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HAPPY RETURNS The citizen soldiers of the National Guard have been sent into the surreal landscape of war against an invaded population, reflecting what our soldiers, medics and nurses faced in Vietnam. U.S. leadership has again failed its soldiers and abandoned them to deal with the Iraqi people in their homes and within prison walls. Government documents show the depth and breadth of torture, sexual humiliation and religious mockery that pass for acceptable treatment of prisoners by U.S. soldiers on orders from their leaders. Dan Frosch’s article, “The Soldier’s Heart” [January 12] focuses on what could be a disservice to soldiers and their families as great as that of sending them to Iraq ill-equipped, ignorant of Iraqi culture, religion and language and with orders that allow for abuse. That there may not be the system in place to help all traumatized soldiers and their families compounds the tragedy of this war. Trauma begets trauma. It ripples through families into the next generation, to the children who carry cracks in their own hearts. Every soldier who returns and goes to the VA for help should be given enough support to cope with permanent heart wounds and the despair that seeps from the cracks. They deserve the help they need to

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PRICE OF WAR My cousin Brandon’s story illustrates that not only are our returned soldiers not guaranteed professional psychological support [“Soldier’s Heart,” January 12], they aren’t guaranteed reemployment. During Operation Enduring Freedom in Afghanistan, Brandon was a medical services officer who provided frontline medical support to wounded soldiers. When he returned to his hometown of Columbus, Ohio, he was given 90 days to “readjust” to civilian life and “recuperate” from the intense stress and trauma of combat. Brandon was severely depressed and suffered from terrible Post Traumatic Stress Disorder. His medical coverage through the Army Reserve, however, afforded him only group therapy, and only at his discretion. To make matters worse, Brandon returned to his place of employment, the Columbus Department of Health, only to discover that the promotion and

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WATCH YOUR LANGUAGE I must object to Peter Freyne’s use of the word “terrorists” to describe Iraqis who kill Vermont troops [“Inside Track,”

December 29]. U.S. soldiers have slaughtered over 100,000 civilians in our latest military adventure. Peter is a courageous journalist and his column is often excellent, but to call someone defending his country against a murderous, illegal invasion a “terrorist” is a debasement of language. David Symons BURLINGTON

REEFER MADNESS It is particularly disturbing for me that our state law-enforce-

ment agency would rather chase medical-marijuana patients than predatory rapists, as reported by Ken Picard and Cathy Resmer [“Local Matters,” December 29]. And, I bear/bare? full responsibility for this plight of our women. It is true that as a woman, I am a second-class citizen in the eyes of public safety. I sued Commissioner Kerry Sleeper and 13 other male state troopers individually in 1991 for viewing in my home and then seizing my very private homemade sex tape. It was seized during the execu-

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uesday was the day the former CEO of Vermont’s largest hospital had long tried to avoid. The day he would be treated like a common criminal, arraigned before a federal judge, charged with a felony, and asked the question, “Mr. Boettcher, how do you plead?” As Seven Days reported back on December 8, January would be the month for criminal indictments in the gazillion-dollar Renaissance Scandal on Hospital Hill. Tuesday was Bill Boettcher’s turn and, we’re told, more arraignments will follow. The combined federal and state criminal probe has been underway for more than two and a half years. The Fletcher Allen Renaissance Project, once billed at $173 million, will actually cost Vermont healthcare consumers almost $200 million more than that. Last fall, Thad Krupka, Big Bill’s assistant in crime, copped the first plea and obviously has been singing like a bird. Boettcher was charged with one count of fraud for lying to BISHCA, the state agency that runs the certificate-of-need process for hospital expansions. Big Bill pled guilty and agreed to forfeit the $733,000 going-away present the board of discredited trustees handed him when he resigned in July 2002. Big Bill faces a maximum two years behind bars under the deal and will likely get less. Can you say, “Martha Stewart?” According to Mr. O’Neill, Boettcher’s still got a few good years left and wanted to get his Vermont problem behind him. Let’s face it, there are those who say Bill Boettcher, like a U.S. Army prison guard in Iraq, was only doing his job. Only following orders from the board of trustees. And those orders were to get Fletcher Allen up to speed and heavily engaged in a competitive struggle for patients with the modern medical palace across the Connecticut River called Dartmouth-Hitchcock. After all, health care is a cutthroat business. The Mary Fanny was losing customers to Dartmouth. Vermont Attorney General Bill Sorrell told Seven Days a fine without jail time would not have been appropriate. That would have sent the message “that if you’ve got the money you can just buy your way out of this thing.” Sorrell described Boettcher as “a take-noprisoners, my-way-or-the-highway kind of guy.” He had no time for niceties. Boettcher didn’t stop to think, said Sorrell, that “getting it done could have short-term benefits but long-term negative implications.” As for more arraignments of former Mary Fanny big wigs involved in the Renaissance Scandal, Sorrell said, “It’s not over. We’re starting to get there, but it’s not over. This is not the end of the Fletcher Allen matter, but it’s a huge step forward.” P.S. Since Reporters Cadence Mertz and Stephen Kiernan departed, the Freeps has pretty much ignored the ongoing criminal investigation. So quite a surprise to see five — count ’em, five — Burlington Free Press journalists at Boettcher’s arraignment, including Managing Editor Geoff Gevalt and Editorial Page Editor Susan Reid. Interesting. Does this mean the paper might take a hiatus from its recent string of “Everything’s

Wonderful at Fletcher Allen” stories and editorials? Deaniacs Blog War! — Yours truly finally delved into the blogosphere last weekend for the first time. The impetus was an Internet civil war between former stars of the Howard Dean for President Campaign. It all started when former Deaniac Zephyr Teachout (an attorney whose mom is a Vermont judge and father teaches at Vermont Law School) posted a confession on her brand-new Zonkette Blog (www.zonkette.blogspot.com). Ol’ Zeph told the universe the Dean Campaign had hired two top bloggers in order to get them to promote Ho-Ho’s candidacy among their faithful readers in cyberspace. In a January 10 post, Zephyr wrote that Dean campaign hired Markos Zuniga (www.dailykos.com) and Jerome Armstrong (www.mydd.com) “as consultants, largely in order to ensure that they said positive things about Dean. We paid them over twice as much as we paid two staffers of similar backgrounds, and they had several other clients. “While they ended up also providing useful advice, the initial reason for our outreach was explicitly to buy their airtime. To be very clear, they never committed to supporting Dean for the payment — but it was very clearly, internally, our goal.” Teachout’s declaration came three days after USA Today broke the news that black TV commentator Armstrong Williams had been paid $240,000 by the Bush administration to say nice things about the president’s “No Child Left Behind” education initiative. Zephyr’s blog bombshell was quickly picked up by the Wall Street Journal, and hit the national political talk-show circuit as evidence that what Bush did wasn’t so bad, since Democrat Dean was buying off bloggers to get favorable “press.” The bloggers themselves dispute Zephyr’s claim, as does former Dean Campaign Manager Joe Trippi. And many readers have called Zephyr very nasty names for allegedly helping the Bush cause. As it turns out, Zephyr is currently a fellow at Harvard’s Beekman Center for Internet, Law and Society. She just started her blog and posted her “revelation” about the Dean campaign’s blog ethics to promote an upcoming conference on “Blogging, Credibility and Journalism” at the Beekman Center. Ol’ Zeph couldn’t have promoted it any better. Circ Update — As everybody knows, Gov. Jim Douglas’ 2002 election promise to build the Chittenden County Circumferential Highway has gone the way of President George W. Bush’s promise to bring freedom to the people of Iraq. The fact that Gov. Scissorhands’ promise was based on the Bush administration’s decision to put our Circ on Dubya’s fast track indicates that great minds often think alike. Like Bush on the road to Iraq, Gov. Douglas refused to entertain any criticism. None. Didn’t want to hear it. INSIDE TRACK >> 18A

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age of 50 who are currently serving in the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan. At his going-away party last week, Durenleau’s friends and colleagues at Vermont Adult Learning in Colchester reflected on his impending deployment and talked about how Durenleau seems more like a poster child for adult literacy than Army recruitment. In 1991, Durenleau earned his high-school diploma. Then, after developing a keen interest in Vermont history, he stuck with the literacy program to help him read history books. Today, Durenleau serves on the board of VALUE — Voice for Adult Literacy United for Education — a national leadership organization that encourages older people to learn to read. At his party, Durenleau unwrapped some presents from his friends: a field guide to wildflowers of the United States, a portable CD player, several books on tape, and a stationery set for writing letters home. They also collected some money so Durenleau can

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<localmatters> Craftsbury Uncommon Apart from the area’s natural beauty and the outdoor activities it invites, there isn’t much to see or do in Craftsbury Common. And there’d be even less if it weren’t for librarian extraordinaire Linda Wells. She has turned the local library into a vibrant center of education, cultural activity and community involvement in a Northeast Kingdom town that lacks even a general store. For 20 years, Wells has worked to make the Craftsbury Public Library ever more accessible — to the point where it now serves 1800 patrons, even though the town itself has only 1100 residents. Wells also slowly, diplomatically and relentlessly advocated for construction of a larger facility. Her efforts paid off two years ago when Craftsbury opened a new $625,000 library with three times more space than its 1100square-foot clapboard predecessor. “Linda made my job of raising money very easy,” says David Stoner, who headed the capital campaign for the new library. “Her foresight, her enthusiasm for reading, and her work with children were inspiring and persuasive to many in this community.” Wells’ achievements were recently recognized nationally as well. In December, she received a New York Times Librarian Award in a ceremony at the newspaper’s offices. Chosen from 1500 nominees in 47 states, Wells was among a dozen winners from outside the New York metropolitan area. Each honoree received $2500 and a commemorative plaque. Three Craftsbury high school students nominated Wells for the award. “Our public library is the center of community activity, and Linda Wells has been our librarian for all of our lives,” wrote Katie Rowell, Hannah Madigan and Sarah Miller. “As kids we knew Linda as the lady with the welcoming smile and optimistic word who opened up a world of exploration and learning through her puppets, crafts

and enormous numbers of high-quality and interesting books. Now we enjoy teen nights with movies and participate in the adult educational, social and civic programs that she arranges at the library.” The three girls are among more than 30 volunteers whom Wells has helped recruit. In addition, about half of the town’s students regularly use the library, which is open 26 hours per week. And even when it’s officially closed, Wells arranges access for students in need of research materials for a paper due the next day.

buy a new pair of sneakers. “So you can run twice as fast,” joked one of his fellow students. Despite these lighthearted moments, there was no concealing the many worried faces around the room; several women wept silently. Privately, a few of Durenleau’s friends expressed anger and frustration that

Moreover, he knows that the separation from his family will be particularly rough on his 6-year-old grandson Donovan. Nevertheless, the staff sergeant beams with pride that he’s attached to the first armored National Guard battalion in the country to be deployed for a combat mission. “I’m proud

Linda Wells has turned the local library into a vibrant center of education, cultural activity and community involvement in a Northeast Kingdom town that lacks even a general store. “She is totally generous with her time and space,” the three high school juniors wrote in their nominating letter. A Staten Island native and mother of two grown children, Wells attributes her success to “planning carefully and not giving up.” She says she learned “to ask for a little bit more here and a little bit more there. I had a vision for what service could be in this small community, and I kept trying to make it come true.”

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Durenleau joins the more than 4000 other men and women over the age of 50 who are currently serving in the U.S. military in Iraq and Afghanistan. the military would send a 57-year-old into combat for 18 months. As one of them noted, if Durenleau were just a year older, he wouldn’t be going to war at all. Durenleau doesn’t withhold his own fears about heading into a war zone. He knows that the rigors of combat can be grueling for men and women half his age, and he’s concerned about coping with the heat.

that they asked me to go,” he says. “What else can I say? I didn’t have no choice.” And like another old soldier who kept a stiff upper lip in the face of adversity, Durenleau told his friends and colleagues, “I’ll miss you all and keep you in mind. And I shall return.” KEN PICARD >> 16A

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Two Thumbs Down! Hospital administrator Mary Beth Rennie, a witness in actor Robert Blake’s murder trial in Los Angeles, testified that she and her boyfriend, a doctor, hid by a tree instead of offering assistance when Blake cried for help for his bleeding wife because they agreed that he wasn’t convincing. Rennie called his behavior “odd” and “forced.”

ing man entering with what looked like a gun tucked into his pants. The husband used his cell phone to alert police, who found Darryl Jerome Lee, 42, hiding in a stairwell. When police Lt. Sal Ruggiero credited the couple with foiling a bank robbery, bank manager Bob Nelson told ABC Action News that he would “look over that resumé very well.”

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A man applying for a job as a cook at a restaurant in Tacoma, Washington, jumped up during his interview and left. “He just flew out the door,” restaurant owner Nick Delin said, noting that the

Catholic dioceses have changed part of their worship ritual because of concerns about catching the flu. The Diocese of Burlington, Vermont, asked its parishioners to stop shaking hands during the sign of peace and not use the cup of wine for communion until Easter. Bishop the Most Rev. Kenneth A. Angell said he acted because of the shortage of flu vaccine. • The Diocese of Metuchen, New Jersey, announced that worshippers could “smile and bow to one’s neighbor instead of extending one’s hand if there is a serious concern about contagion.” The letter from Rev Paul G. Bootkoski also said no one was bound to drink wine from the shared chalice during communion because the consecrated wafer represents not just the body of Christ, but also the blood. • Churchgoing may increase lung damage, according to a study in the European Respiratory Journal. It reported that burning candles and incense releases very small particulate matter that can reach very deep into the lungs, causing a range of problems from heart disease to cancer. University of Maastricht researcher Theo de Kok said that the

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White and the Seven Dwarves, the theater filled the remaining three roles by attaching two puppets in dwarf outfits to a background wall and having the actor playing the prince double as the seventh dwarf. Unfortunately, the actor missed the production, theater spokesperson Susanne Kreuzer said, “because he was in stuck down in the mine working overtime.” • Australian police responding to a report of a woman trapped headfirst in a charity clothing bin in Sydney on Christmas Day discovered that the victim was actually a 35-year-old man wearing a miniskirt. He told his rescuers that he was donating clothes when he became stuck. “I guess that’s his own prerogative why he was wearing a skirt,” a police officer said. “It’s not really an offense.”

applicant had been keeping an eye on an extended-cab pickup outside with keys in his hand. Delin told the Tacoma News Tribune that the truck belonged to the unidentified job seeker, who had left the motor running with the air conditioning on and the doors locked because his 6-month-old daughter was sleeping in the back seat. When a woman used a master key to unlock the truck and drove off, the applicant and Delin chased her in a sport utility vehicle and confronted the driver. She told police who arrived at the scene that she didn’t think the baby was real. The baby slept throughout the incident, and the father got the job. • Ed and Tameka Kimbrough stopped by a bank in Tampa, Florida, to apply for a job and spotted a suspicious-look-

measure of fine particulate matter from burning candles in a small chapel and a basilica was 20 times more than the European Union limit.

Close Enough Counts When the souvenir poster for the fall International Balloon Fiesta in Albuquerque, New Mexico, was unveiled, the illustration featured familiar stovepipe-shaped saguaros cacti. “For the geographically challenged,” the Albuquerque Journal noted on its front page, “saguaros are indigenous to the Sonoran desert of Arizona and Mexico. They don’t grow in New Mexico.” ProCreations Publishing Co. issued a revised version, although the poster producer’s owner insisted that there was nothing wrong with the original version. “It’s not accurate, but it’s valid,” Bud Brimberg said, explaining, “Yeah, we’re celebrating an event, but this event is actually bigger and more universal than just a very, very particular desert.” • Federal and state officials in California shut down a chain of private high schools, calling its diplomas “worthless.” Attorney General Bill Lockyer said that the California Alternative High School charged its mostly Latino students $450 to $1450 for a 10-week course and a 54page workbook that contains misspellings and factual errors. Among the gaffes are that “the United States has 53 states and that the flag has not been updated to reflect the additional three states”; “that the U.S. government has four branches: executive, legislative, judicial and administrative”; and that World War II lasted from 1938 to 1942. 쩾

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his business is so much about being in the right place at the right time,” notes Vergennes tenor Wayne Hobbes. For him, the right place and time looks like Covent Gardens, London’s Royal Opera House, in 1984 — or rather, this May, when he understudies the role of Syme in the world premiere of the operatic adaptation of George Orwell’s classic novel. New York Philharmonic Musical Director Lorin Maazel composed the opera, and will conduct. A Vermont native, Hobbes studied at Tanglewood while in high school, then moved on to Boston University’s College of Fine Arts, where he graduated with a

“Sprechstimme,” which are half-sung, half-spoken, “almost like rap,” according to Hobbes. In Orwell’s dystopia, Symes is one of the bad guys: a party member and the main driver behind the “new speak” being enforced by the government. “It’s really a lot of fun to do,” Hobbes says of portraying the character’s loathsome persona. “How often do we get to be like this? In the second act I’m killed by Big Brother.” In one passage, Hobbes will sing, Sir, did you go see the prisoners hang yesterday? It was a good hanging. It spoils it when they tie their feet together. I like to see them kicking. I like to see their tongues sticking right out and blue, a quite bright blue. Or won’t sing, depending on how the health of the role’s principal performer holds out. As a cover, Hobbes is basically being paid to learn the part, be prepared to sing it, and possibly never utter a single note. The odds favor him TENOR WAYNE HOBBES getting some stage time, though. In Maazel’s last world degree in vocal performance. He studied premiere in London, six of the covers got singing in Italy and performed a bit in to step in, Hobbes says. “There’s a very Germany and Austria before returning to good chance that I may get to sing. Even his home state in 1999. if I don’t, this could be a very large Since coming back, Hobbes has been door-opener for other things. Lorin a fairly big fish in the relatively small Maazel knows who I am and respects my pond of Green Mountains classical work. That can’t hurt.” music. He directs the Stowe-based Vermont Gay Men’s Chorus, and has been a regular voice with the Vermont Film fans who gravitate towards Mozart Festival, the Montpelier the indie and off-beat have been worryChamber Orchestra and the Stowe ing about the future of Waterfront Theater Guild. Video. Protracted negotiations between Hobbes’ first big break came last the City of Burlington and April Cornell spring, when he placed second among over moving the interior designer’s head730 competitors in an amateur talent quarters to Battery Street have raised the contest organized by the Boston Pops. question of where — and if — His prize: a chance to sing at Symphony Waterfront might find a new home. The Hall. But being named second-best ama- answer: It’s not being wiped out altoteur in Boston pales in comparison with gether, just washed away… to Shelburne the professional prestige of landing a gig Road. with Maazel. As Hobbes puts it, “Having Owner William Folmar recently been contracted by Royal Covent signed a lease for the former Alpha Gardens carries a certain weight in the Graphics space in the strip mall where industry.” Burlington meets South Burlington. The His ship came in via Vermont. The storefront has plenty of parking, good tenor was performing in the Mozart drive-by visibility, and just 100 fewer Festival’s H.M.S. Pinafore with Sarah square feet than Waterfront’s current Cullins, a local soprano who had location. It’s also just down the street worked with Maazel’s assistant, Douglas from Blockbuster. “We don’t care,” Beck. Beck was searching for singers to Folmar says. “They might.” He hopes to record the maestro’s new work. Through be moved in by the end of March. Cullins’ connection, Hobbes was hired Some Waterfront customers have to help record the first act of 1984. complained about the move away from Maazel liked Hobbes’ work so much that downtown. Folmar’s answer to them: when the Royal Opera House couldn’t “Would they rather have us over at that find a local singer to serve as a standby new place, or not exist at all?” Before “cover” for one of the roles, the conducyou get pissy, consider what Higher tor-composer recommended Hobbes. Ground did for a former Denny’s in Symes’ part is “very virtuoso,” says Winooski. 쩾 Hobbes. “It’s not very long, but the vocal demands are very difficult” — extremely high notes with very fast Email Ruth at ruth@sevendaysvt.com rhythmic and melodic passages, and

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Dear Cecil, I’m a runner, and I’m always having to take grief from people (especially my wife) who happily point out that you’ll get the same benefit walking 3 miles as you will running the same distance, and you won’t risk crippling arthritis of all your major body parts. So the other day I had a flash! Going back to high school auto mechanics and some hotrod magazines, I explained to my wife that since I’m exerting the same force to move the same mass the same distance, I’m doing the same amount of work — but since I’m doing it twice as fast, I’m exerting two times the power and probably using twice the calories. My wife is pretty bright, though: She pointed out that if I run and exert twice the power in half the time, and then sit on my butt desperately trying to catch my breath for the other half of the time, then average power exerted is a wash. Is she right? Does running have any calorie advantage over walking, or am I really being that dumb (not like it would be the first time)? Peter Prout, Winchester, Virginia A complicated question, often answered wrong even by those who ought to know. We’ll take it by steps: 1. The unschooled view, which springs from the ancient instinct that pain = gain, is that running is better than walking because afterward you’re sweating like a horse and gasping for breath. 2. Those with a semester or two of physics under their belts, on the other hand, reason that since the amount of work involved is the same, running a mile has the same impact as walking an equal distance. 3. However, this assumes that running and walking are equally efficient means of locomotion. Generally speaking they’re not — running requires substantially more energy per unit of distance. Several factors contribute to this. Shall we start with entropy and the second law of thermodynamics? Eh, maybe not. How about aerodynamic drag, which increases with the square of the speed? Probably not something you need to worry about unless you’ve really been hitting the steroids.

Here’s something a little more relevant: Analyses of the biomechanics of walking vs. running suggest that walking is a more efficient gait except at higher speeds. The crossover point is somewhere around 5 mph, varying with the individual. At that speed, walking and running are equally efficient. Below the crossover point, running is less efficient, apparently because you lose energy absorbing the impact of the ground with your bent knees. Above it, walking falls behind because of the awkwardness of the race-walking gait. Gait is the critical issue, incidentally — running speed is irrelevant. Subtracting out the energy required just to keep you breathing, you’ll use about the same amount of juice finishing the marathon in two hours or four. 4. To return to our main point, running consumes more calories per unit of distance than walking. For a person who weighs 70 kilograms (about 154 pounds), walking at 5 kilometers per hour (3.1 miles per hour) consumes 50 calories per kilometer, whereas running at 10 kph (6.2 mph) consumes 78 calories per kilometer. 5. Aha, you say, running is better than walking! Not necessarily, even if we narrowly define “better” as “consumes more calories.” When you begin a workout your body is metabolizing carbohydrates, but as the minutes tick by you start burning fat — at minute 50 of light exercise, you’re chugging along on a 75/25 fat/carb mix. Sixty percent of your maximum aerobic capacity (reached at roughly 75 percent of maximal heart rate, which is generally calculated as 220 minus your age) is optimal for fat burning; as exercise becomes increasingly strenuous you start burning more carbs. Some have seized on these facts to claim that sustained low- to moderate-intensity exercise is a better way to shed flab than going all out. The point is hotly disputed; I merely note that for the significantly overweight, walking can be easier on the heart, joints, etc. 6. At any rate, calorie consumption isn’t the chief goal of exercise; cardiovascular fitness is. The American College of Sports Medicine says you should exercise three to five times a week in 20- to 60-minute sessions intense enough to raise your pulse to between 60 and 90 percent of your maximal heart rate. Such exercise should be aerobic, meaning something like running, brisk walking, biking, swimming or cross-country skiing, as opposed to, say, weight training. Is running better than walking for this purpose? Depends. Running is certainly more of a workout per unit of time, but if your idea is that 15 minutes of running equals 30 minutes of walking, forget it — sustained exertion is the key. Then again, while any exercise is better than none, if your wife thinks a no-sweat half-hour amble around the neighborhood is the equivalent of your 3-mile run, she’s kidding herself, too. CECIL ADAMS

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o, it seems there was this woman up in Milo, Maine, who baked a blueberry pie not long ago and got killed for it. Her baking “is believed to have started a chain of events that ended in the murder-suicide” of herself and her husband, according to the Associated Press. Picture it: Pearle Cogswell, 66, bakes a blueberry pie and wants to give it away to “relatives.” But her husband, Eugene Cogswell, 75, objects to this. Apparently, he wants to eat the pie himself. The first thing he does is throw a glass of wine in her face. Then he shoots her, right there in the kitchen. Overcome with remorse, realizing what he’s done, Cogswell then shoots himself, so that police now have two bodies to stumble over while they try to figure out what it was about Pearle’s pie that resulted in such a horror: “The freshly baked blueberry pie was still on the countertop.”

Leave it to America’s conglomerate media to turn even the tsunami into a story on the level of Brad and Jennifer’s separation. Tsunami? What tsunami? Here’s another one for you: A “convicted foot-licker” in Rhode Island, Raymond Champion Dubin, 24, recently pleaded no contest to charges that he followed three women around department stores in Woonsocket “and licked their feet.” One of the women insisted in court that Dubin had “licked her feet three times while she was shopping.” I admit that I had to think about this very hard. There you are in Woonsocket, shopping, and someone comes up and licks your feet. OK — but three times? Iraq? What war in Iraq? You may think that these items have nothing to do with each other, and you’re right. I’m grabbing at any straw I can before having to turn again to the disasters of the Bush regime. The tsunami, yes, we could talk about that, although so many people already have. Leave it to America’s conglomerate media to turn even a disaster like this one into a story on the level of Brad and Jennifer’s separation. You get so tired of hearing about it that you’d just as soon see a return of the Black Death. Which, if things continue the way they are, you probably will. Iraq? Well, they do have some elections coming up, not that they’ll be honest, and not that many people will vote in them for fear of being shot or blown to pieces. Even the candidates, reports The Washington Post, won’t declare themselves by name because they know that if they do they’ll probably be assassinated. According to a report this past week on the BBC in London, “The head of Iraq’s intelligence service, General Muhammad Shahwani, now puts the number of ‘insurgents’ at 200,000, of which 40,000 are said to be the hard core and the rest active sup-

porters. These figures do not represent an insurgency. They represent a war.” And, the Post continues, the National Intelligence Council of the CIA now admits, “Iraq has replaced Afghanistan as the training ground for the next generation of ‘professionalized’ terrorists.” Bushwhack, meanwhile, has made it clear to his staff that “no bad news” about Iraq is to be brought to his attention, according to a daily political tip sheet called The Nelson Report. Good work, Georgie! That’s what I call liberation from the lash of Saddam Hussein. And, by the way, why haven’t we seen Hussein drawn and quartered yet? What’s scaring you? So let’s talk about pizza. I mean the best pizza this side of Rome — discounting, maybe, Chicago’s or New Haven’s — which, in Burlington, is served at Manhattan Pizza & Pub on the corner of Church and Main Streets. Don’t bother arguing about this. I’ve eaten pizza all over town, and while I have high praise for many of our pizzerias, nothing in this city goes down better than a pie from Manhattan’s. I’m so impressed that I even ignore the hordes of students who gather there nightly to chow down and, you know, pick up chicks. I might even shoot Pearle Cogswell rather than surrender a single piece of it. What global warming? Manhattan Pizza’s owner and operator, Nancy Cunha, opened the place in 1993. She uses “only the finest ingredients,” cooks entirely from scratch, and makes the crust very thin. The results are, shall we say, squisito. Meantime, did you know that DingDong’s inaugural is going to cost more than $40 million? And that no one is allowed “to look at him directly” when they march in the celebratory parade down Pennsylvania Avenue? Neither are they to make any “sudden movements,” which would eliminate a lot of baton twirling, I should think. Which ones do you think will turn into pillars of salt if they look the president right in the eye? The lion’s share of paying for “security” at this obscene event is going to be borne, per imperial decree, by the city of Washington, D.C., which has the misfortune of hosting the festivities. You’ll remember, maybe, that the District of Columbia has no national representation, no voice in Congress and a poverty rate that far outstrips many others in the nation. But the District has received a certain amount of “anti-terrorist” funding, as can be seen by the thousands of concrete roadblocks and barricades erected around the White House and every other monument to our nation’s glory. And therefore, pace the Bushmen, the District can pay for protecting the emperor’s balls. Take that last phrase any way you want. What “dubious” election? What “torture memo?” What Social Security “crisis”? Pepperoni on that? 쩾 Email Peter at peterkurth@peterkurth.com

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ichel Lajeunesse has propagated babies by the tens of thousands. No, he’s not a prolific philanderer. The 59-year-old Williston entrepreneur is happily married, with three grown children and five grandkids. But one of his company’s products, Sperm Select, is used by gynecologists worldwide to enhance fertility. Lajeunesse is the owner and president of two interconnected operations, Select Medical Systems and Prince Medical. In a nondescript, one-story building near Rossignol on Industrial Avenue, he manufactures and/or distributes a variety of gizmos related to women’s health. The French-Canadian Lajeunesse graduated from the University of Montreal in 1968. He took his business degree to Rwanda, where he worked briefly as a university administrator. Back home, he reconsidered his career possibilities. The logical avenues, such as accounting, did not appeal to him. “I wanted something that I felt good about that would allow me to learn and to contribute,” Lajeunesse says. Pharmaceuticals fit the bill. Lajeunesse got a job at Pharmacia, at Michel Lajeunesse first in sales and eventually as a marketing Owner, Select Medical Systems director. That kept him in Québec for & Prince Medical four years, before he transferred to the Williston health care conglomerate’s headquarters in Sweden. There he found his future, in the form of a substance called Hyaluronic Acid. The invention replicates a natural liquid in the cervix that filters out bad sperm; women have difficulty conceiving if the cervix doesn’t produce enough of it. Pharmacia developed an HA-based intrauterine insemination kit that could be used in a doctor’s office, eliminating the need for a hospital lab. Lajeunesse purchased the technology in 1990, moved to Vermont and began turning out these mother’s little helpers.

SD: Was there any resistance to this innovation? ML: In 1990, the main obstacle was the misinformation of doctors. It was taken for granted that everything had to be done at labs. Fifteen years later, most gynecologists do fertility treatments in their offices. Our kit is pretty much considered the standard. The cost is only a few hundred dollars, instead of thousands. There are other, more timeconsuming products on the market, but no kits. We have the patent on HA. SD: Is there a chance another company could compete? ML: I suspect that will happen someday. That’s one reason we’ve been diversifying.

which removes cancer cells with an electric current. It’s less invasive and more accurate than previous methods. And the EZ-HSG Catheter, which plugs the outflow of saline solution while doing ultrasound to look for abnormalities in the uterus. Previous catheters of this type used inflated balloons, which tend to pop out. Ours has a bit of foam that keeps the liquid from leaking. SD: When are these products being introduced? ML: The electrode was two months ago. The catheter is out next week. They’re actually manufactured in China, but we are the sole distributors.

SD: How big an operation do you have here? SD: What else do you do? ML: Only seven full-time staff, which ML: We have three different types of includes my wife Monique Girard, who catheters. We’ve branched out from built the company with me. We met in infertility to make mechanisms that col- Sweden, where she also worked for lect cells from the uterus, so doctors can Pharmacia. She’s now in charge of our check for diseases like cancer. I started production and regulatory affairs. But Prince Medical in 1996 with a French we both do everything, from research to partner to manufacture all our products taking out the garbage. SEVEN DAYS: First of all, why whose problem it is, the woman’s or the except Sperm Select. [Select Medical Vermont? man’s. If the man’s sperm count isn’t Systems] manufactures that, but we dis- SD: Well, that seems like the less MICHEL LAJEUNESSE: I have family low, it might be that the cervix is not tribute all the products produced by glamorous side of the job. What in Montréal and I knew this area from functioning properly. Prince. Recently, we’ve also begun disare the satisfactions? my early days. Also, we recognized that tributing products for the gynecology ML: Creatively finding solutions to the main interest in fertility products is SD: How does your therapy work? field that we don’t manufacture ourproblems. And it’s a great feeling to in the U.S. Fifteen percent of the popu- ML: The kit includes HA and a gluselves. All these other things now reprerealize your wife, your daughter or your lation is infertile. cose-based substance, which works as an sent 50 percent of the business. friends have these options. Even people energy source for sperm. They’re mixed I know have used our catheters or our SD: What are the reasons for that? together in a vial along with the sperm. SD: So you’re always exploring new kit and gotten pregnant. ML: People wait longer to start families, In a small incubator — manufactured directions? and there are more infections and more for us in Ferrisburgh — the mixture is SD: Is it strange to contemplate environmental factors. kept at 37 degrees centigrade, the body ML: Yes. Physicians come to us all the time with ideas. We look at the feasibilithe impact of your work? In a temperature, for 45 minutes. The sperm ty, the competition and the market. We sense, you’re an anonymous parSD: How do infertile couples find feels at home, as if in the cervix. Good, have a lot of products in the pipeline at ent to so many. out about Sperm Select? motile sperm will swim to the top of the moment. ML: I never thought of that, but you’re ML: This would be the first step after a the vial. We have specialized syringes right. When I was starting out in this woman sees her gynecologist and drags and needles for the insemination SD: Like what? business, people used to call me the her husband along. She says, “We have process. The entire procedure takes ML: A doctor in Virginia invented two Sperm Man. m a problem.” He says, “No, we don’t have about one hour. of them: the Endo-Cervical Electrode, a problem.” The doctor then tests to see

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Ripple Effect Twenty-two people, including Burlington Mayor Peter Clavelle and members of his staff, crowded around a conference table on the first floor of City Hall last Friday to discuss how to help survivors of the recent Asian tsunami disaster. Clavelle convened the meeting to avoid confusion and duplication of local efforts. Attending representatives from businesses, churches and activist circles described a variety of fundraising endeavors. Megan Epler Wood, a development and ecotourism consultant who has worked in Sri Lanka, planned to hold a house party on Sunday to benefit a group called “Rebuild Sri Lanka.” “My priority is getting a check out right now,” she told the group. Gary Chassman and St. Michael’s professor Tara Naharajan discussed a “village-to-village project,” in which a “village” comprising Burlington and the surrounding towns would adopt a corresponding municipality in Sri Lanka. The city of Burlington already has five sister cities, though none are in the areas directly affected by the tsunami. Chassman and Naharajan plan to work through a Sri Lankan organization called Sarvodaya to create a long-term relationship with a village that extends beyond emergency relief. “We have a long tradition of giving,” Chassman reminded the group, “but we also

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have a long tradition of short attention spans.” Several other fundraising efforts came up during the course of the conversation. The Burlington High School Student Council has raised nearly $600 to date. Let’s Pretend Catering is trying to schedule a brunch at the Echo Center. The Shelburne Athletic Club, the International Red Cross, JapanLink Translations and The Burlington Free Press are teaming up for a walk-a-thon on Saturday, February 12. Tacked to the wall behind the conference table were several colorful maps of Burlington, all featuring the distinctive curve of the Lake Champlain shoreline. They beg comparison to the villages and towns halfway across the world that have been destroyed by water. To get a sense of the scope of the catastrophe, imagine a wave rising up and obliterating not only Burlington, but all of Chittenden County, too; Reuters News Service reports the death toll from the tsunami has surpassed 175,000 — that’s more than a quarter of Vermont’s population.

800,000 people in 100 days. He concedes that the tsunami relief is necessary, but asks why the same concern hasn’t been shown for African countries ravaged by violence and AIDS. A United Nations report released Monday, which calls for increased U.S. development aid to poor countries, estimates that 150,000 African children die of malaria each month — what it calls a “silent tsunami.” “These African crises are the result of tidal waves of hate,” George writes. “Are they any less lethal because of that?” As charitable Americans pitch in to help rebuild after this catastrophe, some, like George, are hoping a wave of support will make its way to equally deserving, but less sensational, corners of the world. “The tsunami aid effort has clearly proved that when the great powers have the will they can respond rapidly and decisively,” George writes. “Have you ever heard those two words — ‘rapidly’ and ‘decisively’ — used to describe intervention in, or aid for, Africa? Why not?” CATHY RESMER

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The lawsuit brought by Circ opponents was regarded by Gov. Douglas as hopeless folly. He considered an update of the Circ’s 1986 Environmental Impact Statement a waste of time. President Bush considered putting armor on Humvees a waste of time, too. When a federal judge ruled the evidence showed Gov. Scissorhands and crew had violated the nation’s oldest environmental law, there weren’t enough faces around to carry all the egg. Currently the Douglas crew has hired a new consultant firm that is producing a new EIS, but it won’t be completed until the spring of 2006. One of the legal requirements is serious consideration of alternatives. If the problem is traffic congestion, how does one relieve congestion? Take a pill? If the goal is moving people quickly and efficiently, is the individually operated automobile the smartest way? After all, according to the government’s experts, a built-out Circ would only cut 11 seconds off the cross-county drive time between Colchester and Williston. That’s right — the time it took you to read that sentence! Is that worth $223 million to you and yours? Brothers and sisters, are we talking congestion on the roads or congestion in the brain? While you’re contemplating that one, would you believe our esteemed leaders still haven’t learned their lesson? Still haven’t realized that our transportation future is about less, not more, gridlock? Unfortunately, the Draft 2025 Chittenden County Metropolitan Transportation Plan, set for adoption any day now, continues to march in lockstep with the bumper-to-bumper policy of relieving congestion by building more roads! Circ critic Wayne Senville, a former Burlington Planning Commission chairman, called the proposed plan “a seriously flawed document.” In fact, the current Burlington Planning Commission realized that and unanimously recommended the city council oppose it. Unfortunately, at its January 3 meeting, the city council unanimously supported it! Senville emailed Burlap’s 14 city councilors this week, scolding them for backing the draft MTP. While it contains “good rhetoric about transportation goals,” wrote Wayne, “in reading through the draft Plan, and looking at how it proposes to allocate funds, you’ll realize that the rhetoric is largely empty, and, in fact, almost seems designed to divert attention from the fact that the plan is largely a blueprint for highway construction and other roadway expansion projects.” Mr. Senville, by the way, is no amateur at this stuff. He takes planning very seriously. So seriously that he’s the editor/publisher of the Planning Commissioners Journal (www.plannersweb.com), which has about 7500 subscribers nationwide. One section of the draft MTP Senville described as “amazing.” Not only does it promote more roads through more Chittenden County open space, it also promotes, that’s right, promotes

increased congestion on Burlington city streets as a good thing. According to the plan, Burlington “is the region’s primary activity center and congestion is a condition of its vibrancy and vitality.” Say what? Good ol’ Burlap may be the only city in America where a driver can experience the “vibrancy” and “vitality” of Vermont while sitting through successive red lights. “It’s remarkable,” noted Senville, “that the City Council could endorse a plan that says congestion on the city’s principal arterials is good for Burlington, but bad everywhere else in Chittenden County!” That, he said, is “a radical environmental position.” He’s got a point, eh? Late word Tuesday is, a few city councilors want to revisit their support for the county transportation plan. Better late than never. Wedding Bells — Remember Progressive Gov-Lite hopeful Steve Hingtgen? Real nice guy, but he still got only 7 percent of the vote in November. That was with public financing, too. Still, there’s good news on the Hingtgen front. Steve the Prog may not have gotten the job he wanted, but he did get the girl. Hingtgen told Seven Days he’s now officially engaged to sweetheart Michelle Childs. Mazel tov! It’s a rather sweet Golden Dome love story, folks. One that started from seed several years ago in — of all places — the House Judiciary Committee. Steve was a state representative from Burlington. Michelle, a legislative counsel attorney, was assigned to the committee. House Judiciary, you’ll recall, was the committee that in 2000 wrote the landmark civil-unions law extending marriage rights in Vermont to same-sex couples. You might say, love was in the air that year. Stevie the Prog told Seven Days they haven’t set the date, but it’ll be this summer. Dubie’s Rising Star? — As for Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie’s possible new job as ambassador to the International Civil Aviation Organization, Mr. Hingtgen said he’s pulling for Dubie to get the post. And if it works out that the lieutenant governor vacancy can be filled by gubernatorial appointment, Steve said to let Gov. Douglas know that he’s available. Hear that, Jim? Last week we reported that, according to the the Vermont Constitution, a Dubie resignation would leave the seat open until the next election. Maybe, maybe not. Turns out it’s not that clear. Gov. Douglas believes he has the right to appoint a replacement. Democratic Secretary of State Deb Markowitz agrees with him. But research by the Legislative Counsel’s office indicates wording in other sections of our constitution that can be interpreted to nix a gubernatorial appointment. And as you know, it’s all about the interpretation of the moment. The research shows that, unlike for the office of governor, there’s

no constitutional language specific to filling a Lite-Gov vacancy. It sure would be fun to see the matter resolved soon, but only George W. Bush can facilitate it by making Brian Dubie an ambassador. The Caledonian-Record in St. Johnsbury enthusiastically endorsed Doobie-Doo for the ambassador job, never mentioning that he was interviewing for the position within weeks of getting reelected to his second two-year term. The Caledonian-Record editorial was so popular in Doobie Country that one of Brian’s sisters emailed it to us… three times! Surprisingly, while Democratic members of the Senate had nothing but praise for Lt. Gov. Dubie and wished him well, veteran GOP State Sen. Bill Doyle had a different take. Doyle, the highly respected leader of the Senate Republican Caucus, said, “Brian signed a twoyear contract with the voters of Vermont when he ran for the lieutenant governor’s position and he ought to honor that contract.” Not words that Dubie and his fans wanted to hear. And no one’s holding their breath waiting for Brian to respond to the letter from Democratic Party chairman Peter Mallary asking essentially, “What did Dubie know and when did he know it?” Assuming Dubie is chosen by the Bush White House, and assuming Gov. Douglas gets to fill the vacancy, who would be our governor’s pick of the litter? Under the Golden Dome last week, the hallway chatter was filled with the name of Martha Rainville. She’s currently employed as General Rainville and runs the Vermont National Guard. The two words that shot through the building like an echo describing Marvelous Martha were “very ambitious.” Certainly Rainville would be a choice that few, if any, would criticize. But would she give up her general’s pay to take the part-time post of lieutenant governor? And, is she ready to come out of the closet as a Republican? Of course. It could be a nice stepping stone for Martha on the way to bigger and better things. Surely the first requirement for Gov. Douglas in making the selection is the ability of the selectee to get reelected in 2006. Former State Sen. John Bloomer of Rutland has been mentioned. Bloomer would make Rutland happy, but could he win statewide? Dicey at best. Nope. The smartest choice to replace Ambassador Dubie is already serving in the State Senate: Chittenden County’s only Republican, Diane Snelling of Hinesburg. Being Lite-Gov is, after all, in her blood. Princess Di’s mother, Barbara Snelling, held the post for two terms in the 1990s, and everybody knows her dad, Richard Snelling, was elected governor in the 1970s, 1980s and 1990s. Talk about a winning Republican tradition, eh? m

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Unsafe at the Plate A Burlington-based group aims to “STOP” food-borne illnesses at the source

ancy Barber’s abdominal cramps were excruciating, but not as painful as seeing her 4-year-old grandson, LéOndre, bleeding and doubled over in agony. The 65-year-old Burlington STORY grandmother was taking care of the KEN boy for several weeks last summer PICARD while his mother, Trista, was hospitalized with an even more severe case of IMAGE food poisoning, as was LéOndre’s 8MATTHEW year-old brother, Joseph. LéOndre’s THORSEN other brother, Christopher, 11, and Barber’s adopted son Thomas had also been food-poisoned, but not as seriously as the others. “It was so horrible watching the little one have it,” says Barber, recalling her family’s terrifying bout with E. coli O157:H7, a toxic and often deadly bacteria typically found in ground beef. “He would get on his little hands and knees on the floor and he’d rock back and forth and cry and hold his stomach. And all his stools were just blood.” Despite her own crippling case of food poisoning that kept her confined to the house, Barber bathed the child several times each day to wash the dangerous microbes off his body, then disinfected the tub each time with bleach. During one bath, she was horrified to discover that the child’s knees had swollen to the size of grapefruits, raising fears that he might not walk again. Meanwhile, with her daughter in the hospital with an enlarged

spleen and kidneys on the verge of failure, Barber feared the worst. “That’s what really scared me,” she says. “I thought I was going to lose one of them.” It was several months before all six members of the family recovered from their dangerous encounter with E. coli. Barber’s family was luckier than many. None of them died or was permanently disabled — though six months later, Barber still suffers from occasional episodes of abdominal pain. The family never found out how they were poisoned. Barber suspects it was either from frozen, store-bought hamburger patties or a meal they ate in a local fast-food restaurant, but Vermont Department of Health investigators weren’t able to pinpoint the source. Not that it would have made much of a difference to the family. Under federal law, there are no civil penalties for food companies that cause outbreaks of food-borne illnesses, even those that kill. Nor can the federal government order a mandatory recall of tainted meat, the way it can for dangerous toys and defective cars. And even if Barber had sued the restaurant or food manufacturer she suspected was responsible, it’s unlikely she would have won, since proving guilt in such cases is nearly impossible. Stories like this are all too familiar to Karen Taylor Mitchell, executive director of the Burlington-based

advocacy group, Safe Tables Our Priority. STOP was formed by the parents of children who died in the massive E. coli outbreak of 1993, which killed four and injured more than 700 others in the Pacific Northwest. That outbreak was eventually linked to contaminated beef that had been served at several Jackin-the-Box restaurants. Since then, STOP has become the nation’s leading food-safety advocacy group, pushing through some of the most important meat-inspection reforms in nearly a century. Nevertheless, more than a decade after that highly publicized case, Taylor Mitchell asserts that government and industry attention to food safety still focuses primarily on consumers’ proper cooking and handling techniques, rather than on removing dangerous pathogens from the food supply. And, based on STOP’s caseload, she strongly suspects the problem is getting worse, rather than better. Eric Schlosser, author of the bestselling food industry exposé Fast Food Nation, agrees. During an interview last fall, he called STOP “the Mothers Against Drunk Driving of the foodsafety movement.” The organization fields at least one or two phone calls each day from people around the country, almost invariably parents whose children have been hospital-

ized, disabled or killed by food-borne pathogens. “These people aren’t motivated to call us because of a mild stomach ache or a bout of diarrhea,” says Taylor Mitchell. “We’re talking about drooling, horrible illnesses, excruciating pain, cascading organ failure that carries on for days and days, and kids leaving the hospital on 35 to 40 medications a day.” Considering the prevalence of food-borne illnesses in the United States, it’s remarkable that there hasn’t been more public outcry for tougher reforms. By any measure, the toll is staggering: Each year, food poisoning accounts for one in every 100 hospitalizations in the United States — about 1000 per day — as well as one in 500 deaths, or about 14 a day. As Taylor Mitchell explains, however, the biggest impact of food-borne pathogens isn’t death, but long-term disability. Of the estimated 76 million Americans who will get food-poisoned this year — about one in three of us — at least 1.5 million will suffer long-term or permanent health consequences such as diabetes, high blood pressure, blindness, reactive arthritis or debilitating neurological damage. The USDA estimates that the annual economic cost of those illnesses in terms of medical care, lost productivity and premature deaths could run as high as $37 billion.

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no evidence to back that up.” A timely example, she says, is the government and meat industry’s approach to dealing with bovine spongiform encephalopathy (BSE), or Mad Cow Disease, which has once again captured national headlines with the recent discovery of three new cases in North America. For years, the U.S. government and meat industry have resisted consumer groups’ efforts to institute a nationwide animal tracking system to trace the origins of food-borne contaminations. Although some money has since been devoted to that program, Taylor Mitchell points out that the system will not identify any diseases transmittable to humans other than BSE. In fact, a rancher who offered to voluntarily test all his cattle for BSE was prohibited from doing so by the feds. In other respects, the deck is stacked in favor of industry at the expense of the public. As the state of California recently discovered, the U.S. government won’t even allow state health officials to tell the public which restaurants and stores may have received BSE-contaminated meat. California lawmakers were

Mitchell cites this case as just one example of how the organic food industry has largely overlooked this crucial aspect of food safety. While she acknowledges that organic foods may be safer than conventional varieties because they don’t have pesticide residues on them, currently there is no evidence that organic produce is any safer from biological contaminants. One reason, she explains, is the lack of national water-quality standards for irrigating crops. “I see a huge, gaping need for the organic community to come out as leaders on this issue,” she says. “They’re the ones who are most concerned about food safety.” The influence of STOP at the national level is impressive, especially considering the group’s size. Unlike larger nonprofit organizations that deal with food-safety issues — Public Citizen, the Government Accountability Project, the Center for Science in the Public Interest — STOP has just two full-time employees and operates on a shoestring annual budget of about $160,000. Nearly all its work is done by volunteers who are self-educated

Food-borne illnesses disproportionately afflict the very young. Each year, as many children die from food-borne illnesses as from cancer and gunshot wounds. while researching his book he discovered that most contaminated meats turn up in prisons and public schools. STOP’s mission is threefold: to help victims of food-borne illnesses, to change public policy, and to combat the vast amounts of misinformation and propaganda that keep the public in the dark about the costs and consequences of food-borne diseases. Compounding that last problem, Taylor Mitchell contends, is the dual and often contradictory nature of the USDA’s mission, which is to both inspect meat and promote its sale. “There’s a vast perception that our food supply is safe, and that’s no accident,” she says. “It’s because every week you have someone from the USDA going out making speeches saying that America’s food supply is the safest in the world. But there’s

so outraged by that policy that they passed a bill requiring the meat industry to disclose those records. The bill was vetoed later by Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger. Beef and poultry may be major culprits in the spread of food-borne diseases such as E. coli and salmonella, respectively, but Taylor Mitchell emphasizes that they’re not the only areas of concern. “Here, let me introduce you to some other people,” she says, pointing to a bulletin board in her office filled with photos, most of them showing smiling children who were the victims of tainted foods. Among them is Haylee Bernstein, a 3-year-old girl who was left partially blind after contracting E. coli by eating organic, pre-washed lettuce. Taylor

experts — primarily people whose lives were irrevocably altered by food poisoning. “I’ve got a volunteer from Pennsylvania who has logged 12,000 miles in two years driving between her home in Pennsylvania and Washington, D.C.,” Taylor Mitchell says. “She does it because her grandson was killed by a food-borne illness.” For her part, Barber says that she knew virtually nothing about the subject before it afflicted her family. Nevertheless, she hopes to get more involved in the cause, perhaps by visiting local community centers to share her experience with others. “It was horrible, horrible, horrible,” Barber says. “I never suffered so much in my life. No one should ever have to go through what we went through.” 쩾

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aria Moore and Ellen Hansen don’t look much different from other young adults their age. Sharing a pot of tea at Muddy Waters on a recent morning, they appear bright-eyed, stylishly dressed and healthy. But both Moore, a 24-year-old 2004 University of Vermont graduate, and Hansen, a 20year-old UVM sophomore, suffer from depression, and take medication to control it. They’re not alone, as anyone who works with college campus mental health services can tell you. Mental health problems are on the rise in American society, but the situation on college campuses is particularly troubling. According to a 2003 American College Health Association survey, 45 percent of students reported feeling so depressed at some point during the academic year that they couldn’t function. Of those, 10 percent had seriously considered suicide. Suicide is the second leading cause of death among college-age adults; mental health groups estimate that 1100 college students end their lives each year. Colleges and universities across the country are scrambling to deal with this growing crisis. At UVM, they’ve found a new ally. Last November, the student government officially recognized a UVM chapter of the National Alliance for the Mentally Ill. It’s open to students, faculty and staff who suffer from mental illnesses, or who are interested in helping those who do. Maria Moore founded the chapter last spring; Ellen Hansen is the current president. When school’s in session, UVM’s NAMI group meets every other week to provide a place where students can sound off about their struggles and support each other. They also have fun — 15 people showed up to their last meeting to finger-paint and watch an episode of “Mystery Science Theater 3000.” But it’s not just a support group — Moore and Hansen are focused primarily on education and advocacy. They want to raise awareness of mental health issues on campus, and to give their peers — and professors — a better understanding of the challenges faced by afflicted students. They hope that by speaking out about their own experiences, they can reduce the shame that still surrounds the topic and keeps some students from seeking help. “I’d like people to be able to say, ‘I have depression’ and not have that be awkward,” says Hansen. “Even now, I think there’s a lot of stigma.” Founded in 1979, NAMI has chapters all across the country, including 12 in Vermont. But the grassroots nonprofit has only recently begun expanding onto campuses. UVM’s group is one of just six NAMI campus clubs nationwide. Another six are in the process of forming. Writing in the Fall 2004 issue of the group’s magazine, NAMI Advocate, Affiliate Relations Manager Renata Ponichtera touts the college groups as “a perfect vehicle” for raising mental health awareness on campus. “Students know how to reach other students,” she points out, “and more than anyone else, they can perceive if roommates, classmates, or friends are exhibiting signs of stress.” The next page carries a profile of Maria Moore and NAMI UVM, illustrated by a photo of Moore receiving a leadership award at a ceremony last May. The story explains how she started the group, but

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doesn’t go into the details of her own personal struggle. Moore grew up in Burlington, and battled depression in high school. She left Vermont to attend Nazareth College in Rochester, New York, in 1999, then after a year transferred to Northeastern University in Boston. There her depression worsened, and she became anorexic. “I would exercise for three or four hours every single day, and five hours on Saturday,” she recalls. “But I was eating, like, half a cup of cereal.” Later, she says, she’d throw up what she’d eaten in public restrooms. Moore was hospitalized for anorexia in the winter of 2001. Afterward, she transferred to UVM, returning home to live with her mother, Ann. It was her mother who introduced her to NAMI — Ann Moore had become involved with the group

Her experiences resonated with Ellen Hansen, who attended the event. “I had never heard someone talking so openly about their eating problems,” she recalls. Hansen was moved by all the speakers. “They were ordinary people you see on campus walking around, and they were telling their stories so openly. They were really telling such honest stuff.” Moore and Hansen say that getting these stories out into the open reduces the isolation students feel when they think they’re suffering alone. Peter Spitzform, a faculty librarian who serves as the group’s advisor, agrees. He was also on the panel last spring. He spoke about his own experiences with depression, which span many years. “It’s hard, forcing the energy for things that on their face look pretty straightforward,” he says.

from home for the first time — and far from familiar support networks — are easily overwhelmed. “It’s hard to reach out,” he observes. But Derek George, a counselor at UVM’s Counseling Center and liaison to NAMI UVM, says that many UVM students are reaching out and getting the counseling they need. He reports that the school’s two counseling offices see 1500 patients a year, or roughly 15 percent of the student body. Both Moore and Hansen consult private counselors. George says he’s glad NAMI UVM is getting the word out to students that counseling services are useful, and available. “Having students on campus raising awareness and fighting the stigma is great,” he says. “Once something is understood, people are willing to put resources out

I’d like people to be able to say, ‘I have depression’ and not have that be awkward. Even now, I think there’s a lot of stigma. ELLEN HANSEN

when another family member was diagnosed with schizophrenia. Today, Ann Moore is vice president of the board of NAMI Vermont. Hansen and Moore describe her as the UVM group’s “unofficial advisor.” Direct experience motivated Moore’s daughter Maria to start the group. “I honestly didn’t think I was going to live through college,” she admits. “It was a miracle I did. Students shouldn’t have to go through that.”

Her first founding move, last spring, was to organize a panel discussion on mental illness. She invited student and staff panelists, who spoke about their personal experiences with depression, anxiety, eating disorders and self-harming behaviors, such as cutting. Moore also shared her story.

“Just going through the mail. Having to correspond with people when you just feel like crawling under a rock.” Spitzform praises the students who spoke with him on the panel, and other students he’s encountered through NAMI. “They’re wildly courageous,” he says. “I have the most amazing respect for them. These are students who are 19, 21 years old. It was absolutely . . . moving, to hear what they’ve struggled with in their lives, in the hope that people might see them and get help.” Spitzform says that often people resist seeking help because they feel that others blame them for what they’re feeling. “For example,” he says, “if you’re struggling to get out of bed in the morning, [society tells you] it’s obviously your fault.” He says that college students, away

there to grapple with it…it’s just getting all this into the light.” Moore and Hansen are generally pleased with the resources UVM allocates to mental health, although they’d like to see Residential Advisors receive more training about warning signs. According to George, RAs currently go through three to four days of training in August, and another two to three days in January. Hansen also plans to hold more panel discussions — a second panel last fall drew a good crowd, and Hansen’s planning another for the spring. She’d like to see more Vermont colleges start student NAMI chapters. But not all schools can meet the prerequisite: self-reflection. “No one really wants to admit that they have students on their campuses that are suffering,” she says. 쩾

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wide. Those ski towns Saloomey didn’t want to copy? Now they’re copying him — primitive biathlons take place in New Hampshire, Minnesota, Idaho and Oregon. But the original shoot-and-snowshoe competition remains here, in the folded hills surrounding Sterling Ridge. It’s grown from a smattering of muzzleloading enthusiasts to a festival of old-fashioned firearms that draws first-timers, snowshoe marathoners and sharpshooters, most of whom show up in coonskin caps, fur coats, beads and buckskin. “It’s become a big, big event,” says Saloomey, who guesses that more than 200 will compete this year; anyone can register through opening day. “And just to toot our own horn,” he adds, “the biggest any of the others get is about 75.” In the contemporary Olympic biathlon, athletes cross-country ski loops of 6 to 20 kilometers on machinegroomed tracks with high-tech, buffed and waxed equipment. In contrast, the primitive biathlon consists of a single rugged course, just a hair under 2 miles long, and forbids skis. Modern snowshoes — the kind with tight plastic buckles and metal teeth to prevent slipping — are also against the rules. Instead, competitors wear unwieldy wooden snowshoes. Styles can vary from bear paw, curved in front and back, to the Algonquin, which have tails at both ends. There are all sorts of theories on flotation and traction, but really, wearing these contraptions can feel like walking on two greased skillets. The roots of both sports lie in the pursuit of animals: Rock paintings 3000 years old depict hunters carrying bows and wearing pieces of wood on their feet. But Olympic-style biathlon, born in the 1700s as a military exercise, keeps up with the times, while Saloomey’s version clings to the past. So while Olympians carry pricey .22-caliber rifles with front and rear adjustable optical sights, primitive participants sling a simple, single-barrel muzzleloader over a shoulder. No fancy sights, no modern in-line firing mechanisms, and no

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says Saloomey, describing Sterling Ridge’s sprawling 360 acres just north of popular Mount Mansfield. “No houses or people around.” To tour the course, he relies on the resort’s Polaris Ranger, which looks like a miniHummer equipped with enormous triangular snow tires. January’s mild weather has left streams coursing throughout the woods, and tufts of brown grass peek out from a blanket of snow. But there’s enough of the white stuff for a gorgeous, and grueling, snowshoe. “This’ll get ’em huffing and puffing,” says Saloomey with a laugh. The Ranger easily lumbers up a steep hill before Saloomey suddenly turns and then jams it into park. Saloomey walks about 50 yards toward a string of faint orange strips to give them another coat of spray paint; the steel plates are pocked with dents from past events. These are the targets — there are four

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baby’s-butt soft. A body could get used to this. A lot of bodies, evidently, already are: Spas are rubbing thousands of people the right way in the U.S. and beyond. Resorts in particular are competing mightily in healthful hospitality; so-called “destination spas” could one day rival theme parks for the family vacation. This might be a good time, in other words, to buy stock in fluffy white robes. If some economic indicators have gone south, “There’s no dip in pampering and luxury,” says Nicole Ravlin. Until November, the Shelburne marketing specialist had

represented Topnotch, the pioneering Stowe resort-spa, for six years; she now handles the new Stephen & Burns day spa/salon in Burlington and Castle Hill Spa at Okemo. In the Burlington area, she suggests, “People are into treating themselves well; there’s a demand.” Her own favorite service? “The wildflower treatment at Topnotch — you get three services: a wrap, exfoliation and a massage.” (Coincidentally, I recently had that very same treatment; it’s amazing — and employs another Vermont natural resource: flowers.) “I also like a great pedicure once a month,” Ravlin adds. Though she’s a little biased, Ravlin thinks shelling out a hundred bucks now and then is a perfectly reasonable investment in body, mind and spirit. About that investment: In Vermont the span of spa prices is not as wide as one might think. On the low end, a lip, chin or brow waxing costs $10 to $12 everywhere; in the mid-range, body wraps or massages might be $60 to $100 or so. Spa packages vary the most, from around $120 at some day spas to the deluxe, all-day blitz at Topnotch that runs close to $500. And — puritans please take note — the spa experience is not just selfindulgence. A jillion scientific studies, along with that knot between your shoulders and your spiking blood pressure, tell you stress is bad. Just watching the evening news can make you anxious; never mind the everyday juggle of work and family and the continual race against time. And, hey, some of us are still recovering from a demoralizing election two and a half months ago! So it stands to reason: Anything that reduces stress is good. “A spa is a sanctuary — a place to just be totally relaxed and pampered,” says Susan Malboeuf, manager of Alta Day Spa in Warren. “My philosophy is more the medicinal end,” says Jennifer Goslovich, co-owner of Moon Studio in Shelburne. “Keep your body and mind healthy, and get some T.L.C. when you’re having a hard time.” Suggests Peg Tassey, owner of Zerafa Hair Salon and Day Spa in Montpelier, “Some places might be more health-conscious or sports-conscious; I just want people to feel cared for, outside their usual world.” OK, so we all can use a little extra love. The other side of the spa coin, reminds spa designer and former Vermonter Ginny Lopis, is that “It became a revenue stream for salons to add to their services.” Lopis and her husband John also have roots in Topnotch: They designed the original spa some 15 years ago, and were vicepresident and president, respectively, of the resort for a couple of years during that time. As the number of health and beauty practitioners grew, they began to look for more ways to be involved, Lopis says — for example, alliances

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with the health and medical world. “Everybody has started reaching out into others’ domains; spas are adding fitness centers and cafés, and so on. There’s kind of an interesting synergy among all those pieces.” And it’s no coincidence that wellheeled, self-care-savvy baby boomers are happy to contribute to the “revenue stream.” Now the Lopises are designing their dream destination spa in Hawley, Pennsylvania. The Lodge at Woodloch, scheduled to open next year, will be just a couple hours’ drive from poten-

“Romantic Spa Getaways;” “Pet Friendly Spa Facilities and Treatments;” “Papaya Appeal.” From the blingiest luxury accommodations to recipes for facial glop you can whip up at home, the Web is awash in the language of spas. What it’s not doing is keeping up with the real world. Resort or destination spas, and their smaller cousins the day spas, are proliferating so rapidly that most are not yet listed on such sites as SpaFinder.com. That’s certainly true in Vermont. When three day spas recently opened on Church Street in

In the past few weeks I have been massaged, wrapped, exfoliated, steamed and polished. tial well-heeled clientele in the New York City area. “The explosion in day spas,” Ginny Lopis suggests, “is attributable to a filtering down of… the desire for a [resort] spa experience.” And they’re more affordable, she adds, for those who find the high-end versions out of reach. The Lopises are co-founders of ISPA — the International Spa Association — which comprises more than 2000 health and wellness facilities and providers, from resorts and cruise ships to instructors and physicians. The group sets standards and influences policy regarding the industry. ISPA’s definition of spa? “Your time to relax, reflect, revitalize and rejoice.” And here’s something for ISPA members to rejoice in: According to the industry-watch website spas.about.com, 33 percent of leisure travelers now say a spa is a “primary consideration” for making travel plans. Spas aren’t just a girl thing, either: Men now make up 29 percent of spa goers, according to ISPA, up from 24 percent last year. And they’re signing on for seaweed body wraps and moisturizing facials, not just sports massages. In Vermont, many spa owners claim 30 to 40 percent of their clientele is male. Call it the metrosexual revolution. This week a Google search for “resort spa” turned up nearly three million hits. Some of the headlines on one such site, SpaIndex.com, indicate where the trends are heading:

Burlington, I decided it was time to survey all the facilities within the Seven Days circulation area and let readers know who was doing what and where. I can’t say it was a tough assignment, but still, someone had to do it. In the past few weeks I have been massaged, wrapped, exfoliated, steamed and polished. From the Baby Boomer facial at Athena’s to the fabulous “foot facial” at Dish to the Hydrotherapy with Seaweed bath at Oasis, the collective experience has brought unfamiliar balance to my workaholic lifestyle. I’m sure I haven’t been this relaxed since I was an infant — and I don’t mind being told I look “radiant.” So I feel duty-bound to issue this warning: Spas could be addictive. Not all my experiences, of course, were quite so luxurious as that described above. After all, the new Stoweflake and recently renovated Topnotch are the only true resort-spas in northern Vermont. Both offer a huge array of treatments and amenities, not to mention the opportunity to wine, dine and spend the night. But I found that even day spas located in strip malls can temporarily blot out the cold, cruel world and bolster one’s ability to live in it. Caveat: As noted, day spas are popping up all over; I apologize for any I might have missed. This survey does not include facilities that are primarily salons or wellness centers, nor all of the individual massage therapists and others who dispense T.L.C. on their own.

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247 Main St., Warren, 496-2582. Web: www.altadayspa.com Opened: 1999 Owner: Winthrop Smith Spa manager: Susan Malboeuf Practitioners: 14 Treatments: body wraps & exfoliation, massages, Reiki, facials/ skin care, nail care, waxing, makeup, hair care Unique or signature treatment: Decléor or Dead Sea Salts body wrap Special product line: Decléor Primary focus: “Extend exposure to new products and treatments to create the greatest relaxation possible.”

7 Essex Way, Suite 104, Essex Junction, 878-7502. Web: www.athenasdayspa.com Opened: 2000 Owner and manager: Marilyn Mueller Practitioners: 8 Treatments: body wraps and exfoliation, deluxe hand and foot care, aroma steam therapy, facials, nail care, massages, waxing, makeup, eyelash tinting, scalp care, “The Pod” (private environmental capsule providing color and full-spectrum light therapy, aromatherapy, vibratory massage and music Unique or signature treatment: Special spa packages, and “our attitude and environment.” Special product lines: Bion, Jannseen Cosmeceuticals Primary focus: “Relaxation for the goddess.”

Alta is located in a 19th-century house right in the village near the affiliated Pitcher Inn. It’s across the street from its original location, a barn. The present quarters, which include an upscale women’s clothing boutique, are much cozier. Its hominess is enhanced by antique furniture and original artwork (also for sale) by local artists.

Given the name of this place, it’s perhaps not surprising that goddess imagery abounds, along with floral and angel décor, pretty wall colors and Maxfield Parrish prints. The vibe is strongly feminine, but this apparently doesn’t scare off the guys. Once inside the treatment room, it’s hard to believe the Essex outlet shops are a stone’s throw away. It’s the only local facility with a private steam capsule and the multipurpose “Pod” (see above.)

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CYNTHEA’S SPA 102 Church St., Suite 12, Burlington, 238-7524. Web: www.cyntheaspa.com Opened: November 2004 Owner and manager: Cynthea Wight Hausman Practitioners: 1 Treatments: facials, including peels and microdermabrasion, massages, waxing Unique or signature treatments: Brazilian waxing, microderma-brasion Special product line: Rhonda Allison Primary focus: massage, facials Last year was big for Cynthea Wight: She moved, got married, got pregnant, and opened her own business. A former bobsled and luge athlete, Wight found her way to the body business through sports massage. She also earned a reputation for her Brazilian waxes at Stephen & Burns, where she worked for two years. When her former employers expanded into the spa business, Wight went for a small one of her own. Located above Speeder & Earl’s, the two-room suite is pleasant, private and filled with local art.

DISH BEAUTY LOUNGE & SPA 113 Church St., Burlington, 657-3233. Web: none Opened: October 2004 Owners: Kathy Bradley & Tim Douglas Spa manager: Kathy Bradley Practitioners: 6 (adding 4-5 in a few months) Treatments: facials/skin care, massages, nail care, makeup, waxing Unique or signature treatment: two-hour Dr. Hauschka facial Special product lines: Dr. Hauschka, Dermalogica Primary focus: Skin care Kathy Bradley and Tim Douglas had already made their mark in Burlington with the “modern apothecary” Soapdish on College St., which opened in 1999. Some architectural issues delayed the renovations for the new day spa, located above Leunig’s, but it was worth the wait. The space feels open and light, with white walls, natural wood and an exposedbrick wall. A bright pink sofa and table provide the cheer. More construction is in store, though; Bradley plans to add three treatment rooms, and more services, in a few months.

DOSHA SALON & DAY SPA 370 River St., Montpelier, 223-6888. Web: none Opened: February 2004 Owners/managers: Angie Richardson, Karen Demers & Karen Vasseur-Blandin Practitioners: 7 Treatments: hair care, makeup, massages, facials, nail care, waxing Unique or signature treatment: Caribbean body treatment Special product line: Aveda Primary focus: Balance and well being, “pleasing the guests.” For these three women owners — longtime friends and colleagues in the salon business — this brick house on the Barre-Montpelier Rd. was a dream come true. The airy, inviting atmosphere belies the busy road and car dealership just outside, and reflects their commitment to the Aveda principles of tranquility, balance and “Elemental Nature.” Deep green and cinnabar-red walls help create an earth-centered mood. Slippers on the enclosed porch invite visitors to check their shoes, and their cares, at the door.

ESSEX HAIR DESIGNERS & BODY ESSENTIALS DAY SPA One Towne Marketplace, Susie Wilson Rd., Essex Junction, 879-0306. Web: none Opened: 2003 in present location Owner and manager: Darlene Durett Practitioners: 6 Treatments: facials, massages, body wraps & exfoliation, nail care, waxing, tanning, hair & scalp care Unique or signature treatment: Combo packages with full body massage and facial Special product line: Pharmagel Primary focus: “Massage is the leading force, but we really do have an array.” An enclosed and pleasantly decorated foyer seals out the cold before you set foot in this establishment; guest slippers are right at the door. Located in the “red mall” cluster of the Towne Marketplace, the salon and day spa are owned separately but share the same quarters. The mostly local clientele must walk through the salon to reach the small but comfy treatment rooms; antique furniture and other decorative touches make the place feel homey. The wine-red multipurpose room has an old-fashioned clawfoot tub for rinsing off those salt scrubs. And it’s here you can get a “paraffin cocoon.”

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4070 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9949. Web: none Opened: 2000 Owners: Jennifer Goslovich & Candace Carson-Hoffman Spa manager: Kate Nadeau Practitioners: 13 Treatments: hair care, nail care, waxing, eyelash tint, massages, aromatherapy body wraps & exfoliation, facials, tanning, Peppermint Sea Twist (body shaping & firming) Unique or signature treatment: Thera-Pedi (aromatherapy foot exfoliation, hydration and massage with head, hand and arm massage) Special product line: Repechage, Moon Studio signature products (aromatherapy line created with Lunaroma) Primary focus: Hair, aromatherapy body treatments and facials.

1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 760-1083/800253-2232. Web: www.spaatstoweflake.com Opened: August 2003 Owner: Chuck Baraw Spa manager: Chris Pulito Practitioners: 80 Treatments: massages, craniosacral therapy, La Stone, reflexology, Reiki, Thai yoga bodywork, Vichy shower, body wraps, exfoliation and masks, Moor Mud, kurs (botanical baths), facials, nail care, hair care, makeup, waxing, fitness programs and classes; weight and cardio-vascular training rooms; heated pool, Aqua Solarium with Bingham Hydrotherapy Waterfall and Hungarian mineral bath, private men’s and women’s lounges, labyrinth Unique or signature treatment: Maple Sugar Body Polish; Bingham Falls Renewal (with seasonal “sensations”) Special product lines: Kerstin Florian, Jurlique, Tara Spa Therapy, Lunaroma, Aveda, Bumble and Bumble, Bath Bloomers, B. Kamins Primary focus: “To be a destination.”

Finding this place takes some doing the first time; it’s tucked away in the Shelburne Commons near the Gailer School. But once inside, the colors instantly embrace you — orange, red and pumpkin predominate — and the staff is equally warm. A high ceiling and large windows enhance the front salon area; the cluster of treatment rooms in back is appealingly appointed. Co-owner Candace Carson-Hoffman is an aromatherapist. No wonder everything smells so good.

OASIS DAY SPA 300 Cornerstone Dr., Williston, 879-9499. Web: www.vermontoasisdayspa.com Opened: August 2000 Owners: Stephanie & Jeff Paquette Spa managers: Peg Webb & Sonia Brown Practitioners: 25 Treatments: hair care, body wraps, masks, exfoliation & contouring, Moor Mud, hydrotherapy, Vichy shower, massages, reflexology, facials, peels, manual dermabrasion, makeup, nail care, waxing, brow and lash tinting, airbrush bronzing Unique or signature treatment: Hydrotherapy Special product line: Keyano Primary focus: Massage, pedicure & facials. Have had hair salon 21 years. Jeff Paquette is a third-generation cosmetologist who operated the salon Hair Unlimited for years before he and wife Stephanie began to add spa services. The couple moved into more expansive quarters five years ago, in a brand-new development off Williston Rd. north of Taft Corners. Oasis is the only day spa in the area to offer “wet rooms” — anyone feeling dessicated by winter should try the hydrotherapy tub and/or Vichy shower, which sprays you gently as you lie on a massage table. The warren of rooms includes a lounge area and separate small dressing room.

A family-run, AAA Four Diamond resort, Stoweflake opened its 50,000-square-foot spa just a year and a half ago. With a separate entrance and dedicated rooms upstairs, the place assures that visitors need never run into conventioneers or ski vacationers on the hotel side. The capacious lounge area invites hanging out in your robe, sipping tea or chilled lemon water. The attractive layout is user-friendly and easy to negotiate; a separate dining room — with healthy gourmet cuisine — means you can eat in your robe, too. The dressing area and water facilities are also at ground level; 30 private treatment rooms are downstairs. This is a deluxe affair.

STEPHEN & BURNS AVEDA SPA & SALON 116 Church St., Burlington, 865-4766. Web: www.stephenandburns.com Opened: October 2004 Owner: Marjorie Minot & Stephen Rainville Operations manager: Laura Crandall Practitioners: 16 Treatments: hair care, facials, eye wrap, massages, body exfoliaion, wrap and “facial,” waxing, makeup, nail care Unique or signature treatment: “Our philosophy is to do a few services and do them extraordinarily well, customized to the client.” Special product line: Aveda Primary focus: Hair, but quickly becoming balanced between that and massage and skin care. Stephen & Burns first opened in 1985 in Williston, later adding a downtown Burlington location. Last fall the company transformed a spacious, historic corner property into an attractive, urban respite. Hair and nail services and a retail shop share the downstairs; sherbety orange, lime and yellow walls glow in the ample natural light. Here treatment rooms are on the second floor, along with a shower and restroom. The staircase and upper hall look out over the street, enhancing the oasis-in-the-city feel. Based on Ayurvedic principles, treatments are geared to restore your balance with customized essential oils, and an introductory questionnaire helps determine your needs.

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4000 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8585/800-451-8686. Web: www.topnotch-resort.com Opened: 1989; renovated 2004 Owner: Steven Cummings Spa manager: Samantha Cooper Brex Practitioners: 40 Treatments: body wraps, masks, exfoliation, tanning & contouring, massages, Ayurvedic, craniosacral therapy, Reiki, facials, dermatology including Botox, Restylane, chemical peels, manual dermabrasion & LHE hair removal, hair care, nail care, makeup, waxing, lifestyle coaching, nutritional services, personal training, weight and cardio-vascular training, fitness classes; lap pool, waterfall whirlpool, steam, sauna, gym, private men’s and women’s lounges Unique or signature treatment: Vermont Wildflower Herbal Wrap, Maple Sugar Body Scrub, Ashiatsu and Thai massages Special product lines: Decléor, June Jacobs Primary focus: “We do it all.”

6 State St., Montpelier, 224-9188. Web: none Opened: Salon, 2000; spa, October 2003 Owner and manager: Peg Tassey Practitioners: 9 Treatments: hair care, facials, massages, reflexology, body wraps, exfoliation and brushing, paraffin dips, nail care, waxing, makeup Unique or signature treatment: Aveda foot bath — “You feel like you’re being anointed!” Special product line: Aveda Primary focus: “It’s very hands-on, very cozy, like the European neighborhood spa with people taking care of each other.”

Recent renovations have created an even classier, and much larger, spa facility at this year-round resort — now the rest of the hotel will have to catch up! There’s still more work going on in places, but the spa door opens onto a chic, softly illuminated front-desk area; the Vermont maple woodwork is naturally finished, and colors everywhere are neutral or subdued earth tones. In the women’s lounge area you can curl up with a magazine in a buttery leather chair near the gas fireplace, or stretch out on a chaise to snooze. The multitude of treatment rooms and fitness areas are downstairs. I found the layout a little confusing at first, but after a blissful Wildflower body wrap, I didn’t care.

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thin shard of sunlight illuminates the place where Iâ€™m standing â€” no, shaking â€” in front of a wall of frozen water thatâ€™s shades of Colgate white and AquaFresh blue. My quaking knees and rat-a-tat teeth have less to do with fear than with the fact that itâ€™s 10 degrees below zero here at Smugglersâ€™ Notch, and my toes, jammed into soggy boots outfitted with metal crampons, went numb about two hours ago. Somehow, I uncurl my fingers to grip an ice tool, or axe, handed to me by Petra Cliffs climbing instructor Dennis Campbell. I manage to stand still long enough for him to clip my harness into the rope that heâ€™s anchored toward the top of the ice. â€œBelay on,â€? says Campbell, using the climbing terminology he taught me and fellow students Ken and Krista earlier this morning. â€œClimbing,â€? I announce optimistically. When Campbell responds, â€œClimb on,â€? I start swinging my ice tool and kicking my crampon-clad boots against the frozen waterfall. Ice chips fly around my head and my goggles fog up. I canâ€™t see a thing, which means the adze, or curved, flat end of the axe, could knock me in the forehead at any moment, requiring a long slog back to the carâ€Ś and hospital. But below, Dennis, Ken and Krista are cheering me on, so I figure I must be doing

pretty well up here. Whack, kick, whack, kick â€” I really am climbing. When I finally pause to check out the view from my lofty perch, I discover Iâ€™ve barely moved â€” my feet almost graze Campbellâ€™s head â€” and Iâ€™m exhausted. â€œGood job,â€? Campbell says encouragingly as he watches me rappel the short distance down to the nest weâ€™ve established at the foot of the waterfall. Nature calls, but Iâ€™d have to wade through waist-deep snow and unpeel three layers of long johns to pee in private. I decide to hold it. With shaking, blue fingers, I attempt to unwrap the meager and solidly frozen supply of cheese and pepperoni Iâ€™ve brought for my first ice-climbing lesson. Campbell is careful to check for signs of frostbite, but for now, Iâ€™m hypothermia-free. My once-piping-hot thermos of cocoa, however, has become lukewarm sludge. I conclude: Rock climbing hurts, but ice climbing is excruciating. Embracing an icicle is not only crazy â€” itâ€™s cold. The constant, aerobic motion of arms and legs produces some heat, but not enough.

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of their sites. Now, assorted websites dedicated to ice conditions allow climbers to instantly learn the beta, or information, on nearby routes. The spikes and screws that grip the ice are more effective than ever, which makes the sport less intimidating from a safety perspective. At the same time, experts are exploring new frontiers of crys-

I conclude: Rock climbing hurts, but ice climbing is excruciating. Embracing an icicle is not only crazy — it’s cold. among women increased 200 percent, according to the Outdoor Industry Association. Technology is another factor fueling the growth of ice climbing. When the sport started catching on in the 1970s, athletes weren’t always able to assess the reliability

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Of the local climber organizations that are out there, we’re the only ones that are operating much like a land trust or conservation organization, protecting land for the recreational resources. HEATHER FURMAN, CRAG-VT

Nepal to North Conway, New Hampshire, where he guided for the renowned International Mountain Climbing School. Turns out there’s an up-side to below-zero. “It’s miserably cold, so the conditions are pretty set, which makes the ice climbing more consistent than other places,” Yardley says. Among the Green Mountain Meccas are Smugglers’ Notch, closed to winter traffic but open to climbers who hike up to such routes as “Origin of Intelligence in Children,” “Dave’s Snotsicle” and “Prenuptial Agreement” on the East Side, or “Terror-tory,” and “California Dreamin’” on the West Side. The Lake Willoughby and Mount Pisgah area, meanwhile, has repeatedly been called one of the best ice-climbing spots on the con-

tinent for long, steep routes, including “Who’s Who in Outer Space,” “Reign of Terror” and the aptly named “Twenty Below Zero Gully.” A local climbers’ coalition recently added another option to Vermont’s list of frozen fun sites. Nearly a snowball’s throw from Burlington and Interstate 89, Bolton Quarry is 30 acres of ideal ice pillars. “The quarry has no easy routes, but they are still very accessible and not as intimidating as the truly difficult routes around,” says Climb High’s Dave Furman, “So it’s a good place where people can practice for the steeper ice and more difficult routes they aspire to, without getting in over their heads.” For years, access to the Bolton Quarry was complicated by the

landowner. “It was a private individual; he allowed climbing there but was very skittish,” says Heather Furman, Dave’s spouse and president of Climbing Resource Access Group of Vermont, or CRAG-VT. “It was open some years, closed some years.” CRAG-VT is part of a unique movement in U.S. recreational rights: active individuals who pool together time, effort and money to preserve outdoor areas, maintain public access, and educate on liability issues. And of 45 similar groups in the country, according to Heather Furman, CRAG-VT is one of only three to have purchased property exclusively for climbing. In May 2003, a 10-acre donation allowed CRAG-VT to begin managing the rock routes at

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3 Months Free! an area known as Lower West Bolton. And last month, after a year of gathering funds through the Vermont Housing and Conservation Board, a Vermont Recreational Trails grant, the nationwide Access Fund, Climb High, and some 150 members, CRAG-VT bought the Bolton Quarry parcel. “Of the local climber organizations that are out there, we’re the only ones that are operating much like a land trust or conservation organization, protecting land for the recreational resources,” says Heather Furman, who’s seen use of the Quarry increase “exponentially” since it opened last month. “The biggest challenge today is that we don’t have adequate parking. We really want to emphasize that people be respectful about where they park and are not trespassing.” While CRAG-VT works to create more space for cars, ice climbers are advised to heed parking regulations, carpool and keep the chatter to, well, chattering teeth along Green Mountain Drive. “While the Quarry will no longer be closed to climbing, that doesn’t relieve us of our responsibility to respect the folks living in close proximity,” says climber Derek Doucet of Jerusalem. He heads up to the Quarry for a workout on the solid grade 4 routes — the rating system ranges from easy, low-angled grade 1 ice to extremely technical grade 7. “It’s the closest truly steep ice to Burlington,” Doucet says. “While most routes in Smuggs have a distinctly serious and alpine feeling to them, the Quarry feels much more like low-stress cragging. No complicated technical descents. No avalanche hazard. Less severe weather.”

Meanwhile, despite the polar grip on my ice-climbing lesson back at Smugglers’ Notch, the weather is cooperating. After creating a vent for my goggles, I can actually see where I’m going. On my next foray up the waterfall, I start to move my crampons and ice tool more efficiently and go a little higher than before. My heart races just fast enough to let me forget about the cold for a moment and, during my next break, Krista forks over some trail mix, which has held up in the cold better than my cheese and hot chocolate. We watch Ken clamber up, whooping, and suddenly I can’t wait to go again, to feel my feet grip the ice, and listen to the axe’s satisfying thwack. Beyond these sounds, and the occasional cheer from Campbell or holler from a distant backcountry snowboarder, we’re surrounded by the pristine silence of winter. 쩾

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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 *Assault on Precinct 13 1:30, 4:15, 7:10, 9:25. The Aviator 1, 4:25, 7:55. Closer 3:45, 7. Coach Carter 12:40, 3:35, 6:35, 9:35. Elektra 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:20. In Good Company 1:05, 4:15, 7:05, 9:35. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 1:10, 3:50, 6:30, 9. Meet the Fockers 1, 3:40, 7, 9:40. Phantom of the Opera 12:30, 3:30, 6:40, 9:30. Racing Stripes 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 6:55, 9:10. White Noise 1:25, 9:20.

ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 19 — thursday 20 The Aviator 10 (Wed), 1, 4:30, 8. Coach Carter 10 (Wed), 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Elektra 10 (Wed), 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50. In Good Company 10 (Wed), 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 10 (Wed), 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:40. Meet the Fockers 10 (Wed), 1, 4, 7, 9:45. Racing Stripes 10 (Wed), 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. White Noise 10 (Wed), 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:45.

wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Finding Neverland 4 (Wed), 6:30, 8:40. friday 21 — thursday 27 *Goodbye Dragon Inn 4 (Sat & Sun). *Modern Times 11 (Sat). Finding Neverland 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 4 (Wed), 6:30, 8:40.

SOUTH BURLINGTON 9 Shelburne Rd, S. Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Racing Stripes 12:45, 4:05, 6:40, 9:10. Coach Carter 12:10, 3:10, 6:30, 9:25. Elektra 1, 4:15, 7:15, 9:50. White Noise 12:40, 4, 6:55, 9:45. Meet the Fockers 12:20, 3:20, 7, 9:40. The Aviator 12, 3:45, 7:30. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 12:50, 3:55, 7:05, 9:35. Spanglish 12:25, 3:30, 6:45, 9:30. National Treasure 12:45, 3:40, 6:35, 9:20.

friday 21 — thursday 27 *Are We There Yet? 12:25, 2:40, 4:50, 7:05, 9:20. *Assault on Precinct 13 1:30, 7:15. The Aviator 12:50, 4:25, 7:55. Coach Carter 12:40, 3:35, 6:35, 9:35. Elektra 1:20, 4:05, 7:20, 9:50. In Good Company 1:05, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40. Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 1:10, 3:50, 6:25, 9:10. Meet the Fockers 1, 3:40, 6:55, 9:30. Phantom of the Opera 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Racing Stripes 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 6:45, 9:05. White Noise 4, 9:45.

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Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. friday 21 — thursday 27 *Are We There Yet? 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:40, 3, 5:10, 7:30, 9:50. *Assault on Precinct 13 10 (Sat & Wed), 1:20, 4:10, 7, 9:40. Coach Carter 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Elektra 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:50. In Good Company 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:40. Meet the Fockers 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 4, 7, 9:45. Racing Stripes 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. White Noise 9:55 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:20, 9:45.

Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Darkness 7:10, 9:25. Beyond the Sea 6:40, 9:15. The Polar Express 7, 9:10. The Motorcycle Diaries 6:50, 9:20. friday 21 — thursday 27 Ocean’s Twelve 6:50, 9:25. Closer 7, 9:30. National Treasure 1 & 3:25 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9:20. Spanglish 6:30, 9:15. The Incredibles 1:10 & 3:35 (Sat & Sun), Fat Albert 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun). The Polar Express 1:20 & 3:45 (Sat & Sun). Matinees Saturday-Monday only. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

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MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 19 — thursday 20 Lemony Snicket’s A Series of Unfortunate Events 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6, 8. Meet the Fockers 1:45 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 8:30. friday 21 — thursday 27 The Aviator 12 & 3 (Sat & Sun), 6, 9. Phantom of the Opera 12:15 & 3 (Sat & Sun), 6, 8:30.

wednesday 19 — thursday 20 The Aviator 7:30. Racing Stripes 7, 9. Meet the Fockers 7, 9:10. friday 21 — thursday 27 The Aviator 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 7:30. In Good Company 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:10. Racing Stripes 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9.

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friday 21 — thursday 27 *Kung Fu Cult Master midnight (Fri & Sat). House of Flying Daggers 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:10, 11:40 (Fri & Sat). The Life Aquatic 1:10, 4, 6:30, 9:05, 11:35 (Fri & Sat). Sideways 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:15, 11:50 (fri & Sat). Meet the Fockers 1:15, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25, 11:45 (Fri & Sat). Finding Neverland 1:30, 3:40, 7, 9:20, 11:30 (Fri & Sat). Kinsey 1:20, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30. Late night shows Friday & Saturday only. Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.

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Authority figures can be so annoying. But the happy side of didacticism is that lampooning it can induce gut-busting laughter. In the internationally touring comedy revue Late Nite Catechism (co-authored by Maripat Donovan and Vicki Quade), solo performer Colleen Moore takes on the habit-clad personality of an oldfashioned nun. Determined to involve the audience in a catch-as-catechism-can guide to Catholic beliefs in brief, Moore benevolently rewards correct answers with glow-in-the-dark rosaries and confiscates candy and lipstick with a drill sergeant’s sternness. Although the show may push some buttons, in one sense, that’s what it’s meant to do, and student cheekiness and chuckling are part of the plan. Teachers this endearingly funny don’t come along every day.

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dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, non-members 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $510. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘CINDERELLA’ KICK-OFF: Lyric Theatre Company spreads the word about cast and crew opportunities for its spring musical production. South Burlington High School Auditorium, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484. BEN FRANKLIN PORTRAYAL: One of the U.S. founding fathers takes questions and shares his wit and wisdom via Emmy Award-winning actor Bill Meikle. House Chambers, Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3183.

film ‘THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES’: This film traces the origins of a young Che Guevera’s revolutionary spirit on his formative road trip across South America. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘THE LADY VANISHES’: Hitchcock’s 1938 thriller tracks a governess who goes missing while on a trans-European train trip. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘DO THE RIGHT THING’: In Spike Lee’s 1989 film about racial tensions, a pizza deliveryman tells the story of a hot day in Brooklyn. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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MARCELLE DIFALCO: The Vermont-based coauthor of The Big Sister’s Guide to the World of Work dishes out tips on better business practices for ladies. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ALAN BOYE: The Northeast Kingdom-based VPR commentator and English professor reads from his essay collection, Just Walking the Hills of Vermont. Bownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

talks GLOBAL U.S. MILITARY PRESENCE: Joseph Gerson, regional program coordinator for the American Friends Service Committee, talks about the U.S. network of foreign military bases. Bethany Church, Montpelier, potluck 6 p.m., forum 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340. ‘THE NEOLITHIC WORLD OF STONE’: Budding geologists and history buffs rock out at this illustrated lecture about dolmens and stone circles in the British Isles. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘BLACK BEARS IN THE EAST’: The manager of the Northeast Kingdom’s Silvio O. Conte Wildlife Refuge shares facts about local ursine ecology. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 802-649-2200, ext 248.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2

and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Growing readers aged 3-5 participate with picture books and puppets at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down with rock ’n’ roll and worldbeat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘PAJAMA TIME’: Kids age 6 and under don their favorite cozy nightwear for bedtime stories with milk and cookies. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘WINTER WILDLIFE’: Preschoolers learn how area animals survive in snow. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9-11 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 229-6206.

sport WALK THE TALK: Area exercisers welcome friends and dogs on this 30-minute stroll with staff from a local health clinic. Meet at 32 East Malletts Bay Avenue, Winooski, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 655-4422.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INAUGURATION PROTEST: Activists board buses to attend the swearing-in of George W. Bush at the start of his second presidential term. Buses depart Burlington and Montpelier at 10 p.m. for Washington, D.C., returning at 5 a.m. on Friday. $68. Reservations and info, 863-2345, ext. 3. SILENT VIGIL: Friends and family of soldiers serving in Iraq express their disapproval of the ongoing war. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 4:30 - 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3890.

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etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers enjoy guided tours of live-bird enclosures at the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Those interested in cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s done at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ORGANIZATION WORKSHOP: Feeling overwhelmed? A professional offers practical tips for saving space and clearing clutter. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: The greenthumbed set studies the glass-enclosed world of terrariums at Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, $6-10 includes lunch. Info, 658-2433. SPIRITUALITY & COUPLES: Psychotherapist Michael Schaal leads this workshop for single folks and committed pairs interested in cultivating spiritual relationships. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218. ‘MAC USERS UNITE!’: Apple enthusiasts gather for their monthly meeting. Gailer School, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1985. FAIR HOUSING WORKSHOP: Tenants and prospective homebuyers get educated about their rights and learn how to respond to housing discrimination. HomeOwnership Center, 179 South Winooski Ave., Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3334, ext. 103. VERMONT SOFTWARE DEVELOPERS ALLIANCE: Coders convene to share tech savvy at this monthly meeting. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. $15 includes lunch. Info, 863-3401. TALENT SEARCH: Want to be on TV? Gardening enthusiasts of all ages interested in acting in a local commercial should bring a recent picture to Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

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THU.20 music See clubdates in Section A.

dance BALLROOM LINE DANCING: Singles sample steps from samba, merengue, mambo and more in row formations that don’t require a partner. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2207.

drama ‘AN EXPERIMENT WITH AN AIR PUMP’: Students stage Shelagh Stephenson’s play about science, romance, and a 200-year-old secret. See calendar spotlight. Seeler Studio Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. BEATRIX POTTER PORTRAYAL: Literary historian and actress Helene Lang presents the life story of the beloved British children’s author. Woodbury Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 456-7404. CHILDREN’S SINGING AUDITIONS: Kids at least 8 years old who wish to try out for Lyric Theatre Company’s production of Cinderella can pitch their pipes at South Burlington High School Auditorium, 5:4510 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484. ‘DANGEROUS LIAISONS’ AUDITIONS: The newly formed Equinox Theatre Company seeks actors for this play set in late 18thcentury France. Visiting Nurse Association, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0134.

film ‘THE MOTORCYCLE DIARIES’: See January 19. ‘BOB & CAROL & TED & ALICE’: Two married couples hash out sexual politics in this 1969 comedy about human desire, commitment and therapy. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 865-7166. ‘CHUN KING EXPRESS’: Directed by Wong Kar-Wai, this 1994 Hong Kong art film tells two parallel stories about lovelorn cops and elusive women. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FINE ART PHOTOGRAPHY: East Montpelier resident Daniel Neary, Jr. presents recent work and discusses his career transition from photojournalism to fine art images. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-4127. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

‘AFGHANISTAN & IRAQ’: Thomas Twetten, former deputy director of operations for the CIA, discusses U.S. intelligence on the front lines against terrorism. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1416. ‘BRINGING HOME THE VERMONT NATIONAL GUARD’: Citizens talk about how to respond when war becomes a local issue. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 454-8493. ‘VERMONT COIN SILVER’: Collector Dave Perrin describes the manufacturing process and cultural significance of early 19th-century tableware. See calendar spotlight. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2211. DINOSAUR BEHAVIOR: Dartmouth College earth science professor Gary Johnson discusses work on the recently discovered Red Gulch dinosaur track site in northern Wyoming. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-2200.

words VERMONT POETRY/JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Wordsmiths and musicians trade leads in this group performance at the Champlain College Dining Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6432. HOWARD NORMAN: The part-time Calais resident and author of The Bird Artist reads from his autobiographical book, In Fond Remembrance of Me. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. LELAND KINSEY: The Northeast Kingdombased poet reads from In the Rain Shadow, his new collection chronicling time spent in Tanzania. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘BOOKED FOR LUNCH’: Music conductor and mystery buff William Metcalfe discusses his whodunnit faves over homemade refreshments. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-4312. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers in two locations review Cambodian native Loung Ung’s memoir First They Killed My Father. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 6527080. Also at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘NEVER SETTING SUN’ SERIES: Readers of Chinua Achebe’s Things Fall Apart discuss the British Empire’s decline. Morristown Elementary School, Morrisville, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5851. ‘VERMONT ISSUES’ SERIES: Those who’ve read Vermont author Laurie Albert’s novel The Price of Land in Shelby talk about its treatment of rural-versus-urban tensions. Brown Public Library, Northfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 485-4621.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. ‘WINTER WILDLIFE’: See January 19. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: Preschoolers ages 3-5 listen to rhymes and sing songs at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Three- to 5year-olds break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-size bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 865-7558. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2-4 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ANIMAL TALES: Preschoolers hear a story about moose, then see and touch a set of that animal’s antlers. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 10-10:45 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 19. COUNTER-INAUGURATION: Demonstrators express their opposition to Bush Administration policies as the president is sworn in for his second term. Montpelier Post Office, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 19. COMMUNITY FORESTS PROJECT: Forwardthinking citizens hear about how to make a living investment in a working Addison County woodland. Howden Hall, Bristol, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 352-9074. VERMONT CONSULTANTS NETWORK: Businesspeople learn grammar and punctuation tips for clear communication at Network Performance, South Burlington, 7:30 a.m. $15. Info, 865-0239. UVM TOWN MEETING FORUM: UVM President Dan Fogel invites area residents to discuss plans for future campus changes. Marsh Dining Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. & 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3208. SOCIETY FOR TECHNICAL COMMUNICATION: School administrators and businesspeople learn how to teach and train via video conferencing technology. IDX Systems Corporation, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Reservations and info, 769-4223.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ROBERT DICK: Aided by the ambient band King Chubby, this virtuoso flute player and composer explores the intersection of jazz, rock and classical music. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $22. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘A SCOTTISH HIGHLAND EVENING’: Fiddlers, dancers and a harpist join bagpiper Iain MacHarg in honor of Scottish bard Robert Burns’ birthday. See calendar spotlight. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 728-6464. ORGAN CONCERT: College organist and fine arts professor Susan Summerfield presents works by Bach, Brahms and Lou Harrison. St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. SANDY MORSE & DON GARSIDE: Two local musicians trade off on guitar and blues vocals at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

dance ALIA THABIT: The Northeast Kingdom-based belly dancer and her company perform Jeweled Splendor, an ensemble piece drawn from various Asian traditions. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 8635966. STUDENT DANCE CONCERT: Recent grads Julia Basso and Kate Stamper show their stuff in a choreographic collaboration at the Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. LATIN DANCE PARTY: D.J. Raul spins sinuous salsa, merengue, bachata and cumbia for big city nightclub-style hip-shaking. Salsalina Dance Studio, Burlington, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

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drama ‘AN EXPERIMENT WITH AN AIR PUMP’: See January 20. ‘DANGEROUS LIASONS’ AUDITIONS: See January 20.

film ‘MANGO KISS’: Sapphic Cinema offers this romantic comedy about role-playing and a variety of lesbian lifestyles. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812. ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: In this martial arts flick set in Tang dynasty China, a romantic entanglement snares the leader of an underground alliance of virtuous thieves. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 19, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 20. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddleplaying friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘PAJAMA TIME’: Young ones don their favorite cozy nightwear for picture-book bedtime stories. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956. ‘AMERICAN GIRL’ NIGHT: Young ladies and their dolls dress up for a discussion of various New Year traditions. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport WALK THE TALK: See January 19, 12:15 p.m.

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OTTER CREEK CONTRAS: Caller Mark Sustic keeps dancers in clean, soft-soled shoes moving to traditional tunes woven by Common Thread. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 524-1466.

SAT.22 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SARA MILONOVICH & GREG ANDERSON: This internationally acclaimed contemporary folk duo performs Celtic and Americana tunes on fiddle and a variety of other instruments. Richmond Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-3036. TSUNAMI BENEFIT CONCERT: Pianist Annemieke Spoelstra and cellist Dale Henderson play works by Bach, Beethoven, Shostakovich and Rachmaninov at the Charlotte Congregational Church, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 425-3176. TSUNAMI RELIEF CONCERT: Classical works for instrument and voice are followed by an eclectic mix of jazz and folk in this program featuring more than 25 Vermont musicians. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 454-7306. KENDRICK OLIVER & THE NEW LIFE JAZZ ORCHESTRA: This 19-piece band of 20somethings swings Count Basie-style at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476.

BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 19.

‘A STORY OF THE EVERGLADES’: Local naturalist and author Ted Levin shares his experiences exploring Florida’s liquid land. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. ‘THE PACIFIC CREST TRAIL’: Two Green Mountain Club members share pictures and stories from their 2700-mile, five-month hike from Mexico to Canada. Chapel Room, College Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 244-7037. ‘VERMONT’S UNDERGROUND RAILROAD’: Historian Ray Zirblis explores the facts and folklore surrounding the state’s role in helping fugitive slaves. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. ‘HABITAT INVENTORY’: The forester at the Northeast Kingdom’s Silvio O. Conte Wildlife Refuge explains how he takes stock of local wildlife needs. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 802-649-2200, ext 248.

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etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 19. TERTULIA LATINA: Fluent Spanish speakers converse at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: Hockey, costumes, ice carving and more fill 10 days’ celebration of all things chilly. Various locations, times and prices. Info, 800-247-8693. ORB WEAVER FARM BENEFIT: Pizza purchases raise funds to help local cheesemakers to recover from vandalism. American Flatbread, Burlington and Middlebury, lunch 11:30 2:30 p.m., dinner 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-8856.

STUDENT DANCE CONCERT: See January 21. BALLROOM & LINE DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples line up for ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. WORLD GROOVE DANCE JAM: Drums and didgeridoos put some dance in your pants at this family-friendly musical fiesta. Bridge School, Middlebury, 7-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 545-2223. FAMILY DANCE & POTLUCK: Cuckoo’s Nest offers tunes for dancers of all ages wearing clean, soft-soled shoes. Caller Amy Cann leads the fun at Tracy Hall, Norwich, dance 4 p.m., dinner 6 p.m. $5, kids and seniors free. Info, 785-4607. CONTRA DANCE: The musicians of Cuckoo’s Nest keep on playing for caller Amy Cann at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4607.

drama ‘AN EXPERIMENT WITH AN AIR PUMP’: See January 20, 2 & 8 p.m. ‘LATE NITE CATECHISM’: Audience members get religion with help from a funny nun in this interactive one-woman comedy. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $22-35. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE MAGIC OF SHAKESPEARE’: Actor and former state legislator Sam Lloyd stages a special one-man show to benefit the last working dairy farm in Worcester. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $25. Info, 2232328, ext. 110.

film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: See January 21, 7 & 9 p.m. ‘BUS 174’: This documentary about the 2000 hijacking of a Rio de Janeiro bus chronicles the poverty and violence plaguing contemporary Brazil. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘UNTOLD SCANDAL’: Set in 18th-century Korea, this cinematic adaptation of the French novel Les Liaisons Dangereuses follows the seductions of a notorious rake and his amoral cousin. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘VERA DRAKE’:, This film set in post WWIIBritain concerns a compassionate workingclass housekeeper who secretly moonlights as an illegal abortionist. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422.

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words DONNA FREITAS: The St. Michael’s College religion professor and author of Becoming a Goddess of Inner Poise shares tips for spiritual bliss. See calendar spotlight. Borders, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

talks ‘UNDERSTANDING OUR EARTH’: Barry Doolan, professor emeritus of geology at UVM, talks tsunamis at a special fundraiser for the American Red Cross. ECHO Center, Burlington, 2-3 p.m. $9. Info, 864-1848. ‘STARTING SEEDS FOR LESS’: VPR gardening commentator and author Ron Krupp discusses tips for indoor germination. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. CHILDBIRTH PANEL: Midwives, doulas and the editors of Mama Says newsletter talk about services available to women considering pregnancy. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WINTER SURVIVAL: Kids help build a snow shelter in this practical workshop on how to stay warm and safe outdoors. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m. noon. $3. Info, 229-6206. PETER & ELLEN ALLARD: This husband-andwife team of children’s performers leads a sing-along family concert at Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 862-5125. TEA PARTY LUNCHEON: Boys and girls ages 3-6 get gussied up to enjoy delicious treats and a special story. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30-12:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-0313.

sport WIND GAP SNOWSHOE: Hikers on this moderate, 7-mile trek take two different trails and stop to have lunch in between. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 863-1145. ‘WINTER WONDERS’ SNOWSHOE: Walkers on this easy-to-moderate outing learn how wildlife adapts to cold weather. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $20. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117. SNOWSHOE DEMO DAY: Savvy hoofers and folks new to the sport can try out various models at Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. $5. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117. WARREN SNOWSHOE: Hikers ride the chairlift to Stark’s Nest, then walk the Long Trail before heading down to Mad River Glen’s base lodge. Meet at Montpelier High School, 7:30 a.m. art Free. Info, 223-0566. 5x2-send 11/9/04 9:10 AM Page 1

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Not every girl can walk the tightrope between being genuinely deep and deeply stylish. Readers of Bridget Jones’s Diary will recognize that a permanently doomed quest for self improvement may make chick-lit characters endearing, but it’s hardly healthy. Vermont author Donna Freitas weighs in with Becoming a Goddess of Inner Poise: Spirituality for the Bridget Jones in All of Us. An assistant professor of religious studies at St. Michael’s College, Freitas draws from various spiritual traditions to show how small, everyday life choices can help you put your best foot forward. The real message? While a pair of pointy-toed shoes can’t hurt, metaphorically speaking, it’s how you walk in them that counts.

DONNA FREITAS Saturday, January 22, Borders, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.

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SAT.22 << 09B ADVANCED SNOWSHOE HIKE: Winter climbers ascend Mt. Hunger on this 3.8-mile trip. Meet at GMC Headquarters, Waterbury Center, 8:30 a.m. $35. Info, 244-7037. BASIC WINTER ECOLOGY: Participants in this workshop learn about survival techniques of area plants and wildlife during a snowshoe hike. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - noon. $8. Registration and info, 229-6206. WINTER TRACKING TREK: Wildlife expert Alcott Smith leads a snowshoe-provided hike to trace animal behavior. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $80. Registration and info, 649-2200.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 21. SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 985-8442. CAREER CHANGE WORKSHOP: Workers seeking new directions get guidance at Montpelier High School, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 229-9968. FARM HOUSE FAMILY DAY: Hands-on experience at an 1890s dairy farm means chores all ’round, followed by time to eat and play. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $40-60 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 457-2355. MEDITATION WORKSHOP: Folks from various spiritual traditions learn how to relax and breathe at Richmond Congregational Church, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 434-2053. LASAGNA DINNER: Pasta fans fill up their plates at the Richmond Congregational Church, 5:30 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2053. DINNER & DANCE: Singles and couples enjoy a full-course meal and a live band at Racquet’s Edge, Essex Junction, 6-9 p.m. $15, couples $25. Reservations and info, 879-7734. TSUNAMI BENEFIT DANCE & SILENT AUCTION: Classic rock band Dirt Road pounds out rhythms, followed by alternative-country funk group Thirty-Seven. The Old Lantern, Charlotte, 6 p.m. $15. Info, 425-3739. FULL MOON LOG CABIN DINNER: Work up an appetite by snowshoeing to a hand-built cabin for a homemade turkey dinner with dessert. Meet at Clearwater Sports, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. $85. Reservations and info, 496-2708. HOMEBUYER EDUCATION WORKSHOP: Firsttime house seekers learn the ropes of mortgages, credit and closings. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $60. Registration and info, 476-4493, ext. 211. VERMONT AGRICULTURAL MUSEUM POTLUCK: Those interested in preserving and presenting farm machinery gather at the Green Mountain Chapel, Randolph, noon - 2 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 276-9930. DIGITAL BRIDGES 2005: Middlebury students join the public at this one-day conference about Internet-driven industries. Middlebury College, various locations and times. Free. Info, 443-5435. TROPICAL ACRICULTURE: Shoppers get the facts about fruits and grains grown in tsunami-affected areas. City Market, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3659.

<calendar > BENEFIT GALA: The Starline Rhythm Boys provide uptempo backbeats at this silent auction raising funds for a young girl’s urgent operation. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-6923.

Yestermorrow Design/Build School. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HELEN HUSHER: The local author of Off the Leash and A View From Vermont reads from her work at the Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA: Violinist Martha Bruce and flutist Samantha Gelfon perform solos in the ensemble’s winter concert of works by Rimsky-Korsakov, Mendelssohn and contemporary composer Daron Hagen, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 655-5030. ‘A SOUTHERN DELICACY’: North Carolinabased organist David Pulliam accompanies soprano Vanessa Olmstead on 20th-century pieces from France, England and the U.S. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 3 p.m. $14. Info, 863-5966. BOSTON VOCAL ARTISTS’ SONIQUE: Conductor Melinda O’Neal leads this 10-voice ensemble in a program of music based on folk tales and mythology. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 598-1929.

dance ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING: Morning Star offers genteel music for movers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Caller Chris Levey keeps folks on their feet at Tracy Hall, Norwich, 36 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4607.

drama ‘BETRAYAL/PORTRAYAL OF A FAITH’: Burlington-based performance artist Michelle Lefkowitz presents her one-woman show exploring the Hanukkah story. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0218. RESIDENT THEATRE COMPANY AUDITIONS: This group holds simultaneous try-outs for its full season of five different plays and musicals. Haskell Free Library, Derby Line, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 334-6498.

film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: See January 21, 1:30 & 7 p.m. ‘MOOLAADÉ’: This Senegalese film criticizes the contested practice of female circumcision while celebrating the warmth and dynamism of African village life. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words HOUSE DESIGN: Vermont-based architect John Connell, author of Creating the Inspired House, talks shop with Patricia Pinkston, executive director of the

‘THE CHITTENDEN COUNTY HISTORICAL SOCIETY’: Past president Lilian Baker Carlisle joins a panel of speakers to reflect on this group’s 40th year. Special Collections, Bailey Howe Library, UVM, Burlington, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3100.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. PETER & ELLEN ALLARD: See January 22, 10:30 a.m.

sport CROSS-COUNTRY SKIING: Winter athletes bring lunch for an enjoyable outing at Sleepy Hollow Ski Center, Huntington. Call for meeting time, location and trail fee. Info, 434-2533. CROSS-COUNTRY LOOP: Skiiers glide in a seven- or 14-mile oval through East Montpelier. Meet at Montpelier High School, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-7035. BLACK BEAR RAMBLE: Snowshoers of all ages learn about ursine activity on this easy-terrain hike at Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 10:30 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $20. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117.

activism RACISM STUDY CIRCLE: Local citizens discuss the challenges of race relations with help from a structured curriculum. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24. QUEER LIBERATION ARMY: Queer-identified activists of all ages plan flamboyant responses to intolerance. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6665.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 21. SLEIGH RIDES: See January 22. FULL MOON LOG CABIN DINNER: See January 22. ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLES FLEA MARKET: Treasure hunters find bargains at the Knights of Columbus Hall, Barre, preview 7 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $1-3. Info, 454-1961. BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count by playing tournament-style. Bring your board to Allenwood at Pillsbury Manor, South Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6192. ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT BREAKFAST: Hungry diners devour blueberry or plain pancakes, ham and scrambled eggs at the Knights of Columbus Hall, St. Albans, 8 a.m. - noon. $6. Info, 524-4750. SELECTIVE SERVICE WORKSHOP: Young people coming of age hear about alternatives to military registration or enlistment. College St. Congregational Church, Burlington, 68:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1482.

MON.24 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: Ladies who like to sing are welcome at meetings of this women’s barbershop chorus. The Pines, South Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-5001.

drama ‘COPENHAGEN’: Vermont Stage Company members read through this play about two famous physicists and the history of science, then invite audience comments. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1497. AUDITIONS & THEATRE WORKSHOPS: Aspiring actors hoping for a part in Lyric Theatre Company’s production of Cinderella gather at South Burlington High School Auditorium, 6-10 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484.

film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: See January 21.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See January 20. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 19, for children ages 3-5. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 19. Toddlers take their turn with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. BURNHAM LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 20. ‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: See January 20. BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. GYM FOR TOTS: Youngsters burn energy running, jumping and hula-hooping at the Charlotte Community School, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 425-4144. CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5096.

sport FULL MOON SNOWSHOE TREK: Post-trip hot chocolate welcomes hikers back from the lunar light. Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 496-3551, ext. 117. MOONLIGHT SNOWSHOE: Athletes should bring a flashlight for this easy hike through Hubbard Park. Meet at Statehouse cannon, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7035.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 19.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 19. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 21.

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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750. PET-FRIENDLY OPEN MIC: Musicians show off the talents of their furry accompanists at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044. SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

drama AUDITIONS & THEATRE WORKSHOPS: See January 24. ‘THE A CAPPELLA MUSICAL’: A student ensemble presents this original voices-only stage work written over the course of the last semester. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: See January 21.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

words ALIX OLSON: This nationally touring spokenword-folk poet raises heck at the Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. 8 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1476. ANN DAY: The local author and longtime nature columnist for The Valley Reporter introduces her essay collection, The Nature of Things. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774. MARJ HAHNE: This New York City-based poet and educator reads from her work at the Book King, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9232. ‘CONTEMPORARY IRISH WRITERS’ SERIES: Readers of Edna O’Brien’s 1976 memoir Mother Ireland talk about images and ideas associated with that country. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

talks ‘GLOBAL WARMING & THE MEANING OF LIFE’: Eban Goodstein, founder and director of the Green House Network, talks about ways to beat the heat. Room 216, Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, 7:309 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5925. ‘A NEW KIND OF WAR FILM’: English professor Robert Niemi analyzes the ideas behind Black Hawk Down and We Were Soldiers. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘SAVING VERMONT’S CIVIL WAR FLAGS’: History buffs hear about preserving nearly 150-year-old fabric artifacts in story and in substance. Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

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While — alas! — there won’t be any haggis served at an upcoming musical shindig celebrating the birthday of Scottish poet Robert Burns, the tunes alone should prove a fitting paean. Vermont native and longtime bagpiper Iain MacHarg may be remembered around Burlington for squeezing his sequin-clad instrument at the head of Celtic rock bands Whiskey Before Breakfast and Prydein. He has since gone completely plaid, teaching and playing the Highland pipes as well as bodhran, Irish flute, and tinwhistle. Cape Breton fiddler Jerry Holland joins MacHarg to offer his own compositions and traditional faves, along with Celtic folk fiddler Beth Telford and recorder-and-harp duo Dale and Mary Frances Stafford. The author of “Auld Lang Syne” would be proud.

‘A SCOTTISH HIGHLAND EVENING’ Friday, January 21, Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $15. 7286464.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 476-5118. TODDLER STORYTIME: Boys and girls ages 18-35 months consume songs, stories and a healthy snack at the Burnham Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

sport FULL MOON SNOWSHOE TREK: See January 24.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 19. ANTIWAR COALITION: Citizens opposed to U.S. military activities in Iraq strategize at the Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926. ‘ROE V. WADE’ BIRTHDAY PARTY: Live music by Pine Street Jazz with singers Jody Albright and Susan Squiers celebrates 32 years of support for a woman’s right to choose. The Waiting Room, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. - 1:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-3267.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 19. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 21. LAUGHING CLUB: Local yoga instructor and author Carol Winfield touts the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Union Station, Burlington, 8-8:30 a.m. Donations. Info, 864-7999. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers practice and improve their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. BLOOD DRIVE: Student volunteers and the American Red Cross present pizza to willing donors at Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. WOMEN ON THE GO SOLO: Gals share info, experience and support for single living and travel. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 860-2855. VT HISTORICAL SOCIETY: Volunteers interested in staffing the state’s interactive “Freedom and Unity” exhibit gather at the Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 828-2180.

WED.26 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA: Jamie Laredo conducts the ensemble as part of the Farmers’ Night concert series at the Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-876-9293.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See January 19.

drama AUDITIONS & THEATRE WORKSHOPS: See January 24. ‘A CELEBRATION OF SHAKESPEARE’S TWELFTH NIGHT’: UVM English professor Kenneth Rothwell discusses this play of epiphany. Musicians follow with Joseph Hillyer’s arrangements of the Bard’s dramatic songs at the McCarthy Arts Center, St.

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film ‘HOUSE OF FLYING DAGGERS’: See January 21. ‘SHADOW OF A DOUBT’: In this 1943 Hitchcock film, a young woman suspects her suave uncle is a serial killer. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804. ‘THREE KINGS’: Set during the first Gulf War, this film follows three renegade American soldiers who search for stolen gold and end up questioning U.S. foreign policy. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art See exhibitions in Section A. words ‘SEMINAL STATEMENTS OF AMERICAN VALUES’: Readers of the Declaration of Independence discuss its structure, meaning and contemporary importance. Waterbury Branch Library, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

talks VACCINATION INFORMATION: Parents considering when or whether to immunize their children weigh the safety and effectiveness of preventative shots. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8901. ‘LIFE STRATEGIES FOR ADHD’: Parents learn how to help children with attention disorders become more motivated, organized and selfreliant. Founders Memorial Elementary School, Essex, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 238-2173.

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Call it a drama with atmosphere. Both a mystery and a story of illicit love, Shelagh Stephenson’s An Experiment with an Air Pump is above all an examination of passion — particularly the passion for science. Inspired by British artist Joseph Wright’s 18th-century painting of then-cutting-edge parlor physics, Stephenson’s work plucks characters from Wright’s canvas and brings them to life on the stage. Although all of the action occurs in the same large country house, the play flips back and forth between 1799 and 1999, looking to the century ahead for hope while debating contemporary scientific ethics and the ever-elusive nature of the heart. Middlebury College’s theater department offers four performances for deep thinkers and heavy breathers.

‘AN EXPERIMENT WITH AN AIR PUMP’ Thursday through Saturday, January 20-22, Seeler Studio Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, various times. $5. Info, 443-6433.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See January 19. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See January 19. ANIMAL FEEDING: See January 19. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See January 19. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See January 19. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See January 19. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See January 19. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See January 19. FRIENDSHIP STORYTIME: Kids ages 5 and older buddy up for stories, then make a craft to give to a special someone. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-0313. FATHER & CHILD STORYTIME: Dads have their day at the South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

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sport WALK THE TALK: See January 19.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See January 19. SILENT VIGIL: See January 19.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See January 19. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See January 19. TALENT SEARCH: See January 19. STOWE WINTER CARNIVAL: See January 21. REIKI CLINIC: Find out how it feels to center your chi through ancient touch therapy. Reiki Center, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 657-2567. ‘SEARCHING FOR SCHOLARSHIPS’: Students learn how to apply for funds to finance future studies. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1-800-642-3177. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Gardeners get ready to grow herbs year round. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, $6-10 includes lunch. Info, 658-2433. ‘SET IT UP’ INFORMATIONAL MEETING: Women interested in cementing a new career learn about an upcoming six-week certification course for concrete work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon 2 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-1472. m

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LEARN THE TECHNIQUE OF “HOLLYWOOD’S MOST SOUGHT AFTER ACTING COACH.” (MOVIELINE, NOV. 2001): Classes in Burlington, Tuesday evenings and Montpelier, Monday evenings. Info, 802-318-8555 or visit www.thoreast.com. Mr. MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and he has taught professionally for over 10 years. He has appeared in over 10 major motion pictures, with leading roles in three, including The Basket, and has guest-starred on “Providence,” “Pensacola: Wings of Gold,” “Murphy Brown,” and many other TV shows.

HYPNOBIRTHING: Classes now forming for 10-hour series. Four-week evening series or eight-week lunchtime series. Burlington. $175. Info, call Nan Reid, 660-0420. Learn selfhypnosis and summon your natural birthing instincts.

art ART CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Batik on Silk with Jen Labie, five Wednesdays beginning January 12, 6-8 p.m. $95. Basic Drawing with Christine Cole, five Mondays beginning January 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $75. Sculptures in Clay with Adele Dienno, four Tuesdays beginning January 18, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $85. Photography, Blackand-White Darkroom, five Thursdays beginning January 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $75. Origami Stationery, Tuesday, February 8, 6-8 p.m. $25. Beekeeping, three Thursdays beginning January 13, 6:30-8 p.m. $25. All materials and equipment included. Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 66 Winter Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from Exit 12. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Figure Drawing with Model, Monday evenings. Dynamic Still Life Painting with Gail Salzman, February 2 - March 9. Wood Sculpture with Robert Babcock, February 8 - March 22. Figurative Sculpture with Faye Menis, February 10 - March 17. Drawing II with Lynn Imperatore, February 18 - March 25. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com.

climbing FRIDAY NIGHT KIDS CLUB: Every Friday night, 6-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $25, preregistration required. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petracliffs.com. Climb the walls, boulder in the cave, brave the Burma Bridge, and play fun games. Parents, enjoy an evening out while your kids burn energy, develop coordination, build self-confidence, and practice problem solving under the supervision of the Petra Cliffs staff. ICE CLIMBING I & II: Level 1, January 22, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $100. Level 2, January 23, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $160. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Learn about the exhilarating sport of ice climbing! Level 1 is for the beginning ice climber, no experience necessary. Level 2 is for those who have completed Level 1 or have previous experience. With a skilled instructor, learn how to move over easy to moderate terrain. Master belaying, rappelling, climbing skills, multi-pitch routes, anchor building and climbing technique. INTRODUCTION TO MOUNTAINEERING: February 26, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100 includes all technical equipment. Info, 657-3872 or visit http://www. petracliffs.com. Learn the fundamentals of safe winter travel over snow and ice! Components of instruction include use of crampons and ice axe, rope management skills, glissading and self-arrest techniques.

JUNIOR CLIMBING TEAM: Ages 10-16. Two sessions, January to March and March to May. Beginning January 17, practices will be held every Monday and Wednesday through May, with occasional weekend USA Climbing competitions in New England. $375 each. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. Info, 6573872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Do you have enthusiasm for climbing? Traditional sports not your thing? Join the Petra Cliffs Junior Climbing Team! Improve climbing skills, make friends within the climbing community. Sign up now or anytime during the season. TWO-DAY AVALANCHE AWARENESS AND RESCUE: February 56, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing School. $185, all technical equipment included. Info, 657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. This is a must for all skiers, snowboarders, climbers and backcountry enthusiasts. Learn the basics of avoiding avalanches (yes, they happen in Vermont), including route selection, evaluating avalanche potential and rescue procedures.

communication COMMUNICATING WITH YOUR SWEETHEART: Saturday, February 5, 9 a.m. to noon, offered by Demeter Resolutions, llc, Burlington. $45 per person. Info, 864-0624 or email Demete rResolve@aol.com or visit www.DemeterResolutions.com. Just in time for Valentine’s Day, whether you are married to your sweetheart or not, couples and individuals who would like to have more meaningful and harmonious communication with their significant other will find this workshop valuable.

computers COMPUTER CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: MS Excel for Intermediates, five Tuesdays, beginning January 11, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $65. Adobe Photoshop Elements 2.0, four Mondays beginning January 10, 7–8:45 p.m. $85. Advanced Photoshop, Thursday, February 3 and 10, 5-6:30 p.m. $40. Powerpoint, Tuesdays, January 11 and 18, 5:30-7 p.m. $40. MS Publisher, two Tuesdays, February 1 and 8, 5:30-7 p.m. $40. Digital Camera Use, two-week offering, Wednesday, January 12 and 19, 5-7 p.m., or Thursday, January 13 and 20, 6:45-8:45 p.m., or Thursday, February 3 and 10, 6:45-8:45 p.m. $40. Digital Winter Landscape Photography, two Mondays, January 10 and 17, 5:15-6:45 p.m. $30. Digital Albums, two choices, Thursday, January 13 and 20, 5-6:30 p.m. or Monday, January 31 and February 7, 5:15-6:45 p.m. $30. MS Word Wizardry, Monday, February 7, 7-8:30 p.m. $15. Digital Photo-Phun using Photoshop, five Tuesdays beginning January 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $55. Website Design with Frontpage, five Wednesdays beginning January 12, 7:10-8:40 p.m. $65. Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 66 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from Exit 12.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m., Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place. BURLINGTON COMMUNITY GLASS STUDIO: Six-week Introduction to Stained Glass meets Tuesdays, 6-8:30 p.m. beginning January 25 through March 1. $150 plus materials. Info, 324-4019 or terry@burlingtonglass.net. Students will learn the copper foil method and can expect to complete at least one small project. Open studio time will be available to students. CRAFT CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Rug Hooking for Beginners, five Thursdays, beginning January 13, 6-8 p.m. $70. Bobbin Lace–Handmade, five weeks beginning January 12, 6-8 p.m. $75. Cake Decorating I (Wilton), four Thursdays beginning January 20, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $75. Quilting for Beginners, five Thursdays beginning January 13, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $65. Rustic Furniture–Adult Chair, two Tuesdays, January 11 and 18, 6-8 p.m. $85. Rustic Furniture–Love Seat, two Tuesdays, February 1 and 8, 6-8 p.m. $115. Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 66 Winter Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from Exit 12. STAINED GLASS DESIGN FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: Session 1, January 22, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Howden Hall. $50 plus a $15 material fee. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Instructed by Terry Zigmund.

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THE FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS: Beginning Knitting with Esther Maynard, February 1-22. Wax Ring Carving with Lisa Whalen, February 17 - March 17. Paper Arts with Barbara Hammell, February 19 - March 12. Mixed Level Calligraphy with Lisa Whalen, March 16 - April 20. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com.

dance AUDITION: BURKLYN BALLET THEATRE SUMMER PROGRAM: February 12, 2 p.m. Held at Guibord’s School of Dance, 59 Broad St., Plattsburgh. Audition fee, $15. Info, 518-297-3793, email jandrew@twcny.rr.com or visit: www.nortemaar.org. Norte Maar for Collaborative Projects in the Arts will host auditions for Burklyn Ballet Theatre 2005 Summer Program. The audition will take the form of an age-appropriate class. Burklyn Ballet Theatre, Johnson, VT, now entering it’s 29th season, is one of the nation’s top summer dance programs offering daily technique classes with the world’s finest master teachers and weekly performance opportunities. BASIC BELLY DANCE FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: Mondays, January 31 - March 14, 5-6 p.m. Upstairs at Bristol Fitness. $60. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Structured for those over 18, but will take younger. Instructed by Cathy Palmer. CREATIVE DANCE, AGES 5-7: Wednesdays, January 19 February 16, 3-4 p.m. 69 A Mountain St. Studio, Bristol. $40. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Instructed by Leah Kelley Xylona. DANCE CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Swing Dance for Beginners with Kym Reid Taylor, five Tuesdays beginning January 11, 7:45-8:45 p.m. $50. Ballroom for Beginners with Kym Reid Taylor, five Thursdays beginning January 13, 7:45-8:45 p.m. $50. Info, 482-7194 or find full descriptions for all 66 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from Exit 12. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walkins welcome. Modern African Hip-Hop, Tuesdays, 6 p.m., walk-in welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, one-month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNNARTS DANCE CLASSES: Spring semester begins January 17 and features dance classes for all ages and skill levels, including modern dance, ballet, jazz, hip-hop, lunchtime classes, dance master classes with visiting Flynn performers, and more. Spaces may still be available in many classes. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. LEARN TO DANCE: First Step Dance offers beginner dance classes in St. Albans on Monday nights and in Burlington on Tuesday nights. At each location the introductory Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue class starts at 6 p.m. and the introductory Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango class begins at 7 p.m. These beginning classes are followed by intermediate classes. The St. Albans classes will start on January 31 at the City School on Bellows St., while the Burlington classes will start on February 1 at the Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St. Classes are $40/person for each 4-week session. Info, www.FirstStep Dance.com or 802-598-6757. Have you been to a party or event where people knew how to dance? Would you like to learn to dance with a partner? Remember that partner dancing requires a partner, but attending classes doesn’t, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Come take the First Step toward learning to dance with a partner! LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Drop-in beginner lesson, every Tuesday, 6:30–7:30 p.m. Greek Church Hall, Ledge Rd., Burlington. $5 includes Vermont Swings practice session, immediately following. Info, 860-7501, or visit www.ver montswings.com. No experience necessary. NEW YEAR SWING DANCE CLASSES IN RICHMOND: Six Thursdays of SWING with Chris Sumner and Dan Carhart. Thursdays, January 20 - February 10, Lindy 1: Introduction to Lindy, 6:15-7:15 p.m. Lindy 2A: The Swing Out, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Richmond Free Library, 2nd-floor. 201 Bridge St., Richmond. $50 for 6 classes. Info, Dan, 434-5776 or Chris, swivel@hot mail.com. These classes will teach the rudiments of SWING, with a strong emphasis on technique: center, balance, connection, lead & follow, timing, and more. It’s not just moves—it’s the way that you move. A Popsicle Toes Production.

WORLD DANCE, AGES 7-10: Saturdays, January 22 - February 19, 10-11 a.m. 69 A Mountain St. Studio, Bristol. $40. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Instructed by Leah Kelley Xylona.

drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. New 5-week session starts November 30. $50 for 5 weeks. Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 658-0658, 872-0494 or visit paton@sover.net. Walk-ins are welcome. Intermediate/ Advanced Conga classes meet on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $42 for 6-week sessions. A 3-week session begins 12/7. Kids’ Intermediate Taiko, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. $42 for 6 weeks. A 3-week session starts 12/6. Adult beginning classes are on Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $48 for 6-week session. A 3-week session begins on 12/6. Held in the Taiko Studio at 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, Stuart Paton 658-0658 or paton@ sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

empowerment CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Yoga, Thursday afternoons beginning January 13, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Five or 14 weeks, $45 or $110. Yoga, Thursday evenings beginning January 13, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Five or 14 weeks, $45 or $110. Instructor: Theora Ward. Basic Investment Strategy, five Wednesdays beginning January 12, 6:30-8 p.m. $40. Meditation with Richard Andresen, five Wednesdays beginning January 12, 7-8 p.m. $45. Personal Training for Women, five Mondays beginning January 10, 6-8 p.m. $95. Baby Sitting Class by Red Cross instructor, Tuesday, February 1 and Thursday, February 3, 3:30-6:30 p.m. $40. Italian for Travelers, twelve Wednesdays beginning January 12, 6:30-8 p.m. $140. A Taste of American Sign Language with David Krueger, four Thursdays beginning January 13, 4-5 p.m. $50. Herbal Pet Care, two Thursdays, February 3 and 10, 6:30-8 p.m. $25. Wild in Vermont, Tuesday, January 18 from 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10 donation. Backyard Astronomy, two Wednesdays, January 12 and 19, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15. Living Tobacco Free, four Thursdays beginning January 20, 6-7:15 p.m. No fee, but must register. Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 90 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from Exit 12

film AFTER SCHOOL FILM-MAKING OPEN STUDIO, GRADES 6 AND UP: Wednesdays, ongoing, starting January 5, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org.

finance CREATING FINANCIAL PEACE: February classes in Bristol and Burlington. Specific classes for individuals, $199. For married couples, $249 per couple. Info, Christine Moriarty, 888-4498081 or http://www.moneypeace.com. Walk through past fears and money issues to enhance financial well-being. Improve financial life through education on investing and cash management in a supportive environment. Explore new ways to strengthen your relationship around money. FINANCIAL WORKSHOP FOR INDIVIDUAL INVESTORS: January 19 through February 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Essex Rec Department. Info, contact Emma Edwards, 655-5512. Learn how to increase investment income while reducing taxes on those investments. We’ll teach you about the stock market as well as other forms of ownership and loanership investments. Our focus will be on you and your goals, whether saving for your children’s education or planning for your own retirement. Call today to enroll.

herbs HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: Eight-month herbal apprenticeship program, one Saturday a month, held on a working horse farm in Milton. $800 includes all materials, textbook and membership to United Plant Savers. VSAC grants accepted and work study positions are available. Info, 893-0521 or 563-3185. Join certified herbalists Kelley Robe and Sarah Zettelmeyer for an interdisciplinary experience studying the traditional wisdom of our ancestors. The human organ systems will be our guide to knowing the body and learning of specific herbs for each system. We will come to understand imbalances and disease and discover wise remedies. The gifts of the animals will be shared as we work handson with horses. We will eat wild food and learn about the importance of plant sustainability. Herb walks will take place in field, forest and wetland.

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HERBS << 15B WISDOM OF THE HERBS 2005: AN EXPERIENTIAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE SEASONS: Eight-month herbal certification program, taught by Annie McCleary with George Lisi. One weekend each month, April - November 2005, Lincoln. $1200 with a non-refundable deposit, $150. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Info, 453-6764 or visit www.purpleconeflowerherbals.com. Develop a relationship with local wild plants as wise spirits who offer counsel and companionship. Learn through Nature Adventures - hike in wild places, lie on the earth. Make herbal medicines in sacred tradition. Harvest, prepare and eat wild edibles. Learn how to use food as our first medicine. Allow the transformation that comes with conscious association with the plant people.

jewelry PRECIOUS METAL CLAY WORKSHOPS: Introduction to PMC, January 22 or February 12. 3-D Forms and PMC, February 5. PMC Rings and Fire-in-Place Stone Setting, February 19. Info, 658-8778 or KROSESTUDIO@hotmail.com. Transform Precious Metal Clay (PMC), into a piece of fine silver jewelry. You will create and finish one-of-a-kind pieces that will be kiln-fired and ready to wear in one day. Instant gratification, without the long learning curve or expensive tools of traditional jewelry making. PMC has applications for artists who work with glass, beads, polymer clay, ceramics, and many other mediums. Small classes, personalized instruction.

kids FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS, ART ON FIRE! VACATION CAMP WITH SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM: February vacation, Monday through Friday, February 21-25, 9 a.m. noon. April vacation, Monday through Friday, April 18-22, 9 a.m. - noon. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCity Arts.com. These week-long classes will take a theme-based approach to the exploration of painting, drawing, design and sculpture, incorporating learning about contemporary artists and techniques along the way. Each day of the week will focus on different topics like comic strip drawing, abstract and realistic painting, fabric dyeing, poster art, soft, sewn sculpture and recycled art, graphic design, packaging and more. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, AFTER SCHOOL CREATIVE CLAY AND WHEEL: Mondays, January 31 - February 21, 3:30-5 p.m. Ages 7-14. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This four-week class will introduce students to working with clay, both on and off the potter’s wheel. Students will practice basic wheel-working techniques to create bowls, cups and more.

ITSY BITSY YOGA AT YOGA VERMONT: Baby (newborn to almost crawling), Session 1: Thursdays, January 27 - March 3, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, January 30 - March 6, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Tots (precrawling to 24 months), Session 1: Tuesdays, January 15 - March 1, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, January 30 - March 6, 11:30 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Tykes (2-4 years) Session 1: Thursdays, January 27 - March 3, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, January 30 - March 6, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Little Family (21 months to 4 years, plus a younger sibling), Session 1: Tuesdays, January 25 - March 1, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Pre-registration required for six-week sessions. $48 per session. Info, 6609718 or www.yogavermont.com. Parents and children delight in practicing yoga, exploring movement, and singing together.

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knitting BEGINNERS KNITTING: A SIMPLE HAT: Sundays, January 23 February 20, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Howden Hall, Bristol. $40. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Instructed by Elin Melchior. Any interested knitters can enroll. KNITTING A DOUBLE-SIDED SCARF: Sundays, January 23 February 20, 2-2:30 p.m. Howden Hall, Bristol. $35. Info, 453-5188 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Instructed by Elin Melchoir.

language ESPANOL RAPIDO! Info, contact Mercy Connections, 846-7063. Interested in a one-week immersion Spanish class in June or July? This Spanish course is designed with Accelerated Learning principles, which ensures effortless learning that is both fun and successful! FRENCH CLASS: LA BELLE PROVINCE: Travel to the Quebec and French-Canadian region in this intermediate French class in Middlebury, beginning February 15. Also offering a Beginning French class, beginning Jaunuary 19. Info, call Sibylle 388-4173, or register at the Hannaford Career Center, 382-1012. Private French and German tutoring also available. MANDARIN CHINESE LANGUAGE CLASSES: Starting February, Montpelier. Twelve weeks, one evening, kids/adults options, experienced instructor. Info, jannacarpenter@ hotmail.com or 223-5871. Learn simple, practical conversations, selected characters, games, poems, songs, culture. Beginners welcome. Learning Chinese is not as hard and more fun than you might imagine! SPANISH CLASSES: My home or yours. Info, Pedro, 453-7996. Learn a new language in this New Year! Fantastic, fun classes with a native speaker and experienced teacher.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, February 1, 5:30 p.m. and meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling. Day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, Saturdays, 9:3010:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 12-1:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class. INTERNAL MARTIAL ART: Free Introductory class to this ancient Taoist practice from Korea. Monday, January 31, 5:307 p.m. Sun Do Center, 7 Court St., Montpelier. Info, 2294262. Increase strength and flexibility and build source-energy while calming the mind. KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702. The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced Wing Chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective self-defense training, even after a short period of training, regardless of size or strength. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday - Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m. Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763. 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, 864-9985. 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 4255764. 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155. Info, SaBomNim Allen@aol.com or visit www.MooGongDo.com. Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment. Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor, and SelfDefense programs also available.) With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention.

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THE BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO SCHOOL: Adult, family and children’s classes available Monday through Thursday and Saturday for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main Street, Burlington (next to Muddy Waters). We offer the best value in the area with student and family discounts available. Mention this Seven Days ad and receive a free uniform when you sign up! Info, call 658-3359, email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Former national team member and Vermont state coach Gordon White teaches the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Our experienced teaching staff emphasizes proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness. TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of selfdefense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles. VERMONT AIKIDO: Aikido instruction, Tuesday through Friday, 67:30 p.m., Saturday, 9:30-11 a.m. and Sunday 10-11:30 a.m. Adult Intro Class starts February 8, 6 p.m. Four-week basic instruction will lead up to four weeks of mixed level dojo practice. Eight-class Intro Course fee, $45. Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info, 862-9785 or visit www.ver montaikido.org. Come learn this powerful and graceful martial art in a safe and supportive environment! Beginners are always welcome and visitors are cordially invited to practice with us or to observe classes.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and SelfDefense: Mondays through Fridays, 7-8:30 p.m. Saturdays, 10 a.m. Cardio/Power Boxing: Tuesdays, 6-7 p.m. First class free. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Learn self-defense, martial arts and boxing with a certified black-belt Gracie instructor in this positive and safe environment. Accept no imitations.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY: Now enrolling for a new 400-hour training program. September 10, 2005 - June 13, 2006. Classes meet Mondays, 9 a.m. - noon and Tuesdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and four other required weekends, September 10, 11, November 12, 13, January 21, 22, April 15, 16. Tuition: $3750 plus textbooks. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT 05403. Info, 658-7715 or visit www.touchstoneheal ingarts.com. This course provides students with a solid foundation in Oriental medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage, Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. Amma and Shiatsu are two complimentary forms of bodywork that give students the necessary tools to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances.

meditation MASTERY AND MEDITATION CLASS: First and third Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. South Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447. Study the teachings of Indian Sufi Master Inayat Khan. Focus on accomplishment and success in your life and interfaith prayer for world peace.

music FLYNNARTS MUSIC CLASSES: Spring semester begins January 17 and features music classes for all ages and skill levels including lunchtime Beginning Guitar, Jazz Combo workshops, Flamenco Guitar and more. Spaces may still be available in many classes. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncenter. org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

parenting PARENT SEMINAR SERIES: The Green Mountain Center for Gifted Education is sponsoring a series of seminars on issues related to children and adults. The series starts with Gifted: Not My Child, February 10. Followed by Navigating Your Gifted Child’s Education, March 10. A Differentiation Primer for Parents, April 14. Ending with Gifted: Who Me?, a session on gifted adults, May 19. Each seminar will be held from 7-9 p.m. at the Unitarian Universalist Society on Pearl St., Burlington. Info, contact Lucy Bogue, lucybogue@yahoo.com or 658-9941.

photography FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM: 35 mm with Joe Peila, Session I: Wednesdays, February 2 - March 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35 mm camera through the use of assignments. Demystify F-stops, shutter speeds and exposure. Learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types. Bring an empty manual 35 mm camera and owner’s manual to the first class. Plan on purchasing and having processed three to four rolls of slide film for the assignments. FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM, BASIC DARKROOM WITH MARY JOHNSON: Session 1: Tuesdays and Thursdays, January 27 - February 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Session II: February 24 - March 15. Info, 8657166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Discover the mysteries of the darkroom so that you can make your own photographs! Learn how to properly expose and process black-andwhite film into negatives and then make prints from those negatives. Bring an empty manual 35 mm camera to the first class. Plan on buying one or two rolls of 35 mm film, the type will be specified at the first class.

pilates CLASSES AT CVU HIGH SCHOOL, HINESBURG: Pilates, Tuesdays beginning January 11, 5:15-6:15 p.m. Five or 14 weeks, $45 or $115. Pilates, Thursdays beginning January 13, 5:15-6:15 p.m. Five or 14 weeks, $45 or $115. Pilates, Tuesdays beginning January 11, 6:20-7:20 p.m. Five or 14 weeks, $45 or $115. Pilates, Thursdays beginning January 13, 6:20-7:20 p.m. Five or 14 weeks, $45 or $115. Strength Training, five Tuesdays beginning January 11, 4:05-5:05 p.m. $40. Bring exercise mat and hand weights (3-5 lbs.) Info, 482-7194, or find full descriptions for all 66 Access classes at www.cvuhs.org and click on Access to CVU. Ten minutes from Exit 12. CORE STUDIO: Burlington’s premier Pilates studio. Our ongoing classes include IM=X and STOTT mat and Xercizer beds. Options include an unlimited monthly class Passport, or dropin rates available. Free consultation and mat class offered. Info, 862.8686 or visit http://www.corestudioburlington.com. Classes give you a complete body workout using small equipment, including body bars and Pilates rings. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming studio, our professional certified instructors and energizing atmosphere. THE PILATES DEN: Offering ongoing, small group mat classes ($10/class, first class $5) and Reformer private sessions at a rare, affordable price. The Pilates Den, Williston. Info, 8797302 or http://www.pilates den.com. Join us in our sunny home studio and experience Joseph Pilates’ dynamic body conditioning system. Our mat classes are challenging, fun and enhanced by small apparatus like magic circles, foam rollers, therabands and light weights. Our Reformer private sessions feature resistance training on Joseph Pilates’ spring-based Reformer bed that promises to “re-form” your body.

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FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO: Handbuilding Functional Pottery Workshop with Faye Menis, January 26. Slips and Surface Design Workshop with Loretta Languet, January 29. Wednesday Clay with Loretta Languet, February 3 - March 17. Figurative Sculpture with Faye Menis, February 10 - March 17. Info, 8657166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Studio time rentals available! FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, BEGINNING WHEEL WITH JEREMY AYERS AND LORETTA LANGUET: Thursday evenings, February 3 - March 17, 6:30-9 p.m. Saturday mornings, February 5 - March 19, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This class will introduce students to working with clay using the potter’s wheel. Through instruction and demonstration, students will practice basic wheel-working techniques, with an emphasis on functional pottery. The entire ceramic process will be covered, including throwing various forms, trimming, handle making and glazing.

SNOWKITING: Intro to Snowkite, up to 3 people, 3 hours. Learn safety, set up, how to fly the kite and get your first rides. $85. On the Boards Lesson, up to 3 people, 2 hours. Learn how to stay and ride upwind, refine your technique, start jumping. $75. Info, 496-9691 or visit http://www.stormboarding.com. Get ready to get going this winter snowkiting. Ski, tele or snowboard with a kite, cruise or go as extreme as you can handle. This exciting and fast-growing sport has a place for everyone— cruising, jumping, going fast, riding terrain/rails, accessing backcountry and adding a new dimension to winter sports. We also sell kites and gear, gift certificates available.

USEFUL VIDEO PRODUCTION FOR NONPROFIT STAFF AND VOLUNTEERS: Saturday, February 12, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Stowe. Limited enrollment. $50. Info, 563-2235 or ch37stowe@ gmavt.net. One-day seminar explores ways nonprofessionals using consumer camcorders and consumer software can produce quality videos or DVDs to implement their nonprofit mission: Membership, PSAs, stewardship reports, research, training, fundraising, public access and Internet exposure. Scripting, shooting, and editing techniques demonstrated by Stowe’s Channel 37 staff.

printmaking FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS PRINT STUDIO 250, INTRODUCTION TO LETTERPRESS WITH BONNIE CHRISTENSEN: February 12, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Info, 8657166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Learn about the letterpress and how to set it up with polymer plates for text and images.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Tuesday and Thursday evenings, February 1 through 24, 5:30-10 p.m., or Saturdays, February 5 through 26, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $245 course fee. $50 additional for local spring open water checkout dives, or complete dives at a warm water vacation destination this winter. Info, Waterfront Diving Center, 8652771. Course results in an internationally recognized, lifetime certification. SCUBA DIVING, AGES 12 AND UP: Tuesdays and Thursdays, January 25 - February 17, 6-10 p.m. Mt. Abe Pool, Bristol. $295, snorkel and fins provided. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. Instructed by Joe Vicerehas.

skating FIGURE SKATING LESSONS, GRADES 2-6: Beginner lessons, Saturdays, January 22 - February 12, 10-11 a.m. Advanced lessons, Saturdays, 11 a.m. - noon, weather and ice permitting. $25. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org.

spirituality SHAMANIC HEALING COURSE: One weekend/month for a year, May 2005 - May 2006. Sky Meadow Retreat Center, Stannard, VT. $360 deposit, plus $160 per weekend session. Financial terms are available on request. Info, contact Ivan McBeth, ivanmcbeth@aol.com, www.ivanmcbeth.com or Fearn Lickfield, habondiafarm@hotmail.com, 229-4136. The course consists of twelve initiations into healing, including entering the world of the Shaman Healer, sweat lodge ceremony, shadow work, the spiritual warrior, the shaman’s death, fire walking, sacred drama and vision questing.

weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES OFFERS 12-WEEK LEARN PROGRAM FOR WEIGHT MANAGEMENT: Ongoing 12-week sessions facilitated by certified Lifestyle Counselor, meeting various days and times in convenient South Burlington location. $20 per class. Info, call Kathryn, 985-8383 or email healthylifevt@cs.com. Lose weight permanently and improve the quality of your life by using a proven-effective program. Small classes provide structure, support and accountability. No pills, special foods or diets, just good sense.

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INTRAMURAL HOCKEY: Mondays and Wednesdays, January 24 - February 18, 3:15-4:30 p.m. Bristol Skating Rink. $36, some skates and helmets available. Info, 453-5885 or visit www.bristolrec.org. All levels welcome! Groups will be divided accordingly. Coached by Peter Meyers and several other dedicated parents.

WOMEN WRITING FOR A CHANGE, VERMONT: Spring semester registration by January 15. Info, www.women writing.org, or email wwfacvt@aol.com RE: Class, to register. Intentional community supports creative writing for personal growth, healing, social change. Weekly classes provide inspiration, deep listening, helpful feedback. Find and strengthen your voice, write for change in your life and beyond.

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ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:457:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or www.elementsofhealing.net. Traditional Yang style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

WRITING WORKSHOP: Tell It Like It Is: Writing From Personal Experience. Wednesdays, January 26 - March 2, 6-8 p.m. Burlington. $100/six-week workshop. Private instruction also available. Info, 658-2462 or marciatra han@hotmail.com. Spark new ideas and gain valuable feedback in a fun, supportive atmosphere! Marcia Trahan holds an MFA in Writing and Literature from Bennington College. She teaches writing to adults and high-school students, provides proofreading and editing services, and is currently working on a book-length collection of personal essays.

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theater FLYNNARTS THEATER CLASSES: Spring semester begins January 17 and features acting classes for all ages and skill levels, including family performance workshops, lunchtime acting and improv, and more. Spaces may still be available in many classes. Info, 652-4548, email registrar@flynncen ter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org.

yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Prenatal and Hatha Sound. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlington yoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual sadhana. DAILY ASTANGA CLASSES: Special workshops and classes for kids, intermediate series and meditation. Bristol Yoga, Old High School, Bristol. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristol yoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. YOGA IN ADDISON COUNTY: Joanna Colwell offers Iyengarinspired yoga classes in Middlebury, Shoreham and Ripton. Joanna’s Yoga Teacher Training starts February 27 at Copper Crane Yoga in Vergennes. Info, www.ottercreekyoga.com or 388-1961. Iyengar Yoga is both vigorous and restorative. Attention to safety and alignment makes it perfect for beginners. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Anusara, Kripalu, Eclectic Hatha, Prenatal, Postnatal, Kids and Senior classes. Six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga Session with Jessica Petraska, Mondays, January 24 through February 28, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week Yoga for Skiers and Riders Session with Kathy McNames, Thursdays, January 20 through February 24, 7:308:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes, $100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels.

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SPACEFINDER 4housing for rent BOLTON: 2-bedroom, 1200 sq. ft. New renovation: carpet, tile, new appliances, W/D, back porch, storage, parking. $850/mo. + utils. 363-2177. BURLINGTON: 1, 2, 3, 4-bedroom apts avail. 6/1. Close to downtown/colleges. 363-3120. BURLINGTON: 1 and 2-bedroom apts. Off-street parking, gas, very clean, close to downtown/UVM. No pets. $600$900/mo. Call Mark, 999-7582. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. w/porch. Ideal location, South End, off-street parking, NS. $650/mo. incl. utils. 859-8900 or 658-6440. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. 2/1. Nice, clean, quiet, wood floors, porch, gas heat, wellinsulated/energy-efficient, parking, coin-op, NS. 879-2436. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown, corner of ChurchMain St. 3rd-floor, private living, kitchen appliances, security system, sprinklered building. NS/cats/dogs. $750/mo. 434-3749. BURLINGTON: 190 Park St. Sunny, 3-bedroom duplex. Hdwd, new carpet, D/W, W/D. Offstreet parking, yard, walk to downtown. Pets neg. $1050/mo. +. 802-363-6061. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. Near downtown/bike path. $650/mo. + utils. Avail. 1/20/05. Call 802-875-3510. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. on Charlotte St. Upper floor of nice duplex in great location. Gas heat, parking, garage, garden, W/D hook-ups. $800/mo. Avail. 2/1. 363-8704. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, clean, modern unit. Gas heat, off-street parking, W/D. Firstfloor + basement. Old North End. Avail. immediately. NS. $895/mo. + utils. 864-9344. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, close to downtown. Nice, quiet building. Hardwood floors, storage, coin laundry, parking, gas heat. Avail. Feb. $840/mo. + utils. 862-1148 x102. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom. Close to park/bike path/downtown. $850/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/1. 777-3038. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, Victorian Hill Section home. Spectacular lake and ADK views, private, spacious. W/D. Walk to everything. Avail. 2/1. $1200/mo. 578-9093. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1stfloor, downtown. Parking (for 2 cars), storage, laundry. Avail. 2/1. $1175/mo. + utils. Lease req. NS. 878-1208. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. Colchester Ave. Walking distance to campus. Limited off-street parking avail. $1200/mo. Call John, 978-887-0765. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. on upper North St. Off-street parking. $1200/mo. Avail immediately. 802-363-0273. BURLINGTON: 300 Main St. 2bedroom condo in historic Captain Lyons House. Hdwd/marble, cathedral ceiling w/sky light, D/W, W/D, central A/C. Short-term lease avail. $1100/mo. + utils. 253-7354.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house in New North End. Freshly painted/updated. W/D, fireplace, large yard, garage, carport. NS. Avail. 2/1. $1800/mo. + utils. 862-7580. BURLINGTON: 55 South Willard, large 1-bedroom, offstreet parking, NS/no pets. Lease, refs. $1200/mo. 879-6493. BURLINGTON: Apt. for rent. 2bedroom, W/D, parking, yard, convenient to everything. $800/mo. 229-9166. BURLINGTON: Avail. now. 260 College St. Month-to-month or 1+ year lease (optional). 1 & 2bedrooms avail, fully furnished, all utils. incl. Off-street parking, next to the YMCA, close to downtown and on bus route. Itâ€™s worth taking a look at. $950$1500/mo. Please call TWO Properties 658-9697. BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4 bedroom apts for rent. Burlington/ Winooski-area. Avail. immediately. $575-$1300/mo. 864-4449. BURLINGTON: Bright 2-bedroom, hdwd, large kitchen, screened-in porch. Close to downtown/UVM. $1150/mo. incl. heat. Avail. 2/1. 660-3799. BURLINGTON: Bright, spacious 1.5-bedroom apt. downtown, w/parking. Large living room, eat-in kitchen w/pantry and lots of cabinet space. Built-in china closet, full bath incl. claw foot tub. Second-floor, two porches, summer greenery, winter lake view, Avail. 2/1. $885/mo. + utils. Gas heat. NS/no pets. 802-863-3268. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 862-2680. BURLINGTON: Classic 1-bedroom. Own entrance, laundry facility, near UVM green. Avail. immediately. $850/mo. + utils. 425-2239. BURLINGTON: Come see! 215 Elmwood Ave. 3-4 bedroom house, 1.5-bath, newly renovated. Large yard. Gas heat. New appliances. W/D hook-up. Avail. 2/1. $1400/mo. + utils. 764-2363. BURLINGTON: Downtown 1bedroom, $675/mo. +. 2-bedroom, $795/mo. +. 3-bedroom w/hdwd, porch, 1-car parking, $1150/mo. + or Pearl St. 3bedroom, $1350/mo., heated. South End, 2-bedroom, $800/mo. + or 3 bedroom, $1125/mo. +. Avail. now. 1-year lease. No dogs. Red E Rentals, 860-4641. BURLINGTON: Fully furnished 1-bedroom. W/D, D/W, heat/hot water incl. Reserved parking, flexible lease. $1150/mo. 865-4258. BURLINGTON: Great 6-7 bedroom houses avail. June 1. Good locations and amenities. Terry, 617-242-9335. BURLINGTON: Great deal. 2bedroom condo, heat incl. Super view, indoor parking, W/D, D/W, pool. $1100/mo. 233-1783. BURLINGTON: Immaculate 2-3 bedroom apt. Hdwd, D/W, W/D, heated basement, storage, yard, parking, garage. Pets negotiable, N/S. $1175/mo., heat incl. 651-5310.

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BURLINGTON: Jackson Terrace Apts. 2-bedroom. $850$950/mo. heat/water incl. All new renovations. Coin-op laundry. 658-3800. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, 2nd-floor, hdwd, large enclosed porch + deck, washer hook-up, parking. Avail. now. $1100/mo. +. Burlington: 2bedroom, 2nd-floor, renovated, nice deck, parking. Avail. 3/1. $800/mo. +. Burlington: Large 3-bedroom, 1st-floor, hdwd, deck, parking. Avail. 4/1. $1150/mo. +. Pets neg. 893-0000, Marcou Real Estate. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, downtown, parking, basement, private porch. Avail. 4/1. $1750/mo. 878-2860. BURLINGTON: Near UVM, upper North St. 4-bedroom, 1st floor, basement, porches, parking, big yard. W/D (not coin). Heat/hot water. Avail. 6/1. One bedroom: $475/mo. 863-2749. rklyman@ pshift.com BURLINGTON: New North End. 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath, fireplace, 2-car garage, great condition, near lake, bike path, pool. Pet negotiable, flex lease, NS. Avail 3/1. Maura, 434-2030. BURLINGTON: Nice 2-bedroom condo. Deck, intercom entry, pool, parking garage. Heat/hot water incl. $1100/mo. Ben, 863-2053. BURLINGTON: Northshore condo: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5 baths, fireplace, gas heat, lake views, garage. Avail. 3/1. $1500/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229. BURLINGTON: Snazzy studio, 3, 4-bedroom apts. avail. Pets OK. www.TangoProperties.info for details. 865-8090. BURLINGTON: South End, Catherine St. Wanted: Reliable tenant for this comfortable 3bedroom, 1-bath duplex in quiet family neighborhood. 1400 sq. ft. on 3-levels w/large, gabled 3rd-floor master bedroom, wallto-wall carpet, no dogs, gas heat, large yard, driveway, remodeled kitchen. $1250/mo. Lease + refs. + dep. 660-8957. BURLINGTON: South End. Large 2-bedroom unit w/garage. Gas heat. Avail. 1/1. NS/no pets. $1000/mo. + utils. Call 658-6252. BURLINGTON: Studio. $695/mo. Heat/hot water incl. Off-street parking. Central downtown, close to Church St. NS/no pets. Avail. now. 203-457-0028. BURLINGTON: Sunny 3-4 bedroom updated 2nd-floor apt. Hdwd, 2-porches. Large kitchen, parking. 2-blocks to Church St. $1400/mo. Avail. 2/1. 233-7585. BURLINGTON: Two efficiencies on Church St. $525/mo. + utils. and $475/mo. + utils. 1-bedroom on Colchester Ave., $675/mo. + utils. No pets. 863-9656. CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: Recently renovated 3-bedroom, 1-bath 2nd-floor apt. in old Victorian home. Private entrance, wood floors, very clean, views of river and Mt. Mansfield. NS. No W/D. Pets negotiable. $875/mo. + sec. 373-0893 or enginuity@ adelphia.net.

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CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBURGH: Border, 2-bedroom apt. Quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas, 20 mins. to Burlington or Middlebury, 1mile to lake. $850/mo. + refs. + lease. 767-9455. CHARLOTTE/N. FERRISBURGH: Border, studio apt. Quiet country setting, large lawn and garden areas, 20 mins. to Burlington or Middlebury. 1 mile to lake. $600/mo. + refs. + lease. 767-9455. COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom basement apt. Kitchen-area, 1/2bath, plenty of parking/storage. All utils. incl., cable. $800/mo. NS. Pets OK upon approval. 6600400, ask for Ann. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom +. Open kitchen, living room, parking. $800/mo. + utils. Avail. 2/1. 655-2882. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, gas heat, A/C, garage, full basement. NS/pets. On bike path. Avail 3/1. $1150/mo. +. 238-9803

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COLCHESTER: Cozy 2-bedroom cottage on Malletts Bay. Enclosed yard, W/D hook-up, 12 mins. to Burlington. $1000/mo. + utils. Incl. winter plowing and summer boat mooring. 496-3029. COLCHESTER: Lake front, 3bedroom, 2-bath, porches, beach, wonderful view, large windows, large yard, fireplace, hdwd, new carpets, garage, plowing incl., great location, next to park/tennis courts/ skateboard park/volleyball nets, dock, moorings, outside smoking, pets maybe. $2500/mo. + sec. Avail. 2/1. Call 655-6371. COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay house for rent. 4-bedroom, 1bath, kitchen w/all appliances, basement. Kitchen/bath all new, all rooms w/new carpet/fresh paint. New gas heating system. $1375/mo. + utils + dep. No pets. 863-5887. ESSEX JUNCTION: 1-bedroom/ studio. Completely renovated, all new in May 2004, open studio/1-bedroom. Tile and Berber carpet, new paint, 3rd-floor, porch, parking. $695/mo. +. 578-8525. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom, 1-bath condo for rent, unfurnished, 1-car parking, recently updated, W/D, pool/tennis. $1100/mo. Avail. 2/1. Sarah, 655-3333, ext. 30.

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OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepreview.com.

WORKSPACE 4 commercial props. BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Avenue. Approx. 500 square feet. Close to downtown. $400/mo. Call Coburne & Feeley. 864-5200 ext. 229. BURLINGTON: 208 Flynn Ave. 1425 sq. ft. w/offices/conference room/sky light/kitchen/hdwd/brick/ exposed structure and duct. 15’ high wood ceilings. Cool place to be. Great neighbors (Propeller/Select/ Gravis/Karhu/Line/Neos. Avail. immediately. Call Dave, 316-6452. BURLINGTON: 208 Flynn Ave., Flynndog Building. 1440 sq. ft. studio, lower level. Great light, cool space. Avail. immediately. $800/mo. Call Dave, 316-6452. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 1879 Williston Rd., behind All American Fitness. Tin Box Properties has newly renovated commercial/industrial/retail space. 1890 sq. ft. Exposed structure/ductwork. Pick your finishes and move in. Avail. now. Call Dave, 316-6452. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. now. E1, large 3+ rooms, private bathroom. Great location on Shelburne Road, off-street parking, secretarial/answering services available, private entrance. $1300/mo. Please call 658-9697. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Suites available at Lakewood Executive Offices on Shelburne Road. Great busy location. Beautiful brick building. Utils. incl., answering/secretarial services. Many other services available. Free use of conference rooms/parking. $550$1300. Please call 658-9697.

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BURLINGTON: A rare find! City living w/country privacy. 2000 sq. ft. w/2-4 bedrooms, 1 3/4-bath, huge breezeway, attached garage. Meticulously maintained property. Very large, private, fenced back yard. Mature landscaping surrounds your split-level deck and 28 ft. Doughboy pool w/6' deep center. Expansion or multi-unit possibilities. Reduced from $283,000 to $249,000. 863-5704.

JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com.

BURLINGTON: 3-unit. 10 Browns Court, close to Church. 4-bedroom, 1-bedroom and efficiency with deck, parking. Charming, updated, income producing, never vacant. $385,000. Call 863-2307.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling "lighthouse" home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

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MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2-car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dogfriendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki.

BURLINGTON: 5 unit building, 32 Grove St. Walk to UVM/Winooski, very solid building. Renovated 1985 w/kitchens and baths, wiring, plumbing, rear decks w/river views, parking. Three large 2-bedroom units, two 3-bedroom units. Vermont Independent Properties, $475,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, 860-4641.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2- bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

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ART SPACE AVAIL. in the Green Door Studio. $250/mo. Avail. 2/1. Join an active community of artists. Incl. access to darkroom. Talk to Lydia or Drew, 658-0307. BOLTON: Route 2 garage/workshop. Heated, 1200 sq. ft., 10 ft. door. Reinforced loft (900 sq. ft.) $700/mo. Cold storage avail. - cheap. 363-2177. BURLINGTON: Artist space. Bright, friendly. Join other artists. Heated, A/C, parking, convenient location. $375/mo. Call Andy, 864-6838. PROFESSIONAL OFFICE SPACE: Main Street, Vergennes. Bright and sunny, newly renovated, 1000 sq. ft. Convenient location, air conditioning, network wiring and ADA accessible. Call 877-3070. 2x2-BCLT-011205

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HINESBURG: 1 large bedroom, 1-bath. Open floor plan. Windows! Adirondack views. Stone patio. 1.5-car garage. 1/3-acre +.25 mins. to Burlington. $198,000. 802-482-5202

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

BURLINGTON: Conference room, lobby and 3 separate offices within space. Approx. 1260 sq. ft. Parking/heat incl. 862-1148 x 102. BURLINGTON: Main St. 2-room office suite on 2nd-floor. Incl. heat/electric/parking. Ideal for therapist, bodyworker, healer, etc. $425/mo. Call 223-9954. BURLINGTON: Professional office space avail. with parking. 100-3000 sq. ft. Call Ken at 865-3450. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 500 sq. ft. prime office location on busy Williston Rd. New construction, clean upgraded interior. Many possibilities: office, retail, massage studio, etc. $525/mo. utils. incl. Immediate availability. 264-9612. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Near airport, 2 adjoining offices to sublet within larger office. Utils. incl. Ideal for agent or satellite office. $350/mo. 863-5900. WILLISTON: 256 sq. ft. Professional office space. South Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable-access, ample parking, great location. Psychologists/builder/graphic designer–current tenants. Call for details, 860-2211.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

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>>HOUSING FOR RENT CONT. ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-bedroom, hdwd and tile floors, 2nd-floor, 2 entries and porches. Recently renovated, off-street parking, large kitchen, gas heat. $1000/mo. +. Pets considered. 578-8525. FERRISBURGH: 3-bedroom apt. in brick farmhouse. Large rooms recently updated. $1200/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 1/15. Call Debbie, 877-9291. GRAND ISLE: 2-bedroom, lake front cottages, west-facing properties, great sunsets! All utils. incl. Avail. now through May. Call for details, 372-8229 or 233-3663. HINESBURG: 1+bedroom studio apt. Quiet, wooded, country setting. Ideal for artists, writers or outdoor lovers. Partially furnished. Heat/power/high-speed Internet incl. $850/mo. 482-3137. HINESBURG: 1-bedroom duplex, large yard, garage. 10 miles to Burlington. $575/mo. Call 482-2894. JERICHO CENTER: 2-bedroom apt. W/D, parking. $875/mo. incl. utils, heat, satellite TV. Must love dogs. 899-4582. MONTPELIER: Rent or share. Cool, large, historic home w/yard in great in-town neighborhood. 3-4 bedroom, lots of light, extras. Room: $460/mo. or house: $1400/mo. 223-1827.

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NORTH STARKSBORO: On the border of Hinesburg/Huntington. Private 3-bedroom mobile home. $750/mo. + utils. 434-4721. RICHMOND: Excellent duplex, country-setting, nice yard, 5 minutes to Interstate. 2+ bedroom, 2-bath, 2-levels, large renovated kitchen, D/W, full freezer, hook-ups, privacy, trails, river, views. NS/pets. $1200/mo. + utils. 865-4399. RICHMOND: Great 4-bedroom w/dining, kitchen, mud room, hardwood floors. Nestled on one acre of land w/river frontage. Great for kids. $1300/mo. incl. heat. 373-4328. RICHMOND: Large 2-bedroom apt. includes parking/heat. Great yard for kids. $1000/mo. 343-1854 RICHMOND: Two furnished condos avail. immediately for shortterm rent. 2-3 bedroom, $1300/mo. 1-bedroom studio, $800/mo. NS/pets. 355-1187. SHELBURNE VILLAGE: 2-bedroom, very clean, close to amenities, W/D. Avail. immediately. Cats only. Section 8 OK. $825/mo. + utils. 655-2280. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5-bath condo. W/D, carport w/storage, pool, tennis, no dogs. Avail. 2/1. $975/mo. + utils. 479-2054.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, new condo for rent. Hdwd downstairs, 2.5-bath, 1-car attached garage, W/D. $1400/mo. + util. Pets neg. Avail. 2/1. 846-9559. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Queen City Park, 2-bedroom, 2-bath house. Wood floors, new renovations, garage, shed. NS. $1400/mo. Call Barb, 862-1567. UNDERHILL: 3-bedroom home. Oil heat, large yard. Pet OK. $1000/mo. + sec. dep. + lease. 655-2544 or 655-1910. UNDERHILL: Clean & bright. 2bedroom apt. w/fireplace. Heat incl. Nice yard, storage. $1100. 655-0091 x13. UNDERHILL: Large 3-bedroom, open kitchen/dining area, family room, laundry. Incl. heat/rubbish removal. Close to schools/ state park. 30 mins. to Burlington, 15 mins. to Smugglers’ Notch. $1000/mo. 899-4086. UNDERHILL: Unique, charming, 4+ bedroom, 3.5-bath, large open kitchen, all appliances, finished basement w/office, 7 wooded acres, Mansfield views, see www.greenfamilynet.info/ sandhill/rental.html $1600/mo. 617-650-9905.

WAITSFIELD: Beautifully furnished house and guest cottage on Mad River w/views, private and secluded. House has 1-bedroom, 2-bath, sleeps 4. Cottage sleeps 4, 1-bath. $2000/mo. 496-7133. WATERBURY: 2-bedroom + den/office, new duplex rental, pastoral-setting, seconds to Exit 10, 1.5-bath, all new appliances, patio, heated-tile floors. 5-star energy rating. 1200 sq. ft. $1250/mo. + utils. 244-6111. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom and 4bedroom apt. Convenient location. W/D. Some pets OK. $625/mo. and $1400/mo. Avail. 2/1 but can move-in earlier. 864-9595 or 316-1912. WINOOSKI: 1.5-bedroom. $650/mo. Quiet street, nice back yard. Water/snow removal/garbage incl. Laundry on premises. Pets OK. Avail. 2/15. 655-9055. WINOOSKI: 150-year-old house w/livability of 2005. 10-mins from UVM. 2-story + basement. 3-bedroom, living room, den, 3season porch, sun room, large eat-in kitchen, W/D hook-up. On hill w/large yard, front and back. New wiring, plumbing, windows, insulation, sheet rock, flooring, bathroom. Gas heat. Sunny, cozy and tight. $1300/mo. + utils. NS/no pets. 862-3392.

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WINOOSKI: 24 West Spring St. Beautiful, large, Victorian duplex. 1.5-bedroom apt. W/D, off-street parking, yard, hdwd, second-story deck. NS/no dogs. $900/mo. + utils. 229-0177. WINOOSKI: 26 East Spring. 3bedroom, 2nd-floor. $800/mo. + utils. + dep. or $1000/mo. utils. incl. Avail. 2/1. 355-1011. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt. Newly painted, new carpet, wellmaintained, W/D, D/W, pets negotiable. Heat/hot water incl. $1275/mo. 2-bedroom apt. W/D, freshly painted, well-maintained, heat/hot water incl. Pets negotiable. $900/mo. 316-1695. WINOOSKI: Charming and spacious, 1-bedroom apt. avail. now. Off-street parking, recent appliances, hdwd, stained glass. Quiet, convenient neighborhood on the bus line. $725/mo. incl. most utils. NS/no pets, please. Call Tim or Marcia, 655-9327. WINOOSKI: First mo. 1/2 off. Totally renovated w/charm, large 2+ bedroom w/office in upstairs/downstairs apartment. Private porch entrance, brand new flooring, brand new appliances, brand new natural gas heaters. Pets neg., off-street parking and garage space avail. NS. Water/trash/yard care/snow removal incl. $1050/mo. 2331556. Avail. 2/1.

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WINOOSKI: First-floor of renovated duplex. 4-bedroom, living room, kitchen, front porch, large basement, W/D, ample parking, storage shed, nice street. Avail. 1/1-5/31, lease option after that. $1300/mo. + utils. Incl. trash pick-up/water/sewer. 660-1808 or 655-5220, leave message. WINOOSKI: Large 3-bedroom, ground floor apt. Lots of storage, clean, off-street parking. Near police station. $1175/mo. + utils. 888-7738 or 253-8333. WINOOSKI: Lovely, furnished 2bedroom, 1 den/bedroom, 2ndfloor, D/W, W/D, parking, decks, nice area, NS/no pets. $1250/mo. 655-6877. WINOOSKI: Sunny 3-bedroom, 1.5-bath cape w/big yard, deck, off-street parking, gas heat. Pets negotiable, NS. Flex lease, Sec 8 OK. Close to hospital/colleges. Avail 2/7. $1400/mo. +. Maura, 434-2030.

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BURLINGTON: Subletter needed. M/F needed to live w/3 female, laid back, college students. 2-kitchens/bathrooms/living rooms. Pearl St. February June. $450/mo., very negotiable. Emily, 607-760-7311. COLCHESTER: Graduate student seeking roommate for beautiful, 2-bedroom townhouse. Twostory, large bedrooms, office, 1.5-bath, large yard, garage, deck, country setting. Very professional, clean, quiet environment. $525/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call 598-5487. WINOOSKI: Subletter needed! Prof/grad. female preferred in modern 4-bedroom, 2-bath apt. W/D, D/W, shower, bath. Avail. Feb-Aug. $385/mo. + utils. 655-7362.

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ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/Adirondack Mountains. Beach/lake access. $425,000. Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

BURLINGTON: 5-unit building, 32 Grove St. Walk to UVM/ Winooski, very solid building. Renovated 1985 w/kitchens and baths, wiring, plumbing, rear decks w/river views, parking. Three large 2-bedroom units, two 3-bedroom units. Vermont Independent Properties, $475,000. D. Siegel R.E. Broker, 860-4641. CHARLOTTE: Lake Champlain views/access (dock and mooring site), 5-bedrooms, tile/hdwd, 3 fireplaces, large decks, fenced yard, professional landscaping. $700,000. 802-425-5250. COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/ basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287. ESSEX JUNCTION: Adorable 3bedroom ranch in great neighborhood, minutes to IBM. Renovated kitchen/appliances, new vinyl siding, hdwd, fireplace, bonus room and workshop in basement. Large back yard, garage, oil heat. Quick sale at $203,900. Maura, 434-2030.

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HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+bedroom. Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms Real Estate, 861-7537. JEFFERSONVILLE: Beautiful Vermont home. Offering a chalet-type home w/4-bedrooms, 2-baths, 2 fireplaces, detached 2-car garage and storage garage for ATV/lawnmower/snow machine. Has oil/wood heat w/lots of trees for cutting. There are 2 porches, plenty of privacy w/beautiful sugar maples, birch and hemlock trees. It’s a great place for kids or pets or both! There are 1.8 acres of flat property just minutes from Smugg’s Ski Resort. 249-7597 until 10 p.m. or fouracescta@msn.com. MALLETTS BAY: Spectacular 5000 sq. ft. home on two private acres with 350 ft. of westerly view lakefront. For details: www.mallettsbaylakefront.com.

MONTPELIER: Lovely new custom 2-story home, light and sunny, 4-bedroom, 2.5-bath, views, deck, private, end of road, 1.3-acres, 1-1/2 story 2car garage, shared pond. $325,000. (802) 223-4217. NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, hemlock floors and wraparound porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802) 326-3093. NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724. NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900. 598-7919. OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802985-3617. SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 3bath, hdwd, newly remodeled, country setting, babbling brook, oversized lot, dog-friendly. Must see, motivated for quick sale. Asking $269,900, motivated. 802-985-9827 or 802-373-9169, ask for Franki. UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. $315,000. 802-899-2727. Additional info at www.picket fencepreview.com.

4 land for sale ESSEX JUNCTION: Build your home on this deep 135’ x 70’ lot “with character”. Quiet, stable neighborhood near Rte. 15. Convenient to I-89/Winooski/ Burlington. Mature trees, ornamental shrubs, garden potential. $69,900. 425-3551 or 318-2708. HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

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BURLINGTON: Big room in 3bedroom. Lots of space, porch, shed. $400/mo. + utils. Old North End. Call Chris, 999-6519. WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $200/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388 or 324-3291 or dilee63@yahoo.com. WILLISTON: 1-bedroom, furnished, cable TV, parking, W/D, all utils, incl. 2 mins. to shopping mall. $550/mo. + dep. Avail. 1/19. Call Richard, 879-9428. WILLISTON VILLAGE: Huge room. Kitchen/bath privileges $400/mo. incl. utils. No pets, have cat. Quiet maturity a must. 288-1568, leave message. WILLISTON/ST. GEORGE: Room avail. for female in country home in exchange for chores. 482-3178.

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BURLINGTON: 1 room avail. in 2-bedroom apt. off Shelburne Rd., near rotary. Off-street parking, W/D, nice neighborhood. NS/pets. $500/mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. Call 310-9612. BURLINGTON: Clean, relaxed prof. to share perfect 2-bedroom. Hdwd, yard, off-street parking, heated garage/workshop/storage. Avail. 1/12. $500/mo. incl. heat/hot water. Scott, 355-7869. BURLINGTON: Cool, calm, clean house near UVM. Music, art and gay friendly. Our cats hate dogs. Avail. now. $450/mo. + share utils. 660-8200. BURLINGTON: F prof. to share 2-bedroom house. Garage, basement, yard in quiet South End neighborhood. Great place to call home. $500/mo. incl. heat. Avail. 2/1. 598-1055. BURLINGTON: GF with cat seeks prof/grad GLBTQ-friendly roommate for owner-occupied 2bedroom, 2-bath home. W/D, off-street parking, close to lake/bike path/downtown. Quiet neighborhood (Lakeview Terrace). NS/no more pets. Short-term or long-term considered. Avail. furnished or unfurnished. $475/mo. +1/2 utils. 860-1944. BURLINGTON: Lesbian looking for same. Must be pet friendly. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom home. Off North Ave. Pets neg. $500/ mo. incl. utils. 864-2784. BURLINGTON: Looking for F to share 3-bedroom apt. on quiet street. Close to Champlain/UVM. $425/mo. utils incl. Brynn, 859-0609. BURLINGTON: M/F for 2-bedroom apt, upper College St., big room, quiet, prefer prof or grad student, vegetarian, NS/ND. $368/mo. + utils. 865-4840 BURLINGTON: M/F roommate wanted for 4-bedroom house on Grant St. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. Call Aaron, 603-566-3304. BURLINGTON: NS to share 2bedroom apt. $412.50/mo. + dep. + 1/2 utils. Incl. heat/hot water. Plenty of parking, no pets. Avail. now. Call 863-2264, Toby. BURLINGTON: Prof./grad. to share large, bright 3-bedroom co-ed flat. Upper King St., close to downtown. Great space, porch, back deck, sunroom. W/D, parking, hardwood floors. Sublet 2/1-5/31. $500/mo. + utils. 652-0783 or 324-8148.

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BURLINGTON: Room for rent. $450/mo. incl. everything, W/D, off-street parking. Looking for quiet, laid-back individual to share space with 2 females. Must be animal-friendly. 380-2089. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted. Quiet prof, looking for prof/grad student to share 2bedroom, 2-bath apt near downtown. $500/mo. No pets. 862-4704. BURLINGTON: Share apt. w/guy and his dog. 1-bedroom in 2bedroom apt. Old North End. $325/mo. Most utils. incl. Call for specifics, 859-0840. BURLINGTON: Share large Victorian home, 1-block to Church St. Library, Grand piano, 2 wood stoves, private bath, Jacuzzi, parking. $575/mo. incl. all. 865-7896. BURLINGTON: Share w/young, prof. couple in large bedroom, full bath, large kitchen w/amenities, parking. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils., cable and cable Internet incl. NS. 801-367-2068. CHARLOTTE: Grad. student or prof. to share house on Spear St. Great view, laundry, utils incl. $550/mo. 363-1345. ESSEX CENTER: Sunny bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom apt. Close to St. Mike’s. $250/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail immediately. 864-2305. ESSEX JUNCTION: Prof. roommate wanted for large 3-bedroom condo. Must like dogs! Close to Burlington w/all amenities. $600/mo. + utils + dep. 238-2679. ESSEX: Roommate wanted to share laid-back house. South St. Rooms from $425/mo. utils. incl. Sorry, no pets. Queerfriendly. Call Brad for more details, 578-0848. HINESBURG: F pref. to share country home. Near xc-ski, mtn. bike area. W/D, hot tub. Most pets OK. $375/mo. + 1/3 utils. 482-7089. HINESBURG: Female, gayfriendly, low drama housemate wanted 3/1. 2-bedroom condo. Deck, trails, W/D, walk to village. Pet OK. $550/mo. +1/2 gas. Call Tracy, 482-4000.

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HINESBURG: NS, 2-bedroom, 2bath, deck, w/mountain views, garage, 2-acres. DSL. $475/mo. utils. incl. 999-8109. HINESBURG: Share huge, graceful country colonial, good energy, large windows, wrap-around porch, W/D, lush acreage, greenhouse, party/pet-less, smoke/ drug-free, sweet, responsible tenants. $450-$550/mo., pictures. 482-4995 or LaCasaDeSuenos@aol.com. HUNTINGTON: 2 late-20s prof. males. Timber-framed house, garden, swimming hole, walk to store, organic food. Avail. now. $350/mo. incl. heat. Call 434-7317. SOUTH BURLINGTON: M or F prof./grad to share 2-bedroom condo. High-speed Internet, cable. NS/pets. Avail. immediately. $450/mo. + dep. and 1/2 utils. 862-8017 or mkbeyna@yahoo.com. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent. Prof. F. NS/pets. W/D. $500/mo. incl. utils. 864-9647. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted to share nice 2-bedroom apt. Excellent location. $425/mo. + 1/2 utils. Incl. parking/trash/water. Has lots of storage and huge yard. 8622298, ask for Dan. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215. WILLISTON: M or F. NS/no pets. $400/mo. + 1/4 utils. 324-7675. WINOOSKI: Housemate desired for funky house. Off-street parking, W/D. Must be NS, considerate, responsible, pet-friendly and veg-friendly. $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call Terry, 324-4019 for more info.

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HYUNDAI ACCENT, 2003: 2door, new tires, 30 K, under warranty, like new condition. $5200. Call 893-2412. HYUNDAI ACCENT GL, 2001: 4door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks. 39,362 K. Best price $5986. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. MERCURY SABLE GS, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise. 18,408 K. Best price $10,611. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise. 21,627 K. Best price $9876. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PLYMOUTH BREEZE, 1997: Only 75 K. Auto, alloy rims, sun roof, 6-disk CD changer, 2 snows on steel rims, good condition, garage car. $3500. 999-9338. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks. 13,913 K. Best price $10,737. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE COUPE, 2002: 2-door, white, 5-speed manual, FWD, A/C, power steering/locks, CD, ABS. 31,734 K. Best price $7972. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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Save money this Winter and join a carpool today! If you don’t see your route listed here, call 864-CCTA today and we’ll send you a FREE matchlist of commuters in your area. Join the New Montpelier Vanpool today! Vanpool begins in Essex Junction, departs the Richmond P&R at 7:30 a.m., then departs downtown Montpelier at 4:30 p.m. If interested, please ref # 40440. Morrisville to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute. My hours are MonFri from approx. 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40963. South Burlington to Waterbury:

Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri., 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40924. Essex Junction to Vergennes: Looking to share a commute to Goodrich. I work MonFri from 7:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40939. Burlington to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute from the Burlington National Life. I work Mon-Fri, 7:30am to 4:30pm. If you can help, please ref # 40928. Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40962. Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride to Bombardier. I work Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117. West Berlin to Waterbury Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 1-5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 142176.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2003: 2-door, red, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, CD, cruise, ABS. 17,821 K. Best price $9973. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, 2003: 2-door, white, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/locks, cruise, CD, ABS. 22,955 K. Best price $9415. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, 2002: Dark green, auto, 42 K, new brakes, very well-maintained. Looks like a new car inside/out. $15,900/OBO. Call 482-2805. TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com. 326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2). Worth the drive! 223-3563. VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT GLX VR6, 1995: Dark green, 130 K (hwy. miles), excellent condition, 4 new snows, $4300. 578-0865.

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TOYOTA PICKUP, 1994: 135 K, 2WD auto, extended cab, good condition, A/C, CD/AM/FM, great sound, new snows. Asking $4000. 999-6968.

Brookfield to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon.-Fri, 7 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 142201. Charlotte to Berlin: Looking to share a commute. I work Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 40946. Montpelier to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon and Thurs only from 8 a.m. - 5:15 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142145. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride. I work Fridays from 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40961. Burlington to Middlebury: Looking to share a commute. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40951. Plattsburgh to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM. I work Sat, Sun, Mon, Tues, from 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40954. Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride to Vermont Teddy Bear. I work Mon-Fri., 11 a.m. - 11 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40938. Williston to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 6:30

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CHEVY EXPRESS VAN 2003: 77,637 K, white, auto, AWD, ABS, A/C, AM/FM, CD, airbag, tinted glass, very good condition. Original owner. $15,000, negotiable. Call 888-5958 or email Botchalism@yahoo.com.

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HONDA CRV, 1999: 99 K, blue, AWD, great condition, new tires. I loved this car and hate to sell it. Asking $7900/OBO. Call 849-9808. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1996: 113,656 K, white, auto, 5.2 L, CD player, 4WD. Repairs performed: oil/filter change, replaced fog lamp, replaced power steering dampener and both sway bar links, serviced front differential. $4995. Looks great! Call 864-3667 LANDROVER RANGE ROVER, 1997: 103,572 K, navy blue, auto, 4.0 L, 4WD, CD changer. Repairs performed: oil/filter change, new battery, exhaust resonator, serpentine belt. $9199. In great condition! Call 864-3667. PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, yellow, auto, AWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, CD, cruise, ABS. 25,928 K. Best price $13,865. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please reference 40921. Winooski to Williston Looking for a ride in the morning, Mon-Fri at 6:30 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40922. Williston to Montpelier: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. 5 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please ref # 40932. Underhill to Burlington: Looking for a ride. Hours are Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40919. Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. - 5:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40940. Cambridge to IBM: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40913. Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri from 9 a.m. - 3 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40929. Milton to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work 8 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 40925. Barre City to Northfield: Looking for a ride, one-way, Mon – Fri at 6 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 140609.

PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2003: 4-door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, CD, cruise, ABS. 30,306 K. Best price $13,475. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC AZTEK SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, silver, auto, AWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, CD, cruise, ABS. 14,935 K. Best price $15,462. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, red, 5-speed manual, FWD, A/C, power steering/ windows/locks, CD, cruise, ABS. 17,468 K. Best price $13,944. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: 4-door, dk. blue, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, CD, cruise, ABS. 23,739 K. Best price $15,255. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 2004: White, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 29,012 K. Best price $12,867. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. TOYOTA 4RUNNER, 1999: Black, running boards, 95 K. One owner, new starter, new battery, all maintenance checkups, sweet tires. $10,000. 951-9259.

TOYOTA RAV4 SPORT UTILITY, 2002: 4-door, dark blue, 5-speed manual, 4WD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise. 34,714 K. Best price $17,498. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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CHEVROLET VENTURE EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2003: 4-door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks/sliding doors, cruise, CD, DVD, OnStar. 20,557 K. Best price $17,481. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CHRYSLER VOYAGER LX MINIVAN, 2003: Gold, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, cruise, CD, ABS. 34,421 K. Best price $10,944. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDED MINIVAN, 2005: 4-door, blue, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks/sliding doors, CD, cruise, ABS. 25,794 K. Best price $17,735. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

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Burlington to Milton: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 6 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40930. Charlotte to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri from 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40947. South Burlington to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride to IBM. I work MonFri 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40955. Burlington to Shelburne: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri 6:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967. Williston to Burlington: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri 7:30 a.m. - 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967. Hinesburg to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, MonFri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40968. Richmond to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, MonFri., 7 p.m. - 7 a.m. If you can help, please ref # 40969. Colchester to Burlington: Looking to share a ride, Mon-Fri., 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40971. Winooski to Burlington: Looking for a ride to Starr Farm Nursing Center, Mon-

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Fri., 6:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40973. Winooski to Colchester: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40977. Vergennes to Burlington: Looking to share a ride, Mon-Fri 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40978. Burlington to Springfield: Looking to give or share a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40980. Waitsfield to Hinesburg: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 3:30 p.m. - 7:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40987. Essex Junction to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40994. Waterbury to Essex Junction: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40989. Underhill to Waitsfield: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41002. Barre to Essex Junction: Looking to share a ride to IBM, Mon-Fri 7 a.m. - 7 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41013. Richmond to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41022.

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7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS 4 volunteers THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY AGENCY ON AGING is looking for persons itching to put their new snow removal equipment or ergonomic shovel to good use, or who just want to get some old-fashioned exercise and fresh air. Seniors and adults w/disabilities need your help this winter getting out of their homes to make it to doctor’s appointments, a neighbor’s house or even the mailbox at the end of their driveway. If you can spare an hour or so on snowy days to clear someone’s driveway or walkway, give us a call. Info, Brett 800-642-5119. WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER AND SAFESPACE seek volunteers. Both women and men are invited to attend the upcoming training that begins January 31. Please call the WRCC office, 864-0555, or the Safe Space office, 863-0003, for more info and to register for the upcoming training.

4 childcare ADDISON COUNTY couple with work-at-home mom, toddler and new baby on the way seeks professional child care provider. 30 + hours per week, requiring flexibility in schedule. At least 3 years experience with newborns and young toddlers necessary. Refs will be checked carefully. Health care benefits included in compensation. Most important character qualities: nurturing, patient, high-energy, reliable. Please send cover letter and resume by January 31 for March 1 start date to: P.O. Box 966, Middlebury, VT 05753. DEAR QUEEN OF the Nanny Fairies: Please send us one of your Nanny Fairies to help take care of our 2-year-old daughter. If Mary Poppins is not avail. then please send the perfect one to us. She knows who she is and is loving, patient, fun, dependable and respectful of people, especially wee ones. We live a simple, wholesome lifestyle – no TV, eat healthy food, play outside nearly everyday. Our daughter loves to sing, swing, dance, hear stories, read books and play. We need our Nanny Fairy to be available 28-38 hours per week based out of our home: Monday, Wednesday and Thursday afternoon-evenings, and Tuesday and Friday early mornings. Occasionally we’ll need additional help on weekends. She can live with us if she prefers not to stay in her forest home. We could consider job sharing if there were 2 of them commuting. Tell her to call us, 482-4820. Thanks, Heather, Patrick and Alya. EXPERIENCED NANNY NEEDED to care for our 2-year-old son at our home in Burlington, 3-4 days/wk. Vehicle desirable but not essential. 864-1194.

4 business opps $525 WEEKLY INCOME possible mailing sales letters from home. Genuine opportunity working with our wellness company. Supplies provided. No selling. FT/PT. 708-5367040. (AAN CAN) ARE YOU $ MOTIVATED? Learn to earn $200 K +, no commute. Realistic opportunity, training provided, not MLM. Call now! 800-895-9946. (AAN CAN) BREAK OUT OF DEBT! Create wealth. 24 hour. 877-436-3000 box 4757.

EARN $3500 WEEKLY! Answering surveys online! $25$75 per survey! Guaranteed paychecks. Process emails online. $25 per email. Mystery shoppers earn $57/hour shopping! www.RealCashPrograms. com. (AAN CAN) EARN $600 this month by finding three people interested in: saving money, earning money and creating wealth. 3 min. message, 877-436-3000 ext. 4757. EXCITING NEW BUSINESS OPPORTUNITY FOR 2005! Home-based business. For more information, log onto www.myincomebuilder.com/ ashi or www.myincome builder.com/jan. (AAN CAN) GET PAID TO SHOP! Mystery shoppers needed to pose as customers! Training provided. FT/PT. Call now! 1-800-6901273. (AAN CAN) GOVERNMENT JOBS: Earn $12-$48/hour. Avail w/full medical/dental benefits and paid training on clerical, administrative, law enforcement, homeland security, wildlife, more! 800-320-9353 x2001. (AAN CAN) HIRE YOUR BOSS! Realistic $15 K/mo. potential from home. Proven system for success. FT/PT executive training incl. 800-359-8336 ext. 5018. (AAN CAN) HOST A HOME PARTY your friends will never forget! It’s not candles and it’s not cookware, it’s Temptations Parties, America’s leading adult novelty home party! www.temptation sparties.info. (AAN CAN) NO BOSS! NO COMMUTE! Learn to earn $2000-$4000/ week from home. Call for free message, 800-601-3475. (AAN CAN) NOW HIRING 2005 postal positions! $17.50-$59+/hour. Full benefits. Pair training and vacations. No experience necessary! Green card OK! 866329-0801 ext. 1050. (AAN CAN) RETAIL STORE: Crystals Jewelry Gifts. Church Street upstairs. Manageable and profitable. Great location. $35,000. 310-6037.

4 lost & found LOST CAT: Have you seen Marmie? He’s white w/orange spots/tail. Last seen near the Sugarbush Resort area. He’s greatly missed. 802-583-2204. LOST IN MONTPELIER before Christmas: Black velvet ring box, gold ring w/empty setting. If found, please please call 229-4106.

4 announcements PRIVATE ADOPTION: Married gay couple seek to adopt an infant, under age of 2 years. Couple seeks a boy to be brother of three older sisters, now aged 4, 6 and 7 years old. Beautiful home in rural, central Vermont, set on 30 acres of forest w/2 ponds and a garden. Employment: Clinical social worker and small business owner. Email any replies to pjbjr33@aol.com

DIVERSITY IN JOURNALISM: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, established by papers like this one to promote diversity in the alternative press, seeks talented journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism. The eight-week program (June 19 - August 14, 2005) aims to recruit talented candidates from diverse backgrounds and train them in magazine-style feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3000 plus housing and travel allowances. For information visit the website at http://aan.org/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Rd., Evanston, IL 60208. Email altacademy@ northwestern.edu. Application deadline February 11, 2005. Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and employer. (AAN CAN) PRIVATE ADOPTION: Married gay couple seek to adopt an infant, under age of 2-years. Couple seeks a boy to be brother of three older sisters, now aged 4, 6 and 7-years old. Beautiful home in rural, central Vermont, set on 30-acres of forest w/2 ponds and a garden. Employ-ment: Clinical social worker and small business owner. Email any relies to pjbjr33@aol.com. WE WANT NEW WRITERS: The Academy for Alternative Journalism, supported by the Association of Alternative News weeklies and by alternative papers like this one, seeks experienced minority journalists and students (college seniors and up) for a paid summer writing program at Northwestern University’s Medill School of Journalism, Chicago. The eight-week program, June 19 - August 14, 2005, aims to recruit talented minority writers into the alternative press and train them in magazinestyle feature writing. Ten participants will be chosen and paid $3000 + housing and travel allowances. While the program is designed to encourage minority writers to consider careers in the alternative press, candidates of any ethnicity may apply. For information visit http://www.medill. northwestern.edu/aaj or write for an application: Academy for Alternative Journalism, Northwestern University, Medill School of Journalism, 1845 Sheridan Rd, Evanston, IL 60208. Email altacademy@ northwestern.edu. Application deadline February 11, 2005. Northwestern University is an equal opportunity educator and employer. (AAN CAN)

4 entertainment EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or fun-on-one show. 802-6581464. New talent welcome.

4 professional svcs. ATTENTION SMALL BUSINESS OWNERS: Flexible fullservice bookkeeping and QuickBooks® setup, training and trouble-shooting to suit your time and needs. Barb Grogard, 878-6015. COMPUTER PROBLEMS? Call VPC Solutions, 434-6539 (Mon - Sun 7 a.m. - 9 p.m.). Spyware, viruses, troubleshooting, installations, upgrades, networking, web design etc. Visit our website, www.ver montpcsolutions.com. LCI, THE BASEMENT EXPERTS: Experienced basement renovations by LCI. Turn your basement into a usable family space. References, competitive pricing. 651-0768. WRITING AND LEARNING SERVICES: for your business or home needs. 802-660-0699 or http//:www.kaarla.com.

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COMPUTERS Repairs, Upgrades & More! Now offering online support

www.in-housecomp.com 864-7470 We make house calls! A+ CERTIFIED COMPUTER REPAIR by excellent technicians. Low rates, fast turnaround. Refurbished computers available. ReCycle North Tech Services, 266 Pine St., Burlington, 658-4143 ext. 23. GREEN MOUNTAIN COMPUTER Consultants: We build, service and install anything PC. Home theater! Custom service, we don’t just make it work, we keep it working! Free consultation, house calls of course. The best will cost you less! greenmtn@ adelphia.net or 802-318-1924.

4 financial A CASH NOW OFFER: Turn future money from lawsuit settlements, lottery awards and annuity payments into cash now. Free quotes. 800-8153503 or www.ppicash.com. (AAN CAN)

4 acting ACTORS WANTED: Burlingtonarea playwright/comedian seeks M or F actors 18 + to perform in original comedies around VT. Must be avail. 1weekday evening and 1-weekend afternoon for rehearsals. Call Paul, 658-0302.

4 art FEMALE MODELS WANTED: Professional artist seeks female models for upcoming project. No experience necessary. Financial compensation. Refs. avail. upon request. 279-2348 or email craigpaint1@aol.com. LOCAL ART FOR SALE! Marc Awodey triptych c. 1983, Mel Hunter Owls 193/300 beautifully framed, Mel Hunter Live Oak litho, Walter Zeichner Cybermandala sculpture. Contact Walter, 434-3313.

4 photography MODELS WANTED: Looking for a few aspiring F models interested in the commercial/ fashion industry. Must be between 15-35 and have very good complexion. Unique opportunity for free experience, portfolio and help breaking into the industry. Contact Dave, 862-1172 or email rusldp@juno.com or http:// www.rusldp.com.

4 buy this stuff $1! RECORD SALE $1! 1500 + Classical LP’s, opera, organ, early music to 20th century. 11 Maple St., Essex Junction (near Five Corners). Monday Saturday, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. FREE 4-ROOM DIRECTV SYSTEM includes standard installation. 3 MONTHS FREE HBO AND CINEMAX. Access to over 225 channels! Limited-time offer, S&H, restrictions apply.1-800-877-1251 (AAN CAN) FREE DIRECTV: Up to 4 rooms free plus 3 free months of HBO + Cinemax for $36.99 per month. 888-777-7115. (AAN CAN) HOT DOG CART: Long Chih 2001 Model LCI-830T. State approved, new holding tank/sink, stainless steel pans/utensils incl. Huge revenue potential! $5000/OBO. Call 878-8117. SPA! Overstocked! New 7-person spa, loaded! Includes cover, delivery and warranty. $2999, was $5999. 1-888397-3529. (AAN CAN). TOOLS: Craftsman table saw (needs new fence), detail sander by Dremel, old drills by Shopcraft & Bosch, square finishing sanders by Dewalt & Makita, cement laying tools, assorted hand tools (some antiques). Please call 233-5621. WOLF COMMERCIAL STOVE: 6-burner, 2-oven, refurbished, beautiful. $2000. 802767-3114.

4 furniture 4 CHAIRS: Dining, wooden w/wicker seats. Bent wood arms, incl. nice custom covers. Great condition. $300/OBO. Please call 233-5621.

4 free 1988 WELLCRAFT ECLIPSE: Damaged but salvageable. With trailer. You come take it - it’s yours! 985-5378. SEEKING PROPER intellectual home: 61 volumes, World’s Greatest Literature (history, philosophy, drama, politics, etc.) Historian’s History of the World, 25 volumes. Free to right interest. Call 802-3881376.

4 music for sale CELLOS, STRING BASSES, VIOLINS, VIOLAS: New and old instruments, sales, restoration and repair. Experienced luthiers. Paul Perley Cellos, in business since 1988. 802-2291501, pperleycellos@aol.com. DOUBLE BASS fully-carved Euro Artist 3/4 Flatback (circa 2001). The bass was handmade in Reghin, Romania, in the shop of Calin Wultur. Includes case and pickup. $2600 OBO. 999-1202. GIBSON: J-160E acoustic Lennon Model. Solid spruce top, mahogany back, singlecoil pick-up. 1 year-old. Plays/sounds unbelievable. Gibson hardshell. $1700. Benjamin, 660-9177.

4 music services COSMIC HILL RECORDING: MIDI and production services. Years of experience in writing, playing, recording and production. Dedicated to making your music sound great. $25 per hour. 496-3166. Moretown, VT. QUESTION MARK PRODUCTIONS: Audio engineering/production, live sound, recording. 802-578-9356.

4 musicians wanted DJ: Spirit of Ethan Allen needs DJ for weddings and parties. Need person who is entertaining, knows music and electronics. 802-862-8300. DRUMMER WANTED: Industrial/Martial/Heavy. Influences: Swans, Blood Axis, Neurosis, etc. Avail. for touring in Spring ‘05. 244-5965. LOOKING TO START JAM BAND: All musicians welcome. Located in Lincoln, VT. Call 453-8411. MULTI-TALENTED MUSICIAN looking for other musicians for creative get-togethers. Have place to play, equipment, etc. Call Chris, 527-0068, St. Albans. SINGER/GUITARIST LOOKING FOR pop/rock band. Lead or back-up vocals and rhythm guitar. Need to perform, will work for free. Call 238-4745. WANTED: LEAD SINGER for all ready jigging local rock band. Influences: 3 Doors Down, Stone Temple Pilots and much more. 802-288-1528. WASHTUB BASS PLAYER WANTED: Seeking washtub, or upright bass for eclectic country folk project. Call 859-0929.

4 music instruct. DRUM LESSONS: Work w/a professional, energetic drummer w/BFA in jazz. 6 years experience in touring rock band (US and Europe) and a great attitude. Beginners welcome. Refs. avail. Contact Steve, 658-6205, thadhad@ hotmail.com. GUITAR: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/ levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION NOW AVAILABLE at Burlington Guitar and Amp, 202 Main St., Burlington. Accepting all levels with emphasis on improvisation, technique, ear training and musicianship. Bob Wagner, 324-2895.

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7D SUPPORTGROUPSLEGALS JOY AND CREATIVITY! Classical Jazz and Free Improvisation piano lessons. All ages, all levels. William Michael, 802-899-6700 or 355-6234.

4 artists wanted ARTIST MENTOR NEEDED to work w/a full-time designer/ builder during a two-week workshop, February-March. Responsibilities include: reviewing goals, meeting/faxing during progress (sometimes daily), making observations and suggestions. A welldeveloped style focusing on color and pattern and desire to teach a must. Please be close to Burlington or have fax machine. Small stipend avail. Please call if interested, 233-5621. I AM LOOKING TO apprentice with local craftsperson, company. If needing assistance, please call Bridget, 324-7435.

4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 6524636, Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. WORKSHOP FOR SURVISORS OF SEXUAL VIOLENCE: 7week workshop for women survivors of sexual violence. Wednesday evenings, February 2 - March 16. Register by January 25. Info, 864-0555 or 846-2544. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism. First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http:// health.groups. yahoo. com/ group/AutismSupportDaily/. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT GROUP: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, Hill.kern@ verizon.net or call 802373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2 Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington. Info, 860-7812.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 4854934 or email suppgrp@ yahoo.com. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. Weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@ booksbyme.us. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together.net /~cvana. held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 67:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 655-9478. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 67 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309.

ADD PARTNERS SUPPORT GROUP forming. Does your partner or spouse have ADD (Attention Deficit Disorder)? Would love to get together and share experiences, support, challenges. Please contact addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. WANTED: Fellow painters to get together bi-weekly for coffee and to discuss our work. Support each other’s creativity! Show your work. Meet at local downtown coffee shops. Call 658-2976, if interested. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its health-giving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 479-0684. 12-step program designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental/emotional problems. SELF-REALIZATION: Social/ support group for like-minded people interested in spirituality, yoga, psychic experiences, transcendence and transformation. Burlington. If interested, call Jill at 877-3375 or email jlo@together.net. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont. com.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. WOMEN’S WEIGHT LOSS SUPPORT GROUP: Do we know what to do? Yes! Do we do it? Not always! Sometimes the answer is mutual support — for free! Let’s decide together what works for us. I want to start — do you? Anne, 861-6000. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 864-3103. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-862-8882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: For info, contact Bob at 425-4058 or email carmody@madriver.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/ transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860-RU12. ARE YOU A BUTCH, F2M, StoneButch, TGButch, TransMan, Femme, High Femme or any other description of Butch, FtM or Femme/feminine woman? If so, join us as we plan fun activities and offer each other resources, support and friendship within the Butch/FtM-Femme world. For more info, contact Miss Morpheus at missmor pheus1@yahoo.com. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781.

WOULD YOU LIKE to join a thriving, mixed social group? Get together for various activities/friendship in Montpelier/ Burlington. 229-4390 or email treesha7@ email.com. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermon tau naturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:30-8:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 8630003 or 866-869-7341 (tollfree). MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135. FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600. SURVIVORS OF SEXUAL violence: Form contacts and discuss ways to begin healing. Women’s Rape Crisis Center, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555. DIVORCED PEOPLE: If you are separated, thinking of separating, in the process of divorce, or just divorced, I’m thinking about starting a loose group where such people can talk, whine, have some fun, and maybe even get together. Perhaps there is life after him or her. If interested email Bob at bberman@ ttiglobal.com or call/lv msg. at 802-388-0779. WIDOWS & WIDOWERS: Looking for persons interested in forming a support group for activities in the Burlington area. Info, 656-3280.

“HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 3886107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS ANONYMOUS: All men and women welcome. There are currently four meeting per week. Mon., 6-7:15 p.m. Wed. 7-8 a.m. Thurs., 7:30-8:30 p.m., Sat. 10-11:30 a.m. Brenda, 658-9278. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. PROSTATE CANCER: The second and fourth Tuesday of the month, 5 p.m. Board Room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. Info, 800-6391888. This “man-to-man” support group deals with disease. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-8624516 or visit www.together.net/cvana. EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Fridays, 6-7 p.m. The Society of Friends Meeting House, 173 N. Prospect St., Burlington. Free. Info, 899-3006. This 12step program is designed to help women and men with depression, negative thinking or any mental or emotional problem. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program. HEROIN 101: Educational and informational support group. Free. First Wednesday of every month, 5:30-7:30 p.m. GMNC. 275 College St. Info, 8603567.

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C’EST UNE VIE FOLLE: YOUNG, TRIM, irreverent, independent, adventurous, 60ish DWF. Music, architecture, travel, gardening, good food, film, ideas, city, country enthusiast. ISO bright, thinking, honest, affectionate SM w/great sense of humor and healthy sense of the ridiculous. 5861

LET’S COMPARE FAVORITES: DYLAN, Catpower, Incredible String Band, Laurie Anderson, Howe Gelb, Lucinda Williams, Be Good Tanyas, Greg Brown, PJ Harvey, Manu Chao, Kingsolver, Oliver, Vonnegut, Pollan, Diamond, Jimmy Carter, Margaret Cho, cherries, raspberries, spicy. WSF, 38 YO, brown/blue, short, curvy. 5743

30 YO SWF SEEKING SWM. HONESTY, respect, fun and more wanted. Hoping cupid can shoot an arrow my way. 5851

ARE YOU READY FOR A REAL, LIVE, grown-up, well-rounded relationship? So am I. I’m 53 YO, 5’2”, cute, smart, witty, warm, responsible, silly and supportive, DPWJF. Love to travel, read, ski, target shoot (yes, really), attend jazz, theater, dance. 5738

CSWF REPLYING TO “WANT A DOG, HOUSE and kids someday? Me, too.” CSWM, love singing, work w/kids. Where do you go to church? 5850 SWF ISO SWM. WANTS LTR, OUTGOING, sense of humor, caring and lovable. 21-26 YO. I am lonely and want the right guy to make me happy and start a relationship! 5842

WELL-ROUNDED SEEKS SAME. 35 YO DPF seeks PM, 30-40 YO for friendship, hopefully LTR. Outgoing, funny, smart, sensitive. Enjoy outdoor activities, movies, photography, cooking, kids, animals, travel, psychology, football, classic rock and Mozart. 5715

SPF SEEKING S/DPM. ME: 40 YO, BLONDE, blue-eyed, curvy w/huge heart, humor and intelligence. Very genuine. No games. Love romance, candles, children, good conversation, nature, camping, beaches. You: must be compassionate, gentle, intelligent, honest, NS/ND. Let explore life’s pleasures together. 5838

HORNY M NEEDED FOR KINKY FANTASY. I want to watch my boyfriend give another man oral and give him a facial so I can punish my boyfriend for being naughty. Men, 18-35 YO please, leave description and contact method. 5711

I AM A VIVACIOUS, RUBENESQUE WOMAN in my 50s, who enjoys many aspects of life and lives in Rutland County. I click w/M who are art enthusiasts, intelligent, verbally engaging, have a quick and even ironic sense of humor. 5836

ARE YOU LONELY? ME, TOO! TIRED OF it? Me, too! Me: SWF, 56 YO, lots of love for the right M. Caring, kind, outdoorsy, passionate, cuddler. You: SWM, 49-65 YO. Not lonely anymore! Why? You have me! 5510

SWDF ISO WARM FUZZIES. YOUNG-LOOKing 40 YO, cute, funny, long hair, bashful brown-eyes, slender, NS. Loves animals, being outdoors, star gazing, affection, holding hands. Passionate about flea markets, antiques, cooking and wine. ISO handsome, fit, NS WM who can give warm fuzzies. 5584

TALL, HAZEL-EYED, BRUNETTE ISO FIT, laid-back, outgoing 28-36 YO M. Sunset on Camel’s Hump kind of a woman. Chocchip cookie baking, back-country skiing kind of a woman. Can’t wait to meet you. 5508

TEMPTED TO SETTLE FOR A LOVER BUT really looking for more. SPF, 36 YO, sparkly smile, ISO funny, confident (but not arrogant) 35-45 YO guy for laughter, friendship, romance and Scrabble duels. Smart is sexy! 5581 HONEST, CARING, RESPECTFUL, S MIDDLEaged M wanted. 44 YO SWF looking for a friend and a lover wrapped into one big Christmas present. Please Santa, send me someone good. 5576

NEEDY WOMAN SEEKING NS 37-47 YO M. Need someone that is active, spontaneous and fun. Also need a M that dances, hunts, camps, fishes, 4-wheels, hikes, snowshoes and loves life. See how needy I am. 5487 SIMPLE JOYS: CAMARADERIE, LAUGHTER, intimacy, bucket baths under African skies. Adventurous, soft-spoken, traveler, packs light, progressive, 50 YO, fit, fun. Seeks M w/a warm heart, courage and a twinkle. Foreign-born a +. Race and age unimportant 5478

ATTRACTIVE, FUN-LOVING, INTELLIGENT, PDWF in 40s searching for honest, attractive, intelligent, genuine, NS DWM, 4355, 5’10”+, who loves dogs, fireplaces, candlelight dinners, good conversation, interested in LTR. No head games, young kids, unemployed, or perfectionist, please. 5513

SWBIF LOOKING FOR M BETWEEN 18-24 YO. Looking to have fun, but if sparks do fly, looking for something long term. 5610 SWPF, PLUS-SIZE. ALMOST 50 YO. I LIKE to walk, read, time at the lake. Enjoy cooking, eating out. Working hard on losing the weight. Looking for SWM, tall, 5’10” or above, w/same interests and more! 5603

SWF, 34 YO, MOTHER OF TWO ISO SWM, between the ages of 25 to 45 who enjoys music, dinner, movies and not into head games. Looking for someone who is honest, sincere and caring 5822

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OK, STOP HIDING! YOU HAVE GOT TO BE a SWM, w/job, kids OK, goals, morals and a cute butt are all great. 26 YO, petite and headstrong. Where are you? 5698

42 YO SF LOOKING TO MEET AN HONEST M, 40-47 YO. Would like to find someone that likes to travel and do things at the last minute, dancing, playing cards, watching movies, swimming, camping etc. 5831

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men > women RESPONSIBLE COLLEGE GRAD, 22 YO, SWM, 5’11”, 160 lbs, athletic and intelligent w/big heart. ISO outgoing, non-consumer, 18-25 YO SF who wants to share adventures and possible LTR. I like bicycling, snowboarding, photography and lengthy conversations. 5858 A QUEST FOR THE GENTLE, CREATIVE, fit and unassuming SWF, 40-48 YO. This educated, athletic, health-conscious SWM yearns for your company to snowshoe, explore and giggle the winter months away. The cocoa is warming on the stove. 5857 STILL WAITING FOR YOU! SWM, 50 YO, dark-hair, blue-eyes, shy, country boy, smoker. Enjoy music, dancing, walking, beaches, dining out, Nascar. Hoping to meet country or city girl, 40-55 YO, for friendship/love. ENTERTAINING PM. I SPEAK 1.5-LANguages. Almost 6’ tall. I should own my car soon, but I do own a motorcycle. I’ve read some books and traveled. Are you F, 25-35 YO, everything I could hope for and more? 5852 SBM, 35 YO ISO PRETTY F FOR LTR. I am originally from the area but left 12 years ago. I am an independent film producer looking for my Miss Right. Only the serious respond. I’m looking for that fairy tale romance story. 5835 26 YO TRUCK-DRIVIN’, ASS-SLAPPIN’, fun-lovin’, good ol’ VT boy lookin’ for a little no strings fun an lovin’ height/ weight proportionate cutie, 18-32 YO. 420-friendly. Must enjoy a great time! 5830 39 YO PMAM LOOKING FOR 25 TO 45 YO F in Burlington-area. I am looking for a discreet, physical relationship. I want to be your dirty secret. 5828 HIGH-SPIRITED, ACTIVE, ATTRACTIVE, well-built 37 YO. Winter sports and nature lover seeks cute, buxom 45+ YO women w/nice shoes, zest for life and interests that include stimulating conversation, exotic cuisine, live music, feisty dancing, warming cold nights. 5769 THERE ONCE WAS A DWM W/A WIT, who’s artistic, romantic, and fit. Though his hair was receding, you’ll be pleased by your meeting. He’s a cross between Shrek and Brad Pitt. 35-50 YO, more love limerick awaits you. 5767 SM, 46 YO, FIT, LEADS AN ACTIVE LIFE. No time for wine and dine. ISO NS F who understands and leads a similar life and would enjoy nothing but a sexual relationship. No strings, must be clean. 5766 50 YO M, GEMINI, 6’2”, 54 YO, LAMOILLE Co. seeks Aquarius woman born 1/28 or 2/12,1958 or 1962. I am into astrology, practicing Buddhist, biker, AA member. Let’s talk. Small women sought. 5761

MOUNTAIN MAN, S, 46 YO, LOVES HIS mountain. ISO F to enjoy the woods and beauty of magic mountain. Must be honest, loyal, sexy. No games. To share laughter, candlelight dinners and lots of good times together. LTR possible. 5760

SM ISO A JOY-FILLED, SENSUOUS WOman w/an artistic bent, a lover of dogs who connects to the earth and cosmos from a dark-eyed, mid-life wanderer who dabbles in the world of words, thoughts and carrots. 5613

SEEKING TO MEET WOMEN OF ASIAN descent who are in touch w/their heritage. 55 YO professional and martial artist. Want to learn more about your culture. Let’s meet for tea. 5759

SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident, animal-lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 5604

DHM, 28 YO, 6’, 295 LBS, WHO IS A double major at a local college. Looking for a woman that is down-to-earth and wants to start a friendship that could be more later. 5750 SLOW GROOVE OR HEATED RUSH? FUN, handsome, SWM, 48 YO, looks ten years younger than natural age. ISO attractive, SF, 35-50 YO, who desires reciprocal emotional/sensual gratification. Approaches everything w/true passion. We both own the gift of being natural. Listen to message! 5748 WANT A FRIEND TO HANG WITH. 33 YO M, nice looking, kind, intellectual. Want someone who enjoys talking and shooting pool, that’s it for now! 5733 35 YO 150 LB NS/ND DWM. I’M HONEST, caring, athletic. Loves children, pets, humor, passionate kisses, cuddling, movies, dancing the night away. Much more to offer. ISO 24-36 YO w/more than just a beautiful exterior for life’s adventures. 5726 WANTED: TO BE SEDUCED AND USED FOR your pleasure. SWM, 23 YO, blonde, slender seeking one F or two, maybe a select CU. Your place, discretion please. 5723 MY HEART IS OPEN. 36 YO SWAM SEEKS soul mate. I enjoy the arts and music. Vegetarian, political dissident, unconventional, culinarian, attractive, svelte, lithe. I have an expansive lexicon and I’m not afraid to use it. I love children, have 2 daughters. 5716 SWM, 6’4”, SHORT BLONDE-HAIR, BLUEeyes, 175 lbs. Likes playing pool, walks on the beach, cuddling, movies, shopping. ISO petite F w/same interests. 1828 YO. Call me for a good time. 5714 NEW YEAR, NEW ADVENTURES: LET’S GO make a New Year’s resolution with this SWM, 30 YO who is looking to meet women around my age for adventures, conversations, friendships or LTR. I am easy-going, goal-oriented, fit, funny and likable. 5713 SHE’S A DANCER SEEKING OUTDOOR inclined, slender and feminine, mountain woman, 38 - 48 YO. Adirondacks, alt-lifer, smart, charming, housebroken. Will date. 5709 SBM LOOKING FOR OUTGOING, SENSUOUS F who enjoys music and is looking for an interesting, engaging time. LTR cool, but casual conversation and a good time is fine, too. Holla at me. 420 is all good. 5708

INTELLIGENT, WELL-EDUCATED 40 YO M would love to meet a humble, supportive and fit F who strives for meaning, grace and simplicity in this crazy world. Also, a reply to this ad from a fellow introvert would b especially welcomed! 5602 LIFE IS TOO SHORT, LET’S HAVE SOME fun! SWM, 43 YO ISO life w/active NS/ND F. I’m into long walks, camping, boating, anything outdoors, bowling, movies, candlelight dinners, cuddling, very affectionate. No head games. Kids OK. 5601 SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING TEMporary marriage w/SF for business purpose. Housing and compensation will be discussed. Serious respondents, please. 5599 23 YO SWM, WELL-TONED, LIGHT SMOKer, romantic. I enjoy hiking, camping, walking, biking, reading, writing, talking, candlelight dinners, moonlight walks, cuddling in front of a fire or cuddling surrounded by candles. ISO friends or LTR. Similar interests, age 18-33. 5596 SWM, HARD-WORKING, FIT, WITTY, faithful, considerate and poetic. I find happiness in her happiness and pleasure in her pleasure. ISO F 25-40 YO who perhaps is ISO me. Wanna share some candles? 5590 RUGGED, ROMANTIC, ON REBOUND. SWM, 41 YO, seeks simple, fun, noncommittal connection w/outgoing, healthy, 30-something lass for rambling conversation and spontaneous adventure. Montpelier-area, snowshoes/skis helpful. Good posture a +. 5572 32 YO SCORPIO SEEKS IN-SHAPE WOMEN who love to be pleased orally. Have a place in Burlington. I am tall, clean cut and easy to get along with. 420 as well. 5570 BOARD ALONE? GROOMED ICONOCLASTIC Euro-hunk seeks mid-week mountain mogul Miss under 40, w/whom to blast the bumps of the Bush and beyond. No pain, no gain. Bring your brain. 5569 SWPM, LIBERAL, VERY WELL-EDUCATED, politically active, unusually fit, 5’11”, 168 lbs, 62 YO. Seeking tall, slender, welleducated NS F, any age, for long 8-9 min. mile runs, strenuous hikes/bicycling/XC ski trips and a possible lifetime of companionship. 5567 SANTA IS COMING AND I’M GETTING lonely. 6’, slightly handicapped, working w/new leg. ISO easy-going, movie-loving, open-minded F for companionship and possible LTR. 5566

30 YO SWPM, ARTIST, SEEKS HIS MUSE. Looking for fun-loving, adventurous spirit for casual times, good conversation and some winter-time fun. Me: 6’, rugged, tattooed, Zen soul. 5518 I KNOW YOU’RE OUT THERE. SINGLE GUY looking for a special someone to make something incredibly special together. Seek someone with inner beauty to match her outer looks and warmth and personality. 5505 DO YOU HAVE WHAT IT TAKES TO SATISfy and be satisfied? This attractive, wellbuilt, younger 45 YO DWM seeks connection w/similar open, attractive, nicely built, adventuresome F who enjoys intimacy and fun. Between Montpelier and St. J. 5504 SOME BEACH SOMEWHERE, YOU ARE OUT there: SWM, 47 YO, 180 lbs., 5’11”, fit, healthy, ambitious, good-looking, NS/ND, hardworking, loyal, likes country, animals, outdoors, movies. ISO attractive, fit, healthy, tall soul mate for LTR. 5501 SM, 45 YO, SEEKS SLIM F, 18-40 YO, FOR mutually pleasurable meetings in the Montpelier/Burlington-area. 5500 36 YO SWM, SEARCHING... POISE, BEAUTY, brains. I want it all. In return you get an attractive, secure, fit, lover of life. I have good hands, love to pamper and edify. Just a M who enjoys showering that someone w/adoration. 5484 WM, 25 YO, ATHLETIC BUILD, SEEKING a woman to have discreet relations with. Get together once for compatibility and go from there. Prefer age range up to 45. Be in average to better shape. No strings attached. Leave email or phone number, please. 5480 20-SOMETHING ISO WOMEN 40 AND older. Attractive M ISO older women. I am intelligent, fit and attractive. Maybe we can have some fun? 5479 SWM, MID 40S LOOKING FOR SF, 40 + to hang out and go out. Must have a good heart, sense of humor and know a thing or two about irony. LTR. 5476 BABY IT’S COLD OUTSIDE! 36 YO SWPM looking to warm body/mind/spirit. Handsome, fit, artistic, attentive, generous, happy, down-to-earth lifestyle. ISO 24-38 YO beautiful SF w/similar qualities. So, what ya’ doin’ out there? 5473

women > women SWF, 26 YO, SEEKS DOG LOVIN’ DYKE FOR long walks in the woods, thoughtful conversations and Margarita drinking fun. Nerds and geeks welcome. No druggies. 5753 HELLO OUT THERE! PROFESSIONAL W/ many interests: traveling, dining out, movies, videos, quiet nights at home, reading, running, taking classes. Looking for someone to share my interests for friendship, maybe LTR. Let’s meet for coffee or a glass of wine. 5741

MY NAME IS BOUNCE AND I AM A 5-TO 6-YEARold, short-haired, male, black kitty. I got my name because I came to HSCC in a laundry basket. I am playful & affectionate, and love to chase strings and toys, but I can also settle down and be quite attentive. I am so sweet and purr quite a bit. I will curl up next to you and maybe, if you're lucky, on your lap for a cuddle. A family with gentle people of all ages would be purrfect. I am mellow, social, energetic, confident and gentle, and get along with other cats too! I would love to bounce into your heart and home! Visit me at HSCC or call 862-0135.

SLIM, NS, GF ISO LTR, 40-55 YO, SEEKing “one” who knows what it means to live spiritually/mindfully. Possess depth, extreme intelligence, curiosity, emotional availability/honesty, worldliness, love of wild nature, arts, cinema, reading, music, exotic food, stimulating conversation, reading. 5694 WILD-HAIRED WOOD NYMPH W/STARS IN her eyes ISO princess charming to chart her constellations. Me: 30 YO, gregarious, P, fit, femme. Love warmth/outdoors. You: soft butches, impetuosity, beer/wine lover, zeal for life +. Us: avoiding cabin fever. 5607 SPUNKY, PRAGMATIC, IMPETUOUS, OUTdoorsy, girlie PF, 30 YO, seeks same. Common interests are important but it’s more important that we catch one another’s drift. However, if you’re a mountainlover and not a Republican, we’ll get off to a much nicer start. 5488

men > men ATTRACTIVE 42 YO SGWPM, 5’9”, SLIM. brown/blue. ISO guys 18-45 YO, D/D free for hot sex. Possivle LTR. Guys who are slim and either A, B, H, J. L, N are a +. 5853 SEX IS GREAT BUT SO ARE THE MOMENTS after. Burlington-area, 30s, tall , VGL, fit, masculine, versatile/bottom, intelligent, independent, great sense of humor + POZ attitude. Wants masculine, fit, creative, handsome, patient, intelligent, semisecure guy for LTR possibilities. Baggage limits, be real, smell good. 5849 GWM, 49 YO, PUDGY, CUDDLY, TEDDY bear, very romantic, oral, sensual, bottom. ISO GWM, 30-50 YO, who’s self sufficient and likes who he is. Looks are secondary, the inner man’s what counts. LTR only. 5847 SGWPM, 39 YO, FIT. CITY MOUSE WHO loves the pace and beauty of VT seeks like-minded M, 30-45 YO. Love museums, film and good writing, as well as the outdoors. Looking for a healthy mind/body, an open heart and a gentle spirit. 5833 20 YO WM ISO WM, 18-45 YO FOR friendship or more w/the right person. Me: 5’9, 200 lbs, brown hair, blue-eyes, Tshirt and jeans guy, working in education and finishing college degree. Respond if you will, you won’t be sorry. 5827 SUBMISSIVE 42 YO M LOOKING TO FULfill fantasy. Would love to meet a guy to service while he watches a game. Very oral and long-lasting guy here. 5821 GWM, 5’9”, 190 LBS., LOOKING FOR 1830 YO M who likes receiving oral. Clean, discreet, size unimportant. Answer all, leave full description, number, call back time. Will travel from St. Albans, Johnson, Montpelier. JSC student a +. 5768

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CUMRADES! BI, TRIM M, OVER 60. OVERsexed, over 6 inches, goes overboard for tight overalls. Discreet, horny, healthy, versatile, experienced. Enjoys indoor ball games. Thinks good things cum in big packages. Would like to make you cumfortable. 5736 GWPM, 30 YO, SEEKING FELLOW GM, 2030s, to share grounded intellectual conversation, sparkling wit, affection, introspective, leftist world view, appreciation of commitment, desire for family, good boundaries, love of nature, all arts, travel. Me: Italian-build, Scotch-complexion. You: bright, individual. 5703 ANY BLACK OR ASIAN GUYS OUT THERE? I’d like to meet you. Fun, white guy, blonde, pretty, blue-eyes, 5’11”, 190 lbs. Seeking smooth, masculine men of color not into scene. Fun people. I know what I want, you should also. 5692 GWM, 53, 5’5”, DISABLED, TOP ONLY. ISO sex, drugs, rock ‘n’ roll, LTR, poetry in life, fantasy in bed, sci-fi in dreams. No games, just reality here in P’burgh, NY. What have you got to lose? 5600 NEK, BUSY WM ISO ELDERLYISH W GENtleman for friendship and occasional caring, rewarding romance. Me: 59, caring and gentle. Give me a call. It may be the important call you always wanted to make. 5593 RED MEAT ANYONE? GOT A FETISH FOR redheads? I know you’re out there. Come bury your face in my golden crotch. I’m gay, single, healthy, attractive, in-shape and fun in bed. Looking for some hot, safe, sensuous winter company. 5586 JIGGLE W/DELIGHT BECAUSE I AM A GM who’s out of sight. Hey guys, that’s suppose to mean “feeling groovy” about the ultimate blind date as is! 6’2”, brown eyes, beard. Jiggle w/delight because you’re gay, too! 5579 GWM, 32 YO, 5’9”, 160 LBS SEEKING generous M to help and spoil me. You be financially secure and understanding. No strings or expectations. Looking for help, support and friendship. No one over 60 YO, please. Discretion is expected. 5517 QUALITY MEAT ISO LTR. ME: 40 YO, boyish, handsome, 6’3”, 205 lbs., brown/ blue, Ivy-educated, quick wit, healthy HIV+, literary, masculine, bottomish, great sex, experimental streak, safe, affectionate. You: 40 +, smart, funny, kind, honest, attractive, masculine, sexually/financially secure, not heavy drinker, topish, aggressive, playful. 5486

ARE YOU A RUGGED, HAIRY-CHESTED M? MA, curious, not getting enough at home. Looking for another good-looking, wellhung buddy? Me, too. 5’9”, 175 lbs., 44 YO. Private place between Middlebury and Hinesburg. 4WD a +. 5854 HANDSOME, CONGENIAL, ATHLETIC, Chinese American w/bubbling personality and great butt is looking for persons of intellect and beauty for a night of decadence, like good wine, tasty food, soothing music, scintillating small chat, not to mention some carefree physical fun such as 69 or rear French and more. Replay only if you’re genuine and sincere. Good looks and young age can be a +, but not necessary. Jump into 2005 w/new goals, hopes and dreams! 5774 50 YO CD, 5’10”, 210 LBS, LOOKING FOR M, F, CU. I’m looking for someone to have steady fun with. I have a great pair of legs. I love to dress up. I live in Plattsburgh. 5605 FREE, ACTIVE BIM LIVING IN THE SEA OF potentiality on an evolutionary journey on my ascending Kundalini in an attempt to rise above prejudice and hate. Looking for others on like journeys to share experiences with. Anything is possible. 5595 BIM ISO WELL-HUNG MEN, 18-40 YO who would like to be serviced orally. I’m slim, discreet, clean, interested and wellhung. Give me a call, as I like a mouth full.5474

just friends VEGETARIAN, NS, MWCU W/GREAT 7year-old son and puppy. New to VT, looking to meet compatible folks to help our garden of friends grow. We have Eurostyle pastimes: cooking, eating, drinking (moderately), conversing, hiking, music. 5746 DWPM, YOUNG 56 YO, ISO LONG OR short-term mutually beneficial relationship w/part-time girlfriend. Am very healthy, affectionate, trustworthy. Expect same. No games, please. Let’s enjoy each other. 5717 48 YO M SEEKING F FOR WALKING PARTner. Would like company to start getting healthy again. Great conversation. Burlington-area, please. 5609 CARING, LOVING, EASY-GOING M LOVES to chill, read, cook, exercise, outdoors, romance and all musical genres. ISO easygoing fun women for anything and everything from videos, day trips, sunset watching, shopping, going out and soul searching. 5578

bi seeking ? 30 YO BIM LOOKING FOR TG, TV FOR first time experience. No strings and discretion is assured. All calls answered. 5856

HI BURLINGTONIANS: I AM RELOCATING to the area from San Francisco. I need lots of advice and new friends. My husband and I have two kids, a two-year old and a ten-month old. Out here in the west we have mom’s clubs and knitting groups and all kinds of things. What is the vein into Burlington life? What is the best restaurant? Day hike? Beginning ski slopes? Thanks so very much for your time! 5496

VIC: IT’S BEEN FIVE MONTHS SINCE I saw you leave the Olympiad w/your new M. No good-bye, just moved on. Is your life one big lie? Who really knows you? You broke my heart, but I still miss you. 5845

THE JIMMY BUFFET LISTENING GIRL w/the amazing eyes. Accused me of taking all the good records and made me feel bad. You can dig through my crates for whatever you want, or watch Lemony Snickets? 5843

i spy MIDDLEBURY I SPY #5697. I HAVE A brown and white dog, please elaborate! 5865 WE’VE WALKED OFF INTO THE MOORS but at great cost. Exits and entrances are trivial compared to the enlightenment of knowing that a strongly held belief is far less important if it requires the absence of you. 5864 RANDY FROM RICHMOND: WE MET ON a snowy December Saturday night at Backstage when Run For Cover was playing. You rode w/friends and had to leave early. Enjoyed talking and dancing w/you. Would like to see you again. 5863 UHC TO SHERATON CAB RIDE, TWICE. You live near Killington, blonde and very cute. I must not have been that memorable. Sorry about your troubles, maybe you are not having dinner w/the right guys. Trust your cabbie. 5862 YOU: BLONDE, LUXURIOUS LOCKS, JOGging past the Burlington dog park, looking like a sweet angel of innocence but fiery passion. Sometimes you bring your dog, Darwin. Me: enchanted beyond words. Could I interest you in some of my porridge, Goldilocks? 5860 ICE CREAM GIRL: NOBODY GOT SO FAST, so fast. See you on the mountain, speedy. SAMILY, food guy. 5848 I SPIED A SEXY GARBAGE TRUCK DRIVER guy today. Said he’d “take it any way he gets it,” meaning trash. I was hoping he meant something else. I’d like to change his mind. 5846

I SPY THREE OF THE BEST WOMEN IN the world supporting me through the toughest time I’ve had, each in their own wonderful way. I’ll be back east, and we will rock the Casbah like the fiercest of all foxes. 5844

BEAUTIFUL, SMART, WONDERFUL AND amazing. M: I am so glad that we have re-met. 5841 TO THE STRIKING REDHEAD DOUBLE-DATing, 1/1, bar-side in an empty Bangkok Bistro, while I, slender, brown-hair, glasses, talked w/my F friend. Our eyes met more than once. More than coincidental? Or not? You say. 5840 I SPY PEOPLE WHO LIKE TO HAVE FUN, exercise, drink beer and are not politically correct. Join the Burlington Hash House Harriers. On-On! 5839 WILMA: THANK YOU FOR FOLDING MY laundry. You saved me a couple of hours of dread. I’ll come after 2 p.m. from now on. You rock! 5837 1/8, TANGERINE DREAM. STILL PAINTING your first solo apt? I mixed the color for you and wanted to ask for your number. I don’t think I’ve ever seen eyes like yours before. 5834 COLLEEN ON THE BEANE TRAIL, 1/9. I have a very funny (read tragic!) story about your phone call. Suffice it to say I don’t have your number, though I tried a few. Please call and we can try the skiing and beer thing a second time. 5829 1/8, I WAS YOUR CASHIER AT ESSEX Hannaford’s. We chatted about the upcoming George Clinton show. I got my ticket, what’s your deal? 5826 I SPY A LOVELY WINGED, PAINTED FAIRY goddess who always appears when I fall down and go boom! Thank you, lady. And may your family be blessed. 5825 HOT, SILVER VW PASSAT ON COLCHESTER Ave. from Winooski, 1/11. W/an even hotter guy sitting shottie. My brown eyes caught some of your sunny smiles from the rearview. 5824 A FEW FUNNY MOMENTS, BULGARIAN Donna Summer song and interested glances at Balkan Pearls, 1/8, around noon. Me: 6’, trim guy, tortoise shell glasses, w/F friend. You: brunette, solo. I’d like to introduce myself. 5823

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I ALREADY MISS THOSE HOTTIES AT Penny Cluse. The smiles, small talk, Angie’s sarcasm, the goldfish, Halloween costumes, birthday singing and damn Helen’s hug, who knew? Always made my day. And the food is the best anywhere. 5732 I SPY ELECTRIC BLUE VW BEETLE AND ITS good lookin’ driver w/fur hat and nonmatching moon boots at Pine St. market, 12/29. Let’s have some wine and cheese if you’re not attached! 5731

I SPY A SILLY BASS-PLAYING, AD-DESIGNing, power-tool obsessed shaggy dog. O’ dear sweet magnanimous Michael, how did I get born so lucky to spend my days with you? 5707 MERMAN ROB, LONG TIME, NO TALK. I miss hearing your talk. Did you have a change of heart? You always have a place in mine. Give me a ring, you beautiful, groping, grouper. 5706

I SPY ALL MY WONDERFUL FRIENDS and Trinity hanging in VT. Miss you guys, can’t wait to see you this summer. Right now still stuck in Texas. 5730

NYE AT HIGHER GROUND: I FELT MAGIC AS we walked by each other. You introduced yourself as Nicole and I introduced myself as Kevin. I turned to look but you were gone. You have a great smile, I would love to see again. 5705

I SPY A NEW WOMAN IN CHARGE. I’M looking at JK not GS. The golden dome is in exceptionally smart, savvy, talented, gifted, (not to mention beautiful) hands. All Vermonters should be thankful and our state will be better off. 5729

NEW YEAR’S: YOU WERE THE HOCKEY REF and Red Sox fan. You were very patient while I kept complaining about my tired feet. Thanks so much for the ride home. Call if you want to meet up some time! 5704

I SPY THE MAN OF MY DREAMS. CUTE Ashley’s driver, sexy blue-eyes, crazy brown-hair, steal your face tattoo. Meet me on top of Rhino Mountain for your wildest dreams to come true. 5728

GOOD-BYE BITCHY/SASSY BRAZIL/SOUTH America bound waitress at Julio’s. Have fun wearing those nipple clamps. I don’t know if Latino guys like nipple clamps but watch out for Julio Iglesias. Los clampos niplos. Wear them like you mean it. 5702

12/6 CHRISTMAS TREE SHOP, WILLISTON. You: a very beautiful WF w/mother? Helped me find an ornament. I went into store again just to see your smile as we talked in check-out line. Wow! Please respond. 5725 JUST TO SEE YOU SMILE, I’D DO ANYTHING that you wanted me to. When all is said and done, I’d never count the cost; it’s worth all that’s lost, just to see you smile! 5724 EGGS AT THE DINER OR SKATING TWO BY two. You light my spark w/your shit eatin’ grin. Find me where the chickens are roostin’ and I’ll let you ruffle my feathers. 5722 TAMMY, FORMERLY WORKING AT LUIGI’S Pizza Parlor in Vergennes. We met last in Shaw’s parking lot in February 2004. I have a V card from last Feb 14. If you are available to take in a movie, contact me please. 5721 I SPY A WOMAN W/BEAUTIFUL EYES THAT smile. We met briefly in the park. You: walking w/a handsome Andy. Me: w/my pup. Love to see your smile again. 5720 12/31, BARNES AND NOBLE: YOU WORE a white skirt and shoes for NYE and I watched you look away whenever I glanced at you. I wish I had left a note on your windshield. 5719 TO MY KLEZHOBO: HERE’S TO 2+ YEARS OF our strange and beautiful Flamenco, Tarantella, Salsa, Tango. I’ll dance w/you anywhere, baby, from the Mediterranean sunsets of Cabo de Gata to the dive bars of Savannah. Te quiero. 5718 NICE SMILE SPOTTED AT SOUTH BURLINGton Price Chopper, 12/22. You: tan/green jacket w/basket of oranges, smiling and laughing at the CU ahead of us in line. Me: shy redhead w/cookies, wishing I said “hi”. Coffee? Would like to see that smile again! 5712 BONNIE: YOU LIKED MY GUERNICA SHIRT. Radio Bean, NYE. I’ll explain my MasterCard commercial reference if you’ll continue discussing the difference between Samba and Salsa. I’m not attached, are you? 5710

I SPY AN OLD FRIEND, SAGE, AT HUNGER Mountain Co-op, but lost her number. She was wise enough to look me up, yet I’m hoping she’ll call back because the number she left for just me ain’t right. 5701 WOMAN AT AKE’S PLACE, 1/2 FOR NFL Sunday. You said “hi” and I said “hello” back. We’ve seen one another there before. That’s your brother you’re with, right? Hope you don’t mind that I stare. Cute smile. 5700 TO THE MANLIEST M I KNOW. THANKS FOR a super year of classic rock, hilarious jokes, ridiculous amounts of flirting and of course, rescues. From your favorite damsel in distress. 5699 WE’VE SEEN EACH OTHER TWICE ON Main St. in Middlebury. Same place, same time of day, same kind of look. I love your brown and white dog but would love to meet you even more. Am not that far away. 5697 I SPY AN AWESOME SOMEONE THAT CAN rock the world! 8-months have past, you didn’t think you’d last. I saw a diamond in the rough, starting to shine! Focus. Center. Ground. Remember who your friends are. 5696 WATERBURY CENTER GIRL W/A FUNKY knit hat. I can’t get you out of my head. We met 12/30 at Alchemist, spoke of wings and NECI. I would love to talk again. 5695 BORDERS, 1/3, 10 P.M. YOU: REALLY CUTE blonde guy, next to magazine rack. I was wearing a brown leather jacket. Making nervous eye contact, but too shy to say “hi”. Wanna try again? 5691 I SPY YOU AT THE ESSEX PRICE CHOPPER. A certain beauty that others can’t compare. You’re the queen of my Price Chopper. As you ring customer’s items at checkout, I’m checking you out. Price check for a hot cashier. 5614

SEXY WAITRESS, LUNCH 12/23: YOU liked my sweater. I like your body. We sat in the window. Me: w/lipstick, my man w/o hair. Do you like girls? I’d love to try and seduce you. You’re hot. Let’s hang out. 5608 TO MY BEAUTIFUL NURSE! THANK YOU for everything! You make the coldest VT days warmer. I have never laughed so much as I do w/you. I am the luckiest chef in the world. 5598 I SPY MY DEMO-BEAUTY, LUCY-LOVER. MY girl to take care of me after my fall. 5594 YOUNG LADY, FORMERLY OF THE WAY side: You told me you were leaving but you didn’t say when. Now I’m sitting here wondering how to find you. It’s not about the crackers, I just want to see you again. 5592 HALLOWEEN NIGHT: THAT GORGEOUS GIRL w/beautiful hair. I met you at the corner store on Archibald St. and gave you my number on a five. I’m still interested. Are you? 5589 IN RESPONSE TO THE “BRIEF CO-OP MEETing” (5408) I-Spy. more details, it could be me but I’m not sure, please elaborate. 5587 12/10, I SPY A NORWEGIAN GYMNAST who can’t sleep. I forgot to say I did enjoy your company. Maybe we’ll meet again sometime. 5585 SPY A CLOSET JUNGLIEST BANGING YOUR head to fresh DNB beatz. If you’re feeling up to Speed, meet me at Millennium or if you are feeling Impulsive, meet me at the 1/2 Lounge. 5583 YOU: TALL, HANDSOME BUTCH WORKING at the Peace and Justice Store,12/11. Me: shopping for a long rainbow sticker for my car. Are you single? ‘Cause I keep seeing you around and I think you’re a cutie. Coffee sometime? 5582

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1718, a top Lutheran official in Eisenach, Germany, sent a letter to the town administrators of nearby Ostheim-vor-der-Rhoen, mandating them to choose a new priest for the local congregation. Due to human error, the mail didn’t arrive until 2004, too late to fulfill its function. I regard this as an apt metaphor for a scenario that will soon unfold in your life, Gemini. You too will finally receive a long-delayed delivery. Unlike the German message that was 286 years tardy, however, yours won’t be completely useless. On the contrary, it might be curiously fresh. In the big picture, its seemingly belated arrival may even be perfect timing.

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(July 23-Aug. 22): Bibliophile Anne N. Marino loves the “welcoming mysteriousness” of those buildings where large collections of books are housed for public use. “Walking into a library,” she wrote in the San Francisco Chronicle, “I’m filled with a sense of belonging; my mind becomes clear, my heart rate slows; I can think.” Your assignment in the coming week, Leo, is to identify the places that make you feel like that, and then spend as much time as possible inside of them.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Eminem recently received a tribute from the Raelians, a UFO cult that preaches nonviolence. They bestowed the title of “honorary priest” on the hip-hop star for his anti war video, “Mosh.” Was he proud and pleased? I doubt it, though he and his camp had no comment. I imagine you’ll soon be getting a similarly meaningless “reward” or unwanted recognition for your good work, Virgo. Don’t get mad about it. Don’t let it stir up your old fear that you will never get the understanding and appreciation you deserve. Instead, have faith that what I’m about to predict will come to pass. It may take a while, but you will eventually receive a truly gratifying payoff for your recent breakthrough.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): If I’m reading the astrological omens correctly, Libra, fun and games will be at a peak in the coming weeks. The hormones that induce playful experimentation will be at record levels, and you’ll be as uninhibited and as unconcerned with people’s reactions as it’s possible for you to be. I hate to risk dampening your enthusiasm by even a miniscule amount, but I’ve got to mention one caveat. There may be a few people who resent your buoyant vitality. Be alert for their passive aggressive attempts at sabotage so you can craftily work around them.

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contains both the blueprint for life and the power to create what the blueprint delineates. Within this mysterious powerhouse, in other words, is both the “architect’s plan and the builder’s craft.” I urge you to meditate on the chromosome as a metaphor for the work you have ahead of you, Scorpio. It’s time for you to make or find something that will serve as both architect’s plan and builder’s craft in the coming months.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): It’s illegal for women to drive cars in Saudi Arabia. Religious fundamentalists there have managed to twist public policy to reflect their wacky beliefs. (Does that sound like any other country you know?) But one Saudi woman, Hanadi Hindi, has refused to be shut out of the fun of piloting her own vehicle: She learned to fly planes in Jordan, and has been hired by a billionaire Saudi prince to work for his private airline. I nominate her to be a source of inspiration for you, Sagittarius. If there is a desirable role to which you have been denied access, don’t waste your time and energy fighting the problem: Simply leap to the next level.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22Jan. 19): Ludacris is “a well-rounded hedonist who pursues a balanced lineup of vices and addictions,” says Nathan Rabin in his review of the hip-hop star’s CD, The Red Light District. I suggest that you treat Ludacris as your partial role model in the coming week, Capricorn, even as you also regard him as your anti-role model. Here’s what I mean: You should be a well-rounded hedonist, but not by pursuing vices and addictions. Instead, seek out excitement that resonates with your noblest ideals, pleasures that thrill your soul as well as your body, and blissful adventures that enhance the health of you and everyone else you encounter.

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(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Before going to sleep last night, I studied your astrological aspects for the coming week and asked my dreams to send me clues about what information you needed in your horoscope. I awoke at dawn with the answer. In my dream, I was at a mass birthday party for hundreds of Aquarians. Everyone was drinking tea made from an herb called Job’s tears as the goth band Lake of Tears performed. Then I gave a poetic speech on how crying can achieve the same effect as orgasm. As the dream climaxed, I led everyone outside into the drizzly night. We looked skyward and let the raindrops drench our faces as we did a mass singalong of “Cry Me a River,” each of us lost in a private ritual of relief and release.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): According to U.S. News & World Report, 74 percent of the population believes “If a prayer goes unanswered it probably didn’t fit into God’s plan.” I hope you don’t adopt such a wimpy attitude about your own divine petitions in the coming weeks. The way I understand the current astrological omens, God may ignore your pleas for now, but is not ultimately opposed to granting them. Frankly, I suspect that the Creator needs you to change something about yourself before you will get your wish.

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Jazz, Tap, Ballet, and/or Hip-Hop We are willing to give responsible young teachers (with dance training) a chance, or give experienced teachers the chance to pick up more hours. Students are between the ages of 3-18. Pay ranges from $20 - $30 hourly.

An Equal Opportunity Employer

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Please contact Brian at (802) 527-0509 or email brian_flinchum@yahoo.com to schedule an interview.

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New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity, and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website at www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

ATM/COURIER

Grocery Manager Applicants should have the following qualifications: • Commitment to excellent customer service • Demonstrated ability to lead a staff of 20 employees

Part-time opportunity exists for a Courier at NEFCU. Responsibilities will include settling and maintaining NEFCU ATMs as well as supporting the daily function of the Company’s internal/external mail distribution and postage machine operations. Position will also provide back up for ATM deposit processing and therefore must have an aptitude for numbers. Successful candidates must have a reliable vehicle, good organizational skills, be attentive to details, and have knowledge of MS Office. Must be able to lift up to 30 pounds, and carry a valid driver’s license. This is a 15-to 20-hour/week position. Part-time hours: Monday-Friday 7:30 -11 a.m.

• Knowledge and understanding of natural foods industry and trends

TELLERS

• Well organized, attention to details

NEFCU tellers have excellent, effective communication skills, are friendly and personable, and provide our members with excellent customer service. Qualified candidates must show attention to detail, be knowledgeable with computers and demonstrate accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. If you would like the opportunity to work in a professional atmosphere where teamwork and customer service are hallmarks of the organization, please consider working with us. This opportunity requires the ability to work Monday-Friday 6:45-3:45 and one Saturday a month.

• Excellent written and verbal communication skills • Proficiency in PC Windows, Word, Excel and Access • Ability to work in a team environment • A flexible work schedule, available some evenings and weekends as required

Hunger Mountain Co-op is a thriving community-owned market and café with over three-thousand members. We offer a competitive salary and an excellent benefits package, which includes health, dental, vision and paid time off. Applicants should apply by submitting a cover letter and resumé with names and telephone numbers of three workrelated refernces.

Send to dang@hungermountain.cm no later than February 1, 2005

PART-TIME TELLERS New England Federal Credit Union is looking for part-time tellers who are enthusiastic, friendly, helpful and reliable to provide exceptional customer service handling basic teller transactions at our branch locations. You will be part of a teller team and organization committed to excellence and building relationships with our members. These positions begin immediately with pay starting at $12.00/hr. We have two positions available: 1) requires the ability to work Monday-Friday, 10:45-3:15 (22.5 hours week); and 2) requires the ability to work Monday-Friday 10:45-2:30 (18.75 hours week) & the 15th & 30th of each month, 6:45-3:45, including one Saturday per month.

If you believe you have the talents and skills to contribute to success at NEFCU and would like to be part of a dynamic team, please forward a brief statement of your interest in the position along with your resumé in confidence to HR@nefcu.com or by mail to NEFCU, Human Resources, P.O. Box 527, Williston, VT 05495-5027.

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Night Audit

NARU

11pm-7am

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Asian Cuisine

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WAIT STAFF KITCHEN HELP

F/T and P/T positions available for energetic and enthusiastic people. Our upbeat, positive atmosphere compliments our employment package that includes competitive wages, health insurance, incentives, hotel discounts and 401k.

Will train. Apply in person, 202 Cornerstone Drive, Williston

Apply in person at 1285 Williston Rd., So. Burlington. 865-3400

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Since 1977, Burton Snowboards has been driven to create the best snowboarding equipment in the world. We believe in a strong work ethic and are committed to working as a team to achieve our goals and can truly say this is appreciated by everyone in the company.

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Counseling Service of Addison County “Come and help us take CSAC to the next level!”

The Counseling Service of Addison County is a nonprofit, community mental health and developmental disabilities agency serving the residence of Addison County, Vermont. CSAC is proud of its long-standing reputation for excellent services to members of our community. CSAC employs nearly 260 people and we are looking to expand our team.

Job Opportunities Adult Outpatient Support Worker – Part-time position in Adult Outpatient Program providing community support services and case management to adult clients with mental health issues. Must have own transportation. BA in Human Services or related field preferred. Autism School-Based Therapeutic Support Worker – 37.5 hours per week. Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism. Spectrum Disorder – Bachelor’s degree in education or human services field.Valid Vermont driver's license, registered vehicle and insurance that complies with Agency policy. CRT Support Worker – This position entails the provision of outreach support services to adults coping with the impact of mental illness on their lives.We are seeking someone who has excellent communication skills; who has an ability to work with clients with patience, insight and compassion; and who can work well with a team. Must have own transportation. Some nights and weekend availability a plus. Excellent benefits. Community Integration Specialist (2) – Excellent opportunity to support adults with developmental disabilities. Join dynamic teams focusing on consumer choice, communication, consistency and collaboration. Thorough and ongoing paid training provided. Qualifications: HS diploma, ability to lift up to 80 lbs., valid driver’s license & reliable vehicle. Experience preferred but not required. Comprehensive benefits package offered including health and life insurance, generous vacation plan, and a 403b. Community Skills Worker – 20-hours per week - Responsible for providing individualized community-based services to children with the goal of inclusion and successful functioning in school,home and community.Flexible after school and evening hours.BA preferred plus good working knowledge of the needs and abilities of children with emotional and behavioral challenges. Emergency Team Clinician – Master’s level mental health clinician to join our Emergency Team.Work two twelve-hour days weekly; additional hours possible. Seeking candidate with crisis intervention experience, excellent clinical judgment and skills, resiliency, and a strong team orientation. Must live within thirty minutes of Middlebury. Knowledge of community mental health system and community resources a plus. Substitute Full-time – Providing substitute support to adults with developmental disabilities in the Middlebury area.This position is cross-trained with a wide variety of individuals as a vital member of several dynamic teams. Personal care, medicine administration, ability to lift up to 80 lbs., as well as assisting with physical therapy and use of personal car required.Thorough and ongoing paid training provided. Qualifications: HS diploma, valid driver’s license & reliable vehicle. Experience preferred but not required.Work occasional overnights, weekends, and some holidays.Comprehensive benefits package offered including health & life insurance, generous vacation plans & 403b. Substitute work in Addison County – Set your own schedule while enjoying satisfying work supporting people with developmental disabilities. Community Associates, a program within the Counseling Service of Addison County, seeks motivated and creative people to provide substitute coverage in all areas.We offer a flexible schedule & paid orientation and training. HS diploma, reliable transportation & ability to lift required. This position sometimes can act as a stepping stone to regular positions within agency.Work is at will, no guaranteed hours. To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above you may choose to contact us by: • Email: sanderson-brown@csac-vt.org • Snail Mail: Send a resumé and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05853 • In Person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC offices: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street, in Middlebury,VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751 Counseling Services of Addison County,Inc.

Equal Opportunity Employer

PRINT PROJECT MANAGER The Print Project Manager is responsible for the management of print projects from conception through delivery, including project scheduling, resource management, content management, and client relationships. The Print Project Manager position also requires an above-average knowledge of print production capabilities to insure that projects are produced on schedule, within budget and above expectations. And this means more than just overseeing your standard postcard project...experience with complex printing methods, multiple languages versioning and global distribution is desired. This position requires a Bachelor’s degree and 4+ years of print production and project management experience. Relevant candidates will have the ability to manage multiple projects and priorities, as well as strong organizational skills and demonstrated leadership ability. Excellent communication skills and a history of managing vendor relationships are also a must.

FINANCIAL ANALYST The Financial Analyst will participate in the budgeting and forecasting process on a global basis with a focus on all aspects of the P&L for the Burton Corporation and subsidiaries. This role will also include maintaining P&L modeling and the Profitability Analysis (PA) system, preparing and analyzing financial tracking reports, value added analysis, and supplying internal customer support and training related to various financial tools. The Financial Analyst will act as a liaison to budget cost center managers, business unit directors and sale managers to provide training and supports on various financial-related tools; pricing tools, ROI analysis, budget templates, and sales programs analysis. Additionally, this individual will participate in the P&L preparation, summary overviews, and other analysis and duties as assigned. This position will also prepare and analyze global overhead and depreciation rates and determine inventory values and year-end write-down projections. This position requires a Bachelor's degree in business, accounting or finance and at least five years related experience. Must be able to interact effectively with all levels of management during the presentation of financials and the training of proper budgeting techniques. Qualified candidates will possess strong oral and written communication skills, a solid analytical background, and will be highly organized with excellent time management skills. The candidate should be self-directed, a fast learner, and work well independently within ongoing deadlines. Strong PC skills including, but not limited to Access, Excel, Word and Microsoft Outlook are necessary as well. Extensive experience with Microsoft Excel is required. Experience with SAP and/or Hyperion is desired.

To apply, email cover letter and resumé to

jobs@burton.com Burton offers competitive salaries and benefits including: health and welfare, 401(k) retirement plan, flexible spending plans, paid vacation, great product discounts, and health club reimbursement, all in a fun and casual atmosphere.

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT BARTENDING SCHOOL n Hands-on Training n National Certification n Job Assistance

1-888-4drinks

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Spa Therapists: needed for skincare, manicures and pedicures in fast-growing spa. Great location, healthy environment. License required.

is looking foran energetic team playerfor

Group/Catering Sales Manager This position will be responsible forselling weddings and catered functions.This is a full-time,salaried position with benefits. A minimum of 2 years in hospitality banquet/sales environment preferred.

Please submit resumé to: Fran Aldrich, Human Resources frana@vtculinaryresort.com or fax 802-764-1493.

The Inn at Essex is an EOE.

Spa Receptionist: part-time, flexible schedule, fun environment. Great attitude and prior customer service experience required. Email jobs@dishbeautylounge.com or call 802-657-3233.

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Sustainable Agriculture COMMUNITY DEVELOPMENT

employment@sevendaysvt.com Part-time, grant-funded, Independent Contractor position. The North Country Farming Network is a grassroots organization with a mission to revive the base of small farms in north/central Vermont, through Norwich is a unique academic institution, combining strong traditions, a beautiful campus, and innovative educational programs. We are looking for talented people for the following current openings:

HEAD COACH VOLLEYBALL & SENIOR WOMEN'S ADMINISTRATOR Organize and coach a new Women’s Volleyball team; oversee the administration of all women’s athletics.

HEAD COACH WOMEN'S SOCCER AND LACROSSE Coach an established Women’s Soccer team; organize and coach a new Women’s Lacrosse team to begin in academic year 20062007.

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Production Associate

Find complete announcements for these and other opportunities on our website, www.norwich.edu, under Employment. To apply, send a cover letter and resumé to the listed opening:

Human Resources 158 Harmon Drive Northfield, VT 05663 or by email: jobs@norwich.edu. Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and longterm disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Full-time

Visit our website at www.norwich.edu.

If you thrive under daily deadline pressure, then this job is for you! Vermont Public Radio seeks a Production Associate to work behind the scenes creating great public radio.

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This position provides a variety of production and programming support services including writing and producing on-air promotions and preparing daily broadcast logs. This position, by design, provides flexibility for the varied programming and production needs that arise at VPR. If you are well organized, computer savvy and possess exceptional oral and written communication skills, we’d like to meet you. You will need a Bachelor’s degree, a strong knowledge of public radio and a keen interest in the world around you. This position is full-time and is open until filled.

Associate Producer Part-time

Join Vermont Public Radio’s News Department as a part-time Associate Producer. Post daily stories and create news pages for vpr.net. Maintain the VPR news archive. Produce VPR’s Morning Edition one day a week, which includes writing news copy and working with audio files.

“Farmers helping farmers to achieve self-sufficiency.” We are seeking an experienced

Grant Writer/ Development Coordinator If you are committed to sustainable agriculture, understand issues faced by farmers, and have strong oral and written communication skills, we want to hear from you! Farming/ marketing experience a plus! Please submit resumé and letter of interest by February 7, 2005 to:

NCFN C/o Lorraine McBride 1234 Jones Brook Road Montpelier, VT 05602 Lmcbride@pshift.com

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We are growing and looking for friendly, enthusiastic people to join our team!

Customer Service Representative Answer phone, take orders & provide customer service to mail order & wholesale customers while providing administrative support for the marketing department. Friendly phone personality, exceptional attention to detail, strong keyboarding, data entry & computer skills a must. Most important is the ability to juggle multiple tasks with accuracy in a fast-paced environment. Full-time, permanent position with benefits. 9AM-5:30PM, Mon-Fri. Send cover letter & resumé to address below.

Retail Sales Associates Seeking passionate chocolate lovers who enjoy working with the public. No experience necessary, but prior retail experience a plus.

Broadcast news or daily journalism experience desired. Candidates should possess a Bachelor’s degree, a strong knowledge of public radio, and skills to build basic website pages.

Part-time positions available at our Church St. location. Stop by to complete an application or send resumé attention Gary Coffey to gary@lakechamplain chocolates.com or to the address below.

Position is half-time with morning hours and is open until filled.

Customer Service Representative Lake Champlain Chocolates 750 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-864-1806 or email employment@ lakechamplainchocolates.com

Please send your cover letter, resumé and examples of work to:

Linny Curtis, Vermont Public Radio 365 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 VPR is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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EMPLOYMENT A Place to Grow Children’s Center seeks a flexible, energetic, reliable teacher for a float/Twos teaching position. Shift is Monday-Friday, 11am-7:30pm. (Would consider 2, part-time teachers). CDA or AS in ECE or related field preferred, positive experience required. Benefits. Please call Robin Rielly at (802) 862-6299 or fax or mail your resumé to:

Work it.

Lake Champlain Land Trust Conservation Internship Internship available at beloved conservation organization dedicated to saving our lakeshore and natural areas. Work in all aspects of land conservation from office work, to assisting on public hikes, to stewardship! A great opportunity to gain experience. Position is in our Burlington office 10 to 40 hours a week depending on candidate’s schedule. Must have exceptional computer and personal skills. Unpaid position, though a small stipend is provided. Send your resume to intern@LCLT.org for consideration.

Burlington Health & Rehabilitation Center 300 Pearl Street • Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: (802) 863-8016

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Join the Small Dog team! S U P P L Y

NURSE MANAGER

Salary commensurate with experience. Excellent benefits package. Submit resumé to address below.

CASE MANAGER/SUPERVISOR Consumer-oriented Case Manager needed to provide service coordination, advocacy and staff supervision for six individuals with developmental disabilities living in a residential home in Rutland.

For a fun, fast paced time. Job Opening in our Accounting Department: The ideal candidate would have the ability to multitask in a fast-paced environment. Prior bookkeeping, Macintosh computer, and/or purchasing experience is a must. Day to day activities include reconciliation and collections of cash and accounts receivables, purchasing and inventory receiving, customer service and sales-related tasks. Reporting directly to the CFO, this position is a full time position with full benefits. Please e-mail your resume to Hapy Mayer at: Hapy@smalldog.com, no phone calls please.

Small Dog Electronics is a non-smoking environment, smokers need not apply. We are a member of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility.

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Logic Supply, Inc. Waterbury, Vermont 802 244 8302 www.logicsupply.com

Senior Technical Consultant

Position requires BA and experience with developmental/ health disabilities. Team player with excellent time and documentation management skills required. Submit resumé to address below.

Human Resources Rutland Mental Health Services PO Box 222 Rutland, VT 05702

Logic Supply is a fast growing technology company focused on the mini-ITX market. Logic Supply offers a small-company feel, a team environment, and the chance to learn and grow.

Intermediate Care Facility Innovative Nurse Manager needed to oversee and administer healthcare for six individuals with significant developmental disabilities in a beautiful residential home. This state-of-theart Intermediate Care Facility is the only facility in the state that provides a nurturing home that supports individuals to be fully integrated in their community. This is a wonderful leadership opportunity for an RN to provide individualized nursing care in a non-medical, multidisciplinary, team-oriented environment. The ideal candidate will have significant clinical experience and demonstrated leadership ability. Experience working with individuals with developmental disabilities is preferred. Eligible for Vermont license.

Small Dog Electronics, Inc. is an equal employment opportunity employer. Employment decisions are based on merit and business needs, and not on race, color, citizenship status, national origin, ancestry, gender, sexual orientation, age, religion, creed, physical or mental disability, marital status, veteran status, political affiliation, or any other factor protected by law. Small Dog Electronics complies with the law regarding reasonable accommodation for handicapped and disabled employees.

We are seeking a self-starter with a background in computers and the skills to provide technical sales support to customers, assist in the technical aspects of assembling computer systems, and oversee the company website, and IT infrastructure. Duties involve consulting with sales staff and customers, designing new product solutions, troubleshooting, testing components and providing training to non-technical staff. Knowledge of Windows, software, and PC hardware a must, knowledge of HTML, PHP, Linux, or databases a plus.

Shipping Specialist We're seeking a Shipping Specialist to handle all shipping related activities. Responsibilities include receiving goods, keeping track of stock, pick/packing & shipping orders, taking order-related customer calls, and updating our inventory database. Candidates must have strong communication skills and have the ability to deliver excellent customer service. He/she must be detail oriented and focused on quality and efficiency. Experience with fulfillment a plus. Qualified candidates will have an interest and background in technology, and the ability to learn the Logic Supply product line quickly. Check us out on the web at: www.logicsupply.com. Please send your resume to HR@logicsupply.com.

Compassion Care Comfort Community Commitment of Northern New England

A family-like atmosphere. Passion for helping people. A commitment to our community. These are just a few of the reasons employees are attracted to Gifford. But more importantly, it’s why they stay. Career opportunities available in the following areas:

Clinical: • • • • • • • •

Central Sterile Technician LPN or Healthcare Assistant, Podiatry LPN Urology Nurse Manager, Patient Care Services Radiology Manager Respiratory Therapist, per diem RN, OR and RN, Long-term Care Weekend Lab Technologist

Non-Clinical: • After School Program Assistant Teacher • Housekeeper

Expedite your application! Apply online at www.giffordmed.org • EOE

PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote, and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

NURSE PRACTITIONER/FLOAT Join Planned Parenthood! Seeking a women’s health/gynecological Nurse Practitioner for a part-time (30 hours weekly) Practitioner/Float position in northern Vermont. The ideal candidate will be available to work a flexible schedule Monday through Saturday, 8am-8pm, to accommodate our different locations’ hours of operation. The region covers Planned Parenthood’s northeast (St. Johnsbury, Newport, Barre, Randolph) and northwest (St. Albans, Burlington, Waterbury and Hyde Park) Health Centers. Travel time and mileage reimbursed at the standard rate. Benefits available. Vermont licensure and DEA required. If you are interested in joining a great team, please respond with resumé, cover letter, salary requirements and three professional references by January 30th to:

Regional Manager Planned Parenthood of Northern New England 23 Mansfield Ave. Burlington, Vermont 05401 Or email: humanresources@ppnne.org Proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer

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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT

7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT PLANT OPERATOR

Part-time, M-F, 8:30-2:30, hours somewhat negotiable. Computer aptitude a must; experience with Word a plus. Duties include: transcribing dictation, form document generation, scheduling, and general clerical.

Veolia Water North America is looking for a Plant Operator for their Water-Wastewater Plant at Smugglers’ Notch Resort.

busy.

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PO Box 339, Montpelier, VT 05601

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New locally owned restaurant/café in Williston Village. Opening late January. Full and part-time positions available for cooks, assistant cooks, assistant bakers, counter and servers.

email resumé to: herskowitzvt@aol.com

Café Manager A fast-paced bakery/café is looking for an energetic, organized, friendly person with great customer service and management skills.

Responsibilities include collecting daily water and wastewater samples for PH testing, chlorine residuals and turbidity, reading of water meters and daily documentation of test results and usage of water and wastewater and preventative maintenance of the building and plant equipment. B.S. in Environmental Studies or equivalent experience in Water-Wastewater operation, computer and valid driver’s license is required. Certification preferred but not required. Smugglers’ Notch, Vermont 0

Apply at Mirabelles 198 Main St. Burlington

Goddard College WGDR RADIO STATION MANAGER Goddard College is seeking a Radio Station Manager for WGDR radio station. This position will direct and manage all operations of the College community radio station in compliance with federal regulations, and College, community and listeners’ needs, conduct fundraising activities to support the station and supervise the fiscal and physical development of the station. Position also supervises one staff and over 70 volunteers. Successful candidates will have a Bachelor’s degree in media or a related field with a Master’s degree desirable, plus four to six years experience in radio production. Please submit a resumé with cover letter to be received by January 30 to:

Pam Kinniburgh, Human Resources Office Goddard College, 123 Pitkin Road Plainfield, VT 05667 Email: kinniburghp@goddard.edu Goddard is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. We encourage qualified candidates from groups underrepresented in our institution to apply.

Protective Care Resource Specialist The Child Care Support Services at the Family Center of Northwestern Vermont is looking for a full-time Resource Development Specialist who will focus on Protective Caregiver recruitment, referral and professional development services. BA in Early Childhood Education or equivalent and knowledge of the Child Care Regulatory System preferred. Send letter of interest and resumé to address below.

Behavior Interventionist Seeking responsible, trustworthy, caring individuals to work in a school setting assisting children and young adults with developmental disabilities. Must be comfortable with all aspects of personal care. Must be willing and able to learn about and implement use of communication devices. LNA preferred but not necessary. Experience as a paraeducator a plus. Current valid driver’s license and reliable transportation required. Position takes place in northeastern Franklin County. Full-time positions with benefits, part-time positions, and substitute positions available. Pay based on skill and experience. Please send letter of interest and resumé to address below by January 25, 2005.

107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 E.O.E.

HUMAN RESOURCES MANAGER Vermont Adult Learning (VAL), a nonprofit and the statewide provider of adult education, literacy and work-readiness programs, seeks a Human Resources Manager to administer the systems associated with the organization’s regional staff of over 100 employees. The HR Manager will work closely with management to ensure that policies and procedures comply with laws & regulations, establish and monitor personnel systems, review & make recommendations regarding compensation and benefits, act as liaison in employee relations, and coordinate appropriate trainings. Qualifications include knowledge of and experience with employer laws & regulations and general HR functions. Applicant should possess Bachelor’s degree and 3-5 years experience in human resources functions and demonstrate strong interpersonal, organizational and communication skills. Experience with nonprofit organizations helpful. Comprehensive benefit package provided. Job description available upon request. Send cover letter and resume by Friday, February 11th to:

Angela Corbin, Vermont Adult Learning 60 S. Main Street Waterbury, VT 05676 AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER

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YOU Make a Difference

Maintenance Tech I: Seeking individual with HVAC knowledge and residential furnaces and boiler experience. State apprentice or journeyman apprentice in one of the trades preferred. HS diploma and valid driver’s license required. Full-time nights/ rotation. Thursday/Friday 8-hour shifts, Saturday/Sunday 12-hours shifts. UHC. Posting #04-2188 Maintenance Tech II: Provides preventive and corrective maintenance on all facility and building HVAC systems. Completes specialized repairs in areas of technical expertise. HS diploma and valid driver’s license required. State journeyman’s license in one of the trades or Class II (NILUPE) or ASOPE preferred. Cumulative numbers of years’ experience may be considered in place of license. Full-time evenings 3-11, UHC. Posting #04-1980 Fletcher Allen Health Care offers a comprehensive benefits package and competitive salaries. To apply, use our online resumé builder at www.fahc.org or send your cover letter and resumé to:

fahcjobs@vtmednet.org Human Resources, FAHC 111 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 Scannable resumés should be on white paper with standard fonts, no bold, underline or italics. Please list posting number when applying. EOE

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Alex's Restaurant at the Vermont Soup Company

Weekend Cook

is seeking WAIT STAFF, BUS PERSON & DISHWASHER breakfast, lunch and dinner. Great food, casual work environment, flexibility to work AM shifts a plus. Employee meals included.

Noon meal, home-cooked food, 30-40 people, out by 2:00 p.m. Call 985-2472 for job description and application.

Looking for extra hours? Reliable, motivated, mature individual for cashier/clerk position.

Weekend hours a must!

Call Alex or Courtney to schedule an interview, (802) 862-5678 or stop by the Vermont Soup Company at 1636 Williston Road, S. Burlington.

Apply in person at: Kerry’s Kwik Stop 249 St. Paul St. Burlington, VT 05401

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Criminal Court Advocate (40 hours/week with benefits) for a shelter for two women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The CCA works closely with the team at the shelter and at the State’s Attorney’s Office, provides support and advocacy for women when criminal charges against the abuser are involved, works with women in shelter, and answers the hotline. We require a team worker with knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor’s degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience. Send resumé by 2/4/05 to:

Clarina Howard Nichols Center PO Box 517 Morrisville, VT 05661

Coordinator – Case Manager Are you looking for an opportunity to work with goal-oriented clients who are attaining better jobs, education and even homeownership? Statewide housing provider has grant funding for one year (future funding subject to grant renewals). Position is responsible for implementing innovative self-sufficiency programs and involves planning, coordination and supervision of intake, services and marketing. Excellent organizational, time management, supervisory skills and strong interpersonal skills and sensitivity to the needs of a diverse public a must! Degree plus 3-5 years in social service and/or outreach work, preferably in economic self-sufficiency programs. Position is based in Montpelier. Vermont State Housing Authority is an EOE that offers a competitive salary and benefit package. Send cover letter and resumé to:

HR, Vermont State Housing Authority One Prospect Street, Montpelier, VT 05602-3556 Visit our website: www.vsha.org for more details.

EOE

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WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H Full-time Mental Health Counselor: Join an innovative treatment team providing assistance to an older woman in the process of recovery. The team is oriented to progress occurring within the context of a positive relationship. This is a great opportunity for someone wanting to get some valuable training and a foot in the door in the helping profession. Duties include encouraging skill acquisition, promoting personal responsibility and providing assistance in building a meaningful life in the community. Some evening and weekend hours. Competitive salary and benefits. BA, experience working with the mentally ill and excellent clinical skills preferred. Creativity, willingness to work hard, commitment to the recovery model, ability to work well with a team, good driving record (and safe, reliable, insured vehicle) and sense of humor required. Only qualified applicants will receive a response. Valid driver’s license, good driving record and safe insured vehicle required. Send letter of interest and resumé by January 19, 2005, to:

WCMHS, Personnel PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact: (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 personnel@wcmhs.org • www.wcmhs.org

YOU Make a Difference

Part-time Maintenance Tech II: Provides preventive and corrective maintenance on all facility and building systems. HS diploma and valid driver’s license required. State journeyman’s license in one of the trades or Class II (NILUPE) preferred. Cumulative number of years experience may be considered in place of license. Part-time: 16 hours – weekends only, all three shifts available. Posting #04-903 Fletcher Allen Health Care offers a comprehensive benefits package and competitive salaries. To apply, use our online resumé builder at www.fahc.org or send your cover letter and resumé to:

fahcjobs@vtmednet.org (no attachment) or mail to: Human Resources, FAHC 111 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 Scannable resumés should be on white paper with standard fonts, no bold, underline or italics. Please list posting number when applying.

EOE

CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2004-2005 Non-Licensed Openings Shelburne Community School PART-TIME HIGH NEEDS SPEC. EDUC. PARAEDUCATOR – Immediate opening. The Shelburne School District is seeking an energetic and creative individual interested in working with students with multiple disabilities in a private setting for after school and weekend hours (flexible hours). Prior experience helpful but not necessary. Significant training and support are offered. If interested, please apply online at www.school spring.com to S.O. with a resumé and three letters of reference. For more information you may contact Patty Spagnolo or Jodi Blanchard at 985-3331. INSTRUCTIONAL PARAEDUCATOR – Immediate opening. We are looking for an energetic and independent individual to work with middle school-aged students. Qualified candidates will be self-starters and have an interest in and experience with adolescents. Significant support and training are provided to the right candidate. Responsibilities include supporting a dynamic team of teachers and special educator, and providing support and instruction to a variety of learners. Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com with a resumé and three letters of reference. For further information, please call Patty Spagnolo at 383-1132.

World-leading technology team, incredible office space, benefits galore and ski passes, exciting work environment, talented colleagues and more! Current openings in Burlington, Vermont:

Technical Support Accounting Candidates interested in the Technical Support position MUST be fluent with Photoshop, Flash, HTML and JavaScript as well as have recent, relevant customer service experience. Extraordinary communication and problemsolving skills are critical to this position. Candidates interested in our Accounting position will ensure smooth operation of day-to-day functions in AP and AR, help with month-end closing and prepare ad hoc reports. Your BS in accounting or a related field will be put to good use! Experience of at least 3 years is required for this position. Related automotive industry experience is a plus! If you thrive in a challenging, fast-paced workplace, please email your resumé to:

careers@dealer.com

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Williamstown Middle High School

Chittenden County Transportation Authority

1.0 FTE Middle School Math Teacher

2005-2006 School Year

Transit Planner

The candidate of choice will be dynamic, studentcentered, with experience in standards-based math instruction using differentiated instruction strategies and working as part of a team.

We’re seeking a dynamic individual proficient in both quantitative and qualitative skills to work with the planning department on service planning, route design, system evaluation, grant writing, and ridership tracking. This position requires meticulous numerical calculations, strong spreadsheet, writing and problem-solving skills.

FULL-TIME COUNTER POSITIONS available in fastpaced bakery/café, for motivated and energetic individuals. Don't miss out.

Apply in person. 198 Main St. Burlington

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Qualifications: Must be eligible for appropriate Vermont licensure. Please submit cover letter, resumé, three letters of reference, transcripts, and certification documents by January 30, 2005 to: Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hebert Rd, Williamstown, VT 05679 EOE

Position includes competitive wages a full benefits package. Please e-mail to your information humanresources@ cctaride.org. EOE.

C • C • T • A CHITTENDEN COUNTY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

Office Assistant - P/T Engaging minds that change the world

Asbestos & Lead Worker Physical Plant 2 positions available. Perform environmental hazard cleanup including asbestos abatement, lead related activities, mold remediation and pigeon guano, emergency response in accordance with State and Federal regulations, procedures and practices. High school diploma and one year of related experience required, or an equivalent combination. Must be certified or capable of being certified as State of Vermont asbestos worker within 60 days. Required to use breathing apparatus. Valid Vermont driver's license or ability to obtain, and driver's check required. Must be able to pass physical examination appropriate to the conditions of this position. Knowledge of lead industry and associated Federal and State regulations. Smokers will not be considered due to research that indicates there is a high medical risk when working with asbestos. Must work and maneuver on ladders, staging and in cramped/confined spaces (tunnels). Ability to lift 50 lbs. and push/pull 80-100 lbs. Bargaining Unit position. Only applicants with thoroughly completed on-line applications will be considered. For further information, or to apply with electronic application, resume and cover letter for ##030573/030575, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com. Tel: 802-656-3494. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.

Front office reception & administrative office duties for fast-paced statewide nonprofit. Data entry, correspondence, mailings, maintain/procure supplies, special project support. Must be a "people-person" who is MS Office proficient, detail-oriented, self-directed; have excellent writing/editing/typing/ communication skills. 25 hours/ week, $10/hour plus prorated benefits. Resumé/cover letter by 1/31 to:

VT Campaign to End Childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 www.vtnohunger.org

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Join a Local Industry Leader! Controlled Energy Corporation (CEC) of Waitsfield, Vermont is the nation’s leading source for innovative and energy-efficient water heating products. Our products are manufactured by premier global companies in the water heating industry including BOSCH, Ariston and Applied Energy. Our company is experiencing continued strong growth and we are filling several new positions at our Waitsfield,Vermont Headquarters. OUR CURRENT OPENINGS INCLUDE:

DIRECTOR OF FIRST IMPRESSIONS (aka Receptionist) This is a key front-line position for incoming sales and corporate phone calls, as well as welcoming visitors to our Mad River Park office in Waitsfield (other office administration responsibilities too). Qualified candidates should possess proven customer service skills, high computer literacy with MS Office, demonstrated office experience, and a positive, team-oriented attitude.

FINANCE COORDINATOR As a key member of our Finance team, this position is responsible for processing incoming orders, posting financial information, handling invoices and other accounting responsibilities. Qualified candidates should have a minimum of two years office experience with accounting experience strongly preferred.

FINANCE COORDINATOR

Professional Nurses Service is seeking a pro-active, detailoriented, positive team player to join our Finance team. Responsibilities include filing, data entry, generating reports, and assisting with billing & payroll functions. Two years bookkeeping experience required. A sense of humor is a must! Please send cover letter and resumé to:

Human Resources, Professional Nurses Service P.O. Box 188, Winooski, VT 05404 802-655-7111 or 1-800-446-8773 K.Grenon@pronurses.com • EOE

LICENSED MENTAL HEALTH CLINICIANS sought to join established, interdisciplinary mental health practice. New contracts and additional office space have created opportunities for both full- and parttime clinicians. At this time, we are specifically looking for clinicians with experience in:

Eating Disorders • Early Childhood Assessment Behavioral Medicine • Psychological Testing • Adolescent Services Our practice serves children, adolescents, adults and families. We offer individual, couples and group therapy services through seven Burlington area locations. We work with all payors and managed care intermediaries, and we have contracts with many area agencies. We provide full administrative support and billing services. If you’re interested in joining a friendly, collaborative outpatient group practice, please respond by CV to:

Otter Creek Associates, Attn: Jo-Ann 86 Lake Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or by email to jo-ann@ocamhs.com

GRAPHIC DESIGNER Seeking a talented designer to work on printed materials, exhibit elements, and/or illustrations for a variety of publications, displays, and other media including CEC websites. Proven graphics and production experience required.

SALES ASSISTANT This is a key front-line position providing customer service and support for our wholesale customers to include answering sales calls, data entry of customer and sales information, and other customer service/support responsibilities. This is an entry-level position with opportunities for career growth for the right candidate. Qualified candidates should possess proven customer service skills, high computer literacy with MS Office, demonstrated office experience, and a positive, team-oriented attitude.

TECHNICAL SERVICE REPRESENTATIVES (2 positions) Are you passionate about helping people to solve technical challenges? These positions provide technical support over the phone to install, troubleshoot and repair our full line of water heaters. Skills and experience in telephone support, documentation, troubleshooting and repairing equipment/appliances, communication, and strong computer skills desired. WE ALSO HAVE SEVERAL OUT-OF-STATE SALES AND TRAINING POSITIONS OPEN NOW. Submit your resumé to

cec@gfc.com, fax to 802-651-7305 or mail to Megan Einermann – CEC Jobs, GFC PO Box 447, Burlington, Vermont 05402-0447 For more information go to:

www.controlledenergy.com/jobs or call 802-651-7202. CEC is an EOE

RETAIL SALES CAREER OPPORTUNITY - Essex, VT Excellent Income Potential • Continuous Training Supportive Team Environment • Advancement Potential Excellent Benefits including health, dental, vacation, 401k and stock purchase Career opportunity for a professional with excellent communication and customer service skills and a desire to sell in a fast-paced, technology-focused environment. Prior sales or customer service experience required. Computer skills and the ability to work evenings and weekends required. Please send resumé with cover letter to:

Human Resources 6 Telecom Drive Bangor, ME 04401 fax: (207) 973-3427 email: candacelk@unicel.com www.Unicel.com EOE

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EMPLOYMENT Coaching Vacancies ESSEX H IGH S CHOOL We are now accepting applications for the following coaching positions for the 2004-05 school year:

Freshman Softball Coach Pays $2025/season For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

EOE

PT Peer Outreach Workers

Northeastern Family Institute NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

AWAKE OVERNIGHT STAFF NFI is seeking Awake Overnight Counselors for its residential programs for youth. Experience working with children and adolescents desired. This is a full-time position with benefits. We offer a competitive salary. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Call Jaime Wark today at 658-3924 Ext 624 or email your resumé to: jlwark@earthlink.net. EOE

When we created a soda that is good for you, good for the environment and good to drink, we also created a socially responsible company that is great to work for.

Executive Assistant We need an executive assistant to support our rapid growth. This person will be results and detail oriented and come to us with the strong computer and administrative skills necessary to support marketing, human resources, finance and executive activities. Energy, organization and professionalism will ensure success. As we grow, there will be opportunity to move into more senior roles. If you think you are the right person for us, please email a cover letter and resume to jobs@zotasoda.com.

Enforth, Inc. / The Zota Soda Company, LLC 156 College St, Burlington, VT 05401 fax: 815-328-3434

I NSTRUCTORS WANTED The Essex Parks and Recreation Department

Spectrum is hiring Peer Outreach Workers to work in our drop-in center and street based programs.

is looking for new instructors for the Spring 2005 Extended School Program. The Extended School Program provides quality after-school programming for Essex youth.

You must between 16 and 21-years-old. Duties include: connecting with peers on the street and in the drop-in center, maintaining the safety of the drop-in center, meal preparation, and peer support. Apply by emailing: tmessier@spectrumvt.org No phone calls, please.

If you have a skill or hobby you would like to teach or know someone who would like to teach, please call the Essex Parks and Recreation at (802) 878-1342.

DISHWASHER/PREP COOK: Full-time, evening and weekend hours, must be able to work a flexible schedule. Must enjoy working in a fastpaced, high volume kitchen. Prior experience, kitchen sanitation skills and good knife skills needed. A friendly and professional demeanor required. We offer competitive wages, benefits and a team-oriented place to work. Interested applicants can apply in person to: Windjammer Restaurant 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403

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PLYMOUTH TOY & BOOK, a toy manufacturer and book publisher seeks telemarketers for business to business sales. Must have strong sales background, thrive in a fast paced environment, be a self starter, have strong computer skills and be a team player. Great work environment/ health benefits. Salary + commission.

Confidential reply to: Vice President PLYMOUTH TOY & BOOK PO Box 321 Vergennes, VT 05491

EARLY CHILDHOOD SPECIALIST: Part-time (20 hours per week) position working with both children and families-at-risk and the providers of services to these families. Position requires knowledge and understanding of services for families and children, child development, best childcare practice and the ability to work in a variety of settings. Sense of humor, patience, good communication skills and reliable transportation.

Content Manager and Developer, Electronic Media Stowe based Marketing Department for industry leading Internet bank now seeks a Content Manager to develop new e-content for all electronic channels, including Web sites, banners, and email. The successful candidate will be creative, personable, and tech savvy, with experience designing and creating Web pages, banners and HTML email. The Content Manager will act as primary liaison to the Web Development group and will also work closely with our Web Site Editor, internal design and copywriting staff, and brand management. You must be able to independently manage multiple projects simultaneously, and have strong project management skills. The position requires an undergraduate degree and a demonstrated working ability in HTML and popular web design software. Position offers competitive pay and corporate benefit package. To apply today, send name and brief cover memo to ken.liatsos@everbank.com. NO CALLS PLEASE. Only qualified candidates will be contacted.

Position #086 Sterling Area Services seeks to hire immediately for a part-time, after-school position. Full-time employment may be possible in the future. Staff will provide personnal care support in home and community settings to a 13-yearold boy with autism. Team players will training in behavioral support and/or nonverbal communication strategies are preferred. Some lifting may be required. All applicants must be licensed and able to provide reliable transportation. This young man would prefer to add a male role model to his support team if possible.

Addison County Childcare Services 81 Water Street Middlebury, VT 05753

Sterling Area Services, Inc. Attn: Melody Plante, Position #086 PO Box 1207 Morrisville, VT 05661 Or fax: (802) 888-1182

The Center is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

EOE

Please send resumé and references by 1/28/05 to:

Warehouse Inventory & Inside Sales Opportunity New England’s leading construction materials supplier is seeking a qualified individual for our Williston,VT location. Construction people, are you tired of HOT summers and COLD winters? Come inside and start a new career in Material Sales. Warehouse Duties to start. Send/fax resumé and salary requirements to: AH Harris & Sons, Inc. 994 South Brownell Road Williston, VT 05495 Fax: (802)860-1040

Sales/Account Management Position SUI, International of Williston, seeks aggressive people to fill key career positions in our sales dept. Responsibilities include account prospecting and development. Occasional travel possible, computer literacy essential. College degree or appropriate experience required. Full benefits. Please mail resumé to: SUI, International, 380 Hurricane Lane, Suite 201, Williston, Vt. 05495, "Attn: Director of Sales". Or you may email resumé to: info@pinsource.com. EOE

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Community & Residential Support Staff: Provide support to an engaging, fun and active developmentally disabled young woman in her community and home in Burlington area. We are looking for individuals who are enthusiastic, flexible and willing to work as part of a team. Experience working with challenging behaviors helpful. Regular hours (20-30 hours) with flexible scheduling. Excellent reimbursement, great learning opportunity and meaningful work.

If interested, call Tammy at (802) 864-9181 or email tamazonvt@yahoo.com.

WEBSITE DESIGNER

ALLENBROOK HOMES FOR YOUTH is seeking qualified individuals for two positions:

Rennline Design, a Porsche performance parts and accessories company, seeks experienced, creative and motivated individual for website design and maintenance. Knowledge of e-commerce and web marketing preferred. Position is part-time with flexible hours, pay based on experience. Email resumé to:

Sales@rennline.com or fax to 802-655-6283

Alternate Teaching Parent to work 20 hours per week to work with teens in a community-based residence. Awake Overnight Staff to supervise home from 10pm – 6am, two to three nights a week. Both positions require a criminal record check. Please send resumé and three reference numbers to:

LuCinda Richmond Allenbrook Homes for Youth 102 Allen Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 (802) 658-1433

employment@sevendaysvt.com • employment@sevendaysvt.com Vermont Center for Independent Living

EOE

A nonprofit disability rights organization seeks a

Full-time Funding Specialist for the Sue Williams Freedom Fund, based in the Shelburne office. Must have excellent communication skills and experience with spreadsheets, database systems and excellent people skills. Send resumé to Sarah Wendell at VCIL, 11 E. State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602 Deadline for resumé: January 28, 2005.

OFFICE MANAGER: Interested in confronting violence in your community? The Domestic Abuse Education Project is seeking an organized person interested in supporting our mission by serving as office manager.This half-time position requires strong administrative and computer skills, including word processing and data management. Send resumé to:

DAEP Program Director Spectrum/DAEP 31 Elmwood Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Spectrum is an EOE

SECURITY GUARD:

Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403

If you answer “yes” or “I could do that” to all of these, and are ready to work for a great organization alongside wonderful colleagues, this could be your dream job! The Green Mountain Club, maintainer and protector of Vermont’s Long Trail since 1910, is seeking a great communicator at our headquarters in Waterbury Center, half-time or more, to become our Director of Communications. Flexible weekday hours, some telecommuting encouraged. Competitive salary and benefits. For a full job description visit www.greenmountainclub.org. Mail cover letter, resumé and references postmarked by February 1st to:

Green Mountain Club, 4711 Waterbury-Stowe Rd. Waterbury Center, VT 05677 EOE

The successful candidate will work in both traditional and alternative classroom settings, one-on-one, with a high school IEP student. This position requires patience, knowledge of behavioral approaches, and a calm, reassuring manner. Associate's degree or equivalent required. Send cover letter, resumé, three letters of reference, and transcripts to:

Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hebert Rd, Williamstown, VT 05679

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Looking for a person to provide daily support for a challenging boy with developmental disabilities in the Barre area. This will be a home/activity-based position, must be able to work evenings, 40-hour benefited position. Candidates must have a valid Vermont operator’s license and a reliable, insured vehicle. Training provided. Send resumé with letter of interest to:

Sterling Area Services, Inc. PO Box 1207 Morrisville, VT 05661 Or call 1-800-698-7602 and ask for Sarah. EOE

Excellent Employment Opportunity! Are you a capable writer? Website wiz? Public relations spinmeister? Savvy brand manager? Hip marketer? Deft editor? Earnest face-to-face ambassador of good will?

SPECIAL ED PARAPROFESSIONAL Williamstown Middle High School

EOE

Positions #82 & 83

Part-time, possibility of full-time, 11pm-7am, two shifts per week. Must have a valid driver’s license and good driving record. Responsible for driving the hotel shuttle van and maintaining security in the buildings and grounds. Some minor maintenance repair skills helpful. Must be able to handle conflict in a professional manner, have a friendly attitude and enjoy working with the public. Prior hospitality experience helpful. Interested applicants can apply in person to:

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S TAT E O F V E R M O N T For the people…the place… the possibilities.

Norwich is a unique academic institution, combining strong traditions, a beautiful campus, and innovative educational programs. We are looking for a talented person for the following new position:

ADMISSIONS NEW MARKETS AND ATHLETIC RECRUITING DIRECTOR Plan and implement targeted outreach to prospective students in geographic areas identified by market analysis. Coordinate recruiting for varsity sports with 18 Head Coaches and two athletic recruiting staff. Develop transition programs for students from new areas and underrepresented groups. Extensive higher education admissions experience and demonstrated success is required. Must have exceptional interpersonal skills and willingness to travel. Find a complete announcement for this and other opportunities on our website, www.norwich.edu, under Employment. To apply, send a cover letter and resumé to:

Admissions New Markets Director Search Human Resources, 158 Harmon Drive Northfield, VT 05663 or by email: jobs@norwich.edu. Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and longterm disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Visit our website at www.norwich.edu.

MEDICAL CASE MANAGER

DIRECTOR OF COMMUNICATIONS/PRINCIPAL ASSISTANT

Department of Tourism and Marketing oftoBuildings Generalprofessional Services TellDepartment Vermont’s story the world. and Experienced sought to lead the Department of Tourism & Marketing’s The Division of Risk Management is seeking licensed public and trade relations efforts. Responsible for allmedical media relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; professional to coordinate and oversee health-care services for pitchingworkers. targetedMedical story ideas regional and media; injured casetomanagers worknational with claimants, development of press trips and itineraries; management of claims adjusters, and medical providers to ensure the timely media contact lists; and support for Vermont’s international delivery of appropriate services to facilitate a prompt recovery Montpelier – Exempt, Full-Time. Apply public relation initiatives. by resume, writing and a safe return tosamples work. and a minimum of three references to Sybil Chicoine, Deputy Commissioner, 6 Baldwin Street, Montpelier, VT 05633. Application Deadline: 10/10/03. Requires: possession of (or eligibility for) one of the following Log onto www.vermontpersonnel.org for job description.

licenses: registered nurse, advanced practice nurse, physician’s assistant or physician AND experience in the insurance or licensed field. Experience in workers’ compensation or occupational medicine strongly preferred.

Application Deadline: 02/01/05 To apply, interested candidates should use the online job application at www.vtstatejobs.info or contact the Department of Personnel, Employment Services at (800) 640-1657 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women, individuals with disabilities, and people from diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged to apply.

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EMPLOYMENT Human Services Instructor

Assistant Town Clerk

C ENTER FOR T ECHNOLOGY, ESSEX

The Town of Essex is accepting applications and resumés for the full-time position of Assistant Town Clerk until 4:30 pm January 21, 2005.

MARKETING REPS $10-$20 hourly! 6-9 p.m., Mon.-Thurs. This is a fun part-time job with full-time pay.

We are now accepting applications for a full-time Child Care and Human Services Instructor for the 2005-06 school year. Qualified candidate must hold (or be eligible to hold) a Vermont Educator license with a Technical Professional Educator endorsement in Human Services.

Call Dan @ (802) 862-0623 to set up an interview.

For additional information and to apply, please visit our website at www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities).

INSIDE SALES & SERVICE TECH: Looking for a career and not just a job? Griswold is looking for some top people! If you are an experienced sales person or service person in water, septic and pumps, are mechanically adept, are a customer service-oriented team player, and excited about learning new products, we may be looking for you! CAD experience is a plus. Competitive salaries plus incentives, Company paid benefits package, including health and 401k, paid vacation, and opportunities for advancement. Please send resumé to:

jobs@stgriswold.com or mail to: P.O. Box 849, 193 Industrial Avenue Williston, VT 05495 Visit us at our website: www.stgriswold.com

Northeastern Family Institute

EOE

Education & Outreach Coordinator

Full description at

www.vtbikeped.org

NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

COMMUNITY SKILLS WORKER Community Based Services has part-time openings for people to join our dynamic team. Responsibilities include one-on-one and therapeutic group activities with youth in their homes and in the community, participating as a member of client treatment teams, and supporting young people to be safe, respectful and responsible members of their communities. Strong communication skills and ability to set limits required. Must be a team player and be able to work a flexible schedule including some evenings and weekends. Previous work with children with emotional/behavioral challenges desired. Please submit cover letter and resumé to kimnolan@nafi.com or mail to:

Kim Nolan, Program Director NFI Vermont 30 Airport Road South Burlington, VT 05403

busy. We’re seeking Topnotch Talent! We are accepting applications at Stowe’s only four-star, preferred Hotel & Resort:

CATERING AND CONFERENCE SERVICES MANAGER/ COORDINATOR • EXECUTIVE ASSISTANT • FRONT OFFICE MANAGER • HOUSEKEEPING SUPERVISOR • HOUSEKEEPERS • LAUNDRY ATTENDANT • NIGHT SPA CLEANER • BELL CAPTAIN

ADULT ENTERTAINMENT PRODUCER looking for new female talent for future productions. 802-658-1464. BOOM TRUCK DRIVER: Vermont deliveries. Full benefits package, 401 K, profit sharing, good wages, overtime avail. Call John, 802658-3730. CABINET MAKER: Experienced, full-time for custom, high-end shop. Some production experience helpful. Fax resumé, 802849-6615 or PO Box 299, Fairfax, VT 05454. CAPITOL CITY FARMER’S MARKET in Montpelier accepting applications for 2005 season. Fine craft people, bakers and fruit growers encouraged to apply. Also seeking acoustic and folk musicians. 685-4360.

COUNSELOR: P/T, Burlington, 20 hours/week. Intensive Substance Abuse Program for clients in the custody of DOC, seeks a qualified counselor to facilitate groups, maintain files, complete assessments. LADC or CADC preferred but will consider a Master’s in Mental Health or Social Work. Please send resumé w/cover letter and salary history to: L. Ryan, ISAP, 50 Cherry St., Burlington, VT 05401. Email Lryan@phoenixhouse.org. EOE. DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. AM shift avail. Apply in person.

We are looking for a part-time preschool classroom aide. The hours are 12-5:30pm Monday through Friday. Come join us and work with a fun and talented team of early childhood professionals in a fast-paced multi-age classroom. Pay is $7.25-$8.25 depending on experience. Position includes paid vacation time and prorated benefits! Interested? Contact Erinn Simon at egreene@burlingtonchildrensspace.org or 658-1500 ext.12.

Also seeking reliable subs. Position open until filled, but don’t wait because we’re great! EOE

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Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Call 802-253-6420 or email your resumé to hr@topnotchresort.com

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Burlington Children’s Space is hiring! Do you like to sleep late? Do you have experience working with high-energy preschoolers? This is the job for you!

Vermont Bicycle & Pedestrian Coalition

Statewide education & advocacy organization seeks part-time staffer for bicycle safety education & outreach programs. Resume & cover letter to job@vtbikeped.org or FAX 802.223.0269. Applications due 1/25.

Information on the position may be obtained from Lilianne Lemieux at the Town Manager’s Office, 81 Main Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452. EOE

Norwich is a unique academic institution, combining strong traditions, a beautiful campus, and innovative educational programs. We are looking for talented people for the following current openings:

INSTRUCTIONAL DEVELOPER Provide technical support for web- and computer-based teaching and learning

DATA PROCESSING SPECIALISTS

Admissions and Registrar (two positions) Implement software systems using database and reporting tools to support administrative functions

INFORMATION SECURITY SPECIALIST Develop and implement information security policies and procedures; monitor software systems and address security risks Find complete announcements for these and other opportunities on our website, www.norwich.edu, under Employment. To apply, send a cover letter and resumé to the listed opening:

Human Resources, 158 Harmon Drive Northfield, VT 05663 or by email: jobs@norwich.edu. Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and longterm disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Visit our website at www.norwich.edu.

EMERGENCY SERVICES CLINICIAN: Dynamic Emergency Services Clinician needed to provide crisis stabilization services to community residents. The Emergency Team is an innovative crisis response program at Rutland Mental Health Services in partnership with Rutland Regional Medical Center’s Psychiatric Unit. The hours are flexible and variable during the day and evenings with no scheduled overnight shifts. Master’s level plus experience preferred. Excellent benefit package. Send resumés and cover letter to: Rutland Mental Health, Human Resources, PO Box 222, Rutland, VT 05702. FAT HEN MARKET IN VERGENNES is looking for a full-time employee, would prefer someone w/experience in the food retail business, but open to motivated individuals. You must be flexible in schedule, a salary position with room-to-grow. Contact Heidi, 877-2923.

GRAPHIC DESIGNER/PHOTOGRAPHY: Hampton Direct (www.hamptondirect.com) seeks part-time (15 hours per week) Graphic Designer/ Photographer to assist inhouse graphic designer. Responsibilities include product photography (digital), product illustration and drafting of instructions. Photography experience and knowledge of Illustrator and Photoshop required. Send resumé to: jobs@hampton direct.com. HAIRSTYLIST FOR BUSY BURLINGTON SALON. Salary, bonuses and health benefits. Clientele provided. Apply in person at Supercuts, 570 Shelburne Rd. or email resume to owenbob @verizon.net. 861-1000. MAINTENANCE PERSON: Part-time. Light carpentry, general handyman skills, honesty and strong work ethic req. Apply at the VT Pub & Brewery, corner of College and St. Paul, Burlington. Ask for Steve.

MARKETING DIRECTOR: National Horse Association looking for Marketing Director for its 10,000 plus membership organization. Must be proficient in MS Word, Excel, Power Point, Acess with strong communications skills. Recent grad OK. Apply by mail or email only. AMHA, 122 Bostwick Rd., Shelburne, VT 05482; email erica@morganhorse.com. NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: Find a new job? Chow! Bella in St. Albans is hiring chefs for the New Year. Contact Connie, 524-1405 or go to wwww.chowbella.us. Experience and leadership qualities are top priorities. RECEPTIONIST: Part-time, Tuesdays, Thursdays. Dental experience preferred. Fax resume to: 864-5056.

SHELBURNE ATHLETIC CLUB: is seeking cheerful, friendly, energetic, professional individuals for FT/PT desk help. Early mornings, evenings and/or weekends may be necessary. Call 9852229 for more info. Fax resumé to 985-9027. SOUS CHEF: Full-time, yearround. Dinner only, casual, fine dining restaurant, Sugarbush-area seeks qualified candidate with applicable experience. Call The Warren House, 583-2421. SPEEDER AND EARL’S is looking for morning and afternoon baristas for its Burlington and Essex Junction locations. Please apply in person at 412 Pine St., Burlington.