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DECEMBER 03-10, 2008 VOL.14 NO.16
P.O. Box 1164, Burlington, VT 05402-1164 * 802.864.5684 802.865.1015 - sevendaysvt.com
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Naked Ambition CULTURE The Town of Shoreham takes it (almost) all off for a cause BY PAMELA POLSTON
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WAR COLLEGE I am one of 39 students who have been directly aected by the dismissal of Genese Grill, as well as so many other irreplaceable members of sta and faculty at Burlington College [Local Matters, November 26]. Over the past three years, the school has changed and, even now, while students are trying to balance academic obligations, we are entrenched in a political war against President Jane Sanders and the Executive Committee. I stress the word war because that is how Sanders and the committee approach student concerns. Similar to the words of photographer James Nachtwey in his movie, War Photographer: “In a war the normal code of ethics is simply ignored.â€? At Burlington College, the concerns and voice of, and respect for, students is simply ignored. We are now in our last two weeks of the semester at a school that has left us fatigued from such a struggle, and all we have to show is our growing frustration and disbelief at the responses that we have been given. So many questions are unanswered. Why have almost 30 sta and faculty left Burlington College since Sanders took oďŹƒce as president? Four of them, including Genese, left this semester. The most important question is: Why are students’ concerns not being taken seriously?
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images of sex and violence. In the early 1990s, the company issued a deck that featured a parent standing behind a boy holding a smoking gun — with his dead friend splayed out before him. Neary says that when parents organize rallies and media campaigns to denounce such imagery, the result typically backfires: Kids seek them out even more enthusiastically. Another Burlington resident who works in the industry, and asked not to be identified, suggested that was Burton’s goal with its controversial designs. “In this industry, you need to keep an edge and a core demographic,” he said. “And, if you don’t have the absolute core guys backing your brand, you start to lose a little bit of credibility.” So, what are the options for people who don’t want their kids, or themselves, exposed to such imagery? Some local media experts suggest taking a page from Burton’s own playbook — targeting the industry’s core demographic of young riders. Currently, three out of four snowboarders are young men (average age: 22), according to SnowSports Industries America, an industry trade group. But girls and young women (average age: 19) now make up one of the sport’s fastest-growing demographics, and can exercise enormous influence over what male riders find acceptable. Elaine Young is an associate professor of marketing and e-business management at Champlain College. Young also serves (along with this reporter) on a statewide taskforce dedicated to changing media representations of sexual violence. Young said the only way companies such as Burton will eschew products and ads that objectify women and sensationalize violence is if their best customers tell them to stop.
“Nothing is going to change unless the target market understands why it’s not OK to be riding a snowboard down a mountain on the body of a naked woman,” Young said. Although she hates the idea of putting the onus chiefly on women, Young suggested that young female riders can be more influential than their parents in changing their peers’ attitudes and buying habits. “How many of them will say, ‘I don’t like this, but I don’t care,’ versus ‘I don’t like it and I’ll never buy a Burton board again?’” she asked. “That’s the real question.” Activists should tap into the modes of communication most popular among teens and twentysomethings, including Facebook and Twitter, Young said. And activists can tailor a message that will resonate with girls and young women by using the same microtargeted techniques that companies use to reach a specific demographic. Sharon Lamb is a professor of psychology at St. Michael’s College and author of the book Packaging Girlhood: Rescuing Our Daughters from Marketers’ Schemes. She also chairs the state’s Changing Media Representations committee on sexual violence. Lamb is uniquely positioned to evaluate whether racy, violent sports equipment poses a unique threat to females. She cited a February 2007 report by the American Psychological Association that demonstrated black teens exposed to sexualized rap videos had a greater tolerance of teen-dating violence. Teens who consumed such images regularly were also more likely to place a higher value on physical beauty, and were more likely to suffer from depression, eating disorders and negative self-image. Lamb cited another study in which even short-term exposure to pornographic images made people more accepting of sexual harassment and violence against women, even when those images weren’t violent. Moreover, research from several different studies revealed that people who regularly consume sexually objectifying images are more likely to see sexual relationships as adversarial and to accept “rape myths” — that is, the notion that women invite rape by their own behavior. Lamb emphasized that she isn’t promoting censorship, but rather more social responsibility by businesses when it comes to peddling sexualized imagery. “In the grand scheme of things,” she said, “if we had a lot more [out there] about healthy sexuality, a little sexualization wouldn’t be the worst thing in the world. But when it’s the only thing that kids are bombarded with, when they don’t get good sex-ed elsewhere, it becomes their definition of sexuality. “It’s not just that we’re exposing kids to sex too soon,” she added. “It’s that we’re exposing them to sexualized images and it’s not good for adults, either. If we say that we don’t want billboards in Vermont, why can’t we say that we don’t want porn, too?” > For additional coverage of the Burton snowboard controversy, visit Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog: http://7d.blogs.com/blurt/
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rights issues and the global AIDS epidemic. Trish Siplon, a political science professor at the college, hopes that Rubara will be able to inspire a campaign in Vermont to help Tanzanians gain a greater share of their country’s mineral wealth. “Burlington prides itself on having a social conscience,� Siplon said, noting that the mining industry in Africa “is one of the worst embodiments of international corporate capitalism you can think of.�
Near the mines, we have children without education, people dying of AIDS, women being taken advantage of. EVANS RUBARA, INVESTIGATIVE JOURNALIST During that time, Rubara studied journalism, again on his own. He returned to Tanzania, an impoverished country in East Africa, in 2002 and went to work as an investigative reporter. Since then, he’s been beaten and arrested for his efforts to expose the environmental, social and economic exploitation carried out by Western mining companies operating in his native country. “I was going to become a preacher,� Rubara said in a telephone interview from Dar es Salaam, Tanzania’s capital, “but I found my power was more with the pen than in the pulpit.� Rubara, who will speak at St. Michael’s College on December 10, sees himself as a voice of the marginalized, a journalist who, as he put it, “stands for the truth and the rights of the people.� In Tanzania, that can be a lonely and treacherous career path. “There is no security here for journalists,� Rubara said. “The big media houses give us no protection because most media owners are the same people who get money from the government, so they will never dare to take these people to task.� Rubara’s talk will cap off a 10-day series of events at St. Mike’s on human
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On Eve of Prog-Dem Forum, No Quarter from Either Party BY KEVIN J. KELLEY
on’t expect a love-in at this week’s forum on the relationship between the Democratic and Progressive parties in Vermont. Despite the conciliatory gestures likely to be made by the four panelists at the December 4 event, the two parties appear determined to maintain separate, and sometimes antagonistic, identities. With Democrats holding 118 of the 180 seats in the General Assembly that will convene next month in Montpelier, many in the party regard the Progs as increasingly irrelevant. The third party’s ranks in the House were winnowed from six members to five in last month’s election, which also resulted in a State Senate victory for the firstever Democratic-Progressive fusion candidate, Tim Ashe. Seven Days political columnist Shay Totten, who will moderate the forum, “Why Can’t Progs and Dems Get Along?� said the November 4 election has left the Progs with less leverage at the statehouse. “The Progressives’ power has dwindled not just because their numbers are down,� Totten said, “but also because the Democrats in the legislature are going to be a more liberal group than in the past.� Jake Perkinson, the Burlington Dem chairperson and one of the forum’s panelists, agreed that his party should have an advantage during the next session. “I don’t think it’s realistic that Democrats should kowtow to Progressives in any fashion,� he said. As for the Progs, State Rep. Dave Zuckerman, who will also be taking part in the panel, suggested that members of his party will refuse to fuse with the Dems. “I don’t hear many Progressives talking about a merger,� he reported. “It’s not on the table.� Political power is distributed differently in Burlington, where Prog-aligned mayors have been in power for 25 of the past 27 years. The upcoming mayoral race will likely be cordial — one of the benefits of instant-runoff voting — but the pumped-up Dems plan an aggressive race to unseat Bob Kiss, whom Perkinson describes as “a terrible mayor.� (Under IRV, candidates tend not to bash their opponents in hopes of being listed as the second preference of voters whose first choice fails to survive the initial ballot count.) On Thursday evening, Zuckerman, now the lone Prog from Burlington in the Vermont House, said
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I seldom agree with.� Burlington State Rep. Johannah Leddy Donovan, a self-described “yellow-dog Democrat,� said she doesn’t understand why the Progressives won’t join her under the party’s big tent. “There’s very little distinction
The two parties appear determined to maintain separate, and sometimes antagonistic, identities. “We see a need to look at more races where we might run,� Zuckerman said. Forum panelist Jane Knodell, a Progressive city councilor in Burlington, said the Progressive Party is necessary as “a place for more innovative ideas.� In her 15-year experience on the council, Knodell said, it’s been “healthy for the Democrats to have a party on their left flank.� Nonetheless, the two parties do, at times, operate in sync. Knodell noted that former Burlington City Councilor Ian Carleton, a Democrat, voted the same as she did “nine out of 10 times.� On the other hand, she said, Ward 5 Democrat Joan Shannon is “a councilor
between the five Progressives and the rest of us in Montpelier,� noted Donovan, also a panelist at Thursday’s event. “We all get along very well.� Totten said he wants the forum to cover the history of the two parties before a discussion of whether structures can be developed to facilitate more productive relations. As Donovan predicts, “It should be sort of a fun night.� > The forum “Why Can’t Vermont’s Progs and Dems Get Along?� is Thursday, December 4, at 7 p.m. in the Film House of the Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center at Lake and College streets.
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The Free Press in the first three quarters of 2007 had ad revenue of $21.3 million and a profit margin of more than 36 percent. Now, a popular blog that focuses exclusively on the media giant — GannettBlog — has let the cat out of the bag. The site, run by former USA Today reporter Jim Hopkins, recently posted Gannett’s 2007 financials and, according to his report, the Free Press turned a nice profit last year, while making plenty of money for the Gannett mothership in McLean, Virginia. In fact, excluding Gannett papers in Guam and tiny Tulare, California, the Free Press ranks in the top five within the company’s Community Newspaper Division in terms of profit margin. Here’s the skinny: According to the financials posted by Hopkins, the Free Press in the first three quarters of 2007 had ad revenue of $21.3 million and a profit margin of more than 36 percent. That translates into roughly $7.7 million in profit through the third quarter, and excludes the holiday ad spending frenzy reserved for the fourth quarter. When presented with the numbers, which Hopkins maintains were received from a credible source, Publisher Brad Robertson urged “Fair Game� not to print them, claiming they aren’t for public consumption. “I am asking this to not show up in your column, as it is not something I would talk about
publicly when it comes to our financials,â€? Robertson said in an email. He also suggested we “consider the sourceâ€? of the financial data, taking a page from Gannett’s corporate headquarters. The company frequently challenges Hopkins’ credibility and the veracity of the information posted on GannettBlog, a lot of which comes from Gannett employees around the country. Robertson says that, even if the 2007 financials are “authentic,â€? they do not reflect the Free Press’ local expenses, i.e., “capital/depreciation, loans/debt, taxes, donations, stock dividends, and the list goes on and on. “He is taking a report intended to do one thing and thinking it is telling him something else,â€? Robertson continued. “We are one large company with many local outlets with costs expensed locally, regionally, and at corporate. I know of no report that gets him the answer he is saying is the reflection of the local property.â€? Gannett is now poised to lay o as many as 3000 people — roughly 10 percent of its newspaper division employees. And, despite its profitability, the Freeps is unlikely to be spared any of the pain. In August, when Gannett axed 1000 newspaper workers, the paper laid o six of its more than 250 staers, including columnist Ed Shamy. Then sports editor Ted Ryan retired. In September, during a purge of several hundred of Gannett’s mid-level and senior managers, two Free Press managers retired and had their duties taken over by counterparts in Wilmington, Delaware. The paper also raised its single-copy price a quarter, to 75 cents, and, to reduce costs, moved its circulation call center to Kentucky and outsourced some of its design work to India. The axe could begin to fall again this week at some of Gannett’s dailies, but not, apparently, at the Free Press. Robertson told “Fair Gameâ€? that he’s not ready to announce “anything that relates to layosâ€? at his shop. Still, the financial data posted by Hopkins raise an important question: If the local outlets are doing as well as they appear to be doing, what’s with all the layos? Parks & Wreck — It all started with a four-sentence email from Burlington’s Assistant Chief Administrative OďŹƒcer Ben Pacy to a parks union leader, Bill Rasch. The correspondence has taken on near-legendary status in the Queen City, instigating a months-long investigation of waterfront supervisor Adam Cate that cost city taxpayers more than $10,700. Cate, who earns $55,000 a year, was kept on paid administrative leave during the probe. Last month, the city parks commission gave him his job back and put him on six months probation. >> 16A
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What was the email about? “Fair Gameâ€? was provided a brief glimpse of it, and all I can say is: “Really? That’s all you got?â€? Here’s the gist: Pacy’s brief missive to Rasch, sent from his private email account, concerned an employee’s grievance being handled by Rasch. Pacy told Rasch he was sending the note from his personal account “in case you want to communicate o the grid.â€? For some, this suggested that Pacy was trying to meet with Rasch about a proposed department reorganization. Their devious plot? To thwart it. Quash it. Or perhaps replace it with a plan of their own. Rasch denies he and Pacy were engaged in a conspiracy. “It’s somebody’s pipe dream,â€? he told Seven Days. In fact, Rasch had already made his opinions known about the reorganization proposed by parks Director Wayne Gross. He didn’t like it. Neither did more than a dozen other em-
“I never want to have any other employee to go through what I did,â€? she said. Her father, Tom Moreau, who was at her side, said the day Cate was suspended from his job he asked Erin Moreau to take the contents of the waterfront safe and put it “in her car.â€? He added that those “who seek political gainâ€? from the situation should reconsider. His plea fell on deaf ears. The council approved by a 10-4 margin a resolution forcing the mayor to answer additional questions about the Cate aair at its December 15 meeting. Kiss said the council already knows the details of the investigation because they were briefed in executive session in October. “It included a pretty long discussion with the city attorney and parks and recreation director as well as questions and answers from members of the council,â€? Kiss told “Fair Game.â€? “It was not just a dry report.â€? Kiss said as much to coun-
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cilors during a spirited debate about the resolution. Councilor Ed Adrian (D-Ward 1) asked five pointed questions about Kiss’ role in the investigation, largely focusing on Pacy’s “alleged interferenceâ€? with the parks department and what the mayor did about it. “The belligerence of the question is telling,â€? Kiss shot back. He said he found no such interference by Pacy, adding that his contact with the mayor was legitimate. Councilor Tim Ashe (PWard 3) questioned the motives of his colleagues, saying they were simply “stoking the flames of the mayoral campaign.â€? Indeed, City Councilor Kurt Wright (R-Ward 4), who is mulling a run for mayor next year, crafted the resolution. It was supported by City Councilor Andy Montroll (DWard 6), who has announced his intention to challenge Kiss’ expected bid for a second term. How coincidental. Off to the Races— Speaking of mayoral politics, Independent Dan Smith launched his bid Tuesday with a daytime speech and an after-hours kicko party at Red Square. Meanwhile, Montroll will be crowned at the Democratic Party’s city caucus Wednesday night. And on Saturday, House Democrats will pick new leaders, including House Speaker. Technically, the race is a three-way contest among
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Majority Leader Carolyn Partridge of Windham, Rep. Mark Larson of Burlington and Rep. Shap Smith of Morristown. But, in reality, it’s between Larson and Smith. At press time, Smith seems to be edging out Larson by a few votes. Smith wouldn’t confirm his head count, but told “Fair Game� he is “cautiously optimistic� about Saturday’s vote. Larson, too, is keeping info tight to the vest. “If I become Speaker, I am going to need to buy a new suit,� he joked. Lucy Leriche of Hardwick is running unopposed for Assistant Majority Leader after Jason Lorber of Burlington dropped out. The race for majority leader between current Assistant Majority Leader Floyd Nease of Johnson and Janet Ancel of Calais is too close to call. One option is to have co-majority leaders, according to rumor. Those Democrats — it’s always share, share, share. Let the Woodchips Fall Where They May — The appointment of longtime gubernatorial communicator Jason Gibbs to run the Department of Forest, Parks and Recreation is being met with skepticism by at least one key senator. Ginny Lyons (D-Chittenden), who chairs the Senate Natural Resources Committee, told “Fair Game� that she has questions about Gibbs, who has no degree or working background in the field he will presumably oversee. Gibbs is an Eagle Scout with a political science degree, but has never run a department. “Why shouldn’t we have someone with an advanced degree or combination of experience and degree in that position?� Lyons asked. “It makes absolute sense and requires some special knowledge of understanding of environmental interrelationships.� In one of his many roles in Douglas’ inner circle, Gibbs did serve as the governor’s liaison to the Agency of Natural Resources, where his department is housed. Lyons is less critical of Jonathan Wood, who has been named to replace George Crombie as the head of the Agency of Natural Resources. “He’s a good listener, and he’s experienced. He has been involved in logging for a number of years and has a working knowledge,� Lyons said. “I can’t say I can see the same level of engagement for the Gibbs appointment.� Ouch. Sounds like a rough trail ahead, Mr. Gibbs, but I’m sure you’ll come prepared. > To reach Shay Totten, email shay@sevendaysvt.com.
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resource even more pressing. Last week, Rachael Rice was schlepping sheetrock in Barre, but predicted the store would open sometime this month. After a soft launch, she says, it will begin offering weatherization services through the Central Vermont Community Action Council, job training through the state’s welfare-to-work Reach Up program, and deconstruction services for the Central Vermont Solid Waste Management District. “The solid-waste-management district is pretty happy,� Rice attests, “because they’re going to have less to deal with.� Artists, meanwhile, will have more widgets to choose from. >
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Goma via his Facebook fan club. The program focuses on individual cat breeds, including their histories, unique attributes and quirks. Though not a show-standard Himalayan, Goma has personality to spare. As Tani puts it, “Goma was selected for Goma.� Of course, her devotion to her cat, and creative expression thereof, didn’t hurt their cause. (On her blog profile, Tani declares, “Imagine your typical cat lady and multiply her to 100.�) Tani reports the TV crew spent 12 hours watching her at work, at home and in between. “He bike rides!� she exclaims, showing the net backpack in which Goma rides down to the waterfront, as he did for the show. Who knows where Goma — already a local celebrity — may pop up after his Animal Planet experience? Perhaps a “Bachelor�-style spinoff? Whatever heights the kitty may reach, for now he’s keeping a level head. As Goma naps on his ultramodern Hepper Home bed — designed by Burlingtonian Jed Crystal — Tani looks over at him fondly. There’s no secret to his success, she demurs. “He’s just being Goma.� Or maybe that is the secret. >
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Most of the performers play “at least a half a dozen characters or more,� notes Keenan. “So it’s great fun to watch actors having to turn on a dime,� using only their voices to project character traits. But the most fun promises to be watching the Foley artist, played by Kim Ward, execute the script’s sound effects live, using the oldfashioned tools of the trade. “The Foley artist is literally the person who makes all the sounds that come from the world, whether it be somebody ringing a bell or the sound of wind or doors opening and closing,� she explains. “A lot of times you use found objects to
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VIGNETTE This is your last chance to pick up some Vermontmade artwork in the Vermont Art Council’s online auction to benefit the Vermont Food Bank. More than 70 artists and organizations have chipped in; poet Verandah Porche contributed the tongue-incheek line, “I’m glad that starving artists can help feed the people.� Preview the auction items at ver montartscouncil.org. The auction closes at 5 p.m. on Thursday, December 4 . . . Also on Thursday, at
3:30 p.m., the University of Vermont Music and Humanities Series launches with “An Afternoon of Operatic Delights,â€? featuring soprano Shyla Nelson, tenor John Tiranno and organist Paul Orgel. The program will include excerpts from Mozart’s Magic Flute, Donizetti’s The Elixir of Love and Puccini’s La Bohème. Holiday bonus: The concert is free! Info, 656-1107. PAMELA POLSTON
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prosecutorial firepower with the evisceration of the public defender’s oďŹƒce and new limits on interviews with child witnesses, and the resulting convictions won’t necessarily be of the guilty. Vermont can reduce violence to children. But the way to do so won’t win any sexy headlines. The state can make kids safer from abuse by making them less poor. Poverty is the single greatest risk factor for child abuse and neglect. According to the federal Centers for Disease Control and Prevention, a child from a family whose annual income is less than $15,000 is 22 times more likely to suer abuse and neglect than a child whose parents earn more than $30,000. I repeat: 22 times. This is not because poor people are evil. It is not because they have a sickness called pedophilia. It is because poor parents are less educated and younger. They have more unplanned children. They suer more frequently from alcohol and drug addiction and tend to be in poorer health. They live in unstable and overcrowded housing, with more people moving in and out. They are under daily stress, every day, every week and every year. Each one of these factors, alone and in concert, increases the likelihood that a parent or guardian will batter, insult, underfeed, under-supervise, under-love or sexually molest a child. Poverty is rising in Vermont. The percentage of the state’s children living in poverty grew sharply, from 8.9 percent to 12.4 percent, from 2002 to 2006. It dropped o a bit in 2007, to 11.7 percent, but the recession will probably wipe out that slight gain. Among these kids are a growing number whose families earn less than 50 percent of the federal poverty level. That level is $21,200 a year for a family of four. Half is $10,000 a year — about $200 a week. Try feeding a family on that — much less housing or clothing it. Clinton’s “welfare reformâ€? of 2001, which placed a five-year lifetime cap on public assistance, buttressed by Bush-administration work requirements that pushed even more people o the rolls, has created a new category of people who subsist utterly without public help. Some are emotionally unable to work; others have reached their five years and have drifted away. Social service professionals and advocates have given them a name: “disconnected women.â€? They are a growing group in Vermont. And they have kids. And yet, the programs that would help give Vermont’s poor families the wherewithal to treat their kids better — the programs through which the state treats poor kids better — are among those that both Democrats and Republicans have placed on the chopping block to alleviate the state’s projected budget shortfalls, mounting far above $100 million. According to documents released in September by the Joint Fiscal OďŹƒce, among the programs being considered for cuts is SCHIP — the State Child Health Insur “Poli Psyâ€? is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Judith Levine, email levine@seven daysvt.com.
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ohn Abele was 5 years old when his mother Catherine received the telegram from Washington, D.C. It was September 29, 1942. “The Navy Department deeply regrets to inform you that your husband Lieutenant Commander Mannert Lincoln Abele United States Navy is missing . . .â€? Mannert Abele — everyone called him Jim — was the 39-year-old commander of the USS Grunion, a submarine that disappeared while on patrol in a Japanesecontrolled area of the north Pacific. The last anyone heard from the Grunion was July 30, 1942, when Jim Abele and his crew were ordered to return to Dutch Harbor, a naval base in the Aleutian Islands. They never made it. John Abele doesn’t remember his father, although he and his older brothers, Brad and Bruce, heard plenty of stories about the sub commander while they were growing up near Boston. Abele, who now lives in Shelburne, went on to found Boston Scientific Corp., which makes and markets high-tech medical devices. The company is known as a fearless innovator, and its success has made Abele, who retired a few years ago, a billionaire. Meanwhile, for most of John Abele’s life, the disappearance of the Grunion and its crew seemed destined to remain a mystery. The Navy appeared to have little information about the missing ship, and the Abele family didn’t know where to turn for answers. “Occasionally we’d ask the questions,â€? Abele recalls one recent afternoon over tea at the Sheraton Hotel in Burlington. “But basically it was classic World War II missing-in-action. In all the records, it was ‘lost with all hands on board, unknown causes.’â€? Then, in 2002, 60 years after the Grunion went down, Abele received a new tip in a most improbable way. It led him into an intense 6-year odyssey that culminated on August 22, 2007, when a search team headed by Abele himself located the Grunion in the Bering Sea, o the coast of Kiska in the Aleutian Islands. “My brother’s son’s girlfriend’s boss was a World War II hobbyist,â€? Abele explains.
“He told her he had discovered a posting on an Internet website that described an encounter between a Japanese freighter and a submarine near Kiska.â€? It was a translation of an article written by the captain of the freighter, the Kano Maru, and published in an obscure Japanese maritime journal in 1963. According to the captain’s account, at 5:47 a.m. on July 31, 1942, an unnamed American submarine fired four torpedoes at the Kano Maru. Three hit their mark, but only one exploded, crippling the freighter’s engine. When the submarine surfaced to finish the attack, the freighter opened fire with a deck cannon, hitting the submarine’s conning tower, the raised platform from which an oďŹƒcer navigates the vessel. As the ship vanished beneath the waves, a “swell of heavy oilâ€? spread across the water, according to the freighter captain’s account. “All crews shout, ‘BANZAI!’â€? he reports. The article was translated by Utaka Iwasaki, a history bu and naval architect in Japan. Abele tracked down Iwasaki’s email address and began a correspondence that eventually brought together more than 1000 people — naval experts, veterans, historians, genealogists and relatives of the crew — in pursuit of a common cause: finding the USS Grunion. “We’d never have done this without the Japanese,â€? Abele says. “And it never would have happened before the Internet.â€? In 2005, Abele was preparing to retire from Boston Scientific when he met Bob Ballard, the underwater archaeologist who discovered the wrecks of the Titanic, the battleship Bismarck and the aircraft carrier USS Yorktown. Abele asked Ballard if it might be possible to put together an expedition to find the Grunion. Ballard had some ideas, Abele recalls, but previous commitments prevented him from taking the job himself. “He did tell me, ‘I wouldn’t take it on unless I was really confident,’â€? Abele says. “And he said that, from what I’d presented [to] him, we didn’t have enough to work with.â€?
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That changed when Iwasaki visited the Japanese defense archives, where he found more records of the Kano Maru’s encounter with the American sub. The documents, which had been misfiled, included a series of hand-drawn diagrams that gave the precise location of the battle. “I said, ‘Look, I can do this,’� Abele remembers. “But we’re going to do it in an entrepreneurial way.� Through friends of his brother Bruce, John Abele secured the services of the Aquila, a crab boat based in Seattle. He also commissioned a side-scan sonar device to scour the ocean floor for the wreck. In August 2006, the Aquila sailed 2600 miles to the tip of the Aleutian Islands. The crew provided daily status reports on the search via a website, ussgrunion.com. After more than a week, the sonar picked up an oblong object with features that resembled a conning tower and a periscope. Back on the mainland, Abele used computer software to analyze the sonar images. He also tapped the website to solicit “the wisdom of crowds,� a reference to a 2004 book by James Surowiecki. In addition to generating hundreds of blog
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aair in his business’ workroom (March). His daughter Chelsea plays faux mechanic, her bare legs and high-heeled feet emerging from under a cherry-red 1950 Ford convertible; his wife’s legs descend a staircase in the background. Ortuno’s burly manager Ethan McArdle strikes a muscle-man pose in the front seat of the car. (Both men reappear as firemen on the October page.) The doctored license plate on the photo’s Ford reads “DOMINIC,â€? a reference to Dominic Francis, proprietor of the Shoreham Inn and a stripping-resistant friend of Ortuno’s. The two men “are always playing tricks on each other,â€? informs
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really eective fundraiser that would “reach out beyond the community.â€? The Friends had already hosted local events such as wine-and-cheese soirĂŠes and plant sales, which brought them just a third of the way toward their goal of some half-million dollars. Once the naked calendar suggestion came up, “We had a lot of fun imagining people in dierent scenes,â€? Goodrich says with a wicked grin. “Then we contacted Todd.â€? Still, getting going was slow. The Balfours started with one or two photos and “shopped them around,â€? Todd says. “It was a joint thing with Lisa and I: We’d call up the victims to ease them in . . . It took some talking.â€? But then they found people who were “really into it,â€? including Noggin Orchard owner Sanford Witherell Jr. and his Jamaican apple pickers (September). Word of mouth spread around town. “Then it became, people wanted to do it,â€? says Goodrich. ‘Did you do yours?’ she mimics. “Jeremiah was insulted that we hadn’t asked him,â€? someone says, poking fun at Jeremiah Parker, 59, who smiles broadly while trying to deny the charge. Because of some no-shows at his photo shoot, the hale co-owner of Parker Restoration appears three times — thanks to digital magic — in the depiction of a barn-restoring gig (April). For Jim Ortuno of Shoreham Upholstery, posing became a family
Goodrich. This trick must have helped: Eighteen individuals, from an infant to senior citizens, eventually posed in the inn’s pub, with Francis and his wife Molly — also the library treasurer — ensconced behind the bar. Though the tableau illustrates the first month of 2009, it was one of the last created. It took the longest, too, says Todd Balfour. Scheduling for a crowd was a challenge, and “a lot of thought went into setting it up,� he recalls. “Lisa and I got there two hours ahead of time to decorate.� Another hour was spent placing people and props. “Actually shooting it took probably 20 minutes,� Balfour says. And then came several hours of Photoshopping at Balfour Studios — the “secret� behind the naked calendar. Some models did bare all, surprising their neighbors with an utter lack of inhibition. But most actually wore shorts, bikinis or nude bras and panties, which Balfour carefully “erased� on his computer. In fact, Shoreham Uncovered is a digital masterpiece: Barring strategically placed props — the most inspired being a pair of water jugs a waitress holds over her breasts at the Shoreham Inn — these people really look naked. And for viewers, that’s all that matters. The implication of nudity, once again. Even that was unnerving for some models. Though librarian Dianne Lawson is smiling — and discreetly obscured by a server’s round tray —
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The ladies’ prayer circle at the Methodist Church reportedly bought multiples. “We’re in the aisles of the house of the Lord, and ‘I’ll take three,’â€? someone chortles. “There’s a huge perception of the religious right, but in Vermont there’s an attitude of ‘live and let live,’â€? oers Bohler-Small. “Anywhere there’s a strong sense of community, that overrides the fear.â€? Librarian Lawson was new to town when the calendar project began. But the relative brevity of her tenure in Shoreham is belied by her devotion to the library and encyclopedic grasp of its history.
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invisible, one modest woman peeks from behind a hay roll. Standing in front of a battalion of sunflowers, a hunky young man holds a bushel of corn with confidence. “He’s working on being a professional model,� someone explains. Farmer Will waves from his tractor; Judy appears to emerge from a large bin of apples. Nearly everyone is creatively obscured by produce, giving new meaning to the term “organic� — and illustrating the stylistic wit of the Balfours, who worked for Hallmark Cards before moving to Shoreham. But this photograph is not just jokey; it’s lovely. Todd stood at a distance to compose the agrarian tableau, framing his human subjects with the early-morning mist rising from the field behind them, a tree line farther back, and a baby-blue sky with ethereal clouds overhead. The combination of sunflowers, golden light and the relative diminutiveness of the people makes this look, at first glance, like an Anne Geddes shot with grown-ups. Has anyone in town been offended by the naked calendar project? “If so, they haven’t said anything,� says Lawson. “My pastor bought one.�
That started when Dr. Mary Mixer Platt erected the structure in memory of her husband, Dr. William Platt. The physician couple served the town for 34 years. “We’re a welcoming library,� Lawson boasts. “We take all comers from surrounding towns.� The library, which issues borrower cards for free, operates on a modest $26,000 per year. (“We’re asking for $27,000 next year,� Lawson reveals, “but we’re not there yet.�) Moreover, the vintage charm of the Platt makes it a “tourist destination,� she continues, attracting visitors such as bicyclists who stop over at the Shoreham Inn, just across the street. “We have more grown-ups than adults,� Lawson misstates, eliciting hoots of laughter. “That explains a lot,� someone quips. “We have about two-thirds adults and one-third juvenile,� the librarian corrects herself. Seasonal laborers and second-home owners bulk up the borrowers’ list, too. The Shorehamites clearly share Lawson’s pride in their little library. The only problem, everyone agrees, is that it’s too little. “We started thinking about the building addition eight years ago,� says Judy Stevens, a member of the
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Middlebury College, she grew up in Shoreham on a now-defunct dairy farm and traces her local roots back through her great-grandparents. One of them, she shares, used to “squire Dr. Platt around town on her rounds.� Now, Shackett estimates, “there’s a twothirds turnover� in the population. “That’s why community places are so important,� interjects BohlerSmall. “You can’t just meet them all at the recycling. We all like to see each other,� she adds fervently. “We need meeting places!� “We have to take care of ourselves,� says Shackett. “We’re too far from anyone else.� “That’s why so many people participated in the calendar,� BohlerSmall resumes. “Everyone appreciates the library.� “It’s been fun to do this, because we’ve gotten to know each other better,� says Goodrich. “If you can get naked together, you can build a library together.� Being unclothed is scary for a host of reasons — a sense of vulnerability perhaps most primal among them. But in facing down common individual fears, it seems, the people of Shoreham have discovered there’s uncommon strength in naked numbers. >
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f the Friday after Thanksgiving gets painted “black,” the following day is definitely “green.” Last Saturday morning, it seemed like every other car driving west on Route 15 had a balsam on board — anecdotal evidence of the state’s $12 million Christmas tree industry. Despite the fake-tree trend, and new competition from Wal-Mart and Home Depot, it appears plenty of Vermonters are still sold on the benefits of farm-fresh fir. But the trees were going south, not west, from Moffatt’s Tree Farm on Wild Branch Road in Craftsbury. Owner Steve Moffatt and his crew spent all afternoon loading an 18-wheeler with 600 Christmas conifers destined for the wealthy New York suburbs. The procedure was complicated by the fact that it was a “split load,” meaning the trees were going to two different places. Half were headed to the First Congregational Church in Chappaqua, New York — Hillary Clinton country. The other half were bound for Pound Ridge, where the median household income is $168,040. “It’s a different market from North Wolcott,” Moffatt yelled down from atop the growing pile of pine in the back of the truck. Assisted by a cherry picker, two young male workers on the ground and his 71-year-old dad, Jim, the 40-year-old jokingly — and unnecessarily — apologized for the “industrial” scene. The vast acreage surrounding it, which include fields of snow-dusted conifers and faraway forest, was classic Currier & Ives Christmas. Enterprising Vermonters have been working the trade routes to Boston and New York City since the state became a republic. Whether they’re buying milk, meat or trees, city dwellers are willing to pay top dollar for Green Mountain products. Plus, “No Vermonter ever bought a Christmas tree until the 1970s,” Jim Moffatt, the voice of history, recalled. “They’d go out in the woods — theirs or someone else’s — and just cut one.” Steve’s grandfather had a dairy farm when he started running “wild trees” to Hartford and Springfield in the 1930s. But when Jim took over from his dad, he sold the cows and shifted the farm’s focus to wood products; the land — composed of 750 mostly forested acres — naturally lends itself to logging. Come November, though, the Moffatt chainsaws are interested in one thing: shapely conifers that range in height from three to 15 feet. A crew of nine fells the Fraser fir first, because that variety of Christmas tree holds its needles the longest. The popular balsam and prickly blue spruce typically aren’t cut until the middle of November. Steve has also introduced a frostevading West Virginian Canaan fir to the plantation. A University of Vermont grad with a degree in plant and soil science, he’s got his father beat on “book learning,” as the elder Moffatt called it, and he stands out in local tree-growing circles for being young, articulate and eco-sensitive. But the way he says “hard” — with a flat “a” that makes it sound like “had” — gives him away for what he is: a third-generation Vermont farmer.
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Over the decades, the Moffatts have built up a wholesale operation that is large for a family-run Christmas tree farm. Jim takes charge of the on-site, choose-and-cut business, while Steve sells and ships in excess of 5000 trees to retailers every year. More than half of them go to fundraising groups that are selling Christmas trees for charities, including Burlington’s City Market, which donates the proceeds to COTS. Those clients tend to be more “consistent year to year,” Steve explained. “In bad times, people still tend to support ’em, and that’s good for us.” Despite charging more for his trees this year, he says he lost only one customer. “The vast majority took expensive trees, and more of them,” he reported. Will the Tannenbaum, like the Thanksgiving turkey, turn out to be recession-proof? The sun was going down fast, and Moffatt’s tower of tightly packed pines had reached the legal limit of 13.5 feet, when he jumped down off the load to weigh in.
SEVEN DAYS: I guess there’s an art to loading a truck with trees. STEVE MOFFATT: I do like the truck to look nice — not only for pure aesthetics, but if the Department of Transportation sees it, and the sideboards are way wide, and there are trees hanging off, they don’t like to see that. Also . . . there is a lot of potential for damage when you’re loading. Some people can walk across a load of trees and you don’t hear any branches cracking. Other people just can’t do it. I’m mainly thinking about that: minimal damage, good-looking load and maximum number of trees. I’m always trying to squeeze ’em in. SD: How many tractor-trailers do you dispatch in the course of a season? SM: Seven. I have two left . . . Most wholesale growers of my size want their trees shipped out by Thanksgiving. I prefer not to cut them that early.
SD: And you’ll cut until . . . SM: I have cut as late as December 23. If someone calls me up and wants some trees, I’ll try to get ’em. I want to cut all I can, and sell all I can, especially when it’s a premium grade. Only a low percentage of trees make the premium grade. SD: What makes it a premium tree? SM: Basically, good all the way around. You generally don’t have one particularly weak side, no obvious major defects, no big holes. Generally what most consumers would consider a perfect tree, whatever that means. SD: How many trees do you have growing here? SM: If you said 100,000, that wouldn’t be inaccurate. It’s about 1000 trees to an acre. SD: How long does it take to grow a Christmas tree? SM: I’d say, in my case, 10 to 12 years. >> 38A
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SD: Is it an easy business to get into? SM: You’d have to buy the land, buy the trees, get ’em started, wait — say, if you had really good luck — six years for a return. Then, even if you have the trees, if you’re going to cut ’em, you definitely have to have a bailer, a tractor, a trailer. It’s a big, long-term investment. I was fortunate because when I got started, a lot of stu was in place . . . When I took over the business, there were a lot of trees in the ground, you know, coming. I didn’t have to build a customer base — it was pretty much there. I have expanded it significantly. SD: What varieties are you growing here? SM: I have the native balsam. I also have Fraser fir and Canaan fir, which is native to West Virginia. It’s a variety of balsam fir. It would be like a MacIntosh versus a Honeycrisp. SD: Why did you introduce that? SM: Because they start growing much later in the spring. This is kind of a high-elevation valley, and I tend to get late-spring frosts. If you get those with Christmas trees, it will kill the new growth. It just looks terrible. I started planting those because they generally don’t start growing until the first week of June, when the frost danger is generally past. And a side benefit of that is, the majority of pests which bother the native balsam attack the new growth in the spring. These Canaans are so late, they avoid a lot of those insect problems.
SD: So you’re outsmarting the insects? SM: I have so far. I’ve been doing it for about 10 years, so we’ll see if they catch on. My guess is they will. SD: I notice you’ve also got some Scotch Pine, a.k.a. “Crotch Pine�? SM: Very few. They were very popular in the ’70s . . . The big players are balsam, Fraser and Canaan. I sell my Canaan as balsam. I think they smell as good. SD: What’s your favorite variety? SM: There’s a reason the Fraser are expensive: They only grow under very specific conditions. It has to be perfectly well-drained soil or they’ll just die. What they like to do is get up to about 6 feet
think it’s recession-proof to some degree. Right now, everybody out there in the tree business, myself included, has got what my dad always referred to as the “preseason jitters� . . . But I truly believe most people out there are going to buy a tree. You might buy one less present, but you’re probably going to have a tree. Until Santa’s done, we don’t know how this is going to turn out. SD: Especially in the places you’re delivering. SM: Exactly. I sell trees in Shelburne, too, and they consider anything less than eight feet a “tabletop.� SD: What are the biggest threats to your operation? SM: The weather. Spring frosts scare me to death. There’s noth-
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tall, a year before you’re going to harvest, and then they like to die. That’s their favorite habit. But I guess I’d have to say I prefer the balsam. If you get a good Fraser, it’s great, but boy, they can be awfully miserable, to get ’em to go. SD: Did you study the science of growing Christmas trees at UVM? SM: I ended up being a plant and soil science major. I think I was grasping at something familiar, so I took a lot of forestry and plant stu that I enjoyed. It was almost a self-designed major. SD: Has it made you a better Christmas tree farmer? SM: Oh, definitely. I try to be very scientific about growing them on dierent sites. But oftentimes all the education, all the input, all the money you spend, sometimes it just boils down to being in the right place — I’ve seen it time and time again. You can almost do no wrong at the perfect site. And at the wrong site, you can do no right. I do soil tests, and the results come back and some of my highest production areas, you know, by the book, by the soil test, they test the worst. And some of my poorest production areas test the best.
ing I can do. Not only that, but the weather in the fall, at harvest time. Last year we had two feet of snow. That makes it very hard. SD: Do you see any evidence of global warming? SM: There’s no question that I have seen remarkable changes in the climate. We used to have a big sugaring operation. Our sugar maples are dead and dying. I’d be very surprised, when I’m my father’s age, if there is a live sugar maple on our property. I’m not saying I know the answer, but the trees are dying — not only the old ones, but the young ones. SD: What about pests? SM: Our summers are definitely a lot wetter, and we’re starting to see a lot more disease-related issues. The Christmas trees are denser. There’s more foliage than a wild tree. If they are wet for too long, that creates perfect conditions for fungus. I’m seeing more strange stu coming up. It used to be Fraser was out of our “hardinessâ€? zone, and I have not seen winter damage on the Fraser for a number of years. And we’re cold here. SD: What kind of tree do you cut for yourself? SM: Balsam.
SD: Any consumer trends you’ve noticed? SM: Overall, houses are getting bigger. There is a trend for bigger trees.
SD: When do you put it up? SM: I don’t know.
SD: Despite the economy? SM: Ultimately, I think people are going to cough up the extra money for a top-grade tree. I
SD: Last minute? SM: Oh, yeah. People always say, “Oh, you must have the best tree.� Sometimes I pick
SD: You haven’t put it up yet? SM: Oh, God, no.
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something out of the pile, just random. Usually my wife Sharon and the boys pick it out. But she’s picked out some trees that I wouldn’t really consider top-notch trees. SD: Ever argue about it? SM: Never. I don’t really care at that point. But once it’s up, I do enjoy it. After Christmas, I kinda relax. I like to look at it. Sharon’s like, “Get it out.â€? I am always kind of reluctant to get rid of it. There was one tree, behind the house, in the upper fields, that I just loved. It was probably one of the nicest trees I’ve ever grown. In fact, I wanted to tie a note on it somewhere, ’cause I have no idea where it will go. I wanted to say, “This is one of the nicest trees I’ve ever seen. Please call me and tell me where you are.â€? I always thought it would be nice to do that: randomly pick one and put a note on it. SD: You log other trees here, too, right? SM: Yeah, for timber. Mature balsam. Hardwood as well. SD: What percentage of your revenues is from Christmas tree sales? SM: Over 95 percent. SD: Is your goal here simply to make a living off the land? SM: Sure, yeah. I wanna make a living, I want to pay my health insurance. I want to put a little away for retirement. I want to maintain my buildings and my fleet of vehicles. We don’t live really high on the hog . . . My long-term goal is make enough money to keep the farm the way it is. I would hate to think of selling parts of it o to development. We sold development rights to the 250 acres right here to the Vermont Land Trust. It was a good move. SD: What kind of prices do you get for these trees? SM: My little cheap tabletops are seven bucks. My high-end, top-of-the line, 13-foot Fraser — gee, I don’t know what I’m charging for those: $45, $50. Pretty reasonable. SD: You have two young sons. Do you think either of them will want to keep this tree-farm tradition going? SM: I have no idea. I’m sort of in the same position my dad was with me: If they want to, that would be great. There are definitely easier ways to make a living. SD: What are the necessary qualities? SM: A lot of this business is very physical. As far as that goes with me personally, I can definitely take that. I really like to work hard . . . The mental end of it is very important as well. I have to be very organized. Things change very quickly . . . You’re running your own business. That requires a certain touch. >
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John Matusz, drawings in charcoal and pastel. The Men’s Room, Burlington. Through December.
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Untitled figure drawing by John Matusz
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ust as musicians practice with scales and études, visual artists have always sharpened their chops with figure drawings. But practice doesn’t mean drudgery. The 25 untitled figure drawings by John Matusz now showing at The Men’s Room in Burlington are alive with investigation and discovery. The large-scale works on paper, measuring as much as 24 by 36 inches, show the artist focusing on an array of challenges as he draws. His figures evince his attention to line, mass, proportions and composition. The drawings, all in charcoal or conte crayon, date from 2004 to 2008. The media provide the artist with expressive textures, a range of weights of line and rich tonalities. Eleven of the drawings are on white paper. One of these shows a female nude in four different standing poses, three of them viewed from the back. Matusz captured the elasticity of the model’s spine as she twists, and the relationships among her arms, shoulders and back as she reaches upward. Several of the pieces on white paper feature multiple views, while others represent different attempts at capturing particular details. In a session with a male model, Matusz worked and reworked the head. It’s not that he was concerned with a physical likeness; rather, he seems to have been interested in the bulkiness of the form. The figure’s geometric qualities are ascendant. A horizontally oriented sequence of four standing poses includes loosely rendered backgrounds. Edging the figure in an abstract black space is somewhat like chiseling a form out of stone: The background throws the figure into high relief. A female nude reposing under a sheet, her head on a pillow, is contrasted with vertical strokes in the negative space. The placement of the figure on the torn-off page gives the image a sense of calm. Matusz was apparently most interested in the light patterns of the
pose, capturing subtle folds in the sheet and pillow, as well as highlights in the figure. Matusz is a noted Vermont sculptor, and even though he’s usually an abstractionist in that work, there’s a strong relationship between it and his drawing. An unusual wiry figurative sculpture entitled “The Wrestler” is included in the exhibition at The Men’s Room. It resembles a three-dimensional gesture drawing, while the drawings on display have a sculptural presence, especially the pieces on blue paper at the back of the salon. These blue-paper figure drawings seem a little more formal. In addition to black lines, Matusz rendered highlights with white conte and occasional blue or pink chalk. One image of a chunky female model appears particularly sculptural, her mass defined by shadows. Matusz also lightly delineates negative spaces above this figure, while illustrating the model’s weight on the surface where she resides. One of the more notable drawings on blue paper depicts a standing male nude seen from behind, who leans on an undefined fixture at left. White conte highlights and shadows — borderline-geometric forms rippling over his back — give the model a strong presence. He’s a sturdy individual, and Matusz seems to see through the figure to note bones and muscle tone. Nineteenth-century French master Jean Auguste Dominique Ingres wrote, “To draw does not mean simply to reproduce contours; drawing does not consist merely of line: drawing is also expression, the inner form, the plane, modeling.” Matusz seems to have a similar mind-set. Ingres was also the artist who, in 1855, advised the youth Edgar Degas to “draw lines, young man, many lines.” Again, Matusz seems to be on the same wavelength. His exhibition is as instructive as it is dramatic and beautiful.
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“SEEKING THE GOOD LIFE: VERMONT’S RURAL RESETTLEMENT IN THE TWENTIETH CENTURY”: Kevin Dann, history professor from SUNY Plattsburgh and a Burlington resident, gives a noontime lecture in conjunction with a current exhibit. Wednesday, December 3, 12:15-1:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750. THE PAINTED WORD: ANGELA PATTEN AND DANIEL LUSK: The third of a fall semester music-and-poetry series hosted by Major Jackson, associate professor of English at UVM, highlighting established and emerging New England poets. Wednesday, December 3, 6-7:30 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750. HOLIDAY ART EXPO: This three-day exhibit and sale offers works in various media by members of the regional artist organization. Friday and Saturday, December 5-6, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.; Sunday, December 7, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Adirondack Art Association Gallery, Essex, N.Y. Info, 518-963-8109. MAGGIE STANDLEY: “Holidaze Treasures Sale & Show,” prints, paintings, prosperity totems and gilded-core necklaces. Friday, December 5, 4-8 p.m.; Saturday, December 6, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Wingspan Painting Studio, Howard Space, Burlington. Info, 233-7676. DUG NAP: The Burlington painter, humorist and greeting-card maven will be on hand to autograph prints and talk about his work during Art Walk. Friday, December 5, 5-7 p.m., Artisans’ Hand, Montpelier. Info, 229-9492. HOLIDAY ART SHOW & SALE: Local artists Jen Berger, Bonnie Anderson, Greg Mamczak, Rachel Trooper, Jason Boyd, Josh Cleaver and Nate Moody offer paintings, prints, cards and jewelry in this one-night sale. Friday, December 5, 5-8 p.m., 8 Space Studio Collective, Howard Space, Burlington. Info, 310-8867. DECEMBER FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: More than 40 galleries and other art venues stay open late to welcome pedestrian art viewers around downtown. Friday, December 5, 5-8 p.m., Burlington. Info, 264-4839. MONTPELIER DECEMBER ART WALK: Eighteen galleries and other venues welcome pedestrian viewers, and serve up holiday cookies, during an art-centric evening around downtown. Friday, December 5, 5-8 p.m., Montpelier. Info, 223-7680.
CAROL MACDONALD, BARBARA WATERS & JEN KRISTEL HOLIDAY ART SALE: The three local artists team up to offer holiday bargains in monotypes, monoprints, linoleum cuts and etchings, framed and unframed. Ten percent of proceeds will benefit the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf. Saturday, December 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.; Sunday, December 7, 12-4 p.m., Carol McDonald Studio, Colchester. Info, 862-9037. DAVID KEARNS: The new Burlington City Arts Artist-in-Residence invites the public to see his works in progress during the city’s First Friday Art Walk and every Saturday afternoon in December. Saturday, December 6, 12-5 p.m., Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. Info, 865-7166. GROUP STUDIO SALE: Local artists share space for holiday arts and crafts: Clay and glass by Big Girl Company; hand-blown glass by Gabriel Glass; prints, artwork and more by Sarah Ryan; graphic pottery by Dan Made; and jewelry and crochet magic from Sub Six Studio. Saturday, December 6, 2-7 p.m., Sarah Ryan Studio, Burlington. Info, 864-9630.
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‘BAROQUE HOUSE OF FUR’: Sixteen students from Tom Brennan’s advanced photography course present their best work of the semester. December 3 through 17 at Colburn Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Dress code: fur (real or faux). Music by Mr. Shopping. Wednesday, December 3, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 656-2014. KATIE CROWN: “My Kingdom,” an MFA thesis exhibition of blackand-white paintings and drawings that mark the edge of realistic rendering and imagination. Through December 6 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Reception: Thursday, December 4, 3-5 p.m. Info, 635-1469. LILY HINRICHSEN: “Field Notes,” paintings and prints inspired by the energy of the Earth. December 4 through January 9 at Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney. Reception: Thursday, December 4, 4-6 p.m. Info, 287-8926. DECEMBER FEATURED ARTISTS: This month’s artists in the spotlight are painters Henry Trask-Reilly, Robert Anderson and Robert Fletcher, and stained-glass artisan Karen Scheffler, and Gretchen and Tony Bittner, mixed-media and wood furnishings. December 4 through 31 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Reception: Thursday, December 4, 5-7 p.m. Info, 933-6403.
PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.
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VIOLETA HINOJOSA: “Abstract World,� paintings. Through December 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Reception: Friday, December 5, 5-8 p.m. Info, 318-2438. ADAM CONWAY & ROBYN PEIRCE: “Free Range,� functional pottery and cage-free critter paintings, respectively. Through December 31 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, December 5, 5-7 p.m. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. HARALD AKSDAL: Detailed landscapes in pen, ink and watercolor, as well as unframed prints by the Vermont artist. December 5 through 31 at Sterling College in Craftsbury Common. Reception: Friday, December 5, 4:30-6 p.m. Info, 586-7711, ext. 124. CAROLYN SHATTUCK: The Vermont painter is highlighted at the gallery’s 16th annual winter exhibition, which also features works by 15 other regional artists. 6-8 p.m. at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Reception: Friday, December 5, 6-8 p.m. MIRANDA STEWART: “Genius of Love and More Works,� acrylic paintings on canvas. Through December 31 at The Cheshire Cat in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, December 5, 4-6 p.m. Info, 223-1981. LIZA MYERS & LINDA DURKEE: Works in clay, and paintings and collage, respectively. December 6 through January 4 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Reception: Saturday, December 6, 5-7 p.m. Info, 247-0125.
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JAMES KOCHALKA: “What + Who?� The Burlington-based comic artist and musician has created a 10-by-22-foot mural installation painted directly on the gallery wall. It will be destroyed after the reception and book signing. The exhibition also includes a number of 2-inch paintings. Through December 4 at UVM Living/Learning Center in Burlington. Closing reception and book signing: Thursday, December 4, 5-7 p.m. Info, 656-4200. CIARAN BRENNAN: “Photographic Suburbia,� color photographs by the Essex Junction artist about reliving and retelling the stories of our lives. Through December 31 at Kasini House in Burlington. Reception: Friday, December 5, 2-5 p.m. Info, 264-4839. PAULA MCCULLOUGH: “In Time for the Holidays,� found-object sculptures including railroad-tie clocks in a limited edition. December 5 through 31 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Friday, December 5, 4-8 p.m. Info, 223-7680. “THE GENUINE MEN PROJECT�: Photographic and autobiographical portraits of men by Nancy Bruno, who is spearheading a movement to address the need for positive male role models in society. Through December 12 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Reception: Friday, December 5, 6-7:30 p.m. Info, 865-7165. MEMBER ART SHOW & SALE: Works by member artists are for sale in all three galleries. December 5 through January 3 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Reception: Friday, December 5, 5-7 p.m. Info, 253-8358.
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Main Attraction surprise that Art on Main, a gallery anchoring the eastern end of Bristol’s main drag, favors a craftsmanship aesthetic. Under the embossed-tin ceiling of its single but sizeable
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RECEPTIONS << 41A 4TH ANNUAL YESTERMORROW ART SHOW & SALE: Faculty, staff and supporters show their works, from the whimsical to the breathtaking, in advance of a live art auction that will benefit the design/build school’s education programs. Through December 4 at Big Picture Theater & Café in Waitsfield. Reception: A gala reception includes a live art auction and silent auction at the Yestermorrow Design/Build School in Warren: Saturday, December 6, 6-10 p.m. Info, 496-5545. ‘WINTER DAYDREAMS’: Works in photography, watercolor, sculpture and folk art by area artists Dan Doyle, James Goss, Happy Marsh, Nancy Levine and H. Lapine. December 5 through 31 at The Cupola House Gallery in Essex. Reception: Saturday, December 6, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. DINA SENESAC: “Cold Front,” a variety of reasonably priced artworks. December 6 through 28 at Rose Street Artists’ Co-op in Burlington. Reception: Featuring the music of Aya Inoue, Matt Harpster and Jen Crowell, and Woods Vehicle. Saturday, December 6, 6-8 p.m. Info, 343-0703. JODI WHALEN: New abstract paintings of city skylines by the Vermont artist. Through January 1 at Daily Planet in Burlington. Reception: Sunday, December 7, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Info, 862-9647. GEORGE LAWRENCE: Representational paintings in watercolors, oils, acrylics and pastels by the local artist. December 7 through January 31 at Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village. Reception: Sunday, December 7, 2-4 p.m. Info, 889-9404. MARNA GROVE: Paintings and illustration work. Through December 19 at Christine Price Gallery, Castleton State College. Reception: Tuesday, December 9, 12:30-2 p.m. Info, 468-1266. “ME, MYSELF AND I”: An exploration of self-portraiture by mid- and late-career artists. December 8 through 20 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Reception: Wednesday, December 10, 3-5 p.m. Info, 635-1469.
ONGOING :: burlington area ANN CLAYTON BARLOW: “From Here to There: Reflections on Contemporary Landscapes,” silver gelatin prints of environments that evoke contemplation. Through December 13 at Firehouse Center Community Darkroom in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.
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“HUMPTY DUMPTY CLOCK” BY PAULA MCCULLOUGH. On view at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier through December. Reception December 5, 4-8 p.m.
FALL/WINTER AT THE MALTEX: A group show on all four floors presents paintings, photographs and steel sculpture by nine local artists. Through February 28 at The Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. JOHN MATUSZ: “Exploring the Figure,” drawings in charcoal and pastel, and a welded-steel sculpture entitled “The Wrestler.” Through December 31 at The Men’s Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088. KAREN DAWSON: “Favorite Places,” landscape paintings in oil, acrylic and mixed media. Through December 31 at Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 865-1208. KATRA KINDER: Recent watercolors. Through December 15 at Village Wine & Coffee in Shelburne. Info, 985-1014. LYNN POWERS: The Essex Art League member shows her works. Through December 31 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014. NICOLE KIRCHER: Silver-gelatin photographs taken in Taipei, Hong Kong and South Korea, 2007-2008. Through December 21 at Nectar’s in Burlington. Info, 988-9891. PHILIP ROBERTSON: “Post Neo-Romantic Landscapes”; CYNTHIA ROSS: “Transformational Anatomy”; ARTHUR ZORN: “Visual Improvisations”; and ALANA LAPOINT: “Stranger Folk”; all paintings, and ELLIS JACOBSON: “Moment of Clarity,” sculpture. Through January 31 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273. SANDRA SHENK: Color photography of landscapes, abstracts and composites. Through December 4 at Avenue Bistro in Burlington. Info, 652-9999. ‘STOOKS, STACKS, AND SHEAVES’: Agricultural landscapes in America, 1850 to the present, that explore the artistic, cultural and literary responses to changing representations of the genre; from the museum’s permanent collection, the university’s special collections and private lenders. Through December 19 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750. VLADIMIR VAGIN: The internationally renowned children’s book illustrator will exhibit his original artwork from classic books including The Firebird and Nutcracker Ballet. December 7 through 31 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Info, 865-7211. ‘WINTER WHIMSEY’: Members of the Essex Art League exhibit winter scenes in various media and still-life studies. Through December 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014. “WRITTEN ON THE WIND: CONTEMPORARY TIBETAN PRAYER FLAGS”: Prayer flags, or dar cho in Tibetan, have been used to represent good will toward all beings in Himalayan culture for thousands of years; this exhibition features modern versions, commissioned by the Rubin Museum of Art from artists around the world. Through January 3 at Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. WYLIE SOFIA GARCIA & JAKE RIFKIN: “Twisted,” new work from the local artists including wire sculpture, ink drawings and mixed textiles. Through December 30 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 863-2227.
‘GIFT OF ART’: The 2008 holiday gift bazaar features artful presents in a variety of media by local artists. Through December 26 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. ‘GIVE MORE HEART’: More than 90 SPA artists showcase fine art and crafts in this annual holiday show, on all three floors of the gallery. Through December 31 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069. ‘MODERN TREASURES FOR THE HOLIDAYS’: The end-of-year show features an assortment of art, craft and designed objects in all media. Through January 31 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. ‘MONTPELIER’S TREASURES: THE LEGACY OF THOMAS WATERMAN WOOD’: From the vaults of the permanent collection comes this exhibit of 107 paintings by the gallery’s namesake and Vermont’s best-known artist of the 19th century, as well as works by his contemporaries and pieces from the Vermont WPA collection. Through December 21 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. RADICAL JEWELRY MAKEOVER: U32 High School students exhibit reconstructed jewelry; and NICOLE KIRCHER: “Scenes From the Far East,” black-and-white photographs. Through December 31 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. SANDRA MUDGE: “Found,” assemblages, collages and faery houses. Through December 14 at Langdon Street Café in Montpelier. Info, 223-8667.
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ALDO MERUSI: An exhibition of 150 black-and-white images by the former Rutland Herald photographer, who shot for the paper from 1934 to 1974, in celebration of his 100th birthday. Through December 31 at Tuttle Building in Rutland. Info, 747-6121, ext. 2230.
‘ARTISTS AND ANCESTORS’: Masterworks of Chinese classical painting, exploring landscape and flora, and ancient bronze vessels and bells used to venerate ancestors; and PHOTOGRAPHS FROM THE PERMANENT COLLECTION: Two installations concurrent with the fall-term course History of Photography. Through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. Info, 443-6433. BRETT SIMISON: “Anza-Borrego Desert,” selected photographs from a work-in-progress portfolio featuring large-format film and digital imagery captured in California’s largest state park. Through December 14 at Carol’s Hungry Mind Café in Middlebury. Info, 388-0101. SARAH WESSON: “Perceptions,” paintings. Through December 31 at Walkover Gallery & Listening Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188. STUDENT SILKSCREEN PRINTS: Students in Hedya Klein’s fall printmaking course exhibit their work exploring different printing methods. Through December 12 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-3169. ‘THE GOLDEN CAGE’: “Mexican Migrant Workers and Vermont Dairy Farmers,” photographs by Caleb Kenna with interviews by Chris Urban. Through January 31 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-2040.
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‘TOMBS, TEMPLES, PLACES AND TEA: CERAMICS IN ASIA AND BEYOND’: An exhibit that explores the practical and social uses of ceramics; ‘ROBERT F. REIFF GALLERY OF ASIAN ART’: Bronze and stone sculptures, jades and ceramics from the 6th to the 12th centuries; ‘EUROPEAN AND AMERICAN ART’: An installation featuring highlights of the museum’s collection of Western art, from the Renaissance through the 19th century; and ‘ANCIENT MEDITERRANEAN AND EARLY EUROPEAN ART’: A revised installation with recent acquisitions in Egyptian and Mesopotamian art as well as Greek, Roman and medieval European objects from the permanent collection. Through December 7 at Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College. Info, 443-5007.
:: regional BEN FRANK MOSS: “Immanence and Revelation: The Art of Ben Frank Moss,� more than 70 luminous landscapes and abstract still lifes by the longtime Dartmouth professor. Through January 4 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426.
‘COASTLINE TO SKYLINE: THE PHILIP H. GREENE GIFT OF CALIFORNIA WATERCOLORS’: An exhibition of works donated by a Hanover resident, of a group of California artists from the late 1920s through the 1950s, including Millard Sheets, Phil Dike, Rex Brandt and others. Through January 4 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. >
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(June 21-July 22): Lame-duck U.S. President George Bush is mostly dreaming of his retirement these days, although he takes time out now and then to create executive orders that undo environmental protections. Barack Obama is planning hard for the monumental recovery he hopes to lead when he assumes the presidency, but his time won’t come until January 20. Meanwhile, all the things that have been falling apart under Bush’s watch are continuing to fall apart, only bigger and badder. Writes Josh Marshall in Talkingpointsmemo.com, “We’re paying mightily for having no captain at the helm at one of the most perilous points in our recent national history.� In regard to your own personal life, Cancerian, please avoid acting like America. Don’t wait for some formal deadline before you make your moves. Expedite the transition from the old order to the new with the force of a thousand ecstatic activists.
LEO
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HO-HOHO-HUM Witherspoon and Vaughn endure face time with their families in this yuletide button pusher from Seth Gordon.
o put it in the best light possible, I recommend thinking of Four Christmases not as a really short movie but as a very special holiday episode of a sitcom. At 82 minutes, it’s not a whole lot longer than one of those. Moreover, both its humor and its structure are tailor made for the tube. You can just see the commercial breaks falling neatly between the principal characters’ visits to the four family gatherings in question. Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon play a carefree San Francisco couple who’ve been together for three years, share a great apartment, and are way too busy having fun to contemplate marriage or children. They’re like a breezier, less complicated version of, say, Ross and Rachel, and the film’s early scenes give us an idea of how a weekly half hour with this pair might look. The show’s — er, film’s — premise is that they’re the last of the hedonistic singles in their peer group. While their friends are home changing diapers or driving to school plays, Brad and Kate are squeezing every last drop out of life as attractive, unencumbered thirtysomethings. In one “episode,” they role-play at a bar. In another, they take dancing lessons just for the hell of it. (The other couples in the class are all preparing for their weddings.) And when the holidays roll around, they take exotic tropical vacations, leaving their relatives with the impression that they’ve traveled to one impoverished nation or another to do charitable work. Except, in this particular holiday episode, fog strands the couple at the airport. A local television news crew turns its camera on them to ask how they feel about being grounded — at which point Brad and Kate realize they’ve been busted and will be forced to endure actual face time with their kin. Since both are children of divorce, this will entail visits to four separate households, each with its own set of horrors, family secrets and cheesy, TV-level gags. Celebrity guests have become a staple of sitcoms,
and ours embraces the trend wholeheartedly. There’s more than enough Hollywood talent here for nine or 10 first-rate motion pictures. It’s amazing that director Seth Gordon (The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters) managed to assemble such a slapdash feature debut when he had the services of Jon Favreau, Sissy Spacek, Mary Steenburgen, Dwight Yoakam, Carol Kane, Jon Voight and Robert Duvall on hand. To put it kindly, some of the couple’s four stops are more inspired than others. The first is a total throwaway, though it is preceded by an amusing scene in which Vaughn and Witherspoon work out a safe word to use in the event they should need to make a speedy exit. (It’s “mistletoe.”) Parent Number One is Vaughn’s old man, an inexplicably coarse and ornery rube played by Duvall. The gag here is that Brad’s two brothers (Favreau and Tim McGraw) are amateur cage wrestlers who attack him repeatedly as Dad drinks beer in his La-Z-Boy and laughs. “Mistletoe!” Parent Number Two is Kate’s mom. As played by Steenburgen, she’s more an idea for a character than an actual one, so halfheartedly sketched she barely registers on the screen. The gag is that she’s been born again (or at least become preoccupied with church activities), and happens to be dating her pastor (Yoakam). Though I’m not 100 percent certain this qualifies as a gag. Anyway, there’s a sub-gag, too: Brad is shown a family photo album and, guess what — Kate was overweight as a child!
“You looked like you had a twin and ate it,” is the best quip Vaughn can muster. Then it’s on to Brad’s mom (Spacek), who is shacked up with his childhood best friend. “Your mother is a very sexual being,” he is informed. Before we have time to wonder why news of the relationship didn’t reach Brad earlier, we’re on to our final stop of the day, the home of Kate’s father (Voight). En route, however, the couple hits the mandatory third-act bump in the road. All the emotions that have bubbled to the surface during the day and all the exposure to babies have given Kate second thoughts about their chosen path. Brad isn’t ready to jump on board with the notion of major lifestyle changes, however, so, after a brief spat, he deposits her at her dad’s for Christmas Number Four and drives off to think deep thoughts. This being a yuletide button pusher, the audience can have zero doubt about how things will turn out, but a dearth of suspense is hardly the film’s chief shortcoming. The picture has four writers and about as many solid laughs. Some sort of record very probably has been set, in fact, for the wholesale squandering of major screen talent. Nobody expects cinematic greatness from home-for-theholidays movies. At the same time, you don’t see names like Sissy Spacek or Robert Duvall in a picture’s credits and anticipate a pinheaded exercise in Stooges-level slapstick. Vaughn does his best to give the proceedings a shot of verbal adrenaline, but even his trademark comic patter proves insufficient to bring these uneven and haphazard vignettes to life. Despite the promise Gordon’s shown previously, and the presence of an extraordinarily accomplished cast, there’s little to be said for Four Christmases. With the possible exception of “Mistletoe!” RICK KISONAK
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BLAND DOWN UNDER Kidman and Jackman fail to make romanticadventure sparks fly.
saw two movies last weekend: The Devil’s Rejects and Australia. One is Rob Zombie’s grindhouse-style 2005 film about a family of recreational serial killers. The other is Baz Luhrmann’s latest epic love story. Yet, oddly enough, I found they had something in common: Both are less about anything real than about other movies. Rejects is a self-conscious pastiche of ’70s horror films, aimed at an audience that reveres The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. And Australia is for people who love Hollywood romance because it could never happen in real life. Although it dramatizes some historical realities — the Japanese bombing of Darwin in 1942; the colonial government’s cruel policies regarding indigenous Australians — it’s mainly a big, splashy collage of things that have only ever existed on the silver screen. There’s the prissy, proper, preachy but also plucky heroine, Lady Sarah Ashley (Nicole Kidman). There’s the rough-hewn but decent hero (Hugh Jackman). There’s a brutish villain (David Wenham) who practically twirls his moustache. There’s a big-eyed, adorable half-Aboriginal kid (Brandon Walters) who narrates the film to give it a sense of child-like wonder. Luhrmann has always been guilty of using stock characters, clichés and cornball comedy to fill what space is left by his breakneck pace and flamboyant production design. But in Strictly Ballroom he had great, unexplored subject matter; in Romeo + Juliet he had Shakespeare’s words to give weight to his love story; and in Moulin Rouge! he had a few unforgettable musical numbers. Australia has none of these things. It doesn’t even have
much of Luhrmann’s notorious MTV editing, though the story does move in strange fits and starts. When Lady Ashley arrives from England, determined to sell the outback ranch where her husband has secluded himself, the director delivers the region’s political backstory by cutting frenetically among several simultaneous conversations. Cattle baron “King” Carney (Bryan Brown) plots to take advantage of the naïve newcomer, while army officers seeking cheaper beef for their soldiers hope she can break his monopoly, and the townspeople chime in like a chorus. The whole thing plays like an ensemble musical number in search of a jaunty tune. It’s followed by a scene where Kidman meets Jackman in a slapstick bar fight, which ends with her lingerie being tossed hither and yon as she shrieks in school-marmish dismay. Later, Australia moves into less silly and more traditionally epic territory. After a creepy sequence where Kidman arrives at the isolated ranch to find her husband’s corpse pierced by a spear, it’s time for romance.
Since Jackman’s character has no name in the film but The Drover, he’s the natural choice to help her drive her husband’s cattle to the sea and break Carney’s monopoly. The film’s most kinetic scenes take place on this spectacular (but clearly CGI-assisted) cattle drive. Once it’s over, the movie might as well be. But it keeps going for an hour more, so that Luhrmann can add more romantic travails, more fake outs where a character appears to die but doesn’t and more blowing things up. The mix might work if Kidman’s and Jackman’s characters were even slightly individualized. But Luhrmann seems to prefer icons to people. He even uses an Australian version of the so-called “magical Negro” who pops up in American movies solely to offer guidance to white characters. The Aborigine child’s grandfather is a shaman who’s always perched in some high place watching events unfold, ready to work his magic when the good guys need a deus ex machina. He’s played by David Gulpilil, who narrated Ten Canoes and has been a presence in Australian film since he showed teenaged Jenny Agutter the ways of the outback in Walkabout. In short, he serves to remind us there have been far better films about Down Under. There’s no reason directors shouldn’t make movies that are elaborate homages to the film genres they love. But when they do it once too often — like Rob Zombie with his Halloween remake, or Luhrmann here — it starts to feel less like tribute and more like regurgitation. Here’s to something new. MARGOT HARRISON
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wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Four Christmases 6:40. Twilight 6:50. Bolt 6:30. Quantum of Solace 7. friday 5 — thursday 11 Twilight 10 a.m. (Sat only), 1:20 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 9. Bolt 10 a.m. (Sat only), 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 8:15. Four Christmases 10 a.m. (Sat only), 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9. Quantum of Solace 7, 9. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 10 a.m. (Sat only), 1:10 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun). Times subject to change. See http:// users.adelphia.net/~silverscreen.
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Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 3 — thursday 4 Australia 12, 3:15, 6:30, 9:45. Bolt 12:15, 2:30, 4:45, 7, 9:15. Changeling 12:30, 3:20. Four Christmases 12:30, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:30. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 12, 2, 4, 6, 8, 10. Quantum of Solace 12:25, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:40. Role Models 6:10, 8:10, 10:15. Transporter 3 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 10. Twilight 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. friday 5 — thursday 11 *Punisher: War Zone 12:45, 3, 5:15, 7:30, 9:45. Australia 12:20, 4, 7:40. Bolt 12:15, 2:25, 4:40, 7, 9:15. Four Christmases 12:30, 2:50, 5:10, 7:15, 9:30. Madagascar: Escape 2 Africa 12, 2, 4, 6, 8. Quantum of Solace 12:25, 2:45, 5, 7:25, 9:40. Role Models 9:50. Transporter 3 12:40, 3, 5:20, 7:40, 10. Twilight 12, 2:30, 5, 7:30, 10. Times subject to change. See www. essexcinemas.com.
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Beet the System Learning how to dig winter’s bounty: root vegetables BY SUZANNE PODHAIZER
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trolling the aisles of Burlington’s first-ever Winter Farmers’ Market last month, hundreds of shoppers selected fruit tarts, cuts of meat, cheeses and the season’s last frilly heads of red and green leaf lettuce. Many seemed to find the selection of cold-hearty root vegetables less enticing, despite the rainbow of colors on display. State Rep. David Zuckerman, owner of Full Moon Farm, said he expected to sell out of everything except a big tote filled with purple-tinged rutabagas. Why were the sweet and earthy rutabagas left behind? Why do so many owners of winter farm shares groan when they find another bag full of dirt-encrusted lumps? Perhaps because root vegetables aren’t the best-known or most accessible treats: Just ask the average home cook to tell the difference between a rutabaga and a turnip. Or to name 10 easy ways to prepare parsnips. If those quandaries aren’t enough of a deterrent, consider the celeriac, which may be the least attractive subject of the root vegetable kingdom. Hairy and gnarled, with dirt clinging to their numerous nooks and crevices, celeriac are difficult to clean and peel, assuming you even know what they are. Confronted with these warty specimens, a shopper might just turn and run. But a root novice who rises to the challenge will find delicious, celery-like flavor in a better-textured package. In fact, cele-
riac is a perfect addition to any dish that calls for its stringy, watery cousin: Think bread stuffing, soup or slaw. We think roots are tops, so we’ve put together a guide to selecting and storing five you’ve probably seen, but may not know how to handle. Carrots didn’t make the list because, frankly, we figure you’re all set with those.
Selection: All roots should be firm and heavy for their size, without discoloration or soft spots. If it’s wrinkled, don’t buy it. Small to medium roots generally taste better than their massive counterparts. Sometimes beets, turnips and rutabagas come with leaves attached. This is great, because such leaves are edible and nutritious. They should be bright green and healthy looking. Storage: Any leaves should be removed and stored separately; they can suck the moisture out of the roots. Roots are best stored without washing and do well in cool, dark places. (Between 32 and 40 degrees is best.) For extended storage, unless you have a root cellar, wrap them loosely in plastic and put them in your fridge’s “crisper” drawer.
ROOTING OUT THE SPECS BEETS Beets, which are closely related to chard, spinach and quinoa, come in a variety of colors: Although most are red, you can also find white, golden, pink and colorful bull’s-eyepatterned specimens. The juice stains, so be cautious when peeling or chopping them.
has just 58 calories and ample portions of vitamin C, iron and magnesium. It also contains a hefty dose of dietary fiber, folate, potassium and manganese.
Nutrition: Beets are higher in sugar than any other vegetable, but they’re also packed with nutrients. A one-cup serving of raw beets
Trivia: 1. In his novel Jitterbug Perfume, Tom Robbins calls beets “the most intense of vegetables” and “the melancholy vegetable, the one most willing to suffer. You can’t squeeze blood out of a turnip . . . ” 2. The Romans considered beet juice an aphrodisiac. 3. President-elect Obama doesn’t feel the love. Beets are one of his least favorite foods. >> 04B
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Nutrition: High in fiber, this veggie is a good source of vitamin B6, magnesium and manganese, and an excellent source of vitamins C and K, potassium and phosphorus. A cup of raw celeriac has 66 calories.
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Trivia: 1. Because celeriac stems are hollow, they are sometimes cut to straw length and used to suck up Bloody Marys. 2. It’s also referred to as “celery root,â€? “soup celery,â€? “turnip-rooted celeryâ€? and “knob celery.â€? 3. CĂŠleri rĂŠmoulade may be the most famous celeriac dish. Thin strips are covered in a sauce made from mayonnaise, herbs, and capers or mustard. 4. Contrary to what you may read on the Internet, celery root is not simply the root of the plant that we call celery, although the two are closely related. 5. Like many root vegetables, celeriac is thought to be an aphrodisiac. Legend has it that famed consort Madame du Barry regularly served her lover, King Louis XV, a soup made from the gnarled root.
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PARSNIPS Parsnips look like carrots that have had the wind knocked out of them. Pale, fibrous and thick skinned, they should be peeled before eating.
Nutrition: Although they have less sugar than beets, these pale, sweettasting roots are higher in calories, at 100 per raw cup. Luckily, that same serving size delivers a whopping dose of vitamin C and 37 percent of the recommended daily allowance of vitamin K. In addition, parsnips are a good source of potassium and a great one of dietary fiber, folate and manganese. Trivia: 1. Although the word “parsnip� sounds like a nifty combination of “parsley� and “turnip,� the name actually stems from the Latin word for a two-pronged fork. 2. Poison hemlock is a close relative of the wild parsnip, and one is easily mistaken for the other. So unless you’re a knowledgeable forager, don’t try to harvest parsnips in the wild. 3. Before the introduction of potatoes to North America, parsnips were much more common in cuisine than they are today. 4. Parsnips grow best in cool climates with shorter growing seasons, making them a perfect Vermont crop. They taste best when left in the ground until the temperature approaches freezing. 5. Parsnip wine is a favorite in Britain.
They’re so popular in Sweden that Brits call ’em “Swedes.� 3. Ithaca, New York, holds an annual “rutabaga curling� championship, patterned after the Olympic ice sport, which regularly draws more than 100 contestants. No turnips allowed. 4. Before pumpkins were commonly carved to make jack-o’-lanterns, folks took knives to their rutabagas and turnips and filled the hollows with glowing embers. These were intended to scare away evil spirits. 5. Famed Chicago poet Carl Sandburg penned a volume of children’s tales titled Rootabaga Stories and a sequel called Rootabaga Pigeons. Many take place in the village of “Liver and Onions.�
TURNIPS Whiter than rutabagas, turnips are a little less sweet and have a hint of radish-like heat. Baby turnips, grown by several area farmers, are sweeter and have less bite than the bigger varieties. Nutrition: The lowest calorie contender of all our roots, at 36 per raw cup, turnips are great for folks working on healthy weight loss. The wonder veg is blessed with a great deal of vitamin B6, folate,
RUTABAGAS The humble, yellow and purple rutabagas used to be less obscure than they are today. But their great flavor and nutritional content are bringing them back in vogue. Nutrition: Earthy and sweet, a single cup of raw rutabaga delivers a whopping 58 percent of your daily vitamin C requirement and a hearty helping of calcium. The rutabaga is no slouch when it comes to thiamin, vitamin B6, folate, magnesium, phosphorus, potassium or manganese, either. One raw cup contains 50 calories. Trivia: 1. There’s a reason rutabagas look a lot like turnips. Botanists believe they are a cross between turnips and cabbages that originated in the Middle Ages. 2. The name comes from the Swedish word rotabagge, which means “round root.�
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Joanna Murray and Shawn Morse, co-owners of Morse Associates, a web design and IT support business in Colchester, do a bunch of their business over grub. “We meet our clients and potential clients at lunch,� Murray explains. But without knowing which specials adorn the menu on a given day, frequent lunchers may find it hard to select a place to chow down. That’s why the couple, along with a pair of silent partners, decided to create a new service dedicated to serving up that information, Web 2.0-style. America Orders, set to launch in January, will act as a matchmaker of sorts between restaurants that offer daily lunch specials and folks who want to devour them. Consumers get the goods for free by completing a simple sign-up process. A daily email with a web link hooks them up with nearby dishes du jour. Restaurants pay a fee to participate. “We’re hoping to help everybody connect,� Murray says. She also hopes interested folks will start jumping on the bandwagon early. “The phase of the project right now is just collecting data and getting people to sign up, so we can say to the restaurants, ‘We have 1000 people in the Burlington area who want to see your lunch menus,’� she explains. To help drum up business, the America Orders entrepreneurs created MySpace and Facebook pages and have been hanging up flyers in eateries around town. “A couple of restaurants showed interest,� Murray says.
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On a recent list released by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, Vermont ranked as the 14th hungriest state in the Union. Lean times, indeed. But on the brighter side, Vermonters are getting creative in their efforts to combat food insecurity. Here are a few unique approaches . . . If you’re the kind of hunter who loves stalking a deer through the frozen woods but isn’t keen on stewing up the venison, the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf wants to hear from you. In 2007, according to a recent report on WCAX, hunters dropped off 150 pounds of fresh and frozen deer and moose meat. It’s a great way to control the cervidal population and feed the hungry. But if you’re eager to get a buck off the back of your truck, take note: Carcasses are not accepted. Meat must be properly butchered before donation. After Matthew Manning threw a whipped-cream pie in Governor Douglas’ face during Montpelier’s Fourth of July parade, he pled guilty to a charge of disorderly conduct. Not to mention wasting food. So the court made his punishment fit his crime. Manning was sentenced to five days on work crew
and asked to make a donation of $21.35 — the amount of Douglas’ dry-cleaning bill — to the Vermont Foodbank. True, compulsory donations may not be the most reliable fundraising source. Still, the example of Bove’s is pretty encouraging. Ordered by the Vermont Attorney General to pay a fine of $5000 and donate $50,000 worth of food to the Foodbank for using the name “Bove’s of Vermont� on its labels, even though its products aren’t made in state, the Italian eatery and meatball manufacturer opted to give twice that amount. In a different vein, the folks at Green Mountain Harley-Davidson in Essex are using chili to help keep Vermonters from being, well, chilly. As part of its annual winter celebration — during which visitors drop off coats for donation to the Burlington Emergency Shelter — the Hog dealer is hosting a chili-making contest. On December 6 at 12:30 p.m., judges will make the Crock-Pot rounds and decide whose chili reigns supreme. According to a press release, “Trophies and prizes will be given for . . . heartiest, spiciest and most unique.� Apparently the judges are hot for creative names, too.
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The soft-hearted members of a vegan group called Friends of Animals are hoping to keep Green Mountain College students from committing sow-icide. As part of the school’s Farm and Food Project, students have been growing organic vegetables and raising heritage breeds of sheep, pigs and chickens. They’re also tasked with choosing which animals will be slaughtered and served in the college’s dining hall. Currently, six pigs are waiting on death row, and FOA hopes to find sanctuary for them rather than allow them to meet their maker. The group suggests contacting the college’s farm manager, Kenneth Mulder, to plead for the lives of the GMC Six. According to FOA’s website, “The Farm and Food Project boasts that it is ‘practicing the solutions’ to ‘soil erosion, global hunger and malnutrition, agricultural pollutants in our drinking water, or climate change.’ Raising, killing and commodifying animals is not part of the solution . . .� Looks like the groups will have to agree to disagree. The Farm and Food Project web page says, “Students gain real knowledge and skills that empower them to produce vegetables, meat and eggs — either for themselves or for their communities — while actually sequestering carbon, conserving and producing topsoil, and reducing our reliance on fossil fuels.�
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5) To finish, season with fresh chopped chives and cracked black pepper. VERMONT ROASTED ROOTS by Jamie Eisenberg, Executive Chef of Healthy Living Root Ingredients: 3 cups parsnips, peeled and cut into 1-inch rounds 3 cups beets, diced large 3 cups carrots, peeled and cut into rounds diagonally 2 cups sweet potatoes, peeled and diced large 1/4 cup vegetable oil Salt and pepper to taste Marinade Ingredients: 1/4 cup maple syrup 2 tablespoons tamari 2 tablespoons cider vinegar 1 tablespoon Dijon mustard 1 tablespoon ginger 1 tablespoon garlic, minced 1) Toss the parsnips with vegetable oil, salt and pepper. Spread on a cookie sheet. 2) Repeat with carrots, beets and sweet potatoes, and roast at
Like many root vegetables, celeriac is thought to be an aphrodisiac. Legend has it that famed consort Madame du Barry regularly served her lover, King Louis XV, a soup made from the gnarled root. ROOT RECIPES: GRATIN OF BEETS AND APPLES WITH GOAT CHEESE AND HORSERADISH by Steven Obranovich, Chef-Proprietor of Claire’s Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick This recipe can be made with a combination of any root vegetables, such as celery root, parsnips, rutabagas or turnips. Be experimental and try other cheeses in place of goat, such as Bonnieview’s Coomersdale or Jasper Hill’s Constant Bliss. The last caveat for this dish is that the horseradish is essential, as are the nuts. Enjoy as a side dish, or form individual gratins to start a meal. Either way — just eat your beets! Ingredients: 3 pounds beets (Look for Chioggia, gold and white ones from Pete’s Greens.) 1/4 cup apple cider vinegar 12 apples, cut off the core and diced small (no need to peel) One stick of butter 2 cups apple cider (Try to find it unpasteurized from a farm stand.) 12 oz. goat cheese 1 1/2 tablespoons salt 1 tablespoon each pepper and nutmeg, freshly ground 2 tablespoons rosemary and thyme, picked and chopped fine 1/2 cup fresh horseradish, peeled and grated on a box grater or Microplane, or chopped fine in a food processor 1 cup heavy cream (Try Butterworks.) 3/4 cup whole milk
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For the past 20-plus years or so, New Englanders have known brothers Bobby and Dannis Hackney as the dynamic duo behind seminal Vermont reggae band Lambsbread. These days, reggae bands in the Green Mountains are about as novel as, well, jam bands — and they’re often one in the same. But that wasn’t always the case. Long before our hills were alive with the sound of irie music — or rather, when most of the current crop of Rasta wannabes were still in diapers — the brothers Hackney were legitimizing locally made reggae throughout New England. But what most people probably don’t realize is that the Hackneys almost never made it here. Were it not for the folly of a misguided record exec, Bobby and Dannis might have been Detroit punk-rock legends instead of Vermont reggae institutions. The scene was the Motor City, 1974. Like many African American teenagers at the time, Bobby, Dannis and brother David’s musical influences came more from the sounds of Motown and Stax than the ferocious racket emanating from clubs such as Detroit’s Grande Ballroom or CBGB’s in New York City. But live performances from iconic proto-punkers Iggy and The Stooges and The MC5 opened the Hackneys to an entirely new world of music. Newly inspired by acts such as Led Zeppelin and The Who, they set out to deliver their own take on heavy rock and recorded a DIY demo tape in their mother’s garage under the name Death. The demo wound up in the hands of Stax producer Don Davis, who would properly record the band at the legendary United Sound Recording Studios. Though traditionally an R&B producer, Davis was stunned by the Hackney’s unbridled punk energy. Eventually, the resulting singles found their way to Columbia Records President Clive Davis, who became enamored with the group and was ready to offer them a contract. But, as with any deal with the Devil, there was a catch. They had to change the name. The Hackneys refused, headed east and, long story short, Death was dead. Until now. The eight tunes recorded with Don Davis have recently been unearthed. This coming February, they will be released for the first time as a whole under the title For the Whole World to See. Given that since 1976 these songs have been heard by precious few ears — and that one of the only known surviving 7-inch singles was recently auctioned off to a Detroit collector for $800 — the news is cause for celebration, especially for punk-history buffs. Though we’ll have to wait a few months to hear all the tunes in their original incarnations, Vermonters will have a chance to hear some Friendly On-site Computer Support of them recreated this weekend. Bobby Hackney’s son, Bobby Jr., will be performing his father’s tunes with his band Rough Francis. Check
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:: northern BAYSIDE PAVILION: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. BEE’S KNEES: Folk By Association (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: The Attic (jam), 9 p.m., Free. JD’S PUB: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. THE MATTERHORN: The Heavy Pets (jam), 9 p.m., $5. RUSTY NAIL: Lotus Entertainment Presents DJ Russell (mash up), 10 p.m., $5.
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Langdon St. CafÊ, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015. Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rà Rå Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night CafÊ, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stonecutters Brewhouse, 14 N. Main St., Barre, 476-6000. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vergenes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 802-877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765. Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935. Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.
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SAT.06 << 13B TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 10 p.m., $3.
:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Janet Feld (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: The Attic (jam), 9 p.m., Free. THE MATTERHORN: The Kelly Ravin Band (roots-rock), 9 p.m., $5. MUSIC BOX: The Ira Friedman Trio (jazz), 7:30 p.m., $10. AA. PIECASSO: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. RUSTY NAIL: Lotus Entertainment Presents DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.
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WHISTLING DIXIE :: A little bit country, a little bit rock ‘n’ roll, Montpelier’s Dixie
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MONOPOLE: Capital Zen (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TABU CAFÉ AND NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.
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1/2 LOUNGE: FunkWagon (funk), 10 p.m., Free. BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EXPOSITION: Lokum (Turkish gypsy), 12 p.m., $3/6. CLUB METRONOME: Family Night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+). FRANNY O’S: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.
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GRAND MAPLE BALLROOM, DAVIS CENTER, UVM: Reel Big Fish (ska), 7 p.m., $10/20. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Mike Doughty, Jennings (singersongwriters), 7:30 p.m., $16/18. AA. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Pine Street Jazz with Matt Wright, 6 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. NIGHTCRAWLERS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Nathaniel Plasha (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Tom Waits Birthday Bash (Tom Waits tribute), 8 p.m., Free. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: Irish Session, 5 p.m., Free.
:: central LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Winter Concert Series: The Points North (folk), 3 p.m., Donations.
:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Cody Michaels (singersongwriter), 12 p.m., Donations. David Murphey (roots), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.
MON.08 :: burlington area
1/2 LOUNGE: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Ceili Open Session (Irish), 7 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: Acoustic Monday with Ryan McCrea & Connor McQuade (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Live Music, 9 p.m., NA. RADIO BEAN: Open Mike, 8 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: Lendway (indie-rock), 9 p.m., Free.
:: central LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.
TUE.09 :: burlington area
LEUNIG’S: Juliet McVicker, Dan Skea & John Rivers (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Celtic Party Night (Irish), 7 p.m., Free. NECTAR’S: Rock Tuesday, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. Poets’ Jam with Trevien Stanger, 9:30 p.m., Free.
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RADIO BEAN: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Z Mecca (indie), 8:30 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (country), 10 p.m., $3. RED SQUARE: World Bashment with Demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.
:: central CHARLIE O’S: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Theresa Storch & Stephen Bacon (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. MAIN STREET GRILL AND BAR: Polyester (‘70s dance party), 7 p.m., Free. STONECUTTERS BREWHOUSE: Open Mike, 7 p.m., Free.
:: northern BEE’S KNEES: Lesley Grant & Mike Burris (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations. PIECASSO: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.
WED.10 :: burlington area
JP’S PUB: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.
LEUNIG’S: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LINCOLN INN TAVERN: Eagle Country Rockadilly (country), 7 p.m., Free. THE MONKEY HOUSE: The Villanelles, The Howlies, The King Left (indie), 9 p.m., $3. NECTAR’S: An Evening with W.E.S.T. (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. NIGHTCRAWLERS: Leno & Young (rock), 7 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free.
RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Grippo/Sklar Quintet (funk-jazz), 8 p.m., Free. SECOND FLOOR: Superstar Karaoke with Robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.
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CHARLIE O’S: Mark Legrand (country), 10 p.m., Free. LANGDON STREET CAFÉ: Cahleen David Morrison (folk), 8 p.m., Donations. Jay Ekis (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Donations.
:: regional
CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: Open Bluegrass Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.
BEE’S KNEES: Colin McCaffrey (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations.
MONOPOLE: Open Mike, 9 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Beyond Guitar Hero, 8 p.m., Free. >
:: champlain valley CITY LIMITS: Shooter Night, 5 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.
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ERIN MCDERMOTT AND THE DIXIE RED DELIGHTS, BEAR HOOT
JAY EKIS, TOUCHED BY WAR (Self-released, CD)
(Halogen Records, CD) Vermont suffers no shortage of twang. From Starline Rhythm Boys to the Lowell Thompson Band, to various Brett Hughes or Mark Legrand-led projects and a plethora of variously country-tinged outfits in between, the Green Mountains State is an Americana hotbed. The latest entry to the (alt)countrypolitan fold comes by way of Montpelier quartet Erin McDermott & The Dixie Red Delights. The group, which also includes double bassist Jen Wells, drummer Ben Roy and guitarist Doug Perkins (Smokin’ Grass), is already a favorite in the state’s hot pickin’ epicenter of central Vermont. And with their debut album Bear Hoot — released on the capital city’s Halogen Records — it’s easy to see why. Led by vocalist-songwriter McDermott and her formidable pipes, the band trades in upbeat, mostly agreeable grooves. Swingin’ album opener “Never a Kid” sets the standard with a toe-tapping country-blues shuffle. Perkins is typically immaculate, unleashing fiery acoustic licks throughout. Purists and snarky critics may find the tune falls a little too close to jam-pop for comfort. But, hey, it’s got a beat and you can dance to it, which should be plenty good enough to satisfy The Point FM crowd. “Time Remains” follows and, depending on your predilection for bouncy groove-pop, is either generically uplifting, or nauseatingly saccharine. In either case, the tune is the blandest of the disc’s 14 cuts. But it gets better. And quickly. McDermott almost lost me with the next track, “Renewable Vermont Hippie Dream.” Given the earnestness of the previous offerings, the song’s wince-inducing road-trip-rock feel might have some listeners scrambling for the fast-forward button. But hang on a sec. The tune is not a sugary ode to hippie livin’. It’s a tonguein-cheek condemnation. And a damned good one. McDermott unflinchingly takes aim at the state’s not insignificant pseudo-hippie set and likely harshes more than a few mellows — and in turn, mellows a harsh rock critic. Following Perkins’ deliciously ironic Yngwie Malmsteen-inspired double-guitar shredding — no, really — she closes the song by stating, “And we are all living / the renewable Vermont / hypocritical Vermont / Trustafarian Vermont hippie scene.” OK, Erin. You got me. On the remainder of Bear Hoot, McDermott proves to be one sassy songwriter. While the album does not lack for sappy moments (“Spring Has Sprung,” “Weeping Willow”), it largely delivers catchy, sturdily constructed Americana and is ultimately a fine addition to Vermont’s ever-growing population of twanginfused acts. Erin McDermott & The Dixie Red Delights celebrate the release of Bear Hoot this Saturday at Montpelier’s Black Door Bar & Bistro. DAN BOLLES
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Central Vermont tunesmith Jay Ekis is back with his first studio offering in three years. While his 2005 debut, The Hidden Jar, presented an artist grappling with the scope of his influences and ultimately failing to rise above them, his latest effort, Touched by War, displays a remarkable leap in both depth and style. “Fire” leads off and almost serves as a declaration of intent. Unlike his debut, which often tried to corral too many influences — and felt mincingly insecure as a result — the slow burning, mid-tempo ballad builds on a basic but powerful foundation: engaging melody, efficient arrangement and a big, sweeping hook at the chorus. It’s a rock song, nothing more. But it’s a good one. The next tune, “Guns and Stone,” is a driving four-four rocker. Again, Ekis keeps it simple with similarly pleasing results. Lyrically, the tune might represent his most effective work. A condemnation of war and the lies that lead us there, he sings, with just a hint of Billy Bragg-esque bravado, “You don’t have to walk on water to know right from wrong / You don’t have to be a DJ to know you’re hearing the same old song / Ancient melodies made out of guns and stone / The harps of angels play, but the Devil plays his own.” The title cut is my personal favorite, with mild undertones of Gimme Fiction-era Spoon. Ekis is no Britt Daniel — few are — but he has a similar knack for airtight, minimalist pop hooks. And there is no better example of that than this tune. “Bleed” is a touching, if chilling, acoustic ballad. Stripped of full accompaniment, Ekis’ smooth baritone proves swooning and emotive. “Ride Free” is a rambling little sixeight country weeper about — what else? —good love gone bad. Alt-country chanteuse Mia Adams adds appropriately woozy backing vocals. The country vibe continues on “Shannon” with a shuffling train beat courtesy of drummer Phil Carr. Lead guitarist Brian Clark, largely restrained to this point, lets loose with some nifty lines that would make Old 97s Ken Bethea proud. Ekis’ own roaring guitar work is a nice touch as well. After stumbling a bit with “Down” but recovering nicely with “(It’s) Just a Fact,” Ekis awkwardly closes out the album with “Quiet Voices.” Ironically, with only guitar, voice and organ — the latter played by Ron Yost — it’s the simplest cut on the album. But Ekis seems to overestimate his range, finishing the song with a series of increasingly bizarre vocal flourishes. It’s an unfortunate end to an otherwise fine effort. Missteps aside, with Touched by War, Jay Ekis has taken great strides toward cementing his place among the state’s stoutest songwriters.
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AARON FLINN’S SALAD DAYS, OROBOROS
PATRICK FITZSIMMONS, SO BEAUTIFUL SO BLUE (Self-released, CD)
(Sun God Records, CD) Good music has gotta have heart. But how many albums actually have a heartbeat? Like, literally? On his seventh album, Oroboros, released in September, prolific Vermont songwriter Aaron Flinn enlists the help of a very special musical guest, his then-unborn daughter Ruby True Flinn. The newest addition to the Flinn household lends percussion support via a sonogram recording of her heartbeat while in the womb. It’s a neat trick, to be sure. And the resulting album is — intentional pun alert! — a heartfelt ode to the wondrous and, at times, agonizing anticipation of a new child in a rapidly changing world. Ruby makes her (impending) presence felt early. In fact, her oddly squishy pulse is the first sound we hear as it sets the tempo for the album’s upbeat opener, “I Want You.” As it turns out, the kid (embryo?) has already got rhythm. But given her talented multi-instrumentalist pop, that shouldn’t come as a surprise. And speaking of Flinn, the song finds him in pretty solid form, as well. While he’s backed by his Salad Days cohorts throughout much of the rest of the disc, here Flinn takes complete charge of the proceedings and plays all the instruments himself — save for one, obviously. He deftly winds a swooning bass line, punchy piano and searing slide guitar licks around Ruby’s driving heartbeat. All the while, he croons to his new arrival in his familiar, booming baritone, “I want you.” Mom Sarah Flinn chimes in with backing vocals on what is easily one of the most cleverly arranged tunes of the year. An oroboros is a Greek symbol representing the cyclical nature of life. It is fitting, then, that Ruby provides the introduction to the disc, especially as she is really the star of the show. Aside from her cardiac cameo — and the numerous pictures of her gracing the album’s liner notes — Ruby is the inspiration for much of the album’s material. It is on these songs that Flinn fully hits his stride, lyrically and melodically. In particular, “Ruby Red,” “Tiny Love” and album closer “The Wait” find him forcefully but tenderly addressing many facets of impending fatherhood. Oroboros is a fine addition to Aaron Flinn’s increasingly voluminous canon. Longtime fans will enjoy his trademark wry wordplay and adventurous arrangements. Those new to Flinn’s work will be introduced to a unique Vermont artist with a gift for unconventionally constructed, hook-heavy pop. Catch Aaron Flinn’s Salad Days Wednesday, December 10, at Good Times Café in Hinesburg. DAN BOLLES
You can take the man out of the ’90s, but you can’t take the ’90s out of the man. With his fifth full-length solo release, So Beautiful So Blue, Bristol-based songwriter Patrick Fitzsimmons continues to till the familiar but fertile folk-rock soil he trod as the drummer for 1990s alt-folk outfit From Good Homes. In their heyday, the band achieved modest success not unlike that of similarly commercially underappreciated but critically aclaimed Del Amitri and Emmett Swimming. But those were heady and competitive times for sensitive-guy rock. The band called it quits in 1999 without reaching the pinnacle of flannel-clad sadsack stardom. But Fitzsimmons presses on, unabashedly embracing much of the aesthetic that made that era of music so appealing — at least to depressed white guys: bouncy pop melodies balanced with melancholic, heart-on-sleeve lyricism and just a touch of melodramatic, sentimental earnestness. Fitzsimmons is an immensely talented singer. With a shimmering, silken delivery, he is effortlessly emotive. From the opening track, “Gone Like a River,” and in numerous instances throughout the album, it’s hard not to draw comparisons to Counting Crows front man Adam Duritz, a poster child for ’90s melancholia. On this tune in particular, the similarity is striking; the song could reasonably pass as an outtake from Recovering the Satellites. If you were an aforementioned sad white guy back then, you know that’s not a bad thing. For a time, From Good Homes enjoyed major-label bliss on RCA Records. It appears Fitzsimmons has not forgotten those days, as So Beautiful is exquisitely and professionally produced and arranged. While the album’s glossy sheen is largely an attribute, there is a fine line between wistful and cheesy. And the quickest way to blur that line is by overproducing, as has been done to “So Far.” The song’s saxophone interludes tread a little too close to ponytailed Kenny G schmaltz for comfort. Maudlin moments notwithstanding, So Beautiful So Blue reveals a mature songwriter near the peak of his abilities. Fitzsimmons may not possess the jagged edge of the current crop of overwrought indie singersongwriters, but that’s OK. Wide eyed and heartfelt, his music ably and honestly recalls a simpler period of American pop music. It is retro in the finest, and blissfully unironic, sense of the word. Patrick Fitzsimmons performs at the Ripton Community Coffeehouse this Friday, December 5.
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WED.03 activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. PUZZLE HOP RECEPTION: Pick up a map to the many decorated puzzle pieces displayed at businesses as part of the statewide program Art Fits Vermont. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077. ‘TAKING FLIGHT’: Works-in-progress from two Middlebury seniors set off “dance experiments” by a new batch of student choreographers. Dance Studio, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.
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GLOBAL BEAT, LOCAL FEAT Boston world musician Guy Mendilow’s resume makes him sound like an international man of mystery: Raised all over the globe, he began touring at age 10. Since then, the fine-featured singer-songwriter has raised his voice at such activist hot spots as Chiapas, Mexico, and the School of the Americas. A host of cultural influences show up in the repertoire Mendilow plays with his four-member band, featuring instruments that range from a Brazilian berimbau da barriga (“jaw harp of the stomach”) to an African “thumb piano” to Mendilow’s own versatile voice, which can produce two tones at once. Before playing four weekend shows at the Vermont International Festival, Mendilow (pictured) and his band drop in for a full evening at the “Benefit for Betty,” organized to help fund the treatment of a local 6-year-old diagnosed with acute lymphocytic leukemia. ‘BENEFIT FOR BETTY’
Friday, December 5, 7 p.m. at the College Street Congregational Church in Burlington. $20; kids ages 10 and younger can attend for a donation. Info, 863-5966. www.guymendilow.com www.eventsfortom.org
‘A CONVERSATION ON RACE’: The Undoing Racism Coalition sponsors a community talk by South Burlington Chief of Police Trevor Whipple, describing local law enforcement efforts toward unbiased policing. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-5612. ECO-SEW STUFFIES: Need stocking stuffers? Fingers fly to create cute critters from recycled fabrics. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@ thebobbin.com. GIFT BASKET WRAPPING: Folks who like to wrap and rap get to work preparing donated books for needy families. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘SOLAR INDUSTRY NIGHT’: Members of the local chapter of the International Brotherhood of Electrical Workers educate contractors about new training in working with renewable energy systems. Call to preregister. Room 427, UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 8645864, ext. 15, mlash@ibewlocal300. org. VBSR GET-TOGETHER: Following a community service project, the public joins members of Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility on a tour of a local ice cream company’s HQ. Ben & Jerry’s, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8347.
food & drink CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: Confectioners pull, roll and twist striped seasonal sweets, then let each visitor take a turn. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 11 a.m. $6 includes a self-made candy cane. Info, 253-9591. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.
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It takes a village to send season’s greetings overseas in the Essex Community Players’ new show Please Come Home: A Christmas Journey. The family of a serviceman in Iraq can’t contact him directly, because he’s incommunicado on a secret mission. So they decide to give him the sights and sounds of home by organizing a town-wide pageant and taping it at a local TV station. Director Jenny Pitzer says she and author Brett Thompson “have a number of friends who have served in the military in the past” — one, Vince Dober of the Vermont National Guard, appears in the show. The holiday pageant is a tradition for this amateur theater company, the second oldest in New England, and this year the Players celebrate their half-century of family fun by inviting the audience to mingle for free cookies and punch after the curtain falls.
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‘PLEASE COME HOME: A CHRISTMAS JOURNEY’
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VERBAL GYMNASTICS The art of Universes has been given many names, from “Afro-Latin theater” to “hip-hop theater” to “the city’s beat, with an iambic heat.” (The last one comes from The New York Times.) But the four members of the New York ensemble, who met in the open-mike scene, prefer to call themselves simply “poets.” In widely touring shows with names like Slanguage, they bring together music, wordplay, movement and a dense network of cultural references to express a frank, urban consciousness that respects its tangled roots. Mildred Ruiz wields her powerhouse vocals on tunes ranging from gospel to blues to Spanish boleros, while Gamal Abdel Chasten and Ninja unleash word barrages, and Steven Sapp plays emcee. In “Live From the Edge,” the fearsome foursome showcase some of their best shorts and preview their in-process post-Katrina epic Ameriville.
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Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: Eight days of snow-centric cinema screenings celebrate mountain sport and culture as captured by carvingedge skiers and snowboarders. See www.stowefilmfest.com for a full schedule. Various locations, Stowe, 7 p.m. $5 admission on 11/29, 12/5 and 12/6; all other screenings are free. Info, 253-9911, ext. 201. ‘THIRST’: This film debates whether water is a human right or a commodity, focusing on case studies in Bolivia, India and Stockton, California. Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘TOUGH GUISE’: The Lake Champlain Men’s Resource Center presents this documentary examining the negative effects of media portrayals of male dominance, sexism and violence. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:45-8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 434-8180.
UNIVERSES — ‘LIVE FROM THE EDGE’
Friday and Saturday, December 5 & 6, 8 p.m. at the McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, in Colchester. $25. Info, 863-5966. www.universesonstage.com
TAKE A BOW In 1992, four young, nimble-fingered siblings showed up in the tiny farm town of Jesup, Iowa. Recipients of an NEA grant to support rural chamber music, the Ying Quartet — violinists Timothy and Janet Ying, violist Phillip and cellist David — made their strings sing for audiences from six to 600. Since then, the Yings have maintained their commitment to keeping classical music current — and cool. Their “No Boundaries” New York concert series brought actors, dancers and a noodle chef onstage, while their jazz/classical collaboration with the Turtle Island Quartet won them a 2005 Grammy. Their latest album, Dim Sum, showcases flavorful tidbits from Chinese-American composers. For the Capital City Concert Series, the Rochester-based musicians go back to their roots with a string fling called “Joy and Sorrow,” featuring works by Mendelssohn, Bartók and Dvorák. THE YING QUARTET
Sunday, December 7, 4 p.m. at the Unitarian Church in Montpelier. $10-20. Info, 476-8188. www.capitalcityconcerts.org www.ying4.com
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WED.03 << 19B OPEN MIKE NIGHT: Musicians step up at a coffeehouse series showcasing local talent. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335, jerdelyi@vhfa. org. UVM JAZZ VOCAL ENSEMBLE: Students sing unique choral arrangements of genre standards, and local a cappella ensemble MapleDays Jam joins in. UVM Seven Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. 2 column 4 x 4� Free. Info, 656-3040.
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‘SEEKING THE GOOD LIFE’: Back to the land? SUNY Plattsburgh History 10:14:12 AM Prof Kevin Dann explicates rural resettlement in 20th-century Vermont. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. ‘STANLEY’S RED PYJAMAS’: Middlebury College Artist-in-Residence Jule Emerson describes the power of good costume design for the theater. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. THE ITALIAN RENAISSANCE: Champlain College Humanities Professor Nancy Nahra considers how Italy’s 15thcentury cultural resurgence changed both art and the world. Rutland Free Library, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860. ‘THE MOST DANGEROUS COUNTRY?’: Former U.S. Ambassador Peter Galbraith considers conditions in Pakistan in the wake of Benazir Bhutto’s assassination. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ‘VERMONT AS AN ENDANGERED PLACE’: Emily Wadhams, the vice-president for public policy with the National Trust for Historic Preservation, recalls how in 2004 the entire Green Mountain State was declared at risk — and offers an update on how it’s doing. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘WHY POETRY MATTERS’: Vermont versifier, novelist, critic, biographer and Middlebury College English Prof Jay Parini argues that people who don’t read poetry are missing out. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
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AUDITIONS FOR ‘LETTICE AND LOVAGE’: Actors set their caps for one of four roles in the Middlebury Community Players’ February production of this comedy by British playwright Peter Shaffer. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-6401. ‘WINTER TALES’: Audience members sip hot spiced cider while Vermont Stage actors deliver stories, songs and poems celebrating the cold season. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $23-31.50. Info, 863-5966.
words ALISON BECHDEL: The Vermont-based author and cartoonist offers a slide show commemorating 25 years of her nationally syndicated comic strip Dykes to Watch Out For, at a tour stop for a new book that does the same. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers consider local author Jeffrey Lent’s A Peculiar Grace, which chronicles the life and loves of a reclusive Vermont blacksmith. Lincoln Library, Lincoln, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. POETRY SERIES: Versifiers Angela Patten and Daniel Lusk read from works melding language, music and art at an interdisciplinary forum hosted by UVM English professor and poet Major Jackson. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0750.
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dance BALLROOM DANCE PRACTICE SESSION: Partner dance enthusiasts study up on steps. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-6757.
MUSIC WITH PETER: The under-5 set and their caretakers keep the beat. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. PRESCHOOL STORIES: Future readers aged 2 to 5 take in tales. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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DANCETALK SERIES: Middlebury dancers offer an informal work-inprogress showing and discussion of a project directed by artist-in-residence choreographer Leyya Tawil. Dance Studio, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.
Also, see clubdates in Section B. ADVENT CONCERT: Organist George Matthew Jr. offers seasonal music by Evelyn Simpton-Curenton, Emma Lou Diemer, Naji Hakim and Harald Genzmer. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1151. ‘AN AFTERNOON OF OPERATIC DELIGHTS’: Soprano Shyla Nelson and tenor John Tiranno perform works by Mozart, Donizetti and Puccini, accompanied by Paul Orgel on piano. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-8111. SMALL JAZZ COMBOS CONCERT: Intimate instrumental and vocal groups showcase compositions by Charlie Parker, Miles Davis, John Scofield and other genre greats. Southwick Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
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ECO-SEW MITTENS & SCARVES: Old sweaters become snappy new cold-weather gear. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. INDOOR GARDENING WORKSHOP: Learn how to bulk up on chlorophyll with a winter wheatgrass patch. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ‘WHO CAN TURN ON THE LIGHTS?’: Students strut their stuff in a talent show featuring a dance-off and karaoke, with all proceeds going to the school sponsorship of Tanzania’s Ilula Orphan Program. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 654-2536. WINTER BIRD FEEDING WORKSHOP: Mark LaBarr of Audubon Vermont and MariJo Hanbury of Blue Seal Feeds show wing watchers how to set up the avian equivalent of a winter food shelf. Call to preregister. Guy’s Farm & Yard, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3068.
food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.03, 2 p.m. LOCAL FOODS: The evening starts with a documentary about the United States’ food systems and ends with a tasting of local apples and cheeses. Carpenter Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 482-2689.
health & fitness ‘STAMP OUT AND POLISH OFF DIABETES’: Besides free glucose screenings and information about self-management, this benefit for VRDC’s education efforts offers a sale of crafts by Stampin’ Up and Silpada Jewelry. Vermont Regional Diabetes Center, South Burlington, 4:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-8889.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.03, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ‘FOOD FOR THOUGHT’: New members in grades 7-12 are always welcome to join the Teen Advisory Council for pizza, books, movies and discussion. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
ZUMBA FITNESS: Bodies get buff by keeping time with a trendy combo of aerobics and Latin dance. Olympiad Health and Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $10. Info, 310-6686.
talks ‘SPIRIT AND ACADEMIC SKILLS: CAN TEACHERS EDUCATE FOR BOTH?’: Prize-winning history teacher and writer Steven Levy asks whether one can engage students’ hearts and souls while also helping them master standardized curricula. Room 101, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2436. ‘WHY CAN’T PROGS AND DEMS GET ALONG?’: Seven Days political columnist Shay Totten asks the Queen City’s two largest left-leaning parties “What gives?” at a public forum featuring Rep. Devid Zuckerman, Rep. Johanna Leddy Donovan, City Councilor Jane Knodell and Burlington Democratic Party Chair Jake Perkinson. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5684.
FRI.05 activism AIDS RALLY: Protesters make their voices heard in front of Sen. Patrick Leahy’s office in support of sustained funding for global AIDS programs and international development. 199 Main Street, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 343-1181. BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.03, 5-5:30 p.m.
business ‘SELLING TO THE EMPLOYEES’: The Vermont Employee Ownership Center presents a workshop on an alternative path of business succession. Advance registration is required. West Mountain Inn, Arlington, 2:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-6611.
dance ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2269, elabd@ comcast.net. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: The band Impropriety inspires movers to make rural rounds of the sort favored by Jane Austen. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8-10 p.m. $5-8. Info, 899-2378. ‘MUSIC, DANCE, LIGHT’: Student dancers and musicians demo the results of in-depth study of improvisation as a performing art. Dance Studio, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $5-8. Info, 443-6433. SWING DANCE: The Middlebury College Swing Dance Club hosts the East Bay Jazz Ensemble for a night of old-time hoofing. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $10, free with Middlebury student ID. Info, 382-9222.
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‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’: Vermont Actors’ Repertory Theatre performs the holiday perennial about a tight-fisted titan who learns to give. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $10-18. Info, 775-0903. ‘DUSA, FISH, STAS & VI’: In this relationship play by Pam Gems, four women sharing a London flat struggle to find personal happiness amid personality conflicts. Hepburn Zoo, Hepburn Hall, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $1. Info, 443-6433. ‘WINTER TALES’: See WED.03, 7:30 p.m.
APPLIQUÉ NATION!: Intermediate stitchers fashion unique clothes by applying fabric swatches in nifty colors, patterns and shapes. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $40 includes instruction and vintage materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin. com. LIKEMIND MEETING: At the Queen City chapter of a worldwide networking organization, creative professionals gather to discuss new business ventures, marketing, trend forecasting, design and production. New Moon Café, Burlington, 8-10 a.m. Free. Info, jc@jedcrystal.com. TERTULIA LATINA: Latino-americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: Shoppers fete Vermont’s multicultural identity at a fair featuring crafts, entertainment and eats from all over the world. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. $3-6 tickets include readmission for all three days; free for kids age 5 and younger. Info, 863-6713.
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ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.03, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ‘PINT-SIZED SCIENCE’: Laboratory learners aged 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. SONGS & STORIES WITH MATTHEW: Matthew Witten helps kids start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956, brownell_library@yahoo. com. TODDLER TIME: Little ones aged 1-3 register ahead to get social with songs, rhymes and books. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS’: A musical by and for kids presents a fictionalized account of how Clement C. Moore was inspired to write his famous poem. Santa is sure to make an appearance! Middlebury Union High School Auditorium, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $3-5. Info, 388-0178.
movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘JOYEUX NOEL’: A 2005 film portrays the true-life truce among Scottish, German, and French frontline troops on the Christmas of 1914, followed by discussion and light holiday fare. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955, brownell_library@yahoo.com. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See WED.03, 7 p.m.
music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘A BAROQUE CHRISTMAS’: The St. Michael’s College Chorale performs the Gloria of Antonio Vivaldi and excerpts from Handel’s Messiah, with assists from organist Susan Summerfield, soprano Jess Voyer, alto Linda Radtke, tenor Robert Dockstader and an instrumental ensemble. Chapel, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ANAÏS MITCHELL: The nontraditional Vermont chanteuse performs to benefit the Summit School of Traditional Music. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 7:30-10 p.m. $15. Info, 917-1186. ‘BENEFIT FOR BETTY’: The Guy Mendilow Band boosts morale and raises funds for an area 6-year-old undergoing chemotherapy for leukemia. See calendar spotlight. College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20; kids ages 10 and younger can attend for a donation. Info, 863-5966. BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR CONCERT: The Queen City Larks join a chorus of songs from around the world, including wassails, laments and gospel tunes. First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 355-4216.
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HOLIDAY MIXER: Members and friends of the Lake Champlain Islands Chamber of Commerce sample hors d’oeuvres and a cash bar while perusing silent auction items ranging from a Sabra Field print to a computer consult. Call for reservations by 12/3. North Hero House Inn & Restaurant, North Hero, 6-9 p.m. $25. Info, 372-8400. SYRAH WINE TASTING: Oenophiles drop in to sip the sleek and refined drink. Dedalus Wine Shop, Burlington, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2368.
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HANDEL’S ‘MESSIAH’: The Vermont Philharmonic Orchestra performs the choral classic, featuring soprano Marjorie Drysdale, alto Carol Spradling, tenor David Menzies and bass Simon Chaussé. St. Augustine’s Catholic Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 476-8188. JESSE WINCHESTER: The “gentleman of leisure” who’s had tunes covered by Jimmy Buffett and Elvis Costello shares his songcraft. Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 8 p.m. $5-15. Info, 748-2600. MEG HUTCHINSON AND CHRIS PUREKA: The pair of young singer-songwriters stage their own mini-Lilith Fair in this installment of the Vermont Festivals Live Music Series. Boccelli’s on the Canal, Bellows Falls, 7 p.m. $12-20. Info, 463-9595. MIDDLEBURY COMMUNITY WIND ENSEMBLE: This 40-piece performance combo offers classical compositions and a sprinkling of seasonal songs. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. NATHAN GUNN: The baritone who graduated from Opera North’s Young Artist Program and recently appeared in the Met’s Romeo and Juliet returns for a gala recital. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H., 7 p.m. $50 or $100 with champagne reception. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘STARRY NIGHT’: The Colchester Community Chorus shares standard and nontraditional holiday songs. Colchester High School, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3910. THE ROSE ENSEMBLE: Holiday songs and stories from medieval times through the Baroque era blossom from this mixed-voice chorus. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 656-4455. UNIVERSES — ‘LIVE FROM THE EDGE’: Bronx-based rap-dance ensemble Universes showcases a brand of spoken-word theater that fuses hip-hop poetics, Spanish boleros, jazz and social issues. See calendar spotlight. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. WAYNE HOBBS: The internationally experienced opera tenor performs arias, love songs and holiday music to raise money for the Otter Creek Choral Society. Vergennes Congregational Church, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 877-2921. ‘WINTER MUSIC’: The Middlebury Community Wind Ensemble gets listeners primed for the season with gusty sounds and percussion. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Lower Lobby, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4963.
talks CLIMATE CHANGE PROJECT: Jeffrey Wolfe, who’s been trained by Al Gore to educate the public about global warming, explains the facts and what we can do in a presentation funded by a ski race organized by a local middle schooler. Stowe High School, Stowe, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7222. HEALTH AND WELLNESS SERIES: Jennifer Thoma explains her work as a doula and Reiki practitioner. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498. POSTER PRESENTATIONS: Biology students interpret visual displays of fieldwork exploring the effects of fire on plant and insect diversity, among other subjects. Third floor, Cheray Science Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. QUILT TALK: Karen Kamenetzky discusses her fiber wall hangings inspired by microscopic cellular imagery. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, 4-5 p.m. $2-5. Info, 388-2117, mmanley@ henrysheldonmuseum.org.
theater ‘A CHRISTMAS CAROL’: See THU.04, 8 p.m. ‘DUSA, FISH, STAS & VI’: See THU.04, 8 p.m. & 10 p.m. ‘PLEASE COME HOME: A CHRISTMAS JOURNEY’: In this original holiday story from the Essex Community Players, a family plots a TV pageant to reach a loved one serving overseas. See calendar spotlight. Memorial Hall, Essex, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 878-9109. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: A replacement director sees her nativity play collide head on with a family of the most inventively awful kids in history. Hyde Park Opera House, Hyde Park, 7 p.m. $12-15. Info, 888-4507. ‘THE BLUE BIRD’: As many as 60 elementary- middle- and high-school thespians take the stage for an adaptation of Maurice Maeterlinck’s fantastical 1908 play, now set in 1957 America. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 10 a.m. $4. Info, 457-3981. ‘WINTER TALES’: See WED.03, 7:30 p.m.
words MARC ESTRIN: The Burlington-based author, activist and cellist reads from and signs copies of his novel commentary The Annotated Nose. Phoenix Books, Essex, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.
SAT.06 activism TOWN MEETING: Senator Bernie Sanders hosts a discussion of the national economic climate and how it affects Vermont communities. Otter Valley Union High School, Brandon, 12 p.m. Free, includes a light brunch or lunch. Info, 800-339-9834.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ART SHOW AND SALE: Items ranging from ceramics and wood art to an energy audit go up for auction at this benefit for the innovative architecture school. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 6-10 p.m. Info, 496-5545, design/build@ yestermorrow.org . BURKLYN ARTS HOLIDAY MARKET: Shoppers browse the work of more than 50 juried local artists and snack on home-baked goods at an annual sale supporting school arts programs. Lyndon Town School, Lyndonville, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 626-6210.
dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $12. Info, 862-2269, elabd@ comcast.net. CHAMPLAIN TANGO: Montréal-based Argentine tango teacher Mylene Pelletier leads beginners in basic-yet-fancy steps. Champlain Club, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. $15. Info, 734-3135. MILONGA PORTEÑA: Argentine-style tango steppers practice strutting their stuff at a social dance party. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $10. Info, 734-3135. ‘MUSIC, DANCE, LIGHT’: See FRI.05, 8 p.m. ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: Dance students from the Vermont Ballet Theater perform Tchaikovsky’s beloved work about a Christmas Eve dream. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $20-32. Info, 635-1476.
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etc. ‘COMMUNITY-BASED APPROACHES TO ENERGY & CLIMATE CHANGE’: Planners, legislators and concerned citizens consider how Vermont towns can conserve and renew energy at a conference organized by UVM Extension and the Vermont Energy and Climate Action Network. Call or go online to preregister. Vermont Technical College, Randolph Center, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $20. Info, 223-2389, ext. 13 . CRAFTAPALOOZA: Local do-it-yourself creators show homemade items of all descriptions in between artists’ demos and Santa photo sessions. L.A.C.E., Barre, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 476-4276. ‘NATURE, HEALING AND SUSTAINABLE LIVING’: Reps from Wisdom of the Herbs School talk about how local wild plants can be used for food and holistic healing. Rhapsody Café, Montpelier, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 456-8122. SCRABBLE CLUB: Beginners and tournament players trade tips and tiles — and bond over the best board game ever. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, noon. Free. Info, 748-8291. SEWING MACHINE INTRO: Feed dogs? Zipper feet? First-timers learn the anatomy of sewing aids in a two-hour course, then take a test drive and plan an easy project. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40. Info, 802-862-7417, rachel@ thebobbin.com. TOY TRAIN SHOW AND SALE: Minilocomotives get on track to raise money for the Winooski Dollars for Scholars program. Winooski High School, Winooski, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $15, kids under 6 free. Info, 862-7634. VCAM ACCESS ORIENTATION: Would-be video producers get an overview of the facilities, policies and procedures at a local cable TV station. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692. VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL: See FRI.05, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m.
food & drink CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: See WED.03, 11 a.m. ‘KOMBUCHA!’: Health fanatics bring a jar to hold their own starter for a warming, healing beverage. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 12:30-2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. MONTPELIER WINTER FARMERS’ MARKET: Root veggies, honey, fresh mesclun and more change hands at a biweekly, off-season celebration of locally grown grub. Gymnasium, Vermont College, Montpelier, 10 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360, manager@ montpelierfarmersmarket.com. SOUP FESTIVAL AND SILENT AUCTION: Holiday shoppers take a break to taste a variety of broths, breads and beverages in support of Deaf Vermonters Advocacy Services. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $3-7. Info, 866-578-6861, soupfestival@gmail.com. WINOOSKI HOLIDAY FARMERS’ MARKET: Foodies sip free coffee or hot chocolate, while perusing local veggies and international delicacies. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 10 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392, ext. 21 .
FESTIVAL OF TREES: A tree decoration contest kicks off this auction, where paintings, vacations and various services come up for grabs along with the top 10 fancy conifers. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 775-0903. FESTIVAL OF WREATHS: The Brandon Brass provides late-afternoon backing to this holiday bazaar and silent auction benefiting the Mary Johnson Children’s Center. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. GREETING CARD WORKSHOP: Computer users bring their own electronic images, or use ones provided, to create holiday messages with Microsoft Word. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:45 a.m. $3, call to register. Info, 865-7217. HOLIDAY BAZAAR: Local crafters set out an array of knickknacks, wreaths and baked goods. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630. HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR: Holiday tchotchkes top tables at a gift bazaar of homemade and artisan items. Grand Isle School, Grand Isle, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3825. HOLIDAY FESTIVAL: Kids cuddle up to Santa and Mrs. Claus, while grown-ups peruse the fudge table and enter a raffle for a stay at the Equinox Resort in Manchester. Milton Family Community Center, Milton, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1457 . HOLIDAY TREE LIGHTING: Carolers serenade Santa seekers at this civic ceremony followed by indoor cookie decorating. City Center, Montpelier, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. HOLIDAY AND ARTISAN FAIR FOR FAMILIES: Games, crafts and a play — The Crystal Cave of the Snow Queen — divert kids while the grown-ups check out locally made gifts. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827. ‘MAKE ROOM AT THE INN’ CHRISTMAS BAZAAR: See FRI.05, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. NORTH COUNTRY CHRISTMAS CRAFT SHOW: Gift seekers support 40 local artisans presenting their wares, and sample edible treats. Hyde Park Elementary School, Hyde Park, 9 a.m. 3 p.m. Free. Info, 888-3267. POLAR DAY WINTER CELEBRATION: A Hog subs for reindeer as Santa motors in for a chili cook-off and stays for photo ops. There’s an interactive toy train display, and coat donations to the Burlington Emergency Shelter yield store discounts. Green Mountain Harley-Davidson, Essex Junction, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4778. TREE LIGHTING: Santa arrives with an antique fire truck to throw the switch on the community conifer; then fireworks at 7:45 honor the Town Hall’s centennial. Town Hall Theater, West Rutland, 7 p.m. Info, 438-2263. VERGENNES HOLIDAY STROLL: Highlights of a full day of early celebrations include breakfast and bell ringing with Old Saint Nick, a silent auction of holiday baskets, food, live music, gingerbread cookie decorating and a community tree lighting. Various locations, Vergennes, 7:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Info, 388-7951.
holidays ‘A VERMONT COUNTRY CHRISTMAS’: Visitors get festive, old-tyme Yankee style, with an elaborate electric train layout, music, a craft project, Christmas cookies and a raffle. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free for Addison County residents, $4.50-5 for others. Info, 388-2117. CHRISTMAS BAZAAR: Totes made from recycled supermarket bags, baked goods, jewelry and crocheted items are among the gifts and treats on offer. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. FESTIVAL OF LIGHTS: A free movie, outdoor scavenger hunt, artisan market, gingerbread, live music and a tour of decked-out stately homes help brighten the dark season. Various locations, Morrisville, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Most events free; house tour $15. Info, 888-5147.
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‘LEARN TO CURL’ CLINIC: Certified instructors from the Green Mountain Curling Club coach stone-sliding newbies in sweeping, strategy and on-ice etiquette. Lamoille Area Recreational Center, Morrisville, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. $25. Info, 985-2861.
‘A TASTE OF VERMONT’: Got questions about local foods? A tasting follows a tour showcasing the market’s selection. City Market, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. INDOOR GARDENING WORKSHOP: Salad eaters hear how to harvest 12 ounces of greens daily through the winter. City Market, Burlington, 12-1 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. PANCAKE BREAKFAST: Sales of griddled rounds help fund local high schoolers’ trip to Ghana next spring via the Vermont Global Village Project. American Legion Post 19, Bristol, 8-11 a.m. $8 for adults, $5 for kids 12 and under. Info, 434-4254.
movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. STOWE MOUNTAIN FILM FESTIVAL: See WED.03, 7 p.m.
music Also, see clubdates in Section B. CROSSROAD: Godstock veteran CrossRoad performs its contemporary Christian take on everything from gospel standards to U2, joined by troubador Tim O’Rourke. Christ Memorial Church, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 893-0320. ESSEX FESTIVAL OF CHOIRS: Audience members can add their voices to this performance by choirs from area churches, which combines favorite carols and new Christmas songs. Church of Jesus Christ of Latter Day Saints, Essex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-4384. GRIMIS, DELTA 9 & THE FLO, & THE GRAY PONIES: College radio station WWPV 88.7 (“The Mike”) offers a place to dance away end-of-year stress at a concert featuring unsigned talent. Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2334. JUNIOR RECITAL: Fascinating rhythm? Music student Dan Ryan picks up sticks to showcase his drum skills. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. ‘MUSIC OF OUR TIME’: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra plays pieces by Bartók and Copland alongside selections from Porgy and Bess. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $9-58. Info, 863-5966. RIPTON COMMUNITY COFFEEHOUSE: An open mike precedes Bristol folk singer-songwriter Patrick Fitzsimmons. Ripton Community House, Ripton, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 388-9782. SENIOR RECITAL: Guitarist Will Parini offers jazz numbers with a backing combo. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. UNIVERSES — ‘LIVE FROM THE EDGE’: See FRI.05, 8 p.m. VERMONT FIDDLE ORCHESTRA HOLIDAY CONCERT: Guest soloist Susannah Clifford Blachly performs her own compositions. Barre Opera House, Barre, 7 p.m. $12-15, kids under 16 are free. Info, 877-343-3531. VOCAL RECITAL: Singing students raise their voices to commemorate the end of another semester. Concert Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.
talks FLEDGLING BIRDS: Research fellowship recipient Hope Batcheller discusses her experience recording the songs of young birds to get a read on avian breeding patterns. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 359-5000.
theater ‘DUSA, FISH, STAS & VI’: See THU.04, 8 p.m. ‘PLEASE COME HOME: A CHRISTMAS JOURNEY’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See FRI.05, 7 p.m. ‘THE GRUFFALO’: The members of London’s Tall Stories Theatre Company present an acclaimed adaptation of Julia Donaldson’s classic picture book about a brave mouse who encounters a fearsome forest critter. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 2 p.m. $14-20. Info, 603-646-2422. THE HUNGRY RAT REVUE: A collective of emerging writers, musicians and actors gives audiences crumbs of insight to gnaw on at a monthly performance series. Langdon Street Café, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Info, 598-4819. THE NATE TAVES VARIETY TALENT SHOW: The Burlington College student presents sketch comedy alongside performances by local musicians and poets in a benefit for Learning Disabilities Worldwide. Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 5:30-9 p.m. $10-15. Info, 862-9616. ‘THE TOYS TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS’: This perennial UVM event will make adults and children alike believe in Santa Claus. Royall Tyler Theatre, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m., 2 p.m., 6 p.m. $7-12. Info, 656-2094. ‘WINTER TALES’: See WED.03, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.
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kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.03, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. ‘‘TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE CHRISTMAS’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m. WATER ACTIVITIES WEEKEND: See SAT.06, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.
movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘MYSTIC VISION, SACRED ART’: This 28-minute documentary introduces the Tibetan art of thangka — devotional paintings used in Buddhist ritual practice. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 3 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. ‘THE GREATEST SILENCE: RAPE IN THE CONGO’: Shot in the war zones of the Democratic Republic of Congo, this documentary explores the plight of women and girls caught in the sexual crossfire of a decade-long conflict. Room 427, UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 2-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4322. ‘WAR DOGS OF THE PACIFIC’: A screening of this documentary about how man’s best friend served alongside Marines in WWII benefits the Vet to Vet program. Essex Cinemas, Essex, 4 p.m. $5. Info, 879-6543.
music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘A CEREMONY OF CAROLS’: The South Burlington Community Chorus and High School Chamber Singers present Benjamin Britten’s setting of medieval carols and other seasonal works. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $8 in advance, $10 at door, $5 seniors/ students. Info, 846-4108.
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etc. ‘FEEDING THE MIND’: Robert Lair and Atem Deng, co-founders of the New Sudan Education Initiative, keynote this music-enhanced benefit dinner for their nascent nonprofit. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 and a canned donation for the food shelf. Info, 654-2536.
food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.03, 2 p.m. SENIOR LUNCHEON: Got AARP? Reserve a seat to enjoy ham and scalloped potatoes along with live piano, sing-alongs and riddles. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 12 p.m. $5. Info, 862-7754.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See WED.03, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 p.m., 3 p.m. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. HOW TO BLOG — FOR TEENS: Daisy Benson of UVM’s Bailey/Howe Library talks to sixth- to 12-graders about tools they can use to put their wit and wisdom on the ‘net. Call to preregister, and bring a laptop if possible; a few more will be provided. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. MUSIC WITH PETER: See THU.04, 10:30 a.m. ‘PAJAMA NIGHT WITH SANTA’: Families put on their fuzzy flannels to visit Santa for milk and cookies and a movie at the Christmas Tree. University Mall, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.
movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘KING CREOLE’: Elvis Presley plays a young delinquent who becomes a dishwasher at a nightclub — until his musical talents thrust him into the New Orleans underworld. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, Johnson, 9 p.m. $5. Info, 635-1476.
music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BÉLA FLECK & THE FLECKTONES: The eclectic banjo master with eight Grammys under his belt strums his stuff, which can range from classical to jazz to traditional African sounds. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $32.50-47.50. Info, 775-0903. CHAMBER ENSEMBLES CONCERT: UVM music students form quartets and trios to perform works by Beethoven, Mozart, Stravinsky and other composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. JAZZ VOCAL RECITAL: Students in a vocal techniques class strut their stuff by singing jazz standards with a live combo. Brennan’s Pub & Bistro, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
ADULT DODGEBALL: Co-ed teams relive recess in pickup-style games with regulation soft spheres. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 8-9 p.m. $3-15. Info, 223-5141.
theater ‘SPOILED BEA’: In this one-woman play written, performed and choreographed by visiting Theater Prof Jeanne LaSala, a dancer incapacitated by an accident finds new ways to express herself. Seeler Studio Theatre, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.
words APPLIED STORY SHARING: Recille Hamrell encourages folks to use storytelling and active listening to help them work better together in their daily lives. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
TUE.09 activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See WED.03, 5-5:30 p.m. LEGACY TOWN MEETING: Locals gather to fete the Queen City’s progress, eat free food from local vendors, hear live music, and offer their input on the Climate Change Action Plan at an annual event hosted by the Burlington Legacy Project. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 5-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-4229.
education WALDORF SCHOOL OPEN HOUSE: Kids and parents learn about an experiential education method with a visit to classes, followed by a welcome tea and time to meet with faculty. Lake Champlain Waldorf High School, Charlotte, 8:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.
etc. CANDLE MAKING: Busy bees sign up ahead to make and take home handmade gifts made with Vermont beeswax. City Market, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. ECO-SEW MITTENS & SCARVES: See THU.04, 3-5 p.m. ‘ESTATE PLANNING MYTHS’: What happens to your dough when you die in Vermont? Local attorneys from Unsworth & Barra provide a preview. Jericho Community Center, Jericho, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-8515. ‘GIFT OR NO GIFT’: There may not be a bevy of “suitcase girls,â€? but randomly chosen shoppers over 18 can compete for up to $500. In the J.C. Penney Seating Area. University Mall, South Burlington, 6 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.
food & drink CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.03, 2 p.m. INDOOR GARDENING WORKSHOP: See SUN.07, 6-7 p.m.
health & fitness BODY WISDOM: Jae Erich of RiverSide Chiropractic explores the interplay between cognition and the body’s capacity to heal. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.
theater ‘PLEASE COME HOME: A CHRISTMAS JOURNEY’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See FRI.05, 2 p.m. ‘THE TOYS TAKE OVER CHRISTMAS’: See SAT.06, 10 a.m., 2 p.m., 6 p.m. ‘WINTER TALES’: See WED.03, 2 p.m. & 6 p.m.
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ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. GINGERBREAD HOUSES: Kids in grades K-4 become the envy of Hansel and Gretel by making their very own graham cracker real estate. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. SING-ALONG FUN: The host of Vermont Public Radio’s “All the Traditions” — also a reference librarian — leads a lighthearted folk session for all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
movies Also, see movie theater showtimes in Section A. ‘LIFE IN CHITTENDEN COUNTY’: Students in Bill Doyle’s Vermont History class produced this documentary that uses interviews and more than 300 photos to paint a picture of Green Mountain life in the first half of the 20th century. Stearns Cinema at Johnson State College, Johnson, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 371-7898. WELLNESS SERIES: Those curious about alternative healing methods take in the second half of the documentary The New Medicine. Library and Learning Center, Johnson State College, Johnson, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476.
music Also, see clubdates in Section B. AMATEUR MUSICIANS’ ORCHESTRA: Nonprofessionals perform works by Mozart, Verdi, Haydn and Berlioz. South Burlington High School, South Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 877-6962. JAZZ COMBOS: The UVM Jazz Nonet debuts with pieces by Kenny Dorham, Walter Davis Jr. and Willie Maiden, while the Latin Jazz Ensemble sizzles with works by Tito Puente, Oliver Nelson and Ray Vega. Southwick Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. ‘MESSIAH’ SING-ALONG: Hallelujah! Community members chorus Handel’s oratorio under the direction of UVM Music Professor David Neiweem, with accompaniment by members of UVM’s symphony orchestra. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free; bring a score if you have one. Info, 656-3040. NOONTIME CONCERT SERIES: Members of UVM’s select choir group, the Catamount Singers, voice seasonal works in a winter concert directed by David Neiweem. St. Paul’s Cathedral, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0471. SHAPE NOTE SING: Members of the UVM Traditional Music Club teach and sing melodies of fierce beauty to promote a lively, deep-rooted American vocal genre. Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 585-730-9052, lgraves@ uvm.edu.
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talks ‘CELEBRATING THE HOLIDAYS WITH MEANING AND FUN’: Two educators talk to parents about how to preserve what’s special about the season and not get overwhelmed by commitments, commercialism and consumerism. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2827.
‘THE SEARCH FOR THE U.S.S. GRUNION’: Shelburne resident John Abele describes his family’s long and eventually successful hunt for a WWII submarine that sank in 1942 — under his father’s command. See story, this issue. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022, ext. 116.
theater ‘IT’S A WONDERFUL LIFE’: A Foley artist creates live sound effects to accompany this “radio play” version of the holiday staple. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10-15, one child 6-11 per accompanying adult is free. Info, 229-0492. ‘STAND UP, SIT DOWN AND LAUGH’: Local yuksters try out their punchlines in a standup-comedy show featuring Josie Leavitt, Oliver Barkley, Carole Vasta Folley and MaryAnne Gatos. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966.
BABY TIME: Tots who can’t walk yet are invited for a morning of playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. DIALOGUE NIGHT: BHS students share the scoop on important issues in their lives, at a dinner followed by small- and large-group discussions and a door-prize drawing. Burlington High School, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-2148. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See WED.03, 11-11:30 a.m.
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food & drink CANDY-CANE-MAKING DEMO: See WED.03, 11 a.m. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See WED.03, 2 p.m. HOMEMADE HOLIDAY TREATS: Learn how to make nut brittle and crystallized fruits with no artificial ingredients. Fruitcake, anyone? City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.
holidays ‘PAPER CHRISTMAS’: Crafty types aged 12 and up try their hands at two- and three-dimensional snowflake tree ornaments, using techniques from the days when families made their decorations from scratch. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘PET NIGHT WITH SANTA’: Folks bring their furry friends to meet St. Nick at the Christmas Tree, and take home free kid and pet treats. University Mall, South Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.
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Also, see clubdates in Section B. JSC ENSEMBLES: Collegiate instrumentalists showcase jazz, Latin and contemporary musical styles. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, Johnson, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1476. ST. ANDREW’S PIPES AND DRUMS: See WED.03, 7:30 p.m. UVM PERCUSSION ENSEMBLE: Hand-drumming students collaborate in a concert that samples rhythms from West African, Afro-Cuban and Japanese Taiko traditions. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
talks 60TH ANNIVERSARY OF THE UNIVERSAL DECLARATION OF HUMAN RIGHTS: Lawyer Robert Rachlin speaks about the landmark U.N. document that set the standards for governments’ treatment of private citizens around the globe. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929. ‘DEFENDING HUMAN RIGHTS’: Tanzanian investigative journalist Evans Rubara describes the ecologically and socially devastating gold-mining methods practiced by international corporations in his home country. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.
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LOOKING FOR REAL I am a well-grounded, educated and creative Vermont girl looking for dating, friends and possible LTR. I enjoy music festivals, hiking, camping, short stories and movies. I am looking for someone responsible, secure, unique, honest and loyal. This person also has to accept that I have children. They are part of my life, but not my WHOLE life. kkong30, 38, l, #109167 MUSIC LOVER, OUTDOORSY, HUMOROUS I am looking for a long-term relationship that’s based on friendship. I have a keen sense of humor, enjoy friends. I give great back rubs. I am prompt for commitments. I am a very devoted friend. Hllmn_stphn, 42, u, l, #111985 PRESENCE, INTIMACY, BEST FRIEND AWAITS Hi, there! Want to dance, hike, play, cook, pal around and support one another? Longing to really share intimately and experience spiritual connection with another? Me too! I am seeking a smart, wise, kind and available partner. wood_nymph, 45, u, l, #111982 CREATIVE, KIND AND PERHAPS KINDRED? I seek friends and partners in crime who delight in the extraordinary that lies within the ordinary. I love cooking meals that bring people together. I like sledding and making snow angels and snow forts and then coming in to build a fire and have some hot cider. Looking to widen my circle of friends around my age. LunaLaughter, 29, l, #102582 THIS VERY MOMENT Do you wonder how you’ve arrived here? Have I passed you on the bike path, sat near by in yoga class,bumped carts in city market? Perhaps I recognized you but continued walking. Do we get a second chance at meandering conversation, wonder and recognition. Cute, funny, creative, outdoorsy, openhearted, mixed up mom to give and receive good cooking and company. zeldadoozie, 44, #111967
LOVELY, SMILING, WARM, OPEN FLOWER Vibrant, active, warm, wild, fun, free and compassionate human being. I can go into my honest quirks and foibles later. I love my life, am an independent spirit, but community and connections mean the world to me. I am awed by the beauty and delight of the natural world, and have always been a nature girl at heart. snowflower, 37, l, #112015
OPEN-MINDED, RELAXED CHICK I love the outdoors and need someone to get me to go out for more walks/hikes. Music is a major part of my life. I love to go out and dance my butt off. I like to hang with strange folks who aren’t ashamed of who they are, constantly growing and changing, and are always up for something new. firesprite, 27, u, l, #111538
VERMONT GIRL I’m your typical Vermont hick. Grew up in Northern Vermont, where teeth and pants were not required. (I’m very proud that I have both!) I love the mountains and spend my time outdoors. My loves are: hiking, skiing, biking, kayaking and career. I’m a very outgoing girl with one sarcastic sense of humor. Life is great, and I’m living it! VTgirl03, 23, l, #112009
I’M PREGNANT 22 y.o. female, new to town, doesn’t smell bad. Interested in adventures, food, getting cold, getting warm, and maybe getting coffee. Offbeat personality, but easily thawed and pretty warm, too. U? bananafish, 21, l, #111956
CLASSY CATCH SEEKS PRACTICAL ROMANTIC It’s always a balance, keeping your life full but not so full that you miss valuable new experiences. I strive for balance and although I never wonder “What for?”, more and more I wonder “who for?” I’m kind, genuine, driven, slow, mysterious and green-eyed. Looking for a leader who’s comfortable with himself and ready for commitment with the right person. Caoimhe, 42, l, #106171
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DOWN TO EARTH YOGINI I love my son, the woods, snowshoeing, playing, dancing, music, yoga, friends, family and community. I would like to meet a man who is ready for a serious (and playful) relationship, loves kids, knows what he wants and is able to communicate as well as create it. Must be fun, kind, open to new things, love music and dancing. WhiteTara, 28, l, #104033
WOMEN seeking WoMEN KILLER GARDENER I am a country gal who loves to have her hands in the dirt. I love plants, animals as well as good times, sledding, skating, a picnic. Future partner or a friend to hang out with, catch a movie or just burn one & chat about our day. If “Muddyknees” is still out there & single, I would love to chat. Organicgoddess, 46, l, #111960 INDEPENDENT, KIND, OPEN-MINDED GAL Looking for somebody with similar selfless attributes to join me in discovering what life has to offer. Somebody who is independent, enjoys dancing and hanging out with friends. I am slender, brown hair, hazel eyes, college grad professional. You are kind and beautiful. catsmeow, 31, l, #111890 MUST LOVE FUN!! Fun, flirty & frankly, fabulous! Cute, adventurous and outgoing! Enjoy movies, different kinds of music, food & wine. Am a Euro, so appreciating other cultures and enjoying traveling a big plus. mfe77, 31, l, #111881 CHARMING, OUTGOING, SPITFIRE GIRL I believe everything happens for a reason and “what does not kill you makes you stronger.” I know I am beautiful! I fully love life and enjoy its craziness, & believe everything has both its good and bad sides! Every single negative event in my life has, in some way or another, proven itself positive in the long run. UGH!! Drea, 27, l, #111875 SHUT UP AND SKI I can talk for hours on end with good company and conversation. But I also need to get out side and move. Make the best of the cold weather, embrace 15 degrees and snowing. ski, snow shoe, watch the snow flakes :):). Rose2009, 42, l, #111792 SPIRITUAL, ARTISTIC, NATURE-LOVING WOMAN Caring, easygoing, loves life. Looking for someone to share time with who has similar interests and passions. poppylover, 36, l, #108921 LOVE AND LAUGHING I am a happy, curious person who loves adventures and meeting new people. I believe in beauty and laughter and family. Apple picking? charley, 20, l, #111484
MEN seeking WoMEN VT SUPERMAN LOOKING FOR “WONDER” WOMAN OK, that’s a joke, but seriously I’m healthy, fit, financially stable and pretty comfortable with my life. Just looking for that special someone to share life’s adventure with. sidvt, 37, u, l, #106930 NOT LOOKING TO IMPRESS Looking to have fun without any ties. Not looking for a serious relationship, mostly friends with benefits. Like the outdoors (enjoy a wide variety of outdoor activities), reading, watching movies/TV and listening to music. Enjoy relaxing in front of the fire drinking wine, reflecting on many of life’s experiences. Enjoy the explosiveness of passionate lovemaking. Love receiving and giving massages. 1justvisiting, 49, #111999
INTELLIGENT, FUN, FIT AND HONEST I am a professional who is seeking an emotionally responsible woman who is ready to live life! I am chivalrous, but not condescending. I am a gentleman, but edgy when the time is right. I want to learn what makes you happy from YOU - not my ego. I am excited about your goals, too. How am I doing...? realvtguy, 34, l, #112050
CANADIAN ALL-AROUND FUN GUY Well, hey, folks. I am single and looking for a woman who is easygoing, kind and patient. Intensity is great when you are competing or working...but a great relationship happens when everyone is easy. That’s me - intense and passionate on certain things, but easy, kind and patient when it comes to the relationship. idsmith1996, 35, u, l, #111975
SMART, HANDSOME, CHARMING I have goals and dreams, I am looking for a partner to share life experiences with - the good and bad. Being able to have a relationship that will be open and honest, intimate, sharing all of life’s pleasures together - fine dining, movies, hiking. scooby34341, 39, l, #112048
KISS ME IF THAT’S OK I live in the country, dirt road and all, office in Montpelier, one of my favorite small towns (anywhere in the U.S.). Busy, busy creating stuff captures me pretty well. A perfect date – a bit of physical activity (anything that gets the heart rate going), a good meal & if you’re comfortable, a kiss, too. silvicultue, 45, l, #111973
OPEN TO THE NEW I am interested in openness and desire to explore intimacy with healthy boundaries. I want to have fun with sex, relationships and women...learning how to skillfully and joyfully dance on the fine line between individuality and unity. If you love nature and my lines create a spark of interest, let me know. There is a world of fun out there. beingisfun, 49, u, l, #112032 NATIVE VERMONTER SEEKING ADVENTURE Late 20s post-adrenaline junkie enjoys camping, snowboarding and making art. Time with friends and family is key. Intelligence gets my attention, and those who also will indulge sarcasm do as well. I work hard, and my job is quite important to me, but it’s not the ultimate definition of who I am. Looking to connect with clever, creative people... jpa79, 29, l, #102144 THE COLOR AND THE SHAPE I am a recent transfer student to Burlington and am looking for a nice girl worth spending my time with. I am a tall, attractive, darkhaired guy who is also articulate and I have great taste in music. I am looking for an attractive girl with a challenging mind whose down to share some quality time with me. wilderness_23, 23, #111989 LOOKING FOR YOU! Hey there, I’m Kyle. I’m looking for some casual dating and an all-around good time! I love going out and a cute smile always melts my heart. If you have a good sense of humor and don’t have to look at your cell phone every five minutes, I’m sure we could get along great! WileyKyley, 22, l, #111980 PRETTY MUCH A GEEK Shy nerd seeks true love. Sarcastic, overweight, music-obsessed social outsider. Loves movies and reading, hates crowds. Wow, I’ll never make a salesman. Honest, funny, open-minded nonbeliever. Looking for someone to connect with. That sounded either cheesy or dirty. Um, other good things? Just ask. Bad things? Just ask. Open book here, care to read it? clockworkheart, 30, l, #111978 HEALTHY AND HAPPY I am comfortable with who and where I am in my life, but know that sharing it with someone who gets me is that much better. I have no expectations, but if you are a “real” person who is open-minded, adventurous, loves to laugh, share and be outside enjoying all that Vermont has to offer, contact me. fitgolfer43, 43, u, l, #111976 A KISS IF YOU’RE COMFORTABLE I live in the country, dirt road and all, office in Montpelier, one of my favorite small towns (anywhere in the U.S.). Busy, busy creating stuff captures me pretty well. A perfect date – a bit of physical activity (anything that gets the heart rate going), a good meal and if you’re comfortable, a kiss, too. silviculture, 45, l, #106889
DRIFTWOOD FOR THE MANTLE OK, I just got kicked to the curb, but I will resist being hateful or spiteful. I am heading out of doors to rediscover me and everything else. Ready to set a new compass heading, new direction, new dreams. Looking for inspiration. Castaway, 36, #111968 SINCERE, OUTDOORSY, YOUNG AT HEART I’m a Midwest transplant and have grown to love it in VT. I am in my mid-30s with some college background. Kinda shy and quiet at first, but love to hang out with friends and enjoy life. Hoping to find a woman with similar interests (and different ones) to make it interesting! Natureguy, 33, l, #111957
MEN seeking MEN HONEST, GOOD LUCKY AND COOL! Upbeat, positive guy. Love hiking and photography. Not a lazy guy here. I’m looking for someone who is willing to try and do anything at least once. I’m an honest guy looking for friends, lovers and eventually try the boyfriend thing. I’m a college grad with a pretty good job. I work and live in the Burlington area. huck7171, 37, #111515 FUNNY, LOVABLE PHILOSPHER I am looking for someone between 18-23. I am artistic and I love to draw and write music. I play guitar and sing in a band. I am currently attending Johnson State. I love to laugh. I love open-minded people and I tend to think from a sociological perspective so I give everyone a chance. I like to philosophize. I love a sense of humor. MPT, 18, l, #111934 FUN GUY, LOVE SEX Happy guy looking for happy people who share the same interests as I. I like to have sex a lot but not too much. Looking for someone who likes sex. gregman81, 27, #111894 TRYING TO STAY POSITIVE Wanted: Intelligent, open-minded, masculine guy with a great sense of humor, rugged good looks & a (mostly) stable life. Me? Intelligent, funny (I think so anyway), masculine, tall (6’2”), vgl, fit with a quick wit & easy laugh. Like: Movies, cooking, kissing, nature, friends, books, coffee, conversation & quiet times. Also happen to be HIV pos. Your move. Time4you, 41, l, #111770 LOOKING FOR SOMETHING REAL Looking for an honest, kind, intelligent man for a real connection. I like everything healthy - no substances - kayaking, hiking, writing, movies, music, snuggling. I tend to like shorter, hairy guys, but that is not set in stone. Mostly I want someone who can communicate and is interested in starting out slowly and seeing where it goes. Hope to hear from you! dj18822, 38, #111534
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WANNA HANG OUT? Hello! I’m looking for some poly community for friends and maybe play if the chemistry is right. vasco, 27, l, #111389 HI, ARE YOU OUT THERE? Looking for a swing, ballroom, Cajun and Zydeco dance partner who is a respectful gentleman between 58-63 y.o., and is physically active, health-conscious, Christian, spiritual, financially and emotionally secure, and enjoys traveling. Let’s connect and enjoy great times! lets_meet, 60, #111293 TWO ON ME I am a 26 year-old heterosexual female with *dirty* blonde hair, blue eyes, & a curvy frame. Wondering if you could help me out...I constantly fantasize about a threesome that involves two men all over me - I am the focus, the only one...interested? reya, 26, l, #111182 ANY OTHER POLY FOLK AROUND? I’m a 27 yo F Scorpio, busty but not obese, smart, sane, funny bondage slut with gorgeous eyes. I’ve moved back to the Burlington area from a place with an active poly scene and I’m feeling isolated. I’m looking for like-minded friends... maybe something more with the right people. Let’s get together for tea and see where things go! ;). Schraff, 27, l, #110908 CURIOUS TO TAG TEAM; WANNA TRY? Young and curvy, this 18-year-old girl is not satisfied in bed. Wanting to try with two guys or more, or just one-on-one. Can get kinky but no anal. Really into tattoos and piercings. Both a plus. No older than 29, though. Aiming to please and be your slave. Wanting someone to call master. Hit me up. pixiestickz, 18, l, #110656 FUNNY, CURIOUS AND SOMEWHAT SHY I would like to expand on my previous womanwoman experience. Don’t know exactly what that entails, but I am ready and excited to explore. letshavefunsoon, 47, #110498 NICE BUT NAUGHTY Hi there. I’ve lived in Burlington all my life, but have never found that guy who I want to spend the rest of my life with. I love being outdoors. I’m going to college to become a veterinary assistant. I’m 5’2�, 190 lbs., white, red hair. pandaheather, 19, u, #110441 BORED, BORED, BORED Looking for a night of passion with that hot bisexual lady! Come on, I know you’re out there! shyla, 36, #109677
MEN seeking‌ PLEASURE INC. Giving pleasure is an art & skill, something I have had plenty of training in & enjoy doing. Have you ever wanted to be worshiped as a Sex Goddess? Have you ever asked for exactly what you want? How you like to be touched? How you like to be loved? Ask & you shall receive...! pleasuregiver, 48, #112047 LOOKING 4 FUN I am 32 mm looking for some hot, kinky fun. I am into role play and lots of other stuff. tallinvt1, 32, #112043
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HOT GIVING CANADIAN LOVER WANTS FUN, DANGEROUS, SEXY I’m looking to put my years of experience I like to have a good time in all situations, to use. I’m multi-orgasmic and long lasting, and try to forget the regrets. Long-term open-minded and will consider doing most relationships scare the shit out of me. anything. Montreal has a great poly scene Ideally I want a married woman or similar. and just looking for the same. dave662, 41, drwormtmbg, 23, l, #111650 #111887 WORDS WARM WINTERS Care to inspire a writer (well, me actually) via some erotic correspondence this fall and winter? I loves the words. Fantasy, flirtation and down-and-dirty verbing. Slower than cyber, but FUN! Prospero, 27, l, #111573
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WHAT DO YA OFFER? I’m open to most things. Like other young, clean, attractive, professional, discreet people, guys, girls, couples. What do ya have for me? burlingtonbiguy, 32, #111506
OTHERS seeking‌ COUPLE FOR COUPLE We are a couple, he’s 49 and she’s 33. She’s bicurious. We love watching and being watched. She likes restraint. ISO another like-minded couple for same-room play, for starters. looking08, 49, l, #112046 SEXY, EXPERIMENTAL COUPLE We are an average couple looking for fun couples/women/or men. We are both under 30, looking for someone similar in age and height/weight prop. We have pics to exchange for yours to make sure both parties are interested. Piercings are a big plus. Please don’t hesitate to contact us if you might be interested!! Hope to hear from you soon. jands2328, 23, #111920 CUTE, OPEN COUPLE SEEKS FUN We are a youngish couple seeking the same. We have an open marriage and play together or separately, and we are interested in similar-aged couples, guys and girls for fun. He is straight and she is BI. adkcutecpl, 32, #111801 YOUNG, ATTRACTIVE COUPLE Couple looking to have some fun with another girl or couple with same interest and NSA. Must be mature, clean, equally attractive. Laid-back and just love having a good time. Somewhat new to this but have some experience. We are kinky, love trying new things. He is 27, 5’10, 150 lbs. I’m 5’3, 120 lbs. blindedbylust, 20, #111698 SEXY 3SOME We are a hot, 25 y.o. couple looking to have some NSA fun w/a hot girly girl, not into butch. I’m 5’5, 128; he’s 6’0, 180. Very attractive CPL: I’m tan, black hair, exotic looking; he’s muscular, sexy, w/brown hair. Hit us up if you’re interested in DD-free kinky fun ;). jandp8, 25, u, l, #111600 COUPLE SEEKING VTHOT4U vthot4u - we saw your ad and are very interested. us_looking, 27, #111380 HOT, HORNY COUPLE Interested in trying something new, as a couple or individually. Me: WELL HUNG! Her: VERY HOT! Utmost discretion required. availableplaymates, 31, l, #111021 HOW CREATIVE ARE YOU? We are a professional couple (38 & 40) looking to find the right person(s) to explore and play with. We enjoy the thrill of female domination in our private lives. We are looking for people who are fun and attractive and like sports and the outdoors. How much fun can you have when he is COMPLETELY under your control? :). wellkept, 38, l, #105924
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i SPY... KINGDOM GIRL, THIS FOR YOU? Why do I think of you and then see you drive by me 10 seconds later? Why do you sound like your voice is about to break when you call me? Why is my rose still hanging from your visor? My head tells me to let you go, but my heart tells me otherwise. Am I holding out for nothing? When: Friday, November 14, 2008. Where: West Glover. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904902 K I miss stopping in for coffee every morning. Has anyone else been making you tonguetied? I wonder how well you would be able to carry on a conversation over a nice dinner? When: Thursday, October 30, 2008. Where: Colchester. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #904901 PINNACLE TRAIL IN STOWE I passed you as you were heading up Pinnacle. You commented that you were trying to stay ahead of the darkness and I commented on the sunset. You had black clothes and hiking poles. I had a black vest and a camel back. I should have asked you out for some conversation right then and there...but alas...I didn’t. When: Saturday, November 22, 2008. Where: Pinnacle Trail in Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904900 SMOKIN’ HOT GIRL AT LEUNIG’S Long, dirty blonde hair, crazy stockings, waiting tables on Saturday night...want to meet you. When: Saturday, November 29, 2008. Where: Leunig’s Bistro. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904899 CHURCH STREET, SUNDAY 11/30 You were in the used bookshop with a slightly impatient friend? Brother? Partner? I could only offer casual cordiality due to the circumstances, but appreciated your selection of Eastern philosophy books, your smile. If you would like to talk Zen over tea, I would be very interested in hearing what you have to say. I’m often in the shop Sundays. When: Sunday, November 30, 2008. Where: downtown Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904898 TO PINGALITO I spy with my little brown eye the girl with the amazing kaleidoscope eyes (who surprisingly has never been spied). Thanks so much for the dinner, for the family and for giving me butterflies. I know you’re far away in snow land, but I’m thinking of you here in burlytown and wishing you creativity, peace and awesome eightballs. When: Thursday, November 27, 2008. Where: in my bed. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904897 SWEET B. SHAKINZ Happy birthday, sweet shakinz - I love you tons. Yer man - JT! When: Wednesday, December 3, 2008. Where: downtown B-town. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904896 A MONTH AGO AT HG I, too, noticed you. It might have appeared that I was absorbed in only the music but I was very aware of your warm presence and proximity to me and glad you found the right moment that evening to introduce yourself. When: Monday, November 3, 2008. Where: Adv Music Competition. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904894 KEVIN/KEVLAR AT GARDENER’S SUPPLY Seems like we barely met and suddenly it was my last day at the warehouse. We only talked a couple times, but ever since I’ve been kicking myself for not giving you my number. I miss smiling at you in the fast fill aisles. When: Thursday, November 6, 2008. Where: Gardener’s Supply warehouse. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904893 BEAUTIFUL SMILE AT CHC Every time you check me in to the room waiting for my doctor, I love your beautiful smile, eyes and beautiful, blond hair. Too bad I had to give you that news on Friday when you seemed so happy. Thanks for the hug. Maybe we should meet up sometime? When: Saturday, November 29, 2008. Where: CHC. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904892
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TEACHER @ CTR. PT. You: tall, shaved head, tattoos, handsome, wonderful smile. Me: tall, dark hair with client at Trimester Fair. I was intrigued. Wondering about your availability. When: Thursday, November 20, 2008. Where: Centerpoint School. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #904890 SWEET FRY You made me a gyro and cooked up some crispy sweet potato fries. Lunch was really good. I was wearing a black-and-white jacket and have my lip pierced. You were wearing an AFI shirt and have a Monroe piercing...any chance you wanna grab a bite to eat instead of making it - see if a fire sparks inside? When: Thursday, November 27, 2008. Where: Ali Baba’s, Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904889 PLANET PRINCESS I see you at your work, and outside of it, more and more often these last couple months. Your new haircut is irresistible and your smile brightens our cloudy B-town days. I must say, you are absolutely captivating. We should get some coffee soon! Do you like French press? When: Friday, October 3, 2008. Where: B-town, Wu-Town & all around. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904888 SEXY PINBALL GIRL You were looking so hot but were closely hovered over by some doofus who looked like a monkey. I don’t care how many points your man can put up on a table; I would be doing all the scoring with you. When: Saturday, November 22, 2008. Where: The Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904887 HARLEY HOT T Green Mtn. Harley - I was looking at T-shirts. You were there with two beautiful children (they were keeping you very busy : ). You are hot and I want a better look at that bod of yours. Are you a rider or driver? I’d love for you to take me for a ride. Fantasizing about you...R Life is Good. When: Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Where: Green Mountain Harley Davidson. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #904886 BAGELS PLUS You wear glasses and coaxed me into a bagel before I rushed out the door. I’m in there quite a bit recently. I just wanted to say I think you’re breathtaking. Four cheese green olive, please. When: Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Where: Bagels Plus in Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904885 BOB THE THRUSH CALLS Bob was there / with his white hair / dancing with the crowd / and man was he loud! / Don’t stop that wild man / Catch him, if you can! Gotcha Bob. See you at the Matterhorn for St. Patty’s Day xox. When: Tuesday, September 30, 2008. Where: The Thrush Tavern before it closed :(. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904884 SHALOM Eat some good turkey and don’t forget that Santa is watching on you. When: Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Where: posting facebook vids. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904883 TO MY DARLING You’re the greatest thing that’s happened to me since I discovered the wheel, and I didn’t even discover the wheel. I’m going to move on, but if ever you find me in your heart, please find me for real. Sing it loud and I will hear you. When: Friday, August 15, 2008. Where: Sitting next to me at Phantom Theater. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904882 HERITAGE FORD/TOYOTA SHUTTLE, 11/13 We sat together on the shuttle on our way to work and shared a laugh about the “shuttle nazi” (“No walk for you!”). I just loved your outfit, and I’ll never forget those beautiful eyes of yours. Coffee? When: Thursday, November 13, 2008. Where: Heritage Ford/Toyota Shuttle. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904881
I OFFERED YOU A SHOT At McKee’s, offered you a shot of tequila. You were a bit late on the draw. Cute though. Available? When: Friday, November 28, 2008. Where: McKee’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904891
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WORKING AT MONTPELIER LIQUOR STORE Tuesday night, 11/25...you are WAY too cute, and I guess you could say I am WAY too shy. You: handsome guy working the register in green T and blue jeans. Me: blonde buying the disco ball bottle of Absolut along with some tonic and cranberry juice. I couldn’t stop smiling after I saw YOUR smile. Any chance that you’re single? When: Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Where: Montpelier Liquor Store. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904880 MY FAVORITE BACKDOOR JOHNNY 3. On the bright side, I never would have realized all of the things I have if you weren’t gone. Cups of coffee, beds and teeth brushing are made for two. Distance makes the heart grow fonder and the way I feel about you stronger. When: Wednesday, November 26, 2008. Where: Oceanside, Cali. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904879 MY RIDICULOUSLY SEXY NY IMPORT I spy with my loving eye a handsome Greek who makes me sigh. Eyes so deep, warm & true, blessed am I...to be with you. My body trembles with your touch, my heart flutters with your kiss. My eyes have been opened & shown true bliss. From the depths of all I am...thanks for being such an amazing man! When: Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Where: in our rocking chairs, old and gray. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904878 GRANG I’m sitting here eating thoughts of you. Your beard is catching snowflakes, your legs are kicking under the covers for warmth, and your boots are left outside to crunch on the snow. There’s bread in the oven! and secrets to be shared. I’ll crawl in bed soon. When: Thursday, December 25, 2008. Where: social dancing. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904877 ST. ALBANS, 11/25 Tall, slender, glasses. 9 a.m., you were at On the Run grabbing an energy bar. I stood behind you at the checkout and you drove away (south on 89) in a small (blue?) BMW. Wish I’d said hello. Can I have a second chance? When: Tuesday, November 25, 2008. Where: On the Run, St. Albans. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904876 THROWBACK BOOTS Attractive blonde, first noticed you at the meat cooler at Healthy Living picking out steaks. You were wearing a pair of killer boots, which happened to outdate us both. Hopefully I will see you around Healthy Living sometime soon. When: Thursday, November 13, 2008. Where: Healthy Living. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904875 TRIPPING ON SNOWFLAKES Love has endured...happy to see your son growing up, and your “old” dog still alive 8P... your presence is radiant. The Embodied Dream: “A body pillow of bliss, panoramic visions of beauty, gentle honesty resounding, my mind’s blue light, reflected in your crystal eyes, fresh spring grass breathing into me, a butterfly...blink, blink...blink...A day awake in life’s cocoon.” When: Friday, November 21, 2008. Where: Hubbard Park. You: Woman. Me: Man. #904874 TALL GUY TALKING POLITICS I’ve been trying to get to the Planet Wednesdays and Thursdays, but I haven’t been able to yet...hope you haven’t forgotten. When: Tuesday, November 4, 2008. Where: Daily Planet. You: Man. Me: Woman. #904873
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Dear Mistress Maeve, I have one of those only-in-a-small-town problems. I have an acquaintance named “Sally.” She’s a lovely woman, and I’ve always had positive interactions with her. Sally is living with “Paul” — a guy who had previously been sleeping with my good friend “Samantha.” Problem is, even though Paul and Sally have been in a seemingly committed relationship for about three years now, Paul’s started reaching out to Samantha to be his on-the-side playmate. (Samantha tells me when he texts or emails her.) Of course, Samantha rebuffs his advances, but it makes me wonder how many other chicks Paul is propositioning. I’ve kept it to myself, but after the most recent and blatant proposition from Paul to Samantha, I feel a sense of nausea when I see the happy couple together and want to run up and smack Paul upside the head Olympia Dukakis-style from Moonstruck: “SNAP OUT OF IT!” Should I tell Sally about Paul’s advances toward Samantha? We share several close mutual friends — perhaps I should spill the beans to one of them? Sincerely, The Fly on the Wall, Stuck in the Tangled Web Dear Tangled Fly, As satisfying as it would be to smack every cheater upside the head, it’s just not practical. You’d spend all of your time focusing on other people’s issues rather than your own — which is what I’m concerned to learn you’re doing now. Paul’s cheating ways are simply none of your business. And what about Samantha? Does she know you’re thinking of betraying her trust? If Samantha is the only one Paul is pursuing, he’ll surely know the source of the information, leaving her holding the bag. In this smalltown scenario, your loyalty should be to your “good friend” Samantha. Remember — too often the people who spill the beans are left cleaning up the mess.
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Rally Redux J ohn Buffum is the best rally driver the U.S. has ever produced. He holds the U.S. record for rally wins with 11 national titles and 117 national championship event victories. He is also the only American to ever win a European Championship event. John came to Vermont in the early ’60s to attend Middlebury College and has lived here just about ever since. He continues to prepare winning rally cars from his company Libra Racing in Colchester, and is also an advisor to Vermont SportsCar and Subaru Rally Team USA.
BOB KILPATRICK: How were you first introduced to rally?
JOHN BUFFUM: By a fraternity brother of mine, in ’64 in Middlebury. He said, “Let’s go to a rally,” and I said, “What’s a rally?” I had no idea. We borrowed another fraternity brother’s MGA. We went on this little local rally that a guy named Frank Churchill put on. We loved it — it was great, good competition; good trying to find our way around and also stay on the time.
BK: What was your first big race? JB: I was stationed in the army in Germany and I’d always read about the Monte Carlo Rally. We bought an ex-factory training car (Porsche 911) and went and did the ’69
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rally, which was as big a rally as you could get in the world. Talk about a minnow in the ocean: I was totally out of my realm, over my head, but it came out fine. Things just sort of flowed along and, after five days, we were really tired, but we ended up finishing 12th. It was an unbelievable achievement.
BK: When you look back on all the years, are there any particular events or moments that really stand out in your memory as personal highlights? JB: In ’84 we did a program in Europe. Joe Hoppen was the boss of Porsche, Audi & Volkswagen motorsports in America. He got me an Audi Quattro to race in ’82. Because of its four-wheel drive and turbo-charged power, it was headand-shoulders above everything else at the time. In ’84, BF Goodrich had also been involved with Audi in the U.S. rally program. They said, “We want to sell tires in Europe, so why don’t you do this program in Europe with your Audi?” We did a five-event program. That was the World Championship level. We were fifth at the Acropolis rally, behind two factory (race-prepared) Lancias and two factory Audis. And then we won the Cyprus Rally, which was the European Rally Championship. That was as good a season as I could have.
BK: I’m getting ready to try my hand at rallying at the local level and I’d like to ask for your advice. JB: If you’re interested in road rallies and some rallycrosses, that’s a
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BK: They start to have meaning. JB: Yeah, and you start to put all these things together.
BK: Do you have any driving tips? How can someone learn to be a successful rally driver? JB: Go to Tim O’Neil’s [rally school]. You need somebody to tell you all of these things. If you’re in the shade, if you’re coming down into trees, it’s apt to be more slippery, so leave yourself a little more buffer. You can use the tree line or the telephone pole line to guide you where the road may go. You want to look up. You don’t want to look two car lengths in front of you; look down the road. I did a German championship rally with the Quattro. I remember part way through the rally I started to try to drive fast. When you try to drive fast, a lot of times you get sloppy and you end up driving slower. And my co-driver said, “Easy, use the advantage of the car.” Don’t come barreling into the corner and do asshole over elbows around the corner. Make sure you get a nice acceleration and fast speed out of the corner. Carry the speed out of the corner.
BK: Do you see anything going on now with rally that gives you hope for its future? JB: In the last two or three years
Subaru has become heavily involved and (also) with Travis Pastrana and Ken Block. Travis’ name has been fantastic because people, especially younger people, know who Travis is. You’ve got the X Games — you’ve got a different segment of the population. Now you’ve got energy drinks coming in — Red Bull, Rockstar, Monster. And this is perfect to go along with rally. Yeah, there is some hope there.
BK: You’ve heard the saying, “If I knew then what I know now . . .” Is there anything you’d go back and do differently? JB: I have a poem on my desk that my daughter gave me, by Robert Frost: “Two roads diverged in a wood . . .” which is a similar type of thing. There’s this guy walking along in the woods and there are two paths, a fork in the road, and he doesn’t know which one to take. It’s so true about life. Were there things I’d do differently? Sure, there would have been smaller things. I look back at what I’ve done and the people I’ve met and known with great fondness. You have what you have and live what you live. >
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Neat and tidy, two bedroom unit with many updates. A great place to start homeownership or downsize to a pleasant one floor living style. www.First-Floor-End-Unit. com $156,500.
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Spacious home on cul-de-sac, over 4,000 SF of finished living space with 4 bedrooms & 4 baths! Bright southern exposure in family room & kitchen. Beautifully finished lower level with large family room,exercise room, 3/4 bath, wine cellar & wet bar. $699,000.
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In South Burlington with 2 bedrooms, 1 3/4 baths, popular open floor plan with galley kitchen, dining room, living room with slider to balcony, master suite with walk-in closet, underground parking, minutes to airport, shopping and downtown. $211,950.
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COLCHESTER Oversized BR & LR, private setting w/ private yard, BY THE WEEK: WINOOSKI BoardW/D. $750/mo. + utils. Avail. Dec. 2/25/08 rooms, 10:25:18 AMInfo: 802-372-4890. ing house, semi-furnished cable TV, WiFi Internet, utils., COLCHESTER 521 Porters Point, central location, bus stop, free avail. now. 3-BR house, newly parking. $175/wk. $100 dep. Call remodeled, 1.5-BA, HDWD floors, Brad at 802-338-8434 for rental porch, parking, lg. yard, pets conapplication. sidered. $1350/mo. + utils. Call CHARLOTTE Brand new 3-BR, Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 3-BA house on very nice 10-acre ext. 229. lot. Great southern exposure, nice COLCHESTER 2-BR $850 Priviews of Adirondacks, abundant vately located in duplex w/ large fruit trees, private. HDWD, radiyard in convenient location. NS/ ant heat, woodstove, sunroom pets. Natural gas heat, on-site & garage. $2000/mo. + utils. No W/D, enclosed porch. Avail. now, pets. Info: 802-238-0251. 14-month lease. $850/mo. + CHARLOTTE 4-BR COLONIAL utils., gas heat. 309-5544. Info: Windy Ridge: Expansive lawns, 802-309-5544. gardens, fruit trees surround this 2700+ sq.ft., 3-BA home. 2 fire-
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ESSEX 2-BR DUPLEX Quiet, residential area, yet mins. to grocery stores, movies, busline, shopping. Lg. shared yard, carport, basement, W/D, DW, new floors & paint. NS/pets. Lease. $1075/mo. Info: 802-238-7152, oldpump42@ hughes.net.
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places, A/C, master suite w/ bonus room. Avail. now; 12-18/mos. $1800/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman.com.
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Childcare CHILDCARE OPENING Expecting mom has openings at her home daycare in Jeffersonville. First aid and CPR certified. Open M-F, 6:45 a.m. to 5:30 p.m. Refs. avail. Info: Amy McCaffrey, 802-644-5083.
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BERT MUNGER, MA LADC LCMHC Licensed to help w/ substance use & emotional problems. “I match my approach to your situation and preferences.” DWI, court diversion. 802-865-3450. Info: Robert Munger, 802-288-1087. RELATIONSHIP CONSULTANT Providing assistance & guidance for those looking for a successful 1st date. This is the moment we open up & show who we are to another. Info: C. Patrick, cpatrick83@hotmail.com.
Creative ADVERTISE YOUR BUSINESS In 111 alternative newspapers like this one. Over 6 million circulation every week for $1200. No adult ads. (AAN CAN) Info: Ashley, 802-864-5684.
Education HIGH SCHOOL DIPLOMA! Fast, affordable & accredited. FREE brochure. Call NOW! (AAN CAN) Info: 888-583-2101, www.continentalacademy.com. MATH HELP Algebra, geometry, trig & pre-algebra. Retired math teacher from NJ. Very reasonable rates. Info: 802-578-8448.
Financial/Legal BOOKKEEPING & TAX Full-charge bookkeeping, small-business tax services. 16 yrs. experience. Are you prepared for year end? Let me help w/ all your bookkeeping & tax needs. Reasonable, affordable rates! Fantastic refs. from local small businesses. Located in Williston. Info: 802-865-5156. BUSINESS HELP FOR YOU Business coach certified. Listening to you & helping you focus on what’s important. Efficiency through effectiveness. Accounting setups, virtual assistance services, bookkeeping help also avail. Independent contractor. Pay only for what you need. One time or ongoing. Flexible hours & ideas! Info: BE-
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AFFORDABLE PSYCHOTHERAPY Want help, but worried about the cost? Low-cost psychotherapy options incl. group psychotherapy, trauma skills/support classes, group CRASH counseling, psychotherapy via telephone & hypnotherapy. Info: Private Practice, Scott Earisman, 802-658-9257, scot t .ear isman @ ver izon.net, vermontcounselor.com.
WIDE COMMODE POTTY CHAIR Extra wide, for use at bedside or over toilet. New $139-$215. Selling for $60/OBO. Call 802Classic quality, mint condition SLR camera incl.: 22/25/08 lenses10:26:29 (28- AM644-8844 anytime for info. Info: Barbara Grigat, 802-644-8844, 55mm, 70-210mm w/macro capacmacgriff@aol.com. ity), 2x close-up extension, fl ash, filters (polarizer), shutter release WIDE RECLINING WHEELCHAIR cable. Make offer, 655-0496. Info: Wide seat, back. For larger perDavid Jaffe. sons. Clean, excellent condition. Similiar chairs sell for $575. Asking $275/OBO. Call 802-644-8844 anytime for info. Info: Barbara Grigat, 802-644-8844, macgriff@ aol.com.
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BURTON ZAHLER Is reopening his practice of psychotherapy. Saturdays only, Burlington area. Insurance not accepted. Fee negotiated. 1233 Shelburne Rd. Suite 350, S. Burlington. Info: 802-745-8994. D. MALLIK, ACUPUNCTURIST Specializing in Classical Five-Element Acupuncture for balance and health in body, mind & spirit. Licensed acupuncturist since 1990. Free phone consultation. Info: 802-864-9344, www.burlingtonvermont-acupuncture.com.
GREEN TRADE SHOW IN B-TOWN Burlington, VT, Feb. 21/22, seeking exhibitors for the new local event! Are you part of the future? Check website for more details. Info: The Whole Picture Show, Donna Ellery, 802-633-2336, thewholepictureshow@gmail.com, www.thewholepictureshow.com. ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA Pressure washing, interior/exterior painting, fences & decks, doors, windows, baseboard casing, general carpentry & roofing, gutter repair & cleaning. Info: 802-373-2444.
DRIVERS W/ LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows w/ exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464.
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SOLID GOLD, DANCERS Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802658-1464.
STAY WARM THIS WINTER! Do you need a more efficient furnace? Licensed & insured master plumber avail. for new construction, renovations, service & repairs. Reduced labor rate for seniors. Info: Donovan Plumbing and Heating, 802-318-7253.
FULL BODY MASSAGE FOR MEN By athletic Chinese-American male. Rejuvenate both your body & mind. Special attention to head, feet & lower back. Info: 802-3103905, 802-233-5037. Info: Jay. GREEN TRADE SHOW IN B-TOWN “New Ways for the New Day” Green Trade Show, Feb. 21/22, seeking exhibitors! Check website for more information. Be a part of the solution! Info: The Whole Picture Show, Donna Ellery, 802-6332336, thewholepictureshow@ gmail.com, www.thewholepictureshow.com. MOONLIGHT MASSAGE Enjoy a sensual massage by candlelight w/ devotional Indian music in the comfort of your home or hotel. Massages performed au naturel with Aromatherapy/Reiki. Info: Moonlight Massage, 802-355-5247, www.moonlightmassage.com. PSYCHIC COUNSELING & channeling w/ Bernice Kelman of Underhill. 30+ yrs. experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: 802-8993542, kelman_b@yahoo.com.
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Free Stuff IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com. VEGETABLE OIL Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.
Appliances/ Tools/Parts BRAND NEW INTERIOR DOOR 28”, RH swing, pre-cased, split jam, 6-panel white interior door. Brand new in box. $50. Info: 802860-1506. YAKIMA SPACECADET CARGOBOX 15 cubic ft. Used one trip only. Excellent condition except 8” storage tear, easily repaired (repair kit incl.). New: $309; sell for $100/OBO. 802-644-8844. Info: Barbara Grigat, 802-6448844, macgriff@aol.com, www. yakima.com/racks/cargo/boxes/ product/8007154/spacecadet-15. aspx.
Furniture BRAND NEW MATTRESS SETS Mattress, box & frame sets. Still in plastic. Twin $240, full $285, queen $330. Can deliver. 802598-0316. FUTON W/ NEW MATTRESS PAD Solid wood frame, new cotton foam pad. Never used or opened, still in original pkg. Easy to assemble, transport. Retails $995, sell only $325. Can split up. 802598-0316. NEW 2008 HOT TUB SPA! In shrink wrap. 33 chrome jets, 7 HP, synthetic cabinet, circulation pump, blower, ozonator, LED lighting, waterfall, insulated cover. Insulated, efficient. Brand new. MSRP $7495; sell $3800. 802-735-3431.
SAMADHI CUSHIONS & STORE Meditation cushions & benches handmade in Barnet, Vermont since 1976. Our store is open Mon.-Sat. Info: 800-331-7751, www.samadhicushions.com.
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NEW BUNK BED Solid wood w/ ladder, sturdy, still in box, easy to assemble, never opened. Sell $325. Also, twin mattresses, still in plastic, $85/ea. 802-598-0316.
TUSCON MASSAGE THERAPY 17 yrs. exp. Specializing in deep tissue, steam towels, hot packs. 1 hr./$65, 90 min./$90. Barre area. Info: Peter, 802-476-5408, pscompedge@aol.com.
PAISLEY’S - WOMEN’S RESALE Sassy, classy resale shop has moved from Colchester to the 5 Corners (34 Park St.), Essex Jct. Open 7 days. Come on in. Happy Holidays.
NEW KING MATTRESS SET Mattress, box spring, frame. Extrathick orthopedic double pillowtop. Never used, still in plastic. Retails $1650; sell for only $575. Can split up. 802-893-7296.
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AFFORDABLE HOUSE PAINTER! Experienced painter avail. for interior work. I have been painting for years & can do the job efficiently & beautifully. $20/hour, ample refs. Burlington/Montpelier area. Info: 802-999-9357.
A NEW COMPUTER NOW! Brand name. Bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments avail. Call NOW. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-816-2232.
NEW MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS Visco w/ allergen-resistant cover. Warranty incl., still in plastic, never used. Twin $350, full $450, queen $550, king $750. 802-7340788.
CLEAN SPACES, LLC A green space is a healthy space! Clean Spaces is your eco-friendly cleaning service. We use only natural, biobased products that are safe for people, pets & the environment.
GET A NEW COMPUTER Brandname laptops & desktops. Bad or no credit - no problem. Smallest weekly payments available. It’s yours now. (AAN CAN) Info: 800803-8819. MUST SELL CANON AE1PROGRAM
SLEEPER SOFA Benchcraft, 4 years old. Sage green color. Nice piece for only $350. If interested, call Diana: 802-862-4820.
Kid Stuff BABY CARRIERS & CO-SLEEPER Like-new baby carriers: Black Size 3 Hotsling ($34/OBO), Baby Bjorn ($56/OBO), Infantino ($21/OBO). Barely used Arm’s Reach Co-Sleeper ($107/OBO). Info: Amy Chess, amy@founddrama.net. THOMAS THE TRAIN BED Little Tykes Thomas bed in great shape, comes with mattress and sheet set. Mattress was chewed up on one side, call for more info! Info: Ashlie Adams, 802-363-6965.
Pets 2 PAIR GERBILS Super friendly. 1st pair: black males, 8 & 10 months old. 2nd pair: 5 months, female, 1 black, 1 silver. W/out cages, $10/per. Info: Sarah G, 802-922-8476.
Sports Equipment 2003 ATOMIC SX-11 Supercross 180cm A GS race ski w/ a bigger sidecut. These skis like big turns & big speed. Bindings brand new last season. Meticulously maintained. $275. KAYAK FOR SALE Pungo 120. Excellent condition, includes paddle, skirt, life jacket. $400. 802-310-1155.
Want to Buy ANTIQUES Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966.
Bands/ Musicians REEL BIG FISH LIVE AT UVM! Sun., Dec. 7, at UVM’s Davis Center. Doors 6 p.m., show 7 p.m. $10 w/UVM ID, $20 public/door. Tickets avail. at UVM Student Life & Patrick Gym. Info: University of Vermont Program Board, www. uvm.edu/upb.
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For Sale 1972 MARTIN D28 *NOW B/O* Original owner. Very good condition. Excellent sound, playability. Incl. new hardshell case. More details in online ad. Now B/O over $2000. 802-862-4714. Info: 802862-4714.
horn, tuba, piano, composition. “Music is a brain train.” See website; click the link for Musical Gifts, too! Info: Octavemode, Stuart Carter, 802-660-8524, www.octavemode.net.
AUTHENTIC ANDEAN PANFLUTES New, incredibly rich sound, “How to” book, soft-case. BO. Also, Quena-Andean Flute w/book. First instrument sold comes w/beautiful Andean wrap, FREE! Email David at pothypine@yahoo.com. Info: David Jaffe. CAJUN ACCORDION Hohner Ariette, Key of C, w/carrying case. Two beginner instructional videos w/booklets incl. $250 firm. Info: 802-872-0485. GUILD ACOUSTIC GUITAR D4-NT, mahogany back/sides, arched back, spruce top, rosewood fretboard/bridge, nice playing/ sounding, good condition, hardshell case, made in Waverly, RI, USA. $450. Info: 802-355-2443. HANDHELD WIRELESS MIC Shure Beta SM58A, professional vocal mic, excellent condition, incl. cables & a good case. REDUCED AGAIN! DANG! to $210. Info: 802862-4714. YAMAHA ELECTRIC DXPLORER Drum set. Complete set. Speakers, amp., headphones, stool, music stand. Less than 20 hrs. use. Pristine condition. $800. Info: 802879-2883.
Instruction BASS GUITAR LESSONS For all levels/styles. Beginners welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, ear-training & slap-bass in a fun, professional setting. Years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine St. studio. Info: Bass Lessons with Aram, Aram Bedrosian, 802-598-8861, info@arambedrosian.com, www. arambedrosian.com. DRUM LESSONS Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com. GUITAR INSTRUCTION All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com. GUITAR INSTRUCTION Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@verizon. net, www.rickbelford.com. GUITAR SCHOOL OF VERMONT “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com. MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com. TROMBONE, TRUMPET LESSONS Eastman School of Music graduate, trumpet, trombone, bari-
7 & Ballard Rd., Georgia. Info: Gwyneth Flack, 802-782-3696. Our intuition is an essential tool to access our most authentic, powerful and creative self. Hone your “Mother’s Intuition” through simple healing tools to make more dynamic choices. Learn to quickly and effectively let go of stress from your surroundings, increase energy levels, and strengthen intuitive connections with your children.
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dance BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES: First Step Dance offers Ballroom Dance classes in Burlington & Shelburne on Monday & Tuesday and holds Ballroom practice sessions in Burlington on Thursday. Ballroom Dance Social on the 2nd Friday of each month. Location: -, -. Info: 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! BROADWAY-STYLE DANCE CLASSES: Nov. 18 - Dec. 9, 6-7 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $15 /$48 all four classes; $15 single class. Location: Very Merry Theatre Rehearsal Space, 333 North Winooski Ave./666 Riverside Avenue, Burlington. Info: 802363-8393, amirault@sover.net. Musical theater dance classes with Karen Amirault (choreographer for Lyric Theatre’s spring & fall 2009 musicals). Fun, high-energy Broadway styles, vaudeville comedy to Hello Dolly with warm-ups to overtures from your favorite musicals, old and new. For teens and adults, all levels. Wear sneakers or dance shoes. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $12 /class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802-598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walkin classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or pre-registration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!
drumming BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.
healing INTUITIVE TOOLS FOR MOMS: Jan. 11 - Feb. 15, 4-5:30 p.m., Weekly on Sunday. Cost: $150 /for 6-week class (preregistration required due to limited class size). Location: Health Conscious, Rte.
WISDOM OF THE ELDERS: Feb. 25 Mar. 7, Every 2 Years. Cost: $1,775 /Immersion Retreat in Mexico. Location: HueHue Coyotl EcoVillage, Tepotzlan. Info: Health Arts and Sciences: Bridging Nature, Culture and Healing Program of Goddard College, Suzanne Richman, 802454-1346, suzanne.richman@ goddard.edu, www.goddard.edu/ wisdomofelders. Traditional Healing Practices of Mexico. Immerse yourself in nature and healing with an eco-village stay in Mexico. Experiential learning in ethnobotany and herbs, Mexican massage, traditional midwifery, temascal and limpia purification practices, art and community, sustainability and ecovillage life. February 25 - March 7, 2009. More information: www.goddard.edu/wisdomofelders.
herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Open house, Saturday, Dec. 6, 1-4 p.m., Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main St. (next to the Savoy Theater), Montpelier. Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Class meets for two terms, three Sundays each term, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Spring term: 5/24, 6/14 & 7/12, 2009. Summer Term: 8/9, 9/20 & 10/4, 2009. Tuition $480 both terms or $240 each term. $50 nonrefundable deposit each term. VSAC non-degree grants avail. Wisdom of the Herbs 2009, 8 weekends: May 16-17, June 6-7, June 27-28, July 18-19, Aug. 1516, Sept. 12-13, Oct. 10-11, Nov. 7-8. Tuition $1750. Nonrefundable deposit $250. Discounted tuition for early registration paid in full one month before class begins. VSAC non-degree grants available. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, www. WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool.com. Unique experiential programs embracing wild plants, holistic health and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.
holistic health NUTRITION RESPONSE TESTING: Dec. 9, 5:30 p.m. One-Hour Health Seminar. Location: Maltex Building, 431 Pine Street Suite G01, Burlington. Info: Cedar Wood Chiropractic, Dr. Suzy Harris, 802863-5828, cwchiro@surfglobal. net, www.cedarwood-chiropractic.com. FREE Health Seminar: ~STRESS AND FATIGUE~ Nutrition Response Testing is a systematic analysis used to determine which nutrients you may need to help restore and renew energy levels and focus. Healthy snacks provided! Space is limited, so RSVP TODAY!
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language BONJOUR! FRENCH LESSONS: Location: wingspan Studio, 4 Howard Street - 3rd Floor, Burlington. Info: wingspan Studio, Maggie Standley, 802-233-7676, magg ies t andley @ yahoo.com, www.maggiestandley.com. Private French lessons given by experienced & encouraging instructor in Burlington. Tailored for your specific needs/interests. Maggie has lived, worked and studied in Paris, France & francophone Africa and has 20 years teaching experience. Small adult & kids’ classes forming now, as well as for all schedules! A bientot! PARLEZ-VOUS FRANCAIS?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-4967859. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.
martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on the first Tuesday of the month. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-9518900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: ntroductory class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-893-8893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT AIKIDO: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 North Winooski Ave, Burlington. Info: 802862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.
meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187
So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
pilates ABSOLUTE PILATES: Affordable, invigorating group mat classes and 1-on-1 sessions that rock your body, not your wallet. Location: Espire, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite 1, South Burlington. Info: 802-3102614, www.absolutepilatesvt. com. Tone, stretch and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale. In the works: floor mat to standing movement to challenge stamina, coordination and balance. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials. NATURAL BODIES PILATES: Join Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Conditioning, or Integrative Movement classes - or combine all three in our Beginning Studio classes. Private sessions, class cards and per-class rates available. Free group introductions, and special rates on private introductions by appointment. Call today!. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy. 127, just north of the Burlington Beltline), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Relieve stress and improve your health while shaping your whole body. Receive expert instruction in a supportive environment and enjoy the use of a professionally equipped studio. Benefit from Lucille Dyer’s 20 years teaching experience to develop your awareness, strength and ease of movement. Classes are personalized, enlivening and fun! PILATES SPACE: A division of ALL Wellness, LLC. Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-8639900, www.pilatesspace.net. We invite all bodies, all ages and all abilities to experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. We offer Pilates privates, semiprivates and group classes; physical therapy; holistic health counseling; craniosacral therapy; and Anusarainspired yoga. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 -- just call to sign up.
poetry WRITING & PERFORMING POETRY: Dec. 3, 4-6 p.m. Cost: $20 /class. Location: Amy E. Tarrant Gallery at Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info: Flynn Center, 802-652-4548, www.flynncenter.org. Open to teens, adults & educators. Mildred Ruis and Steven Sapp of Universes have spent years inspiring inner-city students to write and appreciate poetry, performance and self-expression. At the Flynn, they lead you through their most tried-and-true exercises, designed to awaken each individual’s unique voice, both written and oral. Bring a favorite song on CD. Teachers welcome to come seize ideas!
pregnancy IT’S CONCEIVABLE/FERTILITY: Ongoing, for those experiencing infertility. Location: Champlain Hypnosis, 145 Pine Haven Shores, Shelburne. Info: Champlain Hypnosis, 802-999-6444, www.champlainhypnosis.com. Hypnofertility, a program which supports the entire fertility process (naturally or medically assisted) can help. Recent studies by Dr. Levitas in the Journal of Fertility and Sterility indicate that infertile women utilizing hypnosis techniques with IVF have double the conception rate as compared to IVF alone. Read more: www.champlainhypnosis.com.
reiki REIKI LEVEL ONE: Cost: $175 / Sat., Nov. 20, 9:30 a.m. to 5 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 802-881-1866, chr is @ r isingsunhealing.com, www.risingsunhealing.com. Learn Reiki, a powerful healing art, and be able to give Reiki to yourself and others by the end of the class. Plenty of in-class practice time. Chris Hanna is a member of the Vermont Reiki Assoc.
tai chi SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE , 100 Church Street, Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.
yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Cost: $14 / drop-in, $110/10 classes or $100/ monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-4825547, www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. COPPER CRANE YOGA: Beginner Series, Winter Solstice Yoga workshop, Kids Yoga. Cost: $14 /drop-in, $60/5-class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, coppercraneyoga. com. Individual, group and custom yoga classes. Thai Yoga Bodywork and Zero Balancing sessions by appointment. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to strengthen the body, uplift the heart and calm the mind. Be yourself here. Copper Crane is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT, Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner.
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Skiier and Rider class, six-week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga Instructor Training Course and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog: http://yogavermont.typepad. com.
« classes EVOLUTION YOGA: Mondays, 5:45 p.m. Class is sliding scale, $4-10. $5 Friday classes at 4:30 p.m. Cost: $14 /single class. $130/10-class card. $12/1-hr. class. $110/10-class card for 1 hr. classes. Community classes donation $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Check out our added location at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Drive, South Burlington. Info: 802-8649642, www.evolutionvt.com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all levels, plus babies and kids yoga. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/post-natal yoga. Reducedprice community classes offered 3 times a week. PATHWAYS TO WELL-BEING: Fridays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Cost: $12 / drop-in, $55/5-class card. Location: Pathways to Well-Being, 168 Battery Street, Burlington. Info:. A gentle yoga class for relaxation and rejuvenation, using breath and postures to experience meditation in motion. Lead by Lesley Becker, certified Kripalu Yoga instructor and Phoenix Rising Yoga Therapy practitioner. Info: 802-862-0836 x4. THE STUDIO AT THE FIELD HOUSE: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15 /drop-in, $60/month (6 classes). Special Field House Athletic Club Memberships are also avail. Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802-985-4406, www. shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Vajra & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels, two locations. Cost: $14 /drop-in, $115/10 class card, $130/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www.yogavermont.com. Six-week
ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On November 21, 2008, Lang Family LLC filed application # 4C060812B for a project generally described as: Improvements to Parcel B to accommodate a 200-seat banquet hall to be located in the upper level of the big barn. The Project includes improvements to existing parking areas, drives and site circulation; construction of a stone patio off the northeast corner of the big bar; an increase in vehicle trip generation, water and sewer design flows; as well as additional lighting on the building and throughout the parking area. The Project is located at 51 Upper Main Street in the Town of Essex, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above.
No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, December 19, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Friday, December 19, 2008. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 26th day of November, 2008. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie.monaghan@state. vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On November 18, 2008, City of South Burlington, filed application #4C0694-4 for a project generally described as: the construction of a stormwater treatment pond and access road on Lot “A” of the Oak Creek subdivision. The project is located on Hinesburg Road (Rt. 116) in the City of South Burlington, Vermont.
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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before December 16, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by December 16, 2008. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 19th day of November 2008. By /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us
STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 278-08 CnC Deutsche Bank Trust Company of Americas f/k/a Banker’s Trust Company, as Trustee and Custodian, for IXIS 2005-HE3, by Saxon Mortgage Services, Inc., f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., as its Attorney-in-Fact, Plaintiff, v Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain, and Any Other Occupants of 318 Eagle Park Drive, Colchester, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated July 7, 2005, from Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on July 13, 2005 in Volume 530, Pages 556-573, of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as Nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation to Deutsche Bank Trust Company of Americas formerly known as Banker’s Trust Company, a Trustee and Custodian for IXIS 2005-HE3 by: Saxon Mortgage Services, Inc., f/k/a Meritech Mortgage Services, Inc., as its attorney-in-fact, by Assignment dated February 12, 2008 and recorded on February 22, 2008 in Volume 606, Page 264 of the Town of Colchester Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 o’clock PM, on the 12th day of December, A.D. 2008, at the subject premises of 318 Eagle Park Drive, Colchester, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Robert K. Bain and Dawn M. Bain by Warranty Deed of Thomas J. Hergenrother and Rachel D. Hergenrother dated 22 August 1991 and recorded in Volume 183, Page 403 of the Land Records of the Town of Colchester. “All and the same lands and premises conveyed to the within Grantors by warranty deed of Hauke Building Supply, Inc., dated May 18, 1976, and of record in Volume 28, Page 135 of the Colchester Land Records, and described therein as follows: “A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the easterly side of Eagle Park Drive, so-called, the newly erected dwelling house on said lot being known and designated as No. 35 Eagle Park Drive, said land having a frontage on Eagle Park Drive of 120.00 feet and uniform width, and a uniform depth of 142.10 feet, all interior angles being 90’, comprising 17,052 square feet, and being all of Lot No. 15 as shown on a plan of Eagle Park Sub-Division, Colchester, Vermont, dated February, 1973, revised July 27, 1973 and recorded in Plat Book 1 on Page 81 of the Town of Colchester Records. “This conveyance is made subject to certain Protective Covenants dated July 18, 1974 and recorded in Volume 27, Pages 160-162, of Miscellaneous Records of the Town of Colchester, and to any utility easement of record which may pertain to this lot. “Eagle Park Drive is now an accepted street.
“Meaning to convey a portion of the land, with all improvements thereon, acquired by Hauke Building Supply, Inc., in Warranty Deed of Rodney A. and Jane M. Reynolds dated August 30,1 974 and recorded in Vol. 24, Pages 363-365, of the Warranty Deed Records of Colchester. “Property is known and designated as 318 Eagle Park Dr “Reference is hereby made to the above instruments and to the records and references contained therein in further aid of this description.” Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, P.O. Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-8937400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Mortgagee or Mortgagee’s Attorney Publication Dates: November 19, 2008 November 26, 2008 December 3, 2008 The Burlington Progressive Party will hold a City-wide membership meeting at 6:30 pm on December 14, 2008, at H.O Wheeler School, 6 Archibald Street, for the purpose of endorsing a candidate for Mayor of Burlington. For more information call 802-862-4418.
EQUAL HOUSING OPPORTUNITY All real estate advertising in this newspaper is subject to the Federal Fair Housing Act of 1968 and similar Vermont statutes which make it illegal to advertise any preference, limitations, or discrimination based on race, color, religion, sex, national origin, sexual orientation, age, marital status, handicap, presence of minor children in the family or receipt of public assistance, or an intention to make any such preference, limitation or a discrimination. The newspaper will not knowingly accept any advertising for real estate, which is in violation of the law. Our readers are hereby informed that all dwellings, advertised in this newspaper are available on an equal opportunity basis. Any home seeker who feels her or she has encountered discrimination should contact the:
HUD Office of Fair Housing, 10 Causeway St., Boston, MA 02222-1092 (617) 565-5309. OR Vermont Human Rights Commission, 135 State St., Drawer 33, Montpelier, VT 05633-6301. 800416-2010 Fax: 802-828-2480
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« legals DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time, and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com. COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 5065, forming for friendship and fun. Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol.com. HOLIDAY GRIEF SUPPORT Grieving the loss of a loved one? Feeling uncertain about the holiday season? Holiday grief support: December 4, 11, 5:30-7 p.m. Sponsored by Hospice Volunteer Services. Please call 388-4111 for more info. and to register for this free program. WOMEN’S CLUB For all women ages 18+. Held at the Community Center (YMCA) in Winooski every Friday from 5-7 p.m. We will have a peer support session & social fun time to do a variety of things. Head leader: Jackie Konkol. Info: 802861-2165, jackieakonkol@yahoo. com. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802-9858600. MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. starting November 2nd & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. starting November 6th. Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support. This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info. BERLIN WASHINGTON COUNTY PARENTS OF CHALLENING CHILDREN: Support group for adoptive parents of children presenting serious emotional and behavioral challenges. First Wednesday of each month: 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Easter Seals Vermont, 641 Comstock Road, Berlin, Vermont. Info: Kristi Lenart, 802-223-4744. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Please call or visit website for location information. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www. monkeyswithswings.com/vtcfids. html.
WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information. LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802734-0695. SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, VT 802-446-3577. 6:30-8:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month. GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register. CO-DEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS MEETING: A group of men and women whose common purpose is recovery from co-dependence and development of healthy relationships. Weekly on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Turningpoint Center in the Marble Works, Middlebury. Info: 802-247-3940, www. coda.org. MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message. POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685. ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 6559136 or email kgcromey@aol.com. SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@pshift.com. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-8632655.
RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@yahoo.com. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick, VT. “WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-8934878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-2295724 or 1-800-children. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Burlington evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Comfort Inn and Suites, corner of Williston Rd. and Dorset St. from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802-399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@gmail.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-7:30 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643.
HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. CENTRAL VERMONT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL CHALLENGES will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New members welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802-223-4744. SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@ cs.com STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800ACS-2345. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Open to anyone who has lost a loved one, friend, relative, neighbor, co-worker to suicide. The group provides a safe place where survivors can share their experiences and support each other. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6-7:30 p.m. at the The Comfort Inn & Suites, 5 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Linda Livendale, 802-479-9450, ljlivendale@yahoo.com. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114.
AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961, for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women, 658-1996. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling), as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo.com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 4825319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing, or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mentalhealth professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317, or Patricia, 658-6904. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.cvana.org. Held in Burlington. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Call Sandy, 863-5708. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309.
DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-434-4423 or email: dragonheartvermont@ gmavt.net or go to: www.dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, Yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www.nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/ family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com. MENTAL ILLNESSES: The National Alliance for the Mentally Ill holds support meetings for the families and friends of the mentally ill at Howard Center, corner of Flynn and Pine. Second and fourth Tuesdays of every month at 7 p.m. Park in Pine St. lot and walk down ramp. 862-6683 for info. LESBIAN, GAY, BISEXUAL, Transgender, Queer and Questioning: Support groups for survivors of partner violence, sexual violence and bias/hate crimes. Free and confidential. SafeSpace, 863-0003 or 866-869-7341 (toll-free). “HELLENBACH” CANCER support: Every other Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Middlebury. Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107. People living with cancer and their caretakers convene for support. DEBTORS SUPPORT GROUP: Mondays, 7-8 p.m., First United Methodist Church, 21 Buell St., Burlington. Saturdays, 10-11:30 a.m., King Street Youth Center, 87 King St., Burlington. Info, call Cameron, 363-3747. BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area.
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ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center, located on the Burlington waterfront, seeks responsible individual to provide custodial services throughout all guest and staff areas. The work schedule is for Saturdays and Sundays from 6 AM until 2:30 PM. Visit www.echovermont.org for a detailed job description. Apply in person at One College St. between 10 a.m. and 5 p.m. daily. Deadline is Monday, December 15.
Hostess Line Cook Waitstaff The Windjammer Hospitality Group 1076 Williston Road So. Burlington, VT 05403 selena@windjammergroup.com www.windjammerrestaurant.com
Learning Place
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New Childcare Center opening in Essex in January Staffing opportunities: infants thru preschool. Requirements: CDA or higher education/experience preferred. Send resume to:
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St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home
Director of Nursing The Director of Nursing is responsible for supervising and coordinating all activities related to nursing/clinical function; is responsible for planning, organizing, delegating and controlling the services of the home in an efficient and cost-effective manner; plans, schedules and evaluates the work of the nursing/clinical personnel. The Director of Nursing establishes goals, objectives and performance standards, as well as Operating Policies and Procedures, interprets facility policies, standards and regulations for personnel, residents and staff. The Director of Nursing functions as a resident care advocate and nursing advocate. This is a great opportunity to show a high level of compassion while utilizing your nursing skills. The home averages between 35-40 residents. The candidate must have an RN or LPN license and, a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the home. If interested please send resumes to danderson@vermontcatholic.org.
New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with seven branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website – www.nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.
COMPUTER OPERATIONS SPECIALIST
The Computer Operations Specialist shall provide support in the daily operation of the Company’s computer systems. This position is responsible for help desk support for desktop PCs, printers and peripherals. Responsible for running programs, backups, file transfers and administering user accounts. Must have the ability and initiative to grasp new concepts and work comfortably across multiple platforms. Successful candidates will have experience in computer operations and computer help desk environments. Must be able to lift 50 pounds. Hours: Monday-Friday with ability to adjust hours to meet changing demands.
SATURDAY/SUMMER TELLER
New England Federal Credit Union is looking for part-time staff who are enthusiastic, friendly, helpful and reliable to provide exceptional customer service, handling basic teller and member service transactions at our branch locations. You will be part of a team and organization committed to excellence and building relationships with our members. This is a great opportunity for college students or anyone interested in working in a professional work environment while earning some extra money. NEFCU has a need for two part-time Saturday tellers at our Harvest Lane branch. Qualified candidates must project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, be detailed and knowledgeable with computers and be accurate. Cash handling and customer service experience required. Hours: Saturday, 8:45 a.m. - 3:15 p.m. during the school year; full-time (40 hours) w/Saturday included during the summer months.
PART-TIME TELLER – PEARL STREET
Part-time opportunity for qualified candidates who project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, detailed and knowledgeable with computers, with attention to detail and a high level of accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. Hours: Monday-Thursday, 11 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. and Friday 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.
PART-TIME TELLER – HARVEST LANE
Part-time opportunity for qualified candidates who project a friendly and personable demeanor, have effective communication skills, detailed and knowledgeable with computers, with attention to detail and a high level of accuracy. Cash handling and customer service experience required. Hours: Monday-Friday, 3:15 p.m. - 7:15 p.m. NEFCU enjoys an employer of choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10%. More than 96% of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2007 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter to: HR@nefcu.com.
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Director in the Department of Facilities Management
Development Director Burlington Dismas House is seeking a parttime Development Director. Successful applicant will be responsible for planning and implementing the agency’s fund drive including: individual donor solicitation, fundraising events and grant proposals. Candidates should have at least 4 years proven track record of successful fund development; excellent writing and interpersonal skills. 20-25 hours of work per week. Email resume to: mary@dismasofvermont.org.
Fletcher Allen Health Care, located in Burlington, VT, is seeking applications for a fulltime Director in the Department of Facilities Management. Duties include providing leadership and direction of the operation of all FAHC physical plants; accountable for financial performance and cost-effective utilization of all FAHC utilities, oversight of compliance activities of Equipment Management, Life Safety and Utilities Elements of JCAHO (Joint Commission on Accreditation of Healthcare Organizations) Environment of Care, and directing the FAHC Real Estate and Facilities Development Department. A BA in Facilities/Administrative Management or similar discipline & 5 years experience in comparable health-care facilities management is required. Certified Healthcare Facilities Manager preferred.
www.dismasofvermont.org
VENDING ROUTE DRIVERS We are looking for motivated, responsible individuals. Must be able to work independently, possess a positive attitude, be capable of lifting up to 50 lbs. and have a clean driving record. We offer a competitive wage along with excellent benefits. Apply in person or online at: Farrell Vending Services, Inc. 405 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 RobL@Farrellvending.com www.farrellvending.com
Please apply at www.fletcherallen.org by 12/30/08. Fletcher Allen proudly offers a nonsmoking work environment. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer M/F/D/V.
LAMOILLE AMBULANCE SERVICE, WILLISTON OPERATIONS
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We are seeking an experienced chef for our busy kitchen. Candidates must have a minimum of two years experience with proven leadership skills in line and banquet operations.
seeks EMT-Is & EMT-Bs & ECAS to fill full- and part-time openings. Motivated and team-oriented individuals encouraged to apply.
We offer a competitive benefits package including medical, dental, life and 401(k). Apply in person at the front desk or email resume to hr@doubletreevt.com.
Clean driving record. Pay EMT-I START $11.00/hr EMT-B/ECA $10.50/hr with 3 pay rate increases in 6 months.
Doubletree Hotel Burlington & Trader Duke’s Restaurant 1117 Williston Rd. South Burlington, VT 05403
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Vermont Works for Women, a nonprofit organization located in Winooski, VT, is seeking a Program Coordinator for our award-winning Modular Home Building preapprenticeship job training program for women at the Northwest State Correctional Facility in St. Albans. Responsibilities include employment skills and job readiness training, curriculum development and employment, retention support. Applicants should have teaching/training experience and strong organizational skills. Building trades experience a plus but not required. 32 hours per week plus generous benefits package and competitive salary.
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Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club
Please send cover letter, resume and list of references via email to: nszweda@vtworksforwomen.org or fax 802-655-8922.
Activities Specialist
Full-time position in Cityscape Afterschool Program Salary: $24,000
For more info, visit www.vtworksforwomen.org. Position open until filled. EOE.
Duties include planning and facilitating activities for 5th – 8th graders at Barre City Middle School, community outreach, data collection and reporting. Skills & Experience: organization, communication, creativity and ability to work as part of a team. Experience working with youth in a school setting is preferred.
St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home
RN Oversight
Activities Specialist
(24 Hours/Week)
Full-time position split between the Cityscape Afterschool Program in Barre and The Basement Teen Center in Montpelier Salary: $24,000
St. Joseph’s Level III Residential Care Home is seeking to hire an individual who can perform RN oversight for the home. The position is a critical role that necessitates a high level of communication, customer service, and organizational skills with a high level of compassion. The individual must promote the vision, mission and values of Vermont Catholic Charities, Inc. This position provides oversight responsibility in the area of nursing. These include but are not limited to developing care plans for residents; completing resident assessments; medication oversight and in-service training. The incumbent is under the general direction of the Administrator of the Home. This is a great opportunity to utilize your nursing expertise for approximately 40 residents in a great environment. The position hours are 24 hours a week, with Wednesday as a primary day.
Duties at Barre City Middle School will include planning and facilitating activities for 5th – 8th graders, community outreach, data collection, and reporting. Duties at The Basement Teen Center in Montpelier will include planning and facilitating activities for 13- 18-year-old youth, supervising dropin time, community outreach, collecting data, and reporting. Skills & Experience: organization, communication, creativity and ability to work as part of a team. Experience working with youth is preferred.
If interested, please submit resumes to: danderson@vermontcatholic.org.
Our residents and staff are wonderful to work with and provide a great working atmosphere!
Submit cover letter and resume to: Georgie Stapleton, Coordinator of Afterschool Programs Washington County Youth Service Bureau/Boys & Girls Club P.O. Box 627 Montpelier, VT 05601 The Youth Service Bureau is an equal opportunity employer.
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Intervale Conservation Nursery Manager Position Now Open
The Intervale Conservation Nursery, an enterprise of the Intervale Center, is seeking applicants for a Nursery Manager, who will be directly responsible for all plant propagation activities beginning with seed collecting and continuing through the harvest. Applicants should have at least two years experience managing a nursery operation, excellent tree identification skills, experience managing staff, a bachelor’s degree in plant and soil science, botany, horticulture or a related field. The Nursery is a growing enterprise at the Intervale Center and we seek someone who can help manage our transition to a larger scale nursery operation. The position will start January 5, 2009 and will be renewed on an annual basis. For a complete job description, please see www.intervale.org. To apply, send resume, cover letter and a list of three professional references to andrea@intervale.org by December 12, 2008.
Director of Curriculum, Instruction and Assessment
The Intervale Center is a nonprofit organization whose mission is to develop farm and land-based enterprises that generate social and economic well being while protecting natural resources.
(.5 FTE Interim Position until June 30, 2008) Join a team of motivated and enthusiastic educators in the Lamoille North Supervisory Union (LNSU) as Director of Curriculum, Instruction and Assessment. Working closely with the superintendent and other senior administrators, you will focus on assessment, curriculum, instruction and data analysis, planning and proposing system-wide improvements, while also coordinating professional staff development and grants administration. A master’s degree in education or its equivalent, coupled with experience in curriculum development and assessment, planning, project management and group facilitation, all gained in a close team environment, are required for success in this position as are strong writing and data analysis skills. A VTDOE superintendent’s or principal’s license would be a real plus. There is a strong possibility that this position will be a 1.0 full time FTE next fiscal year. If you have interest and experience in the above areas and enjoy working in an educational environment, send your resume with three letters of reference to:
LNSU Director Search Lamoille North Supervisory Union Equal Opportunity 95 Cricket HillEmployer. Road Hyde Park, VT 05655
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Environmental Education Faculty Sterling College, a small experiential liberal arts college focusing on ecology and community, invites applications for one full-time position in agriculture and outdoor & environmental education in Craftsbury Common, VT. For detailed description go to www.sterlingcollege.edu/jobs. Submit electronic applications only to pcenkl@sterlingcollege.edu.
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Do you thrive in a positive, forward, can-do culture with an ever-important social mission? Behavior Interventionist - Autism Please visit our website www.ncssinc.org for position details, application links, additional listings and to learn more about NCSS! Rewarding work with great wages, generous amounts of paid time off, health, dental and pension plan, continuing education assistance and much more!
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Position for a progressive and socially responsible redevelopment company. Must be reliable, friendly and independent. Great benefits and a livable wage. Full-time.
Busy salon in Downtown Burlington looking for talented, outgoing, energetic hairstylists/barbers. Full & part-time. Must be dependable.
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SHARED LIVING PROVIDER OPPORTUNITY An independent woman is seeking an active, energetic roommate who can assist her in accessing the community and with learning to increase her independent living skills. She enjoys art, children, animals and shopping. Position includes a generous stipend, paid time off (respite) and ongoing support.
To apply, send your resume and cover letter to Jobs@HowardCenter.org OR For more info and to register, Human Resources/Jobs call VDOL . HowardCenter 160 Flynn Avenue All job seekers, employed and Burlington, VT 05401
If you are interested in taking advantage of this opportunity, please contact Al Frugoli at: 802-655-0511 extension 108 or afrugoli@ccs-vt.org
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people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a
Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue Colchester, VT 05446
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Part-time instructors needed for Spring semester, January – May 2009, at CCV in Burlington to teach: • CIS-1041 Microcomputer Applications I (Fri., 11:45 - 2:30) • CIS-2120 Local Area Networks (Tue., 6:15 - 9:00) • ENG-1310 Introduction to Literature (Mon., 3:00 - 5:45) Also accepting resumes for Fall 2009 potential teaching opportunities in the following areas: • Accounting (multiple levels) • Business (principles and general level courses) • Computerized Accounting • Computer Applications • Introduction to e-Commerce • Economics • Principles of Investments • Social Work Prior professional and college-level teaching experience desired, graduate degree required. Send cover letter and resume to: Tara Arneson, Administrative Assistant Community College of Vermont 119 Pearl St., Burlington, VT 05401 Email if desired. Tara.arneson@ccv.edu. CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other under-represented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements, and will make reasonable accommodations for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant.
FAIR HOUSING PROJECT DIRECTOR
The CVOEO Fair Housing Project is hiring a qualified person for a management-level position with a wide range of responsibilities; the FHP director will work with other programs, agencies and organizations inside and outside of CVOEO with the goal of eliminating or mitigating housing discrimination in Vermont. This position focuses on eliminating both direct and systemic housing discrimination. Primary responsibilities include providing public advocacy on fair housing issues, direct supervision of FHP staff, grant reporting and administration, conducting and coordinating fair housing trainings across the state. Knowledge of fair housing law and legal issues is useful; knowledge of land use or planning issues helpful. Must have a BA in an appropriate field; JD or MA in related discipline is desirable. Must have 3-5 years experience or equivalent education and experience from which comparable skills and knowledge have been attained. Valid driver’s license and personal motor vehicle required. Must be willing to work occasional evenings and weekends. 40 hours per week, salaried position. Excellent benefits. Applications from people of color and diverse cultural groups encouraged. Please see the CVOEO website (cvoeo.org) for more information. No phone calls, please. Send cover letter, resume and names of three references, electronically, to FHP@cvoeo.org by December 15, 2008. EOE
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