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STAYING ON Invading Iraq must be the singlemost stupid act of an American presidency, but those who think we can just pull out now are either naive or maybe ethnocentric. To hope the chaos we created will sort itself out is thoughtless. Iraq isn’t Vietnam. There’s no power waiting to restore order, just armed factions ready to fight for it. The resulting blood-bath would be a shame we could never live down. Vietnam was a civil war, and we simply got in the way of normal, if not ideal, historical progress. Pulling out of Iraq would leave a vacuum. The first result would be a slaughter of everyone who supported us. Then Shias and Sunnis would be at each other’s throats, with Baathists against both. Iran would jump in, and maybe Syria. The Kurds want only independence, but that includes those in Turkey, so Turkey would send troops to prevent it. Four nations, three ethnic populations, and five, a dozen, 20 sects/factions/parties up in arms — Saddam’s reign will seem benevolent by comparison. How many hundreds of dead Muslims should we say are fair exchange for each American casualty saved by withdrawal? This is a simplistic analysis, but so is the cry to end the war and bring the troops home. The factional complexity, the political

subtleties, the emotional intensity over there are too much to sort out from an armchair, but I think that our only honorable course is to try to clean up the mess we stirred up. Fred G. Hill BURLINGTON

MUTINY ON THE BOUNTY I was saddened to read Cathy Resmer’s article glorifying the Hound Dog Hill Coyote hunt [“Local Matters,” January 12]. The justification behind this two-day massacre is weak at best, entirely faulty at worst. Many studies have been done nationwide on the effects of coyotes on the deer population. While it is true that coyotes do kill deer (mainly weakened or sick animals), there is no doubt that we lose more deer to road kills, disease, extreme weather, habitat loss, etc. than coyotes would ever take. For further proof, witness that in New York State, as the coyote population has grown, the deer population has not plummeted, but has instead skyrocketed. Hunt organizer Joe Russell’s claim that a bounty hunt can help reduce coyote populations also is entirely false. If coyotes are overhunted one year, they biologically compensate for this drop in population by having larger litters the following year. The state of Kansas had a bounty on coyotes for 93 years before admitting that this

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left. The great thing about it is that is our right! Sorry to sound hokey, but it’s true! We have the freedom to say or write what we want. America is pretty screwed up, but we have a lot more rights than a lot of other countries. I don’t even think Canada is perfect, despite the national health care! So, David, while I am not a big fan of Dubya, and hate the war in Iraq (and many other things the U.S. government has done), I am not ashamed to be an American and would never pretend to be Canadian. I would rather try and

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make sure that some of VTB Co.’s other offensive bears are held to the light of public scrutiny: 1. Fool for Love Bear — Clearly mocking individuals with below-average IQ. 2. Gangster of Love Bear — Insensitive to victims of Mafiarelated crime. 3. Jailhouse Rock Bear — Being incarcerated is no laughing matter and it certainly doesn’t “rock.” 4. Vermonter Bear — Suggests Vermonters are all a bunch of

overall-wearing, maple-syrupaddicted hicks. 5. The “Alternative Lifestyle” Bears — Clearly meant to offend the delicate sensibilities of homophobes. 6. Horny Devil Bear — Offensive to both prudes and Satanists. 7. Chanukah Bears — Terrifying to Jewish conspiracy theorists. As you can see VTB Co. flagrantly disregards human diversity and dignity. I hope these malevolent pushers of ursine cheer see the error of their beastly bears. Molly Hodgdon SOUTH BURLINGTON

MEDICINAL MAZE I was surprised to read statistics from Ken Picard and Cathy Resmer regarding the low participation in Vermont’s new medical marijuana program [“Local Matters,” December 29]. I have talked with thousands of medical marijuana patients throughout the state over the past 14 years, yet we only have four or five patients in the Official Registry? There are a few reasons why this is so. Imagine that you have a serious health issue not responsive to conventional pharmaceutical treatments. Pretend that your condition prevents you from being employed and that you have to subsist on about $600 a month in SSI disability benefits. Suppose that the

only medicine that works for you is illegal. Now picture yourself presenting your medical needs to Vermont’s Top Cops and begging, “Mother, May I? To apply for inclusion in the program, you will have to first fill out the seven-page form and, assuming your doctor will sign, you will somehow scrape together the $100 fee along with a photo of yourself, provide release of personal medical records, give up the name of your good friend willing to grow your medicine, disclose details about the location of your secure growing area, and just hope for the best. If you fall within the narrow window of inclusion, you will be able to medicate without arrest! If you are denied access to the program, the folks at Public Safety get to keep all personal information you provided and your 100 dollars. Most adults prefer that personal health-care decisions be a private matter between them and their physicians, not a consensus of local lawmakers and police. For the majority of medical marijuana patients in Vermont, official response has been eerily similar to what our Vice President said to our Senior Senator. Lynn M. Appleby NEWPORT

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an’t turn on the news lately without hearing something about snowmobiles. Surprisingly, it has a lot more to do with politics than weather. Seven Days has learned the Vermont Association of Snow Travelers is on a mission! Recent reports have featured Rep. Bernie Sanders and State Sen. Peter Welch touting the benefits of VAST. Ol’ Bernardo did his part in Stowe, riding a snow machine for the cameras. He even wore a helmet. And last week, VAST awarded Welch its “Legislator of the Year” award. I bet you didn’t know they even had a “Legislator of the Year” award. What’s up? Well, two years ago an item was slipped into the state budget bill at the last minute, exempting snowmobile trails from Act 250 review. So well slipped in that Virginia Lyons, chair of the Senate Natural Resources and Energy Committee, knew nothing about it. The magic words mean landowners do not have to meet Act 250 criteria to “rehabilitate” old, “discontinued” trails. The snowmobile Act 250 exemption sunsets this year. Naturally, VAST wants to extend it — indefinitely. To do so they’ve hired a Statehouse business lobbyist for the first time. Morris & Associates also represents companies such as Pfizer Pharmaceutical and Vermont Yankee. Gerry Morris, a Statehouse veteran, is one savvy lobbyist. Morris the Cat told Seven Days his firm is also doing media relations for the snowmobilers — hence the two recent news reports with Sanders and Sen. Welch singing the praises of snowmobiles. However, it’s going to take more than that to win this battle. As Sen. Lyons told Seven Days, “You can’t exempt yourself from the environment.” Neither VAST Executive Director Bryant Watson nor VAST President Ann Shangraw were available for comment this week. Stay tuned. P.S. Besides the recent pro-snowmobiling stories, there have been a few not-sopro-snowmobiling stories in the news. In the last 10 days, three fatal snowmobile accidents have been reported in our region. Two involved alcohol. Circ Update — You didn’t read it in the local daily or see it on the local TV news, but there was a rather newsworthy development regarding the Chittenden County Circumferential Highway last week. The Burlington City Council got religion at the last minute and reversed its stance on an earlier resolution supporting construction of the controversial highway, which was to be part of the proposed 2025 Chittenden County Metropolitan Transportation Plan. Burlington Councilor Bill Keogh, the city’s representative on the Metropolitan Planning Organization, dutifully cast the lone “no” vote on the MTP. Everybody knows that building the Circ was a top campaign promise of Gov. Jim Douglas in 2002. Gov. Scissorhands even used his connections with George W. Bush to get the project on the federal fast track.

Unfortunately for Douglas, a judge ruled last May that the Guv was violating federal law in his determination to rush the project. The Douglas Team had relied on a 1986 Environmental Impact Statement that was obviously out of date. Today, things are back on the drawing board. A new EIS won’t be released for public comment until 2006. Meanwhile, one reader was incredulous about a statement in last week’s column. We reported that a full build-out of the Circ would only save cross-country travel time by a measly 11 seconds! Needless to say, spending $200 million on a highway to save 11 seconds of drive time at rush hour sounds absolutely absurd. Unfortunately, it’s absolutely true. A VTrans traffic study is the source. A partial build of Segments A and B would save just 7 seconds. Even Judge William K. Sessions was stunned by the VTrans traffic study. “The Defendants acknowledge that the quantitative improvement for the individual driver from the construction of Segments A-B is a slim seven seconds of time saved per vehicle during the evening rush hour,” wrote Sessions in his decision. “Whether achieving a savings of seven seconds in commuter time is a wise expenditure of resources is not a judgment that this Court is permitted to make.” A bit tongue-in-cheek, eh? Nonetheless, all Chittenden County communities except for Burlap think it’s a wise investment. Must be something in the suburban water, eh? Dean’s Last Hurrah? — Former Gov. Howard Dean, the only former Democratic presidential wannabe still standing, is still speaking out and getting noticed. Dean appeared on ABC’s “This Week” on Sunday to tout his credentials for becoming the next chairman of the Democratic Party. That vote is coming up on February 12. Ho-Ho was in great form, despite looking a little grayer up top. Host George Stephanopolous asked him how he would vote on the president’s nomination of Condoleezza Rice to be secretary of state and Alberto Gonzalez to be our new attorney general. Both are longtime Bush hacks who’ve never let the facts get in the way. Two Democrats on the Senate Judiciary Committee, Sens. John Kerry and Barbara Boxer, voted against Rice in committee. Based on Rice’s record, it’s outrageous that the “no” vote wasn’t larger, but these are strange times we live in. Dean told Handsome George that Kerry and Boxer did the right thing. “I think Condi Rice is a capable person,” said Ho-Ho, “but her chief attribute in the position is loyalty to the president. I think we need an independent thinker, somebody who will give advice to the president he doesn’t want to hear.” Unfortunately, that’s the kind of advice that’s been missing at the White House for the last four years, which is why Americans young and old are being killed and wounded in a completely unnecessary war in Iraq. INSIDE TRACK >> 16A

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But sophomore Helaine Alon wasn’t thrilled with that idea. “How much does it cost to have a football team?” she asked. “A shitload,” someone joked. “I’d rather see more international students [attracted to campus],” Alon said. “I don’t like football.” Other ideas were more universally acceptable to the group. For example, everyone at the table liked the notion of creating more “living and learning” areas, i.e., buildings that combine classrooms,SONNY dorms and food services. DURENLEAU Another suggestion was to attract more fairtrade and locally owned businesses to UVM, to help students develop closer ties with the greater Burlington community. Still another idea was to acknowledge that Burlington is frozen for much of the academic year, so new structures should include both indoor and outdoor courtyards. Anne Standish, who works at the Student Health Center, lamented that more students don’t use their services. “Students either can’t find us or get to us,” she said. Her point was made when several students at the table said they didn’t know where the Student Health Center was. One challenge of creating the new master plan will be to incorporate UVM President Dan Fogel’s goal to boost student enrollment by 1500 students over the next decade. And as Allen of Hargreave Associates pointed out, first impressions are crucial. Prospective students, he said, will generally make up their mind within the first 15 minutes of their visit about whether a college campus is right for them. Ideas gleaned from last week’s bull sessions will become part of a draft plan that will be presented to the UVM board of trustees in late May or early June. For more information on the process, visit the campus planning website at http://www.uvm.edu/~plan. KEN PICARD

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Union Blues If the events of the past two weeks are any indication, 2005 could be a rocky year for Montpelier’s innovative downtown union. Its five dozen or so members — a collection of service and retail employees from various downtown businesses — belong to Local 221 of the United Electrical, Radio and Machine Workers of America, or U.E. They seek to improve working conditions, raise pay, formalize grievance processes, and educate workers about their rights. In the fall of 2003, organizers announced a campaign to sign union contracts at five downtown businesses. A year and a half later, they’ve secured two, the artsy Savoy Theater and Mountain Café, an all-organic eatery on Langdon Street. And they’ve encountered a backlash: Some workers and business owners, many of whom call themselves pro-union, wonder why workers are trying to organize in small businesses rather than at corporations such as Wal-Mart. Recent events at one of the union’s two shops will undoubtedly give activists on both sides something to talk about. On Friday, January 14, Mountain Café owner Sondra “Chu” Sipka fired union shop steward Kristin Warner. The two had praised each other in a Seven Days story about the union last August. Sipka, 23, also reports a new grievance with Dustin Byerly, a cook who last summer credited the union with helping him resolve a previous grievance at the restaurant. Sipka, who signed her one-year contract with the union last June, is reluctant to speak

— Tony S., N.Y.C. about the conflicts, which she hopes to resolve. She met Monday night with James Haslam of the Vermont Workers’ Center to discuss the situation. “It was really good talking to him,” she said afterward. “There have definitely been problems, and we’re going to try to work them out… We’re trying to negotiate so everyone can walk away feeling satisfied. I do want what’s best for them.” Warner could not be reached for a comment. Sipka also insisted that she’s not anti-union — when she welcomed the union to her restaurant last summer, she indicated she would probably have joined if she were a worker instead of a boss. “They have done a lot of great work in this town,” she said. But Sipka’s kind words for the workers’ organization likely won’t stop the union from initiating a costly legal challenge to Warner’s dismissal if they feel it was unjust. When Sipka meets with Warner and U.E. representative Kim Lawson on Friday, she’ll have a lawyer by her side. Lawson is optimistic about Friday’s meeting, and she gently corrects Sipka’s interpretation of the situation. According to her, Warner was not “fired” — her employment is merely “under consideration.” “The strength of the collective bargaining agreement, and the state and federal laws, are on our side,” said Lawson. “And once Chu understands that, I think we should be able to come to a resolution that’s satisfactory for all parties involved.”

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Caesar, Poloni-ous’ advice to Laertes from Hamlet, and the prologue for Romeo and Juliet. He teamed up with the Vermont Natural Resources Council to stage the production after being inspired by a segment about Compagna’s plight on VPR. More than 40 people showed up for this best-of-thebard benefit, netting $1000- plus for SAM LLOYD Compagna’s new poop pit. Before the show, audience members passed out handmade buttons opposing the war in Iraq, and helped themselves to a few anti-Wal-Mart — a.k.a. “Sprawl-Mart” — bumper stickers. Most in the crowd seemed familiar with Lloyd’s repertoire. After the trim, white-haired thespian delivered the prologue from Romeo and Juliet, he declined to identify its source. “If there’s someone who doesn’t know the name of the play,” he announced, “I don’t want to know about it.” The audience chuckled appreciatively. Absent from the event, however, was its beneficiary. In a phone interview the following night, Compagna said he appreciates everything his neighbors have done to help, but said he wasn’t interested in seeing the show. “Shakespeare and I don’t get along too well,” he said. CATHY RESMER

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Curses, Foiled Again Authorities in White Plains, New York, charged Brian Calen, 48, with insurance fraud for collecting more than $1 million by claiming to have been blinded in the same eye four times. “How does a guy get blinded again and again?” Westchester County District Attorney Jeanine Pirro said, explaining that Calen bought travelers’ insurance policies that required no medical exam but was found out after the fourth time when an alert insurance investigator discovered the prior claims.

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or so diners, “I just kept on pretending I was from Tara, and Rhett Butler was my man.” Scarlett O’Hara would surely have known to eat the pompano — and not the parchment paper — in the delicate first-course fish dish. Native to Florida waters, the tasty white chunks went swimmingly with scallops in a creole-spiced champagnecream sauce presented with a shaved collard green garnish. I devoured that, too. The small portion size, elegantly presented in a papillote package, made you want to savor every bite. McDonald’s Sauvignon Blanc-Pinot Gris combo — which Klauck described as rare and “odd” — was clean and crisp without being lightweight. Then came a refreshing salad of mustard, collard and spinach greens dressed with sunflower seeds and a warm tasso vinaigrette. And another wine: the fruity Pinot Blanc from Vision Cellars. As he did between every course, Klauck got up to explain a bit about the selection, and in classic wine-snob-speak, said something about “oak barrels” and “tropicality.” As the gum-chewing Jack in Sideways would say, “It tasted pretty good to me.” Vermont Wine Merchants makes a habit of throwing lavish dinners. Owners Klauck and Mike Stolese bring business to the company’s restaurant clients — the Waybury’s all-inclusive price tag was $65 — while the public gets a clue, too. In the past few weeks, the company has organized foodand-wine pairings at the 1824 House in Waitsfield and at Warren’s prestigious Pitcher Inn. Next Wednesday, Klauck is serving organic wines from California’s Yorkville Cellars at a special five-course dinner at Elements in St. Johnsbury. The next night they move on to the Black Lantern Inn in Montgomery. Email Paula at paula@sevendaysvt.com

Klauck confides, “I’m trying to convince people that wine is another food group.” Back at the Waybury, a savvy Scarlett would have been discreetly loosening her corset. We were faced with a choice of four entrées, each paired with a different wine. Reluctantly, I passed up the pan-seared pork tenderloin with Makers Mark sauce. I said “non” to the poussin confit, which turned out to be a tasty little chicken with cornbread apple and pecan stuffing. The herb-crusted lamb loin chop got away, too, with its enticing winter vegetable ragout. I ordered spiced boiled shrimp on black-eyed peas and rice with a seafood gumbo sauce. Safe, but I wasn’t sorry. Plus, my crustacean creation was matched with a New Zealand Sauvignon Blanc — did I detect a hint of upside-down grapefruit? The wine of the hour, the Vision Cellars Pinot Noir, accompanied the pork. Frankly, the last thing we needed was a rum dessert, accompanied by a sweet Chilean wine made from grapes allowed to begin fermenting on the vine. But the soupy bananas foster were too good to pass up. So I had two servings. I was well into my second glass of dessert wine — the smaller the vessel, the more dangerous — when Seibert reappeared to invite us all to the restaurant’s next Big Night on the eve of the Academy Awards. Each food course references a movie that has been nominated — surely Sideways? Of course, there’ll be wine. Here’s hoping for a ’61 Cheval Blanc. Since Bill McKibben arrived in Vermont several years ago, Middlebury seems to have acquired a growing appetite for food as an academic subject. The visiting scholar recently moderated

a school-sanctioned panel discussion that freeranged from factory farming and eating disorders to pasteurization. “The ability to eat whatever we want, whenever we want it, is based on the availability of cheap fossil fuels,” said McKibben, who brought together four eating-oriented instructors to share “Food for Thought.” Over the monthlong winter term, organic vegetable farmer Will Stevens taught a course called “Eating Locally, Thinking Globally” that examined agricultural sustainability as a form of “homeland security.” Middlebury alum Shannon Finch, a National Science Foundation Graduate Research Fellow at the University of Texas, looked at the intersection of food, culture and communication in “Eat Your Words.” Husband-and-wife Amy Trubeck and Brad Koehler team-taught a workshop on Vermont farmstead cheese. She’s a food anthropologist and executive director of the Vermont Fresh Network. He’s the manager of dining operations at Middlebury, which now provides students every eating option imaginable, including Mongolian Grill. One young man in the room reported to Koehler, “People are starting to sauté vegetables on the panini machines.” Attendees munched on Vermont goat cheese while the panel pondered the meaning of “local” — the state’s official definition is 40 miles from your house. McKibben asked what they’d cook for the presidential inauguration, which was then still a week away. Trubek suggested foods indigenous to the D.C. area, such as Maryland crabs. Koehler followed up with a Virginia turkey. Finch recommended a Texas barbecue because “It brings people together from both sides of the aisle.” Stevens said, “I’d have to go straight to dessert: apple pie.” Made in Vermont, of course. m

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Dear Cecil, While flipping around cable recently, I came across a show discussing human fertility. Among its claims were that male fertility rates (sperm counts) have declined by 50 percent in the past 30 years and continue to decline. They suggested one possible reason for this is that as much as 80 percent of hormones in female contraceptives get flushed into toilets and end up in our drinking water. Is this true? Will fertile males one day be an endangered species? Should I start saving up my sperm to auction off to the highest bidder? Louis M. Jiggretts, Seattle What you do with your sperm is not something the rest of us need to know, Louis. Fact is, people in the third world are reproducing just fine — it’s the developed world that may have reason to worry. Birthrates in the industrialized countries have plunged to the point that the population of some nations (though not the U.S.) will start falling over the next few decades — Russia’s already is. Nobody knows if that’s just because people don’t want a lot of kids or if more insidious forces are at work, and if the latter, what they are. Female hormones in the environment is one candidate, but lots of others have been suggested. For example, you might want to be careful with that laptop — according to one study, it could be cooking your cojones. Concern about declining male fertility first caught the attention of the scientific community in 1992, when a Danish team published a study ominously entitled “Evidence for Decreasing Quality of Semen During Past 50 Years.” No, it wasn’t the Bush family, silly. Niels Skakkebaek and his associates reviewed 61 papers published between 1938 and 1991 containing sperm-quality data for a total of 15,000 men. Results: Semen volume and sperm counts were way down — from an average of 3.4 milliliters with 113 million sperm per milliliter in 1940 to 2.75 and 66 million in 1990. At the same time, testicular cancer and other genitourinary abnormalities were on the rise. Coincidence? Maybe, but the researchers noted that Danish men had five times more testicular cancer than Finnish men and 47 percent fewer sperm.

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desire to tap more than $1 million in the $800 million Education Fund — money raised from local property taxes — to spend on other ventures besides our public schools. VLCT Executive Director Steve Jeffrey pointed out that Douglas wants to grab $776,280 from the Education Fund and spend it on special education for Vermont inmates. Mr. Jeffrey also noted that Gov. Scissorhands’ proposed budget would tap another $350,000 in Ed Fund dollars to pay for the state’s Vision computer system. For Vermont cities and towns, the property tax that fuels the Education Fund is “our only source” of revenue, said Jeffrey. If the Douglas administration is successful, it will means less for local schools. The Education Fund was established back in 1997 by Act 60. That was the beginning of our statewide property tax and the beginning of equality between rich towns and poor towns, at least in the public schools. Remember the outrage expressed back then by some of our state’s wealthy residents? The so-called “gold town” folks in Stowe and Manchester who went ballistic. Hey, progress is never easy. In fact, it took a Vermont Supreme Court decision to get the gang at the Statehouse to do the right thing. Mr. Jeffrey assured Seven Days that the VLCT will be lobbying hard to prevent Gov. Douglas from robbing town piggybanks. Steve said he’ll remind legislators about the “blood oath” they swore back in 1997: that Education Fund dollars would be used solely to pay for public schools. “Douglas,” explained Mr. Jeffrey, “is shifting $1 million to increase local property taxes. It’s a nice one if you can get away with it. You can’t fault the guy for trying,” he said with a chuckle. Our Liberal House — It’s a regular biennial event at the Statehouse — the introduction, debate and vote on a resolution supporting Roe v. Wade. That’s the landmark U.S. Supreme Court decision legalizing abortion. Four years ago, the House Resolution passed on an 85-51 vote. Two years ago it passed 92-46. And last week, the Roe v. Wade resolution won approval on a 9737 vote. Interesting. Prog Update — The Vermont Progressive Party appears to be on a bit of a roll. They’ve gone from four to six seats in the Vermont House. Since Burlington Rep. David Zuckerman was appointed chairman of the House Agriculture Committee, editorial pages from the Burlington Free Press to the Caledonia-Record in St. Johnsbury have had nothing but nice things to say about Chairman Ponytail. So far, anyway. And last week the Prog Party’s new executive director took over the reins in Montpeculiar. Karin Eade of Grande Isle replaces Chris Pearson, who departed for Washington and a new career. Ms. Eade owns a perennial garden business and has a “flock” of

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lex Nief was never convicted of a crime, but for one year, he was treated like a criminal. On January 3, 2004, the 25-year-old Burlington musician was banned from 87 businesses on STORY Church Street, including the entire KEN Burlington Town Center, for 12 PICARD months. That meant no morning coffee at Uncommon Grounds, no IMAGE lunches at Halvorson’s, and no buying JAY guitar strings at Vermont Folk ERICSON Instruments. If Nief cut through the mall to the city parking garage on Cherry Street or even used its public bathrooms, he was subject to arrest for criminal trespass. All because of an argument he had with a former boss — and a long-standing policy of the Church Street Marketplace. Nief ’s troubles began last winter while he was working as a counter clerk at Filene’s department store. After discovering an error on his paycheck, he got into an argument with his boss, which soon escalated into a heated exchange. Nief was asked to leave the store. When he refused, the store’s security called the police, who again asked Nief to go. But Nief stood his ground and was arrested, led away in handcuffs, and issued a citation for unlawful trespass.

Nief later sued Filene’s to recover his back wages, and won. Several months later, the prosecutor dropped the criminal charges against him and the case was dismissed. Nief was off the hook. Or so he thought. But as Nief left court, his public defender warned him not to enter any of the businesses that were listed on his trespass warning. Apparently, Filene’s is one of several dozen retailers that participate in the “universal trespass” policy. Adopted about five years ago by the Church Street Marketplace and the Burlington Police Department, that policy extends a criminal trespass order to all participating businesses. In effect, if you sin against one establishment, you’ve sinned against them all, and they don’t want you there. “When she told me this, it went from silly to bizarre,” Nief recalls. “That’s when it hit me — I’m going to spend the rest of the year banned from half of Burlington. And all the part-time jobs I’ve had have been at that location.” Supporters of the universal trespass policy say it’s been an effective tool for reducing petty crimes and minor disturbances, primarily shoplifting and

disorderly conduct. (A similar program exists for participating bars, restaurants and taverns.) They say it has cut down on the number of repeat offenders they have to contend with, while also serving as a powerful deterrent to would-be thieves and troublemakers. In fact, the program has attracted so much interest that, several weeks ago, the BPD sent letters to dozens of other downtown retailers, restaurants and bars not on Church Street, inviting them to join, too. Not everyone is sold on the idea. Opponents of the policy, including some Church Street merchants, say it raises troubling constitutional questions and may unfairly punish people like Nief who have a legitimate beef with a business owner. Others fear that it could be used to discriminate against people of color, the homeless, the mentally ill or others. But supporters of the program counter that Nief ’s case is atypical. By and large, they say, anyone whose name is on the universal trespass list — about 100 people, according to the Burlington police — has probably committed a crime and isn’t wanted in their establishments. They also point out that the program is volun-

tary. Even businesses that participate are still free to admit anyone they like into their establishments, regardless of whether they’re on “the list.” Finally, as many proprietors remind their customers, they reserve the right to refuse service to anyone. Today, Nief readily admits that he could have found a better way of resolving the dispute with his former employer. Still, he thinks he was unfairly punished by a policy that is draconian and capricious. For months, Nief tried getting his name off the list. Currently, however, there is no appeals process. The only recourse is if the business that originally requested the trespass order rescinds it, but Nief ’s letter to Filene’s went unanswered. So he decided to find out how the program works and what its participants knew about it. “I asked [one business owner], ‘Do you know why this list exists?” Nief recalls. “He said, ‘Well, we can’t have mental patients coming in here all the time, smoking cigars and screaming at the customers.’ I mean, I’m not a mental patient or smoking cigars or screaming at anyone.”

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Thinking About a Career in Massage? Participating businesses have no way of knowing if a customer is on the banned list. The police department and the Church Street Marketplace (the agencies that oversee the program for retailers and bars, respectively) don’t circulate the names, photos or physical descriptions of offenders. Moreover, many merchants didn’t even know they could let anyone they like into their stores, even people who are banned. Others had no idea how the program works or didn’t even bother to tell their managers or employees about it. Norm Campo, owner of the Champlain Valley Clothing Company, recently signed up for the universal trespass program again. He says he thinks it might do some good — but isn’t sure how. “I think it’s a great idea in theory,” he says. “But there’s no way to enforce it.” His manager, Kalen Wolfe, agrees. “How are we supposed to know who to stop if we don’t even have a list of names, pictures or descriptions?” she says. Yves Bradley, owner of the Body Shop and a member of the Burlington Police Commission,

Reay says. “It gave us the heebiejeebies and felt kind of Big Brotherish.” Interestingly, the universal trespass program isn’t citywide — it’s only for businesses on Church Street and surrounding blocks. Nor was it adopted by the Burlington City Council. It didn’t need to be, according to City Attorney Joe McNeil. He explains that the police are simply enforcing a state law that was already on the books. In fact, several weeks ago the police department asked the city attorney whether the policy raises any legal or constitutional questions. “Our answer was, we don’t think so,” McNeil says. “We don’t see a substantive difference between an order issued by one merchant affecting them all, as opposed to 70 merchants putting out a similar order. In either case, the authority to do this comes from state statute.” Others aren’t so sure. Lisa Barrett, a Burlington attorney with the Vermont Legal Services Law Line, considers the policy constitutionally questionable. “I think it’s really offensive and discriminatory,” she says. “I have

Vermont’s civil-union law, says it raises potential liability concerns for business owners, since they are abdicating to someone else the decision about who gets banned from their establishments. She says that if the reason for that ban is later found to be discriminatory, any other business that also kept that person out could be held liable as well. But Lieutenant Scott Davidson of the Burlington Police Department explains that a police officer can refuse to issue a universal trespass order if he or she suspects the request is for an unreasonable, inappropriate or discriminatory reason. “The reality is, no business has made an unreasonable request that I’m aware of,” he says. “If someone is causing enough of a disturbance to warrant a police response, usually they’ve committed some offense.” Though Davidson hasn’t compiled any statistics to demonstrate the program’s effectiveness, he insists the program works, as evidenced by its growing support among officers and shopkeepers alike. As he puts it, “It’s just one more tool in the

Shoplifting is wrong and you’ve got to do something about it, so damn the torpedoes, full speed ahead. YVES BRADLEY, THE BODY SHOP

supports the program. He says it works well in a small business district like the Marketplace, where the shopkeepers all get to know the usual suspects and where word spreads quickly if someone starts trouble. He sees the universal trespass as a punishment that fits the crime. “If someone writes me a bad check for $99, I can’t do anything about it,” Bradley says. “If someone steals from me, about the best I can do is get a trespass order. If it weren’t in place, there also wouldn’t be a hell of a lot of impetus for [an offender] to say, ‘You know, I should really turn my act around.’” Some businesses, however, aren’t sold on the program. Among them is the Burlington Peace & Justice Center Store. Co-manager Jennifer Reay says the store has been the target of shoplifters. And its overtly political material has made it a target for graffiti, vandalism and angry visitors shouting at employees. Nevertheless, she says her staff decided that the universal trespass program wasn’t consistent with the spirit of the Peace & Justice Center. “We kind of had a weird feeling about it,”

real questions about people’s civil rights in this situation.” Vermont law expressly prohibits discrimination in public accommodations, she explains, even when those accommodations are privately owned. Although Barrett doesn’t know of any cases in which the policy has been used to discriminate based on race, sexual orientation or disability, “I worry about this being used simply to keep people who are different off of Church Street,” she says. Barrett believes the policy becomes more problematic if it’s adopted by businesses that provide necessities such as groceries and prescription drugs, especially if they cannot be found at other nearby locations. City Market, the only supermarket in downtown Burlington, doesn’t participate in the program, and a spokesperson for the food co-op says it has no plans to join. However, Brooks Pharmacy does participate. Others warn that the universal trespass policy could create more problems for businesses than it solves. Attorney Beth Robinson, a co-counsel in the landmark Baker case that led to

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Last Thursday afternoon, I was working in the office, writing some sort of report, when the great white beast (our Nissan Patrol) rumbled up to the front door of the office. I thought, wow, Duc is back early. He’d left that morning at 5:45 to drive down to Da Nang to pick up Ha… I naturally glanced out the window, and through the thin pane, I made eye contact with the dancing eyes of Ha, sitting primly in the front seat of the Patrol. Duc had brought her by the office on the way to her village. I jumped up and almost upended my chair. “Holy cow, you guys, she’s here!” The rest of the staff frowned and turned to see what the heck the Intern was so excited about. Once they’d seen her face through the window, it was contagious — they followed me out the front door as if a fire alarm had just sounded. Duc was already out of the car, on the passenger side, opening her door for her. We all cheered as the door came to a rest and she sat there in front of us, her left hand rising in embarrassment to cover her smile. Her other hand pulled anxiously at the hem of her white jacket. Duc opened the other door, pulled a pair of crutches out, and held them out to her. She took them graciously and stepped down from the high truck… She took a couple steps with the help of her crutches and moved to the office entrance, where she leaned her back against the brick wall. She was beaming. She fussed with the legs of her pants, getting the blue fabric to fall right. Toan bent down at Ha’s knees and pulled her pants leg up to the knee on both legs. The white scar tissue covering nearly the entire portion of both of her lower legs was a stark contrast with her dark skin… I watched her as I leaned against a column opposite the brick wall. There is something about her, apart from any of the other dozens of beneficiaries that I have met here, that completely captivates me… Maybe it is her dedication to her physical therapy regimen. Maybe it is that she lost both of her parents before she was 20… and will take care of her younger siblings for many years to come. Maybe it is her resolute optimism that she will one day walk again by herself… We all returned to our desks in the office and resumed our work. I shook my mouse to get rid of my screensaver that had turned on in my absence. The first week I was here, I changed it to three words that zoom around my screen, changing colors as they go: “Change a life.” I couldn’t stop thinking about her. I clicked on the report I was working on before and smiled to myself. “Change a life.” Check. C.R.

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overcame them. They picked up the explosive and threw it against a rock. It blew up, burning them and peppering them with shrapnel. The boys survived, and Peace Trees was able to help them recover from their injuries. But the episode made an indelible impression on her. “When you experience something like that,” Hathaway says, “it’s really difficult to turn your back.” After a few years with Peace Trees, the Hathaways — along with Dutch journalist Imbert Matthee and Manchester, Vermont, native Kristen Leadem — founded Clear Path in 2000. Matthee now staffs the

strong presence in Cambodia, where two decades of civil war have resulted in an estimated two million unexploded land mines. That explains the country’s highest per-capita percentage of mine amputees in the world; one out of every 236 Cambodians has lost one or more limbs. Clear Path has two full-time and several part-time employees in Cambodia who coordinate classes that teach vocational skills to survivors. In that country, disability often means that a person can no longer work, and that has far-reaching effects on families. “When you take someone out of the resource-generat-

and the Anne Frank Memorial Award. He now lives and works in Lowell, Massachusetts, and is Clear Path’s Cambodian advisor. Connections like these have helped Clear Path prosper — its programs have won support from institutions such as the Freeman Foundation in Stowe, and from a variety of celebrity activists. The organization has held events featuring Judy Collins and the late Spalding Gray. And it has attracted attention from Heather Mills McCartney, who narrated a short Clear Path DVD. She also profiled Clear Path at the third annual Adopt-a-Minefield fundraiser in Los Angeles last fall.

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ing equation,” says Hathaway, “it’s devastating.” Clear Path teaches regionspecific skills, such as fixing radios and engines. This keeps mine victims from moving to the cities to beg. “You’ll be in Phnom Penh and there’ll be beggars everywhere,” says Hathaway. “We’re trying to assist in making sure that doesn’t happen.” Hathaway also points out that Clear Path’s classes have created a support network. “Some of these folks, they don’t know that there are thousands and thousands of other landmine survivors, and they’re ashamed,” he says. Happily, he notes, job skills haven’t been the only benefits — “We’ve had a few marriages, actually.” Hathaway credits Arn Chorn-Pond, a high-school friend he met at Gould Academy in Maine, with helping to connect Clear Path to Cambodia. Chorn-Pond grew up there, and was sent to a work camp when the genocidal Khmer Rouge took power in 1975. Chorn-Pond escaped in 1979 and was adopted by a Lutheran minister, who brought him to the United States. He has established a variety of community-rebuilding and Cambodian-assistance organizations, and has received the Reebok Human Rights Award

Clear Path solicits donations through its website, http://www. cpi.org; this April, it will sell a benefit CD to commemorate the 30th anniversary of the Vietnam War. Artists on the disc include Natalie Merchant, Hot Tuna, The Samples and Philip Glass. Though the organization chiefly seeks donations to export aid, its work brings benefits back to the States as well. Last spring, Clear Path’s Vietnam office hosted a delegation of students and faculty from Johnson State College. The Vermonters spent a month in Vietnam visiting orphanages, harvesting peanuts, and meeting blind and disabled mine survivors. Johnson’s Director of Service Learning Ellen Hill says it was an eye-opening experience. She and the students returned energized to spread the word about Clear Path, and to act as ambassadors for the landmine victims they met half a world away. The school plans to send another group this spring. Hill observes that Clear Path has put a human face on what seems like a distant tragedy — the first step toward making people care enough to stop the suffering. “They shattered the concept of knowing Vietnam just as a war,” Hill says of Clear Path. “Now it’s a country, a culture, a people.” 쩾

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Going the Going the distance distance Mapping the global reach of a local nonprofit story: kevin j. kelley

For most Vermonters who watched Viktor Yushchenko being sworn in as Ukraine’s president, the news likely felt far removed from the Green Mountain State. But for the staff of the Montpelier-based Institute for Sustainable Communities, the event had personal resonance. The nongovernmental agency has been building Eastern European democracy since just after the fall of the Berlin Wall. However, while the ISC’s good works have earned recognition abroad, where the nonprofit focuses its activities, and in Washington, D.C., where most of its funding originates, they’ve gone largely unnoticed at home. A simmering controversy, though, could push ISC squarely into the spotlight at home. Alternately, the Institute’s weaknesses, combined with inauspicious political and financial trends, could further diminish its profile — perhaps even to the vanishing point. Founded in 1991 by former Governor Madeleine Kunin, ISC has carried out 35 social, educational and environmental projects in 14 countries, mainly in the former Soviet bloc. Hungarians, Romanians and Bulgarians sloughing off deadening decades of repressive rule have been achieving selfdetermination with the help of ISC’s community-building initiatives. These and

other Eastern Europeans have also been bettering their social circumstances through ISC partnership programs addressing domestic violence, homelessness, unemployment and industrial pollution. All of the Institute’s projects are designed and executed in accordance with the principles of sustainable development. “That can be a fudgy term,” allows Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle, an ISC board member for the past 10 years. “People’s eyes tend to glaze over because it’s almost a cliché.” But, Clavelle continues, the Institute consistently gives substance to this piece of PC rhetoric, and even skeptics are impressed when they see the real-life results. Listening to locals and empowering them to change their own lives and societies is the key element in ISC’s approach, adds Kunin, who still serves as the Institute’s chair. She cites a seminal visit to Bulgaria with a U.S. election-monitoring team soon after communism’s collapse. “The people were so pleased to see us writing down their ideas on a flip chart,” Kunin recalls. “They had never been listened to before.” That experience inspired the retired governor and her former planning director, George Hamilton, to establish an aid organization predicated on practices of

self-help and environmentally responsible development. “The basic concept of the Institute,” Kunin explains, “is not to go somewhere, do something and then go home, but to create capacity indigenous to the local community.” Hamilton puts it this way: “In our theory of change, if you get people involved in activities like advocating for treatment of breast cancer and improving conditions in orphanages, that’s the best way to build a more stable, just and peaceful world.” ISC’s successes abroad have earned it a reputation in Washington as an effective instrument for advancing U.S. interests in Russia and its former sphere of influence. The U.S. Agency for International Development (USAID), an arm of the State Department, was the source of nearly all the $11 million in project funding awarded to ISC in 2003 — the Institute’s best budget year to date.

The ISC’s 20-member Vermont staff works in stylish Montpelier offices overlooking the Winooski River. Its board roster reads like a Who’s Who of progressive Vermonters. In addition to Kunin and Clavelle, members include Vermont Supreme Court Justice John Dooley, ice

cream magnate Jerry Greenfield, former state Environmental Commissioner Jonathan Lash and retired Vermont Law School dean Douglas Costle. ISC was also the facilitator of Burlington’s highly participatory Legacy Project, and it has organized 25 study tours of Vermont by Eastern European entrepreneurs, farmers and environmentalists. Still, “The average Vermonter probably has never heard of us,” Hamilton concedes. The ISC received some unprecedented attention within the United States last month when The New York Times reported on possible political meddling in Ukraine by U.S.-based nongovernmental organizations. Critics, mainly among American conservatives, were exercised by images of hundreds of thousands of Ukrainians loudly protesting what they claimed were rigged elections. The demonstrators were demanding that the undemocratic, pro-Russian government step down, or at least permit new elections that would presumably result in an opposition victory. “Russian leaders, many Ukrainians and even some members of Congress are asking whether the $58 million the United States spent to promote democracy in Ukraine over the past two years was actually intended to oust the government

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there,” the Times piece began. It went on to quote ISC’s Ukraine project director Leslie McCuaig as acknowledging, “It has become particularly tricky to walk a very thin line” between empowering citizens and organizing opposition to the ruling party. ISC sees its mission in Ukraine as helping to bring about a “fundamental cultural shift from a passive citizenry under an authoritarian regime to a thriving democracy with active citizen participation.” The Institute was awarded a multi-year, $11 million USAID contract partly in order to achieve those objectives. It’s not just the right wing in the United States that’s raising questions about the role played in Ukraine by U.S. government agencies and the groups they fund. Edolphus Towns, an African-American Democratic congressman from Brooklyn, has joined conservative Texas Republican Ron Paul in calling for an investigation into how U.S. funds were spent in Ukraine. Progressive British journalist Jonathan Steele, writing last month in The Nation, charged that seemingly nonpartisan civic-action projects financed by Washington and carried out by private American groups may actually be aimed at toppling rulers the Bush administration opposes. There’s a historical context for what apparently occurred in Ukraine, Steele noted. The United States has engineered two other suc-

projects in Eastern Europe and elsewhere. “We provide support to nongovernmental organizations and other international organizations all over the world to assist in making sure that there are free and fair elections,” White House spokesman Scott McClellan said last month. The ISC itself rejects suggestions that it may have played a part — perhaps unwittingly — in a U.S. regime-change strategy for Ukraine. “I don’t think that’s a legitimate concern,” says Kunin. “We’re very careful not to take sides. We teach skills for how to use democracy. We don’t endorse candidates or foment revolutions.” The ISC would not get involved in an effort to oust a government because “the integrity of our program” depends on steering clear of partisan politics, Hamilton says. Grants that ISC gives to partner organizations in countries such as Ukraine “are based entirely on merit,” he adds. “One criterion is, you cannot be a political party and get assistance from us.” Hamilton tells of one instance in which the Institute was asked by a U.S. official to shelve these principles. The American ambassador to Bulgaria suggested a couple of years

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Activities of this sort may not be as purely public-spirited as they seem, Steele warned in his Nation commentary. “The pattern is that U.S. diplomats orchestrate a campaign of financial help and marketing advice to civil groups, which is described as nonpartisan although in practice it is only put at the service of one side,” Steele wrote. “Using consultants and poll experts, they explain how to choose catchy slogans and punchy logos and organize street comedy and rock concerts to create attractive grassroots campaigns to mobilize young people.” At the same time, virtually any sort of citizen-empowerment work in a

In our theory of change, if you get people involved in activities like advocating for treatment of breast cancer and improving conditions in orphanages, that’s the best way to build a more stable, just and peaceful world. GEORGE HAMILTON, ISC DIRECTOR

cessful subversion campaigns in Eastern Europe in the past five years, he contended. And a similar operation resulted in the removal of Philippines dictator Ferdinand Marcos in 1986, according to Steele. “In short, intervening in foreign elections under the guise of an impartial interest in helping civil society has become the run-up to the postmodern coup d’étât, the CIA-sponsored thirdworld uprising of Cold War days adapted to post-Soviet conditions,” Steele wrote. “Even if conducted impartially around the world, this heavy use of money in another country’s elections (which would be illegal in the United States and most Western countries) raises serious questions.” The Bush administration denies there is anything nefarious about U.S. funding of democracy-building

ago that ISC should provide some grant money to a specific Bulgarian political party, Hamilton says. “The State Department sometimes wants to support a particular party or perspective,” he notes. But the Institute did not comply with the ambassador’s request — and it was supported in that stance by USAID, Hamilton reports. In Ukraine, ISC has helped several local organizations involved in citizenadvocacy projects and in efforts to promote legislative reforms. The Institute has also given grants to Ukrainian think tanks, some with the purpose of deepening public debate on election issues. In addition, research groups have gotten ISC instruction for conducting polls and organizing focus groups.

country as undemocratic as Ukraine can be interpreted as threatening to the existing order. As the Times observed in its piece about U.S. groups working in Ukraine, “Teaching the principles of democracy to citizens in a semi-authoritarian system may, on its face, work to empower the government’s opponents.” In any case, most of ISC’s work in Ukraine stays well away from the “very thin line” cited by its country director. Skating much more closely to that edge are groups such as the International Republican Institute and the National Democratic Institute, which work abroad with selected political organizations on behalf of the U.S. Republican and Democratic parties, respectively. The former Ukrainian regime never objected to ISC’s programs there, notes Montpelier-based program officer Susan Stitely, in part because “a lot of our work is focused on the local level, and that’s much less threatening than the national level.” ISC projects mainly seek to provide services to disadvantaged persons, such as pregnant teenagers, who got little help from the previous government, Stitely says. USAID is pleased with the Institute’s work in Ukraine, she adds, suggesting that funding is likely to be extended beyond its scheduled expiration next year. >> 26A

For all its globe-straddling activities, and despite its inconspicuous presence in Vermont, ARD, Inc., claims to identify closely with its home state. Like the Institute for Sustainable Communities, Burlington-based ARD, Inc., an international consulting firm formerly known as the Agency for Rural Development, derives much of its inspiration from Vermont values. And like ISC, ARD, which is engaged in development projects in Eastern Europe, Latin America, south Asia, sub-Saharan Africa and the Occupied Territories, focuses on civic action and environmental engineering. The two organizations also share a couple of venues of operation. In Bulgaria, for instance, ISC has partnered with a local group working to clean up the Black Sea coast, while ARD brokered negotiations between the national government and the Bulgarian Orthodox Church over a management plan for a national park containing a historic monastery. The two Vermont groups do, however, differ in some key ways. With 125 employees worldwide and nearly three decades of experience, ARD is larger and older than the Institute. About 80 of ARD’s staff members work in its Bank Street headquarters, though not all at the same time. A wall chart behind the receptionist’s desk lists the whereabouts of traveling program officers, who are currently to be found in Yemen, Nigeria, Bosnia, Peru and a few other countries. As that register suggests, ARD is truly global in its reach, with a presence in every major world region, while ISC works mainly in Eastern Europe and Russia. Since its founding in 1977, ARD has taken part in more than 500 projects in more than 100 countries. Current initiatives include work on a Palestinian legislative council, a support program for Rwanda’s parliament, wildlife conservation in Sri Lanka, water quality enhancement in Armenia, agribusiness development in Colombia and commercial law reform in Kyrgyzstan and Tajikistan. “We’re more of a techie organization” than ISC, says ARD vice president Jim Talbot. His company’s employees and consultants offer specialized skills in agriculture, energy, water supply, road building and information technology. ISC, on the other hand, focuses more on social and educational programs. That distinction goes to the core of the two group’s identities: ARD is a for-profit business; ISC is nonprofit. “We do a lot of business-development work,” Talbot says, “and we realized it’s better to do it as a management consulting firm.” The company has succeeded, he adds, because it offers “a very high-quality product.” ARD strives to excel in all its projects, retaining the most knowledgeable field staff and consultants, in order to encourage renewal of contracts and to ensure a steady flow of new opportunities, according to Talbot. “We’ve got to show we’ve been there and done that, and we have to produce the best possible results so people will come back to us,” he says. This approach gives ARD big advantages, Talbot adds, in an increasingly competitive field. ARD has also broadened its operations well beyond its original concentration on rural needs in the developing world. In fact, the company used to be known as Associates in Rural Development, but, Talbot explains, it now goes solely by an acronym so as not to preclude opportunities in a variety of sectors. ARD focused at first on alternative energy projects because its two founders, George Burrill and James Nolfi, had developed expertise in that area in Vermont, Talbot says. After working with windmills and other clean sources of power generation, Burrill and Talbot got the idea of applying their knowledge in the developing world as well. Burrill had previously served in the Peace Corps in Togo in West Africa, while Nolfi had an academic background in ecology as well as a penchant for radical activism. A controversy had erupted in the early 1970s over a decision by the University of Vermont president not to extend Nolfi’s two-year appointment as a professor in the zoology department, at least partly because of his vocal commitment to that era’s progressive causes. Nolfi was one of several UVM faculty members who had career-threatening confrontations with the university’s administrators during the 1950s, ’60s and ’70s. But as the Rutland Herald observed in a 1979 story, “Among UVM’s pantheon of controversial figures, Nolfi was probably the most radical, in the sense of questioning everything in the world around him and challenging the very purpose of the university itself.” Co-founding ARD was among the new directions Nolfi took after being purged from UVM. He also played a part in establishing the Onion River Co-op and Community Health Center, and served as dean of the resident undergraduate program at Goddard College. Nolfi died two years ago. Burrill still serves as ARD’s president, but was in New Zealand last week and unavailable for comment. The organization the two men established has come a long way in the past 28 years. ARD’s annual budget now totals about $30 million, according to Talbot, who declined to provide specific figures. What hasn’t changed — and what the company also has in common with ISC — is ARD’s heavy dependence on the U.S. Agency for International Development as a funding source. Talbot estimates that USAID accounts for about 90 percent of his firm’s contracts, although it has also done work for the United Nations system, the World Bank and the Asian Development Bank. For all its globe-straddling activities, and despite its inconspicuous presence in Vermont, ARD claims to identify closely with its home state. The company’s promotional material declares: “Vermont’s reputation for leadership in environmental activities and its heritage of local participatory government embody ARD’s ideals.” Maybe so. But when asked whether he thinks ARD should play a more public part in the life of Vermont, Talbot replied, “That’s not an issue for us.” K.J.K

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As options narrow overseas, the Institute is looking for ways to apply its skills at home. It’s already a partner in a program intended to strengthen links among the New England states and to devise regional responses to environmental and educational challenges. Such an involvement builds upon ISC’s work in Burlington five years ago. It coordinated the city’s Legacy Project, which was especially notable, Clavelle says, for enlisting young people in discussions about the city’s future. Money may be available for similar endeavors in other U.S. locales. Helping to steer those endeavors

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And being small does have some advantages: “We don’t have a lot of overhead, and we’re able to move quickly and strategically,” says Clavelle. Being headquartered in the northeast corner of the country, far from political power centers, also is not necessarily a handicap, the Burlington mayor suggests. “In some ways, being outside the Beltway is an asset,” he argues, because a locally based organization may be more aware of grassroots issues and practices. But ISC does maintain an office in Washington, and it wants to heighten its presence in the capital. ISC staffers are also busily prospecting outside of Eastern Europe. The Institute is, in effect, following USAID money to China, the Middle East and sub-Saharan Africa, looking for projects that could use the skills it possesses. “The work we’ve done in building civil society is definitely transferable,” says Clavelle. “We can develop in-country expertise as we proceed.” But ISC lacks the disposable income needed to dispatch squadrons of supplicants to USAID missions in the far corners of Asia and Africa. Decisions on grant allocations are now frequently made in the field rather than in Washington — a shift that may make sense from a local project’s perspective but which tends to deny newcomers a piece of the action. If being on the

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scene becomes a key criterion for winning a USAID contract in, say, Mongolia, then American nongovernmental organizations not already at work there have little chance of breaking in. International political dynamics also are not working in ISC’s favor. Even prior to the invasion of Iraq, there was a common perception overseas that “Americans come in and want to control situations,” observes ISC board member Jerry Greenfield, who once ran an ice cream parlor back in the USSR. “And I must admit I sometimes feel that way myself.” The conflagration that the U.S. ignited in Iraq has increased suspicions in regard to American organizations working abroad, says program director Stitely. “We’re now asked a lot more frequently, ‘What is your real motive in being here?’” Stitely notes. “Americans have an image in the world of being out for themselves.” Outside the narrow confines of the Coalition of the Willing, much of the world looks with disgust and dismay at what the United States has done in Iraq. As a result, says ISC chief Hamilton, “It’s harder to attract money from non-U.S. sources — from European sources. We have to explain ourselves more.” ISC is striving to identify and tap alternatives as federal aid money becomes harder to find. But while the Institute’s board brings together several global policy wonks, its corporate contingent is pretty puny. Greenfield is among the few board members with a record of success in the private sector. He was recruited two years ago partly to extend ISC’s reach into the realm of socially

will be Elizabeth Humstone, who this week was named director of U.S. programs. Humstone has developed a strong reputation through her smart-growth advocacy on behalf of the Vermont Forum on Sprawl. Working inside the United States has the important side-benefit of enhancing ISC’s credibility in countries where it is already active and where it is seeking contacts, notes Hamilton. “People say to us, ‘If you’re so committed to sustainability, why aren’t you working in the most unsustainable country in the world?’” Hamilton recounts. The ISC should certainly develop a stronger presence in Vermont and in the rest of this country, Clavelle believes. “The work being done and the lessons being learned are as important here as in central and Eastern Europe,” he says. During his own forays to Hungary, Bulgaria and Macedonia as an ISC board member, Clavelle observed that “People there are more engaged in creating a vision for their countries than is the case in most communities in the United States. I’ve been struck by how much Americans have come to take democracy for granted.” Vermont values underlie the Institute’s work at home and abroad, adds Kunin. “Right from the start, I thought we should use Vermont as a model,” she says, citing the state’s tradition of participatory democracy and environmental stewardship as well as its paired attitudes of neighborliness and selfreliance. With such a foundation, the former governor says, ISC will surely continue to find its way in the world. 쩾

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orth American culture is wild about euphemisms. Rapacious oil companies are now “energy companies.” Weapons plants make “anti-personnel products.” Housing developments take their names from the STORY wildlife destroyed to make room for them. ERIK But in Canadian playwright-actor Daniel ESCKILSEN MacIvor’s new one-man show, Cul-de-sac, the sophisticated-sounding French word Cul-de-sac, cannot mask the reality that his characters starring Daniel live on a dead-end street. When he brings MacIvor, directed by Daniel Brooks, the show to FlynnSpace for three performances this week, audiences will become produced by da da kamera. virtual neighbors to nine characters sharFlynnSpace, ing their side of the same story about a Burlington, recent death on their block. January 27-29, While indicting suburban life is a time8 p.m. honored tradition in the arts, MacIvor’s play takes a refreshingly different tack. Cul-de-sac exposes a sordid underbelly of alienated non-community, and, perhaps more importantly, illuminates the inescapable effects neighbors have on one another. The cul-de-sac leads nowhere, after all, so people’s lives are unavoidably entwined — despite snobbery, curmudgeonliness, indifference, animosity, homophobia and angst. All of those attitudes, and more, emerge in MacIvor’s portrayals. Dressed in a simple black costume, MacIvor plays each role under the direction of longtime collaborator Daniel Brooks. Using only facial gestures, body language and an ear keenly tuned to human speech, MacIvor animates a dizzyingly diverse array of individuals, each of them distinct and fully realized. The central character is Leonard, a gay man who, as we learn at the start of the play, has died. Addressing the audience directly, Leonard introduces himself with charming self-deprecation, calling attention to his homosexuality and quirks such as making quotation marks in the air with his fingers. Leonard initiates the mystery of his death by describing the sound he made in the small hours of his final, fateful Sunday morning. That sound provides the bridge to other characters, each of whom remembers the sound differently. We meet Eddie and Joy, a bickering couple who disagree sharply about

Leonard’s character. Retired veterinarian Dr. “Bic” Bickerson weighs in with a recollection that shifts from irascible to tenderly nostalgic. Leonard’s death — especially the sound of it — triggers memories of Bickerson’s deceased wife and the many cats he has euthanized in his career, including Leonard’s cat, Whiskers. Precocious 13-year-old Madison Page Turner appears to have been Leonard’s only friend on the block. Aside from Leonard himself, she’s the only real truthteller among the dramatis personae, leveling a bratty, critical gaze at the neighborhood. She describes Leonard as a man who must have been very lonely indeed. Although he has little in common with Madison, MacIvor comes across convincingly, and amusingly, as a teenaged girl. Between rants about what “knobs” her parents are (Canadian slang for goober?), she shares portions of her novel-inprogress about a balsa-wood astronaut. Madison’s father, the lawyer Ken Turner, makes a brief appearance, but only long enough to squawk on his cell phone. Neighbors Virginia and Samuel, culture vultures with a taste for Gilbert & Sullivan operas, complete the neighborhood set. Into this modern Canadian Our Town swaggers an interloper: Eric, a drug-stoked hustler whom Leonard meets at the local “alternative bar.” Here the play takes an edgy, violent turn. Its transformation is punctuated by staccato jolts of sound and flashes of light — the work of sound designer Richard Feren and lighting designer Kimberly Purtell, respectively. Aside from a single chair onstage and a lighter that MacIvor flicks from time to time, from character to character, sound and light are the only production effects at work. And they work very well, reminding us that a dark line runs through this chorus of idiosyncratic voices. Though the introduction of Eric precipitates the play’s climax, MacIvor has already demonstrated his personal best in a scene that requires him to play eight of the

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recent phone interview from his home in Halifax, Nova Scotia. He draws a distinction between his style and the more conventional “theater of observation and appreciation.” The deeper engagement an audience may feel with his play, he says, gives it a heart that labels such as “postmodern” fail to imply. Other critics have noted MacIvor’s penchant for plays

lightness of being. Leonard has died, yes, but the mystery of his death occasions a worthwhile review of his life — and of the lives that touched him and were touched in return. One sees that even the loneliest soul doesn’t live in total isolation. “We are part of one another’s story,” MacIvor suggests. If there’s something sinister in this suburban drama, it isn’t the

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dealing with death. He considers death, thematically speaking, a communal experience guaranteed to resonate with audiences. “I guess I’m always looking for the thing that everyone in the room can agree on sharing,” he says. “What is it that we all have thoughts about? Truly, we die. Some people actually don’t pay taxes, apparently.” In Cul-de-sac as in Our Town, death is treated in a way that implies not dark endings but the

suburbs. Leonard’s neighbors don’t cause his death, and yet they are guilty of something. Therein lie the most poignant questions raised in the course of this unique, powerful play. “It isn’t about how we don’t connect,” MacIvor says. “It’s about how it takes all of us to tell our story. I love all these characters.” He’s careful not to reveal a favorite, though: “I’m not allowed to say because the others will get mad at me.” 쩾

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The Good, the Bad and the Ugly Architecture review: “The 60s: Montréal Thinks Big”

e all have our own personal vision of the cities where we spend time. That vision can become fixed, drawing us back to the things we love and blinding us to the rest. My vision of Montréal is centered on its small-scale, mixed-use neighborhoods — particularly those surrounding my home base on Plateau Mont-Royal. Sure, I make the occasional excurSTORY sions to Vieux-Montréal, preferably off-season, and to the ERNIE Village for nightlife, the museums and the Jardin Botanique MCLEOD for inspiration, Chinatown for a midnight meal, the outdoor markets for springtime flowers and summertime produce. IMAGE But it’s the eclectic neighborhoods I wander year-round. NATIONAL Architecturally, not much about them is astonishing. I’m ARCHIVES just tickled by the intimate yet decidedly urban mix of parks OF CANADA, and row houses, bistros and cafés, falafel joints and funky OTTAWA shop windows. I’m especially fascinated by the between© SOUTHAM block back alleyways — or ruelles, to use their more elegantINC. / THE sounding French name. My beloved, ramshackle ruelles are a MONTREAL far cry from Montréal’s sleek — in spots, grungy — downGAZETTE town. The skyscrapers, while impressive on the approach to the city, have always left me cold. Montréal’s so-called “Underground City,” though warming in winter, also fails to Canadian Centre capture my imagination. for Architecture But that’s just me. When my parents used to venture to 1920, rue Baile, Montréal in the ’70s, they’d come back raving about how Montréal, Métro they “didn’t have to go outdoors all weekend!” Likewise, Guy-Concordia when a Brazilian friend visited last summer, the first thing Hours: he inquired about was the Underground City. I dampened Wed. - Sun., 10 a.m. to 5 p.m., his enthusiasm a notch by describing this fabled piece of Montréal as, basically, an extensive basement mall. Thur., All of which is to say that I approached “The 60s: 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Info: Montréal Thinks Big,” the current exhibition at the 514-939-7026/ Canadian Centre for Architecture, with both trepidation and http://www.cca. bias. My prejudices were compounded by my architectureqc.ca school training in the early ’80s, when the ’60s tear-downstart-over approach to urban renewal was almost unanimously condemned as urban ruinewal. As Jane Jacobs forecasted in The Death and Life of Great American Cities, her classic attack on overzealous urban planning, thinking big did not guarantee thinking well — quite the contrary. To quote Joni Mitchell: They paved paradise, and put up a parking lot. Therefore, I was relieved to discover that the CCA exhibition, curated by architect and teacher André Lortie, takes a critical as well as a celebratory look at the massive changes that, within a decade, radically and permanently transformed the face of Montréal. The exhibition’s introduction outlines the focus on three major aspects of transformation: the architectural landscape, the major infrastructure projects and the “social changes that accompanied the spatial changes,” such as the “disappearance of working-class neighborhoods.” This clear-eyed tone is further established in short videotaped interviews — some in English, some in French — with many of the period’s movers, shakers and designers, in which they discuss how the changes were viewed at the time versus how they’re seen today. Because these people were major players in the transformations, their accounts aren’t completely unbiased. Overall, however, the exhibition has a more plausible “fair and balanced” feel than does, say, the Fox News Channel. Each room in the show has a thematic focus. For example, one tackles infrastructure projects, another “conquering and consolidating the centre,” another Expo 67. Perhaps because there is some overlap between rooms — or simply because of my haphazard approach to the displays — I occasionally became disoriented, losing track of the timeline, and of which projects were built and which were downscaled or left unrealized. After studying the descriptions, drawings and models of the unbuilt projects, I thought it was fortunate they remained so. Otherwise, the median of an expressway adjacent to Vieux-Montréal might today sport pyramid-shaped housing clusters. What’s truly amazing, however, is how many projects were realized. Much of the credit — or blame, as the case may be — can be laid at the feet of Jean Drapeau, the city’s ambitious mayor of the time. Another primary driving force was Expo 67, which put Montréal in an international spotlight as “a city of the future.” Add to this equation planners’ predictions that Montréal’s population would double between 1961 and ’81, potentially expanding to 10 million at some point in the foreseeable future. The population explosion never materialized, but the fact that many believed it could helps to explain the grandeur of the ’60s mindset. So what, specifically, did Montréal gain in the ’60s, and what did it lose? Among the gains were the Champlain Bridge, the Métro, various expressways, Place des Arts, and such downtown fixtures as Place Ville-Marie, Place Bonaventure, Place Victoria, Westmount Square and the Château Champlain Hotel. The participation of such internationally

JEAN DRAPEAU, MAYOR OF MONTREAL, GIVING AUTOGRAPHS AT “MAN AND HIS WORLD” renowned architects as I.M. Pei and Mies van der Rohe in the design and/or planning of some of these projects attests to Montréal’s prominence on the ’60s urban design scene. What was lost is harder to measure. In part this is because it’s gone, and in part because the show focuses less on the forces against the changes than on deciphering the incentives behind them. Which isn’t to say that destruction and loss are ignored. One wall of the exhibition is devoted to how the city, particularly its working-class neighborhoods, was seen through the eyes of various photographers and writers before and during the upheaval. Not surprisingly, the views of these artists and activists — and no doubt of those whose homes were obliterated — had little in common with the rosy, “forwardlooking” vision put forth by planners and, subsequently, the tourist guides of the day. On another wall, a small video screen showing the destruction of a handsome old building to make way for “progress” packs a literally large punch. The Expo 67 room was a treat for me, because I have vague childhood recollections of attending the World’s Fair. Mostly I remember the struggle to find our way out of the city afterwards at an hour long past my bedtime, so I was anxious to see if the photographs and models of the international pavilions rekindled memories of the fair itself. Not really. But, after reading about the avant-garde utopian intentions of Expo 67 and then seeing how these intentions were carried out — with varying degrees of success — I better understand the ’60s idealism and optimism that were at the heart of the overreaching theories. Like that era’s idealism, not much of Expo 67 remains today. The French Pavilion now hosts the Casino de Montréal. The skeleton of Buckminster Fuller’s geodesic

dome encases the Biosphere environmental center. Habitat 67, the experimental housing structure designed by a very young Moshe Safdie and composed of a seemingly free-form pile of precast concrete cubes, still stands — the units apparently coming with both drafts and hefty price tags. I can’t say that my personal vision of Montréal was significantly altered by this exhibition, but it has been expanded. It’s hard not to be impressed by the sheer boldness of ’60s urban planning even if you find the results more disturbing than exhilarating. I doubt I’ll spend my days wandering the Underground City, but I can better appreciate all that went into its creation. To test my somewhat altered state of mind, I visited Place Ville-Marie, I.M. Pei’s 1962 cruciform tower conceived as the modern heart of the city. More than 40 years after its construction, it still looks powerfully streamlined against the sky. Inside, the pedestrian network spreading outward from its base was pleasantly bustling. Call me a semi-convert. “Montréal Thinks Big” is the third CCA exhibition in a series meant to “draw public attention to the formative periods in the history of this city.” It’s also part of a seven-museum collaboration that illuminates Canada’s role in “advancing innovative social and cultural agendas” during the ’60s. The show runs through September 11, so there’s still plenty of time to get there. Until February 20, there’s also a related display of large-format photographs of Montréal by Olivo Barbieri. The photographs were taken from a helicopter, then selectively blurred, to accentuate the pure forms of the cityscape. If you’ve never visited the museum, the CCA building itself is a must-see for anyone with an interest in architecture. It’s one of Montréal’s underrated gems — certainly part of my vision of the city. m

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Secret Machines set their sights on the Big Apple. The group’s inventive songwriting and muscular rhythm section soon won it a loyal following in the city and beyond. Their latest release, Now Here Is Nowhere, has garnered buzz from media tastemakers and rock fans alike. Catch ’em at Higher Ground’s Showcase Lounge this Sunday with Moving Units and Autolux.

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JUKEBOX HEROES Attention, area musicians: A collaborative project has been launched between Burlington’s long-running champions of local music Big Heavy World and the Vermont Department of Buildings & General Services, and Vermont-based artists could be the beneficiaries. The two organizations are coming together to install digital “jukeboxes” along Vermont’s interstate system — an ambitious project with the goal of “promoting and stimulating the local economy,” according to Steve Cook of VDBGS. “We work hard to promote the different regions of Vermont,” he says. “This is part of being hospitable to the traveling public.” The jukeboxes will play digital versions of albums available for purchase at the Vermont Music Library & Shop at BHW headquarters in Burlington, or online. Big Heavy honcho Jim Lockridge thinks the joint effort is extremely worthwhile. “Vermont’s arts are unique and genuine, and help define our character as a state,” he says. “Bringing this creativity to those who don’t have the benefit of living in its midst is an honor.” Artists interested in participating can contact Lockridge at 865-1140, or redshift@bigheavyworld.net.

TOUGH TIMES Long-running nightclub 135 Pearl is on the market, but owners Craig Mitchell and Robert Toms are doing everything in their power to keep the establishment open. “This past year has hit us really hard, with the smoking ban and the slower economy,” says Mitchell. “Things are not what they used to be.” Despite the difficulties, Toms says that staying “creative and positive” is of utmost importance in generating capital. The venue has lately been home to a diverse range of entertainment, from the “What the Folk?” series to theater productions such as Hedwig & the Angry Inch. Mitchell and Toms are now turning to the community to keep the club alive, asking Burlingtonians to stop by for a drink and a dance. “I am committed to this community,” says Toms. “I do not want to see this wonderful place disappear.”

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WINOOSKI GOES WILD Last Friday, The Monkey House in Winooski hosted performances from local indie-rockers The Jazz Guys and Rock ’n’ Roll Sherpa. Despite subzero temperatures outside, the show was very well attended — these hearty locals were determined to enjoy a little live music regardless of the threat of frostbite. Rumored to be Sherpa’s final appearance, the gig seemed like a potentially historic occasion; far be it from me to miss a band’s last hurrah. Turns out, the breakup report was premature — Rock ’n’ Roll Sherpa will continue. Although that’s good news, I was so exhausted by the end of The Jazz Guys’ epic set that I split before Sherpa went on. Now, about these “Jazz Guys.” I know I picked them as one of our “Seven Bands to Watch” not too long ago, but I still have no idea where the hell they’re coming from. Are they a comedy act? A boy band on methamphetamines? I can say this: They definitely have a good drummer. My puzzlement aside, the crowd was pretty hot for ’em. Copious head-bopping and quasi-sarcastic heckling was in abundance as the group treated the audience to comedic vignettes and ecstatic rock-star posturing. Multiple bathroom breaks by band members gave the gig a “we’re drunk at rehearsal” feel, although there were moments of genuine white-hot-noise rock every so often. The experience was not unlike listening to the Dead Milkmen through busted headphones while watching The Jerk — which is to say, oddly amusing.

It may be early in the New Year, but 90.1 WRUV’s long-running radio program “Exposure” has already hosted a bumper crop of local bands. Chuch, Dialogue for Three and Lobot, played earlier in the month, and Black Sea Quartet, Swale, Jugtown Pirates, Video Pigeon and Aquadora are on deck. Over the years, “Exposure” has been both a great way for the community to discover local music, as well as a proving ground for the acts themselves — remember a little college band called Phish? Legend has it they once tested their jams live on the air. Considering the plethora of exciting new groups sprouting up in the Burlington area, now is a great time to tune in. Who knows — someday you might be able to say you heard ’em first. “Exposure” rocks live Wednesdays at 6 p.m. Call 6560796 or email wruv@zoo.uvm.edu for more info.

PULLING FOR BIG JOE Saxophone legend Big Joe Burrell underwent abdominal surgery recently, and is currently in the hospital recovering. While this means he won’t be seen at his Thursday night Halvorson’s gig for a little while, according to musician and recording engineer Chuck Eller, Big Joe’s condition is improving. A new album featuring Burrell’s mellow, jazz-oriented side is nearing completion, with Eller putting the final touches on the mix. It’s been a while since we’ve had a recording from Burrell; fans can look for it sometime near the end of the month. Joe’s band is continuing its Halvorson’s residency, but let’s hope the sax master will rejoin them soon. Our best wishes go out to Burrell and family. Get well, Joe!

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IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JULIET MCVICKER, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. WILL PATTON COMBO (Gypsy jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. AMANDA GUSTAFSON & ERIC OLSEN (singer-songwriters), 1/2 Lounge, 9:30 p.m. NC. LOVEWHIP, DOWNBOI (dance-pop/ jazz/funk), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SINGER-SONGWRITER SHOWCASE W/STEVE HARTMAN, ETHAN WEST, MATTHEW HEBERT, LOWELL THOMPSON, Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. METAL MAYHEM W/THE APOSTACY, GOD BELOW ME, CARACALLA, TIN BITCH, Second Floor, 9 p.m. $5/8. 18+ before 11 p.m. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE LINDNER BROTHERS (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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:: central REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (dirty solo acoustic), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. ROB WILLIAMS (folk-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. RUDY DAUTH (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ENTRAIN (modern rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.

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C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE (piano jazz), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 7 p.m. NC. THE BOY BATHING, TODD DEATHRIDGE (indie-rock/singersongwriters), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. THE YEAR’S BEST (rock), Upper Deck Pub, Windjammer, 7 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX LADIES’ REQUEST NIGHT (rock/urban/dance/ DVD), Henry’s Pub, 8 p.m. NC. JOHN BROWN’S BODY, PARANOID SOCIAL CLUB (roots-reggae/rock), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $12/14. AA. DJ TRICKY PAT (house/trance), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley RUFF DAVE (Dylan covers & originals), Toscano Café & Bistro, 7 p.m. NC.

:: central GABE JARRETT TRIO (jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSIONS, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC, followed by DAMN YANKEE STRING BAND (bluegrass/old-time), 8 p.m. NC. VISCOUS (funk/jazz), Eclipse Theater, 10 p.m. $5. BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic rock), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MITCH & MIKE (piano jazz), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC.

THU.27 >> 34A

stowe’'s apres-ski headquarters

MUSIC HALL • LOUNGE 1214 WILLISTON ROAD • SOUTH BURLINGTON • INFO 802-654-8888 DOORS 8 PM / SHOW 9 PM unless noted • ALL SHOWS 18+ WITH POSITIVE I.D. unless noted SHOWCASE LOUNGE OPEN AT 6PM ON SHOW NIGHTS SERVING DINNER & DRINKS. COME EARLY! THURS, JAN 27 $12 ADVANCE $14 DAY OF SHOW | ALL AGES

JOHN DONAVON BROWN’S FRANKENREITER STATE RADIO BODY PARANOID SOCIAL CLUB SAGE FRANCIS SOL.ILLAQUISTS OF SOUND JARED PAUL MELISSA FERRICK THE NAVIGATORS BOWLING FOR SOUP MON, FEB 7 $15 ADVANCE $17 DOS

FRI, JAN 28 $13 ADVANCE $15 DOS 104.7 THE POINT & LONG TRAIL WELCOME

WED, FEB 9 $13 ADVANCE $15 DOS | DOORS 6:30PM | ALL AGES 95 TRIPLE XXX & BUDWEISER PRESENT

SAT, JAN 29 $20 ADVANCE $22 DOS TWO SHOWS: 7PM & 10PM 106.7 WIZN & BUD LIGHT WELCOMES THE KILLERS OF COMEDY

CRAIG GASS REV. BOB LEVY JIM FLORENTINE SAL THE STOCK BROKER BEETLEJUICE HOSTED BY RICH BUTTERS SAT, JAN 29 $6 AT DOOR TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT & MAGIC HAT PRESENT

E V E RY T H U R S DAY

THE ORIGINAL

THIRSTY THURSDAY with The Buddah

Food Group

CELEBRATE STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: Wednesday, January 26

Entrain

BOSTON’S FAVORITE DANCE BAND

Thursday, January 27

Adult Family Feud TEAMS OF LOCALS COMPETE

F R I DAY 2 8

YO YO NIPPLES S AT U R DAY 2 9

PUSH

12 Mallets Bay Ave Winooski 655-9542

70S & 80S FLASHBACK DANCE PARTY SUN, JAN 30 $12 ADVANCE $12 DOS | DOORS 7PM | ALL AGES

SECRET MACHINES

MOVING UNITS, AUTOLUX THURS, FEB 3 $12 ADVANCE $14 DOS

ADDISON GROOVE PROJECT

BBS Allstars (MEMBERS OF UB40, NOVI NOVI BAND, BLACK BEAN SOUP, AND THE MARLEYS) ALSO:

The Pulse Prophets

www.rustynailbar.com

THURSDAY, FEB 10 $10 ADVANCE $12 DOS

BENEVENTO RUSSO DUO DALEK, VIDEO PIGEON FRIDAY, FEB 11 $13 ADVANCE $15 DAY OF SHOW | ALL AGES FREE SALSA/MERENGUE DANCE LESSONS 8PM

VALENTINE’S DANCE PARTY

LA SELECCION PERFECTA DJ HECTOR ‘EL SALSERO’ COBEO FRIDAY, FEB 11 $10 ADVANCE $12 DOS | DOORS 9PM STATE OF MIND MUSIC MAGAZINE WELCOMES

BROTHERS PAST SATURDAY, FEB 12 $15 ADVANCE $20 DOS A VERMONT PEOPLE W/ AIDS COALITION BENEFIT

WINTER IS A DRAG BALL X HOSTED BY THE HOUSE OF LEMAY SUNDAY, FEB 13 $20 ADVANCE $23 DOS 104.7 THE POINT & LONG TRAIL WELCOME

STEEL PULSE DIRTY DOZEN ANTONY & THE JOHNSONS BRASS BAND CURRITUCK COUNTY DESOL FACTION JOESKI, SPINAL, ANDY KAOTIK, CHRIS APRIL WINE PATTISON, TRICKY PAT, JUSTIN R.E.M. SUNDAY, FEB 13 $12 ADVANCE $14 DOS | DOORS 7PM | ALL AGES

FRIDAY, FEB 18 $10 ADVANCE $15 DOS | DOORS 10PM

SAT, FEB 5 $16 ADVANCE $18 DOS 106.7 WIZN & SAM ADAMS WELCOME

QUADRA

SAT, FEB 5 $8 ADVANCE $10 DOS | DOORS 7PM

1190 Mountain Road Stowe, VT 05672 (802) 253 NAIL

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MING+FS

FRI, FEB 4 $12 ADVANCE $14 DOS

Friday, January 28 & Saturday, Janaury 29

SUN, FEB 6 $12 ADVANCE $14 DOS | DOORS 7PM | ALL AGES 104.7 THE POINT & LONG TRAIL WELCOME

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34A

january 26-february 02, 2005

fresh music served daily

TUE.FEB.1

THE VIRGINIA COALITION

SEVEN DAYS

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES NC = NO COVER

LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop/r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. JOE CRIBARI (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC. FOUNDATION (rock), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

W. ADAM RICHMAN

ON SALE

NOW!

OTEIL BURBRIDGE

THU. FEB.17

FRI.28

and The Peacemakers w. The Perfect Sandwich WED 26 THU 27

:: burlington area

LOVEWHIP W. DOWNBOI VAN JAM BENEFIT FT. SETH YACOVONE (SOLO), THE NOBBY REED PROJECT, THE HUNTINGTON PROJECT, PLENTY OF SPECIAL GUESTS AND A SILENT AUCTION $5 SUGGESTED DONATION

FRI 28

FATTIE B'S "WHAT THE SMELLY LELLY?" CD RELEASE PARTY W. SPECIAL GUESTS

SAT 29 SUN 30

LAMBSBREAD OPEN MIC NIGHT HOSTED BY DREW OF NAMED BY STRANGERS EARL SHOW: J.E. BORG 9-10PM

TUE 1 WED 2

THE VIRGINIA COALITION (18+) W. ADAM RICHMAN LOUIS LOGIC AND DJ EQUAL W. BIG DOG, CRE8, LEE & S.I.N.

THU 3

THE BREAKFAST W. OSHE (LIMITED 18+)

FRI 4

BROTHERHOOD OF GROOVE SAM KININGER

WED

WHIP IT! :: Purveyors of “world booty pop,” Boston’s Lovewhip have rocked dance floors throughout New England since the late ’90s, fronted by the irrepressible Empress Erin. The band’s cross-cultural grooves are designed to make you move. Hear for yourself this Wednesday, January 26, at Nectar’s. Jazzy groovers Downboi open.

W. JAPHY RYDER

SAT 5

GORDON STONE BAND W. SCARECROW COLLECTION

SUN 6

BOB MARLEY'S

TUE 8

COLLEGE DAZE RESIDENCY WITH

WED 9

THU.27 << 33A

ROB DUGUAY’S MEOW MIX (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by EAMES BROTHERS (mountain blues), 9 p.m. NC. FIERCE FRIDAYS W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. PAUL DOUSE & JET JAGUAR (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (bluegrass/jam), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. NC. FATTIE B. & FRIENDS (hip-hop; CD release party), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3. LED LOCO (mock-rock), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $6. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA W/DJS TOXIC, RICHIE POW (hip-hop/r&b/reggae), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. SHANE HARDIMAN (jazz/classical piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m. NC, followed by PIANO LOUNGE W/MITCH, 9 p.m. NC. BIKINI BASHMENT W/DEMUS (reggae DJ), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC.

SUPER BOWL B-DAY PARTY

THE FLO' & THE CASUAL FIASCO TONY TRISHCKA SOLO (8-10PM, TIX ON SALE NOW AT FLYNN BOX OFFICE)

NOW PLAYING OSCAR NOMINEE

BEST PICTURE - BEST ACTOR

6:30 & 8:40

sat & sun matinees @ 1:30 mon baby matinee @ 1:30 weds matinee @ 4:00

FOLLOWED BY THE GORAN IVANOVIC GROUP

EVERY THURSDAY:

Get Smart Trivia Night prizes and specials, 7:30-9:30

Friendly On-site Computer Support

A-Dog & Nastee present:

1/2 LOUNGE

'93 Till every monday! No longer 18+

UPCOMING 2/11: 2/17: 2/18:

World Cinema Series: SAT JAN 29 & SUN JAN 30 4 PM RECONSTRUCTION (DENMARK) Children’s Cinema Series: SAT JAN 29 ONLY 11 AM BATMAN (1966)

C RAYZ WALZ W. 4TH PYRAMID, PACKFM+ TONEDEFF, RHYTHM RUCKUS, LEE & S.I.N. OTEIL BURBRIDGE AND THE PEACEMAKERS W. THE PERFECT SANDWICH EMBER SWIFT (7-9PM) FOLLOWED BY SEEKING HOMER W. RANE

MARDI GRAS SERIES: 2/24: 2/25: 2/26:

Small Food. Big Drinks.

@ N E C T A R ’S

LOS BLANCOS W. SOMEBODY’S CLOSET MELVIN SPARKS BAND CHUCH (3 AFTERNOON SETS) NAMED BY STRANGERS (9PM-2AM)

Come in for weekend

BRUNCH! WINNER 2003 & 2004

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THURSDAY:

Rí Rá LIVE

FEATURING

Japhy Ryder

$3 Long Trail Pints • $4 Cosmos 9pm-1am

Savoy Theater

26 Main St / Montpelier/229-0509 www.savoytheater.com

Wed.1.26/9:30pm

GUSTAFSON & OLSEN (Swale songs) Sat.1.29/7pm

KIP MEAKER (blues/jazz) Thu.2.3/9pm

RED HOT JUBA (jazzy americana)

I read SEVEN DAYS and I feel...

Fri.2.5/7pm

KIP MEAKER (blues/jazz) Mon.2.7/8pm

BEN MCINTYRE & BRIAN MCGARRY (singer-songwriters)

1361/2 CHURCH STREET 865.0012

SEVEN DAYS

KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. RUN 4 COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. MELISSA FERRICK, THE NAVIGATORS (singer-songwriter/alt-country), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $13/15. 18+. AKRASIA (post-rock/math-rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. KARAOKE W/MR DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. YO-YO NIPPLES (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

:: central STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/rockabilly), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. DOG RIVER RESPONSE (acoustic duets), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC, followed by SETH YACOVONE (solo acoustic), 9 p.m. NC. COCO KALLIS & PAUL MILLER (country/soul singer-songwriters), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9 p.m. NC. RANKING JOE (dancehall), Eclipse Theater, 9 p.m. $10. GREG ANDERSON & SARA MILONOVICH (Celtic/Americana), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $10.

FRI.28 >> 36A

venues 411

After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary St., Middlebury, 388-0216. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Bad Girls Café Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Ball & Chain Café 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188 Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292 Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214. Finkerman’s Riverside Barbecue, 188 River St, Montpelier, 229-2295. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Gezellig, 324 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864. Kahiki Moon, 1 Lawson Lane, Burlington. 660-4852. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

january 26-february 02, 2005| music 35A

WEDNESDAY January 26

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd. Williamstown, 443-6106. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A Noth, Manchester, 362-0150. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Riverwalk Records, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. The Waiting Room, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 862-3455. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

SINGER/SONGWRITER SHOWCASE

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FT. MEMBERS OF SOULIVE AND SAM KININGER BAND W. TURKEY BOULLION MAFIA FRIDAY January 28

LED LOCO

SUNDAY January 30

SUNDAY NIGHT MASS

FT. JOE HENNESSEY MR. NICEGUY, BEN BARLOW DJ CONSCIOUSNESS WEDNESDAY February 2

THE POINT, RED STRIPE & FULL TANK PRESENT

THIRD WORLD

W. DJS NICKEL B & SELECTAH MESZENJAH THURSDAY February 3

DIZZY REED (OF GUNS N’ ROSES) AND THE HOLLYWOOD BULLDOZERS W. LIGHTNING RIDGE FRIDAY February 4

THE CHROME COWBOYS

W. ANDERS PARKER OF VARNALINE

SUNDAY February 5 • 7PM

JIM’S BIG EGO

W. LIKE SUMMER

WEDNESDAY February 9

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VISCUS BROTHERHOOD OF GROOVE LOUIS LOGIC W/DJ EQUAL (HIP-HOP LOVEWHIP (ROCK) D’MOJA (WORLD BEAT) - IN THE LOUNGE CALIFORNIA GUITAR TRIO W/TONY LEVIN & PAT MASTELOTTO (PROGRESSIVE/ACOUSTIC) - IN THE THEATER • eclipsetheater.com route 100 winter park waitsfield

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36A

january 26-february 02, 2005

SEVEN DAYS

<clubdates> AA = ALL AGES NC = NO COVER

FRI

ISLAND AMBASSADORS :: Universal recording artists

BBS Allstars feature some of the most experienced reggae

musicians in the world. Members have played with popular acts such as UB40 and Nori-Nori as well as the second-generation Marley clan. The band’s funky, global music recently scored them an upcoming gig at Superbowl XXXIX. Hear them this Friday at the Rusty Nail in Stowe.

FRI.28 << 35A BLUE FOX (blues), Finkerman’s Riverside Barbeque, 7 p.m. NC. THE WARRENS (classic rock), Waterbury Wings, 8 p.m. NC. TIM FOLEY & FRIENDS (blues), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES NIGHT W/DJ SKIPPY (top 40/r&b/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. THE BOOTLEG BAND (rock), Riverview Café at Tabu Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3. 18+. BLUE SKY MISSION CLUB (zydeco), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. BBS ALLSTARS, PULSE PROPHETS (reggae/funk-rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. FRENCH CABARET W/JEAN-JACQUES & NATE (tsunami victims benefit), Bee’s Knees, 5 p.m. Donations. BILLY CALDWELL (acoustic rock), Charlie B’s, 8:30 p.m. NC. TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES 9 (soul/pop/r&b), The Matterhorn, p.m. NC.

SAT.29

:: burlington area JOHN BORGEN (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC, followed by BLACKTHORNE WILDERNESS (folk), 9 p.m. NC.

TASTE W/DJ CRAIG MITCHELL 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. DREAMLAND (jazz), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. SOUL SHAKEDOWN (reggae), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. CHRONIC FUNK, Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight. NC. KIP MEAKER (blues/jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. LAMBSBREAD (reggae), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3-5. RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $3. KARAOKE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. REWIND (’70s-’90s/contemporary DJs), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ANTHONY GERACI (jazz/blues piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m. NC, followed by DAWNA HAMMERS (piano/singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC. NASTEE DOG W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hip-hop), Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. STEALING FROM THIEVES (alt-rock), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. RUN 4 COVER (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. JOE ADLER (acoustic rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. CRAIG GASS, REV. BOB LEVY, JIM FLORENTINE, SAL THE STOCKBROKER BEETLEJUICE (comedy), Higher

Ground Ballroom, 7/10 p.m. $20/22. 18+. ’70s ’80s FLASHBACK DANCE PARTY, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $6. LITTLE BUS (classic rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SAND BLIZZARD (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/TOWNIE, Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central BLUE FOX (blues), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. DYLAN WALLER (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC, followed by DAVE KELLER BAND (blues-rock), 9 p.m. NC. BLACK SEA QUARTET (Gypsy-jazz/ klezmer), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9 p.m. NC. BROTHERHOOD OF THE GROOVE (New Orleans jazz/funk), Eclipse Theater, 9:30 p.m. $10. WILLIE EDWARDS BLUES BAND, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $8. DANA MONTEITH (rock), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

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<clubdates> :: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. PAUL DOUSE (rock/singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. BBS ALLSTARS, BEGGAR’S TOMB (reggae/Grateful Dead covers), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. CHINCHILLA DUST BATH (rock), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ TOXIC (hip-hop/top 40/house/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. BLUNATION (reggae), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. GIBSON BROTHERS (bluegrass), E. Glenn Glitz Auditorium, SUNY, Plattsburgh, 7 p.m. $15/18. 2U (U2 tribute), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS REDDY (singer-songwriter), Charlie B’s, 8:30 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. SECRET MACHINES, MOVING UNITS, AUTOLUX (indie-rock/post-punk), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $10/12. AA. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central JAZZ NIGHT W/ROB MORSE, Langdon Street Café, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: northern SOUND OBSESSION DJ, Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. $1.

:: southern

SUN.30 :: burlington area

OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed by HANI KHALIFA (new-age), 8 p.m. NC. NASTEE SOUL SUNDAY (DJ), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/DREW OF NAMED BY STRANGERS, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS W/JOE HENNESSY, MR. NICEGUY, DJ CONSCIOUSNESS, BEN BARLOW (techno/house), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC.

VIRGINIA COALITION, ADAM RICHMAN (rock/r&b/singer-songwriter), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $8/10.

MON.31 :: burlington area

NO GUITAR OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC. SOUL SKILLET (soul/r&b DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC.

BEN MACINTYRE, BRIAN MCGARRY (eclectic acoustic), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. ’93 TILL W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (underground hip-hop/old-school), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow! Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

TUE.01 :: burlington area

GUA GUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by TERESA LORENCO (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC, followed by ALEX WILSON (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. VIRGINIA COALITION W/ADAM RICHMAN (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $8/10. LIVE DJS, Kahiki Moon, 10 p.m. NC. ADMINISTRATOR (downtempo DJs), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. MONKEY FUNK (jazz/funk DJ), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central JAZZ NIGHT W/FRED HAAS & ANTHONY SANTOR Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. CHRIS LYON (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

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FRESH W/DJ ADRENALINE & GUESTS, Second Floor, 10 p.m. $3/8. 18+ before 11 p.m. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Waiting Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. COMBO 37 (Parisian jazz), Good Times Café, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: burlington area

:: central

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JODY ALBRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JAMES HARVEY & GARUDA (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC.

OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. ROB WILLIAMS (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

LOUIS LOGIC & DJ EQUAL, BIG DOG, CRE8, LEE & S.I.N. (hip-hop), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $5. THIRD WORLD, NICKEL B., SELECTAH MESSENJAH (reggae), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $18/20. OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/ABBY JENNE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/JOHN GOOLEY, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ELIJAH KRAATZ (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.

:: southern MICHAEL TOLCHER, AVERI (singersongwriter/rock), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $8/10. 쩾

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1. Don Fields & His Pony Boys â€” Historic WDEV Broadcasts 2. Alison Krauss & Union Station â€” Lonely Runs Both Ways 3. Madeleine Peyroux â€” Careless Love 4. Ray LaMontagne â€” Trouble 5. Original Soundtrack â€” Coach Carter 6. Green Day â€” American Idiot 7. John Eddie â€” Who the Hell Is John Eddie? 8. Original Soundtrack â€” The Life Aquatic Soundtrack 9. Damien Rice â€” O 10. Grateful Dead â€” Live at the Fillmore

1. The Game â€” Documentary 2. Ray Charles â€” Genius Loves Company 3. Lynyrd Skynyrd â€” All Time Greatest Hits 4. Black Oak Arkansas â€” Hot & Nasty 5. Tom Petty â€” Greatest Hits 6. Nelly â€” Suit 7. Mickey Hart â€” Rolling Thunder 8. Lilâ€™ Jon & The East Side Boys â€” Crunk Juice 9. Various Artists â€” NOW 17 10. Metallica â€” Limited Edition Vinyl Box Set

1. Don Fields & His Pony Boys â€” Historic WDEV Broadcasts 2. Rufus Wainwright â€” Want 2 3. Ray Charles â€” Genius Loves Company 4. Brian Wilson â€” Smile 5. Kaki King â€” Legs to Make Us Longer 6. Madeleine Peyroux â€” Careless Love 7. Various Artists â€” Vermont Kitchen Tunks & Parlor Songs 8. Alison Krauss & Union Station â€” Lonely Runs Both Ways 9. Pink Martini â€” Hang On, Little Tomato 10. Joss Stone â€” Mind, Body & Soul

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BLUEGRASS GOSPEL PROJECT, WANDER ON (Vital Records, CD)

(Rounder Records, CD) Possibly the hardest-working man in local hip-hop, Kyle Thompson — a.k.a. Fattie Bumballattie, a.k.a. Fattie B. — is a oneman industry. A legend in Vermont’s “urban” music community, his 10-plus years on the scene have yielded a body of work that would be the envy of many national acts. Thompson’s new 23-track retrospective CD, What’s the Smelly Lelly?, features brand-new cuts as well as personal favorites hand-picked by the rapper. Raised in Bristol, Thompson seems an unlikely candidate for hip-hop glory. White, rural and overweight, the MC and DJ nonetheless became a major force in the ’90s Burlington-area music explosion. Work with acid-jazz titans Belizbeha brought Thompson to the top of the local music heap, giving him a chance to hone his distinctive baritone flow. Thompson’s hip-hop combo Eye Oh You — also featuring DJ A-Dog — was a hugely popular college act, and his current group, Three the Hard Way, is on the rise. But Thompson hasn’t been stingy with his success, giving other acts exposure through his seven-volume compilation series Hop. Much more than a “best of,” What’s the Smelly has all the wit, style and attitude Fattie fans have come to expect. Guest appearances from Jennifer Hartswick, Nastee, Kat Goduco, Konflik and Craig Mitchell give the disc an all-in-the-Burlington-family feel. The disc’s smooth-as silk-production goes down easy, but is never cheap or tacky. While the beats don’t stray far from the hip-hop rulebook, they nonetheless sound fantastic. “Never Say Never” is an edgy affair with gravelly production well-matched by Thompson’s lyrical sparring. The hilarious “People Like Me” features a parade of commentators dissing the rapper over ’70s cop show funk. Although a novelty track, it’s still a priceless example of small-town shit-talking. The coy, sexy “Sowing the Stone,” featuring Kat Goduco, gets under your skin immediately. Gentle vinyl crackles and low-key funk vamps give the tune an understated chic, while Goduco’s spoken word passages are sleek and feisty. Thompson himself has developed a compelling mike style, bobbing and weaving with a confidence that can only come from experience. The Belizbeha tracks sound somewhat dated, but it’s interesting to hear how much the rapper has evolved. Formerly a bit static, he’s now fluid, rhythmic and tonally rich. He’s also rebounded from serious health issues and has lost 115 pounds in the past year. A solid slice of feel-good hip-hop, What’s the Smelly is simply terrific. Join Thompson and a bevy of special guests Friday, January 28, for a CD release party at Nectar’s.

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Vermont’s merchants of traditional music, the Bluegrass Gospel Project, return with their third release, Wander On. Recorded live in concert throughout the Northeast between December ’03 and November ’04, the disc is a fine overview of the group’s homey sound. Blending old-time styles such as folk, bluegrass and gospel with subtle pop sensibility, the seven-piece has become one of New England’s premier concert acts. Prominently featuring the rich, convincing voice of Patti Casey, the group weaves effortlessly between winsome harmonies and impassioned instrumental work. The traditional track “A Beautiful Life” is a terrific example of the band’s harmonic blend — a soulful stack of complementary vocal tones. It’s this juxtaposition between foot-stomping licks and sonorous singing that make the group so compelling. Casey’s tender side finds voice on her original composition “I’m Not Finished With You Yet.” The yearning melody and lyrics recount a timeless tale of romantic loss, as the protagonist barters with a departing lover. “All the time in the world is what I thought that we would get,” she sings. “But now you’re walking away, and I’m not finished with you yet.” A common sentiment to be sure, but you gotta hear her sing it. “Come Let Us Go Back to God” brings the band’s gospel influence to the fore; the tune’s a cappella harmonies are gorgeous and authentic. Meticulously arranged, the track showcases Bluegrass Gospel Project’s reverence for their source material. Bela Fleck’s instrumental composition “The Lights of Home” is pretty, albeit a tad schmaltzy. The track might be more appropriate in the banjo virtuoso’s own repertoire; it seems somewhat out of place here. “Past the Point of Rescue” brings Casey back to the center of focus. Once again playing the role of wronged paramour, she sounds bitter and harried — hardly the coquettish victim we heard previously. Terrific solos from Taylor Amerding and Steve Light drive the tune along as fiddler Gene White, Jr., and guitarist Andy Greene keep the pace with gentle precision. Another original composition, “Breath of the Devil,” deals with the time-honored tradition of blaming one’s ill actions on infernal sources. “What can I do?” the singers ask. “The Devil calls my name, dear God — tell me, what can I do?” Sin, heartache, worship, redemption — it’s all here. Available on Feb. 5, Wander On is another fine release from a group that deserves every accolade it gets.

CASEY REA

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CALL TO ARTISTS THE ART SPACE at Cynthea's Spa in Burlington is seeking artists for rotating monthly shows of 2D or 3D work. Info, 999-4601. THE GREEN MOUNTAIN JAZZ SERIES is seeking artists to donate works for a fundraiser/jazz party to be held March 12 at the Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. An 8-by-10-inch canvas board will be sent to all donors. Photography, 3D and multimedia also acceptable. Deadline: March 1. Info, call Rachael at 229-4427 or email rachael@flychickpro.com. GLASSBLOWING APPRENTICE is sought by Burlington glass artist Alan Goldfarb. Full-time, unpaid, one-year commitment. Info, 865-9820. ART’S ALIVE is seeking work by artists in all media for the annual Festival of Fine Arts in June. Deadline: March 1. Send slides, $25 jury fee and #10 SASE to Art's Alive, 1 Main St., Ste. 217, Burlington, VT 05401 for application.

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D EXHIBIT “Natural Sights,” black-and-white landscape photography by Jeff Clarke. Flynndog, Burlington. Through March 24.

ARTWORK “Elk Lake, NY” by Jeff Clarke

espite the title of Jeff Clarke’s oneperson exhibition, “Natural Sights,” at the Flynndog, the Burlington photographer hasn’t snapped typical “nature pics.” His work embodies the spirit of a famous Henry David Thoreau quote, “It’s not what you look at that matters; it’s what you see.” Clarke is an artist of the first magnitude who sees and shares eloquent passages of visual poetry among his natural sights. He’s also in total command of his craft. There are 51 flawless silver-gelatin black-and-white prints in the exhibition, each with rich gradations of value. Clarke’s prints are probably made the old-fashioned way, without the assistance of laser printers and computer manipulation. Most are 10by-20-inch panoramic images. Also, Clarke’s lens was exclusively focused on views and vistas in Vermont and northern New York. By doing so he lets local denizens see our familiar region from a fresh point of view. Few views are as familiar to Vermonters as looking past Juniper Island from the Burlington waterfront to admire the majestic Adirondacks. Clarke’s “Juniper Island” seems to document a miracle in progress. A powerful sunbeam appears to dig into the lake, as if Jehovah has parted the heavens to sweep a mighty searchlight over Lake Champlain. “North From Camel’s Hump, Vermont” shows an inland expanse captured from the top of the mountain. Rolling summits filling the length of the shot seem to tumble toward a crenellated horizon. “North

Hudson, New York” features a silhouetted crest of ridgelines at the lower portion of the piece, framing puffy cumulus clouds rushing above the hills. Clarke is as adept with details as he is with vistas. “Gill Brook, New York”

Clarke’s exclusive focus on views and vistas in Vermont and northern New York lets local denizens see our familiar region from a fresh point of view. is a dynamic study of passing time in the guise of a stream. In the foreground is a craggy tree trunk, while the background is completely filled by the frothy grays. Is there metaphorical content to the image? Like an old person staring in silence at a busy street to see life’s panoply advance, the crisp stillness of the old tree trunk appears to be silently observing the rapids. While layers of subjective content can be read into the photographs, Clarke’s language is essentially abstract. “Lake Ice” was shot directly downward at a patch of black ice. A

white crack shoots across the ice like a bolt of lightning. Bubbles or foreign matter riddle the ice with white specks. “Sand and Stone” is a lighter-valued abstract image. Beach sand channeled by wind and littered with pebbles abuts a large stone at the bottom of the frame. The depth of its visual field is the same as that of “Lake Ice.” Both are basically flat patterns of light and dark. Another abstraction, “Beachhead,” uses similar textures, but they are juxtaposed in a broad arc that sweeps more deeply into the picture plane. Clarke handles space in several different ways throughout the exhibition. Some views seem endless, as in the works dominated by sky. Others have stronger figure-ground relationships and become more intimate — such as “Gill Brook, New York.” Still others are primarily flat and frontal. Although mountains and woods dominate “Natural Sights,” equally strong compositions reflect the rural human character of northern New England and New York. “Hay Rake” is like a frigid version of an Arthur Rothstein Dust Bowl photo. It shows a stark white field with an ancient farm implement at far right, frozen into the snow like a tractor being swallowed by desert. Clarke communicates by revealing new aspects of the “natural sights” he has seen rather than restating them. Given the depth of the photographer’s aesthetic perception, let’s paraphrase Thoreau’s most famous quote to say: Looking at Clarke’s work matters. m

OPENINGS DAVID W. O’KEEFE: "New Beginnings," landscape and abstract paintings. Arts 220 Gallery & Studio, Salem, N.Y., 518-854-3406. Open house with artist January 29, 2-5 p.m. Through February 26. BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Wild People, Wild Places: A Photographic Journey Through Vermont and Beyond," nearly 50 images taken during adventures on skis, foot, mountain bikes and canoe around the world. La Brioche Bakery & Café, Montpelier, 496-5434. Reception February 1, 5:30 p.m. Exhibit February 1 - March 1.

TALKS/ EVENTS LOUISE MICHAELS TALK: The featured artists gives a lecture on making Raku vessels; includes short video on firing and technique. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 863-9400. January 28, 6 p.m.

ONGOING NEW WORKS: Featuring represented artists Christian Brown, Sarah Haskell, Russ Keil, Sean Callahan and Steve Goodman. Enigma Gallery, Essex, 879-9220. Ongoing. HANDED DOWN - A TRADITION SUSTAINED: An exhibit with 11 Vermont potters influenced by working with Hideo Okino. L/L Gallery, Living/Learning Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. January 31 March 4.

ONGOING >> 42A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibtions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send exhibitions via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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‘SELF’ CONTAINED? The newly opened Heidi Goodrich Gallery at Amaci Salon in Montpelier (above Capitol Grounds) blazed onto the scene this month with “Reds: Monuments of Myself,” an intriguingly entitled show of acrylics with collaged details by Robyn Pierce. The jagged shapes and hot hues of Peirce’s figurative abstractions give gallery visitors and salon patrons alike plenty to look at. Pictured: “rx #2.”

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ALL BUSH NO TREES: A mixed-media show of political art by local artists. E1 Studio Collective, 416 Pine St., Burlington, e1studiocollective@yahoo.com. Through February 20. DAVID POWELL: "The Progress Report and Other Evidence," mixed-media collages and digital montages. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6524500. Through March 5. SUSAN OSMOND: Recent work in oil and mixed media on paper. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. Through January. A.D. LABARGE: Giclée prints of food. Mirabelles, Burlington, 658-3074. Through January. THE TRUTH IN BLACK AND WHITE: Photographs by Vermonters Sanders Milens, Gary Hall, John Douglas, Andrew Kline and Carey Bass. Shelburne Craft School's Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-3648. Through February 27. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Original acrylic paintings and giclée prints. Center for Community and Neighborhoods, Burlington (above City Market), 872-9605. Through March. DANA MARKS RACHLIN: "Jewelry for the Wall," collages on marble tiles, with watch "innards" and framed in mosaic glass. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 865-6227. Through January. RACHEL ARTHURS: Mixed media including oil, acrylic and pen-and-ink. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through January. TRICKLE DOWN ‘05: Robbie Austin, Randy Gaetano, Brian Gershey, Emily Joyce and Jonathan Laib show their works, and invite five other artists each to participate in this group exhibit in multiple media. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Through February 6. JAMES JACK: Japanese-inspired works using butternut inks; MEGAN KARLEN: Abstact paintings; and LOUISE MICHAELS: Raku-fired ceramic sculpture. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 863-9400. Through January.

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JOSHUA GIVENS: Paintings. Café Piccolo, Burlington, 862-5515. Through January. COLLECTING THE BODY, TRANSFERRING DESIRE: Curated by UVM students, the exhibition uses objects from the permanent collection to present a cross-cultural look at how spirituality, sexuality and societal obsessions shape our experiences and perceptions of the human body. Wolcott Gallery, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through June 5. ART/DOCUMENT: DEFINING AMERICAN PHOTOGRAPHY: From the museum's permanent collection, the exhibition juxtaposes Lewis Hine's documentation of child laborers in Vermont with other important early-20th-century photographs. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. Through April 24. JEFF CLARKE: "Natural Sights," new black-and-white landscape photography. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through March 24. GRETCHEN ZIMMER: "Renditions of Andy Warhol's Work," acrylic paintings, Bar; JOSHUA GIVENS: Oil paintings, Dining Room; and NEIL CALLAHAN: "Rock 'n' roll Retrospect," photos, Solarium. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through January. JANE CATLIN: "Adaptations," an installation of mixed media on paper and Mylar informed by research into a chemical demilitarization facility. Francis Colburn Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-2014. Through February 4. DAVID CORCORAN: Recent paintings. Radio Bean, Burlington, 310-7882. Through January. KAREN L. CASPER: Architectural, floral and landscape watercolors. Sneakers Bistro, Winooski, 879-0054. Through January. HANDCRAFTED FISH: Sculptures by local craftspeople collected by Melanie Brotz. Main Reading Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through January 29. KATHRYN CINDER-WELLS & MARGARET MCKENZIE-MAFFIN: "In From the Cold," watercolors, pastels and

oils. Also, SUE MILLER: Handmade books in honor of the Dewey Decimal System. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through January. JOE SORREN & ERIC WHITE: "Lil' Marbles," original works and new prints. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through January 30. ‘SEASONAL SAMPLER’: A group exhibit featuring the work of Malcolm Dubois and 15 other Vermont artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through January. KATE DAVIS CALDWELL: "Modesty of Afterthoughts," new acrylic and mixedmedia paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through January.

:: champlain valley MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE PRESIDENTS: An exhibition of official portraits of recent Middlebury College presidents includes a hologram of 15th President Emeritus John McCardell Jr., made by John Perry. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5235. Through August 14. WINTER STUDENT ART SHOW: Works by area schoolchildren. Brandon Artists Guild, Brandon, 247-4956. Through February. REED PRESCOTT: Drawings and works on canvas by the Lincoln artist. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through February. A BIRD’S PATH ACROSS THE SKY: Jeanne Wisner's collection of traditional Chinese scrolls. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through January. ELLEN HOWARD & MARK BENTON: "Sew Real - Surreal." Textile creations and paintings and murals, respectively. Art On Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through January. CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY AND THE GARDEN: "Deceits and Fantasies," more than 60 images of gardens from around the world by European and American photographers. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through April 17. SYBIL MEYERSBURG: "Children of the World," 50 photographs taken 1957-78 around the globe. Henry Sheldon

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MICKI COLBECK: "Rural Labors," large oil paintings reflecting rural life. Supreme Court Building, Montpelier, 828-4784. January 31 - March 25. STUDENT ART SHOW: Works by area high school students curated by RUHS senior Jeremiah Dube around the theme of music. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7283232. Through February 6. JOY SPONTAK: "Your Show of Shoes," whimsical sculpture. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-9409. Through January. PLUGGED IN: A group exhibit featuring kinetic art, neon, holography, video and light-based constructions, Main Gallery. Also, LIZ DOWD: Photographs, Second Floor Gallery; and DOROTHY MARTINEZ: "The Abstract Image," paintings, Third Floor Gallery. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through February 16. JOHN VACHON: Black-and-white portraits; and RANDY ALLEN: Paintings. Also, TERRY ZIGMUND: Stained glass. Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-7800. Through January. FEATURED ARTISTS’ EXHIBITION: works by Kelly Kingston, Kate Mueller, Bruce Pendelton and Laurie Wilson. Also, works by students of Christ the King School. Chaffee Art Center, 7750356. Through February 13. ROBYN PEIRCE: "Reds: Monuments of Myself," abstract paintings. Heidi Goodrich Gallery, Montpelier, 272-4364. Through March 1. PORTFOLIO 2004: Members of the studio show works in various printmaking techniques. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 2955901. Through January. STUDENT PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW: Eleven students from Community College of Vermont show more than 20 images in the storefront window. Rite Aid, Montpelier, 223-3216. Through March 15. PETER SCHUMANN: The founder and artistic director of Bread and Puppet

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Constructions, video, holography and all kinds of kinetic, aesthetic masterpieces explore the interface between art and technology and provide an interactive gallery experience. Two other exhibits that hold still — photography by Liz Dowd and paintings by Dorothy Martinez — appear in SPA’s upper galleries. Pictured: “Wired” by Wendy James. PHOTO: MARC AWODEY

Theater shows his original artwork. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 454-8493. Through February 25. ANNA CONCETTA FUGARO: A onewoman retrospective of collage work. Bundy CFA, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through January. ‘TIS THE SEASON’: Central Vermont artists celebrate the season in all media. The Book Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through January.

:: northern SHEA HEMBREY: "Bound," acrylic-onboard still lifes by the Arkansas artist. Also, LUCIEN DAY: A retrospective of oils and watercolors featuring northeast rural and urban geography. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through April 2.STUDENT ART SHOW: Works by students at the Peoples Academy of the Arts. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888-1261. Through March 14. ART SMORGASBORD: More than 20 artworks with a Vermont connection. Olives Bistro, Stowe, 253-2033. Through March 1. SCALE MATTERS: A group exhibit featuring works that play with relative size,

Main Gallery. Also, PETER MURRAY & MICHAEL LASTNITE: Paintings, Gallery II. Catamount Arts, St. Johnsbury, 748-2600. Through January. PATRICIA DEGOGORZA: "Sculptures for a New Year." Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 6351469. Through February 5. WINTER SHOW: A group show featuring watercolors by Lois Eby, mixed-media works by Don Hanson, prints by Carol MacDonald and more. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 2538943. Through January. ALTOON SULTAN: Realist paintings of rural architecture, and giclée prints by the renowned Vermont artist. Cold Comfort Farm, Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through January 25. ‘NEW WORKS’: An exhibit of works by 25 artist-members of the newly formed Stowe Studio Arts. Stowe Town Hall, 253-8571. Through March. J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintings, photography, Cibachrome, reproductions and Ukrainian eggs by other artists. The Blue Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, 5244447. Through January. DON HANSON: "Damaged Beauty: The

Avian Series," multimedia prints. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through January.

:: southern 13TH ANNUAL MEMBERS’ EXHIBITION: All 10 galleries are filled with juried works by regional artists in multiple media. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through February 8. ‘ANDY WARHOL: THE JON GOULD COLLECTION’: Paintings, prints and photographs by the late pop artist from a private collection. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, 257-0124. Through February 6. DALE CHIHULY: "Glass and Prints," works by the famed glass artist. Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 3621405. Through March 15.

:: regional BILL VIOLA & LORNA SIMPSON: "Transcending Time: Recent Work," four digital video works about humanity, race, gender and time. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through March 13.

ETERNAL EGYPT: Masterworks of ancient art, spanning more than 3000 years, from the British Museum. Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514-285-1600. January 27 - May 22. CRITICAL FACULTIES: TEACHING WITH THE HOOD’S COLLECTIONS: Installations by faculty of anthropology, art history, classics and studio art illustrate how each discipline approaches teaching with art, utilizing the museum's permanent collection. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2426. Through March 13. ‘PICTURING CHANGE: THE IMPACT OF LEDGER DRAWINGS ON NATIVE AMERICAN ART’: An exhibit illustrating how the first Americans adopted and adapted Western materials, methods and conventions and transformed their own artistic traditions, from the 19th century to the present. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. Through May 15. 쩾

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PREVIEWS

Assault on Precinct 13 ★★★

T GOOD COPS-BAD COPS Hawke attempts to hold down the fort when fellow officers try to blow it up in this remake of John Carpenter’s cult classic.

he filmmakers responsible for Assault on Precinct 13 may not be great at making films but they have a gift for euphemism. According to director Jean-François Richet and every cast member I’ve seen interviewed on the subject, this isn’t a remake of John Carpenter’s underappreciated 1976 action fiesta — it’s a reimagining of it. I love that. That’s Hollywood for you. Over the past few years, the remake has come to be regarded by the public as the artistically bankrupt second cousin to the sequel. So, rather than change what they do, those in the movie industry simply change what they call it. Presto, a new genre: the reimagined classic. The reality, of course, is that nothing really has changed. Time-tested titles are recycled and marketed for a quick buck on the basis of name recognition. Hey, if you liked that old, worn-out Citizen Kane, imagine how much you’ll love the retooled, digitally enhanced new one starring Ashton Kutcher and Tara Reid? Fortunately we don’t sink that low here. In the first place, Carpenter’s original was no Citizen Kane. In the second, this update is snazzier than average as retreads go. Ethan Hawke digs deep and performs in general above and beyond the call of duty in the role of a Detroit desk sergeant whose New Year’s Eve is to be spent closing down an inner-city station house. Still bearing psychological scars from an operation he headed up in which two partners were killed, he’s a shadow of his former self whose desk drawers hold more booze and pills than paperwork. Keeping him company through the stormy winter night are Drea de Matteo, a secretary with a fondness for bad boys (her own euphemism for criminal types), and an old-timer played by Brian Dennehy. As the evening gets underway, the three look forward to ringing in 2005 quietly with a few drinks and a little music. Plans change when the blizzard beyond their walls forces a police bus transporting prisoners to the new station house to drop them off at the old one for the night instead. Among the unexpected guests is Laurence Fishburne in the role of a notorious crime boss recently taken into custody. The actor is likewise better than the milieu in which he finds himself here and brings a cool, quiet dignity to his

character. Trailing behind him is a motley assortment of malfeasants. John Leguizamo is a junky jabbermouth. Ja Rule’s a counterfeiter who for some reason refers to himself in the third person. Aisha Hinds plays a street-tough young woman who insists she’s innocent of any crime. When heavily armed figures with masks and nightvision goggles launch an attack on the building, everyone inside jumps to the conclusion that members of Fishburne’s organization are attempting to break him out of jail. Everyone but Fishburne, that is. He’s the only one who doesn’t appear surprised when Hawke takes down one of the attackers and finds a police ID on the body. That was the clever twist Carpenter added to the longestablished fort-under-siege formula, which had been used by Hollywood all the way back to the ’50s in films such as Rio Bravo. Fishburne, we learn, has cut a substantial number of cops in on his business and, now that he’s facing trial, those law enforcement officials can’t afford to let him testify. So, with only a handful of police inside the building and a small army of them outside trying to fight their way in, Hawke has no choice but to let his prisoners out of their cells and give them guns. The script by James DeMonaco is itself better than the milieu it serves. The action is smartly paced, and red herrings are incorporated effectively — we suspect there’s a traitor in the midst of the group under attack, but until the end we’re not sure who it is. The dialogue’s surprisingly good, too. Leguizamo is pretty much a one-man comic-relief squad. Most of the meaty, no-kidding-around material is reserved for Hawke and Fishburne, whose characters forge an alliance that, while hardly revolutionary, is rarely less than intriguing. Just as master thief George Clooney and federal officer Jennifer Lopez decided to “take a time out” in Out of Sight, these two men realize it’s in their interest to put their differences “on pause.” Assault on Precinct 13 is not about to dominate the Oscar race or anything — unless the Academy debuts a new award for Most Head Wounds — but, as gratuitous remakes go, it’s an unexpectedly good time, a blast of cheesy, full-throttle fun that didn’t have to be made nearly as well as it was to do the job it was meant to do. m

ALONE IN THE DARK: Improbable Movie Profession Alert! Not only is Christian Slater supposed to be a tough cop on the trail of an evil supernatural force in this video game-based thriller, but Tara Reid plays his sidekick — an archaeologist! Stephen Dorff costars. Uwe Boll directs. (96 min, R) BATMAN: THE MOVIE Adam West and Burt Ward star in the big screen version of the popular ‘60s TV series. The dynamic duo does campy battle with super villains who’ve combined forces to take over the world. (101 min, PG) HIDE AND SEEK: John (Swimfan) Polson directs this psychological thriller about a widower who worries that his daughter’s imaginary friend may not only be very real but very dangerous as well. Starring Robert De Niro and Dakota Fanning. (105 min, R) HOTEL RWANDA: Don Cheadle takes his career to a new level with his performance in this fact-based account of a hotel manager who risked his life to save large numbers of Tutsi people from massacre by the Hutus in 1994. Nick Nolte costars. Terry George directs. (111 min, PG-13) MILLION DOLLAR BABY: Clint Eastwood follows the highly acclaimed Mystic River with this highly acclaimed character study in which a down-on-hisluck trainer takes on a spunky young fighter and helps her rise through the ranks of women’s boxing. Starring Eastwood, Hilary Swank and Morgan Freeman. (137 min, PG-13) RECONSTRUCTION: In this Danish mindbender, a young man’s life seems to come under the control of a mysterious writer with whose wife he is having an affair. Winner of the Camera d’Or for Best First Film at the Cannes Film Festival. (89 min, PG-13) RETURN OF THE CHINESE BOXER: No, it’s not a documentary on changing trends in men’s underwear. It’s director Jimmy Wang Yu’s 1974 favorite about a Chinese warrior who uncovers a plot by the Japanese to invade his homeland. With Jimmy Wang Yu and Lung Fei. (90 min, NR)

SHORTS ARE WE THERE YET?★1/2 Brian (Beethoven, Snow Dogs) Levant brings us this comedy about a ladies’ man who attempts to score points with the woman of his dreams by driving her two kids, who live in Portland, Oregon, to visit her in Vancouver, where she’s been forced to find work. Ice Cube and Nia Long star. (91 min, PG)

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RATINGS ★ = refund, please ★★ = could’ve been worse, but not a lot ★★★ = has its moments; so-so ★★★★ = smarter than the average bear ★★★★★ = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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SEVEN DAYS LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTSâ˜…â˜…â˜… Jim Carrey stars in this big-screen adaptation of the popular childrenâ€™s book series by Daniel Handler. He plays a scheming count consumed with the desire to relieve three orphans placed in his care of their vast inheritance. With Meryl Streep, Billy Connolly, Liam Aiken and, of course, Jude Law. (113 min, PG) MEET THE FOCKERSâ˜…â˜…â˜… As Ben Stillerâ€™s daffy mom and dad, Dustin Hoffman and Barbra Streisand complicate premarital matters when in-laws are introduced to one another in this sequel to the 2000 hit. With Blythe Danner and Robert DeNiro. Directed by Jay Roach. (PG-13) OCEAN'S TWELVEâ˜…â˜… Steven Soderbergh directs this sequel to his 2001 remake about a gang that robs a dangerous Las Vegas businessman. This time around, the newly rich crew finds themselves scrambling to repay what they stole. Starring George Clooney, Brad Pitt, Matt Damon, Andy Garcia and Julia Roberts. (125 min, PG-13) RACING STRIPESâ˜…â˜… Frankie Muniz, Bruce Greenwood and Whoopie Goldberg are featured in the familyfriendly saga of a zebra who longs for a chance to realize his inner Seabiscuit. Snoop Dogg and Jeff Foxworthy also star. (84 min, PG) SIDEWAYSâ˜…â˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 Alexander (About Schmidt) Payne directed and co-wrote this buzz-happy story about two old friends who take a wine-tasting road trip and assess their lives along the way. Starring Paul Giamatti and Thomas Haden Church. (98 min, R) SPANGLISHâ˜…â˜…1/2 Adam Sandler, TĂŠa Leoni and Paz Vega star in the latest from writer-director James (As Good As It Gets) Brooks, the saga of an upscale American family and the native Mexican woman it comes to embrace. With Anne Bancroft. (137 min, PG-13) THE AVIATORâ˜…â˜…â˜… Howard Hughes was an innovator and a risk taker. So itâ€™s ironic that Martin Scorseseâ€™s screen portrait of him is the least audacious and adventurous movie heâ€™s ever made. Leonardo DiCaprio does a captivating impression, but the script never quite brings its subject meaningfully to life. With Cate Blanchette, Alec Baldwin and, it goes without saying, Jude Law. THE INCREDIBLESâ˜…â˜…â˜… A shoe-in for this yearâ€™s Best Animated Picture Oscar, Pixarâ€™s latest tells the story of a superhero whoâ€™s retired from crimefighting and relocated to the suburbs, where he battles boredom and a bulging waistline as an insurance claims adjuster. Featuring the voices of Craig T. Nelson, Holly Hunter and Samuel L. Jackson. Directed by Brad Bird. (118 min, PG)

ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13â˜…â˜…â˜… Ethan Hawke, Laurence Fishburne and Maria Bello star in director Jean-FranĂ§ois Richetâ€™s remake of the 1976 John Carpenter action classic in which prisoners and police officers combine forces when the station house theyâ€™re stuck in on New Yearâ€™s Eve comes under attack. A blast of cheesy, fullthrottle fun, this remake that deserves commendation for being more meritorious than most. With Gabriel Byrne and Drea de Matteo. (109 min, R) CLOSERâ˜…â˜…â˜… Julia Roberts, Clive Owen, Natalie Portman and â€” it goes without saying â€” Jude Law star in Mike Nicholsâ€™ adaptation of Patrick Marberâ€™s play about four Londoners whose love lives become entangled. (110 min, R) COACH CARTERâ˜…â˜…â˜… Samuel L. Jackson stars in the fact-based story of a high school basketball coach famous for benching his entire team due to poor academic performance. Rob Brown costars. Thomas Carter directs. (134 min, PG-13) ELEKTRAâ˜…1/2 Evidently believing there arenâ€™t enough comic book-based movies out there already, director Rob Bowman brings us this straight-fromthe-pages-of-Marvel action extravaganza about a mysterious female warrior. Starring Jennifer Garner and Terrence Stamp. (97 min, PG-13) FAT ALBERTâ˜…â˜… Kenan Thompson plays the heavy in this live-action update of the â€˜70s animated series based on characters created by Bill Cosby. Dania Ramirez and Keith Robinson costar. Joel Zwick directs. (100 min, PG) FINDING NEVERLANDâ˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 Johnny Depp stars in the new film from Monsterâ€™s Ball director Marc Forster, a fantasy-tinged look at the life of Peter Pan author James Barrie. Costarring Kate Winslet and Radha Mitchell. (106 min, PG) HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERSâ˜…â˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 From Zhang Yimou, director of Hero and To Live, comes the epic saga of Chinese rebels who rob from the rich and give to the poor during the Tang Dynasty. Starring Zhang Ziyi and Andy Lau. (119 min, PG-13) IN GOOD COMPANYâ˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 Writerdirector Paul Weitz has come a long way since American Pie. First he surprised everybody with About A Boy. Now heâ€™s back with a quirky, thoughtful comedy about a 50-year-old ad salesman who finds himself working for a new 26-year-old boss who falls for his daughter, whoâ€™s just 18. Dennis Quaid, Topher Grace and Scarlett Johansson star. (110 min, PG-13) KINSEYâ˜…â˜…â˜…â˜… Gods and Monsters director Bill Condon brings us this biopic exploring the life and work of the worldâ€™s best known sex researcher. Liam Neeson and Laura Linney star. Chris Oâ€™Donnell, Peter Sarsgaard, Timothy Hutton and John Lithgow round out the cast. (118 min, R)

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THE LIFE AQUATICâ˜…â˜…â˜…â˜… Bill Murray stars in the new one from Rushmore director Wes Anderson, the offbeat saga of an oceanographer who undergoes an existential crisis after his partner is eaten by a giant shark. Costarring Owen Wilson, Cate Blanchette, Anjelica Huston and Willem Dafoe. (118 min, R) THE PHANTOM OF THE OPERAâ˜…â˜… Joel Schumacher directs Gerard Butler and Emmy Rossum in this adaptation of the popular musical by Andrew Lloyd Webber. With Minnie Driver. (143 min, PG-13) THE POLAR EXPRESSâ˜…â˜…â˜… â€œBosom Buddiesâ€? Tom Hanks and Peter Scolari are re-teamed for Robert Zemeckisâ€™ take on the holiday favorite by Chris Van Allsburg. Hanks plays five roles, including Santa Claus. WHITE NOISEâ˜…â˜…1/2 Michael Keaton plays a widower who watches prerecorded static all day long in the hopes of catching a glimpse of his dead wife in this out-of-focus thriller thatâ€™s as exciting as it sounds. Chandra West and Ian McNeice costar. Geoffrey Sax makes his directorial debut. (101 min, PG-13)

NEW ON DVD/VHS ALIEN VS. PREDATORâ˜…â˜…â˜… Monsters from two movies meet on Earth and go to the mat in the latest from writerdirector Paul W. S. Anderson. The cast includes Raoul Bova, Ewen Bremmer and Tommy Flanagan. (87 min, PG-13) FIRST DAUGHTERâ˜…1/2 In this comedy from Forest Whitaker, Katie Holmes plays a college freshman who just wants to be part of the gang but finds thatâ€™s easier said than done since sheâ€™s the presidentâ€™s daughter. Featuring Michael Keaton as the first dad. (105 min, PG) HEAD IN THE CLOUDSâ˜…â˜… John (Sirens) Duigan directs Charlize Theron, Penelope Cruz and Stuart Townsend in a WW II saga about friends and lovers forced to choose different sides as chaos and conflict consume their lives. (133 min, R) SKY CAPTAIN AND THE WORLD OF TOMORROWâ˜…â˜…â˜…1/2 Jude Law and Gwyneth Paltrow team up to take on an evil mastermind intent on destroying the world in this stylized sci-fi adventure from director Kerry Conran. Angelina Jolie costars. (107 min, PG) THE STORY OF THE WEEPING CAMEL â˜…â˜…â˜…â˜… Byambasuren Davaa and Luigi Falorni blend ethnographic and dramatic techniques in this motion picture about nomadic Mongolians who reunite a rejected baby camel with its mother by means of a folk ritual. (93 min, PG) m

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Mind Games

“Watch him,” an unidentified narrator instructs us...We have little choice, of course, and audiences are usually eager to be manipulated. the story unfolds with the kind of spare Dogma-like production values popular in Scandinavia. “Watch him,” an unidentified narrator instructs us when Alex (Nikolaj Lie Kaas) comes into view during the opening sequence of the 105-minute picture. We have little choice, of course, and audiences are usually eager to be manipulated. One evening in Copenhagen, Alex abruptly ditches his attractive girl-

friend Simone (Maria Bonnevie) to stalk a ravishingly beautiful blonde stranger. Or have they somehow already met in another dimension? She is Aimee (Bonnevie again, providing a playful identity twist), the wife of a successful and rather depressed older author named August (Krister Henriksson). It might be his voice narrating; the book he’s writing has a plot that sounds suspiciously like the romantic betrayal occurring on screen. Viewers must keep track of a tale that fiddles with chronology because, along the way, Boe presents these lost souls in several possible versions of the truth. When Alex and Aimee indulge in one night of passion, the punishment is swift. His world turns upside down the next day. Nobody recognizes him, not even Simone. His apartment has simply disappeared, leaving only a small door reminiscent of that Being John Malkovich portal into the actor’s head. Nonetheless, Alex is willing to risk everything to live happily ever after with this potential new partner. Or is he? Kaas has a handsomely craggy face that seems to reflect many dark recesses in his character’s complex persona. Watch him, indeed. Reconstruction exposes the duality within, even as it acknowledges how fickle fate can be. The Savoy series continues each weekend afternoon next month: • Feb. 5 & 6: Distant, about two Turkish cousins who approach life

differently and have trouble getting along with each other. • Feb. 12 & 13: Mike Leigh’s acclaimed Vera Drake, which follows the shifting fortunes of a London matron who performs abortions in the early 1950s. • Feb. 19 & 20: Almost Peaceful, a French saga about people who have survived the Holocaust and struggle to readjust in 1946 Paris. • Feb. 26 & 27: Fear and Trembling, which centers on the cultural clashes encountered by a young Belgian woman trying to blend in at a large corporation in Tokyo. The recently concluded second annual MountainTop Film Festival in Waitsfield got a little plug in last week’s New York Times. The Wednesday arts-section interview with Jeremy Gilley mentioned that he had brought his documentary, Peace One Day, to Vermont — the January 8 screening was a U.S. premiere. The British director’s film traces his five-year effort to convince the United Nations to seek a temporary global ceasefire by declaring an International Day of Peace, to be

marked each September 21. Although his doc was turned down by Utah’s Sundance fest — now in progress — and has yet to find a distributor, Gilley is already planning a sequel. So are Claudia Becker, director of the human rights-themed MountainTop event, and her colleague Kimberly Ead. “We made enough money to continue next year,” Ead reports. “This has really become a selfsustaining proposition. People came from all over the state, and we got a lot of the skiers. There’s not much else to do in the Mad River Valley.” A January 11 Boys of Sudan screening raised $700 for the state’s refugee resettlement program. “This is truly a community-building festival and an opportunity for networking,” Ead says. The Times article points out that Gilley was at the UN on behalf of his project the morning of September 11, 2001. Given that awful day and the wars that have ensued, peace now seems like a distant dream. But, dreamer that he is, Gilley’s still trying. m

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This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes

words. But each week she likes something different about them —how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them. A part of one’s heart is always with one’s MOMMY. Meredith REFERRED to her daughter as a pearl of a girl. The word POPPYCOCK means an opium-addicted rooster. The smarter ants invented an ANTI-AARDVARK device. Sandy was a sissy and his sister Sally was SASSY. The driveway-paving guy was shy and RETARRING. It’s evil to break a confidence by TATTLING on the confider. From the car window, Tommy could OUTMOON anybody. Central Park parrots are ESCAPEES from places behind bars. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS A LOLLYPOP. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

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ovelists and filmmakers are essentially puppeteers toying with the human psyche. In Reconstruction, Danish director Christoffer Boe brandishes his absolute power to control the characters populating this fanciful saga about the agony of love. The film — playing at 4 p.m. on January 29 and 30 as part of the Savoy Theater’s World Cinema Series — offers a brain-twisting puzzle. The people on screen seem to dwell in parallel universes, but it is Boe’s rearrangement of them that counts as

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wednesday 26 — thursday 27 Are We There Yet? 12:25, 2:40, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20. The Aviator 12:50, 4:25, 7:55. Coach Carter 12:40, 3:35, 6:35, 9:35. Elektra 1:20, 4:05, 7:20, 9:50. In Good Company 1:05, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 1:10, 3:50, 6:25, 9:10. Meet the Fockers 1, 3:40, 6:55, 9:30. Phantom of the Opera 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Assault on Precinct 13: 1:30, 7:15. Racing Stripes 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 6:45, 9:05. White Noise 4, 9:45. friday 28 — thursday 3 *Hide and Seek 1:15, 4:05, 7:20, 9:55. *Million Dollar Baby 12:35, 3:35, 4:35, 6:35, 8:45, 9:35. Are We There Yet? 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:30. The Aviator 1, 7:45. Coach Carter 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:45. In Good Company 1:20, 4:15, 7:15, 9:40. Meet the Fockers 1:10, 3:55, 7:05, 9:35. Phantom of the Opera 12:25, 3:25, 6:25, 9:25. Racing Stripes 12:05, 2:15, 4:25, 6:30. Sideways 12:50, 3:40, 6:55, 9:50. Times subject to change. See www.majestic10.com.

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ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 26 — thursday 27 Ocean’s Twelve 6:50, 9:25. Closer 7, 9:30. National Treasure 6:40, 9:20. Spanglish 6:30, 9:15. friday 28 — thursday 3 Ocean’s Twelve 9:10. White Noise 8:45. Closer 7. Elektra 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9:15. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 1 & 3:45 (Sat & Sun), 6:30. National Treasure 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9:20. The Incredibles 1:10 & 3:35 (Sat & Sun). The Polar Express 1:20 (Sat & Sun). Fat Albert 4 (Sat & Sun). Matinees Saturday-Sunday only. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

wednesday 26 — thursday 27 House of Flying Daggers 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:10. The Life Aquatic 1:10, 4, 6:30, 9:05. Sideways 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. Meet the Fockers 1:15, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25. Finding Neverland 1:30, 3:40, 7, 9:20. Kinsey 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30. friday 28 — thursday 3 *Hotel Rwanda 1:15, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25, 11:45 (Fri & Sat). *Return of the Chinese Boxer midnight (Fri & Sat). Vera Drake 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30, 11:50 (Fri & Sat). Sideways 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15. House of Flying Daggers 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:10, 11:40 (Fri & Sat). Finding Neverland 1:30, 3:40, 7, 9:20, 11:30 (Fri & Sat). The Life Aquatic 1:10, 4, 6:30, 9:05, 11:35 (Fri & Sat).

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<calendar > scene@VT AGRICULTURAL MUSEUM POTLUCK GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAPEL, RANDOLPH, SATURDAY, JANUARY 22, 12 P.M. If there’s one group of people you can trust to put on a hearty potluck, it’s farmers. The chow line at the Vermont Agricultural Museum’s Potluck last Saturday included a chickpea-and-tomato-herb casserole, bowls of macaroni-and-cheese, and an assortment of cakes and brownies. The food fed 13 mostly gray-haired, mostly flannel-shirted ag enthusiasts, congregated in the basement of the Green Mountain Chapel to discuss the future of a museum celebrating Vermont’s farming past. They’ve been talking about the project since 1992. That’s when Randolph dairy farmer Warren Preston drove past a farm where hands were tearing apart an old Fordson tractor. The scene convinced him that Vermont’s aging farm machinery needed to be preserved; the museum will concentrate on mechanized implements from 1900-1960. After lunch, board president Sam Dilcer — a white-haired gentleman with a droopy mustache — announced that after 12 years, the museum has finally received Act 250 authorization to build on their 50-acre plot in Randolph. “We got our permit,” said the prez, who wore wide red suspenders. “Now we gotta do something.” The first thing on their agenda is to raise money. Board member Hannah Jeffery estimated that building the museum, which will house classroom space as well tractors, will cost about $400,000. Some of that will come from grants, but the organization also relies on its members, and lately their numbers have been shrinking. Preston said that membership, which peaked around 300, has dropped precipitously this year. Gary Howe, a mechanic, complained that the group has had trouble attracting young people. “These engines are 100 years old; they’re still running,” he observed after the meeting. “But young folks don’t care.” In fact, the youngest people in attendance — other than Howe’s grandchildren — were a thirtysomething man and woman who hoped to farm a parcel of the museum’s land. The married couple, who want to find an organic vegetable and medicinal herb plot, represent Vermont’s farming future, but it diverges sharply from the past. Ideally, they said, they’d like to try the no-till method. You don’t even need tractors for that. CATHY RESMER

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Also, see clubdates in Section A. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Jamie Laredo conducts the ensemble as part of the Farmers’ Night concert series at the Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-876-9293.

‘SHADOW OF A DOUBT’: In this 1943 Hitchcock film, a young woman suspects her suave uncle is a serial killer. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘THREE KINGS’: Set during the first Gulf War, this film follows three renegade American soldiers who search for stolen gold and end up questioning U.S. foreign policy. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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ISRAELI & MIDDLE EASTERN DANCE: Circle dancers sway through new and traditional movements at Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-0218. ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, non-members 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $510. Info, 598-1077.

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drama AUDITIONS & THEATRE WORKSHOPS: Aspiring actors hoping for a part in Lyric Theatre Company’s production of Cinderella gather at South Burlington High School Auditorium, 6-10 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484. ‘A CELEBRATION OF SHAKESPEARE’S TWELFTH NIGHT’: UVM English professor Kenneth Rothwell discusses this play of epiphany. Musicians follow with Joseph Hillyer’s arrangements of the Bard’s dramatic songs at the McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: In this martial arts flick set in Tang dynasty China, a romantic entanglement snares the leader of an underground alliance of virtuous thieves. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

words ‘SEMINAL STATEMENTS OF AMERICAN VALUES’: Readers of the Declaration of Independence discuss its structure, meaning and contemporary importance. Waterbury Branch Library, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. DAVID HUDDLE: The UVM English professor and poet reads from his recent work at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

talks VACCINATION INFORMATION: Parents considering when or whether to immunize their children weigh the safety and effectiveness of preventative shots. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8901. ‘LIFE STRATEGIES FOR ADHD’: Parents learn how to help children with attention disorders become more motivated, organized and selfreliant. Founders Memorial Elementary School, Essex, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 238-2173.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $69. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Growing readers aged 3-5 participate with picture books and puppets at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down with rock ’n’ roll and worldbeat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. FRIENDSHIP STORYTIME: Kids ages 5 and older buddy up for stories, then make a craft to give to a special someone. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-0313. FATHER & CHILD STORYTIME: Dads have their day at the South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

sport WALK THE TALK: Area exercisers welcome friends and dogs on this 30-minute stroll with staff from a local health clinic. Meet at 32 East Malletts Bay Avenue, Winooski, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 655-4422. SENIOR EXERCISE: Those over 60 sample stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

SILENT VIGIL: Friends and family of soldiers serving in Iraq express their disapproval of the ongoing war. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3890. TSUNAMI RELIEF DONATIONS: Locals can leave garage-saleable items in good condition at the Athletic Center, College of St. Joseph, Rutland, noon - 4 p.m. & 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 776-5233.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers enjoy guided tours of live-bird enclosures at the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Those interested in cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s done at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. TALENT SEARCH: Want to be on TV? Gardening enthusiasts of all ages interested in acting in a local commercial should bring a recent picture to Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: Hockey, costumes, ice carving and more fill 10 days’ celebration of all things chilly. Various locations, times and prices. Info, 800-247-8693. REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Center, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 657-2567. ‘SEARCHING FOR SCHOLARSHIPS’: Students learn how to apply for funds to finance future studies. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-642-3177. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Gardeners get ready to grow herbs year round. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. $6-10 includes lunch. Info, 658-2433. ‘SET IT UP’ INFORMATIONAL MEETING: Women interested in cementing a new career learn about an upcoming six-week certification course for concrete work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-1472.

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dance BALLROOM LINE DANCING: Singles sample steps from samba, merengue, mambo and more in row formations that don’t require a partner. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2207.

drama AUDITIONS & THEATRE WORKSHOPS: See January 26, Tuttle Middle School, South Burlington. ‘CUL DE SAC’: Toronto-based postmodern playwright Daniel MacIvor goes down an alley as nine different neighborhood characters in his one-man murder mystery show. See story, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE GUIDE’: This Adirondack musical set in 1905 Lake Placid mixes locals with city wedding guests. Romance, tragedy and fishing unfold at the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-523-2512.

film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: See January 26. ‘PURSUING HAPPINESS’: Director Jon Andrews screens his made-in-Vermont film about three townspeople’s changing lives. A discussion follows at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘THE EYE’: In this Hong Kong-made film, a long-blind woman regains her sight after a cornea transplant, but also sees specters from the donor’s life. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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<calendar > art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. LATE-BLOOMING ARTISTS: North Hero painter Jeanine Pratt talks about getting in touch with her creative side at age 75. Islands in the Sun Community Center, Alburg, noon. Free. Info, 372-4026. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

words ROBERT CAULFIELD: The Woodstock-based painter discusses his work and introduces his autobiography, Ruggles Street: The Life of an American Artist. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. GRAPHIC NOVEL SERIES: Fans of sophisticated stories in comic-book form review Ron Marz’s Sojourn: From the Ashes. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550. ‘CANADIAN CULTURAL DIVERSITY’ SERIES: Readers of Emily Carr’s Klee Wyck discuss the author’s word portraits of native Northwestern tribes. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.

talks ‘REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH’: Jonathan Chiaravalle of Planned Parenthood reviews women’s well-being and various contraception choices. Women’s Center, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7892. ‘COPING WITH HIV/AIDS’: Psychology professor Sondra Solomon talks about the stigma suffered by those with this disease. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4546. ‘TWELFTH NIGHT ON THE STAGE’: English professor Ralph Cohen, founder of the Shenandoah Shakespeare Express, describes the company’s performance philosophy for this particular play. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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‘A BIRD’S-EYE VIEW’: The wildlife biologist at the Northeast Kingdom’s Silvio O. Conte Wildlife Refuge introduces the area’s special avian species. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 802-649-2200, ext 248.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 26. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers ages 3-5 listen to rhymes and sing songs at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Three- to 5year-olds break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2-4 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ANIMAL TALES: Preschoolers hear Janell Cannon’s bat story Stellaluna, then learn facts about these nocturnal winged mammals. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 1010:45 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 26. PUBLIC FORUM ON NATURAL RESOURCES: Those concerned with water quality and runoff damage in the Missisquoi Bay basin share their thoughts with state and local officials. Poulin Building, North Troy, 6:45-9 p.m. Free. Info, 524-5958. COMMEMORATION OF DR. MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR.: History professor Craig Wilder of Dartmouth College speaks about the past and future of U.S. race relations. Students read King’s speeches, followed by a candlelight vigil. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-5120.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 26. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 26. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 26. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Speechmakers gather to practice public oratory and leadership-building skills. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-2808. AMBASSADORS’ SILENT AUCTION: The Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce offers music, food and a chance to bid on more than 250 items. Blue Ribbon Pavilion, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5:30-8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-3489, ext. 211. ‘BIRD COUNTING WORKSHOP’: Naturalist Bridgit Butler teaches admirers of avians how to feed, recognize and tally birds for an upcoming nationwide count. Stowe Free Library, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

FRI.28 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. JACK DEJOHNETTE LATIN PROJECT: Explosive improviser DeJohnette drums with a supergroup of jazz masters. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $23-34. Info, 863-5966.

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ORPHEUS CHAMBER ORCHESTRA: Guest pianist Jonathan Biss joins the 20 members of this Grammy Award-winning, selfconducted ensemble for works by Mendelssohn and Daniel Schnyder. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $35. Info, 603-646-2422. JAZZMOSIS: The six local members of this high-powered group share their creative arrangements of genre classics. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 496-4781.

dance FLY DANCE COMPANY: Break dancing blends with Bach in a dynamic show by this allmale, self-taught group of Houston-based hip-hoppers. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $18-23. Info, 603-448-0400. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Call for Hinesburg area location, 79:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 658-2447.

drama ‘CUL DE SAC’: See January 27. ‘THE GUIDE’: See January 27. ‘SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS’: This musical set in 1850s Oregon follows a woman’s misguided plan to civilize and marry off her husband’s six siblings. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $4050. Info, 775-0903.

film ‘VERA DRAKE’:, This film set in post WWIIBritain concerns a compassionate workingclass housekeeper who secretly moonlights as an illegal abortionist. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

‘HARRY POTTER & THE SORCERER’S STONE’: At a screening of this movie, families follow the transformation of J.K. Rowling’s first volume into film. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 26. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 26, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 27. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

sport WALK THE TALK: See January 26, 12:15 p.m. SENIOR EXERCISE: See January 26, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 26. CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTION WORKSHOP: College students learn about counterrecruitment work and how to build a CO file. See calendar spotlight. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 3.

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As an instrument closely associated with passion, the solo violin is to an orchestra what a lead guitar is to a rock band. In the third of five Masterworks Series concerts offered by the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, violin virtuoso Barnabas Kelemen offers a passionate performance of Bartok’s challenging Violin Concerto No. 2. A gold medalist at the 2002 Indianapolis International Violin Competition and a regular guest on National Public Radio’s “Performance Today,” Kelemen will also play Vivaldi’s Concerto for Two Violins with VSO conductor Jaime Laredo, himself a world-renowned violinist. Laredo, who was a judge at the 2002 contest, says of Kelemen, “...Audiences fall in love with him as soon as he walks on stage.” Be still, my beating heart.

VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA Saturday, January 29, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-44. Info, 863-5966.

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SAT.29 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. JACK DEJOHNETTE LATIN PROJECT: See January 28, Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘JAZZ ON THE GLOBAL STAGE’: Bassist Jerome Harris from the Jack DeJohnette Latin Project traces the evolution of jazz into a worldwide activity. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 1 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Violin virtuoso Barnabas Kelemen joins this local ensemble for works by Mendelssohn, Bartok and Vivaldi. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-44. Info, 863-5966. THE MICHELLE FAY BAND: These local folksters shake the shelves at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. TIM JENNINGS & LEANNE PONDER: Celtic music on harp and concertina accompanies folk tales for all ages from these two central Vermont performers. Cambridge Elementary School, 6-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 644-6632. GEORGIAN SINGING WORKSHOP: Vocalist and ethnomusicologist Keti Nikoladze shares the unique and ancient harmonies of her native country. Presbyterian Church, East Craftsbury, 10 a.m. 5 p.m. $30. Registration and info, 525-4945.

dance CONTRA DANCE: Caller Peter Amidon voices moves for dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Guitarist Brendan Taafe, fiddler Sam

Amidon and pianist Jeremiah McLane keep the beat at the Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 744-6163. WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Caller Nick Martelacci of Brooklyn narrates the action at this homestyle hoedown. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced hour 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:3010:30 p.m. $12. Info, 860-1125. IMBOLC CIRCLE DANCE: Movers celebrate Earth-based spirituality and the return of daylight by learning traditional dances. Yoga Vermont Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 425-6061. CONTRA DANCE: Composite band Old Northern Sugar Cuckoo mixes musicians from four groups. Caller David Millstone makes the rounds at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 448-2950.

drama ‘CUL DE SAC’: See January 27. ‘THE GUIDE’: See January 27, 2 & 8 p.m. ‘SEVEN BRIDES FOR SEVEN BROTHERS’: See January 28. ‘MARX IN SOHO’: Theatergoers unite for progressive historian Howard Zinn’s one-man comedy setting Karl Marx in contemporary society. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3056.

film ‘VERA DRAKE’: See January 28, 7 & 9 p.m. ‘INDIGO’: In this movie starring Neale Donald Walsch, a prescient 9-year-old helps heal her family’s emotional wounds. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 288-9265. ‘BIRTH’: In this film about love and lives, a Manhattan widow is confronted by a 10year-old boy who insists that he is her reincarnated husband. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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WILDLIFE TRACKING TREK: Hikers learn about the habitat and ecology of Vermont’s animals and birds on this moderately difficult, four-hour outing. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. $30. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117. CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING: Winter athletes bring snacks for an enjoyable morning at Blueberry Hill’s Touring Center. Meet at Dorset Park, South Burlington, 8:30 a.m. Call for trail fee. Info, 865-2839. WORCESTER SNOWSHOE: Intrepid hikers trek a difficult route on the Worcester Range from Richardson Farm. Meet at Montpelier High School, 9:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 223-7035. GROTON SNOWSHOE: Bring cookies to share on this easy, 3-mile walk through Groton State Forest. Meet at Montpelier High School, noon. Free. Info, 479-2304. WINTER WOODLAND ECOLOGY: Snowshoers trek a moderate five miles into the Worcester Range and back to examine northern forest species. Meet at Green Mountain Club Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 8:30 a.m. $35. Registration and info, 244-7037.

talks ‘THE HISTORICAL KING ARTHUR’: Touching on early Britain’s religion, philosophy and literature, this talk introduces the man behind the myth. Brown Public Library, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-4621. ‘INDOOR TROPICALS’: Horticulturalist Steve Frowine coaches green-thumbed types in the care and propagation of blooming hotweather plants. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 11 a.m. - noon. $10. Registration and info, 660-3505. ‘THE WILDERNESS OF NORTHERN CANADA’: Outdoor enthusiasts Al Stirt and Wendy Scott share pictures and stories from 25 years of canoe trips through northern Quebec and Labrador. Montgomery Town Hall, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 26. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. FAMILY FOLK MUSIC: Singer-songwriters Pete and Karen Sutherland play for all ages in a concert at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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SKI-DOWN PROCESSION: Middlebury’s mid-year graduates don caps, gowns and skis for a snowy-yet-celebratory ceremony. Middlebury College Snow Bowl, Hancock, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5803. VERMONT 50+ EXPO: Adults over 50 sample food, take in a “mature fashion show” and visit more than 75 senior-savvy exhibits. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. $5. Info, 878-0051. HAITI AUCTION: Supporters of a mission trip to the Caribbean bid on restaurant certificates, tax help, or a salon ’do. Old Labor Party Hall, Barre, pre-viewing 3 p.m., auction 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 563-2904. TROPICAL ISLAND CALCUTTA NIGHT: Donors dance in summer duds and support the Lake Champlain Islands Chamber of Commerce with a unique 100-chance, 10winner cash raffle. North Hero House, 7-11 p.m. $20-100. Info, 372-8400. FARM HOUSE FAMILY DAY: Hands-on experience at an 1890s dairy farm means chores all ’round, followed by time to eat and play. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $40-60 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 457-2355. SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 985-8442. COUNTRY & BLUEGRASS CONCERT & SUPPER: Bands Anything Goes and Family and Friends offer toe-tapping tunes after turkey and biscuits. Neshobe Sportsman Club, Brandon, dinner 5 p.m., music 6:30-9:30 p.m. $15 includes dinner, $10 music only. Info, 247-3275. GAME SUPPER: Hunters or no, hungry folks feast on wild animal edibles at the Holy Family Parish Hall, Essex Junction, 5 & 6:15 p.m. $15. Info, 878-8314. SPAGHETTI SUPPER & SILENT AUCTION: Trattoria Delia chef Bill Illiff prepares plentiful pasta for donors dining at the Robinson Elementary School, Starksboro, dinner 5:30 p.m. & 6:30 p.m., auction 5:30-7:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-1331.

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‘COPENHAGEN’: Theater directors read portions of this play about two famous physicists and the history of science, then invite audience comments. Weston Playhouse, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 824-8167. ‘QUILTERS’ INFO MEETING: Vermont Stage Company holds a pre-audition assembly for its spring production. Windjammer Inn, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1497.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SCHUBERTIAD CONCERT: Classical fans celebrate Franz Schubert’s birthday by listening to the composer’s chamber music for voice, violin, piano and French horn. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-3188. NORTHEAST KINGDOM KITCHEN CHORUS: Guest vocalist Keti Nikoladze sings traditional Georgian village music with this group of well-prepared women. Presbyterian Church, East Craftsbury, 4 p.m. $6. Info, 525-4945. ‘FEELING THE SPIRIT’: Expect jazzy renditions of gospel, folk and blues from students and faculty members collaborating with the Barbary Coast Jazz Ensemble. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. ADIRONDACK WIND ENSEMBLE: Spirited student musicians perform pieces by Richard Strauss, Robert Jager and Mark Camphouse. Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 3 p.m. $6. Info, 518-564-2180. KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-1929.

drama ‘CONTACT’: Told entirely through dance set to pop songs, this Tony Award-winning musical presents three acts about people in wild pursuit of what they love. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $35-50. Info, 863-5966.

‘VERA DRAKE’: See January 28, 1:30 & 7 p.m. ‘INDIGO’: See January 29th, 1 p.m. ‘THE WAGES OF FEAR’: Set in Latin America, this 1953 film follows four men who sign up for a suicidal mission to transport explosives. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words FAIRY TALE LITERARY SALON Young-at-heart readers share favorite fantastical stories over a full English tea. Phoenix Gallery, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9400.

talks ‘VERMONT’S ORPHAN TRAINS’: Historian Daniel Bean discusses the past custom of “placing out” homeless children. See calendar spotlight. Ethan Allen Homestead Museum, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Reservations and Info, 865-4556. ‘SPIRITUALITY & PSYCHOTHERAPY’: Psychiatrist Harvey Klein talks about the notion of psychologists as “secular priests” and shares how spirituality informs his work. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218.

THE TRAVELING STORYTELLER: Kids go along for a visit when a country mouse stays with his city cousin in an original puppet play. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: Ladies who like to sing are welcome at meetings of this women’s barbershop chorus. The Pines, South Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5001.

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MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. PORTRAYAL: Community members convene for performer Jim Lucas’ re-enactment of key civil rights speeches. See calendar spotlight. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. BURLINGTON THEATRE ALLIANCE: Supporters of the local thespian scene set this year’s agenda. Room 308, Joyce Hall, Champlain College, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2287.

activism RACISM STUDY CIRCLE: Local citizens discuss the challenges of race relations with help from a structured curriculum. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24. QUEER LIBERATION ARMY: Queer-identified activists of all ages plan flamboyant responses to intolerance. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6665.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 26, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 26. SLEIGH RIDES: See January 29. ‘ICE ON FIRE’: Celebrants of the season hop happily into winter with one-legged snowshoe races and a theatrical performance. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 2-5 p.m. $2. Info, 229-6206.

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words ‘SEMINAL STATEMENTS OF AMERICAN VALUES’: Readers of the U.S. Constitution discuss the document’s structure and contemporary meaning. Waterbury Branch Library, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

talks ‘SHORT-CIRCUITED’: Lawyer and economist Cheryl Conner describes the illness she experienced after exposure to strong electromagnetic fields. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘HISTORY OF TEA’: Two proprietors of a local tearoom share their leafy expertise. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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UNDERWATER ARCHAEOLOGY: Arthur Cohn, executive director of the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, summarizes recent research on shipwreck finds. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. STRING MUSIC SERIES: Vermont Mozart Festival conductor William Metcalfe discusses standard groupings of string and wind instruments. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-5980.

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ALL YOU CAN BE It’s been pretty chilly lately, but that’s not why some folks are feeling a draft. With the National Guard facing record numbers of overseas deployments and stoploss policies straining Iraq-based troops, Congress’s alternative to scaling back involvement may be to reinstate mandatory military service. The Central Committee for Conscientious Objectors takes to heart the idea that if the U.S. Army is going to call itself an allvolunteer force, it’s important to keep tabs on the bait-and-switch tactics that some recruiters use to meet their monthly quotas. The Philadelphia-based group conducts two half-day workshops on building a CO file and participating in counter-recruitment efforts, one for college students, and another for high schoolers, parents and community members.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 26. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 26, for children ages 3-5. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 26. Toddlers take their turn with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 27. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See January 27. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTION WORKSHOPS Friday, January 28, Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Also on Saturday, January 29, Burlington High School, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 3.

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DAVID DOBBS: The Montpelier author reads from his oceanography-charting book, Reef Madness: Charles Darwin, Alexander Agassiz, and the Meaning of Coral. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 26. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 26. LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. ADDISON COUNTY JOB FAIR: Students and adults from Addison, Rutland & Chittenden counties seek connections for potential career moves. Nelson Arena, Middlebury College, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at this sew-and-tell meeting. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3516.

TUE.01 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. ACOUSTIC CONCERT: Local musician Lafe plays bluesy harmonica and original guitar-based tunes. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Jeffersonville, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 644-5736.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

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talks ‘DIVERSITY AND EDUCATION’: Bonnie Johnson-Aten, a policy analyst and high school assistant principal, talks about teaching social justice. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 26. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. TODDLER STORYTIME: Boys and girls ages 18-35 months consume songs, stories and a healthy snack at the Burnham Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddleplaying friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 26. ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to U.S. military activities in Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926.

WED.02 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ‘MUSIC & LETTERS’: Vermont-based pianist Michael Arnowitt performs and discusses compositions based on literary wordplay. Hear works by Schumann, Brahms, Bartok and Leos Janacek at the Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. VA-ET-VIENT: This trio of musical voyageurs surveys tunes from Québec, France and Louisiana at the 158 Main Restaurant & Bakery, Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m. $6. Info, 644-6632.

COMMUNITY SINGING WORKSHOP: Members of Village Harmony lead adults and teens in traditional group songs from around the world. Lake Champlain Waldorf School, Shelburne, 7-9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 985-2827.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See January 26.

drama THEATRE ON A SHOESTRING AUDITIONS: Aspiring actors try out for roles in four oneact plays scheduled for an upcoming festival. Station Lobby, One Main Street, Burlington, 79 p.m. Free. Info, 888-212-5884.

film ‘VERA DRAKE’: See January 28. ‘NOTORIOUS’: In this 1946 Hitchcock film, a femme fatale asked to spy on Nazis in South America falls for the U.S. agent who’s directing her faux relationships. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘THE FOUR FEATHERS’: This 1939 classic adventure film follows a young pacifist who risks life and limb to rescue his military mates after being branded a coward. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘LANDSCAPES OF THE SUBLIME’: Vermont College professor Cannon Labrie discusses the development of American scenic painting from the Hudson River School to Albert Bierstadt. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Info, 748-8291.

talks ‘THE IMPOSSIBLE PRESIDENCY’: Political science professor Frank Bryan discusses the idea of “presidential greatness” in an examination of post-1950 office holders. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

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MONDAY 31 ‘THE ALLEN BROTHERS’: Historian Vincent Feeney explains how colonial-era real estate speculation enriched Vermont’s first family of developers. Milton Historical Museum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387. ‘FEATHERED FRIENDS’: Field ornithologist Andrew Webbe shares research techniques for documenting winged denizens. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0557.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See January 26. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See January 26. ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 26. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See January 26. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 26. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 26. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See January 26. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See January 26. SPANISH-ENGLISH STORYTIME: Boys and girls between 2 and 5 years old hear bilingual songs and rhymes at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport WALK THE TALK: See January 26. SENIOR EXERCISE: See January 26. INTRO TO WINTER HIKING: Cold-weather travelers get the lowdown on crampons, fleece and handwarmers in this backwoods safety workshop. Back 40 Lodge, Green Mountain Club, Waterbury Center, 6:30-9 p.m. $35. Registration and info, 244-7037.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 26. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 26. ‘BIRD COUNTING WORKSHOP’: See January 27, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 78:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ORCHID CLUB CLINIC: Fans of these delicate flowers learn proper potting techniques and bring extra plants to swap. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Gardeners hear about how to grow miniature plants over a midday meal. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. $6-10 includes lunch. Info, 658-2433. CAREER & INTERNSHIP FAIR: Area job seekers bring their resumes to meet with potential employers. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. PRANIC HEALING CLINIC: Stress-relief seekers can sample 40 minutes of this non-touch, alternative healing method. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-3375. ‘PREPARING FOR THE NEW SAT’: Students learn strategies for how to handle this college prep exam’s new writing section. VSAC Resour-ce Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800642-3177.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 26. SILENT VIGIL: See January 26. PUBLIC FORUM ON NATURAL RESOURCES: See January 27, Municipal Complex, Swanton. DEMOCRACY FOR AMERICA MEETUP: Citizen volunteers consider positive and personal political action. Howard Bean Café, Riverwalk Records, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3334.

MARTIN LUTHER KING, JR. PORTRAYAL Monday, January 31, St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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acting ACTING FOR THE STAGE, A WORKSHOP FOR STUDENTS: February 1 - April 5. Info, 8653312 or email john.alexander4@att.net. Since 1997, John D. Alexander (Screen Actors’ Guild/Actors’ Equity Association) has helped students become focused, grounded, and comfortable on stage; study presence, motivation, and voice work while learning to have fun and succeed on stage. LEARN THE TECHNIQUE OF “HOLLYWOOD’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER ACTING COACH.” (MOVIELINE, NOV. 2001): Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings and Montpelier, Monday evenings. Info, 802-318-8555 or visit http://www.thoreast.com. Mr. MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. He has appeared in over 10 major motion pictures, with leading roles in three, including The Basket, and has guest-starred on “Providence,” “Pensacola: Wings of Gold,” “Murphy Brown,” and many other TV shows.

animation INTRODUCTION TO ANIMATION 1: Saturday, January 29, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Sunday, January 30, noon - 4 p.m. $100. This program is appropriate for ages 15 to 97. Info, http://www.motion school.org or call 6584267 ext. 1. Whether your goal is to create the next Finding Nemo or Wallace & Gromit, you gotta start with the basics. Students in this course will learn introductory techniques in animation through engaging, hands-on exercises. This course is the first of two Intro to Animation courses. Intro to Animation 1 involves drawing to build a foundation of skills useful in computer, stop-motion, clay, puppet, cel, paper cut-out and other animation styles. (Don’t be afraid if you “can’t draw,” just be willing to try.) INTRODUCTION TO ANIMATION 2: Saturday, February 5, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Sunday, February 6, noon - 4 p.m. $100. This program is appropriate for ages 15 to 97. Info, http://www.motionschool.org or call 6584267 ext. 1. Intro to Animation 2 builds on concepts and techniques in Intro to Animation 1 to complete the study of basic principles of animated movement. The course involves drawing, but don’t be afraid if you “can’t draw,” just be willing to try. Pre-requisite: Intro to Animation 1 or instructor permission.

art ABSOLUTE ART CLASSES AT WINGSPAN PAINTING STUDIO WITH MAGGIE STANDLEY: Oil and Acrylic Painting. Classes start the week of February 7. Eight weeks, Mondays, 5:30-8 p.m. or Wednesdays, 911:30 a.m. $230. Explore materials, technique and your own creativity! For all levels. Making and Appreciating Treasures, for ages 5-11. Five days during February vacation, February 21 through 25, noon - 3 p.m. $150. In this week-long class, we will study different cultures around the globe and make our own inspired found art treasures! Classes held in beautiful artist’s studio. Info, 2337676 or maginkgo@hotmail.com or visit http://www.artvt.com/painters/standley.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, FIGURATIVE SCULPTURE WITH FAYE MENIS: Thursdays, February 10 through March 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Working from the model, learn to sculpt the human form. Through the process of informed observation, participants will learn basic anatomy and the tools and techniques used in clay sculpture. No experience necessary. THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, DYNAMIC STILL LIFE PAINTING WITH GAIL SALZMAN: Intermediate/ Advanced Oil Painting. Wednesdays, February 2 through March 9, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.Burlington CityArts.com. This class takes a fresh anddynamic approach to the subject of still life. Using large-scale still life as a starting point, we’ll combine direct representation with abstract techniques, explore new techniques and develop a personal painting language. Small class size allows for plenty of individual feedback, demonstration time, and informal critiques in a supportive environment.

childbirth HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. Info, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn self-hypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

climbing CO-ED I AND II CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics, meeting every Tuesday, February 22 through March 29, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www.petracliffs.com. Two clinics (Introductory and Intermediate) focused on the basics of climbing that can be applied both indoors or out. No experience necessary for Co-Ed I. Co-Ed II builds from Co-Ed I or previous experience. ICE CLIMBING I AND II: Level I, February 12, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100. Level II, February 13, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $160. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, 657-3872 or visit http:// www.petracliffs.com. Learn about the exhilarating sport of ice climbing! Level I is for the beginning ice climber, no experience necessary. Level 2 is for those who have completed Level I or have previous experience. With a skilled instructor, learn how to move over easy to moderate terrain. Master belaying, rappelling, climbing skills, multi-pitch routes, anchor building and climbing technique. INTRODUCTION TO MOUNTAINEERING: February 26, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes all technical equipment. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www.petracliffs.com. Learn the fundamentals of safe winter travel over snow and ice! Components of instruction include use of crampons and ice axe, rope management skills, glissading and self-arrest techniques. TWO-DAY AVALANCHE AWARENESS AND RESCUE: February 5-6, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing School. $185, all technical equipment included. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. This is a must for all skiers, snowboarders, climbers and backcountry enthusiasts. Learn the basics of avoiding avalanches (yes, they happen in Vermont), including route selection, evaluating avalanche potential, and rescue procedures.

WOMEN’S I AND II CLIMBING CLINICS: Sixweek clinics, meeting every Thursday, February 24 - March 31, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150 includes all materials. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www.petracliffs.com. Two clinics (Introductory and Intermediate) for women, taught by women. No experience necessary for Women’s I. Women’s II builds from women’s I or previous experience.

communication COMMUNICATING WITH YOUR SWEETHEART: Saturday, February 5, 9 a.m. to noon, offered by Demeter Resolutions, llc, Burlington. $45 per person. Info, 864-0624 or email Demeter Resolve@ aol.com or visit http://www.DemeterResolutions.com. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, whether you are married to your sweetheart or not, couples and individuals who would like to have more meaningful and harmonious communication with their significant other will find this workshop valuable.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place. THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, BEGINNING KNITTING WITH ESTHER MAYNARD: Tuesdays, February 1 through 22, 6-8 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.Burling tonCityArts. Come find out how easy it is to knit. This three-week course will introduce students to basic knitting techniques such as casting on, knitting and purling, as well as more advanced techniques. You will have the choice between a hat and a mitten pattern. Perfect for these Vermont winters.

dance AUDITION: BURKLYN BALLET THEATRE SUMMER PROGRAM: February 12, 2 p.m. Held at Guibord’s School of Dance, 59 Broad St., Plattsburgh. Audition fee, $15. Info, 518-297-3793, email jandrew@twcny.rr.com or visit http://www.nortemaar.org. Norte Maar for Collaborative Projects in the Arts will host auditions for Burklyn Ballet Theatre 2005 Summer Program. The audition will take the form of an age-appropriate class. Burklyn Ballet Theatre, Johnson, VT, now entering it’s 29th season, is one of the nation’s top summer dance programs offering daily technique classes with the world’s finest master teachers and weekly performance opportunities. BEGINNING SWING DANCE CLASSES: Threeweek Tuesday series, starting February 1, 6:30-7:30 p.m., followed by a Vermont Swings open practice session, 7:30-9:30 p.m. at Burling-ton’s Greek Orthodox Church. $25 per person for all three classes. Info, call Vermont Swings, 864-8382. Instructors Terry Bouricius and Cate Lamb. No partner necessary.

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CUBAN-STYLE SALSA RETURNS TO BURLINGTON: Four weeks, beginning February 3. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info, contact David Larson, 864-7953. Salsa dancers of this style always look the best and have the most fun with authentic Cuban Rueda! Catch the excitement that’s caught the nation and see why this is so much fun! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Modern African Hip-Hop, Tuesdays, 6 p.m., walk-in welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, one/month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNNARTS AFRICAN DANCE FORMS FOR ADULTS: Twelve weeks, Saturdays, 11:30 a.m. -1 p.m., starting January 29. Info, 6524537 or email registrar@flynncenter.org. Move to the dynamic sounds of live drumming while exploring traditional African dance forms combined with original choreography from instructor Lynn Ellen Klarich’s background in modern dance. Open to all levels. LEARN TO DANCE: First Step Dance offers beginner dance classes in St. Albans on Monday nights and in Burlington on Tuesday nights. At each location the introductory Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue class starts at 6 p.m. and the introductory Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango class begins at 7 p.m. These beginning classes are followed by intermediate classes. The St. Albans classes will start on January 31 at the City School on Bellows St., while the Burlington classes will start on February 1 at the Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. Classes are $40/person for each 4-week session. Info, www.FirstStepDance.com or 802-598-6757. Have you been to a party or event where people knew how to dance? Would you like to learn to dance with a partner? Remember that partner dancing requires a partner, but attending classes doesn’t, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Come take the First Step toward learning to dance with a partner! LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Drop-in beginner lesson, every Tuesday, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Greek Church Hall, Ledge Rd., Burlington. $5 includes Vermont Swing practice session, immediately following. Info, 860-7501, or visit www.vermontswings.com. No experience necessary.

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. New 5-week session starts November 30. $50 for 5 weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 658-0658, 872-0494 or visit paton@sover.net. Walk-ins are welcome. Intermediate/Advanced Conga classes meet on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location.

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TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko, Tuesdays, 4:305:20 p.m. $42 for 6-week sessions. A 3week session begins December 7. Kids’ Intermediate Taiko, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. $42 for 6 weeks. A 3-week session starts December 6. Adult beginning classes are on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48 for 6-week session. A 3-week session begins on December 6. Held in the Taiko Studio at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658 or paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

finance CREATING FINANCIAL PEACE: February classes in Bristol and Burlington. Specific classes for individuals, $199. For married couples, $249 per couple. Info, Christine Moriarty, 888-449-8081 or http://www.mon eypeace.com. Walk through past fears and money issues to enhance financial well-being. Improve financial life through education on investing and cash management in a supportive environment. Explore new ways to strengthen your relationship around money.

gardening GARDEN DESIGN I: Wednesdays, January 26 through March 2. 6-8:30 p.m. UVM Waterman Building, Grace Coolidge Room 501. $179. Info, 656-2085 http://learn. uvm.edu. This introductory course covers the essential principles of garden design, including: history of landscape design, intro to graphic techniques and scale drawings, sustainability issues, plant selection, circulation patterns, and needs assessment.

herbs HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: Eightmonth herbal apprenticeship program, one Saturday a month, held on a working horse farm in Milton. $800 includes all materials, textbook and membership to United Plant Savers. VSAC grants accepted and work study positions are available. Info, 893-0521 or 563-3185. Join certified herbalists Kelley Robe and Sarah Zettelmeyer for an interdisciplinary experience studying the traditional wisdom of our ancestors. The human organ systems will be our guide to knowing the body and learning of specific herbs for each system. We will come to understand imbalances and disease and discover wise remedies. The gifts of the animals will be shared as we work hands-on with horses. We will eat wild food and learn about the importance of plant sustainability. Herb walks will take place in field, forest and wetland. WISDOM OF THE HERBS 2005: AN EXPERIENTIAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE SEASONS: Eight-month herbal certification program, taught by Annie McCleary with George Lisi. One weekend each month, April November 2005, Lincoln. $1200 with a nonrefundable deposit, $150. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Info, 453-6764 or visit http://www. purpleconeflowerherbals.com. Develop a relationship with local wild plants as wise spirits who offer counsel and companionship. Learn through Nature Adventures - hike in wild places, lie on the earth. Make herbal medicines in sacred tradition. Harvest, prepare and eat wild edibles. Learn how to use food as our first medicine. Allow the transformation that comes with conscious association with the plant people.

jewelry PRECIOUS METAL CLAY WORKSHOPS: Introduction to PMC, January 22 or February 12. 3-D Forms and PMC, February 5. PMC Rings and Fire-in-Place Stone Setting, February 19. Info, 658-8778 or KROSESTU DIO@hotmail.com. Transform Precious Metal Clay (PMC), into a piece of fine silver jewelry. You will create and finish one-of-a-kind pieces that will be kiln-fired and ready to wear in one day. Instant gratification, without the long learning curve or expensive tools of traditional jewelry making. PMC has applications for artists who work with glass, beads, polymer clay, ceramics, and many other mediums. Small classes, personalized instruction.

kids FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, AFTER-SCHOOL CREATIVE CLAY AND WHEEL: Mondays, January 31 through February 21, 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 7-14. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This four-week class will introduce students to working with clay both on and off the potter’s wheel. Students will practice basic wheel-working techniques to create bowls, cups and more. FLYNNARTS ACTING CLASSES FOR KIDS: Play Makers, grades 1-3. Create characters and shape their stories into original plays! Mondays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Actor’s Process, grades 6-8. Develop or refine acting techniques, create short theater pieces, improvs and games. Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m. Info, 652-4537 or email registrar@flynncenter. org. Join the fun! FLYNNARTS DANCE CLASSES FOR KIDS: Dance Makers, grades 2-3. Learn the fundamentals of dance and stretch creative muscles! Great prep for all kinds of dance. Tuesdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. First Steps in Ballet, grades 1-3. An introduction to the art of classical ballet with a focus on the joy of dance, technique and artistry. Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Info, 652-4537 or email registrar@flynncenter.org for information. ITSY BITSY YOGA AT YOGA VERMONT: Baby (newborn to almost crawling), Session 1: Thursdays, January 27 - March 3, 10:3011:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, January 30 March 6, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Tots (precrawling to 24 months), Session 1: Tuesdays, January 15 - March 1, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, January 30 - March 6, 11:30 a.m. 12:15 p.m. Tykes (2-4 years) Session 1: Thursdays, January 27 - March 3, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, January 30 - March 6, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Little Family (21 months to 4 years, plus a younger sibling), Session 1: Tuesdays, January 25 - March 1, 10:3011:15 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Pre-registration required for six-week sessions. $48 per session. Info, 660-9718 or http://www. yogavermont.com. Parents and children delight in practicing yoga, exploring movement, and singing together. KINDERMUSIK VILLAGE CLASS FOR BABIES - 18 MONTHS: Eight sessions beginning Wednesday, March 2. Registration deadline is February 11. Info, call Sandra Cathey, 223-6988.

language BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 2337676 or maginkgo@hotmail.com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor, Maggie Standley, has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo.

ESPANOL RAPIDO! Info, contact Mercy Connections, 846-7063. Interested in a oneweek immersion Spanish class in June or July? This Spanish course is designed with Accelerated Learning principles, which ensures effortless learning that is both fun and successful! FRENCH CLASS: LA BELLE PROVINCE: Travel to the Quebec and French-Canadian region in this intermediate French class in Middlebury, beginning February 15. Also offering a Beginning French class, beginning January 19. Info, call Sibylle 388-4173, or register at the Hannaford Career Center, 3821012. Private French and German tutoring also available. MANDARIN CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASSES: Starting February, Montpelier. Twelve weeks, one evening, kids/adults options, experienced instructor. Info, jannacarpenter@ hotmail.com or 223-5871. Learn simple, practical conversations, selected characters, games, poems, songs, culture. Beginners welcome. Learning Chinese is not as hard and more fun than you might imagine!

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, February 1, 5:30 p.m. and meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 121:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 88:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or http://www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class. KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702. The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced wing chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective selfdefense training. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian JiuJitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday - Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m. Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763. 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington. 8649985. 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 4255764. 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155. Info, SaBomNimAllen@aol.com or visit http://www.MooGongDo.com. Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment. Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor, and Self-Defense programs also available.)With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention. THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@bluewave tkd.com or visit http://www.bluewavetkd. com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness. VERMONT AIKIDO: Aikido instruction, Tuesday through Friday, 6-7:30 p.m., Saturday, 9:3011 a.m. and Sunday, 10-11:30 a.m. Adult Intro Class starts February 8, 6 p.m. Fourweek basic instruction will lead up to four weeks of mixed level dojo practice. Eightclass Intro Course fee, $45. Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 8629785 or visit http://www.vermontaikido.org. Come learn this powerful and graceful martial art in a safe and supportive environment! Beginners are always welcome and visitors are cordially invited to practice with us or to observe classes. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 6604072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY: Now enrolling for a new 400-hour training program. September 10, 2005 - June 13, 2006. Classes meet Mondays, 9 a.m. - noon and Tuesdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and four other required weekends, September 10, 11 November 12, 13, January 21, 22, April 15, 16. Tuition: $3750 plus textbooks. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT 05403. Info, 658-7715 or visit http://www.touchstonehealing arts.com. This course provides students with a solid foundation in Oriental medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage, Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. Amma and Shiatsu are two complimentary forms of bodywork that give students the necessary tools to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances.

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meditation INSIGHT MEDITATION RETREAT: Three days, February 18-21 at Sky Meadow Retreat center in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom. Silent intensive retreat in Buddhist tradition focuses on simple sitting and walking meditation. Led by Miles Sherts. $180 and teaching donation. Meditation and Yoga, a weekend retreat with Ann Budreski. February 11-13, $245 all inclusive. Learn to stretch your body and mind by combining gentle Kripalu Yoga with Buddhist Insight Meditation. Beautiful and comfortable accommodations in a newly renovated century-old barn set on 120 acres of secluded and wild land. Info, 802-5332505 or visit http://www.SkyMeadowRetreat.com.

parenting PARENT SEMINAR SERIES: The Green Mountain Center for Gifted Education is sponsoring a series of seminars on issues related to children and adults. The series starts with Gifted: Not My Child, February 10. Followed by Navigating Your Gifted Child’s Education, March 10. A Differentiation Primer for Parents, April 14. Ending with Gifted: Who Me?, a session on gifted adults, May 19. Each seminar will be held from 7-9 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Society on Pearl St., Burlington. Info, contact Lucy Bogue, lucybogue@yahoo.com or 658-9941.

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM: 35 mm with Joe Peila, Session I: Wednesdays, February 2 - March 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.BurlingtonCity Arts.com. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35 mm camera through the use of assignments. Demystify F-stops, shutter speeds and exposure. Learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types. Bring an empty manual 35 mm camera and owner’s manual to the first class. Plan on purchasing and having processed three to four rolls of slide film for the assignments. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM, BASIC DARKROOM WITH MARY JOHNSON: Tuesdays and Thursdays, January 27 through February 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Discover the mysteries of the darkroom so that you can make your own photographs! Learn how to properly expose and process black-and-white film into negatives, and then make prints from those negatives. Bring an empty manual 35 mm camera to the first class. Plan on buying one or two rolls of 35 mm film, the type will be specified at the first class. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM, MASTER PRINTING WITH WAYNE MARTENS: Mondays, February 14 through March 21, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.Bur lingtonCityArts.com. Become a master black-and-white darkroom technician. Learn how to make the perfect print from every negative. How to alter the contrast curve, not just adjust the contrast range. Make the best test prints and much more. The instructor, Wayne Martens was a professional printer in NYC for years and made prints for W. Eugene Smith, Ruth Orkin and Burke Uzzle, among many others. Prerequisite: proficiency in black-and-white darkroom work. Print review necessary.

pilates FREE PILATES REFORMER CLASS AT PILATES VERMONT: Intro classes, Mondays, February 7 and February 21, 5:30 p.m. and Saturdays. February 5 and February 19, 10:30 a.m. 4068 Shelburne Rd. Info, 9858700. Join us for one free introductory Pilates class and experience how these gentle exercises develop core strength, flexibility, control, awareness and coordination. The Introductory class utilizes the specially designed piece of equipment called the Pilates Reformer for a unique, total body workout. Bring a friend or family member!

THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class $5) and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 879-7302 or http://www.pilatesden. com. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body.

pottery FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, SLIPS AND SURFACE DESIGN WORKSHOP WITH LORETTA LANGUET: Saturday, January 29, 9 a.m. - noon. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Would you like to further your understanding of glazes and ceramic surface treatment or just learn some new application tips? This short but intensive one-day workshop will explore various slip and under-glaze techniques, glaze patterning and layering tips. Come sharpen your glazing skills and explore the use of decoration to further develop your own personal narrative. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, BEGINNING WHEEL WITH JEREMY AYERS AND LORETTA LANGUET: Thursdays, February 3 through March 17, 6:30-9 p.m. Saturdays, February 5 through March 19, 9:30 a.m. noon. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.Burlington CityArts.com. This class will introduce students to working with clay using the potter’s wheel. Through instruction and demonstration, students will practice basic wheel-working techniques, with an emphasis on functional pottery. The entire ceramic process will be covered, including throwing various forms, trimming, handle making and glazing.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS PRINT STUDIO 250, INTRODUCTION TO LETTERPRESS WITH BONNIE CHRISTENSEN: February 12, 10 a.m. 4 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.Burling tonCityArts.com. Learn about the letterpress and how to set it up with polymer plates for text and images.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Tuesday and Thursday evenings, February 1 through 24, 5:30-10 p.m., or Saturdays, February 5 through 26, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $245 course fee. $50 additional for local spring open water check-out dives, or complete dives at a warm water vacation destination this winter. Info, Waterfront Diving Center, 865-2771. Course results in an internationally recognized, lifetime certification.

snowkiting SNOWKITING: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. $85. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours. Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $75. Info, 4969691 or visit http://www.stormboarding.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone - cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

spirituality SHAMANIC HEALING COURSE: One weekend/month for a year, May 2005 - May 2006. Sky Meadow Retreat Center, Stannard, VT. $360 deposit, plus $160 per weekend session. Financial terms are available on request. Info, contact Ivan McBeth, ivanmcbeth@aol.com, http://www.ivanmcbeth.com or Fearn Lickfield, habon diafarm@hotmail.com, 229-4136. The course consists of twelve initiations into healing, including entering the world of the Shaman Healer, sweat lodge ceremony, shadow work, the spiritual warrior, the shaman’s death, fire walking, sacred drama, and vision questing.

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ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or http://www.ele mentsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Prenatal and Hatha Sound. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual sadhana. DAILY ASTANGA CLASSES: Special workshops and classes for kids, intermediate series and meditation. Bristol Yoga, Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or http://www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. GENTLE TO MODERATE HATHA YOGA: Beginning and ongoing classes. South Burlington Yoga Studio. Info, 658-3766. Our class emphasis is on stretching, strengthening, breathing, relaxation and fun. Nancy Heisman Somers has two Yoga teacher certifications and has been teaching yoga for 23 years. Nancy is a noted and respected teacher and has been featured on radio, television and in newspapers. She is well- known for her motivational, inspiring and entertaining teaching style. YOGA IN ADDISON COUNTY: Joanna Colwell offers Iyengar-inspired yoga classes in Middlebury, Shoreham, and Ripton. Joanna’s Yoga Teacher Training starts February 27 at Copper Crane Yoga in Vergennes. Info, http://www.ottercreek yoga.com or 388-1961. Iyengar Yoga is both vigorous and restorative. Attention to safety and alignment makes it perfect for beginners. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Anusara, Kripalu, Eclectic Hatha, Prenatal, Postnatal, Kids and Senior classes. Six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga Session with Jessica Petraska, Mondays, January 24 through February 28, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week Yoga for Skiers and Riders Session with Kathy McNames, Thursdays, January 20 through February 24, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes, $100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or http://www.yogaver mont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels.

video USEFUL VIDEO PRODUCTION FOR NONPROFIT STAFF AND VOLUNTEERS: Saturday, February 12, 1-4 p.m. Stowe. Limited enrollment. $50. Info, 563-2235 or ch37stowe@gmavt.net. Half-day seminar explores ways nonprofessionals using consumer camcorders and consumer software can produce quality videos or DVDs to implement their nonprofit mission: Membership, PSAs, stewardship reports, research, training, fundraising, public access and Internet exposure. Scripting, shooting, and editing techniques demonstrated by Stowe’s Channel 37 staff.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES OFFERS 12-WEEK LEARN PROGRAM FOR WEIGHT MANAGEMENT: Ongoing 12week sessions facilitated by certified Lifestyle Counselor, meeting various days and times in convenient South Burlington location. $20 per class. Info, call Kathryn, 985-8383 or email healthylifevt@cs.com. Lose weight permanently and improve the quality of your life by using a proven-effective program. Small classes provide structure, support and accountability. No pills, special foods or diets, just good sense.

writing FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS WRITE PLACE, SONG WRITING FOR ADULTS WITH KAREN MCFEETERS: Wednesdays, March 9 through April 6, 78:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit http://www.Burling tonCityArts.com. This course will explore song structure, lyrical poetry composition and ways to develop interesting melodies. Activities to stimulate the creative process will be incorporated. Guest appearances by local singer/songwriters will offer varied approaches to the craft of writing a song. The ability to play an instrument or read music is not required.

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HOT, HORNY HOUSEWIFE W/A LOT OF time on her hands. Seeking action on the side w/a well-endowed, long lasting man. Help me fill my calendar. 6021

CSWF REPLYING TO “WANT A DOG, HOUSE and kids someday? Me, too.” CSWM, love singing, work w/kids. Where do you go to church? 5850

DO YOU BREAK FOR GARAGE SALES ON the way to kayaking, hiking or snowshoeing? If so this 42 YO DWF wants you as her co-pilot. Must be NSDA, tall, fit, honest,adventuresome and financially secure. Passionate about life. Central VT. 6013

SWF ISO SWM. WANTS LTR, OUTGOING, sense of humor, caring and lovable. 21-26 YO. I am lonely and want the right guy to make me happy and start a relationship! 5842 SPF SEEKING S/DPM. ME: 40 YO, BLONDE, blue-eyed, curvy w/huge heart, humor and intelligence. Very genuine. No games. Love romance, candles, children, good conversation, nature, camping, beaches. You: must be compassionate, gentle, intelligent, honest, NS/ND. Let explore life’s pleasures together. 5838

FRIENDSHIP FIRST. I LOVE ANIMALS, THE country, humor and great conversation. I’m small, fit, athletic w/a busy lifestyle and financially solvent, seeking same. Looking for someone to get to know first. Possibly LTR. ND/NS. Interested? There’s much much more. 6008 S, ATTRACTIVE, PROF, BILINGUAL F. Enjoys hiking, kayaking, movies, traveling, dinners out. Seeking active, healthy, prof. gentleman companion, 55-65 YO, w/similar interests and sense of humor. Hair optional, but must have teeth! 6001

I AM A VIVACIOUS, RUBENESQUE WOMAN in my 50s, who enjoys many aspects of life and lives in Rutland County. I click w/M who are art enthusiasts, intelligent, verbally engaging, have a quick and even ironic sense of humor. 5836

I HEARD YOUR NAME IS DAN, (THE GUY in the big hemi truck w/the Border Collie). Isn’t it too cold to leave him in there? I’ll warm you both up! 5997

42 YO SF LOOKING TO MEET AN HONEST M, 40-47 YO. Would like to find someone that likes to travel and do things at the last minute, dancing, playing cards, watching movies, swimming, camping etc. 5831

ONE DROP OF THIS RAISED ATTIS FROM the dead. One drop of this and slain Oris stirs. One drop of this before young Horus fled. Thine ghosts, Typhon, this wine is mine and hers. 5993

ARE YOU READY FOR A REAL, LIVE, grown-up, well-rounded relationship? So am I. I’m 53 YO, 5’2”, cute, smart, witty, warm, responsible, silly and supportive, DPWJF. Love to travel, read, ski, target shoot (yes, really), attend jazz, theater, dance. 5738 WELL-ROUNDED SEEKS SAME. 35 YO DPF seeks PM, 30-40 YO for friendship, hopefully LTR. Outgoing, funny, smart, sensitive. Enjoy outdoor activities, movies, photography, cooking, kids, animals, travel, psychology, football, classic rock and Mozart. 5715 HORNY M NEEDED FOR KINKY FANTASY. I want to watch my boyfriend give another man oral and give him a facial so I can punish my boyfriend for being naughty. Men, 18-35 YO please, leave description and contact method. 5711 OK, STOP HIDING! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE A SWM, w/job, kids OK, goals, morals and a cute butt are all great. 26 YO, petite and headstrong. Where are you? 5698

SWBIF LOOKING FOR M BETWEEN 18-24 YO. Looking to have fun, but if sparks do fly, looking for something long term. 5610 SWPF, PLUS-SIZE. ALMOST 50 YO. I LIKE to walk, read, time at the lake. Enjoy cooking, eating out. Working hard on losing the weight. Looking for SWM, tall, 5’10” or above, w/same interests and more! 5603 SWF, 36 YO, LOOKING FOR A PERSON who can stand a woman for more than one day. Share time together, some devotion would be helpful. Would like to cuddle. Warmest nights possible. Must be outgoing and gentle. 5588 SWDF ISO WARM FUZZIES. YOUNG-LOOKing 40 YO, cute, funny, long hair, bashful brown-eyes, slender, NS. Loves animals, being outdoors, star gazing, affection, holding hands. Passionate about flea markets, antiques, cooking and wine. ISO handsome, fit, NS WM who can give warm fuzzies. 5584 TEMPTED TO SETTLE FOR A LOVER BUT really looking for more. SPF, 36 YO, sparkly smile, ISO funny, confident (but not arrogant) 35-45 YO guy for laughter, friendship, romance and Scrabble duels. Smart is sexy! 5581

BJLWPS 25 YO COLLEGE STUDENT, MULtiracial, physically fit, emotionally secure, confident, silly, intelligent. You: motivated, non-partier, very attractive, active, outgoing, open-minded. 5758

C’EST UNE VIE FOLLE: YOUNG, TRIM, irreverent, independent, adventurous, 60ish DWF. Music, architecture, travel, gardening, good food, film, ideas, city, country enthusiast. ISO bright, thinking, honest, affectionate SM w/great sense of humor and healthy sense of the ridiculous. 5861

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SWF, 34 YO, MOTHER OF TWO ISO SWM, between the ages of 25 to 45 who enjoys music, dinner, movies and not into head games. Looking for someone who is honest, sincere and caring. 5822

ME: 46 YO JWI. MOM W/MANY PASSIONS and much to give. Well-grounded but open to life’s magic. ISO NS M, 38-52 YO who is intelligent, fun and personable. Let’s talk, meet and see where it goes. 5868

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SEVEN DAYS |january 26-february 02, 2005 | 7Dpersonals 19B

HONEST, CARING, RESPECTFUL, S MIDDLEaged M wanted. 44 YO SWF looking for a friend and a lover wrapped into one big Christmas present. Please Santa, send me someone good. 5576 ATTRACTIVE, FUN-LOVING, INTELLIGENT, PDWF in 40s searching for honest, attractive, intelligent, genuine, NS DWM, 4355, 5’10”+, who loves dogs, fireplaces, candlelight dinners, good conversation, interested in LTR. No head games, young kids, unemployed, or perfectionist, please. 5513

men > women ATTRACTIVE, GENEROUS, RETIRED MAM seeking willing women for daytime fun. I am well educated, don’t smoke, drink or drug and am disease-free. I am very erotic, experienced and open-minded. You won’t be disappointed. 6027 WELL, I AM A GUY LOOKING FOR A GIRL, for the real love. I am 28 YO. I like music, reading and having fun, but in a good way. Am waiting for you! 6009 ONLY DANCE THERE IS: TRUTH, FREEDOM and intimacy. Good looking DPM, 40s, kind heart, strong back, creative mind. Into sustainable living, spiritual teachings, alternative health. Likes music, mountains, sunsets and more. Can you keep the fire burning? 6007 ATTRACTIVE, HONEST AND CARING 35 YO seeks 25-35 YO SWF for LTR. Many interests/hobbies, indoors and out. Seeking that first kiss spark, love and commitment. I have a career and home. Now I need you. 6005 34 YO SWPM. MINDFUL, SENSUOUS, silly, attractive, emotionally/financially secure. You: complete me by being you. Beautiful mind. Beautiful body and soul. 5995 SUNSETS - SUNRISES: DWM LOOKING TO share with S/DWF, 45 +, in reasonable shape and financially secure as well as other varied interests. Let’s have some fun together! 5994 ARE YOU AFFECTIONATE, CREATIVE, confident, employed, fit, good-looking, healthy, homemaker, intelligent, love the outdoors, country life, a mother, NS/ND, organized, secure, strong, tall, trustworthy, warm hearted, witty, 30-45 YO. ISO LTR. 5991 HAVE LOVE TO GIVE. DWM, 47 YO, FIT, active, responsible. ISO kindred spirit to share/enjoy more of life. Outdoorsy, adventuresome, easy-going, open-minded, passionate, craftsman. 420 OK. Sailor, skier, gardener, father of one. Fun first. LTR possible if chemistry makes sparks. 5990 DWM, FIFTIES, YOUNG AT HEART: NW Vermont. Enjoy running, working out, outside activities, cars of all types, rockand-roll, good meals, movies or warm fires. Looking for someone to have fun w/and see what develops. 5984

RESPONSIBLE COLLEGE GRAD, 22 YO, SWM, 5’11”, 160 lbs, athletic and intelligent w/big heart. ISO outgoing, non-consumer, 18-25 YO SF who wants to share adventures and possible LTR. I like bicycling, snowboarding, photography and lengthy conversations. 5858 A QUEST FOR THE GENTLE, CREATIVE, FIT and unassuming SWF, 40-48 YO. This educated, athletic, health-conscious SWM yearns for your company to snowshoe, explore and giggle the winter months away. The cocoa is warming on the stove. 5857 STILL WAITING FOR YOU! SWM, 50 YO, dark-hair, blue-eyes, shy, country boy, smoker. Enjoy music, dancing, walking, beaches, dining out, Nascar. Hoping to meet country or city girl, 40-55 YO, for friendship/love. ENTERTAINING PM. I SPEAK 1.5-LANguages. Almost 6’ tall. I should own my car soon, but I do own a motorcycle. I’ve read some books and traveled. Are you F, 25-35 YO, everything I could hope for and more? 5852 SBM, 35 YO ISO PRETTY F FOR LTR. I am originally from the area but left 12 years ago. I am an independent film producer looking for my Miss Right. Only the serious respond. I’m looking for that fairy tale romance story. 5835 26 YO TRUCK-DRIVIN’, ASS-SLAPPIN’, fun-lovin’, good ol’ VT boy lookin’ for a little no strings fun an lovin’ height/ weight proportionate cutie, 18-32 YO. 420-friendly. Must enjoy a great time! 5830 39 YO PMAM LOOKING FOR 25 TO 45 YO F in Burlington-area. I am looking for a discreet, physical relationship. I want to be your dirty secret. 5828 HIGH-SPIRITED, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, well-built 37 YO. Winter sports and nature lover seeks cute, buxom 45+ YO women w/nice shoes, zest for life and interests that include stimulating conversation, exotic cuisine, live music, feisty dancing, warming cold nights. 5769 THERE ONCE WAS A DWM W/A WIT, who’s artistic, romantic, and fit. Though his hair was receding, you’ll be pleased by your meeting. He’s a cross between Shrek and Brad Pitt. 35-50 YO, more love limerick awaits you. 5767 SM, 46 YO, FIT, LEADS AN ACTIVE LIFE. No time for wine and dine. ISO NS F who understands and leads a similar life and would enjoy nothing but a sexual relationship. No strings, must be clean. 5766 50 YO M, GEMINI, 6’2”, 54 YO, LAMOILLE Co. seeks Aquarius woman born 1/28 or 2/12,1958 or 1962. I am into astrology, practicing Buddhist, biker, AA member. Let’s talk. Small women sought. 5761 MOUNTAIN MAN, S, 46 YO, LOVES HIS mountain. ISO F to enjoy the woods and beauty of magic mountain. Must be honest, loyal, sexy. No games. To share laughter, candlelight dinners and lots of good times together. LTR possible. 5760

SEEKING TO MEET WOMEN OF ASIAN descent who are in touch w/their heritage. 55 YO professional and martial artist. Want to learn more about your culture. Let’s meet for tea. 5759 DHM, 28 YO, 6’, 295 LBS, WHO IS A double major at a local college. Looking for a woman that is down-to-earth and wants to start a friendship that could be more later. 5750 SLOW GROOVE OR HEATED RUSH? FUN, handsome, SWM, 48 YO, looks ten years younger than natural age. ISO attractive, SF, 35-50 YO, who desires reciprocal emotional/sensual gratification. Approaches everything w/true passion. We both own the gift of being natural. Listen to message! 5748 WANT A FRIEND TO HANG WITH. 33 YO M, nice looking, kind, intellectual. Want someone who enjoys talking and shooting pool, that’s it for now! 5733 35 YO 150 LB NS/ND DWM. I’M HONEST, caring, athletic. Loves children, pets, humor, passionate kisses, cuddling, movies, dancing the night away. Much more to offer. ISO 24-36 YO w/more than just a beautiful exterior for life’s adventures. 5726 WANTED: TO BE SEDUCED AND USED FOR your pleasure. SWM, 23 YO, blonde, slender seeking one F or two, maybe a select CU. Your place, discretion please. 5723 MY HEART IS OPEN. 36 YO SWAM SEEKS soul mate. I enjoy the arts and music. Vegetarian, political dissident, unconventional, culinarian, attractive, svelte, lithe. I have an expansive lexicon and I’m not afraid to use it. I love children, have 2 daughters. 5716 SWM, 6’4”, SHORT BLONDE-HAIR, BLUEeyes, 175 lbs. Likes playing pool, walks on the beach, cuddling, movies, shopping. ISO petite F w/same interests. 1828 YO. Call me for a good time. 5714 NEW YEAR, NEW ADVENTURES: LET’S GO make a New Year’s resolution with this SWM, 30 YO who is looking to meet women around my age for adventures, conversations, friendships or LTR. I am easy-going, goal-oriented, fit, funny and likable. 5713 SHE’S A DANCER SEEKING OUTDOOR inclined, slender and feminine, mountain woman, 38 - 48 YO. Adirondacks, alt-lifer, smart, charming, housebroken. Will date. 5709 SBM LOOKING FOR OUTGOING, SENSUOUS F who enjoys music and is looking for an interesting, engaging time. LTR cool, but casual conversation and a good time is fine, too. Holla at me. 420 is all good. 5708 SM ISO A JOY-FILLED, SENSUOUS WOman w/an artistic bent, a lover of dogs who connects to the earth and cosmos from a dark-eyed, mid-life wanderer who dabbles in the world of words, thoughts and carrots. 5613

SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident, animal-lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 5604 INTELLIGENT, WELL-EDUCATED 40 YO M would love to meet a humble, supportive and fit F who strives for meaning, grace and simplicity in this crazy world. Also, a reply to this ad from a fellow introvert would b especially welcomed! 5602 LIFE IS TOO SHORT, LET’S HAVE SOME FUN! SWM, 43 YO ISO life w/active NS/ND F. I’m into long walks, camping, boating, anything outdoors, bowling, movies, candlelight dinners, cuddling, very affectionate. No head games. Kids OK. 5601 SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING temporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be discussed. Serious respondents, please. 5599 23 YO SWM, WELL-TONED, LIGHT SMOKER, romantic. I enjoy hiking, camping, walking, biking, reading, writing, talking, candlelight dinners, moonlight walks, cuddling in front of a fire or cuddling surrounded by candles. ISO friends or LTR. Similar interests, age 1833. 5596 SWM, HARD-WORKING, FIT, WITTY, faithful, considerate and poetic. I find happiness in her happiness and pleasure in her pleasure. ISO F 25-40 YO who perhaps is ISO me. Wanna share some candles? 5590 RUGGED, ROMANTIC, ON REBOUND. SWM, 41 YO, seeks simple, fun, noncommittal connection w/outgoing, healthy, 30-something lass for rambling conversation and spontaneous adventure. Montpelier-area, snowshoes/skis helpful. Good posture a +. 5572 32 YO SCORPIO SEEKS IN-SHAPE WOMEN who love to be pleased orally. Have a place in Burlington. I am tall, clean cut and easy to get along with. 420 as well. 5570 BOARD ALONE? GROOMED ICONOCLASTIC Euro-hunk seeks mid-week mountain mogul Miss under 40, w/whom to blast the bumps of the Bush and beyond. No pain, no gain. Bring your brain. 5569 SWPM, LIBERAL, VERY WELL-EDUCATED, politically active, unusually fit, 5’11”, 168 lbs, 62 YO. Seeking tall, slender, welleducated NS F, any age, for long 8-9 min. mile runs, strenuous hikes/bicycling/XC ski trips and a possible lifetime of companionship. 5567

women > women STARTLINGLY SEXY AND INTERESTING andro-butch seeks super fine andro/ femme for maddeningly poetic and engaging conversation topped w/a good dollop of whimsy and a modicum of heart. 6012 SWF, 26 YO, SEEKS DOG LOVIN’ DYKE FOR long walks in the woods, thoughtful conversations and Margarita drinking fun. Nerds and geeks welcome. No druggies. 5753 HELLO OUT THERE! PROFESSIONAL W/ many interests: traveling, dining out, movies, videos, quiet nights at home, reading, running, taking classes. Looking for someone to share my interests for friendship, maybe LTR. Let’s meet for coffee or a glass of wine. 5741 SLIM, NS, GF ISO LTR, 40-55 YO, SEEKing “one” who knows what it means to live spiritually/mindfully. Possess depth, extreme intelligence, curiosity, emotional availability/honesty, worldliness, love of wild nature, arts, cinema, reading, music, exotic food, stimulating conversation, reading. 5694 WILD-HAIRED WOOD NYMPH W/STARS in her eyes ISO princess charming to chart her constellations. Me: 30 YO, gregarious, P, fit, femme. Love warmth/outdoors. You: soft butches, impetuosity, beer/wine lover, zeal for life +. Us: avoiding cabin fever. 5607

men > men WHERE ARE THE FETCHING GM? Burlington has many a M, but who dares to step forward w/me, as is. I am 6’2”, brown eyes, dark hair, but still question after many years of living in this town: Is there any one guy who is willing to be fetching to make my heart pound and eyes swirl as is, can you dig? Give this guy a try ‘cause also we don’t need to fess up, just give us a shot at being friends, as the beginning of 2005 enfolds! Go fetch! 6025 GWM, 30 YO, 5”10, 150 LBS, SEEKING someone to be real w/for friendship and relationship. Likes music, good food and wine, cultural events, mind expanding conversations, day and weekend trips romance and snuggling. 5999 ATTRACTIVE 42 YO SGWPM, 5’9”, SLIM. brown/blue. ISO guys 18-45 YO, D/D free for hot sex. Possivle LTR. Guys who are slim and either A, B, H, J. L, N are a +. 5853

SANTA IS COMING AND I’M GETTING lonely. 6’, slightly handicapped, working w/new leg. ISO easy-going, movie-loving, open-minded F for companionship and possible LTR. 5566 30 YO SWPM, ARTIST, SEEKS HIS MUSE. Looking for fun-loving, adventurous spirit for casual times, good conversation and some winter-time fun. Me: 6’, rugged, tattooed, Zen soul. 5518

HI! I'M MAVIS. I AM A SWEET, BEAUTIFUL 6 YEAR OLD female Husky mix looking for just the right folks to call my own. I am a mature lady who is sure of herself and enjoys the companionship of people. I am described by the people here as calm, affectionate, mellow, social, confident, and attentive. I do get along with dogs who don't mind my bossiness. Someone has to be in charge, and as long as they understand that I'm that someone, we'll do fine. I am looking for a family with adults only or with kids 13 and up. This is because I like my things and I don't care to share my things (can you blame me?), and my possessive tendencies can make me seem cranky. I will be looking to my people to help me with this. Will you be mine?

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GWM, 49 YO, PUDGY, CUDDLY, TEDDY bear, very romantic, oral, sensual, bottom. ISO GWM, 30-50 YO, who’s self sufficient and likes who he is. Looks are secondary, the inner man’s what counts. LTR only. 5847 SGWPM, 39 YO, FIT. CITY MOUSE WHO loves the pace and beauty of VT seeks like-minded M, 30-45 YO. Love museums, film and good writing, as well as the outdoors. Looking for a healthy mind/body, an open heart and a gentle spirit. 5833 20 YO WM ISO WM, 18-45 YO FOR friendship or more w/the right person. Me: 5’9, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue-eyes, Tshirt and jeans guy, working in education and finishing college degree. Respond if you will, you won’t be sorry. 5827 SUBMISSIVE 42 YO M LOOKING TO FULfill fantasy. Would love to meet a guy to service while he watches a game. Very oral and long-lasting guy here. 5821 GWM, 5’9”, 190 LBS., LOOKING FOR 18-30 YO M who likes receiving oral. Clean, discreet, size unimportant. Answer all, leave full description, number, call back time. Will travel from St. Albans, Johnson, Montpelier. JSC student a +. 5768 CUMRADES! BI, TRIM M, OVER 60. Oversexed, over 6 inches, goes overboard for tight overalls. Discreet, horny, healthy, versatile, experienced. Enjoys indoor ball games. Thinks good things cum in big packages. Would like to make you cumfortable. 5736 GWPM, 30 YO, SEEKING FELLOW GM, 2030s, to share grounded intellectual conversation, sparkling wit, affection, introspective, leftist world view, appreciation of commitment, desire for family, good boundaries, love of nature, all arts, travel. Me: Italian-build, Scotch-complexion. You: bright, individual. 5703 ANY BLACK OR ASIAN GUYS OUT THERE? I’d like to meet you. Fun, white guy, blonde, pretty, blue-eyes, 5’11”, 190 lbs. Seeking smooth, masculine men of color not into scene. Fun people. I know what I want, you should also. 5692 GWM, 53, 5’5”, DISABLED, TOP ONLY. ISO sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, LTR, poetry in life, fantasy in bed, sci-fi in dreams. No games, just reality here in P’burgh, NY. What have you got to lose? 5600 NEK, BUSY WM ISO ELDERLYISH W gentleman for friendship and occasional caring, rewarding romance. Me: 59, caring and gentle. Give me a call. It may be the important call you always wanted to make. 5593

RED MEAT ANYONE? GOT A FETISH FOR redheads? I know you’re out there. Come bury your face in my golden crotch. I’m gay, single, healthy, attractive, in-shape and fun in bed. Looking for some hot, safe, sensuous winter company. 5586 JIGGLE W/DELIGHT BECAUSE I AM A GM who’s out of sight. Hey guys, that’s suppose to mean “feeling groovy” about the ultimate blind date as is! 6’2”, brown eyes, beard. Jiggle w/delight because you’re gay, too! 5579 GWM, 32 YO, 5’9”, 160 LBS SEEKING generous M to help and spoil me. You be financially secure and understanding. No strings or expectations. Looking for help, support and friendship. No one over 60 YO, please. Discretion is expected. 5517

bi seeking ? 51 YO DCM, 5’10”, 290 LBS. LOOKING for dress up buddy in upstate VT, NY or western NH possibility for hot oral action. 6006 30 YO BIM LOOKING FOR TG, TV FOR first time experience. No strings and discretion is assured. All calls answered. 5856 ARE YOU A RUGGED, HAIRY-CHESTED M? MA, curious, not getting enough at home. Looking for another good-looking, wellhung buddy? Me, too. 5’9”, 175 lbs., 44 YO. Private place between Middlebury and Hinesburg. 4WD a +. 5854 ARE YOU A RUGGED, HAIRY-CHESTED M? MA, curious, not getting enough at home. Looking for another good-looking, wellhung buddy? Me, too. 5’9”, 175 lbs., 44 YO. Private place between Middlebury and Hinesburg. 4WD a +. 5854 HANDSOME, CONGENIAL, ATHLETIC, Chinese American w/bubbling personality and great butt is looking for persons of intellect and beauty for a night of decadence, like good wine, tasty food, soothing music, scintillating small chat, not to mention some carefree physical fun such as 69 or rear French and more. Replay only if you’re genuine and sincere. Good looks and young age can be a +, but not necessary. Jump into 2005 w/new goals, hopes and dreams! 5774 50 YO CD, 5’10”, 210 LBS, LOOKING for M, F, CU. I’m looking for someone to have steady fun with. I have a great pair of legs. I love to dress up. I live in Plattsburgh. 5605 FREE, ACTIVE BIM LIVING IN THE SEA of potentiality on an evolutionary journey on my ascending Kundalini in an attempt to rise above prejudice and hate. Looking for others on like journeys to share experiences with. Anything is possible. 5595

just friends VEGETARIAN, NS, MWCU W/GREAT 7year-old son and puppy. New to VT, looking to meet compatible folks to help our garden of friends grow. We have Eurostyle pastimes: cooking, eating, drinking (moderately), conversing, hiking, music. 5746 DWPM, YOUNG 56 YO, ISO LONG OR short-term mutually beneficial relationship w/part-time girlfriend. Am very healthy, affectionate, trustworthy. Expect same. No games, please. Let’s enjoy each other. 5717 48 YO M SEEKING F FOR WALKING PARTner. Would like company to start getting healthy again. Great conversation. Burlington-area, please. 5609 CARING, LOVING, EASY-GOING M LOVES to chill, read, cook, exercise, outdoors, romance and all musical genres. ISO easygoing fun women for anything and everything from videos, day trips, sunset watching, shopping, going out and soul searching. 5578

“IN GOOD COMPANY”, 1/14 MAJESTIC Theaters, 9:35 p.m. 2nd row from back, sat next to you when you offered to move down a seat. I was struck by your outgoing personality and good looks. Would like to continue convo! 6018

12/18, OUTBACK BAR, 7-ISH. WE LOCKED eyes many times. You: with M companion. Me: with F companion. You: handsome, bright, alert eyes, brush cut, killer smile. Me: thinning atop, glasses. Meet over coffee, beer, dinner? 5985

LAURIE ANDERSON CONCERT: I HELD the door for you on the way out, spoke one word each, our eyes and smiles met but we did not. Would love to know if you liked the show. Please, let’s talk. 6017

MIDDLEBURY I SPY #5697. I HAVE A brown and white dog, please elaborate! 5865

YOU GIRLS THAT GOT FREE FROM THE BIG ‘L’. I spy you from afar but not so far that we can’t have Mimosas over brunch. You all are the bees knees. 6016 I SPY A HOTTIE DRIVING A TICKET RED Audi convertible. Nothing tastes better than your sun dried-tomato alfredo, except your kisses. I love your checkered pants and the shooting stars at Kentie’s. Thanks for the dolphins and the sunshine. Wanna ride? 6015 AM I SNEAKERS GIRL? IF SO, YOU FIXED my size dilemma. Thank you. As for your Gretchen Ross, I’d give it a try if given the chance. 6014

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SEX IS GREAT BUT SO ARE THE MOMENTS after. Burlington-area, 30s, tall , VGL, fit, masculine, versatile/bottom, intelligent, independent, great sense of humor + POZ attitude. Wants masculine, fit, creative, handsome, patient, intelligent, semisecure guy for LTR possibilities. Baggage limits, be real, smell good. 5849

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SAW YOU IN THE VCS. YOU: THE BALDING and aging hunk complaining about the soup spoons. Me: svelte and sassy. You must be a welder, I could smell your hot rod. 6002

YOUR INITIALS: J.B. FORMER CO-OP bulk foods grrl. We flirted over free-pool at 135 more than a year ago and late one karaoke night I offered to fix your Carhartts. I don’t remember what was wrong w/them, but I remember what was right w/you. 6026 1/8, YOU WERE WALKING W/FRIENDS on Main St. I was the one in a black coat w/scarf. You said I was attractive. Tried to find you again that night but was unable to. Dinner or coffee sometime? 6023 YOU CRASHED THE 12TH NIGHT party. We met in front of the fireplace. Remember how warm it felt? Let’s try it in front of my wood stove. I live near your summer place. I found you enchanting on that enchanted evening. 6020

OVER THERE BY THE TOUCHSTONE: Wednesday nights rock no more. Where are you at? Help me Assmaster, Asstaster, Assblastdisast. You’re an Assblaster’s only hope. 6010

WE’VE WALKED OFF INTO THE MOORS but at great cost. Exits and entrances are trivial compared to the enlightenment of knowing that a strongly held belief is far less important if it requires the absence of you. 5864 RANDY FROM RICHMOND: WE MET ON a snowy December Saturday night at Backstage when Run For Cover was playing. You rode w/friends and had to leave early. Enjoyed talking and dancing w/you. Would like to see you again. 5863 UHC TO SHERATON CAB RIDE, TWICE. You live near Killington, blonde and very cute. I must not have been that memorable. Sorry about your troubles, maybe you are not having dinner w/the right guys. Trust your cabbie. 5862 YOU: BLONDE, LUXURIOUS LOCKS, jogging past the Burlington dog park, looking like a sweet angel of innocence but fiery passion. Sometimes you bring your dog, Darwin. Me: enchanted beyond words. Could I interest you in some of my porridge, Goldilocks? 5860 ICE CREAM GIRL: NOBODY GOT SO FAST, so fast. See you on the mountain, speedy. SAMILY, food guy. 5848

KATHERINE, ASPIRING DOC AT CHC. I appreciate a sense of humor as twisted as mine. Coffee or 2-3 nonspecific drinks/ week some time? Crack-addicted tranny boy. 6004

I SPIED A SEXY GARBAGE TRUCK DRIVER guy today. Said he’d “take it any way he gets it”, meaning trash. I was hoping he meant something else. I’d like to change his mind. 5846

UNCOMMON GROUNDS, 1/19. AS I SAT sipping my virgin mocha, I noticed you rolling a joint. Call me for some more 420 action. 6003

VIC: IT’S BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE I saw you leave the Olympiad w/your new M. No good-bye, just moved on. Is your life one big lie? Who really knows you? You broke my heart, but I still miss you. 5845

A SEXY STUDENT TEACHER WHO RENdezvous in parking lots, a Sox fan, a loyal friend, a capable mini-golf opponent. Will you be my Valentine? I miss you and dream of leave. Love you. Keep the faith. 6000 KAREN: WE MEET TUESDAY, 1/18 AT the Monkey. You knew Phil. Wish I had asked for your number. Wanna play pool again? 5998 I SPY A CIVIL WAR SOLDIER WHO LOVES the Sox. You’re even more wonderful then a World Series sweep. 5996 I SAW YOU IN OLD NAVY AND I WANT TO squeeze your cheeks. I said “ooo” but I’m too shy to talk to strangers. I’ll bet your cheeks are gorgeous, girl. Me: beautiful young woman. You: sexy. 5987

I SPY THREE OF THE BEST WOMEN IN the world supporting me through the toughest time I’ve had, each in their own wonderful way. I’ll be back east and we will rock the Casbah like the fiercest of all foxes. 5844 THE JIMMY BUFFET LISTENING GIRL w/the amazing eyes. Accused me of taking all the good records and made me feel bad. You can dig through my crates for whatever you want, or watch Lemony Snickets? 5843 BEAUTIFUL, SMART, WONDERFUL AND amazing. M: I am so glad that we have re-met. 5841 TO THE STRIKING REDHEAD DOUBLE-DATing, 1/1, bar-side in an empty Bangkok Bistro, while I, slender, brown-hair, glasses, talked w/my F friend. Our eyes met more than once. More than coincidental? Or not? You say. 5840

I SPY PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN, exercise, drink beer and are not politically correct. Join the Burlington Hash House Harriers. On-On! 5839

I SPY MY FAVORITE SARDUCCI’S TEXAN chef hanging out by the pizza oven, checking out the action, nibbling on pound cake. 5744

I SPY A WOMAN W/BEAUTIFUL EYES THAT smile. We met briefly in the park. You: walking w/a handsome Andy. Me: w/my pup. Love to see your smile again. 5720

WILMA: THANK YOU FOR FOLDING MY laundry. You saved me a couple of hours of dread. I’ll come after 2 p.m. from now on. You rock! 5837

WE SPY OUR ONE-GLOVED BARTENDER keeping the doctor flowing all night. Maybe someday you will moon walk over to Buck Hunter and show us what you’re working with. 5742

12/31, BARNES AND NOBLE: YOU WORE a white skirt and shoes for NYE and I watched you look away whenever I glanced at you. I wish I had left a note on your windshield. 5719

ROCKY’S PIZZA, WILLISTON, 12/23. We were exchanging glances while I was waiting and you were enjoying friends and family. When I left I discovered some cash in my wiper. While retrieving the cash you came over and said that you thought it was your friend’s truck. 5739

TO MY KLEZHOBO: HERE’S TO 2+ YEARS of our strange and beautiful Flamenco, Tarantella, Salsa, Tango. I’ll dance w/you anywhere, baby, from the Mediterranean sunsets of Cabo de Gata to the dive bars of Savannah. Te quiero. 5718

1/8, TANGERINE DREAM. STILL PAINTING your first solo apt? I mixed the color for you and wanted to ask for your number. I don’t think I’ve ever seen eyes like yours before. 5834 COLLEEN ON THE BEANE TRAIL, 1/9. I have a very funny (read tragic!) story about your phone call. Suffice it to say I don’t have your number, though I tried a few. Please call and we can try the skiing and beer thing a second time. 5829 1/8, I WAS YOUR CASHIER AT ESSEX Hannaford’s. We chatted about the upcoming George Clinton show. I got my ticket, what’s your deal? 5826 I SPY A LOVELY WINGED, PAINTED fairy goddess who always appears when I fall down and go boom! Thank you, lady. And may your family be blessed. 5825 HOT, SILVER VW PASSAT ON COLCHESTER Ave. from Winooski, 1/11. W/an even hotter guy sitting shottie. My brown eyes caught some of your sunny smiles from the rearview. 5824 A FEW FUNNY MOMENTS, BULGARIAN Donna Summer song and interested glances at Balkan Pearls, 1/8, around noon. Me: 6’, trim guy, tortoise shell glasses, w/F friend. You: brunette, solo. I’d like to introduce myself. 5823 TALL, HANDSOME, BLUE-EYED, SENSUAL M behind Ben & Jerry’s counter. Would love to show you the action my forearm can do. Name tag says “Thomas”. Mmm...drinks? 5819 SNEAKERS GIRL: YOU LIGHT ME UP W/ your smile and those blues. Wish I met you years ago. Thanks for being patient. Wanna be my Gretchen Ross? 5757 LEXI: THANK YOU FOR BEING THERE FOR me during this difficult time. Don’t deny me the happiness of being in your life. 5756 TO THE CUTE WOMAN BEHIND THE cheese counter at City Market. I think you’re dreamy. 5752 NECTAR’S, 12/17. YOU: DARK HAIR, great smile and smokin’. Forget about chopping wood, jump under the covers and let me keep you warm this winter. 5751 PRICE CHOPPER, 12/16. VERY ATTRACTIVE African American guy drives silver/gray compact car. We have run into each other several times while shopping, saw you at light chatting w/F in next lane. I have a Christmas wish. 5749 TALL, DARK, HANDSOME POLICE OFFICER at the Square Mall. I spied on you on 12.20, your uniform makes me crazy. I investigated and learned you are only 20 years old. 5747 12/22, U MALL. YOU: YOUNG, BLONDE, F wearing a bright green shirt, black jacket tied around your waist, w/a girlfriend. I need to see you again! Me: By Bon-Ton, in black Northface. 5745

I SPY ATTRACTIVE TIMES ARGUS WRITER at my gym in Central VT. Been checking you out for a while, not sure how to approach you. Want to know your situation, very interested! 5737 I SPY “MEETING FOR THE 100TH TIME”. I’ve been out of town. If it’s me, who’s our unsuspecting mutual friend? If correct, I’ll share my dreams w/you on that corner sometime soon. 5734 I ALREADY MISS THOSE HOTTIES AT Penny Cluse. The smiles, small talk, Angie’s sarcasm, the goldfish, Halloween costumes, birthday singing and damn Helen’s hug, who knew? Always made my day. And the food is the best anywhere. 5732 I SPY ELECTRIC BLUE VW BEETLE AND its good lookin’ driver w/fur hat and nonmatching moon boots at Pine St. market, 12/29. Let’s have some wine and cheese if you’re not attached! 5731 I SPY ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS and Trinity hanging in VT. Miss you guys, can’t wait to see you this summer. Right now still stuck in Texas. 5730 I SPY A NEW WOMAN IN CHARGE. I’M looking at JK not GS. The golden dome is in exceptionally smart, savvy, talented, gifted, (not to mention beautiful) hands. All Vermonters should be thankful and our state will be better off. 5729 I SPY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. CUTE Ashley’s driver, sexy blue-eyes, crazy brown-hair, steal your face tattoo. Meet me on top of Rhino Mountain for your wildest dreams to come true. 5728 12/6 CHRISTMAS TREE SHOP, WILLISTON. You: a very beautiful WF w/mother? Helped me find an ornament. I went into store again just to see your smile as we talked in check-out line. Wow! Please respond. 5725 JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE, I’D DO ANYthing that you wanted me to. When all is said and done, I’d never count the cost; it’s worth all that’s lost, just to see you smile! 5724 EGGS AT THE DINER OR SKATING TWO BY two. You light my spark w/your shit eatin’ grin. Find me where the chickens are roostin’ and I’ll let you ruffle my feathers. 5722

NICE SMILE SPOTTED AT SOUTH BURLINGton Price Chopper, 12/22. You: tan/green jacket w/basket of oranges, smiling and laughing at the CU ahead of us in line. Me: shy redhead w/cookies, wishing I said “hi”. Coffee? Would like to see that smile again! 5712 BONNIE: YOU LIKED MY GUERNICA SHIRT. Radio Bean, NYE. I’ll explain my MasterCard commercial reference if you’ll continue discussing the difference between Samba and Salsa. I’m not attached, are you? 5710 I SPY A SILLY BASS-PLAYING, ADdesigning, power-tool obsessed shaggy dog. O’ dear sweet magnanimous Michael, how did I get born so lucky to spend my days with you? 5707 MERMAN ROB, LONG TIME, NO TALK. I miss hearing your talk. Did you have a change of heart? You always have a place in mine. Give me a ring, you beautiful, groping, grouper. 5706 NYE AT HIGHER GROUND: I FELT MAGIC as we walked by each other. You introduced yourself as Nicole and I introduced myself as Kevin. I turned to look but you were gone. You have a great smile, I would love to see again. 5705 NEW YEAR’S: YOU WERE THE HOCKEY ref and Red Sox fan. You were very patient while I kept complaining about my tired feet. Thanks so much for the ride home. Call if you want to meet up some time! 5704 GOOD-BYE BITCHY/SASSY BRAZIL/SOUTH America bound waitress at Julio’s. Have fun wearing those nipple clamps. I don’t know if Latino guys like nipple clamps but watch out for Julio Iglesias. Los clampos niplos. Wear them like you mean it. 5702 I SPY AN OLD FRIEND, SAGE, AT HUNGER Mountain Co-op, but lost her number. She was wise enough to look me up, yet I’m hoping she’ll call back because the number she left for just me ain’t right. 5701 WOMAN AT AKE’S PLACE, 1/2 FOR NFL Sunday. You said “hi” and I said “hello” back. We’ve seen one another there before. That’s your brother you’re with, right? Hope you don’t mind that I stare. Cute smile. 5700

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couples seeking... MID-30S CU. SEXY, CLEAN AND FUN, looking for BIF for a night of fun. Must be clean. 6024 WPCU, 40S, ISO BIM FOR DISCREET, pleasurable fun. Seeking fit, open-minded guy who likes to give and take both top and bottom action. Disease and drug free, please. Experienced guys only. No first timers. 6019 WCU SEEKS BIF, 18-30 YO TO SHARE steady, intimate fun w/her. 5’1”, 119 lbs. Him: 5’10”, 180 lbs. Looking for openminded, fun, oral and discreet. 5992 VERY HAPPY CU SEEKING BIF FOR EROTIca. Him: 5’7”, 190 lbs., oral participation only. Her: 5’9”, 170 lbs. We are NS, D/D free and expect same. No games, no commitment, just fun w/height/weight proportionate lady. Discretion is a must! 5832 MACU LOOKING FOR OTHER CU’S IN THE Burlington/Colchester-area for friendship and more, if possible. Me: BI. Him: S. If interested, leave us a message. 5820 LISTEN YOU BASTARDS, SWING PARTY game. Here’s how: answer a question right, you come in, wrong and gone! Second question right get naked? Third right bang anyone in the room you want. Also this is a costume party. Be outrageous! 5773 43 YO M LOOKING TO HAVE THREESOME w/CU oral on both. Like to watch and to be watched. Very open-minded. Burlington-area only. Have girlfriend, would join in on fun. 5771 ATTRACTIVE CU LOOKING FOR OUTGOING F interested in playing around, getting to know each other, w/possible long-term friendship. Him: 5’9”, 150 lbs., large animal vet. Her: 5’5”, 130 lbs., farm worker. 5611

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SPACEFINDER 4 housing for rent BOLTON VALLEY: 1-bedroom, completely renovated, 1stfloor, gas heat, lease. $900/mo. + utils. + dep. + refs. Call Kevin, 401-845-9220 or Marcia, 434-4051, leave message. BRISTOL: Newly renovated 1and 2-bedroom apts. avail. 2/1 in lovely Victorian. Walk to downtown shops. $700/mo. + $800/mo. NS/pets. Refs. req. Call 802-453-4401. BRISTOL VILLAGE: 1-bedroom, new renovation, offstreet parking, gas heat, very clean, NS/pets, basement storage. $650/mo. + utils. Avail 2/4. Call leasing agent, 453-5841. BURLINGTON: 1, 2, 3, 4-bedroom apts avail. 6/1. Close to downtown/colleges. 363-3120. BURLINGTON: 1, 2, 3, 7-bedroom apts. avail. 6/1. Downtown. Call for details, 324-6593. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown, corner of ChurchMain St. 3rd-floor, private living, kitchen appliances, security system, sprinklered building. NS/cats/dogs. $750/mo. 434-3749. BURLINGTON: 190 Park St. Sunny, 3-bedroom duplex. Hdwd, new carpet, D/W, W/D. Off-street parking, yard, walk to downtown. Pets neg. $1050/mo. +. 802-363-6061. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, bright, central, large living room, newer carpet, gas heat, low utils. $925/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182, call anytime, until 11 p.m. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, clean, modern unit. Gas heat, off-street parking, W/D. Firstfloor + basement. Old North End. Avail. immediately. NS. $895/mo. + utils. 864-9344. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, newly remodeled, parking, close to downtown. Avail. immediately. $750/mo. + utils. + dep. 658-1271. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Victorian Hill Section home. Spectacular lake and ADK views, private, spacious. W/D. Walk to everything. Avail. 2/1. $1200/mo. 578-9093. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. on upper North St. Offstreet parking. $1200/mo. Avail immediately. 802363-0273. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house on .5-acre in New North End. Freshly painted/updated. W/D, fireplace, gas heat, garage and carport. NS. Pets neg. Avail. immediately. $1650/mo. + utils. 862-7580. BURLINGTON: 55 South Willard, large, exquisite 1-bedroom in beautiful Victorian house, off-street parking, NS/no pets. Lease, refs. $1200/mo. Avail. now. 879-6493.

BURLINGTON: All avail. now, Downtown 3-bedroom w/hdwd, porch, parking. $1125/mo. + or 2-bedroom condo w/decks. $1100/mo. +. South End 2-bed $795/mo. 3bedroom, hdwd. $1125/mo. +. Pearl St. 3-bedroom. $1350/ mo. Heated. 2-bedroom, $950/mo. Hheated. 1-year lease. No dogs. Red E Rentals, 860-464.1 BURLINGTON: Apts., great locations, all shapes, all sizes, parking, W/D, avail. 6/1. Call Rick, 864-3430. BURLINGTON: Beautiful 3bedroom townhouse. 2.5-bath, fireplace, garage, beach rights, W/D, bike path, pool. Pet negotiable, flex lease, NS. Avail 3/1. $1550/mp. +. 434-2030. BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4 bedroom apts for rent. Burlington/Winooski-area. Avail. immediately. $575-$1300/mo. 864-4449. BURLINGTON: Bright, spacious 1.5-bedroom apt. downtown, w/parking. Large living room, eat-in kitchen w/pantry and lots of cabinet space. Built-in china closet, full bath incl. claw foot tub. Secondfloor, two porches, summer greenery, winter lake view, Avail. 2/1. $885/mo. + utils. Gas heat. NS/no pets. 802863-3268. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 862-2680. BURLINGTON: Classic 1-bedroom. Own entrance, laundry facility, near UVM green. Avail. immediately. $795/mo. + utils. 425-2239. BURLINGTON: Come see! 215 Elmwood Ave. 3-4 bedroom house, 1.5-bath, newly renovated. Large yard. Gas heat. New appliances. W/D hook-up. Avail. 2/1. $1400/mo. + utils. 764-2363. BURLINGTON: Cozy 2-bedroom apt. Close to downtown. $750/ mo. Refs. + dep. 899-4908. BURLINGTON: Downtown 1bedroom, $675/mo. +. 2-bedroom, $795/mo. +. 3-bedroom w/hdwd, porch, 1-car parking, $1150/mo. + or Pearl St. 3bedroom, $1350/mo., heated. South End, 2-bedroom, $800/mo. + or 3 bedroom, $1125/mo. +. Avail. now. 1year lease. No dogs. Red E Rentals, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Elmwood Ave. 1-bedroom, 1-bath, storage, winter parking, gas heat, no pets. $575/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Ethan Allen Parkway. 3-bedroom apt. Parking. $1050/mo. Avail now. 324-0119. BURLINGTON: Great 6-7 bedroom houses avail. June 1. Good locations and amenities. Terry, 617-242-9335.

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BURLINGTON: Great deal. 2bedroom condo, heat incl. Super view, indoor parking, W/D, D/W, pool. $1100/mo. 233-1783. BURLINGTON: Immaculate 23 bedroom apt. Hdwd, D/W, W/D, heated basement, storage, yard, parking, garage. Pets negotiable, N/S. $1150/mo., heat incl. 651-5310. BURLINGTON: Large 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts. 1-block from UVM. Lease + dep. 3 16-6955. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, 2nd-floor, hdwd, large enclosed porch + deck, washer hook-up, parking. Avail. now. $1100/mo. +. Burlington: 2bedroom, 2nd-floor, renovated, nice deck, parking. Avail. 3/1. $800/mo. +. Burlington: Large 3-bedroom, 1st-floor, hdwd, deck, parking. Avail. 4/1. $1150/mo. +. Pets neg. 8930000, Marcou Real Estate. BURLINGTON: Lower Church St. Lovely 1-bedroom apt. w/large porch. No pets. $750/mo. + utils. + lease + dep. 862-1463. BURLINGTON: Near UVM, upper North St. 2-bedroom, storage, parking, big yard. W/D (not coin). Heat/hot water incl. Avail. 6/1. $950/mo. 863-2749. rklyman@pshift.com BURLINGTON: Northshore condo. Avail. 3/1. 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, fireplace, gas heat, W/D, garage. $1500/ mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Small, quiet efficiency downtown. $400/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/1. 660-2735.

BURLINGTON: South End, Catherine St. Comfortable 3bedroom, 1-bath duplex in quiet family neighborhood. 3levels w/large, gabled 3rdfloor master bedroom, wall-towall carpet, no dogs, gas heat, large yard, driveway, remodeled kitchen. $1250/mo. Free heat for the rest of the winter. Lease + refs. + dep. 660-8957. BURLINGTON: South End. Large 2-bedroom unit w/garage. Gas heat. Avail. 1/1. NS/no pets. $1000/mo. + utils. Call 658-6252. BURLINGTON: Studio. $695/ mo. Heat/hot water incl. Offstreet parking. Central downtown, close to Church St. NS/no pets. Avail. now. 203457-0028. BURLINGTON: Studio. Top of Church St. Eat-in kitchen, new bath, many closets, parking. $705/mo. incl. heat. 872-0035. BURLINGTON: Sunny and convenient King St. studio. Hdwd and several new features. Avail. 2/1/. $650/mo. + utils. Please call 578-6013 or 999-8663. BURLINGTON: Two 2-bedroom apts avail. immediately. $1050/mo. 363-3120. BURLINGTON: Two efficiencies on Church St. $525/mo. + utils. and $475/mo. + utils. 1bedroom on Colchester Ave., $675/mo. + utils. No pets. 863-9656. CHARLOTTE: Peaceful country living mins. from Burlington. 1st-floor or renovated farmhouse. 1-bedroom. Car port, snow removal incl. NS/dogs. $750/mo. + utils. + dep. 6mo. lease w/possible extension. Please call 425-5797.

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NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

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SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dogfriendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

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CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250.

MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylake front.com.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

BURLINGTON: 5 unit building, 32 Grove St. Walk to UVM/Winooski, very solid building. Renovated 1985 w/kitchens and baths, wiring, plumbing, rear decks w/river views, parking. Three large 2-bedroom units, two 3-bedroom units. Vermont Independent Properties, $475,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, 860-4641.

WAITSFIELD: Light filled w/open-floor plan, this totally renovated 1-bedroom, 2-bath home. Adjacent guest cottage has radiant floor heating w/screened porch overlooking Mad River. Long mountain views from two decks and extensive gardens w/paths to the river. $395,000. Call 496-7133.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling "lighthouse" home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 11/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

HINESBURG: 1 large bedroom, 1-bath. Open floor plan. Windows! Adirondack views. Stone patio. 1.5-car garage. 1/3-acre +.25 mins. to Burlington. $198,000. 802-482-5202

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2- bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit. 10 Browns Court, close to Church. 4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency with deck, parking. Charming, updated, income producing, never vacant. $385,000. Call 863-2307.

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www.getahome.org COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom basement apt. Kitchen-area, 1/2-bath, plenty of parking/ storage. All utils. incl., cable. $700/mo. NS. Pets OK upon approval. 660-0400, ask for Ann. COLCHESTER: 3-bedroom, 1bath, large yard, shed for extra storage, W/D, pets OK. $1250/ mo. Call Eric, 363-8776. COLCHESTER: Cozy 2-bedroom cottage on Malletts Bay. Enclosed yard, W/D hook-up, 12 mins. to Burlington. $1000/mo. + utils. Incl. winter plowing and summer boat mooring. 496-3029. COLCHESTER: Park caretaker, 2-bedroom, reduced rent in exchange for hours worked at public park. Daily dawn and dusk gate tending, parking lot management, light maintenance. Send work history to W-PD, Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, VT 05401. 8635744. wvpd@sover.net. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom, 1-bath condo for rent, unfurnished, 1-car parking, recently updated, W/D, pool/tennis. $1100/mo. Avail. 2/1. Sarah, 655-3333, ext. 30. ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom, hdwd and tile floors, 2nd-floor, 2 entries and porches. Recently renovated, offstreet parking, large kitchen, gas heat. $1000/mo. +. Pets considered. 578-8525. GRAND ISLE: 2-bedroom, lake front cottages, west-facing properties, great sunsets! All utils. incl. Avail. now through May. Call for details, 372-8229 or 233-3663. HINESBURG: 1+bedroom studio apt. Quiet, wooded, country setting. Ideal for artists, writers or outdoor lovers. Partially furnished. Heat/ power/high-speed Internet incl. $850/mo. 482-3137. HINESBURG: 1-bedroom duplex, large yard, garage. 10 miles to Burlington. $575/mo. Call 482-2894. JERICHO VILLAGE: Charming studio w/loft. Large garden. Pet possible. Avail. 2/1. $750/mo. + utils. 899-4209. MIDDLEBURY: New 2-bedroom in 2-story duplex w/full basement, W/D hook-up, hdwd, 1.5-bath, conveniently located off Court St. Incl. water/sewer/rubbish. $850/mo. 453-5782. MONTPELIER: Rent or share. Cool, large, historic home w/yard in great in-town neighborhood. 3-4 bedroom, lots of light, extras. Room: $460/mo. or house: $1400/mo. 223-1827. RICHMOND: Excellent duplex, country-setting, nice yard, 5 minutes to Interstate. 2+ bedroom, 2-bath, 2-levels, large renovated kitchen, D/W, full freezer, hook-ups, privacy, trails, river, views. NS/pets. $1200/mo. + utils. 865-4399.

Call Brandy 864-2620 RICHMOND: Two furnished condos avail. immediately for short-term rent. 2-3 bedroom, $1300/mo. 1-bedroom studio, $800/mo. NS/pets. 355-1187. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. W/D, carport w/storage, pool, tennis, no dogs. Avail. 2/1. $975/mo. + utils. 479-2054. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Cardinal Woods condo/townhouse. 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath, all appliances, inexpensive monitor heat, quiet. NS/pets. $1100/mo. + dep. Avail. 2/1. 651-1615. SOUTH BURLINGTON: New condo. 3-bedroom, hdwd, 2.5bath, 1-car attached garage, all appliances, W/D, full basement. NS/pets. $1400/mo. +. Avail now. 233-2969. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Queen City Park, 2-bedroom, 2-bath house. Wood floors, new renovations, garage, shed. NS. $1400/mo. Call Barb, 8621567. SOUTH HERO: Vintage ranch house on lake. 3-bedroom. $1250/mo. 372-5257. WAITSFIELD: Beautifully furnished house and guest cottage on Mad River w/views, private and secluded. House has 1-bedroom, 2-bath, sleeps 4. Cottage sleeps 4, 1-bath. $2000/mo. 496-7133. To see pictures, check out http:// www.madriverfarm.com to see Overlook and cottage. WATERBURY: 2-bedroom + den/office, new duplex rental, pastoral-setting, seconds to Exit 10, 1.5-bath, all new appliances, patio, heated-tile floors. 5-star energy rating. 1200 sq. ft. $1250/mo. + utils. 244-6111. WATERBURY CENTER: 2-bedroom apt in quiet, smoke-free building on 2 acres. One-mile to I-89. Fireplace, parking, W/D on premises. $600/mo. + util. First + last + sec. 355-8979. WILLISTON: Avail. 2-bedroom, finished basement. $850/mo. + utils. + dep. No pets. Lease + refs. End unit. 862-5474. WINOOSKI: 150-year-old house w/livability of 2005. 10 mins from UVM. 2-story + basement. 3-bedroom, living room, den, 3-season porch, sun room, large eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-up. On hill w/large yard, front and back. New wiring, plumbing, windows, insulation, sheet rock, flooring, bathroom. Gas heat. Sunny, cozy and tight. $1300/ mo. + utils. NS/no pets. 862-3392. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. on West St. Parking, yard, newly repainted, storage shed. Pets OK. $900/mo. + utils. 734-1050 WINOOSKI: 26 East Spring. 3-bedroom, 2nd-floor. $800/mo. + utils. + dep. or $985/mo. utils. incl. Avail. 2/1. 355-1011.

commercial props. BURLINGTON: 208 Flynn Ave. 1425 sq. ft. w/offices/conference room/sky light/kitchen/ hdwd/brick/exposed structure and duct. 15’ high wood ceilings. Cool place to be. Great neighbors (Propeller/Select/Gravis/Karhu/Line/Neos. Avail. immediately. Call Dave, 316-6452. BURLINGTON: 208 Flynn Ave., Flynndog Building. 1440 sq. ft. studio, lower level. Great light, cool space. Avail. immediately. $800/mo. Call Dave, 316-6452. BURLINGTON: Sublet at 192 College St. Approx. 590 sq. ft. Rent negotiable. Call Bruce, 802-442-3114. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1879 Williston Rd., behind All American Fitness. Tin Box Properties has newly renovated commercial/industrial/retail space. 1890 sq. ft. Exposed structure/ductwork. Pick your finishes and move in. Avail. now. Call Dave, 316-6452.

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office space BRISTOL VILLAGE: Main St. Ground floor, approx. 400 sq. ft. Off-street parking, other possibilities; studio. $400/mo. utils. incl. Avail now. Call leasing agent, 453-5841. BURLINGTON: 39 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft. Close to downtown. $400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450. MIDDLEBURY: Convenient Court St. location. Completely renovated, ample parking. For information call 453-5782. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 500 sq. ft. prime office location on busy Williston Rd. New construction, clean upgraded interior. Many possibilities: office, retail, massage studio, etc. $525/mo. utils. incl. Immediate availability. 264-9612. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Professional office space for lease. 650 sq. ft. Street level w/ample parking. Great location near municipal offices. Please call 658-6100 or 800-639-7113. WILLISTON: 256 sq. ft. Professional office space. South Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable-access, ample parking, great location. Psychologists/builder/graphic designer - current tenants. Call for details, 860-2211.

space for rent ART SPACE AVAIL. in the Green Door Studio. $250/mo. Avail. 2/1. Join an active community of artists. Incl. access to darkroom. Talk to Lydia or Drew, 658-0307. BOLTON: Route 2 garage/workshop. Heated, 1200 sq. ft., 10 ft. door. Reinforced loft (900 sq. ft.) $700/mo. Cold storage avail. - cheap. 363-2177. BURLINGTON: Artist space. Bright, friendly. Join other artists. Heated, A/C, parking, convenient location. $375/mo. Call Andy, 864-6838. PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air conditioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070. WINOOSKI: First mo. 1/2 off. Totally renovated w/charm, large 2+ bedroom w/office in upstairs/downstairs apartment. Private porch entrance, brand-new flooring, brand-new appliances, brand-new natural gas heaters. Pets neg., offstreet parking and garage space avail. NS. Water/trash/ yard care/snow removal incl. $1050/mo. 233-1556. Avail. 2/1. WINOOSKI: First-floor of renovated duplex. 4-bedroom, living room, kitchen, front porch, large basement, W/D, ample parking, storage shed, nice street. Avail. 1/1-5/31, lease option after that. $1300/mo. + utils. Incl. trash pick-up/water/ sewer. 660-1808 or 655-5220, leave message. WINOOSKI: Large 3-bedroom, ground floor apt. Lots of storage, clean, off-street parking. Near police station. $1175/mo. + utils. 888-7738 or 253-8333. WINOOSKI: Look! 4-bedroom apt. at 3-bedroom price. Convenient location. Won’t last! 316-1912 or 864-9595. WINOOSKI: Sunny 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath cape w/big yard, deck, off-street parking, gas heat. Pets negotiable, NS. Flex lease, Sec 8 OK. Close to hospital/colleges. Avail 2/7. $1300/mo. +. 434-2030. WINOOSKI/COLCHESTER LINE: Spacious 1-bedroom, completely remodeled, new appliances, hdwd, garage storage, safe, quiet area. Pets neg. $700/mo. incl. heat. 878-7736.

sublets BURLINGTON: F subletter wanted for 1-bedroom in 2bedroom condo w/prof. F and dog. Avail. immediately - 6/1. Walk to lake, short drive downtown. NS/no pets. $550/mo. incl. utils. Karen, 862-4944.

BURLINGTON: Subletter needed. M/F needed to live w/3 female, laid back, college students. 2-kitchens/bathrooms/living rooms. Pearl St. February - June. $450/mo., very negotiable. Emily, 607760-7311.

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ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains. Beach/ l ake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985. BURLINGTON: 5-unit building, 32 Grove St. Walk to UVM/Winooski, very solid building. Renovated 1985 w/kitchens and baths, wiring, plumbing, rear decks w/river views, parking. Three large 2bedroom units, two 3-bedroom units. Vermont Independent Properties, $475,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, 860-4641. CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/ hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250. COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Adorable 3-bedroom ranch in great neighborhood, mins to IBM. Renovated kitchen/appliances, new vinyl siding, hdwd, fireplace, bonus room and workshop in basement. Large back yard, garage, oil heat. $203,900, brokers welcome. 434-2030. HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wrap-around porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537. JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta @msn.com. MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylake front.com. MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

This lovely lakefront 2-bdrm home with an additional 2-3 bdrm cottage is within walking distance of the ferry. $290,000. Call 518-570-9593 or lise@duley-realtor.com NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, hemlock floors and wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093. NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802877-2724. NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, waterheater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919. OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646. SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802985-3617. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dogfriendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki. UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727. Additional info a www.picket fencepreview.com.

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land for sale ESSEX JUNCTION: Build your home on this deep 135â€™ x 70â€™ lot â€œwith characterâ€?. Quiet, stable neighborhood near Rte. 15. Convenient to I-89/ Winooski/Burlington. Mature trees, ornamental shrubs, garden potential. $69,900. 4253551 or 318-2708.

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BURLINGTON: Big room in 3bedroom. Lots of space, porch, shed. $400/mo. + utils. Old North End. Call Chris, 999-6519. COLCHESTER: Room w/private bath, kitchen, W/D, parking. $450/mo. all utils. incl. Avail. now in a deluxe 14x70 mobile home located in Breezy Acres Mobile Home Park. Responsible NS male. 862-7386. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom on Spear St. Close to UVM. Seeking quiet, responsible F. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. 356-5706. WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $200/weekly. Maggieâ€™s Inn, 324-7388 or 324-3291 or dilee63@ yahoo.com.

housemates BURLINGTON: Roommate share w/young professional couple. Large bedroom, full bath, large kitchen w/amenities, parking. $400/mo. + 1/2 util. Cable/cable Internet incl. NS. 801-367-2068 BURLINGTON: 1 room avail. in 2-bedroom apt. off Shelburne Rd., near rotary. Off-street parking, hdwd, W/D, nice neighborhood. NS/pets. $500/mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. Call 310-9612. BURLINGTON: 52 Hickok St. Great location, 7 min. walk to campus. 1-bedroom in 3-bedroom. Off-street parking. $400/mo. incl. utils. 45â€? flat screen, leather furniture. 989-9137. BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean house near UVM. Music, art and gay friendly. Our cats hate dogs. Avail. now. $450/ mo. + share utils. 660-8200. BURLINGTON: House in pretty hill section, near Redstone Campus, UVM, South Park, bus line one block away. Off-street parking, garage, full bath, laundry, TV room/fireplace, kitchen use, bed and furnishings avail. NS/no pets. Avail. immediately. $520/mo. utils incl. 658-7477. BURLINGTON: Lesbian looking for same. Must be pet friendly. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom home. Off North Ave. Pets neg. $500/mo. incl. utils. 864-2784. BURLINGTON: Looking for F roommate to share 3-bedroom apt. downtown. $325/mo. incl. parking + utils. Call 598-0034. BURLINGTON: M/F to share house. Private bedroom, quiet neighborhood, near downtown/ busline. Basement, yard, W/D, off-street parking. Must be dog friendly. $450/ mo. + util. Nate, 318-2679. BURLINGTON: One room, three-bedroom apt. Old North End. Large kitchen, huge utility/art space. $350/mo. + utils. Chris 999-6519

BURLINGTON: One unfurnished bedroom in large co-op apt. Flynn Ave. Share w/male prof/progressive. Mature, clean, friendly, organic, NS/pets. $350 + utils. 578-9218 BURLINGTON: One-bedroom for rent in four-bedroom apt. Parking and laundry available. Female only. $450/mo + utils. 203-994-6198. BURLINGTON: Prof./grad. to share large, bright 3-bedroom co-ed flat. Upper King St., close to downtown. Great space, porch, back deck, sunroom. W/D, parking, hardwood floors. Sublet 2/1-5/31. $500/mo. + utils. 652-0783 or 324-8148. BURLINGTON: Quiet, considerate NS M or F to share spacious, clean, hdwd two bedroom apt. Walk to downtown, parking. Avail. now. $550/mo. Incl. heat. 598-1929. BURLINGTON: Room for rent in clean, renovated four-bedroom apt.; off-street parking; washer/dryer; North End; walk to colleges, downtown, lake; $575/mo. utils incl. Craig, 203-339-5751 BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to share a clean, quiet, North End 2-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, close to downtown, pets OK. $412/mo. + utils. Avail. any time after 2/1. F preferred. Call 864-5344. BURLINGTON: Seeking laidback Grad/Prof to share 3-bedroom house. $460/mo. + 1/3 utils + $500.00 dep. Avail immed. 1/4 mile to downtown. W/D, fully equipped kitchen, gas heat and h/w. A/C, fireplace, porch, yard, piano, storage, high speed wireless, cat, and fish. John: 598-2961, Chris: 734-0400 or 865-0666 BURLINGTON: South Winooski St. Very nice room avail. w/private bath, shared living/kitchen w/prof. F. Wood floors, W/D, off-street parking for 1-car. $600/mo. incl. heat/elec. 496-4406. BURLINGTON: Third roommate needed 2/1 for 3-bedroom carriage house near hospital/UVM. $400/mo. incl. W/D, plentiful off-street parking. 310-9744. BURLINGTON: To share 2bedroom, 3-level condo in New North End. M/F, W/D, parking, storage, spacious, private. Avail immediately. $525/mo. + 1/2 utils. 999-4626. CHARLOTTE: Share house on Spear St. w/grad. student. large bedroom, large yard, garden, great view, W/D, pets neg. $550/mo. incl. utils. 363-1345. COLCHESTER: Roommate wanted to share 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. M/F, NS/pets. $450/mo. + utils. Call 863-4732. ESSEX JUNCTION: Townhouse. Ideal central location, close to Rte. 15 and IBM. NS/pets. W/D, off-street parking. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 872-0899.

HINESBURG: F pref. to share country home. Near xc-ski, mtn. bike area. W/D, hot tub. Most pets OK. $375/mo. + 1/3 utils. 482-7089. HINESBURG: NS, 2-bedroom, 2-bath, deck, w/mountain views, garage, 2-acres. DSL. $475/mo. utils. incl. 999-8109. HINESBURG: Share huge, graceful country colonial, good energy, large windows, wrap-around porch, W/D, lush acreage, greenhouse, party/ pet-less, smoke/drug-free, sweet, responsible tenants. $450-$550/mo., pictures. 4824995 or LaCasa DeSuenos@aol.com. MILTON: Looking for laidback, responsible, prof. roommate in 3-bedroom house. $400/mo. + utils. Lease neg. Avail now. Call for details, 734-7497. MORRISTOWN CORNERS: You get a private bedroom, private bath and walk-in closet, + use of modern kitchen, fireplace, living area and 6.5 beautiful, wild acres w/woods and streams, perfect for single. Please, NS! $600/mo. incl. all + garage space. Req. dep. + refs and a sense of humor! Call 802-279-1638. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom condo. D/W. W/D, high-speed Internet. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 862-8017. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent. Prof. F. NS/pets. W/D. $500/mo. incl. utils. 864-9647. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to share nice 2-bedroom apt. Excellent location. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Incl. parking/trash/ water. Has lots of storage and huge yard. 862-2298, ask for Dan. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/ mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215. WATERBURY: House to share. 3-bedroom, 2-bath. Good privacy, great location. Includes all utils.TV and Internet, heat, A/C, local phone, everything. Would like an educated individual, 25-50, to share my home .$550/mo., neg. 2448578 or 476-7351. WILLISTON: NS M to share house in quiet, country-setting. All amenities incl. heat/water. $650/mo. + 1/2 utils. 872-8390. WILLISTON: Prof. M to share 2-bedroom condo. $475/mo. incl. all. 878-7043. WINOOSKI: Housemate desired for funky house. Offstreet parking, W/D. Must be NS, considerate, responsible, pet-friendly and veg-friendly. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Terry, 324-4019 for more info.

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BRISTOL: 30 mins to Burlington. 4-bedrooms, 1.5bath, dining room, living room and family room w/ fireplace, appliances incl. Garage, pool w/ deck. Refs, NS, sec. dep. Avail. 12/15. $1600/mo. + utils. 453-2838.

WINOOSKI: Room for rent in cozy, quiet household. 5 mins. to Burlington. Seeking prof. roommate, 25 +, with no pets, F pref. Large bedroom avail. 2bath, 2-living rooms, plenty of living space and storage in attic and basement. $375/mo. + 1/5 utils. A must see. Serious inquiries only. Call 802-324-8829.

homeshare BURLINGTON: Unique home share. Fully furnished, cozy, private, peaceful place in New North End. Sorry, no pets. Short or long-term. $650/mo. +. 862-4129.

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feng shui FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Change your surroundings, change your life! Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802496-2306, cwheelock@feng shuivermont.com, www.feng shuivermont.com.

general health LIGHTHEART HEALING ARTS: Maureen short. Physical, emotional, mental and spiritual issues. Healing sessions in peaceful sanctuary in the forest. 802-453-4433. New Haven, VT. www.Lightheart.net.

VIAGRA: $2.40/dose. Cialis available. Lowest price refills guaranteed! Call PBG, we can help! Nonprofit organization. Toll-free: 866-579-8545. (AAN CAN)

hand/arm health MUSICIANS/COMPUTER USERS: Eliminate pain. Learn to coordinate the positioning and movement of your fingers, hands and arms. Gain accuracy, speed, ease. Alison Cheroff, concert pianist, Taubman Approach. 802-454-1907.

hypnotherapy HYPNOSIS. YES. IT WORKS. Effective for smoking cessation, weight loss, motivation, stress management and more! Call Kristin Watson, Certified Hypnotherapist, at Pathways to WellBeing, 862-8806 x 2.

massage A GIFT TO YOURSELF or to a loved one during this winter season is to get a relaxing massage. Book a massage and get the second massage 1/2 price (which can be used for yourself or for someone else) and watch your blues disappear. Massage for men with Sergio Corrales CMT, 324-8235.

A GOOD MASSAGE is within reach. Offering Swedish-style relaxation massage. Office at College and Union. Affordable, with fees on a sliding scale. Andrew Powers, 363-8704. A HEALING TOUCH Swedish massage. Relax deeply and receive all the benefits of an experienced, caring therapist. Gentle or deep pressure, depending on your needs. $50/1.15 hrs. Sierra-Maria Magdalena. 8624677, 306 So. Union St., Burlington. INNER BALANCE MASSAGE offers body wellness and relaxation through massage without the hassle of travel. Individual, couple, bridal and group packages. Gift certificates. http:// www.ibmassage.com or 2237767. INTUITIVE BODYWORK from relaxing, feel-good massage to serious and therapeutic. Have an easy-going personality and a norush attitude. Male clientele. Essex. 802-309-9881, http:// www.massagen0w.com. MASSAGE STUDENT wants to help you bring in the New Year stress-free and relaxed. Offering a huge discount for a therapeutic Swedish massage. Only $35 for 1-hour full body massage. Gift certificates avail. Call Kymberly now to make your appointment. 310-6562.

MOONLIGHT MASSAGE: Journey into the realms of relaxation! Available in your home or hotel. Male clientele only. Contact Owen, 802-355-5247, www.moonlightmassage.com. STRONG HANDS AND A CARING MIND = a soothing, fullbody massage. Student discount. Feel free to stay as long as you like. Happy holidays! Roy, 660-0903. THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE and Bodywork: Kastle Combs, Certified Massage Therapist. Your session is uniquely structured to fit your specific concerns. Gift certificates available. Convenient downtown location. Visit www.healthymassage.INFO for more information. For appointment scheduling, please call 862-8806 ext. 7. THRIVE IN ‘05 with an Ab Fab Swedish Circulatory massage. Call now! Jaqi, 355-8200.

psychotherapy BARBARA L. KESTER, Ph.D. Licensed psychologist-Doctorate. 125 College St., Burlington. Interactive, psychodynamic approach. Transitions, loss, abuse, divorce, health concerns. 657-3668.

SALLIE WEST, M.A., M.F.T. Licensed psychotherapist and coach. Individual, couples and business. Depression, anxiety, stress, relationships, career and personal growth and spiritual direction. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

space for rent BURLINGTON: Beautiful room for rent for healing arts practitioner at the Body Center. Incl. reception area and workshop space. Please call 865-9500, voicemail #5 if interested. BURLINGTON: Looking for practitioner to rent space in established holistic health care center. Convenient downtown location. Beautiful, light space. Pathways to WellBeing, 8628806 x 2, ask for Kristin. YOGA/SPIN STUDIO for rent. Fully equipped, just bring your talent and run your business. 316-1996, leave message.

spirituality ABRAHAM HICKS FOLLOWERS discussion group. Have you read Ask And It Is Given? Just forming! A bimonthly, Wednesday evening group to discuss, explore, expand and apply the Abraham concepts. Burlington. Call Brenda for info, 310-4427

weightloss LOSE WEIGHT: Guaranteed, all natural, 3-product system. Wholesale avail. Looking for a few reps. to keep up demand. Please call Joy, 862-3338 or 999-1815.

women’s health IN-HOME BREASTFEEDING SUPPORT: Lactation Resources of Vermont, Sally MacFadyen IBCLC, Kathleen Bruce IBCLC and Mary Bibb IBCLC will provide professional lactation consultations in your home. Your insurance may even cover it. Call for details. 878-6181.

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should be your inspiration in the coming weeks, Gemini. I don’t care how you do it, but you’ve got to crack up about subjects that you have always taken very seriously. You might want to rent DVDs of comedians who are famous for their taboo-busting rants. Surf the Web hunting down jokes about your sacred cows. Sneak up on yourself and tickle your own ribs while in the throes of a fantasy about what you’re scared of.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20):

(June 21-July 22): Global warming makes me sad. I’m opposed to it, and I wish we humans would take more drastic measures to minimize our role in it. But I also have to admit that part of me enjoys some of its consequences. The growing season is getting longer: I can eat the first green beans from my garden before the first day of spring. The weather is more consistently finer: My wintertime bike trips to the top of the mountain rarely freeze my eyelashes, as they once did. Sometimes I can even stroll on the beach in shorts in January. Your assignment in the coming week, Cancerian, is to do what I’ve done: Find something redemptive about an aspect of our rapidly changing world that normally makes you crazy.

For two years running, Little Yellow Jacket has been voted Bull of the Year by the rodeo circuit’s top bull riders. During a five-year career, the 1750pound beast has bucked off 85 percent of his riders in an average of 2.8 seconds. No one has stayed on for longer than 8 seconds. I’ve selected him to be your power animal in the coming weeks, Taurus. You have a mandate to avoid being rounded up, roped or ridden by anyone, even if you have to snort and foam at the mouth as Little Yellow Jacket does during his performances. “He has the kind of heart, desire and athletic ability that true champions in any walk of life possess,” says his owner. All you need to succeed at your assignment are the first two of those qualities.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Before the controversial comic Bill Hicks died, Jack Boulware asked him what he thought was funny. “The best kind of comedy to me is when you make people laugh at things they’ve never laughed at,” said Hicks, according to Boulware’s piece in the San Francisco Chronicle. That thought

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no-nonsense conversation with yourself in which you discuss all the reasons why the satisfaction of that longing is not at all crucial to your happiness or well-being, and why, therefore, you will never again indulge in a serious fantasy about it.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Michigan is a major importer of trash, accepting more than 5 million tons per year in return for big payments. A landfill in the small town of Rockwood alone takes in a thousand tons of New Jersey’s demolition debris every day. I know it might be tempting for you to get all Rockwood-like in the coming days, Virgo; you may imagine you can reap some long-lasting benefits from getting dumped on. But I say unto you: It ain’t worth it. Whatever you think you can gain is meager compared to what you could lose.

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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Science writer David Bodanis says there are always so many fragments of spider legs floating in the air that you are constantly inhaling them wherever you go. I encourage you to think of this now and then in the coming week, Libra. Whenever you do, engage in the following meditation: Imagine that you are bolstering your power to weave metaphorical webs; fantasize that every day in every way you are building a silky network designed to help you get what you want; visualize yourself as being light and strong, like a spider.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “Boobs: I wish I had them. Not enough to buy them, though.” So testified skinny actress Lara Flynn Boyle in the Globe, rejecting the idea of getting silicone implants. Take your inspiration from her clarity in the coming week, Leo. Identify one of your half-assed desires — a vague wish that chronically floats around the back of your mind — and renounce it forever. If necessary, have a

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(March 21-Apr. 19): It’ll be a bumper-car kind of week, Aries. As long as you stick to the designated course, you can expect lots of thuds, jolts and caroms that won’t hurt a bit. In fact, most of them will actually be fun even as they knock some sense into you. That’s why you have cosmic permission to raise your normal quotas of raucous laughter, boisterous horseplay and madcap adventures. For extra credit, sprinkle wacky accents and silly voices into your conversations.

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SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The world’s highest bridge recently opened for traffic in France. The Millau Viaduct soars over the Tarn River, reducing the driving distance

between Paris and Barcelona by 60 miles. I hope to see a comparable innovation in your future, Scorpio. You need a monumental shortcut that will let you cross safely and conveniently over a yawning abyss. Don’t try to create it all by yourself. Enlist the help of the most soulful bridge-builders you can find.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Movie actress Kate Winslet is your role model this week, Sagittarius. In her 17 movies, she has played a staggeringly wide variety of characters, from an innocent romantic in Sense and Sensibility to a spontaneity-loving free spirit in Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind to a streetwise sewer rat for an upcoming claymation comedy called Flushed Away. Come to think of it, those are three of the many personae you might consider adapting in the coming days. Like Winslet, you should avoid typecasting as you keep yourself highly entertained in a dazzling array of colorful milieus.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): “Believing” in God is like “believing” in the taste of a peach without ever having tasted an actual peach. But what if I told you that you could actually commune with the Divine Wow through up-close, personal encounters that are as vivid and palpable as eating a peach? It’s a distinct possibility for you in the coming weeks, Capricorn. The best way to increase your chances of having this heart-to-heart intimacy with Supreme Magic is, first, to want it very badly, and second, to unleash generous expressions of love as often as possible.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Emily, Madison and Kaitlyn were among the most popular names for new baby girls last year, whereas Jacob, Ryan and Nicholas were top choices for boys. Thevoiceofreason.com website notes that, on the other hand, Condescensia, Crumpet and Bucket were some of the least popular girl names, and Beelzebub, Humpty and Scratch were the least favorite for boys. I hope you will ignore both extremes, Aquarius, as you select an additional new nickname or tag for yourself in the coming days. While the astrological omens suggest it’s a good time to expand your self-concept, it’s a bad time to be overly influenced either by the trends or by knee-jerk rebellions against the trends.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): The Weekly World News reports that hell has a special pain-free section for masochists. The evidence comes from an S&M aficionado who traveled to this anomalous part of the nether realm during a near-death experience. “There was no beating, no torture, no poking with blazing pitchforks — not even a decent smack in the face,” testified Melissa Surkovsky. While I am definitely not predicting you will visit this place, Pisces, I must warn you that you may soon have a semi-comparable experience here on Earth. As much as you might be tempted, you simply won’t be able to indulge in any of your own masochistic tendencies. You may even have to endure something like what Surkovsky did: “I was taken to a well-lit chamber and placed in a comfortable reclining chair, then waited on hand and foot by demons who were so polite, it was annoying.”

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HYUNDAI ELANTRA, 2003: Hatchback, silver exterior/black leather interior, 5-speed, loaded, moon roof, excellent condition! 100,000/10-year warranty incl. $10,000/neg. Colin, 233-5666, leave message! MERCURY SABLE GS, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise. 18,408 K. Best price $10,611. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE SEDAN, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD, 16,353 K. Best price $15,930. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC BONNEVILLE SE SEDAN, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, 16,353 K. Best price $15,930. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE COUPE, 2002: 2-door, white, 5speed manual, FWD, A/C, power steering/locks, CD, ABS. 31,734 K. Best price $7467. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND PRIX GT SEDAN, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, CD, cruise, 28,000 K. Best price $13,644. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2003: 2-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/locks, cruise, CD, ABS. 22,955 K. Best price $8989. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. SATURN SL2, 1998: Dark green, 5-spd, traction control, new studded snows. 36 mpg. 120 K. Runs great. $2800/OBO. 4678583, evenings after 5 p.m. SUBARU OUTBACK, 2004: Silver, winter package, Thule rack, XM radio incl. Perfect condition inside/out. A must see. $17,500. Call Ryan, 233-7659. SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, 2002: Dark green, auto, 42 K, new brakes, very well-maintained. Looks like a new car inside/out. $15,900/OBO. Call 482-2805. TOYOTA PRIUS HYBRID, 2001: 39 K, green, CD, A/C, excellent condition. $14,900/OBO. 860-7489. TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com. 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2). Worth the drive! 223-3563. VOLKSWAGEN GOLF, 1992: 150 K. Standard. CD, roof rack. Many repairs completed: transmission, clutch. Snows. Runs good. May need CV joint. Asking $1000/ OBO. 324-6300.

South Burlington to Rutland: Looking for a ride. Time is flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41048. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40961. St. Mike’s to Ethan Allen Dr.: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41070. Essex to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work Mon-Fri, from 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41069. Plainfield to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work 7 p.m. - 7 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 41062. Rutland to Williston: Looking to share a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please reference # 41047. Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri at 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please reference # 41046. Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41045. Starksboro to Colchester: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41035.

VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT GLX VR6, 1995: Dark green, 130 K (hwy. miles), excellent condition, 4 new snows, $4300. 578-0865.

trucks CHEVY BLAZER SPORT, 1991: 2-door, 4WD. $495. 878-8449. TOYOTA PICKUP, 1994: 135 K, 2WD auto, extended cab, good condition, A/C, CD/AM/FM, great sound, new snows. Asking $4000. 999-6968.

suvs CHEVROLET BLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, white, auto, 4WD, LS, A/C, CD, cruise. 18,661 K. Best price, $16,480. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHEVY BLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, beige/tan, auto, 4WD, LS, cruise, CD. 14,121 K. Best price, $16,935. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. HONDA CRV, 1999: 99 K, blue, AWD, great condition, new tires. I loved this car and hate to sell it. Asking $7900/OBO. Call 849-9808. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE LAREDO, 1995: 6 cyl. Rebuilt transmission/engine. Good condition. Asking $3500/OBO. Christian, 654-5326.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m. with a little flexability. If you can help, please ref # 41046. South Burlington to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 6:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41036. Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41042. Essex Junction to Barre Town: Looking for a ride. I work 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 41045. Shelburne to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride Mon – Fri 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41027. Bolton to South Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 4-10 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41064. Charlotte to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40947. South Burlington to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride to IBM. I work MonFri 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40955.

PONTIAC AZTEK GT SPORT UTILITY, 2001: 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, ABS, traction control. 28,695 K. Best price, $11,885. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, AWD, A/C, cruise, ABS. 14,935 K. Best price, $15,462. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE AWD SPORT UTILITY WAGON, 2004: 4-door, gray, auto, AWD, A/C, cruise, CD, ABS. 14,560 K. Best price, $15,870. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: White, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 29,012 K. Best price $12,867. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. TOYOTA 4RUNNER, 1999: Black, running boards, 95 K. One owner, new starter, new battery, all maintenance checkups, sweet tires. $10,000. 951-9259. TOYOTA RAV4 SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, dark blue, 5-speed manual, 4WD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise. 34,714 K. Best price $17,498. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

minivans CHEVROLET VENTURE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: 4door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks/sliding doors, cruise, CD, DVD, OnStar. 20,557 K. Best price $16,970. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. OLDSMOBILE SILHOUETTE GL EXTENDED, 2001: Silver, auto, FWD, A/C, cruise, OnStar, ABS, roof rack. 37,949 K. Best price, $12,349. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. OLDSMOBILE TRUCK SILHOUETTE PREMIERE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: White, auto, AWD, A/C, cruise, DVD, OnStar, CD, leather. 15,289 K. Best price, $20,915. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: 4-door, white, FWD, 7-passenger, cruise, CD, ABS. 30,175 K. Best price, $15,355. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA MINIVAN, 2002: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, cruise, CD, ABS. 36,262 K. Best price, $11,945. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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www.in-housecomp.com 864-7470 We make house calls! A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Refurbished computers available. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. COMPUTER REPAIRS AND UPGRADES: PCs, Macs, networking, web design, tutoring, digital graphics and audio editing. Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop. Free quote, 864-7470 or inhousecomp@verizon.net.

financial A CASH NOW OFFER: Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards and annuity payments into cash now. Free quotes. 800-815-3503 or www.ppicash.com. (AAN CAN) A CASH NOW OFFER: Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards and annuity payments into cash now. Free quotes. 800-815-3503 or www.ppicash.com. (AAN CAN)

photography MODELS WANTED: Looking for a few aspiring F models interested in the commercial/fashion industry. Must be between 15-35 and have very good complexion. Unique opportunity for free experience, portfolio and help breaking into the industry. Contact Dave, 862-1172 or email rusldp@juno.com or http://www.rusldp.com.

buy this stuff $1! RECORD SALE $1! 1500 + Classical LP’s, opera, organ, early music to 20th century. 11 Maple St., Essex Junction (near Five Corners). Monday - Saturday, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM: Includes standard installation. 3-months free HBO and Cinemax. Access to over 225 channels! Limited-time offer. S&H, restrictions apply. 800-8771251. (AAN CAN) GREAT SUITS for interviews, new jobs or special occasions. Many styles and sizes, $10. Blazers, jackets and wool shirts, 50% off. SCHIP’s Treasure Resale Shop, 5404 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. 985-3595. TAMA ROCK-STAR 5-piece drumset with Zildjian and Sabian cymbals. All hardware included. Asking $650. 802-796-3488 or srbenjamin@gmail.com TEACHER STUFF: Mostly grades 4-6. Chapter books w/multiple copies, unit guides, lesson plans, bulletin board stuff. Excellent condition. Great for beginning teacher. Priced individually or $200 takes all. 864-6094. TOOLS: Craftsman table saw (needs new fence), detail sander by Dremel, old drills by Shopcraft & Bosch, square finishing sanders by Dewalt & Makita, cement laying tools, assorted hand tools (some antiques). Please call 233-5621.

artists wanted ARTIST MENTOR NEEDED to work w/a full-time designer/ builder during a two-week workshop, February-March. Responsibilities include: reviewing goals, meeting/faxing during progress (sometimes daily), making observations and suggestions. A well-developed style focusing on color and pattern and desire to teach a must. Please be close to Burlington or have fax machine. Small stipend avail. Please call if interested, 233-5621.

furniture 4 CHAIRS: Dining, wooden w/wicker seats. Bent wood arms, incl. nice custom covers. Great condition. $300/OBO. Please call 233-5621. COUCH FOR SALE: Floral pattern, excellent condition. Bought for $1500. Asking $750/OBO. Call 879-1926.

free 1988 WELLCRAFT ECLIPSE: Damaged but salvageable. With trailer. You come take it - it’s yours! 985-5378. SEEKING PROPER intellectual home: 61 volumes, World’s Greatest Literature (history, philosophy, drama, politics, etc.) Historian’s History of the World, 25 volumes. Free to right interest. Call 802-388-1376.

music for sale CELLOS, STRING BASSES, VIOLINS, VIOLAS: New and old instruments, sales, restoration and repair. Experienced luthiers. Paul Perley Cellos, in business since 1988. 802-229-1501, pperleycellos@aol.com. DOUBLE BASS fully-carved Euro Artist 3/4 Flatback (circa 2001). The bass was handmade in Reghin, Romania, in the shop of Calin Wultur. Includes case and pickup. $2600 OBO. 999-1202. GIBSON: J-160E acoustic Lennon Model. Solid spruce top, mahogany back, single-coil pickup. 1 year-old. Plays/sounds unbelievable. Gibson hardshell. $1700. Benjamin, 660-9177. PA GEAR: QSC PLX3402 amplifier. 1100 watts at 4-ohms per channel. $900/OBO. JBO SR Series 2 speakers. 15” w/threeway horn. $1100/OBO. Wellmaintained. 999-6792.

music services COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 496-3166. Moretown, VT. QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356.

musicians wanted DJ: Spirit of Ethan Allen needs DJ for weddings and parties. Need person who is entertaining, knows music and electronics. 802-862-8300. DRUMMER WANTED: Industrial/Martial/Heavy. Influences: Swans, Blood Axis, Neurosis, etc. Avail. for touring in Spring ‘05. 244-5965. KEYBOARDIST WANTED FOR 5PIECE BAND: Originals and covers. Rock and R & B. For audition, leave message at 802734-0602. SINGER SEEKS MUSICIANS. Must be extremely versatile. Dare to be different and willing to offend. dicknifken@yahoo.com. WANTED: LEAD SINGER for ready gigging local rock band. Influences: 3 Doors Down, Stone Temple Pilots and much more. 802-288-1528.

music instruct. GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION NOW AVAILABLE at Burlington Guitar and Amp, 202 Main St., Burlington. Accepting all levels with emphasis on improvisation, technique, ear training and musicianship. Bob Wagner, 324-2895. GUITAR LESSONS with Bill Mullins (Barbacoa, Chrome Cowboys). All levels and styles welcome. 310-6013 JOY AND CREATIVITY! Classical Jazz and Free Improvisation piano lessons. All ages, all levels. William Michael, 802-8996700 or 355-6234.

legals NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING The Burlington Housing Authority is preparing a Five Year Plan for the period July 2005 - June 2010 and an Annual Plan for its fiscal year July 1, 2005 - June 30, 2006. The Five Year Plan outlines BHA’s longterm goals and objectives. The Annual Plan includes an assessment of housing needs, the strategy for addressing these needs, a statement of the Financial Resources available, a summary of discretionary policies and a list of supporting documents. A public hearing to obtain comments regarding the proposed Plans will be held on Wednesday, March 23rd at 7:00 PM in the Community Room at Decker Towers, 230 St. Paul Street. Written comments should be sent to: Paul Dettman, Executive Director Burlington Housing Authority 65 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401 Copies of the proposed plans will be available at BHA’s 65 Main Street Administrative offices prior to the hearing. Supporting documents will also be available for review. Equal Housing Opportunity

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on February 15, 2005, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. PUBLIC HEARING: Reconsider preliminary plat application #SD04-61 and final plat application #SD-04-64 of Spencer Terminal Holdings for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) construction of a 26,000 sq. ft distribution and related storage building with more than 15% GFA in office use for the same tenant as 596 Meadowland Drive, and 2) relocating a 200-foot wide “no-construction” buffer from 596 Meadowland Drive to the property to the south located at the end of Dubois Drive. 2. PUBLIC HEARING: Final plat application #SD-05-03 of Edgar Welch to amend a planned unit development consisting of: 1) a 12,590 sq. ft building which includes one (1) dwelling unit and is approved for 8996 sq. ft of retail space, 2594 sq. ft of general office space, and 1000 sq. ft for retail, general office or indoor recreational uses, 2) an 1800 sq. ft building approved for retail or indoor recreational uses, and 3) an accessory building. The amendment consists of site modifications, 340 Dorset Street. 3. PUBLIC HEARING: Preliminary plat application #SD-05-07 and final plat application #SD-05-08 of Charles & Patricia Shea to subdivide a 9.14 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into four (4) lots of 7.01 acres (lot #1), 0.74 acres (lot #2), 0.69 acres (lot #3), and 0.70 acres (lot #4), 680 Nowland Farm Road. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board January 26, 2005

support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m. WORKSHOP FOR SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE: 7-week workshop for women survivors of sexual violence. Wednesday evenings, February 2 - March 16. Register by January 25. Info, 864-0555 or 846-2544. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism. First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http://health.groups.yahoo. com/group/AutismSupportDaily/.

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7D SUPPORTGROUPS VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT GROUP: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, Hill.kern@veri zon.net or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington. Info, 8607812. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksby me.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-9725266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American

Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 6559478. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. ADD PARTNERS SUPPORT GROUP forming. Does your partner or spouse have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)? Would love to get together and share experiences, support, challenges. Please contact addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work. Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 6582976, if interested.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartve rmont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. SELF-REALIZATION: Social/ support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation. Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel @aol.com. WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you? Anne, 861-6000. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941.

METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12. ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtMFemme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at missmorpheus1@yahoo.com. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781. WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group? Get together for various activities/friendship in Montpelier/Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@ email.com. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel. com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847.

BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free). MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135. FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 8640555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779. WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280. “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: All men and women welcome. There are currently four meeting per week. Mon., 6-7:15 p.m. Wed. 78 a.m. Thurs., 7:30-8:30 p.m., Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Brenda , 658-9278. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-639-1888. This “manto-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 6556512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www.together.net/cvana. EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 899-3006. This 12-step program is designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12step program. HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group. Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 860-3567. ALZHEIMER’S CAREGIVERS: Burlington, meets at Birchwood Terrace, 2nd & 4th Wed., at 1:30. Colchester, meets at FAHC, Fanny Allen Campus, 1st Thurs. of month at 3 and 7 p.m. Shelburne, meets at The Arbors, 2nd Tues. of month at 10 a.m. DEMENTIA & ALZHEIMER’S disease support group for the caregivers: Barre, meets at Rowan Ct., 4th Wed. of month at 3 p.m. Montpelier, 338 River St., 2nd Wed. of month at 7 p.m. PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance. CANCER SUPPORT GROUP: For people with cancer and their families. UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 2nd and 4th Mon., 56:30 p.m. Info, 847-8400. WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Mon., 56:30 p.m. Info, 847-8400.

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EMPLOYMENT I NSTRUCTORS WANTED The Essex Parks and Recreation Department is looking for new instructors to teach after-school, evening and weekend culinary classes for youth and adults.

If you would like to teach or know someone who would like to teach, please call Essex Parks and Recreation at (802) 878-1342.

COMMUNITY COUNSELOR/ COORDINATOR Flexible, independent contractor position in your area. Recruit and interview potential host families for yearlong cultural/child care experience. Advise and coordinate activities for international au pairs. Flexible hours. Work from home. Excellent opportunity for computer literate person with excellent people skills or experience with international cultural work. Submit letter and resumé describing qualifications to:

Maria, Au Pair In America fax (203) 399-5592 or mking@aifs.com.

Lake Champlain Land Trust Conservation Internship

Cashier/Clerk Looking for extra hours?

Internship available at beloved conservation organization dedicated to saving our lakeshore and natural areas. Work in all aspects of land conservation from office work, to assisting on public hikes, to stewardship! A great opportunity to gain experience. Position is in our Burlington office 10 to 40 hours a week depending on candidate’s schedule. Must have exceptional computer and personal skills. Unpaid position, though a small stipend is provided. Send your resume to intern@LCLT.org for consideration.

Reliable, motivated, mature individual for cashier/clerk position.

Weekend hours a must! Apply in person at: Kerry’s Kwik Stop 249 St. Paul St. Burlington, VT 05401

Bartenders and Waitstaff Wanted

Immediate Opening PARAPROFESSIONAL 1.0 FTE

Restaurant Manager Wanted

Experienced only, for new upscale steakhouse in South Burlington. Lunch and dinner shifts available.

Washington Village School One-on-One Paraprofessional needed to work with elementary student starting immediately. Must have minimum of Associate’s degree. Send cover letter, resumé, transcripts and three letters of reference to:

Experienced only for a new, upscale steakhouse opening in South Burlington. Competitive salary, plus bonus incentives and benefits. Two weeks paid vacation after 1 year. Please apply at New England Steakhouse between 12 noon and 3pm Monday-Friday, located at 7 Fayette Road next to Cinema 9.

Call 802-862-8809 for more information.

Jeff Lindgren Washington Village School Rte. 110, Washington, VT 05675 EOE

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Counseling Service of Addison County “Come and help us take CSAC to the next level!”

Our solutions set standards SUSS MicroTec is one of the world’s leading suppliers of production and test technology systems for the semiconductor industry. At SUSS Micro Tec Inc., we’ve seen our products set industry standards through the efforts of a strong, energetic team of professionals, working in an environment that fosters creativity, growth and quality products.

The Counseling Service of Addison County is a nonprofit, community mental health and developmental disabilities agency serving the residents of Addison County, Vermont. CSAC is proud of its long-standing reputation for excellent services to members of our community. CSAC employs nearly 260 people and we are looking to expand our team.

Job Opportunities

DOCUMENT CONTROL SPECIALIST We are seeking a detail-oriented, self-directed individual to lead our document control function. You will be responsible for the documentation to release new products, coordinating, generating, modifying and implementing engineering change orders and data management for all products throughout their lifecycle. The qualified candidate will have an AS degree in Mechanical Engineering or equivalent experience with three years experience in manufacturing or engineering preferably in document control and knowledge of Product Data Management systems. Experience in using Oracle’s engineering modules is strongly desired. Familiarity with ISO quality standards is a plus. Solid Works and ANSI Y14 drawing standards.

RECEIVING CLERK Want to just work part-time? Need to be home for the children before and after school? Then this is the ideal job for you. Working in our receiving department, you will be updating our computerized receiving system, unpacking incoming shipments and delivering the articles to the appropriate department. The only qualifications you need for this job are to be able to use a computer, be a quick learner, be willing to work as a team member, and able to lift 25-30 pounds on a regular basis. SUSS MicroTec Inc offers competitive salaries, a supportive, fast-paced work environment, excellent benefits and an on-site fitness center. Join a company that appreciates your contributions.

Adult Outpatient Support Worker – Part-time position in Adult Outpatient Program providing community support services and case management to adult clients with mental health issues.Must have own transportation. BA in Human Services or related field preferred. Autism School-based Therapeutic Support Worker – 37.5 hours/week. Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field.Valid Vermont driver's license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. CRT Support Worker – This position entails the provision of outreach support services to adults coping with the impact of mental illness on their lives.We are seeking someone who has excellent communication skills; who has an ability to work with clients with patience, insight, and compassion; and who can work well with a team. Must have own transportation. Some nights and weekend availability a plus. Excellent benefits. Community Integration Specialist (2) – Excellent opportunity to support adults with developmental disabilities. Join dynamic teams focusing on consumer choice, communication, consistency and collaboration.Thorough and ongoing paid training provided. Qualifications: HS diploma, ability to lift up to 80 lbs., valid driver’s license, and reliable vehicle.Experience preferred but not required.Comprehensive benefits package offered including health and life insurance, generous vacation plan, and a 403b. Community Skills Worker – 20-hour/week. Responsible for providing individualized community-based services to children with the goal of inclusion and successful functioning in school,home and community.Flexible after-school and evening hours.BA preferred plus good working knowledge of the needs and abilities of children with emotional and behavioral challenges. Emergency Team Clinician – Master’s level mental health clinician to join our Emergency Team.Work two twelve-hour days weekly; additional hours possible. Seeking candidate with crisis intervention experience, excellent clinical judgment and skills, resiliency, and a strong team orientation. Must live within thirty minutes of Middlebury. Knowledge of community mental health system and community resources a plus. To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: sanderson-brown@csac-vt.org • Snail Mail: Send a resumé and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05853 • In Person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC offices: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, in Middlebury,VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751

To apply, send resumé to:

HR@SUSS.COM or Suss MicroTec, Inc. Attn: HR, 228 Suss Drive, Waterbury Center, VT 05677 SUSS is an EOE.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Living Well A Community Care Home

C AR E G I V E R ASS OCIATE C OMMERC IAL MANAGER ( So ut h Burl ingto n ) We are looking for someone to provide decision support, financial insight, play an active role in the development of plans, monitor performance against objectives and cost management initiatives at our Central Support Offices in South Burlington. We require a Bachelor's degree or equivalent (MBA strongly preferred) with 3+ years experience in financial analysis and planning with strong PC skills. Experience must demonstrate progress in Intellectual Power and skills in Performance Reporting, Business Planning Management, Decision Support and Ad Hoc Evaluation. We offer a progressive benefits package that includes lots of stuff. You will receive 3 free pints of Vermont’s finest all natural super premium ice cream and frozen yogurt per day! Be sure to check our Ben & Jerry’s website at www.benjerry.com/jobs for job descriptions and other openings, or call our Job Information Line at (802) 846-1543 x7584#. Please respond in writing or email jobs@benjerry.com or fax (802) 846-1520 with resumé, cover letter and salary requirements to: B e n & Je rr y ’s Home mad e, Inc. 30 Com munity D riv e S. Bur lingt on, V T 0 540 3-6 828 A TTN: HR S t aff

Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 email michelle@sevendaysvt.com Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.howardcenter.org

Shared Living Provider Needed – 2 Positions Howard Community Services has an ongoing need for caring and responsible team players to provide homes and support to persons with developmental disabilities. All positions offer excellent tax-free compensation, generous respite funds, rent, training, and the opportunity to work with a supportive team. You must live in Chittenden County if you are interested in having a person live in your home. Contact Kathy at 802-865-6173 for more information about these wonderful opportunities or for general information about this program. We currently have an opening for two specific situations: IN YOUR HOME: Very self-sufficient and likable man in his early 20’s is looking for a housemate who will support his need to be independent as well as supporting his desire to learn new activities and meet new people. He is extremely pleasant to be around and would like to have positive influences in his life. IN THE INDIVIDUAL’S HOME: Easy-going and charming middle-aged man with interests in computers, shopping and the arts is looking for a housemate/shared living provider to live with him in his comfortable condo in South Burlington. This is an excellent opportunity for someone who is looking for a roommate and is interested in assisting an individual with improving his independent living skills.

Specialized Community Support Worker

Kartula’s Café has immediate openings

• HEAD BAKER • SAT. BAKER Starting in the spring, looking for part-time help. Apply in person at: 30 S. Main Street St. Albans, VT 05478

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for 15-bed residential home. Compassionate, patient, team player. Experience a plus. Will train. Part-time/full-time, all shifts/competitive wages.

Please call:

802.453.3946

Now Hiring:

GA TEHOUSE A TTENDANT Evenings 4-8pm Monday-Thursday

A PPL Y I N PERSON Residence Inn 35 Hurricane Lane Williston, VT

802 -87 8-2 001

State Certified Level III Facility Since 1973

Also hiring full & part-time

71 Maple Street • Bristol

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Vermont Youth Conservation Corps

B r o w n

865-1020

Health Care Professional Essex Junction School District

Administrative Coordinator Dynamic Waterbury nonprofit seeking energetic full-time employee to assist with administrative tasks, including general accounting and recruitment. Looking for: an independent detail-oriented individual. Training provided.

Visit www.vycc.org for a full job description and how to apply.

Call

Long-term substitute Health Care Assistant needed for the remainder of the 2004-05 school year in our PreK-5 schools. Qualified candidates must hold a valid VT LPN License and current CPR certification. Two years experience in a health-related setting and experience working with children and adolescents preferred. Position pays $60/day ($80/day with current RN license). For additional details and qualifications please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us. For consideration, please send letter and resumé to the address below, or stop by to complete an application.

Deadline: Open until filled.

Chittenden Central Supervisory Union Attn: Human Resources 21 New England Drive Essex Jct., VT 05452 EOE

M i c h e l l e

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865-1020

MEMBER RELATIONS REPRESENTATIVES Vermont League of Cities and Towns Due to growth and a promotion, VLCT has an exciting opportunity within the marketing and customer service team of its insurance trust division. Two Member Relations Representatives are needed to conduct visits to municipal members to perform payroll audits and marketing/customer service. Additional responsibilities include handling member inquiries, problem solving, helping develop informational/marketing materials, customer service programs, educational workshops and promotional events. We seek exceptional communicators with strong presentation skills and the ability to work independently. Prefer college degree and/or insurance or administrative support experience. Proficiency with Excel required. Must have valid Vermont driver's license and willingness to travel throughout Vermont. Attendance at evening meetings sometimes required. We offer a competitive salary, excellent benefits and a friendly office environment. Interested candidates should send cover letter, resumé and names/telephone numbers of three references to:

Seeking candidates for a 20-hour community-based position supporting an 18-year-old male who enjoys music, movies and video games. Community activities would include swimming, bowling and employment support. Hours are M-F during the day. Join a supportive team with great compensation and benefits! Experience working with persons with developmental disabilities preferred. Please send resumé and cover letter to Alysia Rishforth or email AlysiaR@HowardCenter.org.

Human Resources Vermot League of Cities and Towns 89 Main Street, Suite 4 Montpelier, VT 05602-2948 or via email to: jobsearch@vlct.org with M R Rep as subject line.

***EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply *** Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org

An Equal Opportunity Employer

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A Place to Grow Children’s Center seeks a flexible, energetic, reliable teacher for a float/Twos teaching position. Shift is Monday-Friday, 11am-7:30pm. (Would consider 2, part-time teachers). CDA or AS in ECE or related field preferred, positive experience required. Benefits. Please call Robin Rielly at (802) 862-6299 or fax or mail your resumé to:

Medical

EMPLOYMENT COUNTER SERVICE Enthusiastic, detail-oriented friendly people needed to provide counter service in our organic café. Morning set-up and evening closing shifts available. Please submit an application to Eve or Brian.

Burlington Health & Rehabilitation Center 300 Pearl Street • Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: (802) 863-8016

RELEASE OF INFORMATION SPECIALIST to scan flash copy medical records in the Burlington area, part-time. Medical record experience preferred. Computer, clerical and customer service skills required.

Fax resumé to: 315-622-0303.

Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 e

Software Developer Capital City Press, a high-quality printer of scientific, medical and educational short-run journals, is seeking a Software Developer to join our IT team. Our desired candidate will work closely with technical and non-technical staff to create innovative applications from concept creation, through software architecting, to implementation and maintenance. The ability to work effectively as a member of a development team committed to creative collaboration, best practices and methodologies, and exceeding the expectations of our customers is required. Exceptional programming, database design, problem solving, and communication skills are expected. Proficiency working with the following is highly desirable: .NET Framework (ASP.NET), UniData-UniBasic, XML-XSL, and FileMaker Pro. Experience working with Unix shell scripting, C, Perl, Dreamweaver MX, and SQL Server is a plus. For additional information on this opportunity, visit our website at: www.capcitypress.com. Submit a cover letter and resumé via mail or email to:

Human Resources, Capital City Press P.O. Box 546, Montpelier, VT 05601 email: recruit@capcitypress.com

The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

First Call First Call for Children and Families is a 24/hour crisis service for youth and families in Chittenden County, providing phone support and community outreach. Our team currently has three openings. If you enjoy working with young people and families and have some crisis experience, please send a letter of interest along with a resumé to Laura Pearce at the address below. A Master’s degree in a human service field and a valid driver’s license are required.

Pine Forest Children's Center Pine Forest Children’s Center, a progressive, NAEYC accredited child care center seeks a professional level teaching associate with deep dedication to children and their families and a commitment to ongoing career path in early childhood education. Degree in ECE/licensure preferred. Comparable degrees considered, as well as those working towards a degree. Full benefits. Resumé, cover letter and 3 references to Director, Pine Forest Children’s Center at the address below, (802) 651-7048 or email wendys@howardcenter.org.

The Baird Center for Children and Families 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 (802) 863-1326 bairdjobs@howardcenter.org • www.howardcenter.org EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

Vermont Head Start Association Substitute Home Visitors (Addison & Chittenden): Responsible for providing Head Start services (education, health, parent involvement and social services) to children and their families in the home of the family. Qualifications: Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field. Home visiting experience required. Wage is $10/hour. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups especially encouraged to apply. Equal Opportunity Employer. For more information, please contact:

Lesley Martin Lewis (Chittended County) at (802) 872-2819 ext. 108 or Paula Sargent (Addison County) at (802) 388-9881 ext. 21

CVOEO Mobile Home Project (MHP) Associate Director Management position responsible for range of tasks and responsibilities. Help maintain/expand MHP funding; includes grant research, writing, and reporting. Assist in supervising MHP staff. Provide direct services to mobile home residents. Act as public advocate re. mobile home issues. Help keep MHP budget on target. QUALIFICATIONS: Bachelor’s degree in appropriate discipline. Three to five years relevant experience in: housing counseling, advocacy, housing management, housing code enforcement, housing finance/budget counseling, resident services. OR: combined experience from which equivalent applicable knowledge and skills have been gained. Interest/experience in advocating with/for low-income people. Highly motivated self-starter works well with minimum supervision. Good team worker. Some supervisory experience. Well organized, adept at prioritizing/planning work schedules. Excellent verbal/written communication skills. Good computer skills. Some evening and weekend meetings. Must have a valid driver’s license, good driving record, dependable access to private means of transportation, willing/able to travel extensively in Vermont.

• 40-hours per week. Excellent benefits. • Starting salary $13.50/hour up to $14/hour after 90-day probation period. Send letter of interest, resumé and three work references by 2/8/05 to:

Associate Director Search MHP/CVOEO 294 North Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 People of color and from diverse cultural groups are especially urged to apply. CVOEO is an equal opportunity employer.

No phone calls.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Good News Garage

Master Control

PROGRAM DIRECTOR Looking for a great leader to direct GNG. Program development, staff supervision, garage operations, grant reporting, policy making, and public relations are just a partial list of the responsibilities of this position. 1M budget. Min. 5 yrs management experience. Strong computer skills a must; MS Access desirable. We need a detail-oriented person with great people skills. Terrific benefits package; 4 weeks vacation to start.

Interested in working in the world of television? WVNY-TV, Burlington’s ABC affiliate, is currently accepting applications for a full-time Master Control Operator. Radio/Television experience is helpful. There are possibilities for advancement in this wonderful learning environment. Please send your resumé to:

Send resumé, cover letter & writing sample to:

info@goodnewsgarage.org or 331 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 www.goodnewsgarage.org • Mike 864-3667 x25 We’re a donated vehicle transportation program for low-income people. Work with us and be a part of a unique nonprofit team that’s really making a difference! Offices in MA, NH, CT and VT.

WVNY-TV, c/o Chad Conant 530 Shelburne Road Burlington, VT 05401

EOE • Women and minorities encouraged to apply.

EOE

Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 e

DESKTOP SUPPORT SPECIALIST Part-time/temporary position through June 30, 2005 Johnson State College is seeking a part-time, temporary Desktop Support Specialist to assist in daily activities/operations within Information Technology. The successful candidate will hold an Associate’s Degree in a relevant field or the equivalent combination of education and two to four years of technical experience. A Bachelor’s Degree and certifications are desirable. Hands-on knowledge of computer hardware and software as well as good organizational, communication and customer service skills are needed. Job duties will include technical support, troubleshooting, repairs and maintenance on college owned computers. Perform installation of hardware, software, peripherals and components. Train student employees in the role of computer technicians. Assist with routine administrative duties such as organizing and maintaining inventories of repair parts, supplies, tools, service manuals and other documentation. Learn more about Johnson State College by visiting our website at

http://www.johnsonstatecollege.edu.

Are you looking for a great job in a friendly and professional work environment? Northern Power Systems has the following openings:

COPYWRITER/MARKETING ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT: This position will provide copywriting assistance in the writing and production of sales and promotional materials. He/she will also provide administrative support to the Marketing Department. Required qualifications: BA in Communications, Marketing or English; excellent writing, editing and proofreading skills; excellent organizational skills and experience with MS Word, Excel and PowerPoint.

ACCOUNTING ASSISTANT: This position is responsible for maintaining accounting records, preparing journal batches, accounts payable entry and maintaining vendor files. Required qualifications: Assoc. degree in Acctg. or Finance; 2-3 years relevant experience; excellent PC skills (Excel and other MS Office applications); experience with integrated accounting software. We also have several openings in: ENGINEERING, PROJECT MANAGEMENT AND FIELD SERVICE!

Applications will be accepted until position is filled. Send cover letter with resumé to:

For more information, visit our website: www.northernpower.com

Joe Farara, Chief Technology Officer, Johnson State College 337 College Hill, Johnson, VT 05656

Please send a cover letter and resumé to: Email: hr@northernpower.com • Fax: (802) 496-2953. Northern Power Systems, 182 Mad River Park, Waitsfield, VT 05673

JOHNSON STATE COLLEGE IS AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

Women and minorities encouraged to apply. EOE

Vermont Land Trust

HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER

Conservation Field Assistant

Vermont Adult Learning (VAL), a nonprofit and the statewide provider of adult education, literacy and work-readiness programs, seeks a Human Resources Manager to administer the systems associated with the organization’s regional staff of over 100 employees. The HR Manager will work closely with management to ensure that policies and procedures comply with laws & regulations, establish and monitor personnel systems, review & make recommendations regarding compensation and benefits, act as liaison in employee relations, and coordinate appropriate trainings.

Are you interested in working for a successful nonprofit, helping to conserve Vermont’s productive landscape? We are seeking a full-time Conservation Field Assistant for our Brattleboro office. If you are skilled at balancing field and office responsibilities and can combine working with technology and people, we would like to meet with you. You will be working directly with owners of conserved land and be responsible for documenting and visiting conserved properties. Specific duties include conducting site work necessary to prepare documentation reports and maps; monitoring the status of easements; and providing assistance to owners of conserved property. We seek someone with excellent computer skills including experience with GIS and GPS, and the ability to interpret real estate and legal documents. Ideal candidate will have Bachelor's degree and 2-3 years of land conservation experience. Salary: $25,200 plus benefits. Position open until February 3. For more information, visit www.vlt.org. Please send cover letter and resumé to:

Search Committee, Vermont Land Trust 8 Bailey Avenue, Montpelier, VT 05602

Qualifications include knowledge of and experience with employer laws & regulations and general HR functions. Applicant should possess Bachelor’s degree and 3-5 years experience in human resources functions and demonstrate strong interpersonal, organizational and communication skills. Experience with nonprofit organizations helpful. Comprehensive benefit package provided. Job description available upon request. Send cover letter and resume by Friday, February 11th to:

Angela Corbin, Vermont Adult Learning 60 S. Main Street Waterbury, VT 05676 AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

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EMPLOYMENT INSIDE SALES & SERVICE TECH: Looking for a career and not just a job? Griswold is looking for some top people! (UMAN 2ESOURCES 'ENERALIST

If you are an experienced sales person or service person in water, septic and pumps, are mechanically adept, are a customer service-oriented team player, and excited about learning new products, we may be looking for you! CAD experience is a plus.

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jobs@stgriswold.com or mail to: P.O. Box 849, 193 Industrial Avenue Williston, VT 05495 Visit us at our website: www.stgriswold.com

And you think your job stinks?

Call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21 e

Good News Garage

EARLY CHILDHOOD SPECIALIST:

AUTO TECHNICIAN Must be skilled in repair of vehicles of all makes and models. Minimum 5 years experience, must have tools; valid driver's license required. $15/hour to start plus great benefits: pension plan, health, life insurance, paid holidays, plus 18 days a year of paid time off. MondayFriday schedule; no Saturdays.

Part-time (20 hours per week) position working with both children and families-at-risk and the providers of services to these families. Position requires knowledge and understanding of services for families and children, child development, best childcare practice and the ability to work in a variety of settings. Sense of humor, patience, good communication skills and reliable transportation.

Join us and make a difference in your community! MBlair@goodnewsgarage.org or 331 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 www.goodnewsgarage.org â€˘ Mike 864-3667 x25

Weâ€™re a donated vehicle transportation program for low-income people. Work with us and be a part of a unique nonprofit team thatâ€™s really making a difference! EOE â€˘ Women and minorities encouraged to apply.

Job Opening in our Accounting Department: The ideal candidate would have the ability to multitask in a fast-paced environment. Prior bookkeeping, Macintosh computer, and/or purchasing experience is a must. Day to day activities include reconciliation and collections of cash and accounts receivables, purchasing and inventory receiving, customer service and sales-related tasks. Reporting directly to the CFO, this position is a full time position with full benefits. Please e-mail your resume to Hapy Mayer at: Hapy@smalldog.com, no phone calls please.

Small Dog Electronics, Inc. is an equal employment opportunity employer. Employment decisions are based on merit and business needs, and not on race, color, citizenship status, national origin, ancestry, gender, sexual orientation, age, religion, creed, physical or mental disability, marital status, veteran status, political affiliation, or any other factor protected by law. Small Dog Electronics complies with the law regarding reasonable accommodation for handicapped and disabled employees.

iSYSTEMS Trainer iSystems is looking for an energetic, detail-oriented person who enjoys travel to join our training team. This position will be responsible for training our clients along with developing training syllabuses and other documentation as needed. Trainings are done both at iSystems and at the clientâ€™s site so the ability to travel across the U.S. is a must. Candidates should have a minimum of two years training experience or have a similar background and possess an understanding of Windows applications. Payroll experience is a plus.

Addison County Childcare Services 81 Water Street Middlebury, VT 05753

Tammy Benway, Training & Documentation Manager iSystems LLC PO Box 706 Essex Jct., VT 05453 tbenway@isystemsllc.com

Weâ€™re seeking Topnotch Talent!

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Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Small Dog Electronics is a non-smoking environment, smokers need not apply. We are a member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility.

Please send a resumĂŠ and salary requirements to:

We are accepting applications at Stoweâ€™s only four-star, preferred Hotel & Resort:

For a fun, fast paced time.

Please send resumĂŠ and references by 1/28/05 to:

The Center is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Join the Small Dog team!

Call 802-253-6420 or email your resumĂŠ to hr@topnotchresort.com

Human Resources ~ 4323 VT Rte. 108 South Smugglersâ€™ Notch, Vermont 05464 1-888-754-7684 ~ www.smuggs.com/jobs SAFETY MANAGER Smugglers' Notch Resort is seeking a dynamic results-oriented individual to plan, implement and lead our company wide Safety programs. This position is responsible for the development and coordination of all employee safety initiatives, planning and managing non-skiing Guest safety programs, and the execution of all Workers Comp claims. The successful candidate should have 5-7 years minimum experience in safety and health management, specific ski industry experience preferable. Leadership experience and thorough knowledge of the Workers Comp system a must. Other risk management experience will also be considered. Compensation commensurate with experience. WATERPARK/AQUATICS MANAGER Smugglersâ€™ Notch Resort is seeking an experienced and dynamic leader to oversee a diverse portfolio of Waterpark and Aquatic services. The successful candidate will be responsible for the year-round operation of multiple water faciltites, both indoor and outdoor, including 5 slides, over a dozen pools and several unique water features serviced by a staff of over 90 during peak operations. Water Safety & Training, financial management, good computer skills and outstanding customer service background required.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Thatcher Brook Inn

Sky Meadow Retreat

Route 100 North, Waterbury

in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom seeks

Now Hiring:

Residential Staff

Housekeepers

spiritually inclined and self-motivated

Experience preferred! Excellent wages!

room & board & stipend www.SkyMeadowRetreat.com

Please call us at 802-244-5911

(802)533-2505

INDEPENDENT CONTRACTOR DRIVERS: Busy broker of courier service, including airfreight, is looking to contract with experienced Independent Contractor Drivers operating cars, pick-up trucks and cargo vans. Commission-based business opportunity. Set your own hours. Contact:

Nancy Mills at NICA 1-800-551-64 ext. 222

COME JOIN OUR TEAM AND WORK S UNDAY THROUGH THURSDAY, 6-9 P.M. MAKING UP TO $20 PER HOUR WITH NIGHTLY BONUSES . W E’ RE LOOKING FOR A FEW RELIABLE PERSONS TO HELP EXPAND OUR GROWING BUSINESS.

VISION

CALL MIKE OR STEVE @ 802-383-1429

Smokejacks Restaurant is looking for an experienced

LINE COOK Please send resumé to:

Attn: Eric, 156 Church Street Burlington, VT 05401 or email to: smokejacks@verizon.net

PROMOTIONS & MARKETING

The Growing Place Child Development Center, an NAEYC accredited program, is searching for a GREAT Toddler teacher! An excellent team is ready to welcome you. Must be motivated, reliable, energetic and committed to children. Experience and CDA/degree in ECE or related field required.

Please call Patty at 879-2525 or send resumé to kimax6@verizon.net.

Part-time and full-time Direct Care Worker/Educational Assistant BA and/or 2 years human service experience. Team and rapport building skills required.

Send resumé to: TSYF 1 Mill Street, B-12 Burlington, VT 05401 Transitional Services for Youth & Families

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Tool and Equipment Catalog Buyer

ACCOUNTANT AIG is seeking an accountant to prepare financial statements for an AIG subsidiary. Responsibilities include recording of premium, loss and investment activity along with Vermont regulatory compliance. Significant communication/reconciliation work with parent company. Prior experience with insurance accounting and/or CPA a plus.

INSURANCE POLICY ADMINISTRATOR AIG is seeking a policy administrator to provide support for underwriting activities of an AIG subsidiary. Responsibilities include distributing quotes, invoices and policy documentation to brokers and customers. Some light bookkeeping required. Strong organizational and communication skills are a must. Prior insurance experience a plus. Send resumé to:

AIG, PO Box 1687, Burlington, VT 05402 Or email: robert.gagliardi@aig.com

Burlington, Vermont

OFFICE ASSISTANT II Parks and Recreation/Cemetery Regular, Part-time Are you organized, efficient, and customer-service oriented? Then this may be the position you have been waiting for! The Parks and Recreation Dept. is recruiting for an individual to provide administrative support to the Cemetery office. Must have HS diploma or equivalent, excellent computer skills and two years of office environment experience. For a complete description, or to apply, contact Human Resources at 802/865-7145 or www.ci.burlington.vt.us. If interested, send City of Burlington application, resumé and cover letter by February 8, 2005 to:

HR Dept Rm. 33 City Hall Burlington, VT 05401 Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply.

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The Vermont Mozart Festival is seeking a motivated and energetic Executive Director of Development & Public Relations.

Please submit resumé no later than February 4th to:

Vermont Mozart Festival 125 College Street Burlington, VT 05401 jobs@vtmozart.com

MAJOR RESPONSIBILITIES INCLUDE: managing the membership and sponsorship programs, grant writing, designing and implementing media strategy, etc. The successful candidate will have excellent interpersonal, organizational, and communication skills; experience in fundraising, grant writing, and event planning as well as in marketing and public relations; knowledge of Microsoft Office and Access. Knowledge of classical music is helpful but not necessary. SALARY COMMENSURATE WITH EXPERIENCE.

Is your work shed the envy of your neighbors? Are your tool and equipment catalogs full of dog-eared pages? Do you ever wander the aisles of a hardware store just for fun? Do you take pride in discovering the latest gizmo? If you have these qualities and the right skills, we may have the perfect job for you. We’re looking for someone, who loves living the country lifestyle as much as we do, to source hardworking and hardto-find products for our catalog. You will research and select new merchandise, negotiate pricing and terms, and find the best products for our active, do-it-yourself customers. The right candidate will have previous buying experience, solid analytical/computer skills, be a do-it-yourselfer with familiarity with tools and equipment, and be willing to travel 10% of the time. Country Home Products is the worldwide manufacturer and marketer of the DR® and Neuton® brands of outdoor power equipment. We offer a competitive salary, great benefit package including 401(k), and a sought-after work environment. Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to:

COUNTRY HOME PRODUCTS®, Inc. PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD290 Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 jobs@countryhomeproducts.com Job Hotline 802-877-1235 Country Home Products is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

S TAT E O F V E R M O N T For the people…the place… the possibilities.

DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS/PRINCIPAL ASSISTANT ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT Department of Tourism and Marketing Tell Vermont’s story to the world. Experienced professional State of Vermont sought to lead the Department of Tourism & Marketing’s Department of Health, Division of Mental Health public and trade relations efforts. Responsible for all media relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; The Department of Health, of national Mental media; Health, pitching targeted story ideas to Division regional and isdevelopment seeking a half-time administrative assistant to joinofits of press trips and itineraries; management mediateam, contact lists; and support for Vermont’s legal which includes four attorneysinternational and three Montpelier – Exempt, Full-Time. Apply public relation initiatives. paralegals. The work location will start in Waterbury by resume, writing samples and a minimum of three references and then move to downtown Burlington. The position to Sybil Chicoine, Deputy Commissioner, 6 Baldwin Street, requires performance in a fast-paced environment Montpelier, VT 05633. Application Deadline: 10/10/03. while Log onto www.vermontpersonnel.org for job description. maintaining a focus on detail. Qualified candidate will

be proficient with Microsoft Office and Word, have excellent communication skills and be able to handle a diverse workload. Legal administrative experience a plus. Interested applicants should send a resumé or standard State of Vermont application to: Wendy S. Beinner, A.A.G., Agency of Human Services Department of Health, Division of Mental Health 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05671 The State of Vermont is an equal opportunity employer and does not discriminate on the basis of race, color, national orgin, gender, age, sexual orientation, handicapping condition and/or disability.

Full-time Program Specialist Seeking assertive individual with excellent communication skills to work in a residential setting and provide service coordination and support to HIV+ individuals. Candidates must have life experience and/or working knowledge of HIV/AIDS and work from a nonjudgmental, harm-reduction model. Knowledge of housing, mental health and substance use issues essential; familiarity with area resources and systems ideal. Reliable transportation needed. Potential for meal planning/preparation and flexible schedule. Salary range: $25,000- $27,000; full health & dental; excellent benefits; great working environment. People of color strongly encouraged to apply. Send cover letter and resumé by Monday, 2/7/05 to:

Martha Tormey, Director of Services Vermont CARES, P.O. Box 5248 Burlington, VT 05402 HIV+ individuals encouraged to apply. EOE.

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EMPLOYMENT

Looking for a go-getter who Disability Rights Organization seeks a full-time advocate or attorney familiar with Social Security Benefits programs (SSI, SSDI, Medicaid) and Voc Rehab to help overcome barriers to employment faced by benefit recipients throughout Vermont. Advocate will provide training and education to service providers and beneficiaries regarding beneficiary rights and provide direct services to beneficiaries experiencing barriers to employment. Advocate may be asked to perform other protection and advocacy functions for individuals with disabilities. Send cover letter and resumĂŠ to:

Ed Paquin, Executive Director Vermont Protection and Advocacy, Inc. 141 Main St., Suite 7, Montpelier, VT 05601

employment@sevendaysvt.com

People with disabilities are encouraged to apply. Accommodations available in the hiring process. EOE

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can serve with a smile. Experience unnecessary but great people skills and motivation are a must. A fun working environment, free lunch and the best customers in town.

Apply in person, 152 Battery Street, Burlington. employment@sevendaysvt.com

SUMMER CAMP DIRECTORS WANTED The Vermont Institute of Natural Science Camp Directors

Do you like to be outside, explore the natural world, splash in ponds, catch frogs, hike mountains, and create art? Are you also friendly, outgoing and have the skills, maturity and experience to develop and implement a day camp for children ages 4-16? VINS needs summer camp directors to run thematic nature camps at its Montpelier and Quechee sites. Position runs June 13 â€“ August 19, 2005

"%!2 #2%7 7!.4%$ Full-time Physical Therapy Position Pyramids Child Development Center, a not-for-profit organization dedicated to the service of young children, is seeking to hire a full-time Physical Therapist to provide early intervention and preschool special education physical therapy. Caseloads will include on-site preschool special education for children between the ages of 3-5 and off-site early intervention for children ages infant to three years. Pyramids Child Development Center, located in Morrisonville (Plattsburgh), New York, promotes and offers organic meals for children and staff, childrenâ€™s yoga, therapeutic dance, art and music, and colleague yoga classes in our beautifully restored school. If your professional goals are to work with a team of professionals committed to early childhood excellence, then Pyramids is right for you.

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Immediate positions are available for a New York licensed PT Therapist. One year of experience is required.

Contact:

Melissa Dorsett-Felicelli at 518-562-3847 or fax resumĂŠ and letter of interest to 518-563-8258. Sign-on Fee $2,000.00 Required Commitment: Two-year Early Intervention and Preschool Special Education Contract.

Starting Salary: 10-Month Position $38,500.00 40-hour work week â€“ School Calendar Vacations 12-Month Position $44,500.00 40-hour work week â€“ School Calendar Vacations (3 weeks off in the summer)

â€˘ Annual 3.5% Increase â€˘ Full Time Health Insurance â€˘ 401K Retirement Plan â€˘ Long Term Disability â€˘ Conference and Materials Budget â€˘ Transcription Services

Send your resumĂŠ and three references to the site you are interested in. 713 Elm Street Montpelier, Vermont 05602 or 2723 Church Hill Road Woodstock, Vermont 05091 (for Quechee position). Application deadline is March 1, 2005.

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Service Coordinator

Customer Service

Champlain Vocational Services is currently seeking an experienced, dedicated professional to join our team. CVS is a progressive, intimate, team-oriented provider agency with a strong emphasis on selfdetermination values, as well as individual and family relationships.

Hippotherapy The future of Pyramids will include Hippotherapy, a therapeutic riding program using trained horses for the physically challenged child. Grants to support this project are underway. Six acres of land located behind the Morrisonville facility have been dedicated to this project allowing for the construction of an indoor winterized riding arena and stables.

Please check our website at www.vinsweb.org for a full job description.

Part-time Commitment. Full Impact. Weâ€™re Grainger, a Fortune 500 corporation and the leading maintenance, repair and operating supplier in the world. Right now, weâ€™re offering committed, detail-oriented individuals the opportunity to earn a competitive salary in a part-time role.

CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSOCIATE â€“ Part-time

By working at our South Burlington facility, youâ€™ll find that your enthusiasm for life and your work are the skills you need to find solutions for our customers. In person or on the phone, youâ€™ll play an integral role in making sure all of our customersâ€™ needs are met.

A high school diploma, computer skills and the ability to lift 50 lbs. are required. Previous customer service and retail merchandising experience or industrial supplies product knowledge is a plus.

Your scheduled hours will be flexible between the hours of 8:00AM and 4:00PM, Monday through Friday.

Grainger offers a competitive salary and an excellent profit sharing program. Please apply in person at: Grainger, 20 Gregory Dr., South Burlington, VT 05403 or email: james.greene@grainger.com. No phone calls, please! EOE. Visit us at www.grainger.com.

Requirements: Bachelorâ€™s degree in the human service field, detailed knowledge of residential and community-based supports, demonstrated leadership skills and the ability to work in a team setting.This full-time position offers a competitive salary and benefits package along with ongoing training and support. Please send letter of interest and resumĂŠ to: CVS, c/o Kelley Homiller 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446

Community Inclusion Positions Available 16.5 hours per week, Mondays, Wednesdays and Thursdays supporting a young gentleman with developmental disabilities in the community and at his job. 21 hours per week, Monday through Friday, supporting 3 individuals in community settings, assisting them in developing new relationships, supporting them at work and acquiring independent living skills. 24.5 hours per week, Sunday through Friday, working with a middle-aged woman both in her home and in the community supporting her with independent living skills.

staff@cvsvt.org â€˘ 655-0511

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT OFFICE MANAGER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT needed for small architectural firm. Smart, organized, interested, flexible, motivated, funny, responsible, discreet and professional. Proficiency with MS Office Suite, QuickBooks and Macintosh a plus. Creative environment, diverse work and flexible hours. Send resumé with cover letter to:

GKW WORKING DESIGN • PO BOX 1341 • STOWE, VT 05672

Heindel and Noyes P.O. Box 4503, Burlington, Vermont 05406-4503

Local environmental consulting firm seeks well-organized administrative assistant. If you can type 80 wpm, use a dictaphone and multitask, send a cover letter and resumé to: Heindel & Noyes, Attn: Lisa, P.O. Box 4503, Burlington, VT 05406-4503 or email to: Lbushee@q-city.com. Excellent pay, benefits and working environment. No phone calls, please!

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Infant Childcare Caregiver

We’ll help you fill all that free time.

positions available. Education and experience preferred. Professionalism and flexibility a must. Call Crystal (802) 434-3891 for more information. EOE

Family Shelter Staff Positions

Part-time, substitute, and overnight positions available in our Family Shelters. Responsibilities include working with families in shelter to maintain a safe and supportive living environment. Strong communication and crisis management skills a must. Weekends required. Send cover letter and resumé to:

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Heather Blondin COTS P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402 No phone calls accepted. EOE

GUEST SERVICE REPRESENTATIVE: Full-time, immediate opening. Must be able to work a flexible schedule: day, evening and weekend hours. Prior hotel experience helpful, customer service experience needed. Must enjoy working in a fast-paced environment, able to handle multiple tasks professionally and have a friendly demeanor with the public. We offer competitive wages and benefits. Interested applicants should apply in person to: Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

has immediate openings for:

Immediate Opening Medical Assistant (MA) • Experience required • Competitive salary and benefits • Flexible hours/schedule Contact Nancy at 865-3655 or fax CV to 865-3626

C HARLOTTE C ENTRAL S CHOOL is looking for persons interested in joining our special education team.

SPECIAL ED PARAPROFESSIONAL Williamstown Middle High School The successful candidate will work in both traditional and alternative classroom settings, one-on-one, with a high school IEP student. This position requires patience, knowledge of behavioral approaches, and a calm, reassuring manner. Associate's degree or equivalent required. Send cover letter, resumé, three letters of reference, and transcripts to:

Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hebert Rd, Williamstown, VT 05679

INDIVIDUAL ASSISTANT – Full-time position (8:00-3:15) to work with a student in the primary classroom. Gain valuable experience in a supportive environment with competitive pay and benefits. Contact Kathie Wagner at 425-2771 for more information or to schedule an interview. Resumés may also be emailed to kwagner@cssu.org

Sales Manager P.O. Box 706 Essex Junction, VT 05453 or bblokland@paydata.com

If interested, call Tammy at (802) 864-9181 or email tamazonvt@yahoo.com.

EOE

Full-time Funding Specialist

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Salary, commission, benefits. Southern VT travel, no overnights. Submit resumé and cover letter to:

Excellent reimbursement, great learning opportunity and meaningful work.

A nonprofit disability rights organization seeks a

EOE

Career sales position with the leading Vermontbased Payroll & HR services company. Seeking a motivated, organized, confident individual with the proven ability to turn prospects into clients. Telephone cold calling, relentless prospecting, and solid sales presentations are keys to success in this rewarding career position with our highly regarded company. B to B prospecting and outside selling experience required, payroll knowledge a plus.

We are looking for individuals who are enthusiastic, flexible and willing to work as part of a team. Experience working with challenging behaviors helpful. Regular hours (20-30 hours) with flexible scheduling.

Vermont Center for Independent Living

Jackpot

Position Starting in March 2005:

Sales Career with a Vermont leader

Provide support to an engaging, fun and active developmentally disabled young woman in her community and home in Burlington area.

EOE

Immediate Opening: PARA EDUCATOR – Part-time position (10:00-2:00) to work with students in the intermediate level program.

Community & Residential Support Staff:

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Outpatient Mental Health & Substance Abuse Counselor Dual licensure preferred. Master’s degree in counseling or related field required. Must be experienced and skilled in working with and engaging adolescents and families. Demonstrated experience with the GAIN assessment, Motivational Interviewing and MET/CBT preferred. Candidate must have excellent written and oral communication and report writing skills. Demonstrated experience collaborating with multiple service providers also required. Great opportunity to work with a wonderful team. Resumé to:

AR 177 Pearl St. Burlington, VT 05401

for the Sue Williams Freedom Fund, based in the Shelburne office. Must have excellent communication skills and experience with spreadsheets, database systems and excellent people skills. Send resumé to Sarah Wendell at VCIL, 11 E. State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602 Deadline for resumé: January 28, 2005.

Williamstown Middle High School 1.0 FTE Middle School Math Teacher

2005-2006 School Year The candidate of choice will be dynamic, studentcentered, with experience in standards-based math instruction using differentiated instruction strategies and working as part of a team. Qualifications: Must be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. Please submit cover letter, resumé, three letters of reference, transcripts, and certification documents by January 30, 2005 to: Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hebert Rd, Williamstown, VT 05679 EOE

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It’s easy to spot recruiters who advertise in SEVEN DAYS. To get results, advertise in SEVEN DAYS Employment Classifieds. Call Michelle Brown at (802) 865-1020 x21.

SEVEN DAYS Where the good jobs are.

4 employment ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/MEDICAL BILLING SPECIALIST: Montpelier psychotherapist seeks reliable, accurate, organized, selfmotivated, experienced, computer-savvy assistant with medical billing experience. Will train right person. 4 hrs/wk. Resumé/cover letter: ahunter@sover.net. ADULT ENTERTAINMENT: $500 bonus. Club and show work. Hot Bodies, 652-0003.

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCER looking for dancers, models, escorts for future productions. 802658-1464. BOOM TRUCK DRIVER: Vermont deliveries. Full benefits package, 401K, profitsharing, good wages, overtime avail. Call John, 802658-3730. CABINET MAKER: Experienced, full-time for custom, high-end shop. Some production experience helpful. Fax resumé, 802849-6615 or PO Box 299, Fairfax, VT 05454.

DISTRIBUTOR/SALES REP: Local, established delivery route. We pay the most! Part-time. Every other Friday. If you’re motivated by exc. $, are 21+ and have a vehicle, call 1-800-950-4227 for full info. DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. AM shift avail. Apply in person.

ESTABLISHED BOAT YARD looking for experienced worker to join our team in the repair and maintenance of wood and fiberglass boats. Required skills include painting, woodworking and fiberglassing. Full-time, yearround employment avail. Must have strong work ethic and willingness to perform a variety of tasks. Call 4252004.

FAT HEN MARKET IN VERGENNES is looking for a full-time employee, would prefer someone w/experience in the food retail business, but open to motivated individuals. You must be flexible in schedule, a salary position with room-to-grow. Contact Heidi, 877-2923. FULL-TIME GALLERY ASSISTANT needed with excellent computer and organizational skills. Ability to multitask a must, some weekends required. Please send resumé to clarkegal leries@stowevt.net or P.O. Box 777, Stowe, VT 05672.

LIZ LOVELY, a vegan cookie company in Waitsfield, seeks PT/FT artisan baker. Must be hardworking and available year-round. 802-496-6390. READY TO WORK AT HOME? http:/www.cindi.bright women.com. 863-9889. RECEPTIONIST: Part-time, Tuesdays, Thursdays. Dental experience preferred. Fax resumé to: 864-5056. TEMP HELP NEEDED for Valentine’s Day holiday. Drivers, flower processors, sales. Kathy and Company Flowers, 863-7053.

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