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“Safe Staffing” Bill Passes the Vermont House BY KEN PICARD

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OIL SLICK We eagerly anticipate Bush and Cheney’s impeachments for their violations of constitutional and international law. Meanwhile, we vote for impeachment every day by participating in the nationwide boycott of ExxonMobil Corporation, a huge corporate sponsor of the Bush/Cheney agenda [“Inside Track,” February 1]. ExxonMobil is the world’s biggest company with the largest profits of any U.S. company ever. Good people of all political stripes now see that the Bush/Cheney agenda is dictated by ExxonMobil and other moneyed interests, and that the administration delivers for its sponsors. Given the influence it has purchased in the White House as well as our Congress, a focused boycott of ExxonMobil may be the most direct way to influence government policy until the next election. ExxonMobil spends megabucks on Team Bush to get its license to pollute, while funding junk science to explain away global warming. A coalition of 15 major environmental groups (including the Sierra Club and the Union of Concerned Scientists) are asking Americans to respond by boycotting Exxon and Mobil gasolines. Sunoco, Citgo and some other oil companies have much cleaner records than ExxonMobil. Amnesty International raises strong suspicions that some of the quasi-military units ExxonMobil 1:15 PM Page 1 hires to protect its oil operations have engaged in human-rights

abuses. Indonesians claiming to be victims of ExxonMobil’s security guards filed a lawsuit against the company, alleging kidnapping, torture, rape and murder. The Bush administration, of course, helped out its corporate buddy — it successfully argued that if the case were allowed to proceed in a U.S. federal court, that would risk straining relations with Indonesia, thereby causing a “serious adverse impact on . . . the ongoing struggle against international terrorism.” We don’t buy it. Nowadays, when we go into a general store that sells Exxon or Mobil gasoline, we stock up on goodies and skip the gas to vote a big no thanks to Bush and Cheney. Paul Erlbaum EAST MONTPELIER

HAIR THERE I disagree with the pubic shaving rage. Not only does it approach infantilizing people, but it comes mostly from the porn industry (not all of which is bad). Also, retention of hair aids in elimination of bacteria. However, your article “Shorn Again” [February 1] is lively, clever, beautifully written, and — despite the expected impossibility of being original — original. There seems not a misplaced word or idea. It flows beautifully. Many of the jokes are absolutely fresh. Wonderful article. I’m keeping it. Paul Rapoport HAMILTON, ONTARIO

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can now see the error of our ways and how morally bankrupt it was. But then again, sex sells, doesn’t it? The challenge of journalism today isn’t in the trash that is produced and protected by some strange interpretation of one’s First Amendment right, but . . . in the admirability (sic) of an executive who can create something newsworthy, taking into account that there really is such a thing as positive family values and a sense of right and wrong.

I’ll stop there because, obviously, you’re not ready to add the concept of God into the literal equation of professional journalism. But, please, let’s stop with the “tabloid” stuff. What does all this prove, anyway? Thomas J. Welsh NORTHFIELD

PARTY ON Great timing on Bill McKibben’s piece “Party, Party, Party” [January 11], especially his recap of IRV as

it works in other environs. Despite a thorough back story, Mr. McKibben’s article is based on two misleading assumptions. The first? Democrats and Progs are at war. The second assumption is there is no need to ask — or answer: What are the substantive differences between the Progressives’ stated platform, like commitment to universal health care and living wages, and the professed principles of the Dems? Do Democrats these days have princi-

ples that aren’t merely the flip side of the tarnished coin our twoparty-by-default system keeps taking to the bank? The substantive differences in platform and performance between the Democrats and Progressives are worth clear, focused debate and fair reporting. Since the elections in 2000, it’s been bloody clear who the real spoilers are. Labeling Progressive candidates as spoilers may be politically expedient, but it’s inaccurate. Could Vermont Democrats and Republicans be concerned that independent, intelligent and effective leadership — à la Bernie Sanders — is about to erupt statewide through a viable three party system? Due to his assumptions, McKibben’s article inadvertently serves the proven spoilers. (Peter Welch did what with proposed universal health-care legislation?) Why distract voter attention by dumbing down the party from which Bernie Sanders emerged, the party enthusiastically supporting Bernie’s run for Senate, the party looking forward to more Pollina and Zuckerman where we need them the most? Party, party, party, indeed. Like I said, great timing. Thanks! Anaiis Salles WINOOSKI

SENATORIAL ASSETS I’m not a Vermont resident — I reside in the Great Liberal Commonwealth of Massachusetts, and have with1 interest Peter 1x6-blueplate020806 2/7/06 10:18 AM read Page

Freyne’s editorial on Rich Tarrant’s Florida problem [“Inside Track,” January 25]. I want to commend Peter on his great job of providing his readers with all the facts he dug up on Mr. Tarrant. But I think Peter needs to go further and provide a “fair and balanced” view. How about comparing Mr. Tarrant’s background and property holdings with those of a current highly respected U.S. senator? Senator Kerry comes to mind, since he was the Democratic Party’s most recent presidential choice. I’m sure Peter can find info on all of the properties (and their value) owned by Senator Kerry and his present wife and compare them with Mr. Tarrant’s. This comparison should make interesting reading. Peter also neglected to mention Mr. Tarrant’s website — www.tarrant06.com — where Vermonters can read Mr. Tarrant’s propaganda and form their own opinions. I’ve always viewed Vermonters as solid, salt-of-the-earth individuals. I’m hoping this early start of the political “mud” season won’t impede their ability to truly get to know both candidates and what they really stand for. Our right to vote came at a great cost to all of our ancestors. I hope all Vermont voters take the time to tiptoe through the mud and manure and look into the eyes and hearts of the candidates before they exercise their rights as free Americans to cast their vote. Skip Scudder ASSONET, MA

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MONTPELIER — Under federal food-labeling laws, grocery shoppers have a right to know how many grams of fat, sugar, sodium and carbohydrates are in a can of soup or frozen dinner they buy at the supermarket. Now, some health professionals and union activists want to give health-care consumers the same right to know the number of nurses and aides on duty during a given hospital shift, and require the hospitals to post those numbers daily where patients and visitors can see them. Last week, the Vermont House of Representatives approved a bill that would require Vermont’s 16 hospitals to disclose how many registered nurses, licensed practical nurses and licensed nurse assistants are staffing each hospital unit, as well as the maximum number of patients assigned to each staff person. A chief sponsor of H.227, also known as the “Safe Staffing and Quality Patient Care” bill, is Anne Donahue (R-Northfield), a member of the House Human Services Committee, which reported it. The measure is backed by the Vermont Federation of Nurses and Health Professionals. Supporters contend that the provision will help the public make more informed decisions about where they seek medical care, and would pressure hospitals to be more competitive in their staffto-patient ratios. Opposing the bill is the Vermont Association of Hospital and Health Systems, which represents the state’s hospitals. The group claims the measure will do little to improve patient outcomes or quality assurance. The organization adds that it will burden the hospitals with needless paperwork and drive up administrative costs, without providing the public with a meaningful way of gauging patient care. A particularly controversial provision would have mandated specific staff-to-patient ratios for various hospital units. Those measures were removed from the bill following intense lobbying by the hospitals. Jennifer Henry, a recovery nurse at Fletcher Allen Health Care and president of the nurses’ union Local 5221, says this bill isn’t meant to highlight what the hospitals are doing wrong or to pass judgment on their current staffing levels. Rather, she says, it’s a way to provide the community with information that’s already gathered by the hospitals but not made public. As she puts it, “It’s a lot like knowing what’s in your water or knowing about the background of the companies your money is invested in.” Henry points to a number of studies over the years that indicate a correlation between high patient-to-staff ratios and medical errors, infections, patient injuries and avoidable deaths. If Vermont’s hospitals are forced to publicly divulge their staffing levels, Henry asserts, it will pressure them to do more to address the state’s acute nursing shortage. Henry cites an example from just last week, when she got a phone call at 11 p.m. from a

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nurse in Fletcher Allen’s oncology unit who informed her there were 22 patients on the floor but only three nurses on duty. She suggests that if the hospital was required to post such information, “something would change.” Henry adds that understaffing, long hours and burnout are driving nurses away from the profession in droves. Fletcher Allen refers all questions about H.227 to Bea Grause, president and CEO of the Vermont Association of Hospitals and Health Systems. Grause says she supports one provision of the bill, which would allow nurses to sit on the committee that examines what performance data must be reported as part of the annual “hospital report card.” However, Grause is strongly opposed to the rest of the bill, and contends that it will do little or nothing to improve patient care or provide patients and their families with meaningful data. “You’re taking numbers on a sheet and asking people to interpret whether this means good quality or bad quality,” Grause says. “It just doesn’t translate for them.” While Grause acknowledges several studies show a link between staffing and patient outcomes, she claims that, thus far, no one has been able to determine precisely what the best ratios are. Jeanne Keller, a health-care analyst with the policy Burlington consulting firm Keller & Fuller, Inc., is skeptical that the bill would correct any of the problems its supporters claim it will. She says she’s concerned that it will leave the hospitals “spinning their wheels when we really need them spending their time on more meaningful data.” Keller spent two years working on an advisory committee to the Vermont Department of

Banking, Insurance, Securities and Health Care Administration. The committee’s task was to come up with various measures for gauging hospital performance, such as post-surgical infection and pneumonia rates of patients on ventilators. Keller warns that nurse-to-patient ratios can be difficult to assess and the numbers can be massaged to show whatever interested parties want them to show. She believes there are easier, cheaper and less controversial ways to improve patient outcomes. Keller points out that simply boosting the rate of hand washing among medical staff has been shown to dramatically reduce infection rates and lower complications. She also notes that when hospitals don’t perform certain procedures frequently enough, hospital staff doesn’t develop the proficiency to do them well. Keller adds that requiring hospitals to report these types of figures would more effectively lower health-care costs, and would give hospitals more bang for their administrative buck. Supporters of H.227 acknowledge that the bill isn’t a magic bullet for health-care reform, but they do call it a useful first step in bringing the issue to the public’s attention. Representative Donahue asks, “What makes for good quality care and less expensive care?” Having fewer nurses so that costs go down, or having more nurses so that we have better outcomes and fewer side effects, infections and so forth that cost us a whole lot more?” Donahue admits that no one has been able to adequately answer that question for her. However, she believes this bill is just one more “piece of the puzzle we get on the table so that people are more educated and informed.” m

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Inflation-adjusted median household income in 2004:

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National savings rate in 2004:

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In a poverty-stricken neighborhood of New Orleans, Earl Antwine set up “God’s Vineyard” Community Garden. About 30 local youths help him raise chickens, ducks, geese and vegetables, and formed their own business franchise called “Saint Thomas Seven Pepper Hot Sauce.” The sauce was supposed to be sold through the Gardener’s Supply catalogue, until Hurricane Katrina wiped out the group’s entire pepper crop last summer. Antwine is now rebuilding his home with the help of the youths, and plans to replant the gardens later this spring. “If you ever wonder if what you do really matters,” Feinson told his fellow gardeners, “I think these photos show you that it does.” The goal of the Vermont Community Garden Network, says event organizer Jim Flint of the nonprofit Friends of Burlington Gardens, is to swap ideas and share resources so that community gardeners can benefit from each other’s experience. When Burlington residents think of a “community garden,” Flint explains, they typically think of the seasonal plots rented by local residents who want a place to raise their own flowers or vegetables. Now in its 35th year, Burlington Community Gardens is a highly organized program that uses eight different sites around the city and is coordinated by the Department of Parks and Recreation. But as Flint explains, the Vermont Community Garden Network embraces a much broader vision of community gardening that includes any local growing initiative that helps children, seniors, people with disabilities, and even prison inmates work and plant together. Vermont is only the fourth state in the country with a statewide network of this kind. Although the bounty from

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Participation in community gardens has been shown to raise test scores and lower teen crime rates. “Last year, people were in shock about energy prices and food prices going up and, this year, it’s really sunk in,” Flint says. “This is the year that, locally, people are really thinking about growing their own food again. This is the year that people are going to be hungry for food they can’t afford in the supermarket anymore.” According to the Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger, about 55,000 Vermonters, including 21,000 children, are “food insecure,” meaning that their families cannot afford adequate diets, so parents skip meals in order to allow their children to eat. In the last five years, Vermont’s rate of the most severe form of hunger — children going without food — has more than doubled. Visits to local food pantries have hit record numbers; so has the number of Vermonters using food stamps. Barbara Richardson of the National Gardening Association in South Burlington points out that community gardens get kids outdoors and away from TV sets and computers, and make their classroom learning more hands-on. Participation in community gardens also been shown to raise test scores and lower teen crime rates — in fact, one such garden in South Central Los Angeles is credited with cutting the neighborhood crime rate by more than 25 percent. Longer term, community gardens help people develop a connection to their food supply and the natural world around them. “People who don’t have a relationship to nature don’t understand it, and they don’t support it,” Richardson says. According to Flint, the Vermont Community Garden Network will provide more than just helpful tips for producing plump tomatoes or controlling aphids. The organization has received a couple of grants totaling more than $6000 to help promote new gardens at schools, nursing homes and community centers. A recently acquired third award of $25,000 will enable the Network to help 20 community groups purchase items such as bulletin boards, fences, topsoil and hoses. Flint says all this will be a big step toward “getting people back to the garden.” m

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very woman has known a Bad Boy. He may wear a leather jacket or a letter jacket, and he’s always way too good with words — or body language. He knows when to back off and when to come on strong, but when it comes to commitment, he’s generally . . . gone. Bad Boys have a timeless appeal, from Casanova to Mr. Big on “Sex and the City.” Still, it’s not immediately apparent why, as the title of Tanya Lee Stone’s new youngadult novel proclaims, A Bad Boy Can Be Good for a Girl. “The book is not saying, ‘Go find a bad boy,’” says the effusive 40-year-old South Burlington author. “It’s saying, ‘Girls are heading into rocky territory, and they’re going to experience some decisions that shape them.’ The book is about how the decisions they make affect who they want to be.” Set in a high school, the novel takes the form of three long monologues in free verse. The “bad boy” of the title never speaks to us, nor is he named, but each female narrator in turn is the object of his attentions. First comes Josie, a freshman who’s confident in herself but naïve about boys. Then Nicolette, an outsider who’s sexually experienced but secretly vulnerable. And finally Aviva, a guitar-strumming intellectual who’s not immune to the charms of “one of the hottest jocks at P.B.H.” After the Bad Boy does her wrong, one of the girls hits “Underlines” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Margot Harrison, email harrison@ sevendaysvt.com.

on the idea of exposing his caddish ways on the pages of the school library’s copy of Judy Blume’s Forever. The sexually explicit novel — one of the most often stolen from libraries, Stone points out — soon becomes crowded with testimonials. It’s like a less aggressive version of those lists of sexual offenders that guerrilla feminists used to post in campus bathrooms. “The title came to me first,” Stone says, when she heard about a journal issue devoted to “bad boys” at a writers’ conference. Next thing she knew, “This freshman in high school girl just popped into my head.” The girl became Josie, who starts the book by declaring that she doesn’t need a boyfriend “to be a legitimate person,” lives to belie her words, and eventually delivers its strongest message: “Ignorance is not bliss.” That she makes her point in poetry may seem daunting to adult readers, but it’s fairly standard in the YA market. In fact, the paucity of words on each page can make the format more accessible to “reluctant readers,” Stone suggests. Here the verse came naturally. “I was writing how she was talking,” the author says of Josie. Later she found that verse was a good “way to keep the girls’ voices distinct from each other. Josie talks fast and has run-on sentences, Nicolette is sort of more punctuated and strong, and Aviva is more flowing and lyrical. I think each of them represents different parts of any female character,” says the author. Those characters will come to life in a February 10 performance-cum-book-

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originated Daughter Dedannan; the first draft was his seventh grade writing assignment. Although she had previously published in magazines for young readers, Ressler ran into some roadblocks with her expanded version of Ben’s story, which recreates a vibrant pagan culture while also addressing Ireland’s transition to Christianity. “Back in 2001, Cricket Magazine had turned down my first story of Dedannan for fear of its ‘Wiccan undertones,’” she writes in an email. The term was foreign to Ressler, who was surprised to discover that “neopagans were alive and well in the 21st century.” Puzzled by the designation, given that the book “had no recipes for spells of any kind,” Ressler started researching “Wiccan” lit on the Web. An editor at Braiswick, a small independent publisher in Suffolk, England, wrote back, “So nobody likes a Wiccan, eh? I’ll have a look.” After a seven-month delay — HarperCollins took its time rejecting the book — Ressler decided to publish with Braiswick. The result is denser and more spottily edited than the usual big publisher’s release. But it has passages of startling beauty, and a level of anthropological detail that may make readers feel they’ve visited a lost world.

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now imports more of its oil than ever. In 2005, Bush said basically the same thing — he vowed to fund green projects “from hydrogen-fueled cars to renewable sources such as ethanol.” Meanwhile, ExxonMobil reported record profits for its last quarter. Then came his brainstorm about decreasing Saudi Arabian oil imports by 75 percent in the next 20 years (no rush, George), to be replaced by clean, renewable sources of energy. What he neglected to mention was that these imports account for only a fifth of American oil consumption. Do the math. That means a mere 15 percent of the country’s energy would then be renewable. How’s that for setting the bar high? Dubya continued to have difficulty with his math throughout the address — in addition, of course, to his usual problem pronouncing the world “nuclear.” The president had what sounded like good news with regard to the nation’s out-of-control budget deficit. “We will save $14 billion” in the budget recently proposed, he announced, putting him on track to cut “the deficit in half by 2009.” The only problem: According to his own 2005 budget, the deficit is $521 billion. At a rate of $14 billion annually, it would take nearly 19 years, not three, to lop it in half. But who’s counting? Certainly none of the news commentators I watched that night. The fibbing, however, was far from over. A central theme in this year’s State of the Union speech was that Americans should be afraid. Very afraid. Though he didn’t mention him by name, Bush twice evoked the specter of Osama bin Laden. He actually referred to world tyrants seeking weapons of mass destruction. Doesn’t he remember what happened the last time we did that? In addition, he made sure we know we’re supposed to fear the threat posed by radical

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More importantly, says Paredes, his family was “incredibly supportive” of his decision. His brother campaigned on his behalf and spoke at peace rallies, and his father gave interviews in the Spanish-language media. Occasionally, when Paredes ranted about the untrustworthiness of the mainstream media’s reporting on the war and military spying on peace activists, “Some of my friends and family felt I was a little out of touch with reality,” he says. But their skepticism changed during Paredes’ court martial. During the prosecution’s cross-examination of Marjorie Cohn, an international law expert, presiding judge Lieutenant Commander Bob Klant said, “I think the government has

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for active duty, he was declared absent without leave and arrested several months later as a deserter. But unlike Mejia, who opposed his deployment on legal and ethical grounds, Jensen was granted an administrative discharge. Paredes fared better than others. Although he could have received a maximum penalty of one year in prison, a bad-conduct discharge and the loss of two-thirds of his pay, his â€œunauthorized absenceâ€? charge was eventually dropped and he was sentenced to two monthsâ€™ â€œrestrictionâ€? and three months of hard labor without confinement, and was demoted to seamen recruit, the Navyâ€™s lowest rank. After the trial, Paredesâ€™ defense attorney, Jeremy Warren, called the sentence â€œa stunning blow to the prosecution.â€? â€œIf thereâ€™s anything that Iâ€™m guilty of, it is my beliefs,â€? Paredes told the court during his sentencing. â€œI am guilty of believing this war is illegal. Iâ€™m guilty of believing war in all forms is immoral and useless, and I am guilty of believing that as a service member I have a duty to refuse to participate in this war because it is illegal.â€? Paredes was granted a general discharge under honorable conditions, which gives him contin-

ued access to most veteransâ€™ benefits. He believes he was treated better than most war resisters in part because the Navy isnâ€™t plagued by the same recruitment difficulties as are the Army, Marines and National Guard. He also thinks heavy media attention surrounding his trial made a big difference. â€œI think it would have been very difficult for a military judge to put me in jail for a year for a charge most people donâ€™t even see a court martial for,â€? he says. Today, Paredes is involved in counter-recruitment efforts, and tries to educate young people to not make the same mistakes he did. He describes recruiters as â€œespecially dishonest and cruel,â€? because theyâ€™re taking advantage of the poor and â€œtalking young, impressionable students into literally doing the dirty work for them.â€? Paredes has now gone on the offensive against the Navy and is challenging the refusal of his conscientious objector application. His appeal is before a federal court in San Diego. Comparing his struggle to Mohammad Aliâ€™s Vietnam War resistance, Paredes says, â€œI will continue to seek justice in my personal affairs and to oppose actions as criminal as this war in whatever capacity I can.â€? m

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Nothing cuts through the frigid gloom of a Vermont winter like a wild night of dancing and cross-dressing. Because, let’s face it, gender roles are still pretty rigid in American society. And breaking them by donning an audacious dress or pasting on a fake mustache can be remarkably liberating. This Saturday, hundreds of revelers will flock to Higher Ground to bend their gender at the 11th Annual Drag Ball. The event, a fundraiser for the Vermont People with AIDS Coalition, features a slew of DJs and performers, including The Dirty Blondes, Mr. Empire State Leather, and Skippy & the Chicksy Dicks. The entertainment will occupy both the Grand Ballroom and the Showcase Lounge, and will culminate with the ceremonial crowning of the 2006 King and Queen. This year’s Drag Ball is a major production, and for the fourth year in a row volunteers from the House of LeMay are its coordinators, gratis. The House isn’t an actual place; it’s a coterie of drag queens headed by Bob Bolyard and Mike Hayes, two gay men who masquerade as Amber and Marguerite — the Sisters LeMay. The Sisters and their multitude of fictional kin have become an institution in Vermont. They host benefits and fundraisers for an assortment of charities, most of them in the queer community. They also do drag shows at regional venues, and host the annual “Leaf Peepin’ Cider Sippin’ Revue.” Several House of LeMay members will perform a cabaret at this year’s Drag Ball, with their straight-guy back-up band The Decoys. Over the years, the audience for the Sisters’ shows has broadened. These days, Bolyard estimates that close to half their fans are middle-aged straight couples. That’s because the LeMays aren’t ordinary drag performers. Most entertainers who do drag value style over substance; they look realistic, but would rather lip-synch than sing. Not the LeMays. They write and perform their own material, and play their looks for laughs. Scene queens might call it “bad drag,” but LeMay fans say it’s good fun. Especially if you like redneck humor. Yes, the LeMays are, more or less, redneck drag queens. They’re tacky, crass and politically incorrect. And they look more like your loony Aunt Ethel than some sexy woman of the night. But what do you expect from a bunch of broads who claim to hail from the Hot Damn Trailer Park in Beaver Pond, Vermont? And where is that, exactly? “Oh, it’s out there. It’s over there someplace,” Bolyard answers over lunch at Halvorson’s. “Most people assume it’s in the

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Northeast Kingdom, and we don’t persuade them otherwise.” Bolyard, 50, is taking a lunch break before heading to one of his four part-time jobs. He’s a health outreach worker at the R.U.1.2? Community Center; he works as a professional test patient for the Medical College at the University of Vermont; and he helps out at the Champlain Valley Senior Center. He also hosts Saturday night karaoke at the St. John’s Club in Burlington. Today he’s dressed casually, in jeans and a cable-knit sweater, with a button-down work shirt underneath. Our fellow diners are no doubt unaware of his feminine alter ego. Bolyard explains that the LeMays are not transgender. They’re not transsexuals or, technically, even cross-dressers. They don’t want to be women, and they don’t get off on dressing in women’s clothes. They’re just guys who like to act. “These are characters,” he says. He and Hayes first shimmied into skirts 12 years ago. The two friends had been doing stand-up routines, but performing as themselves. “People just didn’t laugh much at us,” Bolyard remembers. Things changed when the pair saw former Burlington drag queen Cherie Tartt. “We said, ‘We can do that,” Bolyard says. At first it was just the two of them, but eventually they made room in the act for a few friends. Now the House of LeMay has at least four members, and their shows often feature appearances by special guests such as game warden Bucky Snatcher.

On the last Sunday in January, the LeMay regulars — Bolyard, Hayes, Johnnie McLaughlin and Michael Glidden — gather at the Old North End apartment Bolyard and Hayes share. They’re preparing for their Drag Bingo show at Red Square, a fundraiser for PRIDE Vermont. It’s only 1:30 in the afternoon, but they’re already drinking; alcohol helps loosen their lips. It helps the audience, too. “We’re not pretty women,” Hayes quips. “But the more you drink, the prettier we look.” Glidden arrives late, so doesn’t have time to imbibe, but Hayes and McLaughlin are sipping mimosas. Bolyard has a tall glass of OJ with “Vitamin V” — a.k.a. vodka. The apartment’s living room is crammed with various corrugated-cardboard props for the Drag Ball, and for the LeMay’s Mardi Gras float in the parade down Church Street later in February. But if the mess here is temporary, the apartment’s basement is hopelessly cluttered. Two sewing machines sit on a counter in the center of the room. Plastic bins of wigs and shoes line the walls, along with cowboy hats, sombreros and rack upon rack of women’s clothes. A large metal tackle box full of cosmetics lies open on the floor in front of the make-up station — a full-length mirror turned on its side and illuminated by seven bright, round bulbs. Welcome to the LeMay workshop. Hayes, a tall, beefy 49-year-old, is putting the finishing touches on his outfit. He’s already squeezed himself into a beaded black dress, and has nearly finished his face. “This is work,” he says with a huff. Hayes describes his layers. First, he says, there’s clean underwear, then panty hose, and a girdle. “Then,” he says, “you slide in your tits.” Hayes explains how to make fake breasts: Take a pair of nylons and cut off the legs. Then fill them with birdseed. “You can even make a nipple if you tie it just right,” he says. As for outerwear, Hayes has plenty to choose from. A clerk at Rags and Riches fabric store, he’s also a former college costumedesign instructor who still works with local theater companies. Hayes has compiled quite a wardrobe. He points out dresses, miniskirts and matching hers-and-hers outfits. “We love glitter and sparkles,” he gushes.

Hayes often whips up garments on his own. “We have Xena and Gabrielle outfits,” he says, referring to characters from the TV show “Xena: Warrior Princess,” a queer cult classic. McLaughlin, who has completed his transformation to Lucybelle, interrupts. “That was a number of years ago,” he clarifies. Bolyard, whose miniskirt is barely visible under his blazer, chimes in. “That was the last time I shave my chest.” You can almost hear him rolling his eyes. Hayes also points to a few garish dresses covered with American flags, and one outrageously patriotic American flag peasant blouse. Apparently the LeMays have had a few Fourth

When the ladies are ready, they climb the stairs to the living room and pick up their giant bingo cards. Glidden has undergone a complete transformation. The 6-footer now sports a green velvet dress, black sneakers, a short, mousy-brown wig with wispy, strawlike strands of hair, and a hideous set of crooked fake teeth. A long, snaggly one in front is painted gold. “The gold one’s my inheritance,” he warbles in an overly loud, ugly voice. “Brought a ballpeen hammer to the wake.” Glidden beckons the ladies to his van. He’ll be driving to the bar downtown. They arrive half an hour early for the 3 o’clock show.

The LeMays reflect a Vermont working-class reality that’s not far removed from the one popularized by Rusty Dewees’ Logger. of July gigs. But why the multiple outfits? “You can’t wear the same thing two years in a row,” Hayes protests. “People will talk.” Meanwhile, Glidden rushes down the stairs to begin his transformation. He’s behind schedule, still wearing jeans and a button-down black shirt. He has boxy glasses, and looks like a guy you’d run into at IKEA. But then he strips off his shirt, bares his hairy chest, and gets to work. First Glidden opens his plain metal, construction-workertype lunch box. The round hollow meant for a Thermos actually holds two rice-filled nylon bags — fake boobs. He grabs some heavy-duty foundation from the box and begins slapping it on his face with a plastic spatula. “It’s meant to cover up scars, burns, 5 o’clock shadows,” Glidden says. Next, he applies powder. “The base is greasy,” he explains, “and if you don’t set it, everything else slides around on it.” McLaughlin sits on a stool behind him, waiting patiently and sipping his drink. He’s the most glamour-conscious of the group. Over his beaded green dress he proudly sports a lavender sash that reads “Miss Beaver Pond.” Pinned to it at the top are four buttons — awards from drag-queen contests at the Provincetown Carnival. One, from 2001, is for Best Drag Queen. The other three are for “Biggest Hair.” “I won three years in a row,” he twitters happily. Indeed, his bird’s nest of brown hair — a wig, natch — is enormous. McLaughlin’s character is a cousin to Amber and Marguerite LeMay. Lucybelle hails from Mississippi. The LeMays joke that she’s their “foreign-exchange student.” In fact, they’ve created quite an elaborate fictional world for their characters. Amber and Marguerite, for example, grew up in a doublewide in the last row of the trailer park, next to the sewage treatment plant in Beaver Pond. The town itself is small, but there’s apparently room for a few shops, such as Peggy’s Plump & Proud, and the Fluff ’n’ Stuff Beauty Salon & Taxidermy. Liza Little, Glidden’s character, runs the Edna St. Vincent LeMay Memorial Laundromat, Library, Community Center & Lint Museum. “Liza brings culture to the show,” adds Glidden as he smears a thick trail of blue eye shadow towards his ears. He compares Beaver Pond to Garrison Keillor’s Lake Woebegon. “It’s the other side of the tracks,” Glidden explains.

The first person to show up is Rose Kelly, of Burlington. Kelly has been to several LeMay shows. She’s happily married — to a man — and has two teenage children. She describes herself as Italian Catholic, a conservative Republican, and says she’s thinking of volunteering for Republican Richard Tarrant’s Senate campaign. But she loves the LeMays. “They can get away with comments that no one else can,” Kelly says.

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The gay thing doesn’t bother her. “It shouldn’t be an issue,” she insists. “You gotta get out of your box and enjoy life, and enjoy people.” Sergio Corrales, a gay massage therapist, arrives later. Corrales, who emigrated to the U.S. from Costa Rica, says he’s seen drag shows everywhere, from Montréal to Miami, and he prefers the LeMays. “Their humor is so clean,” he says. He calls their comic style “old-fashioned.” “I’ve seen drag queens make fun of drug addicts, and sleeping around,” he says. “They glamorize being a crystal-meth addict.” He remembers one drag queen in Montréal. “She came out with a huge joint, and was talking about cocaine and ecstasy,” he says. “With the Sisters LeMay . . . it’s more like making fun of themselves.” And that’s essentially the secret to the LeMays’ success — that and the fact that they never pass up an opportunity to do a benefit show. Instead of delivering a fantasy, the LeMays reflect a Vermont working-class reality that’s not far removed from the one popularized by Rusty Dewees’ Logger. Consider a song Marguerite sings on the DVD of the LeMays’ 2005 “Leaf Peepin’ Cider Sippin’ Revue.” In it, she describes the mobile home of her dreams. “A car up on some cinder blocks,” she croons earnestly, “the transmission in the sink. / A Jesus in a bathtub, / a Mary in a half-shell. / In a doublewide, that we share, where it don’t smell.” And, she notes, her husband falls asleep drooling while watching ESPN. If Marguerite/Hayes had been standing onstage in jeans and a flannel shirt, he might have made some of his audience uncomfortable. But he’s wearing a saucy brown wig and a frilly white apron over his black skirt. In the background, everybody laughs. m

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Learning from the Land Kerstin Lange finds history in your own back yard

ike many Vermonters, Kerstin Lange has had to cobble together a variety of jobs in order to earn a living in a state not known for its career opportunities. But she has taken moonlighting STORY in Vermont a step further: She’s KEVIN J. invented a profession all her own. KELLEY Lange has worked the past three years as a landscape analyst. As far as IMAGES she’s aware, no one in North America JORDAN — and maybe not in the entire world SILVERMAN — shares this job title. The occupation should not be confused with “Discovering landscaper or landscape architect, the Story of both of which involve the alteration Your Land: of natural environments. Landscape Why Care analysis, as Lange defines it, seeks to About Natural History?” identify and understand the natural a talk by and human forces that have shaped landscape particular settings. Telling the stories analyst Kerstin Lange. Schubert of these areas is an integral aspect of her work. Room, Trapp Family Lodge, Landscape analysis can have practiStowe. cal applications, too — advising propFebruary 8, erty owners on where to site a struc7:30 p.m. Free. ture, for example, or how to preserve or restore natural features. Lange will talk about her evolving profession this Wednesday, February 8, as part of an ongoing lecture series called “Conversations with the Land” at the Trapp Family Lodge in Stowe. The field she is pioneering combines her academic training in anthropology and natural science. Lange holds a Master’s in anthropology from the Binghamton branch of the State University of New York and a Master’s in natural resource planning from the University of Vermont. “I’m out on the land a lot studying plants, soil, rocks and other such features, but so much of what I do involves working with people,” she says. A native of Germany who still speaks with an accent, Lange, 41, moved to the United States in the mid-1980s with her American husband, with whom she is no longer partnered. The couple lived in Binghamton for nine years. Lange moved to Vermont in 1995 after a number of visits here left her feeling powerfully drawn to the state’s nature — in both senses of that term. “I’d fallen in love with Vermont’s woods,” she recalls. “In fact, there’s a nature preserve at UVM that has saved my mental health many times. The woods there are like a dream,” Lange remarks, sounding a bit like one of her favorite American authors, Henry David Thoreau. The Long Trail also served to motivate her move. Soon after arriv-

ing in Vermont, Lange got a job with the Green Mountain Club, working in the summer of 1995 as a caretaker of Butler Lodge on Mount Mansfield. She also found work as a guide for Burlington-based Music Contact International, a company that conducts tours — not necessarily involving music — in Europe and the

Caribbean. Lange went on to become a tour designer for Vermont Public Radio, managing listener trips to cultural destinations. For Lange, Vermont’s human community was as compelling as the views. “The European part of me felt especially in touch with Vermont,” she says. “I was taken with the mix of

people letting each other be, but at the same time having a certain sense of social obligation and a commitment to the larger good.” After earning her UVM Master’s, Lange worked with the Vermont Institute of Natural Science in Quechee. The natural attributes of the VINS property spoke to her academic >> 36A

Landscape analysis, as Lange defines it, seeks to identify and understand the natural and human forces that have shaped particular settings.

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it not be identified for this article. Lange has worked there in all seasons since 2004, studying a limestone bluff cedar-pine forest of the sort that has graced the Lake Champlain shoreline for thousands of years. It is nonetheless a rare kind of natural community, found only in Vermont and parts of New York State, Michigan and Ontario. Lange mulls over old maps and photos of a property in order to learn how it has been changed by humans and by the elements in the relatively recent past. In an unheated communal library at the South Hero camp, she points with gloved fingers to nearby open lands visible in 60year-old aerial images. Those blank spaces have since been filled in with forests and cottages as farmers sold off plots of land to developers of lakeside

The sediments deposited took the form of calcium carbonate from shells collected in rocks. Invasive species — “plant assassins is what I call them,” Lange says — have also transformed this and many other of Vermont’s natural communities. “Ever since humans have begun to travel on a wide scale, plant species have moved around faster than ecological adaptations can take place,” she explains. “Invasive species have no natural predators and they start to crowd out native vegetation, leading to homogenization and loss of the land’s indigenous character.” On the South Hero camp property, the uninvited arrival of buckthorn poses special dangers. “This plant seems to have effects on soil properties that in turn affect other species,” Lange sur-

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havens. Lange also shows that the bluffs then extended further out into the lake and along the adjoining shoreline, but they too have been reshaped or removed by the hand of man and the pounding of wind and wave. During a walking tour of the property one recent blustery morning, Lange elucidates her “layer cake” method of delving into a property’s natural history. Beginning with the geological forces that formed the bedrock, she examines, in physically ascending order, the area’s glacial deposits, its soils, legacies of human land use, its vegetation, topography and wildlife. Landscape analysis further involves an inquiry into the relationship among these various components — “the patterns and processes they have undergone and now exhibit,” Lange explains. On this particular 10-acre parcel, Lange says sediments remain from the ancient ocean that covered the Champlain Islands some 600 million years ago. “We’re standing on that ocean’s shelf now,” she notes.

mises. Salamanders may ultimately and indirectly be harmed by the coming of buckthorn, she suggests. Few of these features are visible to an untrained eye, scanning snowy pathways that surely swarm with campers in summer but now contain only rabbit tracks and deer prints. But even in this leafless season, Lange is able to identify a particular shrub by tearing open a slice of stem to reveal its hollow core. “One of the non-native species of honeysuckle,” she confidently remarks. The camp families that have enjoyed the property for generations are hoping that Lange’s insights will help them to slow the erosion of the bluffs above the lake, chunks of which have already calved off. She also hopes to compile a booklet that will document the ancient and recent past of the camp, as well as its present appearance. A key aim, Lange explains, is to pass down to future generations an understanding of the land’s natural heritage and to encourage its preservation even as change relentlessly proceeds. m

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tâ€™s no mystery that Vermont is steeped in French culture. From the pioneering explorations of Samuel de Champlain to the enriching influence of QuebĂŠcois immigrants, the Franco framework is solid. Even the stateâ€™s name comes from the French: vert (green) and monts (mountains). Yet this once-prominent mark of distinction has faded. A cultural homogeneity has eclipsed the once-proud folk tradition. Some might call this progress. Others, such as St. Albans-based singersongwriter MichĂ¨le ChoiniĂ¨re, are making a stand for the preservation of their heritage. ChoiniĂ¨reâ€™s finely detailed, emotionally rich music is a testament to FrancoAmerican creativity. Itâ€™s also a channel through which tradition meets modernity: Her work combines the rugged vitality of QuebĂŠcois folk music with the wistful poetry of cabaret and cafĂŠ culture. The stylistic synthesis is perfectly natural for the songstress, who began publicly performing alongside her father, Fabio, at age 12; she wonâ€™t reveal her current age. The early experience grounded her in her

own history â€” ChoiniĂ¨reâ€™s work sounds authentic because it is. This led to her inclusion on the 1999 Smithsonian Folkways CD Mademoiselle Voulez-Vous Danser: Franco-American Music From the New England Borderlands. ChoiniĂ¨reâ€™s 2003 solo debut, Coeur Fragile, was well received by both traditional music enthusiasts and world-pop fans. Its elegant simplicity belies a sophisticated compositional style, one that evokes both the passion of French-Canadian folk and Old World romanticism. In addition to writing and performing, ChoiniĂ¨re teaches French at the Williston Central School. Her classes often include workshops in QuĂŠbec music and culture. ChoiniĂ¨re typically performs with MontrĂŠal-based musicians Sabin Jacques and Rachel Aucoin. In her concert this week at Rutlandâ€™s Paramount Theater in, however, sheâ€™ll be accompanied by Vermont instrumentalists Will Patton, Dono Schabner and David Gusakov. ChoiniĂ¨re recently spoke to Seven Days about what it means to be a FrancoAmerican artist in Vermont.

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SEVEN DAYS: What was it like growing up in a musical family? MICHELE CHOINIERE: I never questioned it. It was a part of just being. I started taking classical piano at age 5, and I did that for 10 years, until I finally just rebelled. All the while, I was backing my father up on piano, performing traditional music. We still do this, and he’s 78. It’s a bond that we have; something we know intuitively. My dad’s mom was a traditional dance pianist, and my grandfather was a fiddler, so I kind of have it in me. SD: What kind of places would you perform? MC: We started out at the Vermont Maple Festival, and we also played at family gatherings — Sunday afternoons, holidays. There was always lots of music and singing. It was kind of wild! From there, we played other festivals, going out of state as the years progressed. But my first time singing in public was at age 14. SD: Were you shy? MC: No, because I knew I could do it, it was inside of me. I also had been dancing since age 3, so I was always on stage. I’m also a closet fiddler and mandolin player, but I won’t perform publicly until I’m very old! SD: What are the essential qualities of FrenchCanadian folk music? MC: It’s very energetic, but also kind of raw. It says, “Let’s party and have a good time.” SD: But there’s a maudlin side to some of your material. MC: I have created my shows to feature other kinds of things. But as far as the music I grew up with, they were dance tunes. My own compositions are different, because I have another viewpoint of what it’s like to be FrancoAmerican. I don’t have many people my age with the same background that I can connect with. Most of them are older. SD: What is the music’s place in Vermont culture? MC: There’s a very fine line between the Celtic and the Québecois, but it’s different. I’m not sure how it fits in, but it does still exist in the homes. But many of the Franco-Americans who do play don’t do so publicly. And most of them are over 65. The younger generation was not taught the traditional music. I was lucky enough to be taught these things by my relatives. I’m trying to do as much as I can, but sometimes I feel like some kind of dinosaur. SD: Do the older generations support your music? MC: It can be frustrating, because it isn’t exactly what they’re used to hearing. I’ve kind of created my own sound.

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It’s in French, and there are threads of the older styles in it. They like it, but it’s not something familiar to them, like “the good old days.” But I continue to do what I’m doing, because this is just me. SD: A lot of young people seem thirsty for music with roots that are deeper than last year’s radio single. Do you see evidence of this? MC: At my shows, I find that they’re often really into it. Some of them might have a connection to Franco-American culture but most probably don’t. But they’re still enthusiastic. SD: How does the music of Québec differ from that of continental France? MC: Well, many of the traditional songs traveled from France to Québec when the colonists came over. And there’s an exchange that continues to this day. I think it depends on the region of France. If you’re in Brittany, there’s a different rhythm and dialect. To me, the Québec music sounds more dance-based. There’s lots of passion, and feet. It’s about foot percussion and step dancing.

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SD: Does the vibrancy of the music reflect the lifestyle of the people? MC: Yes. You work hard, and you play hard. SD: Do you think subsequent generations will enjoy similar cultural experiences to your own? MC: It survives in families that continue to speak French, and at jam sessions and festivals. As far as going to a local butcher that only speaks French, no. There was a lot of pressure for the Québecois to speak English, and many of them changed their last names. A lot of them refused to teach the traditions to their kids, because they might not assimilate. And they wanted them to fit in. But at one time, around 80 percent of Vermont was Franco. And about a third of the current population shares the lineage. SD: I don’t speak French, so although I like the sound I’m unable to understand the themes. Can you fill me in? MC: It’s romance, nature. I love writing waltzes, and I love dancing, so there’s always an expression of that kind of freedom. One of my songs is called “The Waltz of Time.” It’s about appreciating the present moment, before time takes everything. Seeing the color of a flower before it fades, or the birds before they fly away. A shooting star before it dissipates. I just want to catch time and hold it. It’s like I don’t want time to take this heritage away, because when it goes, I will become deaf. m

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Much like Jackâ€™s mythical beanstalk, Burlingtonâ€™s beloved Radio Bean is growing. According to proprietor Lee Anderson, the joint was recently given the green light to take over an adjacent piece of real estate, currently Lovely Nails salon. The move will involve taking down a sizeable brick wall. Thankfully, it isnâ€™t load-bearing â€” at least we hope! The expansion is long overdue; the last few times Iâ€™ve been to the Bean, itâ€™s been standing room only. And by that I mean standing outside. Anderson has been fantasizing about more space for quite some time. â€œWeâ€™ve been working on it for a while,â€? he recently told me. â€œIâ€™ve been in line for that spot with the landlord. Apparently, the nail place didnâ€™t renew their lease, so I just stepped in.â€? Expect a few tweaks to the cafĂŠâ€™s current offerings. â€œThereâ€™s going to be a little bit more variety on the menu,â€? Anderson relates. â€˜Thatâ€™s mostly because weâ€™ll actually have two people working, so the one person wonâ€™t be tied up just making food.â€? The development will also allow Anderson to bring in more varied entertainment. â€œWeâ€™ll be able to do small theatrical shows, and have bands with more members,â€? he enthuses. â€œAnd weâ€™ll be able to do different things in both rooms simultaneously.â€? Look for the renovations to be completed by summer. â€œI havenâ€™t even started the zoning stuff yet,â€? Anderson says. â€œBut weâ€™re getting the space on June first. Itâ€™ll probably take a month and a half to get it all going, since Iâ€™m doing a lot of it myself.â€? With so many local supporters, it shouldnâ€™t be hard to find able bodies to assist. â€œI was thinking it would be fun to have a night when we get everything done in the new space and then have somebody smash through the wall into the Bean,â€? says Anderson. Can I volunteer?

On Friday, Feb. 10, Club Metronome and reggae crew Itation Sound will host a Bob Marley Birthday Bash. In addition to sound system riddims, the party will feature the island stylings of Jamaicaâ€™s Delly Ranx. Ranx has been dropping redhot dancehall releases since his 1993 debut, Gal No More Than You; since then, heâ€™s rocked the worldwide reggae community with a steady stream of dancehall hits. Attendees will also have the opportunity to sample some authentic Jamaican cuisine. Sounds like a fine way to honor the memory of reggaeâ€™s biggest star. Doors open at 9 p.m.; DELLY RANX admission is $10.

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Thereâ€™s another B-day party taking place this week as well. Fans of Big Joe Burrell, who passed away a year ago, will want to swing by Halvorsonâ€™s on Thursday, Feb. 9, for an allstar tribute to the beloved saxophonist. Appearances by Dave Grippo, Paul Asbell, John Rivers and other special guests will surely make this a fine evening of blues and jazz.

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According to local country-rock godfather Brett Hughes, Radio Beanâ€™s Tuesday house band will soon be taking its twang on the road. The group, which also features Mike Gordon, has been invited to perform at the ever-popular Bonaroo festival in Tennessee. Redubbed Mike Gordon & Ramble Dove, the group will play Hank Williams, Lefty Frisell and George Jones tunes to a crowd of thousands. â€œFrom the whiskey-soaked wee hours of Burlington, Vermontâ€™s Radio Bean CafĂŠ flies Ramble Dove,â€? the bandâ€™s press release states. Hey, since when does the Bean serve whiskey? I recently had a look at the rest of the Bonaroo lineup, and I have to say, itâ€™s all over the place. I never thought Iâ€™d see Radiohead, Phil Lesh & Friends, Dresden Dolls and moe. on the same bill. But my favorite juxtaposition has to be Swedish psych-pop scorchers Dungen and erstwhile jamsters Rusted Root. Talk about diversity. Oh, and another little act that you may have heard of, Grace Potter & the Nocturnals, are also slated to appear. Congrats to the homegrown talent. As always, Vermonters represent!

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OPEN MIKE WITH SARA GRACE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. ROB WILLIAMS & FRIENDS (folk-rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE WITH STUNTMAN STEVE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern TOM LESHINSKI (solo guitar), Chow! Bella, 6 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. DON SHAPNER (singer-songwriter), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. SEVEN DAYS PRESENTS: I-SPY SPEED DATING PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $7.

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SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by ANTHONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 10 p.m. NC. ’80S NIGHT WITH DJ CHIA, 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. NC. SIESTA BEATS, Miguel’s Stowe Away, 10 p.m. NC. BIG JOE COMMEMORATIVE BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION WITH DAVE GRIPPO, PAUL ASBELL, JOHN RIVERS & GUESTS (jazz, blues), Halvorson’s, 9 p.m. NC. ALEXANDER KURLOV (Renaissance lute), Dobrà Tea, 8 p.m. NC. :: champlain valley ELLEN POWELL & PARKER SHPER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JOE CRIBARI (singer-songwriter), 2ND AGENDA (rock, hip-hop), Rí Rá Buono’s, 6:30 p.m. NC. Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS, Red Square, 10 p.m. CHAD HOLLISTER (pop-rock singerNC. songwriter), T Bones, 7:30 p.m. NC. JAMES KOCHALKA SUPERSTAR JULEE GLAUB, PETE SUTHERLAND, (acoustic rawk), 1/2 Lounge, 9:30 MARK WEEMS (old-time, Appalachian), p.m. NC. Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $20. TRIVIA NIGHT, followed by NECTAR’S :: central ROCK THURSDAYS WITH DR. GREEN, THE HOWL (rock), Nectar’s, JAY EKIS (rock, worldbeat singer-song9 p.m. NC. 18+. writer), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. 2x6-fulltank020806 2/6/06 11:22 AM Page 1

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ALEX TOTHâ€™S LAZYBIRD SEXTET (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by UNEMPLOYMENT HISTORY (folk), 9:15 p.m. NC, followed by NAMED BY STRANGERS (acoustic rock, jam), 11 p.m. NC. TRIBUTE TO JAZZ DIVAS WITH KATE PARADISE, AMBER DELAURENTIS, JODY ALBRIGHT, SUSAN SQUIER, Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DJS PRECIOUS & PHILLIP 135 Pearl, (dance, house), 10 p.m. $5. CARING IS KNOWING WITH AQUADORA, HILLA, THE JAZZ GUYS, SWALE, WILL, PRETTY & NICE, FIRE THE CANNONS (rock; Vermont CARES benefit), 135 Pearl, 7 p.m. $7. DJ COREY (hip-hop), RĂ RĂĄ Irish Pub, Southern Californiaâ€™s busts rhymes 10 p.m. NC. SOMEBODYâ€™S CLOSET (jam-rock), Red over inventive acoustic guitar and makeshift beats. Originally from Ohio, the unconvenSquare, 8 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. tional MC spent a few years in the Big Apple studying musical theater and working as a SETH YACOVONE HAPPY HOUR (blues, rock singer-songwriter), Nectarâ€™s, 7 p.m. gymnastics instructor. Part new-folk visionary, part ghetto-blastinâ€™ street punk, Bushwalla NC. AA, followed by BROTHERHOOD OF GROOVE, LUCY VINCENT (funk, rock, is in a class of his own. He brings his self-styled â€œdumpster funkâ€? to Club Metronome this jam; CD release party), 9 p.m. $3. Thursday with one-man band Todd Carey and Americana renegades Will. ITATION SOUND PRESENTS: A BOB 9/9/05 3:04 PM Page 1 2x5-lcgyno121405 12/9/05 10:53 AM Page 1 MARLEY BIRTHDAY BASH WITH DELLY RANX (reggae), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $10.

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venues 411 TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & TOXIC (urban dance party), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. EVELYN GLENNIE (classical percussion), Flynn MainStage, 8 p.m. $36/20/26. HIP-HOP, REGGAE, DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE PARTY WITH KOMBOLOKO, DJ HECTOR (Latin, salsa, merengue), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $15. AA. P.O.S., TURBO NEMESIS, MAC LETHAL, SIMS, DARK CLOUD (hip-hop), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $8/10. 18+. THEORY OF REVOLUTION (jam-rock), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. $3. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE WITH PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. THE DETONATORS (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH BONNIE, Ground Round Restaurant, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. 8084 (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley AARON AUDET (singer-songwriter), Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. YANKEE CHANK (Cajun, zydeco), Great Falls Club, 8:30 p.m. NC. EXIT ONLY (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC.

:: central FOSSIL CREEK (rock), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. GLOVER DIXIELAND FOOTSTOMPERS (New Orleans jazz), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations.

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Melting Pot Café, Rt 2, East Montpelier, 223-1303. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St, Burlington, 864-6044. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Mes Amis, 311 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8512. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Miguel’s Stoweaway, 68 Church St., Burlington, 651-5298. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. 388-0361. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Opus Grill, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0052. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Blue Tooth, 1423 Sugarbush Access Rd., Warren, 583-2656. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Positive Pie II, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. 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(Self-released, CD) On first listen, it’s hard to tell: Is Portland, Maine’s Sly Chi a white-funk band or a funky white band? Is there a difference, and should it matter? Although the band’s latest disc, Wave Sound, is somewhat vanilla, it’s hardly Grippo redux. First of all, there are no covers to be found. Various band members composed each of the album’s nine tracks. The “Sly” in their moniker could be construed as a reference to the Family Stone. To me it suggests the shrewd agility of Steely Dan. This funk is laced with a shot of jazz-rock that owes more to Aja than There’s a Riot Going On. The opening title track sets the tone for the rest of the album. Like most of the subsequent cuts, it’s driven by intricate horn and keyboard work. The brass section is tight, if restrained. They aim for the unbridled soul of Earth, Wind and Fire, but they manage to only reach Chicago. The band, not the metropolis. Keyboardist Tyler Stanley seems to be the glue that holds the grooves in place. A couple of his solos sound like they were played on a Casio portable rather than a B3, but his powerful playing more than makes up for the odd tones. There are bright flashes of electric guitar, but not of the chicken-scratch variety. Axeman Jason Desormeau’s solos are given plenty of room to evolve, and add a great deal to the group’s sound. He really lets loose on the showy “Animo,” tapping into his inner Santana. Drummer Dave Henault shines on “Nothing I Can Do,” flitting in between staccato horn runs and vibrant piano solos. Ultimately, all eight musicians in this collective are gifted instrumentalists. You could cue up any song or focus on a single musician and not be disappointed. Unfortunately, I can’t say the same for the vocals. At least four different band members take a turn on the mike, and none are particularly remarkable. Still, we can forgive this because the music is so well played. “Step On Up” in particular, finds the members firing on all cylinders. With the song’s emphatic percussion and repeating “Oh-Ahs,” you can picture audiences being pulled to the dance floor as if by a tractor beam. Just try to resist when Sly Chi play the Rusty Nail in Stowe on Saturday, February 11.

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Let me get this right out of the way: Vermont transplants Lucy Vincent are ridiculously tight. There’s an overabundance of jam/groove/funk acts these days, but this trio’s turn-on-a-dime musicality, honed in a Monday-night residency at Nectar’s, is noteworthy. The band’s self-titled debut is squarely aimed at the ball-cap and spaghetti-strap set. Unlike some of their contemporaries, however, Lucy Vincent pay more attention to song structure than extended noodling. No amorphous jams here, just airtight grooves flecked with acoustic and electric guitars and, believe it or not, flute. The group’s upbeat groove-pop is built upon the solid foundation laid down by bassist Jordan Lee Berger and drummer Matt Rosenthal. Berger’s bass lines are the epitome of precision; they’re busy as hell but never upstage the song. Rosenthal is likewise meticulous; his kit work is well articulated and impeccably executed. Did I mention he also plays flute? Guitarist/vocalist Kelly Ravin delivers concise, intelligent guitar licks throughout the record. His plastic soul vocals present a squeaky-clean approximation of island vibrations. Most groove-rock acts aren’t known for their standout lyrics, and Lucy Vincent are no exception. However, Ravin’s musical personality is eminently likeable, and he should have no trouble winning college-age converts. Standout tracks include the math-funk opener “Boulevard of Fantasies,” the reggae-drenched “Fasten Your Seatbelt,” and the tom-tom heavy “In the Hills.” The latter tune’s flute-driven arrangement makes the band’s acoustic-strumming peers sound like dorm-room amateurs. “Sticks and Stones” adds a progressive edge to the trio’s hermetic grooves. It’s almost too tight, however; I found myself hoping for just one misplaced note or botched fill. No such luck. Album closer “Someone Somewhere” is a catchpenny pop ditty that sounds like a cross between Blues Traveler and latter-day Hanson. The song’s soul-searching lyrics are earnest to the point of absurdity, but the easy-skankin’ breakdown and thoughtful electric guitar solo are nice. Lucy Vincent probably won’t win any points for originality. Still, their seasoned musicianship gives their material a potency lacking in most feel-good rock. Hell, I enjoyed this disc a shitload more than any Jimmy Buffett record I’ve heard. Catch their CD release party on February 10 at Nectar’s, with New Orleans funketeers Brotherhood of Groove.

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:: northern CHRIS CERNAK (singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. RICHARD RUANE & FRIENDS (folk), The Music Box, 7 p.m. $10. 2 PIECE NASTY (rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5. SCHOOL BUS YELLOW (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. JOSH GOULD JAZZ ENSEMBLE, Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. RESOULED (runk, r&b), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC. DUTY FREE (rock), Bolton Valley Resort, 9 p.m. NC.

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:: central IRISH SESSIONS, Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 2 p.m. NC, followed by PARKER SHPER TRIO (jazz, CD release party), 8 p.m. Donations. DOMINIQUE GAGNE (jazz), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. NC.

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:: champlain valley FRED BARNES JAZZ BRUNCH (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC. ANAIS MITCHELL (folk singer-songwriter), Great Falls Club, 7 p.m. $7/5.

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:: burlington area OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. VORCZA (progressive groove-jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. LUCY VINCENT (rock, jam), Nectarâ€™s, 9 p.m. $5/NC. 18+.

LADIESâ€™ NIGHT, City Limits, 7:30 p.m. NC. PAUL GEREMIA (country-blues, ragtime, jazz), Good Times CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. $10.

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CALL TO ARTISTS MEMORIAL SCULPTURE: The Deborah Rawson Memorial Library in Jericho is looking for a sculptor to create an outdoor memorial for a benefactor. Applicants invited to visit the library; call for appointment: 899-4962. More info, jeanarchibald@surfglobal.net. THE TEGU GALLERY in Morrisville is seeking artist submissions for solo exhibitions. Send examples of work and resume to steve@riverartsvt.org or River Arts, PO Box 829, Morrisville, VT 05661. THE VCAM SPACE on Flynn Avenue in Burlington is seeking artists to exhibit in the new venue. Tall walls for large-scale art, and technical assistance for video projects available. Info, 660-4335 or jane@vermontcam.org.

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S EXHIBIT “In Vivo, In Vitro,” paintings and drawings by Sarah Rutherford. L/L Gallery, Living/ Learning Center, UVM, Burlington. Through February 16.

ARTWORK Untitled booklet images by Sarah Rutherford

PHOTO Marc Awodey

arah Rutherford is a fearless artist. Her unflinching look at pregnancy and childbirth — in an exhibit entitled “In Vivo, In Vitro,” currently at the University of Vermont’s Living/ Learning Center — stems from what she has described as “my perverse fascination with the physical birthing process, as well as my own anxiety about someday becoming a mother.” The paintings are sometimes tough to look at, but they are infused with a reverence for birthing as a uniquely powerful act of creation. And in “exploring the boundary between grotesque and beautiful,” Rutherford is a powerful interpreter. Scale plays an important role in her works; most of the figures appear as life-sized or bigger. “Wonder Woman’s Baby” is a vertical, 7-by-5foot acrylic on canvas in which the super-heroine is a strange, menacing mother who looks down upon her naked baby lying on a scarlet floor. Wonder Woman appears to lack motherly instinct: She’s wearing a baggy, ill-fitting costume, and her offspring is tethered by its umbilical cord, like a hairless Chihuahua on a leash. While Wonder Woman is an American pop-culture icon, “Pierced” reinterprets a more universal iconographic female: the Virgin Mary. The seated nude, depicted as a modern young woman with pierced nipples, earrings and bracelets, looks uncomfortable with her immaculate-conception circumstances. Rutherford explains in an email that she is

“attempting to connect Mary directly with her pregnant female body, tying down her halo to the earth.” This unorthodox Madonna would be quite controversial in some quarters. “Pregnant Strap On” is a mock pregnancy in sculptural form: The wearable sculpture consists of large breasts and belly installed on a mannequin. Two figures — portraits of the

of the wall. At the end of the show, Rutherford plans to paint over the piece to represent a metaphorical separation from her mother. Scenes of birthing appear in a series of 18-by-28-inch works on paper; they are executed in red, sepia and black ink and are gruesomely bloody. The birthing woman repeated in the theme has tangled hair, wears the “Pregnant Strap On” and squats to bear her infant. This kind of charged realism seems essential to Rutherford in coming to terms with pregnancy and childbirth. Her graphic imagery might have run afoul of community standards at other galleries, especially taxpayer-supported ones. L/L Gallery curator Joan Watson, on the other hand, gave Rutherford carte blanche and the artist used it well. Another remarkable aspect of “In Vivo, In Vitro” is that Rutherford is just 21, a UVM senior. It’s rare to see work so early in an artist’s career exhibiting this level of technical strength and conceptual depth. Though the paintings may be shocking to some, sensationalism is not their intent; this work concretely examines aspects of a woman’s life not often in public view. Rutherford describes the exhibition as “asking visual questions that need to be asked, personally and socially.” Such questions can keep an astute artist busy for decades. m

Though the paintings may be shocking to some, sensationalism is not their intent; this work concretely examines aspects of a woman’s life not often in public view. artist and her mother — are similarly outfitted in a 20-foot-long installation and mural entitled “Cycles.” The standing older woman at left has an air of confidence, seemingly comfortable with her fecundity. The younger one, seated at far right, is awkward in comparison. The life-sized figures are painted directly onto the room’s deep crimson walls and connected by a sinewy faux umbilical cord made from tape, silicone glue and polyurethane. Rutherford artfully installed the cord so that it appears to thread in and out

RACHEL GROSS: "A Piece of Wall," prints and drawings on wood panels; images of furniture, interiors and wallpaper and upholstery patterns. Chaplin Gallery, Norwich University, Northfield, 485-2620. Reception and artist talk February 8, 4 p.m. Through February. DONNA STAFFORD: "Sets, Props, Etc.," works for the theater. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Reception February 9, 3 p.m. Through February 17. NEIL E. CALLAHAN: "East Selma, Alabama: Forgotten American," blackand-white photographs. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7200. Reception February 10, 4-6 p.m. Through February 25. CHARLIE HUNTER: "Where I Live Now," post-pastoral, post-industrial portraits of Vermont. Pine Street Artworks, Burlington, 863-8100. Reception February 11, 2-5 p.m. Through April 13. FEBRUARY SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Eight regional artists show their works in multiple media. Yester House, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception February 11, 2-4 p.m. Through March 5. ‘IT’S NOT YOUR GRANNY’S AFGHAN ANYMORE’: Woven and fiber adornments, quilts, baskets, paintings on silk and more by nine Vermont artists. Gallery at the Vault, Springfield, 8857111. Reception February 11, 1-3 p.m. Through March 4. REBECCA ARMELL: "Have a Chair: Visits with Vermonters," photographs of elders from the Northeast Kingdom and central Vermont. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Reception February 15, 3-5 p.m. Through April 1.

TALKS/EVENTS >> 54A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.

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TALKS/ EVENTS ONLINE BENEFIT AUCTION: The Community Health Center of Burlington is hosting a virtual art-selling event to benefit homeless families and teens. Check http://www.communityhealthcenterburlington.org to bid. Info, 8646309, x 191. Through February 10. GALLERY TALK: "When the Blackbird Flew Out of Sight," a lecture by art professor emerita Barbara Zucker on the life and pioneering work of late artist Rachel Bas-Cohain. 301 Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 656-2014. February 8, 5 p.m. ANNUAL GALA & BIRTHDAY BASH: A reception for the current exhibit, "Give Us a Hand," and five-year celebration with poetry slam, silent auction, music, palm readings and more. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. February 11, 7:30-10 p.m. SUE MILLER: The sculptor-painter throws a Valentine's weekend open studio sale. One Main St., Burlington. February 11, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., and February 12, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. EAST ASIAN ART FAMILY DAY: A special gallery tour of the East Asian art exhibit for children and adult companions. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. February 12, noon - 5 p.m. $4. PETER EARLE TALK: The son of late artist Edwin Earle discusses his father's watercolor paintings of Hopi Katsinas in conjunction with a current exhibit. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 8993211. February 12, 2 p.m. â€˜ART AND ROMANCEâ€™: T. Barton Thurber, curator of European art, gives a Valentine's Day lunchtime talk. Albright Gallery, Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. February 14, 12:30 p.m. â€˜WHAT IS IT ABOUT?â€™: A gallery discussion for adults who want to learn more about the current exhibition, "Past in Reverse," contemporary East Asian art. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. February 15, 7 p.m.

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:: central AXEL STOHLBERG: "Barns and Houses," abstracted architecture. Axel's Frame Shop & Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through February. ECLECTIC RECONSTRUCTIONS: Objects made by staff from scrap, surplus and recycled materials. ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Through February. LISA LILLIBRIDGE: "Snapshots of Life," photography; and DAVID THURSTON: Oil on paper and wood. Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, 223-4910. Through February. KARI MEYER: Recent acrylic landscape and abstract paintings. La Brioche, Montpelier, 272-4763. Through February. SARAH MUNRO: "Streams of Consciousness," acrylic collage paintings. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through February. ‘GIVE US A HAND’: A group show in multiple media featuring hands, Main Floor Gallery; "PAINTING FROM THE SOURCE WITHIN": Process paintings by members of the Creative Source Painting Studio in Marshfield, Second Floor Gallery; and GINNY JOYNER: "Cabinet of Curiosities," mixed media. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through March 4. ‘WOMEN’S WORKS: NO BOUNDARIES’: Part of the Festival for Women in the Arts, this exhibit shows works by

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Vermont finalists for the National Museum of Women in the Arts: Patricia Burleson, Gail Salzman, Deidre Scherer, Kathleen Schneider, Claire Van Vliet and Elizabeth Billings; also, artworks by students at Christ the King School. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through February 19. JANET VAN FLEET: "Echos of the Forest," whimsical sculptures of birds and four-legged creatures using found materials from logging sites, through February 20; and "SEW SEW ART: GREAT WORKS WITH FABRIC," Janet Van Fleet, Timothy Fisher, Bettie Barnes Kasaguma, Eve Jacobs-Carnahan and Mary Jo Krolewski show playful works in quilting, sculpture and collage, through March 5. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. ANTHONY CAFRITZ: "Clown Compression: Goodbye Dolly Gray," sculpture and mixed-media installation by the art prof. Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468-1227. Through February 17. MAGGIE NEALE: Oil paintings. Montpelier City Hall Art Space, 2299446. Through February. JENNIFER PERELLIE: "Brilliant Hues of Summer," watercolor and pastel with tissue paper. Sweet Wood Grill & Bar, Warren, 496-7147. Through April. DAVID SMITH: New paintings by the Marshfield artist. Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through March 3. PHILLIP ROBERTSON & ALEX BOTTINELLI: Collage paintings and prints. Barre Opera House, www.barreopera house.org. Through February. DOUG DESJARDINS: "Art From the Heart," playful paintings on recycled wood and canvas. The Cheshire Cat Art

& Artwear, Montpelier, 223-1981. Through March. SEVEN VERMONT SCULPTORS: New works by Willard Boepple, Chris Curtis, Patricia de Gogorza, Nancy Diefenbach, Lynn Newcomb, Tari Swenson and Judith Wrend. Sculpture Garden, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 8285422. Through May 2007.

vintage posters from 1895-1945 advertising travel, skiing, movies, patriotism and propaganda. Clarke Galleries Cold Comfort Farm Annex, Stowe, 253-7116. Through February 15. WINTER SHOW: More than 20 local artists exhibit their works. Stowe Town Hall, stowestudioarts@pshift.com. Through March.

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Dear Cecil, Last year my town made it illegal to use a “hands-on” cellphone while driving — hands-free phones are still OK. Since laws here tend to get passed on the basis of what will look good in the newspapers, I’m wondering: How dangerous is cellphone use in cars, really? You see drivers all the time drinking coffee, putting on makeup, chatting with passengers, etc. As distractions go, the only obvious difference with cellphones is that they’re relatively new and thus a target for legislative busybodies and the easily alarmed — there was all that noise a while back about cellphones causing brain cancer. What’s the Straight Dope, Cecil? For that matter, what’s up with cellphones and cancer? Fritz R., Chicago Wish I could tell you it was all crap, compañero, but uh-uh. Accumulating evidence suggests gabbing on the phone while driving is definitely dangerous, probably more so than other distractions. What’s more, hands-free phones don’t solve the problem. What gets you into trouble, it seems, isn’t so much fumbling with the phone (though that doesn’t help) as the apparent fact that driving and conducting a conversation at the same time consumes more mental processing power than most people can spare. A few data points: • Cellphones are involved in a lot of crashes. Best evidence: investigations of actual incidents. One study of 456 accidents in Australia requiring a hospital visit (McEvoy et al., BMJ, 2005) found that in 9 percent of cases (40 crashes) the driver had been talking on a cellphone during the 10 minutes prior to the accident, based on phone records. The authors conclude, “A person using a mobile phone when driving is four times more likely to have a crash that will result in hospital attendance.” A 1997 study of 699 accidents in Toronto (Redelmeier and Tibshirani, New England Journal of Medicine) came to a comparable conclusion. In another study, researchers at the Virginia Tech Transportation Institute installed cameras, sensors and

data-recording equipment in 100 cars, then watched what happened over the ensuing 12 to 13 months. They recorded 69 crashes, 761 near crashes, and 8295 lesser close calls. Of driver distractions that may have contributed to these incidents, use of cellphones was by far the most common, occurring in close to 700 cases. The distant runner-up was passenger-related activities, presumably including conversation, with fewer than 400 instances. Of the cellphone-related distractions, 87 involved dialing a handheld phone and 466 talking or listening. • Hands-free phones don’t help much. Although laws restricting cellphone use in cars typically make an exception for the hands-free variety, numerous studies show such phones aren’t markedly safer. Dialing does make you take your eyes off the road, but as suggested above, most cellphone-related accidents seem to happen while the driver is merely conversing. • Drivers using cellphones have slower reaction times and miss important visual cues. Studies using driving simulators have found that drivers brake slower, fail to see pedestrians and traffic signals, and otherwise pay less attention to the road while on the phone. Some experts compare driving while phoning to driving while drunk, but a study by folks at the University of Utah (Strayer et al., 2004) suggests that in certain respects drunks actually do better behind the wheel than phone users — they seem to stay closer to the speed limit and brake faster in response to braking vehicles ahead. All in all, there’s solid evidence that talking on the phone is among the more dangerous things you can do while driving. Other cellphone risks quickly noted: • Do cellphones cause cancer? Most studies say no, but some holdouts still argue the point — and they’re not all crackpots, either. One difficulty: digital phones, the most popular type, have been in common use for less than 10 years, too short a time for long-term health effects to show up. • Do cellphones cause other bad things? One never knows. A Hungarian study last fall was ominously entitled “Is There a Relationship Between Cell Phone Use and Semen Quality?” (Answer: maybe, and if so it ain’t good.) I’ve also got a couple reports here of tendonitis and such due to excess sending of text messages. On the bright side, cellphone interference with medical devices seems to have diminished, due in part to replacement of analog phones by digital ones. Finally, news of a cellphoneabetted breakthrough in medical diagnosis: UK doctors report that a patient claimed to have “small bumps” in a delicate spot, but by the time he showed up at the clinic the bumps had subsided. “Fortunately, the patient had taken . . . both a still and a video of his penis” using his cell phone. “The images were very clear and there was no doubt this man had had an outbreak of genital herpes.” Ain’t progress great? CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

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Mrs. Henderson Presents HHH

H BAWDY ENGLISH Hoskins and Dench introduce nudity to the London stage in the latest from Stephen Frears.

ere are four words I never thought I’d see in the same sentence: “Bob Hoskins” and “frontal nudity.” The actor goes Full Monty, though, in the latest from Stephen Frears (Dangerous Liaisons, Dirty Pretty Things). Hoskins plays Vivian Van Damm, a stage manager who coaxes the clothes off the cast of Britain’s first nude revue in late 1930s London by disrobing right along with it during an early rehearsal. He does this at the behest of a recently widowed aristocrat who purchases and renovates a West End theater so she’ll have something to do with her free time. Judi Dench costars as Laura Henderson, the real-life founder of Soho’s legendary Windmill Theatre. At the start of the film, Mrs. Henderson has just laid Mr. Henderson to rest. She quickly grows “bored with widowhood.” Serving on society committees proves tedious; needlecraft, tedious and frequently painful. One day she spots a run-down building from the back of her Rolls Royce and, on a whim, decides to buy it. She hasn’t a clue what to do with it, beyond a vague notion of putting on musical revues. Luckily, a close friend who has grown wise in the ways of widowhood helps her hook up with just the man to run the show. Mrs. Henderson Presents does not succeed on the basis of surprising plot developments and unexpected twists of character. The movie simply runs on charm. Many of its conventions are familiar, but the production’s high spirits and style eclipse that familiarity. Dench and Hoskins, for example, appear to be incompatible and constantly at odds over how the Windmill should be run. The truth, every viewer will pick up instantly, is that they share an unspoken attraction. The one scene in which the regal woman momentarily loses her composure is well into their relationship, when Van Damm introduces his employer to the wife she did not realize he has. The discovery proves so devastating that she responds with uncharacteristic incivility. She has all the money and influence in the world, but can’t have the man for whom she pines. For a fleeting, illuminating instant she’s a spoiled little girl. She gets what she wants from other men, though, thanks to her position in society and her genial deviousness. When the Windmill is on the brink of insolvency, Henderson concludes the solution is: “Naked girls, don’t you think?” Prior to that point, the theater had put on traditional vaudeville, with song-and-dance numbers, jugglers

and assorted comic acts. Its single innovation had been to offer a non-stop revue all day and evening, where other venues put on just one or two shows a day. The formula proved so successful that every other theater soon copied it, and the Windmill needed a new gimmick. Christopher Guest costars as the Lord Chamberlain, a stuffy, upper-class twit with the authority to give a red or green light to the introduction of female nudity to the London stage. Laura Henderson has known him since he was a little boy, calls him “Tommy” to remind him of that, and persuades him to allow her to proceed by plying him with fine wine and brie. Her masterstroke: The female performers won’t move. They’ll pose in “artistic tableaux,” becoming the flesh-and-blood equivalents of paintings hanging in the National Gallery. She gets her way, and the Windmill’s new revue is an instant hit. As Hitler’s war machine grinds ever closer to the city, young soldiers who will soon to be sent to face it occupy an increasing number of the seats. In a touching scene toward the end of the film, we learn this unlikely impresario’s secret motivation: Her son died at 21 in the previous war. Going through his things afterward, Henderson found a “French postcard” hidden away and realized that he probably went to his grave without ever having seen a real woman unclothed. This seemed to her a very sad thing, so, near the end of her own life, she determined to spare as many young men as possible the same fate. Though Mrs. Henderson Presents is less than timeless cinema, it is nevertheless a perfectly respectable addition to the tradition of big-screen showbiz sagas. The Windmill’s young cast is spunky and likable. The musical numbers are presented with flair. The art direction is of a high order, and the script by Martin Sherman does not want for sparkling repartee, particularly between Hoskins and Dench. This is their film, after all, and though their characters’ relationship has more than a little in common with those of other on-screen odd couples, the seasoned performers succeed in bringing it to feisty and engaging life. “You are a very irritating woman, but I wouldn’t have missed this for the world,” Van Damm tells Henderson as they share a dance. “I feel quite the same, even though you are a very irritating man,” she replies with a smile. Watching the pair irritate each other for 103 minutes proves a jolly good show indeed — one you would do well not to miss. m

CURIOUS GEORGE: Director Matthew O’Callaghan brings the beloved children’s series to the big screen with a little help from Will Ferrell, Joan Plowright, David Cross and Eugene Levy. (87 min, G) EIGHT BELOW: In this action-adventure inspired by a true story, three scientists on an expedition to Antarctica must leave their team of sled dogs to survive alone for more than six months. With Paul Walker and Jason Briggs. (PG) FINAL DESTINATION 3: Set six years after the original film, this sequel centers around a high school student who has a premonition of a fatal roller coaster accident. Featuring Mary Elizabeth Winstead, Ryan Merriman and Harris Allan. Directed by James Wong. (92 min, R) FIREWALL: Harrison Ford and Virginia Madsen are paired in Richard Loncraine’s thriller about a bank-security expert forced to bypass his own computer-security systems when kidnappers take his family hostage. Vince Vieluf and Paul Bettany costar. (105 min, PG-13) THE BORROWERS: This week the Savoy’s Children’s Film Series features Peter Hewitt’s 1997 comedy based on Mary Norton’s popular books about a tiny family who live in the walls and under the floorboards of normal-sized people’s homes. Starring John Goodman, Jim Broadbent and Flora Newbigin. (83 min, PG) THE PASSENGER: Jack Nicholson is paired with Maria Scheider in this re-relased 1975 classic directed by Michaelangelo Antonioni, the story of a television reporter who tries to start over by assuming the identity of a dead man and hiding out in North Africa. (123 min, PG-13) THE PINK PANTHER: Steve Martin stars in this resurrection of the Inspector Clouseau franchise. This time around, the eponymous diamond is in a ring which has been stolen from a famous soccer coach who’s just been murdered. Beyonce Knowles and Kevin Kline costar. Shawn Levy directs. (92 min, PG) WHITE COUNTESS: In James Ivory and Ismail Merchant’s final collaboration, Todd Jackson is a jaded American diplomat in 1930s Shanghai keeping sordid company with a refugee Russian countess (Natasha Richardson) who’s been reduced to prostitution. Kazuo Ishigur (Remains of the Day) wrote the original screenplay. (138 min, PG-13)

SHORTS ANNAPOLISHH James Franco, Tyrese Gibson and Donnie Wahlberg signed on for this drama about young men struggling to become Naval officers at the prestigious-but-demanding, 137-year-old institution. Directed by Justin Lin. (104 min, PG-13) BIG MOMMA'S HOUSE 2HH Released just a few weeks too late to qualify for Oscar consideration, this sequel has Martin Lawrence reprising the role of an FBI agent who goes undercover as an overweight, elderly woman. Nia Long costars. John Whitesell directs. (99 min, PG-13) BROKEBACK MOUNTAINHHHH1/2 Heath Ledger and Jake Gyllenhaal do some of the finest work of their careers in Ang Lee’s affecting adaptation of Annie Proulx’s short story about a pair of ranch hands who fall in love. Also starring Michelle Williams and Anne Hathaway. (134 min, R)

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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

Post-Katrina Politics thought it would be great to go down to Mississippi and see what’s happening.” In 1965, he made two films there with colleague David Neuman: Black Natchez, an examination of the power struggle within an African-American community; and Panola, the portrait of a reputed police informant. Then also a stringer for United Press International’s newsreel service, Pincus briefly detoured to shoot footage of Hurricane Betsy, which hit a geographic area similar to that of Katrina. His next venture, One Step Away, observed hippies living near San Francisco during 1967’s heady Summer of Love. By then, Pincus had quit school to devote himself to the art form. There was no escaping academia, however. A year later, legendary British director Richard Leacock — cinematographer on Louisiana Story in 1948 and Monterey Pop in 1968 — joined forces with Pincus to launch a film-studies program at MIT. Meanwhile, his own cinematic focus hewed closer to home. Diaries chronicles the turbulent lives, from 1971 to 1976, of the filmmaker and his wife Jane Pincus. She’s among the original writers of Our Bodies, Ourselves, the seminal women’s health manual first published in 1969. The vérité film’s 1982 release more or less coincided with Pincus’ decision to

abandon his chosen profession. Two factors led to that crossroads: He disliked video, which had begun to eclipse 16mm. Far more disturbing, a delusional acquaintance who had threatened Pincus and his family subsequently committed a high-profile murder elsewhere. At a hearing much later, the killer reportedly acknowledged that Pincus’ change of occupation did, in fact, protect them from harm. During this difficult hiatus, he coauthored The Filmmaker’s Handbook, a 1984 tome that’s still considered the production bible. In 1987, he established Third Branch. Fast-forward almost 20 years: Pincus downsized the flower business when his green thumb began itching to hold a camera again. The post-Katrina picture has roots in the subconscious of Lucia Small, a Boston auteur Pincus had wanted to collaborate with if the right idea came along. “She had dreams about New Orleans,” he says. “To me, it’s an important domestic story with political implications.” This winter, he and Small spent 60 days traveling through Louisiana, Mississippi, Texas and other states harboring hurricane refugees. Pincus adapted to high-definition video technology, which he now loves.

During the floods of 1927, President Calvin Coolidge approved a plan to dynamite the levees. Poor neighborhoods were sacrificed to save wealthier parts of the Crescent City. “In 1965, black people armed themselves to protect the levees,” Pincus points out. “About 80 percent of the people we talked with think the levees were purposely breeched again in Katrina — that it’s a land grab. I’m interested in exploring how historical events are communicated within a population. As William Faulkner wrote, ‘The past is never dead; it’s not even past.’” The Key Sunday Cinema Club, a showcase for sneak previews of unreleased films, starts up again this weekend at the Roxy in downtown Burlington. Last year the series included Paradise Now, which has since won a Golden Globe and was just nominated for a foreign-language Academy Award. The new season begins with a movie that’s also in the running for an Oscar, but — like all the club’s selections — must remain a surprise until members arrive for the 10:30 a.m. screening. Call 1-888-467-0404 or visit http://www.keysundaycinemaclub.com for more information. m

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

VOLATILE affairs put one’s heart through the meat grinder. ALOE VERA can’t heal a bruised ego or a lacerated heart. LOAVES of garlic bread are not the perfect gift for a lover. EVOLUTION, like a relationship, is all about trial and error. NOVELLAS featuring lots of romance are not a guy thing. TELEVISION soap operas are overflowing with innuendo. INVOLVEMENT is sometimes avoided by a harmed heart. NEVELSON’S romance with art left no room for her husband. ENVELOPES sent to lovers should be opened, not pushed. SLOVENS are unlikely to make the A-list for second dates. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: HARD AS CANDY, EASY AS FLOWERS. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Look for two separate solutions.

ioneering avant-garde documentarian Ed Pincus began capturing the zeitgeist with his 16mm camera in the 1960s. But after a personal trauma two decades ago, he switched from celluloid frames to clematis blossoms. Candide-like, the filmmaker found peace cultivating a garden. At the hilltop Roxbury home he’s inhabited for 35 years, his Third Branch Flower LLC experienced significant commercial success marketing lilacs, lilies, hydrangeas and such all over the world. The creative drive couldn’t be denied forever. Now 67, Pincus recently returned to filmmaking with an untitled work-in-progress about the diaspora of Gulf Coast residents following Hurricane Katrina. “I sold a lot of peony roots to Holland to finance this project,” he explains. Pincus, a Brooklyn native, was earning a graduate degree in philosophy at Harvard University en route to a teaching career. Everything changed when he saw Showman, a 1963 cinema vérité look at a movie mogul by brothers Albert and David Maysles. “I hated the film but loved the technique,” Pincus says of the nonfiction genre geared to spontaneity rather than preconceived narrative lines. He headed South to tap into the dynamic spirit of the times. “I wanted to do something on the civil rights movement,” Pincus recalls. “I

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SHORTS << 59A CAPOTEHHHH1/2 Philip Seymour Hoffman disappears into the role of writer-socialite Truman Capote in this biopic, which focuses on the years when the author wrote In Cold Blood. Catherine Keener costars. Bennett Miller directs. (98 min, R) CASANOVAHHH From acclaimed filmmaker Lasse Hallstrom comes this comic take on the legendary lothario’s adventures. Starring Heath Ledger, Sienna Miller, Oliver Platt and Jeremy Irons. (108 min, R) CHEAPER BY THE DOZEN 2H Steve Martin and Bonnie Hunt star in this sequel to the 2003 comedy about a large family prone to hijinx. Tom Welling and Piper Perabo costar. (84 min, PG) FUN WITH DICK AND JANEHH1/2 Jim Carrey and Tea Leoni are paired in this update of the 1977 George Segal-Jane Fonda comedy about a suburban couple who turn to crime in order to maintain their upscale lifestyle. Directed by Dean (Home Fries) Parisot. (100 min, PG-13) GOOD NIGHT, AND GOOD LUCKHHHH David Strathairn stars in George Clooney’s account of the mid-century clash between CBS newsman Edward R. Murrow and professional witchhunter Joseph McCarthy. With Robert Downey, Jr. (90 min, PG) HISTORY OF VIOLENCEHHHH Viggo Mortensen stars in this mindbender from director David Cronenberg, the surreal saga of a small-town Indiana resident who may not be the man he seems. William Hurt and Maria Bello costar. (96 min, R) HOODWINKEDHH1/2 Glenn Close, Jim Belushi and Anne Hathaway are among the voice cast in this animated, tonguein-cheek retelling of the Red Riding Hood tale. Corey and Todd Edwards direct. (80 min, PG) HOSTELHHH Writer-director Eli Roth follows up his hit debut Cabin Fever with the even grislier saga of two college buddies who backpack and party their way across Europe until they decide to spend the night in a Slovakian hostel, which proves not to be as welcoming as it appears. Starring Jay Hernandez and Derek Richardson. (95 min, R) MATCH POINTHHHHH Woody Allen serves up his finest film in more than a decade with this philosophical thriller about a former tennis pro who winds up with everything a socially ambitious young Londoner could ever want — except a conscience. With Jonathan Rhys-Myers, Scarlett Johansson and Emily Mortimer. (124 min, R) MEMOIRS OF A GEISHAHH1/2 Rob (Chicago) Marshall adapts Arthur Golden’s bestseller about a poor Japanese girl who transforms herself into a figure of skill and refinement. Ziyi

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portrait of a New York family dealing with its disintegration in the mid-1980s. Costarring Jesse Eisenberg, Anna Paquin and Owen Kline. (88 min, R) UNDERWORLD: EVOLUTIONHH Kate Beckinsale is back in black for this sequel to the 2003 goth-a-thon about a long-running war between vampires and werewolves. Scott Speedman costars. Len Wiseman directs. (R) WALK THE LINEHHH James (Girl, Interrupted) Mangold brings the life story of the late Johnny Cash to the big screen with help from Joaquin Phoenix and Reese Witherspoon. (135 min, PG13) WHEN A STRANGER CALLSH1/2 Camilla Belle stars in this remake of the 1979 horror hit in which a babysitter survives an attack by a killer only to find herself pursued by him years later. Brian Geraghty costars. Simon West directs. (PG-13)

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DOOMH1/2 The phenomenally popular videogame makes the leap from the computer screen to the silver screen with this horror-sci-fi combo about a research facility on Mars where things go phenomenally wrong. The Rock, Karl Urban and Ben Daniels star. Andrzej Bartkowiak directs. (100 min, R) ELIZABETHTOWNHHH From Cameron (Almost Famous) Crowe comes this romantic comedy about a troubled young man who flies home to attend his father’s funeral and makes a love connection with a quirky flight attendant along the way. Orlando Bloom and Kirsten Dunst star. (133 min, PG-13) JUST LIKE HEAVENHH1/2 Reese Witherspoon and Mark Ruffalo are paired in Mark Waters’ romantic comedy about a couple whose prospects for romance are complicated by the fact that one of them seems to be a ghost. Jon Heder also stars. (95 min, PG-13) WAITINGH1/2 Ryan Reynolds, Luis Guzman and Anna Faris star in this comic look at life behind the scenes at a generic chain restaurant. Justin Long costars. Rob McKittrick makes his directorial debut. (93 min, R) WALLACE & GROMIT: THE CURSE OF THE WERE-RABBITHHHH Everybody’s favorite clay-animated duo make their feature debut in this story about a mammoth vegetable-munching beast that threatens to spoil the town’s annual Giant Vegetable Competition. Featuring the voices of Peter Sallis, Ralph Fiennes and Helena Bonham-Carter. (94 min, G)

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ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 8 â€” thursday 9 Annapolis 12:35, 2:50, 9:40. Big Mommaâ€™s House 2 12:20, 2:30, 4:50, 7:10, 9:25. Brokeback Mountain 12:50, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. The Chronicles of Narnia 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20. Hoodwinked 1, 3, 5:10, 7, 9. Munich 1:15. Nanny McPhee 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:25. Underworld: Evolution 5, 7:20, 9:35. When a Stranger Calls 1, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30. friday 10 â€” thursday 16 *Curious George 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7, 9. *Final Destination 3 1, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30. *Firewall 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:35. *The Pink Panther 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:15, 9:20. Big Mommaâ€™s House 2 9:40. Brokeback Mountain 12:50, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. The Chronicles of Narnia 12:45, 4, 7. Nanny McPhee 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:25. When a Stranger Calls 1, 3:10, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30.

friday 10 â€” thursday 16 *Firewall 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:25. *The Pink Panther 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 7:10, 9:15. *Final Destination 3 1:20, 4, 7:20, 9:45. *Curious George 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 6:55, 9. Brokeback Mountain 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, 9:30. When a Stranger Calls 1:25, 4:30, 7:25, 9:35. Nanny McPhee 12:25, 2:35, 4:45, 7, 9:10. The Chronicles of Narnia 12:30, 3:30, 6:25. Hoodwinked 12:15, 2:15, 4:20, 6:15. Big Mommaâ€™s House 2 1:10, 4:10, 6:35. Munich 8:15. Underworld: Evolution 9:40. Annapolis 9:20. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 8 â€” thursday 9 Brokeback Mountain 6:15, 8:45. Munich 6, 8:50. friday 10 â€” thursday 16 Brokeback Mountain 2 (Sat & Sun), 6:15, 8:45. Hoodwinked 1:30 & 3 (Sat & Sun), 6. Good Night and Good Luck 7:30, 9:15.

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wednesday 8 â€” thursday 9 Memoirs of a Geisha 6:30. Pride and Prejudice 6:40, 9:10. The Squid and the Whale 7, 8:45. Casanova 6:45. Underworld: Evolution 9:20. The Producers 9:15.

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friday 10 â€” thursday 16 *White Countess 12:55, 3:30, 6:35, 9:35. *The Passenger 1:15, 6:25. Brokeback Mountain 1:05, 3:45, 6:45, 9:25. Match Point 1, 3:50, 6:55, 9:30. Mrs. Henderson Presents 1:10, 3:30, 7:05, 9:15. Capote 1:30, 4:05, 7, 9:20. Walk the Line 3:40, 8:45.

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THE SAVOY THEATER Main Street, Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 8 â€” thursday 16 The Borowers 11 (Sat). Brokeback Mountain 1, 4, 7.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678. wednesday 8 â€” thursday 9 Brokeback Mountain 7:30. Match Point 7:30. The Matador 7:30. friday 10 â€” thursday 16 *The Pink Panther 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Brokeback Mountain 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 & 9 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Match Point 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu).

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Soovin Kim now calls the world his stage, but the virtuoso violinist grew up in Plattsburgh. The Vermont Youth Orchestra’s most famous alumnus joined at age 10, remained part of the ensemble from 1987 to 1991, then went on to win some of classical music’s most prestigious awards. His fondest memories? “VYO Summer Camp, definitely. And first hearing the Beethoven String Quartet.” Kim still keeps in touch, offering masterclasses and mentoring young musicians. This week, a homecoming concert celebrates Kim’s new album of Paganini’s 24 Caprices, which are so technically difficult they earned their 18th-century composer a rep for dealing with the Devil. Says Kim, “It takes years and years of sounding horrible. I started working on them when I was 10.” Talk about persistence.

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WED.08 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. THE ORLANDO CONSORT: The early music vocal ensemble serves up songs celebrating medieval food, drink and merrymaking. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $26. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘DIE FLEDERMAUS’: Helikon Opera stages Johann Strauss’ beloved and frivolous work that revolves around a scheme to get even with a married womanizer. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-45. Info, 603-448-0400. ADIRONDACK BRASS CONCERT: A metal-heavy medley mixes Baroque and Renaissance works with selections by contemporary composer Arthur Frackenpohl. Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518564-2180.

‘THE LION IN WINTER’: Northern Stage presents James Goldman’s play about the medieval machinations of King Henry II of England and his formidable French wife, Eleanor of Aquitaine. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $16-41. Info, 296-7000. ‘NO EXIT’: Champlain Theatre presents an English adaptation of Jean-Paul Sartre’s one act about two women and a man stuck in one room together, forever. See review, this issue. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14. Info, 651-5962. ‘EVEN WE HERE . . . ’: Actor Michael Fox Kennedy portrays Abraham Lincoln in this one-man show about the president’s life and accomplishments. Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626.

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‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077. ‘TAP DOGS’: Fred Astaire meets heavy metal in this percussive Broadway dance show set on a construction site. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $31-51. Info, 863-5966.

‘THE PASSENGER’: Jack Nicholson plays a washedout writer who assumes the life of a dead man, then plummets into the seedy world of international arms dealing. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘HUD’: The relationship between a callous, womanizing ranch hand and his steadfast father is tested when disease threatens their ranch. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘RAGING BULL’: Based on volatile boxer Jake La Motta’s life story, this Martin Scorsese-Robert DeNiro collaboration is a knock-out. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, N.H., 9:15 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘CRASH’: Racial tension pervades this Academy Award-nominated film about the colliding lives of eight strangers in Los Angeles. Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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POP-UP CARDS: Artist Ellen Bresler shows adults and kids in grades 3 and up how to design and construct 3-D paper statements. Waterbury Public Library, 3-5 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 244-7036.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns so everyone can read at a Boho evening of free verse. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Henry David Thoreau’s classic essay “On Civil Disobedience” explore how it influenced Mahatma Gandhi, Martin Luther King Jr. and others. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘MOTHERS & DAUGHTERS’ SERIES: Readers of Mona Simpson’s Anywhere But Here talk about parental power. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076.

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BACK PAIN: Listeners learn how to avoid or eliminate lumbar fatigue. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. LABAN CARRICK HILL: The Burlington-based author offers a multimedia presentation based on his young-adult book about the Harlem Renaissance. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7076. BIRDWATCHING UPDATE: Bobolinks and Savannah sparrows flit into focus in an Audubon Society presentation about the Champlain Valley’s grassland species. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with HISTORY TALK: Denise Huestis of the Ticonderoga help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Heritage Museum reviews indigenous inventions Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. & 3 p.m. $6-9. that have been widely adopted, such as paper egg Info, 864-1848. cartons. Thompson-Pell Research Center, Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-585-2821. 2x1-citymarket020806(2).pdf 2/6/06 2:09:48 PM

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WED.08 << 05B BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. â€˜MOVING & GROOVINGâ€™: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock â€™nâ€™ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. DISCOVERY PROGRAM: Preschoolers dig underground life in a nature workshop about tunneling mammals and bugs. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30-11 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 229-6206.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477. KAYAK & CANOE ROLLS: Paddlers practice getting dumped in the drink, in order to right themselves again. Mt. Abe High School Pool, Bristol, 7-9:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 793-3244.

activism ANTI-POVERTY CONFERENCE: State and local officials discuss solutions for impoverished Vermonters at a gathering keynoted by U.S. Senator John Edwards. Morning session in Mann Hall, Trinity Campus, 9:30 a.m. - noon, keynote at Ira Allen Chapel, noon, afternoon session at Campus Center Theater, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7144. BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room 102, Lafayette Hall, 2x6-UVMrocks011106 1/9/06 4:12 PM UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453.

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â€˜RAPTOR RESCUEâ€™: Take a journey through the eyes of an injured bird, from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. â€˜RAPTORS UP CLOSEâ€™: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how itâ€™s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each otherâ€™s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Point-pushers create Also, see clubdates in Section A. scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage THE ORLANDO CONSORT: See February 8. Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS: The solo folk rocker and VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share former From Good Homes drummer plays with spelabor-market tips, training info and employment cial guests Paul Webb and Patti Casey. Firehouse leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166. Free. Info, 652-0339. VORCZA: The Burlington-based jazz trio plays origiCHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numnal compositions on bass, keys and drums. Base bered cards, then say the magic word. Broadacres Lodge, Stearns Hall, Johnson State College, 8 Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. p.m. Free. Info, 635-2356. Info, 860-1510. VOCAL CONCERT: Singer Jill Pennington performs CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens selections from Broadway musicals, with piano peruse archives and learn how to produce their accompaniment. Fine Arts Center, Castleton State own shows. Channel 17, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. College, 8 p.m. $6. Info, 468-1119. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. HEBREW READING WORKSHOP: Intermediate students convene to comprehend written language. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. DANCE TRIBE: Boogie down to recorded tunes in a Free. Registration and info, 864-0218, ext. 26. safe, friendly environment. No shoes are required at Also at Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 4:30-6 Shelburne Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $2. Info, 476-6139. p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125. MEDITATION PRACTICE: Calm sitters focus on their breath in this interfaith how-to session. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:45-7:45 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 476-4008. â€˜THE LION IN WINTERâ€™: See February 8, 2 & 7:30 p.m. FLU EPIDEMIC CONTINGENCY PLANNING: â€˜NO EXITâ€™: See February 8. Emergency management and public health offiâ€˜THURSDAY@7â€™: Chew on cafeteria politics at an cials help town and business administrators plan informal read-through of Lunch Lady, by playfor an extended flu pandemic. Green Mountain wrights Martin Kempel and Martin Pincus. Coffee Roasters, Waterbury, 1-4 p.m. $35. Waterbury Center Grange Hall, 7 p.m. Donations. Registration and info, 800-464-7232. Info, 244-4168. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen â€˜THE SISTERS ROSENSWEIGâ€™: This semi-autobiotheir speaking skills before a supportive audience. graphical play by recently departed dramaturge Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, Wendy Wasserstein brings the Jewish family com872-0135. edy up to date. The Vermont Actorsâ€™ Repertory Page 1 Theatre dedicates this production to the play1x6-cheap and easywright 2/8/05 11:46 AMParamount Page Theatre, 1 2x1-VonBargens011106R â€” and her family. Rutland, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 775-0903.

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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

words BOOK DISCUSSION: Those whoâ€™ve read Naked by satirist David Sedaris giggle in a group at the South Burlington Senior Center, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. BOOKER PRIZE WINNERS: Readers make an initial attempt at John Bergerâ€™s novel, G. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

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‘NEIGHBORS HELPING NEIGHBORS’: Small-scale community planners explain how to organize aid in case of an emergency. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. REGULATORY TAKINGS: John Echeverria of the Georgetown University Law Center discusses conservation efforts, land-use planning and the law. Chase Community Center, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1309. ‘THE IRISH IN VERMONT’: Historian Dan Casey examines the effect of immigrants on the Green Mountain State. Woodbury Community Library, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 456-7404.

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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 8. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2-4 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. LEARN TO BE A TRACK DETECTIVE: Small sleuths in grades K-5 explore signs that active animals leave behind. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 2:45-4:15 p.m. Free, snowshoes provided. Registration and info, 878-4918.

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The phrase “Gimme five” dates from the late 1970s, when athletes and city slickers made hand-slapping hip. It also inspired Studio Place Arts’ recent three-month fundraising campaign, which requested donations in $5 increments. This week, a fun fête celebrates SPA’s fifth anniversary with swing trio Stretch ’n’ the Limits, a silent auction of more than 25 arts and craft offerings, palm readings and a poetry slam hosted by Geof Hewitt. One of three on-site exhibits extends the five-digit theme with items such as artist Alison Dodge’s piano with keys made from mannequin fingers, and hand-inspired images from Burlington photographer Dok Wright (pictured). Barre Mayor Peter Anthony awards a prize for the “hand”-iest attire. Prepare to applaud.

‘GIVE US A HAND’ GALA Saturday, February 11, Studio Place Arts, Barre, 7:30-10 p.m. $20, poets $5-10. Info, 479-7069. http://www.studioplacearts.com

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 8. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.

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BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. FAMILY DANCE: Caller Mary Ann Samuels guides movers of all generations to tunes by Billy Drislane and Karen Downey. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-0832. CONTRA DANCE: Caller Will Mentor provides dancer directions, accompanied by feisty fiddle music from Pete Sutherland. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2446. SWING DANCE: Nimble-footed folks learn and practice steps to DJ selections. Champlain Club, Burlington, beginner lesson 8 p.m., open dancing 8:30-11 p.m. $5. Info, 860-7501.

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LITERARY PASSIONS: Readings of spicy erotica open a discussion of literature’s most controversial and prolific genre. The Vermont chapter of the National Writers Union hosts at Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-1848. TANYA LEE STONE: At a staged-reading party, the Vermont author introduces A Bad Boy Can Be Good for a Girl, her young-adult novel about teenaged love. See “Underlines,” this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.

‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See February 8. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 8. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 8. CHARITY BINGO: See February 8. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. BURLINGTON WINTER FESTIVAL: Citizens cavort outdoors in a seasonal celebration of all things chilly. Waterfront Park, Burlington, various times. Free. Info, 865-7552. SNOW SCULPTURE COMPETITION: Teams shovel, pack and shape precious white stuff into original designs for the chance to represent Vermont nationally. Waterfront Park, Burlington, daylight hours. Free. Registration and info, 865-7552. FOOD FEST: Covered casseroles help kick off the Hinesburg Winter Carnival. St. Jude’s Hall, Hinesburg, 6 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 482-2484. PENGUIN PLUNGE PARTY & REGISTRATION: Brave souls sign up for tomorrow’s frigid dip. ECHO Center, Burlington, 4-9 p.m. $175 minimum, free to watch. Info, 800-639-1603, ext. 106.

FRI.10 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. EVELYN GLENNIE: The hearing-impaired percussionist plays traditional and off-beat instruments, with piano accompaniment. See music section spotlight, this issue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $26-36. Info, 863-5966. JOHN BRYANT: The Brandon pianist plays a mix of classical, pop and ragtime music at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. VERMONT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC ENSEMBLE: Local musicians present jazz-themed works by Eric Dolphy, David Lefkowitz and Aaron Copland, among others. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, preconcert talk 7:15 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $16. Info, 849-6900. CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: Love songs get you in the mood for Valentine’s Day at this open mike for singer-songwriters. Charlotte Senior Center, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-2910. BROADWAY CABARET: Choir members and soloists belt out songs from shows such as Rent, Wicked 2x4.5-CaseyFamilySvcs020806 and Les Misérables. Grace Congregational 2/6/06 Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-4301.

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film ‘PARADISE NOW’: Expect quiet intensity and an explosive ending from this film about two Palestinian suicide bombers. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. 2006 OLYMPIC GAMES: Winter sports enthusiasts take in the opening Olympic ceremonies via a live telecast from Torino. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-523-2512. ‘AFTER THE FOG’: Filmmaker Jay Craven interviews local vets about the emotional effects of war and reintegration into civilian life. Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 877-2913. ‘AU REVOIR LES ENFANTS’: In this film set in a priest illegally shelters a Nazi-occupied 1:58 PM PageFrance, 1 Jewish boy at a parochial school. Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1310.

HIKING THE GUADALUPE RIDGE: High-school backpackers share images from a Southwestern trip and discuss the natural history of canyons, caves and cacti. Lamoille Union High School, Hyde Park, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 224-9980. ‘TOWARDS SUSTAINABLE LIVING’: Robert Costanza of UVM’s Rubenstein School of Environment and Natural Resources describes the economics of ecology. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 8. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 8, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 9. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. KIDS’ DRAMA CLUB: Pint-sized script readers ages 6 and up play theater games and prepare for a spring show. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-10 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-9 p.m. $10-15. Registration & info, 654-2721.

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BARBARY COAST JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Top trombonist Conrad Herwig, trumpeter Walter White and percussionist Robby Ameen join the pirate posse for a Latin-themed lineup. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422. TERESA STORCH: The singer-songwriter from Nebraska, by way of Cambridge, Massachusetts, strums her guitar at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘A CAPPELLA LEGENDS’: The Persuasions, 1960s harmonic heavyweights, share the stage with Rockapella, of “Where in the World Is Carmen Sandiego” fame. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25 & $33. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘SWEETS & SONG’: Canadian sopranos Mariateresa Magisano and Aline Kutan offer arias from The Marriage of Figaro and The Barber of Seville to support the Green Mountain Opera Festival. Coffee and confections sweeten the deal at the Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 496-7722. MICHAEL ARNOWITT: The Montpelier-based pianist performs an all-Gershwin program. Enosburg Falls Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 933-6171. JEZ LOWE & THE BAD PENNIES: Expect coppertoned tunes from this working-class British songwriter and his singing sidekicks. United Methodist Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 388-0216.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See February 10 COMMUNITY VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE: Motown hits move hips at an all-ages heart party. Municipal Gym, Middlebury, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 388-8080. HAWAIIAN NIGHT CONTRA DANCE: Northern Spy turns out tropical tunes for dancers in loud shirts and soft-soled shoes. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 785-4607. WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Caller Betsy Gotta heads a hoedown at Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced 6:30-7:30 p.m., mainstream 7:30-10:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 985-2012. COMMUNITY CONTRA DANCE: The all-girl country band Chix From the Stix supports caller Doug Bergstein. Plainfield Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 426-3955.

drama ‘THE LION IN WINTER’: See February 8. ‘NO EXIT’: See February 8. ‘THE SISTERS ROSENSWEIG’: See February 9, 2 & 8 p.m. Georgette Levis, the late playwright’s sister, answers questions about the play’s autobiographical truths after the 2 p.m. show.

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The forerunner of the modern snowmobile, a motorized wooden toboggan, was invented by a Wisconsin man with a bad foot in 1924. Fast forward six decades — the two-stroke invention has mechanized the winter landscape. But buzzing recreational ’biles can’t compare to the supertricked-out rides at Vermont’s only Extreme Snocross Snowmobile Race. Full-throttle sledheads converge around an L-shaped track sporting moguls that can propel units fitted with special shock absorbers up to 30 feet. Think dirt bike racing, but on heavier vehicles, and with snow. Speaking of which, Expo staff have been stockpiling the stuff all winter.

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film ‘PARADISE NOW’: See February 10. ‘NINE LIVES’: In this film directed by Rodrigo Garcia, nine women’s lives intersect in as many vignettes to create a rich slice-of-life tapestry. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:30 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘OIL ON ICE’: This Sierra Club documentary chronicles a Native American tribe’s fight against oil companies in the Arctic. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘GIVE US A HAND’ GALA: Fortune telling, poetry and a live swing band complement three art exhibits at this creative celebration. See calendar spotlight. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 7:30-10 p.m. $20, poets $5-10. Info, 479-7069. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333. OIL PASTEL DEMO: Painter Carol Boucher shows how to blend color on canvas, without brushes. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. ‘HAVE A HEART’: Artist Lorinda Henry leads a contingent of Valentine-card crafters to support a local youth group. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 1-3 p.m. $10. Info, 893-9966. WOODCUT DEMO: Printmaker Elizabeth Mayor explains how to go with the grain. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 295-5901. HANDBOOK LAUNCH PARTY: Author and art historian Mark Mitchell introduces the oldest gallery in the country still in its original form, before an evening reception to commemorate a new catalogue of its art collection. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, talk 1 p.m., reception 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

<calendar > talks BICYCLING IN THE FRENCH ALPS: Green Mountain Bicycle Club president Kevin Bessett shows photos taken in Grenoble, including snaps from last year’s Tour de France. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8904. ‘THE HEART OF A WINTER STORM’: Meteorologist Mark Breen of VPR’s “Eye on the Sky” makes predictions about ski-friendly precipitation. See calendar spotlight. Third floor, Base Lodge, Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 496-3551. VOYAGE TO MARS: Astronomy writer Andrew Chaikin shares his thoughts on space exploration. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 3-5 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2372. SEEDSTARTING 101: Cost-conscious gardeners learn how to sprout veggies and flowers from seed. Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505. OLDER WOMEN’S LEAGUE: Larry Lewack, executive director of the National Alliance for the Mentally Ill’s Vermont chapter, addresses a luncheon. Windjammer Restaurant, South Burlington, 11:45 a.m. Free, lunch not included. Info, 655-0119.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 8. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. MAKE VALENTINES: Scissor-savvy crafters ages 5 and up create heart art at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 223-4665. ‘SINGING MADE EASY’: Unsure of solfege? Music educator Nora Zablow demos the Suzuki method with youngsters ages 6-9 and their parents. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-4665. BANANA SPLIT PARTY: Ages 2-8 celebrate Curious George’s upcoming cinematic debut with stories, games and the mischievous monkey’s favorite sundae. Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. KIDS VT CAMP & SCHOOL FAIR: Forward-thinking parents and kids look into summer activities and year-round educational alternatives. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0272.

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WINTER BIRDING WALK: A naturalist leads outdoorspeople on a Northeast-Kingdom field trip to seek flying finches, crossbills and gray jays. Call for meeting location, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. $35. Registration and info, 229-6206. PENGUIN PLUNGE: Stout-hearted swimmers parade in a costume contest, then dunk themselves in Lake Champlain to raise funds for the Special Olympics. Waterfront Park, Burlington, registration 9 a.m., plunge 11 a.m. $175 minimum, free to watch. Info, 800-639-1603, ext 106. FULL MOON SNOWSHOE TREK: Post-trip hot chocolate welcomes hikers back from the lunar light. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 899-4056. CROSS-COUNTRY SKI: Nordic fans make tracks on the 10-mile Cotton Brook loop. Call for Stowe-area meeting location, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 479-2304. BELVIDERE MOUNTAIN: Snowshoes help winter trail travelers on this 6-mile, 2500-foot climb. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 878-6828.

activism ‘BRING THE TROOPS HOME NOW’ PROTEST: Conscientious objector Pablo Paredes heads a rally to demand demobilization of U.S. soldiers in Iraq, and support for veteran benefits. See story, this issue. Meet at Montpelier City Hall, 1 p.m., march to the Statehouse, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m., rally 2 p.m. Free. Info, 338-0515.

tion to sustainable clothing choices. Langdon St. Café, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1239. DINOSAUR DAY: “Dinoman” Bob Lisaius looks beyond Earth in an attempt to explain the dinosaur extinction. Montshire Museum, Norwich, noon. $12-15. Info, 649-2200. VALENTINE’S CASINO NIGHT: High rollers have dinner, then gather around blackjack, roulette and craps tables to win for FolKids of Vermont. Milton Eagles Club, 6-11:30 p.m. $25 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 527-9958. ‘WINTER IS A DRAG’ BALL: Expect frothy, fun costumes, cabaret, disco divadom and the Dirty Blondes at this annual LGBTQ celebration organized by the House of LeMay. See story, this issue. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $15-20. Info, 652-0777. JOHNSON WINTER CARNIVAL: Community members shake off the cold-weather blahs with skating, a spaghetti dinner and a tug-of-war contest, plus live music, dancing and a geocache scavenger hunt. Various Johnson-area locations, 10:30 a.m. - 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-9596. STOMP IN THE PARK: Adults and kids alike play in the snow, take birdwatching or nature walks, and enjoy a toasty cookout. Hubbard Park, Montpelier, 3-8 p.m. Free, food is for sale. Info, 371-4292. BEGINNING BEEKEEPING WORKSHOP: What’s up, honey? Aspiring apiarists learn how to start and maintain a backyard hive through the seasons. Depot Home and Garden, Essex Junction, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. $12 includes a snack. Reservations and info, 878-8596.

etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See February 8. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 8. CHARITY BINGO: See February 8. BURLINGTON WINTER FESTIVAL: See February 10. SNOW SCULPTURE COMPETITION: See February 10. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. MUSIC BRUNCH: Canadian songstress Natasha Alexandra contributes soulful piano ballads to the breakfast buffet. Dining Hall, Student Life Center, Champlain College, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. $6 includes brunch. Info, 860-2794. AVALANCHE WORKSHOP: Cold-weather climbers and hikers learn how to stay safe on backcountry slopes in this two-day training. St. Michael’s College, Colchester, all day. $175. Registration and info, 244-7037. SPIRITUAL HEALING: Patients and their caretakers consider the healing effects of spirituality. Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Donations. Info, 773-4488. SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 985-8442. ‘1890 FAMILY DAY’: Visitors experience a 19th-century farm, complete with chores, horse-drawn sleigh rides and sledding, then help cook and eat a hearty meal in a woodstove-powered kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. $45-65. Info, 457-2355. AARP PROGRAM: Seniors chat over coffee, then get a musical surprise from The Unpredictables. South Burlington City Hall, social hour 9 a.m., meeting 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-2684. ‘FANTA (MUST) SEE FASHION SHOW’: D-I-Y divas mount the catwalk to call atten-

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INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE: Circle moves are the focus of this dance session. Leave your street shoes outside Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 633-3226.

‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See February 8. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 8. CHARITY BINGO: See February 8, 2 & 7 p.m. BURLINGTON WINTER FESTIVAL: See February 10. SNOW SCULPTURE COMPETITION: See February 10. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See February 11. SLEIGH RIDES: See February 11. ‘UNA FESTA ITALIANA’: A silent auction raises funds for the Flynn at this five-course banquet. Three Tomatoes Trattoria, Burlington, 6 p.m. $60. Reservations and info, 652-4507. BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count in a tournament-style competition. Bring your board to Allenwood, 90 Allen Road, South Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. BURLINGTON BRIDAL SHOW: Wedding planners peruse options, discover dresses and register for Mardi Gras-themed prizes at the Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6. Info, 459-2897.

‘THE LION IN WINTER’: See February 8, 5 p.m. ‘THE VAGINA MONOLOGUES’: See February 10, 2 p.m. ‘ROSENCRANTZ & GUILDENSTERN ARE DEAD’: See February 10, 2 p.m. ‘TWELFTH NIGHT’: See February 11, 4 p.m.

film ‘PARADISE NOW’: See February 10. ‘DEEP BLUE’: From dolphins to jellyfish, Pierce Brosnan narrates this documentary about the living treasures of the sea. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘UNTIL THE VIOLENCE STOPS’: This documentary details the political activism birthed by Eve Ensler’s play, The Vagina Monologues. UVM Women’s Center, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1962.

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‘BENEFITS OF MASSAGE’: Shiatsu therapist Mindy Wilke explains the benefits of applying pressure. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1:30-3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 879-7576. ‘REMEMBERING RICHMOND’: Longtime area residents recall what the town was like in the ’30s, ’40s and ’50s. Richmond Free Library, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3654.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750.

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THE POINT SKI & RIDE: See February 10, crosscountry skiing. Sleepy Hollow Ski Center, Huntington, all day. $7.50. Info, 223-2396. SNOCROSS SNOWMOBILE RACING: See February 11. FULL MOON SNOWSHOE TREK: See February 11. MT. MANSFIELD SNOWSHOE: Experienced winter hikers make the difficult, 7-hour trek to the top of Vermont’s highest peak. Meet at Montpelier High School, 7:45 a.m., or the “winter end” of Route 128 in Stowe, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 888-3375. DEWEY MOUNTAIN: Bushwhacking will be part of the challenging Adirondack ascent. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 893-1266. NORTHERN VERMONT SNOWSHOE CHALLENGE: Adults compete for the best stepping time on a hilly course, but kids and non-racers can join a fun run on friendlier terrain. Smugglers’ Notch Nordic Ski & Snowshoe Adventure Center, Jeffersonville, registration 9:30 a.m., race 11 a.m. $4-15. Info, 644-1173. ALPINE TOURING RACE: Telemarkers, snowboarders and randonee racers compete in this free-for-all race up and down Bolton’s backcountry terrain. Bolton Valley Resort, registration 8:30-9:30 a.m., race 10:30 a.m. $12 per racer. Info, 434-6804. 2x4-preclampsia011806 1/11/06 12:50

‘PARADISE NOW’: See February 10. ‘LOST BOYS OF SUDAN’: This feature-length documentary follows two refugees who fled one of Africa’s cruelest civil wars as children, only to confront the alienation of contemporary America. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1356.

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When Bohemian author Johannes von Saaz penned Death and the Ploughman in 1401, he had just watched his young wife die. The drama’s dialogue challenging the Grim Reaper to account for himself was provocative during a period of limited theological freedom. The award-winning SITI Company stages its own interpretation of the mystery play at the Flynn this week. Choreography underscores philosophical debate on a giant chessboard that morphs from a church service to a 3-D version of Picasso’s “Guernica.” Death wears a dashing bowler and wields an umbrella, and although this particular showdown ends with God declaring a stalemate, theatergoers may exit pondering how people manage to live full, happy lives in the shadow of the snappily dressed inevitable.

‘DEATH AND THE PLOUGHMAN’ Wednesday, February 15, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $28-34. Info, 863-5966. http://www.siti.org http://www.flynncenter.org

WRITING FOR KIDS: Budding children’s authors share ideas with other supportive scribes. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

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talks GRANDPARENT PRESENCE: Seniors compare notes on staying close to far-flung grandchildren. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘KEY MOMENTS IN HELL’: UVM English professor emeritus Bill Stephany explores the limbo described in Cantos 4 and 5 of Dante’s Inferno. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192. ETHAN ALLEN TOWER: David and Ann Arms of the Chittenden County Historical Society review this local landmark’s recent centennial. Colchester Historical Society Parsonage, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5155.

kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 8, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 9, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.

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<calendar > ‘WRAP YOUR BOX’: Women weigh disposables against cloth, then make their own flannel menstrual pads to take home. UVM Women’s Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1962.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. DISCOVERY PROGRAM: Preschoolers learn about chipmunks and other furry, tree-climbing creatures. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9:30-11 a.m. $8. Registration and info, 229-6206.

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COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers get their spines aligned through Anusara-inspired instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.

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dance VALENTINE’S DAY DANCE: Romantic revelers shake a leg to sounds by Bill Carmichael Walsh, Fred Barnes and Jazzmosis. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 877-6737. LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. DANCE COMPANY OF MIDDLEBURY: Student choreographers present an informal showing of works to be performed at the upcoming regional American College Dance Festival. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

drama ‘TWELFTH NIGHT’: See February 11.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 8. VERMONTERS FOR A JUST PEACE: Locals review global issues in Palestine and Israel. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 8. LEGISLATIVE BREAKFAST: Elected officials and businesspeople mix at a meal keynoted by Dr. Ken Thorpe, a disease prevention expert whose proposed health-care plan emphasizes quality care. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 7:30 a.m. $16. Reservations and info, 863-3489, ext. 207. SENIOR LUNCHEON: Elders socialize over a music-enhanced meal featuring olive-sprinkled salad and baklava. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, noon. $4. Reservations and info, 862-7754. ‘MAGIC CARPET’ LUNCHEON: World travelers present their stories over a repast of international treats. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 11 a.m. $14. Reservations and info, 603-643-4470. CAREER FOCUS: Adult learners set goals based on their skills and aspirations. Community College of Vermont, Morrisville, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. SCHOLARSHIP SEARCH: Back-to-schoolers get tips on finding funding. Community College of Vermont, Morrisville, 1-3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177.

film ‘PARADISE NOW’: See February 10. ‘AFTER THE FOG’: See February 10. Middle Earth Music Hall, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.

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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 8. WILPF MEETING: Activists review world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 8. CHARITY BINGO: See February 8. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. GROWING WITH MOTHER GOOSE: Parents of preschoolers take in storytelling tips in a program promoting early literacy. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle workers relax with fellow fiber artists at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.

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words SOAPBOX SWEET TALK: Local writers read about love at a Valentine’s Day open forum. Listen, then step up yourself. In front of the Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See February 8. FARMERS’ NIGHT CONCERT: The New England Kurn Hattin Holmes Jazz Band makes a welcome ruckus at the Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626.

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‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See February 8.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 8. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 8. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 9, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See February 10. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. 3x4-sideRIDE

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film ‘PARADISE NOW’: See February 10. ‘PERSONA’: A traumatized actress and a young nurse form an unnervingly close relationship in this 1966 Swedish movie about identity issues. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘PICKPOCKET’: After going to jail, a thief reflects upon his life in this Dostoevsky-inspired tale of crime, punishment and redemption. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8:50 p.m. $7. Info, 603-6462422. ‘CROSSING DELANCEY’: In this feel-good romance flick, a Manhattan bachelorette meets a man through her Jewish grandma’s matchmaker. South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. RUG HOOKING DEMO: Fiber artists Jolyn Joslin and Judy Dodds explain how to dye wool, then pull colored tufts through burlap backing. Warren Public Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3913.

words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See February 8. ‘INFLUENTIAL FIRST LADIES’: Readers of Phyllis Levin’s biography, Edith & Woodrow: The Wilson White House explore the relationship between personal and political power. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘FOOD FOR THOUGHT’ DISCUSSION GROUP: Readers review the philosophical questions raised by Man’s Search for Meaning, Viktor Frankl’s account of his three years in a WWII concentration camp. Waterbury Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

talks VOLUNTARY SIMPLICITY: A speaker from the Vermont Earth Institute kicks off a discussion about having more fun with less stuff. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-3338. PRE-PERFORMANCE LECTURE: Dartmouth English prof Peter Travis discusses SITI Company’s translation and adaptation of Death and the Ploughman. See calendar spotlight. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. ‘LIVING WITH YOUR FEET’: A chiropractor explains how to pamper your peds for better overall health. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. ‘HEATHERS’: Horticulturalist Vivian Branschofsky talks about the proper care of blooming, heathbound plants. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 656-0473. ‘MT. MANSFIELD 2035’: Vermont Land Trust president Darby Bradley and Hands on the Land author Jan Albers review how economic, government and social pressures will affect the state’s scenery. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2085.

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‘GOVERNOR PHILIP HOFF’: Author Stephen Terry reflects on Vermont’s first 20th-century Democratic executive. The Hildene, Manchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. BASIC NON-LINEAR EDITING: Aspiring moviemakers learn to put it all together using the Final Cut Express editing system. Channel 17, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. JAMES HOWARD KUNSTLER: The author of The Long Emergency critiques nonrenewable resource depletion and prepares listeners for a post-”peak oil” future. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See February 8. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See February 8. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See February 8. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See February 8. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See February 8. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See February 8. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See February 8. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See February 8. TOM STAMP: The master storyteller makes an impression on tykes and adults, too. Thatcher Brook Primary School Library, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. PAJAMA STORYTIME: Little ones have milk and cookies, then get ready for bed with not-tooscary nighttime tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘DORA THE EXPLORER: LIVE!’: Adventuresome kids embark on a pirate ship at the famous Nickelodeon cartoon’s live-action show. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $21 & $27. Info, 863-5966.

‘FINDING FINANCIAL AID’: Graduate students uncover grant and loan info. VSAC, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. EXERCISE WORKSHOP: Office-worker types learn ergonomic stretches to reduce eye strain and muscle fatigue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 951-5700. ‘GAP YEAR’ FAIR: Students and parents talk with reps from experiential-learning organizations about ways to take a year off between high school and college. South Burlington High School, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7065. VERMONT LEAGUE OF WOMEN VOTERS: Senator Vincent Illuzzi discusses affordable housing after a continental breakfast, then attendees meet with their own legislators for lunch. Statehouse, Montpelier, breakfast 8 a.m., meeting 9:30 a.m. Call for cost. Info, 657-0242. m

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sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See February 8. KAYAK & CANOE ROLLS: See February 8.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See February 8. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See February 8. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Town Office Meeting Room, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341.

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Jonesing for the perfect patch of powder? February and March are typically the two months of highest average snowfall in Vermont, but outdoor athletes keen to strap on skis and snowshoes are wondering when winter will get underway. In a talk titled ‘Ten Gazillion Snowflakes Can’t Be Wrong,’ Mark Breen explains how elusive blizzards form and drop frosted flakes. One of the trusty voices behind VPR’s “Eye on the Sky” weather forecast and a meteorologist at St. Johnsbury’s Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium, Breen shows how temperature, humidity and geography affect snowfall across the state, and explains why precipitation prognosticators have a tough row to hoe. Be nice.

‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See February 8. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See February 8. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See February 8. ESL GROUP: See February 8. CHESS GROUP: See February 8. KNITTING POSSE: See February 8. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See February 8. CHARITY BINGO: See February 8. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See February 8. HEBREW READING WORKSHOP: See February 8. CAREER FOCUS: See February 13, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, noon - 3 p.m. ENGLISH CONVERSATION: Students learning English as a second language chat informally to improve their speaking skills. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

‘THE HEART OF A WINTER STORM’ Saturday, February 11, Third floor, Base Lodge, Mad River Glen, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 496-3551. http://www.fairbanksmuseum.org/eye.cfm http://www.madriverglen.com

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Happy Valentine Daze, Aries! As I meditated on what advice would be most likely to energize your love life, I thought of what Clarissa Pinkola Estes said in her book Women Who Run With the Wolves. “The desire to force love to live only in its most positive form,” she wrote, “is what causes love ultimately to fall over dead.” She obviously doesn’t mean you should seek negativity on purpose. Rather, you should freely acknowledge that even the most sublime intimacy has a dark side. As long as you welcome love’s difficulties, it will remain vital.

your watchword in the coming weeks. Let it be the beacon that guides you away from the sentimental illusions about romance that you may still be drawn to. After all, there are few things that undermine authentic love more than infantile wishes and naïve fantasies. Happy Valentine Daze, Cancerian!

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Welcome to Free

(April 20-May 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Taurus! After extensive meditation about what advice would be most useful for your love life in 2006, I rejected this observation by “The Simpsons” creator Matt Groening: “Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.” Do not, under any circumstances, make those your words to live by. Instead, consider the following counsel from Norman Mailer: “Love asks us that we be a little braver than is comfortable, a little more generous, a little more flexible. It means living on the edge more than we care to.”

Will Astrology’s annual “Swimsuit Issue.” We do it differently than other publications. Sports Illustrated, for instance, fills its pages with photos of barely clothed female models, whereas we provide verbal stimuli to help you get your fantasy life tuned up for the season of naked fun, which begins any minute for you Leos. The first image we’d like to evoke in your mind’s eye is of you lounging in a swimsuit on an otherwise deserted tropical beach with an attractive member of your favorite gender (or three of them, if you’re in an expansive mood). Visualize him or her or them engaging in some behavior that simultaneously rouses your lust, your tenderness and your compassion. See them carrying out a series of acts that not only thrills you sensually but also moves you to happy tears and causes you to overflow with spiritual contentment. Keep fantasizing for at least 15 minutes. Happy Valentine’s Day, Leo!

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(May 21-June 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Gemini! After strenuous meditation about what advice would be most likely to energize your love life, I decided on some wisdom from journalist Mignon McLaughlin. “The hardest-learned lesson,” she wrote, “is that people have only their kind of love to give, not our kind.” I hope her perspective liberates you to enjoy what love actually is, rather than to always be pining for what it could or should be.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Love at first sight may be a matter of instinctively recognizing someone who will allow you to continue in comfortingly familiar — and often destructive — patterns learned in childhood.” So said Salon.com’s Lisa Zeidner in her review of Maggie Scarf’s book Intimate Partners. Make that idea

Valentine Daze, Virgo! To begin our meditation on romance, let’s consider psychologist Carl Jung’s words: “People will do anything, no matter how absurd, in order to avoid facing their own soul.” Do you fit that description? Have you ever employed tortured logic to explain to yourself why you’re not following your heart’s promptings? In the past year, did you take a detour that has led you further and further away from your true home? Are you engaging in evasive measures in order to keep yourself from seeing the open secret about love that’s right in front of you? I’m just asking, Virgo, not accusing. Only you know the correct answers.

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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Happy Valentine Daze, Libra! After an extensive search for the wisdom that would be most likely to energize your love life, I found the perfect advice. It comes to you courtesy of psychologist James Hillman: “For a relationship to stay alive, love alone is not enough. Without imagination, love stales into sentiment, duty, boredom. Relationships fail not because we have stopped loving but because we first stopped imagining.” How will you act on this excellent counsel? Maybe you could take you and your closest ally to a sanctuary you’ve never dreamed you’d go to in a thousand years. Or do an exercise in which you ask each other questions you’ve never broached before. Or devise an experiment in which the two of you get to face an unfamiliar challenge together.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Happy Valentine Daze, Scorpio! To begin our meditation on love, let’s turn our attention to Abhishek Parikh, an Indian man who claims to be the reincarnation of a very special woman. In his present life as well as in his last one, he believes he has served as the wife of the snake god Naagraaj. To perform his wifely duties, he sometimes transforms into a female snake himself, though he always returns to his male human form. I bring this up, Scorpio, because I think that you yourself have the potential of getting intimate with a snake god or snake goddess in the coming weeks. My gut instinct tells me so, and so does my analysis of the astrological omens. You don’t have to become the deity’s full-time wife or husband; being a parttime companion or apprentice will be just fine.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Happy Valentine Daze, Sagittarius! The more animal noises you make during the season of love, the better you’re going to feel and the more successful you’re likely to be. The astrological omens indicate that cosmic rhythms will tend to align in your favor if you express a whole range of primal feelings with moans, growls, cackling and other nonverbal sounds. P.S. If you don’t pursue this agenda with conscious intent, beastly behavior might possess you at inappropriate times, such as lion-like super-yawns in the middle

of a meeting or uncontrollable yapping when you’re suddenly overcome by territorial instincts.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Happy Valentine Daze, Capricorn! To begin our meditation on love, let’s turn our attention to your appearance. I think you owe a huge debt of gratitude to the fact that you don’t have the face and body of a dazzling supermodel or gorgeous hunk. The temptation to rely on your physical attractiveness at the expense of developing your character would be virtually irresistible. In the coming days, this fact will bring you a fresh batch of benefits, including a subtle breakthrough in your romantic life. Here’s your quote of the week, from Katharine Hepburn: “It is the plain women who know about love. The beautiful women are too busy being fascinating.”

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Happy Valentine Daze, Aquarius! The English novelist Julia Pardoe expressed an idea that would be useful for you to integrate into your thoughts about love in 2006. “In each human heart are a tiger, a pig, a donkey, and a nightingale,” she wrote. “Diversity of character is due to their unequal activity.” Why is this important for you to contemplate? In the coming weeks, I believe, you will have an unprecedented chance to bring the tiger and nightingale aspects to the forefront of both your own heart and the hearts of those whose affections mean most to you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Happy Valentine Daze, Pisces! Borrowing the words of poet Pablo Neruda, I’ve prepared a love note for you to use as your own. Feel free to give these words to the person whose destiny needs to be woven more closely together with yours. I love you between shadow and soul. I love you as the plant that hasn’t bloomed yet, and carries hidden within itself the light of flowers. I love you without knowing how, or when, or from where. Because of you, the dense fragrance that rises from the earth lives in my body, rioting with hunger for the eternity of our victorious kisses.

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ALEXANDER TECHNIQUE WORKSHOP: For adults, Saturday, February 11, 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Chase Dance Studio at the Flynn Center, Burlington. $25. Info, call 802-652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www. flynncenter.org. Discover new physical balance by stripping away harmful habits, eliminating unnecessary tension, and heightening self-awareness. The technique results in greater freedom of movement, balance, support, and coordination and is suitable for actors, dancers, athletes, and all those who move. BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Tuesday evenings, Saint Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40. Info, 802-598-6757, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com or visit www. FirstStepDance.com. Classes begin the first week of each month and run for four weeks. No partner required for classes, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (childrenâ€™s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentine Tango every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! POST NEW YEARâ€™S RESOLUTION SWING DANCE CLASSES IN RICHMOND, POPSICLE TOES PRESENTS: Thursdays, February 9 - March 16, 6:15-7:15, Lindy 1: Introduction to Lindy, 7:30-8:30, Lindy 2B, Fun with Fundamentals, prerequisite Lindy 1. Richmond Free Library, second floor, 201 Bridge Street, Richmond. $50 for six classes. Info, call Dan at 802-4345776 or email Chris at swivel@wildmail. com. Please preregister! Classes are filling up. These classes will teach the rudiments of swing, with a strong emphasis on technique: center, balance, connection, lead and follow, timing, and more. Itâ€™s not just movesâ€”itâ€™s the way that you move. RONALD K. BROWN/EVIDENCE DANCE MASTERCLASS: Teen and adult, Saturday, February 18, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Flynn Center studios, Burlington. $20. Info, call 802-652-4548 ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Known for his signature style and a unique vocabulary that explodes with the energy and rhythms of African dance, this modern dance class led by choreographer Ronald K. Brown is geared toward tireless intermediate/ advanced dancers.Friday, February 17. Day of Dance with Ronald K. Brown: High-school and college-age dancers are welcome at this enriching full-day immersion in dance. Learn from new teachers, meet fellow dancers, take classes in multiple styles, and see a matinee performance by Ronald K. Brown/EVIDENCE dance company. Talk with company members when you meet the artists after the show, and then dance with them at a special masterclass that caps off the day. SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, three levels. Tuesdays, February 21 - March 28, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Swing 1/ Lindy Hop Basics, Beginning level, no experience required, includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, February 22 - March 29, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2C/Lots â€˜O Swing Outs. Level 2: Must have mastered Swing 1 or by permission. 7:45-8:45 p.m., Elements of Lead and Follow: Tips and techniques for dancing beautifully with anyone. Level 3: Must have taken Swing 2: A,B,C, and D or by permission. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.

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kids BON VOYAGE! AFRICAN AND INDIAN DANCE AND ARTS VACATION CAMP WITH FIREHOUSE EDUCATIONâ€™S CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO: Grades 3â€“5, Monday-Friday, February 27 - March 3, 9:30 a.m. - 2 p.m., Flynn Center Studio and Firehouse Educationâ€™s Clay and Craft Studio. $200. Info, call 802-652-4548, ext. 4, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org. Explore the dances, customs, cultural traditions, and crafts of Africa and India. Children learn traditional dances to the sound of live drumming, try their hands at keeping the beat, and explore clay, batik, painting, and other indigenous craft techniques. Family and friends are invited to a performance and exhibit on Friday. Camp is suitable for all levels of dance and art experience.

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martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, February 7, 5:30 p.m. Adult classes seven days a week. Childrenâ€™s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Fridays, 56:30 p.m. Zazen, Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a childrenâ€™s play space for training parents. BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and childrenâ€™s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd. com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness. KYOKUSHIN KARATE & SELF-DEFENSE: Monday and Wednesday evenings, 6-7 p.m. kids, 7:15-9 p.m. adults. Waterbury Grange, Howard Avenue. Reasonable rates, no contracts. Info, 802-253-2050. Kyokushin is a Japanese style of Karate emphasizing very traditional and holistic teaching methods. Excellent family-oriented program for the past 25 years. Male and female Japan certified instructors with 30+ years experience. New classes now forming; all ages and levels. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. MOY YAT KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702 or visit www.kungfuvt.com. The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced wing chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective system of self-defense. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 69 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The â€œPunch Lineâ€? Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian JiuJitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 660-4072 or visit www. bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor

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massage ADVANCED CLASSES FOR MASSAGE THERAPISTS: Pain Mechanisms of the Lower Back, Thursdays, February 16 – March 9, 6-9 p.m. $225. Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder, Thursdays, March 16 – April 6, 6-9 p.m. $225. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck, Thursdays, April 13 – May 4, 6-9 p.m. $225. The No Hands Full-Body Rejuvenation Method, one day intensive, Saturday, February 18 and April 8, 10 a.m. – 4 p.m. $75. Discount offered when you register for all three Pain Mechanisms classes by February 16. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St, South Burlington, VT. $100. Info, visit www.NMTvermont. com, email NMTclasses@verizon.net or call 802-658-7715. These classes are designed for massage therapists and bodyworkers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. COUPLES MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Sunday, February 12, 1-3:30 p.m. $85 per couple. Info, 802-253-8427 or visit http://stowe yoga.com. Learn massage techniques with your partner in an atmosphere of playful loving-kindness. Visit our light-filled yoga studio where massage tables and oils are provided. Offered by Katherine Graves, CMT, BHS, member ABMP, SAA. MASTER CLASSES FOR BODWORKERS WITH STEPHEN O’DWYER: Four-week classes begin Thursday, February 16, 6-9 p.m. Pain Mechanisms of the Lower Back-Level 1, February 16 - March 9. Pain Mechanisms of the Shoulder-Level 1, March 16 - April 6. Pain Mechanisms of the Neck-Level 1, April 13 - May 4. $225 per class, includes workbook. Class package discount: $575 register and pay for all three classes by February 16th. Info, Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset Street, So. Burlington, 658-7715 to register or online at www.touchstoneheal ingarts.com. These classes are designed for therapists and body workers who desire to increase their hands-on and evaluative skills toward the goal of being able to treat more complex chronic pain problems. THE BENEFITS OF MASSAGE: Sunday, February 12, 1:30-3 p.m., Burnham Memorial Library. Free. Info, 802-879-7576 or visit http://www.burnham.lib.vt.us. Mindy Wilke, a certified Shiatsu practitioner at Pathways to Well Being, addresses the key advantages of massage. Topics include preventive measures, body-mind awareness, and self-massage techniques.

meditation MEDITATION: Monday-Thursdays, 6-7 p.m., Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambahla Center. Free. Info, 802658-6795 or visit http://www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation sessions are free and open to the public. Personal meditation instruction available. The Shambhala Café meets the first Saturday morning of each month, February 4, for meditation and discussions from 9-11:30 a.m. 187 South Winooski, corner of King.

painting FIREHOUSE EDUCATION FOR YOUNG ARTISTS VACATION CAMPS: PAINTING, PAINTING, PAINTING: February 27 - March 3, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Ages 6-9. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Main Street. Info, call 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Come spend a week in the joyful exploration of painting! Students will have fun experimenting with color mixing, painting techniques and various paint mediums while working on individual painting projects. Finished paintings will be celebrations of personal expression and be ready to frame.

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DRAMATIC STORYTELLING/PLAYWRITING: Wednesdays, beginning February 1, 10 a.m. - noon or 7-9 p.m. Bluewater Center, South Burlington. $30 per class. Info, 802-578-4857. Bring your ideas or your script to a class designed to help you realize your story on stage with award winning playwright and writing teacher Maura Campbell. Recommended six-week commitment culminating in staged readings. All levels welcome.

SKI/SNOWBOARD MOUNTAINEERING: Varying dates, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $100-$199. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Locations like Mt. Mansfield, Smuggler’s Notch, Mt. Washington, and more! Find secret powder in the backcountry! Participants must have mastery of Level 7 skiing/ snowboarding ability, must be comfortable in ungroomed and gladed terrain.

pilates CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training studio! Located conveniently on the waterfront in downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Xercizer bed options include private sessions, small group privates, and drop-in rates for Passport Bed Classes. Small group Hybrid Spinning/Pilates and PowerSculpt classes are also available weekly. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-on-one with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Ann Taylor Physical Therapy is now open and operating in the studio, offering a dynamic and all-encompassing approach to rehabilitation. Our new onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment. Gift certificates are available, give the gift of Pilates this holiday season! Your first consultation and mat classes are always free! Info, call 802-862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming “green” studio and our professional certified instructors.

snowkiting LEARN TO SNOWKITE: Kitesurfing with your skis, tele or snowboard on the wide-open frozen lake. Intro to snowkite lessons: 3 hours, $85 and On the Boards lessons, for people with some kite experience: 2 hours, $75. Info, 802-951-2586, www.stormboarding.com. We can also accommodate groups. Choose your level of adrenaline: cruise, hammer or jump. All kiting equipment provided. Experienced, certified and insured instruction.

weight loss PILATES SPACE, INTEGRATIVE WEIGHT LOSS: Starts Wednesday, February 8. Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. Sign up now as there is limited space available. Info, 802-658-6597. Learn a holistic approach to weight loss rather than focusing on a single technique. The program includes private sessions with a Certified LifeStyle Counselor®, Certified Pilates Instructor and naturopathic physician. Your program includes a 3-week metabolic detoxification, medical and metabolic screening, fitness screening, plus a weekly behavior weight management group and weekly Pilates classes at Pilates Space.

reiki REIKI: Reiki day long classes: Reiki level one, February 25 and March 25. $175. Reiki level two, May 13. $195. Reiki level three, practitioners level, April 8. $225. Info, Chris Hanna, Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington, 802-8781711 or email chris@risingsunhealing. com. Learn this powerful hands on healing art with Reiki Master Chris Hanna.

religion HEBREW READING CRASH COURSE: Wednesdays, March 8 - April 5, 4-5 p.m. Free. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, 188 North Prospect Street, Burlington. Info, 802864-0218 or visit www.ohavizedek.com. Always wanted to be able to read Hebrew and be able to follow along with a Passover Seder? In this five week crash course, the Hebrew alphabet will be taught in a clear and easy-to-follow manner. This beginners’ course will focus on basic reading skills and assumes no prior knowledge of Hebrew. JEWISH SABBATH PRAYER SERVICES: Mondays, February 13, March 20, 27, 7:30-9 p.m. At the Ohavi Zedek Synagogue. Free. Info, 802-864-0218 or visit www.ohavizedek.com. Instructed by Rabbi Joshua Chasan, a senior rabbi at the Ohavi Zedek Synagogue. Want to enter a synagogue, but don’t really know what is going on? This class is a hands-on study of the services: What’s going on in each part, how to follow along, why the services are structured the way they are. No prior experience with Judaism required. ONLINE STUDY GROUP: JUDAISM INSIDE OUT: To sign up please email rabbi@ohavizedek.com. Free. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Where Everyone is Welcome, 188 North Prospect Street, Burlington. 802-864-0218 or visit www.ohavizedek. com. Judaism Inside Out is a controversial new book written by Rabbi Joshua Chasan. We will be studying Rabbi Joshua Chasan’s new book, chapter by chapter. No need to buy the book! Each section will be sent to students on the web. Students will then follow up by sending questions and comments of all kinds to Rabbi Joshua who will post these and respond to them online.

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THE COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Now open. Classes beginning in February, Basic Woodworking Techniques, Advanced Woodworking Seminar, Lathe Class, Basic Woodworking II Intermediate, Fundamentals of Sharpening Hand Tools, Couples Bowl Turning, Cutting Dovetails with hand tools, Intermediate Level Furniture making, Woodcarving for Beginners, Finishing Touches. Memberships available. 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, 802-655-4201 or mysite. verizon.net/stevensturgis/cws.

writing FIREHOUSE EDUCATION THE WRITE PLACE, FROM WRITTEN WORD TO SILVER SCREEN WITH NORA JACOBSEN: Sundays, February 26 - March 19, 1-5 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church Street. Call 865-7166 or visit www. BurlingtonCityArts.com. In this four-week workshop, students will explore the transformation of the written word into a feature film. Each class will focus on a particular film and the screenplay from which it was produced. Students will explore how the film relates to the screenplay or deviates from it, and will examine how all of the creative participants in production - director, actors, production designer, composer, etc. - have put their stamps on the film.

EMBODYOGA WITH ANNELIES SMITH: 9 week series begins February 7 through April 7. $90. Wednesdays, 7:15 to 8:30 a.m., Fridays 6:45-8 a.m. and Fridays 9 -10:30 a.m. Embodyoga and meditation. Living Yoga, 35 King St. Info, 802-8602814, ext. 3. A deep yoga practice that promotes clear intention and relaxed vitality so yoga truly becomes a path of transformation. WOMEN’S RETREAT: Sunday, February 26, Saturday, March 11 and April 8, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. with Lisa Limoge. Living Yoga Studio, Burlington. $50, includes lunch. Info, Lisa, 802-324-7074 or email unionstreetyoga@sbcglobal.net. Yoga and pampering, massage treatment, all levels welcome. Come receive the royal treatment. YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Prenatal, Kids and Senior Classes. Register for our six-week Yoga and Kung Fu session, Tuesdays, February 21-March 28 or our six week Introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Wednesdays, February 22 - March 29. Chace Mill, Burlington. $13 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels. m

yoga BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

//wellness colonic hydrotherapy COLONIC HYDROTHERAPY: Digestive wellness. 20 years experience in holistic therapies. “Wellness begins from within.” Call for appt., 660-0779.

counseling TRUE HEART THERAPY: Strengthsbased, goal-oriented, creative, guided process for emotional, psychological, spiritual well being. Life transitions, loss, relationships, depression, anxiety, addictions. Gail Isabelle Klein, MA Expressive Therapy, 802-355-6233.

feng shui FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Space clearing, personal clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Practitioner Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwheelock@fengshuivermont.com, www.fengshuivermont.com.

massage A GIFT TO YOURSELF. Massage for men with Sergio Corrales CMT. Now taking appointments. 802-324-8235. A HEALING TOUCH: Massage by an experienced and caring professional. Wed. - Sun. Gift certificates available. $55/hour, $65/1.5 hours. Sierra-Maria Magdalena, 862-4677. BLUE MOON MASSAGE: Professional, relaxation massage at a location of your choice. Group/bridal packages, gift certificates available. Contact Jayna, 802-760-8025, 802244-5273.

CALMING THE BODY, mind and spirit with therapeutic Swedish/Deep Tissue massage. Discounts for first time customers and gift certificates. Renzo, 922-1276. DANU THERAPEUTIC MASSAGE at The Woolen Mill, Winooski. Give Valentine gift certificates for someone you love, yourself? Swedish, Deep Tissue, Reiki, Craniosacral. Contact Vicky, 802-999-0610. http://danu. abmp.com. IN-HOME MASSAGE for women. $50 for an hour massage. Call Laura for an appointment at 802-893-8893. MASSAGE THERAPY: 1 or 1 1/2-hour sessions for relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Gift certificates, weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802-658-4500. MASSAGE THERAPY FOR WELLNESS and relaxation. Deep tissue, hot stone, pregnancy and Swedish. Downtown location. Thembie, CMT, 802-355-9798. MATURE WOMEN FEELING STRESSED? Gunther specializes in total relaxation. Strong hands. Therapeutic touch. Deep tissue acupressure massage. Call 802-399-8431. Email gfortwangler@yahoo.com. METTA TOUCH Thai Yoga Massage. Customized to fit your needs. Reduce stress, sports massage or just to relax? Don’t forget Valentine’s Day isn’t far away. Surprise the one you love with a massage. 15% off gift certificates. Call today for certificates or an appointment. 802-862-2212. 182 Main Street. Blythe Kent, CMT. RANDY FLEISHER MASSAGE, Deep Tissue, Therapeutic, Raynor and Aromatherapy tailored to each patient’s needs. Located at Kintner Chiropractic Center, 397 Rt. 15, Jericho/Underhill. 802-899-5400.

psychotherapy SALLIE WEST, M.A., M.F.T. Individuals and couples counseling. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/ personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135. SOMATIC PSYCHOTHERAPY and/or massage. Offering a gentle and powerful approach to resolving trauma and stress on the level of body and mind. Katherine Kelley. 802-363-1591.

space for rent BURLINGTON: Space for rent at Pathways to Well Being, a holistic health-care center. We’re looking for massage, psychotherapists, or body workers to join our group. Convenient to downtown, beautiful light space. For more info, please call 802862-8806, ext. 2 or ask for Kristin.

therapy SEXUAL ADDICTION THERAPY and Life Coaching Group for Men. Barre, Vt. Saturday, 9-11 a.m. Call 802479-2670 for details.

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2005 ROAME ARTIFACT w/technine bindings. $200. Good condition. 802-999-0069. 27” MAGNAVOX TV. Great condition, 8-9 years old or so. Call for more info or to schedule a viewing time. Courtney, 802578-8570 or email courtneyn smith@gmail.com.

50 + HIP-HOP RECORDS, best offer. 2 Yamaha speakers, 500 watt continuous, 1000 peak, $450. Amplifier, Crate SPA 1400, $250. Sony MDR V-500 headphones, $40. Foldaway DJ stand, $60. Ortofone concord pro black needles w/4 backup stili, $60. Call Charlie at 802-345-8634. 6-PIECE BEDROOM SET. Butternut, 9-drawer dresser w/twin mirrors, 4-drawer chest, two night stands. Queen or fullsize headboard option. $750. Excellent condition. 802899-2305. A COMPLETE LINE OF NATURAL, rustic, white pine furniture from Mexico. A warm, Southwest feel for every room in your home. TV stands, armoires, bedroom sets, dining tables, coffee tables, trunks and much more. CR Showroom, Sur Al Norte Mexican Imports, 174 River Street, Montpelier. 802-2232922 Open Monday-Saturday or on the web at www.suralnorte. com. Fair trade, fair prices, outstanding value. AMERICAN GIRL DOLL plus accessories. Selling as a package, Kit, her bunk bed plus bedcovers, horse, salon chair, bedroom chair, coconut and assorted clothing. Approx. value $250. Asking $150/firm. Excellent condition. 802899-5541. AMETHYST EARRINGS in sterling silver setting. Very attractive. A great Valentine’s gift. $30. Please email betsyrose46 @hotmail.com or call 802310-0500. ARTISTS’ STURDY corrugated shipping cartons, 20x20x2. 60 for $85. FOB Essex Center, 802878-3622. ASKO WASHER/DRYER, super efficient (under 5 gallons used/load). Has internal heater great for washing diapers. New in 2001, $1800. Now $950/OBO. 802-233-0508. BELGIAN BEER tower, glass rinser/chiller, lit, a real showpiece, pics available. $1500. 802-238-4076. BUNK LOFT - PLUS. Tight space? Sleeps 2, plus room for clothes storage and custom desk study area. Paid $1200, asking $700. 802-860-2277. BURLINGTON MOVING SALE. Couch, chairs, tables, lights, patio furniture, cabinet, crutches, etc. All items under $100. Call 802-862-4483. BUSINESS CARD KIT. Comes w/software, book of directions, ideas and business card paper. $40. Please email betsy rose46@hotmail.com or call 802-310-0500. CANNON, Cano Scan N67OU flat bed scanner, good condition, asking $25/firm. Panasonic plain paper fax and cordless answering machine, good condition, asking $25/firm. 802-899-5541. CANON FAX MACHINE. Never used. One year old. Worth $480. Yours for $150. Moving - must sell. 802-318-8861. CHAIR: Heavy oak-framed, deep-cushioned, $50. Carpet, nylon burgundy 9 x 15, $75. Storage cabinet, $25. All clean, very good condition. 802899-2305.

CRAFTSMAN 42” lawn tractor snow thrower. Two stage, raises from tractor seat. Directional polymer chute with 190° rotation. $250/OBO. 802-264-5409. DINING ROOM SET: Cherry wood table, pedestals, chairs, hutch and buffet. Dovetailed. All still boxed. Cost $6500, selling for $2250. Call Beth 802893-7296. DRYER, electric, works great. Moving, must sell. $75. Call Sarah at 802-363-4439. ENTERTAINMENT CENTER: 5.3’ long, 5’ high, 20.5” wide. TV space 40”x35.5”. Light color wood veneer. Can provide truck and delivery help if needed. $100. 802-229-6963. EXERCISE EQUIPMENT: “The Firm” Body Sculpting System. Incls. VHS 3 pack. More details http://www.asontv.com/proucts/ 1057684045.html. Sells for $59.99. Asking $25. 802229-6963. EXERCISE VIDEOS: As seen on TV. “Power 90” workout DVDs. Learn more at www.power90. com. Sells for $60, plus $9.95 shipping. Asking $30. 802229-6963. FLATWARE CHEST: Hand sculptured w/walnut finish and forest green interior. Holds approx. 96 pieces of silverware. Brand new, never used, still in box. $15. 802-229-6963. FOREVER YOURS wedding dress. Strapless, white, satin w/silver inlays and train. Magical to see on. Size 16/18. $250. Call 802-863-9275. FURNITURE: Good stuff for cheap. Ikea coffee tables, $10/each. Large entertainment center, $20. 802-865-9642. FUTON: Queen size with solid wood frame. Great shape. Dark green cover. $100. 802425-3779. GARAGE SALE. Energy-efficient dryer, high end blender w/extras, Bluetooth headset, Navigational Street Pilot w/car plug-in, Belkin wireless notebook network card w/installation and manual, and more. Call 802-999-1043. GAS LOGS 16.5” split oak w/safety pilot for natural gas. New, in original box. Excellent quality. F.M.I. brand. Asking $150. 802-863-9234. GET SKINNY! Treadmill, Proform 390 PI. Great shape. Used very little, knee injury causing me to sell. $200/OBO. 802318-1657. GREAT SOFA, 7’, modern, offwhite canvas. Like new. $550/ OBO. 802-658-7717. HAND CRAFTED in VT, 4 poster bed, yellow poplar, w/both finial and canopy options. Excellent condition. Asking $550/firm. Call Susan at 802-878-2472. HARVARD FOOSEBALL table, $100/OBO. Lazy Boy recliner, $50/OBO. Both are in excellent condition. Call Sean, 315345-2863. HEAD SKIS (170) shaped cyber X15, Head boots, 28.5, Kerma poles, all in mint condition. Everything $250/OBO. 802-6351144, leave message. HIGH CHAIR: Peg-perego, rolling, height adjustable, tilting seat, removable tray, excellent condition. $50. 802-879-5090.

HON FILE CABINET. 5-Drawer; Legal-size; 26.5” deep, beige. In great shape. Don’t pay $325 for a new one! $75/OBO. Leave message. 802-238-5718. HOT TUB COVER. 5-inch thick tapered, marine grade vinyl, locks, insulated. Still in shrink wrap. Sell $175. 802-893-3666. HOT TUB COVER: Very well insulated (4” thick!). 86 x 64”, rectangle w/rounded corners. Barely used, $150/OBO. Save energy costs! Call 802434-5819. HOT TUB SPA, 2006. 43 hydrotherapy jets, 5 hp, 6 person, ozonator, waterfall, cover, chemicals, full warranty. Must see. $4000. 802-893-7315. HOT TUB: Two-person portable Westlo, 110 volt w/cover. Just in time for Valentine’s. $350/OBO. 802-863-3614. KAYAK: Riot Disco. $350. Paddle, $45. Skirt, $45. Dry top, $50. 345-8634. KING SIZE BED. Complete, mattress, box spring, frame and head board. $150. 802862-4483. LOOM FOR SALE: Robin and Russ, 48”, 4-Harness, Jack-type, w/sectional beam. Beautiful cherry wood. Excellent condition. $1500/OBO. 802-4535664. MAAX CLAW FOOT bath tub w/all hardware and shower wand. Center mounted fill and drain. Room for two. Remodelers special. Like new, $950/OBO. Call 802-872-2649. MOVING MUST SELL: Overstuffed rocker/recliner, excellent condition. Asking $100/OBO. Tan couch, very good condition, best offer. Call Jim, 802-658-5288. MOVING SALE: Bookshelves, futon, sleeper-couch, extremely nice bed, dining tables, chairs, lamps, household stuff and more. Great condition and pretty cheap! Please email sophia.kuo@uvm.edu. MULE DEER: Shoulder mount 4 X 4 26” spread. Hang in your game room, at deer camp, lodge, sports lounge or sports/hunting club. $200. 802-476-5308. NAKAMICHI COMPACT 1 CD/Cassette/AM/FM radio receiver. Works great and fits almost anywhere. $200/OBO. 802233-7342. ORIGINAL SIN snowboard w/Burton bindings. $250/OBO. Call 802-864-3358. PA SPEAKERS: Carvin 993’s. Biampable, 800W rms. $625/ pair. Rick, 802-879-4499. PELLET STOVE, Cheap Charlie Edison Sr. 300 lb. hopper, 50,000 BTU’s. Only used 1 month. Original price $1800. Sell for $1500/OBO. Pellets and piping avail. at a good price. Julie, 802-862-3496. PIONEER 4-WAY speakers. Oak w/black grill. $50/OBO. 802865-8026. POOL TABLE: Slate top, all accessories, excellent condition. Can be coin operated. Waterbury. $800. 802-244-5936. PROFORM 485E low impact elipitical exercise machine. $150. Call 646-241-1219.

REMEMBER THE CHICKEN BONE! Art to the Bone series, # 3 of 20, signed Hanson. Jimmie “the wad” sez buy now. Call 802-363-4229. RESTAURANT CONTENTS for sale, including POS system/ stereo. Call 802-238-4076. RING w/a beautiful purple heart stone, gold setting. Great Valentine’s gift for your new relationship. $100/OBO. Please email betsyrose46@hotmail.com or call 802-310-0500. ROCKER: $60. Chest of drawers, $40. 32” x 48” table with 12” leaf, $40. Small desk and chair, $30. Clean, very good condition. 802-899-2305. SCHWINN SPINNING BIKE, excellent condition. Paid $700. Will sell for $450/firm. 802244-4078. SEARS CRAFTSMAN 10” miter saw. 2-years old. 60t blade. $100. 802-865-8026. SMITH AND WESSON model 18 combat masterpiece .22 LR caliber revolver w/4” barrel. In excellent original condition. Has original box and manual. $400. Call Andy, 802-355-6177. SNOW BLOWER: YardMan by MTD. 9 hp, 28” path, power steering, 6 forward, 2 reverse speeds, electric start, heated handles, toggle chute rotation, halogen headlight, great condition, must sell. $550/OBO. 802899-3278. SNOWBOARD: Burton snowboard, girls/women’s Punch 145. Brand new, never used. $150. 802-864-0031. SUBWOOFERS: Behringer B1800X 400W rms. $325/pair. Rick, 802-879-4499. SURPRISE HER on Valentine’s Day. Diamond ring, size 5 1/2, white gold. Worth $1000. Selling $350/OBO. 802-863-3614. TECHNICS BOOKSHELF speakers, Harman Kardon tape deck, Sears video disc player parts/repair, Sony 200 disc changer parts/repair, $20/each OBO. 802-233-7342. THREE KENMORE, 18,000 BTU, cooling capacity, remote, power saver settings for energy efficiency. 12-hour on/off timer setting. Quiet, efficient model. Still in the boxes. $250/each, neg. 646-241-1219. VANITY. Tiger Maple. Batwing, tri-fold mirrored, 6 drawers, shelf. $300/OBO. Leave message, 802-238-5718. WASHER/DRYER, excellent condition. Waterbury. $75/each or $130/both. 802-244-0808. WASHING MACHINE, 1 year old, Kenmore brand from Sears. Moving, must sell. $150/OBO. Call Sarah, 802-363-4439. WEBER Q GRILL w/cast-iron grill, rolling cart and tank adapter hose. Paid around $275. I’ll throw in the extra pans, Williams Sonoma BBQ tools, two propane tanks, $170. sophia.kuo@uvm.edu. WOMEN’S MED/LG shearling coat. Lite brown. Bought 1 year ago for $1200/OBO. Rarely wear. 802-318-8861.

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4 cleaning svcs.

HOUSE CLEANING When it comes to house cleaning, we push up our sleeves and get down to it. Call Diane and Monica at 658-7458.

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4 computers

MACINTOSH POWERBOOK g4 laptop. 3 years old, 20Bgb hard drive, OSX tiger installed, Photoshop CS, Microsoft Office X. Battery doesnâ€™t hold charge, easily replaced. 802-310-2184.

4 entertainment

DESSERT THEATER, 2/18/06 at the Trillium Cafe, Hinesburg. Presented by Master Magician Christopher McBride and Green River Chocolates. Please call for reservations, 482-6727. Tickets $20. SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, Valentineâ€™s Day and fun-on-one shows. #1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome.

4 financial

$AS SEEN ON TV$ Cash advances for structured lawsuit settlements, annuity payments, and lottery/casino winnings. Prosperity Partners to cash in future payments. www.ppicash. com 1-800-815-3503. (AAN CAN) $$CASH$$ Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes, and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800-7947310. (AAN CAN) IMPROVE YOUR CREDIT quickly with a simple 5-minute credit score. Boosting technique found in our free professional workbook. Get yours today. Call 1800-793-6456. www.FicoMaster. com. (AAN CAN)

4 lost & found

FOUND in Burlington on Friday, 1/26, large sum of money. Call 802-863-3659, ext. 221 and leave a message. Iâ€™ll call you back. FOUND: New Yearâ€™s Eve, Metronome, black-and-white disposable camera. 802-879-1313.

7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTING FOUND: Prescription glasses w/dark wire rims on Church Street and Pearl at crossing light nearest Unitarian Universalist Church, 1/30. Email crystalclari ty@earthlink.net. FOUND Victoriaâ€™s Secret gift card on the ground at Recycle North. Call w/balance to claim. 802233-7342. LOST: â€˜06 Burton Custom 158 w/brown mission bindings on Bolton Valley Access Road 2/01. Call Jeff at 802-310-4480. Reward! MISSING BACH silver trumpet. CVU lobby, 1/12. Reward. Call Jacob, 985-3678 or jnealy@adel phia.net. REWARD: Lost black-and-white cat w/long hair and a small nick in the tip of one ear. Please call Amber, 802-849-9801.

4 music for sale

9 GUITAR PLAYER magazines 9/23/05 AM good Page from 1976,9:38 all in very con-1 dition. Kind of like a music time capsule. $45. Call Brad, 802-4533902. BASS AMPLIFIER: Fender bassman 100 combo amp. 1 X 15â€? w/horn, new condition. $250. Leave message, Craig at 802861-1591, email ctrumbo@ uvm.edu (JPEG image available). CARVIN XV112 guitar amp, two channels, reverb, 100 watts, one 12â€? speaker. Great sound and condition. $325. For details call Brad, 802-453-3902. CRYBABY WAH pedal GCB-95. $50. 607-227-7632. ELECTRIC UKULELE. Like new condition. $250/firm. Call Matt for details, 802-238-0470. GUITAR: Washburn Sunburst acoustic w/hard case, excellent condition, $200. Call 802434-5819. KEYBOARD: Hohner PSK 50. New condition in original box w/stand. $55/OBO. Must sell. 802-326-2160. OVATION CELEBRITY CC67, acoustic/electric guitar. Excellent condition, sounds great. Hard shell case. $250/OBO. 802-985-1180. PIANO: 1937 Baby Grand piano for sale to good home. $1000. Beautiful details, good sound. 802-999-7848. PIANO: Baldwin, dark oak, spinet, w/bench. Great condition. $550/OBO. 802-425-5556. PIGNOSE HOG 30 ac/dc bass amp w/rechargeable battery, lightly used. Great little practice amp or for playing outside. $100. Call Brad, 802-453-3902. PORTED BASS cabinet w/one 15â€? Peavey Black Widow speaker. Custom made, built to last and sounds great. $200. Call Brad, 802-453-3902. VINTAGE 1965 Ampeg Gemini I. All original. Real tube verb and trem. W footswitch. 20 watts. Sounds awesome even at low volume. $450. 802-755-6333.

4 music instruct.

BASS GUITAR LESSONS w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels welcome! Years of teaching experience. Gordon Stone band, Concentric, former Advance Guitar Summit winner. Convenient Pine St. location. 802-598-8861, www.arambedrosian.com. DRUM INSTRUCTION: All ages/styles/levels. Chris Kutchukian, Berklee trained, 28 years playing, 12 years teaching experience. (Xrays, Green Note Jazz). Two drum kits in lesson studio. Call Chris at 802658-8772. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com.

GUITAR LESSONS with Bill Mullins. (Chrome Cowboys, Barbacoa). All levels welcome. 802-310-6013.

4 music services

COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166. PA SYSTEM AND SOUND MAN available for bands and events. Have over 25 years experience running PAâ€™s for my own bands. Also have the very hottest keyboards available for the big gig and I can fill in for you if you need keyboards to round out your sound. Call Bob, 802-3186874, email bberman@ttiglobal.com for more information. WHICH STUDIO? The one with huge rooms, Pro Tools HD3, Yamaha Grand Piano and tons more! The professional studio. Egan Media Studios. www.egan media.com.

4 musicians wanted ATTENTION ORIGINAL BANDS: Submissions now being accepted for the sixth annual Block Island Music Festival. Check www.block islandmusic.com for details. DRUMMER WANTED for hard rock party band. Have jam space. Burlington needs us. Lets rock! 999-1137. PORTUGAL TOWERS is a metal band in Burlington looking for a vocalist. Demo available at www.portugaltowers.com. Email vocalist@portugaltowers.com or call Ben at 774-254-3464. WE NEED A BASS PLAYER. Our group needs a serious and seasoned bassist. We are developing original music- rock/ blues/country. Vocals not necessary, creativity would help. Contact David Cook by email: dcook@sover.net.

4 pets

AKC BLACK LAB puppies. Beautiful and very obedient, exceptional bloodlines, started on house braking, first shots, dewormed, ready now. $500. 802-563-3088. BABY BUNNIES: 9, assorted colors, cute and friendly. Ready to go to forever homes on 2/26. Will go fast. $15/each or two for $25. 802-644-2595. TWO 2-MONTH-OLD yorkie puppies. Have two month shots already. $750/each. 646241-1219. WANTED: Wolf pup in Vermont. Pup will be loved and kept as a family pet. Please email us at debswaysonly@yahoo.com.

4 photography

MODELS WANTED: Looking for a few aspiring female models interested in the commercial/ fashion industry. Must be between 15 and 30 and have a very good complexion. Unique opportunity for free portfolio, experience and help breaking into the industry. Contact David Russell Photography, 802-3731912, email rusldp@juno.com, web http://www.rusldp.com.

4 professional svcs. AMBITIOUS MOP: Commercial and residential cleaning. Young company with years of experience and references upon request. Gift certificates, senior and student rates available. Please call 802-310-7986. DOG OBEDIENCE TRAINING: Private lessons, scheduled at your convenience. Flexible topics, reasonable rates. Other services available. Call 802-324-1359. HOME SERVICES: Home maintenance, house check and deliveries. Organizing and seasonal duties. Caring, competent local guy. Senior discount $15/hour. Chittenden County only. Call B at 802-233-1126. PAWS AND RELAX. In-home animal care. We move in when you move out. Daily, weekly, references available. 802-893-7114 or email mocbo@surfglobal.net.

TIDY HOUSES BY T.T. Experienced residential cleaner. Honest, reliable and efficient. Great rates and references. Please contact Tanya at 802655-5071 or email Tbirdvt@veri zon.net for a free estimate.

4 services wanted

LOOKING FOR SOMEONE to either teach me to sew, I have a sewing machine, or to make shirts for me. 802-658-7755. PROGRAMMING TUTOR: Must know C++ and have experience developing large applications. $40 an hour. 802-652-1000.

4 stuff wanted

IS YOUR Body Blade Classic collecting dust? I want it. Cashpoor girl looking to get in shape. 802-233-6966 leave message.

4 volunteers

RECYCLE NORTH Building Materials Center super hero. Description: Our Building Materials Center needs a committed, energetic and hardworking volunteer to come in on a regular basis to help with general upkeep of operations. 802-6584143, ext. 27. RECYCLE NORTH Sunday store sort out. Description. Groups of volunteers will have a great time being led by one of our experienced and fun staff as they help organize our busy retail store. Commitment: 3-6 hours on a Sunday May-October. 802-6584143, ext. 27. RECYCLE NORTH YouthBuild Community Advisor. Description: Looking for responsible and dedicated Community Advisors to mentor one young adult (age 1624) in an individualized program. 802-658-4143, ext. 21. WOULD LIKE TO volunteer my time and do bookkeeping, billings and Excel Spreadsheets, etc. for a quality organization. 802-863-2033.

4 want to buy

ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966. CONCEPT 2 ROWING machine. 518-891-4802.

4 legals

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Aegis Lending Corporation, Plaintiff v. Alexander Pankratov, Ilona Pankratova, Burlington Realty And Occupants residing at 201 Park Street, Burlington, Vermont Defendants REVISED SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Alexander Pankratov You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joshua B. Lobe, Esq., plaintiffâ€™s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiffâ€™s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is February 8, 2006. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A

LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorneyâ€™s fee, you may ask the clerk of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance. Plaintiffâ€™s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated April 10, 2004. Plaintiffâ€™s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the City of Burlington at Volume 866, Page 488. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont. It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Alexander Pankratov, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on February 8, 2006, February 15, 2006 and February 22, 2006 in the Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 2nd day of February, 2006. /s/ Ben W. Joseph______ Hon. Ben W. Joseph Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court

4 support groups

DONâ€™T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. HEPATITIS SUPPORT GROUP. Wednesday, February 8, 6:307:30 p.m. McClure Multigenerational Center, 241 North Winooski Ave. Contact 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. â€œI Love Meâ€?, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www.Autism SupportDaily.com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (havenâ€™t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church â€œramp entranceâ€? from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. SOCIAL SKILLS GROUP: Girls 912 years old needing help with social skills/friendship. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information, 802-651-7520. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 951-2543. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Womenâ€™s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group, beginning on October 25. Info, 802-864-0555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMERâ€™S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. MALE SUPPORT GROUP: For men who have survived sexual violence. This group will provide a safe, encouraging space for survivors of sexual assault to share their stories with other men. Offered by the Womenâ€™s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 802864-0555 or the 24-hour hotline, 802-863-1236.

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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. Wednesday, November 9, 6:307:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington. Info, 802-355-8936. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 802233-3447. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds.

DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartver mont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 861-6000.

ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@ aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: Wellgrounded researched approaches to changing addictive behaviors. Alternative to 12 Step Groups. Fridays, 5:30 p.m., 82 Winooski Ave., Burlington (above the City Market). Info, contact Bob, 4254058 or email carmody@madriv er.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860RU12. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/ social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005.

SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free). MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135. FAMILY/FRIENDS OF THOSE suffering from Alzheimer’s Disease and Dementia: second Monday of the month, 4-5 p.m. The Arbors. 985-8600.

LEARN TO BARTEND in a weekend. Classes start soon. Sign up now! www.universitybartend ing.com. 1-800-U-CAN-MIX. NOW HIRING: Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. Info, 1-985-646-1700. Dept. VT-6811. NURSES WANTED to administer onsite wellness screenings in Chittenden County. 20+ hours a week. February - May. 802229-2038. PART-TIME MEDICAL RECEPTIONIST for busy family practice office. Experience preferred. 20-25 hours per week. Send resumes to leeann@alder brook.org or Alder Brook Family Health c/o Leeann, 8 Essex Way, Essex Jct., VT 05452. PHONE SALES; dart equipment, full/part-time. Base salary plus commission. Flexible hours, somewhere between Monday Friday, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Joe, 802764-5880. PHP PROGRAMMER/SYSTEMS administrator. Nonprofit seeks experienced programmer. Full job description at www.darimon line.org. Resume to lisa@darim online.org. SIRLOIN SALOON has full-time and part-time positions open for line cooks, dishwashers, hosts, and servers. Please apply at the Sirloin Saloon on 2545 Shelburne Rd. SPEEDER AND EARL’S is looking for morning and afternoon baristas for its Burlington location. Please apply in person at 412 Pine St., Burlington.

TEACH ENGLISH ABROAD! Train in Prague. 4-week internationally recognized TEFL certificate course. Job assistance worldwide. Courses monthly. Tuition: 1200 Euros. info@tefl worldwideprague.com www.tefl worldwideprague.com (AAN CAN) WOMEN’S SMALL BUSINESS PROGRAM COORDINATOR: Mercy Connections, Inc. is seeking an individual with an entrepreneurial spirit. Major responsibilities include coordination of all aspects of program delivery, including outreach, recruitment, recordkeeping, facilitation of classes, and assessment of all program offerings. Preferred: degree and/or significant experience in small business management. Required: excellent communication skills, organizational skills, computer skills (including database management), and ability to work independently and with a team. Half-time position that includes some evening and weekend hours. Please forward resume and cover letter to: Donna Maloska, Mercy Connections, Inc. 346 Shelburne Road Burlington, VT 05401. Email: dmaloska@mercyconnec tions.org. FAX: 846-7282. Applications will be accepted until close of business on Tuesday, February 14, 2006.

7D EMPLOYMENT LISTING ACCOUNTING ASSISTANT for insurance company in Williston, VT. Environment is fast-paced, professional office. Duties include A/R and A/P processing, data entry, business letter composition, mail operations, filing, and telephone customer service. Candidate must be very detail oriented, able to multitask, with working knowledge of Microsoft Office. High school diploma required. Prior work and accounting experience preferred. Email resume and cover letter to jbond@firstcardinal.com. Fax: 802-857-1010. Mail: PO Box 926, Burlington, VT 05402. AEROBICS, GROUP CYCLING, Yoga and Pilates Instructors and Personal Trainers needed at The Swimming Hole. Certifications required. Email resume to jobs@theswimmingholestowe.co m or mail to 75 Weeks Hill Road, Stowe, VT 05672 attn. Tom. AGRICULTURAL DEVELOPMENT SPECIALIST: Coordinate farm viability program and support Intervale consulting services. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree plus 3 years business planning/enterprise analysis experience, demonstrated commitment to farming and experience working with farmers, strong organizational, facilitation and writing skills, ability to work independently and as a team to juggle multiple priorities. 32-40 hours/week. Agricultural Development Associate: Provide administrative, communication, and documentation support. Qualifications: Strong organizational and communication skills, min. 1 year administrative/database management experience,

team player and commitment to farming. 8-12 hours/week. The Intervale offers a creative work environment and competitive wages/benefits. Send cover letter and resume by March 3rd to: Lindsey Ketchel Director of Ag. Programs Intervale Foundation 180 Intervale Rd. Burlington, VT 05401. The Intervale Foundation is a nonprofit dedicated to developing farm and land-based enterprises that generate social and economic opportunity while protecting natural resources. www.intervale.org AVON/MARK LIMITED OPENINGS. Earn up to 50%. Call today for your free gift. Carla, district manager, 888-299-9806 or email carla.romeotrombly@ avon.com. BIKE MECHANIC WANTED. Ski Rack is looking for qualified bike mechanics (ski tech experience a plus). Must have 3-4 years experience and be able to work well in a fast-paced team atmosphere. Own tools required. See Sefton with a resume. 85 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401. 802-658-3313. CAREGIVER: RN or LPN required. Monday-Friday, 8 a.m. 4 p.m. in Essex. Minimal care for an elderly lady. Call 802-6586320 ext. 117 or 802-864-3653, leave message. CASHIER, 10:30-5 p.m., Monday-Friday, Zpizza at Shelburne Commons. Will train. Great starting pay. Great work environment. Call 802-985-9463. DELIVERY DRIVER: Zpizza, 5-8 p.m. 3-4 nights a week. $6.50/hr. plus tips. Call 802985-9463.

DELIVERY LABOR to help load/unload building materials. Full-time plus. Great benefits, 401 K. Call John or Brian, 802658-3730. FOOTPRINTS PRESCHOOL AND CHILD CARE. We are looking for two caring, creative and fun persons with child care experience to join our team Mon. - Fri. from 2 p.m. until closing. Please call Helen at 802-985-1094. FULL/PART-TIME RETAIL. Vitamins, herbs, nutrition. Help others, help yourself. Call Kyle 802-878-0355 for appointment. GRANT WRITER for Fairfield, VT Town and School District capital projects; initial 18-month parttime position beginning March 2006. Applicants should submit a current resume, a list of three references and a letter of interest to: Greg Christie, Town of Fairfield, Box 5, Fairfield, VT 05455. For more information, call 802-524-1394. GRUBB QUIST AND ASSOCIATES is a Human Resources Consulting firm located in Waterbury, VT. We seek an experienced administrative assistant willing to work part-time hours. Duties will include preparing correspondence and documents as requested, schedule travel activities, maintain files, and other administrative support to the partners. Successful candidates should have knowledge of standard office procedures and equipment. Knowledge of Microsoft Word and Excel a requirement. Please email cover letter and resume to fgrubb@gqlr.com.

GULLIVERS DOGGIE DAYCARE now hiring! Athletic, hardworking individuals. Various positions and morning hours. Apply in person. Rte. 59, Industrial Ave., Williston. HAIR STYLIST FT/PT. Looking for dependable, flexible, kidfriendly stylist. We offer base pay, commission, bonus, paid vacation. Hair Express, 1212 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 802-863-4085. HAIRSTYLIST NEEDED: Parttime or full-time. Busy downtown Burlington location. Call 518-588-8869, leave message. INN KEEPER: Live on premises, cell phone, great opportunity, 802-324-3291 or ivanland@ aol.com. INTERSTATE COMMODITIES, INC. We are looking for a data entry specialist in our Essex Junction, VT location. A Bachelor’s degree is not mandatory but strong Excel skills are a must. Data entry experience and attention to detail are required. This is an opportunity to work in a small office atmosphere while being employed by a solid, growing company that has been in business since 1947. Interstate Commodities offers a holiday package, 401 K plan, and medical coverage. Please email resumes to Andrew Clark at aclark@icigrain.com. INTERVIEWING NOW for early spring hire; Construction Superintendents, Foreman, Equipment Operators, Truck Drivers, Mechanics and Laborers for large project in Warren, VT, Kingsbury Const. Co. Call 802496-2205, fax 802-496-2212 or email sherwin@kingsburycon struction.com.

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MINI COOPER, 2004: Winter package, DSC, AC, and more! 5 speed. 35 MPG! Great smiles per gallon. 25,500 miles. $17,900. 802-482-6312. MITSUBISHI, GALANT, 1996. Loaded. 6-CD changer. All-season tires. Cruise. 127,200 miles. $1300. 862-0225 or 324-7172. MITSUBISHI GALLANT, 1995: Green, auto, remote start/ unlock. 138 K. Runs great! Needs muffler, front struts. Only $895, below book! 802578-0495. NISSAN MAXIMA, 1996: 77 K. V6, manual. Power everything. Premium alloy rims, fogs, spoiler, heated seats. New tires, exhaust, tune-up. 10-disc changer. $5800/OBO. 802-598-9809. 5/3/05 1x2-Shearer042005 NEON, 1995: 146 PLYMOUTH K, needs minor work. $800. Email cmsherwell@yahoo.com or call 603-455-6409.

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PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, VOLKSWAGEN PASSAT, 2002: 2005: 2-door, white, auto, FWD, 64 K, all leather interior, Infinity KAWASAKI NINJA, 2003: 500r. 12,530 miles, AC, power steersound system, excellent condiOnly 3000 miles! Great first bike. ing/windows/locks, cruise, tion. $16,000. 802-310-8826 or Come check it out. Asking AM/FM/CD, rear spoiler. Best 646-241-1219. Pontiac u Cadillac $3600. 802-310-8814. price $12,875. Call Shearer, VOLVO 240 DL WAGON, 1990: Hummer 658-1212. Excellent. $2800/firm. 179 K. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, Charcoal/black. 802-734-5001. www. shearerpontiac.com 2005: 4-door, red, 4 cyl, 1/8 L, VOLVO 740 WAGON, 1992: Local: 802-658-1212 FORD EXPLORER XLT, 1994: FWD, 5-speed manual, 8697 Auto, 138,500 miles, four snows, Green exterior, tan leather interiToll-free: 800-545-8907 miles, AC/AM/FM/CD, roof rack, four summer tires, third seat, or. Has about 100 K. A/C, power power steering, tilt wheel, dual Thule rack, Volvo mechanic seats, windows. Car has been front air bags. Best price, maintained. $2000. 8021030 Shelburne Rd. great. Needs some work on fuel $12,997. Call Shearer, 658-1212. 658-9206. line, runs very well. $1500. 802So. Burlington PORSCHE 944, 1985: 120 K, VW BEETLE, 2000: Excellent 233-2144. Amethyst, turbo bumpers, new condition, 58 K (low mileage!), ISUZU RODEO, 1992: 4x4, stanpaint, extra tires/rims, runs cherry red, sun roof, 5-speed, dard, many new parts, studded great, good shape. Asking AC, PW, PS, AM/FM/Cass, wellDODGE GRAND CARAVAN, snow tires. Needs power steering $3800. Photos, thompson maintained, fun car. $8500/OBO. 1995: AWD, auto, 6 cylinder, 3.3 pump. $650/OBO. 802-316-0603. smithdesign.com/944.html. 802802-318-3125. L, cruise, power windows, door 893-3038. locks, tape, 7 passenger. Original 8:46 AM 2003: Page Excellent 1 SAAB 9-3, conowner, runs great, very little Looking for a SAAB? dition, black, gray leather, heated rust. $1500/OBO. Call 802seats, sun roof, 6 CD, OnStar, 872-2649. click on loaded. 30 K. Must sell, moving! FORD WINDSTAR, 1998: 91 K, $17,500. Call Tara, 802-233-9784. A/C, cruise, traction control, SAAB 900, 1996: 4-door, new AM/FM/CD, power windows/ snows, sun roof, 6-disc changer, doors, well maintained, runs or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 106 K, 5-speed. Excellent inside great, reliable family vehicle. and out. Need to sell. $4100. $3500. Call Mike 802-849-2967, JEEP WRANGLER, 1998: 75 K, 802-272-7204. VW GOLF WOLFSBURG, 1989: evenings. 5-speed, 6 cyl, hard and soft SAAB 9000, 1992: 248 K. 4 door, sun roof, runs strong, 2x1-crossways110905.indd 1 11/7/05 1:31:13 PM PONTIAC MONTANA EXTENDtops, ABS, limited slip, cruise, Cosmetically challenged but new brakes, new front bearings. ED, 2003: 4 door, blue, V6, 3/4 AC. Must see. Pictures available, mechanically awesome. 4 great Two sets of wheels. High miles, L, FWD, 25,973 miles, 7 passenpowderhog@gmail.com or 802studded snow tires, new brakes. needs little. $600/OBO. 802ger seating, AC, power steer999-4582. $12,500. Well maintained, very reliable, 793-3543, leave message. ing/windows/locks. AM/FM/CD. NISSAN PATHFINDER SE, drives great. $750. 802VW JETTA, 1995: Auto, new Two-tone paint. Alloy wheels, 2000: 4X4, auto, 89 K, Astro 244-6488. engine w/only 50 K, moon roof. roof rack. Best price $14,967. starter, new winter and all-seaSATURN S, 1996: High miles, $2300. 802-899-2973. Call Shearer, 658-1212. sons tires, Bose system, CD/cass, runs good. Inspected, new windVW JETTA, 1998: Great shape, 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 TOYOTA SIENNA VAN, 2000: tinted windows, roof rack. Asking shield, rotors and wheel bearing. 5-speed, black, sun roof, premiCarfax certified! Excellent condi$10,400. Call 802-233-4875. $1000/OBO. Located in Milton. um CD audio, Thule rack, runs tions. $8285. Call Vlad today at TRAILBLAZER, 2004: 4WD, 4802-893-0469. well, 128 K. $3200. 802802-999-2590. door, LT equipment package, SATURN SL 2, 1995: 272-1162. indigo blue, sun roof, OnStar, $1000/OBO. 125 K, reliable, VW JETTA GLS TDI, 2003: brand new tires, exquisite condineeds inspection, located in Turbo diesel, auto, moon roof, tion, Bose stereo, 24 K. South Burlington. 802-355-1225 Monsoon, alloys, four new high$23,000/OBO. 802-355-2266. or 802-310-8284. performance tires, fully serviced, Pontiac u Cadillac SUBARU IMPREZA, 1993: run biodiesel, commuter’s dream, Auto, AWD, power doors/locks, 42+ mpg, 62 K. $15,300 below Hummer new timing belt. $2000. 802NADA. 802-426-3889, www.fruit 4 NEW SNOW TIRES. www. shearerpontiac.com 899-2973. lands.net/tdi. Wintermaster Plus, 205/60/R15. SUBARU LEGACY OUTBACK VW RABBIT, 1982: Diesel, 132 Local: 802-658-1212 Was for 93 Chevy Corsica. WAGON, 1996: 5-speed, AWD, K, no rust, coupe, tan, ls model. Toll-free: 800-545-8907 $40/OBO. 802-324-5578. PW, PL, cruise, leather seats, Beautiful car, no road salt expo4 SUMMER TIRES, 195.60R15, heated seats/mirrors, 136 K, sure. Call for more info. used one summer. Moving, must 1030 Shelburne Rd. clean title. Recent timing belt, $3400/OBO. 802-586-9918. sell. $75/OBO. Anna, 802CV joints, exhaust. Clean interiSo. Burlington 598-8082. or. $3200/OBO. 802-434-4577. DAYTON TIMBERLINE AT snow SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, tires. Used 2 months. Full tread. 1992: Green, runs but needs FORD, F-150, 1989: Runs well. P235/75R15. Call 802-355-6177, new clutch and struts. Inspected thru 12/06. Needs anytime. $600/OBO. Sold as is. Must go. light bodywork. Lots of new EARLY BEETLE or bus engines, Call 802-244-8052 ask for Claire. parts. Four new tires. Asking one has newer carb, 009 distribSUBARU OUTBACK, 1997: Red. $1500. Call anytime 860utor and generator. Both need AWD. Has cosmetic damage. Runs 550-0305. work, one is 1600cc, other is perfectly. Moving - must sell. GMC S-15 PICKUP, 1985: Auto, 1500cc. $250/pair. 802$1500. 802-318-8861. black, extended cab, 4WD, 11 K 586-9918. SUBARU OUTBACK LTD, 2001: on rebuilt. 2.8 L, V6, great on TOYOTA TRUCK RIMS. 6 lug, Great shape, no rust. 4 new gas, needs e-brake for inspec15”, silver/gray. $140/OBO. Must Hakkapeliitas, 4 new brakes, new tion. $1200/OBO. 802-558-4766. sell. 802-326-2160. alternator and battery. Sun/roof TOYOTA, 1994: 4WD, truck, 90 K, TWO GM VANS. Complete, rack. $13,600. Eric 802-388clean southern machine, fresh G30/3500, 350 engines, for 1047 or rcklseric@verizon.net. rebuild, including clutch and parts. Best offer. 802-864-0341. SUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, exhaust, nearly new studded VW RABBIT DIESEL truck cap. 2001: 110 K, heated seats, 8 snows, CD player. $4200/OBO. Call Nice condition except cracked excellent tires, JVC touchscreen 802-586-9918. Just inspected Plexiglas in rear. I won’t be CD/MP3/tuner, auto entry, power using it for my truck. $75. Call seats. $11,500. 802-279-1638. 802-586-9918. TOYOTA TERCEL, 1991, 127K YAKIMA ROOF RACK w/locks, miles. Body in great shape, 66” bars, decent shape. engine needs work. $600/OBO. $75/OBO. Must sell. 802-326453-5640. 2160.

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Jericho to VNA, Colchester: Mon-Fri, 8am-4:30pm. Ref # 41124 Richmond to Ben & Jerry’s, Waterbury: 8:30am-4:30pm. Ref # 40148 Richmond to Montpelier: Mon-Friday, 7:30am-4:00pm. Ref # 41175 Highgate to UVM, Burlington: 8am-4:30pm. Ref # 91394 Enosburg Falls to INS, St. Albans: 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri Ref # 90716 Fairfax to IBM, Essex Junction: 8am-4:30pm, MonFri. Ref # 91559 St. Albans to INS, Williston: 8am-4:30pm, Mon-Fri. Ref # 90382 Swanton/St. Albans to Williston: Looking for riders to join established carpool, will pick up in Swanton or St. Albans Mon-Friday, 8am4:30pm. Ref # 90382

Enosburg/St. Albans to Williston: Mon-Friday, 7am3:30pm. Ref # 90432 Alburg to Burlington, FAHC: 8am-4:30pm. M-F. Ref # 91524 Plattsburg or Grand Isle/South Hero to Colchester: Systems & Software, 8am-5pm, M-F. Ref # 91527 Grand Isle to Waterbury State Complex: 7am to 4pm, M-F. Ref # 91471 Grand Isle to UVM, Burlington: 7am-3:30pm, MF. Ref # 91537 Isle La Motte to Burlington, UVM: 7:30am to 4pm, M-F. Ref # 91465 Middlebury to Montpelier: M-F, 8-3:30. Ref # 11145 Middlebury to Williston: M-F, 8:30-5. Ref # 11146 Starksboro to Bristol: M-F 8:30-5. Ref # 11148

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Waterbury to Essex Junction: M-F, 8or9-4or5. Ref # 142894 Barre to FAHC: Th, 8-5:30. Ref # 142895 Montpelier to Waitsfield: M-F, 9-5. Ref # 142896 Barre to Waterbury State Complex: M-F, 8:30-5. Ref # 142899 Barre to Montpelier: M-F, 7:45-4:30. Ref # 142900 Barre to Williston: M-F, 85. Ref # 142874 Montpelier to Essex Junction: M-F, 9am-5pm. Ref # 142875 Barre to Burlington FAHC: 7am-3:30pm, shifts vary. Ref # 142876 Middlesex to Montpelier: M-F, 8:15-2. Ref # 142877 Duxbury to Williston: M-F, 8-4:30. Ref # 142881

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3 year old contemporary on 1.5 acres. 2800+ sq. ft., 3 bedrooms, 3 baths, 1st floor master suite.Maple floors, kitchen with cherry cabinets, decks, porches, views of Camel’s Hump. 2-car garage and enormous finished walk-out basement. $379,000

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SPACEFINDER 4 for sale COLCHESTER/WINOOSKI AREA: 16 bedroom colonial inn, change your lifestyle, super location, owner/broker, easy financing, $690,000. 802-3243291 or ivanland@aol.com. MILTON: Well-maintained 3 level, 1200 sq. ft., 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath condo, in nice wooded location. $172,900. Visit http://users.adelphia.net/~mynz gt or call 802-893-1805. MORETOWN: 2-bedroom, 1bath, sunny eat-in kitchen, low fees, cheap to heat, pet friendly, near Sugarbush and 89! $135,000. 802-496-5759. S. BURLINGTON: Town Square. 2-bedroom, 1-bath townhouse. New kitchen, bath, Berber carpet. Gas heat. Comes with W/D. A must see for $149K. For sale by owner, 802-863-2179. SHELBURNE VILLAGE: Harbor lane, 2-story condo/studio, 2500 sq. ft. aprox. Very entrepreneurial. $199,000. Owner/broker. 802324-3291 or ivanland@aol.com.

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BURLINGTON: $388/mo. + utils. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom apt. 397 Saint Paul St. W/D, storage, off-street parking. No pets. 1 year lease. Avail. 3/01. Tom, 802-951-9789 or Hungry4Frogs@aol.com. BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for funky, downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Large room avail. 2/15 or 3/1. $450/mo. + dep. 802-355-8689. BURLINGTON: Basement room. $335/mo. 68A S. Willard St., located between Church St. & University. 1.5-bath, fireplace, W/D, parking. First + last. No pets. Avail. 3/01. Call 660-7172 or 598-7423. BURLINGTON: Great room avail. in downtown 2-bedroom apt. $475/mo. incl. heat, off-street parking, storage, friendly housemates! 3-6 month sublet. Avail. 2/01. 802-989-2763 or 617816-4909. BURLINGTON: Room avail. now in 4-bedroom apt. w/two guys and a girl, upper Pine St. $412.50/mo. Utils. about $100/mo., incl. water, elec., gas, cable/cable Internet, phone. About five min. walk to Church St./lake. Hdwd, gas stove, and free laundry in the basement. 802-865-9086. BURLINGTON: Seeking matureminded person for room avail. in 3-bedroom house in South End. Fenced-in backyard, near Oakledge. Pets neg. $450/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 3/01. 732-513-8409. BURLINGTON: Share 4-bedroom house w/2 prof. Two blocks from UVM/FAHC. NS/parties. $500/mo., utils incl. 802658-3426. CHARLOTTE: Room for rent in charming, spacious country farmhouse. No pets. $550/mo. incl. all utils. 802-425-2657. COLCHESTER: Fort Ethan Allen. Looking for responsible, 18-24 YO straight male for 1-bedroom in beautiful 2-bedroom townhouse. Avail immed. $425/mo. + utils., W/D, NS/pets. Call Robert, 802-578-3055.

COLCHESTER: Malletts Bay. For single, prof., full basement w/large room, private bathroom, parking, appliances. Access tool shop, art room. Extra storage. Available 2/01. $600/mo. Call 802-865-9257.

WILLISTON: Avail. 3/01. 1-bedroom in 2-bedroom farmhouse near Catamount Family Center. Shared by male professional. $550/mo. Utils. not incl. Contact Emily, esteers2003@ yahoo.com or 802-598-7165.

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802.846.4646 www.KimNegron.com ESSEX JUNCTION: 4-bedroom cape. Looking for female housemate to share rent. $700/mo. utils. incl. No pets, already have 3 cats. If interested please call 802-878-7217. ESSEX JUNCTION: Seeking prof. to rent bedroom, shared office space in large house, 3000 sq. ft. $520/mo. incl.. heat, elec., water, trash pickup, snow removal and lawn care. Share 2 w/three housemates and two dogs. NS and no more pets. 802363-3695.

BOLTON: 2-bedroom, x-large apt., (1200 sq. ft.), new renovation, W/D, closed porch. Easy 15 min. to Burlington, on Route 2. Electric incl. Lease. $1100/mo. Pets neg. 802-363-2177. BOLTON: Cozy, 1-bedroom, end unit, updated throughout, mint condition, gas heat, fireplace, parking, 25 mins. to Burlington, ski to lift, lease. Immed. opening. $825/mo. 802-893-3507 or 802-373-9999. BOLTON: Ski resort, brand new, 3-bedroom, 2.5 bath, 2-car garage, basement, deck. Ski in, ski out above quad lift. Beautiful views. $2000/mo. + dep. and utils. 802-434-7627. BURLINGTON: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 bedrooms avail. 6/01. The 5bedroom is located at 12-14 Hickok Place, very large, 2-bath, hdwd, parking. No pets. $3050/ mo. incl. heat. 802-862-8925 before 8 p.m. BURLINGTON: 1, 2, 3, 4 and 5 bedrooms avail. 6/01. 5-bedroom located at 43 North Willard. Very large, 2-bath, hdwd, parking. No pets. Must see! $2950/mo. incl. heat. 802862-8925 before 8 p.m.

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ESSEX JUNCTION: Share nice home and location. NS/pets. All utils. as well as ample parking, cable and Internet use incl. Avail. now. $500/mo. 802879-4226. ESSEX JUNCTION: Single, responsible, dependable, professional, NS/ND/pets. $125/weekly, incl. all. 802-879-1246. FERRISBURG: Looking for roommate for 2-bedroom chill apt. Shared bath, W/D. $350/ mo. + share of utils. Avail. 3/01. 802-373-8643. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to share home off Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. now. $450/mo. + utils. 802-865-9627. SOUTH STARKSBORO: Beautiful country home, 25 acres. NS/pets/kids. $500/mo. incl. utils. + dep. 802-453-5409.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. $695/mo. heat and trash incl. Carpeted floors, claw-foot tub and separate shower. 3-season porch and garage. 802-598-3460. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt., $900/mo., heat and water incl. Laundry, parking, near UVM and FAHC. 419 North St. 802-6584849. Avail. 2/01. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. in a beautiful downtown Victorian house. Original woodwork, stained glass. Spacious, carpets throughout. Incl. appliances, heat, off-street parking, storage space and free access to W/D. Walk to UVM/Fletcher Allen/Church St. Pets neg. Visit www.myburlap.com for pics, floor plan and contact info. $1180/mo. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, great layout, close to downtown, parking, a must see. $825/mo. Heat incl. Pets maybe. Avail. 4/01. 802-655-6371.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, second floor, located 37 Rose Street. Off-street parking, large yard, new Rinnai heater in ‘05. No dogs. $625/mo. Avail. 3/01. 802-862-8412. BURLINGTON: 2, 3, 4-bedroom avail. now and 6/01. Gas heat, parking, W/D, porches, central location, near colleges, hdwd. $850-$2400/mo. 802-860-1443.

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BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath condo, heat and hot water incl. Walk/busline to FAHC, UVM, parking, W/D, D/W, deck, pool in complex. NS/pets. $1250/mo. Call 802-578-4242. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, fullbath townhouse. NS/pets. Water/rubbish incl. 1-year lease + sec. dep. req. $875/mo. Avail. immediately. Call 802-865-2372. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2.5bath Redrocks townhouse. Quiet, convenient location, garage, gas fireplace, W/D. Lease/refs. req. Details + photos at www.maps alive.com/rentals. $1600/mo. 802-496-9108. BURLINGTON: 316 Main Street, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, 1/2 block to UVM/downtown, garage parking, laundry, heat incl., basement storage unit, pets OK. $1100/ mo. Call Rob, 802-318-0833. BURLINGTON: Apts. for rent. Avail. 6/01. 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7bedrooms avail. Call 802363-3120. BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/01. 3bedroom, $1380/mo. + utils. 2 3/4 bedroom, $1100/mo. + utils. Off-street parking. 203-494-0682. BURLINGTON: Avail. now huge, 3-bedroom, full bath, laundry, basement, incl. heat and hot water. $1300/mo. Large 3-bedroom, basement, gas, parking, hook-ups, $1000/mo. Medium 2bedroom, hdwd, laundry. Avail. now. $900/mo. Medium 1-bedroom, full bath, $700. No dogs. 802-862-7467. BURLINGTON: Avail. now, School St., recently renovated, spacious, sunny and bright. 2bedroom w/office, balcony, screened-in porch, parking, pets OK. Lease. NS. $1175/mo. + utils. 802-658-4184. BURLINGTON: Bright, clean, 1bedroom w/lake views. NS/pets. AC. Utils. incl. $1100/mo. Dan, 1-802-221-1738, handymandan vt@hotmail.com. BURLINGTON: Bright, spacious 2-bedroom, 2 porches, W/D, hdwd, newly renovated, gas heat, off-street parking, Pets neg. Avail. 2/01. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-598-9817. BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 2bedroom apt. spacious, clean, private parking, gas heat. Just a walk to downtown and waterfront. Avail. 2/01. $875/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-863-5397. BURLINGTON: Catherine St. duplex, quiet South End neighborhood, 2-bedroom, 2-level, large yard, gas heat. $1100/mo., lease, ref., dep. No dogs. 802660-8957.

BURLINGTON: Charming 2-bedroom in duplex, hdwd and tile, convenient to downtown, University and FAHC. Avail. 2/06. $1025/mo. 802-318-2860. BURLINGTON: Chase St., avail. 6/01, near FAHC, 2, 3-bedroom apts. Parking, no dogs. $925$1300/mo. + utils. 802-862-4007. BURLINGTON: Efficiency apt., quiet house, South Union Street, $620/mo., incl. heat, hot water, parking, rubbish. Avail. 4/01, lease. Sorry no dogs. 802862-0224. BURLINGTON: For consultants and others needing multiple month, exceptional quality, extended stay housing. Enjoy your private king or queen bedroom plus the company of other professionals in an elegantly furnished and fully equipped Spear St. residence w/majestic Adirondack/lake views. Magnificently appointed living, dining and other common room w/oriental rugs, antiques, DSL, wireless Internet and satellite TV. 3 acres, outdoor patio, gardens, health club access, fully equipped kitchen and more. 802864-3330 or www.rickhubbard. org/ExtendedStays.

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BURLINGTON: Gorgeous, renovated, furnished 2-bedroom. Garden apt. in Victorian duplex, W/D in apt. Month-to-month, $1175. 802-363-4203. BURLINGTON: House for rent. 6-bedroom. Walk to UVM. Avail. June. Utils. incl. Call Jason 860-3923. BURLINGTON: Lake View, in town, unique, 1 and 2 bedroom apts., hdwd, dining room, W/D, off-street parking, NS. $775$1050/mo. 802-476-4071. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom, avail. now, Church St., 1 full bath. $650/mo. + utils. Parking, no pets. 802-862-8925 before 8 p.m. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, avail. 3/01. Walk to lake and downtown, hdwd, off-street parking, free laundry, pets OK. $925/mo. + utils. 802-233-1207. BURLINGTON: New North End condo, 3-bedroom, $1200/mo. + utils, W/D, full basement, garage. deck, recently renovated, no dogs. 802-660-8717. BURLINGTON: Nice 1, 2, 3, 4bedroom apts. Great locations, parking, laundry. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, 802-864-3430. BURLINGTON: North Ave., downstairs apt. 1.5-bedroom. $750/mo. incls. all utils. Avail. 3/01. Cats OK. 802-238-0748.

BURLINGTON: Oakledge Park area, 2-bedroom, 1 3/4 bath, one floor. Living, garage, completely furnished. Housekeeper 2 hours every 2 weeks included. $1560/ mo. Call for more info 802-860-4795. BURLINGTON: Private, 2-bedroom house, hdwd, living room, full kitchen, bathroom. Pet friendly, NS, organic garden space. Queer friendly. $975/mo. + utils. 802-651-6863, Joanne. BURLINGTON: Studio for rent at 236 So. Union. $695/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Great location, parking, yard, coin-op W/D. Pets OK. 802-879-9440. BURLINGTON: Unusually nice 1bedroom and 2-bedroom apt. on S. Union St. Just renovated. Parking, laundry, lake view. Avail. 3/01. www.keys2burling ton.com. 802-652-4800. BURLINGTON: Ward St., first floor, 3-bedroom, newly renovated, energy efficient, parking, laundry hookups, close to downtown. Avail. 3/01. $1100/mo. 872-0353 or 598-6407. COLCHESTER: Immaculate and spacious condo. 2-bedroom, office, basement, 2.5 bath, W/D, D/W, covered porch, and attached one-car garage avail. now. $1350/mo. 802-846-9568. COLCHESTER: New 3-bedroom, W/D, laundry room, porch, yard, partially heated. $1000/mo. + dep. + refs. 802-862-5049. COLCHESTER: Newly built duplex. Beautiful 2-bedroom, 2bath, gourmet kitchen, granite countertops, fireplace, garage, gas heat, patios. Quiet. No smoking/pets. $1500/mo. 3739999, 238-8888. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom condo. Spacious and clean. 2 off-street parking spots. Carport, pool, tennis, W/D, water, garbage removal included. $975/ mo. + utils. Call 802-598-3750. ESSEX JUNCTION: 3-4 bedroom house, 1 1/2 bath, gas heat, attached garage, front and back yards, W/D hookups, D/W. $1350/mo.+ utils. 802-864-4182. ESSEX JUNCTION: 4 rooms, 2bedroom apt., heated, carpeted, repainted, on busline, parking, no pets. $850/mo. 802878-6618. ESSEX JUNCTION: Clean 1-bedroom, full bath, 2 off-street parking spaces, water, trash, storage incl. $650/mo. + utils. 802-863-3011. ESSEX JUNCTION: Clean 2-bedroom, full bath, partial heat, 2 off-street parking spaces, water, trash, storage incl. $750/mo. + utils. 802-863-3011.

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FERRISBURG: New 2-bedroom home, panoramic sunsets over the Adirondacks, private setting on 10 acres, near Little Otter Creek. $950/mo. + utils. Call Mark at 802-425-3737. HUNTINGTON: Large, 1-bedroom, 2 story apt., hdwd, W/D, parking, storage, fenced yard. N/S. $700/mo. + utils. Must love dogs. 802-434-6175. Please leave message.

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7D SPACEFINDER for 4 housing rent cont. HUNTINGTON: Large 2-bedroom in farmhouse duplex, 2-car garage, private entry, enclosed porch, remodeled bath, W/D, D/W, no dogs. $900/mo. 802999-8192. MILTON: 2-bedroom, clean, quiet, big back yard. W/D hookups. Gas heat. storage, parking. $750/mo. + utils. NS/pets. First/last/dep. 802893-5010. MILTON: House next to lake, 3bedroom, 2-bath. First, last, dep. req. $1800/mo. Jean, 802229-1038. NORTH FERRISBURG: Spacious 1-bedroom apt. Sunny, hdwd, efficiency kitchen, parking, W/D.$525/mo., + heat. Electric incl. Mark, 425-3737. RICHMOND: Beautiful, small 1bedroom apt. Furnished. NS/pets. Lease, parking, refs., credit check. 802-434-3238, leave message. RICHMOND: Newly renovated 2bedroom apt. New gas heater, large garden area, new tile/hdwd/carpets. 6-month lease. Avail. immed. $850/mo. 802-363-8776. S. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail. March. Duplex, spacious, W/D, pool. $650/mo., incl. water, snow, satellite TV. 802660-8716. SAINT ALBANS: 2-bedroom, $700/mo. + utils. 802-635-1738. SHELBURNE: 2-bedroom apt. in historic remodeled carriage barn in village center. Large four season sun room and patio addition. 2 fireplaces, large private yard, many unique features. $1200/mo. + utils. Also avail. small 1-bedroom apt. $850/mo. + utils. Call 802-985-9186. SHELBURNE: Senior (55+) condo rental The Terraces. Independent living, bright charming 1-bedroom condo. Convention location, laundry, shuttle bus, daily meal plan avail., many senior amenities. $815/mo. + utils, lease, dep. 802-879-4737. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house, hdwd, W/D, fire place, large fenced backyard, garage, deck w/jacuzzi tub, mins. from Burlington. Pets neg. $1750/mo. + utils. 802355-6751. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Lancaster condo! Spacious and new 2-bedroom, 2-bath, W/D, D/W, exercise room, underground parking. Avail. 3/15. $1500/mo. heat and hot water incl. 802846-9568. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Stonehedge condo. Spacious 3bedroom end unit w/over 1560 sq. ft. plus finished basement. Incl. eat-in kitchen w/island, 3.5 bath, W/D, gas heat, garage, pool and tennis. Steps to bike path. $1400/mo. + utils. Call 802-598-1238.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Superior WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 2nd 2-bedroom, 2-bath townhouse. floor, dogs neg. Very clean, Off-street parking, W/D. Avail. quiet duplex, new windows, 2 4/1. $1200/mo. + utils. David, porches, hdwd, claw-foot 598-8475. tub/shower, new appliances. Offstreet parking for 2, NS. Avail. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Winding 2/01. $850/mo. 802-233-1556. Brook, 2/3-bedroom, loft, 1.5northernproperty@together.net. bath, garage. $1200/mo. + utils. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom apt. 802-872-8520. Recent upgrades, fresh paint, SOUTH HERO: Apt. for rent in hdwd, full bath, washer/dryer quiet setting. 2-bedroom, NS. hookups, parking, porches. NS. Pets considered. $750/mo. + $850/mo. + utils. 802-425-3158. utils. Call 802-372-5600. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, heat STARKSBORO: 3-bedroom and hot water incl. Parking, full house. $1200/mo. + utils. tub 2/6/06 and shower,11:09 onsite laundry, Mountain trails, stream, farm 2x3-LakeChampHousing020806 AM Page clean, NS/pets. $895/mo. 802fields on 700-acre site. Quiet 233-1150. country living. Easy access to Rt. 116. 802-482-4501.

AFFORDABLE HOUSING Now accepting applications for 2 & 3 Bedroom Apartments O’Dell Apts., So. Burlington: 2BR $725-$900 Richmond Village: 2BR $650 Salmon Run Burlington: 3BR $775-$885 Shelburne Family Housing: 2BR $725 Winchester Place-Colchester: 2BR $725-$875 (Income limits may apply)

Contact: Lake Champlain Housing Ventures 220 Riverside Ave., Burlington Vt 05401 Tel: (TDD:TTY) 802-864-0734 Fax: 802-864-0734 shelbeb@lchdc.org • www.lchdc.org EHO SWANTON: Charming 5-bedroom house, 30 min. from Burlington. 2 baths, dining room, porches, basement, garage. No utils. Ref., deposit, $995/mo. 802868-5166. VERGENNES: 3-bedroom, 1-bath classic home. Porches, storage, W/D. Many upgrades. Surrounded by quiet, mellow neighbors. NS/dogs. $900/mo. + utils. To see and apply: adamhmiller@ hotmail.com or 802-598-1918. VERGENNES: Classic home w/plenty of upgrades, great yard, porches, storage, etc. 3bedroom, $900/mo. + utils. Avail. immed. 2-bedroom, $675/mo. + utils. Avail 4/01. W/D in each unit. 6-month lease then monthly w/2 months notice. NS/dogs. To see and apply 802-598-1918 or adamhmiller@hotmail.com. WILLISTON: 1-bedroom apt. Quiet country setting, 0.9 miles from Taft Corners. Large yard w/fenced area. Private deck, pets OK. $800/mo. utils. incl. 802-999-7785. WILLISTON: Large 2 + bedroom, nice porch, office, more. Monthto-month only, quiet lot. $1000/ mo. + utils. No pets. 802-8791699, philvt@verizon.net.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom house. 86 Mallets Bay Ave. Office, living room. New Rinnai heaters, gas stove, W/D, dry basement, offstreet parking. $900/mo. 802862-8412. WINOOSKI: Avail. 3/01, large 1bedroom, renovated, full bath, gas, parking, no dogs. $675/mo. 802-862-7467. WINOOSKI: Large 1-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, coin-op laundry, trash and recycling incl. Pets TBD. Utils. not incl., gas heat, new carpet, paint scheduled. Avail. March. $800/mo. ORC Property Mgt, 802-383-5406. Email ORC@ilovermont.com. WINOOSKI: Nice, quiet, 1-bedroom apt. w/sep. entrance and off-street parking. $695/mo. heat incl. Also avail. nice, quiet 2-bedroom apt. w/off-street parking. $775/mo. + utils. 802355-2218 or 802-860-1172. WINOOSKI: Spacious 2-bedroom townhouse. Avail. now. Off-street parking, W/D hookup, gas heat. No pets. $850/mo. + utils. Call Sue at 802-863-8217, ext. 20. WINOOSKI: Spacious and sunny, 1-bedroom apt. avail. now. Quiet, charming, in Winooski hill section. Off-street parking. $625/mo. + utils. Please call 802-598-3265.

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BURLINGTON: 2 rooms avail. immed. in Greene Street apt. $350/mo. Some off-street parking. Close to downtown. 802999-0878. BURLINGTON: Large, quiet, private bedroom avail. in Redrocks condo. Near lake/bike path/colleges. Parking, laundry. Kitchen privileges. F prof./student pref. 2x2-Libertyquest080305 No smoking/pets. $375/mo. incl. utils. 802-865-3213.

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COMMERCIAL SPACE: Yoga/ Pilates (completely mirrored, carpeted, temp controls, etc.), or physical therapy business would be perfect! 802-316-2489 or sgalaxy2001@aol.com. SHELBURNE: Retail/office/professional space in beautiful Shelburne Village historic Victorian. 1360 sq. ft + storage. Large garden and parking. Call 802-985-9186. WATERFRONT: Burlington, office space, 1350 sq. ft. in renovated warehouse w/full time receptionist. New cubicle fixturing avail. or you design. 802734-1185.

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BURLINGTON: Beautiful downtown office w/waiting room for part-time sublet/share. 41 Main St., free parking. Perfect for healing arts, small groups. 802355-6233, Gail. BURLINGTON: Prof. office (small) avail. in well-established interdisciplinary practice. Full or part time. Contact Michelle at 802-658-5300.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent in the country area of South Burlington. Next to golf course, on bike path, 15 min. bike to UVM. Would consider work exchange for part of rent. Should be interested in gardening, chopping wood, etc. Prefer 11/8/05 Page 1 college-age8:11 male. AM $350/mo. Days, 802-861-7537, evenings 802-862-8796.

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www.libertyquestmortgage.com BURLINGTON: Room for rent in Victorian home downtown. Pvt. bath, large bedroom. Need quiet, responsible adult. No pets. $550/mo., incl. all. 999-1531. BURLINGTON: Rooms for rent. Behind Waterman Hall, UVM. $475/mo. incl. all utils. and parking. Hdwd and incredible location. Sedate environment! cjcc@vt18.com.

WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388, 324-3291, or ivanland@aol.com.

BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/ retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. BURLINGTON: Waterfront office space avail. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450. WILLISTON: Office available on S. Brownell Rd. 152 sq. ft. Office incl. reception area, kitchen, deck, cable access and ample parking. Three other professional tenants in building. Great location. Call 860-2211 or 865-6233.

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BURLINGTON: New North End short-term rental, quiet 1-bedroom, parking, W/D, fenced yard, pets OK. Avail. through 5/31. $675/mo., heat incl. 802864-5088. BURLINGTON: Subletter needed for June/July/August. Rent neg. 41 N. Willard, upstairs. Clean, funky place. 802-247-8344. BURLINGTON: Summer Subletter wanted. 6/15-8/31, flexible. Spacious 2-bedroom apt. Flynn Ave. $800/mo. incl.. utils. +$350 dep. 508-237-4012. UNDERHILL: Beautiful 4-bedroom home on 3-acres of woods, w/flower and berry garden, wood stove, claw-foot tub, piano. Avail. now. $1000/mo. + utils. Flex. lease. 999-7848.

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BEAUTIFUL TIME SHARE in Boca Raton, Florida to rent avail. 4/29-5/06. 3-bedroom, 3bath. Walking distance to beach, lots of activities provided at the resort and around the area. Sleeps up to eight people. $1200. Call France, 802863-1728.

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THIS 26 YO SF IS GETTING TIRED OF dead-end dates. I’m looking for someone giving, kind, stable, charismatic, patient, flirty, educated, silly, and at least fairly upbeat who wants same in return. Tea and conversation? 1573

KINGDOM-DWELLING, RAVEN-HAIRED beauty. Friend of Bill W’s. Kept dog and houseplant alive now? Fun-loving, no D/D. These next 45 years are going to be great. Love dancing, jazz and lively conversation. I work hard, U do 2. 1341

49 YO, SWF, PETITE, SLIM, BRUNETTE, chocolate-chip-brown eyes, attractive, hardworking, educated, N/D, N/S, social drinker, sharp sense of humor. Likes reading, movies, nature, traveling, theater, doing things around the house. Looking for SWPM, 42-65 YO, financially, emotionally secure w/a good sense of humor, caring. 1504

SWCF 49 YO SEEKS HONEST, HUMOROUS, decent, nice, SWCM, 45-55 YO. Looks not important but what’s inside. Big, beautiful gal appreciates a man who knows a good woman when he sees one! Friends first. Must be from Burlington area. Interested? 1339

LAMOILLE COUNTY-AREA SWF, 35 YO, ISO SWM between 27-43 YO who enjoys most anything. I work part-time, I have no children living with me at this time. 1501 VERY YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE 50’S PF WITH a wide variety of interests, ready for sharing thoughts over dinners, trips and more. Looking for P gentleman who’s looking to balance his life. LTR possible with the right person. 1498 SWPF, NS, 48 YO, BROWN/GRAY, FF ISO NS, SWPM, 40-55 YO. Nice lady, laughterloving. Any intelligent, secure, reading, TV/movie watching, quiet Sunday a.m. with coffee/paper, food-loving, winedrinking, cat-liking gentleman in this area? Hope so, call soon. 1490 EXCEPTIONALLY SPIRITED, VERY PRETTY, creative business proprietress, 40ish, seeks a single gentleman to share all, explore more and build together an evolving masterpiece. Classy yet simple, focused yet dreaming and open to unlimiting possibilities. 1488 MY NEW YEAR’S RESOLUTION: SPEND more time with men who are smart, funny, confident, interested and interesting. I am all of the above, as well as optimistic and creative. 37 YO SWPF with sparkly smile, agile mind, and great dog. 1485 DWF, 47 YO, FULL-FIGURED, 5’8, NS/ND, book lover, movie buff, gourmet cook. Seeks one truly deep and connected life partner. Please be a kind, considerate, sensitive soul who knows how to openly give and receive love and affection. 1388 SWF, 38 YO, LOOKING FOR FUN, SOME one who has some time to share. Help me cope with life. I can’t make it alone. Need love as well as give. 1379

SWF, 22 YO, OPEN-MINDED AND RECENTly returned from abroad. I am ISO SM 2025 YO for nice conversation over tea or a glass of wine. I enjoy music, art, the great outdoors, and a good laugh. 1329

men > women SEEKING ATTRACTIVE OLDER WOMAN. Tall, handsome, WM, 48 YO, seeks sexy woman looking for romance. Slim or fullfigured not an issue as long as you are passionate. Discretion if needed. 1879 ALLITERATION, OH VALENTINE! FLEXIBLE, frolicsome, faithful, forthright fellow fancies fit, fetching, friendly, forties female for festive, fruitful forays. (Now can you say it out loud quickly three times in a row?) 1878

SWM 35 YO, LOOKING FOR LOVE. NEVER found it and worried I may never find it! ISO mid 20s-mid 30s in same boat, goodlooking, who loves movies, bike riding, kids, NASCAR. To you money doesn’t matter. NS/ND/NA. 1851 RETIRED DWM, COUNTRY BOY ISO 50 something (+ or -) lady. Active, fit and adventurous. I am financially and emotionally stable. Love to dance, travel, Harley rider. Plattsburgh. 1842

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1-888-420-BABE 1-900-772-6000 KIND, STEADY, 51 YO, WP LOOKING FOR companion to laugh myself silly with while we chase lobsters around the kitchen floor. Live outside the city, but I would certainly like a reason for coming here every weekend and then some. 1835 SEPARATED WM, 54 YO, SEEKING WF, fit, likes kids. Lives in Essex-Colchester area. Seeks dating. 1833 HOPELESS ROMANTIC, SWM 29 YO, seeking a SWF 21-35 YO who wants to be treated like a princess. 1807 HOPELESS LOSER. SWM, 46 YO, 5’8, can’t find a date if my life depended on it. Complete basket case. Looking for slim, attractive lady with lots of time and patience for companionship. 1805 49 YO M ISO F, 35-45 YO, AVERAGE looks and built who has a big heart, as I do. Let’s get together for coffee. 1804

YOU BE LIKE ME: IN SHAPE, VERY active, love a good bottle of wine, ski, golf, beach, 420, hike, sex. All of the above and much more. 1869

I AM A SWM, 38 YO, LOOKING FOR someone who is honest, loves to dance, walking and loves to be with family. 1803

SWM, HANDSOME 5’9, 205 LBS., 45 YO, long, curly, brown hair, mustache. Carpenter, musician, painter, gardener, solar home, love nature, sports, cats, kids. Hate ignorance, intolerance, cruelty. ISO healthy, affectionate F to share. 1864

STOP LOOKING. HANDSOME, LONGHAIRED, politically incorrect, flat broke, beer swilling, wise-guy carpenter seeks attractive woman, 35-45 YO, with whom to garden, hike, and love. Pretty toes and dark humor a must. No flags or ribbons. Central Vt. 1802

SPIRIT OF ADVENTURE FOR LIFE, LOVE and outdoors. Mountaineer, skier, climber. SWPM seeks fit 25-35 YO F for friendship. LTR possible if wild, kinky, sharing, caring, active, sexy and sane enough for each other. Honesty, communication, trust important. How about you? 1856

39 YO SWM SEEKING SF 30-45 YO. A few extra pounds that I am losing weekly. Looking for a real girl that isn’t afraid to be herself. Very 420-friendly. Let’s join a gym together. Honesty is big with me. 1799

IN THE WOODS IS PERPETUAL YOUTHEmerson. Mid-aged man, 5’9, 150 lbs., NS, beautiful spirit, beautiful man, great attitude, long-distance runner, artist, writer, hoping to find easy-going, kind, free spirit for wonderful, open, loving relationship. It can happen. 1855

SWM 53 YO LOOKING FOR WOMEN 45-53 YO for friends or more. I like women who like to treated as an equal with no head games. 1782

24 YO STUDENT LOOKING FOR MELLOW girl to share sunny days outside. I love painting, snowshoeing, reggae, Tolkien, animals. I am a vegetarian...and cute. 420 a +. 1775 WANTED: SWF RUNNER, UNDER 39 YO, for occasional evening runs in Burlington area, or Montpelier. 2-10 miles, easy hard 5k. Marathon training! 1764 BALANCED M INTO SEXY CROSS-DRESSING seeks very open-minded F for fun and fantasy. I’m cute male or female and can be your ultimate man or your sexy girl. Pictures available, so let’s talk, meet and see. 1762 HEY, THERE, I AM OUT HERE LOOKING FOR someone to enjoy company with. A cup of coffee, a brisk walk or hike in the woods, a trip out for lunch or a movie, dancing would be fun, too! 1747 31 YO M SEEKS KIND, CARING, LOVING, honest, fit, attractive, honest, openminded person for possible LTR. 1744 SWM 44 YO, KIND, COMMUNICATIVE, playful, cuddly, strong, intuitive, musical, attractive, intellectually and physically active. Seeking interdependent LTR with an open-hearted, happy woman without full-time children near Burlington. 1739 SHOW ME A GOOD TIME. SWM SEEKING current, ex or wannabe stripper. Are you young, beautiful, sexy, playful? If so, let’s have some fun together. No strings. Possible LTR. 1611 DESPERATELY SEEKING YOU! HEALTHconscious M who enjoys workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, country/classical music, Formula 1 racing and country living, seeks a beautiful soul mate who is easygoing, warm, sensual, classy, maybe a little naughty .... 40-50ish. 1608 50 YO M SEEKS F FOR FUN AND FRIENDship. Our object is to relive the ‘60’s and ‘70’s music. Prefer ND-NS-NA. But will be considerate. Activity to involve excursions, companionship and non-alcoholic partying. 1606 36 YEARS YOUNG AND A BLAST! GOODlooking, honest, fun, intelligent, sweet or naughty, charismatic and spontaneous teddy bear with passion and sexy. ISO cute, please have mind of your own, used to self-confident woman. Fun in the snow! 1595 SWM, 41 YO, LOOKING FOR F, 25-40 YO love to go to movies, dinner, casual dates, keep each other warm on those cold nights. 1594 35 YO SINGLE FATHER THAT ENJOYS THE outdoors and sports and has a great sense of humor. Looking for a 28-38 YO to enjoy them with. 1591

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DWM, EMOTIONALLY AND FINANCIALLY secure. Looking for a woman to share good time with. Me: In great shape and romantic, dinner with candles and movies. You: No head games. Looking for LTR. 25-35 YO, race not important. 1583 I’M SWM, 6’2, 25 YO LOOKING FOR A respectful WF, honest and ready to be in love. I’m not a picky person but I like her to be fit, physically and emotionally. 1581 CUTE AND FUN. LAID-BACK, ATTENTIVE, spontaneous, charming, enjoys flirting with woman who enjoy the outdoors, passion, simple life. Lots of fun, financially secure. Looking for cute playmate. I work alone. Outgoing, normally date a woman who is ‘real outgoing’. 1574 ONE CALL AWAY. DWM, YOUNG 42. Aged-well, smoker, seeks slender to average woman, 32-50 YO, who likes to laugh, enjoys classic rock, dancing, good food and drink, jacuzzi, romance, passion and is affectionate. Much more, call. 1496 SWM, 27 YO VEGETARIAN. LOVE TO snowshoe, hike, skateboard and would like someone who can share with me their experiences. L8ter sk8ter. Movies, board games, video games, Internet, work, tea. SP. 1493 S, 34 YO, HANDSOME, FIT, BLACK, BLUE. Fun, creative, happy. Have place in the country. I am well-built and endowed. ISO girls. College girls, women, for oral pleasure. I will please you. I give great massages. 1491 MAWM ISO NSF 30-50 YO. HAPPILY married, handsome, fit, outdoorsy, creative professional seeks fit, attractive woman for love and play. (It’s fine with my wife.) Let’s talk. Discretion, please. D/D free. 1420 YOU SAID YOU DIDN’T LIKE COFFEE; I said that’s all right. You were smallish and in great shape; I was tall and trim. You said you had no social life; I said we should be together. SWM, middle-aged, dreamer. 1412 I’M LOOKING FOR A LADY 21-35 YO TO help me with the treatment of my erectile dysfunction. Exotic dancer, massage specialist or NASE member best, as help. Call, we’ll talk, meet and treat. 1404 DM, 59 YO, LOVES TO COOK AND DANCE, retired. Looking for DWF for love and laughter, romantic, attractive, to share my home with. LTR in good time. Someone to spend nights on weekends to start. 1400

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Bubs Good day and how do you do?! My name is Bubs and I am a 4year-old, long-haired, spayed female brown tiger. I am a doll! I am also a very shy lady – right now I hide under my blanket because I am so overwhelmed. Although I did peek out from under it to see who was coming to say hello once I heard my name spoken softly and gently. So, if you give me some time to get to know and trust you, I will warm up and you will see just how affectionate and sweet I am. I love curling up with my human friends and would love to join you in a good book or movie on the couch. I am looking to be the only cat in a calm, loving home with gentle and respectful people ages 10 and up. I just want to be loved, and made to feel special. What girl doesn’t?!

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P.S. I have lots of other kitty friends who are also looking for homes. Make sure to visit us in person or read about us on the web. Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.