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Undead Molly

BAD HEAD What’s with the editorial staff at Seven Days? You go to the trouble of printing my letter to the editor [May 31], which is all about demanding greater respect from the Discover Jazz festival toward women musicians (especially instrumentalists), and you slap this ridiculous title on it: “Ladies’ Tunes.” Gag me with a spoon! What the hell is a “lady’s tune?” And what remote connection does that have to what my article was about? Does it have something to do with “Ladies’ Night” at the local bar? Or maybe that there are certain jazz tunes that “ladies” would like to listen to that the Discover Jazz festival is not providing? Are you quite successfully attempting to join the ranks of various organizations that routinely insult the female population of Vermont? I mistakenly had the impression that you were interested in supporting my position on this annually bulldozed issue by printing my letter, but instead you manage to add insult to injury. Emily Lanxner

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YOU LOOK FAMILIAR... MYSPACE? I went out to a show last night at a venue in Burlington. It was the Bindlestiff Family Cirkus, a troupe of whom I’m quite fond and have seen a number of times before. They’re great fun, but you have to select your seat carefully — close enough to get a good view, but not so close that you’ll be nabbed for audience participation. The show was great! Lots of fun. Anyway, while I was there I saw two people I “know” from MySpace. One of them was with some mutual friends so I was introduced to her, but the other was... well, there was a four-degree separation between myself and this person such that an introduction was not going to occur. Normally this would be a relief because I hate people and don’t want to meet 99.9 percent of them. But this is the second time I’ve seen someone from MySpace I actually wanted to meet but was baffled by what sort of etiquette might govern the situation. I was nowhere near drunk enough to say “fuck etiquette.” So I guess I just resign myself to what seems the most civilized course of action in my opinion: Stay available but do not approach. Because who am I to go barging in on someone’s evening? It just feels creepy, unladylike, and quite presumptuous to go introducing myself to people I hardly know — boldly assuming that they reciprocate my wish to meet. Or maybe I’m just a big lily-livered milquetoast.

from the stage, and sold tickets specifically to raise campaign money to a band (Starline Rhythm Boys) that gets paid to play background music at campaign cookouts. Routly asks, “What does that say about the Starline Rhythm Boys, a former Bernie band now vending their carefully crafted retro brand to Tarrant?” To me it says that they want to take away a woman’s right to choose and rid our nation once and for all of the death tax. Either that, or they are a working band that will play events for whomever hires them. Some bands can’t afford to be choosy about the beliefs of their customers, or want to be. And why is Routly treating this as a shocking exposé just because the Starline Rhythm Boys are playing for a Republican? Is this a journalistic piece or an editorial? In the future Routly should have local bands of questionable allegiance sign a loyalty oath so she won’t have to smoke them out of their holes. Brian Burns CALAIS

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JUST CAUSE? Re: “Vermonters Assess the Human Price of Military Conflict,” May 17 RHYTHM BOYS BLUES and a response by Mindy Evnin I found the premise of Paula [“Letters,” May 31]: First, my heart Routly’s article — that musical pergoes out to Ms. Evnin, John formance equals political endorseGelineau, and all the families who ment — to be deeply flawed [“Area have suffered the losses of loved ones Musicians Assess the Price of Playing in Iraq. As to Ms. Evnin’s claim of Politics”]. She compares a band one-sided reporting, I agree that it (Ramble Dove) that volunteered would have balanced the article to their time, endorsed a candidate have included with 3x6-TimberlaneHEARTS021506 2/13/06 2:13 someone PM Page 1 a differLanxer is the director of PanAshé Steelband.

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KNOW YOUR ENEMIES Re: “John Birch Society Explains Who’s Destroying America,” May 31: While it’s true I did identify former VLS Dean Kempner, my neighbor, and I think and hope still friend, as a member of the Council on Foreign Relations because both my personal copy (page 259) of The Shadows of Power: The Council on


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Foreign Relations and the American Decline by James Perloff and the other copy I held that evening (5/25/2006 in South Royalton High School Library) state the fact, I do not remember calling him an “enemy.” Dean Kempner and I may disagree on some matters, but we likely agree the United States Constitution has provided the framework for a unique governmental system, which attracts many millions of people . . . who want to be here in the United States of America, legally or otherwise. Is it our freedom, our wealth, our heritage, our future that pulls?

Thank you for informing your readers the John Birch Society endures since 1958, and allow me to point out its motto of “Less Government, More Responsibility and with God’s help, a Better World.” Grant Lester Corwin II SOUTH ROYALTON

Corwin leads the Vermont chapter of the JBS. WHAT ABOUT BOB? I want to thank Seven Days and reporter Cathy Resmer for the recent article “John Birch Society Explains Who’s Destroying America” [May 31].

Ms. Resmer wrote that our position is that a “ruling elite” wants to merge the U.S. into a “Soviet-style one-world tyranny under the United Nations.” While that position may seem “fringe” to Americans who don’t know the U.S. Constitution from a fishing license or couldn’t name their member of Congress, that position was articulated by folks like Ford Foundation President Rowan Gaither in the early ’50s, Bill Clinton’s mentor Professor Carroll Quigley, and countless others over the last 50 years. Last June, CNN’s Lou Dobbs did a report on a plan launched by

the Bush Administration, called the Security and Prosperity Partnership, which plans the economic, political, and military integration of Mexico, Canada and the U.S. Mr. Dobbs ended the story by suggesting that “Our countries’ political elites must be mad.” If that isn’t enough verification, go to the websites of the World Federalist and the U.N. Association. The article went on to mention that left-wing cultural icons demeaned and ridiculed the JBS, including Bob Dylan who penned the song “Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues.” Isn’t it the nature of left-wing cultural icons to demean and ridicule those who oppose their agenda? So much for their alleged tolerance and diversity. Years after he wrote his song “Talkin’ John Birch Paranoid Blues,” he wrote a song entitled “Gonna Change My Way of Thinking.” In the song, Dylan laments his former world view and the fact that he had been influenced by fools. Harold Shurtleff HYDE PARK

Shurtleff is regional field director for the John Birch Society. JBS EXPOSURE Solid, comprehensive and interesting article on the recent John Birch Society meeting in South Royalton, “John Birch Society Explains Who’s Destroying America” [May 31]. I thought they had died out years ago! Was relieved to see only seven showed up at the meeting. I was a

newspaper editor in a small conservative town in Connecticut back in the ’60s, and recall well their carping, dangerous, know-nothing, insidious broad-brush tactics. We stood up to ’em. Karl Decker TOWNSHEND

NEEDED PROTECTION I am writing to you about the very important bill H-865, which was vetoed by our Governor Douglas [“Something for Everyone to Protest,” May 24]. My child is transgendered. How is it that someone can tell me that my child isn’t important enough to be safe from hate, when there could be a law that would educate people to understand something they don’t understand? I have seen some of the hate from people not understanding, but my child sees it and hears it every day. If you keep putting uneducated people in office who make these poor judgments, we can never be free of hate. I didn’t go to college or learn how to spell or read well, but I did learn and have more common sense. If this letter sounds hard to you, perhaps it should be this way. There are stupid things we do before we learn how wrong we are, but if we are willing to fix it today and not waste another moment, God bless us all. I would have many, many questions to ask someone who still doesn’t get it. Is the bill H-865 important? If you are transgender it is. Coralyn G. Guidry COLCHESTER

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GOPEEVED Gary Cole is a bundle of contradictions: artist, theater producer, attorney, former CIA employee, lifelong Republican and — for three days in 2003 — head of the $60 million annual grants program at the National Endowment for the Arts. Cole, 46, sees himself as a casualty of the culture wars. His political appointment to the NEA was quickly torpedoed by Karl Rove’s office. At issue: two theater productions filmed by StageDirect, Cole’s Portland, Oregon-based video company. Straight is a one-man play about the “Exodus Movement” to convert gays and lesbians to heterosexuality; Poona the Fuckdog is a scathing political satire on mass media and commercialism. On Monday night, Cole read from his book Artless: The Odyssey of a Republican Cultural Creative, at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Today, Cole, who calls himself a “non-practicing Republican,” admits he was naïve in believing his dual passions for politics and the arts wouldn’t eventually collide. He points out that the Bush family already had one disastrous experience with a Republican attorney from Oregon in the 1980s: former NEA Director John E. Frohnmayer, who sponsored a controversial exhibit by the late Robert Mapplethorpe. Apparently, Rove wasn’t about to provoke a similar row with his socially conservative base. “Theater, to me, is all about challenging people,” Cole told the dozen or so people in attendance. “And that’s not how you go very far in politics.” KEN PICARD

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VERMONT — “Israel-occupied White House.” “Who let the Zionists out?” “Iraq, Haiti, Palestine: Occupation is a crime.” These sentiments — expressed on signs held by protestors last month when Laura Bush visited Vermont — are increasingly common among antiwar activists and other members of the “Far Left.” That trend alarms a group of Burlington-area Jews, who believe that these attitudes are fueled by an incomplete understanding of the Jewish state. To counter the tendency, last spring they founded the Israel Center of Vermont. The nonprofit’s goal is to give Vermonters a more balanced picture of Israel — one that transcends the IsraeliPalestinian conflict and encompasses Israel’s history, culture, economics and people. “A lot of what people know about Israel, whether they’re Jewish or non-Jewish, is just what you see in the newspaper every day,” explains Program Director Shoshannah Boray. “It’s mostly about the conflict. There’s very little historical background or context.” Yoram Samets, board vice president of the ICV and a partner in the marketing group Kelliher Samets Volk, says he’s concerned that many younger Jews don’t feel the same connection to Israel as their parents or grandparents did. He attributes some of that “generational shift” to the media’s coverage of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict. “There are many times that the media handles Israel inappropriately,” says Samets. “I don’t think it’s out of malice. It’s more about not understanding the issue.” Samets cites a recent example from last week’s media coverage of the Middle East. One story he saw described Iraqi leader Abu Musab al-Zarqawi as “a terrorist,” he says, while another referred to a Hamas leader who was responsible for the deaths of several Israelis as “an insurgent.” “Those are very subtle differences that have a profound impact on the way Americans view what is happening,” Samets suggests. The ICV has launched an Israeli book club and sponsored Israeli folk dances, monthly café nights and screenings of contemporary Israeli films. It has begun talks with the mayor of Arad, Burlington’s sister city in Israel, about arranging student and professional exchanges between the two cities. When a model UN group at Winooski High School wanted a speaker on the IsraeliPalestinian conflict, they contacted the Israel Center. The group has also brought in speakers. Last week, it sponsored a visit by David Baker, the senior foreign press coordinator for the Israeli Prime Minister’s office. He came to talk about media coverage of Israel — another source of concern among center members. Baker, who spoke to a group of about 85 people at Temple Sinai in South Burlington, outlined what he called “Israel’s special PR predicament.” More than 400 international journalists are

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not out to get us, by and large.” Baker was mostly complimentary about the U.S. media’s coverage of Israel, and even offered

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that on Washington, D.C., and Moscow. The global community has what Baker called “a legitimate but . . . insatiable appetite for news coming out of Israel.” And with so many reporters “hungry for the juiciest story they can get,” Baker contends that a small percentage of them, particularly in the European media, have “made their mark” by producing stories that are inaccurate, biased or false. Baker’s audience was largely Jewish and sympathetic to his message; his presentation was largely a how-to seminar for shaping public opinion. “It’s not enough to just sit down and kvetch about how they’re trying to do Israel in,” Baker said. Rather, he implored the audience to invest in Israel, to become “vocal locals” and “take matters into your own hands” by challenging anti-Israel bias with letters to the editor, op ed pieces and phone calls to reporters and editors. “This does not mean that you should in engage in media bashing, which is absolutely the worst thing you can do for the state of Israel,” Baker added. “Journalists want to report in a professional manner. They are

a favorable opinion of the Arablanguage television stations, AlJazeera and Al-Arabiyya. His harshest critiques were leveled at some in the European press, which he said sometimes “prefer to hype a pre-concocted storyline.” Sympathies within Burlington are divided on the issue — Burlington was the first American city to have sister cities in both Israel and Palestine. But those competing sentiments have also led to schisms within the peace movement. ICV board President Mitch Knisbacher notes, “We’re not going to convince anyone over at the Peace and Justice Center to change their minds” on their proPalestinian stance. But as Knisbacher also points out, the goal of the ICV isn’t only to be the “pro-Israel” voice on the Israeli-Palestinian conflict but to help Vermonters recognize that Israel is a multifaceted nation that, like the United States, isn’t defined entirely by its foreign policies and security concerns. As he puts it, “The contributions that Israel makes, whether in science or medicine or technology or music, are phenomenal.” m


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Darfur,” said a flustered Tarrant. “I totally agree, I don’t need to repeat it.” More cries come from the crowd. “We need to help the folks in Darfur, no question about it,” answered the millionaire ex-jock, “but that’s my goal, to make every hot spot in the world economically better so that there won’t be any more hot spots . . Thank you very much.” Tarrant quickly departed the stage. It hadn’t gone exactly as planned. But we’d suggest his remarks, even his appearance, at the Darfur rally are evidence of the real prize our favorite Vermont Republican gazillionaire is after — a Bush ambassadorship! Remember Skip Vallee? Excuse me, U.S. Ambassador to Slovakia Rodolphe “Skip” Vallee? Until he left for his new duties on the Danube, Ol’ Skip was a regular in this column. Vallee, like Tarrant, was very, very generous when it came to making cash donations to the Republican Party and Republican candidates. Skip, owner of a chain of convenience stores/gas stations with clean bathrooms, raised more than a million bucks for George W. Bush in 2004. In 2005, Mr. Bush showed his appreciation by appointing him our ambassador in Bratislava! And remember, Vallee also had one race under his belt — the 2000 Chittenden County state senate race, which he lost despite setting the state’s all-time spending record! As goes Skippy, so goes Richie? Look, Mr. Tarrant has already passed the GOP money test. Dropping another $10 million to make Bernie Sanders sweat has to be much appreciated at 1600 Pennsylvania Avenue. Now Richie just has to show the White House he’s able to act like an ambassador. Walk like an ambassador. Talk like one, too. Some Slovakia-size, non-hot-spot country would fit the 6-foot-6 Tarrant perfectly. After all, the brand-new $8.8 million mansion Tarrant just built on the Atlantic coast, along the exclusive Hillsboro Mile in Broward County, Florida, was not built for a U.S. senator from Vermont. Let’s face it — it’s got “ambassador’s digs” written all over it. Good luck, Richie. Excuse me, Ambassador Tarrant! U.S. ambassador to Sudan? The Frontrunner — Vermont’s Republican chief executive, Jim Douglas, is the clear frontrunner in the governor’s race, and he’s acting like it. “As I go around the state, and I do that a lot,” said Jimbo the other day, “I feel good about the reception I’m getting from Vermonters. There’s a lot of support and appreciation. I feel very good about the coming campaign, but I don’t take it for granted.” “Vermont is a small state,” he noted, “and Vermonters expect to see their candidates many times.” And Vermonters do get to see their guv a whole lot more than his predecessor, whatshisname. Scudder Parker is the Democratic challenger this time, and would you be surprised to learn Scudder’s having a hard time sched-

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Curses, Foiled Again Police in the German town of Paderborn reported that thieves broke into an auto-repair shop and sliced open the roof of a convertible in an attempt to steal it. They left, according to the newspaper Bild am Sonntag, after they couldn’t start the vehicle. Police pointed out that the engine had been removed to be repaired. • Italian police said that two men stole a tow truck and drove to Rome’s high-end shopping district, Via Condotti, where they put the truck in reverse and tried to smash through the window of Bulgari’s jewelers. The window’s bulletproof glass withstood the impact, however, and the thwarted thieves fled.

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business because of the high percentage of tourists who visit the mall.

Drinking-Class Heroes Teresa L. Kaiser, 56, executive director of the Oregon Liquor Control Commission, resigned after Portland police arrested her on suspicion of driving under the influence and reckless driving in connection with a two-car crash. According to the police report, a breath test showed Kaiser’s blood-alcohol level was twice the legal limit. • Police in Eureka, Calif., said an automobile accident that hospitalized four people was caused by Jeremy Daniel Lee, 22, whom they arrested on suspicion of

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How Government Works Investigators from the Justice Department’s ethics office were forced to end their probe into the conduct of department lawyers who approved the National Security Agency’s domestic surveillance program because the department denied them security clearances. “Only those involved in national security with a specific need to know are provided details about this classified program,” Justice Department official Brian Roehrkasse told The New York Times.

End of an Error A store at Minnesota’s Mall of America that sold naps for 70 cents a minute closed after attracting fewer than 1600 customers in six months. Steeve RamsDell, the owner of MinneNapolis, blamed the failure on the store’s inability to develop repeat

drunken driving. Officer Wayne Cox noted that the car Lee was driving had a bumper sticker reading, “I am not an alcoholic. I’m a drunk. Alcoholics go to meetings.” • Bioengineer Richard Deutsch invented a talking urinal to warn men not to drive drunk. According to the Washington Times, the Wizmark interactive urinal communicator is a motion-sensitive, battery-operated device about the size of a pine-scented sanitizer. Its miniature screen delivers a 15-second announcement to anyone using it, recommending, “Maybe it’s time to call a cab or call a sober friend for a ride home.” Encouraged by the response to the Wizmark, Deutsch said that he has also developed a “sit-down” version for woman’s restrooms.

Second-Amendment Follies Six thousand weapons are missing from the J.M. Davis Arms & Historical Museum in Claremore, Okla., according to state Auditor Jeff McMahan. He said that when the state-owned museum was founded in the 1960s, its inventory listed more than 20,000 firearms and related items. “Now, there are only about 14,000,” he said. “Right now, we don’t know what happened to the other 6000 guns. I’ve heard that one missing gun from the museum has been confiscated from a crime scene in New York and another from a crime scene in Muskogee.” Claremore Police Chief Mickey Perry added that a machine gun from the museum was found in Maine. Duane Kyler, the museum’s executive director, denied that any guns are missing. “Everything is identified,” he insisted. “Everything’s cool.”

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launched their own political party to campaign for a reduction of the legal age for sexual relations from 16 to 12 and the legalization of child pornography and sex with animals. The Charity, Freedom and Diversity party said that its eventual goal is to eliminate the legal age limit for sexual relations altogether. • When lawmakers in Taiwan’s parliament proposed opening direct transport links with China, members of the ruling Democratic Progressive Party charged the podium to stop the vote. During the ensuing melee, DPP deputy Wang Shuhui snatched the written proposal from an opposition legislator, shoved it in her mouth and wouldn’t give it up, despite 3x5-KnowledgeWave061406 6/9/06 8:53 attempts AM Pageto 1make opposition lawmakers’

her by pulling her hair. Later, Wang spat out the document and tore it up.

When Cartoon Voices Aren’t Enough Authorities in Lutz, Fla., reported that two college students were found dead inside a partially deflated helium balloon being used to advertise a condominium complex. Jason Ackerman and Sara Rydman, both 21, apparently pulled down the 8-foot-diameter balloon and crawled inside it, Hillsborough County Sheriff’s Maj. Bob Schrader said.

Seeds of Protest Sri Lanka is experiencing a rash of suicide attempts, which authorities blame on the availability of poison from a common roadside plant, the yellow oleander. After discovering that the ornamental plant’s seed is deadly, two girls in the northern part of the island used one to kill themselves 25 years ago. Newspaper accounts of the deaths raised public awareness. “The next year, there were 23 cases,” British doctor Michael Eddleston, who has spent much of the past 10 years in Sri Lanka, told BBC News. “The year after that 46, then 126, and ever since then it has continued to rise year on year as it spread across the island.” Eddleston added that many young people take the oleander seeds to protest parental scolding. Even though most of these attempts are only half-serious, up to 10 percent of them are fatal.

Lawn & Order A homeowner in Adelanto, Calif., reported that someone had stolen his new front yard — grass, bushes and sprinklers. Police arrested a neighbor, David Roger Bowers, 34, whom witnesses reported seeing take the sod, plants and irrigation system into a house.

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hatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more worrisome to festival organizers than a 10-day forecast for rain? The changing demographics of cultural consumers, says Charlie Dooley, Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s premier producer of outdoor craft shows. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Boomers are hitting 50 and 60; they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need as IMAGE Matthew much stuff anymore.â&#x20AC;? The next generation Thorsen is not only smaller â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and probably less affluent â&#x20AC;&#x201D;theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re also tempted by cheap knock-offs from China and the 24-hour allure of the Internet. Dooley used to go the Camelot-tent route when he put on a weekend-long craft show â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and he still does in Stowe, where

Boomers are hitting 50 and 60; they donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t need as much stuff anymore. CHARLIE DOOLEY, CRAFTPRODUCERS

the whole town embraces the event. But that â&#x20AC;&#x153;high-risk, high-overheadâ&#x20AC;? formula doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t appear to be working in other locations. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If we want to stay in business,â&#x20AC;? Dooley warns, â&#x20AC;&#x153;we need to figure out different ways of selling art and craft.â&#x20AC;? So Dooley is taking his show on the . . . water. Next Friday, June 23, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s launching the first aquatic â&#x20AC;&#x153;Art Sailâ&#x20AC;? in collaboration with the Spirit of Ethan Allen III. Twenty artists and craftspeople have been invited aboard; a handful of them hail from Vermont. For three hours, their handcrafted glass, jewelry, leather and fiber works will compete with the charms of Lake Champlain. Essex sculptor John Brickels, who constructs whimsical, off-kilter clay structures, plans to show some of his sturdier pieces. â&#x20AC;&#x153;If Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d had time, I would have done a Titanic, or a ship sinking,â&#x20AC;? he quips, exhibiting a sense of humor as wacky as his works. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But that might be in poor taste.â&#x20AC;? He adds, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Do you think people are really going to pay $65 a head?â&#x20AC;? Dooley certainly hopes so. Admission includes culinary creations paired with wines and champagne. With three enclosed decks, the exhibitors will be spread out enough to avoid a Champlain Valley Fair feel. â&#x20AC;&#x153;People can talk to them, get to know their work, spend the whole evening with them,â&#x20AC;? Dooley offers. If Brickelsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; repartee is any indication, it promises to be a fun float. Functional, too: A portion of the proceeds from the art sales benefits the King Street

Youth Center. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hoping everyone raises a boatload of cash. Creative fundraising is standard operating procedure for the South End Arts and Business Association â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the nonprofit behind Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s annual Art Hop started festooning flamingos way before the rest of the state got the idea of painting pigs and palettes. Now in its fourth year, the Flamingo Fling promises to be even more uplifting than in the past. Organizers redoubled their efforts this time around to get pink plastic birds out to anyone who showed an interest in transforming them. Many of them landed at the SEABA office yesterday, including the one brought over â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and created by â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Burlington Mayor Bob Kiss. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s quite the fancy â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Moosingo,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? says Associate Director Brooke Hunter, who is largely responsible for the size of this yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s flock. â&#x20AC;&#x153;He put antlers on it. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in an oasis with flowers that look like they might have been handmade.â&#x20AC;? Many of the birds came from local design firms, such as Jager DiPaola Kemp, where theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be auctioned off in the Maple Street gallery from 5:30 to 8 p.m. on Thursday. Bids start at $15. Entries range from a mirror-ball flamingo to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;Flacasso,â&#x20AC;? with two heads and two bodies. The next day, Friday, is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Palette-Palooza,â&#x20AC;? when 1000 artfully altered palettes â&#x20AC;&#x201D; of 37,000 across Vermont â&#x20AC;&#x201D; will be displayed on the statehouse lawn.

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li Marchildon and Laura Cheney have found an artful way to stop strangers on the street, and it doesn’t involve carrying a cute puppy. Rather, those gushing sounds are reactions to Flashbags — the attention-grabbing totes the women have been making since last fall in the dining room of Marchildon’s Burlington home. The bags are sturdy rectangles with loop handles made of clear tubing, and they come in varied sizes to hold everything from makeup to wine bottles to . . . just stuff. But Flashbags’ appeal is not about practicality; it’s about art. Outside and in, they’re covered with color-copied, plastic-laminated original artworks — photographs, paintings, or col-

Marchildon says. “It’s fun for artists to see their work on a bag.” And the free cross-promotion is the epitome of “win-win.” At her gallery, Cowan reports selling more bags with copies of her paintings than any of the other designs. “I think people enjoy seeing art on the wall and then taking the bag away,” she suggests. Flashbags are also currently available at Salaam in Montpelier, Envi in Richmond and a retail outlet in Portland, Oregon, where Marchildon’s mother lives. Beginning next month, Flashbags will be one of a few select brands at Mi Bag, opening on upper Church Street in Burlington. Owner Jason Robinson, who also owns LeZot Camera Repair upstairs, says he will

It’s fun for artists to see their work on a bag. FLASHBAG CO-FOUNDER ALI MARCHILDON

lages of pop-culture images and text. That’s what distinguishes them from a bazillion similar totes; it’s what causes strangers to exclaim, “Ooh, where did you get that bag?” And then there’s the funky stitching, in unique patterns around the edges and sometimes swirling across the sides. “The stitching helps make them pieces of art,” declares Marchildon, who notes that no two bags are identical. Wherever Flashbags are seen, she marvels, “people are wild about them.” No wonder the nascent brand’s tagline is “Carry a conversation.” A “Flash Party and Flashion Show” this Saturday at Pine Street Art Works — where the bags have been selling since December — will no doubt get some tongues a-wagging. The invitation already has: It includes a photograph of Marchildon, Cheney and three girlfriends wearing nothing but strategically placed Flashbags, big smiles and semi-disguising wigs. Call it naked truth in advertising. It’s generally women who are wild about purse-type items, and most Flashbag designs have a more or less ladylike look. For example, floral watercolors by Burlington artist Katharine Montstream; women in the faux-Leger portraits by artist Liza Cowan, owner of Pine Street Art Works; or abstract paintings in pretty colors by Connecticut artist Tati Kaupp. But there’s nothing too girly about a dude hanging 10 on a 50foot wave. That and other marinethemed images are the work of renowned Hawaiian surf photographer/videographer Don King. Shots by a local 19-year-old skateboarder are similarly sporty. Who says bags can’t be a guy thing? Marchildon and Cheney have entered licensing agreements with about half a dozen artists so far, and that alone ensures nearly endless aesthetic options. The women developed this collaborative model while enrolled in the Women’s Small Business Project earlier this year. “Marketing their images, crediting them — it’s great for everybody,”

sell bags by the Australian line Crumpler as well as Burton — both brands are utilitarian, masculine and made with “heavy, water-resistant, rip-stop material,” Robinson explains. “We wanted to carry Flashbags because they’re local, and we were also looking for a softer bag for female customers.” It was the naked-lady invitation that first caught his eye. “But, it being about bags, it doubly caught my attention,” he says. When the Flashbags website launches this month, online shoppers will be able to customize bags with their own uploaded images. Imagine what the Myspace generation can do with this! Imagine a nation of grandmothers carrying baby pictures on their purses, not just in them. For that matter, more artists will surely see the merit of this portable advertising approach as well. Marchildon is working with an attorney to prepare for a mind-boggling array of potential legal issues regarding images. But at least her bags no longer scream copyright infringement. Marchildon, 36, began making totebags as a creative pastime while living in Hawaii. That’s where she met Don King — his son and one of her two boys were best friends. King donated some of his sea-and-surf photos, but mostly she used copyrighted pop-culture pictures from magazines. The bags were one-of-akind items she gave to family and friends. In January 2005, when Marchildon’s husband took a job in Vermont, the family found a home in Burlington’s South End. It was a harsh move. “We dropped 80 degrees in one day,” she says. “I thought I was going to die. I couldn’t meet anyone for two months — we were hibernating.” Marchildon had to start over professionally as well; though she’d taught art at a private preschool in Hawaii, she had no teaching certificate and, she says, “Here the artteaching community is really saturated.” She decided to enroll in the

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University of Vermont to earn an arteducation degree, but meanwhile her mother visited and brought her a lifesaving gift: a Bernini sewing machine. “I had no social life, so I started making things,” Marchildon says. A friend from Washington, D.C., had told her about “these great bags she’d seen made from old magazine covers. The wheels started turning — I couldn’t stop thinking about them,” Marchildon says. “When I got the new sewing machine, that’s when I really got into [making bags]. I hadn’t planned a business, but people really loved them.” She made bags from skateboarder magazines for her son’s skate-park set; she sent a batch to her mother to sell in Portland. “I started to think, ‘This could really fly,’” Marchildon says. But the more bags she made, the more warnings she heard about copyright issues. “I knew I wasn’t going to get permission for pictures of Marilyn Monroe and Audrey Hepburn,” she recalls. “Meanwhile, more and more people were asking for bags — it was Christmastime.” Marchildon knew she needed help, not only with sewing but with creating a business. That’s when she heard, from her hairdresser, about Laura Cheney, now 30. “She’d had the seeds of an idea — she had been making funky vintage bags and was going to create a space for others to come in and make their own bags,” Marchildon explains. Instead, the two women met, hit it off immediately, and decided to form a partnership. (Cheney was out of state last week and unavailable for this interview.) Grad school moved to the back burner. After getting through last year’s holiday season, the women

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Eric Olson College Park, Maryland THEN: Legislative Assistant, 1995-1999 NOW: City Councilor Sanders gave Olson his first job on Capitol Hill. From there, Olson went to the Center for Voting and Democracy, where he served as deputy director; in 2003 he took a job with the Sierra Club and is now director of its Healthy Communities Campaign. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a city councilor in College Park,

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To describe Sirota as driven would be an understatement. While on Sanders’ staff, he began writing a twice-weekly newsletter for the Progressive Caucus. When he later went to work as a spokesman for the House Appropriations Committee, Sirota began penning similar pieces about that committee’s work — a precursor to the blogs and newsletters he would later found. As a fellow at the George Soros-funded Center for American Progress in Washington, D.C., Sirota launched “The Progress Report,” a daily newsletter and political analysis of national and international news. Today, he works as senior editor for the progressive magazine In These Times, and is the founder and co-chair of the Progressive Legislative Action Network, a blogger for Working Assets, and a twiceweekly guest on “The Al Franken Show.” He’s also a regular contributor to The Nation and The American Prospect, and has been a guest on, among others, National Public Radio, CNN, CNBC and MSNBC. On June 14, Sirota is the featured guest on Comedy Central’s “Colbert Report.” Sirota stops by Burlington June 17 to promote his book. His former boss, Sanders, is expected to make an appearance. Seven Days spoke to Sirota last week by phone from his home in Helena, Montana, where he lives with his wife, Emily.

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Jeremy Brecher West Cornwall, Connecticut THEN: Policy Analyst, 1999 NOW: Author and Historian After a very brief stint with Sanders, Brecher resigned over the congressman’s stand on U.S. military action in Yugoslavia. He’s written nine books on labor and social movements and won five regional Emmy Awards for his documentary film work. He and Brendan Smith — who are frequent co-authors — share a byline in this week’s Nation.

Dean Corren Burlington, Vermont THEN: Vermont Outreach Director, 2000-2002 NOW: Director of Technology Development, Verdant Power Corren is working for a Virginia-based firm that develops kinetic hydropower — that is, hydropower that doesn’t depend on dams. He calls the technology “a follow-up” to a kind of water turbine he developed as a research scientist at NYU. He predicts, “There will be a multi-turbine array of kinetic hydropower in the East River in the near future.”

Jeanne Keller Burlington, Vermont THEN: Assistant City Clerk, City Treasurer’s Office, 1982-1985 NOW: Health Care Consultant Keller belonged to the first wave of Sanders’ mayoral appointees. He put her in charge of administering the city’s health-insurance program, and she created a risk-management office in the treasurer’s department. She later worked for Peter Welch, then spent 12 years advising an employer coalition on health care. She’s now a consultant who trains hospital-risk managers and works with clients such as the Vermont Department of Health.

Joanna Berk Richmond, Vermont THEN: Administrative Secretary in the City Clerk’s office and Assistant City Clerk NOW: Information and Assistance Coordinator, Champlain Valley Agency on Aging After her stint at City Hall, Berk took a series of short-term jobs that let her focus on her activism for Central American and antinuclear causes. For the past 16 years, she’s been working for the Champlain Valley Agency on Aging. She’s currently an Information and Assistance Coordinator who fields calls from seniors, service providers and caregivers. She says, “We help them to navigate the system.”

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David Weinstein Cambridge, Massachusetts THEN: Coordinator of Constituent Advocacy Services, Community and Economic Development Outreach Liaison, 1993-1999 NOW: Research Assistant, Stay-at-home Dad From 1999-2003, Weinstein worked as the statewide director of federal housing programs for the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board. He left Vermont in 2003 to attend Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government. He and his partner Erin Hanley still live in Cambridge, where Weinstein is now a stay-at-home dad. He also works part-time researching campaign finance and electoral reform for the Weiner Center for Social Policy.

John Fairbanks Montpelier, Vermont THEN: Press Secretary, 1997-1998 NOW: Public Affairs Manager, Vermont Housing Finance Agency Since 2000, Fairbanks been the public affairs manager for the Vermont Housing Finance Agency, where he handles communications, marketing and government relations.

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ing election results and building a false story around them. Up until very recently, those narratives were created by the DLC. After Al Gore lost, they wrote, “Oh, it was because he was too populist,” and that sunk into the conventional wisdom. But what I’m encouraged by now is, there’s an alternative movement being built where the real narratives are being told. SD: In Hostile Takeover, you attack the media for “telling us stories about birds and bees” instead of the ugly truth about Xrated public policies. Yet, many of the most egregious examples of Big Money’s abuses were uncovered by the media. DS: There are two issues. One is that . . . most of the stories that were covered were never given the kind of play or attention they deserve . . . One of my fundamental critiques is that the media have, in many cases, treated the most political issues — or the issues that should be the most political — as nonpartisan business issues. They’ve gone along with the politicization of what should be the least political issues, issues about religion and privacy . . . The other thing is how the media has not played its watchdog role. Not everything is a hesaid-she-said issue. One of the media’s roles is to point out when somebody says something that’s an egregious, calculated lie. The media’s role is not to just get some Democrat and say, “Well, according to this Democrat, it’s a lie.” It’s their job to point out when people are lying. So, yes, I relied on the media to get some of the information, and so I’m thankful that that information was reported. But as I make clear in the book, the story lines with which the

facts are presented are a huge part of this hostile takeover. SD: With the president’s approval rating hovering at around 30 percent, why isn’t the Washington press corps more aggressive? DS: Two things. The first is that the administration has threatened them with access. So there’s a direct threat. Secondly . . . in Washington there is a very tightly knit consensus. The connective tissue is relationships. People just don’t want to talk about certain things. People don’t want to be confrontational about taboo issues. There’s a wink-and-nod complicity to all this. It’s not a conspiracy. If a reporter asked a really embarrassing question about a lie that the press secretary of the White House told and everybody in the room knows it’s an egregious lie, they’re going to have to see that person at the White House Christmas party. That sounds like a cliché, but that really is part of the corrupted culture there . . . That’s the thing I couldn’t stand about watching the U.S. Senate. You get the feeling that . . . after they have their fights on the Senate floor, when they go into the cloak rooms, all of them are friends. I’m of the belief that these issues are too important. I can’t be friends with somebody who is trying to destroy this country and who is waging a class war on ordinary people. SD: So you’re an idealist. DS: Yeah, sure! That doesn’t mean that you can’t work with someone who’s bad on lots of issues if they want to be good on a certain bill. That’s not what I’m saying . . . Ultimately, at the end of the day, we’re all Americans, but I’m the kind of person who thinks that the political system in this country is not as polarized as the public policies that are being forced down America’s throat. SD: Why is religion such a thorny issue for the Left? DS: I don’t think it has to be. I think it’s because progressives have allowed the Right to own religion, to make it their property. We’ve allowed religion to be defined exclusively on issues like choice and gay marriage . . . You can see the corporate bigmoney motive to that. Corporations have no problem if choice is a big issue. “Great! We’re not talking about how we’re ripping off people’s pensions. That’s terrific!” But I don’t think it’s because people feel more strongly about those social issues than they do about fundamental issues like economic fairness, poverty, etc. . . . So if fundamental economic issues have been depoliticized, how do I choose my vote if both guys are corporate whores? I have to find some other way to decide how to vote. I’m either not going to vote, or I’ll decide that I like the guy who is like me on cultural issues. m


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How an influx of female doctors is changing the way health care is delivered Last Sunday, at 10:40 a.m., Laura McCullough became a doctor. Ninety-six other graduates of the University of Vermont’s College of Medicine also received their M.D.s, the culmination of years of hard work, long hours and hundreds of thousands of dollars. Sixty-two percent of those graduates were female, making this the largest number of women ever to graduate from UVM med school. That number is not an anomaly. For nine of the last 10 years, female medical students have outnumbered males at UVM. “We like to think we’re leading the way,” says John Evans, dean of the College of Medicine. Evans joined the faculty in 1976, when fewer than 15 percent of the graduates were women. “I’d have to say that it’s the single greatest demographic change in medicine,” he says. “It’s a national trend, but we’ve been ahead of the curve for a while.” Women now account for roughly half of all medical school students, even at historically male strongholds like Harvard. Nationwide, the number of women physicians has increased eight-fold since 1970. In Vermont, the statistics are similarly striking. Although women still account for only 29 percent of all physicians in the state, the number is up 7 percent from just two years ago, and climbing rapidly: Eighty-nine percent of all doctors over age 55 in Vermont are men; only 44 percent of those under 35 are. This trend has merited its own moniker in medical circles — “the feminization of medicine” — but the general public has barely seemed to notice. Most people, except perhaps the elderly, are no longer shocked to be treated by a woman. But they might be surprised to learn that at UVM, women med students are more likely to go into urology than men are to become obstetricians. Or that Gen X and Y doctors — male and female alike — work far fewer hours than their predecessors, largely because women physicians have demanded a more balanced lifestyle and forced open the door to part-time work. What impact is the influx of women physicians having on health care? More than anyone would imagine.

dent of Harvard, learned too late. Summers succumbed to faculty pressure and resigned in February after asserting that innate differences between men and women could help explain why women lag behind in science and math careers. Certainly no one is saying that with regard to medicine. Yet some reflexively bristle at the open discussion of differences in practice styles between men and women. Nevertheless, in March 2005, an online newsletter of the New England Journal of Medicine tacitly acknowledged the distinction when it chose to reprint a Chicago Tribune article stating, “Medicine is generally becoming more patient-friendly, treatment is improving, and malpractice suits may become less common” because of the presence of women. “I do think females bring a softer side to medicine,” says recent UVM grad McCullough; her perception is echoed by many physicians around the state. While administrators at UVM stress that communication skills are more likely to be determined by personality than by gender, research published in the Journal of the American Medical Association (JAMA) indicates that women physicians typically spend more time communicating with patients. They are also more likely to discuss the emotional influences on a patient’s health. As a result, patients are less likely to sue when things go wrong. Women do have statistically fewer malpractice suits than men. And for whatever reason, women draw more patients into a practice. “There is a huge demand for women doctors,” declares

Lori Leo, the owner of the New England Physician Recruitment Center. “Patients, and practices, are looking for women.” The repercussions in health care are profound. Women are twice as likely to go into primary care — welcome news for the specialty of family practice, which has been on the verge of collapse. U.S. News & World Report recently ranked UVM in the top 15 percent of U.S. medical schools for primary care. In large part, that’s due to women students. In the last three years, 14 women, but only two men, at UVM have chosen a career in family medicine. More women than men have also opted for internal medicine. Women physicians tend to cluster in specialties such as obstetrics and pediatrics as well, which is more good news for women and children. But it’s a potentially worrisome trend for a country full of aging baby boomers who are more likely to need orthopedists, pulmonologists and

cardiologists in years to come. (Vermont is the second-oldest state in the union.) According to JAMA, the number of practicing pulmonologists is expected to drop over the next 25 years, while need for them will increase by 66 percent; cardiology has similar figures. Many experts think this is due in part to the increase in women doctors. “We also don’t see a huge number of women in medical school going into The notion that there may be demanding surgical subspecialties,” says fundamental differences between the sexes Elizabeth Jillson, a clinical associate procan be a political minefield in education, fessor at UVM and part-time Essex pediaas Lawrence Summers, the former presitrician. Given that 35 percent of doctors ILLUSTRATION BY STEFAN BUMBECK. THIS PAGE: LAURA MCCULLOUGH, RIGHT, WITH currently practicing in the state did their FELLOW GRADUATES KERRIE ADAMS AND ERIN LECHNER. PHOTO: JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR. med school or post-graduate training in

Vermont, what happens at UVM is particularly relevant to the future of Vermont health care. Since 2003, only six women at UVM have chosen to specialize in general surgery. On the other hand, during the same period 34 women chose pediatrics; 18 went for obstetrics/gynecology.

Why are women avoiding certain fields? The average age of a first-year UVM med student is nearly 26. After completing four years of school, women thinking about having families may be inclined to limit additional training to the three years needed to become a pediatrician, internist or family-practice doctor. Training to become a surgeon or to enter some specialties takes five-plus years. Debra Gargiulo, a 2005 graduate of UVM’s College of Medicine, is an exception — she chose a career in general surgery. But Gargiulo was already an atypical student. A math teacher in inner-city Boston for 20 years, she began med school at age 40. With 50 percent of her classmates women, Gargiulo wondered why only 5 percent were going into surgery. As part of a senior year research project, she surveyed surgery and obstetric/gynecology attending physicians, residents and thirdand fourth-year medical students about their choice of specialty. Her findings were published last month in the journal Archives of Surgery. “I started with the hypothesis that women didn’t go into surgery because they didn’t have an identifiable role model, or that they were choosing not to go into surgery because of lifestyle,” says Gargiulo. “But that didn’t explain why they were choosing to go into obstetrics,” which also has long, unpredictable hours. Instead, Gargiulo found that it was the “surgical personality” that was turning many women off. In the comment section of the survey, one student mentioned the chauvinism of some of the surgeons and didn’t want them as colleagues. Others — men and women — echoed that sentiment. (Gargiulo did add >> 34A


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that while surgery as a whole is viewed as chauvinistic and hierarchical, UVM is generally considered benign in this regard.) Change will no doubt come as more women assume academic leadership positions. Gargiulo tells the story of a family friend, now in her eighties, who applied to a prestigious medical school and was told she could sit in on classes to â&#x20AC;&#x153;appease her curiosity,â&#x20AC;? but that she could not get credit. Accepted elsewhere, she went on to become a brilliant pediatric cardiologist. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Now we can laugh at that,â&#x20AC;? says Gargiulo. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hopefully, down the line, weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll also laugh that one day we were worried there werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t enough women in administrative roles or in surgery.â&#x20AC;? That day may come sooner rather than later. In 2003, the chief of surgery at Johns Hopkins was asked to speak at UVM. She recounted for the students how her 6-year-old son had recently posed a wonderfully innocent question. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mom?â&#x20AC;? the little boy asked, â&#x20AC;&#x153;can boys become surgeons, too?â&#x20AC;?

Even in specialties where chauvinism is no longer rampant, a career in medicine can present serious obstacles to women in their twenties or early thirties. Nathalie Feldman, an Essex Junction obstetrician/ gynecologist, entered medical school in 1983 with a confident, can-do attitude. With an undergraduate degree from Yale and an M.D. from McGill, she was on the fast track to a prestigious career. She even published numerous research articles in her early residency years. In the third year, she and her husband, also a physician, decided to start a family. Life as an OB/GYN resident involved staying all night at the hospital every third night. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I vowed that no one would have to do more call because I was having a baby,â&#x20AC;? says Feldman. Once her daughter was born, Feldman would often have her brought to the hospital parking lot between clinics so she could nurse her. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It was a brutal schedule and a constant struggle to find time to be with the baby,â&#x20AC;? she says. Finally, after the birth of her second child and nine years of private practice, Feldman decided to cut back. In 2001, she ended her partnership arrangement and stopped her obstetrics and surgical practice entirely. She now sees patients as an employee of her former partners and works two or three days a week. Feldman is hardly alone in her decision to reduce her hours. According to numerous national studies, gender is a strong predictor of part-time work. Of course there are plenty of female workaholics, women who put in longer hours or more days than their male counterparts. According to the 2004 Physician Survey conducted by the Vermont Department of Health, women surgeons put in the longest hours of anyone in any

specialty, male or female. Nevertheless, the Council on Graduate Medical Education, a government-sanctioned oversight committee that assesses physician workforce trends, has cited extensive research showing that women physicians typically work fewer hours than male physicians, largely due to family responsibilities. Physician Executive magazine reports that some hospitals discount the economic benefit of a female physicianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s labor at .8 FTE (full-time equivalent) of the full-time week for male physicians when estimating staffing needs. While this may seem discriminatory, no one is accusing women of being lazy. Hospitals often consider full-time for physicians to be 60 hours, so someone working .8 FTE is still putting in at least a 40-hour workweek. Jonna Goulding, a family practitioner who shares a practice with her husband at Randolphâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gifford Medical Center, is a textbook case. Considered .75 FTE, she nevertheless puts in 40- to 50-hour weeks. (Her husband also works part-time in the emergency room.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;My children donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want to pursue a career in medicine,â&#x20AC;? says Goulding. â&#x20AC;&#x153;They say we work too hard.â&#x20AC;? But in primary care, 60-hour work weeks are routine. The unavoidable demands of a practice â&#x20AC;&#x201D; dictating medical charts, required medical education courses, credentialing, after-hour patient calls, board exams, office meetings, committee work, insurance paperwork, hospital and nursing home rounds â&#x20AC;&#x201D; make actual face-to-face time with patients a surprisingly small part of a physicianâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s day. Laws have been passed in recent years that limit residents to working 80 hours per week. But the culture of certain specialties, particularly surgery, can be exceptionally demanding. Surgical residents routinely ignore the rule. â&#x20AC;&#x153;It would take a really tough person to say, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m going home,â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? says Jillson. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re supposed to die with their boots on.â&#x20AC;?

Twenty years ago, a part-time physician was almost unheard of. But as more women enter the profession, their desire to balance work and home life has caused a seismic shift in practice patterns. According to the 2004 Physicians Survey, only 36 percent of women physicians in Vermont â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and 53 percent of men â&#x20AC;&#x201D; now provide patient care 40 or more hours a week. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The half-time option started out with women wanting to combine career and family,â&#x20AC;? explains Dayle Klitzner, a part-time family-practice doctor in Middlebury. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And then society changed, and now itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more acceptable for men to work part-time, too. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s now a lifestyle choice.â&#x20AC;? Ask physicians who have been in the business for 20 years or more and theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll say the younger generation is generally unwilling to work the long

hours of the past. If the Vermont survey is accurate, between 2002 and 2004 the number of doctors putting in more than 40 hours per week of patient care dropped by 12 percent, while the number working fewer than 30 hours increased by 24 percent. Some older physicians worry that by working part-time, doctors are denying patients continuity of care. Others, who missed the birth of their baby or rarely got to see a childâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s softball game, are more supportive. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The new generation is much less driven to work long hours, even in their specialty choices,â&#x20AC;? acknowledges Nathalie Feldman. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re going into emergency medicine, or anesthesia, where you have to work but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no call. They have a much clearer sense of what their priorities are going into it than I did.â&#x20AC;? Medical schools have become more accommodating. Most now routinely grant maternity and paternity leaves, a big change from 20 years ago when a student who gave birth was expected to return to work two weeks later. Even students like Laura McCullough, who plans to work full-time after med school regardless of family demands, can benefit from the change in attitude. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I have a quarter of a million dollars in debt,â&#x20AC;? says McCullough. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Parttime is not a reality for me.â&#x20AC;? She also points out that residency programs now flaunt familyfriendly policies as a way to attract graduates. The rules governing tenure in academic institutions are also changing. Once limited to those who completed training requirements within a certain number of years, tenure is now more often based on accomplishments regardless of time limits. As a result, women who take time off to raise children are no longer effectively barred from reaching positions of academic leadership. Although women are still woefully underrepresented in top positions â&#x20AC;&#x201D; only 10 percent of med school deans are women â&#x20AC;&#x201D; they will no doubt make real strides over the next decade.

Maternity and paternity leave, humane work hours â&#x20AC;&#x201D; these seem like positive developments. Yet a glaring question remains: Who will take care of the patients? Simple mathematics dictate that as doctors work less and an aging population needs them more, a shortage of physician hours could lead to a health-care crisis. A 2002 article in Health Affairs, a leading health-policy journal, predicted that by 2020 there will be 200,000 too few physicians in the United States; more conservative estimates puts the shortage between 65,000 and 150,000. Such forecasts are especially startling given that not long ago the medical community was predicting a doctor surplus. That never materialized, some say because so many


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physicians have chosen to work fewer hours. Other factors contribute to the impending shortage. Medical economists point to everything from baby-boomer retirements to the premature departure from the work force of physicians frustrated by long hours, rising practice (and malpractice) expenses, and problems with Medicaid and Medicare reimbursements.

off is more valuable than money, especially in places like Vermont where the cliché has always been that half the pay is in scenery. “I can see myself working part-time for a long time,” says Klitzner. “If I were slaving away, I’d be thinking about retirement.” Another unexpected benefit may be that physicians will get creative with their schedules. “They will do shift work, flex time, work on evenings or weekends,” says Shu. “It’s no longer a 9-to-5 world. We can meet parents after hours so they don’t have to miss work every time a kid is sick.” P.A.s or nurse practitioners may also fill some gaps. Hospitalists — physicians whose practice is limited to the care of hospital patients — could make primarycare practice less onerDR. NATHALIE FELDMAN ous. Technology may blunt the effect of fewer full-time workA career in medicine is also ers, with email making physinot as lucrative as it once was; cians more available for quesfinance or business now has a tions and electronic medical much greater potential for a big records allowing access the latest payday. The “feminization of information on any patient. medicine” may be to blame. It’s Yet no matter how many a harsh economic reality that computers are enlisted, the when women enter a profession human variable remains. To in large numbers, the pay tends help prevent shortages in certain to go down. “You really want to specialties, women will likely know what I think the biggest need to look beyond internal change will be?” Klitzner asks. medicine, pediatrics and obstet“We’re going to get paid less. I rics. And those in traditionally know it sounds cynical, but male-dominated specialties are there will be less reimbursement going to have to determine how and less prestige.” to attract more women to those Last year the American fields. “If a large percentage of Association of Medical Colleges people don’t want to enter suracknowledged the looming short- gery because of ‘the surgeon perage and called on all medical sonality,’ the specialty should schools to admit 15 percent more look at itself and see what it can students; now it is considering do about it,” says Shu. “It boosting that recommendation would behoove them to try to to 30 percent. Entirely new med- change the culture to make it ical schools are also under conmore appealing.” sideration in seven states. Despite the recent emotionUVM’s med school increased ally charged debate in academia its enrollment 20 percent six about female aptitude for the years ago, and Dean Evans says sciences, women seem to thrive that a further increase is possiin medicine, even in traditionalble at some point if the same ly male environments such as quality of education can be surgery. “The surgery attendings ensured. “We would have no I work with say the female resitrouble filling additional spots,” dents are the strongest,” says he says. “The most difficult Gargiulo, who now works at thing is that so many highly Baystate Medical Center in skilled and qualified students Springfield, Mass. “They say are turned away.” they have a better bedside manner, and they are more ambiThere may be an upside tious and more conscientious.” to having more doctors working Certainly, if surgery is not to fewer hours, and not just for the remain a male bastion, women physicians and their families. have to start making the choice “Patients don’t want doctors to pursue it. who are burned out,” says “Things have definitely Jennifer Shu, a part-time pedia- changed since I was in medical trician at Dartmouth-Hitchcock school and being a female physiMedical Center in Lebanon, cian was a pioneering thing,” N.H., and an unapologetic pro- says Paul Jarris, Vermont’s component of the new order. “They missioner of health. “When want someone who is happy women first became physicians and fresh and enjoys working.” they had to show they were as Many of the physicians who tough as a man. But we have are now working part-time say reached a point where women they are likely to stay in practice don’t have to do that anymore. longer because they like their That can work to the benefit of schedules. Many feel that time all of us.” m

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The Whole World Is Watching What’s the score on soccer in the U.S.?

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t’s been really hard for Americans to understand soccer. There isn’t much trash talk, and there’s no half-time show or commercial breaks. There is no punching or body slamming. STORY There isn’t a lot of gear or gadgets. MIKE No vehicles are involved. Sometimes, MARTIN no goals are scored in a 90-minute game, even though players — grown IMAGE men, mind you — roll around on the MATTHEW ground whimpering to get a free kick. THORSEN Still, this week Burlington-area soccer fans have been turning out in impressive numbers to watch the World Cup’s first games. Walt Levering, owner of the Windjammer Restaurant & Upper Deck Pub in South Burlington and a soccer supporter, confirms that around 20 fans arrived at the sports-oriented pub around noon on Friday to watch the first match — Germany vs. Costa Rica. There were also big afternoon crowds at Rí Rá on Church Street, Euro Gourmet on lower Main Street, and even Finnigan’s Pub, where American football usually reigns. Does this mean soccer is finally coming of age in the U.S.? Maybe. Even though ESPN2 will be showing every single World Cup game this year, and though more Americans are playing and watching soccer, we still don’t watch it that much. It’s estimated that just 3.9 million of us tuned into the last World Cup final, compared to the 95 million who camped out in front of television sets during the last Super Bowl. However, now that we have a national team playing in the Cup, soccer has at least piqued our curiosity. (Perhaps not for long: The U.S. lost to the Czech Republic Monday; the next game, with Italy, is Saturday.) Elsewhere around the globe, an important soccer game has the power to paralyze entire nations: Offices are closed, city centers are deserted, beaches are empty. In unison everyone turns to their TVs, riveted on the game, delirious with World Cup fever, and only when a goal occurs do cries erupt from every house in every neighborhood. Clearly, this is more than just a game. If you’re intrigued by the World Cup but still a little mystified by soccer culture, here’s what a few local soccer players and fans have to say about it. 1. Soccer is about style. The outcome is not always the most important thing. For results-oriented Americans, this is hard to get used to, but the idea is simple: It’s not just what you do, but how you do it. Matthew Spence, 42, an Englishman enjoying the World Cup at Rí Rá this week with some buddies, echoes the sentiment. “It’s not just about winning; you want to see great football [that is, soccer],”

WINDJAMMER OWNER WALT LEVERING (TOP ROW, SECOND FROM RIGHT) AND FELLOW FANS CHEER ON THE OTHER FOOTBALL.

Spence says. “You want to see a player bamboozle someone, make him look silly.” Dan Shepardson, 52, is a soccer coach with nine high school championships to his credit — four at Northfield and five at Champlain Valley Union. He says of the Brazilians, who call their national

he did time with the semi-pro Vermont Voltage, and then went on to become captain of the University of Vermont team. Mead waxes eloquent when he talks about soccer, explaining the beautiful game this way: “The Brazilians have 11 guys thinking as one.” It must be the samba music their fans play in the stands.

the UVM women’s soccer team. She loved it when “everything clicked,” Fairbanks says, and the players could anticipate what their teammates were going to do. 3. Soccer is about identity. “With soccer, you are born into a team; you don’t choose it,” Levering says,

The game’s ebb and flow, rarely interrupted by a goal, may seem monotonous to many Americans. But to aficionados, it’s full of meaningful gestures and graceful movements. sport “the beautiful game”: “To them it’s not enough to score goals; they’ve got to score beautiful goals. They like to embarrass the defender. They could just knock it in the net, but they’d rather do a 360, flip it up in the air, and do a bicycle kick. It fits their verve.” The game’s ebb and flow, rarely interrupted by a goal, may seem monotonous to many Americans. But to aficionados, it’s full of meaningful gestures and graceful movements. It’s a fluid dance, displaying improvisation, creativity and, yes, style. 2. Soccer is about thinking. Trevor “T.J.” Mead, 24, comes from a Vermont family that’s been into soccer for three generations. After playing for Shepardson at CVU until 2004,

Mead also suggests that France’s Zinédine Zidane, retiring this year, is the best player in the world, even though he doesn’t lead in goals. “A good soccer player should think about what the guy he’s passing to is going to do with the ball. But Zidane thinks so far in advance, he literally thinks four passes ahead,” says Mead. “He’s thinking on a higher plane. He takes a mental picture of the field and then knows how it’s going to develop.” Watching the Poland vs. Ecuador game Friday afternoon at his sports bar, Levering says, “Soccer is beautiful to watch because every player is a quarterback.” Brooke Fairbanks, 25, is also taking in the game. She reiterates the “11 players, one mind” idea while recalling her best times playing for

explaining another way in which soccer is different from American sports. And it’s true: Your soccer team is your town, your city or your country. In Burlington’s Old North End, Omer Alicic is building a community with the soccer club he founded, called FC (Football Club) Burlington. He coaches 40 players from diverse backgrounds — Sudan, Congo, Bosnia, Vietnam — though all are U.S. residents now. Alicic knows how tough it can be to grow up in a new country; he moved here from Bosnia in 1999, when he was 17. He began playing in his town’s soccer club at age 7, and describes it as basically an extended family that ate, slept and traveled together. Now Alicic is passionate about his work with FC Burlington and


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believes his club is making a difference in his playersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; lives. After organizing endless rides, lunches and team dinners, he says his reward came one day when his team was jogging past a group of adults on the sidewalk. As FC Burlington ran by, one of the bystanders said, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s our team.â&#x20AC;? Ernesto Capello, 31, was seen this week wearing his national teamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s jersey and scarf. Now an assistant professor of Latin American history at UVM, he is originally from Quito, Ecuador. Capello explains why that countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 2-0 victory over Poland is such a big deal. Ecuadorians are proud of their little countryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s success â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the teamâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s motto is â&#x20AC;&#x153;ÂĄSi, se puede!â&#x20AC;? (Yes, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s possible!) According to Capello, the motto aptly describes Ecuadorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s people: optimistic and tenacious. 4. Soccer is for girls, too. The sport is interesting with regard to gender. Thanks to Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sweethearts, Mia Hamm, Kristine Ally and their teammates, the U.S. has already won the World Cup â&#x20AC;&#x201D; twice, in 1991 and 1999 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and a 2004 Olympic gold medal in soccer, too. The Queens, as theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re known, inspired generations of American girls, and also set an example for girls in countries where soccer is strictly for men. In an email interview, Ally writes that she is particularly proud of this. She also points out that women rarely â&#x20AC;&#x153;take a dive,â&#x20AC;? as many of the male players do. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the rolland-whine theatrics used to draw a call, even if thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no penalty. David Eddy, 44, played soccer at UVM and now coaches a girlsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; team for the Far Post Soccer Club of Williston. His daughter wants to be the next Mia Hamm. Eddy has fond memories of watching the 1982 World Cup with his father on their farm when he was at UVM. Though he loves the game, Eddy is realistic about soccer in the U.S. becoming a spectator sport equal to, say, baseball. American sports culture is just too different from that of soccer, he surmises. So â&#x20AC;&#x153;the Worldâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gameâ&#x20AC;? might never become ours. But maybe soccer can at least teach Americans how the rest of the world thinks. And that wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be such a bad thing. m

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his summer, Seth Beck will embark on the mother of all road trips. The 29-year-old Bristol resident and three of his friends have registered for the third annual Mongol Rally. The roadSTORY race begins July 22 in London, CATHY England. If all goes well, it will end a RESMER few weeks and several thousand miles later in Ulan Bator, the capital of IMAGE Mongolia. MATTHEW The daredevil drivers aren’t looking THORSEN for a smooth ride. What would be the fun in that? The point of this trek is not to post a record time, but to have the best adventure — the “winners” are the ones who complete the trip in the most unsuitable vehicles. The race website, www.mongolrally.com, suggests that the ideal chariot might be a cherry picker. The grand prize? Unbeatable stories. “The Mongol Rally,” the jaunty website explains, “is an 8000-mile dash across 1⁄4 of the earth’s surface in cars that most people consider underpowered for doing the shopping. We have no entourage of support vehicles, there is no carefully marked course, there are no professional drivers, fast cars, or even good

Mongol Rally. Six cars made the trip. In 2005, 43 cars left from London; just 14 made it to Ulan Bator. This year, 200 teams, with names like “Dude Where’s My Camel,” “Drivers of Rohan,” and “Genghis Can!” have registered. Each team is required to pony up a 220 pound entry fee, and kick in an additional 1000 pounds for charity. The race will raise roughly a quarter of a million pounds for groups that fight poverty. Beck and his buddies have formed two teams, “Mrs. Tigglywinks,” and “Lil’ Larry.” Both will compete under the aegis of Beck’s Bad Colonies Motoring Cooperative. The name is a playful jab at the U.K. Most rally participants hail from across the pond; Beck’s teams are two of just five from the U.S. “We’re the colonies that went bad for them and spoiled the whole empire,” Beck explains. It’s the kind of joke a seasoned traveler would make. Beck certainly qualifies. Raised on a sheep farm in Orwell, he loves survival stories, and has always possessed “a strong desire to travel.” While he

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Beck’s also still looking for a real car. So far the BCMC has only one, a white Seat Marbella with 53,000 miles on it that’s being housed for them by another team, coincidentally just outside Bristol, England. As for car #2 — “It might come down to we just buy one off eBay right before,” Beck says. He’s also been scrambling to pay the entry fees, which are fairly steep given the exchange rate. BCMC has held two fundraisers so far, at Positive

An April press release warned, “Previous entrants have been arrested, chased by bandits, deported, accused of spying and been lost hundreds of miles from civilization.” cars. It’s just you, your pants-mobile and thousands of miles of adventure.” An April press release warned, “Previous entrants have been arrested, chased by bandits, deported, accused of spying and been lost hundreds of miles from civilization.” Sounds like fun to Seth Beck. “There are two types of people in this world,” he observes. “The people who say, ‘Why in the world would you do this?’ and the people who ask, ‘Why haven’t I heard of this yet?’” The lanky engineer, who works as a project manager for Waitsfield’s Northern Power Systems, is proud to belong to the latter category. Even so, he finds it hard to describe why he wants to drive a crappy car over some of the world’s worst roads. “When it comes down to it,” he says, “it’s just something I want to do.” The Rally was spawned in 2001, when two young men from the United Kingdom bought an old Fiat in Prague and decided on a whim to drive it to Mongolia. They were turned back part way for a lack of travel visas, but decided they’d stumbled upon a worthy quest. In 2004, they organized the first

was an engineering student at Clarkson University, Beck spent a year in New Zealand. Upon graduation, he worked for six years repairing gas turbines for General Electric, and traveled extensively in Europe, South America and Southeast Asia. During that time he got in a lot of recreational travel, and went snowboarding in New Zealand and the Alps. It was through an obscure snowboarding website that Beck first heard about the Mongol Rally. He talked it over with his wife, and sent out a few emails to recruit some friends, who were as taken by the idea as he was. Preparing for the rally has proved no small feat, but Beck says that’s part of the fun. Even signing up was tricky. Beck had to wake up in the middle of the night to be online when registration began. The 200 available spots filled up in two hours. Beck began organizing in earnest in November, and now spends a couple hours a day finalizing the logistics. He spends his time updating the whimsical BCMC website, www.badcolonies.org, complete with blog, team bios, and a downloadable fold-up Bad Colonies car.

Pie II, and at the Bobcat Café in Bristol. A third Vermont event is scheduled for June 28 at the Two Brothers Tavern in Middlebury. People who attend can buy space on the cars — Beck will print up vinyl stickers to attach to the ignominious vehicles. And he’s selling t-shirts with the BCMC logo and their motto, “Too lazy to climb Everest.” The money they raise will be donated to Mercy Corps, a Scotland-based organization that funds emergency relief efforts, and Send a Cow, a group that provides livestock to impoverished farmers in Africa. Plotting the route and securing visas has also been a chore. Standing in front of a wall-mounted map in his home office, Beck describes the path his teams will take to Mongolia. The race organizers don’t specify which course teams must take, but they recommend various routes, and provide checkpoints for each. Some are more dangerous than others; for example, Beck will steer his teams clear of Turkmenistan and Iran. They’ve chosen one of the safer paths, through countries such as Kazakhstan, Uzbekistan and Kyrgyzstan. “None of

the countries is on the U.S. watchlist,” he notes hopefully. Beck says the BCMC plans to head from London to Prague, and then either to Moscow or Kiev, they haven’t yet decided. Either way, the next stop will be through Kazakhstan to Samarkand, Uzbekistan. Beck has set up a Google map on his website to illustrate the route. If you click on the map pin for Samarkand, a window appears bearing a photo of a mosque and this legend: “Genghis came here for silk and butt kicking. Mrs. Tigglywinks will settle for a beer (or some Windex) and a new clutch.” From Uzbekistan, BCMC will travel through Kyrgyzstan, up through Russia, and into Mongolia. Beck estimates the trip will take about four weeks. That’s the length of his vacation from work. “It’s gotta take that,” he says, “unless I’m imprisoned.” In addition to the entry fees, he’s budgeting about $800 per car for gas. He says it should be readily available for most of the trip, but plans to carry a few cans “for the lean stretches after Uzbekistan.” Beck’s biggest worry right now, besides slower-than-hoped-for fundraising, is how U.S. foreign policy will play out in the months ahead. “It really worries me that we get into some kind of major conflict with Iran during the trip,” he admits. Beck was in Hong Kong in 1999, when the U.S. bombed the Chinese embassy in Belgrade. Up until that point, he says people had been very friendly. “It was amazing how quickly their attitudes changed,” he recalls. Beck is also still trying to figure out how to fly the BCMC home. Once the race is finished, the cars are auctioned off to the Mongolians, bizarre stickers and all. “I just envision some sheep or goat herder driving it around the steppe,” muses Beck, “owning it for 10 years to come.” Like the race itself, it’s just hard for some people to imagine. m


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Rock Revival Theater preview: Stone

verybody has a story. The Vermont writers collecting oral histories in Depression-era Barre knew this, and recorded with equal care the lives of the mayor and the peddler, the aristocratic dowager and the stonecutter’s STORY ELISABETH widow, the respected shopkeeper and the rum-running drunk. Kim Bent, CREAN co-artistic director of the Lost Nation Stone, written Theater, breathed new life into these and directed by tales by sculpting them into Stone, an Kim Bent, energetic work for the stage that preproduced by miered last April in Montpelier. Lost Nation The central Vermont community Theater. City Hall Auditorium, enthusiastically embraced the show, Montpelier, which also featured a bounty of toeJune 15 - July 9, tapping, traditional folk music. But Wednesdaysthe critical response pointed out Saturdays at 8 p.m., Sundays numerous rough edges in the ambiat 6:30 p.m. tious work-in-progress. The running Matinees June 21 time was too long, especially the secand July 9 at ond act, which was dialogue-heavy 2 p.m. $20 ($15 first week of run). and music-light. Some characters’ stories were less compelling than the others’, slowing the narrative drive. On opening night last year, several cast members seemed to struggle with the overwhelming amount of material they had to master. Restaging a play just a year after its debut is an unusual step. But the passion for this production runs deep — among the participants and in the community. The audience was not your typical play-going crowd. “Their reactions to the show fed us,” actor Mark Robert recalls. “There were some nights we had people in the audience that had lived in Barre their whole lives and knew some of these people back in the ’30s . . . People are actually interacting like you’re that person. That’s pretty neat . . . that that kind of magic can come back for folks.” So Bent, who wrote and directed Stone, decided to remake his creation, using feedback from the cast, crew and community to hone the original. Last year’s actors, musicians and behind-the-scenes staff have eagerly reassembled for the new and improved Stone, which opens this weekend. They are working with a tighter, shorter script that gives the period music an even more prominent role. The primary source material for Bent’s adaptation is Men Against Granite, a collection of oral histories assembled between 1938 and 1940. Barre’s booming granite industry had drawn waves of immigrants from Scotland, Northern Italy, Sweden, Spain, Ireland and Québec. Writers Mari Tomasi and Roaldus Richmond, working for the Federal Writers’ Project of the Works Progress Administration, conducted more than 100 interviews with area residents representing all facets of the community. They captured an astonishing record of daily life, documenting events and emotions both great and small. Barre’s long-dead citizens tell their stories in their own words. From what were essentially monologues, Bent crafted dialogues and scenes.

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Sixteen actors and musicians play about 40 characters, changing professions, ages and ethnicities as fast as they change costumes and accents. One moving scene features a quartet of widows whose husbands have died prematurely from stonecutter’s TB, a lung disease caused by granite dust. On stage together, the blackclad women reflect and reminisce separately, but their tales weave together thematically. The scene encapsulates Bent’s approach to the source material. He has not artificially superimposed a plot structure, yet by the end it feels like a complete story of how it felt to live in that specific time and place has unfolded. Barre — an industrious, ethnically diverse community — appealed to the Federal Writers’ Project for the hope it provided on the eve of World War II, when “the enemy really was fascism,” Bent reflects. In documenting the diversity of Barre, the writers showed “the possibility that people of different backgrounds could get along, could find a way to work together somehow,” he says. Diversity was not an empty buzzword. It was a potent moral weapon against fascism’s call for racial “purity.” But as Stone demonstrates, ethnic pluralism did not create a utopian melting pot. Characters feel strong ethnic loyalties, stereotype other groups and engage in vigorous disputes over issues from politics to pasta. Coexistence was often peaceful only by default. The first act features a rollicking, irony-laden original song, “In Barre We All Get Along,” that illustrates the city’s underlying tension. In Bent’s lyrics, anarchists and socialists draw verbal and literal weapons, and everyone gives the French-Canadians a hard time. But the battling Barreites are just too busy living and work-

ing alongside one another to expend much energy on a true calculus of hate. “You may have heard it different / But the truth’s as plain as day / In Barre when we disagree / It don’t get in our way!” Stone’s music director, John Mowad, played a major role in the show’s development. He did a mountain of research to assemble period tunes, and to arrange them for an instrumental mix of fiddle, accordion and guitar. “John’s impulse immediately was to go to the real roots of the music,” Bent says. “Not necessarily to the songs of the 1930s or ’40s, but what the music sounded like when these people came over initially.” Music is integrated throughout the play. Three musicians remain on stage during most of the show, and occasionally join in the action. Traditional tunes introduce monologues and accompany dances, and characters sing the wistful folk songs of the Old Country. “The music had a real-ness about it,” says Mowad. “It wasn’t just the pit orchestra . . . doing the score. The musicians felt as much a part of it as anybody else, and I think that came across to the audience.” In revising the show, Mowad and Bent beefed up the role of music. “We realized how important it was . . . in establishing the sense of ethnicity and cultural — not only diversity, but also interaction,” Mowad notes. “Music is hard to beat for setting a national tone, a mood of Irishness or Italian . . . And so we just want to build on that a little bit more.” For example, in the bar scene, live music has replaced a radio playing, which allows for more dancing as well. In trimming the text of the script, Bent felt freer to be less the documentarian and more the dramatist. Some of the scenes that dragged in the first

version of Stone stemmed from his initial desire to be “overly conscientious” with the source material, he admits. “The voices of the younger people in [Men Against Granite] just aren’t as strong, and so they didn’t work quite as well.” Bent deleted those scenes and made lots of internal cuts to tighten others. This summer will see more than just a revival of Stone as a staged play. The Stoners, as they call themselves, are presenting an hour-long excerpted version at the History Expo in Tunbridge on June 24, and at a granite industry conference this August in Barre. Bent appears to be committed to making Stone a lasting part of Vermont’s cultural landscape. He has secured grant funding to create a DVD, in collaboration with filmmaker Jeff Farber of 88 Keys and Living the Autism Maze. The goal is a tight, one-hour production by autumn that can be distributed to schools, libraries and museums across Vermont. “We’ll be shooting the actors in the theater, using the theater as a studio,” Bent explains. Stage scenes will be intercut with historical still images and video of famous sculptures mentioned in the show, such as the Elia Corti memorial and the Robert Burns statue. “Having the ability to see those pieces of art in their real environment while the actor is talking about them, or the actor playing the sculptor who did the work, I think, will be very effective,” he says. “To a large extent, people generally don’t value what’s in their own backyard,” Bent reflects. “I see the stage play and the DVD as an opportunity to get people interested in where they are. One of the things that we all experience as we grow up is, we get to be teenagers and nothing that’s around us has any value. But here’s


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BEAN COUNTING As many regular patrons are probably aware, Burlington’s coffee shop/live music venue Radio Bean was recently fined for violation of fire code. A couple of months ago, “Honky Tonk Tuesday” attracted a few too many fans, and proprietor Lee Anderson was given a $200 ticket. He paid it immediately. Following the incident, the Bean imposed a stringent capacity policy. Most folks assumed the brouhaha was over. Not entirely. On June 1, Anderson attended a hearing before the city’s licensing committee. At that point, he was informed of the possibility of further penalties. “The information they gave me said it’s for the potential suspension of my entertainment permit and liquor license,” he recently told me. “But it didn’t say what they were gonna shoot for.” JAMES Either one would have a crippling effect on the BLACKSHAW business, not to mention the local arts community. Local musician and Bean regular Neil Cleary has drafted a petition to present to City Hall, which makes a persuasive case for leniency. “This is the first violation of its kind for the Radio Bean in its 6 years of operation,” the letter states. “The Radio Bean exemplifies a model of responsible alcohol consumption . . . emphasizing arts and community over public drunkenness — unlike countless other bars in Burlington. If it were to go under, a less responsible institution might very well take its place.” You can read the petition in its entirety at my blog, http://7d.blogs.com/solidstate. The letter also makes the point that North Winooski Ave. has had a history of failed businesses and problem tenants. Many credit Anderson for revitalizing what was once considered a struggling block. I placed a call to Assistant City Attorney Gene Bergman to find out where the proceedings are heading. As expected, he’s not at liberty to discuss most aspects of the case. He confirmed that Anderson received notice to appear at the hearing to “present evidence and listen to evidence, with the opportunity to cross examine witnesses.” Bergman also revealed that a final judgment could “possibly” be served on June 26. Guess we’ll just have to stay tuned.

DROPPING THE MIKE It’s a sad day in radioland, as longtime WIZN DJ and assistant program director Mike Luoma has been booted from the booth. I always enjoyed hearing his gruff ’n’ friendly voice when I dialed in. Luoma’s 18 years of service for “The Wizard” puts him among the legends of local broadcasting. Chances are his replacement won’t last half as long. The station recently changed ownership, so workplace shakeups may have been expected. There were also “inconsistencies in programming,” according to Luoma’s dismissal notice. Did he forget to play Styx’ “Come Sail Away” one afternoon? That’s not inconsistency — it’s conscientious objection. But Luoma isn’t railing against his ex-employers. “I made some mistakes . . . I don’t want to make too big a deal of it,” he told me.

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“I’m just trying to figure out what the ‘Mike Luoma Part II’ will be.” Hopefully, it’ll involve more publishing. Luoma already has two books on local shelves, including the science-fiction thriller Vatican Assassin, and the self-described “graphic thingy,” Holy Shit: Or...Pat Robertson Is the Anti-Christ. The latter is a nonfiction account of Christianity’s origins and, according to its author, “how Pat Robertson doesn’t seem to be following what Jesus taught.” Glad someone noticed. A sequel to Vatican is planned for release later this year, with the final book in the trilogy available next summer. In the meantime, Luoma has a message for loyal listeners: “Thank you for hanging out, letting me play you some music, and listening to me talk all this time,” he says. For more information on his printed wares, check out http://www.GlowIntheDarkRadio.com.

ACOUSTIC EXPEDITIONS On Monday, June 19, experimental electronic musician Greg Davis brings a handful of pals to town for a performance at BOX, a Pine St. artist collective. In addition to Davis, the 8 p.m., all-ages show features London’s James Blackshaw, the Big Apple’s Jesse Sparhawk and Boston’s Glenn Jones. Don’t expect much laptop action — Davis’ associates are all acoustic guitarists in the tradition of the late John Fahey and Robbie Basho. Blackshaw’s dreamlike instrumentals are written and performed on 12-string guitar. One such piece, “Spiraling Skeleton Memorial,” is sublimely meditative, with fingerpicked notes that flow like a winding brook. Occasionally, he augments his songs with tambura, harmonium and percussion. Spare or embellished, his music is spellbinding. Multi-instrumentalist Sparhawk is comfortable with all manner of strings ’n’ things, including harp. He’s played with a variety of today’s most lauded indie-acoustic acts, including Greg Weeks, Marissa Nadler and Timesbold. His latest disc, Palmaria Palmata, is firmly rooted in the tradition of Fahey’s Tahoma Records label. Which is to say, the playing is folk-inspired, but progressive. Jones’ work is somewhat darker, with minor-key chord clusters and ominous pedal tones. A classical influence is also present, especially on “The Doll Hospital,” which plays like Andrés Segovia kickin’ back in Appalachia. Jones is pretty handy with a slide, too. It’s anyone’s guess what Davis has up his sleeve. But if it’s anything like his recent performance opening up for The Books at Higher Ground, it’ll be downright transcendental.

WORD PUNK Back in the early ’80s, a little band out of San Francisco called the Dead Kennedys antagonized both the Reagan administration and the music industry with acerbic, surf-punk ditties. Retribution from “the man” came hard, and the band eventually broke up in a maelstrom of lawsuits, some against each other. DK’s provocative ex-front man Jello Biafra is still ruffling feathers, albeit without the loud guitars. He’ll bring his JELLO unabashedly left-wing, spokenBIAFRA word routine to the Higher Ground Ballroom on Wednesday, June 21. Biafra holds a plethora of political positions that would probably make liberal-loathing scribe Ann Coulter’s head explode. He’s a staunch advocate of the “maximum wage,” which includes the elimination of taxes for the poor, while increasing tariffs on anyone who earns more than $100,000 a year. Civil disobedience is right up there on Biafra’s list of worthy activities. Such acts include — but aren’t limited to — planting marijuana seeds in public parks. He hates the death penalty and the World Trade Organization, and is a tireless campaigner for freedom of speech in the arts, having been at the sharp end of Tipper Gore’s anti-obscenity stick. Oh, yeah, and he wants all inebriants legalized. Like many, Biafra believes the so-called “war on drugs” is costly and ineffective. Did I mention he’s also funny? m

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:: central BLUE FOX & THE ROCKIN’ DADDYS (blues-rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS, (honky-tonk), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; ANTARA (rock singer-songwriter), 8 p.m. Donations; MOSAIC (soul), 9:30 p.m. NC. IN SIMPLEST FORM (acoustic rock), Positive Pie II, 10 p.m. $4. MADDUB (progressive dub), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 10 p.m. $3-5. TABLE 45 (funk, fusion), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. $4. THE ROCKING CHAIRS (rock, Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. Sold out.

:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. UNCLE BILLY’S SMOKEHOUSE (jamrock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. THE PRESS (hip-hop, funk), Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. STACY STARKWEATHER (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. CRAIG HURWITZ (singer-songwriter), Naked Turtle, 5 p.m. NC, followed by ROSS MAFIA (rock), 9:30 p.m. NC.

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RYAN FAUBER, GREATEST HITS (Self-released, CD) Burlington singer-songwriter Ryan Fauber is a highly prolific individual. The 10 tunes on Greatest Hits are culled from more than 200 songs written between 1999 and 2005. Many are lengthy, quasi-poetic diatribes about the woeful state of the world. Others are ballads that achieve an intimate soulfulness despite their ragged edges. The result is a mixed bag of music. The disc commences with the rambling â&#x20AC;&#x153;Who We Are.â&#x20AC;? Fauber views himself as a kind of prose prophet, but his lyrics are often vague. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Political correctness in a self-destructing state / Mesmerized by lies that subliminally hate,â&#x20AC;? he raps-sings over a clunky chord progression. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a little like a poetry slam for paranoids. Still, he gets in a couple of mid-tune zingers: â&#x20AC;&#x153;We position ourselves, high, justified and fair / A Christian nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s bombs exploding in the air,â&#x20AC;? he states. Testify, man. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dreams on a Trainâ&#x20AC;? is more effective, both lyrically and musically. Subtle guitar strums and spare keyboards frame Fauberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aching vocal performance. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Your bedroom is now a holding cell / Your eyes no longer burn / Your good intentions turn on you / Are you ever gonna learn?â&#x20AC;? he wails. Vocally, he bears similarities to Tom Waits, in his pre-carnival barker phase. One could have worse influences. â&#x20AC;&#x153;When the government comes Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gonna run / When the ending is near and the feeling is fear, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m gonna run,â&#x20AC;? Fauber howls on the appropriately titled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m Gonna Run.â&#x20AC;? Loaded with striking, apocalyptic wordplay, the song fails to cohere musically. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lady Burnsâ&#x20AC;? suffers from a similar fate. Unfocused and aimless, its structure barely holds together. Only a few choice lyrics save the song from total disaster: â&#x20AC;&#x153;When Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m on fire, my veins are wires / Reacting to that lady liar,â&#x20AC;? Fauber snarls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Prisoner Songâ&#x20AC;? is a minor-key ballad with Dylanesque ambitions. Spare acoustic guitar provides skeletal accompaniment to Fauberâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grim tale of possessive love. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m the king of the trash, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got a beautiful rash / My thoughts are naked and raw,â&#x20AC;? he sings icily. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The razor was heaven to me / I said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;give me some eternityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; / She said, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s close, but not the time.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;? The harrowing prose and effective instrumentation make for the discâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s finest moment. Greatest Hits is a challenging listen. Yet somewhere between the proselytizing rants and unwieldy poetics, there exists considerable creativity. Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hoping Fauber learns to hone it.

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(Self-released, CD) In a just world, Burlington rocker Johnny Azer would be a cult superstar. A productive songwriter whose tunes evoke both the grandiosity of U2 and the pathos of Daniel Johnston, Azer is one of a kind. A few years ago, he had a taste of the big time when talk show jokester Jimmy Kimmel invited him to perform on his late-night program. Azer rocked. Later, during the interview segment, he completely eclipsed the other guests, including ultra-hip comedian Dane Cook. Unfortunately, the TV appearance did little to increase his profile back home. His latest disc, And Everything Like That, is an attempt to remedy the situation. To dismiss Azer as an â&#x20AC;&#x153;outsiderâ&#x20AC;? artist is to miss out on an endearing musical personality. Yes, his tunes are a little strange, but theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve got more raw sentiment than most so-called â&#x20AC;&#x153;emoâ&#x20AC;? acts. His anguish is the result of professional, personal and romantic frustration. It isnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t easy being Johnny Azer, but he channels his turmoil into affecting, if unconventional, pop-rock. And Everything opens with â&#x20AC;&#x153;Picture on the Wall,â&#x20AC;? a sweeping, majestic ballad about unrequited love. Luxurious keyboards and guitars support Azerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s yearning voice. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You made it worth getting out of bed / So true, you never messed with my head,â&#x20AC;? he sings. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I deeply miss your laugh, and deeply miss your smile / Your heart is free of all things vile.â&#x20AC;? You canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t doubt a guy who sounds this sincere. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Jimmy Kimmelâ&#x20AC;? chronicles the highs and lows of semi-fame. A burst of applause kicks things off, followed by a brief spoken passage. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d like to thank Jimmy Kimmel for the finest moment in my life,â&#x20AC;? Azer exclaims. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Two years have gone by, and what the hell happened?â&#x20AC;? The song is run-of-the mill guitar rock, but its lyrics are rife with heartache: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Girls look at me like Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m on death row / â&#x20AC;&#x2122;Cause I got no cash, looks, car or blow,â&#x20AC;? he wails. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lifeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not Jimmy Kimmel â&#x20AC;&#x201D; itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the only time I was truly happy.â&#x20AC;? Pretty tragic stuff. My favorite cut is â&#x20AC;&#x153;Mind Control,â&#x20AC;? which portrays Azer as a wasted warrior on a psychic battlefield. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m so tired fighting your mind control / Still youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll never own my soul / Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m starting to feel Godâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chills / You robbed me of my free will,â&#x20AC;? he intones. In a scene full of preening hipsters, Azer is a breath of fresh air. Keep up the good fight, Johnny.

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DANIEL LEMIEUX, NORMON MIRON & MORE (Celtic, Québecois, traditional), Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $12/10/5. AA. DAKOTA & THA HOME TEAM (hiphop), Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. RESONATOR (rock; CD release party), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CAL STANTON (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. LAST KID PICKED (rock), Naked Turtle, 10 p.m. $7. CITIZEN RED (rock), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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KATE PARADISE & JOE DAVIDIAN (jazz), Mes Amis, 6:30 p.m. NC. TERRY DIERS (gospel, r&b), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. HOLLYWOOD FARM (jam-rock), Piecasso Pizzeria & Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, Naked Turtle, 9 p.m. NC. MARK LAMPHIER & THE NAKED TURTLE JAZZ BAND, Naked Turtle, 7 p.m. NC.

MON.19 :: burlington area BRIDGE 44 (rock), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by OPEN MIKE, 8 p.m. NC. JOE ASHLAR & LICORICE FACTORY (funk, jazz), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop, soul), midnight. NC. NOTHING ABOUT GROVER (rock), Nectar’s, 11 p.m. $5/NC. 18+. SUMMERS OLD, FALLBACK, ABBOT HAYNES (rock), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $3/8. 18+. OPEN BAND AUDITIONS, Lincoln Inn, 7 p.m. NC.

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GUA GUA (psychotropical), 8 p.m. NC, followed by HONKY-TONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DJS DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. MARKO THE MAGICIAN, Rosita’s, 5:30 p.m. NC. LOUIS LOGIC, THE AZTEXT (hip-hop), Nectar’s, 11 p.m. NC/$3. 18+. KARAOKE, Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. OZRIC TENTACLES (psychedelic rock, electronic, trance), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $18/20. AA. THE LYMBYC SYSTYM, TELL NO ONE, THE HERO CYCLE (electronic, postrock, indie), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $5/7. AA. ACOUSTIC TUESDAY WITH JAY EKIS (singer-songwriter), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH BLUE NORTHER, Lincoln Inn, 7 p.m. NC.

JOHN CRAIGE (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. PAUL ASBELL & CLYDE STATS (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. STEFAN COUTURE & CAMPFIRE ORCHESTRA (soul, pop), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY WITH FATTIE B. (’80s/ ’90s jams), 11 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. GRIMIS (funk, jam), Nectar’s, 11 p.m. NC. HORRORDOME, PANDA WATCH, DJ HAITIAN (Talking Heads covers, rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5/10. 18+. OPEN MIKE WITH ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS, Second Floor, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. AN EVENING WITH JELLO BIAFRA (spoken word), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $10/12. AA.

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FANTASTIC $4 BAND NIGHT WITH MIRACLE TRAIN, HOLLYWOOD FARM, GREYSPOKE (jam-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $4. AA. IPOD WEDNESDAYS (eclectic), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. CELTIC PARTY NIGHT, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central RUDY DAUTH (solo guitar), 9:30 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE TRIO (jazz), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH JIM MCHUGH, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. NC. ROB WILLIAMS & FRIENDS (acoustic rock), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

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S EXHIBIT Al Salzman: Paintings and Drawings. Fletcher & Pickering rooms, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington. Through June.

ARTWORK “Subway to Vermont Triptych” by Al Salzman

PHOTO Marc Awodey

trangely shaped artworks greet visitors to the Fletcher and Pickering rooms in Burlington’s Fletcher Free Library this month. The 18 oval figurative paintings, 55-by-31 inches, and 13 round, 44-inch-in-diameter drawings were executed over a 10-year period by the multifaceted Fairfield artist Al Salzman. What may not be immediately obvious is that his picture planes are classically inspired, both in composition and content. In Greek mythology, the master builder Daedalus constructed wings for himself and his son Icarus to escape their imprisonment on the isle of Crete. Salzman’s “Falling” refers to that story, as two winged male figures seem to tumble through a cerulean blue sky and white clouds. The nearly Baroque composition presents a contorted Icarus with a damaged wing slicing into a sapphire-hued sea. Yet above the clouds, a peaceful bird appears at the top of the oval, in contrast to this human calamity. In a telephone interview, Salzman mentioned that viewers often think of the bird in “Falling” as a dove symbolizing the spirit of God. Not so. He was actually thinking of “The Lark Ascending” by British composer Ralph Vaughan Williams. Such personal, rather than predictable, associations are a hallmark of Salzman’s paintings. “Subway to Vermont Triptych” is a dreamlike narrative populated by a bizarre assortment of musicians, commuters, cops, and bearded orthodox Jews. Each of the three panels has beautifully controlled light, effectively describing flickering subway shadows.

The content crystallizes as Salzman transforms the New York City subway into a vision of Holocaust freight cars hauling workers through an underground bedlam. In 1992, Salzman was a Progressive Party candidate from Franklin County for the Vermont Senate; his social concerns find their way into many of the show’s images and poems. To the right of “Subway to Vermont Triptych,” an excerpt of his posted poem “Tiger Moran” reads, “Eat your oats and work for bosses / work and

water-based tempera can be very brittle, so Salzman paints on panels that are less absorbent and also make cracking less likely. But if his medium is unusual in fine art — perhaps even unsound — it does create unique surfaces and vibrant, rich colors. Salzman’s round drawings, which he refers to by the Renaissance term of tondos, are technically more pedestrian — just charcoal on cardboard. Each is entitled a “Humandala” and presents an array of figures organized into gravity-free circles and drifting around in

Salzman’s picture planes are classically inspired, both in composition and content. sweat like fuckin’ horses / sleep — wake up — eat oats again / Drink your coffee, hide your pain. . . .” Salzman’s paintings often have a social-realist air — his negative spaces of dark blue and gray are reminiscent of Socialist Mexican muralists Diego Rivera and Jose Clemente Orozco. Salzman’s painting technique is also influenced by his 25 years as an art teacher in St. Albans and in New York City-area public schools. He mixes from only eight colors of cheap tempera paint, typical of what’s used in classrooms. But he isn’t naïve about materials, and separates tempera applications with clear layers of acrylic matte medium. Like egg tempera,

well-composed spaces. Babies, musicians, boxers and bathers populate these “Humandalas.” Each represents a cross-section of contemporary society. Salzman’s oval compositions often employ the Renaissance device of four-point perspective, and his round charcoal drawings seem to have as many as six vanishing points in certain passages. He acknowledges being schooled in those rarified concepts, but discounts their validity in his works. Salzman is more intuitive than intellectual in designing his paintings and drawings. His artistic perspective, as evidenced by this courageously eccentric show, is utterly unique. m

CCV BURLINGTON is seeking artists to display their work in the Hallway Galleries this fall. Check http://www.ccv.edu/loca tions/burlington/hallway_galleries/index. html or contact Karen at 951-1252. THE ART SPACE at Cynthea's Spa in Burlington is seeking 2D artists for upcoming shows. Contact Karen at avalon_promo@yahoo.com. TERRA LINDA MARKET is seeking artists to exhibit at its Tennybrook Square, Shelburne, store. Info, 985-1088. VERMONT HAND CRAFTERS is seeking high-quality crafts for summer product jury session. Show November 16-19 at the Sheraton, South Burlington. Temporary moratorium on photography, fine art, jewelry, soap and wax-related products. Info, http://www.vermont handcrafters.com or 800-373-5429. THE 14TH ANNUAL SOUTH END ART HOP is seeking artists to show at their own studios, enter the juried show or submit a request for displaying in a South End site. Artists and sites should submit info to the Art Hop Directory at http://www.sea ba.com/whowhere by August 7. BURLINGTON CITY ARTS and the Department of Public Works are seeking proposals from artists and crafters to design and build an artful bike rack for the corner of N. Winooski Ave. and Pearl St. Visit http://www.burlingtoncityarts .com/programs/artinpublicplaces for more info. THE NORTHFIELD LABOR DAY CRAFT TENT is seeking artists, artisans and crafters to display and sell their works at the September 2-4 event. Info, http://www.north fieldlaborday.org or Paul at 485-9411.

OPENINGS REBECCA GOTTESMAN: Landscapes in pastel, watercolor and oil. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Reception June 15, 3-5 p.m. Through July 28. TIMOTHY FISHER & KATIE FLINDALL: "Art in Bloom," fabric collages and carved wood sculptures, and ink and watercolor paintings, respectively. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Reception June 16, 5-8 p.m. Through July. CRISTINE CAMBREA STONE: "C. Cambrea Surreal Visionary," abstract works on wood and canvas, and prints. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 229-0522. Meet the artist June 17, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Through August. BARBARA EKEDAHL & CHRIS CLEARY: "Images on the World," Japanese-style woodblock prints, and carved stonework, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 4534032. Reception June 17, 5-7 p.m. Through July.

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TALKS/EVENTS >> 54A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.


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Through July 30. painted in refugee camps. Metropolitan PALETTES OF VERMONT ESSEX: The Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 863-1640. Northern Vermont Artists' Association and Through July 10. Essex Art League display their contribuPHEBE MOTT: "Summer Serendipity," tions to a statewide community arts projpaintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn ect. Artists' Mediums, Taft Farm Village Center, Burlington, 482-2909. Through Center Plaza, Williston, 879-1236. September 2. Through July. NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' Roll MICHAEL STRAUSS: Watercolors, Dining Retrospective," black-and-white photoRoom; and JENNIFER KENNEDY: graphs of influential musicians. The Wine Photography, Greenhouse; and GRAHAM Bar, Burlington, 238-1835. Through July. KEEGAN: Painting and cloth sculpture, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DEB DOLLS & GUM BALLSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A group exhiBar. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. bition by local artists in multiple media. Through June. E1 Studio Collective, Burlington, 860MICHAEL MAZUR: "The Inferno of Dante," 0786. Through June 26. 41 black-and-white prints by the contemARTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ALIVE: The 20th annual festival of fine porary printmaker illustrating the most art includes exhibits at Union Station and famous section of "The Divine Comedy." in store windows throughout downtown Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656Burlington, 864-1557. Through June 17. 0750. Through June 18. TIFFANY CALDWELL: "A Visual Exploration," UVM & BURLINGTON COLLEGE: This student works in acrylic and pen, and black-andcollaboration includes paintings, photowhite photographs. Blue Star CafĂŠ, graphs, soft sculpture and etchings, curated Winooski, 654-8700. Through June. by UVM student Sarah Gaboriault and BC JACOB ALBEE: "Calculated Risk," new student Amanda Wright. Studio STK, developments in jewelry design; and Burlington, 657-3333. Through June 24. SARAH WESSON: "On Site," oil paintings HEATHER MEISTERLING, DONNA GALLIand works on paper. Grannis Gallery, HER & LYDIA BATTEN: "Waterworks and Burlington, 660-2032. Through June. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;IMMORTAL LIKENESSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Prints, drawings, Words," watercolor paintings and calligraâ&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DOSTIEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S FLOWERS 2â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: One hundred new watercolors and photographs from the perphy. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, paintings by Alex Dostie. 1/2 Lounge, manent collection showcase the art of por899-3211. Through July 9. Burlington, dostiesflowers2@yahoo.com. traiture. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, NADINE LAFOND: "Transcripts from the Through June 25. 656-0750. June 18 - August 27. Specter," works on paper and canvas that â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COLOR COMES TO LIFEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Glass sun catchers CCV INSTRUCTOR-STUDENT ART SHOW: evoke the artist's Haitian ancestry. 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PRECIOUS VIEWS Twenty oils and a dozen watercolors comprise Sarah Wesson’s exhibition, entitled “On Site,” at Grannis Gallery through June. A retailer of designer jewelry, including this month’s featured jeweler Jacob Albee, the shop is elegant but not particularly spacious. So Wesson’s oil “Acadia I” (pictured), measuring a scant 11-by-16 inches, is one of the largest pieces in the show. Small, gemlike landscapes, her works perfectly complement Grannis Gallery’s fine jewelry.

al works and installation. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through June 24. ‘THE LOVE STATION’: Ten artists show mixed media, photography, painting and installation. Pursuit Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 862-3883. Through June 24. GROUP SHOW: Paintings by Alexandra Bottinelli, Susan Russell, Harriet Wood and Ann Young. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through July. JANET VAN FLEET: "Circular Statements," wall-hung installation/paintings on metal plates. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2277. Through June. BRYCE BERGGREN: Recent works. Chittenden Bank main branch, Burlington, 864-1557. Through June. ‘HOMEY AND HIP’: Furniture created for Knoll Inc. by designers including Frank Gehry, Isamu Noguchi, Eero Saarinen and Harry Bertoia, Collector's House; and "SILHOUETTES IN THE SKY: THE ART OF THE WEATHERVANE," highlights from the permanent collection; and "STEAMBOATS & THE VERMONT LANDSCAPE IN THE 19TH CENTURY," from the museum's American paintings collection, Webb Gallery; and "THE ARTFUL LIFE OF TASHA TUDOR," works of art by and about the beloved author-illustrator, Vermont House. Shelburne Museum, 9853346. All through October. CARA BARER & DAVID PUTNAM: Bookrelated and abstract photographs. Pine Street Art Works, Burlington, 863-8100. Through June 28. LANCE RICHBOURG: "Marilyn and Joe," paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through June 24.

graphs by Ernie Longey. Gallery in-theField, Brandon, 247-0125. Through June. GRETA NORTHFIELD: Oil paintings of portraits and structures. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 545-2181; weekdays or by appointment. Through June 20. MOLLIE GERMAN & NICK MAYER: "Garden: Earth and Sky," ceramic planters, tiles and mosaics, and watercolors of moths and butterflies, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through June 15. ‘FACE TO FACE: VERMONT PORTRAITS 1795-1930’: An exhibit of portraits of individuals who contributed to Vermont's heritage. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through September 3.

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CARLOS DORRIEN: Photography, painting and sculpture by the internationally recognized Argentinean artist. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center Gallery, West Rutland, 438-2097. June 16 - July 23. BIRD, FLOWER & LANDSCAPE PAINTINGS: Works by Chinese artists Li Xubai, Jia Ru and Zou Ming. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through September 4. ART THERAPY SHOW: A group show reflecting the use of art therapy services throughout Vermont. Statehouse Cafeteria, Montpelier, 828-5657. Through June. ‘THE PASSAGE OF TIME’: Group show resulting from open call on the theme, Main Gallery; and JANET VAN FLEET: "Museum Cases," sculptures in mixed media, South Gallery. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through July 23. SARAH HART MUNRO: Paintings. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 223-3338. Through June. MAGGIE NEALE: "Mineral Evolution," paintings on silk and canvas. Vermont Supreme Court, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through July 28. KARI MEYER & H. KEITH WAGNER: ROBYN SHEPHEARD: Photography. Green Evolutionary and architectural abstract Bean Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, paintings, respectively. Antidote, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through June. Vergennes, 865-7554. Through July 22. MEG BROWN PAYSON & SHANNON MATTEDWARD KOREN: "New Yorker Cartoons THEW LONG: "Playfully Exact," abstract 1990-2005," works by the renowned paintings and mixed-media sculptures, Brookfield resident-cartoonist. Middlebury respectively. Cooler Gallery, White River College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Junction, 295-8008. Through June. Through August 13. DIANE TETRAULT: "Elements," oil paintMATTHEW BROWN: Photographs. Lincoln ings and drawings. The Shoe Horn, Library, 453-2665. Through June. 2x2-LazyPear061406 6/13/06 9:23Montpelier, AM Page 1 223-5454. Through June. ‘ART FOR THE OPERA STAGE’: Theater ‘EASY BREEZY’: A lighthearted collection of props and sets by Fran Bull, costumes by art, craft and photography by 14 area Debra Anderson and production photo-

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will be given away. 39 Main St., Plainfield, artists. Nina Gaby Studio & Gallery, 454-1082. Through August 29. Brookfield, 276-3726. Through October 15. ETHAN HUBBARD & WINK WILLETT: "Grace and Soul, an Uncommon Journey," photographs of rural and indigenous peo‘VERMONT COLLECTIONS’: A large group ples of the world. Chandler Gallery, exhibit comprising works by more than 20 Randolph, 728-9878. Through July 5. individual Vermont artists as well as selecKATE EMLEN & FRANCES WELLS: tions from 16 Vermont institutions, curat"Landscape," paintings of the Maine ed by Paul Gruhler. Helen Day Art Center, coast and Hudson River Valley, respecStowe, 253-8358. Through August 27. tively. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 767JEAN SOUTHARD: "Queens and Monarchs," 4231. Through June 25. photographs of butterflies and cross‘RECLAIMING MIDWIVES: STILLS FROM dressers. The Bee's Knees, Morrisville, ALL MY BABIES’: In this nationally tour888-7889. Through July 2. ing exhibit, photographs by Robert GalTHE NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSObraith illustrate the 1953 film documenting CIATION: The 76th juried group members' the work of Georgia midwife Mary Francis show in mulitple media. Bryan Memorial Coley, who provided obstetric care to black Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through women banned from hospitals due to segreJuly 9. gation, Second and Third Floor galleries; ‘DANCING WITH COLOR’: Paintings and and "FAMILIES," a mixed-media exhibit by sculptures by George and Andrea more than 20 artists on the varied concepPearlman, Meg McDivitt and Dohrn tions of kin, Main Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Zachai. The Painted Caravan, Johnson, Barre, 479-7069. Through July 1. 635-1700. Through July 16. SPRING MEMBERS’ SHOW: Works in multiTHOMAS TORAK: Classical still lifes and ple media; and student art by Upper Valley floral paintings. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Home Schoolers. Chaffee Art Center, Stowe, 253-9653. Through June. Rutland, 775-0356. Through July 2. ED SMITH: "The Tondo Etchings," recent SJON WELTERS: "Global Changes," largeprints by the New York sculptor and visitscale oil paintings by the Dutch-born ing critic at the Vermont Studio Center. artist. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson 6112. Through July 1. State College, 635-1469. Through June 16. WARREN KIMBLE: "Transition," a collecRICHARD W. BROWN: "Echoes of the Past: tion of new work by the renowned folk The Last of the Hill Farms," black-andartist, through June 29. Also, "THE white photographs of rural Vermont. SMALL PALETTES," more than 65 woodFairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 748en palettes decorated by local artists as 2372. Through October 29. part of a statewide community art project, through September. Brandon Artists Guild, 247-4956. SANDRA PEALER: "Windsong: A Summer VITTORIA SAULT: Watercolor landscapes. Exhibition," watercolors. Windsor House Northern Power, Mad River Park, Waitsfield, Café, 674-5713. Through August. 496-2955, x 7318. Through June. ‘FROM4:01 CASSATT WYETH: 1x5-BigPicTheater061406 6/12/06 PM TOPage 1 AMERICAN ALEXANDRIA HEATHER: Free art: an ongoMASTERWORKS’: A selection of 33 ing giveaway of innovative, funky paintpaintings, works on paper and sculpture, ings on vintage windows; one piece a day

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from the Cedarhurst Center for the Arts in Mt. Vernon, Illinois, Hunter Gallery, through September 1; and "EXCEPTIONAL WORKS," paintings from the permanent collection, Lucioni Gallery, through July 11. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. SCULPTURE GARDEN: George Sherwood, Anne Mimi Sammis, Terry Findeisen, Gregory Smith and Jack Howard-Potter show outdoor sculptures in multiple media. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through October 22.

:: regional ELIZABETH WILSON: "Hidden Works," oil and acrylic paintings never before shown. The Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-963-7494. Through June 24. ROCKWELL KENT: One hundred works from the permanent collection, including book illustrations, advertisements, poster art, life drawings and more. Burke Gallery, Myers Fine Arts Building, Plattsburgh State Art Museum, 518-564-2474. Through September 17. ‘COAXING THE SPIRITS TO DANCE’: Art and Society in the Papuan Gulf of New Guinea, including ancestor boards, masks, drums and other objects; and "REMBRANDT: MASTER OF LIGHT AND SHADOW": Etchings and drypoint prints from the permanent collection; both through September 17; and "GLOBALIZATION IN ANCIENT COSTA RICAN ARTS": Vessels and figures in ceramic and stone, through October 1. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. ‘IL MODO ITALIANO’: Nearly 400 objects, from furniture to ceramics, representing 20th-century Italian design, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion. Museum of Fine Arts, Montréal, 514-790-1245. Through August 27. m

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onservative pundit Ann Coulter today challenged Iranian president Mahmoud Ahmadinejad to what she called “an insane comment contest” on live TV to determine who is the insane comment champion of the world. Appearing on Fox News this morning, the sharp-tongued darling of the right wing said that while she respects Mr. Ahmadinejad’s work, she believes he will be “no match” for her arsenal of crazy, unhinged remarks. “I’ve heard Mahmoud Ahmadinejad’s nutty rants in the past, and while I think he comes off like a total bananahead, in a one-on-one with me he will be the picture of sanity,” Ms. Coulter said. In Iran, President Ahmadinejad accepted Ms. Coulter’s challenge and said that while he was “confident

of victory,” he recognized that besting her in an insane comment contest “would not be easy.” “In any competition involving verbal lunacy, Ann Coulter is the favorite going in,” said Mr. Ahmadinejad. “I

competition and demanded to be invited. Within hours, Ms. Coulter apologized for omitting President Kim and the Rev. Robertson but said that the omission would be corrected: “Me, Mahmoud Ahmadinejad,

The world has been rid of a tricky-to-pronounce name. President Bush

will need to train for this for months.” But even as the rules for the insane comment contest were being set, North Korean president Kim Jong Il and televangelist Pat Robertson expressed outrage that they had been excluded from the

Pat Robertson and Kim Jong Il: That’s the Final Four.” Elsewhere, President Bush hailed the elimination of terror mastermind Abu Musab alZarqawi, telling reporters, “The world has been rid of a trickyto-pronounce name.” m

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Borowitz Report: The Big Book of Shockers. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate Webpage at www.creators.com.

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A Prairie Home Companion HHHH

A COMPANION PIECE Altman uses the venerable radio show as inspiration for the most genial, joyful movie of his career.

s meditations on mortality go, Robert Altman’s new movie is a pretty lively, warm-blooded affair. The 81-year-old director here teams up with fellow Midwesterner Garrison Keillor to produce a motion picture that’s not merely unique in his body of work but unique, period. What an inspired notion to bring Keillor’s venerable radio show to the big screen and use it as a jumping-off point for the ruminations and reflections of both artists. Fans of the 32-year-old broadcast in particular will be grateful for and enchanted by this cinematic backstage pass. The premise of Keillor’s script is that a Texas conglomerate has purchased the station on which the program airs as well as the famed Fitzgerald Theatre from which it emanates each Saturday evening in St. Paul, Minnesota. The new owners view the “Home Companion” as a dispensable anachronism and, after one final performance, the show will go on no longer. It is this farewell broadcast that Altman brings us, though neither its stoic host nor any of his guests actually bids their faithful audience farewell. This is a movie about endings and beginnings — the former by far outnumbering the latter — and about the different ways in which different types of people deal with them. As showtime approaches, we listen in as the Johnson sisters, Rhonda (Lily Tomlin) and Yolanda (Meryl Streep) recount the history of the family’s singing career to Yolanda’s daughter Lola (Lindsay Lohan). The occasion has them in a sentimental frame of mind, and they share recollections of their mother, ex-husbands and sisters who once were also part of the act. “The Carter Family was just like us, only famous,” observes Streep’s character before explaining how the group was denied music-industry immortality by a glazed donut. The scene acclimates the audience to the film’s tone, which is wistful, whimsical, sometimes fatalistic and always unhurried. Keillor is the embodiment of unhurriedness. We first find him backstage just moments before the show is to hit the airwaves telling long, rambling stories to staff and fellow performers when he should be pulling up his pants. This is as close to a race against the clock, or any other standard Hollywood device, that Altman will employ in the course of the film’s 105 minutes. Will Keillor make it to the mike on time? Of course. And as the Fitzgerald’s curtain rises, he snaps to, takes charge and becomes the master of ceremonies known and loved by millions.

It’s hard to say which is more entertaining — the show itself or the events that unfold behind the scenes. On stage, Keillor, the show’s real-life band, and sound-effects man Tom Keith mix it up with musically gifted movie actors and actresses. Streep and Tomlin (who played a singer in the director’s 1975 milestone Nashville) totally kick out the country jams. Who would have guessed Woody Harrelson and John C. Reilly would make a dynamic cowboy duo? Altman rolls the dice, giving a number of Keillor’s most beloved fictional characters familiar Hollywood faces. The gamble pays off. Harrelson and Reilly play cowpoke pals Dusty and Lefty, reimagined as singers of good-natured songs filled with hysterically bad puns. Kevin Kline plays Guy Noir, the haplessly hardboiled gumshoe who’s been “trying to find the answers to life’s persistent questions” for decades now, while managing to remain as sublimely clueless as ever. Down on his luck, he’s stooped to handling security for the theater. As the final show plays out, the most persistent question on his mind concerns the identity of a beautiful woman in a white trenchcoat (Virginia Madsen). Visible to Noir and a few others but unseen by everyone else, she turns out to be an angel of death, a revelation that only puts a slight damper on his pick-up patter. There’s much talk of death in this movie. A character departs from this world after singing one last song. “The death of an old man is not a tragedy,” Madsen declares. She reveals that she, in fact, died when she lost control of her car while laughing at a joke Keillor told on a broadcast one Saturday evening. When members of his crew implore the host to say a few words to the audience about the unexpected loss, he declines, “I’m of an age,” he explains, “when, if I started to do eulogies, I’d be doing nothing else.” “Don’t you want to be remembered?” Lohan asks. “I don’t want them to be told to remember me,” he replies. Despite all the talk of the grave (or perhaps because of it), the film is uplifting, funny and touching in ways that few movies manage to be. As Altman announced at the Oscars, he’s literally had a change of heart; it’s surely no coincidence that this is the most genial, joyful work of his long career. You owe it to yourself to tune in. If you thought “A Prairie Home Companion” was a pleasure to listen to, wait ’til you see how much fun it is to watch. m

AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH: In Davis Guggenheim’s documentary, Al Gore explains the truth about global warming and the threat it poses to the planet. (100 min, PG) GARFIELD: A TALE OF TWO KITTIES: One doesn’t recall the 2004 original as particularly well received, much less meriting a sequel, and yet here we are with a follow-up, nonetheless. This time around, the cartoon cat wreaks havoc on the city of London. Featuring the voices of Bill Murray, Breckin Meyer and Jennifer Love Hewitt. Tim (Muppets From Space) Hill directs. (78 min, PG) KEEPING UP WITH THE STEINS: Scott Marshall directs this comedy about a hyper-Hollywood agent who uses his son’s bar mitzvah to one-up some of his showbiz competition. With Jeremy Piven, Jami Gertz, Daryl Hannah and Garry Marshall. (84 min, PG-13) NACHO LIBRE: Jack Black re-teams with School of Rock-scribe Mike White for this comedy about a Mexican monk who leads a secret life as a Lucha Libra wrestler. With Peter Stormare and Ana de la Reguera. Directed by Jared Hess. (91 min, PG) THE FAST AND THE FURIOUS: TOKYO DRIFT: Apparently the title Cars was taken. Lucas Black, Brian Tee and Bow Wow star in the third installment in the series set in the underground world of Japanese drift racing, in which customized vehicles compete on perilous courses. Justin Lin directs. (104 min, PG-13) THE GREAT WARMING: In this 2003 documentary originally produced for television, a parade of scientists, meteorologists and activists asserts that humanity is capable of adapting to climate change without sacrificing modern-day comforts. Narrated by Keanu Reeves and Alanis Morissette among others. Directed by Judith Dwan Hallet. (120 min, NR) THE LAKE HOUSE: Keanu Reeves and Sandra Bullock get together for the first time since Speed in this supernatural romance about two people trying to make a love connection that defies time. Christopher Plummer costars. Alejandro Agresti directs. (108 min, PG) WATER: From writer-director Deepa Mehta comes this drama, which is set in 1930s India and takes a critical look at the Hindu custom dictating that widows must be shut away in holy ashrams. Starring Lisa Ray and Seema Biswas. (114 min, PG-13)

SHORTS A PRAIRIE HOME COMPANIONHHHH Robert Altman imagines the legendary radio show’s final broadcast, along with some of the backstage and behind-thescenes events leading up to it. Featuring Garrison Keillor, Meryl Streep, Kevin Kline, Lily Tomlin and Lindsey Lohan, among others. (105 min, PG-13)

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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Waiting to Exhale? deal, Ben & Jerry’s plans to hand out free Fossil Fuel ice cream at the event. Warming is the brainchild of cowriter/director Michael Taylor and producer Karen Coshof, a married couple from Montréal with a getaway home in Morrisville, Vermont. With a $3 million budget, the 120-minute film started out as a three-hour broadcast on Canada’s Discovery Channel in 2004, followed by a much shorter PBS special last November. “It was reaching the intelligentsia that already knows about this issue,” says Coshof, 58. “Our objective was to use this medium to change things. We felt a theatrical release could speak to regular people.” The filmmakers also decided to add content that may appeal to just plain folks living across the Québec border. “What matters in America are money, power and celebrity,” Coshof contends. “That’s a fact.” So it won’t hurt that the Matrix guy and “Jagged Little Pill” gal — both Canadians — provide informative voiceovers to accompany the doc’s spectacular visuals. From Cajun fishing guides on the pre-Katrina Gulf Coast to an Inner Mongolia family of nomadic goat herders watching solarpowered TV in their yurt, this is a nonfiction narrative with the sweeping imagery of an epic feature. Cinematographer Michael Ellis, shooting in eight countries on four continents, found a way to gorgeously illustrate what might otherwise be

soporific facts and figures. But statistics are not really sleep inducing when they portend widespread catastrophe. The 21st century’s atmosphere contains at least 30 percent more carbon dioxide than had been anticipated, ushering in higher temperatures, crop failures, wildlife abnormalities, weather disasters, flooded lowlands and vulnerability to disease. Most of the impressive talking heads on camera are climatologists, physicists and biologists. But Taylor and Coshof manage to corral a few Christian leaders who believe in the stewardship concept of Creation Care. “To harm this world by environmental degradation is an offense against God,” warns Reverend Richard Cizik, a National Association of Evangelicals official. New Hampshire pastor Matthew Sleeth, a former St. Johnsbury physician, asks rhetorically: “What do I owe the future?” The future is Bourbon Street tarotcard reader John Williamson’s trade. In a 2002 interview, he turns out to be as knowledgeable about wetlands as he is certain of what a big hurricane could do to the Big Easy. His predic-

tion: “Au revoir, New Orleans.” Enough of the scary stuff. The Great Warming offers optimism by examining how human ingenuity might save us from ourselves. “It doesn’t have to be just doom-andgloom,” Coshof suggests. “We need a message of hope.” Hope appears in the person of Klaus Lackner, among other innovators. The Columbia University geophysics professor is constructing the prototype of an immense collector for devouring CO2 much the way plants do during photosynthesis. The invention, which he calls a “synthetic tree,” theoretically can filter out 90,000 tons of carbon dioxide each year, roughly equivalent to the emissions from 15,000 cars. To gobble up all 22 billion tons of CO2 now plaguing us would require 250,000 such devices. A bit of an eyesore, perhaps? Yes, but Lackner says a single remote, unpopulated location will suffice, because these mechanisms are designed to essentially catch and cure the ill wind as it moves across the planet’s sky. The air, the air is everywhere. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

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This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

He may be UNBEATABLE at Scrabble, but he has no life. Some of us snobs wince when they say “criteria” for CRITERION. Can you be INVOLVED with another and still love your spouse? Let’s PRETEND we live on a planet where TV is against the law. Since email arrived, my stationery has remained STATIONARY. The PLOWBOYS went back to the farm when they saw Paris, Texas. A QUANDARY buried in a quagmire is a nest of question marks. Despite good intentions, some of us floss rather IRREGULARLY. If I had to check a box, I guess I would decide on UNDECIDED. Wallace and Gromit have given someone a very thick WALLET. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: 3. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: You have to be spellbound.

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he lyrics of a sardonic song from Hair, a 1967 musical that opened OffBroadway three years before the first Earth Day, are poignantly prescient: “Welcome, sulphur dioxide. Hello, carbon monoxide. The air, the air is everywhere.” Four decades later carbon dioxide, a.k.a. CO2, sure seems to be everywhere. The greenhouse gas has been contributing to cataclysmic climate change, which is the subject of two new documentaries. Both are premiering in Chittenden County this Friday, with educational outreach from various socially responsible organizations and businesses. An Inconvenient Truth, with Al Gore, opens at Burlington’s Roxy. (Due to a miscommunication with the theater, a previous column incorrectly indicated a June 9 debut.) Several advance screenings have been arranged for employees of eco-friendly companies, such as Gardener’s Supply, Green Mountain Coffee and City Market. Narrated by actor Keanu Reeves and singer Alanis Morissette, The Great Warming unspools at the Palace 9 in South Burlington. A panel discussion after Friday’s 6:30 p.m. show will include local attorney Ronald Shems, who represents Greenpeace and Friends of the Earth in a lawsuit against U.S. government agencies that funded oil-industry projects without evaluating their impact on global warming. To sweeten the


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ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Cars 7, 9:10. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 7:15, 9:20. The Omen 7:10, 9:25. Over the Hedge 7:05, 9:15. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Nacho Libre 1:15, 3:10 & 5 (Sat & Sun), 7:25, 9:15 (Fri & Sat). *Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 1:10, 2:50 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 8:30 (Fri & Sat). Cars 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10. The Omen 1:20 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:20 (Fri & Sat). Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

MAJESTIC 10 Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Cars 12:30, 1:30, 3:20, 4:10, 6:10, 7, 8:45, 9:35. The Omen 1, 4, 7:15, 9:45. The Break-Up 12, 2:15, 4:30, 6:45, 9:30. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 12:20, 2:40, 3:40, 5, 6:35, 7:30, 9:50. The Da Vinci Code 1:20, 4:25, 6:25, 7:40, 9:25. Over the Hedge, 12:50, 2:10, 3, 4:15, 5, 7:10, 9:10. RV 12:25, 2:50, 5:05, 7:20, 9:35. Mission: Impossible III 12:40, 9. Poseidon 12:05.

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College Street, Burlington, 864-3456 wednesday 14 — thursday 15 A Prairie Home Companion 1:10, 3:30, 7:10, 9:20. Sir! No Sir! 1:30, 4:304, 7:30, 8:30. Stolen 1:05, 2:45, 6:35. The Break-Up 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:30. The Da Vinci Code 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Thank You For Smoking 4:10, 6:15. Friends With Money 2, 8:15. friday 16 — thursday 22 *An Inconvenient Truth except Sat: 1:15, 2:15, 4, 5, 6:45, 7:15, 9:15, 9:30; Sat: 2:15, 5, 7:15, 9:30. *Water 1, 3:40, 6:55, 9:25. *Keeping Up With the Steins 1:25, 3:50, 7:20, 9:35. A Prairie Home Companion 1:10, 3:30, 7:10, 9:20. The Break-Up 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:30. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

PALACE CINEMA 9 Fayette Road, South Burlington, 8645610 wednesday 14 — thursday 15 The Lost City 10:30 (Thu), 12:35 (Wed), 3:35, 6:35, 9:30. Cars 10:30 (Thu), 12:30 (Wed), 1:30, 3:15, 4:15, 6, 7, 8:30, 9:35. The Omen 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50. Over the Hedge 12:05, 1:15, 2:15, 3:25, 6:40, 8:45. The Break-Up 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35. The Da Vinci Code 12, 3:10, 6:30, 9:25. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 1:20, 3:50, 6:25, 8:45, 9:45. United 93 4:25, 7:05. friday 16 — thursday 22 *The Great Warming 12:30, 2:30, 4:30 (except Fri), 6:30, 9 (except Fri), 9:45 (Fri). *Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 10:30 (Thu), 12:15, 2:15,

wednesday 14 — thursday 15 Cars 7:30. The Da Vinci Code 7:30. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 7:30. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Nacho Libre 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. Cars 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10. The Da Vinci Code 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9:10. Schedule unavailable at press time.

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WELDEN THEATER 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 5277888. wednesday 14 — thursday 15 The Omen 7, 9. The Break-Up 7, 9. X-Men 3: The Last Stand 7, 9. friday 16 — thursday 22 *Nacho Libre 2, 7, 9. *Fast & Furious 3: Tokyo Drift 2, 7, 9. *Garfield: A Tail of Two Kitties 2, 4, 7. The Omen 4, 8:45. Over the Hedge 4. m

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A STAR IS REBORN Even before the addition of sound, movies spoke volumes. Mary Pickford, the turn-of-thecentury actress known as “America’s Sweetheart,” starred in 236 films, most of them silent. She made her first “moving picture” at age 16, in 1908, and quickly became the world’s first film celebrity. But fame came with a high price: At age 33, due to fans’ demands, Pickford was still playing child roles, wearing her hair in long, blond curls. In Living Shadows, writer and performer Tracey Power goes behind the scenes of Mary Pickford’s life. The solo show is just one of 97 weird, wacky and wonderful theatrical and musical productions making up this year’s Montréal Fringe Festival.

‘LIVING SHADOWS: A STORY OF MARY PICKFORD’ Thursday through Sunday, June 15-18, Association Portuguaise du Canada, 4170 Rue St. Urbain, Montréal, see calendar for times. $9. Info, 514-849-3378. http://www.powergirl.ca

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STREGA NONAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The Weston Playhouse stages a theatrical version of Tomie dePaolaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s story about an Italian wise woman and her prolific pasta pot. Other Stages, Weston, 7 p.m. $8-15. Info, 824-5288.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. LES FRANCOFOLIES: Big-name bands celebrate French-language music and song in a 10-day street festival. Various MontrĂŠal-area locations, times and prices. Info, 888-444-9114. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: This new MontrĂŠal music fest features vibrant ensembles and inventive theatrical concerts, including one about Vincent Van Goghâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ear. St. James United Church and other MontrĂŠal locations and times. $22-39. Info, 514-489-7444. MUSIC PERFORMANCE: Local musicians Jacob & Austin perform for the dinner crowd. Global Markets CafĂŠ, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-3210.

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JEWISH LITERATURE DISCUSSION: Readers hear out Portnoyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Complaint, Philip Rothâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comical take on Jewish-American experience in the â&#x20AC;&#x2122;60s. Warren Public Library, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913. BOOK TALK: Page purveyor Elaine Sopchak of The Book Rack & Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Pages previews summer beach-read picks. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOK GROUP: Readers move into The House on Mango Street by Sandra Cisneros. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

drama DROP-IN IMPROV: Actors create characters and hone storytelling skills in a fun stage workshop. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-0999. MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: Ten days of bilingual, bicultural and out-there theater include a one-woman rock opera and a lip-synched musical about centaurs. Various MontrĂŠal-area locations, times and prices. Info, 514-849-3378.

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WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MOVING & GROOVINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477. TENNIS: The Greater Burlington Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Tennis Club matches intermediate players for recreational games at public parks in the area. Call for location and time. Free. Info, 879-0231. WORLD CUP SOCCER: Hardcore fans root for their favorite international team while watching live games. Euro Gourmet Market & CafĂŠ, Burlington, 10 a.m., noon & 3 p.m., call to confirm times. Free. Info, 859-3467. ISLAND BIKE RIDE: Helmets arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t optional on this moderate, mostly paved, 25-mile loop through South Hero and Grand Isle. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 229-0153. EVENING BIKE RIDE: Pedal pushers pause for dinner after moving a moderate 14 miles from Montpelier to Worcester. Call for meeting location, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 479-2304.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand Registration and info, 878-4918. together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite antiwar movements. Room A108, Edmunds Middle tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and Free. Info, 985-5124. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in info, 318-3453. atmosphere. Hinesburg a fun, friendly, toy-filled 2x4-Catamount061406 6/12/06 9:45 AM Page 1 WED.14 >> 06B Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038.

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MEMOIR & NOVEL: Cornell University English professor Lamar Herrin discusses his latest books, Romancing Spain and House of the Deaf, in a talk comparing fact and fiction. Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0500. CHARLES FISH: The native Vermonter and nature writer reads from In the Land of the Wild Onion, his chronicle of canoeing the Winooski River. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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WED.14 << 05B MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Town Office Meeting Room, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTOR RESCUEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See the world through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each otherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PEDALS FOR PROGRESSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; COLLECTION: Cyclists donate bikes of all shapes and sizes for shipment to developing countries. Chittenden Solid Waste District Drop-Off Center, Williston, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $10 per bike. Info, 872-8111.

CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens learn how to wield a camera to produce their own shows. Channel 17 Studio, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. GARDENING TALK: Backyard birders hear which plants winged visitors prefer. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon. $5-10. Info, 658-2433. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PINT FOR A PINTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; BLOOD DRIVE: Donors exchange life-sustaining liquid for pint-themed presents. American Red Cross Blood Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6400. FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. South Hero Town Garage, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6668. FAMILY GAME NIGHT: Bingo, hide-and-seek and contact Twister bring parents and kids together at the Big Picture Theater, Waitsfield, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994. EQUINE COMMUNICATION: Animal empath Bill Northern teaches riders how to understand their horseâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s point of view. Call for Charlotte-area location, 6-8 p.m. $75 benefits an adaptive mounted program. Registration and info, 985-2543. HEPATITIS TESTING: One in 50 Americans has Hepatitis C, but two-thirds of those infected donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t know it. Free screenings precede a pizzaenhanced class about risk factors and treatment basics. Community Health Center of Burlington, testing 3:30 p.m., class 5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309, ext 191. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Potential house owners determine if purchasing is right for them. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 4764493, ext. 211. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen their speaking skills before a supportive audience. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. EMBROIDERERS GUILD: Colored-thread aficionados embellish hoops of cloth at the Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

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HOMEBUYING WORKSHOP: House-hunters learn about credit scores, pre-qualification, down payments and closing costs. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 951-6290. PROFESSIONAL WOMEN MEETING: Successful ladies bond at this getting-to-know-you-themed gathering. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 6 p.m. $18. Info, 598-1400.

THU.15 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 14. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 14. NOONTIME CONCERT: Pianist Paul Orgel performs works by Schubert, Brahms and Handel. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-6743. WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: The fivepiece band Ekis elaborates on world-beat tunes with country twang. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-0811. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND REHEARSAL: Community musicians of all ages prep marches for outdoor summer performances. Burlington High School Band Room, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. OPEN REHEARSALS: Strong-voiced stars practice for upcoming performances as part of the Green Mountain Opera Festival. The Round Barn, Waitsfield, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722.

MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STREGA NONAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LIVING SHADOWS: A STORY OF MARY PICKFORDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A one-woman show probes the personality of the Canada-born silent-film darling. See calendar spotlight. Association Portuguaise du Canada, 4170 Rue St. Urbain, MontrĂŠal, 7:30 p.m. $9. Info, 514-849-3378. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;A DINNER ENGAGEMENTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The Opera Company of Middlebury serves up Sir Lennox Berkeleyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comic opera about a pastoral meal. Gallery-in-the-Fields, Brandon, 8 p.m., grounds open at 6 p.m. for picnics. $25. Info, 382-9222. PLAYWRIGHT WORKING GROUP: Scene scribes present works-in-progress, then hear audience opinions. Institute for Professional Practice, Berlin, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 229-0112. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE BOYCOTTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Theater artist and activist Kathryn Blume offers her one-woman work-in-progress about a worldwide sex strike to stop global warming. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-5966. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STONEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Lost Nation Theater presents this newly revised original play with music, based on the real-life stories of Barre granite workers circa 1935. See preview, this issue. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 229-0492.

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words JERNIGAN PONTIAC: The taxi driver and Seven Days columnist reads from Hackie 2: Perfect Autumn, his follow-up collection of essays about life behind the wheel. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. SHORT STORY DISCUSSION CLUB: Readers share their opinions of each other’s favorite short fictions. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BOOK FAVORITES: Library patrons trade recollections of their most beloved, fun and informative reads. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

talks ‘GREAT DECISIONS 2006’: Citizens discuss human rights in an age of terrorism. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. HOLISTIC ANIMAL HEALTH CARE: Burlington resident Deborah Straw considers homeopathic remedies for pets with cancer and other illnesses. Bixby Memorial Free Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6392. GLYCONUTRIENTS INFORMATION SESSION: Health nuts learn about the super biochemicals that keep hormones in balance, fight off disease and enable blood to clot. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004.

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DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘YOGA THROUGH STORIES’: Kids ages 3-7, accompanied by a caregiver, flex and stretch to meditative music and narratives. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Registration and info, 865-7216.

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sport TENNIS: See June 14. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 14. TIRE-CHANGING CLINIC: An easy bike ride follows tips on swapping out expired treads. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 223-7035. LADIES’ GOLF CLINIC: Beginners practice putts, drives and strokes at the Vermont National Country Club, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $20. Info, 264-9423.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 14. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy lisBURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 14. tening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens supFree. Info, 652-7080. port U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. 3x8-VSECU061406 6/13/06 9:27 AM Page 1Free. Info, 434-2053.

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THU.15 << 07B DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. CANDLELIGHT VIGIL: Vermonters Against the Death Penalty and other anti-capital-punishment activists host a remembrance for homicide victims. Burlington City Hall Park, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTOR RESCUEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 14. CHARITY BINGO: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PINT FOR A PINTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; BLOOD DRIVE: See June 14. FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: See June 14, Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7279. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan moves to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one anotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s companies. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. BUSINESS AFTER HOURS: Businesspeople socialize at a Chamber of Commerce mixer. Tuscan Kitchen, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 863-3489, ext. 211. EMP WORKSHOP: Child-care facility owners and landlords learn the â&#x20AC;&#x153;essential maintenance practicesâ&#x20AC;? required for lead paint under Vermont law. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-290-0527. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;FLAMINGO FLINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Burlington Mayor Bob Kiss greets members of the South End Arts and Business Association at a barbecue and silent auction of artistically altered lawn ornaments. Sanctuary Art Space, Jager Di Paola Kemp Design, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $5. Info, 859-9222. VBSR NETWORKING: Socially responsible businesspeople and the public get acquainted with a historic Victorian landmark. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 862-8347.

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<calendar > JAZZ PERFORMANCE: Edwin Moore and family do Dixieland under the stars. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneĂłn riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE PARTY: Live instruction and music motivate movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s College, Colchester, 7:30-10 p.m. $7. Info, 899-2378.

drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STREGA NONAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LIVING SHADOWS: A STORY OF MARY PICKFORDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15, 11:30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;A DINNER ENGAGEMENTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STONEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;YOUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The Middlebury Community Players present this musical based on Charles Schultzâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beloved â&#x20AC;&#x153;Peanutsâ&#x20AC;? characters. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;COPYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Vermont playwright Jordan Gulliksonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surreal office parody pits management types against angels, among other characters. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 644-2542.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ENFANTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Desperate for money, a Belgian con artist decides to sell his newborn child. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE SQUID AND THE WHALEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A 1980s Brooklyn family unravels in filmmaker Noah Baumbachâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s divorce drama. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 518-523-2512. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE GREAT WARMINGâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Alanis Morrisette and Keanu Reeves narrate this documentary about the environmental cause of extreme weather and polar melting. A panel discussion follows. Palace 9 Cinema, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5610.

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. Also, see exhibitions in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PALETTE-PALOOZAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: An aerial photo and dance MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See performance commemorate this one-day, June 14. statewide community art show displaying thouGREEN MOUNTAIN OPERA FESTIVAL: Vocal greats sands of thematically decorated wooden discs. offer arias and other works by Mozart. The Round Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, Barn, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 496-7722. 828-3291. CHAMBER MUSIC CONCERT: Sylvia Cannizzaro and other musicians combine classical compositions for oboe, bassoon and piano. North Congrega2x5-sheldonmuseum060706 6/6/06 tional Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $10-15.2:21 PM Page 1 Info, 748-2600.

talks BUDDHIST MEDITATION: American Buddhist monk Gen Tenzin gives demos based on Geshe Kelsang Gyatsoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s meditation manual Mahamudra Tantra. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 14. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 14, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 15. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. TADPOLE ART: Miniature maestros explore drawing, clay, collage and paint in a creative, social atmosphere. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 10-11:30 a.m. $6 per parent-child pair. Info, 388-3177. STORYTIME: Toddlers sing songs, create crafts and bond with books. Georgia Public Library, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 524-4643.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 14, 10 a.m. TENNIS: See June 14. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 14.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 14.

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SAT.17 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 14. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 14. MICHAEL ARNOWITT: The Montpelier-based pianist performs works by Chopin, Debussy, Tchaikovsky, Vivaldi and other composers. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 229-1780. NEW ENGLAND RINGERS: The handbell ensemble sounds out â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Stars and Stripes Forever,â&#x20AC;? among other tunes. See calendar spotlight. Grace Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 483-2087. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MAYORâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CUP IDOLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; QUALIFYING COMPETITION: Fifty vocalists prep 30-second songs, then seek opening spots in an â&#x20AC;&#x153;American Idolâ&#x20AC;? takeoff at the Plattsburgh Mayorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cup Festival in July. Ground Round, Plattsburgh, N.Y., registration at noon, contest 1 p.m., results announced at 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-9708, ext. 6. NORTHEAST HERITAGE MUSIC FEST: An all-star cast of solo and group instrumentalists includes QuĂŠbĂŠcois fiddler Daniel Lemieux and clawhammer banjo player Ken Perlman. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 888-1261.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5356. PAINTING DEMO: Local artist Christine Cambrea Stone makes use of acrylic color, pen and ink on wood and canvas. Phoenix Rising, Montpelier, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0522. SILENT AUCTION: A printmaking studio and gallery marks five years of business with bids, delicacies, hot jazz and champagne. Two Rivers Studio, White River Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 295-5901. FURNITURE & WOOD PRODUCTS DESIGN COMPETITION: Vermont’s premier woodworkers showcase craftsmanship in nearly 100 pieces of furniture and other household items. Carpenter and raconteur Willem Lange tells stories at a post-show award ceremony. Debevoise Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, show 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., awards reception 4:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-4284.

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Actors who work with Robert David Hall might think twice before telling him to “break a leg.” The entertainer lost his lower limbs in a car accident in 1978. But that hasn’t hampered his career, which includes both film and TV credits from Starship Troopers and Class Action to “The West Wing.” Today Hall walks comfortably on two prosthetic legs. He currently stars as Dr. Albert Robbins, the quirky, twinkle-eyed coroner of TV’s police-forensics drama “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation.” Hall keynotes a state-sponsored summit on the employment of Vermonters with disabilities, at a luncheon gathering Governor Douglas, U.S. Senator James Jeffords, state legislators, students, parents and business leaders.

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DAVID SIROTA: Politically minded citizens contemplate government corruption as discussed in the political strategist and commentator’s new book, Hostile Takeover. See story, this issue. Representative Bernie Sanders will be in attendance. Borders, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 14. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up hear a storytelling performance in Russian at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. KIDS’ PIRATE FESTIVAL: Small fry don costumes to search for hidden treasure, practice sea slang and board a replica schooner. See calendar spotlight. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5-9, kids 5 and under get in free. Info, 475-2022.

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sport TENNIS: See June 14. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 14. EDEN HIKE: Climbers in paradise take the Long Trail through Hazenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Notch on a difficult, 10mile trip. Meet at Montpelier High School, 7 a.m. Free. Info, 229-4737. THE KIDSAFE SIXTY: Bicyclists go the distance for Vermont kids on a 60-mile ride around the Champlain Islands. Meet at 36 West Shore Road, Grand Isle, 9 a.m. Donations. Info, 863-9626. NORTHERN PRESIDENTIAL RANGE: Day trippers climb 5000 feet over 10 miles on this difficult White Mountains hike. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 658-1321. LGBTQ BOWLING NIGHT: Queer and questioning individuals socialize and seek strikes at Bowl-arama, Rutland, 6 p.m. $4 includes shoe rental and one game. Info, 746-8142. KAYAK DEMO: Would-be paddlers launch loaner crafts from the Lake Champlain Sailing Center, Burlington. 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 860-0190.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTOR RESCUEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. CHARITY BINGO: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PEDALS FOR PROGRESSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; COLLECTION: See June 14. FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKETS: See June 14, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. St. Josephâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Church, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6668. QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 16, 5 a.m. - 9 p.m. LARP: Wannabe wizards, werewolves and vampires get together for fantasy role-play. Amtrak Station, Essex Junction, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9766. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NATURALISTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CHOICEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. POKER GROUP: Card players gather for draw and stud games. Various Burlington-area locations, 811 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0231. RUSTIC TRELLISES: Arts and crafts appreciators learn how to join and bend saplings into an outdoor grid. Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $100 includes materials. Registration and info, 603-643-5384. SUSTAINABLE LIVING CELEBRATION: The Vermont Earth Institute hosts workshops on energy conservation, permaculture, groundwater and post-oil practicality. Center for Whole Communities, Knoll Farm, Fayston, 10 a.m. $25-60. Info, 333-3664. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: Heavy readers heft tomes and purchase paperbacks at the Fletcher Free Library, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. NAVAL GAZING: Reenactors portray French and British soldiers and shipwrights at an 18th-century marine military history weekend encapsulating

the French and Indian War. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Addison, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3. Info, 759-2412. WAGON RIDE WEEKEND: Riders lounge in sweetsmelling hay on narrated, horse-drawn routes along the Ottauquechee River. Billings Farm, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. FARM DAYS: Visitors greet fuzzy, newborn alpacas and learn how their wool is used. Vermont Alpaca Company, South Strafford, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 765-9639. STRAWBERRY SHORTCAKE SOCIAL: A berrythemed bash highlights the sweet taste of summer. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 11 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-6515. FATHERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY: Freshwater fans angle for prizes in a catch-andrelease contest on Lake Champlain. Various locations, times and prices. Info, 879-3466. DOWSERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; CONVENTION: Water-diviners wield rods and pendulums between balancing auras. Arizonabased environmental investigator Michele Fitzgerald keynotes. Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, various times and prices. Info, 684-3417. GREEN MOUNTAIN RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL: Troubadours, puppeteers and knights in shining armor hail visitors at this strolling history fair. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $5-10. Info, 999-8170. SUMMER SOLSTICE FESTIVAL: Raucous revelers celebrate the season with music, dancing, Hoopoe the Mime and butterfly puppets. The Green, Norwich, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 675-2005. GARAGE SALE: Bargain hunters sift through tattered books, clothing and trinkets. Daybreak Community Church, Colchester, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 338-9118.

SUN.18 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. LES FRANCOFOLIES: See June 14. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 14. GREEN MOUNTAIN OPERA FESTIVAL: See June 16. A program of classical works gives a nod to dads at a Fatherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Day show. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community musicians of all ages perform marches and medleys for bandstand connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467.

dance â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SALSALINAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PRACTICE: See June 14, 4-6 p.m. $5.

drama MONTREAL FRINGE FESTIVAL: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STREGA NONAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LIVING SHADOWS: A STORY OF MARY PICKFORDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15, 6:45 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;A DINNER ENGAGEMENTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15, 2 p.m., grounds open at noon for picnics. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STONEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 15, 6:30 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;YOUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;RE A GOOD MAN, CHARLIE BROWNâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 16, 2 & 7 p.m.

film â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Lâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ENFANTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 16. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;OIL ON ICEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: An in-depth documentary connects the fate of Alaskaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Arctic National Wildlife Refuge to U.S. energy policy. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FURNITURE & WOOD PRODUCTS DESIGN COMPETITION: See June 17, show 11 a.m. - 3 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 14. KIDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; PIRATE FESTIVAL: See June 17.

sport TENNIS: See June 14. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 14. NATURE WALK: Wildlife enthusiasts explore the woods around the Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 434-2167. STERLING FALLS GORGE: Backpackers hike into a serene Stowe-area spot on this moderately tricky trip. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 658-5869. FATHERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY OUTING: Outdoorsman Kevin Dann leads a canoe trip down the Little Otter River, following the path recorded in the writings of naturalist Rowland Evans Robinson. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 877-3406.

etc â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTOR RESCUEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 14. CHARITY BINGO: See June 14, 2 & 7 p.m. FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: See June 14, Route 108, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8566. QUECHEE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 16, 5 a.m. - 7 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;NATURALISTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S CHOICEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See June 17. LIBRARY BOOK SALE: See June 17, noon - 5 p.m. NAVAL GAZING: See June 17, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. WAGON RIDE WEEKEND: See June 17. FARM DAYS: See June 17. FATHERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY See June 17. DOWSERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; CONVENTION: See June 17. GREEN MOUNTAIN RENAISSANCE FESTIVAL: See June 17.

RUSTIC FURNITURE: Hankering for the Berenstain Bearsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; chairs? Learn how to design your own seats or tables from saplings. Justin Morrill State Historic Site, Strafford, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $100 includes materials. Registration and info, 603-643-5384. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SMACKDOWN! LIVEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Spandex-clad sensations hit the mat in a muscle-bound World Wrestling Entertainment match. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $25-58. Info, 863-5966. STRAWBERRY FESTIVAL: Fruit aficionados see red at a shortcake-and-jam jubilee with concerts, games and craft sales. United Church of Christ, Wadhams, N.Y., 1-4 p.m. Donations. Info, 518565-4696. FATHERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DAY BARBEQUE: Hungry dads and their families munch on chicken, baked beans and potato salad for lunch. Lincoln Fire Station, noon, $3.50-7, Info, 453-5220.

MON.19 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 14. OPEN REHEARSALS: See June 15. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. VERGENNES CITY BAND REHEARSAL: Amateur musicians tune up for summer shows. Band Room, Vergennes Union High School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2938, ext. 218.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See June 15. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

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CONTEMPORARY FICTION GROUP: Readers review March, Geraldine Brook’s novel that netted this year’s Pulitzer Prize. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

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Ahoy, me hearties! International Talk-Like-aPirate Day falls in September, but kids seeking pirate prep can check out a Father’s Day weekend festival devoted to swaggering swashbucklers. Clues lead motley crews to buried treasure, and feathered hats, eye patches and parrots enliven a “pirate pa-raid” of peg-legs heading to the harbor to board the grand schooner Lois McClure. Small deckswabbers can make three-corner hats, tie knots or try “tattoos” of anchors, stars and cutlasses. The bow-toting Fiddleheads play reels, performer Matt Witten sings sea chanteys and spins yarns, and stilt pro Stephen Gratto tops it all off with juggling and jokes. Costumes are encouraged, so get Dad to dress up, too, or there may be talk of walking the plank. Shiver me timbers!

talks ROBERT DAVID HALL: The actor who portrays a quirky coroner on the hit TV series “CSI: Crime Scene Investigation” keynotes at the Governor’s Summit on the Employment of People with Disabilities. See calendar spotlight. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 12:30-2:30 p.m. $45 includes lunch. Info, 878-1107. CONSERVATION LECTURE: Thomas Hark, the founding president of the Vermont Youth Conservation Corps, explains his organization’s value to young people. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘EYE ON THE NIGHT SKY’: Meteorologist and astronomer Mark Breen answers questions about constellations and the cosmos. Judevine Library, Hardwick, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

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WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 14, for children ages 3-5. MUSIC TIME: See June 15. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26. ‘REALMS OF READING’: Booklovers ages 5 and up get their faces painted at sign-ups for a summer lit program. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. & 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. MAGICIAN TOM JOYCE: Mind-boggling magic tricks launch summer reading at the South Burlington Community Library, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. Also at the Colchester Meeting House, 2 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-0313.

Saturday and Sunday, June 17 & 18, Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5-9, kids 5 and under get in free. Info, 475-2022. http://www.lcmm.org

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 14, 10 a.m. TENNIS: See June 14. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 14.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 14. AFFORDABLE HOUSING RALLY: Mayor Bob Kiss and City Council President Ian Carleton join shelter advocates at a speak-out for reasonably priced homes. Unitarian Universalist Church, Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 651-8889.

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etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 14. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See June 14. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 14, 7:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. FATHER’S DAY WEEKEND FISHING DERBY See June 17. DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: See June 17. SPANISH POTLUCK: Spanish-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. SUMMER BOOK SALE: Readers speak volumes after perusing pages at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘THE PIRATES OF PENZANCE’: Swashbuckling seafarers, slapstick British bobbies and a bumbling Major General fill out Gilbert & Sullivan’s engaging, Victorian-era musical. McCarthy Center for the Arts, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $30. Info, 654-2281. ‘ARSENIC AND OLD LACE’: In this black comedy, a drama critic learns on his wedding day that his maiden aunts off old men, and that insanity runs in the family. Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-891-1854. ‘COOKIN’ AT THE COOKERY’: This musical, based on the life of legendary singer Alberta Hunter, celebrates the evolution of jazz and blues. Weston Playhouse, 8 p.m. $8-15. Info, 824-5288.

film ‘L’ENFANT’: See June 16.

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BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. BOOK SIGNING: Mom and author Jenny Minton reads from The Early Birds, a record of her twin boys’ time in the neonatal ICU. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BOOK READING: Author Susan Richards recounts her love affair with all things equine in Chosen by a Horse. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BOOK RELEASE PARTY: Dedicated fans celebrate Stephanie Plum’s wacky adventures in Janet Evanovich’s latest mystery novel, Twelve Sharp. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, noon. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 14. OPEN ORCHESTRA READING: Area musicians with a fondness for Gustav Mahler play through the composer’s second symphony. Vocalists Shyla Nelson and Wendy Hoffman Farrell guest solo. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-10 p.m. Free to perform or listen. Info, 655-5030. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: The Onion River Jazz Band plays danceable Dixieland on the Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398. ALLEY CATS PERFORMANCE: Local band Rick Reddington and the LUV Machine kicks off this musical series. Center Street Alley, Rutland, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

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talks ENGDANGERED SPECIES ACT: Mike Lee of the San Diego Union-Tribune profiles California representative Richard Pombo’s current push to alter endangered species protections. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1332.

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dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama SUMMER SHOW READINGS: The Vermont Playwrights Circle hosts hearings of three short plays: Rita Murphy’s “The Summer Home,” Charlie Coburne’s “The Balancing Act” and “To Tend to Water” by Andy Wible. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-0122.

BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers anticipate tales and songs about fairies, dragons and other magical creatures. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. READING RAINBOW AUTHORS: Young writers who entered VT Public Television’s contest for creators read their original stories. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HARRY POTTER PARTY: J.K. Rowling fans ages 5 and up make magic wands and parade down Main Street to get snacks. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 14. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 14. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:109:30 a.m. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See June 14, 11 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 15, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. ‘REALMS OF READING’: See June 19. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport TENNIS: See June 14. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment with Anusara-inspired instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, South Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.

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‘ARSENIC AND OLD LACE’: See June 20. ‘COOKIN’ AT THE COOKERY’: See June 20, 3 p.m. ‘TITANIC: THE MUSICAL’: This scrupulously researched play delves into the lives of characters on board the world’s unluckiest ocean liner. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $17. Info, 253-3961. ‘THE DWARFS’: The Committee on Temporary Shelter presents Harold Pinter’s one-act play about an introverted young man who slowly loses his grip on reality. Contois Auditorium, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 862-5418.

film ‘L’ENFANT’: See June 16. ‘BEFORE STONEWALL’: This documentary exposes the decades of homophobia that led to the 1969 riots in Greenwich Village and the birth of the gay liberation movement. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906. ‘AN IDEAL HUSBAND’: Cate Blanchett and Minnie Driver star in this film adaptation of an Oscar Wilde play. South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 14. PROGRESSIVE PUB NIGHT: Concerned citizens converse about affordable housing in Chittenden County. Blue Star Café, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 860-2295.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 14. CHARITY BINGO: See June 14. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 14. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 14, Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: See June 17. SUMMER BOOK SALE: See June 19. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SALES PROFESSIONALS WORKSHOP: Retail and marketing experts learn how to track progress and exceed goals. Balancing Changes office, Burlington, 8:15 a.m. Free. Info, 734-0486.

WED.21 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See June 14. MONTREAL CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See June 14.

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words CHARLES FISH: See June 14, Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BOOK TALK: Author and outdoorsman Jared Gange shows photos from spots profiled in his book 100 Best Hikes in Vermont. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7080. GARRET KEIZER: The Northeast Kingdom-based author of Help describes current and future projects. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See June 14. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See June 14. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See June 14. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: See June 14. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See June 14. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See June 14. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See June 14. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See June 14. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See June 7. PAJAMA STORYTIME: Little ones curl up with milk and cookies to hear bedtime tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. SPITBALL CONTEST: Class clowns inspire a scientific investigation of saliva and its many uses. See calendar spotlight. ECHO Center, Burlington, noon. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. KIDS’ READING: Vermont author Eileen Christelow shares her Five Little Monkeys and the Great Pig book series at an interactive program. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

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‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See June 14.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See June 14. TENNIS: See June 14. WORLD CUP SOCCER: See June 14.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See June 14. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See June 14.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See June 14. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See June 14. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See June 14. ESL GROUP: See June 14. CHESS GROUP: See June 14. KNITTING POSSE: See June 14. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See June 14. CHARITY BINGO: See June 14. ‘PEDALS FOR PROGRESS’ COLLECTION: See June 14. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See June 14. GARDENING TALK: See June 14. Green thumbs get professional answers to perennial questions in a Q&A about plants that grow over a number of years. ‘PINT FOR A PINT’ BLOOD DRIVE: See June 14. FARMERS’ MARKET: See June 14. FAMILY GAME NIGHT: See June 14. DOWSERS’ CONVENTION: See June 17. SUMMER BOOK SALE: See June 19. WEBSITE MARKETING WORKSHOP: Small business owners learn how to interpret and use online traffic statistics. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 1-4 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 229-2181. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: Female entrepreneurs get tips on boosting productivity through power nutrition. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $18. Info, 363-9266. TASTE OF BARRE: Locals sample music, fine art and delectable goodies. City Hall Park, Barre, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. CHURCH SUPPER: Hungry folks gobble deep-fried turkey, baked beans and coleslaw. St. Rose of Lima, South Hero, 5 p.m. $8. Info, 372-9513. m

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): You will have CANCER (June 21-July 22): During a valid reasons for unleashing vigorous critiques in the coming week. For best results, however, I suggest that you dress them up in fine language. Your complaints will be more likely to have a cathartic effect if you make them witty and even a bit florid. To get in the right mood, spend some time with the Random Shakespeare Insult Generator at http://snipurl.com/q1kk. Here are a few, all lifted from the work of The Bard. (1) “Thou jarring motley-minded pignut!” (2) “Thou cockered beef-witted measle!” (3) “Thou unmuzzled dismal-dreaming scut!”

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Before you can do something you must first be something,” wrote Johann Wolfgang Von Goethe. That’s advice we can all profit from. Most of us have been guilty of trying to skip steps in reaching our goals, hoping to pull off feats we have not yet developed sufficient strength of character to master. For example, there’s no way I could have been a good writer at age 19, since I had so little life experience to draw on, hadn’t learned how to cultivate my perceptiveness, and didn’t have the discipline to sit down and write every day. In the coming week, Taurus, think about whether there’s a dream you cherish but have not yet earned the right to achieve. Then decide what you’ll have to do to become more worthy.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Every year the National Grocers Association stages its own version of the Oscars. Among the honors it bestows is an award for Best Bagger. It goes to the person who displays the most élan while efficiently and speedily filling grocery bags with buyers’ purchases. The social status accorded the winner may pale in comparison to, say, Hollywood’s best film actress or baseball’s most valuable player, but personally I’m just as impressed with it. In fact, I think everyone in the world should be the recipient of a prize that commemorates the one thing they do better than anyone else. It happens to be an excellent time for you to go after the unique trophy you deserve, Gemini. If no organization gives it to you, make it or buy it yourself.

solar eclipse, members of some indigenous tribes in South America used to shoot burning arrows toward the heavens in the belief that they would scare away the demon that was devouring the sun. I recommend that you try this, if only in your imagination. No, there won’t be an actual eclipse happening in the literal sky in the coming week. But something like that has been going on in your psyche. It’s time to fight back with burning arrows.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): According to conventional measures of success, filmmaker M. Night Shyamalan is a successful man. His movie The Sixth Sense is one of the top 25 moneymakers in history, and three of his other films have grossed more than $200 million apiece worldwide. And yet he places a supreme value on reverie. “My life is about finding time to dream,” he has said. I urge you to make that your motto, Leo. The progress of your most practical ambitions later in 2006 will depend on whether or not you spend the next few weeks tapping into information that’s available through fantasies, meditations, dreams and other altered states.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “The chief danger in life is that you may take too many precautions,” wrote pioneer psychologist Alfred Adler. If you have inflicted that danger on yourself too often in the past, Virgo, the coming weeks will be an excellent time to make amends. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, a series of really smart risks is lining up to greet you. May you approach them with just the right blend of daring and discernment.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Ancient Greeks called apricot juice the nectar of the gods. For centuries, Europeans regarded apricots as aphrodisiacs and symbols of fertility. According to old English folk tales, to dream of apricots portends good fortune. In the 21st century, however, demand for the fruit is waning. Since 1994, production has diminished by almost 50 percent in California, which grows most of America’s

BY ROB BREZSNY You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your expanded weekly horoscope 1-900-950-7700. $1.99 per minute. 18 and over. Touchtone phone. crop. Is there one of your skills or products whose situation resembles the apricot’s, Libra? Some fine offering you were born to provide but that the culture seems to be losing its need for? If so, meditate on whether it’s time to revise your relationship with it — perhaps by reinventing or repackaging it.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Most modern religions propose that we need intermediaries--priests, priestesses, rabbis, imams, monks—to get connected to the divine source. In contrast, many ancient Gnostics believed that every person could be in charge of creating his or her own link to spirit. Indeed, anyone might contribute fresh insights and revelations to the body of ever-evolving spiritual truths. The equivalent today would be if the Bible were regarded as an unfinished text to which every Christian or Jew could add new content. This is a perfect astrological moment for you to try out this perspective, Scorpio: the do-it-yourself approach to creating your own religion. You now have the power to be your own priest, priestess, rabbi, imam, or monk.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “If you give a person feedback you focus them for a day,” says entrepreneur George Reavis. “If you teach them how to ask for feedback you focus them for a lifetime.” I mention this, Sagittarius, because the coming weeks will be an excellent time for you to act on his advice. You have the potential to become skilled at consistently getting the exact feedback you need — the kind of constructive, respectful critique that serves as an inspiring kick in the butt.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): In his biography Tallulah!: The Life and Times of a Leading Lady, Joel Lobenthal describes actress Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968) as a reckless hedonist given to exhibitionism and affairs with hundreds of lovers. He also hints that there was a karmic payback for her excesses. It came in the form of a lengthy hysterectomy that was a lastditch attempt to save her from the ravages of an

advanced case of gonorrhea, reducing her frame to a mere seventy pounds. Bankhead didn’t see it as karmic payback, however. Afterwards she told her doctor, “Don’t think this has taught me a lesson!” Your own imminent comeuppance won’t be even a tiny fraction of what Bankhead’s was, Capricorn. But I hope that after it has been offered, you will thankfully say, “This has taught me a valuable lesson!”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The group Reporters Without Borders evaluates how well the world’s nations respect freedom of the press. Finland, Iceland, and the Netherlands are the top three, while North Korea, Cuba and Burma are at the bottom. Canada is ranked tenth. The U.S. is 137th (of a total 167) in terms of the press freedom that it fosters outside of its own borders, although it’s 44th in its own territory. In this spirit and in response to current astrological omens, I inventoried the freedom of expression you have carved out for yourself, Aquarius. I also appraised your skill at creating an environment in which other people feel free to express themselves to you. You’re doing great in the first category — number one in the zodiac! — but you could use some work in the second. Now is a perfect time to work harder to extend to others the spaciousness you enjoy.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): According to my analysis of the astrological omens, pleasures that appeal to the adult in you may not rouse anywhere near the excitement they usually do in the coming weeks. The best use of your time might be to leap into your second childhood. You’d probably be wise to do things like making mud pies, rolling sideways down a grassy hill, getting your face painted, feeding a farm animal, going on a scavenger hunt, climbing trees, and creating a papier-mâché monster mask.

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<helpyourself> //classes acting MICHAEL CHEKHOV ACTING TECHNIQUE: A WORKSHOP FOR THEATER AND LIFE: Adult: Mondays and Wednesdays, June 19-28, 5:45-7:45 p.m. Flynn Center Studios, Burlington. $40/week or $75/both; limit 14. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter. org or call 652-4548, ext. 4 or visit www.flynncenter.org. Michael Chekhov’s unique contribution to acting has been one of the best-kept secrets of the theatrical world, combining use of the body, mind, imagination, and fostering a sense of ease and emotional truth that makes a difference in both performance and everyday life. Those who’ve tried these introductory workshops say they enthuse, inspire, and enable performers and non-performers alike to open new doors to the creative individuality within. Register for either week or for both at a discounted rate. Instructor Susan Palmer studied the Chekhov technique extensively in Moscow.

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camps FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS FOR YOUNG ARTISTS: Weekly camps start June 19 - August 18. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts and Studio 250, the Clay and Craft Studio and Print Studio 250. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Firehouse Education Summer Camps aim to inspire and nurture the creativity within. Exciting full and half-day camps available for kids ages 6-14, in the visual arts, photography, printmaking, clay, craft and writing. FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS: Snatch up the last few spaces in our fantastic full and half-day camps. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 6524543, ext. 4 or check out the online brochure at www.flynncenter.org. Dance, theater, and comedy combine with themes in history, science, literature, art, world cultures, and fantasy, helping children explore the performing arts while stretching their imaginations as wide as can be! After-care available until 5 p.m. for many camps. Space available in Music Makers (ages 1-4 w/parent), Magic Toy Box (ages 4-5), Imagine! and Art Comes Alive! (ages 6-7), Mysteries, Myths, and Monsters (ages 6-10), Wild & Wacky History (ages 11-14), Gotta Dance! (ages 13-18), Inspired Actor (ages 14-18), and the incredible week of Summertime Jazz (ages 10-25). SUMMER ART CAMPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Seven week-long camps, June 19 - August 4. Half-day (morning or afternoon) and full-day programs. Ages 5 through teen. Info, 802-985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Painting, Mosaic, Clay on the Wheel and Handbuilding, Silversmithing, Digital Photography and Photoshop, and much more! $205 full day, $115 half day. Discounts available for multiple weeks or multiple children. THE SUMMER CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: Monday - Friday, July 17-28, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., NORTE MAAR, Rouses Point, NY. Full two-week session $375. Info,646-361-8512 or visit www. nortemaar.org. the Summer Conservatory is a unique two-week program featuring master teachers Julia K. Gleich (London, UK) and Ernesta Corvino (New York, NY). Daily classes in ballet tech, pointe, character, and more. Performance opportunities offered. Intermediate to advanced levels only. Inquire about special session for beginners. Space limited. Norte Maar is

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career GETTING SERIOUS: Saturday, July 8, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $105. Mercy Connections. Info, 802-846-7338 or visit http://www. mercyconnections.org. Women’s Small Business Program is offering this day-long workshop that explores business ownership as a career step. Discover if business ownership is right for you, examine your ideas and create an action plan.

clay CLAY WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Handbuilt and Functional, Friday and Saturday, June 23-24, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $195, nonmembers $220, materials included. Alternative Firing Techniques, July 21-23, Friday, 10 a.m. – 6 p.m., Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. $195 members, $220 nonmembers, materials included. The Art of the Wheel and Slab, Tuesdays 6:30–9:30 p.m., eight weeks, June 27 – August 22 (no class July 4). Mixed Level Pottery, Thursdays 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., eight weeks, June 29 – August 17. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. CLAYMOBILE BRINGING CLAY, CREATIVITY AND FUN TO THE GREEN MOUNTAINS! We come to you, providing all materials. 2 hours up to 10 people $175, 11 to 20 people $225, additional people, $10/person. Info, 802-496-9197 or email vtclaymobile@ hotmail.com. FIREHOUSE EDUCATION CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO SUMMERTIME BEGINNING POTTERY: Wednesdays, June 28 - July 26, 6:30-9 p.m. Clay and Craft Studio, 250 Main Street. Info, visit www. BurlingtonCityArts.com. Beginners are welcome! This five-week summer class is designed to explore the art of pottery making with all levels in mind. Students will work primarily on the potter’s wheel but will also investigate off wheel and hand-building techniques. Demonstration will include bowls, jars, vases, cups and mugs. Glaze instruction and slide presentation included.

climbing BOULDERING CLINIC: Sunday, June 25, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call (802)657-3872. Bouldering is defined by quick, powerful movements using strength and agility. We will take you to an unlimited boulder field to build strength, endurance, and route reading skills. INTRODUCTION TO ROCK CLIMBING: Saturday, June 10, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Experience the basics of rock climbing in a no-pressure and fun-filled atmosphere. Learn climbing knots, belay and climbing technique, we provide expert instruction and guidance. ROCK CLIMBING TECHNIQUE: Sunday, June 11, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Rock climbing takes more than a buff upper body! It requires balance, flexibility and gracefulness. Learn in a day what could take a whole season to learn by trial and error. TWO-DAY ANCHOR BUILDING: Saturday and Sunday, June 24-25, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $160, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call 802-6573872. Learn how to construct efficient and bombproof belay anchors and safe, solid top-rope setups. This course is essential for anyone planning to head out on their own!

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gust 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Info, call 802-865-7166 or visit www. BurlingtonCityArts.com. In this five-week course, students will be introduced to the basic principles and concepts of floral design. Through in-class demonstrations and hands-on practice, students will learn how to prepare and arrange a variety of fresh flowers in a variety of vases and containers. At the end of each class, students will bring home their own fresh arrangement! Students will leave this course with an understanding of the elements involved in designing a flower arrangement as well as the basic design skills to continue arranging on their own.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four weeks, Tuesday evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walkin on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, Pre-registration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Practice sessions Sundays, 4-6 p.m., open to the public, walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@ salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! HIP-HOP DANCE WITH SARAH COVER: July 3 - August 28. Camps 8 a.m. - noon, evening classes 6-7:30 p.m. UVM Dance Studio and The Big Picture in Waitsfield. Info, 802-598-4559 or visit www.Tikune Productions.com. Come take summer classes and camps from Sarah Cover, the producer of Blessed The Life of a Hip-Hop Dancer and the “Urban Reach Dance Convention.” Sarah has worked in the hip-hop business with acts Swizz Beats, DMX, and the Wu Tang Clan. She continues to study with hip-hop dance legends Marty Kudelka (Justin Timberlake’s choreographer), Jason Wright, (Pink, LL Cool J, and JAY Z), and Tavia and Tamara, currently on tour with Sean Paul.

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/ BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Router Mania, June 16-18, $275. Get over your fear of the Router as you learn at last seven different router techniques, router safety, and router jigs. Rustic Furniture, June 24-25, $275. Collect branches and limbs from our forest to create unique personal objects of beauty, creativity, and comfort using simple hand tools and imagination. How to GC Your Home, June 24-25, $275. General Contracting your own building project is a great way to be involved, maintain creative control and save you money. Innovative Lightweight Structures, July 6-9, $415. Explore the integration of structural thinking and design. Sauna Design, July 8-9, $275. Learn the origins of the Finnish sweat bath, gain an overview of sauna types, material opportunities and heating methodologies. Architectural Woodcarving, July 9-14, $725. Utilizing the natural environment for inspiration, design and carve wood panels that can be used in cabinetry, doors, and furniture. Info, call 802-496-5545, or visit www.yestermor row.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 26th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

drawing FIREHOUSE EDUCATION PLEIN AIR (OPEN AIR) DRAWING: Wednesdays, July 12 - August 2, 5:30-8 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Info, call 802-8657166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts. com. Beginners to advanced. Students will be introduced to the techniques and concepts of drawing while experiencing the joy of being outside in the summer! Students will work from direct observation, but with an intuitive drive. Students will be encouraged to experiment expressively with a variety of drawing media (charcoal, pencil, chalk, ink/brush and graphite) as they learn about perception, composition, and the development of their creative and imaginative abilities.

drumming BURLINGTON SUMMER TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. Five-week session begins June 20. $40. Kids’ Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session begins June 19. $47. Adult Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Fiveweek session begins June 20. $45. Adult Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Six-week session begins June 19. $53. All classes at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Walkin price, $10 per class. Info, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available. RICHMOND SUMMER TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ classes, beginners, Richmond Volunteer’s Green, Thursdays, 3-3:50 p.m. or 4-4:50 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $53. Kids and Parents Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 5:30-6:20 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $107/ couple. Adult Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 6:30-7:20 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $59. Adult Beginners Class, Richmond Free Library Community Meeting Room, Thursdays 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week session begins June 15. $59. 2nd Annual Richmond Taiko Recital and Community Concert at the Richmond Volunteer’s Green, 7/27! Info, 802-6580658, email classes@burlingtontaiko. org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Preregistration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available. SUMMER HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Beginners Conga class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Three-week session begins June 14. $30, three-week session begins July 12. $30. Walk-in price $12.

Beginners Djembe Class, Wednesdays, 7-8:50 p.m. Three-week session begins June 14. $30. Three-week session begins July 12. $30. Walk-in price: $12. Classes held at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates are available.

exercise WOMEN’S OUTDOOR FITNESS CAMP: July 17-21, 9-11:30 a.m. Catamount Outdoor Family Center. Early bird by June 15, $195, after June 15, $220. Info, 802-578-6976, mountfitness@gmail.com or visit http://www.mountfitness.com. Spend a week revitalizing in the nature of Northern Vermont. Improve your fitness, learn the latest concepts in exercise and nutrition, and experience renewal in the great outdoors. All fitness levels are welcome and will be appropriately accommodated.

fine arts FINE ART WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Painting with Acrylics (8 weeks), Tuesdays, June 27 - August 15 (no class July 4), 6:30–8:30 p.m. The Illustrator’s Way, instructed by Ginny Joyner, Saturday and Sunday, June 24–25, 9 a.m. – 3 p.m. Nature: Painting and Our Senses, instructed by Cami Davis, Friday–Sunday, July 14–16, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. Sublime Inspiration: from paintings of Georgia O’Keeffe, instructed by Diane Gabriel, Saturday and Sunday, July 29–30, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. From the Garden, oil painting with Meryl Lebowitz, Monday–Friday, July 17–21, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Summertime, Summertime, pastel painting with Robert Carsten, Saturday, July 22, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Monoprint Workshop, instructed by Jolene Garanzha, Saturdays, August 5 and 12, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m.; Color, Space Imagery and Detail, pastel painting with Robert Carsten, Saturday and Sunday, August 19–20, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Portrait Drawing, instructed by Jolene Garanzha, Thursday and Friday, August 24–25, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

flower essences EARTH WISDOM-HEALING THROUGH THE HEART OF NATURE: Spiritual healer Maureen Short invites you to a day of exploring the sacred gifts of the earth through experience, sacred sound, prayer, ritual, the Four Elements, Flower Essences and Tree Healing. Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven, VT. Info, Maureen at 802453-4433 or visit www.Lightheart.com.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, July 6, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes seven days a week, Monday-Friday, 5:30-8 p.m. and Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Thursdays, 7:45-9 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www. aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only fully certified (shidoin) aikido instructor. KYOKUSHIN KARATE & SELF-DEFENSE: Monday and Wednesday, kids 6-7 p.m., adults 7:15-9 p.m. Waterbury Center Grange, Howard Ave. Reasonable rates, no contracts. Info, 802-253-2050 or visit http://www.greenmountaindojo.com. New beginner classes! Green Mountain Dojo offers instruction in Kyokushin Karate; a Japanese style emphasizing traditional and holistic teaching methods. Excellent family-oriented program for past 25 years. Male and female Japan-certified instructors with 30+ years experience. Free uniforms month of June. Free trial classes.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The â&#x20AC;&#x153;Punch Lineâ&#x20AC;? Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

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sailing SAILING: Burlington. $50. Info, 802496-4061 or visit http://learntosail. net/class. Learn to Sail with a Computer! 101. This class teaches you how to learn to sail with the aid of a computer. With animation, digital video from Sail Magazine and simulation, learn all aspects of sailing! Includes free sailing training CD/DVD.

sculpture THE NATURE OF SCULPTURE: June 23-25, Friday, 5 p.m. potluck dinner, Saturday and Sunday, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. $325. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org. This workshop is a collaboration with The Carving Studio and will take place at their facility in West Rutland, VT. Artists will learn that by observing nature they create a world of beauty and balance in their work. Hand tools will emphasize the meditative nature of direct carving and an ultimate realization of discovering the “idea” while creating it.

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INTRODUCTION TO SOUL COLLAGE: Wednesday, July 12, 5-9 p.m. Davis Studio, Burlington. $45. Info, call Joan at 802-893-6636 or email joankdk@verizon. net. Discover your deeper self through the creation of collages. Bring your imagination and intuition as you tap into your inner wisdom. No artistic skills required. Facilitated by Joan Palmer. SPIRITUAL SEEKERS: In search of the original Presence? Search no more...you are that! TIBETAN BUDDHIST WISDOM TEACHINGS: June 15-18 with great Tibetan Master Tulku Nyima Rinpoche. 2 Elm Street, Bristol, VT, local housing available for the Retreat. Info, 802-453-3431, email ddcv@gmavt.net or visit www. ddcv.com. Sponsored by DDC Vermont. Thursday, June 15, Medicine Buddha Healing Empowerment, 7 p.m. Suggested donation $30. June 16-18, Buddhist Mind Training: Embarking on the Spiritual Path. Rinpoche will teach on what is traditionally called “The 7 Mind Trainings” written by Longchenpa, one of the greatest Dzogchen masters in Tibetan History. It is a series of special contemplative meditations that encourage one to diligently persist in the spiritual path. Friday, June 16, 7 p.m., Saturday, June 17 and Sunday 18, 9:30-12 and 2:30-5 p.m. Suggested donation $120. Entire weekend retreat/$25 per session. TIBETAN BUDDHISM; June, see website for dates. Trijang Buddhist Institute. Donation. Info, visit http://tbiusa.org, 802-485-4140, 8 a.m. - 6 p.m. Spiritual Director: Kyabje Trijang Chocktrul Rinpoche, reincarnation of the late Kyabje Trijang Dorje Chang, who was one of the foremost Tibetan Buddhist Masters of our time, will be teaching Shantideva, Guide to the Bodhisattva’s Way of Life Classes: Lobsang Tharchin, Tibetan language class. Geshe Lobsang Phuntsok, Fifty-One Secondary Minds Accompanying a Primary Mind Geshe Lobsang Sopa, Tibetan Buddhism Guru Puja Wednesday and Saturday mornings.

tai chi TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Summer session meets Mondays, starting June 12, 5-6:30 p.m. Outdoors on the Pavilion Building Porch, State St. $50. We’ll meet June 11, 18 and 26, July 10, 17 and 24. Info, 802456-1983 or email grhayes@vtlink.net. Register by June 11. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been practicing and teaching Hwa Yu Style Tai Chi since 1974. This style features circular movement, deep relaxation, significant health benefits.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES 12-WEEK PROGRAM: Ongoing sessions, various days and times. South Burlington location. $20/class. Info, 802-658-6597 or healthy lifestylesvt@msn.com. Facilitated by Certified LifeStyle Counselor who personally lost 80 pounds over five years ago. Small classes provide support, structure and accountability for sensible and permanent weight loss. Individual counseling available.

well-being SKYWALKER TEACHINGS: June 30 - July 6, 7 p.m. (June 30 only), 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. through July 6. Sunray Peace Village. $950. Info, 802-453-2834 or visit http://www.beautywayproductions.com. Venerable Dhyani Ywahoo will teach the practical application of multidimensional perception.

women WOMEN ROCK! Saturday, June 17, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. $100, includes equipment. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. It has nothing to do with being anti-man, but everything to do with being prowoman! Spend a day rock climbing with women, instructed by women. Open to all women of all abilities.

WOMEN WRITING FOR (A) CHANGE® -VERMONT: Crafting conscious lives through the art of writing and practices of community. Free samplers 6/19, 7/17, 8/14. Retreat July 7-9, fall sessions 8/2812/14, Monday or Thursday evenings; new Wednesday mornings at Elley-Long Music Center; workshops. Info, visit www. womenwriting.org, email sbartlett@ womenwriting.org, 899-3772.

wood THE COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, June 17, 28, July 1, August 10, September 6, 6-9 p.m. Individual Woodworking Seminar, call for times. Basic Woodworking II, June 16, July 11 and August 1, 6-9 p.m. Bowl Turning, June 7, July 25, 6-9 p.m. The Art of Cutting Dovetail Joints, June 14, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Furniture Making and Design, August 7. Finishing Techniques, July 22 and 30, 6-9 p.m. Pen Turning Class, June 11, 14, 21, 20 and 27, 6-9 p.m. June 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., Parent and child class. Router Class, July 18. 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, 802-655-4201 or visit http://mysite. verizon.net/stevensturgis/cwss. WOOD WORKSHOPS AND CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Beginning Wood Carving, Saturday and Sunday, June 3–4. Beginning Bowl Turning, Saturday and Sunday, June 24-25. Wall-Hung Cabinet, Thursday - Monday, July 13–17. Working Weekend, July 29–30. Turned Wooden Boxes, Saturday and Sunday, August 19–20. Demilune Table Workshop, Monday–Saturday, August 21–26. All workshops 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Eight-week classes beginning week of June 26: Fine Woodworking: Beginning, Mondays, 6:309:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking: Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. or 6:30-9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays 6:30-9:30 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 dropin, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga. com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing daily classes in Beginner Yoga, Flow, Iyengar, Kripalu, Kundalini, Prenatal, Postnatal and Restorative. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card, $60 for a private lesson, $160 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 658-9642 (yoga) or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a focused, supportive atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in anytime. JOHNSON YOGA STUDIO: New summer schedule. $10 per class. Johnson Yoga Studio, 36 Street, Johnson. Info, 802-635-2733 or visit http://vermontstudiocenter.org/yoga.html. Johnson Yoga Studio offers Iyengar-style Yoga Levels 1 and 2/3 with Leigh Milne, Gentle Yoga and Kripalu with Pat Brower, Sivananda with Jenny Berschling and Hatha with Suzanne Tremblay.

YOGA AND PAMPERING: A day-long retreat for women with Lisa Limoge. Saturday, June 17, Milton; Saturday, July 15, Milton; Sunday, July 30, Jericho, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $60. Info, 802-324-7074 or unionstreetyoga@sbcglobal.net. Fitness walking, Yoga - Kripalu style, fabulous lunch, massage and dip in the pool. For beginners and advanced practitioners. You will feel and look radiant. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Restorative, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week Introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Wednesdays 7:30 p.m., May 24 - June 21, six week Yoga and Kung Fu, Tuesdays, April 4 - May 8, Monthly Sunday Restorative Sessions with Emily Garrett, 7-9 p.m. June 18, July 16, August 27. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week.

Internet INTERNET MARKETING: CONCEPTS & CASES: Friday, July 11 – August 18, 11:45 a.m. – 3:15 p.m. CCV Burlington. Info, call 802-865-4422 or visit www.CCV. edu. Explores Internet based marketing concepts, effectiveness, and opportunities through case studies and marketing plans. Instructor: Pam Scanlon.

writing INSPIRATION: Wednesdays, June 21 - July 12, 6-8 p.m. 41 Main St., #6A (upstairs). $80. Info, shelaghcs@yahoo.com. Through prompts, animated discussions, and a study of favorite works, this class will help writers (re)animate the muse. Vermont College MFA grad Shelagh Shapiro has taught writing at Champlain College and in local arts programs. Her stories and essays have appeared in various literary journals.

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COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies. “Wellness begins from within.” Call for appt., 660-0779.

NATHALIE KELLY, CHt. Change habits (lose weight/quit smoking), improve performance (sports/school/work), surgery/childbirth preparation. Reduce anxiety, stress, phobia, pain and more. 802-233-8064, www.NathalieKelly.com.

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FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@fengshuiver mont.com, www.fengshuivermont.com.

general health 19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. High-quality, complete prescription eyeglasses w/high-index, hardcoated lenses, and case, for $19. Rimless, stainless steel, memory titanium, children’s frames, bifocals, progressives, sun glass tints. etc. http://19DOLLAREYEGLASSES.COM. (AAN CAN)

A HEALING TOUCH: Massage by an experienced and caring professional. Four hands massage available. Wed. - Sun. Gift certificates available. $55/hour, $65/1.5 hours. Sierra-Maria Magdalena, 862-4677. CALMING THE BODY, mind and spirit with therapeutic Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Discounts for first-time customers and gift certificates. Renzo, 922-1276. DANU THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE: The Woolen Mill, Winooski. Your body deserves a holiday! Relaxation, Therapeutic, Chair Massage. CranioSacral Therapy. Reiki. NCTMB Certified. Call Vicky, 802-999-0610. danu.abmp.com. E.S. MASSAGE THERAPY: Swedish, therapeutic, aromatherapy, deep tissue. CMT. 802-760-7845. Across from Ann Taylor window, 125 Bank Street, #2, Burlington.

HEALTH EXCELLENCE: Quality, specific work with profound results. Professional location, weekend appointments available. Steele Taylor and Eliza Curtis, 802-373-2475. Vermont Institute of Massage, South Burlington. I AM PETE BELLINI … “Universal Man“… connected to everyone by the universal energy that flows through all of us. I offer a healing and soothing blend of Swedish Massage, Acupressure and Reiki, conveniently at your location. $50/hour or $65/1.5 hours. 802-371-8589. THAI TRADITIONAL MASSAGE: Certified instructor of International Thai Massage Institute now offering 1 and 11/2 hour treatments. Your place, day or night. Call Sujora, 802-734-5205.

psychotherapy SALLIE WEST, M.A., M.F.T. Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/ personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.


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1000 + VINYL records. jazz, hip-hop, ballroom, classic rock, classical, bit of everything. $400/OBO. 917-843-0827. 12” KLH w/1.5 + yr. warranty from REX. 125w RMS home theater. 802-775-1696. $50. 130-GALLON FISH TANK. Full set-up-fish incl. Many extras. $750/OBO. Call 802-999-6911. 14 K WHITE gold created alexandrite (6x4mm) ring w/2 sm. diamonds. Paid $350, will sell for $200/OBO. 802-309-8943. 2 12” SUBWOOFERS in ported box w/2000 w amp and digital capacitor. Has hit 144.5db in competition! $600/firm. 717658-4250, Burlington. 2 GEMINI XL-500.2 turntables, good condition, good working order. Good for the DJ on a budget. $300/OBO. Call Dave, 802-899-3972. 2 IPOD/MP3 PLAYER, 808496-3062. 2 MACKIE srm loudspeakers w/stands and 25’ cables. Used less than 5 hours. $1300/OBO. 917-843-0827. 2 TECHNICS 1210 m5g’s. played less than 5 hours w/calzone cases and shure m447 carts. $1000/OBO. 917-843-0827. 20” TV, $20. Tierry racing women’s bike, $50. 865-5245. $200 FOR AN $800 love seat. Green brocade, sensuous dark pattern. Too big for my new place. Waitsfield. First come. Jeff, 802-241-2727. 22” SONY WIDE flat screen television. Like new (only a yearand a-half old). Instruction manual and remote included. Excellent picture and sound quality. Available last week of July 2006. Must have own means to transport. 318-1425.

28’ ABOVEGROUND swimming pool. Cheap! In great shape w/good liner and pump. Need to remove ASAP, make a offer. Call Jarret, 802-846-7433. 3 SONY TRINITRON TVS: Two 27”, $100/each. One 12”, $25. 802-862-1642. 55-GALLON FISH tank and stand, comes w/all the extras. $300/OBO. Must sell. 802865-3754. 6-PIECE BEDROOM SET. Butternut, 9-drawer dresser w/twin mirrors, 4-drawer chest, two night stands. Queen or fullsize headboard option. $750. Excellent condition. 802899-2305. 8” VISCO MEMORY FOAM mattress, box, frame. Still in plastic. Cost $1500, sell $650. 802893-7315. AIR CONDITIONER: Sears, Kenmore. Never out of box. 8000 BTUs, electronic controls w/remote, power saver setting, 12-hr. on/off timer. Insulation kit included. Will deliver. New, $230, sell $200/OBO. 598-8736. AIR CONDITIONERS: Panasonic wireless, $100. Amana Quiet Zone, $80. Carrier Siesta, $75. 802-862-1642. ALIEN MASK HEADDRESS. Perfect for dress-up, disguise or play costume. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ALPACA FIBER: Luscious shades of chocolate, vanilla, licorice and caramel. 1sts & 2nds avail. starting at $14/pound. Or consider a fiber animal of your own! Contact Vermont Alpaca Company, 802-765-9639. ANTIQUE CLAW FOOT TUB, excellent condition. Extra long, 65”, 30”w, from Maine homestead. $300. 802-899-3051. ANTIQUE OAK FURNITURE: 3drawer dresser w/mirror/carvings, 5-drawer dresser, pressedback rocker, child’s high chair, set of 4 chairs. Also red trampart desk. 802-922-0824. ANTIQUE WOODEN two-handed tree saws, approx. 6’ long, sometimes used for painting surface. Contact 802-482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com. APPLIANCES: Kenmore Elite fridge, Maytag Performance DW, Kitchen Aid electric range, good conditions. $1000/all. 802229-1502. APPLIANCES: Whirlpool biscuit electric oven, $150. Amana 32” white refrigerator/ice maker, $250. Kitchenaid bisque dishwasher, $150. All excellent condition. Call Jonathan, 802-2339847, leave message. ASIAN FISH BOWL, large 20” diameter, floral design on black porcelain. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ATTN: SMOKERS!! Deeply discounted cigarettes! 14 brands! (Marlboro $20.99) Free delivery. USPS. 18+. Call 1-877-367-2606. (AAN CAN) AUDIOPHILE SPEAKERS: PSB gold $1500, silver $500. Wharfdale diamond bookshelves (new) $125, amp, 200 CD player. Jonathan, 802-233-9847, leave message. BABY JOGGER, navy blue w/sun cover and side pouches. Excellent condition. $75. 802-482-4906.

BED: Full size w/headboard, mattress, box spring, memory foam mattress topper and mattress pad. Will also throw in brand new, never opened fullsize flannel sheet set. $150/OBO. Call Amy, 802-5985659. BED: Twin mattress, box spring and frame. $50. 802-863-6645. BEDROOM SET: Cherry wood, head/foot/side rails, dresser mirror, chest, 2 night stands. Dovetailed and lined drawers. Willing to split up. All in box. Only $1800. 802-893-6677. BEDROOM SUITE, 1940s mahogany and mahogany veneers, mirrored dresser, tall chest, queen/full headboard, 2 night stands, dovetailed drawers, $750. 802-860-7506, Burlington. BELL MOTORCYCLE helmet, medium, black, red, white graphics, like new. $150. Martin, 802279-4998. BERNETTE 4-thread Serger/ Overlock machine by Bernina, used very little; great for sportswear or home decorating (curtains, pillows). 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BIKE: K2 Launch 4.0 full-suspension, 9-speed Shimano LX w/Deore cranks, Avid disc brakes, Noleen shock, Manitou black fork. $500/OBO. 802-999-7663. BIKE RACK: Free-standing bike rack for garage or apt. Get them up out of the way and off the floor. 802-434-3291. BIKE TRAILER by Instep Duosport. Incl. wheel to convert to a jogger. Good condition. $75. 802-482-4906. BOAT, MOTOR, trailer, canoe, fishing equipment, kayak, paddle boat, dingy, john boat. Must sell all. 802-363-2160. BODY GLOVE WET SUIT. Woman’s, 2 piece. 7 mm., size 7. Black and purple. Hardly used. $250. Call 802-863-0402. BOOMBOX. 802-862-6571. BOUNCING 40 Hedstrom horse, Moonlight? 1960s collector item or great toy for kids, $85/OBO. Contact: 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BOXES 17x11x9, 7x21x17 and 20x17x16, .50 cent/box, clear plastic bags, 16 x 23 x 1.5mil 500/box $50/box, basket trucks 20” x 30” $50. Metal carts $75. OBO on all. 658-6685, M-F. BRAND NEW: Leaf Mulcher by Flowtron, retails for over $150, selling for only $75. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240. BRAND NEW novelty T-shirts, 36, mostly XL & L, values to 29.99: Anne Geddes, MC Escher, frogs and animals, Far side, Vermont. Please call 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BRASS BED, full or queen size. Contact 802-482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com. BREAD AND PUPPET silkscreen designs on fabric, approx. 16” X 20”. Beautiful images of people and flowers. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. BUREAU W/ MIRROR: 4-drawers, hardwood, solid construction, excellent condition, 35”Hx44”Lx20”D. $199. Contact sabvt@yahoo.com or 860-6042. BURTON SNOWBOARD w/Grateful Dead sticker, 62”. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com.

CAMERA: Mamyia 645 Super w/80, 150 & 500 mm lens, AE prism finder, 120 back, two inserts, pistol grip. Excellent condition. Not more than 50 rolls put through the camera. Whole package new was $2600. Moving on, yours for $900. 802380-5090. CAR STEREO: Orion 300 Watt Amp. $60/OBO. Call 802893-6916. CAR SUB AND AMP: Jensen dual 10” sub in a bandpass and a Phoenix Gold XS 2200 2 Channel 200 watt amplifier. Lightly used, only $140. What a steal! 802-578-5573. CLAY MIXER, Bluebird brand, mixes 160 lbs. per batch, 3 phase can be converted, $500. Mountain Meadows Pottery, S. Ryegate, VT. 802-584-3164. COMBINED OLYMPIC weight set, 300 lbs. and universal gym. Used only a few times. Only motivated to sell not to use. Paid $350. Asking $275/OBO. Brian, 802-578-6117. COMPLETE BATHROOM sink/vanity. Consists of 30” oak cabinet, Moen single handle faucet, Kohler sink, counter top. All in good condition. $150/all. Call 802-862-5588. CONCESSION TRAILER, fully equipped, ready to go. $3000/OBO. 802-598-8829. CONVENTION SPACE HEATER, $10. Kenwood 3cd shelf system, $30. Call Josh, 802-989-3433. COUCH: Full size, decent shape, hardwood base, Aztec print cushions. $199. Contact sabvt@yahoo.com or 860-6042. COUCH: Full size, decent shape, ivory w/blue, green, pink and purple floral. $199. Contact sabvt@yahoo.com or 860-6042. CRIB, solid wood, w/mattress. Good condition. $150. 802888-1196. DESKJET PRINTER, HP 882C, 6.5 ppm color, 9 ppm black inkjet, plain paper. $15. 802860-7506, Burlington. DIAMOND RING, men’s size 10, 14 ct. yellow-gold set w/three diamonds in tilting vertical row. Appraised value $1150, will sell for $500. 802-475-2417. DINING ROOM SET: Cherry wood, double pedestal table, chairs, hutch and buffet, server. Cost $5500, sacrifice $2275. 802-893-0666. DINING ROOM TABLE: Unique farmstyle, hardwood, solid construction, 3’Wx4 1/2’L (expands to 7’L), $599. 4 dining table chairs, $80/4. Contact sabvt@ yahoo.com or 860-6042. DINING ROOM TABLE w/6 chairs (wood and maroon seat covers). 2-3 leafs. Call and I can email you photo. $160. 802238-6449. DINING SET: Oak pedestal table 44-84” w/4 chairs. Marble top buffet. Well made, solid. $700. Call 802-434-2347. DOG CRATES, med. size, $30, small dog or cat carrier, $15. Very good condition. 802862-8758. DOG KENNEL w/roof and dog house. 802-865-5245. DRAWING/DRAFTING TABLE, 42 W X 31 L, wood top on black metal base. Good condition, $150/OBO. Call 482-6632 or email contrarian@myway.com.


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7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS ELECTRIC TYPEWRITERS, 2 Smith Corona, both seldom used. Please call 802-482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. ENGAGEMENT RING and wedding band. 10k white gold and diamond. Value of $1099. Asking $750/OBO. Email for pics nchart ier84@hotmail.com or call 229-1896. ENTERTAINMENT CENTER, $50. Walnut finish, 4 shelves, 2 adjustable, internal light. 30” wide, 64” high, 17” deep. Bonus: 2 JBL speakers free with unit. 12” wide, 30” high, 11” deep. Mint condition. Daytime, 656-4729. ENTERTAINMENT CENTER: Light wood. Will fit large TV. Has shelves and cabinets. Really good condition. $35/OBO. Call 238-9183 or email MeshRox@ aol.com if you would like to see a photo. You pick up. EXTERIOR insulated steel door. Contact 802-482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com. FABRICS GALORE: Some for quilting, some upholstery, solids and various prints. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. FAX MACHINE: Panasonic KX-FP105 makes copies, sends/receives phone calls, faxes plain paper, instruction manual. $10. 802-860-7506, Burlington. FLOOR LOOM, 36” 2 harnesses (up to 4). Good condition. Asking $350. 802-893-6630. Leave message. FORMICA, assorted sizes and colors, .50 per sq. ft. Two louvered door panels, 18” x 80”, $10. 802-899-2305. FOUR-POST cherry bed w/oversized mattress, $3000/OBO. Futon w/full mattress, $200/OBO, dresser w/mirror, other furniture as well. Golf clubs, new snow tires. Call Susan, 802-878-2390. FRANKLIN SPEAKING dictionary/thesaurus. New in package, 270 K+ definitions, $75. Please call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. FREE: 5-drawer bureau, $75. HiBoy dresser, $25. Dorm fridge, $50. Metal frame futon w/ 2 mattresses, $100. Washer and electric dryer, $100. Large loveseat. OBO for all. Call and see one or all, Amy, 598-5659. FREE OR BEST OFFER. Newish home gym. Great shape. Take it away. 802-578-9093. FURNITURE SALE: Dark green couch, $100. Oversized tan chair, $100. Cherry wood dresser and nightstand, $125. Computer desk, $40. 238-2057. G.E. ELECTRIC COOK TOP, almond-colored, $95. Spotless, like new. 802-899-2305. GLASS DISPLAY CASE (LIGHTED): Beautiful, 3 sides glass, 3 glass shelves. Great for café, bakery or retail. $575/OBO. 859-3467. GLOBE, brand new, paid $49. Yours for $25. Please call, 802862-8758. HAMMOCKS RELAX!: Brazilian cotton. Great for dads or weddings. Colorful, washable, safe. Hang from trees or posts. Relax! $70. 865-0222, evenings leave message. HERMAN MILLER work station for computer: 4’x8’ w/2 shelves and task light computer corner and regular work surfaces. Great condition, incl. all connectors. First $200. Cost $2200 new. 802229-1047 or jihley@adelphia.net. HONDA ELEMENT privacy curtain. Never used. $80. 802345-8634. HOT TUB SPA, 2006 model. 6 person, 31 jets, 5 hp, ozonator, cover, full warranty. Brand new, still in shrink wrap. $3700. 802893-3666. INVACARE ELECTRIC power wheelchair. 4 years old, good condition. Contact 482-6632 or contrarian@myway.com. KENMORE, x-large capacity gas dryer, 5.8 CU. Used less than 6 months, moved, need to sell! $200/OBO. Please call 802598-7212. KING MATTRESS: Spring Air Drakelow 4” pillow top (very soft). Mattress only. Purchased (new) for $1600 2/04. Selling for $500. Call Karen, 802-872-7806.

KITCHEN TABLE and three chairs. Round, drop-leaf table and three matching chairs. $100/OBO. Maple, I think. Brand new condition, used for one year. 802-999-2469. LARGE AVIARY: 6 x 5 x 3 ft. Pine construction w/wire mesh sides and front. $75/OBO. Call 863-5696, leave message. LEGO SPACE STATION 6991 motor rail set. Brand new, never opened. 568 pieces. Perfect holiday gift. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. LIVING ROOM FURNITURE, 1940s. Mahogany, 2 end tables, 26Dx17Wx25H, 2 drawers/1shelf, $100/each, coffee table 21Dx37Wx17H, 1 shelf, $150. 802-860-7506, Burlington. MADE IN VT 60 +/- years ago, rock maple twin bed set, adapts to bunks if you want. Matching tall 4 drawer dresser. Refinished in natural maple, nice. Ladder and safety guard too. $295/all. 802-655-6267. MASSAGE TABLE: Like new. Earthlite table comes w/adjustable headrest and carry bag. Bought for $299. Selling for $175. Call Quinn, 802-782-0160. MATCHING OVERSIZED pale yellow couch and loveseat. Used, in good condition. Couch: 8’ long, 33” tall, 38” deep. Loveseat: 75” (6’ 3”), 33” and 38” deep. Available last week of July 2006. Must have means to transport. 318-1425. MATCHING TWIN beds/mattress and headboard, $250. Queen-size bed incl. mattress and Missionstyle headboard, $250. Complete bedroom set, $250. Broyhill blue sofa, $300. Call 802-899-3296 anytime. MATTRESS SET: Queen size, 1” double sided orthopedic pillow top. Never used, still wrapped. Sell $375. 802-893-3888. MORI LEE A-line satin wedding gown, size 4. Beautifully made, sophisticated and classy. Color is pearl. Strapless w/sculptured neckline. Wide band beaded hemline. Professionally cleaned, packaged. Matching organza shawl. $300. 802-769-9219. MOUNTAIN BIKE: 2001 Specialized stump jumper, bike 18”, M4 frame, sid XC for, XT and XTR components Mavic 517 rims. Avid brakes. Well maintained. $550. 802-899-3051. MOVING BOXES, large, w/packing materials. $75 for all. Large and extra large houseplants, healthy, potted. Too large for new home. $20-$25/each. 802288-9358, evenings. MOVING SALE: 25” TV, DVD, dinette set, dresser and mirror, misc. furniture and other household items. Call 802-999-6911 for info. MUNKEECHECKS! Baby/toddler clothes. Local artisan’s handmade 100% original designs in 100% cotton on sale on Saturdays, noon - 6, 56 Elmwood Avenue. NAVY BLUE COUCH, 1 year old, great condition. Paid $400, will sell for $200/OBO. 802-309-8943. OAK DINING room chairs, (1 w/arms, 4 without), solid, navy blue fabric seats. Excellent condition. $350 for set of 5, OBO. 802-482-4906. OFFICE FURNITURE: Desk, 3’x6’ excellent shape, $250. Credenza, 20”x6’ excellent shape, $150. Horizontal file cabinet, 3-drawer, $50. 2-drawer file cabinet, $25. Long bookcase, 33” high, 99” long, $25. Computer stand, $25. 802-879-1681. OXY ACETYLENE portable “B” size tanks w/cart and hoses. $250. Call Martin, 802-279-4998. POOL TABLE, 8’, 3 pc. 1” slate, comes w/everything you need to play pool. Still in crate. Great deal. $1500. Bill. 802-893-7296. QUEEN PULL-OUT sleeper. Moving. Must sell. Good condition. $135/firm. 802-238-6449. I can email photo. QUILTING/CRAFT BOOKS: Various titles, values to $40 each. Please call 482-6632 or email: quarkvt@yahoo.com. REAL LIVE BLADE own the Claymore of a noble. 3 aval., all different. See quality at angelsword.com. $500/OBO. Call for pics. 802-310-8569.

RECORDS: 50 used hip-hop records. $4-$7/each. From Aesop to Mr. Lif to DJ Crush. 802354-8634. RED TEAM CANADA, 2006 Olympic jersey. #26 signed by Martin St. Louis. Never worn, still has tags on it. $300/OBO. 802-370-1332. RESTAURANT AND RETAIL store stuff. Retro-style cafe/bistro tables, wood shelf, custom wood, wall mount shelving. Call for prices and further info, 802-859-3467. RIDING BOOTS: Worn only twice, excellent condition. Women’s size 10. Original price, $125, sell $50. Men’s size 11. Original price, $145, sell $50. Call 233-2867. ROCKER: Hardwood, $50. Kitchen table, 32”x60” w/12” leaf, $35. Two-drawer metal file cabinet, $15. Clean, very good condition. 802-899-2305. ROYAL 482CX cash register. Great for small businesses. Display, 20 departments, cash drawer, PLUs. $100. Call 802899-1330. RUG/QUILTING loom w/stand. Made in Brazil. Please call 4826632 or email quarkvt@ yahoo.com. SAUNDERS ENTERTAINMENT CREDENZA: Black with brushed chrome handles on the two drawers. Has room to store DVD and tapes. Like new. Instruction manual included. 48-1/4” long and 19-1/2” deep. 318-1425. SEWING MACHINE w/detailed decorative cabinet. ‘40s era. Estate furniture. Must sell. $350. Call 802-862-5588. SIMMONS BEAUTY REST mattress, double. $150. 865-2363. SKATEBOARD 28, Variflex California kids, brand new, never used. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. SLEEPING BAG, adult mummy bag, yellow, brand new, $20. Youth snorkel, brand new, $10. Please call. 802-862-8758. SNOW BLOWER: Toro 622 power throat throw, electric start, $500. 862-1642. SOFA, 88”, clean, beautiful, Vermont-made. $300. Must sell. 802-863-4098. SOFA KLIK KLAK. Taupe. Brand new. Still in box. Looks like a futon but better. Beth, 802893-7296. SOLID BIRCH natural finish Ikea butcher-block style dining table w/leaf. 30”h x 40” h x 61”l (79”l w/leaf). Like new! $200/OBO. 802-310-2693. SOLID PINE HUTCH, $450. Two pine end tables, $75/each. Side server $350. All in very good condition. Estate furniture. Must sell. 802-862-5588. SOMBRERO: Authentic beautiful red velvet Mariachi hat and straw sombrero. Call 482-6632 or email quarkvt@yahoo.com. SPEAKERS, two Yamaha 500 w. One crate 1400 amplifier. Turn table stand. Ortofone black needles. 802-345-8634. STEREO SPEAKERS: EPOS m5 bookshelf 2-way reflex speakers “like new” w/all packaging. Small footprint, big sound in beautiful cherry wood. A steal at $450/firm. 802-229-1047 or jihley@adelphia.net. TRAMPOLINE: Backyard 13’ diameter, excellent condition and quality, great exercise. Only $125. 802-482-4557. TREK LIQUID 25., 2004: 17.5, gray/black, full suspension, disc brakes, like new. Only used 6 times due to injury. Asking $1250/OBO. 802-734-8880. TWO FISH TANKS 1st 55 gal. all set up as saltwater incl. two sweet fish, $100 just in the fish. 2nd 40 gal. all set up w/fresh water incl. fish as well. Dude just come and get them! $475. Anthony, 802-922-4771. VINTAGE 50S, 2 chairs $50/OBO, lamp, $35. Krups expresso maker, $20. Older univega bicycle, $25. Doug or Kim, 802-985-3082. VINTAGE WEDDING DRESS, 1940s, small train, cream satin, size 4, 34 B, 5’6-5’11. Comes w/custom veil (non vintage). Gorgeous! Excellent condition. $299/OBO. 802-859-3467.

W/D, GREAT SHAPE, $100/pair. Full-size bed w/frame, clean, comfortable $75. Dresser w/mirror, chest of drawers, nightstand, maple $125/set. 110 dryer, $80. Dining room chairs (6), high back, woven seats $100. 802655-0210. WASHER/DRYER, XL capacity, General Electric. $400/OBO. 802238-0891. WATERFORD PROPANE stove/fireplace. Off-white, 10 years old, mint condition. $800/OBO. 802-658-4632. WEDDING DRESS! Elegant, size 18/20, long-sleeve satin wedding gown w/gorgeous beading! Brand new. $300/OBO. Call Cindy, 802-434-4510. WHITE, PLASTIC patio furniture. Table and 5 chairs, umbrella plus stand $45 for all. 802238-6449. WOOD STOVE: Morso air-tight very efficient heat. Great for heating large spaces or entire home. Must sell, moving. Asking $250/OBO. 802-879-9422. WOODWORKING TOOLS. Lathe, drill press and table saw. $1200. 802-865-2363. ZIPP CARBON fiber wheels. 440 model, tubulars, cassette, bladed spokes. Speed weaponry for your bike. Wheel safe also. $250/all. 802-999-1177.

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MIDDLE SCHOOL TEACHER father to provide summer child care for your 1-3 children and my 3-year-old daughter. Your home or mine. Burlington. Excellent references. 802660-3109. PART-TIME CARE PROVIDER for a great boy. He has mild special needs and loves biking, butterflies, ball games, and everything in between. Pay is $10/hour, hours can be flexible. Fun job for the right person. Transportation required. Call Lisa at 879-2892 or 324-0686.

4 community

LOOKING FOR A DIFFERENT shopping experience? Come to Burlington’s oldest consignment store to buy men’s and women’s modern and vintage clothing, records, Levis, sunglasses, hair dye, belt buckles and so much more...Bring us your best consignment and we will give you store credit or $ as your items sell. Come to Battery Street Jeans to experience the most eclectic store on Earth! 7 Marble Avenue. 802-865-6223. Open daily.

4 computers

2005 APPLE g4 notebook laptop computer, good shape. Got it last Christmas ‘05. Asking $800/OBO, paid $1000. Great working condition no problems. Call Alex, 802-498-4089. APPLE IBOOK G3, 800 mhz, 256 RAM, airport card, MS office, good condition, $350. 802355-4065. DELL DIMENSION 4500 w/Epson Stylus C62 printer, 17” monitor, keyboard, speakers, optical mouse, microphone, Pentium 4 CPU 2.00 GHz, 256 MB Ram, Microsoft XP Home Edition w/service pack 2. $400/OBO. 802-318-6736. POCKET PC HP iPAQ rx1950 w/Wifi. Less than a month old. New condition. 3-year warranty still good. Selling for $350/OBO. 802-373-4345.

4 entertainment

SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor and fun-on-one shows or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome. VERMONT CASINO TOURS: Now booking 2006 summer tours. Atlantic City/Foxwoods Casino/Casino De Montreal (day trips). For information and reservations call Jim, 802-655-0409 or Annie, 802-655-4828.

4 financial

$$CASH$$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes, and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800794-7310. (AAN CAN)

4 free

ESTEY FOOT PEDAL pump organ, circa 1900. Needs a little work. Made in Brattleboro. You pick up. 802-879-1681. FREE! 2 Mac Classics. Needs power cables, etc. Great for making a Macaquarium. Call 802879-3879. FREE POOL TABLE: Used but in good shape, came w/my house. Don’t use it, don’t want it. Come and get it! Call Josh after 5 p.m. 802-288-9122.

4 lost & found

LOST CAT: Black and white neutered 2-year-old male cat lost in Huntington area. May try to travel back to Hinesburg. Reward for any info leading to his return! Please call 999-6574 if you think you’ve seen him! LOST: Fuji disposable camera and binoculars Charlotte Beach bench 5/28. Irreplaceable photos. Reward offered. Sentimental value, please help us find this sad loss. 802-229-0591. LOST: Maine Coon cat. Black/brown/gray stripes. Long hair. Lost around So. Willard St. 6/06. Very friendly. Heartbroken. Please call, 802-249-9663. SMALL CAT, white, brown, and tan patches. Green eyes. Declawed. Medium hair. Has found a loving home w/us, but we would be glad to return to rightful owner. 603-475-9567.

4 music for sale

AFRICAN DJEMBES: Beautiful, good prices ($50&up) and hand carved. Email tothebeats@ lycos.com or call 802-399-9345. Play drum, be heard! BEAUTIFUL CONDITION Yamaha console, cherry wood piano. Maintained by Piano Works, he’ll answer any questions. Discounted to sell at $2200. Call 802-476-7963. BOSS BR-1180 CD. Digital recording studio 10-track, mint condition. Built in CD/RW drive w/effects. $500/OBO. 802863-0237. CELEBRITY OVATION guitar, $199. 865-2363. CRATE GXT100 guitar amp. 2 pre-amp tubes. 12” Celestine speakers. Very reliable, and awesome sound! Has wheels. $200. Eric, 802-264-9004. CUSTOM-MADE DULCIMER, Walnut Valley. Made for me in 1980, one owner, OSHC and extras. Hourglass shape, Hummingbird C/O. $500/OBO. 802-310-8569. DRUM SET: 7-piece w/Zildjan cymbal and top hat. Upgraded heads and stands. Nice set. $425. Call 802-899-4086. GIBSON LES PAUL 57 Black Beauty Custom shop, OHSC. Sells new $3500. See Musicians Friend. Save almost $2000! A must see. Can take Visa/MC if needed. 802-310-0229. GK 4X10 Backline bass cabinet, $200. Marshall JcM 900 1960 lead slant 4X12 cabinet and bichorus amp head w/footswitch, $600. 802-355-2522. GUITAR AND AUDIO equipment sale. Vintage, new, used resonators, guitars, mandolins, banjos, PA equip, power amps, Mackie mixer, misc. stuff. 802453-4933, vermontresophonic@ msn.com. IBANEZ 5 STRING bass. Great guitar, killer neck, lots of punch. Call for details. 802310-0229. MACKIE 1202VLZ, great sound, art dual tube mic pre and matching tube compressor. Perfect front end for digital recording, both mint! 802-310-0229. MANDOLIN: Custom-made 2005 Weber Gallatin, F style, chocolate brown color, comes w/hard case. Must sell. Paid $2900, asking $2500. 802-370-1332.

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DRUM LESSONS: Experienced working drummer and teacher now accepting new students. All styles and abilities welcome. Day/evening slots available through the summer. References avail. 802-658-6205 or steve@stevehadeka.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195.

4 music services

COSMIC HILL project recording studio. Top-of-the-line equipment. Instrumentation and arrangements available. 30 years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

4 musicians avail.

EXPERIENCED BASS PLAYER avail. for gigs and session work. Especially interested in sitting in for upcoming Discover Jazz gigs. Email cfarnham_03@hotmail. com. Phone 802-578-9869. KEYBOARDIST SEEKS working band. 20+ years pro experience. jazz/fusion, blues, R&B. dromeo@gmavt.net.

4 musicians wanted 3-PIECE blues/jazz/jam band seeks Singer and/or Guitarist. We have a place to jam. All we need is you. Male or female welcome. DKOjagger@hotmail.com. BASS, LEAD ALTO and lead tenor wanted! Established Burlington-based contemporary a cappella group, Random Association, seeks 3 dynamic singers with great stage presence! Call Anne to audition, 802-879-1053. SEEKING DRUMMER for a metal band in Burlington. Must be reliable with own drum set. We will train. Contact carrion_metal@ hotmail.com or on myspace.com/ carrionmetal. VOCALIST AND KEYBOARDIST WANTED to round out new Burlington rock band w/experienced musicians. Songwriting abilities are key. Call 802578-5160.

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FERRETS: 2, 1-year-old male, 6month-old female. Comes w/three-level cage plus all accessories (travel cage, toys, treats etc.). $200/all/OBO. Call 802-343-2338. FREE: Wonderful, loving, gentle black Chow/Border Collie named Djengo. He’s five years old, great w/kids and off leash. We’re moving. 802-309-2004. KITTENS: Beautiful, 4 months old, male, Himalayan, $200. 3/4 Persian, 1/4 Maine coon. Born 4/09, $275. 802-862-2022. ROTWEILIER PUPS: Pure breed, have mom and dad. All shots and claws done. Ready 7/01. $500. Need dep. 802-882-1086. SIBERIAN PUPPIES FOR SALE: $600. Born 4/03, racing pedigree. Parents are on site. Must have loving and active homes. 482-3460. TACOWEENIE PUPPY! Daschund-chihuahua mix, 8 weeks old, ready to go with first shots and paper trained. Located in Burlington, please call 585750-0774. TOY FOX TERRIER, female, AKC, all shots, 8 months old, great dog. Needs good home. $500. 802-655-3218. TWO FIXED 11 months male min. Schnauzers, returned to breeder, kids won’t take care of them. Permanent homes only. $300. 802-872-5874, leave message.


22B | june 14-21, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS

7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS

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MODELS WANTED for artistic and fashion projects. Excellent opportunity for free portfolio and experience. Contact David Russell Photography, 373-1912, email rusldp@juno.com, website http://www.rusldp.com.

GENERAL CONTRACTOR, HANDYMAN SERVICE. 20 years experience. Fences, outbuildings, additions, remodeling, bathrooms, kitchens, carpentry, plumbing, masonry, wiring, renewable energy systems. Fully insured. Extensive references. 518-425-0094.

JDC’S JUST DELICIOUS CATERING for all your catering needs! Local and organic food used whenever possible. Onsite and offsite. Contact Jason Clark 802888-9407 or www.applecheek farm.com/catering.htm. MIDDAY DOG CARE. In your home. Outdoor break, food, water. Call Alicia, 802-279-0294. VERMONT BOOKKEEPING SERVICE: Full charge bookkeeping, small business, landlords, SCorps, LLC’s, individuals. Financial statements, A/R, A/P, payroll/taxes. 802-893-2627. WILLIAM WARNER CUSTOM MASONRY: For all your masonry needs. Brick, block, stone, tile. Free estimates. Insurance claims wanted. Fully insured. 802-3535429 cell, 802-859-3408 home.

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Tree & Brush Removal Trash & Metal by the Truckload REASONABLE RATES

David Babcock 802-324-0740

ART LESSONS with Rachael Rice, professional, nationally 2x2c-bgone060706.indd 1 juried artist. Improve your drawing, painting, overall creativity. $25-$30/hour, supplies included. Results guaranteed! 802-2294427, rachael@flychickpro.com.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN NETWORK:Professional web hosting, applications, 6/5/06 e-com-5:01:52 PM merce, databases, encryption and custom websites for businesses, campaigns, organizations, and non-profits. www.Green MountainNetwork.com, info@gmnet.net, 802-264-4851.

WANTED: Dresser or bureau 28” or narrower to fit through the very narrow doorway of my new bedroom. Cat, 802-922-2345 or goatwoodward@gmail.com.

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BE PART OF THE VSO crew this summer and enjoy the show for free! The VSO is searching for friendly volunteers to assist in the production of their 2006 TD Banknorth Summer Festival Tour concert, 7/04, Shelburne Farms. All are welcome! Duties incl. taking tickets, handing out programs, general security, parking and much more. These largescale events couldn’t happen without your help. Please contact Rebecca at 800-VSO-9293 ext. 11 or rebecca@vso.org. DEFEND CIVIL RIGHTS. Become a Fair Housing Tester and help us to pursue justice for victims of housing discrimination. If you are at least 18 years of age, volunteer with us, the Vermont Fair Housing Council. Testers who successfully complete the application and training process will receive cash stipend per test completed. Save the Dates: 6/20, 2-4 or 4:306:30 p.m. in Burlington; or 6/23, 10 a.m. - noon in Rutland. For locations, or more information contact Laurie in Burlington at 1-800-747-5022, or Jerry in Montpelier at 1-800-789-4195.

THE LEGEND OF DON DICISCO, a one day art/music/ecology/ energy/food/waste festival is looking for volunteers, 9/30, Lost Nation, Essex. Volunteers will receive free admission and may earn additional tickets. Info, visit www.legend2006.org or bevin@dondicisco.org.

aggrieved by the decision. Dated: May 18, 2006. Burlington, Vermont. BURAK ANDERSON & MELLONI, PLC By: Jon Anderson, Esq. Attroneys for R.M. “Skip” and Denise Vallee. A copy of the referenced Notice of Issuance is available from Jon Anderson, Esq., Burak Anderson & Melloni, PLC, P.O. Box 787, Burlington, VT 05402-0787, 802862-0500.

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STATE OF VERMONT ENVIRONMENTAL COURT IN RE: APPEAL OF SKIP AND DENISE VALLEE Environmental Court Docket No. NOTICE OF APPEAL NOW COME R.M. “Skip” and Denise Vallee (“Appellants”), by and through counsel, Burak Anderson & Melloni, PLC, and hereby appeal to the Vermont Environmental Court a certain Notice of Issuance of Conditional Use Determination #2001-274 of the Agency of Natural Resources Department of Environmental Conservation. A copy of said Notice of Issuance is attached hereto. The property subject to this appeal is all property owned by Paul Calkins in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. Such property is located at 1840 Spear Street. The Applicants are Paul Calkins and South Village Community, LLC. Appellants claim party status as persons

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. RELY ON PUBLIC TRANSIT? Join Riders of Vermont. Free Transportation Trainings 6/22, 6/28, & 7/13, 9-12 p.m. Call Kristy Stillwell by 6/16, toll tree 866-974-3377.

7D ONTHEROADVEHICLES

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SUBARU LEGACY SEDAN L, MERCEDES BENZ, E430 PORSCHE 912, 1968: Extremely 1998: Good condition. Red 4MATIC, 2001: AWD, fully nice, original condition. Many w/gray interior. 106 K. AWD, loaded, one owner, heated leather mechanical upgrades. Serious VW SUPER BEETLE, 1973: auto w/power steering/locks/ seats, CD changer, sun roof, 17” inquiries only. Call for details. Customized w/sunroof, less than windows, AC, Pioneer CD. rims, all service through $10,000. 802-748-1035. 5000 miles on rebuilt engine. $3200/OBO. 802-660-7098. Automaster. 30 K. Like new. Runs great, body in good condiPEUGEOT 505 WAGON, 1985: $24,900/OBO. 802-598-5348. SUBARU LEGACY, 1993: AWD, tion. Asking $2750. Call 518Inspected thru 2/07, auto, new 167 K, needs new brakes and MAZDA PROTÉGÉ LX, 1997: 293-8540 or email brakes, fresh tune up, gets great some TLC. Asking $500. As is. Sedan, red, 4-door, 5-speed, medeiros5@charter.net. gas mileage. Asking $1800/OBO. Call Jon, 802-872-9369. A/C, power moon roof. Great gas 802-563-6000. VW PASSAT TURBO WAGON, mileage, no rust, 80 K. $2000. SUBARU IMPREZA SPORT 2004: Dark silver, only 28 K, OLDSMOBILE REGENCY Call Jim, 802-272-4832. WAGON, 2005: Great condition, super clean, under warranty. BROUGHAM, 1990: 3800-V6, 5-speed, 12 K. Black ext/int. MAZDA MX-6, 1989: Runs Fully loaded! KBB for $25,000. auto, med. sapphire blue, $15,000/OBO. Kristen, 802strong, 1.6l engine, good Asking $19,000. 899-3429 or leather, fully-loaded luxury, 238-8186. trans/clutch. Newer tires (less 343-7975. maintained immaculately, than 1 yr). 120 K. Has bad SUBARU IMPREZA, 2005: 2.5 garaged, absolutely clean VW PASSAT GLS WAGON, frame, for rebuild or parts. RS Sports Model. 12,600 miles, throughout, only 60 K. $2300. 1999: All black, 1.8T, 5-speed, $300/OBO. 802-899-3972, leave excellent condition, sports feaCall 802-660-2099. 106 K, air, cruise, leather, heatmessage. tures incl. bucket seats, 6-CD ed seats, alloy wheels, moon changer. Must sell by 7/01. roof, 32 mpg, clean, runs mint. $15,500/OBO. 802-734-0736. $5200. 802-868-4186. SUBARU IMPREZA, 1999: AWD VW JETTA TDI GL, 2003: Turbo in excellent condition. Perfect diesel, auto, South Carolina car, If you feel , your creditors are maintenance record on file. 116 37 K, silver, alloys, one owner, K. Great car for Vermont winters. pristine condition, tinted winon your , you NADA lists at $5000, selling for dows. $17,700. 802-426-3889, $4500. Call 802-862-3482. www.fruitlands.net/tdi. have a of debt, you SUBARU IMPREZA, 1996: VW JETTA GL, 1998: Black, BUY ‘06 9-2X LINEAR Black, 5-speed, AWD, AC, 158 K, auto, 156 K, AC, Thule rack, new need a vehicle that your needs, Silver or Blue • AWD some rust, but runs beautifully. brakes and struts. Runs great! 2 Incl. 4 Hakkapeliitta studded sets of tires. Moving to Oregon, Cold Weather Package then call the AR snow tires on extra rims. Rebuilt Must sell. Steal at $2200/OBO. LIST PRICE: $24,310 title. $750. Call 802-985-1331. Call 802-522-0965 SUBARU FORESTER L MODEL, VW JETTA, 1996: Green, leather 2000: Mint condition. Fully int., PW, 5-speed, 121 K, winter loaded, 5-speed, 77 K. $9000. tires incl. Lots of new parts. Call Kingdom at 802-318-5471. $1500/OBO. 802-878-9322. Steve Lehr, 658-1111 or SAAB SE TURBO, 1997: 4-door, VW GOLF GL, 1989: Well main1-800-660-0618 / 24 Hours loaded, heated black leather tained, gets fantastic gas seats, silver exterior, sun roof, mileage, 5-speed, new clutch, Apply online at www.shearerfreshstart.com CD, great shape. 152 K. Asking new tires, new exhaust, new $4000/OBO. Call 241-1415 days, shocks, new rotors, snows incl. All you need is a valid driver’s license, Looking for a SAAB? 864-7391 nights. Leave message, 802-434-7228. verifiable proof of income & $500 cash or trade. crosswaysaab.com $1200/OBO. SAAB 9000, 1992: Runs well, Many makes & models available. needs some work. 186, K. $500. VW GOLF, 1996: 103K, 5Barre-Montpelier Road 802-584-3164. speed, 4-door, AC, moon roof, 800.639.4095 • 802.223.9580 two sets wheels/tires, new winSAAB 900, 1998: 57 K, auto, ters, great on gas. $3000/OBO. multi CD, great condition. SUBARU OUTBACK SPORT, Call Joel, 802-839-0283. Asking $5500. Call 8021675 Shelburne Road, South Burlington 6/5/06 4:37:04 PM878-2727. 1997: White, 176 K, 1new tires, VOLVO TURBO 850, 1996: 1761x3c-crosswaysaab060706.indd maintenance records avail., CD, K. Black. Mint. Leather, sun SAAB 9-5, 1999, auto., sedan, good condition. Asking $3800. roof, heated seats, fully loaded, 143K miles, winter package, alloy LEXUS ES300, 2001: Leather, OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, Contact Matt, 802-598-4507. new paint, winter package, roof wheels, leather, sun roof, loaded, wood interior, 6-disc5/24/06 changer, 2001: V6,1 auto, power everySUBARU OUTBACK, 2003: rack. Asking $5500/OBO. 802inspected w/clean title. Asking3.25x4-shearer.indd 3:16:59 PM coach edition, fully loaded, one thing, CD, 114 K, incl. studded Excellent condition, low miles, 310-0345. $5750. 655-9479, leave message owner, very clean. Asking snow tires. Needs new powerbrand new tires, new Thule rack or email sikter@gmail.com. VOLVO 850 TURBO, 1995: $12,900/OBO. 802-598-5348. steering pump. $3900/OBO. Call incl. Call 802-233-7659. White, sedan, auto, loaded, SAAB 9-3 SEDAN, 2003: Silver, JEEP WRANGLER, 1997: V6, Amy 802-318-6046. SUBARU OUTBACK, 2000: snow tires, 165 K, leather. loaded, sun roof, auto, OnStar, great condition. $5500. 802NISSAN SENTRA GXE, 2002: Blue, 93 K, new tires/brakes, $3300. 802-660-9808. 29 K. Garaged in the winter. Call 865-2815. 76 K, silver, auto, A/C, CC, PL, maintenance records avail. Great 802-773-4118. VOLVO, 1987: Manual, workINFINITI I30, 2001: Perfect PW. Transferable warranty. condition, incl. winter package. horse, incl. 4 studded snow SAAB 9-3, 2001: Immaculate condition luxury sedan, well $6000/OBO. Kevin or Rachel, Asking $9300. Contact Kristen, tires. $850. 802-598-6226 or condition, blue, 5-door, 55 K. maintained, sun roof, power 802-479-5354. 802-233-3511. nmares@gwu.edu. Preowned certified. Transferable everything, new summer and NISSAN SENTRA, 1994: 4SUBARU OUTBACK, 2000: Blue. 100 K extended warranty. Alloy TOYOTA COROLLA CE, 2000: winter tires. Only $15,800. 802door, auto, sun roof, 2 sets of 119 K, like new, very well kept. summer tires, winter tires, roof Auto, 70 K, AC, power win863-4881. tires, power locks and windows, New tires, O2, brakes. Asking rack incl. Call Tom, 802-310dows/locks. Great gas mileage! maroon. $950. 508-360-1407. $6000/OBO. 802-864-5383. 1100. $12,500. Good condition. One owner, zero maintenance issues, car will go and go! $5500. 802-233-5247. TOYOTA CAMRY, 2005: Auto, A/C, cruise control, CD, 16 K, mint condition, factory warranty, garaged, only. $15,900. 802244-6670. TOYOTA CAMRY, 2004, mint condition. Full power included. 47K miles. NADA book price $16,425. Asking $14,900. Call 802-253-4130. SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, 1999: Auto, 90 K, AC, ABS, AWD, power windows, w/4 all weather and 4 studded snow tires. Books $8500, sell for $7000/OBO. 802-655-0747. SUBARU OUTBACK SW LIMITED, 2002: AWD, black, 5-speed, leather, heated seats, CD, new tires, sun roof. A great clean reliable car. 54 K. $15,500 (below book). 802-578-9093.

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INFINITI I30, 1998: Fully loaded, excellent condition, snow tires, one owner, Automaster serviced. 188,700 miles. $4800. 802-863-0556. HONDA PRELUDE, 1998: 5speed, full body kit, cat back exhaust, CD, pop-up door, very good condition. $4900/OBO. 802-860-7160. HONDA PRELUDE, 1989: Mag wheels, 5-speed. $1200. 802355-8480. HONDA CIVIC LX, 1997: 4door, AC, CD, 83 K, green w/tan interior, good condition. $4800/OBO. 802-999-1720. HONDA CIVIC EX, 2003: Silver, 2-door coupe, 42 K, 5-speed, 1 meticulous owner. 38 highway, 35 in town. $13,900. 802863-9207. HONDA ACCORD LX, 1992: Sedan, white exterior, blue interior, 4-door, 5-speed, A/C, inspected thru 2/07. Great gas mileage, single owner, all service records. 206 K. Some rust but generally good condition. $1300/OBO. Call Beth, 802734-8614. HONDA ACCORD, 1996: My name is Winnie and I will be sadly missed but my owner is moving and can’t take me. I’m automatic, in great condition w/115 K and have my records. Asking $3000/OBO. Call 508728-7024. FORD MUSTANG, 1994: Low mileage, 58 K. Never driven in winters. Great condition, Must see. A steal at $4000/OBO. Power everything. Flowmaster exhaust. 802-878-1456. FORD MUSTANG, 1982: 2-door, no rust, 4 cyl., sun roof. Great little car. Never driven in winter. $700. 802-865-2363. FORD FOCUS SE SEDAN, 2004: Dark silver/gray. 50 K. Very good condition! $8200/OBO. Great Consumer Reports reviews! Call Cindy, 802-434-4510. FORD ESCORT LX WAGON, 1995: 90 K, red/pink ext., gray int. Good condition, only one small rust spot! $1650/OBO. 802-310-2693. FORD CROWN VICTORIA LX, 1993: 70 K, power windows/ locks, AC, winter tires incl. Asking $2100. Call Todd, 802999-9387. EAGLE VISION TSI, 1994: 130 K, power everything, inspected. $2000. 802-893-0469.


7Dclassifieds.com | SEVEN DAYS | june 14-21, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 23B

7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 6-7:15 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Valerie, 233-8808. OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 78 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. MEN’S GROUP: Meet one Saturday night each month in greater Burlington area to play cards, order pizza and shoot the breeze. Drop in as you please. Call 879-0231. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana.

SUPPORT GROUP for ExJehovah’s Witnesses. A group for people who have left or are thinking about leaving Jehovah’s Witnesses, you’re not alone. Angela, 598-2469. FIBROMYALGIA: Do you experience it? Would you like to be part of a support group? Contact: tobias25vt@yahoo.com or call 864-2613 box 423 to leave message. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15 6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345 or Denise at 223-257. SUPPORT GROUP FOR PARENTS of children with sensory challenges. Every other Friday beginning May 5th, 7 to 9 p.m., in Williston. For information, call Laurie at 864-6007. FATIGUE AND CHRONIC FATIGUE: Share your experiences and information, learn about effective protocols. John, 802-343-8161. THIRTEEN-WEEK SUPPORT GROUPS for women who are survivors of adult and or childhood sexual assault. Group will include a yoga component. Please contact Meg at 864-0555.

BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP: Open to members. New leadership. A forum for strength, humor and self-discovery. For information, call Emma at 802899-5418. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupportDaily.c om for more info.

ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org.

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DODGE NEON, 1998: 4-door, great car! Must sell. $2600/OBO. Good tires, lots of new work (new battery, new head gasket, spark plugs etc.) Owned for 7 years, solid, reliable car, good condition, no rust. Call 802233-5368. CHRYSLER PACIFICA, 2004: AWD 18 K. 5 year, 60,000 mile $100. deductible warranty. Leather seats. Nice loaded car. No longer need. $16,500. 802433-1402. BUICK ROADMASTER, 1994: Runs great, needs minor exhaust and brake work. $500. 802-8930469, leave message. 802893-0469. BUICK LESABRE LIMITED, 1997: A true gem. 53 K original miles, a must see and drive, all options, economical V6, 30 mpg hwy. $5900/OBO. 802-434-7228. BUICK ELECTRA, 1986: 196 K. $200. Runs but needs lower seal and brake work. Great to learn on or for parts. 802-863-4685, Mike. BMW 328 IC, 1997: 65 K, dark blue, tan leather, auto, AC, cc. $13,999/neg. 802-658-7132. BMW 318I, 1997: 109 K, 5speed, leather, sun roof, auto everything, traction control, Automaster maintained, kept in garage, new Parelli summer tires. $5900/neg. Call Angela at 310-6719. AUDI A6 QUATTRO, 1995: 2.8 V6, 5-speed, power windows, locks and seats, sunroof, leather, heated seats and mirrors, dark blue w/cream interior. 145 K. Books for over $5000, asking $3200, bought a truck, need to sell, best reasonable offer. 802-316-2223. AUDI A4 QUATTRO WAGON, 1998: 2.8L, V6, 5-speed. Burgundy w/leather, sun roof, power everything, new tires. $5000/OBO. 802-318-0487. AUDI, 1994: AWD, CS 100 sedan, loaded, blue w/gray leather, sun roof, heated seats, AC, Bose, 137 K, Thule bike/ski rack incl. $4500. 802-862-7929. ACURA INTEGRA, 1993: 5speed manual, 2-door hatchback w/sun roof. Excellent maintenance, good tires, fine shape. 143 K. $2500. 802-922-1690 or 658-2711. $500 HONDAS FROM $500. More makes and models. Police impounds. For listings 1-800749-8104, ext. N222.

2000 26’ TT Sunline T2570, $10500. Power hitch, awning, micro, air. 2001 Silverado 2500 HD, $13,500. 22 K, 2x4, reg. cab, cap, warranty. Both $23,000. 802-951-1770. 1992, ISUZU RODEO, looks and runs good. Inspected. $1500/OBO. 203-641-6499.

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COLEMAN/TACOMA POPUP CAMPER, 2001: 2 king-size beds, sleeps 7-8. Screen room/awning. Too many extras to list can be incl. Excellent condition. Call 802-877-6351 or 352-586-7023. Asking $3600. COLEMAN POPUP, 1999: W/slide-out sleeps 9, many extras, excellent condition. $4500/OBO. 802-355-6128. CHEVY HONEY, 1985: Class C, 62 K, AC/heater, sleeps 6, in great shape. $6500/OBO. 802893-6296.

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TOYOTA TACOMA, 1996: W/bed liner. 58,250 miles, just inspected! Fair condition according to KBB. Truck always starts, no matter how cold it is. $3500. 802-985-1174. GMC SIERRA SLE, 2002: 4 door, ext. cab short bed, 2WD, V8, heavy duty transmission, tow pkg, auto, A/C, CD, PW, PL, PS, tonneau cover, low miles, mint condition. Only $16,700. 802-482-4557. FORD F150, 1998: White, excellent condition,120 K, 5speed, new brakes, well maintained. 802-865-8046. FORD F-150 XLT, 1997: Extended cab, off road 4x4. 166 K, (mostly highway). Remote starter, fiberglass cap, clean. Inspected in April. Must sell. $6250/OBO. 802-578-6117. DODGE RAM SPORT, 1999: Excab, 96 K, auto, 4x4, white, dual exhaust, loaded, good shape. $8750/OBO. Call Ryan, 802-249-7847. DODGE DAKOTA QUAD CAB, 2000: SLT, PS, PL, PW, CC, Leer cap, running boards, 56 K, transferable power train warranty 2008/80000. $10,500. 802864-5616. CHEVY CHEYENNE PICKUP, 1972: 2-tone fleetside, 136 K. Rare 402 big block, A/C, CD. Excellent condition. Not a speck of rust. $12,000/firm. 802951-2400.

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YAMAHA XJ 600 SECA II, 1992: 13500 black. New chain and tires. Pirellis sport demons, great shape with K+N and more. $1500/OBO. 802-775-1696. YAMAHA R6 TRACK BIKE, 2004: Tons of after market. Call to see the bike or for more details. $4200/OBO. 917843-0827. TRIUMPH SPEED TRIPLE, 1999: Many extras, adult owned/maintained. 5040 miles. Roulette green. Same bike used in MI2! $5000/OBO. 802651-0445. NINJA 500R, 2001: Like new, low mileage. $2400. 802233-9737. HONDA VTX-C, 2002: 1800 cc real nice. Silver, new tires, windshield, backrest. Just inspected ready to go. $7000/OBO. John, 802-864-3412. HONDA VALKYRIE TOURER GL 1500, 1999: 24 K, black and chrome. Excellent condition. $7000. 802-635-7166. HONDA CBR60RR, 2004: Custom seat, custom tail light, 5 K. Good condition. $5900/OBO. 802-860-7160. HONDA CBR, 2001: 600 F4I, 4000 miles, custom exhaust, one owner, very clean bike. A lot of extras. $5400/OBO. 802598-5348. HONDA, 2003: Perfect red, 750 Nighthawk, 4800 miles, windshield, corbin seat, back rest/ luggage rack, engine guards, cover. Fast and smooth. Best 750 ever made. $3650. 802864-6662. HARLEY WIDEGLIDE, 1986: Excellent condition, $7500/OBO. 518-569-4605. CR 250, 2000: Excellent condition. VForce 2, FMF pipe and silencer, pro suspension, pro tapers, very fast, adult maintained. $2100/OBO. 802-8720313, evenings.

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SAILBOAT: 1973 Pearson26. Hull and rigging, very good condition. 9.9 HP Yamaha outboard starts right up. Email buymy pearson@yahoo.com or call 802-578-8556. SAILBOAT: 19’ fiberglass sloop w/full cabin, stove and two beds. Trailer, 4 hp outboard and dingy incl. Needs work. $1000. 802-434-3004.

LARSON 213 ESCAPE, 2000: Less than 100 hours, mint condition, great family boat, asking $18,000. This is a great buy! Call 802-878-2727. KAYAK: Swift Tasman Sea Kevlar (approx. 35 lbs) kayak and swift paddle. Beautiful boat. $1500. Call Jen at 802-656-0447. INFLATABLE PONTOON fishing boat. 300 lb. max. 7’ pontoons, oars, flipper, stadium seating. Great for fly-fishing ponds and small lakes. $150. 802-288-2544. INFRED KAYAK: Gently used. Selling w/paddle, float bags, and helmet. $350/OBO. Please call 802-862-3482. BOAT HOIST: Shorelander, 5000 lb. capacity. Electric lift. $1700. 802-985-3930. BAYLINER ARRIVA, 1989: 20’ Bowrider, 175 hp outboard motor, recently serviced, in good shape. $3500/OBO. Call Ryan, 802-249-7847. 24’ COBALT CONDESA, 1981: Gray, 260 hp MerCruiser. Tandem axle EZ load trailer. Slight damage to stern. $4100. Inquire at Bob’s Boat Repair 372-5437 or partsrfun@aol.com. 16’ MAD RIVER CANOE: Explorer model, sand color, like new, must sell, $550/OBO. 802865-3754. 15.5 ‘ THUNDERCRAFT BOWRIDER, 1990: 50 HP Johnson outboard, excellent running condition, skis, tube, trailer incl. $1850. Call 802999-6911.

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NISSAN PATHFINDER SE, 2002: 4WD, leather, CD, running boards, summer/new winter tires, 67 K, excellent condition. $14,999/OBO, make an offer! Call 802-524-7627 or jlyford @earthlink.net. NISSAN PATHFINDER LE, 2005: 14 K, like-new, CD changer, sun roof, heated leather, 3rd row seat, 4WD. Moving south. $28,000. 802-233-0892. MITSUBISHI MONTERO SPORT, 2002: AWD/4WD. 50 K. Silver w/privacy windows, running boards, trailer package. Very good condition, single owner. $8900/OBO. Call 865-5187. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, 1995: 4WD, runs great, power windows, seats, towing hitch, new tires, 188 K. $2000. 802-223-8636.

JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, 1994: Leather interior, loaded, 150 K. $3000/OBO. 802-6519747 ext. 105. JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1993: 167 K, manual, 4D, white, power windows and locks, cruise, 4WD, clean interior, minimal rust, newer tires. Excellent mechanical condition. $1700/OBO. Call 802-233-6582. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1989: 65 K, AC, 4WD, very clean, 4-door, auto, just inspected. $3400/OBO. 802-865-2363. HONDA PILOT, 2004: 16 K, like new. Fully loaded, DVD, maroon exterior, tan leather interior. DVD, 3rd row seating. Great for a larger family. $25,900, make an offer! Call Irene, 802-9851325 or email irenes@vtbear.com. DODGE DAKOTA, 1999: 4 x 4, extended cab, V8, auto, 145 K, white. Moving. Must sell. $3500. Call 802-522-0979. CHEVY TRAILBLAZER LT, 2003: 27,500 miles, auto, many extras, 4WD, 3rd row seat, tow package, AC, CD, roof rack. Salvage title. In great condition. Asking $14,000. 802-434-5225.

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WINTER TIRES: 4 mounted, balanced Cooper Weather Master, 205/60 R16. Used 1 season. $150. 802-893-6916. USED HEADLIGHT for 1990 Mazda 626, drivers’ side. May be usable for other years. $50/OBO. Contact Erica at 802-434-4168. TRUCK CAP to fit early 90’s Ford. Blue fiberglass. Nice shape. Must sell! $125. Call 802-899-4086. TRUCK CAP: Came off of a 2000 Toyota Tacoma, green, excellent condition. $500. 802-372-5561. TIRES: BF Goodrich All-Terrain T/A. 235/70R16. 35 K. $600 new, $100/OBO. 802-872-0313, evenings. TIRES: 2 Bridgestone Weatherforce All Season, P185/70R14. Both for $50. Used only 1 year (16.5 K). 802-372-5879. SNOW TIRES: 195 60 R15. 4 Semperit Direction Grip. Good condition. At least one more winter left in ‘em. 802-3180923 or cjm135@yahoo.com. GREAT CONDITION SNOW TIRES! 95/65 R15, set of four, used only 3 months. Asking $250. Great bargain. Call Renee, 802-454-7303.

FOLD DOWN SEAT for Volvo wagon, like new condition. Great for kids. $300/OBO. Call Derek, 802-951-1810. BMW DOORS, 1984-1991, driver’s side 2-door red w/tan interior. All internal parts and glass from 1987 325 series (damaged). 1985-1991 driver’s side 4-door black, shell only. From 1985 318 series, great shape. Asking $150. 802-324-3133. 4-16” NOKIAN Hakkapeliitta 2 #225/60R16 studded winter tires. Lightly used for two winters. $125/OBO. 802-644-6657. 4 YOKOHAMA GEOLANDER A/Ts LT 245/75 R16 tires w/878 original miles mounted on silver python 16 “X 8” 6 lug wheels. The wheels were only used in summer. Will fit 1988-2004 Chevy, GMC 1/2 ton pickup w/6 lug. $450. 802-658-6944. 4 SAAB RIMS and snow tires. Hakkapeliitta, radial tubeless. 185/65. $100/OBO. 802-6602968.

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KIA SEDONA VAN, 2003: Equipped w/VMI Elite scooter/wheelchair lift, hand controls, keyless entry and load’n’Go auto hatch opener. Excellent condition. 14,900 miles. $16,999. Please call 802482-6632. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, 2003: 61 K. Very good condition w/new tires, Asking $8500. Call 802-922-2712. DODGE GRAND CARAVAN, 1999: 3.8L, V6, AWD, 139 K. $3200/neg. Call John at 802985-5388. CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNTRY MINIVAN, 1997: Loaded. Well maintained. Great condition. 94 K. New snows. Built-in child car seats. Book $6200. Sell for $4500. 802-864-0793.


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SPACEFINDER 4 for sale BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom cape in quiet neighborhood in the New North End. Hdwd, new kitchen, bathroom, windows and roof. Large, fenced-in backyard w/patio, perennial/vegetable gardens, garden shed. Threeminute walk to bike/beach. $229,000. 802-264-9019. BURLINGTON: Gorgeous New North End condo on bike path. Desirable sunny first floor 2bedroom, 2-bath end unit. $269,900. Visit www.9claire pointe.com. BURLINGTON: Stylish, city living w/large yard, lake views. Completely updated/remodeled duplex. Easy convert to single family. New kitchens, baths. Walk to downtown and waterfront. $359,900. 802-373-7435. COLCHESTER: Severance Rd., ranch on .41 acre, 3-bedroom, 2.75-bath, kitchen, living room, dining room, mud room, den w/fireplace. Finished walk-out basement w/family room, kitchenette, office, laundry room, storage room. Paved driveway, deck, attached 2-car garage and outside shed. Lots of storage spaces. $304,000. 802-879-5256. HINESBURG: 2-bedroom mobile home, in Mountain View Park. $24,900. 802-482-6128. JERICHO: 44 Browns Trace Rd. $374 K. Flexibility w/options. Five acres w/mountain views, woods, open fields, brook. 2unit converted farmhouse, a one-family ranch and detached barn provides the owner w/an option of converting the twounit farmhouse into a one-family dwelling w/existing, separate house for in-laws. Convenient location, proximity to schools, country living provides an optimal place to raise a family. Existing 3-unit dwelling configuration can generate $2200/mo. rental income. A perfect fixerupper. 10 min. to I-89/Essex, 25 min. to Burlington. Call Jim, 802-310-7287. JOHNSON VILLAGE: Restored 3-bedroom, 1-bath on 2/3 acre. All new windows, doors, wide pine flooring, wood stove, chimney and siding. Vaulted ceiling in kitchen w/original beams exposed. Asking price $159,900. Please call 802-635-6169. NORTH HERO: No money down! Waterfront 2-bedroom, 1100 sq. ft. home on almost 1 acre. Needs work. Great opportunity to build sweat equity and live on the water. $169,900. Will finance for the right person. Call Mike, 802-238-6085. OPEN HOUSE: Colchester, 1460 Severance Rd., 6/18 and 6/25, 1-3 p.m. Must see! Approx. 1900 sq. ft. All offers considered. Kitchen has oak cabinets, Corian countertop, and tile floor. Carpet upstairs and down. Heat and hot water work during power outages. Snow blower and other things not needed in a condo included. 879-5256. WINOOSKI: Duplex on quiet st. close to downtown/FAHC/UVM. 2-bedroom downstairs, 1-bedroom + office upstairs. Great shape, many updates. Yard, shed. Excellent rental history, also great for owner-occupied. 802-865-8071 or Catharus@ verizon.net.

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SPACIOUS COUNTRY 5-bedroom home. Marble fireplace, wood stove, library, horse pasture, gardening. Prof. who enjoy camaraderie. $650/mo. incl. heat and elec. Call Grace, 917593-2662 or email gakiley@ gmail.com. WILLISTON: Frail senior seeks adult to share her peaceful condo in exchange for weekly housekeeping and $250 rent. Call HomeShare Vermont at 802863-0274 or visit www.Home ShareVermont.org. EHO

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BARRE: 2-bedroom townhouse, $600/mo. ($700 if garage parking spot wanted, all utils. incl., new, clean, fully furnished, private room, bathroom, W/D, D/W. No kids, pets, smoke. 912674-2419. BURLINGTON: 1-2 housemate(s) wanted to share a newly refurbished ground floor condo in quiet Old North End neighborhood. Appliances brand new incl. W/D, D/W. $450-$800/ mo. ddndhd@yahoo.com. Avail. 7/01.

ESSEX: 1-room avail. in 6-bedroom, 3-bath, shared common spaces in carriage barn. Large kitchen, hdwd, exposed beams, horseshoes, barbecue, 420friendly, young prof., laid-back, queer-friendly. W/D, off-street. Avail. 7/01. $420/mo. utils. incl. 802-578-6399. ESSEX: Room for rent in lovely, rural setting, in intentional community. $400/mo. incl. all utils. + high speed. Horse lovers encouraged. 802-878-5169.

CALL FOR A SHOWING! St. Albans, Russell St.: For Sale: Come see this unique 4 bed, 1.5 bath remodeled Colonial with 1,571 sq. ft. of living space. Recent construction includes a new kitchen & bathroom as well as new plumbing, electrical, windows, siding and cherry hardwood floors. Features include a garage, shed and a large backyard with plenty of garden space, including apple trees and a strawberry patch. Purchase Price: $ 163,000 - 31,408 * grant for income-eligible buyers $131,592 ** Amount needed to finance www.getahome.org Call Brandy 864-2620 BURLINGTON: A beautiful, sunny apt. avail. on North Union. $487.50/mo. + 1/2 utils. Hdwd, sun porch. NS/pets. Call 859-3416. BURLINGTON: Basement room. $375/mo. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. First + last. No pets. Avail. immed. Call 6607172 or 598-7423. BURLINGTON: F, NS to share spacious, sunny South End duplex. Bedroom + office, hdwd, storage, quiet. Close to downtown, bike path. $500/mo. + utils. 802-859-0228. BURLINGTON: July and August only. Seeking replacement renter at “Extended Stay” residence with exceptional amenities/ views/furnishings. $1600/mo. 1317 Spear St. www.rickhub bard.org/ExtendedStays or 802864-3330. BURLINGTON: Live rent-free by providing minimal daily living support to a dynamic and very independent 30 y/o woman w/developmental disabilities. Female roommate sought to share this spacious 2-bedroom new apt. just south of downtown off Shelburne Road w/parking and on the bus line. Call Tina Hatin, 802-652-2137 to learn more. BURLINGTON: Rent free. Paid roommate sought to share spacious 2-bedroom, 2nd floor apt. near waterfront park. Earn $12,000/year providing minor support around living skills such as healthy eating and household chores. This artistic 19 YO man is looking for a NS person who has a sense of humor and will be fun to live with. Off-street parking, on bus line, no pets and year-long commitment. Call Chris Gillespie, 802-652-2165 to learn more. BURLINGTON: Room in sunny household, own phone, near bus/UVM. 1-mile downtown. Suitable for grad./med./prof. student. $485/mo. incl. utils. except phone. Laundry, small storage, parking. Avail. now. 802-658-6108. BURLINGTON: Seeking M/F, student/prof. to share 2-bedroom townhouse near Oakledge, parking, pool/tennis, W/D on site. $450/mo. +1/2 utils. 802865-3754. BURLINGTON: South End large bedroom in quiet 2-bedroom apt. $440/mo. + 1/2 utils. Heat, water, off-street parking, no dogs. Easy access to bike path/waterfront. W/D in house. NS. 802-999-6569. BURLINGTON: Three cookinggardening-art enthused housemates wanted for sunny, clean 4bedroom urban farmhouse. Old North End. $500/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 7/01. Chris, 781-307-8815.

HINESBURG: Farmhouse, beautiful country location. Clean, neat housemates looking for same. DSL, W/D. $295/mo. small room, $395/mo., large room, + 1/4 utils. 802-578-2795. MILTON: Gardening housemate to share farmhouse w/naturalist/writer and lab mix dog. $475/mo. incl. utils. 1-bedroom, $600/mo. for 2. Some work exchange possible. 8 min. to Exit 17. NS preferred. Laurie 802-893-1845 SHELBURNE: Room for rent in 4-bedroom house. 2M, 1F, dog, big yard, laundry, 15 mins. from downtown. $440/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 802-985-9337. WILLISTON: One room available in 3-bedroom country home. $450/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. 7/01. Quiet profs., med. or grad students welcome. No dogs. Call 802-879-9946.

4 housing for rent APTS. FOR RENT: 1-3 bedrooms. $795/mo. - $1200/mo. Call Deneen at 802-864-2284. BOLTON: Cozy, 1-bedroom, end unit, updated throughout, mint condition, gas heat, parking, 25 mins. to Burlington, ski to lift, lease. Immed. opening. $825/mo. 802-893-3507 or 802373-9999. BOLTON: Spacious slopeside 1bedroom apt. Hiking, biking, skiing, gas fireplace, new bathroom, porch, yard, great sunsets, 25 mins. to Burlington, pets OK. $800/mo. water and garbage removal incl. 802-434-6370. BRISTOL: 1-bedroom apts. Newly renovated. NS/pets. Ref. and credit check req. $650 $750/mo. 802-453-4401. BRISTOL: New studio, 25 mins. to South Burlington, 20 mins. to Middlebury. $500/mo., incl. heat/elec./water. Call 802453-5954. BURLINGTON: 1, 2 and 3-bedrooms. Near medical center/college. For more info call 802-8628553 ext. 201. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. 3 blocks from downtown. Carpeting. No pets. Dep., refs., credit check. 802-899-4908. $750/mo. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, heat, electric, water, incl. Off-street parking, on site laundry. Avail. 7/01. $800/mo. 802-238-9208. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, South End. Sunny top floor apt. w/porch, hdwd. Quiet building. Off-street parking incl. Laundry in building. $710/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/01. No pets. 802233-9084.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, very clean, new windows, new appliances, tub shower, porch, fresh paint, a few blocks from the water. Heat, trash, water, yard care/snow removal incl. Offstreet parking, one-year lease. NS/pets. Ready July/August. $800/mo. northernproperty @together.net, 233-1556. BURLINGTON: 1-room efficiency. Incl. heat, electric, water, trash and shared bath. $400/mo. + dep. No off-street parking. Call Jason or Lisa, 802-660-9841. BURLINGTON: 11 Johnson St., modern 2-bedroom, off-street parking, two blocks to downtown. $795/mo. Call Parkside Properties, 1-888-717-PARK or visit ParksideVT.com. BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave., avail. 8/01. 2-bedroom, 1bath, porch, storage, gas heat. $800/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 177 N. Union St., modern 3-bedroom, offstreet parking, close to downtown. $1295/mo. Call Parkside Properties, 1-888-717-PARK or visit ParksideVT.com. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2bath condo. $1400/mo. + utils. Hdwd, tile, finished basement, new deck, attached garage, near bike path. Pet neg. W/D, D/W. 802-864-5848, 802-598-5637, leave message. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. $950/mo. Landlord pays trash removal and water. Great location. 802-777-3038. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. w/new carpet, brand new W/D, low utilities, off-street parking. NS/pets. Avail. now. $1000/mo. 802-846-9568, www.hickokand boardman.com. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, Ledgewood South, track lighting, 1 full bath, W/D, gas heat, carport. On bike path/lake. Avail. July. 5 mins. from UVM/medical center. $1150/mo. + utils. 802-578-8980, 802879-6709. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Hill Section. South Prospect St. at Maple. Beautiful, bright, spacious. Two parking spaces. Steps to UVM. Storage locker. Avail. 7/1 or 8/1. $1400/mo. + utils. 658-4440, fivel@physics. umd.edu.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apartment, duplex, beautiful, huge, walking distance to Church St./med. school/hospital/UVM in 100 year old Victorian house w/turret. 2000 sq. ft. Incl. parking, W/D, 800 sq. ft. family room w/gas stove and cathedral ceiling, large eatin-kitchen w/D/W, hardwood floors, original woodwork, high ceilings, large front porch and backyard. Must see! $2000/mo. Avail. 8/01. 802-655-1999. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom w/porch, trash removal and parking. Avail. 7/01. $1300/mo. Call Jessica at 802-734-7967.

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BURLINGTON: 37 Elmwood Ave. Avail. 7/01, 2-bedroom, bath, parking, gas heat. $775/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house, St. Paul St., near downtown. Avail. 7/01. Inexpensive living in a nice house! NS, pets considered. W/D on site. $1600/ mo. + utils 802-862-6782 evenings or rwr313@verizon.net. BURLINGTON: 487 South Prospect, avail. 8/01. 2-bedroom condo, first floor, 1-bath, W/D, storage, carport. NS/pets. $1200/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 55 Greene St., 23 bedroom. NS, 1 car parking, trash incl. $1000/mo. + utils. Avail. 9/01, year lease. Call 802899-2001.

OPEN HOUSE: TUESDAY 6/20 4:00-5:00 PM & THURSDAY 6/22 11:00-12:00 AM Burlington, Commodore Point Condominium:

Come see this 2 bedroom, 13/4 bath condo with large loft and 1,176 sq. ft. of living space.The unit includes a back deck, refrigerator, stove, dishwasher, and two parking spaces. Exceptional views of Lake Champlain, easy access to downtown Burlington and it’s conveniently located near parks, schools, and services!

Purchase Price: $ 230,000 - 126,426 * grant for income-eligible buyers $103,574 ** Amount needed to finance www.getahome.org Call Brandy 864-2620 BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom house + den. New paint/carpet. OSP. Fenced yard. On busline. Near lake/downtown. $1100/mo. + utils. 802-862-9734. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, heat and hot water incl. Full bath, parking, garbage/snow removal, close to downtown. No pets. Avail. 6/01. $1200/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. BURLINGTON: 299 South Union, exceptional 1-bedroom apt. 3rd floor of beautiful Victorian. Spectacular lake views, huge porch, large closets, laundry, D/W, garage. $1150/mo. 802-863-2619. BURLINGTON: 3 rooms, 1-bedroom, parking, no pets. $750/mo. and $675/mo. 802878-6691 or 802-862-9335. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1bath, porch, large kitchen, wood floors, pkg. NS/pets, coin-op laundry, near bike path. Avail. immed. $1200/mo. + utils. 324-6446.

BURLINGTON: 76 East Ave. 3-4 bedroom house, 1 baths, 2 living rooms, dining room, hdwd, basement w/W/D, front porch, 2 enclosed porches, large yard w/gardens, 2-car garage, pets considered. $2100/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, downtown historic Vermont house charming 1-bedroom, laundry, hdwd, parking, $1050/mo. + dep. Includes heat. 802-578-3039. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01. Hill section 1-bedroom, 2-blocks to Main St., hdwd. $835/mo. incl. utils. Off-street parking. 802864-6379. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, nice 1-bedroom, North Willard, $800/mo. heat incl. Avail. 10/01, studio $500/mo., 1-bedroom $650/mo., + dep. + utils. Parking for 1 car. Hot water and trash removal provided. Sorry, no pets. 802-318-8242. BURLINGTON: Avail. 8/01. School St., 2-bedroom, $875/ mo. +. Parking. 802-658-3600.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 9/01, Brookes Ave. 1-bedroom $850, 2-bedroom $1200/mo. 802658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. immed. 1bedroom, Colchester Ave., $675/ mo. + utils. 4-bedroom, School St., $1790/mo. + utils. Dep. Sorry, no pets. 802-318-8242. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, 2bedroom, Cottage Grove, $775/mo. Parking, yard. 802658-3600. BURLINGTON: Avail. now medium 2-bedroom, renovated, porch, $900/mo. Avail. 7/01 large 1-bedroom, hdwd, porch, full bath, $850/mo. Large efficiency, laundry, full bath, porch, garage, $725/mo. No dogs. 802862-7467. BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Newly renovated 1-bedroom, $725/mo. incl. heat, no offstreet parking, N. Winooski Ave. NS/pets. Refs. req. Call 203494-0682. BURLINGTON: Awesome 2-bedroom apt. Great location, near downtown. Full attic space. Must see! Avail. 10/01, lease till 9/01/07. $800/mo. Call 802380-2089 or 802-279-2005. BURLINGTON: Beautiful family home. 4-bedroom, quiet St. Hdwd, amazing garden, garage, 2-porches. Brand new upstairs. Jacuzzi, laundry, D/W. $2000/mo. + heat and elec. Avail. 7/01. 802-238-7809. BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail. 8/01. 1-bedroom. $775/mo. Heat, hot water incl. Hdwd. Renovated kitchen. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Charming 3-bedroom, 1 3/4 bath, new North End home. $1275/mo. + utils. Open house 6/16, 5:30-7:30 p.m. and 6/17 9-11 a.m. 802864-6770. BURLINGTON: Completely remodeled 1-bedroom, 1.5 bath, office, new kitchen w/maple cabinets/stainless appliances, new bath, storage, screened porch, off-street parking, walk downtown, close to bike path, lake views. $1100/mo. + heat/elec. 802-355-3456. BURLINGTON: Hill Section living! 3-bedroom, 1-bath, massive living room, eat-in kitchen, formal dining. Hdwd, W/D, wordburning fireplace, track lighting, 2 porches, pets neg. NS. Avail. 7/01. $1800/mo. 802-846-9568. www.HickokandBoardman.com. BURLINGTON: Hill Section penthouse. Extremely clean, 4bedrooms, 1 3/4 bath, phenomenal lake/mountain views, stained glass windows, vaulted ceilings, back deck, 2 covered porches, W/D. Pets neg. NS. Avail. now. $2500/mo. utils. incl.802-8469568, www.hickokandboard man.com. BURLINGTON: Hill Section. S. Union St. 2-bedroom duplex apt. Sunny and bright, lake views, skylights, wood floors, gas heat, gas stove. On busline. $1325/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/5. 310-4205. BURLINGTON: Hill Section. S. Union St. 3rd floor apt. Victorian house, lake views, wood floors, sunny and bright. Laundry facility, gas heat, offstreet parking. Walking distance to downtown. $975/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/5. 310-4205. BURLINGTON: In town, near lake, unique, large, 1.5-bedroom apt., computer room, 2-bath, covered parking. NS/pets. $995/ mo. incl. cable. 802-476-4071. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, new North End location, renovated, fireplace, NS, pets neg. Avail. 7/01. $1100/mo. + utils., lease, dep. 802-863-1190. BURLINGTON: Loomis St. Avail. now. Studio. $655/mo. Newly updated. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021 www.neville co.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. 6/01, 3-bedroom. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. Dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence.


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BURLINGTON: Two 2-bedroom ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom MILTON: Large 4+ bedroom, 2S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt., 1 parking space, close to apt., near downtown, gas bath house, 2-car garage, deck, condo. Furnished, W/D. First downtown/Battery Park. heat/hot water incl. Laundry large, private yard. W/D month, last month, security $795/mo. and $825/mo. hookups, storage avail. Excellent hookups, pets neg. Avail. 7/01. deposit. Avail. 7/1. 1-year lease. water/trash incl. Gas heat. Avail. refs., credit. No pets. $1000/mo. $1400/mo. 893-0000 or 598$1075/mo. 802-744-6364, 8027/01. 802-660-8145. + dep. Call Paul, 802-879-3117. 6638, Marcou Real Estate. 673-5546. BURLINGTON: Unfurnished, 2S. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom bedroom. Heat, water, parking, with W/D, DW. Totally renovated. rubbish, incl. NS/pets. $975/mo. Heat/HW incl. $1100/mo. Avail. + electric. Avail. 7/01. 8027/1. 658-1754. 658-9330. S. BURLINGTON: Big 2-bedBURLINGTON: Washington St. room side-by-side duplex sepaGreat 3 to 4-bedroom apt. 1st rated by garage. 900 sq. ft. floor of owner-occupied duplex w/full basement and big fencedin quiet neighborhood. Avail. in yard. Plenty of parking. August. NS/dogs. $1200/mo. + $1150/mo. Call Ray, 343-0671. utils. 802-860-3378. SHELBURNE: Avail. 7/01, 1, brand new BURLINGTON: Waterfront bedroom, second floor, parking, condo. Large 1-bedroom condo laundry. $700/mo. +. 802off-campus apartments for students, w/lake views. W/D in unit, D/W, 658-3600. low utils. NS/pets. $1300/mo. SHELBURNE: Locust Hill end is now leasing for Fall 2006! 802-728-3727. unit townhouse, 2-bedroom, COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom lake 2.5-bath, garage, fireplace, W/D, front cottage. Fireplace, large pool, tennis. Avail. 7/01. Apply individually, or with a group, for yard, private. $1100/mo. 1 year $1250/mo. + utils. 802lease. 802-865-9159. 425-2910. 2 4 bedroom apartment-style suite. a COLCHESTER: Townhouse, SHELBURNE: Shelburne Point Whispering Pines, quiet, wooded w/beach and mooring access! 3All apartments are fully furnished. area, 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, bedroom, 2-bath, formal dining, Rent includes all utilities, phone, cable NS/pets. Totally refurbished, pantry and island in kitchen, garage. $1250/mo. to utils. walk-in closets, phenomenal and wireless internet. Refs. req., credit check. 802cathedral ceilings, 2-car garage. 434-3291. NS. Avail. 7/01. $2200/mo. 802846-9568. www.Hickokand ESSEX: 4-bedroom house, 1 3/4 CALL 802.655.3200 Boardman.com. bath, fireplace, 2-car garage, economical heat, W/D and all SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1-yearOR VISIT kitchen appliances. 4 miles from old 2-bedroom, 2-full bath at SPINNERPLACE.COM IBM/UVM/medical center. Eastwood Commons, fitness cen$1400/mo. + utils. 802-879ter. Heat, AC incl. $1450/mo. 6709, 802-578-8980. NS/pets. 802-238-7580. ESSEX JUNCTION: Charming 2MONKTON: Efficiency apt. ESSEX JCT.: 1-bedroom, quiet, SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1-bedLawn in a Wooded, country location. bedroom house, located low traffic street. Near pool. 2x4-CHFwinooski060706.indd room, close to hospital, nice 1 6/5/06 4:40:43 PM care, snow removal, elec. incl. beautiful private area. W/D incl. Skylights, W/D, parking, gas yard. NS/pets. $775/mo. + utils. 1x1-mortgage-022305 4:18802-879-7326. PM Page 1 NS/dogs. Refs. and dep. req. $1010/mo. heat. Friendly adult pet OK. NS.9/12/05 802-862-9575. $525/mo. Avail. 7/01. 802ESSEX JUNCTION: Spacious 2Avail. 8/01 or sooner. $795/mo. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bed989-0273. bedroom w/tile and wood floors, Technology.associates@att.net room apt. New kitchen, bath, sky lights. Hookups, parking. NEW HAVEN: 2 years new, very or fax 802-864-5424. big back yard, beautiful hdwd, $975/mo. + 1 mo. dep. Incl. all energy efficient, spacious, 1close to highway/downtown except heat. 802-878-5605. bedroom, rural setting. W/D Burlington. Very clean, well Free hookup, plus snowplowing. No FAYSTON: Now to November, 2kept. Basement and storage. OffPre-Approval! dogs. Avail. 7/01. $800/mo. + bedroom, furnished house. Mad street parking. $875/mo. 802Mark R. Chaffee utils. 802-453-2865. River Glen. NS/pets. $650/mo. + 878-3929. utils. No W/D. 802-453-3443. RICHMOND: Small 1-bedroom, SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cozy 3(802) 658-5599 x11 furnished, NS/pets. 1-year lease, GREAT LOCATION and terrific bedroom cape, totally renovated. parking, refs., credit check. 802apartments! Two 1-bedroom Private yard, hdwd, pets OK. 434-3238, leave message. apts. $675 -$1200/mo. + utils. $1200/mo. Avail. immed. 802Two 2-bedroom apts. $950 RICHMOND: Small 2-bedroom, ESSEX JCT.: Large 3-bedroom 373-5510. $1250/mo. + utils. All avail. unfurnished. NS/pets. Lease, quiet, low traffic street. Near SOUTH BURLINGTON: 7/01. Call 802-879-9440. parking, credit check, ref. 802schools and pool. New Berber, Furnished, large efficiency. Utils. 434-3238, leave message. HINESBURG: 1-bedroom duplex, tile and counter tops. D/W, W/D. incl., off-street parking. 802large yard. 10 miles to RICHMOND VILLAGE: Apt., 800 Carport w/parking for 2nd and 863-1206. Burlington. $575/mo. Call 802sq. ft., ground floor, freshly renperhaps 3rd car. Gas heat/hot SOUTH BURLINGTON: New 2482-2894. ovated. Close to all downtown water. Friendly, adult pet OK. bedroom, 2-full bath, top floor amenities. NS/pets. $795/mo. + HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom NS. Avail. 8/01 or sooner. apt. in Eastwood Commons. utils., sec. dep., refs., credit house, 1-bath, basement, W/D, $1395/mo. Technology.associBalcony, W/D, storage, 1-underchecks. 802new carpet throughout, large ates@att.net or fax 802ground reserved parking space, 434-3291. wood shed, large porch, seclud864-5424. fitness center, 9’ ceilings, cened lot. NS/pets. Avail. immed. RICHMOND VILLAGE: Apt., ESSEX JCT.: Large, lovely tral AC. $1450/mo. incl. water $1275/mo. + utils. 802-434875 sq. ft., second floor, freshly Victorian 2-bedroom apt. Avail. and heat. Avail. 7/01. Call 8024652, evenings. renovated. Close to all down8/01. Partially furnished. Close 233-5725. town amenities. NS/pets. $795/ LINCOLN: Summer/fall camp to IBM, all inclusive. $1300/mo. mo. + utils., sec. dep., refs., rental. Land borders national 1st mo., dep., credit check. 802credit checks. 802-434-3291. forest, trails, ponds, views. NS, 878-5605. pet-free. $525/mo., incl. electric. 802-453-5819.

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WINOOSKI: Duplex on quiet st. close to downtown/FAHC/UVM. 2bedroom downstairs, 1-bedroom + office upstairs. Great shape, many updates. Yard, shed. Excellent rental b history, also great for owner-occupied. $249,500. 802-865-8071 or Catharus@ verizon.net.

BURLINGTON: Stylish, city living w/large yard, lake-views. Completely bupdated/remodeled duplex. Easy convert to single family. New kitchens, baths. Walk to downtown and waterfront. $359,900. 802-373-7435.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom cape in quiet neighborhood in the New North End. Hdwd, new kitchen, bathroom, windows and roof. Large, fenced in back yard w/patio, perennial/vegetable gardens, garden shed. Three minute walk to bike/beach. $229,000. 802-264-9019.

BURLINGTON: Appletree Point condo, 149 Cumberland Rd. $279,900. 3-bedroom, master bedroom, 3-bath. Bright, sunny end unit. Fieldstone fireplace. Central vac., cathedral ceilings in dining room and LR. Beautiful neighborhood w/lake/ beach rights. Patio/ pool/tennis, near bike path. Attached 1-car garage. Pets OK. Open house every Sunday, 14 p.m. 802-660-8003.

BURLINGTON: N. Union St. 2bedroom, 1st floor, sunny, hdwd, deck, W/D. No pets/smoking. References required. $1025/mo. Avail. 8/1. Call 658-0643. BURLINGTON: Nice, 1-bedroom apt. Convenient location, offstreet parking, coin-op laundry. $725/mo. + utils. 802-355-2218, 802-860-1172. BURLINGTON: North Union St., large efficiency, incl. heat, hot water, parking. $650/mo. Avail. now. 802-985-5598. BURLINGTON: Quiet, bright, 1bedroom in converted garage. Two blocks from hospital. Recently painted, wood floors, parking. Efficient gas heat. NS/pets. $750/mo. + utils. 658-8056. BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd floor. $1200/mo. incl. heat and hot water, parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021 www.neville co.com/residence.

BURLINGTON: South End 1bedroom upstairs apt. Newly renovated, w/balcony. Quiet neighborhood. $675/mo., incl. utils. Call 859-8900. BURLINGTON: South Prospect St. Spacious 3 level townhouse, 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath, vaulted ceilings, skylight, W/D, D/W, patio, carport + 1 reserved parking. Great location. must see! NS. Avail. 6/01. $1900/mo. 802846-9568, www.hickokandboard man.com. BURLINGTON: South Union St. Quaint 1-bedroom, w/porch. Great location, freshly painted. $700/mo. Heat and hot water incl. Avail. 7/01. 802-863-6613. BURLINGTON: Summer rental, possibly longer. 4-bedroom house, close to hospital. Smoking outside. $1300/mo. +. 802862-4007. BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedroom apt. New North End. Near bike path, beach, shopping. Pets welcome. Basement, garage, yard, deck. Laundry. $1600/mo. + utils. 802-658-2195.

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Call 864-CCTA to respond to a listing or to be listed. Attention Individuals Living in Chittenden, Grand Isle, and Franklin County: The RideShare Department at CCTA is looking for new riders for Vanpools that run Monday-Friday to Montpelier and Waterbury. The Montpelier Vanpool originates at the Sheraton in Burlington. The Waterbury Vanpool originates in Essex Junction. Call the Rideshare Dept at CCTA 864-2282 if you would like to join.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY New Haven to Burlington: Looking to share a commute M-F 9-5. Ref #11166 Middlebury to Burlington: Looking for a ride, M-F 7-3:30. Ref #11161 Middlebury to Burlington: Looking for a ride, M-F 8-5. Ref #11165 Fairfax to Winooski: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8:30-5. Ref #91721 St. Albans to Burlington: Looking to share a commute M-F, 6 am to 2:30. Ref #91577 St. Albans to Burlington: Looking to share a commute M-F, 8-4:30. Ref #91716 Sheldon Springs to Winooski: Looking for a ride, M-F 7-3:30. Ref #91613 South Hero to Burlington: Looking to share a commute M-F, 7:30-4:30. Ref #91735 St. Albans to Williston: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8:30-5. Ref #91725 Berlin to Burlington: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8-4:30. Ref #142951

Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8-5. Ref #142927 Montpelier to Morrisville: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8-4:30. Ref #142938 Montpelier to Milton: Looking for a ride, M-F 8-4. Ref #142925 Montpelier to Waitsfield: Looking for a ride, M-F 8:30-4. Ref #142939 Montpelier to Waterbury: Looking for a ride, M-F 8:30-5. Ref #142935 Waterbury to Colchester: Looking for a ride, M-F 9-4:30. Ref #142946 Waitsfield to Burlington: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8-4:30. Ref #142944 Bolton to South Burlington: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8-4:30. Ref #142930 Burlington to Barre: Looking to share a commute, M-F 8-5. Ref #41216 Burlington to Stowe: Looking for a ride, M-F 8:30-5:30. Ref #41222 Burlington to Bristol: Looking for a ride M-F, 8:30-5. Ref #41251 Burlington to Vergennes: Looking for a ride, M-F 7:30-4. Ref #41259

Richmond to Waitsfield: Looking to share a commute, M-F 9-5. Ref #41280 Burlington to St. Albans: Looking to share a commute, M-F 7-3. Ref#41291 Essex Junction to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute, M-F 9-5:15. Ref #41217 Williston to Waitsfield: Looking to share a commute, M-F 9-5. Ref #142952 FRANKLIN COUNTY Highgate to UVM, Burlington, Carpool Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Ref # 91394 Enosburg Falls to INS, St. Albans Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri Ref # 90716 Fairfax to IBM, Essex Junction Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri, Ref # 91559 Richford (Provence Street) to St. Albans (North Main St) Ride needed once or twice a week Mon-Fri between 11am&1pm to St. Albans and return ride needed to Richford after 4:30pm. Ref # 91563 St. Albans to INS, Williston Work Hours 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri Ref # 90382

Swanton/St. Albans to Williston Looking for riders to join established carpool will pick up in Swanton or St. Albans MonFriday, 8am-4:30pm Ref # 90382 Enosburg/St. Albans to Williston Looking for riders to join a carpool will pick up in Enosburg or St. Albans Mon-Friday, 7am-3:30pm Ref # 90432 GRAND ISLE COUNTY Alburg to Burlington, FAHC, Carpool Work Hours 8:00am4:30pm, M-F. Ref # 91524 Niquette Bay Road, Colchester to IBM, (D2 Team) Looking to Carpool. Ref # 41177 Plattsburg or Grand Isle/ South Hero to Colchester, Systems & Software, Carpool Work Hours 8am-5pm, M-F, Carpool, Ref # 91527 Grand Isle to Waterbury State Complex, Carpool Work hours 7:00am to 4pm M-F. Ref # 91471 Grand Isle to UVM, Burlington, Carpool Work Hours 7:00am3:30pm M-F # 91537 Isle La Motte to Burlington, UVM, Carpool Work hours 7:30am to 4pm M-F. Ref #91465

ADDISON COUNTY Bristol to South Burlington: Carpool needed M-F 8-5. Ref # 11144 Middlebury to Montpelier: M-F 8-3:30. Ref # 11145 Middlebury to Williston: M-F 8:30-5. Ref # 11146 Starksboro to Bristol: M-F 8:305. Ref # 11148 Vergennes to IBM: M-F 8-4:30. Ref # 11149 Vergennes to Waterbury: M-F 8-4:30 Ref # 11154 Bristol to Waitsfield: M-F 8:305p.m. Ref # 11160 Bristol or Middlebury to IBM: 7pm-7am WTHFSat. Ref # 10046 Ferrisburgh to Burlington, M-F, 8:30am-3pm. Ref # 10617 New Haven to UVM, M-F, 7am3:30pm Ref # 10621 Starksboro to Burlington: M-F, 3-9. Ref # 10622 Middlebury to Burlington: M-F, 7-5. Ref # 10623 Jericho to UVM: M-F, 8am4:30pm Ref # 10625 South Starksboro or Waitsfield to Berlin/Barre, M Th F, 8am5pm. Ref # 10620


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SPACEFINDER SOUTH BURLINGTON: Newly renovated, bright 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath townhouse in great location! New Berber carpet, new floors in kitchen and living/dining, wood fireplace, W/D, D/W, newly renovated bathroom. Both bedrooms feature sliding door onto a balcony. Avail. 7/01. $1400/mo. 802-846-9568, www.hickokandboardman.com. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Newly renovated, sunny 3-bedroom apt. Avail. 7/01. Incl. trash, water and lawn, W/D hookup, parking. NS/dogs. Year lease. $1075/mo. + utils. 802862-8664. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Nice 2bedroom apt. Incl. heat and hot water. W/D hookups. Additional storage. $925/mo. 802-734-0657. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear St., unique property, lots of charm. Cape w/2-car attached garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full bath, large living room w/fireplace, refinished w/original charm. New windows/wiring/plumbing. Central vacuum. Wired w/cate 5. Large yard, close to UVM, across from Gutterson Field House. $2400/mo. +. Avail. now. 802860-3923, 617-242-9335. STARKSBORO VILLAGE: Cozy 1bedroom apt. Totally remodeled incl. new appliance and kitchen cabinets. Large, covered deck. Public water, hot water, trash and recycling incl. Sorry, no dogs, cats will be considered but not always accepted. 30 mins. from Burlington. $820/mo. Dep. and refs. Call 802-453-3273 before 9 p.m. STOWE: Mt. Road, 2/3 bedroom apts. $850-$1200/mo. incl. utils., Internet!, cable!, laundry and pool on site. 800-330-4880. STOWE: Notchbrook area, 4-5 bedroom house, pool and tennis privileges, avail. furnished, laundry, wood fireplace. $1850/mo. + utils., lawn care, snowplowing incl. 800-330-4880. UNDERHILL: Park St. Avail. now. 3-bedroom, $875/mo. Incl. heat and HW. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021. www.neville co.com/residence. VERGENNES: Great 1-bedroom, 1-bath, apt. Very clean. W/D in apt., off-street parking. A must see. $800/mo. incl. everything except phone. Avail. 7/01. 802877-3233. WATERBURY: Beautiful new log cabin. 2-bedroom, 1-bath. W/D, 1-car garage, large deck, large property. Convenient to Stowe/Burlington/Montpelier. $1200/mo. + utils. Pets OK. Call Gordon, 802-244-5289.

WILLISTON: Pinecrest Village townhouse. Avail. 7/01. 2-bedroom, end unit w/attached garage. Pool. Great condition! $1500/mo. + dep. NS/pets. Call 802-598-8586. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt., recently renovated. Incl. W/D, garbage removal, on dead-end street, off-street parking. NS/pets. $750/mo. + dep. Brian, 802-578-6117. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom. Executive, across from Church, on bus line, off-street parking, laundry, gas heat. $750/mo. Call 233-5549.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, very clean, new windows, porch, W/D, tub shower, new appliances, quiet street, natural gas heat. Trash, water, yard care/ snow removal incl., off-street parking. NS. Pets neg. Year lease, ready August/September. $1000/mo. northernproperty@ together.net, 233-1556. WINOOSKI: 24 West Spring St. Beautiful, spacious 2-bedroom apt. Parking, W/D, yard, porches, hdwd, historic detail. $1000/mo. + gas and electric. NS/dogs. Call evenings, 802229-0177.

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www.libertyquestmortgage.com WINOOSKI: $1050/mo. Sunny 3-bedroom, 1-bath apt. Prime location, one block to new downtown. Hdwd, yard, offstreet parking. Avail. now. Sorry NS. Call 802-598-7252. WINOOSKI: 114 Main St. Nice 3-bedroom, spacious layout with sweet kitchen. Nice bathroom. Live next to all amenities in style. Reduced to $1250/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Refs. and credit check. No dogs. Jarret, 8467433, jarrettrancis@adelphia.net WINOOSKI: (2) Nice 3-bedroom apt. w/rental assistance to income and program-eligible applicants. Large porch, parking, snow removal, trash removal, water and heat incl. Avail. now and late June. Contact Margaret at 802-863-5248 ext. 23 for further details. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 1 block from rotary, walk to restaurants, sunny view of river, parking, new washer/refrigerator, hdwd, 3-season porch. $800/mo. 802657-3383. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, $950/mo. Gas heat, across from church. 802-233-5549. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. Gas heat, 1 parking space, avail. immed. $725/mo. + dep. Sean, 802-363-2287. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom unit, near Saint Michael’s and I-89. Easy access to Burlington. Incl. heat. One cat allowed. $900/mo. Avail. immed. 802-846-7849.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, gas h/a, off-street parking, lease, dep., refs. $975/mo. + utils. 802-652-9099. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, recently renovated and fully applianced kitchen. W/D hookups, everything is gas. First floor apt. Nice neighborhood. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. Ask for Dana, 802-655-7785. WINOOSKI: Audet St. Avail. now. 2+ bedroom. $1200/mo. Heat incl. Very large kitchen. 3season front porch. Washer hookups. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021. www.neville co.com/residence. WINOOSKI: Avail. 8/1. 2-bedroom apt. on West St. Parking, yard, newly repainted, storage shed. Pets neg. $900/mo. + utils. + credit check + first + sec. 734-1050. WINOOSKI: Avail. now 3-bedroom, East Allen St. $925/mo. +. Parking. 802-658-3600. WINOOSKI: Lafountain St. Beautiful 2-bedroom apt. Upstairs and downstairs, W/D hookups. Gas heat. Off-street parking. Nice neighborhood. NS/pets. $900/mo. + dep. + utils. Avail. immed. or 7/01. 802-655-3236. WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 3-bedroom, 2 level, walk to downtown, on busline, gas heat, offstreet parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. Avail 7/1. $1040/mo. + utils. 802-399-9576.

WINOOSKI: Main St. Avail now. 2-bedroom, 1st floor. $775/mo. incl. H/W. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021. www.neville co.com/residence. WINOOSKI: Maple St. Avail. 6/01, 7/01 and 8/01. 1-bedroom. $695/mo. Large kitchen. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/resi dence. WINOOSKI: Second floor, 2-bedroom, gas heat/hot water. Yard. Nice neighborhood. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/01. Ask for Dane, 802-655-7785. WINOOSKI: Share large, fully furnished 5-bedroom house. All utils. incl. 2.5 bath, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On the bus line. No pets. $600/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/01. 802-863-9612.

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FEMALE PROF. new to area! Seeking 1-bedroom close to UVM. 7/01. I have 1 inside cat, NS. 608-444-9045.

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BURLINGTON: Historic downtown building, just off marketplace. Beautifully restored, heat and central AC incl. Onsite parking avail. 802-238-4282 or 802860-7373. BURLINGTON: Office space, approx. 700 sq. ft., South Union St., 3 offices, private entrance, parking, DSL available, all utils. incl. except phone. 5 min. walk to Church St. $1000/mo. Call 802-862-2006. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. ESSEX: Office space near Outlet Mall and Circ. highway, modern high ceilings 2nd floor, large windows overlook Mt. Mansfield and friendly neighborhood w/bike path, 300-1500 sq. ft. Call 802233-3426.

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BURLINGTON: All utils. incl. $125/week. Call Deneen at 802864-2284. BURLINGTON: Avail. 7/01, month to month. $500/mo. incl. utils., large walk-in closet, storage, W/D, parking. Clean, quiet, walk to downtown. 401-4993864, Rebecca. BURLINGTON: Roommate needed. Large space. $550/mo., includes all (cable, Internet, phone, electric, gas). Call Frank, 863-5347. BURLINGTON: Rooms for rent. Behind Waterman Hall, UVM. $500/mo. - $525/mo. incl. all utils. and parking. Hdwd and incredible location. Sedate environment! cjcc@vt18.com.

MEDICAL OFFICE SPACE and/or office space for lease, South Burlington. 1600-2000 sq. ft. avail. May be subdivided. Light and airy space. Convenient location, on Farrell St. Major renovations to be completed in the early fall. Competitive pricing avail. 999-0994.

4 space for rent 2997 SHELBURNE RD.: Small office or artist studio. Brand new unit. $300/mo. incl. all utils. 802-864-6835, Manny. PRIME LOCATION: 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Spaces avail. 1. Workshop w/warehouse, garage, office. 2. Office w/connecting rooms. 3. Artist studio space to join other artists. 802-864-6835, Manny. STUDIO/LIVING SPACE: Top floor, newly created studio apt. 860 sq. ft. Ground floor, studio space/workshop for artist/artisan/craftsperson, 800 sq. ft. Retail potential. Rt. 100 in Granville. Entire building to one tenant. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 802-496-3927.

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BURLINGTON: $375/mo. 1 large bedroom in furnished house. Orchard Terrace. 2 blocks from downtown. July and August. 734-8876. BURLINGTON: Furnished sublet avail. now through mid-Aug. Cute duplex house, 5 rooms, 1 or 2 bedrooms. Hdwd, fenced yard, parking, quiet street, 10 mins. to waterfront, downtown. NS. Dates, pets negotiable. $775/mo. + utils. Deposit required. Julia, 864-1147 (h) or 651-8889 (w). SOUTH BURLINGTON: Bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom, 1-bath, condo. July and August. $400/mo. Close to UVM/hospital. 802-454-8091.

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MONTREAL: Condo, 1-bedroom, downtown plateau, 1 block to St. Catherine St., Beaudry Metro, fully furnished, sleeps up to four people. $1200/mo., $400/week, $200/weekend. Debbie, 802524-9873. VACATION: Yarmouth, MA, 1bedroom w/kitchenette on the Cape. The Cove at Yarmouth, avail. 7/30/06-8/06/06. $1000. Call 802-863-0402.

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Very Sexy Blonde Cumberland Farms Morrisville. You: short skirt, blonde with child, green Pontiac Grand Am? Me: pumping gas on other side, brown truck. We waved, smiled and went our own ways...would love to meet. When: Tuesday, June 6, 2006. Where: Morrisville Cumby’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. Good looking Bald Man JP’s Wanted to say hi. You were in the company of three women, did not want to disturb. Would have been nice to meet you that night, perhaps another? I was the lady in the green shirt admiring you from afar! When: Friday, June 2, 2006. Where: JP’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. Runner In Yellow You: Running up the truly steep hill near the skate park on Sunday in the rain with your cute dog and we shared a smile. I thought I was the only one that ran up that hill! Me: Red/black running shorts and UVM sweatshirt. Maybe we could get some coffee or tea and go for a walk? When: Sunday, June 4, 2006. Where: Off the Waterfront. You: Woman. Me: Man. To a beautiful Beba I Spy with my little eye the prettiest 5.5’, green-eyed, red-haired Irish girl. With her hair pinned up in a pony tail, she exposes an elegant tattoo of a clatter. I love to see her on Sundays. It’s what I wait for all week long. My Beba. When: Sunday, June 4, 2006. Where: BJ’s Restaurant. You: Woman. Me: Man. From a lonely Danimal Out like Trout to Chicago, but I miss my Zoo something awful. Goldilocks, you’re in charge of the bears and the cheeta. Don’t let them eat my hot dogs or my apple dumplings. Don’t do anything I wouldn’t do twice. And don’t burn down the house, I want my security deposit back! I love you! When: Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Where: 31. You: Woman. Me: Woman. Skinny Boy at City Market I saw you at City Market on June 4th stocking milk. You were the skinny guy with dark hair and glasses wearing a flannel shirt, I had an umbrella. We looked at each other awkwardly. You’re beautiful. When: Sunday, June 4, 2006. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Man. Dark Star Higher Ground Tuesday You: Near the bar. 6’, close-cut blonde hair/ goatee. Dressed casual, blue button down shirt, jeans, amazing eyes, and all by yourself. Me: Long straight brown hair, Celtic tattoo on back, cut off purple t-shirt, black pants. Made eye contact, I danced in front of you, speechless. Meant to lightly brush against you, instead tripped right over you and apologized...single? When: Wednesday, May 24, 2006. Where: DSO Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. Dorothy Williamson Essex High 1983 I have been looking for you since. It’s me. Owen Rich. Please contact me at the Liberty Inn Motel. When: Saturday, June 3, 2006. Where: Essex Junction. You: Woman. Me: Man. Cooking at Nectar’s You gave me your phone number through the window to order food, Nectar’s Friday night. Your name was Katie but I lost your phone number when I was moving. But I really wanted to call you because you looked beautiful and genuine. Get in touch with me if you still want to hang out sometime. When: Thursday, June 1, 2006. Where: Nectar’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. New England/VT Bodybuilding Championship I spy a man from American Fitness. I admire you at Bodybuilding Championship. Wow!! You know my name? I don’t know yours. I wasn’t at the Championship, but you were. You know me (a little). Free for a new friend? Not looking for hook-up. I have a little crush on you. Thanks for smiling at me, my first, I spy. When: Saturday, May 13, 2006. Where: American Fitness & Tanning. You: Man. Me: Woman. JPA I’ll probably never see you outside of fundraisers again, but just so you know, every time you walk into the room my heart pounds. When: Friday, June 2, 2006. Where: fundraiser. You: Man. Me: Woman.

My Gorgeous White Russian You, a waitress at VPB. Your name might be Masha? Me: A very lucky boy from WV. We both love dogs, wanna run away with me to Buenos Aires? When: Saturday, June 3, 2006. Where: Vermont Pub & Brewery. You: Woman. Me: Man.

Marathon food tent Sunday You thanked me in the marathoner’s food line. I thanked you back, and you asked me to call you. I’m giving this a shot to find you again. When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Vermont City Marathon Food Tent. You: Man. Me: Woman.

A bunch of smart losers! I spy with my little eye my ex-boyfriend stoner friends ignoring my hellos as I walked past them, me looking terrific, I must say. You will reap what you sow. May you all be cursed to not have sex with anyone who is half-way decent enough to be with you for one year minimum! When: Friday, June 2, 2006. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman.

i spy you, again... Orlando 2006, saw your profile, think we’ve been down I Spy road before, leave me a message and let’s see where we’re at...from the Virgo with the great shoes... When: Tuesday, May 30, 2006. Where: sporadically and spontaneously. You: Woman. Me: Woman.

I spy... My beautiful friend Shoe... happy Gemini birthday! Sending lots of love and birthday wishes your way from Alaska!! When: Tuesday, May 2, 2006. Where: UVM. You: Woman. Me: Woman. Bed, Bath & Beyond I helped you lift a box of deck furniture into your shopping cart. You have a nice smile and laugh. I would like to meet with you. When: Thursday, June 1, 2006. Where: B,B&Beyond. You: Woman. Me: Man. Aubuchon Hardware, 5/28, South Burlington You couldn’t reach the nails to fix a fence for your boss’ place which you were house/dog sitting. You were petite and friendly, and we talked of outdoor projects, broken dishes, and the beginning of summer. Are you available? I should have offered to fix your fence...or at least asked your name and number! When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Aubuchon Hardware, Williston Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. Yo K, nice moves Yo K, nice moves. Sorry I didn’t fall for the hug but I think there’s more than Black Russians and shots to be had. When: Thursday, June 1, 2006. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. Box 3189 Midwest Newbie Wanted to respond to your ad but waited too long. Email me to get together! Sqeeks23. When: Thursday, June 1, 2006. Where: Personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. Pants show - chica! Distinctive, dark navy blue quasi-baseball cap, with dark hair, and tall boots - just thought you were attractive, interesting, mysterious.. no matter, but since, I have seen you around Church Street much - Hello... When: Saturday, May 27, 2006. Where: Pants show. You: Woman. Me: Man. Bagel Beauty I see you almost daily and your smile makes me melt. I heard you say that you wanted to be spyed and thought it might make you smile. I miss the honey bee rag you used to wear in your beautiful brown hair. I would love to spend some time with you if some lucky man doesn’t already have you. When: Thursday, June 1, 2006. Where: Burlington Bagel Bakery. You: Woman. Me: Man. Pizza Putt What can I say, is it me that you spy? Are there any distiguishable characteristics that you noticed about me, so that I can be sure it was me that you exchanged glances with?.... hmmmmm When: Tuesday, May 16, 2006. Where: Pizza Putt. You: Man. Me: Woman. Price Chopper Beauty Wednesday noonish. May 31st around noon you had on a light brown tank top and denim cut-offs, I was making a quick stop to buy a mug. We entered the store simultaneously, crossed paths a few times, and checked out at adjacent self-checkouts. Thank you for taking my breath away. I hope we cross paths again, how about somewhere we could chat? When: Wednesday, May 31, 2006. Where: Price Chopper Shelburne Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. hey my queen I know things have been rough, but I’m still yer right hand man. I miss smooches, stealing Splenda for you, the way you meow at my cat even though he hates it. You can rely on me honey. You can come by any time you want. When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: The last time was the Church st. fountain. You: Woman. Me: Man.

Marathon Sunday: Mile 24 I spy first-rate folks. A thousand thank yous for your calming words, wet towels, water, and support. From the delusional and over-heated marathoner who thought she was in Boston. When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Bike Path, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. a group of the best girls the new west North End. It’s only been a month but being away from you guys and Burlington makes me so sad! Keep the neighborhood real, and tell everyone at JP’s I need a pitcher. When: Saturday, April 22, 2006. Where: The new west North End. You: Woman. Me: Woman. May 28, Kamp Kee-Wanee. I spy a strange group of campers rockin’ the woods of Greenfield. Those worms throw a kindly energetic Strangecreek...thanks for the parade kids. Me: Just a fellow stranger from St. Albans. “Anybody remember Vernville?” When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Woods of Greenfield. You: Woman. Me: Man. I spy a slow-moving, ashy, smelly-fingered waitress at Libby’s. Whoopdee-doo she’s forty plus two. When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: Libby’s. You: Woman. Me: Woman. Bronzed Beauty at North Beach I was alone soaking up the sun on Memorial Day at North Beach; once I saw you in your red-and-white striped bikini, I couldn’t keep my eyes off you. You’re beautiful! I was sitting alone off to the right of you and your group in white shorts...I swear, I have friends...but in the mean time, keep me company? When: Monday, May 29, 2006. Where: North Beach. You: Woman. Me: Man. M5 fox i spy one fine orderly working on mcclure 5 at fahc. i’m due for a heart check-up... perhaps you can connect me with dr. feelgood? When: Sunday, March 19, 2006. Where: fletcher allen. You: Man. Me: Woman. She likes electronica AND marathons?! 5/28 Sunday Night Mass. You asked me if I ran the marathon that morning. I believe you said you did too. Tried to catch you at closing but you vanished. Meet for a drink? When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Sunday Night Mass. You: Woman. Me: Man. Do you have my sneaks? I don’t spy my New Balance running shoes. They vanished on Marathon day along with my just-run-thirteen-point-one-miles socks. The sneaks are women’s size eight and a half, white and blue. If you took them (inadvertently, I hope) please contact me, and restore my faith in my community! When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Waterfront, City Marathon. You: Man. Me: Woman.

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Vermont Pub n Brew Satnight! I was sitting outside facing you with two of my friends... You were the cute blonde-haired girl with a great smile.. We exchanged locked eyes a few times, and we had a little smile off! I wish I could have talked to you before you left with your friends, you seem really sweet. When: Saturday, May 27, 2006. Where: Vermont Pub ‘n Brew, burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. We met at Healthy Living on the Marathon Sunday. You bought an orange, apricot and food from the deli. Stop by again and we’ll talk about more than just the weather. Maybe when I have a day off we could enjoy the sun together? When: Sunday, May 28, 2006. Where: Healthy Living. You: Man. Me: Woman. Agape. Super Psychedelic Man, my soulmate... life thus far was but a search for you. Now that I’ve found you, darling, I’m complete. It’s been only 1 year that I’ve known you (it seems forever); I look forward to many more with you in my life. My love is YOURS and no one else’s, FOREVER without end. Eternally yours, Super Jalapeno Woman. When: Tuesday, May 24, 2005. Where: a cold, empty room. And then my dreams.... You: Man. Me: Woman. I SPY A TATER TATER! I spy a tater in need of clusage... When: Thursday, May 18, 2006. Where: Verrrrmont. You: Man. Me: Woman. Black VW NH plates 89 We passed each other on 89 from Exit 8-12 like 8 times You had a Blk VW w/NH plates, I had a silver car, let’s get off at the same exit next time. When: Tuesday, May 23, 2006. Where: Interstate 89. You: Woman. Me: Man. Hooters cutie!-w/foriegn accent.... Thanks for the photo shoot (picture phone), last Saturday lunch - with my younger friend....very fun. What are you doing this weekend? When: Saturday, May 27, 2006. Where: Hooters. You: Woman. Me: Man. CMB, ESOA is here! I am on my way back to Vermont for awesome rides by the lake, sweet sunsets, cuddling in tents, and ESOA! This will be the epitome of “awesome” summers to remember, glad you can be part of it. -HMG When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: Myspace. You: Man. Me: Woman. MOLLICA Contact me here! Yahoo sucks! Dok When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: online. You: Woman. Me: Man. Healthy Living Cafe: You: cute girl buying food at the cafe. Me: taking pictures of cookies, you were checking me out! Let me buy you some food. When: Friday, May 26, 2006. Where: Healthy Living Natural Foods. You: Woman. Me: Man. Gaelic Storm at Higher Ground N.Y. beauty from Plattsburgh. I wish I had met you sooner. We spoke at the end of the concert about Irish festivals. You recommended Altamont. The chemistry seemed right. Would you like to continue our conversation and beyond? When: Thursday, May 11, 2006. Where: close to the stage. You: Woman. Me: Man. 5/24 Edelweiss...Stowe You...handsome!! Dirt on your face??! and a silver ring on your right hand. Me bashful, blue with tattoo. Single? When: Wednesday, May 24, 2006. Where: Edelweiss, Stowe. You: Man. Me: Woman.


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Essex CHIPS Executive Director Position Essex CHIPS (Community Helping to Inspire People to Succeed,) a nonprofit youth-adult coalition based in Essex Junction seeks an Executive Director. Essex CHIPS has been a dynamic collaborative serving Essex, Essex Junction and Westford since 1986 by providing comprehensive community-wide healthy youth develpment and substance abuse prevention. All initiatives are conceived planned, and implemented through youth-adult collaboration. The ideal candidate will have: • A passion for the mission of healthy youth development • Community collaboration experience with an understanding of the local community (desirable) • Proven track record in leadership of nonprofit organizations and community mobilization • Experience procuring, writing, and managing grants and other resource development • Administrative experience • Visionary yet detail-oriented • Highly organized self-starter • Team player – able to work collaboratively with youth and adults Candidates should send resume and references to: Hiring Committee, Essex CHIPS, 2 Lincoln Street, Essex Junction, Vermont 05452 or by email to Hiring@EssexCHIPS.org Deadline: June 14, 2006.

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ENERGY SERVICES ENGINEER Vermont Gas Systems Inc. is looking for qualified applicants for an Energy Services Engineer position. Responsibilities include but are not limited to performing evaluations and economic analyses on commercial, industrial, and some multi-family residential buildings to identify energy efficiencies and cost savings using natural gas and natural gas equipment for current and potential customers; actively promoting the company’s Workplace Energy Extenders programs in order to meet annual goals for participation and Mcf savings; and to pursue opportunities to increase sales and energy efficiency improvements to commercial and industrial customers. A Bachelor’s degree in Mechanical Engineering is required in addition to 5-8 years of engineering design experience. CEM required, PE preferred. Experience with HVAC systems, energy efficiency practices and new technologies, along with knowledge of DOE and State regulations, a must. Excellent written and verbal communication skills as well as PC skills, particularly in CAD, Excel, Lotus, Word, Paradox and Market Manager, are essential. Please send resumes and letters of interest to:

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City of Burlington Burlington City Arts seeks smart, hardworking, and experienced individuals for the following positions:

MARKETING AND PUBLIC RELATIONS DIRECTOR The Marketing and Public Relations Director conceptualizes the marketing plan for Burlington City Arts and ensures that all strategies, advertising, public relations and communications reinforce and strengthen awareness of the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington City Arts’ many programs, and build brand identity. The ideal candidate will be outgoing, communicate well both in writing and orally, and pursue creative approaches to marketing. Bachelor’s degree in Marketing or related degree and two years experience in marketing and/or public relations required. Resume, cover letter and City of Burlington job application must be received no later than June 30, 2006.

DEVELOPMENT DIRECTOR The development director is responsible for designing and implementing the development plan, direct fundraising, grant writing, and overall department supervision. The ideal candidate will be committed, have excellent writing skills, prove superbly organized, and work well with a diverse group of individuals. Bachelor’s degree in related field and 3-5 years experience in development, sales or fundraising required; extensive knowledge of the arts and cultural activities desired. Resume, cover letter and City of Burlington job application must be received no later than July 14, 2006. Please send to:

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EMPLOYMENT IMMEDIATELY AVAILABLE Small South Burlington, Vermont, litigation firm seeks to hire 5 Licensed FT Contract Attorneys to conduct extensive document analysis in securities class-action case. $25/ hour. Two weeks orientation in the office expected, then work from home.

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Work for clean energy! Make a difference! Career opportunities and benefits available! Call Bobby: 802-861-2740 Burlington!

Compassionate People Wanted! Care Providers The VNA is looking for you to join our team! We are in search of Care Providers to help our community neighbors live more independent, healthier lives by assisting them with light housekeeping, cooking, personal care and transportation. Day, evening and overnight shifts available! If you can lift 50 pounds, have reliable transportation and a high school diploma or GED, we want to hear from you! Please call Cathy at 802-860-4450 for more information.

Women Helping Battered Women is hiring for the following positions! Hotline/Education Coord: Coordinates hotline/education/support groups. Develops resources relevant to services. Oversees design/implementation of trainings. Legal Advocacy Program Coord: Oversees Legal Adv. Program. Supervision of legal advocates/program development & systems advocacy.

Come join Vermont’s innovative, energy-efficiency organization! We’re a nonprofit organization dedicated to saving energy and improving our environment. We’re looking for energetic, enthusiastic and environmentally motivated individuals to join our terrific team. This position requires excellent customer service, written and oral communication, word processing, spread sheet and database skills. EOE.

Understanding of dv, program development, public speaking, planning, telephone & crisis intervention, & supervisory experience essential for both Coord. positions.

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Hotline & Education Advocate: Provides support to Hotline/Education Coord.,and program in general incl. assistance managing 24/7-hotline prog. & educational/public awareness efforts. Desired exp: Understanding of dv., public speaking, planning, telephone & crisis intervention.

Provide administrative and logistical support to VEIC staff. Tasks include general administrative duties such as file maintenance, data entry, invoice preparation, customer service and general phone work. Associate’s degree and/or equivalent office experience preferred.

Overnight Workers to support women & children in shelter & answer Hotline. Exp. working in residential settings pref.; 9 p.m.-9 a.m., weekday & weekend nights. All positions except overnight workers offer generous benefit package, incl. 5 wks off 1st year of employment. Resume by 6/23 to: WHBW, P. O. Box 1535 Burlington, VT 05402 Women Helping Battered Women

EOE, people of color, persons with disabilities, GLBT & survivors of domestic violence are encouraged to apply. www.whbw.org

Please email cover letter and resume by 6/23 to: resume@veic.org or mail to: VEIC Recruitment 255 South Champlain Street, Suite 7 Burlington, VT 05401 Visit our site to learn more about VEIC: www.veic.org.

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Inside Sales Account Managers – Business to Business (Not in sales, but know someone who is? Send them our way and, if we end up hiring your referral, we will pay you a $500 finder’s fee!) 800response is the nation’s top provider of Custom 800 numbers, also known as vanity numbers (for example, 1-800-Mattress, 1-800-Flowers).These unforgettable 800 numbers increase ad response by 30-50% and have created many business success stories (visit the case studies on our website). We market these advertising tools all over the country to various target industries, including automotive, financial, real estate, health care, education, home improvement and many others. We are growing and need additional sales professionals to join our inside sales team. Qualified candidates will be enthusiastic self-starters with outbound telephone sales experience and excellent communication and relationship building skills — familiarity with contact management software a plus. Current Account Managers at 800response are making over $80,000, including base salary, commissions, quarterly bonuses, and annual travel rewards. A generous benefits package is also provided. If you are looking for a challenge and want to join a team of energetic (and fun!) sales and marketing professionals, please forward your cover letter and resume to:

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EDUCATION & PUBLIC INFORMATION OFFICER VERMONT TOBACCO EVALUATION & REVIEW BOARD

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If you have the ability to troubleshoot product installation and operation issues in a clear, concise and friendly manner over the phone, then we may have the job for you! BBT North America, distributing Bosch tankless water heaters, has the need for additional staff at its Waitsfield facility. To be successful in this position you must demonstrate experience in learning about the construction and function of mechanical and other technical devices; have the ability to communicate professionally in all circumstances and listen to the needs of the customer. This position requires strong computer and typing skills. Only candidates fitting these qualifications should send resume and cover letter to:

We are looking for an energetic and organized individual to provide administrative and clerical support to the General Manager. Responsibilities include a variety of tasks such as correspondence, arranging travel and meetings, contracts, minutes of board meetings, maintaining filing systems and the Expositionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s data base. Top level administrative, organizational and computer skills, including Excel, are essential as well as ability to track multiple and competing priorities. Excellent communications skills, both verbal and written and a positive attitude are a must. Special events business requires flexibility to assist in other areas as needed. Some weekend work necessary. Minimum of four years experience in similar position required. Interested applicants should send a cover letter and resume no later than June 20, 2006, to:

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Deadline: June 20, 2006. No telephone calls, please. EOE.

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www.nvtredcross.org Red Cross chapters help people prevent, prepare for and respond to emergencies. Here is your opportunity to use your sales and marketing experience to help make Northern Vermont a better & safer place.

Immediate Openings Purchasing/Scheduling Clerk needed for full-time permanent position. Some prior experience is required. Contact: Sara Mann

Position Description: Responsible for generating new revenue and growth in revenue producing areas across the organization, including Community Preparedness Education programs, sponsorship sales for mission-related events and other ancillary income streams such as the sale of disaster kits and other materials and services. Grant-writing skills and experience will be a plus. This position will also represent the American Red Cross at trade association meetings and events, deliver sales presentations and meet with key clients to assist the Community Preparedness Education Department with maintaining relationships and negotiating and closing sales. Full-time with benefits. EOE.

Night Shift Machine Operators needed for entry-level, full-time temporary (seasonal) positions. Prior experience a plus. Contact: John Weishaar. Stop by to complete an application or send resume to: employment@lakechamplainchocolates.com. Please specify which position you are interested in.

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Administrative Assistant Help Vermont’s end-to-end ski trail grow and thrive! The Catamount Trail Association (CTA) is looking for an organized and dynamic person to support our office. Responsibilities include bookkeeping, correspondence and mail coordination, member relations, event and project assistance and general office help. Relaxed professional atmosphere, sixteen hours a week to start, pay commensurate with experience. A passion for skiing is desirable, but not necessary. Send resume and letter of interest to: Administrative Coordinator Search Catamount Trail Association 1 Main St. Rm 308A Burlington, VT 05401 Or email: info@catamounttrail.org

Full-time position providing administrative support to mental health and substance abuse crisis programs in a community mental health agency. Primary duties include file management, word processing, data tracking and record auditing. Must have strong computer and communication skills and be very organized and detail-oriented. Some client contact. Interest in human services a plus. HS diploma and three years in office setting required. Send resume by June 23 to: Sheryl Bellman Director of Crisis Services HCHS 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 802-865-6103 802-865-6117 fax

Deadline is June 20, 2006. www.catamounttrail.org No phone calls, please.

Burlington Provide administrative support primarily to Operations Manager with classroom and Burlington equipment preparations and other office operations needs. Some occasional reception assignments as needed. Associate’s degree in relevant field or equivalent combination of education and experience. Excellent writing, verbal communication and computing skills. Experience with coordinating events, classroom set-up, and media, computing, or projection support desirable. A flexible 37.5 hour weekly schedule, generally 2 pm - 10 pm Monday through Friday. APPLY TO: ELMER KIMBALL CCV, 119 PEARL STREET, BURLINGTON, VT 05401 CCV IS EOE/ADA COMPLIANT. APPLICANTS NEEDING SPECIAL ACCOMMODATIONS SHOULD CONTACT

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Office Manager, FT Provide administrative support for fast-paced, multi-service agency location; requires ability to relate to adolescents and professional staff, handle multifunction phone system and office equipment, perform clerical duties including data entry, maintain calm and humor in a busy environment. Previous related experience required. BA plus experience with adolescents preferred.

Central Vermont Community Land Trust, with offices in Barre, is an innovative affordable housing nonprofit. We seek a motivated, experienced candidate to fill a challenging management level position. The Director of Homeownership Programs manages a staff of six, oversees the homebuyer education program, Homeland grant program and revolving loan fund. This is a full-time, salaried position with supervisory responsibilities. Salary: $38-40,000. DOE with excellent benefit package, and great work environment. Send resume, cover letter and list of references to: CVCLT 107 N. Main St. Barre, VT 05641 or email: jhyslop@cvclt.org.

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This is a FT split position with duties serving in agency Administration and in the Domestic Abuse Education Project. Both portions of the position require strong administrative, organizational and computer skills, including word processing and data management. Associate’s degree and minimum of two years related experience required; BA preferred; human resources benefits experience required.

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Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc. Become a Part of Our Exceptional Team!

“JOB OPPORTUNITIES” ACCESS Clinician to join dynamic team providing on-call crisis intervention,& a variety of clinical modalities of clinical work w/ children & families.No overnight or weekend shifts. Experience in crisis intervention, conflict resolution & behavior management required. Ability & desire to collaborate w/ multiple resources a must. Master’s degree required. FT w/ benefits. CRT Clinician(s) (2 FT w/Benefits) - Provide clinical and case management services for individuals,groups,and families in support of recovery from the impact of symptoms of psychiatric disabilities. Flexible and supportive team-oriented work environment guided by recovery values and that supports innovative practices and professional development. Master’s degree in human service field, own transportation and valid driving license required. Therapeutic Outreach Clinician to work intensively in home, community & schools w/children & adolescents who experience emotional & behavioral challenges, & their families. Expertise in individual & group therapeutic interventions, family therapy, behavior management & conflict resolution. Must have knowledge of crisis intervention. Master’s degree preferred. Full-time position w/ benefits. For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC visit www.csac-vt.org.

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To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Mail: Send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05753 • In person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC office: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, Middlebury,VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751, ext. 425.

Vermont’s largest provider of non-medical services and home care for seniors is seeking to fill the following two positions. Please send resume, cover letter and salary requirements to: patrice.thabault@homeinstead.com STAFF COORDINATOR We are seeking an organized and outgoing person to coordinate the staffing of our client’s schedules. Interaction with our CAREGivers and clients requires exceptional communication and organization skills. Candidate needs to enjoy working in a fast-paced, teamoriented environment. Scheduling/staffing experience preferred. This job is a full-time position, Monday Friday, some weekends. WEEKEND SERVICE SUPERVISOR We are seeking an individual to oversee our weeknight and weekend on-call operations. Responsibilities include client and CAREGiver schedule management as well as maintaining on-call status for all aspects of our business. Reliability, excellent communication skills and a strong desire to serve our senior population a must! Evening on-call starts at 6 p.m. Weekend coverage is 24 hours. Most work can be done from home.


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EMPLOYMENT ALBURG COMMUNITY EDUCATION CENTER Middle School Language Arts Teacher Alburg Community Education Center has an opening in middle level Language Arts. This is a full-time position. To be considered, application must include a current resume, three letters of reference, transcripts, and MUST include proof of appropriate licensure. Please contact: Office of Administration 5038 US Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474 EOE

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Middle School Science Teacher MASTER AND OR 5 YEARS EXPERICANCE REQUIRED, OWN TOOLS, COMPUTER DIAGNOSIC SKILLS, EXHAUST PIPE BENDING AND WELDING SKILLS HELPFUL. We are a busy and growing repair shop that has been in business for 16 years. We work Monday thru Friday only 7:30 am until 4:30 pm. The shop is set up for extreme efficiency, kept clean, organized and is heated comfortably in the winter and air-conditioned in the summer. We service all makes and models.

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Alburg Community Education Center is a K-8 school located in the Champlain Islands. We have a fulltime position beginning August 2006 for a middle level science teacher. Qualifications include: ability to relate well with middle level students, colleagues and parents. Candidate must have proper middle level certification. Send current resume, transcripts, proof of proper licensure and three letters of reference. Please contact: Office of Administration 5038 US Route 2, North Hero, VT 05474 EOE

NICU Family Support Specialist 20 hours/week

Our full-service commercial real estate firm is seeking an enthusiastic, motivated & detail-oriented individual to become an important member of our accounting team.

The successful candidate will be exceptionally organized, work independently, manage and prioritize multiple projects, have excellent project follow-through, maintain a positive attitude, be a team player, and communicate effectively within all levels of the company. A strong knowledge of Microsoft Office & QuickBooks is necessary.

ALBURG COMMUNITY EDUCATION CENTER

QA Manager

ISO 9000, corrective action, process improvement, an integral part of Management Team. Must have Production Environment experience. Engineering degree a plus.

Operations Manager

Process improvement, materials technical production. An integral part of Management Team. Must have production leadership experience. Engineering degree a plus. Email or mail your cover letter and resume to:

SB Electronics 131 Main Street, Barre, VT 05641

210 College Street, Ste 201 Burlington, VT 05401 mandrews@redstonevt.com www.redstonevt.com

Develop and implement informational, emotionally supportive, and inspirational programs to parents of Vermont Children‘s Hospital Neonatal Intensive Care (NICU) babies and to NICU staff within the NICU setting. Identify areas of program needs for the purpose of developing and implementing programs responsive to those needs. This is accomplished through researching the NICU setting, developing supportive relationships with NICU families and staff, and collaboration with chapter and NICU staff. Requirements: Master’s degree in Social Work, Education, or Public Health-related field; or license to practice as a registered neonatal nurse. This program is a collaboration between the Vermont Children’s Hospital and Vermont Chapter of the March of Dimes. Please send resume to:

srhynard@marchofdimes.com.

lizt@sbelectronics.com

Applications by mail or email only. No phone calls. SB Electronics is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

EOE

Sales

We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

Facilities Coordinator

Accounting Manager

Do you have MacGyver-like abilities to create workspaces from recycled wood planks or hang advertising banners using magnets and plexiglass? City Market is looking for a full-time Facilities Coordinator responsible for on-site maintenance and repairs including ensuring all work premises are clean, ensuring that store equipment and systems are in good working order, coordinating waste disposal, ordering related supplies, and maintaining parking lot safety. Must have a minimum of 5 yrs related experience; trade education preferred. Must have knowledge of maintenance, equipment repair, building materials, and cleaning procedures, be able to manage multiple projects simultaneously, have clear and positive communication skills, be able to work a flexible schedule, and be a team player.

City Market is looking for a full-time Accounting Manager to supervise and train finance staff, prepare and maintain payroll and tax records, prepare and post daily g/l entries, prepare month-end financials including g/l analysis, and maintain procedure manuals. Must have a Bachelor’s degree in Accounting and at least two years’ experience in staff supervision, payroll admin, and financial stmt preparation. Experience with Unitime, ABRA, Crystal, and MAS 500 preferred. Candidates must have a thorough knowledge of wage and hour law and general employment law, be proficient in Excel, be highly skilled in communication, maintain a high degree of confidentiality, and be a team player.

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time-off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! EOE Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:

CITY MAR KET–HR 82 S. Wi no o sk i Ave ., Sui te 2 Bu r li ng ton, VT 05401 Jobs@ci t ym ar ke t.c o op

JOIN THE REVOLUTION! Bring your drive and entrepreneurial spirit to Verizon Information Services. We're transforming communication services into powerful new tools that bring buyers and sellers together like never before. You know us as SuperPages, but there is so much more to our story. Ready to add to it? Then join us - and discover sales potential only we can offer. SENIOR ADVERTISING ACCOUNT REP – (TELEPHONE SALES)

Candidate will sell print and online directory advertising to business customers. This position may include approximately 20% outside sales. Requires 1-2 years’ commissioned sales experience and PC proficiency. Salary and commission targeted at $70K (uncapped commission). With the SuperPages print and online resources and technologies, your dream and our goals converge. Join the best of the best. Promotion-from-within, progressive benefits and growth potential are just a few of our attributes. Now we’re interested in hearing yours.

Positions in Burlington, VT

Submit your resume and explore the career opportunities at: www.Verizon.com/superpagesjobs or fax: (866) 255-4234. Onion River Co-op

Verizon is an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer supporting workforce diversity. M/F/D/V.

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time-off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! EOE Fill out an application at Customer Service, print one out online at www.citymarket.coop or send your resume via email or snail-mail to:

CITY MAR KET–HR 82 S. Wi no o sk i Ave ., Sui te 2 Bu r li ng ton, VT 05401 Jobs@ci t ym ar ke t.c o op

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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Cook/Chef

Full-time, Breakfast/Lunch. Please apply at: Libbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Diner, 46 Highpoint Center (Exit 16 off I-89), Colchester, VT 05446 â&#x20AC;˘ 802-655-0343

Full-time Technician & Full-time Assistant needed in a busy, five doctor, small animal hospital. Fast-paced, friendly environment and staff looking for reliable, hard-working individual(s). Benefits to include: paid vacation, discounted services on pets, health insurance, uniforms, and continuing education compensation. Position(s) available immediately. Please send or fax resume: Attn: Courtney River Cove Animal Hospital 7 River Cove Road, Williston, VT 05495 or fax: 802-879-6373.

Lamoille Community Health Services FRONT OFFICE COORDINATOR ( Johnson State College Health Clinic) â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Supports and coordinates the day-to-day operations of the collegeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s health clinic. One year medical office receptionist experience preferred. High school diploma required with basic computer proficiency & knowledge of medical terminology. 36 hours a week during collegeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s academic year but reduced summer hours make this position ideal for parents with young children. RN/LPN or MEDICAL ASSISTANT â&#x20AC;&#x201C; Stowe Family Practice is looking for a full-time Office Nurse (RN, LPN, or Medical Assistant). Our practice is fast-paced and requires staff to multitask. This position requires a high school diploma and VT licensure as a RN or LPN or graduation from an Accredited Medical Assisting School. Prior medical office clinical experience preferred. Send resumes to: Human Resources, Copley Professional Services Group, 528 Washington Highway, Morrisville, VT 05661

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VCIL is an equal opportunity employer. We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of persons with disabilities.

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Sue Williams Freedom Fund Specialist Vermont Center for Independent Living is seeking a fulltime candidate for the Sue Williams Freedom Fund Specialist in Shelburne. The candidate must have the ability to manage multiple priorities, with excellent oral and written communication skills. Strong researching skills and the ability to work independently are a must. Familiarity with community services and computer experience necessary. Salary range: $23,500-$24,000 per year. Qualified candidates should send cover letter and resume by June 30, 2006, to: VCIL Attn: Sarah Wendell 11 East State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602

A career. A contribution. A community.

VCIL is an EOE/affirmative action employer. We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of persons with disabilities.

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t Fletcher Allen Health Care every job makes a difference every day - both in our community and in the lives of the people who work here. Job satisfaction, career growth, and excellent benefits are just a few of the reasons why we are the premier health care employer in Vermont.

MARKETING COORDINATOR Fletcher Allen Health Care seeks an energetic team player to support the marketing and advertising efforts of the stateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s academic health center. The marketing coordinator will develop and implement marketing plans, produce a variety of marketing communications materials and help evaluate the effectiveness of marketing efforts. The ideal candidate will have excellent interpersonal skills, along with strong writing, organizational and computer skills. Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Degree in marketing, communications or a related field required. Minimum of 2-4 years of related experience in services marketing, preferably in a complex health environment. Posting # 06-628.

www.FletcherAllen.org

Environmental Health Programs Coordinator Association of Vermont Recyclers: non-profit for waste reduction and environmental health. AVR seeks a dynamic, organized! person to manage statewide environmental health initiatives in schools and communities. The ideal candidate has passion for environmental health issues and possesses talent in leadership, program oversight, coalition building, visioning, budgets, marketing/design, curriculum development, empowering teens and adults; plus knowledge of hazardous waste and sustainable living; computer savvy; strong interpersonal, verbal and written communication; min. 2 years program management experience in Community Development, Public Health, Education, Environmental Studies, or related field. FTE position $31,000. Hiring now. Please mail cover letter and resume to: Karin McNeill, AVR, Re: Env. Health Position P.O. Box 428, Plainfield, VT 05667

IndIvIdual assIstant Essex High School Part-time position available to work with a student with intensive special needs during our extended school year program. Qualified candidates must have good computer skills in order to use a Dynavox. Minimum of an Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree or equivalent education also required. Nursing training or background desirable. Personal care assistance needed to support students. Position pays $15/hour for 20 hours/week for the six-week summer program. For more information and application requirements, please visit our website at: www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (Click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically on schoolspring.com. EOE

Staff Accountant/Bookkeeper

LOVE KIDS? LOVE ANIMALS? Then youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll love this summer job! Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re looking for a Head Counselor and a few assistant counselors for Camp Paw Paw, our humane education camp for kids ages 9-12. Six one-week half-day sessions begin Monday, July 10th. Availability for all sessions preferred. Generous stipend offered. Please send a cover letter and resume or completed application to:

HSCC - Camp Paw Paw 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, VT 05403 bestfriends@chittendenhumane.org Fletcher Allen Health Care offers a comprehensive benefit package and competitive salaries. To apply use our on-line resume builder at www.FletcherAllen.org. Please list posting number when applying. EOE

Hand Surgery Associates 43 Timber Lane So. Burlington, VT 05403

For detailed job descriptions or to download an application, log on to www.chittendenhumane.org!

Looking for an opportunity to be an essential, valued member of the team? Our firm is seeking a staff member with 1-3 years accounting experience to assist our clients with their bookkeeping needs and to provide internal company accounting support to the business manager. Tax experience a plus! Qualified candidates must be self-motivated, with strong analytical and communication skills. Knowledge of QuickBooks and Microsoft Suite essential. We provide a competitive salary, comprehensive benefits, a friendly, supportive office environment as well as unlimited opportunity for advancement with an emphasis on career development and training. Forward your resume with salary requirements to:

Lauren Hummel The Darcy Group, Ltd. P.O. Box 1542 Burlington, VT 05402 Fax: (802) 864-6068 ldh@darcygroupcpa.com


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EMPLOYMENT Assistant Golf Shop Manager

STORE MANAGER Do you love fashion, sales and working with fun and friendly customers? Clay’s, a contemporary Need woman’s clothing store, catering to women 30 to to place an ad? 60, is looking for a store manager. Call Michelle

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PT CAKE DECORATOR/ BAKER Needed for our busy Shelburne bakery. Please stop by our store on Route 7 for an application or call 985-2000 for more information.

Golf shop experience & college degree preferred. Knowledge of golf products required. Full- & part-time. Send resume to: 11 Center Street, Burlington, VT 05401. Call 802-862-5034 or email kgolfshop@aol.com.

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Shaken Baby Syndrome Prevention Manager/Trainer

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Prevent Child Abuse Vermont seeks a full-time Shaken Baby Syndrome Prevention Manager/Trainer for 6 north/ central Vermont counties. We’re looking for an experienced trainer with excellent oral/written communication skills; ability to work well with parents, health and human services place providers an ad?and educators. Excellent organizational and skills a must. Reliable transportation required. Callcomputer Michelle Brown RN preferred. Position is based in Montpelier.

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SEARCH • PO Box 829 Montpelier, VT 05601-0829

The Center is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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The St. Albans Messenger seeks an ambitious, self-motivated reporter to cover all aspects of Franklin County life. Join an award-winning staff in its efforts to produce a newspaper responsive to the needs of a dynamic and growing community. Position requires experience in community journalism. Journalism or communications degree preferred. lApplicants e should @ have s proven e record v e n clear, d of writing concise, and in-depth reports that illuminate the issues. This full-time position requires a team player. Benefits: health insurance, 401k, paid vacation, fitness and ski area passes. Visit www.samessenger.com.

AFTER-SCHOOL SITE DIRECTORS The Colchester Parks & Recreation Department is seeking

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Lunch and dinner shifts. Experience in fast-paced, high volume preferred. Must be available from May through October. On & off-site housing available. For more information, please contact Basin Harbor Club Human Resources at: 4800 Basin Harbor Road, Vergennes, VT 05491 employment@basinharbor.com 802-475-7846 • 802-475-6547 (fax) Apply online at: www.basinharborjobs.com.

Basin Harbor Club is an equal opportunity employer.

SMALL ANIMAL HEALTH TECHNICIANS

20 Main St. Vergennes, VT 05491

Two full-time positions, one surgical technician, and one appointment technician. Candidates must be energetic, motivated, creative and able to complement the staff of five full-time technicians. We would prefer veterinary technical certification, education in the field or a minimum of one year experience in a veterinary hospital setting. Questions about the position are welcomed. Contact Tammy Lavalette at 802-877-3371, M-F between the hours of 8 am & 4 pm. Send cover letter and resume to: Tammy Lavalette, Office Manager Vergennes Animal Hospital 20 Main Street Vergennes, VT 05491 or if you prefer, fax to 802-877-6259 or email: verah@adelphia.net

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AFTER SCHOOL SITE ASSISTANTS The Colchester Parks & Recreation Department is seeking fun, energetic and responsible individuals to work with school-age children for the 2006-2007 school year. 15 25 hours/week. Call 655-0822 for more information or an application.

The VT International Film Festival is seeking:

Bakery Manager – Middlebury We are seeking a full-time bakery manager to lead our Marble Works wholesale, production bakery. The ideal candidate will be an experienced leader/manager interested in supporting an exceptional team of bakers and have a passion for creating good food that gives both joy and health. If you have at least 3 years of bakery experience in a supervisory and/or management capacity, a positive attitude, creative ideas, analytical skills, and exceptional communication and organizational abilities, we would love to talk with you. Competitive pay and comprehensive benefit package available. If interested, please send us your resume, cover letter and 3 references to: American Flatbread Company 129 Maple Street, 29F, Middlebury, VT 05753 or email us at: Fran@americanflatbread.com www.americanflatbread.com EOE

Festival Coordinator — highly energetic, organized person, flexible schedule, events-planning experience, graphic and website management, interest in films a plus. Office Administrator — organized individual must have clerical/computer skills to assist executive director with all areas of office management from correspondence and grant proposals to volunteer supervision and box office/ticket sales responsibilities. Both positions work with the Executive Director and Board committees. Nonprofit org. Salaries commensurate with experience. Full-time positions beginning July 15 or Aug. 1 until end of festival (festival dates October 11-15). Send resumes ASAP to:

bmcgrew@aol.com


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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT DIRECTOR of RELIGIOUS EDUCATION Champlain Valley Unitarian Universalist Society

Seeking a Religious Education leader, 20 hrs./wk. Responsible for implementing Sunday children’s programs. Duties include: program planning; collaborating with families, teachers, minister, RE committee; recruiting and supporting teachers; managing enrollment and materials. Must have experience with children, familiarity with Unitarian Universalism, and speaking skills. Starts immediately. Job open until filled.

ELECTRONICS ASSEMBLER Ascension Technology Corporation, located in Milton, Vermont seeks an experienced full-time Electronics Assembler to support our manufacturing staff.

With an aggressive expansion program slated for the next several years come incredible career opportunities for top performers. We are opening 2 new restaurants this summer and are looking for:

Responsibilities include: electronics assembly, strong soldering skills and the ability to work under microscopes with extremely small gauge wire. Fine pitch SMT experience helpful.

• ASSISTANT MANAGERS • KITCHEN MANAGERS • MANAGING PARTNERS Fax resume to: 802-862-1199 or email: tasok@verizon.net

Send resume and letter of interest by June 19 to:

CVUUS Search Committee POB 857, Middlebury, VT 05653 or email: office@cvuus.org

Please email resume to: gwalz@ascension-tech.com

BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST AUTISM/EARLY INTERVENTION Seeking individuals experienced in working with young (birth3 years) children on the Autism Spectrum. Successful candidates will have formal education in early childhood development, experience working with young children and be family-centered. BA required. Experience and training in autism, the floor time approach, RDI, DTL, and/or ABA preferred. Position is part-time with potential for full-time for the right person.

Feed Your Body...

ADULT OUTPATIENT CLINICIAN

RESPITE PROVIDER Support team seeking single man or couple without children to share their Franklin County home with a man the first two weekends of every month, Friday morning through Monday morning. Candidate will work closely with Services Coordinator and other team members to support this individual. If you would like to make a difference in someone’s life, this is the job for you. Please call Gordon at 802-524-0574 ext. 225.

Feed Your soul

Immediate opening for a Master’s level licensed clinician to work as part of our dynamic outpatient department team. We are seeking a person skilled in providing group therapy, individual intake assessments and evaluations, and psychoeducation to adults. We offer a competitive salary and benefits. Please submit resume to:

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Rutland Mental Health Services, EOE Human Resources PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702

Café Wanderlust & Heineberg Cafe

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. E.O.E.

Call Kathy at 658-3585

Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.

www.champlainseniorcenter.org

Frog Hollow Craft Center Seasonal American Food Celebrating the Farms of the Northeast

GALLERY MANAGER – BURLINGTON

BAR MANAGER

Frog Hollow is looking for an energetic, business-minded individual to fill the manager position in the Burlington Gallery. Strong customer service, leadership, communication, budget, and computer skills a must. Please email your resume with references and cover letter to:

The Windjammer Restaurant and Upper Deck Pub is seeking a Bar Manager to supervise a staff of servers and bartenders. 3 years of hospitality experience is desired and the ability to work a flexible schedule is required. We offer a competitive benefits package that includes medical/dental insurance, 401K, life/ disability insurance and paid time off. Interested candidates should submit their resume to:

Line Cook & Dishwasher Now interviewing multitaskers with experience and good references. Passion for high-quality food and wine in an inclusive work environment desired. Accepting resumes in person at:

The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Fax: 802-651-0640 Email: Selena@windjammergroup.com

92 Stowe Street, Waterbury or by email: henofthewood@verizon.net

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PRINTING SALES REPRESENTATIVE Expanding commercial sheet fed shop in central Vermont area, specializing in quality multi-color work, is looking for experienced printing sales professional with established following. Applicant must be knowledgeable in electronic pre-press and quality fullcolor sales experience. A chance to grow your career with an established and growing company. Base salary and commissions. Fax resume and salary history to:

To place employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 PARTan -TIME INSTRUCTORS needed for Advertising course in Burlington, Friday, 11:45 am – 2:45 pm, Sep 8 – Dec 15. Resumes also accepted for business management, marketing, and accounting subject areas. Master’s degree required. Send resume by July 14 to:

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EMPLOYMENT

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD10552 Farm-to-School Parent Coord Edmunds Elementary SVD9585 Site Coord, Burl After-School

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD

South Burlington High School SVD10677 Admin Dean 06/07 Sch Yr

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU SVD10275 SPED Administrator

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

SVD9209 Coord of Employ,Trans & Related Stu Richford Jr-Sr High School SVD10138 Asst Principal (Antic)

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

SVD9846 Dir of Curr, Assess & Prof. Dev.

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS

SVD9082 Asst, Burl After-School SVD9972 Child Care Lead Instr SVD9716 Driver SVD10425 Para, Learning Center Burlington High School SVD10293 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE SVD9081 JV Cross Country Coach SVD10380 School Nurse, 0.2 FTE H.O. Wheeler SVD10544 2nd Grade Teacher Champlain Elementary SVD9199 SPED, Literacy Specialist Edmunds Middle School SVD10104 Para-educator SVD10197 SPED Hunt Middle School SVD9019 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE SVD10615 Music Tchr, 1/2 Yr J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD10457 SPED, Title I, Reading Recov Burlington Technical Center SVD10667 Para, Culinary Asst

COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD10054 Engl Lang Learner Tchr 50% FTE Colchester Middle School SVD10391 Science Tchr (Antic) SVD9628 Computer Lab Monitor Colchester High School SVD9624 Business Ed Tchr 40% FTE SVD10060 Dance Team Coach SVD10390 Science Tchr 1 Yr Only SVD10057 V. Boys X-Country Running Coach SVD10058 V. Girls Basketball Coach SVD10059 V. Girls Hockey Coach

SOUTH BURLINGTON SD

SVD5603 Sub Food Svcs Workers South Burlington High School SVD10139 SPED 06/07 Sch Yr, 1.0 FTE SVD10137 Evening Custodian SVD10263 Para Level II - Behavior Interv SVD10679 Spanish Tchr .20 FTE SVD10406 Speech/Lang Path Asst (SLPA)

F H Tuttle Middle School SVD10136 Enrich Ctr Spec 06/07 Sch Yr SVD9401 Library Asst 06/07 Sch Yr SVD9576 Paraeducator Level I SVD10683 Spanish Tchr .40 FTE Chamberlin School SVD9952 Para Level I 06/07 Sch Yr

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SVD10295 Early Child SPED Tchr, 0.80 FTE SVD10140 General Music Tchr, 1.3 FTE SVD9544 Speech/Lang Path Middlebury Union Middle School SVD10271 Latin I Tchr, 0.2 FTE SVD10272 Paras (Team or Indiv Assts) Middlebury High School SVD9809 Admin Asst to the Principal SVD9979 Intens Needs Summer Prog Paras Mary Hogan School SVD10438 Summer EEE Para Ripton Elementary School SVD10515 Classroom Paraprofessional Weybridge Elementary School SVD10336 Art Tchr, 0.20 FTE SVD10335 Math Tchr, 0.40 FTE SVD9543 Speech/Lang Path K-6

ADDISON NORTHEAST SU

SVD2980 Sub Tchrs & Assts Beeman Elementary School SVD10613 SPED LT Sub, 0.80 FTE SVD10611 Education Assts Mt Abraham Union High School SVD10386 Educational Technologist Bristol Elementary School SVD9685 Speech/Lang Path, 0.40 FTE SVD10529 School Nurse, 0.80 FTE SVD10536 Educational Assts Central Office SVD10437 Secretary/Receptionist

FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU

Fairfield Center School SVD9568 Lang Arts Grade 7/8 SVD8680 Tchr of the Deaf St. Albans City School SVD9752 Speech/Lang Path, 0.6 FTE SVD10451 Grade 5 Tchr (Middle Level Cert) SVD10364 Consulting Tchr SVD10363 ESL Tchr, 0.50 FTE SVD9514 School Nurse/Assoc. Nurse SVD9516 Spec Educator (Elem Level) St. Albans Town School SVD10260 Gr 5 Math Tchr SVD10569 Gr 7 Science Tchr, 1 Yr (Antic) SVD10259 Gr 8 Social Studies SVD9632 Spec Educator B.F.A. St. Albans SVD10634 Chemistry/Physics Tchr (Antic) SVD10687 English Tchr SVD10500 German Tchr (LT Sub - 1st Trimester) SVD10501 Latin Tchr (LT Sub - 1st Trimester) SVD9822 Para-Educator SVD10439 Admin Asst Early Child Progs SVD10290 Dir Early Child Advis Council SVD10485 Early Child Spec Educator SVD6738 Sub Tchr, Early Child Progs

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Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD10619 1-on-1 Paraprofessional SVD10618 Speech/Lang Path Asst SVD10620 Student Support Ctr Para

SVD4782 Sub Tchr Fletcher Elementary SVD9797 Music Tchr, 0.2 FTE (1 day/wk)

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD9870 Half Time SPED Tchr SVD10385 Information Tech Dir Springfield High School SVD10331 Half Time Science Tchr SVD10384 Science Tchr Park Street School SVD9420 Elem Music Tchr River Valley Technical Center SVD7681 Adult Ed Instrs SVD9977 Carpentry Instr SVD9379 Manufacturing Instr, 0.5 FTE

CHITTENDEN EAST SU

Brewster Pierce Memorial School SVD9558 Elem Librarian, 0.6 FTE SVD9559 Pre-School/Early Child Tchr Browns River Middle School SVD10563 Head Cook SVD10557 Head of Maintenance/Grounds Camelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hump Middle School SVD10635 Speech/Lang Path Mt Mansfield Union High School SVD9876 Math Tchr, 0.4 FTE SVD10630 English Tchr, 0.80 FTE SVD10573 Latin I Tchr, 20% FTE SVD10574 Health & Phys Ed Tchr, 40% FTE SVD10597 Custodian/Maintenance Richmond Elementary School SVD10550 Asst Secretary SVD10216 Preschool Tchr Underhill ID Elementary SVD9767 Art Tchr, 0.3 FTE SVD10530 Paraprofessional SVD9688 Elem Foreign Lang Tchr, 0.90 FTE SVD10586 SPED Admin Asst

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU

SVD10661 Spec Educator - Behavior Spec SVD5360 Sub Positions Essex High School SVD9857 Admin Asst - Guid Office SVD9919 Design & Tech Ed. Tchr/Para SVD10169 Health Tchr SVD10350 Individual Asst SVD10633 Individual Asst SVD10652 Library Technical Asst SVD10348 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD10690 Para, Alt Ed & Spec Ed SVD9584 Spanish Tchr SVD10662 Tutor - Summer School Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD10398 Mainstream TA/Social Support Coord SVD9902 School Nurse Thomas Fleming Elementary School SVD10551 Mainstream Teaching Asst Summit Street Elementary School SVD10487 Art Tchr (LT Sub) SVD9851 Mainstream Teaching Asst Hiawatha Elementary School SVD9852 Mainstream Teaching Assts SVD9997 Preschool Teaching Asst Westford Elementary School SVD10653 Early Child Spec Educator SVD10660 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD10475 School Couns Center for Technology, Essex SVD10005 Building Tech Instr Aide SVD10065 Building Tech Tchr

SVD10007 Business Academy Instr Aide SVD8586 Comp Systems Tech Tching Asst SVD10637 Fine Arts Tchr SVD10638 Fine Arts Tchr SVD9901 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD10008 Natural Resources Instr Aide SVD10004 Pre-Tech Instr Aide Essex Junction Recreation and Parks SVD9996 Licensed Child Site Coord SVD10454 Admin Secretary/Receptionist Early Essential Education SVD9590 Interventionist

FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU

SVD10659 Admin Secretary (Antic) SVD9871 Reading Coaches (Antic) SVD9815 Early Ed Spec Educator SVD9208 School Psychologist SVD9210 Technology Coord Berkshire Elementary School SVD10283 Guid Couns Enosburg Elementary School SVD10453 Spec Educator Enosburg Falls Middle/High School SVD10051 MS English Tchr (Antic) SVD9285 SPED Para-educators SVD9939 SPED Tchr Cold Hollow Career Center SVD9280 Allied Health Tchr SVD9279 Construction Trades Tchr Richford Jr-Sr High School SVD9292 Math Tchr SVD10287 Phys Ed Tchr SVD9697 Science Tchr SVD9696 SPED Tchr

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU

SVD10527 Employ Benefits Admin/Coord SVD10244 PT Occupat Therapist (OTR) SVD10342 Student Assist Prog (SAP) Couns Williston School District SVD9904 Health Office Asst/Nurse SVD10276 School Nurse SVD10696 Spec Educator Charlotte Central School SVD9522 Grade 3 Tchr SVD9523 Grade 5 Tchr Shelburne Community School SVD9689 Alpha Team Middle Level Tchr (Gr 6-8) SVD9549 One-On-One Paraprofessional SVD9529 Paraprofessional SVD9550 Team Para-educator Champlain Valley Union High School SVD10604 Custodial Night Supervisor SVD10061 Food Service Position

RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD8576 Para-educator Northeast Primary SVD10299 SPED Rutland Middle School SVD9673 Guid Couns Rutland High School SVD10623 Earth Science Tchr SVD10009 Mathematics Rutland Middle/High School SVD8574 Speech/Lang Path Northeast /Northwest Primary SVD9672 Speech/Lang Path


42B | june 14-21, 2006 | SEVEN DAYS | employment@sevendaysvt.com

7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Burlington Health and Rehabilitation Center is currently seeking applicants for the following positions:

BARTENDING SCHOOL

• Permanent Part-time Dietary Assistant

• Hands-on Training • National Certification

• Part-time Dietary Supervisor (evening hours, full-time potential)

• Job Assistance

Apply in person or call: 802-658-4200

1-888-4drinks

Burlington Health and Rehab Center 300 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401

HAIRSTYLISTS Introducing Kathy Miller as a new member of our Management team.

Looking for aggressive, full- or part-time, friendly, & motivated stylists. Benefits include all equipment, supplies, health insurance, vacation, and more. Please contact Kathy at:

SMartStyle Salon, 802-288-9915

PAGING ALL VOLUNTEERS! Here’s your chance to go behind the lines at the city’s second annual celebration of the written word. This year’s festival takes place 9/15-17 and volunteers are needed for a variety of duties on all three days. To earn your place in literary history, contact:

RETURN HOUSE - A Re-entry/Transitional Living Program for Young Men Returning from Jail (a program of the Washington County Youth Service Bureau/B&GC)

TRANSITION COUNSELOR WITH RETURN HOUSE Transition counselors provide comprehensive case management for approximately 3-6 clients at a time, some of whom will be in jail, in the program, or have transitioned out of the program. The position is based in Barre and requires overnight hours. Interested persons should be well organized, passionate about working with young men making the transition to the community from incarceration, and should demonstrate a history of reliability and dependability. Transition counselors must be willing to work in a dynamic, self-reflective team, present consistent information to clients, demonstrate excellent boundaries, and role-model respectful, nonviolent relationships based on equal respect for all persons. An ability to collaborate professionally with the Department of Corrections staff is a must!! Ample training provided. The Transition Counselor is a full-time, benefited position. Return House also has part-time (14-18 hrs/ week) positions that include overnight hours. Responsibilities and desired background are similar to Transition Counselor position. If you are interested, please let Andre Souligny know in writing by June 21, 2006. Mail to:

Return House Washington County Youth Service PO Box 627/38 Elm St., Montpelier, VT 05602 EOE

Rick Kisonak Festival Director PO Box 68 Williston, VT 05495 658-3328

Three days of authorized activity

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Wanted:

Lifeguards and Swim Instructors

The Boys & Girls Club of Burlington is looking for lifeguards and swim instructors for our 2006 summer program. Seasonal part-time positions are available. Send resume to: Shannon Dixon Boys & Girls Club, 62 Oak Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or email: sdixon@bandgclub.org. EOE.

3ALES #ONSULTANT We are looking for outstanding part-time sales consultants to join our team. If you have an outgoing personality, sales experience and love fine jewelry, come and apply with us at: AfterMidnight Jewelers University Mall S. Burlington, VT 05403 802-862-3608 • after_midnight@verizon.net

Pave the Road to Your Future with Pike Industries! Pike Industries is the leading producer of quality construction aggregates and bituminous hot mix in Northern New England. Pike Industries is growing and is on the lookout for good employees to add to our already outstanding workforce. If you are interested in any of these positions, please submit your application today! Salesperson/Estimator Have you been looking for a new challenge in your current sales position? If you answered yes, Pike Industries is accepting applications for a Salesperson/Estimator who will take responsibility for the sales and marketing of all our materials and construction projects and assist with Agency of Transportation job estimating. This position is based in our regional office in Barre, VT. The right candidate will have sales experience and a construction background with excellent customer service skills consistently representing Pike in the most professional manner at all times. Truck Drivers We are seeking qualified and safety-minded truck drivers to haul hot mix and/or aggregate material to and from various locations. The right candidate will be flexible, willing to help out where needed, and be willing to travel. You must possess a minimum of a CDL class B license. Traffic Control Personnel We have positions available for Traffic Control Personnel who don’t mind working hard in hot weather. Duties include traffic control, laboring and to assist with daily operations as needed. Must be very safety conscious and be extremely courteous. Previous experience is preferred but not necessary and you must have a valid driver’s license. Equipment Operators We have several positions available throughout the state for experienced Equipment Operators who have great operating skills, can run a variety of equipment, have the ability to maintain equipment, and be very safety conscious. We have roller operator, loader operator, grader operator and excavator operator opportunities available. Welding capabilities are a plus but not necessary. You must have a valid driver’s license, be willing to travel throughout the state and be willing to work hard in hot weather! Grade Foreperson We are searching for a safety-minded, motivated Grade Foreperson who is familiar with the operation and technique of road construction to oversee and lead a grade crew and oversee small projects. The successful candidate will be competent in highway and site engineering and capable of precise layout, setting up grade control systems and coordinating with grader operators. The ability to run a crew at its optimum efficiency, the ability to manage administrative duties in a timely manner, supervisory skills and strong math skills are necessary. A valid driver’s license and the willingness to travel within Vermont are essential for this position. Project Managers We are looking for organized, efficient Project Managers to provide daily control of various construction projects. Duties include but are not limited to: coordination of onsite personnel and equipment operations as well as sub-contractor activities, be excellent at supervising a large staff of employees while maintaining quality production in the safest environment, working well with state and federal agencies, various levels of Pike management, customers and subcontractors. The successful candidate will be capable of making independent decisions daily and have good documentation and communication skills. State specification knowledge and project layout skills are preferred but not necessary. Must have an Associate’s degree from a two-year college or technical school; or two to four years’ related experience and/or training; or equivalent combination of education and experience.

Pike Industries, Inc., ATTN: Human Resources Department 249 Granger Road - Berlin, Barre, VT 05641 Fax: 802-223-3175 • Email: vtemployment@pikeindustries.com No phone calls, please. We are an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer.


employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | june 14-21, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 43B

EMPLOYMENT LAMOILLE

Truck Mechanic

AMBULANCE SERVICE

The principal function of this job is repairing and maintaining our fleet of straight trucks and tractor/trailers.

Burlington operations

The position requires: seeks

EMT-Is & EMT-Bs to fill both full and part-time openings. Clean driving record, motivated and team-oriented individuals encouraged to apply. Pay will be based on level of experience. Base rate: $10.50/HR.

Call 800-639-2082.

Now hiring Full-time Line Cook.

l Please contact Michael at: 802-244-7476 fax: 802-244-7177 or email: mail@ michaelsonthehill.com.

• 2 years experience • Must be neat and detail oriented • Must have reliable transportation

Don't miss out. Opportunity doesn't knock every day you know!

Pay depends on experience. Looking for full-time or part-time. Summer or year-round employment.

Call Darren at 802-893-7200

Some tools are provided. Benefits include: paid holidays, sick and vacation time, matching 401K.

McLure Moving and Storage (802) 878-5344

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PAINTERS Requirements:

• 5 (five) years experience working on straight trucks and tractor/trailers. • A Class A CDL. • A VT Inspector’s license.

Breakfast, Lunch and Prep Cook

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with strong culinary background, interest in food.

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Apply at Mirabelles 198 Main St. Burlington, VT 05401

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Send resume to: lauraslavin@ hotmail.com or complete application in store on Washington Street in Middlebury.

Immediate Opening! Fast-paced & exciting work environment w/ growth opportunities. Grill & Fry experience preferred. Afternoon/ evening hours. ************************

Apply in person at Burlington Int’l Airport Burlington, Vermont Phone: 802-862-6410 or email: oneflightup@adelphia.net

Shelburne Bay Senior Living

MAINTENANCE

Large retirement complex interviewing for Maint. Assistant. FT noon – 8 pm. Handyman-type exp. necessary, & the ability to paint. Must be self-motivated & able to work from written instruction. Great opportunity for a semi-retired person! Benefits included. Call Gary at: 846-9296 or apply at: 185 Pine Haven Shore Rd., Shelburne

Part-time Produce position available immediately. Responsibilities include rotating, stocking, and displaying product; customer service; and receiving. Applicants must be team-oriented, hardworking, and able to lift 50 lbs.

EmploymentListings

ATTENTION NETWORKERS: Not found the right company? Looking for 3-5 key people to mentor to the top of this company. I am already at a six figure income. Serious inquiries only. 802-827-3935. CARPENTERS AND PAINTERS: Experienced with own tools, fulltime, able to work alone, subs possible. Call Steven at Polli Construction Group, 802-8659839. CHILD CARE TEACHERS- 1 year olds and infants. Seeking dedicated team player. Experience required. Benefits and competitive pay. 802-652-4848. CHURCH STREET MARKETPLACE maintenance position. Evenings and weekends thru Sept. Trash pick up, sweeping, stain removal. 40 hrs./wk., $12/hour. Refs. Call Pat, 802865-5381. CLASS ROOM TEACHERS FULLTIME, summer/year round, life guard/swim teacher full-time, summer only. 802-482-2525. COMPUTER SCANNER operator and clerical support for South Burlington law firm. Email resume to fpeet@peetlaw.com, Attention: Fred Peet.

HOT BAR CHEF (FULL-TIME) 2+ yrs. cooking experience or culinary degree. Passion for natural foods. Evenings required.

Healthy Living Produce Department:

SEVEN DAYS

7D

LINE/PREP COOK FULL-TIME

Now hiring

COVER HOME REPAIR, WRJ is looking for a dynamic and passionate self-starter to serve as Executive Director to run its award winning nonprofit home repair program and the recover Store, a thrift store for donated building materials. Position description is available at www.coverhomerepair.org. Send resume and letter by July 1 to COVER, 158 South Main Street, WRJ, VT 05001. Excellent benefits, competitive wages, and a flexible workplace in the heart of historic White River Junction, VT. Join the renaissance of WRJ and make a real difference in the quality of community in the Upper Valley. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. Make full time money with part-time hours. No experience necessary. 802-363-0229. DECORATING SALES: Full or part-time. Love to help people? Have talent for design? Retail experience? Call Tempo Furnishings, 879-2998, 9858776.

PENNY CLUSE CAFE is looking for a

COOK

Experienced and mature applicants should send resume to:

169 Cherry Street Burlington, VT 05401

DENTAL PROFESSIONALS: We are seeking a hygienist and chair side assistant with excellent clinical skills and organizational skills and a warm, engaging personality. Join our friendly and dedicated practice. Four days, excellent pay and benefits. Doctor Novak, 802-434-3700. DO YOU LOVE WORKING on computers, networking, and giving great advice?Making people laugh? Hanging out with sweet dudes? Following up with people?Paying attention to detail?Then send us a resume. info@pinecomputers.net. DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. EXPERIENCED CLASSROOM TEACHER available for private tutoring. Certifications in Science and Foreign Language, taught and tutored all subjects, M.Ed., parent, business owner. Please call 802-864-4838. FITNESS PROFESSIONALS: Looking for energetic, enthusiastic fitness trainers and group fitness instructors to work with the Wellness Program at Basin Harbor this summer. This is a fun environment and a great opportunity to grow with the program. Call Scott at 802598-4511 for more information.

FULL CHARGE BOOKKEEPER with at least three years experience needed for multicompany organization. Experience with real world software helpful. Please fax resume to 802-8628549. FUN JOB SELLING jewelry from cart on Church St., 25-30 hours. Days, evenings and weekends. End of June through Labor Day. Call Maureen at 802-453-4433. GALLERY ASSISTANT for fine art gallery in Stowe. Clerical work experience, web/graphic design skills, and knowledge of art history preferred. Email résumé to info@clarkegalleries.com. LIGHTING PHOTO in Middlebury, seeks manager of production and retail sales. Experience in photo labs, digital imaging, Photoshop, and retail is helpful. Organizational and people skills a must. Call 802388-4404. MANAGER TRAINEES wanted. 8-10 positions available. $300$700+ /wk. We will train you. Call 802-453-3253. NOW HIRING: Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700 DEPT. VT-6811.

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Contact Ashley Orgain at: 802-863-2569 for an application and interview.

PART-TIME KITCHEN POSITION. 20-25 hours per week. Fun atmosphere, great perks, health insurance available. Email resume to Alchemistbeer@adelphia.net or apply after 2 p.m. daily. The Alchemist, 23 South Main St., Waterbury. PT PRESCHOOL TEACHER: 2 afternoon positions starting in August. Play based program, MF, 15-25 hrs./wk Bachelors and experience required. License preferred. Call 802-660-3972. SALES: Above average income. Must have own, reliable vehicle and ability to learn something new, work evenings and Saturdays. Call Deneen at 802864-2284. TODDLER TEACHER: Footprints preschool and child care is seeking a caring, creative and capable full time toddler teacher. Please call Helen, 802-9851094. WINDOWS AND SIDING INSTALLERS: Must have own tools and transportation. Call Bob at 802-864-2284.

Barista’s/Deli Help Under New Management

NuRSiNg New Possibilities For Your Career! Explore the benefits of correctional health care with Prison Health services . . . a great alternative for nursing professionals. It’s not your typical hospital environment and not your typical hospital routine. Join us today at the Northwest State Correctional Facility in one of these immediate openings: • RNs & LPNs FT, PT Per Diem, All Shifts We offer great rates and benefits! Contact Katherine Baynes at 802-6510501; fax: 802-651-9726; email: 229adm@asgr.com EEO/AA www.prisonhealth.com.

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Rooney 1820 Coffee Company 6 Carmichael St., Essex Jct. Apply in person, Mon-Fri 1-4


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