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OUTING FARO I understand that you had every intention of promoting Faro’s artistic career by writing an article about him and his work [“Draw Like an Egyptian,” June 25].

However, I was struck by the fact that you published his real name and identity.

Though I understand that it may have been given to you by the gallery, I think it is safe to say that by publishing that information you may have divulged too much. Faro is an artist whose mediums are not limited to the canvas, and graffiti is a federal offense.

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GREAT DAY, EITHER WAY I’m one of the 18 million who supported Clinton. Now I back Obama all the way [“Poli Psy,” June 18]. It is a no-brainer, despite my continued anger over sexist treatment of Clinton, and the ageist treatment of us oldsters (I just turned 60).

I did not like everything she did, either. But I appreciated her toughness in foreign policy (even almost forgiving her stupid vote for Bush’s war as a product of the times). I still think her lousy health care plan is way better than his lousy health care plan. Health care is the single most important domestic issue, and he was negotiating against himself before he began.

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JOLLY GOOD! I recall one day a number of years ago, while visiting family members in Warren, happening upon a cricket game (sorry, “match”) at the town elementary school field [“Here Comes the Pitch,” June 25]. Sitting on the sidelines was Tim Brookes, a Brit whom I have known for years.

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I just read a Boston Phoenix feature in which they weighed in on the best musical acts in each of the 50 states.

Here is me weighing in on the feature: It blows.

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Let’s break this down one category at a time, shall we?

Ok. Phish. We’ve discussed this before. And while I’m not a Phish fan myself, I get it. They were huge, and they came out of Vermont. If notoriety is what makes them best, then yes, they are the best. Job well done, Phoenix.

Rudy Vallee, on the other hand . . . are you freaking kidding me? I have nothing against Rudy Vallee as an artist. I would even go as far as to say that I admire his work, and have an appreciation for his influence in early to mid-century music.

All that said, dude’s not a Vermonter. Ok, yes, he was born in Island Pond. But he spent all of his formative years in Westbrook, Maine. And his music career? That took place in New York.

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In response to an ongoing regulatory brouhaha involving compost operations, solid-waste violations and Abenaki artifacts buried in the area, lawmakers passed a bill last session that exempted all compost operations in the state from regulatory action until 2010. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This was supposed to be a time-out, a hiatus on all regulatory action to allow folks to get together outside of any specific issue and look at how best to regulate compost in the State of Vermont,â&#x20AC;? said Virginia â&#x20AC;&#x153;Ginnyâ&#x20AC;? Lyons, (DChittenden), chairwoman of the Senate Natural Resources Committee.

However, after two months of closeddoor negotiations, it is now clear Douglas administration regulators are seeking fixes costing more than $375,000 along with undisclosed fines in order for the compost project to continue operations for the next two years. The state has indicated it may agree to lower fines if the Intervale makes some sweeping changes in how the land is used, according to a July 3 memo obtained by â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fair Game.â&#x20AC;?

the exemption passed by the legislature applies only to Act 250, not to solidwaste permits or historic preservation.

Lyons said Kline is missing the lawâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s intent. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This was not an opportunity to find another loophole to go after a very important business in our community,â&#x20AC;? said Rep. Lyons about the bill. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I look at whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going on and it absolutely confounds me. Why wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t they be solving a problem rather than making it worse?â&#x20AC;?

A good question. Is it politics?

Democratic House speaker and gubernatorial candidate Gaye Symington was the centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s development director. She resigned after the GOP tried to make hay of her dual roles. Progressive David Zuckerman, who chairs the House Ag Committee and farms in the Intervale, was singled out, too. Coincidentally, heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in the process of moving his farming operation to Hinesburg.

Is it the environment? Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s compost, not nuclear waste.

Archaeology? Since when has the state given a damn about the Abenaki?

Whatever the reason, the Intervale wants the talks to end soon.

In the memo obtained by â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fair Game,â&#x20AC;? Dunkiel tells Mark DiStefano,

Archaeology? Since when has the state given a damn about the Abenaki?

The memo reveals that state officials want archeological, rather than agricultural, concerns to govern Intervale farming activity. Under this scenario, the Division of Historic Preservation would be the arbiter of how the land is used â&#x20AC;&#x201D; from installing a fence to tilling soil â&#x20AC;&#x201D; not Act 250, the agencies of Natural Resources or Agriculture, or farmers. The DHP is part of the Agency of Commerce and Community Development, led by former homebuilding exec Kevin Dorn.

These changes could spell the end of the Intervale as we know it: 200 community garden plots, 12 small farms, the compost operation, 70 full-time and 44 part-time jobs, and 1 million pounds of local food produced annually. The loss would ripple out further, affecting restaurants, schools and other institutions, as well as farmers who consult with the Intervale on organic practices.

Lead attorneys in the Intervale case â&#x20AC;&#x201D; ANR General Counsel Scot Kline and the Intervale Foundationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Brian Dunkiel â&#x20AC;&#x201D; refused to comment on the private talks between the state and the Intervale. Both sides hope to reach an agreement this month.

Kline defended ANRâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s actions, saying

the top environmental lawyer in Attorney General Bill Sorrellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office, that the Intervale is willing to make amends and pay reasonable penalties â&#x20AC;&#x201D; up to $50,000 total â&#x20AC;&#x201D; to keep running through 2010.

For comparison, ANR imposed the following fines for solid-waste miscreants in the past: eight fines totaling $27,500 in 2007, and 12 fines totaling $12,260 in 2006. For Act 250 violators, the tally was one fine of $65,000 in 2007 and zero in 2006. This makes the Intervaleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s counter-offer of $50,000 generous â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and the $375,000 in proposed reparations downright absurd. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We are not trying to avoid any environmental compliance or regulatory issues,â&#x20AC;? said Don McCormick, the Intervale Centerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s interim director. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not the battle weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re fighting.

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the state if it plans to hold the Intervale responsible for all past archeological damage by allowing the DHP to identify all land “compromised” by past uses and deemed as “more sensitive.”

Decades prior to the arrival of the Intervale Center and its agricultural activities in 1988, industrial agriculture, pesticide use, an unlined city landfill, abandoned cars and municipal sewage pits depleted the soil.

The Intervale’s activities work to counter that damage and bring the land back into balance, said McCormick.

Ironically, current ANR Secretary George Crombie was Burlington’s public works director during the 1980s, and oversaw the dumping of tons of municipal sewage into the Intervale. Some might say Crombie should be held responsible for damaging the land rather than the Intervale Center.

Though the state has proposed sweeping land-use changes to the Intervale, it has yet to inform a key landowner: the City of Burlington. But Mayor Bob Kiss has heard the news, and he isn’t happy.

“I thought progress was being made on these issues. If some of the values the city holds in terms of local food mixed with the history of the Intervale are being compromised, then perhaps it’s time for us to be involved,” said Kiss. “I had hoped we would be able to balance all of these values . . . with these negotiations.”

The city retained 1 percent ownership when it sold land to the Intervale Center in 2007.

The 199 acres it sold are governed by conservation easements that include an ongoing archaeological assessment. The Vermont Land Trust and Vermont Housing and Conservation Board, parties to the sale, require such covenants.

However, as Seven Days reported in April, state historicpreservation officials deny they signed off on the city’s sale, and last fall imposed further restrictions on the land: The DHP quietly designated Burlington’s side of the Intervale (which also spans Colchester and Winooski) as an area of archaeological significance in the state register of historic places — known Abenaki heritage sites are scattered throughout the area. The DHP allowed little, if any, input from the City of Burlington. The designation means any new Act 250 permit for activity in the Intervale would automatically start with the presumption that archaeologically significant items are onsite and might be disturbed.

Funny thing is, Abenaki leaders don’t have a problem with the Intervale’s operations.

Chief April St. Francis Merrill of the Abenaki Nation

of Missisquoi St. Francis/ Sokoki Band is supportive and has been consulted for years on the project.

Abenaki activist Judy Dow of Essex, on the other hand, has a different view. A major critic of the Intervale Center’s operations, she spurred the original state reaction in early 2007, and used her clout as the governor’s appointee to the Vermont Commission on Native American Affairs to push the DHP designation.

Last month, noted food author Michael Pollan told a Burlington audience that Vermont was “30 years ahead of the rest of the country” in producing local food for its residents. Given current actions, Vermont’s officials appear to be 30 years behind the curve.

Case in point: Agriculture Secretary Roger Albee, who, ironically, introduced Pollan at his talk. Albee seems to be fine with ignoring the federal Clean Water Act’s rules to stop phosphorous runoff from large farms, but he has no problem imposing Federal Emergency Management Agency floodplain rules on small farmers who want to put up hoop houses in Burlington’s Intervale. Hoop houses that are key to growing food year-round.

That’ll really help the “Buy Local” movement the governor claims to support.

Outside the state, the Intervale has received nothing but kudos. It’s been named one of six national enterprises worthy of “sustainability stardom” by the Kellogg and Gates foundations, and is the focus of an upcoming U.K. documentary on sustainable food systems.

Pollan also appears in the film, as does famed chef and localfood proponent Alice Waters.

The author of Fast Food Nation, Eric Schlosser, offers some choice words on the subject in this week’s food section.

“The Intervale, along with others outside of government, are providing leadership, moving forward on this issue of energy and our local food supply,” Gardener’s Supply founder Will Raap told “Fair Game.”

“Yet, the place we find ourselves stuck in is, the government can’t seem to get out of its way in order to provide leadership the way it ought to and accommodate innovation.”

One final irony: Last week ANR released a report called “Life After Garbage.” It was crafted by 60 citizen stakeholders who recommend, among other things, that the state divert more organic waste from our garbage to compost and energy, and “manage unused organic materials in a manner that helps to maintain food security in Vermont.”

Now, there’s some food for thought.

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Burlington Couple and Temple Sinai Feud Over Daughter’s Grave

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n Memorial Day 2007, Boris and Marina Katsnelson went to Lakeview Cemetery and planted flowers around the grave of their daughter, Alla, who died at the age of 22 in September 2004.

About two weeks later, the Katsnelsons visited the grave, in the Temple Sinai section of the Burlington graveyard, and saw that the flowers had been pulled from the ground. Not long after that, the couple planted another batch of flowers — they were red, Alla’s favorite color — only to discover, two days later, those too had been forcibly removed.

On July 1, 2007, Boris and Marina went to Lakeview and planted some pink petunias around Alla’s black granite headstone. Before they left the cemetery, Boris videotaped the gravesite, as well as several others nearby that had also been adorned with flowers or plants. Then he turned the camera on Marina, who read a short statement that concluded, “We want to know who does such an awful thing.”

But the Katsnelsons had already discovered the culprit. From the moment they first saw the bare earth around their daughter’s headstone, the couple had in mind it was someone from Temple Sinai who had removed the flowers from Alla’s grave.

The following morning, Boris set out to prove it.

With video camera in hand, he hid behind some bushes, about 15 feet from the headstone, and waited. After several hours, a woman in light-blue pants and a pale-yellow shirt approached the gravesite and began pulling up the flowers and stuffing them into a plastic grocery bag. The act took less than a minute, after which the woman drove off in a luxury SUV. The Katsnelsons, who are both Jewish, would learn a short time later that the woman in the video was Carol Rubman, a member of the Temple Sinai cemetery board. They were hardly surprised: Since Alla’s death, the couple and the Temple had been engaged in an increasingly acrimonious dispute over her grave, of which the planting and deplanting of petunias are merely emblematic.

At the center of the dispute is a

more basic question: Who owns the very ground in which Alla Katsnelson is buried?

Next month, unless the Katsnelsons and Temple Sinai can reach an agreement in Chittenden Superior Court, Boris and Marina will likely be ordered to exhume their dead daughter and bury her elsewhere.

“In the last four years, we have our daughter’s funeral every day,” said Marina, who emigrated from Russia to the United States with Boris in 1994. “Every day, we have struggled to keep her dead body in the ground and give us some peace.”

Alla Katsnelson was only a few months out of Wheaton College in Boston when she died suddenly, on September 25, 2004. A day or so later, Boris and Marina made arrangements through a local funeral home to buy three burial plots — numbered 19, 20 and 21 — from the City of Burlington in the Temple Sinai section of Lakeview.

While every Jewish congregation in the Burlington area has a burial ground set aside for its members, Temple Sinai is the only one that owns space in a city-owned ceme-

“He designed it and did the drawings himself,” Burke recalls.

“And we were all there when it was placed.”

Shortly after Alla’s funeral, Temple Sinai’s Rabbi James Scott Glazier visited Lakeview Cemetery. David Greenberg, an attorney for the Temple, said the rabbi was surprised to see that someone had been buried in Temple Sinai’s section without his knowledge. While non-members, such as Alla Katsnelson, are eligible to be buried in the Temple’s section, Greenberg says it must be approved

by Glazier.

“The way our rules are, only our rabbi or his designee can perform services there,” he says, “so that we have some control over the type of ceremony, and people feel comfortable that it’s a Jewish cemetery.”

Citing a “pastoral duty” to the Katsnelsons, Chasan declined to comment. He referred questions about his communication with Temple Sinai prior to Alla’s burial to Glazier, who acknowledges that Chasan called to tell him that the Katsnelsons had planned to bury Alla in Lakeview Cemetery. However, he says,

At the center of the dispute is a basic question: Who owns the very ground in which Alla Katsnelson is buried? tery. By 1997, those plots had been largely filled, so the Temple bought 26 additional gravesites from the city in an area known as Section 7A. Alla was buried in plot 20 of Section 7A on September 29. Rabbi Joshua Chasan of Ohavi Zedek synagogue conducted the service.

Alla’s headstone was designed by her father, who is a draftsman for Cochran’s Inc., a Barre company that makes burial monuments. Peter Burke, a salesman for Cochran’s, says Boris’ design, which features a drawing of Alla, was inspired by a headstone that marks the grave of another young woman in the Temple’s cemetery.

Chasan didn’t make clear that the burial would take place in the Temple Sinai section.

“There was a series of mistakes made that led to this entire situation,” Glazier recalls, “and I think that one of them was the lack of clarification as to where the burial would take place.”

Another, more significant mistake had been made seven years before Alla Katsnelson’s death. As Glazier’s discovery of the grave revealed, the plots the city sold to the Katsnelsons weren’t the city’s to sell — they had already been purchased, along with 23 others,

by Temple Sinai, back in 1997.

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Wayne Gross, director of Burlington’s Department of Parks & Recreation, which has jurisdiction over the two city-owned cemeteries, said the sale was an honest mistake by a relatively new employee. “Somehow,” Gross says, “our cemetery foreman didn’t realize that the lots he was selling had already been sold to the Temple.”

In May 2005, eight months after Alla’s funeral, the city agreed to give the Temple three plots and sell them three others for $1350, as compensation for selling the three plots to Boria and Marina.

The city also agreed to inform the Katsnelsons that they would have to return the deeds issued by the city and take new ones from the Temple. Greenberg said that didn’t happen as quickly as he had hoped.

After the May settlement with the city, the attorney recalls, “I was still writing them, saying ‘Where are our deeds? What are you doing to notify the Katsnelsons?’ Nobody had contacted them.”

Meanwhile, Boris and Marina say the Temple began confronting them with complaints about Alla’s grave.

At first, it was the headstone, which had never been approved by the Temple’s cemetery committee. The Temple also took issue with corner markers placed by the Katsnelsons on their two other plots, on either side of Alla’s, as well as with the flowers Boris and Marina had taken to planting on their daughter’s grave.

Greenberg concedes that Alla’s headstone is identical to another erected by a Temple Sinai family, and that other graves in the section have been adorned with flowers and plants. But, he adds, only the Katsnelsons have so brazenly flouted the Temple’s cemetery rules, which now prohibit flowers and plantings on gravesites.

“It was clear they were never going to comply with our reasonable request,” Greenberg says. “I would send them a letter, saying, ‘Please don’t plant flowers.’ They would write back, ‘Your rules don’t apply to us. Other people have flowers, and we’re going to keep putting in flowers.’”

If David Greenberg and Temple Sinai had hopes that the dispute could be settled out of court, they disappeared when Boris videotaped Carol Rubman pulling the flowers from Alla’s grave. On August 8, 2007, shortly after learning of the videotape, the Temple sued Boris and Marina.

The initial suit, Greenberg says, merely sought to compel the

to the court. They dismissed the settlement offer as a legal maneuver that would “give Temple Sinai legal rights to continue harassment of the Katsnelson family in the future.”

While it is difficult to read the settlement offer and imagine how it might be used to harm the Katsnelsons at some later point, it’s clear that Marina and Boris are loathe to

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ALLA’S GRAVE, TWO DAYS AFTER HER PARENTS PLANTED FLOWERS Katsnelsons to abide by the Temple’s cemetery regulations. Later, after the couple continued to challenge a ruling, by Chittenden Superior Court Judge James Pearson, that the city sold the plots in error, Temple Sinai amended its complaint, asking Pearson to order the exhumation of Alla’s body.

Says Greenberg, “I’m at a loss to explain why we’re still going at this.

The judge has already decided [the Katsnelsons] do not own the graves.

But they seem to be driven toward forcing somebody to say, ‘You must exhume the body,’ which they say they don’t want to happen.”

Indeed, on June 26, after several months of negotiations, the Katsnelsons rejected an offer from the Temple that would have allowed Alla to remain in plot 20. The couple, which has been through two attorneys and are now representing themselves, submitted a three-page response

part with the original deed to the gravesites they purchased from the city. Even as they prepare for their next day in court — scheduled for the end of August — the distrust they feel toward Temple Sinai runs too deep.

Sitting in the kitchen of their New North End home, the Katsnelsons explained that accepting the offer would be tantamount to admitting they had done something wrong, opening the door to their worst fear: the exhumation of their daughter.

“The city and Temple Sinai created big mess,” Marina said. “Why are they punishing us? Why not let us be where we are?

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In order to build roads, access to gravel is necessary.

So which is it: total peace and quiet or a bit of inconvenience for the benefit of your neighbors?

James Dwinell RANDOLPH

VAYA CON DIOS, AMIGOS I recently read the review of the new restaurant, Doriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, in Middlebury, and agreed with most of what Suzanne Podhaizer said [Taste Test, June 25]. But I just had to address the one thing that I feel was not accurate.

Suzanne mentioned that two things â&#x20AC;&#x153;survived the transitionâ&#x20AC;? from Amigos (the former Mexican restaurant that resided there for 21 years) to Doriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s: buffalo wings and margaritas.

The wings and margaritas drew many people into Amigos, but I have to say that these two items on Doriaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s menu are not even comparable to Amigosâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; recipes.

The only thing that I saw that â&#x20AC;&#x153;survived the transitionâ&#x20AC;? are the wonderful memories of Amigos that patrons have when they walk into the new Italian eatery.

Amigos will be remembered, not as a â&#x20AC;&#x153;taco joint,â&#x20AC;? but as a warm, welcoming, authentic, family restaurant that will missed by many.

Haley Duquette BOLTON

A TAXI TALE Last Saturday night, we took a Benwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cab from McKeeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in Winooski to near Ethan Allen Park in the New North End [â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fare Warning,â&#x20AC;? June 25]. The charge was $22. My wife and I thought it was outrageous and called Yellow Cab to see what they charged and were quoted $11.

That will be my last Benwayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fare.

James Calame BURLINGTON

AS THE WIND BLOWS Mr. Wileman is obviously correct that the wind blows more than 20 percent of the time [Letters, June 18]. The figure is in reference to something called â&#x20AC;&#x153;capacity factor,â&#x20AC;? which compares the amount of power a generating facility produces usually in a year to what it could produce in ideal conditions.

For wind turbines, this means that the power it delivers is compared to what it could deliver if the wind were blowing all the time at the optimum wind speed and needed no down time for repairs and maintenance.

The question is: Why is Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s proven ridgeline generation so low? It is suggested that 1) the wind simply does not blow in the proper operating range as often as it does across the Great Plains, for example; and 2) that the wind in rolling, mountainous terrain is turbulent. Turbulent air causes wind turbines to run less efficiently and, it is charged, makes the power that is produced by those machines more erratic or variable.

Regarding access to wind sites, according to Green Mountain Power, last I checked, which was about two years ago, no one is allowed to wander through the woods at or around the Searsburg turbine installation site. This should be expected to be the case for all high-ridge and mountain-sited commercial turbine installations.

The problem may be insurance, and that may have something to do with the ability of blades to throw ice.

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A regular slate of performances, starting with an original adaptation of the 1899 play Cyrano de Bergerac, is expected to invigorate Middlebury’s night-life in all seasons. “We’re already filled for the fall,” says Doug Anderson, the venue’s director. In addition to theatrical and musical events — including a local staging in August of the opera La Bohème — the space will be used for weddings, dances, birthday parties, yoga and aerobics classes, Middlebury College student productions and an indoor farmers’ market.

“We’re becoming a community center because arts centers don’t pay for themselves,” Anderson explains.

He’s got to keep the joint jumping to cover its $300,000 annual operating budget. Unlike municipally subsidized performance spaces such as the Vergennes Opera House, the Town Hall Theater is run by a private, nonprofit corporation.

The ability to raise serious money for what Anderson describes as an interior renovation and exterior restoration suggests that the theater’s support circle will find ways to keep its books balanced. The overhaul was initially calculated to cost $1.5 million. But the total turned out to be more than triple that estimate. “Every time we turned around, there was something else that had to be done to the place,” Anderson says.

The bell-towered brick building overlooking the town’s green crumbled into disrepair after being sold to private interests in the 1950s. Built in 1884, it originally housed municipal offices as well as a theater used for civic gatherings and entertainments, including a skit by vaudevillian George M. Cohan. As designed by local architect Clinton Smith, the theater featured a curved wooden balcony and an ornate stage.

Both were ripped out about 50 years ago. Stained-glass windows fabricated by Kokomo Opalescent

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DOUG ANDERSON, TOWN HALL THEATER Glass of Indiana were encased in bricks. The slate roof developed leaks and the walls started tilting outward at alarming angles.

“It was just a big barn filled with bats,” recalls Karen Lefkoe of the Middlebury Actors Workshop.

Her semi-professional troupe, which is performing Cyrano this week, began staging plays in the 225-seat theater as it was slowly resurrected.

Planners were guided by a single surviving photograph of the original interior archived in the nearby Sheldon Museum of Vermont History. The stage and balcony were rebuilt, a drop ceiling was removed, and the stained-glass windows were unbricked and polished. A few salvaged artifacts, such as a chandelier lit by 40 gas jets, have been modernized for reuse.

The building has also been expanded to house the theater’s offices, while other downstairs areas have been transformed into a mirrored rehearsal studio, a 10-person dressing room and an art gallery that opens this week with a show

of photos of Vermont hill farms. A pair of newly installed spiral staircases connects the dressing room to the stage, where a work crew was hanging lights last Saturday afternoon.

“It’s like being handed everything you’ve ever dreamed of having,” Melissa Lourie, director of Cyrano, said as she blocked out scenes for the show. “This is going to be a wonderful space for all sorts of performances.”

Lourie, an acting instructor at the University of Vermont, said the Middlebury Actors Workshop chose to inaugurate the Town Hall Theater with Cyrano because it’s a “family-friendly, festive piece.”

Usually, she added, the workshop stages “edgier” productions.

Edgy works fine for Anderson.

The Town Hall Theater director points to a flip side of its status as a privately funded institution.

“We have to work to stay solvent,” he says, “but unlike the Opera House in Vergennes, we can put on strange and edgy shows without worrying about public funding issues.” >

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Burlington Teen Snags Film Prize

BY MARGOT HARRISON

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ost 14-year-olds like to watch movies with cool visual effects, but not so many make their own. Graham Raubvogel of Burlington is an exception. On June 22 the high schooler won first prize at the annual Santa Monica Teen Film Festival for his 9-minute short “Keeping Time,” about a boy struggling to readjust to life after his mother’s death. While the subject matter is not unique, Raubvogel explores it using a variety of creative shots and effects to convey the character’s alienation.

In one scene, Oscar (played by fellow Burlington High student Colin DeVarney) has a conversation with several images of himself that represent fragments of his personality.

Reached by phone from a sum-

mer filmmaking camp, Raubvogel says that scene required “about 130 different shots, composited with Abobe AfterEffects.” For a long tracking shot in Battery Park, he built a dolly from scrap wood, skateboard wheels and PVC pipe.

Total cost of the production: “A little over $100,” says Raubvogel.

His camera and other equipment were loaners from Vermont Community Access Media.

Raubvogel has been “going around with a video camera” since he was 8, making “really bad home movies,” he says. He got more professional when he began working at CCTV Channel 17 as a community service project for his bar mitzvah, which led to six months

directing “Live at 5:25.”

The Santa Monica Fest prize comes with a $350 Best Buy gift certificate and a meeting with 2929 Productions, the company that made Good Night, and Good Luck. Raubvogel hopes to fly to the West Coast for that in August. For now, he says, he wants to “keep on making short films and try to get recognized. I don’t see myself as Michael Bay,” he adds — referring to the guy behind Transformers — “but I do see myself directing films that require lots of visual effects.” > Graham Raubvogel’s films can be seen at www.youtube.com/ grayham42.

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Senateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Dark Knight Talks to Young Comics Artists

BY MARGOT HARRISON

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y now, everyone in Vermont must know that caped-crusader fan Sen. Patrick Leahy pops up in the latest Batman movie, The Dark Knight. On June 25, the Associated Press reported that Leahy orchestrated a Montpelier premiere of the movie six days before its official opening as a benefit for the Kellogg-Hubbard Library. Two Saturday, July 12, screenings at the Capitol Theater will be preceded by a 5:30 p.m. reception at the Capitol Plaza Hotel featuring the senator and Barry Meyer, CEO of Warner Brothers, which is distributing the $180 million film.

But before he faces an audience of $50 ticket holders, Leahy will have a word with some fellow hardcore comics fans â&#x20AC;&#x201D; kids. At 2 p.m., heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll show up at the Dark Knight Comics Club, a weekly Kellogg-Hubbard program where kids 8 and up sharpen their inking and storytelling skills.

Ben T. Matchstick, the libraryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Programming Coordinator, started the club last Septem-

ber. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll chat about the movie and kids will ask him questions,â&#x20AC;? says the local theater artist and founder of Montpelierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cardboard Teck Instantute, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also a selfprofessed â&#x20AC;&#x153;huge comic book fan.

Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m trying to get the kids to really want to show off their work,â&#x20AC;?

Matchstick adds. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a really great chance for us to see a side of Leahy no one gets to see, where he just geeks out on Batman comics.â&#x20AC;?

Though the club meeting is a closed event, Matchstick says the public is invited to a subsequent performance of Burlington band Space Tiger â&#x20AC;&#x201D; featuring 9year-old rocker Aidan Patterson

Deutsch â&#x20AC;&#x201D; on the library lawn.

When he founded the club, Matchstick was â&#x20AC;&#x153;specifically trying to target older boys to come back to the library,â&#x20AC;? he says. Senator Leahy clearly has fond memories of his own childhood library â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the KelloggHubbard â&#x20AC;&#x201D; to which heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s donated the royalties from another cinematic Batman appearance and voiceover work on the animated series.

Leahy wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be the last star guest to grace the comics club â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Matchstick says upcoming meetings will host Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s James Kochalka and New Hampshire picture-book artist D.B. Johnson. Do comic books belong in the library?

Absolutely, says Matchstick: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a different kind of reading, but a very sophisticated kind of reading. Having a comics club should be a prerequisite of a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s library.â&#x20AC;? > Some tickets for The Dark Knight reception and premiere were still available at press time. Call 223-3338 or check www.kellogghubbard.org.

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Almost, Maine Playwright Has Vermont Ties

BY ELISABETH CREAN

op quiz: What is the largest county â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and one of the most sparsely populated â&#x20AC;&#x201D; east of the Mississippi? Surprisingly, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not located in some large Southern or Midwestern state. Aroostook County is the Northeast Kingdom of Maine, and the setting for John Carianiâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s play Almost, Maine (2004), opening at St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Playhouse next week. You can get there from here, but since most of Aroostook is roadless, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tricky.

And Colchester, Vermont, is a lot closer.

Cariani, 38, an actor and playwright now based in Manhattan, grew up in remote Presque Isle.

(The townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s population, around 11,000 when he was a child, has dwindled to about 9000, he says.)

But he also has close Vermont ties â&#x20AC;&#x201D; his mother is a native of Richmond â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and fond memories of twice-yearly childhood visits to the comparatively bustling Champlain Valley. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Burlington was always this beautiful city that we went to, because of the lake, because of the churches,â&#x20AC;? he remembers. â&#x20AC;&#x153;We used to love to go on the ferry to the Adirondacks . . . and all the cool stores on Church Street.â&#x20AC;?

The remoteness of the fictional town of Almost informs the story, a series of midwinter meditations on love. The northern lights hover, so the possibility of magic looms for all the couples. Rugged conditions, however, mitigate sappy happy endings. Call it romantic comedy with its feet on the ground.

The playwright doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want love stories to wrap with fairy-tale finality. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Each ending is a new beginning,â&#x20AC;? Cariani reflects. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I think itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s better when you make the audience wish for the joy, rather than just giving it to them.â&#x20AC;? If the story is played â&#x20AC;&#x153;just for the sweetness in the Valentine, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a really bad play.â&#x20AC;?

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JOHN PATRICK HAYDEN AND KATE WEATHERHEAD To guard against this, he filled the script with very specific stage directions, guided by his experiences as an actor. (Impressive highlights grace his acting resume, including a 2004 Tony nomination for Best Supporting Actor in Fiddler on the Roof and a 2002-07 recurring role on â&#x20AC;&#x153;Law and Orderâ&#x20AC;? as a forensics expert.) â&#x20AC;&#x153;When I was studying, we were taught to cross out stage directions. And I think when you do that, you lose the story that the playwright is trying to tell,â&#x20AC;? he says.

Cariani didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t set out to write plays, but fell into it as he struggled to find fresh material for auditions. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Once a piece is found, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s done all the time,â&#x20AC;? he recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;So I started writing little monologues for myself, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d go in and lie â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d just make up a playwright

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Un Ami de Dick Cheney Sixteen people, including children, were wounded while watching a military shooting demonstration in southeastern France when one of the soldiers opened fire with real bullets instead of blanks. A Defense Ministry official said the incident at the Laperrine military barracks occurred during a demonstration of hostage-freeing techniques and that the soldier who fired the shots has been detained.

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Cecil, Can one develop resistance to pepper spray through one’s diet? I have been the subject of conversation in my workplace because of my tolerance to pepper spray in training sessions, and I normally eat spicy foods.

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Dear Cecil, I’ve heard of high explosives, but is there such a thing as low explosives?

C-W All too often explosives enthusiasts fall prey to the biggeris-better mentality. It’s refreshing to see someone take an interest in the subtler, less potent stuff.

Yes, there are low as well as high explosives. To get the distinction between the two, we need to think a minute about what happens when something goes boom. Generally speaking, a chemical explosive is a substance that can be made to undergo a reaction in which it rapidly releases heat and highly pressurized gas. Once the reaction gets started it travels through the mass of explosive in a wave, and it’s the speed of this wave that in large part determines the force of the explosion; having lots of explosive go off in a very short time makes for a more concentrated and powerful blast. One way of increasing the reaction velocity and thus the explosive force is through confinement: If the explosion takes place in a tightly enclosed space, more of the gas and heat sticks around and sets off the rest of the explosive more quickly.

With these concepts in mind, we can run down the different classes of explosive as defined by the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms: • A high explosive is one that can be detonated by a blasting cap (a small explosive designed to set off a larger charge) when unconfined. Note that we’re not using detonated in its standard dictionary sense of “blown up.”

In the explosives biz, detonation refers specifically to an explosion in which the reaction travels through the explosive faster than the speed of sound, creating an extremely powerful and fast-moving shock wave. Hallof-fame high explosives include dynamite and TNT; the phrase dates from the 1870s, not long after such things were first developed.

• A low explosive, by contrast, is one that can be made to deflagrate (read: burn very quickly) when confined. Here the reaction wave moves at subsonic speed but still generates plenty of force under the right confinement conditions.

It’s the deflagration of modern smokeless gunpowder that drives a bullet down the barrel of a firearm; old-school gunpowder, or black powder, is also a low explosive, as are most large pro-grade fireworks.

• Blasting agents are mixtures of fuel and oxidizer that can’t be detonated by a certain gauge of blasting cap when unconfined; they may require a series of gradually larger preliminary explosives to get them to go off. The best-known stuff in this class is probably the combo of ammonium nitrate fertilizer and the drag-racing fuel nitromethane that was used in the bombing of the Alfred P. Murrah Federal Building in Oklahoma City in April 1995.

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Hang on, Irma — what job do you have where you and your coworkers receive faces full of pepper spray in the course of training? Are you a story editor at Jackass? Hazing coordinator at Fort Benning?

In any case, no, under ordinary conditions eating spicy food won’t help you build up a tolerance for pepper spray.

For one, spicy food is designed to go in your mouth, where it irritates whatever mucous membranes it encounters.

Some find this sensation pleasant, some don’t, but the effects are pretty well contained and ordinarily don’t interfere with vision or breathing.

Pepper spray, on the other hand, does its incapacitating thing by getting in your eyes, nose, sinuses and lungs — an experience that an extra splash of hot sauce can’t really prepare you for.

And while it’s true that both pepper spray and spicy food get their kick from the same source — the chemical compound capsaicin and some of its close relatives — the pepper-spray manufacturers use a lot more of the stuff.

Pepper heat is measured in Scoville units: Tabasco sauce registers at about 4000 units; a raw jalapeño might get up around 8000. But pepper sprays routinely boast Scoville scores of 2,000,000 and up.

Experts point out that pepper-spray quality control isn’t what it could be — the contents of two identical cans will often vary wildly in apparent potency. Still, there are a few orders of magnitude between lamb vindaloo and anything you might spray on a mugger.

OK, OK. If you’re (a) a devotee of those idiotic boutique hot sauces — you know, the ones with names like Liquid Shrapnel or Ebola Juice — that claim Scoville ratings in the mid-six figures as well as (b) a very enthusiastic eater who tends to get a lot of food accidentally lodged beneath her eyelids, fine, maybe you’ve improved your resistance to pepper spray a bit. Me, I’d guess you came by your tolerance naturally rather than via the contents of your lunch pail.

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wo drunks were scuffling in the middle of a street in Orleans when Howard Frank Mosher and his wife, Phillis, arrived there in 1964 to interview for teaching jobs. Mosher gingerly interrupted the fist fight to ask for directions to the local high school. The men said the route was tricky, Mosher recalls, so they stumbled into the couple’s car to guide the visitors to their destination.

“That car smelled like a Budweiser brewery for a week afterward,” Mosher says, but the brawlers did help the outof-staters get where they were going.

After thanking the tipsy pair, Mosher noticed in his rearview mirror that they had resumed their dust-up.

“Welcome to the Northeast Kingdom,” Mosher remembers his wife saying.

Such anecdotes are rich material for fiction — certainly for Mosher, who says odd incidents and quirky figures characteristic of Vermont helped inspire his nine novels set in the Kingdom.

Could the eccentricities of Green Mountain life explain the findings of a recent survey by the National Endowment for the Arts, which indicate that Vermont has the highest proportion of writers in the United States?

Nearly 700 Vermonters identified themselves as poets, playwrights, novelists, biographers or other kinds of nontechnical writers in census data analyzed by the NEA. That means 11.3 in 10,000 Vermont residents list their primary occupation as “writer,” compared with a 10.8 ratio for New York, the state that reports the second thickest concentration.

The figure is a significant increase over 1990, when 472 Vermonters called themselves “writers.” (This is the first time the NEA has analyzed the census figures in terms of the state-by-state distribution of creative professions, says spokesman Sunil Iyengar.) Vermont also ranks high in the NEA’s per-capita breakdown for artists in general.

Founded as an independent republic, Vermont has always been relatively tolerant of outsized individualism, points out Yvonne Daley, the author of Vermont Writers: A State of Mind, a book of interviews with 21 writers, including a few bestsellers, who have made the state their home. Vermont’s libertarian streak doesn’t just allow colorful characters to proliferate; it makes writers themselves feel welcome. Stand-outs include Julia Alvarez, an immigrant from the Dominican Republic living in Middlebury; and Jamaica Kincaid, born in Antigua and residing in Bennington.

“It’s possible to do and be what you want here,” observes Pat Goudey O’Brien, president of the League of Vermont Writers. With 200 members, the league offers otherwise solitary word-workers a community. The presence of many writers amid a small general population does enable “as much social engagement as you want,” says poet Leland Kinsey. A seventh-generation Vermonter of Scottish stock, Kinsey quickly adds, “or as little engagement as you want.”

Some successful Vermont writers live and mingle in Burlington or other population centers, but a sizeable number choose the solitude of the deep countryside — albeit with regular forays into the wider world. For example, David Budbill, author of the echt Vermont play Judevine,

settled on a remote northern hillside in 1969 after fleeing New York City, which, even then, had proved unaffordable for a struggling young wordsmith.

“You’re going to be poor as a writer anyway,” Budbill comments, “so you might as well be poor in a place you really like.”

He built his own house, grew his own vegetables, cut his own firewood and cultivated his creativity with prompts from locals who lived well outside the American mainstream. Budbill also developed a close relationship with nature that became central to his poetry. He now composes in a style inspired by traditional Chinese verse, which, he notes, usually includes people in the natural settings it evokes. “The environment here is critically important to me,” Budbill says, citing similarities between the Green Mountains and China’s Jade Mountains. In both, he remarks, “human beings live in a kind of balance with nature.”

The absence of urban distractions and the proximity of plants and animals are also essential to the work of Galway Kinnell, whom Daley describes as “probably America’s best poet.” With his nearest neighbors about a mile away, Kinnell says he sometimes feels “like I’m the only person on Earth.”

In Sheffield, Kinnell can readily engage in “the interchange between outer phenomena, such as a frog, and the emotional world inside” that, he says, constitutes the basis for poetry.

“Metaphor is concocted by the connection of something outside and something inside,” Kinnell explains.

Referring to that froggy muse, he says, “I can sit all morning and write about it. You can’t do that in most places.”

At the same time, “if I spent all my life in Vermont, it would be too narrow a life,” Kinnell adds. “And the same would be true if I lived only in New York City,” where Kinnell resides for part of the year.

Budbill also regularly travels to New York, where he sometimes recites his poems to jazz accompaniment. Those trips enable him to stay in touch with black and Latino friends. “I wish Vermont weren’t so white,” he says, when asked if there are qualities of the state that might discourage writers from moving here.

Though it lacks the ethnic and cultural diversity of the metropolis, Vermont does have the unusual advantage of affording both rural refuge and easy access to three great cities: New York, Boston and Montréal. That serves as a powerful attraction to writers, suggests Alex Aldrich, director of the Vermont Arts Council. “Technology makes Vermont even more amenable,” he adds. UPS trucks have long negotiated their way — along dirt roads — to service Vermont writers, but now agents and editors are only an email away.

Unlike actors or musicians, Aldrich notes, writers don’t need physical venues as outlets for their work. Because the state has comparatively few concert halls and theaters — not to mention audience members to fill them — “it’s really difficult to make a living in Vermont as a performing artist,” Aldrich says.

What the state does have in relative abundance are colleges. And those are vital institutions for writers, both as training grounds and sources of employment.

Premier among them is Middlebury College with its Bread Loaf summer writers’ workshop. Daley notes that several authors adopted Vermont as their home after attending Bread Loaf sessions or graduating from other schools with strong creative writing programs, such as Goddard and Bennington colleges.

And at some point, the concentration of writers reaches critical mass, and the ranks become self-perpetuating, says O’Brien, herself a transplant. Her organization serves as a welcoming network for writers who want their work critiqued from a variety of perspectives, she adds. This July 19, the League of Vermont Writers will bring representatives from several New York literary agencies to the Champlain College

campus, where authors who fork over a sizeable fee — $100 for members, $125 for newcomers — will get a chance to pitch their ideas to the pros.

While Vermont’s “profound sense of place” helps draw writers to the state, once here many find it compelling subject matter. The setting of a story “shouldn’t be just scenery but a reason for what happens in a book,” suggests Nancy Means Wright, Cornwall-based author of 14 books. “I get all my plots out of Vermont.”

Four vividly different seasons contribute to the state’s strong self-definition, Wright adds, noting that mud season plays a leading role in one of her mysteries. Wheelock novelist Don Bredes also spotlighted it in his acclaimed mystery The Fifth Season.

Not all writers who live in Vermont use it as a setting — Sarah Strohmeyer, author of the popular Bubbles mysteries, says an “established writer” actually discouraged her from situating a novel in Vermont. “The bottom line is the population issue. Books that are set in Vermont just don’t resonate with readers nationwide,” she notes, adding that “Archer Mayor could have been a humongous James Patterson-like success” if he hadn’t set his novels here.

“Chris Bohjalian might have a different view,” she says of the bestselling Lincoln novelist.

No one is more familiar with the risks of writing regional fiction than Mosher. He recently went on an extended book tour to promote On Kingdom Mountain, a novel steeped in the scents, sights and sounds of the Northeast Kingdom. “It was tough to drum up interest in that book,” Mosher says.

Indeed, authentic regionalism may be a vanishing genre in American fiction, Mosher adds. “Places with distinctive characteristics are disappearing.

Vermont itself, even the Kingdom, is becoming homogenized.”

As the state’s stock of unique attributes slowly wanes, will the number of self-proclaimed writers wane with it?

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“Well, then” — I began speaking before either of them could give me the destination — “I’ll take the tofu scramble, light on the pesto.”

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One of my favorite things about life in Burlington is the one or two degrees of separation. Everybody knows everybody or knows somebody who does. half of whom, like Renata, seem to be actresses, dancers or in some other fashion connected with the arts.

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One of my favorite things about life in Burlington is the one or two degrees of separation. Everybody knows everybody or knows somebody who does. To some, this feels claustrophobic; to me, it’s one, big, most-of-the-time happy family.

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“Jeez, thanks,” I said, hitting the accelerator. “We woulda sat here all night.”

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hances are most Vermonters have never encountered Rick Kerschner, or the lion, tiger, reindeer, horses, giraffes, and goats he has been taming for the last 20 years. These circus animals aren’t penned up in cages or performing tricks under a big top; most of them are on display at the Shelburne Museum along with some of the country’s most celebrated works of folk art.

But not all the animals in the historic Dentzel Carousel are ready for prime time in the museum’s Round Barn. One brown horse, dubbed Bucephelus, resides quietly at a one-story red building across the street from the museum, in a tiled space that looks like a seventh-grade chemistry classroom. It’s the Shelburne Museum Conservation Lab, where Kerschner, a balding man with warm blue eyes, has been on the job since it opened in the early 1980s. During more than two decades as chief conservator — and now director of conservation and preservation — Kerschner has salvaged countless museum artifacts, including paintings, quilts, carriages and paper.

But no single project has absorbed Kerschner’s time and attention quite like this vintage merrygo-round.

Manufactured in 1902 by the Pennsylvaniabased Gustav A. Dentzel Company, the 40 animals that once rode in the Dentzel Carousel, as well as its 27 painted canvases, four chariots and circus organ, were the mainstay of an upstate New York amusement park until a 1929 flood put an end to the fun. In 1950, Shelburne Museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb purchased the carousel and hauled it across Lake Champlain to Vermont.

But the carousel was never reconstructed on museum grounds. It wasn’t until the late ’80s, when Kerschner decided to resurrect the wooden animals, that Bucephelus and his pals began to regain their respective strides.

At 9:45 on a recent Thursday morning,

story: mike ives

images: matthew thorsen

On August 1, the Circus Building at the Shelburne Museum reopens

featuring vintage circus figures and posters, as well as an exhibit on the Dentzel Carousel conservation project.

On August 21 at 6 p.m., the museum hosts “The Greatest Celebration On Earth,”a dinner event featuring performances and a silent auction. $100. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3305. or epatton@shelburnemuseum.org.

Kerschner welcomes a reporter into his lab. It smells funny. That, the conservator explains, could be a cosmetics compound he uses to restore historic artifacts. All summer, his assistants have been using a cocktail of modern compounds to clean dark-brown stains off Bucephelus’ body. Years of linseed-oil coatings, Kerschner explains, made white Bucephelus look as though he had been doused with “tobacco juice.”

As evinced by its high-tech cleaning process, the conservation lab strikes an intriguing balance between scientific innovation and old-time charm.

Against one wall, for instance, glass jars full of clear liquids recall an old-fashioned pharmacy. In a far corner is ensconced the mini carriage piloted

by Tom Thumb in P.T. Barnum’s famous 19thcentury circus.

Bucephelus, a pygmy-sized horse named after Alexander the Great’s equine companion, has a brown mane and bands of medieval-looking red trim. Like the circus animals on display in the barn across Route 7, Bucephelus saw a few decades’ worth of wear and tear in upstate New York. And yet, restoration has imbued him with a regal aspect — imagine a pony from a county fair prancing around King Arthur’s Court.

While Kerschner explains the ins and outs of the horse-restoration process, Eileen Sullivan, a graduate student from Buffalo, rubs a cotton swab over Bucephelus’ brass medallions. “We just opened our fifth box of cotton,” she reports with a sigh.

“But it’s worth it by the time it’s done,” Kerschner counters.

The Dentzel Carousel conservation project certainly requires patience. It takes interns like Sullivan a full summer to remove the existing lin-

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hances are most Vermonters have never encountered Rick Kerschner, or the tiger, reindeer, horses, giraffes, lion and goats he has been taming for the last 20 years. These circus animals aren’t penned up in cages or performing tricks under a big top; most of them are on display at the Shelburne Museum along with some of the country’s most celebrated works of folk art.

But not all the animals in the historic Dentzel Carousel are ready for prime time in the museum’s Round Barn. One brown horse, dubbed Bucephelus, resides quietly at a one-story red building across the street from the museum, in a tiled space that looks like a seventh-grade chemistry classroom. It’s the Shelburne Museum Conservation Lab, where Kerschner, a balding man with warm blue eyes, has been on the job since it opened in the early 1980s. During more than two decades as chief conservator — and now director of conservation and preservation — Kershner has salvaged countless museum artifacts, including paintings, quilts, carriages and paper.

But no single project has absorbed Kerschner’s time and attention quite like this vintage merrygo-round.

Manufactured in 1902 by the Pennsylvaniabased Gustav A. Dentzel Company, the 40 animals that once rode in the Dentzel Carousel, as well as its 27 painted canvases, four chariots and circus organ, were the mainstay of an upstate New York amusement park until a 1929 flood put an end to the fun. In 1950, Shelburne Museum founder Electra Havemeyer Webb purchased the carousel and hauled it across Lake Champlain to Vermont.

But the carousel was never reconstructed on museum grounds. It wasn’t until the late ’80s, when Kerschner decided to resurrect the wooden animals, that Bucephelus and his pals began to regain their respective strides.

At 9:45 on a recent Thursday morning,

story: mike ives

images: matthew thorsen

On August 1, the Circus Building at the Shelburne Museum reopens

featuring vintage circus figures and posters, as well as an exhibit on the Dentzel Carousel conservation project.

On August 21 at 6 p.m., the museum hosts “The Greatest Celebration On Earth,”a dinner event featuring performances and a silent auction. $100. Info, 985-3346, ext. 3305. or epatton@shelburnemuseum.org.

Kerschner welcomes a reporter into his lab. It smells funny. That, the conservator explains, could be a cosmetics compound he uses to restore historic artifacts. All summer, his assistants have been using a cocktail of modern compounds to clean dark-brown stains off Bucephelus’ body. Years of linseed-oil coatings, Kerschner explains, made white Bucephelus look as though he had been doused with “tobacco juice.”

As evinced by its high-tech cleaning process, the conservation lab strikes an intriguing balance between scientific innovation and old-time charm.

Against one wall, for instance, glass jars full of clear liquids recall an old-fashioned pharmacy. In a far corner is ensconced the mini carriage piloted

by Tom Thumb in P.T. Barnum’s famous 19thcentury circus.

Bucephelus, a pygmy-sized horse named after Alexander the Great’s equine companion, has a brown mane and bands of medieval-looking red trim. Like the circus animals on display in the barn across Route 7, Bucephelus saw a few decades’ worth of wear and tear in upstate New York. And yet, restoration has imbued him with a regal aspect — imagine a pony from a county fair prancing around King Arthur’s Court.

While Kerschner explains the ins and outs of the horse-restoration process, Eileen Sullivan, a graduate student from Buffalo, rubs a cotton swab over Bucephelus’ brass medallions. “We just opened our fifth box of cotton,” she reports with a sigh.

“But it’s worth it by the time it’s done,” Kerschner counters.

The Dentzel Carousel conservation project certainly requires patience. It takes interns like Sullivan a full summer to remove the existing lin-

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EILEEN SULLIVAN POLISHES “BUCEPHELUS” AT THE CONSERVATION LAB

seed-oil coatings of a single animal and apply fresh coats of synthetic varnish. Fifteen more creatures await treatment. Meanwhile, thanks to an $82,000 grant from the D.C.-based Institute of Museum and Library Services, Kerschner and his assistants are also patching and cleaning the 27 painted panels that used to line the carousel interior. Each panel takes between two and three weeks to finish, and the crew is about halfway through the collection.

Then there’s the Dentzel Carousel organ, stray pieces of which litter a nearby table. Kerschner says he knows a guy who will replace the missing parts.

All told, the Dentzel Carousel conservation project will be complete in about seven years — after more than a quarter-century of swabbing and polishing. “We want to finish before I retire,” the 57year-old conservator says good-naturedly, “when I’m 65.”

Kerschner’s first brush with art conservation occurred in 1974 while he was touring the Netherlands with the U.S. Army. One day, the young soldier walked into an Amsterdam museum where, years before, a famous Rembrandt painting, “The Night Watch,” had been vandalized. What really impressed Kerschner wasn’t the masterwork itself, but all the labor that had gone into restoring it.

After returning to the states, Kerschner signed up for undergraduate classes at the Maryland Institute College of Art. During a class field trip, he toured a conservation lab at the Baltimore Museum of Art. When one of the museum staffers explained that conservation requires a background in both science and art, Kerschner, who at the time was studying both, discovered his calling.

More than 30 years later, Kerschner is a leading figure in Vermont conservation circles, as well as a mentor and advocate. A former treasurer of the American Institute for Conservation of Historic and Artistic Works, he goes around the country lecturing on techniques he has developed to minimize negative effects of environmental factors — such as humidity and light exposure — on historic artifacts. One of his simple innovations is lining the bottom of museum display cases with silica gel — a.k.a., the stuff in the little packets that comes in your vitamin bottles.

Chris Hadsel is a former director of the Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance, a consortium of about 200 Vermont collecting institutions. She confirms that Kerschner is a national innovator in the field of preventive conservation. Kerschner has pioneered a “low-tech, hands-on approach,” Hadsel explains, “rather than telling people to go out and buy fancy-dancy” humidification systems.

If the word “preventive” sounds like something from a pamphlet at the dermatologist’s office, that’s the point: Kerschner likens his conservation work to preventive health care. Just like the human body, he explains, historic artifacts require more time and money to fix once they’ve been damaged or abused.

And like effective preventive medical treatments, skilled conservation work often goes unnoticed.

“Once something is completely restored, you forget about how it used to be,” Kerschner says, pausing to gaze admiringly at the century-old horse Sullivan is polishing. “People see this and they really never know what kind of work went into it.”

Before devoting time and money to restoring lost treasures, it helps to know what’s worth saving. This month, the Vermont Historical Society and Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance are asking state residents to document their collection needs (see sidebar). But whatever the survey reports, Chris Hadsel, who now runs the statewide Painted Theater Curtain Project, attests that even “old-style”

No single project has absorbed the Shelburne conservator’s time and attention quite like this vintage merry-go-round.

Vermonters aren’t always aware of the cultural treasures right under their noses.

Over the last decade, Hadsel has raised and spent about a half-million dollars to restore more than 100 Vermont theater curtains; she says it could be the largest conservation project currently underway in New England. Many people who have volunteered to help were previously unaware that the curtains even existed. In some cases, Hadsel recalls, the curtains “had been rolled up with baling twine, or stuck above the ceiling or under the stage for so long that even the town clerks had no idea what they had!”

What’s more, notes State Archivist Gregory Sanford, not every cultural treasure is as visible as a Dentzel Carousel or a painted theater curtain. He should know: While some of the documents Sanford restores — such as Vermont’s original 1777 constitution or its copy of the Bill of Rights — have obvious

cultural significance, countless others just sit in filing cabinets. Think town charters and land records. That makes it hard, Sanford says, to get towns excited about investing in conservation.

“Conservation-type work is not the sexy work,” suggests Eileen Corcoran, executive director of the Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance. Her Vergennes office is headquartered at the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, where specialists conserve marine artifacts. “One of the reasons it’s so difficult to find funding is because it’s not the flashy stuff, or the exhibit itself, or the educational program,” Corcoran adds. “It’s the stuff that needs to be done so that you can utilize what you have.”

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EILEEN SULLIVAN POLISHES “BUCEPHELUS” AT THE CONSERVATION LAB

seed-oil coatings of a single animal and apply fresh coats of synthetic varnish. Fifteen more creatures await treatment. Meanwhile, thanks to an $82,000 grant from the D.C.-based Institute of Museum and Library Services, Kerschner and his assistants are also patching and cleaning the 27 painted panels that used to line the carousel interior. Each panel takes between two and three weeks to finish, and the crew is about halfway through the collection.

Then there’s the Dentzel Carousel organ, stray pieces of which litter a nearby table. Kerschner says he knows a guy who will replace the missing parts.

All told, the Dentzel Carousel conservation project will be complete in about seven years — after more than a quarter-century of swabbing, polishing and lacquering. “We want to finish before I retire,” the 57-year-old conservator says good-naturedly, “when I’m 65.”

Kerschner’s first brush with art conservation occurred in 1974 while he was touring the Netherlands with the U.S. Army. One day, the young soldier walked into an Amsterdam museum where, years before, a famous Rembrandt painting, “The Night Watch,” had been vandalized. What really impressed Kerschner wasn’t the masterwork itself, but all the labor that had gone into restoring it.

After returning to the states, Kerschner signed up for undergraduate classes at the Maryland Institute College of Art. During a class field trip, he toured a conservation lab at the Baltimore Museum of Art. When one of the museum staffers explained that conservation requires a background in both science and art, Kerschner, who at the time was studying both, discovered his calling.

More than 30 years later, Kerschner is a leading figure in the Vermont conservation circles, as well as a mentor and advocate. A former treasurer of the American Institute for Conservation of Historic and Artistic Works, he goes around the country lecturing on techniques he has developed to minimize negative effects of environmental factors — such as humidity and light exposure — on historic artifacts. One of his simple innovations is lining the bottom of museum display cases with silica gel — a.k.a., the stuff in the little packets that comes in your vitamin bottles.

Chris Hadsel is a former director of the Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance, a consortium of about 200 Vermont collecting institutions. She confirms that Kerschner is a national innovator in the field of preventive conservation. Kerschner has pioneered a “low-tech, hands-on approach,” Hadsel explains, “rather than telling people to go out and buy fancy-dancy” humidification systems.

If the word “preventive” sounds like something from a pamphlet at the dermatologist’s office, that’s the point: Kerschner likens his conservation work to preventive health care. Just like the human body, he explains, historic artifacts require more time and money to fix once they’ve been damaged or abused.

And like effective preventive medical treatments, skilled conservation work often goes unnoticed.

“Once something is completely restored, you forget about how it used to be,” Kerschner says, pausing to gaze admiringly at the century-old horse Sullivan is polishing. “People see this and they really never know what kind of work went into it.”

Before devoting time and money to restoring lost treasures, it helps to know what’s worth saving. This month, the Vermont Historical Society and Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance are asking state residents to document their collection needs (see sidebar). But whatever the survey reports, Chris Hadsel, who now runs the statewide Painted Theater Curtain Project, attests that even “old-style”

No single project has absorbed the Shelburne conservator’s time and attention quite like this vintage merry-go-round.

Vermonters aren’t always aware of the cultural treasures right under their noses.

Over the last decade, Hadsel has raised and spent about a half-million dollars to restore more than 100 Vermont theater curtains; she says it could be the largest conservation project currently underway in New England. Many people who have volunteered to help were previously unaware that the curtains even existed. In some cases, Hadsel recalls, the curtains “had been rolled up with baling twine, or stuck above the ceiling or under the stage for so long that even the town clerks had no idea what they had!”

What’s more, notes State Archivist Gregory Sanford, not every cultural treasure is as visible as a Dentzel Carousel or a painted theater curtain. He should know: While some of the documents Sanford restores — such as Vermont’s original 1777 constitution or its copy of the Bill of Rights — have obvious

cultural significance, countless others just sit in filing cabinets. Think town charters and land records. That makes it hard, Sanford says, to get towns excited about investing in conservation.

“Conservation-type work is not the sexy work,” suggests Eileen Corcoran, executive director of the Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance. Her Vergennes office is headquartered at the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, where specialists conserve marine artifacts. “One of the reasons it’s so difficult to find funding is because it’s not the flashy stuff, or the exhibit itself, or the educational program,” Corcoran adds. “It’s the stuff that needs to be done so that you can utilize what you have.”

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That assessment resonates with Maureen Labenski, curator of the volunteer-run DAR John Strong Mansion Museum in West Addison. The former home of Revolutionary War veteran John Strong houses furniture, paintings and household objects from the 18th and 19th centuries. Labenski says small Vermont museums have to be creative. For example,

Kerschner of the Shelburne fixed a big “climate-control issue” in the museum’s basement by installing a new boiler, and the nonprofit Preservation Trust of Vermont contributed money towards the repair of some leaky windows.

In order to keep things going, Labenski says, the Strong periodically sells items from its permanent collection to keep its most valuable artifacts safe.

To some extent, large collecting institutions have a leg up on smaller ones when vying for conservation funding. Most federal grants from such sources as the Institute of Museum and Library Services, the National Endowment for the Humanities and the National Endowment for

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On July 14, two interns from the Vermont Historical Society in Barre will begin crisscrossing the state on a two-week treasure hunt. They aren’t looking for gold or silver, but feedback.

The interns are facilitating a 14-page statewide survey of Vermont’s collecting institutions that attempts to assess collections-related “needs.” Queries range from administrative (“In what county are you located?”) to wonkish (“What estimated percentage of your collection is stored in areas you consider to be an adequate environment?”), and will be answered in print and online. The survey is being supplemented by a series of statewide meetings that feature presentations by local historical gurus from each region.

The basic idea behind the survey, says Vermont Historical Society Curator Jackie Calder, is twofold: to ensure that Vermont’s collections are well cared for, and to give grant makers a better idea of what makes up Vermont’s cultural heritage.

The H-word, in this case, isn’t limited to fine art — Calder says many historic artifacts, books, manuscripts and papers are also worth conserving. The federally funded survey’s notion of “collecting institution” is similarly elastic: In addition to museums, galleries and historical societies, it is being mailed to public libraries, town clerks and probate courts. Such a survey is important, says Eileen Corcoran of the Vermont Museum and Gallery Alliance, because “pretty much everything we have is in a constant state of deterioration.”

Ultimately, notes State Archivist Gregory Sanford, any discussion about Vermont’s cultural heritage pits past against present.

Sanford says information from the survey will help state and local officials make difficult budgetary decisions between conservation — think circus carousels, theater curtains and town charters — and social services.

Vermont legislators have already made their bias toward the present clear on at least one front. John Dumville, Historic Sites Operations Chief for the Vermont Division for Historic Preservation, reports that the state’s general fund usually provides about $700,000 for maintenance and staffing at 10 historic sites, including the Justin Morrill Homestead in Stafford and the Old Constitution House in Windsor. This year, however, the money — which happens to be the same amount allocated to University of Vermont researchers last year for investigating hydrogen- and bio-based fuels — has been halved.

As a result of the budget cut, efforts to expand an education program at the Calvin Coolidge homestead in Plymouth have been halted. That’s where Coolidge, a Vermont native, was sworn into the presidency by lantern light on the night of August 3, 1923, after President Warren Harding died unexpectedly.

According to Freedom and Unity, an authoritative history of the state, Coolidge’s swearing-in ceremony is one of the “iconic moments of Vermont history.”

“We’re a small state, so it’s a small amount of money,” Dumville says of the fiscal belt-tightening. “But for us, it’s a big amount of money.”

To download the collection-needs survey, visit http://vermonthistory. org/index.php?Itemid=262&id=450&option=com_content&task=view.

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the Arts require 50-50 matches for conservation projects, explains Vermont Historical Society Curator Jackie Calder. With more resources, she says, “big dogs” such as the Shelburne Museum can leverage local dollars to match federal ones; smaller museums typically cannot.

Even the Shelburne, however, has had to sell off items — known as “deaccessioning” — in its collection to fund conservation initiatives. In the 1990s, the museum sold several European and American paintings in order to establish a $25 million conservation endowment. Proceeds from the fund now pay Kerschner’s salary. “We realized what it would really take to take care of our collections,” he recalls.

In addition to financial concerns, there’s the threat of fire or flood. A tour of the Shelburne provides an impromptu illustration: Two hours after greeting a reporter at the conservation lab, Kerschner strolls across Route 7 and discovers a fire truck circling the museum grounds.

A friendly guy who works in shirtsleeves, Kerschner isn’t alarmed by the truck’s presence.

But he’s not exactly relaxed, either.

“I don’t see any smoke,” Kerschner calls out to a museum staffer standing outside the building with a walkie-talkie. “But there’s something going on in there!”

Minutes later, officials discover that a ventilator in a historic wooden building has been drawing in smoke from a nearby bread oven. The place is just one of the museum’s 27 historic structures, Kerschner explains; as today’s scare makes clear, even a $130,000 computerized building monitoring system isn’t a guarantee against catastrophe.

Emergency planning is a hot topic in contemporary historicpreservation circles. According to the “Heritage Health Index,” a 2005 report sponsored by the Institute for Museum and Library Services, more than three-quarters of American museums and historical societies have no emergency plan. Rick Kerschner estimates that the majority of Vermont’s historical societies don’t have a written plan for an unexpected disaster.

Kerschner has his own concerns about safety. Over the last decade, the National Endowment for the Humanities has given the museum about $2 million to enact security, fire safety and climate-control improvements. This year, however, the money may be cut from the federal budget. The conservator says he’s appealing to Senator Patrick Leahy to restore the NEH money. But since the museum is also asking Leahy to help earmark funding for collections programming, his appeal may go unanswered.

Kerschner says the NEH funding issue speaks to a “healthy tension” between preservation and access. Generally speaking, conservators are more concerned with minimizing humidity and light exposure, he notes, while curators, museum directors and donors want collections to be viewed.

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the building that houses Monet paintings, Kerschner asks them to serve white wine, rather than red. If the weather’s nice, he requests that caterers set up outside.

The same dilemma applies to circus carousels. Around the time Kerschner started working in the conservation lab, the Shelburne Museum purchased a second carousel. Now that bright assemblage of mirrors, circus music and red paint sits

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The Shelburne Museum’s Round Barn is a red, 107-year-old structure that was built in East Passumpsic and moved to the museum in the mid-’80s. When Kerschner enters the building around 11:15, a gaggle of boisterous children has already gathered around

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Strolling the museum grounds en route to the Round Barn, Kerschner says he is cheered by the knowledge that the Dentzel Carousel will be viewed by future generations. But not ridden by kids; it’s a “com-

a group of brown horses and spotted giraffes. The conservator explains that the animals have been positioned to look as though they are circling the Round Barn’s central support column.

For a few moments, the kids argue over the parading animals like impatient gamblers outside paddocks at the Kentucky Derby. Their chaperone occasionally interjects to relay historical factoids. Before shuffling off to another new exhibit, one boy peers closely at the rear quarters of a Dentzel horse. “The tails are real!” he exclaims. �

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umption. If one word can sum up the theme of Gone with the Wind and the spirit of its feisty heroine, Scarlett Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Hara, it would be this saucy Southern synonym for tenacity and spunk. In 1936, Margaret STORY Mitchell identified her novelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s central ELISABETH question: â&#x20AC;&#x153;What makes some people able CREAN to come through catastrophes and others, apparently just as able, strong and brave, Moonlight go under?â&#x20AC;? and Magnolias, The essential quality, Mitchell directed by Kenneth Kimmins, believed, was gumption â&#x20AC;&#x201D; which the produced by author exhibited plenty of in her own St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s life. When fragile health forced her to Playhouse. give up a newspaper career, she spent a McCarthy Arts Center Theater, decade secretly typing out the 1037-page Colchester. tome in her tiny Atlanta apartment, July 9-12, showing manuscript pages only to her Wednesdayhusband. And when the story went on to Saturday, at 8 p.m. $27-33. capture American hearts and outsell every book save the Bible, it took a gutsy Hollywood producer to bring the beloved text to the screen.

David O. Selznick had guts and gumption. His quest to render Mitchellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mag1:38:36 PM num opus faithfully in Technicolor, however, sent him tearing through screenwriters like toilet paper. Playwright Ron Hutchinson reimagines the final frenzy of script-doctoring in Moonlight and Magnolias (2004): Selznick, writer Ben

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Hecht and director Victor Fleming all locked in Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office for five days, churning out the finished screenplay.

Hutchinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s farce has the zany edge of a 1930s screwball comedy. The stunning set of the St. Michaelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Playhouse production perfectly captured the eraâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s visual language. And Kenneth Kimminsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; skillful direction reinforced the delicious sense of traveling back in time, as did most of the actorsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; performances.

Irish-born Hutchinson is an accomplished playwright who also has spent two decades writing for television and film in Hollywood. His own work as a script doctor drew him to the story of Hechtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s emergency GWTW fix. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been all around the world in closed hotel rooms, from Libya to Morocco to Mexico, hammering out new scripts with ulcer-ridden, catatonic producers,â&#x20AC;?

Hutchinson recalled in a 2007 interview. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The pressure is immense, there is craziness all around.â&#x20AC;?

Hutchinson distills the madness in Moonlight and Magnolias while also decanting great affection for Old Hollywood. The story and characters hew closely to the real events of February 1939. But the playwrightâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s poetic license also turns Selznick, Hecht and Fleming

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The entire play takes place in the producerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s office â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the crucible for creating cinematic immortality, from Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s point of view. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s only in the movies where the dead can walk,â&#x20AC;? he reflects. â&#x20AC;&#x153;You know any other way to live forever?â&#x20AC;?

As the play opens, Selznick is feverishly pitching the GWTW rewrite to Hecht, who seems to be the only person in America who hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t read the book.

Fleming soon arrives; Selznick has pulled him from directing The Wizard of Oz to replace George Cukor at the helm of GWTW. Jaded Hecht insists, â&#x20AC;&#x153;No Civil War movie ever made a dime,â&#x20AC;? and the writer struggles to follow Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s description of the convoluted plot. To help, Fleming and Selznick act out the novel, scene by scene, with Hecht fashioning a script at the typewriter as they do.

Hilarity ensues. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The digestive juices get mixed up with the creative juices,â&#x20AC;?

Selznick says. And so the mogul puts the trio on a diet of what he proclaims to be brain food â&#x20AC;&#x201D; peanuts and bananas â&#x20AC;&#x201D; brought in by his secretary. The pudgy Jewish executive and the macho WASP director become comical case studies in Bad Acting 101, playing the sashaying Scarlett, swooning Melanie and simpering

remarkable physical resemblance to the movie mogul. Just as the real Selznick threw himself into his work, Keiser embraced the role with zest, embodying his characterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s driven spirit and zeal for filmmaking. He marched with the short, efficient steps of a field marshal, hands frequently clasped behind his back. His eyes widened behind wire-rimmed glasses, radiating Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s determination to defeat Hechtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cynicism and Flemingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s devil-may-care attitude through sheer force of will.

John Patrick Hayden showed a delightful gift for deadpan comedy as director Victor Fleming. He was off and running from his characterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s charmingly profane opening lines: â&#x20AC;&#x153;I hate to kiss and run . . . but . . . I have 116 munchkins deaddrunk in the corridors or fornicating in the urinals of the Culver Hotel.â&#x20AC;? Hayden painted the arrogant, touchy director with kinetic vigor, slumping broodingly at times and then springing to life. The intense pressure gradually dents Flemingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s confident façade, however. By the fifth day, nonchalance and swagger vacillate with tears and fearful hallucinations.

Abby Lee portrayed Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s beleaguered secretary, Miss Poppenghul, with the pert efficiency expected of a Girl Friday, always anticipating what the boss wants and providing what he needs. Her

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Noo Yawk accent and rapid repartee with Keiser greatly added to the showâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s retro vibe. In fact, the performances of Keiser, Hayden and Lee all glowed with the larger-than-life energy of 1930s screen actors. They played the fast-paced farce without hamminess, and with unself-conscious glee.

As Ben Hecht, however, Richard Warner broke the spell. He seemed like a visitor from the present. His lines were mostly there â&#x20AC;&#x201D; he stumbled over the lightning-quick dialogue a bit more than the others. But Warnerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s characterization seemed anachronistic; he didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t quite fall in with the screwball rhythms of speech or physical action. There was never a sense that his version of the screenwriter could have stepped out of a flickering celluloid frame.

Throughout the story, Selznick reminds Fleming that every detail matters for GWTW, even the shape of the ice for drinks. Ice cubes didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t exist in 1860, so ice must be crushed, not cubed, in the movie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;One mistake and the whole illusionâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lost, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s just a bunch of actors standing in front of wood and canvas,â&#x20AC;? Selznick warns. Hechtâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s performance didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t ruin the play, but it compromised the fantasy of being transported to another era.

And this is the magic of Hutchinsonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s play, Mitchellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s book, and the brilliant film finally made from it: the power of fiction to sweep you into another place and time so convincingly that you feel you were there. And so you care when those worlds are gone with the wind. ďż˝

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Prissy as Hecht pecks away at the Underwood. Hecht is aghast at some of the storyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s themes, but Selznick insists on staying true to Mitchellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tale.

As fatigue drives them to the edge of physical collapse, the trio takes turns dismissing one anotherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s craft, motives and reputation. But in the end, they get the job done. Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s vision is the driving force. He laments that his industryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s golden age may be over. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Before we turn the lights off, I want to make one great movie, to show just how good it could have been.â&#x20AC;? Fleming and Hecht predict a â&#x20AC;&#x153;turkey.â&#x20AC;? But of course the audience knows what a triumph the finished film will become.

At St. Mikeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, James F. Wolkâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s elegant, curvilinear design for Selznickâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s spacious office was a rich visual confection of late1930s, over-the-top Hollywood style.

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“The Terrible Angel of Freedom” by Rafael Cauduro

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engeful angels, decadently grand architecture, masks and skulls are well ensconced in the iconography of Mexican painter Rafael Cauduro. In what is clearly a coup for Stowe’s Helen Day Art Center, the exhibition “Sin Fronteras (No Borders)” has brought work by a major international artist to northern Vermont.

Cauduro’s unique vision encompasses both universal themes and Mexican cultural issues in the tradition of the great “Mexican Renaissance” muralists Jose Clemente Orozco, Diego Rivera and David Alfaro Siqueiros.

Cauduro is also a muralist who has produced works in the London and Paris subways, as well as in the U.S. and Mexico. The large-scale acrylic paintings at the HDAC have the presence of murals and integrate 3-D assemblage elements and intense textures. Cauduro has mastered the look and feel of decay.

In Mesoamerican cultures, tzompantli were racks of pierced skulls thought to have been taken from war captives. As in tzompantli, the skulls in Cauduro’s images are never from a single beheading. “Tzompantli With Angel and Girls,” a multilayered 78-by-48-inch mixedmedia acrylic, combines youth and death into a striking allegory for the transience of life. While Cauduro’s figuration is often exquisite, there’s nothing beautiful about the story it conveys. Instead, transience appears to be a cruel trick orchestrated by the deceptively lovely young angel at the top of the composition. Her face has a strangely iron-willed look, and her gray wings sport dense, disheveled feathers. The angel’s hand seems to be both protecting and clutching a partly decomposed child, surrounded by the decaying skulls of a tzompantli wall. Given the plural “girls” in the title, perhaps the

surrounding skulls are not those of warriors.

Orozco, perhaps the most eloquent of the Mexican Renaissance muralists, wrote in 1923, “A painting should not be a commentary but the fact itself; not a reflection but light itself; not an interpretation but the thing to be interpreted.” Cauduro’s 70-by-48-inch

Christ are juxtaposed in the 34-by-67-inch “Cristo 23.” The sports car runs along the top three-quarters of the long horizontal piece, while the emaciated male figure, a white cloth draped around his waist, reposes inside a narrow catacomb vault. The automobile is cracked and broken down. The empty, neutral back-

While Cauduro’s figuration is often exquisite, there’s nothing beautiful about the story it conveys.

“Washbasin with Tzompantli” is just that concrete.

The trompe l’oeil white bathroom sink is tucked into a classical niche, overlooked by four skulls reflected in a mirror. Tiles and grout that seem real make up the somewhat squalid bathroom interior.

“The Terrible Angel of Freedom” is a 48-by-60-inch painting based on Eugene Delacroix’s 1830 “Liberty Leading the People.” The epic Delacroix image of a bare-breasted Liberty leading revolutionaries through barricades is here translucently superimposed on a decrepit Spanish colonial building. Its porch is supported by two pillars that bear small posters reading “PRE” and “PAN” — the acronyms of Mexico’s two entrenched political parties. Cauduro replaced Delacroix’s French tricolor with the red, white and green flag of Mexico.

A red BMW convertible and a beardless, balding

ground is also crumbling. A picture of Cauduro on his website suggests that the Christ could be a self-portrait (he and his wife were, in fact, in a serious automobile accident), but either way, the figure conveys a sly humor. Three of the left hand’s fingers are curled, the middle finger slightly extended in a subtly expressive, profane gesture.

In an interview with Manelick de la Parra, the filmmaker and Stowe resident who made the exhibition possible, Cauduro said, “My fascination for ruins, for deterioration, is simply to recognize the complex evidence left by the passage of time. In ruins you can find hidden facts, unexpected richness, stories never told. In a word: You find narrative in the decline.” Cauduro’s mysterious narratives may trace that decline, but his star is on the rise. m - marc awodey

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RAY HUDSON DEMONSTRATION: The artist shows how to make woodblock prints in the Chinese Shui Yin, or water printing, method, in conjunction with his current exhibit. Wednesday, July 9, 3-7 p.m., Carolâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Hungry Mind CafĂŠ, Middlebury. Info, 388-6867. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;REPRESENTING ART IN THE 19TH CENTURY: ALMA-TADEMAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S â&#x20AC;&#x153;THE SCULPTURE GARDENâ&#x20AC;?â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: T. Barton Thurber, curator of European art, gives a lecture in conjunction with the 25th anniversary of the Classical Association of New Englandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Summer Institute, and based on the Alma-Tadema painting.

Wednesday, July 9, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2808.

JULY FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: More than 40 galleries and other art venues stay open late to welcome pedestrian viewers. Friday, July 11, 5-8 p.m. in the city of Burlington Info, 264-4839. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;EXPOSED! 2008â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Go on a walkabout to view the works in this annual group outdoor sculpture show on the gallery lawn and sited around town. Maps of sculpture locations at the gallery and the Stowe Area Association office.

Friday, July 11, 5:30-7:30 p.m., Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. See â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Exposed!

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at the same time, the national crafts revival of the ’70s put him on the cusp of a trend.

When the Artist Blacksmith’s Association of North America met for the first time in 1973, the few surviving professional blacksmiths passed on their knowledge to eager twentysomethings. Bronstein pulls the book he used to teach himself the trade off a dusty shelf in his shop, a converted barn with a dirt floor he created by jackhammering through 2 feet of concrete.

He says Edge of the Anvil, published in 1978, was the first tome on blacksmithing to appear in 30 years.

STEVE BRONSTEIN BLACKSMITH

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lacksmith Steve Bronstein loves to talk shop while tossing hot iron around. The manic energy behind Blackthorne Forge in Marshfield, he narrates highlights from the history of his trade at a shout as he pivots from roaring forge to anvil to pneumatic power hammer. The 51-year-old works barehanded, nominally shielded from flying sparks by a leather waist apron torn down the middle and, when he thinks of it, goggles.

Traditional blacksmithing had nearly disappeared when Bronstein took it up in 1979, he says; the last generation to forge iron for a living was born around 1900. But

Whirling back to the forge, Bronstein jabs some rusty tongs into the horizontally shooting flames and extracts an orangehot vessel with a two-pronged, petal-like opening. “I think I’m making a vase,” he comments, sounding open to other possibilities. When he transfers the piece to an anvil, various long-handled tools that had been balanced there clatter to the ground. Bronstein pays no attention: He has about 20 seconds to pound the metal into a different shape before it begins to cool.

“You know the saying, ‘Strike when the iron’s hot’?” he yells. “Well,” — bang, bang — “when you pull it out of the fire, [it’s] not a time to be contemplative.” A few more bangs and he has reversed the prongs’ curves.

Bronstein’s story comes out in pieces as he moves in hyperdrive around the shop.

The Long Islander arrived in Vermont in 1978 after college to work in a physiology lab at the University of Vermont. Needing a chisel for his hobby of woodturning on a lathe, he decided to make one, and

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signed up for a one-day workshop on blacksmithing at UVM’s Church Street Center, now the Firehouse Gallery. He produced only a poker that day, but he was hooked. When the Shelburne Museum advertised for a seasonal blacksmith to do demonstrations, he brought his poker to the interview as a sample of his work. “I told them I had a lot more at home,” he says with a grin. The ruse worked: He got the job.

Museum-goers prompted Bronstein to learn, he says. “They would ask me, ‘How do you make that?’ and I would have to go and look it up.” Later, in his Burlington studio, old-timers would see the smoke from his then-coal-fired forge and offer him advice.

Bronstein still uses an 1890 hammer, its network of gears now powered by electricity instead of a water wheel, and two anvils that date from the 1700s. But he deplores traditionalism for its own sake. While some purists seek out wrought iron, now nearly obsolete, Bronstein buys plumbing pipe from Capitol Steel in Montpelier.

He constantly creates new forms, too. But, with a crew of four, Bronstein reproduces only visually striking, marketable products, most of which can be duplicated on jigs. Among the forge’s offerings — which range in style from scrolly to streamlined modern — are 11 different models of menorahs, wall and desk clocks, lamps with cutout metal shades and garden ornaments in the shape of giant insects. Alene Wheeler, Bronstein’s 27-year-old office

manager and welder, points out the month’s orders: There are 36 for menorahs alone from galleries around the country. “Last month I shipped out 45 orders in 50pound boxes each,” she says.

Together Bronstein and Wheeler carry the cooled, unfinished vase into the showroom, where they can discuss its future without shouting. Should it stand on its own, or be placed concentrically within another, similar shape? “We have a ton of orders to fill,” Bronstein says with an unapologetic grin, “but I’m playing now.”

Steve Bronstein’s work can be found at his studio at 3821 Route 2 in Marshfield, in select Vermont galleries, and online at www. blackthorneforge.com.

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TALKS/EVENTS << 33A ‘POMPEII AND HERCULEANEUM IN ALMA-TADEMA’S PAINTING “THE SCULPTURE GALLERY”: This lunchtime gallery talk is by T. Barton Thurber, curator of European art.

Wednesday, July 16, 12:30-1:30 p.m., Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2808.

RAFAEL CAUDURO: La Fiesta de la Bella Lengua (Party of the Beautiful Language) Potluck, an evening of art, Spanish conversation and dance, in conjunction with the exhibit “Sin Fronteras (No Borders).” Wednesday, July 16, 6-9:30 p.m., Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. See Rafael Cauduro in ongoing for more info.

RECEPTIONS

MELANIE PHELPS: “Circles and Spirals,” acrylic paintings. Through August 3 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Reception: Thursday, July 10, 5-7 p.m. Info, 454-0141.

‘WOMEN TO WATCH: FOUR PHOTOGRAPHERS’: Photographic works

by Bethany Bond, Luciana Frigerio, Lynne Jaeger Weinstein and collaborative pieces by Tarrah Krajnak and Wilka Roig, curated by John Miller for the Vermont Committee of the National Museum of Women in the Arts. Through August 13 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Reception: Thursday, July 10, 5-7 p.m. Info, 828-0749.

ANNE SPORTUN: “Experimental Jewelry” by the Canadian designer; and DAVID JOHANSEN: “Light Forms and Icescapes,” images of ephemeral objects and events. Through July 31 at Grannis Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-8 p.m. Info, 660-2032.

‘LAND ON PAPER’: The second annual show of landscape prints by studio members. Through July 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Reception: Friday, July 11, 6-8 p.m. Info, 295-5901.

JOSEPH WHEELWRIGHT: Stone carvings and bronze castings by the artist renowned for his large stone heads throughout New England. Through August 10 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-7 p.m. Info, 438-2097.

RICK HAYES: “Best of Times, Worst of Times” — one wall features prints inspired by 9/11, the opposing wall shows “Apparition,” a photographic display of a glass sculpture, “The Crystal City.” July 11 through August 29 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-9 p.m. Info, 859-9222.

RICHARD WEIS: Paintings, many of which evolved from the artist’s Fulbright residency in South Korea. July 11 through August 3 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-8 p.m. Info, 775-0570.

NANCY WEIS: Art installation. July 11 through August 3 at The Brick Box Gallery Installation Window, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-8 p.m. Info, 775-0570.

RICHARD W. BROWN: “Obstinate Paradise: Scenes from Vermont’s Hill Farms,” photographs. July 9-31 at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 388-1436.

KIRSTEN HOVING: “When Trees Dream,” an exhibit of photographs by the Middlebury College art professor. Through September 6 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-7 p.m. Info, 453-3188.

ROBIN KENT & BARBARA EFCHAK: Humorous wall pieces and sculpture made from recycled wood that describe common experiences and human rituals; and new pottery inspired by botanical forms, respectively. Through August 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild in Brandon. Reception: Friday, July 11, 5-7:30 p.m. Info, 247-4956.

JANET FISH: “Into the Light,” contemporary realist paintings that explore the action of light on objects, by the Vermont artist. In the Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum.

July 12 through September 23 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Reception: Saturday, July 12, 2-4 p.m. Info, 362-1405.

JOHN BRICKELS: “Bolts and Bots,” clay sculptures, including a new series of robots. Through August 24 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Saturday, July 12, 5-8 p.m. Info, 223-7680.

PETER SEWARD: “The Tower of Babel,” paintings and prints that juxtapose the work of a 19th-century surveyor with contemporary cellphone towers. July 12 through August 12 at Depot Theatre in Westport, N.Y. Reception: Saturday, July 12, 5-7 p.m. Info, 518-962-4449.

ANNE CADY: “Heart in Hand,” new paintings that pay homage to the beauty of Vermont. July 12 through August 31 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Reception: Saturday, July 12, 6-8 p.m. Info, 253-1818.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Paintings of cows and other Vermont-inspired creations. Through July 31 at Wild Fibers Studio & Gallery in South Hero. Reception: Wednesday, July 16, 5-7 p.m. Info, 310-9159.

ONGOING :: burlington area DAVE KINSEY: “Paper Trail,” prints that reflect the human experience through images of urban figures by the Californiabased artist. Through August 1 at Pursuit Gallery in Burlington. Info, 862-3883.

DAVID SOKOL: Prints from the artist’s new book, The Golem of Church Street, and other work that examines and reflects on a “new and emerging anti-Semitism.”

Through August 9 at Kasini House in Burlington. Info, 264-4839.

REMAKE/REMODEL Portraiture is fragmented into abstract images that only tangentially evoke physical details in the Firehouse Gallery’s “Re-Figure” exhibition.

Barbara Zucker’s “Time Signatures” series takes wrinkles as a point of departure, while Elise Engler’s works accumulate jumbled images metaphorically related to her subjects’ surroundings. The conceptually based show is on view at the Church Street venue through July 26. Pictured: “Time Signatures: Inuit Woman 2” by Zucker.

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ELIZABETH CLEARY: Paintings of people, places and still lifes that emphasize light. Through August 20 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GATHERING OF THE MINDSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Pictures of the Universe and Faces of Nature: Hungerford Series,â&#x20AC;? artwork resulting from two years of inspiration from residents and friends of 24 Hungerford Terrace in Burlington. Works done in oil, pastel, pen and ink and more. Curated by Bill Ottman and displayed in the Mezzanine. Through August 15 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. â&#x20AC;&#x153;HIROSHIMA-NAGASAKI ATOMIC BOMB EXHIBITIONâ&#x20AC;?: Photographs and facts about the atomic bombings and calls for peace, presented by the Hiroshima Peace Memorial Museum. Through July 29 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

JOSHUA GIVENS: New works in oil and acrylic. Through July 31 at The Monkey House in Winooski. Info, 922-4672.

KAREN DAWSON: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Doing Time,â&#x20AC;? oil and acrylic paintings assembled to go beyond the â&#x20AC;&#x153;radicalized finitudeâ&#x20AC;? of works of art. Through July 29 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, 865-6227.

KARI MEYER: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Magic of the Land,â&#x20AC;? acrylic landscape paintings by the Vermont artist. Through July 15 at Courtyard Burlington Harbor by Marriott in Burlington. Info, 272-4763.

KARUNA J. JOBANPUTRA: â&#x20AC;&#x153;15 Blessings,â&#x20AC;? black-and-white photographs of people from India, Kenya and Tanzania. Through August 31 at Davis Center, UVM in Burlington. Info, 560-4390.

KATE LONG HODGES & TED WADE SPRINGER: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Kate and Ted in the West: From Near and Far,â&#x20AC;? photos and collage; and â&#x20AC;&#x153;PERSONAL STAGES FOR ALEX CHIRELSTEINâ&#x20AC;?: a tribute to the late founder of VSA Arts of Vermont. Through July 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Beautiful, fun acrylic paintings promoting art and awareness. Through July 31 at Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in Burlington. Info, 310-9159.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Cosmic and musically inspired acrylic paintings.

Through July 15 at Radio Bean in Burlington. Info, 310-9159.

KRISTEN M. WATSON: â&#x20AC;&#x153;We Wish to See God: Places of Worship,â&#x20AC;? photographs in the church nave by the summer artist-in-residence, focusing on the spaces and devices used by Vermonters.

Through August 31 at St. Paulâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cathedral in Burlington. Info, 864-0471.

KRISTEN WATSON: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Homestead, the Journey Back to Mother,â&#x20AC;? silver gelatin prints. Through July 26 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

LANCE RICHBOURG: â&#x20AC;&#x153;The Marilyns,â&#x20AC;? paintings of the iconic actress Marilyn Monroe, two with Joe DiMaggio, on newsprint. Through July 31 at The Menâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

LINDA DURKEE: Mixed-media collages; and ISAAC GRAHAM: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Coast to Coast,â&#x20AC;? oil paintings; and DEBORAH HILLMAN: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Art of the Inner World,â&#x20AC;? paintings; and SARAH MILTON: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Abstract Reality in Color,â&#x20AC;? oil paintings.

Through July 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273.

LINDA E. JONES & RIKI MOSS: The Vermont artists share an exhibit with earthy palettes and organic forms, featuring encaustic paintings and large-cast paper sculptures, respectively. Through July 13 at 215 College Street Artistsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Cooperative in Burlington. Info, 863-3662.

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LOUISA LARSON: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bellies and Babies,â&#x20AC;? photos of pregnant women and their babes. Through July 31 at Viva Espresso in Burlington. Info, 876-7422.

LYNNE BERARD: Watercolors of the Northeast Kingdom, in a style reminiscent of Georgia Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Keeffe; Pickering Room; and DAVE DAVIDSON: A career retrospective featuring works in glass, print and other media, Mezzanine Gallery and Reading Room Display Case.

Through August 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

MALTEX SHOW: The hallways of all four floors are filled with paintings by Valerie Ugro, Gregory Albright, Lee Arrington and Peter Williams; monoprints by Nori Lupfer and Carolyn Shattuck; photography by Jim Rathmell; and sculpture and shadowboxes by Aaron Stein. Through August 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MARY CASSATT: FRIENDS AND FAMILY: More than 60 paintings by the great American Impressionist, on loan from private collections and other museums, explore the family theme. Talks about the works daily at 1:30 p.m. and every Thursday at 6:30 p.m. from July 3 to August 14, in the Webb Gallery.

Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346.

MATTHEW THORSEN: Black-andwhite portraits by the Burlington photographer. Through July 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 859-8909.

MEMPHIS BARBREE: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Tibet in Exile,â&#x20AC;? color photography, Gates 1 & 2; and JOSHUA NASE: Abstract mixedmedia paintings, Skyway; and DAN GOTTSEGEN: Oil paintings, Escalator.

Through July 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

MIRIAM ADAMS & ADELAIDE MURPHY TYROL: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Intimate and Expansive Views,â&#x20AC;? recent paintings by the Vermont artists.

Through July 29 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.

PAULA HASKELL: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Graceful Wind,â&#x20AC;? traditional and modern windmill silhouettes in watercolor and ink. Through July 31 at Smokejacks Restaurant in Burlington. Info, 864-1886. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;STITCHED TOGETHER: QUILTS AND THEIR STORIESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Works from the permanent collection and the tales behind their creation and care. Through August 29 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

WARREN KIMBLEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S AMERICA: A retrospective of the internationally known Vermont folk artist, including his new series, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Widows of Warâ&#x20AC;?; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ART IN THE ROUND: SHELBURNE MUSEUMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S DENTZEL CAROUSELâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Recently restored hand-carved figures, as well as panels and vintage organ, from a 1902 carousel; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;GROWING GREENâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: An exploration of the creative uses of plants in contemporary design; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PURSE-ONALITY: HANDBAGS WITH ATTITUDEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Hip, funny and stylish handbags; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DESIGN REWIND: THE ORIGINS OF INNOVATIONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Contemporary furniture and accessories compared with 18th- and 19th-century predecessors; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LONGOLAND: IT MIGHT BE CONTAGIOUSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Soft creatures by plush artist Joshua Longo; and â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;QUILTS IN BLOOMâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Stunning textile art from contemporary quilters; and Beach Lodge and Beach Gallery, re-opened with new exhibitions of big game trophies, Adirondack camp furniture and photographs of the American West. Through October 26 at Shelburne Museum in Shelburne. Info, 985-3346. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WATER WORKSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Water-inspired art and objects, from pitchers to holy water sprinklers to beach-resort photographs, from the permanent collection. Through August 24 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WORLD VIEWS: PAINTING AND PHOTOGRAPHYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: New Orleans paintings by Michael Savoie; â&#x20AC;&#x153;Hidden Beautyâ&#x20AC;? photographs of the frozen lake by George Rooney; Vermont seasons paintings by Marilyn Neagley; and women of Senegal photographs by Micshu Harris.

Through August 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 651-9692.

:: central AMALIA ELENA VERALLI & HENRY ERICKSON: Flower macro photographs and â&#x20AC;&#x153;Water Sutrasâ&#x20AC;? photographs, respectively. Through August 3 at Bundy Center for the Arts in Waitsfield. Info, 496-4781.

ARTHUR WILLIAMS: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Remembering Maine,â&#x20AC;? paintings. Through July 31 at Vermont Arts Council Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3291.

ARTHUR ZORN: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Improving Visions,â&#x20AC;? new works by the Vermont artist.

Through July 31 at Governorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BAZAAR BIZARREâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A gallery full of odd items, from Mali basketry to Urdu totes to stone candelabras and more.

Through July 30 at Cooler Gallery in White River Junction. Info, 295-8008.

BREAD & PUPPET POSTER EXHIBIT: Limited edition original historical and political posters and Bread and Puppet Press art. Through July 31 at Plainfield Community Center Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-4662.

DAVID A. PORTER: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Urban Exploration,â&#x20AC;?

35mm photography of abandoned mills, factories and other buildings around New York and Vermont. Through July 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier.

Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com.

GRETCHEN ZIMMER: â&#x20AC;&#x153;A Tribute to Claude Monet,â&#x20AC;? the waterlily paintings.

Through August 31 at Rhapsody CafĂŠ in Montpelier. Info, 224-9174.

JACK SABON: Oil abstractions on board, influenced by Alaskan folklore, by the Native American artist. Through July 31 at Vermont Chocolatiers in Northfield. Info, 253-8220. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LEAVE A PAPER TRAILâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A group show exposing the versatile and beautiful qualities of paper, Main Floor Gallery; and SPAULDING HIGH SCHOOL STUDENTS: Artworks, Second Floor Gallery; and MARY E. JOHNSON: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Defining Nature,â&#x20AC;? photographs, Third Floor Gallery. Through July 26 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

MATT LARSON: Digital photographs of Vermont. Through August 31 at Axelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Frameshop in Waterbury. Info, 244-7801.

MICKI COLBECK: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Faces,â&#x20AC;? oil paintings. Through August 8 at Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village. Info, 889-9404.

MISSY CARY STORROW & ROBIN LAHUE: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Crossings,â&#x20AC;? a spiritual interpretation of the bridges of Montpelier in various media. Through August 31 at Westview Meadows in Montpelier. Info, 485-7770. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;ODD BABIES: FOUR ARTISTS EXPLORE THE DOLLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Vermont artists Nina Gaby, Chris London, Tiffany Ownbey and Beth Robinson exhibit â&#x20AC;&#x153;dollsâ&#x20AC;? in clay, fabric and papier-mâchĂŠ, bridging craft and fine art. Through July 20 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680.

PENELOPE JENCKS: Sculpture in bronze, terracotta and plaster.

Through July 30 at Big Town Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670.

REBECCA GOTTESMAN: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Natureâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Wonders,â&#x20AC;? large oil landscape paintings by the Upper Valley artist. Through September 30 at Tip Top CafĂŠ in White River Junction. Info, 356-6200.

:: champlain valley ALISA DWORSKY: Prints, drawings and sculpture from the past 10 years by the Montpelier artist. Through August 2 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

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‘ART NOW’: Recent acquisitions in photography and film/video. Through August 10 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007.

CLAIRE CLAYMAN GEER: “Backyard Series,” watercolors and watercollages featuring abstract and semi-abstract images inspired by the artist’s backyard views. July 10 through September 1 at Starry Night Café in Ferrisburgh. Info, 877-6316. KIMBERLY ANN DECICCO: Recent Works: Vibrant paintings focused on familiar spaces. Through August 30 at Terasem Movement Foundation Office & Galleria in Bristol. Info, 453-8533.

NICK MAYER: “Reflections on Nature,” paintings by the artist-biologist.

Through July 31 at Lincoln Library in Lincoln. Info, 456-2635.

RAY HUDSON: “Marginal Angels, Fugitive Landscape,” woodcuts. Through July 31 at Carol’s Hungry Mind Café in Middlebury. Info, 388-0101.

‘TIME WELL SPENT’: Students of the Johnson State College advanced photography and digital media programs, mentored by John Miller, took these images of elder residents at the Craftsbury Community Care Center.

Through September 6 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.

‘TOMBS, TEMPLES, PLACES AND TEA: CERAMICS IN ASIA AND BEYOND’: An exhibit that explores the practical and social uses of ceramics. Through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College Museum of Art in Middlebury. Info, 443-5007.

JULY FEATURED ARTISTS: Highlighted members of the cooperative gallery this month are photographer Jo Ann Wazny, painters Nancy Hayden and Patrick Murphy, and textile basket maker Pam Voss. Through July 31 at Artist In Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403.

KATHLEEN MANLEY: “New England Views,” oil landscape paintings.

Through August 17 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.

MICHAEL STRAUSS: “Looking Under the Surface,” a personal journey of an artist at work featuring photographs, descriptive text, in-process and completed landscape and still-life paintings. Through July 31 at Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-2600.

RAFAEL CAUDURO: “Sin Fronteras (No Borders),” realist/surrealist paintings by the Mexican master, considered the “Diego Rivera of the 21st century.”

Through August 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

THE MISSISQUOI NATIONAL WILDLIFE REFUGE PROJECT: An exhibit of paintings and photographs reflecting the wildlife, water and landscape by members of the St. Albans Artists’ Guild. Through July 31 at Missisquoi National Wildlife Refuge in Swanton. Info, 868-4781.

:: southern ‘PAINTING THE BEAUTIFUL’: A major retrospective of American Impressionist paintings from the Michener Art Museum Collection. Through August 11 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405.

JUDY HAWKINS: Oil landscape paintings by the Westminster artist.

Through July 26 at Crowell Gallery in Newfane. Info, 387-4854.

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COOPERATIVE GALLERY SHOW: Artwork by the 24 gallery members includes all styles of painting, collage, threedimensional works and notecards.

Through October 31 at Jacob Walker Art Gallery in Morristown. Info, 244-6648.

CRISTINA PELLECHIO & ESME THOMPSON: The ceramic artist and painter share an exhibit in the East Gallery. Through August 30 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

DON SUNSERI: Artworks by the late founder of the GRACE progam, along with pieces by artists who currently work there: Michael Gray, Marie La Pre Grabon, Carol Putham and Kathy Stark.

Through July 31 at White Water Gallery in East Hardwick. Info, 563-2037.

DOT KIBBEE & MERRILL DENSMORE: Unique, delicate heavily patterned paintings, and colorful, bold paintings of the rural Vermont landscape, respectively. Through July 24 at GRACE in Hardwick. Info, 472-6857.

ERNEST HAAS: The well-known maritime and historical artist has a rare solo show of paintings and limited-edition prints, including one of the Isle La Motte Light.

Through July 17 at Fisk Farm Art Center in Isle La Motte. Info, 658-0565.

‘EXPOSED! 2008’: Curated by Meg McDevitt, this annual group outdoor sculpture show features works by more than two dozen artists, on the gallery lawn and sited around town. Maps of sculpture locations at the gallery and the Stowe Area Association office. July 11 through October 11 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

‘GARDEN REFLECTIONS’: A collaborative exhibit of prints and paintings by Marion Greenwood, Ellen Levitt, Meryl Lebowitz and Viiu Niiler. Through July 15 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 535-5008.

GARY ECKHART, ELIZABETH ALLEN & ROBERT F. AIKEN: “Quintessential Vermont,” local landscape paintings in watercolor, oil and acrylic, respectively.

Through August 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653.

JOEL FISHER: Thirty bronze sculptures that had been stolen from the artist’s home and studio last winter, and recovered. Through July 23 at Red Mill Gallery in Johnson. Info, 635-2727.

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resumptive Republican presidential nominee John McCain unveiled details of his economic policy today, telling an audience in Ohio that if elected, he would support a real-estate tax holiday for beer heiresses. Sen. McCain said that his tax-holiday plan could lead to a revival for the U.S. economy, arguing, “The key to this country’s economic well-being has been and will always be those Americans with vast inherited brewery wealth.”

The Arizona senator took great pains to indicate that the tax holiday would not be available to all brewery heiresses, “just those with a net worth of over 100 million dollars.”

Sen. McCain’s real-estate taxholiday proposal came on the heels of the news that his wife, presumptive First Lady nominee Cindy McCain, had failed to pay real-estate taxes on her La Jolla, Calif., home for four years.

But Sen. McCain was quick to dismiss speculation that his realestate tax holiday proposal was intended to help his wife, adding, “Anyone who is serious about fixing the U.S. economy would start with the engine of that economy, which as everyone knows is brewery heiresses.”

Standing at Sen. McCain’s side during his appearance, Mrs. McCain endorsed the real-estate tax holiday and offered an explanation for her failure to pay four years’ worth of realestate taxes.

Anyone who is serious about fixing the U.S. economy would start with the engine of that economy, which as everyone knows is brewery heiresses.

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Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.

Difficulty this week: H Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com.

H = Moderate HH = Challenging HHH = Hoo, boy!

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “The only way

to get a difficult feeling to go away is simply to love yourself for it,” says author Christiane Northrup. “If you think you’re stupid, then love yourself for feeling that way. It’s a paradox, but it works. To heal, you must . . . shine the light of compassion on any areas within you that you feel are unacceptable.” While I personally believe this is a crafty strategy, I suggest adding a twist in order to double its effectiveness: As you’re loving yourself for your difficult feeling, literally laugh out loud at how crazily worried and wound up you are about it.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): According to Harper’s Index, 97 percent of us believe that following our own conscience is a sign of a strong character. On the other hand, 92 percent of us think that obeying authorities shows strong character. What that apparently means is that most of us feel we can and should heed the dictates of our own conscience and please the people who control things. In the coming weeks, I think that might be possible for you to do once or twice. But most the time, I suspect you’ll have to decide between being either an impeccable rebel or a loyal devotee.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Some people

skip to the end of a book and read the last few pages while they’re still in its early stages.

They want to know what will ultimately happen without going through the steps that lead up to it. While it’s harmless to prematurely peek at how a book’s story resolves, trying a similar approach could cause problems if you do it with your life in the coming weeks. Distortions might arise from trying to “time-travel” to a future date and foresee the outcome of a process you’re in the middle of. It could sap your ability to carry out the work you’ll need to do. Or it may fill you with false expectations that cause you to misjudge your allies. Be patient.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Mazel tov is

a Hebrew phrase meaning “good luck,” but its literal translation is “may the stars be good to

jobs. cars. pets. gear. music. houses. tickets. skis. bikes. stuff.

you.” It suggests that stellar energies influence our fate. In his book Jewish Magic and Superstition, Joshua Trachtenberg riffs on Judaism’s ancient debate about the subject: “The stars determine human actions, but they too are creatures of G-d, established by Him to perform this special function, and therefore the influence they exert is subject to His Will. Repentance, prayer, piety, charity, good deeds . . . are the instruments by means of which man can induce G-d to alter His decrees and consequently to modify the fate that is written in the stars for him.” I offer this, Cancerian, as evidence that the title of my column, “Free Will Astrology,” is not an oxymoron. You have more power to shape your destiny than you imagine — and now is a perfect time to prove it.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): This oracle was origi-

nally commissioned by a spiritual wilderness school to train its students in high-stress meditation. It has been tested by disciplined explorers who’ve learned to be fluid and resourceful in the midst of natural chaos. Now it’s being made available to you, Leo — just in time for the last stretch of your dash (or crawl) across the wasteland. By contemplating the code phrase that appears at the end of this message, you will discover the key for turning poisons into medicine, taking advantage of your weaknesses, and knowing your direction without a compass.

Here it is: Love the beauty and intelligence that are hidden in your darkness.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): In Terry

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): In July 1969, astronaut Buzz Aldrin was the second human to walk on the moon. That was the good news. The bad news was that as he carried out his heroic feat, he wet his pants. He testifies to the event in the documentary film In the Shadow of the Moon. I suspect you may soon have a comparable experience, Libra: experiencing a little boo-boo or no-no while you’re riding high. Though it may make you feel vulnerable at the time, it’s trivial in the big scheme of things and isn’t likely to stick with you. How many people even know that Aldrin accidentally peed at his moment of glory?

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): About nine million people see this column regularly. On average, nine of them experience a one-in-a-million coincidence each week. In the next seven days, however, I believe as many as 90,000 of my readers will have that kind of mind-blowing synchronicity, and most of them will be Scorpios.

That’s because your tribe is in a phase when happy accidents and miraculous flukes are practically unavoidable. Even if you don’t brush up against a one-in-a-million stroke of lucky fate, I bet you’ll be touched by a one-in-a-thousand event.

SAGITTARIUS

Pratchett’s book Wyrd Sisters, there’s a passage in which he talks about how the sun conspires with the forest to pump millions of gallons of sap hundreds of feet from the ground up into the sky. And it all happens “in one great systolic thump too big and loud to be heard.” That’s the kind of activity I recommend for you in the coming weeks, Virgo. Collaborate with the source of all life — the physical sun, if that’s your preference, or God or Goddess, if that works better for you—to pull off a huge movement of lifeblood that brings sustenance from below to above.

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “Dear Flow Meister: I’ve been surfing the tidal waves of emotion for many days, and am proud to say I haven’t wiped out once (though there were two near-misses). But to tell you the truth, I don’t know how much longer I can perform this balancing act. How much stamina can one person have? Do you psychically see signs that I’ll reach shore anytime soon? -Wobbly Surfer.” Dear Wobbly: I predict an end to your trials by Wednesday, July 23 — or earlier if you, too, become a flow meister.

or paradoxical essence, which was developed

by Alex Shakar in his novel The Savage Girl. I suspect that you’ll specialize in paradessence in the coming days, Capricorn. Will that make you feel tormented by crazy-making contradictions or will it excite you with an expanding sense of complex possibilities? It will be largely up to your intentions. Which would you prefer?

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): It’s Wallow

in Your Envy and Jealousy Week. During this holiday, you may in good conscience explore your covetous resentments and plumb the depths of your longing for what others have attained.

Here’s the payoff: Giving yourself this perverse pleasure should keep you relatively free from envy and jealousy for the next three months. To get yourself in the mood, read this excerpt from Dave Morrison’s poem “Jealous”: “I am jealous of those who do stupid things and feel no shame.

I am jealous of the dead for their reduced workload, jealous of newborn babies for their clean records. I’m jealous of those older than me for what they know, and those younger than me for what they don’t. I am jealous of dogs who don’t think about living, or dying, they just do.”

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): The world’s oldest penises are 400 million years old. Discovered in Scotland in 2001, they’re part of the fossilized remains of an arachnid species known as daddy longlegs. In reporting their find, the paleontologists marveled that the reproductive organ was two-thirds the size of the entire creature. Let’s make this ancient genital a power symbol for you, Pisces. (If you prefer, you can focus on the 400-million-year-old daddy longlegs’ vaginas that were also found.) I hope it inspires you to think back to the time when your sexual desires first began to stir. The future of your intimate relationships will benefit from you reconnecting to the primal purity of your original erotic urges.

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Hancock HHH

H WILL POWER Smith plays a superhero who battles big-time personal problems in the latest from Peter Berg.

ancock is something of a one-trick pony. It attempts additional tricks in its woefully miscalculated second half, but they all misfire. Which leaves us with the one.

Our hero, you see, is a superman. But he is also a deeply flawed and troubled man. At the start of the movie, we find him in an alley, homeless, disheveled and hung over.

A child attempts to wake him and direct his attention to a life-or-death situation unfolding that very minute on a Los Angeles freeway. The man of steel is such a mess that the kid walks away shaking his head in disgust.

We quickly come to see why the citizens of this metropolis have mixed feelings about their guardian. As played by Will Smith, he’s the kind of superhero who rockets into the sky and takes out the bad guys. He’s also the kind who’s usually had so much to drink beforehand that he nicks chunks out of tall buildings, knocks down traffic signs, damages landmarks and tears up streets with his unsteady landings.

Smith’s character and the populace he protects have a love-hate relationship. The people need him. They just don’t need the millions of dollars’ worth of collateral damage his buzzed crime-stopping tends to produce.

For his part, Hancock appears to be troubled by two things: the lack of gratitude for his good works and the fact that he’s the only one of his kind on Earth.

Popular culture is currently overdosing on superheroes, so it was only a matter of time before a cheeky writing team (Vince Gilligan and Vy Vincent Ngo) decided the moment was ripe for turning conventions on their heads and gave us a super anti-hero. Consider for a second the ever-changing line-up of actors playing

Superman, Batman and Spider-Man. (Rumor has it Tobey Maguire has opted out of Spidey 4.) Then we have the multiple Hulks, the X-Men, Daredevil, Elektra, the Silver Surfer and Iron Man movies, even Wanted — and on TV, of course, “Heroes” features a new supergeneration, the first not descended from a comic book. Is it any surprise we’ve reached the tipping point where these super-folk are concerned?

No. The only surprise is that director Peter (The Kingdom) Berg and company don’t wring more from the picture’s groundbreaking premise. The story begins promisingly enough. A drunken Smith wreaks comical crime-fighting havoc, which is convincingly computergenerated. He also saves the life of a likable PR guy, played by the always-likable Jason Bateman. Ray is determined to repay his debt by refurbishing the derelict crusader’s image. To that end, Hancock must repay his debt to society by serving a jail term for destruction of public property and receiving counseling for his problems with anger and alcohol. Ray’s instincts tell him

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the crime rate will rise in the interim, and the people of L.A. will come to realize how much they really need Hancock.

The first half of the film is periodically amusing, particularly the scenes where Bateman’s marketing whiz offers Smith tips on increasing his lovability quotient: Tell police they’re doing a good job; ask politely for permission before pulling someone from a perilous situation; land more carefully. People are happier to see you when you don’t destroy their streets, he observes. When the time arrives for Smith to put these lessons in practice — and to don the form-fitting outfit Bateman’s had made for him — the movie hits its humor high point.

And then, without warning, Hancock morphs into a completely different movie, one that doesn’t make sense and doesn’t make us laugh. The script switches gears with possibly the dumbest plot twist in motion-picture history, and the change in tone saps the proceedings of fun as swiftly as kryptonite does Superman of strength.

Ray’s wife Mary (Charlize Theron), previously an incidental player, figures prominently in the movie’s second half — and let us just say this is not the Oscar winner’s finest hour on the silver screen. I don’t believe we’ve seen work from her on a comparable artistic level since the days of Mighty Joe Young.

Movie-critic law forbids me saying more about the big surprise, except that it essentially divides Hancock into two distinct films. The first is a semi-clever romp that benefits from fine effects and the chemistry between Smith and Bateman. The second is an overblown bit of button-pushing in which the filmmakers grope for emotional, spiritual and metaphysical pay-offs they haven’t remotely earned. It’s a train wreck. Too bad somebody from Sony Pictures didn’t come soaring to the rescue.

RICK KISONAK

Wanted HHH

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BRAINDEAD OR ALIVE Jolie helps McAvoy discover his inner killer — with some help from a big loom — in a very silly action movie.

anted is like a bratty, emotionally stunted, proudly foul-mouthed middle-schooler who picks up a violin and turns into Midori. Its narrative is Fight Club retold by someone who failed to register any of that movie’s nuances. But its action sequences, courtesy of director Timur Bekmambetov, are the best of the summer so far.

Bekmambetov tosses aside the laws of physics to create mayhem that’s clever and perversely beautiful. Whether that’s worth sitting through a tale told by a sniveling sociopath — and apparently aimed at his peers — is your call.

In Fight Club, Edward Norton played a whitecollar drone who knew he was complicit in his own dissatisfaction: He was addicted to his paychecks and the IKEA baubles they bought. Not so with Wesley Gibson (James McAvoy), who, like Norton’s character, narrates his story in voiceover. This cubicle slave has spent his life being a whipping boy, and his abusers are cartoonish monsters: a fat female boss whose bitching is as loud as the patterns on her clothes; a slutty girlfriend who’s bedding his best friend; and a friend who flaunts it by waving the condoms in his face. He’s even deprived the usual benefits of a soulless job, as he’s in debt and lives in a scummy apartment with the El train passing feet from his window. The script suggests that Wesley’s only complicity in this situation lies in being too much of a “pussy” to smack his oppressors back down where they belong.

Luckily for him, he hooks up with a group of super-

powered assassins who can abuse him on a whole new level. One instant Wesley’s at the corner store; the next, he’s speeding through the streets with a skeletal Angelina Jolie perched on his hood so she can blow away bad guys. After that little adrenaline binge, Fox — yes, that’s Jolie’s character — takes Wesley to a vast Victoriangothic textile factory for a spate of exposition. From a dignified gentleman named Sloan (Morgan Freeman), our hero learns that his father, who deserted him at birth, belonged to a secret Fraternity of weavers with roots in the Middle Ages and a mission to kill evil-doers.

Now Dad has been struck down by a rogue Fraternity member, leaving Wes to bear his legacy.

Much nastiness, coolness and stupidity follow.

The nastiness is in the Fraternity’s training of Wesley, which takes the film to levels of gory masochism seldom seen outside the horror genre. The coolness kicks in when the office worker discovers that his “panic attacks” are actually symptoms of a congenital ability to shift into a sensory mode where the world appears to be moving in slo-mo, making it easy to

zoom in on — and shoot at — minute details.

As it happens, that’s also the mode in which Bekmambetov likes to present his action sequences.

“Bullet time” — a nifty computer trick in which people or objects appear to move at molasses speed while the camera keeps zipping around — goes back to The Matrix. But the Kazakh director, who also made the hyper-kinetic Russian vampire films Night Watch and Day Watch, takes Wesley’s gift as a pretext to go to town with the effect. His techniques mix the raw excitement of watching big things go smash with a dreamy, godlike sense of omniscience: No matter how fast the action moves, we stand at the eye of the storm, always seeing the parts that matter.

It’s an illusion, of course — a narcissistic fantasy, like most of the movie. Its stupid element comes to the fore when Wesley learns more about the Fraternity. (Something called the “Cloth of Fate” is involved.) Awkward twists toward the end don’t improve matters, as the scriptwriters try to backtrack from the gleeful amorality of their source material. In Mark Millar’s 2004 Wanted comics, the Fraternity is a league of victorious, unrepentant super-villains, and the story ends with Wesley turning to the readers and calling them his bitches — only in rather cruder terms. The film emasculates that final insult, but its message is the same: If you want to live inside this world for a couple of hours, embrace the fantasy and check your self-respect at the door.

MARGOT HARRISON

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WANTEDâ&#x2DC;&#x2026;â&#x2DC;&#x2026;1/2 Russian filmmaker Timbor Bekmambetov brings Mark Millarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s graphic novel series to the screen with this action adventure about a secret society composed of people who have superpowers and are dedicated to avenging victims of injustice, using the deadliest possible means. James McAvoy, Angelina Jolie and Morgan Freeman star. (110 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden) YOU DONâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;T MESS WITH THE ZOHANâ&#x2DC;&#x2026;â&#x2DC;&#x2026; Adam Sandler stars in the latest from director Dennis (Big Daddy) Dugan, the saga of an Israeli commando who fakes his own death so he can travel to America and pursue his dream of becoming a hairstylist. Costarring John Turturro, Nick Swardson and

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Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994.

wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 5, 7. WALL-E 4, 6. Get Smart 8. friday 11 — sunday 13 Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 2 (Sat & Sun), 4, 6. WALL-E 2 (Sat & Sun), 5, 7. The Love Guru 8.

Closed Mondays and Tuesdays. See www.bigpicturetheater.info.

BIJOU CINEPLEX 1-2-3-4 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-3293.

wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Hancock 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9:10.

WALL-E 1, 3:30, 6:30, 8:30.

Wanted 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:05. Get Smart 4, 6:40, 9. Kung Fu Panda 1:30. friday 11 — thursday 17 *Journey to the Center of the Earth 1:10, 3:45, 6:40, 8:30. WALLE 1, 3:30, 6:30, 8:30. Hancock 1:20, 3:40, 7, 9. Wanted 6:50, 9. Kung Fu Panda 1:30, 3:50.

Times subject to change. See http:// users.adelphia.net/~silverscreen.

CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343.

wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Hancock 1:30, 6:30, 9. Get Smart 1:30, 6:30, 9. Wanted 1:30, 6:30, 9. The Incredible Hulk 1:30, 6:30, 9. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 9.

Kung Fu Panda 1:30, 6:30. friday 11 — thursday 17 *Meet Dave 1:30, 6:30, 9. *Journey to the Center of the Earth 1:30, 6:30, 9. Hancock 1:30, 6:30, 9. Kung Fu Panda 1:30. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 1:30.

Get Smart 6:30 & 9 (except Sat).

Wanted 6:30 & 9 (except Sat).

See www.fgbtheaters.com.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Hancock 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:10.

Get Smart 12:10, 2:30, 4:50, 7:15, 9:35. The Happening 5:10, 10.

The Incredible Hulk 12, 2:55, 7:40. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 11:55, 7:30, 10. Kung Fu Panda 12:15, 2:20, 4:30, 7, 9. The Love Guru 3:10, 5:30. WALL-E 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. Wanted 12:10, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:50. friday 11 — thursday 17 *Hellboy II: The Golden Army 1, 4, 7, 9:40. *Journey to the Center of the Earth 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. *Meet Dave 12:45, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Get Smart 7:15, 9:35.

Hancock 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:30. Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 11:55, 7:30, 10. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 12:15, 2:30, 4:45.

Kung Fu Panda 2:40, 4:45. WALLE 12, 2:20, 4:40, 7, 9:20. Wanted 12:10, 2:30, 5, 7:20, 9:50.

Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010.

wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Hancock 12:40, 1:40, 2:50, 4, 5:10, 6:30, 7:30, 8:45, 9:45. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 6:55. WALL-E 12:15, 1:10, 2:40, 3:40, 4:55, 6:20, 7:20, 8:50. Wanted 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:40. Get Smart 12:50, 3:30, 6:35, 9:05. The Love Guru 1:30, 9:15.

The Incredible Hulk 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:30. The Happening 9:20. Kung Fu Panda 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:10.

You Don’t Mess With the Zohan 4:20, 6:45. Sex and the City 9:10.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 9:35. friday 11 — thursday 17 *Hellboy II: The Golden Army 1:10, 4, 7, 9:45. *Journey to the Center of the Earth 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. *Meet Dave 12:35, 2:55, 5:10, 7:20, 9:35.

Hancock 12:40, 2:50, 3:50, 5:05, 6:30, 7:25, 8:45, 9:40. WALL-E 12:30, 1:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30.

Wanted 1:20, 4:10, 6:50, 9:40. Get Smart 12:50, 3:30, 6:35, 9:10. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 1, 3:40. The Incredible Hulk 6:40, 9:20. Kung Fu Panda 1:15, 3:45.

The Love Guru 6:45. Sex and the City 9.

Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 9 — thursday 17 Hancock 12 & 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6, 8:30. WALL-E 12:10 & 2:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:10, 8:40.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA College Street, Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Hancock 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:20. Get Smart 1:10, 3:50, 6:55, 9:25.

Wanted 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:20.

Young@Heart 1:05, 4, 6:45.

The Fall 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:15. Sex and the City 3:30, 6:30, 9:10.

Then She Found Me 1:20. The Happening 9:05. friday 11 — thursday 17 *Hellboy II: The Golden Army 1:05, 3:35, 6:50, 9:20, 11:45 (Fri & Sat). *Constantine’s Sword 1, 2:50, 7:20, 11:50 (Fri & Sat). *Mister Lonely 1:20, 6:40.

Hancock 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:35, 11:30 (Fri & Sat). Wanted 1:15, 3:45, 7, 9:15, 11:35 (Fri & Sat). The Fall 4, 9:25, 11:40 (Fri & Sat). Young@ Heart 1:10, 6:30. Sex and the City 3:25, 8:45. Get Smart 4:45, 9:10.

Smart 1, 3:35, 6:40, 9:15. Kung Fu Panda 12:25, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50. The Happening 9:25. The Incredible Hulk 3:45, 6:45. The Love Guru 1:20, 9:20.

friday 11 — thursday 17 *Hellboy II: The Golden Army 1:10, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. *Journey to the Center of the Earth 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:30, 2:40, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20. *Meet Dave 1:05, 3:35, 9:10. Mongol 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:15. Flight of the Red Balloon 6:40, 9:05. Hancock 12:20, 1:45, 4, 5, 6:20, 7:15, 8:30, 9:30. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 2:30.

Kung Fu Panda 12:25, 2:30, 4:40.

Get Smart 1, 6:35. WALL-E 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:15, 2:35, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. Wanted 3:50, 7, 9:30.

Times subject to change. See www. palace9.com.

PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA

friday 11 — thursday 17 *Hellboy II: The Golden Army 1:30, 6:30, 9. WALL-E 1:30, 6:30, 9.

See www.fgbtheaters.com.

THE SAVOY THEATER

Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 9 — thursday 17 Mongol 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30, 8:50.

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24 Main St, Downtown Winooski: 655-4888 Mon-Sat 11:30am-2:30pm / 5–10 pm Closed Sun

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Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. wednesday 9 — thursday 17 Hancock 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10. WALL-E 2:30 & 4:35 (Sat & Sun), 6:45, 8:45. Get Smart 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10.

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Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 862-1800. wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Hancock & You Don’t Mess With the Zohan. WALL-E & Get Smart.

Wanted & The Incredible Hulk.

Iron Man & The Happening.

PALACE CINEMA 9

First show starts at dusk. See www. sunsetdrivein.com.

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Times subject to change. See www. merrilltheatres.net.

wednesday 9 — thursday 10 Flight of the Red Balloon 12:15, 8:30. Hancock 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:45, 1:45, 3, 4, 5:15, 6:30, 7:30, 8:45, 9:40. Kit Kittredge: An American Girl 12:20, 2:35, 4:50, 7:05. WALL-E 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:30, 2:35, 3:55, 4:55, 6:15, 7:15, 9:30. Wanted 1:15, 3:50, 7, 9:35.

Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull 8:50. Get

Essex Shoppes & Cinema 878-2788 Mon-Sat 11:30am-9:00pm Sun 12-7pm

241 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.

friday 11 — thursday 17 *Hellboy II: The Golden Army & Wanted. *Meet Dave & Get Smart.

WALL-E & *Journey to the Center of the Earth. Hancock & The Incredible Hulk.

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ric Schlosser is the man who told Americans exactly what lies between their hamburger buns. His best-selling exposé of the cheap-eats industry, Fast Food Nation, laid bare the sordid history and grotesque inner workings of factory farms, slaughterhouses and restaurants such as McDonald’s and Burger King.

Since he published Fast Food Nation: The Dark Side of the All-American Meal, in 2001, Schlosser has advocated for sustainable food raised and processed without human-rights abuses; he also promotes healthier options and nutritional education in schools.

A couple of weeks ago, Senator Bernie Sanders invited Schlosser to Burlington to participate in a “town meeting” discussion about sustainable agriculture. Schlosser blew the crowd away with his impassioned views on the nation’s tangled food chain. Panelists, including State Rep and organic farmer David Zuckerman and Allen Matthews, farm enterprise coordinator at the UVM Center for Sustainable Agriculture, also weighed in.

Seven Days caught up with Schlosser for clarification on how Schlosser and Sanders got connected. The author-activist also divulged two of his favorite local restaurants — Al’s French Frys and the now-defunct Oasis Diner — and told us which Vermont product he believes should be shipped around the country, gas prices be damned. Schlosser, formerly of Charlotte, admits he’s “addicted” to maple syrup.

SEVEN DAYS: How did you end up working with Senator Sanders on bettering wages for exploited Florida tomato workers?

ERIC SCHLOSSER: It was really an incredible experience for me. I wrote an op-ed for The New York Times on the issue, and I was con-

tacted by Senator Sanders’ office . . . He wanted to see [the conditions] for himself. I said I’d meet him down there and show him around.

I was impressed that he did go down there to see for himself and also that he showed up without any aides or press people, and he did the work: He stayed at the home of one of the local coalition members.

He got up at the crack of dawn to see how the workers were chosen. He was powerfully affected by what he saw and was determined to do something about this. And he carried through on his promise. Some of the poorest workers in the U.S. are going to get a pay raise from this.

SD: During the town meeting, you brought up the idea of interconnectedness among consumers, food manufacturers and growers, and the employees of those companies. But it seems to me that many Americans take the position: “What I put in my body is none of your business.” Do you think it’s unethical to eat without social consciousness?

ES: You know, I’m not pure, and I don’t expect anyone else to be pure, either. But I think it’s important to have a social consciousness, to be aware. It’s good to think about the larger implications of all your behavior. For the past few decades, selfishness has been widely cel-

ebrated in the mainstream culture. We could all use a little more compassion.

SD: Given that Vermont has a challenging climate, is it wise to try growing everything locally? Would it be better to learn how to grow crops like persimmons and rice here by modifying the land and using season extension techniques and technology, or should we keep on purchasing rice grown in another part of the country? Or should we give up eating rice because it doesn’t grow here? >> 04B

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SD: Since you left, I heard a rumor that Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Intervale may be shut down, because of conflicts between its designation as a historic site and a flood plain and its use as farmland. Given that you and other folks have been lauding Burlington as being â&#x20AC;&#x153;way ahead of its timeâ&#x20AC;? when it comes to sustainable food

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ES: People, animals, land, in that order. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no reason we canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have an agricultural system that treats all three with respect.

SD: One of the questioners at the town meeting opined that it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t take a lot of education to choose healthy foods, and that most people would do it if it was affordable. Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m not sure thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s true, in part because Americansâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; tastebuds have been suckered by food manufacturers into preferring fake flavors, like â&#x20AC;&#x153;cheeze,â&#x20AC;? to wholesome ones. Plus, certain inexpensive, healthy foods, such as rice and beans, are viewed as boring. What do you think?

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ducers will do just fine. Our small meat-packing plants have much lower levels of contamination than the really big ones. Big or small, however, nobody should be allowed to sell tainted food.

SD: I read an interview from 2002 in which you posited that most Americans didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have a clue about where their food was coming from, or about the abuses inherent in the system. Do you think the American public is better informed in 2008?

ES: I think some of the public is much better informed . . . A lot of people are changing what they eat and where they buy it, but in my opinion itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s too confined to the educated, the middle class and the upper class. The danger is weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re splitting even further into a society where thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s one class who are eating really well and getting fit, and

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ES: Shutting down the Intervale would be a huge mistake. There has to be a way to balance the areaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s archaeological importance with its importance as a model of enlightened urban agriculture.

SD: Even though conventional food costs are rising, and Vermonters have an increasing number of places to purchase organic, local foods, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s still a price gap between the two. What are the next steps toward making healthy, ethical foods available to everybody?

ES: We need agricultural policies at the national level that end the subsidies for unhealthy food and that make good food much less expensive. Low-income families shouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have to worry about whether they can afford to eat well. We have an overabundance of food in this country â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and a system that encourages mass consumption of the wrong foods.

SD: You mentioned that the â&#x20AC;&#x153;organicâ&#x20AC;? label doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t provide any information about how workers are treated.

Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the solution? A new label along the lines of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fair Trade,â&#x20AC;? or a greater reliance on local foods so that a consumer can actually check out a farmerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s practices for herself? Other ideas?

ES: The more information that people get about their food, the better. Labeling can provide it, as can a greater emphasis on local foods. I am a big supporter of labels like â&#x20AC;&#x153;Fair Tradeâ&#x20AC;? that go far beyond organic.

between how much education you have and how likely you are to become obese. Many billions of dollars are spent each year to persuade people to buy whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cheap and easy and tastes good in the moment. If an equivalent amount were spent every year educating people about our food system and its consequences, the Chicken McNugget would become an endangered species.

SD: Many folks around here hold that Vermonters should â&#x20AC;&#x153;buy local,â&#x20AC;? yet donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t want people from out of state to stop buying Vermont products. Hypocritical?

ES: It depends what youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re exporting. Vermont strawberries to Japan?

That would be a bad idea. Vermont maple syrup to the rest of the United States? Absolutely essential.

SD: Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s some tension between the folks who think smaller farms and food operations should be less strictly regulated to give them a greater chance of financial success and those who think all food sources should be heavily regulated in an attempt to eradicate food-borne illnesses. What do you think?

ES: It depends what you mean by regulation. Most of the federal food safety rules are process-oriented.

They are mainly concerned with how you do things. They favor large-scale, industrial operations.

And for the most part, they ignore the actual threat posed by whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s for sale. I think our food-safety policies should be based on routine testing for dangerous pathogens. Judged by that sort of measure, the small pro-

another group who canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t afford to eat that way and donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have access to health care. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re upper middle class and youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re getting obese, your doctor tells you that you have to make a change; you can go to the gym . . . There needs to be much more in the mass media about this, and there needs to be much more at the federal level and at the state level.

SD: So is it too late for some people? What can we improve?

ES: Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never too late for anyone.

Statistically, though, if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re obese by the age of 13, the odds are overwhelming youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be obese as an adult. If youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re already obese, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s harder to make the change. But that doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t mean any one individual canâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t change.

Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s why so much of my own activism has focused on children and trying to prevent kids from becoming obese, both by working with schools and by putting limits on what these companies can market to kids.

SD: Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve said that youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not a gourmet guy, and that you enjoy basic American food. But on the flip side, you know more about the ills of the industrial food complex than most. So Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m curious: What does a typical meal look like in your household?

ES: You know, it really varies.

Whenever possible, we buy local and organic. We donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t buy any meat from the industrial system, ever. A typical meal would not be a hamburger and French fries, but it also wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t be quinoa and a vegetarian casserole. The best way to describe the diet would be Mediterranean. >

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If you haven’t sampled much Vemont vino, this weekend might be a good time to start. The Lincoln Peak Vineyard in New Haven is celebrating the grand opening of its new tasting room with a Cajun band, wagon rides among the grapevines, artisan cheeses and, best of all, free tastings.

According to co-owner and Middlebury grad Chris Granstrom, the LPV put its first grapes in the ground seven years ago and finished filling out the 12-acre vineyard in 2005. “This is the first year the vineyard will be in full production,” he explains. “We made our first wine in 2003 on a very small scale. My daughters stomped the grapes with their bare feet. Oddly, it was one of the nicest wines we ever made.” Each year since has seen a rise in production.

“What sets us apart mostly is that we’re using only grapes we grew here at our vineyard. That’s our number-one claim to fame,” Granstrom boasts. Right now, those homegrown fruits are featured in four wines with dreamy names: the white “Black Sparrow” and “Cloud Mountain,” red “Cove Road,” and a rosé called “Starlight.” The vintners are also working on an ice wine called “Nightfires.”

Imbibers who rely on familiar varietals such as Chardonnay and Pinot Noir will have to think outside the crate when sampling LPV’s offerings. Their fruit comes from “a new collection of grape varieties that have mostly been developed at the University of Minnesota,” Granstrom says. “They have good wine qualities and the ability to withstand northern winters.

We got in early with these, and got our hands on cuttings of some of the best varieties.”

For the moment, folks who want to get their hands on Sean Lawson’s ’s “nipples” may have to travel. Like all the brews from Vermont’s newest microbrewery, Lawson’s Finest Liquids in Warren, the syrup-flavored “Maple Nipple” is a bit difficult to find. Currently, Lawson’s creations are available at a few Mad River restaurants — including The Pitcher Inn and The Common Man in Warren, The Village Porch in Rochester and American Flatbread in Waitsfield — and on the shelf at the Warren Store. Interested Chittenden County swiggers can find ’em at the VIP tent at the Vermont Brewers Festival, July 18-19.

Lawson, 38, works part-time as a naturalist at Mad River Glen. But he spends the rest of his time brewing small batches to sell under his new label, which he owns with his wife, Karen. “It was June of 2006 when I incorporated,” he recalls. “I got all of my licenses and my federal brewer’s notice last winter.” His first beer went on sale this March.

The brewmeister has been making his own suds since he was an underage UVM student, when a friend helped him whip up a hoppy batch in Lawson’s pad.

Eventually, Lawson decided to turn his hobby into a business, in part because of “the encouragement I got from people, both friends and strangers,” he says, adding that some folks say his beer is “the best they’ve ever had.” He’d like to expand and open a pub, but “not in the near future.”

“Making beer is actually a lot like cooking,” Lawson suggests. “I tend not to follow a standard recipe. I approach it from the experimental or creative side, while still being informed by brewing traditions.”

In addition to the oh-so-Vermont-y maple beer, LFL offers India pale ales, a Hefeweizen and a blond ale. He’s working on a lambic-like ale made with wild grapes. “Harvest or fruity nipple?”

Haven’t been keeping up with the brews news?

This week, Forbes placed Magic Hat on a list of the “World’s Top Brewery Tours,” calling the company’s “artifactory” “funky.” No kidding.

Since late 2005, Middlebury’s Otter Creek has been concocting a series of limited-edition beers in styles from around the globe. Currently available is the Japanese-style “Otter San,” brewed with rice, koji and sake yeast. Drink it while you can. Next up on the Otter Creek “world tour”: the Sphinx. It’s an Egyptian-inspired, multi-grain ale brewed with honey and chamomile.

In April, the Long Trail Brewing Company got a lot crappier — and we’re not talking about their beers. The brewery now draws 25 percent of its power from converted cow manure via the Central Vermont Public Service Cow Power program.

Other “green” initiatives at LTBC include treating its own wastewater, converting grease from the on-site pub into biodiesel to power its generators, and selling leftover beer mash to cattle farms as animal feed. Which then becomes cow manure. And so on.

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From Shelburne Road, the porch at Chef Leu’s House appears to have exploded. A stack of broken boards and lengths of yellow tape warn customers away from the front door.

But despite the mess, says Manager Tony Wang, the restaurant is open for business, with signs pointing to an alternate entry.

Wang explains that the chaos resulted from an unfortunate meeting of porch and car: “An older man tried to park, and he stepped on the gas pedal instead of the brake.” Nobody was seriously injured, and the cost of repairs is being covered by the driver’s insurance. Work begins on Thursday and will probably be completed next week, says Wang.

The staff at Stephen & Burns must be bummed — they can no longer step outside their door and grab lunch. On June 30, employees packed up the 13-year-old Klinger’s Kiosk on Church Street and closed it down for good.

Why did they take away the fresh-baked breads, biscotti and coffee?

“We felt that over the last two or three years, foot traffic on Church Street had been declining significantly,” co-owner Judy Klingebiel says. “And that there’s a lot more competition for the kinds of things that we sell at the kiosk.” Some of that competition comes from one of the bakery’s best wholesale accounts, City Market. In essence, the bakery was competing against itself.

“We decided to focus our energy in different directions,” Klingebiel goes on. “We’ve been putting a lot into our website, and we have a themed-sugar-cookie business that we call ‘Cookies from Vermont,’ and this has been really taking off.”

The Farrell Street location in South Burlington still serves up soups, sandwiches and croissants.

The Church Street Marketplace, which owns the kiosk, is seeking a new tenant, says Executive Director Ron Redmond. The company has extended the application deadline until the end of July in an effort to review as many proposals as possible before making a decision.

“The Marketplace is 100 percent funded by fees,” Redmond relates. “We want to have a good operator who can be successful and community minded, and at the same time, we need that revenue.”

In other Church Street news, Redmond mentioned that he’s excited about getting more Church Street eateries on the rosters of the Vermont Fresh Network. “That’s kind of a goal for us over the next year,” he states. “I think that has so much value for today’s customer.” When it comes to the sources of their food, Redmond believes, “People want to know.”

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Most people want them â&#x20AC;&#x153;on the sideâ&#x20AC;? or reject them altogether, Chef-Owner Aaron Millon dishes. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The staffers will tell them to try a bite with all of the components.â&#x20AC;?

The result: big smiles. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a classic Italian dish that has worked for hundreds of years,â&#x20AC;? Millon says. The salad â&#x20AC;&#x153;transforms an anchovy into a condiment.â&#x20AC;?

Although he taught himself to cook as a youngster, Millon â&#x20AC;&#x201D; who lived in Washington, D.C., for his â&#x20AC;&#x153;formative yearsâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; got his professional start during college. While studying creative writing and history at the University of Miami, he made basic bar food and a few Cuban specialties at a local nightclub. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I took to it instantly,â&#x20AC;? he recalls.

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He takes a different approach to seafood sourcing at Restaurant Phoebe. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sustainability is important to us here,â&#x20AC;? he says, noting Black River has been a reliable local purveyor; he also buys from Ecofish, an online,

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Most of the other ingredients at Phoebe come from a long list of local farms, from Cavendish Game Birds to the Vermont Cranberry Company.

Millon owns the restaurant with his multitasking wife Debbie. She bartends and hosts, but also holds a Masterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s in biomedical engineering and co-directs Willistonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Bellwether School. Named after Millonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sister, Phoebe occupies the old Conoscenti site on Montpelierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s State Street. â&#x20AC;&#x153;The dĂŠcor is minimalistic,â&#x20AC;?

Millon says of the long narrow room painted in muted colors. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s enough to be warm and friendly, but not so over the top or gimmicky that it distracts you from either your company or the food.â&#x20AC;?

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Anyone who can turn adults on to anchovies has our ear, so we decided to grill Aaron Millon.

SEVEN DAYS: How did your family eat when you were growing up?

AARON MILLON: Food was definitely central to dayto-day life. We had dinner together pretty much every night up until I was in my mid-teens. It was in the European style, so we didnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t eat until 8 or 8:30 at night.

The food was steeped in the Italian culinary tradition: lots of olive oil, salad at the end of the meal, a lot of pasta topped with quickly sautĂŠed ingredients.

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And every holiday was a big food deal. We didn’t always have turkey on Thanksgiving; we had goose, we had duck.

My mom is a strong cook, but she also went out quite a bit for my dad’s job, and I was left to fend for myself. And I didn’t like the typical stuff parents would leave their kids with, like Domino’s pizza, so I would pull things out of the freezer and experiment. The first dish I mastered was tortellini en brodo [broth].

SD: Back then, were there any foods you just detested?

AM: I never really detested anything. I had a problem with Gorgonzola — really strong veiny Gorgonzola — and I still don’t eat it in chunks. In Italy, my sister would eat chunks and it grossed me out. I remember trying blood sausage when I was 7 or 8. There wasn’t much I didn’t eat.

SD: Name three foods that make life worth living.

AM: Braised short ribs or even pot roast when it’s done well: Anything cooked for a long time in its own juices certainly makes life better in the winter. Fish — I get a pretty bad seafood jones once or twice a week; it makes you feel good to eat it. Handmade stuffed pastas or handmade noodles like tagliatelle or pappardelle; fresh fruit would be up there, too; and Hebrew National hot dogs.

I could go on . . .

SD: What’s the weirdest dish you’ve tried?

AM: I’ve eaten a lot of strange things. Probably the first time I had pickled ducks’ feet or a pile of really tiny pickled lambs’ tongues. I had them at the same cart in San Francisco’s Chinatown. I liked both of them. I like anything pickled, really.

I do all the sweetbreads and kidneys. I love all that stuff.

When I owned the Richmond Corner Market, there were a couple of Bosnian guys who would order sausage casings and pork butts from me. They brought me in a piece of headcheese they had made. It was pretty wild, but it was good.

SD: When you have time to cook at home, what do you make?

AM: During the winter, a Misty Knoll lemon-roasted chicken.

During the summer I’ll probably make a couple slabs of ribs.

I don’t ever order those when I’m out, so that’s something I like to do at home.

SD: What foods do you think of as pantry staples?

AM: Dried pasta of any kind, salt and pepper, bay leaves, thyme; some good jarred or canned whole plum tomatoes that either you did yourself or good high-quality ones you buy; good dried mushrooms; yeast and flour so you can make bread; and either homemade stock or broth.

SD: Imagine you have an all-expenses-paid trip to any country you want to eat in.

Where do you go?

AM: It would be a toss-up between playing it safe and having the best of a couple different regions in Italy, or going for the exotic, like Singapore, or a Japanese food “bender.”

But I’d probably play it safe and do central Italy from the west coast to the east coast and down a little bit.

SD: You can cook for anybody, alive or dead. Whom do you choose?

AM: I’d like to cook for Madeleine Kamman again. She wandered into The Daily Bread in Richmond once, when I was braising off rabbits. I cooked lunch for her once with some other chefs at her house in Barre, right before she moved down to Florida. And then she came in here two or three times. Having a dinner party for friends and family and Madeleine: That would be my idea of a good time.

SD: Any disaster stories?

AM: I think when people do special orders from restaurants, whether they’re doing it because they’re actually interested in food or to show off, they don’t actually think about how [much] things cost. They say cost is no object.

In one instance, I made a dish for somebody that involved three pheasants, truffles and a lobe of foie gras. The food cost alone was $200, and when I marked it up to the appropriate margin it was $600. But hey, that’s what they ordered.

There was sticker shock, and they didn’t want to pay.

Finally I said, “Pay me my cost and don’t ask me to do that again.” It’s money. It’s very awkward.

SD: Is there a quirky piece of equipment you can’t live without?

AM: It’s probably not that quirky, but a good wooden spoon is always in my little tool kit. And I do like the good powerful hand blenders; those make life a lot easier. We make sauces with it; we definitely force some emulsifications that wouldn’t hold otherwise.

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SD: If you had your own culinary TV show, what would it be about?

AM: It would be a lot like the shows that are on: travel, street food, you know. The things that people get by on day after day on the way to work and on the way home from work.

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AM: Definitely the enthusiasm for the great things that are produced in Vermont: meats, cheeses, produce, that whole vibe. It’s nice to be a part of it and kind of live by it.

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SD: What is something that every restaurant patron should know, but doesn’t?

AM: That waiters really do live off their tips. It’s not like a bonus: That’s actually their wage.

SD: Can you tell me a fact about you that might surprise people?

AM: Probably that I’m a pretty big animal lover. Because I’m a big fan of meat and offal, I think that sometimes surprises people.

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HERE WE GO A-WALLOWING If I were to say to you, â&#x20AC;&#x153;music, booze, a swimminâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; hole and the possibility of explosions,â&#x20AC;? what would be the first thing to jump to your mind? A night out with Grace Potter? Not quite. Burning Man? Getting warmer. The Wallow in Clay Hollow Music Festival this weekend in Piermont, New Hampshire? Oh, wow, you nailed it!

At this point many of you are probably saying to yourself, â&#x20AC;&#x153;But Dan, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve never even heard of that particular fest and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve already got plans to go to Festivus this weekend!â&#x20AC;? Either that or, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Wow, Dan, that was a mildly off-color remark about our little Gracie.â&#x20AC;? Or maybe, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Dude. Burning Man . . . dude.â&#x20AC;? To which I say, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Have fun. Yup. And duuuude!â&#x20AC;? But if none of the above statements apply to you, perk up your ears (eyes?) and follow the bouncing ball.

Entering its sixth year, The Wallow is a down-home, grassroots music and arts festival devised by a small group of enterprising folks who enjoy the perfect union of music, friends and nature. And who doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t? However, these folks have also grown disenfranchised by the growing trend of bloated, over-hyped fests that serve more as a celebration of advertising than of music. (Dunkinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; effing Donuts Newport Folk Festival? Sigh.) So rather than let corporate stooges â&#x20AC;&#x153;harsh their mellow,â&#x20AC;? as the kids say, they decided to do something about it and started their own two-day music bender.

Much like similar area music festivals â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Festivus, The Northeast Kingdom Music Festival, et al. â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Wallow started very small and has naturally â&#x20AC;&#x201D; some might say â&#x20AC;&#x153;organicallyâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; evolved from an intimate gathering of friends and musicians to a legitimate hootenanny chock-full of music, good vibes and, of course, fireworks. This year will be no exception, with the likes of Granite State jam-rockers The Nearly Normal, Garden State indie-jam ensemble The Scarecrow Collection, Empire State jam-reggae act Slow Natives, the Green Mountain alt-country-not-jam stalwarts Bow Thayer and The Perfect Trainwreck and regional reggae-jam faves Roots of Creation, to name but a few. Festival organizer Neil Robie also promises a few â&#x20AC;&#x153;unpredictable music surprisesâ&#x20AC;? as well â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m thinking, jam session?

The fun begins this Friday and runs until the wee hours on Saturday night/Sunday morning.

For more info, directions and to buy tickets visit www.wallowinclayhollow.com.

EN (AVANT) GARDE! Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a new music website percolating in the Burlington corner of cyberspace, filling a long overlooked niche for a significant population of VT audiophiles. Called Aether Everywhere, the site is pioneered by sound aficionados Tanner McCuin and Josh LaClair, co-hosts of a Thursday night Radiator show of the same name. Essentially, the site serves as an online community resource for a variety of music genres that, for lack of a better term, fall under the nebulous umbrella of â&#x20AC;&#x153;experimentalâ&#x20AC;? music and, as the site puts it, â&#x20AC;&#x153;all the points where they

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intersect.â&#x20AC;? The website features feeds to â&#x20AC;&#x153;otherâ&#x20AC;? music news from around the globe, as well as a discussion forum and a blog dedicated to exclusive AE updates and news.

In addition to being a radio show and online aggregator, AE is also a record label.

The imprint currently claims a handful of local artists including Jason Cooley sideproject School Bus, SP Koeller (one-third of Burlington â&#x20AC;&#x153;Nu-New Ageâ&#x20AC;? trio Oak), lo-fi noise-rock trio The Feeling Crew, and McCuinâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own noise/folk/found-sound collective Nest Material. Free downloads are available for all label artists as well as forums and podcasts.

This Saturday, AE presents its grand unveiling, both as a label and website, with a mind-bending show at The Monkey House.

Scheduled to appear are dark ambient duo Solah, Jay Blanchardâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s (Solah) power electronics solo project Von Cosel, and freeimprov duo The Le Duo, all of whom reside on the new label. Also on tap are sound collage/field recording outfit Skyscraper and Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s A Snake in the Garden.

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Mi Yard: Reggae Night at Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s has been a Sunday night staple in Burlington for years. At this point, many of us probably take for granted that it will always be there. As many times as Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve promised DJ Big Dog that Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll check it out, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve still never been.

The thinking being that it happens every week without fail, so I can always catch it later. Such is the rub with longstanding residencies, I suppose. But this Sunday, I might have to dust off my red, yellow and green T-shirt and head down to what promises to be a â&#x20AC;&#x153;very special Mi Yardâ&#x20AC;? indeed â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s how the Nectarâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s website describes it, and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m holding them to it. So special, in fact, that this weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s installment has been moved upstairs to the newly luxurious digs of Club Metronome.

You see, this week features legendary outfit Morgan Heritage, long hailed as one of the most influential reggae bands on the planet.

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The band is composed of five offspring of reggae luminary Denroy Morgan and is touring on the heels of its tenth album, Mission in Progress, which spent several weeks atop the Billboard reggae charts.

The quintetâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s high-energy live act and socially conscious lyricism are a perfect match for Mi Yard. In my numerous conversations with Big Dog, the DJ always makes a point to talk about the positive music he exclusively plays. Folks might be gettingâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; down and dirty on the dance floor, but little do they know they are sweating and grinding to some seriously higher-conscious grooves. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s kind of like morality by osmosis, I imagine.

In any event, chances to catch a reggae band of this caliber in such an intimate setting are few and far between, even in the island nation of Burlington. Tickets are available at www.flynntix.org.

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THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: The Eames Brothers (blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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PIECASSO: Drop (electronica), 9 p.m., Free.

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FRI.11 << 11B CHAMPLAIN LANES FAMILY FUN CENTER: U Be The Star Karaoke with Michaellea Longe, 9 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Glamorama with DJ Miss Lady Kier, Rue Mevlana (dance), 7:30 p.m., $8/10.

EAGLES CLUB: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: Fattie B (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. DJ K (funk), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Immortal Technique feat. DJ GI Joe, Diabolic, Poison Pen, Black Sheep, Scratch, DJ A-Dog & Nastee (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., $25/30. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: J.J. Grey & Mofro, The Dirtminers (rock), 8:30 p.m., $12/15. AA. JPâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PUB: Dave Harrisonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN DOWNSTAIRS: â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s Night (â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s dance party), 9 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Mansfield Project (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Tracie & Paul Cassarino with Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 7 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Dixie Red Delights, Neil Lawrence & Mike Murray (Americana), 9 p.m., $5.

NECTARâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S: Zach DuPont (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Andy Schlatter (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Seth Yacovone (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Band X, The Blue Method, Rad Rex (rock, funk), 9 p.m., $5.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: The Blue Hit, Lovely Houses (Americana), 9 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Andy Allen Group (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Kurt Reifler (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Palatypus (indie-folk), 10 p.m., Free. Batter Recharger (rock), 11 p.m., Free.

RASPUTINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S: Top Hat Danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: Seven Days Presents â&#x20AC;&#x153;Up Your Alleyâ&#x20AC;? with Jesse Dee (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Wrecking Ball (swampy-tonk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

RĂ? RĂ IRISH PUB: Supersounds DJ, 10 p.m., Free.

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Miss Kier returns from a five-year

hiatus with a special DJ set of new material created in collaboration with legendary funk master George Clinton and assorted members of Parliament Funkadelic. Local DJs Rob Douglas, A-Dog & J2 open the show, which also features a special performance from Winter Is a Drag Ball faves Rue Mevlana.

SECOND FLOOR: Voodoo with DJ Robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Jo Sallins 2-Man Trio (funk), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Generous Thieves (rock), 9:30 p.m., $3-5.

CHARLIE Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S: Greg Izor Band (blues), 10 p.m., Free.

GUSTOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFĂ&#x2030;: Happy Hour with Knotty Pine (folk), 5 p.m., Donations. Miss Tess & The Bon Ton Parade (vintage-jazz), 9 p.m., Donations.

LOCALFOLK SMOKEHOUSE: Jam on Toast (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Trinity (Irish), 9 p.m., $3.

:: northern BAYSIDE PAVILION: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free.

BEEâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S KNEES: Tammy Fletcher Mountain Girl (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Slow Natives (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

JDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3.

MATTERHORN: The Blues Busters (blues), 9 p.m., $5.

:: regional KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Live Music, 10 p.m., Free.

MONOPOLE: School Bus Yellow (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

NAKED TURTLE: Bootleg (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

OLIVE RIDLEYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S: Elephantbear (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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:: burlington area 1/2 LOUNGE: Kip Meaker (blues), 7:30 p.m., Free. Stereophonic with DJ Tricky Pat (down-tempo), 10 p.m., Free. Pride with DJ Rob Douglas (electronica), 10 p.m., Free.

242 MAIN: The Blue Hit, Sourboy, The Blue Pages (rock), 7 p.m., $7. AA. AVENUE BISTRO: Jenni Johnson & Friends (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Run For Cover (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Ko-Ko Nuts Steel Drum Band (steel drum), 6 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Second Annual Burly Bear Beer Blast, 4 p.m., Donations; Retronome (DJ), 10 p.m., $5.

FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

GREEN ROOM: Envy Pride Party with DJ Manny Ward (house), 9 p.m., $5.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Cirque Du So Gay Part Deux (eclectic), 9 p.m., $15/20. 18+.

JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Resouled (soul), 9 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Aether Everywhere Label Debut with A Snake in the Garden, Solah, Von Cosel, The Le Duo, Skyscraper (experimental), 8 p.m., $5/8. 18+.

NECTAR’S: Joshua Panda (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Bone Cobra, Audio Journal (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Samara Lark, Anna Pardenik (indie-folk), 10:30 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Alice Austin (indie-pop), 9 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: The Vacant Lots (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Lovely Houses (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Amapola (Latin), 9 p.m., Free. Blue Hit (rock), 11 p.m., Free.

Ugh God (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

:: central BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: The Dixie Red Delights (Americana), 9:30 p.m., $3-5.

CHARLIE O’S: Barley Road (Irish), 10 p.m., Free.

GUSTO’S: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Spoonboy (folk), 7 p.m., Donations. Evan Crandle & The Too Hot to Handle (funk), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Jesters (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Paddy Reagan (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Chris Lyons (Americana), 9 p.m., Free.

THE MUSIC BOX: Bread & Bones (folk), 8 p.m., $10. AA. PIECASSO: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free.

SPRUCE PEAK AT STOWE: George Voland (jazz), 12 p.m., Free.

:: regional KRAZY HORSE SALOON: Live Music, 10 p.m., Free.

MONOPOLE: Shameless Strangers (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

NAKED TURTLE: Craig Hurwitz (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Plan 9 (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

SAT.12 >> 16B

1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111.

All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303.

The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000.

Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513.

Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361.

Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444.

Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781.

Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232.

Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636.

Dobrá Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424.

Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124.

Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669.

Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777.

Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658.

The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626.

Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474.

JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433.

Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-570-8888.

La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044.

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901.

The Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067.

Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116.

Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200.

On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411.

Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453.

The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777.

Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188.

Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stonecutters Brewhouse, 14 N. Main St., Barre, 476-6000.

Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189.

Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394.

T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vergenes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 802-877-6737.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100.

Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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MICHAEL MURRAY, STYLE MATTERS

BREAD & BONES, I KNOW STORIES (Riptone Records)

(Raggmopp, CD) Guitars have a tendency to collect dust in Boston. There seems to be one in every disheveled Cambridge living room, one hidden in every closet in Somerville. Many of their rusted strings are played furiously in obscurity, never to be heard outside coffee houses or late nights in crowded apartments. Records like Michael Murrayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Style Matters should be savored that much more with these things in mind. Every so often, something escapes the din.

Murray is an intrepidly honest songwriter. His lyrics punctuate a strong backing outfit that delivers an impeccable performance throughout. From the albumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s introductory postcard offering â&#x20AC;&#x153;Drunken Prayerâ&#x20AC;? to the blues-tinged â&#x20AC;&#x153;In the Country,â&#x20AC;? Style Matters is a potent collection of chronicles in a classically American pop-rock vein. Despite an acoustic foundation, there is not a meek indie-rock whisper to be found in Murrayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s structure: He is refreshingly unconcerned with waking neighbors, expressing subtle romantic inclinations or making tricky allusions to the obvious. Drummer Paul Caldes deserves some credit here, backing the record with a variety of terrific snares, and bassist Neil Lawrence has a knack for finding its many low-end hooks.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard not to conjure the more contemporary, post-Pixies catalogue of the deified, Massachusetts-born songwriter Frank Black in tracks such as the bright â&#x20AC;&#x153;Apricotsâ&#x20AC;? and the vivid â&#x20AC;&#x153;Take a Walk With Me.â&#x20AC;? But, while Black might pen an abstract melodic ode to an onion, Murrayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s lines are charmingly accessible to the less conceptual set, inviting listeners to map the old citiesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; terrain: â&#x20AC;&#x153;Maybe in Cambridge, / But in Medford / Youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a stranger; / Come look for me at Citizenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Coffee.â&#x20AC;?

If Style Matters has a fault, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s that it ends in something of a whimper after its auspicious start â&#x20AC;&#x201D; an inherent risk, given its hearty helping of 14 tracks. The glowing vocals and robust harmonica of â&#x20AC;&#x153;Out Againâ&#x20AC;? would have been a more apt curtain call, and the same could be said of the piano ballad â&#x20AC;&#x153;Feel on the Walls for Familiar Things.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Out Againâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Murrayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s comparison of relationships to the tides of the ocean â&#x20AC;&#x201D; is particularly sharp. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I try so hard to be your rock / But the tide comes in and takes me out again,â&#x20AC;? Murray laments, escorting a lavishly expanding sing-along chorus capped by a somber harmonica.

Michael Murray appears at The Monkey House in Winooski this Friday night.

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Richard Ruane, Beth Duquette and Mitch Barron have performed music together and separately as members of various bands, including Feast or Famine, Sundog, The Hibernators and Wild Branch. While I can claim only a passing familiarity with these ensembles, their coming together as the acoustic trio Bread & Bones strikes me as inevitable. Their dynamic perfectly suits their rootsy bluegrass sound.

The opening number of Bread & Bonesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; debut album shares its name with the band. Straight away, the albumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s strengths are clear. Ruaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s superlative guitar work drives the song. Barronâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s nuanced bass line adds depth. Duquetteâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s and Ruaneâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s voices weave delightfully through each other and the music. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bread & Bonesâ&#x20AC;? also showcases the albumâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s two major lyrical trends, old-timey folk balladry and bleak or absent romance.

The songâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s narrator commits a crime, flees (to the â&#x20AC;&#x153;borderline,â&#x20AC;? no less), and returns to be judged. Afterward, he or she laments having â&#x20AC;&#x153;no one to hold or be held to/no one to tell my secrets to.â&#x20AC;?

Songwriters in traditional genres tend to evoke past eras overtly when not being temporally ambiguous. On â&#x20AC;&#x153;My Father Is Gone,â&#x20AC;? a child recollects a father who died working on the railway. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fine song, effectively evoking a sense of death and loss, as well as the difficulty we have coming to terms.

Still, I mean no criticism when I wonder: Why not a modern context for such themes? Would it be odd to lament a father whose spirit was broken when he was fired from IBM? A father who died because he had no health insurance?

That said, Bread & Bones lose nothing by eschewing modern imagery in their lyrics. Their words are strong with a wealth of quotable lines, such as the Duquettedelivered â&#x20AC;&#x153;You call to me; / Why should I feel you? / I see your shape, / And youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not there.â&#x20AC;?

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I Know Stories is a solid album made by musicians who know and love traditional American music. Check it out if youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re a fan or if you need a primer. And see them on Saturday, July 12 at The Music Box in Craftsbury.

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And how that is going to be reflected in my music? I mean, if we have to have a board meeting to decide what my album cover is going to look like. Or if I have to turn in music by the boatload and then someone else decides what my single is going to be or how it’s gonna be marketed.

Recently, people have been asking me how I decide, if I create songs just for radio. And I say “no” constantly, that I just make music. And then however that works out, based on what we think would be more acceptable to radio, is what we push. But not as a “single” — as an introduction to the album. As an introduction to the framework of the conceptual strength of what I’m putting forth. That’s why the title track was what we decided to go with for this particular installment.

SD: So does that have anything to do with the length of time between albums?

IT: Yeah. But more than just that, it had a lot to do with the fact that I was involved with so many other projects. And that now I have a distributor that I go through directly, as opposed to going through other people, which caused problems in the

past in terms of accounting. So to me it was very, very simple to maneuver in this particular situation, where I’m not constrained by having a deal through anybody else.

But my efficiency has been turned towards touring and the political and social programs I had. So I think that with a lot of stuff . . . I’m not going to say “took up my time,” because I don’t feel like it was a waste of time. I feel like it was an investment in something important that’s going to come to fruition very soon. But I really feel like now, more than ever, it is so important to have a dissenting voice out there, because we were on the verge of having no hope before.

And now we’re on the verge of having blind hope. Which is just as dangerous.

SD: That’s a good point . . .

IT: We all want change. I say this all the time, but the war is not going to end. No one man is going to have the power to end a war where trillions of dollars have been invested. We talk about “change” in this campaign. You know what’s going to happen?

The war is going to change. The war is not gonna end.

SD: I wish I didn’t agree with you . . . but speaking of change, could you talk a little bit about the social programs you’re involved with?

IT: I got involved with several different organizations, one of which is G.A.ME, which I helped to co-found: The Graphic Artists Movement (www.kickgame. com). And basically we started it as a prototype for what we think should exist in the music industry, which is a health care system that provides for artists.

And it was something that we did to show people — and to shame the industry with the example — that if some grassroots artists and organizers from the street can accomplish this, why can’t a multi-billion-dollar industry provide for the people that are making its music?

I mean, there are people who work in an office at a record label who have health care. But the people involved with actually making the music have none. So I think there’s a difference between being a very small independent label like mine, where people have other jobs and health care through them, and then having a gigantic business where you have

literally, like, 100, 200 people involved in the process and none of them are covered.

I was also involved with several fundraising projects to support immigrant groups, especially ones trying to provide for children.

Specifically, children left behind when their parents were deported.

Since they’re legal citizens, they were kept in this country. Also fundraising for children’s hospitals in Palestine.

Now I’m working with a human-rights organization to create an orphanage in Afghanistan, believe it or not. It’s been a very trying time. You can imagine the trouble we go through with all of these organizations. Everyone is so scared. The army called it “terrorism.” And I’m sitting here saying, “Look, be serious. Do you really think that we’re here funding suicide bombers out of a children’s hospital?”

SD: So you really practice what you preach.

IT: The credit doesn’t just belong to me. I just came in to help organizations that had already been set up. People from Muslim student unions and people who are street-level organizers and people who are lifelong organizers in general, these people are just

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as revolutionary, I would say 10 times more revolutionary than most people who talk about that in their music. These people actually live it.

For me it was a very sobering realization to say, “You know what? I talk about all this, and while I participate in it, to look at my brothers and sisters who rhyme about it as well, and yet they’re not involved in half of it.” . . . It’s like comparing a gangsta rapper who rhymes about being a gangster, but isn’t really one.

And then comparing them to a real gangster from the street that’s like, “I have to live like this. I might not be alive tomorrow and this is my life. You don’t want to be like me.”

So now I’m working with people who live and breathe revolution. This is my life. And I make a living. But at the same time I’m able to help my people as well as support my family. Those two things, altruism and sustenance, can have a symbiotic relationship.

You don’t have to choose between making a living and prostituting the world, or living in a monastery and taking a vow of silence to protest the injustices of the world. >

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SAT.12 << 13B OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Hello Control (poppunk), 10 p.m., Free.

TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

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& The Bon Ton Parade whose “Modern Vintage” sound has

1/2 LOUNGE: The Singers’ Workshop, 10 p.m., Free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Cassarino Trio (acoustic), 4 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: Bonjour-Hi! (electronica), 9 p.m., $3/8.

FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Pine Street Jazz Second Sunday Instrumental Night (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Morgan Heritage & Laza (reggae), 9 p.m., $12/15. Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

NIGHTCRAWLERS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Tim Cahill (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Mike Martin & Greg Izor (blues), 8 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: Sugar High with Tricky Pat & Elliott (DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Irish Session (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

TILLEY’S CAFÉ: Mia Adams with D. Davis (singer-songwriter), 6:30 p.m., Free.

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LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Jazz Night with The Bruce Sklar Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Donations.

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:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Second Sunday Gospel Jam with Terry Diers (gospel), 12 p.m., Donations. Damn Yankee String Band (Americana), 7:30 p.m., Free.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Jazz On Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: regional NAKED TURTLE: Lucid (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MON.14 :: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: George Clinton & Parliament Funkadelic (funk), 9:30 p.m., $30/33. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Comedy Open Mike, 8:30 p.m., Free (AA).

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: 97.5 Eagle Country Music Showcase (country), 7 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: The Latham Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Poets’ Jam with Trevien Stanger, 9:30 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Vikesh Kapoor & Nicholas Beaven (acoustic), 6 p.m., Free. Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Russell (DJ), 11 p.m., Free.

:: central LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Dakota & Nastee (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free.

CLUB METRONOME: The Mae Shi, The Death Set, Heirhart (punk, rock), 9 p.m., $5.

JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG’S: Paris Bathtub (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Bluegrass Night (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA AND PUB: Open Mike, 10 p.m., Free.

THE MONKEY HOUSE: Acoustic Tuesday (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free (18+).

NECTAR’S: Big J & the Hair, Batter Recharger, L. Dora, Sourboy (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

RADIO BEAN: Seance with Stephen Callahan (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (country), 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: World Bashment with Demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke With Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central CHARLIE O’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 8:30 p.m., Donations.

MAIN STREET GRILL AND BAR: Tom & Jairo (trumpet & Spanish guitar), 7 p.m., Free.

STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.

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:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Shooter Night, 5 p.m., Free. Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Bob Hill & Stacey Starkweather (rock), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Olio Romeos (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

PIECASSO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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WED.16 :: burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: DJ A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: The Peter Rowan & Tony Rice Quartet (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $23/25.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Northern Exposure with Perfect Norm, Fall Line, Tub, Flood in the Factory (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. AA. LEUNIG’S: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Irish Sessions (Irish), 7 p.m., Free. Northstar (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Meg Willey & The Low Bones (rock), 5 p.m., Free. Genuine Junk Band, Zach Lockwood & The Roseliners (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5.

18+.

RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions (Irish), 9 p.m., Free.

RASPUTIN’S: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (DJ), 10 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Gordon Stone Trio (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

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BLACK DOOR BAR & BISTRO: Comedy Night, 8:30 p.m., $3-5.

CHARLIE O’S: Mark Legrand (country), 10 p.m., Free.

LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Luego (bossa nova), 8:30 p.m., Donations.

BEE’S KNEES: Blue Fox (blues), 7:30 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Andrew Hoover (nu-blues), 9 p.m., Free.

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treasure islands Vermont has its very own archipelago, but for a lot of mainland folks, the five towns sprinkled on the Lake Champlain islands traversed by Route 2 are just a scenic backdrop for Canada-bound car trips. This weekend, a self-guided open farm and studio tour aims to change visitors’ viewpoints, when 30 off-thebeaten-track venues throw open their doors for two days. Discover demos of pottery-making, painting, stained glass, and fleece-to-sweater fiber arts; visit a cheese cave or a rustic space observatory; or see organic 3-D paper shapes become illuminated sculptures.

Wood turner and tour organizer Jim Holzschuh hopes people will take the chance to “slow down and see what a beautiful place the Islands are.” Locate each site via yellow signs, or pick up a tour map at various stores.

‘Discover the Heart of the Islands’ Open Farm & Studio Weekend

Saturday and Sunday, July 12 & 13, at various locations in the Champlain Islands, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 372-4556

Looking for Stuff to Do on the Web? Check out our new, all-in-one online calendar at sevendaysvt.com. It shows you what’s going on beyond the current week and displays photos, maps, directions and more. You can email events to your friends and share them on Facebook. “Stuff to Do” is a work in progress and we’ve made tons of changes since our soft launch in April. Your useful feedback has helped us beef up browsing and speed up searching — thanks for your patience!

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-2345.

RENEWABLE ENERGY NETWORKING: Women who work in wind power and other renewable-energy fields shoot the breeze about their respective industries. NRG Systems, Hinesburg, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6710, aw@ nrgsystems.com.

WILPF MEETING: Members of the Burlington branch of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom discuss upcoming nuclear disarmament events, among other summer plans. Peace and Justice Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session.

Nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m.

Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.

education SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: Habla español? Brown baggers eat lunch and devour new vocab. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

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A/V EQUIPMENT ORIENTATION: Media mavens learn how to record snappy audio and video footage of community meetings for local broadcast. CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966.

BOOK SALE: Browsers peruse pages on the front porch of a lending institution, then buy used volumes to fund its future purchases. Stowe Free Library, Stowe, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the magic word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards.

Info, 860-1510.

COMPOSTING 101: Hands-on demos and specific recipes delineate how farmers can compost agricultural by-products to enrich their land. The Highfields Institute, Hardwick, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $20-50. Info, 472-5138.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: Readers speak volumes after perusing pages. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m.

- 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

TOUR & TEA: Green thumbs appreciate early-1900s garden architecture and design, then settle down to pastry and hot beverages. Greatwood Estate Gardens, Goddard College, Plainfield, 10 a.m. - 12 p.m. $10. Info, 454-8311, ext. 278.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 897-2121.

SOUTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls.

Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 660-8526.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

‘CREEPY CRAWLY CRITTERS’: Naturalist Steve Amos introduces curious types to live arthropods. Holley Hall, Bristol, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 456-2635.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘THE LAST KING OF SCOTLAND’: Idi Amin’s young Scottish doctor learns too late about the Ugandan dictator’s atrocities in the 2006 Oscar-honored drama. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: Folk musicians Colin McCaffrey and Jim Pitman dig into traditional tunes. Currier Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267.

CONCERTS ON THE BLUFF: Outdoor listeners absorb Adirondack folk tunes by singer-songwriters Roy Hurd and Frank Orsini. Clinton Community College Bluff, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. Info, 518-562-4170.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Faculty members with a summer conservatory perform compositions by Eugene Ysaye, Erno Dohnanyi and Alexander Glazunov. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $15. Info, 999-3830.

Hit the spot.

OLD SCHOOLHOUSE COMMON SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: Evan Crandle and the Too Hot to Handle Band deliver smokin’ sets at an outdoor show.

Bandstand, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 426-3581.

OPEN MIKE NIGHT: Musicians step up at a coffeehouse series showcasing local talent. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 872-7111.

SHAPE NOTE SING: Members of the UVM Traditional Music Club teach and sing melodies of fierce beauty to promote a lively, deep-rooted American vocal genre. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 585-730-9052, lgraves@uvm.edu.

ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-7335, jerdelyi@vhfa. org.

VILLAGE HARMONY: Teens from this folk-singing ensemble share music from Bulgaria and American Appalachia.

Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 426-3210.

outdoors BUTTERFLY & DRAGONFLY WALK: Rain or shine, naturalist Chip Darmstadt of Montpelier’s North Branch Nature Center leads a trek to trace pretty winged insects. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 864-3073.

sport TENNIS CLINIC: Racquet wielders get freebie playing pointers from Topnotch Resort’s pro coaches. Parks & Rec Tennis Courts, Stowe, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6450, egagne@ topnotchresort.com.

talks ‘BUILDING PARKS, BUILDING COMMUNITIES’: Architects Kyle Bergman and Dave Sellers describe their experiences constructing public and private spaces around the world.

Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

CHRISTIAN EDUCATION SERIES: Guest speaker Eleanor Zue of Thetford describes her recent visits to Palestinian refugee camps. United Church of Christ, Bradford, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-989-5946.

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‘CYRANO!’: The Middlebury Actors Workshop inaugurates a newly renovated theater with this debut adaptation of Edmond Rostand’s play about a big-nosed poet in love. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $15.

Info, 382-9222.

‘MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS’: Old-school Hollywood mega-egos clash in Ron Hutchinson’s farce about the making of the film adaptation of Gone With the Wind, circa 1939. See review, p.30A. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27-33. Info, 654-2281.

‘THE DINING ROOM’: A.R. Gurney’s masterpiece of 20th-century American family life unfolds in a series of tablecentered tableaux dissecting birthday parties, holidays, breakfasts and affairs.

Dorset Theatre, Dorset, 3 p.m. $15-40.

Info, 867-5777.

‘THE MIKADO’: The topsy-turvy town of Titipu springs to life with some of Gilbert & Sullivan’s best-loved characters and songs. Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968.

BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Elaine Young, the program director for Champlain College’s E-Business and Marketing courses, describes emerging “Web 2.0” trends and opportunities.

Coffee and networking, 7:30-8 a.m.; program, 8-9 a.m. Hauke Campus Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30-9 a.m. $10. Info, 863-1175.

QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Technical College, Blair Park Campus, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of A Long Way Gone: Memoirs of a Boy Soldier discuss Ishmael Beah’s depiction of a brutal civil war in Sierra Leone. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

STEVE DELANEY: The former NBC News correspondent and current VPR personality, who calls himself a “recovering Flatlander,” reads from his collection of wry essays Vermont Seasonings: Reflections on the Rhythms of a Vermont Year. South Hero Community Library, South Hero, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 372-6209.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.09, 5-5:30 p.m.

‘THE FUTURE OF VERMONT’ FORUM: Green Mountain State citizens describe issues, values and decisions important to them, by way of planning ahead for community-wide changes. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6098.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures. Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

education ‘CHECK IT OUT’: Does it add up?

Participants learn to balance their checkbooks and read bank statements to keep spending in check.

Opportunities Credit Union, 18 Pearl Street, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10 for nonmembers, free for members.

Info, 865-3404, ext. 127, jking@ oppsvt.org.

FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP: Would-be Francophones exchange info during déjeuner. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 12-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

etc.

BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat. Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.09, 7 p.m.

FIRE DEPARTMENT AUCTION: Auctioneer Barb Watters runs through the numbers at this benefit for volunteer water-carriers. Orwell Town Green, Orwell, 6-10 p.m. Free (donations). Info, 948-2392.

SISTER CITY PROGRAM: Burlington residents discuss how to participate in the 1000-year anniversary of Yaroslavl, its Russian counterpart, come 2010. Greene, Seaver & Carver Law Offices, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4453.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.09, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.

THURSDAYS AT THE INTERVALE: Eclectic tunes by the North Carolinabased band Speedsquare enliven a communal party after a talk about the art of beekeeping. See calendar spotlight. Calkins Community Barn, Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games.

Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198.

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scene@ “BODY LANGUAGE” EXHIBIT SEGWAY DEMO ECHO LAKE AQUARIUM AND SCIENCE CENTER, BURLINGTON, SUNDAY, JULY 6, 1 P.M.

PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN

I have always made fun of the new-age scooters called Segways. But secretly embedded within my cynicism was a mounting curiosity — surely shared by many — and that’s why I went to ECHO’s “Body Language” exhibit last Sunday to give one a test drive.

Bruce Morrissey, founder of SegRides of Vermont, was on hand with part of his “fleet” to complement the exhibit by offering demonstrations and free rides. As he explained the finer points of Seg-riding, I remembered all the crashes I had stupidly viewed on YouTube before coming. So, instead of volunteering as the guinea pig, I watched the first few riders and tried to bolster my confidence.

Once aboard the Segway, I had to acquaint myself with the gravity-centered accelerator and throttle steering. To accelerate, you simply lean forward; you lean back to stop, and the Segway stops on a dime. You control the steering with a throttle-like knob on the left handlebar. Turn the knob all the way in one direction and you can spin in place, kind of like a figure skater, fully experiencing the Segway’s 360-degree turning radius.

After a few laps behind ECHO, I was starting to get the feel for the Segway, and Bruce even complimented me on the way I bent my knees into the turns.

Guess I’m a natural! I felt as cool as is possible riding a Segway, wearing my shades and metallic helmet and dodging waterfront walkers. I learned Bruce had spinners for the wheels but didn’t bring them along, so I was unable to pimp my Segway.

Regardless, for one afternoon I was up there with the best of them: the NYPD, Shaq and all the other talented, high-selfesteem individuals willing and able to ride the vehicle today.

Even better, I was able to add “Riding a Segway” to my list of “Things I Can Do That President Bush Can’t.”

MIKE DIBIASIO

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.09, 2 p.m.

WATERBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and their edible inspiration at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 279-4371.

WINOOSKI FARMERS’ MARKET: A teen-run stand selling produce grown in the town’s Landry Park is among the local foods, music and crafts on offer.

Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 11.

health & fitness ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Olympiad Health and Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10, first time free. Info, 310-6686.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

CHILDREN’S FESTIVAL: Parents can chime in at a kid-centric concert

by Buddy Dubay and the Minor Key, accompanied by field games and face painting. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $3-7. Info, 644-6363.

MORNING STORIES: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairy tales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

MUSIC WITH PETER: The under-5 set and their caretakers keep the beat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots ages 3 to 5 enjoy stories, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

‘RESISTING BOREDOM’ GROUP: Teens punctuate their summer vacation with a weekly social gathering featuring movie screenings and book discussions. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts.

Westford Library, Westford, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 878-5639.

WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, Winooski, 11 a.m.

- 12 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6424.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘YOUNG@HEART’: Octogenarians sing “Road to Nowhere” and other modern rock classics in Stephen Walker’s documentary about the Northampton, Mass.-based senior chorus. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2576.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BALLARD PARK CONCERT SERIES: Folk guitarists Peggy Lynn and Curt Stager collaborate at a 16th-reunion show featuring Adirondack-style blues. Ballard Park, Westport, 7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 518-962-8778.

BATTERY PARK CONCERT SERIES: South Carolina blues-rock band Needtobreathe shares a concrete stage with Burlington’s indie-popsicles The Smittens. Battery Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5355.

The perfect match.

BEGINNING GUITAR: Strummers of all ages learn basic chords and techniques with instructor Timothy Niemiec.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7228.

BROWN BAG CONCERT SERIES: The Colin McCaffrey Swing Trio gigs out with genre classics and jazz standards.

Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, 12 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604.

‘GROOVIN’ ON THE GREEN’ CONCERT SERIES: Pine Street Jazz and the Blue Gardenias bloom as a five-piece ensemble with added vocal pizazz.

Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 877-646-5263.

OLD SCHOOLHOUSE COMMON SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: The Starline Rhythm Boys belt out rollicking rockabilly for picnic-packing listeners. Bandstand, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

OPEN MIKE: Poetry and performance art share stage space with solo singers, instrumentalists and bands at this weekly free-form talent show. Indigenous, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-3433, indigenousskateandsnow@gmail.com.

SNOW FARM VINEYARD CONCERT SERIES: After eating picnic provender, listeners wave metaphorical lighters for ’80s rock by the band 314. Snow Farm Winery, South Hero, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-9463.

WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: The Barre Tones sound off with allfemale, a cappella tunes. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 244-7195.

sport GRACE BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT: Nine holes complete this openregistration fundraiser for the Grass Roots Art and Community Effort elder-arts collective. Mountain View Country Club, Greensboro, 3 p.m. $65.

Info, 472-6857.

ROAD RIDE: Experienced cyclists join a group to train on 30-to-35-mile routes around Montpelier. Meet in the parking lot to explore various Central Vermont locations. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

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Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7648.

SUNSETS AT SHELBURNE MUSEUM: â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;EXHIBITING MARY CASSATT: FRIENDS AND FAMILYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: This Thursday-night series presents a lecture by Dr. Nancy Mowll Mathews, senior curator of 19th- and 20th-century art at Williams College Museum of Art, about an ongoing exhibition of work by the American Impressionist painter. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 6:30-8 p.m. $918, half-price for Vermont residents.

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FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $13-16. Info, 863-5966.

words GARY KOWALSKI: The historian and minister of Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Unitarian Church reads excerpts from his recent book Revolutionary Spirits: The Enlightened Faith of Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Founding Fathers. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 985-3999.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.09, 5-5:30 p.m.

dance ELECTRONIC DANCE PARTY: Dress wild to go along with a â&#x20AC;&#x153;hot jungleâ&#x20AC;? theme, then let your hair down to DJâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d club beats by M.I.A. and Haddaway. Funds raised help send livestock to a village on the Amazon.

9 p.m. - 1 a.m. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 9 p.m. $5 for those with costumes, $7 without. Info, 223-1649.

QUEEN CITY CONTRA DANCE: Caller Dave Eisenstadter directs soft-soled steppers, and the Mars Rovers provide music. Beginnersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; session at 7:45 p.m. St. Anthonyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Parish Hall, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8. Info, 371-9492.

environment SOLARFEST 2008: New Englandâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s renewable-energy celebration features games, workshops, information, activism and live music by Dar Williams and Haale â&#x20AC;&#x201D; all powered by the sun. Forget Me Not Farm, Tinmouth, 3-10 p.m. $10-35. Info, 235-1513, info@solarfest.org.

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CHARITY BINGO: See WED.09, 7 p.m.

FAMILY FRIDAY: WONDERFUL WOOL: In a half-hour experiment, folks of all ages give spinning a whirl by using a drop spindle to transform sheepâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s wool into yarn. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. $3.

Info, 877-3406.

FRENCH HERITAGE DAYS: Fiddle music and clogging augment French-Canadian foods, genealogy workshops and traditional craft demos at an outdoor celebration. See calendar spotlight. Various locations, Vergennes, 6-9 p.m. Free; buttons for admission to Vergennes Opera House events cost $15-20. Info, 388-7951.

STOWEFLAKE BALLOON FESTIVAL: Up, up and away! Hitch a ride on one of 25 inflatables, then hear music and try out various games. Stoweflake Mountain Resort, Stowe, 6:30 p.m. $8 admission includes a raffle ticket; tethered balloon rides cost $10. Info, 253-7355.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.09, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m.

VGSA PRIDE CRUISE: Vermont Gay Social Alternatives launches Pride Weekend with a four-hour party on the lake. Departs from King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7:45 p.m.

Lake Champlain, 8 p.m. - midnight. $40. Info, 893-3802.

VERMONT SCENIC CLUSTER DOG SHOW: Proud canine owners from various Vermont clubs bring 100 different breeds to obedience trials.

Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2-8; kids under 12 receive free admission if accompanied by an adult. Info, 878-5545, vermontcluster@comcast. net.

fairs & festivals WASHINGTON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: Amusement rides and agricultural exhibits augment a country-music showdown and an ice-cream-eating contest. Washington County Fairgrounds, Barre City, 8 a.m. - 11 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 279-6567, washingtoncountyfair@ yahoo.com.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.09, 2 p.m.

GOURMET VEGETARIAN DINNER & SILENT AUCTION: Supporters of a community herbal clinic raise their forks at a meatless meal with musical entertainment and open bidding on donated items. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 6 p.m. $25. Info, 224-7100.

RICHMOND FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks.

Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 434-5273. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SUNDAYS MAKING TOFUâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: At a â&#x20AC;&#x153;table talkâ&#x20AC;? focused on healthy foods, Linda Furiya, the Shelburne-based author of Bento Box in the Heartland, describes watching her father make homemade soybean curd. Garden tour 5:15 p.m.; dinner 6:15 p.m.; talk 7:30 p.m. Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 5:158:30 p.m. The talk is free, dinner $25, dessert and talk $10. Info, 888-424-2432.

WESTFORD FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls.

Westford Common, Westford, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405.

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Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;DARATT [DRY SEASON]â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Chadian director Mahamet-Saleh Haroun, on campus to receive the Dartmouth Film Award, screens and discusses his drama about revenge and justice.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;FAHRENHEIT 451â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Viewers warm up to François Truffautâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s cinematic take on Ray Bradburyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s distopian novel about a book-burning â&#x20AC;&#x153;fireman.â&#x20AC;? This film opens the second weekend of the Savoyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Sci-Fi in Julyâ&#x20AC;? series. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 11 p.m. $5. Info, 229-0598. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SHOUT IT OUTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The silver-screen version of The Voices Project, a musical based on the lives of Vermont teens, continues on a 50-town tour.

Bellows Free Academy - St. Albans, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;INFINITE SORROW, ABSOLUTE JOYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Pianist William Michael Maisel plays free improvisations, interspersed with poetry. Richmond Free Library, Richmond, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-3036.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MUSIC ON THE MOUNTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A local fife and drum corps toots colonial-era tunes, and director Rustan Swenson provides lively commentary about the musicâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s military and civilian uses.

Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 948-2000.

TGIF JAZZ: Pianist Parker Shper and vocalist Allison Mann help folks unwind at weekâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s end. River Rock School, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $5. Info, 223-4712.

outdoors THE MONTPELIER BIOBLITZ: Nature walks and talks, food, kidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s activities, and a firefly social augment this 24-hour search to catalogue every living animal, plant and insect within Capital City limits. Various locations, Montpelier, 3 p.m. - midnight. Free.

Info, 229-6206.

sport LGBTQ NIGHT OUT: A flotilla of small sailboats, each carrying a maximum of six people, decorates Burlington Bay as part of a pride-week outing.

Call for reservations. Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. $35 per person, $50-65 per couple. Info, 864-2499, info@ communitysailingcenter.org.

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Depot Theatre, Westport, 8 p.m. $21-25. Info, 518-962-4449. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LIES & LEGENDS: THE MUSICAL STORIES OF HARRY CHAPINâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See THU.10, 8 p.m.

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Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7165.

PINE STREET IRON POUR: Watch molten metal fill sand cast molds at the culmination of a sculpture workshop. Pine Street Studios, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free.

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BASTILLE DAY WAITERS’ RACE: Uniformed servers go through the paces while balancing a loaded tray on one hand. See calendar spotlight.

Town Green, Vergennes, women’s race 2:30 p.m., men’s race 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 985-5237.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.09, 7 p.m.

‘DISCOVER THE HEART OF THE ISLANDS’ OPEN FARM AND STUDIO WEEKEND: More than 30 creators of artistic and agricultural items put Vermont’s island towns on the map. See calendar spotlight. Various locations, the Champlain Islands, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 372-4556.

FRENCH HERITAGE DAYS: See FRI.11, 7 a.m. - 9:30 p.m.

HOMEBUYING SEMINAR: Would-be house hunters consider the various steps in seeking a suitable space and obtaining a mortgage. Opportunities Credit Union, Burlington, 9 a.m.

- 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-865-3404, ext. 127, jking@oppsvt.org.

NATIVE AMERICAN ENCAMPMENT: Members of the Eastern Woodlands Confederacy, the Elnu Abenaki and others offer a Native American perspective on Samuel de Champlain’s 1609 voyage by recreating a period camp with crafts, singing, food preparation and birchbark canoemaking. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6-10. Info, 475-2022.

PRIDE FESTIVAL: Out and proud people — and their supporters — party down with live entertainment and games, then peruse activism opportunities. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 12-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9677.

PRIDE PARADE: Festive floats and dancers wind through downtown to celebrate the Queen City’s public support of diversity. The parade route starts and ends at Lake Street, making a loop via Main, Church, Cherry and Battery streets. Lineup 10:30 a.m., parade at 11 a.m. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-9677.

SEWING MACHINE INTRO: Feed dogs?

Zipper feet? First-timers learn the anatomy of sewing aids in a two-hour course, then take a test drive and plan an easy project. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $30 includes an additional hour of open sewing time. Info, 802-8627417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

STOWEFLAKE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See FRI.11, 6:30 a.m. & 6:30 p.m.

SUMMER BOOK SALE: See WED.09, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m.

VERMONT SCENIC CLUSTER DOG SHOW: See FRI.11, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

fairs & festivals ‘ANTIQUES & UNIQUES’ FESTIVAL: More than 100 vendors display paintings, photographs, quilts, pottery and furniture at this fundraiser for Vermont Children’s Aid. Craftsbury Common, Craftsbury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 655-0006.

WASHINGTON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: See FRI.11, 9 a.m. - 11 p.m.

food & drink BURLINGTON FARMERS’ MARKET: Sixty-three vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 888-889-8188.

CAMPFIRE BREAKFAST: No humble hobo fare here. Visitors gather eggs in the Children’s Farmyard, then enjoy ‘em fried up along with bacon, pancakes and hash by the authors of Cooking With Shelburne Farms.

Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 8:30 a.m. $15 for adults, $8 for children under 10. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341.

CAPITAL CITY FARMERS’ MARKET: More than 40 central Vermont vendors hawk fresh produce, baked goods, seedlings, crafts and more, accompanied by live music. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Info, 685-4360.

LAWN SUPPER: Ticketholders belly up to an outdoor buffet of Canadian ham and baked beans, then settle in for old-time bluegrass by the Mississquoi River Band. West Swanton Methodist Church, Swanton, 5:30 p.m. $5-8.

Info, 868-7097.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.09, 9 a.m.

NORTHWEST FARMERS’ MARKET: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

health & fitness ZUMBA FITNESS: See THU.10, Fitness Options, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. & 11 a.m. $10, first time free. Info, 734-3479.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

BEBOP PLAYGROUP: Adults indulge in coffee and bagels while kids up to age 3 meet their peers. Bebop Baby Shop, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free.

Info, 860-6842.

KIDS’ CRAFT LAB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $5 per child. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘BARBARELLA’: As part of the Savoy’s “Sci-Fi in July” series, Jane Fonda stars as a busty space explorer searching for “the man named Durand-Durand.” Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 11 p.m. $5. Info, 229-0598.

‘FAHRENHEIT 451’: See FRI.11, 4 p.m.

FILM & MUSIC ON A SUMMER NIGHT: Lawn chair listeners hearken to folkrock goddess Catie Curtis, then take in a screening of the classic Western Yellow Sky. Redstone Pinegrove, east of the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 6-11 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4455.

‘SHOUT IT OUT’: The silver-screen version of The Voices Project, a musical based on the lives of Vermont teens, continues on a 50-town tour.

Folsom School, South Hero, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190.

‘THE COUNTERFEITERS’: In this 2007 Oscar winner from Germany, prisoners in a Nazi concentration camp are forced to take part in history’s most elaborate false-currency operation.

Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-5510.

‘THE DARK KNIGHT’: Senator Patrick Leahy and Warner Brothers C.E.O. Barry M. Meyer raise funds for the Kellogg-Hubbard Children’s Library by throwing a ticketed reception for, and screenings of, a brand-new Batman movie in which Leahy has a speaking role. Reception at the Capitol Plaza, 5:30 p.m. Capitol Showplace, Montpelier, 7:15 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $50 for the reception or the movie, $100 for both. Info, 223-3338.

‘THE DUCHESS OF LANGEAIS’: A noblewoman plays a twisted game of seduction with a general in Jacques Rivette’s adaptation of Balzac’s classic set after Napoleon’s fall. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2576.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘BACH BASH’: Local and national string and wind instrumentalists convene to concertize works by J.S. Bach and other composers. Hancock Town Hall, Hancock, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 767-9234.

‘FESTIVUS FOR THE RESTIVUS’: The musically marginalized unite at a camping-friendly, outdoor Afro-beat fest featuring Toubab Krewe and St. Croix-based reggae act Midnite.

Pransky Road, Cabot, 2 p.m. $30-35.

Info, thefestivusfortherestivus@ gmail.com.

JAZZ NIGHT: Jerome Monachino and “Picture This” fuse contemporary, traditional and modern music in a concert following Mass. St. Anne’s Shrine, Isle La Motte, 8 p.m. Free.

JUNIOR RECITAL: Jazz guitarist Xander Naylor plays works by various composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

NORTH END RHYTHM KINGS REUNION: Members of this onetime Queen City band dish out complex beats at a concert get-together. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 7-10 p.m. $15.

Info, 425-2120.

PIANO FOUR-HANDS CONCERT: Transcontinental duo Elaine Greenfield and Janice Meyer Thompson share a bench for works by Bizet, Debussy and Ravel, among other composers.

Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $15-20. Info, 496-4781.

outdoors THE MONTPELIER BIOBLITZ: See FRI.11, 12 a.m. - 3 p.m.

sport SATURDAY MORNING GROUP RIDE: Two-wheelers of all abilities practice moving en masse on a 25- to 35-mile route that emphasizes drafting, pacelines and cycling etiquette.

Bring a helmet! Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

theater ‘CIRQUE DU SO GAY! — PART DEUX’: Luscious stage acts blend music, theater and a dance revue, plus a cross-dressing competition and lip-synching, followed by an all-ages dance party. 9 p.m. – 2 a.m. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 9 p.m. $15-20. Info, 652-0777.

‘CYRANO!’: See WED.09, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘EAST AFRICA SPEAKS’: Okello Kelo Sam’s performance piece Forged in Fire (5 p.m.) and George Seremba’s one-man play Come Good Rain (8 p.m.) explore their authors’ experiences of oppression and turmoil in Uganda. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-646-2422.

‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See FRI.11, 8 p.m.

‘LIES & LEGENDS: THE MUSICAL STORIES OF HARRY CHAPIN’: See THU.10, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘MOONLIGHT AND MAGNOLIAS’: See WED.09, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘THE DINING ROOM’: See WED.09, 8 p.m.

‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See THU.10, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘THE MIKADO’: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m.

‘THE RED SHOES’: See FRI.11, 8 p.m.

‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN’: See THU.10, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.

words STEVE DELANEY: See WED.09, Vermont Bookshop, Middlebury, 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 388-2061.

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12TH ANNUAL FLYNN GARDEN TOUR: Buy tickets for this self-guided garden tour in South Burlington, follow your map and end the day with tea at 3:00 p.m. Proceeds benefit Flynn Center Education programs.

Various locations, South Burlington, 10 a.m. $35-37. Info, 863-5966.

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Donning berets, toques and tricorns, Vergennes residents unearth their French-Canadian roots in an annual two-day tribute to all things français. On Friday night, QuĂŠbec-based band Club Carrefour plays at a traditional late-night â&#x20AC;&#x153;VeillĂŠeâ&#x20AC;? dinner. Saturday-morning breakfast options include French toast at the fire station. Booths hosted by genealogical groups, historical societies and fiddle-playing chanteurs offer Francophones and -philes an earful; members of the Vermont Fencing Alliance provide pointers; and reenactors show what it was like to be a French soldier, explorer or colonial settler. On Saturday evening, the Vergennes Opera House hosts five musical acts, including the Green Mountain Cloggers, Va-et-Vient and the Boudoin Legacy band. Watch out for the running waiters.

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NATIVE AMERICAN ENCAMPMENT: See SAT.12, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

POST-PRIDE PICNIC: A family-friendly cookout wraps up the Queen Cityâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s LGBTQ-supportive celebration with food and fun in the sun. North Beach, Burlington, 12-3 p.m. $5. Info, www. vgsa.com.

SCRABBLE CLUB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.

STOWEFLAKE BALLOON FESTIVAL: See FRI.11, 6:30 a.m.

T-SHIRT TRANSFORMATIONS: Stitchers turn venerable knitwear into au courant fashions with basic cut-and-sew steps. The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $30 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

VERMONT SCENIC CLUSTER DOG SHOW: See FRI.11, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

fairs & festivals WASHINGTON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: See FRI.11, 9 a.m. - 7 p.m.

food & drink STOWE FARMERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; MARKET: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

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â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BAMAKOâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Mali villagers hold a mock trial of the International Monetary Fund for crimes against Africa in this drama. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;BARBARELLAâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: See SAT.12, 4 p.m. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;SHOUT IT OUTâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: The silver-screen version of The Voices Project, a musical based on the lives of Vermont teens, continues on a 50-town tour.

Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 592-3190.

D: Sergei Bondarchuk, USSR, 1965-67, 415 minutes

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BENEFIT CONCERT FOR BOB LABBANCE: The eastern Massachusetts Americana band Andromeda4 goes galactic at a fundraiser for a Montpelier-based golf writer recently diagnosed with Lou Gehrigâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Disease. Capitol Grange, Montpelier, 3 p.m. $25. Info, evan@ evanharlan.com.

Presented in two parts, each individually ticketed.

Part 1 : July 18 8 7 pm Part 2 : July 19 8 7 pm (3 hours) July 20 8 1 pm (4 hours) July 19 8 1 pm Loew 8 $8 8 Dart IDs $5 8 Loew passes not valid.

Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A.

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A stand-up comedy show featuring Josie Leavitt & Martha Tormey with MC Oliver Barkley and comedians Chris Evans and Kathleen Kanz

Contois Auditorium July 18th and 19th at 8pm

theater ‘EAST AFRICA SPEAKS’: Tanzanian poet Mrisho Mpoto dramatizes corrupt African medical practices in Public Servant (5 p.m.); then Kenyan Mumbi Kaigwa explores female identity in They Call Me Wanjiku (8 p.m.).

Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 p.m. & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See FRI.11, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

‘LIES & LEGENDS: THE MUSICAL STORIES OF HARRY CHAPIN’: See THU.10, 7 p.m.

‘THE DINING ROOM’: See WED.09, 3 p.m.

‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See THU.10, 7 p.m.

‘THE SEAGULL’: See FRI.11, 7:30 p.m.

‘YOU’RE A GOOD MAN CHARLIE BROWN’: See THU.10, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m.

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BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community musicians of all ages perform marches and medleys for bandstand connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467.

FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: Seven consecutive days of outdoor musical acts from Vermont and elsewhere mark this Middlebury music festival’s 30th anniversary. See www. festivalonthegreen.org for a full schedule. Middlebury Town Green, Middlebury, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3555.

SINFONIETTA SYMPHONY SERIES CONCERT: The Saranac Lake Madrigal Singers and the Sinfonietta Community Chorale offer an evening of oratorios from Beethoven and Mozart. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 518-523-2512, info@ lakeplacidarts.org.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: A dressage exhibit kicks off the threeweek music series that combines sonatas and summer sunsets.

Then the festival orchestra plays Mendelssohn, Copland, Beethoven and, of course, Mozart on the South Porch. Gates open for picnicking at 5:30 p.m. Dressage is at 6:30 p.m.

Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. $36. Info, 862-7352.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.09, 5-5:30 p.m.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See THU.10, 6 p.m.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.09, 2 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

ARTISTS & AUTHORS ICE CREAM PARTY: Kids ages seven to 15 build sundaes, hear stories and see artwork-in-progress at a sweet afternoon honoring four visiting writers and illustrators. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 12 p.m. Free.

Info, 985-3999.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See THU.10, 10 a.m.

YOUTH RECREATION NIGHT: Movies, music, snacks, and indoor and outdoor games offer kids on summer vacation something to do. The Church of the Crucified One, Moretown, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5912.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: See SUN.13, 12-10 p.m.

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VERGENNES CITY BAND: A brass band welcomes musicians of all ages at an outdoor concert of gazebo faves.

Vergennes City Park, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2005.

sport COED ROAD RIDE: Male and female pedal pushers meet in downtown Burlington, then trace a one-totwo-hour route at a moderate pace.

Road bikes only; helmets required.

Skirack, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

theater ‘FIVE GUYS NAMED MOE’: See FRI.11, 8 p.m.

TUE.15 activism

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.09, 5-5:30 p.m.

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sport BASIC BIKE MAINTENANCE: Wrench wielders get a grip on bicycle upkeep and repairs at a beginner-level clinic.

Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-3313.

WOMEN’S ROAD RIDE: Female pedal pushers congregate for wheel camaraderie in two groups covering 20- and 30-mile routes. Meet in the parking lot. Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9409.

theater ‘ALMOST, MAINE’: The residents of a bleak North Country town unveil their midwinter hearts in John Cariani’s series of magical realist vignettes.

McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $27-33.

Info, 654-2281.

‘THE DINING ROOM’: See WED.09, 8 p.m.

‘THE LIGHT IN THE PIAZZA’: See THU.10, 7:30 p.m.

‘WHAT THE BUTLER SAW’: See THU.10, 7:30 p.m.

BIKE NIGHT: Motorcyclists pull up and park on the sidewalk at a weekly cityapproved rally with the summertime goal of attracting 1000 riders.

Donny’s New York Pizza, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-7888.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.09, 7 p.m.

DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS INFO SESSION: Representatives from an international medical organization invite people with medical and nonmedical backgrounds to learn about overseas humanitarian work.

ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 212-679-6800.

KNIT & NURSE: Mamas bring their babies to chat and work on projects.

The Bobbin Sew Bar and Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Donations. Info, 862-7417, rachel@ thebobbin.com.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.09, 2 p.m.

OLD NORTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

health & fitness ZUMBA FITNESS: See THU.10, 7 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: Maine quartet Boreal Tordu gets toes tapping with French-American roots music ranging from ballads to Cajun swing. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911.

FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: See SUN.13, 12-10 p.m.

INDIGO GIRLS: The Grammy-winning duo delivers poetic lyrics and close harmonies, mixed with social activism. See calendar spotlight.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $32.50-42.50. Info, 775-0903.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: “Harp in the Hay Mow” gathers the New York Chamber Soloists in a program of works by Bach, Caplet, Faure, Handel, Bartok and Ravel. Gates open for picnicking at 5:30 p.m. West Monitor Barn, Richmond, 7:30 p.m. $29.50.

Info, 862-7352.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.09, 5-5:30 p.m.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See WED.09, 6 p.m.

education ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers practice their English. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

SPANISH CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.09, 12-1 p.m.

CHARITY BINGO: See WED.09, 7 p.m.

HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4493 ext. 211.

food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.09, 2 p.m.

MIDDLEBURY FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.09, 9 a.m.

SOUTH END FARMERS’ MARKET: See WED.09, 3:30 p.m.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m.

‘BUGS WITH TRISH’: State entomologist Trish Hanson shows off cool critters in a kid-friendly intro to insect facts. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 456-2635.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: Young ears take in a short intro to classical music. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443.

movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘A BRAVE NATION’: Informed citizens catch the first installment of a series

by Control Room director Robert Greenwald profiling social and environmental activists. CCTV Channel 17 Studios, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-3966.

DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Without the King takes viewers to Swaziland, the last absolute monarchy; then Iron Ladies of Liberia profiles Africa’s first democracy led by a woman. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Thursday, July 10, at the Calkins Community Barn and Intervale Center, Burlington, talk 5:30 p.m., music 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101. www.intervale.org www.vtbeekeepers.org www.myspace.com/speedsquare1

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: Cold Country Bluegrass heats up a green space with original and old-time tunes.

Currier Park, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: The Chamber Players present sonatas from Handel, Vivaldi, Biber and much more to kick-off their summer series.

UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-20, children 12 and under free.

Info, 1-800-639-3443.

FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: See SUN.13, 12-10 p.m.

ST. ANDREWâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S PIPES AND DRUMS: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m.

VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: AsianAmerican pianist Helen Sung offers a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Grand Isle Jazzâ&#x20AC;? program rooted in the tradition of Thelonious Monk and Cole Porter. Gates open for picnicking at 5:30 p.m. Grand Isle Lake House, Grand Isle, 7:30 p.m. $29.50. Info, 862-7352.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE NEXUS STORYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Architectural consultant Andrea Atkinson describes the development of a constructionindustry nonprofit to aid â&#x20AC;&#x153;greenâ&#x20AC;? builders. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;READINGS IN THE GALLERYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; SERIES: Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Maxine Kumin reads from her latest collection, Still to Mow. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m.

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sport TENNIS CLINIC: See WED.09, 6-7:30 p.m.

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WILD LIFE WATER TIME2FALL I’m getting younger every day, finally young enough to celebrate this way. Eyes manipulate time flowing like water thru space. I seek eye contact, honesty, trust, rolling in the savanna or moss, under the beautiful waterfalls of this small ball that we call Gaia. Want to celebrate the end of the bad bush with a good LTR one!!

Wildlife, 40, u, l, #109869

ACTIVE, COMPASSIONATE, LOYAL Making a difference with people is what life is all about. Sailing and kayaking, bike riding in the summer and cross-country skiing in the winter. I like to cook as well as eat out, and dancing and traveling are great. Looking for a partner who likes to communicate. Working through differences is what life is about, and adds to intimacy. Chuckg, 65, l, #110297

LOOKING FOR AN ADVENTURE I am looking to share my experiences, life, music, and interest with someone who can offer the same, whether similar or different.

Looking for honesty and someone who can be themselves. I enjoy music, FOOD, laughing, coffee, the ocean, animals, movies and most of all road trips. I’m new to Vermont so maybe you can show me the ropes. simple53, 28, l, #109662

KING I am a hard worker and always get what I want. I will do anything for anyone I know, but sometimes I can’t say they will do the same. I like to make sure I am not the same person you see day to day. I am different and outstanding. I am me. onlyonce, 21, #110294

INTELLIGENT, QUIRKY, LIBERAL, SPIRITUAL :) I’m looking to meet a woman who shares similar values; is authentic, candid, down-toearth and open to spirituality; and who likes to engage in intellectual discussion and has a love for adventure close to her heart. Above all else, a woman who is on a path of selfdiscovery and is looking for someone to go along for the ride. :). Not2bforgot10, 24, l, #109611

MEN seeking WoMEN CARING, COMMITTED, QUESTIONING I want to be caring and kind. I’m looking for a lover and some friends with whom to share an outlook that includes conscious concern and choices addressing all the suffering and injustice there is in our world and joy in all the beauty and kindness. I want to celebrate every day. singersmiley, 28, l, #110378

LET’S ENJOY THE LAKE TOGETHER! I am simply looking for someone who is NORMAL! I am a white male and have a 6year-old son with me part-time. I love to travel, spend time on the lake, dine out, take walks, etc. I also want to meet women who are independent. I need you to want me; I don’t want you to need me. VTSaturn23, 36, u, l, #110290 READY TO GO - NOW. Tall, active, athletic, love a challenge. Ski, hike, bike, blade, horseback, kayak, dinner and show, junk food and movie, 4x4 drives in the country, fast cruise on the highway with the top down. Hog ride anytime! Love my animals and you score extra points! You should be independent, intelligent, attractive, grounded, active, sensual and feminine. A healthy glow is the biggest turn-on! mtman2go, 51, l, #110286

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Actually, my real ad is online. You’ll have to check there if you want to find out more about me. Lakeside629, 39, l, #110280 SOCIABLE, HARDWORKING, FUN LOVER NEEDS EMPRESS I like to get outside as much as possible.

I like to ride my bike to work, run, and go to the gym. I need someone who likes to go downtown to see a show and drink beer with friends. I also need someone willing to travel, preferably to warm, exotic places.

Supercommuter, 32, l, #110276 SMILEY, FUN, WARM SANE GUY! I’m a great, healthy, fit, friendly, outgoing, energetic, funny, wickedly smart guy! Unafraid to wear my feelings on my sleeves. Honest, direct, value self-improvement, very sensual, affectionate and sexual. Solid emotionally, securely attached, compassionate and supportive, and hard to get off balance (you too!). Emotionally available and love to laugh.

Love the outdoors and animals too! Smily, 39, #110268 GARTH BROOKS ON THE GREEN Hey. First time online. Dating, that is. Just can’t find that someone special. I’m tired of the bar scene. Just looking for someone to share my triumphs and falls. I know what respect is and how to treat a woman. chadpole, 30, l, #110267

MEN seeking MEN PATH FRIENDS WOULD NEVER CONSIDER Seeking interesting, creative, engaging, married, middle-years guy for unscripted summer adventures far beyond your present life context. A summer of your own design that you will most likely never share with her - although you really wish she’d at least appreciate the why if not the how.

By necessity, I’ll be selective. Share your thoughts. Harryhaller, 56, l, #110373 NICEST GUY AROUND I am told I’m a sweet, really nice guy, and if I were straight, I’d have been grabbed up a long time ago. But since I’m not straight, isn’t there ONE guy out there who wants someone in his life to make life even better?! bluejay123, 55, l, #110281 KIND, WARM, FRIENDLY, PASSIVE FLIRTER I am shy at first, then outgoing. I try to get my way then submit and become more passive.

I like strong, assertive types who say OK once I let you do, then I am in charge of what we will be doing. I seek adventures with men who like men. Take me to your place. kcmyw2008, 52, l, #110241 LOVING AND CARING I enjoy compassionate conversation, fun, walks on the beach - all the mushy stuff. josh1973, 31, #110179 SPORTY MUSIC FAN Hello, I’m 18. When it’s summer and warm, I like to go to the beach, swim, shop on Church Street, hang out in Borders, play phantom planet on my guitar and many other things.

I generally like to relax and have fun. =] So hit me up if you want to know more. ejboy08, 18, l, #110085

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Married men please reply. cowgirl6625, 41, #110166 LIVING, LEARNING, LOVING, LAUGHING I’m seeking a single unattached person for play, dating or a serious relationship. I don’t fit into traditional dating categories cuz I’m a disabled woman attracted to any gender.

I just want someone for reciprocal fun, and see where it goes. I love tortoises, teaching, novels, new things, writing novels/poetry. Tell me your passions. sweetstrong, 30, u, l, #110052 RED-HEADER Looking for NSA sex. Lots of pre-sex pleasure!

Someone to teach a naive gal the hot ropes.

Can’t host but willing to travel. Must be clean like me, and very discreet. 109986, 26, #109986 SHY HOUSEWIFE SEEKS FEMALE PLAYMATE I’m a shy woman bored with my marriage.

I was with a woman once before and really enjoyed the experience. Seeking someone to occupy my time and then possibly have some fun. To be blatantly honest, looks matter. I am not a “10” by any means, but not a total dog either. I expect the same from anyone who wants to contact me. halo, 36, #109677 SHY BUT VERY CURIOUS I have little experience and am looking to have some fun. I want someone to teach me how to give and receive pleasure. I am bicurious and want to experiment. I love to be licked and want to try new things. Please send me a note if you are interested in helping me with my insatiable appetite. shybutcurious, 23, l, #109676

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VIVACIOUS, BUBBLY REDHEAD WANTS PLAY I am new to Burlington from NYC. I recently began playing with domination and flogging.

Looking to find playmates and possibly a more committed, sexual relationship with the right one. A switch, leaning towards bottom.

Into both men and women. Outside of the bedroom I am into photography, knitting, being outdoors, self discovery, cooking, baking, dancing, music. Looking2Play, 29, l, #109637 LOOKING I am looking for someone to hang out with and have a few drinks or go to dinners and see what happens. I have photos that i will share so send me yours, you wont be dissappointed so contact me!!! crystalline, 30, l, #109496 LOOKING TO EXPAND MY HORIZONS Let’s see. Who is Lily? I am a... well, I’ll say switch, but with developing Dominate feelings. I’m looking for a switch man that can be my Master or my Submissive depending on our mood. I am a traditional kinda girl. I want someone that is sweet, respectful, vanilla to the outside world and kinky behind closed doors. shywhitelily, 24, l, #109252 SEXY, NAKED, SUN, SPORTS, HOT TUBS Looking for some summertime playmates!

Love going to Bolton Falls. mashelle29, 26, #109076 DON’T WANNA BE GIRL-GIRL VIRGIN Never done anything with another girl before but definitely want to get into it. I am tiny so I need a girl who will fit me. I am also into guys, definitely! But I have never had a threesome. I’m willing to try it only with the kinky ones - but group sex is always a plus, so couples welcome! sexuallyexplicit, 18, u, l, #108804 GENTLE, ADVENTUROUS SPIRIT I’m interested in finding folks for sexual encounters that are meaningful yet free of strings. Please be spiritual by nature (i.e. have a basic respect for living creatures and self), silly, gentle and kind, openminded and attractive. I love yoga and breathing :), healthy living and eating, reading, exercising, watching thought-provoking movies, laughing, and exploring the world. sweets, 34, l, #108789 WARM, CURVY LADY I am a warm, loving woman. I want a lady with at least a little meat on her bones. I want to earn any bruises I may get lol. I am a touchy-feely kind of lady. I love to make the right lady squirm with desire. Are you the lady I am looking for? singleat42, 42, u, l, #108720 SEXY, SLIM, OPEN-MINDED Looking for couple (man and woman?).

Looking for something fun and new. Been with women before, would love to do again. Would like to make a friendship/play. I am clean and lots of fun. If you’re seeking someone young and fun to fulfill your desire, write me a message and we can get to know each other.

Will provide pics when asked for. Hail16, 21, l, #108623

EXOTIC, PLAYFUL WOMAN Exotic, playful woman looking for NSA fun.

Can’t host but will travel. Married, not looking to leave, but need more flavors for high sex drive. redtryst, 31, #108414 SEEKING TO FULFILL A FANTASY Bi 22-year-old female with fiance seeks to realize a fantasy with a woman. You must be clean, d/d-free, open, honest. Fiance gives me the go-ahead. I would try anything once, maybe twice, but take it slow. I’m new to this and shy. Maybe friends first and see what develops. Fiance not included; just me and another woman. angel427, 23, l, #108399 VIXEN WANTS TO PLAY! I am 29 years old and am very bisexual.

Looking for a femme who is able to have fun in and out of bed. Must have a sense of humor, be height and weight proportionate.

BoredinVt, 30, l, #108386 HIGHLY PASSIONATE SWF, 39, looking for pleasure, love or lust.

Would like to explore some kinky fantasies.

A man willing to give me a try to please him. Clean and discreet, please. Possible relationship, too. CA2001, 40, u, #106992 CINDERELLA WITH THE DOUBLE DS You know, I’m refusing to give up! I am voluptuous, plus-sized - there’s no disguising the fact - so if that’s not your type, don’t respond and waste my time, okay? I’m looking for a little bit of the wild side with some domination thrown in, but admittedly, I’m somewhat of a novice at things. I’d love some help in that department. biggrlzdocry, 32, #106753

MEN seeking…

HONEST, HARDWORKING, LOYAL Looking for long-term relationship. I like country music, sports and dining out sometimes. I like spending time with my family. I like watching movies. countryman49, 48, #110379 I WOULD LOVE TO MEET Hey there, everyone. I’m not good at this but here goes. I’m up in the Burlington area for several months (few days at a time). Looking for someone to chat with and who knows. I am married so discretion is a must. If you’re interested, let me know. pythonvt, 40, l, #110352 NEWLY DIVORCED FATHER OF TWO Recently divorced father of two trying to get back into the dating scene. Like others, don’t know what I am looking for and hope I’ll know it when I find it. justdivorced, 48, #110337 SUSHI RANCHER NEEDS HAMACHI WRANGLER Sunsets, long walks, meaningful conversation are important, relevant and fun. But how’s about sex first? But I mean long, drawnout teasing with good food, wine, music, dancing. Leading to kissing, caressing, licking and sucking. Followed by gathering toys for slippery use. Ya wanna put some energy into creating a seriously fun, hedonistic, sensual, sexual relationship, with physically fit, interested, humorous, non-snoring man. earnest, 49, #110327 I’M PART AMERICAN INDIAN Hi. I’m a sub male who likes to be put in rope bondage, outdoor bondage. Like getting whipped, spanked, caned. Looking for a dominant man; age, looks and weight don’t matter. Just looking for some real-time play.

CTB is also fun. I’m easy to get along with, have a good outlook on life, sure to please. peabody, 56, #110317 LOVE GOING DOWN I love hanging out with my friends but also love one-on-one time with my lovers. I am pretty easygoing. I’m not really an outdoors guy but find myself loving to be outside. I also love kids, but I don’t want any right off.

20042008, 22, l, #110316

LOT RAT SEEKS LIKE-MINDED WOMAN Hey there. Looking for a partner to party, have a good time, enjoy the outdoors, see lots of shows, chill with dogs, have wild sex, and help me exploring this big world. I’m a vegetarian, practice yoga and natural8/13/07 living.

1x1-naughty081507 I am a standard member so please send your email so I can contact you. Till then. wolfmansbrother, 30, l, #110310

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THICK, UNCUT, KINKY Looking for others who share similar fantasies and sexual interests! Just be real, and ready to play! Take a look at my list of fun facts ;-) and get in touch. Life is short! Let’s have some fun! needmorenow, #110187 12:46 PM 47, Page 1 BURNING DAYLIGHT Time to roll. Safe, discreet, hot encounters sought. teller, 49, l, #110162 GET WITH ME Hey all. I have been living in Burlington for a couple of years now. I am looking for NSA fun and that is all. I will try just about anything once, but discretion is a must. My biggest turnon is attractive, older women, but all ages are welcome. I am very oral and expect you are as well. macbook84, 24, u, #110160 CLEAN-CUT, STYLISH Looking for the right woman for some oneon-one, no strings attached fun. VTMD10, 31, #110106 NATURAL GUY I am a natural guy who loves a woman who is completely comfortable with her body and will allow me to behold her beauty. I will show you my appreciation by giving you pleasure however you desire. Your age and size do not matter to me. I am 46 but have a 21-year-old’s desire for mad, passionate love. runsafe, 45, #110075

OTHERS seeking…

SWEET BUT NAUGHTY I’m a 21-year-old college student. I’ve just about given up on love so I’m looking for something a little more discreet. Want a woman to hang out with and then some. boredstudent, 21, #110261

COUPLE SEEKS ONE MORE Hey there. We’re a husband-and-wife team looking for a third. We’re pretty laid-back, just looking to have a good time. No strings attached. Come play with us! wintersky, 30, #110383

AIMS TO PLEASE Well, I’m a pretty down-to-earth guy, not shallow in any way, looking for fun times but not against more than that. 7+ inches and girth to boot. Love oral (give/receive), prefer to be dominant, but can do submissive. Down for almost anything, I guess. Gimme a try ;).

Alphamale, 25, l, #110250

NAUGHTY IS FUN! We’re a clean couple looking to try something different. She’s interested in being with another woman and he wants to watch or participate. Best of both worlds! Must like to have fun, be adventurous and discreet. Sameroom sex with another couple with women possibly getting together. Let’s chat and see where it goes. Maybe we can be naughty together! naughtyamateurs, 37, #110381

NEW CONNECTIONS I don’t believe anything I say here will sum up what I am looking for as I am not sure until I see it myself. justanotherguyinvt, 38, #110239 DESCREET, JUST FOR FUN Looking for discreet relationship (friends with benefits) to safely explore (find) my limits. I am married and now my wife does not want to share. I don’t want to hurt anyone and I only have one life. I am not getting any younger.

Sincere, clean, honest, safety first. Also sterile. mainlym, 54, #110231 SEEKING ROPE LOVER Looking for someone who is open to ropin’.

Establish trust and rapport FIRST, find a chemistry. If that works, then somewhat regular play times for good rope bondage, possibly more. RopesRUs, 54, #110226 NEEDING MORE Married? So am I. Doesn’t matter. I know I’m not getting what I need; are you? Sick of begging your spouse and getting it only when they want it? I am. Maybe we can help each other out. Not looking to leave; just need to fill my sex drive up. Women only, please, for discreet NSA, married or not. Weightheight proportional, please. 109893, 36, u, #109893

MARATHON MAN AND LATIN LOVE Couple seeking pretty playmate. Mr.: 6’, 172 lbs., strong, athletic. Mrs.: 5’2”, beautiful, curvy, Latina. Perhaps just a public encounter to feed our fantasies. You: fun, energetic, beautiful. May invite to our home.

HotHotHotCpl, 25, l, #110370 ODD, PLAYFUL, SHY AND HUNGRY I try to make up for my social ineptitude with absolute kinkiness. I am looking for a woman to help me push my boundaries.

Being well-educated (Master’s degree) and polite does help. I am stuck with this maleappearing body, but I am working on fully transitioning to be able to be happiest in my life. outerlimit, 28, l, #110341 CHIVALRY AND FEMININITY She is petite and sometimes shy, but she giggles a lot. She makes art and goes barefoot.

She’ll try anything once. And she’ll make you feel scandalous. He is tall and strong, and a jack of all trades. He is good with his mouth: both with words or in silence. We are clean and adventurous, and will host or travel. troubleandchess, 21, l, #110311

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Dear Mistress Maeve: Is it possible for a pussy to get more beautiful?

I’m in my 40’s and have been seeing a wonderful guy for about six months. I’m also getting the best sex of my life on a regular basis. Never before have I looked at my pussy and thought it was lovely, but my guy tells me it is beautiful, and I swear: It is getting prettier every day. It’s certainly getting more exercise than ever before! But is it really possible — after having three kids and being in my 40’s — that it actually can get prettier, or is this just a delightful hallucination?

Seeing things in a whole new light, C

Va Va Voom I like your bazooms! You: topless babe at the potholes, July 4. Me: young stud too busy feasting on the eye candy to cliffjump. That dude your brother? You and your tanned girlfriend should meet us at the cliffs. You bring the beer, cigarettes and the bottom half of your bikinis and we’ll recklessly jump off rocks trying to impress you. When: Friday, July 4, 2008.

Where: Bolton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904103 Let’s finally meet!

We passed each other Friday on College Street, our eyes lingering as we mouthed “Hey.” I do believe you are the same girl I have seen on my stoop on Pearl Street when you were visiting your friend who just moved. Want to meet on the stoop Thursday around 6:30 p.m.? That is, if you are single, of course. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: College Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904102 Blue-Shirted Server, Nectar’s Erin, as cheesy is this sounds, I find you attractive and would like to invite you out for coffee or a drink. When: Saturday, July 5, 2008. Where: Nectar’s. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #904101 I saw you eating Elk. Hey GURRRL! I saw you all the way from down south and you looked very casualcute. Maybe we can meet up for a 30 of Busch Light and dance to Sandstorm?

You were the best roomie ever! Miss you and love you. CAWL ME! When: Thursday, September 1, 2005. Where: Lyman/ Adams. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904100

Dear C, Congrats on your new relationship — with your boyfriend and your vagina.

I suspect you know this, but your pussy hasn’t changed — your outlook has. When we feel desired and wanted, we begin to see our bodies as attractive and sexy. However, the key is to understand that we don’t need someone else to make us feel this way. It’s great that you found a partner who will affirm the prettiness of your pussy, but bear in mind that your vagina looks the same regardless of your relationship status.

Beauty, whether we’re talking vaginas or other body parts, comes from within. If we decide to see ourselves as beautiful, that confidence radiates outward so that others may see our beauty as well.

Hang on to this newfound confidence and don’t let it go. Your pussy — regardless of age or relationship status — will always be pretty, so long as you believe it to be true.

In pussy prettiness,

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Real blockbuster You: blockbuster on the Fourth of July, long legs and a playful smile. You already saw “List” twice on your way to China, and left with a “promise.” Me: beard and khakis. We talked, you left, and I was too tongue-tied to ask if you wanted to see fireworks. When: Friday, July 4, 2008.

Where: Blockbuster Video. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #904098 Great View at Kingsland Bay State Park July 4: The lake was beautiful, but I kept being distracted by the sight of you.

Cynthia, just thought you’d like to know that you looked great in that blue, twopiece bathing suit. When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Kingsland Bay State Park.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #904097 Pool table at Three Needs You are a blond babe with a brunette friend back by the pool table at the Needs.

Amazing cheekbones and eyes. We kept making eye contact. When you brought your empty to the bar I told you to have a great weekend and you instantly knocked over everyone’s beer. That’s something I would do. Wanna bumble around together sometime? When: Wednesday, July 2, 2008. Where: the bar. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904095 Second place to the mattress I’ve overextended my contacting you. As long as I’ve known you, I’ve expressed my feelings for you but I’ve never felt like you feel the same. I’ve even tried to dress it up and deny my feelings. I don’t want to push, so I let go and let God, hoping you may come to me one day. When: Saturday, July 5, 2008. Where: around. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904094

You and your pug Caught my eye! I think we were on South Winooski Ave. I can’t remember but I think you were wearing a Red Sox hat. I drove by and we waved at each other a couple times. I am kicking myself for not stopping to talk to you. I’d love for the three of us to take a walk together sometime. When: Wednesday, July 2, 2008. Where: South Winooski Ave. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904090 catpire.

Although I can’t have you all to myself anymore, thank you for being in my life, Babs. Little B wouldn’t have it any other way. Dobra date when I get back? When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: in my life :). You: Man. Me: Woman. #904089 Blond Lady, Healthy Living, June 25-26, 6 p.m.?

You were wearing a light blue top and shorts. We exchanged two smiles in the cafe. I was so nervous that I didn’t think to talk to you until long after you left after your second smile to me. I really wish I had. If you are without a sweetheart, I would be honored to explore such possibilities with you. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Healthy Living Cafe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904088 Grand Union Girl I see you everywhere: the front desk, the deli, the register. At each place you make me smile. You are beautiful. Keep on smiling. When: Wednesday, July 2, 2008.

Where: Grand Union. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904087 Can you come run the register?

Michelle - Oh yeah, it’s you. You have two eyes and a nose; I hope that helps. Maybe I passed you on I-89? I loved the Spy and can’t wait to read more in the kitchen.

Where would I be without you to help me out when I get swamped?! You’re the best!

Love, VC Jess. When: Thursday, July 3, 2008. Where: Village Cup. You: Woman.

Me: Woman. #904086 Waggy’s & McCaffrey’s Sunoco What’s up? Saw this guy who just looks awesome. Love to find him again. Nice body, yells at cop cars (that was cute), pierced lip, don’t know much else ‘bout ya.

Stopped me and my girl...friend, outside the gas station to tell me how hot I was.

I was stupid and didn’t get your number.

Where are you? When: Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Where: North Street Waggys. You: Man. Me: Man. #904085 Kayaking at the Writesville boat launch You were going out, I was coming in.

You busted me checking you out and said something about us having the same boat.

I mumbled something about them being different lengths and then paddled off. I’m not normally that slow. Give me a second chance to see you for the first time, and I’ll make a much better impression.

When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Montpelier Reservoir boat launch. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904084 Limy Doc, you there?

I was picking up a script at the end of your work day at UHC Given last Friday and you were walking out wearing a beautiful, warm smile, glasses and a green buttondown. I should have said hi! Are you single? When: Friday, June 27, 2008.

Where: UHC Given Health Center. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904083

SMIZZLE! I Spy an eccentric, blond-haired, blueeyed kanga. You were shouting random words as each firework exploded. YOU have been spied! It’s never a dull moment with you and I am so grateful to have and call you a friend! 3...stool... When: Thursday, July 3, 2008. Where: at the fireworks.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904093

heart 2 death I remember you! So glad we were able to reconnect on that level - again. Now if we can only manage to respect, flow with, and accept our intense cycle? Happy twoyear anniversary? Heart you then, now and forever. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008.

Where: here, there, everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904082

Grow Your Goatee Back We’ve always had this weird connection, and it doesn’t seem to go away. I don’t think either of us wants it to. I just want you to tell me if it’s worth sticking around.

I can’t promise you I’ll wait forever but for now, I’m just sitting back and enjoying the ride, no matter how “ruckus” it gets.

When: Friday, July 4, 2008. Where: Burlington, Vermont. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904092

“That Guy” At Red Rocks Thanks for helping me jump! We should definitely do it again sometime! I won’t be as scared this time, I promise. Name a day and time, or find a way to contact me. :) When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: Red Rocks. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904080

Two Extreme Dog Walkers This is for the two extreme walkers with a Hyena and a Dingo. Whether it be 20 below or 100 degrees, you both are walking.

Miss you girls and the animals. “Can you read my mind?” When: Tuesday, May 27, 2008. Where: Burlington sidewalks. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904091

Lindt Chocolate Store Vixen We discussed the cruelty of having to work in a frigid store. You even tried to change the temperature for me. I didn’t see a wedding ring. I didn’t know if you are into younger men but I was driven crazy trying not to say how attractive you were. Maybe we could go out for coffee?

When: Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Where: Lindt Chocolate. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904079

Gym Jaguar Your “hi” downtown caught me off guard (sorry for the look) but now that I see you every day at the gym, you are my motivation. What is your name? I am into cars as well; nice Jag. When: Tuesday, July 1, 2008. Where: the gym. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904078 Former DD girl?

I saw you working at DD in S. Burlington last winter/spring when I’d arrive at 7 a.m., but now you catch my eye everywhere and all the time. You are tall, have brown hair, and wear headphones and glasses. I try to catch your eye but you don’t seem to notice. I wish you would! You have a beautiful smile. When: Sunday, June 22, 2008. Where: Main Street/S. Winooski/ outside Mr. Mike’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904076 Essex Post Office Doubletake On Friday, June 26, just before 4:30, I was graced with your presence as we walked into the Essex Post Office. I did a doubletake and we smiled at each other.

You: short-haired cutie, purple top and tan bottom. Me: tall, short hair, wearing a blue California shirt with blue shorts. You drove a black Subaru. I’d love to see if your personality and mind are as cute as you look. Wanna do lunch? When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Essex Post Office.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #904074 Puppy Love Incredibly cute blond at the dog park on Patchen Rd. You had your dog and your parents’ dogs. I was the tall, slim guy with my Golden, which you hugged lovingly.

Maybe we could do a doggy get-together?

When: Monday, June 30, 2008. Where: Dog Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904073 Costco Elegance Wow! You: blond, brown dress, white top, slender, forty-something (?). Me: couldn’t stop staring, tall, slim, brown shirt, tan shorts, 42. Stood behind you in line with my mother at Costco. Could you have noticed? I hope so. When: Monday, June 30, 2008. Where: Costco. You: Woman.

Me: Man. #904072 Paging Mr. Cheesy Fries Mama, I miss you and want to go out soon like last time: You, me and cheesy fries oh, and a lot of drink! p.s. Hey old crew, I miss you! When: Monday, June 23, 2008. Where: Urban. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904071 I Spy A Blond!

Wearing a black personal trainer shirt, walking out of New World last week. As I sat in my car waiting for the light, you walked by. Your gleaming smile made my day. You have great energy oozing out of you. Keep smiling. I hope to run into you again some day! When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: N. Winooski Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904070 Blond Boy passing on the Bike Path I passed you on the bike path twice on Monday afternoon. You: blond with a blue shirt, sunglasses and yellow helmet. Me: blond with red shorts. Despite your speed, I tried to smile at you. Hope you noticed.

Just curious if you would like to meet sometime. I just thought you were really cute. When: Monday, June 30, 2008.

Where: bike path by the waterfront.

You: Man. Me: Woman. u #904069 Waiting Alone at Ake’s Just why? I hope they came along soon, whoever you were waiting for. You were sitting in the corner so patiently. When: Saturday, June 28, 2008. Where: Ake’s Place. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904068 Blondish girl at sweetwaters I was sitting at Ri Ra’s with my friend and you were sitting with your friend at Sweetwaters. You were wearing a purple shirt with glasses. You guys raced off before we could come over. I named you Molly but wanted to know your God-given name. When: Monday, June 23, 2008.

Where: Sweetwaters. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904067 Hottie at dunkin’ donuts We used to exchange smiles every morning at DD in South Burlington. Your cute Doberman Pinscher would always be in the front seat with you. It’s been a long time since I’ve seen you, maybe even a year now. Would love to at least know your name, if not more. When: Friday, June 29, 2007. Where: Dunkin’ Donuts, Williston Road. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904066 Montpelier, twice in two days Hey, you. I saw you twice this weekend.

Saturday night at Capitol Video and Sunday evening outside M&M, complete with a smile and a hello. And to complete the trifecta, you let me cross Main in front of you. You and your young boy had a single kayak on top of your Subie.

Is there room up there for another boat?

When: Sunday, June 29, 2008. Where: Downtown Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904065

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SMILING BLOND IN PATHFINDER I Spy a beautiful smile as I passed your pathfinder on I-89 south. We both took the Barre exit. I was in a black Accord and when I passed you, your smile was captivating.

Consider dinner or coffee? When: Friday, June 27, 2008. Where: 89 South to Barre/Berlin Exit. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904063 HOST TO THE MOST College guy at Friendly’s on Saturday. Me: with four people. You didn’t to want to work that night. I know you’re gay; are you single?

Let’s have dinner. You choose the place. Do you prefer a home-cooked meal? Do you prefer older guys with maturity, wild side or someone young who doesn’t know which way they are going? When: Saturday, June 28, 2008. Where: Friendly’s Restaurant.

You: Man. Me: Man. #904062 ON THE RISE, SUNDAY, JUNE 29, 10 A.M.-ISH Me: in red ball cap on the way out. You: standing in line. Our eyes met. Twice.

Enchanting and all too fleeting; so struck I had not a single word. If given another chance, I’d say how lovely I think you are.

When: Sunday, June 29, 2008. Where: On the Rise, Richmond. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904061 ST. MIKE’S AT RASPUTIN’S? Beautiful smile, 5’2”, red hair, black blouse and drinking Corona. I bought you a drink and asked you a few questions. Loran’, I dropped the ball. Rasputin’s just isn’t my venue and the music they were pumpin’ didn’t get good till the end. But by then you were gone. I would love to take you out some time. Want to dance? When: Saturday, June 28, 2008. Where: Rasputin’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904060 “UNCLE-DUDE,” FACE-PAINTING LINE I/we were in front of you and little dudes.

You explained the name reference. “Cute” was my response. I thought you were animated with a nice smile as you spoke.

I liked being around you. I want to meet you again. Maybe for ice cream? Winooski River Fest, June 27: Radar fixed, no need to order parts. Whew! When: Friday, June 27, 2008. Where: Winooski River Festival.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #904059 IT IS YOU THIS TIME Jess - yeah, you. You do have two arms and two legs. That narrows it down, right? We always get a kick out of the I Spys together.

Thought it would be fun cause you always say you are thrown off by “Jess.” Have you spied your silver fox lately? See you at the VC. Rock on, from one VC chica to another.

When: Saturday, June 28, 2008. Where: The Village Cup. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904058 TWO LOONS AND A MOOSE Here’s to the word YAY! and to soreness and birds and sailors anchored on our skin. Waking in your treehouse smelling the mixing of us, peonies. You’re a gift; a strong, soft, smart, sassy, seductive gift.

Open. When: Sunday, June 22, 2008.

Where: Marshfield Pond. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904056

HOTTIE RICKSHAW BIKER Tall, dark and gorgeous, pumping those tan, firm legs up the bike path on your bicycle rickshaw?!? I couldn’t believe the size of your ride. How do you do it? It seems like you have phenomenal stamina. I would love to get a ride. Who are you and what’s your deal? When: Friday, June 27, 2008.

Where: Burlington Bike Path. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904054

TRES JOLI I love my haircut. I love that you knew the exact scene from the L Word that I referred to. I’ve never met anyone as beautiful as you. I hope you don’t think I’m young and foolish. I would like to take you out to dinner sometime. It would be very nice to get to know you better. When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: Burlington Square Mall. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904043

PEARL JAM FAN You can’t count or spell, it seems. But I love that you can laugh about it. When: Friday, June 27, 2008. Where: adjusting. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904053

HAZEL DRIFTWOOD TUMBLEWEED I love you as is. I would walk with you anywhere. Let’s do together what we have been doing on our own. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: everywhere I go.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #904041

MET YOU IN MIDDLEBURY You: asked if I heard that the Celtics won.

Me: asked if I looked like I lived under a rock. You’ve got my number, B! Call me!

When: Wednesday, June 18, 2008. Where: Two Brothers Tavern. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904052 INTEREST BLOOMING ON THE PLAYGROUND You make your way around the building and you always catch my eye. What is it about you? You rock my socks. I’ll battle you on the courts anytime. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: The Playground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904051 “PEACEFUL WARRIOR” A RETURNING RONIN? “You keep on using tha whord, I do no’ think i’ means wha you think i’ means.” If you are who I think you are, give me a shout. It’d be very entertaining to catch up after so many years. p.s. “Deathfire!” When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: Browsing profiles while killing time. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #904049 GIRL ON THE CLIFF! Wednesday, June 25. You were sitting on top of the cliff at Red Rocks totally psyching yourself out! You had green boardshorts, a small tattoo on your neck and an absolutely mesmerizing smile that I just could not look away from. I was “that guy”! Let’s do it again! When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008.

Where: Red Rocks. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904048 I HELD THE DOOR I held the door for you when you left the deli today. You’re brunette, petite, smokin’ hot and adorable. Forgive me for staring so hard. I had an image of a perfect “type” in my head, and when I saw you I had to do a doubletake and then a tripletake just to make sure I wasn’t imagining you.

When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904047 TIME TRAVEL: YES, PLEASE! I saw your personal ad. This is dedicated to the lovely lady who likes to make history a reality. This isn’t a joke! Do you want my Flux Capacitor? My Delorean is in the shop.

This will be my first time, so I’m a little nervous. But with you by my side I am ready to go back to 1985. When: Thursday, June 26, 2008. Where: Seven Days personal ad.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #904046

YOUR SMILE MELTED MY BUTTER. Very cute blondie walking up College Street as I walked down. You looked stressed with your head down. At the last minute you looked up at me with a smile that shone clear through to my soul. Thanks much!

You got into a red SUV and turned around.

Me: blue, plaid shirt, gray shoulder bag, sunglasses. Can we share smiles again?

When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: College St. near South Williams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904040 MONKEYS AT RED SQUARE We talked about monkeys, racoons and people who eat trash in Vegas. Perhaps you would like to go out for one of those blueberry cosmos if that whole promise ring thing doesn’t work out. See you around!

When: Tuesday, June 24, 2008. Where: Red Square. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904039 MY SWEET PEA When I wake every morning you are the first thought of my day. When I turn out the lights, you’re the last thought of my day.

Words cannot express how much I miss you and how often you are in my thoughts. Give me one more try. When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: around town. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904038 I KISSED IRIS And I liked it, the taste of your cherry ChapStick. Dear Iris you are the best mom ever and I am grateful for all that you do for our children and for me. Thank you for all of your support. -Sissy Cowgirl. When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: Jeep’n.

You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904036 TEXAN SPOTTED RIPPING OPEN SHIRT! First you ripped it open in The Daily Planet.

Then I spotted you ripping it open in front of a group in Uncommon Grounds. Was that the State of Texas and a wagon embroidered on it? Were those really pearl snaps and rhinestones? That shirt has a story. And why rip it open all over town? Tell me more.

When: Friday, June 20, 2008. Where: Daily Planet/Uncommon Grounds. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904035 BECCAINVT, BE MY BETTY HOMEMAKER I hesitate to write this only because I know your ex from a few years back. You and I have never met but I would love to teleport with you any day. VT is my first true love.

You sound feisty enough to enjoy her with me. If you’re Betty Homemaker, can I be your mountain man? When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: tangoing around.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #904034

WALTER CRONKITE You have a good heart and a brilliant mind.

Thanks for everything. I love you. When: Wednesday, June 25, 2008. Where: on the avenue, late one night. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904032 HIGHER GROUND Inhale sun warmed hair As she sways to summer’s song Praying lips whisper When: Saturday, June 14, 2008. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904031 LOST BIKER ON SPEAR ST. You just moved to town from West Virginia.

I was pulled over on the side of the road and you asked me for directions to Irish Hill Road and I wasn’t very helpful. Hope you found your way. I should have asked you this when we were talking, but would you like someone to show you around town sometime? When: Saturday, June 21, 2008. Where: Spear St. bike path. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904030 SIX WEEKS WITHOUT YOU I Spy the most beautiful woman in the world leaving for six weeks - and I could not be happier, because you are coming back to me! We deserve to be happy together, and while miles may separate us, our thoughts never will. A lot of things can happen in six weeks, but one thing never will...

When: Tuesday, June 24, 2008. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904027 BIRKENSTOCK LOVER I saw you at City Market and told you I liked your shoes. You pointed me in the proper direction to where I could find some sensible ones for work. You seem great.

Single? When: Monday, June 23, 2008.

Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Man. #904026 HELLO KITTY Cheers to all the fun times: introducing me to my first gay bar in NYC at Bumble, praying in Newburyport, and many more great times ahead. You are a beautiful and amazing person. I feel so lucky to have you as my friend. When: Monday, June 23, 2008. Where: Indigo. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904024 FUNKY MOVES MAKE ME SMILE I spy a bearded man working at Dobra. You dance and sing to the funky music playing and it always makes me smile. Although my friends and I may stare, do not fear, we are just admiring your sweet moves. Keep up the amazing dancing, and thanks for the tea! When: Thursday, June 12, 2008.

Where: Dobra Tea. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904022 BEAUTIFUL MOM IN SHELBURNE Was lucky enough to see you again. You: blue Toyota van driving on Mt. Philo Road.

Me: goofy grin guy from two weeks ago.

Would sure love to get to know you betta’.

You made my heart a patta’. When: Friday, June 20, 2008. Where: Mt. Philo Road, Shelburne/Charlotte. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904021

LAID-UP SOFTBALL ROCKSTAR LOVED

BY ALL An Ode to A.C.: You slid for it and got the run, Then it was off like a flash, in the Dragon! Oh no! Laid up, antsy, on crutches, It’s a good thing you are loved bunches! Get well soon! Love, Your Fans. When: Tuesday, June 17, 2008. Where: Tech Park/Home Plate. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904020 BRUNETTE AT SWEETWATERS You were at Sweetwaters with your friend and I was at Rira’s with two friends. You were wearing a blue dress and were with a blond friend with glasses wearing a purple shirt. You left very quickly and I didn’t have a chance to talk to you. I named you Chrissy but would like to know your real name.

When: Monday, June 23, 2008. Where: Sweetwaters. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904019 TO RAINBOW SPOON AND KAREN Shall we meet in the cafe for coffee? I would still like you both to join me at the A.B.D concerts this summer! We can practice our Random Guy Stance while wearing our “C” jeans and drinking champagne. When: Monday, June 23, 2008. Where: The Playground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904017 MOTORCYCLE Blue Saab? Convertible? 17? Yeah. Now what? When: Tuesday, June 17, 2008.

Where: on the road. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904016 I SPY IVAN drinking punch at the Half Lounge looking for prospects to shave. Be careful, he might cut off your NOSE. When: Monday, June 23, 2008. Where: Half Lounge. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904013 YOU SAID IT PERFECTLY “I try to find the beauty in life’s situations.

I use my humor and creativity to help me interpret my experiences.” This is wonderfully awesome. When: Sunday, June 22, 2008. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904010 LOST FRIEND Tam, I’ve been trying to find you for three years. I hope you see this ad, mon amie.

I miss my friend. Sorry we lost touch. Robert When: Thursday, December 16, 2004. Where: CCV. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904008 DARK-HAIRED BOMBSHELL, RED CAMRY Saturday afternoon at City Market. Passed that amazing smile aisle after aisle. I should have said hello. Grab a drink sometime?

When: Saturday, June 21, 2008. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904007 CORNFLAKES AND CLASSICS BROWSING, BORDERS Sunday, June 22, noontime. Saw you several times. Amazing-looking guy in jeans and a green shirt (I think). Couldn’t take my eyes off you, nor your jeans. You briefly looked down a DVD aisle, your cellphone in hand.

Later you reclined with your paperback on a bench outside. Two teas with sugar sometime? Man in checkered jacket, black pants. When: Sunday, June 22, 2008.

Where: Burlington Borders. You: Man. Me: Man. u #904005

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communication NV Communication Workshop: Jul. 11, 12-2 p.m. Location: Farrell Street, South Burlington.

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acting Acting I: Intro to Acting: Jul. 21 - Aug. 8, 4:20-8 p.m., Mon. - Thurs 3-credit class. Location: University of Vermont, Burlington. Info: University of Vermont Continuing Education, 802-6562085, learn.uvm.edu/arts. Join accomplished director and UVM faculty member Sarah Carleton as you explore the theory and practice of acting techniques. Do exercises to increase self-awareness, learn the basics of script analysis, and develop vocal and physical skills through practice and performance.

Register today!

Playback Theatre: Jul. 22.

Cost: $15/3-hour class. Location: Vermont Playback Theatre, 130 Church Street, Burlington. Info: Vermont Playback Theatre Company, 802-860-6203, vtplayback@ hotmail.com, vermontplaybacktheatre.org. Come learn the unique art of Playback Theatre! Playback is a versatile and imaginative theater form that uses improvisation, spoken word, sound and movement to “play back” a person’s story. Based on personal stories, we will discover this art of improv theater by also discovering ourselves.

art Awesome Art Classes!: Location: wingspan Painting Studio, 4 Howard Street, Burlington. Info: Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, magg ies t andley @ yahoo.com, www.w ingspanpaint ingstudio. com. Art Workshops: 1) Early Morn Plein-Air Painting & Sketching, Tues., 6:30-9:30 a.m., 7/22-8/26. $220. Create at different outdoor sites. Emphasis on creativity, color, technique. Open to those with experience and eager beginners. 2) Drawing From the Soul, Tues., 5:307:30 p.m., 7/22-8/26. $150. Class dedicated to cultivating the Art of Seeing (all levels). 3) Expressive French & Art for Young’ins, Mon. & Wed., 9-11 a.m., 7/28-8/18. $180.

Relaxed Outdoor Summer Classes: Two sessions: July 8-18 & August 5-15. Weekly on Tues-

days, Wednesdays and Fridays, 10:15 a.m. - 1 p.m Cost: $150/6 classes. Location: Near Route 7, Charlotte. Nature drawing, pastels, watercolor painting in gardens and pretty locations. Seniors and young adults welcomed. Instructed

by Linda Reynolds. 30+ yrs. experience teaching art. Call 425-3612 for more info or if you would like to host a class.

childbirth CVMC Birthing Ctr. Open House: First Wed. of every month, 5:30-7 p.m Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-3714613, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. It’s mom’s choice: birthing the way you told us you want it!

Learn more about our full range of services, meet staff members and tour our new Garden Path Birthing Center. Friends and family welcome.

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PostNatal Yoga: Cost: $10/ class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org.

Restore and nourish your whole postpartum body in postnatal yoga! Gentle poses, breathing exercises, restorative postures will help feed your whole self. Also, connect with other postpartum mamas and babes (precrawlers). Come when you are ready. Please call to preregister. Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m.

PreNatal Yoga: Saturdays at 9 a.m Cost: $10/1-hour class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd., Berlin.

Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth Murphy, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort and prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves her knowledge as a labor & delivery nurse, yogini and mother of two.

Ballroom Dancing: Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington and Sunday in Shelburne. Cost: $50/4 weeks (per person). Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley Street; Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Road, Burlington and Shelburne. Info: First Step Dance, Kevin Laddison, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Level I classes for beginners, Level II and above for experienced dancers. We host dances (with lessons) on the second and fourth Friday of each month. No experience is necessary, just an interest in learning to dance. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

CONSERVATORY OF DANCE: Jul. 28 - Aug. 8, 9:30 a.m. - 12 p.m., every 5 days. Cost: $15/per day.

Location: The Civic Center, 39 Lake Street, Rouses Point, NY. Info: NORTE MAAR, Jason Andrew, 646-361-8512, http://www.nortemaar.org/performingarts/summerconser vator yofdance.html.

CONSERVATORY OF DANCE returns to the Northern Tier. Daily intermediate/advanced classes (Mon-Fri) in ballet tech, variation and partnering taught by renowned master teacher Julia K. Gleich (London Studio Centre + LABAN). All classes held in Rouses Point, NY. Performance opportunity possible in the fifth annual Fete de Danse (Aug 14).

Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com.

Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class.

Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $40/5 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m. $53/6 weeks. Sessions begin 9/9. Gift certificates are available!

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Richmond Taiko Classes: For a full schedule of classes or more info, go to website. Location: Richmond Free Library Community Room, Downtown Richmond. Info: 802-434-2624, classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Paid pre-registration is due 1-week before the session start dates and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Pre-registrants will receive $5 off their session fee (the first price shown below). Gift certificates are available!

Kids & parents’ class (beginners), 6-6:50 p.m. $36/$40/4 weeks.

Adult class (beginners) 7-7:50 p.m. $40/$44/4 weeks. Sessions begin 6/26 & 9/11.

fiber & surface design Bookmaking: Sculptural Books: Jul. 19, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m 1-day workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Explore the exciting blend of book and sculpture. Students will create surfacetreated papers and then use them to create books with pages that unfold, extend, flip and radiate.

The structures that will be explored include star, accordion, flag and circle books. No experience necessary. Members $85, nonmembers $95, materials $10.

fine arts Portrait in Watercolor: Jul. 26, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m 1-day workshop.

Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. In this intensive workshop, students will create expressive watercolor portraits, working directly from a live model. Students will work lifesize, first producing quick color studies and then finishing with more detailed studies of the model. Members $105, nonmembers $115, materials $15. See all fine art classes and workshops at www.shelburneartcenter.org.

healing arts Healing Touch Level One: Aug. 16-17, 9 a.m. - 6:30 p.m Cost: $333/2-day class; $308 if registered by 7/23 and for HTI/ AHNA members; $225 student/ repeater/elders/teens; $40 materials fee. Location: Burlington/ Williston area, Burlington/Williston area. Info: Amy Billings, 802-878-0911, pictureofhealth@ harmanna.com. Led by Lucrezia Mangione, CMT, CHTP/I, RHT, this Healing Touch Level I class is for anyone interested in learning more about energy therapy, exploring the magnificence of their human body, and continuing their commitment to personal growth. Healing Touch International certified, American Holistic Nurses Association endorsed. Continuing education units available.

herbs FLOWER POWER!: Jul. 19, 10 a.m.

- 3 p.m Cost: $50/class. Location: Lighheart Sanctuary, New Haven.

Info: 802-453-4433, maureen@ lightheart.net. Essences of Transformation. A day to explore flower essence therapy. Learn to make and use essences from flowers growing around us to bring healing and balance to our body/mind, heart/soul.

Please register.

Oriental Herbal Medicine: Location: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, www.elementsofhealing.net. Class meets one weekend/month and will focus on the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs, working with loose herbs and combining them into formulas. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental diagnosis and theory, Yin Yang theory, 5 element, 8 principle, and An in study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis.

Wisdom of the Herbs School: How to Identify Wild Plants Using Newcomb’s Wildflower Guide Workshop, Sunday, July 13, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $75, ($10 non-refundable deposit.). Wild Edibles Workshop: Eating Wild Where We Live, Friday, July 25, 1-4 p.m. $40, ($10 non-refundable deposit) Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.WisdomOfTheHerbs School.com. Herb Walks: Friday, July 11 & Tuesday, July 22, 6-7:30 p.m. Each walk is $15. Herb Walks

by Arrangement: $100 for 6 people for an hour and a half; $150 for 2 full hours. Walk your land or mine.

Travel fee for over 30 min. from my home. Call Annie to arrange a time and place.

kitesurfing/ windsurfing Kitesurf & Windsurfing Classes: Location: Lake Champlain: Charlie’s Boathouse, North end of North Ave, Burlington.

Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@ stormboarding.com, www.stormboarding.com. Learn one of two great water sports. Get windsurfing in 1 hour (thanks to modern equipment). Kitesurfing begins with a ground school lesson (2 hours) followed by your first water lesson (3 hours). See detailed info on www. stormboarding.com. Beginning and advanced, individual and group lessons available 7 days/week. $60-$150.

language Basic Spanish for Travelers: Cost: $160/2 6-hour classes. Location: Bluewater Center Conference Room, 145 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: Just Spanish 4u, 802-735-1353, info@justspanish4u.com, www.justspanish4u.

com. This course is designed for non-Spanish-speaking persons who plan to travel and/or vacation in Spanish-speaking countries, and who need functional Spanish language skills and cross-cultural understanding to comfortably function abroad. Please contact us and reserve your spot now. Check our website for upcoming occupational classes.

maritime Shipwreck Exploration: Cost: $18/per person for a 1-hour tour.

Location: Perkins Pier, Slip #84 (on the last dock from the parking lot), Burlington. Info: Shipwrecktour.com, Rachael Miller, 802578-6120, rachael@stormboarding.com, www.shipwrecktour. com. See incredibly well preserved wrecks from the 1800s without getting wet. We use an ROV camera - everything it sees, we see on screens onboard. This is a unique and exciting outing great for families. We combine technology and history with a great boat trip on Lake Champlain. All ages.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin Tuesday, July 1 at 5:30 p.m Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th-degree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-8938893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head Instructor is 5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie.

Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

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massage Asian Bodywork Therapy Cost: $5000/500Program: hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, www.elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, Amma and Shiatsu.

We will explore Oriental medicine theory, the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, diagnostic methods of pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis are taught giving students the tools to treat a wide range of imbalances.

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LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m. which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-6795, www.burl ingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

metal/stained glass Super-Insulation/Nat. Plasters: Cost: $300/2-day class (materials fee may be applicable.) Scholarships available Location: Yestermorrow Design/ Build School, Route 100, Warren.

Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-496-5545, erin@yes termorrow.org, www.yestermor row.org. Super-Insulation for NetZero Energy Buildings, July 14-15: Basics of design & construction of affordable and effective insulation, including heat-loss analysis, modeling, windows and incorporating solar energy. $300. Natural Plasters & Finishes, July 16-18: Hands-on class working with natural materials like clay, straw, sand, pigments and more. $450.

nature ROOTS School: Location: ROOTS School, East Calais. Info: ROOTS School; Reclaiming Our Origins through Traditional Skills, Brad Salon, 802-456-1253, info@ ROOTSVT.com, www.RootsVT.com.

Tracking and Awareness: July 10 & 11. $150. Advanced Tracking and Awareness: July 12-13 (overnight).

decades studying the art of raku.

In this workshop, Andrew will take students on an exploration of the raku process, including a discussion on various glazing and firing techniques sure to yield exciting results. The workshop culminates with an evening firing. Members $110, nonmembers $120.

photography Workshop: History of Processes: Cost: $50/3-hour class.

Location: DESIGNHAUS, 22 Church Street, 2nd Floor, Burlington.

Info: DESIGNHAUS, 802-8636989, designhaus.org@gmail. com, designhaus.org. Saturday, July 26, 1-4 p.m. From Daguerre to Digital: This lecture and fantastic slide show explore the history of various technical and stylistic photographic processes! Instructor Jordan Douglas will enlighten guests with photography’s fascinating evolution, and display antique cameras and photos from his private collection. The DESIGNHAUS experience awaits you!

pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Invigorating group and private classes Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington.

Info: 802-310-2614, www.abso lutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch, strengthen and shape up for summer with certified classical Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

Natural Bodies Pilates: Take Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Conditioning, or Integrative Movement - or combine all three in our Studio class. Private sessions, class cards, and per-class rates available. Phone today for your appointment Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, just north of the Burlington Beltline), Colchester.

Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, luc ille @natural bodiespilates. com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com.

Experience the difference of Lucille Dyer’s 20 years’ teaching experience. Shape your body, manage your weight, and find ease of movement. Develop awareness, flexibility, core strength and coordination in a supportive environment.

It’s movement that feels good to your body, mind and spirit. Small classes, professional instruction, individual attention, fun!

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ner-advanced. Students will consult with the instructor a week before the workshop to outline their objectives and sketch a learning plan based on their abilities and objectives. Members $260, nonmembers $285, materials $40.

yoga sailing COMMUNITY SAILING CENTER: Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full day camps Location: Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center, Burlington. Info: 802-864-2499, w w w.communit ysailingcenter. org. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team, and overnight sailing expeditions. Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available by appointment Cost: $14/drop-in, $110/10 classes or $100/monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-482-5547, www. bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage.

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weight loss Lose Weight with Hypnosis!: Cost: $160/4-week class. Location: Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, 57 River Rd., Essex Junction. Info: Wellspring Hypnotherapy and Rising Sun Healing, Betty Moore-Hafter, 802-872-0089, betty@risingsunhealing.com, www. holistichypnotherapyeft.com OR www.wellspringhypno.com. The subconscious mind is at the root of habits that make weight loss easy or difficult. Learn hypnosis techniques to help you make permanent changes. Four-week classes (level 1 and 2) with ongoing support groups. Audio CDs of hypnosis sessions are included to make home practice effective and easy.

Vtrim Weight Loss Program: Jul. 22 - Jan. 6, 5:30-6:30 p.m., weekly on Tuesdays. Cost: $595/6 months. Location: Winooski YMCA, 32 Malletts Bay, Winooski. Info: University of Vermont, 802-6562085, learn.uvm.edu/vtrim. The UVM Weight Management Research Program is now offering VtrimTM, its research-based weight-loss program, to the community. Learn how to modify your behavior and lose weight. Sign up today for classes being held at the brand new YMCA in Winooski and waive the $50 fee to become a member.

Pilates Space: a division of ALL Wellness, LLC. Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-8639900, www.pilatesspace.net. We invite all bodies, all ages, and all abilities to experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio.

We offer Pilates privates, semi-privates and group classes, physical therapy, holistic health counseling, craniosacral therapy and Anusarainspired yoga. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays at 10:30 a.m.

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Woodturning Open Studio: Jul. 24-25, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m 2-day workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. This workshop is geared towards those who want to develop and refine specific woodturning skills or projects, begin-

Raku with Andrew Berends: Jul. 19, 12-9 p.m 1-day workshop.

Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Andrew Berends has spent

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Introduction to Zen: Sat., Jul. 12, 9:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/all day, lunch included. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, www.vermontzen.org. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Pre-registration required. Call for more info or register online.

$175. Primitive Fishing: July 19 & 20. $150. Basketry: July 26 & 27. $150. Scout: August 15-17 (overnight). $350. Survival Basics: August 29-31 (overnight). $500. Bow Building: Sept. 19-22. $350. See local evening classes online.

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Cabinet Making: Begins 7/7, Monday evenings. Cost: $395/9week class. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 382 Hercules Dr. (behind Costco), Colchester. Info: Vermont Woodworking School, Blake Ewoldsen, 802-6554201, www.vermontwoodworkingschool.com. Cabinetmaker of 25 years leads the class on building cabinets in a professional and expeditious manner. Class will design and build a set of cabinets with focus on European and face frame styles, doors and drawers from start to finish. Course is open to those with little woodworking experience.

The Cascades at Winooski Falls offers luxury riverfront living with fabulous views and unrivaled amenities. Located in the heart of Vermont’s award winning, smart growth, walkable downtown. Condominiums priced from $200,000 - $700,000.

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BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily, ongoing classes in all syles with experienced, certified instructors Cost: $12/hour, $14/90 min., $160/unlimited monthly membership, $75/private lesson. Location: 156 Saint Paul St. 1/2 block south of Main St., Burlington.

Info: 802-658-9642, www.burl ingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.”

Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Mondays, 5:45 p.m. Class is sliding scale, $4-10. $5 Friday classes at 4:30 p.m Cost: $13/drop-in, $120/10-class card for 1.5 hr. classes. $11/drop-in, $100/10-class card for 1 hr. classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt. com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga.

Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga. Now accepting enrollment for Babies/Kids Yoga 6-week Summer series beginning June 30.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels Cost: $14/drop-in, $110/10 classes, $120/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, and downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www.

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yogavermont.com. Yoga for SixWeek Intro to Pranayama, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, Six-Week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Instructor Training and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog http://yogavermont.typepad.com.

5/26/08 lots 12:05:10 PM 5 acre building Woodford, VT. 12 mi. east on Rt. 9 or Historic Bennington at Little Pond Rd. Boarders Green Mountain National Forest Service access to Vast Trail. All permitted, ready to go. Lots starting at $45,000.

Info: Michael, 802-453-3457.

Old Farmhouse Magical Friendly place in Monkton needs new family to shelter and nurture. Set up for artists, kids, dogs & horses. Fences, outbuildings. 3-BR w/ rentable studio.

House & 22 acres, $397,500. Info: 802-425-3612.

Moretown Building Lots Engineer permitted, 4-BR, simple septic w/ underground electric to driveway. 7-10 acres from $126,500 - $159,500. Wooded privacy, access to I-89 and village. Info: Moretown Real Estate, 802-496-3980.

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This 2 bedroom Overlook Townhouse has a wonderful open floor plan with a large living/dining area. Lovely backyard and association pool and tennis, without all the upkeep! Great South Burlington location. Close to schools, highways, trails and more!

This 2 bedroom unit is just seconds from I-89, shopping, restaurants & more! Open kitchen with ample storage, separate utility room, sunny living room and more! Heat included in association fees!

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Stunning Adirondack views & sunsets as well as views of Shelburne Pond. Protected to the west & south by conserved land. Large, private lot mixed open & wooded. Great “out in the country” feel while being so close to downtown Burlington & the airport. $369,000.

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Townhouse with large eat-in kitchen, full bath & 2 bedrooms on first level. Spacious master or family/living room on 2nd floor. Could be furnished as 2 or 3 bedroom. New appliances, flooring, & paint.

Great fenced yard. Low utilities and condo fee. Starting at $135,000.

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This two bedroom (plus den) Condo has a convenient location and is ideally situated within the project. End unit, southwesterly exposure, and easy commute to downtown Burlington are just a few of the reasons to make this your home. $225,900.

This Contemporary Victorian is great for entertaining.

Spacious kitchen with breakfast bar, large dining area & great room-ideal spaces for daily activities. The 2nd floor provides ultimate privacy. Outside living on the expansive deck & front lawn. $344,900.

3 bedrooms + den & 2 bath home on 3.75 acres.

Large eat-in kitchen. Fireplace in living room. Family room with tongue & groove pine ceiling. Skylights & sun tubes for extra natural light. Tranquil screened-in porch. Formal dining with custom built-ins.

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Enjoy this newly renovated 3 bedroom, 2 bathroom Cape on 5.4 acres. Great deck for viewing sunsets or entertaining. Glistening pine floors on first level.

Formal dining room, bright living room, updated kitchen. Fresh paint throughout. $275,000.

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Set on 1 1/2 acre lot, it boasts 3 bedrooms, 1 1/2 baths, study, various hardwood floors and updates.

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2800 sq.ft 4-BR, 2.5-BA home set on half acre lot. Home features updated kitchen & baths, family room w/ vaulted ceilings that opens to a private yard w/ wrap around deck & in-ground pool. HDWD & new carpeting, brick fireplace in LR. Walk to shopping, dining & schools.

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Big & Beautiful 1-BR Avail now. Spacious, HDWD, LR, DR, 2x1c-greentree022008.indd 1 lg. kitchen, French doors, private access to fenced-in backyard & basement, off-street parking, great downtown location. $995/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-862-8990.

For Rent $1300, 3-br Essex Junction 1st floor. Private drive w/ carport. Fenced-in backyard. W/D hookups. Some dogs OK. Garbage & snow removal incl. Tenant(s) is responsible for all other utils. 1yr. lease req. w/ credit check, sec. dep. of $1300 & first month’s rent.

NS. Info: 802-989-9457.

1-3 BR Affordable Apts. 1-BR apts., $767/mo. 2-BR, $911/mo.

3-BR, $1045/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To qualify: One person makes less than $29,640/ yr. Two people less than $33,900 combined. Three people less than $38,100 combined. Four people less than $42,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

Bolton Valley Efficiency. New kitchen. Incl. local phone/heat.

Free cable & Internet. $650/mo.

Year lease. 434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-520-9800.

Bristol 2-BR Duplex Heat incl.!

Lg., bright, renovated, 1-BA, owner-occupied, in village, W/D, fenced yard. Pets OK. $1150/mo. + 1st & sec. dep. required. Joyce, 802-338-1660.

Burl. 1-, 2-, 3-BR apts Nice, clean, HDWD or carpet. NS/pets.

Refs., lease, dep. $790-$1350/ mo. Info: Jo Ann Lafayette, 802-862-4888.

Burl. Huge 3-BR Quiet location. LR, DR, full basement, W/D, 1/2 acre, fenced yard, front/side porch, parking. Close to FAHC, UVM. $1600/mo. Info: 802-862-9182.

1-BR Apartment Milton Furnished basement apt. although doesn’t feel like it. Includes all utilities (heat, HW, electric).

Parking for 1 car, NS/pets. First & last month’s rent & ref. Great landlords! Ready now. Info: lladeau@gmail.com.

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Burlington House 8 rooms, sunset over lake & park. 3-BR+, 2 LR’s, DR, W/D, front & back porches, mudroom, storage, lg. yard, parking. Ideal for family.

Walk to lake & downtown. Avail.

Aug. $1850/mo. 802-434-3172 or 802-598-5023.

Burlington St. Paul Street Newly renovated 2-BR, new tile 2/25/08 10:26:29 AM flooring in BA & kitchen, HDWD, Burlington South Meadow, DW, sunny & bright. Gas heat & 2-BR townhouse w/ garage, 1.5HW. $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/1.

BA, W/D hook-ups, very nice Info: 802-310-1147. unit, utils. not incl. NS/pets.

BURLINGTON STUDIO $500 Lg. Avail 8/1. $1075/mo. + dep. Info: furnished room, quiet neighbor802-864-9966. hood, private BA & entrance. All Burlington Church St. Marketutils., cable TV, hi-speed Interplace. Studio/office space. Great net. No stove or oven; fridge & location. Heat included. Info: microwave only. Info: 864-0838.

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Info: thomasbusinessagency@ Burlington 2 & 3-BR apts. avail. comcast.net.

Heat & HW incl. Close to downBurlington, Buell St. Room town & waterfront. Off-street Avail. 9/1. Room only. Coin-op parking, garbage/snow removal, W/D. NS/pets. $400/mo. Neville on bus line. $1275-1300/mo. + Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x dep. Info: 802-863-9612.

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Burlington, Colchester Ave 2-BR w/ garage, full BA, onsite Avail. 9/1. 3-BR. $1140/mo. Parklaundry, gas & electric not incl. ing. Coin-op W/D. No dogs. Neville NS/pets. Avail 8/1. $925/mo. + Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 dep. Info: 802-864-9966. x1021. www.nevilleco.com.

BURLINGTON 1-BR Apt. $650 Burlington, East Ave. 4-BR Bright, furnished, sliding glass Parking. No pets. Avail. now. doors lead to lg. deck, quiet New $1600/mo. Neville Companies, North End neighborhood near bike Inc., 802-660-3481 x1021. www. path & lake. Electric, cable TV, nevilleco.com.

Internet incl. No pets. Avail. July Burlington, Great Location 2-BR. HDWD floors, W/D, DW, A/ C, heat, 2-car parking, walking distance to downtown, UVM. No pets. 1-yr. lease, $1400/mo. incl. all utils. Info: 646-244-7001, sevinotgunc@hotmail.com. mo. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@comcast.net.

Burlington: Appletree Pt. Eastman Farm: Gorgeous 2-BR, 2-BA end unit. Soaring cathedral ceilings, private beach, deck, garage. Master w/ walk-in closet.

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2-BR, Downtown Burlington Cute, spacious, upstairs apt. in duplex w/ nice backyard, offstreet parking for 2 cars, pets neg., ref., lease, dep. $1200/mo. + utils. Info: 802-865-8365, 802310-8836. Info: 802-310-8836.

Condo: Burlington 3-BR $1600/mo. + gas & elec. End unit condo, 1600 sq.ft., 2.5-BA, 2-car garage, avail. 8/1. Pets allowed.

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3-BR duplex Burlington, New North End. Propane baseboard heat, W/D hook-ups, hilltop Burl: Ideal 1-BR + Storage view, lg. yard, off-street parkCharming, 2nd 2x5c-cht070908.indd 1 floor apt., private ing. NS. $1250/mo. + utils. Info: porch, 4 closets, eat-in kitchen, 802-793-0171.

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1.5-BR apt. Must see Incl. lovely private 3-season sun room, great location, 5 min. to UVM, UHC & Saint Michaels. Parking. Clean, bright & cheerful. $900/mo. NS/ pets. Info: 802-879-3226.

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Spencer, 802-355-3326. now. $725/mo. incl. electric, water, trash/snow removal. Info: Burlington 3-BR Apt. W/ cellar. 2100 sq.ft. off North Ave. Near 802-578-8525.

Essex Junction 1-BR Near Five Fabulous Hill Section Robinbike path. Avail. 8/1. Private park- Colchester 3-BR New carpet, 2x6c-NSB052108.indd Corners. 1-BR,1 full BA, maple son Parkway off of So. Prospect ing, gas heat. $1250/mo. + utils.

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Burlington 4-BR Unit 1/2 Essex Junction 1-BR apt. in First & last month’s rent + damage $1800/mo. + utils. Avail. 8/1. block to downtown, off-street owner-occupied home in lovely dep. before occupancy. $900/mo.

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Elder Care Eldercare Rent A Family Eldercare/Property Management. Home & yard maintenance. Personal & homecare service. Reasonable rates, insured, dependable. Call Diana. Info: 802-399-5821.

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METTA TOUCH MASSAGE Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Chair massage also available.

Same day appointments available.

Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd floor. Info: Blythe Kent, CMT, 802-598-8700.

Psychic Counseling And channeling w/ Bernice Kelman, Underhill, VT. 30+ yrs. experience. Also: energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802-899-3542, kelman_b@ yahoo.com.

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1999 Mercury Sable LS S/W 6cyl., auto., silver w/ leather int., factory wheels, A/C, power everything, 103K. Nice car, runs great, needs nothing. $2500. Essex Jct. Info: Pat Lynch, 802-343-0727.

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1999 SAAB 9-3 Turbo Great Saab!

Well maintained, 97K, CD, leather seats, sun/moonroof, power W/L. $4800. Info: 802-238-8765.

Gardener For Hire Commercial & residential installation & maintenance. Hire by the hour or the job. 25+ yrs. experience. Refs.

Chittenden Cty. area. Info: 802879-3879, info@vermontgardenscapes.com, www.vermontgardenscapes.com.

ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing, interior/exterior painting, fences and decks, doors, windows, baseboard casing, general carpentry & roofing. Info: 802-373-2444.

Pamper Yourself! Rene’s Sparkle Brite Cleaning. Residential cleaning with a personal touch.

Honest, reliable & experienced.

Info: Rene, 802-735-5733.

Piana Brothers Painting Residential/Commercial Interior/ Exterior Fully Insured Free Estimates Info: Piana Brothers Painting, 802-881-1480.

Housekeeping Residential Weekly and bi-weekly cleaning avail. I have been cleaning in this area for 3 years. Honest, reliable, competitive rates. Call Lindsay for a quote. Info: Lindsay Reszewski, 802-734-7008, lindsayreszewski@yahoo.com.

2001 Chevy impala Runs & drives great. New tires & brakes last month. Good mpg: 28 highway. $5200. Info: Dylan Burns, 315-489-1727, dburns@uvm.edu.

2003 TOYOTA TACOMA XCab, green, SR5 & TRD package, 6-cyl., auto., 4WD, loaded, 86K miles.

No rust. New BR Goodrich tires, $800. New Onyx bedliner, $600.

Recent full dealership tune-up, $850. Truck has been well maintained. $15,995. Serious inquiries only. Info: 802-922-5985.

2003 VW Passat Wagon GLS Silver ext., black int., auto., summer/winter tires on alloys & steel rims, heated cloth seats, sunroof, 30 mpg hwy, very clean. MUST SELL! $9995. Info: 802-233-8907.

Bicycles Like new Trek 1500T 54CM, sliver blue. Paid $950 w/o extras.

Asking $750 w/ extras (Shimano pedals, Cateye mileage counter and 2 bottle cages). Only 15 miles on bicycle. Info: 802-881-8889.

Cars/Trucks 1991 15-Passenger Van Ford Econoline, 93K, hitch. Very good condition, runs great, used by summer camp, stored winters, great work truck. $1500. Essex Jct. Info: Pat Lynch, 802-343-0727.

1993 Dodge Dakota V8 $1000 Must sell, lost license. New lifetime shocks, bed liner, 18 mpg, club cab, auto., 160K, nice interior & tires, tow pkg., quiet motor.

Books $1900. Info: Ashlie Adams, 802-363-6965.

1995 Hynudia Accent 2-Dr Teal, 4-cyl., 5-spd., hatchback, only 95K. Great condition, very clean, runs great. $1500. Essex Jct. Info: Pat Lynch, 802-343-0727.

1996 SUZUKI X-90 4WD Red, manual, 2 seats, 2-dr., dual removable sunroof, replacement engine w/ 16K, vehicle 63K, free ski rack.

Very good condition. $4500. Info: Claudia Abae, 802-899-3101.

1998 Honda Civic EX Standard, 2-dr., silver, loaded, 178K (mostly highway), new belts & tires. Recent tune-up. Runs & looks good inside & out. $4000/OBO. Info: 802-373-9777.

Bennington Pine Hutch Vermont-made. Double glass doors, several shelves, lower storage cabinets, lockable, very handsome. $100. Info: 802-355-5317.

Dining Table set Pine. 6 chairs. $100. Info: 802-363-0122.

Outdoor furniture 6 woven metal armchairs, 2 antique ice cream chairs, one wooden 2-seat bench, all great in the yard. Come and look! Info: Sharon Bovaird, 802-999-8634.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts Washing machine, like new Lightly used 1 yr.; moving, must sell. $100. So. Burlington.

Leave msg. w/ your phone # at 802-734-2669.

Electronics 27” Color TV $50.00 Info: 802-863-7110.

2004 KIA SEDONA 57K, under warranty, lots of new parts, 2 sets of tires, A/C, CD, cruise, power everything, V6. Please call! Nothing wrong with car! $9500. Info: Lydia Bourgeois, 802-233-7243.

Bose 321 DVD Sound System I am selling an almost new BOSE sound system, the 321 GS II DVD Home Entertainment System. Retails for $1000. Best reasonable offer. Info: 802-233-5306.

2004 VW Jetta GLS 5-spd 45+ mpg, loaded leather pkg., southern, service records, heated seats, moonroof, monsoon, ESP, steering wheel controls. Silver/black leather. New 91H tires. $16,895.

Info: Vermont TDI Imports, Dale Newton, 802-426-3889, vwtdi@ fruitlands.net, www.vermontTDIimports.com.

DISH NETWORK SATELLITE TV Three months free programming.

Free DVR receivers. Lowest priced packages (starting at $19.99).

All local networks in high definition. Call for free site check to guarantee reception. Vermont Video - Call for lowest prices on all major high def. screens in Vermont. Info: Vermont Video, 802864-7781, vtvideo@verizon.net, www.vt-video.com.

2005 VW Passat Sedan Southern, GLS, heated seats, ESP, Monsoon, moonroof, 17” alloys, 40K service, Yokohama Avid H4S tires, tints, 40+ mpg. $20,395.

Info: Vermont TDI Imports, Dale Newton, 802-426-3889, vwtdi@ fruitlands.net, www.vermontTDIimports.com.

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Samadhi Cushions & Store Meditation cushions and benches handmade in Barnet, Vermont since 1976. Our store is open Mon.-Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions.com.

ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS in 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. (AAN CAN) Info: Stephanie, 802-289-8484.

Deep tissue massage & physical therapy. 32 years experience.

Home, workplace or my office.

Open 24/7/365.

Auto Auction 3 Saturdays ea.

Month Open to the Public THCAuction.com 802-878-9200 Like older Volvos? 2-car deal: antique 1973 1800-ES sports car AND 1996 850 (5-speed, 120K). $7500 firm for the pair. Info: 802-863-5455.

Save Now! 7 to 19% increased mileage, 30%+ reduced emissions, 10 years real testing. Info: Matt, 802-770-9619, www.forearthonline.com/ethosvermont.

Motorcycles 2004 Kawasaki ZZR1200 Moonlight silver, 9600K. Excellent condition. Several add-ons. Adult rider, garage-stored. $7250/OBO. Info: 802-578-0909.

2005 HONDA VTX1300R Sharp bike. 8700K, silver & chrome w/ extras. Garaged, excellent condition. $6800/OBO. Call Dave. Info: 802-434-4888.

Boats 1984 Wellcraft 260 Aftcabin, new engine, manifolds, risers, starter. 135 hours. Many new parts. GPS & fish finder. New canvas. Runs great. $7500. Info: Dan, 802-324-3840 or 802-655-8383.

Entertainment/ Tickets Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464.

ELTON JOHN - ONLY $250/EA! 2 tix to the July 21 concert. Bronze section, 22 rows from the stage, seats are near the inside aisle, next to silver section. Info: 802540-0489, patriotchic2000@yahoo.com.

Solid gold, Dancers Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

Pets 2 Female Fancy Rats Need new home. Lg. cage, food, bedding, toys incl. Free to home with prior experience. Serious inquiries only.

Info: April Jordan, 802-318-7135.

Blue Nose Pitbull Terriers Registered American Pitbull Terriers 2 fawn w/ blue nose. Both males w/ papers, vaccinations & delivery. Born 4/1. Razors edge x gotty bloodline. $600.

518-358-3186 daschound puppie for sale Female, 7 mos., all shots, spayed, good w/ children. $350/OBO. Info: 802-335-8014, leonarddelage@yahoo.com. free cat Female, 1 year old.

Her name is Noni. We’re moving and can’t take her with us. Great with kids. Info: Lydia Bourgeois, 802-233-7243.

Sports Equipment Bicycle Rack: Hitch Mount Heavy-duty, fits 2’’ Reese-type hitch receivers. $50. Essex Jct. Patrick, 802-343-0727.

KNEE BOARD tow behind boat Bullfrog, like new $30. Essex Jct. Info: Pat Lynch, 802-343-0727.

Paddle the summer away 2 Walden Voyageur kayaks. Not pretty but seaworthy. 10’ long and 50 lbs. each. Paddles too. $150 for both/OBO. Info: 802-658-2181.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.

Free Stuff Is Your House Haunted? If you think your house is haunted, let us check it out for free. Vermont Spirit Detective Agency. Info: Vermont Spirit Detective Agency, Matthew Borden, bigbigdeal3@ aol.com.

Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

Furniture 4 upholstered chairs Very comfortable Parsons dining/ side chairs from Crate & Barrel. Come with new burgundy slip covers. $75/ea. for chair & cover OBO. Info: Sharon Bovaird, 802-999-8634.

Bands/ Musicians Guitarist/Singer Looking to join or start a post-punk/indie influenced band. If you like Blonde Redhead, Joy Divison, Doves, The Cure and/or songwriting, send an email! Info: Jeremy Fonte, jeremyfonte@gmail.com, bandmix. com/jeremyf.

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Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us

by Thursday, July 24, 2008.

« music Roots Rock Floyd, The Who, Stones, Zep, B.L.S, A.I.C. Some covers to start, working into originals. Keys, bass, drums, lead guitar. Serious project. Info: Hell No, 802-659-4276, www.myspace. com/josephpaul3. writer/musician Living the dream - love, life, music. Influences - Zakk Mild, Wilco, Black Label, Gorillaz, Neil Young, Stones, Dead, on & on. Info: J.P. G., 802-659-4276, myspace. com/josephpaul3.

Auditions/ Casting FEMALE MODELS WANTED for artistic projects in Burlington. Excellent opportunity for beginners to build free portfolio. Contact David Russell Photography. Info: David Russell Photography, David Russell, 802-373-1912, dave@ daverussell.org, http://www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists For Sale Drums, 7-pc. Slingerland Snare, bass, snare, 3 toms, 2 bongos, all original hardware incl. 2 cymbals & a high-hat stand. Wood finish. Appraised at $1600; asking $800. Info: 802-999-9668.

Kohler & Campbell Piano Vintage upright. Needs tuning. Amazing tone & touch.

Comes w/ adjustable ball-&-claw stool. Approx. 55”H x 60”W. $900/OBO. Info: Ann Zuccardy, 802-399-7667.

Instruction Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training.

Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels.

Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford. com.

MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles.

20 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burlington.

Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com.

Art Hop Registration Burlington’s 16th Annual South End Art Hop, September 5 & 6, with most art being shown the entire month. Works in all media accepted. Original juried show + outdoor sculpture juried show. More info: info@seaba.com.

Registration forms: www.seaba.com. Deadline: July 18. Info: South End Arts + Business Association, 802-8590222, www.seaba.com.

Dynamite Clay Studio Grand Opening for Dynamite Clay Studio July 12th. Located in downtown Plainfield on Rt. 2 next to the blinking light. Studio offers throwing and hand building lessons, as well as paint-your-own pottery. Come in July 12th and paint your own maple leaf or syrup jug for $15. Info: Katie, 802454-9947, dynamiteclaystudio@ gmail.com.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

On June 23, 2008, RCC Atlantic, Inc. d/b/a Unicel and Michael R. and Daniel A. Fontaine, filed application #4C0893-4 for a project generally described as: The installation of a wireless communications facility on and adjacent to existing farm buildings at 2738 North Williston Road in the Town of Williston, Vermont.

The Project consists of: six panel antennas flush-mounted on a silo, a 10’ x 12’ equipment shelter on a concrete pad, an ice bridge, and associated telephone and electrical lines.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Thursday, July 24, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion.

Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

This week’s puzzle answers. Puzzles on page 39a.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 1st day of July, 2008.

By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On June 25, 2008, Severance Corners Village Center, LLC, filed application #4C1125-3 for a project generally described as: the reconfiguration of the existing 5 lot subdivision to create a 14-lot subdivision. The project is located on Severance Road in the Town of Colchester, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before July 22, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status.

Prior to submitting a request for

a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

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by July 22, 2008.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).

Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 2nd day of July 2008.

By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ADOPTION OF AMENDMENT TO RULES AND REGULATIONS OF THE BURLINGTON INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT RE: OFF-AIRPORT USER FEES Adopted: 08/08/05 Published: 07/09/08 Effective: 07/30/08 ARTICLE VIII. Off-airport motor vehicle rental and/or parking lot businesses operating on the Burlington International Airport.

Section 8.1

Purpose.

This Article is enacted for the purpose of reasonably regulating the business use of public airport facilities by private motor vehicle rental businesses and/or parking lot businesses which are located off airport property; preserving good order and peace at the airport; providing for the public health, safety and welfare; helping to defray the costs of constructing, operating, maintaining and improving the public airport facilities through the imposition of reasonable user fees; and regulating the use of public facilities in the furtherance of private commercial activities.

Section 8.2

Definitions.

(a) Airport customer is any person who arrives at or departs from the airport by aircraft and who enters into a motor vehicle rental agreement with permittee within twenty-four (24) hours after such arrival, or who parks a vehicle in permittee’s vehicle parking lot, and is transported by permittee’s courtesy vehicle to or from the airport within twenty-four (24) hours of arrival or departure by aircraft. (b) Courtesy vehicle is a motor vehicle which carries permittee’s airport customers to or from the airport. (c) Off-airport motor vehicle rental business is an individual, corporation, partnership, or other entity or person offering and providing to the public rental motor vehicles, including without limitation, automobiles and other four-wheel passenger vehicles, to be driven by the lessee. (d) Off-airport vehicle parking lot business is an individual, corporation, partnership, or other entity

or person offering and providing to the public for a fee the use of vehicle parking facilities. (e) Permittee is an individual, corporation, partnership, or other entity or person operating at, entering on or exiting from airport property under the required permit issued by the Airport Manager for the City of Burlington, pursuant to Section 8.3 below. Permittee includes the officers, employees, agents or anyone acting on behalf of or with permission of permittee.

Section 8.3 required.

Permit

No person engaging in an off-airport motor vehicle rental business or service and/or vehicle parking lot business or service shall operate at, enter upon or use airport property for the purpose of providing pickup or drop off service for airport customers except under an executed, written contract with the City specifically permitting the operation of such services at the airport. Without limiting the authority granted elsewhere in this article, the Airport Manager is authorized to enter into offairport business permit agreements in the form of Appendix A annexed hereto, which authorize such permittees to conduct certain business operations on airport property in exchange for the payment of a reasonable user fee.

Said agreements shall provide for the payment of annual user fees of six and one-half (6.5%) percent of the gross revenues from its airport customers.

Section 8.4 Regulations.

Rules and

The Airport Manager may issue such rules and regulations as may be necessary to implement this section, such rules and regulations to be issued pursuant to section 276 of the City Charter. Permittees shall comply with all existing applicable airport rules and regulations as they may be amended

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HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309.

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Agency of Natural Resources Department of Environmental Conservation NOTICE OF CONDITIONAL USE DETERMINATION 2006-189 A request for a Conditional Use Determination, required pursuant to the provisions of Section 8 of the Vermont Wetland Rules has been received from Cathy O’Brien, applicant for landowner Owls Head Farm of Richmond, VT. Approval is being requested for the construction of a 1-lot subdivision from an existing parcel. The proposed project will impact 1,500 square feet of wetland and 3,460 square feet of buffer zone. The wetland is located on Blueberry Farm Road in Richmond. This wetland has been designated as a significant (Class Two) wetland by the Vermont Water Resources Board.

Copies of the application are available for review at the Vermont Wetlands Office in Essex, the Town Clerk’s Office in Richmond and the Regional Planning Commission office in South Burlington. Conditional Use Determinations may only be approved if it is shown that the proposed conditional use will not have an undue adverse impact on the functions and values of any significant wetlands or their adjacent buffer zones. Any person may file comments in writing on this application through July 24, 2008 with: Julie Foley District Wetlands Ecologist Water Quality Division Department of Environmental Conservation 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 Julie Foley District Wetlands Ecologist STATE OF VERMONT

CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0946-07 CnC Aurora Loan Services, LLC, Plaintiff v.

Jessica T. Lacey, Dean R. Lacey, Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB And Occupants residing at 7052 Main Road, Huntington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB to Jessica T. Lacey dated November 14, 2005 and recorded in Volume 88, Page 626 of the Land Records of the Town of Huntington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and

for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:00 P.M. on July 30, 2008, at 7052 Main Road, Huntington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Dean R. Lacey and Jessica T. Lacey by Executrix’s Deed of Rosemary King, Executrix of the Goods, Chattels and Estate of Herbert V. Sheldrake dated November 14, 2005 and recorded in Vol. ___ at Pages _____ of the Town of Huntington Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Huntington.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

Aurora Loan Services, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1145-07 CnC WM Specialty Mortgage, LLC, Plaintiff v.

Jeffrey S. Bailey, Danielle Bailey, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Accredited Home Lenders, Inc. And Occupants residing at 8 Woodcrest Circle, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Accredited Home Lenders, Inc. to Jeffrey S. Bailey dated April 21, 2006 and recorded in Volume 330, Page 126 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:15 P.M. on July 16, 2008, at 8 Woodcrest Circle, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to the Mortgagors herein by Warranty Deed of Marybeth Crowley dated April ___, 2006 and recorded in Volume ___ at Page(s) _____ of the Town of Milton Land Records.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

WM Specialty Mortgage, LLC By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S977-07 CnC LaSalle Bank National Association, as Trustee for Merrill Lynch Mortgage Investors Trust Mortgage Loan Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2006-OPT1, Plaintiff v.

Patrick J. Boutin, Natalie K. Boutin, Option One Mortgage Corporation, State Of Vermont, Department Of Taxes And Occupants residing at 14 West Street, Essex, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Patrick J. Boutin dated June 26, 2006 and recorded in Volume 690, Page 554 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 7:45 A.M. on July 30, 2008, at 14 West Street, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Raymond F. Yandow and Elaine E. Yandow

by Warranty Deed of Raymond F. Yandow dated February 21, 1985 of record at Volume 187, Pages 646-647 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802

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LaSalle Bank National Association, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0792-07 CnC The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A., as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee, Plaintiff v.

Jeffrey A. Parry, Keybank National Association, Barrett’s Tree Service, Inc. And Occupants residing at 39 Sydney Drive, Essex, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Homecomings Financial Network, Inc. to Jeffrey A. Parry dated February 25, 2005 and recorded in Volume 640, Page 487 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:15 A.M. on July 16, 2008, at 39 Sydney Drive, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Jeffrey A. Parry by Warranty Deed of Katherine M. Cabanaw dated 2/25/2005, to be recorded in the Land Records of the Town of Essex Junction.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000.

The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A., as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: G.M. & K.M.

Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Dkt No. 567/68-12-06 CnJv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Jeremy Mashteare, father of G.M. and K.M. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all of your parental rights to G.M. and K.M. will be held on July 31, 2008 at 1:00 PM at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. /s/ Hon. G. Crawford Family Court Judge 6/25/08 Date STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0759-07 CnC VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Plaintiff, v.

ERIC LAVERY, JENNIFER LAVERY, and JOHN and/or JANE DOE, Occupants at 40 Hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont, Defendant(s).

NOTICE OF SALE In accordance with a Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated December 11, 2007, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Eric Lavery and Jennifer Lavery to Vermont Federal Credit Union, dated August 25, 2006, and recorded in Volume 566 at Page 41 of the Town of Colchester Land Records, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 o’clock p.m. on the 24th day of July, 2008, at the property located at 40 Hilltop Court, Colchester, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgage, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any: To wit: The land with the buildings thereon situated in Colchester, Chittenden County, State of Vermont known and being numbered 40 Hilltop Court: Being all the land and premises conveyed to Eric Lavery and Jennifer Lavery by Warranty Deed of Mark Pendergrast and M. Betty Molnar, dated December 8, 2003, of record in Volume 474, Page 577 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester, being further described as follows:

dwelling house thereon, located on the westerly side of Hilltop and commonly known as 5 Hilltop, Canyon Estates and being Lot No.69 as shown and depicted on a plan of land entitled: “Canyon Estates V”, prepared by Emerson, Abbot, Harlow and Leedy, Inc., dated September 10, 1968, as revised November 7, 1968, further revised December 11, 1969 and being Sheet No.2 of nine sheets, recorded in Miscellaneous Volume 20 at Page 27 of the Town of Colchester Land Records.

Terms of Sale: Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Johnson & Finnigan, LLP, 80 Midas Drive, 3rd Floor, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, telephone (802) 660-9393.

THE MORTGAGOR IS HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 20th day of May, 2008.

By: Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LLP 80 Midas Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 (802) 660-9393

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Exciting employment opportunities available at established agency with history of supporting strong, healthy families in an environment of teamwork, creativity and innovation. Lund Family Center is seeking motivated, flexible and dynamic individuals with a passion for working with children and families for the following positions with competitive salary and benefits. EOE/EE/AA

Wednesday, July 16 and Thursday, July 17, 3-5 p.m.

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IP Residential Counselor: Full-time position in a transitional living program. Counselor will provide parenting and life skill support to pregnant and parenting women through this program.

Position includes sleeping overnight shifts and weekend shifts. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in human-services related field and experience working with adolescents.

Nurse: Full-time. Day and Evening Nurse needed to serve pregnant and parenting young women and their children within residential treatment setting. Applicants should have a desire to work on a multidisciplinary team that is fast-paced and challenging. Lund Family Center provides holistic approaches to healthy living and embraces strengths-based perspective. Nursing credentials required.

Apply in person at Wise Campus Center Norwich University or send resume to: Sodexo Campus Services 158 Harmon Drive Northfield, VT. 05663 (802) 485-2297

Family Educator: Full-time. Family Educator needed to provide support/education to young pregnant and parenting women, individual parent education, parenting classes, access to resources, collaboration with community providers, and observation, documentation and assessment of parenting skills. Looking for candidate with knowledge of child development, excellent writing/oral communications skills, flexibility and creativity, and Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field. Must have experience working with teens, children and families.

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Substance Abuse Program Coordinator: Full-time position to oversee programming and provide clinical supervision to the outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting young women. Minimum of Master’s degree in a social work, counseling or human services-related field and Current Vermont Licensure in substance abuse treatment and experience working with women. Supervisory experience preferred. Competitive salary and benefits.

Substance Abuse Counselor: Full-time and part-time positions available.

Part-time Counselor: Needed for outpatient treatment program for pregnant and parenting women. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in a social work, counseling, or human services-related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate.

Experience working with women and children preferred.

ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT FOR ALUMNI & VOLUNTEER RELATIONS Seeking senior-level administrator to manage a team of professionals who coordinate programs, events, and services to strengthen relationships with alumni, students, parents, friends and donors of Norwich University. Serve as primary liaison for alumni and volunteer relations to the Board of Trustees, the Alumni Association Board, and the Parent & Family Association.

Lead and execute technology strategies to support and enhance the Office of Development and Alumni Affairs. Significant travel, event and weekend responsibilities.

Full-time Counselors: Needed to conduct comprehensive substance abuse assessment, treatment referral and coordination, and counseling within an outpatient program for pregnant and parenting women or co-located at the child welfare office to bridge agencies in an effort to provide immediate, holistic, family-centered services and increase the collaborative capability of the community to respond to substance abuse within family systems. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in a social work, counseling, or human services-related field and substance abuse counselor certification or apprentice substance abuse counselor certificate. Experience working with families required.

Substance Abuse Case Manager: Full-time position available. Case Manager needed to screen families in need for potential substance abuse, referral to appropriate treatment, service coordination, monitoring, and wrap-around services in a new position to be co-located at the child welfare office. Minimum of Bachelor’s degree in social work, counseling, or human services-related field and Apprentice Substance Abuse Counselor.

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TRATTORIA DELIA Lead Line Cook Full-time

Award-winning Italian restaurant seeks skilled cook for professional kitchen. Must possess strong leadership, organizational and line skills.

Two years kitchen experience or equivalent culinary education required, competitive pay and strong advancement potential.

EOE People with disabilities, women & minorities encouraged to apply.

Vermont State Housing Authority, statewide affordable housing provider, is looking for a professional, organized, reliable individual to perform a variety of technical, administrative and clerical hands-on work related to housing programs. Position includes telephone and public contact work and is based in Montpelier. Must be able to multitask and work in a fast-paced environment, independently or as part of a team. For position details, requirements and qualifications, visit www.vsha.org.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Full-time pizza position

to begin in August. Call 802-233-1474 to set up interview.

Experience in the food industry preferred.

Preschool Teacher needed for our great kids. Energetic person with ECE/ exper. Join Team Ed-U-Care!

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Assistant Administrative/ Teaching Minimum of a CDA and experience in early childhood programs required.

We are looking for someone who will go the extra mile and be willing to make a long-term commitment.

Maturity, flexibility, positive attitude a must. For more information please call Aimee at The PlayCare Center, 802-828-0728. EOE.

Stylist Wanted We are looking for friendly and energetic stylist to work in a full service salon in Shelburne. Full- or part-time, $10/hour plus commission. Hair & nail station also for rent.

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802-598-9691.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START EARLY CARE ADVOCATE (Burlington) Provide developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, VT educator’s license, and classroom experience. Experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special needs. 20 hours/ week, 52 weeks/year. Starting wage: $12.07–13.68/hour. Health plan and excellent benefits.

Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required.

Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references. No phone calls, please. Please send applications by email to: pirish@cvoeo.org.

TECHNOLOGY ADMINISTRATOR

Immediate opening for an entry-level position in our IT Department. Must be proficient in Windows 2003 with AD Network. Responsibilities include monitoring network functions, network security and helpdesk.

Will need to maintain policies, procedures and documentation for our department. Strong organizational and communication skills, a plus. Associate’s degree in computer technology or equivalent, along with a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle, will be required.

CONTRACTED SUPPORT

Looking for two, dedicated, male team players to work and mentor two young men with Down Syndrome in the St. Albans area. Coverage will need to be provided in the young men’s homes and communities and will need to work in shifts with particular emphasis on evenings and weekends, up to 20 hours per week.

High school diploma and valid driver’s license, required. Please contact Shawn White at NCSS at 802524-6413.

LEARNING TOGETHER PROGRAM TEAM LEADER

Seeking a dynamic Team Leader to join our Family Center Management Team and oversee our Learning Together Program. The Learning Together Program is an alternative education & support program serving pregnant and parenting teens and young adults. The ideal candidate will possess strong managerial skills, be highly organized, self-motivated, and have experience writing grants and reports. Knowledge of adolescent development and Vermont’s Medicaid system preferred. Master’s degree in a Human Services field preferred; consideration will be given to individuals with a Bachelor’s degree and experience.

Preference will be given to those with prior managerial experience. Occasional evening hours and rare weekend hours, required. If you enjoy the challenges and rewards of managing a program, working directly with young people, and functioning as part of an innovative and dynamic management team, this is the opportunity you’ve been looking for.

AUTISM BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST

Project Soar’s exciting new school-based Autism Program is seeking a Behavior Interventionist. This position is responsible for direct instruction, behavioral intervention and data collection for students with Autism Spectrum Disorders within their local public schools. Experience/knowledge of ABA and/or DIR/Floortime preferred, though, willing to train the right person. Great opportunity for those looking for training and experience in the field of Autism Intervention. Successful candidate will be a strong team player, flexible and willing, able and excited to learn. May involve early morning or afterschool transportation responsibilities. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience in human service or school setting preferred.

CHILDREN’S THERAPEUTIC CASE MANAGER

Seeking a self-motivated individual who works well with children and families. This position provides direct service to children in a community-based setting, as well as assistance in coordinating services, assessing, monitoring, advocating, and social skill training. Case Managers are responsible for creating an interagency/interdisciplinary treatment team in order to provide the above services. Excellent collaborative, communication skills and availability to work evenings, a must. Bachelor’s degree and 1-3 years of experience.

HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunities: www.ncssinc.org.

Administrative Coordinator & Advocate

Advocate: Member of our advocacy direct service team providing hotline back-up rotation, court and community advocacy, support, advocacy and safety planning with hotline callers and in-person meetings.

Administrative Coordinator: Provides administrative support to organization working closely with Executive Director. Responsibilities include: fund development projects, accounting, database maintenance, donor correspondence, supervise office volunteers and administrative support for all events. Word, Excel and QuickBooks experience necessary.

Must be able to multi-task. Office and accounting experience required.

Both positions are full-time with benefits.

Send resume and cover letter by July 30th to: Hiring Committee, WomenSafe PO Box 67 Middlebury, VT 05753 or by email: ns@womensafe.net

Seeking…exceptional individuals with a desire to transform lives and build brighter futures by sharing hope with others; and making every day count.

Child and Family Services A division of Rutland Mental Health Services and the Community Care Network

Outpatient Clinician Full Time Provide individual, group and family therapy within our outpatient clinic settings.

Crisis Clinician Full Time Community-based crisis clinician with ability to assess social, emotional and mental health needs of children and families.

Intensive Family-Based Services Clinician Full Time This position is responsible for providing in-home, family-based clinical and support services to families with children in risk of out of home placement or in need of reunification.

Early Childhood Therapeutic Case Manager (CUPS Program) Clinical staff to provide intake and triage, waiting list management, case management, and communitybased supports to young children and families, birth to age 6. Full time position also involves provision of consultation and training to child care centers and child-related organizations Provide consultation and act as liaison to local multidisciplinary team serving young children. Candidate should have successful experience working with families and be exceptionally organized. Strong collaborative and team skills are essential. Should have knowledge of local resources, child development, poverty, and social/emotional/behavioral challenges in young children. Excellent writing skills and computer proficiency are a necessity. B.A. required, BSW preferred.

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Charlotte Central School is seeking coaches for 7th and 8th graders for the 2008-2009 sports seasons.

The following coaching positions are available: Boys Soccer, Girls Basketball and Boys Basketball.

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The Vermont State Employees’ Association – a statewide labor organization representing over 8000 public sector workers in Vermont, including all Vermont state employees seeks a

Director.

The Director is responsible for overall management of staff and daily operations, fiscal oversight, member and program services, and legislative advocacy. Provides guidance and leadership to the union to achieve its goals and mission.

Preference will be given to candidates with experience and/or education in union work, labor relations, government, advocacy work, public administration, or related field. Valid driver’s license and private auto is required.

Send cover letter, resume and salary requirements to: VSEA P.O. Box 518 Montpelier,VT 05601-0518.

Please mark the envelope: Attention Search Committee.

Deadline: July 16, 2008.

Join the team at Gardener’s Supply Company! We work hard AND offer a fun place to work with summer bocce games, BBQs, ping-pong tournaments, employee garden plots and much more! We keep our employees in-the-know with monthly staff meetings and newsletters.

We also offer strong cultural values, competitive wages and outstanding benefits (including an awesome discount on plants & product!).

Our company is growing with leaps and bounds and as a result, we have two great new opportunities at Gardener’s Supply. Please read on!

E-Commerce Designer Join our growing e-commerce creative department, and be a part of our award-winning online design team. You will be responsible for layout and design production for our family of websites, and your work will also display through our e-mail marketing program, corporate blog and intranet. Ability to thrive in a high-energy environment, and a proficiency in web design tools (HTML, PhotoShop, DreamWeaver, Illustrator, etc.) will be keys to your success. The ideal candidate will have experience designing for the web, preferably direct-to-consumer.

Our team is focused on excellent results and a fun, collaborative work environment!

Graphic Designer We are looking for a Graphic Designer to join our catalog and collateral design team. This person will provide production support in page print preparation, including the design of our Gardener’s Supply print campaigns. Our ideal candidate will have 3+ years of graphic design experience (catalog design preferred), excellent InDesign, Photoshop and Illustrator skills, and have a strong understanding & a keen eye for layout, color and composition. Gardening enthusiasm is a plus!

We are an employee-owned company and America’s leading catalog & web-based gardening company! Interested? Please send your cover letter & resume to Gardener’s Supply Company, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401 or to jobs@gardeners.com.

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When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customer-supportive environment offered by our 40employee, 23-year-old pediatric medical software and service company.

Technical Solutions Specialist PCC is looking for a dynamic and hardworking problem-solver to join our Technical Solutions Team. This team provides remote system administration support to PCC’s client base of 170+ pediatric practices across the U.S. The Technical Solutions Specialist performs telephone support, server/network installations, and server upgrades. This position requires a blend of technical expertise, professional customer service, and excellent written and verbal communication skills.

Desired system administration experience includes installation and troubleshooting of hardware, server maintenance, networking, VPN, or other secure high-speed remote connectivity. Linux experience is a big plus. Travel is required with this position.

To learn more about PCC, and how to apply for this great career, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers.

The deadline for submitting your application is July 11th. No phone calls, please.

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PART-TIME VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR Wanted for a nonprofit advocacy organization dedicated to defending small family farms and working for economic justice and a sustainable future in Vermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s rural communities.

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Town of Shelburne, VT, seeking to fill part-time position in the Assessing Office. Primary duties include assisting the public and other Town staff with issues related to property assessing, providing administrative support to Assessor, and assisting with tasks in other Town departments as requested. Successful candidate will have two-year Associateâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and two years related experience/training or equivalent, good computer skills with knowledge of Microsoft Office and ability to learn assessing-specific computer programs, excellent customer service skills, good organizational skills, and ability to work independently with minimal supervision.

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Synergy Counseling Group, LLC South Burlington We currently have openings for the following positions:

Now Hiring Part-Time: Transportation Security Officers Burlington International Airport Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.

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Johnson State College announces a vacancy for a part-time teaching assignment in Microbiology. The class, which begins August 25, 2008 and ends December 19 2008, is scheduled to meet on Tuesday and Thursday from 8:30-9:45am with an associated laboratory on Tuesday from 1:00-4:00pm. Minimum qualifications: Masters degree in appropriate academic discipline and teaching experience.

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Technical Editor

Seeking experienced technical editor on a part-time, flextime basis (20-25 hrs/week). Must be reliable, possess excellent command of written English (no Japanese required), be able to edit technical and legal documents like patents and contracts, and enjoy researching new fields.

On-the-job training provided.

Sales Associate

ConCert & event SeCurity GMCS is seeking qualified people for part-time positions at various venues in VT, NY and NH. Typical duties: Security, parking, ushering, and general staffing. Experience preferred, not required. Licensing required, free training provided. MUST be U.S. citizen 18+ years of age.

The Outdoor Gear Exchange is hiring a Sales Associate with extensive experience in telemark skiing, climbing or paddling. Strong customer service skills, attention to detail, knowledge of outdoor gear and a sense of humor are required. Weekend and evening hours may be required. This is a full-time position with benefits. Send a resume and cover letter letting us know why you would be perfect for the best damn gear shop.

802-482-2452 / www.gmcsvt.com

JapanLink Translations Charlotte, VT Email: hr@japanlink-trans.com Web: users.gmavt.net/jabilock/HR/EditorJob.htm

We offer a friendly working community with good benefits and an opportunity for long-term employment. Must have a love of the outdoors, a sharp wit and the ability to work well amidst chaos. Please indicate desired position.

Civil & Structural Engineers & Designers/ CADD & REVIT Technicians

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Progressive engineering firm seeks experienced and entry-level, creative engineers and drafters to become part of a highly reputable, local and growing firm engaged in a wide range of high quality private and public design projects. Positions in Burlington, VT and Lebanon, NH.

We are looking for motivated, responsible individuals.

Must be able to work independently, possess a positive attitude, be capable of lifting up to 50 lbs. and have a clean driving record. We offer a competitive wage along with excellent benefits. Apply in person or online at:

The Charlotte Childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Center Our NAEYC-accredited center is seeking flexible, professional and enthusiastic, full-time Teachers.

Interested candidates must have a willingness to grow and learn within the ECE field and as part of a committed team. Candidates should be strong communicators and possess a passion to work alongside children and families. Requirements: Prior experience and/or degree in Early Childhood Education.

Send resume and cover letter to ccc@gmavt.net.

Submit interest to trishd@engineeringventures.com or fax 802-863-6306.

Farrell Vending Services, Inc. 405 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 RobL@Farrellvending.com www.farrellvending.com

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Full- and/or part-time Physical Therapists wanted to help build our physical therapy program.

Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ve been making the best Bears in the Universe for over twenty years and Vermont Teddy Bear is looking for a creative Product Designer to join our Bear Crew.

Looking for a part-time Sales Associate in dynamic, friendly environment. Flexible hours, some weekends required. Apply at:

Champlain Valley Urgent Care provides a great working environment, flexible hours. Physical Therapist will work with a limited patient load. Must have active Vermont physical therapist license.

Join us in creating the next level of care at Champlain Valley Urgent Care.

The right candidate must possess a combination of creativity to generate exciting new ideas combined with strong business experience to determine viability of products.

Artisans Hand Craft Gallery 89 Main Street at City Center Montpelier, VT 05602 manager1@artisanshand.com www.artisanshand.com

For a complete job description please visit http://shop.vermontteddybear.com/employment.html

Please send resume to: andrew.conte@cvurgentcare.com.

Send cover letter and resume to: 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 or email jobs@vtbear.com or apply online at To apply: https://home.eease.com/recruit/?id=44691

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] At Century International Arms, North Americaâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s largest importer of sporting firearms and accessories, we have catered to collectors, hunters and shooters for over 40 years.

Executive Secretary There is an immediate opportunity for a top-notch Executive Secretary to support the Managers of Century International Arms. This position demands impeccable administrative skills and discretion. To be successful in this position you must demonstrate excellent verbal and written communication skills, the ability to interact effectively with a variety of personalities, professional phone etiquette, professional appearance, skill in utilizing various Microsoft programs including MS Word and Excel, strong notetaking skills and types 90+ wpm. We are looking for a person who is responsible, flexible, organized and self-directed who has the ability to gracefully handle multiple projects with exceptional follow-through skills. We prefer shomeone who has 3-5 years direct experience and has demonstrated that they know what it takes to be an excellent Executive Secretary! Fluency/experience in French and Spanish highly desirable.

PC Technician There is an immediate opportunity for a seasoned professional to handle PC issues in a timely and friendly manner. To be successful in this position you must demonstrate experience in diagnosing and fixing hardware/software issues, purchasing and tracking hardware/software inventory, and delivering friendly competent help-desk support to a variety of users. If you can think on your feet, are able to anticipate what needs to happen next, and want to be a team player, then we want to hear from you! Network experience a plus.

Submit cover letter, resume and salary requirements to Kelly Grenon, Human Resources Manager: kgrenon@centuryarms.com CENTURY INTERNaTIoNal aRMS, INC. 236 Bryce Blvd, Georgia, VT 05454 (In arrowhead Industrial Park, off Rt. 104a) All applicants must pass a criminal background check and a pre-employment drug screening. We support a drug-free workplace and enforce a Zero Tolerance Policy.

EOE

African Refugee and Immigrant Assistance Program Case Manager/Interpreter LAN/SyStemS AdmiNiStrAtor, Flexible location Seeking a collaborative team player to provide systems administration and support for college networks. Duties include: build and maintain assigned servers, applications and processes; identify and develop data solutions to organizational needs; provide training and support to college staff and other college users; investigate emerging technologies and their functionality to organizational needs.

Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree in relevant technical program with two to four years experience in systems administration, or a commensurate combination of education and experience required. Previous experience in Windows server 2003, Linux server environments, Exchange 2007 or programming desirable.

director of PAyroLL ANd BeNefitS , Waterbury Seeking an experienced professional to assume college payroll responsibilities including: manage and execute payroll and accounting functions; maintain employee benefits; administer COBRA, workerâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s compensation and unemployment; assist in the preparation of employee contracts; produce quarterly and annual reports as required.

Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree plus three to five years of relevant experience required.

The ideal candidate will have experience in benefits administration, wage/salary law, an understanding of payroll accounting principles and procedures and possess experience in a complex computerized environment.

Competitive salary and paid leave benefits. Please visit www.ccv.edu for details, requirements and application instructions.

CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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Vermont Adult leArning

A nonprofit provider of adult education and literacy services currently has a fulltime opening at the Waterbury, VT location for a senior management position:

Director of Development This full-time position offers excellent benefits including medical and dental insurance, retirement plan, long-term disability and a generous and flexible paid time off schedule.

Please go to www.vtadultlearning.org for more information.

Resume Deadline: July 28, 2008 Equal Opportunity Employer

Part-time Custodian: 16 hours per week $12.14 per hour ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center, located on the Burlington waterfront, seeks responsible individual to provide custodial services throughout all guest and staff areas. The work schedule is for Saturdays and Sundays from 4:30 AM until 1:00 PM. Visit www. echovermont.org for a detailed job description.

Apply in person at One College St. between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. daily.

Deadline is Friday, July 25.

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Third Planet Windpower (TPW) is an experienced team of wind energy project developers committed to creating and operating commercialͲscale wind projects throughout the United States. �We are looking for employees who are self motivated, multiͲdisciplined, highly organized, detail oriented and work well in a team environment. TPW offers competitive compensation and full benefits.� �

Our�Waterbury�Vermont�office�currently�has�two�open�positions:

Wind�Analyst�

x Compile and process meteorological data from a variety of instrumentation platforms. Must be comfortable with a variety of information management tools, to include database applications and various wind industry instrumentation software. x Use advanced analytical techniques to produce energy production estimates, statistical analyses, and other associated reports needed to assess the viability of windfarm projects. x B.S. degree in Atmospheric Science, Earth Science, or similar field required.

Field�Engineer�

x Coordinate the acquisition, deployment and installation of meteorological towers and other data devices at distant project locations. x Ensure the completeness of all data inventories for the entire TPW fleet of monitoring devices. x Undergraduate degree in Engineering or similar technical field required. x This position can require frequent (2Ͳ3 weeks per month) travel throughout the United States.

For�more�detailed�descriptions�and�requirements�of�these�positions,�please�go�to� www.thirdplanetwind.com,�click�on�“Careers”�and�select�the�appropriate�position�from�the�drop� down�menu.�Please submit your resume and cover letter (combined together as one file) as indicated on our website. We look forward to hearing from you!

Director of communications Immediate Direct Hire opening for an organized, creative go-getter who can hit the ground running.

The Director of Communications serves as a senior member of the management team and works to present, promote and build the organization and its mission in a positive way to the community using a variety of public relations and branding strategies.

• Identify opportunities to support organizational initiatives, and develop communications materials and programs to promote and publicize these activities.

• Serve as the spokesperson, and build and foster long-term working relationships with media, members of the community, public affairs offices and other organizations.

• Publications editing, graphic design and layout utilizing InDesign.

• Serve as official photographer for events, publications, press releases and website.

• Responsible for website maintenance and updates using MS-Office Live.

Minimum 5 years experience in Media-Journalism or Public Relations. Excellent oral, written and public speaking skills. Strong understanding of technology including web content, MSOffice, and utilizing emerging communications vehicles such as blogs, social networking sites, etc. Must have the ability to occasionally work outside of normal business hours.

Competitive Salary plus benefits.

Please apply online at: www.spherion.com/jobs REF ID: 1001111656

Williamstown, VT 05679 Orange North Supervisory Union Positions remain open until filled.

2008-2009 School Year

The Orange North Supervisory Union seeks professionals who are • Responsive and reflective in their practice • Excellent communicators • Partners with parents and colleagues • Resourceful lifelong learners • Licensed or eligible for licensure in Vermont Washington Village School

• Grade 1 Teacher 1.0 FTE: 2008-2009 School Year Only

Williamstown Elementary School

• .80 FTE Library Media / .20 FTE Technology Integration Specialist

Williamstown Middle High School

• Teacher for Math & Reading – Immediate Opening • High School Science Teacher 1.0 FTE • Boys Varsity Head Soccer Coach

Please forward cover letter specifying position(s) applied for, resume, 3 letters of reference, transcripts and related documentation/certifications to: Orange North Supervisory Union 111B Brush Hill Road

802-864-5900

New Motorcycle Apparel Company located in beautiful Bristol, Vermont, seeks new graduate or experienced individual with Accounting/Bookkeeping chops who has an interest in the arts/motorcycling and or popular culture. Ideally looking for non�uptight individuals who enjoy a creative, “chill” atmosphere and understand irreverent humor!

Position would be part�time and duties performed would be office bookkeeping/accounting, organizing and filling Internet sales orders. Position could be very attractive for the right individual because of the inherent autonomy and could lead to a work�from�home basis. Possible gateway to more creative duties including Web maintenance, graphic design and beyond.

Blogging, viral marketing and Internet compunction would be a plus.

Please list all computer programs you are fluent in on the resume. Excel/Word/Quickbooks/Adobe Photoshop/Illustrator etc. Any artistic samples are welcome and should be a photocopy of the original. No artwork will be returned!

All individuals with said talents please apply: admin@thedirtyoldbiker.com

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Immortal Technique featuring DJ GI Joe, with Diabolic, Poison Pen, Black Sheep, Scratch (of The Roots), DJ A-Dog & Nastee, Friday, July 11, at the Higher Ground Ballroom, 9:30 p.m. $25/30.

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nderground hiphop star Immortal Technique is perhaps the living embodiment of the societal struggles he now writes about. He may also be proof that struggle and steadfast idealism can actually engender positive results.

The arc of Tech’s formative years in many ways mirrors the arc of his career. He was born in a military hospital in Peru. His family fled that country’s bloody civil war in the early 1980s and sought sanctuary in Harlem, where he was raised and still resides. But his youth in New York City was marked by numerous outbursts of violence — and, eventually, jail time.

Similarly, Tech’s early music reflected an idealistic, angry and misunderstood artist. Talent and passion were evident in his first two recordings, Revolutionary Vols. 1 & 2 — released in 2001 and 2003, respectively. But equally apparent was his youthful inability to fully harness the poetic power at his disposal and wield his fiery commentary as a

lyrical épée, rather than a verbal battering ram.

It has been almost five years since those albums dropped and shook the underground hip-hop community — and an appalled “Moral Majority” — into something resembling wakefulness.

During that time, the MC has invested considerable time and energy to help heal the ills he documented so vividly in his early works. Tech has worked with numerous social organizations for a variety of causes, putting his money where his mouth is.

A little older and a little wiser, he now returns with a new mixtape, The 3rd World, and his personal growth shows. Though no less impassioned, Tech has refined his art; he deftly flays social injustice with a cunning blend of humor, insight and intellect.

The recording finds the MC fully in control of his abilities and, perhaps more importantly, his message.

Seven Days recently chatted with Immortal Technique by phone in advance of his performance this Friday at the Higher Ground Ballroom.

SEVEN DAYS: What role do you think music can, or should, play in politics?

IMMORTAL TECHNIQUE: Well, I think music and politics, and entertainment and politics have been intertwined since before the Roman Empire. I mean we’re talking about over 3000 years of having historical accounts be reproduced by musicians, by artists. By people of all walks of life that have careers based on entertainment.

I’m saying all this because the biggest critics of anything that’s revolutionary, or anything that has a message, are people who don’t have a product that can match that message. And in order for them to get over that, they constantly remind us: “Well, this is all about entertainment and this all . . . whatever.” And I’m saying, “All right, fine.”

If we take that example and say that hip-hop is nothing more than “just entertainment,” then isn’t it just as important to point out that . . . there are all types of entertainment, and entertainment can do different things. Entertainment can inspire. Entertainment can educate. Entertainment can

underscore. Entertainment can elaborate on issues.

I mean, most comedians express their politics through their comedy, whether we go back to Lenny Bruce or whether we talk about Chris Rock. So I think that even in that aspect we have to realize that entertainment can achieve so many things.

Entertainment can also placate.

Entertainment can also pacify.

Entertainment can ignore certain issues. So I think it’s incredibly important for us to realize the strength and the power that this music has always had. And by “this music,” I mean music with a message.

SD: Is that one of the reasons you’ve resisted signing with major labels?

IT: You’re right, brother. But at the same time I thought to myself that if I was going to accept that [major label] power structure, I was going to have to live with the advantages and disadvantages of it. So I thought, if this is the case, what am I really going to end up with at the end of the day, in terms of my own >> 15B

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