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A New Chittenden County Court Commits Itself to “Veteran” Crime
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26 Passing on the Pasture
18 Getting By
Agriculture: Vermont’s new crop of educated dairy farmers faces an uncertain future By kirk kardashian
30 Sisters Without Borders
Books: A Burlington journalist recounts the stories of women in war-torn Baghdad By margot harrison
32 Family Ties
48 Music
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66 Art
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25 The 20/20 Challenge
One snowboarder’s quest to hit 20 Vermont resorts in 20 weeks
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Food: A Waitsfield couple serves up meatless cuisine By suzanne podhaizer
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What does the future of the Green Mountain State look like? No one can be sure, but 10 local artists have some ideas. “The Art of Action” is an expansive, commissioned exhibit of paintings that transports viewers forward in time. Feast your eyes on the state’s potential landscapes, as well as imaginative satirical paintings, such as Philip Godenschwager’s humorous map of a theme-park Vermont. Hey, you never know.
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he jaw-dropping $6.8 million reIn the meantime, they’ll just keep conference; and for a “speech made in Burlington.” tirement package awarded to the squeezing blood from their subscribers. Hmm. That last one sounds vague. outgoing president and chief ex“Fair Game” requested that the audiecutive officer of Blue Cross Blue Monkeying Around Shield of Vermont may have been At his November 20 press conference, tor divulge the content of the tapes. He illegal, according to the state’s top insur- reporters questioned auditor tom salmon produced them, and charged Seven Days about his decision to use two state em$105 to create three DVDs. ance regulator. What’s on them? Lots about auditing, The finding was issued last month ployees to videotape the event and hand by Banking, Insurance, Securities and out materials related to his office promo- accountability and the state’s finances. Then there was that “speech made in Health Care Administration commis- tions and personal finances. I first swung a golf club when I was nine months old. In 2001, Those employees, and their spouses, Burlington.” I became the first golfer to hold all four professional major sioner Paulette thabault in a six-page championships at the same time. Since 1996, my Foundation has inspired more than 10 million youth. I believe that It had to do with money, but not “show cause order” denying the insur- were celebrating promotions and pay anything is possible. Together with TAG Heuer, I’m helping young people believe in themselves. To get involved please ance company’s proposed rate hikes for raises with the auditor the night he was the state’s checkbook. It was a June 11 visit www.tigerwoodsfoundation.org. political fundraiser at the roughly 6000 health savings St. John’s Club that netted accounts customers. Salmon at least $5150, The average proposed preaccording to campaign fimium increase for that group nance records. is 25 percent, though some Democratic powerplan premiums could rise as brokers haRlan sylvesteR, much as 50 percent. It’s enough to make you david Coates and Salmon’s K E VIN Go D D AR D , sick. dad, Gov. thomas P. salmon, Bl uE c R o S S Bl uE S h IE l D o F V ER m o N t “There is cause to believe were at the fundraiser; the 8v-ticktoc120909.indd 1 12/4/09 4:15:35 PMthat this excessive monetary Salmon fry thanked some award is contrary to the insurance laws pulled over and charged with a DUI. Last of them, along with office staffers in the of this state, contrary to the laws regu- week, Salmon pleaded guilty and paid audience, for their support. lating the company and its obligations a $500 fine — along with $376 in court “If I ever get to the big office, I’ll tell to subscribers, and contrary to the com- surcharges. Soon thereafter, he gave up you right now, I’m going to be about pany’s obligations to its subscribers as a his license for 90 days. reform and honesty and commitment, Salmon thought it appropriate to and I appreciate your help with me nonprofit corporation,” Thabault’s order noted. “The commissioner acknowl- have staffers on hand to videotape the getting there,” Salmon told the crowd edges and supports the continuing ef- press conference speech, and to make an of supporters. “I may raise $200,000 as forts of the current management of the important point: Despite the increased auditor, and if I have anything left it will company to reduce the total retirement compensation and promotions, his office be for the next pursuit and I hope you compensation paid to the company’s will spend less money on personnel this will help me get there.” year. former chief operating officer.” One thing might get in the way: “Do I think it’s going to help Taping a political speech with a taxAs “Fair Game” first reported in January, William R. milnes JR. received Vermonters financially if what happens payer-purchased camcorder may violate $7.25 million when he left BCBS last here today is documented, memorial- state rules and regs. December after 20 years of service, 10 ized? Is it going to help the legislature Here’s what it says in the state perof them in Vermont. He is credited for make brave actions and decisions?” sonnel manual: “An employee shall not “saving” BCBS in the state. In this case, Salmon asked reporters at the presser. use State property or equipment for his “Um, yeah, I think it’s prudent.” private use or for any use other than that heroism pays. After further questions from “Fair which serves the public interest.” BCBS officials tell “Fair Game” they Premiering December 10 do not believe they broke any Vermont Game” and others in the media, Salmon There’s also Bulletin 5.62, which The desire for beautiful gems issued a memo explaining the camera’s reads: “Employees shall not use, or atlaw by gilding Milnes’ parachute. is as old as history. “We are talking with the department origin. It was purchased on June 5 in tempt to use, state personnel, property, about how to resolve their concerns on Barre, along with a carrying case, an or equipment for their private use or “Jewelry isn’t meant to make you look the issues surrounding the retirement extra battery and a tripod. Taxpayers for any use not required for the proper rich, it is meant to adorn you.” payment,” said Kevin GoddaRd, vice presi- paid $560 for it. discharge of their official duties.” - Coco Chanel He also said the camera has been dent of external affairs. Salmon defends his actions. used four times: on June 8, to tape How so? “Using a Vermont State camera to “We have engaged in the process to testimony before the Joint Legislative record speeches of any kind, or even determine if it’s possible for some of Government Accountability Committee; ‘Vermont this Week,’ could add value to the retirement benefit to be reduced or on June 23, to film a speech at a Vermont Vermonters,” wrote Salmon in an email 115 college st, burlington • 658-4050 recouped,” said Goddard. He declined to League of Cities and Towns symposium; to “Fair Game.” “I don’t think some folks sun 12-5, m-f 10-7, sat 10-6 on November 20, to document the press think about the germane challenges and provide further details.
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Progressive emma mulvaney-STanaK (Ward 2) is resigning her Burlington City Council seat next week, just eight months after being elected to a two-year term. Why? She bought her first home and it happens to be in Ward 3 — not 2. City charter requires that she resign immediately. Since the vacancy is occurring within 90 days of the next election — she moves in on December 15 — no special election will be held. Instead, Mulvaney-Stanak’s seat will be up for grabs in March, along with the ward’s other seat, held by Democrat david BerezniaK. “This is certainly not a great time for me to be leaving the council,” observed Mulvaney-Stanak. Especially if you like six-hour meetings. Her departure leaves two Ward 3 Progressives on the council: ClarenCe daviS and mariSSa Caldwell. Davis intends to run for reelection in March. In the meantime, with seven councilors seated, the Democrats will hold an outright majority on the council for the first time since the 1980s.
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Gannett, the parent company of the Burlington Free Press, announced last week that its non-union newspaper employees will be required to take another one-week, unpaid furlough in the first quarter of 2010. Employees were forced to take two weeks’ unpaid leave in 2009, during which many collect unemployment. Enacting a new round of furloughs was not an easy decision, explained BoB diCKey, president of Gannett’s newspaper division, in an email to employees. “We understand and appreciate the difficulties furloughs have placed on many of you and your families,” wrote Dickey. “The furloughs we took companywide this year, however, saved Gannett a significant amount of money.” Those guys really know how to spread the holiday cheer. m
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Another week, another six-hour Burlington City Council meeting ending in emotional and political chaos over the future of Burlington Telecom. Last week, councilors met from 6 p.m. Thursday until 12:30 a.m. Friday in a special session dedicated to BT’s current operations and finances. In short, BT is losing money, but less each year. BT lost $6.7 million in FY09, $12.7 million in FY08. This week, the city will answer the Public Service Department’s 124 questions. They missed their December 4 deadline and have until December 9. On Monday night, councilors met for two hours in secret about BT finances. Later, in open session, the council gave more oversight power of BT to the city’s Telecom Advisory Committee. The council will debate BT’s future again on Monday, when they will be asked by Mayor BoB KiSS to move the city closer to refinancing BT’s $33 million debt, repaying the city checkbook $17 million, and borrowing an additional $10 million to complete its buildout. Two former Republican city councilors — Fred oSier and Gene Shaver — are suing the city in Chittenden Superior Court in an effort to force BT to repay the $17 million and keep BT from borrowing any more money until a full audit is complete. Hmm. Repay the money without borrowing more? Sounds like a fire sale in the making. Shaver, who didn’t support BT while on the council, said the suit was “nonpolitical” and “strictly about protecting taxpayers.” Sure it is. Just like the pro-BT flyer funded by the “Vermont Progressive Party” was about “facts” and not “politics.” In an effort to protect BT from being sold to the highest, or lowest, bidder, some Queen City residents have formed “Friends of Burlington Telecom,” said Sandy Baird, a former Democratic legislator and the group’s cofounder. Council president Bill KeoGh warned councilors Monday not to let emotions get the best of them at future meetings. Past meetings had the “decorum of a play room, and that is not conducive to meaningful debate,” Keogh noted. Guess that’s why councilors ask for
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nightmares, and depression interrupted by bursts of rage. As was the case with McLellan, PTSD is also a contributing factor in some crimes committed by veterans. Chittenden County State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan says he’s seen more soldiers coming through the courthouse lately — including some soldiers who haven’t yet deployed. The charges range from drunk driving to assault, Donovan says. The numbers are significant enough to
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of Vermont’s College of Medicine, is heading the group creating the special-court project. It’s called the Mental Health Interagency Service System Interactive Online Network — MHISSION-Vermont, for short. The program will work to identify defendants with military backgrounds and determine whether PTSD or traumatic brain injury was a factor in the crime. Then, using advanced health IT systems, the court can tailor punishments and treatments to address the root cause of the offense. Simpatico stresses that the project is not a “get-out-of-jail-free card” for veterans
is funded for five years through a $2.1 million grant from the federal Substance Abuse and Mental Health Services Administration (SAMHSA). Last year Vermont was one of six locations selected by SAMHSA to receive money for a veterans’ jail-diversion program. In recent years, Vermont has seen several combat veterans accused of violent crimes, a number of which are being blamed in part on posttraumatic stress. At least one vet appears, at least on paper, to be a chronic offender. Daniel Desautels, 23, a private first class with the Vermont National Guard, racked up a string of criminal charges after serving six months in Ramadi, Iraq, and coming home with PTSD.
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justify a special court to deal with veterans — and nonveterans — whose brain injuries and trauma-related illnesses contributed to criminal acts. A pilot program will launch within weeks at Chittenden County District Court. Like Vermont’s existing treatment courts for mental illness and substance abuse, the veterans court will employ clinicians and case managers to direct offenders, whenever possible, toward jail-diversion programs and treatment instead of prison. Dr. Tom Simpatico, who directs the Division of Public Psychiatry at the University
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guilty of serious crimes, but rather a system that can respond to the circumstances unique to combat vets. “This is not special treatment,” says Simpatico, noting the court program will be available to nonveterans with brain injuries or trauma-related illnesses. “It’s meant to be cognizant of reality. It’s a safe bet this is happening more than we know about. My hope is we could have a more empirically based understanding of how often.” The MHISSION-Vermont project is a partnership between UVM and the Vermont Department of Mental Health. The program
In the most serious offense, an intoxicated Desautels broke up a fight in downtown Winooski in 2007 by pulling a 9-mm handgun from his waistband and firing into the air. He was sentenced to 60 days in jail, and ordered to undergo mental health counseling. But less than two years later, Desautels found himself back before a judge, pleading guilty to disorderly conduct in a late-night fight outside a Burlington bar. He was sentenced to five days on a work crew and fined $36. Marine Capt. Charles Blount of South Burlington, who was diagnosed with PTSD after serving stints in Iraq and Guantánamo
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ayle Weiss still suffers flashbacks from last February, when her ex-boyfriend, an Iraq war veteran, choked her to within an inch of her life. In photographs, Army Staff Sgt. Rahsaan McLellan exudes professionalism — a stocky soldier with a crew cut and an intense gaze. But that night he showed up at Weiss’ Winooski apartment and flew into a rage, smashing picture frames, punching holes in the walls and toppling the flat-screen TV. McLellan clutched Weiss, leaving bruises on her forearms. When he wrapped his hand around her neck, Weiss says she struggled to pry it off. Gasping for air, she bent McLellan’s thumb back until he released her. When she finally got him out the door, Weiss scrambled for the phone and dialed 911. Police subsequently caught up with McLellan — who admitted he grabbed Weiss but denied choking her — and charged him with aggravated domestic assault. Only later would prosecutors learn what fueled the attack: McLellan, 33, suffers from post-traumatic stress disorder, stemming from a traumatic brain injury he sustained while serving in Iraq. Weiss is telling her story to shine a spotlight on PTSD and the need she sees for returning combat veterans. “There is just not enough support and help for these soldiers,” says Weiss, a 53-yearold high school science teacher who dated McLellan off and on for two years after his return from Iraq. As Vermont prepares for its largest troop deployment since World War II — the first of 1500 National Guard soldiers began shipping off for Afghanistan, via Indiana, on December 6 — mental-health professionals are warning of large numbers of soldiers coming home with combat-related illnesses. With the Afghanistan war entering its ninth year, studies suggest that as many as one in three combat vets exhibit symptoms of PTSD, including alcohol and drug abuse,
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duration of the services remains unclear. McLellan’s lawyer, Richard Goldsborough, said he could not provide that information. Gayle Weiss says McLellan served in Iraq with a New Jersey-based Army unit before later joining the Vermont Guard. She recalls McLellan receiving medication and counseling for his PTSD on the National Guard base in Colchester. Weiss says the military should have recognized McLellan’s apparent need for inpatient treatment before he assaulted her. Identifying veterans returning from war zones, and screening them all for PTSD, is hard enough. Ensuring they stay in treatment programs can be next to impossible, says Jim MacIntryre, a Vermont National Guard chaplain who until recently headed the Guard’s Outreach and Intervention Team. “You’d find some who were in denial that something was wrong,” says MacIntyre, himself a Vietnam veteran. “Or they could keep one appointment, then they’d blow the others off. We’d offer to take them there, and most times that intervention would help people get back on track.” On October 20, McLellan pleaded guilty to aggravated domestic assault in Chittenden County District Court in Burlington. He will be sentenced December 29. As part of the plea deal, the state promised to recommend probation, not jail time. McLellan, in exchange, has agreed give the Vermont Department of Corrections access to VA records of his traumatic brain injury and PTSD. Gayle Weiss doesn’t want McLellan in prison. She wants him to get the help he needs. State’s Attorney Donovan agrees. He’s sympathetic to the role that wounds of war play in criminal behavior, and wants to steer military defendants toward rehabilitation whenever possible. “With mental health issues, you’ve got to address the root cause, or we’ll see it 10 times over,” Donovan says. Gayle Weiss, meanwhile, still suffers from nightmares and has trouble concentrating as a result of the abuse she suffered. She is in treatment now herself — for PTSD — living proof that, when left untreated, combatrelated illness can be contagious. m
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Bay, was charged with simple and aggravated assault following an episode at home in December 2004. According to a Burlington Free Press report, Blount suffered a panic attack when his father cut his head open on a piece of exercise gear. His father went to console him, but Charles started throwing punches. The family called 911 expecting paramedics, but police arrived and, ultimately, charged Blount criminally. More recently, Stephen LoPinto, a 27-year-old combat medic from Vergennes who reportedly served 13 months in Iraq, turned himself in to South Burlington police for attempted rape. LoPinto allegedly told police that on November 6, he tried to rape a female friend following a night of hard partying in celebration of his 27th birthday. When she refused his advances, LoPinto allegedly told police he jumped on her, pinned her down and reached for a pillow to muffle her screams. Based on his confession, police charged LoPinto with aggravated domestic assault, unlawful restraint and attempted sexual assault — a crime punishable by up to life in prison. LoPinto is a former specialist with the Vermont National Guard but was reportedly deployed to Iraq with a Tacoma, Wash.based Army unit. Whether post-traumatic stress was a factor is uncertain. LoPinto allegedly told police he was beating the woman for five to 10 minutes until “all of a sudden he realized what he was doing and immediately stopped,” according to the police affidavit. The victim wondered aloud to police whether LoPinto was “having a flashback” from Iraq, according to the same official report. Medical privacy laws make it difficult to know what sort of psychiatric treatment LoPinto, McLellan or any of these soldiers received or turned down. Reached by phone, McLellan politely declined to discuss his situation because he has not yet been sentenced. Court records show McLellan was admitted to a Veterans Administration facility in Bedford, Mass., in March following the attack, and was receiving inpatient treatment there as recently as October 20. But the nature or
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hen outgoing Flynn Center executive director Andrea Rogers spoke in St. Albans City last spring, Ann Levy didn’t want to miss her chance. She approached Rogers with an idea that had been percolating for 20 years: Why not run buses to Flynn shows from St. Albans? Not surprisingly, Rogers loved the concept. On December 15, 20 passengers will take the Green Art Bus’ inaugural trip from Franklin County to the Flynn for “A Canadian Brass Christmas.” Six dollars above the show’s ticket cost covers the 26-passenger bus from Buddy’s Taxi in St. Albans City. Buddy’s Taxi, which has insurance coverage to transport members of various organizations such as the Franklin County Senior Center, charges those groups a flat hourly rate. “I think this is viable,” Levy says, sipping coffee at the Park Café in St. Albans. She organized the Green Art Bus for the St. Albans Society of the Performing Arts (SASPA) and
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Patrick Simone in a scene from Self Helpless.
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s it possible to make a movie as funny as last summer’s The Hangover for under $10K? Four local recent grads have given it the old college try. Their feature-length comedy Self Helpless played to a full house when it premiered this October at Merrill’s Roxy Cinemas. After a successful University of Vermont screening and an award nomination for Best New Filmmaker at the 2009 Queens International Film Festival, the film’s cowriters, directors, producers and stars — Patrick Cassidy, Patrick Simone, Andrick Deppmeyer and Adam Jaroszewski — face the same problem as any indie filmmakers: What now? Film festivals are the traditional route to finding a mass distributor — but not in a recession. The producers of ultra-low-budget hit Paranormal Activity used Eventful.com to encourage horror fans to “demand” the movie in their hometowns, a strategy that paid off. The makers of Self Helpless have their own original distribution plan. In March,
be a really good resource for people,” she adds. Levy first tried launching a St. Albans-Burlington arts bus in 1989, when she was on the board of directors of the Northwest Public Transit Network, but the idea fell through. She had a second chance earlier this decade when creative-economy discussions took place around St. Albans. Again, nothing sparked. Levy says her direct approach to Rogers made the third time the charm. Rogers made arrangements for the Flynn to set aside a block of tickets for the Green Art Bus. SASPA, which arranges transportation and oversees ticket sales, must sell all 20 tickets for each show. If it doesn’t, the trip is canceled and the Flynn opens those tickets to the public.
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the Franklin County Regional Chamber of Commerce. “It could
The deadline for purchasing tickets to “A Canadian Brass Christmas” was December 7. But the other two shows have 2010 deadlines: January 15 for the Bill T. Jones/Arnie Zanes dance “Serenade/The Proposition”; and February 23 for Ed Asner’s one-man show “FDR.” Levy says the “green” in the venture’s name refers to the environmental benefits of some 20 Flynn-goers leaving their cars at
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home. She hopes the bus will appeal particularly to seniors and singles — people who don’t want to drive alone at night, or attend a show alone. Buddy’s has made the Green Art Bus available to other groups with specific cultural destinations in mind, though nothing is in the works yet. “I’ll be very glad if it comes to pass and the public sees it is a value not to drive,” Levy says. “We will try it until it does fly — or, I guess roll — down I-89.” m
For more info, call the Franklin County Regional Chamber of Commerce at 524-2444, or email Ann Levy at annsl@ myfairpoint.net.
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before the film comes out on DVD and BluRay, they’ll put it on BitTorrent and encourage people to download it during a seven-day window — for free. Most filmmakers would do anything to keep their work off BitTorrent. So why is the Self Helpless crew doing the opposite? Cassidy, 28, a fast talker who studied entrepreneurship at UVM, says making back the film’s $9500 budget “would definitely be a beautiful thing” and he believes the buzz generated by free downloads will “lead to more sales” down the line. “If people really connect with the thing, then they’ll buy a T-shirt, a DVD, or they’ll tell their friends.” Ultimately, though, he says, “we’re not trying to get rich off [the movie]. We just want to get people’s interest.” Downloaders, Cassidy believes, are “sort of retroactively forcing the industry to reconceive how it works” — and they also coincide with the movie’s target audience of young males. “We’re hoping for a cult thing,” says Cassidy, “like Super Troopers or Boondock Saints.” (The latter film, released a decade ago, generated such a campus following on DVD that its sequel lands in multiplexes on Friday.) From the beginning, the foursome seems
to have designed Self Helpless with an eye on the market. (Its website calls it “a featurelength comedy targeted at 18-30-year-old guys, specifically college students.”) No arty pretense here. What Self Helpless does have to offer is a fast-paced narrative, a rocking soundtrack (Devin the Dude, S.O.J.A., Spank Rock, Nortec Collective and Ska Cubano) and plenty of self-deprecating, sicko-stoner humor. Cassidy plays John Candy, a basementdwelling part-time DJ with pretensions to being a pickup artist. He finds himself sharing the parental home with his friends Simon (Simone), just released from jail; and The Drake (Deppmeyer), whose girlfriend has kicked him out for general loutishness. One day while Candy’s at work, his buds get high and decide to answer the age-old question, “Is God on the Interweb?” A Googling typo leads them to the site of a Mexican dog wrangler with a beatific smile. Is he the guru who can turn their lives around? The three persuade their friend Felix (Jaroszewski) to quit his job and accompany them south of the border. That’s sort of the way it really happened, says Cassidy. The young men wrote an outline, then a script. Then they decided to shoot in Mexico. Jaroszewski quit his real-life Boston paralegal job, and they were off. “Ignorance was our best friend,” says Cassidy. “We didn’t know any better.”
That may have helped one rainy day in San Cristóbal de las Casas, when the filmmakers purchased 5 kilos of something called “explosive powder” from an old man in an alley. They bought the shell of a VW bus for $200, filled it with the explosive, “hugged and said our goodbyes, and lit it up,” recalls Cassidy. “It was unbelievable.” No one was hurt, and the guys got the shot — luckily, since “that was our entire effects budget.” So far, Self Helpless has screened at six venues and earned its makers about $1000 after travel costs, Cassidy says. The auteurentrepreneurs are still working “crappy jobs” around Vermont and, in the case of Simone, Hartford, Ct. Cassidy says they’re not waiting to get discovered: “I don’t think the Hollywood guys are going to swoop down and give us a million-dollar budget. The best way we can continue with filmmaking is to create a viable financial model. I don’t think we have the magical answer, but we’ll demonstrate to people one way you can do it.” Doesn’t sound “helpless” at all. m
Self Helpless screens on Wednesday, December 16, at 8:30 p.m., at the Palace 9 in South Burlington. For more info, trailer and a clip that will be up until December 16, see selfhelplessmovie.com.
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irst came the mammogram flap. An independent panel of researchers, the U.S. Preventive Services Task Force, determined that most women don’t need screenings until they’re 50, and then they don’t need them so often. You’d think we’d be happy. Less uncomfortable breast squishing and a few bucks saved on health care (though the panel reviewed only clinical, not economic, data). Trustworthy players in the breast biz were delighted. The radical advocates’ group Breast Cancer Action, for one, had long warned women of the risks and oversold benefits of mammograms. The renowned breast doctor and feminist Susan Love also welcomed the new guidelines. So did I. Having endured two painful, scary and probably unnecessary biopsies, I’d been putting off my next mammogram to avoid another biopsy — my own defensive medicine. I’m sure I wasn’t the only woman in this pickle. But then women, and their presumptive friends, rose up. Republicans — those famous champions of women’s rights — spread rumors of a Democrat-insurance industry conspiracy to save pennies on the backs of women. The press fanned the uproar. TV reporters strode down hospital hallways beside oncologists, who worriedly condemned the new advice; an “expert panel” — all radiologists — also nixed it. Unlike Democratic
bean counters and insurance lobbyists, these docs were exonerated of any selfinterest. Soon a Gallup/USA Today poll reported widespread “anger” among women, many of whom planned to ignore the guidelines. (Respondents also overestimated the likelihood of getting breast cancer in one’s forties by as much as 50 times.) Within days, Health and Human Services Secretary Kathleen Sebelius was dissociating the government from its own panel’s recommendations. And a week later, Delaware Democratic Senator Barbara Mikulski proposed an amendment to the health care bill guaranteeing free screenings for women — not just yearly mammograms starting in their forties but also tests for such killers as heart disease and diabetes. Most liberals supported the amendment, which passed 61 to 39. Then another assault on a women’s health “need” surfaced: a proposed tax on elective cosmetic surgery to raise health care revenue. Middlebury College sociology professor (and my friend) Laurie Essig, whose forthcoming book American Plastic investigates the collaboration of the cosmetic surgery and consumer credit industries, blogged on True/Slant against the tax. You can’t say whether cosmetic surgery is “necessary” or not, she said, given the tough labor and
romance markets and women’s place in them: “If someone is so depressed about the size of their boobs or their nose or their back fat that they stop going to work or school, is the surgery necessary?” Essig noted that such selfimprovement is not the province of privilege anymore — a third of cosmetic surgery patients earn less than $30,000 — so the surcharge would be regressive, like cigarette taxes. Similar outrage emanated from the National Organization for Women. Middle-age women “have to find work,” NOW President Terry O’Neill told the New York Times. “And they are going for Botox or going for eye work, because the fact is we live in a society that punishes women for getting older.” O’Neill decried women’s inferior pay (as of the last census, 70 percent of American working women earned less than $20,000 a year) and higher health care premiums. “And now they are going to put a tax on middle-aged women in a society that devalues them for being middle aged?” she wailed. (I was starting to feel a sympathetic hot flash coming on for my Botoxdeprived sisters, when it occurred to me there might be a silver lining to women being crowded into the crappy end of the job market: You don’t need an eyelid tuck to get hired as a chambermaid.) Where does this entitlement end? Last week’s Times Style section reported on a cosmetic procedure in which fat is transferred from a hefty body part — say, the thighs — to a scrawnier site, usually
it. She suggests the taxes on cosmetic surgery should be levied on surgeons and credit companies, not patients. I agree that the rich should pay more to support the health care of those who have less. But taxes won’t cover it all. There will be rationing. Indeed, there should be rationing — also known as rational choosing between interventions that are needed and those that are only wanted; those that justify the risks and costs and those that don’t. We do not have such a rational policy now, and the mammogram debate highlights the dysfunctional hybrid we do have — a “free-market” health care “system” driven by profit and consumer demand, with a soupçon of recognition of the right to care thrown in. So if the patient wants (or is persuaded to want) a procedure, and if she can afford (or finance) it, then she should have it, we apparently believe, whether it is a nose job at age 12 or a triple bypass at 92. Now we are making the transition to health care as a public good, not a private luxury — and, guess what, we can’t have it all. We’ll have to stop acting like spoiled customers at Saks. Women should also heed the feminist health movement’s time-tested skepticism of medicine, rather than adopting the dubious notion that all troubles are biological and should be fixed medically. Maybe that gal immobilized by back fat should take a vigorous walk every day, tutor at a public school or, hey, join NOW. For its part, NOW should quit defending her right to liposuction and start changing her — and men’s — consciousness about age and beauty. Until that distant goal is won, feminists should hammer the government to fine the bejeezus out of employers who practice age or sex discrimination. As for gender discrimination in health care, the reform bill would outlaw it, including higher insurance premiums for women. In the health care debate, as in all politics, it is politically useful to slice the population into competing interest groups — old people, children, kidney dialysis patients, cancer sufferers — and win support bit by bit. But such Balkanization is antithetical to integrated policy; it undermines the goal of reform, which is to promote everyone’s well-being.
Now that we are making the transition to health care as a public good, not a private luxury, we’ll have to stop acting like spoiled customers at Saks. the breasts. The few docs who do the operation admit there are risks — “oil cysts, masses, nodules and scarring,” for example (and sometimes the breasts just “go away”). But here’s another problem: The immigrant fat can cause little chips of calcium to form in the breasts, and these can confound radiological readings. A “baseline” mammogram must be done before the fat transfer. The calcifications are harmless, but they sometimes signal cancer, so a biopsy may be needed. An elective (or socially necessary?) procedure leads to a necessary (or overly cautious?) one. Will Mikulski’s amendment cover these tests, too? Essig is right that the line between necessary and elective is not clear. But if health reform is to be sustainable, effective and fair, we’re going to have to draw
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Plus, such tactics can backfire. The GOP has belatedly become the defender of Medicare. But, mark my words: It will use the cost of Medicare as a reason to vote against reform. The price tag of Mikulski’s amendment — about a billion dollars over 10 years — is another arrow in the opponents’ quiver. And if reform passes with the amendment intact, the costs of elective tests for worried-well female patients will come out of someone else’s care. Men also die of cancer, heart disease and diabetes. Must they get their own amendment?
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here is, however, one medical procedure unique to women that cannot be jettisoned in the compromises reform will call for: abortion. Pregnancy happens only to women. Motherhood changes everything. These realities have been at the root of women’s oppression since the beginning of time. Without control over our own reproduction, women can never achieve equality. This makes it all the more depressing that women are up in arms about their rights to unnecessary mammograms, and only the stalwart pro-choice organizations have mobilized against the House’s Stupak-Pitts amendment (and an expected similar one from Nebraska Democratic Senator Ben Nelson), which would effectively wipe out insurance coverage for the termination of an unwanted pregnancy. Such limited protest makes abortion look like the single-issue fetish of a few, rather than a bottom-line right for all women, whether they choose to exercise it or not. Compare Congress’ response to this tepid resistance — numerous putatively pro-choice Democrats voted for Stupak-Pitts — with the stampede to support Mikulski. Health care reform will force us to sort needs from desires. Since we can’t have everything, we have to pick our battles. A nose job is an elective procedure; it is, frankly, not worth defending. A just-in-case mammogram is an elective procedure. We should cherish our mammo-free years. And, unless the woman’s life or health is at stake, an abortion is also a medically elective procedure. But, socially, politically and existentially, the right to have an abortion — and the affordability and accessibility on which the right depends — is not elective. Abortion is necessary to women’s equality; it is necessary to women’s freedom. Abortion is necessary to more than women’s health. m
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that it couldn’t be sold, and Washington was never able to turn a profit on the crop despite sustained effort. Jefferson also seems to have grown hemp strictly for local consumption, from which we deduce he couldn’t make money at it either. In short, not only were Washington and Jefferson marijuana farmers, they were unsuccessful marijuana farmers. • Notwithstanding their failure to make a fortune from hemp, Jefferson and Washington kept at it. Washington continued to tout the crop after he became president. Jefferson invented a better “hemp brake” to separate the fibers from the stalks, something he thought was so important agriculturally that he refused to patent it. This tells us two things. First, Jefferson ran an advanced marijuana processing facility. Second, he was a socialist. • Both Jefferson and Washington traded seeds
whenever an opportunity presents itself to combine historical revisionism and pot jokes, Pynchon is all over it like a wetsuit. • Despite the above, I couldn’t find any contemporary accounts suggesting either Washington or Jefferson ever indulged in, advocated, or even mentioned smoking pot. • But let’s not give up too quickly. In his diary for August 7, 1765, Washington writes, “Began to separate the Male from the Female hemp … rather too late.” Female marijuana plants are the ones that contain enough THC to be worth smoking. Some take this to mean Washington was cultivating the plant not just for fiber.
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Of course, two days later Washington says he put the hemp in the river to soak and separate out the fibers, and later in September that he started to harvest the seed. That suggests he divided the plants because the males made stronger fiber while the female plants produced the seed needed for next year’s crop. Jefferson in his Farm Book wrote that a female plant would produce a quart of seed, and a bushel of seed was enough to plant an acre. Do these guys sound like midnight tokers? No, they sound like farmers. Which just shows how clever they were at covering their tracks.
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and plants with other farmers on a regular basis. Jefferson wrote of receiving hemp seedlings from someone in Missouri, and it would have been only neighborly to send some Virginia seedlings back. Chances are Washington did the same. Couple this with the fact that the two men did at least attempt to sell their hemp crops and we’re obliged to conclude: Washington and Jefferson weren’t merely marijuana farmers, they were marijuana dealers. slug signorino
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VERMONT BOASTS 20 ALPINE SKI RESORTS. I intend to snowboard at each of them this season. Except for that board-averse Mad River Glen. There I’ll ski, or at least attempt to. Thus, the 20/20 Challenge. It’s my goal to carve a few turns at each of the 20 ski areas in the 20 or so weeks of a Green Mountain winter. I invented this little challenge for myself because, well, why not? The season is long and cold, and I can’t just sit around for five months watching episodes of “Glee” and “30 Rock” on Hulu. What better way to stave off the winter blahs than by visiting every shimmering jewel in Vermont’s tourism tiara? Each week, I’ll be reporting on my progress. I’ll also provide some nuggets of information about the resorts and try to figure out what makes a Burke Mountain different from a Suicide Six besides geography and terrain. This project will require nearly 3300 miles of driving. That’s about 1.15 tons of carbon dioxide I’ll be spewing into the atmosphere. To make up for that, Seven Days has purchased a carbon offset credit from Middlebury-based Native Energy. This environmental indulgence will help fund a wind-energy project in Kansas and make me feel better about my toxic emissions. With Mother Nature and Father Time conspiring against me, I’ve lost a few valuable weeks. But, I’m happy to say, last week the big guns — Jay Peak, Killington, Mount Snow, Okemo, Stowe and Sugarbush — opened for business, so now it’s on. If you want to help me with my 20/20 Challenge and show me around your local mountain, please get in touch via the email address at the end of this story. Until then, turn and burn.
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ormally, by this time of year, nearly half of Vermont’s alpine ski areas would be open. Resort owners are happy if they can get their lifts spinning in time for the Thanksgiving holiday. That wasn’t the case this year, and it has caused me some angst. But after a few anxious weeks of weather watching and hand wringing, I hit the slopes last Thursday. The heavens had opened up just a tad earlier in the week to let a few flakes out, and the temperatures dropped to allow the big fan guns to do their work. This year, in the race to open first, The Beast took the gold. I’d never been to Killington — Vermont’s largest ski resort — so my anticipation was all the greater. But I worried that the snow would be washed off the mountain by rainstorms that were drenching the state. When I arrived at the K-1 Lodge, a fanny-packed mountain ambassador looked at me and said, “Are you sure you want to do this today?” Well, no, not really, I thought as rain droplets dribbled down my face. But it’s my mission. While the sky was schvitzing and most of the trails were barren, the riding was actually quite good. Killington Peak stands 4241 feet, so the coverage at the top was better than expected for the early season. I took my first few runs on Great Northern, a sleepy, rolling groomer that traverses the top half of Killington Peak before dipping down onto neighboring Snowdon Mountain. It seemed I had forgotten how to snowboard, because not only did I end up on my caboose
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All these twentysomethings belong to the oft-overlooked demographic of young dairy farmers committed to continuing the family business. They have another thing in common: Most are products of the Farm and Agricultural Resource Management Stewards (FARMS 2+2) program at UVM and VTC. They know nothing as well as they know dairying and want nothing more than to make an honest living, as their parents did, by milking cows. But a shaky economy threatens both their future livelihood and the state-funded program that trained them for it. Farm succession — the process of passing the farm to the next generation — has never been simple. But these days it’s nearly unthinkable. For more than a year now, the price farmers receive for their milk hasn’t even come close to the costs of producing it. To make up the difference, many farms have taken out operating loans, going deeper into debt just to pay the bills. Many others have balked at that prospect. The result has
been a startling disappearance of dairy farms from the most dairy-dependent state in the nation. There were 1075 dairy farms in Vermont at the beginning of 2009. Today there are about 1025. The future looks a little brighter, but not much. While the average price for a hundredweight of milk in 2009 comes in at about $12.75, Diane Bothfeld, the senior agricultural development specialist at the Vermont Agency of Agriculture, projects that 2010’s average price will be around $16. Still, the cost to produce that amount hovers at $18. “I don’t see any profitability in the next year to allow the farmers to fill in the hole they’ve dug in the last year and a half,” says Robert Parsons, an agricultural economist at UVM. Meanwhile, according to estimates from experts in state government and higher education, the average age of Vermont dairy farmers has climbed into the upper 50s. There’s no farm census to provide hard data on their potential successors. But, assuming the current generation of farmers had children by
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pedals, he would lean against the seat and steer the Allis-Chalmers 60-60 tractor down to the hay fields outlined by the serpentine turns of the Winooski River. At the age of 10, he was milking the cows on his parents’ 150-acre dairy farm by himself. As an adolescent, Fitzgerald preferred farm chores to video games. Even in high school, when his friends from Rice Memorial would go out on Friday nights, Fitzgerald would hang back at the barn. It was all the excitement he needed. ANDREW WOOD grew up on a hilly farm east of St. Johnsbury. He excelled in math and science in school and saw early on how the principles of animal biology and photosynthesis came alive in his backyard. When the time arrived to go to college, he considered just two: the University of Vermont and Vermont Technical College. Convinced he was destined to run a dairy farm, Wood wanted to learn all that Vermont’s agricultural schools could teach him. HANNAH FAY loves cows. Holsteins, to be precise. She knows them well, having spent countless hours tending the herd at her parents’ farm in the tiny burg of Brunswick. She met her husband, Chris Fay, another dairy-farm kid, when they were in 4-H. They got married in 2006 and now hope to own and operate Chris’ parents’ farm in nearby Maidstone, a town of 250 souls on the easternmost edge of Vermont.
YOUNG DAIRY FARMERS COMMITTED TO CONTINUING THE FAMILY BUSINESS. the age of 30, their kids “are right at that sweet spot where they’re making career choices about what’s next,” says Rocki-Lee DeWitt, a professor of management at UVM’s School of Business Administration. Although it’s certainly possible for newcomers with no family connection to step in and purchase and run a dairy farm, it’s highly unlikely. The purchase
price will be at least $500,000, and the earnings profile of a dairy business is consistently and frighteningly volatile. “You have to either want to do it so badly that the risk doesn’t bother you,” explains DeWitt, “or you have to have some independent source of wealth.” If you think about these trends as they would appear on a graph — the downward curve of dairy farm numbers
and the upward curve of farmers’ ages — they become two forces set directly against Vermont’s current rural economy, landscape and food supply. The loyal opposition is the army of young farmers who, rationally or not, are lining up to enter a business that’s losing money on each unit it produces.
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then transfer to UVM for their junior and senior years to obtain a bachelor’s of science degree in animal science or community development and applied economics. The spring of the students’ junior year is spent at the Miner Institute, a dairy research farm in Chazy, N.Y. At Miner, says Wood, who graduated in 2009, “you’re getting a different level of understanding; you’re going from good to great.” Tuition is funded entirely by the state, which appropriates the money every year and passes it through the ag agency to the schools. “2+2 was a way of planning for Vermont’s future,” says Mitzi Johnson, a state representative from South Hero
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ack in 1999, the Vermont legislature recognized the importance of training young farmers when it partnered with UVM and VTC to create the FARMS 2+2 program. It’s an innovative curriculum: Students spend their first two years getting an associate’s degree in dairy management at VTC and
who oversees the agriculture budget on the House Appropriations Committee. “We wanted to make higher education achievable for people who want to be farmers.” The program costs the state $169,000, which is enough for 12 to 15 students per year. It’s very competitive — successful applicants need to be in the top 25 percent of their high school class and have a minimum SAT score of 1300. Thomas C. Vogelmann, the dean of the College of Agriculture and Life Sciences at UVM, explains the 2+2 program like this: “The idea was to get some hands-on herd-management experience at VTC, and then come to UVM to have a broader experience in a university and be educated in leadership, communication and business skills.” Asked how the
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Collateral is easy enough to find — if you don’t have land and buildings, you don’t have much of a dairy farm, and parents often co-sign on a loan to smooth the process. The bigger challenge for young farmers is proving they can run the business properly and stay afloat on the crests and troughs of the milk market, saving money in good times to weather the bad.
program has evolved to meet the challenges plaguing today’s dairy industry, Vogelmann acknowledges that the crisis is severe. But, he says, the program’s intent is to create leaders who can keep agriculture viable in Vermont. “I think we’re doing that,” he asserts. Whether or not 2+2 will survive the recession is another question. Johnson says she supports the program strongly and hasn’t heard any opposition from legislators. But, she adds, the $88 million budget shortfall for 2010 threatens nearly everything. “I can’t say that anything is safe,” Johnson admits. One option the Appropriations Committee is considering would fund half the tuition and help the students obtain federal grants for the remainder. If that happens, the students enrolled now wouldn’t be affected, Johnson says. Fitzgerald, a 20-year-old junior, is thankful that 2+2 exists. “I probably wouldn’t be going to UVM if it wasn’t for the scholarship,” he says on a recent morning on his farm in Colchester, just two miles from the center of Burlington. Fitzgerald is one of many young farmers who have written letters to their local representatives, to Governor James Douglas and to Lieutenant Governor Brian Dubie, urging them to keep supporting 2+2. “The next budget is going to be tough, and it’s out of our control,” he says, sounding wiser than his years, “but we just want them to know that 2+2 is a good thing and that education is something we’ve got to hold on to in these times.” Bothfeld of the ag agency concurs: “I think this program is extremely important for our industry in Vermont,” she says. “The young people coming out of 2+2 have a high level of competence and can immediately show value on their home farm.” Besides taking advantage of the support network of higher education, the next generation of dairy farmers has been organizing round-table discussions and lectures in Addison and Franklin counties and the Northeast Kingdom. Hannah and Chris Fay have attended a few of the meetings in their area — the most recent one was called “Batter on Deck: Are You Warming Up?” and explored what it means to be your family farm’s next custodian. The couple appreciates the opportunity to talk openly with
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ack in the mid-1700s, it was considerably easier for that “army” to win recruits. The dairyman — then, as now, generally male — looked for a spouse who could bear children. The size of their brood determined how big a garden they needed and how many free farm laborers they could count on. The burgeoning labor force often enabled them to milk more cows and grow more crops. But when the second generation was old enough to reproduce, the question arose: How many families can this one farm support? Vermont’s early settlers had few guidelines on passing the family farm to the next generation. Some farmers had enough land to subdivide a few parcels and bequeath them to their adult children, who could build their own homes and create yet more farms. Others had multiple children but only one with the desire to stick around. In most cases, though, members of the elder generation amassed no retirement accounts, relying for their livelihood on the sale of the land or on grown kids who could take them in. That situation hasn’t changed much today. Farm succession is still dependent on the willingness of the younger generation to learn and continue the trade. Most dairy farmers haven’t had the foresight or the wherewithal to save money for retirement — the land, buildings, equipment and cows represent the equity they hope to cash in when they can no longer work full time. But today’s farms have one big burden those of the 18th and 19th centuries did not: debt. Most of it is accumulated to pay for expensive improvements such as milking parlors, tractors, corn silage choppers, manure spreaders — all the modern implements that have both eased the physical strain of farming and increased efficiency and milk production. “The days of owning your operation free and clear,” DeWitt says, “are long gone.” For young dairy farmers, this means they usually need to borrow money to acquire an equity stake in the family
business. But will banks lend to someone looking to buy a business that’s hemorrhaging money? “The answer is yes,” DeWitt says, “there are still lenders out there with capital to lend for this kind of business.” They aren’t conventional banks but “government-sponsored enterprises,” or GSEs, such as Yankee Farm Credit, on whose board DeWitt sits. GSEs are essentially federally backed banks whose mission is to lend to the agricultural sector, and every one of them has to offer a certain amount of money to new and small farms. What are they looking for in an applicant? Basically, the same things the Small Business Administration looks for: collateral and a business plan.
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Farmers of America, and the behemoth milk distributor Dean Foods. Word got out recently that the chief executive officer of Dean Foods, Gregg Engles, has made $116 million in compensation since 2004. “That got to me quite a bit,” says the generally genial Fitzgerald. “Here we are starving, and the CEO in five years made all that money.” Fitzgerald will tackle the due diligence research on the bottling plant in his senior project. He admits that looking beyond the initial capital outlay — perhaps $500,000 — is tough. “If the business proposal doesn’t look good, I won’t do it,” he says. “But I’ve got to try.” Out on the Maidstone farm, where a cold north wind always seems to be sweeping across the broad plains that stretch down to the Connecticut River, Hannah and Chris Fay have been forced to reassess their plans to take over the operation. When milk prices were high in 2007, they pondered buying the whole thing in one fell swoop. Now, that’s out of reach. “The first step is for us to all sit down and be really open,” Hannah says. Since the price of milk plummeted, all talk of a farm transfer has ceased. Hannah and Chris are anticipating a slow process of accumulating equity one cow and one tractor at a time. “We’re willing to ride out the tough time,” Hannah adds. A senior at UVM, she drives two-and-a-half hours to Burlington twice a week and is using her senior project to help plan the farm transfer. For Wood, who’s now the unofficial assistant herdsman at Conant Riverside Farm in Richmond, the dream is still to “own and operate a successful, profitable dairy that utilizes advanced technology and is a leader in the industry,” he says. When asked whether the odds are in his favor, he pauses for a long moment. “I think that’s a tough question to answer,” he says finally. Another pause. More confidently this time, Wood says, “I definitely think the opportunity is there, and it’s one that can be realized.” m
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University of Vermont professor Robert Costanza. Now entering her second year in Burlington, Asquith will teach a UVM course on women in Islam this spring. Sisters in War reveals how difficult it is to generalize about those women. Zia and Nunu see the veil as oppression. But Manal Omar, a progressive, antiwar American Muslim who comes to Iraq to work for the NGO Women for Women, wears her hijab with pride. The book tells these women’s stories in alternating chapters, along with that of a fourth protagonist: Lieutenant A. Heather Coyne, who comes to Baghdad with the 354th Civil Affairs Brigade and stays to work with the Coalition Provisional Authority. Eager to help Iraqi women, she secures $1.4 million to build a women’s center and enlists the help of Omar. But Omar thinks it’s better to take things in smaller, more practical steps — such as saving a 16-year-old girl from an honor killing. Asquith met all these women in the course of her reporting. Besides conveying the day-to-day lives of women in a war zone, she says, she wanted to tell the story of “the women on the ground who were in charge of implementing the policy and spending the millions of dollars, tens of millions of dollars in fact, that we spent on women’s rights in Iraq.” What did those dollars buy? With chaos in Iraq came a resurgence of radical Islam. Too often, Asquith suggests, Americans misread the state of affairs, as when Laura Bush gave a 2004 speech trumpeting public protests by Iraqi women as evidence of their newfound liberation. In the book, when Omar reads this speech, she’s shocked by the First Lady’s apparent ignorance that the women were “protesting the implementation of Islamic law — something they never had to worry about during Saddam’s time but which had become a real possibility on George Bush’s watch.” One perspective that never directly appears in Sisters in War is that of the author herself. Seven Days sat down with
Asquith to ask about her experiences in Iraq and after. SEVEN DAYS: You, the reporter, never appear in the book. How did you decide to use this almost novelistic style? CHRISTINA ASQUITH: The first reason is that there were so many books coming out about Iraq: military, political, focused on the economy. I was looking for a new way to tell the story of the war. The second is that, I think, the women’s stories that I tell in the book just lend themselves to this format … they’re emotional stories … At the end of the day, when you think about why war is horrible, and the real toll that’s being taken in Iraq, it’s an emotional toll. SD: How did your reporting in Iraq change your view of the invasion and occupation? CA: My feelings about the Iraq war changed hugely. When I left for Iraq, I can honestly say I didn’t know what to think about the war ... All I had in my head was a lot of questions. Mostly I wanted to know how women lived under Saddam and what their hopes were for the future ... When I got there, I saw the people were, for the most part, very welcoming to the U.S. ... And I saw, throughout 2004, that elation be crushed ... after about four or five years ... things maybe are emerging now into a more peaceful situation... SD: How did it change your view of the role of women in the U.S., seeing our culture from the perspective of women like Zia and Nunu? CA: Hanging around with young Iraqi women is like getting in a time capsule and going back 50 years in this country. They are very conservative. They are Rules girls, as we would say here. They certainly don’t believe in sex before marriage … They flirt with men with their eyes, but they certainly don’t have any sort of interaction with them.
When I came back to the U.S., I was shocked by what I saw ... It was jarring for me to see women wearing very little clothing when they go out ... and to see with fresh eyes how much freedom and equality in their personal lives women have in this country… SD: You talk about the Western media’s scanty coverage of the Mustansiriya University bombings in Baghdad in 2007. [In the book, this event terrifies Nunu, who hears that “Al Qaeda had claimed responsibility. The reason given was that university officials had refused to ban women from enrolling.”] Is this evidence of media bias? Or fatigue with all things Iraq? CA: A U.S. soldier shoots and kills one Iraqi or 10 Iraqis unjustly, and — rightfully so — it will be reported by all the press. And it is a horrible thing. However, if we’re going to report that, we should also report the fact that these terrorists put a bomb in front of a university and killed 200 students. Why isn’t that reported with the same amount of horror? Probably just because it doesn’t involve an American, so it’s not a story people can relate to. Readers are naturally interested in themselves and in other people like them... Sisters in War: A Story of Love, Family, and Survival in the New Iraq by Christina Asquith. Random House, 335 pages. $26. Christina Asquith reads at Barnes & Noble in South Burlington on Wednesday, December 16, at 7 p.m. Got a comment? Contact Margot Harrison at margot@sevendaysvt. com.
I think lost in the coverage at a certain point was how much death and destruction was being caused by Arabs who were not Iraqis who came into the country — Al Qaeda or Saudis, Jordanians — really radical Islamists. Many of them killed women’s rights activists just because they were speaking out on behalf of women or were trying to get an education or go to school or were wearing makeup or their hair unveiled. And the U.S. kind of turned a blind eye toward the atrocities that these fundamentalists committed, maybe because it’s a complicated story. But for the Iraqi women that I write about, this is what they were facing on a day-to-day basis. They never worried they were going to be shot by an American… SD: Have you kept in touch with the women in the book? CA: I email them weekly. We’ve been through a lot together. I had my life threatened on several occasions. We’ve all gone through highs and lows and shared a lot of tears and a lot of laughter together. SD: How can the U.S. help women in Iraq now?
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My partner, Ann-Elise, is our kids’ biological mom. She and I were civil unioned in 2000; Graham was born in 2006, Ivy in 2008. I was as involved in their conception as it was possible to be without providing genetic material, starting from the time when I asked our mutual friend to be our sperm donor. I got teary when I heard the kids’ heartbeats for the first time in utero. I cut their umbilical cords when they were born. I even gave them my last name. I can’t look at them and see a phyysical reflection of myself, but I’ve been humbled and blessed to experience every other aspect of parenthood — first words, sleepless nights, poopy diapers, the whole deal. Which is why it bothered me so much to have to adopt them. When you adopt a child, you don’t just fill out
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But typing that request was difficult for me. I understand why there are all these precautions. In most cases, they make perfect sense. It’s important to protect children. But I was essentially asking the state to protect my kids ... from me. It was demeaning. And when supportive friends and family congratulated me on the adoption, I felt as if they were somehow erasing the parent I had been before it happened — as if, now that the state had given its approval, we were finally a real family. That wasn’t true, and it was hard to take. It felt unfair. But was it? I wondered. Like most people, I don’t know a whole lot about family law. I know my attorney told me that if I wanted to protect myself and my kids, I should adopt them. But I wasn’t entirely clear on why. Did I need to adopt them because we don’t share DNA? If a straight couple conceived a child using a sperm donor, would the man have to adopt the child to be considered its father? After I finalized my adoption, I
sense of entitlement. “Don’t feel guilty,” Lashman said. She explained that, even before I adopted my kids, the State of Vermont saw me as their legal parent. That’s because I was civil unioned to their biological mom at the time of their birth. Civil unions, by design, are equal to marriage, and children born into a marriage are considered the legal responsibility of both partners. So if a married straight couple used sperm from an anonymous
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doesn’t recognize same-sex unions. Ever since, Miller has fought to keep Jenkins from seeing the girl by arguing that their civil union isn’t valid in Virginia. That’s one reason Lashman has been pushing me to adopt my kids. “The adoption will be recognized,” she says, “as far as we know, even in states that don’t recognize the civil union or marriage.”
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t’s not always easy for vegetarians and omnivores to break bread together. At restaurants that serve meat, the former may find their choices limited to a limp salad and overcooked pasta. But strictly vegetarian eateries, when they can be found, seldom offer the savory tastes carnivores crave. That’s why the fare at MINT, a Waitsfield restaurant and tea shop that opened in early November, is a pleasant surprise. Avowed meat lovers may find themselves scarfing down the hearty brown-rice bowl with citrus-laced greens and black turtle beans, or the crisp falafel special, which comes on a plate piled with homemade pita and lightly dressed salad and laced with tahini sauce. On a recent evening, crêpes stuffed with mung-bean dal, arugula and soy mozzarella were redolent of earthy Indian spices, with touches of sweetness from the raisins and a vinegary tang from the dressed greens. Located on Bridge Street where The Spotted Cow used to be, MINT is one of the few eateries in Vermont that serves no flesh, fish or fowl. (Some offer vegetarian cuisine with meaty options alongside.) But married owners Savitri, 38 (who prefers to be known solely by her first name), and Iliyan Deskov, 28, don’t market their eatery as vegetarian. The way they see it, they’re simply making the foods they love to eat. Not all diners are on board, of course. On a recent Saturday afternoon, Savitri watched as a couple sat down in a booth, examined the menu and walked out when they saw their options. A vegetarian since reading Harvey and Marilyn Diamond’s Fit for Life in 1989, Savitri says she can no longer imagine what a meat eater might have for lunch. “We understand that food is a matter of taste,” she adds, “but we hope to be a really good match [with people]. You get bummed out when they leave.” It’s no surprise to learn that MINT’s owners came to Vermont by way of California — a state known for its high population of vegetarians and vegans and, accordingly, its creative meatless
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cuisine. The details of their story are less common, though. Both are originally from Eastern Europe but met in Redondo Beach. Their romance followed on the heels of Deskov falling in love with veggie cuisine. At 6, while still in Rousse, Bulgaria, Deskov browned some walnuts in the toaster oven and sent the kitchen up in flames. Despite that misadventure, he was always drawn to cooking. “I remember getting raw milk, skimming the cream off of it and beating it into butter,” he says. When Deskov moved to Los Angeles at 19, his plan was to become an English teacher. But that changed when he began frequenting a Redondo Beach restaurant called The Green Temple, adjacent to the coffee shop where he worked. Although he’d grown up eating meat, Deskov was attracted to the vegetarian spot because
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THE FOODS THEY LOVE TO EAT. “the environment and the food were so good.” He continues: “I smelled the smells, looked at the décor, and it felt like home. After eating there for a whole month, solely, I realized I was a de facto vegetarian.” The Green Temple’s co-owner was Savitri, who’d grown up in Hungary. The daughter of a chef who used to accompany her mom to work in the kitchen, “I said I would never do that work,” she recalls. Drawn to more artistic pursuits,
Savitri learned Italian and made plans to study industrial design in college, but she ended up landing a job at Fiat’s Hungarian branch. “I loved the life; I started traveling,” she says. By the time she was accepted to design school, she no longer wanted to attend. After she moved to L.A., Savitri fell into the restaurant business, hosting at one of the first vegetarian eateries in Orange County. When it went out of business, a well-to-do patron who missed the food gave Savitri and a friend the chance to open their own similar eatery — The Green Temple, where Deskov eventually became an ardent patron. Noting the young man’s interest, Savitri offered him a job. “It wasn’t a romantic thing at first,” she says. “I really liked his energy. He has a certain
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ack in 1990, it wasn’t easy to locate a plate of pad Thai in Vermont, let alone an authentic taco. But there was one reliable place to find ethnic food — a humble street cart parked in front of Christ Episcopal Church in Montpelier. Known as Bon Temps Gourmet, this nomadic kitchen focused on the cuisine of a different country each week. It served as the weekday promotional tool for owner Gretchen Saries’ catering company of the same name. Today Saries, now 46, recalls how legislators — including then Lieutenant Governor Howard Dean — flocked to her mobile eatery. Since then, the little ethnic-mélange business has fluctuated but endured — and even (briefly) gone to Washington. In 2005, Senator Leahy asked Saries and her business and life partner Greg Labarthe to help plan the first annual Taste of Vermont event to be held in the Russell Senate Caucus Room next door to the Capitol — familiar to many as the site of the Anita Hill hearings. Besides cooking farm-to-table Vermont dishes for the 400-strong group, Saries and Labarthe worked on promoting small, lesser-known artisan producers such as Lazy Lady Farm, filling an 18-foot-long table with Green Mountain cheeses. “I literally spent five hours just plating all the cheese,” groans Labarthe. Luckily for the rest of us, Bon Temps now provides a version of that insidethe-Beltway banquet scaled down for private parties, where they employ
cheese experts to guide guests in pairing curds and wine. The popularity of Saries’ business with politicos is no accident. Originally from Chicago (she helped campaign for McGovern at age 9), she started out as an avid home cook with a palate seasoned by extensive international travel — she’d even labored in kitchens in Greece after college. But her day jobs, primarily as a political field activist, centered on public affairs rather than cuisine. When her travels landed her in Vermont in 1986, the lifelong foodie identified a dearth of global flavor. Saries recalls thinking, If I want my ethnic food, I need to make it. Figuring that others might be craving the same exotic fare, she founded Bon Temps in 1990. Its early success spurred her to hire help: a grill master by the name of Greg Labarthe, a Middlesex native who’d worked in bakeshops since age 16 but hadn’t fully committed himself to a life in the kitchen. As he worked with Saries, Labarthe’s passion for baking, cutting meat, and crafting beer and vinegar grew. He decided to pursue a culinary degree, and graduated from Montpelier’s New England Culinary Institute in 1996. Besides being an ace in the kitchen, Labarthe, now 37, fit Saries’ relationship requirements: “No Republicans and no nonfoodies.” They wed in 2000. By that time, Labarthe was working as sous-chef at A Single Pebble in Barre; he later became chef-de-cuisine under executive chef Steve Bogart and
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For Savitri, a petite brunette with light freckles and numerous tattoos, MINT is more than a source of income; it’s also a source of inspiration. “Most restaurants lack something that’s very important to me; they seem to be places of routine,” she says, and confesses to feeling a “childlike enthusiasm” when patrons clean their plates. She cares about the physical environment as well as the food: “I’m always trying to keep [MINT] alive, changing things … I am the designer of this place.” Her designer’s touch is evident in the draperies and pillows that add color to the dining room, the simply elegant wooden tables and booths, and the collection of teapots sold in the tea shop, located in an alcove at the front of the restaurant. The loose-leaf tisanes and teas range from the owners’ own herbal blends — including a Balkan mix with oregano and chamomile and a coldfighting hibiscus lemongrass — to Asian greens, blacks and oolongs. Patrons can
Liquid Aminos and organic, wheat-free tamari makes a great stand-in for salt, because it imparts “a little bit of that fermented flavor.” Deskov adds onion, garlic shredded on a Microplane grater, and dried basil, parsley and fennel seed to his bowl. The key to a flavorful result, he suggests as he stirs, is giving the soy cubes plenty of time in a 400-degree oven, which allows them to steep in sauce as they bake. Spreading the tofu on a lightly oiled baking sheet, Deskov decides there’s not quite enough liquid to generate the proper amount of steam — which keeps the curd soft as it bathes in the sauce — so he pours on a bit of water. According to this chef, one common but easily remedied cooking mistake is expecting a strong sauce to make up for bland ingredients. “The sauce is the last bit that makes everything come together. Everything else has to be flavored before the sauce reaches it,” he suggests. Not
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Tastefully upgraded Westlake Condo. End unit with south & west exposure with year-round lake views. Larger master than most! Very contemporary urban flair! Baths with beautiful finishes & upgrades. Bamboo hardwood floors. Bedrooms overlook gardens. $595,000 Call Brian Boardman (802) 846-9510 || www.BrianBoardmanVt.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty
Great size lot and walking distance to downtown Burlington. Four bedrooms, 2.5 baths which have been recently renovated, hardwood floors in dining room, family room and all bedrooms. Lower level has large bonus room fireplace! $395,000
Custom built one-level home at Appletree Point. This gracious Cape-style home offers over 2000 SF of living space with room for expansion on lower level. First floor master with beautiful new bath. Large front porch and rear deck with awning. $399,000 Call Brian Boardman (802) 846-9510 || www.BrianBoardmanVt.com Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty
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Huntington Village Victorian with 5 bedrooms, 3 baths, over 2900 sq.ft. The original fine points still present. A rental apartment with private entrance and a large barn/garage/studio offer endless possibilities! Own a bit of the areas history! $296,500. Call greentree Real Estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com
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This Middlebury ranch had major renovations in the last 3 years! New walls, plumbing, electrical, flooring, lighting. Many bonus features; solid oak flooring, kitchen/dining combination, first floor laundry & mudroom. Currently a 2 bedroom home but could be 3 bedroom. $175,000. call Greentree Real estate 802-482-5232 www.vermontgreentree.com
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This is the first home for the rest of your life!! Charming light and bright Cape-style home has been thoughtfully remodeled and well maintained. Cathedral ceilings in living room, gas fireplace, family room, bonus room in basement, large yard. Home warranty included. $249,900 Call Chris von trapp (802) 846-9525 || www.Chrisvontrapp.com Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty
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This 5 bedroom, 3 full bath Vergennes home sits on a landscaped corner lot. 3000 sq.ft. of finished space with cathedral ceilings and many skylights. Screened porch, fenced backyard and basement workshop. $297,500.
Lakewood Estates BARGAIN! Price reduced $40,000! Four bedroom, multi bath, eat-in kitchen, fireplace, super yard. Ready for your upgrades. Sold ‘as-is’ to a very lucky buyer. $299,900.
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$850/mo. incl. 1-Br. Sugarbush heat, HW, electric12/7/09 11:48:41 AM MadRiver ity, recycling, garbage, Private/beautiful apt., snow removal, off-road trails at door. New parking, lawn care. NS/ appliances/W/D, eat-at pets. 772-2228. kitchen countertop. 15 mins. to Sugarbush & 1-BR Lakeview Terr. Mad River. NS. Incl. all Burl. utils. except phone/ Recently updated, 2nd trash. Info: coralmar7@ floor, bright, clean, 700 yahoo.com. sq.ft., 4 rooms. Great neighborhood. Nice 2-BR Burlington backyard. Off-street Apartment parking. Walk to the Lg. 2nd-floor apt., lake, bike path & beautifully renovated downtown in minutes. inside & out. Off-street $900/mo. Info: parking, garage, 802-524-0032. basement W/D &
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52 Drew Street, 5-BR, 2-BA, 2225 sq.ft. Fixer upper. Convertible back into a duplex. Great opportunity for someone looking to build sweat equity. $195,000. www.SugarHouseVT.com. Info: Alan, 802-373-4199.
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3.17 acres in Barre Town. All permits in place. Driveway and house site cleared. Rest is wooded w/ lovely birch trees in front yard. Call Dennis at 802-793-8380 or dwm004@hotmail.com.
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3 bedroom, 2 bath newer 2:57:03 PM 11/30/09 mobile home on 3.8 acres in Grand Isle. Immaculate, move-in condition. Several upgrades incl. new carpeting and appliances. Quiet area, only 25 minutes to Burlington. $179,500. 802-233-2052.
52 Railroad St., Milton Village. New construction, ready to move in. 3-BR, 2.5-BA, 2 car garage, front porch, rear deck, 1st floor laundry, full basement, propane on demand hot water heat and hot water, municipal water and sewer. Walking distance to schools and shopping. $239,999. Info: 802-893-1907.
Meadowbrook 2-br Townhouse
Maintenance free living on Lake Champlain. 2-BR, 2.5-BA, 1400 sq.ft. Garage. Great views. Near bike path w/ beach access. Fireplace, deck, tennis, pool. Amazing sunsets year round. $269,000. 802-349-2920.
So. Burlington sunny 2-BR, 1.5-BA end unit. Eat-in kitchen w/ attached sunroom. LR/DR combo. Bamboo flooring and Italian tile throughout. Finished basement w/ built-in bookcases. Ample storage. Private side yard w/ established perennial garden. Convenient location. $239,000. Contact Lisa at 802-922-4757.
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Up to $2,500 cash back FSBO-JBenjamin-100709.indd at 6:09:48 PM 11/30/09 1 closing w/ acceptable offer. 3-BR, over 1500 sq.ft. of finished living space. Near CP Smith & Hunt schools, grocery store, Leddy Park, bike paths, North Beach & Intervale. New windows, doors, vinyl siding; hardwood and wood laminate floors. Fenced backyard w/ patio, deck. $199,900. 802-338-0150.
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FOR RENT [CONT.] 4-BR HOME ESSEX JCT. Well maintained, 2 BAs. Lg. deck, W/D, on-street parking. Shared yard great for pets. Avail. Jan 1. $1700/mo. Info: Kdisham22@yahoo. com.
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AFFORDABLE APTS.! 1-BR, $850/mo., 2-BR, $966/mo., 3-BR, $1179/mo. Incl. heat BRISTOL CHARMING & HW! Fitness center, DUPLEX 16v-melissaallen-Spec.indd 1 media room & covered Spacious, older home parking! Pets allowed! in lovely village. 3-BR, Income requirements: 2-BA, sunny country 1 person less than kitchen, beautiful $31,740/yr.; 2 people backyard w/ mountain combined less than view. $950/mo. + utils. $36,300; 3 people Info: 518-891-5693. combined less than $40,800. EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www. keenscrossing.com.
BURLINGTON 2-BR APT. First floor. Heat/HW incl. Close to bus route, downtown. No pets, no parking. $975/ mo. + deposit. 1-year lease required. Info: 802-363-8115. BURLINGTON 2-BR APT. Avail. Dec. 15. 976 sq.ft. Private, wooded location. 2.5 miles to downtown Burlington. Professionally managed. Visit www. littleeaglebay.com or call 802-658-3053. $969/mo. + utils. Info: PDM Inc., Sindy Hayden, sindy@985limited.com.
BURLINGTON 3-BR APT. BRISTOL VILLAGE Approx. 1600 sq.ft. + HOUSE 10/9/09 2:02:32 PM office & family room. Charming home close HDWD, gas heat, pets to downtown. 2 BRs, OK. Avail. Jan. 1. $1200/ 2 full BAs. $1100/mo. mo. + dep & utils. + utils. Snow plowing, Info: 802-316-7115, trash, water incl. 1st, ppkhayes@aol.com. last & damage on signing. Info: Alan Clark, BURLINGTON 3-BR 802-453-2504. DUPLEX Lg., remodeled, So. End, TH-like on 3 floors, lg. MBR, new furnace. Incl. water, trash, winter
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List your property here for 2 weeks for only $45! Contact Ashley 864-5684, fsbo@sevendaysvt.com parking. Backyard. Winter lease avail. No pets. Dep. $1400/mo. Info: 802-660-8957. BURLINGTON NEW NORTH END 1st floor apt. 1-BR w/ office. Quiet owner occupied duplex. Near bike path & bus line. Backyard, basement storage, W/D hookups, lease, dep., refs. NS/ pets. $750/mo. Info: 802-863-5108. BURLINGTON, BUELL ST. Avail. now. Private room w/ common BA. W/D. NS/pets. $404/ mo. incl. all utils. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com. BURLINGTON, PROSPECT ST. Upstairs apt. 2-BR, 2 full BA. Spacious kitchen, LR. Parking. W/D. No dogs. $1400/mo. Utils. incl. Call for application or for showing. Avail. immed. Info: Jim, 802-453-2483.
CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE 1-BR Spacious. Walk to stores, skiing & hiking close by, 30-40 mins. to Essex or Burlington. No pets! $595 + utils. Info: 802-863-8200. COLCHESTER/ MALLETTS BAY 2-BR in duplex. Lg. yard, gas heat. NS/pets. $800/mo. + utils. Info: 802-862-9109. ESSEX 3-BR house. Quiet dead-end road. W/D hookups. Avail. Jan. 1. $1350/mo. + utils. & dep. Pets neg. Info: Mike, 802-249-0091. ESSEX JCT APT. Lg, sunny, 2 BRs, 2nd floor. Completely refurbished, W/D, close to IBM, bus line. NS/pets. $900/mo. + utils. Avail. Jan. 1. Gary, 343-7722.
JOHNSON 1-BR apt. on 300 acres. Avail. now May. Furnished or unfurnished. Panoramic views, remote quiet setting yet only 8 min. to town, 30 min. to Stowe or Smuggs. $825/mo. incl. everything. NS/ pets. Info: 802-6359078. JOHNSON Sunny 2-BR cottage. Quiet, private setting. Incl. W/D, woodstove, snow removal. Refs. req. NS. $975/mo. Private trails to hike, ski, snowshoe. Info: 802-635-2407. MONKTON 3-BR HOUSE 2 BA, nice yard, $1300/ mo. + utils. 1st, last, security. Info: Holly Acker, 802-453-4678.
N. FERRIBURG HOLLOW Avail. now. Charming 1-BR. $575/mo. + utils. Info: 802-734-0470. NICE APARTMENT IN MONKTON Like new, open 1-BR, incl. DSL + all util. except propane heat. Meadow views, halfway between Burlington & Middlebury. Short-term lease avail. Dep. & $850/mo. Info: 802-598-4105. QUIET 2-BR, 2-BA + OFFICE Burlington. Well maintained, HDWD, spiral staircase, private front/ back porch, perennial gardens, full basement, W/D. Avail. now. $1250/ mo. + utils. 1-yr. lease. NS/pets on site. Info: 802-338-0430, germainstreetapt@ yahoo.com, germainstreetapartment. shutterfly.com.
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Disney Porcelain Figures Collection of 29 Groliers. All in excellent condition w/ 3 wooden 4-shelf display units. Selling as set only. $200/OBO. Info: 802-233-0289. Looney Tunes Monopoly New Mint & sealed in the box! 1999 game w/ 8 pewter character tokens. Asking $35. Brand new, makes a great gift! Info: 802-233-0289.
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Sesame Street Ornaments 7 Grolier Christmas ornaments. New, in original boxes, never used! Will email photos. $8/ea./OBO. Herry Monster, Cookie Monster, Telly Monster, Rosita, Betty Lou, Sherlock Hemlock,
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5500. Or in setting w/ 20 channel set diamonds: 6500. Or make offer (deal). This diamond in Tiffany setting retails $9999. Info: 802-876-7844, debrita70@hotmail. com. Thai SILK Vermonter in Thailand. I have access to miles of 100% Thai silk. Dresses, wraps, handbags, ties, cloth. Price depends on what you want. Accepting PayPal. Info: Mike Bacon, 802-2338921.
Electronics Dreamcast & 15 Games Sega Black Sports Edition system. 2 controllers. 2 memor cards. All cables. $50. 15 games, $5/ea. Will make deal if you would like multiple or everything! Info: 802-233-0289. Get Dish FREE Installation $19.99/mo. HBO & Showtime free. Over 50 HD channels free. Lowest prices. No equipment to buy! Call now for full details:
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Furniture 2 PartyLite candleholders Aurora pillar holder, 24% lead crystal. Like new, original box. Hearrhside melts warmer, brand new, never even out of the box! $10/ea. Info: Catherine Joachim, 802-233-0289. 4 PartyLite candleholders Rose Garden Urn Trio (original box), Glass Votive Holder (original box), Venetian Tealight Lamp (not original box), Waverly Candle Holder (original box not pretty). $5/ea. Info: 802-2330289. Kid’s Furniture - NEW All brand new, in boxes. Solid wood. Crib, $250. Bunk bed, $350. Twin bed w/ trundle, $450. Twin mattress, $105. 802-598-0316.
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Kid Stuff LeapFrog Imagine Desk $40 Interactive talk & sing coloring book. Teaches letters, phonics, vocabulary. Barely used, avail. w/ instruction manual. Info: vsks98@ yahoo.com. Vtech Little Smart $35 Explore My School. Addition, subtraction; science - parts of body, more; alphabet sounds, words; clock for learning time. Info: vsks98@ yahoo.com.
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treadmill Merit, 720T,5, LCD display, excellent condition, 3 years old, $300 firm. In Colchester. Info: 802-893-3502, sweetlin323@aol.com.
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Sports Equipment Elliptical, EC Excellent condition, $100 or trade for couch of equal value. Info: 802-922-4667, carollovesaaron@ hotmail.com.
Ski Package A 2 for 2 nights stay at Smuggler’s Notch in Stowe plus lift tickets, pair of K2 skis, expert level, brand new. Info: John Laflam, 802-8772615.
For Sale 2 Fender tube amps! Both 40 watt, 12” speaker, all tube. Hot Rod Deluxe 60th Anniversary. Blonde/ oxblood! $650/OBO (w/ original footwitch/ cover). Original Blues Deluxe. USA (not Mexican reissue). JJ tubes upgrade! $535/ OBO. Info: 631-327-5142, jondom22@gmail.com. Electric Drums (simmons) SD9k. $1100 new, asking $700. Less then a year old, low mileage. Info: Prism, Frank Mesick, 802-363-4337.
Bands/ Musicians Burlington Pickup Band Forming a largish, amorphous group of musicians to play folk, rock, alternative rock, classic rock; show up when you like, organize sessions when moved to. Info: 802-846-7517, music@lucreid.com. Rhythm Guitarist Needed For a classic/ modern rock band. You: easygoing, willing to play a wide variety of music. Interested? Experienced? We’re looking for you! Info: 802-244-1195. Singer Baritone looking for original band. Influences incl. Jeff Buckley, Maynard Keenan, Cee-lo. Frequent jamming, rehearsal, writing,
Gitane Gypsy Jazz Guitar D500. Great condition. Amazing sound, playability. Paid $750 new. Asking $500. Call 802-864-0719. Ibanez AK95 HollowBody Jazz guitar. Brand new condition, only played a couple times. W/ hardshell case. Asking $500. Great Christmas gift! 802-864-0719. Music For Sale Huge selection of new & used musical instruments & accessories, sound & DJ equipment at or below Internet & discount catalog prices. Info: Be Music, 802-775-4030, sales@ bemusicvt.com, bemusicvt.com.
Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Andy’s Mountain Music wishes everyone a happy holiday season - & thanks for your continued support of my teaching services during these
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K2 Turbo Dream Snowboard 161 cm w/ Union Contact bindings, L/XL. Great shape. $300/OBO. Info: 802-342-1440.
Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-8598966.
gigging. I play several instruments. Sample avail. upon request. Info: 508-221-2226.
individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@gmail.com. Trombone, Trumpet Lessons Eastman School of Music graduate. Also baritone horn, tuba, piano, composition. Learn basic musical skills. See website. Info: Octavemode, Stuart Carter, 802-660-8524, www.octavemode.net.
For Sale Photographs For Sale Huge sale of 50 years of photography, from N.Y., Paris, the Plains, Vt. Icons from Peter Miller books, color never before seen. Low prices, $2 to $1200, + autographed books. Peter Miller Photography Gallery next to Ben & Jerry’s, Route 100, Colbyville. Open 7 days a week. Info: Peter Miller, 802-244-5339, peter@petermillerphotography.com, petermillerphotography.com.
Openings/ Shows PhotoPlace Gallery’s BLUE An exhibition of photographs. 3 Park St., Middlebury. Opening: Dec. 11, 5-7 p.m., together w/ fund-raising silent auction & print sale. Info: PhotoPlace Gallery , 802-989-2359, photos@vtphotoworkplace.com, www. vtphotoworkplace.com
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On November 23, 2009, Burlington International Airport and Heritage Flight, filed application #4C0331-22A for a project generally described as:
the construction of a concrete pad addition to house five additional tanks two 25,000 gal (fuel storage) and three 12,000 gal (deicing fuel storage ADF) aboveground fuel tanks at Building 890. The Project is located off Williston Road in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before December 22, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by December 22, 2009.
Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Nonparty participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 24th day of November, 2009. By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On November 24, 2009, John Larkin and Cupola Golf Course, Inc., filed application #4C1138-4 for a project generally described as: After the fact approval for already completed blasting plus additional blasting to construct the proposed road. In addition, this permit amendment relocates a parking area from the west side of Quarry Hill Road to the east side on “QHC” parcel (subdivision of “QHC” parcel has not been approved). The project is located on Quarry Hill Road off Spear Street in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.
No hearing will be held unless, on or before December 22, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by December 22, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Nonparty participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 25th day of November, 2009. By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state. vt.us
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NAMI CONNECTION PEER RECOVERY: Support groups meeting weekly: Burlington, Thursdays 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street. Randolph, Wednesdays 5-6:30 p.m., United Church, 18 N.Main Street. Call Janeen, 1-802-371-7677. Bennington, Tuesdays 6-7:30 p.m., St. Peter’s Episcopal Church, 200 Pleasant Street. NAMI (National Alliance on Mental Illness), connectionvt@myfairpoint. net, 1-800-639-6480
A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around
LUPUS SUPPORT GROUP Last support group meeting for the summer meets June 17, 6:30-8 p.m. at the Howard Center, 1138 Pine St., Burlington. Facilitator: Coleen Lillie. Call 802-488-6663 for more details. BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com.
COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 50-65, forming for friendship and fun. Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/ weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 1 2-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-985-8600. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids.org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport). WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please
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Post & browse ads at your convenience. call 864-0555 ext. 20 for information. LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802-734-0695. SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month. GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register.
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caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message. POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685.
SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-863-2655.
ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com.
“WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802-4726463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick.
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CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”
a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. 191 Bank St., Burlington. 802-8613150.
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SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE SUPPORT GROUP Meets the 1st Wednesday of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., S. Burlington, VT. There is no fee. This is open to anyone who has lost someone to suicide. For more info, call 802-4799450, or ljlivendale@ yahoo.com.
SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111.
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ADULT CHILDREN OF ALCOHOLICS, ACA is a 12-Step program for people that grew up in alcoholic or dysfunctional homes. We meet in a mutually respectful, safe environment and acknowledge our common experiences. We discover how childhood affected us in the past and influences us in the present. Tuesdays, 5:30-7 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St.,
ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S tDISEASE) This support group functions as a community and educational group. We provide coffee, soda and snacks and are open to PALS, caregivers, family members and those who are interested in learning more about ALS. Our group meets the second Thursday of each month from 1-3 p.m. at “Jim’s House”, 1266 Old Creamery Rd., Williston, VT. Hosted by Pete and Alphonsine Crevier, facilitated by Liza Martel, LICSW, Patient Care Coordinator for the ALS Association here in Vermont. The next group meeting will be September 10, 2009, and the following month, October 8, 2009. 223-7638 for more information.
OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958.
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GIRL POWER: Learn about your inner power through meditation, sacred space, healing energy modalities. Connect and attune to empower & enlighten, expand your sense of awareness, network with others your age, find peer support within this ongoing monthly group. Please bring a notebook journal, writing utensil and a folding chair. Ages 12-18. First Sat of each month at 4 p.m. at Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. To reserve space call Michele, 802-893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com.
CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children.
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BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:302:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the ground floor boardroom from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.
FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/ management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROPIN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities,
religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-8 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/ AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the
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capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS2345.
MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/ DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church,
Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/ THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961, for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware. org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384.
SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women, 658-1996. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing, or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, 802-373-0351.
MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317, or Patricia, 658-6904.
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Goodwill Industries of Northern New England is seeking part-time Custodians to join our new building maintenance team. This position is mostly weekend hours and will average 10 hours per week. The team will be cleaning our retail stores and waxing floors after the stores have closed. Because of this, nights and weekend hours are required. We are looking for a lead custodian at $14/hr and a custodian at $10/hr.
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Busy breakfast, lunch and pastry shop looking for a friendly, organized, energetic person with restaurant experience. Email resume to mirabelles198@myfairpoint.net. 198 Main Street, Burlington
To be considered for this position, please complete a Goodwill Employment Application by downloading it as a PDF at our website www.goodwillnne.org, or you may pick one up at any one of our retail stores. Goodwill Industries of Northern New England is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action Employer.
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Wake Robin provides a restaurant-quality dining experience with full table service for our residents and guests. As part of our dining management team, the Dining Services Manager will coordinate food- service delivery in our Health Center. Functions include dietary planning, overseeing food quality, presentation, service, and staff supervision. Qualifications include an associate's degree or training in hotel or restaurant management, with a minimum of two years experience as a supervisor specializing in food delivery in the health care or hospitality industry. Certification in dietary management or therapeutic meal delivery preferred. If you have high standards of service and a commitment to a dynamic resident-driven community, email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to HR, (802) 264-5146.
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• CHARMING AND CURIOUS 46-YEAR-OLD MAN is looking for an accessible home in Chittenden County. This gentle, music loving guy requires complete personal care, has 20 hours of weekday community support, his own van and local family involvement. A tax free stipend, generous respite budget, and funds to make the right home accessible make this an exciting opportunity to work from home. Ideal candidate(s) are a couple with experience doing this type of work, but we’ll gladly train the right candidate. Shirley Donahue, (802) 488-6522.
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Work with a successful local nonprofit to reduce energy costs and improve health, safety, and comfort for low-income Vermonters. The Administrative Coordinator at CVOEO Weatherization leads a team of 1.5 FTE professionals to ensure the smooth administrative operations of Weatherization, including application processing, job costing and vendor payments, invoicing, reporting, and facilities management.
• VIVACIOUS 38-YEAR-OLD developmentally disabled woman seeks a healthy person or people to provide a home and residential support. This woman has a great sense of humor, loves to exercise and enjoys a healthy lifestyle including eating well, working and regular recreational activities. Generous tax-free stipend and respite provided. Ideal candidate(s) must be healthy, fitness-oriented, and caring. Tracy Fisher, (802) 488-6528.
The successful candidate will have: superior leadership skills and team attitude high level of computer skills, including spreadsheet, database, and word processing applications, excellent organizational skills; proven ability to manage in a fast-paced professional environment; commitment to CVOEO goals of economic and social justice.
• DOWNTOWN BURLINGTON HOME sought for a creative young woman who loves to read, anime and gaming. She enjoys her job and various outdoor activities such as sailing, kayaking and biking. Ideal candidate is a single female, possibly a grad student, who maintains a quiet home. Generous stipend and team support provided for the right person. Mark Prior, (802) 488-6500.
Work is principally out of our Hinesburg office, with regular work out of our St. Albans office required. Valid driver’s license and reliable transportation needed. Pay dependent on experience. Excellent benefit package.
• COLCHESTER AREA HOME with a large first-floor bedroom sought for a lovely woman in her 50s who enjoys visiting over a cup of coffee, grocery shopping, dining out and listening to oldies music. Marisa Hamilton, (802) 488-6751.
Send letter of interest and resume by December 23, 2009, via email echant@cvoeo.org, fax 802-482-4184, or mail CVOEO Wx, PO Box 441, Hinesburg, VT 05461.
Above opportunities provide a generous tax-free stipend, ongoing training and team support, and in most cases, respite budget and room and board payment. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Licensed Psychotherapist & Full-Time Clinician
The Adams Center for Mind and Body, LLC, is expanding its practice to accommodate its client growth. We have one immediate opening for a licensed psychotherapist and full-time clinician with at least three years of experience post licensure. We would prefer individuals with some experience working with eating disorders and an interest in working on a multidisciplinary team. Interested candidates with skills in EMDR level two, hypnosis, expressive arts and other mind/body psychotherapies, please send resume to:
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Education Coordinator Green Mountain Farm-to-School seeks a dynamic, mission-driven educator with strong communication and strategic organizing skills to join our effort to promote the health of Vermont’s children, farms and communities. The primary responsibilities of the Education Coordinator will be to develop, manage, grow, present and evaluate GMFTS’ educational programs and provide general operational and administrative support. The Educator Coordinator will lead our Education Team as GMFTS grows to serve 20 schools in Northern Vermont in 2010.
Suzanne N. Adams, MA The Adams Center for Mind and Body, LLC 1233 Shelburne Road, Pierson House D-2 South Burlington, VT 05403.
A complete job description at www.gmfts.org TO APPLY: Please submit a resume, cover letter and writing sample to jobs@gmfts.org. Position open until filled. EOE
The Adams Center for Mind and Body is an outpatient psychotherapy practice specializing in traditional and alternative therapies.
www.theadamscenter.com Phone: 802-859-1577 • Fax: 802-859-1571
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EARLY CHILDHOOD EDUCATOR The College Street Children’s Center is looking for a nurturing, creative, enthusiastic infant/toddler teacher to join our team of childcare professionals. Position is 40 hours a week and begins in December. Classroom experience and a BA, CDA or associate’s degree in early childhood education or related field is preferred. A willingness to further one’s education is required. Pay commensurate with education and experience. Benefit package included. Also looking for substitute teachers. Send resume and 3 letters of reference by December 19 to:
JENNE MORTON, COLLEGE STREET CHILDREN’S CENTER
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VERMONT COURT SYSTEM Access to Justice. Service To Others.
Do you have the ability to remain calm, patient and professional in difficult circumstances, while still providing exemplary customer service? Have you been searching for a position in an organization that serves the rule of law, the foundation of our civil society? Do you share our values? We are currently recruiting for numerous temporary and permanent, full-time and part-time positions to support Vermont’s court system during a time of unprecedented change. The ideal candidate for all of these positions will have the personal qualities of integrity and energy and a strong preference for collaborative problem-solving. For more information on Vermont’s court system, its services and current employment opportunities please see the Vermont Judiciary home web page at: www.vermontjudiciary.org.
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SHELBURNE MUSEUM seeks qualified applicants for the following year round position:
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An equal opportunity employer. Mail: 109 State Street, Montpelier, VT 05609-0701 Telephone: 802-828-3278 – Fax: 802-828-3457 www.vermontjudiciary.org
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The Sara Holbrook Community Center seeks two Youth Workers for its After-School Elementary and Middle School Programs. Assist the Program Director in all aspects of programming; supervise and encourage youth as well as coordinate and implement activities. The ideal candidate is available five days a week, one par t-time position is 15 hours per week, 2:30 - 5:30 p.m.; one part-time position is 30 hours a week, 2:30 - 8:30 p.m. Access to reliable transpor tation, a clean driving record, and experience working with children required. Please send resume and three letters of reference to: Sara Holbrook Community Center Attn: Leisa Pollander, Executive Director 66 North Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 No phone calls, please. EOE.
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2009-2010 School Year Paraeducator – South Burlington High School Qualified candidates will have an associates degree, two years of college training or successful completion of competency testing; previous experience with special education and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment. Long Term Sub Prep Cook/Server – South Burlington High School Qualified candidate will have effective communication and interpersonal skills; be a team player with ability to work with limited supervision, and have experience with food service and large-scale cooking preferred. These positions will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to: Diane Kinnon, Human Resource Department, South Burlington School District, 550 Dorset Street, South Burlington, VT 05403, or apply at www.sbschools.net. EOE
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SUI Brands, Ltd., an online direct marketing company in Williston, Vt, is seeking an Office Assistant. Though the position is advertised as part-time, this job could lead to a career opportunity for the right person. Starting duties will be accounting and light shipping. If you possess the right skills, this entry-level position could lead to much broader opportunities in either our Williston office or other offices throughout the world. Qualifications needed for this position are office accounting, CRM database skills, multitasking abilities, a thirst for knowledge coupled with the desire to get ahead, and a strong work ethic. Skills needed for future opportunities would be knowledge of global business, Web 2.0, sales and foreign-language skills. Interested applicants send resumes to jobs@suibrands.com.
The MFA in Writing for Children & Young Adults Assistant Director has overall responsibility for the day-to-day routine functioning of the MFA in WC & YA Program. The Assistant Director coordinates, with the Admissions Office staff, the application process and related records and data entry, and creates/maintains databases and processing for student records and is responsible for related communications with relevant college offices; is responsible for regular communications with students/faculty regarding semester business and maintaining student information and forms on the college website; assists with planning residency periods and related activities as well as orienting new faculty and students; oversees routine day-to-day residency functions. Please see complete job description on website (below) for requirements. To apply, please submit a cover letter outlining your interest in this position and your relevant qualifications, a resume, and references via e-mail to melissa.fisher@vermontcollege.edu. Review of applications will begin immediately and will continue until the position is filled. For more information, please visit www.vermontcollege.edu/ 4t-vnarutlans-120909.pdf 12/3/09 2:48:31 PM about/employment-opportunities.
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Looking for energetic, reliable person to join our Front Desk Staff at the Comfort Suites, on Shelburne Road. Full time and part time available. Hours will vary, weekends are a must. Please apply in person. 1712 Shelburne Rd., South Burlington, VT.
Outreach Professional - Transportation Research Center - # 033005 Position coordinates and implements workforce development initiatives of the Transportation Research Center (TRC) including developing and evaluating curriculum as required, planning and overseeing events and conference logistics, including budget Paper: Seven elements and provides overall support for TRC outreach efforts. Develops, coordinates 1-ComfortInnDesk-120909.indd 1 and implements primarily externally focused community services, programs, and Issue: 12/9 educational projects in support of the University outreach. Bachelor's degree in a related or specialized field and four years' related experience or an equivalent combination Due: 12/7 required. Commitment to diversity and inclusion is required.
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Growing drug chain, since 1903, has immediate openings for
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To apply: drop off or mail application to: Kathy Ennis, Store Manager, Kinney Drugs, 308 Shelbourne Road, Burlington, VT 05401. Applications may also be obtained on our website at www.kinneydrugs.com. EOE
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Our housekeeping team works collaboratively to support residents who live independently as well as those who live in residential care. Housekeepers are critical to the well-being of residents and the quality of the Wake Robin environment. Wake Robin provides highly competitive wages and a full range of benefits for you and your family, 25 days of vacation, and a retirement package. If you have high standards of service and a strong desire to learn, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, (802) 264-5146.
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Looking for reliable, customerservice-oriented individuals willing to work flexible hours. Must possess strong computer/data-entry and organizational skills.
Vermont Works for Women seeks trainees in weatherization and renewable energy for on-thejob training program for women. Seeking hardworking individuals who are interested in energy efficiency, want to learn construction skills and are good at working with their hands. 40 hours/week; tools provided.
Leaps & Bounds is looking for motivated, flexible team players to join our growing childcare team at our Essex and Williston locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.
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Burlington International Airport Is Now Hiring Transportation Security Officers See yourself in a vital role for Homeland Security. Be part of a dynamic security team protecting airports and skies as you proudly secure your future. Part-time Federal Benefits • Paid, ongoing training Apply online: https://tsajobs.tsa.dhs.gov or call 1.877.872.7990
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Quality Assurance Coordinator, Part-Time, Temporary Position
State Project Coordinator Vermont Family Matters, a statewide Head Start program focused on supporting income-eligible individuals and couples in building healthy relationships, seeks a project coordinator. The ideal candidate is stimulated by the challenges of program development, skilled in coordinating the work of multiple agencies and partners, has excellent planning and organizational skills, understands the needs of low-income participants, and is committed to advancing social justice. Minimum qualifications are BA in social work, human services, mental health or a related field as well as significant social services experience and experience in program development and coordination. Electronic submissions are encouraged. Letter of interest and resume must be received no later than December 17, 2009. Central Vermont Community Action Council, Inc. Human Resources, 195 US Rt. 302-Berlin, Barre, VT 05641 cvcachr@cvcac.org Equal Opportunity Employer
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The Division of Continuing Professional Studies seeks a part-time Quality Assurance Coordinator to observe online course activity within the Champlain College learning management system (ANGEL). The successful candidate will work with deans to identify and resolve issues as well as recommend system or resource changes that will enhance the learning experience of online students. This position will interact with members of the academic and student services teams. A bachelor’s degree and some online course experience either as a student or faculty are required. Critical-thinking and excellent problem-solving skills are required. The position is 30 hours per week, and is expected to end by June 30, 2010. Submit a resume, cover letter, Linked-in profile and other relevant social media sites online at www.champlain.edu/hr. The successful completion of a criminal background check is required as a condition of employment. Application deadline: December 18, 2009. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures, and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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Developmental Services Specialized community Support Worker 23-year-old man who enjoys music, gardening and a variety of outdoor activities is looking for 30 hours of support. This eyes-on work will be done in the home, community and on the job. The ideal candidate is able to set and maintain clear boundaries and is motivated, energetic, eager to learn and develop new skills as part of a dynamic team. Experience supporting individuals with complex clinical issues and dual diagnoses is strongly desired. Schedule is in development. Benefits eligible. employment conSultant Seeking energetic individual to provide support and expertise to numerous clients with developmental disabilities who are seeking and maintaining employment. Duties include assessment of employment skills, job search and placement, job training and ongoing support. Must have good communication and judgment skills, be a team player and have the ability to work independently. Must have reliable transportation. Full time with benefits.
Mental Health And Substance Abuse community Support clinicianS Seeking energetic, compassionate and organized clinicians to support persons with serious mental illness in recovery. Be part of a multi-disciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, case management, counseling and crisis support. BA or master’s degree in related field and experience with persons with serious mental illness preferred. Join our fun and dedicated team in making a difference. Full time, excellent benefits. Sub - laboratory technician chittenden clinic The Chittenden Clinic is looking for temporary female laboratory technician starting Jan. 1. Primary responsibilities include observing and collecting samples for drug testing, analyzing data, and other administrative duties as needed. Hours are Monday through Friday 6:15 a.m. - 2:15 p.m.. This is a temporary position lasting approximately 6 weeks. Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Part-time instructor of chinese language (mandarin) The Department of Modern Languages at Saint Michael's College is seeking a part-time instructor of Chinese language (Mandarin) to begin fall 2010. Applicants should hold at least a master's degree and have experience in teaching the language. Requirements: master's degree, teaching experience Review of applications will begin December 15, 2009 and continue until the position is filled. Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate teaching and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college with an undergraduate enrollment of 2000 students. Saint Michael's College is an equal opportunity employer and is committed to fostering and affirming an inclusive, multicultural, multiethnic environment for its students, faculty, and staff. In their cover letters, applicants are encouraged to address their potential contribution to the promotion of this diversity. For more details and to apply online, go to
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The 12.09.09-12.16.09 Division of Mental Health is currently seeking dynamic individuals to fill exciting opportunities in a transforming mental health system. MENTAL HEALTH ACUTE CARE PROGRAM CHIEF You will lead and manage the acute care team, which is responsible for the statewide coordination and support of psychiatric inpatient services and mental health emergency services; and oversee the emergency psychiatric programs and quality of care in local hospitals designated to provide involuntary care, identifying and developing opportunities to improve the continuity of care between inpatient and community settings. You should have considerable knowledge of mental illness and the community, and inpatient treatment of psychiatric disability. Prefer master's degree. Reference posting #22749. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled.
Department of Health Health Services Field Division of Mental Health Operations Chief
The Division Mental Health is currently seeking dynamic individuals to MENTAL HEALTH ACUTE of CARE MANAGER ll excitingand opportunities in areviews transforming mental healthmental system. You will coordinate fi admissions continued-stay of adults with serious health conditions, as well as children and adolescents admitted to acute mental health inpatient settings. Provide case consultation MENTAL HEALTH ACUTE CARE and care review of clients admitted toPROGRAM acute mentalCHIEF health inpatient settings (and Medicaid reimbursed clients You will lead and manage the acute care team, which is responsible for the statewide coordination and in general hospitals), including consultation and coordination with Vermont State Hospital and general support ofdesignated psychiatricagency inpatient services and mental services; and oversee the emergency hospitals, emergency services, andhealth adultemergency and/or children's services treatment teams. psychiatric programs care in local fi hospitals to provide care, identifying Prefer master's degreeand in aquality mental of health related eld, and designated currently licensed as ainvoluntary mental health professional. and developing opportunities to improve the continuity of care between inpatient and community settings. Reference posting #22811. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled. You should have considerable knowledge of mental illness and the community, and inpatient treatment of MENTAL MANAGEMENT COORDINATOR psychiatricHEALTH disability. QUALITY Prefer master's degree. Reference posting #22749. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled. Join a dynamic and active team of mental health professionals in the quality management oversight of mental MENTAL HEALTH ACUTE CARE MANAGER health initiatives at the state level. Collaborate with a variety of state and local service stakeholders to promote, You will coordinate admissions continued-stay adults with health conditions, enhance, and implement mentaland health services and reviews plan forof improving theserious qualitymental and effectiveness of care as welltreatment. as childrenYou andwill adolescents admitted to acute site mental health inpatient settings. casereviews consultation and participate in consultation visits, program reviews, and Provide clinical care to and care review clients admitted to acute mentalimprovement. health inpatient settings (and Medicaid reimbursed assess quality of of care and opportunities for system Prefer experience in Medicaid auditingclients and in general hospitals), including consultation and coordination with Vermont State Hospital and general billing, and an understanding of co-occurring disorders and integrated treatment. Reference posting #22770. hospitals, designated emergency Burlington – Full-Time.agency Open until filled. services, and adult and/or children's services treatment teams. Prefer master's degree in a mental health related field, and currently licensed as a mental health professional. INTEGRATE TREATMENT PROGRAM EVALUATOR Reference posting #22811. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled. Be a part of a dynamic team coordinating a new initiative to improve integrated services for individuals with MENTAL HEALTH MANAGEMENT COORDINATOR co-occurring disordersQUALITY served in substance abuse and mental health programs. You will provide professional Join apolicy dynamic activedevelopment, team of mental health professionals in the quality management of mental level andand program and program implementation and evaluation workoversight for the Department health initiatives at the state level. Collaborate withand a variety of statePrograms and local(ADAP). service stakeholders to promote, of Health Divisions of Mental Health and Alcohol Drug Abuse Prefer master's degree enhance, and implement mental health services and plan for improving the quality and effectiveness care in social work, psychology, counseling, or rehabilitation counseling and a certified or licensed alcoholof and drug and treatment. You will participate consultation site–visits, program reviews, and clinical care reviews to abuse counselor. Reference posting in #22489. Burlington Full-Time. assess quality of care and opportunities for system improvement. Prefer experience in Medicaid auditing and Open until filled. billing, and an understanding of co-occurring disorders and integrated treatment. Reference posting #22770. DATA ANALYST AND INFORMATION COORDINATOR Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled. You will provide program level support for all DMH information and business reporting needs. Work with INTEGRATE TREATMENT PROGRAM EVALUATOR stakeholders to ensure data integrity, and develop and manage ad hoc reports using a variety of reporting Be a analysis part of atools. dynamic coordinating a new initiative improvecapable integrated services forand individuals and You team will design software programs (i.e.to ACCESS) of organizing analyzingwith co-occurring disorders served in substance abuse mentalreports health programs. Yousources. will provide professional monthly service information and generate ad hoc and evaluative from multiple You should have level policy and program development, and program implementation and evaluation the Department sound statistical, analytical, and computer skills, as well as good communication skills,work and afor sense of humor. of Health Divisions of Mental Health–and AlcoholOpen and until DrugfiAbuse Reference posting #22859. Burlington Full-Time. lled. Programs (ADAP). Prefer master's degree in social work, psychology, counseling, or rehabilitation counseling and a certified or licensed alcohol and drug ADMINISTRATIVE SUPPORT abuse counselor. Reference postingCOORDINATOR #22489. Burlington – Full-Time. If youuntil are interested in coordinating people and multiple tasks, join our team as an office manager and Open filled. supervisor of administrative support. We are seeking a versatile, detail-oriented individual who will thrive DATA ANALYST AND COORDINATOR on helping our office run INFORMATION smoothly and efficiently. Proficiency in Microsoft Excel, Word, Outlook, and Access You will provide Good program level supportand for all DMH information and business reporting with – highly desirable. communication interpersonal skills a must. Reference postingneeds. #22862.Work Burlington stakeholders to ensure data integrity, and develop and manage ad hoc reports using a variety of reporting Full-Time. Open until filled. and analysis tools. You will design software programs (i.e. ACCESS) capable of organizing and analyzing monthly information and generate ad hoc evaluative reports fromuse multiple sources. You should The State service of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, the online job application at have sound statistical, analytical, and skills, as wellResources, as good communication skills,atand a sense of humor. www.vtstatejobs.info or contact thecomputer Department of Human Recruitment Services (800) 640-1657 (voice) Reference posting #22859. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until fi lled. or (800) 253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service).
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Dynamic individual wanted for public health leadership team. The Vermont Department of Health’s Office of Local Health seeks a visionary leader to provide supervisory and programmatic oversight to multiple local health district offices. Responsibilities include planning, policy and system development to promote health department goals and public health initiatives at the local level. Applicants should possess excellent verbal and written communication, experience in data analysis for quality improvement, and demonstrated experience in organizing and managing the work of others. The successful candidate must demonstrate a solid understanding of public health, health-related outcomes and strategies for improvement, and have a track record of building effective partnerships with diverse groups both inside and outside state government. For more information contact Allison Reagan at areagan@vdh.state.vt.us or call 802-863-7333. The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, use the online job application at www.vtstatejobs.info. Application deadline: 12/14/09.
ADMINISTRATIVE SUPPORT COORDINATOR The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer. If you are interested in coordinating people and multiple tasks, join our team as an office manager and supervisor of administrative support. We are seeking a versatile, detail-oriented individual who will thrive on helping our office run smoothly and efficiently. Proficiency in Microsoft Excel, Word, Outlook, and Access highly desirable. Good communication and interpersonal skills a must. Reference posting #22862. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled.
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Senior Internet Marketing Project Manager
Software Developer
The Division of Continuing Professional Studies seeks a marketing professional who is experienced, skilled, creative, proactive and team oriented to be responsible for its Internet marketing function. The successful candidate will manage the division’s adult education brand via e-communication and internet marketing strategies and tactics and work with division colleagues in Admission, Student Services, Marketing and Workforce Development Center to determine online marketing strategies. Responsible for managing lead generators, analyzing and responding to web analytic data, creating and tracking the performance of integrated marketing plans, and responding to CRM performance data. Additional responsibilities include SEO, SEM and content strategy development for the division’s website.
Requires application development experience using VB.NET. Knowledge of SQL Server security and xBASE systems desirable. Half-time work for about six months on breast cancer research project (www.uvm.edu/~vbcss). Strong teamwork skills needed. Flexible hours. Salary commensurate with skills and experience. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic and cultural backgrounds are encouraged. Send cover letter, resume and references to Dawn.Pelkey@uvm.edu.
A minimum of a bachelor’s degree in marketing or related field, six or more years of writing and digital marketing experience, or an equivalent combination of education and experience required. Submit a resume, cover letter, Linked-in profile and other relevant social media sites online at www.champlain.edu/hr. The successful completion of a criminal background check is required as a condition of employment. Application deadline: December 18, 2009. Champlain College values, supports and encourages diversity of backgrounds, cultures, and perspectives of students, faculty and staff. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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ARD, Inc. (www.ardinc.com), a Tetra Tech company, is seeking a Human Resources Director who will work under the overall supervision of ARD’s Vice President of Administration. The HR Director is primarily responsible for designing, implementing and managing human resources programs for ARD headquarters, other U.S. offices and ARD field offices.
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The HR Director will manage and oversee all employment functions and advise staff and management on personnel policy and procedures issues. Responsibilities also include hiring and supervising other HR department staff and serving as the main point of contact in the organization for all HR issues. Specifically, the HR Director will have responsibility for the following key functions: *U.S.-based recruitment and outreach *Compensation, benefits and compliance *Employee relations and morale *Human resources policies, procedures and administration
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sum delights Labarthe mastered at A Single Pebble. How do Saries and Labarthe develop their world of recipes? Saries refers to dining out as “research and development,” noting that she’s never without her trusty restaurant log to record new tastes worth sharing with clients. And, of course, they still get their passports stamped regularly. On a recent trip to Argentina, cooking classes helped the couple hone their chimichurri recipe. They served it at the Kellogg-Hubbard fundraiser with spiced MINT replacing the usual parsley in the garlicky sauce, atop ribbons of medium-rare lamb. When there isn’t time to hop on a plane, Saries and Labarthe hightail it across the border. The pair is so mad about Montréal that they’ve translated their trips into another career sideline. “It drives us crazy that people in Vermont aren’t acclimated to Montréal,” says Saries. She and Labarthe fill their minibus with up to six clients for daylong neighborhood tours in which they share their finds — culinary and otherwise — with Vermonters shy about getting to know the city. One key stop: Jean Talon Market, which Saries calls “one of the best places in the world.” She adds, “If I were religious, it would be my church.” Gypsy music is among the couple’s top nonculinary pleasures. A favorite tour stop is Le Café Sarajevo on rue Clark, a Bosnian hot spot that dishes up cevapi and a rocking band of Bulgarian plumbers who, Saries says, are guaranteed to get patrons dancing on the tables.
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On one occasion, the couple led a special Montréal tour designed to teach Vermont farmers to make oldworld-style sausages and charcuterie from their animals. The farmers met an octogenarian Hungarian butcher with kitchen hygiene that would make the health inspector blush. But they were fascinated to see unique sausages and terrines made by a young Portuguese man named Fernando. Though Saries and Labarthe admit that they always return from Canada with a carful of designer olive oils and spices for their business, they’re steadfast members of the Vermont Fresh Network, and name Hollister Hill and Worcester Woods Farms as their top providers. Saries is also a board member of the Preservation Trust of Vermont and has taken it upon herself to aid in making farms and community centers usable as catering facilities. To boost local agriculture, Bon Temps has assisted agricultural operations such as Cloudland Farm in Pomfret with hosting on-site events. The days when Saries’ cart was a Montpelier landmark are over … and with them, the days when ethnic cuisine in Vermont was a rarity. But the biz is still going strong. Though their cuisine spans the globe, the owners of Bon Temps Gourmet spend most of their days on smaller back-road voyages. With gigs reaching all the way from Bennington to the Northeast Kingdom, they say their favorite part of the job is exploring their own state. “The gazetteer is a key part of our tool kit,” says Labarthe. Adds Saries, “Every day is a beautiful drive to the office.” m
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hen the final notes of The Jazz Guys’ But, of all the outfits mentioned in that usual show closer, “Finale,” evapo- 2004 piece — Manifest Nextome; Lobot; rate into the ether on December 18 Charles, Dead or Alive?; The Loyalists; at Muddy Waters, they will mark the Blackthorne Wilderness; and this writer’s end of another raucous, shtick-y gig. old group, The Middle Eight — TJG are the They also will close a (relatively) lengthy only ones to even sniff 2010. And in a town SWISS & DESSERT FONDUE career for a great Burlington band. Along where bands come and go like the seasons, a (All shows12/4/09 start at 9:00 12v-nectars120909.indd 1 4:43:08 PMwith scene staples such STEAK FRITES as The Cush, Swale nearly decadelong tenure is a feat. unless otherwise noted) and The Smittens, The Jazz Guys have been “I love the Burlington music scene,” says SWEET & SAVORY CREPES Saturday 12/28: part of a particularly vital era of local rock. Schwartz, who is moving to San Francisco in FONDUE Thursday, 12/10/09 SWISS & DESSERT But all good things must come to anFox end. And January — ostensibly the reason for the split. Blue STEAK FRITES Kip de Moll (folk rock), 8-10 p.m. as their song sort of goes, the guys, sadly, are “But I do feel a little differently now, because SWEET & SAVORY CREPES Friday 01/04: saying goodbye. Swale hardly play, James Kochalka rarely Saturday 12/28: Friday, 12/11/09 First Friday Art Hop plays, Missy Bly rarely plays. Carrigan left. Composed of guitarist Max Schwartz, Blue Fox Laura Tsaggaris & James Maddock twin brothers Herb (bass) and Maarten van And those are the people I really related to Friday 01/04: “Post-Walk Event” (lyrical/acoustic pop/indie) der Poll (guitar) and — after a few rounds when we first moved to town.” First Friday Art Hop of Burlington drummerSaturday roulette 01/05: — Frank “But that’s sort of the nature of the BurlSaturday, “Post-Walk Event”12/12/09 Zamiello, The Jazz Schneider Guys emerged in&the ington music scene,” adds Herb van der Poll. Jenny Friends Andrew Parker-Renga & Ryan Pasakiskas Saturday 01/05: early part of the 2000s. Frankly, they weren’t “You get these quick cycles, and that’s one Jenny Schneider &(indie/folk) Friends very good at the start. In a 2004 article high- of the strengths. But it can be disheartening lighting seven local up-and-comers, then when you become one of the old fogies on Seven Days music editor Casey Rea charita- the other end of the assembly line.” bly wrote that the group was “lovably nutty “Fogies” is a bit of a stretch, since Zamieland ragged around the edges.” Translation: lo is the only band member on the “wrong” They were fun, but not technically sound. side of 30. Still, they have been around the As someone who came up as a musician in block a time or two. And while the Guys nevthe same era, I can vouch that Rea’s assess- er achieved renown outside the Burlington ment reflected the prevailing local opinion bubble, they did have an eventful run. Some (802) 540-0188 of the quartet at the time. I can also say they choice highlights: www.skinnypancake.com (802) On the corner of Lake and College540-0188 Street quickly morphed into one of the area’s best • Banished for life from the Church Street www.skinnypancake.com rock acts, as noted in Rea’s cover story on Marketplace in 2005 for an earsplitting set On the corner of Lake and College Street The Jazz Guys two years later. during that year’s Discover Jazz Festival. 12/7/09 4:23:53 PM
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• A critically acclaimed (by Seven Days) 2006 debut album, A Blessing in Disguise, an effort that Herb van der Poll describes in typical self-deprecating fashion as “atrocious.” • No fewer than nine side-splitting video shorts, all of which can be viewed at their website, www.thejazzguys.com. • Sharing the stage with the likes of personal heroes Of Montréal, and just about every Burlington rock band active from 2001 to the present. Regrets? They’ve had a few. At the height of TJG’s popularity, they regularly packed local venues and earned a reputation as the most entertaining band in Burlington. They probably could have made inroads in cities outside Vermont. But, aside from one gig in Montréal, they didn’t. “Maybe we could have been a little more ambitious at certain points,” acknowledges Herb. “But I think we always stayed true to what the band was about.” Adds Zamiello, “Honestly, I think we accomplished pretty much everything we set out to do.” Since Maarten left two years ago — he’s currently living in Thailand — the band has noticeably cut back on the gigging schedule. Their upcoming farewell show, in fact, will be only their second this year. “Maarten was kind of the heart of the band,” says Herb. “He’s sort of the Dennis Wilson of The Jazz Guys.” And then he facetiously wonders out loud: “Did anyone call him about this?” (Answer: Yes. And Maarten reportedly is happy to see his former mates go out on good terms.) And so it is that The Jazz Guys conclude a memorable career and, in a way, a stellar chapter of Burlington music history. That alone should brand them a success — not that it matters much to this band. “The only measure of success I would put the band up to was how much fun we had doing it,” says Herb. “And I think, on all fronts, we did a great job. It was an amazing decade of music and I’m really proud of it. It’s something I’ll remember fondly for the rest of my life.” He won’t be the only one.
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1/2 LOUNGE: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series with Mark Lavoie (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Songwriters Circle with Myra Flynn (singer-songwriters), 9:30 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Cunninlynguists, Grieves with Budo, Looptroop Rockers, Tunji (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $13/15. AA. LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LIFT: DJ Capsule’s Comme Ci (house), 9 p.m., Free. MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: True School Wednesday with Nastee & A-Dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.
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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.
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LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Mike Martin & Geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.
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MONOPOLE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Completely Stranded (comedy), 6 p.m., Free.
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PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.
RED SQUARE PATIO: DJ Cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free.
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RED SQUARE: Selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.
THE SCUFFER STEAK & ALE HOUSE: PJ Davidian Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.
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BACKSTAGE PUB: Open Mic with Jess & Jeff, 9 p.m., Free.
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So, did you catch The Cush at The Monkey House last Friday? If so, what did you think? No, really. I want to know. Because after spotlighting the band, drooling all over their new album Between the Leaves in a glowing CD review, tabbing the show for mention in our new “Magnificent 7” print feature, suggesting it in our NOW newsletter and riffing exclusively about the band on my weekly Thursday-night segment on WPTZ, I, um, didn’t actually go. I fell asleep on the couch watching the Celtics game and didn’t wake up in time. Yeah … judging by early reports, it’s safe to say I’ll regret that one. On the plus side, my beloved C’s won — even though I slept through the victory. What’s more, I was really well rested to go out the following night and ended up having one of the most enjoyable evenings bopping around town that I’ve had in weeks. The fun began with an early-ish show at a sparsely populated Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. Alabama-based songwriter A.A. Bondy was the evening’s main attraction, at least for anyone not waiting in the absurdly long line for Pink Floyd tribute act The MAChine next door in the Ballroom. (Note: That sound you’re hearing is me dropping to my knees, arms raised toward the sky, shaking my fists and screaming, “Why?” at the top of my lungs.) Normally, this would be the part of the column where I chew you out for not attending, even though I made it pretty clear you should with my Bondy interview in last week’s issue. Of course, I can’t really do that, since I wasn’t able to follow my own advice and make it to the Monkey for The Cush. So I guess we’re even. This time. Also, even though the Bondy crowd was small, it
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was attentive and engaged. (And this would normally be where I bitch about people talking through the show. But we’re all good there, too.) In short, Bondy was terrific. And drunk. But in that bourbon-induced, charmingly self-destructive way that only Southern gentlemen can pull off. Playing tunes from both his debut, American Hearts, and his latest album, When the Devil Is Loose — the latter I don’t think I fully appreciated until hearing the songs live — dude was fascinating to watch. Also, we have a contender for live music highlight of the year: His band’s intentionally half-assed — and hilarious — improvised attempt to cover Floyd’s “Money (That’s What I Want)” before launching into a scorching version of “Oh, The Vampyre.” Anyway, if you’re looking for a good, stark album for the winter months, check him out. And if he ever comes back to town, do me a favor and go. You’ll thank me for it, I promise. Bondy’s was one of the most awkward encore experiences I can remember — it’s tough for an audience of 30-odd people to really muster an appropriate and sustained applause. Besides, he was kinda hammered and, once he got back onstage, couldn’t remember where he put his harmonica. After the show, Plus one and I made our way back into town with our sights set on Foofarawk at Radio Bean. Here we have a classic two birds, one stone scenario. One, I’m almost embarrassed to note that I had yet to experience the Bean in all its newly spacious glory since owner lee Anderson tore down that wall and opened the adjacent ¡Duino! (Duende) last month. And two, catching The FATAl FlAws’ monthlyish residency has been on my to-do list The Fatal Flaws since, well, the Flaws
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When it rains it pours, right? This week I had no fewer than five new albums slated for potential reviews. Unfortunately, we only run two per issue, so something had to give. Still, two of the discs I couldn’t get to bear mentioning because, well, they’re really good. The first is MAryse sMiTh’s long-awaited debut, Is Becomes Was. Not to spoil it, but here’s the gist of the eventual review: Wow. Catch her co-release with ZACh duPonT (see review on page 48) at the Monkey this Friday. The second, which comes to us by way of new-ish bluegrass-ish outfit Gold Town, I couldn’t review because the album was sent to me on — ready? — a cassette tape. This is an issue because I haven’t had a cassette player since puberty. Anyway, I did peruse some of their tunes online, and I’m guessing their release show at Radio Bean this Friday, with The duBois and BoMBAdil, will be nothing short of a hootenanny. Or a hoedown. Oh, and did I mention the Bean is totally fucking rad? Some other good bets this week: ThAT ToGA BAnd and nose Bleed islAnd at Parima’s Acoustic Lounge, also this Friday. Why? ’Cuz the Lounge is TFR, too. “Burgundy Thursdays,” also at the Lounge on, um, Thursday. Joe Adler, eriC seGAlsTAd, sCoTT MAGnAn and AAron Flinn will be covering BruCe sPrinGsTeen’s Nebraska, which is totally fu … well, you know. Chris BrokAw (The new yeAr) and GeoFF FArinA at Lamb Abbey in Montpelier this Sunday. At least it’s not on Friday. Also, Brokaw is tot … I’ll stop now. m
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Langdon Street Café: Myra Flynn Band (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Donations. Stephanie Nilles (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations.
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51 Main: Michele Fay (folk), 8 p.m., Free. on the riSe Bakery: Open Mic, 7:30 p.m., Free. two BrotherS tavern: DJ Dizzle (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.
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champlain valley
51 Main: They Might Be Gypsies (Gypsy-jazz), 9 p.m., Free.
on the riSe Bakery: Great Brook Blues Band, 7:30 p.m., Donations.
franny o’S: Big Boots Deville (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.
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Jp’S puB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
neCtar’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. pariMa aCouStiC Lounge: Nose Bleed Island (experimental-pop), 8:30 p.m., Free. That Toga Band (electro-acoustic), 10 p.m., Free. radio Bean: Jay Broyer (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. The Break Mission (rock), 8:30 p.m., The Dubois, Bombadil, Free. Gold Town, (bluegrass), 10 p.m., Free. raSputin’S: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3.
red Square patio: DJ Stavros (house), 9 p.m., $3. rí rá iriSh puB: DJ Johnny Utah (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.
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Don’t look now, but it seems Burlington may have its own version of an indierock supergroup in My Dearest Darling. Composed of two former members of Tell No One/Akrasia (Daniel Munzing, Chris Mathieu), half of Lendway (Todd Gevry, Matt Hagen) and one Villanelle (Zane Gunderson), the band is set to release its self-titled debut album. And as with any true supergroup, the results represent a whole that is sometimes greater than the sum of its parts.
“The Perfect Vice” gets things underway with a rippling piano slide that erupts into a roiling swarm of glassy synth and grimy electric guitar. MDD settle into a punishing groove just long enough that the ensuing wash of ethereal harmony at the chorus feels like a sucker punch. Just as quickly, the band switches gears again, this time laying into a funky low-end riff tempered with eerie, warped guitar sustains. The sonic schizophrenia continues on the following cut, “Secrets,” which vacillates between a sinewy, synth-heavy groove and pristine harmonic interludes. As he does in instances throughout the record, Munzing — the group’s primary architect — proves one sneakily subversive songwriter. “Awake (on This Day)” is a standout, recalling both Villanelles’ knack for the theatric and Lendway’s hooky pop confections. “Luna Moth & Fireflies” is next and, appropriately enough, both flutters and sparkles amid a constellation of nebulous, synth-laced shooting stars, courtesy of Hagen’s arcing guitar. “Wasted Youth” bubbles pleasantly — again, with healthy helpings of synth and a touch of organ. Here, Munzing takes full advantage of the copious vocal talents at his disposal, dispatching his bandmates to match the song’s celestial aesthetic with blossoming harmonies. “Blink of an Eye” wraps up the disc and, in a way, melds each of the individual sonic charms that preceded it, like a microcosm of the album itself. It’s a fitting end to a marvelous effort from some of Burlington’s finest up-and-coming talents. My Dearest Darling release their new disc this Thursday at Nectar’s. DAN BOLLES
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in the form of “The Pilot,” a decidedly jammy cut that simmers on a low groove and closes the album. It’s not a bad tune, per se. In fact, even given my general aversion to all things wiggly, I’d say it’s a tight little tune. But considering the tone of the art-folk brilliance preceding it, the song feels woefully out of place, as if it belongs on another disc — or with another band. Regardless, Paths is a tantalizing gem from start to (almost) finish. And with it, duPont has firmly established himself as one of the area’s most promising and exciting songwriters. Zack duPont embarks on a mini-tour of local haunts this week to celebrate the release of Paths. Catch him Friday at The Monkey House, Saturday at Parima’s Acoustic Lounge, Monday at Nectar’s, or Tuesday at the Bee’s Knees in Morrisville.
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the center Bakery & café: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. charlie o's: 2nd Saturday Dance party with Gangsters Through the ages, 10 p.m., Free. Gusto's: Smokin' Gun (rock), 9 p.m., Free. lanGDon street café: Dan Haley Is Mr. Casual (rock), 9 p.m., Donations. Positive Pie 2: Movement of the people: The Fela Kuti project (World), 10 p.m., $7.
champlain valley
51 main: anthony Santor Group (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. Bar antiDote: The Dirtminers (rock), 10 p.m., Free. city limits: Dance party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.
northern
Bee's knees: Mark Struhsacker (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the Brewski: Given Groove (funk), 9 p.m., $2. the huB Pizzeria & PuB: Canyonero (honkytonk), 9:30 p.m., Free. the matterhorn: The Sugardaddies (rock), 9 p.m., $5.
olive riDley's: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free. taBu café anD niGhtcluB: all Night Dance party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.
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BackstaGe PuB: Karaoke with pete, 9 p.m., Free. franny o's: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. nectar's: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 9 p.m., Free. niGhtcrawlers: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. raDio Bean: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Stephanie Keesler (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Band Eater (experimental), 8 p.m., Free. rí rá irish PuB: Trinity (Celtic), 5 p.m., Free.
central
lamB aBBey: Chris Brokaw & Geoff Farina (singersongwriters), 3:30 p.m. Donations.
northern
Bee's knees: David Langevin (piano), 11 a.m., Donations. patrick Coman (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the huB Pizzeria & PuB: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.
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obert Frost’s “Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening” conjures up images of Vermont’s snow-clad scenery through the written word. Now, new music by Burlington’s Social Band does the same through song. Powerhouse vocals from the 22 choral singers anticipate both the starkness of the season and its celebratory spirit in their album out this month, Deep Midwinter: Songs From Winter’s Heart. These polished sounds include a handful of new works by Vermont composers, such as Thomas L. Read’s “Winter Fields, Woods and Air” and Billy Drislane’s “In the Deep Woods.” English medieval carols add to SB’s usual repertoire of American shapenote, Appalachian, Balkan and Georgian traditions. Now all we need is some snow...
orried that your caroling voice could end up affronting listeners’ ears rather than spreading seasonal cheer? You can still work the holiday circuit by joining Woodstock’s Wassail Weekend Holiday House Tour. Smack-dab in the middle of a threeday town tradition packed with a craft fair, horse parade, tree lighting and musical performances, folks pay a visit to the village’s most historic and charming abodes. Six private homes and the Queen Anne-style Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller mansion deck their halls and open their doors to callers, with docents stationed along the way to point out architectural highlights and answer questions. Horse-drawn wagons offer stylish transportation to each stop, and live musicians add melodies to the air. A gingerbread house display and reception at the Woodstock Inn make for a festive finish.
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Saturday, December 12, 7:30 p.m., at Richmond Free Library, and Sunday, December 13, 4 p.m., at First Baptist Church in Bristol. $10-15 donation. Info, 658-8488. www.socialband.org
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‘LIVING IN EMERGENCY: STORIES OF DOCTORS WITHOUT BORDERS’ Monday, December 14, 7:30 p.m., at Palace Cinema 9 in South Burlington. $12.50. Info, 660-9300. www.palace9.com
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ERIC HANSON: In “Investing in China and Taiwan,” the speaker from Hanson Investment Management shares insights from his business trips to Taipei and Beijing. Doubletree Hotel, South Burlington, 8-9:30 a.m. $15. Info, 861-2343, vcwa@vermont.org. KELLEY MARKETING MEETING: Marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals brainstorm help for local nonprofits over breakfast. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495.
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ROTARY CLUB OF ESSEX: Rotarians help build goodwill and peace as they organize service goals at weekly social meetings. Nonmembers are welcome to attend. The Essex, 12:10-1:30 p.m. $15 for members; free to drop in. Info, 233-3612.
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state of awareness. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 893-9966.
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‘ALL NATIONS EVENING’: Potluck participants tote favorite treats from different cultures and traditions in this culinary learning experience that celebrates the season. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-8358. CANDY CANE-MAKING DEMO: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets, then let each visitor take a turn. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 11 a.m. Free to watch; $6 to make your own. Info, 253-9591. LAMOILLE VALLEY YEAR-ROUND FARMERS ARTISAN MARKET: Farmers and food producers fill Vermonters’ totes with local and organic dining options, including eggs, cider, seeds and cow cheeses. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261, FAMmanager@gmail.com .
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‘PREPARING YOUR TEEN FOR COLLEGE’: College admissions counselors give parents an idea of how to help students navigate one of life’s major transitions. Milton Chiropractic Center, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1009.
‘AYURVEDA & THE COLD & FLU SEASON’: Folks cover the basics of the traditional medicine practices native to India before whipping up a chai to kick out colds and viruses. Tulsi Tea Room, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $15 includes a bottle of lavender, ravensara and myrrh oil. Info, 223-0043.
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HOME ENERGY SAVINGS WORKSHOP: Conservation professionals suggest low-cost weatherization measures to reduce wasted power. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 877-274-7431. RENEWABLE ENERGY WORKSHOP: Colin Sorenson from Alteris Renewables details how homeowners can harness photovoltaic, solar-thermal and wind power. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com.
BURNHAM KNITTERS: Yarn unfurls into purls at a chat-and-craft session. Senior Citizen Center, Colchester, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4269. ‘DEEPENING OUR SPIRITUALITY’: Folks focus on faith in the context of community, worship, music and more in this monthly discussion group. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3819.
KNIT NIGHT: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.
‘DIALOGUE NIGHT’: After dinner and jazz band music, high school students and their parents learn about factors that can impact a teen’s health, including alcohol and drug use and sexual behavior. Burlington High School, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2148. ‘MOVING & GROOVING WITH CHRISTINE’: Young ones jam out to rock ‘n’ roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. PETER THE MUSIC MAN: Educator Peter Alsen lets kids ages 3 to 5 try out various instruments at a fun intro to music theory. Colchester Meeting House, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots ages 3 to 5 read picture books, play with puppets and do math activities. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘STORY TIME WITH MRS. CLAUS’: Popcorn enhances Christmas tales told by Santa’s jolly wife.
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CYNTHIA KLING: This speaker shares the highlights of her two great-grandmothers’ trek across the country to Mormon territory. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. DR. BRUCE TUFTS: An expert on catch-and-release lays out the “Implications for Management of Fishing Tournaments.” Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y.,, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095. ‘VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN’: Concerned and curious people gather at this “mind-meld” drop-in discussion about an issue that affects one in three women in the world. Vista Room, Miller Information Commons, Champlain Colllege, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5479.
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‘IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE’: Five capable actors and a busy sound effects gal bring Frank Capra’s classic holiday story to life as a radio broadcast performed in front of a live audience. Montpelier City Hall, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 229-0492. ‘THE 25TH ANNUAL PUTNAM COUNTY SPELLING BEE’: In this quirky musical, audience volunteers test their own orthographic mettle against six teen characters going for the gold. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $35-68. Info, 296-7000. ‘THE TRIAL OF EBENEZER SCROOGE’: The Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre presents a comic look at Dickens’ classic characters in a tale set a year later: Scrooge, back to his old ways, is suing Marley and the spirits. See calendar spotlight. Town Hall Theater, West Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $8-18. Info, 775-1736. ‘WINTER TALES’: Audience members sip hot, spiced cider while Vermont Stage actors deliver stories, songs and poems celebrating the cold season. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $27-55. Info, 863-5966.
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SENIOR DRUM CIRCLE: Partake in a pounding activity that induces relaxation, lowers blood pressure, reduces stress and, of course, creates catchy beats. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.
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HOT TUNA: Rock & Roll Hall of Famers Jorma Kaukonen and Jack Casady get back in the groove with an acoustic mix after a two-year hiatus. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $30. Info, 603-448-0400.
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Essex Shoppes & Cinema 802-872-7111 • www.phoenixbooks.com Saturday, December 12th from 2:00 pm-4:30 pm Cooking Close to Home with Diane Imrie Localvore cooking has never been so easy! Join Vermont’s own Diane Imrie for a delicious demonstration and scrumptious samples from her new cookbook.
Poetry reading: Writers Charles and Robert Barasch share verses from their separate collections, Dreams of the Presidents and Aging Gracefully, respectively. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquith publiclibrary@hotmail.com. ‘ProPhetic odyssey’: What happened after Moses died? A study group peruses the prophetic writings to quench its thirst for knowledge. Temple Sinai, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5125.
.....and at 4:30 pm Saturday, December 12th Queen City Ghostwalk creator Thea Lewis delivers plenty of chills and a pinch of humor when she takes us on a tour of her book Haunted Burlington: Spirits from Vermont’s Queen City.
‘you come, too’: Spend winter lingering on the cultivated lines of selected British poets, from John Donne to T.S. Eliot, with Peter Gilbert’s readings and discussion. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626.
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dance “An uproarious, if somewhat transgressive, glass of holiday cheer.” —Daily Variety
argentine tango lessons: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary to learn this vibrant style of movement, which originated in Buenos Aires and Montevideo. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.
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‘the freeheel life’: Powder-hungry folks sink their teeth into Telemark skiing in this visual feast of athleticism in the snow. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 496-8994.
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herbal gift giVing: Community herbalist Dana L. Woodruff demos how to whip up affordable presents such as lip balm and bath salts. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain. com.
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branch out burlington! annual meeting: Arborist Warren Spinner highlights special area trees as he honors winners of the Awesome Tree Contest. Burlington Municipal Building, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5440.
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holiday dinner: A piano sing-along and tea cup auction precede a packed spread including rosemary chicken, steamed potatoes with parsley, butternut squash and apple crisp. Meal begins at noon. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585. ‘local feast’: Vermont-grown foods make a hearty buffet-style meal benefiting U-32 High
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School’s garden and greenhouse program. U-32 High School, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. $6-12. Info, 2290321, ext. 5158. regional food summit: The Sustainable Agriculture Council and the Vermont Sustainable Jobs Fund gather input on farms, food production and food security from participants for the Farm to Plate Initiative’s 10-year plan to build a more robust local food system. Cafeteria, Montpelier High School, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 828-1121.
health & fitness
diabetes screening: See if your blood sugar levels are up to par as a certified diabetes educator provides risk assessments. Essex Free Library, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 847-1014.
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artisans’ bazaar: Nearly 40 crafters exhibit pottery, weaving, glass work, jewelry, ornaments and other seasonal creations. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 728-9878. international boutique: See WED.09, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. ‘Pet night with santa’: Folks bring their furry friends (cats and dogs only) to meet St. Nick at the Christmas Tree, and take home free pet treats. University Mall, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.
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‘babies & moms’: Family members bond through stories, nursery rhymes and songs with peers. South Burlington Community Library, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. book fair: Teachers from Frederick H. Tuttle Middle School read from favorite holiday books. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. book lust club: High schoolers dish on reads they love, as well as the ones they love to hate. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. dads & kids PlaygrouP: Youngsters up to age 5 and their male grown-ups connect over a complimentary dinner and group playtime. Family Center of Washington County, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-3292, ext. 115, fcwcdads@ yahoo.com. family sing-along: Tots ages 5 and under and their parents gather to belt out familiar nursery rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. gingerbread houses: Kids become the envy of Hansel and Gretel by making their very own graham cracker real estate. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-3:45 p.m. & 4-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘holiday stories’: Youngsters read tales that put them in the mood for the season’s celebrations. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘itty bitty Public skating’: Preschoolers and their parents build up courage to conquer the ice as an instructor leads games and activities at this drop-in program. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6 per family; $1 skate rentals. Info, 865-7558.
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Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Predator Prowl’: Little ones forage for food and hone their pouncing skills on an outdoor hike. Preregister. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. $8-10 per adult/child pair; $4 per additional child. Info, 434-3068.
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Counterpoint: Vermont’s professional vocal ensemble praises the changing of seasons in “Aurora Borealis: A Solstice Celebration.” Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784. Johnson State College Concert Band: A slide show of Picasso’s art accompanies a musical tribute entitled “Pablo,” and small ensembles highlight the flute and the trombone. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3498. ‘NOT the Sounds of the Season’: Tenor Michael Halloran and young vocal students present an evening of musical theater and classical selections that have nothing to do with the holidays, but spread cheer all the same. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 7:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 888-1261.
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Basil Stetson & Roger Wallace: The vice president of Building Energy and founder of Addison Biomass Energy, respectively, explore the uses of residential, commercial and industrial wood boilers. Addison County Regional Planning Commission, Middlebury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3141. FLYNNsights: Barry Snyder on John Waters: The chair of the Burlington College film studies and production department screens selected clips of the filmmaker’s classics while relating witty anecdotes of the “Pope of Trash.” Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. Sandy Lewis: This speaker shares her findings on happiness in an enlightening talk, entitled “Holidazed?” about how to focus on well-being during the holidays. Richmond Free Library, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.
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‘All Stars Shining’: A festive variety show chock-full of creative dance, theater and movement is the culmination of a yearlong collaboration between VSA Arts of Vermont and Zack’s Place. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 655-4606. ‘It’s a Wonderful Life’: See WED.09, 7 p.m.
‘The Christmas Sweater’: National TV and radio host Glenn Beck emcees a broadcast showing of this Christmas memory play with music by a 10-piece orchestra and a Broadway gospel singer. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $18-20. Info, 660-9300. ‘The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge’: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m.
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Argentinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. Burlington Contra Dance: Caller Brendan Taaffe coordinates folks in soft-soled shoes to live airs by Geordie Lynde and Roger and Ross Kahle. Beginners’ session at 7:45 p.m. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $8; children 12 and under free. Info, 371-9492. ‘Drum & Dance’: Feel the rhythm and keep the beat at a percussion lesson and lively jive. Shelburne Town Hall, drum practice from 6:30-7 p.m., drum and dance from 7-9. $3. Info, 862-7118.
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Materials Recovery Facility Tour: Blue bin recyclers learn where paper, plastic, metal and glass go on a tour of conveyor belts and giant magnets that’s “one part Rube Goldberg, two parts Willy Wonka.” Preregister. Materials Recovery Facility, Williston, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-8111.
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book fair: Howard Center hosts family-friendly performances, featuring storyteller Peter Burns at 1 p.m. and musicians Kathy and Michael Larkin at 6:30 p.m. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 488-6911. EcoSew Workshop: Recycled textiles find new purpose stitched into stylish, homemade potholders. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. Spanish-English Conversation Group: ¿Qué pasa? Learn more about fellow Spanish speakers at this group foreign tongue foray. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Tertulia Latina: Latino-americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.
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Movie Night: Will Gregory Peck get the girl — er, the princess — in the classic 1956 love story Roman Holiday? Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
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Candy Cane-Making Demo: See WED.09, 11 a.m. Chili Dinner: Sen. Patrick Leahy and the Professional Fire Fighters of Vermont serve up spicy stews with bread and salad to benefit the Vermont National Guard Charitable Foundation. South Burlington High School, 5-6:30 p.m. $10-25. Info, 652-0085, ext. 101. Westford Winter Farmers Market: Live music accents a community-centric emporium, full
‘Christmas at the Farm’: Families celebrate like it’s 1899 with traditional candle dipping, ornament making, horse-drawn sleigh rides and holiday music. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 1-3:30 p.m. $3-12. Info, 457-2355. Festival of Trees: Wreath and conifer entries are up for grabs at an ongoing silent auction also featuring a Santa visit, cookie booth, farmers market food station and tree decorating. American Legion Post 49, Fair Haven, 4-8 p.m. $1-2. Info, 468-5611 or 265-4115. International Boutique: See WED.09, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. UVM Holiday Ball: Folks spruce up their moves for rockin’ around the Christmas tree with swing and waltz lessons before social ballroom dancing. UVM Patrick Gymnasium, South Burlington, 6-10 p.m. $6-10. Info, 262-352-6557. ‘Walk of the Santas Weekend’: Jolly red-suited walkers raise money for the charity of their choice in a short jaunt complete with caroling. Three days of merriment, including a scavenger hunt, gingerbread house construction and a bonfire party, top off the fun. Visit www.walkofthesantas.com for schedule. Mount Snow, West Dover, 3-11 p.m. $10-50 donation for charity. Info, 348-7284. Woodstock Wassail Weekend: Neighbors and visitors alike spread good cheer and tidings through three days of festive events, including craft fairs, storytelling, an annual parade, ice skating and music. Visit www.woodstockvt.com for full schedule Various locations, Woodstock, 1-9 p.m. Various prices; many events are free. Info, 457-3555.
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Drop-In Story Time: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers enjoy stories from picture books accompanied by finger plays and action rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com. ‘Oliver!’: This kids’ musical production starring Dickens’ famous orphan will have audiences asking for some more. Very Merry Theatre, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 355-1461, info@verymerrytheatre. org. ‘Stories & Crafts’: Kids ages 3 and up fashion creations based on storytime books. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Teen Movie Night: A jolly double feature of Elf and A Christmas Story gets adolescents geared up for the season of giving. Lincoln Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. Teen Open Mic: Young adults gather to make music and socialize at this arts scene broadcast on freevermontradio.org. Cabaret Room. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6-10 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. Toddler Time: Little ones ages 1 to 3 get social with books and simple art activities. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
Boise: Musician Mike Boise and his nephew entertain with “simply acoustic” sounds. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘Christmas in Vienna’: Celebrating its 511th year, the Vienna Boys Choir travels the world, spreading the holiday music of Gregorian chant, Renaissance motets and “Jingle Bells.” Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $45-85. Info, 457-3981. Counterpoint: Vermont’s professional vocal ensemble praises the changing of seasons in “Aurora Borealis: A Solstice Celebration.” Community Church, Stowe, 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784. Holiday Bells Concert: Chimes jing-a-ling in spirited melodies suitable for a winter celebration. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 863-3982. Housetop: A lively string band reproduces quirky pop songs from the 1930s and ‘40s, as well as old-time rags, jug band tunes and a cappella ditties. North End Studio, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 863-6713. Maiden Vermont: Barbershop choruses featuring the talents of soprano Debra Lynn praise the holiday season. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $12-17. Info, 382-9222. Midwinter Madrigal Festival: Thirteen Vermont high school vocal ensembles present several arrangements each, including some holiday favorites. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $68; $20 for three or more. Info, 857-7000. ‘The Bells of Joy’: Hand-bell compositions feature largely in a caroling concert on its 26th year. “O Holy Night,” “One Small Child” and “I Heard the Bells on Christmas Day” are on the set list. United Methodist Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 773-2460. Vermont Symphony Orchestra: The Holiday Pops Concert includes such “musical stocking stuffers” as traditional carols, Christmas movie music and a popular sing-along. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $9-26. Info, 1-800-876-9293, ext. 13.
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Dr. Wolfgang Mieder: A professor of Russian and German at UVM explores Obama’s vision for America in “A New Politics for a New Time.” Optional luncheon at 12:30 p.m. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 1-2 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3516.
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‘HONK! The Musical’: A drama club transfers Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale about an oddlooking duckling’s quest for his mother to the stage. Peoples Academy, Morrisville, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 888-4600. ‘Hamlet’: Elementary and middle school students present the Bard’s dark tale of political turmoil and family vengeance in Denmark. Twinfield Union School, Plainfield, 7-8 p.m. $5. Info, 426-3955. ‘My Three Angels’: This deliciously delinquent holiday comedy by the Lamoille County Players follows the activities of three ex-convicts who become unlikely heroes to a local family. Hyde Park Opera House, 7 p.m. $12-18. Info, 888-4507. ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: See WED.09, 7 p.m. ‘The Sky Family’s Fiery Faith & Fiddles’: Rollicking Celtic fiddles mesh with Irish stepdancing and witty skits put on in a lively family production. Hunger Mountain Christian Assembly, Waterbury Center, 7 p.m. $8-12. Info, 244-5921. ‘The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge’: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m. ‘Winter Tales’: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m.
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Open Mic: Writers give voice to original poetry and short stories. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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to Vermont, which includes a guide to talking like a native and identifying residents from “redneck natives” to “transplants.” Better Planet Books, Toys & Hobbies, St. Albans, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 524-6835. Thomas hummel: The writer and former Burlington resident introduces readers to his coffee-table book, A Journey Through Literary America, about the spots that inspired 26 great American authors. Hopkins Bookshop, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-6223.
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CharTer house VolunTeer Training: Individuals lending a hand at this nonprofit temporary housing facility gather info on expectations, policies and practices. Charter House, Middlebury, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 443-3010.
green mounTain ChapTer of usa DanCe: Costumed dancers work their ballroom, Latin and swing moves in lessons and open dancing. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-11 p.m. $6-12. Info, 223-2234. norwiCh ConTra DanCe: Caller David Millstone organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to live tunes by Northern Spy. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8-11 p.m. $8; free for kids under 16; donations accepted for seniors. Info, 785-4607. The lake plaCiD sChool of BalleT: Journey to the Land of Sweets with the Sugar Plum Fairy in a delicious production of The Nutcracker. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 518-523-2512.
marsh-Billings-roCkefeller mansion open house: The 19th-century Victorian mansion’s first floor, filled with furnishings and decorative arts, is open for exploration as one of the stops on the Wassail Weekend Holiday House Tour. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3981. olDer women’s league holiDay meeTing: Gwen Hallsmith, director of planning and development for the city of Montpelier, addresses local and national issues affecting midlife and senior ladies. A potluck luncheon follows. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5784. TiBeTan minD Training: Tibetan Buddhist master Geshe Gelek Chodha helps folks harness brain energy to transform frustrating moments into manageable ones through Lojong. Preregister. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.
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BurlingTon Cohousing poTluCk: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0120. CanDy Cane-making Demo: See WED.09, 11 a.m. CrafTsBury Common winTer farmers markeT: Farmers, cooks and artisans dole out goods on a monthly basis, ranging from Wildbranch Farm produce to Bonnieview Farm cheese to Connie’s Kitchen baked treats. Common Room, Craftsbury Academy, Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 730-4481. Diane imrie: The local food advocate whisks together scrumptious samples from her book, Cooking Close to Home, before a signing. Phoenix Books, Essex, 2-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.
‘The nuTCraCker’: Dance students from the Vermont Ballet Theater perform Tchaikovsky’s beloved work about a Christmas Eve dream. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $1420; free for JSC students. Info, 635-1476.
hinesBurg winTer farmers markeT: Growers sell bunched greens, winter squash, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. Hinesburg Town Hall, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 482-4139.
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winTer CommenCemenT: Marketing major Kristy Curry looks to the future as the student speaker in a graduation of roughly 500 undergrads. Field House Gymnasium, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3095.
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CaBoT high sChool auCTion: A variety of new merchandise, local services and unique items are up for bid at this benefit for a student trip to France. Gymnasium. Cabot High School, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 563-2289. eCosew workshop: Stitchers of all skill levels rework recycled textiles with fresh ideas to create festive hanging stockings. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. frenCh rounDTaBle: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session.
ruTlanD winTer farmers markeT: Wintertime produce joins handcrafted soaps, wood creations and other novelties at this weekly local bazaar. Old Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-9803. willisTon winTer farmers markeT: Vendors boast tables full of area breads, pastries, winter veggies, organic meats and handicrafts. Cafeteria, Williston Central School, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.
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Mechem, Michael Jackson and others. U-32 High School, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $2-5. Info, 863-5966.
Winooski Winter Farmers Market: Foodies peruse handmade jewelry and clothes alongside homemade breads, pies, cupcakes and more. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175.
‘Touch of Vermont’ Holiday Gift Market: Vendors from across the state display pottery, jewelry, baked goods, metal works, photography and other juried crafts. A fundraising raffle benefits O.U.R. House of Central Vermont. Montpelier City Hall, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 310-1725, info@ touchofvt.org.
Waterbury Community Band: An annual holiday concert includes wintertime favorites in addition to marches and big-band selections. Waterbury Congregational Church, 3:30 p.m. Free; nonperishable food or cash donations accepted. Info, 888-4977, waterburycommunityband@yahoo. com.
Victorian Holiday Open House: A special planetarium show exploring the winter skies highlights an afternoon of craft activities and decking the museum’s halls. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium, St. Johnsbury, 1-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 748-2372.
Womensing: An Addison County a cappella group juxtaposes solo and ensemble voices in a repertoire of French Canadian, Chinese, Italian and American music. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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Herbal Skin Care: Homemade facial care products vanquish seasonal stress, dry skin and wallet blues all at once. Sign up at the customer service desk. City Market, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. Quantum Scalar Laser Demo: Presenter Valerie Guilmette explains how this cold laser technology can help regenerate body tissues and cells, and neutralize chronic pain, stress and disease. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8060. Skin Care Session: A body care expert introduces products and cures for common skin conditions, such as rosacea. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.
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‘A Victorian Holiday’: Strollers sample period holiday activities as part of a town-wide walking fair, followed by a tree-lighting ceremony and, weather permitting, outdoor public ice skating. Various locations, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 748-7121. Annual Holiday Open House: Eight inns welcome self-guided visitors with seasonal fun, including gingerbread decorating, wine and chocolate pairings, sing-alongs and more. Proceeds benefit the Vermont-New Hampshire Komen Race for the Cure. Call for tickets. Various locations, Manchester, 1-5 p.m. $15. Info, 362-1163. Artisans’ Bazaar: See THU.10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Christmas Craft Fair & Cookie Sale: Festive decorations, jewelry and goodies greet pursuers of the perfect gift. Proceeds benefit the church’s community initiatives. Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2721. Christmas Tree Decorating: Twinkling lights and glinting baubles spruce up a holiday conifer. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994. ‘Christmas at the Farm’: See FRI.11, 10 a.m. 3:30 p.m. Holiday Hop: The Decoys provide rock, reggae and alternative airs at a merry get-together hosted by the House of LeMay. Stick around for wassailing. St. John’s Club, Burlington, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 864-9778.
‘Home Fur the Holidays’: Pamper your animal friends with treats, bedding, clothing, toys and more from this pet product fair while helping to raise money for the Humane Society of Chittenden County. Play Dog Play, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0545.
Moretown Artisans’ Sale: Gift givers discover high-quality, locally made tchotchkes that will satisfy everyone on their list, and storytelling, visits with Santa and a kids’ craft corner entertain little ones. Moretown Town Hall, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free admission; $3 for activities, or free with a donation. Info, 496-6466.
Creative Writing Club: Parents and kids in grades 2 to 4 develop their storytelling skills together. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Holiday Party: Christopher R. and His Sliding Purple Guitar provide the tunes at a festive parent-kiddo cookie swap. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581, jaquith publiclibrary@hotmail.com. Kids Party: Youngsters burn off energy with gym games, swimming and holiday crafts. Snacks provided. Greater Burlington YMCA, 1-5 p.m. $20 per child; $10 for each additional sibling. Info, 862-9622. ‘Oliver!’: See FRI.11, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Saturday Stories: Picture books bring tall tales to life for youngsters. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Teen Video Games: Middle and high schoolers rock out to Guitar Hero, Wii, Rock Band and various other PS2 faves. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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Counterpoint: Vermont’s professional vocal ensemble praises the changing of seasons in “Aurora Borealis: A Solstice Celebration.” North Congregational Church, St. Johnsbury, 7:30 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784. Maiden Vermont: See FRI.11, 2 p.m. Social Band: A lively band of singers presents a collection of choral pieces old and new, as featured on their latest album, Deep Midwinter: Songs From Winter’s Heart. See calendar spotlight. Richmond Free Library, 7:30 p.m. $10-15 donation. Info, 6588488. Tom MacKenzie: A New England musician sounds off in traditions ranging from French Canadian to American old-time to Scandinavian to ragtime. Potluck at 5:30 p.m.; concert at 7. Adamant Community Club, 5:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 456-7054. Vermont Symphony Orchestra: The Holiday Pops Concert includes such “musical stocking stuffers” as traditional carols, Christmas movie music and a popular sing-along. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $9-52. Info, 1-800-876-9293, ext. 13. Vermont Youth Chorus & Concert Chorale: In a winter concert entitled “Make That Change: Songs of Freedom and Hope,” young musicians present choral works by Felix Mendelssohn, Kirke
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‘Indigenous Forum’: The Vermont Commission on Native American Affairs holds an open discussion in “Native Voices, Modern Thoughts.” Room 403, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6002.
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‘A Christmas Carol’: Thespians, including local favorites and Broadway star Chris Jones, put on a staged reading of Dickens’ classic work of Christmas redemption. Whallonsburg Grange Hall, 7 p.m. Free; donations accepted for local food pantry. Info, 518-962-4449. ‘Antonio Stradivari & the ‘Davidov’ Cello’: WordStage Vermont presents a biography of Luthier Antonio Stradivari and the career of virtuoso cellist Karl Davidov, who gave his name to one of Stradivari’s finest instruments. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $15 or pay what you can. Info, 828-8743. ‘HONK! The Musical’: See FRI.11, 7 p.m. ‘Hamlet’: See FRI.11, 7-8 p.m. ‘My Three Angels’: See FRI.11, 7 p.m. ‘The 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee’: See WED.09, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘The Sky Family’s Fiery Faith & Fiddles’: See FRI.11, 7 p.m. ‘The Trial of Ebenezer Scrooge’: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m. ‘Winter Tales’: See WED.09, 2 p.m. & 6 p.m.
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Upper Valley International Folk Dancing: Individuals of all ages and experience levels form the steps of line, circle and couples dances from Europe and the Mediterranean. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $8; $4 for first-timers and students. Info, 436-2151.
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Antiques Market: Treasure hunters find bargains amid antlers. Elks Club, Montpelier, early buying begins at 7:30 a.m.; regular admission is 9 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 751-6138. Burlington Area Scrabble Club: Triple-lettersquare seekers spell out winning words. New players welcome. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 12:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. Charity Poker Tourney: Chance, probability and psychology come into play as card holders try to win the pot at this benefit for the Moose Foundation. Green Mountain Harley-Davidson, Essex Junction, noon. $75 buy-in. Info, 878-4778. ‘Meet ‘n’ Sniff’: Noses investigate perfume oils in a Black Phoenix Alchemy Lab olfactory extravaganza. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569. Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. Tack & Supply Auction: Bidders vie for horse care products, saddles, bridles, blankets and more from JP’s North at this benefit for the Starry Nights 4-H Club. View items at noon. Cafeteria. Essex Middle School, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-5231. Tibetan Mind Training: See SAT.12, 9 a.m. 1 p.m.
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‘Beyond the Veil: Perspectives from the Muslim World’: Cinema fans catch a film about the culture of Afghanistan before thought-provoking group discussion at this weekly series. Cabot Science Building, Room 85, Norwich University, Northfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080. ‘The Lost Fleet’: This 52-minute film chronicles French marine archaeologist Franck Goddio’s expedition recovering sunken ships that were part of Napoléon Bonaparte’s fleet. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. Regular admission, $3-5. Info, 656-2090.
Book Discussion Series: ‘Middle Eastern Voices’: Bibliophiles investigate Arabic, Iranian, Jewish and Turkish cultures through Tayib Saleh’s Season of Migration to the North. Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-6632.
‘The Wizard of Oz’: The classic 1939 film starring Judy Garland reminds viewers there’s no place like home ... for the holidays. Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 229-0509.
James ‘Buddy’ Edgerton: The coauthor of The Unknown Rockwell: A Portrait of Two American Families tells about growing up next door to the Rockwells, and being a model in some of the artist’s paintings. Northwoods Inn, Lake Placid, N.Y., 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-523-1818.
Holiday Cooking & Baking: Instructor Candice Shaffer dishes out festive vegan plates and tips on how to create them before sweet-toothed eaters digest baking secrets for healthy desserts from Jana Welters. Rhapsody Natural Foods Café, Montpelier, 10 a.m. $20. Info, 229-6112.
Rob Warneck: The local author of Mary Baker Eddy: Christian Healer details the years of research that went into the biography about healing through prayer. Christian Science Reading Room, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4709.
‘Wines of Portugal’: Connoisseurs savor tastes of the country’s revolutionary vintage drinks, which Decanter magazine says have “burst onto the scene with an exciting new wave of intense table wines.” Reservations recommended. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. $40. Info, 865-2368.
Sample Writing Class: Females improve their expressive skills and strengthen their voices in an open class of “Women Writing for (a) Change.” Howard Space Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 310-1770. Thea Lewis: Folks in the mood for a little spook, a lot of history and a dash of humor listen to passages from the author’s newest release, Haunted
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‘The Holly Daze Variety Show & Bake Sale’: Troupes entertain families with theater acts celebrating all winter holidays, and an array of cookies, cupcakes and brownies boost the seasonal spirit. Performances at 2 and 7 p.m.; bake sale from noon to 9 p.m. Waterfront Theatre, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, noon - 9 p.m.
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‘The Birds of Shelburne Bay’: Members of the Green Mountain Audubon Society guide a search for lakeside loons, ducks, geese and eagles. Preregister. Shelburne Bay, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 8632436, gmas@greenmountainaudubon.org.
The Lake Placid School of Ballet: See SAT.12, 2 p.m.
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Horse-Drawn Wagon Rides: Hoofed mammals accent a tour of the quaint downtown shopping area. Various downtown locations, Montpelier, noon - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604.
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Holiday Open House: Explore the historic birthplace of future president Calvin Coolidge, as well as the rest of the property, while taking in winter exhibits, old-time music, craft demos and sleigh rides. Calvin Coolidge State Historic Site, Plymouth, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $2-7.50; $20 for family pass. Info, 672-3773.
Wassail Weekend Holiday House Tour: Charming Woodstock homes deck their halls and open their doors to visitors on this quaint tour. Horse-drawn wagon rides and live musicians accompany wanderers on their travels. Pick up brochures at Woodstock Town Hall Theatre to start. See calendar spotlight. Various locations, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $30-35. Info, 457-3981.
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spiritual singing meet. All Souls Interfaith Gathering, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3819.
Holiday Crawl: The Sisters LeMay lead Burlingtonians decked out in festive attire on a holiday trail through pubs, bars and restaurants. Meet on the steps of City Hall. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 355-3842.
VerMont syMpHony orCHestra: The Holiday Pops Concert includes such “musical stocking stuffers” as traditional carols, Christmas movie music and a popular sing-along. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 3 p.m. $9-29. Info, 1-800-876-9293, ext. 13.
Moretown artisans’ sale: See SAT.12, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m.
woodstoCk wassail weekend: See FRI.11, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.
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‘Cooking witH kids’: Baker Caroline Homan assists little ones in making, rolling out and decorating festive molasses gingerbread cookies. Sign up at the customer service desk. City Market, 12/7/09 10:42:52 AM Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘read to a dog’: See SAT.12, 1-2 p.m.
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annual ‘MessiaH’ sing: Audience members lend their voices in a sing-along of Handel’s great oratorio with professional soloists and musicians. Our Lady of the Snows, Woodstock, 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 457-3981. Counterpoint: Vermont’s professional vocal ensemble praises the changing of seasons in “Aurora Borealis: A Solstice Celebration.” McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $5-20. Info, 540-1784. green Mountain youtH syMpHony winter ConCert: A wide range of music, such as Ralph Ford’s Galileo’s Vision and Strauss’ Blue Danube, marks the onset of winter. Barre City Hall, 2 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 221-4697. HinesBurg CoMMunity CHristMas ConCert: The South County Chorus, Hinesburg Artist Series Orchestra and soprano soloist Amy Frostman spread seasonal cheer through song. St. Jude Catholic Church, Hinesburg, 4:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 482-3010. Milton CoMMunity Band: Music lovers get a break from the hectic pace of the holiday season with seasonal songs and a special performance by the Community Singers of St. Albans. Auditorium, Milton Senior High School, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4922 or 893-1398. nortHeast fiddlers assoCiation: Stringedinstrument players gather for a monthly “meet and jam” to brush up on their skills before a Christmas party. Canadian Club, Barre Town, noon - 5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-5188. soCial Band: See SAT.12, First Baptist Church, Bristol, 4 p.m. $10-15 donation. Info, 658-8488. tHe good eartH singers: Folks bring dishes and voices to share at this potluck and
VerMont youtH CHorus & ConCert CHorale: In a winter concert entitled “Make That Change: Songs of Freedom and Hope,” young musicians present choral works by Felix Mendelssohn, Kirke Mechem, Michael Jackson and others. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $510. Info, 863-5966. young singers CHorus of VerMont: Vocalists spanning grades 1 to 12 execute “Celebrate the Feast of Lights,” “Angels We Have Heard on High” and more. Chapel. Vermont College, Montpelier, 3 p.m. $8-10. Info, 496-4781.
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‘a JewisH perspeCtiVe on Jesus’: Rabbi Jim Glazier and Rev. Gary Kowalski explore perspectives on this historical figure. First Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Donations accepted for the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf. Info, 862-5630, ext. 24.
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‘a CHristMas Carol’: The Nebraska Theater Caravan stages its musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic story, complete with a live orchestra and a 30-member cast in 19th-century costumes. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $23-39. Info, 863-5966. ‘antonio stradiVari & tHe ‘daVidoV’ Cello’: See SAT.12, 4 p.m. auditions for ‘BlitHe spirit’: Local actors try to fill seven open roles for the Marble Valley Players’ March comedy. Town Hall, West Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 353-5932. ‘Honk! tHe MusiCal’: See FRI.11, 2 p.m. ‘HaMlet’: See FRI.11, 7-8 p.m. ‘My tHree angels’: See FRI.11, 2 p.m. ‘tHe 25tH annual putnaM County spelling Bee’: See WED.09, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘winter tales’: See WED.09, 2 p.m. & 6 p.m.
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larry yarBrougH: A Middlebury College prof captivates audiences with a reading of Truman Capote’s “A Christmas Memory,” describing the magical relationship of a young boy and his cousin. Private home; call for location. Undisclosed location, Cornwall, 4 p.m. $20. Info, 382-9222.
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‘CreatiNg PartNershiPs iN health’ MeetiNg: Health professionals glean tips on how to promote community wellness from massage therapist Kirsten Wiley and marketing expert Brian Swichkow. The Healer Within You, Williston, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0911.
No matter what is on your list this holiday season you’re sure to find it at Burlington Town Center. Visit our outstanding collection of shops including Abercrombie & Fitch, Aeropostale, American Eagle, Ann Taylor Loft, Chico’s, Coldwater Creek, Gap, Hollister, J. Jill, J. Crew, Journey’s, Pottery Barn, Victoria’s Secret, Williams-Sonoma, Vermont’s only Macy’s department store and more!
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afrO-CaribbeaN DaNCe Class: Penelope Newcomb leads high-energy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.
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COlChester histOriCal sOCiety MeetiNg: Local history buffs live in the moment at a potluck holiday party as the Colchester High School Chamber Choir plays up Christmas carols. United Church of Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3706. eCOsew wOrkshOP: Gift givers eliminate waste by fashioning snappy present bags with needle and thread. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $25 includes all materials. Info, 862-7417. herbal gift giviNg: See THU.10, 6-7:30 p.m. ‘sPeND sMart’: Vermonters learn savvy skills for stretching bucks. Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-1417, ext. 104.
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‘liviNg iN eMergeNCy: stOries Of DOCtOrs withOut bOrDers’: News anchor Elizabeth Vargas hosts a live broadcast of the Nobel Peace Prize-winning organization’s field operations in the Congo and Liberia. A town-hall discussion with aid workers follows. See calendar spotlight. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12.50. Info, 660-9300.
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‘herbal researCh aND strategies fOr CaNCer suPPOrt’: Guido Masé introduces herbs and nutritional supplements that can prevent and help treat cancerous conditions. Sign up at customer service desk. City Market, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ‘Matter Of balaNCe’: Older adults conquer the fear of falling by learning to adjust their home environments to eliminate risk factors and increase strength through physical activity. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 847-2278.
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hOliDay gift MakiNg: Kids in grades K through 5 sign up for an hour-long session of creative present production, with supervision and wrapping help from teens. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:30-4:30 p.m. & 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo.com.
‘library learNiNg aDveNtures fOr hOMesChOOlers’: Out-of-classroom learners ages 6 to 12 find mental stimulation in this parent-led cooperative enrichment group. Parental participation required. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7216.
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‘MONDays with MegaN’: Preschoolers ages 2 to 5 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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‘Pajama night with santa’: Families put on their fuzzy flannels to visit Santa for milk, cookies and a movie. University Mall, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.
Pause café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.
Pajama storytime: Comfy-clothed kiddos get a bedtime story and snack with reader Abby Klein. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 876-7147.
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teen advisory Board: Middle and high schoolers help librarians plan cool programs and choose new books to order for the stacks. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘yoga through stories’: Imaginative storytelling accompanies simple stretches and fun postures. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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afro-Brazilian Percussion class: Community band Sambatucada teaches the pulsating rhythms of samba, samba reggae, baião and maracatu. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 343-7107.
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auditions for ‘still life’: Thespians hope to break a leg at tryouts for Noel Coward’s play, upon which Brief Encounter was based. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 352-4204.
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laughter yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.
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dance class: Four-year-olds cut a rug to upbeat tunes. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3-3:45 p.m. $10. Info, 229-4676. droP-in holiday storytime: Little ones of all ages get into the spirit with seasonal tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. knitting cluB: Little ones in third through sixth grades loop yarn with needles to form soft hats to be sent to the hospital for premature babies. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
Book discussion series: ‘when cultures meet’: William Cronon’s Changes in the Land: Indians, Colonists, and the Ecology of New England provides readers with plenty of fuel for chat about the Lake Champlain quadricentennial. Wake Robin Retirement Community, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-4665.
‘music with roBert resnik’: The host of a weekly folk and world music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 8657216.
marjorie cady memorial writers grouP: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net.
story hour: Tales and picture books catch the attention of little tykes. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
‘our stories: Past, Present & future’: Adults consider ways that personal narratives celebrate accomplishments and dreams. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
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cooking class: Home bakers learn tried-andtrue methods for making sophisticated Italian biscotti. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. Pie making: Want sweet treats without clogging your arteries? Linda Wooliever provides a recipe for a healthy, raw chocolate mousse pie. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $8-10. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain. com.
stargazing Party: Deep sky features get a closeup as the Vermont Astronomical Society identifies visible stars and shares telescopes. Cloud date: December 15. Tree Farm Recreational Facility, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
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Seating Area, University Mall, South Burlington, 6 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.
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line dance class: Movers in parallel lines match basic steps and patterns to all types of tunes. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 658-0096.
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english conversation grouP: Anglophones offer chatty practice to nonnative learners of their mother tongue. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘gift or no gift’: There may not be a bevy of “suitcase girls,” but randomly chosen shoppers over 18 can compete for up to $500. In the J.C. Penney
Preschool storytime: See WED.09, 10-10:45 a.m.
storytime: Youngsters ages 1 to 3 gather for songs, finger plays, puppets and stories. Preregister. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. toddler storytime: Kids under 3 enjoy picture books, songs and rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
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‘a canadian Brass christmas’: Decked out in tuxes and tennis shoes, five musicians masterfully interpret Christmas and Hanukkah tunes alongside compositions ranging from Bach to blues. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $26-44. Info, 863-5966.
amateur musicians orchestra concert: Works by Bizet, Verdi and Bernstein soar through the air from this Burlington-area community group, directed by Daniel Bruce. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8540. ‘christmas in caPe Breton’: Fiddler Natalie MacMaster embellishes ballads and fiery reels alike with her own world-class step-dancing skills. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-40. Info, 603-448-0400. green mountain chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of
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“WELCOME HOME” this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@ arrl.net.
war and peace, global warming, immigration and safe food. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.
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‘rifftrAx liVe: A cHriStmAS SHortSStrAVAgAnzA’: Wisecracking commentators narrate classic holiday clips, including the animated Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer, yuletide commercials and musical shorts in this broadcast event. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $10-12.50. Info, 864-5610.
Adult Stick & Puck Hockey: Skaters attempt to sink goals while staying upright on slippery ice. Central Vermont Memorial Civic Center, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. $5. Info, 229-5900.
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AuditionS for ‘Still life’: See MON.14, 7 p.m.
cAndy cAne-mAking demo: See WED.09, 11 a.m.
‘tHe 25tH AnnuAl PutnAm county SPelling bee’: See WED.09, 7:30 p.m.
lAmoille VAlley yeAr-round fArmerS ArtiSAn mArket: See WED.09, 3-7 p.m.
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book & moVie club: A lit-lovin’ group alternates watching flicks and turning pages. This month’s read is Lisa See’s Snow Flower and the Secret Fan. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576.
bAbytime: See WED.09, 10:30 a.m.
book diScuSSion SerieS: ‘PortrAitS of tHe ArtiStS’: Barbara Mujica’s Frida delves into the life that existed behind this famous artist’s canvases. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-3625.
‘moVing & grooVing WitH cHriStine’: See WED.09, 11-11:30 a.m.
‘tHe king & tHe tHruSH’: Folk storytellers Tim Jennings and Leanne Ponder spin tales of goodness and greed from India, Scandinavia and Eastern Europe, using the harp and concertina to add intrigue. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $3-5; $12 family maximum. Info, 864-0123.
PAjAmA Storytime: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Peter tHe muSic mAn: See WED.09, 12:30-1 p.m. PreScHool Storytime: See WED.09, 10-10:45 a.m. ‘Story time WitH mrS. clAuS’: See WED.09, 6-7 p.m. ‘teenS reAd’: See WED.09, 5-5:45 p.m.
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rotAry club of eSSex: See WED.09, 12:101:30 p.m.
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germAn-engliSH excHAnge: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.
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cHriStinA ASquitH: The journalist and Burlington resident discusses Sisters in War, her new book about women she met in conflicttorn Baghdad and their struggles for rights and survival. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.
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‘ProPHetic odySSey’: See WED.09, 11:30 a.m. 12:30 p.m. ron kruPP: The local author of Lifting the Yoke: Local Solutions to America’s Farm and Food Crisis offers up practical actions for Vermonters. See story, this issue. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. Vermont reAdS book diScuSSion: Julie Otsuka’s When the Emperor Was Divine takes an unflinching look at World War II’s JapaneseAmerican internment camps. Fairlee Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 333-4716. m
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‘big flickS At tHe PArAmount’: A revived theater works its way through the most popular films of all time, such as this week’s updated Seuss classic, How the Grinch Stole Christmas. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. & 9 p.m. $4-6. Info, 775-0903.
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‘cHriStmAS in cAPe breton’: Fiddler Natalie MacMaster embellishes ballads and fiery reels alike with her own worldclass step-dancing skills. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25-40. Info, 863-5966.
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‘fourtH & fiftH grAderS reAd’: Youth don reading glasses for a fiction group and discussion of their favorite lit genres. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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HAnnA SAtterlee: In an informal, work-inprogress group dance piece called “Welcome Home,” the Flynn’s New Arts Space Assistant explores the culture of the Green Mountain State. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 863-5966.
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‘brAiSing 101’: Red wine-braised short ribs and fresh leeks braised in cream are on the menu, and foodies learn the fundamentals of slow-cooking to make it happen. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 863-2569.
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A Vermont dance experiment and Flynn N.A.S.A. (New Art Space Assistance) Grant work-in-progress showing directed by Hanna Satterlee and choreographed in collaboration with the dancers.
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LIFE DRAWING DROP-IN AGE 16+: Jan. 11 - May. 17, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $8/session, $7/session for BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary. *Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit for free! DROP IN: POLLYWOG PRESCHOOL: Jan. 14 - May. 20, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $6/per parent/child pair, $5/BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, Burlington. This popular drop-in program introduces young children to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social. Participants will work with homemade play dough, paint, yarn, ribbon, paper and more! Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. No registration necessary. Ages 6 mo. - 5 yrs. *Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit for free! TADPOLE PRESCHOOL DROP-IN: Jan. 12 - May. 20, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Tuesday, Friday. Cost: $6/per parent/child pair, $5/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This drop-in introduces your child to artistic explorations in multimedia that are both creative and social. Participants draw, work with clay, create collage, paint murals and more! Parents must accompany their children. Materials provided. No registration necessary. Ages 1-5. *Purchase a drop-in class card and get the 6th visit for free!
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dance BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance. com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-5981077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!
Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:306:50 p.m., $61/7 weeks, began 11/2. Beginning taiko classes in Montpelier! Wednesdays, 7:00-8:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at AllTogetherNow. In Richmond on Thursdays, call for times and location. Djembe classes in Montpelier, Wednesdays, 5:00-6:20 p.m., $90/6 weeks, began 11/4, includes drum rental at Lamb Abbey (www.thelambab bey.com). Gift certificates are available. For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.
McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbs school.com, www.WisdomOfThe HerbsSchool.com. Unique experiential programs embracing wild plants, holistic health and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles, and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.
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SPANISH LANGUAGE INSTRUCTION: Beginning the week of Jan. 4 for 10 weeks, except Travelers class is Jan. 16. Cost: $155/10 1-hour classes. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: Spanish in Waterbury Center, 802659-4181, spanishparavos@gmail. com, www.spanishwater burycenter.com. Winter Spanish class offerings. Beginning early Jan. for 10 weeks: adult evening classes, six levels plus Spanish Light. Full-day Spanish for Travelers class with Argentinean lunch Jan. 16 - $106. Also private classes, tutoring, lessons for children. See our website for complete info or contact us for details.
WOMEN’S FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Mon, Wed., Fri., 4-week program, 9-10 a.m. Cost: $99/4-week program. Location: St. John Vianney Church Gym, 160 Hinesburg Rd., S. Burlington. Info: Burlington Adventure Boot Camp. Hundreds of lives have changed through this program. Yours can, too! All fitness levels. Have fun, lose weight, feel great. Hurry, before it’s sold out! $99 or $129. Starts Jan. 4. Register: www.burlingtonbootcamp. com. Not sure? Check out testimonials and photos.
flynn arts WINTER/SPRING SEMESTER: Brochures are being mailed soon. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Info: FlynnArts, 802-652-4548, flynnarts@flynncenter.org. New this semester is Creative KIDS! - an introduction to the performing arts through drama and dance, with three levels for kids ages 3-8. Returning dance class favorites include hip hop, tap, ballet and jazz, including a Michael Jackson tribute class. There are also acting classes, group singing lessons, jazz combos for young musicians, Zumba, and the ever-popular Laugh Attack: Standup Comedy.
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martial arts AIKIDO CLASSES: Classes for adults 7 days a week; beginners are always welcome. The Samurai Youth Program offers scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 8-18. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. Aikido is a Japanese martial art that employs dynamic, circular movements and a philosophy that promotes the harmonious resolution of conflict. It is perhaps the only traditional form that truly integrates the intensity of karate with the soft power and relaxed movements of internal tai chi forms. Please visit and watch a class - visitors are always welcome! More information, including our class schedule, is available on our website.
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roots schooL: Dec. 12-13. Cost: $200/weekend, including meals and lodging. Location: ROOTS School, East Calais. Info: ROOTS School, Brad Salon, 802-4561253, Info@RootsVT.com, www. RootsVT.com. This class employs old and new techniques for expanding one’s awareness, stilling the mind and applying this to exercises designed to open new paths into ourselves and synthesize the complex world around us. a practice approach to extrasensory awareness through exercises that achieve results is the goal of this class.
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wALking the pAth of the shAmAn: Weekly individual or group sessions as requested. Location: Shaman’s Flame Offices, Stowe and Woodbury. Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter Clark & Sarah Finlay, 802-253-7846, peterclark13@gmail.com, www. shamansflame.com. connect to a more expanded level of consciousness & engage the elemental intelligence of the universe. In group or individual sessions, learn the techniques of shamanic active meditation called journeying. Work toward healing many emotional, physical and spiritual aspects of yourself, as well as gaining insight into your life path.
ALL weLLness, LLc: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and health counseling services. come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:45 - just call to sign up.
AsiAn Bodywork therApy progrAm: Cost: $5000/500hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, scott@ elementsofhealing.net, www. elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of Oriental massage, amma and shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-element Theory. additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. Program starting september 2010.
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tai chi hwAyu styLe tAi chi/ montpeLier: Cost: $144/16week semester. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., 3rd Floor, Montpelier. Info: Ellie Hayes, 802-456-1983. Winter/spring semester begins Mon., Jan. 4, & runs 16 weeks. New students welcome 5-5:45 pm. Beginners will receive mentoring from continuing students as well as instructor ellie Hayes. Ms. Hayes has been practicing & teaching tai chi for more than 35 years. call to preregister by sun., Jan. 3. snAke styLe tAi chi chuAn: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.
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eVoLution yogA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-8649642, www.evolution vt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, anusara-inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre-/postnatal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog. m
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winter riding Bike cLinics: Saturdays, 9-10:30 a.m. Location: Old Spokes Home, 322 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-863-4475, www.oldspokeshome.com. Free bike clinics for winter riding! Topics will include how to maintain your bike and what gear to have. Please call to sign up today.
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LeArn to meditAte: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlington shambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington shambhala center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
nAturAL Bodies piLAtes: For a healthy body, mind and spirit. Discover the difference that natural core strength makes for you in your life. See our full schedule of classes online, and call for special rates on packages and class cards. Call for a free half-hour consultation to come in, see the studio and find out how to get started. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@ NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Basic to advanced, students develop natural core strength, flexibility and body-mind awareness in this pleasant, professional, relaxing studio. Join any combination of Pilates Reformer and Mat classes, Natural Body Movement and elements of Ballet. enjoy the feeling of coordination, balance and flowing movement in small classes and private sessions.
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f, as Shelley wrote, poets are the unacknowledged legislators of the world, then why not appoint artists as the planning commissioners of Vermont? On the evidence of a future-focused show at the Burlington airport, they’d do a heckuva job. The state’s beauty would be preserved (with allowance for some tasteful exploitation of its natural resources), multiracial harmony would prevail, windmills would whir and unsightly development most certainly would not be permitted. Yes, Vermont would become even more of a rural wonderland if the 10 artists represented in “The Art of Action” were put in charge. The state might be no place for the unprogressive, however. This earnest exhibit, organized by the Vermont Arts Council and financed by philanthropist Lyman Orton, abounds in displays of political rectitude — laughably so, at times. In Valerie Hird’s version of the Old North End, an Obama poster looks over the shoulders of African women taking a break from cultivating their backyard gardens. And in David Brewster’s “Marriage: American Split,” a male couple smooches. Phillip Godenschwager’s works conform just as strictly to the view of Vermont as a leftwing Arcadia. Indeed, his board-and-foam cutout compositions highlight an anti-urban attitude, with skyscrapers encircling and grasping greedily at a green Eden of farms and villages in the shape of Vermont. But Godenschwager’s pieces, similar in style to Red Grooms’ pop-art constructions, are also howlingly funny — especially his freestanding “The Disneyfication of Vermont.” This relief map includes not mountain ranges and rivers but amusement-park attractions such as a tractor merry-go-round, a Champ roller coaster and a Shoot the Moose carny game. Visitors will delight in this playful exuberance, but “Disneyfication” isn’t positioned to best advantage. It’s tucked behind a display panel and beside a settee, when it deserves to be front and center in the airport’s sec-
ond-floor lounge. The deficient layout leaves other works in danger of going entirely unseen — be sure to look on both sides of each of those display panels. Its title notwithstanding, “The Art of Action” is quite sedate. Representationalism rules. In fact, Brewster is about the only painter here who can be said to have a freewheeling style. His swirling renderings of a McDonald’s tubular playland (which he likens to a cancerous colon) and a cabin battered by an ice storm stand out because of the break they make from the portrait and landscape traditions. Although these 10 artists were selected from an initial pool of 300, some are clearly more skillful than others. No one is better than Kathleen Kolb, for example, at capturing the slant of light and the fluff of snow. Kolb’s contributions to “The Art of Action” are exceptional not only for their virtuosity but for their subject matter. Her Vermont is predictably majestic, but — look! — she shows loggers and their apprentices chainsawing trees and a tractor-trailer backing into the loading dock of a wood-chip power plant. Kolb’s honest eye reveals the reality that postcard prettiness conceals: Vermonters need to pay mortgages and buy food. Gail Boyajian and Susan Abbott are gifted artists, as well. In equally deft treatments of similar themes, both artists combine idealized and dystopian images in single works. Using a palette like that of a 16th-century Flemish master, Boyajian paints a series of “capriccios” (imagined scenes) featuring ornithological portraits à la Audubon and glimpses of celebrated past Vermonters in seemingly idyllic settings. Wait, though … isn’t that a sewage pipe dripping into the stream where Calvin Coolidge is fishing? And Robert Frost had better rise from the stone wall where he’s seated, because a tornado is spinning his way: Something there is about climate change that doesn’t love a wall. Abbott has come up with a clever trope. She depicts aspects of Vermont — moun-
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ALCHEMY JEWELRY ARTS COLLECTIVE CELEBRATION: “Heart to Hand,” works by jewelry designers Connie Coleman, Timothy Grannis, MarieJosee Lamarche and Jane Frank; and “Windows and Doors: Watercolors by Katra Kinder.” Through December 23 at Alchemy Jewelry Arts Collective in Burlington. Info, 660-2032.
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ANNA BIRÓ: “Revision,” a textile installation by the Hungarian-born Montréal artist. Curated by Sumru Tekin. Through December 27 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Info, 863-3662. BEN SARLE: Large-scale photographs of DJs’ hands at their turntables. Through December 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.
CHRISTOPHER J. HARRINGTON: Selected paintings and drawings from the artist’s collection. Through February 28 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 999-8570. CHRISTOPHER LISLE: “The Mundane,” photographs inspired by the diversity of the Vermont landscape and preconceived notions of aesthetics. Through December 31 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Info, 272-6799.
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tains, fields, towns and roads — in individual series of four joined panels showing the progression of the seasons. A fifth, separated panel then presents an admonitory alternative for each subject: ski trails leading to deluxe A-frames; a concrete barrier in front of a corporate farm; the cracked parking lot of a Wal-Mart; and hay bales as decorative accessories to a condo cluster. Valerie Hird’s “Vermont Book of Hours” suite also chronicles the cycle of the year. Each of the 12 months is represented through a central scene, either indoors or outdoors, that’s sometimes accompanied by smaller related images. Watercolor, gouache and colored pencil are used in all of these identically sized (27-by19-inch) pieces, with an arc containing constellation figures affixed to the top of every panel. Despite their pietistic portrayals — cosseted elders, happy shoppers at a farmers market, a Rockwell-esque town meeting, etc. — these
paintings do have aesthetic appeal. Janet McKenzie’s portraits of black and Asian women will also reward viewers — as much through the artist’s technique as through her vision of a Vermont that’s no longer monochromatic. By applying oil paint thinly and surehandedly, McKenzie lets the weave of the canvas complement her purplish earth tones. It’s a proficient performance. Orton and the arts council are getting what they wanted from “The Art of Action.” The show is certain to spark conversations about Vermont’s future — and its visual arts — among all those who get to BTV to see it.
‘EGYPTOMANIA’: Art and artifacts resulting from the West’s fascination with all things Egyptian. In the Wilbur Room. Through December 18 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.
KAREN DAY-VATH: Recent bold abstract paintings from the St. Albans artist’s “Primary Colors” series, in the Chittenden Bank UVM branch. Through December 31 at Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 524-7154.
ESSEX ART LEAGUE GROUP SHOW: Original artworks by Lynn Powers, Joan Smith, Jackie Call and Pat Kennedy. Through December 31 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014. JUDITH REY & DENIS VERSWEYVELD: “Shelter : Dwelling : House : Home,” painting and sculptures, respectively, that explore the forms that shape our natural and built environment. Through January 31 at TruexCullins Architecture & Interior Design in Burlington. Info, 658-2775.
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KAREN M. GEIGER: “Everyday Myths,” mixed-media paintings that explore the fables created in daily life. Through December 20 at CCV Burlington Pearl Gallery. Info, 652-2081. MATT BROWN: “Simple Gifts: A Show for All Seasons,” wintry scenes from the featured artist, and other works in multiple media by 15 other regional artists. Through January 30 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848.
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‘napolÉon on the nile: SoldierS, artiStS and the rediScovery of egypt’: Thirty large, detailed, engraved illustrations from the 23-volume Description de l’Egypte, a study of ancient and modern egypt initiated under the reign of General napoléon Bonaparte, this exhibition explores nearly every aspect of the north African country and underscores the resulting passion in the west for all things egyptian. Also included are paintings and drawings influenced by the book’s publication, letters and documents from the time of napoléon’s contact with egypt, and other artifacts. Through December 18 at Fleming museum, UVm, in Burlington. info, 656-0750. ned caStle: “indigenous expressions,” black-andwhite photographs of regional native identities, defined from the perspective of the subjects, with archival pigments on fine-art paper. Through December 31 at eCho lake Aquarium and science Center/leahy Center for lake Champlain in Burlington. info, 864-1848. nicholaS heilig: “Animal Abstracts,” original ink drawings featuring a local animal in silhouette, composed of other subjects. Through January 1 at The Block Gallery in winooski. info, 373-5150. nicole Kircher: The newport artist shows her mixed-media works at this brand-new jewelry store. Through December 31 at Vintage Jewelers in Burlington. info, 862-2233. rachel eby: Twenty-five quilt hangings representing the many created by this resident over 50 years. Through December 31 at wake Robin Retirement Community in shelburne. info, 264-3341. raychel Severance: “you Rascal, you,” photographs celebrating exuberant youth. Through December 12 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. info, 865-7166. Sheila poettgen: mixed-media work and original, limited-edition prints by the Burlington artist. Through January 3 at The skinny pancake in Burlington. info, 922-3381.
‘the art of action: artiStS’ choice tour’: select works by Vermont artists who variously address the state’s future in a project funded by lyman orton. Through January 15 at Burlington Airport in south Burlington. info, jzwick@ vermontartscouncil.org.
toM o’brien: “sic Transit Gloria mundi: The Vanitas landscape,” oil paintings of worlds viewed through windows. Through December 20 at CCV Burlington Cherry pit Gallery. info, 652-2081.
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Winter MeMberS’ exhibit: A variety of artworks in multiple media by local artists. Through December 31 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Reception: Friday, December 11, 5-8 p.m. info, 775-0356.
fran bull: The artist talks about her work in the current exhibit during a lunchtime gallery talk. Thursday, December 10, noon - 1:30 p.m., Carving studio and sculpture Center, west Rutland.
‘the loSt fleet’: Film in conjunction with current exhibit, “napolèon on the nile.” sunday, December 13, 3-4:30 p.m., Fleming museum, UVm, Burlington. info, 656-0750.
MiStletoe art fair: members of the essex Art league offer their work for holiday gifts at this fair over three weekends. Friday, December 11, 5-8 p.m.; saturday and sunday, December 12 and 13, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., essex shoppes & Cinema, essex Junction. info, 862-3014.
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pine Street artS diStrict holiday open Studio & Sale: sixteen businesses and artists’ studios along pine and st. paul streets, and between maple and howard, welcome holiday shoppers for this two-day event. Friday, December 11, 3-8 p.m.; saturday, December 12, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Burlington. ‘the Shoe ShoW’: invited artists share their renderings of footwear in multiple media and guises. This is the final event of the five-year anniversary of the gallery and coincides with the Downtown Bristol Chocolate walk. Friday, December 11,
affordable art ShoW: local artists show pieces suitable for thrifty gift givers. December 11 through 19 at The Art house in middlebury. Reception: Friday, December 11, 5-7 p.m. info, 458-0464. Jennifer Wagner & Jennifer ranZ: seaglass and sterling jewelry, and ceramic teapots, vases and more, respectively. Through December 31 at Art on main in Bristol. Reception: Friday, December 11, 5-7 p.m. info, 453-4032. thea StorZ & Kirby quilterS retroSpective: storz shows “The Great Kirby Documentary Quilt,” featuring most of the town’s 500 residents, along with other quilts and photos; other members of the community quilting group show individual quilts and group projects. Through December 31 at Catamount Arts Center
art reSource aSSociation annual ShoW: works in multiple media by members of this central Vermont organization. Through December 20 at T.w. wood Gallery in montpelier. info, 828-8754. arthur Zorn: “improving Visions ii,” new abstract impressionist works. Through December 16 at The skinny pancake in montpelier. info, 262-2253. artiSanS’ holiday baZaar: The seventh annual exhibition and sale offers affordable gifts in pottery, weaving, glasswork, jewelry, prints, gourmet food and much more. Through December 21 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. info, 728-9878. ‘celebrate!’: A holiday art show featuring works in various media by local artists and artisans, including hundreds of affordable handmade items. Through December 31 at studio place Arts in Barre. info, 479-7069. group Sculpture ShoW: leila Bandar, Kat Clear, Chris Curtis, David Tanych and Denis Versweyveld show works in stone, steel, wood and other media in this biennial installation. Through may 1 at Vermont Arts Council sculpture Garden in montpelier. info, 828-3292. Ken Morgan: “something old/something new,” works inspired by travels with the artist’s family acrobatic act. Through January 8 at Feick Fine Arts Center, Green mountain College, in poultney. info, 287-8926. linda Wooliever: “silk musings,” oil paintings on silk. Through December 31 at The shoe horn in
dina SeneSac, KiM Fleeced Lined Sweaters Jordan, JoSh May & rachael daley: Visual Hats & Gloves artists showing works in Tapestries & Handicrafts acrylic, papier-mâché, textile Across from IHOP, University Mall paintings and photography team up with poets for this third annual exhibit and readings event. Artwork can 16t-greatnorthernwoolen120909.indd 1 12/7/09 6:45:24 PM be viewed by appointment after the reception. December 12 through January 1 at Rose street Artists’ Co-op in Burlington. Reception: saturday, December 12, 6-10 p.m. info, dsenesac88@ gmail.com. ‘Wild people, Wild placeS: Winter’: photographs of outdoor adventures and nature in the snowy season by married photographers Brian mohr and emily Johnson. December 12 through January 6 at Artisans’ Gallery in waitsfield. Reception: saturday, December 12, 4-6 p.m. info, 496-5434.
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montpelier. info, 223-5454. ‘Modern treaSureS for the holidayS’: select works by Varujan Boghosian, lizi Boyd, leslie Fry, pat Dipaula Klein, Abby Rieser, Charles spurrier, Charles shackleton, miranda Thomas, holly walker and Bhakti Ziek. Through January 31 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. info, 767-9670. print holiday ShoW: etching, woodcut, solarplate and monotype are among the techniques used in prints by members of the studio in this annual exhibit and sale. Through December 31 at Two Rivers printmaking studio in white River Junction. info, 295-5901. robyn peirce & Jennifer palKoWSKi: “menagerie,” a collection of live, wild mixed-media paintings and drawings by the local “antiheroes.” Through December 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in montpelier. info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Sara Wight & JaMeS M. patterSon: “winter’s Depths: Two perspectives,” photographs taken in new england that focus on the cold season from complementary points of view. Through December 29 at phoTosTop Gallery in white River Junction. info, 698-0320. Strafford artWorKS: “new works, new Calendar,” paintings, prints, photographs and sculpture by a dozen local artists who share ideas and exhibits. Through January 9 at Tunbridge public library. info, 889-9404. ChAmplAin VAlley ART shows
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‘a partridge in a pear tree’: A holiday group show featuring works in various media by 15 artists. Through December 31 at The lazy pear Gallery in montpelier. info, 223-7680.
claude lehMan pottery holiday Studio Sale: Unique wheel-thrown pieces, functional ware and raku ceramics are available during this annual open studio. saturday and sunday, December 12 and 13, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m., Claude lehman, Burlington. info, 658-1077.
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valerie hird: “The maiden Voyages project: The Diaries of Five women,” the translation from text to images of four women from the middle east and the Vermont-based artist, making the lives of real women of varying cultures and backgrounds accessible. Through January 2 at Amy e. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington. info, 652-4500.
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‘the Word ShoW’: works from Vermont artists Axel stohlberg, Roger Coleman, winnie looby, sharon webster, Aluan Arguelles, Jon michael Turner, Drew Cameon, pK ellis and maggie standley, who combine text with images in a variety of media, including painting, sculpture, assemblage, print, collage and more. Through January 3 at Flynndog in Burlington. info, 363-4746.
red Square: Busy downtown Burlington establishment seeks artists for monthlong exhibits. All media considered. please email creativegeniuses@burlington telecom.net.
5-8 p.m., walkover Gallery & listening Room, Bristol. info, 453-3188.
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‘SMall WorKS’: A group show of pieces in various media submitted to a call to local artists for works under 12 inches in size. Through January 30 at soda plant Artist Cooperative environment in Burlington. info, 578-2512.
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‘Medicine & Mortality’: linda e. Jones, sasanqua link and nathaniel price contribute works in multiple media that focus on the tools, procedures and detritus of medical interventions on the body. Through December 12 at Firehouse Gallery in Burlington. info, 865-7165.
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royce DenDler: “Ozone Replenishment,” new work in a variety of media, including collage, fabricated metal, melted plastic and digital imagery. Through January 12 at Terasem Movement Foundation Office & Galleria in Bristol. Info, 453-7005.
‘evolving PatternS: in honor of Darwin’S 200th BirthDay’: Paintings, drawings and photographs by local artists, focusing on small, affordable works for the holidays. Through December 23 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. Info, 388-1436.
SilkScreen PrintS: Students in Hedya Klein’s fall printmaking course show their works. Through December 12 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-3168.
fran Bull: “In Flanders Fields,” an installation of sculpture and etchings in nine parts that explores the commonalities and differences in past and present human conflicts. Through March 28 at Carving Studio and Sculpture Center in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097.
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DeBorah SharPe-lunSteaD: “A Year in Vermont,” an exhibit of pulp paintings depicting the natural world of the Green Mountain State as well as Italy, Burma and Sri Lanka. Through December 19 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464.
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BarBara Pearlman: Sculptural works in mixed media. Through January 3 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0125.
‘PrintS anD PrejuDice: wooDcutS anD artifactS of the american civil war’: Art and material culture featuring 70 original woodcuts from Harper’s Weekly and Frank Leslie’s Illustrated Newspaper reveal the excitement and the sacrifices of the war. Through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.
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Small workS holiDay Show: A group of local artists offer a multitude of artful gifts in many media and styles and affordable prices. Through December 26 at Studio V in Vergennes. Info, 877-6524.
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‘The ArT of DevoTion’: Panel paintings and sculptures from 15th-century Renaissance Italy compiled from 10 different collections address themes such as artistic training and technique, patronage, function, and conservation. Through December 13 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. vermonT Ski PoSTerS: A collection of Nicholas Heilig’s posters illustrated in the style of vintage European posters from the early 1920s through 1950. December 11 through January 11 at The Alpine Shop in Middlebury. Info, 388-7951.
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‘Women To WATch 2010: conTemPorAry figurATive PAinTing’: In this touring exhibit sponsored by the Vermont Committee of the National Museum of Women in the Arts, curator Idoline Duke presents paintings by Vermont artists Susan Abbott, Carrie Gelfan, Kate Longmaid, 11/20/09 11:32:37 AM Aline Ordman and Adelaide Tyrol. Through December 31 at Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College. Info, 468-1266.
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‘Buy ArT AT TArT’: Recent works by Heidi Lague, Bethany Farrell, Leah Van Rees, Jason Guild and Pat Murphy in a new gallery space. Through February 27 at The TART Gallery in Montgomery Center. Info, heidi.lague@gmail.com.
DecemBer feATureD ArTiSTS: Paintings and drawings by Harald Aksdal, photographs by Lenny Christopher, paintings by Nancy Hayden, and folk art by Lorraine Pike. Through December 31 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403. eAST johnSon Plein Air cluB: Recent landscapes by 10 members, in the Buttertub Lounge. Through January 1 at Topnotch Resort & Spa in Stowe. Info, 253-8585. jAneT vAn fleeT: Paintings and mixed-media works by the Vermont artist. Through January 19 at Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053.
memBerS ArT ShoW AnD feSTivAl of TreeS & lighT: Works in various media, and Vermont evergreens decorated by locals, along with a menorah display to celebrate the holidays. Through January 3 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358.
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michAel STrAuSS: Watercolor and oil landscape paintings by the Burlington artist, who is influenced by California colorists and Canadian impressionists. Through January 17 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Info, 899-3211.
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PeTer miller: Landscape works by the Vermont painter in the newly opened gallery, which also features furniture by woodworking students and professionals, and works by local fine artists. Through January 9 at Wharfin Gallery at Vermont
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SArAh norSWorThy: Multilayered, multimedia paintings grounded in place and narrative in the artist’s personal life. Through January 1 at Winding Brook Bistro in Johnson. Info, 635-9950. ST. AlBAnS grouP ShoW: Photography by Chris Hungerford and Robert Chaperon Jr., watercolors by Paule Gingras and Beth Maginn, mixed-media acrylic paintings by Meta Strick, and other works. Through February 6 at Staart Gallery in St. Albans. Info, 524-5700.
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ceijA STojkA: “A Holocaust Survivor’s ‘Thank You’ to America,” a traveling exhibition of paintings by the Austrian Gypsy artist, singer and writer. Through January 3 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.
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‘Evolving Patterns’
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view through December 23 at the Jackson Gallery at Middlebury’s Town Hall Theatre, the aptly named exhibit includes oil and watercolor paintings, photographs, prints and collages from 22 local artists. It was economist E.F. Schumacher, not the naturalist Darwin, who told us “small is beautiful,” but the curators of “Evolving Patterns” apparently agree: The works in the show are small and affordable (hint, hint). Call it survival of the wallet.
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‘moDern AnD conTemPorAry ArT AT DArTmouTh’: Highlights from the college’s collection over the past 50 years, including post-1945 painting and sculpture. Through March 15 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. ‘The ArT of SoniA lAnDy SheriDAn’: More than 80 works by the pioneering artist known for her experiments with emerging forms of imaging technology of the late 20th century. Through January 3 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m
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’ve seen movies targeted at 12-year-old boys, at young couples, at horny teenagers — at virtually any demographic you care to name. But I can’t recall before now coming across a film designed to tug at the heartstrings of the very specific audience for which Everybody’s Fine is intended: adults who haven’t quite come to terms with the fact that their children have themselves become adults. The extent to which writer-director Kirk Jones’ riff on Giuseppe Tornatore’s 1990 weepie Stanno Tutti Bene will appeal to you is in direct proportion to the years you’ve clocked as a parent. The young and old, I suspect, will find it of limited interest. A large number in between will find themselves blubbering into their Orville Redenbacher. Robert De Niro turns in a nicely restrained performance as sixtysomething widower Frank Goode. I can’t think of a role in which the actor’s trademarks are less in evidence. Frank is retired from a job in which he breathed toxic fumes every day making PVC coating for telephone cables. Because of a lung condition, his doctor has put him on daily meds and strongly advised against traveling, especially by plane. This proves a prob-
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lem when his kids call shot whose home at the last minute to life is not as picture perfect as she’s porsay they can’t make it to the family reunion trayed it. Drew Barrymore is a Vegas danche’s planned. er with secrets she Determined to reconnect with his fardoesn’t realize Frank detects. Sam Rockflung brood, Frank decides to pack a bag and well has perhaps the most touching and pay them surprise visits, crisscrossing the in-depth interaction. Frank arrives becountry by train and bus. More often than lieving his son is the not, however, he’s the conductor of a Denver symphony orone confronted by the unexpected. On his chestra, only to find him in the back row journey of discovery, what Frank discovers banging the bass drum. Seeing this is that none of his kids as a sign of failure, have been completely PERSONAL BAGGAGE De Niro plays a Frank offers generic honest with him about widower who finds that past mistakes complicate reconnection with his children. encouragement. It’s their lives. symptomatic of his One’s an artist own failure as a fawho’s MIA in Mexither that he doesn’t co. The three siblings really hear his son know he’s in trouble but have hidden that fact from their father. when Rockwell explains that he’s fine with Kate Beckinsale is a Chicago advertising hot- his life, happy to see the world and get paid
good money for such a low-stress gig. The father’s problem is that he’s playing catch-up. When his kids were young, he pushed a little too hard and wound up pushing them away. His wife was the one they went to and who guided them into adulthood. Consequently, they’re still children in his eyes — often literally so, with the help of a device Jones employs throughout the picture. Frank will be speaking to one of these grownup people wrestling with grownup issues, and, suddenly, through their old man’s eyes, we see them as he remembers them at 7 or 8. Sure, it’s a sappy, sentimental ploy. That doesn’t mean it’s not an emotionally powerful one. Whatever sort of parent you’ve been, you’re likely to relate to its bittersweetness. Don’t be fooled by the movie’s poster: Everybody’s Fine isn’t a holiday film. It’s not a particularly uplifting one, either. On the contrary, it’s a study in familial disconnection that’s smartly observed, well acted and poignantly on the money. Frank churned out a million miles of telephone cable in his career. The irony is that his life is one big communication breakdown. RICK KISONAK
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made the mistake of renting Susanne Bier’s acclaimed Danish film Brødre right before watching its American remake. Taken by itself, the new Brothers is just a well-worn, well-intentioned melodrama about what war does to soldiers. Juxtaposed with its inspiration, however, it’s a study in what Hollywood casting and screenwriting can do to rough, powerful material. Writer David Benioff (Troy, X-Men Origins: Wolverine) has stayed fairly close to Bier’s story about a soldier (here, Tobey Maguire) who’s presumed dead when his chopper goes down in Afghanistan. His grieving wife (Natalie Portman) finds herself taking comfort in the friendship of his younger brother (Jake Gyllenhaal), the family’s black sheep, who just finished a stint in the joint. When her husband comes home after all, bearing terrible memories, tensions mount. Are his wife and kid brother just friends? he wonders. Benioff and director Jim Sheridan have made the married couple younger than in Bier’s film — in keeping, they’ve said in the press, with the average age of Marines in Afghanistan. Here’s the thing, though: Watching Portman, Maguire and Gyllenhaal enact this drama after the original Danish players is like seeing an earnest high school theater production of East of Eden after the James Dean movie. They’re not awful, but they’re not memorable.
Making the soldier protagonist a youngish Marine instead of a seasoned lifer changes the story, too, robbing it of its most chilling moments. In Brødre, the “good” brother is played by slow-burn specialist Ulrich Thomsen, who has the stable, soft-spoken demeanor of a good dad. When he promises a young private they’ll escape a dangerous situation alive, he’s so reassuring that even the audience believes him. Then, in seconds, those promises get shot to hell. When Thomsen returns home, we understand why he’s awkward with his two young daughters. He knows a dad’s job is to say everything’s OK, and he can no longer do it. The remake omits the scenes where the soldier brother takes a paternal approach to his men. While Maguire has convincingly haunted eyes, he’s not much different from the volatile returned warriors we’ve seen in countless movies. Gyllenhaal and Portman remain stock figures, too. He doesn’t suggest the contained violence of someone who went to jail for a brutal assault, while she seems to think rapid blinking conveys anguish. Few sparks fly between these sad sacks, making Maguire’s eventual accusations of hankypanky seem absurd. The filmmakers have transported the story from suburban Europe to the so-called “heartland” (Minnesota), with twangy music on the soundtrack to signal down-home values. And Benioff has made sure its themes are
POST-DRAMATIC STRESS SYNDROME Portman plays a midwestern war widow who appears to employ a good personal stylist in Sheridan’s remake.
spelled out by adding some insultingly obvious dialogue. “It’s not just military families,” says the brothers’ ma (Mare Winningham), just so we know the film acknowledges the recession. “There’s lots of folks under pressure these days.” Finally, it may seem like a small thing (or two), but Brothers is a case study in why directors should resist the temptation to cast “Hollywood cute” children instead of natural-acting kids. Sure, lisping, apple-cheeked
tykes generally don’t have big enough parts to ruin a film. But in this one, it’s painfully obvious little Bailee Madison can’t carry her key role as the couple’s older daughter, which requires her to act very uncute indeed. Comparisons are odious, yes. But the DVD of Bier’s version is easily available. If the story interests you, and you’re not allergic to subtitles, I suggest renting it and giving this star-studded Lifetime flick a pass. MARGOT HARRISON
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PLANET 51HH Jorge Blanco makes his directorial debut with this computer-generated comedy about an “alien invasion,” told from the vantage point of the aliens whose planet is visited unexpectedly by an astronaut from Earth. Featuring the voices of Dwayne Johnson, Jessica Biel, Justin Long and John Cleese. (90 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) A SERIOUS MANHHHH1/2 The latest from the Coen brothers is a dark comedy in which a Midwestern physics professor struggles to make sense of the universe and his life, which is rapidly unraveling. Starring Michael Stuhlbarg, Fred Melamed and Sari Lennick. (105 min, R. Roxy) THE TWILIGHT SAGA: NEW MOONHH1/2 Chris (The Golden Compass) Weitz directs this latest installment in the supernatural series, in which a heartbroken high school senior involved with vampires encounters a whole new set of problems when a pack of otherworldly wolves enters her life. Kristen Stewart, Robert Pattinson and Taylor Lautner star. (130 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)
The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day THE BLIND SIDEHH1/2 Sandra Bullock stars in the true story of a well-to-do white family that takes in a black youth from a broken home and helps him fulfill his dream of playing All-American football. With Quinton Aaron, Kathy Bates and Tim McGraw. Written and directed by John Lee Hancock (The Rookie). (126 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden)
FANTASTIC MR. FOXHHHH Wes Anderson goes stop-motion in this animated adaptation of Roald Dahl’s 1970 children’s book about a family of foxes whose patriarch’s antics make it the target of human predators. Featuring voice work by George Clooney, Meryl Streep, Bill Murray, Owen Wilson and Michael Gambon. (88 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)
BROTHERSHH1/2 From My Left Foot director Jim Sheridan comes this drama concerning the unexpected repercussions of a young Marine’s decision to leave his wife and daughters in the care of his ex-con younger brother while he’s on a tour of duty in Afghanistan. Starring Tobey Maguire, Jake Gyllenhaal and Natalie Portman. (104 min, R. Palace)
THE MEN WHO STARE AT GOATSHH1/2 Grant Heslov brings us this big-screen adaptation of Jon Ronson’s nonfiction account of psychic military regiments deployed during the Iraq War. With George Clooney, Jeff Bridges, Ewan McGregor and Kevin Spacey. (93 min, R. Big Picture, Roxy)
DISNEY’S A CHRISTMAS CAROLHHH Robert Zemeckis directs this animated update of the Dickens classic. The voice cast includes Jim Carrey, Gary Oldman and Colin Firth. (96 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)
EVERYBODY’S FINEHHH Robert De Niro leads an ensemble cast in Kirk Jones’ remake of the Italian weepie Stanno Tutti Bene, in which a widower hits the road in the hope of reconnecting with his grown children. Also featuring Drew Barrymore, Kate Beckinsale and Sam Rockwell. (100 min, PG-13. Capitol, Majestic, Palace)
OLD DOGSH Walt (Wild Hogs) Becker directs this Disneyfied variation on Three Men and a Baby in which two middle-aged, unattached friends unexpectedly find themselves responsible for the care of 6-year-old twins. Starring John Travolta and Robin Williams. (88 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Welden) PIRATE RADIOHHH Philip Seymour Hoffman stars in this fact-based comedy about a group of DJs who defied the British government in the ’60s by broadcasting rock music from a ship in the middle of the northern Atlantic. Costarring Bill Nighy and Rhys Ifans. Directed by Richard Curtis. (135 min, R. Palace, Savoy)
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JULIE & JULIAHHH Meryl Streep and Amy Adams are paired in writer-director Nora Ephron’s fact-based comedy about foodie doyenne Julia Child and the New York office temp who decides to prepare all her classic recipes and blog the results. With Chris Messina and Stanley Tucci. (123 min, PG-13) PUBLIC ENEMIESHH1/2 Michael Mann’s latest recreates the deadly game of cat and mouse played in the ’30s by gangster John Dillinger and G-man Melvin Purvis. Starring Johnny Depp, Christian Bale, and Marion Cotillard. (143 min, R)
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NINJA ASSASSINH1/2 Sho Kosugi, Rain and Naomie Harris are featured in this blood-spattered saga of a one-time killer who embarks on a quest for revenge on the shadowy criminal clan that abducted him as a child. Directed by James (V for Vendetta) McTeigue. (99 min, R. Majestic, Palace)
WHERE THE WILD THINGS AREHHHH Spike Jonze directs this adaptation of the beloved Maurice Sendak classic about a little boy who comes to rule a kingdom of furry, unpredictable creatures. Cowritten by Jonze and Dave Eggers. Featuring Max Records, Catherine Keener, James Gandolfini and Paul Dano. (94 min, PG. Majestic; ends 12/10)
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wednesday 9 — thursday 10 2012 1, 4:30, 8:15. Disney’s A christmas carol (3-D) 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Fantastic mr. Fox 12:10, 2:10, 4:10, 6:10, 8:10, 10. The twilight Saga: New moon 12, 1, 2:35, 3:45, 5:10, 6:45, 7:45, 9:30, 10:15. old Dogs 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Planet 51 12, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. The Blind Side 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:45. friday 11 — thursday 17 *Larger Than Life ... in 3D: Dave matthews Band 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. *The Boondock Saints II: All Saints Day 6:30, 9. *The Princess and the Frog 11:30 a.m., 1:35, 3:40, 5:45, 8, 10. 2012 1:45, 6:50, 9:55. Disney’s A christmas carol (3-D) 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Fantastic mr. Fox 12:10, 2:10, 4:10. The twilight Saga: New moon 1, 3:45, 6:45, 9:30. old Dogs 12:30, 2:45, 5, 7:15, 9:30. Planet 51 11:45 a.m., 4:50. The Blind Side 1:15, 4:15, 7, 9:45.
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9:10. An Education 1:05, 3:05, 5:05, 7:15, 9:15. The Blind Side 1:20, 3:50, 6:45, 9:20. Fantastic mr. Fox 1:10, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:25. A Serious man 1:25 (except Sun), 7:10 (except Thu). The men Who Stare at Goats 3:40, 9:30. ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar, this issue.
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wednesday 9 — thursday 10 ***Glenn Beck’s christmas Sweater: A Return to Redemption Encore 8 (Thu). Brothers 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:30, 4, 6:30, 9:15. Everybody’s Fine 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:25, 3:45, 6:55, 9:25. 2012 1:10, 4:35, 8. Fantastic mr. Fox 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:10, 9:20. Ninja Assassin 3:55, 9:35. old Dogs 12:50, 2:50, 5, 7:05, 9:10. Pirate Radio 1, 6:35. Planet 51 12:45, 2:45, 4:55, 7 & 9:05 (Wed only). The Blind Side 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. The twilight Saga: New moon 1:15, 4:05, 6:50, 9:30. friday 11 — thursday 17 ***Inside Doctors Without Borders 7:30 (Mon). ***Rifftrax Live: christmas Shorts-stravaganza 8 (Wed) & encore presentation 8 (Thu). ***Self Helpless 8:30 (Wed). *Invictus 12:50, 3:45, 6:40, 9:30. *The Princess and the Frog 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:30, 2:35, 4:45, 6:55, 9:05. Disney’s A christmas carol 1:10, 6:20 (except Wed). Brothers 1:20, 4, 6:30, 9:15. Everybody’s Fine 1:15, 3:35, 6:50, 9:20. Fantastic mr. Fox 12:40, 2:45, 4:55, 7:05 & 9:10 (except Mon). old Dogs 6:25 (except Thu), 8:30 (except Wed & Thu). Pirate Radio 3:30, 8:35 (except Wed). Planet 51 1:30, 3:40. The Blind Side 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:05, 3:50, 6:35, 9:20. The twilight Saga: New moon 1, 3:55, 6:45, 9:25. ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar, this issue. (For local film Self Helpless, see State of the Arts.)
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The Illinois Attorney Registration & Disciplinary Commission announced it’s considering sanctions against Chicago immigration attorney Samir Chowhan for telling a woman seeking employment at his firm that sex was a job requirement. The Chicago Tribune said the woman complained to the commission that after she responded to Chowan’s ad on Craigslist seeking an “energetic woman” for “general secretarial work, some paralegal work and additional duties for two lawyers,” Chowhan replied by email that “in addition to the legal work, you would be required to have sexual interaction with me and my partner, sometimes together sometimes separate.” Chowhan added that previous women filling the position “have not been able to handle the sexual aspect of the job later. We have to be sure you’re comfortable with that aspect, because I don’t want you to do anything that you’re not comfortable with. So since that time, we’ve decided that as part of the interview process you’ll be required to perform for us
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After last year’s chocolate sale failed to raise enough money, a parent advisory council at Rosewood Middle School in Goldsboro, N.C., came up with a plan to sell test scores. According to Raleigh’s News and Observer, students can buy 20 test points for $20 and add 10 extra points to any two tests of their choice. Although the extra points could change a B to an A or from a failing grade to a passing grade on the two tests, principal Susie Shepherd insisted that they wouldn’t amount to enough to change a student’s overall grades. The 2002 Municipal Rehabilitation and Economic Recovery Act that put Camden, N.J., under state control set aside $175 million for dozens of city projects that officials promised would create jobs and lift Camden out of poverty. Instead, the Philadelphia Inquirer reported, most of the bailout money, $99 million, went to universities, hospitals and government agencies and tourist attractions — including $25 million to expand the aquarium to include hippopotamuses and sharks. Noting the money turned out to have no effect on Camden’s median income, which remains the lowest of any medium-sized American city, the Inquirer observed, “Thanks to $25 million in recovery money, America’s poorest city now has hippos.”
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Nearly half of regular Internet users in the United States said they’re willing to read news online, including on mobile devices. The survey, commissioned by Boston Consulting, found that the 48 percent who said they would pay for online news indicated the average amount they would pay is $3 a month. Although both figures were lower than those surveyed in other Western countries, Americans were much more likely than the others to pay for admission to sites that offered Internet access to multiple papers. A meeting of magazine salesmen at a motel in Tacoma, Wash., ended when two men announced they wanted to quit their jobs, only to be beaten with baseball bats and golf clubs. Police arrested the remaining six salesmen in an SUV just blocks away after discovering one was armed with brass knuckles and a gun. KOMO-TV reported the doorto-door subscription operation, called Fresh Start Opportunities, was a scam in which young men claiming to make a fresh start in life take donations ranging from $50 to $800 without delivering the magazines.
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fate just doesn’t have the same control over your life as it used to. More than ever before, you’re making decisions based on what’s really good for you rather than on your unconscious compulsions.
geMiNi (May 21-June 20): i trust you’ve
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leo (July 23-aug. 22): i bet your relationship life will be a source of revolutionary teachings in 2010. adventures in intimacy and partnership will draw you into some highly educational fun and games. you will be invited to dramatically expand your understanding of the nature of commitment. you will also be asked to dig deeper to discover your real desires, which up until now have been partially camouflaged by more superficial longings that were grafted onto you during the darker days of adolescence. How should you prepare for the interesting tests of the next 12 months? How can you get yourself in shape to earn the demanding gifts that will be within reach? now is an excellent time to start thinking about those questions.
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aQUariUs (Jan. 20-feb. 18): in 2009, the cosmic powers-that-be have been conspiring to get you to expand your self-image and enlarge your understanding of your place in the world. so i trust that in these last 12 months you have started a business or organized a support group or reinvented your physical appearance or begun your masterpiece — or done something to initiate a new phase in your long-term cycle. if for some reason you’ve been remiss about doing this work, i suggest you scramble to make up for lost time. and if you have been taking advantage of the abundant cosmic help, it’ll soon be time to move on to phase two: consolidation. PisCes (feb. 19-March 20): to prepare for his turn to hit, a Major league baseball player slips a doughnut-shaped piece of metal over the top of his bat, making it a few pounds heavier than it normally is. He then takes a number of practice swings. The theory is that when he removes the doughnut and strides up to home plate to actually hit against a pitcher who’s throwing the ball at 90 miles per hour, the bat will feel lighter and he’ll be able to swing faster. as you prepare for your own equivalent of going up to bat, Pisces, i urge you to use this as your operative metaphor.
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Virgo (aug. 23-sept. 22): whenever the tide goes out, the creek i live next to loses a lot of its water to the bay. it becomes a narrow trickle surrounded by stretches of mud. from a distance the mud looks like a wet, black desert, but if you get up close you’ll see it’s covered with tiny furrows, pits and bulges. This is evidence that many small creatures live there, although only the hungry ducks and egrets know exactly where to look to find them. be like those birds, Virgo. as you survey your version of the mud flat, ignore anyone who tells you that it’s barren. go searching for the rich pickings.
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you doing with your yearlong resurrection project, Cancerian? Have you been taking care of the finishing touches these past few weeks? if not, do so soon. it’s high time for you to officially and definitively rise from the dead. your wandering in the underworld is at an end. your mourning for broken dreams should be complete. in January, the age of exploration will begin; make sure your reborn spunk is ready for action by then.
the work is to prepare for a good accident,” said filmmaker sidney lumet. He was talking about the craft of creating movies, but he could have also been advising you on how to make the most of the coming week. your task, as i see it, is to set in order every16t-jkJewelers.indd thing that can be set in order. get very organized. Make sure you’re well-rehearsed. be warmed up and highly alert. That way you’ll be ready to respond with graceful intensity when serendipitous opportunities arise within the framework you’ve put in place.
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one of the most rewarding of emotions,” writes Theodore Dalrymple, “as well as one that automatically gives meaning to life . . . There is nothing like irritation to get the juices circulating and the mind working.” of all the ideas that have made me irritable and indignant in recent weeks, this one steams me the most. i disagree so completely that i am practically beside myself with paralyzing rage. and as i plunge my attention further and further into his ridiculous proposal, i feel the tension coursing through my body. i sense my mind becoming swampy, my perceptions distorted. There’s a good chance that i am inducing in myself a state of stressed-out stupidity. Please don’t follow my example, aries. it’s possible that sour fury could be useful to you at other times, but right now you should avoid it. if you want your intelligence to work at peak efficiency in the coming days, you’ll need long stretches of tender, lucid calm.
traveled all over creation in 2009 — or have at least exposed yourself to a wide range of novel sights and sounds near your home turf. i pray that you’ve escaped one shrunken niche, two narrow perspectives and three low expectations. i’m also hoping that in these last 12 months, you have regularly sought out pleasant jolts and breathtaking vistas that have inspired you to see the big picture of your unfolding destiny. if you haven’t been doing these things with the eager abandon you should have, please take the next flight to the other side of the world. eat unfamiliar food, meet people who are very different from you, listen to strange music, climb a mountain, and get your mind blown.
that all the world’s a stage. you’ve found roles that have been fun to play, and you’ve expressed yourself with the nuanced zeal of a skilled actor in an elaborate theatrical production. i have very much enjoyed seeing you reveal the full range of your inner riches. if i were going to award oscars to the astrological signs, you libras would get the prize for “best Performance of one’s true self.”
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Outdoorsy Guy Looking for Companionship I’m a guy looking for guys around my age (45) who can keep up w/ me when bicycling, running, kayaking, etc. NOT your typical GM - I hate shopping & decorating! More turned on by an auto parts store, an REI catalog, or a 35-mile ride. Prefer to share a homecooked meal rather than hit a noisy bar. shavedheadvt, 45, l, #115985
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nature loving, community, enjoying being Reintegrating from solitary backwoods lifestyle. Grateful for community, conscious communication, yoga, meditation & silence. Love to recreate in natural world and to create through words, crafts & music. Life is richer when joy is shared. Open to who is light: climbs trees, laughs and yet responds to gravity as well. Honest with oneself & nourished through wholesome living. shalohm, 34, u, l, #116108
Horse Whispering Wild Woman Let’s just start with: I’m much cooler in person. I’m a little weird, outspoken, honest & a tad bit intense. I love my animals, my family & my friends above all else. I’ve lived in Vermont my entire life & wouldn’t trade the trees for anything. Shopping centers make me anxious. There’s much more to me, but I’m outta words. MadamStripes, 19, l, #112535
kick start I’m motivated & and work hard; I’m a mechanical engineer & run my own business. I love to joke & laugh. I don’t take life seriously unless I have to. I’m a sensual person. I’m active & fit. I have the ability to make people feel comfortable & enjoy stimulating conversation. bikingmichael, 32, l, #105392
easygoing person. I love being outdoors especially in the summers. My friends & family are a big part of my life. Drop me a line & maybe we’ll hit it off. iamthewalrus2142, 21, #116053
smooth & well hung, and prefer my partners to also be in shape, somewhat dominant. Like a certain amount of kink, but given the choice between some action & none, I know what I’ll choose. shavedheadvt01, 45, l, #115998
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tired of whipping it alone Yes, I’m sexually frustrated & in need of a little fun, intimacy & good sex! Would prefer a woman who’s into friendship & a bit more... VT72, 35, #115162
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M/s couple seeks princess Master and I are looking for a D/D free, fit, smart, funny, energetic, daring, sexy woman, age 21-35, for play, maybe more. We enjoy going to the movies, out for drinks & dinner, taking long walks, and photography. He is sadistic, I am a pain slut ... wanna play? angel_girl, 29, l, #116126 LOOKING FOR PLEASURE, NEED RELEASE Need to escape from the usual scene. Would like to find a quiet place & have the best time I ever had, a beautiful man, and a good feeling. Clean & sociable; I’m looking to please. sunny86, 41, #116118
Sex Goddess Dark-haired, dark-eyed, curvy goddess seeks lovers: tall, large, sane, handsome, fun men, 30-45 preferred. In LTR, but he is willing to share. Like to please, love to be worshipped. sexgoddess, 38, l, #114852 Horny lady seeking sexual adventures 40 y.o. F in a completely nonsexual marriage. I have not felt sexually satisfied in many years & have not been able to unleash my passion unto a deserving partner. I am ready to meet someone for a discreet NSA relationship. I am D/D free, looking for same. Age & looks not too important, just a simple desire to please & be pleased. Your place only. sex_starved, 40, #114629 Steamy Summer Fun Looking for a sexy, confident, fit male who can satisfy my cravings for hot, steamy, summer fun. Let’s make it
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Bi-sub seeks friends & fun I am interested in meeting new people who share my interests. I am looking for friends & maybe that right person... susanlumier, 40, #116041 Polyamorous, Loving, Sensual, Dominant Embrace joygasms, avid sensuality & intense libido. Want to be a pile of girls on the bed, giggling & happy & snuggling. Bi, love to spank & enjoy beautiful women. Very present & intense. Love dancing, singing & all sorts of spiritual pursuits including sacred sexuality. Love kissing & laughing, love to walk in all weather. Kind, poly-experienced. MsSweetness, 45, l, #116040
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Spontaneous/Adventurous Professional PF w/ a great sense of humor. 1x1c-mediaimpact030409.indd 1 3/2/09 3:38:22 PM Married but just coexist. Looking for the physical attention I deserve w/ NSA. Want to change to a more spontaneous life instead of having “everything” so predictable. Discretion a must. kindergal, 49, #115984 Looking for a playmate In a nutshell: I’m bi, currently in a polyamorous relationship & looking to find a playmate for sexy slumber parties. bcakes, 28, l, #115544
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a regular occasion if we hit it off. What have you got to lose? I need someone to keep up with me in the bedroom. Lets see how rough it can get... btownorbust, 21, l, #113225 No need for Lube! I’ve been in Vermont for a little over a month now and as much as I love it here, I’m looking for a little more unusual excitement. I need someone to go “explore” the town with. I’m into a fair amount of kink, but am looking to try more. SugarCookie, 24, u, l, #111805 Bored, bored, bored Looking for a night of passion with that hot bisexual lady! Come on, I know you’re out there! shyla, 37, #109677
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Attractive, fit & fun I am looking for something casual. I am looking for a fun woman, D/D free, to play with. Are you out there? levidan, 40, #116119 Hard 8 looking Looking for a friend who wants to have as much fun as me. Groups are fun, too, so let’s enjoy each other as much as possible. kyay, 22, #112432 Hard-Core Fun Good-looking, fun-loving, adventurous, sexual, 36 y.o. M psyched about meeting attractive women who want to get down. Rooster, 36, #116051 Looking for different play Educated, PGWM, HWP, average looks, looking for M4M, NSA playtime on semi-reg. or regular basis. Cannot host initially. Versatile/ top & open to new experiences. playtimeout, 45, l, #116039 Sex Starved, Very Hungry I am a 33 y.o. M in a relationship living in central Vermont. I am in a sexless relationship; have a lot of free time. Looking for a discreet NSA relationship. Age & looks are not too important; want D/D free. I like plus-size women, too. I have a college education & am very open minded. NightTrain1976, 33, #103269 God of Sex New to the area, good looking, thoughtful & very creative, highly sexually energized man seeking a woman to date or just use each other sexually. Not into pain, but I like to choke, pull hair & talk very dirty if she likes it. I love to 69. Please me & I will please you. manimal13, 34, l, #116033 Just a guy looking I would love to find someone attractive, sane, honest, clean etc., who is interested in exploring & trying new things, whether NSA or w/ intentions on long term... vtjames7435, 35, l, #116023 Flip Flop Fun Truly versatile 45 y.o. GM looking for play partners in the area. I’m fit,
STAMINA, STAMINA! In Burlington on business 2 days a week. Looking for NSA fun w/ woman who enjoys sex & likes to laugh. Please enjoy oral, both giving & receiving. Well endowed & D/D free. In Burlington right now, 11/18/09. yankee, 53, #115961 Hot Rod for U Normal guy just looking for some fun, maybe a little one on one so we can blow off some steam? NSA. 5’11, brown hair & eyes, 8” ... Wanna come over? maninvt, 31, #115951 inthemood What’s up, ladies? Looking for fun? You’re in the right place. I’m in the area for a bit & looking for fun. stuckinvt, 34, l, #115950
Fun, adventure & passion I am looking for the partner who is honest & confident, knows how to treat themselves first, then satisfy their partner. Excellent communication makes excellent sex; it’s just that simple. happi12cu, 51, u, l, #115774
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Hot Tranny Tonight? You’d never know unless I told you. I’m not a “gurl” or a “shemale”, I’m just a hot, passionate bitch who needs something in a bad way. Don’t think that I’m providing any more than my mouth or tail. You have the place to play & don’t even bother if you’re a momma’s boy, needy, or have ED. SexyCK, 47, l, #102842 Passionate Lovers Husband & bi wife looking for a woman for some hot weekend fun & play. We are looking to add to our fun; looking
Kink of the week: Looking for different play Educated, PGWM, HWP, average looks, looking for M4M, NSA playtime on semi-reg. or regular basis. Cannot host initially. Versatile/top & open to new experiences. playtimeout, 45, l, #116039 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: My biggest turn on is... tit play! Seeking BBW for Adult Fun Attractive, educated, down-to-earth, fun, sensual, well-endowed SBM w/ athletic build seeking an honest, sexy, fun, adventurous, confident, white BBW for NSA sex. I’m very safe/sane, D/D free & clean (excellent hygiene/ condoms a must). Nothing serious, no pressure or drama. Just 2 openminded adults enjoying each other’s company, connecting for some safe, uninhibited, mutually satisfying adult fun. Hope this has piqued your interest. BLKMAN4WHTBBW, 34, l, #115947 no date site profile women Married NSA, fit, NS, in shape, OK looking. Fly bizjets as a profession, motorcycle, ski, hunt, fish, jazz band. Sex not part of my life. Looking for sensual woman who remains unsatisfied. Single, married or divorced. Age/looks not important as chemistry/ sex. Woman who enjoys long, passonate sex. Clean, D/D free. Discreet. Have “profile” on a date site? ..no thanks. alwaysoptimistic, 61, l, #115911 Want some action! I’ve got to be honest here - I have no idea what some of the descriptions mean. I consider myself a fun, cute guy. I’m only missing a little F compassion. I’m kind of stuck in a shell. I hope to find a girl to break me out. marklap2, 33, #115859 Erotic Rendezvouz - Interested? Adventurous, fun-loving and respectful SWM desires a passionate, playful & seductive woman for creative, exciting and erotic pleasures together. Age or looks doesnt matter as much as being fun, provocative, confident, sexy and enjoys seduction. Let’s meet & see if there’s “chemistry”. Discretion is assured. NSA/FWB, more? What are you waiting for? SeductiveX, 39, u, #115825
for someone who will enjoy getting screwed by my husband & licked by me at the same time. We are into whips & vibrators. Passion, 52, #116117 Horny Young Couple Hopefully this will work better than craigslist! We’ve been trying for a while to find a nice little girl to come play w/ us & be naughty. We’re looking for thin, discreet, 18-30 y.o. women. Say hi! AtTheSeams, 23, l, #116066 Couple looking for hot time We are a young couple (M - 25; F - 23) looking for a woman for a potential 3-way. Both of us are into some kinky things, but haven’t always had the forum (or confidence) to give it a shot. Looking for someone close to our age, but will go younger or older as necessary. michaelp4, 25, #116004 Let’s be enticed Secure married couple of many happy years. Retired,educated,multi lingual,world traveled and can hold a conversation on subjects other than sex if need be. She is 54,Bi..he is 62. Most would consider us attractive and intelligent. would like to meet another couple with similar tastes to socialize with in addition to being intimate with them.... 2Enticing, 54, l, #105686 looking to play With a girl. Also would like to go out for some sensual dancing in a dark, loud club. cutems, 24, l, #115850
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Hottest Body in Burlington You were dancing on the upper stage at Metronome on Saturday, 12/5. I haven’t seen you at the clubs since NA NA days. I was too shy to ask you to dance. When: Saturday, December 5, 2009. Where: Club Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906728 Small Dog/EMS parking lot I saw you getting into your silver Saab wagon, walking from Small Dog. I was getting into my red truck, walking from B&N. We locked eyes a couple times... Hi! Interested in meeting? When: Thursday, December 3, 2009. Where: Small Dog/EMS parking lot. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906727 BBQ GUY AT THE LT Your cookin’ was great in Johnson, such love in the sauce. Lookin for that BBQ sign & waitin’ for the drive-thru. When: Saturday, November 21, 2009. Where: L.T. You: Man. Me: Man. #906726 my sexy paralega....er, Law Clerk I’ve only been away from you for an hour & already I miss you more than Dora misses Boots. Please come back and love me up! Come on, let’s get to it, I know that we can do it! Love you... When: Saturday, December 5, 2009. Where: Georgetown Condos. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906725
Rite Aid You were in front of me on 12/3 at the pharmacy. You had a blue coat & great-fitting blue jeans. I did not notice a wedding ring. We smiled at each other as you turned to me to leave. Would love to chat w/ you. When: Thursday, December 3, 2009. Where: St. Albans Rite Aid. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906723
Kvetching At Work I wonder if you know that sometimes while we’re smoking cigarettes at work I’m trying to figure out if I should grab you & kiss you or not. If you think I should, cluck your tongue, slap your knee & wink. No ... really. When: Friday, December 25, 2009. Where: in front of me. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906711 electric You were walking by me right by the stairs on the side of the library. Black hat, black coat, glasses & jeans. I was carrying a Speeder & Earl’s coffee, dark hair, tan skin. We made eye contact & it was electric. If I wasn’t late for class I would’ve stopped & asked your name. Did you feel it, too? When: Monday, November 30, 2009. Where: outside of Bailey Howe. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906710 Rimrocks, Stowe Saturday, 11/28. You were wearing a pink sweater & sat w/ your friend who was wearing a black shirt. We exchanged a brief glance as I was leaving. For some reason I feel as if I should have said something. When: Saturday, November 28, 2009. Where: Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906709 JK Jewelry on Black Friday It was so nice to see you at JK Jewelry, Black Friday, music pumping. Your store is so hot! It was my second time in. You were very busy selling some sexy Kenneth Jay Lane necklace ... I didn’t want to interrupt. Your smile stimulates me. Would you like to meet for a drink? Blond & Curvy, Peaches. When: Friday, November 27, 2009. Where: JK Jewelry, Shelburne Bay Plaza. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906708
Health is the sexiest asset I was captivated by a beautiful smile from an amazing woman as she ran past my dog & I as we walked the bike path. I felt a nice warm vibe as your aura passed by us - wearing knee-length spandex to show off your sexy toned legs. :) I’d love to exchange some good conversation. When: Wednesday, November 25, 2009. Where: running on the bike path by the dog park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906702 Breakfast, city market, black friday You were sitting inside at City Market eating your breakfast when I came in & our eyes kind of locked. We shared a smile. Then I brought my breakfast in as you were packing up (for work?) and we shared another smile. I could get lost in those brown eyes. What color is my hat? Coffee sometime? When: Friday, November 27, 2009. Where: City Market dining room. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906701 Miss Leilani, Where Are You? It’s been a long time. I miss our long talks & back-road wanderings. I know I was cruel on our last encounter. I apologize profusely, hippie girl. I’ve been looking for you, but no luck. Maybe you’ll read this & give me a call, or stick a note in Fernando ... remember those days? Yours truly, Tayamo. When: Saturday, June 27, 2009. Where: most recently, East G-Ville. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906699 Red Beemer on Pearl st. I’ve been away for a little while. I hope you got the note I left on your windshield. I think about you often but still find myself too hesitant to approach you when I see you. xoxo -Emily When: Thursday, November 5, 2009. Where: Pearl St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906698
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mistress maeve Dear Mistress,
I’m a single woman living in Montpelier, where everyone is either married or undatable. As such, I’ve all but given up on eyeing people in the bars or striking up conversations in the local bookstore; it’s a fruitless effort. However, I’ve recently seen a guy around town who I recognize from his profile on an online dating site. I’m not a paid member, so I can’t contact him via the site. I’m wondering if it would be weird and/or stalkerlike for me to approach him in public and say, “Hello. I’ve seen you online and like your profile.”
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Dear Offline,
Living in a small rural state like Vermont, finding a mate can be an arduous task. Single, eligible people can seem few and far between — plus, you’re severely screwed if you’re not into composting, snowboarding or hiking Camel’s Hump every weekend. So, to successfully date in the 802, you must treat it as a no-holds-barred cage match, making connections wherever you can — including approaching your mystery man on the streets of Montpelier. If he’s posting photos of himself online and proclaiming to the world that he’s single and ready to mingle, he shouldn’t be surprised or offended if someone approaches him face to face. But, before your motherboard interfaces with his hard drive, take a fresh look at his profile. Check to see if he’s been active on the site within the past month — you don’t want to be referencing a profile he hasn’t updated since 2006. Also, be sure you fit the description of the mate he’s looking for — you don’t want to waste his time or yours. And, I hate to point out the obvious, but if you’re having a hard time meeting people around town but finding attractive singles online, shouldn’t you consider posting your own profile?
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Mexican Restaurant Wednesday You were sitting in a booth with who might have been your mom, we shared a few glances. I was wearing a black T. Care to grab a margarita? When: Wednesday, December 2, 2009. Where: Mexican Restaurant.
I’m starshocked I can’t go without seeing you again. I saw you drive by my place again today!In your Subaru! Mary Broom Star, if you get this contact me. When: Wednesday, December 2, 2009. Where: Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906712
Best Darn Croquet Hustler Ever It seemed the conversation kept, you’d ask, I’d answer slight; I would never give the answer, dear, I’d been weary, treading light. But playing croquet out in the sun, I had realized that we’re splendid hon. So as winter comes and love we shall, I’m just so glad I’m now your gal. When: Saturday, November 28, 2009. Where: tearing up the yard croquet-style. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906703
brian in Barnes & Noble You were w/ 2 of your friends. One a male & one a female. You were in the business section & your male friend kept teasing you saying and using your name, Brian. You are cute! When: Monday, November 23, 2009. Where: Barnes & Noble. You: Man. Me: Man. #906695
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Carly I want your Kisses Hello, Carly. OK, so you have my attention. I think we should meet now. 47 & looking real fine. : ) Let’s chat. When: Thursday, December 3, 2009. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906720
All Eyes on Us You: thin, blue T-shirt, flamboyant dancer. Me: short brunette, orange dress, boots. You looked amazing dancing alone but I was thrilled when you pulled me from my friends to join you. Felt a great vibe & loved having all eyes on us. Dancing again soon? When: Friday, November 27, 2009. Where: LiFT Club & Lounge. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #906714
AMAZING BLONDe You look like my dream woman: sexy, mature blonde w/ a killer body. I see you in Metronome sometimes w/ a group ... maybe swingers? You always are rocking those heels (this time they were red). If you need a 25 y.o. stud, I am your man! When: Saturday, November 28, 2009. Where: Club Metronome. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906704
Will from Cumby’s Haven’t seen you around. You are too cute. Miss seeing you around. You have a great personality &
awesome smile! When: Sunday, November 1, 2009. Where: Cumby’s. You: Man. Me: Man. #906696
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you. me. us. I made a wish ... & there you were. How lucky am I? (And in case you are wondering if this message is for you: i dont want a spellchecker). When: Saturday, December 5, 2009. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906722
He called you Becky ...at K & W Tire. You were looking for something to read that wasn’t a gear-head mag, and I accidentally suggested the Maxim. Hey, it was one of the only ones there without cars on the cover, right? You smiled & waved as you left, and I’d love to see that smile again. Care to meet for coffee sometime? When: Friday, November 27, 2009. Where: K & W Tire, Berlin. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906715
There is only One There was only One in a crowded Higher Ground last night. The more I looked, the less I saw, so I closed my eyes & started to breathe. It just doesn’t get better than this. The many windswept yellow stickies of my mind only contain a single number: ‘3’. When: Saturday, November 28, 2009. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906705
First Slice of Pizza Ever? I liked your earrings (and your smile), and gave you your first slice of pizza ever. Was it good? Will I be seeing you again for a BBQ chicken pizza w/ onions? When: Wednesday, November 25, 2009. Where: at a pizza place. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906697
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Parker Pie Pizza Night Beautiful hippie boy w/ the dark hair & beard. Our eyes met more than once last Tuesday at $2 beer night. As I left I said, “Hi, cute hippie boy.” And you said, “Thank you.” I said, “Meet me sometime.” How about next Tuesday, same time, same place? When: Tuesday, December 1, 2009. Where: Parker Pie NEK. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906724
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Creative Habitat Hot T I spied you at Creative Habitat - you were looking at stickers & I was looking at you. Your back end is out of this world! I’d like to find out what you have in that trunk HOT STUFF. Black Friday isn’t so black anymore! When: Friday, November 27, 2009. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906706
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