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WEEK IN REVIEW

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state that if Burlington was to qualify for that money, Irvine had to go.

of help for children with that money.”

That’s what Joyce Irvine told a New York Times reporter after she was dismissed from her job as principal of the H.O. Wheeler Elementary School in Burlington’s Old North End. The school, renamed the Integrated Arts Academy this year, has been deemed an “underperforming school” by the Obama administration. Her ouster has raised hackles locally, but the national attention is giving new fuel to critics of federal education policies that punish schools even when they are showing improvement.

The story provoked a major outcry among national readers of the New York Times. Many of the 292 comments included harsh words for both Bush- and Obama-era education policies responsible for creating the high-stakes testing that created the situation Wheeler now faces. One reader wrote: The wrong people are being punished. It is sad so many states are willing to prostitute themselves to the federal government for a little money. Irvine now acts as a school improvement coordinator for the district, making $93,000 a year. But it’s still apparent that she was punished for doing good work work, all because it didn’t fit into the federal template of what good work ought to be.

Wheeler students performed below federal standards on tests. The Burlington School District could qualify for $3 million in federal money to help its students — provided it removed the principal of the underperforming school.

Plenty of critics said No Child Left Behind wasn’t working for middle- and lower-class students. Now Obama’s policies appear to not be working, either. What next? Sen. Bernie Sanders, who sits on the Senate Health, Education, Labor and Pensions Committee said he is using Irvine’s firing is an example of why federal rules need to change.

Never mind that Irvine was well liked by students and parents. Never mind that the district had nothing but positive things to say in her job evaluation. Never mind that most of the school’s students are refugees. Never mind that Wheeler’s year-old identity as an “arts magnet” attracted students from all over the city, and the average poverty rate was dropping as a result.

The committee will be working on revisions to No Child Left Behind. “It’s my intention to talk to Arne Duncan and say, ‘Hey, if this is the way you think you are going to improve low income schools, you are very mistaken mistaken,’” Sanders said.

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7/15: St. Michael’s College installs its Word Garden. Think refrigerator poetry, except on big stones instead of little magnets.

7/14: Bolton’s town selectboard plans to start ticketing and towing cars that are illegally parked near the Bolton Potholes.

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Who cares if flea market vendors in Charlotte camp alongside their vehicles one night a week? The town’s zoning Nazi, apparently. Get a . . . tent.

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Organizers pulled the plug early on the Vermont Brewers Festival Saturday night because of a little heat lightning over the lake. Weather or not, it was a waste of beer.

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UVM received almost $400,000 from the National Endowment for the Humanities to digitize Vermont newspapers published between 1836 and 1922. ’Bout time. FACING FACTS COMPILED BY PAULA ROUTLY

That’s how much federal money the Burlington School District will qualify for by removing H.O. Wheeler Elementary School principal Joyce Irvine, according to the New York Times. Only problem? Irvine was, by all accounts, a popular and successful principal of the school. Maybe it’s time for the feds to rethink one-size-fitsall education policy.

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1. “A ‘Renegade’ House Rises in Burlington” by Amy Lilly. A boxy, metal-clad house on Chase Street stands in stark contrast to typical Vermont architecture. 2. “Candidate Profile: Deb Markowitz” by Andy Bromage. The secretary of state has made a career out of helping Vermonters. Will they return the favor and make her governor? 3. “Fair Game: The Pension Predicament” by Shay Totten. Burlington’s city employees enter their second year without contracts as their pension fund continues to suffer effects of the recession. 4. “Sharing the Fare” by Suzanne Podhaizer. The chefs at Montpelier restaurants Kismet, Three Penny Taproom and The Black Door Bar and Bistro spice up the city’s food scene by trading kitchens after hours. 5. “Starting From Scratch” by Lauren Ober. Healthy Living and Spectrum team up to teach young adults in transition the basics of cooking and eating healthy.

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I appreciate the continuing coverage Seven Days gives to bicycling in Vermont, but I want to correct a couple of misconceptions in this article about the new law [“When It Comes to Bike Safety, Vermont Falls Down — Hard,” June 16]. First, you can’t signal with either hand — only for right turns (right arm straight out). Left turns and stops are still signaled with your left hand. Second, though there has been an increase in bicycle accidents, we have no way to know if there has been an increase in accidents per hour of bicycle operation. That’s because VTRANS collects no information on bicycle traffic as part of its traffic studies. VTRANS counts bicycles as pedestrians if they are being walked, as passenger vehicles if they are being ridden. In either case, bicycles are not counted as bicycles, and disappear from all traffic counts, essentially resulting in traffic data that indicate there are no bicycles! It’s hard to see how roads can be improved for cycling as long as VTRANS uses this method. Anecdotally, I think most observers believe bicycle use has increased dramatically in the past two years, but right now we’re planning our highways without any solid information on bicycle traffic. As to lane use, bicycles have always had the right (and responsibility) to use the lanes as they are marked. The current law

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clarifies the conditions in which you may expect to see a cyclist using the full lane. Drivers might also note that the current Vermont drivers manual recommends four feet of passing clearance. That means you almost always need to use the oncoming lane to pass a bicycle safely, even if it means a few seconds’ wait. Bruce Lierman

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Lierman is president of the nonprofit Cycling Academy.

HIDE-A-WAY REVEALED

We ate at the Harbor Hide-A-Way in July 1987 [“WTF,” July 7]. It may have been the last dinner ever served there. We had roast beef, and our 2-year-old daughter browsed from the salad bar. I was newly pregnant at the time, and the mildew smell of the place made me feel sick. I have always felt a strong (and strongly ambivalent) connection with the place, and got a weird sort of pleasure from seeing it still standing, empty and deteriorating, each time we drove down Shelburne Road. Thank you for providing the backstory. Ruth Horowitz

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& Fitness issue, June 23]. I enjoy being active, and I am glad so many opportunities exist in Vermont. Besides all the tips you recommended in several articles, there is also the option of joining a gym. That being said, I have a warning to readers: My husband joined a gym … in 2009. He signed up for a one-year membership. In fine print, this gym noted that, if you did not write a letter to cancel your membership after one year, you would continue to receive the membership and the bill. So, for the past six months, we have been paying money to a gym we have not attended. I … encourage readers to read the fine print! carrie Shamel cOlcheSTer

which opened the thriving City Market after downtown’s last conventional supermarket walked away. The Hanover Consumer Cooperative Society just did the same thing for White River Junction. The Washington Electric Cooperative is Vermont’s only utility that has an energy portfolio that is nearly 100 percent green. Thousands of Vermonters use cooperatively organized credit unions as their banks. Cabot Cheese is a farmer-owned cooperative of national prominence. I could go on. Corporate good guys like Hollender and Carris are admirable — but also mortal. Nothing prevents their companies, and others like them, from eventually falling into the hands of those who would maximize profit by extracting every ounce of wealth they can from their communities. Cooperatives cannot do that — which is why they deserve credit as Vermont’s real socially responsible businesses. Donald m. kreis nOrwich

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Jeffrey Hollender of Seventh Generation says that business (presumably his company excepted) is “basically a vehicle for transferring money from the poor to the rich” [“Conscious Commerce,” July 7]. Bill Carris of Carris Reels can’t say what socially responsible business is but, you report, “he knows it when he sees it” [“In Good Company?” July 7]. This assessment of virtuous commerce in Vermont is both dismal and wrong. The state is awash in cooperatives — entities that, unlike investorowned businesses, are democratically controlled by their users, employees or both, and which exist purely to give 100 percent of the wealth they generate back to those people and their communities. A shining example is in [Burlington’s] front yard: the Onion River Co-op,

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Thank you for your article “The Naked Truth” [Calendar, July 7]. It was very well written, and we expect it will help greatly in acknowledging our existence in the Burlington area for those who appreciate the freedom of clothes without the threat of those “unwanted.” Plus, it doubled our numbers.

Kreis is treasurer of the Hanover Consumer Cooperative Society and vice president of the Cooperative Fund of New England, a community development financial institution that loans money to cooperatives throughout the region.

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JULY 21-28, 2010 VOL.15 NO.47

The Pride Issue

On April 7, 2009, Vermont became the fourth state to legalize same-sex marriage, after a historic vote in the legislature. Now what? Former Outright Vermont director LLUVIA MULVANEY-STANAK ponders that question in a guest op-ed this week. One answer: that organization’s anti-bullying efforts in local schools. Meanwhile, THE VERMONT FREEDOM TO MARRY ACTION COMMITTEE is supporting candidates who stood up for marriage equality — Republicans included. In this issue, too, we profile new FLYNN CENTER executive director JOHN KILLACKY and NECI executive chef TOM BIVINS — both of them happily married … to men. In an interview, “Endora” tells us what goes down at the gay refuge FAERIE CAMP DESTINY in southern Vermont. And speaking of “camp,” don’t miss the PRIDE CALENDAR, or your Saturday will be a drag.

NEWS

14 The Life of Brian BY ANDY BROMAGE

16 Outright VT Expands Its Reach to Queer Kids

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22 2010 Vermont Pride Calendar 32 Stepping Up

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36 Faerie Tale

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40 Pride in Place

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Dunne appears to be picking up steam, and that could spell trouble for his competition. In 2006, he surprised many by defeating the popular House Majority Leader JOHN PATRICK TRACY (D-Burlington) in a lite-gov primary — only to lose to Dubie in the end. Then there’s the millionaire, Shumlin, who proved he’s his own biggest fan by writing a $150,000 check to his own campaign. He made additional in-kind contributions and donations valued at $10,000. He also raised $90,000 from out-ofstate donors, for a total haul of $418,000. Absent his own money, he’s raised a respectable $258,000.

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THE LEAGUE OF DRAG QUEEN VOTERS. No surprise that Sen. SUSAN BARTLETT (D-Lamoille) finished last in the money race, having raised just $70,000, $12,000 of which came from out-of-state donors. What was surprising? That Sen. DOUG RACINE (D-Chittenden) couldn’t cash in on his recent flurry of labor and environmental endorsements. He raised just $110,000 in the past year, for about $222,000 total. Relying on volunteers to make phone calls, knock on doors and get the word out may be a smart primary strategy. But it’s hard to see how, in a matter of weeks, he could go from $80,000 in the bank to the $1 million needed to win the general election. The five-way Democratic race remains Markowitz’s to lose, with Dunne, Shumlin and Racine within striking distance. They’ll give Markowitz a run for her money, anyway. The only candidate with a better chance of beating Dubie in the general election is … Dubie. How? With a major gaffe or poor public showings in debates. Is the Air Force reservist using his bunker time wisely as Democrats wage war against each other? We’ll find out soon enough.

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The five Democratic candidates for governor took part in an LGBTQ forum on Monday night at Champlain College. The first of roughly 50 primary debates and forums focused on LGBTQ issues was sponsored by several groups: Vermont CARES, Vermont Freedom to Marry, RU12?, Outright Vermont, Pride Vermont, VT TransAction and the Samara Foundation of Vermont. The candidates tackled a wide variety of issues, from HIV/AIDs funding to discrimination in schools and in the health care system. As is normal in these forums, all five vowed to be more responsive to LGBTQ needs. More than Douglas has been, at least. Or than everyone thinks Dubie would be. Shumlin played up his leadership on same-sex marriage last year and subsequent endorsement by the Vermont Freedom to Marry Action Committee. Racine proudly announced he’s a card-carrying member of the League of Drag Queen Voters. Another LGBTQ forum will be held on October 6. All gubernatorial candidates will be invited. Given Dubie’s public opposition to civil unions, same-sex marriage and other LGBTQ legislation, will he show up?

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Democrat DOUG HOFFER didn’t have to embarrass himself to get some muchneeded ink in the auditor’s race. He did what number crunchers do best: donned his green eyeshade and broke out the slide rule, or abacus, or whatever counting device it is they use nowadays. Hoffer examined his rivals’ campaignfinance reports and found some interesting discrepancies. Democrat-turned-Republican incumbent THOMAS M. SALMON’s report included contributions and expenses from the previous reporting period, giving the illusion that Salmon had raised and spent more since July 1, 2009, than he actually has. In all, Salmon has raised about $2285 in the past year, $1000 of which came from his father, former Gov. THOMAS P. SALMON. He spent $2167. The spreadsheet attached to his report made it appear as


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Five of the six may be almost indistinguishable on policy issues. But the men and women competing to be the next governor of Vermont are vastly different people. And their individual stories may better indicate how they’d govern than any number of speeches, videos and slogans. To that end, Seven Days reporter Andy Bromage has been getting to know the gubernatorial candidates, at their jobs, in their homes and on the campaign trail. In the last of six profiles, he locks on pilot Brian Dubie, the sole Republican candidate for governor. He doesn’t have an opponent in the primary, but his name will be on the ballot anyway.

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rian Dubie got a hero’s welcome at a recent campaign rally in his hometown of Essex Junction. Hundreds of supporters, many dressed in forest-green “Dubie Co-Pilot” T-shirts, had crammed into a small building at the Champlain Valley Expo on a rainy Saturday in June to help the Republican lieutenant governor launch his campaign for governor. The cheering began the moment Dubie stepped inside. Then the screaming and whistling gave way to a thunderous chant. “BRI-AN! BRI-AN! BRI-AN!” Dubie’s supporters yelled in unison. The crowd parted and down the center walked Dubie, kissing and hugging his fans as he made his way to the balloon-festooned stage. Dubie thanked the audience before veering into a tale that combined his years as a fighter pilot and his tenure as the Vermont government’s second in command. Dubie was in Cuba on a trade mission, at an official dinner, he said, when Cuba’s vice president asked him why he had come to the country. “I said, ‘I’ll tell ya why. In 1996, your country shot down two civilian aircraft in a rescue incident,’” Dubie began, referring to the occasion when two small planes operated by a Cuban American group looking for refugees on rafts were brought down by Cuban MiG fighters. “I said, ‘I was sitting in a Vermont Guard F-16 at Langley Air Force [base in] Virginia with two live missiles and a live gun, with orders to come shoot those MiGs down,’” Dubie went on. “I said, ‘I sat in my jet for 10 hours on one-minute scramble status.’ And I got right in his face and I said, ‘I didn’t get the chance to come that night.’” The crowd at the fairgrounds erupted in applause. Dubie’s years in the Air Force and

the Vermont Air National Guard give him cred most politicians would kill for. After September 11, 2001, Dubie personally procured badly needed radios for the rescue workers at Ground Zero. When Hurricane Katrina ravaged the Gulf Coast, he went there as the Air Force official responsible for getting civilian authorities what they needed. But Dubie doesn’t have the stereotypical, mirror-shades swagger of a fighter pilot; he comes across as a regular guy, passing the politician’s “backyard barbecue test” with flying colors. “He’s very genuine, very honest,” says Joe Sinagra, who ran most of Dubie’s campaigns for lieutienant governer and now heads the Home Builders & Remodelers Association of Northern Vermont. “Brian was an easy person to sell early on because he was just a nice guy.” Since 2003, Dubie, 51, has served as lieutenant governor, a part-time job that gave him time to network with Vermont’s business community and retain his job as a commercial pilot for American Airlines. How in sync are Dubie and Gov. Jim Douglas? “The governor has looked to Brian for help on various projects, included him on cabinet meetings, kept him informed,” according to Kevin Dorn, a longtime friend of Dubie’s who serves as Douglas’ powerful secretary of commerce and community development. This perception has allowed his Democratic opponents to include him in their criticism of the “Dubie-Douglas administration” and its job-creation record. Democratic candidate Matt Dunne has made the line “Brian Dubie, where have you been?” part of his campaign message. But, in many ways, Dubie has been his own man even though he and Douglas share the same political party. Early on, he took a pro position on wind power; Douglas is against it. Dubie regularly cites Vermont’s poor business ranking

— Forbes magazine called it the fourth worst state in the U.S. — to make a case for lower taxes and less government regulation. But it also makes the current administration look bad. Now more than ever, Dubie is distancing himself from the Douglas camp in small but detectable ways. Last week, during an interview at his campaign headquarters — in a drab, stucco-façade storefront on Route 2 in Williston — Dubie was asked to name three people who would likely serve in his administration. Placing his hands on the computer keyboard in front of him, he replied, “It’s control, alt, delete for the state. It’s like a reboot. My administration would be my administration. It would really be about a new team, new perspective, new energy and a control-alt-delete kind of thing.” Dubie doesn’t exactly sound like a computer scientist when he speaks, but those who know him warn against underestimating his smarts. “He’s very intelligent, and that doesn’t necessarily come across in his aw-shucks kind of attitude,” says Dorn.

“People trust him. When he sits down and talks to people, they believe what he’s telling them and, in the political world today, trust ... is huge.” With the Democrats fighting among themselves, Dubie has been able to keep a low public profile and concentrate on raising money — almost $1 million so far — and building a base of grassroots supporters. That’s allowed him to remain vague about his plans for lowering taxes and creating jobs; he says he will unveil a detailed proposal after the August 24 primary election. It’s also protected him from questions about what could prove to be his biggest liability: his opposition to abortion rights and same-sex marriage. Dubie is downplaying his social conservatism in favor of talking about the economy, but when pressed he says he “generally favors” laws restricting abortion. The Democrats, meanwhile, are doing their best to remind voters where Dubie stands on those hot-button social issues in hopes it will bring down the popular Republican fighter pilot.


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from the academy, it’s about serving for 12 years after you go to pilot training.” While he was home from school on breaks, Dubie had started flying with the Vermont Air National Guard and says his commander there offered him a slot flying an F-4 Phantom if he joined. “I went back to the colonel, Col. Jackson at the Air Force Academy, and I said, ‘I would like to join the Guard, but if it falls through, I’d like to stay at the academy,’” Dubie recalls. “And this colonel said, ‘Well, it sounds to me like you want to have your cake and eat it, too.’” Eventually, Dubie says, the academy agreed to give him leave, though he never went back. “In retrospect, toughest decision I ever made, best decision I ever made,” Dubie says. Back in Vermont, Dubie enrolled at the University of Vermont, graduating in 1981 with a BS in mechanical engineering. His first job out of school was at Goodrich Aerospace in Vergennes, where customers included the Israeli military. Dubie met his wife playing horseshoes on a quasi blind date when he was 24. A mutual friend brought Penny to the Dubie family camp at Porters Point in

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When they were in high school, the “Dubie brothers” spent their free time buying, fixing and selling old cars — 17 in all, Dubie says. “The first car we bought was a pickup truck,” he says. “We got it for free because someone was going to junk it. It ran when we got it and, when we got done working on it, it didn’t run, and we sold it for $50.” Dubie graduated from Essex High School in 1977 and enrolled in the U.S. Air Force Academy in Colorado Springs. The flight from Vermont to Colorado was his first time aboard an airplane. Midway through his third year, though, he left the academy to return home and join the Vermont Air National Guard — a highly unusual move for a third-year cadet, according to sources familiar with the Air Force Academy. “There’s been some people that don’t quite understand that, but it’s very consistent with what my father did for us,” Dubie says. “My father was given an opportunity to go for higher income to New York City and said, ‘You know, I got six kids and I don’t think I’m going to do that.’ When you graduate from the academy, which I really wanted to do, it’s, like, a 12-year commitment. So it’s really not just about graduating


Feedback « p.7 Mr. Nunnink contends that, through the marketplace, “buyers have total control over corporations.” Return to the late 1800s. A farmer trying to ship wheat on lines controlled by the railway trust could pay rigged rates or watch the crop rot. A tenement family stuffed into a windowless firetrap could move onto the street. Child laborers could work for a pittance contracting cotton lung or starve. Left unfettered to reach its logical conclusion, capitalism leaves a buyer with two options: Like it or lump it. Mr. Nunnink describes the “progressive structure of crony capitalism.” Progressivism arose as the antithesis of crony capitalism. He decries federal bailouts to “trendy” do-gooders deemed too big to fail. The trendy do-gooders at AIG and Bank of America? Say what? Somewhere between the nanny state and the law of the jungle is a balance to be struck by an informed and reasoning populace — territory Mr. Nunnink might explore. Charles Siegchrist Jericho

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I wasn’t at all surprised to learn that “Corm and the Coach” won’t be back on WNMR. The truth is, WNMR had a problem far more serious than its finances that I’m surprised Shay Totten hasn’t mentioned [“Fair Game,” June 30]. The real problem was that, at 107.1 on the FM dial, WNMR — which is now off the air — broadcasted on the same frequency as WORK in the Barre-Montpelier area. Did you ever try to listen to 107.1 in your car while driving between Burlington and Montpelier on Interstate 89? As soon as you were just east of Bolton Flats, your car radio suddenly turned into a screeching jumble of electronic noise as WNMR and WORK battled it out for signal supremacy. Where I live in Huntington, it was impossible for me to tune into either station. Because of this, “Corm and the Coach” could not reach half the broadcast area the program was able to reach when it was on WCPV (Champ 101.3) and WIZN (The Wizard 106.7) before that. And because WNMR could not extend its signal beyond the immediate Burlington-Plattsburgh area without blowing WORK off the air, there was no way it could draw anywhere near the listener base nor advertising base that other stations with a far wider signal range, such as WEZF (Star 92.9), WOKO (98.9) and WNCS (The Point 104.7), could reach. With its handicapped frequency, WNMR was essentially doomed from the start. Skeeter Sanders huntington

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rmark.” Nothing sounds sweeter to a Vermont nonprofit than a guaranteed federal appropriation to fund a specific project. Rep. Peter Welch requested 29 of them last year as part of the federal budgeting process, for local organizations ranging from the Chittenden County Transportation Authority to the Northern Forest Canoe Trail. Of 9297 projects nationwide that won $10.2 billion in earmarked funds, one of the surprise recipients was Outright Vermont, the Burlingtonbased queer youth advocacy organization. It’s the first time Outright, or any Vermont organization serving the LGBTQ community, has ever been awarded a federal earmark. In August, the nonprofit will receive

78 programs to 2200 people. Last year, the organization reached 4000 people through 151 presentations. The spike is due to more and more schools requesting the antibullying programs, says Outright Executive Director Melissa Murray. Administrators are beginning to realize that gender-based bullying is a much more insidious problem than previously thought, she says. The numbers speak for themselves. The most recent Youth Risk Behavior Survey found that 14 percent of the 11,427 Vermont teens polled had been bullied in the previous month. The statistics are even higher for youth who identify as LGBTQ — 36 percent report being the target of harassment. While not all of that abuse can be attributed to sexual orientation or gender

the first installment of a $200,000 appropriation that will be doled out over the next three years. The money will allow Outright to expand its anti-bullying work, which currently accounts for one-third of the small nonprofit’s $240,000 annual budget, to parts of the state that don’t typically get the message. “This grant will help Outright Vermont provide critical support services to young Vermonters and help stamp out bullying for good,” Welch says. Demand for Outright’s anti-bullying presentations has exploded over the past two years. During the 20082009 school year, Outright presented

identity or expression, almost all the students participating in Outright’s workshops say they have experienced bullying in various forms. “It’s the first time for some of them that they’ve acknowledged it to other people,” says Saben Littlefield, who runs the organization’s anti-bullying campaign. The presentations have had audiences ranging from eight students to 200, depending on the schools’ needs. One popular activity involves an exploration of the gender spectrum. Students are asked to think of the most stereotypically masculine and feminine celebrities. They are pressed to describe what makes these celebrities masculine and feminine, respectively.

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The group then talks about how realistic these gender ideals are. The exercise is meant to show youth that there are many different ways of expressing masculinity and femininity, Littlefield says. Welch is sold on the process. “Vermonters need to look no further than the tragic 2003 suicide of Essex eighth grader Ryan Halligan to understand the horrific consequences of juvenile bullying and harassment,” he says. “In the seven years since, we have made strides in raising awareness of this endemic problem — but we have not solved it.” The earmark will allow Outright to expand its work to rural schools in eight counties — Bennington, Caledonia, Essex, Lamoille, Orange, Orleans, Windham and Windsor — and

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help defray Littlefield’s salary and travel costs. The federal funds will also allow the organization to create more permanent programming for LGBTQ youth in Rutland and Brattleboro. “The hope is that the earmark will be a foundation,” Murray says, “and we can hire someone else in one of those underserved communities.” 

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The Life of Brian « p.15 that were significantly better than the state average for fourth, sixth and eighth graders. Voters approved every school budget passed by the board during Dubie’s chairmanship. Marla Durham, who served on the Essex Junction school board with Dubie, says he was passionate about education and would use layovers between flights to tour school districts around the country, looking for ideas he could bring home. “We needed, at the time, an Internet policy, and no school system in Vermont was coming up with one,” Durham recalled. “Brian called me from Arizona one evening and said, ‘I just toured a school district in Arizona and found our Internet policy. We’re going to have to tweak it, but I got it.’ He brought back the policy that we used as our basis.” It was on the school board that Dubie forged his relationship with Dorn, who was then board vice chair. Dorn says Dubie helped Essex Junction taxpayers understand the implications of Act 60, the education-cost-sharing law passed in 1997. Concerns over Act 60, which wound up being a losing proposition for Essex, played a part in getting the veteran school board chair to seek statewide office.

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n 2000, Dubie ran for lieutenant governor and lost to incumbent Democrat Doug Racine, now one of five Democrats running for the open governor’s seat. Two years later, Dubie tried again and won with 42 percent of the vote in a three-way race with Progressive Anthony Pollina and Democrat Peter Shumlin, who is also a candidate for governor this year. In Montpelier, Dubie took a strong interest in Vermont’s businesses, visiting them whenever he could and emailing reports back to Dorn in the Agency of Commerce and Community Development. “It’s not unusual for me to get three or four of these a week,” Dorn says. “They’d say, ‘I just met with such and such company. They have some permitting issues. Can you give him a call?’ He was very active with us.” In addition to being the governor’s understudy, the lieutenant governor is the Senate’s tiebreaker. Dubie has only been in that position three times, according to Senate records. He voted “yes” in 2007 to exempt towns from paying state fees associated with taking over storm-water permits from developers; he voted “no” that same year

on a bill pertaining to the Vermont Telecommunications Authority; and in 2009, he voted “yes” on a controversial move to let assistant judges serve as probate judges — a provision later stripped from the final bill. On social issues, Dubie is pro-life and opposes same-sex marriage — a fact his Democratic would-be opponents use to argue that he’s out of step with mainstream Vermonters. Dubie opposed civil unions when the legislature, under court order, was debating how to provide marriage equality in Vermont. Video from a public hearing on January 25, 2000, shows Dubie, dressed in a blue pullover, urging a panel of lawmakers to protect “our traditional” marriage. Our families are delicate, Dubie told lawmakers. “They’re under stress in this state, in this country. And if we’re going to break new ground, then we should stick with what our framers said and amend the constitution and give it more than two nights of public input and really study this thing.” Over the years, Dubie has been a darling of the conservative Vermont Right to Life Committee. The group has advocated for Dubie’s reelection in mass mailings and donated money for “phone calling” on his behalf, according to campaign reports. He’s a familiar face in the organization’s quarterly newsletter. Asked about what informs his views on abortion and same-sex marriage, he sidesteps the question and puts the focus back on jobs. “I’m pro-life. The agenda that I’m running on for governor is to grow jobs in our state,” Dubie says. “That’s pretty much who I am and what I’m about.” When pressed about whether he would support laws requiring parental notification or parental consent for minors seeking abortions, Dubie replies, “I’m supportive of involving parents in everything as it relates to their children … I would generally be supportive of that legislation.” Dubie takes a similar tack on the issue of marriage equality. He has denied he would seek to repeal samesex-marriage legislation, but when asked whether he would promise not to pursue a repeal, he dodges the question. “The marriage legislation is passed,” Dubie says. “My agenda is about growing jobs and looking forward.” After eight years in state government’s second-highest office, “Vermonters know who I am,” Dubie says. “When I say my agenda is to grow jobs, they take me at my word.” m

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eth Robinson remembers going door to door in the waning days of the 2000 election, handing out campaign literature for imperiled lawmakers who had supported civil unions. In the end, many of them were bounced from the legislature in a tidal wave of “Take Back Vermont” voter anger. As a result of those electoral losses, political control of the Vermont

Not only is the group better prepared, but “I also don’t think the backlash is remotely comparable this time around,” Robinson added. Of the 55 contested House races, Robinson said her organization is monitoring between 15 and 20, and will help if the candidate requests it. In the Senate, the group is monitoring only two or three of the 19 contested races. The coalition has also set up two political action committees (PACs) — Vermont First and Vermont Fund for Families. As of July 15, Vermont First had

them, and I hope overall they’ll still support me based on other things that I have done. It was a meaningful vote for me.” Robinson’s organization is also supporting another challenged Democrat — Rep. Diane Lanpher of Vergennes — to the tune of $250. Like Smith and other Dems in Republican-leaning districts, Lanpher is likely to face questions not just about the marriage vote, but about tax-and-spend policies her party has supported in the past biennium. That said, same-sex marriage does not necessarily break down along party

WE’RE MUCH BETTER ORGANIZED AND PREPARED TO WORK ON ELECTIONS THAN WE WERE IN 2000.

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House of Representatives shifted from Democrats to Republicans. Among the banished were some key moderate Republicans who had supported the civil-union legislation, including Reps. Marion Milne (R-Berlin), Robert Kinsey (R-Craftsbury), Richard Mallary (R-Brookfield) and Sen. Peter Brownell (R-Chittenden). “We’ve learned a lot since then,” said Robinson, the chief strategist of the Vermont Freedom to Marry Action Committee — the organization that lobbied successfully for civil unions and then, last year, for same-sex marriage. “We’re much better organized and prepared to work on elections than we were in 2000. Our strategy up until late 1999 was to keep the issue of marriage equality out of the legislature. Then, in less than an 11-month period, we had to throw together a legislative campaign and an election strategy — all before email was established, without nearly the infrastructure that we have now.”

raised $19,500, $10,000 of which came from in-state donors. It spent about $6500 to pay two part-time field organizers. The Vermont Fund for Families has reported $22,000 in donations since January 2009, predominantly from instate donors. It’s spent only $4200 in recent months — some on candidates, the rest on staff and office expenses. Which campaigns need VTFMAC’s help? Rep. Megan Smith (D-Killington) — one of several Democrats facing tough reelection battles in Rutland County — received a $200 donation. Smith’s GOP challenger is local businessman Jim Eckhardt, who has taken issue with Smith’s same-sex-marriage vote, as well as with her vote to override Gov. Jim Douglas’ budget veto. “I’m proud to take their help and very proud of my vote,” said Smith. One of VTFMAC’s two part-time staffers, Sheryl Rapée-Adams, recently helped her address 150 envelopes. “There are a lot of people in my district who were opposed to that vote,” Smith said, “and I had individual conversations with

lines. “We are making it very clear that we’re not abandoning our Republican friends,” said Robinson. Not all of them need help, though. Several of the Republicans who voted for same-sex marriage are either in uncontested races or not seeking reelection. Former Rep. Rich Westman (R-Cambridge) is running for a Lamoille County senate seat, while Sen. Phil Scott (R-Washington) is going for lieutenant governor. Reps. Patti Komline (R-Dorset), Heidi Scheuermann (R-Stowe) and Anne Donohue (R-Northfield) are all unopposed. Rep. Kurt Wright (R-Burlington) is facing a challenge, but said he’s neither asked for Robinson’s help nor heard from her group. Rep. Rick Hube (R-Londonderry) passed away in the middle of his term, but VTFMAC decided to support his appointed replacement Rep. Oliver Olsen (R-Jamaica). Although he did not hold elected office in 2009, Olsen was present and supported same-sex marriage during some of the GOP

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caucus deliberations. “We’ve taken a little heat for that one, but we think it’s only right — Oliver was there during the discussions, and we feel as if we should honor Rick’s vote,” said Robinson. Perhaps the most vulnerable of all the Republicans who supported samesex marriage is Sen. Kevin Mullin of Rutland. He’s facing a primary challenge largely because of his “yea” vote. Four Rutland County Republicans are vying for three seats in the Senate primary. Mullin and incumbent Peg Flory are up against Carolyn Schwalbe and former state Rep. Tom DePoy. Flory voted against same-sex marriage, but was in the House when the vote occurred. She was appointed to the Senate last year. Robinson’s group has donated $100 to Mullin’s campaign. It has also forked over $1500 to the Vermont Democratic House Campaign and $500 to the Vermont Senate Victory PAC. Though plenty of its political allies are running for higher office, VTFMAC is only endorsing a candidate in one race: the Democratic primary for governor. The group picked Senate President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin, who is viewed as a key player in the passage of last year’s same-sex-marriage law, which included a legislative override of Gov. Jim Douglas’ gubernatorial veto. “We’re telling people who showed up to the Statehouse to testify or take part in rallies that, while it was great to have your voice heard, you have to keep that enthusiasm alive when you go out to vote,” said Robinson. “It wasn’t just the coalition that made a commitment to stand by these lawmakers, but a commitment by everyone who helped make this happen. We need to let them know that we’re going to stand with them in this election.” 

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t the Spotlight on Dance studio who speaks with an intensity and speed in South Burlington, a sound that rival her tap-dance skills. To give the like a military unit rehears- kids a taste of the area, she has scheduled ing marching maneuvers a “tap jam” lake cruise on the Spirit of emanates from Studio 3. A peek inside Ethan Allen and another jam session in reveals the source of the pulse-quicken- front of Ben & Jerry’s on Church Street ing sound: 17 teenagers dressed in tees, the day before the performance. shorts and metal-soled shoes, dancing Combining gigs and sightseeing may a synchronized tap routine in front of a seem a little extreme, but Hopkins says mirrored wall in exact unison. the kids love it. “As soon as they get here, Master tap-dance teacher Lisa Hopkins they call me and say, ‘Can we dance?’” strides back and forth along the double When the first two students arrived a line of dancers, sometimes jumping day early this year, Hopkins “ran and rhythmically up and down to accentuate got them a permit” to busk on Church the beat. At her brief shout, the ranks Street, she says. dissolve to watch her demonstrate an Hopkins identifies with her charges’ additional eight-bar step. It’s fast and passion. Inspired by her dance-choreogprecisely articulated, and it seems im- rapher mother, she started choreographpossible for 17 kids to reproduce it with ing when she was 16, won a scholarship such clarity. to York University in Toronto to study Yet, after a few seconds filled with modern dance and ran her own dance the clatter of individual attempts, the company for three years after gradugroup coheres and executes the whole ation. In 1991, she and Stern moved to sequence perfectly. Then, having jok- New York so she could study jazz and ingly crossed herself, Hopkins leads the tap at Broadway Dance Center on a 10routine again to pounding music from month student visa. Soon she was teachthe stereo. After a moment, she turns ing at Steps on Broadway, where Mikhail up the volume so the dancers can hear it Baryshnikov was training at the time. over their own thunderous sound. By 2000, Hopkins and Stern had It’s day one of the 11th annual Tap Kids formed their theatrical production Summer Intensive, a weeklong workshop company, New York Stage Originals, as for the nation’s top tap-dancing youth. a platform for their collaborative projThose in Studio 3 are only a sampling of ects — which currently include the offthe 53 kids, ages 9 to 22, who have come Broadway musicals Scrooge and Dream, with music by Stern from all over the counand choreography by try — and Canada — to attend. After tapping for Hopkins. But the company’s seven 10- and 11-hour days in a row, workshop first project was the Tap Kids Summer Intensive participants will strut their stuff in a single perand showcase. Hopkins was spurred to create formance on the Flynn the program when she Mainstage: the Tap Kids Showcase Spec-tap-ular. realized many young tap Tap Kids is new to Lisa Hopkins, Tap K i d s dancers “had reached Burlington. Hopkins, their limit where they lived” and had few opa 45-year-old from Toronto, started the program in portunities for advancement. Now, she Tarrytown, N.Y., in 2000. When she and adds, there are national tap festivals, but her husband, Broadway composer Philip her program remains unusual. Stern, moved from their Tarrytown After the second Summer Intensive, rental to Burlington two years ago — at- Hopkins saw certain dancers were good tracted by the cultural variety and rela- enough to tour nationally. She and Stern tively affordable house prices, she says chose the best eight and created a nar— she realized the burg offered a better rative show (which he scored) called environment for the workshop. There simply Tap Kids, about the lives of eight would be no big-city distractions and, high school students leading up to graduinstead of needing to be bussed to prac- ation. The touring show has become a hit tice, kids could walk from their hotels to since its 2002 debut, with performances in 35 states and Europe; its international the studio off Dorset Street. “Almost none of these people have agent is now angling to get it into theever been to Burlington,” notes Hopkins, aters in Asia, Hopkins says.

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Dance Tap Kids touring cast members have gone on to even bigger achievements: One is on the television show “Glee”; another has choreographed for both Janet and Michael Jackson and appears in the recent concert film Michael Jackson’s This Is It. Each year, the Summer Intensive serves as the talent pool for new apprentices to the touring show. The current group of Intensive attendees was picked from among 125 dancers who submitted audition DVDs. Half are returnees, says Hopkins, and many are on their fifth year or more. She attributes some of that enthusiasm to the noncompetitive culture she tries to create. Instead of honoring the tap-dance tradition of the “cutting contest,” for example — an improv competition where a dancer performs eight bars, followed by another dancer, and the lesser one is cut — Hopkins organizes a team competition for a pool of money that the winners donate to a charity of their choice. “What I try to do is broaden them as human beings,” Hopkins explains. While learning from her, they learn from each other: “They’re the best where they come from, and then they meet someone who’s the best where they come from. It’s just neat to see these kids from all around the country dancing.” The Intensive’s faculty this year includes Hopkins and eight more “master” teachers — an industry term for talented instructors with Broadway,

television or film experience. Among them is Emmy Award winner Jason Samuels Smith, whom Hopkins describes as “the best tap dancer in the world next to Savion Glover.” Hopkins also brought in some local talent. Burlington resident Sidiki Sylla — the artistic director of Jeh Kulu — will teach an African dance number involving all 53 kids and some of the Jeh Kulu drummers. University of Vermont professor Tom Cleary’s jazz trio will provide live music for other segments of the program. The two-hour performance will include some solos and duets that applicants to the Intensive have already performed at national competitions. “That’s really neat for the audience, because they’re seeing award-winning choreography,” Hopkins says. “It’s such a family-friendly thing,” she says of the showcase. “Boys will like it, too, because there are both boys and girls [in it]. It will inspire everybody.” m

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the boxers’ hands and gloves were, how fast they punched, and how rigidly they held their wrists. The three flyweights, interestingly, delivered more oomph than all but the two super heavyweights. • A study of 70 boxers found elite-level fighters could punch with an average of 776 pounds of force. Another study of 23 boxers showed elite fighters were able to punch more than twice as hard as novices, the hardest hitter generating almost 1300 pounds of force. • An oft-cited 1985 study of Frank Bruno, who went on to be WBC heavyweight champ, showed he could punch with a force of 920 pounds in the lab. Researchers extrapolated that to a reallife blow of 1420 pounds, enough to accelerate his opponent’s head at a rate of 53 g — that is, 53 times the force of gravity. • Martial arts punches

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generally involve much less force than those in boxing. A study of 12 karate black belts showed so-called reverse punches delivered an average force of 325 pounds, with the strongest measuring 412 pounds. Short-range power punches averaged 178 pounds. • Another study found martial artists needed 687 pounds of force to break a concrete slab 1.5 inches thick. One early researcher estimated karate strikes could reach 1500 pounds, but that figure was an outlier. If a punch thrown by Rocky IV villain Ivan Drago is supposed to measure 2150 psi and his glove’s impact area is something like four square inches, he’d be exerting a force of 8600 pounds, or more than four tons. Based on the professional literature, no boxer in real life comes anywhere close to that. I did find a 2007 news account about WBO cruiserweight champion Enzo Maccarinelli, whose punches supposedly packed a wallop of around 3.85 tons. However, the researchers making this claim have yet to publish their findings in a scientific journal, and I’m not taking them seriously until they do. Even without Drago in the ring, boxing is a punishing sport, especially where the head is involved. Damage comes from three things: (1) the impact itself, which may be manifested in, say, a broken jaw; (2) acceleration to the brain leading to abrupt contact with the skull, possibly resulting in

concussion; and (3) the rotational force that twists the brain within the skull, increasing the severity of injury and the likelihood of a knockout. One metric for gauging the risk and seriousness of a brain injury is the Wayne State tolerance curve, which looks at both the g-force imparted to the head and the span of time involved. Generally speaking you don’t want to take a shot of more than 50 g, although you can stand more if the impact is really brief — say, a couple thousandths of a second. If you’re on the receiving end of a Bruno-class impact, my guess is you won’t soon get up. Punches to the head can cause detached retinas, brain hemorrhage, fractured bones and permanent neurological disorders. As I’ve mentioned before, something like a fifth of boxers suffer from dementia pugilistica, the

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Conn., native says he did indeed settle in the Bay Area, where he cofounded Simpler Software. When his colleagues yielded to the requests of venture capitalists and switched the company’s focus to software for the newly deregulated wholesale electricity market, Kohl headed to Vermont, where he had vacationed for years. Kohl holds a patent for a web-based system called AppEase, which makes it possible to develop applications without writing any code. He has let it lapse and never patented a related invention. In 2006, Kohl founded Pedal Powered Software, which makes systems specifically designed for cycle-shop sales. Since he hasn’t used a car himself since graduating from high school, Kohl says he’s pleased to empower bike shops such as North Star Sports. He’s using the same open-source (FLOSS) technology to create a Java game, just for fun. But what about the house? When Kohl moved to Vermont, he says, he decided to put a long-term plan in action. “When I was in middle school, I told my dad I was going to paint my house purple with pink polka dots when I grew up,” he says. “He told me you can’t do that — that there are rules, regulations and laws against such a thing.” Kohl proved his father wrong. Having made his house stand out, Kohl decided to make a statement with it, too. As long as he’s owned the house, he says, he’s wanted to paint a slogan on it “that would be humorous, while at the same time provid[ing] a message about the environment. I wanted it to be fun

and wacky, so that people wouldn’t disregard it as merely polemical, and the serious message could then sink into them more gently.” The environment isn’t Kohl’s only pet cause. One day while in the shower, he figured out how to combine those concerns with another topic close to his ... heart. “I believe male circumcision is male genital mutilation, causes a lot of trauma, perpetuates male violence (due to unresolved trauma) and reduces sexual pleasure,” says Kohl, who became a member of the foreskin reclamation movement in 1995. At the time, he says, it was a fringe issue even in the gay community, where it had gained the most momentum. “In case you’re wondering, circumcised men can regrow their foreskin,” he adds. Since last summer, many locals have tried to figure out Kohl’s intentions. One even called “The Dennis Miller Show” on the radio to talk about the house’s message. Miller was bemused. One poster on his website ventured the explanation that “all left-wing causes are related.” Kohl’s house has also been mentioned in an online forum for Mothering magazine, whose readers were more supportive. Animated icons are splashed across 19 posts proclaiming, “Awesome!” and “Wow! That is too cool!” For his part, Kohl is surprised by all the ballyhoo about what he thought was a simple, humorous slogan — applied, he points out, with natural, compostable paint. “The message is really that simple,” he says. “There’s nothing hidden. I didn’t expect it to cause so much confusion, actually.” m

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ast week in Switzerland, Roman Polanski walked free from the chalet where he’d been under house arrest for a year. Swiss authorities declined to extradite the filmmaker to the U.S. to face new indictments for the sexual assault of a 13-yearKEEP YOUR BODY old in 1977. After taking her picture and STRONG WITH plying her with Champagne and drugs, CHIROPRACTIC Polanski allegedly forced sex on the girl. A plea to lesser charges got him 90 days RUSHFORD FAMILY CHIROPRACTIC under locked psychiatric evaluation. 100 Dorset Street, Suite 21 • 860-3336 After serving 42, on the eve of sentencwww.rushfordchiropractic.com ing, he heard the judge planned to scrap the deal, and fled to Europe. Last year, Los Angeles County prose12v-rusford060210.indd 1 5/28/10 3:36:30 PM cutors reopened the case. European artists and intellectuals rose in Polanski’s defense. A survivor of both the Holocaust and his wife’s murder, they said, he had suffered enough — and had repaid society with his prodigious contributions to the cinema. Back in the States, the victims’ rights community bellowed for Polanski’s head. Meanwhile, another criminal has been gathering sympathy: David “Son of Sam” Berkowitz, whose shooting spree in the 1970s left six New Yorkers dead and several wounded. He said he was following July 21, 22, 23, 24 • July 28, 29, 30, 31 the orders of the demonic black Lab who lived next door. Since then, however, the August 4, 5, 6, 7, 2010 murderer has found Jesus, and with him All shows at 8 p.m. a circle of “admirers,” including many Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 67 Main Street evangelicals. According to the New York Tickets, “Dinner and a Show” information: Times, Berkowitz today enjoys a wide www.stowetheatre.com; 802-253-3961 correspondence and participates in several ministries, including one that steers youth from Satanism. Critics call both these men manipu12v-STG071410.indd 1 7/12/10 11:55:05 AM lators of the system. Polanski used his fortune and fame to escape deserved punishment, they say. Berkowitz was a con man on the Evil One’s team (he later claimed members of the cult to which he also belonged committed some of the murders), and he’s still a con man, now allegedly serving God. The cop who took his confession called Berkowitz’s jailhouse conversion a “charade” to get “access to the outside world.” Of course, Polanski’s elite connections didn’t hurt him, and his wealth H’ R bought an armada of attorneys on both 1068 Williston Rd, S. Burlington sides of the Atlantic. (802)419-6200 As for Berkowitz, I wouldn’t put a little calculation past the guy. Even if he was genuinely seeking God, surely being born again into a media-rich, noisily proselytizing Christianity gleaned him Chef Inspired • 5-10 p.m. • Join us! a better bang for the Bible verse than 28 poli psy

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Redeeming the “Worst” But in the law-and-order 1980s, the punishers began to win. That was thanks to (among other things) racism, political pandering, privatized prisons that lobby for harsher statutes, and a victims’ rights movement that started out distrusting the police but soon married the punitive state, becoming its financial dependent and political helpmeet. Lately, recessionary budgets have opened new space for the rehabilitators. Alternatives to incarceration, especially for nonviolent offenders, are back on the table. Except for sex offenders. The endless sex panic has seen to that. And so Polanski’s and Berkowitz’s cases are not what they were 33 years ago. Polanski’s escape tipped the scales of justice hardly a whit. But it humiliated the district attorney. In the past, the prosecutor might have wiped the egg off his face and moved on.

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indelible. The state’s duty, therefore, is not just to protect society but also to avenge the victims. The other side believes, foremost, in rehabilitation — in moral language, redemption. To their supporters, Polanski has attained secular redemption through art; Berkowitz, divine redemption through worship. Evidence overwhelmingly favors rehabilitation. An inmate who kicks drugs and gets a college degree behind bars is less likely to return to crime than one who’s had nothing to do in prison but deal pot and learn how to hack bank websites. A humanely treated prisoner, moreover, is less enraged when he gets out than one who’s been locked in solitary. The rehabilitation principle dominated American criminology for much of the 20th century.

Today, those 48 unserved days allowed current DA Steve Cooley to enlist the U.S. Department of Justice and foreign agents in an extensive international chase. The age of the victim gave him the public support to spend tax dollars on a personal vendetta (and boost his run for state attorney general). “If [Polanski] admitted sleeping with a child, then he should be in prison for the rest of his life,” a typical commenter wrote on a news blog. “Sleeping with” a 13-year-old and sexually assaulting her have now melded both in statute and in public discourse. With the question of her consent deemed irrelevant, the now-adult victim’s beseechings that the prosecutor drop the case could be ignored. Is there no statute of limitations? Not for the sexual abuse of a minor. Moreover, federal law now requires sex-offender registries to list even people who completed their sentences decades ago, according to the laws of decades ago. The Constitution prohibits ex post facto — after the fact


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— punishment, but federal courts have thrown that objection out. The registries are “regulatory, not punitive” measures, judges have ruled, even though registrants are condemned to homelessness, unemployment, civic disenfranchisement, social stigma and violence. The effort to punish Polanski again, and harder, is not uncommon, either. Minor registration infractions — say, failure to report the purchase of a car — can send a sex offender back to prison for as long as his original sentence. I might add that if the photos Polanski took of that 13-year-old ended up online, a person who downloaded them could get more prison time than Berkowitz got for serial murder. And what of Berkowitz? He has been interviewed warmly on Focus on the Family radio. A testimonial tract about his life and faith is distributed at rescue missions and motorcycle rallies. A Texas postal worker runs a website for him, called Arise and Shine, and promotes his book, Son of Hope, on it. Don’t get me wrong. Rehabilition is a good thing. The man went on a homicidal rampage under orders from a dog. He needed treatment, not punishment. But it is one of numerous ironies of the crime and sex panics that some of those responsible for them are now among the only ones able to find good in people written off as evil. I spent a recent weekend with both these groups of people — ex-sex offenders, along with their families and allies, at the national convention of an extraordinary national movement, gathered under the umbrella of RSOL, or Reform Sex Offender Laws. Meeting in the community room of a Washington, D.C., church, the group looked more like a church convention than a civil-rights organization. They were mostly white and middle or working class. Few had ever been involved in politics — until a teenage child was arrested for sex with a 15-year-old, or a brother chatted with a federal agent posing as a minor online. As a group, they are temperamentally libertarian. Yet, from California to Maine, they are writing op-eds, attending community forums, and lobbying to shave away at the massive legal and social iceberg that freezes former offenders out of American life. According to one of their pamphlets, RSOL members are “average, liberty-

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he early-morning fog is just beginning to burn off as John Killacky arrives at Windswept Farm in Williston. He’s come to the stables, as he does most mornings around 6:30, to tend to his pony, a Shetland named Pacific Raindrop. While Raindrop is happy to see him, anticipating a little exercise, fresh hay and water — and, of course, a few treats — Killacky is utterly delighted to see her. He straps on a light harness and leads the pony — a roan pinto 42 inches tall — out to a pasture for a quick green snack. “She can eat this for about 15 minutes,” Killacky says. “She’s still getting used to the grass here. Plus, she’s like a vacuum cleaner. She’d eat it all if we let her.” Then Killacky tries to demonstrate some tricks she’s learning, but the little horse isn’t quite ready to show off. Raindrop has been in Vermont just a few weeks, and she’s still getting used to lots of things. The same could be said of her owner: Killacky, 58, moved to Burlington last month from San Francisco and began his new job as executive director of the Flynn Center for the Performing Arts on June 21. That’s when the Flynn’s first and only previous director, Andrea Rogers, passed the torch after 30 years. Killacky had held his previous job, as program manager of the philanthropic San Francisco Foundation, since 2003. He also picked up an equine passion in California: country pleasure driving. That’s a style of competition in which a horse or pony pulls a driver on a small cart, changing its gait in response to the driver’s commands. When Killacky left California, the owners of the stable he’d frequented gifted him with Raindrop. Having a pony of his own fulfills a childhood dream, he says. It also “connects me with this joyful part of my life with my father,” Killacky says, and explains that his dad, with whom he had a “volatile” relationship, used to sell cattle at the Chicago stockyards. “The best time we had was going to the farm together,” he says. But, for Killacky, having a pony and the opportunity to compete — 3-year-old Raindrop will be ready for that in another year — is much more than a simple pleasure. It “gave me my legs back,” he declares. John Killacky does have legs, and the use of them; he can manage short distances unaided, and longer ones with a cane. It takes a close observer to see that his gait is slightly uneven, his steps deliberate. It’s a miracle — or a testament to his will — that Killacky can do any of this. Fourteen years ago, while he was curator of performing arts at the Walker Art Center in Minneapolis, a tumor was discovered inside his cervical spine. Though benign, it had to be removed. Killacky woke up from surgery to find himself a paraplegic. The experience, he says, was “a nightmare.” Indeed, it’s hard to imagine a more

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and a half away. Now, from his apartment in Burlington, he can be at Windswept Farm in 20 minutes. Killacky has another reason to feel “integrated” in Vermont: He’s a gay, married man. He and Larry Connolly, an editor for the literary journal Memoir and a fiction writer, had had a domestic partnership for nearly 12 years when California began granting same-sex marriage licenses, in June 2008. Killacky wasn’t convinced a wedding was necessary — “until we walked into city hall [in October], and there were 40 couples all getting married at once,” he says. “It was profound,” Killacky says. “People were lining the stairwells, all kinds of couples; it was very moving.” But history abruptly changed course less than three months later, when the voters approved Proposition 8 defining “marriage” exclusively as a bond between a man and a woman. A federal suit was filed against Prop. 8 immediately, but until and unless the Supreme Court rules that it violates the constitutional guarantee of equal protection and due process, “we are one of those 18,000 couples in limbo in California,” Killacky says. In Vermont, of course, same-sex marriages are legal. “It’s a civil right,” Killacky states firmly, “and that’s what I learned in [San Francisco] city hall.” Killacky and Connolly didn’t know then that, two years later, they’d be moving to a state where gay marriage is indisputably legal. But when the Flynn offer appeared, Killacky says, “I felt called to come to Vermont.”

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devastating turn of events, but Killacky didn’t take it lying down. “Eventually I was able to move a finger, then an arm,” he says, lauding his “very good treatment” at the Sister Kenny Rehabilitation Institute in Minneapolis. “Then I could sit up, but I had to be helped to get into a wheelchair.” One day, while being transferred to the chair, Killacky noticed that he momentarily stood by himself, and he was struck with an idea. “I’d been a dancer for 10 years,” he says, “and I always looked in the mirror for feedback. So I asked for a mirror [in rehab]. I thought I could learn to stand.” After another two weeks of work, he did. “My dancer training got me to stand up,” Killacky says. “My marathon training got me to keep going.” It took another three months before he

could walk — with a cane and a leg brace, since discarded. But, 14 years later, Killacky still exhibits Brown-Séquard syndrome, a loss of feeling and motor skills resulting from a cut spinal cord. “My proprioception is lost,” he says matter of factly, “and I have no hot or cold sensation on the right side, even though it ‘came back’ first.” This is why a man accustomed to intense physical conditioning says the ponies have given him legs. It’s just that the pony is doing the trotting. Killacky notes that working with horses also has given him “a sense of wholeness,” and that’s a feeling he observed upon moving to Vermont as well. “I’ve had great jobs, and I’ve loved them,” he says, “but here I feel my life is integrated.” In California, he says, the stable was an hour

He was already familiar with the Flynn, having “often partnered” with its previous artistic director Philip Bither; one co-commission was the Bill T. Jones dance piece “Last Supper at Uncle Tom’s Cabin.” Later, Bither replaced Killacky at the Walker, where he has been senior curator since 1997. Killacky’s career trajectory could hardly have been predicted from his degree: a BA in psychology and education from Hunter College in 1977. And, though he’d danced for a decade, he soon decided he could be more successful in arts administration. His first two positions were in familiar milieu: Killacky became director of the Laura Dean Dancers and Musicians in 1980, followed by the Trisha Brown Dance


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Next: the Walker, where Killacky worked until 1996. While there, the master multitasker also taught classes in dance, theater and studio arts at the University of Minnesota, had frequent speaking gigs, wrote for a multitude of publications and participated — as curator or performer — in numerous multimedia projects. His final year in Minneapolis was momentous: Killacky met his life partner, suffered the ill-fated surgery and got a new job offer. And that’s when Connolly asked him: “Would you rather be in a wheelchair in Minneapolis or San Francisco?” Killacky took the position as executive director of the Yerba Buena Center for the Arts. With a budget of $7.4 million, his résumé indicates, he was “responsible for artistic direction, budget planning and control, organizational planning, fundraising, staff management, public relations, audience development, and community relations” — not so very different from the scope of his responsibilities at the Flynn. Killacky stayed at Yerba Buena for seven years, then moved to the San Francisco Foundation for another seven. During this period, he relearned how to use his body, took up with ponies, and became a filmmaker “on the side.” One he’s particularly proud of is Janis Ian: Live from Grand Center, produced in 2008. Over the next few years, Killacky confides, he plans to make a documentary about choreographer Trisha Brown.

Killacky augmented his professional growth, too, with training in leadership and nonprofit management. This year, he attended the Salzburg Global Seminar for a program titled “The Performing Arts in Lean Times: Opportunities for Reinvention.” This seems par for the course: Killacky says he enjoys being “at the bottom of a learning curve.” Referring to both pony training and heading an arts organization, he says, “It’s fun to do something that takes a long time to do, learning incremental skills — it’s deeply satisfying.” And since his traumatic physical experience, Killacky adds, “I don’t sweat the small stuff.” This equilibrium and sense of purOPEN 7 DAYS! b pose augur well for Killacky’s leader’ ALMOST A MILE PAST GARDENER’S SUPPLY FOLLOW THE BERRY SIGNS TO THE FARM ship style at the Flynn. He comes to it 802–578–9093 in a time of economic downturn, but says the organization is robust, and he intends to keep it that way. He de-12v-AdamsBerries072110.indd 1 7/19/10 scribes his commitment in three parts: to the artistic programming — he raves about the season artistic director Arnie Malina has put together this year; to the educational programming; and to local artist development. On the last point, Killacky says, “Arnie and I have been talking about how we can move some local artists onto the national stage.” Another of Killacky’s goals is to enhance the Flynn’s online presence. “We’re still a one-way institution: ‘Come see/do this,’” he says. “I’m interested in whether we can build an interactive relationship — I want it to be less about us and more about them,” he says of the patrons, students and artists who use the facility. Killacky’s bent toward forming what he calls “authentic relationships” is confirmed in an April San Francisco Chronicle article announcing his departure from the San Francisco Foundation. Director Sandra Hernández told the paper that Killacky “transformed the regional arts scene” and “forged meaningful partnerships.” The Chronicle reporter adds that Killacky has been “an indefatigable community builder.” Killacky himself states modestly that his mission is to serve artists, but his target audience in Vermont is likely to be … everyone. After a “smooth” transition into his new job, Killacky says, “everyone here is taking a breath together, looking at what we can do perhaps differently, but we’ll build on our assets.” He believes in putting one foot in front of the other while also envisioning the future. “If you only look at right now,” he says, “you’ll only take one step.” Meanwhile, Killacky anticipates stepping — on his own and with his pony — into his first snowy winter in a long time. “I’m a three-legged man,” he jokes. “I’ll be fine.” Raindrop’s job? To grow a warm coat of fur. Both will be learning new tricks. m

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Company in 1983. In those relatively small organizations, he had the opportunity to hone skills in everything from tour booking to marketing to financial management. All of which served Killacky well when he made a leap to general manager of PepsiCo Summerfare, the (now-defunct) performing-arts festival at SUNY Purchase with a budget of nearly $2 million. Financially speaking, the next rung in Killacky’s ladder was a steep one: From ’86 to ’88, he was the program officer for the Pew Charitable Trusts, a nonprofit granting organization whose culture budget alone was some $23 million. Killacky’s role was to develop policies and guidelines for applications, as well as to evaluate proposals in the arts.


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ave you driven north on Route 30 or east on Route 25 lately? No? Then you haven’t seen the “Take Back Vermont” signs that are still up, a year after Vermont passed legislation legalizing same-sex marriage, and 10 years after the state created civil unions. Those signs still proclaim that being gay is not OK. Can you imagine what it’s like to be a young, queer person riding a school bus past that message every day? A queer Vermonter commuting to work? A recently hitched same-sex couple heading to a country B&B on their honeymoon? Legalizing same-sex marriage was a long-overdue, critical victory in the fight for gay rights. But I fear that many members of the queer community — the ones with financial, political and social means — see marriage as the end of the fight for a safe, fair and equal Vermont. To them, I would say: You, the adult queer with your chosen family, a job and home, may be better off, but I don’t think we are. Marriage doesn’t address the unresolved needs of the queer youth, trans people, single queers, gender-variant individuals, alternative family and relationship seekers, perceived-to-be-queer people, queer service members and their families, food, and housing-insecure queers, and many other subsectors of Vermont’s queer community. For example, the CDC’s 2009 Youth Risk Behavior Survey reports that queer

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students are still twice as likely as their heterosexual peers to be bullied in our public schools. A gay Vermonter in the military, if outed, can still be dishonorably discharged, stripped of medical coverage and denied the education he or she deserves through the GI Bill. My male friend who wears a pink bike helmet around Burlington regularly hears screams of “faggot!” from passing cars. My point is: Yay for gay marriage! But let’s not stop there. We can legislate social change all we want, but laws do not eliminate fear, hate, bias or bullying for any of us, especially those most in need. Those “Take Back Vermont” signs are proof. I guess I shouldn’t be surprised that many in the national and Vermont queer and allied communities see marriage as the last galvanizing cause. After 40 years, we now have a community with a generation that “missed” Stonewall, the AIDS crisis, and other visible fights for equity, inclusion and justice. How will young queer people learn about this movement and what it has taken to get us to marriage? Without a sense of this history, how can we expect to envision justice for all beyond marriage? Who is going to tell these stories? Where will they tell them? Right now, our history is being commercialized and packaged into a corporate fad. Remember how Gap made it cool to care about people dying of AIDS in Africa? Well, gay marriage looks like the next hip social cause. With celebrities taping their mouths over with “NO H8” in protest of California’s Proposition


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The mainstream is allowed to rage on with heteronormative media, policies and behaviors. When we show up, together, we are fiercer, stronger and more beautiful. In Vermont, we may no longer have a gay bar or a queer newspaper. We may not have a gay destination town. We may not have a Gay-Straight Alliance Club in every school. But we do have each other, and this is the core of what our community has always been about. We may not always get along, we may not always “get” each other, and some of us may not even be queer — but we are a family. A big, fierce, fabulous and flashy chosen family. So, support your family. Show up at Pride. Donate to one of the queer organizations that is helping to protect and support the community. Volunteer! Join a board, mentor a queer youth or march in Pride. Become a GSA advisor in your school or, as a parent or community member, advocate for one to start. Vote for politicians who are vocal allies. Check your workplace’s antidiscrimination polices and help update them to be inclusive of all queers. Use the word “queer” — go ahead, try it out, take it back. It is easy to mess with one queer. But five of us? Twenty? A hundred? A few thousand? In a state like Vermont, we need to be able to show our numbers — queer and allied alike. So, come find me. Let me find you. Let’s go to Pride this weekend. Let’s celebrate our lives, our love, our community. And after that, let’s keep it going. Someday, maybe those signs will finally come down. 

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8 gay- marriage ban and Pride, go-go boys sporting undies with “legalize gay” across their tight butts, I fear that the marriage movement is quickly becoming a fad. And what happens to fads? Maybe I will write about that on my LiveJournal or, better yet, write a song to post on MySpace. Marriage alone can’t bring us a vibrant queer community. Think about gay neighborhoods in bigger cities, or smaller destinations such as Provincetown. What is it that makes those places feel welcoming? It isn’t marriage — Massachusetts only just legalized that. It’s visibility. It’s queer people proudly displaying rainbow flags on their businesses and homes. It’s queer people walking hand in hand everywhere (not just down the main drag). It’s queer people gathering at gay bars, events and community centers to see each other and, more importantly, be seen. Visibility has an impact — the “Take Back Vermont” signs are proof of that, too. So many queers and allies came out to rally for the freedom to marry last year. Can you imagine what would happen if we all took on bullies together? Bring it! It takes all of us committing to each other to stay engaged in the fight for everyone else. All Vermonters, straight or queer, have the responsibility to make sure our schools are safe, that transfolk are not fired based on their identities and that all families are given the protections they deserve. We shouldn’t rest until every Vermont queer knows they are not the only one. Are you too busy? Are you too comfortable? Are you not an “activist”? Are you not into being visible? Visibility is how queer people have proven to the world that we’re not only here, but we deserve to be here. When we stop showing up, we lose ground.

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SEVEN DAYS: What exactly is Faerie Camp Destiny? ENDORA: Faerie Camp Destiny is the name of the Radical Faerie sanctuary in New England. And by sanctuary, what I mean is lands that are held aside as a place where queer people can come together outside the main culture and figure out who we are outside of that regular context. SD: How did it get its name? E: Well, when we were looking for a spot up here, we checked out a few houses.

SD: When did the Faerie movement begin? E: The Faerie movement began in the mid-1970s through groups meeting in certain urban areas like San Francisco. [They were] people who were interested in exploring spirituality and sexuality. At the same time, in New England, there was a magazine called RFD that tried to network gay men who had gone back to the land. They left urban society and moved to the country, but didn’t have any connections. Nineteen-seventy-nine was the first official gathering, in Arizona, and it was called by a man named Harry Hay. He is seen by many people as the founder of the Radical Faeries, but that’s very simplistic. He called the first gathering.

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eep in the woods at the junction of Grafton, Chester and Rockingham lies a sanctuary for Faeries. But these aren’t your average Tinkerbells. Many of these Faeries have beards, tattoos and piercings. Sometimes they dress in drag, and other times they wear nothing at all. They honor the earth and each other. And they love camp. Welcome to Faerie Camp Destiny, the Radical Faerie sanctuary of New England and one of 10 such refuges around the world. For the past 20 years, a group of Radical Faeries — typically gay men with a bent toward environmentalism and spirituality — has been slowly building a retreat on 166 acres that the consensus-based nonprofit owns in Windham County. The Faeries number about 50 core members, with roughly 200 more who participate less regularly and nearly 1000 on their mailing list. Recently they finished work on their kitchen — a straw-bale, timber-frame structure designed and built entirely by Faeries. Endora is one of them. (Members of Faerie communities have a strong tradition of naming themselves, and some never know each other’s real names.) He has been involved with the community since its inception and, because Faerie Camp Destiny has no appointed leader, Endora serves as the organization’s de facto spokesperson. When he’s not walking the sanctuary’s labyrinth or dancing around a fire, Endora, who lives in Lincoln, teaches comparative religion courses at a local college. He agreed to chat with Seven Days about the sanctuary, the role of Radical Faeries and what it means to go to camp.

SD: So the movement is intentionally leaderless? E: Yes, absolutely. There are no leaders. It’s anarchist in that way. We run everything by consensus, so any person has the ability to block a decision. What we try to do is listen so the whole group can go forward with a decision together. SD: That sounds hard. E: Yes, it’s hard, and yet we’ve bought 166 acres in Vermont together. We’re really committed to consensus as the way we make decisions. Partly because queer people have been marginalized in decision making for a long time.

The vanity plate of the real estate agent said DESTINY. So we started calling it Destiny, which was a little hokey for all of us. SD: So “camp” is a double entendre? E: Yes, for campy, queer stuff. Plus, we camp out. SD: Tell me, what is your definition of a Radical Faerie? E: Radical Faeries are notorious for refusing to be defined. I would say that Radical Faeries are predominantly gay men who want to figure out who they are in relation to each other and to the

earth. During the 1970s, right after Stonewall, the question was, What does it mean to be gay? Does it mean we are just like everybody else except for who we love? Or is there more to it? Is there a spiritual component to it? The Faeries started off as a way to explore that, more or less. Another thing that’s really key in the Radical Faeries is the connection to the earth. I think, for a lot of queer people, they’ve been told they’re unnatural at every level, so part of it is returning to nature and seeing who you are in nature when left to your own devices.

SD: How did Faerie Camp Destiny originate? E: Since the Faeries began, there’s always been a New England circle. In the late ’80s there came to be a desire to have our own sanctuary here. In 1993, we began the process. We found land down in southern Vermont that we could afford and that met our needs in terms of privacy and seclusion. We bought it in 1996, and we’ve been there ever since. SD: What will Faerie Camp Destiny look like when it’s finished? E: One hundred acres will be off limits, set aside for conservation. Then there’s a small parcel of 15 acres that is now a meadow with a kitchen in it. It will probably have a workshop and a few small cabins around it and some tent platforms. Eventually we want to have


Take a petroleum free vacation All ORTLIEB PANNIERS and RACKS, in stock, 20% OFF. five to six residents, or stewards, living there year round. SD: It seems like what you’re doing sort of bucks the stereotype of what a gay man is. Is that intentional? E: Well, some of it is intentional. I don’t think it’s against effeminacy, which is not a problem from our view. But the question is, if you come at it from more of a tribal or indigenous perspective, what is the role of queer folks on the land outside of urban environments? There’s a desire to not replicate bar culture or assimilation. Some of my favorite images from Faerie gatherings have been this really butch guy with a beard chopping wood, and he’s in a little miniskirt. So all these kinds of juxtapositions of unlikely things

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SD: What do you get out of being a Faerie? E: Well, it’s changed over the years. When I lived in the city, it was a great opportunity to get out in nature with other gay people and also have a sense of humor and camp and fun. I never wanted to go hiking with the L.L. Bean gay hiking club. But being out in the woods with a bunch of other sissies was great. And being out in nature when you lived in New York was great. But now that I live in nature all the time, it has different meaning. For me these days, a lot of it has to do with feeling like you’ve found your people. You’re with other people who share a love of the earth and embrace sexuality as a good thing, who share a deep suspicion of gender and the roles that society puts us in and who have a real sense of play about everything. Nothing is sacred, except maybe the earth. And even that you have to make fun of. There’s this real awareness that I have never seen anywhere else that something can be held as sacred and can still be totally held up to camp and parody and wit. m

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SD: Who are the Faeries in Vermont? E: It’s a wide circle. Destiny has a lot of Vermonters involved. It has a lot of “alternative lifestyle” people, meaning people who live in communal homes, or hippie types who are gay and don’t always feel fully included or visible in those communities. We also have a good many people who are urban, and this is their way to get out in the country and reconnect with nature. I think a lot of Faeries are queer people who are connected to the earth in some way, searching for some sense of spirituality, and yet feel the need to be self-determinative, autonomous beings, not buying into any kind of cult or dogma. What we think holds us together is getting to know each other as complete

SD: So what happens at Faerie camp Destiny? E: We have these weekend to weeklong gatherings. It’s the usual camping-outin-the-woods stuff. They aren’t scheduled, by and large. Among the things that happen are morning heart circles, which are circles where people speak what’s in their hearts. And we try to learn about what it means to be queer through that. It can go for hours. At night there’s usually fire circles with drumming and dancing. There are also rituals, which are not part of any particular tradition, but tend to be earth based and earth worshipping.

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And vivacious banter feels even more like tiresome prattle when the actors deliver it sitting or standing in place, because the director hasn’t given them anything to do. Perhaps Ouellette was preoccupied with his frenzied choreography for Madame Arcati (Agnes Cummings), who wriggles and flops around the large set like a migrating salmon. But when Cummings calmly arches an eyebrow or lowers her voice to toss off one of Arcati’s muddled metaphors, she proves how the preceding silly antics trade the character’s charm, and the actor’s talents, for cheap laughs. Sarah Carleton, as Ruth, delivers the weakest performance. Her accent sounds like a bad parody of Vivien Leigh

over the sofa. Silvery makeup accentuates Elvira’s ethereal glow. The shimmery layers of costume designer Rachel Kurland’s chic, pale-violet flapper dress also enhance her ghostly presence. But the most polished element on stage is Wahhab herself, who twinkles with confidence as she relishes Coward’s delicious bons mots. The wardrobe choices for other characters appear less inspired — atypical for the talented Kurland, who is the go-to costume designer for Vermont’s professional theaters. Carl Tallent’s set for the fussy, overstuffed living room features walnut furniture and a palette of deep rose and cream. Jeffrey E. Salzberg, as always, lights the stage well. Sound designer Joel Abbott CoURTESy oF BUFF LindAU

hen World War II began, Englishman Noël Coward (1899-1973) set aside his flourishing theatrical and musical career to serve his country by joining Britain’s Secret Service. Prime Minister Winston Churchill, however, knew that buoying up British morale, especially among civilians, was essential to the war effort. Britons faced the terror of nighttime German air raids and the ever-present threat of invasion. Churchill saw a higher calling for the playwright, composer and performer than carrying out intelligence work. “Go and sing to them when the guns are firing,” he commanded Coward. “That’s your job!” Shortly after Nazi bombs destroyed Coward’s own London digs, he penned the escapist comedy Blithe Spirit (1941). It took him just five days to write the three-act play, in which a medium muddles a man’s second marriage by mistakenly materializing his first wife’s ghost. Six weeks later, Coward directed the London premiere. His show struck a profound chord with his countrymen; the original West End run of 1997 performances outlasted the war 8v-CCTV072110.indd 1 7/19/10 10:43:50 AMitself. Sadly, the current production of Blithe Spirit at St. Michael’s Playhouse is neither blithe nor spirited. Director Thomas Ouellette almost makes the witty script into an interminable “Saturday Night Live” sketch. Only Audra Wahhab’s engaging turn as the spousal specter Elvira truly enlivens the evening. The action unfolds in the capacious living room of the Condomines. Novelist Charles invites quirky spiritualist Madame Arcati to conduct a séance. She’s unaware Participate in a Kids' Imagination Theatre, that he’s just studying her “tricks of the create and decorate a hula hoop, Make trade” for a future story. His wife, Ruth, art with seeds, watch a puppet show, and another couple join in the charade. But join in a veggie relay race, balloons, Charles gets a shock: The incantations unbubbles, and other fun stuff. expectedly summon Elvira’s chatty, catty $ ghost. Only Charles can see and hear her. 5 PER FAMILY, KIDS FREE! Confusion, consternation and ample hi180 INTERVALE ROAD, BURLINGTON, VT FOR MORE INFO VISIT WWW.INTERVALE.ORG larity ensue. Once Charles convinces Ruth that he hasn’t gone bonkers, the “astral bigamist” must mediate between bickering brides. Ruth fears that Elvira wants to bring Charles to the Other Side forever by killing him. Of course, nothing goes as planned — for anyone. Can Madame Arcati’s modest mastery of magic make things right? Ouellette’s mosh pit of clumsy directorial moves bruises Coward’s exquisitely told tale. Slapstick sight gags and cartoonish British accents deaden the airy appeal of the sophisticated repartee and slow the pace of an already-long show. The caricatured Brit-speak actually makes some of the dialogue difficult to understand.

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doing Scarlett O’Hara. This compounds Carleton’s problems in establishing Ruth’s likeability and chemistry with Charles. Since we don’t care about Ruth or her marriage, many scenes drag, and we root for Elvira. On opening night, Carleton also stumbled over lines several times. This is understandable for a nervous communitytheater amateur; for an Equity-Cardcarrying actor (and University of Vermont theater professor) in a professional production, not so much. Paul Joseph Bernardo’s portrayal of Charles suffers from the effects of Ouellette’s stilted direction and a stiff Ruth. Charles seems boring rather than boorish, dull instead of droll. Bernardo’s performance improves markedly, however, when Charles and Elvira spar. The “blithe” begins to come alive as he and Wahhab feed off the dialogue’s rhythm. Wahhab is absolutely luminescent portraying the pert, petulant poltergeist. Elvira’s impish inner nature radiates from Wahhab’s upturned eyes and playful smile. She moves like a lithe, leggy sprite, perching on chair backs and draping herself

conjures convincing effects, especially the scratchy gramophone playing Irving Berlin’s “Always” during Madame Arcati’s séances. “Always” is also Charles and Elvira’s love song. And it highlights the cheeky play’s incredibly poignant subtext. When Blithe Spirit opened in July 1941, World War II had already taken many British lives. Everyone knew that many more deaths were to come. Coward and his audience laughed together about summoning loved ones back from the Great Beyond. At the same time, they realized loss might drive many of them to share the fantasy that Berlin’s ballad underscores mournfully: I’ll be loving you / Always... / Not for just an hour, / Not for just a day, / Not for just a year, / But always. m Blithe Spirit, directed by Thomas ouellette, produced by St. Michael’s Playhouse. McCarthy Arts Center Theater, Colchester, July 21-24, Wednesday through Saturday at 8 p.m. and Saturday at 2 p.m. $29-35. info, 654-2281.


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Hai, where the French have ensconced their mademoiselles. Naive Nurse Nellie Forbush has fallen hard for Emile de Becque, a mysterious, middle-aged French planter. When Lt. Joseph Cable arrives to recruit Emile for a dangerous reconnaissance mission, the Frenchman initially declines because he’s finally found love. While Cable waits for Emile to reconsider, the young officer travels to Bali Hai and stumbles on love, too. Cultural differences and military demands complicate matters of the heart. Is a happy ending possible during wartime? The 1912 opera house has clarion acoustics, which allows LCP to present South Pacific without using any microphones or amplification. Even the female singers with lighter voices make themselves heard above the 12-piece orchestra. Kudos to music director and

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ocean of comic relief. Director Burnell casts a marvelously motley mix of mariners who sing and dance up a storm. As their burly, bare-chested leader, Luther Billis, Dan Martin uses commanding stage presence and spot-on comic timing to turn two numbers into raucous showstoppers. FREE B O O K S In “There Is Nothing Like a Dame,” Billis and the boys praise the finer points of the fairer sex using the least politically correct, most uproarious language. Hannah Johnson’s choreography for the macho men melds military drilling with Rockette-inspired moves. The hairy Wednesday, July 21st, 7:00 PM kick line is hilarious, surpassed only by Concert will be held at the Gazebo Martin’s priceless appearance in a blond at the Essex Shoppes & Cinema. wig, grass skirt and betassled, shellMORE CONCERT INFO: WWW.PHOENIXBOOKS.BIZ OR WWW.ESSEXSHOPPES.COM encrusted coconut bra for his Act II 21 Essex Way, Essex, VT | Located at VT-289 & RT-15 duet with Nellie. During “Honey Bun,” he gleefully shakes his hips — and beer belly — as the SeaBees hoot and harass 8v-EssexShoppes072110.indd 1 7/19/10 10:09:01 AM him from the audience. The show is rousing entertainment; two hours and 45 minutes pass swiftly, despite the heat. It also represents an amazing community effort. LCP’s program credits more than six dozen people in the cast, crew and orchestra, including elementary school kids, English teachers and engineers. Many wear multiple hats. Producer Patricia Jacob also plays percussion, and several actors helped build and paint scenic designer Rick Loya’s lovely sets. Designer and recent high school grad Sam Osborn gets credit for the lighting that wonderfully captures the tropical sun’s beachy brightness. The community-theater spirit of “let’s put on a show” rescued the opera house from disuse and disrepair back in 1952. The Lamoille County Players, who lease it from the town for a dollar a year, have become its stewards. To celebrate the building’s upcoming 100th anniversary, perhaps a capital campaign for air conditioning is in order? m

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conductor Kelly Daige for maintaining perfect balance between her vocal and instrumental forces. Abby Maurice nicely captures Nellie’s fresh-faced innocence. Frank Kehoe’s Emile is more shy than suave. The actor’s slight awkwardness on stage actually adds to his character’s appeal. The romantic leads pair especially well when singing. His rugged bass and her wholesome soprano show how their signature love song, “Some Enchanted Evening,” is also a poignant expression of their characters’ vulnerability. James Blanchard supplies plenty of suave and outstanding vocal chops, as Lt. Cable. In “Younger Than Springtime,” he beautifully conveys Cable’s youthful, giddy passion with a gorgeous, soaring tenor. Blanchard seamlessly blends acting into his vocal performance. Back on the beach, the randy, ragtag crew of sailors and SeaBees serves up an

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ichard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein II invented the modern American musical, a play in which storytelling drives the singing and dancing. Starting with Oklahoma! in 1943, the team collaborated on nearly a dozen shows, until lyricist Hammerstein’s death in 1960. Several have remained wildly popular since they debuted. When ownership of the musicals’ rights was sold last year, the duo hit number two on Forbes’ list of Top-Earning Dead Celebrities. They easily beat the combined 2009 paychecks of Michael Jackson, Elvis Presley, John Lennon and Jimi Hendrix. South Pacific (1949) embodies why the musicals of Rodgers and Hammerstein continue to appeal to thespians and theatergoers alike. An exotic backdrop frames an accessible story. Catchy songs express universal truths. There is nothing like a dame! And who doesn’t wish for an enchanted evening to find your true love? Even if you sometimes later need to wash that man right outta your hair. At the Hyde Park Opera House, the Lamoille County Players dive exuberantly into South Pacific. On opening night, the lack of air conditioning made it subtropically steamy inside. But the enthusiasm of director Dean Burnell’s 30-person cast never wilted. Highlights abound in LCP’s production: engaging singing; the live orchestra’s smooth, hearty sound; impressive scenic design, lighting and props. And Dan Martin’s lusty, laugh-out-loud funny performance as SeaBee Luther Billis makes a long drive from anywhere in Vermont worthwhile. The show is based on Tales of the South Pacific (1948), a Pulitzer-Prize-winning collection of short stories by U.S. Navy veteran James Michener, who served in the Solomon Islands during World War II. Hammerstein fused three Tales to create the musical’s characters and storyline. On a sleepy isle away from the fighting, nurses and navy men busy themselves with nonmartial pursuits: rehearsing the Thanksgiving show, falling in love. SeaBees and sailors are forbidden to date nurses, who are officers. Also off limits: boating to nearby Bali

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t his home on pastoral Gilead Brook Road in Bethel, Tom Bivins keeps pigs — two Tamworth and two Tamworth-Berkshire-cross piglets, to be exact. He expects to add four more piglets in the coming weeks, he says, tightening a screw on the house he’s building for the chicks added to his menagerie two weeks before. But Bivins, executive chef of the New England Culinary Institute, isn’t your average rustic homesteader. His yard boasts a wood-fired clay oven, its beehive-shaped doors salvaged from the historic Boston home next door to Paul Revere’s. His new chicks, Rhode Island reds and whites and a pair of fluffy black silkies, were a birthday gift from Bivins’ husband, Bennett Law. “At first I was like, ‘Oh, great,’” Bivins says, rolling his eyes. “But they’re a fun project.” The chicks did siphon his time away from another summer endeavor: building a smokehouse. Bivins was planning to bring NECI students over to help him make bacon from the piglets, which he will slaughter in November. Right now, though, he’s preoccupied with his chicken house. “Here’s the gay part: It had to match the house,” he jokes. It does. Perfectly. These days, most top chefs in Vermont adhere to a fairly strict localvore lifestyle, but few do it on the same level as Bivins. As president of the Vermont Fresh Network and faculty advisor to the Slow Food NECI Convivium, he has taken leaps in ensuring the sustainability of NECI’s academic programs. Local diners are likely to know him as the architect of the popular farm-to-table dinner menu at NECI’s Montpelier restaurant, Main Street Grill & Bar. Bivins graduated from NECI in 1990

and started working at Shelburne Farms just as the Vermont Fresh Network was being established. “I really fell in love with the idea of a working landscape,” he says. Bivins proceeded to bring that philosophy home and everywhere he worked. The Pitcher Inn and The Old Tavern at Grafton were stops before he returned to his alma mater as an instructor in 2003. And in 2002, when the couple got their civil union, Bivins moved into Law’s 1842 house and added “gentleman farmer” to his various culinary titles. Law, now vice president of transformation and web strategies at National Life in Montpelier, had already lived there for 23 years and was no slouch in the kitchen himself. Popular in the community for his annual community pig roast, Law brags about his butchering skills — he dispatches pigs with a vertical incision, he says, not the horizontal ones local farmers used before he came to town. Law says it was Bivins’ skills in the kitchen that seduced him. “Early on, after we first started going together,” he recalls, he opened up the fridge at LISTEN IN ON LOCAL FOODIES...

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“Bivins’ home in Warren and declared, ‘There’s nothing to eat in this house.’ There was a jar of mustard and some maraschino cherries.” But “somehow,” recalls Law, “he made an exquisite meal that night. It’s a gift he has.” For his part, Bivins says, he was just enthralled to have “the hot guy I’d been stalking for two years” at his home. Bivins first cooked for Law in 1997 at a Vermont People With AIDS Coalition event Law was hosting. He cooked at another of Law’s events, this one for Vermont CARES, before he worked up the guts to ask out his crush. Because of confusion with another chef named Tom, Law thought Bivins was a straight divorcé, but the mix-up was short lived.

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Last October, they were legally married, precisely seven years and six months after their civil union. By then, Bivins had hit his professional stride. In 2004, he became NECI’s executive chef — just a year after joining the faculty. Though he has no formal background in education, he says he’s always believed that part of being a good chef is passing one’s skills to others. In 2009, Bivins brought his expertise in homegrown cooking to Main Street Grill & Bar. When he introduced the farm-to-table dinner menu, he says, some longtime customers balked at the prospect of trading their fish and chips for market fish of the day with gnocchi, wild mushrooms, spring onions and nettle-butter sauce. But Bivins hopes to train diners to eat more creative fare and spend their dollars supporting local farms. His involvement with Slow Food led him to another brainstorm for the Main Street Grill: a menu of Mediterranean small plates that has been available in the downstairs lounge since last fall. Bivins says he fell in love with the “specific, piquant” foods that he sampled in and around Italy when he attended Slow Food’s Terra Madre summits there with the NECI delegation. His own diverse menu includes traditional tapas dishes, but also Middle-Eastern-style chicken wings, Italian gnocchi and a Provençal goat-cheese galette. To raise money to send NECI’s representatives — one chef and one student — to the Terra Madre conferences, which are known as the UN of sustainable food, Bivins and his students have concocted another creative dining option. Their series of monthly dinners at Chef’s Table, NECI’s private dining room, has already showcased the students’ savvy with pork and sustainable seafood. This Friday, they’ll serve vegan fare. A meat-free meal may seem like an odd project for a chef who says he finishes his pigs on hazelnuts for “a tannic flavor.” Not at all, says Bivins. He PRIDE IN PLACE

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It’s one thing to order a nice, foamy mug of draft beer, but ask a bartender what wines she has on tap and she’ll probably look at you like you’re nuts. Unless, that is, you’re hanging at thE alChEMIst PuB anD BrEwEry in Waterbury. Owners JEnnIFEr and John kIMMICh are the proud parents of what may be the state’s very first wine-tapping system, which runs on nitrogen instead of bubbleinducing CO2. The project was the inspiration of shElBurnE vInEyarD’s energetic “outreach and ideas” gal, MaCy MullICan. “I think [Shelburne Vineyard’s Lakeview White] is probably the first [kegged wine] in the state, and one of just a few in the country,” she boasts. Eco-friendliness was the rationale for putting wine in casks for local pubs. “It takes a lot of energy to recycle glass, so if we can just refill a keg, we’re saving Mother Earth,” says Mullican, who hopes that one day people

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will be able to fill their own jars at the vineyard, just like they do with “growlers” at microbreweries. But that’s a project for the future. Helping pubs tap the new tech “was an easier way to go get started,” Mullican says, “And they were so behind it at the Alchemist. It’s a really great partnership.”

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told us at the time, got a “heartwarming response.” But it wasn’t enough. In the first week of this month, Millon closed Restaurant Phoebe. A note on its website reads: “After great deliberation and exhausting any and all scenarios that would have allowed us to stay in our wonderful current location, the numbers just stopped adding up.” Calls to Millon weren’t returned by press time, but his note does hint at the restaurateur’s future plans — in the Queen City. “As we are in the stages of choosing the most suitable Burlington location,” writes Millon, “one that will accommodate our supper-club concept, details cannot yet be announced.”

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made a stop at a sInglE PEBBlE. The restaurant’s chef/owner, ChIuho Duval, could not be reached for comment. However, nIColE ravlIn, Bove’s PR person at PMg PuBlIC rElatIons, was able to confirm a few details. She says Duval, who replaced A Single Pebble founder stEvE Bogart, prepared his mock eel recipe at the request of none other than “Good Eats” host Alton Brown.

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It was a relIef not to have to serve my less-than-perfect dIshes to famed restaurateurs such as hubert Keller and eric ripert.

Inspired by the show to make every dish memorable, I found myself wasting less food and getting more creative. After some practice, I could even deftly cut a carrot into perfect, eighth-inch brunoise cubes. The week before my little self-competition, reveling in a couple of culinary triumphs — an heirloom-tomato and goatcheese salad garnished with crispy sage, and a satiny soup made with carrot tops and pea shoots — I boasted to anyone who would listen that watching “Top Chef” was making me a better cook. Then hubris ran away with me. To prove my point, I asked my coworkers to assign me culinary challenges and agreed to assemble a panel of judges to evaluate the results. I nixed some of the suggestions — such as cooking while tied to my husband, which sounded like a recipe for divorce — and settled on three favorites. In addition to preparing a rainbow-hued plate, I


for the breasts and thighs. They’d play a starring role in my cold picnic lunch. As soon as food writer Alice Levitt suggested a challenge based on kiddie lit, I thought of The Wind in the Willows by Kenneth Grahame. The story features anthropomorphized British animals who picnic and gallivant around the countryside. In a slightly macabre turn, they often dine on dishes made from creatures that might otherwise have been their woodland friends, such as hares and pheasants. Since the other challenges required making several hot dishes, a cold picnic seemed like the perfect counterpoint. I planned a sugar-snap pea and tomato salad

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with toasted hazelnuts and crème fraîche tarragon dressing, slices of tea-smoked chicken and spicy pickles, to acknowledge the influence of Indian flavors on English cuisine. For dessert there would be gooseberry “fool,” a simple dish made by blending homemade gooseberry jam with sweetened whipped cream. As I prepared the picnic for the “judges’ table,” I felt pleased with the food I’d produced. But would the panel be able to forgive me for the polenta? On score sheets where they rated the appearance and taste of each dish on a scale of one to five, two judges said the mush was “underseasoned.” Another criticized its “muddy colors.” Several others found it just so-so. Happily, aside from the mostly unpopular fruit fool, the picnic was more popular. “The chicken was incredible,” one judge wrote. “The flavor, texture and moisture content were perfect.” Said another: “The [snap-pea salad] was the best thing on the menu. I really loved the dressing, and the [hazelnuts] were a great addition.” But, even as I reveled in the praise, I knew I was about to have egg on my face

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again. I’d failed to meet the parameters of my final contest: Choose eight ingredients from a list of 10 that are commonly used in breakfast dishes and make a three-course dinner from them. Of the items fellow writer Lauren Ober had suggested, I chose to use eggs, sausage, raisin bran, sweetened yogurt, orange juice, fresh berries, potatoes and bacon. How do you work raisin bran into dinner? I did it by pulverizing the bran flakes in a blender with some toasted walnuts, adding melted butter and turning the mixture into a crust for quiche. I mixed up the custard, poured it over homemade sage-and-nutmeg sausage and sautéed chard, and popped the quiche in the oven with just 45 minutes until I had to meet the judges. Running out of time — up to my ears in bubbling polenta, with the quiche cooking and several condiments still to make — I realized my potato puffs with bacon lardons were never going to happen, meaning some of the required items would go unused. But my dessert — Liberté French Vanilla yogurt topped with blueberries and blood-orange syrup I’d made earlier — would be a snap. Just like the contestants on “Top Chef ” who fail to complete a challenge to the letter, I would stand behind the two dishes I did make. The quiche crust tasted good but wasn’t a hit with the judges — it was a little too hearty for the delicate custard. If I made it again, I’d fill it with something more robust, such as a pumpkin cheesecake. The yogurt with berries and bloodorange syrup got raves, though. “It is what it is,” I muttered to myself as I read the mixed reviews. I concluded that trying to do three challenges at the same time had been pretty silly. Had I been a real “Top Chef” contestant, the judges might have asked me to “pack my knives and go” because of my poor polenta, or for failing to produce potato puffs. It was a relief not to have to serve my less-than-perfect dishes to famed restaurateurs such as Hubert Keller and Eric Ripert. The judges I did have — one of whom confessed to eating mostly mozzarella sticks and chicken fingers, while another had a distaste for dairy products of any kind — were tough with their comments but generous with their scores. I ended up with an average rating of four out of five. In any case, I didn’t undertake these challenges in hopes of winning $100,000 and an article devoted to me in Food & Wine magazine. I wanted to test my own ingenuity and flexibility and invent recipes I might make again — and in that regard, I succeeded. Maybe someday I’ll be confident enough to take a stab at reality TV. In the meantime, if you’ve got a cooking challenge … bring it on! m 2v-GroundRound070710.indd 1

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REcIPES Because I created these dishes on the fly, with no time to mess around with teaspoons and timers, they specify few measurements or cooking times. Just make sure to taste everything as you cook, and adjust seasonings to fit your palate.

Quick Pickles 3 medium cucumbers Cider vinegar Sugar Salt Ground cinnamon Ground ginger Ground cardamom A pinch of ground cayenne pepper Slice cucumbers very thin — I used a Japanese mandolin. Unlike me, please use the guard. (I took off a bit of my fingertip.) put the cucumbers in an 8-inch square baking dish or something similar. In a medium saucepan, heat a couple cups of vinegar with the remaining ingredients until it reaches a rolling boil. I used a few tablespoons of sugar, perhaps a teaspoon of salt, and about a half-teaspoon each of cinnamon, ginger and cardamom. (You can swap these spices with pretty much any you like. Shallots or garlic would make a great addition.) pour the boiling mixture over the cucumbers and let sit until you are happy with the flavor. I left mine for about an hour and a half, and they were pretty spicy. Remove from brine and place in the refrigerator to chill.

Sugar-Snap Pea and Tomato Salad Hazelnuts Sugar-snap peas, washed, with tops and tails removed Cherry tomatoes, washed Crème fraîche (I use Vermont Butter & Cheese Creamery) Tarragon Champagne vinegar Salt pepper preheat the oven to 400 degrees F. Spread the hazelnuts on a sheet pan, toss in a little olive oil and salt, and toast in the oven until aromatic and light brown. place them, still hot, in a clean kitchen towel and rub to remove loose skin. (It’s OK if not all the skin comes off.) Slice each pea pod into three pieces on a diagonal and place in a salad bowl. Quarter the cherry tomatoes and add them to the mix. When the nuts are cool, place them in a plastic sandwich bag and run a rolling pin over them. They should be in halves or slightly smaller pieces. Add to the bowl. I used half the container of crème fraîche, about eight large tarragon leaves and a couple drizzles of Champagne vinegar to make the dressing. Salt to taste and add a few grinds of coarse black pepper. Add enough dressing to the bowl to coat the vegetables — you don’t want a puddle at the bottom — and serve.


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been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 3, 2010.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 9, 2010, Vermont Zen Center, Inc. and Randall and Delia Zamora Crosby, filed application #4C1099-2 for a Project generally described as: the subdivision of an 8.57-acre parcel into one 0.88-acre lot with an existing residence and one 1.68-acre lot with a driveway to be constructed. Remainder (~6 acres) of lot to be incorporated into existing 67-acre Zen Center lot. The Project is located on Thomas Road in the Town of Shelburne, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Shelburne Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 3, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 12th day of July 2010. By /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On July 8, 2010, James and Leslie Rowley filed application #4C0723-5A for a project generally described as The installation of a 30,000 gallon propane tank and related minor site improvements on a 1.5 acre lot (Lot #11) that currently houses previously-approved mini-storage units (LUP #4C0723-5). The project is located on Checkerberry Square in the Town of Milton, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Milton Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, August 6, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue

or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, August 6, 2010. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 9th day of July, 2010. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092

residential buildings with 15 dwelling units. The Project includes one right-of-way to be deeded to the Town, one common land lot (Lot 34) for the developed structures, and the remainder lot (Lot 32) to be retained for future development. The Project is located at the intersection of Farmall Drive and Hinesburg Road (VT Route 116) in the Town of Hinesburg, VT. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Hinesburg Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, July 30, 2010, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

On June 30, 2010, Milot Real Estate, LLC and David Lyman filed application # 4C1140-2 for a project generally described as

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The subdivision of Lot 32 of Creekside PRD (LUP #4C1140) into 12 separate parcels and the construction of one 11,550 sf Kinney Drug Store, three two-story office buildings (totaling 15,000 sf), and five

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to

the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 7th day of July, 2010. By /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state.vt.us NOTICE OF SALE According to the terms and conditions of a Judgment Order, Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale in the matter of FLAGSTAR BANK, F.S.B. V. SHERRY M. BARTON-LAFORCE, ET. AL., Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. S 1561-08 Cnc, foreclosing a certain mortgage given by Sherry M. Barton-LaForce and Richard C. Cassano to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., dated June 10, 2004 and recorded in Volume 116, Page 142, of the Westford Land Records, which Mortgage was assigned to Flagstar Bank, F.S.B. by assignment of record in Volume 140, Page 286, of the Westford land records, (the Mortgage), for the purpose of foreclosing the Mortgage for breach of the conditions of the Mortgage, the real estate with an E-911 address of 31 Audry Lane, Westford, Vermont (the Property) will be sold at public auction on August 3, 2010, at Noon, at the location of the Property. The Property to be sold is all and the same land and premises described in the Mortgage, and further described as follows: All and the same lands and premises conveyed by warranty deed of Michael John Corporation to Richard Cassano dated August 28, 2003 and of record in Volume 109, Page 442, et seq., of the Westford land records. Also being all and the same lands and premises conveyed by quit claim deed of Richard C. Cassano to Richard C. Cassano and Sherry M. BartonLaForce dated June 10, 2004 and of record in Volume 116, Page 140 of the Westford land records. The Property may be subject to easement, rights-of-way of record


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PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance

The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www.ci.burlington.vt.us/ planning . PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance PROPOSED ZA-11-02 Emergency Demolition Exemption Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. §4441 and §4444, notice is hereby given of a public hearing by the Burlington Planning Commission to hear comments on the following proposed amendments to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance. The public hearing will take place on Tuesday, August 10, 2010 beginning at 7:00pm in the Conference Room #12, City Hall Ground Floor, Burlington VT.

The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www.ci.burlington.vt.us/ planning . STATE OF SOUTH CAROLINA COUNTY OF SPARTANBURG IN THE FAMILY COURT NOTICE OF FILING SUMMONS AND COMPLAINT 2010-DR-42-1793 Robert G. Britanisky and Jennifer L. Britanisky, Plaintiff, v. Paul Lucey, Jr., Mark Britanisky, Susan Britanisky, and Robert Hutchison, Defendants. TO: THE DEFENDANT PAUL LUCEY, JR.: YOU WILL PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the original Summons and Complaint in this action is filed in the Office of the Clerk of Court for Spartanburg County, wherein Plaintiffs seek legal custody of John L. Hutchison. Kenneth C. Anthony, Jr. Attorney for Plaintiffs The Anthony Law Firm, P.A. P.O. Box 3565 Spartanburg, SC 29304 (864)582-2355 phone (864)583-9772 fax kanthony@anthonylaw. com

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1366-09 Cnc Nationstar Mortgage LLC, f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Michael J. Barrett, Holly Barrett and Occupants residing at 26 Cortland Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Nationstar Mortgage LLC, f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC to Michael J. Barrett dated January 19, 2006 and recorded in Volume 761, Page 187 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on August 12, 2010, at 26 Cortland Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A certain piece of land in South Burlington in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, described as follows; viz: Being a lot of land with all buildings thereon located on the northerly side of Cortland Avenue and being all of Lot No. 502 as laid out on a plan of Twin Orchards Park, Richard F. Hayden, Owner, 2nd Revision, dated November 1954 of record in Volume 11, Page 270 of said land records. Said lot has frontage and uniform width of 70 feet and a uniform depth of 108 feet. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and

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4t-buyahouse-cmyk.indd 1 I have been appointed a expenses of the sale. personal representative of the above named esOther terms to be antate. All creditors having nounced at the sale or claims against the esinquire at Lobe & Fortin, tate must present their 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. claims in writing within 306, South Burlington, 4 months of the date of VT 05403, 802 660the first publication of 9000. this notice. The claim must be presented to DATED at South Burlingme at the address listed ton, Vermont this 8th below with a copy filed day of July, 2010. with the register of the Probate Court. The claim Nationstar Mortgage will be forever barred if LLC, it is not presented as described above within the By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. four month deadline. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 Dated: 7/6/10 South Burlington, VT 05403 Signed: Lisa Kory Printed Name: Lisa Kory STATE OF VERMONT Address: 355 Cochran DISTRICT OF CHITTENRd. DEN, SS. Richmond, VT 05477 PROBATE COURT Telephone: 802-434DOCKET NO. 33323 4741 IN RE THE ESTATE OF Name of Publication: MARIANNE G. KORY Seven Days LATE OF So. Burlington, First Publication Date: VT 05403 7/21/2010 Second Publication Date: NOTICE TO CREDITORS 7/28/2010 To the creditors of the Address of Probate Court estate of MARIANNE G. Chittenden Probate KORY late of So. BurlingCourt ton, VT. P.O. Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1025-09 Cnc JPMC Specialty Mortgage, LLC, Plaintiff v. Michael G. Reeves and Occupants residing at 389 Richmond Road, Hinesburg, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by JPMC Specialty Mortgage, LLC to Michael G. Reeves dated March 27, 2006 and recorded in Volume 184, Page 385 of the Land Records of the Town of Hinesburg, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:30 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 389 Richmond Road, Hinesburg, Vermont all and singular the prem-

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To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Michael G. Reeves and Elizabeth J. Reeves by Warranty Deed of Thomas H. Brown and Carol A. Moran Brown dated September 26, 1986 and recorded in Volume 60 at Pages 1-2 of the Town of Hinesburg Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Hinesburg. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

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Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. § 4442 and §4444, notice is hereby given of a public hearing by the Burlington City Council

(3) The proposed amendments affect the following sections of the Comprehensive Development Ordinance: See references in #1 above.

(3) The proposed amendments affect the following sections of the Comprehensive Development Ordinance: See references in #1 above.

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(1) The purpose of the proposed amendment is to revise the City’s zoning regulations to: a) ZA-10-07b Pine and Flynn NMU Shared Use Parking District: a modification to Map 8.1.3-1 to include the new NMU district at the corner of Pine St. and Flynn Ave (established in CDO amendment ZA-10-07) in the Shared Use Parking District. (2) The proposed amendments in their entirety affect the City of Burlington as a whole.

(1) The purpose of the proposed amendments is to revise the City’s zoning regulations to: a) Exempt the emergency demolition of any building by order of the City Building Inspector from a requirement to obtain a zoning permit. (Modify Section 3.1.2 (c)7&8); (2) The proposed amendments in their entirety affect the City of Burlington as a whole.

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The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the Property at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the Mortgage, including the costs and expenses of sale.

Pursuant to the requirements of 24 V.S.A. § 4444(b):

Pursuant to the requirements of 24 V.S.A. § 4444(b):

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Terms of Sale: The Property will be sold to the highest bidder, who will pay $10,000.00 at sale in cash, certified, treasurer’s or cashier’s check made payable to Kohn Rath Blackwood & Danon, LLP Client Trustee Account (or by wire transfer, if arrangements for wire transfer are made in advance, confirmation of wire transfer is available before commencement of sale and bidder pays additional fees required for wire transfer) and will pay the balance of the highest bid price within thirty (30) days of the issuance of an Order of Confirmation by the Chittenden Superior Court. The successful bidder will be required to sign a Purchase Agreement and attached Vermont Lead Law Real Estate Transaction Disclosures. Copies of the Agreement and Disclosures are available by calling the telephone number below. If the successful bidder fails to complete the purchase of the Property as required by the Purchase Agreement, the $10,000.00 deposit will be forfeited to Plaintiff. The Property is sold “AS IS” and the successful bidder is required to purchase the Property whether or not the Property is in compliance with local, state or federal land use laws, regulations or permits. Title to the Property will be conveyed without warranties by Order of Confirmation. This sale is exempt from federal lead based hazards disclosure. 24 CFR Section 35.82.

to hear comments on the following proposed amendment to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance (CDO). The public hearing will take place on August 9, 2010 beginning at 7:00pm in Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 149 Church Street in Burlington, VT.

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Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010. JPMC Specialty Mortgage, LLC By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S574-09 Cnc HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Nomura Asset Acceptance Corporation Mortgage Pass Through Certificates, Series 2005-AR4, Plaintiff v. Heather A. Rice, Downtown 5, LLC, Patrick MacManaway a/k/a Patrick McManaway, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., As Nominee for Pinnacle Financial Corporation and Occupants residing at 24 Elm Terrace, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee for Nomura Asset Acceptance Corporation Mortgage Pass Through Certificates, Series 2005-AR4 to Heather A. Rice dated May 23, 2005 and recorded in Volume 917, Page 84 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:45 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 24 Elm Terrace, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Patrick MacManaway and Heather Rice by Warranty Deed of Stephen D. Pond and Betsy Jean Bradbury Pond, dated May 23, 2005 and to be recorded Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase

to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 2nd day of July, 2010. HSBC Bank USA, National Association, as Trustee By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0092-08 CnC National City Real Estate Services, LLC, s/b/m to National City Mortgage, Inc., f/k/a National City Mortgage Co., a division of National City Bank of Indiana, Plaintiff v. Randall A. Gaulin, Tanya N. Gaulin, Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC, Gabriel G. Handy, Individually and as Trustee Of the DDH-GSH Trust, and Occupants residing at 1 Peterson Terrace a/k/a 1-3 Peterson Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by National City Mortgage Co., a division of National City Bank of Indiana to Randall A. Gaulin dated January 23, 2006 and recorded in Volume 739, Page 741 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:15 A.M. on August 12, 2010, at 1 Peterson Terrace a/k/a 1-3 Peterson Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC. by Quit Claim Deed of Randy Gaulin and Tanya N. Gaulin dated January 26, 2005 of record at Book 695, Page 707 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 8th day of July, 2010. National City Real Estate Services, LLC, By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1166-09 Cnc The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, National Association fka The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A. as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee for RAMP 2005RS8, Plaintiff v. Diane K. Moffatt, Williston Eastview Estates Condominium Association, Inc. and Occupants residing at 257 Eastview Circle, Unit #76, Williston, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, National Association fka The Bank of New York Trust Company, N.A. as successor to JPMorgan Chase Bank N.A. as Trustee for RAMP 2005RS8 to Diane K. Moffatt dated July 29, 2005 and recorded in Volume 395, Page 560 of the Land Records of

the Town of Williston, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:45 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 257 Eastview Circle, Unit #76, Williston, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Diane K. Moffatt by Deed of July 24, 2005 and recorded August 3, 2005 in Volume 395 at Page 557 of the Town of Williston Land Records. Said lands and premises being more particularly described as follows: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Joachim H. Poetzsch and Heather M. Poetzsch by Warranty Deed of Colony Park Association dated April 14, 1986 of record at Book 76, Page 243 of the Town of Williston Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Williston. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010. The Bank of New York Mellon Trust Company, By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0074-08 CnC National City Mortgage Co., Plaintiff v. Randall Gaulin, Tanya Gaulin, Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC, Gabriel G. Handy, Individually and as Trustee of the DDH-GSH Trust And

Occupants residing at 46 Corrine Street, Winooski, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by National City Mortgage to Randall Gaulin dated January 23, 2006 and recorded in Volume 171, Page 171 of the Land Records of the Town of Winooski, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:00 P.M. on August 12, 2010, at 46 Corrine Street, Winooski, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Randall A. Gaulin and Tanya N. Gaulin by Quitclaim Deed of Yellow Dog Real Estate, LLC dated January 12, 2006 of record at Book 171, Page 169-170 of the City of Winooski Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Winooski. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 9th Day of July, 2010. National City Mortgage Co. By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0403-09 Cnc

Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Seth O. Nelson a/k/a Seth Nelson, State of Vermont Department of Taxes and Occupants residing at 36 Baker Lane, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Seth O. Nelson a/k/a Seth Nelson dated April 3, 2006 and recorded in Volume 329, Page 437 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:15 A.M. on August 4, 2010, at 36 Baker Lane, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Seth O. Nelson by Warranty Deed of Jared Wright and Naomi Wright dated April 3, 2006, and to be recorded in the Town of Milton Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0948-09 Cnc EverHome Mortgage Company, Plaintiff v. Alisha Cunha a/k/a Alisha S. Cunha, Executrix of the Estate of Nancy C. Cunha, Chittenden Trust Co. d/b/a Chittenden Bank and Occupants residing at 86 Hadley Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by EverHome Mortgage Company to Alisha Cunha a/k/a Alisha S. Cunha, Executrix of the Estate of Nancy C. Cunha dated November 17, 2005 and recorded in Volume 734, Page 274 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:15 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 86 Hadley Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed in Nancy C. Cunha by Warranty Deed of Alisha Cunha, dated September 13, 2002, of record in Volume 567, at Page 537 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010. EverHome Mortgage Company By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION Chittenden Unit Docket No. S1143-07 CnC Residential Funding Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Kathy L. Cote f/k/a Kathy Cote-Mahfiche And Occupants residing at 125 White Street, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Kathy L. Cote f/k/a Kathy CoteMahfiche dated May 26, 2006 and recorded in Volume 750, Page 464 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:15 A.M. on August 12, 2010, at 125 White Street, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kathy CoteMahfiche (now known as Kathy L. Cote) by Warranty Deed of Dennis Mercier and Sheri Mercier dated October 29, 1999 of record at Book 465, Page 55 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.


sevendaysvt.com/classifieds Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 6609000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 8th day of July, 2010. Residential Funding Company, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CIVIL DIVISION Chittenden Unit Docket No. S0962-09 Cnc Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Gary A. Garrow, Karen M. Adam, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. as nominee for SurePoint Lending abn First Residential Mortgage Network, Inc. and Occupants residing at 3536 Nashville Road, Bolton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 1st day of July, 2010. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. By: Corey J. Fortin, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Orleans Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S 457-09 CnC Keybank N.A., f/k/a Bank of Vermont, Plaintiff, v Randall E. Speer and Denise L. Speer, and Any Other Occupants of 33 Main Street, Milton, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Powers of Sale contained in certain Mortgage Deeds from Randall E. Speer and Denise L. Speer as follows: (1) Mortgage in favor of Bank of Vermont (n/k/a Keybank, N.A.) dated May 14, 1991 and recorded on May 23, 1991 in Volume 131, Pages 522-524; (2) Mortgage in favor of Keybank National Association dated April 29, 2002 and recorded on April 30, 2002 in Volume 240, Page 681; and, (3) Mortgage in favor of Keybank National Association dated July 22, 2005 and recorded on August 8, 2005 in Volume 318, Page 848 of the Town of Milton Land Records.

Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest.

“The above-described land or a portion is subject to an annual leasehold rent of 62 cents, being a portion of school lot #66, 2nd division of the original Town of Milton lots. “Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to RANDALL E. AND DENISE L. SPEER by Warranty Deed of GORDON A. and MARY V. BEAUPRE dated 3/13/84 and of record in Vollume [sic] 84, Page 11 of the Town of Milton Land Records. “This mortgage is subordinate to a first mortgage to Farmers Home Adminisration [sic], which mortgage is of record in the Land Records of the Town/City of MILTON. “Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned documents, the records thereof and the references therein contained, all in further aid of this description.”

The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, PO Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: July 21, 2010 July 28, 2010 August 4, 2010 The contents of storage unit(s) 01 -04912 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 29th of the month of July, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Buffy Huntington. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur. Please note this in not a public auction.

Please not this is not a public auction. The contents of storage unit(s) 01-04270 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 29th of the month of July, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Mims Lane. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur. Please not this is not a public auction. VEHICLES FOR HIRE Taxicab Licensing Introduced: 07/12/10 Action: adopted Date: 07/12/10 Published: 07/21/10 Effective: 08/11/10 That Chapter 30, Vehicles for Hire, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Sections 30-21, 30-23, 30-28, and 30-29 thereof to read as follows: Sec. 30-21. Application. (a) As written. (b) As written. (c) Application fee, criminal & motor vehicle record check fees required. Each applicant must pay an annual application fee of ten thirty dollars ($10.00 $30.00) at the time of application. If approved, such fee shall be applied to the required license fee set forth in section 30-23(a) Annually every applicant is subject to a complete criminal & motor vehicle record check pursuant to section 3022(b) of this article. The fees, as they are determined from time to time by the State of Vermont, for these record checks are separate fees and are the responsibility of the applicant. The fee for a Vermont Criminal Information Center criminal background check is currently $30 and the fee for a Vermont Motor Vehicle check is $16. If applicant has not

resided in Vermont for at least 5 years or the taxi licensing appeals board determines that there is reason to need a national record check for any applicant, a national record check shall be required to be obtained through the City and the applicant shall also be responsible for any fees associated with obtaining the national record check. Sec. 30-23. Issuance, form and duration. (a) Fee; photograph required. Once an application for a taxi driver license has been approved by the city, the licensing office shall issue a license to the applicant on payment of a fee of thirty-five seventy-five dollars ($35.00 $75.00). Applicants filing less than six (6) months prior to the license expiration date shall be required to pay one-half ( 1/2) the annual fee specified in this section. The applicant shall also have his or her photograph taken by the city prior to issuance of the license. (b) Form of license. As written. (c) Expiration; discount for early renewal. A taxi driver license shall expire annually on the first day of August. Applicants for renewals of licenses who file at least fifteen (15) business days prior to expiration shall receive a five dollar ($5.00) discount on the license fee. (d) Not transferable. As written. (e) Loss of license; duplicates. In case of the loss of a taxi driver license, the licensee shall forthwith notify the licensing office in writing, and the licensing office shall furnish such licensee with a duplicate license on receipt of five fifty dollars ($5.00 $50.00). Sec. 30-28. Standards for issuance. (a) through (c) As written. (d) Certificate of Insurance. The applicant must present a certificate of insurance for liability coverage with a responsible company authorized to do business in the State of Vermont for the payment of a minimum amount as follows:

Post & browse ads at your convenience. (1) For damages for and incident to death or injuries to persons: a. For each motor vehicle having a seating capacity of seven (7) passengers or less, an insurance policy with a minimum liability limit of one hundred thousand dollars ($100,000.00); b. For each motor vehicle having a seating capacity of eight (8) to twelve (12) passengers inclusive, an insurance policy with a minimum liability limit of two hundred fifty thousand dollars ($250,000.00); c. For each motor vehicle having a seating capacity of thirteen (13) to twenty (20) passengers inclusive, an insurance policy with a minimum liability limit of three hundred thousand dollars ($300,000.00); d. For each motor vehicle having a seating capacity of twenty-one (21) to thirty (30) passengers inclusive, an insurance policy with a minimum liability limit of three hundred fifty thousand dollars ($350,000.00); e. For each motor vehicle having a seating capacity exceeding thirty (30) passengers, an insurance policy with a minimum liability limit of four hundred thousand dollars ($400,000.00); (2) For damages for and incident to injury to or destruction of property; for each motor vehicle an insurance policy with a minimum liability of fifty thousand dollars ($50,000.00). 1. Each taxicab vehicle operating within the City shall be continuously insured under a commercial motor vehicle liability policy of insurance, issued by an insurance carrier duly authorized to do business in the State of Vermont, which provides minimum coverage in the amount of $500,000. 2. Every taxicab licensee shall provide to the Licensing Office a certificate of insurance designating the vehicle or vehicles covered and certifying that insurance in the amounts specified herein is in effect. Said certificate of insurance shall specify as an additional insured the City of Burlington, Vermont and that 30 days cancellation notice is required. The failure of any licensee to tender such certificate or maintain valid insurance for all vehicles owned, operating and licensed pursuant to this chapter shall be grounds for revocation or suspension of any and all taxicab license(s) as outlined in this Article.

3. No taxicab license shall be issued or renewed until a certificate of insurance certifying that the taxicab vehicle is insured as herein provided is provided to the Licensing Office. 4. Every taxicab licensee shall immediately notify the Licensing Office of the voluntary or involuntary cancellation of any certificate of insurance on licensed taxicabs. In addition to other prescribed penalties for violations of this Ordinance, failure to so notify the Licensing Office shall be grounds for revocation or suspension of the taxicab license. (e) Transfer of license. A taxicab license shall not be transferable to another vehicle unless such transfer has been specifically approved by the taxicab licensing board. Approval shall be granted if the following criteria are met: (1) The licensee surrenders his or her current ground transportation license, taxi and license card of a corresponding number to the licensing office; (2) The licensee pays a fee of thirty-five dollars ($35.00)($50.00) to the licensing office; (3) The new vehicle meets all licensing prerequisites of this chapter. Transfer of a taxicab license shall not extend the period of the license. Sec. 30-29. Issuance, duration. The taxicab license shall be valid for a period of one year and shall be issued upon payment of a forty dollars one hundred dollar ($40.00 $100) fee by the taxicab owner. This fee is to be paid by the owner of the vehicle to be licensed. * Material stricken out deleted. ** Material underlined added.

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The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 1:45 o’clock PM, on the 16th day of August, A.D. 2010, at the subject premises of 33 Main Street, Milton, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole.

“A lot of land, with all buildings thereon, located on the southerly side of Main Street in the Village of Milton and being more particularly described as follows: Commencing on the south side of Main Street at the northwest corner of land now or formerly owned by Gertrude Landon, Edward Landon, Margaret R. Kennedy and Elizabeth Kenndy [sic]; thence in a southerly direction along the westerly line of said LandonKennedy property to the northline of land now or formerly owned by H.H. Beeman; thence in a westerly direction along the northerly line of said Beeman’s property to a point located 45 feet easterly from land now or formerly owned by Asa Davis; thence northerly 56 feet in a line parallel with the southerly sideline of Main Street; thence northerly along the easterly side of property now or formerly owned by Mr. and Mrs. Lawrence Smith, in a line parallel with the east line of said David property to the southerly side of Main Street; thence easterly along the southerly side of Main Street to the point or place of beginning.

The contents of storage units(s) 01-04113 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 29th of the month of July, 2010 to satisfy the debt of Marie Clow. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

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To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Gray A. Garrow by Warranty Deed of Bailey F. Baker and Carole A. Baker dated July 31, 2002 and recorded on August 1, 2002 in Volume 57 at Page 575 of the Land records of the Town of Bolton.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

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By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. to Gary A. Garrow dated August 5, 2004 and recorded in Volume 285, Page 630 of the Land Records of the Town of Bolton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2:30 P.M. on August 4, 2010, at 3536 Nashville Road, Bolton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

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LEAD ENERGY ENGINEER EnSave, Inc., a Richmond, Vermont-based agricultural energy efficiency consulting firm, is hiring a Lead Energy Engineer for agricultural energy efficiency and pollution prevention projects. This position is responsible for overseeing our energy auditing work, researching agricultural technologies, seeking new opportunities for research work with a goal of bringing new technologies into mainstream programs, determining cost/ benefit ratios for program offerings, and assisting with other projects as needed. The Lead Energy Engineer directs and reviews the work of other engineers and analysts, and works closely with our program development and program operations teams. For a full job description, please visit http://www.ensave.com/job-opportunities.html.

Early Preschool Teaching Director.

Candidate should possess a minimum of a CDA; an AA, BA, BS in ECE preferred. Salary range based on experience and education. We offer competitive salary, paid vacation, personal time and holidays. Health benefits are possible. If you are interested in working in a small team environment where children and teachers are respected for their individuality and learning styles, please contact me for more info and a tour of our program.

Salary commensurate with experience. Benefits include, health, dental, life insurance, paid vacation and holidays, Simple IRA. Send resume and cover letter to Bruce Jones, brucej@ensave.com.

Town Manager, Hardwick

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Lodge at Shelburne Bay some experience preferred, but not necessary. positive attitude, friendly, customer service skills a must! apply in person to: 185 pine Haven shores rd., shelburne, VT 05482. 3:03:34 PM Job offer contingent on clean criminal background and adult abuse registry checks.

Requirements: • Outstanding leadership, communication and financial management skills. • The ability to manage both union and nonunion employees. • Knowledge of the operation of Vermont municipal government, the duties of municipal officials, and of state and federal laws that affect municipalities. • Bachelor’s degree (master’s degree and/or previous experience in rural municipal government, with an emphasis on grant writing and project planning, preferred). Hiring range is $50,000 to $65,000. To apply, please send a confidential cover letter, resume and three references to: Hardwick Town Manager Search, c/o VLCT, 89 Main St., Suite 4, Montpelier, VT 05602-2948. You may also email eharrington@vlct.org with Hardwick in the subject line. Resume review will begin on August 23, 2010.

Resume Deadline: July 30, 2010

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Would you like to help elders and persons with disabilities? HomeShare Vermont is looking for a Homesharing & Outreach Assistant starting September 20 and completing 1700 hours of service by August 19, 2011. This position will help with outreach, developing written materials and providing direct services toIntellectual clients. It requires BA orseeks comparable STARKSBORO: seniora man life and work experience, andprovide strong computer writing full-time live-in helper to cooking,and light Independent elderly woman in Burlington seeks skills. Reliable vehicle, driver’s license, proof of insurance housekeeping and transportation. Beautiful location, and good driving recordto required. Compensation includes responsible person share her home in salary and private room provided. Great for a a $13,702 living allowance with and basic health insurance. exchange for assisting occasional errands lover the outdoors. Interview, refs, criminal Onceof the service is completed, the member also earns a and companionship. background check required. Must to have valid $4,725 AmeriCorps Education Award cover student loans or future tuition driver’s license and own vehicle. EOE . Call HomeShare Vermont costs. Contact HomeShare Vermont for at (802) 863-0274 or visit Call to find out more! an 863-0274 application packet at 802-863-5625 www.HomeShareVermont.org or at home@sover.net. EOE. www.homesharevermont.org

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The town of Hardwick, in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom, seeks a positive, energetic, collaborative and dynamic individual to serve as its chief administrative officer. Hardwick (pop. 3,174) is located at the junctions of Vermont Routes 14, 15 and 16 in Caledonia County. Hardwick is in an exciting phase of growing local business and keeping pace with evolving technology and theories of sustainability that insures the town’s strong community values, culture and character. For more information, visit www.hardwickvtarea.com.

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This full-time position offers excellent benefits, including medical, dental, retirement, long-term disability, life insurance and generous, flexible paid time off.

Please call 802-879-2811 or email juliebrigante@yahoo.com for more information.

Position requirements include a bachelor’s degree in mechanical, electircal or agricultural engineering, a Professional Engineering license, expertise with MS Excel, and effective analytical and problem-solving skills. A technical background in energy consulting, energy management, and/or agricultural systems, along with a CEM are highly desirable. Some T w o pa r T - T1 i m e 2v-EarlyYears-060910.indd travel will be required.

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Vermont Adult Learning, a nonprofit, statewide provider of adult education and literacy services, seeks a collaborative leader to manage the Learning Works Center located in Rutland ,VT.

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HAIR STYLIST/NAIL TECHS SEASONAL FRONT DESK AGENTS & BELL MALE LOCKER ROOM ATTENDANT, FT SPA RECEPTIONIST, FT LINE COOKS, FT AM & PM Email resume to robc@vtculinaryresort.com, or fill out an application in person. 70 Essex Way, Essex, VT. No phone calls, please.

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RECREATION DIRECTOR - The Town of Bristol is seeking a full-time Director for its Recreation Department. This is a full-service recreation department providing full programming for all age groups and assisting with maintenance and operations of various recreation facilities. Required ability to work well with people, manage budgets, coordinate programs and grants. Recreation experience/education and grant writing skills are preferred. Schedule often requires working evenings and weekends. Salary commensurate with experience. Full benefits package. Please contact Town Administrator Bill Bryant at 453-2410 for more information. Resumes may be sent to PO Box 249, Bristol VT 05443, or emailed to wbryant@madriver.com. Position will be open until filled with a first cut of resumes to be made on August 2, 2010. E.O.E.

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Manager of Co-op Deli

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Director of Marketing and Communications

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Oversees all group fitness and personal training programs for the Burlington and Winooski Ys. Supervises the scheduling, programming, administrative and staff responsibilities associated with the programs. BA/BS in exercise science, physical education or a related field and five years of experience in group fitness and personal training, including successful program administration. The ability to motivate, coach and instruct others in a positive manner. Strong administrative and supervisory skills, including the ability to recruit, train and evaluate part-time instructors and trainers. The ability to create, market and evaluate fitness programs. Certification in group exercise and personal training by a YMCA, AFAA or similar organization, as well as CPR and first aid. If interested, please email a resume and cover letter to gvassar@gbymca.org by July 30. We are an e qual o pp o r tunit y e mploye r and prov ide r.

Community College of Vermont seeks a creative and strategic leader to serve as the statewide Director of Marketing 3v-MiddleburyNat-063010.indd 1 6/28/10 4t-ymca-072110.indd 1 7/19/10 2:18:07 PM Champlain Valley Oral6:24:23 & PM and Communications to provide vision, leadership, and Maxillofacial Surgery administrative oversight for marketing, communications, public relations, the institutional websites, and portal, new media and print publications. Responsible for crafting and establishing CCV’s brand presence throughout Vermont to Full time, 37.5 hours/week, VSC-UP PAT Bargaining Unit support recruitment, student success and the public image Billing & Reimbursement of the College. Oversees the College’s graphic identity and Analyst its application to online environments, printed materials, Medical/Dental Johnson State College’s Academic Support Services Department signage and other media. Develops and implements dynamic is seeking a full-time Learning Specialist to provide specialized Full-time position available integrated communications for CCV to help recruit students support for eligible students with disabilities. Applicants must have in busy outpatient surgery who can benefit from CCV’s programs and services. practice. Ideal candidate: a master’s degree in education, special education or counseling, Promotes core CCV values of student access, success and two to four years experience diversity. plus 3 years of relevant experience. billing medical and/

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Has a strong interest in innovation and prefers working in a collaborative environment. The successful candidate will share CCV’s conviction that education enriches lives and strengthens Vermont communities. Master’s degree required, plus a minimum of 5 years professional experience in marketing or media relations required. Previous marketing experience in higher education or nonprofit organizations highly desirable. Periodic statewide travel is required. A full posting and application instructions are available at www.ccv.edu/about/jobs. Application review begins August 2, 2010. CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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or dental insurance for outpatient services, keen eye for details, ability to juggle multiple priorities/ discuss fees with insurance carriers and patients, ability to research reimbursement issues, and ability to work with a team to deliver excellent service to patients. Knowledge of CPT/CDT and/or ICD-9 coding required. Send resume to: CVOMS, ATTN: Practice Manager, 118 Tilley Drive, Suite 102 South Burlington, VT 05403 No phone calls, please.

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Initial screening of applications will occur August 1, after which the position will remain open until filled. Send a completed JSC job application at www.jsc.edu/employment), resume and cover letter to: Susan.Rothschild@jsc.edu OR mail to Human Resources Office, Learning Specialist, Johnson State College, 337 College Hill, Johnson, VT 05656-9898. Final offer of employment is subject to a fingerprint-supported criminal background check. JSC strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other underrepresented backgrounds. JSC is an Equal Opportunity Employer and a member of the Vermont State Colleges system. In compliance with ADA requirements, will make reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant.

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BIOMEDICAL IMAGING SPECIALIST— STAFF SCIENTIST

Bi-State Primary Care Association is a nonprofit membership organization whose mission is to foster the delivery of primary and preventative health services to the people of Vermont and New Hampshire with special emphasis on the medically underserved.

Brief description: Design and develop software solutions for biomedical research. Minimum qualifications: PhD in computer science, computer systems engineering, electrical engineering or related field.

VHCB AmeriCorps A National Service Program of the Vermont Housing & Conservation Board

Learn new skills, build your resumé and serve your community! Organizations are now accepting applications for 26 positions beginning in September 2010.

The Vermont Rural Health Alliance, a program of Bi-State Primary Reply to: MBF Bioscience, 185 Care Association, has been funded by the American Recovery and Allen Brook Lane, Suite 101, Reinvestment Act to implement a Health Information Technology Project Williston, VT 05495, or email on behalf of Vermont’s Federally Qualified Health Centers to ensure that careers@mbfbioscience.com. or call 802 data in health center electronic health records is structured, reliable, and complete and that their electronic health records are connected to Vermont’s Health Information Exchange Network and Clinical Data Repository. This two-year project will enable the health centers to 2v-MBFBio-072110.indd 1 7/19/10 11:30:22 4t-VtHousingConserv072110.indd AM 1 “Reaching out from the heart conduct quality improvement activities and will ensure their maximum participation in state and federal health care reform opportunities, to those in need.” including a role in the forefront of the statewide expansion of the Vermont Blueprint for Health.

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Bi-State Primary Care Association is hiring a HIT PROJECT MANAGER to implement the Health Information Technology Project. Responsibilities include but are not limited to managing and implementing the project work plan, day-to-day activities and budgets; facilitating health center participation at all levels; managing internal and external relationships with the VRHA member community health centers, the Vermont Blueprint for Health and Vermont’s Regional HIT Extension Center; and developing additional network HIT/ HIE and data-related services. The position requires some in-state travel, and a valid Vermont or New Hampshire driver’s license is necessary. The HIT Project Manager will supervise up to two staff as well as multiple contractor and vendor relationships. Three to five years project management experience, a strong knowledge of HIT/ HIE and an understanding of the Vermont health care environment are preferred. The successful applicant will thrive in a team-based office surrounded by innovative thinkers. Bi-State Primary Care Association is hiring a CLINICAL QUALITY IMPROVEMENT COORDINATOR to join the project team in implementing the Health Information Technology Project. Responsibilities include but are not limited to coaching health center clinical providers in work-flow redesign to ensure data integrity in electronic health records; analyzing network-level patient data to identify areas of excellence; and leading health centers in quality improvement initiatives. The position requires in-state travel, and a valid Vermont or New Hampshire driver’s license is necessary. A strong knowledge of quality-improvement methodologies and an understanding of the Vermont health care environment, including the role of health information technology/exchange within the Blueprint for Health, are preferred. Current clinical licensure with three to five years clinical experience is also preferred. The successful applicant will thrive in a team-based office surrounded by innovative thinkers. Interested candidates may send cover letter, including salary requirements and resume, via email to employment@bistatepca.org, or mail to Bi-State Primary Care Association, Attn: HR, 3 South St., Concord, NH 03301. Salary requirements must be included to be considered. No telephone calls ,please.

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Activities Coordinator St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home,

City of Saint Albans, VT

Administrative Coordinator

Burlington, Vt.

St. Joseph’s Level III Residential Care Home is seeking to hire an experienced individual who can perform the role of Activities Coordinator. The Activities Coordinator is responsible for the planning and implementation of daily activities composed of recreational, educational, social and religious programs. The right candidate will have experience with care planning and documentation according to Residential Care requirements. The position necessitates a high level of care and compassion; a high level of communication; and strong organizational skills. The candidate must have a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the home. If interested please send resumes to danderson@vermontcatholic.org.

City Manager’s Office The City of Saint Albans seeks an Administrative Coordinator in the City Manager’s Office. This position provides administrative support to the Mayor, City Manager, and Director of Finance and Administration and serves as a critical communications link in City Hall operations. Superior communication skills, ability to multitask, and attention to detail required. Commitment to public service and enthusiastic attitude essential. A full job description is available at www.stalbansvt. com. Expected hiring range is $30,000 - $35,000. To apply, send cover letter and resume to Peg Strait, Director of Finance and Administration at p.strait@stalbansvt.com. Resume review will begin August 2, 2010.

Main Street Manager The City of Saint Albans seeks an enthusiastic, well-organized professional to lead the city’s downtown revitalization efforts. The city has adopted the National Main Street Center’s four-point approach to downtown vitality and committed the funds to ensure sustainable staffing. We now seek a talented professional to implement the program. Saint Albans (pop. 7,500) has recently completed a Master Plan for Downtown Redevelopment and is implementing the plan with a new streetscape, a building façade program and increased collaboration with the merchants in the central business district. Competitive salary and benefits commensurate with qualifications. A full job description is available at www.stalbansvt.com. To apply, send a cover letter and resume to Peg Strait at p.strait@stalbansvt.com. Resume review will begin August 9, 2010. EOE.

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AmeriCorps Shelter Staff / Childcare Specialist COTS currently has full-time, part-time and on-call openings for Shelter Staff. Additionally, we are recruiting for an AmeriCorps Children’s Program Specialist. The AmeriCorps Children’s Program Specialist works closely with parents, shelter staff, case managers, schools and other local agencies to address the unique needs of children living in shelter. Shelter Staff responsibilities include maintaining a safe and supportive environment while building trusting relationships with individuals transitioning from homelessness to housing. The ability to work independently and as well as part of a committed team is necessary, and the willingness and flexibility to cover overnight and weekend shifts are a must. Strong communication and crisis-management skills are a must. Experience working in homeless direct service preferred. On-call shelter staff provide coverage overnights and weekends. Flexibility and the ability to be available on short notice are key. Please, no phone calls; electronic applications preferred. Positions are open until filled. EOE. Send cover letter and resume to:

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HOSPITALITY HOSPITALITY Maintenance/ NightNight Maintenance/ Shuttle Driver Shuttle Driver Seeking a responsible individual with a valid driver’s Seeking a responsible individual license and great customer with a valid driver’s license and service skills for great customer service skills for 2nd shift. 2nd and 3rd shift. may e-mail your résuméto: YouYou may email your resumé to:timt@innvermont.com timt@innvermont.com.

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Part-time instructor needed for the fall semester, Fridays, 12:30-3:30, September 10 through December 17, at CCV in Winooski to teach:

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needed 30 hours a week, M-F, for Essex Junction woman. Resposibilities include daily house cleaning, meal prep, some personal care , dr.'s appointments, grocery shopping. I have an asseccible van. I am looking for a responsible, fun and organized person to spend some upbeat days with. If interested please contact me by email at connie_goode@comcast.net.

Documented completion of an accredited massage program and national certification required. Master's degree preferred. Send cover letter and resume to: Amer Mujezinovic, Assistant Site Office Manager Community College of Vermont 1 Abenaki Way, Winooski, VT 05404 Amer.Mujezinovic@ccv.edu Email if desired. CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other underrepresented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements, and will make reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant.

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We’re seeking an Assistant Grocery Buyer to join our team. This position is responsible for purchasing items in our grocery department in the absence of our Buyer(s). Responsibilities include ordering products, stocking shelves and displays, organizing and consolidating the department, and occasionally merchandising. Qualified candidates must have at least two years of stocking experience and one year of grocery retail-buying or related experience. Candidates must also have the ability to work a flexible schedule, including nights and weekends, and the ability to regularly lift 50-80 lbs. We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts, and much more! We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. Apply online at www.citymarket.coop.

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Statewide nonprofit training organization seeks an individual to fill a trainee staff position in its Burlington, VT office and a trainee staff position for its Rutland, VT, office Must be peopleoriented, a Vermont resident, age 55+, unemployed, and meet low-income guidelines. This person will recruit, interview, assess, and enroll participants into the program; provide peer counseling; assist in career planning; help secure financial aid for job training; provide training and job information; and provide participant follow-up. Must have excellent computer and telephone skills.

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Intensive School Supports Program Interventionist: To provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder/Emotional Behavioral Disability. Bachelors degree, preferably in education or human services field. This is a 37.5 hour per week benefit eligible position. Child and Family Outpatient Clinician: Individual, family and group treatment. Some case management and community work involved. Team approach. Master’s degree (MSW, LCMHC or Psychology) and Vermont licensure required. Substance abuse credentialing preferred. This is a 37.5 hour per week benefit eligible position.

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A personable, humorous, intelligent gentleman is looking for an individual to share his home in Winooski. He enjoys movies, traveling and good, clean fun. The ideal candidate will help support him with his social life, accessing the community and all activities of daily living. If you are interested in learning more or applying for this opportunity, please contact Al Frugoli at afrugoli@ccs-vt.org or 802-655-0511 x108. EOE.

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OPERATIONS AND MAINTENANCE DIRECTOR WASHINGTON WEST SUPERVISORY UNION Washington West Supervisory Union is seeking a full-time Operations and Maintenance Director. This person will be expected to effectively plan, organize, manage, maintain and oversee safe, clean, aesthetically pleasing, functional, energy-efficient and environmentally conscious facilities and grounds throughout WWSU. During fiscal year 2011, the person will be assigned to Harwood Union High School. It is anticipated that the Operations and Maintenance Director will serve additional school districts in future years. Qualifications include: High school education plus 8-10 years of relevant experience and knowledge in building maintenance, electrical, plumbing, carpentry, mechanical, HVAC, custodial functions, equipment, security and building safety codes; Vermont water operator’s license (or ability to become certified within two years); valid driver’s license with clean driving record and reliable vehicle; computer skills including Microsoft Word, Excel, and PowerPoint; ability to work a flexible schedule as needed. A copy of the job description is available by calling Laura Titus at (802) 496-2272, ext. 111. Applicants must submit a letter of interest, resume and three current letters of reference to: Michelle Baker, Business Manager Washington West Supervisory Union 1673 Main St., Suite A Waitsfield, VT 05673 Applicants may also apply online through www.schoolspring.com. Application deadline: July 23, 2010 EOE

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Wake Robin, Vermont’s premiere continuing care retirement community, seeks experiencedLicensedNursing Assistants. Staff at Wake Robin work in dynamic VCCVS, Attn. RU Manager residential and long-term58 S. Main St., Suite 1 care environments dedicated Waterbury, VT 05676-1599. to providing high-quality, No emails or phone calls. Application deadline is 7/30/10. resident-centered care. Wake Robin offers an excellent 4t-Vtcentercrime-072110.indd 1 7/19/10 3:07:34 PM compensation and benefits Help Vermonters pursue their education goals! package and an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a VSAC is looking for a Network Systems Administrator to manage systems supportivecommunitysetting. infrastructure projects; provide day-to-day network server administration Candidates must be licensed and maintenance tasks for the file server, Exchange server, network printing, to practice in the state of Internet access, connectivity to AS/400 via TCP/IP, Windows 2000/2003 server and Windows-based third party applications; support remote users, and Cisco Vermont. All health care staff routers and switches. Must develop effective use of outside vendors; evaluate are responsible for rotating products and services; create bid lists and subsequent purchase orders; and weekend shifts. Interested provide on-call support on a regular rotating basis. candidates please email Demonstrated experience administering a Windows Active Directory domain, hr@wakerobin.com or fax strong project management experience and the ability to work in a team your resume with cover letter environment. Technical proficiency with Microsoft Windows 2000/2003 Server, to HR, (802) 264-5146. EOE Exchange 2003, Windows XP workstation, Cisco Routing/Switching and ASA

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SD: Then why bother with someone of Rubin’s caliber? How did he advance your music? EH: The advancement came on a level of crystallizing the craft of songs. That’s what I was mostly excited about. Rick came out and loud and clearly said, “Yo, listen up, everybody. The strength of Gogol Bordello is not that they’re wild guys from Eastern Europe. Or that they are exotic. The strength of Gogol Bordello is not their live show. The strength of Gogol Bordello is the art and craft of songwriting, which is epic. And that’s what we’re going to put forward on this album.” SD: High praise. EH: That was my main interest. Over-

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“To inaccurately paraphrase Gregory Corso, we play music to seduce women and overthrow the capitalist system!” Such is the opening salvo, and de facto mission statement, of freewheeling “mad artists collective” Vermont Joy Parade. Or so emphatically states the introductory track to their debut album, Kicking Sawdust. A cousin of Burlington’s famed Spielpalast Cabaret, VJP present a similarly unwieldy and unhinged theatrical spectacle, albeit on a far less grandiose scale. The curtain rises on a rousing rendition of Sam Theard’s hothouse classic “You Rascal You,” made famous by Django Reinhardt, Cab Calloway and a host of others. Captain Bennypants (aka Benjamin Strosberg), Duke Airplane (Galen Peria) and M. Blitzkrieg (Devin Robinson) take turns rendering the song’s ghoulish lyrics with increasing fervor. Meanwhile, a mad chorus of disembodied voices echoes each titular refrain. The collection balances dusty traditionals, standards and originals penned by various members of the ensemble. Not including Robinson’s intro track, the first such number is Anna Pardenik’s “Baby, What You Doin’ to Me.” Pardenik (aka Fanny Ardeno) embodies VJP’s timeless aura, lustily crooning like a latter-day Dinah Washington while Ben Aleshire (Jowls Endwell) flits dizzily on the trumpet. The duo proves a powerful combination later on “Deep Well,” as a scatting Pardenik mimics Aleshire’s baleful, muted moans — or perhaps it’s the other way around? Each of VJP’s songwriters brings something distinct to the ensemble. Strosberg’s “Ferrisburgh” is a loose and clever cautionary tale about, well, moving to Ferrisburgh. Peria takes a cheekily menacing turn on the cacophonous “Song of Myself.” The two combine forces on the boozy, late-night, spoken-word benediction, “Enter Henry James.” But Pardenik’s material shines most brightly and most often, particularly on “Train Song,” which opens Side B (if you’re listening on vinyl). An easy shuffle courtesy of drummer Dan Fancher (Jiggs Endswell) propels Strosberg’s rolling banjo, as Aleshire’s airy bleats and Peria’s curling accordion trail behind in wispy plumes.

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I’m often asked what I listen to “personally,” since I spend so much time listening to music “professionally,” or at least from a critical viewpoint. It’s a fair question — and a fun one. I don’t always get to write about the music I listen to recreationally, since I’m (relatively) bound by the restraints set by 7D’s stated bailiwick as “Vermont’s Independent Voice.” (Point of order: That doesn’t mean I don’t listen to local music recreationally, jackals. But man cannot live on lendWay alone.) Recently, a number of readers have suggested I include a small snippet at the end of each column listing some of the bands I dug into during that week, presumably so they could gain insight into the inspiration for my brilliant prose. Or, more likely, just because they’re looking for some new music suggestions. Either way, I thought it was a cool idea. So we’re gonna give it ago for a few weeks and see if it sticks. But first, a few ground rules: 1. These are presented with personal biases fully intact. 2. They are not necessarily new or timely bands or albums, rather just what I happened to listen to, and like, in a given week. 3. I’m not going to include any critical insight or description. If you’re interested in hearing something, you do the legwork — by which I mean, Google them yourdamnself. 4. The lead-in for this will be waaaay shorter next week. And with that, here’s a sampling of what was on my iPod, turntable, CD player, 8-track player, etc. this week. • Jeremy messersmith, The Reluctant Graveyard • Wavves, King of the Beach • mitch hedBerG, Mitch All Together • mayer haWthorne, A Strange Arrangement • the morninG Benders, Grain of Salt EP • the zomBies, The Original Studio Recordings • James carr, You Got My Mind Messed Up m

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Like I needed another reason to not go to Florida. Last week, I received an interesting email from local accordionist extraordinaire david symons. For the unfamiliar, Symons was once part of late, great, local Balkan badasses Black sea Quartet. Among other pursuits — such as protesting the Gaza blockade in Palestine in person — he currently helms local klezhobo outfit inner Fire district. [Big Honkin’ Disclaimer: My little brother, tyler Bolles, is IFD’s bassist.] Recently, IFD were featured on a compilation called Klezmer Musicians Against the Wall, a protest of the aforementioned blockade between Israel and Palestine. The comp features 14 klezmer acts from around the world joining together in musical solidarity to address one of the day’s most unfortunate and divisive global political issues. Hunky-dory, right? But as it turns out, not everyone sees the project as so innocuous. Like, for example, people who support Israel. According to Symons’ missive, “Shalom South Florida,” the state’s most widely listened-to Jewish radio show, has refused to play the comp. That’s not particularly shocking or upsetting; generally speaking, Jewish communities tend to side with Israel on this particular issue. But what is surprising, and at least a little unsettling, is that the show has gone a step further and blacklisted all of the artists — some of the finest, more innovative klezmer musicians working today — from ever appearing on the show, which reaches the third-largest Jewish community in the country. That’s kind of a big deal for a klezmer band. So, if I could chat with “Shalom South

Florida” alone for just a sec here. Ahem. Look, I get that you don’t like KMAW’s politics. That’s totally fine. I’ll be honest with you, I’m not educated enough on the Gaza conflict to pick a side either way. It seems to me that when that many people are dying, chances are good there’s probably plenty of fault on both sides. But that’s not really the point. The point is that just because we disagree doesn’t mean we can’t be civil and extend to one another certain common decencies. I mean, look at us. I think you’re making a big mistake banishing talented young artists from your airwaves over their political views. But we’re still having a conversation. I’m willing to listen to your side. By ignoring these people and, worse, their music, you take that option off the table, for yourself and for your listeners. And with that, I will now step off my soapbox.


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The Scuffer STeak & ale houSe: pJ Davidian trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: taylor Field & peter Fiore Quartet (jazz), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

central

Black Door Bar & BiSTro: secret Radio (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5. charlie o’S: sara Grace (solo acoustic), 10 p.m., Free.

Bus to Montreal’s bell center

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51 Main: French school Open mic, 9 p.m., Free. on The riSe Bakery: Open irish session, 7:30 p.m., Donations. Two BroTherS Tavern: salsa Night with DJ hector cobeo (salsa), 10 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’S kneeS: poor howard stith (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Parker Pie co.: sam Bayer (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. The BrewSki: Noisy Neighbors (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

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242 Main: The Blue Letter, Weak teeth, Dear citizen (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA.

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BlueBirD Tavern: starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 9:30 p.m., Free.

cluB MeTronoMe: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. Green rooM: DJ Francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

charlie o’S: The stereofidelics (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Green MounTain Tavern: DJ Jonny p (top 40), 9 p.m., $2. lanGDon STreeT café: Friday happy ARRRGh! with The shanty Rats (pirate drinking songs), 6 p.m., Donations. Barbacoa (surf-noir), 9:30 p.m., Donations. persian claws (garage rock), 11 p.m., Donations. PurPle Moon PuB: hunter paye (rock), 8 p.m., Free. The reServoir reSTauranT & TaP rooM: Rise up sound (reggae), 9:30 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

51 Main: Japanese school Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. ciTy liMiTS: Johnny Devil Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free. on The riSe Bakery: inner Fire District (klezmer), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Two BroTherS Tavern: Funk Forest (funk), 10 p.m., $3.

northern

Bee’S kneeS: mud city Ramblers (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Donations. The BrewSki: sweet and Lowdown (rock), 8 p.m., Free. MaTTerhorn: under the Rasta influence (reggae), 9 p.m., $5.

regional

MonoPole: Eat sleep Funk (funk), 10 p.m., Free. nakeD TurTle: Dock the Night Owl (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., Free. Groove Junkies (rock), 10 p.m., Free. olive riDley’S: Benjamin Bright (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free.

JP’S PuB: Dave harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

BackSTaGe PuB: smokin’ Gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

MarrioTT harBor lounGe: The peterman Quintet (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. The Monkey houSe: mV & EE, Forrest muelrath (indie), 7 p.m., $5. salsa Night with DJ hector cobeo (salsa), 9:30 p.m., Free.

new Moon café: Julia sloan (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., $5 donation. niGhTcrawlerS: A house On Fire (rock), 9 p.m., Free. on TaP Bar & Grill: The Growlers (blues), 5 p.m., Free. melonheads (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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Black Door Bar & BiSTro: Acoustic mayhem (folk), 9:30 p.m., $5.

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The Skinny Pancake: Jo Robin & Friends (folk), 9 p.m., $5.

hiGher GrounD BallrooM: Vidur Kapur, Yolanda (standup), 10 p.m., $18/23. AA.

The livinG rooM: Jamie Lee Thurston (country), 7:30 p.m., $20.

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BackSTaGe PuB: Karaoke with steve, 9 p.m., Free.

BreakwaTer café: mister French (rock), 6 p.m., Free.

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rí rá iriSh PuB: DJ Johnny utah (top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

central

TaBu café & niGhTcluB: Karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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ruBen JaMeS: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free.

lanGDon STreeT café: Forrest muelrath (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. chris Velan (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations.

olive riDley’S: Karaoke with Ben Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYcE (top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.

Rihanna • August 7

reD Square Blue rooM: DJ stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3.

verMonT PuB & Brewery: Jomo (funk), 10 p.m., Free.

MonoPole DownSTairS: Gary peacock (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

Michael Bublé • August 6

reD Square: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 6 p.m., Free. sophistafunk (funk), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3.

Green MounTain Tavern: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

PurPle Moon PuB: The Gulch (rock), 7 p.m., Free.

Concert Express

raSPuTin’S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.

raDio Bean: sai u drom (folk punk), 7 p.m., Free. Kelly Ravin (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Zack Orion of casa de chihuahua (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. spirit Family Reunion (indie), 11 p.m., Free. homeless people (rock), 12:30 a.m., Free.

burlington area

BlueBirD Tavern: Ragged Glory (Neil Young tribute), 9 p.m., Free. BreakwaTer café: tailchasers (rock), 6 p.m., Free. cluB MeTronoMe: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. franny o’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Green rooM: Envy with manny Ward (house), 10 p.m., Free. hiGher GrounD BallrooM: score: pride Night 2010 (house), 9 p.m., $15/18. AA. hiGher GrounD ShowcaSe lounGe: Vermont Drag idol, 7 p.m., $10. AA. JP’S PuB: Dave harrison’s starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. The livinG rooM: Gordon stone (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., $20. MarrioTT harBor lounGe: Jennifer hartswick sAt.24

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(jazz), 8 p.m., Free. the monkey house: Good Kids Sprouting Horns, Bobbie peru, Seth Gallant (indie), 9 p.m., $5. nectar’s: Dopapod, Grant Black (rock), 9 p.m., $5. nightcrawLers: Little Creek (rock), 9 p.m., Free. on tap Bar & griLL: Nightrain (rock), 9 p.m., Free. parima main stage: a Benefit for Jeh Kulu, 9 p.m., $10 donations.

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radio Bean: Brett Hughes (cosmo-rural), 6 p.m., Free. phil Yates (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Daniel Oullette and the Shobijin (electro-pop), 10:30 p.m., Free. rasputin’s: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. red square: Burly Bear Beer Blast, 4 p.m., $5 benefits pride Vermont. DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Frank abruzzini (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Daniel ponder and the Filthy Funk (funk), 9 p.m., $3. DJ a-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. the skinny pancake: Elsa Cross (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., $5.

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Vermont puB & Brewery: Seth Yacovone (blues), 10 p.m., Free.

central

charLie o’s: The pubcrawlers (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Langdon street café: The Loom (indie), 8 p.m., Donations. The Hoof & the Heel (indie), 10 p.m., Donations. Dance Club with DJ two tone (dance party), 11 p.m., Donations. the reserVoir restaurant & tap room: Live Music, 10 p.m., Free.

Chamber Folks Brooklyn sextet

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can this Saturday at Montpeculiar’s Langdon Street Café, when the group plays a free

51 main: Spanish School Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

show in support of up-and-coming synthy Montréal-based indie-folk outfit thE hoof &

city Limits: Dance party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9 p.m., Free.

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two Brothers taVern: Coba Stella (electroacoustic), 10 p.m., $3.

northern

Bee’s knees: Live Music, 7 p.m., Donations.

Douglass (’80s covers), 8 p.m., Free.

the Brewski: pulse prophets (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

central

the huB pizzeria & puB: Dead Sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 9:30 p.m., Free.

purpLe moon puB: Nathan Brady Crain (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free.

the matterhorn: Old Dirty String Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free.

northern

regional

monopoLe: Eat Sleep Funk (funk), 10 p.m., Free. naked turtLe: Groove Junkies (rock), 10 p.m., Free. taBu café & nightcLuB: all Night Dance party with DJ toxic (top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free. Ryan arthur (americana), 7-9 p.m., Free. the BLock gaLLery: Open Mic, 1:30 p.m., Free.

the monkey house: parlovr, Suuns, Maga, DJ Disco phantom (rock), 9 p.m., $5. monty’s oLd Brick taVern: George Voland JaZZ: with Ray Vega and Dan Skea (jazz), 4:30 p.m., Free. nectar’s: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. parima main stage: Sunday Jazz Supper with the Marty power Jazz Band (jazz), 6:30 p.m., Free.

red square: Side pony with Myra Flynn & Gregory

1/2 Lounge: Heal-In Sessions with Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. cLuB metronome: Lynguistic Civilians (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $5. higher ground BaLLroom: Edward Sharpe & the Magnetic Zeros, We are Each Other feat. aaron Embry (indie), 8:30 p.m., $15. aa. nectar’s: Eames Brothers Band, RedHouse (rock, mountain blues), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. parima main stage: Jazzed Up Mondays (jazz), 7 p.m., Free (18+). radio Bean: Man & Dog, Mal Blum (indie), 5 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. red square: Zack dupont Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ‘Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. rozzi’s Lakeshore taVern: trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free. ruBen James: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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cLuB metronome: Bass Culture with DJs Jahson & Nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free. higher ground showcase Lounge: andy McKee, John Dickinson (acoustic), 8:30 p.m., $15/17. aa. Leunig’s Bistro & café: James and ann Harvey (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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nectar’s: peter Shumlin’s Rock for Governor Concert with pulse prophets, Dr. Ruckus (rock, reggae), 8 p.m., $10 donations. 18+.

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parima main stage: Vermont Joy parade CD Release party (eclectic), 9:30 p.m., $6. radio Bean: Nicole Carey (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free. Honky-tonk Sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

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red square: Upsetta International with Super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

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charLie o’s: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Langdon street café: auld Lang Syne (acoustic), 9 p.m., Donations.

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main street griLL & Bar: Jairo Sequiera (Spanish melodies), 7 p.m., Free.

Pure

purpLe moon puB: Linda Cullum (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. sLide Brook Lodge & taVern: tattoo tuesdays with andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

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radio Bean: The Orphic Dream (folk), 7:15 p.m., Free. For Those Who Know (acoustic), 10 p.m., Free. You Blew It (rock), 11:30 p.m., Free.

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cLuB metronome: Gathering of the Vibes presents The Electric Reason, The Edd, The Orator, Dirt Stax (jam), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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Bee’s knees: Open Irish Session, 3 p.m., Free. Boréal tordu (folk), 7 p.m., Donations.

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51 Main: Quizz Night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free. Two BroThers Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

The Brewski: Jason Jack (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. The huB Pizzeria & PuB: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 8 p.m., Free. Parker Pie Co.: DJ Two Tone (eclectic DJ), 8 p.m., Free. PieCasso: Old Dirty String Band (bluegrass), 5 p.m., Free.

burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Eric LaFave (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.

The skinny PanCake: Sunset Residency: Kris Gruen (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5 donation. Gretchen Witt and Jo Williamson (acoustic), 9 p.m., $5 donation.

central

CharLie o’s: Mark LeGrand (country), 8 p.m., Free. green MounTain Tavern: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. LangDon sTreeT Café: Voltaic/Harmonic: Electronica Showcase (live electronica), 8 p.m., Donations. PurPLe Moon PuB: Dillon Edlund, Tucker Sargeant and Friends with Instruments (folk), 7 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

CiTy LiMiTs: Karaoke with Let It Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

CLuB MeTronoMe: S.I.N. Sizzle & Positive Vibz present Blowing Money Fast: A Hip-hop Experience (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $6. 18+.

Two BroThers Tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee’s knees: Merrily James (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Donations.

LifT: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

The Brewski: Comedy Night with Andie Bryan (standup), 7:30 p.m., Free.

ManhaTTan Pizza & PuB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free.

The sheD resTauranT & Brewery: Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 7 p.m., Free.

neCTar’s: Tribe of Light (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Parents of daycarethrough kindergarten-aged kids consider an alternative to public ed. Preregistration required to schedule a tour time. International Children’s School, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3344.

etc. ANNUAL GIANT BOOK SALE: Bookworms bury themselves among more than 20 categories of tomes, audiovisual materials and more. Stowe Free Library, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. GUERRILLA QUEER BAR: Pride-week revelers gather at a local establishment. Location will be announced on July 21 at www.pridevt.com. Various downtwon locations, Burlington, 9 p.m.-midnight. Free.

fairs & festivals BARRE HERITAGE FESTIVAL: A town celebrates its cultural history with a community parade, 5K race, poetry slam, live music and wagon rides. Various locations, Barre, 3-9 p.m. See calendar spotlight. Various prices; most events are free; partial proceeds benefit Prevent Child Abuse Vermont. Info, 479-1966.

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Saturday, July 24, 7 p.m., at Memorial Auditorium in Burlington. $25-50. After party immediately follows at Lift. Info, 863-5966. www.burlingtonbrawl.net

METROPOLITAN OPERA SUMMER ENCORE SERIES: PALACE 9: See above listing, Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $12.50-15. Info, 660-9300. ‘OSS 117: LOST IN RIO’: Michel Hazanavicius’ 2009 adventure story follows a French spy on a mission to locate a former Nazi in Brazil. Cinema 1, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘THE BEACHES OF AGNÈS’: This free-floating documentary of the life of directer Agnès Varda summarizes her long career through film clips, reconstructed moments and symbolism. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink ENOSBURG FALLS FARMERS MARKET: A morethan-20-year-old summer bazaar offers herbs, jellies, vegetables and just-baked goodies in the heart of the village. Lincoln Park, Enosburg Falls, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 933-4503 or 933-6623. LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@yahoo.com. SOUTH HERO FARMERS MARKET: Foodies take advantage of fresh-from-the-farm fare and other local goodies. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912.

health & fitness ‘BONE BUILDERS’: Folks bulk up their bone and muscle strength through guided exercises. Senior Citizens Center, Brandon, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 247-3121. WED.21

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‘INCLUDING SAMUEL’: The award-winning documentary chronicles one family’s efforts to break down systemic barriers to inclusion for their disabled child. A facilitated discussion follows. Hall of Fame room, Tarrant Student Recreational Center,

METROPOLITAN OPERA SUMMER ENCORE SERIES: LOEW AUDITORIUM: See above listing, Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 603-646-2576.

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Why stay glued to the Ultimate Fighting Championship on the boob tube when Vermont’s own contenders can be found duking it out at the Burlington Brawl? Memorial Auditorium is home to the mixed-martial-arts bonanza, featuring 14 to 16 fights throughout the night. The brawl, created in 2007 by Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu & Self-Defense Academy owner Julio Fernandez, was actually the idea of his renowned late instructor, Carlson Gracie Sr. — and it’s picking up steam. “We usually just had fighters from Vermont, but now we’re having interest from other states. It’s getting bigger,” says coorganizer Suzy Fernandez, noting that two Ohioans and one New Yorker will join the scuffle this time around. The “anything goes” bouts display styles and disciplines ranging from boxing to wrestling to Russian sambo to muay Thai. You can work up a sweat ringside.

BEN & JERRY’S INDOOR MOVIE SERIES: Moviegoers bring blankets, pillows or chairs to get settled for a screening of Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs. University Mall, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8888.

METROPOLITAN OPERA SUMMER ENCORE SERIES: CATAMOUNT ARTS CENTER: Maria Guleghina and Marcello Giordani star in Puccini’s tale of a ruthless Chinese princess, Turandot. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 748-2600.

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‘AUSTRALIAN MINI FILM FESTIVAL’: Flicks from Down Under — including Accidents Happen, The Waiting City and Charlie & Boots — fill the screen. Cinema 2, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961, tickets@stowetheatre.com.

systems. Preregister. Burlington Free Press, 68 p.m. Free. Info, 383-4737, ext. 11.

‘Look Good ... Feel Better’: Females battling cancer pick up beauty techniques from volunteer cosmetologists in this American Cancer Society program. Preregister. American Cancer Society, Williston, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2000.

Vermont Mozart Festival: ‘The Yeomen of the Guard’: The Vermont Gilbert and Sullivan Ensemble performs the Savoy opera about love triangles, jesters and broken hearts. The Essex, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $52.50-60. Info, 862-7352.

‘Taming the Mind’: A weekly meditation series with Amy Miller imparts the fundamentals of the spiritual practice. An overview for newcomers begins at 6:30 p.m. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

Village Harmony: Teen singers perform a repertoire of music traditions drawn from around the world. Unitarian Church, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $5-10 suggested admission. Info, 426-3210.

‘The Oath’: Broadway actor Ian Barford stars in this real-life tale of a doctor devoted to the Hippocratic oath, presented by Weston Playhouse’s OtherStages. Weston Rod & Gun Club, 7:30 p.m. Various prices; visit www.westonplayhouse.org for details. Info, 824-5288.

Samuel de Champlain Center Stage Dedication: Folks on lawn chairs or blankets soak up performances by Scott Merchant, Penny Treggett, Laura Capito and George Shnob on a brand-new stage. Rouses Point Civic Center, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-297-2954 or 518-297-5502.

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‘Sunsets at Shelburne Museum’: Curator Kory Rogers leads a tour through the “Circus Day in America” exhibition. Shelburne Museum, 5-7:30 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

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kids Community Story Time: Books and songs amuse kids of all ages. East Montpelier Elementary School, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. Craftsbury Chamber Players Mini Concerts: Classical musicians preview their pieces for music-lovin’ little ones and their guests. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443. ‘Kooky Critters’: Families create quirky circus animals at the Owl Cottage Family Activity Center. Shelburne Museum, noon-4 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346. Pajama Story time: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Peter the Music Man’: Educator Peter Alsen lets preschoolers try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Pinocchio’: A wooden puppet with dreams of becoming a boy goes on a musical adventure in this Very Merry Theatre production. Battery Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 355-1461. ‘Rivers & Ponds’: First through fifth graders dive below the surface of local bodies of water in an educational program. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

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‘Water Your Imagination’ Summer Creativity Series: Little ones ages 5 and up work with used materials for a recycled regatta. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Woody Keppel: The renowned juggler and gag man clowns around in “What a Woodhead!” Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

music Benjamin Stewart: The Pennsylvania-based percussionist demonstrates the rhythmic subtleties of the tabla in a recital. North End Studio, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 412-999-5019. Capital City Band: Community band members toot their own horns in a public, outdoor concert next to the Pavilion Office Building. Vermont Statehouse lawn, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7069. Craftsbury Chamber Players Summer Concert Series: A Vermont ensemble performs classical compositions by Karl Pilss, Rebecca Clarke and Ludwig van Beethoven. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8-20. Info, 800-639-3443. Green Mountain Swing: Musical hits from the 1930s to ’50s saturate a concert by a 17-piece band. Essex Shoppes & Cinema, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ‘Music in the Park’ Series: Stargazers welcome the evening with tunes by singer-songwriter Carol Ann Jones. Milton Outdoor Performance Center, Bombardier Recreation Park, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 8893-4922. The Stone Cold Roosters: Country, blues, roots, Americana, rock ’n’ roll and jazz stylings meet and mingle. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro

outdoors ‘Birds By Ear’: Why does the uncaged bird sing? Find out on an evening excursion full of songs and sightings. Meet at the Nature Center; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4. Info, 244-7103. Field Walk: Visitors stroll through the trial garden on a tour emphasizing the cucumbers, beets, carrots, cabbages and more. High Mowing Organic Seeds, Wolcott, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6174. Garden Program: Museum staff members point out the dramatic color and form of blossoming daylilies. Bostwick Garden, Shelburne Museum, 1 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

‘Odyssey’ Book Discussion Series: Bookworms converse about Derek Walcott’s retellings of Homer’s masterpiece in Omeros and The Odyssey: A Stage Version. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. ‘Prophetic Odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. ‘Readings in the Athenaeum’: Author Brad Kessler shares passages from Goat Song: A Seasonal Life, A Short History of Herding, and the Art of Making Cheese in a summer reading series. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

‘Wagon Ride Wednesday’: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on scenic, horse-drawn routes. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

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‘Wild & Wonderful Wetlands’: Naturalist Brett Engstrom highlights the soils, plants and critters on a short walk, and participants help map the area with a GPS and laptop. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

Vermont Venture Network: Bill McCullen of LaunchCapital speaks about addressing the capital needs of on-the-rise companies. Hilton Hotel, Burlington, 8 a.m. $15 for nonmembers. Info, 658-7830.

sport Alao Kung Fu: Martial arts students focus on the form and technique of the hung gar style through vigorous conditioning workouts. Fair Haven Fitness, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $6. Info, 265-3470.

talks BJ Sadtler: A “Mayan calendar truth sleuth” presents “Understanding 2012: Prophecies, Theories, Facts and Fiction.” Private home, Colchester, 79 p.m. $20-25; call for specific location. Info, 233-2638, vtjoy@aol.com. Mark Banks: An expert on the RMS Titanic speaks about its tragic maiden voyage to audience members of all ages. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Summer Lecture Series: In “Innovation in Context: Design/Build Experiments in Architecture and a New Understanding of Place,” Yestermorrow teacher Danny Sagan explains how Vermont developed into a center for green building. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

theater ‘Avenue Q’: People and puppets weave a hilarious tale of trying to make it big in the Big Apple in this Tony Award winner for Best Musical, presented by the Weston Playhouse Theatre Company. Weston Playhouse, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Various prices; visit www.westonplayhouse.org for details. Info, 824-5288. ‘Blithe Spirit’: An author doing research holds a séance that unexpectedly rouses his ex-wife from the dead in Noel Coward’s Broadway comedy, presented by St. Michael’s Playhouse. See theater review, this issue. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $26-35. Info, 654-2281. ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: Six precocious whiz kids battle it out letter by letter for the coveted title in this eccentric and heavily audience-participatory play. Town Hall

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dance Argentine Tango: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary for this mixed-level class with Judith Schwartz. Beginner’s lesson at 6:30 p.m. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $20. Info, 603-504-2512. Rochester Contra Dance: The Turning Stile provide a lively beat for this New England dance tradition. Musicians welcome to join the band. Pierce Hall Community Center, Rochester, 7-10 p.m. $5-8. Info, 617-721-6743.

‘The Power of Kabbalah’: Participants gain a “manual” for daily life and spiritual wisdom, based on recent literature, in-class activities and the work of Kabbalah Centre International. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-1843. Thursdays at the Intervale: Folks learn more about edible greens during a day devoted to kids’ circus activities and open-mic tunes. Calkins Community Barn, Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $5 per family; free for kids. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101, or 999-5831.

fairs & festivals Barre Heritage Festival: See WED.21, 10 a.m.8:30 p.m.

film ‘Australian Mini Film Festival’: See WED.21, 7 p.m. ‘Autumn Sonata’: A world-famous pianist tries to make amends with her estranged daughter in this 1978 drama by Ingmar Bergman, starring Ingrid Bergman. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘Big Flicks at the Paramount’: A revived theater works its way through notable films from “the decade that changed the cinema,” 1965 to ’75. This week’s feature is 2001: A Space Odyssey. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. & 9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903. Movie Night: A surf-style eatery queues up a wind-and-water-themed flick weekly. The Spot, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-1778. ‘OSS 117: Lost in Rio’: See WED.21, 7 p.m.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.21, 9 a.m.9 p.m. ‘Celebrating Seniors Summer Boat Cruise’: Seniors and their families don Hawaiian shirts for a scenic lake cruise. Seating is limited; preregister. Spirit of Ethan Allen III, Burlington, 1:30-3:30 p.m. $15.99 includes dessert and drinks; cash bar. Info, 862-8300. ‘Discovering Your Soul’s Purpose With the Mayan Calendar’: Visiting Mayanist BJ Sadtler helps folks work with ancient Mayan calendar tools to create a Mayan cross. Preregistration encouraged. Private home, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. $20-25; call for specific location. Info, 233-2638, vtjoy@ aol.com. ‘Philapalooza: The Baruth 2010 Summer Benefit’: A fundraiser for Philip Baruth’s state senate campaign puts Vermont performers Patti Casey, Kathryn Blume, Mark Nash, Jason Lorber and others onstage. Black Box Theater, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 79 p.m. $22. Info, 503-5266. PHP Users Meeting: Web developers of all levels delve into the current landscape of version control

food & drink Hinesburg Farmers Market: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, 3:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3018, info@hinesburglionsfarmers market.org. Jericho Farmers Market: Passersby graze through locally grown veggies, pasture-raised meats, area wines and handmade crafts. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-5455. Lake Willoughby Farmers & Artisan Market: Performances by local musicians join produce, eggs, lemonade, gemstone jewelry, sun catchers and more to lure buyers throughout the warm months. Long Pond Road, Westmore, 37 p.m. Free. Info, 525-8842. Senior Luncheon: Elders convene to enjoy salad offerings and dessert. Senior Citizens Center, Brandon, noon. Free. Info, 247-3121. South Royalton Farmers Market: More than a dozen vendors peddle various locally grown agricultural goods and unique crafts. Town Green, South Royalton, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087.

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Winooski Farmers market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175, wfm@winooskidowntown.com.

health & fitness Herbs & supplements: Wellness practitioner Suzanna Bliss details how nutritious foods, supplements, healthy lifestyle choices and natural therapies help ward off Alzheimer’s disease, high cholesterol, strokes and more. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘look Good ... Feel better’: See WED.21, Preregister. Hope Lodge, Burlington, 11 a.m.12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0649.

kids ‘adventures in Camelot’: A youth theater puts stories from King Arthur’s court on the stage. Very Merry Theatre, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 355-1461, info@verymerrytheatre.org. CraFtsbury CHamber players mini ConCerts: See WED.21, Hardwick Town House, 2 p.m. ‘kooky Critters’: See WED.21, noon-4 p.m. musiC WitH peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. peter burns: Elementary schoolers get caught up in brain teasers, folk tales and poems from this Vermont storyteller. Fairfax Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. ‘pinoCCHio’: See WED.21, rain site: St. Albans Free Library. Taylor Park, St. Albans, noon. summer story time: Eager readers dive into tales of water, waves, boats and more. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. ‘tHe buzz on bees’: Young’uns show their stripes while building a hive, learning to speak “bee” and wiggling their wings. Preregister. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10-11 a.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 434-3068.

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ConCerts in tHe park: Listeners gather around the bandshell for hot tunes by Grippo Funk Band. Rain site: South Burlington High School

JonatHan edWards: The veteran folk-rocker performs with his quartet. Gates open at 5:30 for picnicking. Upper Valley Event Center, Norwich, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 526-2055.

‘soutH paCiFiC’: A World War II nurse tries to wash a man right outta her hair — to no avail — in this Rodgers & Hammerstein classic, performed by the Lamoille County Players. See theater review, this issue. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $12-18. Info, 888-4507. ‘tHe 25tH annual putnam County spellinG bee’: See WED.21, 8 p.m. ‘tHe all niGHt strut’: Lost Nation Theater swings into a celebration of 1920s to ’40s music and dance in an anthology of tunes by Johnny Mercer, Duke Ellington, Cab Calloway and more. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $10-25. Info, 229-0492.

‘Jumpin’ in July’: Mike Goudreau headlines a summer concert. Rain site: Strand Theatre. North Country Cultural Center for the Arts, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5-7 p.m. $10. Info, 518-561-1604 or 518-563-1604.

‘tHe mikado’: This comic Gilbert and Sullivan opera centers on love lost and found in Victorian-era Japan. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $12-18. Info, 603-448-0400.

killinGton musiC Festival proGram: Aspiring young musicians present a surprise classical and chamber music repertoire. Brandon Music, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 465-4071.

‘tHe Wizard oF oz’: Yellow-brick-road walkers follow along as QuarryWorks puts the outlandish L. Frank Baum story onstage. Adamant Music School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6978.

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disCovery Hike: Forest walkers of all abilities take on loops of varying lengths. Meet at the History Hike parking lot; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4. Info, 244-7103.

mark penderGrast: The author of Inside the Outbreaks: The Elite Medical Detectives of the Epidemic Intelligence Service explores the work of this organization in a book discussion and signing. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

‘WonderFul Water Critters!’: Frogs, salamanders and dragonflies make appearances on a wet walk. Meet at the Nature Trail parking lot; call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2:30 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4. Info, 244-7103.

talks visitinG artist & Writer series: The Vermont Studio Center hosts a slide-showenhanced lecture by artist Jean Shin. Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 6352727.

theater ‘13’: An all-teenage cast delivers the rock score of Tony-Award-winner Jason Robert Brown’s musical about cool crowds, bar mitzvahs and other adolescent worries. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $13-16. Info, 863-5966. auditions For ‘middlebury’s Got talent!’: The theater rounds up townsfolk with talent — whether it’s hypnotizing a chicken or busting out a tune. Email danderson@townhalltheater.org for an audition time. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, audition times starting at 7 p.m., Free. Info, 388-1436.

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Fri.23 arGentinean tanGo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

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ContaCt improvisation Class & danCe Jam: Attendees learn a dance technique exploring off-the-cuff movement before a group dance jam. Shambhala Meditation Center, Montpelier, 6:309 p.m. $10 for class and jam; $5 for jam only. Info, 318-3927, abbi.jaffe@gmail.com. ‘lake lover’s danCe party’: Landlubbers and lake lovers alike shake it to DJ’d beats at this benefit for Lake Champlain organizations, with appetizers and a cash bar. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20 per person; $30 per couple; ages 21 and up only. Info, 658-3023. lubberland national danCe Company: Exuberant dancers move about in a version of Claudio Monteverdi’s late Renaissance masterpiece, The Return of Ulysses. Guest performers follow. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031.

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Rusted Root gets audiences to their feet with a blissful fusion of indie rock and lush layers of African, Latin American and Middle Eastern percussion. Best known for its hit Send Me on My Way, the hard-touring group never fails to deliver “energetic dance euphoria” (CBS Radio).

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snoW Farm vineyard ConCert series: Hot Neon Magic provide tunes for outdoor listeners at a picnic-friendly vineyard. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9463.

‘stayinG Found’: Wilderness wanderers learn how to navigate with compasses and maps. Call to confirm. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 4. Info, 244-7103.

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Cold Country blueGrass: A five-piece ensemble stirs up traditional bluegrass, gospel and contemporary music in the gazebo. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquithpubliclibrary@hotmail.com.

‘Groovin’ on tHe Green’ ConCert series: Pale Fire sound out Celtic-rock stylings on the village green. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100.

‘sonGs For a neW World’: Rotating student casts collaborate with Café Noir Productions in Jason Robert Brown’s musical theater work. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $12-15; free for children under 12. Info, 496-4781.

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broWn baG ConCert series: Music lovers relax over snacks while listening to a soulful performance by Patrick Fitzsimmons. Rain location: Woodstock Town Hall Theatre. Woodstock Village Green, noon. Free. Info, 457-3981.

Green mountain CHamber musiC Festival Wireless ConCert: Emerging young artists of a four-week summer conservatory play classical chamber music. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 735-8097, info@gmcmf.org.

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battery park ConCert series: Michael Chorney, the Eames Brothers Band and Miriam Bernardo create eclectic blues and roots music as Foley Artist. Battery Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

CraFtsbury CHamber players summer ConCert series: See WED.21, Hardwick Town House, Hardwick, 8 p.m. $8-20. Info, 800-639-3443.

‘narnia, tHe musiCal’: C.S. Lewis’ world beyond the lamppost becomes melodic in this production by the Fairfax Community Theatre Company. First Congregational Church, St. Albans, 7:30 p.m. $8-10 donation. Info, 879-2867.

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‘Water your imaGination’ summer Creativity series: Little ones ages 8 and up explore the many uses of the “duck” in a duct-tape party. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Auditorium. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4108.

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etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.21, 9 a.m.9 p.m. ‘EcoSew: T-Shirt Chop Shop’: Stitchers turn venerable knitwear into au courant fashions with basic cut-and-sew steps. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. Sewing Workshop: ‘Working With What You’ve Got’: Needleworkers with basic skills transform fabrics into pillow covers, placemats, wall hangings, curtains and aprons. Preregister. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 24 p.m. $20 includes all materials. Info, 295-5804, uppervalleysewop@gmail.com. Tertulia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. VGsa Pride cruise: DJ Precious spins tunes at a 20th anniversary cruise with light fare. King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7:30-11 p.m. $35, or $25 at group rate available in advance; cash bar. www. pridevt.com..

fairs & festivals Barre Heritage Festival: See WED.21, 8 a.m.8:30 p.m. ‘Kingdom Aquafest’: Folks gear up for fun in the sun with activities that really make a splash, such as the Kingdom Swim, bed races, kayak races, the Pet and Swimmers’ Parade and a log-rolling competition. Visit www.kingdomaquafest.com for details. Various locations, Newport, noon-9 p.m. Various prices; most events are free.

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‘7 Solos’: The Vermont film features multiinstrumentalist Wayne Hankin performing music spanning seven centuries on seven instruments. Hankin provides live accompaniment to the screening. Proceeds benefit Northeast Kingdom Community Action. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 334-5091. ‘The People Speak’: This 2009 documentary, based on the late Howard Zinn’s A People’s History of the United States, looks at the everyday Americans who fought for equality and justice. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 881-9157. ‘The Secret in Their Eyes’: A retired investigator revisits an unsolved murder mystery in the suspenseful 2010 Oscar winner for Best Foreign Film. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 603-646-2576. The Woodchuck Theatre Western Film Festival: Shoot-outs, saloon scenes and runaway stagecoaches fill the screen at a Western-themed bash showing old classics such as Shane, Red River, Winchester ‘73 and High Noon. Call for schedule. Murphy’s Barn, Waterbury Center, 8 p.m. $1-2. Info, 877-2262.

food & drink Benefit Vegan Dinner: A Slow Food NECI meal begins with a “raw bar” of seasonal veggies. White wine complements each following course. Proceeds benefit the Student Scholarship Program. Chef’s Table, Montpelier, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $35 plus tax and tip; additional $25 for optional wine tasting. Info, 223-3188. Chelsea Farmers Market: A 35-year-old town-green tradition supplies shoppers with meat, cheese, vegetables, fine crafts and weekly entertainment. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 685-7726, chelseacommunitymarket@ gmail.com.

Fair Haven Farmers Market: Community entertainment adds flair to farm produce. Fair Haven Park, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-282-9781. Five Corners Farmers Market: Farmers share the bounty of the growing season at an open-air exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6701 or 355-3143, essexcommunityfarmersmarket@yahoo.com. ‘Foodways Fridays’: Historic recipes get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.5 p.m. $3-12. Info, 457-2355. Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwick farmersmarket@gmail.com. Hartland Farmers Market: Everything from freshly grown produce to specialty food abounds at outdoor stands highlighting the local plenitude. Hartland Public Library, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 436-2500, hartlandfarmersmarket@gmail.com. Ludlow Farmers Market: Merchants divide a wealth of locally farmed products, artisanal eats and unique crafts. Okemo Mountain School, Ludlow, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 734-3829. Lyndonville Farmers Market: Ripe fruits and veggies highlight an outdoor sale of locally grown eats. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail.com. Richmond Farmers Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Local duo Loggerhead perform. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Farmers Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 370-4077, info@westfordfarmers marketvt.org.

kids Children’s Festival: Kid-friendly activities go hand in hand with music by Buddy Dubay and the Minor Key, and DJ’d tunes by SuperSounds. Proceeds benefit the barn’s roof fund. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, 6-8:30 p.m. $3-5; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 598-5509. ‘Ellie’s Preschool Party’: Tots ages 1 to 5 sing along to guitar melodies, blow bubbles and tinker with instruments. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Kooky Critters’: See WED.21, noon-4 p.m. ‘Pinocchio’: See WED.21, Staige Hill Farm, Charlotte, 6:30 p.m. Free. ‘Set Sail for the Library’: Soon-to-be kindergartners at Orchard School, South Burlington Central School and Chamberlin School sign up for library cards, meet their classmates and listen to stories. Call for school time slots. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m.3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Summer Preschool Story Time: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with read-aloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Summers 4 Youth’: Youngsters visit museums, beaches, parks and more through this warmweather series organized by Milton Community Youth Coalition. Call for specific activity information and times. Preregister. Milton Middle/High School, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. $5-25. Info, 893-1009. ‘Wigwag Stagefest’: Pinocchio, Adventures in Camelot and other youth theater works attract audiences. Integrated Arts Academy. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 355-1461, info@verymerrytheatre.org.

music François Clemmons: The noted tenor, known for his screen time on “Mister Rogers’ Neighborhood,” headlines an evening of spirituals. George Matthew provides accompaniment. Salisbury Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 352-4609 or 352-6671. Green Mountain Chamber Music Festival: The artist faculty of an annual summer conservatory finish a concert series with the music of Mendelssohn and Brahms in “Simply Strings.” UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6-18. Info, 735-8097. ‘Shamrocks and Thistles’: Franklin County duo Melissa Ewell and Gianna Izzo Messier play up Scottish and Irish traditions. Grace Episcopal Church, Sheldon, 7:30 p.m. $15 suggested donation. Info, 849-6968. Summer Carillon Concert Series: Carillonneur Sergei Gratchev plays the largest musical instrument in the world, often called “the singing tower.” Mead Chapel, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168. Sweet Jamm: A 10-member band revisits swing and jazz music from the 1920s to ’40s at the gazebo. Bradford Park, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 222-4423. TGIF Summer Concert Series: Folks welcome the weekend with live tunes by the Green Mountain Chorus at the gazebo. Rain location: St. Albans City Hall Gymnasium. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 782-4389. Vermont Mozart Festival: ‘Mozart, Mozart, Mozart’: A performance featuring Divertimento in D Major and two violin concertos honors the festival’s namesake. Gates open at 5:30 p.m. for picnicking. Kingsland Bay State Park, Ferrisburgh, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $28.50-36. Info, 862-7352. Village Harmony: See WED.21, Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 7:30 p.m.

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‘Aquadventure!’: A two-hour paddle offers a scenic look at the wildlife and cultural history of the Waterbury Reservoir. Preregister. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2-4 p.m. $2-3 includes boat rentals. Info, 244-7103. Bird-Banding Demonstration: From mist nets to data sheets, birders learn about keeping track of flying friends. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-9 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068. Discovery Hike: See THU.22, 10 a.m.

sport Vermont Lake Monsters: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Lowell Spinners. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200.

talks Brown Bag Transportation Discussion: Speakers Chris Koliba, Asim Zia and Brian Lee consider “Complex Governance Modeling.” Decision Theater, Farrell Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon-12:55 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1312. ‘The Coffee Experience’ Seminars: Daniele Giovannucci, cofounder of the Committee on Sustainability Assessment, discusses “Sustainability Issues Impacting Farmers” with coffee industry professionals and the public.

Preregister. Coffee Ed, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $25. Info, 865-4480, chris@coffee-ent.com. Visiting Artist & Writer Series: The Vermont Studio Center hosts a slide-show-enhanced lecture by artist Francis Barth. Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.

theater ‘13’: See THU.22, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Avenue Q’: See WED.21, 7:30 p.m. ‘Blithe Spirit’: See WED.21, 8 p.m. ‘Hotel Cassiopeia’: The Parish Players’ production focuses on life through the imaginative eyes of artist Joseph Cornell. Eclipse Grange Theater, Thetford, 8 p.m. Most tickets $10-14. Info, 785-4344. ‘Into the Woods’: A fairytale-filled play by Adirondack Regional Theatre takes another look at “happily ever after.” Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $10. Info, 518-572-6003, adirondackregionaltheatre@hotmail.com. ‘Narnia, The Musical’: See THU.22, 7:30 p.m. ‘SLAMVermont’: Hard-hitting poetry and live theater merge in a festival of eight original, 10-minute plays. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $11-16. Info, 728-6464. ‘Songs for a New World’: See THU.22, 7:30 p.m. ‘South Pacific’: See THU.22, 7 p.m. ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: See WED.21, 8 p.m. ‘The 39 Steps’: Depot Theatre presents a spoofy rendition of Hitchcock’s mindbending comedythriller. Depot Theatre, Westport, 8 p.m. $22. Info, 518-962-4449. ‘The All Night Strut’: See THU.22, 8 p.m. ‘The Mikado’: See THU.22, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Oath’: See WED.21, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: See THU.22, 7:30 p.m. ‘Trial By Jury’ & ‘HMS Pinafore’: Echo Valley Community Arts stages two of Gilbert and Sullivan’s comic operas. Plainfield Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $8-17. Info, 223-3599.

words Elizabeth Bassett: The author of Nature Walks in Northwest Vermont and the Champlain Valley offers a guide to getting outside. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189.

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‘Flock Fling’: Picnicking and swimming lead into a lighthearted performance by the Flock Dance Troupe at 6:30 p.m. Star Mountain Amphitheater, Sharon, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 765-4454. Tap Kids: In this “Showcase Spectap-ular,” 50 stellar dancers ages 9 to 22 bring on the toe tapping. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12-30. Info, 863-5966.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.21, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Antiques Appraisal Show: Vermont appraiser James Marquis reveals the cash value of home treasures at this church benefit. Grace United

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Methodist Church, Essex Junction, 1-5 p.m. $2 admission; $5 appraisal for one item or $10 for three. Info, 899-3379 or 878-8071. Champlain Valley Gem, Mineral & Fossil Show: Dealers present tables full of nature’s treasures, as well as jewelry and lapidary equipment. Various lectures focus on “Trilobite Trace Fossils,” “Gemstones of New England” and more. Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School, South Burlington, 10 a.m.5 p.m. $2-3; free for kids under 6. Info, 656-4118. Coach Sneddon Summer Cruise: A lake excursion with music, dessert, dancing and a silent auction benefits the Jarred Williams Foundation. King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $25; cash bar. Info, 866-422-8849. Digital Video Editing: Final Cut Pro users learn basic concepts of the editing software. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. Downtown Walking Tour: Preservation Burlington takes history and architecture buffs on an hour-long tour of the Queen City’s significant nooks and crannies. Meet at the corner of Church and College streets. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 11 a.m. $5. Info, 522-8259, info@preser vationburlington.org. EcoSew: ‘Let’s Make SadBoy Dolls!’: Crafters practice sewing curves and straight stitches while whipping together 1970s-style dolls. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.1:30 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. Farm Store Open House: A spread of grilled, pasture-raised meats, veggies, local cheeses and more marks the grand opening of the store. A farm tour and agricultural art show augment the celebration. Fair Food Farm, East Calais, 2-7 p.m. Free. Info, 456-0060. French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Historic Tour of UVM: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen’s statue to tour the campus’ modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by professor emeritus William Averyt. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-8673.

Jumpin’ Jersey Polka Comedy & Dance Show: Funny skits meet ballroom, swing, country and other dance styles in a rollicking community performance with a barbecue and fireworks. Common Acres Campground, Hyde Park, 7-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 888-5151.

fairs & festivals Barre Heritage Festival: See WED.21, 7:30 a.m.-10 p.m.

film ‘7 Solos’: See FRI.23, Dirt Floor Theater, Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 6:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Ben & Jerry’s Outdoor Movie Festival: Moviegoers get an ice-cream fix while watching Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs under the stars. at dusk. Ben & Jerry’s Factory, Waterbury, at dusk, Free. Info, 862-9620. ‘Ondine’: An Irish fisherman catches a magical woman in his net — and falls for her — in this passionate love story directed by Neil Jordan. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:45 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. Sneak Preview of ‘Permaculture — The Growing Edge’: Filmmakers Donna Read and Starhawk lead a Q&A session after a screening of their uplifting, 45-minute video about the permaculture movement. Chapel, Vermont College, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $10-20 donation benefits Earth Activist Training. Info, 232-4205. The Woodchuck Theatre Western Film Festival: See FRI.23, 8 p.m.

food & drink Bristol Farmers Market: Weekly music and kids’ activities add to the edible wares of local food and craft vendors. Town Green, Bristol, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 453-7397, sallyb_sallyb@yahoo. com. Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Community members bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. Preregister. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5359. Burlington Farmers Market: Sixty-two vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmers market.org.

Middlebury Farmers Market: See WED.21, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Milton Farmers Market: Honey, jams and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. Milton Grange, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7734. Mount Tom Farmers Market: Twenty-five purveyors of garden-fresh crops, pasta, herbs and spices set up shop for the morning. Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 763-8617. Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Local artists Karen Day-Vath, Paule Gingras, Meta Strick and Clair Dunn display original prints, paintings and mixedmedia for Art in the Park. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. Randolph Farmers Market: Open-air stalls boast crops straight from the soil, prepared foods, farm products and tchotchkes. Central Street, Randolph, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 728-9123. Rutland County Farmers Market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813. Shelburne Farmers Market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. Summer Cookout: Spit-roasted beef and deepfried turkey with all the fixings draw folks to a fundraiser and auction. A community dance to tunes by DJ Lance Hall follows at 6 p.m. Craftsbury Community Care Center, East Craftsbury, noon. $6 per person; $10 per couple. Info, 586-2414. Vermont Artisan Food Open Studio Day: Cheesemakers, wineries, breweries and food makers — such as Plymouth Artisan Cheese, Honey Gardens and Castleton Crackers — open their doors for tours and tastings. Call ahead to check availability. Various locations statewide, 9 a.m.5 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7155. Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Singer-songwriter Lewis Franco entertains shoppers at this designated youth day. 60 State St., Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket. com.

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Derby Farmers Market: Chemical-free veggies and other seasonal eats are up for grabs. Elks Lodge, Derby, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 334-2580.

Feldenkrais Lesson: Instructor Uwe Mester emphasizes balance and mobility in an “awareness through movement” class. Preregister. City Market, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

Enosburg Falls Farmers Market: See WED.21, 9 a.m.-1 p.m.

‘Myth & Asana’: Vinyasa instructor Adena Harford illuminates the myths behind yoga practice over tea. Mat action follows. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. $25. Info, 310-7029.

Grand Isle Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912.

Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly open-air affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 735-3860, christinamead@ willistonfarmersmarket.com.

Jon Gailmor: Audience members tap their shoes in time to this Vermont singer-songwriter’s children’s tunes, Cabaret Room, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 9:30 a.m.-1 p.m. $5-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘Kooky Critters’: See WED.21, noon-4 p.m. Leda Schubert & Bonnie Christensen: Budding bibliophiles listen to the authors’ tomes, Feeding the Sheep and Django, respectively. Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2311. ‘Raptor Scavenger Hunt’: Sleuthers collect clues on a nature quest before a live raptor presentation. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-noon. $10-12 per parent-child pair; $5-6 per additional child. Info, 985-8686. ‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Uncle Vanya’: Anton Chekhov’s famous Russian classic is tailored to kids in this Children of the Unadilla production. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 2 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968.

music Jonathan Edwards: See THU.22, Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. Info, 877-6737. Killington Music Festival: Internationally acclaimed musicians band together to perform “Music From the Age of Enlightenment,” with works by Haydn, Vivaldi, Grieg and Mozart. Ramshead Lodge, Killington Resort, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 422-1330 or 773-4003. Music in the Park: Contemporary folk-rock band the Wall-Stiles execute everything from melodic ballads to high-spirited fiddle strains. Elizabeth Park, Bradford, 4 p.m. $5 donation per person; $10 donation per family. Info, 222-4536, bradfordpubli clibrary@gmail.com. Pro-Series Concert: Clarinet virtuoso Mark Simons and Matt Herskowitz mix classical and jazz traditions. Grounds open at 6:30 p.m. for picnicking. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 7:30 p.m. $14-22; free for children 15 and under accompanied by an adult. Info, 928-3364. Summer Carillon Concert Series: Guest carillonneur Marcel Siebers plays the largest musical instrument in the world, often called “the singing tower.” Upper Parade Green, Norwich University, Northfield, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2318, nucaril lon@norwich.edu. ‘The Magic of Master Fiddlers VIII’: Louis Schryer and his band collaborate with Scott Campbell and Kimberly Fraser in a blend of Québécois, Cape Breton and New England styles and dancing. Auditorium, North Country Union High School, Newport, 6 p.m. $16-35. Info, 334-5213. ‘The Science and Practice of Sound and Chant’: Eileen McKusick and Suzanne Tremblay lead an exploration into the art and science of sound healing. North End Studio, Burlington, 7 p.m. $7 suggested donation. Info, 863-6713. Vermont Mozart Festival: ‘Eroica’: Listeners take in Mozart’s Overture to The Marriage of Figaro and Piano Concerto no. 20 in D Minor, K. 466, and Beethoven’s Eroica. Gates open at 5 p.m. for picnicking. South Porch, Shelburne Farms, 7-9 p.m. $28.50-36. Info, 862-7352. Village Harmony: See WED.21, Community Church, Westmore, 7:30 p.m.

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Ferrisburgh Day: Townsfolk come out to play at Ferrisburgh Historical Society activities, a Vermont-grown lunch at Ferrisburgh Central School, a community sing-along at Crossroads Chapel, a salad supper at the Ferrisburgh Community Church and more. Various locations, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6392.

Pride Vermont parade: Marchers and floats form a procession with an “It Takes a Village, People!” theme. Meet at Hood Plant, Burlington, at 11 a.m.; parade begins at noon. Free. www.pride vt.org.

Gigi & Joni: Children’s musicians Gigi Weisman and Joni AvRutick perform playful and poetic songs about friendship, community and the environment. Pavilion, Essex Shoppes & Cinema, noon. Free. Info, 872-7111.

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Wood-Carving Demo: Visitors avid about avians see trees being whittled into models of various bird species. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. Free with regular admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

pride fesitval: Food, entertainment, familyfriendly activities, a queer youth tent and more than 40 vendors collide at Vermont’s biggest GLBT celebration. Battery Park, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. www.pridevt.com.

‘Harpoon Championships of New England Barbecue’: Competitive grilling teams from across New England descend upon the brewery for a heated competition, complete with local music, lots of suds and how-to tips. Harpoon Brewery, Windsor, noon-8 p.m. $15 includes two drink tickets; free for children under 12 with an adult; cash bar. Info, 888-427-7666.

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‘Mad Flea’: An outdoor mawwrket and bazaar boasts eye-catching, independent retail, including antiques, toys, comic books and more. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

Middlebury Studio School Summer Craft Fair: Craftspeople present fine arts in a variety of media, alongside a full schedule of face painting and children’s activities. Proceeds benefit the Middlebury Studio School. See calendar spotlight. Town Green, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 247-3702.

Groton Growers Market: Rain or shine, Vermonters relish a potpourri of area edibles, running the gamut from goat cheese to pastries to fruits. Veterans Memorial Park, Groton, 9 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 584-3595 or 584-3310, grotongrowers@gmail.com.

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Invasive Insect Workshop: Citizen scientists learn about the emerald ash borer and Asian longhorn beetle before a trail walk to ID symptomatic trees. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 434-2167.

‘Kingdom Aquafest’: See FRI.23, 6 a.m.10:30 p.m.


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outdoors Bike Ferry: Cyclists go the distance between Burlington and the Champlain Islands on what used to be a railroad bed, thanks to Local Motion’s causeway-bridging ferry. Colchester Causeway, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $6-10 suggested donation. Info, 652-2453, brian@localmotion.org. ‘Birds By Ear’: See WED.21, 7 p.m.

‘Narnia, The Musical’: See THU.22, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Songs for a New World’: See THU.22, 7:30 p.m. ‘South Pacific’: See THU.22, 7 p.m.

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‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: See WED.21, 8 p.m.

‘740 Miles in One Day’ Paddling Challenge: Canoers and kayakers contribute mileage from any waterway of the 740-mile trail as part of NFCT’s 10th anniversary party. Preregister at www.northernforestcanoetrail.org. Northern Forest Canoe Trail, various locations statewide, 6 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2285, info@ NorthernForestCanoeTrail.org.

‘The 39 Steps’: See FRI.23, 8 p.m.

Kingdom Swim: Competitive splashers cover distances ranging from 100 yards to 10 miles on Lake Memphremagog. Proceeds support Indoor Recreation of Orleans County’s Healthy Changes Initiative. Preregister. Prouty Beach, Newport, 8 a.m. $100 registration and donation; $10 registration and donation for ages 18 and under. Info, 334-8511, phil@wilsonwhite.com. SEVENDAYSvt.com

‘Weed Dating’: Singles “meet cute” at this speeddating spinoff for farm and food enthusiasts, centering on light farm work and mingling. Tunbridge Hill Farm, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4122.

‘SLAMVermont’: See FRI.23, 7:30 p.m.

Chill Three-on-Three Charity Classic Basketball Tournament: Teams pound the court in a double-elimination-style format, augmented with raffles, food and prizes. Proceeds benefit the Chill Foundation, the Burlington Youth Scholarship Fund, and the Boys & Girls Club of Burlington. Teams must preregister. Roosevelt Park, Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-6:30 p.m. $65 per high school team; $75 per adult team. Info, 652-3574.

Regatta for Lake Champlain: A staggeredstart pursuit race gets sailboats on the water. A postrace awards party follows at the Waterfront Pavilion. Burlington Harbor, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. Various sponsorship and registration prices for participants; preregister. Info, 658-3023. Vermont Lake Monsters: See FRI.23, 6:05 p.m.

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‘London Assurance’: A satellite broadcast presents the National Theatre of London’s acclaimed comedy about a city man transplanted to the English countryside. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 3829222.

‘Wonderful Water Critters!’: See THU.22, 2:30 p.m.

Burlington Brawl iX: Talented scrappers compete in a mixed-martial-arts tournament that combines wrestling, kickboxing and Brazilian jiujitsu. See calendar spotlight. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $25-50. Info, 863-5966.

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Society’s local history day. Fair Haven Park, 10 a.m.5 p.m. Free. Info, 518-282-9781.

Discovery Hike: See THU.22, 10 a.m.

Alao Kung Fu: See WED.21, 11 a.m.-1:15 p.m.

‘The Coffee Experience’ Seminars: Daniele Giovannucci, cofounder of the Committee on Sustainability Assessment, discusses “Linking Food Products and Their Origins” with coffee industry professionals and the public. Preregister. Coffee Ed, Burlington, 9:30 a.m.-noon. $25. Info, 865-4480, chris@coffee-ent.com.

theater ‘13’: See THU.22, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Aardvark Marlarky: The teen comedy group goes all out in sketches. Cabaret Room, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 748-2600. ‘Avenue Q’: See WED.21, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Blithe Spirit’: See WED.21, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

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‘Into the Woods’: See FRI.23, 7 p.m.

‘Hamlet’: The Chelsea Funnery, a Shakespeare camp for 11- to 17-year-olds, tackles the Bard’s dark Denmark tale. AngleTree, Chelsea, 6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 785-2099. ‘Hotel Cassiopeia’: See FRI.23, 8 p.m.

‘The All Night Strut’: See THU.22, 8 p.m. ‘The Mikado’: See THU.22, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Oath’: See WED.21, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: See THU.22, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Trial By Jury’ & ‘HMS Pinafore’: See FRI.23, 7:30 p.m.

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‘Dances of Universal Peace’: Simple circle dances and worldly chants help lift the spirit. Bring soft-soled, indoor shoes. North End Studio, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. $5; donations accepted. Info, 658-2447. Israeli Dance: Movers bring clean, soft-soled shoes and learn traditional circle or line dances. Partners not required. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:15-9:30 p.m. $2; free to first-timers. Info, 888-5706.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.21, 9 a.m.9 p.m. Annual Plant Sale & Silent Auction: Nurseries and greenhouses donate ornamental trees, shrubs, perennials and annuals to help support maintenance and projects at the UVM Horticultural Research Center. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3073. ‘Art, Music & Tea’: Melodies from Monika Baege, Miranda Harris Bergmeier and Craig Anderson flow through the air as folks gaze at Woody Jackson’s “Cows and Color” at this outdoor garden party. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3364. Burlington Area Scrabble Club: Triple-lettersquare seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. Champlain Valley Gem, Mineral & Fossil Show: See SAT.24, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘How to Make a Water Garden’: Green thumbs learn how to combine unusual plants in a lowmaintenance bog garden. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11 a.m.-12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. open house: Folks tour the LGBTQ-minded community center’s new digs. R.U.1.2.? Community Center, Winooski, 3-5 p.m. Free. www.pridevt.com. ‘Super Sunday Arts & Antiques Show’: A craft show augments the Fair Haven Historical

fairs & festivals Barre Heritage Festival: See WED.21, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. ‘Jig in the Valley’: For the 18th year, the village green fills with rock, swing and two-step dancing, as well as plenty of eats, a flea market and bovine bingo. Proceeds benefit the Fairfield Community Center. Village Green, East Fairfield, noon-8 p.m. $7 per person; $20 per family. Info, 827-6626. ‘Kingdom Aquafest’: See FRI.23, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Vermont Cheesemakers Festival: Got cheese? Dairy lovers, chefs and artisan cheesemakers from around the state sample more than 100 varieties, partake in tasting seminars and catch a cooking show. Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms, 10:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $30; $45 per seminar. Info, 598-7155.

film ‘Expand Your Mind: Films of the 1960s’: Dennis Hopper’s Easy Rider fits into a period film series — at period prices, no less. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $2. Info, 382-9222. ‘Sex and the City 2’: The girls are back, but they leave the city to travel to Abu Dhabi in this sequel full of old flames and friendship. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-6462576.

food & drink Colchester Farmers Market: Vendors present passersby with fresh local produce, specialty foods and crafts. Creek Farm Town Center, Colchester, 10:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4908. Greek Food Festival: Folks celebrate the country’s culture with live tunes, traditional dancing and authentic eats. Greek Orthodox Church Community Center, Burlington, noon-5 p.m. Free; cost of food. Info, 862-2155. ‘Harpoon Championships of New England Barbecue’: See SAT.24, noon-5 p.m.

Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734, info@stowevtfarmer smarket.com. Tuscan Brunch Fundraiser: The young artists of the Killington Music Festival serenade diners at this Italian-themed feast. Three Tomatoes Trattoria, Rutland, 11 a.m. $17-30. Info, 773-4003.

health & fitness Laughter Yoga for Beginners: Smiling participants split their sides chuckling at this fun and gentle yogic exercise for overall health and happiness. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 45 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1525.

kids ‘Circus-palooza’: Families tune in for a “circus spectacular” inspired by the “Circus Day in America” exhibit. Shelburne Museum, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346. ‘Kooky Critters’: See WED.21, noon-4 p.m. ‘Read to a Dog’: See SAT.24, 1-2 p.m. ‘Sundays for Fledglings’: Youngsters go avian crazy in hiking, acting, writing or exploring activities. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-2:45 p.m. $2.50-6 for kids; free for adults. Info, 434-2167. ‘Uncle Vanya’: See SAT.24, 2 p.m. Vermont Mozart Festival Family Series: In “Pinafore on Pirates of Penzance,” a group of sopranos and baritones share selections from popular Savoy operas. Gates open at 10 a.m. for picnicking. Vermont Teddy Bear Company, Shelburne, 11 a.m. $5-7. Info, 862-7352.

music Hot Tuna: In a rare electric show, the blues-rock band performs original and traditional tunes. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $22.50-32.50. Info, 775-0903. John Tesh: The Emmy winner declared “world class” by the Detroit Free Press performs piano solos, sports themes, love songs and gospel. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $21.51-37.79. Info, 863-5966. Rochester Chamber Music Society Concert: Wilhelm Müller’s poetry is set to music in Schubert’s Winterreise, performed by bass-baritone Erik Kroncke and pianist Cynthia Huard. Federated Church, Rochester, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 767-9234.

‘Ice Cream Sundays’: Who needs the ice-cream man? Visitors churn their own flavors while learning about the scientific and historical aspects of the tradition. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, noon & 3 p.m. $3-12. Info, 457-2355. Plainfield Farmers Market: A “maker’s market” teems with vegetables, fruits, perennials, baked goods, eggs and meat, as well as artists and musicians. Mill Street Park, Plainfield, 10 a.m.2 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8614.

Sinfonietta Symphony Series Concert: Grammynominated pianist Andrew Russo headlines a concert of Beethoven and Bach compositions in “Things of Wire and Wood.” Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $22; free for students 18 and under, as available. Info, 518-5232051.

South Burlington Farmers Market: Growers and producers parcel out the fruits of the soil to folks looking to buy local. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

Vermont Mozart Festival: ‘Sunday Serenade’: Pianist Gil Shohat highlights a program of Rossini’s overture to Il Signor Bruschino, Mozart’s Piano Concerto no. 24 in C Minor, K. 491, and Brahms’ Serenade no. 1 in D Major, op. 11. Gates open at 5 p.m. for picnicking. Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, 7-9 p.m. $28.50-36. Info, 862-7352.

Stowe Farmers Market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red

Village Harmony: See WED.21, River Arts Center, Morrisville, 7:30 p.m.

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find select events on twitter @7dayscalendar Westford Summer Concert Series: Tiffany Pfeiffer and the Discarnate Band serve up classic jazz vocals with modern beats. Town Green, Westford, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3749.

Methodist Community Center, Highgate Center, 47 p.m. Free. Info, 782-0554.

‘EcoSew: T-Shirt Chop Shop’: See FRI.23, 35 p.m.

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‘Bone Builders’: See WED.21, 9-10 a.m.

French Conversation Group: Folks take their Romance language capabilities for a spin in a weekly repartee. Bien fait! Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

Bike Ferry: See SAT.24, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

‘Look Good ... Feel Better’: See WED.21, Preregister. Central Vermont Medical Center, Barre, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 800-227-2345.

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Coed Soccer: Noncompetitive players of all fitness levels break a sweat making goals. Starr Farm Dog Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5091.

‘Black and White in Color’: Artists hand-color photographs at the Owl Cottage Activity Center. Shelburne Museum, noon-4 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

‘Aquadventure!’: See FRI.23, 1:30-3:30 p.m.

Vermont Chargers Power Soccer Club Clinic: Athletes demonstrate the four-on-four game played by power-wheelchair users. New players welcome to join. A match against the Northeast Passage Power Cats follows. Preregister. UVM Patrick Gymnasium, South Burlington, 1-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 373-3335. Vermont Lake Monsters: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Tri-City ValleyCats. Centennial Field, Burlington, 1:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200.

theater ‘13’: See THU.22, 3 p.m. Aardvark Marlarky: See SAT.24, 7:30 p.m. ‘Avenue Q’: See WED.21, 2 p.m. ‘Hamlet’: See SAT.24, 2 p.m. ‘Hotel Cassiopeia’: See FRI.23, 2 p.m. ‘Into the Woods’: See FRI.23, 3 p.m. ‘SLAMVermont’: See FRI.23, 4:30 p.m. ‘South Pacific’: See THU.22, 2 p.m. ‘The 39 Steps’: See FRI.23, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘The All Night Strut’: See THU.22, 7 p.m. ‘The Oath’: See WED.21, 2 p.m. ‘The Wizard of Oz’: See THU.22, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Trial By Jury’ & ‘HMS Pinafore’: See FRI.23, 2 p.m.

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Reading Series: Writers of regional and national renown present their works in the gallery. Featured speakers are Jody Gladding and Cynthia Huntington. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9670, info@bigtowngallery. com.

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Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.21, 9 a.m.9 p.m.

‘Telling Your Digital Story’: Tech-savvy storytellers learn how to edit and enhance film recordings with Bridget Butler from the ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘People’s Pantry’: Franklin County residents tight on cash stop by for a complimentary meal.

Village Harmony: See WED.21, United Church, Franklin, 7:30 p.m.

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Vermont Lake Monsters: See SUN.25, 7:05 p.m.

talks Visiting Artist & Writer Series: The Vermont Studio Center hosts a public reading by poet Marilyn Hacker. Lowe Lecture Hall, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.

theater Monologue Night: Area actors network through an evening of short performances. Sign up in advance for a time slot onstage. Radio Bean, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 720-982-6073, todd.c.townsend@gmail.com. ‘The 39 Steps’: See FRI.23, 8 p.m.

words Intergenerational Dessert Book Discussion: Readers and ranters in grades 6 through adult focus on Michael Scott’s The Alchemyst: The Secrets of the Immortal Nicholas Flamel. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@ comcast.net.

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Intergenerational Watercolor Class: Painters in grades 6 through adult make strokes with local artist Libby Davidson. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

environment Green Drinks: Activists and professionals for a cleaner environment raise a glass over networking and discussion. Lake Lobby, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7999.

etc. Annual Giant Book Sale: See WED.21, 9 a.m.9 p.m.

film Ben & Jerry’s Outdoor Movie Festival: Moviegoers get an ice-cream fix while watching Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix under the stars. Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, at dusk. Free. Info, 862-9620. Eric Clapton’s Crossroads Guitar Festival 2010: A two-hour cut of the June music bash features refrains by the legendary guitarist and artists such as John Mayer, the Allman Brothers Band, B.B. King, Sheryl Crow and Jeff Beck. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12.50. Info, 660-9300.

food & drink Community Lunch Series: In celebration of 12 years in business, the St. Johnsbury Food Co-op invites neighbors to a midday meal on the house. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 11:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. Derby Farmers Market: See SAT.24, 9:30 a.m.2:30 p.m. Johnson Farmers Market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. Main Street, Johnson, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1682. North Hero Farmers Market: A weekly July food-and-crafts exchange draws Champlain Island farmers, artisans, cooks and bakers. Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5912. Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. ‘People’s Pantry’: See MON.26, 4-7 p.m. ‘Preserving 101: Lacto-Fermented Pickles’: Craving crunchy pickles sans vinegar? Learn how to cure cukes with sea salt in a method that doesn’t require canning. Preregister. The Chubby Muffin, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.24, 3-6 p.m. Thetford Hill Community Market: Vendors supply localvores with an array of baked treats, honey, maple syrup and veggies. Thetford Hill Green, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4404.

health & fitness Deeksha Oneness Experience: Stressed-out souls find peace of mind and rejuvenation in this spiritual transfer of energy. Christ Church Presbyterian, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $3-5 donation. Info, 233-2638. Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance

Creative Tuesdays: Artist-in-residence Frank Gonzalez and “sorcerer’s apprentice” Liz Crawford engage imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Drop-In Story Time: Preschoolers get wrapped up in creative tales and tunes. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Fly Tying: David Henderson aids anglers ages 10 and up in attaching materials to a fly-fishing hook. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. Story Hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of tykes of all ages. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Teen Book Club & Library Volunteers: Litlovin’ adolescents talk about recent reads and assist with summer events. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Tom Joyce: Breathtaking tricks and puppetry abound as this “magic man” entertains folks of all ages. Cabot Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721 or 426-3581.

music Castleton Concerts on the Green: Banjo Dan and the Mid-nite Plowboys headline a familyfun night of acoustic bluegrass entertainment. Castleton Village Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. Concert in the Park: The Waterbury Community Band makes merry music out of doors. Waterbury Center Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-4977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo.com. KoSA Music Festival: Memo Acevedo, Anders Åstrand, Bill Bachman and other internationally renowned artists highlight nightly performances. Casella Theater, Castleton State College, 8 p.m. $510; free for ages 12 and under. Info, 468-1119. Outdoor Concert Series: Picnickers soak up spirited country and honky-tonk sounds from the Starline Rhythm Boys on the green. Fairfax Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. ‘Songs at Mirror Lake’: The Press Project offer a hip-hop, jazz and soul repertoire at a weekly musical gathering. Mid’s Park, Lake Placid, N.Y., 79 p.m. Free. Info, 518-524-4328. Summer Music in the Park: Mango Jam provide the tunes at this meadow concert, while a farmers market offers produce for people to pack themselves a picnic. Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 6 p.m. $5 includes beach and picnicarea access. Info, 372-8400. Tuesday Night Live: The Eames Brothers Band offer soulful blues tunes in the open air. Legion Field, Johnson, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7826. Vermont Mozart Festival: ‘Piano at the Ponds’: Pianist Gil Shohat leads a Chopin recital, including Nocturnes, op. 9, nos. 1 and 2; Ballade no. 1, op. 23; Grande valse brillante, op. 31; and more. The Ponds at Bolton Valley, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $28.5036. Info, 862-7352. Village Harmony: See WED.21, College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m.

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Afro-Brazilian Percussion Class: Community band Sambatucada teach the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae and baião. Call for specific location. Various locations, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.

Book Discussion: Bookworms in middle school and up consider classic children’s lit selections, such as this week’s Peter Pan, over lunch. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, noon. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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‘Mending Mamas’: Moms sit and stitch, sharing current craft projects, stories and ideas. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-7417.

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‘Traveling the Path to Enlightenment’: Students of all levels get a practical overview of Tibetan Buddhism. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:308:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

‘Black and White in Color’: See MON.26, noon4 p.m.

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Music With Peter: See THU.22, 10:45 a.m.

‘Time Travel Tuesday’: Visitors cook on a woodstove, churn butter and lend a hand with other late-19th-century farmhouse chores and pastimes. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.

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Betsy Bott: The local author of Made From Scratch signs copies of the book, which collects the recipes and stories of Richmond’s Daily Bread Bakery & Café. Peace and Justice Center, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

Monday Matinée: A young boy strikes up an unlikely friendship with a killer whale in Free Willy. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

Sewing Workshop: ‘Learn the Basics’: Novice stitchers get acquainted with sewing machines, fabrics and seams. Preregister. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 9-11 a.m. $20 includes all materials. Info, 295-5804, uppervalleysewop@ gmail.com.

physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.


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sport ‘Get to Know Your BiKe’: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks AdAm BoYce: In “Sprightly Steps: Vermont’s Contra and Square Dancing Tradition,” the speaker discusses the history of fiddle-driven dances in the Green Mountains. Town Hall, Wallingford, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 446-3560.

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‘Avenue Q’: See WED.21, 7:30 p.m.

‘KinG leAr’: Donald Rowe stars in Unadilla Theatre’s production of the famous Shakespeare tragedy, which probes the conflict of good versus evil. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968, unadilla@pshift.com.

celeBritY hAPPY hour: Hang out by the bar with Gabrielle Komorowski of NewsChannel 5 and UVM men’s basketball team member Kyle Cieplicki at a benefit for Ronald McDonald House Charities. All tips are donated. Sweetwaters, Burlington, 5:30-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 862-4943. church suPPer: Pork, baked beans and coleslaw make their way onto plates and into bellies. Richmond Congregational Church, 5:30 p.m. $3.50-8; takeout available. Info, 434-2789.

All washed up: Are we asking too much of our streams?

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kids ‘BlAcK And white in color’: See MON.26, noon4 p.m.

crAFtsBurY chAmBer PlAYers mini concerts: See WED.21, 4:30 p.m. ‘oceAn creAtures’: What critters reside under the sea? Little ones in grades 1 to 5 find out. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. ‘Peter the music mAn’: See WED.21, 12:30-1 p.m.

sewinG worKshoP: ‘leArn the BAsics’: See TUE.27, 6-8 p.m.

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Film screeninG & discussion: Bruce Posner explains the 2K digital restoration of Paul Strand and Charles Sheeler’s 1921 motion picture “Manhatta” before showing clips from two films produced in a similar cubist style: Hollywood Boulevard and N.Y., N.Y. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2808. metroPolitAn oPerA summer encore series: cAtAmount Arts center: Elina Garanča and Roberto Alagna star in Bizet’s ever-popular Carmen. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 748-2600. metroPolitAn oPerA summer encore series: PAlAce 9: See above listing, Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $12.50-15. Info, 660-9300.

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‘wAter Your imAGinAtion’ summer creAtivitY series: Little ones ages 5 and up concoct silly putty and more in “Be a Mad Scientist.” Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

Ben & JerrY’s indoor movie series: Moviegoers bring blankets, pillows or chairs to get settled for a screening of Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix. University Mall, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8888.

‘silenced voices’: A new documentary film by the Vermont Migrant Farmworker Solidarity Project considers the causes and effects of migration. Fairfield Community Center, East Fairfield,

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‘river trAcKinG’: EarthWalk Vermont’s Angela Gibbons leads a hunt for signs of mink, muskrat, otter and beaver. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquith publiclibrary@hotmail.com.

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south hero FArmers mArKet: See WED.21, 47 p.m.

wed.28 BurnhAm Knitters: See WED.21, 6-8 p.m.

villAGe hArmonY: See WED.21, Congregational Church, Danville, 7:30 p.m.

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vermont mozArt FestivAl: ‘sAx on the BeAch’: The Steve Wilson Trio interpret tunes from the Great American Songbook, in addition to jazz standards and original works. Gates open at 5:30 p.m. for picnicking. Grand Isle Lake House, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $28.50-36. Info, 862-7352.

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the swell seAson: Glen Hansard and Markéta Irglová — stars of the 2007 Academy Award winner for Best Original Song, Once — create heartfelt folk-rock melodies. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:15-10:45 p.m. $36.50-50.25. Info, 652-0777.

lAmoille vAlleY YeAr-round FArmers ArtisAn mArKet: See WED.21, 3-6:30 p.m.

GArret Keizer: The author of The Unwanted Sound of Everything We Want: A Book About Noise talks about the consequences of living in a loud world. Galaxy Bookshop, Hardwick, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5533.

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cuff jazz sounds. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-6242.

mAsterPiece GArden tour: Museum garden staff draw attention to the bushes and blooms of Bostwick Garden, Shelburne Museum, 1 p.m. Regular museum admission, $5-20. Info, 985-3346.

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BrAndi cArlile: The singer-songwriter produces a medley of catchy folk-rock and alt-country airs. Good Old War open. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $25-32. Info, 775-0903. cAPitAl citY BAnd: See WED.21, 7-8 p.m. concerts on the BluFF: Singer-songwriter Roy Hurd and fiddler Frank Orsini are the center of attention in a family-friendly gig. On the bluff, Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-562-4161. crAFtsBurY chAmBer PlAYers summer concert series: A Vermont ensemble performs classical compositions by Bach, Brahms and Debussy. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $820. Info, 800-639-3443. KosA music FestivAl: See TUE.27, 8 p.m. Point counterPoint: The faculty music group lets loose a program of chamber music, in memory of Constance Holden. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 382-9222. summer sonGwriters show: Rachel Hamilton, Carol Ann Jones and Rebecca Padula blend folk, jazz, blues and bluegrass. Pavilion, Essex Shoppes & Cinema, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. the imProvisions JAzz QuArtet: Pianist Michael Arnowitt and three others create off-the-

vermont lAKe monsters: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Hudson Valley Renegades. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200.

talks summer lecture series: In “Design, Process and Feel: The Importance of Handwork in Furniture Design,” furniture maker Charles Shackleton speaks about hand-carved details and inspirations. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

theater ‘AlwAYs ... PAtsY cline’: See TUE.27, 8 p.m. ‘Avenue Q’: See WED.21, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘lucKY stiFF’: Harry Witherspoon is heir to his uncle’s fortune, on one condition: He must cart the dead body around for a fun-filled Monte Carlo vacation. The Skinner Barn Theatre Company presents this over-the-top musical comedy. Skinner Barn, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 496-4422, info@ theskinnerbarn.com. ‘mAd Forest’: Professional actors play a role in the Bread Loaf Acting Ensemble’s production of Caryl Churchill’s drama, set around the Romanian Revolution of 1989. Burgess Meredith Little Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free; reservations required. Info, 443-2771. ‘the 25th AnnuAl PutnAm countY sPellinG Bee’: See WED.21, 8 p.m.

words BooK discussion series: ‘A mYsterious lens on AmericAn culture’: A thought-provoking cultural backdrop makes Barbara Neely’s Blanche Cleans Up more than a simple whodunit. George Peabody Library, Post Mills, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-9724. ‘ProPhetic odYsseY’: See WED.21, 11:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. ‘reAdinGs in the AthenAeum’: Vermont poets Mary Ruefle and David Hinton give voice to passages in a summer reading series. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. m


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WILDERNESS FIRST AID & CPR: Wilderness First Aid: Aug. 14 & 15, 9 a.m-4 p.m. CPR: Aug. 14, 5 p.m. Cost: $220/both courses, $175/WFA only, $45/CPR only. Location: Essex CHIPS, 2 Lincoln St. , Essex Junction. Info: Essex CHIPS, Aaron Kinnart, 802-878-6982, aaron@essexchips.org, www.EssexCHIPS.org. The Wilderness First Aid course will prepare participants to deal with a crisis in the wilderness, a great resource for those who spend a lot of time outdoors. The CPR course, a basic CPR course, will certify participants through the American Heart Association Heartsaver CPR program in basic CPR. WILDERNESS FIRST RESPONDER: Aug. 15-22, 8 a.m.-5 p.m.. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Suite 212B, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, Sara Mehalick, 802-881-0419, sara@theflashbulb.org, www.theflashbulb.org. The Flashbulb Institute is bringing trainers from SOLO Schools (www. solochools.com) to teach this 72-hour certificate course. Wilderness First Responder certification is an advanced medic training required for many outdoor-related jobs and is often recommended to people interested in street medic training. Grants available!

fitness NUWARRIOR PHYSICAL ARTS: Location: Several locations in Greater Burlington area, Burlington. Info: Scott Kirby, 802-999-8523, scottkirby333@gmail. com, www.nuwarrior.net. Nuwarrior Physical Arts is a progressive personal

gardening MARIJKE’S PERENNIAL GARDENS & OPEN HOUSE: Jul. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Location: Marijke’s Perennial Gardens Plus, 1299 Robert Young Rd. (Rt. 116 to Rt. 17 East; follow VT directional signs), Starksboro. Info: 802-4537590. Garden tours at 11 a.m. and 3 p.m. Talk on native perennial plants at 1 p.m. Music. Hardy fieldgrown perennial plants, small fruits and showy containers for sale. 35 exquisite display gardens in a mountainous wildlife setting. Open daily 9 a.m.6 p.m. Closed Tuesday and Wednesday.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Eat on the Wild Side, Wed., July 21, 6-8 p.m., $20. Wild Edibles 2010: Enhancing Local Food Security summer/fall term, Sundays 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Aug 8, Sept. 12, Oct. 3; tuition $300; apply for VSAC nondegree grant. Plan ahead and apply now for VSAC nondegree grant for 2011 programs, Wild Edibles & Wisdom of the Herbs, while funds are plentiful. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 802-456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

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Production: Aug. 2-7; Passive Solar Design: Aug. 30-Sept. 4. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, 294 North Winooski Ave., Suite 212B, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, Sara Mehalick, 802-881-0419, sara@theflashbulb.org, www.theflashbulb.org. Urban Food Production and Passive Solar Design are two hands-on courses applying what is commonly learned in a Permaculture Design Certification Course. Classes include observation of existing urban permaculture projects, discussion and reflection on key concepts, and a final small design/build project. Classes take place in an urban environment.

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BICYCLE REPAIR & MAINTENANCE: Level 1, Aug. 9-14, Sept. 6-11; Level 102: July 26-31, Aug. 23-28, Sept. 20-25. Location: The Flashbulb Institute, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Suite 212B, Burlington. Info: The Flashbulb Institute, Sara Mehalick, 802-881-0419, sara@theflashbulb.org, www.theflashbulb.org. Hands-on course with a max of five students. Each student will have his/her own bike stand and work space. Level 101 will cover the basics of bicycle repair and Level 102 will build on that. Students will have access to a bicycle tool share and stands for one year. DIRT DIVAS MOUNTAIN BIKE CLINIC: Aug. 7. Location: Millstone Hill, East Barre. Info: Girls Move Mountains, 802-229-2976, info@girlsmovemoun tains.org. Girls Move Mountains in partnership with Millstone Touring and Onion River Sports is

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martial arts AIKIDO: Special summer rates -- Join with a friend and recieve one free month of introductory Aikido classes. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 802-9518900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises,

aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. Adult classes seven days a week. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. AIKIDO: Tues.-Fri., 6-7:30 p.m.; Saturdays, 9-10 a.m.; & Sundays, 10-11:30 a.m. Visitors are always welcome. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 802-862-9785, www.vermontaikido.org. Aikido 101: Join us for a free class! “Introduction to Aikido” begins at 10 a.m., the 3rd Saturday of each month. Please bring or wear loose-fitting exercise clothing; plan to arrive 15 minutes early to register. This class is a gentle introduction to basic movement and training, open to everyone interested in learning more about Aikido. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, Julio@

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meditation INTRODUCTION TO ZEN: Sat., July 24, 9:30 a.m.4:30 p.m. Cost: $55/allday workshop, lunch incl. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 802-985-9746, ecross@crosscontext. net, www.vzc.org. The workshop is conducted by an ordained Zen Buddhist teacher and focuses on the theory and meditation practices of Zen Buddhism. Preregistration required. Call for more info, or register online. vermontzen. org/workshops.html. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday

mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www. burlingtonshambhalactr. org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. LEARN MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: 7 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Location: Exquisite Mind Studio, 88 King St., Burlington. Info: Exquisite Mind, Arnie Kozak, 802-660-8043, drkozak@exquisitemind. com, exquisitemind.com. Learn to meditate and participate in ongoing mindfulness meditation practice community at the new Exquisite Mind Studio. Nonsectarian Buddhistbased mindfulness meditation. No-fee instructions, weekly practice sessions and monthly retreats. Free weekly introductory program. Read the blog at www.blog.beliefnet.com/ mindfulnessmatters.

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reiki REIKI II CLASS: Aug. 7-8, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Cost: $150/10-hour class. Location: HeartSong Reiki, Stockbridge. Info: HeartSong Reiki, Kelly McDermott-Burns, 802746-8834, kelly@heartsongreiki.com, www.heartsongreiki.com. Class will introduce the first three Reiki symbols. Students will experience the energy of each symbol through the three attunements and use of jumon, mantras and precepts. Additional meditation techniques will be practiced. Ethics and creating a professional practice discussed. Includes manual and certificate. Animal Reiki I Class: Sept. 12-13.

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snake style tai chi chUan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi. org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

evolUtion yoGa: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-8649642, yoga@evolutionvt. com, www.evolutionvt. com. evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, anusara-inspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/ kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog. emerGinG selF: a yoGa class For Women 18-24 yrs. olD: Aug. 2-18, 5:306:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon., Wed. Cost: $90/series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-6589440, www.vtcyt.com. It will focus on relaxation, balance, strength and centering techniques taught through asana, pranayama and meditation. restorative yoGa W/ emily Garrett: Aug. 22, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $20/session. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga and Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 802-658-9440, www. vtcyt.com. Restorative Yoga is a gentle, therapeutic practice that allows the body to open at its own pace. Using props for support, we hold poses for a long time without effort or force. This allows the body to relax deeply while the mind rests. expanded awareness of your body’s unique holding patterns. m

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Watercolor Workshop: Aug. 9-13, 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Cost: $375/workshop. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, Morgan Powers, 802-985-3648, info@shelburneartcenter. org, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Instructor: Joel Popadics. each day the workshop will begin with a 9 a.m. watercolor demonstration with guidance on how to approach outdoor landscape painting. also, demonstration of all concepts covered occurring after lunch. landscapes will include shelburne Farms, shelburne Museum and other pastoral landscapes. 1-Day copperFoil staineD Glass: Aug. 14, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $120/ members; $140/nonmembers; $40/materials. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. One-day introductory stained-glass workshop for beginners to learn the louis comfort Tiffany copperfoil method of constructing stained glass. select one of 10 patterns. learn to select glass colors, cut glass, apply copperfoil, solder and finish a panel. all materials supplied. intro-aDvanceD WooDWorkinG: Sep. 20-Dec. 6, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Cost: $300/members; $335/nonmembers; $35/ materials. Location: Shelburne Art Center, Shelburne. Info: 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. Instructor: Tom McDaniel. Woodworkers will be given a chance to design and build their own furniture. Designs for chairs, dressers, beds and desks will be drawn by the students and then applied with the help of the

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Habitat for Artists Collective at Helen Day Art Center rapping up his fourth full day in a 6-by-6-foot wooden studio shed in Stowe last week, Edward Alonzo perched on the plywood ledge that serves as a desk, drawing board and seat, one leg dangling out the open window. The 29-year-old Burlington artist was working on the maquette for a sculpture, a kind of three-dimensional interpretation of a Greek key, the winding border motif common in the architecture of ancient Greece. The finished work will be a meandering path made of tile and glass that rises and falls like a staircase, he explained, reaching about 5 feet off the ground at its center. At the moment, though, the maquette was just cardboard and tape on a wooden ledge, and it was hard to focus on, given the stunning view out the window right behind it. The studio sits at the entrance to the Stowe Recreation Path, and the window tempted glances at a brook wandering gently toward the hills. Then again, perhaps the final artwork wasn’t really what mattered. While Alonzo was inhabiting this structure, he and his process were the work of art. At least, that’s the goal the Helen Day Art Center, partnering with the Habitat for Artists Collective, seems to be after. The two organizations say the mission they are pursuing in the barebones shed over the next month is twofold: They will provide area artists with access to precious free studio space and serve as “a catalyst for mutual engagement between artists and communities.” These studio sheds are nothing new in New York; they’ve been popping up around the state since 2008, when artist Simon Draper initiated the first Habitat for Artists project, in the Hudson Valley. But this is the first time they’ve crossed over to Vermont. In Stowe, the habitat isn’t much to look at — granted, it’s only been up for about a week — and it has yet to inspire hoards of passersby to take an interest in the arts. But it has sparked some unusual interactions. If it weren’t for the handpainted welcome sign propped against it — and the flung-open door and window — the studio could be mistaken for an outhouse, or a kids’ clubhouse. About a week into

WHILE ALONZO WAS INHABITING THIS STRUCTURE,

HE AND HIS PROCESS WERE THE WORK OF ART. the project, it was still relatively unadorned. A dove had been drawn on the front wall by the door, and the rear outer wall was decorated with colorful wooden tiles. Alonzo said he spent his first two days in the shed reading the magazine Artforum and testing the willingness of passersby to approach the space. At first, he sat looking out the window, his back to the open door. None of the people passing dared disturb him. But later he turned his body a little and put up the welcome sign. Soon enough, people began poking their heads in and starting conversations. But they weren’t always the target audience.

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“Most of the people who come in, surprisingly, seem to have a relationship with art already, and probably have a relationship in some way with Helen Day or the local art scene,” Alonzo said. He could tell because they’d say things such as, “Oh, is this an installation piece?” “So that’s been a little disappointing,” Alonzo went on. “Even though this is

sort of a nontraditional gallery outside, it still puts off some people; it still makes them scared.” It was looking like that would be the case the afternoon I visited. In fact, I was starting to feel like the whole thing was a bust — until Kurt Santamore showed up. The nearly 13-year-old Stowe native had visited the shed daily since it opened last week — which seemed odd, given that Kurt described himself as hating art. But now he was part of it. When Alonzo took up residence in the habitat, he found a note from the previous artist tacked to the wall inside. It introduced Kurt as one of the cooler visitors to drop by and, perhaps unwittingly, he incorporated the seventh-grader into the living artwork. Alonzo recorded each of Kurt’s visits, tacking the tales to the wall. When Kurt showed up on his bike last Thursday, right on schedule, his blond hair hung wet around his face, and his eyes were red from an hourand-a-half swim in the nearby river. He plopped himself down on the fold-out chair inside the habitat. “I’ve been trying to convince Kurt to become a sculptor, because sculptors rock,” Alonzo said. “But he doesn’t like art.” “Why not?” I asked. “I just don’t like it,” Kurt said, grabbing a mess of wire from the ledge. Earlier, with Alonzo’s help, he’d tried to fashion it into a bicycle. Now he crumpled the wire between his hands. When I introduced myself, he explained that he’d been in the local newspaper six times already. “What for?” “I did art,” Kurt said, chuckling. “I made a fish. I was forced to do it in elementary school.” “So why spend so much time in this artists’ habitat?” “I like hanging out with this guy,” Kurt said, grinning ear to ear. The habitat may be a tiny catalyst, after all. M EG A N JA M ES Habitat for Artists Collective, Helen Day Art Center, Stowe. Through August 15.


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mAnAgeD lAnDscAPes: Vermont Photo Space Gallery is seeking photography submissions for its juried Managed Landscapes Exhibit. Deadline is August 18 at midnight. www.vermontphotospace.com/ex5

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JurieD Artist members: Call to artists for submissions to become juried artist members at Rutland’s Chaffee Art Center. More info, visit Chaffeeartcenter.org or call 775-0356. 2010 south enD Art hoP! Artists in all media are encouraged to register for the 18th annual Art Hop. Deadline to ensure inclusion in the program guide: July 23. Info, 859-9222, www.seaba.com. FAhc seeKing submissions: Fletcher Allen’s Development Office and Artwork Committee is seeking artwork for our 2011 calendar. Each year this calendar features artwork from Vermont artists and is distributed throughout Fletcher Allen and to other associated groups. All 2-D media will be considered. Submissions can be abstract works, and can include photographs of 3-D works. Seasonal artwork encouraged. Deadline for submissions: July 30. For submission info, contact Laura at laura.simmers@vtmednet. org, or call 847-0075.

Art on mAin exhibitor Jury: Bristol nonprofit gallery seeks new exhibitors in a variety of media; very limited space for 2-D. Jury August 7, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Details and application at www.artonmain.net/ forms.html.

susAn rAber brAy: The artist talks about her process and inspiration. Thursday, July 22, 7-8:30 p.m., Frog Hollow, Burlington. ‘Art in bloom’ FestiVAl: The fourth annual festival features works by nearly 30 area artisans as well as entertainment, music and food; benefit for Fairfax Fire and Rescue. Saturday, July 24, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., Swanson’s Farm & Nursery, Fairfax. Info, 849-2570. bcA Art mArKet: Local artists and crafters sell their wares at this Burlington City Arts-sponsored open-air bazaar every weekend, weather permitting. Saturday, July 24, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington. Info, 865-7166. beth robinson: The Burlington artist is working on her “strange dolls” in mixed media for her eight-week residency in the fourth-floor gallery space, and welcomes visitors. Saturday, July 24, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Info, 865-7166. shelburne Artists’ mArKet: Local artists and artisans show

ongoing ‘Alzheimer’s: Forgetting Piece by Piece’: An exhibit of 52 contemporary quilted works that offer poignant tribute to victims of the disease, organized by the Alzheimer’s Art Quilt Initiative; and audio recordings of stories from elders, in conjunction with Vermont Public Radio and The StoryCorps Memory Loss Initiative. Also, ‘circus DAy in AmericA’: A multimedia exhibit celebrating

recePtions the PAleteers: Members of the central Vermont art club put on a summer art show and sale for Barre Heritage Days. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m., 12-6 p.m., 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. at Aldrich Public Library in Barre. Reception: Wednesday, July 21, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 262-6400. ‘mADe in hollywooD: PhotogrAPhs From the John KobAl FounDAtion’: Nearly 100 vintage prints by Tinsel Town studio photographers of legends such as Elizabeth Taylor, Marilyn Monroe, Rita Hayworth and others. Through September 12 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover. Reception: A reception follows the opening lecture by alum Robert Dance, author of two books on photography from Hollywood’s golden age. Friday, July 23, 4:30-6 p.m. Info, 603-646-2426.

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JosePh P. sAginor & chris groschner: Oil paintings and 16t-himalayanmarket061610.indd 1 acrylic collage, respectively, in a weekend exhibit. 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. & 12-3 p.m. at in . Reception: Saturday, July 24, 4-6 p.m. Info, 439-3730. July FeAtureD Artists: the colors of a Vermont summer are represented by 10 painters and three sculptors in the Yester House. 4-6 p.m. at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Reception: Saturday, July 24, 4-6 p.m. ‘trilogy: three FrienDs, three yeArs, three PersPectiVes in monotyPe’: Unique hand-pulled prints by Vermont artists Jane Morgan, Dorothy Martinez and Carol Boucher. Through August 15 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Reception: Sunday, July 25, 3-5 p.m. Info, 899-3211.

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Art AnD culture oF the Fox hunt’: Artwork, film footage and artifacts from the heyday of the sport in America; ‘the Art oF ogDen Pleissner: A Retrospective from the Collection’: More than 30 rarely seen oils, watercolors and drypoints; ‘gooD Fences: Vermont stone wAlls’: An outdoor exhibit exploring the medium’s history, variety and materials; and ‘wArren Kimble’s AmericA’: Favorite works from the country’s best-known contemporary folk artist. Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

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‘looKing For A PlAce: mFA in interDisciPlinAry Arts resiDency Art crAwl’: A collaborative exhibition of objects, images and performance from students and faculty in the program. Tuesday, July 27, 9-11 p.m., Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield. Info, 322-1617.

beth robinson: Closing reception for the Burlington artist-in-residence. 5-8 p.m. at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Reception: Saturday, July 24, 5-8 p.m.

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corin hewitt: “The Grey Flame and the Brown Light,” a multimedia exhibit by the Burlington-born artist, employing sculpture, video and elements of the Vermont landscape to explore the origins of experience and questions of nativity and the artistic process. On Fridays and Saturdays throughout July, the artist will be in the gallery working inside a small-scale reproduction of a community auditorium stage. Through September 4 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. Talk: Tuesday, July 27, 7-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7165.

the chAmPlAin islAnDs Artists’ orgAnizAtion: Annual art show and sale of works in a variety of media by CIAO members. 1-7 p.m., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. at North Hero Community Hall in North Hero. Reception: Friday, July 23, 4-7 p.m. Info, 343-7118.

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JAmes KAngoroti: The Nairobi artist is creating new work in stone and wood as part of the Kenya Artist in Residence program. Through July 27 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Talk: The artist discusses his work in presentations in the CSSC main building. Wednesday, July 21, 7-8:30 p.m. Info, 438-2097.

thirD AnnuAl worlDwiDe Photo wAlK: Gallery director Lia Rothstein will lead a walk around the town as the local site host of this global social photography event. Saturday, July 24, 5:30-7:30 p.m., PHOTOSTOP, White River Junction. Info, 698-0320.

‘60s. July 23 through August 17 at Adirondack Art Association Gallery in Essex. Reception: Friday, July 23, 6-8 p.m.

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‘A centenniAl celebrAtion: the Art oF FrAncis colburn AnD ronAlD slAyton’: In honor of the 100th anniversary of their births, the museum honors two of Vermont’s finest painters and lifelong friends with an exhibit of more than 50 paintings, drawings, watercolors and prints, as well as audio recordings and poetry. Through August 29 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Talk: A lunchtime conversation about the art of the two painters with Adriane Colburn, Tom Slayton and museum curator Aimee Marcereau DeGalan. Wednesday, July 21, 12:15-1:30 p.m. Info, 656-0750.

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‘Ansel AdAms And edwArd Burtynsky: ConstruCted lAndsCApes’: The centerpiece exhibit of the season features more than 60 images by the renowned photographer of the American wilderness and the contemporary Canadian photographer who focuses on human impact in the natural world. Through October 24 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. CAsey BlAnChArd: Mixed-media monoprints, Gates 1 & 2; JAy Vogler: abstract paintings in oil and wax, Skyway; and phil herBison: “Wall Soup,” mixed media on wood panel, Escalator. Through July 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 985-3037. ChArles pApillo: “Things You Wanted to Make Real,” an installation of found and created objects based on the idea of open-ended storytelling and exploring the artist’s personal philosophy of “life as art.” Through August 13 at Jager DiPaola Kemp Design in Burlington. Info, 864-5884. Corliss BlAkely: “Visions of Nature,” floral and still life paintings created on the artist’s iPhone and iPad. On view Saturdays and during First Friday art walks. Through September 25 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Info, 652-4505. dJ BArry: “Alien World,” the largest painting around town that depicts alien life wandering in an alien world. Through July 31 at Blue Cat Cafe & Wine Bar in Burlington. Info, 461-5814. dArshAnA Bolt: Figurative paintings by the Burlington artist. Through July 31 at North End Studio in Burlington. Info, 863-6713. dAVid mAgnAnelli: Artworks in pencil, acrylic and multimedia inspired by everyday events, metaphysics, Buddhism and sacred geometry. Through August 23 at Muddy Waters in Burlington. Info, 999-7725. diCk Brunelle: New contemporary abstract paintings in watercolor and acrylic. Through July 30 at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington. Info, 864-0989. essex Art leAgue: “Artist’s Choice,” a selection of works by members of the arts group. Through August 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

‘in the wild’: Juried wildlife photography from around the world. Through August 6 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Info, 777-3686. JAVier Cintron: “Sol y Luna,” collage paintings that contrast the landscape of summer between Puerto Rico and Vermont. Through July 31 at 1/2 Lounge in Burlington. Info, 865-0012.

JessiCA shAnAhAn: “Tarot: A New Translation,” artworks mounted on board and laminated to resemble giant cards. Through July 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

kAri meyer: “Natural Paths: A Portrait of Vermont’s Rivers, Roads and Forests,” acrylic paintings. Through August 8 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 272-4763. kAthArine montstreAm: New “Church Street Looking North” prints and Flashbags, as well as new Adirondack paintings. Through July 31 at Montstream Studio in Burlington. Info, 862-8752.

molly hodgdon: Nature-inspired watercolor and pen-and-ink works. Through August 31 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 793-8482. ‘montAge: the 18th AnnuAl summer group show’: Sixteen of Vermont’s finest artists exhibit works in a variety of media. Through August 10 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. niCholAs heilig: “Two Rooms, Two Styles,” a dual exhibit of artwork in “Liquid Lines” and “Animal Abstracts” themes. Through August 30 at Nunyuns Bakery & Cafe in Burlington. Info, 558-2796.

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‘people & portrAits’: A diverse selection of paintings, photography and sculpture featuring people and faces, by customers and staff. Through July 31 at Artists’ Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236. peter Bruno: “Another Country,” photographs, mixed media and box constructions. Through July 31 at August First in Burlington. Info, 540-0060. ‘piCture yourself: the photoBooth in AmeriCA, 1926-2010’: A selection of American photobooth photographs and equipment collected by Burlington artist and photo historian Nakki Goranin. Through September 1 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. rAymond mCCArthy Bergeron: High dynamic range photography, which captures greater luminance and more saturated color, and traditional photography with a focus on landscape and abstract organics. Through July 31 at The Block Gallery in Winooski. Info, 373-5150.

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‘roBots And rAyguns’: A group exhibit that channels the futuristic aesthetic of a bygone era: life-sized robots in clay by John Brickels, “steampunk” Rayguns by Jonathan Ward, and other works by Martha Hull, Dan Siegel and Justin Atherton. Through July 31 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Info, 578-2512. s.r. wild: Collage and assemblage of found, discarded items representing the artist’s experiences, failures and observations. Through August 31 at SEABA Gallery in Burlington. Info, 793-8482. sAm k.: Photographically based digital prints and montages. Through August 30 at Speeder & Earl’s (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 793-8482. steVe hogAn: “Hogie Goes Bananas,” cartoony, “low-brow” art inspired by popular culture and animation. Through August 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 793-8482. ‘storied oBJeCts: trACing women’s liVes in Vermont’: Artifacts from the museum’s permanent collection, along with oral and written narratives of Vermont women from the Vermont Folklife Center and UVM’s Special Collections, offer a glimpse into Vermont life from the 19th century onward. Through September 3 at Fleming Museum, UVM in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. susAn rABer BrAy: “By Land and Air,” clay bird and goat forms by the Vermont artist. Through July 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458. ‘the Cows Come home to Burlington’: More than 30 life-sized fiberglass bovines, hand-painted by Vermont artists and installed on platforms, appear to be grazing around downtown in this public art festival. At the end of the exhibition, the cows will be auctioned to benefit the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger. Through September 30 at Burlington in Burlington. Info, 863-3489. BURLINGTON AREA ART SHOWS

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keVyn Cundiff: Stained-glass pieces by the Burlington artist, in the Main Reading Room.

miChAel strAuss: High chroma impressionist landscapes in acrylic and ink. Through August 2 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 865-2329.

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miChAel egAn & CArol stenBerg: Glass works and photographs, respectively. Through July 31 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822.

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JeAn CArlson mAsseAu: “Lake, Land, Light,” large giclee color photographs printed on watercolor paper, featuring images of the light on Lake Champlain and the surrounding valley. Through August 31 at Shelburne Vineyard. Info, 985-8222.

mAry e. Johnson & dAn higgins: “Community,” silver-gelatin, black-and-white photographs of the people in the artist’s life; and “The Changing Face of Winooski,” silver-gelatin and color prints of the people and places of the city since 1969, respectively. Through August 26 at Community College of Vermont in Winooski. Info, 654-0513.

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gerArd w. rinAldi: “Homage to Giorgio,” an exhibit by the Chelsea artist inspired by the still lifes of Giorgio Morandi. Through August 13 at McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College in Colchester. Info, 685-3321.

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THREE GREEN DOOR ARTISTS: Photography using 35mm and 120 film by Ben Aleshire; abstract-expressionist, mixed-media drawings and paintings by Maya Urbanowicz; and paintings by Pippa Harrison. Through July 30 at Green Door Studio in Burlington. Info, 999-7788. ‘UNALTERED’: A group exhibit of works in multiple media by the 14 artists and writers of previous exhibit “Alter(ed) Ego.” Through July 26 at Flynndog in Burlington. VERMONT PHOTO GROUP SHOW: The 22nd annual exhibit of members’ works in a diverse range of styles, in the Pickering Room. Through July 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. ‘WE ART WOMEN: FROM OUR PERSPECTIVE’: A group show including works in a variety of media by nine artists in the women’s art co-op. Through August 31 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

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‘YOUNG BURLINGTON CHILDREN’: An exhibit that highlights results of research by local teachers on little ones at play in Robin’s Nest, Pine Forest Community School, UVM Campus Children’s School and the Burlington Children’s Space. Through August 5 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

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AMALIA ELANA VERALLI: Macro and flower photography large and small by the central Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Red Hen Bakery in Middlesex. Info, 496-3162. ‘ANARCHY’: A group show in a variety of media that express the titular theme, Main Floor Gallery; ‘Not Just Child’s Play’: Works by Barre students, Second Floor Gallery; and Angelo Arnold & Jason Baldwin: “Detours.” Through July 31 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. ANDREA GREITZER & ROB STRONG: “in.side/ out.side,” photographs that explore the areas of museums that surround art; and parking lots, industrial façades and metal structures along America’s highways, respectively. Through July 30 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Info, 698-0320.

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ANNETTE LORRAINE: “Mixing It Up,” watercolors by the land conservationist. Through July 31 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.

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‘COSMIC CANVAS’: Paintings by Vermont artists Missy Storrow, Linda Maney and Robin LaHue. Through July 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. DENNIS MURPHY: “Less Is Enough,” new explorations in oil pastels and digitally enhanced photography by the local artist, musician and gamelan maker. Through August 1 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

‘FACE TO FACE: AN EXHIBIT OF PORTRAITURE FROM THE UNIVERSITY COLLECTION’: Portraits spanning Chinese ancestral paintings to the 19th century; also a large-scale landscape, “Old Man of the Mountain” by Samuel Lancaster Jerry. Through August 1 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University. Info, 485-2448. HENRY STEINER: “Around the World in 80 Years,” photographs by the part-time local resident. Through September 6 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. ‘MOMENTA IV’: The fourth annual group print show was juried by art dealer Cynthia Reeves. Through July 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. PETER MACDONALD: “Images Past and Present,” acrylic paintings. Through July 31 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. RAY BROWN: New in geometric-inspired paintings by the local artist. Through August 30 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. SANDRA LORY: “Coffee and Cacao: Two Sacred Plants of the Global South,” photographs from Mexico by the Vermont herbalist. Through August 31 at Espresso Bueno in Barre. Info, 479-0896. T. WENDELKEN: “Midsummer Mysteries,” foundobject assemblages, mixed media and acrylic paintings. Through August 7 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338. ‘THE COLLECTORS SHOW 1’: What do artists collect and how do the objects influence their own art? This exhibit offers seven examples with collections of Felix de la Concha, Marcy Hermansader, Hoff

Susan Raber Bray The Vermont artist

teaches art in local colleges and works in several media. But mostly she’s a ceramic artist and owner of Springhouse Pottery in Charlotte. Her current exhibit at Frog Hollow in Burlington, entitled “By Land and Air,” illustrates some of the things she makes there — in this case, carved, burnished and fired birds and goats. The results are sculptural likenesses with a distinctive surface. Bray discusses her process, techniques and inspirations with the public this Thursday, July 22, at 7 p.m.


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Bryan Memorial Gallery’s annual juried exhibit features landscape paintings, primarily in a realist tradition, from all over New England. Cash prizes from the Alden and Mary Bryan Art Fund are given to the top four winners. This year the only Vermont winner was in first place: Stowe artist Kevin Fahey for his oil, “A Reflection of Molly” (pictured). Fahey also took home the Alden Bryan Medal for Best of Show. The entire exhibit will be on view through September 12.

Hoffman, John O’Brien, W. David Powell, Rosamond Purcell and Peter Thomashow. Through August 22 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. Virginia Webb & George Lawrence: Large oil landscapes, still lifes and portraits; and miniatures, watercolor and acrylic landscapes and abstracts, and matchbook paintings, respectively. Through August 29 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 431-0204.

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‘A Deep Look at a Small Town: Marlboro, VT’: Documentary photos and recordings by Forrest Holzapfel, who interviewed 200 of his fellow townsfolk in 1999. Through September 6 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. Cameron Schmitz: Abstracted prints by the Vermont artist, who is donating 30 percent of sales to the Willowell Foundation and Bristol Friends of the Arts. Through August 22 at Inn at Baldwin Creek & Mary’s Restaurant in Bristol. Info, 453-2432.

Celeste Forcier & Edward Loedding: “The Jackson Gallery in Bloom,” floral images in largeformat pigment prints, and watercolor and rice paper applique, respectively. Through July 25 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222.

Hannah Sessions & Stacey Stanhope: “Got Your Goat,” paintings and clay works, respectively, that reflect farm life. Through August 31 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956.

Lisa Kippen: “Currently Working,” drawings that investigate natural patterns, from those in the streambed near the Tunbridge artist’s house to the larger patterns left by glacial varves. Through August 10 at The Brick Box Gallery, Paramount Theatre in Rutland. Info, 235-2734.

Lyna Lou Nordstrom & Robert Compton: “Emerging Textures,” monoprints and Jomon-

Taylor Apostol & Evan Morse: “Intercourse,” recent sculptures. On view weekends or by appointment. Through August 15 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. ‘The Nature of Wood’: An exhibit of locally crafted furniture by Vermont woodworkers, 1790 to the present. Through October 23 at Sheldon Museum in Middlebury. Info, 388-2117.

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Annelein Beukenkamp: “Flourish,” floral watercolors by the Burlington painter. Through August 22 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. Debi Gobin & Holly Sierra: “Spirited Nature,” paintings and prints that celebrate nature. Through August 8 at The Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-6007. Diane Messinger: Recent self-portrait paintings by the Cape Cod artist that explore the unconscious, interior landscape. Through August 14 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. ‘Exposed! 2010’: UVM sculpture professor Meg McDevitt curates the annual outdoor sculpture exhibit featuring the works of 19 local artists, as well as three international artists, on view from the gallery grounds to sites around town. Through October 31 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

Judith Unger Murphy & Kim Darling: “Woman,” sculptural vessels and projected videos, respectively. Through July 31 at Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-2600. ‘Land and Light’: One hundred juried landscape paintings by 80 artists; and Nancy Stone: “One Woman Show,” watercolors, prints and mixed media by the Vermont artist. Through September 12 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100. Laura Heijn: “Mind of Winter,” landscape paintings by the local artist. Through September 5 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 730-6191. Lois Eby & Judith Wrend: “Energy in Space,” abstract, jazz- and Asian-inspired paintings; and colorful metal sculptures, respectively. Through August 15 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943. New Artist Exhibit: An exhibit with newcomers to the gallery, Lisa Morrison, sculpted tree paintings; Daniel Pattullo, paintings of Vermont scenes; Corliss Blakely and Clair Dunn, paintings and photography, respectively, made using iPhone technology. Returning artists Meta Strick and Kimberlee Forney add idiosyncratic paintings to the mix. Through July 31 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700. ‘Remembrance: A Memorial’: A collective, collaborative touring art project that, so far, comprises nearly 5000 abstract, figurative sculptures created from tea bags and representing fallen soldiers in the Iraq and Afghanistan wars. The project is ongoing and is open to new participants. Donations of materials are welcome. Through September 6 at Memphremagog Arts Collaborative in Newport. Info, 505-1265.

Joseph Chirchirillo: “Wind and Water,” kinetic sculptures. Through September 12 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405. July Featured Artists: the colors of a Vermont summer are represented by 10 painters and three sculptors in the Yester House. July 24 through August 24 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405. Stanley Tretick: “Bobby, Martin and John: Once Upon an American Dream,” 156 photographs of three 1960s leaders, Robert and John F. Kennedy and Martin Luther King Jr., from the archives of the former LOOK magazine photographer. Through September 12 at Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester. Info, 362-1405. ‘State of Craft’: An exhibit of works in various media by Vermont’s master crafters in the studio craft movement, 1960-2010. Through October 31 at Bennington Museum. Info, 447-1571.

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Follow the Money: Andy Warhol’s American Dream’: Paintings, photographs and prints of coins and dollar signs, as well as images of people both famous and unknown, by the iconic pop artist. Through September 19 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. Lois Eby: The Vermont abstract painter shows her works in conjunction with the Montréal Jazz Festival. Through July 24 at Galerie Maison Kasini in Montréal. Info, 514-448-4723. ‘We Want Miles: Miles Davis vs. Jazz’: The first major North American multimedia retrospective dedicated to the legendary jazz trumpeter and composer (1926-91) features images and sound. Through August 29 at Montréal Museum of Fine Arts. Info, 514-285-2000. m

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Liza Myers: “Starry Night Sunflower Moonlit Vista,” a 4-by-16-foot mural hanging on the outside of the gallery as part of the Brandon Artists Guild Sunflower Power summer exhibit. Through August 30 at Liza Myers Gallery in Brandon. Info, 247-5229.

Summer Members’ Exhibit: Paintings and photographs by Don Haynes, Jonathan Taylor, Romy Scheroder and Joseph Rizzi. Through August 8 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

Jennifer Hersey Cleveland: “Flower Porn,” macro photographs of flowers and insects in suggestive poses by the Barton artist. Through July 31 at Hangman Framing & Art Gallery in Hardwick. Info, 754-9474.

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Summer Group Show: Karla Van Vliet, Karin Gottshall, Paige Ackerson, Kit Donnelly and other local artists present their works in a variety of media. Open Saturdays or by appointment only. Through October 1 at The Gallery at 85 North Street in Bristol. Info, 453-5813.

Robert Waldo Brunelle Jr.: “Every Kid’s a Winner!” paintings, cartoons and kinetic sculptures by the local artist. Through August 28 at Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-8183.

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Marion Guild: “Dusty Drawings and Doodles,” pencil drawings spanning 70 years by the 93-year-old Vermont native, whose first art job was with the WPA Federal Art Project in Burlington. Through July 30 at Charlotte Senior Center in Charlotte. Info, 425-6345.

Habitat for Artists Collective: “Recycling the Studio,” an exhibition of small structures by artists involved in the HFA project over the past three years. Local artists will work in two of the “habitats” during the exhibit, making their artistic process visible to the public. Through August 14 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.

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‘Celebrity’: Paintings, prints and photographs from the permanent collection that convey the idea and presentation of being famous. Through August 15 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

inspired pottery, respectively. Through August 15 at Art on Main in Bristol. Info, 453-4032.


movies I Am Love ★★★★★ Like a Food Network production of Lady Chatterley’s Lover, the latest from director Luca Guadagnino depicts the awakening of a repressed aristocrat’s appetites through her discovery of the pleasures of gourmet cuisine and great sex. The lady in this case is Emma Recchi, and she is brought to vivid life by Tilda Swinton in perhaps the most extraordinary performance of her considerable career. In fact, I think the time has come to say it: Tilda Swinton is the new Meryl Streep. Can anyone of her generation claim to match the depth, breadth and diversity of the characters the Oscar-winning actress has created over the course of the past quarter century, or the consistent intelligence she’s brought to every part, large or small? For her role as the Russian-born wife of a wealthy Milanese industrialist, Swinton didn’t just learn to speak fluent Italian — she learned to speak fluent Italian with the residual hint of a Russian accent. Early on, Emma presides over preparations for a lavish family gathering with the chilly precision of a military strategist. The setting is the Recchis’

magnificent villa; the occasion, the birthday of the powerful clan’s aging paterfamilias, Edoardo Sr. (Gabriele Ferzetti), who makes a surprising announcement. He has decided to retire and turn his empire over to his son, Tancredi (Pippo Delbono). The bombshell is that he’s also giving it to his grandson, Edo (Flavio Parenti). “It will take two men to replace me,” he declares, only half jokingly, after announcing that he doesn’t want to die and never will, because he’ll live on in the Recchi business. Fast-forward a few months. The old man has passed away, and his son, Emma’s humorless husband, is already well into a deal to unload the enterprise. Her son, Edo, doesn’t appear interested in the family business’ fate. He’s too busy making plans to open a restaurant in the countryside with his new friend, a gifted chef named Antonio (Edoardo Gabbriellini). Guadagnino’s film is not only a marvel of art direction — honestly, one of the most exquisite screen compositions you’ll ever encounter — but a masterful exercise in storytelling. I’d have to burrow well down into

FAMILY FOOD Tilda Swinton stars in a saga of love and liberation that offers a feast for the eyes.

Margot’s space to touch on even a fraction of its evocative subplots and suggest the intricacy of its narrative circuitry. Space permits mention of only the most significant plot point. That is the relationship that develops against all odds between Emma and the young culinary wizard. Watch closely as, for the first time, she samples a dish he’s prepared, a deceptively slight presentation of prawns with risotto. Her face registers surprise, then wonder and then an ecstasy that borders on the sexual. Clearly this is a man on intimate terms with pleasure and the secret pathways that wind to it. Their passionate affair is straight out of D.H. Lawrence, complete with the breaching

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arly in Inception, Leonardo DiCaprio tests Ellen Page’s puzzlemaking skills by telling her to draw a maze in two minutes that takes one minute to solve. That’s not unlike the challenge writer-director Christopher Nolan shouldered with this movie: Take a decade’s worth of development and compress it into a summer flick people can absorb in 148 minutes. Nolan tends to stuff too many ideas in his movies, which is better than having too few. But he hasn’t solved his compression puzzle with Inception. The world of the movie is compelling enough to generate a novel, a video game, maybe an HBO series. (And I’d buy all of them.) As a feature film, it’s a frenetic dash. Inception has more emotional heft than The Matrix and Avatar, but not enough to be the thoughtful sci-fi classic it might have been. That’s because, when plot and exposition are compressed to the boiling point, there’s not a lot of room to develop characters. And this movie has more than its share. DiCaprio plays Dom Cobb, a smooth guy in a suit who earns his keep by stealing people’s secrets from inside their dreams. Basically, he’s a high-tech cat burglar of the subconscious. Japanese mogul Saito (Ken Watanabe) asks Cobb to take on a last big job: Implant an idea — in the mind of the heir to a rival business empire (Cillian Murphy) — instead of extracting one. That’s called inception.

To accomplish this feat, the dream thief assembles a full support team. Joseph Gordon-Levitt runs point; Page creates the dream’s internal “architecture”; Tom Hardy impersonates pieces of the dreamer’s subconscious; Dileep Rao provides the drugs that make it all possible; and Marion Cotillard ... well, she’s not on the team. As DiCaprio’s estranged, sexy, violence-prone wife, she just keeps popping up in his dream world and sending him into throes of angsty reacting not seen since Shutter Island, where the actor was similarly afflicted with spectral-spouse issues. The thing is, our protagonist needs to have more than DiCaprio seems able to offer ... a dark edge, a hint of real madness under his veneer of control. As Page notes when she visits one of his dreams, “You have quite a subconscious on you.” I wish Nolan had cast someone who could convey that — such as Hardy, who was riveting in last year’s Bronson and stands out in this film, too, where he’s mostly comic relief. Comic relief matters, though. Nolan’s films benefit from the presence of a raspyvoiced clown to mock the hero’s high-mindedness — Joe Pantoliano’s Teddy in Memento, the Joker in The Dark Knight. Here, the closest we get to an effective foil is Cotillard, though she is pretty husky voiced (and scary). Inception has the seeds of a good drama with something to say about dreams and why

of class barriers and coupling al fresco. But it is interrupted by a tragic turn in the third act that is not quite worthy of this film and, in fact, feels more than a bit contrived. It’s the solitary misstep in an otherwise flawless production. The production boasts an embarrassment of riches, from the lush cinematography of Yorick Le Saux to the superb casting to John Adams’ suitably sumptuous score (including excerpts from his operas) to Francesca Di Mottola’s inspired production design. Stir in a tour de force performance from one of the cinema’s most gifted talents, and you’ve got the recipe for one of the year’s most delectable treats. RICK KISONAK

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DREAM WEAVER DiCaprio tries to convince Murphy they’re both actually asleep in Nolan’s convoluted thriller.

we need them and how they can take over our lives. (In one scene, we see a room full of supine people who are addicted to dreaming the way some people are addicted to video games.) But Nolan is so eager to make the movie work as an action blockbuster that he sacrifices storytelling to set pieces. Still, what set pieces. Some critics have suggested that Nolan’s dreamscapes, with their focus on architecture and “levels,” are less like dreams than video games. Maybe. But way back in the 1820s, Thomas de Quinc-

ey wrote of his opium-induced dreams, “the splendors of my dreams were ... chiefly architectural: and I beheld such pomp of cities and palaces as was never yet beheld by the waking eye, unless in the clouds.” The splendor and pomp of deserted cities, washed by apocalyptic sunsets and backed by a pounding Hans Zimmer soundtrack — Inception offers those stimulants, along with an ending that’s not soon forgotten. It may not be a great maze, but it is amazing. M A R G O T HA R R I S O N


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aries (March 21-april 19): revenge fantasies would pollute your consciousness. i advise you to repress them. Wallowing in resentment would have an equally deleterious effect. Don’t you dare give that emotion a foothold. on the other hand, fantasies of experiencing pleasure and joy, even if they’re escapist illusions, will tonify and invigorate your awareness. i recommend that you indulge in them at great length, unleashing your imagination to explore a variety of blissful scenarios in tremendous detail and with ingenious flourishes. in fact, as your part-time soul doctor, i can’t think of anything else that would be more beneficial to your physical and mental health. taurus (april 20-May 20): if there were

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): What’s up with your best friends? i mean, what’s really going on for them in the big scheme of things? according to my astrological intuition, at least one of your good buddies is at a turning point in his or her long-range cycle, and could really use the deep reflection and catalytic help that you might provide. try this exercise: Put aside all your ideas about who your close allies are, and simply try to see the world as if looking out of their eyes. after you’ve done that, imagine how you could offer yourself to them as a brain-booster and heart-strengthener; brainstorm about how you might blend your life force with theirs so as to empower them to see further than they can by themselves. leo

(July 23-aug. 22): according to Hawaiian mythology, the soul leaves the body during the night to seek the adventures known as dreams. The place of departure and re-entry is the “soul pit” (lua’uhane), which is

questioned in a while and tinker with a formula you thought you’d never change. i suspect that you would also learn a lot from gently pushing against a limit you’ve come to believe is permanent. Having said all that, i’m cautious about advising you to go further. if you get urges to actually transgress the boundary and break the taboo and smash through the limit, please do lots of due diligence. Know exactly what you’re getting into and what the consequences might be.

Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): a woman i know

was invited to a party where she would get the chance to meet her favorite musician, psychedelic folk artist Devendra banhart. on her last look in the mirror before heading out the door, she decided that the small pimple on her chin was unacceptable, and gave it a squeeze. Wrong move. after it popped, it looked worse. she panicked. More squeezing ensued, accompanied by moaning and howling. soon the tiny blemish had evolved into a major conflagration. Fifteen minutes later, defeated and in tears, she was nibbling chocolate in bed, unable to bring herself to face her hero with her flagrant new wound showing. The moral of the story, as far as you’re concerned: leave your tiny blemish alone.

liBra (sept. 23-oct. 22): in the upcoming science-fiction movie The Adjustment Bureau, Matt Damon plays a politician with big ambitions. everything’s going his way until he falls in love with a dancer. Then the representatives of a mysterious group intervene in his life, warning him that he’ll never achieve his dreams if he stays with her. “We are the people who make sure things happen according to plan,” they say. “We monitor the entire world.” i’m happy to inform you, libra, that this scenario is utterly make-believe. There is no “adjustment bureau,” on earth or in heaven. it is true, however, that if you don’t have a master plan, then your destiny is more likely to be shaped by your conditioning and by other people’s master plans. so get working! This is an excellent time to either formulate a master plan or refine the one you have. scorPio

(oct. 23-nov. 21): The United states is the planet’s major player in terms of political, economic and military clout. China is rising fast as a competitor in those three arenas, but lags far behind in a fourth: “soft power,” or cultural influence. The rest of the

Cancer (June 21-July22)

In my astrological opinion, you should pay special attention to whatever’s embryonic in your life. You should rouse the smartest part of your capacity for love and direct it with high-beam intensity toward burgeoning possibilities that have recently germinated. There may come a time later in the process when you’ll need to impose discipline and order on your growing things, but that’s not what’s called for now. Be extravagant in your nurturing. Don’t scrimp on generosity and beneficence. Have fun overflowing with profusions of life-giving care. world finds america’s style, entertainment, art, and ideas far more attractive than China’s. as you enter a phase that will be favorable for enhancing your own leverage and authority, scorpio, i suggest you put the emphasis on wielding “soft power.” you’ll accomplish more by charming people with your intelligence than by trying to push them or manipulate them.

sagittarius (nov. 22-Dec. 21): i think it would be healthy for you to wander out to a frontier and explore a boundary. you might even want to re-examine a taboo you haven’t

caPricorN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): When mobs stage political demonstrations in Pakistan’s biggest cities, they make sure that some of their signs are written in english. That way their protests are more likely to be filmed by news media like Cnn and shown to american audiences. take a cue from that trick as you plan your actions, Capricorn. it won’t be enough merely to say what you want to say and be who you want to be; you should tailor your messages to people who have the power to actually change what needs to be changed. aQuarius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): i’m putting

out a call to the rebel in your heart — not the cranky, vindictive rebel in your mind, but the joyful, yearning rebel in your heart. i am asking this tender renegade to rise up against narcissistic behavior wherever you find it. Don’t shout it down or try to shame it, though; rather, work around it through outrageous displays of empathy and radical acts of compassion and feisty outbreaks of wild kindness. your job, according to my analysis of the astrological omens, is to be a one-person wrecking crew devoted to smashing the boring inertia of egotism with your zealous concern for the good of all.

Pisces (Feb. 19-March 20): as the economic

recovery lags, many frustrated job-seekers have decided to stop waiting around to be saved; they’re taking matters into their own hands. as a result, entrepreneurship is thriving. i suggest you catch that spirit. in fact, i advocate a mass entrepreneurial uprising among Pisceans in the coming months. even if you’re already employed, it’ll be prime time for you to create your own perfect gig, carve out your own special niche, or dream up a role that is designed for your unique talents.

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such a thing as the Queen of Heaven — a living goddess whose presence both calmed and excited you, a numinous female magician who lit up your longing to see life as it really is — and if this Queen of Heaven came to be with you right now, what would you say? Would you ask her to help you, and if so, how? Would you seek an answer to the most important question in your life? Would you spill every secret and tell every story you’ve ever wanted to share, and trust that she’d be able to see the totality of who you really are? i advise you to do this imaginative exercise sometime soon. The time has come for you to receive a blessing from the highest expression of feminine power.

located in the tear duct of the eye. During the next few nights, i’d love for you to send your soul flying out though your soul pit for some daring exploits that will revitalize your lust for life. take your backlog of stored-up tears along with you, and pour them down like rain on the secret garden you’ve been neglecting. The garden will respond to the downpour with a big growth spurt.

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When Thomas Peno, 50, appeared at a courthouse in Vernon, Conn., to answer a larceny charge, he broke into several cars in front of the building, according to police, who arrested him after he tried to sell a GPS unit stolen from one of the vehicles to a man who turned out to be the vehicle’s owner. (The Hartford Courant) Authorities in Snohomish County, Wash., charged Carlton Wopperer, 49, with insurance fraud after he claimed car thieves stole his collection of silk neckties, worth $33,000. His claim raised suspicion because it was the third time in nine years he reported his collection of 212 silk neckties had been stolen from his vehicle. Insurance investigators discovered that Wopperer had bought the ties but returned many of them within minutes of buying them and kept the receipts to back up his theft claims. (Seattle Times)

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Irish authorities charged Sandra Talbot, 32, with assaulting her exgirlfriend during a costume party at a Dublin pub after bumping into her while wearing an inflatable sumo wrestler suit. Victim Adrienne Martin objected and said Talbot hit her with a bottle she had hidden under her costume after Martin tried to wave at a man dressed as a Snickers bar. (Dublin’s Evening Herald)Police in Largo, Fla., arrested brothers Kevin L. Lambert, 24, and Dustin J. Lambert, 19, after they used two guitars to beat their roommate because, according to arrest reports, Dustin Lambert thought the victim was “cooking his food.” One of the guitars was electric, the other acoustic. (St. Petersburg Times)

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Two Australian men in their 30s were treated at a hospital in Horsham, Victoria, after they decided to shoot each other with an air rifle “to see if it was painful or not,” according to police Sgt. Brendan Khan. They concluded it was severely painful, and after doctors removed pellets from their legs and buttocks, Khan said the men “admitted that it was just stupidity.” (Britain’s The Telegraph)

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Hours after Mexican singer Sergio Vega, 40, denied rumors circulating online that he had been murdered, he was murdered. El Debate newspaper reported that Vega, known as “El Shaka,” was shot dead while driving to a concert in Sinaloa state. (Britain’s The Telegraph)

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A Houston inventor whose medical device found a bigger market as a sex toy filed suit against a British company, claiming its cheap knockoff infringes on his patent and might be dangerous because it isn’t as carefully crafted as his original. Jiro Takashima developed the Pro-State prostate massager, which works with muscle contractions instead of electricity to relieve fluid congestion. His company, High Island Health, sells the ProState device for $78.50. When men praised it for also improving their orgasms, the company began marketing a version as Aneros, which sells for $49.95. “Our business took a major detour when men started using our prostate massager for recreational purposes,” said Amy Sung, High Island Health’s executive director and Takashima’s daughter. Sung said that another of her father’s medical inventions, a hemorrhoid massager,

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When Joe Cooper, 24, agreed to undergo a bikini waxing at a charity fundraising event in Leicester, England, onlookers bid to pull off the strips. One strip stuck to his scrotum, and an overenergetic tug by one bidder tore off several layers of skin, causing Cooper to nearly lose a testicle. He was taken to the hospital, where, “They told me if any more skin had come off, that would have been it,” he said, adding, “I’d never do it again.” (Associated Press)

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farmer’s market fanatic College student (UVM), live in Burlington & love it. I adore farmers markets & even grocery shopping (because I love to cook). I work out every day, but I’m not a health nut. I play hockey, snowboard, hike, bike, swim, skateboard, tree climb, etc. I love language & literature. Sprechen sie Deutsch? complicatedcustomer, 19, l, #118174 Gentle strength Looking for my best friend for life :). Malamik, 35, #118150 fun loving, sarcastic, and jokster I am looking for a friend with benefits. My partner knows this and is okay with it. I love the outdoors. I am very conscientious. Most people say I am a serious person. I consider myself more of a deep thinker. Not into kinky stuff. Soft and gentle are my speed. mytime65, 44, l, #118132

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Outgoing, Intellectual, Adventurous seeking like I am a young man, 26, who just moved back up to Vermont from Orlando, Fla. I am intellectual and outgoing, so you get a little of both worlds. I like music and dancing, karaoke, hiking, swimming, and more. I am a DJ by trade, but have dabbled in other trades, too. djdoughboi2010, 26, l, #118457 EasyGoing Person I am an easy person to get along with. I love reading any kind of book. I love the outdoors. I bike a lot and love swimming. I’m 18. Looking for a person who wants to be in a serious relationship. Saxophoneplayer, 18, l, #118456

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Single and ready to Mingle Well, I think I’m pretty great, if I do say so myself. I’m 24, almost done school, not sure what I wanna do, currently changing jobs, and just looking to try something new and exciting. I don’t know who or what I’m looking for: very open minded! Nimee123, 24, l, #118438 FROM HER ONLINE PROFILE: People always tell me I’m... effin hilarious

a glass of wine would be a good start. Decisive, 57, l, #118319 HIKER CLIMBER Sit Around relaxer I’m up for whatever you want to do. I have few demands and consider myself to be a nice and easygoing person, and my friends are always telling me so. I’d like to meet someone with similar but not necessarily the same interests. soretips, 38, u, l, #115099 confused in five words So I have no idea what to put in these things, ever, other than pure and utter awesomeness, which I can’t seem to find. I think I lost it at work the other day. Anyway, after that tangent. I enjoy having fun, whatever form it may come in, and would hope for the same. vtrugby101, 23, #118428 Outgoing, Athletic, Country, Funny, Motivated I am an outgoing, motivated man who likes to stay busy. I like being outside and enjoy most sports. I have a pretty dominant personality, but I’m a very attentive partner. I like to make my woman feel good!I’m looking for someone fun! Someone who would be happy trying something new or just relaxing together. ILoveGreenEyes, 25, l, #118419 active outdoorsman Active, outgoing, funny, hardworking. Looking for an attractive country type of woman. I enjoy the outdoors and you should, too. I like to go to the river and swim or just sit in the sun. I also am a hunter, so you must like this. toyo121, 39, #118398

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An xtalgirl giving passionate granolic Morning girl who loves life, likes candles & cuddles, is funny, sexy blonde, blueeyed, quiet, realistic, open minded & easygoing.I’m 51 (in spirit years, 28), have a strong build. I’m a Scorpio, like learning, listening & giving, art, geology, cooking, gardening, sailing, music, love Mother Earth & like being cozy inside, too. Am totally enthusiastic in & out of bed, love to nurture & cuddle compassionately, in a career change now, lead as cheerful a life as possible. xtalgirl, 52, u, l, #108439

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creative and spontaneous I am a native Vermonter going to school for English. I love to write music - I am a vocalist and play piano. I also love creative writing and reading. I am someone who is always thinking and coming up with ideas. I really value good conversation and someone who is not just smart but also unique and an individual. b12k51, 20, l, #118378

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Interesting, imaginative, warm hearted I am honest, sincere, independent, funny in a kidlike way, kind, gentle, creative, straightforward & generous. I have a strong connection w/ nature. I’m a selfproclaimed writer, particularly of poetry. I’m intentionally low-tech & walking a slower pace. I am looking for a man - friendship first - who is thoughtful, gentle, self-aware, good communicator, a little quirky (?) & concerned about the environment. mosaic, 52, l, #118271

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Good guy but loves sex Looking for car dates, or hotel dates. I love having oral sex and it goes both ways. Looking for someone who likes to go for drives and maybe more. Even a drive-in movie would be fun. So if you are looking for a nice guy with a sex drive or you just want a friend, reply to this ad. vt_guy, 42, #118389 Inexperienced, looking for something muscular I’m shy, quiet (for now), and have never been w/ a man. Until now I haven’t had the balls to act on any man-fantasy. Having no experience, I imagine myself to be a sub, which is great. I’m looking for new experiences. Basically I want someone to show me the ropes & bend me over them. Also showers, rendezvous & exhibitionism, etc. ParkingLot, 19, #118379 let’s get together & play I just want to get together &

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Let’s see where this goes Let’s see, I’m just stopping in to take a quick look around. There are so many crappy sites out there that promise everything but deliver nothing. If we stick around, that’ll pretty much get you know where we stand on Hot2Trot. splinter03, 50, #118298 Couple Wants to Share Both young, attractive, fun in bed, drama-free, D/D free. I want to share him w/ you while we pleasure each other, too! Looking for a young (21-30), attractive, femme, woman to join us for great threesomes! Start w/ some drinks, finish w/ NSA fun between the 3 of us. ready2share, 23, #118238

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Keep Yer Heels On A normal, sane, nonweird, intelligent, cultured, fun guy seeking some summer, NSA sexual fun before heading off to grad school in the fall. I love taking control and women who are confident in their sexiness. I can assure you, you’re not getting some shallow dipshit here. I’m able to hang with whatever you send my way. bumblebee77, 31, l, #118458 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: Great sex calls for lots of... Playful biting, whispered words and deep thrusting... have a lot of fun w/ a sexy, hot girl. musicman, 19, #118375 Satisfy my oral craving I’m looking to eat out a hot woman - will it be you? I want to taste your excitement, make you soak as you grind your pussy in my face. I’ll make you grip the sheets & explode in multiorgasmic joy. lookin2lick, 37, #118366 attentive, voracious and creative I have a very strong libido. I want to give you pleasure in the ways that you already know you like, and also help you find more. I’ve developed a knack for exploring a woman’s G-spot and enjoying the nectar that follows. I like the female form in all its forms. Please experience and enjoy my ability to appreciate you! the_overdrive, 43, l, #118356 kinky guy seeking other Looking to share pleasure w/ others who like big toys. Strap-ons, maybe pursue a long-term relationship. I will be open minded about your fantasies if you will be about mine. VTwolfysim, 21, #118350 Summer Fun Between the Sheets Looking for some summer fun w/ a guy who knows how to make a girl arch her back & scream w/ ecstasy? If you are, then get in touch. I’m looking for a woman who wants to make a little summer heat in the bedroom. Experienced or not doesn’t matter; you just need to know how to enjoy yourself. betweenthesheets, 29, #118349 Amazing, Adaptive, New to area I’m new to Burlington & want to spice up the summer, so I’m looking for a cute

Goth Grrl Seeking New Sensations Couple in an established relationship seek adventurous F for a night of exploration & mutual pleasure. Must be weight proportionate to height, preferably long red or dark hair. I am a slender, blue-eyed, tattooed, pale Goth-type who enjoys new experiences. Looking for primarily oral activity & wandering hands, but open to other options depending on the circumstances. GothPrincess, 40, l, #118172 hotmilf We are a couple looking for a lady who is looking for adventure & fun w/ friendship. We have children & prefer to be discreet. If interested contact us & can learn more about each other. We are respectful & just looking for a little spice. ;). jess, 27, l, #117780 Two Looking for You “Experienced” couple searching for the elusive, single, sexy F or a couple (M/F) as well. We are a discreet, D/D free, health-conscious, athletic, easygoing, attractive couple open to most anything for excitement. She’s incredibly sexy, fit, athletic, humorous & full of life. He is slim, athletic, attractive, laid back & loves to please. Lets have some fun. twoforyou, 34, #117430

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Classical Gas It was after the show where dos bros and with your daughter make quite a pair, forgive me if I stare. Close enough to touch, we felt something mutually, how do we meet ? When: Friday, July 16, 2010. Where: After the show. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907747 exit 17 on-ramp Friday morning, you were in a black truck and I was in a black car. Our eyes met getting on the highway at exit 17 and again when I got off the highway at exit 13. We should talk. When: Friday, July 16, 2010. Where: exit 17 on-ramp. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #907744 Friday at Georgia Mobile You were in the dark pickup. You told of chasing the older couples’ dog at work. Spoke of working on buildings for COTS, Shriners and other charities. Me, nurse for ill children. Wish we could have chatted longer. You are not in the Georgia area much. How to possibly find you? When: Friday, July 16, 2010. Where: Georgia Interstate Mobile. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907740 Moe Red Head Hottie I was with my co-worker getting lunch and we made small talk about how we hated that people didn’t know how to properly order at Moe’s. I was the blonde hair girl behind you who ordered the same thing as you. Can to meet up in line again? When: Wednesday, July 14, 2010. Where: Moes’s Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907739

July 14, 2010. Where: Church St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907735 City Market Produce Attractive woman in her 40s/50s in the produce section of City Market at about 9. You had a black dress on and you excused yourself and smiled to get by me. I couldn’t take my eyes off that lovely body of yours. When: Thursday, July 15, 2010. Where: City Market produce. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907734

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say what I wanted: Let’s run away, for 10 miles at least. An orange root vegetable by any other name would taste as sweet. When: Wednesday, July 14, 2010. Where: Fresh Market Deli. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907729 Hunger Mtn. Coop We’ve seen each other now two times in the produce section. I wasn’t able to remember where it is that I know you from until this past time, and now I feel really stupid (I even remember your name). Sometimes things are too close to see, I guess! Can we meet sometime for a chat? When: Friday, July 9, 2010. Where: Amongst the veggies. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907725 Mary the sailor from Montreal I spoke with you at the beach. You were departing for Montreal. Working Monday as was I. 31 years old and not an experienced driver. I was much older. I neglected to menton that my first trip to Montreal was by horse since to road had not yet been built. When: Sunday, July 11, 2010. Where: The Beach. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907724 Third Bracket’s a Winner! Luke, I tried to write you! I think I wasn’t given the right email. We met at the Bluebird in late March at the 7Ds single’s night. You made a third category for me - it wasn’t “yes” or “no,” it was “mac.” I am the baker with the bad Star Wars jokes. Maybe second time’s a charm. Q. When: Monday, March 29, 2010. Where: The Bluebird Tavern. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907723 Regal Like It Matters She who puts down her foot the hardest. I could just email you back but I think you would rather see this here. Thank you for reminding me of how I actually expect to be taken for granted. When: Wednesday, July 14, 2010. Where: Vermont. You: Woman. Me: Man. #907722

Beautiful Andrea We danced and chatted at the Saturday Cap City Contra. I waved goodbye and you smiled. I’d love to see that smile again! When: Saturday, July

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mistress maeve Dear Mistress Maeve,

I have been seeing my “friend with benefits” for two years, and I’ve been desperately in love with him the entire time. Last summer we started getting really close and going out together. I was thrilled, but the dating was short lived. I knew he must be seeing someone else, but it was impossible for me to ignore his midnight booty calls. I left town for a few months and thought I would get over him, but he sent texts saying how much he missed me and that he was obsessing over me. We sent a lot of dirty texts, and he requested nude pics, which I happily sent. When I came back home a few months ago, he was all of a sudden seeing someone, but he wanted to get together secretly. After some research on Facebook, I figured out that their relationship has been going on since last summer. From the posts on Facebook, they seem to be “in love,” but I feel like saying, “If he loves you, why is he sleeping with me?” I know my relationship with him is unhealthy, but I feel like, no matter how much pain he causes me, I will still see him. How do I say no to him when I don’t want to?

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stunning in white dress Top of the Block Cutie We met at da fire at Festivus. Misty I’m going to miss you so much when you morning sunrise. Meant to exchange 1x3-cbhb-personals-alt.indd 1 6/14/10 2:39:13 PM go back to school, I love every moment Music Man info. Musta lost you in da mist. Hoping I spend with you, and it won’t be the Thanks for the space. I needed it, but to hear from you. Peace. When: Sunday, same coming home to an apartment I’m all set now and I miss you. Let’s July 11, 2010. Where: festivus in cabot. without you. You’re better than I take our silly road trips, fall madly in You: Woman. Me: Man. #907721 deserve, I love everything about you, love, have babies and live happily ever and I miss you already. When: Saturday, Ginger after! When: Tuesday, July 13, 2010. March 28, 2009. Where: In March. Where: here, there and everywhere. You were my notary public a week You: Woman. Me: Man. #907733 You: Man. Me: Woman. #907738 or so ago. After reading through the three-page affidavit I had prepared for To the City Market Cashier Alita CATS VERMONT You and Jackson notary, you asked me if it was for job. I’ve You make my morning go way better Attractive blonde there for Jackson’s been thinking about what you said and when I come in and see that you checkup. Thanks for preoccupying want to thank you, your comment was are working. You have the most my thoughts. I kept composure while insightful. When: Friday, July 2, 2010. captivating, beautiful smile ever and arranging to have my buddy of 18 Where: Duly sworn in witness thereof. hopefully one of these days I will years euthanized. Your attracting You: Woman. Me: Man. #907718 have the guts to ask for your number. nature was comforting. I was sitting Until then I will just keep buying a you are so hot waiting to speak to Linda. Me: 50 y.o. breakfast sandwich and coffee every You looked at me several times. P.S. You: In Winooski, hot as hell, practically morning from you. When: Thursday, Hope Jackson’s thyroid’s OK. Friends on fire! I hope you didn’t burn your July 15, 2010. Where: City Market. maybe? When: Thursday, July 15, meat on that grill! Miss you. -Hot and You: Woman. Me: Man. #907732 2010. Where: Cats Vermont Pearl St. Bothered in the Hamlet. When: Monday, You: Woman. Me: Man. u #907737 July 12, 2010. Where: Winooski. Totally Transcendent Friends You: Man. Me: Woman. #907717 I spy with my little eye some amazing Thinking back people who live fully, love fearlessly stronger than you look I am glad I got what I wanted, and and know the true meaning of I am happy I did not let you drive OK, A: You are stronger than you community. Thank you, kind and my truck (smirk). When: Tuesday, look, just like you said; but I mean soulful folks, for being here, now. March 16, 2010. Where: In Your Bed. this in a different way, as in stronger At the Earth Clock, around town, in You: Woman. Me: Man. #907736 impact on me. How about we meet the wildernesses, walking on fire. for lunch? J. When: Monday, July Love you! When: Thursday, July 15, Church St., July 14 12, 2010. Where: Y and Bruegger’s. 2010. Where: All over Vermont. You: You: a beautiful young lady with white You: Woman. Me: Man. #907716 Woman. Me: Woman. #907731 skirt and heels, you walked by me Bermuda Triangle several times, I said hello once, wish To the Fresh Market Cutie that I had started a conversation with I’m not exactly sure where you came You stopped working to stretch and a you. You went into several stores and from, I’m only grateful that you wave of chestnut-brown hair fell past each time you came out we made eye appeared. The times I have spent painfully deep eyes. After my order, contact. Me: an older man with tan with you are seared in my memory. you asked if there was “anything else,” shorts and burgundy shirt. Please Your smile, your eyes, your hands, but I was too rapt in your freckles to contact me! When: Wednesday, they all make my heart race. Looking

forward to our next rotation so that we can make more memories for the scrapbook. Can’t wait for our first road trip. When: Saturday, July 10, 2010. Where: Cruising in your Jeep. You: Man. Me: Woman. #907715


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