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loafers “doing” Great Britain in three days. Foreplay (pun intended) is what we need, Rick. Leave the ultimate thrill up to me, please. I paid for it. J. Dylan Rivis MONTPELIER
POWER PIQUE I was surprised to read, in Peter Freyne’s column [“Inside Track,” November 30] that Governor Douglas was unfamiliar with the term “peak oil.” Many of us who have been working to prevent International Paper’s proposed tire burn recognize that anti-pollution
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MANCHESTER — “I’m a Vermonta, I do what I wanta,” the bumper sticker says. It speaks to the essential independence many associate with the state. If it didn’t sound like an oxymoron, you might even call this aversion to conformity part of the “Vermont brand.” The brand concept was the focus of the 23rd annual Vermont Travel Industry Conference, held November 30 and December 1 at Manchester’s super-swanky Equinox Resort. About 350 marketers and members of the hospitality industry showed up to attend workshops on culinary tourism and website promotion, and to discuss this year’s theme: “From Yesterday to Tomorrow: Marketing the Vermont Brand.” Lawmakers and marketers have been talking a lot lately about the state’s signature qualities — how to define them, how to defend them, and how to promote them. In January, the state’s attorney general’s office will issue new guidelines for producers whose goods carry the vaunted “Made in Vermont” label. And in October, the state hired Christine Werneke to be its first Chief Marketing Officer, a position the state legislature created in 2005. Werneke, who attended the conference, says she works with state agencies to craft a consistent Vermont brand. “If everybody’s sort of marching to the same beat,” she says, “it helps to strengthen that value, and the message becomes much more powerful.” Werneke points out that a brand is more than just a logo or
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farmer in the flannel shirt with the chew in his mouth . . . serving food in chafing dishes at the VFW hall.” Janik said the VAWP is working to counter that brand.
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peaceful, natural and authentic. Terms like ‘integrity’ and ‘hardworking.’ And taking it to a higher level, stewardship, respect for the environment.” The conference was also packed with people who hope the Vermont brand has room for them. David Kestenbaum, of the University of Vermont’s Vermont Tourism Data Center, was promoting a new initiative to fuel touring motorcoaches with a mix of diesel and biodiesel, an environmentally friendly alternative made from agricultural byproducts. He displayed two small glass bottles of the stuff made up to look like Grade A Amber. “We’re connecting two of Vermont’s oldest industries,” he explained, “tourism and farming.” Representatives from the nonprofit Vermont Association of Wedding Professionals were also on hand. Photographer Fran Janik of Jamaica noted that although Vermont is a popular wedding destination, out-ofstate couples often import their own florists, photographers, musicians and caterers. When they think of Vermont, he said, “They think of the
“There are professionals that can provide a high-end service in this area,” he said. Artist Warren Kimble promoted another of Vermont’s brand attributes — lots of local art. “Art is not just painting,” he told the crowd at Thursday’s luncheon. “Art is everything around us.” Kimble, in his suit and bow tie, urged innkeepers to buy work from local artists and to display it in their establishments. “I go into hotels and bed-andbreakfasts and I see prints that were bought at the Atlantic gift show,” he said. “Naughty, naughty, naughty!” Afterwards, Cindy Delaney, executive director of VTIC Inc., added a few of her own brand attributes. To many people, she said, Vermont is “pure, simple . . . preserving the rural simple life and all the things that go with that.” Asked if anyone had talked about how environmentally friendly but controversial winddevelopment projects fit into that picture, she answered diplomatically, “They didn’t touch that issue a whole lot here.” m
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SOUTH BURLINGTON — The Reverend Rico Diamond isn’t ashamed to admit that 30 years ago, he was a criminal with a rap sheet as long as his arm. In fact, today he considers his troubled past “an asset” to his work as a minister — it shows others that they, too, can radically transform their lives. But Diamond contends that when South Burlington police showed up at his room at the Holiday Inn Express last March 21, all they saw was a black man with a fat wad of cash. Diamond, who is pastor of the New Wine–New Mind Ministries and has lived in Burlington for 10 years, explains that he was carrying a large amount of money because he was coordinating an Easter seminar for numerous outof-town guests. At the time, the police suspected otherwise. They confiscated more than $5000 of the Ministries’ money, but didn’t arrest Diamond or charge him with any crime. The police later returned the cash, and Diamond filed a formal complaint against the officers and the
department. In June, an internal investigation concluded that the officers had not engaged in racial profiling — the police claim they were acting on a tip about possible drug trafficking in the area. In response, Diamond filed a civilrights lawsuit against the department, alleging official misconduct and racial profiling. Last week, Diamond, his supporters and other community members sat down with representatives from South Burlington and the police department to try to iron out their differences and discuss the thorny issue of racial profiling. The forum, held at the Orchard School, was organized by the Coalition to Undo Racism in Vermont (CUReVT), a new community group that formed after some area residents were stymied in their efforts to get more documentation from the police about the March 21 incident. Jim Condos, South Burlington City Council chair and a state senator, said city officials aren’t at liberty to discuss the details of the Diamond incident due to pending litigation. But Police Chief Lealand
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BURLINGTON — Sometimes the best way to help people in distress is to ask them what they need, rather than presume to know what’s best for them. That was the message last week from members of Burlington’s African-American community, who announced the launch of a new community group aimed at lending a hand to the residents of hurricane-stricken Moss Point, Mississippi. The city of about 16,000 people in southeastern Mississippi was almost entirely destroyed in late August by Hurricane Katrina. In September, Mayor Peter Clavelle announced that Burlington had established a new sister-city relationship with Moss Point. Since then, Burlington has raised more than $21,000 for the Gulf Coast town, including about $1700 during a fundraiser at the mayor’s house. Because the population of Moss Point is predominantly black, organizers of Burlington’s new group, called UMEUS (“you-me-us”), say they’re in a unique position to help the residents of the Gulf Coast town rebuild their lives. “Given the documented racial disparities of govern- Black people mental responses in all talk to black areas of societal matters, it people differently. seemed only fitting that there be African-American That’s a fact. involvement in any preH. LAWRENCE MCCROREY, scriptive intervention,” UMEUS said H. Lawrence McCrorey, UVM professor emeritus in molecular physiology and biophysics, and one of the organizers of UMEUS. McCrorey said members of his group have already been in touch with city officials, civic leaders, church members and other Moss Point residents. UMEUS plans to send a representative to Mississippi to ascertain residents’ needs. McCrorey emphasized that UMEUS was not created to compete with Burlington’s sister-city program or other relief efforts, and is not critical of the city’s charitable efforts thus far. “I’m not trying to second-guess anyone,” McCrorey added. “But it seems to me that African-Americans need to be involved in a place that is primarily African-American. Black people talk to black people differently. That’s a fact.” Members of the group were reluctant to discuss the kinds of assistance they will provide, saying that they’re still assessing those needs. But UMEUS member Haskell Garrett said that their goal is to provide aid that will have a long-term impact. And John Tucker, a veteran community activist and member of RAINBOW-PUSH Vermont, emphasized that UMEUS is not a political entity and has no interest in meddling in the political affairs of Moss Point. m
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Looking for an interesting Vermont souvenir? It’s a littleknown fact that you can swing by the Montpelier city clerk’s office and see Patrick Leahy’s birth certificate, or drop by the town clerk in Barnet to view University of Vermont basketball star Taylor Coppenrath’s. For $7, you can even get a certified copy. But get ’em fast — Vermont is one of just 14 states that still offers unrestricted access to its
The Department of Health and Human Services had planned to issue draft guidelines at the end of December. Faced with mounting pressure from state governments that will have to pay for the changes — McCoy estimates it could cost Vermonters $3 million — the feds have delayed the draft until June, with the final guidelines taking effect in 2007. McCoy has been briefing town clerks about the expected
bars on the windows, McCoy notes. Retrofitting a rural municipal office building could cost tens of thousands of dollars. “For Vermont,” he says, “that’s asking a lot.” The unfunded federal mandate has drawn fire from Governor Jim Douglas, who sent a letter to Health and Human Services Secretary Michael Leavitt protesting the cost. And Secretary of State Deb Markowitz criticized the
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changes. For the most part, they’re not happy, he says. Dianna Baraby of St. Albans is one of the disgruntled clerks. “At this point, from what they’re telling us, it’s going to create a lot of hardship,” she says. “I just don’t know how it’s going to work.” Baraby says she often gets people asking for copies of their birth certificates in order to replace a lost driver’s license. But under the new law, they’ll need a driver’s license or some kind of official ID to get a copy of their birth certificate. “They’re going to be yelling at us,” Baraby says. Baraby isn’t concerned about people perpetrating fraud using purloined birth certificates, since most Vermont towns are so small. “You usually know a lot of the people,” she says. If she grew suspicious of someone asking for a birth certificate, Baraby could “put a red flag up,” she says. “I can call the police department.” The new law will hit Vermont’s smallest towns hardest, McCoy notes. Several town clerks still keep vital records in offices in their homes that will now have to meet “excruciatingly detailed” standards. These specify building materials for walls and locks, and the thickness and spacing of the
regulations in an interview with The Burlington Free Press. “The requirements are so disproportionate to how we run local government,” she says. “We are fixing a problem that in Vermont we just don’t have.” McCoy says he doesn’t necessarily object to creating a national standard birth certificate. Since 1900, there have been approximately 60,000 versions of birth certificates in this country, he points out, and officials have trouble telling the real ones from the fakes. Fifteen to 20 Vermont towns don’t even use the watermarkladen, Health Departmentapproved “security paper” to print out birth certificate copies, McCoy adds. The Rutland Town Clerk’s office, for example, still prints birth certificates on regular printer paper. Rutland Town Clerk Rodney Pulsifer argues that the security paper isn’t all that secure anyway. “I’ve seen it,” he says. “I don’t really see much in regards to security.” Birth certificates from Rutland do bear an embossed city seal. Pulsifer says he’s keeping an open mind about the federal crackdown on vital records. “What I would like to see,” he says, “is not everybody and their brother be able to come in and get a copy of the birth certificates.” Still, Pulsifer laments the need for greater security. “It’s too bad we’ve gotten to this point,” he says. m
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h, the anthem of yours truly’s teenage years in the bygone ’60s — Bob Dylan telling all who would listen, “The answer, my friend, is blowin’ in the wind. The answer is blowin’ in the wind.” Cool. But what the hell did it mean? Outside of his brilliant lyrics, Bobby D. has never been the most articulate elocutionist. But with the long-predicted energy crisis — global warming, peak oil — coming to pass, we can’t help but smile at the memory of Dylan’s priceless “message.” Doubtless the poet himself didn’t appreciate it when he wrote it. Last week the voters of little Sheffield in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom were looking for their answer. They found it by voting 120-93 in favor of having a large, commercial wind farm locate on their town’s scenic ridgelines. The anti-wind Caledonian Record of St. Johnsbury, bastion of a no-change conservatism it often confuses with Vermont’s heritage, called it a “close” vote. That’s funny — when GOP Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie got 56 percent of the vote it was a “landslide!” Wind-power proponents realize that Republican Gov. Jim Douglas is currently the state’s leading opponent of clean, commercial wind-energy development. But the public may be confused because of the Guv’s superb public-relations savvy. On Tuesday, his office issued a release announcing Gov. Scissorhands has formed a “Commission on Climate Change!” But will the real Jim Douglas please stand up? You see, the day after the Sheffield vote, we emailed Press Secretary Jason Gibbs, seeking his boss’ reaction to the pro-wind outcome. We wanted to know if Vermont’s governor was: a. surprised b. not surprised c. impressed d. couldn’t care less e. going to rethink his opposition f. not aware there was a vote in Sheffield g. other ___________. Unfortunately, Gibbs did not reply, so on Monday we tracked down our chief executive at the Sheraton. The administration had rented a conference room to hold a meeting of the governor’s staff. From there he left to attend the big U.N. Conference on Climate Change in Montréal. Asked for his reaction to the Sheffield vote, the Guv told us he was not aware of the outcome. “I didn’t even hear,” said Douglas. Well, he had been in Delaware for a few days attending the Council on State Governments annual convention, but, hey, man, it’s the Internet Age. Informed of the pro-wind, Dubie-esque “landslide,” Gov. Douglas said he wasn’t surprised. Local residents, he said, appreciate the tax revenue such projects bring. A previous vote in East Haven, he noted, also supported a local commercial wind-power development. Would the Sheffield vote have any effect on his strong anti-wind stance? “A lot of people appreciate my leadership on protecting the ridgelines of our state,” Douglas replied. “It’s the natural beauty of Vermont that sets us apart from
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putting the coffin into the ground.” Incumbent Mayor Peter Clavelle, you’ll recall, kissed the Prog Party goodbye three years ago when he sought and narrowly won the Democratic nomination for mayor. Then Mayor Moonie sought and won the Democratic nomination for Governor — for all the good it did him, eh? Clavelle, the born-again Democrat, got crushed by a Jim Douglas landslide and has since decided to retire. The two-decade “progressive” hold on the mayor’s office of Vermont’s largest city looks to be ending, but the Progs aren’t admitting it just yet. As for Wright’s prediction of a Prog Party funeral, Councilor Phil Fiermonte (P-Ward 3) told “Inside Track,” “For someone from a party with only two elected people on the city council (out of 14), I’d be careful about whose demise he’s predicting. I fully expect we’ll have a strong candidate for mayor.” Sure you will. P.S. Unfortunately, we weren’t able to get Republican Councilor Curley on the phone (taking a nap, we were told), but Kevin the Candidate was on the AM dial with “Charlie & Ernie” Tuesday morning. If there’s one thing Curley can do, it’s talk. “I think that I’m the right person for this job,” Kevin told the WVMT drive-time audience. “It’s absolutely my time to get out and have the opportunity to shine for the city of Burlington to put us back on the right track.” The “right” track? “I think we need to drive some of these predators that are out there out of our community. We have to empower our residents more. We have to have them have the opportunity to vote on more and different tax increases that we have, be it franchise fees or whatever the case may be.” Mayor Tax-Increase Curley? “One of the things that I really think we’re ready for is to put forward a revenue bond to build an indoor swimming facility. There’s no reason we don’t have one in the city of Burlington.” Hey, and we could freeze it in wintertime for ice skating! And curling! Back At It — Vermont Democratic Party Executive Director Jon Copans resurfaced this week following a month in the doghouse. In early November, Copans issue an uncharacteristically virulent press release attacking the Douglas administration. He claimed they’d awarded a multimillion-dollar contract to a firm with ties to GOP sleazeballs such as indicted former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay of Texas. Always nice to see the Vermont Democratic Party fired up, but unfortunately, Mr. Copans got his facts wrong. He’d zeroed in on a firm with a similar name but no ties to the GOP. Copans quickly apologized and hadn’t been heard from since, until this week. On Monday, Copans issued a brand-new press release stating: “Where Does Martha Rainville Stand on National GOP Leadership?” In it, he trashed
DeLay and Vice-President Dick Cheney, who was the featured speaker at a DeLay campaign fundraiser Monday night. Then Copans connected the dots, linking the leading GOP sleazeballs to Vermont Adjutant Gen. Martha Rainville. Martha has formed an “exploratory” congressional campaign committee. “This is the political party Martha Rainville has selected for her anticipated campaign to be Vermont’s next United States Representative,” wrote Copans. “In light of the recent wave of criminal indictments and criminal investigations of national Republican leadership, Martha Rainville must answer the following questions . . .” Among them was whether Rainville would “stand arm and arm (sic) at a fundraiser with Dick Cheney and Tom DeLay.” As everyone, including Copans, knows, the nation’s first female adjutant general will not answer political questions until she drops “exploratory” from the name of her campaign committee. Vermont Republican Party Chairman Jim Barnett, however, was happy to respond to the Copans assault. “I think the Democrat leadership is very bitter and vindictive,” said Mad Dog, “because Gen. Rainville rejected them after they tried desperately to recruit her to run for Congress on their ticket instead of twotime bust Peter Welch.” P.S. Sources say Sen. Russ Feingold (D-Wisconsin) will headline a January fundraiser in Vermont for both Welch and U.S. Senate hopeful Rep. Bernie Sanders. Speaking of Rainville — State Sen. Peter Welch appeared on WGOP, sorry, WCAX-TV’s “You Can Quote Me” Sunday morning and easily handled the “third-degree” he got from Marselis Parsons and reporter Anson Tebbetts. There’s just something about Anson’s combative style with “leftists” that makes one feel they’re in a cop-show interrogation room: Tebbetts: Will you serve out the remainder of your term? Welch: Yes. Tebbetts: Will you continue to be in a leadership position? Welch: Yes. Tebbetts: No consideration of resigning that position? Welch explained, in case Tebbetts didn’t believe him the first time, that the Democratic caucus wanted him to stay on as their elected senate leader through the end of the session. Then Marsillyiss took a particularly wild swing at the Democratic candidate: Parsons: Martha Rainville was elected to be adjutant general. You’ve called for her to step aside! Welch: Oh, no, I have not. Parsons: So you don’t think she ought to step aside? Apparently Parsons hasn’t been following his own newscasts. Welch has never called for Gen. Rainville to resign her military position while pursuing a race for Congress. He did, however, use the opportunity to note that Gen. Rainville does have to follow the orders of the commander-in-chief.
“When you’re running for office, particularly in this campaign,” said Welchie, “there’s going to be a big debate about the orders of the commander-in-chief. So that’s a tough thing to balance. She’ll have to figure that out.” Yes, she will. Next Generation — The Progressive Party Chairman of the House Agriculture Committee, Burlington vegetable farmer David Zuckerman, is a dad! Wife Rachel Nevitt brought Addie Celie Keep Nevitt into the world at Fletcher Allen Health Care Monday afternoon. The parents had planned a home birth, but Rachel went into labor Wednesday night, said Pony Tail Dave, and “it seemed to be taking a bit too long.” Parents and newborn are home now, “and settling in nicely,” said Rep. Zuckerman. No word on any decision about David’s possible congressional bid. Right now, it’s diaper time! President Nurse — Speaking of hospital deliveries, the head of the nurses’ union at Fletcher Allen is moving up. Jen Henry, R.N., has just been elected president of United Professions of Vermont/AFT, a statewide union that, in addition to nurses, represents Vermont State College and UVM faculty — http://www. upvaft.org. The mother of four courageously led the newly organized Mary Fanny nurses to their first contract in 2003. (Husband “Big George” is also a Mary Fanny nurse.). The current contract expires next July. Negotiations on a new one will start in February. As for her new job, Nurse Jen told us, “I think that I’m the right gal for the job!” Media Notes — We found former WCAX-TV news anchor Sera Congi online the other day. She’s in Boston working the daily street beat for the CBS affiliate — http://cbs4boston.com/ homepage. Old fans in the Green Mountains can watch the former Vermont news anchor’s Boston transformation. Sera’s in a very different news world from Burlington. She’s been covering everything from grisly crime scenes to an adult Halloween costume boutique. (Want to see her as a blonde?) Though still technically a “freelancer” at the station, Sera’s been working a regular daily schedule and, dare we say, it brings out more of her news talent than Vermont viewers got to see when she was parked behind the anchor desk. Her current beat is a world away from the makeup, hairspray and teleprompter-reading . On Monday she was “live” at a school shooting in Roxbury. “It’s big-city reporting,” Congi told yours truly. “It’s been a learning experience, and it’s been fun.” Onward and upward! m
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of Pope Benedict XVI’s reign. The document, which has been widely leaked, earned the fierce opprobrium of liberals who said that it could trigger a witchhunt and force gay clergy underground. No foolin’! For this, I might become a “religious correspondent� and get paid for it. But this isn’t the time to be worrying about “liberal� tendencies in journalism. The new pope — a German by the name of Ratzinger (emphasis on the “Rat�) — used to head up the Inquisition. This insult is “the first major ruling� of his reign. He might have waited just a little. Or, for that matter, he might go to Baghdad and stand in a public square, daring to be bombed, either by “the terrorists� or “the coalition.� It would put an end to that war right quick. It certainly would have, at least, if John Paul II had done it. Even the Bush boys wouldn’t bomb a pope with high ratings. Or if they did, they’d say, “No, we didn’t.� But a pope who got himself honorably bombed in Iraq would be a hero forever. Kind of like Jesus. Personally, I’d suggest that only eunuchs be admitted to the priesthood, and that if they aren’t eunuchs when they apply, that they then undergo voluntary castration. This would take care of both the “sex abuse� and celibacy issues — though it would doubtless lead to a lot of married Catholics complaining that a eunuch can’t understand them. Still, you’d think Pope Rat had more important things to worry about than what grownups do in bed. A hundred thousand people are about to freeze to death after the earthquake in Pakistan. Forty million around the world are infected with HIV; one of them dies every seven minutes of your busy day, and most of them aren’t “gay.� The environment is going to hell in a hand basket, thanks to the emissions of global capitalism. And what is “God� doing? Issuing “statements� about sex. That’ll get ’em back in the pews! I’m trying to think what the difference might be between “deep-seated� homosexuals and some other kind. I wouldn’t have used the word “seat� in the first place, referring to gay men. Maybe it reads better in Italian. But thanks to Ronald Reagan, the United States now sends an ambassador to Vatican City, so anything the Vatican says or does goes beyond “religion.� It becomes a matter of public policy, of actual offense. If it came from an “Islamic� nation, such a pronouncement would be roundly and quickly condemned. Please, forgive my cynicism — my negativity, as I’m told constantly I suffer from. And then get out there and do something, because your churches aren’t. m
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uthor John Villani has made Burlington proud by including it in his oft-reprinted book, The 100 Best Small Art Towns in America. Already on many quality-of-life lists, the Queen City joined the ranks of those towns that provide “a strong sense of support for the visual arts, performing arts, and music. These communities,� Villani explained, “are at the vanguard of an important national trend that’s leading to the revitalization of smaller communities through arts-driven economic development.� To be sure, you hear a lot of talk about the “creative economy� not just in Burlington but in towns all around the state — Barre and Vergennes spring to mind — as well as from travel-andtourism officials. Still, launching an art gallery in Vermont is a bold, brave thing to do. OK, risky. Because, let’s face it, many Vermonters are more preoccupied with paying the heating bills than picking out paintings. But this month three new galleries are opening their doors with gusto, and faith that the art-loving public will come: The
Their fate was sealed when they fell in love with a gorgeous 1878 Victorian. Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier and the Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery in Waterbury debuted last weekend; Pine Street Art Works in Burlington will host its first reception on Saturday, December 17. Each venue has an utterly unique vision, and that originality bodes well for finding a niche in Vermont’s artosphere. The Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery is owned by painter Julie Ruth, a 30-yearold transplant from Ohio, and, less obviously, her sculptor husband, Shannon Matthew Long, 33 and Philadelphia-born. Both are graduates of Johnson State College and affiliated with the Vermont Studio Center (VSC). The one-room gallery is above the Alchemist Pub & Brewery. The “studio� part is a corner workspace, delineated by a moveable partition. Though the place is not officially a coop, for now most of the dozen or so artists represented will take turns gallerysitting. And so far, most are artists Ruth knows from VSC. That alone speaks to the high quality here. And despite its modest size, the gallery comfortably presents paintings, sculptures, prints, mixedmedia — even cards and jewelry. Ruth says she’ll soon have bios and images of all her artists online. The Lazy Pear is also owned by a husband-and-wife team from out-ofstate. Mary Jo Krolewski, 38, and Rob Hitzig, 41, worked for the Environmental Protection Agency in Washington, D.C., for a decade before escaping to Montpelier three years ago. Their fate was sealed when they fell in love with a gorgeous 1878 Victorian by
the roundabout on Main Street. Though excludes gift certificates with purchase, while supplies last they hadn’t originally planned to open an art gallery, Hitzig says, the couple did want to expand their own artisan interests — hers, soft sculptures Ă la Claes Oldenburg; his, wall-mounted wood sculpture — and the building itself x * - $ * / $ * % $ " " $ ) $ "+ $ x inspired them to go that route. ( % >;EE #GD36 &3G>3 AD8 G-AB Krolewski and Hitzig spent three years @F:A@K "A9;EF;5E $%- % ( $ ";B GE;A@ $ *AA 3576 renovating; luckily, there are four furnished, income-producing apartments 40 Main St. Burlington 802.861.7500 M-Sat 10-6, Sun 12-5 upstairs. The exterior is painted a lemony yellow and several shades of peach; inside, other inviting colors provide a 2x5-mirror120705.indd 1 12/6/05 2:42:39 PM Apple Mountain. . . Your Vermont Source suitable backdrop for the gallery’s first Gift Baskets • Maple Syrup • Vermont Specialty Foods Handcrafts • Photography • Burlington Souvenirs exhibit of “Vermont artists with humorous and playful styles.â€? Among the works Meet Rusty Dewees are John Brickel’s entropic clay barns, Saturday, December 10, 1-3pm Hal Mayforth’s sophisticated, cartoony If you haven’t met the Logger yet, you are illustrations, and Timothy Fisher’s in for a treat! Rusty has become a local charming carved critters. It’s a familycelebrity over the years. He will be signing friendly show that allows small children his Logger DVDs, music CDs, and anything else he feels like signing! to sit on Fisher’s life-sized, wooden dog. On the other hand, parents might be We carry a wonderful glad their tots can’t read the satiric text selection of photography by on dug nap’s edgy paintings. Vermont artists. Only a Scrooge could resist the Lazy Burlington by Robert Lyons Pear’s good cheer — or Krolewski’s ginFree Gift Wrapping • We Ship UPS ger cookies. One of the gallery’s three Phone Orders Welcome: 658-6452 rooms is a mini patisserie, with coffee Mon-Thurs 9-9, Fri-Sat 9-9:30, Sun 10-6 and a bakery case featuring real sweets www.AppleMountain.net, 30 Church St., Burlington alongside some of her pillowy pretenders. Buy Vermont. Send Vermont Though it’s not a commercial cafĂŠ, visitors can sit at one of Hitzig’s handmade, amoeba-shaped tables and eat a treat 2x3.5-Applemt120705.indd 1 12/5/05 3:35:35 PM while taking in the views. In Burlington, photographer Liza Cowan has the same sit-and-stay-awhile approach; she’ll have “at least two couch5WPFC[ &GE RO esâ€? at Pine Street Art Works, and visitors can grab a latte right next door at %CTQN %TCYHQTF † 9GCXKPI Speeder & Earl’s. Cowan, 56, also ,WFKVJ $T[CPV † 2QVVGT[ eschews the “white cube.â€? Red, green, 'NNGP 5RTKPI † 2CKPVGF 5KNM blue and mustard-yellow walls, eight feet *
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Kipling Convergence
M The Jungle Law, by Victoria Vinton, MacAdam/Cage, 306 pages, $25. Vinton reads from The Jungle Law at Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, January 26. For info about renting Naulakha and other historic properties in Britain and the United States, visit www. landmark trust.org.uk
ost people associate Rudyard Kipling with exotic settings: The Jungle Books’ wild Seeonee Hills, the colonial battlefields of “Gunga Din” or the African riverside where the Elephant’s Child got his trunk. Born in India to British parents in 1865, Kipling drew almost all his material from the settings that impressed him indelibly in his youth. Today his name conjures the same spirit of adventure that made turn-of-the-century robber barons furnish their homes with potted palms and tiger skins. So it may be a bit of a surprise to learn that Kipling wrote The Jungle Books, the children’s classic about a boy raised by a wolf pack, while holed up in southern Vermont. Two authors have found inspiration in Kipling’s Green Mountain connection. Tony Eprile, a South African native who lives in Bennington and authored last year’s The Persistence of Memory, is about halfway through a novel he calls Kipling in Winter. In her first book, The Jungle Law, New York City author Victoria Vinton imagines Kipling’s first year living in the hills above Brattleboro. The novel, which Publishers Weekly has called a “debut to watch,” follows the pattern of Michael Cunningham’s The Hours in mixing the facts of an author’s life with fiction. The facts are that an unexpected bank failure, combined with a desire to escape the pressures of early fame, brought Kipling to the home state of his new wife, Caroline, in 1892. For almost five years, the couple and their growing family lived in Naulakha, the graceful Arts-and-Crafts-style house Kipling had designed himself. Family quarrels eventually drove them to England, and, after an Atlantic crossing precipitated the early death of his first daughter, Kipling abandoned the United States for good. Eprile, whose novel deals with “issues of imposed and self-imposed exile,” thinks the Vermont years may help explain why Kipling “didn’t develop into the artist people expected him to be,” he says. “Certain things that happened here just staggered his artistic and personal development. Though he loved Vermont,” Eprile explains, Kipling seemed to feel compelled to play the role of an English aristocrat among commoners, even though this was something he “didn’t like and didn’t agree with.” Vinton’s novel focuses on a more optimistic period: the autumn and winter when Naulakha was still on the drawing board, and Kipling and his pregnant wife lived in a ramshackle rented farm worker’s cottage. What passed through the young man’s mind as he drafted the first Jungle Book? Vinton describes Kipling eagerly anticipating winter: “the sweep of snow like a clean white page, the pure, cold air, the silence.” Kipling imagines the frigid climate helping him to make sense of his experiences in the tropics, distilling them from raw material into art. “He will set himself down to the task of disentangling that whole tumultuous riot of muezzin cries and opium dens, of hawkers and lepers and filth . . . Then whatever he chooses to bury will stay buried, deep in the frozen earth.” Vinton’s portrayal of Kipling is bold and intriguing, but what makes it more so is her addition of a fictional counterpoint. Just down the road from the Kiplings are the Connollys — a family eking out an existence, as Vermonters have done for generations, with an orchard and a small herd of cows. While Kipling looks forward to winter’s blank page, Jack Connolly views the cold months as “little more than a test of sanity and endurance, one that he’s tried — and most often failed — to pass with the aid of a jug.” The families make contact when Jack’s wife Addie supplements the farm’s income by doing the Kiplings’ laundry. The Connollys’ 11-year-old son, Joe, is fascinated by Kipling, a grown man who recites rhymes and tells him stories of a boy who lives in freedom and harmony with the wilderness, bound only by the “jungle law.” In his imagination,
Joe becomes Mowgli, escaping a life of grueling chores and his father’s violent temper. For his part, Kipling is eager to have an audience for his ongoing tale. But Jack Connelly, an Irish immigrant with a hard-luck history that’s left him little but his pride, “cannot bear the idea of his son becoming Kipling’s stooge.” In his mind, Kipling is only another lord of the manor, treating his inferiors like “a bunch of damn coolies.” So the struggle for Joe’s impressionable mind begins. The story is character- rather than plot-driven, and in Vinton’s hands it unfolds in measured, sensuously detailed prose, always attentive to seasonal changes and the small tasks that fill up a rural life. Vinton, who’s 51 and works as a literacy consultant in the New York City public schools, says the idea for The Jungle Law came to her nearly a decade ago. “My daughter was little, and we were slowly making our way night by night through the great childhood classics,” she says in a phone interview. “She would need to hear certain stories again and again and again. There was something very powerful for me about being the person who was conveying these stories, being the tale teller.” Interested in exploring the role of the storyteller through fiction, Vinton initially considered writing about Hans Christian Anderson. Then, reading biographies, she “stumbled on the fact that Kipling had written The Jungle Books in Vermont,” she says. “I had been to Vermont, it was a place I loved, and I had been to India as well.” Reading The Jungle Books for the first time, she became convinced that “they exerted that power and magic over the listener” that she’d witnessed in her daughter. Next came years of research. Besides Kipling’s biographies and letters, Vinton read everything that might help her bring her setting to life, from memoirs of New England farm sons to books on 19thcentury laundering practices and hydrotherapy. She also pooled her resources with a writer friend and stayed at Naulakha for five days. Now owned by England’s Landmark Trust, the house is available for rent. It still contains many possessions Kipling left at his abrupt departure, “including books in the library, the bed, the desk, the bathtub, prints on the wall,” Vinton says. “We definitely felt his presence in the house. I slept in Kipling’s bed. I was taking notes and devouring material in his study.” The fictional elements of the book evolved slowly. “All I knew at the beginning was that I wanted a writer, and I wanted a child,” Vinton says. As she researched, the facts compelled her to revise some of her original characterizations. For instance, she “had imagined that Caroline would be more nurturing and supportive than Addie,” Joe’s mother. But her sources suggested that the real Mrs. Kipling was “stern, possessive, controlling.” “I had to quickly do some adjusting,” Vinton says. The Addie Connolly
of the final draft is “the most nurturing character in the book,” while Caroline is a literal-minded taskmaster who keeps an eagle eye on her husband’s productivity. Still, the two women are brought together when Addie helps Caroline through a brutal birth. “I wanted to attempt to be sympathetic and understanding to all the characters, who are all in their own ways attempting to do good in the world,” Vinton says. The novel’s central conflict between Kipling and Jack Connolly plays out like a classic American collision of two cultures. The farmer is unlettered, focused on day-to-day survival, and suspicious of fiction as little better than lies. In his letters, Kipling disparaged such Vermonters as “aborigines” — “men who brandish their ignorance like a hardearned badge of honor,” Vinton writes. But the great writer clearly had his faults too, starting with the genteel racism embodied in that epithet. In Vinton’s rendering, there’s something fascinatingly selfish about Kipling’s need to monopolize Joe’s attention so that he can use the boy “to gauge the effects of [his] tale.” Do all tale tellers have such parasitical relationships with their listeners? Vinton quotes Joan Didion’s assertion that writing is “‘an aggressive, even a hostile act.’ Writing is hard, solitary, a huge investment of time and energy,” she explains. “At some level, writers want to be heard, to be listened to. Kipling pushed it further, and he did it particularly with children because it was the group he was most comfortable with.” Still, Joe listens willingly to Kipling because Mowgli’s story expands his world. “I increasingly feel that stories are essential to us,” Vinton says. “It’s where wisdom about the world and the human condition resides, in the stories we pass down from generation to generation.” Like the “jungle law” of the title, stories bring order to the world. It’s a lesson that, the novel suggests, the “disciple” or listener sometimes learns better than his master. m
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he response last week to a fire in my town, Hardwick, exemplified everything that’s good about small-town life — in fact, everything that’s good about people in general. Before the fire trucks had left Main Street, townspeople were raising money, donating everything from furniture to new underwear, and making up the beds in their spare rooms for the disabled and elderly tenants driven into the cold in their nightclothes. The Village Restaurant served free coffee and cocoa. Bond Auto opened its bathrooms to the firefighters. Grand Union sent boxes of food. A rescue crewman commented, “Sandwiches and coffee kept appearing all day.” An arts organizer and the owner of the old general store in East Hardwick offered the food co-op temporary space. Somebody saved a cat from the flames. Beyond the impromptu rescue and relief, some usually unnoted features of smallness also came to light. Action was unhampered by bureaucracy. As soon as he learned of the fire, janitor Joe Martineau
One of the pleasures of life in a small town is the opportunity to express your good will directly. unlocked the elementary school doors to give shelter to the tenants. The relatively rich and the relatively poor — the real-estate agent who has benefited from the recent rise in property values and the low-income residents who are its victims — were displaced side by side. Hippie and hairdresser, antiques dealer and Chinese restaurateur, pagan and evangelical Christian saw their businesses drowned in sludge. And farmer, lawyer, carpenter, office worker, homemaker and blacksmith were there to help, side by side. “The community rallied in a remarkable way,” commented Rob Levine of the American Red Cross. Charlie Volk, an electrician who serves on the Hardwick Select Board, found light in the billowing black smoke. “It was endearing to watch,” he said of the town’s efforts. “I think it’s going to overcome the political divisions in town.” I hope Charlie is right. But even if he’s not, he made me think about compassion and politics, their relationship and differences. One of the pleasures of life in a small town is the opportunity to express your good will directly — to cook for the community dinner, mentor a sixth-grader, or drive the ambulance. You also get to feel gratitude directly, if you happen to be the recipient of your neighbor’s largesse. Of course, the opposite is also true. Enmities and feuds are up front and personal, and they tend to be passed down, like heritable diseases, from generation to generation. It’s hard to sort feelings from politics in a place like Hardwick. For if all politics is local, all local politics is personal; the smaller the town, the more personal it is. Last summer, a cell tower proposed for construction in a pasture on Bridgman Hill tore “Poli Psy” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@sevendaysvt.com.
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the town in two. Each faction accused the other of selfishness; each claimed to be acting for the public good. The dispute turned especially nasty when a few tower supporters started running ads in the Gazette making unsubstantiated ad hominem attacks on Zoning Board members. And it isn’t over. Both sides are appealing the board’s compromise decision. But compassion and anger are not the same as politics, and it would be a mistake to say that good policy is simply righteous feeling codified. Policymaking may start with emotion, but it must step away from emotion toward principles and practicality — the vision of a good society, plus the logical consideration of a law’s consequences, intended or not. For example: Just about everyone feels rage toward murderers and sympathy for their victims. But do those feelings justify the state execution of murderers? Opponents must overcome their revulsion to the crime itself and sometimes ignore the wishes of the victim’s loved ones. Proponents must ask if death sentences can be justly handed down. Both need to think about what policies best protect the public. Feelings — even ethics — of forgiveness or vengeance, no matter how justified or widespread, are not enough to make good law. Another difference between personal acts and politics is the question of control. Many generous philanthropists feel obligated to help the less fortu-
nate. Yet they oppose taxes that might alleviate the poverty of the very institutions or families to whom they give their money. Why? They’d rather write their own checks than be required by the government to do so or allow their money to be distributed by elected officials. Paul Cillo, Hardwick’s former State Representative and my significant other, invokes the Vermont state motto, “Freedom and Unity,” to talk about these questions. Most people want to promote personal freedom and responsibility, he says; they also want the government to serve the public good, which may mean curtailing freedom and helping some people who aren’t particularly responsible. It’s not a choice between private charity and welfare, private freedom and public unity, though: “The political fight is always over where you draw the line between the two.” Perhaps because loss is a universal experience, compassion is a near-universal virtue. I’d surmise it is distributed equally between conservatives and progressives, religionists and atheists. Compassion is not sufficient to pay the firefighters or house the homeless, however, and in politics, we rarely even agree on what acts comprise it. Still, as Charlie Volk suggests, an outpouring of simple good acts warms a public spirit badly in need of warming — like coffee for a suddenly homeless woman standing in her nightgown in a school gym. m
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Unless I misread the body language — and I’d always been pretty good at reading body language — my interview subject STORY was propositioning me. ERIK “Listen, Lariss,” he said, smoky eyes ESCKILSEN catching a glint of late-afternoon light through his hotel-room window. I didn’t care for the way he’d taken to dropping the “a” at the end of my name. Hollywood people did things like that sometimes. He examined his fingernails, rolled down the sleeves of his salmon-colored sweater — it looked like cashmere — and gave me a smile I’d seen on the cover of TV Guide the year before. “Like this sweater?” he said, turning to the window. “Looks comfortable.” “Birthday present from Tom Jones.” He hummed a few bars from “What’s New, Pussycat?” then sighed. “So, here’s what I was thinking.” He looked at me
again, his tan, finely boned face cocked at an angle. “I have two more of these to do, not including you. And then . . .” — his eyes traveled down my blouse — “I was thinking of getting a bite. How does that sound?” I hoped my eyes didn’t widen involuntarily. This was supposed to be an interview. I was to ask the questions; he was to give the answers. But he was George Hamilton, the George Hamilton, star of Evel Knievel, slated to hit movie theaters nationwide in one month. I tapped my pen on my notebook to refocus. “I think we’ll have plenty of time right here,” I said. “I’m almost to the end of my questions.” George Hamilton snorted through his sleek, jetlike nose and reached to tap a finger on my knee, as if mocking me. “I’m glad we’re almost through,” he said, “because these interviews give me such an appetite.” He stopped tapping and rested his hand, palm down, on my leg. I shifted in my chair, and George Hamilton drew his
hand back. And as he did, I noticed how delicate his hands were. He ran them through his impeccably coiffed locks in a gesture so precious that the notion of him playing motorcycle daredevil Evel Knievel struck me as absurd. As George Hamilton looked out the window again, somehow even more wanly than before, I thought of the footage I’d seen of Knievel attempting to jump the fountains in front of Caesar’s Palace a few years earlier. He landed all wrong and, after falling off his bike, the machine ran him over. He wound up in a coma. I was just starting out as a reporter then, and my colleagues generally considered Knievel a reckless idiot with a death wish. But I secretly admired him, especially the brash way he
to imagine the words in Evel Knievel’s steady Western voice. Never. Not his style. He wouldn’t smarmily dance around the issue. He’d ride right up and ask me out. He’d be a man about it. I began to question the fairness of casting George Hamilton in the role of Evel Knievel — fairness to Evel, a bona fide daredevil, not some bronzed cad in a suite at the Ambassador Hotel. “I’d like to finish the interview,” I said. George Hamilton sighed, looked at his fingernails again. “I guess you just don’t have my appetite,” he said. “So, I guess this interview is over.” I stood. “Thanks for your time.” As I left the suite and signaled for the reporter waiting down the hall — a guy I recognized from Esquire — I realized that I didn’t have a killer story. I
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A personal framer. Trolling eBay for kitschy vintage Hawaiian art to decorate my sister’s new house, I stumbled on Flowers of Hawaii, a 1938 book with 30 stylized botanical illustrations. I bought myself a beat-up copy with pristine plates, ready for framing — and to transport me to my childhood. A stockingful of frequent-flyer miles. With a best friend’s wedding in Stockholm this spring and a can’t-miss school reunion/luau in Honolulu this
summer, I need a Trump-load of miles to get airborne in 2006. iPod 60GB. Skip the Shuffle and nix the Nano — I want the fattest iPod out there! My goal: to upload the two or three keeper songs per CD from a disused swath of my collection, and download 99-cent desiderata from the iTunes store, such as my favorite Bach cantata (#106) or disco cheese like Alan O’Day’s “Undercover Angel.� A Christmas Carol, first edition. The words of Marley’s ghost stay with me between frequent re-readings: “I wear the chain I forged in life.� I own several well-worn paperbacks, but Charles Dickens’ 1843 original is a work of art, a five-shilling Christmas mini-indulgence in its own day, bound in salmon-brown leather with gilt lettering and hand-colored illustrations.
SEVEN DAYS | december 07-14, 2005 | feature 37A MEGHAN DEWALD A piano dolly. I can’t play the piano, so my husband doesn’t really fathom my fascination with piano tuning and repair. Despite this, last Christmas he surprised me with an upright junker of my very own. The only problem is, it weighs a ton, and one of its little wheels is AWOL, so it’s a bit hazardous to move around. A dolly would help me get my tinkering on. Sparkly tights and legwarmers. Once the snow sets in and streets get slushy, Vermont is lacking in color. In the midst of winter doldrums, nothing brightens my day like over-the-top legwear. Clad in silver or hot-pink hose and calf-covering glitzy knits, I’ll be all set to watch Flashdance when I get home. Miniature tools. Welcome to the dollhouse. I putter around with Lilliputian puppets and models for animations and amateur theater, and my fascination with the small extends to tiny furniture. Crafting that to-scale armchair would be easier if I had a hand-drill, router and jigsaw cut down to hobby size. Japanese-style cast-iron teapot. I love tea, but I love heavy metal teapots more. Something about hefting a hot five pounds with every pour focuses one’s concentration — you can’t help but slow down and relax.
Know? by Berkeley psych professor Philip E. Tetlock. Tetlock studied 284 pundits and “expertâ€? commentators over 20 years and found that — surprise! — they were no better at predicting the future than the average news reader, and often worse. A musthave for grumblers and skeptics. A guide for the selfemployed, with advice on everything from taxes to health insurance to how to keep your cat from pestering you for hourly feedings when you work at home. If this doesn’t exist, it should. A case of Flag Hill Farm Sparkling Hard Cyder, made in Vershire using the mĂŠthode champĂŠnoise. Never mind the
I’m finally old enough to get over my embarrassment and pay a pro to make my body feel good. Now that I’ve gotten that secret off my chest, here’s another: I crave a leather jacket. The classic motorcycle style. Dark brown. Really buttery. Sometimes I go into Champlain Leather in Burlington just to stroke and smell them. Blackflower chocolate truffles, hand-crafted in Shelburne, come in amazing, sweet-andspicy varieties, such as chili vanilla bean, wasabi ginger and Sherry vinegar with Spanish paprika. If I’m going to blow my diet, it better be for something exceptional.
This is a bottle of cider just like you’d find crusty old men swigging in Normandy while reminiscing about seeing Josephine Baker in the ’30s. A cold bottle of ÉphÊmère. I was never much of a lite-beer girl, but ÉphÊmère changed my mind. The evanescent white fruit beer, which comes in blackcurrant and apple variations, is made by the QuÊbec-based company Unibroue. The delicately scented Apple contains Granny Smiths, coriander and Curaçao. Open it, and suddenly you’re in the middle of a springtime orchard.
MARGOT HARRISON The Complete New Yorker — 4109 issues on eight DVDs. Some people find themselves wondering in the wee hours what movie critic Pauline Kael thought of The Poseidon Adventure, or how “Talk of the Town� weathered the Great Depression. I’m one of them, but to enjoy these I would need the second item on my list. A fully equipped Apple desktop computer that wouldn’t be rendered obsolete by next year’s switch to Intel processors. Because there’s no way to make a laptop ergonomically correct. Expert Political Judgment: How Good Is It? How Can We
twee spelling. This is a bottle of cider just like you’d find crusty old men swigging in Normandy while reminiscing about seeing Josephine Baker in the ’30s. The perfect antidote to tax code and insurance literature.
RUTH HOROWITZ A portable FM receiver — the kind other folks at the gym strap on their arms, so they can listen to the TV over the hum of the treadmills. Since I’m too snobby to watch television at home, this is my chance to learn what Tony Danza and Kelly Ripa sound like — not to mention all those music videos on MTV. If that receiver also played CDs, I could tune out Gwen Stefani and pop in The Kronos Quartet’s You’ve Stolen My Heart: Songs From R.D. Burman’s Bollywood. I love Bollywood’s over-the-top musical numbers, which sound like Phil Spectormeets-Ravi Shankar. Legendary vocalist Asha Bhosle sings liltingly along with the strings. OK, I’ll say it: I’d like a gift certificate for my first-ever professional massage. At 48, I figure
KEN PICARD New passport. Fee: $55. Federal security surcharge: $12. Execution fee: $30. Ability to flee the country if Karl Rove & co. bring back the goosestep: Priceless. New couch. Nothing with overstuffed cushions, straight backs, sharp edges or upholstery that’s easily punctured by a dog’s toenails. Rule of thumb: A good couch is like a good sex partner: gentle, accommodating, easy on the rump and comfortable in almost any position. Snow blower. In suburbia, you’re nobody unless you can send the white stuff flying off your driveway without breaking a sweat. Give me a self-propelled blower with power steering, a 13horsepower engine and tracks like a Sherman tank. Polarized sunglasses. Remember the good ol’ days when there used to be an ozone layer? Then a $10 pair of drugstore shades sufficed. These days, serious peeper protection from nasty UV rays is a must. Sadly,
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A dog sled. In the dead of winter, it’s dark by 4:30 p.m., which leaves little time on workdays for running the dog. But a one-dog sled (with headlamp) would be ideal for burning off some of that excess puppy fuel. And, I could commute on it when gas prices spike above $3.
A Calphalon Nonstick Omelette Pan. Because one of my life goals is to cajole some eggs into a classic, elegant omelette without it falling apart or sticking to the freakin’ skillet.
PAMELA POLSTON The Ironman 112M spinning bike. I just can’t haul my butt to those crack-of-dawn classes. I’d rather feel the burn while listening to the evening news
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CASEY REA Hydrogen fuel cell motorcycle. My friends marvel that I haven’t driven a car in more than a decade. Guess I’d really blow
cant other is greatly appreciated. Add some delicious vegetarian Thai food and a few exotic beverages and the experience is even lovelier. The way to this man’s heart is definitely his belly. Roland V-Drum. While some know me as a guitarist, my secret fantasy is to pound the skins. But apartment living isn’t conducive to late-night, rhythmic rackets. While $3500 is a lot to spend on fake percussion, it could be worth it; if I don’t like the internal sounds, I can replace them with other samples using computer technology. Sounds perfectly geeky. A Supreme Court nomination. So what if I don’t have any
A good couch is like a good sex partner: gentle, accommodating, easy on the rump and comfortable in almost any position. (which also burns me up), and then jump into my own shower. At $895 the bike is kinda pricey, but I believe I’m worth it. A Power Puff Girls lunchbox. For years I had a blue, boxy, insulated thing that carried its last meal the day the zipper got stuck with my lunch trapped inside. I’d prefer a PPG unit, but that might be hard to find since the big-eyed urchins seem to have slipped in popularity. (And Dora the Explorer is no substitute!) Second choice: The 1950sstyle, construction-worker classic — black, metal, with a dome for the Thermos. A day at the spa. Sometimes a girl just needs to be rubbed the right way. Not to mention rehydrated, buffed, scrubbed, pol-
their minds tooling around on one of these. The 50 mph, Emissions Neutral Vehicle looks like something out a Bond flick but costs a mere $6000 — laser guns optional. The downside? It would be tough finding a filling station outside of California. The King Kong 2-Disc Special Edition DVD. With director Peter Jackson about to unleash his ritzy remake, what better time to watch the 1933 original? Jackson isn’t alone in his gorilla fetish; I spent countless childhood hours studying a grainy VHS copy of the film. The Kong lore included in the extras is sure to drive this monkey bananas. A romantic dinner at Parima. This time of year, any chance to relax with my signifi-
previous judicial experience? Judging from recent nominations, it may no longer be a prerequisite. And unlike other candidates, I’d be perfectly forthcoming under senatorial interrogation. I’m a pro-choice, progay-marriage, environmentally conscious political realist who loves long walks on the beach and vegan pizza. Who could refuse me? CATHY RESMER My house has been without heat since the furnace conked out November 19, so the first item on my list is the high-efficiency Weil-McLain boiler model Ultra 80, complete with a new, dual-pipe hot-water system. The appliance and installation will cost around $13,000. Perhaps Santa could also spring for the
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Minutes Away! removal of our ancient, asbestos-laden steam boiler. Families Like Mine: Children of Gay Parents Tell It Like It Is. In its review, the Rocky Mountain News described Abigail Garner’s 2004 book thusly: “Its contents may not be what people on either side of the gay parenting debate wish to hear — but that’s its great strength.” I’d like to read it before my partner gives birth to our first baby in February. A Subaru Outback 3.0 R Wagon, starting at $28,995. At last, a family car that’s safe and fun to drive, and has fewer than 138,872 miles on it! I would happily make do with an Outback 2.5i, starting at $24,795. Please note: I prefer the Willow Green Opal / Moss Green Metallic color combo. “Lost,” Season Two, on DVD. I know, it’s not out yet. I rented the Season One DVDs and watched them on my laptop, but haven’t been able to watch Season Two, since I don’t have a TV. Last I saw, Walt was kidnapped by pirates! I’m also still waiting for Season Five of “Six Feet Under.”
A Dutch oven. My boyfriend will definitely interpret this as a fart-joke reference, but it’s the big, heavy pot I’m after — a cast-iron Le Creuset goes for $250 on sale. Not to be confused with a crockpot, this cookware is perfect for soups, stews and other long-simmered stuff. And, without it, I’ll never get into the International Dutch Oven Society.
I’m not sure when, if ever, the city is going to grant my wish by plowing the Burlington Bike Path. And I’m tired of the dirty looks I get at the gym when I exceed the stingy 30-minute treadmill time. So I’ll also have my eyes, and hopefully one day my feet, on a Nordic Track 7600R Reflex Deck, the Rolls Royce of indoor rollers.
PAULA ROUTLY Low-cut long johns. I resist the cold by wearing impractical outfits, but eventually don the johns — silk, usually — when I start to lose feeling in my thighs. But where the jeans leave off, the skivvies keep on going. Hip-hugging BVDs, anyone? Deeper Doeskin™ décolletage? Winter wouldn’t be so bad if our long underwear stayed under.
Of course, I do have some cross-country skis and snowshoes that could use a good dust-off, so I’d also like a membership to Williston’s Catamount Outdoor Center.
A tango partner. I don’t mean this euphemistically; I really would like to get in touch with my inner Argentinean and, by all indications, stepping out sola is not an option. Along with the dance lessons, a Spanish tutor, por favor.
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“Orange Sky II” by Gillian Klein, $550. I’ve coveted this painting since the South End Art Hop last fall. It evokes a romanticized urban environment that I associate with my childhood in metro Detroit, and with the bohemian lifestyle I’m giving up to become a parent.
A little woodstove. Beats drilling for natural gas off the coast of Florida. Plan B: backyard sauna.
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Something to read . . . other than Seven Days stories. Preferably long, fact-filled tomes that will make me feel less like a dilettante. This winter’s got Shelby Foote’s 3000-page The Civil War: A Narrative written all over it. In a pinch, I could always burn it for fuel.
I’ve long scoffed at noisy, smoke-spewing snowmobiles, but for some reason, the Dark Side is calling my name this winter. Add a Ski-Doo Mach 2 to the list. If all my praying to Ullr, the god of snow, pays off, we’re in for some serious dumps this winter. So, just in case, I’ll add a Black Diamond Lynx Telescoping Shovel, for digging myself out of avalanches. Or maybe I’ll clear off the bike path myself. m
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ack in the ’90s, scientists identified the quark molecule — a sub-atomic particle that has a tendency to disappear upon close examination. Vermont’s Vorcza, a trio formed at the tail end of the same STORY decade, are similarly ephemeral. CASEY Comprising organist Ray Paczkowski, REA bassist Robinson Morse and drummer Gabe Jarrett, the group has entertained IMAGE audiences with groove heavy, Technicolor MATTHEW splatter-jazz for nearly eight years. Their THORSEN chronology is somewhat discontinuous, however: Scheduling conflicts among Vorcza, members prevent Vorcza from performing December 9, Higher Ground as often as fans would like. Sometimes, it’s Showcase as if they don’t exist at all. Lounge, 9 p.m. On Friday, December 9, the trio cele$10/12. brates the release of its long-awaited sophomore effort, Corner of the Morning, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. The show takes place the day after Paczkowski gets home from a national tour backing up guitar god Trey Anastasio. It’ll be the first time in months he’s played with Vorcza. Despite periods of inactivity, Vorcza has thus far led a charmed existence. The band became a local favorite not long after
coming together, due to the strength of their live performances. Vorcza’s early gigs at Burlington’s Red Square are the stuff of legend, and they’ve played in venues from the Big Apple to Nova Scotia. Their debut release in 2002, titled Maximalist, was a rare mix of the spontaneous and the cerebral, pleasing jazzers and jam fans alike. Corner improves upon the formula, with reflexive grooves, simmering organ funk, and even vocals. Guest artist Anastasio has an inspired turn on “A Call to Demons� which is sure to be a treat for fans disappointed by his recent, more streamlined solo output. If Paczkowski’s fellowship with Anastasio has increased the band’s exposure, it’s also resulted in missed opportunities. For example, the trio’s upcoming disc isn’t exactly new. Recorded more than a year ago, its release was delayed until Vorcza could play shows to support it. Being in a band with such limitations has led its members to adopt a Zen-like detachment. “I’ve totally let go of any expectations about Vorcza,� Morse states. “At this point I just enjoy it when it happens.�
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Vorcza’s organ-driven jazzedelia has been compared to that of another popular trio, Medeski, Martin & Wood. high school, he taught himself bass guitar. According to Morse, there was never any doubt about what he wanted to do with his life. “As early as I can remember I was into music more than anything else,� he says. The records his parents played in his youth helped shape his articulate, funky bass style. “They were into Ray Charles, Stevie Wonder and Al Green,� Morse recalls. “I got into rock when I was a little older, stuff like Led Zeppelin and Jimi Hendrix. From there I went through just about anything you can imagine.� During downtime from Vorcza, Morse gigs with a number of acts, including Michael Chorney’s Magic City and his own small combo. He also works as an apprentice to instrument maker Paul Perley.
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he holiday entertainment season is gathering steam: Nutcrackers pirouette through towns across the state; the Toys Take Over Christmas for their 15th year at the University of Vermont; and schools, STORY churches and community theaters offer so ELISABETH many permutations of Christmas CREAN pageantry that satirist David Sedaris could write a local version of his Holidays on Ice. It may seem a stroke of madness to add anything to December’s festivity-filled calendar, but this year two Burlington theaters have new entries with a timeless twist: old-fashioned storytelling. Winter Tales, directed by Mark Nash, produced by Vermont Stage Company. FlynnSpace, Burlington, December 7-11, Wednesday through Saturday at 7:30 p.m., Saturday and Sunday at 2 p.m. $23-27.50. Benefit show Sunday at 6 p.m. includes preshow reception, $60. Dickens by Candlelight, directed by Matt Wohl, produced by the Waterfront Theatre. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, December 15-18 and 21-23, 7 p.m. $20. December 15 show is a benefit for the Waterfront Theatre, $40.
Before there were high-kicking, sequinclad Rockettes or ballerinas in frothy layers of tulle, even before kids playing Wise Men dressed in old sheets and cotton-ball beards, live entertainment meant gathering around a fire to read or tell stories as the weather outside got frightful. Vermont Stage Company’s Mark Nash and Waterfront Theatre’s Matt Wohl have chosen to take holiday theater back to its communal roots. For Winter Tales, Nash has assembled material — stories, poems, songs, even some silly Santa jokes — from a broad range of traditions, and commissioned new tales from Vermont writers such as Chris Bohjalian and Philip Baruth. Master storyteller Willem Lange presides over a group of VSC regulars, who read the longer stories to the audience from a large, bound volume called Winter Tales. “The conceit is, it’s a book that’s been gathering stories for years,” explains Nash. In Dickens by Candlelight, Wohl puts a fresh spin on a holiday warhorse — Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol. This
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three-person version is a hybrid between a reading and a full play, with the performers acting out multiple parts as well as narrating the scenes — “so you keep a lot of Dickens’ words,” says Wohl. In hewing tightly to the original text, the adaptation preserves “his colorful narration as well as the colorful characters.” Neither show will be traditionally staged, with the audience seated in rows and actors performing on a stage. Instead, both will put attendees at candlelit tables — “like coming into somebody’s parlor,” says Nash. Winter Tales will provide hot cider and ginger cookies; at Dickens, tea and homemade treats. The inspiration for Winter Tales came in part from the success of Vermont Fiction Live — evenings hosted by Lange at which local authors read from their work on the Flynn MainStage. “We wanted to have our own holiday traditional production,” says Nash; the storytelling format supplied a simple
bit wacky through the eyes of a non-Swedish spouse. Bohjalian’s tale grows out of a simple Secret Santa exchange in a classroom. And Kathryn Blume’s story uses the backdrop of Hanukkah to show how a child copes with the death of his friend’s father in Iraq. Blume also tells the solstice story that Nash — her husband — grew up hearing from his “nutty stepfather.” As she explains in the script, he “decided that they needed a good Origin-of-Holiday story to go along with the greens-gatherings and bonfires and goat sacrifices and whatever else they were doing back then.” The “Org Story,” featuring characters such as SmOrgasbOrg, the Swedish cook and Saint Nickel Ass, is fall-on-the-floor funny. Nash also solicited contributions from the community and received an avalanche of responses — nearly 100 from adults and 200 from students. Almost every submission touched on the theme of family. “What was surprising to me was
It feels like each of the stories recounts not an idealized holiday but an authentic experience. MARK NASH, VERMONT STAGE
and appealing solution. Reading aloud and being read to, he says, “takes us right back to our childhood.” If it seems that all the great Christmas stories have already been written, staged and filmed, “The good ones still to be told are the personal ones,” Nash suggests. “It seems like there are infinite variations on the miracles, great and small, of the holiday season.” Winter Tales takes an ecumenical approach, broadening its scope beyond mainstream Christmas themes. “We wanted to be inclusive,” Nash notes. “I’m more spiritual than I am religious, and I’m also very conscious of what’s happening in our country culturally, with a greater desire to include the widest range of spiritual observances this time of year.” At the same time, “It’s not a Hallmark-card kind of thing,” he cautions. “There’s a lot of humor, a lot of poignancy, but it feels like each of the stories recounts not an idealized holiday but an authentic experience.” Lange’s own story, about a gruff rural Vermonter named Favor Johnson, could be seen as a traditional Christian allegory about melting a hardened heart. Baruth’s vignette looks at how Swedish Christmas rituals, transported to Vermont, seem a
the number of dark stories that came through,” says Nash. “People really used this opportunity to share some of their deepest feelings.” Eight stories and five poems made the cut; each performance features a rotating selection of the finalists. “It’s very easy to get sentimental and sweet at the holiday time,” Nash says. “And I really feel like our stories steer clear of that. I think we acknowledge in all of the stories that there is pain in the world, and that the holiday time isn’t necessarily a respite from it, but that amidst the painful times there’s also hope. There’s also the miracle of community and connection.” Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol has certainly been oversentimentalized and over-commercialized. It’s the progenitor, in fact, of many other tales we find essential to the season. Without Ebeneezer Scrooge, his Ghosts and Tiny Tim Cratchit, there would be no George Bailey, his angel Clarence, Bedford Falls and It’s a Wonderful Life; no Grinch, Cindy Lu Who and the Seussian denizens of Whoville in The Grinch Who Stole Christmas. But when is the last time you actually read Dickens’ book? “The language is so beautiful — it’s such a great piece of literature,” >> 47A
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rating its large fireplace, slate floor and other architectural elements. For example, a detail on a wrought-iron gate will become the doorknocker that spooks Scrooge by morphing into Jacob Marley’s face. The raised skylight chamber in the center of the ceiling will allow the actors to create ghostly echoes at appropriate moments. Wohl discovered the Dickens by Candlelight adaptation when he was living in Orlando, Florida, where many people in the theater community also have day jobs with Disney. His
London in 1843 or what’s wrong with the world in 2005. “It’s saying, ‘Yeah, things are bad, but we all have the power to make it better, each one of us,’” says Wohl. “We can look at ourselves and say, ‘In this part of my life, I’m like Scrooge . . . I’m making decisions that probably aren’t helping either the people close to me or mankind.’” Dickens made Carol “so much beyond a Christmas story,” says Wohl. “It’s just about decency . . . about having that duty to your family, to your loved ones and to your community.”
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Though the actors will be performing and not reading, Dickens by Candlelight seeks to conjure the atmosphere of hearing the tale as the Victorians would have: vividly read aloud around a crackling hearth. “Our three storytellers will be dressed in simple Dickensian garb. I’m viewing them as the three ghosts, in a way,” says Wohl. “It’s not that each of the performers plays a ghost . . . but it’s almost like these three figures from another era are coming to tell you the story.” Rather than use the Waterfront Theatre space itself, Wohl is setting the performance in the building’s atrium, incorpo-
friend Robin Olson created this version for a local Victorian tearoom, inspired in part by the interactive style popular at many Magic Kingdom entertainment venues. The actors circulate among the tables as they shift in and out of characters, and encourage a gentle bit of audience participation. The closeness between performers and viewers reflects the intimacy Dickens establishes as an author between the narrator and his readers. Wohl hopes this playful immersion in A Christmas Carol will gives the audience a greater appreciation for its powerful message, which transcends what troubled Dickens about
These themes echo in the stories of Winter Tales as well. And both productions set out to demonstrate that good oldfashioned storytelling is not a lost art in the age of the Internet. In fact, says Nash, “I think we crave it more than ever . . . There is something about the simplicity of sitting down and letting our imaginations work for us, as opposed to having it done for us with the movies and the videos and the games and everything. The sound of a voice creating images in your head is more magical than anything even Peter Jackson can come up with.” m
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THE CUSH BLAST OFF Burlington’s elegant space-rockers The Cush recently clued me in to a hot piece of news. The band has signed a licensing and distribution deal with the Chicago-based Undertow Records Collective. This means that their latest disc, New Appreciation for Sunshine, will be available nationwide as early as February. Undertow has a pretty impressive ros-
THE CUSH ter, with clients including Pedro the Lion, ex-Wilco multi-instrumentalist Jay Bennett, Mark Eitzel, and Vic Chestnutt. Check out http://www.undertowmusic.com for more info about the company. Congrats to The Cush — any exposure this band gets is well deserved.
PUNK TV Looking for a game show with more teeth than “Family Feud?” Well, you might want to tune in to VCAM Channel 15 on Sunday, Dec. 11, when legendary Vermont punkers The Wards take on bratty upstarts My Revenge on a program called “Survey Says!” According to Big Heavy World director Jim Lockridge, anyone is welcome in the audience, provided they show up at the Flynn Avenue studios by 6:30 p.m. If you feel like participating but prefer the comfort of your own couch, you can call 651-0589 during the broadcast.
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GET YOUR TWANG ON Last week, I finally had the opportunity to check out Honky-Tonk Sessions, a deliciously rowdy jam that takes place every Tuesday at Radio Bean in Burlington. Hosted by omnipresent cowboy Brett Hughes, the event offers the unpredictable thrills of an open mike while providing the chance to trade licks with some of the finest musicians in the Green Mountains. I arrived just as Burlington’s newest “Western” sensations Buffalo Springsteen were wrapping up their set. The band was hitting even hotter than the previous time I saw them, at Club Metronome. Some bands perform at their best in more intimate settings, and the packed room was certainly that. Guitarist Bill Mullins tore through one incendiary solo after another as bassist Creston Lea and drummer Steve Hadeka pushed the band through its paces. Leader Burrette Douglass crooned his backcountry ditties like a true believer. If you haven’t yet seen these guys, you can catch them at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge on Dec. 8. The rest of the evening was just as fun, with appearances by Hughes, Neil Cleary, Ben MacIntyre, Marie Claire, Aya Inoue, Lowell Thompson and more. A house band featuring Mike Gordon, Hadeka and Chris Michette and Todd Stoops of RAQ backed up each performer. Cleary’s set was particularly exciting. His chemistry with Michette led to some jaw-dropping guitar pyrotechnics that nearly blew the roof off the joint. Both Stoops and Claire took inspired turns on the Bean’s raggedy piano, and by the end the audience seemed satisfied. I even played some guitar, so you know it was a free-for-all.
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GIFT OF GROOVE New Orleans-based funk outfit Brotherhood of Groove were hit hard by Hurricane Katrina. Although the band was on the road when disaster struck, members had little to return to in the storm’s wake. But instead of giving up, they decided to give back, playing gigs to earn money for their brethren at home. BOG leader Brandon Tarricone set up the Backbeat Fund to assist New Orleans musicians in rebuilding their lives, ensuring that the rich musical legacy of the Big Easy is preserved. Now, Tarricone and co. are unwrapping a “Brotherhood for Toys” toy drive just in time for Christmas. The campaign is being held in conjunction with Nectar’s, through mid-December. The club will provide a drop-off spot for donated playthings, which will be distributed to needy families at the Backstreet Cultural Museum in the historical Treme section of New Orleans. Considered the birthplace of jazz, this area was particularly devastated by the heavy weather. You can help spread some much-needed holiday cheer by bringing a new gift — preferably wrapped — to the venue by Dec. 19.
In the future, I predict institutions of higher learning will offer courses on cartoonist/rock superstar James Kochalka. As evidence for my prophecy, I invite you to take a look at two recent, in-depth articles about the artist. Both are available online at http://webcomicsreview.com. The first piece is entitled “American Elf and the Infinite Gutter.” In regards to Well, it’s that time of year again. I’m not talking about elves and Kochalka’s comic diary — published weekly in this very paper — reindeer, either. Here at Seven Days, December means major hustle, as author Philip Sandifer writes, “ There is, functionally, an infinite we kick into double production before taking a much-needed Yuletide amount of space between each strip, and as a consequence, the strips break. resist being collapsed into a single narrative line.” Man, I’d totally So how does this affect you? Well, if you’re a band, club owner or flunk his class. promoter and you want to list in the paper any events between Dec. The other piece takes the form of a roundtable discussion among 21 and Jan. 11, you’ll need to get your info to me no later than some serious comic geeks. “Kochalka manages time and again to December 16, at noon. Consider it your Christmas gift to me. Oh, highlight small moments from his life that seem to cast profound yeah, happy holidays! implications upon the universe and our experience of it,” it states. As a person whose universe has been profoundly implicated upon, I can validate the claim. Seriously, though, it’s a great read, and there’s no pop quiz. Yet. 12/5/05 2:57 PM Page 1 1x6-mexicali112305 11/22/05 1x6-trackside120705 12/5/05 3:55 PM Page 1
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ALEX TOTH GROUP (jazz jam), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC, followed by WILL (rock, Americana), 9 p.m. NC, followed by SEAT BELTS (rock), 10 p.m. NC, followed by SONS OF DAWN (rock), 11 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE QUARTET (jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DJS PRECIOUS & PHILLIP (dance, house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rà Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (roots reggae), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honky-tonk, rockabilly), 8 p.m. $3, followed by NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3. SETH YACOVONE (blues, rock singersongwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by NAMED BY STRANGERS, HAPPY DOG (acoustic jam, folk), 9 p.m. $3. FRIDAY NIGHT BEATS WITH SELECTAH MESZENJAH, DJ RUSSELL (hip-hop, reggae), Club Metronome, 8 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. FLAVA WITH DJS ROBBIE J. & TOXIC (urban dance party), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m. HIP-HOP, REGGAE, DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. VIDEO DANCE PARTY WITH VJ HOT ROD, Foggy’s Notion, 9 p.m. NC. IRIS DEMENT, HUNGER MOUNTAIN 12/6/051x6-vtpub112305 12:27 PM (country-folk Page 11/22/05 1 singer- 11:05 A STING BAND
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venues 411 songwriter, Americana), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $22/25. 18+. VORCZA (progressive jazz, groove; CD release party; COTS benefit), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $10/12. AA. HANS: SOLO (rock), Monkey House, 9:30 p.m. $3. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE WITH PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO BAND (funk, jazz), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. FRACTURED (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.
:: champlain valley TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANE PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. CRAZYHEARSE (rockabilly, alt-country), Great Falls club, 7:30 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. SHANE BRODIE (singer-songwriter), Olde Yankee Restaurant, 6:30 p.m. NC.
:: central BLUE FOX (blues), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. BROKEN STRING BAND (bluegrass), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. Donations. MICHELLE CHOINIERE (FrancoAmerican singer-songwriter), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5. GREG IZOR (New Orleans blues), Positive Pie II, 10 p.m. $3. ERIC TAYLOR (blues, Americana singersongwriter), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $12.
:: northern PIANO BAR WITH ARMAND MESSIER, Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. LUCID (jam), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC. DANA & SUSAN ROBINSON (traditional & originals), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. 1x4-onehalfWEEKLY
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Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Miguel’s Stoweaway, 68 Church St., Burlington, 651-5298. Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050. Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106. Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Drive, Vergennes, 1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 1-800-622-4000. 135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100. Opus Grill, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-0052. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Middlebury, 388-0361. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Positive Pie II, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. 985-2576. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, European Gourmet, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. 223-3334. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. 657-3377. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. 863-2342. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. 859-5013. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. T. Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864. 654-8008. Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Road, Rt. 108, Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. 496-8910. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Burlington, 862-6585. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Melting Pot Café, Rt 2, East Montpelier, 223-1303. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St, Burlington, 864-6044. 644-6607. 1:28 Mes PM Amis, Page 1 311 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8512. 2x1-tantra091405Waterbury Wings, 1 South St., Waterbury, 244-7827. 9/9/05 3:04 PMMainPage 1
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SOCIAL BAND, VERMONT COMPOSERS PROJECT
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(Self-released, CD) Social Band, Vermont’s “lively group of singers,” have certainly had a busy year. As part of their ambitious Vermont Composers Project, the choral group commissioned, rehearsed and performed original works by 25 Green Mountain tunesmiths. Now the fruit of their collaborative labor is available on a CD packed with stirring music and in-depth liner notes. With offerings from non-pop iconoclast David Gunn to folk songstress Patti Casey, Vermont Composers Project nicely illustrates the musical diversity found in the state. Such varied material may sound unwieldy from the mouths of lesser singers. Social Band, however, have created a unified album highlighting the links among classical, traditional and modern music. A cappella is experiencing a resurgence, possibly due to its unadorned dynamism. Social Band certainly deliver in this department — each song bristles with sensitivity and enthusiasm. Opener “Certainty” by Kate Shimizu tackles the subject of life’s impermanence without sounding maudlin. “Vain World Adieu” by Vermont Youth Orchestra Director Troy Peters takes spiritual inspiration from New English choral tradition. Susan Comen’s “Aurora” is decidedly medieval; its potent melody conjures images of antiquity. Despite strong ties to tradition, much of the material is forward-looking. Sara Doncaster’s offering, “The Quangle Wangle’s Hat,” brings a delicious density to a whimsical children’s poem by Edward Lear. “The Brain” by Jorge Martin places an Emily Dickinson poem in an expanse of richly textured harmony. Moira Smiley’s “Find Ways” is as complex as any progressive-rock number, a stunning web of rhythm and modality. Choral director Amity Baker leads her 20-plus singers through the tunes with nimble authority. Whether the band is performing Betsy Brigham’s sweet-tempered “The End of Sadness” or Jon Gailmor’s doo-wopinfluenced “Say It Now,” they do so with the benefit of a smart conductor. The beauty of this union can be summed up in lyrics of Robert Resnik’s offering, “Chords”: “When the melody and the rhythm fit your body like a skin / when the songs you sing make children float and grownups young again / then it doesn’t really matter how it begins or how it ends / We can all get lost inside that sweet refrain.” Vermont Composers Project proves choral music needn’t rely entirely on dusty hymns and ancient madrigals for its source material. Kudos to Social Band and their composer pals for making this so gorgeously obvious. modq-wncs120705 12/2/05 5:02 PM Page 1 CASEY REA
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Vermont songwriter Austin Sirch is a new face in the Green Mountain music community. Judging by his self-titled debut, he’s sure to become a familiar one. With a hazy, anti-folk, experimental bent, his new record is uniquely refreshing. Sirch’s fragile, earnest falsetto is the centerpiece of the disc, which also features upright bass, percussion and strings. Although the charming, homemade packaging contains a track listing, the CD itself is sequenced as a single tune. This forced me to consider the album as a whole — not a bad thing with music this amorphous. Fans of free-flag-flying artists such as Six Organs of Admittance and Akron/Family will find plenty to enjoy here. Like the aforementioned acts, Sirch marries winning melodies to woozily ramshackle song structures. At one point in the proceedings, his multitracked vocals are joined by a quick blast of backwards cello. Elsewhere, the music recalls humid summer afternoons and the buzzing of insects in tall grass. Sirch’s emotional cooing is solid throughout, as he delivers romantic prose like a bohemian Romeo. While the production — by ace ear Michael Chorney — is decidedly lo-fi, the lack of polish only enhances the material’s emotional immediacy. Although the liner notes are spare, it appears most of the music was tracked by Sirch alone. The recording’s weakest aspect is its drum performances. While the beats are interesting, occasional rhythmic misfires come across as more sloppy than avant-garde. Overall, what makes this record so special is its utter lack of self-consciousness. Sirch sounds perfectly comfortable letting it all hang out, musically speaking. This easygoing confidence makes his left-ofcenter compositions remarkably enjoyable. Although young men strumming acoustics is hardly a new phenomenon, his unique spin on the timeworn tradition recognizes few boundaries. Sirch is an enormously promising talent whose work reveals an active musical mind. It’s nice to hear local music that takes such bold chances. If this is the future of the singer-songwriter genre, I say, bring it on.
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:: central MAD MOUNTAIN SCRAMBLERS (bluegrass), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. KRIS GRUEN (singer-songwriter), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by DANNY SCHMIDT (singersongwriter), 9:30 p.m. NC. KATE PARADIS QUARTET (jazz), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5. LIVE LOCAL DJS (hip-hop, reggae), Positive Pie II, 9:30 p.m. NC. AMITY FRONT (Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. NC.
:: northern DAN & MATT (singer-songwriters), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. NITE CRAWLERS (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+. EAMES BROTHERS (original blues), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NERBAK BROTHERS (rock), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $5.
SOLOMONIC SOUND, LION PRIDE SOUND, NIKEL B. (reggae, dancehall DJs), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3. FRANCIS DUNNERY (acoustic rock singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. $15. 18+, followed by OPEN BAND NIGHT, NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS WITH ANDREW KELSEY, JUSTIN R.E.M. (techno, house DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae, dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. COMEDY BATTLE II WITH RUSTY DEWEES, Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $10. AA. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.
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OPEN MIKE, Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC. CLOSE TO NOWHERE (rock), Ake’s Place, 9 p.m. NC. THE HORSE (rock), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. FATTIE B PRESENTS: ELECTRIC RELAXATION (downtempo DJ), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. WRUV DJS L-TRAIN, SHARIYAR, MUNDO (hip-hop, techno), Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC.
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PREVIEWS CHRONICLES OF NARNIA: Andrew (Shrek) Adamson adapts C. S. Lewis’ classic Christian allegory, in which four children walk through a magical wardrobe to enter a kingdom where animals talk. Starring Tilda Swinton, James McAvoy and Jim Broadbent. (132 min, PG) KING KONG: Naomi Watts, Adrien Brody and Jack Black head the cast in Peter Jackson’s big-budget update of the 1933 classic. (PG-13) SYRIANA: Traffic writer Stephen Gaghan steps behind the camera to bring us this geopolitical thriller that grapples with such ripped-from-the-headlines issues as terrorism, government abuse of power and the oil industry. Starring George Clooney, Amanda Peet and Matt Damon. (126 min, R) SQUID & THE WHALE: Jeff Daniels and Laura Linney star in writer-director Noah Baumbach’s tragicomic portrait of a New York family dealing with its disintegration in the mid-1980s. Costarring Jesse Eisenberg, Anna Paquin and Owen Kline. (88 min, R)
SHORTS
Aeon Flux HHH
T BLADE RUNNER Theron attempts to keep off the grass in the latest from Girlfight director Karyn Kusama.
here were less necessary releases than The Island this year. But not many. What a jawdropping bummer it was to watch an actress as talented as Scarlett Johansson waste her time — and ours — going through the motions in a boneheaded sci-fi fantasy set in a generic futuristic society. When I read that Charlize Theron, also an actress of exceptional talents, would be starring in another fantasy set in a totalitarian society of the future, I feared the worst. I needn’t have. The worst was half a year behind us. Not that Aeon Flux has Oscar written all over it. What we have here is a sci-fi exercise that combines many of the things we’ve come to expect from big-budget productions of this kind with a few that we haven’t. It’s a notch or three above something like I, Robot, though not nearly in the same league as, say, Minority Report. Which is actually high praise, given that Paramount refused to screen the picture for critics — something a studio resorts to pretty much only when it’s come to the conclusion that it’s got a huge loser on its hands. The second film from Girlfight director Karyn Kusama, the story is set 400 years in the future. (Ever wonder how the writers of these things decide on the number of years? Scientific theory? Sociological conjecture? A coin toss?) A virus has wiped out all humanity except for the population of a single, walled-in city. This being the future, the place looks like George Jetson was hired as head architect, and its citizens favor unisex space suits. For centuries it has been ruled by descendants of the fellow who discovered the cure for the virus. The city-state appears to be drifting into fascism. We know this because people keep going missing and towering portraits of the man in charge (Martin Csokas) cover buildings, walls and other public spaces. A revolutionary organization has been formed underground based on the belief that Csokas is behind the steady erosion of freedoms. Theron plays the title character, the movement’s most nimble and deadly ninja. The leader of the rebels dispatches her to penetrate Csoka’s heavily fortified inner sanctum and assassinate him. Along with friend and fellow revolutionary, Sophie Okenedo, she makes a daring and success-
ful dash from the “civilian area” of the city to the government headquarters. It’s a merry bit of moviemaking that has the pair cartwheeling and leaping acrobatically as some strange mechanical fruit hanging from trees unleash a blizzard of lethal darts. Beneath them, razor-sharp blades of grass rise out of the ground by the millions. By the time the two women arrive at their destination, they’ve made it past more interesting ideas than one encounters in most entire motion pictures. Something quite unexpected happens when Flux finds herself face to face with her target. Or, rather, doesn’t happen: She’s unable to pull the trigger. Movie critic law forbids my revealing why that is, but I can tell you things get pretty trippy. The balance of the plot is a mind-bending mix that touches on everything from reincarnation and alternative realities to cloning and telepathic communication. Did I mention Frances McDormand plays an otherworldly queen that Theron has to take a pill to chat with? You will not be surprised that all this is based on an animated sci-fi series that aired on MTV during the ’90s. On the other hand, I think you may be pleasantly surprised by how entertaining the film succeeds in being in a completely unpretentious, non-epic way. There’s nothing Matrix-y or self-serious in Kusama’s approach to the material. Rather, she handles the fight scenes, chase scenes and love scenes with the sort of larky lightness one might bring to an outer-space installment of the Charlie’s Angels franchise. The cast is first-class. Jonny Lee Miller is dead-on as a high-ranking official who may not be what he seems. Csokas is more than just a fine, charismatic actor: He’s a walking optical illusion. From one angle he looks just like Kevin Spacey; from another he’s the spitting image of Russell Crowe. I could never make up my mind who he looked like more. Then, of course, there’s Theron. After admiring her Oscar-caliber turn in North Country, it was fun to watch the girl just have a bit of Barbarella-style fun. Hey, we’re not talking 2001 by a long shot. At the same time, Paramount needn’t have been so paranoid. There was no shortage of less-watchable amusements unleashed on Cineplexes in 2005. m
AEON FLUXHHH Charlize Theron stars in Karyn (Girlfight) Kusama’s sci-fi adventure about a futuristic female agent sent to assassinate a government leader. Based on the popular animated MTV series from the 1990s. With Marton Csokas, Jonny Lee Miller and Amelia Warner. (93 min, PG-13) BEE SEASONHHH Richard Gere and Juliette Binoche are paired in director Scott McGehee’s domestic drama about a dysfunctional, highly intellectual family in which the daughter is discovered to have an extraordinary talent for spelling. With Flora Cross and Max Minghella. (104 min, PG-13) CAPOTEHHHH1/2 Philip Seymour Hoffman disappears into the role of writer-socialite Truman Capote in this biopic, which focuses on the years when the author wrote In Cold Blood. Catherine Keener costars. Bennett Miller directs. (98 min, R) CHICKEN LITTLE HH1/2 Zach Braff, Joan Cusack and Don Knotts are among the voice cast in Disney’s computer-animated comedy in which the sky really is threatening not to stay where it belongs. (81 min, G) ENRON: THE SMARTEST GUYS IN THE ROOMHHHH From Alex Gibney comes this critically acclaimed documentary about the climate of corporate greed and corruption which contributed to both the company’s rise and fall. (110 min, NR) FIRST DESCENT: Kemp Curly and Kevin Harrison direct this documentary chronicling the rise of snowboarding through the eyes of early pioneers and current superstars. (PG-13)
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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).
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BY SUSAN GREEN
SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD
Another Passage to India Gerard Backianathan founded CCI, which operates educational programs that have helped more than 10,000 kids in 200 slums and villages. Abrams has vivid memories of her early treks to India. “The kids begging in the streets scared me so much I would cling to my parents,” she recalls. “I had no idea of the politics behind it all or about child labor.” Back home in high school, she read a book on the subject, then contacted CCI and began holding neighborhood garage sales to raise money for the cause. As a freshman at Skidmore College in Saratoga Springs, Abrams made a short documentary about animal rescue for a film course. The summer after transferring to UVM as a sophomore, she went to Honduras for two weeks with 14 other students and a professor, Dan Baker, who teaches community-development courses. Her assignment was to shoot “an eco-tourism video” about Taulabe, a hilly town with caves, waterfalls and various cultural attractions. Local folks also were replacing their antiquated method for processing sugar cane with more efficient and inexpensive Vermont maple evaporators. Before heading south, Abrams first made a training film at UVM about how to implement this technology, which eliminates the environmentally questionable Honduran practice of burning tires.
To finance her excursion to India, Abrams successfully applied for a university grant of $3000. “It really only covered my airfare and transportation around Bangalore,” she notes. That transportation included “riding on the back of a motorcycle belonging to a guy who translated for me,” Abrams says. “The problem was that people we interviewed would answer in long sentences and he’d just repeat a few words. He spoke five languages, but his English was weak.” Nonetheless, she was able to talk with a range of people, from an illiterate adolescent boy who sleeps near a bus station in a remote region to a former CCI student now employed as a teacher. “The camera helped open doors,” Abrams surmises. “It’s a good way to break barriers.” The downside? Not everyone can be saved. Unable to find an appropriate school for the homeless adolescent, Abrams could not locate him again. “It became so personal for me,” she acknowledges. She has organized a few campus screenings and wants to make
“Jeevodaya” available to community groups. Although the doc was not done for UVM credit, the political science major’s senior honors thesis will tap her profound experiences in India. Meanwhile, Abrams turned her Thanksgiving break into an opportunity to participate in Hurricane Katrina relief in Mississippi. She worked on “house deconstruction,” which involved gutting ruined structures. “At one point, we dug through rubble to find insurance papers for an elderly man whose wife had died — not from the disaster, but in a terrible coincidence,” Abrams says. Although she got some footage in the Gulf, her filmmaking instincts are often outpaced by her humanitarian nature. Abrams plans to continue fundraising for India’s needy children. After all, jeevodaya means “where there’s life, there’s hope.” For more information, call Nilima Abrams at 233-0308, or email her at jeevodaya@gmail.com. m
“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.
fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF
READ THIS FIRST:
This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.
Andrea’s married to Alan who’s married to the FED. Richard Nixon will always be remembered as a DICK. The BUS is slow, but it avoids that sticky subway grime. PHOTOS of topless stars are a paparazzo’s trophies. Tiffany got okay grades in COMP LIT, but failed MATH. Jeter is to the YANKS what the alpha male is to CHIMPS. Waiting rooms have lots of glitzy SHOW BIZ MAGS. Without his MEDS, BILLY goes ape-shit like Mr. Hyde. TV is more of a wasteland these days than ever before. The MET is a museum, an opera house and a ball player. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: EASY AS SHORTCAKE. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 63A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.
FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Less is more, more or less.
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ilima Abrams, whose first name means Heavenly Blue in Sanskrit, began traveling to India as a toddler. Her parents were on a spiritual quest, regularly visiting an ashram to meditate. So it’s little wonder the University of Vermont senior and South Burlington resident, now 22, would want to return to the subcontinent to make a film. “That’s where my heart is,” says Abrams, who spent 10 days in and around Bangalore last winter shooting ”Jeevodaya: Hope Through Education.” The approach in her half-hour documentary is rather instructional and promotional. While outlining the plight of some 44 million youngsters who work in carpet factories and other industries — including prostitution — Abrams suggests that an organization called Child Care India (CCI) offers a solution to the problem. Despite some sketchy camera work and sound, the scope of her onewoman endeavor is remarkable. Abrams managed to create a time capsule of a Third World country in flux. “Bangalore is an emerging global power for information technology,” she explains in a voice-over narration. “But there are vast gaps.” Half of the largely impoverished population cannot read or write. Traditional schools are too costly and tend to teach by rote, which leaves many a child behind. A forward-looking Catholic priest named Father
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echnology seems to hold greater sway over photography with each digital breakthrough. So it’s almost hard to believe that Nick Chappell still produces photos the old-fashioned way: He develops them. At Burlington’s Studio STK this month, Chappell presents artistically mature and pleasingly presented photographic landscapes, cityscapes and figurative works, along with a handful of paintings. Cityscapes have long been a favorite of photomontage artists. Chappell’s darkroom technique, referred to as “combination printing,” layers negatives to reinterpret urban rhythms. “Kaleidoscope” is an energetic jumble of façades, with angles running in every direction. Interspersed with the buildings are ribbons of roadway; cars and busses entwine the picture plane without regard to “up” or “down.” The visual depiction of cacophony recalls the overlapping pistons and agitated cinematography in German Expressionist filmmaker Fritz Lang’s 1927 Metropolis. Cities that use low-pressure sodium streetlights are bathed in a yelloworange glow at night; Chappell’s “Behind Bars” was taken in such a place. At left in the composition is a modernist façade; an older brick building is at right. Both are “imprisoned” behind the vertical stripes of light — the translucent bars create a sense of distance between the viewer and the nocturnal scene. All of Chappell’s prints at Studio STK pieces are 12 inches square. That
unusual proportion helps tighten his compositions. A foggy portrait of the biggest building in the “city of the big shoulders” — Chicago’s Sears Tower — makes it look like a groggy giant. A cen-
“Hy-lite, High, and Light,” but the view is more expansive. Red boulders are in the foreground, a dark promontory is at left, and the snow-capped Rockies climb skyward in the distance.
Just as Chappell appreciates the poetic possibilities of city lights, he recognizes how light illuminates the natural architecture of a landscape. tered yet blurry bundle of dark rectangles fills the vertical axis in the beige, monochromatic photo. While his city views are jagged or fuzzy, and always abstracted, Chappell’s landscapes are crystal-clear. “Hy-lite, High, and Light” consists of three mountain ridges sloping at different angles, and tinted in varied color values. A crisp, ruddy, rocky mountain creates a triangle in the lower right foreground of the composition. A crenellated chain of pale blue summits is in the distance, under a clouded white sky. At the left, sandwiched between foreground and background is an almost black silhouette of boulders. Just as Chappell appreciates the poetic possibilities of city lights, he recognizes how light illuminates the natural architecture of a landscape. “Antelope Island” portrays an amazing Utah vista of snowy peaks looming over a smooth-as-glass mountain lake. Its composition is similar to that of
Chappell’s photographs definitely eclipse his paintings, five of which are in the show. The latter are executed with spray paint and oil. While he does interesting things with textures in his abstract landscapes, Chappell’s use of color is quite raw compared to the chromatic sophistication of his photos. The painting “Pi” has three vertical panels, which show the same design of numbers, circles and blue hills from three different depths: far, near and in between. The triptych is interestingly positioned within a red circle, about 6 feet wide and painted directly on the gallery wall. Chappell’s enigmatic marriage of painting and mathematics must be clear to him, but it’s a little obscure for most viewers. The paintings show, perhaps, that he is a restless, ambitious artist, but the easier rewards, so far, are to be found in his photos. m
SVETA SUSLOVA: "Photographs of Russia," color images by the SMC grad student. Sloane Art Center Gallery, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 654-2536. Reception December 7, 5:30-7 p.m. Through December 12. MICHAEL SMITH & MARY ELLEN MANOCK: A collaborative show of paintings. Union Station, Burlington, 863-6627. Reception December 9, 5-7 p.m. Through January 2. MICHAEL T. JERMYN: "Absolute Illumination," new still-life and travel photographs. La Brioche, Montpelier, 223-1570. Reception December 9, 6-8 p.m. Through December. JOSIAH JACKSON: Photographs from journeys in Vermont and New Zealand, in handmade wooden frames. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Reception December 9, 5-8 p.m. Through January 29. HOLIDAY ART SHOW: Fine, affordable art by six Vermont artists: Shabnam Sadr and Linda Bryan, photography; Gretchen Bittner, prints; Heather Bushey, paintings; Hosanna Bogert, pottery; and Tom Arnold, metal sculpture. The Well Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-6700. Reception December 10, 4-6 p.m. Through January 13. DECEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Eight regional artists in multiple media show their works. Yester House, Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception December 10, 2-4 p.m. Through January 8. FRED G HILL: "Chips From a Few Blocks," color photographs. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Reception December 14, 7:30-8:45 p.m. Through December.
TALKS/ EVENTS ‘DISABILITY & THE ARTS NEIGHBORHOOD CHAT’: A community discussion about disability awareness and arts accessibility in Vermont, presented by the Statewide Independent Living Council. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 2445895. December 8, 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. GALLERY TALK: Ann McFarren, an exhibitor in the current holiday show, talks about the works. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 7750356. December 9, 6 p.m. STUDENT SHOW: Students of Castleton State and Green Mountain colleges show their sculptures and get critiqued by faculty. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. December 9, 1 p.m. MORETOWN ARTISANS’ SALE: The 3rd annual event features works by more than 20 crafters from the Mad River Valley. Moretown Town Hall, 496-2794. December 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. ART DEMONSTRATION: Artist-illustrator Ginny Joyner shows how to work with watercolors. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 3883177. December 10, 1:30-5 p.m.
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TALKS/EVENTS << 03B ART EXTRAVAGANZA: An art seconds sale, a book signing with authors of Vermont Art Guide, a holiday bake sale and viewing of the members' show benefit the center's education programs. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. December 10, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ‘THE GIFT OF ART’: Members offer their works in a holiday show and sale. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. December 10 & 11, 17 & 18 and 24, 1-4 p.m. ‘FOUR ARTISTS/FOUR WEEKS’: Photographer Kevin Bubriski discusses his work, the last in a series of talks. Indian Hill Gallery of Fine Photography, Pawlet, 325-2274. December 11, 1 p.m. PHOTOGRAPHY CRITIQUE: Members of the Firehouse Community Darkroom meet to discuss their work. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. December 14, 6-8 p.m.
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IN WITH THE NEW Waterbury is becoming a miniMecca of the visual arts: The Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery launched last week above The Alchemist on Main Street, just around the corner from Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop and down the street from the seasonal Moon House Art Gallery. Painter/curator Ruth and her husband, sculptor Shannon Matthew Long, are featured along with a diverse mix of other Vermont artists (see “State of the Arts� this issue, page 19A). Moving away from her previous bold, figurative works, Ruth’s current subjects are isolated landscapes, slightly abstracted with palette knife. Pictured: Ruth’s “Sea Dog.�
GROUP SHOW: Artworks in multiple media by Janet Biehl, Kit Donnelly, Mary Johnson, Sara Katz, Lynda McIntyre, Ayn Baldwin Riehle and Lynn Rupe. Maltex Building, Burlington, 865-7166. Through March. CAROLYN SHATTUCK: "Unstill Lifes," paintings, Skyway Corridor; and CASEY BLANCHARD: "Migration Home," monotypes, Gates 1 & 2, Burlington International Airport Gallery, 865-7166. Through January. ALLISTAIR MCCALLUM: "Fallen Birches, paintings. Enigma Gallery, Essex, 879-9220. Through December. BILL CROSBY: "Landscapes," abstracted acrylic paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. Through December. ‘WINTER WOODS’: A group show featuring photographs by Jeri Lynn Eisenberg and works by 15 others in multiple media. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 9853848. Through January 24. ALEX HIRKA: New collages. City Market CafĂŠ, Burlington, 863-3659. Through December. STEWART MCHENRY: "The Near and Far," color photography, Dining Room; and DASHA KALISZ: ceramics, Solarium. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through December. BOB HOOKER: "Embracing Transformation," paintings in acrylic and collage, reflecting patterns of decay and disruption. Kolvoord Community Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 878-6955. Through December. 1x5-boutiliers120705 12/5/05
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‘FIFTY-FIFTY’: Custom handbags, or sk8bags, from the New York label Beck(y), featuring works by more than 20 designers. Pursuit Gallery, Burlington, 862-3883. Through December. JANET BIEHL: Etchings of Burlington; and ANDREW KLINE: Old West Church photographs; and LYNA LOU NORDSTROM: Handpulled color prints; and DAVID SOKOL: Insects, crustaceans and other prints. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through January 2006. MIKEY WELSH: "Potatoes Hurl Midnight Onions," new paintings. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through December. MARK TOUGIAS: "A Sense of Place," oil landscapes. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Through December 18. NANCY ELLIS: "New England in Watercolor," paintings. Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through December 15. ‘WORLDS OF TEA’: Objects from the permanent collection exploring tea culture in Western and Asian cultures; and EADWEARD MUYBRIDGE: "Studies in Locomotion," pioneering photographs documenting human and animal movement. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through December 16. ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe. Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 6555845. Through December.
:: champlain valley MICHAEL EGAN: A retrospective in glass works. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3177. Through December. ‘SMALL ART SHOW & SALE’: Small, affordable art by 22 local artists; sales benefit building renovations. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 388-1436. Through December 23. LINCOLN COMMUNITY SCHOOL: Student drawings, paintings and photographs show connections to land, garden, river and community; also, the frog collection of Lisa Cloe. Lincoln Library, 453-2665. Through December. PRINT EXHIBITION: Intaglio etchings by students in Hedya Klein's printmaking course, Pit Space, Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College, 443-3168. Through December 9. LES POSDAMER: "Faces & Places," portraits and scenes from around the world. Tully & Marie's Restaurant, Middlebury, 388-4182. Through December.
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abstracted landscapes — and cloudscapes — by Bill Crosby this month. The Plattsburgh artist’s nonobjective vistas are braced by decisive passages of bold brushwork; surprising swaths of orange and crimson accent otherwise neutral backgrounds. Crosby’s exhibition of 20 solid canvasses, large and small, is a welcome respite from the jolly, not-so-subtle hues of the holidays. Pictured: “Marsh.”
‘ASIAN GAMES: THE ART OF CONTEST’: Games, playing pieces, illuminated manuscripts, paintings and screens explore the social roles of games from Japan, China, India and Iran; and ART NOW: CONFRONTING FIGURES: Large paintings by Marlene Dumas of Amsterdam, Gary Hume of London and Nicola Tyson of New York; and, PETER PLAGENS: "Serge Protector," an abstract painting by the temporary prof and art critic. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. All through December 11.
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Montpelier, 828-8743. Through December 22. GRAND OPENING SHOW: A brand-new gallery presents 11 Vermont artists with playful or offbeat styles. The Lazy Pear Gallery, 154 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7680. Through January 30. ‘GIFT OF ART’: A holiday show with photographs, prints, sculptures, jewelry and more. Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. Through December 24. SANDRA SHENK: "Meditation on Autumn Reflections," Polaroid transfers and montages; and JENNIFER PEREILLE: "Brilliant Hues of Summer," mixed-media paintings. The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. Through December. JANET MCLEOD: "Country Stores," paintings. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through December. ROBYN PEIRCE: "Icons and Idols," acrylic and mixed-media paintings. Landgon Street Café, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. Through December 11. STUDIO SALE: Paintings and sculptures by Axel Stohlberg. Axel's Frameshop & Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through December 20. CHAFFEE’S HOLIDAY SHOW: Samantha TalbotKelly, Ann McFarren, Robert Sydorowich, Andrea Stix Waserman and students of Rutland Town School exhibit their works. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through January 2. ‘CELEBRATE!’: Paintings, ceramics, photography, textiles, glass, woodworking and more by gallery members fill all three floors. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through December. LINDA HOGAN: Photographs. Montpelier City
HOLIDAY GIFT BAZAAR: Affordable fine arts and crafts exhibit and sale. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-9878. Thursdays - Saturdays through December 18. SARAH MUNRO: "Stream of Consciousness," abstract colorist expressionist works. City Center, Montpelier, 229-6219. Through January 6. GRETCHEN ZIMMER: "Homage to Claude Monet, 'Water Lilies,'" paintings. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 229-6112. Through December. LISA CARPENTER & ROBIN SHEPHEARD: "Dieachselen Zuchen," photography and multimedia. Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 229-5454. Through December. JULIE RUTH: Paintings; and SHANNON MATTHEW LONG: Sculptures in wood, steel and stone; and other artists in multiple media. Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery, 23 South Main St., Waterbury, 730-2527. Friday Sunday evenings through January. ‘THE JURY IS OUT’: The Art Resource Association 30th annual holiday exhibit with works in multiple media. 10/10/05 T.W. Wood Gallery, 5x6-MMFA101205 11:43 AM
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Hall, 229-9416. Through December. ED KOREN: "A Big Hairy Celebration," works by the New Yorker cartoonist. Vermont Cartooning College, White River Junction, 295-3319. Saturdays, noon - 5 p.m., through December 10. ‘CELEBRATE MORE!’: Paintings and photographs by members of Studio Place Arts. Barre Opera House Lobby, 479-7069. Through December. JAVIER CINTRON: Prints and paintings. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 3562776. Through December. GALEN CHENEY: New paintings. Vermont Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through December 30. KATIE FLINDALL: "My Season of Peace," watercolors and pen-and-ink works. Moon House Art Gallery, Waterbury, 882-1079. Through December 20. SEVEN VERMONT SCULPTORS: New works by Willard Boepple, Chris Curtis, Patricia de Gogorza, Nancy Diefenbach, Lynn Newcomb, Tari Swenson and Judith Wrend. Sculpture Garden, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through May 2007.
:: northern HOLIDAY SHOW: "Vermont Artists in Europe," featuring small works by Gil Perry, Jan Brough, Rob O'Brien, Peter A. Miller and Elizabeth Allen. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through January 2. ‘GREAT GRAPHICS’: An exhibition of vintage posters from 1895-1945 advertising travel, skiing, movies, patriotism and propaganda. Clarke Galleries Cold Comfort Farm Annex, Stowe, 253-7116. December 10 - February 15. WINTER SHOW: More than 20 local artists
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exhibit their works. Stowe Town Hall, stowe studioarts@pshift.com. Through March. YOUNG ARTISTS JURIED EXHIBITION: Artwork in multiple media by area high school students. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 18. E.C. RACICOT: "Functional Bathroom Art," vanities using recycled wood and hand-thrown stoneware basins. Vermont Maple Wood Gallery, Stowe, 253-8211. Through December. JOSEPH SALERNO: Paintings and drawings. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Through December 17. GRACE HOLIDAY EXHIBIT: Selected works by Merrill Densmore, T.J. Goodrich, L. Fogg, Larry Bissonnette, Ken Bridges, Dot Kibbee, James Nace and Gayleen Aiken. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through January 25. LUCINDA MASON: "The Painted Surface," oil paintings from the artist's "Made in Montréal" series. Flavor Restaurant, Stowe, 253-3075. Through January 1, 2006. CAROL MACDONALD: "A Call to Alms," new works in monoprint and mixed-media. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 2538943. Through December 9. AFRICAN ART: SCULPTURE & CULTURE: New and traditional pieces of art from Congo, Tanzania, Mali and Burkino Faso. Stowe Craft Design Center, 253-7677. Through December 15. ‘LAND & LIGHT LANDSCAPE EXHIBITION’: An annual invitational featuring regional artists in the landscape tradition. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through December 18.
:: regional KERRY O. FURLANI: "The Artist's Hand: Slate in Bas Relief," 19 slate carvings. Slate Valley Museum, Granville, N.Y., 518-642-1417. Through December. ‘SENSE OF THE CITY’: A multimedia exhibition about urban phenomena and perceptions. Canadian Centre for Architecture, Montréal, 514-939-7000. Through September 2006. ‘RIGHT UNDER THE SUN’: Landscapes of Provence, paintings from Classicism to Modernism (1750-1920). Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 1-877-BEAUX-ARTS. Through January 8. ‘COLLECTANEA’: Objects from the permanent collection illustrate the "museum as hunter/gatherer," Gutman Gallery, through February; also "CELEBRATING TWENTY YEARS: GIFTS IN HONOR OF THE HOOD MUSEUM OF ART": Prints, paintings, ceramics and more, Second Floor Galleries; and FRED WILSON: "So Much Trouble in the World, Believe It or Not," an installation rearranging items from the permanent collection, both through December 11. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808.
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Dear Cecil, Why is it that ancient Greek and Roman paintings, sculptures and other works of art depict males with such small genitalia? My first thought was that the artists wished to draw the viewer’s attention to other, more important, aspects of the work. However, my roommate has pointed out that this treatment has the opposite effect. I really don’t think evolution has treated us as kindly as this artwork might lead us to believe. So why the small penises? Phil, Los Angeles Phil, it’s time we had a little talk about the Greeks. You remember the Greeks. They were the guys (and it was mostly guys — women at the time were mainly relegated to childbearing and housekeeping or sex objecthood, and were seldom heard from) who pretty much invented what we now think of as Western civilization. Their ideas about culture and society, which the Romans copied, influence us to this day. The Greeks also . . . well, we’ll get into a discussion of Greek sexual preferences some other time. For now let’s just say they were fascinated by male beauty, and in particular by (ahem) the penis. The Greeks weren’t shy about displaying their manly attributes. Nudity was celebrated in Greece as in no culture before or since. We’re so used to nude classical sculpture and painting that we figure that’s how everybody walked around back in those days. In fact, however, male nudity in art and among athletes and warriors was largely confined to the ancient Greeks, for whom it became a point of pride — they considered embarrassment at having to disrobe for sports a sign of barbarism. Admiration of the manly form at times verged on the cultlike; the more heroic bits of male sculpture, small penis or no, have an erotic charge that can make even a straight male sweat. Naked women were
depicted too, but less often, and you sometimes get the feeling the artist’s heart wasn’t in it. The penis shows up in Greek art a lot — big ones as well as small ones. For example, there’s the temple of Dionysus on the island of Delos, which features giant stone penises carved in the third century BC. Decapitated now, they’re still impressively scaled and in a state of salute. (The academic term describing this condition, incidentally, is ithyphallic.) Sculptural depictions of the erect penis were an everyday sight in the classical world. A common boundary marker and household totem in ancient Greece was the herm, originally a representation of the god Hermes. It consisted of a head on top of a simple squarish pillar — your basic supersized Pez dispenser — unadorned except for, in front, an amply proportioned, usually erect, and sometimes arrestingly protrusive penis and scrotum. Scholars tell us that such decorations were apotropaic (you learn a lot of vocabulary in this field) — that is, intended to ward off evil, and that folks back then paid no more attention to them than we would to a lucky horseshoe. Maybe. All I’m saying is, stuff that even now we’d consider hard-core porn you saw then just walking down to the Piraeus. The ancients were also unembarrassed by graphic displays of sex. Greek men — to be precise, male Greek aristocrats — figured if it moved, they could have sex with it, or at least look at pictures about having sex with it. We have countless examples of crockery showing various combinations of humans, deities, and the occasional animal engaged in the amatory act, most of it presumably used as party favors to put the lads in the mood. Even in painterly scenes having nothing to do with sex the genitalia were often conspicuously displayed. From this vast array of XXX-rated artwork we can make a few deductions about Greek aesthetic preferences, genitaliawise (here I mainly follow Kenneth Dover’s landmark study Greek Homosexuality, 1978): (1) Long, thick penises were considered — at least in the highbrow view — grotesque, comic or both and were usually found on fertility gods, half-animal critters such as satyrs, ugly old men, and barbarians. A circumcised penis was particularly gross. (2) The ideal penis was small, thin, and covered with a long, tapered foreskin. Dover thinks the immature male’s equipment was especially admired, which may account not only for the small size but the scarcity of body hair in classical art. A passage from Aristophanes sums up the most desirable masculine features: “a gleaming chest, bright skin, broad shoulders, tiny tongue, strong buttocks, and a little prick.” You’re thinking: How times have changed. Ain’t arguing. Of course, we do have to take into account a contributing factor: Artists’ models were nude, and their studios lacked central heat. CECIL ADAMS
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NORTHERN LIGHTS Siberia is more than a big deep freeze. The land is home to herds of reindeer and the world’s largest freshwater lake. In “Night Fires,” a winter solstice celebration arranged annually by Theatre Group Ltd., environmental and cultural themes from northern Europe and Asia support a hymn to fresh water, and a prayer for the healing of the earth. Music and chants in Sami, Finnish, Mongolian, Norwegian and Russian meld with shaman stories in a colorful pageant that stars a salmon and animal characters. At four locations statewide, masked dancers and an ensemble of singers and actors plunge into a deep river of poetry, color and movement. Santa Claus? Who’s he?
‘NIGHT FIRES’ Thursday through Saturday, December 8-10, Tuesday and Wednesday, December 13 & 14, Friday through Sunday, December 16-18, see calendar for various times and locations. $13-15. Info, 863-1024. http://www.nightfires.org.
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WED.07 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. CIRQUE DE SINGE BRISE: Indie artists, musicians and spoken-word poets from throughout the Northeast join Burlington-based performers in a touring collaborative show. Club Metronome, Burlington, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 658-1771. CAMBRIDGE COFFEEHOUSE: Singer-songwriters The Winn Sisters play acoustic folk at the 158 Main Restaurant & Bakery, Jeffersonville, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 644-6632. JAZZ SHOWCASE: Students from Dick Forman’s workshop play music that reflects their studies. Lower Lobby, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. GUITAR ENSEMBLE CONCERT: The sound of sixstringed instruments fills the Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2180.
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‘THE ONCE & FUTURE UBU’: Local playwright Seth Jarvis directs his collaboratively produced political satire about a king who’s off his rocker. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 651-8877. ‘WINTER TALES’: Storyteller and VPR commentator Willem Lange hosts a dramatization of original narratives by Vermont writers Chris Bohjalian, Philip Baruth and others. See preview, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-28. Info, 863-5966. ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: Northern Stage produces this musical comedy about the gambler-and-conartist underside of the 1950s. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 296-7000.
POETRY FORUM: Vermont poet David Budbill reads, then encourages language lovers to share their own favorite verses. Morrisville Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-1261. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns so everyone can read at a Boho evening of free verse. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. ‘PORTRAITS OF THE ARTISTS’: Literary art lovers examine Barbara Mujica’s novel, Frida. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. VERMONT WRITERS: Readers circumnavigate historic preservation conundrums in Suzi Wizowaty’s The Round Barn. Cabot Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 563-2721. BOOK DISCUSSION: Magical realism fans chat about Isabel Allende’s Daughter of Fortune. Lincoln Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. INK, SWEAT & TEARS: Burlington-area writers share constructive criticism and caffeine. Muddy Waters, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 238-4040.
GEORGE AIKEN: A former aide to the mid-20thcentury Vermont governor and U.S. senator investigates how his moderate Republicanism holds up in present-day politics. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. BEETHOVEN’S SKETCHBOOKS: Pianist Michael Arnowitt compares and illustrates different drafts of the composer’s works in a talk about the creative process. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. ‘MYTHS OF THE SEASON’: Vermont College’s Cannon Labrie makes connections between Christmas and winter solstice traditions. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 456-1040. VERMONT REFUGEE RESETTLEMENT: Nonprofit volunteer Ann Broekhuizen describes her experiences helping new immigrants adjust to American culture. Smugglers’ Notch Lounge, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1293. SPIRITUAL TALK: A philosopher ponders the meaning of Rosicrucianism’s red cross symbol. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706.
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‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, Also, see exhibitions in Section A. 598-1077. ARTISTS’ LEARNING CIRCLE: Creative types get ‘TAKING FLIGHT’: Dance students conduct down to brass tacks at a meeting about marexperiments-in-progress at a loosely structured keting and promotion strategies. Woodbury exhibition. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College College, Montpelier, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 800Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 12/6/05 8:50 AM Page 1 1x4-Savoy120705 12/5/05 4:32 2x3-noah120705 PM Page 1266-4062. 443-6433.
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WED.07 << 11B PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1010:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. PICTURE BOOK TALKS: Homeschoolers in grades K-3 hear two of the 10 stories short-listed for this year’s Red Clover Award. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956. BOOK TALKS FOR HOMESCHOOLERS: Hometaught students in grades 4-8 learn about four titles eligible for this year’s Dorothy Canfield Fisher Award. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: An exonerated death-row prisoner and a representative from the Campaign to End the Death Penalty share a message from California prisoner and five-time Nobel Peace Prize nominee Stan Williams, who’s scheduled to be executed December 13. Room 102, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Town Office Meeting Room, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341.
<calendar > SISTER CITY MEETING: Promoters of cultural exchange between Burlington, Bethlehem in Palestine and Arad in Israel gather at Burlington City Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2001.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: Take a journey through the eyes of an injured bird from rescue and rehab to eventual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. HEALTH WORKSHOP: Your mom was right! A chiropractor offers spine-tingling advice on how to stay fit by sitting up straight. Discover Chiropractic, Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 951-5700. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. GARDENING TALK: Green thumbs get pointers on potting houseplants for winter health. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon. Free. Info, 658-2433. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Needle-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. FESTIVAL OF TREES: Dozens of creatively decorated conifers inspire viewers to vote for their favorite. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 9 a.m. 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: Six categories of culinary creations with entirely edible trim tempt visitors to vote for their favorite. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 10 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.
‘TREES FOR TEENS’: Sales of evergreens and holiday ornaments help support a local youth center. In front of Montpelier City Hall, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9151. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: Purchasers pause to peruse tempting tomes for the bookworms on their lists. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens peruse archives and learn how to produce their own shows. Channel 17, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. ORCHID CLUB: Horticulturalist Bob Aldrich explains how to pot and divide particularly picky plants. Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3505. ENGLISH CONVERSATION: Students learning English as a second language chat informally to improve their speaking skills. South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080. FARM & FOOD LINK POTLUCK: Local growers and consumers connect agriculture to community at a tasty brainstorm session. UVM Extension Office, Howe Center, Rutland, 6-8:30 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 775-0871. CAREER WORKSHOP: High school students and their parents get pointers on choosing a life direction. VSAC Resource Center, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. HOLIDAY CELEBRATION: Patients with leukemia, lymphoma or other blood-based cancers commemorate the season with family and friends. Call for Burlington area location, 6-8 p.m. Reservations and info, 847-4848. THAI MASSAGE WORKSHOP: Simple techniques and a few advanced assisted yoga postures incorporate hands-on practice at the Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. FRAUD PREVENTION SEMINAR: Experts from Vermont’s consumer protection program explain how to safeguard against identity theft. Mozart Room, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-5640. THINK TANK: Female business owners bring questions to a group brainstorm and feedback session. Threadneedle Fabrics, Essex Town Center Outlets, 6-8 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 363-9266.
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dance GHANIAN DRUM & DANCE: The Akoma Drummers play and teach West African rhythms, circle dances and accompanying songs in a join-in jam session. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2896.
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‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ AUDITIONS: Actors pitch their pipes for the part of Horton in Lyric Theatre Company’s spring show based on the books of Dr. Seuss. The Schoolhouse, South Burlington, 5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484. ‘THURSDAYS@7’: Local comedian John Wilson and other wisecrackers celebrate stand-up with funny business that’s too spicy for kids. Waterbury Center Grange Hall, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 244-4168.
film ‘NINE LIVES’: See December 7. ‘NO DUMB QUESTIONS’: Three sisters deal with the fallout when Uncle Bill becomes Aunt Barbara in this gender-bending short. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906.
DIMENSIONAL SHIFTING: Polarity practitioner Darrell Brann describes how a near-death experience enabled him to see and heal human energy fields. 84 Oak Lane, Bristol, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2627. AGRICULTURE & THE ENVIRONMENT CONFERENCE: Farmers, policymakers and environmental scientists survey sustainable farming in Vermont in four panel presentations. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $40. Registration and info, 485-2455.
AMERICAN CULTURE SERIES: Readers of P. L. Gaus’ murder mystery Blood of the Prodigal ponder its portrayal of Amish communities. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. YVONNE DALEY: The journalist, professor, biographer and director of the Green Mountain Writers’ Conference discusses the authors profiled in her book, Vermont Writers: A State of Mind. Stowe Free Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. JOSHUA CHASAN: The Burlington rabbi presents his new book, Judaism Inside Out, which redefines the discourse around Israel by exposing the bigotry of fundamentalism. Borders, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711.
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‘HOLBEIN’S FLY’: Graphic design professor David Lustgarten traces the relationship between work and creativity in the modern world. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 651-5995. MADELEINE KUNIN: The former U.S. Ambassador to Switzerland speaks about her three terms as Vermont’s governor. Ellsworth Room, Johnson State College Library, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1251.
BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 7. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.
Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.
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When Charles Dickens died, a fruitseller’s shopgirl is said to have cried, “Mr. Dickens dead? Then will Father Christmas die, too?” The author’s A Christmas Carol chronicles the transformation of a miser who mends his ways after supernatural intervention. The story helped rekindle Christmas cheer among workpressed Industrial-era citizens in both Britain and the U.S., sending a message that cut through material trappings. Two 20th-century retellings come to the state this week. The Nebraska Theatre Caravan’s musical version features elegant 19th-century costumes and a live orchestra at the Flynn, and the No Strings Marionette Company pulls heartstrings in Randolph with an all-puppet adaptation entitled Scrooge.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 7. PICTURE BOOK TALKS: See December 7. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3 to 5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 24 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. HOLIDAY GIFT-MAKING: Crafty types in grades 1-5 make presents, then wrap them at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 or 4-5 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956.
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THU.08 << 13B COMMUNITY CHAT: People with disabilities and arts administrators discuss statewide arts accessibility. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-5895. LEGACY PROJECT TOWN MEETING: Burlington residents take stock of the city’s progress toward sustainability, then get neighborly at a community dinner and celebration. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4229.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 7. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 7. FESTIVAL OF TREES: See December 7, 9 a.m. 6 p.m. A cocktail party precedes a benefit auction sending conifers home with high bidders. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6-9 p.m. $12. Info, 775-0903. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 7. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 7. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 7. CHRISTMAS TREE SALE: All proceeds from purchases of these fragrant evergreens go to help the homeless via the Committee on Temporary Shelter. City Market, Burlington, noon - 9 p.m. $30 per tree. Info, 863-3659, ext. 216. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan out moves to better their game-play. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen their speaking skills before a supportive audience. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. EMP WORKSHOP: Landlords and property managers learn the “essential maintenance practices” required for lead paint under Vermont law. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 5-9 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7599. INTERNATIONAL MARKET: Crafty shoppers pick up handmade items and artwork from India and Uganda. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.
FRI.09 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. HOLIDAY CAROLING: See December 8, 6 p.m. ‘A MOZART MARATHON’: The renowned chamber ensemble the Raphael Trio commemorates Amadeus’ 250th birthday with a program that packs in all of the composer’s piano trios. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. HOLIDAY POPS CONCERT: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra’s seasonal tour includes excerpts from Babes in Toyland and Tchaikovsky’s The Nutcracker. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 476-8188.
<calendar > VERMONT PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: The ensemble’s holiday pops concert includes excerpts from Handel’s Messiah, and a carol sing-along. St. Augustine’s Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $19. Info, 476-8188. LESSONS & CAROLS: Holiday music performed by faculty and students supports this community celebration at the St. Michael’s College Chapel, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. GEORGE WINSTON: The internationally renowned pianist and composer plays seasonal works that evoke the natural world. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $27-37. Info, 775-0903. BAND & CHOIR CONCERT: Students sing selections from choral works and play holiday favorites. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. BOB STANNARD: The Vermont-based harmonica player rips out jazz and blues harp accompanied by guitarist and singer Chris Kleeman. Morse Center for the Arts, St. Johnsbury Academy, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 748-2600. RICHARD RUANE & FRIENDS: The man behind the Ripton Coffeehouse leads eclectic and original folk on multiple instruments. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘A JUG BAND CHRISTMAS’: The seven-member Skanktone Jug Band invites audience members to join in on old-time holiday faves with fiddle, banjo and other instruments. Rochester Federated Church, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 767-3732.
‘THE SHEPHERD’S PLAY’: No room at the inn? The Champlain Community Players present Rudolf Steiner’s version of the Christmas pageant. Christ Church Presbyterian, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 658-9974. ‘GUANTANAMO: HONOR BOUND TO DEFEND FREEDOM’: On International Human Rights Day, a reading of this award-winning play tells the true story of four British citizens swept up in the post-9/11 American dragnet. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-4929.
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ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 7. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 7, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 8. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216. SANTA CLAUS: The jolly gentleman from the North Pole greets little visitors at A Teacher’s Closet, Rutland, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. ‘KIDS’ KNIGHT OUT’: Ages 5-12 enjoy an evening of movies, swimming, food and more at Ross Gymnasium, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5-9 p.m. $10-15. Registration & info, 654-2721. HOLIDAY BUFFET: Storyteller Tom Stamp entertains with a fictional flavor for every appetite. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.
‘THE NUTCRACKER’: Vermont Ballet Theater performs Tchaikovsky’s holiday fave featuring a toy soldier who comes to life on Christmas Eve. Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. FRIDAY SWING DANCE: The Colin McCaffrey Swing Band encourages twirlers to shift their feet at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $15. Info, 860-7501. BURLINGTON CONTRA DANCE: Caller Will Mentor notes new and old moves to fresh airs from maritime folk band Atlantic Crossing. St. Anthony’s Church Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 434-2446.
drama ‘THE ONCE & FUTURE UBU’: See December 7. ‘WINTER TALES’: See December 7. ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 7, $23-43. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 8. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 8, Unitarian Church, Burlington. ‘BEN FRANKLIN, PRINTER, ETC.’: See December 8. ‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ AUDITIONS: See December 8. Grease-paint enthusiasts try out for the part of Gertrude.
film ‘WHERE THE TRUTH LIES’: Sex, mystery and scandal ignite this steamy film noir from director Atom Egoyan. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘WAL-MART: THE HIGH COST OF LOW PRICE’: This thought-provoking documentary weighs the pros and cons of the world’s biggest superstore. Plainfield Community Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-3154.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. WOODY JACKSON: The Middlebury artist famous for images of bovine beatitude signs copies of his 2006 “Cowlendar.” Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.
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SAT.10 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. HOLIDAY POPS CONCERT: See December 9, Flynn MainStage, Burlington. $12-46. Info, 863-5966. RANI ARBO & DAISY MAYHEM: The Northampton folk fiddler and her rootsy, oldtime bluegrass band play guitar, bass and a 100-percent-recycled drum kit over tight harmonies. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 877-6737. VERMONT YOUTH CHAMBER WINDS: This flute-and-clarinet-featuring ensemble holds a winter concert at the Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. SILVER LEAF GOSPEL SINGERS: The old-time a cappella group turns out jubilee spirituals in a joint concert with the Bluegrass Gospel Project. See calendar spotlight. Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 229-9593. VA-ET-VIENT: Francophone folksters connect the musical dots between traditional tunes from Québec, France and Louisiana. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. 11/22/05
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SENIOR RECITAL: Composition student David Dean premieres original music. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. VOCAL CONCERT: Students offer various works as the culmination of fall semester studies. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ‘A RENAISSANCE YULETIDE’: The Addison Early Music Society presents a program for instruments and singers at Holley Hall, Bristol, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-3625. ‘SONGS OF WINTER HOLIDAYS’: Vermont musicians Susan Reit and Mary Ann Samuels sing and play harp, hammered dulcimer, recorders and percussion. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878. WATERBURY COMMUNITY BAND: Local musicians host a holiday concert to benefit the Waterbury Food Shelf. Waterbury Congregational Church, 4:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 888-9327. ‘AN ADIRONDACK CHRISTMAS’: Four local musicians and several guests convene for a memorable holiday concert at the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7 p.m. $12. Info, 518523-2512.
dance ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: See December 9, 2 & 7 p.m. CONTRA DANCE: Northern Spy makes sweet and snappy music for caller David Millstone to direct dancers in soft-soled shoes. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $7. Info, 785-4607. HOLIDAY DANCE PARTY: Boogie to the sounds of the New Gypsy String Quartet and the St. Johnsbury Afro-Caribbean Drum Ensemble at this benefit for victims of Hurricane Katrina. Masonic Temple, St. Johnsbury, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 748-2600. MAPLE LEAF MORRIS DANCERS: Youthful folk steppers from Norwich introduce an ancient English tradition, with bells on. Alumni Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 11 a.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. ‘SWING & SWEETS’: A benefit dance for the Vermont Institute of Natural Science features dessert and music by the Legendary Strafford Blues Band. Woodstock Inn & Resort, 8-11 p.m. $35. Info, 457-2779.
drama ‘THE ONCE & FUTURE UBU’: See December 7. ‘WINTER TALES’: See December 7, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 7, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $23-43. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 8, 3 & 7:30 p.m. The Rutland Youth Theatre Stages a second production at the Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 2 & 7 p.m. $8. Info, 773-1822. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 8, Unitarian Church, Burlington. ‘BEN FRANKLIN, PRINTER, ETC.’: See December 8. ‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ AUDITIONS: See December 8. Young people who can play stage ages 6 and up try out at the Williston Central School, 8:15 a.m.
‘THE SHEPHERD’S PLAY’: See December 9. ‘GUANTANAMO: HONOR BOUND TO DEFEND FREEDOM’: See December 9, Windsor County Building, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. ‘THE COMPLETE WORKS OF WLLM SHKSPR (ABRIDGED)’: Laughter ensues when the Augenblick Theatre Company pulls a fast one on the Bard. Vergennes Union High School Auditorium, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 877-2858. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: Professor Ria Blass and co-puppeteer Suzanne Lupien offer a marionette version of the Bethlehem boarding of Jesus, Mary and Joseph. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 356-2776.
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film ‘WHERE THE TRUTH LIES’: See December 9.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTIST DEMO: Vermont illustrator Ginny Joyner fills in her method of watercolor portraiture. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 1:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3177. ART SECONDS SALE: Ceramics, fiber arts and frame-able prints preoccupy browsers at a oneday-only clearance. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069. BOOK SIGNING: Ric Kadour and Christopher Byrne sign copies of their comprehensive Vermont Art Guide at Studio Place Arts, Barre, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069.
words PULITZER PRIZE WINNERS: Readers investigate Beth Henley’s Crimes of the Heart at the Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-6632.
talks ‘OFF-PISTE IN VERMONT’: Local photographers Brian Mohr and Emily Johnson share a slideshow of backcountry adventure-skiing shots as part of the Stowe Mountain Film Festival. Vermont Ski Museum, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5434. OLDER WOMEN’S LEAGUE: State Senator Jane Kitchel of Caledonia County describes the upcoming debate over a statewide universal health care plan. A potluck lunch follows at the Aldrich Library, Barre, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 229-0782.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 7. SANTA CLAUS: See December 9, 12:30-4:30 p.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627.
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Classical pop concerts have something for everyone, and that seems to go double around the holidays. The Vermont Symphony Orchestra starts off the program on its three-town tour with Leroy Anderson’s crisp and effervescent “Sleigh Ride.” Ring-ting-tingling bells and an especially percussive whip-crack accent Anderson’s instrumental work, which he wrote during a 1947 midsummer heat wave — lyricist Mitchell Parish didn’t add words until three years later. “Lovely weather for a sleigh ride together with you?” Also on tap: Telemann’s “Concerto for Viola in G,” featuring soloist Tatiana Trono, a Vermont Youth Orchestra member and a high school senior from Essex Junction. Want to sing a chorus or two? Before the concert ends, audience members can join in on carols.
HOLIDAY POPS CONCERT Friday, December 9, Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 476-8188. Saturday, December 10, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12-46. Info, 863-5966. Sunday, December 11, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 3 p.m. $16 & $26. Info, 775-0903. http://www.vso.org
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SAT.10 << 15B BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. VERMONT AUTHORS: Leda Schubert and Caldecott Award-winning illustrator Mary Azarian introduce their new picture book, Here Comes Darrell. The Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. HORSE & BUGGY RIDES: Pint-sized equestrians get a leg up at the top of Church Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7253. ‘ECHO ENCOUNTERS’: Science-minded kids ages 4-10 play at a drop-off day featuring games, stories and exploration. ECHO Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 864-1848.
sport MT. MOOSALAMOO SNOWSHOE: Winter walkers hike this moderate, 5-plus-mile trail with special footgear. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 660-2834. JINGLE NAIL RUN: Locals ring in each step on this 10K race to the Rusty Nail. Starts at Stowe Mountain Resort, 2 p.m. $25 includes long-sleeved T-shirt. Info, 253-6245.
activism ONE.ORG VOLUNTEER MEETING: Compassionates convene to assist the global efforts of the Campaign to End Extreme Poverty, the nonprofit coalition behind last summer’s Live8 concerts. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 324-1401. WORKERS’ RIGHTS BOARD HEARING: U.S. Congressman Bernie Sanders chairs a panel of elected and faith community leaders to hear public testimony from Vermont workers on International Human Rights Day. Mann Hall Auditorium, Trinity Campus, UVM, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0009.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 7. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 7. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 7, noon 4 p.m. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 7, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. CHRISTMAS TREE SALE: See December 8, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. WAGON RIDES: See December 9, 1-3:30 p.m. WOODSTOCK’S WASSAIL WEEKEND: See December 9. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental niche of coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. SANCTA LUCIA FESTIVAL: A candle-crowned girl personifies enlightenment at this Swedish dinner and seasonal pageant. See calendar spotlight. Covenant Community Church, Essex, 4:30 & 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 879-4313.
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INFO SESSION: Prospective students hear about adult-focused programs in advocacy, mediation and community development. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-639-6039. SELF-GUIDED HOLIDAY HOUSE TOUR: Woodstock residents open six historic homes as part of a festive Wassail celebration. Various locations, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $30. Info, 457-3981. WASSAIL PARADE: Costumed equines from the Green Mountain Horse Association pull antique wagons and carriages for a few blocks surrounding the Woodstock Village Green, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 234-9096. HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE: Cookies, crafts, stories and a special planetarium show bring festivity to the tiers of taxidermy at the Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372. SOLIDARITY CRAFT FAIR: A huge silent auction offers items made locally and abroad. Homemade soup, chili and desserts round out the day at Planting Hope, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Donations. Info, 229-0947. WINTER HOLIDAY FAIR: Vendors of crafts and foodstuffs help raise funds for afterschool programs at the Vergennes Union Elementary School, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 877-3761. ‘A TOUCH OF VERMONT’: This holiday gift market highlights in-state artists, craftspeople and entrepreneurs, and the U.S. Post Office offers gift shipping on site. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 224-9964. HOLIDAY BAKE SALE: Cookies, cakes and fruit breads complement coffee and inspire sweet gifts. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7069. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: Silver jewelry, musical instruments and silk scarves are among the unique offerings ranging from Bali to Egypt. Masonic Lodge, Waitsfield, 10 a.m. 8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5500. CABOT SCHOOL AUCTION: New merchandise and gift certificates from local businesses help support a scholarly club trip to France. Cabot School Gymnasium, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 563-2289. ‘A CHRISTMAS GIFT TO GIVE’: Brush wielders combine celebration with meditation in a watercolor card workshop led by artist Judy Citarella. Clementwood Spiritual Life Center, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. - noon. $12. Info, 773-4488. SCRAPBOOK WORKSHOP: Photo preservation proponents learn how to snazz up their snaps. Lincoln Library, 1-3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 453-2665. OPEN HOUSE: Science-minded types take a guided hike, then tick off the wishlists of beloved birdlovers at a holiday discount sale. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. MASSAGE FUNDRAISER: Feeling tense? A 10minute rubdown supports Milton’s Family Community Center. Sacred Space Massage, Milton, 1-3 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 893-9966.
CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets to show visitors how it’s done. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.
SUN.11 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. HOLIDAY POPS CONCERT: See December 9, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 3 p.m. $16 & $26. Info, 775-0903. VERMONT PHILHARMONIC ORCHESTRA: See December 9, Barre Opera House, 3:30 p.m. ‘A JUG BAND CHRISTMAS’: See December 9, 2 p.m. FACULTY RECITAL: “Dance of the Sugar Plum Fairies,” anyone? Organist David Neiweem pushes pedals in a noontime concert. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. WALLACE HILL QUARTET: This Plattsburghbased foursome offers original compositions and jazz standards at Borders, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. COMMUNITY CAROL SING: Students, friends and neighbors give voice to holiday favorites. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. LESSONS & CAROLS FOR ADVENT & CHRISTMAS: An interfaith service combines choral music and congregational singing with texts of the season. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 4 & 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ADVENT CHOIR SERVICE: A liturgy of old and new musical sources accompanies works by composers Elizabeth Poston, Peter Hallock and others. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471. FIDDLERS’ CONCERT: Members of the Northeast Fiddlers Association bow jigs and reels at a holiday party hoedown. Montpelier Elks Club, 1-5:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-1244. ‘A MUSICAL CHRISTMAS CARD’: A church choir and the Cumberland Bay Barbershoppers join the Champlain Valley Sweet Adelines for nostalgic four-part holiday harmonies. St. Peter’s Church, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 518-565-4696. CASTLETON COLLEGIATE CHORALE: Massed singers feature an evening of works by French composers, including Fauré and Debussy. Fine Arts Center, Castleton State College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 468-5611.
drama ‘WINTER TALES’: See December 7, 2 p.m. A special Vermont Stage Company gala performance and silent auction follows at 6 p.m. $60. Info, 862-1497. ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 7, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $23-43. 2x4-CCTA110905
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‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 8, 3 p.m. ‘BEN FRANKLIN, PRINTER, ETC.’: See December 8, 2 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: See December 10, 4 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’: The Nebraska Theater Caravan stages a musical adaptation of Charles Dickens’ classic story. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7 p.m. $22-34. Info, 863-5966. ‘SCROOGE’: The local puppetmasters of the No Strings Marionette Company retell Dickens’ crusty-miser chronicle for an all-ages audience. See calendar spotlight. Chandler Center for the Arts, Randolph, 4 p.m. $5. Info, 728-6464.
‘AMAHL & THE NIGHT VISITORS’: The Monteverdi Music School presents this children’s opera about a poor young peasant and his Christmas Eve contribution. Vergennes Opera House, 2 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737. COMEDY BATTLE #2: Rusty DeWees, a.k.a. “The Logger,” emcees a stand-up showdown between local comic talents. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 652-0777.
film ‘WHERE THE TRUTH LIES’: See December 9.
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talks ‘THE ALLEN BROTHERS’: Historian Vincent Feeney explains how Colonial-era real estate speculation enriched Vermont’s first family of developers. Champlain Mill Museum, Winooski, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1846.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 7.
sport ABBEY POND: Hikers navigate a moderate 4plus-miles to this lookout with a vista of Robert Frost Mountain. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 863-2433.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 7. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 7. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 7, noon 4 p.m. CHRISTMAS TREE SALE: See December 8, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. WOODSTOCK’S WASSAIL WEEKEND: See December 9. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See December 10. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: See December 10, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: See December 10.
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HOLIDAY CHEER CELEBRATION: Antique wooden toys, old-fashioned games and an ornament-making workshop for kids create a nostalgic atmosphere at the Milton Historical Museum, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387. ANTIQUES & COLLECTIBLES FLEA MARKET: Treasure-hunters find bargains at the Knights of Columbus Hall, Barre, preview 7 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $1-3. Info, 454-1961. WINTER FAIRE: Puppet shows and crafts entertain offspring while parents peruse toys, treats and balsam wreaths at the West Farm School, Jeffersonville, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 644-2285. BURLINGTON AREA SCRABBLE CLUB: Letter wranglers make every word count in a tournament-style competition. Bring your board to Allenwood, 90 Allen Road, South Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. ‘A COLONIAL CHRISTMAS’: Hot cider, tall tales and candlelit tours illuminate holiday history at the Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. $5. Info, 865-4556. CHRISTMAS OPEN HOUSE: The former homestead of abolitionist Quakers offers punch to visitors, volunteers and history buffs. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3406.
MON.12 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532.
drama ‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ AUDITIONS: See December 8. Tenors, basses and baritones step on stage for various parts. ‘THE SISTERS ROSENSWEIG’ TRYOUTS: Four male and four female parts await intrepid actors interested in this Jewish family comedy by playwright Wendy Wasserstein. Second floor, Rutland Recreation Center, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-8038. FESTIVAL OF SCENES: Directing students bring on the action at a retrospective of their work to date. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.
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BLUE COLLAR AMERICA: Class-conscious readers traverse The Cliff Walk, Don Snyder’s jobloss memoir. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
talks IRAQ WAR TALK: Vermonter Gordon Robison, the FOX News Bureau Chief for Iraq, offers his perspective on media coverage of the conflict. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2727. ‘HARLEM STOMP!’: Burlington author Laban Carrick Hill explores the Harlem Renaissance in a multimedia overview of the movement’s poetry, literature, art and music. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 7. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 7, for children ages 3-5. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See December 7, 10 a.m.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 7. ZONING REWRITE PUBLIC FORUM: Burlington residents put in their two cents about upcoming changes to city land use laws. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7136. VERMONTERS FOR A JUST PEACE: Locals review global issues in Palestine and Israel. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5.
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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 7. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 7. Each December 13, in most of Scandinavia, women wearing white robes and crowns of can‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 7. dles offers sweets. The original St. Lucia was a 4th-century maiden from Syracuse, Italy, but GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 7. the tradition of Sancta Lucia has been celebrated in Sweden for more than 100 years. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: See December 10, Scandinavians have adopted the Italian saint to represent the return of the sun after months noon - 6 p.m. of cold and darkness — her name means “light,” and her headgear embodies illumination. TRADESWOMEN’S LEARNING CIRCLE: Women Covenant Community Church, whose congregation has Swedish heritage, hosts a light meal of ‘WHERE THE TRUTH LIES’: See December 9. working as plumbers, carpenters or electricians fruit soup, Swedish meatballs and limpa bread. A post-dinner pageant trots out trolls, star share business strategies for being or becomchildren and candlelight dancers, as well as the haloed St. Lucia herself. Don’t miss the freshing self-employed. Woodbury College, baked cookies. Montpelier, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 800Also, see exhibitions in Section A. 266-4062. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See December 8. SENIOR LUNCHEON: Elders socialize over a SANCTA LUCIA FESTIVAL Saturday, December 10, Covenant Community LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a music-enhanced meal. Trinity Episcopal Church, Church, Essex, 4:30 & 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 879-4313. hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Shelburne, noon. $4. Reservations and info, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. http://www.jerichocovenantchurch.org 1x3-Foggys120705R 12/5/05 4:29 PM Page 1 2x4-GreenCloset120705 12/5/05 4:44 PM 862-7754. Page 1 2x4-MVED113005 11/28/05 9:30 AM Page 1 Info, 635-1769.
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BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.
CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 7. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 7. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 7. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 7. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: See December 10, noon - 6 p.m. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. ‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle workers relax with fellow fiber artists at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962.
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music Also, see clubdates in Section A. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.
‘THE MYTHS OF THE DISENGAGEMENT PLAN: An illustrated talk examines Israel’s continued annexation of the occupied West Bank. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906. STRESS MANAGEMENT: Tense types hear about ways to relax, without medication. Curves, Shelburne, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8901.
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LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.
ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 7. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 7. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See December 8, for babies and toddlers up to age 3. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See December 9. TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. HOLIDAY STORIES: Is that a mouse stirring? Preschoolers hear seasonal classics at the Burnham Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
drama ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 7, $23-43. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 8, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium. ‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ AUDITIONS: See December 8. Sopranos and altos take vocal and dance workshops before individual tryouts. ‘THE SISTERS ROSENSWEIG’ TRYOUTS: See December 12.
film ‘WHERE THE TRUTH LIES’: See December 9. ‘THE MIRACLE OF MORGAN’S CREEK’: A screening of this comedy by 1940s writerdirector Preston Sturges is followed by a lecture by Savoy owner and film-historian Rick Winston. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 456-1040.
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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM CRITIQUE: Area photographers gather informally to share and discuss each other’s work. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.
words POETRY OPEN MIKE: See December 7. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers buzz about Sue Monk Kidd’s The Secret Life of Bees. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.
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Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See December 7. VIOLIN RECITAL: Thirteen-year-old Vermonter Chris Stork makes strings sing at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
‘BRIDGING TWO CULTURES’: Author Lauretta Verret shares how her French-Canadian family coped in the border village of Derby Line. Smugglers’ Notch Lounge, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 644-1293. LEGISLATIVE OVERVIEW: State Senator Jim Jondos and Representatives Joyce Errecart and David Zuckerman look to 2006 at a meeting of the Champlain Valley League of Women Voters. Windjammer Restaurant, South Burlington, call for meeting time. Cost varies by lunch order. Reservations and info, 985-9754.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See December 7.
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COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike a pose for spine alignment with Anusara-inspired instruction. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9036.
‘THE ONCE & FUTURE UBU’: See December 7. ‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See December 7, $23-43. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 8, Montpelier City Hall Auditorium. ‘SEUSSICAL THE MUSICAL’ AUDITIONS: See December 8. Adult singers of both genders harmonize in a co-ed tryout. JAMES NAISMITH PORTRAYAL: Actor Robert Cheney assumes the identity of basketball’s inventor and talks about the history of the sport. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7076.
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WINTER CELEBRATION: Families catch a concert by music man Peter Alsen. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. HOMESCHOOLER CLUB CAROLS: Students sing along with or listen to guitarist Debi Gray. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665.
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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 7. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See December 7. Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. MERGER TASK FORCE: See December 7, Lincoln Hall, Essex Junction. ZONING REWRITE PUBLIC FORUM: See December 12, Champlain Elementary School. PUBLIC PRE-DESIGN FORUM: Rutland residents offer feedback on possible layouts for a future recreation complex. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See December 7. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See December 7. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 7. ESL GROUP: See December 7. CHESS GROUP: See December 7. KNITTING POSSE: See December 7. HEALTH WORKSHOP: See December 7. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See December 7. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: See December 7. GINGERBREAD HOUSE EXHIBIT: See December 7. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 7. GIANT HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 7. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: See December 7. INTERNATIONAL BOUTIQUE: See December 10, noon - 6 p.m. WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS NETWORK: After a morning seminar on bookkeeping software, more than 40 reps present their companies’ products and services at a luncheon and minitradeshow. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, breakfast 8-9:30 a.m., lunch 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $14 & $18. Reservations and info, 363-9266. m
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(March 21-April 19): Science writer Carl Sagan liked to say, “Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence.” He often invoked that idea in his crusade to debunk theories he considered outlandish, like the proposition that extraterrestrials are visiting our planet. While I think Sagan’s measuring stick is usually quite useful, you should be careful about applying it too fanatically in the coming week. Surprising and marvelous possibilities are headed your way, and at least one of them will be very real but impossible for your rational mind to validate.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In Sicily, the word “mafia” once meant beauty, charm, excellence or boldness. In its modern usage, both in Italian and English, none of the old senses of the word have survived. It refers to organized crime, and conveys a sinister mood. I encourage you to identify a comparable thing in your own life, Taurus: a situation, influence, or relationship that was formerly a blessing, but that has now degenerated into a source of darkness. Is there anything you can do to resurrect its original glory? If it’s even remotely possible, now is the time you’re most likely to accomplish it.
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(May 21-June 20): About 149 light years from Earth, astronomers have discovered a planet in a solar system with three stars. If you lived on that world, you’d regularly see three different sunrises, one each by a yellow, orange and red sun. I think that happens to be an apt metaphor for your current state of affairs, Gemini. Several potent sources are competing to be your lodestar; you can’t decide which one you want to be your wellspring of meaning. I’m not saying that’s bad. In fact, it could be very interesting. But if you choose to keep indulging in this division of your attention, you will have to work hard not to become scattered.
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(June 21-July 22): Have you seen the TV show “Lost”? One of the tales it tells is about a character named John Locke, who has been confined to a wheelchair for years.
When the plane he’s riding on crashes on a Pacific island, he is not only unhurt, he recovers the use of his legs. The accident itself is somehow the mysterious cause of the miracle. I predict that you will be the beneficiary of events that have a metaphorical or mythic resemblance to Locke’s story. Luckily, the triggering experience will be nowhere near as scary or dangerous as Locke’s. And while the resulting transformation may also be less spectacular, it will fix a knotty problem or restore a lost capacity.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You have gone through feline phases before, Leo, but your current resonance with cat-like energy is extraordinary. I wouldn’t be surprised if you felt desires to undulate when you move, scratch furniture, sleep more than usual, rub yourself against people you love, act downright inscrutable, and get lots of high-quality alone time. I also suspect you’ll need to find a way to express a pressing urge to hunt. My advice? You might want to seek guidance in some of those horoscope books for cats, like Cat Astrology by Michael Zulio or Starcats by Helen Hope.
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(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): To convey the dirt simple oracle you need to hear, I’m going to steal a line from the poet William Kulik: “You can’t get it because you’ve already got it.” In other words, Virgo, your only hope for enjoying the lovely experience you’re wistfully fantasizing about is to register the fact that the lovely experience is available to you right now. It’s already yours for the taking.
LIBRA
(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Dear Rev. Brezsny: I had a dream that I was inside a drawing by M.C. Escher. Every time I reached the top of a stairway I found myself again at the bottom of the same stairway. I couldn’t tell which way was up and which was down. Depending on how I turned my head, the sky was above me and full of swimming fish, or it was below me and full of flying birds. I kept seeing a snake swallowing its own tail. What does it all mean? — Puzzled
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Libra.” Dear Puzzled: I believe your dream points to three experiences that a lot of Librans are having right now: 1. Opposites are not only starting to attract; they may even be flowing into each other. 2. Beginnings and endings are not merely overlapping; they may both be contained in the same situation. 3. An influence now entering your life has arrived here from eternity.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): George III was King of England from 1760 to 1820. During the last years of his reign, he gradually became more and more insane, talking to himself for hours on end and addressing trees as if they were people. When he first began losing his mind, his servants and assistants decided they would try to make him feel more comfortable by acting crazy themselves. Their collusion with George’s pathology is an extreme example of a situation that all of us are at risk of. Our associates and loved ones may fall into a rhythm of going along with our odd ideas and bad habits, encouraging us to continue doing what we probably shouldn’t do. I think this could be a potential problem for you in the coming days, Scorpio. Your allies may not bust you or call your bluff, which means you’d better do it yourself.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “If they can get you asking the wrong questions, they don’t have to worry about the answers,” wrote novelist Thomas Pynchon. Between now and the end of the year, Sagittarius, please gaze into a mirror and tell yourself that advice regularly. You can’t afford to let anyone — authorities, experts, enemies, or even friends—set the ground rules or define the contours of your quest for the truth. Your driving passion should be to frame the unique questions that will lead you inexorably to what you need to know next. (P.S. The answers you receive will be wrong until you frame those crafty questions.)
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “If in the last few years you haven’t discarded a major opinion or acquired a new one, check your pulse. You may be dead.” So said the humorist Gelett Burgess, and now, just in time for your Shedding Season, I’m offering his advice to you. It’s high time for you to get rid of all the old stuff you possibly can, including not just the major opinions that you’ve outgrown, but also mementoes that have lost their meaning, clothes that no longer match your self-image, and once-exciting adventures that have succumbed to numbing habit.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Writing in November’s Esquire, Chuck Klosterman described the National Football League as one of the most successful socialist institutions in the world. As evidence, he notes that rich teams in the biggest markets are required to share their revenue with poor teams in small markets. The league’s best franchise in recent years, the New England Patriots, has won so many games because its star players have volunteered to accept reduced salaries, making more cash available for the team to assemble the best possible collection of second-line players. I recommend a similar approach to you, Aquarius. It’s a propitious time to bring the NFL’s brand of communalism to the group or business or tribe that’s so important to you.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “There are two tragedies in life,” said George Bernard Shaw. “One is to lose your heart’s desire. The other is to gain it.” If we satisfy our deepest longings, in other words, we lose our primary reason for living. We love to feel our yearnings so much that we’re devastated if they’re ever quenched. Or so the argument goes. But I’m here to tell you, Pisces, that you have a good chance of refuting this theory in 2006. I think you’ll get exactly what you’ve wanted, and then thrive in the aftermath. A crucial key to this potential success story will be offered to you in the coming week.
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ICE CLIMBING I AND II: Level 1, December 17, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $119. Level 2, December 18, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $169. Info, 802-657-3872 or visit www.petra cliffs.com. Learn about the exhilarating sport of ice climbing! Level 1, beginner climbing, no experience necessary. Level 2, previous experience required. Improve intermediate ice skills. INTRO TO MOUNTAINEERING: January 14, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School. $119, all technical equipment included. Info, visit www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Learn the fundamentals of safe winter travel over snow and ice! Components of instruction include use of crampons and ice axe, rope management skills, glissading and self-arrest techniques.
TWO DAY AIARE AVALANCHE LEVEL I CERTIFICATION: January 28-29, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Petra Cliffs Mountaineering School/Chauvin Guides. $200, includes all technical equipment. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call 802657-3872. A must for skiers, snowboarders, climbers & backcountry enthusiasts. Learn basics of avoiding avalanches including route selection, evaluating avalanche potential and rescue procedures. Includes Level I Certification.
dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Tuesday evenings, Saint Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40. Info, 802-5986757, email Kevin@FirstStepDance. com or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. Classes begin the first week of each month and run for four weeks. No partner required for classes, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans! BILL T. JONES/ARNIE ZANE DANCE COMPANY MASTERCLASS: Saturday, January 14, 4-6 p.m. Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center, Burlington. $25 teen and adult. Info, call 802-6524548, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter.org. Associate Artistic & Rehearsal Director Janet Wong teaches a modern dance masterclass focused on using technique and intuition to approach and own a specific movement vocabulary. Class begins with a company-style warm-up and is open to intermediate/advanced dancers. DANCE CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week of January 23 at CCV Burlington, 119 Pearl Street. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.ccv. edu. Register on the web now through January 13. Walk-in registration begins January 2. Classes include Fundamentals of Jazz Dance, and Body Awareness. Instructors, Karen Amirault and Annelies Smith.
design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Powertools for Women, December 3-4, $275. Conquer your fears and discover the joys of using a wide variety of power tools in a safe, friendly, and supportive environment. Bridge Design/Build, January 1-13, $1275. Using a smallscale pedestrian bridge as the vehicle, work as a team to creatively push the limits of design and hands-on building. Handplanes, January 14-15, $275. Learn how to sharpen and tune a handplane enabling you to square up stock, edge join boards, and create a surface so smooth that sanding is unnecessary. Drafting 101, January 14-15, $275. This workshop will introduce you to all the main drawing conventions and give you tips on how to make your drawings into works of art. Metalworking II, January 21-22, $275. Refine your basic metalworking skills with hands on practice cutting, punching, bending, and joining techniques that form the basis of structural fabrication. Renovation, January 22-27, $725. Learn the skills and techniques to plan and take on your own home renovation projects, including selective demolition, re-framing walls, floors and roofs, hanging doors and windows, installing wood trim and mouldings, and more. Scholarships are available. Info, 802-496-5545 or visit
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drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Parade workshops, Mondays, December 12 and 19, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Kids’ Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Four-week session beginning November 29. $28. Seven-week session beginning January 10. $49. Kids’ Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Seven-week session beginning January 19. $49. Adult Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Two-week session beginning November 29. $16. Seven-week session beginning January 10. $56. Adult Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Seven-week session beginning January 9. $56. Adult Intermediate Class, Mondays, 7-8:20 p.m. Two-week session beginning December 12. $16. Seven-week session beginning January 9. $56. Info, 658-0658 or email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available. CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga Classes, Wednesdays, beginning November 9, 5:30-6:50 p.m. $12 per class. Beginning Djembe Classes, Wednesdays, beginning November 9, 7-8:20 p.m. $12 per class. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658 classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates are available.. RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Parade classes, Thursdays, 6-6:50 p.m. Threeweek sessions, beginning December 1. Beginners, Thursdays, 7-8:50 p.m. Three-week session beginning December 1. Info, 802-658-0658 or email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. December 1 class will be held at the Richmond Congregational Church, December 8 and 15 classes will be held at the Richmond Library. Pre-registration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class.
education INTRODUCTION TO COLLEGE STUDIES: Mondays or Thursdays, 4-6 p.m., starting January 30. CCV Burlington. Info, Jody Albright at 802-865-4422. A free class for high school students and students new to college. This noncredit course helps students make the transition to college by exploring the skills and expectations of college-level learning. Instructors: Katie Flanagan, Adam Warrington and Alvin Sturdivant.
fishing FLY TYING COURSE: Saturday or Sunday, January 14-15, six week course. Students may choose Saturday 2-4 p.m. or Sunday 10:30-12:30 a.m. $120. Info, call 863-6105 or email flyfish@together.net. Schirmer’s Fly Shop will conduct a the course for beginners who would like to become proficient fly tiers. All materials will be supplied but students need their own tying tools, available at the shop.
gardening 2006 VERMONT MASTER GARDENER BASIC COURSE: Tuesday evenings, February 7 - May 9. Offered statewide. $295., includes tuition and all materials. Info, 802-656-9562 or visit www.uvm.edu/mastergardener. This University of Vermont Extension course covers the basics of home horticulture. Instructors are UVM faculty and Vermont horticulture professionals. Topics include: Botany, Perennials and Annuals, Landscape Design (Intro), Vegetables, Lawn, Entomology, Plant Diseases, Soils, Woody Ornamentals, Pest Management, Invasive Plant Control, and Becoming a Master Gardener. RESIDENTIAL LANDSCAPE DESIGN: Mondays, February 6-27, 6-8 p.m. 4 Seasons Garden Center, Williston. $99 before 12/25, $150 after. Info, 802-
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language BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Info, 233-7676 or maggiestandley@yahoo. com. Private lessons and tutoring for individuals and groups in the Burlington area. Experienced instructor Maggie Standley has lived and worked in France and francophone Africa. She understands the joys and frustrations of learning a foreign language. She can help you conquer verb tenses, work on your accent, prepare for world travel and grasp business, culinary and artistic lingo. SPANISH: Classes starting in December. Courses conveniently located in Burlington, Montpelier and Warren. Reasonable rates, with instruction tailored to your individual needs. International trips information is also available. Info, 917-364-3123 or constanciag@123spanishnow.com. Improve your Spanish comprehension and speaking skills with a native and experienced teacher.
martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, December 6, 5:30 p.m. Meet on Tuesdays and Thursdays at 5:30pm. Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Fridays, 5-6:30 p.m. Zazen, Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org. Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport. Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform. Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewave tkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd. com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience
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meditation SHAMBHALA BUDDHIST MEDITATION: Open to the public, Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. The Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 South Winooski, corner of King St. Free. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday morning of each month, December 3, for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.
music BLUEGRASS 101: Saturdays, January 7-28, 1-3 p.m. South Burlington. $100. Info, 802-658-2462 or guitboy75@hotmail.com. Do you play bluegrass but don’t know how all of the parts of a band “fit�? Join us for a fun, step-by-step workshop covering ensemble construction, lead and harmony singing, instrumental breaks and much more! Andy Greene has performed with such acclaimed groups as Breakaway and the Bluegrass Gospel Project and teaches guitar, banjo, voice, and songwriting. BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesdays, January 25 – April 26, 7-8 p.m. CCV Burlington. $45. Register on the web now – January 13. Info, 865-4422 or visit www.CCV.edu. Explore a variety of music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, and classical melodies. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers� welcome! Can also be taken for one credit. Directed by Amity Baker. JAZZ AND BLUES VOCAL PERFORMANCE: Thursdays, January 26 - May 4, 6-8 p.m. CCV Burlington. Info, Jody Albright at 865-4422, jody.albright@ccv. edu or visit www.ccv.edu. Vocalists will focus on basic skills in improvisation,
melodic and rhythmic phrasing, hearing basic blues patterns and understanding song forms. Instructor permission required. Register through CCV for 2 credits or through FlynnArts (652-4548 ext.4) as a non-credit course. MORE MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week January 23 at CCV Burlington. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. Music Fundamentals, Music Theory I, Piano I, Guitar I & II, Intro. to Vocal Performance, Intro. to Technology in Music, Intro. to World Music, and Intro. to Rock and Roll. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles.
pilates CORE STUDIO: Come experience Burlington’s premiere by-appointment only Pilates and Personal Training studio! Located conveniently on the waterfront in downtown Burlington, we offer a variety of core strengthening and other well-being related programs. Our mat and Xercizer bed options include private sessions, small group privates, and drop-in rates for Passport Bed Classes. Small group Hybrid Spinning/Pilates and PowerSculpt classes are also available weekly. The Rolfing Studio offers you the opportunity to work one-onone with a certified specialist who can restore and reshape your body back into its natural alignment. Our new onsite nutritionist and Reiki practitioner is also available by appointment. Your first consultation and mat classes are always free! Info, 862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming “green� studio and our professional certified instructors. PILATES SPACE, A SPACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, light-filled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and GyrotonicŽ to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer intro sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m. or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-863-9900 or visit www.pilatesspace.net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.
qi gong CLOUD HANDS QI GONG AND EARTH MEDITATION SET: Saturday, December 10, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. and Sunday, December 11, 12-4 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Junction. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www. elementsofhealing.net. The Cloud Hands is the beginning of the Nui Gung internal energy cultivation which builds a foundation for both health and further Nui Gung. Please bring a pillow or cushion for comfort.
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spirit PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT: January 19 - March 23, 10 Thursdays, 7-10 p.m., Essex Jct. $165. Info, 802-8993542 or kelman.b@juno.com. Everyone is psychic, we all have intuition, get hunches. Learn to develop your abilities to make your life easier, more loving and more fun in this series taught by Bernice Kelman since 1975.
Grade 11-adult, all levels welcome. Join Double Edge Theatre (DET) for an introduction to the company’s performance imagery creation and dramaturgy work. Dress in comfortable clothing and bring objects or clothing pieces to include in the creative process. THEATER TRAINING INTENSIVE WITH DOUBLE EDGE THEATRE, IMPROVISATIONAL THEATER AND MUSIC: Saturday, January 14, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Hoehl Studio Lab, Flynn Center, Burlington. $20 (take both DET workshops for $35). Info, call 802-652-4548, email flynnarts@fly nncenter.org, or visit www.flynncenter. org. Grade 11-adult, all levels/instruments welcome, including voice. Explore the relationship between theater and music. Through music created for DET’s the UnPOSSESSED as well as original themes developed in class, participants examine how to arrange and play music that works hand–in–hand with improvisational, action–oriented theater.
visual arts VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV: Most classes start the week of January 23, CCV Burlington, 119 Pearl Street. Info, 802-865-4422 or visit www.ccv.edu. More than 30 art classes! CCV offers a two-year program in Graphic Design and in Visual Arts. CCV Art classes are taught by well-known Vermont artists.
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INVITING WOMEN WHO SEEK STRUCTURE AND SUPPORT: Women Writing for (a) Change®-Vermont. Monday or Thursday evenings, Jan. - May. Info, Sarah Bartlett, owner-facilitator, visit www.womenwriting.org, affiliates-Vermont, 802-899-3772 or email wwfacvt@aol.com, RE: Class, to register now. In creative, reflective community to start or continue writing for self-discovery, personal healing or social change.
theater THEATER TRAINING INTENSIVE WITH DOUBLE EDGE THEATRE, SHAPING THEATRICAL VISION AND IMAGERY: Tuesday, January 10, 7-8 p.m. $20, (take both DET workshops for $35). Chase Dance Studio, Flynn Center, Burlington. Info, call 802652-4548, email flynnarts@flynncen ter.org or visit www.flynncenter.org.
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Massage and Therapeutic Yoga by appointment. BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying. BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate, series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www. bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. BURLINGTON YOGA: Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative, Kundalini, Beginner Men’s, Prenatal, Postnatal and Partner Yoga. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. $12/hour, $14 for 90 minutes. $120 for 10-class card. $145 for unlimited monthly membership. Info, 6589642 or info@burlingtonyoga.com. Burlington Yoga provides a supportive, focused atmosphere for students at all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in any time. ITSY BITSY YOGA AT CHILDREN’S YOGA STUDIO: New session starts Dec. 3 and on January 7. Info and schedules visit www.ChildrensYogaStudio. com or call Kelly, CIBYF at 802-8728985. Learn Itsy Bitsy Yoga, www. ItsyBitsyYoga.com, poses and techniques, developmentally nutritious, that deepen the parent/child bond. Classes offered for Baby (newborn to pre-crawling), Tots (almost crawling to 21 months) and Tykes (22 months to 4 years). YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Astanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Gentle Hatha, Sivananda, Restorative, Prenatal, Postnatal, and Baby Yoga. Register for our six-week Yoga for Skiers and Riders Session, Thursdays, November 10 through December 22 with Kathy McNames, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Six-week Introduction to Astanga Yoga, Wednesdays, November 9 through December 21 with Scott York, 7:30-8:30 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogaver mont. com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in three beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River. Classes seven days a week, open to all levels. >
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JOY OF BEING HEALING ARTS: Intuitive, integrated bodywork. Energy healing, Swedish, Thai, Reflexology, prenatal massage, Reiki, LaStone Therapy, deep tissue. Twelve years of experience. Gift certificates and brochure available. Nancy Bretschneider, LMT, 363-5282/434-4447. MASSAGE THERAPY: 1 or 1 1/2hour sessions for; relaxation, pain relief and restorative healing. Weekend and evening appointments also available. Jessica Griffin, NCTMB. Williston, 802-658-4500. MASSAGE THERAPY FOR WELLNESS and relaxation. Deep tissue, hot stone, pregnancy and Swedish. Downtown location. Thembie, CMT, 802-355-9798. METTA TOUCH: Give the gift of relaxation. Perfect for friend, family or your secret santa. Call Blythe to inquire about gift certificates and maling options. 802-862-2212, 182 Main St., Burlington. SNOW SORE FROM SKIING, SHOVELING, SNOW BOARDING OR GENERAL WINTER ACHES? Consider rejuvenating bodywork from a Certified Sports and Injury massage therapist. Kastle Combs is accepting new appointments this early winter season. Gift certifi-
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SNOW PLOW DRIVERS AND SNOW SHOVELERS WANTED! Please call Tony at 802-9852526 or 802-863-7900. STAY HOME! Earn extra cash weekly! Mailing letters from home! Easy work! No experience req.! Free info. package! Call 24 hours. 800-242-0363, ext. 4223. www.NICpublishers.com. (AAN CAN) STYLIST: Successful men’s salon is seeking a part-time or fulltime stylist with strong customer base. Special introductory pay rate. Full-time staff receive a competitive benefit package which includes health and dental, 401 K, vacation and more! Call Gail at 802-310-6975. THE ASSOCIATION OF ALTERNATIVE NEWSWEEKLIES is hiring freelance writers for its website, aan.org. If interested, please send a cover letter, work experience and writing sample to amyg@aan.org. (AAN CAN). TWO MALE MODELS NEEDED in Barre for a brochure/Internet ad shoot. Brochure will be for a massage center advertisement. Models will need to be well defined and well tanned. Please apply by sending your information and photos to: model@ echoridgeretreat.com.
>>EMPLOYMENT LINE LISTINGS ADULT ENTERTAINMENT: $500 bonus. Club and show work. Pure Gold, 802-865-3933. AUTO BODY REPAIR TECHNICIAN: Waterbury area. Need skills in full spectrum frame work to finish. Need own tools. Paid holidays and vacation, reimbursement plan, medical and uniforms. Pay commensurate with skill level. Email majestic auto@adelphia.net or call 802244-5465. CARPENTERS AND PAINTERS: Experienced with own tools, fulltime, year-round, subs possible. Call Steven at Polli Construction Group, 802-865-9839. CHRISTMAS SALES HELP. Jewelry kiosk, University Mall, $8/hour. 802-862-6438. DANCERS WANTED to perform at bachelor parties, birthdays and private parties. Work available. No experience necessary. 802-658-1464. DOCTOR’S ASSISTANT POSITION available in a growing family wellness practice in Cambridge, Vermont. Our ideal candidate will be a positive and energetic self-starter with excellent people skills, superior computer skills and the ability to learn quickly. Previous positive experience with chiropractic care is an asset. Please apply by phone at 802-644-2260.
DRIVER-AUTO. Temporary position for dependable and flexible driver. Must be available various days and hours. Perfect for retired person or student who wants extra holiday cash. Call for info 802-872-8932. DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. ENERGETIC PEOPLE PERSON: Part-time, various shifts needed for fitness center. Cleaning, sales and customer service. 2889612, ask for Kelly. ENVIRONMENTAL/CIVIL ENGINEER: Experience w/VT and NH petroleum remediation, stormwater, and water/wastewater regulations. Environmental scientist field position for motivated individual with BS in engineering, geology or related field. Small environmental firm in Stowe looking for well-organized, motivated individuals to complement our existing staff. Send resume to: bross.rea@stowe access.com or R.E.A. PO Box 1533 Stowe, VT 05672. FULL-TIME 1:1 live-in elder care. 74-year-old woman with moderate-severe dementia in need of compatible female companion/caregiver with calm, flexible, mature disposition. Multigenerational home includes two young grandchildren. Experience and/or training in
caring for persons with dementia preferred. Driving, weekends, references and background check required. NS/pets. Room and salary. Starksboro. Eves: 802453-8480. FULL-TIME PERMANENT SALES, inventory, stove installations. Good starting salary and benefits. Stove and Flag Works, Williston. EEO. 802-878-5526. GALLAGHER, FLYNN AND COMPANY is seeking temporary Tax Preparers to help with our 1040 practice from January to April. Candidates would ideally have individual tax return preparation experience or have accounting, tax or financial services backgrounds. Up-to-date technical training will be provided. Fax 802-651-7289, email jjeffrey@gfc.com., 77 College St. PO Box 447, Burlington, VT 05402. HARRISON’S RESTAURANT in Stowe is hiring experienced bartenders for busy winter season. Weekends are required. Call 802253-7773 for an appointment. LEGISLATIVE SESSION DISABILITY ADVOCATE POSITION OPENING: The Vermont Coalition for Disability Rights seeks to fill a part-time contracted advocacy position for upcoming legislative session. Individual will focus on issues facing Vermonters with disabilities, across agencies, departments, and program budgets. Candidate should have work-
ing knowledge of Vermont’s programs and services for persons with disabilities, experience in systems change advocacy, ability to be flexible with schedule, and commitment to cross-disability solutions. Knowledge of legislative process, state and federal law affecting disability community, and strong written skills desirable. Position authorized for 20 hours per week, Jan. 3 through the legislative session, based in Montpelier. Pre-session orientation required. Individual will work under direction of VCDR Executive Director, regularly attend VCDR Committee meetings, and meet with VCDR member organizations as needed. Individual will work in legislature and with executive branch agencies. Some in-state travel required. Send resume with three references to VCDR, 73 Main St., Room 402, Montpelier, VT 05602 Attention: Legislative Session Advocate. Deadline for receiving resumes: Monday, December 19, 2005. VCDR is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. MEDICAL HELP: Good blood drawing skills needed to perform mobile paramedical exams in the greater Burlington area. Flexible hours. 800-347-5611. MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn $150$300/day. All looks/types needed. No experience necessary. TV,
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COFFEE TABLE, leather chairs, kitchen cart, full bed are all very new, 4 months! Contact me for pics, sarang_46@hotmail.com. COMPAQ COMPUTER. Great for word processing and surfing the web! 802-233-1975. COMPAQ PRESARIO. Great for word processing and surfing the web. Incl. computer, 17” monitor, keyboard and mouse. Asking $100/OBO. 802-233-1975. DIAMOND RING: Total of 2 cts of diamonds, one large .75 ct marquie in center, w/platinum and gold setting, size 9 but can change size. Very beautiful, w/all paper work and warranty. Asking $1000/OBO. Call 850960-6903. DVD BURNING KIT. Brand new 80 G external hard drive, external DVD burner, dazzle video creator, software and 100 blank DVDs! All for $400. 802-865-6863. ENCYCLOPEDIA BRITANNICA, 1988. Complete with all supplements till year 2000. Amazing, in excellent cond. $400/firm. 802-355-5034, evenings. ENGAGEMENT RING AND WEDDING BAND. 1 carat tw. 14 K yellow gold. Paid $2000 for both, sacrifice for $750/OBO. Need to sell. 802-893-1744. ESPRESSO MACHINE: Gaggia Espresso. Used 6 months. New $200 +, will sell for $150. Karen, 802-434-7357. FEMALE PARAKEET W/CAGE and accessories for $20. Call 802-658-1817, leave message. FISH TANK. Hex 5 - 5 gallon. Incls. filters and food. Just add water and fish! $20. 802434-2350. GRACO SNUG RIDE infant car seat w/base, gently used, gray. $25. 802-876-3120. GRAY COCKATIELS: 2 years old, male and female, incl. cage and all accessories, $150. 802-3169448. HARDWOOD FRAME. Solid, great shape. Black, queen size mattress. Asking $250. 802324-0373. HARRISVILLE DESIGNS 26” LOOM. $300. 802-453-2648. JAMIS DURANGO SPORT SX Hardtail mountain bike, blue, 20” from seat post to pedal. Hardly used. $175. Great gift! Call 802-578-0918. KITCHEN MAPLE CABINETS for 9’ kitchen, $585. GE electric cook top, $100. Stainless steel sink and Moen single-lever faucet, $80. All excellent condition. 802-899-2305. KITCHEN/DINING ROOM TABLE: Dark walnut Formica top w/metal legs 3’ x 4’. Has leaf to make it 3’ x 5’. $40. Call Kathy at 802-888-6333, ext. 3028 days or 802-434-2446 evenings. LAPTOP COMPUTER: Dell Inspiron 8000 DVD drive. CD/floppy disk drive - removable. Large screen. Needs some work to get running properly. Asking $350. Call if interested. 802863-5442. LL BEAN COUCH in good condition. Gray and white striped. Very lightweight. Fold-out bed but not the typical kind, does not have a metal folding mechanism. Asking $80. 802-578-0420. LOOM FOR SALE: Robin and Russ, 48”, 4-Harness, Jack-type, w/sectional beam. Beautiful cherry wood. $1500. 802453-5664. LOVE SEAT. Nice stained wood frame, solid blue cushions. From This End Up. Good condition. Pics at http://www.ewensyme.com/ sofa/. $45/OBO. 802-734-6227. MAAX WHIRLPOOL TUB, 8 jets, bone colored. Brand new, never used. Was backordered. Retails for $1900, will sell for $1400/OBO. 802-793-0311, cell. MATCHING COUCH AND CHAIR. Reduced price. Now asking $600, was $700. Like new, bought in 2/04. Email krsplw1d@aol.com for pictures. MILLER FORCED HOT AIR, oil fired, furnace. Less than a year old. Over $1500 new, asking $750/firm. In a mobile home in Waterbury, you pick up. 802522-7084, leave message. MOTORCYCLE HELMET: Black w/out signets or sticker residues, DOT, full head w/movable shield. $50. 802-999-8214.
NORDIC TRACK TREADMILL. Almost unused. $100/firm.802864-4175. NURSING SCRUBS. Never used. X-large, various prints, very cute. $100/all. 802-291-0006. OLD, SMALL MAPLE rocking chair. $100. 802-860-4077. PANASONIC MINIATURE RECORDER. 3” long x 1” wide. Up to 8 hours and 10 min. recording at one time. $30. Please call 802-879-1137. PFAFF INDUSTRIAL SEWING MACHINE. New motor, w/table, excellent condition. Used in the apparel industry. Tool kit, needles, thread cone holder. $600. 802-863-6791. PINE CORNER CABINET w/matching hutch. Custom made. $400. 802-860-4077. POMPANOOSUC MILLS CHERRY entertainment cabinet, $2000. Fits 27” TV, 2 drawers, 4 shelves. Also have TV to go with. Make offer! John 802-985 8397, Shelburne. QUEEN SIZE WATERBED, frame and waveless mattress only. Very comfortable! $50/OBO. 802864-7740. REFRIGERATOR: Amana “Easy Reach” freezer on bottom. Approx. dimensions: 67”x30” x33”. White, like new. Asking $350. 802-434-2350. REFRIGERATOR: Compact, office type, w/freezer. Dimensions 18” cube. 120 volts 0.68 amp, brown. $25. Call 802-655-4365. ROCKERS: Two maple, $45 and $60. Chest of drawers, $40. 32” x 48” table with 12” leaf, $40. Small desk and chair, $30. Clean, very good condition. 802899-2305. SCHWINN 707S WEIGHT STACK System. Paid $719, asking $350. Please pick up. Great gift! Call 802-578-0918. SELLING ALL HOUSEHOLD FURNITURE/ITEMS. Books, bookshelf, couch and chair, small round kitchen table w/two chairs, lamps, hutch. Please email krsplw1d@aol.com for pictures and prices. SINGLE BED W/HEADBOARD, box spring, mattress, 3 sets of flannel sheets, comforter and dust skirt. $125. 802-860-4077. SKI-DOO SNOWMOBILE PANTS and jacket. Worn twice. Paid $300, will sacrifice for $200/OBO. 802-793-0311. SNOW BLOWER: $850. Quilt and shams, $125. 1940’s table and set of 4 chairs, $65. Can e-mail pictures. 802-453-6313. SNOW BLOWER: YardMan by MTD. 9 hp, 28” path, power steering, 6 forward, 2 reverse speeds, electric start, heated handles, toggle chute rotation, halogen headlight, great condition, must sell. $600/OBO. 802899-3278. SNOW TIRES, used 1/2 season. 195/60R14. $200. 802-496-4105. SNOWBOARD: ‘06 Burton custom X, brand new. $525/OBO. 802-862-7974. SNOWBOARD BOOTS, binding, helmet. Burton Freestyle boots, men’s 10, $65. Synchro bindings, $45. Red helmet, Decaf, size L, green, $40. Call 802-985-5440, eves. SNOWBOARDS w/bindings, high quality, used only one season, cool colors and designs, $100$300 each/OBO. Call for sizes, 802-373-9241, Burlington. SOLID MAHOGANY BUFFET TABLE: About 50 years old, great shape. Seats 6 to 8, 4 leaves, 3 shelves, 5 drawers. Must see to appreciate. $300. Karen, 802-456-1990. SOLID OAK DINING ROOM table w/2 high-backed chairs. Perfect condition, minimal use. $300. Karen 802-456-1990. SOLOFLEX. $300/OBO. Body by Jake Ab/Back machine, $40. 862-5360. SPYDER RACE SUIT, ladies’ small, red w/Spyder pattern, signed by Olympic racer, $75. Spyder Slalom ski pants, ladies’ med/lg, purple/white Spyder patterns, padded knees, perfect condition, $60. 802-338-0984. TEAK DINING ROOM SET, w/6 chairs, table seats up to 8, matching credenza. $500. 802860-4077.
TEN WAYS TO MOTIVATE KIDS, by Glenn Fay, Jr. Ed.D. Send $14.95 to Oakleigh, PO Box 177, South Hero, VT 05486 or visit Oakleighvt.com. THOUSANDS OF BEADS and sterling silver clasps, ear wires, etc. Sell at wholesale price, $2000. Call if interested. 802863-5442. THREE CUSHION COUCH. Off white w/light pastel tapestry print. $100. 802-860-4077. TREK 2200 54 cm. Only rode 535 miles, like new! Fully Ultegra except 105 brakes caliper. Cat Eye astrale cpu w/cadence. San Marco saddle. Must sell! $1050. 310-4514. VINTAGE SINK. 4’, white, cast iron farm sink. $75, as is. Call 802-221-1736, after 5 p.m. WASHER AND ELECTRIC DRYER. $160/both. Kenmore heavy duty. Excellent condition. You pick it up. Call or leave a message. 802-656-3895. WHITE, TOP LOAD KENMORE heavy duty washer. Compact size, 24” wide. Excellent condition. Will help you move it. Asking $100. 802-999-5052. WINDOWS: Two Andersen double-hung vinyl, 36” x 63”, brand new. Box of brand new ceiling light fixtures. Best offer. 802876-3120. XBOX BARELY USED. Excellent condition. Two controllers, plus extras. Also comes w/several games. Great Christmas present! $150/firm. Call 802-249-8092.
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CHILD CARE AVAILABLE: I am creative, fun, energetic and responsible. Lots of experience w/infants through sixth grade. Will transport. Refs. upon request. Avail. part-time. Victoria, 802-233-1869. COLCHESTER CHILD CARE has immediate full-time openings for children 6 weeks to 5 years of age. Please call 802-652-4848. HOME-BASED CHILD CARE: Looking for a caring,safe,clean environment? I have space for one more child. Will transport. Refs. upon request. Anne, 802865-3769. VERMONT NANNY CONNECTION currently needs to fill five full-time positions. Pay ranges between $400- $600/wk w/benefits. If you are at least 18 years of age and have two years of experience working w/children, please visit www.vermontnannyconnection.com for more information and an application.
4 cleaning svcs. GETTING THE PLACE READY FOR THE HOLIDAYS, or just hoping to bring the sparkle back to your everyday life - a clean home is a happy home! Call Monica at 802-338-0527 or Diane at 802658-7458. Environmentally sound housecleaning. Gift certificates available! 1x2 in-house computers
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355-9471 We make house calls! INTERNET SERVICES: Professional web hosting, applications, e-commerce, databases, encryption and custom websites for businesses, campaigns, organizations, and nonprofits. www.GMNet.net, 802-264-4851.
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CHRISTMAS COMPUTER PACKAGE: Millennium Gateway, 15” monitor, speakers, keyboard, mouse. HP Deskjet printer. Computer desk. $450. 862-2824. DESKTOP COMPUTER: Compaq DeskPro. Celeron 333MHz, 128M RAM, 20 gig hard drive, CD-ROM, floppy, keyboard, mouse, speakers, 15” monitor, Internet ready. $150. 802-744-2433.
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HEART & HAND ELDER CARE. Call 802-399-9211.
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SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, holidays and fun-onone shows. #1 for fun. 802-6581464. New talent welcome.
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CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800-794-7310. (AAN CAN)
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FREE UPRIGHT PIANO. You haul it, you can have it. Located in Burlington. Only one dead key. Call 802-865-9603.
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FOUND KEYS in the Intervale, 11/27, has metal artichoke key chain. 802-734-2537. LARGE SIAMESE MIX male w/trimmed left ear, missing since summer from/in Burlington’s redstone quarry neighborhoods (Shelburne St./So Prospect). Reward. 802-8624228, 802-862-9192 or pddykt@ yahoo.com. LOST CAT. South Union St. Black female w/white chest/paws/ belly. Very friendly. Please call Mike at 355-8928.
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ROLLING STONES TICKETS. 4 floor seats! 12 rows from stage. Sold-out show in Montreal at the Bell Center. 1/10/06. $675/tick9/23/05 9:38 AM Page 1 et. 802-879-0870.
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1969 TRAYNOR BASS MASTER. Tube guitar amp, same circuit as early Marshall amp. Completely refurbished. $350. 802-877-3893. 1988 TELECASTER GUITAR, American made. Custom pickups to get Tele or Strat sound. Mint condition, w/hardcase. Eric at jage2245@verizon.net or call 802-864-7480. ‘52 REISSUE FENDER STRAT, American made in ‘82. $1000. Great condition. 908-672-4433. BASS GUITAR: Fender deluxe jazz V, five string, active electronics, black, excellent condition w/Fender hard case. $400. 802-877-6624. BASS GUITAR: Ibanez Ergodyne 5 string. Good shape. Sounds and plays just like a Soundgear! Great bass guitar. Asking $300. Call 802-324-0373. BOUTIQUE GROOVE TUBE “Soul-0 45” guitar amp. Book value, $750. Priced to sell at $600/OBO. Call Jeff at 802-5788830. All tube, 50-watts.
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COLDPLAY TICKETS: 4/03, Manchester, NH. Section 103, Row L, seats 9, 10, 11. Three at face value - $90 each. 802-651-9043. FENDER BASSMAN 100 AMP. Vintage 2001, new condition. $250. Call before 6 p.m., 802862-1591 or email craig.trum bo@uvm.edu. GUITAR: Fender Mexican Strat. Starburst. Paid $675 last Christmas, will sacrifice for $400 w/fender gig bag. Offer is firm. Great X-mas gift. Call Jamey, 802-318-5697. HAMMOND ORGAN, RT3, a B3 w/extra pedal section, and Leslie 900, 100w Solid State. Both in excellent condition. $1800/OBO. 802-864-7740. IBANEZ EDA900 4-STRING BASS. Piezo bridge pickups, ergodynamic body, tones range from upright to slap. On consignment at Advance Music in Burlington. 802-658-5522. LIGHTWAVE 4-STRING CLASSICA BASS. State-of-the-art optic pickups, natural finish, mint condition. Comes w/charger, extra battery, manual. Consigned at Advance Music in Burlington. 802-658-5522. MACKIE MIXING BOARD, DOD compressor, Alesis EQ, Sony DAT, Fostex B-16 Reel-to-Reel, Alesis MIDI sequencer, guitar DI box. $1500/all, OBO/each. 802864-7740. PIANO: 1937 Baby Grand piano for sale to good home. $1500. Beautiful details, good sound. 802-999-7848. PIANO: Yamaha U1 Professional series. Excellent condition, beautiful tone. Maintained and tuned regularly by Hansen Pianos. New: $7000, asking $2950. 802872-0544. UPRIGHT PIANO. Handsome burled wood on front. Sounds beautiful. Excellent condition. $1000. 802-862-5007.
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BASS GUITAR LESSONS w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels welcome! Years of teaching experience. Gordon Stone band, Concentric, former Advance Guitar Summit winner. Convenient Pine St. location. 802-598-8861, www.arambedrosian.com. DRUM LESSONS: Experienced, energetic instructor w/touring experience in US/Europe, seeks students of all ages/abilities. Ref. avail. Web: http://steve hadeka.com., 802-658-6205 or email steve@stevehadeka.com. GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford, 864-7195. GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 8627696, www.paulasbell.com.
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COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166. DJ SERVICE, LOTUS ENTERTAINMENT. More info, email Lotusdj@mailup.net or call 802233-0964. Catering to all musical tastes! WHICH STUDIO? The one with huge rooms, Pro Tools HD3, Yamaha Grand Piano and tons more! The professional studio. Egan Media Studios. www.egan media.com.
4 musicians wanted DRUMMER WANTED for established, working, weekend rock band. Must be experienced, versatile, professional attitude, with equipment, transportation. Chittenden/Franklin County residency preferred. Commitment for one weeknight and weekends required. 802-893-4094 or 802524-2008.
LEAD GUITAR PLAYER WANTED, vocals a plus. We are an established band with drums, bass, keyboard/rhythm guitar. We play rock, reggae and lots of originals. Call Howard at 802578-3218. LOVE 60’S ROCK? Guitarist with rehearsal space seeks others for jam band. Hendrix, Stones, Neil, Cream, Zep, etc. Call Ken 802425-5200 or ken@kenfrenchme dia.com. SINGER LOOKING FOR MUSICIANS interested in starting a band. Strong range and diverse interest in music. Has decent practice space and a drum set. 301-651-8003.
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BABY BALL PYTHON. Excellent eater, incl. tank and everything you need to properly care for him $100. 802-316-9448. BEAUTIFUL, NEUTERED, 4YEAR-OLD male Akita/Husky mix. Housebroken, great w/kids and other dogs. No cats. Looking for a loving home. Call 860-324-5497. FERRET, 9 WEEKS OLD, incl. cage, bedding, food, toys and many other accessories. Lovable, cute, affectionate, had trouble w/landlord. Spent over $325 two weeks ago. Asking $150/OBO. 802-598-1805. LOST CAT NILE since 12/01 from Essex. Tawny/black stripes w/white chest/belly/paws. Please call Amanda at 802-522-8318. MIN. SCHNAUZERS: 2 females, 10 months old. 1 male stud, 2 years. 16 month old, parti male. Reducing breeding stock. $450. 802-872-5874. SIAMESE KITTENS: $150. 802865-5046. UNNEUTERED MALE WEINMARANER: House trained, 9 months old, AKC reg., good w/other animals and kids. $750 incl. everything. Call Sean or Nikole, 802-863-1851 or 802734-7434. WONDERFUL CAT: Free to the right family. We love her, but I’m allergic. Loves being outside, affectionate, great w/kids and dogs. Call Alison at 802-318-7043.
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ASPIRING FEMALE MODELS WANTED to work w/fashion photographer in exchange for portfolio, experience. Contact David, 373-1912, email rusldp@juno.com or visit www.rusldp.com. Great opportunity for beginners.
4 professional svcs. CALL THE PLOW KING. Plow services for Burlington area. Reasonable prices, reliable service. Private homes, businesses and commercial real estate. Call 802-318-7641. HOUSECLEANING: Concerned about your health and the environment? I clean using only nontoxic and environmentally friendly cleaning products. References available and free estimates. Call Kathy at 802285-6263 or 802-233-1697. OUT OF THE TOWN FOR THE HOLIDAYS? Housesitting position wanted 12/26-12/30. Responsible professional employed in Burlington area will care for pets and plants. Refs. gladly provided. 781-640-6345. PET SITTING. Go to www.pre pawpetcare.com for info. SICK OF DOG KENNELS? Leave your pooch at a friendly home while you’re away. We’ll walk, feed, house and love your dog in your absence. $15/day. 802793-1286. VET2PET-MOBILE VET SERVICE: Vaccines, health certificates, puppy/kitten packages, geriatric exams/consultations, euthanasias, multiple pet discounts. Call for convenient inhome appointment. 802-6582202.
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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS WANT YOUR CAR IN FLORIDA? Very experienced (5 times this year, over 40 in 28), will get your vehicle South a lot cheaper than transport trailers. Call 802482-2894.
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TRULY MAKE A DIFFERENCE for a child, volunteer! Help parents and children learn the skills they need to strengthen themselves and their families. Call 1800-Children or contact Kim Holmes, 802-864-6492
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ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.
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PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON PLANNING COMMISSION PLEASE TAKE NOTICE that the South Burlington Planning Commission will hold a public hearing on Tuesday, December 20, 2005 at 7:30 PM in the City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, to consider proposed amendments to the South Burlington Land Development Regulations and Southeast Quadrant Official Zoning Map. The text of the proposed amendments and the proposed zoning map are available for public inspection in the Planning and Zoning Department during normal business hours. The Planning Commission will have a public work session to describe the proposed amendments on Tuesday, December 13th at 7:30 PM in the City Hall Conference Room. For further information please call the Planning & Zoning Department at 846-4106. Randall Kay, Chairman December 4, 2005
PUBLIC NOTICE Vermont Agency of Natural Resources Department of Environmental Conservation Solid Waste Management Program (SWMP) Burlington Materials Recovery Facility The public is hereby notified that the SWMP has reviewed the application for minor amendment to increase the unprocessed recycling storage tonnage and change in receiving and processing hours at the Burlington Materials Recovery Facility located on Lakeside Avenue in Burlington, Vermont, in accordance with §6-305(b) of the Solid Waste Management Rules effective 10/15/04 (Rules”). The SWMP determined that the application complies with the Rules and has developed a draft Certification. The SWMP intends to issue a final Certification on December 21, 2005 without convening a public informational meeting unless a written request for a public informational meeting and extension of the public comment period, signed by at least twenty five (25) residents from the City of Burlington, by the City Selectboard, by the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission, or by an adjoining landowner or resident, is received by the Secretary no later than December 20, 2005. Copies of the Application and the Draft Certification are available for public inspection at the offices of the City of Burlington and at the SWMP by calling (802) 241-3444 during normal business hours. To request a public informational meeting and extension of the public comment period or to submit comments for this project contact Jeff Bourdeau, Solid Waste Management Program, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, Vermont 05671-0407, Telephone 2413444.
RESOLUTION REGARDING SUB-ACUTE FACILITY WHEREAS, the Counseling Service of Addison County in collaboration with the Howard Center for Human Services is proposing to establish a SubAcute Psychiatric Care Facility in Briarwood Manor at Alden Place, and WHEREAS, the concept of providing a “therapeutic residential setting for residents with severe but stabilized illness” is a worthy goal, but an untested concept in Vermont, and WHEREAS, this would be the first facility of its type in Vermont, thereby having no operational history to rely on regarding the safety and community impact of such a facility, and WHEREAS, a number of Vergennes citizens have expressed serious concern or opposition to the establishment of the facility, and WHEREAS, the Briarwood Condominium Homeowner’s Association opposes the program as not being appropriate for the neighborhood and that it would have a negative impact on property values, and WHEREAS, the potential negative impact upon the economy and reputation of Vergennes outweighs the possible positive impacts, particularly if full property taxes are not paid, and WHEREAS, there is no guarantee that full property taxes will be paid in the future even with a written agreement, and WHEREAS, the building was formerly a residential care facility does not make its use as a psychiatric residential care facility compatible with the neighborhood or the community, NOW THEREFORE BE IT RESOLVED by the Mayor and City Council of the City of Vergennes that the city does not favor the proposed Sub-Acute Psychiatric Care Facility and asks that it not be established within the City of Vergennes. Adopted this 29th day of November 2005.
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DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-6524636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. DEVELOPING SELF-ESTEEM: For abused, lonely women at Border’s, upstairs in the coffee shop, Mondays, 5 p.m., ongoing, 658-2976. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772.
TEEN GIRLS GROUP: 10-week therapy group for teen girls who would like a place to talk. Call RiverValley Associates for more information, 802-651-7520. SOCIAL SKILLS GROUP: Girls 912 years old needing help with social skills/friendship. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information, 802-651-7520. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for women who have survived sexual assault. Beginning November 3. Info, 864-0555. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP open to new members. Meets downtown. Our goal is to become healthy and happy. For info, call Gerhard at 951-2543. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group, beginning on October 25. Info, 802-864-0555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924. WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. ANXIETY AND DEPRESSION SUPPORT GROUP: Daily except Sundays, 1-2 p.m. Focus is on mutual support and coping skills. 300 Flynn Ave. Info, 865-6138. MALE SUPPORT GROUP: For men who have survived sexual violence. This group will provide a safe, encouraging space for survivors of sexual assault to share their stories with other men. Offered by the Women’s Rape Crisis Center. Info, 802864-0555 or the 24-hour hotline, 802-863-1236. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.
HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmout reach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. Wednesday, November 9, 6:307:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington. Info, 802-3558936. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317 or Patricia, 658-6904. INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.
NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-9725266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 78:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 8635708. Women call Valerie, 802233-3447. SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m. Call for location, 223-4111. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@ yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTERS SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call Amy at 247-5460 for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel @aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 861-6000.
ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. WOMEN IN TRANSITION: Join a support/social group for women who are separated or divorced. The goal is to form a circle of friends for support and social activities. If interested email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. SMART RECOVERY: Wellgrounded researched approaches to changing addictive behaviors. Alternative to 12 Step Groups. Fridays, 5:30 p.m., 82 Winooski Ave., Burlington (above the City Market). Info, contact Bob, 4254058 or email carmody@madriv er.com. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., #74 on left. All are welcome. TRANS PARTNERS support group: Meet and talk w/other partners of transgendered/transsexual people. The second Friday of every month. R.U.1.2? Community Center, 6 p.m. 860RU12. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 865-9781. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontau naturel.com. PARENTS TOGETHER support groups: Would you like to talk and share ideas with other parents about the joys and challenges of children? Support groups for all parents. Desireah, 796-3119. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. NONCUSTODIAL SUPPORT group for parents. Contact Bill Bagdon, 434-6495. ARE YOU UNABLE TO get out of debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Is it a problem for you? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous. Wednesdays, 7:308:30 p.m. The Alano Club, 74 Hegeman Ave., Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester. Contact Valerie P. at 324-7847. BRAIN INJURY: Open to people who sustained a brain injury, their caregivers and family. Expert speakers often scheduled. 1st Wed. of every month, 6-8 p.m. Fanny Allen Campus, Colchester. Call Barb Winters, 434-7244. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866869-7341 (toll-free). MENTAL HEALTH RECOVERY group: support and education for people with psychiatric challenges. Joan, 865-6135.
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4 automotive $1000 GIFT. DONATE YOUR CAR: Free, fast pick-up. Max IRS deduction. Abused Women’s Network 1-877-448-4254. Se habla espanol (AAN CAN). ACURA INTEGRA, 1990: Blue, 5-speed, 209 K, engine runs great, needs transmission, some rust, $600/OBO. Call Ethan or Steve at 802-893-7264. ACURA, RSX, 2004: 1 owner, fully loaded, auto, 10 K, leather, always Acura service, still under factory warranty. $17,500/OBO. 802-318-0887. AUDI, 1999: A4 station wagon. AWD, PS/PW/PD, 2 sets of alloys. 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 Sun/moon roof. Heated seats and mirrors. 78 K. All records. $9400/OBO. 802-793-8612.
Pontiac u Cadillac Hummer www. shearerpontiac.com Local: 802-658-1212 Toll-free: 800-545-8907 1030 Shelburne Rd. So. Burlington BUICK LeSABRE, 2001, limited edition 4dr., gold, V6/3.8L, auto., FWD. 45,734 miles. A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/CD/ cass., OnStar, air bags. Best price, $11,898. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. CADILLAC, 1992, black, red interior, 4-dr., low mileage. 973-476-9502. CHEVY CAVALIER, 1989: Runs well. Needs some work. $300/OBO. 802-542-9207 ask for Alaina or leave a message. DODGE NEON, 1997: Red, 130 K, AC,CD, 5-Speed Manual, runs well, body in good shape, 1 owner. $1500. Leave message for Maura, 802-238-9501. FORD ESCORT WAGON, 1995: New paint, four Nokia snows, inspected until 10/06. Runs and drives great. $600/OBO. 802349-9819. FORD EXPLORER, 1995: 128 K, runs great, winter tires. $3000/ OBO. 802-658-3296. GEO TRACKER, 1996: Full size, hard top. 74 K, 1.6 L., 4 x 4. Lots of goodies. One-owner. Books at $5600, will sell for $2900. 802-318-7938. HONDA CIVIC LX, 1999: 116 K, auto, 4 door, CD, power windows/locks. Winter and summer tires incl., excellent condition. Blue book, $6580. Asking $5500. Call 802-229-4871.
INFINITI, 2001: I30t. 57 K. CA PONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, SUBARU LEGACY, 1993, sedan, VW PASSAT, 2000: GLS, 59 K, car. Leather/auto/pwr/CD chang2005: Red, 4-cy., auto, FWD, 164 K. 5-speed, snow and all5-speed, CD, alloys. $8200. 802er. $14,500. Call Tom, 80210,850 miles, A/C, CD/AM/FM, weather tires incl. FWD. AC, cruise. 985-5799. 288-9562. cruise, tilt wheel, rear spoiler. $700/OBO. Call 802-233-8269. $11,972. Call Shearer, 802JEEP CHEROKEE, 1992: 200 K, SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, 658-1212. white, great body, snow tires, 1993: AWD, w/4 studded snow 4WD, needs tune up. $800/OBO. tires on rim, runs excellent, paid BONDER 34’ MOTOR HOME, Must sell. Contact Jessica at $1800. Needs alternator. Asking 1989: 60 K, 2 T.V.s, VCR, 4.0 kw 802-355-5265, nights. $1000/OBO. 802-496-4105. Onan gen., roof AC, good tires, JEEP WRANGLER, 1998: 4.0L, SUBARU LEGACY WAGON, bathroom w/tub/shower, rear Make sure you listen to this 6 cy., 5-speed, hard and soft 1998: Blue, AWD, 107 K, 5master bedroom, great furnace. FREE Consumer Help Line tops, full doors, cruise, A/C, speed, all season radials, A/C, Runs very well. Asking $15,000. Before you purchase your next used car! Alpine/Infinity stereo. Borla power everything, roof rack, new 802-759-2076. header. Custom carbon fiber brakes, October inspection. Find out the questions you should fenders. Asking $13,000. Call Asking $4800. 802-223-1242. ask every private owner or car dealer 802-999-4582. SUBARU LOYALE, 1993: Station MAZDA 626, 1997, 148 K, two wagon, 2WD, AC and great heat, before you go to look at the car! CHEVROLET PICKUP, 1995: sets of tires (Hakkapeliitta studAM/FM stereo and cassette, power 1/2 ton, 2-door, 2WD, gas, man8:46 AMandPage 1 Call the Toll Free 24hr. Help Line at: ded snows good summer steering, excellent interior, no ual, V8, southern truck, no rust! tires). Asking $1000. 434-4449. rust, $1500. Call 802-999-9651. $3300. 802-899-3056. 1-866-838-3345 MERCEDES BENZ, E430 4 SUBARU OUTBACK, 2003: CHEVROLET PICKUP S-10, or go online: MATIC, 2001: AWD, fully loaded, Legacy wagon, 48 K, auto, car 1985: Long bed w/cap. 1/2 ton, www.usedcarexperts.net one owner, heated leather seats, starter, two sets of tires on rims, V6, 2WD, 4-speed, PS/PB, 91 K, CD changer, sun roof, 17” rims, roof rack, cold weather package. some rust. $1200. 802-893-7102. PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, all service through Automaster. $16,000. 802-660-3990. DODGE, 1998: 3/4 ton pickup, 11:42:13 AMSUBARU OUTBACK WAGON, 2005: 4-door,1silver, 12/2/05 4 cyl., 1.8 30 K. Like new. $26,900/OBO. 1x2-autocraftsman.indd extended cab, 2-wheel drive, L, auto, FWD, AC/FM/AM/CD, 802-318-0887. 1999: 133 K, AWD, auto, silpositraction, 78 K. $4700/OBO. roof rack, cruise control, power MITSUBISHI, GALANT, 1996. ver/grey, just inspected. 802-899-5092. steering. 18,246 miles. Book Loaded. 6-CD changer. All season $4500/OBO. 802-310-7624. FORD F250, 1995: Powerstroke $16,040. Asking $13,997. Call tires. Cruise. 126K miles. $1800. TOYOTA TACOMA, 1997: diesel. 7 1/2’ plow, never plowed Shearer, 802-658-1212. 862-0225 or 324-7172. Extended cab, black, low miles, commercially. 7.3L, auto, power PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, MITSUBISHI GALANT LS, 2003: $5500. 973-476-9502. everything, cruise. Gooseneck 2005: Gray, 4 cyl., 1.8 L, auto, 39 K, FL. A/A wheels and HakkaTOYOTA TERCEL, 1993: Beloved hitch, tow package, cap. $6900. FWD, 16,341 miles, AC/AM/FM/ peliittas, leather, power seats, car for parts or fixing. Most 802-454-0132. CD, roof rack, cruise. $14,527. sun roof. Great gas mileage! recent service records available. FORD F250, 1999: 7.3L, diesel, Call Shearer, 802-658-1212. NADA average retail price, Body has little to no rust, 69 K, auto, 4x4, blue, regular SAAB, 1999: 5-speed, 5-door, $13,825/OBO. 802-318-4324 or engine runs great. 158 K. cab. Great condition. $16,500. 108 K, fully loaded, leather, sun calogera924@hotmail.com. $400/OBO. 802-238-4151. sleepy.rip@gmail.com. roof, CD, 4 winter tires on steel NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1995: FORD RANGER, 1998: Xlt, rims. Book value $7850, asking V6, 4WD, 54 K, 5-speed, tow extended cab, bed liner, cap, CD $7200. 802-223-7330 or 802package, block heater, tires player. Excellent for North 223-0303. almost new, original parts. Country winters, 4WD handles Excellent condition! $6000. Call great in snow. Must sell make an 802-864-1125. offer. 315-489-1727. Looking for a SAAB? NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1998: NISSAN, 1996: V6, 4x4, king White, 4WD, 160 K, AT, PW/PL, cab w/cap and bed liner, 156 K, click on AC, AM/FM/Tape/CD, tow pkg., new tires, lots of new parts. runs great! $5000. Leave mes$2000. Call 802-496-3464. sage, 802-238-3278. TOYOTA, 1991: V6, 4x4, extendOLDSMOBILE INTRIGUE, 2000: ed cab w/fiberglass cap. Only 45 or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 No rust, no dents. Runs great, K on rebuilt motor, minimal rust, power everything, rear spoiler. lots of new parts, runs great. SATURN SC 2, 1996: Standard, TOYOTA TERCEL WAGON, 1987: CD/CASS/FM/AM stereo, AC, $3500. Call 802-496-3464. 189 K, rebuilt at 140 K, runs 4WD, 5-speed, 160 K.11/7/05 Inspected cruise, keyless entry. Too small, 2x1-crossways110905.indd 1 1:31:13 PM good, looks great. Sticker good thru 2/06. A good car, engine must sell. $4000/firm. 802till 4/06. Great winter car. runs great, needs some strut and 655-3413. $16,000/OBO. 802-893-0469. bearing work. $350/OBO. Call PLYMOUTH GRAND VOYAGER TOYOTA PREVIA VAN, 1995: SATURN SL2, 1995: 124 K, relievenings, 802-527-1606. LE, 1991: 3.3 6-cyl., 180 K, AWD, great condition, seats 7, able, $1000/OBO. Moving must VOLVO 760, 1987: Sedan. Gold loaded, new starter, fuel pump, dual A/C & heat. Auto everysell. 802-355-1225. w/gold center msw wheels. Car tires, exhaust, brakes, recent thing, roof rack, great in snow. SATURN SW2, 1996: 140 K, 5runs and drives very well. Just tranny, shocks, AC and more. No rust. $3000. Karen, 802speed, ps, pb, pw, pl, antilock over 197 K, but lots of life left. $1500/OBO. 802-864-7740. 456-1990. brakes, traction control, new New brakes/rear shocks. Call PONTIAC GRAND AM SE brakes/exhaust, runs/drives 802-683-8002. SEDAN, 2005: 4-door, red, v6, great, 35+ mpg. Relocating, must VOLVO WAGON, 1992: 183 K. 3.4 L, FWD, 13,188 miles, sell. $1800. 802-233-1803. ABS, CD. Only 2 VT winters, good AC/AM/FM/CD, sliding sun roof, HONDA NIGHTHAWK, 1982: SUBARU FORESTER, 2001: condition. All service records, rear spoiler, cruise, power seat. 450 cc., runs well, great bike, AWD, 88 K, snow tires/all seawell maintained. Great car for all $13,997. Call Shearer, 658-1212. must sell. $800/OBO. 802sons, new brakes, timing belt, seasons. Call 802-899-3389. PONTIAC GRAND AM SE 660-9488. 12-disc Pioneer player, good VW GOLF, 1997: GL 5-door, SEDAN, 2005: Silver, auto, FWD, condition. $9250/OBO. 802black, 5-speed, 68 K. 2nd owner 25,775 miles, V6, 3.4 L, A/C, 644-5544. but has always been in the famipower everything, CD/AM/FM. SUBARU IMPREZA, 1993, 165K ly, great condition. $4300. Call $10,202. Call Shearer, 802miles, clean, A/C, PS, airbags. 4 802-238-8572, Ben. 658-1212. brand new snow tires. Inspected VW JETTA, 1994: Black, 4-door, through 10/2006. Reliable, great 5-speed, moon roof, power everywinter car. $1200. 865-3213. thing, 148 K. You couldn’t not love this car! Asking $2500/OBO. Contact 802-598-7955.
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Waterbury to General Dynamics, Burlington: Looking to share commute MF 7am-4pm. Ref # 142319 Northfield to Green Mountain Coffee, Waterbury: Looking to share commute Sun-Wed 4:30am3pm. Ref # 142336 Waitsfield to Montpelier: Looking to share commute MF 9am-5:30pm. Ref # 142344 Middlesex to Coca Cola, Colchester: Looking to share commute M-F 12pm-9/10pm. Ref # 142781 South Duxbury to UVM: Looking to share commute MF 8:30am-5pm. Ref # 142787 Barre to Waterbury: Looking to share commute MF 6:30am-2:45pm. Ref # 142793
Barre to Williston: Looking to share commute M-F 7:30am-4pm. Ref# 142800 South Barre to WalMart, Williston: Looking to share commute M-F 9am-5pm. Ref # 142818 Barre City to South Burlington: Looking to share commute M-F 8:30am-5pm. Ref # 142827 Essex Junction to Waterbury Vanpool: Looking for riders M-F 7:30am-4:30pm. Please Ref EJ-Wby Van Starksboro to Burlington: Let’s carpool M-F 7:45am4:30pm. Ref # 10634 Middlebury to Burlington: Looking for carpool MWF 49pm. Ref # 10636 Bristol to Burlington: Let’s share the ride M-F 8am-4pm. Ref # 10637
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CHEVROLET BLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2002, Pewter, 4-door, V6/4.3L, auto, 4WD. 39,556 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 miles. A/C, PS, PW, PL, cruise, AM/FM/cass./CD, air bags, ABS. Best price, $13,490. Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.
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4 STUDDED SNOW TIRES: Nokian Hakkapeliitta, 1 185/65/15. Like new. On 4-lug steel Saab 9000 rims. Paid $450, asking $300. 802-229-0953. 4 WINTER TIRES. Nordman 225/60/16. Excellent condition, used only three months. $275. Call 802-309-8351. FOUR GISLAVED 205/55R16. $100. 802-877-6624. FOUR HAKKAPELIITTA 185/65R14 winter tires. Only used 2 seasons. All for $150. Call 802-865-9708. SET OF FOUR WINTER TIRES. 225/50R16, sport grip, over 75% tread remains. $150. Call Chuck at 802-355-3385. SNOW TIRES: Like new mounted and balanced on 16” steel rims. Call Jamey 802-318-5697. SNOW TIRES. Used only 1 season. 175/70R13. $60/OBO. Call 802-229-0521, evening, or 802229-2905, day.
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FORD WINDSTAR, 1998: 91 K, A/C, cruise, traction control, AM/FM/CD, power windows/ doors, excellent condition, runs great. Call Countryside Motors, 802-878-3806 ask for Peter. PONTIAC TRANSPORT, 1997: 71 K. All the extras, seats 8, great condition. $3000, books for $5300. Call 802-865-0409.
mm mm New Haven to Burlington: Carpool wanted M-F 7:30am4pm. Ref # 10642 Vergennes to Winooski: Looking for carpool 8am4:30pm. Ref # 10649 Bristol to Williston: Carpool desired 7:45am-4:30pm. Ref # 10631 Vergennes to Williston: Looking to share the commute M-F 8am-5:30pm. Ref# 10630 Ferrisburgh to Waterbury: Carpool wanted M-F 7:30am4pm. Ref # 10628
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Essex Junction bright and cheery three bedroom, two full bath Ranch style home. Super one level living in a great location. $244,500
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This Shelburne Townhouse includes new countertops, a new range, and new paint throughout. Also featured is 2 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, a wood-burning fireplace, and an attached one car garage. Fantastic décor, super location, great condition! $219,500
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1870’s farmhouse. 1890 sq. ft., 4 bedrooms, eat-in kitchen, double parlors and large open rooms with gleaming wood floors. Open yard with 3 car garage/ barn for storage. A must see! $179,000
Affordable, privately situated, cozy cabin in the woods. Year-round home,“off the grid”, 1140sq. ft., 2 bedrooms with loft, eat-in kitchen and large deck with hot tub. 5KW generator with inside controls and woodstove. Great mountain views. $149,000
Cape Style Home - Build package. 1500 sq. ft., 3 bedrooms, 2 baths situated on 2 acres. Can be ready in 14 weeks. Flooring and appliance allowance included. Large covered front porch. Many other options/variations available. $239,000
Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgianstyle former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.
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3 bdrm, 2.5 bath townhouse with attached garage. Enjoy the fireplace for the holidays! Nice condition and convenient location.$219,900
Awesome spot, 2+ acres, 6 miles from Waterbury Village. Close to skiing, overlooking mountains. Shake shingle, cottage-style with huge wrap-around porch, 2 loft-style BRS, plus studio permitted for retail store! 1st floor master BR plus sitting room.$299,900
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WHY RENT? When you can own this funky and eclectic space.This 2BR condo conversion is being totally renovated, new heat, windows, appliances, flooring, even a washer/dryer. A ‘Shoeless Construction’ project, get in quick and help make choices of finish.This flat is close to downtown, has parking, and close to the lake, too! $145,000
Funky, eclectic space w/ character. 2BR townhouse condo conversion is being renovated. Some lake views upstairs, basement, and will have new heat, windows, appliances, flooring, even a W/D! Early buyer may be able to select some finishes. Close to dwtn, lake and bikepath, too! $180,000
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SPACEFINDER 4 for sale BURLINGTON AND WINOOSKI: Single and multifamily homes and apartments. 802-862-7464. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Affordable, 3-bedroom, Timber Lane townhouse, near bus. Monitor heat, 1st floor laundry, attached carport, deck, pool. $178,900. Call Janice Rheaume at LS Reality, 802-879-7158, ext. 204.
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BURLINGTON: 1-2 rooms avail. in condo apt. Great community, indoor parking, porch, W/D, D/W. $600/mo. incl. all utils., except water. Incl. snow/trash removal. Pets OK. This place will go fast, contact me ASAP. 484437-5017. BURLINGTON: GF seeking LBGTQ friendly roommate for lovely 2-bedroom, 2-bath owneroccupied home in quiet neighborhood, Lakeview Terrace. Offstreet parking, W/D, close to bike path/lake/downtown. Short-term or long-term, room avail. furnished. NS/pets, cat on premises. $550/mo. + util. 802860-1944. BURLINGTON: Grad/prof. to share 3-bedroom, downtown house w/2 grad students. Big bedroom and closet. Hdwd, W/D, 8 min. walk to Church St./UVM/ hospital. Avail. 1/1/06 or later. $530/mo. + utils. 802-999-5791. BURLINGTON: House share, 2bedrooms, avail. immed. for M/F/couple on Elm Terrace. W/D, D/W, basement, storage. $450/mo. incl. utils. Call 802324-8492. BURLINGTON: Housemate needed beg. Dec. or Jan. - June. Student/college-age, to share a 3-bedroom apt. w/2 clean, female students. Coin-op laundry, alternating off-street parking, directly behind UVM. $550/mo. + 1/3 of utils. Call Natalie at 208-861-9471 or email nahawley@uvm.edu. BURLINGTON: Housemate to share large, bright 2-bedroom apt. in recently renovated Loomis St. Victorian w/young prof. female. Grad/prof. preferred. Walk to UVM/downtown. Parking, yard, porch, storage, W/D, D/W. Avail. 1/01-May. $650/mo. + utils. Pets neg. 802598-6121. BURLINGTON: Housemate wanted! 2-basement rooms, share kitchen/bath space w/liberal family. New North End/on busline. $375/mo., pay weekly or monthly, no lease. W/D, tons of storage. Call 802-862-4467. BURLINGTON: Peaceful vegetarian wanted for spacious, cat friendly 2-bedroom apt. Prefer environmentally conscious, 30 + YO. Hdwd, W/D, parking, NS/ND. $400/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. mid Dec. 802-922-1349. BURLINGTON: Room avail. in 3-bedroom house in South End. Fenced-in backyard, near Oakledge. W/D. Pets neg. $450/mo. incl. utils. Avail. immed. 732-513-8409. BURLINGTON: Roommate to share a large 4-bedroom apt. w/4 cool people on Pine St. Fun, friendly, quiet and relaxed environment w/a large back deck, storage and off-street parking. 10 min. walk to campus. Avail. now or 1/01. $310/mo. + 1/5 utils. + dep. Call Melissa at 802-578-3660.
BURLINGTON: Socially conscious, communicative cohort to share 3-bedroom w/artist and 40+ designer. Friendly, tidy, passionate adult w/joie de vivre. NS/ND but W/D, D/W, hdwd, parking and a fabulous cat. $400/mo. + utils., sd. 1/01, maybe sooner. 802-658-0019.
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CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: Roommate wanted to share large, bright, apt. Close to Smuggs, 35 min. to Burlington. $450/mo. + utils. NS/pets. enginuity@adel phia.net or 802-324-0207. COLCHESTER: Roommate needed to share apt. w/1 other person. $450/mo. + dep. Incl. cable + heat, W/D. 802-864-9876. DUXBURY/WATERBURY: Roommate wanted for 3-bedroom house. Quiet, private, views. $450/mo. + utils. 802244-1361. ESSEX JUNCTION: Housemate wanted. Bedroom and full bathroom 2 on separate floor for privacy. $700/mo. incl. all utils., W/D, home theater, hot tub. Call Travis 802-878-7553.
Two still available ready for move in!
HUNTINGTON: Country home, fields, river, garage, garden, DSL, W/D, NS/pets. Two horses, 2 dogs incl. 25 mins. to Burlington/Montpelier. $495/ mo. incl. utils. Dep. req. 802324-8040. HUNTINGTON: Seeking responsible person. Country house, fireplace, yard, fields, garden, garage, DSL. No pets. 2 dogs, horses provided. 25 mins. Burlington/Montpelier. $495/mo., incl. all. 802-324-8040. MILTON: Seeking honest housemate to share large 3-bedroom home. $700/mo. incls. all utils. 12 mins. to Burlington. 802355-2096. SOUTH STARKSBORO: Beautiful country home, 25 acres. NS/pets/kids. $500/mo. incl. utils. + dep. 802-453-6677. UNDERHILL: Mature, quiet, clean, responsible, cat-friendly NS to share farmhouse. Refs. + credit check + lease + dep. $395/mo. incl. heat/utils. 802899-3542. WILLISTON: Rent lower level of tri-level townhouse. Two large, partially furnished rooms. Private bath, shared kitchen, wireless, kids, dog, female preferred. Near Taft Corners/IBM/ I89. NS/ND. $600/mo. 802879-6962. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom in 2person apt. w/huge kitchen, living room, sun room, dining room. All w/beautiful hdwd. W/D in unit and new bathroom, off-street parking. $450/mo. 802-999-2374.
4 housing for rent BRISTOL: 3-bedroom, roomy, dogs OK, incl.: parking, plow, trash, water/hot water, heat. Big yard, good landlord. No laundry or hookups. $945/mo. David, 802-734-1050.
OPEN HOUSE HOURS: January 7, 1-3 pm AFFORDABLE NEW CONSTRUCTION HOMES FOR SALE Shelburne
Fourteen 3-bedroom, 1 and 2 bath homes. A mix of single family homes, flats and townhomes. A prime location on Harbor Road off of Rt. 7, near Shelburne Elementary and surrounded by protected open space. All homes come with a garage and a small private yard. 1,126 or 1,332 sq. feet. $188,900 - $196,900 with a $30,000 down payment grant for eligible buyers (mortgage amount: $158,900 - $166,900).
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ESSEX JUNCTION: Prof. college/grad female to share nice home and location. NS/pets. All amenities incl., ample parking and computer use. Avail. now. $450/mo. 802-879-4226. ESSEX JUNCTION: Single, responsible, dependable, professional, NS/ND/pets. $125/weekly, incl. all. 802-879-1246.
BRISTOL VILLAGE: 2-bedroom apt, newly painted w/gas heat, NS/pets, off-street parking, basement storage. $700/mo. + utils. Call leasing agent 802453-5841. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, 1bath apt. $850/mo., Main St., off-street parking. Excellent downtown location, nice unit. Call Jeff at 917-282-5256 or email jeff@wickandmaddocks.com.
BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, downtown apt. Avail. 1/01April, w/option to sign year lease 5/01. Street level, offstreet parking, dining room, sunny living room. $700/mo. + utils. Call 802-578-1157 or 802765-4278. BURLINGTON: 183 No. Willard St., sunny, newly repainted, 1bedroom apt. one-year lease. NS/pets. $785/mo. + utils. 802658-0621. BURLINGTON: 2-3 bedroom apt. Great location, top of College St. $1350/mo. + utils. W/D, off-street parking. Avail. 1/01-5/31. 315-481-6979. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo, pool, tennis, carport, 2 mins. to bike path/lake, 1 cat OK, W/D. Quiet neighborhood. $1050/mo. 802-849-9354. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, dogs neg. Clean, bright 2nd floor in duplex, new windows and appliances. Short-term lease poss. Off-street parking. Trash, water, snow removal, yard care incl. Natural gas heat. Avail. immed. $975/mo. 802-233-1556 or email northernproperty@togeth er.net. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, fullbath townhouse. NS/pets. Water/rubbish incl. 1-year lease + sec. dep. req. $875/mo. Avail. immediately. Call 802-865-2372. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2bath, brand new hdwd, carpet and paint, W/D hookups, deck, yard, lakefront, boat launch access. $1100/mo. avail now w/short-term lease poss. 802846-9568. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. Roomy and in great shape. Ward St. Off-street parking, W/D, gas heat, fenced-in yard. Dogs OK. Avail. 12/1. $1200/mo. David, 802-734-1050. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom condo and apt. $950/mo. Efficiency avail. 1/01, $650/mo. + elec. Avail. now efficiency, $725/mo. + elec. No dogs. 802862-7467. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, hdwd, gas heat, parking, yard, W/D. Front and back porches. Near downtown/UVM/FAHC. No smoking. $1200/mo. Avail. 1/1. 860-1443. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house, 1600 sq. ft., brand new tiled bath, tile in kitchen, 1 car garage. Located off North Ave. Pets OK. $1400/mo. 802-343-8194. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, Isham St. Walk to town and university, W/D, parking, storage, 2 porches, avail. 12/05. $1500/ mo. + utils., lease +dep. 201206-8702 or 802-862-8068. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom on North St., parking, gas heat. $975/mo. + utils. Avail. immed. Pets neg. 802-660-3941. BURLINGTON: 317 North St. 4bedroom house, subletters or full rental. W/D, off-street parking, yard. $470/mo., + utils. 802-310-7894. BURLINGTON: 4+bedroom, new renovation, hdwd, W/D hookups, 2nd floor. Avail. now. $1275/ mo. Off-street parking. Section 8 OK, pets neg. 802-893-0000. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom apt., 1 3/4-bath, some off-street parking, NS. $1400/mo. + dep. + refs. Avail. 12/1. 802-8641707.
BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom house. Gas heat, large living room w/fireplace. Dining room. 2 baths, parking, W/D. Convenient to UVM/Champlain College. Avail. 1/1 or 2/1. $2000/mo. 860-1443.
BURLINGTON: Condo, 2-bedroom townhouse on Lakeview Terrace. Beautiful, contemporary, 3 level w/storage, parking, W/D, near bike path, lake views. $1100/mo. 802-893-3507 or 802-373-9999.
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BURLINGTON: 99 Adams St., 2bedroom, 2nd floor, off-street parking, NS, gas heat, laundry in basement. $950/mo. +. Lease + refs. Avail. immed. 802578-8825. BURLINGTON: Avail. 1/01, large 1-bedroom, 1st floor, hdwd, W/D, off-street parking. Min. 4-month lease, ref. + credit check, NS/pets. $850/mo. + dep. 802-373-0759.
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BURLINGTON: Beautiful 2-bedroom, walk to UVM/FAHC. Vaulted skylit ceilings, slate counters, bonus 1/2 room, W/D. Avail. as is for $1100/mo. or w/new LR/BR floors and extended counter for $1250/mo. You choose. Dogs OK w/interview and ref. Avail 1/01. Call 802859-0052. BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts for rent. Burlington/ Winooski-area. Avail. immediately. $575-$1300/mo. 864-4449. BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny 1bedroom. Nice, big kitchen. Hdwd, located in old Victorian. Avail. January. $700/mo. Call for details, 598-6637. BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail now, room w/kitchenette. $460/ mo. incl. heat, hot water and elec. NS/pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Carriage house, loft bedroom, bath over kitchen. No pets/parking. $750/mo. + utils. 802-865-5046. BURLINGTON: Church St. Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, heated. Great location. 802-8622680.
BURLINGTON: Great 4-bedroom on amazing Lakeview Terrace. 1-bath, garage, full basement, incredible views of Lake Champlain. Pets OK. Avail. immed. Price neg. 802-2339998, www. lakeviewtr.com. BURLINGTON: Great location, downtown, 1-bedroom apt. Lots of sunlight, nice building, NS/pets. $710/mo., low utils. Incls. water/off-street parking. Call Emily at 802-310-1317. BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom, North Prospect house. 2full baths, hdwd, porch, 2 offstreet spaces, laundry, garden, large yard. Walk to UVM/ Intervale. $1190/mo. incl. heat, electric. Some tenant tasks. Ref. 802-316-0006 or chapin@cata mountain.net. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom, newly renovated, hdwd, new porch, off-street parking. Avail. now. $995/mo. Section 8 OK and pets neg. 802-893-0000. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. now. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. 3-bedroom, dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Newly carpeted, large 2-bedroom apt., w/living room, eat-in kitchen, partial lake view, large fenced back yard, back deck, W/D, close to downtown/waterfront/bike path, gas heat. Avail. 1/01. $1150/mo. 802-578-3499. BURLINGTON: S. Union St. Bright efficiency. Shared bathroom. Heat/hot water incl. Avail. 1/1. $450/mo. Call 802863-6613. BURLINGTON: Small studio, 3 blocks from downtown. Gas heat, coin-op laundry, pergo wood floors and ceramic tile. Very cute, but very small. $490/ mo. + utils. 802-324-6593. BURLINGTON: South End, 1bedroom, lake view, gas heat, NS/pets. $640/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 802-862-0479.
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7D SPACEFINDER for 4 housing rent cont. BURLINGTON: Spacious 1-bedroom apt. with office and terrace. 314 North St. Hdwd. floors, fresh paint. Avail. immed. Off-street parking. Heat/HW incl. $925/mo. 3188694. BURLINGTON: Spacious, attractive, 3-bedroom apt., off-street parking, easy walk downtown. $950/mo. NS. Avail. 1/07. 802425-5171. BURLINGTON: St. Paul St., 2bedroom, off-street parking, NS/dogs. $775/mo. Avail. 1/1. 802-318-8375 or 802-999-1543. BURLINGTON: Studio apartment. Great location, very clean. Incl. parking. Walk to hospital/ downtown. No pets. Avail. now. $600/mo. 802-777-3038. BURLINGTON: Sunny, 2-bedroom, hdwd, $1050/mo., close to UVM/downtown, off-street parking, trash + water incl. Pets OK. Avail. 1/01. 6 or 12 mo. lease. Contact Peter, 802-2796840. BURLINGTON, Winooski, Essex and Waterbury. 1, 2, 3-bedrooms. Contact 802-862-8553, ext. 201. CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: Large, yet cozy 2-3 bedroom. Hdwd, propane heat, views of Mansfield, covered porch. 2nd floor of converted Victorian. $900/mo. + utils and dep. Pets neg. NS. enginuity@adelphia. net or 802-373-0893. CHARLOTTE: Renovated farmhouse, 2-bedroom, 1-bath, lake and mountain views, hdwd. Garden space, W/D. One-year lease. $900/mo. Avail. mid Dec. or 1/01. 802-425-4045. CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: 3-bedroom apt., spacious, 2-levels, sunken living room, large lawns and garden. $975/mo. No dogs. 802-767-9455. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom, 1bath, full basement, W/D hook up, oil/hot water heat. Rural setting, beautiful sunsets. Owner occ. Kennel on property, no pets. $950/mo. 802-9516200. COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom lake cottage, deck, big lawn, 10 minutes to Burlington. Avail. now. $975/mo. 802-865-9159. COLCHESTER: Fort Ethan Allen. Beautiful, large 2-bedroom condo. Approx. 1400 sq. ft. 2levels, 1.5-bath. W/D. Quiet, plenty of parking. No pets. Lease. Avail. 12/15. $1150/mo. + utils. Jay, 343-6700. COLCHESTER: Pine Island Rd. Avail now. $1200/mo. 3-bedroom house, 1.5-bath, W/D. Pets OK w/ref. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence. COLCHESTER: Two apt. Small 1bedroom, great location off exit 17, clean. $600/mo., avail. now. Large 2-bedroom, renovated, very nice. Avail. 1/01. $750/mo. Both incl. water, trash, snow removal. 802-849-6009. ESSEX JUNCTION: 2-bedroom in a new apt. building. Lots of parking. $500/mo. incl. everything. 802-363-5761. HINESBURG: Route 116. Avail. now, 2-bedroom. $810/mo. incl. heat and hot water. Parking, no pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 ext. 1021 or www.nevilleco.com/residence.
MILTON: Short-term furnished/ equipped quaint 1-bedroom. Queen bed, full bath. W/D, satellite TV, heat, power, snow, trash/recycling, local phone all incl. $1000/mo. 802-893-2724. MORETOWN: $1400/mo. Sunny, spacious, 4+bedrooms, 2-baths, on Mad River, gas heat, fireplace, laundry hookups, recent appliances, basement/work room, large lot, easy access. 802-496-3980. RICHMOND: Beautiful, small 1bedroom apt. Furnished. NS/ pets. Lease, parking, refs., credit check. 802-434-3238, leave message. RICHMOND VILLAGE: Townhouse/duplex, renovated Victorian 2-bedroom apt. Incls. office, sun room, 1-car garage, large front porch, back yard. DW, W/D. Hdwd. Short walk to town. 2x2-Libertyquest080305 15 mins. to Burlington. $1100/ mo. + utils. 802-373-1211.
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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Furnished 2-bedroom, 2-bath, W/D, D/W, gas heat, large backyard w/access to wooded trails, plenty of storage, mins. from I89. Avail. now - 5/1. $1200/mo. 802-846-9568. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Furnished or unfurnished, new 2-bedroom, 2-bath, Lancaster condo w/open floor plan, heat and hot water incl., W/D, D/W, patio, garage, exercise room. Avail. now-6/1 $1500/mo. 802846-9568. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sunny 3bedroom apt., W/D hookups, heat, hot water, trash, plowing, lawn, off-street parking incl. $1200/mo. NS/dogs. Avail. 1/15, 6-month lease. Call 802862-8664. SOUTH HERO: Post and beam home rental, Jan.-May, the 1 11/8/05 8:11 AM on Page lake. NS/pets. Ref. + sec. dep. req. $1200/mo., heat incl. 802372-4784.
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WILLISTON: Quiet 2-bedroom duplex apt. in village. 2nd floor. Heat incl. NS/pets. Avail. 12/01. $850/mo. + utils. Owner occupied. 802-879-1699. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom,completely new, renovated, very clean, 1 car off-street parking, new appliances, new gas heat and hot water. Full kitchen, living room w/hdwd + area rug incl., bedroom w/hdwd w/area rug, bathroom has shower only, Don’t Trust the Most Important Financial but tile floor! All new vinyl winDecision of Your Life to Just Anyone dows and ground floor. $675/mo. + dep. + gas and # Low rates that will save electricity. Mo. -to-mo. OK. No you thousands of dollars pets. Rest of Dec. free rent. Please call 802-373-4123. # Fast personalized service WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom. Off-street # Local experience you can trust parking, garden space, great location. NS. Avail. now. $625/mo. 121 Park Ave. incl.. heat. 802-654-3918. Williston, VT WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom w/office, newly renovated, very clean, 1 car off-street parking, 802-764-6000 # Toll Free: 866-535-5390 new W/D, new fridge and gas www.libertyquestmortgage.com stove. Hdwd and carpets, new gas heat and hot water. Very clean, avail. 1/01.$700/mo. + SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 2SOUTH HERO: Spectacular lakedep. + gas and electricity. bath, office, completely renovatfront Victorian, beach, sunsets, Please call 802-373-4123. ed, close to Burlington/I89, turret, 3+ bedrooms, lots of open floor plan, W/D, D/W, light, gardens, surf and country WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, 2nd hdwd throughout, 2-fireplaces, roads. $1800/mo., month to floor, dogs neg. Very clean, 1x1-mortgage-022305 PM Page 1 screened porch, 2-car garage, 9/12/05 month.4:18 802-372-5257. quiet duplex, new windows, 2 partially finished basement. UNDERHILL: 1-bedroom, furporches, hdwd, claw-foot $1700/mo., avail now. 802nished apt., full kitchen, large tub/shower, new appliances. 846-9568. bath, dining room, gas fireplace, Off-street parking for 2, NS. private entrance, parking, Avail. 12/01. Short-term lease, cable/Internet access, laundry, $850/mo. 802-233-1556. northFree incl. all utils. NS/pets. Refs. ernproperty@together.net. Pre-Approval! $1200/mo., flexible lease. 802WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom unit, near Mark R. Chaffee 899-2653. Saint Michael’s and I-89. Easy UNDERHILL: Beautiful 4-bedaccess to Burlington. Incls. heat. (802) 658-5599 x11 room home on 3-acres of woods, Year lease. One cat allowed. w/flower and berry garden, $900/mo. 802-846-7849. wood stove, claw-foot tub, WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt., SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedpiano. Avail. 1/01. $1500/mo. + avail. immed. Close to center of room, 1-bath condo. No pets. utils. Month-to-month. 999town with plenty of parking. New carpet and paint, pool, 7848. Cats OK. $1050/mo. Call Sarah W/D and parking on site. Gas at 802-233-2212 for more info. UNDERHILL: Large, efficiency 2x2-BCLTEssexcondo120705 12/6/05 11:03 AM WellPage 1 WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom house, heat. $795/mo. 1 year lease, apt. End of road location. avail. 12/01. Call John, 802behaved dog/cat OK. NS. Utils. dogs neg., W/D, roomy, yard, 878-7685. + cable incl. $850/mo. 802deck, parking. Close to inter899-5092. state/downtown. Very good landlord. Avail. 1/01. Credit ESSEX JUNCTION CONDO: Available Now: 2-bed, check req. $1250/mo. Call 1-bath, townhouse-style condo with appr. 1,307 David, 802-734-1050. WINOOSKI: Avail. now. sq. ft. of living space, including a large 3rd floor Renovated, medium-size, 2-bedstudio room.This home comes with a carport room, full bath, gas, pkg., no and is close to schools, shopping, and a park. pets. $800/mo. 802-862-7467. Features include a front porch, back deck, second WINOOSKI: Furnished or unfurfloor deck, and tiled bathroom. All appliances are nished 2-bedroom w/office, W/D, D/W, yard, off-street parkincluded in the sale. Pets are allowed! ing, mins. to FAHC/downtown, Purchase Price: $136,620 pets neg., short term lease - 38,120 * grant for income-eligible buyers poss., avail now. $1150/mo. $ 98,500 ** Amount needed to finance 802-846-9568. *Eligible buyer must be below 80% of area median income WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 2-3 www.getahome.org bedroom, 2-level apt. Avail. Call Brandy 864-2620 12/01 through 6/30/06, w/option SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedWAITSFIELD: Cozy 1-bedroom, to renew. Low heating bill, on bus room townhouse, end unit, newly unfurnished, heat, garbage, line, close to laundromat, restaurenovated, new appliances incl. snow plowing incl., W/D in unit. rants and shopping. Incl. offW/D. 2-parking spaces. NS. Avail. now, NS/pets. First, last, street parking. Pets neg. $1050/mo. + utils. 802-482-5753. security + ref., $650/mo. 802$1025/mo. 802-655-2394. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bed244-7612. WINOOSKI: Large, sunny 3-bedroom townhouse in Grandview, room, 2 level, convenient locaW/D, gas heat. Avail. immed. No tion, on bus line, gas heat, offpets. $900/mo. 802-862-9093. street parking. Cats OK, dogs neg. $1040/mo. + utils. 802399-9576.
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4 office space BURLINGTON: 2 offices/studios avail. w/shared conference room and reception area in beautiful, sunny space in the Maltex Building. Lake views, free parking! 802-864-7756. BURLINGTON: Professional office space located at 95 College St. Avail. 1/01. This ground floor 1000 sq. ft. space incl. a reception area, 4 offices and 1 parking spot. $1500/mo. + heat and elec. Call Charlie for details, 802-864-0538, ext. 236. BURLINGTON: Retail and office space in professional building at 294 N. Winooski Ave. Parking, gas, heat, conference room. 475 and 1260 sq. ft. Will consider short-term lease. 802-862-1148, ext. 102. BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. WINOOSKI: Spacious, sunny, refurbished 1-2 bedroom. Hdwd, on busline, parking provided, utils. not incl. Cats OK. $825/mo. Avail. 1/01. 802-4346671. 1x3-ctxmortgageCLASSY
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ARTIST/OFFICE/STUDIO space for rent. Join other artists in the same building. Avail. 12/01. $250/mo. incl. all utils. 180 Flynn Ave. Call 802-864-6835, ask for Andy. LICENSED PSYCHOTHERAPIST WANTED for busy practice in Saint Albans. Steady referral base, collegial atmosphere, low overhead. Please call Kathy or Sandra at 802-527-7494. SPACE FOR RENT for a massage therapist. Sports/deep tissue would work well. Please call Kelly Short, 802-288-9612. WILLISTON: Clean warehouse, 1800 sq. ft, overhead door, near Taft 1x2-space corners, $1450/mo. 5/9/05 5:54 PM Page 1 Call Mick. 802-863-4128.
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BURLINGTON: Room for rent on Maple St. Student-aged pref. $400/mo. Call Brooks 802-3630010 or email Biffman66@hot mail.com. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Large L9/12/05 4:27 PM Page 1 shaped efficiency. Parking, cable, utils., incl. Clean, quiet, prof., preferred. NS. $600/mo. Avail. 1/01. 802-862-2622 or 802-860-2863. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Nicely furnished, sunny, new box spring and mattress, shared kitchen. Great location, parking. Clean, quiet, no smoker pref. $400/mo. incl. utils. 8602863/862-2622. WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388, 324-3291, or ivan land@aol.com.
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BURLINGTON: Large, beautiful furnished house. Mid January June. Walk to UVM/FAHC. 2bath, fireplace, deck, W/D, large yard bordering Centennial Woods. $1200/mo., utils. incl. Call for details. 802-864-7397. BURLINGTON: Subletter needed Jan. - May. 2-bedroom. $450/ mo. + utils. Top of Buell St. 5 min. walk to downtown or campus. Girl preferred. Contact Marla at 802-343-6969. WINOOSKI: One room available in 3-bedroom apt. Top floor of Woolen Mill. Close to UVM/St. Mike’s. Avail. January-June ‘06. $492/mo. + water. 857-9910751.
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SINGLE ADS ARE CHEESY! BUT I DO NOT want to be single forever, so, S mom, 24, down-to-earth, organic, natural lifestyle. Love outdoors, romantic, fun to be around! Friends first with hopes for LTR. Let’s get some joe. 9775 SWF 49 YRS. YOUNG, PLUS-SIZED BUT losing weekly. Seeks sweet-natured, honest and humorous SWM, aged 45-55. No head games, no rushing for love, but rather companionship with a like-minded soul who is tired of being alone, too. 9756 SWF, 37 YO IN NEED OF ATTENTION, lacking greater things in life. Need to be shown how to show affection. I can give it if you can show me the way. 9752 KINKY FANTASY. I AM LOOKING FOR OPENminded men 18-40 YO in the Barre area. I want to watch my boyfriend give oral to another man. Serious only. Leave name, number and description. He is a naughty boy! 9744 SF 25 YO, 5’11. NOT LOOKING TO BE just another number! ISO big, tall, handsome, established SWM 26-35 YO for movies, dinner, good times. Over 6’3 w/truck a +. 9704 I WRITE, THEREFORE I AM... SWF POET/ author 25 YO seeks companionship w/SM 22-30 YO. I have a daughter. If that is a problem, don’t bother to call. Friends first a must. 9700 VIBRANT, INTELLIGENT, FUNNY, 47 YO, PF seeks grounded partner to share life, joys and sorrows. Compassion, humor, dedication to personal and emotional growth essential. I have no idea where I am going, but would love a traveling companion. 9689 BURLINGTON YUPPIE W/CAREER AND education who is ready to share my life with someone special. Seeks same qualities in a SM 30-37 YO who is kind, gentle and affectionate for a potential LTR. 9686 INDEPENDENT, EASYGOING AND AWEsome 19 YO F, sweet, mature, random at times, witty, loves silliness, getting cozy, honesty and trying new things. ISO SM 19-25 YO who’s warmhearted, ridiculous, quirky and communicative. Call and we’ll get coffee. 9685 SW FUNNY GIRL, 5’6, 140 LBS., WHO loves to laugh, can’t sit still and is done being bored. Many interests. You would be handsome, funny, responsible and reliable SWM 35-45 YO. Definitely friends, possibly LTR. 9683 SMALL, DARK, ATTRACTIVE F SEEKS RICH, athletic, outgoing PM for long walks, sunsets and bubble baths. Must be semi-tall, attractive and altruistic. BI a +. 9661
NORTHERN VT, SWDF 39 YO, NS, 5’5, 120 lbs. Attractive, cute, bluegrass, simple living, hiking, snowshoeing, lots of love. ISO SM, ND/NS, 39-45 YO, Spiritually connected, attractive, fit, loves life, giving, warm, loving, likes to travel. LTR. 9660 DWF 55 YO ISO SWM 50-60 YO TO SHARE same interests. Nascar fan, quiet times, cuddling, country or golden oldies music, home-cooked meals. Sick of being lonely? So am I. Companionship first, then may become LTR. 9657
men > women TRYING SOMETHING NEW, SW FATHER, musician, reserved, but not shy, enjoys music, outdoors, 34 YO, fit and healthy, looking for NS, SWF, 30-34 YO, to share adventures or quiet times North of Burlington. 1060 18 YO, 420-FRIENDLY, MUSIC-LOVING, chill guy. ISO 18-21 YO outgoing, sweet girl who’s very open-minded in Addison area. I will listen and treat you like the sweetest girl on the planet. 1058 I SAW YOU WHILE I IN AS DREAMING AND felt so close to you. I awoke wondering if you were waking, too. Oh, it was so real. SM at the crossroads seeks SF w/leopard skin pill box hat. 1048 SWM, A TRUE ROMANTIC. GOOD JOB, have my own money. Works out daily, great shape. Looking for SF, 25-35 YO for dinner and LTR. No games and should be in good shape. 1047 ZOOM, ZOOM, ZOOM! LET’S MOTORCYCLE upon the roads less traveled. SPM, financially, emotionally secure, college grad., active and fit. ISO SF, 33-43 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, swimming, hiking, scuba diving, trips to Montréal, your interests, possible LTR. 1046 SWM, 23 YO, TALL AND THIN, ATTRACtive, organic, calm, musician/singer, massage therapist seeks sexy and wise female 18-25 YO for cuddling, reading, lovemaking, being ridiculous, dancing. Call and we’ll have tea somewhere. 1040 HIP, SMART, FUNNY, GOOD-LOOKING, prof. M, 53 YO, seeks woman, 30-50 YO, for conversation, music, travel, skiing, margaritas, thumb-wrestling (and other sports). Joy, happiness, adventure and sex can happen! Extra credit for playing a musical instrument. 1039 SWM SEEKING A WOMAN TO HELP THIS 37 YO wake up to new adventures, fresh air, long walks, and cuddling on these VT nights! Old-fashioned, and yes, I believe, there’s a God! 1036
SWM, 24 YO, LOOKING FOR A GIRL WHO knows what she wants and wants to have fun with it. I am an adventurer. Couch potatoes need not apply! Get at me and find out how fun life can be! 1033
SWM LOOKING FOR SWF, 30-50 YO WHO enjoys a lot of TLC. I love to walk, cuddle, dance. Trustworthy, honest, no head games. Seeking SWF w/same interests who loves to be pampered. 9880
STABLE, CARING, SUCCESSFUL, GOODlooking M 27 YO seeks companionship w/single F, possibly marriage. 5’7, 152 lbs, outdoorsy, athletic, open-minded and interested to try new things. 9776
SWM, 38 YO, HANDSOME M LOOKING TO meet a nice lady between 24-42 YO for LTR. Start out as friends and then see. I am 5’7, 165 lbs., blue eyes, brown hair. 9994
HOLIDAYS ALONE? ME, TOO. SWM, 43 YO, smoker. Aged well. ISO F, 30-52 YO who enjoys music, dancing, Nascar, good food and drink, is outgoing, likes herself and looking for romance, passion and LTR. Much more. 9872
OPTIMISTIC ROMANTIC: WHY DO ALL these ads sound the same? DWM 31, 5’6”, 160 lbs. Anyone can try to buy someone’s love, but “Just because, little things” from the heart mean the most. Agree? Then let’s talk! Friends into LTR??? 9768
HEY Y’ALL. I’M LOOKING FOR A REDNECK woman, not no high-class broad. Don’t want no Barbie-doll type. Got a baby on your hip, that’s all right w/me. Here’s to all the redneck girls. Hell, ya! Me: 42 YO, SWM. 9870
SWM, 44 N/S: IF YOU’RE READING THIS and your intuition is talking to you, please call. My favorite things: Outdoor play, campfire singing, cuddles and pillow talk, exploring, dancing, learning, honesty, friends, critters, woods, water, silence, Stevie Wonder. Seeking LTR. 9760
WPM, HERE FOR A YEAR, ISO ARRANGEment w/adventurous lady or ladies on casual or occasional basis. CD w/toys and desire to fulfill, willing and wild. All calls will be answered. Montpelier area. 9991 CM SEEKING CF, 35-40 YO. ENJOYS LIFE, having fun. 9975 SWM, 50 YO, ISO SAF, 35-50 YO, TO enjoy life with. Secure, home, outdoors man, easygoing, caring, honest, hate abusive people. ISO lady to cuddle by fire with, must be caring and enjoy life. Possible LTR. 9972 61 YO M SEEKING LTR W/SOPHISTICATED 50-60 YO lady. Must enjoy walks, bike rides, dinners, movies, rides in the country and home time. 9961 SWM, 48 YO, D/D-FREE, TALL, SLIM, ATHletic, fit, multi-interests in the arts, sports and social activism. ISO single, attractive, healthy, fit, NS, D/D-free, any race, 30-55 YO F for casual or LTR. 9956 DWM, 50 YO YOUTHFUL, LONGHAIRED, very clean, health-concious, 5’8, 155 lbs. From rural Maine. ISO warm, willing, F for mutually satisfying times, from message exchange, sexual thrills or companionship. Whatever we are comfortable with. 35-60 YO, race unimportant. 9949 35 YO, SWPNSM, 6’1, 165 LBS. INTELligent, honest, open-minded, healthy, slightly shy, likes many things indoors and out, no kids. ISO similar SPNSF, 2741 YO, who is warm, outgoing and likes cats. Friendship possible LTR. 9944 SWPM, 41 YO, IN COLCHESTER. LOOKING for SWPF for laughter, love, relaxation, romance. I’m easy to get along with, 5’11, 160 lbs. You easy to get along with. Let’s meet for coffee and talk about our paths, hope they cross. 9938 ARE YOU BOLD ENOUGH TO START A NEW adventure? WM, 29 YO, tall, athletic, attractive, witty, financially secure. You: 18-30 YO, attractive, slim, NS, w/good personality. Game players need not apply. 9893 40ISH M W/A YOUNG ATTITUDE AND A big heart. Need a good honest friend and lover. Always carrying a smile and an extra one for you. Call me and we’ll share more. 9890
TIRED OF CHILDISH GAMES. 21 YO SWPM ISO SFM 18-22 YO who loves spokenword poetry, hip-hop, movies, shopping. Give a holla back. Only smokers and drinkers apply. 9861 NEARLY 40 YO SWM WOULD LIKE TO MEET you in person or at least by phone. Like to hike, cross-country ski, music, writing, cats, cooking and children. Wish to sit and talk. 9837 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident animal lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 9787 TRAVEL MATE DESIRED. SEEKING FUN partner to explore life. 40 YO, in good shape, reasonably attractive and fun to be with. Into most anything and openminded. Call for more info. 9786 SM, 45 YO, MENTALLY DISABLED, LOOKing for F companion, and LTR, 25-45 YO to go camping, spending time outdoors, adventurous, love children. Looking to settle down, romantic nights, cuddling and more. Please NS/NA/ND. 9784 WM 50 YO, ISO NS, W, 40-50 YO. WANT someone to give you some true affection and tenderness, not just a one night stand? Try me. 9779 ISO SF, 19-30 YO FOR FUN TIMES. Honest, trustworthy a must. Movies, walks, talking and cuddling. Just be real and honest. Me, 5’11, 24 YO, hazel eyes, and very kind. 9777 POLITICALLY CONSCIOUS, REPORTEDLY attractive, allegedly thoughtful 48 YO DM, with love for music, art, country life, parenting, subversive humor, mountain sports, travel and bicycles, ISO secure, fit, intellectually stimulated granola muncher who can both offer and welcome challenge. 9774
Gypsey My wandering, gypsy days are over now that I’ve made my way to HSCC. The folks here are sure to help me find the right home. Perhaps yours? I am a spunky 3-year-old Shepherd mix who became a stray after my previous people abandoned me. I am a cute girl with the ability to bond with my family. I will need people who will provide me with gentle leadership as I am very intense and can be uncomfortable with handling. As such, my perfect home would be one with adults only or kids 13 and up who will play with me and my toys responsibly and engage me in positive outlets for my energy. I would love reward-based training (I've really enjoyed the training that I've been doing at HSCC), Agility, or Flyball! I am playful – I love my rope toy, rambunctious, energetic, confident, and get along with dogs who don't mind my assertiveness. Are you ready to give me a permanent place to call my own? If so, I will reward you with a devotion untold! Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.
SWM, 35 YO, 6’, BLACK HAIR W/BLUE eyes. Very outgoing, great sense of humor, love to joke around, quiet nights at home, long walks and drives. Love to cuddle, all types of outdoor activities and music. ISO SWF w/similar interests. 9757
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1-888-420-BABE 1-900-772-6000 INTELLIGENT, SLIM, ATTRACTIVE PWM, NS, 40ish, seeking pretty, demure, discreet lady 18-30 YO who enjoys being diapered and babied as much as I do. I will be your daddy if you will be my mommy. Interested? Let’s talk. 9750 6’, 53 YO. LOOKING FOR A WOMAN, 4053 YO, 110-160 lbs. All calls will be answered. 9748 HEY, LADIES! I’M TIRED OF DATING sites, are you? 34 YO looking for the lady who wants to be treated like one. Love sunsets? Come on down w/me. Honest and loveable. Let’s see what happens. 9708 31 YO SWM, 6’, BROWN HAIR, BROWN eyes, musician. Looking for SWF, 21-35 YO for fun, movies, biking, etc. I’m easygoing and romantic. Leave message if interested. 9703 SHY YET CHARMING SWM IS ON THE prowl for SW/SAF. I am 28 YO have a steady income, not into BS or head games. Only call if you’re interested in LTR. Believe me, I am for real. 9695
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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE 26 YO POLYAMOROUS M 6’2, BROWN hair/eyes. ISO polyamorous F for friendship and fun. I am easygoing, fun and I enjoy working out. 9687 56 YO SWM, HANDSOME, FUNNY, 5’8, 150 lbs., patient, passionate, smoker, drinker, thinker, sports, gambler on horses, cruises, home owner, father, vacations in Canada, dining in or out. ISO beautiful F from Burlington. 9684 ATTRACTIVE, FIT, PROFESSIONAL MUSIcian and business owner. 6’1, 180 lbs., blue eyes. Seeking honest, beautiful, fit, educated, active SF 21-33 YO for talking, hanging out, drinks, pool, dinners, exercising and maybe making beautiful music. 9677 24 YO BOSTON FAN ISO THE PERFECT girl, 20-28 YO. Must be down-to-earth, attractive, fit, enjoy movies, billiards and a healthy sex life. I have a big heart and I need more than my kitty to fill it. 9674 DWF, 37 YO SEARCHING FOR FRIENDSHIP or relationship w/someone that would be funny, honest and down-to-earth. 9670 39 YO,SBM, OUTGOING, HARDWORKING and very respectful. Looking for no commitment and no strings. Just fun and we will see from there. 9669 TRANQUIL, MURMURING, TRENDIL MIST. Fun, easygoing, active 40 YO something M who believes that actions can speak louder than the most beautiful words. ISO the same in a sweet, attractive 40 YO something F. No pressure. Call for the details. 9663 SM IN SOUTHERN VT, 32 YO, 5’7, 140 lbs. Work in renewable energy. Musician, writer, reader. Like making music, walks, good conversation, good beer, x-country ski, bikes. ISO SF, 25-35 YO w/similar interests. 9662 BIG-HEARTED, HONEST, SWM, 54 YO, seeking companionship of SWF 35-55 YO. I would love you to join me for dinner, movie, hike or a 4-wheeler ride through the beautiful NEK. 9659
SEVEN DAYS MIDDLE-AGED SWPM ISO CHARM, BEAUty and one appreciative of the unexpected. Burlington area. You should be 30-60 YO, open-minded, sensual and acrobatic. No leopard-print underwear. 9656
60 + MISSING YOU, PP! LOVE, YOUR KITTEN. 9850
women > women 33 YO ATTRACTIVE F ISO ATTRACTIVE F, femme or soft butch, 25-45 YO. LTR, spend time with. I am a fun-loving woman w/many qualities. I’m very active. If you’re ready for the trip of a lifetime then we must chat! 9959 NS, ACTIVE 53 YO WGFP ISO F TO LEARN, teach and grow with. Retirement just ahead, possibilities are endless. Meet for coffee or wine. Friendship first. 9783 23 YO SELF-CONFIDENT, ATTRACTIVE F ISO fun, attractive F to share time with. I’m outgoing w/a lot of energy and looking for similar. 9766 DORKY, ANDROFEMME, 21 YO, SEEKING butch or gender queer, 21-40 YO. Possible activities include: library, pancakes, adventurous projects. 9676 LOOKING FOR LOVE IN ALL THE WRONG places. 20 YO SF looking for a down-toearth femme for talks, lovin’, and who knows what else. Sick of mind games. You have to love dogs, mine is my life! 9673
men > men 59 YO, GWM SEEKING GM FOR LTR. AGE, looks not important. Looking for roomie to move in w/and share expenses and bed. I’m 5’9, 200 lbs, clean, discreet. If this is what you are looking for, let’s talk. 1062 GWM, 45 YO, 5’7, 160 LBS. LIMBER, long lasting, likes affection. ISO same type of M for passionate overnight interludes. French kissing a must. Versatile is a plus. Don’t be shy, all responses taken seriously. 1043 G/H/M LOOKING FOR MEN WHO ARE straight or bi-curious. Race is not a problem. I’m always looking for a new experience. Who knows what may come of it. Let’s get together if you dare. 9990 SWM, BI, 60 YO, EXPERIENCED, CLEAN, well built gent w/apt. in South Burlington area, seeks young guys for discreet encounters. No fems./fats. A/B OK. 9989 35 YO BIM, 5’8”, 225 LBS, LOOKING FOR discreet daytime fun in central VT. Very oral, likes to give and receive. Looking for BI or GM. Age, race, size not important. 9958
WHAT MEASURES THE BREADTH AND depth of “the gay man in character?” Brown eyes, 6’3, into the arts, humor a must. Will respond back to those who write or call — in the end, it’s reaching out that matters most, in my opinion! 9941 HOT, ATTRACTIVE, SWM MID-40S, 5’9, 150 lbs, BR/BL. ISO guys who live in or near Milton, Colchester, Essex, Islands for hot, discreet sex. Young guys who drive a small car or pickup is a big a+. 9934 BIWM, 40S, LOOKING FOR BI/G M, 1835 YO for winter fun in and out of bed. Clean, NS, you too. 9933 TENDER, ROMANTIC TOP SEEKS BEAUTIful, young bottom. I’m a masculine, fit and attractive 32 YO who’s totally into fulfilling the needs, wants and desires of a passionate, young (20s) prince. First timers, bi-curious welcome. Explore your wild side. Call now. 9930 BIWM, 32 YO, 5’9, 170 LBS, ATTRACTIVE, clean and very discreet. Into oral or like to use my butt w/the right guy. You: cute, in shape, gotta boyfriend. My fantasy if a threesome. Call me. 9928 ARE THERE ANY NON GAME PLAYERS left out there? If so, give this 34 YO, GWM a chance. I enjoy movies, walks, dining out, hanging w/friends and quiet nights. ISO someone w/similar interests. Drama queens, game players can keep reading. 9902 55 YO BEAR SEEKS CUT M W/ORAL FIXAtion for give-and-take get-togethers. St. Albans area. Age, race unimportant. 9882 BIM ISO WELL-ENDOWED M, 40 YO OR younger and in shape. I’m sincere and discreet, also slim. I will be your slave boy to please you as you want. Just call and leave name and number. Will answer all. 9878 HEALTHY, GOOD-LOOKING, FIT 29 YO ON the d/l dude looking for a similar buddy. B and H encouraged to respond. Be on the d/l, healthy, fit and be cool. Champlain Valley only. Let’s chill. 9848 43 YO VERY BI-CURIOUS M ISO 35-50 YO, sweet, tender, gentleman. I promise full reciprocation to the best I am able. Ready to travel, ready to show me the world. I want you. 9945 COLD FEET? GWM 52 YO, 5’9, 175 LBS, seeks 18 YO + GWM who needs warmhearted, loving, caring, masculine male who can offer you laughter, belonging and a special place in his heart. Be honest. ND/NA. 9749
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GWM 33 YO CLEAN, ATTRACTIVE, SEEKING hot guys w/some chest hair in need of oral attention and discreet, fun times. BI-curious and married guys welcome. I’m in the Burlington area and very discreet. I’m ready and eager! 9678 LOVE TO GIVE ORAL, LAMOILLE COUNTY, hoping to meet that one special guy who can’t get enough. Until then could be named guy’s best friend. 9653
bi seeking ? BI CURIOUS M ISO 18-50 YO M IN NEED of oral relief. Love to please. Very discreet. You be d/d free and ready to have a great sexual time. No reciprocation necessary, just lay back and enjoy. 9993 WIFE/GIRLFRIEND NOT DOING THE “JOB”? Attractive guy, 30s, seeking guys 18-48 YO, 6’+ not overweight, who need to receive hot bjs. Nice guy here, private house, privacy assured, willin’ to travel, so call. 9976 39ISH F LOOKING FOR BIF FOR FRIENDship, good times, erotic emails and frolic. Must be honest and fun in central VT area only. Will not respond to single men or cu. 9966 W ISO M/F/CU LOOKING FOR A FUN FIT W/M/CU to have fun with. I’m a 19 YO F w/a fit body type. Hope we can share some experiences together. Must be fit, fun and down for anything! 9864 BIF LOOKING FOR F IN LAMOILLE AREA. Winter is coming and I want someone I can go snowshoeing w/or just stay at home and curl up on the couch with. 9688 56 YO BIM SEEKING GUYS TO PARTY Sunday - Thursday. Everyone welcome, more the merrier! 9682 BIF, EARLY 30S, ISO M OR F, 30-45 YO, time to date again, not into the young bar scene. Thought this might be a good way to meet someone new. You: energetic, fun, experience life beyond the couch. Margarita, anyone? 9681 PLEASANT, SOMEWHAT OLDER MALE, still strong and thin. Wants to be sexual, servant of BI M and experimenting straights’ friendship. Intimacy if desired. South Addison County. 9655
just friends SWF, 49 YO, LOOKING FOR F COMPANion(s), not a lesbian relationship, strictly platonic. Interested in sharing and talking about books, TV, movies, dating experiences, cooking, life experiences/adventures, shopping, expand our social circles. Must be smart, but not pompous, have a good sense of humor, fun, supportive, caring. Mentor, friend. Laverne and Shirley, Lucy and Ethel, Golden Girls. 9992 I’M SEEKING OUT SOME ADVENTUROUS characters to fill this winter w/outdoor adventures. I’ll help you practice your German. 9691
couples seeking... MACU LOOKING FOR F FOR FUN AND friendship. Not looking for just a onetime thing. If you’re interested in learning more, please leave me a message. 1059 ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE AND fun? So are we! MACU seeks BIM/F or CU for adult gatherings. ND. Light drinkers OK. Age, size and race not an issue. Fun and safe. Discretion is a must. 1054 WCU ISO BIF OR CU W/BIF TO ENJOY the pleasure of sensual dining out and the exotic pleasure of watching a CU explore their tactile menu. 35 YO +. 1051 ATTRACTIVE, EROTIC, CU SEEKING SEXY, BI-curious, SF, to engage in our first-time threesome. Call if you would like to meet. We are discreet, so must you be. 9980 FRED AND BETTY SEEK WILMA. SENSE of humor a must, bad habits a +, Burlington beauty fit to be tried? Sorry Barney, 3’s company. Ya ba da ba do. 9953 IF YOU LIKE MARGARITAS, HAVING FUN in the rain. If you’re not much into smoking, if you have half a brain. If you like XXX in the great outdoors, and you can be discreet. Then you are the sexy lady we’ve looked for. Call us and let’s meet. 9900 ATHLETIC COUPLE WILL ENTERTAIN YOU. Lots of fun for the open-minded. Singles or couples or more! 9754 MACU ISO BIF FOR WIFE, BBW. DISCREtion is a necessity. Wanting friendship w/benefits. Husband won’t be involved much. 9680 MA BI CU, F PLUS-SIZE, SEEKING OPENminded BI CU for sexual exploration. NS, light drinkers OK. Age, size, race don’t matter. Just be fun and safe. 9675
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women seeking... SWF, 25 YO, STRAWBERRY BLONDE, blue-green eyes looking for a SBM for sexual fun. Must be 26-38 YO, single, D/D free, 8”+, willing to please and considerate. 9988 25 YO SWF WHO UNDERSTANDS THE SEXual needs of a man should be met by an intimately generous, knowledgeable, attractive, nicely built woman. Looking for casual relationship(s) with successful men who enjoy using their means to reciprocate nice experiences. 9772 VISIBLY QUEER BURLINGTON F, HEALTHY, attractive, 20 YO. Seeking casual physical relationship w/someone healthy, close in age. Not ‘up for anything’. No heterosexual CU. No well-hung older guys. Thanks! 9668
men seeking... SW, 30’S, IN SHAPE, SEEKS TO ORALLY satisfy married or SF, D/D free, no strings, very discreet, give me a call. You will not be disappointed. 1053 MARRIED MALE SEEKING COMPANIONship from M or F. The wife won’t put out and I am ready to explore. Want to try oral maybe more. 18-35 YO. 1038 EXPERIENCED, SEXY, LOVING, CARING M, 36 YO. Looking for wild times w/younger F into sharing in consensual bondage games. Require adventurous spirit, discretion, no STDs, ND. Bring fantasies, desires. So much life, trust, respect to share w/lovely vixen. 9971 MAWM, 50 YO, SEEKS F FOR FUN AND adult fun. Must be clean and discreet. Expect same. Average guy. Looking for good times. 9954 SELF-EMPLOYED GENEROUS M IN EARLY 50s seeking bright female who likes oral sex! I am single, but if you want to be discreet, that’s OK. Let’s go to dinner, my treat, and discuss our desires. 9892 TWO WPM SEEKING ADVENTURESOME F for casual 3-way rendezvous. Discreet, respectful, fun. No STDs, good self-image, nice body. 9887 SBIWM WITH A NEED TO BE DOMINATED by F or CU. Enjoy B&D and performing orally. Asian, black, bi, lesbian, thin, a+. Age, looks, unimportant. Drink, smoke, 4/20, OK. Love to please. Possible LTR. 9875 BURLINGTON-AREA WIDOWER SEEKING sexual companionship from either sex. Not into anal sex but willing to offer penetration or oral satisfaction. 9847
LESBIANS WANTED. GOOD-LOOKING SWM, 29 YO, fun, crazy, wild, seeking 2 lesbians to play w/or to watch. Life’s too short not to have fun! Take on me, take me on. I’ll be gone. 9841
THUNDERCATS....HO! HAD A GREAT time at dinner. We should do it again soon!? 1045
ISO MA/S F PROF. OR NOT. RICH F NEEDing attention. I am a 40 YO male, very discreet w/no strings. 9785
A GUY TAKING ADVANTAGE OF A BEAUTIful single mom for far too long. I have tried to steal her away, but she is too nice to cheat. Get a job and take care of her or I will. 1044
RUGGED, BEARDED, HAIRY-CHESTED, muscular type of guy? Tool belt strapped on, all charged up and no place to go? MA 43 YO BI, 5’9, 129 lbs, can help you drain your battery. Private camp between Middlebury and Burlington. 9780
A DARK-HAIRED, SEXY, FUN-LOVING GUY w/a great laugh. We come bearing the gifts of a mark you never had before and not from a home appliance. You gave us The Cookie and “managed” your way into our hearts.... 1042
DOMINANT MALE SEEKS SUBMISSIVE females for OTK and like action. SDWM makes no difference. Average looks and body A+. Will respect limits. 9788
I SPY A SMOKING-HOT, BLONDE-HAIRED woman in a hot black top. Dancing by herself, 11/27, at Park Place in Essex. Want a dance partner sometime? 1037
LADIES: ARE YOU GETTING ALL THE sexual attention you deserve? WM, 45 YO, tall, slender, attractive, well-hung, excellent lover w/ 30 yrs. experience, offering no-strings sexual skills. You: F, slender to medium build, 21+. Call, I could be your tool. 9789
11/29 COLLEGE FLIP-FLOPS, SWEATER, collared shirt, Seven Jeans, wish I could flirt. Green and Gold, running by flashed you a smile, you caught my eye. RJ’s, Ales You, Pam’s or Cook’s, let’s get together away from the books. 1035
TRIM, 6’, BLONDE DWM SEEKING SUGAR mama who wishes to lead a submissive lifestyle. Be 25-55 YO, pretty, in decent shape, ready to enjoy letting go. Discreet and fun. 9755 GOT LIBIDO? HORMONALLY CHALLENGED 50 YO MAM, 5’8, 155 lbs, seeks similar F, 35-60 YO for horizontal fun, no strings. You bring humor, friendship, discretion and a desire to play. FF OK. 9709 45 YO M, BURLINGTON AREA, WOULD like to meet a CU for adult get-together. Would like to fulfill fantasy of a threesome. Please, no heavies. Very serious. 9654
i spy CAPITOL GROUNDS: TO THE WOMAN who is not studying aesthetics who leaves me wondering how to know beauty. Hi, there! 1061 DAVE, TRIPNOFIX. GOT FOOD? SORRY about N.H. You were missed, too. I goofed my number. It’s 43, not 34. Four years too long. Call me. Betsy. Cody’s magic jukebox, remember? How’s Curtis? McCausland! 1057 J.M., THANKS FOR PLATTSBURGH! Thanks for everything. Happy holidays, darling! P.S. You are not mental. 1056 YO, HOT HOMO IN THE RED T-SHIRT making tracks for British Columbia, this is the only time I’ll regret seeing you from behind. You’ll be missed, dude. 1052
25 YO, GREAT SHAPE ISO BI F, 25-35 YO. Want to putSecerts spice back in12/6/05 your life? 10:30 AM 3x4.5-Sex Love to give. Asian-American a +. 9844
PARKER, WELCH, KERRY, TOO. Harvest Rally, I met you. Freyne-d and famed a false remark. Nine, some time too large to embark? Back Door for drinks, I couldn’t stay, Shall we meet another day? 1034 A GORGEOUS BRUNETTE AT WILLISTON northbound rest area. I like your glasses, but it was the remarkable face they decorated that stood out, it’s a second job. Want to go meet? 9987 TO THE ONE FILLING A WORLD OF GRACE attention sadness in my tiny space. So little time to plead my case. Maybe sometime, some other place, love you. 9986 LADIES THAT WORK AT JOURNEY’S...I love you. You are hot little mamas and you know it! I would try on 50 pairs of shoes a day just to see you! Marry me. 9984 11/19, JSC PRAXIS 2, WE TALKED OF shoes and flying. Me: M, blue jacket. How about a drink? 9982 I REPEATEDLY SPY THE MOST HANDSOME guy I’ve ever met. Saying your name makes me purr and your sideburns drive me wild! Hail to the King, baby! 9981 WE COULDN’T KEEP OUR EYES OFF EACH other. You wore a gray, beautiful hat and had dark eyes w/a well-worn gray sweater at the Raq show at Higher Ground. At the end of the show, you stopped me at the grass hill and had me write my phone number. Peace. 9979 MAIDEN OF THE WOODS, YOUR ENCHANTing lure has successfully brought this player to his knees w/subtle kindness and Capricorn compatibility. May the reckless passion continue indefinitely. Prince Charming. 9978
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METCALF KYAKER. BF LUNCH, DINNER, snacker, newt 3 lover, salamander catcher. Weeder extraordinaire. I love your curly hair. Your eyes give me wood, make me feel if I wanted to walk on water, I could. Too late to turn back now... 9977 I SPY JP. SUCH A SAD SOUL AT SUCH A tender age. Perhaps she’s not worth the salt in our tears. Hate the haters, son. Rape the rapers. Hell is not one level, but four tiers. Know your enemy. 9974 SHAW’S, BERLIN, 11/19. YOU: TALL, M, grayish hair w/preteen/teen son. Me: short F, blondish hair, blue eyes, toddler daughter. Saw you buying white wine. Later, exchanged a smile. I felt instant chemistry. Are you single? Call me! 9973 10/29, SCOTT FROM ROUSES POINT: MY hands were cold in Montreal, but your kiss warmed my soul and made my knees weak. Where are you? 9970 ROLAND, WILL YOU EVER SING “swingin” to me again? 9969 ESSEX JUNCTION RESCUE EMT, JOE, I believe? I had a crush on you in high school, we crossed paths again recently. Spot of tea sometime? I’ll supply the hot water. 9968 STAPLES, 11/21, MONDAY AFTERNOON. You: cute girl w/broken black laptop. Me: w/the black beanie purchasing some misc. stuff to your left. Overheard your concern about lost photos and music. Those just happen to be my two fave things in life! Care to collab sometime? 9963 CHOIR GIRL. NOW YOU HAVE BEEN spied. Here’s looking at you (from over in the tenor section). You’re amazing, and you make me smile. Thank you for being you. Go, ginjo. 9962 YOU WERE GONE AND NOW YOU'RE BACK. You have sexy eyes and a mind to match. You asked if Stowe would open the 18th, I think my heart skipped a beat. I'm still too shy to say hi, so I'll confess my attraction in this I spy.box # 9690 JW, I HAVE A SURPRISE FOR YOU THIS week.... It won’t be long from the time you get this. I love you. ME. 9957 SCIENCE TEACHER FROM RICHMOND AREA, I think you’re more my type, I could hunt you down but thought I’d try this first. Can we play Scrabble at LSC again? T. 9955 JULIE W.? YOU WERE SHOPPING, 11/13, I was working and making you laugh. Talking about Bradford College and the area around the defunct college. Can I show you the mountains we were talking about? 9952 HOW MANY DUDES NAMED “WOMBAT” are there in this town? The real Wombat is from South Carolina. 9950
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YOU BROUGHT ME A CRAB RANGOON. I thought you were cute, I would love to talk. 9948 YOU: ADORABLE BLONDE WALKING ON Elmwood Ave. We briefly walked together. Me: on my way to appt. to see lawyer. Remember? 9946 J...POOL, PALACE, DOMINOES, CHESS, strip blackjack, Texas hold ‘em, I got a new game. Let’s pretend we can be friends. First one to admit they’re still in love loses. Loser drinks a bottle of hot sauce, no chaser. J. 9940 YOU: LONG, BROWN HAIR, BIG SMILE, sailor tattoo peeking out from under green cotton tee, wisely loading your cart full of Seventh Generation products. Let’s get cleaning, get hitched, and raise our family in a healthy home. 9942 H- I SPY A HOT, FUNNY AND HONEST mother of two who thrilled me w/her stories at VPB on 11/15. I hope we can pick up where we left off, you left me a little, uh, excited. -J. 9939 TO THE NURSE LADY FROM NEW ORLEANS now in Montpelier. We spoke at the Alchemist in Waterbury. I have some Clapton that you really should listen to. 9937 THE WOMAN WHO SPILLED A LITTLE BIT of coffee on me at Muddy Waters 11/09. I’m sorry I snapped at you. Please accept my sincere apology. 9936 MICHAEL FRANTI CONCERT. TO A LADY who put her hand on my shoulder, Habebi! I think you are very nice. I just might be a quiet member of your family. What if WRUV plays Democracy now? Listen w/me. 9935 I SPY THE HANDSOME, ROMANTIC, GENerous, fun-loving, well built, awesome, Clint Eastwood look-alike on the path to the gypsy hut. Thank you for lighting up my life. Shall we dance? 9929 I SPY THE SEXIEST 40 YO I HAVE EVER seen in my life. Lucky for me, she is also my wife. Happy Birthday, sweetie! All my love, John. 9904 I SPY MY SOUL MATE WALKING AWAY from all we had and shared despite our promises to always fight for what was so pure and beautiful. Good-bye Sweet Baby Moon Girl. 9903 SINCE I CONSIDER MYSELF THE LUCKiest man alive, please allow me to respond. I know you love me. I know it hurts, because I hurt, too. I will marry you someday. Patience. 9901 MUDDY WATERS, MONDAY A.M., 11/14. You were meeting w/a student at a table next to mine. We talked for a few seconds about books, about holding them open while trying to write. I wished you had stayed longer. 9899
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Assistant Registrar
Maintain degree audits, schedule courses using computerized scheduler, oversee mid-semester and final grade entry, perform student academic program reviews, and create reports. Must have the ability to foster collaboration across diverse groups of constituents, work independently, balance priorities, be customerservice and student centered, have a high-level of integrity and the ability to analyze and organize information to produce data-driven decisions. Strong communication and technology skills with a BA/BS degree and 3 years experience in higher education required. Datatel experience a plus.
Temporary/Part-time Phonathon Supervisor (January – March 2006)
Manage staff of student phone operators to solicit funds for the College’s Annual Fund. Recruit, hire, train, motivate team and compile records generated by phone operators. Excellent managerial and communication skills, ability to work under pressure and be detail-oriented required. Cover all call center hours of operations, Sunday – Thursday, 5:30-9:15 p.m.
Web Content Manager, Marketing Department
Update and maintain content on the website for prospective students and assist with the development and management of other marketing sites. Gather information and write profiles about departments, programs, students, professors and alumni. Compose emails and newsletters targeted at prospective students. Analyze site traffic to improve the effectiveness of the site. Must have strong writing skills with experience in marketing copy writing, copy editing, and statistical analysis. BA/BS degree required. Knowledge of HTML is preferred. For further information, visit www.champlain.edu/hr. Submit cover letter, resume and references by 12/21/05 to:
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Data Architect The Investment Technology Team of National Life Group* is seeking an experienced Data Modeler and Business Intelligence professional. The ability to manage and leverage data is critical to success in the Financial Services industry. In this role you will use your strong communication skills to work closely with members of the business community to gather the data requirements that drive the business. Using your knowledge of data warehouses, dimensional modeling, and ETL processes - especially as it applies to a SQL Server environment, and you will develop the logical and physical data models that will support the firm’s business intelligence needs. In collaboration with your teammates, you will develop and maintain standards for enterprise modeling and naming conventions. Key Skills and Experience: • Solid experience in data analysis and data modeling – especially in a data warehousing environment; •SQL – SQL server experience preferred; •Project management; •Strong business acumen – financial services background preferred; •Excellent oral and written communication skills; •Business intelligence experience; •Understanding of star schema design, dimension modeling, and ETL processes; •Understanding of data warehousing and decision support tools and techniques; •Application development – VB, .Net; •Vendor relationship management experience. If you are interested in applying, please submit your resume and cover letter to: resumes@nationallife.com Human Resources National Life Group One National Life Drive Montpelier, VT 05604 Fax: 802-229-3313 * National Life Group is a trade name of National Life Insurance Company and its affiliates. TC26248(1105)
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DIRECTOR OF MARKETING
The Director of Marketing is responsible for the development and execution of both tactical and strategic marketing initiatives to drive the growth of new business and revenue generation. Central to this role will be lead generation through the delivery of targeted marketing and sales activities aimed at generating high-quality / qualified leads to the sales organization. This role will also be responsible for the development of marketing programs including but not limited to: marketing communications, branding, product positioning, product management, competitive analysis and promotions. The selected candidate will have demonstrated marketing leadership experience within a technology growth-oriented environment and will play a key role in advancing Triosyn’s thought leadership in our field. Key skills & behaviors include but are not limited to: Initiative, Technical Skills, Presentation Skills, Drive for Results, Planning & Forecast Accuracy, Teamwork & Collaboration, Priority Setting, Planning and Communication Skills (Listening, Verbal & Written). A BS/BA degree, preferably within a technical discipline such as chemistry or biology, coupled with 8-12 years experience is required. An MBA is highly desirable. Demonstrable experience as a senior marketing leader within a bio-life sciences organization is required.
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The receptionist is the first point of contact for visitors and callers to Triosyn headquarters. Specific duties involve the coordination of all call activity, meeting and greeting visitors and other administrative duties as may be required from time to time. Key skills & behaviors include: Verbal Communication, Teamwork & Collaboration, Organization Skills and Technical Skills (Phone Systems & MS Office). Qualified candidates will possess a high school diploma with 2-4 years related experience.
ENGINEERING PROJECT MANAGER
As Project Manager, you will play an instrumental role in the coordination of cross-functional teams to ensure on-time delivery of Triosyn products. Working with project team members, management and other internal departments, the Project Manager is responsible for the development and identification of product engineering plans, budgets, schedule and timelines for completion. The Project Manager will serve as a central clearinghouse for project reporting and will facilitate cross-functional teams through all project phases to analyze, develop, implement and evaluate strategies to maintain project schedules. The qualifications for this role include a demonstrated ability to meet project milestones and adjust plans based on business and project requirements. Teambuilding and the ability to influence without direct reporting relationship is a key success factor. The role requires the ability to view a project from both a micro and macro viewpoint. Successful candidates will possess a BA/BS in Business or a Technical field. PMP/PMI Certification or equivalent desired. 5+ years experience with a combination of project management and training required, preferably in a highly regulated manufacturing environment such as pharmaceuticals or medical supplies. Experience in bio-manufacturing start-up is a plus. Key skills & behaviors include: team leadership, technical acumen, teamwork & collaboration, drive for results, problem solving, facilitation, communication (listening, verbal & written) and systems proficiency (MS Project, PowerPoint, Excel, etc.). A BS/BA degree in Engineering and 5 years related experience. PMP/PMI certification or equivalent is desirable.
ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF ENGINEERING
The Associate Director of Engineering will play a key role in the development and delivery of Triosyn products to the marketplace. Key duties include the execution of scientific and management plans for process design/ validation, optimization, formulation, scale-up, development and technical service support for new and existing products for both governmental and commercial markets. Initially, it is anticipated that the selected candidate will play a hands-on role in the support of process validation, technology transfer and the scale up of product manufacturing. The Associate Director will take an active role in team management activities working closely with other functions including but not limited to: project management, quality assurance, regulatory, chemistry & biology & operations / manufacturing.
Our Family Focus Program is an innovative program that is a collaborative effort between Rutland Mental Health Services and Vermont Achievement Center. It provides crisis intervention, short-term family stabilization services and initial triage for all new clients. The following positions are full-time (37.5 hours) and provide competitive salary and benefits including health/dental insurance and 401K.
FAMILY FOCUS PROGRAM COORDINATOR
We are seeking a dynamic, detail-oriented individual with strong leadership qualities, excellent communication skills and previous clinical supervisory experience to lead an interdisciplinary team of 12-14 staff. Responsibilities include administrative and clinical supervision, budgeting, some direct service serving as a resource for families and the community and participation in larger agency management functions. Must be a team player and demonstrate a commitment to interagency collaboration. Master’s degree and license required. Three to five years supervisory experience preferred.
FAMILY FOCUS CLINICIAN
We are looking for a self-motivated individual who works well with children, families and community professionals. This position provides crisis intervention and short-term stabilization services for children with emotional, behavioral or substance abuse issues. The ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere is essential to this position. This individual should possess strong communication skills and comfort with home and community-based work. Master’s degree required. Please send resume to:
Rutland Mental Health Services Human Resources PO Box 222 Rutland, VT 05702 EOE
Key Competencies include teamwork & collaboration, planning, leadership, communication, technical aptitude problem solving and attention to detail. Qualifications include a BS degree in Engineering or a related discipline with a minimum of 10 years of experience required. Master’s degree in related field is desirable. Significant management experience in the field of process development and technical operations/services is required. Firsthand experience in the production of and scale-up of products within a multi-site production environment is highly desirable. Familiarity with current industry compliance requirements is required. The selected candidate will be a highly effective communicator and will have a strong interest in developing staff to their full potential.
MANUFACTURING PRODUCTION ENGINEERS
We are seeking (2) production engineers who will be responsible for managing the successful transition of newly designed product innovations and technology into the production arena. Initially, you and a team of engineers will lead the design, scale-up and implementation of a new full-scale production operation based in Williston. Post-implementation, this role will participate in a number of initiatives designed to help implement and maintain process improvement; deliver machine modifications; develop instruction charts / guides for the education of production operators and implement corporate quality initiatives designed to further enhance production efficiency and quality. The selected candidate will have a working knowledge of manufacturing and assembly practices and tools; will excel in a close-knit team environment and maintain a working knowledge of production scheduling and shop operations. A familiarity with production planning and inventory control applications is highly desirable.
QUALITY ENGINEERS
This newly created role will be responsible for the development and effectiveness of the quality system at Triosyn. Working with customers, various internal departments and supply base, this role will exists to foster and implement continuous improvement activities in process and product quality. Specifically, this role will work cross-functionally to establish optimum product specifications, apply process performance measurements and work to identify opportunities to create manufacturing and operational efficiencies. This role requires a BS degree coupled with 2-5 years QA experience within a high-volume production environment. A working knowledge of problem solving techniques, statistical analysis, auditing and team-oriented leadership is required. Understanding Six Sigma, ISO 200 standards in also required. ASQ certification is a plus.
1191 South Brownell Rd., Williston, VT 05495-7415, jobs@triosyn.com
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Administrative Assistant
Local company specializing in the importation, distribution and installation of indoor sport flooring is seeking an administrative asstistant. Ideal candidate will have 2-3 yrs administrative experience. Will be assisting all departments. Must have excellent computer, phone and customer service skills. For more details, call number below.
Community Director
Accountable for coordinating/implementing fundraising activities and supporting communication/program activities. This position acts as a liaison between March of Dimes, volunteers, and the local community in which it serves. Motivated by results. Good communication, computer and organizational skills are needed. Some travel required. Send or email resume to:
802-864-5900 burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com
Family Shelter Coordinator The Committee on Temporary Shelter is seeking a dynamic, creative and organized individual to manage the operation of and programming at our two family shelters, housing 15 families. Must be able to develop and implement new programs and provide supervision and direction to shelter staff. Excellent communication and crisis management skills necessary. MSW and 3-5 years experience preferred. Send cover letter and resume to:
Mary Anne Kohn, COTS PO Box 1616, Burlington, VT 05402 Email: MaryAnneK@cotsonline.org No phone calls accepted.
Send cover letter and resume by December 15 to:
GOVERNMENT POLICY SPECIALIST
LITERACY COORDINATOR Vermont Public Television (VPT) is looking for a dynamic educator to strengthen and build VPT’s role in children’s literacy and readiness to learn. Responsibilities include: Designing and conducting workshops for parents, caregivers and educators of young children; cultivating community partnerships, including literacy advisory group. Experience in early childhood education or literacy and skills in presenting dynamic workshops required. 10 to 15 hours/week with some evening and weekend workshops required. Submit cover letter and resume by Wednesday, December 14 to:
Vermont Public Television Attn: HR Department 204 Ethan Allen Avenue Colchester, VT 05446 802-655-6593 (fax) hresources@vpt.org
Provider of Quality Aggregates & Paving Specialists
Safety and Health Coordinator We are searching for a safety-minded, organized person to fill a new role within our company. The right candidate will perform various duties that will assist with the implementation, admission, management and advancement of our safety and health programs. Responsibilities will include developing, coordinating and providing safety training, assist with the development of improved safety programs, participate in safety committee meetings, assist local management with inspections conducted by MSHA, OSHA, DOT, EPA and any other federal, state or regulatory body, cross train on worker’s compensation and may assist with environmental permitting initiatives as needed. Must have the ability and willingness to travel extensively within Vermont as needed and work a flexible schedule that may include occasional overnights. Other qualifications include computer proficiency (MS Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and Microsoft Outlook), excellent communication skills, training skills, strong attention to detail and an understanding of MSHA, OSHA and DOT regulations. The right candidate will possess a minimum of an Associate’s degree in Safety Management or equivalent from an accredited two-year college or technical school and one year of safety experience or equivalent education and experience from which comparable skills and abilities result. Experience in the construction and/or mining industry is preferred. To apply, please send your cover letter, resume and references to:
The Vermont Medical Society is seeking an energetic individual to work with our government relations and policy support team. Responsibilities include lobbying, research, and communication with members and providing staff support for VMS committees and specialty societies. Bachelor’s degree, or advanced degree, excellent communication, writing, computer, research and organization skills required. Knowledge of health care policy and relevant experience preferred. Work hours may be irregular, requiring some weekend and evening work. Apply with cover letter, resume, salary requirements and names and phone numbers of four references by Dec. 14th to: Vermont Medical Society Government Relations Search P.O. Box 1457 Montpelier, Vermont 05601
Equal Opportunity Employer and Provider
Pave the Road to Your Future with Pike Industries!
Pike Industries Attn: Heidi Comes 249 Granger Road-Berlin Barre, VT 05641 Fax: 802-223-3175 Email: vtemployment@pikeindustries.com Application deadline: December 16, 2005.
Episcopal Diocese of Vermont is seeking a team player to join us full-time in a small office environment. High level of organizational and interpersonal skills, and above-average knowledge of Microsoft Office software are essential.
Background check required.
Resumes accepted until position is filled.
Kelly Newell, COTS PO Box 1616, Burlington, VT 05402
EPISCOPAL DIOCESE OF VERMONT
Lynn Bates 5 Rock Point Road Burlington, VT 05401
vt478@marchofdimes.com March of Dimes P.O. Box 605 Barre, VT 05641
Streetwork Provide Case Management services to Case homeless single adults as they transition to Manager stable housing. Strong communication skills and the ability to work with varied populations required. MSW or BSW with experience preferred.
Send resume and cover letter:
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Fletcher Allen Health Care is currently seeking candidates for a number of positions in its Community Health Improvement Office:
HealtH access Program coordinator (20 Hrs/week) The Health Access Program coordinator is responsible for facilitating access to services that meet the needs of the under served/uninsured. Master’s of Social Work, a license to practice in VT, a minimum of 3-5 years experience in community health care, and knowledge of Microsoft office suite required. community outreacH educator, Buckle uP (32 Hrs/week) The Community Outreach Buckle Up position is a grant funded staff position responsible for organizing, promoting, instructing and evaluating Nationally Standardized Child Passenger Safety Technician training, renewal training, technical updates and other NHTSA training as needed. Bachelor’s Degree and NHTSA certification required. Some weekend hours required. community HealtH imProvement nurse Poison education (40 Hrs/week) The Community Health Improvement Nurse is responsible for scheduling, delivering and evaluating poison prevention/education programs and community outreach activities throughout the community. Baccalaureate degree and RN required. Previous experience in health promotion and community health programming desired. community HealtH imProvement nurse (Per diem) The per diem Community Health Improvement Nurse is responsible for implementing educational and screening initiatives for the Community Health Improvement program. Assistance with special events and programs is a key component of this position. Baccalaureate degree and RN required. Previous experience in health promotion and community health programming desired. emPloyee and Family assistance Program, social worker (20 Hrs/week) The EFAP Social Worker provides direct EFAP services to employees and the sponsoring organization and unions. Experience and Clinical focus on Children and Families. Clinical masters level social worker with minimum 5 years experience in clinical practice. Certified licensure as required by State. CEAP licensure preferred but not required. Fletcher Allen Health Care offers a competitive salary and an excellent benefits package. Qualified candidates should submit scannable resume and cover letter on white paper using basic fonts and no bold, italicized or underlined print to: Employment Services, Fletcher Allen Health Care, 111 Colchester Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email to: fahcjobs@vtmednet.org (no attachments please) or use online resume builder at www.FletcherAllen. org. Equal Opportunity Employer. M/F/D/V. (802) 847-2825. Fletcher Allen proudly supports a no smoking policy.
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EMPLOYMENT Chef Line-Cook Full-time Permanent position with a growing restaurant in Waterbury. Day and Night Shifts available. Competitive salary. Must have a positive attitude and work well with others.
PHYSICAL THERAPIST
Apply in person to: Cris Peck at Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St.
Full-time opening for a Physical Therapist with a manual or sports background. Located in the Mad River Valley in a newly renovated outpatient clinic with an Endless Pool and workout equipment. Full benefits, position available immediately, new graduates encouraged to apply. joe@backtoactionpt.com http://www.backtoactionpt.com Back to Action PT 4740 Main Street Waitsfield, VT 05673 802-496-4292
Shelburne Veterinary Hospital Part-time Bookkeeper: 15-20 flexible hours/week, stimulating work environment, knowledge of QuickBooks preferred but not required. Please contact: Dr. Steven Metz (days) 802-985-2525 (eves.) 802-985-3451
Kitchen Crew Leader Seeking a motivated individual to lead our kitchen crew. Sense of humor, a positive, upbeat attitude, the ability to take direction and be a part of the team, attention to detail and early mornings/ weekends a must. Tasks involve creative soup-making, and light baking; responsible for placing/receiving food orders.
Adult Community Support Worker Progressive community mental health program seeks dynamic, flexible team player to provide case management services to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. The ideal candidate will have the ability to deliver services in community-based settings. Services include supportive counseling, symptom management, social and interpersonal skills development, daily living skills, money management, and advocacy. Requires both the ability to work independently and in a collaborative multidisciplinary team environment. Applicants must have the ability and willingness to provide transportation for clients. Experience a plus, however not required. Bachelor’s degree in the Human Service field and/or relevant experience required. Competitive wages. Excellent benefits. Please send letter of interest and resume to address below.
Intensive Community Support Tired of the Monday thru Friday, 9 to 5 grind? Recovery-oriented mental health program is seeking the right person to be a mentor/companion to provide lots of TLC to a woman with life, cultural and behavioral challenges in her Franklin County home. Individuals need to have positive energy, creative talent and be a team player. Knowledge of mental illness helpful, however not required. If you are someone who “thinks outside the box” and is open to alternative learning experiences, this may be an ideal position for you. Hours vary with schedule flexibility, including days, evenings, weekend and overnight hours. Terrific opportunity for college students, individuals needing to supplement income or those wanting a flexible work schedule. Valid driver’s license, good driving record and a curious mind are required. Send cover letter and resume to address below.
Intensive Individual Support Are you looking for flexibility? If you are interested in being a positive influence in the life of a young man in his early twenties, our recovery-oriented mental health program is looking for you. NCSS is seeking three creative and dependable individuals to provide this young man with both community and residential supports. Applicant will need to be able to work both independently and as part of a multi-disciplinary team. Positions require creative problem solving, advocacy, assisting in developing independent living skills, socialization and community integration in the Franklin County area. Must be able to communicate well and be open to new learning opportunities. This position is contingent on this young man’s continued community placement and subsequent Department of Mental Health funding. Additional part-time and substitute positions are also available. Applicants must have a valid driver’s license and good driving record. Looking to fill evening, weekend and overnight shifts, with flexibility, in agency therapeutic residences.
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Residential Support Worker – Full-time Awake Overnight
(802) 522-7588 to request an application, fax resume to (802) 223-8412 ATTN: Manager. or email manager@capitolgrounds.com.
Progressive mental health program is seeking an energetic, team-oriented individual to work as a full-time, awake overnight staff in a therapeutic residential program. Responsibilities include providing support to adults with severe and persistent mental illness, assisting in problem-solving issues that arise, developing and maintaining relationships with other individuals and agencies in a community setting. This is an excellent opportunity for psychology, social work or human service students to gain experience working in the mental health field. Applicants should have good communication skills, be able to work as part of a team, be able to make decisions, have a valid driver’s license with a clean driving record. Minimum computer skill required. Competitive wages. Excellent benefits. Please send resume and cover letter to address below.
SHELBURNE PLASTICS Accounting Specialist Are you organized and detail oriented? Do you have an Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree in Accounting and experience with payables, receivables, collections, payroll and/or employee benefits? Are you agile on the computer and good with spreadsheets? Shelburne Plastics, a growing So. Burlington manufacturer of plastic containers with locations in Vermont, New Hampshire and Maryland has a wonderful opportunity for an accounting specialist in a manufacturing environment. Responsibilities will include a myriad of accounting and administrative tasks. You must enjoy juggling many projects and working in a small team atmosphere. A positive attitude is critical. If you are looking for a challenging and rewarding growth position, send your resume to:
Shelburne Plastics P.O. Box 234 Shelburne, VT 05482 Attn: Peter Plante pplante@shelburneplastics.com
Home Provider Support team is looking for a family or single woman to share their home in Franklin County with a woman who has a developmental disability and has been diagnosed with dementia. She enjoys music, visiting, church, her cat and socializing. Our goal is to assist her in remaining an active member of her community. NCSS will provide training, respite, stipend and support. Home Providers will work closely with Services Coordinator and other team members to support this individual. Please contact Louise Beaudoin at 524-6555, ext. 622 for more information.
Children’s CRISIS Case Manager NCSS Children’s Division is looking for a self-motivated individual who works well with children, families, and community professionals. This position provides a level of crisis response and direct service for children with emotional and behavioral needs. The ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere is essential to this position. Another facet to this unique position is providing support, behavioral intervention, education, and strategies for children and families in community-based settings. This individual should possess strong communication and collaboration skills for assessing and addressing crisis situations with schools, families, and with interagency professionals. Previous experience is valued. Applicant should possess a Master’s degree or a Bachelor’s degree with comparable experience. To apply, please send resume and a letter of interest to address below.
HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478 •EOE. Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT PROJECT MANAGER We are looking for a motivated team player to join our Property Management division. Duties include small project estimating, carpentry and property maintenance. Must have valid driver’s license, clean driving record and ability to be on call. Excellent benefit package. Company info & job description available at www.redstonevt.com.
Accountants Seeking F/T accountants with varied experience, ranging from senior level to managerial. CPA’s preferred but not required. Positions will be well compensated commensurate with experience level and/or license. Client has a need for these positions throughout the state. Call number below for more information.
• Full-time Head Baker, 1-2 years previous experience • Evening Dishwasher, 3-7 pm, 5 days a week
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802-864-5900 burlingtonvtjobs@spherion.com
Please apply in person. Ask for Jonathan or Anthony 400 Pine St., Burlington, VT 05401. 802-863-3968
EXECUTIVE DIRECTOR Nonprofit organization serving victims of intimate partner violence. Responsibilities include: Provide program management, feminist leadership and strategic planning to a well-established agency with seven dedicated staff; coordinate federally funded community response teams; work closely with assistant director to implement annual budget. Qualifications: Ability to work collaboratively with consensus decision-making model. Awareness of relationship between the patriarchy and global oppression of women and children. Grant-writing experience and knowledge of relevant issues of battered women’s movement preferred. Full-time with full benefits. Salary dependent upon experience. Survivors and people from diverse communities encouraged to apply. EOE Please send cover letter and resume by 12/21/05 to:
Battered Women’s Services and Shelter P.O. Box 652, Barre, VT 05641
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After-School Assistants For YMCA after-school programs outside Burlington. 15-20 hours/week. Must have experience with school-age children. Y membership and training opportunities. Call Julie at 862-9622.
Vermont Public Radio seeks an experienced full-time Executive Assistant as part of a very active administrative and development team working to support the mission of the organization. Reporting directly to the President, key duties of the position are: direct administrative support of VPR’s President, the Senior Management Team and Board of Directors, meeting planning, coordination of correspondence with listeners, and coordination of the President’s schedule and travel arrangements.
School-Age Site Director Energetic, organized persons to direct YMCA after-school program in Fairfax. 24 hrs/week. Bachelors in education or related field, experience with school-age children. Competitive salary, training opportunities. Resume to Tricia Pawlik, 266 College St., Burlington, VT. 05401, or call 862-9622.
Qualifications include an Associate’s degree, a minimum of three years relevant work experience similar to that described above, proficiency in Microsoft Word, Excel, and general computer savvy. Must be self-motivated, detail-oriented, wellorganized, and have exceptional written and verbal communication skills. Position is located at VPR’s headquarters in Fort Ethan Allen in Colchester. To apply, please send resume and cover letter to:
Floating Substitutes Travel in Burlington and surrounding communities to sub in YMCA after-school programs. 20 hrs/week. Training opportunities. Call Julie at 862-9622.
Laurie Kigonya, Vermont Public Radio 365 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 lkigonya@vpr.net
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EMPLOYMENT ADMINISTRATIVE/CUSTOMER SUPPORT Join our team assisting customers from contract to closing. Ideal candidate would be personable and organized with strong computer skills, VT real estate license preferred. Mortgage/Legal closing experience a plus. Send resume via fax to:
802-846-4899 or email job@vt-homes.com No phone calls, please.
Educational Team Members for school and after-school positions supporting an engaging young man with autism and challenging behaviors. Experience preferred and the desire to learn required.
Please call 802-888-7010 to apply.
Administrative Assistant needed for support of two diverse companies in our busy Williston office. Candidates should be experienced with Microsoft Word/Excel/Office and be able to handle multiline phone system. A basic knowledge or willingness to learn sign language is required. Salary & benefits commensurate with experience. Email resume to: p_waite@enmancpa.com or send to Enman and Associates, 147 Knight Lane, Williston, VT 05495 802-878-7156.
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MARKET RESEARCH ANALYST Due to the phenomenal growth of our business, we have an exciting position that will provide research and analysis of market and retailer data for use by the marketing team and sales teams and others across the company for sales presentations, authorization requests, and to address business questions. This position will be based at our Administrative Offices in Montpelier, Vermont. We are seeking a highly organized, responsible, detail-oriented person to handle a variety of duties under tight timeframes. Must be able to meet deadlines, juggle and prioritize multiple projects, and work as a team player as well as independently. Must be able to use various software applications to sort and manipulate data for custom needs and pull out the essential points. Must have strong data skills, and an interest in market research and analysis. Proficiency with Microsoft Office Suite, especially Excel and Power Point, is required. Familiarity with market research data such as Nielson and Spectra desired. BA/BS required, plus 1 year of relevant work experience. Cabot offers a competitive starting salary and excellent benefits package. Please send resume and cover letter to:
Human Resources Department, Cabot Creamery One Home Farm Way, Montpelier, VT 05602 Phone: (802) 229-9361, x2101 • Fax: (802) 563-2263 Email: nadams@cabotcheese.com
Seeking a full-time Development Director to handle all aspects of fundraising, grant writing and public relations for a statewide legal services organization. The position is located in Burlington. Responsibilities include identifying new funding sources, grant writing, preparing annual reports and program brochures, directing public relations efforts, managing private giving campaigns and overseeing maintenance of donor base. Proven professional success in fund development, solicitation and grant writing necessary. Applicants should have excellent written, oral and computer skills, including knowledge of donor base tracking systems. Demonstrated commitment to public-interest legal issues and/or advocacy for social change helpful; knowledge of the giving community in Vermont a plus. Starting salary is $35,040-$43,440, excellent fringe benefits and four weeks paid vacation. Send references, resume and writing sample with a letter of interest to the address below. Open until filled.
Eric Avildsen, Executive Director c/o Sandy Burns, Vermont Legal Aid PO Box 1367, Burlington, VT 05402 Equal Opportunity Employer Women, minorities and people with disabilities encouraged to apply.
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PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.
ment@sevendaysvt.com ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/RECEPTIONIST Join Planned Parenthood! Seeking a creative and energetic full-time Administrative Assistant/Receptionist for our Williston Administration Center. Provide general administrative support to a diverse group of Central Office departments, while assisting with a variety of assigned projects. Additional responsibilities include reception duties and telephone coverage.
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PPNNE, Human Resources Manager 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101, Williston, VT 05495 or email hresources@ppnne.org EOE
Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors and individuals with disabilities, is seeking the following:
Property Manager He/she is responsible for overseeing the day-to-day operations at the properties he/she is assigned to, including: staff supervision, budget preparation and oversight of expenses, creating a sense of community among residents, compliance of all regulatory requirements, tracking of rental payments and recertifying residents. A BS degree in Social Work, Business or related field is preferred. At least one year of experience managing properties and knowledge of HUD, LIHTC and other applicable housing regulations is preferred. Prior experience working with seniors or individuals with disabilities is preferred. Must possess good analytical and PC skills. CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefit package and a friendly working environment. Submit resume or application to:
Cathedral Square Corporation, Human Resources 308 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401 or fax to 802-863-6661 or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org www.CathedralSquare.org. EOE
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Are you tired of not getting recognized for your outstanding attitude? Join the team that cares about you!
Join results oriented, dedicated nonprofit management team. Design and implement all phases of annual development plan including membership and major donor campaigns, grant writing and special events. Ideal candidate possesses BS w/5 years experience and proven track record of cultivating and soliciting multiple sources of gifts, working with board and volunteers, and supervising staff.
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Children’s Crisis Clinician sought for busy crisis service providing phone support and outreach services for youth and families living in Chittenden County. The position is 30 hours/week with one night a week of on-call. A Master’s degree in a human service field and a driver’s license are required. We are also seeking a candidate for a regular sub shift of 12-5 every Wednesday. Will consider a graduate student for this position.
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Our Receptionist is responsible for answering all incoming phone calls and forwarding them to the appropriate person. Responsibilities include taking accurate messages when receiver of call is not available, greeting visitors and notifying appropriate person of visitor arrival, keeping logs of employees in/out of building and data entry. Must have EXCELLENT communication skills, and the ability to work under pressure and maintain a pleasant demeanor. Familiarity with snowboarding helpful, previous phone experience preferred. Positive attitude and demonstrated commitment to providing a superior level of customer service are absolutely necessary.
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Responsibilities include installing, configuring, and troubleshooting PC and MAC computers, software, and peripheral equipment. This position requires a minimum of an Associate’s degree in a computer-related major, and one year of related experience, and/or equivalent combination of education and experience. Qualified candidates will posses one to three years of experience using Microsoft Office applications; a strong understanding of Windows 2000/XP; experience with networked computing environments, excellent hardware skills, and MAC support. A+ Certification a plus. Occasional local travel between offices is required. Preferred candidates will have previous experience in company-wide integrated/ networked systems. A proven ability to communicate and interact effectively and efficiently with all levels of employees is necessary. Self-starting, independent, reliable candidates who thrive on the challenges presented from working within a diverse computing environment are encouraged to apply.
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NORTHERN PROGRAM COORDINATOR Vermont Adaptive Ski and Sports is seeking a qualified candidate for the position of Northern Program Coordinator. This position is full-time, year-round. Winter location: Sugarbush Resort, Waitsfield. Summer location: Community Sailing Center, Burlington. Candidate will be responsible for client and volunteer outreach, administration and coordination of adaptive sports programs including skiing, snowboarding, snowshoeing, sailing, canoeing, kayaking, tandem cycling and indoor rock climbing, special camps and other specialty activities. May include weekends and holidays. Qualifications, Education, and Experience: Current CPR/ First Aid, Certified American Canoe Association, or US Sailing Instruction or experienced sailor. One year + experience in direct service with Adaptive/ Therapeutic Recreation. Good to outstanding organizational, human relations, computer and administrative and problem-solving skills. Experience in working with individuals who have physical, cognitive, social and or emotional diagnoses. Must have reliable transportation — vehicle with towing capacity a plus. Interested candidates should send cover letter and resume before December 15 to:
Erin Fernandez, Executive Director Vermont Adaptive Ski and Sports PO Box 139, Killington, VT 05751 or email to director@vermontadaptive.org No phone calls, please. EOE
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employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | december 07-14, 2005 | 7D Classifieds 45B
EMPLOYMENT Accepting resumes for PT, afternoons/some mornings, preschool teaching position at a NAEYC accredited center. On-call substitute teachers are also needed. ECE degree preferred, experience required. Competitive pay and strong team approach in a family atmosphere.
PART-TIME COORDINATOR
Vermont Contemporary Music Ensemble, Vermont’s premier classical new music group, seeks part-time coordinator for: concert production, marketing and fund-raising. Part-time, flexible hours but will include extensive work on concert weekends. Requires knowledge of Microsoft office suite and QuickBooks, good organizational and communication skills. Musical knowledge a plus. Pay: $12,000 to $15,000 depending on experience.
Call the Charlotte Children’s Center at 802-425-3328 for more information.
Please email cover letter and resume to clarcell@vcme.org.
ALL-AROUND HELPER Part-time 3-5 days per week. Some evenings and weekends required. General carpentry helper, yard, garden, shop and special projects.
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Stern Center for Language and Learning Retirement Community in Montpelier is seeking a:
RESIDENT CARE DIRECTOR (RN)
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RADIO PROMOTIONS DIRECTOR
FULL/PART-TIME PSYCHOLOGIST/ EDUCATIONAL DIAGNOSTICIAN
High energy, fun job with Burlington Market radio group. Responsible for planning, direction and fulfillment of all promotions, street marketing and intern programs, equipment management, web and graphic output, etc. Event planning and web experience a plus, excellent computer skills required! Ability to work flexible schedule including some nights and weekends is required. Other skills required include ability to multitask, strong computer skills and great deal of energy, patience and CREATIVITY. Must love this type of work!
Outstanding individual needed to join multidisciplinary evaluation team. Applicants must possess strong knowledge and skills in differential diagnosis and treatment of language/ learning disabilities, AD/HD, developmental disorders, and autism spectrum disorders. Master’s or Doctorate required. Must also possess skills in assessment of cognitive, achievement, and language skills, as well as academic programming. Send cover letter and resume by email to careers@sterncenter.org or:
for Level 3 Residential Care (approx. 16 residents). Flexible hours, approx. 32 hours/week. For consideration please forward a resume to:
Westview Meadows 171 Westview Meadows Road Montpelier, VT 05602 Attn: Andrea Taylor
Stern Center for Language and Learning Attn: Psychologist/Educational Diagnostician Search HR 135 Allen Brook Lane, Williston, VT 05495 Tel: 802/878-2332, Fax: 802/878-0230
or email: ataylor@westviewmeadows.com
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PO Box 1093 Burlington, VT 05402 Attn: Marketing Director
ACCOUNTING & BUDGET ANALYST North Country Health System has a full-time position available for an Accounting & Budget Analyst. Required is a Bachelor’s degree, preferably in Accounting or Business Administration, preferably with experience in a health-care setting and a working knowledge of electronic spreadsheets. Budget experience preferred. Responsibilities include assisting with the fiscal budget process; examining variances and allocating income, gains, losses and fees of investments; reconciling the hospital’s general monthly checking account; and other general ledger accounting and special projects as assigned. Diligence, accuracy, time management and commitment to confidentiality are absolutely essential. Interested candidates may apply online at www.nchsi.org. For additional information, contact: Mike Simpson Human Resources (802) 334-3218 Email: msimpson@nchsi.org
WHOLESALE SERVICE AGENT II Resolution, Inc. is currently looking to strengthen our Wholesale Services department. If you enjoy helping people, communicate well in writing and over the phone, and are a team player, we have a terrific opportunity for you! Our clients are leading media publishers and the successful candidate will be providing sales support for fulfillment of orders from educators and educational institutions worldwide. You will be a self-starter with a track record of excellent customer service experience and organizational skills. Strong attention to detail, accuracy and the ability multi-task and to complete tasks both expediently as well as in conformance with both client and customer requirements are necessary. Customer service and computer applications experience required. Full benefits package offered. Please send resume and cover letter to:
Resolution, Inc. 19 Gregory Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 ATTN: Manager B2B / B2E email: jobs@resodirect.com
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Vergennes Animal Hospital offers top-of-the-line comprehensive medical programs for our patients. We promote well puppy and kitten health plans, senior health care programs, alternative medicine (acupuncture, chiropractic and herbology) and dental care; ultrasound services and provide full surgical services. We offer a competitive wage, health insurance, IRA, paid holidays and continuing education opportunities along with pet-related benefits. Send cover letter and resume to:
Tammy Lavalette, Office Manager Vergennes Animal Hospital 20 Main Street Vergennes, VT 05491
Seventh Generation is the nation’s leading brand of nontoxic and environmentally safe household products. With distribution in thousands of natural product and grocery stores nationwide, we’ve become the authority when it comes to products that protect your health and the planet. Seventh Generation is currently looking to fill two positions in their Burlington, VT office.
Distribution Account Manager A Distribution Account Manager is part of the team that has the overall responsibility for the management of order processing, invoicing, transportation, and issue resolution for one of our key customers, our distributors. The Distribution Account Manager works in conjunction with the sales team to provide well-coordinated, professional and exceptional customer service. Primary functions of this role include managing customer purchase orders and invoices, freight selections, and communications between distribution centers, factories, transportation centers and customers. College degree, 5+ years customer service experience required, experience working with distributors a plus. This position is 40 hours/week and eligible for full benefits. For more detailed position descriptions, please visit our website:
www.seventhgeneration.com. Interested applicants should submit a resume and cover letter to staffing@seventhgeneration.com.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT CHITTENDEN SOUTH SUPERVISORY UNION 2005-2006 Certified Position
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Would you like to work in an elegant retirement home in downtown Burlington?
This is a temporary, full-time substitute position starting in early March 2006 and ending at the end of the school year in June 2006. Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com. Deadline January 6, 2006.
Seeking RN or LPN part-time evening shift and Nurses Aides, part-time. If interested, contact Colleen at 862-0401.
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This is a .50 FTE, job share position starting early January 2006 and ending the end of the school year June 2006. Team player with strong communication skills needed. Flexible schedule. Will need to meet IEP requirements and work with individual paraeducators. Must be certified or certifiable in elementary education. Please apply online to www.schoolspring.com. Deadline is end of day December 9, 2006.
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Clean driving record, motivated and team-oriented individuals encouraged to apply. Pay will be based on level of experience.
Call 800-639-2082.
ASSISTANT BUSINESS MANAGER NEEDED Are you ready to join a fun, fast-paced environment where you can take advantage of your multitasking? Are you computer savvy and focused on details? Do you want an opportunity to grow and be challenged? If so, we want to talk to you! We need an Assistant Business Manager. Email your resume to: jobs@champlainradio.com or mail to Employment, Seven Days, PO Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402.
MACHINE OPERATORS 6am-2pm, 2pm-10pm, 10pm-6am Shelburne Plastics, a growing South Burlington manufacturer of plastic bottles and containers, has openings on all three shifts. If you are looking for steady work and a good benefit package, look no further. Starting pay is very competitive (based on experience) with possible salary adjustments every three months during your first year. You must be safety conscious and have the ability to operate one or more production machines as directed. You will visually inspect, package and load bottles in the warehouse or on trucks. You will be responsible for keeping machines and the work area clean. If you are inexperienced, we will train you. If you have mechanical abilities, you might progress to a mechanical technician position. You must be willing to work a six-day week. Work is repetitive and machine paced. You must be capable of lifting 50 lbs. and standing for long periods of time. Interviews will be held every day from 8:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. at our 8 Harbor View Road location (Harbor View Road is off Shelburne Road, just past the Holiday Inn and Howard Johnson’s).
Shelburne Plastics
Howard Center for Human Services Community Support Clinician: Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multi disciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. Please submit resumes to: Thomas Paquette LICSW 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.
Site Coordinator
Senior Designer/ Print Manager Come join the country’s leading direct-marketer of gourmet, chefprepared meals. We’re looking for a senior designer/print manager to join our rapidly growing catalog, web and retail-based business. Qualified candidates should have 4+ years of experience in catalog design. Prior work with web design, retail packaging and print vendor management a plus. We offer competitive compensation including stock options and full benefits. If you are hardworking, work well as part of a team, and have a positive attitude you will find Home Bistro a great place to be. Send your resume and samples of your portfolio to humanresources@homebistro.com or:
Marketing Department, Home Bistro Foods Inc. 190 Banker Rd., Plattsburgh, NY 12901
The Domestic Abuse Education Project is seeking a fulltime Site Coordinator for our Burlington office. Primary duties include recruiting, training, and supervising full and part-time group facilitators, coordinating the delivery of educational groups for men who batter, and collaborating with the Department of Corrections and other agencies in the coordinated community response to domestic violence. Candidates should possess a Bachelor’s degree in social work or a related field and have at least three years experience working in the domestic violence field. Send cover letter and resume (attn BH) to:
DAEP Education Project Spectrum/DAEP 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401
EOE
Middlebury Union High School seeks
TEMPORARY ALTERNATIVE EDUCATION TEACHER
Full-time, beginning around February 10, 2006 MUHS seeks an experienced teacher to fill a six-week leave in an Alternative Education program. The successful candidate will work in an interdisciplinary environment. The ability to set appropriate academic and behavioral standards in a non-traditional setting is crucial. Interested parties should send a letter of interest, resume, complete transcripts, evidence of licensure and three (3) current letters of reference to: Wm. Lee Sease, Superintendent of Schools Addison Central Supervisory Union 49 Charles Avenue, Middlebury, VT 05753 Application Deadline: December 9, 2005 EOE
DIESEL
MECHANIC
$2,000 Sign-On Bonus Ryder has an exciting opportunity in Burlington for a Diesel Mechanic, with 2-3 years experience, to diagnose and repair heavy duty diesel trucks. • 1st Shift, Monday-Friday • Great Career Opportunity • Competitive Salary & Excellent Benefits • CDL or ability to obtain is req’d
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PATIENT ASSISTANT SPECIALIST New position on CHCB’s outreach & special services team to help patients access care. Duties: manage prescription assistance program & extensive community outreach at businesses, service agencies & community events. Must be energetic, outgoing & detail-oriented with commitment & motivation to work with people from diverse backgrounds & cultures. Competitive salary & benefits. Send resume & letter:
HR, Community Health Center of Burlington 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 email: admin@chcb.org
EOE • Safety, Quality & Opportunity Drug Testing Is A Condition Of Employment
EOE & smoke-free workplace.
employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | december 07-14, 2005 | 7D Classifieds 47B
EMPLOYMENT The Old Brick Cafe in Williston is seeking an experienced breakfast/ lunch cook to fill a Thurs.-Sun. position for approximately 25-35 hours/week in our relaxed-pace kitchen. Also seeking a dishwasher & servers. Starting mid-January.
Please call (802) 872-9599.
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Join AmeriCorps! Make a difference in the lives of young people! Two AmeriCorps positions available to start immediately at the Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club. AmeriCorps/State position with CountryPaths, an afterschool program serving middle school students in the Washington West Supervisory Union that offers a broad array of enrichment activities at school and around the community. For information contact Jill Rolfe at (802)229-9151. AmeriCorps/State position with CityScape, a school-based afterschool program serving middle school youth in Barre, Vermont. Cityscape’s mission is twofold: to decrease substance abuse in the community, and increase students’ success in school. For information contact Marichel Nuguid at (802)229-9151. Members are part of the Vermont Youth Development Corps (VYDC) AmeriCorps/State Program and receive a bi-weekly living allowance, health benefits, comprehensive skill development training, and an education award of $4725 upon completion of a 9-12 month term of service. To apply for either position, send resume and letter of interest by Monday, December 19th to:
Tom Howard, Executive Director AmeriCorps Position Washington County Youth Service Bureau/B&GC PO Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05601-0627
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SEVEN DAYS MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE Science Grants and Writing Facilitator
The Science Grants and Writing Facilitator position reports to the Academic Administration. This is a full-time, 3-year term position with a possibility of renewal. Responsibilities include: planning and grant writing in the sciences: develop processes to determine directions and needs; coordinate planning efforts; seek grant opportunities to meet identified needs; facilitate, assemble and write institutional grant proposals and grant reports; serve as a liaison for the sciences to the academic administration. Advise science faculty on grant proposals, grant reports, and journal manuscripts: provide critical reading and editing, customize boilerplate language for proposals; facilitate development of assessment and dissemination plans. Qualifications: background in science. M.A. in science writing or experience in science writing and / or planning. Excellent writing, organizational, and interpersonal skills; ability to move projects forward and meet deadlines. For more details on this and other jobs opportunities, please visit www.middlebury.edu. Please submit application or resume and cover letter to:
Middlebury College. Human Resources. Service Building Middlebury, VT 05753 Email: hr@middlebury.edu. Fax: 802-443-2058 Equal Opportunity Employer: Applications from women and members of minority groups are especially encouraged.
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