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Not-So-Hot Spots Tracking down Vermont’s lesser-known tourist attractions

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with Deanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s struggle to find balance between the tight world of liberal money and the growing arena of scared but undecided voters. Unfortunately, for Dr. Dean to make it with big media, he is going to have to spend more time â&#x20AC;&#x153;looking like a doctorâ&#x20AC;? and less â&#x20AC;&#x153;being Howard Dean.â&#x20AC;? It is not political bias, but peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s almostcompulsive willingness to purchase reassurance about the leaders in charge of major changes â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that attracts big media.

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THE DEAN FACTOR Peter Kurth asks why mainstream media pounce on Howard Deanâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s embarrassing sound bites, but not on President Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Crank Call,â&#x20AC;? June 8]. The answer lies not in politics, but in spiritual dynamics that emerge in times of BURLINGTON massive and mysterious changes.

Very simply, people look for HAPPY TRAILS proof that what they know or feel In response to Paula Routlyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s or believe will still be true. article on the Burlington hashDean takes the stage with a ers/BPD dilemma [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Local medical doctorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mythical reputaMatters,â&#x20AC;? June 8]: Has anyone tion for education and self-discitried dyeing the flour? Seems a pline. When he violates this type, reasonable alternative to legislative it reinforces many peopleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prejuintervention, and I doubt anydiced fear that liberals advocate oneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gonna call Hazmat for a some unknown chaotic death couple of hot pink trails running dance. Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s infelicities, on the other hand, are easily forgivable as through the North End . . .

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the absurd Sunflower Ban and now the North End Perennial Herb and Tulip Police. Throw in the Circus Animal and the Nothing but Dogs and Cats on Church Street bans and you get a City Council that legislates not only dubious moral issues, but personal aesthetics, lifestyles and non-issues. If the circus does come to town, that town will not be Burlington, but Essex and the fairgrounds. If I have a pet snake because of dog-hair allergies, should I not have the right to walk it on Church Street? If I am

a practicing Druid, which my family was before conversion to Roman Catholicism was forced on them under pain of death, should I have to cut my lawn at all?

What next? Will the morbidly obese have a curfew?

In protest, I planted sunflowers and fennel in my front yard. I am contemplating planting the green strip with millet, ragweed, thistles and scotch broom to attract massive flocks of birds, aggravate allergies, scratch passers-by and introduce a non-native shrub that will spread like the plague.

If the City Council curtailed the parade of unsolicited god merchants ringing my doorbell, that would be valuable. Could Seven Days please list the names of those who initiate and support these junk proposals so that the next time around they could be voted out of office?

Peter Klove BURLINGTON

FREEDOM TO GARDEN [Regarding “Local Matters,” June 1]: One of the distinguishing features making Burlington an

attractive town is the visual diversity of its streets, especially in warm weather: the architecture of old buildings with carefully painted details, window boxes and gardens everywhere.

I meander through neighborhoods. I love that people have nurtured plants, from window boxes and potted flowers livening up porches and front steps to transforming greenbelts from mini-lawns to textured, colorful mini-landscapes of flowers, ornamental grasses, groundcovers and small trees.

A few years ago, utility work required digging up the greenbelts on my street. I had already called DigSafe to site plantings around my home. I asked the workers if they could leave the greenbelt bare in front of my house, instead of reseeding it. They did, and I filled it with plants, which I’ve tended since then.

I don’t like lawns, but would never challenge a homeowner’s right to maintain one. Tastes vary; variety enriches our town. The same stretch of greenbelt can look either neglected or cultivated to be a mini-meadow, depending on one’s point of view. As Picard states in his article, people have complained about the state of some of those greenbelts.

I believe the City Council’s response is a chilling one: to create an ordinance “to establish uniform standards” for those cityowned, privately maintained greenbelts. We are reasonable people. If folks have inadvertently caused damage or created hazards in gardening, respect us; let us know. Creating laws to micromanage, punish and create uniformity is insulting. We don’t need garden police.

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SKIP THE PROMO PACK It is a shame that Andy Smetanka [“Selling the Fizzle,” June 1] can’t get out of the office and find the new music that is going on locally. . . I can assure him that musicians despise creating the equivalent of a musical resume as much as he dreads reading through them. Regardless, the bottom line for bands is that spending time and money sending promo packs to people like him is a total waste of time.

He’s not going to write about a random band he’s never met after listening to their promo CD for 20 minutes. He’s going to use the space to first promote the shows >> 27A

CORRECTION: Last week’s cover story, “Reaching Out,” incorrectly stated that The Pearl Street Clinic, which is adjacent to and partnered with the youth drop-in center, is run by Spectrum Youth and Family Services. The clinic is actually run by the Community Health Center of Burlington. We apologize for the error.

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he first shot fired in the 2006 Vermont U.S. Senate race was fired on Monday, but the trigger was pulled far from Vermont, in Washington, D.C. The gun in question belonged to a staffer at the Republican National Senatorial Committee.

Everyone knows that in the wake of Sen. Jim Jeffords’ retirement announcement, the race for that open Vermont seat will be the most expensive and hard-fought in state history.

Independent Rep. Bernie Sanders, Vermont’s political living legend, has made it clear he intends to fill Jeezum Jim’s Senate seat. The GOP has made it clear this week they will stop at nothing to defeat him. And despite trial balloons from political has-beens like Doug Racine, most leading Democrats are backing Bernie.

Monday’s press release from the RNSC was titled “Bernie Sanders: An Ineffective Extremist and Extremely Ineffective.”

The evidence provided was the charge that Sanders has introduced 155 bills since arriving in Congress back in 1991 and only one has become law!

Shocking!

So we rang up the RNSC and spoke with Brian Nick, the staffer focused on Vermont. Very pleasant chap. The Indianapolis native previously worked on Sen. Elizabeth Dole’s personal staff.

We expressed our surprise that the RNSC was labeling Vermont’s seven-term congressman an “extremist.” Does that mean the 68 percent of Vermont voters who backed Bernie are extremists, too?

We asked Mr. Nick for an example to prove his “extremist” point.

The RNSC spokesman cited juvenile justice legislation from 1999 that he said Bernie did not support. It was actually a 1999 amendment that would have “limited the exposure of pornographic material to minors.” Unlike Sanders, he said, “most members did not support exposing minors to sexually explicit music or videos.”

We looked it up.

Oopsie!

The amendment in question was offered

by Rep. Henry Hyde (R-Illinois), a legendary conservative. It would have required store owners to listen to and, when necessary, censor the lyrics on the music CDs and videos they stocked.

Good bye, America. Hello, Big Brother, eh?

Nick was right. Sanders of Vermont voted “no.” But what the RNSC spokesman neglected to point out was the fact that Ol’ Bernardo joined 281 other members, many Republicans among them, in defeating Hyde’s porno amendment. It lost on a 282-146 roll call vote.

Interesting.

Sanders’ Chief of Staff Jeff Weaver told “Inside Track” the RNSC salvo is an opening sample of the “distortions and untruths” that lie ahead.

The truth, said the St. Albans native, is that Bernie is one of the most effective members of the U.S. House, and he had the numbers to back it up.

According to Weaver, “Sanders has passed the most floor amendments of any member of the House since 1996.” In that period, the House has adopted 14 amendments offerered

by Bernie. Rep. Chris Smith (R-

Connecticut) was second with 11. They were the only two members in double digits.

Not bad for an “ineffective extremist” from Vermont, eh?

Statehouse Finale — On Tuesday, Democratic House Speaker Gaye Symington said she expects the House will hold “a full session, not a token session” on Thursday to amend the already passed state budget bill. Language related to the state college teachers-union contract dispute with the state college administration will be changed to meet the wishes of Gov. Jim Douglas, she said.

Speaker Gaye said the House will also act on a resolution “to study the state colleges.”

Administration Secretary Charlie Smith said, “We’re open to that approach.

There are some technical things we need to understand first.”

A Tuesday afternoon meeting with the Speaker’s team was scheduled. Certainly, Symington gave no indication Democrats had any cards up their sleeves. In fact, Gaye and the Ds have been quiet as mice since the session ended.

Instead, Gov. Douglas has pretty much controlled the news coverage. After all, the Guv struck quickly, as soon as the gavel fell, even before Democratic and Progressive lawmakers could get to their cars. Douglas led a perfectly staged GOP pep rally at which he announced his intention to veto both the budget and the universal-health-care bill.

All the post-adjournment news coverage has been about the governor standing firm and tall, while the Democrats have been silent.

“We are not full-time politicians,” Symington explained in defense when asked about that silence. “We’re trying to get back to our lives and jobs,” said the working wife and mother.

But Madame Speaker assured us, the health-care-reform torch will not go out.

The new state budget contains language establishing a Health Care Commission with a paid director and two full-time assistants. Six public hearings will be held around Vermont between now and the legislature’s return in January. A number of studies have been commissioned, too.

“We’ll be on track when the commission gets its work started,” said Symington.

She noted that at her recent appearance before the Burlington Rotary, the audience asked more questions about the Democrats’ health-care bill than anything else.

“Once I explained how the payroll tax would actually work,” said Symington, “many said they had never really understood it before,” based on what they heard or read in the press.

In fact, she told us, she’s even received an invitation to speak to South Carolina Democrats.

Hey, wait a minute. That’s a primary state.

“Symington for President?” we asked.

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Bikers in the Buff June 11 was World Naked Bike Ride Day, and a group of 20 or so brave bikers commemorated it by cycling nude through the streets of Burlington. They weren’t alone — according to http://www.worldnakedbikeride .org, riders in more than 50 cities worldwide pedaled to protest reliance on fossil fuels, and to celebrate “the power and individuality of our bodies.”

Burlington’s contingent assembled between 6 and 7 p.m. in the parking lot of Greener Pastures and Junktiques on North Winooski Avenue. Husband-and-wife organizers Adrian and Lina Tans are residents of Cambridge, Massachusetts, who were in town visiting friends for the weekend. They promoted the protest by passing out fliers at local coffeehouses, and word traveled fast. Two first-year students from UVM who showed up said they’d seen an announcement on a nudist website. Another woman heard about it on WRUV. While all of the cyclists supported the cause, most seemed to enjoy simply providing some spicy street theater. Michael Nedell, a longhaired slam poet, author and former presidential candidate, painted silver stars on his nipples and wrapped himself in red, white and blue cords of tinsel for the ride. He pedaled a rusty red Schwinn, modified for the occasion.

He added a basket, to carry his clothes “just in case,” and attached a hand-lettered cardboard

sign that read “World Naked Bike Ride Day.” He also replaced the old seat with a newer leather model. “The spring was kind of coming through,” he explained. “It wasn’t very comfortable.”

Just before departure, Adrian Tans prepped his posse on how not to get arrested.

“No lewd acts,” he advised, adding that they should avoid riding through city parks. Being naked in public isn’t a problem, he explained — it’s disrobing in public that can get you arrested. Ergo, the activists undressed en masse in the Junktiques garage.

The unclothed caravan — including a naked rollerblader — immediately attracted attention.

Cheers erupted from people sitting on porches as the group rolled down North Winooski Avenue towards Pearl Street. Surprised motorists snapped photos with their cell phones as the riders turned right on Pearl, then zigzagged through downtown, cutting across crowded Church Street whenever possible.

They got a few catcalls — one pre-teen girl along South Winooski Avenue covered her eyes and cried, “You’re sick!” — but overall the reception was positive, if puzzled. Few people seemed to get the anti-oil message. As the group passed the intersection of College and Church streets, an excited man in a giant, gas-guzzling Ford Expedition signaled his support by honking his horn repeatedly, prompting cheers from pedestrians and outdoor diners at Sweetwaters.

One confused woman shouted, “Why are you naked?”

“We’re protesting oil dependency,” a rider yelled as he passed. “And, it’s a really hot day.”

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John Casella, for example. He’s chairman and CEO of Casella Waste Systems of Rutland, one of the largest waste-management firms in North America.

Where’s the creativity in taking out the trash? As Casella explained to the audience, his company has succeeded in large part through innovations — such as capturing the methane produced by landfills to generate electricity, and then using the waste heat from the process to grow hothouse tomatoes.

“We can take resources from a community, which were once historically viewed as a liability, and turn them into an asset,” Cassella says.

Another panelist was India Burnett Farmer of “Rutbusters,” a group of residents in their twenties and thirties who are trying to make their city more attractive to young professionals. Farmer noted that lack of housing downtown turns Rutland City into a virtual ghost town after quitting time.

During an open discussion, community members tossed out their own suggestions — such as turning Center Street into a pedestrian mall with art galleries, and establishing a community center at the Paramount Theater.

Not everyone was convinced that the talk will lead to anything tangible. One local businessman griped afterward that most city officials were notably absent. And Three Tomatoes owner Allen Frey observed that during the entire two-hour meeting, only 14 people walked past his restaurant. “And this at the height of the afternoon rush,” he lamented.

“One thing hasn’t changed in Rutland. There’s no life in downtown.”

Others were more optimistic. Elisabeth Kulas of the Rutland County Community Land Trust urged Rutland residents to dream big. “The resources [for change] are out there,” she said. “Don’t get bogged down on why an idea won’t work. If you have a great idea, figure out how to make it happen and shoot for the stars.”

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Is Rutland ready to become Vermont’s next “It” town? Maybe not. But residents gathered for a “Creative Economy Forum” last Thursday at Three Tomatoes Trattoria on Merchants Row were exploring ways to at least give the place more life. Many in attendance complained that the central Vermont city too often approaches its problems with a “can’tdo” attitude. But organizer Elizabeth Stedman of the lobbying firm Kimbell-Sherman-Ellis looked over the 150 people who’d turned out for the midday meeting and remarked, “Rutland is really ready to have this conversation.”

The term “creative economy” refers to a broad set of cultural, intellectual and economic activity that includes artists, writers, musicians, engineers, educators, architects, and others who make a living as creative professionals. The phrase was coined by Richard Florida, a Carnegie-Mellon economist who contends that creativity-based enterprises will fuel U.S. economic growth in the 21st century. Florida argues that towns and cities that foster innovative entrepreneurial activity and attract young, creative professionals will be the ones that create the most jobs, pay the highest wages, and offer the best quality of life.

By one estimate, New England’s creative economy exceeds $4.3 billion annually. Communities across Vermont have been holding town meetings similar to Rutland’s to figure out how to beef up their own artistic and cultural endeavors. Those discussions dovetail with the release of a report by the Vermont Council on Culture and Innovation on “Advancing Vermont’s Creative Economy.”

The report offers specific recommendations for attracting “clean” industries, stimulating cultural enterprises, and developing a town’s unique “brand identity.”

Rutland already has an image, but not for its hopping arts scene. Some of the Rutland panelists didn’t seem to fit the creative-professional profile. Take

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What’s a lifetime of employment at Specialty Filaments worth? About three-and-a-half weeks’ pay. That’s the maximum severance package being offered to an employee with 43 years of service. Anyone who’s been with the company less than five years — the average length of employment is 15 — gets nothing but a pink slip.

“These people dedicated their lives to this company,” says Pam Pariseau, union president of UNITE HERE Local 438, who was among the 150-plus people at a Burlington rally last weekend. “If CRP didn’t have the resources, it’d almost be understandable.” Boston-based CRP, a privately owned investment firm, manages more than $1 billion in assets. Company officials did not return calls from Seven Days.

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tion growth, abolished rewards last year for married couples who decide not to have children. China imposes strict family-planning rules that typically allow couples to have just one child, but those have eased over the years as the country faces an estimated $300 billion shortfall in its pension system, while its populace rapidly ages.

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Life and Death Unhealthy lifestyles, emotional stress and environmental pollution in China’s richest city have taken a heavy toll on the local sperm count. The Shanghai Daily reported that Shanghai’s sperm bank has managed to collect just 6000 samples in two years, and many of those were of “poor quality.” “More than 2000 people came here for physical checks and only 400 were found to be qualified” to donate sperm, the sperm bank’s director, Li Zheng, told the newspaper.

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Bannister, who said he had a substantial amount of work to do, was asked to put away his stool but refused. Officers escorted him from the building.

Or Are You Just Glad to See Me? Police in Stamford, Connecticut, arrested Arthur Bertana, 62, for lewd conduct after they said he placed a toy banana in his pants and flashed people. “Over a span of time, there were several reports of a subject wearing extremely tight pants with an obvious bulge stuffed down his pants,” Sgt. Roger Petrone, Jr. said, explaining that Bertana usually held a bag in front of his pants, then 1x8-speeder061505

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“It was a yellow, plush, child’s toy banana,” Petrone said. “It had a smiley face on it.”

Lest We Forget Some of the 20,000 Australians and New Zealanders who traveled to Turkey’s Anzac Cove to commemorate the more than 11,000 Australians and New Zealanders who died there during World War II’s ninemonth Gallipoli campaign expressed outrage when Australian organizers of the ceremony played the Bee Gees’ hit song, “Stayin’ Alive,” along with “You Should Be Dancin’,” on a large screen during a break in the official program.

“It’s not a festival,” Amy Hutton, a member of the crowd, complained.

“You are here to pay respect.”

Vehicular Follies Seo Sang-moon, 69, finally passed his driver’s license exam on the 272nd attempt. He explained that he is illiterate and used the oral-exam option of the test process to teach himself the rules of the road because he could not read them in a manual. He paid about $1000 in fees over the past five years, learning a little more each time he failed until he finally earned the minimum score needed to pass. Seo immediately turned his attention to his road test, pointing out, “After trying 271 times to pass the oral exam, what do I have to be afraid of?”

• More Americans are riding motorcycles than ever, led by aging, affluent baby boomers, according to the Washington Post, which reported that riders over 40 account for 60 percent of the increase in motorcycle deaths. At the same time, the paper pointed out,

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Burlington’s Vermont City Marathon would start at 8 a.m. Sunday morning — a scant five hours away. More to the point, I’m a middle-aged cabdriver; the only marathon I’m fit for is an event that combines eating and watching television.

Sign me up for that one.

“I don’t think so,” I replied. “I get tired driving 26.2 miles, for crissake.”

“I’m with you, buddy,” the woman said, and let out a hearty laugh. She looked terrific for someone who had just survived the Saturday-night club scene.

Her face showed no sign of fatigue; she was still fresh, well scrubbed and brighteyed. With her blonde hair held back behind a white headband, she could have been in an Ivory Soap advertisement.

“I will be out there tomorrow morning, however,” she continued. “My sister’s running in a relay.”

We drifted up Pine Street at a leisurely pace. “Leisurely” is not a word generally ascribed to my driving, but as this was my last fare of the night, I let the hammer up.

“So,” my customer said, turning to face me. “If you had the opportunity to meet and hang out with any person, living or dead, who would that be?”

“Jeez,” I said, “what a great question.

Off the top of my head — John Lennon.”

“Interesting, interesting. Why John Lennon?”

“Well, actually,” I said, “now that I think about it, can I switch? I’d like to go with the Dalai Lama.”

“Nope, it doesn’t work that way,” she said, wagging her finger at me. “You have to go with your first instinct. I’m sorry,

but them’s the rules. So, again — what is it about John Lennon?”

“Man, you are persistent,” I said, chuckling. “And strict.”

“OK, I’ll accept that. But I’m still waiting.”

This woman had a disarming presence. Although it looked like it on the surface, she wasn’t really being pushy; rather, it was her openness and delightful manner that invited conversation. I’d wager she makes everyone she meets more voluble.

“All right, then. I’ll tell you a story about this, and it’s something I haven’t spoken about in 25 years,” I told her.

“Like many of my generation, I think I took John for granted while he was still alive. I remember the day in 1980 when this vividly came home to me. It was during a short period in my life when I had a desk job, and I was sitting in the office. A co-worker walks in and tells me that John Lennon had been shot and killed by a crazed fan. And then she walks out.

“I sat there frozen for about 10 seconds, and then put my head down on my desk and cried. I mean, like a baby, like I had just lost a family member.

Until that very moment, I hadn’t realized what a profound connection I had with the man, how much he meant to me, and I don’t think I was alone in that. His life mirrored the trials and tribulations of our own lives, and when he wrote and sang songs about it, he gave us all hope.

He raised our spirits. Man, I still love the guy to this day.”

We turned onto Home Avenue and rumbled over the tracks that carried the short-lived Champlain Flyer. The elaborate train crossing they built for that purpose seemed like overkill at the time; now that the train is out of commission, I really wish they’d take it down. It’s kind of depressing, not to mention a road hazard.

We ascended the steep hill into the labyrinth of Redrock dwellings. Between the pink rock formations, the chiseled cliffs, and the homes all packed willy-nilly, one on top of the other, this development feels like a Vermont version of Navajo pueblos. As we passed a section of exposed rock, I half-expected to see ancient, faded paintings of leaping catamounts.

Pulling up to my customer’s home, I asked, “OK, what about you? Who’s your person?”

“Wow, no one’s ever put the question back at me. I guess turnabout’s fair play.

So I’ll say Jimi Hendrix.”

“Jimi Hendrix? I would have never guessed.”

She handed me the fare and, as she climbed out of the cab, she grinned and said, “No, I want to change my mind. I choose the Dalai Lama.” 쩾

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ustomers enter my taxi with a variety of attitudes. As I have way too much time on my hands, I’ve given this a lot of thought. And I’ve determined that the way my passengers interact with me is the result of two converging factors: their personalities and how their day is going.

Some folks are bubbly by nature; others are flat. Some may have just met the love of their lives; others just got downsized.

You get the idea.

Every so often, a person sits down next to me who seems to have been waiting to speak to me all day. Of course, many of these customers have a screw loose, but not all. Sometimes, they’re just very friendly.

Such as the woman sitting next to me on one recent ride. After giving me her destination — the Redrock condos — she asked, “Will I see you at the starting line tomorrow morning?”

As it was nearly three in the morning, this was an exceedingly wry inquiry.

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Dear Cecil, In the column in your online archive about why the missionary position is called that [1992], you repeat the myth that the term missionary position was coined by unidentified natives as a reaction to shocked missionaries’ proselytization against unorthodox sexual positions. To your credit, you mention that there is no hard evidence supporting this assertion. However, Robert J. Priest (yes, the coincidence is amusing) in his article “Missionary Positions: Christian, Modernist, Post-Modernist” (Current Anthropology, February 2001) carefully picks this story apart. [Lengthy explanation omitted because I’m about to go through it below. — C.A.] Priest even cites the “Straight Dope” as one of the many sources perpetuating the missionary position story. Anyway, this is my contribution to the fighting of ignorance.

Zoinks, via the Straight Dope Message Board Now, Zoinks. I didn’t just “repeat the myth.” I told the story, then remarked, “That’s the legend, at least. It may not be true.” As it turns out, my caution was amply justified. Thanks to you and Robert Priest, we now appear to have the full story on missionary position.

Although European and Euro-descended Christian missionaries have been propagating the faith in far corners of the world for centuries, the phrase “missionary position,” meaning the partners-facing/man-on-top posture for heterosexual intercourse, was at one point thought to have first surfaced only in the late 1960s.

This timing suggested to a lot of people, me included, that the standard explanation of the phrase’s provenance in terms of actual prissy missionaries was dubious. I speculated that the phrase was the work of ’60s rads poking fun at uptight religious types.

That guess wasn’t entirely off the mark, but it omitted a key connection, which Priest has now supplied. He unearthed what he believes to be the missionary position urtext, namely the following quote from Alfred Kinsey’s

Sexual Behavior in the Human Male (1948): “It will be recalled that [anthropologist Bronislaw] Malinowski ([The Sexual Life of Savages in North-Western Melanesia,] 1929) records the nearly universal use of a totally different [sexual] position among the Trobrianders in the Southwestern Pacific; and that he notes that caricatures of the EnglishAmerican position are performed around the communal campfires, to the great amusement of the natives who refer to the position as the ‘missionary position.’”

According to Priest, however, Malinowski’s book says nothing about the missionary position as we now understand the term. What it does say at widely separated points is that (a) Trobrianders play ribald games at gatherings during the full moon; (b) islanders who work for whites sometimes mimic the inept (in their estimation) copulatory flailings of their employers; and (c) some Trobrianders object to public displays of affection between lovers, which they term misinari si bubunela, “missionary fashion,” viewing such things as an immoral Christian import. Furthermore, Kinsey in his book claims that the Christian church once considered nonMP sex sinful. Priest conjectures that Kinsey conflated these disparate elements to come up with the missionary position tale, apparently never bothering to compare his faulty recollection against Malinowski’s words.

Priest, a divinity school professor, believes that from there “missionary position” gradually took hold as a way of marginalizing the Christian take on things, but he suggests that Kinsey, whatever his motives, made an honest mistake. Others take a less charitable view of the sex-research pioneer’s approach to the facts. E. Michael Jones’s Degenerate Moderns: Modernity as Rationalized Sexual Misbehavior (1993), which Priest cites in passing, blames Kinsey for the discredited (by me among others) legend that the Vatican has the world’s largest pornography collection. Evidently having called some of the same people I did, Jones records the usual denials that the Vatican has a pornography collection, and traces belief to the contrary to Kinsey, who used to get laughs in lectures by claiming that the trove of smut he’d amassed for his research was second only to, or in fact larger than, the pile of porn possessed by the Holy See. Kinsey’s basis for such statements: A casual remark by a visitor who’d been to Rome and, on seeing Kinsey’s collection, commented (I presume in jest) that it was almost as large as the Vatican’s.

Jones remarks sternly that Kinsey “seems to have made no effort to contact the Vatican,” and that “there is every reason to believe that he continued to make the statement even knowing that it was false.” Having occasionally been tempted to embellish a tale to get a rise out of an audience, I can’t be too harsh on the old voyeur, who whatever his defects materially advanced our understanding of sex. Just the same, I’m happy now to help set the record straight.

CECIL ADAMS

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viewers alike. And Tucker-Ketcham’s hypersensitivity appears to be history.

Optimistic and seemingly grounded, she’s walking proof that angst is not a required ingredient for good art.

In the Express Lane

I IMAGE Matthew Thorsen ARTWORK Sage TuckerKetcham and “Looking Up, Looking Down” “Compound Amalgamation,” new and collaborative work by Sage TuckerKetcham and Mikey Welsh.

47Sanctuary, Burlington.

Reception June 17, 6-9 p.m.

Through July 22. Info, http://www. studiostk.com.

t’s almost impossible to tell how Sage Tucker-Ketcham makes her paintings, and she likes it that way. The smooth, amoebic shapes, stringy black lines and expanses of ethereal color hold on to her secret. But in fact, the Burlington artist’s technique is pretty simple: drips. She starts by choosing a color and deciding where to put it on the canvas, then letting it pool. After that she adds another color — acrylic house paint, watercolor, maybe some polyurethane — and waits to see what happens. She hasn’t tired of the random thrills provided by chemistry and physics. “People think I do this, but no; the paint does it,” TuckerKetcham says modestly. “I just drink coffee and watch it.”

When she’s satisfied with the composition, she may drip black outlines

mid-twenties to produce such engaging paintings, and have a dozen exhibitions on her resume, is remarkable enough. That she’s just launched a gallery and art-education center in Burlington suggests she’s a fearless entrepreneur as well. “I’ve wanted to do this,” she claims, “since I was 5 years old.” Tucker-Ketcham is not wasting any time following her dream.

Studio STK, which hosted an opening party last Saturday, comprises seven smallish rooms and a broad, Ushaped hallway connecting them. It’s on the ground floor at 64 North Street, right in the middle of the Old North End’s revitalization efforts.

Tucker-Ketcham rents the space from the Burlington Housing Authority. In it, she plans to hold private and group art classes for kids, drawing on eight

People think I do this, but no; the paint does it. I just drink coffee and watch it.

SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM

around some of the shapes. Then comes the final and, she says, hardest part: brushing in the background color. Sometimes she doesn’t do it at all; other times she’ll only go part way, leaving the “unfinished” work with the somewhat unsettling energy of an unanswered question.

Being privy to this information doesn’t make her paintings any less impressive to a viewer. After all, Tucker-Ketcham has created her own detour from the artistic road laid down by such revered 20th-century abstract expressionists as Jackson Pollock. And in any case, the process is not as easy as she makes it sound — try it at home and you’ll soon agree. There’s much to be said for color sensibility, artistic vision and the sheer eye-hand coordination to carry it through.

Tucker-Ketcham is only two years out of college. For a woman in her

years of teaching experience in afterschool and enrichment programs, including Burlington City Arts’ summer art camps.

One of Studio STK’s front rooms is a gallery; its debut exhibition is a group of wildly expressionist, “art brut”-style paintings and sculpture by Tucker-Ketcham’s friend Mikey Welsh. Her own calmer works line the broad hallway, and her working studio is at the other end of the U. In between are a couple of classrooms — the door to one bears a sign made by Welsh that reads: “Messy Kids.” “I think making art should be messy,” Tucker-Ketcham explains. Inside the room is a chalkboard “so I can draw examples without wasting paper,” she adds.

She’s not overlooking the grownups, though. “The parents of my students often say they’d like to do this,

too,” Tucker-Ketcham says, gesturing at the children’s unfettered paintings hung around the room. “So I’m putting together a curriculum for adults . . . It’s for people who have never studied art, or for those who have but may find themselves in a corner.”

Tucker-Ketcham is petite and vivacious, with dark hair and flashing brown eyes; she has a winning combination of humility, enthusiasm and self-assurance. It’s easy to picture her encouraging students of any age. Yet her own artistic education was bumpy.

Tucker-Ketcham was born to young parents who divorced several months after she was born. Both are 7th-generation Vermonters who are remarried and live in the Burlington area. At age 11, Sage and her mother, Leslie Tucker, moved to Toronto, then took off the following year for England. Later they relocated to Virginia, where Sage attended all four years of public high school.

Tucker-Ketcham returned to Vermont for college and initially went to Goddard. That lasted six months.

She switched to Burlington College and loved it, but the art department “did not have what I needed,” she says.

Finally, she decided on the Maine College of Art in Portland, where she earned, painfully, a B.A. in Fine Arts.

“It was really hard, but it was great — they basically broke me down and built me back up,” Tucker-Ketcham says. “I would cry at times; the paintings were very personal and I was letting them out in the world . . . But now I’m more professional; you just can’t go cry in a corner.”

As a student trying to find her artistic “voice,” Tucker-Ketcham wrangled with a particularly demanding professor, and ultimately triumphed. “I built my own process,” she explains.

“Instead of reacting to the criticism, I said, ‘OK, I’ll show you how I can do it.’ By the end I was getting As.” That process — and steely determination — led to work that, post-college, has attracted gallery owners and

Sage Tucker-Ketcham and Mikey Welsh met through the large-scale, four-panel painting, entitled “Looking Up, Looking Down,” that she made during a month-long “Progress/ Process” residency at the Firehouse Gallery in 2003 — hers was the only painting Welsh liked. Later, TuckerKetcham was a “special guest” at Welsh’s 2004 exhibit at the Gallerie@ Opaline. They’re soon to be teaching buddies as well, at some of Studio STK’s summer art camps for kids. And this Friday, June 17, the two will open a joint exhibit at 47Sanctuary that features new individual works as well as four collaborative pieces.

For the latter, Tucker-Ketcham and Welsh each had their way with two canvases and then traded, working over and around what the other had done. The resultant paintings are simply extraordinary — the combination of their very different styles is astonishingly effective and nearly seamless. But the works will surely provoke some head-scratching. “What they did is pretty amazing,” says 47Sanctuary curator Joseph Peila. He’s particularly fascinated by a painting titled “Ningmeng” — Tucker-Ketcham’s solid background hues, in this case bright pink, are evident, but with ghostly faces appended. “There’s a sort of mythicalism to her faces,” Peila notes. “I’ve always said I’d be interested to see where these go.”

So is the artist, apparently: TuckerKetcham has been working on charcoal portraits since college, and several studies from that parallel interest are included in the show.

Her painting “Looking Up, Looking Down” is not at 47Sanctuary; it’s still hanging in the hallway at Studio STK. But that work was responsible for another important connection for Tucker-Ketcham: Flynn Center Executive Director Andrea Rogers. “For several years she had a large, colorful painting at the [nowdefunct] Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, and there was a strength about it, wild and wonderful, that really spoke to me,” says Rogers. “I thought Sage was a male, partly because of that strength.” When she came across Tucker-Ketcham and her new work at the Firehouse show, Rogers invited her to apply for a solo exhibit at the Flynn’s Amy E. Tarrant Gallery. “I said I wanted to do all new work and they said yes,” recalls Tucker-Ketcham.

She produced six large abstract paintings and 22 small ones for the December ’04/January ’05 show. It proved to be a commercial milestone as well — she sold one of her big works for $2600.

But Tucker-Ketcham certainly has no intention of stopping there. “I don’t want to be known as the dripabstract painter who now makes posters and placemats. I want to keep it new, and not get bored,” she suggests. “I’m at the point now where I’m, like, ‘Is this great? Can I live with this painting every day? It’s good, but is it great?’” m

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Some 77 percent of Vermonters now say they approve of gay marriage or civil unions. The Burlington school district approved gender-identity protections for transgender students and employees, and UVM drew a record 500 people to its Translating Identities Conference in March.

That should be enough to make any queer person proud. So why is Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pride Festival shrinking? It might be a victim of its own success.

The annual event, held in cities around the world, celebrates the New York City Stonewall Riots of June 1969, which marked the beginning of the modern gay-rights movement. Burlington held its first Gay and Lesbian Pride parade in 1983. The celebration expanded to include a whole series of queer-themed activities in the 1990s, including a daylong festival on the waterfront. For years, June was Pride Month in Vermont.

But in 2003, Prideâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s volunteer organizers scaled the festival back to one day. Then, in 2004, they got a slow start on the event, and were forced to bump it to July. This year, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re bumping it off the Burlington waterfront. On Saturday, July 9, parade-goers will assemble near Edmunds Middle School for a stroll down Church Street. Queer organizations â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but no food or merchandise vendors â&#x20AC;&#x201D; can set up tables in City Hall.

Lluvia Mulvaney-Stanak, co-executive director of Outright VT, and â&#x20AC;&#x153;surrogate memberâ&#x20AC;? of the Pride Committee, says the festival will be more â&#x20AC;&#x153;grassrootsâ&#x20AC;? this year. Why? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Basically, a major emphasis on lack of funds, and lack of community support,â&#x20AC;? she quips.

Mulvaney-Stanak joined last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s committee to replace veteran organizers who wanted to step aside. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Me and a few other helpless fools showed up,â&#x20AC;? she recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And then before we knew it, we were the Pride committee.â&#x20AC;?

The twentysomething activist explains that with fewer people involved, fundraising is becoming increasingly difficult. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Most people donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t realize the waterfront costs upwards of $10,000,â&#x20AC;? she says. That includes renting the space, the tents, the Port-a-Potties and the staging, and buying insurance. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a huge investment, to have something down there.â&#x20AC;?

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Organizers stress the continuing need for Pride, but with so much progress in the state, some queer Vermonters have simply moved on.

Jaime Tibbits, a lesbian who lives with her civil-unioned partner in South Hero, says she hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t been to Pride in five years. Tibbits, who was active in a queer student group while attending UVM, says she now volunteers for her town library and on the rescue squad. And, yes, her neighbors know sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s gay. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d much rather be out in my community than march in a parade,â&#x20AC;? she says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I try to be out on a local level. I just live gay.â&#x20AC;?

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inigolf, miniature golf, putt-putt — Americans have different names for the popular, pint-sized game James Barber invented in 1917. The shipping magnate is credited with building the first minigolf course, “Thistle Dhu,” in Pinehurst, North Carolina. When he was finished, his architect reportedly said, “This’ll do” — hence the name.

The summer pastime caught on nationwide shortly thereafter. The official U.S. Open website estimates that people in the U.S. now play 500 million rounds each year.

Minigolf is only one of three offerings at the Family Fun Center — visitors can also take swings at a driving range, or in the batting cages — but the small, 18hole spread is the seasonal center’s crown jewel. Located just off I-289, the course is Chris Bulger resplendent with evergreens and founAttendant and Groundskeeper tains, as well as gardens full of real flowEssex Family Center ers, and a wooden gazebo that looks out on the Green Mountains.

Course attendant Chris Bulger, of Williston, has spent his past two summer vacations passing out putters and mowing the lawn. During the school year, he studies geography at New Mexico State University.

SEVEN DAYS: When I think of miniature golf, I think of going to Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, where there seems to be a minigolf course on every block.

It’s such a touristy thing to do.

Are the people who come here tourists or locals?

CHRIS BULGER: You see a lot of college students during the school year and quite a few families from Vermont. But there’s a surprising amount of tourists . . . Some people just like to come and walk around the course. They just like to look at it. Like, some people take pictures — SD: Wait. You’re in the middle of Vermont. There are all these mountains and picturesque views. And they want to take pictures of the minigolf course?

CB: It’s always the tourists. We had a person from Japan who asked me if it was OK if he took pictures, because he hadn’t seen anything like this before.

SD: Why do you think tourists want to play minigolf in Vermont, where there are so many other things to do?

CB: It’s a good point. I’m not sure if it’s just that you can be outside in a new environment, but you don’t nec-

essarily have to go for a hike. It gives people something in common. I mean, they’ve played miniature golf before somewhere else. Here, it’s nice scenery.

And if you come up from a city, this is unique. There are a lot of mowed fields. We’re by the road, but it doesn’t really feel like you’re by the road.

SD: Your landscaping adds to that effect. For a minigolf course, it’s uncharacteristically tasteful. There aren’t any windmills, or animatronic gizmos.

CB: A lot of places you go have silly things, but I think this appeals to a wider audience. The owners really spent a lot of time with the water aspect, trying to make nice waterfalls.

They’ve got a cave for a couple holes.

It’s challenging, but it’s not so challenging that people never make a hole in one. Even people who golf are happy with it.

SD: What’s the hardest hole?

CB: Number 12’s pretty difficult. It’s got a couple different pipes that you can choose to go through, and people get confused. If you haven’t played here before, you don’t know what to expect. With some of the other holes, you can kind of see where you’re try-

ing to putt, but with that one, it’s kind of a surprise.

The speeds are a big thing. You need to get a feel for how hard to hit it.

SD: Which one should they shoot for?

CB: The first one. The second one is kind of the collect-all, missed the first hole.

SD: At most minigolf courses, you have at least one hole where you have to choose between aiming for the long skinny corridor that leads straight to the hole — but where you could easily get stuck — or the wider round-about way that won’t quite get you there, but puts you in a good position for the next shot.

Which is the better choice?

CB: I’d go for the little part, because it’s a challenge. That’s like Hole 14.

If you hit the ball across this little bridge, it goes over a stream and into a pipe that drops the ball into or close to the hole. If you miss that bridge, the ball goes into the water.

And people think, if you hit it in the water, that’s a bad thing, but this hole is designed so that the ball washes down into a ramp, and comes out on the green. People like that. They get surprised.

I don’t think you’re bad off either way, but if you make the bridge, you’re going to be a little closer.

SD: What’s your favorite part of the course?

CB: Holes 1 and 2. They’re not too difficult, and they have nice water features right around them. I like that, especially on a hot day.

SD: But it’s not like you can actually go in the water.

CB: You’re not in the water, but it’s nice to hear the water. People comment on that a lot. They like all the water. It’s a psychological thing . . .

And people play with their clubs in the water. I’ve seen people just reach in the ponds with their clubs. I understand if they hit their balls in, but sometimes you just see people messing around with the water.

It also helps drown out the noise from the road, the trucks, stuff like that. It’s peaceful, I think.

SD: It’s kinda brown and foamy, though.

CB: Yeah, we’re working on that.

We’re trying to start up the pumps.

We’re going to be filtering and vacuuming the ponds. It should get better soon.

SD: Do you ever see people get mad?

CB: Yeah, certain people have a tendency to get mad. They’re real competitive, and if they don’t win . . .

I’ve seen a few people throw their clubs, but not too many.

SD: Do you have any advice about how to play this course?

CB: I’d just say look over each hole.

In real golf, they read the greens. I think you need to do the same thing here. Take your time. Look it over.

SD: So where do the balls disappear to after the 18th hole?

CB: People always ask about that.

There’s a little wooden box next to the hole, with a lock on it. And there’s a basket in the bottom. It’s right to the side of the hole here, between the hole and the water.

People want to look inside all the time. I’ll open it up for you. You can see, if I drop the ball in the hole, it shoots out this pipe here.

SD: Hey, that’s so cool! I’ve always wondered about that.

CB: A lot of times it’s little kids, but even adults ask where they go. A lot of people think that somehow the balls magically reappear in the right spot inside the building, when in reality, they end up here, and we have to come and get them. m

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Speaker Hastert slipped quietly into town for two fundraising events at the South Burlington home of Fred Peet. Mr. Peet runs a real estate law firm on Patchen Road.

State Sen. Peter Welch (DWindsor) had a beautiful line on it this week: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m kind of amazed the person whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s second in line to the presidency of the United States comes in as though heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the witness protection program.

Nobody knew he was here; no opportunity for Vermont press or for Vermonters to talk to him about things that have enormous consequence here in Vermont.â&#x20AC;?

Good point, eh?

Vermont GOP Chairman Jim Barnett was quick Tuesday with a sharp response. Drawing inspiration from Attorney Welchâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s television ads, Mad Dog Barnett told us he could picture an upcoming Candidate Welch campaign commercial in 2006. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If your feelings have been injured by Dennis Hastert, if George Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reelection has caused you heartburn, I encourage you to sue someone,â&#x20AC;? joked Barnett. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Peter Welch, call me and I can help get you the compensation youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re entitled to. I only get paid if you win!â&#x20AC;?

Funny guy.

But it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t change the fact that the Republican Party chose to sneak Dennis Hastert into Vermont like he was Osama bin Laden slipping across the Pakistan border.

While Gov. Douglas did not attend the fundraisers at the Peet residence, he did meet with Hastert â&#x20AC;&#x153;for about 20 minutesâ&#x20AC;? in an undisclosed location at the Burlington International Airport.

Hmm. Well, it couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have been the ladiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; room, eh?

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d think the Vermont GOPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s No. 1 goal is to conceal its ties to the Bush administration.

Anyway, through the miracle of email we were able to contact Mr. Peet, who was traveling on a cruise ship to Alaska.

According to Fred, about 50 people attended and the suggested donation was $1000. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hastert feels Republicans in Vermont can win the House seat with a moderate candidate like Martha Rainville,â&#x20AC;? wrote Peet. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He had met Rainville earlier in D.C. He hopes to bring money to Vermont to support the GOP House candidate.â&#x20AC;?

Cool.

Gen. Rainville, however, did not attend the fundraiser, either.

An aide told us she was busy that evening with Guard duties.

Lite-Gov. Brian Dubie did attend.

What Will Doobie-Do Do? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Brian Dubie told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? this week he does not feel like the 2006 train has passed him by.

Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll recall that IDX owner Rich Tarrant quickly launched his U.S. Senate trial balloon after Sen. Jim Jeffords announced he was retiring. And Gen. Martha Rainville suddenly came out of the military closet as a Republican, with her eyes fixed on the U.S. House seat Bernie Sanders will vacate.

On Monday, Dubie had a representative attend a training session in Washington for potential

GOP 2006 Senate candidates. It was put on by the RNSC, and the topic was campaign-finance laws.

The Doobster said he was represented at the session by Charlotte Attorney Brady Toensing.

According to the Washington Post, Toensing is the son of Washington, D.C., lawyer Victoria Toensing. She and current husband Joseph diGenova are also law partners (http://www.digeno vatoensing.com).

Back in the late 1990s, Howard Kurtz of the Post described the pair as the â&#x20AC;&#x153;power coupleâ&#x20AC;? at the â&#x20AC;&#x153;vortexâ&#x20AC;? of the Monica Lewinsky scandal.

Small world, eh? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Martha, Rich and I are talking,â&#x20AC;? said Dubie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re interested in the best possible team.â&#x20AC;? Sounds like either Tarrant or Rainville is going to have to change their plans, because Doobie-Do said he isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t interested in running in a primary.

Stay tuned.

P.S. Richie Rich was represented at the Monday RNSC session by Burlington accountant Mike Flynn.

Peter the Great â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Peter: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pretty common name in Vermont political circles.

Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle, State Sen. Peter Welch and Vermont Democratic Party Chairman Peter Mallary.

But donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t you dare forget former State Sen. Peter Shumlin of Putney. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s because Putney Pete, who lost the three-way 2002 Lite-Gov race that made Brian Dubie famous, has his sights firmly fixed on the 2006 race for the U.S. House.

All the news ink so far has been about Peter Welch and fellow State Sen. Matt Dunne. As everyone knows, the thirtysomething Dunne has made it perfectly clear he would step aside if the fiftysomething Welch wants to run. And the conventional wisdom this week is that he will run.

But hold all bets, folks.

Former Senate President Peter Shumlin told â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? in no uncertain terms this week that he is planning a run for Sandersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; open U.S. House seat. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I am excited,â&#x20AC;? said Shumlin, â&#x20AC;&#x153;about taking a strong voice to Washington and standing up to the extremists running our country.â&#x20AC;?

In the 2002 election, the beginning of the post-Howard Dean Age in Vermont, Shumlin was poised to run for governor but bowed to pressure from Dean and U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy to give then Lt. Gov. Doug Racine a clear shot at governor.

We all know what a dismal flip-flop of a campaign Racine ran, losing to Jim Douglas.

Instead, in the Lite-Gov race, Shumlin and Progressive Anthony Pollina divided the left and greased the skids for Dubie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In hindsight, I might have done it differently,â&#x20AC;? said Shumlin. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I made the mistake of deferring to party leadership. I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t intend to make that mistake twice.â&#x20AC;?

Shumlin made it clear he will not shy away from a Democratic primary this time.

In addition, Shumlin was particularly critical of the deal Welch and Speaker Symington made with Entergy, owner of Vermont Yankee. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be stuck forever with high-level radioactive waste on

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the shores of the Connecticut River,” said Shummy. “I wish they’d taken more time.”

As for taking on Welch or Dunne in a primary, Shumlin said, “A primary can be healthy.

Voters, not party leaders, would get to decide who’s strongest.”

Interesting.

Skip to Slovakia! — The Senate Foreign Relations Committee will vote Wednesday afternoon on the appointment of 11 new Bush administration ambassadors to countries including France, Spain, Iraq and the Slovak Republic.

A long-time favorite of “Inside Track” readers, Skip Vallee of South Burlington will be approved for the ambassador’s residence in Bratislava, Slovakia.

The owner of more than two dozen gas stations in Vermont, including the Maplefields minimart chain, has been a very good nominee, declining interview requests until the deal is done.

Certainly there’s no question that had Skip not raised hundreds of thousands of dollars for the Bush-Cheney campaign he would never have had a shot. It’s a funny way to conduct foreign policy, but that’s the way it works.

Still, one has to smile when a hometown kid, regardless of party, snares the brass ring.

P.S. For a window on Ambassador Skip’s new world, check out the website of the U.S. embassy in Bratislava: http://bratislava.usembassy.gov.

Media Notes — It was another exciting week of Ch. 3 Six O’Clock News with solo anchor Marselis Parsons.

Over a month ago, the station put out a press release announcing former reporter Kristen Kelly would return in “late May or early June” from NECN in Boston to fill the coanchor seat left vacant by Sera Congi’s departure.

As you recall, News Director Parsons got a little snippy and defensive last week when we inquired about Ms. Kelly’s arrival. Funny guy.

Perhaps he only gives out information when he’s reading it off a teleprompter.

However, according to reliable sources at WGOP, er, WCAX-TV News, Marsillyiss informed the news staff on Monday by email that the new female co-anchor will arrive at the Joy Drive HQ on Thursday.

But Ms. Kelly won’t be hitting the airwaves right away.

According to Parsons’ note, she will “practice” anchoring with her male co-anchors to be — Marsillyiss and 11 o’clock anchor Roger Garrity. The news staff was not informed of a specific date when the redhead will made her on-air debut.

Meanwhile, over at WPTZTV, veteran news photographer Mike French is departing after seven years with our local NBC affiliate. Where’s he going?

Get this: Mike’s going to bike across America. Check out http:// www.mikeacrossamerica.com.

“Inside Track” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Peter Freyne, email freyne@sevendaysvt.com.

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between Fairfield and Enosberg Falls, miles from the centers of both. Site administrator Shirley Paradee says it’s best not to visit during mud season.

Paradee, guardian of all things Arthur for the past 13 years, is miffed that he’s been neglected. “I’m a little jealous of Calvin Coolidge,” she says. “He gets a lot of things at the museum in Plymouth, and we don’t get much up here. We don’t even have a public restroom.”

The dearth of interest might stem from the fact that the details of Arthur’s life in Vermont are fuzzy, even contradictory.

The site was once billed as Arthur’s actual birthplace; a massive granite marker erected in 1903 boldly states that he was born on this very spot.

But that’s not true. A newer, greenand-gold sign by the side of the road says only that he was born in Fairfield, and lived in a cabin at the site when he was a year old. He never lived in the building now frequented by visitors; it’s a replica, built in 1953.

Actually, no one knows for sure where Arthur was born. An exhibit in the cabin reports that, during his lifetime, some suggested his mother gave birth in Québec, which would have made him unfit for the presidency. Arthur might have solved the mystery had he allowed his papers to be studied after his death in 1886; instead, he had them destroyed.

Old Chet didn’t leave much of a legacy. He created the Civil Service. But when asked to name another of his accomplishments, Paradee has to think a moment.

“He was the first president that allowed the military bands to play in public,” she says. “He thought everyone should enjoy them. Or so I’ve heard.”

The Spider Web Farm A creepy, ramshackle house slumps at the base of Spider Web Farm Road in Williamstown, but don’t let it scare you away — the “original web site” is actually farther up the road, and far less frighten-

I’m a little jealous of Calvin Coolidge.

He gets a lot of things at the museum in Plymouth, and we don’t get much up here. We don’t even have a public restroom.

SHIRLEY PARADEE, CHESTER A. ARTHUR HISTORIC SITE

James Garfield was assassinated in 1881.

He served until 1885.

Still, Vermonters are more likely to name Calvin Coolidge as the Green Mountain president. Even the tiny cabin museum at Arthur’s former Fairfield homestead acknowledges that fact; visitors are greeted by a nearly life-size photo of the distinguished, mutton-chopped man with the accompanying label, “Vermont’s other president.”

Just finding the cabin is tricky. It’s situated on an apparently nameless dirt road

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Terry Knight, who runs the family farm with her copiously tattooed 79-yearold husband, Will, remembers a motorcycle club that rode up for a visit from Massachusetts a few years back. One of the women was a little freaked out. “She would not get off the motorcycle,” recalls Knight, who works for the state tax department when she’s not tending to her sticky, icky crop.

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Porter Music Box Museum The Porter Music Box Museum looks less like a museum than a funeral parlor. The granite slab of a sign out front could be a tombstone. The drawn blinds, plush burgundy carpet and heavy velvet ropes hanging from brass posts imbue the interior with a hushed solemnity. It helps that many of the objects scattered around the room are old, such as a musical Victorianera shadowbox of the British Royal Family.

But when tour guide Eileen Paul pops open one of Dwight Porterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s enormous, handcranked music boxes, the image shatters. The sound that bursts from these booming, treasurechest-sized boxes is archaic but innovative, mechanical but undeniably full and rich. Even when it plays Celine Dion.

The Randolph retailer is the only manufacturer of large-diskmodel music boxes in the whole country â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the disks are 15 1/2 inches in diameter. Porter, a native Vermonter, was 8 when saw his first music box at the Shelburne Museum. He began making them in the 1970s, and opened his shop in 1974.

Today, Porter sells his machines â&#x20AC;&#x201D; still made in Vermont, but often contained in inlaid Italian cabinets â&#x20AC;&#x201D; for tens of thousands of dollars. A single copper-plated steel disk with a 59second arrangement of a popular song can cost $60.

The tour guide says the museum is a popular stop for senior bus tours. The old ladies love it when Paul opens the triple-disk box that plays â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the

says Paul, pointing to a floor model that plays â&#x20AC;&#x153;Moon River.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have no idea what Bjork plays in hers, but I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Moon River.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;?

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museum he founded in 1987, after retiring from General Electric. If you catch him while heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not carving, he might even give you a tour.

The first question you might ask is, Why carve wooden birds?

It is, after all, an unusual pastime. Spear, who also founded the Vermont chapter of the National Audubon Society, says he wants to inspire people to learn about and love birds. And

attraction on this dirt road half an hour from Burlington; the power of vision, persistence and one manâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s single-minded mania are also on display.

White-bearded bird-lover Bob Spear carved all but a handful of the models in this unique collection, starting with a toocute pair of parakeets he made when he was 18. Now 85, Spear spends most days working at the

he points out that for educational purposes, wooden animals beat stuffed specimens. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You can make them much more realistic,â&#x20AC;? he says, noting that the colors are less likely to fade, and the handcrafted critters are easier to pose. He points to a bright orange Baltimore oriole thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sticking out its tongue. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t do that with taxidermy.â&#x20AC;?

Spear doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just whittle the wood â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he uses a variety of electric saws to cut and shape it, then paints it, and uses a small tool to burn each individual feather or line. It takes hours to complete even a small specimen â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Spear estimates that he spent 500 on the 80pound California condor in the endangered and extinct room.

Spearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s birds may be a bit dusty, but theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re surprisingly compelling. They range from the exotic, green-tufted resplendent quetzel to an ordinary

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olive-sided flycatcher. And his displays aren’t all bland and wholesome, either. A gyrfalcon frozen in attack posture before a defenseless duck, a hawk standing defiantly atop a wee chickadee, and a falcon poised above an unsuspecting chipmunk imply a subtle but shocking violence.

Spear has written descriptions to accompany each display. They’re easy to overlook but worth reading, even after you’ve seen a few hundred of them. On one, near the predators, he’s included a lesson about the cruel calculus of survival. “We should not judge nature,” he writes. “It is the way things are . . . this is the facts of life.”

Rokeby Museum The brochures that advertise the Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh invite you to tour a stop on the Underground Railroad, but if you go there expecting to find a network of tunnels and secret rooms, you’re going to be disappointed. Ask to see the closets instead — the Robinsons, who owned the homestead, have some interesting skeletons.

Thomas and Jemima Robinson, a Quaker couple from Newport, Rhode Island, bought the house and the land from the Dakin family in the 1790s. Their son, Rowland Thomas, and his wife Rachel were the abolitionists who refused to use any products made from slave labor. They reportedly housed ex-slaves on the run.

But tour guide Jenel Wildermuth suggests that legend is overblown. She points out a cramped room on the second floor, where at least one man known as “Jesse” stayed after fleeing a Southern plantation. “Supposedly, when the slave catchers came, they pushed furniture in front of the door to this room,” she explains, adding that with three windows visible from outside, the room wasn’t easy to hide. “Maybe they weren’t really trying to catch him.

Vermont is pretty far away from the plantation.”

Perhaps the more interesting story is that the third generation of Robinsons at Rokeby turned out to be bigots. They weren’t thrilled about the guest in their home.

And the museum displays an anti-Irish drawing by Rowland Evans Robinson, a celebrated author in his day. “And you should hear what he said about the French,” museum director Jane Williamson quips.

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Horsing Around Book review: Conversations With a Prince

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very sport and pastime has its obsessives â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the people who dissect an ice skaterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s layback spin, recite the ancestry of their pedigreed dogs, tell you how to get to every single level of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tomb Raider.â&#x20AC;?

Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s something compelling about folks STORY MARGOT who can discourse on their pet topics HARRISON with a fevered, geeky intensity. When the obsessive has a way with words, even Conversations those who couldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t care less about skating with a Prince: or hounds or video games may find A Year of Riding themselves hunkering down to listen. at East Hill Farm, Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the case with Montpelier writer

by Helen Husher, The Lyons Press, Helen Husherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new book Conversations 182 pages, $19.95. with a Prince, a meditation on horses and the people â&#x20AC;&#x201D; mostly women â&#x20AC;&#x201D; who love them. Part of Husherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book is reportage: She interviews the owners and teachers at Plainfieldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s East Hill Farm, a â&#x20AC;&#x153;thirty-horse boarding and lesson barn,â&#x20AC;? about their

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a â&#x20AC;&#x153;surprisingly large triangle of nothingness that extends about six feet in front of [them.]â&#x20AC;? Hence â&#x20AC;&#x153;when a horse leaves the ground . . . he is actually jumping a memory.â&#x20AC;? Will he navigate his â&#x20AC;&#x153;blind flightâ&#x20AC;? correctly, or will he balk or fall short, subjecting his rider to a Christopher Reevestyle disaster? Taking us inside the animalâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s head, Husher makes the case that what looks like a simple, exuberant leap is anything but.

Another way in which Husher holds the readerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s interest is by giving her book a slippery, elusive format, halfway between essay and memoir. Some of her chapters begin with aphoristic generalities that lead into increasingly focused meditations â&#x20AC;&#x201D; â&#x20AC;&#x153;The idea that riding is for rich folks is both true and untrue,â&#x20AC;? for instance, or â&#x20AC;&#x153;When we tell our stories about horses, they answer by telling us the truth, which can make for an unsettling transaction.â&#x20AC;? To back up these cryptic statements, Husher takes us on a breathless tour of horse history and lore, includ-

experiences with equines. But this is no â&#x20AC;&#x153;objective,â&#x20AC;? from-the-outside-in view of horse culture. Husher is a passionate, nearly lifelong rider, and she writes with the love of technical subtleties and lingo that separates the truly obsessed from the dabblers.

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Horses, she explains, are far-sighted, with

ing affectionate yet skeptical discussions of the classic stories that make little girls beg for ponies: Black Beauty and National Velvet. (Like much good childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s literature, both turn out to be odder and deeper than we remember.) Something about horses, Husher believes, makes people want to tell stories, particularly fantasies about servitude, oppression and redemption by the â&#x20AC;&#x153;rightâ&#x20AC;? rider.

What do the horses themselves think of all this? Husher doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t presume to know, but she does use her personal experience with the animals as a foil and a realitycheck for our cultural mythologies. The book contains two parallel stories. One concerns Husherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s return to riding in her fifties and how she gradually becomes a better rider of several horses at East Hill Farm, including the â&#x20AC;&#x153;cockeyed and ebullientâ&#x20AC;? Prince of the title.

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young Husher took her foster sister’s jumpy pinto mare, Gem, and transformed her into a confident show horse named Bones. Husher uses this narrative to show us what the tales of equine redemption ignore — namely, the vagaries and misunderstandings in the interaction between a horse and even her most well-meaning rider.

Horse stories, with their abusers and saviors, merely obscure the unpleasant fact that “All riders, however accomplished they may be right now, have behaved badly toward some horse at some time in the past.”

Despite the ribbons she won with Bones, Husher describes herself as a “tentative” rider.

When it comes to stringing words together, though, she’s firmly in the saddle. While Husher’s style is conversational, it’s acerbic and never rambling, and she can turn a mean metaphor. Riding Prince, for instance, the author feels “reminded . . . of a bumper car, with its yawing, mushy, and approximate steering, but his

tiny strides also felt dry and strangely inanimate, as if I were mounted on a manic and perhaps defective sewing machine.”

While some readers may find these descriptions almost too precise, i.e., overwritten, part of the fun of Conversations with a Prince comes from trying to imagine how such a ride would actually feel.

Husher’s preferred metaphor for riding in general is “conversation — with its flow of ideas, objections, proposals, counterproposals, rebellions, limits, reactions, and treaties.” She’s not an anthropomorphist who thinks that horses want to chat silently with us about the weather and increasing their ration of hay. Rather, she believes that good riding is based on being open to the signals your partner is sending and a willingness to “calibrate other creatures as individuals.” Here the book expands beyond the radius of Husher’s “obsessive” pursuit — that’s fine advice for dealing not just with horses but with human beings. 쩾

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I was happy because I was getting something I really wanted, since we now began each encounter on a good note; I saw that she was happy, or at least engaged, by a string of encounters that were painless and new. It seemed to me an arrangement worth preserving, and for a couple of weeks I cut back on riding her while we spent a lot of time just messing around together in the pasture. I began putting her on a longe line (this is pronounced lunge, and is just a French way of saying “long”) and asking her to wobble around at the end of it. I had seen other people longe their horses, and it didn’t look all that hard. The longer stood more or less in one place; the longee went around in a circle. Gem seemed to know something about it, which was a relief, since it gave me less explaining to do, and I quickly learned a great deal about her because I could actually see her, something that is impossible to do on board.

I knew from riding her that Gem had a flexible, almost slinky quality — she moved more like a huge beagle than with the clockwork cadence of a regular horse — but that this rubbery lightness was fragile and could be interrupted by attacks of the herky-jerkies that, particularly when I longed her, always seemed to happen whenever my own attention began to wander. […] It took me a while, but I figured out that if I wanted her to be good, or at least not disruptive, I had to pay real attention to her and actively hold her in my gaze.

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brain cells Studies suggest that exercising different mental muscles can keep you sharper than doing the same old brain teasers

TREND SPOTTING — AND HOPPING — CAN BE A TRICKY BUSINESS.

day in and out. That’s one more reason why crossword

What could be worse than declaring something cutting-edge, only to find out it’s so last year? Maybe redefining yourself each time the style police change their minds.

These dangers became increasingly apparent as we waded into this, our first-ever “Hot Stuff” issue. We didn’t want to get it wrong, or suggest there was something wrong with ignoring our advice. On the other hand, everyone could use some new ideas for things to do and drink and wear. Take these tips, then, as just that: not a comprehensive must-do list, but a dozen-plus suggestions well worth checking out.

crazies might want to pick up on Sudoku, the addictive time-waster that’s hot in Japan and going global fast.

A nine-by-nine-square grid is divided into three-by-three sub-grids. The object is to fill each cell so that each row, column and three-by-three box contains one of each number from 1 through 9. It’s all about logical elimination.

How many squares come filled in on the published puzzles determines the level of difficulty. Get started at http://websudoku.com/ — and make procrastination cerebral.

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This summer’s hot cocktail comes from Brazil.

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the beginning. If you’re still using one of the

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caipirinha is a mix of Cachaça — a sugar cane

pedestrian tones (yawn) that came with the

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liqueur — simple syrup, cane sugar and sliced

piece, perhaps you’re not aware that snippets

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of statement-making music are de rigueur, and

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a gin and tonic, it’s as sweet as a juice-based

are available on various websites (check

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drink, only lighter — perfect for warm summer

http://jamster.com, for one). These jingles

two years secretly embedded in a California

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biker gang called the Mongol Nation, whose

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the phone-accessory industry. That also

members lived up to their barbarian-horde

served in a “high rocks” glass — guaranteed to

The hot shots in Lords of Dogtown pop their ollies and kickflips in

moniker. Maybe Mel Gibson will rediscover his

preserve the image of even the most insecure

flashing keypads or antennas, cases, clips, hol-

inner Mad Max when he plays Queen in the

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that paradigm; wakeskating is the wet cousin of skateboarding. Towed

the not-so-heroic, but deeply iconic American,

Vermonters are modifying their Motorolas.

Patty Hearst. Trance (Farrar, Straus and Giroux,

says, “The floating sensation and freedom of movement is like snow-

Boatloads of ready-made, clip-on carrying cases

July 15) plays fast and loose with the heiress’

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finish the affect. Choose among shiny, black,

kidnapping by the Symbionese Liberation Army

School (http://www.newakeschool.com) — offers lessons — and hot

Darth Vader cases; “Kroo” pouches in floral,

during the hallucinatory 1970s. Early raves from

showers — at a gaggle of Green Mountain lakes.

animal and camou prints; trendy-cute Hello

trendy young novelists Jonathan Lethem and

Kitty variations from Japan; tasteful, upscale

Sam Lipsyte make this the summer’s coffee-

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Best Women’s Casual Clothing? on the wild side Blueberries used to be a mushy muffin ingredient. Now they’re a

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assiduously maintains a “Blueberry Management Area.” You can find more info on their website under “recreation management.”

Click “day-use” for directions from Brandon or Rochester. Once covered with trees, then cleared for downhill skiing, these Elysian fields start yielding juicy indigo orbs in July. Also look for raspberry bushes among the wild, lowbush blueberry shrubs.

There’s no limit imposed — but reselling is verboten. And you’ll want to look up occasionally, to get your fill of mountain views.

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happy trails Questing is back, but today’s mini-missions don’t involve duels or damsels in distress. A close relative of geocaching, in which treasure hunters use handheld GPS devices to track down hidden trinkets, questing requires only a map, some clues and quick wits. The trail usually leads to a hidden box

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lake lark Celebrate the lake’s brief, unfrozen summertime splendor without the hassle and expense of owning and lugging all the gear. If your yacht is in dry dock this year, four state parks in the Champlain Islands offer cheap boat rentals — an hour’s splash and dash for only $7.50. That’s too hot a deal to pass up. It’s also a great option for summer houseguests, a friendly way to tell them to go jump in the lake. Send your visiting nephews paddling before you want to paddle them. Go to http://www.vtstateparks.com for the details.

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surf city Ex-Beach Boy Brian Wilson’s lost-and-found masterpiece Smile

…some for a lifetime.

was one of last year’s most talked-about CD releases.

Originally intended as The Beatles’ comeuppance, the project was abandoned in the mid-1960s amidst personal turmoil and paranoia. The notoriously stage-shy Wilson brings his “teenage symphony to God” to Montréal’s Salle Wilfrid-Pelletier on August 18. Brian and his regular 10-piece band perform the gorgeously intricate song-cycle with the help of a small string section. The fact that Wilson is with us at all is pretty amaz-

Wedding & Civil Union bands in all colors of gold.

ing; drug use and depression sidelined the fragile genius for decades. Pop fans of all stripes won’t want to miss Brian’s elegiac take on Americana and symphonic rock ’n’ roll.

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up against the wall If summer is all about slowing down, one of the best ways to chill is to look at art — in air-conditioned galleries. Hey, even skaters, bladers and sailors need to get out of the sun — or rain — sometimes. And why not get in a little culture while you’re at it? One inviting place (pictured here) is right on Burlington’s Waterfront: the brand-new Pursuit Gallery, on the southern tip of the Wing Building. The current exhibit, featur-

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ing gigantic photographs by Skye Chalmers, presents quintessential Vermont writ large, in all its seasons; the rich colors alone invite gawking awhile. Pursuit is one of three venues to recently join an already thriving Burlington arts scene. But the Queen City isn’t sovereign over all the galleries, by any means.

A few other recommendations: The stunning stone works at Stowe’s West Branch Gallery; political papier mâché at Glover’s Bread and Puppet Museum; the calm, cool collections at Middlebury College; eclectic works by emerging artists at nearly any coffeehouse. And of course, if you hit exhibit openings, free snacks and drinks are part of the picture.

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Some female fashionistas are currently getting a kick out of cowboy boots, especially when combined with a long, gauzy, “hippie” skirt, a wide, low-slung belt and the odiously named “wife-beater” tee. This look (which we hope isn’t an homage

And it also has its rewards. When you join the Climbers’ Club and spend $150 on climbing gear, over any given time frame, you’ll receive 20% off all Climb High and Mammut hardware and 10% off other brands of climbing gear for a whole year. Nonsale items only.

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to the Texan in the Oval Office) may be a bit too hot for the most sweltering days of summer. If so, it can be modified with a miniskirt. Of course, a hot spell in Vermont is even shorter than most fashion trends, so not to worry. But if this get-up doesn’t appeal, try a retro cotton-print skirt — a cropped top CLUB

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There’s always a little pride in my father’s voice as he rattles off these ingredients. Ten years ago, he wouldn’t have known where to find them in a grocery store, let alone know what to do with them in the kitchen.

When I was growing up in California, my mother cooked, my father cleaned up.

That was the bargain. On nights when my mother went to League of Women Voters meetings, we ate waffles for dinner. When mom found out, we graduated to tuna melts.

Then my mother went back to work, and things changed. For starters, my father began making our lunches.

Suddenly, we started getting a lot of vegetables. Every food group was represented, as if my father had built the lunches by studying the Surgeon General’s food pyramid: apples; whole grain crackers; sandwiches on whole wheat bread. (If you ever want to ruin a peanut butter & jelly sandwich, put it on wheat). Everything was wrapped in wax paper and stuffed into recycled brown paper bags with our names written in block letters: ANDY, JOHN and TIM. Needless to say, I spent most of my high school years coveting my friends’ lunches — their Doublestuff Oreos plopped into ziplocks, their “lunchables” with cheese and deli meats and that little stick that came in the packaging. A crosscountry teammate of mine was put on a 6000 calorie-a-day diet by his doctor, so often times I sat with Geoff at noon while he began his second lunch of the day.

My father’s experiments in cuisine would have ended there, had my mother not been diagnosed with Parkinson’s seven years ago. What began as an irritating habit of not finishing her sentences graduated into a terrifying inability to find words. My birthday cards were written in shaky handwriting. Then not by her at all.

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Which means my father doesn’t just do the cooking these days — and the washing and the mowing and the weeding and the bill-paying, and everything else that keeps their house almost running. He also feeds my mother.

When I go home, I try not to cry as I watch him do this, but it’s hard. My mother is a slow eater, whereas Dad would use a slingshot to get his dinner down if he could. This imbalance actually works in their favor, as my father often gives my mother a bite of whatever he has made, Hoovers up his dinner, and then turns around to feed her the rest of what’s on her plate.

Even though she has a lot of trouble speaking, my mother still has strong opinions about my father’s cooking. She frowns when he mentions black beans.

She giggles when he points at three-bean salad recipes. In the beginning, he made a lot of bean dishes — but he liked to soak beans rather than buy canned ones. Let me just say the word Bean-o and leave it at that.

There were other not-so-successful experiments, too. There was a tofu-turkey one year that didn’t even fool our cocker spaniel; polenta which could have doubled as a baseball bat.

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ntil fairly recently, punk rock was classic rock’s mortal enemy. Punk’s do-it-yourself ethos seemed utterly incompatible with the excesses of classic rock’s chief architects, such as Led Zeppelin and The Who. For decades, those acts were called “dinosaurs,” endlessly ridiculed by the safety-pin-and-spikes set. But like many revolutions, the movement invariably became what it set out to destroy. Much of what passes for punk these days seems manufactured, an excuse to sell T-shirts to suburban mallrats.

Well, it’s time to repair some bridges.

Sleater-Kinney — an all female trio from Olympia, Washington — combine punk’s uncompromising edge with the sonic

before their latest release, The Woods.

The new disc is already racking up accolades. Produced by Dave Fridmann, who has worked with art-rock superstars The Flaming Lips, The Woods features the most adventurous songs of SleaterKinney’s career. A molten surge of blazing guitars and pummeling percussion, the album sounds as if it was recorded with all the meters in the red. Weiss’ drumming recalls the work of rock’s greatest percussionists; driving and dynamic, her powerful rhythms help anchor the band’s spiky guitar work.

Weiss — who at 40 is the trio’s oldest member — may hold the backline, but that doesn’t mean she doesn’t have plenty

The band have matured from learn-as-you-go “riot grrls” to a true musical powerhouse, closing the gap between vitriol and virtuosity.

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vocabulary of rock. In their decade of playing together, the band have matured from learn-as-you-go “riot grrls” to a true musical powerhouse, closing the gap between vitriol and virtuosity. They bring their intricate, passionate tunes to the Higher Ground Ballroom this week.

Taking their name from the street where they used to rehearse, Sleater-Kinney exploded onto the male-dominated music scene with their 1995 self-titled debut. The band’s two-guitar assault (that’s right, no bass) and provocative, politically-minded lyrics were a welcome antidote to the midtempo wallowing of grunge.

Singer/guitarists Corin Tucker and Carrie Brownstein’s interlocking melodies and no-bullshit attitude are augmented by the thunderous drum work of Janet Weiss, who joined in 1997. Weiss’ commanding presence on the skins gave the band a more solid foundation to build upon. And build they did: Their last album, 2002’s One Beat, was hailed by critics as one of the greatest records since The Clash’s Combat Rock. That was

to say. Seven Days recently spoke to her from the road about what it’s like to be in one of punk and rock’s hottest bands.

SEVEN DAYS: It seems like everywhere I look, there’s a Sleater-Kinney article or interview. Are you burned out on talking to rock journalists yet?

JANET WEISS: [Laughs.] Well, I’d rather be playing the record than talking about it! But that’s always the case.

SD: A lot of critics are calling the new album a radical departure, but it still sounds punk to me. Why do people think guitar fills and drum solos are the exclusive property of classic rock?

JW: I think that rock journalism is rooted in clichés, and that might have something to do with it. I’m sure anybody who has read a lot of articles has noticed that.

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ning, and I think thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still the case. Hopefully, something unique has been created. Listen to Sex Pistols records â&#x20AC;&#x201D; there are plenty of guitar solos on them.

SD: Dave Fridmann produced The Woods. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s known for getting some pretty gnarly drum sounds. Did you have to adapt your playing style to his methods?

JW: Not at all â&#x20AC;&#x201D; I was dying to have my drums sound like that! I was particularly excited to work with Dave. He uses the drums as another palette, as a way to alter the sound and increase dynamics. I try to do that with my playing, but to have someone doing it sonically as well was really exciting.

SD: I hear a lot of [Hendrix drummer] Mitch Mitchell and [Led Zeppelin drummer] John Bonham-style stuff on the new disc. Were they heroes of yours?

JW: Yeah! I think those were actually my two earliest influences, Mitch Mitchell especially. He was someone who, for whatever reason, I just related to right off the bat. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just a mysterious kind of thing, why you like certain musicians or bands and you absolutely cannot stand others. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in your DNA makeup, or something.

Since I was a little kid, Zeppelin was my favorite band, and Bonham is probably my most loved drummer these days. But people seem almost offended by a drummer thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s expressive. Even Dave Fridmann. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s like, â&#x20AC;&#x153;You never play the same thing twice!â&#x20AC;? And Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m like, â&#x20AC;&#x153;What are you talking about? I play the same thing â&#x20AC;&#x201D; I just put some fills in there!â&#x20AC;?

SD: Sleater-Kinney have a reputation as a politically charged band. Yet thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s always a strong personal dimension to the lyrics. Can the personal be political and vice-versa?

JW: I think thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty much the truth of it. Politics, for the three of us, has a wide definition. Out of the respect we have for each other, we allow it to be fluid. Everything on the records is extremely personal, especially this one. The new album is very raw and it cuts deep for us, as far as the playing goes. The lyrics have to match that, and be able to carry the weight of the music.

But to me, what you do creates the political aspect of your art â&#x20AC;&#x201D; it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t always have to be explicit. Making a record thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really loud and abrasive at a time when people would love it if you just shut your mouth, to me, says something.

SD: You were on tour with Pearl Jam at the onset of the current Iraq War. What was it like playing in front of such a huge audience at such a divisive time in America?

JW: It was an unusual situation for us. Our audience, for the most part, shares our political

ideas. Pearl Jamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s audience doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t necessarily share the ideas of the band. Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got 25,000 people, and half of them really support George W. Bush and donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want Eddie Vedder to speak out. That created a great amount of solidarity between the bands, and I think we also learned from Eddie Vedder about how to talk to your audience when they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t agree with you.

Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d find these sensitive ways to talk about things without getting all irritated.

SD: Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s had a lot of practice.

JW: Yeah. The first night we were out, Corin said something about the war, and we got booed. We were like, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Oh no â&#x20AC;&#x201D; weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re gonna get fired!â&#x20AC;? After that, we decided that we should let Pearl Jam handle the political talk, and we would speak through the music.

SD: The Pacific Northwest has a reputation for being laidback and lefty, not unlike Vermont. How does SleaterKinney go over in more traditionally conservative states?

JW: I donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t think the South has warmed up to us too much yet. Except for Texas, which is pretty much a departure in general. I think we might still be looked at as a girl band or whatever. But at the same time, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s great to not always be preaching to the converted. It challenges you to really look at what you believe in. You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just assume that what you believe in is right.

SD: The group has been together for a decade. Most romantic relationships donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t last that long. How do you keep it together?

JW: At this point, the relationship is really just a great friendship. And certain friendships can last a lifetime. This one has taken some work â&#x20AC;&#x201D; lots and lots of communicating and even more respect. We try. I think a lot of bands just give up, but we try to be together. But at this point, the personal issues have all been worked out. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not gonna break up for all the stupid reasons that bands do within the first couple of years.

SD: Sometimes I feel bad for kids growing up with the cookie-cutter version of punk rock.

How do you reach these people?

JW: Well, we really donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a very commercial atmosphere right now; the underground is shrinking. But listening to the radio has never been all that inspiring, anyway. When thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not as much chance of commercial success, when you know you wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be heard on the radio, you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t even think about it.

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RAW POWER :: Pilot to Gunner have been around. And around. And around. Unrelenting road dogs, the group has crisscrossed the States eight times in four years.

Although they hail from the Big Apple — the city that gave the world The Strokes and Interpol — these guys are hardly glamour boys. With rugged anthems that eat hipsters alive, PTG are all about the rock. Hear them Wednesday, June 15, at Club Metronome with alt-rockers Planeslide and local faves Rock ’n’ Roll Sherpa.

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COLIN CLARY ALERT! It’s been at least a couple of weeks since I’ve mentioned indie popster Colin Clary in this space. It seems if you turn your back on the guy for a minute, he’s got a dozen more projects. The following are just a few.

Colin was in Chelsea with his band The Smittens not long ago, filming a “green prom” for a John O’Brien film project. While I’m not sure what a green prom is, he claims it may have been “the first ever.” Perhaps the film’s working title, The Green Movie, has something to do with it. According to Clary, everybody involved had a blast. “The kids and crew really dug the evening and danced like crazy,” he says. “We’ll have to wait until next year to see what makes the film, but we were a hit at the prom, that’s for sure!” The Smittens recently wrapped up recording for their sophomore album and are hoping for an August release. I’d tell you the name of it, but they’ll probably change it again.

Clary has another solo tune available on an online comp. It’s called “Loneliest on Weekends.” The website that hosts it has a really long URL, so I’ll post the link on my new Seven Days blog, called “Solid State.” If you haven’t been there yet, hop to it: http://7d.blogs.com/solidstate.

OK — back to Mr. Clary. His long-awaited new solo disc is out, and he sounds pretty pleased about it. “It’s got 15 songs and comes in some of Asaurus Records’ signature packaging — it’s made to look like a little sweater!” Clary says. Appropriately titled Sweater Weather or Not, These Are the Songs I Got, the disc is available at http://www.asaurus.org.

Colin’s other band, The Magogs, were invited to play Montréal’s Dutch Fest in August, but unfortunately the date conflicts with The Smittens’ next big tour. Too bad cloning isn’t legal, eh, guys? The Magogs will still get their festival kicks, though.

They’re slated to play the Northhampton, MA, Popfest! in September.

I probably won’t get another update for a little while — Clary is headed out on a decidedly unglamorous tour this week. “I’m playing some of the coolest basements and living rooms on the East Coast,” he says. Hope he remembers to pack a sleeping bag.

BIG HEAVY DEAL MINDFUL MUSIC This year’s Northeast Kingdom Music Festival promises to be the biggest in its three-year history. Featuring a bevy of politically conscious and highly danceable musical acts, the event — which takes place at the Chilly Ranch on August 5 & 6 — is all about good tunes and community. “This year’s headline acts speak directly against the current suppression of expression and civil liberties creeping into our country’s policies,” says promoter Ed DuFresne. Judging from the lineup, I’d say he’s right.

Here’s a rundown of some of the bands scheduled to play. St. Croix-based reggae sensations Midnite are quickly becoming known as one of the most potent roots-reggae acts working today. They’ll deliver uplifting vibes for several hours in their only U.S. appearance this summer.

Mr. Lif, Akrobatik and DJ Facts One make up The Perceptionists, one of the hottest hip-hop groups around. Their razorsharp, politically aware lyrics honor rap tradition while pushing the limits of wordplay and rhythm.

Spoken-word poet Saul Williams is a powerful presence in literary and music circles. He’s leading the charge for a whole new generation of writer/performers. Williams will treat concertgoers to both spoken-word and musical sets.

Also scheduled to appear are Afro-fusion group Toubab Krewe, Vermont’s “MediterAsian” movers The 35th Parallel Jazz Ensemble, Brazilian percussionists Scott Ketner’s The Nation Beat and more to be announced.

In addition to the music, the festival boasts close-up camping, a morning yoga class, poetry slam, bonfire and 100 percent pure, deep well water to quench your thirst. And if fire dancing, puppet shows, an activist tent and late-night indie films aren’t enough for you, NEKMF promises effigy burning as well. I wonder if it’s BYOE . . . you know, Bring Your Own Effigy? Check out http://www.nekmf.com for more info.

Last week, I told you about hip-hop “heavy” Fattie B.’s recent partnership with Montpelier-based label/distribution company Halogen Records. Well, Halogen CEO Justin Hoy recently announced another addition to their roster: Burlington-based music compilers Big Heavy World.

Big Heavy are no strangers to the record biz; they’ve been putting out local compilations since 1996, including several benefits for humanitarian organizations such as the Women’s Rape Crisis Center and Spectrum Youth & Family Services. BHW founder Jim Lockridge is pumped to work with the Montpelier-based Halogen, which has national distribution through Sony/Red. “We see great things happening for Big Heavy releases and the artists involved with our CD projects,” Lockridge enthuses.

“Justin Hoy is industry-savvy and dialed into the Big Heavy community-supportive worldview. This represents a milestone for the record-label aspect of our organization.”

When I spoke with Hoy a few months back, he told me he was hoping to get more involved with the local scene, as most of the Halogen artists were based out of state.

A Big Heavy alliance seems like a great way to do just that. But the partnership isn’t all business. “On a personal level, Jim Lockridge is a really great guy,” Hoy says. “We share a lot of the same ideas and visions for Vermont’s independent music.” BHW and Halogen already have a couple of new releases on deck, including a Vermont folk compilation. Check out http://www.BigHeavyWorld.com and http://HalogenRecords.com for more info.

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WED.15 :: burlington area IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/MATT WRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. WES RUELL (solo jazz piano), Leunig’s, noon, NC, followed by SONNY & PERLEY (international cabaret), 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. THE COWGIRLS (country), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. GLAMORA INC. PRESENTS ELECTRO SUMMER (DJs), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. COLOR & TALEA, ROKU (jazz/jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. PILOT TO GUNNER, PLANESIDE, ROCK ’N’ ROLL SHERPA (rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FRESH (house/techno/trance DJs), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $3/7. 18+.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues-rock), Breakwater Café, 5:30 p.m. NC. STONE, COANE & SACHER (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE SHOWCASE W/LINDA WARNAAR & MICHAH CARBONEAU, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/PETE & DAVE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE CONTEST W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. JOE CRIBARI (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees.

7:30 p.m. NC. POPEFINGER (rock), Shed Restaurant & Brewery, 8 p.m. NC.

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SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by SAM ROSEN & CASEY DIENEL (singersongwriters), 9 p.m. NC, followed by ANTHONY SANTOR & FRIENDS (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. MOONLIGHT IN VERMONT W/CATHRYN GAYLORD & REINA GUARNACCIA (piano/vocal jazz), Parima, 7 p.m. NC. QUEEN CITY ROCK (DJs), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE W/JOE MOORE (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & DAN SKEA (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. COLD SHOWER (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. :: champlain valley SWALE (alt-rock), 1/2 Lounge, 8:30 LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. p.m. NC. THE GRIFT, THE BIG OTHER (funk/ :: central pop/rock), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE (rock/singer-songwriter), CHERRY BOMB, RABBLE ROUSERS Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. (rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m.

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C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. NICOLE WILLIAMS & THE FUNK COLLECTION, Vermont Pub & Brewery, 4 p.m. NC. CHRIS WYCKOFF (solo piano), Opus Grill, 6 p.m. NC. COMBO 37 (jazz), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. THE SOUNDTRACK OF OUR LIVES, ROUGHED UP FOLK (rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 7 p.m. $14/16. AA. DJ TRICKY PAT & FRIENDS (house/techno), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9 p.m.

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THE AGRONOMIST (film showing), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSION, Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop/r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. EL DUCE W/THE SHAMELESS STRANGERS (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m.

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NC, followed by ELIZA BLUE (folk), 9 p.m. NC, followed by THE HURTS (rock), 10 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE TRIO (jazz), Parima, 9 p.m. NC. NICE JEWISH GIRLS GONE BAD (comedy/music/burlesque), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. $10/12, followed by DJS PRECIOUS, CRAIG MITCHELL (techno/dance), 10 p.m. $5.

RODNEY (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by GORDON STONE BAND (funkgrass), 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

BANJO DAN & THE MID-NITE PLOWBOYS, MAD MOUNTAIN SCRAMBLERS (bluegrass), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3.

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After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

St., Middlebury, 388-0216.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Opus Grill, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0052.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

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Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. The Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

10:15 p.m. NC. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

985-2576.

FOSSIL CREEK (folk), Charlie O’s, Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

10 p.m. NC. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

THE MILKMEN (eclectic), Langdon St. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

Café, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

LEON TUBBS (funk/jam), 9 p.m. NC. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

RINGBONE (rock/fusion), Black Door Bar Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

MARK GREENBERG & BEN KOENIG Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. (folk), Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 223-3334.

Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

7 p.m. NC. 863-2342.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

THE SWEET POTATO KINGS (electric Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. blues), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. $3.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

RUTHLESS GEEZERS (folk), Middle Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210.

859-5013.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

KARAOKE W/DON’T FRET ENTERTAINSt. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

MENT, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

NC. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

PIANO BAR W/ARMOND MESSIER & Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888.

FRIENDS, Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

NC. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

BI-POLAR (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

VIP LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ SKIPPY (top Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

40/r&b/reggae), Tabu Café & Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

LIVE MUSIC, Riverview Café at Tabu 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3. 18+.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, RESPECT DUE (Bob Marley tribute), Burlington, 862-6585.

496-8910.

Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

SHAKEDOWN (rock), Naked Turtle, Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

9:30 p.m. NC. at Wine Works, St., Burlington, 951-9463.

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Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

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1. Coldplay — X & Y 2. White Stripes — Get Behind Me Satan 3. Common — Be 4. Sleater-Kinney — The Woods 5. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals — Nothing But the Water 6. John Scofield — That’s What I Say: The Music of Ray Charles 7. Stephen Malkmus — Face the Truth 8. Spoon — Gimmie Fiction 9. DJ Shadow — Endtroducing (Deluxe Edition) 10. Avenged Sevenfold — City of Evil

1. Coldplay — X & Y 2. Madeleine Peyroux — Careless Love 3. White Stripes — Get Behind Me Satan 4. Aimee Mann — The Forgotten Arm 5. Dave Matthews Band — Stand Up 6. Lucinda Williams — Live at the Fillmore 7. Anna Nalick — Wreck of the Day 8. Jack Johnson — In Between Dreams 9. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals — Nothing But the Water 10. Beck — Guero

1. Coldplay — X & Y 2. Black Eyed Peas — Monkey Business 3. Will Smith — Lost & Found 4. MXPX — Panic 5. Ringo Starr — Choose Love 6. 50 Cent — The Massacre 7. Bob Marley — Legend 8. Stevie Ray Vaughn — Greatest Hits 9. Joss Stone — Soul Sessions 10. System of a Down — Mezmerize

1. Coldplay — X & Y 2. Madeleine Peyroux — Careless Love 3. Il Divo — Il Divo 4. Jack Johnson — In Between Dreams 5. John Prine — Fair & Square 6. White Stripes — Get Behind Me Satan 7. Van Morrison — Magic Time 8. Allison Brown — Stolen Moments 9. Bruce Springsteen — Devils & Dust 10. Grace Potter & the Nocturnals — Nothing But the Water

1. Coldplay — X & Y 2. White Stripes — Get Behind Me Satan 3. Audioslave — Out of Exile 4. System of a Down — Mezmerize 5. Dave Matthews Band — Stand Up 6. Black Eyed Peas — Monkey Business 7. Avenged Sevenfold — City of Evil 8. 50 Cent — The Massacre 9. Motion City Soundtrack — Commit This to Memory 10. Lifehouse — Lifehouse

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AQUADORA, ON

ELIZA BLUE, ONE YEAR

(Self-released, CD)

(Lucky Micah Records, CD)

Certain musical artists are gifted enough to produce all aspects of an album — from writing and singing their own lyrics to playing all the necessary instruments. Trent Reznor kicked off his career in this fashion, and has since become one of the most recognizable names in modern rock.

While Reznor had a fully developed musical vision, however, all Aquadora offer is a series of unintelligible lyrics in an annoying falsetto, set to half-baked riffs and drumbeats.

Aquadora boasts one solitary member named Jonny. Although his latest EP, On, has a brief runtime, it nonetheless showcases his shortcomings as a musician and vocalist. Jonny’s range is likewise truncated; he constantly reaches for notes beyond his reach.

Opening track “Colors” makes a poor first impression. An amateur attempt at a ballad, it’s stuffed to the brim with pseudo-philosophy and cheeseball spirituality. Aquadora’s ode to an unidentified, sought-after person is the kind of thing you expect to hear strummed next to a campfire. The rhythm is epileptic, the refrains tone-deaf and the overall energy lagging.

The album’s sonic qualities are similarly deficient. Besides sounding like it was recorded in a basement, Aquadora’s haphazard lyrics are upstaged by gratuitous distortion. This production choice obscures Jonny’s underdeveloped plucking.

Aquadora’s musical journey concludes with a schmaltzy lullaby, which continues to explore Jonny’s sensitive side. Lines such as “reach out your arms and run to the ocean” and “you taste like forever,” would have been better left in his notebook. One thing’s for sure — the tune seems to go on forever.

Listening to On, I quickly became annoyed with this one-man circus and its five shades of Jonny. Sophomoric lyrics, uninspired musical passages and iffy recording quality make for an unsatisfying record.

Aquadora will perform with Mickey Western and Exit Clov at Club Metronome on June 22.

ALEX SWITZER

St. Paul, Minnesota-based Eliza Blue craft acoustic ballads filled with sorrowful sentiment and minor-key inflections. Their debut release, One Year, features the rich voice of Elizabeth Bonacci, who instills each tune with powerful, if somewhat cheerless, melodies. The band’s music is lush and sorrowful; each song wallows in exquisite misery. While the overall sound is lovely, there’s little variation from track to track. If you’re in the mood to mope, this is not entirely a bad thing.

Bonacci and her husband Paul Miksic form the group’s core. In addition to singing, Bonacci handles fiddle and guitar, while Miksic takes turns on banjo, mandolin, guitar and bass. The duo’s novelist pal Karen Olson Edwards occasionally collaborates, providing hushed vocal harmonies and light percussion.

Opening track “Brother Cain” sets the record’s mournful tone, with Bonacci’s aching voice framed by sparse tambourine, fiddle and six-string. The following track, “Turnstile,” affects a similar vibe; a fingerpicked guitar figure cycles quietly as Bonacci sings her tale of romantic woe. Strummed acoustics and subdued bass provide the background for “Sally,” another dispirited love song. Bonacci’s bluesy phrasing lends sultry desperation to the cut, one of the record’s mellowest.

The banjo work on “Little Bird” is more Appalachian lullaby than European dirge. But it’s hardly bluegrass — like most of the other tunes, the track favors patient restraint over instrumental muscle flexing.

Fans of Nick Drake will find much to enjoy here; Eliza Blue’s downcast temperament has plenty in common with the tragic folkie. Several cuts would sound perfectly natural on a mix tape alongside Drake’s most heart-wrenching numbers. A few variations in tempo or instrumentation would go a long way, however. Over the course of the record, it becomes somewhat difficult to tell the songs apart. Still, the band knows a thing or two about maintaining a mood. It’s just not a particularly jaunty one.

One Year is a solid effort from a young group that will probably get better with age. They’re currently on their first tour; maybe the road will put some extra spring in their steps. Hear them at Radio Bean in Burlington on Friday, June 17.

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FRI.17 << 49A SKUNK HOLLOW (foot-stomping folk), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. BRYAN KEISER (jazz saxophone), Giovanni’s Trattoria, 7 p.m. NC. TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES (soul/pop/r&b), Matterhorn, 9:30 p.m.

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nite Plowboys. When the scene began to fade in the ’80s, the boys took their tunes on the road, with far-flung gigs in Great Britain and the former Soviet Union. This Friday, they return to where it all began, playing Nectar’s for the first time in 25 years.

A new generation of pickers, Waitsfield’s Mad Mountain Scramblers, warm up.

BASEMENT BAND (jam), Radio Bean, 6:30 p.m. NC, followed by MARTHA DUMPTRUCK MASSACRE (eclectic), 8:30 p.m. NC, followed by OLD SCRATCH REVIVAL SINGERS (oldtime), 10 p.m. NC. ROB DUGUAY QUARTET (jazz), Parima.

9 p.m. NC. DJS CRAIG MITCHELL & PRECIOUS (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

SALAD DAYS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. GRUPO SABOR (Latin jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3.

JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. THE SPAM ALL-STARS, THE REASON (Latin/funk/jam), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3.

RETRONOME, Club Metronome, (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

8084 (classic rock), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $5/12. 18+ before 11 p.m.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. JONATHAN’S JAZZ DUO, Wine Bar at Wine Works, 8 p.m. NC. MEOW MIX (jazz), American Flatbread, 10:30 p.m. NC. ANTHONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), Opus Grill, 9 p.m. NC. MICHAEL CASTELLI (blues guitar), Seasons Bistro at the Wyndham, 6:30 p.m. NC. HAPPYTOWNE (roots-rock), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC.

RUN 4 COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. LOBOT (modern rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

THE CUSH, THE MUGS, AKRASIA (alt-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $5/7. AA. PAUL & JACIE LEAVITT (singer-songwriters), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. SANITY (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m.

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SHANE & CHARLOTTE BRODY (Americana), Riverwalk Records & Howard Bean Café, 7 p.m. NC. LAFE (folk/singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by SKUNK HOLLOW (old-time), 6:30 p.m. NC, followed by KEVIN GREEN (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. NC, followed by MILKMEN (rock), 9 p.m. NC. MEAGAN WALSH DUO (folk-singer-songwriter), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. OTEIL & THE PEACEMAKERS (funk/jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $10/13.

SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (dance/house/ breakbeat), Club Metronome, 10 p.m.

NC. DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE (solo piano), Opus Grill, 11 a.m. NC, followed by ART DEQUAISE (solo classical piano), 5 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/BONNIE, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central EAMES BROTHERS (mountain blues), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC. JAZZ IN TRACKS W/BRUCE SKLAR QUARTET, The Pitcher Inn, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern SALAMANCA, (Celtic), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. VERMONT JAZZ ENSEMBLE, Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL, 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. SKATEBOARDING: A PROGRESSION (film series), Nectar’s, 8 p.m. NC, followed by ’93 TILL W/A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), 10 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), Breakwater Café, 5 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 10 p.m.

NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

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GUA GUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by THEM DAMN KIDS (folk), 9 p.m. NC, followed by TUESDAY BAND (oldies & goodies), 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. COLIN CLARY & KEVIN HUELBIG JR. (indie-pop/singer-songwriters), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. BOOTYJUICE (funk), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. DJ VAL’S SEND-OFF PARTY (dance/ house/breakbeat), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. INTERGALACTIC TAXI (jazz/funk/ fusion), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. NC. SLEATER-KINNEY, DEAD MEADOW (rock/psych-rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $14/16. 18+.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

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PINE STREET JAZZ W/SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. RED THREAD JAZZ, Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m.

NC. THE JAZZ REQUIREMENT, Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m.

NC. BILL MULLINS & FRIENDS (rock), 1/2 Lounge, 9 p.m. NC. THE CASUAL FIASCO, BUBBLING UPSTREAM (acoustic rock/jam), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. MICKEY WESTERN, AQUADORA, EXIT CLOV (anti-folk/indie-rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ELECTRICLADYLAND W/DJS DARCIE, SEKMHET, LEIA (drum ’n’ bass/breakbeat/hip-hop), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $3/7. 18+.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SIDESHOW BOB (classic rock), Breakwater Café, 5:30 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m.

NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

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LONESOME MOUNTAIN BOYS (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central DUNCAN WALTERS (alt-country), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m.

NC. MADDUB (dub), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3.

OPEN MIKE W/MIKE & MIKE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/PETE & DAVE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE CONTEST W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. KRIS GRUEN (alt-pop), Bee’s Knees.

7:30 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE (rock/singer-songwriter), Shed Restaurant & Brewery, 8 p.m. NC.

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NC, followed by ARSENAL OF HYPOCRISY (film showing), 7 p.m. NC. MICHAEL ARNOWITT (classical/jazz piano), The Lounge at Main Street Grill, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m.

NC. CHRIS LYON (solo acoustic), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ TOXIC (hip-hop/top 40/house/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

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CALL TO ARTISTS BE AN ART MENTOR Burlington City Arts is looking for individuals to mentor in the visual and performing arts. Make a difference in a young artist's life.

Call Robin at 865-7292 or email rperlah@ci.burlington.vt.us.

THE CHANDLER GALLERY in Randolph is seeking artists to participate in a July show entitled "Fertile Ground: Art of Cultivation," to run concurrent with an annual flower show. Works should suggest a human-to-soil relationship. Info, call Mindy Jackson-Jefferys at 276-3606 or email mindy@straycat.biz.

THE E1 STUDIO COLLECTIVE is seeking artists in all media for an "Anti-War" show in July. $10 entry. Info, call Wylie at 660-4398 or email e1studio collective@yahoo.com.

GOOD NEWS GARAGE is seeking artists to submit work relating to cars or families, to be displayed in the office. Send copies to C. George, Good News Garage, 331 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or cgeorge@goodnewsgarage.org.

THE LEGEND OF DON DICISCO, a festival devoted to art, music, ecology, energy and food, is seeking artists interested in showing their work. Event is September 17 at the Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington. Info, 234-9415 or http://www.legend2005.org.

OPENINGS

Cold Snap

A EXHIBIT Elaine Parker, mixed-media works of Antarctica; Melanie Phelps, paintings; Cynthia Ross, bamboo wall constructions; and Ellis Jacobson, sculpted faces.

Artpath Gallery, Burlington.

Through August.

ARTWORK “Penguin’s Tale”

by Elaine Parker

PHOTO Marc Awodey

n excellent show of paintings, sculpture and constructions graces the Artpath Gallery at Burlington’s Waterfront this summer. While the collections of all four exhibiting artists are interesting, one body of work is particularly cool — literally. “Landscapes of Antarctica,” by Elaine Parker, displays a unique ecological aesthetic. A mixed-media artist, she lived on Ross Island in Antarctica between 1998 and 2001. The other two-dimensional artist is Melanie Phelps, whose unusual acrylic landscapes look skyward. The two 3D artists are gallery founder Ellis Jacobson and construction artist Cynthia Ross.

Ross is no relation to the Antarctic island Ross, and there is nothing cold about her elegant, geometric bamboo wall constructions and one watercolor. Her forms are based on the five classic Platonic solids, considered the geometric building blocks of life.

Ross’ “Segments from Meditation Field” is a sprawling matrix of bamboo sticks, each of which is about 2 feet long. As the artist states, it was “originally assembled in three dimensions to create a meditation chamber in the dodecahedral volume.” Another piece suggests her interest in geometry is primarily spiritual. A watercolor, “Yantra, Evolution/Involution of the Cosmos,” has a red, six-sided star shape in the center and eight radiating geometric forms around it. Yantra come from the Hindu tantric tradition and are essentially tools for meditation.

On a more earthly plane, Jacobson’s giant, cartoonish faces have received international acclaim. His four pieces in this show are all conjoined faces. The smallest is the rather sweet “Soul Mates” — a kissing Caucasian couple mounted a board. The largest is the 4-foot-wide “Wholly War” giant. Jacobson’s rendition of two male faces angrily butting heads is as formally sophisticated as it is emotionally charged.

Melanie Phelps aptly calls her acrylics “cloudscapes.”

“Blue to Orange,” however, isn’t actually cloudy. It’s a vibrant vertical canvas in which the sky’s hues are a bright orange near the horizon and a deep indigo at top. At upper right is a pale crescent. In a typical dawn the moon would

be in the west, while in a typical sunset it would be in the east, so perhaps the crescent shape is a solar eclipse?

Regardless of astronomical correctness, Phelps’ brushwork is adroitly smooth, her hues nicely modulated.

Phelps’ “Thirteen” features a group of 13 puffy clouds receding into space, again at the moment between between night and day. She is a strong landscapist of luminous skies hanging above tenebrous hills. In “Thirteen” the clouds and sky are pale green, vermilion and orange.

Parker’s mixed-media paintings are created with a sparing use of paint and a utilitarian approach to drawing media — specifically pencil, pastel, conte crayon, ink and probably more. She seems to use whatever works. Her delicate lines reflect the fragility of the polar environment.

Subtle texts in cursive appear on Parker’s series, “Emperor Penguins #1, #2, #3,” that explain and extol the Antarctic Treaty of 1959 and subsequent protocols.

The naturalistic penguins on white backgrounds are grouped on 7-foot-long horizontal panels, definitely looking like sovereigns of the South Pole. An untitled 7-foottall triptych of panels has more obvious texts, including a penguin plea: “We beg you to do anything you must to protect us. Thanks.” Parker’s handwriting is unself-consciously calligraphic; the scale of her penguins is nearly life-sized.

Other pieces by Parker are more “traditional landscapes,” if the term can be applied to a place where painting en plein air would be most uncomfortable. “Ski to Castle Rock” shows a cross-country ski course, laid out beside flags that recede toward a mountain. “Penguin’s Tale” has a human in the foreground shadowing a perfectly content emperor penguin, which seems to be strolling obliviously beneath a magnificent sky. The calm verticals of man and bird contrast with the swift diagonals of shadow and cloud.

Penguins make particularly refreshing subject matter when most summer exhibits are bursting with flowers, boats, beaches and balloons. In fact, all four segments of this show are pretty cool. m

BETHANY PARSONS: Family and friends organized this commemorative abstract watercolors show of the late artist's work; also JOEL DELORENZO: "Water Spread," Watercolors; and CATHERINE LOUGHNEY: "Finding Beauty in Everything," black-and-white photos. Bad Girls Café, Johnson, 635-7025. Reception June 15, 5-6:30 p.m. Through June.

AMY LYON VENMAN: "This Stuff I Do . . ." drawings and illustrations. Starbucks Maple Tree Place, Williston, 878-7360. Reception June 16, 6-8 p.m. Through July 14.

MIKEY WELSH & SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM: "Compound Amalgamation," individual new paintings and sculptures and collaborative works by the two artists.

47Sanctuary, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 864-5884, x 278. Reception June 17, 6-9 p.m. Through July 22.

HARRIET WOOD: "Memory and Desire," abstract paintings. Brown Library, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 586-7711, x 101. Reception June 17, 5-7 p.m. Through July 15.

‘NINE LIVES’: An exhibit of hooked rugs by a group of artisans, called "The Nine," from Vermont and New York State. Warren Kimble Gallery, Brandon, 247-3026. Open house reception June 17, 5-7 p.m.

Through July 17.

ESSEX COUNTY ARTISTS: A group exhibit of paintings and drawings by area artists.

Adirondack Art Association Gallery, Dock House Alley, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-8309.

Reception June 17, 6-8 p.m. Through July 6.

‘SENSE OF ANOTHER PLACE: IMAGINATION, MEMORY, DESIRE: The second annual group show features 32 area artists in sculpture and other media, inside and out. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943.

Reception June 17, 5-8 p.m. Through September 1.

MEG MCLEAN: Expressionistic landscapes.

Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Reception June 22, 3-5 p.m. Through July 28.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 56A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written

by Pamela Polston; spotlights written

by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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SKYE CHALMERS: Photographs. Pursuit Gallery, Burlington, 862-3883. Through August.

TABBATHA HENRY: Porcelain and earthenware FIREHOUSE OPEN STUDIO: Artist-in-residence sculptures. Ice Coast Gallery, Burlington, Clark Russell demonstrates painting on 865-5210. Through June. metal, glass, wood and more. Firehouse ELAINE PARKER: Antarctica in mixed media; Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865also MELANIE PHELPS: Painted cloud7166. Open studio Saturdays, noon - 5 p.m., scapes; and CYNTHIA ROSS: Geometric through July 2. bamboo; and ELLIS JACOBSON: Sculpted faces. Artpath Gallery, Burlington, 563-2273.

Through August.

TIFFANY BOYD: New works. E1 Studio JAKE RIFKEN: "Enough With the Smalltalk," Collective, Burlington, 324-4019. Through abstract wire sculpture. Radio Bean, June 26.

Burlington, 660-9346. June 16-30.

PHEBE MOTT: Large-scale acrylic paintings; SHARON ENGELSTEIN & LOCUS: "Make also 'ARCHITECTURE OF VERMONT': Clay Space," large-scale inflatable sculptures architectural models by Essex High School merging the mechanical with the organic by students. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863the Montréal artist, and site-specific archi6458. Through June. tectural projects by a pair of Burlington DAVID SULLIVAN: "Identity Crisis," installaarchitects, Robert Mantho and Michael tion sculpture and photography. Rose St. Wenrich. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, Gallery, Burlington. Through June.

865-7166. Through July 24.

ROBERT WALDO BRUNELLE JR: "Apples and ‘ART BY ANY NAME’: "Outsider? Folk? Art Oranges," acrylic paintings, Dining Room; Brut? Naive?" An exhibit of artworks from also JEAN CANNON: "Uncommon Still the collection of Pat Parsons. Shelburne Lives," watercolors, Solarium; and KAREN Craft School Gallery on the Green, 985-3648.

CAYTON: "Rhythmic Colors," latex and vinyl, Through July 30.

Bar. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9637.

SARAH RYAN: New work in painted bas-reliefs.

Through June.

Penny Cluse Café, Burlington, 651-8834.

CAROL NORTON: "Mixing Oil and Water," oil Through June. paintings. Café Piccolo, Burlington, 862SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM: New paintings; also 5515. Through June.

MIKEY WELSH: New paintings and sculp‘WATER FLUORIDATION: FROM SMOKESTACKS tures; and drawings, paper lamps, leather TO YOUR PUBLIC WATER SUPPLY’: bags and jewelry by artisans of Maine Arts Multimedia works deconstructing the cultural and Crafts. Studio STK, 64 North St., landscape of fluoride. Green Door Studio, Burlington, 657-3333. Through July 15.

Burlington, 658-0307. Through June 29.

BLAINE FONTANA & REUBEN RUDE: "Irregular JANE GRIMM: Ceramics; also MINERVA Progressions," new works by the emerging CHANGO: Ceramic pieces by the Venezuelan artists; final show before the gallery moves artist; and DOUG PFILGER: "Trailers West," to Philadelphia. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, a series of postcards. Enigma Gallery, Essex, 862-7766. Through July 3.

879-9220. Through June 24.

FRANCIS R. HEWITT: "The Four Corners HENRY ISAACS: Oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Series," abstract paintings incorporating soil Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through from four locations by the late Vermont June. artist and UVM prof, Wolcott Room, through FRED G. HILL: Color digital photos of ice crysSeptember 18; and 'FAMILIAR TERRAIN': tals. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 864Landscape watercolors, prints, drawings and 4385. Through June. photographs from the permanent collection, MARGARET LAMPE KANNENSTINE: "Improv: Wilbur Room, through September 2. Fleming Musicians at Work," paintings and works on Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. paper of jazz musicians. Firehouse Center for MARIAN WILLMOTT: "Figure & Bone," monothe Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. types and oils. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Through June.

Library, Burlington, 863-3403. Through ‘BECOMING AN ARTIST AT ANY AGE’: Work June. by students of the Art for All Ages program GEEBO CHURCH & LEE ANGELO MARRACCIin Winooski. Winooski Senior Center, 343NI: "Small Landscapes," paintings, and "The 6293. Through June.

Beauty of the Stone," designs in gemstones ‘EXPLORING ART FOR FUN’: Works by and precious metals. Grannis Gallery, Charlotte Central School students. Charlotte Burlington, 660-2032. Through June.

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FAREWELL PARTY

Burlington’s Lineage Gallery is

hosting its final exhibition, entitled “Irregular Progressions.” After July 3, Lineage is leaving the Queen City for the City of Brotherly Love. The gallery has added a unique, countercultural aesthetic to the Church Street Marketplace, but will find a larger population — and market for its cutting-edge works — in Philadelphia.

Meanwhile, stop by to view the contemporary paintings by nationally emerging artists Blaine Fontana and Reuben Rude. Pictured: “The Nest Keeper Waiting” by Fontana.

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KARI MEYER: "Coming From and Returning to Nothingness," paintings. Speeder & Earl's, Pine St., Burlington, 272-4763. Through June.

JEFF SCHNEIDERMAN: "The Beauty Around Us," photographs. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through June.

JANEL BIEHL: "The Light of Common Day," etchings. Metropolitan Gallery, City Hall, Burlington, 865-7166. Through June.

‘ARCHITECTURE OF VERMONT’: Works in clay

by Essex High School students, instructed by teacher M.C. Baker. Frog Hollow Craft Center, Burlington, 863-6458. Through June.

MELINDA WHITE: "Reprise," new sculpture.

Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through September.

‘ART’S ALIVE FESTIVAL OF FINE ART’: This annual event transforms downtown into one big art gallery. Art's Alive Gallery at Union Station and Church St. storefronts, Burlington, 864-1557. Through June 28.

DEREK BREMNER: Conceptual Dada assemblages in these hypocritical times. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 658-0307.

Through August.

JOAN CURTIS & CAROLYN SHATTUCK: New works. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through June 28.

TIMOTHY FISCHER & PAM KRAVETZ: "Fabrick Fantasies," multidimensional sculptural works. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through July 2.

MARC AWODEY: New figurative paintings. The Wine Bar at Wine Works, Burlington, 8659603. Through June 26.

HEATHER MEISTERLING & DONNA H. GALLIHER: A mother-daughter show featuring watercolor paintings of landscapes, wildlife and equine themes. Also, JENNIFER MIGNANO: Handcrafted felt bags. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through June 26.

LISA LILLIBRIDGE: "Dreaming and Departing," new works in acrylic specifically designed for the restaurant. Smokejacks, Burlington, 2383485. Through June.

MATTHEW THORSEN: The Big Heavy World photography collection of the bands of Club Toast. Second Floor, Burlington, 660-2088.

Through June.

‘MISS RUMPHIUS, OX-CART MAN & THE WORLD OF BARBARA COONEY’: More than 70 works by the 20th-century children's book author and illustrator; also "25 AMERICAN QUILTS & THE WOMEN WHO MADE THEM": Quilts dating 1820 to 1900; and "THESE UNITED STATES: 50 STATEHOOD RUGS BY MOLLY NYE TOBEY": A masterful series of rugs created 1943-1961;

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As one gallery exits, another

arrives. Say hello to Burlington’s new Pursuit Gallery, located in the Wing Building on the Waterfront. Its inaugural exhibition of large-scale photographs by Skye Chalmers includes works as large as 4 by 6 feet. Chalmers is a gallery cofounder along with graphic artist and former

and "AMERICAN FLYER": An exhibit of the classic trains in the Toy Shop after a 30-year absence; and QUEBEC COUNTRY FURNITURE: Uniquely styled pieces from the collection dating 1800-1900. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, x 3330. Through October.

ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe; an allegory to "The Emperor's New Clothes."

Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 655-5845. Through December.

professional snowboarder Seth Neary. The pair intends to present all varieties of visuals, from up-and-comers to the well known. Their gallery’s unusual name comes from its mission: to show “pursuits that fuel people’s passion for life and, in doing so, encourage others to follow their

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individual pursuits and dreams in all forms of art.”

JOAN MACKENZIE: "Molly Moose & Friends," new whimsical animal paintings. Bobcat Café, Bristol, 899-3067. Through June.

VICTORIA BLEWER & BILL BUTLER: "LandShapes: Nostalgia & Myth," hand-colored photos and jewelry, respectively. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June.

PAUL PFEIFFER: "Morning After the Deluge," a contemporary video installation by the New York digital media artist. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. Through August 14.

LIBBY DAVIDSON: "The Natural Communities of Vermont," hand-painted prints of landscapes and wildlife. The Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 434-2167. Through October.

‘JOHN DEERE: THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE BRAND’: A touring exhibit of photos and artifacts illustrating the life of the tractor man. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through October 22.

‘MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE PRESIDENTS’: An exhibition of official portraits of recent Middlebury College presidents includes a hologram of 15th President Emeritus John McCardell, Jr., made by John Perry.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4435235. Through August 14.

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:: central ERIC HASSE: Digital photography on large canvases. Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. June 20 - August 12.

‘ANNIE O, 24 YEARS OF A GIRL’S LIFE WITH AUTISM’: A photographic exhibit by David and Dana O'Neill documenting their daughter's life and raising awareness about the developmental disability. Northlight Digital Gallery, Tip Top Media Arts Building, White River Junction, 280-1888. Through September 5.

ELIZABETH MAYOR: New prints. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901. Through June.

FRANKIE GARDINER: "Interior and Exterior Abstractions and Views," small gouache paintings on paper and representational drawings from inside a house. Capital

Grounds, Montpelier, 496-9789. Through June.

‘IT’S ELEMENTARY ART’: Student art work from the Central Washington Supervisory Union, K-6. City Center, Montpelier, 2231229. Through July 30.

‘JERRY GARCIA NATIONAL ART TOUR’: Work by the former frontman of the Grateful Dead.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 4964781. Through June 26.

JACQUELINE KIRBY: New works of digital art and photography. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3364. Through June.

ESME HALL: "Life Recycled: An Intimate Look at Thing Fetish," mixed media, box art.

Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 223-8667.

Through June 26.

MARY HILL: "Colorful Abstracts," paintings.

The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454.

Through June.

MEG MCLEAN: Oil paintings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 8280749. Through July 28.

‘AFLOAT & ASHORE’: Prints by Marilyn Nelson, sculpture by STRETCH, photography by Richard Schwarzchild and Michelle Rogers; also 'PAINTINGS & POTS': Paintings by Danielle Shelley, pottery by Yi Chui Tseng and David Collins; and 'THE VAULT TOUR': Seven recently framed works by T.W. Wood.

T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743.

Through June 26.

LARRY PERRY: New photographs. Montpelier City Hall, 223-2654. Through June.

SPRING MEMBERS’ SHOW: A group exhibit in multiple media; also RUTLAND MIDDLE SCHOOL: Artworks by local students. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through July 3.

‘ESCAPING THE LITERAL’: Abstract paintings, sculpture and digital works by more than 30 artists; also, ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Paintings. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 4797069. Through June 18.

ANNUAL MEMBERS’ SHOW: Sculptures in a variety of techniques and media. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center Gallery, Rutland, 438-2097. Through June 26.

COSETTE ALLEN: "Dear to My Heart," hooked rugs by the late central Vermont artisan.

Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 476-7550.

Through June.

PATRICK HAYDEN: "Random Acts," photography of spontaneous compositions. Tunbridge Public Library, 889-9404. Through June 20.

‘ESCAPING THE LITERAL’: Abstract paintings, sculpture and digital works by more than 30 local artists, Main Gallery; also, "IMAGES OF ISLAM": Photographs and journal entries from Montpelier High School students' trip to Thailand, Second Floor Gallery; and ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Paintings. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through June 18.

SARAH MUNRO: Abstract and representational oil, acrylic and silk paintings. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through June.

GROUP EXHIBITION: Local artists present an eclectic collection of ceramics, paintings, photographs, jewelry and more. Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Ongoing.

‘EXPOSURES’: An exhibit of photographs from the Insight Photography Project in Brattleboro, created during a summer cultural exchange with students on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota. Vermont Arts Council's Spotlight Gallery, Montpelier, 8285422. Through June.

:: northern MYM TUMA: "We Are Different Forever," pastels and acrylic paintings and mixed-media works that are a memorial to 9/11.

Merchants Bank, South Hero, 372-6047.

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‘WOMEN’S WORK: NO BOUNDARIES’: A touring exhibit featuring emerging artists Arista Alanis, paintings; Ashley James, ceramic sculpture; and Rachel Moore, glass, Main

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NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION: A 75th annual juried show in multiple media. Bryan Memorial Art Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through July 10.

STOWE TOWN HALL SUMMER EXHIBIT: Show in multiple media featuring area artists.

Stowe Town Hall, 253-8571. Through August.

GAYLEEN AIKEN: A commemorative exhibition of work by this iconic Vermont painter.

GRACE Gallery at the Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through July 20.

‘THE JUNK IN MY TRUNK’: Fun with junk art.

Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Through June 18.

LENNY CHRISTOPHER: "Exercises in Progression: Trips, Travels and Textures," photographs. Jeff's Maine Seafood, St. Albans, 309-8933. Ongoing.

‘ART IN BLOOM’: A juried group exhibition by local artists of works depicting flowers.

Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 6445100. Through July.

:: southern STEPHEN M. SCHAUB: "DVinci Solution," digital photos, and new work from other artists.

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Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405.

:: regional NATHAN FARB: Cibachrome prints from the photographer's book entitled Adirondack Wilderness. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, 518-523-2512. Through July 10.

ROSEMARY SULLIVAN: An exhibit of fabric art photographs including handmade quilts, wall hangings, cushions, bags and patchwork photos. Galerie Image Photographie Encadrement, Sutton, Québec, 450-5386116. Through June.

‘COLLECTANEA’: Objects from the permanent collection illustrate "the museum as hunter/gatherer," Gutman Gallery, through February; and MANUAL: "Archive Fever," an installation derived entirely by works from the permanent collection by the husband and wife team of Ed Hill and Suzanne Bloom, Harrington Gallery, through October 2; and "CELEBRATING TWENTY YEARS: GIFTS IN HONOR OF THE HOOD MUSEUM OF ART": Prints, paintings, ceramics and more enhancing the permanent collection, Second Floor Galleries, through December 11. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426.

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PREVIEWS BATMAN BEGINS: Christian Bale stars in Memento director Christopher Nolan’s exploration of the caped crusader’s origins and emergence as a force for good in the city of Gotham. Ken Watanabe and Cillian Murphy costar.

(134 min, PG-13) HERBIE: FULLY LOADED: The Love Bug is back with Lindsay Lohan behind the wheel. This time around the car star makes a bid for NASCAR glory. With Michael Keaton and Matt Dillon. (92 min, G) THE PERFECT MAN: Hilary Duff stars in the latest romantic comedy from Mark (A Cinderella Story) Rosman, the tale of a teen who’s tired of moving to a new town every time her mother breaks up with a boyfriend, and conspires to keep her bags unpacked with help from an imaginary secret admirer.

Costarring Heather Locklear and Chris Noth. (101 min, PG)

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J UNCIVIL UNION Home is where the heavy artillery is in Liman’s relentlessly lame comedy.

une 10, 2005, is a date that should go down in history.

Movie history, at any rate. It represents a milestone of monumental cultural significance. On this date, filmmaking in America hit rock-bottom. A critical mass of mindlessness, poor taste, waste and celebrity indulgence was reached. In one motion picture, everything wrong with the motion-picture industry was summed up.

There are lessons to be learned from Mr. & Mrs. Smith and, if the art form is to be salvaged, members of the filmmaking community will need to learn them and put them into practice fast. The first: A movie should be more than the sum of its celebrity parts. There isn’t a single reason for this picture to exist, other than to provide a context for the coupling of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. This may be a perfectly valid reason for a tabloid magazine photo or a poster, perhaps. It is not a sane reason for making a movie.

Even if Pitt and Jolie were performers with track records of immortal screen work — which they are not — their mere presence in a film should not constitute sufficient reason for making it, much less paying to see it. And yet, Mr. & Mrs. Smith offers nothing beyond the opportunity to gaze at these two buff and beautiful specimens.

I quote from Roger Ebert’s review: “What matters is the ‘chemistry’ . . . the heat we sense, or think we sense, between two movie stars. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie have it . . . and because they do, the movie works. If they did not, there’d be nothing to work with.” This is nonsense.

Ebert’s once fine intellect evidently has been compromised by decades of exposure to ever-dumber Hollywood product, and today he displays judgment that’s often borderline addled. Ebert is either part of the solution or part of the problem, and a big part of the problem is, he’s been letting Hollywood get away with crap like this for years.

When he writes, “There’d be nothing to work with,” Ebert is acknowledging the glaring reality that the film is a failure on every level other than marquee value, and yet he states, “The movie works.” Bit of a contradiction there.

The movie does not work, and I don’t care whether Pitt and Jolie have the hots for one another. Anyone who does might want to think about getting a life.

Lesson two: Filmmakers have got to forget about amusing 14-year-old boys and get back to the business of telling

actual stories. Mr. & Mrs. Smith is not based on a story. It’s based on an assumption: that young males in great numbers will shell out for the privilege of oogling a flesh-andblood Barbie Doll as she snaps necks, drives fast and fires automatic weapons in a succession of sexy outfits. This is a premise for a video game, not a motion picture.

Oh, yes, the plot. As everyone on the planet knows by now, Pitt and Jolie play a married suburban couple, each of whom fails to realize the other is a professional assassin. The sizzle has gone out of their relationship. Luckily for the pair, a point arrives when they are instructed to kill one another. Much shooting, knife throwing, punching and kicking ensues. The big joke is that all the excitement reinvigorates the marriage.

Naturally, it’s all just an excuse for a lot of over-the-top chases, fights and explosions, none of which are handled in a remotely fresh or clever fashion. The dialogue is relentlessly lame. Nothing makes the slightest sense. If not for the presence of Vince Vaughn, who specializes these days in bringing lackluster projects (Be Cool, for example) briefly to life, I suspect many audience members would be tempted to order hits on themselves.

It’s a sorry spectacle that’s all the sorrier for being the work of Doug Liman — another promising talent (Swingers, Go) sucked into Hollywood’s black hole.

Which brings us to the picture’s third and final lesson: Independent filmmakers have got to start growing backbones. They’ve got to stop using Sundance-level success as a steppingstone to selling out and making the same moronic, big-budget movies to which the indie movement is supposed to provide an alternative.

You can count on one hand the filmmakers who’ve made their names with independent productions over the past 10 years and then not jumped at the first chance to become a high-paid studio hack. The movement that began as a challenge to mainstream moviemaking has allowed itself to be turned into its farm system — a league whose players hone their craft in the minors chiefly to earn the chance to get called up to the majors.

Ironically, Liman has done the industry a favor. By providing such a clear example of what the movies are doing wrong, he’s helped point the way to getting them back on the right path. m

CINDERELLA MANHHHH Russell Crowe stars in the latest from Ron Howard, the amazing true story of James J. Braddock, who made one of the unlikeliest comebacks in boxing history. With Renee Zellweger. (144 min, PG-13) CRASHHHH1/2 Paul Haggis co-wrote and makes his feature directorial debut with this LA-based ensemble piece which explores the issue of racism in post-9/11 America. Starring Don Cheadle, Sandra Bullock, Matt Dillon, Brendan Fraser and Ryan Phillippe. (100 min, R) ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOMHHHH From Alex Gibney comes this critically acclaimed documentary about the climate of corporate greed and corruption which contributed to both the company’s rise and fall. (110 min, NR) HIDE AND SEEKHH John (Swimfan) Polson directs this psychological thriller about a widower who worries that his daughter’s imaginary friend may not only be very real but very dangerous as well. Starring Robert De Niro and Dakota Fanning. (105 min, R) HIGH TENSIONHH Alexandre Aja cowrote and directed this 1970s-style horror exercise in which two college students set out to spend a quiet weekend studying in the country, and learn what it means to have to fight for your life. Starring Cecile de France and Maiwenn Nahon. (85 min, R) HOUSE OF WAXHH Fantastic news for everyone who’s been waiting for Paris Hilton to get into films: The “Simple Life” star plays one of six friends who hit the road to take in a football game and wind up fighting for their lives when they cross paths with a mysterious killer. Costarring Elisha Cuthbert and Chad Michael Murray. Directed by Jaume Collet-Sera. (113 min, R)

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Facts on Film rate, while the native Vermonter’s are meant to last.

Rockwell first learned about Snow by reading his 2001 book, In the Company of Stone, which her husband had received as a birthday present. “I liked the way Dan’s mind works,” she says. “I enjoyed his writing even more than pictures of the walls. I wondered, ‘Who is this person?’”

That question might also be asked about Rockwell, who got her first cinematic job in the early 1980s, when she began a 13-year association with Ken Burns. She went from business manager to co-producer, helping the now-famous New Hampshire filmmaker turn out epic historical projects for PBS such as The Civil War and Baseball.

A mother of two grown sons, Rockwell moved to the Queen City in 1999. “I was doing film work for hire, but nothing from my own heart until Stone Rising,” she notes. “I’m really interested in the artistic process and in biography. I saw the arc of Dan’s life, as he becomes more and more playful in what he builds.”

The documentary’s 7:30 p.m.

Firehouse screening will be preceded by a 1 p.m. book signing by Snow at Borders, on the other end of the Church Street Marketplace.

The 350 messianic Christians once collectively known as the Church at Island Pond are now part of the Twelve Tribes’ Communities. Some

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of them remain in the little Northeast Kingdom town; others are based in about 50 additional locations around the globe. They look like hippies living in an idyllic “Little House on the Prairie” universe, but outsiders have alleged that their old-fashioned approach to parenting is actually physical abuse.

Jean Swantko’s 75-minute documentary, The Children of the Island Pond Raid: An Emerging Culture, chronicles a startling day in 1984: On June 22, state troopers wearing bulletproof vests seized 112 kids from their unarmed, Bible-believing families. A battery of social workers and psychologists waited at a nearby ski resort set up as a mass deprogramming center. But the late Judge Frank Mahady dismissed the charges, citing unconstitutionality and lack of evidence.

Swantko, who sees the raid as part of a nationwide conspiracy “to dismantle non-mainstream religions,” was a St. Johnsbury public defender

involved in a separate church-related case at the time. She later joined the community.

The film is unspooling, for free, 21 years to the day after the fact at the Rutland Public Library and the same Newport armory where the children were detained. It’s also slated for the Rockingham Free Library in Bellows Falls on July 5. All three shows begin at 7 p.m.

Swantko employs archival photos and contemporary talking heads, including former officials, police and attorneys involved in the raid or its aftermath. Several of the youngsters in question, who then ranged from infants to teens, are now adults offering recollections or feelings about the pivotal event.

“It’s significant that this took place in 1984,” Swantko says. “Now we really are living in a Brave New World, except that the buzzword is terrorism. What happened back then is a story that Vermonters should know.” m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

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READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule.

Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

A three-foot-long cucumber is, well, CUMBERSOME. One’s stress quotient goes way up with a PRICKLY boss.

Hardly identical, FARTHER and further are like fraternal twins.

A hungry mountain lion doesn’t PUSSYFOOT around.

Leon “Lucky” Lothario says BARFLIES make great dates.

Teachers used to punish their students for TITTERING. SHITAKI mushrooms don’t belong in ice cream.

Once I found a tiny little girlie in a COCKLE shell, I did.

Camille PISSARRO was born in the Virgin Islands.

Identity theft is now more prevalent than purse SNATCHING. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: EASY AS MOUTH SOAP. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: This one’s dedicated to George Carlin.

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erendipity played a major role in Stone Rising, a directorial debut

by Camilla Rockwell that will screen at the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts on June 18. The Burlington resident’s 57-minute documentary profiles Dan Snow, a Dummerston craftsman who fashions sturdy stone walls much like those from earlier centuries that still dot the New England landscape. He uses the same medium to engineer more sculptural and whimsical creations, such as the peaked “Moorish tent” that sits in a splendid Newfane garden.

Just as an unseen observer explains how Snow searched for the perfect pointed stone to top this improbable stone tent, a bird flies into frame and lands on that very spot. Movie magic.

“Dan knows he’ll always find what he needs,” says Rockwell, 54. “I quickly realized that I couldn’t structure the film as planned. I had to trust I’d find what I needed. My original intent was to make a 20-minute piece watching him build something from beginning to end. I wound up shooting for 16 months, in all seasons, which I hadn’t expected.”

Andy Goldsworthy, the subject of a popular 2001 doc called Rivers and Tides, would probably sense a kindred spirit in Dan Snow. The two men seem to have parallel obsessions, though the British environmental artist’s assemblages — often made only with twigs or leaves — deterio-

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LAYER CAKEHHH1/2 Director Matthew Vaughn makes his feature debut with this stylized crime thriller set in the drug underworld of the U.K. With Daniel Craig, Colm Meaney and George Harris. (104 min, R) LORDS OF DOGTOWNHHH Emile Hirsch, Victor Rasuk and John Robinson star in Catherine Hardwickeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s portrait of the California teenagers who pioneered a revolutionary style of skateboarding in the 1970s. Michael Angarano and Nikki Reed costar. (105 min, PG-13) MADAGASCARHHH Ben Stiller, Chris Rock and David Schwimmer are among the voice cast in DreamWorksâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; animated adventure about pampered zoo animals marooned on an island. (80 min, PG) MR. & MRS. SMITHH Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are paired in the latest from Doug (The Bourne Identity) Liman, the action-packed saga of a suburban husband and wife who lead secret lives as high-paid assassins.

With Kerry Washington. (115 min, PG13)

THE SISTERHOOD OF THE TRAVELING PANTSHHH Based on the bestseller

by Ann Brashares, Ken Kwapisâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; comic drama offers the story of four teenage friends facing a summer during which theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be separated for the first time.

To maintain contact, they take turns wearing a pair of â&#x20AC;&#x153;magicâ&#x20AC;? thrift-store jeans they pick out together prior to parting. Starring Amber Tamblyn, Jenna Boyd, Alexis Bledel and America Ferrera. (113 min, PG)

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wednesday 15 — thursday 16 *Batman Begins 12:20, 2:20, 3:30, 4:15, 6:40, 7:30, 9:40, 10. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 12:15, 5:20. Cinderella Man 12:30, 3:35, 6:35, 9:30. The Longest Yard 1:10, 4:20, 7:15, 9:35. Lords of Dogtown 1:25, 4, 6:55, 9:25. Madagascar 12:25, 2:25, 4:40, 7. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 12:50, 1:15, 3:40, 4:10, 6:45, 7:10, 9:20, 9:45. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1:20, 7:20. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:40, 3:50, 6:50, 9:10, 9:50.

wednesday 15 — thursday 16 *Batman Begins 12:30, 2:30, 3:30, 4:10, 6:30, 7:30, 9:25, 9:50.

Cinderella Man 12:20, 3:35, 6:40, 9:40. The Honeymooners 1:20, 4:10, 7:20, 9:30. The Longest Yard 12:50, 3:25, 7:05, 9:35. Madagascar 1:45, 4:05, 6:30, 8:30. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 1, 3:50, 7:10, 9:55. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:40, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 12:15, 5:20. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 12:55, 7:10.

wednesday 15 — thursday 16 *Batman Begins 6:40. Madagascar 6:30. Mr. & Mrs. Smith 6:50. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 6:40. friday 17 — thursday 23 *Herbie: Fully Loaded 1:20, 3:30, 6:45, 8:30 (starts Wed). *Batman Begins 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, 9:15. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1, 4, 7, 9:15. Madagascar 1:20, 3:30, 6:45, 8:15 (ends Tues). Mr. & Mrs. Smith 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:15.

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 15 — thursday 16 *Batman Begins 10 (Wed), 12:30, 3:20, 6:20, 9:15. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 10 (Wed), 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9.

Cinderella Man 12:15, 3:10, 6:05, 9. The Honeymooners 4, 8:50. The Longest Yard 10 (Wed), 1:15, 3:45, 6:15, 8:40. Madagascar 10 (Wed), 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 10 (Wed), 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 10 (Wed), 1, 6:20.

Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:15, 3:15, 6:20, 9:20.

friday 17 — tuesday 21 *Batman Begins 12:20, 2:20, 3:30, 4:15, 6:40, 7:30, 9:40, 10 (Fri & Sat). *The Perfect Man 1:25, 4, 6:55, 9:25. *Herbie: Fully Loaded 4:10 (Sun). Mr. and Mrs. Smith 12:50, 1:15, 3:40, 4:10 (except Sun), 6:45, 7:10, 9:20, 9:45.

Madagascar 12:25, 2:25, 4:40, 7.

Cinderella Man 12:30, 3:35, 6:35, 9:30. The Longest Yard 1:10, 4:20, 7:15, 9:35. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 12:15, 5:20. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 1:20, 7:20. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:40, 3:50, 6:50, 9:10, 9:50.

friday 17 — thursday 23 *The Perfect Man 1:10, 4:20, 7:15, 9:30. *Batman Begins 12:30, 2:30, 3:30, 4:10, 6:30, 7:30, 9:25, 9:50.

Cinderella Man 12:20, 3:35, 6:40, 9:40. The Honeymooners 8:15, 10:15. The Longest Yard 12:50, 3:25, 7:05, 9:35. Madagascar 12:15, 2:20, 4:25, 6:25. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 1, 3:50, 7:10, 9:55. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:40, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 12:15, 5:20. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 12:55, 7:10.

THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509.

friday 17 — thursday 23 *Herbie: Fully Loaded 2:30 (Sun). *The Perfect Man 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15. *Batman Begins 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 3:20, 6:20, 9:15. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:20, 2:30 (except Sun), 4:40, 6:50, 9. Cinderella Man 12:15, 3:10, 6:05, 9. The Honeymooners 4, 8:50. Madagascar 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 2:30, 4:30, 6:30, 8:30. Mr. and Mrs. Smith 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15.

The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 6:20. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 12:15, 3:15, 6:20, 9:20.

Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 15 — thursday 16 Madagascar 6, 8. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 6, 8:30.

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Madagascar 7:10, 9:20. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 7, 9:25. The Longest Yard 6:50, 9:30. friday 17 — tuesday 21 *Batman Begins 1, 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9:15. *The Perfect Man 1:10, 4 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:20.

Madagascar 1:30, 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 8:40. The Adventures of Shark Boy and Lava Girl in 3-D 1:20, 7. The Sisterhood of the Traveling Pants 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 8:50.

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wednesday 15 — thursday 16 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Cinderella Man 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:20. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 2, 6, 8:45. Crash 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. Layer Cake 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:15. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room 1:20, 3:35, 7, 9:30. friday 17 — thursday 23 Mr. and Mrs. Smith 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:25. Cinderella Man 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:20. Star Wars III: Revenge of the Sith 2, 6, 8:45. Crash 1:30, 4:10, 7:10, 9:35. Layer Cake 1:40, 4:20, 7:05, 9:15. Enron: The Smartest Guys in the Room 1:20, 3:35, 7, 9:30.

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GETTING RELIGION If you think Catholic girls have a bad rap, consider the stereotype Jewish ladies must live down if they should ever become mothers. Oy vey! Enter Nice Jewish Girls Gone Bad. In a refreshing mix of comedy, music, spoken word, and show-stopping burlesque, more than 10 post-bat mitzvah girls defy cultural expectations to make Seder sexy and gefiltefish gorgeous. Matched with original music from klezmer-rock band Golem, the show began last year at a New York City promo event for Heeb magazine (a.k.a. “The New Jew Review”). Since then, it’s toured nationwide, wowing crowds in Boston, Philly and Chicago with performers featured on Comedy Central, HBO and MTV. As their tagline states, this ain’t yo mama’s Fiddler.

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<calendar > scene@”SLAP” SHOW GREAT NORTHERN STEREO, SOUTH BURLINGTON, FRIDAY, JUNE 10, 5-9 P.M. Walking across the lawn of Great Northern Stereo on Shelburne Road last Friday evening was sort of like taking the anticipatory stroll towards a concert venue, the beckoning rumble of bass growing louder with each step.

Here, though, the low-octave growls weren’t coming from a band, but from competing cars showing off their stuff at a SLAP — Sound, Look and Performance — show.

Although the L.A. scene portrayed in The Fast and the Furious was thousands of miles away, some of the entrants were just as impressive with their elaborate electronics and gas-injected, polished engine setups.

The entire economic spectrum of decked-out and “souped up” cars sat on the lawn, polished, detailed and strategically positioned to attract the judges’ notice.

Chevrolet, Mitsubishi, Dodge, Nissan, Audi and other name brands were all represented, some of them apparently unmodified and others pimped up with $5000 in-your-face paint jobs and resumes of car-part companies worn like badges. Not surprisingly, the American street scene’s favorite “rice rocket” — Honda — outnumbered the other entries.

But the cars’ makes and how much Turtle Wax had been slathered on their fenders didn’t matter when the ‘Sound’ portion of the event came around. It was all about what’s on the inside. One might have expected a nicer looking car to play the day’s most shaking symphony of metal and subwoofers. But in this category, many of the eye-candies were overshadowed by normal-looking Jeeps and trucks — which likely made the most of their spacious interiors to reached dB levels up into the 140s. For those who don’t think in terms of dBs, that’s pretty damned loud.

To push out that much volume, competitors showed their support by pushing down on the back of the contestant’s car. That’s where these Vermonters distinguished themselves from the territorial, ego-driven drivers of Furious. These drivers were a brotherhood, all related by their passion for mechanics and innovation. And much of the good sportsmanship came from the tattooed, pierced and “angry-looking” individuals you might usaully cross the street to avoid.

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WED.15 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

OPERA FESTIVAL OPEN REHEARSALS: Strongvoiced stars from Europe, Canada and the U.S. practice for upcoming performances. The Inn at the Round Barn, Waitsfield, 2-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-7722.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 598-1077.

drama MONTRÉAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: Eleven days of bilingual, bicultural and out-there theater include plays set in a giant pair of underpants and around a bar mitzvah table. Various Montréal-area locations, times and prices. Info, 514-849-3378.

film ‘LOOK AT ME’: In this French film about art and ambition, an aspiring singer with a weight problem tries to please her accomplished, literary dad. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM CRITIQUE: Area photographers gather informally to share and discuss each other’s work. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7161.

words CATHERINE TUDISH: The Strafford-based author and journalist reads from her new novel, Tenney’s Landing. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

‘FOOD FOR THOUGHT’: Readers discuss Good Morning Midnight: Life and Death in the Wild, Chip Brown’s biography of naturalist Guy Waterman. Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-7036.

talks ‘THE HOUSE THAT JILL BUILT’: Writer Judy Ostrow presents her collection of women’s reallife homebuilding experiences. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-5545.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

BIRD FEEDING: Find out what raptors like for lunch at the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 4:30 p.m. $6.50-8. Info, 359-5000.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 864-8001.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-7120.

MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: Tykes from birth to age 5 party with their parents during a weekly community supper. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8757, ext. 106.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

PAJAMA STORYTIME: Flannel-clad kids ages 4 and up gather for goodnight stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room 100, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 864-9678.

BURLINGTON CURRENCY PROJECT: Interested folks hear about the city’s own local monetary system. American Flatbread, Burlington, 5 p.m. $5 includes pizza. Info, 434-8103.

ANTIWAR CONFERENCE MEETING: Organizers plan a gathering of peace-minded activists.

Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 3.

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HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: Landlubbers wear pirate costumes at a cross-country club meet that ends with “yo-ho-ho and a bottle of beer.” Burlington City Hall Park, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 318-5527.

SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: A naturalist leads hikers into Vermont’s version of the Grand Canyon to explore geological history. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

BACKROADS RIDE: Bikers take it easy with fat tires on 25 miles of dirt roads in Charlotte.

Call for meeting location, 5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2839.

MOUNTAIN BIKE RACES: Kids and adults get two-wheeled training on 5-, 10-, 15- or 20km loops. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-10. Info, 879-6001.

SPRING BEAUTY CANOE TRIP: Wilderness trails augment the tranquility of Dewey’s Pond and the Ottauquechee River. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $30. Info, 4572779, ext. 115.

‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: Hawks, owls and other live birds of prey are the focus of this nature showcase and talk. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. and 1 & 3:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-9591.

ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

LAUGHING CLUB: Gigglers of all ages yuk it up for a healthful half-hour. Union Station, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2578.

CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

FARMERS’ MARKET: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. Route 2, behind Cabot Creamery Offices, Montpelier, 3-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 685-4360.

DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: Water-diviners wield rods and pendulums between balancing auras.

Investigative mythologist William Henry keynotes. Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, various times and prices. Info, 684-3417.

‘MAC USERS UNITE!’: Apple enthusiasts gather for their monthly meeting. Gailer School, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1985.

INFORMATION SESSION: Students interested in mediation and conflict management learn about degree programs at Woodbury College, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800639-6039.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

FLUORIDATION DEBATE: The Burlington Board of Health hosts a public discussion of what goes into the city’s water. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 355-0999.

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WED.15 << 05B FREE WI-FI DAY: Boosters of Montpelierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s new, no-charge wireless network offer Internet access demos for laptop toters. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens peruse archives and get video training to produce their own local shows. Channel 17, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE CHORUSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: In this French film set in 1949, a new teacher at an orphanage uses music to bolster his chargesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; self-confidence. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 9 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE AGRONOMISTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This documentary profiles Haitian radio journalist and human-rights activist Jean Dominique, who was assassinated in 2000. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;YOU CANâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T BE NEUTRAL ON A MOVING TRAINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This 2004 documentary chronicles the life of progressive activist and historian Howard Zinn. Room 427, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0415.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. OPERA FESTIVAL OPEN REHEARSALS: See June 15.

CAPITAL CITY CONCERT: Shelburne pianist Paul Orgel offers opuses by Schumann and Dvorak.

Unitarian Church, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-6743.

MOUNTAIN CAPELLA: This 16-member womenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vocal ensemble sings spirituals, rounds and folk music at Nourse Hall, Trinity Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-1642.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ORAH MOORE: The Morrisville-based photographer shows her work and describes how she founded her artist publishing company, Haymaker Press. Bethany Church Parlor, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-4127.

COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

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drama MONTRĂ&#x2030;AL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DIAMONDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Baseball fans hit a homer at this musical love letter to Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s game.

Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 229-0492.

PLAYWRIGHT WORKING GROUP: Scene scribes present works-in-progress, then hear audience membersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; opinions. Institute of Professional Practice, Berlin, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 229-0112.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LOOK AT MEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BURYFORD JUNCTIONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Local students collaborated to produce this improv comedy film about a talent show in a fictional Vermont village. Essex High School Auditorium, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-5546. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;FILM, FEAST & FICTIONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Cinema gourmands enjoy a literary potluck discussion after watching the book-based, food-themed movie Like Water for Chocolate. Winooski Senior Center, 6 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 655-2501.

MARC ESTRIN: Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in a name? The Burlington author explains at a reading of his most recent novel, The Education of Arnold Hitler.

Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-2345.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

DADSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LITTLE ROOTSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANNA DEWDNEY: The Vermont childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s author and illustrator reads from her new book, Llama, Llama Red Pajama. Annieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Book Shop, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 775-6993. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NECIâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S TASTY READSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Student chefs share spaghetti-themed stories and fresh pasta with kids in grades K-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.

sport QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 15.

BIKE CLINIC: Cyclists get tips on how to stay comfortable in the saddle, then practice what was preached on an easy bike ride. Call for Montpelier-area location and time. Donations.

Info, 223-7035.

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talks MUSIC LECTURE: Middlebury professor DariĂŠn Davis talks about pop culture â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in Portuguese. Atwater Classroom A, Middlebury College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5510.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Three- to 5year-olds break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 15.

RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops with hope for tranquility and an end to Middle Eastern deployments.

Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;TRUTH IN RECRUITMENTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; TRAINING: Vermonters interested in providing accurate info about military recruitment convene at Christ Church, Bethel, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

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FRI.17 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL CHORAL FESTIVAL: Singing groups from Massachusetts and Maryland warm up their pipes at two community concerts. See calendar spotlight. Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

DICK FORMAN JAZZ GROUP: Innovative improvisers bust out ballads, blues and be-bop.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $20 includes dessert. Info, 496-4781.

O.U. KIDD: This local band plays rock and jazz tunes to launch a new CD, Stories from the Fish Tanque. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $5 per vehicle. Info, 644-6363.

JIM DISABITO & FRIENDS: Pickers play country, swing and bluegrass in a relaxed, house-party style. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

SUMMER SOLSTICE CONCERT: The Green Mountain Swing Band gets barefoot, post-picnic dancers to boogie down. Waterbury Center Park Gazebo, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-6648.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PREDATORS OF THE SKYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 15.

FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: See June 15, Mills Riverside Park, Route 15, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Info, 425-2665.

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DOWSERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; CONVENTION: See June 15.

EMP WORKSHOP: Potential recipients of free paint learn the â&#x20AC;&#x153;essential maintenance practicesâ&#x20AC;? required for lead paint under Vermont law. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-9 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 865-7183. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PULL FOR NATUREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Volunteers take to canoes to uproot invasive water chestnuts from the lower Champlain Valley. Call for West Havenarea meeting location, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 265-8645, ext. 45.

VERMONT REIKI ASSOCIATION: Practicioners of this hands-on, energy-balancing therapy gather to talk shop. Rising Sun Healing Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9813.

BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

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MONTRÉAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 15.

‘DIAMONDS’: See June 16, 8 p.m. $21.

‘NICE JEWISH GIRLS GONE BAD’: Burlesque babes push buttons with radical religious comedy and klezmer rock. See calendar spotlight. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 9 p.m. $12.

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film ‘THE CHORUS’: See June 16.

‘MILLIONS’: In this Irish film, two recently orphaned young brothers deal with a suitcase full of money that falls from the sky.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘ART FOR THE PARK’ AUCTION: Two City Hall Park paintings by local artists Katherine Montstream and Sean Dye raise funds for ongoing beautification efforts. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3373.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 15, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 16.

SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 15, 10 a.m.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 15.

FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: Freshwater fans angle for prizes in a catchand-release contest on Lake Champlain.

Various locations, times and prices. Info, 879-3466.

ARTHRITIS FITNESS: Seniors living with joint pain try gentle stretches and water-based movement. Racquet’s Edge, Essex, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 879-7734.

RELAY FOR LIFE: Walkers circulate all night by candlelight at this American Cancer Society

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 15.

etc ‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 15.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 15.

FARMERS’ MARKETS: See June 15, Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Info, 434-5273.

Westford Green, 4-6:30. Free. Info, 878-7405.

Route 15, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5584.

DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: See June 15.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926.

‘DANCING IN THE STREET’: At this art-project block party with BBQ, movers of all ages boogie to music by 35th Parallel and funk rockers Bubblin’ Upstream. Elm Street, Woodstock, 510 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3981.

KARAOKE PARTY: Grab a mike and lip lyrics over synthesized backgrounds at the Harvest Moon, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 288-8044.

QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: Up, up and away! Hitch an inflatable ride, then hear music, take in games and visit more than 50 craft vendors. Quechee Village Green, 3-10 p.m. $10. Info, 295-7900.

HUMAN AWARENESS INSTITUTE: Folks contemplate changing their lives and deepening their relationships at this introductory meeting. Gideon King House, 35 King Street, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-8484.

MERRY TIME

Shiver me timbers! Talking like a pirate is fun, and dressing up as one is more so. At the Kids’ Maritime Festival, it’s educational, too. “We’re encouraging kids to come in costume,” says Eloise Beil, site manager for the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum at Basin Harbor. Historic re-enactors become swaggering swashbucklers while showing off the museum’s ships and artifacts, and small deck-swabbers can make three-corner hats, tie knots, or try “tattoos” of anchors, stars and cutlasses. The No Strings Marionette Company raises sail on lake-themed puppet shows by local kids, and guest musicians include Pete Sutherland and Mark Sustic singing chanteys and spinning yarns.

Peg-leg stilt-pro Stephen Gratto tops it all off with juggling and jokes.

KIDS’ MARITIME FESTIVAL Saturday & Sunday, June 18 & 19, Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $9, kids free with an adult. Info, 475-2022. http://www.lcmm.org

SAT.18 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘FESTIVAL OF TALENT’: Ten superstars of northern traditional folk field fiddles, guitars, banjos and more. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 888-1261.

RATTLING BROOK BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: Down-home tunes from multiple bands play all day at this outdoor show. Belvidere Town Field, 11 a.m. - 8 p.m. $15. Info, 644-2751.

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SAT.18 << 07B VERMONT INTERNATIONAL CHORAL FESTIVAL: Vocal groups from five states sing in succession.

See calendar spotlight. Stowe Community Church, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

CHORAL FESTIVAL MASSED CHOIR CONCERT: A multi-chorus ensemble presents Argentinean composer Ariel Ramirezâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Misa Criolla, among other works. See calendar spotlight. Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, pre-concert show 6:30 p.m., concert 7 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

FRED BARNES: The singing pianist plays along with Vergennes native and Broadway vocalist Bill Carmichael Walsh. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

PINA ANTONELLI: Accompanied by guest cellist Mary Lou Rylands, this Vermont-based pianist plays works by Beethoven, Chopin, Liszt and Verdi. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 873-3022.

VERMONT INTERNATIONAL OPERA FESTIVAL: Tenors and sopranos offer arias from a selection of famous works, including Verdiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Rigoletto.

Barre Opera House, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 476-8188.

dance BENEFIT DANCE: The Reminiscence Rock & Roll Band plays with Fran Robideau & Friends to support scholarships for summer programs.

Holley Hall, Bristol, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, 453-5885.

CONTRA DANCE: Caller Will Mentor directs dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Three musicians keep the beat with fiddle, piano and accordion. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163.

drama MONTRĂ&#x2030;AL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DIAMONDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 16, 8 p.m. $21.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE CHORUSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 16. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MILLIONSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 17. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DESTINYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This Arabic action-adventure flick depicts the life of the 12th-century SpanishArabian philosopher Averroles. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-5510. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STONE RISINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Burlington filmmaker Camilla Rockwell shows her documentary about Brattleboro-area mason Dan Snow and his dry stone walls and sculptures. A post-film Q&A with the director and Dan Snow follows. Second Project6

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floor, Firehouse Gallery for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 864-6263.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356.

words DAN SNOW: The Brattleboro-area builder and craftsman talks about his book, In the Company of Stone. Filmmaker Camilla Rockwell discusses Stone Rising, her documentary about Snow at work. Borders, Burlington, 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-2711.

J. FRANCIS ANGIER: The native Vermonter and WWII pilot reads from his memoir, Ready or Not: Into the Wild Blue. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

DAVID CARROLL: The naturalist author of Seasons of the Turtle gives an illustrated talk about wetland conservation. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2779.

talks METEOROLOGICAL TALK: A member of the National Oceanic & Atmospheric Administration explains how weather stations measure info.

ECHO Center, Burlington, 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

MIGRATORY BIRDS: The director of Smith Collegeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Clark Science Center describes how songbirds use the Connecticut River watershed.

Montshire Museum, Norwich, 11 a.m. - noon. $7.50. Info, 649-2200.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SATURDAY STORIESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-2711.

CHILDRENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.

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BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARITIME FESTIVAL: Small swashbucklers enjoy puppets and pirate crews at a fantasymeets-history fair. See calendar spotlight. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $9, kids free with an adult. Info, 475-2022.

VATSALA SPERLING: The Vermont childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s writer and India-born microbiologist reads from her book, How Ganesh Got His Elephant Head. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

THATCHER HURD: Miniature motorists enjoy the author-illustratorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s newest book, Sleepy Cadillac: A Bedtime Drive. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PREDATORS OF THE SKYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15.

FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKETS: See June 15, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. â&#x20AC;&#x201C; 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-5856. Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m. 1 p.m. Free. Info, 586-8022. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

DOWSERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; CONVENTION: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PULL FOR NATUREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 16.

QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 17, 8:30 a.m. - 10 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MEET THE RAPTORâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Learn about one of the resident birds of prey and its species, and find out how it came to the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 10 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play. Amtrak QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 15, noon & Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 2 p.m.

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FATHERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: See CROMBIE STREET BLOCK FESTIVAL: The Middle June 17.

8, Skunk Hollow and five other local bands HURRICANE MOUNTAIN: Hikers ascend this rock games and a yard sale to support elemenAdirondack peak on a moderate, 5-mile trek. tary school groups. Crombie Street, Burlington, Call for meeting location, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, yard sale 9 a.m. - noon, bands noon - 7 p.m.

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Library. Old Firehouse, Colchester, 9 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 878-8849.

‘WILD ABOUT WETLANDS’: Participants canoe through a marsh, sift through muck or study vernal pools to understand why wetlands are important. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2779.

HOMEBUYING WORKSHOP: First-time purchasers hear about how to manage debt and appraise potential property. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 8:15 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 951-6290, ext. 3001.

SOLSTICE CELEBRATION: The Vermont Sierra Club hosts a BBQ and picnic with live music by the Geoff Kim Trio. Waterfront Park Picnic Area, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8324.

FOAL DAY: This spring’s Morgan horses show their paces as the newest versions of the Vermont State Animal. UVM Morgan Horse Farm, Weybridge, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Info, 388-2011.

BONSAI SHOW: Members of the Green Mountain Bonsai Society display dwarf trees. A critique and demo by award-winning Florida grower Mike Sullivan snips out dead wood. Mill Brook Bonsai, Jericho, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 899-3487.

PRESERVATION BURLINGTON TOUR: A stroll around the ’hood provides a new appreciation for downtown architecture. Starts from Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 863-1377.

NAVY MEMORIAL DEDICATION: The “Lone Sailor” statue commemorates Lake Champlain’s long history as a battleground, on the former site of the US Naval Reserve Center. ECHO Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-1848.

SUN.19 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘VOYAGE À PARIS’: Soprano Shyla Nelson and baritone Simon Chaussé sing works by Debussy, Fauré and George Gershwin, among others.

Pianist Mary Jane Austin Reynolds accompanies.

Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $15. Info, 658-7488.

FRIDAY 17 - SUNDAY 19

MUSICAL SHARES

In mid-June, when the Green Mountains live up to their name, composer and choral director Robert De Cormier lures more than 200 singers to Stowe for the Vermont International Choral Festival. Six groups from Georgia, California, Long Island and other locales gig out or offer open rehearsals separately over the weekend. On Saturday night, a huge outdoor concert pours vocal power into the exotic 1964 “Mass in Native Style” by Argentina’s Ariel Ramirez, as well as tunes by folk touchstones The Weavers. Picnic-packing early birds can nosh and nestle two hours before facing the music at the Trapp Family Lodge. Can’t make it up the mountain? On Sunday morning, several choirs sing at area churches before flying home.

VERMONT INTERNATIONAL CHORAL FESTIVAL Friday through Sunday, June 17-19, various locations, times and prices. Info, 863-5966. http://www.stowearts.com

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SUN.19 << 09B VERMONT INTERNATIONAL CHORAL FESTIVAL: Choirs from California, Georgia and other states sing at six separate services. See calendar spotlight. Stowe Community Church, 9:30 a.m., Shelburne United Methodist Church, 9:30 a.m., First Congregational Church, Burlington, 10 a.m., Puffer United Methodist Church, Morrisville, 10 a.m., Richmond Congregational Church, 10 a.m., and St. Augustine’s Catholic Church, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 863-5966.

KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711.

VERMONT INTERNATIONAL OPERA FESTIVAL: Actor Marc Andre Leclair narrates soulful scenes from Donizetti’s Lucia di Lamermoor.

The Round Barn, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 496-7722.

STUDENT RECITAL: Budding pianists studying under Richard Shadroui present their latest work. Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8188.

GEORGE MATTHEW: The award-winning organist plays the carillon at Middlebury College, then switches to the Mead Chapel organ for contemporary Irish and Russian music. Middlebury College, various locations, 3 & 4 p.m. Free.

Info, 775-4368.

WOOFSTOCK: A five-band concert including hiphop group The Fetish benefits homeless dogs and cats. Waterhole #3, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 3 p.m. $10. Info, 518-962-8604.

drama MONTRÉAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 15.

‘DIAMONDS’: See June 16, 6:30 p.m. $21.

film ‘THE CHORUS’: See June 16.

‘MILLIONS’: See June 17.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

talks ‘EYES WATCHING OVER THE BASIN’: A NASA researcher describes working with satellite data to monitor Lake Champlain. ECHO Center, Burlington, 2 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848.

kids

ers march in solidarity, then hear about what the occupation has meant for Iraqi working folks. See calendar spotlight. March begins at the top of Church Street, Burlington, noon, followed by a rally in Burlington City Hall Park.

Free. Info, 899-2856.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15.

KIDS’ MARITIME FESTIVAL: See June 18.

sport QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 15, noon & 2 p.m.

FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: See June 17.

NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167.

FATHER’S DAY HIKE: Dads and their families explore Lewis Creek in the footsteps of author Rowland Evan Robinson. Meet at Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 877-3406.

SUNDAY PADDLE: Boaters glide over Caspian Lake to the Highland Lodge beach for a swim and brunch. Call for Greensboro-area location and time. Free. Info, 223-1874.

SPRUCE MOUNTAIN: Families can enjoy this moderate, 5-mile hike that features a fire tower. Call for Plainfield-area location, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 223-0918.

WORCESTER HIKE: Backpackers brave 12-plus miles on this difficult traverse from Worcester Mountain to Mt. Hunger. Call for meeting location, 10 a.m. Donations. Info, 223-7035.

ROOSTER COMB: This Adirondack trek offers a moderate, 4-plus-mile challenge. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 863-2433.

MINI-E CROSS-COUNTRY RACE: Mountain bikers break out with a 15- or 30-kilometer course and a shorter loop for kids. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 9:30 a.m. $20. Info, 879-6001.

‘WILLSBORO WANDERER’: Cyclists choose between several 20- to 50-mile routes in upstate New York. Meet at Charlotte Ferry, 9:45 a.m. Bring ferry fare. Info, 865-2805.

SAILBOAT RACE: Rain or shine, “Don’t worry, be happy” is the theme for this weekly pick-up contest from the south point of the breakwater, around Juniper Island and back. Burlington Bay, Lake Champlain, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8183.

FATHER’S DAY CANOE CAVALCADE: Oar-workers bring their own boats to a new park in celebration of dads. Shelburne River Park, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4150.

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‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 15.

ESL GROUP: See June 15, 2-4 p.m.

DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: See June 15.

QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 17, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m.

‘MEET THE RAPTOR’: See June 18.

ANTIQUE GAS & STEAM ENGINE SHOW: See June 18, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m.

FATHER’S DAY CHICKEN BBQ: Rolls, pickles and potato salad set off savory poultry parts at a benefit for firefighting volunteers. Lincoln Firehouse, noon. $7. Info, 453-5797.

FOLKLIFE PARTY: Explore galleries and shops, then enjoy a gourmet meal set to traditional Vermont music by Margaret MacArthur. Café Provence, Brandon, town tour 2-5:30 p.m., dinner 5:30 p.m. $45. Info, 388-4964.

MON.20 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SAMBATUCADA!: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open rehearsal of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe.

Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 660-0420.

CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: This women’s a cappella chorus welcomes new members for four-part harmonies. The Pines Senior Center, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-2700.

VERDI DOUBLE BILL: Star singers sound off in scenes from La Traviata and Rigoletto at the final show of the Vermont International Opera Festival. The Round Barn, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 496-7722.

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BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of John Burdett’s novel Bangkok 8 talk about their progress.

Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-8001.

talks LINCOLN LECTURE SERIES: Dr. Deborah Richter advocates for a universal health-care system in Vermont. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.

‘IF THE PUBLIC ONLY KNEW’: Heath-care information-security expert David Sobel of Richmond explains why citizens should be concerned about patient rights. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘STRESS-FREE TAXES’: Two personal organizers offer pointers on what paperwork to save, and how. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4933.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 15, for children ages 3-5.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

‘SURF YOUR LIBRARY’ KICKOFF: Storyteller Peter Burns launches summer reading with water stories from around the world. Essex Junction Recreation Department, 2-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-6956.

SUMMER READING KICKOFF: Kids ages 5 and up get their faces painted, then look forward to books. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. & 1:30-3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘SURFING MAGIC’: Prestidigitator Tom Joyce shows his stuff during an enchanted afternoon. South Burlington Community Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

‘MILLIONS’: See June 17.

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COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See June 16.

LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7.

Info, 635-1769.

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WED 15 THU 16 FRI 17 SAT 18 SU N 19 MON 20 TU E 21 WED 22

FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: See June 17.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE: Disc flickers compete in pick-up games on the Westford Common, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1681.

FITNESS WALK: Green Mountain Club members and friends make strides for fitness on a brisk 4-mile stroll. Call for Underhill-area location and time. Free. Info, 899-4327.

SATURDAY 18 & SUNDAY 19

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 15.

etc ‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 15.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 15.

DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: See June 15.

‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening — before they forget. University Health Center, Burlington, various times. Free. Registration and info, 847-9488.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN: Caregivers hear doctors and emergency workers talk about safety and community awareness.

Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 373-0351.

PUBLIC RELATIONS WORKSHOP: Local businesswomen learn how to promote their companies at this networking event. Bixby Library, Vergennes, 6-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 860-1417.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘TOSCA’: The Opera Company of Middlebury presents Puccini’s timeless love story about the abuse of political power. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 382-9222.

CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: The 17-member Vermont Jazz Ensemble brings out big-band dance tunes. Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 273-2911.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

Saddam Hussein’s regime outlawed public-sector unions in the 1970s. Underground until the U.S. occupation, the Iraqi Federation of Trade Unions now boasts 200,000 members from Iraq’s diverse population, working in core industries. Adnan Rashed and Abed Sekhi, two IFTU representatives, visit Vermont as part of a national tour sponsored by U.S. Labor Against the War. A potluck panel discussion, march and rally let citizens hear firsthand how the U.S. war and occupation have impacted working conditions in Iraq. Some unions are gradually being outlawed, foreign corporations threaten to privatize the public sector, and unemployment is at 70 percent. Time to get to work.

IRAQI LABOR LEADERS TOUR Saturday, June 18, Trinity United Methodist Church, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Sunday, June 19, Church Street, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 899-2856. http://www.uslaboragainstwar.org

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Mary MacIntyre

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Sandy MacIntyre

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Grey Larsen

Normand Miron

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Ken Perlman

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<calendar > TUE.21 << 11B WATERBURY COMMUNITY BAND: Summertime sounds waft over green grass at the Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 888-9327.

ALLEY CATS CONCERT SERIES: Local fave Rick Redington plays for the lunchtime crowd.

Center Street Alley, Rutland, 12:30-1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 773-9380.

MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama ‘BIG RIVER’: This American family classic is a popular musical adaptation of Mark Twain’s The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $28. Info, 654-2281.

‘THE SYRINGA TREE’: Playwright Pamela Gien stars in her one-woman show about South Africa under apartheid. See calendar spotlight. Weston Playhouse, 8 p.m. $27-36. Info, 824-5288.

film ‘MILLIONS’: See June 17.

‘BAD EDUCATION’: Gay Guy World Cinema presents this haunting Spanish film about a young drag queen who was abused by his childhood priest. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812.

‘ARSENAL OF HYPOCRISY’: This documentary presents the ecological risks posed by the military-industrial complex’s drive to exploit space.

Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 225-8906.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil,

paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

NATHANIEL TRIPP: The Northeast Kingdombased author reads from Confluence, his memoir about canoeing the Connecticut. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

talks HEALTHY DISCUSSIONS SERIES: What’s normal female puberty? A doctor provides essential information for parents, educators and adolescent girls. Vermont Women’s Choice, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 863-9001.

‘EDUCATIONAL INNOVATIONS’: Child psychologist and author Bob Belenky gives an illustrated talk about three school initiatives in Haiti.

Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 5 p.m. Free.

Info, 225-8906.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 15.

Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:109:30 a.m.

SUMMER READING KICKOFF: See June 20.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free.

Info, 476-5118.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Budding readers grow through book-related songs and activities.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-0313.

READING RAINBOW AUTHORS: Young writers who entered VT Public Television’s contest for creators read their original stories. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 15.

TRAIL RUNNING: Cross-country racers of all ages train on a 5K course, with shorter loops for kids. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-5. Info, 879-6001.

EVENING HIKE & PICNIC: Outdoor diners see the solstice sunset from atop Mt. Hunger, then descend by the light of the full moon. Meet at Montpelier High School, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3375.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 15.

ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to U.S. military activities in Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 656-1926.

HOMELESS YOUTH AWARENESS DAY: Community members tour a new clinic for runaway teens. Community Health Center of Burlington, 3:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309, ext. 191.

338 Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3445.

SUMMER SOLSTICE PARTY: Dancers, drummers, musicians and poets celebrate nature with a full-moon bonfire. Interfaith Path Center, Ripton, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7244.

CO-OP HOUSING ORIENTATION: The Burlington Community Land Trust offers an introductory workshop on this residential alternative. 179 South Winooski Ave., Burlington, 11:45 a.m. & 5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244.

HISTORY QUEST: Mystery adventurers follow clues to the past amidst the gravestones of the Hinesburg Town Cemetery. Meet at the Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 482-2878.

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etc ‘PREDATORS OF THE SKY’: See June 15.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 15.

FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 15, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

‘PULL FOR NATURE’: See June 16.

CATAMOUNT BUSINESS NETWORK: Local leaders meet and greet at the Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 654-7646, ext. 161.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up their linguistics — en français.

Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

‘MAKING SMOOTHIES’: Fans of tangy, fruity drinks learn the basics, then invent new recipes. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 899-4962.

WOMEN ON THE GO SOLO: An all-female group shares info, experience and support for single living and travel. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 860-2855.

VAGUE MEETING: Members of the Vermont Area Group of Unix Enthusiasts put their heads together for open-source computing. Room

Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See June 15.

‘PERFORMANCES IN THE PARK’: Cold Country Bluegrass kicks off the concert season with lively outdoor bluegrass. City Hall Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4605.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See June 15.

drama ‘DIAMONDS’: See June 16, 1:30 & 7:30 p.m. $15-21.

‘BIG RIVER’: See June 21.

‘THE SYRINGA TREE’: See June 21, $28-39.

‘NUNSENSE’: The Stowe Theatre Guild stages this rollicking musical about a group of nuns who organize a convent benefit concert. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $17. Info, 253-3961.

film ‘MILLIONS’: See June 17.

‘THE NEXT INDUSTRIAL REVOLUTION’: This documentary follows the movement to redefine the commerce-nature connection. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-5545.

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SCAVENGER HUNT: Kids in grade 2 and up become beachcombers to find surf-themed stuff. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, sign up for one half-hour between 2-4 p.m.

Registration and info, 878-6956. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SURF THE COMPUTERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Young readers ages 814 learn how to find and read online book reviews. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

SUMMER READING KICKOFF: Joey the Clown goofs around with magic tricks in a funny sideshow to reading registration. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

See exhibitions in Section A.

talks DEATH PENALTY SPEAK-OUT: In a panel discussion, a former death row inmate, the brother of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unabomberâ&#x20AC;? Ted Kaczynski, and two other speakers talk about Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s attitudes toward capital punishment. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-2345, ext. 3. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PAT PETERSONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S WILLISTONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: UVM history professor Paul Searls looks at the life of one of his townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s best-loved residents. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

COMMUNITY PLANNING DISCUSSION: Village dwellers share visions of their town years from now. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

SPIRITUAL LECTURE: Pandit Rajmani Tigunait, head of the Himalayan Institute, talks about the relationship between spirituality and prosperity. Maryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5547.

ENVIRONMENTAL LAW SERIES: Legal types look at the successes and failures of the Endangered Species Act. Map Room, Debevoise Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon. Free. Info, 831-1332. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Families weigh the costs and benefits of this type of insurance. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0989.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 15.

QUECHEE GORGE TOUR: See June 15.

BACKROADS RIDE: See June 15.

MOUNTAIN BIKE RACES: See June 15.

HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. Bayside Park, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 318-5527.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 15.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PREDATORS OF THE SKYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 15.

ESL GROUP: See June 15.

LAUGHING CLUB: See June 15.

CHESS GROUP: See June 15.

KNITTING POSSE: See June 15.

FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: See June 15.

FREE WI-FI DAY: See June 15.

CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See June 15.

CHURCH SUPPER: Italian chicken, corn-onthe-cob and a vegetarian main dish bring in supper at the Richmond Congregational Church, 5:30 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2053.

CHICKEN BBQ: Diners raise money for Fourth of July festivities by adding potato salad and beans to their half or quarter birds.

Bristol Village Green, 5:30 p.m. $6-8. Info, 453-2278. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BUSINESS AFTER HOURSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce hosts networking and entertainment at the ECHO Center, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15.

Registration and info, 863-3489, ext. 211. m

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See June 15.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See June 15.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 15.

BIRD FEEDING: See June 15.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See June 15.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 15.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 15.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See June 15.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: See June 15.

MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MOVING & GROOVINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15.

READING RAINBOW AUTHORS: See June 21, 3 p.m.

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If South Africa under apartheid could be put in a nutshell, that nut would surely have fallen from The Syringa Tree. Playwright Pamela Gien grew up in Johannesburg. Her Obie Award-winning drama is told through the eyes of a young girl. Black, white, young, old, â&#x20AC;&#x201D; more than two dozen characters are portrayed by Gien. Her director, Larry Moss, also coached actresses Helen Hunt and Hilary Swank to Oscar-winning roles in As Good As It Gets and Boys Donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t Cry, respectively. The Weston Playhouse is one of only three U.S. theaters in which Gien has starred in the one-woman show herself. Expect a fabulous and moving performance.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE SYRINGA TREEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Tuesday through Sunday, June 21-26, and Tuesday through Saturday, June 28 - July 2, Weston Playhouse, various times and prices. Info, 824-5288. http://www.westonplayhouse.org

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<classes> Written by Katherine Reilly-FitzPatrick. Class listings are $15 per week or $50 for four weeks. All class listings must be pre-paid and are subject to editing for space and style.

Send info with check or complete credit-card information, including exact name on card, and billing address to: Classes, SEVEN DAYS, P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164.

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ACTING FOR FILM, TEEN WORKSHOP: August 5-7, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Info, 802-318-8555 or visit www.thoreast.com. Ages 14-18.

Experience this intensive acting workshop in which students perform scenes from recent and legendary films. Guest speaker, Amanda MacDonald, will join us on the last day of the workshop to talk about and answer any questions on being a young actor in Hollywood. Amanda has guest starred in popular shows such as: “Judging Amy”, “Touched by an Angel”, “8 Simple Rules” and “Grey’s Anatomy”. No experience necessary. Hurry, space is limited!

PROFESSIONAL FILM ACTING CLASSES: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 318-8555, http://www.thoreast.com or http://www.cameronthor.com.

Vermont native actor and acting coach Jock MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world. It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars. Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses.

Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartending school.com.

Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.

art ABSOLUTE SUMMER ART CLASSES WITH MAGGIE STANDLEY OF WINGSPAN PAINTING STUDIO: The Essential Plein-Air Painting and Drawing Workshop, June 20 through 24 or August 15 through 19, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $275. Here’s an opportunity to learn everything you need to know about outdoor creation at some of the area’s most breathtaking sites. This is a great intensive workshop for the beginner and the experienced artist to create from the source, develop technique and discover untapped abilities. To See Or Not To See; A Refreshing Drawing and Painting Class, Thursdays, July 7 through August 11, 5:30-7 p.m. $125.

We’ll explore materials, techniques and the art of seeing in this invigorating class. Open to all levels, come ready to work from the model, still life and your imagination. Info, 802-233-7676, maggiestandley@yahoo.com or visit: www.artvt.com/ painters/standley. Maggie Standley, instructor, has taught throughout the area and beyond since 1993. Her exhibits date to 1994 and she has received numerous artist’s grants. She has a decorative painting and mural business, Wingspan Painting Studio.

While teaching, she strives to encourage diversity of ideas and artistic methods, cultivate wonder and create an atmosphere where the duality between right and wrong can blossom into one’s own artistic expression.

FINDING A PERSONAL ARTISTIC VOICE: Instructed by Michael Gray. Saturday, June 25, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $45. Info, 985-3648. In this workshop we will explore “Be Yourself and Do It Your Own Way.” We will look at the artwork of several GRACE artists who have done just this, discovered and developed their own artistic voice. With plenty of hands-on art making, we will playfully search for that artistic voice within ourselves. No experience is necessary! The most important criterion for this workshop is a strong interest and curiosity to try your own hand. If you have an interest but think you can’t, this workshop is perfect for you.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, CALLIGRAPHY AND AIKIDO WORKSHOP WITH PAMELA RICKARD: Wednesday and Thursday, July 6 and 7, 10 a.m. - noon at the Aikido Center and 2-4 p.m. at FCVA. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This is a joint offering with UVM and an opportunity not to be missed! Aikido has been described as an intimate dance and a powerful meditation. During the morning session at the Aikido Center, students will explore Aikido movement in its simplest form to discover some of the principles of “grace under pressure.” At the Firehouse in the afternoon, students will explore Japanese calligraphy. Beginning with simple strokes and small brushes, students will graduate to more complex technical forms and larger brushes. This class will illustrate and illuminate the movements and spirit of each student.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, CRUISIN’ THE FIREHOUSE STUDIOS: Tuesdays, July 12 through August 30, 68:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com.

Check out our fabulous studios! Over the eight weeks, hop from site to site spending two evenings in the clay studio, print studio, drawing/painting studio and the darkroom. Each class is unique, yet they form a sequential exploration opportunity. Don’t miss it!

STAINED GLASS WORKSHOPS, COPPER FOIL METHOD: Instructed

by Gretchen Begnoche. June 17, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. Learn a craft that you can do at home and make things to beautify your surroundings. Two-day introductory stained glass workshop for beginners to learn the Tiffany copper foil method of constructing stained glass. Select one of ten patterns available. Learn to select glass colors, cut glass, apply copper foil, solder and finish a panel. All materials will be supplied for this workshop.

camps NEW HALF-DAY CAMPS: June 20 through 24. Clay for Kids, 9 a.m.

- noon, ages 9-12. Discover the joys of functional art by learning both the wheel and handbuilding. Students will make at least one bowl on the wheel and will learn pinch, slab and coil handbuilding methods. Each student will apply what he or she had learned in handbuilding to make projects of his/her own design.

Get Graphic: Comic Booking, 1-4 p.m., ages 9-12. Have you ever wanted to design your super heroes or anime figures? You will get the tools and skills to draw in a graphic style, work on your own characters and will end by putting it all together in a comic book. What a Relief, Personal Totems, 1-4 p.m., ages 9-12. Using your own symbols and designs, carve a relief into a clay totem, then learn to make a waste mold for a plaster cast. Shelburne Craft School. $95 per week. Info, 985-3648.

NEW HALF-DAY CAMPS: June 27 through July 1. Color Explosion, 9 a.m. — noon, ages 9-12. Expand your knowledge of color and use it on the canvas to work in different styles. Students will work en plein air to create impressionist landscapes as weather allows, while simultaneously working on a second “indoor” painting in the style of an artist of their own choosing. Acrylics and watercolors. Op Makes It Pop, 9 a.m. - noon, ages 6-10. Create an optical illusion using color and designs based on the op artists– you won’t believe what you can do! Oil Painting, 1-4 p.m., ages 9-12. Work with water-based oils in the style of an artist of your choosing and learn a little about art history in the process. Supersize It!, 9 a.m. - noon, ages 9-12 and 1-4 p.m., ages 6-12. Ordinary objects take on a new personality in a different scale. You’ll feel like Alice in Wonderland as you and your class take an ordinary object and build it in an extraordinary size with papier mâché. Imagine a huge spoon, or turtle or skateboard, then make it! Paint will provide the finishing touch. Size is only limited to the size of the door. Shelburne Craft School. $95 per week. Info, 985-3648.

NEW HALF-DAY CAMPS: July 5 through 8. Beautiful Beads, 9 a.m.

- noon, ages 9-14. Make your own beaded jewelry and dazzle your friends. Beginnings in Clay, 9 a.m. - noon, ages 6-8.

Younger kids get their first exposure to the wheel with help learning to center, drop a hole and raise walls to make their own bowls. Handbuilding techniques will allow kids to make their own small sculptures. Beginning Jewelry, 1-4 p.m., ages 14-16.

Working in silver, nickel, copper and/or nugold, students will design and create a soldered piece of their own design. Cast Plaster Sculpture, 1-4 p.m., ages 12-16. Carve a sculpture out of clay and cast the final piece in plaster using a waste mold.

Shelburne Craft School. $78. Info, 985-3648.

NEW HALF-DAY CAMPS: July 25 through 29. Clay for Kids, 9 a.m.

- noon, ages 9-12. Discover the joys of functional art by learning both the wheel and handbuilding. Students will make at least one bowl on the wheel and will learn pinch, slab and coil handbuilding methods. Each student will apply what he or she had learned in handbuilding to make projects of his/her own design.

Op Makes It Pop, 9 a.m. - noon, ages 6-10. Create an optical illusion using color and designs based on the op artists — you won’t believe what you can do! Get Graphic: Comic Booking, 1-4 p.m., ages 9-12. Have you ever wanted to design your own super heroes or anime figures? You will get the tools and skills to draw in a graphic style, work on your own characters and will end by putting it all together in a comic book. Shelburne Craft School. $95 per week. Info, 985-3648.

SHELBURNE CRAFT SCHOOL SUMMER ART CAMP: Begins June 20 and has weekly sessions through August 5. Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. For children ages 6-11. Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. Kids will work with paint (watercolor, tempera, acrylic, pastel), paper, clay, wood, wire, fabric and other mediums and materials. Art projects are geared to each age group and kids have time to enjoy and explore each process. No hurrying! No pressure! Lots of encouragement and individual attention.

UVM BOYS BASKETBALL CAMP: June 20 through 24 and August 1 through 5, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Patrick Gymnasium on the UVM campus. $175. Info, 802-656-3394 or visit www.uvm.edu/athlet ics/summer_camps/b_basketball.PDF. The University of Vermont men’s basketball coaching staff will hold a basketball camp for boys ages 8-16. Fundamentals of the game of basketball will be taught. There will also be swimming daily.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CAMPS: June 20, 22 and 23.

Junior Princess Camp, 5–7-year-olds, 8:30-10 a.m. $42. Summer Art Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $45. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CAMPS: July 18, 20 and 21.

Junior Zoo Camp, 8:30-10 a.m. $42. Junior Transportation Camp, 5–7-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $42, $80 for both camps.

Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CAMPS: August 9, 10 and 11.

Junior Monster Cartoon Camp, 5–7-year-olds, 8:30-10 a.m. $42.

Animal Drawing Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $42.

Pirate Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 1:30-3 p.m. $42. Vehicle Drawing Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 3:30-5 p.m. $42 or $80 for both camps.

Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS DRAWING CLASS: August 16, 17 and 18.

Pastel Drawing Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 8:30-10 a.m. $45. Historical Girl Camp, 7–12-year-olds, 10:30 a.m. - noon. $42 or $85 for both camps. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

clay FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY & CRAFT STUDIO, TEAPOTS WITH ARA CARDEW: Saturday, June 25, 9 a.m.

- 3 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Burlington CityArts.com.

This intensive one-day workshop will explore the art of building a teapot with admired educator Ara Cardew. Through guided instruction, students will explore all facets of making teapots, including lids, spouts, turning, handles and decoration.

STUDIO TIME: Shelburne Craft School. $75 per month, which includes one 25-pound bag of clay, a shelf and firing for a reasonable amount of work. Info, 985-3648. Individuals with clay experience wishing to use the studio without enrolling in a class may use the studio during open studio hours. This option is available to individuals who have taken at least one class at Shelburne Craft School or have attended an orientation session. It is not intended for professional or production potters. Continued use of the studio as a non-enrolled student is at the discretion of the ceramics studio manager.

TEAPOTS AND SETS: Intermediate/Advanced Level instructed by Loretta Languet. Begins Monday, June 20, 6-9 p.m. with six- or eight-week option. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648. This six- or eight-week class will explore the fundamentals of creating your own tea service sets. Iced or warm! Course curriculum will cover lids, spouts, pitchers, cups and, of course, teapots. As a group we will work through the challenges of composite forms including the teapot and explore slips, stains and various glaze techniques to help embellish the surfaces of finished ware. Focus will be on unity of form and function, and personal artistic growth.

climbing FRIDAY NIGHT KID’S CLUB: Every Friday night, 6-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $25. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Kids — climb the walls, boulder in the cave, brave the Burma Bridge and play fun games! Parents — enjoy an evening out while your kids burn energy, develop coordination, build confidence and practice group problem solving under the supervision of Petra Cliffs staff. Preregistration required.

INTRODUCTION TO ROCK CLIMBING: July 9, August 13 and September 10. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes equipment. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Real rock offers real challenges! Experience the basics of rock climbing in a no-pressure, fun environment. Learn climbing knots and belay and climbing techniques.

ROCK CLIMBING TECHNIQUE: July 10, August 14 and September 11. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Rock climbing takes more than a buff upper body! It requires flexibility, balance and gracefulness. Finetuning your body movements will open up a whole new world of climbing. Learn in one day what would take you a whole season to learn by trial and error.

TOP-ROPE SETUP AND BELAY ANCHORS: Two-day course, June 25-26, July 16-17, August 27-28. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $160, includes equipment. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Learn how to construct efficient, bombproof belay anchors and safe, solid, top-rope setups. This course is essential for anyone planning to climb outside on their own!

WOMEN ROCK: June 18, July 23, August 20 and September 17.

Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100, includes equipment.

Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. It has nothing to do with being anti-man, but everything to do with being prowoman! Spend a day rock climbing with women, instructed by women. Learn tips and techniques that compliment the female body. Open to all women, all abilities.

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CREATIVITY 101: Wednesdays, June 8, 15, 22, 29, July 6 and 13, 7-8:15 p.m. 41 Main St., upstairs, Burlington. $15 each, drop-ins welcome. Info, 862-2621. Back to basics creativity practice through art, writing, movement, drama, sound, music, visualization and discussion. Rediscover your center, find balance, relax, renew, enjoy and share in a safe and open space. Materials provided. Gail Isabelle Klein, MA Expressive Arts Therapy, teaches that creativity is innate to all of us and that true engagement in the life process emerges when we return to our roots and play, explore, expand and evolve!

BATIK ON SILK: Instructed by Jen Labie. Tuesdays, June 21 through July 19, 10 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Craft School.

Members $90, nonmembers $105. Materials $50, including adjustable frame for each student to keep, $25 without frame.

Info, 985-3648. Create a beautiful silk scarf with your own individual design and learn batiking techniques to continue working on your own at home. Students will stretch their own silk and learn how to apply wax as a resistant on the fabric. Various painting techniques will be introduced, such as blending, salting and layering. Students will then incorporate these techniques into designing a 21” square piece of silk that can be a scarf or a wall hanging.

WEEKEND INTRODUCTION TO PAPER MAKING: Instructed by Cynthia Lewis. June 24 through 26. Friday night introduction, 79:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $180 members, $200 nonmembers. Materials: $40-$50.

Info, 985-3648. This two-day workshop, with an introductory program on Friday evening, covers the basics of hand paper-making, including pulp preparation, sheet forming, pressing and drying.

Participants will form their own sheets and explore the possibilities of lamination, embedding, collage and pulp painting. Further applications, such as relief casting, working with the highly translucent and sculptural possibilities of flax, and an introduction to both the different fibers and process of Eastern paper making will be demonstrated.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once-amonth, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Earthen Plasters, June 11-12. $275. Learn to mix and apply earthen plasters, most commonly used as a finish coat for cob or strawbale buildings. Carpentry for Women, June 12 through 17. $275. This course gives women a chance to learn general carpentry terms, tools and techniques in a friendly, nonintimidating environment. Innovative Lightweight Structures, June 24 through 26. $275. Participate in the collaborative design and construction of a small, portable, lightweight kiosk.

Ecological Planning, Design and Construction, June 26 through July 1. $725. This broad survey course will explore the broad range of issues of what is variously called ecological, green, environmental and sustainable design. Do-It-Yourself Home Repair, June 26 through July 1. $725. Tackle repair problems around the house; repair walls, floors, windows and doors; build a shelf and learn basic electrical and plumbing skills.

Architectural Woodcarving, July 10 through 15. $725. Using airpowered tools and mallets and gauges, learn to carve wood panels that can be used in cabinetry, doors, walls and furniture.

Info, call 802-496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on.

Celebrating our 25th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

flower essences FLOWER ESSENCE THERAPY FOR BODY, MIND AND SPIRIT: Saturday, June 18, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven. $60. Info, 802-453-4433 or visit www.Lightheart.net.

Discover the beauty and healing magic of Flower Essence Therapy.

Learn to make and use Flower Essences from flowers growing around us. Offered by Maureen Short, Healer and Flower Essence practitioner.

herbs HERBAL OILS AND SALVES: Saturday, June 25, 9 a.m. - noon.

Weed Farm, Lincoln. $20. Info, 802-453-7395, weedfarm@gmavt.net or www.weedfarm.com.

ORIENTAL HERBAL THERAPY PROGRAM: Begins September 2005. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net.

This class will meet one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, five elements, eight principles, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class will be appropriate for all body workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify.

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CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes on Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m.

Three-week sessions, beginning March 16. $30. Seven-week sessions beginning May 4, with no class on June 8. $70 for seven weeks. Classes are held in the Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Intermediate/Advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

TAIKO: Kid’s Beginning Taiko classes, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Sixweek sessions, beginning April 5 and May 17, with no class on May 30. $42. Kids’ Intermediate classes, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m.

Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16. $42. Adult Beginning classes, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16, with no class on May 30. $48. All Taiko classes are held in the Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

BACKSTAGE DRAMAS, AGES 11-14: Monday through Friday, July 11 through 22, 9:30 a.m. – 3 p.m. $450. Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Create characters such as the eccentric director, a hopeful, auditioning actor, the temperamental conductor, or a heartsick diva as you spend two weeks on the Flynn stage acting and exploring the theater. Be part of a troupe that creates its own unique play based on life in the theater, presented for family and friends on the last day of camp.

Returning participants welcome.

BUTTON WORKSHOP FOR ALL AGES WITH WILLIAM ACCORSI: Saturday, June 18, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $35, $45 parent/child. Info, 985-3648. We will create objects and sculpture using buttons, beads, wire and other found objects. Bring needle-nose pliers and as many buttons as you can. Most of all, bring yourself, and as a special treat, The Button Wizard (William Accorsi) will bring a collection of art stuff he has created to share with you. William Accorsi is a creator of whimsical toys and sculpture, and also a children’s book author/illustrator. The workshop will be hands-on and is suitable for all ages.

energy FUNDAMENTALS OF BRENNAN HEALING SCIENCE: Lecture, “The Anatomy & Psychology of the Human Energy Field”, June 24, 7:30 p.m. Workshop, Saturday, June 25, 9:30 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. and Sunday, June 26, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Sun Do Center, 9 Court St., Montpelier. Info, contact Johannes Otter, 223-3870 or hannesvt@adelphia.net.

EYES ON EARTH: Ages 6-8. Monday through Friday, June 20 through 24, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Ages 8-10. Monday through Friday, June 27 through July 1, 9 a.m. through 3 p.m. Both sessions led

by Karen Klami and ECHO education staff at the Flynn Center Studios and Echo at the Center for Lake Champlain. $275. For an additional $15 per day, parents may have their children supervised until 5 p.m. (8-10-year-old section only). Info, 802-6524548, registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org.

With ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, become a scientist and/or astronaut as you explore Eyes on Earth, a new, interactive exhibition featuring NASA’s Earth Observing System. Then spin into orbit and express your own interpretations of the Earth as you look down from a variety of perspectives, using theater games, movement and songs of space.

FACE TO FACE, CERAMIC FACE JUG WORKSHOP: Saturday, June 18, 1-4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. $45, parent/child $50, includes clay. Info, 985-3648. Join local potter Kevin Wiberg in creating your own “Yankee” version of a face jug. Or perhaps a vase? How about a grinning coffee mug to start off your day? This workshop is suitable for all ages.

TALES OF THE EARTH AT SHELBURNE FARMS, AGES 6-7: Monday through Friday, July 11 through 15, 9 a.m. - noon. $130.

Info, 802-652-4548, registrar@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynn center.org. Why does a duck have webbed feet? Why does a bull have horns? Children explore the beautiful setting of Shelburne Farms, ask questions about the world they discover and create stories and animal myths rooted in their discoveries. Participants share some of their stories and discoveries with friends and family on the last day of the camp.

YOUNG REMBRANDTS PRESCHOOL DRAWING CLASSES: Wednesdays, July 27, August 3, 10 and 17. 10-10:45 a.m. Ages 3-6. $38. Shelburne Craft School. Info, 985-3648.

kitesurfing/windsurfing KITESURFING/WINDSURFING: Kitesurfing instruction from day one through getting air. Windsurfing: Learn in 2 hours on light and efficient, modern equipment. Based in Burlington. Info, 802496-9691, rachael@stormboarding.com or visit www.stormboard ing.com. Stormboarding provides all riding and sailing equipment for group or individual lessons as well as professional, insured instruction with an emphasis on safety and an experience tailored to your learning style and speed.

language BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestand ley@yahoo.com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standle, has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa.

She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo.

FRENCH CLASSES: Classes begin June 21. Tuesdays in Montpelier and at the Gailer School on Shelburne Rd., South Burlington.

Info, contact Leah, 802-225-8913, LS916@nyu.edu or visit www.123spanishnow.com. Practice and improve your French skills with an energetic and motivating individual experienced at teaching individuals and small groups. All ages and language levels are welcome.

SPANISH CLASSES: Classes begin in June. Courses conveniently located at the Gailer School on Shelburne Rd., South Burlington and in Montpelier. Reasonable rates, with instruction tailored to your individual needs. Info, 917-364-3123 or constanciag@123 spanishnow.com. Improve your Spanish comprehension and speaking skills with a native Spanish speaker and experienced teacher.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on July 5, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling. Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m. and Saturdays, noon-1:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington.

Info, 951-8900 or visit www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class.

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<classes> MARTIAL ARTS << 15B BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students.

182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702. The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous

by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced wing chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective system of selfdefense.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday-Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m. Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763; 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, 864-9985; 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 425-5764; 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155. Info, SaBomNimAllen@aol.com or visit http://www.MooGong Do.com. Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment. Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor and Self-Defense programs also available.) With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention.

TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available.

Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and selfcultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 7-8:30 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

VERMONT KAJUKENBO KOSHO RYU KENPO: Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Junction Fitness Gym, 57 River Rd., Suite 1027, Essex Junction. $80 per month, first two weeks are free. Info, 802-859-9656 or visit www.xtrememar tialart.com. Kajukenbo Kosho Ryu Kenpo emphasizes realistic, hand-to-hand combat training for the street. Kajukenbo is a combination of Karate, Judo/Jujitsu, Kenpo and Chinese Boxing. Kosho Ryu Kenpo deals with motion and displacement of the human body. Because of its realistic nature, Kajukenbo Kosho Ryu Kenpo is not recommended for people under the age of 15. Great training environment for both men and women.

painting ACRYLIC FUN AND FROLC: Instructed by Tad Spurgeon. Seven weeks. Wednesdays, June 22 through August 3, 10 a.m. - noon.

Shelburne Craft School, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. Express yourself in bold strokes in a class where the emphasis is on color, color and more color. We will paint large, in a brilliant range of quickdrying, user-friendly acrylics. Students will discover how to make color sing within the context of their own personal palette while simply having all kinds of fun. Material list will be provided upon registration.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, PLEIN-AIR (OPEN AIR) OIL PASTELS WITH GAIL SALZMAN: Tuesdays, July 5 through August 9, 4:30-7:30 p.m. The ideal medium for portability and spontaneity! This six-week class will take a fresh and nontraditional approach to nature using an abstract language of shape, color and texture. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com.

PAINT THE SUMMER LANDSCAPE: Instructed by Jean Cannon.

June 25-26 or July 23-24, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. Members $85/day, nonmembers $95/day. Half-day option $45/$50 per day. Info, 985-3648. Liven up your greens, experiment with more fluid skies and create more dynamic compositions.

This watercolor workshop, located at the incomparable landscape of Shelburne Farms, will focus on luminous color and personal interpretation of the landscape through direct observation. For those with some watercolor experience. Jean earned a BA in Art Education Johnson State College and also studied art at the University of Wisconsin and Vermont Studio Center. She has been a restoration artist, a freelance fiber artist and a teacher of art to adults and children at several schools and art organizations in Vermont, including Shelburne Craft School.

photography CENTER FOR PHOTOGRAPHIC STUDIES, SUMMER 2005 CLASSES: June 18, Darkroom Crash Course. June 19, Photographing Flowers. June 22, Introduction to Black-and-White Photography, five classes and one field shoot. July 7, Nature Photography, five classes, four field shoots. July 17, Introduction to the Manual Camera. August 6 and 17, Photographing Architecture and Monuments. Third floor at Studio Place Arts, 201 N. Main St., Barre. Info, 479-4127 or visit www.center4photostudies.org, or pick up our flyer at any central Vermont photo store.

DOCUMENTARY PHOTOGRAPHY: CAPTURING THE SPIRIT OF THE INTERVALE WITH SCOTT BRIGHTWELL: Saturdays, August 6 and 13, noon - 8 p.m. and Sundays, August 7 and 14, noon - 5 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCity Arts.com. Prerequisite: Manual 35-mm camera and black-and-white darkroom proficiency. In this four-session intensive workshop, students will explore the concept of documentary photography and its applications. Students will discuss documentary technique and the photographs of prominent, historical artists of this genre, such as Lewis Hine and Walker Evans. The group will photograph on location for two days at the Intervale and then use FCVA’s darkroom to process their film, make proofs, discuss editing and make prints.

This workshop will culminate in an exhibition in Burlington (location TBA). Bring a manual 35 mm camera to the first class, and plan on purchasing several rolls of black-and-white film and framing materials for one of your final prints.

FIREHOUSE COMMUNITY DARKROOM, MASTER PRINTING SESSIONS WITH WAYNE MARTENS: Mondays, July 11 through August 15, 6-9 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Burlington CityArts.com. Prerequisite is proficiency in black-and-white darkroom work. Learn darkroom tricks and secrets from an expert and become a master black-and-white darkroom technician. In this class, students will discover how to make the perfect print from every negative and gain an understanding of how to alter the contrast curve in addition to the contrast range. The instructor, Wayne Martens, was a professional printer in NYC for years and made prints for well-known photographers such as W. Eugene Smith, Ruth Orkin and Burke Uzzle.

pilates AFFORDABLE PILATES PRIVATE EQUIPMENT SESSIONS (REFORMER AND SPRING BOARD) AND SMALL GROUP MAT CLASSES: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes. $10/class.

Reformer private sessions, $35. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302 or www.pilatesden.com. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “reform” your body.

CORE STUDIO: Burlington’s premiere Pilates Studio has grown and now offers even more! Our ongoing mat and Xercizer bed program options include private sessions, monthly Passports and drop-in rates for group sessions. In our newly expanded space discover The Rolfing Studio and Thai-Yoga Massage Therapy, both of which allow you to work one-on-one with our certified specialists to reshape and restore your body back into its natural alignment.

Core Studio now offers small and intimate yoga classes suitable for all levels and abilities to discover and develop your practice.

Our expanded schedule now includes small group Hybrid Spinning/Pilates, PowerSculpt and Spinning with core strengthening and stretching series. Free consultation and introductory mat class still offered at our convenient waterfront location in

downtown Burlington. Info, 862-8686 or visit www.corestudio burlington.com. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming studio, our professional certified instructors and our energizing, newly expanded, “green” atmosphere.

PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Visit our bright and spacious new studio! Conveniently located in Burlington, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). We offer a full schedule of Pilates classes and private sessions, Anusara-Inspired Yoga, Gyrotonic® and Physical Therapy in a warm, welcoming and affirming atmosphere. Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction to the Pilates equipment. We offer Intro sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net.

poetry THE FROST PLACE ON-THE-ROAD POETRY WORKSHOP: June 25, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. University of Vermont, Dewey Lounge. $125, auditors $90. Info, 603-823-5510 or visit www.frostplace.org/ on_the_road_workshops.html. Lecture and critique workshop led by poet Major Jackson and The Frost Place Director, Donald Sheehan. To apply for the workshop, send $25 nonrefundable fee to reserve your place to Elizabeth Ready, 795 Forge Hill Rd., Lincoln, VT 05443.

qi gong QI GONG CLASSES: Ongoing classes where beginners and advanced students are welcome. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Qi Gong is a soft and flowing, self-healing exercise that is similar to Tai Chi. With consistent practice, healing from many chronic ailments can be achieved.

reiki SUMMER REIKI CLASSES: Reiki Level I, June 4 or July 9, $150.

Reiki Level II, June 25 or July 16, $200. All classes are from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. at Healing In Common, Shelburne. Info, contact Cindy Fulton, Reiki Master/Teacher, 482-7206. Learn this powerful, hands-on energy work technique in a small group setting. This ancient healing art can lower stress, decrease pain, enhance the immune system and speed up recovery time. Give yourself and those you love the gift of Reiki.

sailing CHAMP CHASER SAILING ADVENTURES FOR KIDS: The cost is $119 per person (4-person limit per trip) for the two-day Champ Chaser, and includes sailing lessons, experiential learning, meals and a Champ Chaser T-shirt. Info, 802-558-1517 ir visit www.sailkids.com. Learn how to sail, learn about Lake Champlain, navigation, weather, the stars and much more aboard a 31’ yacht.

Your child and three of his or her friends will enjoy two fun-filled days of sailing lessons, exploration, learning and an overnight stay on the boat anchored in one of the coves at Valcour Island. Or, parents are welcome to join in on fun to make this a true family sailing adventure.

SEVEN DAYS | june 15-22, 2005 | classes 17B

<LIST YOUR CLASS> DEADLINE: Thursday at 5 p.m. Call: 864-5684 email: classes@sevendaysvt.com / fax: 865-1015

shipwreck exploration

weight loss

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SHIPWRECK EXPLORATION: This is a unique and fun experience for adults, kids and families. Choose a one-week kid’s camp that also includes learning to navigate with charts, learning to fly the ROV and checking out the flora and fauna of the lake. Camps run Monday through Friday, 1-3:30 p.m. for ages 11-17. Cost: $185.

For adults and families we run custom Shipwreck Exploration trips for up to six people on a 2.5 hour trip for $150 total. Info, 802-496-9691, rachael@stormboarding.com or visit www.storm boarding.com. Explore Lake Champlain’s Underwater Historic Preserve without getting wet. We will head out on the Storm boarding mothership and use an ROV (remote-operated vehicle video camera) as our eyes. We will watch from the onboard screens as the ROV flies over Burlington’s exciting and diverse collection of shipwrecks. Maybe we will see some big fish or even Champ!

HEALTHY LIFESTYLES OFFERS 12-WEEK LEARN PROGRAM FOR WEIGHT MANAGEMENT: Ongoing 12-week sessions facilitated by certified Lifestyle Counselor, meeting various days and times in convenient South Burlington location. $20 per class. Info, call Kathryn, 658-6597, healthylifestylesvt@msn.com or visit www.healthylifestylesvt.com. Lose weight permanently and improve the quality of your life by using a proven-effective program. Small classes provide structure, support and accountability.

No pills, special foods or diets, just good sense.

ANATOMY FOR YOGA TEACHERS: Saturday, June 18 and 25, and July 10, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Montpelier. $35 per. RYT CECs. Info, 802496-4006 or visit www.yogamudra.com. Each session we will explore a section of the body, landmark, identify and correct specific problems in asana, improving our ability to “see” the student. Leigh Milne, RYT, RMT, PFT, Iyengar-trained yoga teacher and massage therapist has a strong background in health sciences. Leigh instructed at a 3000-hour massage therapy college and traveled twice to India to study yoga at the source. All styles welcome.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyo ga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative and Mahashakti. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com.

Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes.

Drop-in any time.

ITSY BITSY YOGA®: The Children’s Yoga Studio, Williston. Next Session, Fall, September 10 through October 16. Baby, (newborn to almost crawling), Tots, (precrawling to 24-months), Tykes (ages 2-4 years). Six-week sessions, only $8 per class. Also offering Pre- and Postnatal Yoga. Info, call Kelly, 802-872-8985 or visit www.childrensyogastudio. Introduce your child to the benefits of yoga in the first years of life! Learn more than 75 yoga poses and techniques, developmentally nutritious, that deepens parent/child bond. Delight in practicing yoga, discovering movement and singing IBY rhymes together. Children participate according to their ability, learning style and personality, learning yoga through repetition, play and bonding. Magic Poses® will soothe and calm any fussy baby!

LIVING YOGA STUDIO: Kripalu and Embodyoga. Summer calender in session. Multiple class discount. Drop-in available. 35 King St., Burlington. Info, 860-2814. Living Yoga is one of the oldest studios in town. We offer a warm and rich community in an environment that is noncompetitive and encouraging. Our students are all bodies and all levels. Our teaching emphasis is intentional yoga practice, with clarity, in easeful and efficient movement that helps students flourish in both body and mind.

THE JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: Anusara-inspired classes and workshops! Also flow-style, Kripalu, and restorative classes. Daily public classes and private/group instruction in our gorgeous, sunlit studio. Our studio is located at 36 School St., Johnson.

Info on class, workshop and retreat schedules, www.johnsonyoga.com, 635-2733 or charlotte@johnsonyoga.com. Join our vibrant yoga community in the heart of small-town Vermont. Our teachers are experienced, dedicated and inspiring, our students are just like you. Step into the flow of grace and reawaken to the brilliance of life.

UNION STREET YOGA: Kripalu, Eclectic, Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Pre- and Postnatal, Gentle, Restorative and more. Morning, afternoon and evening classes seven days a week in a variety of levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. $10 drop-in, $85 for 10 classes. Info, 860-3991 or visit www.unionstreetyoga.com. We offer small classes, a welcoming atmosphere, personal attention, quiet location and experienced teachers. Burlington’s hidden yoga gem, the most affordable and intimate yoga studio in town for every body!

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Gentle Hatha, Sivananda, Prenatal, Postnatal, Kids and Senior classes. Register for our six-week Yoga for Runners Session with Kathy McNames, Thursdays, June 30 through August 4 and six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga, Mondays, July 11 through August 15 with Jessica Petraska, 7:308:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100.

Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com.

Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels. m

spirituality INTRODUCTION TO MEDITATION: Milarepa Tibetan Buddhist Center in the Northeast Kingdom of VT, on 300 peaceful acres.

Info, 802-633-4136, milarepa@milarepacenter.org or visit www.milarepacenter.org. Philosophy helps us understand how our mind works, but it’s the time sitting on your cushion that will really transform your mind. Join us to learn basic but profound meditation techniques to calm the mind and train it in kindness and wisdom. Harry Jouris, long-time meditator, has a gentle and clear style that is sure to touch your heart.

THE ISHAYAS’ ASCENSION: June 21, 7-8 p.m. Spirit Dancer Books, Burlington. Free. Info, 802-849-6781 or visit www.ishaya.org. Ascension provides techniques for discovery of your divine nature. Reconnecting with the Source is the ultimate form of healing for the mind, body and soul. A 1st-sphere weekend class will follow the introductory presentation on June 24-26 at the Unitarian Church, $300.

TIBETAN BUDDHIST CHOD RETREAT AND DRIKUNG DZOGCHEN TEACHINGS: June 18 through June 26. 2 Elm St., Bristol.

Sponsored by Drikung Dzogchen Community, Vermont. Info, 802453-3431, ddcv@gmavt.net or www.ddcv@gmavt.net. Venerable Drikung Ontul Rinpoche will be returning to Vermont to lead a four-day “Chod” Retreat with empowerment, instructions and practice. Chod is the sublime method of cutting off attachment and ego at the root to ultimately find true liberation. Rinpoche will also give a one-day Buddhist Mind Training instruction and threedays of Drikung Dzogchen practices and instructions. Ontul Rinpoche is known for his penetrating insight, true compassion and warm humor. Ontul Rinpoche is the founder of the Drikung Dzogchen Community Vermont.

TIBETAN BUDDHIST CLASSES, LOJONG TEACHINGS FOR THOUGHT TRANSFORMATION AND CONCURRENT CHILDREN’S PROGRAM: Tuesday through Saturday, June 28 through July 2, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Info, www.trijangbuddhistinstitute.org. The Lojong Teachings of Geshe Chekawa’s 7-Point Thought Transformation show how we can transform our restrictive self-centeredness into loving kindness, compassion and wisdom. Taught by Zasep Tulku Rinpoche, visiting guest teacher based in British Columbia and Australia. The children’s program is for all ages, covering a variety of topics related to Tibetan Buddhism including meditation, mandalas and principles of Buddhist philosophy adapted for children.

TIBETAN HEALING CEREMONY: June 17, 7 p.m. 2 Elm St., Bristol. $20. Sponsored by Drikung Dzogchen Community, Vermont. Info, 802-453-3431, ddcv@gmavt.net or visit www.ddcv@gmavt.net. Venerable Ontul Rinpoche, a great Tibetan Buddhist master, will perform an ancient Tibetan healing ceremony with beautiful 500-year-old melodies and prayers. Open to people of all faiths. All proceeds benefit Ogmin Shedrup Ling Monastery in exile, Tso Pema, India, and the education of monastic children.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or http://www.elements ofhealing.net. Traditional Yang-style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

training NEW GAMES WORKSHOP: Tuesday, June 21, 6-8 p.m. Farrell Park, South Burlington. $5. Info, 802-656-9111. Come join Leslie Schreiber from the UVM Adventure Ropes as we play games that emphasis a cooperative spirit and learning atmosphere. These games are typical warm-up activities used for UVM ropes course programming at Farrell Park. Plan to have fun and be active! All ages welcome. RSVP appreciated.

wood BOX MAKING: Instructed by Stacey Thalden. Tuesdays, June 28 through July 26, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School.

Members $100, nonmembers $115. Materials $20. Info, 9853648. In this five-week course you will learn about the time-honored tradition of box making through lectures, demonstrations and creating a box of your own. We will focus on traditional joinery, contemporary designs, wood selection and other techniques to create your piece. Whether this will be your first woodworking class or your twentieth, this class will teach new ways to look at this historic tradition.

FINE WOODWORKING, INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED: Tuesdays, June 28 through August 16, 9 a.m. - noon. Shelburne Craft School. Members $164, nonmembers $184. Studio fee $30. Info, 985-3648. Demonstrations vary each semester, depending on the particular interests of current students. Wood joinery, basic lathe turning and routing techniques generally are covered. The instructor will review machine tool use and safety, but students should have a working knowledge of wood properties and construction processes.

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by Doug Jones and Tim Waite. Wednesdays, June 29 through August 17, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. Members $164, nonmembers $184. Info, 985-3648. Continue learning the engaging art of woodworking. Students will consult with the instructor on appropriate projects for the class. Demonstrations vary each semester, depending on the particular interests of current students. Wood joinery, basic lathe turning and routing techniques generally are covered. The instructor will review machine tool use and safety, but students should have a working knowledge of wood properties and construction processes.

INTERMEDIATE WOODWORKING: Wednesday through Sunday, June 22 through 26, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Shelburne Craft School.

Members $360, nonmembers $400. Studio fee $25. Info, 9853648. Immerse yourself in the world of fine furniture making. In this class, you will have a chance to begin building a project of your own choice. Demonstrations and individual consultations will be interspersed with time to work in the shop and develop ideas. If you have a basic familiarity with woodworking, this class will help you put your skills into high gear. Students will develop and work on a project of their choice.

INTRODUCTION TO JAPANESE TOOLS, A DEMONSTRATION: Instructed by Douglas Brooks. Saturday, June 18, 3-6 p.m., followed by a slide presentation at the gallery, 7:30 p.m. Shelburne Craft School. Members $60, nonmembers $70. Info, 985-3648. In the last 25 years traditional Japanese hand tools have become increasingly visible. Woodworkers prize them for their precision and, at the high end, their legendary hand-crafted quality. In this demonstration workshop a wide variety of Japanese tools will be shown and demonstrated, including saws, chisels, planes, marking tools and sharpening stones (students may bring blades and try sharpening). A short slide talk showing various craftsmen in Japan will complete the demonstration.

writing JOURNALING 101: Tuesdays, July 12, 19, 26 and August 2, 78:15 p.m. 41 Main St., upstairs, Burlington. $15 per class, $55 for 4 weeks. Info, 862-2621. Get in the practice of writing daily to record thoughts, feelings, process emotions, notice patterns, reflect and change faulty thinking. Together we will get started, share excerpts, look at different ways to journal, explore resources, and try creative journaling exercises. Gail Isabelle Klein, MA in Expressive Therapy, dedicated and passionate journaler for over 30 years, teaches journal writing as an ever-deepening personal growth exploration and spiritual practice every day you can release the past and begin anew.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “You

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Your

always learn your mystery at the price of your innocence,” wrote Robertson Davies in Fifth Business. In the coming week, Aries, your assignment is to disprove this assertion. I think it will happen quite naturally; you won’t have to exert yourself heroically. In fact, I predict you will demonstrate the exact opposite of Davies’ assertion: As you dive deeper into the secrets of your greatest mystery, you will reclaim a lost portion of your innocence.

assign-ment this week, should you choose to accept it, is to outdo the Dullest Blogger in the World. From a command post at www.wibsite.com/wiblog/dull, this mystery figure writes entries like the following: “I was sitting on one of the chairs in my house. My hand was resting on the arm of the chair. I drummed my fingers on the arm, thereby making a barely audible sound . . . I considered playing some music on the stereo system. I looked at some CDs for a while, but didn’t put one on.” And what, you may ask, is my reasoning for urging you to be more humdrum than this person who is renowned for provoking yawns? The astrological fact of the matter, Cancerian, is that you need to temporarily tone down your excitement levels — way down. Escape the entertaining melodramas for now, and take a rejuvenating excursion into lazy boredom.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): Taurus musician Willie Nelson is a premier talent.

Though described as a country artist, he’s really a genre unto himself. During his 50year career, he has written and recorded many great songs, collaborated with Bob Dylan and Paul Simon, and founded Farm Aid, an organization that raises funds to support family farms. Recently, however, he suffered a disappointment. Republican state senators in Texas shot down a bill that would have named a 49-mile patch of highway after him. They had a problem with the fact that Nelson smokes pot, is an exuberant consumer of alcohol, and supports Democratic candidates. Sound familiar, Taurus? You, too, are in danger of being cheated out of your rightful rewards because of some minor problems. Nelson didn’t protest his deprivation, but I think you should fight yours.

been playing by have worked fine for quite a while — not perfectly, but well enough. My sense is that their usefulness is almost at an end, however. Soon they will become counterproductive, no longer bringing out the best in you or the other players. I suggest, therefore, that you change the rules now, before they start undermining everyone. You know that old saw, “If it ain’t broke, don’t fix it?”

This is one time when that advice is wrong.

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(May 21-June 20): Here’s your question for the week: What’s the difference between deluded self-esteem that leads you to waste your time on impossible dreams and well-justified self-esteem that inspires you to seek a viable goal that’s beyond your previous level of accomplishment? An example of the first is the Louisiana State University student who declared himself eligible for the National Basketball Association’s draft, although he wasn’t even good enough to play on his college team. An example of the second is my talented musician friend Allie, who made a demo CD in her home studio and brazenly sent it to a big record company executive, who liked it so much he signed her to a recording contract.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The rules you’ve

ancient Greek physician Hippocrates is known as the father of medicine. Even today, the approach that he and his followers formulated remains a major influence, epitomized in the Hippocratic Oath sworn by all new doctors. His views on horoscopes might be shocking to some, however. “A physician without a knowledge of astrology,” he wrote, “has no right to call himself a physician.” I wish modern MDs would take that part of Hippocrates’ wisdom as seriously as they do the rest; the art of healing would be more efficacious if it included an understanding of patients’ astro logical makeup. Now please apply this approach as you revisit the ideas that are at the foundation of what you believe, Virgo. In

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LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): As a boy, the renowned Spanish matador Manolete was a sissy. He rarely played outdoors, preferring to be near his mother as he read books and painted pictures. Psychologist James Hillman explains this by suggesting that the youthful Manolete had already sensed his destiny, intuiting that one day he would be alone in the ring facing down angry half-ton bulls.

His childhood behavior was a way of marshalling his strength and shielding him from the enormity of the challenges he would seek out one day. Think about how this theme might apply to your own life, Libra. Is it possible that what you have considered one of your weaknesses has actually been preparing you to express tremendous strength?

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The only secrets you have to worry about are those you’re keeping from yourself. It might be helpful to know what other people are hiding, true, but the only way their covert agendas and sneaky maneuvering can hurt you is if you continue to lie to yourself.

Besides, there’s just one sure strategy for exposing the secrets that others are keeping: Tell yourself the naked truth about your own feelings and motivations.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s Feel Gratitude for Your Ex-Lovers, Old Flames and Divorced Spouses Week.

One of the best ways to celebrate is to stop thinking of your old relationships as failures.

Instead, regard them as classrooms where you learned valuable lessons about intimacy.

Think of them as practice sessions that helped you figure out what you really want a loving bond to be. Acknowledge the fact that even if you believe your former partners did you wrong, they were great teachers. I urge you to send them thank-you notes, or at least honor their memory with silent bursts of gratitude.

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(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): British medical researchers recently announced that, contrary to conventional wisdom, brief periods of stress are healthy for us — so much so that they boost longevity and enhance our cells’ ability to repair themselves. At the same time, the scientists emphasized that intense, long-term stress is still just as bad for us as we’ve always thought. If they’re right, Capricorn, you should be the picture of vitality right now.

The difficulties you’ve been facing lately have passed the Goldilocks test: neither too great nor too small, but just right.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): So you want to move a certain mountain from where it now stands to a place more conveniently located. Is that a worthy project? I don’t know. Here’s what I do know: The task can be done, but it will take longer than you think. In the early going you may have to work without the best tools and do much of the heavy lifting yourself. In order to succeed, you will also have to develop more stamina than you currently have. But all of these things would actually be very good for you.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): In my travels by car, I often see bumper stickers on which parents brag about their offspring.

Today I spied both “My child is an honor student at Newbury Middle School” and “My kid beat up an honor student at Newbury Middle School.” A new wrinkle also appeared on a third bumper: “I’m the proud parent of a rat terrier.” It led me to muse on how everyone has a parental relationship with someone or something. The vulnerable little thing they care for might be a child or pet or houseplant or plot of land, or even a machine or other inanimate object.

What about you, Pisces? Whatever it is you take care of, you should concentrate harder on being a good mom or dad in the coming week. Your ward or dependent or protégé needs you more than usual.

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UP TO $4000 WEEKLY! 11-year nationwide company now hiring!

Easy work sending out our simple one-page brochure! Free postage, supplies! Free information, call now! 1-800-242-0363, ext. 4200. (AAN CAN)

4 buy this stuff

157 K2 SNOWBOARD: Used once. Paid $500, asking $350.

Burton bindings included.

Accessories also available for additional cost. 207-751-8442.

2-PERSON BURLEY Burley Cub Trailer that converts to stroller. $150. Call 482-3534 to see!

45 CDS AND 75 CASSETTES: Rock, hip-hop, country, classical, new age and world music. $100.

802-238-4135.

ADIRONDACK CHAIRS: 4 Vermont-made collapsible chairs, plus 2 footstools. $200. 878-0645.

4EMPLOYMENT & BUSINESS OPP. LINE ADS: 75¢ a word.

4WELLNESS LINE LISTINGS: 25 words for $15.

4HOMEWORKS: 40 words + photo, $40.4LEGALS: Starting at 35¢ a word.

4HOUSING LINE LISTINGS: 25 words for $15. Over 25: 50¢/word.

4FOR SALE BY OWNER: 25 words + photo, $35, 2 weeks $60.

4LINE ADS: 25 words for $10. Over 25: 50¢/word.

4STUFF FOR SALE: FREE! (excluding housing and services).

4DISPLAY ADS: $19.75/col. inch. 4ADULT ADS: $20/col. inch.

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REAL ESTATE, RENTALS, HOUSEMATES AND MORE

All line ads must be prepaid. We take VISA, MASTERCARD & cash, of course.

ANNOUNCEMENTS, BUY THIS STUFF AND MORE

ALLAGASH ENDURANCE CANOE: 16 feet long. Fiberglass w/unique balsa wood floor.

Adjustable seat, new ash rails installed two years ago by Canoe Imports. $250. 864-6662.

ANTIQUE BARBER CHAIR: Perfect for tattoo artists, hair stylists, collectors. 1920s barber chair (Koken). Red upholstery, white porcelain/chrome trim.

Cast iron body, sturdy. Head rest, foot rest, working hydraulic lift. $1500/OBO. 802-318-0992.

BARECRAFTER ski/snowboard roof rack with locks. $100. Nolan Motorcycle helmet, black, medium. $80. 802-864-7480.

BARELY USED GARY FISHER Tassahara mountain bike. Paid $735, asking $450. Stored inside only. Call 207-751-8442.

BATHROOM SINK/VANITY TOP: One piece, 36”, composite with faucet. 802-865-5015.

BOY’S MOUNTAIN BIKE: Giant Awesome, black cherry, 14” frame size, 24” wheel size, excellent condition, paid $229 new, asking $95/OBO. 879-4482.

CANOE FOR SALE: White fiberglass, Winonah. Good looking! $600/OBO. 233-5621.

CANOE: Royalex 17’, green. Tiedowns for cargo security. $500/firm. 802-279-6700.

Paddles optional. 802-279-6700.

CAPRESSO C1000 espresso/cappuccino/etc. machine. Fully automatic, easy to use. New in stores, $800. Very gently used.

Your price, $400. Mike, 2380608, leave message.

DOCK FLOATS: Four Shoremaster 3 x 4 ft. x 16 inch high, 875 lb. capacity each. Brand new, $300 for all four. 802-658-0075.

DOUBLE STROLLER for sale, not a jogger. $40. 864-5195.

EMERSON PREMIUM CEILING fan w/globe light, 42” maple blades, antique brass finish. $275 new. Sell for $150. 802433-6073.

FEMI KUTI, Higher Ground, 7/12.

2 tickets, $20 each. Sold separate or paired. 802-238-0193.

FREE ANIMAL CAGE: 44”w x 72”t x 20”d. 3 1/2 levels. Great for medium-sized mammals or large reptiles. You pick up. 8657990.

FREE CDS, (3): The CD cover says “Are you in?” I don’t know what type of music is on this CD, but it looks like decent music. Call my voicemail or email me if you want the CDs. 660-0580, ext. 522 or jasonhuntervt@yahoo.com.

FREE DISHWASHER: Works fine but noisy. It’s yours if you come and get it. Call 864-5037.

FREE SURPLUS DVD/VHS while supplies last! Adult content, 21years and over only. A small S&H fee may apply. Call 1-800-2235811. Tell your friends!

(AAN CAN) GOLF CLUBS: Lady Cobra 1,3,5 W 3-9 Irons, PW, SW, Ping Putter.

Great shape! $250/OBO. Ladies’ Bike: Diamondback Wildwood, $100/OBO. Tires, 4 Dunlop 205/ 55ZR16, $150/OBO. 343-9618.

HOT TUB FOR SALE: 5-6 person, Sundance Altamar, 850 Series, 2001, incl. cover and Ideal E-Z Lifter. Asking $2000/ OBO. www.sundancespas. com/800Series/Altamar.php.

JEWELRY DISPLAY CASE: 38” high x 48” length x 20” depth. In excellent condition. Does not lock.

Please email info@pinecomput ers.net or call Liz, 860-0699.

KAYAK: Necky Looksha IV Sport, fiberglass, excellent condiiton.

16’ and 6”, Werner paddle and all accessories. $2000. Yakima roof rack extra. 372-8525 or 860-5025.

KAYAK: Recreational, wanted to use on quiet waters, needs to be under 41 lbs. No longer than 10 feet wide cockpit, foot rests, tracks reasonably well. 862-8758.

LADIES’ 14K GOLD RING teardrop emerald setting w/diamonds, $100. Ladies’ Citizen’s 14K gold watch, $50. 343-3463.

MAKE AN OFFER: 250-gallon stainless bulk tank. Lorraine, 229-9949.

MISSION ROLLER HOCKEY SKATES: Used, worn. Paid $250, asking $75/OBO. Size 8.5 mens, 10 womens. 207-751-8442.

MOVING, EVERYTHING must go! Sleeper sofa, love seat, living room set, DVD/VHS combo, birdcage, 30-gallon fish tank and lots more. 802-310-4967.

QUEEN-SIZE WATERBED for sale. Double baffle mattress.

Headboard and all pieces included. Just moved, not allowed in new place. Excellent condition. $200/OBO. Donald, 578-6017.

RIDING LAWN MOWER: Craftsman 15.5 HP, 42” TurboCool. Comes w/two-bin grass bagger. $700 as is. 660-3724, leave message.

SEA KAYAK: Current Designs “Squall” for small to medium adult. Excellent condition.

Aquamarine with yellow stripe, rudder, 16’6”. Spray skirt included. $750. 802-434-5224.

SEA KAYAKS and gear. P&H Sirius and Valley Anis Acuta, fiberglass, 17’, good condition, $800 each.

Also paddles, flotation, compass, etc. Tim, 223-1063.

SMALL DORM-SIZED refrigerator, gently used, 4-months. Value $175, priced to sell at $100/firm.

Call Jenn or Tom, 802-734-5699.

SOFA AND LOVE SEAT: Used.

Southwestern motif. Great colors!

Good condition. Best offer for both. You pickup. Call 660-9075.

SOFT RIDE BICYCLE: Solo.

High-end components. Excellent condition. $700. 802-229-2608.

SOLO LAKE CANOE: Blackhawk “Starship” fiberglass body, faded but great shape, maple gunnels need work! Caned seat. 39 lbs., 16 ft. $150. 802-434-5224.

THREE 21” MONITORS. $80/each, and eight 19” monitors. $50/each. Call for details, 802-863-1662.

THULE ROOF RACK: Custom for ‘93-’99 VW Jetta & Golf. 3 months old, perfect condition. $140 new, will sell for $75.

Sean, 831-234-8623.

TIRES: 4-Uniroyal Rallye M&S P235/75 R15 w/rims, $150. 4Michelin Rainforce radial 205/70 R15 nearly new, $150. Tim, 223-1063.

TWO 215-60R15 Bridgestone Potenza performance tires.

Plenty of tread remaining. $25/OBO. 652-9243.

UMBRELLA STROLLER for sale.

Dora the Explorer theme. Paid $30, will sell for $8. 864-5195.

VERIZON flip cell phone, color screen, speakerphone, 2 months old, great condition, comes w/charger & manual. Asking $110/OBO. 999-1095.

VERMONT CASTINGS Encore wood stove: 2001, excellent condition. $700. 456-1340.

VERMONT CASTINGS Vigilant wood stove. 1977. Excellent condition. $300. 456-1340.

WAGON FOR SALE: Bought 2years ago, $300. Never used.

Lucky’s Express Heavy Duty. Used as toy box. Will sell for $100.

864-5195.

WASHER/DRYER: Apartment size, no washer/dryer hookup needed. Dryer 6-month used.

Washer 2-years used. $400 for both or best offer. 318-0603.

WEIGHT SET: Bench press frame, chin-up bar, bench, barbell and 300 lbs. of weights. Moving, must sell. $50/OBO. You pick up in Burlington. 802-951-5871.

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YOUNG BABYSITTER NEEDED July 1 through 10. 2 children, ages 3.5 and 6. Must like boating, beaching and feeding carrots to horses. Full-days, generous pay. Call 985-3943.

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MT. MANSFIELD UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST Fellowship: A Liberal Spiritual Community. PO Box 150, Jericho, VT 05465.

899-5335 or www.mmuuf.org. We gather at 9:30 a.m. at the Jericho Elementary School on the 2nd and 4th Sundays of September through June for worship, reflection, growth and support. All are welcome.

WHAT THE BLEEP IN VERMONT! Looking for folks who are thrilled with (or curious about) quantum physics, Religious Science, Neville Goddard, Abraham-Hicks and others for group discussion and intentional application. Results? More joyous creation with like-minded others! Sue, 878-5062.

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Now offering online support

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17” VIEWSONIC MONITOR: Why buy a beige monitor when you can have a black one? 5 years old but in great shape. Original disk and cables included. $50 cash/OBO. 802-310-3326.

22” COMPUTER MONITOR: Lacie Electron 22 Blue II with hood, 4 years old, very good condition. $400. 802-865-5015.

APPLE G4 POWERBOOK with Final Cut Pro, 80 gig super drive, 1.5 GHz with other upgrades. 6months-old. MSRP $4000. Will sell for $2500/OBO. Transferable Apple Care warranty incl.

BRAND NEW WESTERN DIGITAL HARD DRIVE: 40gb. Ultra, ETA/100. $30. 802-238-4135.

COMPUTER: Custom-made with TV video card, 256 MB Ram, Pentium 3. Used for one year, never moved. Guaranteed. $250.

651-1070. iMAC SPECIAL EDITION DV: 128mb ram, 30g hard drive, great condition, comes w/OS 9.0 and Adobe Illustrator, Photoshop, & PageMaker for that OS, 250mb Zip Drive, Keyboard & Mouse. $450/OBO. 899-6717.

LAPTOP COMPUTER: HP Pentium 4, 2.8 GHz with 384 MB RAM, 60 GB hard drive, CD/DVD burner/player. Incl. Windows XP and original software disks. $700/OBO. Call 373-9074.

MICROSOFT OFFICE KIT: 2 CDs, Professional Edition, 2003. $50.

802-238-4135.

NEW COMPUTER, bad credit?

No problem! You’re approved, guaranteed. No credit check.

Checking account required. Name brands. 1-800-486-8136. www.bluehippoPC.com. Call now for free bonus. (AAN CAN) POWERBOOK G4: 12-inch + HP Scanjet 3570c USB. Processor Speed, 1.04 GHz. Hard drive capacity, 37.3 GB. Memory (RAM), 512 MB. $1200/OBO. Call 863-5710, ask for Erika.

VERIZON WIRELESS KIT: USB connector cable. Configuration CD, USB drive CD w/phone book manager. $25. 802-238-4135.

www.in-housecomp.com 864-7470 4 entertainment We make house calls!

COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, Web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing.

Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop.

Free quote, 864-7470 or inhousecomp@verizon.net.

EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn $150$300/day. All looks/types needed. No experience necessary. TV, music videos, commercials, film, print. Call toll-free 7 days! 1800-260-3949, ext. 3025.

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CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800-794-7310.

(AAN CAN)

4 free

CATALINA 5-SEAT HOT TUB: Needs work. Must pick up. Call 899-4102.

ONE 225-50R16 Michelin Pilot performance tire, plenty of tread remaining. Free to good home.

652-9243.

WOODEN SPOOL, 5’, good for outdoor table. Pick up in Burlington. Info, 802-434-3172.

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4 CHAIRS, oak pressback (new) $150. Matching hutch 78x36 with glass doors, $75. All in excellent condition. (802)893-4446.

50S DINETTE SET: Yellow with tiny black stars/aluminum trim.

Comes with leaf. kfauchea@ yahoo.com or 864-5470.

ANTIQUE OAK DESK and chair: OK as is, but needs refinishing.

Great drawer space. Once had roll top. 899-4256.

BEAUTIFUL VANITY: Black wrought iron, with attached, rotating mirror and matching chair, 2 glass shelves. Never used! Ready to be picked up!

802-370-9383.

BOOKCASE: 3-piece (each 2 1/2 W x 6 1/8 H x 1.5 D) solid cherry bookcase w/lights in perfect condition. $1100 new, will sell for $500. 802-878-0645.

BRAND NEW CHERRY end table with magazine holder. Perfect condition! Ready to be picked up ASAP! 802-370-9383.

BUREAU: Solid maple, Randolph Furniture Co. Very nice! $215/OBO. 802-434-4399.

COUCH, $50. Armoire $20.

Bookshelf $20. Microwave cart $10. Coffee table $10. W/D, $50.

479-7911.

CUTE ANTIQUE OAK drop-leaf table. Good golden finish.

Extends to 26X46 oval, $75.

Rabbit-Ear plank seat Windsor, $25. Fan Back Windsor, $15.

Burlington, 660-2667.

EXPECTING TWINS? Selling two very attractive (3-in-1) cribs, well built and sturdy with classic lines. Only 2 years old! 863-6521.

FULL-SIZE bed, wood headboard and footboard, 2-year-old mattress/box spring, $250. Also, low-profile Carrier window A/C, $50. 434-2161, ext. 225.

FURNITURE FOR SALE: Restored bedroom set w/3 dressers and bed frame- $1000, 1940 Singer table (no sewing machine) $100, Connair Bath Spa, never used $75. 496-6415, leave message.

KING-SIZE OAK WATERBED, headboard w/storage and lights, pedestal base w/4-drawer storage, everything but mattress, can be used w/conventional mattress. B.O. 860-0324.

LEATHER COUCH: Matching armchairs, matching glass coffee and end tables. $200. 372-8525 or 860-5025.

MISSION-STYLE FUTON chair converts to slim single bed.

Deluxe rich brown custom cover.

Looks brand new. Paid over $375. Asking $130/OBO. Burlington, 660-2667.

MUST SELL: Bed w/drawers & mattress $100; kitchen table $30; 3 kitchen chairs $30; office chairs $15; recliner $15; captain’s chairs $30. Call 802-318-8039.

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FOUND: PURPLE NALGENE bottle with note stating “Marathon training, be back.”

Friend grabbed it and thought it was mine. Call 734-0164 to reclaim. Sorry!

REWARD: Lost black wallet on Church St., 6/5. Left it on bench. Need Visa and license.

802-793-1321.

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WANTED: MUSICAL instruments. Will pay cash for old Fender, Gibson, Martin guitars.

Any condition, buy/sell/trade!

Free appraisals, honest, reliable.

Vintage City Guitars, 1-517-2424866. (AAN CAN)

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75’ OF HEAVY-DUTY SPEAKER CABLE: With plugs. $50, take it or leave it. 802-951-1966.

AMPEG BA-112 bass amp for sale. $250/OBO. Call Steve 8799661 or email Jack jfvscl@ntl world.com for more info.

BLACK IBANEZ acoustic guitar with handmade bridge! Excellent guitar. Paid $400, asking $200/OBO. Comes with soft case.

207-751-8442.

COMPUTER RECORDING SYSTEM: Power Mac G4, 800 MHz single processor, 768 GB RAM, PROTOOLS DIGI 001 software and interface. Mouse and keyboard, no monitor. Also includes tons of music software and plugins incl.

Reason 2.5 and more. $900 takes all. Call 802-310-7456.

DJEMBE DRUM: 16-inch head, great condition. $150/OBO. 802864-0097.

DRUMSET FOR SALE: 5-piece Yamaha maple custom Absolute, red. Hardware, throne, 14-inch hi-hats, 15-inch crash cymbal.

Drum, cymbal cases included. $1500/OBO. 802-633-2384 x118.

ELECTRIC GUITAR: New Johnson 6-string, natural wood grain finish, strap and bag, new Crate GT15 amp, TubeScreamer pedal, accessories. $95/OBO. 879-3451.

FENDER PRACTICE guitar amp.

Very loud for its size. $70. Radar detector. $35. Call Eric, 802864-7480.

FENDER SUPER REVERB: Early 70s workhorse, beautiful sound, unique features. Cosmetically a 7.5. Sound and personality a 10. $750. 985-1489.

IBANEZ ELECTRIC GUITAR: AX 1220-BBK and Boss distortion pedal. Like new, $500. 802-8655985, evenings only.

LARGE TOCA CONGA: Paid $400, sacrifice at $100, also antique zebra-skin bongos from Uganda, mid-60s, collector’s item $75. 343-3463.

PEAVEY 5150 combo amplifier.

Great condition. Footswitch and manual included. Asking $500.

318-3490.

PLAYER PIANO Euphona Inner Player, Cable Company, Chicago.

1920. Restored but still needs adjustments. Includes rolls and bench. $800. 651-1070.

SELMER “CENTERED TONE” professional jazz clarinet for sale.

Rated excellent condition. Vintage 1952. Appraised at $1500. Will accept considerably less. Quality sound, will be an excellent deal.

Ron, 802-644-5957.

USED SITAR: Student model, great for interested beginning sitarists. Comes with wooden case. $300/OBO. Email muertel lama@hotmail.com.

YAMAHA CLAVINOVA Electric piano. Full size, 88 weighted key w/bench and cover. Excellent condition. $575. Call Leia, 2386917.

YAMAHA UPRIGHT ORGAN ELECTRIC: Purchased in 1978.

Free if removed. 864-5971.

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DRUM LESSONS from a local rock musician. All ages, any skill level, various styles. Free studio recordings of your progress!

Take home CDs of yourself for study! David, 655-5881.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTING GUITAR INSTRUCTION: Relaxed yet disciplined arena. 20+ years experience. No-pretense environment fosters technique and creativity. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. 802-877-3624.

GUITAR LESSONS w/focus on music theory and composition.

All styles, all levels. B.A. in Music Theory and Composition.

Call Derek, 802-598-1882.

PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists.

All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions?

Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos.com.

PIANO LESSONS: Classical, jazz and free improvisation. All ages, all levels. Exciting and encouraging approach. Can travel. William Michael, 802-899-6700 or 355-6234.

SAXOPHONE LESSONS: Elementary teacher has a few openings for saxophone students. Beginners and Intermediate students welcome. Emily Ryan (from the band Mango Jam), 802-864-3268.

TRUMPET LESSONS: Graduate of New School University of Jazz and Contemporary Music in Manhattan. Ability to teach trumpet technique, improvisation and theory. All levels. 413-658-8618.

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COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

DARK GLOBE STUDIOS: Get quality sound, for the cheapest rates in town! Professional audio recording. Great introductory rates starting at $20/hour. Chill environment. All styles welcome.

South Burlington. 660-9584 or info@darkglobestudios.com.

UNION ST. STUDIOS: Singer/ songwriters and small bands.

Record your music in a relaxed, fun, creative environment. Fully professional equipment, 10-years experience. Record, mix, master, burn CDs, we even do album art!

David, 655-5881.

4 musicians avail.

GUITARIST/BASSIST AVAIL. Very experienced. Most styles: rock, blues and country. Professional, reliable, some vocals. Brandon.

Email dbonanzam@pshift.com or 802-747-4606.

4 musicians wanted BAD-ASS CHICKS WANTED for all-girl band: Rhythm guitarist/singer/songwriter seeks females for vintage and altcountry/rockabilly/rock band.

Contact 802-229-4427 or rachael@flychickpro.com.

DRUMMER WANTED for established, working, weekend rock band. Must be experienced, versatile, professional attitude, with equipment, transportation.

Commitment for one weeknight and weekends required. 8934094 or 524-2008.

WANTED: Dynamic keyboard player for retro rock band. Some vocal/guitar work helpful. 50s, 60s, 70s with some newer/original arrangements. Call Bob, 863-1570.

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8-WEEK-OLD KITTENS: Free to good home. Dog-licked. 2 orange tiger males, 2 dark, tiger females w/orange highlights. 863-5307.

BEAUTIFUL 3-YEAR-OLD MAINE COON: Female, spayed, all current shots. Must be only animal. Wants to live in the country. 802-338-0600.

FREE TO GOOD HOME: Yellow dog named Harriet. 5 1/2 yearold mixed breed. Wonderful, loving family dog. Extremely tolerant and gentle with children.

Ideal home would have a large yard or be in the country. Harriet loves to run and play. All shots good for next year. Spayed.

Lively and fun. 802-863-6811.

KITTY NEEDS SPECIAL home.

Sweet girl needs TLC. Petite, black, young and healthy. On her 9th life! Serious inquiries only, 310-8137.

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FEMALE MODELS WANTED for various G-rated projects. Free portfolio pictures, experience, possible start in business. David Russell Photography, 373-1912 or email rusldp@juno.com or www.rusldp.com.

4 services wanted

CHINESE TUTOR NEEDED: Eager student seeks native speaker of Mandarin. Will pay $30 per hour. Call Jeff, 862-1000 or 863-1561.

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ART VOLUNTEERS WANTED: Burlington City Arts is seeking energetic volunteer teaching assistants for our Firehouse Education 2005 Summer Camps.

We can offer you valuable work experience in the arts and flexibility in scheduling. Camps begin June 20! Please call Melissa Walker, Education Director, Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 802-865-7524 for more information.

BE A MENTOR: Artists, musicians, actors, singers, don’t you wish you had a mentor? Imagine the difference a mentor could have made in your own life.

Burlington City Arts is looking for creative individuals to be part of their mentoring program.

Make a difference in a young artist’s life. Call Robin, 865-7292 or email rperlah@ci.burlington. vt.us.

BURLINGTON GREEN PARTY seeks enthusiastic, friendly volunteer student coordinators to recruit students for Green Party.

Orientation, supplies provided.

Further info, Owen 802-3555247 or Jay 802-324-8219.

BURLINGTON’S INAUGURAL LITERARY FESTIVAL seeks volunteers. September 23 through 25. We’re seeking volunteers for several positions, including: Publicity Paragons, Decoration Divas and Dudes Angels for the authors and Festive festival hosts for the weekend of the event. Call Haley Rice, 865-9163 or Susan Weiss, 865-5816.

GOOD NEWS AMBASSADORS needed! The Good News Garage is seeking volunteers to attend local events and help inform the community about our services. If you enjoy helping others, meeting new people and attending social events, please call Carmen or Katie at 864-3667.

RECYCLE NORTH SEEKS environmental protection volunteers to help organize the influx of donations into our store and away from the landfills! Contact Lindsay Foreman, 658-4143, ext. 37.

THE VERMONT MARIJUANA Policy Project is seeking volunteers/interns for the summer to work on our statewide public education campaign. Flexible hours (10-40 per week). Duties include research, writing, booking speaking engagements and light, general office/computer work. This is a great opportunity for someone interested in learning how to affect major social change by working within the legislative and political systems. Call Nancy, 223-0800.

WHO BELIEVED IN YOU? ReCycle North YouthBuild seeks caring adult mentors for lowincome youth, ages 16-24.

Contact Lindsay Foreman, 6584143, ext. 27.

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ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

WANTED: Old paper-form food stamp booklets. Needed for a summer project for school.

864-5195.

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802-578-7276 Fax 802-660-2688 AFFORDABLE PROFESSIONAL photography. Weddings, children, portraits, events, sports.

Freelance booking now!

Portfolio and references available. Much less than studios, excellent quality! Call Shelly, 658-0244.

AVAILABLE FOR PET, CHILD AND ELDER CARE in your home. Bachelor’s degree and LNA. CPR certified. Kristine, 802-291-0006.

B-GONE REMOVAL SERVICES: Tree/brush removal, clean out apartments, houses, storage, garages, yards, etc. Rates by full or 1/2 truck load. We load, so you don’t have to! Dave, 324-0740.

DO YOU NEED A CREATIVE or artistic hand to help you w/your business? I come from an artistic background and would like to assist in a handson creative environment. Call Alicia, 802-279-0294.

HORSE BOARDING: Old School Farm. Quiet, convenient, affordable stable. Daily turn out. Lots of pasture. Outdoor ring. Riding lessons also available (hunt seat). 985-1180.

MOBILE BOAT DETAILING, fiberglass and jelcoat repairs done at your location. Call Allan, 318-1290. $25/hourly.

Quality work only.

WANTED: Ultra/exersaucer stationary walker with toys.

864-5195.

4 legals NOTICE OF PUBLIC FORUMS ON CIRC-WILLISTON ENVIRONMENTAL IMPACT STATEMENT The Vermont Agency of Transportation (VTrans), in cooperation with the Federal Highway Administration (FHWA), announces that three public forums have been scheduled for the week of June 27, 2005. The purpose of the forums is to provide the public with information about the Circ-Williston Environmental Impact Statement (EIS) Alternatives Screening Process and to receive formal and informal comments from the public.

The purpose of the Circ-Williston Transportation Project is to improve access to, from, and within the corridor from I-89 to the Towns of Williston and Essex and the Village of Essex Junction and to remedy existing and projected deficiencies including congestion, safety, and mobility issues (including movement of both people and goods), as well as related quality of life issues in the Circ-Williston corridor.

The Federal Highway Administration (FHWA) and Vermont Agency of Transportation (VTrans) are lead agencies for the project.

EIS Scoping has been completed and the next step in the EIS process is screening a long list of alternatives for meeting the identified transportation purpose and need. Alternatives Screening is the step before detailed analysis of a short list of alternatives; it is about which alternatives should be studied in detail, not about which alternative is best.

ROOMMATES.COM: Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit http://www.Room mates.com. (AAN CAN) SUMMER TUTOR: Elementary teacher is currently accepting kindergarten through sixthgrade students for individualized instructional support in all subject areas. Emily Ryan, Burlington. 802 864-3268.

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802-310-7740 The June Public Forums will introduce the long list of alternatives and will discuss performance measures and the screening process. The Forums will begin with a brief presentation, followed by group discussions, and a wrap-up session in which group leaders report back.

Please note that format for these forums is different than an open house or public hearing. The public is encouraged to attend from the beginning of the session at 6:30 PM and stay for the wrap-up, which will conclude at 8:30.

Forums will be held at the following locations: Tuesday, June 28, 6:30-8:30 PM at Champlain Valley Expo, Gate B, 105 Pearl Street, Essex Junction Wednesday, June 29, 6:30-8:30 PM at South Burlington High School, 550 Dorset Street, South Burlington Thursday, June 30, 6:30-8:30 PM at Camel’s Hump Middle School, 173 School Street, off Jericho Road, Richmond Facilities are ADA accessible. An American Sign Language interpreter will be provided for the hearing impaired.

Information about the CircWilliston EIS will also be available at the project website www.circEIS.org and at following locations: Burnham Memorial Library, 898 Main Street (Rte 2A), Colchester Brownell Library, 6 Lincoln Street, Essex Junction Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, 21 Library Lane, Williston Essex Free Library, Essex Center, Corner of Route 15 and 128 Fletcher Free Library, 235 College Street, Burlington Vermont Agency of Transportation

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7D SUPPORTGROUPS/LEGALS 20 Kimball Avenue, Suite 303N South Burlington, VT 054036805 Phone: (802) 651-1745 For special assistance or further information, call Jim Purdy at the Louis Berger Group, 800735-8999 ext 335.

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, July 5, 2005, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Preliminary plat application #SD-05-45 of J. Larry & Leslie Williams to subdivide a 7.97 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into four (4) lots ranging in size from 3.98 acres to 1.04 acres.

2. Application #CU-05-10 of Lowell T. Spillane for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations.

Request is for permission to construct a commercial parking facility, 1710 Williston Road.

3. Preliminary plat application #SD-05-46 of Diemer Properties, LLC for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) razing a 16 room motel and single family dwelling, 2) constructing a 6,000 sq. ft. 2-story general office building, and 3) constructing a 14 unit multi-family dwelling, 490 Shelburne Road.

4. Preliminary plat application #SD-05-48 and final plat application #SD-05-49 of Charles & Patricia Shea to subdivide a 9.14 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into four (4) lots of 7.01 acres (lot #1), 0.74 acres (lot #2), 0.69 acres (lot #3), and 0.70 acres (lot #4), 680 Nowland Farm Road.

5. Application #VR-05-02 of Andrew and Carolyn Fitzgerald seeking a variance from Section 13.04(A)(4) of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations. Request is to be exempt from the requirement that an in-ground swimming pool be completely enclosed by a wall, fence, or other substantial structure not less than four (4) feet in height, 1397 Spear Street.

6. Final plat application #SD-0543 of Farwater, Ltd to amend a planned unit development consisting of: 1) 85 residential units in four (4) buildings, and 2) 124 units of congregate care in three (3) buildings. The amendment consists of adding a fourth congregate care building with 26 units, Lime Kiln Road.

7. Application #CU-05-11 of Peter & Deborah Galbraith for Conditional Use Approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations.

Request is for permission to construct a retaining wall along Lake Champlain which is approximately 16’ x 97’, 68 Bartlett Bay Road.

8. Reconsideration of Master plan application #MP-04-01 of South Village Communities, LLC for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) a 334 residential unit traditional neighborhood design to include single family, two (2) family, and multi-family dwellings, 2) a 100 student educational facility, and 3) a community building to support a 35-acre farm, 1840 Spear Street.

Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board June 15, 2005 PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON PLANNING COMMISSION Please take notice that the South Burlington Planning Commission will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, June 28th at 7:30 PM in the City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont to consider the following proposed amendments to the South Burlington Land Development Regulations: 1. Allow caretaker’s residences for animal shelters.

2. In compliance with the amended provisions of 24 VSA Chapter 117, revise the following: provisions and definitions for non-conforming and small lots; conditional use review standards; home occupation limitations; accessory dwelling unit standards; group home standards; subdivision plat recording procedures; definitions of “day care,” “family child care,” “farm,” “farm structure,” and “Planned Unit Development.”

3. Clarify accessory structure standards for swimming pools 4. Clarify dimensional requirements for expansions into front yards of pre-1974 lots, height of chimneys, access drives,

CARPOOL CONNECTION Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed.

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Richmond to Williston: Looking for ride to the Fairfield Inn off the Williston exit, Mon.-Fri., 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please reference # 41106.

Vergennes/Fair Haven to IBM: Looking for two carpoolers to join existing carpool. Our hours are 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., Mon-Fri. If interested, please reference # 41105.

Burlington to Hinesburg: Looking for long-term riders. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m., with some flexibility. If you are interested, please ref # 41104.

Essex Junction to Burlington: Looking for one-way riders. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. If interested, please ref # 41103.

Jeffersonville to Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. -5 p.m., with flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41106.

Charlotte to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to the Waterbury State Complex, Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., with some flexibility. If interested, please reference number # 41107.

Barre/Montpelier to IBM: Looking for vanpoolers to share a commute. We work the N2 shift and stop at the Berlin P&R on the way. If you’re interested, we have space beginning Feb 2.

Please ref: IBMVAN. Burlington to So. Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., but a little flexible.

If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Jericho to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41055.

5. Clarify grandfathering standard for Traffic Overlay District 6. Modify buffer standards and eliminate warehousing as an allowable use in the IndustrialOpen Space district 7. Allow residences meeting FAA standards within Airport Approach Cones.

Copies of the proposed amendments are available for public inspection between the hours of 8:00 AM and 4:30 PM on weekdays in the Planning & Zoning Department at City Hall, and on the City’s website, www.sburl.com.

June 15, 2005 Marcel Beaudin, Chairman Public Notice Vermont Agency of Natural Resources, Solid Waste Management Program Notice of Application CSWD Drop-Off Centers located in: Colchester, Essex, Hinesburg, Milton, Richmond, and South Burlington Public notice is hereby provided that the Vermont Solid Waste Program has issued a Draft ReCertification for the following Chittenden Solid Waste District (CSWD) Facilities: Colchester Drop-Off Center, 779 Blakely Road, Colchester Essex Drop-Off Center, 218 Colchester Road, Essex Hinesburg Drop-Off Center, 907 Beecher Hill Road, Hinesburg Milton Drop-Off Center, 36 Landfill Road, Milton Richmond Drop-Off Center, 80 Rogers Lane, Richmond South Burlington Drop-Off Center, 87 Landfill Road, South Burlington The Drop-Off Centers accept solid waste, recyclables, and a wide variety of other wastes from generators within the CSWD. The Agency of Natural Resources (ANR) has reviewed the CSWD applications in accordance with the provisions of Section 6-305(b) and has determined that they comply with the Vermont Solid Waste Management Rules. As a result, draft re-certifications have been issued and the ANR is seeking public comments on the draft.

The applications and draft recertifications are available for public review during normal business hours at the Waste Management Division office in Waterbury, 103 South Main Street, tel. (802) 241-3444, the corresponding Town/City Clerk’s office, and at the CSWD Administrative office, tel. (802) 872-8100.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41053.

Hinesburg to Plainfield: Looking to share a commute to Goddard College. I work Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 41063.

Enosburg Falls to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute to IBM. I work 7 a.m. -7 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 41050.

S. Burlington to Rutland: Looking for a ride. Time is flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41048.

St. Mike’s to Ethan Allen Dr.: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Essex to Burlington: Looking for a ride.

I work Mon-Fri, from 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 41069.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri at 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please reference # 41046.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m., with a little flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41046.

A final Re-Certification will be issued for each facility without a public informational meeting unless a written request for a public meeting, signed by at least 25 residents, by the Town Selectboard/City Council, by the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission, by CSWD, or by an adjoining landowner or resident, is received by the Program no later than 4:30 p.m., July 1, 2005.

Comments and questions must be received by 4:30 p.m. July 1, 2005, and must be addressed to: Jeff Bourdeau, Vermont Solid Waste Management Program, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05671-0404 (Tel: 802-241-3484, Fax: 802-244-5141).

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 211, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

WOMEN’S EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS GROUP: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. at the Boys & Girls Club, 62 Oak St., Burlington. Info, 899-4906.

MALE SUPPORT GROUP: For men who have survived sexual violence. This group will provide a safe, encouraging space for survivors of sexual assault to share their stories with other men. Offered by the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 802864-0555 or the 24-hour hotline, 802-863-1236.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Montpelier, 12step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex and/or relationships? We can help.

Wednesdays, 5-6:30 p.m., 115 Main St. Bethany Church, downstairs, red door room. Info, 802249-6825. Completely confidential.

PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming.

Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment.

Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 8644285.

S. Burlington to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 6:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41036.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41042.

Essex Junction to Barre Town: Looking for a ride. I work 8:30 a.m. 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Shelburne to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41027.

Bolton to South Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 4-10 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41064.

Hinesburg to Burlington: Looking for a ride to UVM. I work Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41066.

Burlington to Poultney: Looking to share a commute to Green Mountain College. I work Mon-Fri 4:15 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41059.

Burlington to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41056.

Essex Junction to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41054.

THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for mothers of children who have survived sexual abuse. Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 864-0555.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. 2nd Thursday of each month, McClure MultiGenerational Center.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m.

We often have guest speakers.

Info, 847-2278.

CHADD SUPPORT GROUP MEETING: CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder. Every second Tuesday of the month at Champlain College, 7-8:30 p.m. in room 217 in the Global and Technology Building.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism.

First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http://health.groups. yahoo.com/group/AutismSupport Daily/.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up.

Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington. Info, 860-7812.

Marshfield/Plainfield to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. 3:30 p.m., flexible. If you can help, please ref # 142284.

Morrisville to IBM: Looking for ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142283.

Stowe/Waterbury/Richmond P&R to S. Burlington, (Lane Press Ind. Park): Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142280.

Montpelier area to St. Johnsbury: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 142106.

Randolph to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142114.

Barre to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142116.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

Barre Town to Colchester: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142121.

Braintree to Waterbury State Offices: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142130.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60.

Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated

by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski.

Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting.

Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester.

For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide.

Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m.

For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net.

Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 802233-3447.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m.

Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through.

Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources.

Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com.

Montpelier to Colchester: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 142133.

Barre City to Middlesex State Offices: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 4:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142134.

Waterbury to Burlington: Looking to share commute Mon-Fri, 7:45 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142136.

Hyde Park to Burlington (FAHC): Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142140.

Montpelier to Waterbury: Looking to share the drive Saturday through Wednesday, 6:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Must be punctual. If you can help, please ref # 142250.

Johnson/Morrisville to Barton: Looking for a ride 8 a.m. - 4 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 142254.

Hyde Park or Morrisville to National Life in Montpelier: Looking to share the commute Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142257.

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FORD FOCUS SE, 2000: 4-door, tan, auto locks, A/C, 80 K. 1996 SUBARU IMPREZA: 115 $5000. Good condition. 4-new K. Excellent condition, A/C, CD, Nokian all-seasons. Call Jenn, AWD. Asking $3500. Call Anne, 802-683-9304.

658-5051.

FORD TAURUS, 1996: V6, silAUDI 100 CS WAGON, 1994: ver/gray. Power windows/locks.

155 K, auto, AWD, loaded. Blue Looks good, runs very well. High book, $4700. Asking $3000/OBO. miles. $1000/OBO. Call 279-1950 802-482-2946, ask for Todd. for more info.

AUDI 90, 1991: Sedan, high HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: miles, no rust, some dents, drivStation wagon, A/C cruise, power en daily, many new parts.

1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 windows/locks, AM/FM, cassette. $750/OBO. 802-899-3307.

160 K. Many new parts. Peppy AUDI A6 QUATTRO WAGON, and economical. $2300/OBO. 1999: Well maintained, Nokia 802-373-3586. tires, roof rack, fully loaded, heated seats, power windows/ locks, sun roof, A/C, leather interior. 82 K. $11,500/OBO. 893-3505.

BMW, 1984: 318i, stored winPontiac u Cadillac ters, body excellent, many new parts. Asking $2400/OBO. Call Hummer for details, 879-4467. www. shearerpontiac.com BMW 325 I 1992. 135K miles, 5-speed, 4-door, sunroof. Runs Local: 802-658-1212 excellent, comes w/snow tires.

800-545-8907 Toll-free: $3200/obo. 802-888-1196.

BUICK LESABRE LIMITED, 1997: 121 K, power everything, 1030 Shelburne Rd. loaded with extras, very dependSo. Burlington able. Must sell. $3100/OBO. 8931398 or 862-2629.

HONDA ACCORD LX, 1993: BUICK LESABRE LTD, 1997: Good looking comfy car. Needs Fully loaded, V6, auto, FWD, dual new springs and transmission. climate control, well-maintained 176 K, lots of miles left to go!

by NS, highly dependable. Taupe $550. 655-4226. color, tan leather interior.

HONDA ACCORD VP, 2002: Optional winter tires. 121 K. Sedan, new brakes and all-sea$3100/OBO. 862-2629 (M-F son tires, auto, remote car days) or 893-1398. starter, well maintained comCADILLAC CTS-V, 2004: Sedan, muter car, excellent condition, 4-door, black, V8, 6-speed manu$10,000/OBO, 863-2192. al, RWD, A/C, power steering/ HONDA CIVIC, 1991: 158 K. windows/locks, cruise, CD, Bose $400. 802-229-1038. premium, OnStar, leather. 9360 HONDA CIVIC, 1998: Automatic, K. Best price, $39,872. Call only 79 K, looks and runs 100%, Shearer, 658-1212. nonsmoker. Four-door, great mpg, CADILLAC SEVILLE SLS, 2002: reliable. In St. Johnsbury, 748Sedan, 4-door, white, auto, FWD, 0168 or ptidy man@sover.net.

A/C, power steering/windows/ HONDA CIVIC EX 2003: 26 K, locks, cruise, CD, OnStar, Bose 5-speed, 2-door, blue/tan interipremium sound, ABS. 33,584 K. or, A/C, cruise, + 4 snows, well Best price, $19,676. Call Shearer maintained. $11,300. 865-6205.

Pontiac, 658-1212.

HONDA CIVIC LX, 1999: Asking CHEVROLET CAVALIER, 1991: $6900. Great condition with 58 4-door, auto, 112 K, needs some K. Includes new snow tires. Call work, (mostly exhaust). Needs 860-9584. inspection 7/1. $500. willette@ CIVIC VP, 1999: Clean, HONDA champlain.edu or 802-343-6824. well maintained, air, auto, green, CHEVROLET MALIBU LS, 2003: CD, 63 K. $7800. 658-0434.

Sedan, 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, JEEP WRANGLER, 1992: Army A/C, power steering/windows/ green, 4WD, hard/soft top, A/C, locks, cruise, leather, CD, sun Pioneer speakers, 2 sets rims. roof. 23,471 K. Best price, Many new parts, good condition. $12,419. Call Shearer Pontiac, 78 K. $3700/OBO. 802-527-0043 658-1212. or 802-658-6629.

CHEVY CAVALIER, 1997: 4JEEP WRANGLER 350, 1987: door, green, 144,500 miles. Well V8, 4WD, 5-speed, soft top, new maintained. Clean interior, no 32” tires, new clutch, excellent rust. Great car. Driven daily. vehicle, runs perfect.

Many new parts. Asking $1500/ $2000/OBO. 310-3335.

OBO. Call Christine, 655-7882 or KARMANN GHIA, 1970: 310-3978.

Convertible. Candy-apple red.

CLASSIC HONDA, 1972: CL450, Body in excellent condition, no magna red, a real head turner. rust. Restored in ‘89. New brakes 5932 original miles, new chain, ‘02. 802-482-4357.

Redwing shocks, tires and fuel LINCOLN CONTINENTAL MARK lines. Very fast and stable. Many VII, 1993: Runs good, 120 K. extras. $1875. 864-6662. $2000. 479-1491, for info.

CUSTOM JERACO TRUCK CAP: LINCOLN TOWNCAR, 1995.

Red, fits 2000-2004 Dodge Executive Series stored indoors Dakota. Quad Cab. (5-foot bed). for 6 years, excellent condition New $850. Asking $600/OBO. has UNDER 60 K miles. Asking 655-7882, Matt. $6000. Contact lawlor3030@ DODGE INTREPID, 1997: 3.5 L, yahoo.com, leave number to auto, 115 K. Great shape in and contact. out. $1800/OBO. Call 863-5397.

NISSAN ALTIMA: $2000. A/C, DODGE NEON SPORT, 1996: 4CD, excellent shape. Moving. door, auto, southern car, no rust. must sell. 802-878-4948.

51 K. A/C, AM/FM/cassette.

NISSAN ALTIMA GXE, 1997: Alloy wheels, very good condiGood condition, auto, power tion, all records. $2900/OBO. windows/locks, cruise, CD, AC. 893-3816.

Tan exterior/interior. All highway F-150 LEER TRUCK CAP: miles, 160 K. Blue book, $2695.

Fiberglass, fits standard 8’ truck 229-2704. bed, excellent condition, white.

NISSAN STANZA XE, 1990: 5$300/OBO. 443-417-6890.

5x2-send art 11/9/04 9:10 AM Page 1 speed, white. Parts car or fixerupper. Asking $200 firm. Jeremy, (802)598-5626.

OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, auto, FWD, A/c, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 29,006 K. Best price, $10,947. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

OLDSMOBILE CUTLASS, 1994: Power everything, good condition, serviced by my neighbor, ask him! Good car for college grad. Must sell, $1500. Call 9852080, leave message.

8:46 AM NEON, Page 1996: 1 PLYMOUTH Needs starter and engine work or good parts car. Asking $300/OBO. Call 825-5270.

PLYMOUTH VOYAGER, 1995: Needs new transmission.

Otherwise, runs great. For details and to make an offer, call 802933-5721.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE, 2003: Coupe, 2-door, beige/tan, FWD, A/C, power steering, CD. 19,682 K. Best price, $9855. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2004: 2-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/locks, cruise, CD. 29,263 K. Best price, $10,493. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2005: 4-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, cruise, CD. 17,302 K. Best price, $14,581. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SAAB 9-5 SE, 2000: Wagon in great shape. Fully loaded plus extras, ventilated seats, Thule rack, top-of-the-line snows.

Gently driven and dealer maintained. Safe, clean, reliable, comfortable ride. 66 K. $12,000/OBO. Must sell! 802454-7332.

SAAB 9000, 1995: 158 K, 5speed, power windows/locks, AM/FM/CD. Needs some work, engine is great. $500/OBO. Call Kyle, 802-310-1971.

SAAB 95 WAGON, 2000: Great family car. Dark green, tan leather interior, loaded, power everything, sun roof, new snows, 52 K. Excellent condition. Asking $15,000. 802-865-6207.

SATURN L200, 2002: Sedan, 4door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 27,802 K. Best price, $9977. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SATURN SL2, 2001: 55 K, green, excellent condition. 5speed, CD/radio, A/C. Asking $4500, recently appraised at higher cost. Contact Evan, 3106215 or evangl11@netzero.net.

SATURN SW2, 1996: 5-speed, alloy wheels, power everything, AC. Runs great! $300. Call Erik, evenings, 434-8558.

SUBARU 360, 1969: Sedan for restoration. 29K, w/little rust.

Complete. Needs title, good VIN & bill of sale. Trade considered w/vintage running small motorbike or $1100. 727-504-2824.

SUBARU GL WAGON, 1992: 4WD on demand, recent tires, brakes, clutch, paint. Runs great.

Inspected. 144 K. Asking $2200.

802-658-0302.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1995: Wagon, auto, AWD, power window and locks. Snow tires. 4 winters, salt free. Overall great condition. 143 K. $3300. 482-2805.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1997: Sedan, AWD, 5-speed, green, new brakes & timing belt.

Excellent condition. 2.2L 148K $4200. (802)655-9538.

SUBARU LEGACY AWD Wagon 1993. 190K miles, some body rust but mechanically sound, runs great! Maintenance records at Advantage Automotive. Great winter car. $1000/OBO. 343-9618.

SUBARU OUTBACK, 1998: Wagon 113K manual, A/C, CD, power windows/doors. $5800.

New inspection. (802)899-3512.

TOYOTA CAMRY LE, 2002: V4, gold, excellent condition. 56 K. Auto, power locks, ABS brakes, CD/cassette. A/C, cruise. $12,500/OBO. Must sell! 802238-4135.

TOYOTA MR2 SPYDER, 2001: 2door convertible, black, 5-speed manual, power steering/windows/locks, CD, Premium Sound.

28,473 K. Best price, $16,481.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA GL, 2004 5000 miles, excellent condition.

2.0 Liter, black, new summer & winter tires. $15,000 firm. Will email photos. 802-951-2400 / 802-862-5498.

VOLKSWAGEN JETTA GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, gray, 5-speed manual, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 11,138 K. Best price, $14,563. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

VOLVO 740 TURBO WAGON, 1986: 145 K, excellent condition. $2800/OBO. Must sell.

865-2372.

VOLVO DL, 1985: Sedan, runs well, 4 snows, reliable commuter car, 179 K miles. $700/OBO. 863-6587.

VOLVO S60, 2004: 12 K, loaded, silver, excellent condition. Moving, must sell. $23,900.

878-0645.

VOLVO V70 XC, 2001: Black, loaded, 59 K miles. Moving, must sell. $20,500/OBO. 802-878-0645.

VW BUG, 1972: Solid reliable runner in excellent mechanical condition. $2000. Blinky, 6446667, or email Jack jfvscl@ntl world.com.

VW GOLF GL HATCHBACK, 2001: 2-door, silver, 4-cyl., 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 FWD, A/C, power steering/locks.

CD. 37,479 K. Best price, $10,378. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington VW JETTA, 1992: 138 K. Fair condition, solid VW engine, needs some cosmetic repairs.

Teal, power steering, AC, sun roof. $750. Call Sarah, 238-0936 if interested.

VW JETTA GLI Wolfsburg, 1988, 16V 5-speed. Solid daily driver, very well maintained, low miles on engine and transmission rebuild. Sunroof, Recaro Seats $1400/OBO. 660-3294.

4 trucks

CHEVY S10, 1998: Good condition, inspected till 08/06. 134 K, red, short bed, 4.3 LTR. $3200. Buyer must pay in full with cash at time of purchase, no payments. 249-2286.

DODGE DAKOTA, 1994, 3.9L V6, 4WD. Fair condition. 114,580 K. Needs front end and engine work, tune up, new tires and battery to run reliably. Body good. $700. OBO. 859-0011.

DODGE RAM 2500, 1997: Long bed, 63 K, 4x4, sprayed-in bed liner, good condition. $11,000/ OBO. Must sell. Contact, 9992750.

FORD F150, 1997: Lariat extended cab, 4X4. Completely loaded with cap, 115 K. Great condition, $7600. 802-879-6595 or 879-5582, days FORD F150 XLT, 1995: 4x2, black. Texas truck, no rust, well maintained. Lots of new parts incl. clutch and pressure plate.

137 K, runs great. Tool box and bed liner, great work truck. $2250/OBO. 802-862-8843.

NISSAN EX PICKUP, 1997: Single cab, bed liner, 2WD, 5speed, AM/FM/CD, 107 K, runs perfect, bought in FL. Avail. end of July. $3000. 802-310-4967.

TOYOTA 4X4 X-CAB, 1989: 125 K. Body fair but inspectable.

Needs rear bumper. Blue Book, $2400. Asking $1500 as is, to a good home. 660-2667.

TOYOTA PICKUP, 1993: Extended cab, V6, 5-speed, 4x4, sun roof, CD, new exhaust system. Runs great, body fair. $3000. 802-651-6974.

TOYOTA TACOMA, 1995: 5speed, 4-cylinder, 4x4,190 K. Extra cab, bedliner. Must sell!

I’m moving! $3500/OBO. Any serious offers considered! 802238-0236.

TOYOTA TACOMA, 1996: SR5, V6, 4WD, ex-cab, many extras. $4500. 802-999-7448.

TOYOTA TRUCK, 1994: Clean truck, recently brought up from Virginia. 85 K, 4WD, commuter truck, well maintained. $5800.

Inspected, never worked or abused. 802-586-8079.

4 vans

8:46 AM PagePANEL 1 CHEVY 3/4-TON VAN, 1993: Mechanically strong, needs some body work. $495.

Call 865-3440 or 363-2297 and leave message.

VW WESTFALIA, 1984: Working stove, fridge, sink, pop-top. 120 K. Very little rust, great running bus. Asking $5500/OBO. Call Liz, 802-355-6524.

4 motorcycles

1991 HONDA NIGHTHAWK 750. Excellent condition, low miles, new battery, has heated hand warmers, color-red. $2100.

Matt, 453-3343. HJC helmet available, new $145, sell for $90.

2003 ANNIVERSARY HARLEY ROAD KING: Like new condition, black, 1080 miles. $16,800. Call Jeff after 5:30 p.m., 878-8499.

HARLEY DAVIDSON, 1997: 1200 Sportster. 2-tone, 6 K, looks and runs great. Ready to go! $7500. Call Dave, 316-6452.

HARLEY DAVIDSON SPORTSTER 883XL CUSTOM, 1999: Windshield, saddlebag brackets, extra chrome. Excellent maintenance record and garaged. 15 K. Motivated seller. $5900/OBO. 644-1960.

HONDA HAWK, 1981: 400e, nice, clean motorcycle. 15 K. $550/OBO. 802-586-8079.

KAWASAKI, 2001: BN125 lowrider street bike. 7000 miles, great shape, 70 MPG! New battery. No extras. 802-434-5224.

SPRINGER HARLEY DAVIDSON, 1989: 48 K, black, side bags, serviced by PAT. $9000. Call Dave, 316-6452.

4 boats

BOAT MOORINGS at Malletts Bay, seasonal. Call 860-568-1253.

GLASTRON 16 ft. boat, 50 hp, Mercury motor, runs good, new seats. $625. Matt, 453-3343.

MASTER CRAFT ski boat and trailer: Heat and hot water shower. Center pylon, lots of summer fun. Asking $5500. 802249-0964.

4 snowmobiles

SNOWMOBILES: Ski Doo, 1998.

Grand Touring, 1999 MXZ 600 plus 2003 Karavan Double Trailer.

All for $4800. Call 734-0881.

4 suvs

FORD BRONCO, 1995: Eddie Bauer, 5.8 L, V8, power windows/locks/mirrors, leather, tow package. Single family owned, good condition, little rust, 123 K. $5600. Call 734-6379.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, 1995: V8, auto, AWD, privacy glass, excellent condition, all records. $3850. 893-3816.

NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1998: Maroon, 76 K, auto, A/C, CD, air bags, roof rack, towing package, new exhaust, runs great. Asking $7995. Call 802-864-6919.

NISSAN XTERRA, 2004: 10 K, blue, 4WD, great condition, cruise, power windows/doors/ alarm.

Asking $21 K, make an offer. Call for details, 802-578-3338.

OLDSMOBILE BRAVADA, 2002: Sport utility, 4-door, black, 6cylinder, auto, AWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, multi-CD. 38,897 K. Best price, $17,899. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2005: 4-door, maroon, V6, auto, A/C, power steering/locks/ windows, cruise, CD. 17,339 K. Best price, $15,961. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

4 auto parts

MICHELIN TIRES: MXV4, XSE 205/60R 15. Two are almost new w/1500 miles, two others are halfway through wear cycle. Sold my Acura. List price $100 each.

Sell all four for $75. 864-6662.

TRUCK TOPPER from 1990 Ford Ranger short bed. White, dry, needs new lock and shocks for lift up window to stay up. $50.

802-434-5224.

4 minivans

CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY, 1996: 112 K, power everything, good condition. Downsizing, $3100/OBO, willing to trade for smaller car. 879-4467.

HONDA ODYSSEY, 2000: Excellent condition, automatic doors, FWD, great tires. 97 K. $11,500. Call 802-985-3409.

HONDA ODYSSEY EX, 2004: 19 K. Excellent condition. Dealer maintained. Fully equipped. $23,000/OBO. Call 802-3556177, anytime.

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REAL ESTATE, RENTALS, HOUSEMATES AND MORE

BURLINGTON: Quiet, sunny location within six-block radius of UVM/downtown/Intervale.

Join two other mature adults in tobacco-free zone and respectful lifestyle in large house. Share gas heat, wood stove, large gardens, new bath and earnest 1x3-ctxmortgageCLASSY efforts at urban sustainability. $425/mo. + 1/3 utils. M-F, call after sunset, 658-4396.

COLCHESTER: Room for rent in nice, furnished 2-bedroom apt. near Burlington. $395/mo. incl., ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. water. Seeking neat, quiet, stuthree-floor cathedral ceiling in 2-bedroom apt. Quiet locadent/grad roommate. Avail. now “lighthouse” home with 1100 tion, close to UVM/downtown. or at beginning of school year. sq. ft. wrap-around deck overSeeking responsible, respectful, Call 203-494-2666. looking Lake Champlain/ prof./grad student, socially conAdirondack Mountains. scious, cat-friendly, queerESSEX JCT: Large,PM pleasant 4/11/05 1:59 Pagebed1 Beach/lake access. $425,000. friendly person to share a room in charming country farmBill and Shari, 759-2985. peaceful home. $375/mo. + house. Near IBM. New paint. utils. Avail. 6/1. 324-6319.

Tidy individual, please. NS/dogs.

BURLINGTON: Downtown. $430/mo. incl. elec./gas dryer.

Charming condo. 2-bedroom, 2BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom in 3343-8073, leave message. bath, hdwd, porcelain, ceramic, bedroom apt. Close to downlots of light, gardens, porches, town, 130 N. Winooski. Prefer ESSEX JUNCTION: Brand new storage, high ceilings. By owner.

18-25 YO. Nice. $475/mo. + dep. townhouse on bile path. 10 $248,000. 864-4676.

Avail. immediately. Call 999min. to IBM/UVM/St. Mike’s.

0758, ask for Alex or call 5782.5-bedroom, 1.5-bath, W/D, COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 1463, ask for Jason. whirlpool tub, deck, garage.

14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath $585/mo. + utils. Call 802mobile home. Large yard, storBURLINGTON: 2 rooms in quiet 233-5564. age shed, swimming pool, tenapt. avail. immediately for sub1x1-mortgage-022305 1:24 August PM Page 1 nis/basketball courts, private 2/21/05 let through 18. Young ESSEX JUNCTION: Large bedP.O. box. Located in Westbury professional females preferred to room avail. in clean/bright Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 share apt. w/current female townhouse. W/D, DSL, back back at closing. 434-3287. graduate student tenant. 10deck, pool, NS. $400/mo. + minute walk to UVM/FAHC. Offutils. Avail. 7/1. 288-9318 street parking. $330/mo.+utilievening or Dave, 654-8184 day.

Free ties. NS/pets. 802-318-5800.

FEMALE ROOMMATE WANTED: Pre-Approval!

BURLINGTON: F looking for F Share this large 3-bedroom unit Mark R.Chaffee housemate to share home with a quiet, married couple. w/garden, W/D, hot tub. Pet OK. Looking for mature prof./grad.

(802) 658-5599 x11 $645/mo. incl. 2-rooms, interNS. Must like cats. $350/mo. + net, telephone, cable, 1/3 utils. Dep. req. 878-3550, heat/utils. 802-233-0932. leave message.

NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME BURLINGTON: F prof. seeks M/F HINESBURG: Elderly woman 802.846.4646 on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet roommate for 2-bedroom apt. seeks female homesharer to prowww.KimNegron.com 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Next to Trinity campus, 5 min. vide evening meals and companBURLINGTON: Responsible, Peak Ski Area. Features include: walk to hospital/UVM. $350/mo. ionship in exchange for sharing considerate nonsmoker to share laundry room, walk-out basement, + 1/3 utils. Spot in 2-car her farmhouse. Call HomeShare spacious, quiet house and yard. mud room, office, cathedral ceilgarage, free laundry! 598-0274, Vermont, 802-863-0274 or visit Laundry, parking, 0.5 mile to ings, wood and gas heat, hemallisonfrazier@verizon.net. www.HomeShareVermont.org.

UVM/FAHC. $520/mo. for all lock floors and wrap-around EHO BURLINGTON: F young prof. except phone. Avail. immediateporch w/amazing views and W/D, off-street parking, gas/elec.

HINESBURG: Seeking responsily. Short-term or long-term. more! $249,000. (802)326-3093.

No pets. Close to downtown. ble person to share beautiful 2863-1444.

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, $375/mo. + sec. + 1/2 utils. Call bedroom lakeside house on Lake BURLINGTON: Roommate wantwaterfront, lake views. Many Shayla, 518-524-0661.

Iroquois with deck and dock. ed. Adult-minded, low-key, NS, recent improvements incl. hdwd, W/D, NS/dogs. $450/mo. + 1/2 BURLINGTON: Furnished room non-partier for South Willard St. roof, kitchen, water-heater, utils. Avail. 7/1. 482-6007. for rent. Looking for F prof./ to share 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 2Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient grad. student. Laundry, parking.

HINESBURG/RICHMOND: porches, 1-large living room and windows. Large deck. $187,900.

Share kitchen/bath. Near UVM. Quiet, fun, responsible person kitchen. Parking and PM laundry on 1 for great house, 11 acres. Hot 598-7919. $475/mo. incl. utils. 233-8001 2x3-BCLTshelburne061505 6/13/05 3:24 Page premises. $420/mo. + utils. Call OWN YOUR OWN HOME on or 999-0787. tub, deck, storage, wood stove, 860-6773.

Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, W/D, pets considered. 25 mins.

2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, to Burlington. $640/mo. + utils. sauna, pool, tennis. All new Maggie, 233-7676. 8/1. appliances. Asking $147,000.

MIDDLEBURY: Housemates to ly On 496-2646. share large 3+ bedroom, 2-bath 3 Left Saturday, June 18, 2-3:30pm SOUTH BURLINGTON: For sale farmhouse convenient to downby owner. 307 Sugartree towntown. Yard, garage, barn, porch, AFFORDABLE NEW CONSTRUCTION HOMES FOR SALE house. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath.

W/D. Mature prof. couples preFreshly painted, clean. Sunny ferred. NS/cats. Must like dogs.

Expected completion July 2005! kitchen. Appliances, W/D. CarCall 734-8053.

Shelburne port/storage area. Wooded back RICHMOND: Friendly, responsiFourteen 3-bedroom, 1 and 2 bath homes. deck-area with walking path. ble roommate wanted to share A mix of single family homes, flats and town$164,900. 864-4314. house in quiet neighborhood homes. One unit fully accessible. A prime WINOOSKI: 6 rental units close overlooking Camel’s Hump. No location on Harbor Road off of Rt. 7, near to downtown Winooski. Consists smoking/pets. Utils. incl.

Shelburne Elementary and surrounded by of a 5-unit building w/1-bedroom $450/mo. Tom, 434-4449. protected open space. All homes come with apts. and a 2-bedroom house.

RICHMOND: Seeking mature, a garage and a small private yard. 1,126 or 1,332 sq. feet. $188,900 Renovated and updated. Great clean, quiet prof. who travels $196,900 with a $30,000 down payment grant for eligible buyers cash flow, shows well and rents weekends. Garden, W/D, woods. (mortgage amount: $158,900 - $166,900). easy. Gross $49,500. All units are NS/pets. $450/mo. + dep. + hard wired plus some sprinkler refs. 802-434-6189.

Reserve yours today! heads. 82-86 Malletts Bay Ave. SOUTH BURLINGTON: www.getahome.org • Call Brandy at 864-2620 $465,000. Call 373-4123.

Individuals, male and female, WINOOSKI: Price reduced, moti35-65, sought to live long-term vated seller! Millyard condo. in elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. Quiet, waterfront living, near home to share meals, experidowntown. 2-bedroom, 2-levels, ences and life. 3-acres plus carpeted, tile, appliances, W/D. majestic Adirondack and lake BURLINGTON: Roommate wantBURLINGTON: Gay-friendly Parking. Entrance security. views. Gardening, workshop. ed. Responsible, NS/pets to housemate need to share 3-bed$160,500. 802-434-3749.

802-864-3330 or rick@rickhub share w/SWM. 2 bedroom, 1 room home. W/D, parking, on bard.org. bath, 2 porches, 1 kitchen, large bus line, close to downtown.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Prof./ living room. Off-street parking. $400/mo. + dep. + 1/3 utils. grad to share 2-bedroom duplex, Onsite laundry. $420/mo. + Avail. immediately. 658-0302. parking, W/D, basement. utils. Avail. now. 860-6773.

BURLINGTON: Housemate $450/mo. + utils. Call Todd, KIM NEGRON, your mortgage BURLINGTON: Share 2-bedwanted for fully furnished, com603-558-0955. professional. Call for a free preroom, close to campus/downpletely renovated Ledgewood SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman approval. CTX Mortgage, 802-864town. Spacious apt., off-street condo. Close to Oakledge Park, looking for another woman to 4646 or www.KimNegron.com. parking, heat/hot water incl. bike path, lake, pool/tennis. share home. Great location, bike THINKING ABOUT selling your $485/mo. No pets. Prof./grad.

NS/pets. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. path, big back yard, W/D, parkhome? Find out what it’s worth! preferred. 802-233-0163.

Avail. immediately. 343-9618. ing. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + Call Debbi Burton today at 655BURLINGTON-AREA/WINOOSBURLINGTON: Housemate 1/2 utils. 863-6215.

9229 for a free market analysis.

KI: Must see! Prof/grad., NS, to wanted to share spacious, WATERVILLE: Vermont home, Visit us at www.debbiburton.com. share beautiful apt., hdwd, new peaceful place near lake and beautiful views. $250/mo. for carpet in bedroom, heat, hot bike path. 578-3501. summer, winter increase in utils. water, phone and Internet incl., BURLINGTON: Large room in 2-rooms, bottom floor. No counature trails, on bus line, offHill Section apt. 3-bedroom, 2ples. 802-644-5957.

HOMESHARE: Congenial couple street parking. $425/mo. Avail. bath, deck, W/D, snow-ban parkWILLISTON: Looking for roomin 80s, memory problems, seeks now. 578-9859. ing. 10 min. to downtown,15 to mate, M or F to share beautiful responsible, NS individual/couCHARLOTTE: Animal-friendly UVM. Prof/grad. NS/pets.

3-bedroom log house. $350/mo. ple to live full-time in attached person wanted for large, sunny $525/mo. +. Amy, 951-8966. + utils. Very peaceful, quick apt. Beautiful setting, 35 mins. bedroom w/own bath in BURLINGTON: Need roommate drive to Burlington. No from Burlington. X-C trails, Charlotte family house. $550/mo.

ASAP for duplex 20 minutes dogs/cats. Adam, 324-1950. pond, gardens, small dog. Pets incl. utils. 802-425-7237. north of UVM. Huge yard, trees, WINOOSKI: 1 room in a large 4on approval. Free housing/utils.

COLCHESTER: 2-story home, pond, parking, deck, furnished, bedroom apt. w/quiet, diverse in exchange for presence. 5 2nd-floor, spacious living room, laundry, A/C. $440/mo. plus household. Porch, parking, most evenings and nights/week, serve gas fireplace, bedroom w/private split utilities. Billy, 343-1621. utils. incl. $425/mo. Call 3 suppers, snow shoveling, etc. bath, deck, sun room, W/D, BURLINGTON: Prof/grad stu233-3961.

Refs. 434-6667. parking. NS/pets. $500/mo. dent wanted for 3-bedroom apt.

WINOOSKI: Seeking quiet, NS +1/2 utils. + dep. 802-864-0228. near downtown, NS, off-street female to share 2-bedroom apt.

COLCHESTER: NS prof. to share parking. Avail. now. $550/mo. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils + dep.

2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. incl. heat/hot water. Avail. 7/1.

Avail. 7/1. Call Nicole, 656-8987 Wooded views, fireplace, hdwd, Liz, 862-1821. during the day or leave message pool. See pictures at fiddleat 656-8938 in the evening. stick.com/roommate. $600/mo. incl. utils. 603-759-8670.

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WORKSPACE 4 commercial props.

CAMBRIDGE: Commercial/retail, bright, convenient, 1000+ sq. ft., closet space incl. On busy Rt. 15. Off-street parking. Utils. incl. Avail. now. 879-1168.

4 office space

BURLINGTON: Fun, sunny office space avail. in R.U.1.2?

Community Center. Excellent for small nonprofit, health/wellness practitioners, writers, etc.

Affordable rent by day or month. Christopher, 860-7812.

WILLISTON: 2 offices available on S. Brownell Rd. Office 1: 155 square feet. Office 2: Suite w/365 square feet. Both offices include reception area, kitchen, deck, cable access and ample parking. Three other professional tenants in building. Great location. Call 860-2211 or 865-6233.

WINOOSKI: Seeking quiet NS M/F to share 3-bedroom house.

Laundry, parking, garbage, snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood. Close to everything.

Cable TV and high-speed Internet.

No pets. $460/mo. + deposit + 1/3 utils. 802-310-9179.

WINOOSKI: Seeking students/ young profs. to share large, fully furnished 5-bedroom house. All utils. incl. 2.5-bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/ Champlain College. On bus line.

No pets. $600/mo. + dep. 802863-9612.

4 housing for rent BOLTON VALLEY: Bright, quiet, 2-bedroom condo, end unit.

Newly remodeled, gas fireplace.

NS/pets. $850/mo. + utils. 802598-3545.

BOLTON VALLEY: Efficiency.

Incl. local phone/heat. $650/ mo. 6-month - 1-year lease, neg. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800.

BOLTON VALLEY: Slope-side 1bedroom condo, top floor, end unit w/balcony. Hike/ski from your door. Gas fireplace. NS/ pets. $850/mo. + utils. 802872-9890.

BOLTON VALLEY: Trail side. 1 and 3-bedroom units avail. Gas heat, newly renovated.

Furnished or unfurnished.

Starting at $875/mo. Call Marcia, 802-434-5041 or Kevin, 401-845-9220.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, 1stfloor, very nice, clean, sunny, quiet location, Coin laundry, parking, hot water, trash incl.

Gas heat/elec. not incl. Cable/ Internet ready. Lease/refs. $650/mo. $650 sec. Avail. 8/1.

802-233-5764.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt.

650 sq. ft. $725/mo. Avail. now.

2-bedroom apt. Avail. 8/1, D/W, coin-op laundry, off-street parking. NS. Winooski Ave. 865-5187.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, Walnut St. townhouse, gas heat, parking, no dogs. Avail. 7/1. Dep. + utils. $610/mo. 862-8086.

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Sunny. Two-bedroom apt.

Possible use as quiet, low-traffic, professional, live-in office.

NS/pets. Parking yes. $985/mo. + utils. 658-0621.

LIVING/WORK SPACE: Entire building. Large new apt. upstairs, 800 sq. ft. ground floor studio. Perfect for artist, potter, craft person. Rte. 100 retailing potential. Granville. $850/mo. + utils. 496-3927.

m BURLINGTON: 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Heat/hot water incl. Newly painted and carpeted. Full bath, front decks, parking, garbage/ snow removal. Near FAHC/UVM/ IBM/Champlain and Burlington College/SMC. No pets. $1200 and $1300/mo. + dep. 802863-9612.

BURLINGTON: 2-3 bedroom apt. on 1st-floor. Incl. shared off-street parking, fenced yard, front porch. Pets negotiable. $950/mo. incl. water/rubbish removal. Avail. 7/1. Refs. + dep. req. Please call 802-999-9861.

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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2ndfloor in owner-occupied duplex.

207 Park St. NS/pets. $900/mo. incl. heat, hot water, parking.

865-1794.

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NS/pets. Gas heat. Avail. now. $980/mo. + utils. 862-4584.

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1-block from downtown, lake, parks. Large back yard. 1stflooor. $900/mo. + utils. W/D incl. Dog OK. Call Aaron, 355-6188.

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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, newly renovated, 2nd floor, new carpets, W/D, parking, walk to parks, bike path, downtown.

Available 6/15. $920/mo. 94 Park Street. Alan, 864-9128.

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999-9539 or cedarst6466@ yahoo.com.

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802-434-3749.

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BURLINGTON: 27 North Winooski Ave. Efficiency apt.

Close to downtown, quiet building, coin-op laundry, shared bath. Incl. elec., Avail. 7/1. $375/mo. +. No parking.

891-2009.

BURLINGTON: 3-5 bedroom apt. for rent. Near downtown/ university. $1600/mo. incl. heat.

802-863-0328.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath, 2-floors, office, walk to lake/downtown. Off-street parking, sunny porch. Friendly dogs OK. $1275/mo. 802-236-9485.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apartment downtown Burlington, 54 Peru St. Trash, snow and water included. Off-street parking space. $1125/mo. 658-5547.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom avail.

8/1. Hdwd, eat-in kitchen, W/D, yard, parking, storage. NS. Walk to UVM/downtown. $1450/ mo. incl. water/trash. 652-1272.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom duplex, garage, fenced back yard, New North End. Gas/water incl. $1150/mo. Avail. 7/1. 802658-9610 or 598-3130.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom duplex. Quiet South End. Laundry, off-street parking.

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Avail. 7/1. $1100/mo. + utils.

802-893-7825.

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BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house in New North End. Fenced-in yard, quiet street, near lake/bike path, W/D, porches, finished basement. Avail. 8/1. $1750/mo.

864-8234.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, newly renovated., North Willard St. Shared basement, W/D, parking, screened-in porch, back deck, hdwd, new carpets. $1650/mo. Avail. 6/1. 1-year lease. NS/pets. 862-4817.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom townhouse. 2-bath, laundry, parking, gas, full basement. $1900/mo. +. 802-879-3507.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom townhouse, 2-bath, laundry, parking, gas, full dry basement. $1900/mo. +. 802-879-3507.

BURLINGTON: 449 Colchester Ave. 2 and 3-bedroom apt.

Spacious living room, dining room, covered porch. Heat/hot water incl. Off-street parking. $900/mo. + utils. and $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/1. 655-2882.

BURLINGTON: 6/1. 4-bedroom townhouse, close to UVM, past Gutterson Field House, 3-levels, 2 entrances, gas heat, 2-baths, W/D, D/W, large yard, off-street parking, new paint and flooring throughout. $1740/mo. +.

891-2009.

utils. Call 802-878-1208, business hours.

BURLINGTON: Avail 8/1.

Lakefront duplex, 3-bedroom, 1bath, W/D, garage, yard, porch.

1-year lease. $1300/mo. + utils. + dep. NS/pets. 312-636-1583.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now and 7/1. Studios, efficiencies, 1,2, and 3-bedroom apts. $600$1200/mo. No dogs. 862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now.

Exceptional quality 3-bedroom, off-street parking. 42 Intervale Ave. 863-6940.

BURLINGTON: Big, beautiful 2bedroom apt. downtown. Hdwd, W/D, porch, parking. 7/1. $1100/mo. incl. heat + more.

Showing Fridays. 660-2667.

BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts for rent.

Burlington/Winooski-area. Avail. immediately. $575-$1300/mo.

864-4449.

BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail 7/1 or sooner. Large 1-bedroom, 1st-floor. $895/mo. incl. heat/hot water, hdwd, coin-op W/D. NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence.

BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. Avail.

7/1. 862-2680.

BURLINGTON: Colchester Ave. Avail 9/1. 3-bedroom. $1005/MO. Coin-op W/D. Storage, parking, No dogs.

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BURLINGTON: College Street.

Private room, common kitchen and bath. $475/mo. incl. utils.

No pets, references, lease. 8634634. 9-5.

BURLINGTON: Condo for rent.

2-bedroom, 1-bath, garage, gas heat. 1 pet OK. $850/mo. Avail.

7/1. Refs. + dep. req. 878-9267.

BURLINGTON: Cute 1-bedroom apt. Quiet Old North End street, near park, downtown. Freshly renovated, new paint, shower, floors, fridge, AC. Pets neg. $700/mo. +utils. 802-324-0013.

BURLINGTON: Cute, 2-bedroom apt. in New North End, NS/pets, W/D, storage, yard. $900/mo. + utils. Karen, 660-9867.

BURLINGTON: Distinctive South End house, 3-bedroom, 1-bath.

Fenced area for dog, garage, W/D hook-up. NS, pets possible. $1800/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/1.

651-9353.

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BURLINGTON: Duplex, 2-bedBURLINGTON: Riverwatch room unit at 460 North Ave. 2condo, 2-Bedroom, 1-bath. story townhouse plus full base$950/mo. incl. heat/water, pool, ment. W/D, ample off-street underground parking, W/D parking. Avail. immediately. hookup. Avail. 8/1. 802$1200/mo. + utils + dep. Call 872-8189.

434-4774.

BURLINGTON: Rose St. 2.5BURLINGTON: Freshly painted bedroom apt. in quiet building.

3-bedroom, 2-bath, gas heat, Sorry, no off-street parking. No W/D, D/W, off-street parking. pets. Avail. 7/1. $725/mo. + $1075/mo. incl. water/trash/ utils. 318-8242. snow removal. NS. Pets considBURLINGTON: Shelburne St. ered. Refs. + dep. + lease.

Avail 9/1. 3-bedroom apt.

Convenient Shelburne St. loca$1250/mo. incl. heat, hdwd, tion. Avail. now. 862-6610. parking, W/D hook-ups, dogs OK BURLINGTON: Great deal! 4w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc. bedroom house near downtown 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. w/parking. NS. $1500/mo. + www.nevilleco.com/residence. utils. Call 862-6782 or email BURLINGTON: So. Union condo. rwr313@adelphia.net.

Exceptional lake and mountain BURLINGTON: Hill Gardens. 3views. Quiet 4-bedroom, 2-bath, bedroom, 1-block from UVM/ deck and 2-porches. Parking, FAHC, off-street parking/locknew Berber, paint, W/D. Avail. able garage. Storage unit. Clean immediately. $2800/mo. incl. and convenient to everything. heat. 862-3174.

Avail. 8/1. $1800/mo. Call Tim, BURLINGTON: South, End 2318-8271. bedroom. 7/1. Convenient locaBURLINGTON: Historic Vermont tion in quiet neighborhood. 1stHouse. Beautiful 1-bedroom, floor unit, hdwd, tile,mediumwood floors, parking. Heat/AC sized bedrooms, gas heat averincl. $950/mo. 316-6305. aging $30, coin-op laundry, offBURLINGTON: Large 3-bedstreet parking, Pets considered. room. Living room, dining room, $875/mo. +. 891-2009. full basement, porches, parking.

BURLINGTON: South End. 31/2 acre in quiet location. bedroom house. 1 3/4-bath, $1400/mo. 6/1. 862-9182. garage, off-street parking, BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedfenced yard, garden, deck, storroom, screened-porch, 2nd-floor, age. Avail. now. 865-9252. gas heat, W/D hookups, well BURLINGTON: South End. Cute maintained. Avail. 7/1. and cozy 3rd-floor, 1-bedroom, $1125/mo. 802-324-0633. tile and hdwd, 2-entrances one w/porch. Off-street parking, BURLINGTON: Large, quiet, laundry, low utils. $700/mo. +. clean 2-bedroom apt. w/new Avail 8/1.

891-2009. appliances.

Off-street parking, 2/21/05 1x1-mortgage-022305 1:24 PM Page 1 basement storage, yard, W/D. BURLINGTON: Studio apt. near $1100/mo. + utils. Please, Church St. NS/pets. No parking.

NS/pets. Call 802-318-0510. $495/mo. heat/hot water incl., avail. 9/1. 203-494-0682.

BURLINGTON: Summer/fall Free rental. 2-3 bedroom house on Pre-Approval! bike path near beaches in quiet New North End neighborhood.

Mark R. Chaffee Partially furnished. Garage, W/D, (802) 658-5599 x11 nice yard. Very clean. Avail. now through 11/1. $1400/mo. + utils. 860-1444.

BURLINGTON: Sunny, spacious, BURLINGTON: Loomis St. Avail 2-bedroom Riverwatch town7/1 or sooner. Studio, $625/mo. house, heat and hot water, pool, incl. heat/hot water, parking. garage, laundry, storage includNS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. ed. No dogs. $1225/mo. Great 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. deal, must see. 482-3161. www.nevilleco.com/residence.

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BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail.

Spacious 1-bedroom condo 8/1. 3-bedroom. $1050/mo. w/lake views. Security, laundry, incl. hot water. Dogs OK w/ref, storage, parking avail. $1100/ W/D hookups. Neville mo. incl. heat/hot water/AC. Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 NS/pets. 802-878-4227. ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ BURLINGTON: Very nice 1-bedresidence. room, 2nd-floor apt. Incl. full BURLINGTON: Nice 1-bedroom bath, shared off-street parking, apt. in well-maintained. fenced back yard and side porch.

Victorian duplex. New kitchen, Pets negotiable. $750/mo. incl. convenient location, gas heat, water/rubbish removal. Avail. yard, garage, off-street parking.

7/1. Refs. + dep. req. Please call NS/pets. Avail. now. $850/mo.

802-999-9861.

863-2056.

BURLINGTON: Waterfront topBURLINGTON: North Prospect, floor condo. Beautiful views great neighborhood, near hospioverlooking Lake Champlain. 2tal, wood floors, bright rooms, bedroom, 2-bath, deck, W/D, residential parking, coin-op, gas heat/air incl., high-end appliheat. Cozy 1-bedroom in conances, wood floor, free parking verted garage, small yard, /storage. $2800/mo. Call $770/mo. NS/pets. 658-8056.

Melinda Moulton, Main Street Landing, 864-7999.

BURLINGTON: North Willard St. 1-bedroom. 3rd-floor. Heat/hot CAMBRIDGE: 3-bedroom, specwater/parking incl. No pets. tacular Mansfield view from the $675/mo. Refs. 862-9455. deck. Quiet, but close to Rte. 15. Study, spacious kitchen and BURLINGTON: Pearl St. 2-bedliving/dining area. Garden room apt. Convenient to downspace, drive-in basement and town. Heat/hot water incl. storage. $1250/mo. Refs. + lease Sorry, no parking/pets. req. 644-2735. $950/mo. 862-7372.

BURLINGTON: Quiet, 1-bedCAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 1-bedroom apt. Convenient location, room, clean, quiet, private close to downtown. Avail. 7/1. entrance, propane heat. $675/mo. + utils. 860-1172. $700/mo. 1-year lease + dep.

Elec. incl. NS. 802-373-0893 or BURLINGTON: Redrock condo. enginuity@adelphia.net.

Avail. 8/1. 3-bedroom, 2 baths, CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 2-3 bedW/D, fireplace, garage, no pets, room, large, fenced-in back yard, $1600/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, big, bright w/room to play!

864-5200 ext. 229.

Energy efficient, gas heat/hot BURLINGTON: Redrocks condo, water. Eat-in kitchen. $900/mo.

2-bedroom, 1-bath, attached + dep. + utils. 1-year lease. 802garage, short walk to bike 373-0893 or enginuity@adel path/park. $1100/mo. + utils. + phia.net. association fees. Avail. 8/1.

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CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: 3-bedroom apt. Lawns BURLINGTON: Redstone & garden. $ 975/mo. No dogs.

Apartments. Gorgeous 1, 2, 3 802-767-9455. and 4-bedroom apts. for UVM students. Spacious rooms COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom, 2ndw/large bathrooms, patios and floor, private entrance. $700/ balconies. Heat/hot water incl. mo. + lease. All utils. incl.

Now renting for June or August except heat. No pets. Avail. 7/1. leases. Call now to tour, 893-7848.

864-4666.

COLCHESTER: 1-mile from Exit 17. Large 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath. $1300/mo. incl. utils. Pet friendly. 802-893-1123.

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COLCHESTER: 2+ bedroom HINESBURG: Route 116. Avail duplex, heated. NS/pets. Large 8/1. 3-bedroom. $1125/mo. lot. $975/mo. Avail. 7/1. 802incl. heat/hot water, hdwd, 933-4203. parking, W/D hook-ups, no pets.

Neville Companies, Inc. 802COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, nice 660-3481, ext. 1021 or unit, private, parking, 1.5 baths, www.nevilleco.com/residence. close to Winooski, Avail. 7/1.

Deposit + lease. No pets.

HINESBURG VILLAGE: 2-bed$800/mo. 658-4231. room apt. $750/mo. Call Mac or Rob, 482-5200.

COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay. 3bedroom w/garage, $1300/mo. + JOHNSON: Duplex for rent. Nice utils. + sec. dep. 2-bedroom, 2-bedroom with den/computer $1200/mo. 1 bath, living room, room. Quiet neighborhood, kitchen, full basement, W/D, garage, all appliances incl. Pets huge back yard, natural gas negotiable. $900/mo. + utils. + heat. NS. Lawn moving providdep. 434-7636 or 999-9020. ed. Avail. 8/1. Call 658-5568 or LINCOLN: Large 3-bedroom 863-0287 or email QFCR@aol. schoolhouse. Great light, large com. yard. Wood/gas heat, W/D, wood floors, close to river, town ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom and great hikes. Year lease. duplex on quiet cul-de-sac Avail. 9/1. $1500/mo. 802-453w/sun room, large deck, patio, 8485. garden space and W/D hookups. $1150/mo. + utils. 802-288MIDDLESEX: Work in 8006 or 612-269-9373.

Waitsfield? Small, quiet, studio ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom apt. Lightly furnished. Rent for house, large basement, offsummer or fall, monthly. street parking, W/D, dogs OK. NS/pets. $450/mo. + utils. Call $1100/ mo. 864-8565 or 238- Free after 6 p.m., 802-223-5688.

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MONKTON RIDGE: 2-bedroom ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom apt. Porches, great views, W/D Mark R.Chaffee single family house off Sand Hill hookup, heat incl. $900/mo. x11now. Call 453-6060.

Rd. 2 fireplaces. Large living(802) 658-5599 Avail. room, dining room and family MONKTON RIDGE: Beautiful 1room. New appliances. Large, bedroom apt. w/Camel’s Hump private back yard. Quiet street. and Adirondack views. $1600/mo. Avail. 7/05. 802Hdwd/carpet, sky lights, large 369-0117 or Brian@Mauby.com. bath, garden space. NS/pets.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Main Street, Avail. now. $700/mo. incl. utils.

Avail 8/1. 2-bedroom, 1 bath, 453-4238. downstairs, gas heat, parking, cats okay, $875/mo. Call Coburn Free & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

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ESSEX TOWN: Large 3-bedroom, great neighborhood, private Mark R. Chaffee yard, 2-car, family room, fire(802) 658-5599 x11 place, remodeled, pets w/dep. $2000/mo. Avail. 7/1. Lease.

Call REMAX North, 655-3377, MONTPELIER: Duplex. 3-bedext. 223. room, nice apt., 2-floors, walk FAIRFAX: Large 2-bedroom to downtown, off-street parking, duplex. 1.5-bath, D/W, W/D hdwd and carpet. $1050/mo. hookups, deck, garage, full incl. utils. NS/pets. Refs. req. basement, energy efficient.

223-2556.

Lawn/ snow/rubbish incl. No MONTPELIER: Large 1-bedroom, pets. Sec. + refs. $900/mo. 8023-season porch, off-street park849-2201. ing, newly renovated. Avail.

FAIRFAX: Spacious 1-2 bedroom 7/1. NS/dogs. $725/mo. + utils. apartment in quaint village If interested, call France 310location on Lamoille. Walking/x1147. c trails from door, close to 89, RICHMOND: Cozy, quiet 2-bedwasher/dryer, large yard, pets room, 1-bath upstairs unit OK. $750/mo. 734-0773. w/deck, large yard w/garden, HINESBURG: 4-bedroom house shared laundry room. Cats OK. on 22 tranquil acres. Gardens, Avail. 8/1. $850/mo. Call Eric, wildlife, outbuildings. Perfect 363-8776, leave message. for family with horses. 25 mins.

RICHMOND/HUNTINGTON RD.: from Burlington/Middlebury.

Large 1-bedroom duplex. Patio, $2075/mo. Avail. 8/1. 802laundry hookup, newly renovat482-4357. ed, cable/trash incl. Walk to swimming, hiking, fishing.

NS/pets. 1-year lease. $750/mo.

434-2468.

SHELBURNE: Bay Road. Avail.

AFFORDABLE NEW CONSTRUCTION 8/1. 3-bedroom house, 2.5 baths, large living room w/fireHOMES FOR SALE place, two-car garage, lake Expected completion May 2005! access, pets considered. $1450/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley.

864-5200, ext. 229.

St. Albans SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedChoose between a 3-bed, room, 2-bath, balcony, under1-bath Ranch with a full ground parking, common lobby unfinished basement with double fireplace and gym. with approx. 1093 Close to everything, near downfinished sq. feet, or a town. $1600/mo. incl. heat/AC. 2-bed, 1-bath Cape also Avail. 7/1. 355-6854.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3+ bedwith a full unfinished basement and an unfinished second level room house, gigantic sunny with approx. 1053 finished sq. feet. Located in the heart of St. kitchen, 1.5 baths, laundry Albans with easy access to both Route 7 and I-89. Heat is effiroom, quiet family neighborcient, gas-fired hot water. Kitchen includes refrigerator, dishwashhood. Rice High School area. er and range. $30,000 down-payment grants are available for Lease. $1350/mo. 425-5048. income-eligible buyers!

SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2 1/4-bath, beautiful end Ranch Style 3BR Homes - 2186 total sq. feet unit at Stonehedge. W/D, carPriced at: $ 192,000 port, pool/tennis. Avail. 8/1.

- 30,000 * Minus BCLT grant $1350/mo. +. 482-2394. $ 162,000 = your mortgage SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail.

7/1. Newly renovated 3-story Cape Style 2BR - 2703 total sq. feet condo. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, finished basement, laundry, Priced at: $ 198,000 D/W, garage + 1-parking space, - 30,000 * Minus BCLT grant back porch and bedroom bal$ 168,000 = your mortgage conies, pool access. Located off Shelburne Rd. and Spear St. Reserve yours today! $1400/mo. incl. water, snow/trash removal. 598-3523. www.getahome.org • Call Ariane at 527-2361 SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail.

8/15. Beautiful condo for rent.

2-bedroom, 1.5-bath. Bike path, pool, A/C. $1150/mo. + utils. 802-578-9422.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Brand WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 2ndWINOOSKI: Immaculate house, new top-floor condo overlooking floor, modern, cathedral ceiling, 1600 sq. ft. 3-bedroom, 2-bath, Burlington. 2-bedroom,802.846.4646 2-bath, kitchen, built-in microwave, w/large living room, deck, patio, balcony. Onsite parkingwww.KimNegron.com and D/W, enclosed porch, off-street 3-season porch, shed, fenced gym. On busline, near downparking, gas heat/water/cookback yard. 4-car parking. W/D, town. $1550/mo. incl. heat/AC. ing. NS/no pets. $750/mo. + full basement. $1600/mo. + Avail. 7/1. Call 318-8641. utils. + dep. Avail. 8/1. Dana, utils. 802-655-8969 or SOUTH BURLINGTON: Clean 2802-655-7785. mike@vermontcampers.com. bedroom townhouse. Sunny endWINOOSKI: 3-bedroom. Avail.

WINOOSKI: Main St. Avail. unit. W/D, gas heat/hot water.

7/1. Clean, medium-size, full 7/15, 2-3 bedroom. $795/mo.

NS. Pets considered. $1000/mo. + bath, laundry hookups, gas, incl. heat/hot water. Parking, no utils. Avail. 8/1. 802-985-2413. parking. No dogs. $1050/mo. dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Near 862-7467.

802-660-3481, ext. 1021.

UVM/FAHC. 2-bedroom condo.

WINOOSKI: 92 East Allen: Large www.nevilleco.com/residence.

2nd-floor. South facing UVM 1-bedroom on 3rd-floor w/low WINOOSKI: Main Street. Avail. horse barn. Gas heat. W/D, car ceilings and 3/4 bath. Very 8/1, 2-bedroom, upstairs above port, tennis/pool. NS/pets. clean, newly renovated, quiet a pub, 3/4 bath, gas heat, on$1050/mo. + utils. 651-9000 building. Very efficient utilities: street parking, no pets, $675/ (office), 862-0546 (home). $60/mo. No dogs. Cat OK. mo. Call Coburn & Feeley. 864SOUTH BURLINGTON: Nice and $675/mo. + sec. + lease. Please 5200, ext. 229. sunny 2-bedroom, 1-bath condo. call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: Maple St. Avail.

Fully updated in 2004. Nice WINOOSKI: Hickok St. Avail. now and 8/1. 1-bedrooms. views, garage parking, pool, 6/1. 2-bedroom, $795/mo. $695/mo. 1st-floor, parking, Spear Street location. Avail.

Completely renovated, parking, quiet street, no dogs. Neville 7/1. $1000/mo. Ed, 373-9010. no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 WATERBURY: 2-bedroom + 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ den/office, new duplex rental, www.nevilleco.com/residence. residence. pastoral-setting, seconds to Exit WINOOSKI: House for rent. 410, 1.5-bath, all new applibedroom, large yard, newly renances, patio, heated-tile floors. ovated, quiet street, 2-porches, 5-star energy rating. $1250/mo.

W/D, BBQ grill, new appliances. + utils. 244-6111. $1450/mo. + utils. 802-888WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom. 600 sq.

2866. ft. Gas heat/hot water. NS/pets.

Avail. July. $600/mo. + utils.

802-985-2413.

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MIDDLEBURY-AREA: Mature, NS, prof. with no pets seeking 2-3 bedroom house with garage, barn or above-ground storage.

802-310-2380.

QUIET COUPLE SEEKS spacious 2-bedroom w/ample storage, good light. Parking for 2 cars and convenience to Burlington.

Up to $1000/mo. utils. incl.

Good refs and one gentle, sweet dog. Mimi, 862-9169.

4 room for rent

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, neat, clean, close to hospital/ UVM/downtown. $500/mo. Call 233-5549 or 658-7914.

BURLINGTON: House in pretty hill section, near Redstone Campus, UVM, South Park, bus line one block away. Off-street parking, garage, full bath, laundry, TV room/fireplace, kitchen use, bed and furnishings avail.

NS/no pets. Avail. immediately. $520/mo. utils incl. 658-7477.

WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $150-$200/weekly.

Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291or ivan land@aol.com.

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WINOOSKI: Oversized 2-car garage. Secure building. $200/mo. Call 233-5549.

WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER LINE: 1-bay garage. Electricity, secure. $75/mo. 878-7736.

4 vacation rental

FERRISBURGH: Quiet, secluded, yet walking distance to fullservice resort. Private waterfront, canoe, 2-buildings, sleeps 6. Still avail. for selected weeks in August and September. 802877-3822.

NORTH HERO: Lakefront house and cottage for rent. Rent together or separately. Avail. weekly, July-Sept. Private setting, amazing sunsets, great swimming and fishing. Call Kathy, 802-372-3254. Refer to #27A and 27B.

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SWF, 22 YO, ATHLETIC, PRE-MED, RELIgious type ISO established, all-good, allknowing Creator type. Must rest Sundays.

Want son, not interested in sex. Must be willing to forgive my trespasses. I want to taste your forbidden fruit. 7805

WPW, TALL, WARM AND SWEET: LOVELY looks, a bit sophisticated, fun-loving and intelligent, creative, open-minded, positive attitude. Curvy and zaftig, sensual, green eyes, dark hair. Early 50s. Great upbringing, lots of living, well-traveled, adventurous. 7837

39 YO, 5’6”, BLUE-EYED, BLONDE, NS, intelligent, nice, fun, honest, attractive, educated, nature-loving, bicycle-riding, single mom w/cats seeks nice, educated, attractive, fun, intelligent, honest, loyal, athletic, loving, NS M in 30s for friendship, maybe more. 7804

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QUIET BUT ACTIVE 54 YO SWM. PLAINfield-area. ISO SWF for friendship, create fun, romance, hopefully love. I enjoy nature, walks, talks. You? Would like to co-create a really loving LTR. No alcoholics, no drugs, please. 7803

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FUN AND OUTGOING 18 YO SWF. BLUE eyes, auburn hair. You have nothing to lose and everything to gain. Call me and let’s have some summertime fun! 7835

SF, 41 YO, 5’8”, INTELLIGENT, ADVENturous, fun-loving, fit. Seeking SM to enjoy the outdoors with. Also interested in occasional evenings out for dinner, music or a movie. Dog lovers and environmentalists a big plus! 7802

LOVELY, SF, 55 YO, SLIM, EDUCATED FROM Europe looking for M, 60-70 YO, serious, charming, pleasant, prof. for serious relationship and possible marriage. I like cooking, traveling, reading and walking. Serious offers only. 7833

HELLO OUT THERE! PROF., 50S, 5’5”, 140 lbs., hazel eyes, brown hair. Interests: running, reading, travel, quiet nights at home, movies, long walks. Seeking: friends, similar interests, possible LTR. Call me. Let’s meet for coffee. 7795

NICELY AGED, FULL-BODIED LIKE A GOOD red wine, this 50s professional woman would love the company of someone who enjoys the arts and has an irreverent sense of humor. Hopefully you live within an hour of Rutland County. 7828

SWF, 60ISH, 5’, FF, LOOKING FOR FRIEND at first. Like to eat, play games and travel.

Call me and you won’t be sorry. 7790

RE: 21 YO SCWM LOOKING FOR SOME friends. SWCF here. It’s when we stop looking that we find them, apparently, haha! I’ll pray for you to find her! God bless! 7822

21 YO BEST FRIENDS SEEKING 23-45 YO best friends or brothers for double dinner dates and possibly “more”. 7631 DWF, EARLY 50S, ATTRACTIVE, EDUCATED, fun-loving, somewhat sophisticated. Enjoys travel, gardening, music, reading and biking. Looking for an attractive M w/similar interests who has integrity and a sense of humor. Possible LTR. 7622 SALAAM ALACOMB! SHY, SOFT-SPOKEN, family-oriented girl, loves cooking, camping, fireplaces, candlelight and soft music. Seeking tall, muscular M w/black hair and accent who also believes that M is the dominant one in a relaitonship.

7621 CHARMING BUT SHY BRUNETTE, 31 YO. ISO gentleman, 28-38 YO. Pretty, selfreliant, intelligent lady searching for M who’s passionate about music, books, animals and life. Unemployed mama’s boys and Internet freaks need not respond. 7614 LAST CHANCE! LOOKING FOR GOOD M, 5065 YO. Faithful, honest, attractive SWF, NS, ND. I have a lot of interests and looking to enjoy more w/the right M w/same values.

All calls answered. 7609

ME: TALL, BLUE EYES, MOVIES, OCCAsional beer, cycling, dogs, yard work, choral singer, PBS, CNN, churchgoing liberal, “Whose Line Is It”, occasional hike, mother of teens. You: dog liker, gainfully employed, similar interests, happy, communicator, strong enough to stay. 7560 SWF, 37 YO, WOULD LOVE SOME SUMMER fun and possibly finding a M to hang with would also be most exciting. Well educated and intelligent. Seeks M w/same educational level. 7558 SWF, 40 YO, GREEN EYES, AUBURN HAIR, 5’7”, 125 lbs, healthy, spiritually oriented lifestyle, healing arts practitioner, friendly, energetic, fun, intelligent, creative, easygoing, love travel and different cultures, also love yoga, the outdoors, dancing, music and children. 7556 SWEET, BEAUTIFUL, KIND AND CARING 31 YO woman seeking a M who enjoys his life, likes laughing, good conversation, hiking, mini adventures. 7533 SWEET, SEXY, RUGGED AND GNARLY 36 YO F seeking active, outdoorsy, creative, articulate M. Bonus points for being socially conscious, politically left and TVfree. 7532

LOOKING FOR A DATE: AF, BEAUTIFUL, FIT, caring and fun. Want to meet good-looking, fun-loving, mind-stimulating M, 30ish, ND/NS, please. 7718 DIRT ROAD, LIVING THE GOOD LIFE. Free thinking, healthy eating, outdoor playing. Somewhat silly and sassy, just passing early 30s. Looking for authentic, spirited, strong partner in crime. 7713

20 YO SWF LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WHO enjoys being outside, vegetarian food, traveling and hanging out at coffee shops. 7808

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33 YO WOMAN, NEW IN TOWN, SEEKS farmer or his ilk. Handy, funny, hardy, handsome, with a will of his own. 7719

32 YO WANTING TO PLAY, BUT NO GAMES. I know what I want and it includes, but isn’t limited to, a funny, outgoing, attractive, active, intellectual M. Asking too much? Shouldn’t be if I am giving the same back. 7819

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the love counselor Dear Lola, I’ve been dating “Jeb” for three years, and he’s started talking about marriage. We get along great, but sometimes when we have a disagreement, he scares me. His expression hardens, his voice tightens, and his fists clench. He’s never actually hit me, but he has raised his hand as if to threaten me. His father, who gets this same look sometimes, has a history of hitting Jeb and Jeb’s mom. I know that abused children are more likely to become abusive adults. Jeb is 32 and has never been violent, but I’m worried that he’ll turn into his father. Should I be?

Scared in South Burlington Dear Scared, The fact that Jeb takes on his father’s expression doesn’t concern me nearly as much as his raised fist. Even if no physical damage is done, threats and verbal intimidation can also leave long-lasting marks. On the other hand, people overcome troubled pasts all the time. To overcome his, Jeb needs to learn how to fight fair rather than following his father’s example. Before you and Jeb tie the knot, I would encourage you to take this issue up in pre-nuptial counseling.

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FREQUENTLY LAUGHING, OFTEN PRETTY, mostly quirky, usually randy, fit, outdoorsy, creative, semi-bohemian NPRtype. SF, mid-30s but still carded, looking for an animal-loving young M, 20-50 YO w/a nice smile who can talk dirty like a sailor. 7531 ATTRACTIVE, YOUTHFUL, DWPF, 50 YO seeks NS, SWM, 40-55 YO for possible LTR. If you are intelligent, attractive, fun, romantic, honest, sincere, financially secure and emotionally available, call me.

I enjoy movies, the arts, cuddling and more. 7529 REAL M WANTED! DONE W/BAR SCENES. SWF, 50 YO. Attractive, fun, fit, free spirit, love outdoors. Looking for fit, employed, 45-55 YO M. You: enjoy laughing, life’s simple pleasures. There’s nothing to loose, maybe a lot to gain. 7526 SWF, 39 YO, LOVES TO LAUGH, ANIMAL lover, good listener. ISO lighthearted, intelligent, sensitive SWM, 30-45 YO. Don’t worry, be happy! 7525 WOMAN IN HER PRIME/PRIMAL WOMAN, demanding. Need you on your knees.

Exotic, spicy, nice bite, smooth aftertaste. Looking for a brilliant sex god w/size 10 or larger shoes. 7522 GENUINELY PERKY! LOVE JOB, COME home smiling. 62 YO, people person.

Looking for happy M to share life with.

Summer fairs, books, conversation, exploring VT, dancing to rock/blues, flea market treasure hunts. Race not important, optimism is. Walk, ice cream? 7478

men > women WIT, WISDOM AND WIND: 50S, INTELLIgent, creative, thoughtful, slim, loves to sail, bike and cook, seeking intelligent, slim and trim woman with similar interests and sense of humor to explore romance including having children. 7849 SWM, 30S, 5’10, MUSCULAR-BUILD, easygoing w/a good sense of humor. ISO fun, exciting woman who holds no judgments and wants to push the limits.

7844 SWM, 54 YO, 5’11, 195 LBS., HONEST, caring. Likes to spend free time looking at antiques, flea markets. Also gardening, dining, movies, just staying at home, motorcycling. Loves to repair things.

Looking for SWF, 35-54 YO, willing to start over. LTR. 7832 TERMINALLY ILL ATTRACTIVE DWM, 47 YO, seeks short-term, but meaningful relationship with attractive F, 35-53 YO, to share lots of good times with. I like travel, outdoors, the ocean, giant roller coasters and being spontaneous. Let’s get together. 7831 LEARNING TO TRUST AGAIN. IT HAS BEEN awhile since I’ve been able to open my heart to someone. 27 YO M, ND/NA ISO nice woman, 21-40 YO. No head games, possible LTR. 7830 IVORY ISO EBONY/ASIAN LADY. I AM A soft-spoken, caring 50 YO, 6’2”, blueeyed. ISO a lady who will respect me as much as I respect her. Work nights, so I don’t meet many women. 7812

PETITE, DWF, PRIMARILY HEALTH-CONscious vegetarian, loves hiking, music, dancing, adventuring. Does too much driving to support wonderful teen.

Presently Burlington to St. J commute.

Friends first! 7472

DWM, 40 YO, 6’, 220 LBS. LOOKING FOR friends leading possibly to LTR. Love to go for walks, movies, museums and just cuddling and chatting. Also love children.

Please be under 40 YO. Let’s get together today. 7801

COUNTRY GAL AT HEART, 34 YO SWPF enjoys country music and the outdoors.

Interested in playful, goodhearted, 30something SWM. Country boy, cowboy hat a +. 7439

IS THERE LIFE OUT THERE? IF THERE IS, it’s a virgin lady, 21-42 YO for this reverend/cleric. He is ISO a LTR preaching the gospel together w/you. 7798

LIGHT MY FIRE: READY FOR A SOUL connection leading deeper. We’d laugh easily, seek the joys of friendship, watch the fireflies, move to the beat, snuggle at home. This 50-something romantic, warm, curious, fit, good-natured F awaits you.

7371

SKINNY, SKINNY DIPPER, ADVENTURE some, ethical, vegetarian/vegan, concerned politically, environmentally, into nature, simplicity, organic farming w/horse or mule, insatiable curiosity about history, the world and our inner cognitive powers. Letter appreciated.

7794

WELL-ROUNDED SEEKS SAME. 35 YO DPF seeks PM, 30-40 YO for friendship, hopefully LTR. Outgoing, funny, smart, sensitive. Enjoy outdoor activities, movies, photography, cooking, kids, animals, travel, psychology, football, classic rock and Mozart. 7370

SWM, BICD SEEKS LIBERAL-MINDED LADY for LTR mind-meld. Open lifestyle on private 1820 farm restoration. 47 YO, NS, ND, passion for life, innumerable interests.

Country living, city thinking, down-toearth w/size 8-10 wardrobe. 7793 58 YO, ACTIVE, SWIM, BICYCLE, LOVE nature. Also read, listen to jazz, enjoy conversation and a good cup of tea. If you are 50-65 YO, warm, interesting and zaftig, let’s try it. 7732

SWM, 45 YO, 5’8, HOPELESS LOSER. Complete basket case. Can’t find a lady if my life depended on it. Looking for slim, attractive, understanding lady with lots of time and patience. 7730

28 YO, FUN, OUTGOING, SMART, HONEST, clean, loyal, caring, 5’7, 150 lbs, NS, ND, like to travel, jog, cook, SAM recently out of a relationship. ISO LTR with a SWF who is nice, open-minded and fun. 7632

LOOKING FOR SUMMER FUN W/A SPECIAL one. Attractive, open, nicely built, young, 45 YO, DWM, enjoys hiking, biking, swimming, travel, intimacy, working out, good bottle of wine. Seeking a similar, open and available F, ready to explore. Central VT/NEK-area. 7723

ISO F WHO LIKES A M IN UNIFORM. NO strings, no questions. He’s back the first two weeks in June. Hurry up and call.

7617

KIND, EDUCATED, ARTICULATE, ARTISTIC, handsome, nontraditional, Buddhist, SWPM, NS, 49 YO, brown/brown, enjoys music, film, theater, dancing, activism, hiking, gardening, ideas, intimacy and holistic living. Kids now grown. ISO centered, fit, open-minded WF, NS, 42-52 YO with heart and vision. Eastern VT. 7722 21 YO SCWM LOOKING FOR SOME F freinds for dating and possibly LTR. I am fairly fit, 5’8, 180 lbs., who enjoys outdoor activities, music, movies, hanging out and being creative. Looking for someone with great personality, energy, loves their faith and would like to talk for hours. Give me a call. 7711 CAN WE HAIKU - THAT’S THE RUB. ME: witty, fit, poetic, outdoors man. Old enough to have heard Hendrix live, young enough to hip-hop all night. You: curious enough to call. My message is concise.

We meet, I buy lunch. 7707 WPM LION ISO WPF LIONESS FOR CASUAL mating and friendship. She must be frisky, clean, kind, loving, drug-free. Your lion is all of the above. Your lion awaits your call.

All calls returned. 7706 DWP, YOUTHFUL, GOOD-LOOKING 58 YO M, Northeast Kingdom, ND, loves fly fishing, music, movies, gardening, Shakespeare, Mozart. When the world goes one way, I go the other. Possible LTR. 7704 FUN-LOVING SWM, 45 YO, LOOKING FOR NS F who isn’t afraid of holding hands on a first date. 7703 DWM ISO F FOR COMPLETE RELATIONSHIP. 49 YO, in-shape carpenter, rides motorcycles, born in VT. Love outdoors, camping, fishing, hunting, 2 kids in college. I need someone in my life. Too old for head games. I’m lonely. 7702 DWM, 41 YO, 6’, 210 LBS. LOOKING FOR A woman, 30-45 YO who likes exercising, biking, tennis, golf, dancing and going to the movies. Friends first, who knows later.

Looking for someone who likes kids, camping, spirituality, classy dresser. NS, ND, BIF OK. 7701 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE ALONE. SWM, 43 YO. I enjoy long walks, hikes, camping, boating, picnics, movies, candlelight dinners, music. I’m very honest, respectful, affectionate, love to cuddle. Looking for someone w/similar interests. Kids OK. 7699

MOTORCYCLER, KAYAKER, STABLE PM, 5’4” 55 YO, 148 lbs. ISO life partner. NS, lighthearted, sensitive, slender, fit. Be sharing/receiving, secure, independent, spontaneous, emotionally available. No workaholics. I’m handy, dependable, considerate, sensitive, fit, good communicator. 7615 I WANT A LIBRARIAN BY DAY AND Madonna by night! I like kids, critters, sports, olives and the fresh cut hay. You should be honest, fit, free and fun. 3040ish is OK. 7613 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. ISO SWF, 43-55, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests.

7606 DWM, 48 YO, 5’10”, 170 LBS. LOOKING for a woman, 43-54 YO, who likes to dine out, dance, go to the movies, go for walks, hold hands, likes to cuddle and have quiet times together. 7563 RECENTLY RID YOURSELF OF SOMEONE w/no vision? No creativity? Sexy, 40-ish guy. I work w/my hands and my imagination. Seeking fit, energetic woman, 25-40 YO. Come, let’s amuse each other. 7559 39 YO M LOOKING FOR NO HEAD GAMES: Looking for nice lady to date. Maybe LTR. Must like biking, walks and talking.

Dinners out and pool. Looking for someone 34-45 YO. 7549 SWM, 37 YO, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, 6’, REDhead seeks happy, adventurous sort for intimate vegetarian meals, workouts and summer excursions. Respectful, playful and amorous. I love music, movies, children and animals. Summer is more fun w/friends. 7540 ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM! LET’S MOTORCYCLE upon the roads less traveled. SPM, financially, emotionally secure, college grad., active and fit. ISO SF, 33-43 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, swimming, hiking, scuba diving, trips to Montréal, your interests, possible LTR. 7534 LOVE IS THE ANSWER. DWM, YOUTHFUL, low 50s, 5’9”, 166 lbs., adventurous, desirable, open-minded and fun to be with. Seeking travel mate to hike, bike, walk, talk, play and anything two people can do together, here and afar. 7528

AGELESS SPM, TALL, DARK, +. HAVE AN accent, like the outdoors and physical activity, also arts and science (as if that were relevant). Looking for an attractive, intelligent, fun-loving lady to enjoy time with and possible LTR. 7527 SWM, TALL, FIT, ATTRACTIVE, GROWN kids. ISO LTR w/fit, attractive woman for dining, dancing, occasional motorcycle rides. 7521 SWM, 52 YO, LIKE THE OUTDOORS AND then some more. Looking for SWF w/same outlook. No head games. Friends and LTR. Will answer all calls. 7520 TALL AND VERY FIT, LITERATE, FUNNY, true-blue 53 YO seeks fit, smart, plainspoken, left-leaning friend and companion for culture, food, outdoor recreation, small-talk and big-talk. 7473 STOWE-AREA 36 YO FIT M SEEKING FIT, 25-40 YO for summer fitness, friendship, biking, hiking, etc. with LTR a possibility.

7460 FRESH MEAT, TIRED OF MEETING GIRLS at bars. 29 YO SWM, tall, thin, fit handsome, hardworking one-woman M, likes outdoors, gardening, dogs. Looking for nice women w/similar interests and daytime job. Don’t be shy like me, call. LTR. 7457 ATTRACTIVE, ACTIVE, 24 YO SEEKS SAMEtype F who wants to have a blast in Burlington this summer. The season’s just starting, don’t wait. Friends first, then who knows? Let me buy you a drink and find out. 7451 MOUNTAIN M, OFF-THE-GRID HOMEsteader, alternative lifestyle. Artist, organic gardener, mid 30s. Blue eyes, athletic build, adventurous, attractive.

Enjoy travel, nature, bonfires, conversation, laughter. Looking for 25-39 YO SF, playful and attractive, to dance in the firelight. 7448 SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING temporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be provided. Serious respondents, please.

7445 WPM LOOKING FOR A FIT, F SAILING partner to help sail the lake with.

Experience is not necessary. Must be willing to learn. Gin and tonic optional.

7432 45 YO WM FROM EASTERN EUROPE, NEW to Burlington-area, athletic, 6’2”, tall, brown hair looking for WF, 30-42 YO, physically fit to have fun after work.

7358 ATTRACTIVE AND FIT GENTLEMAN, 40S, seeking romance and adventure w/exciting young woman. I cannot honestly promise a long-term commitment . 7354

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE FUN AND AFFECTIONATE: DWM, 41 YO smoker. Decent looks, good build. Seeking slender to average woman, 30-50 YO who is spontaneous, friendly and enjoys the sun, water, boating, camping, fishing, Nascarclassic rock dancing, grill food and affectionate, like me. 7347 I’M A 47 YO, 150 LBS., 5’10” DWM W/A fatal disease. The name of my condition is the longest single word on record. It’s called: lonelyheartromanticguyartisitcliberalnature-loverphysicallyfitlovestolaughloveskidshandholdingandcuddlinglikesmoviesandpicnicsandsnowshoeingwordsearch-itis. The only cure is also a long word called: kissandLTRw/longhairandpaintedtoenailsandlipswholikesgardendirtandbluejeansandbedroomlingeriealsowineand420smartfunny-therapy. Don’t let me die. 7344 DWM, MID-50S, WESTERN VT. SEEKING fun-loving, lighthearted F who is honest and sincere. Physical fitness, camping, dancing, dining are a few things I like to do. Call to find out more! 7340 29 YO WM, HONEST, STABLE AND FUN. Enjoys the outdoors, a sense of humor and new things. I would like to meet a nice F to date/possible LTR. Let’s meet and go from there. 7806

60 + LONESOME: THERE WAS A LADY FROM THE Midwest who laid her husband to rest, so then she moved east and so she is seeking a gentleman to meet. 7607

women > women I AM LOOKING FOR SOMEONE WONDERful. Hoping to become friends and and then maybe lovers down the road. I am loving, caring, honest, loyal, warm, kind and have a big heart and more! 7791 GOODHEARTED? GOOD-NATURED? GOOD IN bed? GF, young 45, seeks F for fun and frolic. Please be cute, smart, fun, sexy, playful and sweet. Sex first, possible LTR later (teehee). 7633 GPF, MID-50S, ISO NS, HEALTHY, HAPPY and engaging. 7444

men > men BIWM, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, MUSCULARbuild, dirty brown/brown, 35 YO, clean, discreet, bottom. ISO cute, young guy for friendship, no strings sexual encounters.

7843

HALF-ASLEEP SOCIAL LIFE? FEELING DISplaced because of it? Wanna give it up and move on? Write or call me instead. GM wanting some unscrupulous laughs out of life in the here-and-now. 6’3, brown hair and brown eyes, love to swim, bike and big on the movies and the arts. Let’s outdo one another. Feeling bedraggled, forget it?

Life’s too short to let it pass you on by!

Salut. 7842 GUY NEXT DOOR: ENJOYS OUTDOORS, swimming, hiking, biking, lake, healthy, in-shape, D/D free, social drinker, college educated, well traveled. Looking for activity partner, conversationalist, bud.

Employed, financially secure, comfortable in cutoffs and tees, watching sunset at Perkins. 7827 AN OLDER, MATURE, BUT NOT OUT OF IT, white, large, chubby bear looking for friends, fun and whatever. Looking to start a relationship but willing to accept fun in all forms. 7820 GM, 63 YO, 6’, BROWN/BROWN, IN SHAPE. Interests incl. home maintenance, gardening, antiques, hiking, reading, most music and local (NY and VT) travel. Even-tempered and sane. NS. Seeks similar for dating, with goal of LTR. I live in Clinton County, NY. 7797 PM, OVER 60 YO, GREAT SHAPE, VERSAtile, educated, masculine looking for warmth, friendship (+?). Share dinners, conversation, summer activities outdoors (indoors?). You: 45 +, sense of humor, great body, sensual, ND/NA, masculine, varied interests. 7641 40 YO PBM, VERY WELL-EDUCATED AND sexy. Looking for long-term relations.

ISO of M in his 40s (any race), professional and educated. Must be in search of a relationship. 7635 GWM SEEKING SAME. I’M LOOKING FOR someone in Starksboro/Hinesburg/Bristol.

I’m 6’, 220 lbs., 53 YO, good cook, like to work in the garden. Looking for someone to share with. 7612 GUYS NEEDING ORAL ATTENTION AND full service, I’m your M. No strings, no BS. Just the attention you need. S guys or college guys a big +. I’m very discreet and live alone. Hairy chests a +. 7611 ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG-LOOKING 42 YO, 5’9”, slim, brown/blue, DD-free, discreet.

ISO guys who want to have a great time in or outdoors, day or night w/this hot bottom. Young guys and first timers a +.

7443 ANY GUYS IN LAMOILLE COUNTY LOOKING for service. Discreet 42 YO M. Very oral.

7436 FIT, FUN, 51 YO, ACTIVE, ATHLETIC, attractive guy seeks similar 35-55 YO for summertime fun. Hike, bike, tennis, sailing, water skiing, dinners, concerts, adventures, intimacy. Skiers a +. All calls answered. 7366

FOR ALL CURIOUS S GUYS OUT THERE, between 18-38 YO who want the best of both worlds! Only serious need to respond. M of all races welcome. I’m ready and waiting! Call now! 7346

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MAWCU, EARLY 30S, SEEKING CUS OR SBM for fantasy play. Let’s meet and see what fun we can have. 7814 BIF SEEKING SEXY FEMALES FOR FUN, maybe more. Needs to be outgoing and energetic. I get bored easily. 7629 30 YO M LOOKING FOR FIRST TIME WITH she-male or T-girl. Discretion assured and all calls answered. Make me have the best of both worlds. 7541 SLIM, SENSUAL, KIND, LAID-BACK, FREEspirited, curious M desires warm, relaxed, sweet, intimate experience w/secure, open CU. Age unimportant. Be genuine, sincere, relaxed. Select singles considered. Call!

7464 MABIF LOOKING FOR BIF WHO ISN’T afraid to enjoy herself. Would love to be your first-time BI experience. I will be as nice or naughty as you like. Discretion a must. 7440 IF YOU ARE A RUGGED MA GUY W/A hairy chest and it is not getting the respect and attention it deserves, we need to talk. Good-looking, MA guy w/camp. South of Burlington. 7438 MAWBIM, NICE LOOKING, TALL, LOOKING for guys, MA, BI, S, for very discreet daytime fun. Must be drug/disease-free.

Please call. 7343 BICD, 140 LBS., 5’10”, AWESOME LEGS. Adores giving oral, some kink, too.

Shapely, hung/hot, w/sexy, extensive wardrobe. Seeking steady, healthy playmates, photographer. 7339

just friends 39 YO M SEEKING F FOR FRIENDS FIRST. Must like the outdoors. I like hiking and biking but open to trying any other activities. Also like going out at night and travel. New to the area, looking to meet people. 7813 F, 28 YO, LOOKING FOR TRAVEL COMPANion(s). Plan to travel cross-country this summer to visit intentional communities (among other things). Open-mindedness, tolerance, kindness and flexibility a must.

420-friendly. Call so we can meet and see if we have similar interests. 7728 LOOKING FOR ADVENTUROUS MINDS TO backpack around the world for 6 months to a year. Plan to leave within 12 months. Anyone welcome. Countries negotiable. Let’s talk. Get in touch. Seize the day! 7640

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S MOM OF TWO YOUNG CHILDREN ISO parents in Central VT interested in new friends for themselves and their children.

Indoor or outdoor activities with (and without?) our kids. Need not be S to reply. 7554 S HETERO M SEEKS S HETERO M TO GO TO single scenes and strip clubs. The ladies are waiting. 7474

women seeking...

SWF, 21 YO ISO M WHO ISN’T AFRAID to spend on things he loves. If what you love is an attractive F who knows how to please a M and have fun. 7553 BIF LOOKING FOR F TO HAVE FUN WITH. Husband enjoys watching. Please, only serious respond. 7369

men seeking...

27 YO SWBIM, 5’8, 140 LBS. D/D-FREE, open-minded, attractive. ISO clean and discreet CUs and select S for intimate adult exploration. I’m well-endowed, long lasting and love to try new things. 7845 HI, SM LOOKING FOR WOMEN ISO ORAL pleasure. Will please you for hours.

Barre/Montpelier-area. I’m tall, good looking and 42 YO. 7841 ATTRACTIVE MAWM SEARCHING FOR women who desire to be orally satisfied, would love to kiss your lips for hours, erotic full body massages, no strings, discretion assured. Call this well-endowed, orally-talented MAWM. 7850 SWM, NUDE, GOOD-SHAPE, seeking F who wants a handyman or needs light housework done in your home. Available for outside work also in a somewhat secluded area. You provide cleaning supplies and or tools. 7800

ARE YOU A FRUSTRATED BIM OR EXPERImenting S who needs some quick relief? Or do you want to take it slow to explore yourself? Your choice. Call me. Southern Addison county. 7619 20 YO M LOOKING FOR FRIENDS W/BENEfits. Must be attractive, under 30 YO and no heavies, please. 6’, blue eyes, brown hair. Leave a number, it will be worth it.

7616 TOP LOOKING FOR SUBMISSIVE M OR woman. Any age, any race. I can go and go. Can you? 7550 MAWPM, ATTRACTIVE, FIT, WELL-ENDOWed, orally talented ISO F to explore dom. or sub. role play. No pain, just safe, playful, erotic fun. D/D-free. Discretion expected and assured. 7524

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HEY FLAKER: I’M GETTING MARRIED. CALL me. 7848 6/5. LEANNA THE BEAUTIFUL MOTHER of 4-year-old boy. You picked me up hitch-hiking on the Susie Wilson Rd. You were heading to Hannafords. I’d love to show you VT. Call me. 7847 IF ONE WERE SO BOLD, WHAT WOULD one say to the beautiful, coffee pouring man? I noticed your haircut, it is nice.

7840 TO OUR ANONYMOUS NEIGHBOR. YOU left the note in our mail slot on North Winooski. Thanks so much, but they’re not our “magnificently loud” dogs. Try the house next door. You should leave an apology for your lack of research. 7839

I THINK SEX IS BEST W/OLDER, + SIZE WOMEN, 35-70 YO. Where are all the silver foxes? I am 40 YO, cute, 5’8”, 185 lbs. Married OK, very discreet. He’s at work, we can play during the day! 7789

6/2, ROYAL ORCHID. STILL THINKING of you, Freja with the wild hair. Who else could I talk to about Norse and Celtic mythology? Let me demonstrate my knowledge of the oral tradition. How about a 10-year-trial? 7838

GETTING ALL THE SEXUAL ATTENTION you deserve? SWM, 45 YO, attractive, slender, fit, well-endowed, very skilled, sane, healthy. You: F, 40-60 YO, healthy, clean, slender to medium-build. Offering the fulfillment of your desires in a pleasant and discreet environment. 7735

I SPY AN ANGEL GALLIVANTING AROUND Burlington on her time off from the “Islands” of heaven. A blond bombshell, not so high, but hot as hell. Kate, your smile makes any room gleam. You’re this town’s lil’ moon beam. 7829

BIM ISO MEN, 40 YO OR YOUNGER. FREE most weekends. Call and leave your number. 7734 SUGAR BABY? SWM, 40S, EDUCATED AND professional. ISO attractive, intelligent, SWF, 18-29 YO for caring but mutually rewarding relationship. Starving studenttype? Like older guys? Send me a message! 7721 SWM, 50S, ISO CU OR F FOR DISCREET, adult fun. No strings, open minded. 7700

MANHATTAN PIZZA, 6/5. I SPY MELINDA, just getting back from Washington, with her dad. He seemed cool, but I’d love to get to know you when he’s not around.

Can’t get your smile out of my head! 7826 TO THE CUTE MUDDY’S BOY WHO GIVES us cheap bagels at the end of the night.

Too bad you couldn’t make it to that party, we would rather have a beer with you than from you. Maybe another time?

7825

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GERBER: I REALLY ENJOY TEASING YOU and wearing you out. Rest up and give me a call anytime, S. 7823 I SPY ICE CREAM MAN, TD, ONE-YEARago at GU. BD thought you spied his cone, not DPs. BD suggested we share our cones. Glad we took his suggestion. Hard cones are better than soft. Happy 1st!

7821

M WITH A K: ONE DAY MY LIFE TOOK A THE ELEVATOR: WHO KNEW IT WOULD BE turn. That turn was towards you. The best the birthplace of my love! You who taught turn of my life. I cherish all that you are. me about seeing. Snap, snap, pop. Crackle You are my heart, always. K with an I. when I fell, when I lost gravity, turning 7807 circles in the parking lot. 7724 6/10/05 2:06 PM MEMORIAL Page 1 DAY: YOU WITH YOUR I SPY1x1c-mele061505 A SEXY MARATHONER WITH BIB SHAW’S, number 224. Those shorts rock almost as organized shopping list and me without a much as you do! Care for a post race clue what was on mine. Let’s meet for a massage? More? 7799 banana shake. 7717

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FIERY REDHEAD: LOOKING TO GET together and watch Red Sox and Gone With the Wind with my favorite B&J’s girl.

Maybe you’d let me serve you my banana split. 7818 SHAY? DO YOU WORK AT SPEEDER’S? I always smile and say hello. I go there more just to see you and I’m dying to get to know you better. Do you still have a boyfriend? Leave message if interested.

7817

BEST BUY, 6/4, LATE AFTERNOON. YOU: F, short hair, sexy skirt. Me: M, black Tshirt, white shorts. You were in the DVD dept. Saw you on the way out. You looked unhappy but smiled at me on the way out. Meet? 7796

I SPY GORGEOUS COP WITH RADAR, 6/5 at 12:45 p.m. in Essex. You stood behind other cop. I slowed in green car and sunglasses and said you were busy. You said something back. Maybe you’re not busy after work? 7816

I SPY A REDHEAD W/GLASSES ON 6/1 IN Middlebury and Bridgeport at Pratts. We smiled when I held the door for you. Me: short guy w/glasses, dirty blonde. Care to spy each other over coffee? Oregon plates. 7792

I SPY A VERY PETITE, YOUNG WOMAN with short brown hair and dark brown eyes at the Backyard. How could I resist the sexiest chick around? 7815

5/31, PRICE CHOPPER PARKING LOT: Dark-haired, funky goddess. I stopped to let you pass and we exchanged wry grins.

Let’s turn them into big smiles. 7733

I SPY SHAUN STARFIGHTER AT THE library. I wanna play Starship with you and Johnny Starfish. 7811

HOW DOES IT FEEL TO BE WANTED, really wanted? I love you, John, really!

BRAUN, YEAH, LIKE THE COFFEE MAKER. I miss my fishing buddy. I still have your shark tooth. Stop by the porch on which memories were created. Squirt gun fights, tree climbing, shot gunning PBR. I’m still here. 7810

I SPY ANGELA IN SOUTH BURLINGTON who moved here from San Diego. Maybe meet for coffee? I would love to show you around town. 7727

I SPY A COMPLETELY CRAZY, SEXY, INTELligent gypsy stalker. You have achieved so much, don’t let the drama get you down.

I’m here for you, even if we’re 3000 miles apart. Avocados and love forever, Liser!

7809

7731

I SPY AN ATTRACTIVE WOMAN WALKING a Great Dane. We said “hi” while doing yard work. Would you like to meet? 7726 EDUARDO: ES HORA BE SEGUIR OTRO camino, donde ella no sonria. Para que tocarla ahora, para que entristecerla? Ay seguir el camino que se aleja de todo, donde no este atajando la angustia, la muerte, el invierno. 7725

I SPY A SEXY CIRCUS PERFORMER FLYING through the air with ribbons. Your starry costume and bluest eyes caught my attention. Contortion in the park sometime?

But why aren’t you on the menu? 7716 5/29, OLIVE GARDEN. I WAS THE PROM girl who made your day w/a birthday cake, you were the one who was sweet enough to laugh about the whole thing and share it. Just wanted to say it made my day, too. 7715 I SPY A CUTE GUY WITH BASEBALL CAP after the singles’ party last Wednesday.

We talked on the way to my car. I wanted to give you my number, but I wimped out twice in one night! 7714 TO THE ONE IN THE “DEEP LIKE”. YOU are too charming. Thank you for the unforgettable riverside candlelit dinner.

Let’s pack a blanket and head into the woods. I know a perfect place to get cozy. 7712 5/27, DARK EYES, CURLY BROWN-HAIR on the bus from Essex to Burlington. We exchanged smiles many times. After reading, you tipped your hat to nap and I got lost in your lips. You waved but I’d love more! 7710 CENTRAL VT, 6/1, I SPY A ROOFER LOOKing hot from more than the heat. I enjoyed watching you with your shirt off and you had a great smile. Perhaps sometime and place we could meet. 7708 TO THE KWAN’S DELIVERY GUY. BLONDE hair, baby-faced. I wouldn’t normally do this, but there’s something about you.

Let me know if you’re curious. I won’t tell if you won’t. 7639

MUDDY WATERS, TUESDAY EVENING, 5/23. You: tall woman w/short, blonde hair, sitting by window w/friends. Me: hippy-looking dude sitting by door 1x1-naughty060805 6/7/05 w/friends. Caught your eye several times and exchanged smiles. What have we got to lose? 7627 NAUGHTY LOCAL GIRLS WANT TO CONNECT WITH YOU

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7620 MAY YOU PLUNK IT W/SOMEONE WORTHY of your giantude. I wish I was kinder and gentler. 7562 HAPPY BELATED BIRTHDAY, C: WISHED to say this in person, but I’ve misplaced you somewhere among the books! 30something is fabulous, isn’t it? It was so good to see that absolutely gorgeous face again after so many years. 7555 CHARLEBOIS: I SPY A HIGH SCHOOL dream! Shane, whatever did happen to you, 7 years later? 7551 5/17, CITY MARKET: SEXY BLOND SNIFFing cardamom, surprised by the strong scent. Making not black beans and rice, but an Indian dish. Me: w/fruit and nuts.

Let’s get together and create a spicy dish of our own. 7548

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ATTRACTIVE WCU SEEKING NS/ND, D/DFREE, clean F for fantasy of a threesome.

Discreet pleasure for all. Ages 27-40 YO. 7846 WCU SEEKING CU TO SHARE EVENINGS of play and fun. He is straight. She is 23 YO, BI and sexy. 7834 WCU LOOKING FOR F, 20-40 YO, ND, 420 OK to share good times with. Must be clean. Discretion a must. Only serious respond. 7557 MACU, WM, AF, SEEKING 25-35 YO hung, cut, BIM to help us w/oral practice. We are 37 YO, clean, height/weight proportionate, not hairy. You be too.

Email picture w/details upfront required.

7547 MACU SEEKING CU TO EXPLORE OUR fantasies. Average looks and build but very sexy. He is S but she is BI-curious.

7363 ATTRACTIVE, NORMAL, CLEAN CU SEARCHing for NS CU with BIF for fun, sensual, passionate get-togethers. Respect of boundaries is required. She is soft and BI, he is S. Give us a call and let’s talk about the possibilities! 7368

SEXY MOM AT SW III PREMIERE DAY, Essex, 6:30 p.m. show. Cool as your blue jeans, mysterious as your black blouse, hot as your red jacket. I was tall, in leather jacket, behind you in line. 7542 THE SEXIEST MOTHER FOCKER IN Burlington. You: green or blue eyes (depending on the clothes you’re wearing), tendency to stumble/fall, witty and sarcastic and the greatest friend anyone could have. Me: the luckiest nugget ever.

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Local printing company seeks an experienced

ELECTRONIC PREPRESS OPERATOR with 3-5 years experience in this field. Knowledge of MAC/PC graphic programs required (Quark, Illustrator, Photoshop, Freehand). Knowledge of Flexo platemaking and rip systems a plus. Must be self-motivated and possess strong customer-service skills. Fun working environment and benefits. Please send resume and cover letter to:

Creative Labels of Vermont P.O. Box 9342, South Burlington, Vermont 05407-9342 Attn: Laurie You may also email them to lriley@clov.com as a Word document attachment.

The Employment Source for Educators

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON SCHOOLS SVD6582 Prevention Coord.

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU Fairfield Center School SVD5993 After School Prog. Site Leader

BARRE SU SVD6559 Dir. of Curr. (Antic.)

Spaulding HS & Barre Tech. Center SVD6910 Adult Tech. Ed. Coord. .5 FTE

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU Essex Junction Rec. & Parks SVD6768 Prog. Super. – Rec. & Parks

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON SCHOOLS SVD6591 After-School Site Coords.

SVD6760 AmeriCorps*VISTA SVD6369 ESL

SVD6384 Subs SVD6698 Summer Help – Maintenance Burlington High School SVD6856 .6 FTE PE/.4 FTE Health Tchr.

SVD6836 Custodian – 2nd shift SVD6689 Custodian – Temp SVD6893 Driver Ed. Tchr.

SVD6130 Hockey, Soccer, X-C Coaches SVD6394 Tech. Ed. Tchr.

SVD6585 Tutor – 20 hrs/wk H.O. Wheeler SVD6925 Head Custodian – Temp.

Edmunds Elementary SVD6131 ESL LT Sub. Edmunds Middle School SVD5999 Health Asst. Para.

SVD5924 LT Sub. French Gr. 6, 7, 8 SVD6923 Paras. (3) Hunt Middle School SVD6697 Para. – Alternative Team SVD6696 Para. – Math Skills SVD6892 Para. for limited summer hrs J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD6583 PT Para. – Summer Prog.

Lawrence Barnes SVD6551 0.8 FTE School Nurse SVD6232 LT Sub. for P.E.

ONTOP SVD6755 Paras.

SVD6984 SPED Alternative School Ira Allen Building SVD6586 Admin. Asst.

COLCHESTER SD SVD6872 School Psychologist Colchester High School SVD6492 504 Case Mgr. 25% FTE SVD6811 Alternative Ed. Tchr.

SVD6664 Business Ed. Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6488 Music Tchr. 40% FTE SVD6489 Phys. Ed. Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6491 Physics Tchr. 20% FTE SVD6490 Spanish Tchr. 40% FTE Porters Point School SVD6812 SPED Tchr. 50% FTE Malletts Bay School SVD6888 Title I (Literacy) Tchr. – 1 YR Only

FRANKLIN WEST SU Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD6547 Antic. .5 Elem. Health Tchr.

SVD6561 Computer & Network Tech Fletcher Elementary SVD6707 Health Ed. – 1 day/wk. (05-06) SVD6990 Bookkeeper/Office Asst.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON SD SVD6763 1.0 FTE – Speech Lang. Path.

SVD6612 Accounts Payable Coord.

SVD6704 Admin. Asst. to School Brd. SVD6846 Para. – Level II – Autism Interven.

SVD6634 Summer Paras. – Level I F. H. Tuttle Middle School SVD6705 SAP Couns.

Central School SVD6640 .20 FTE, 1 YR – Information Tech SVD6845 Playground Super.

SVD6843 Satellite Manager Chamberlin School SVD6765 .40 FTE – Speech Lang. Path.

SVD6525 .5 FTE – Special Educator Orchard School SVD6844 .60 FTE – LT Music Sub. Tchr.

ADDISON CENTRAL SU SVD6544 Elem. School Music Tchr.

SVD6961 Music Tchr.

Bridport Elementary School SVD6631 Title 1 Teaching Position Hannaford Career Center SVD6458 Agriculture Instructor

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU SVD6810 .80 Speech/Lang. Path. LT Sub. SVD6851 Consulting Tchr./Behavior Spec.

Mt. Abraham Union HS SVD6550 Special Educator (1 YR) SVD6478 Summer School Earth Science Tchr.

Lincoln Community School SVD6298 .30 Sch. Nurse/Health Educator Robinson Elementary SVD6808 .40 Edal. Technologist SVD6809 .60 Network/Support Spec.

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU SVD5998 Individual Student Para.

SVD5494 SLP Paras.

Fairfield Center School SVD6628 Bus Drivers (05-06 SY) SVD6713 Lang. Arts (Mid. Level 6 & 7) 1 YR SVD6622 Paras. (05-06 SY) SVD6714 Soc. Stud. (Mid. Lev. 6, 7 & 8) 1 YR SVD5418 Speech/Lang. Path. 05-06 SY St. Albans City School SVD6905 Behav. Spec./Home School Coord.

SVD6633 Edal Tech. Integration Spec.

SVD6912 First Gr. Tchr.

SVD6621 Health Office Clerk (.5 FTE) SVD6476 Maintenance Tech.

SVD5983 Phys. Ed. Tchr. LTS (Antic.)

SVD6475 Sch. Nurse or Assoc. Nurse

St. Albans Town School SVD6693 Data Analyst SVD5796 Remed. Tchr. (LT Sub, 8/05-10/05) SVD6626 Spec. Educator/Behavioral Spec.

SVD6619 Tech. Asst. – YR B.F.A. St. Albans SVD6918 Special Educator Tchr.

SVD6737 Early Child Progs. Admin. Asst.

BARRE SU Barre City Elem. & Middle School SVD6911 ESL Tchr.

SVD6437 Primary Gr. Tchr.

SVD6795 Elem. Science Curr. Spec.

SVD6682 Elem. Science Curr. Spec.

SVD6159 English Lang. Arts Curr. Spec. (K-8) Spaulding HS & Barre Tech. Center SVD6740 English/Drama Tchr. (Antic.)

SVD6743 Speech Lang. Path. (Antic.)

SVD6744 Tech. Ctr. Health Occupat. Tchr.

SVD6742 World Langs. – French Tchr. (Antic.)

SPRINGFIELD SD SVD5538 Speech/Lang. Path.

SVD6861 Systems Administrator Springfield High School SVD6858 Athletic Trainer SVD6412 Occupat Develop Tchr.

SVD6410 Phys. Ed. Tchr.

Elm Hill School SVD6920 Phys. Ed. Tchr. .40 Park Street School SVD6859 Librarian/Media Spec.

River Valley Tech. Center SVD6411 Coop. Tech. Ed. Tchr./Coord.

SVD6996 Manufacturing/Engineering Instr.

Gateway School SVD6860 Guid. Couns.

Early Essential Ed. SVD6563 EEE Tchr.

CHITTENDEN EAST SU Mt. Mansfield Union HS SVD6735 .6 FTE Student Assist. Couns.

SVD6977 Sci. Tchr.: Biology/Envir. Earth Sci. Underhill Central Elementary SVD6568 Individual Asst.

SVD6647 .4 FTE Antic. Art Tchr.

SVD6736 .4 FTE Student Assist. Couns.

SVD6370 Choral & General Music Tchr.

SVD6900 Special Educator

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU SVD6890 Custodian SVD6902 Health Care Asst.

SVD6539 School Nurse Essex High School SVD6875 Food Service Worker Thomas Fleming Elem. School SVD6874 Mainstream Teaching Asst.

Hiawatha Elementary School SVD6374 Phys. Ed. Center for Tech., Essex SVD6978 Bookkeeper SVD6375 English Tchr.

SVD6687 Preschool Lab. Super.

Essex Junction Rec. & Parks SVD6988 Child Care Staff (6) SVD6688 Lic. Ch. Care After-Sch. Site Coord.

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU Charlotte Central School SVD5962 7/8 Soc. Studies Tchr. – 05-06 SVD6279 Behav. Spec. – Non Tchr. position SVD6244 Intermediate Tchr. – 1 YR SVD6278 Inter. Tchr. – LT Sub starting 5/05 SVD6243 Special Educator – 1 YR Shelburne Community School SVD6710 LT Sub ML Lang. Arts/Math Team SVD6914 Mid Level Literacy Support Spec.

Champlain Valley Union HS SVD6314 Audio/Video Coord.

SVD6512 Food Service Position SVD6725 Lead Tchr. – Alt. Ed. Prog.

SVD6915 Math Tchr. .50 FTE SVD6933 Network Administrator

ORLEANS CENTRAL SU SVD6683 Special Educator SVD5509 Speech Lang. Path.

Lake Region Union HS SVD6395 English – Perm. PT SVD6397 Math – 1 YR Position (05-06 SY) SVD6392 Soc. Studies – Perm., PT

RUTLAND CITY SCHOOLS Northeast Primary SVD5567 SPED Tchr.

SVD6383 Speech/Lang. Path.

Northwest Primary SVD6188 Library Para.

SVD5566 Speech/Lang. Path.

Rutland Intermediate School SVD6759 LT Sub. School Couns.

Rutland Middle School SVD5576 Spanish Tchr. (Dual Cert. Prfd.)

SVD6535 SPED Tchr.

Rutland High School SVD6796 LT Sub. English Tchr.

SVD5580 Science Tchr.

SVD6867 SPED Tchr.

SVD6567 Speech/Lang. Path.

Stafford Tech Center SVD6538 Adult Ed. Secretary SVD5583 Cooperative Ed. Instr.

SVD6536 Digital Arts Instructor SVD6537 Mechanical Cluster Para.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT DIRECTOR OF TRAINING DININGROOM MANAGER: We are seeking a full-time Diningroom Manager at the Windjammer. The ideal candidate will possess 3-5 years of experience in a fast paced, high volume restaurant. This position requires the ability to supervise a large staff and the ability to handle multiple tasks in an efficient and professional manner. We offer a competitive salary, paid time off, 401k plan, health, dental and life insurance benefits. Please submit resumes to:

VT Center for Crime Victim Services is seeking a Director of Training.

Responsibilities:Oversee the design,implementation and evaluation of all training programs at the Center, including the operation of the Victim Assistance Academy; supervise training staff; develop and administer training budget and collaborate with other agency trainers. Experience with the Vella model preferred. BS degree with five years experience required.

Send cover letter and resume by July 6th to:

Salena Line, HR Mgr., Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 email: selena@windjammergroup.com Phone: (802) 651-0631 • Fax: (802) 651-0640

AMERICAN FLATBREAD in Waitsfield is interviewing for a chef to lead our restaurant kitchen. This is approximately a 40-hour/week job. As a leader in the natural and organic food movement, we are looking for someone with professional kitchen experience who understands the value and potential of cooking with the seasons and working with local farmers as a priority. We are a team-oriented company and operate our management as such. This position offers benefits including health insurance and Simple IRA contributions among others.

For a job that balances your personal and work life, helps you make a difference in the way the world eats, experiences and enjoys food, send resumes to Camilla@americanflatbread.com or call 802-496-8856 for more information.

EOE

EOE

MARKETING MANAGER Leading web design company looking to develop a vice president of marketing from the ground up.

Searching for a sharp, dedicated person who enjoys persuasive writing, marketing and learning.

Responsibilities Include: • • • • •

Persuasive Copywriting Internet Marketing Effective Direct Mail Marketing Campaign Tracking and more…

Find out more about this full-time position at our website: www.cpasitesolutions.com/JoinOurTeam then call us at 655-1519 x107.

WASHINGTON COUNTY

Provide substance abuse prevention, early identification/intervention and referral. Grades 5-12; BA required, MS preferred. Apprentice Substance Abuse certificate eligible. Previous experience working with adolescents, with families/schools/or community systems preferred; self-motivated, independent and energetic; excellent oral and written communication skills and presentation/workshop experience. Letter and resume:

M E N TA L H E A LT H

50% Position

The Stern Center for Language and Learning a nonprofit educational center, has an opening for a half-time Research Assistant.

Responsibilities include: test scoring, data entry and management of data, literature reviews, and assistance with protocol design. We are seeking an organized, detail oriented, efficient individual who can work independently.

Qualifications include: four-year degree, skill working with numbers, experience with MS Word, Excel and SPSS. Applications will be accepted until position is filled.

Please send resume and cover letter to: Earl Walters, CFO Stern Center for Language and Learning 135 Allen Brook Lane, Williston, VT 05495 http://www.sterncenter.org

Position is full-time. Hours are 2 - 9:30 p.m. five days/week, school year is 261 days. Previous school experience is preferred. Must have a strong work ethic and the ability to work around children.

Specifics are: $12/hour, Health & Denta insurance, and a Retirement Plan.

Office of Administration, Grand Isle Supervisory Union 5038 US Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474

CHITTENDEN COUNTY

Research Assistant

for School Year 2005-2006

Send letter of interest, resume and three letters of reference to:

EOE

EOE

2ND SHIFT CUSTODIAN

58 South Main St. Waterbury, VT 05676

Student Assistance Counselors

AR, Spectrum Youth and Family Services 177 Pearl Street Burlington, VT 05401

Vacancy at Folsom School in South Hero

COMMUNITY-BASED CASE MANAGER #705: Seeking a recovery-oriented mental health clinician to provide case management services to persons with serious mental illness. This is an outreach-based position that includes counseling, service coordination, skills teaching and advocacy. We are interested in hiring a client-centered, enthusiastic clinician with a good sense of humor and an interest in working with men with substance abuse issues.

Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in related field with a minimum of one year experience working with persons with mental illness. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided.

WCMHS, Personnel PO Box 647 Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 personnel@wcmhs.org • www.wcmhs.org

AUDIO/VISUAL TECHNICAL SALES Representative wanted for growing A/V Systems Integration Company.

Technical sales background important, A/V system design/sales experience preferred.

Excellent customer service skills, and a high level of motivation are a must!

Must be willing to market our services to new markets/clients.

Please forward all resumes to: dhenry@geersound.com, fax: 802-893-3960, or by mail to: GEER Sound, PO Box 828, Milton, VT 05468.

Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!

Essex Location Needs

Waitstaff, Cooks, Drivers Apply in person: 1 David Drive, Essex, VT

South Burlington Location Needs

Waitstaff, Cooks, Drivers Apply in person 764 Shelburne Road, South Burlington Full & part-time benefits, flexible schedule.

Always seeking entry-level managers.

EOE

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Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc.

Become a part of our Exceptional Team!

“JOB OPPORTUNITIES” ACCESS, Counseling Service of Addison County’s Crisis Service – Clinician needed to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention and a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/children and families. 37.5 hours per week. No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention, conflict resolution and behavior management required. Ability and desire to collaborate w/multiple resources a must. Full-time w/benefit package.

Adult Outpatient Support Worker, Two 10-15 hour positions: • Adult Outpatient Program – Provide support services in the community to general adult population with mental health issues.

• Eldercare Program – Provide community support services within specialized program to individuals 60 and older with mental health problems.

These two positions could be combined into one 20-30 hour position with the right person. Candidate will work closely with highly experienced AOP Clinical Team in assisting consumers. Must have own reliable transportation, valid driver’s license and liability auto insurance. BA in Human Services or related field preferred. Flexible hours!

Autism Program Clinician, Youth and Family – An opportunity to join in developing School-Based Autism Program.This position is a member of the leadership team contributing in the areas of program development, clinical intervention, staffing structure, training and supervision, as well as family support and training, community relations and collaboration with school districts and related service providers.The Autism Programming Specialist would collaboratively develop individualized educational curricula, develop behavioral plans and programming, design and oversee staff training and implementation of behavior data collection systems, supervise direct-service Interventionists across environments and provide family support and training.The CSAC School-Based Autism Program provides services to individuals ages three through 21 in their schools, homes and other appropriate community-based locations utilizing the principles of Applied Behavior Analysis.

Addison County is located in the western portion of the state following the shores of beautiful Lake Champlain and provides easy access to a vast array of outdoor adventures spanning the seasons in VT and the Adirondack Region of NY State.Within three hours of Quebec,New Hampshire,Maine and Massachusetts,the best New England has to offer is right at your fingertips.The ideal candidate would possess a M.S. in Applied Behavior Analysis, Psychology, Special Education or related field working at least two years with individuals with an autism spectrum disorder (ABA experience required).Training in the areas of Discrete Trial Teaching (DTT) and Verbal Behavior preferred, along with BCBA certification eligibility.All applicants for the position must have a valid driver’s license, auto liability insurance, safe driving record and access to a dependable vehicle.Full-time w/benefit package.

Autism Programming Specialist, Youth and Family – Develop and manage individualized programming, treatment services and integration plans for children and youth with Autism Spectrum Disorders. 37.5 hours per week. Train and supervise direct service staff and coordinate services effectively with school districts and other team members.Training in the areas of Discrete Trial Teaching (DTT) and Verbal Behavior preferred, along with BCBA certification eligibility.Valid driver’s license, auto liability insurance, safe driving record and access to a dependable vehicle. M.S. in Applied Behavior Analysis, Psychology, Special Education or related field, working at least two years with individuals with an Autism Spectrum Disorder (ABA experience required). Full-time w/benefit package.

Autism School-Based Interventionist, Youth and Family – Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder.Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field.37.5 hours per week.Valid Vermont driver’s license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. Full-time w/benefit package.

Children and Families Outpatient Clinician/Children and Families Intake Coordinator – 37.5 hours per week. Outpatient Clinician: Provide direct psychotherapy to adolescents, children and families for a wide range of mental health and substance abuse issues. Intake Coordinator: Respond to telephone referrals from the community, social service agencies, physicians and families. Schedule appointments and perform initial evaluations in a timely and appropriate manner.Master’s degree and Vermont licensure required. Full-time w/benefit package.

Children and Family Respite Services Provider, Youth and Family – Work one-on-one with children with developmental, emotional and behavioral problems. B.A. preferred. Parttime positions.

CRT Support Worker – 30 hours per week (Two positions with additional hours possible).Provide outreach supports to adults coping with psychiatric disabilities in their homes and in the community.

Work flexibly as part of dynamic interdisciplinary treatment teams in planning and providing supportive counseling, skills teaching and other services to assist individuals in their process of recovery.

Bachelor’s degree with some prior experience in human services preferred, or combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Must have own car and good driving record.

Emergency Team Clinician – Master’s level Mental Health Clinician needed to join our Emergency Team for 12-hour daytime shift on Mondays. Additional outpatient clinical hours available.

Seeking candidate with crisis intervention experience, excellent clinical judgment and skills, resiliency and a strong team orientation. Must live within 30 minutes of Middlebury. Knowledge of community mental health system and community resources a plus.

Full-time Evening Receptionist – Needed to perform a variety of office duties. Duties to include answering telephones, taking messages, greeting arrivals for appointments, continuous word processing and filing. Needs to be courteous, professional and helpful. Good basic reading, spelling and math skills required.Hours: Monday-Thursday 11–7pm and Friday 9-5pm.

Office-Based Substance Abuse Clinician – 20 hours per week.Identify and assess needs of youth with substance abuse issues and co-occurring disorders.Provide psycho-educational groups to youth and parents regarding substance use and abuse. Identify youth requiring a more intensive level of care and to develop appropriate treatment plans. Provide support for youth returning from residential care settings with appropriate treatment plans. Master’s degree in Psychology, social work or other appropriate field, plus 2-4 years of relevant experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. CADC or Apprentice required.

School-based Clinicians, Youth and Family –Full-time and part-time positions. Provide in-school, direct counseling, therapy and emotional support to children and adolescents in crisis, with severe emotional and behavioral disturbances, and/or at risk on family problems, personal relationships, eating disorders and substance abuse issues. Master’s degree in a human services field plus two to four years of relevant counseling experience, or combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Full-time w/benefit package.

Therapeutic Support Worker –Full-time positions providing services to early childhood and school-age children. Experience with special needs children. B.A. preferred.Training provided. Fulltime w/benefit package.

For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC, visit www.csac-vt.org.

To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above, you may choose to contact us by:

Equal Opportunity Employer

• Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05753.

• In Person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC offices: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street in Middlebury,VT. • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 485.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Bookkeeper/Business Manager

Shared Living Provider Opportunities Weekend We are seeking dedicated applicants for a rewarding position supporting an active, engaging individual in the community and in his Burlington home. Weekend position begins either Friday evening or Saturday morning and continues through Monday morning at 7 am.

This position includes a generous stipend, “asleep” overnights (he likes to sleep in!) and additional support from VNA for assistance with personal care.

Non-profit seeks full charge Bookkeeper/Business Manager.

Familiarity with non-profit accounting principles, double entry fund accounting and accrual basis accounting is required. Position requires budget creation and management, cash flow management and report generation and analysis. Data entry and evaluation skills needed. Strong written and verbal communication skills necessary. Ability to meet deadlines, prioritize and handle multiple tasks.

Excellent computer skills required with working knowledge of Peachtree Accounting Software preferred. Reports directly to the Executive Director. Position open until filled.

Send resume, cover letter and three references to:

SEARCH • PO Box 829 Montpelier, VT 05601-0829 EOE

BOOKKEEPER Local manufacturer of electronics for the motion picture and medical industries needs a full charge Bookkeeper for accounts payable, receivable and general ledger. Must have accounting experience. Send resume to: Ascension Technology Corp., PO Box 527, Burlington, VT 05402.

O OK C E N I L The Bobcat Cafe and Brewery in Bristol is seeking organized, friendly, creative team players for our pub and brewery. Experienced or will train motivated persons. Earn, learn and work with a professional, fun staff. Send resume by fax 802-453-7137, or email alirob@gmavt.net.

Online @ 7Dclassifieds.com If you are seeking a rewarding opportunity working with a dynamic individual and supportive team, please send resume and cover letter to: c/o Elizabeth Sightler, esightler@cvsvt.org, or call 655-0511 for more information.

Part-time Expand and diversify relationships and experiences at home and in the community!

We are seeking a nonsmoking, active individual or couple interested in sharing their quiet home 4-5 nights per week (your choice of days) with a young, energetic woman.

This is a great opportunity to develop a schedule that meets the needs of the individual and fits with your life.

This position includes a generous tax-free stipend and respite dollars.

For more information, please contact Laura Walker at 655-0511, ext. 123, or email at lwalker@cvsvt.org.

Full-time We are also looking for an active, caring and responsible couple or individual to provide home supports for a young man with a developmental disability. This position includes a generous stipend and respite dollars. This is a live-in position at the individual’s spacious home in Colchester with a separate partial upstairs apartment.

If you are a self-starter, have experience with and/or are interested in working with disabled adults, then please apply to join a team of individuals who really enjoy working with this humorous and eccentric young man.

Please send resume and cover letter to bhewey@cvsvt.org or CVS, c/o Brent Hewey at the address below.

Community Inclusion Facilitators We are seeking creative, motivated individuals to join our person-centered team, develop positive relationships and support individuals with developmental disabilities in the community and in the job setting.

CVS provides trainings, benefits and ongoing supports.

Both part-time and per diem shifts are available. This is a great opportunity for individuals first entering the field of human services or for those looking to further their experience.

COMMERCIAL PRODUCER: WPTZ-TV (Burlington and Plattsburgh) seeks creative commercial producer to conceive, write, shoot and edit commercials for local advertisers. Applicant should have creative writing skills, experience with AVID editing systems and a good shooting eye.

Position also involves producing quarterly health related half hour program.

Send resume and tape to:

Jim Gratton WPTZ 5 TV Drive Plattsburgh, NY 12901 WPTZ is a Hearst-Argyle station.

EOE

Creative, mature, motivated?

We already like you!

BOUTILIER’S ART CENTER 98 Church Street, Burlington, VT 05401 802-864-5475

YU FULL-TIME/PART-TIME COMPUTER DRAFTSPERSON preferably with sign fabrication experience. Painting skills desirable. Immediate opening.

FULL-TIME/PART-TIME EXPERIENCED PAINTER with brush and spray experience, sign industry background preferred. Immediate opening.

Call 802-496-3000, fax resume to 802-496-7916 or diana@woodandwoodsigns.com.

Benefit package included.

F LYNN A RTS AND S CHOOL P ROGRAMS

C O O R D I N AT O R The Flynn Center’s Education Department is seeking a full-time, highly organized team player to coordinate the FlynnArts Program (year-round classes and camps in the performing arts), the Flynn’s School Programs (approx. 600 hours of workshops in schools) and related activities. Chief duties include processing registrations and payments, managing instructor information, payroll, and day-of-class needs, scheduling workshops, maintaining databases, administering grants and compiling statistics.

Requirements: Associate’s degree (Bachelor’s preferred), and relevant experience coordinating multi-faceted events or programs, accounting skills or strong mathematical ability, excellent customer service, oral & written communication Seven Days ad: 3 1/4” w x 3 1/2” h skills, grace in problem solving and appreciation of the value of arts education.

Proficiency in MS Office applications is a must. Knowledge of MS Access and/or school culture a plus. Applicants must be willing to work evening and weekend hours. Please send a resume and cover letter by June 20, 2005 to:

Please send your resume and cover letter to:

CVS 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 staff@cvsvt.org

EXPERIENCED PICTURE FRAMER

Human Resources Department Marketing Coordinator / Editorial Flynn Center for the Performing Arts Excellent writer, editor, and publications specialist 153 Mainskills Street with strong organizational sought to support the marketing activities of northern New England's Burlington, VT 05401 premiere performing arts center. Demonstrated writing skills and a sharp editor's pencil a must. BA in Or email to: cgoodrum@flynncenter.org English, journalism, marketing, arts administration, No phone calls, please. EOE or related field and one to two years' relevant experience preferred. Familiarity with regional media, knowledge of Microsoft Office applications are plusses. Arts lovers encouraged to apply.

Send cover letter and resume by Friday, Nov. 1

State of Vermont Department of Aging and Independent Living

ADMINISTRATIVE COORDINATOR Part-time contractual home-based position to provide staff support to the State Rehabilitation Council for the Division of Vocational Rehabillitation. Approximately 15-20 hours per week. Job duties promote the employment of persons with disabilities through facilitation of Council activities. Salary range $15- $21 per hour. Position may be renewed for up to two (2) additional years upon successful contract completion. Send resume by June 24, 2005 to: Bruce Nelson, Division of Vocational Rehabilitation, 103 South Main Street Osgood II, Waterbury, VT 05671-2303.

Telephone: 802-241-2645 • fax: 802-241-3359 email: bruce.nelson@dail.state.vt.us The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer.

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EMPLOYMENT Subsidy Specialist Passion for paperwork and people? As a Subsidy Specialist, you can make a difference in the lives of children by determining if their family is eligible for state assistance with childcare tuition. Requires Bachelor’s degree, excellent organizational and basic math skills, attention to detail and ability to work well with a diverse clientele. 30 hours per week.

Flexible benefits. Send cover letter and resume by June 22 to Child Care Resource, 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495.

ROQUE’S PREP & LINE COOKS needed at busy mexican restaurant.

Experience required.

Call 802-657-3377.

Community Health Nurse An extremely rewarding nursing experience working within the community in patient homes providing them with your high quality multi-skilled experience. An opportunity to fully know your patients. You must hold a valid VT nursing license and have a minimum of two years med-surg. experience. The agency offers you a quality of life in both personal and professional endeavors. There is no required weekend or evening work shifts. We additionally provide you with choices of healthcare plans, dental insurance, free vision insurance, a very generous time off program, 401(k) with agency match; life insurance, STD and LTD programs.

Qualified candidates should stop by our office on Rt. 7, 2 miles north of Middlebury to fill out an application or should send resumes to:

ACHH&H, Attn: Human Resources PO Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753 Apply directly online at www.achhh.org.

“There’s No Place Like Home”

Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Crisis Intervention Specialist Seeking skilled and dynamic individual to provide crisis supports for people with developmental disabilities. Ideal candidate will have a combination of significant clinical and interpersonal skills. Human Service field experience and a valid driver’s license required; Bachelor’s degree preferred. This is a 30-hour per week position, Monday through Friday, evenings until 11 pm. Outstanding opportunity for graduate students!! Please send resume and cover letter to Rich Carpenter, Howard Community Services, 102 South Winooski Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401, or email RichC@howardcenter.org.

Training Specialist Seeking a responsible, creative and caring individual to provide companionship and emotional support to a young woman in South Burlington. Responsibilities include supporting her with daily living skills and assisting her to make connections within the community.

Individual should possess problem-solving skills and have the ability to set boundaries. Valid driver’s license required. Looking for 25 hours/ week. Hours are flexible, but afternoons/evenings are preferred. Send resume and cover letter to Sophie Toolanen, Howard Community Services, 102 So. Winooski Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 or email SophieT@howardcenter.org.

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

Specialized Community Support Worker CENTER FOR TECHNOLOGY, ESSEX

Bookkeeper We are now accepting applications for a full-time, 12-month Bookkeeper position.

The Bookkeeper will be responsible for performing various bookkeeping functions and a wide variety of clerical/secretarial and administrative tasks. Qualified candidates will have the ability to multitask and work in a fast-paced environment.

An Associate’s degree in Business or other appropriate discipline, plus 2-3 years of relevant bookkeeping experience required. Position pays $12.74/hour, 8 hrs/ day. Excellent benefit package available.

For additional details and application requirements, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). Interested candidates are encouraged to apply on schoolspring.com, job number 6978.

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Environmental Planner Do you want to help protect open space, water quality, and other environmental values in a challenging environment? The Town of Williston, VT is seeking an energetic, enthusiastic Environmental Planner. This position requires skills across the board: You must be able to produce GIS maps and analyses; write technical reports and grant applications; coordinate with volunteers and Public Works staff to develop and manage parks, trails, and other projects; review development proposals; and work effectively with a variety of people. You must be ready to serve as the staff person for a very active Conservation Commission.

Caring, skilled individual needed to provide home and communitybased supports to an engaging young man with severe cerebral palsy.

The ideal individual will have some experience with medical issues, lifting and positioning and an interest in learning how to use augmentative communication strategies. The position is primarily weekend hours. This young man is charming and interested in movies, sci-fi and fantasy books and all kinds of music. Send resumes to Monica Caserta Hutt at Howard Community Services, 102 So. Winooski Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401.

All of the positions above offer training, excellent compensation, benefits and the chance to join a supportive team.

Shared Living Provider Needed Howard Community Services has an ongoing need for caring and responsible team players to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities. All positions offer excellent tax-free compensation, generous respite funds, rent, training, and the opportunity to work with a supportive team. You must live in Chittenden County if you are interested in having a person live in your home.

Contact Ben at 802-652-2114 for more information about these wonderful opportunities or for general information about this program.

We currently have an opening for the following situations: • In your home: Looking for a full-time home provider for a sweet and slightly shy woman in her late 40’s who enjoys shopping, crafts, and exercise. She needs assistance with life-skills such as cooking, using the phone and other household responsibilities. Her family lives in the area and spends time with her as well. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who would like to be a mentor/companion!

This position requires an undergraduate degree in planning, landscape architecture, environmental studies, or a related field, and one to two years experience in planning or land conservation. A graduate degree may be substituted for one year of experience.

• Shared Parenting: Seeking a couple with no pets to provide a supportive home and structured daily routine, Monday through Friday, for a 15-year-old girl.

A detailed job description will be posted at: http://town.williston.vt.us/gen/employ.htm .

Home in Essex or surrounding area needed for middle-aged man who enjoys working, playing cards, singing, acting and traveling.

To apply, send a cover letter that explains your interest, a resume, a writing sample, three references, and a sample of GIS work to:

Lee Nellis, AICP, Town Planner 7900 Willisto n Road Williston, V T 05495.

Electronic submissions will be accepted at nellisl@willistontown.com.

Applications will be accepted through July 5.

Please submit questions about this position via email rather than calling.

The Town of Williston is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

On-Call Substitutes Opportunities to provide supports to individuals with developmental disabilities, teens and adults, in three HCS residential homes located throughout Chittenden County and one day program located in Burlington. On-call, variable hours. Paid orientation training. This program offers an excellent opportunity to get acquainted with HCS and sometimes provides a stepping stone to other employment opportunities. Contact Ben Gallagher at 802-652-2114 for more information. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

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Opportunity: Large Central Vermont Human Service agency has a newly developed Controller position available. This position will be responsible for financial reporting, analysis and process review and will work closely with accounting and other administrative team members. The duties will be varied and involve administrative and agencywide projects as well as oversight of the Payroll/Personnel Team. The Controller will report to the Chief Financial Officer.

Requirements: Creative problem solving, team player with sense of humor. Bachelor’s degree in accounting or related field, accounting expertise and supervision experience required.

Please submit resume and letter of interest by June 17 to: Controller – Personnel Office, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601.

Institute for Sustainable Communities

OFFICE COORDINATOR – 40 hours per week Cope & Associates, Inc., is a consulting and training firm serving a diverse client-base of businesses, nonprofit organizations, and the public sector. We are looking for an organized, customer service, detailoriented person to fulfill a variety of administrative duties including bookkeeping, marketing support, conference planning and clerical tasks. Work is in a fast-paced, professional environment with very friendly policies. Must be proficient with Microsoft Office, database maintenance, and basic research and analysis. Salary and benefits commensurate with experience.

Please send cover letter and resume to: Mark Heyman, Cope & Associates, Inc. 156 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Or to Cope@ConsultCope.com

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The Outreach Associate will have primary responsibility for daily interaction with the public, ISC partners

and donors; will provide a range of administrative and programmatic support activities for the executive and development teams, and the U.S. Program which includes the New England Futures project: administrative planning and logistics; research; preparation of communications materials; and maintenance and improvements to ISC databases. Full-time.

Qualifications: Undergraduate degree; three years senior level administrative experience; experience with international employer preferred.Demonstrated ability to track multiple and competing priorities while maintaining focus on the “big picture”; is proactive; able to develop successful outcomes/products from concepts; excellent communications, research, administrative and computer skills; and ability to work independently and collaboratively.

Deadline: June 30, 2005. Job description at www.iscvt.org. Send a cover letter and resume to: bfairbanks@iscvt.org or fax: 802-229-2919. ISC is an equal opportunity employer.

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

Family Clinician Seeking a full-time Master’s level clinician for Family and Community-Based Services Program serving children w/emotional and behavioral challenges and their families. Previous work with care coordination, therapeutic interventions and parenting education necessary. Requires strong communication and organizational skills. Knowledge of community resources a plus. Flexible hours and transportation required. Qualified candidates may apply by sending cover letter and resume to Tracie Carlson.

Crisis Clinician Children’s crisis clinician sought for a 24 hour/day, 7-day/week crisis team providing phone and outreach support to children and families living in Chittenden County. Ability to work in a fast paced setting, as part of a team, with strong clinical and writing skills. Master’s level clinician preferred and a driver’s license is required. Please send cover letter and resume to Laura Pearce.

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THE VERMONT HUMANITIES COUNCIL Vermont Humanities Council – Moving to Montpelier!

PROGRAM DIRECTOR-LITERACY The Vermont Humanities Council, Vermont’s affiliate of the National Endowment for the Humanities, seeks an experienced Program Director for its Literacy Programs.

Currently in Morrisville, VHC will relocate to Montpelier in August.

The person filling this role will be an energetic, creative, detail-oriented individual who can both implement children’s and adult literacy programs and envision and work collaboratively towards revised, expanded and new humanities-based literacy initiatives. Successful applicant will be well organized, able to take initiative and to work independently with discretion and judgment. Excellent people skills, three years in program management and experience with MS Office and data management required; Master’s degree preferred. EOE. Send letter, resume and three work references by Friday, July 1, to bmiller@vermonthumanities.org or to:

Vermont Humanities Council 200 Park Street Morrisville, VT 05661

Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program A program of U.S. Committee for Refugees and Immigrants

Employment Counselor – VRRP Colchester:

The Baird Center is looking for a couple that is interested in changing their lifestyle and location to include caring for two children. The position includes a house provided by the Baird Center and a generous stipend. Being a professional parent means providing a supportive home environment, helping the youth develop a variety of skills and being a positive role model for the children. You will be part of a dynamic team with plenty of supervision and support. Ideally this couple will be looking to view this as their primary work and their other obligations outside this work will be minimal.

Provide training and orientation for refugees about the American workplace; accompany clients to interviews and job fairs, assist with job applications. Cultivate relationships with employers and state agencies to develop employment and training opportunities.

Prior experience with social service provision, immigrants and interpreting preferred.

Ability to multi-task and work in fast-paced environment is essential. Valid driver’s license, clean driving record, and personal transportation required. Preference given to bilingual (French, Russian, Maay-Maay, Somali, Swahili) candidates. FT, excellent benefits.

The Baird Center is also seeking individuals who are available to care for children in their homes on the weekends. Approval process includes interviews, background checks and a home inspection. Successful candidates will demonstrate commitment, enthusiasm and willingness to work in a cooperative and supportive team effort. Call Erika Davis @ 651-7002 for more information.

Bookkeeper/Financial Assistant – VRRP Colchester:

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Provide bookkeeping support to non-profit agency; responsible for refugee cash assistance, A/P, A/R, GL, and financial reporting; experience with non-profit accounting practices preferred. Proficiency with MS Office/Excel and accounting software (QuickBooks, Fund-EZ, other), and ability to multi-task in fast-paced environment essential.

Preference given to bilingual candidates. FT, excellent benefits.

VRRP is a field office of U.S. Committee for Refugees & Immigrants. USCRI is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. No phone calls please. Submit a resume that includes salary history with a cover letter describing your interest and qualifications by June 17th to: Nada Popovac Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program 462 Hegeman Ave, Suite 101 Colchester, VT 05446 npopovac@uscrivt.org

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We’re seeking Topnotch talent!

Sample Control Technician: F/T

We are accepting applications at Stowe’s only four-star, preferred Hotel & Resort:

Lund Family Center is an established agency with a history of supporting strong, healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following full-time positions within the Residential and Community Treatment department:

Community Parent Educator: Candidates will work with infants and children and their parents to provide education and support. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in human service related field with experience and/or knowledge of substance abusing population preferred.

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Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health-club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Please submit cover letter and resume to:

Responsibilities include receiving, shipping and logging in environmental samples. Prior laboratory experience is desired, however we will train the right candidate. Excellent attention to detail, strong communication skills, and the ability to work with others as a team is necessary. High school diploma or equivalent. Information about the company is available at www.stl-inc.com.

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Clinical Social Worker: Clinician will provide therapeutic services to young women in a residential treatment setting. Minimum of Master’s degree in mental health field required; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must.

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PARTNERS IN SERVICE (PINS) Congregations and Family Services in Partnership for Children and Families in Need The Department for Children and Families Services, Family Services Division is seeking a full-time contractual position as Coordinator of faith based partnerships between Family Services District Offices and Religious congregations.

Please send resume and letter of interest to: Linda Moulton DCF/Family Services 103 South Main Street, Osgood 3 Waterbury, VT 05671-2401 For information or to submit electronically, contact Linda Moulton at 241-2131 or email her at: lmoulton@srs.state.vt.us Deadline for resumes is Friday, July 1, 2005

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PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect access to reproductive health care and sexuality education.

PART-TIME OFFICE MANAGER Join Planned Parenthood! Seeking an enthusiastic Office Manager (30 hours weekly) with excellent organizational, communication and computer skills to oversee maintenance, cleaning, security and phone systems for our Mansfield Ave offices, as well as purchasing office and medical supplies, and providing general administrative assistance. Associates Degree or high school diploma and 2-3 years of office management experience in a nonprofit organization preferred. Advanced knowledge of Microsoft Word, familiarity with spreadsheets and experience in providing support to a diverse group of office personnel a plus.

If you are interested in working in a customer-focused, continuous learning environment and are a team player, please reply with cover letter and resume by June 17 to:

Seeking energetic person to join a fun team to provide case management services to individuals with developmental disabilities in Franklin and Grand Isle counties.

You will be responsible for coordinating individual service plans through a clientcentered approach and facilitating the communication and arrangements necessary for high quality consumer satisfaction. A Bachelor’s degree in a related human service field and 1 year of experience are minimum requirements. NCSS employees receive competitive wages, an outstanding benefits package and ongoing professional development. Please send letter of interest and resume to address below.

Respite Provider 29-year-old man looking for person to do respite work every other weekend. Ideal person would have lots of energy. If you would like to open up your home to a young man give us a call. No children under 18 years of age. Young man would need to be kept busy. If interested please call Gordon at 802-868-3523 x 225.

PPNNE, Site Manager 23 Mansfield Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 Or email: hresources@ppnne.org

107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478

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EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Seeking highly experienced Admin. Assts. to help in busy financial institutions and other for profit and nonprofit organizations. Exp. with multi-line phones, meet/ greet clients, data entry, filing, basic A/P – A/R. Must be highly professional and proficient in MS Office. Positions are temp., temp. to hire and permanent. Very competitive pay, for more info please call # below.

(802) 864-5900 burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com

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JOB TRAINING Burlington Health & Rehab Center will be interviewing and accepting applications for our next:

LICENSED NURSES AIDE TRAINING COURSE

Spend your summer working ON Vermont’s highest peak…

The following seasonal positions are available:

Time is running out!

Submit applications by June 17, 2005

Retail Sales Clerks • Cooks • Banquet Chef • Waitstaff/Server Security Guard (3rd Shift) • Office Clerk – Facilities Ticket Seller • Banquet/Restaurant Sous Chef We offer many recreational opportunities and benefits including an 18-hole golf course, tennis, alpine slide, climbing wall and more!

For immediate consideration, contact the Director of Staff Development. Class starts on June 21, must have transportation.

Burlington

For more information or to complete an application, please contact:

Health & Rehabilitation Center

Stowe Mountain Resort – Human Resources 5781 Mountain Road, Stowe, VT 05672 www.stowe.com Email: jobs@stowe.com

300 Pearl Street • Burlington, VT 05401 p: 802-658-4200

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ADJUNCT INSTRUCTORS - FALL 2005 PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

Instructors needed to teach the following courses. Master’s degree in field required; prior teaching experience preferred. Course descriptions can be found at www.champlain.edu.

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• Accounting Information Systems

• Applying XSL/XSLT (online course) • Internet & Web Architecture (on campus & online courses) • Introduction to Web Business (on campus & online courses) • Web Development (on campus & online courses) • Web Site Security

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Join Planned Parenthood!

Seeking a creative and energetic full-time Administrative Assistant/ Accounting Clerk to support the Human Resources and Accounting Departments in our Williston central office. Provide assistance with employee benefits maintenance, accounts payable and receivable activities, and grant tracking. Additionally, schedule meetings, make travel arrangements and supply general office support. The ideal candidate will have an Associates’ degree (or equivalent experience), some knowledge of accounting principles and strong math aptitude. Must be detail-oriented, with excellent written and oral communication skills, and able to work independently. We offer a progressive, supportive, team-oriented work environment and generous benefit package.

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Advanced Batch File Programming Database (MS Access) File Management Internet Research PowerPoint Spreadsheets

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COMPUTER NETWORKING • Computers & Telecommunications • Introduction to Data Communications • Introduction to Routers SOFTWARE ENGINEERING

American National Government Discrete Mathematics Introduction to Psychology Macroeconomics Microeconomics Physical Science Statistics

• Computer Systems for Software Engineers • Data Structures and Algorithms (online course) • Introduction to Computer Theory

Please respond with resume, cover letter and salary requirements by June 23rd to:

Open until positions are filled.

Send cover letter (with reference to course name), resume and references to:

PPNNE Human Resources Manager 183 Talcott Road Williston, VT 05495 Or email: hresources@ppnne.org

Human Resources, Champlain College PO Box 670 Burlington, VT 05402-0670 email HR@champlain.edu fax 802-860-2772

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT NUTRITION PROGRAM MANAGER Cornell Cooperative Extension in Plattsburgh seeks a Nutrition Educator to coordinate nutrition educational programs for limited resource clientele as part of the ESNY program. Bachelor’s degree related to responsibilities of the position and 1 year related experience. Strong background in nutrition, education and personnel management highly desirable.

Corrections Mental Health VT Licensed Mental Health Clinician

Sought for part-time position at Northwest State Correctional Facility in Swanton, VT. Provide assessment, individual and group therapy. Foster and participate in multidisciplinary treatment approach and continuous quality improvement. Competitive wage.

Email cover letter and resume to: Marion Watson at fmjer29v11@aol.com

Cornell Cooperative Extension, 6064 Route 22 #5, Plattsburgh, NY 12901; 518-561-7450 EOE

SHIFT RUNNERS WANTED Must be motivated, responsible, customer friendly and like a fast pace. No experience necessary. If you are right for the job we will gladly train you.

Call Mike at 802-658-5667.

The Leahy Press, Inc., is looking for experienced people in the following positions:

Vermont’s Premier Cinema

OFFSET PRESS OPERATOR

PART TIME SUPERVISOR

to run a 5 color Heidelberg Speed Master

We’re seeking a responsible and motivated Individual for a Staff Supervisor position.

is now hiring for the following positions:

Concierge, Front Desk & Reservations FT/PT

BINDERY EQUIPMENT OPERATOR Salary commensurate with experience. Positions require flexible, energetic team players with strong customer service and excellent computer skills.

Email: frana@vtculinaryresort.com Fax: 802-764-1494 HR Department 70 Essex Way Essex, VT 05452 The Inn at Essex is an EOE employer.

Enjoy good pay with excellent benefits including a very good insurance program, extraordinary retirement fund and paid holidays, sick days and your birthday off. If you want more than a job, if you want a career you will enjoy, consider Leahy Press.

We are taking applications right now.

The Leahy Press, Inc. 79 River Street, PO Box 428 Montpelier, VT 05602 Phone: (802) 223-2100 fax: (802) 229-5149 Email: leahy@leahypress.com

Maintenance Summer Help: Maintenance, grounds and custodial openings available for the summer. 40 hrs/week.

June 20 - August 26.

After-school Site Coordinators: for Burlington elementary schools. Administer after-school programs focused on arts, academics and athletics. Responsible for budget management, hiring, program development. Full-time.

AmeriCorps*VISTA: Members needed to serve in Burlington schools. Help support parent and volunteer involvement in the schools. Also help with literacy programs.

Administrative Assistant: Grants department. Responsible for correspondence, grant research, budget and project management, routine office tasks.

Paraeducators: Various openings for summer and fall.

SUNDAY FOOD SERVER Priority to serve a continental breakfast for clients at the Food Shelf plus assist in cleaning and maintaining kitchen area. Must have large quantity food prep experience and Knowledge of nutritional requirements.

SUNDAY DISHWASHER Priority to clean and maintain kitchen area at Food Shelf plus assist with serving a continental breakfast for clients.

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Ability to deal courteously and professionally with diverse populations.

Ability to direct and oversee the work of volunteers.

Lift 50lbs. or more.

Starting wage: $12/hour.

Hours: 4 per week

See detailed information on our website www.bsdvt.org.

Resumes to: Burlington School District Human Resources 150 Colchester Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 EOE

2 to 4 shifts available per week to start. We offer competitive wages, free movies and more. Please mail or drop off resume or application to: Majestic 10, 190 Boxwood Street, Williston, VT 05495

We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

The Burlington School District Employment Opportunities: Custodians: One position is for 2nd shift at Burlington High School. One is a temporary position for about 9 months for 1st shift at H. O. Wheeler Elementary. Both are full-time.

Along with prior supervisory experience candidates must be able to: • Work weekends and evenings and perform nightly cash/computer • Closeout plus organize personnel for effective theater operation.

Attn: Wanda Hines, The Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf, 228 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401

OPEN UNTIL FILLED. Members of minority and diverse cultural groups are encouraged to apply.

Scan Coordinator We’re seeking a detail-oriented, tech-savvy individual to ensure accurate pricing and the smooth operation of our Point of Sale system. This position supports all store departments in achieving margin and sales goals by updating and maintaining our pricing structure. Six months related computer experience required for this full-time position.

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more!

City Market is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Fill out an application at Customer Service or send your resume via email or snail-mail to: CITY MARKET–HR 82 S. Winooski Ave., Suite 2 Burlington, VT 05401 Jobs@citymarket.coop

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Bread Baker

PAINTERS Requirements:

to work Saturday and Sunday for 8 hours a day. Salary is negotiable.

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EM s to fill both full and part-time openings. $11/hour or D.O.E. for EMTs and $11.50 or D.O.E. for EMT-Is. Clean driving record.

For more information, please call Sister Cecile at 802-863-6835.

Call 800-639-2082.

Northeastern Family Institute

NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following position:

Please send resume and cover letter to Kathy Pettengill, Director of Operations, 30 Airport Road, South Burlington, VT 05403.

EOE

For an interview, call 802-865-3440 and leave a message.

• 2 years experience • Must be neat and detail oriented • Must have reliable transportation Pay depends on experience.

Looking for full-time or part-time. Summer or year-round employment.

Call Darren at 802-893-7200

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WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H

Human Resources and Administrative Support Coordinator NFI Vermont is seeking an experienced Human Resources Coordinator.The ideal candidate will be enthusiastic, team-oriented, self-motivated and enjoy working with people. Primary duties include coordination and corresponding with our 17 programs regarding hiring and benefits information, coordinating the agency training calendar, payroll timesheet entry, recording meeting minutes, assisting the Director of Operations and Executive Director with administrative support. Must possess the ability to multi-task in a busy environment, as well as excellent computer skills and attention to detail skills.

To learn our entire process of great bread production.

Flexible schedule, starting at midnight.

Punctuality an asset.

Payroll/Personnel Clerk #1044 Responsibilities include calculating and processing in-house payroll for 600+ employees and preparation of federal and state tax filing forms including 941s and W-2s. Must have one to two year’ payroll experience and/or experience in an office setting, and general knowledge of payroll and related function. Must be very accurate and have excellent follow-up skills, along with the ability to deal with people in an appropriate manner, and the ability to work independently. Knowledge of Microsoft Office applications, i.e. Word, Excel, Publisher, Outlook, PowerPoint.

EOE. Only qualified applicants will receive a response. Valid driver’s license, good driving record and safe, insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resume to: WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601. (802) 229-0591 www.wcmhs.org.

Residential Counselor Come join our team and work in a therapeutic community residence. Take advantage of the opportunity to learn to work with adults who are considered to have a mental illness and often have co-occurring substance use problems.

Position requires a BA/BS in related field. Experience preferred. Full-time.

Excellent benefits.

Mental Health Residential Substitutes Energetic, responsible individuals needed to join our team working in residential programs for adults who are considered to have a mental illness and often have co-occurring substance use problems. Flexible hours, competitive hourly wages. ALL SHIFTS, especially SLEEP and AWAKE overnights.

Resume to:

Lis Mickenberg Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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LEAD PERSON Goodwill Industries of Northern New England is actively seeking an experienced maintenance/custodial lead person. This position oversees supported employment sites working with persons with disabilities in Burlington, VT. The ideal candidate must have prior maintenance, janitorial or facilities management experience along with some supervisory experience. This is a working lead person position where the primary duties include assisting in scheduling, hiring custodians and/or grounds maintenance employees. This is a full-time (40 hour per week) position, which requires the ability to work a flexible schedule.

We offer a competitive starting salary and an excellent benefits package. Please submit your resume with a cover letter to jobs@ginne.org or mail your cover letter and resume to:

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Zutano, Inc. is a fun and exciting children’s clothing manufacturer located in the scenic hills of Cabot. We are looking to fill the following position:

PRODUCTION ASSISTANT: Motivated self-starter needed to join our growing company. Responsibilities to include assisting Production Manager with the following: processing factory purchase orders, special account orders, correspondence with overseas accounts, researching importing requirements, pricing & various production report running/analysis.

This individual will be working in a wholesale environment. Candidate to possess strong communication and interpersonal skills. Attention to detail and the ability to manage projects are essential. Candidate must have strong writing, computer skills & be well versed in Excel. This position offers a competitive benefits and compensation package based upon experience.

If you like fashion, children and working in a close-knit team environment, please send your resume to: Zutano, Inc., Human Resources 1785 Coits Pond Rd. Cabot, VT 05647 or email kris@zutano.com

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T H E E N E RG Y E X PE RTS Vermont Gas Systems is accepting applications for the following position:

SALES AND MARKETING MANAGER Vermont Gas Systems, a natural gas distribution company, has an opening for a dynamic, customer focused individual to lead its residential and commercial sales organization.

This person will be responsible for implementing marketing strategies to achieve growth targets, pursuing opportunities to expand our service territory, helping to promote energy efficiency and managing delivery of advertising programs. The individual must be able to motivate and lead a team to meet sales and customer service goals. We are looking for someone who can demonstrate creativity and initiative and possess strong marketing and business acumen.

The ideal candidate must also have: Bachelor’s degree in marketing, business or related field Five to eight years experience in managing sales, marketing and customer service type functions Strong presentation and analytical skills Knowledge of energy efficiency programs and utility industry is preferred

KEY ACCOUNT REPRESENTATIVE We are looking for an individual to serve as the primary contact for the company’s major industrial, institutional and large commercial accounts. Responsibilities include pursuing sales and energy efficiency opportunities with new and existing customers, managing supply needs and contract negotiations, and handling all customer requests and communications. This person will also work with local and state economic development groups to attract and retain businesses in our service territory. We need someone who knows how to build trust and credibility with customers and perform with great integrity and diplomacy.

The ideal candidate must also possess: Bachelor’s degree in communications, business, engineering or related field; or equivalent experience Five to ten years direct sales and/or customer service experience, preferably in a technical setting Strong presentation, communication and organizational skills Understanding of natural gas applications, HVAC systems, manufacturing processes and energy efficiency programs Ability to develop strong, long-term customer relations We offer an excellent compensation and benefits package, opportunity to grow and develop and be part of a strong team.

Please respond to Human Resources, Vermont Gas, P.O. Box 467 Burlington, VT 05402 or apply online at www.vermontgas.com by June 30, 2005.

We are an equal opportunity employer.

Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

Cooks Seeking part-time and per diem cooks to provide all aspects of meal preparation, serving and dishwashing for residents at our Ruggles House and Three Cathedral Square locations. Must possess a H.S. diploma or equivalent and prior cooking experience. Weekend and evening shifts available.

Prep Cook Seeking a part-time prep cook to assist in the preparation of meals, dishwashing and cleaning. Must possess a H.S. diploma or equivalent, prior experience preferred.

Monday – Friday, 5:00 – 8:00 p.m.

Maintenance Technician/Custodian Seeking a Maintenance Technician/Custodian to perform a variety of cleaning duties and property maintenance. Must possess a H.S. diploma and one year of experience.

Part-time, 25 hours a week, St. Albans location.

Financial Specialist (PT) Seeking a Financial Specialist to complete project financial statements, review accounts payable invoice entry, review financial statements on other projects and assist the Director of Finance in the preparation of corporate consolidated financial statements. Must possess an Associate’s degree in Accounting or Business and have 2+ years experience in preparing financial statements. 20 – 24/hours per week, flexible schedule.

Resident Service Coordinator Seeking a RSC to enhance resident quality of life through the development, promotion and coordination of a variety of activities, programs and services for seniors.

Educates residents on community services, coordinates weekly events and develops resident newsletter. Previous experience working with seniors preferred.

CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefit package and a friendly working environment. Submit resume to:

Human Resources, Cathedral Square Corporation 308 Pine St., Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: (802) 863-6661 • Email: jobs@cathedralsquare.org Equal Opportunity Employer

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Evening & weekend hours a must!

Now hiring full-time 4pm - 12am. Part-time also available. Clean driving record required.

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Come in person weekdays 8am - 4pm 481 White St., So. Burlington, VT 05407

Kerry’s Kwik Stop 249 St. Paul St. Burlington, VT 05401

RETAIL MERCHANDISER Part-time flexible person responsible for planning and execution of visual displays in our five retail stores. Prior experience and proven knowledge of visual merchandising a must. Send resume/letter of interest to: Jen Mikell, 210 East Main Street, Richmond, VT 05477

The Fairfield Inn by Marriott in Colchester, Vermont, is seeking energetic employees for the following positions:

Front Desk • Housekeeping • Breakfast Host Maintenance Helper & Facilities Full- and part-time positions available. Please apply in person at:

84 South Park Drive Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-1400

CARING PEOPLE NEEDED We are looking for friendly, cheerful and dependable people to assist the elderly in their homes. Non-medical companionship, meal preparation, light housekeeping, errands and other homemaker activities. No heavy lifting. We have flexible, part-time, day, evening, weekend and overnight shifts available in Chittenden, Addison, Lamoille and Franklin Counties.

Home Instead Senior Care Famous for Smoked Meats and Fine Foods

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CALL: (802) 860-4663

Professional, part-time FASHION AND JEWELRY SALESPERSON

Excellent opportunity for a high-energy individual with prior healthcare EDI experience to start a career in sales.

Ability to coordinate creative wardrobe choices for our valued customers. Work in our team atmosphere, excellent communication skills, assist in visual and store maintenance. Permanent position.

Apply in person or phone 658-4050 115 College Street, Burlington.

The eCommerce Services EDI Sales Support Advisor will support continued sales growth and meet growth projections for the eCommerce Services EDI business. Objectives are to coordinate and implement sales programs, provide admin. & direct sales support for channel operating units, pursue new sales opportunities, and to support the eCommerce Services relationship with the unified sales team.

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IDX is an EOE, M/F/D/V.

Preschool Program The King Street Youth Center is seeking a creative, dynamic full-time Assistant Teacher to support our children and families in our diverse, NAEYC accredited preschool program. Candidates should be experienced in and committed to the field of ECE.Associate’s degree/CDA required. Send resume, 3 references and cover letter to:

Part-time Tai Box and Kickboxing Instructors

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Experienced instructors needed. Benefits include fitness membership and competitive salary. Please fill out application at the YMCA, 266 College St, Burlington, or send resume to abahr@gbymca.org.

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Winooski Housing Authority, a progressive manager/ developer of affordable housing programs, seeks a skilled individual to join our team. Strong attention to detail and experience with subsidized housing programs a plus. Competitive salary and excellent benefit package. Send your resume to:

The Vermont Council of Developmental and Mental Health Services is seeking a high level Administrative Assistant. Expertise in financial operations and budget management using QuickBooks required. Human resource management required with knowledge of cafeteria plans desired. Duties also include staff support for meetings, planning of training events and secretarial responsibilities.

Expertise in Microsoft Office applications essential. 32 hours/week with benefits.

Vicky Smith, KSYC, PO Box 1615, Burlington, VT 05402

Debbie Hergenrother, WHA 83 Barlow Street Winooski, VT 05404 or contact Debbie at 802-655-2360 x 27 with questions.

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Send cover letter and resume by June 23rd to: VCDMHS • 137 Elm Street Montpelier, VT 05602 EOE

RESPITE PROVIDER Substitute live-in provider needed for young men transitioning from a residential setting back to the community.

Responsibilities include providing a supportive home environment, working with youth to teach independent living skills and being a positive role model. This is a taxexempt position.

Contact Todd Bailey at 802-338-4603.

Positions #85 & #86 Patient and energetic team members sought to join a wrap team supporting an engaging 13year-old with autism. Hours to work: School, after-school and weekend hours; full and parttime positions available. Experience with ABA, challenging behaviors and communication supports desired but not required. Intensive training and support provided.

Please call Elizabeth at 888-7010.

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live-in caregiver for easygoing, elderly disabled woman. 2-3, 24hour days/week. Must have homecare/nursing skills.

Lifting/transfer required. Non-smoking household, very nice setting. Wages $300 for two 24-hr days/wk.

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PROPERTY MAINTENANCE PERSON. The qualified candidates will possess skills in all aspects of property management. Excellent communication skills and previous experience required. Competitive salary and benefits. EOE, minorities and women encouraged to apply.

Please email your resume to: statro@omegavt.com or send it to 25 Omega Drive, Williston, VT 05495.

Spectrum Youth and Family Services seeks a full-time Case Manager for our Transitional Housing Program.Candidates should be knowledgeable and experienced in the following areas: long and short term support; crisis intervention; advocacy; substance abuse; and other related issues with homeless, runaway and at-risk youth. MSW/MA is preferred but not required. EOE. Send resume and cover letter to:

Work with a group of motivated activists to reduce global warming pollution starting at the state level! Mobilize Vermont to invest in energy efficiency and clean energy! Career opportunities available for college grads.

EB Spectrum One Stop 177 Pearl St. Burlington, VT 05401

Call Dan: (802) 863-6293

BARBER/COSMETOLOGIST wanted for chair rental in men’s shop located in downtown Burlington. Reasonable rates, flexible hours. Call for details, 863-5100.

BUILDING MAINTENANCE: Part-time, 20-30 hours per week. Call Rene at O’Brien Brothers Agency, 324-4183 or 658-5000 (office).

CARPENTERS WANTED: Contractor seeks experienced, hardworking carpenters frame to finish. Tools not necessary. “Finish only” carpenters need not apply.

Full-time, year-round.

309-1117.

COMPUTER REPAIR AND NETWORK TECHNICIAN: Experienced, organized, dependable, timely, selfstarter, good people skills.

Dependable vehicle for onsite work. References. 20-25 hours/week. Send resume to Info@pinecomputers.net.

CONSTRUCTION/SKI TECH: Are you looking for a career change or career advancement? Are you hard working, good w/people and enjoy working w/a small group? Do you enjoy working outside in the summer and in a ski service shop in the winter?

If this interests you, call David, 864-6370. NS. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties.

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802-658-1464.

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DIRECTOR OF PROGRAMS: The Vermont Forum on Sprawl is a nonprofit organization dedicated to strengthening community centers and preserving Vermont’s working landscape and quality of life. We are seeking a new Director of Programs with a strong record of achievement to manage all programs for our dynamic and respected organization.

This will be a key position in our organization, as we go through a strategic planning process and aim to focus and expand our programs. The ideal candidate will have vision and energy, and will be able to successfully manage our evolving and dynamic programs. He/She must demonstrate a strong commitment to our mission and goals, have a proven record of leading and managing programs, and supervising staff/sub-contractors.

He/She must be comfortable working with individuals and groups from diverse backgrounds. In addition, he/she should have a knowledge of and/or experience in: land use planning and law; community and economic development; housing and transportation issues, and; legislative, state and local government process. He/She must communicate clearly and diplomatically, and be familiar with a nonprofit work environment.

Familiarity with Vermont issues a plus. BA required, graduate degree preferred.

Some travel and evening work is required. Salary and benefits commensurate with experience. Please send a letter of interest, salary expectations and a full resume. Respond by June 24 to employment@ vtsprawl.org, or to Noelle MacKay, Executive Director, Vermont Forum on Sprawl, 110 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401. The Vermont Forum on Sprawl is an equal opportunity employer.

DRIVERS WITH LATEMODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802658-1464.

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ELECTRONICS TECHNICIAN: Flexible part-time position refurbishing televisions and other consumer electronics at a progressive nonprofit committed to reducing waste while creating opportunity.

Apply with resume and cover letter asap to dshelden@ recyclenorth.org. EOE. EQUIPMENT OPERATORS: Laborers, Truck Drivers, immediate openings, generous compensation. Kingsbury Construction Co., Inc., fax resume 802-496-2212 or call 802-496-2205.

EXPOSE YOURSELF: With one simple phone call, you can reach up to 17 million young, active and educated readers in more than 100 newspapers just like this one. Go to www.aancan.com or call this newspaper for more information. (AAN CAN) FULL-TIME ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT: Primary responsibilities require bookkeeping, preparing proposals, billing and accounts receivable. Position requires ability to adjust to constant daily activity and multitasking.

Expertise in Microsoft Office essential. Immediate opening. Call 802-496-3000, fax resume to 802-496-7916 or diana@woodandwoodsigns. com.

LEGAL ASSISTANT/INVESTIGATOR: Part-time/flextime, general office work, typing, filing, etc. and field investigations for busy criminal defense practice.

Familiarity with the legal process required. Must be well organized, outgoing and able to work independently.

Prior law enforcement or military experience helpful, sense of humor and thick skin mandatory. Please email resume or letter detailing why you would like to do this sort of work to smacken @mac.com.

MAINTENANCE: Seeking responsible person with excellent skills and knowledge to maintain commercial complex and other properties. Must have own vehicle and tools. Resume to Neville Companies, Inc. One Mill St., Suite 290, Burlington, VT 05401 or resumes@nevilleco. com.

MERCHANDISERS: NRS is looking for merchandisers with reset experience, permanent part-time to service brand name products in the Williston, VT and surrounding area. Approx. 1-2 days a week. Fax resume to 1-508984-4451 or call 1-800-9840222 for info.

MOON STUDIO DAY SPA now hiring stylists/cosmetologists. Call 985-9949 or stop by.

ORGANIC Farm/Wilderness Collective in California seeking volunteers with backpacking experience and agrarian interest. Accommodations and food. www.wilder nesscollective.com.

QUEER? ALLIED? Interested in sex? Peer Outreach Worker sought for R.U.1.2? Queer Community Center Health and Wellness Program.

Community organizing skills, HIV prevention smarts, knowledge of the Internet and how men hook up for sex online and in person helpful for this 16-hour/week position. Includes some evenings and weekends, flextime. Resume/cover letter by 6/24 to R.U.1.2?, PO Box 5883, Burlington, VT 05402.

Attn.: Christopher. Info, 860-7812.

SMALL MONTESSORI PRESCHOOL looking for full and part-time teachers. Send resume to North End Children’s House. 16 Murray Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or call 865-2870.

SUMMER PHOTO journalism opportunity: Construct documentary for local home design/build firm. $2000 stipend, 200 hours work.

Apply at www.affordable house.blogspot.com.

TOPSHELF EXOTIC ENTERTAINMENT: Looking for female and male dancers.

Work for a professional company, excellent pay, exciting environment. 802-355-7380 or 802-865-3357.

TORTILLA FLAT IS NOW HIRING Dishwashers: Please apply in person at 317 Riverside Ave., Burlington, VT. No phone calls, please.

Customer Service Coordinator Long-term position in Colchester with the potential for a permanent position. Will validate inventory versus billing data by using analytical and research skills. Job duties include processing telecommunications revenue adjustments and entering information into proprietary software. Will also be responsible for data review and will be doing simple reporting. Must have excellent computer skills, specifically in MS Office and attention to detail is a must. $10/hour.

Call Triad Temporary Services, Inc., at 1-800-894-8455 or 802-864-8255.

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Position #002 Looking for a person to provide community/work support for a man with developmental disabilities in the Worcester/Barre area. This will be a community/ work-based program, 20 hours per week, non-benefitted position. Candidates must have a valid Vermont operator’s license and a reliable, insured vehicle. Training provided. Send resume with letter of interest to: Sterling Area Services, Inc., 109 Professional Drive Morrisville, VT 05661 or call for an application at 1-802-698-7602.

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20 Main St. Vergennes, VT 05491

We currently have an opening for a fulltime, small animal health technician (prior experience preferred). The individual must be an energetic, enthusiastic, caring team player to compliment our staff of five fulltime technicians. We offer a competitive wage, and excellent benefits package as well as continuing education opportunities.

Please send resume to Tammy Lavalette at the Vergennes Animal Hospital, 20 Main Street, Vergennes, VT 05491 or email to verah@adelphia.net If you have questions about the position please call Tammy at (802) 877-3371, 8 am to 4 pm.

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