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DECEMBER 19-26, 2007 VOL.13 NO.18
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Mind Over Muscle WINTER READING Working out the year’s best tomes BY SARAH TUFF
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Stacking Up WINTER READING A South End book merchant sells history — and narrates it, too BY PAMELA POLSTON
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THE OTHER SIDE OF ‘DOOMESBURY’ I am writing in response to a recent letter to the editor [December 5] by Tara Vaughan-Hughes titled “Doomesbury.” In the letter, Mrs. Vaughan-Hughes blames Middlebury residents for her failed business attempt. We had around 23 places to eat within one mile of her restaurant. Maybe she thought she would stroll into Middlebury, blow our minds with her “good food” and take us away from the places we’ve eaten for decades. Well, she was a victim of her own arrogance. We have a surplus of fine cuisine and smart restaurateurs in this town. There are people with roots here, and people deeply involved in the community. As I think [Vaughan-Hughes] has learned, they are capable of holding on to customers. With all due respect, I talked to many people who ate in her restaurant once, so let’s not pretend she didn’t have a chance. She says the people across the street didn’t know she was there. That can’t be their fault. She says college students didn’t know she was there a whole year into her venture. That is also not their fault. Who does she think is responsible for advertising? Does the city of Vergennes run ads and hang flyers up for her? I didn’t even know about her other restaurant
and I’ve eaten in Vergennes, too. Where was it? She says Vergennes has 25 percent the population of Middlebury, and her business there was thriving. Middlebury has 75 percent more restaurants than Vergennes. Vermont is free of “doomed” towns, Mrs. VaughanHughes, but not free of good food to eat. Michael Maheu MIDDLEBURY
MODERNIZING MIDDLEBURY “Doomesbury” indeed [“Letters,” December 5]! With a nod to Mark Twain, I’m delighted to reassure Seven Days’ readers that reports of Middlebury’s death are greatly exaggerated! Ms. Vaughan-Hughes jeremiad notwithstanding, our community is enjoying a resurgence of initiative unmatched in the past 20 years. Middlebury’s merchants and property owners are investing in their businesses, their buildings and their community. Most important, with exemplary and enlightened guidance and hard work from dedicated community and Middlebury College leaders, a remarkable breadth of initiatives is flourishing: A half-centurydelayed mid-town bridge will be built; a now-beautiful and back-from-the-brink Town Hall Theatre will soon open; clean-up of the banks of Otter Creek and its landmark falls is
underway; and a sparkling new Marbleworks Residence is firmly established. The list of successes goes on. And, yes, the college is exploring how to help students get into closer social proximity with the town. This demonstrates an unprecedented sensitivity to and understanding of its home community. Does Middlebury have challenges? You bet, as do so many other beautiful old Vermont towns.
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time. That’s been a real challenge, she says, since nearly all of their potential members work full time, in offices and laboratories spread throughout the campus and even across the state. “We organize when we go to meetings, when we’re at lunch, when we’re on break and when we’re standing in line for coffee or at the grocery store,” Larsen says. “It’s community building, and it’s very slow.” It’s also very susceptible to union-busting tactics. One distinct advantage of having a national union partner is the out-of-state ammo it brings to the table. The organizing committee’s request for a public statement of neutrality was borne out of concerns of some employees that the
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AFT’s final proposal on grounds it was too rushed and impersonal and didn’t adequately address enough of the group’s wide-ranging needs. After the AFT pulled out, United Staff was left to pick up the pieces, with few resources and no full-time organizers. It lost access to the electronic database AFT had created, as well as the national union’s half-million-dollar war chest. Since then, United Staff has gone decidedly grassroots, relying upon on-campus “basic needs bake sales” to raise money, and marshalling support from student activists such as the Student Labor Action Project (SLAP). Local community groups such as the Vermont Workers Center and the Vermont Livable Wage Campaign
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pate in an anti-union campaign.” The letter, which has not yet been sent, has already garnered at least 172 staff signatures. Virtually all of UVM’s other non-managerial staff are already represented by organized labor. The campus police force joined the Teamsters in 1996; the next year, the service and maintenance workers joined the United Electrical Workers; United Academics UPV/AFT organized the full-time faculty in 2001; two years later, the adjunct faculty followed suit. If approved, the new bargaining unit would represent the largest, most diverse and farthest-flung group of university employees, including library personnel, lab technicians, bookstore workers and UVM Extension staff. It’s not the group’s first organizing effort. The American Federation of Teachers, a national union, tried to drum up support on campus for about a year and a half. In January 2006, the local organizing committee rejected the
are also lending support. “We’re proudly organizing independently,” notes Jennifer Larsen, a senior research technician in UVM’s geology department. “And, we’ve been riding on [SLAP’s] coattails, even when they’re not wearing any,” a reference to SLAP’s nude protest last month in support of a campuswide livable wage. Larsen, who’s been a UVM employee for more than 18 years, says the group has based its current organizing efforts on a model used by the Harvard Union of Clerical and Technical Workers, which also eschewed a nationally affiliated union. “It’s a very different organizing philosophy,” adds Marilyn Eldred, a department administrative coordinator in the UVM physics department “We wanted a very collaborative approach to working with the administration.” While United Staff “doesn’t have a lot of feet on the ground,” Larsen says they conduct their organizing activities in their spare
administration has already positioned itself as firmly opposed to another union. Back in 2005, the administration sent out a series of emails to supervisors and staff clarifying when and where organizing activities were permitted. In one, Lee Stewart, then-interim director of human resources, warned staff not to “disrupt the workplace” or “harass staff” on university grounds. Any [organizer] who refused a supervisor’s request to leave the premises, Stewart wrote, could expect in action from the human resources office, or even campus police. In fact, Eldred recalls an incident in which Sue Thomas, a retired library worker who was helping the AFT with the 2005 union drive, was distributing invitations to an after-work union function when a supervisor told her to leave the building. According to Eldred, Thomas complied. However, the supervisor later contacted campus police and Thomas received an email from UVM Police Chief Gary Margolis.
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VERMONT — Meredith Tomlinson of Colchester is one lucky single mom: This spring, she’ll fly to China to pick up her second adoptive child. But for other prospective Vermont parents, adopting foreign babies is proving to be an increasingly frustrating endeavor. U.S. parents adopted more than 20,000 babies from overseas last year — a two-fold increase since 1989. About a quarter of babies in 2006 came from China. But adopting Chinese kids — the overwhelming majority of whom are girls — got a whole lot harder since the government instituted tighter regulations around parental qualifications. For example, you can’t be fat, blind in one eye or over 50. Wannabe mommies and daddies who used to wait a year to get a Chinese child are now facing delays of up to three or four years. Local advocates say that trend applies to babies from such countries as Korea and Guatemala, too. China is a “very, very popular family-building option” for Vermont parents, observes Ann Clark, director of adoptions at Shelburne’s Adoption Advocates.
2008, the federal government will maintain a “centralized registry” for regulating international adoptions between the U.S. and other Hague Convention signatories. Naylor of Vermont Children’s Aid calls the treaty, which is designed to prevent child trafficking, “a step forward” in terms of human-rights awareness. She cautions, however, that the new configuration will likely create “concern and resistance” among local adoptive parents — i.e., more red tape. Indeed, when it comes to China’s adoption policy, Vermont parents will find plenty to gripe about. In May 2007, the Chinese government stopped accepting adoption applications from single mothers such as Tomlinson. Adoption is limited to married couples, made up of a man and a woman, who have been hitched for at least two years. If either has been divorced, the time requirement increases to five years. “Fortunately, I got in before the cut-off,” notes Tomlinson, 36. She submitted her forms in December 2006.
as Russia and Kazakhstan (also $30,000 per child, according to Clark). At $10,000 per kid, Ethiopia, Liberia and Rwanda are offering more affordable options. “I think we’re going to see a changing international adoption map,” she speculates. “This is typical in the world of foreign adoptions — some countries are open, some are shut,” Clark explains. The last country to severely tighten its adoption policies was India, she recalls. Of course, there’s always the people’s republic of Vermont. Diane Dexter, who coordinates adoptions for the Department for Children and Families, did not return repeated phone calls for this story. But Dorcey Naylor estimates that the state offers more than 100 Vermont-born kids for adoption annually. Parents who provide a home to local specialneeds kids receive state adoption subsidies. Meredith Tomlinson says she once considered adopting a local baby. But after learning of a legal provision whereby biological parents can reclaim their kids within a few months of giving them up,
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The new regs from the People’s Republic also specify neither of the adopting parents can suffer from any of 12 “conditions” including AIDS, “infectious disease,” hearing loss in both ears, “anxiety neurosis” or “severe facial deformation.” On top of that, Chinese officials are now offering fewer of what Clark calls “healthy” kids. The two Chinese babies processed by Adoption Advocates this year were both “special needs.” Meredith Tomlinson opted for a special-needs child — a decision that shortened her potential 2and-a-half year baby-wait by several months. In 2002, by contrast, Tomlinson got her “non-special needs” daughter Shea from China in less than a year. Not surprisingly, some prospective parents are changing course. According to Clark, more Vermonters will soon be sourcing little ’uns from nations such
she thought better of it. Plus, a humanitarian impulse beckoned Tomlinson overseas. Her rationale appears to be a common one. According to Naylor, most foreign-adoption clients are patiently bearing the increased wait times. “Certainly, there’s disappointment,” she concedes. “So many people are coming to adoption out of loss to begin with” — 90 percent of them are infertile. “But these are strong people,” Naylor asserts, “and the vast majority of them say, ‘OK, this is the way it’s going to be, and we’re going to have to wait longer . . . so let’s find ways to enjoy the present.’” “Yes, the waits can be long, and there’s a lot of paperwork,” Tomlinson adds. “But at the end of it, I see my daughter’s face, and I would do it a million times this way to bring more children home.” >
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“I was also told to leave a department when I was in there talking to people a couple of years ago,” Eldred recalls. “The supervisor came marching out and said, ‘You’re not supposed to be in here doing this.’ I said, ‘Are you asking me to leave?’ and he said, ‘Yes.’” James Haslam is director at the Vermont Workers Center. He says that if UVM is intimidating its employees from discussing union issues in the workplace, it could be violating the law. “If you’re not allowed to go around and talk about Girl Scout cookies or the Patriots game, then you might not be allowed to talk about a union,” Haslam explains. “But if you’re allowed to discuss any of those things, they can’t discriminate.”
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And, while the administration’s emails may sound like “yesterday’s news,” they have a residual discouraging effect. Larsen points out that only two weeks ago, she was discussing the union with a UVM Extension employee, who asked, “Are we even allowed to be having this conversation right now? “It’s that chill. It’s very effective,” Larsen adds. “In a population that already feels very vulnerable in this time in our culture, where the employee-employer relationship is becoming much more detached . . . people feel like they can be dropped at a whim.” Enrique Corredera is UVM’s director of communications. He wasn’t aware of the 2005 incident involving Chief Margolis. But while UVM doesn’t see the need for another union on campus, he
says the administration recognizes workers’ right to organize. “Our position has been that we consider ourselves to be an excellent employer and that we offer a very competitive compensation package and very good working conditions,” Corredera says. “From the administration perspective, we don’t see the benefit of seeking unionization for those employees who are not unionized.” Corredera won’t comment on whether the administration will adopt a statement of neutrality, except to say, “It’s something we’ll take under advisement.” Rutgers University took a different tack. The university’s administration and its most disparate labor group worked in cooperation to come up with a contract. It was ratified last weekend. >
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Lawn Ornament Energy Impacts Are Minimal COLCHESTER — The bulbous human forms on Mark Lacroix’s front lawn gently bob and wobble under the weight of falling snow, like barroom drunks nodding off over glasses of beer. The inebriated effect seems apropos for the inflatable Homer Simpson, but less so for Frosty the Snowman or Santa Claus, who lies nearly flat on his back. But as Lacroix’s daughter brushes the snow off the air-filled lawn decorations, the roaring fans inside the figures perk them right back up. During the holidays, Lacroix and his neighbor across the street have a friendly rivalry going, illuminating this stretch of Richfield Lane in Colchester like a ride at Disneyworld. “It’s not really a full-out competition like you see on TV,” Lacroix admits. “But we try to liven it up for the neighborhood.” One would assume the Lacroixs are also livening things up for the folks at Green Mountain Power, animating six large, inflatable lawn decorations as well as strings of flashing holiday lights and loudspeakers that chime Christmas music in the background for several hours each night. In fact, Vermont’s second largest electricity provider reports that, when it comes to winter energy consumption, holiday lights and decorations barely even register on their meters. “We don’t want to be Grinches and say, ‘Don’t use Christmas lights,’” notes Dotty Schnure at Green Mountain Power. “We just say that if you’re going to use energy, use it efficiently.” Likewise, Chris Burns at the Burlington Electric Department says that when they look at the “hourly load shape” of residential energy consumption, lawn ornaments — even the large, fan-driven inflatables that have become ubiquitous in the last few years — don’t spike the grid like, say, 750-watt air conditioners do on hot summer afternoons. “Yeah, we see the [inflatable] Santas out there on the Chevy Chase-style homes,” Burns says. “They do cause complaints for folks who didn’t realize how much it can add to their bill. But the variability is tremendous . . . and they’re not the killers you’d think they’d be.” To offer some perspective, consider a typical 6foot inflatable Santa, which draws about 60 watts of power. Assuming its fan is kept running 24 hours per day, it consumes 1440 watt/hours, or 1.44 kilowatthours per day. At 13 cents per kilowatt-hour, keeping Santa standing upright costs that homeowner about 18 cents per day. This time of year, the more significant energy drivers are furnace fans, boiler motors, electrical space heaters and lights, Burns explains. KEN PICARD
Global Orgasm — Just Do It VERMONT — When The Beatles implored us all to “come together,” this probably isn’t what they had in mind. At the precise moment the sun reaches its most southerly point — 1:08 a.m. on December 22 in Vermont (otherwise known as the winter solstice) — the world will experience an unprecedented climax. At least that’s the hope of those organizing the second annual Synchronized Global Orgasm for Peace. In addition to encouraging humans everywhere
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Should the Smoking Ban Be Up to Voters? BURLINGTON — If you thought the Church Street smoking ban debate was over, think again. One city councilor is floating the idea of putting the decision in voters’ hands. Following a November 26 city council vote not to pursue a smoking ban on the Marketplace, Councilor Joan Shannon (D-Ward 5) posted comments on her community Front Porch Forum — a neighborhood email listserv — asking her constituency if they would be interested in making the decision themselves. “If there was interest, I would also be supportive of placing the issue on the ballot and letting the voters decide what kind of environment they want on the Marketplace,” Shannon’s posting reads. By an 8-5 margin, the council shot down Councilor Ed Adrian’s (D-Ward 1) original proposal asking the Marketplace Commission to hear public testimony on the issue. Shannon says she has heard mixed reactions to the council’s decision and wants to “take the pulse of the community” before canning the idea altogether. “I think it’s worth a conversation, and I think it’s unfortunate that the resolution got voted down,” she says, stressing that Adrian’s proposal was not an outright ban but an attempt to start a dialogue. “We need to stay in touch with where people are on this issue,” Shannon says. There are two ways a referendum item can make its way onto the ballot. The council can vote it on, or residents can write it onto the ballot themselves by signing a petition. Shannon says it would take about 2000 signatures to get the smoking ban on the ballot. “I would support any measure that brings this question to the people,” says Adrian. Interestingly, Councilor Paul Decelles (R-Ward 7) — who voted against the original measure — says he would back a referendum item, but only if it came from the people. Though he disagrees with a ban, Decelles says he supports “the democratic process of the citizenry doing this.” Shannon says she’s heard from people on both sides of the issue and doesn’t expect to get the question on the ballot this coming March. But she’s not ruling out the possibility of a future referendum if public support swings toward a ban. “With an issue like this, you have to wait till the time is right,” she notes. “If you had tried to ban smoking in bars 20 years ago, people would have told you that is absolutely ridiculous.” PATRICK RIPLEY
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“He got my book idea on the desk of Paul Elie at FSG, who is also a legend,� said Graff. “And he called me as soon as he read it. He loved the idea right from the start and we sort of crafted the book together.� The “most fun,� beyond the actual writing, he told us, “was the back and forth that Paul and I had in the editing. He’s a fabulous editor and I was very lucky.� And what will the former Dean for President campaign staffer be doing in 2008? “I’m just watching this campaign,� he told us. “I like this side a lot more than the other. The hours are better and you get weekends off.� Nice. And the next book? “We’re trying to figure out what that’s going to be,� he said this week. Good luck. Reefer Madness Update — A surprise development last week in the “reefer madness� battle between Republican Gov. Jim Douglas and Windsor County State’s Attorney Bobby Sand, a Democrat, regarding the prosecution of first-time marijuana offenders in Windsor County. In a plea deal, Sand had given court diversion to a first-time, 61-year-old female pot offender who also happened to be an attorney and part-time judge. The guv jumped in RonaldReagan style and decreed that, henceforth, first-time marijuana offenders who are busted by state police in Windsor County would be prosecuted by the attorney general’s office. Previously, Sand had bravely spoken out, suggesting lawmakers may want to examine current drug laws, and there are indications that just might happen in the coming legislative session. The sad fact is, notes Sand, we don’t have a better handle on the “drug problem� today than we did 30 years ago. Sand and his supporters suggest that if drug abuse is a health problem, perhaps we should treat it as a health problem. That just might be a more effective use of our taxpayer dollars. While Gov. Scissorhands may have expected his intervention to shore up his law-and-order image for the 2008 election season, it appears to have had the opposite effect. Last week, Gov. Douglas announced he was withdrawing his edict. He said he had been led to believe that Sand had a “blanket policy,� when in fact, Sand had now made it perfectly clear he does not and never did. Of course, Douglas could have confirmed that weeks ago. Sand had been trying to reach him, but the guv, we’re told, wasn’t taking the prosecutor’s call. Yours truly caught up with Gov. Scissorhands at the Dealer.com ribbon-cutting the other day. Nobody does it better! Douglas told “Inside Track� he stood “behind everything I’ve said,� but was clearly eager to
move on to other subjects. “Let’s look to the future,� said Jimbo. OK. Whatever you say, guv! The Future Governor? — Looking to the future this fine wintry afternoon in Vermont, we see the rising gubernatorial candidacy of the man who looks to have the best shot against Jim Douglas next November — Progressive Anthony Pollina. According to reliable sources, Pollina for Governor campaign operatives have begun taking steps to recruit paid campaign staff and seek office space. Should become visible soon. Sources say Pollina has been getting good results with his fundraising efforts and encountering plenty of enthusiasm and encouragement. The recent floating of former Democratic Lt. Gov. Doug Racine’s name was less than a genuine trial balloon. Doug is not interested. Trust me. But the Vermont Democrats do want a horse they can back in the race. A horse with a chance of winning. On issues from health care to the environment, Democrats are stymied by the current occupant of the Fifth Floor. Certainly Gov. Douglas will be a strong favorite for reelection next November. But 2008, what Young Graff calls “The First Campaign,� will have an extra-big turnout due to the presidential race, and it promises to be a little different thanks to the World Wide Web. Damage Control — The Democrats who caved to Gov. Douglas on health-care reform tried to make the best of it the other day. They were real short on specifics, but put the best face on it. Next session they want to focus on folks who are selfemployed or work for small businesses, have health insurance, but are getting hammered by the cost and the high deductibles. House Speaker Gaye Symington, 52, went for the personal touch, telling reporters and a crowd of lobbyists that last year she underwent “a regular feature of being a woman.� She had a PAP smear. It came back with “questionable results,� said Speaker Gaye, so a second test, costing $2000, was recommended. Fortunately, she said, her family’s comprehensive coverage picked it up. “I didn’t have to think twice about having the second test,� said Symington. “If I had a $5000 deductible, I’m not so sure I would have.� Senate Democrat Boss Peter Shumlin told a similar tale of rapidly escalating insurance costs at his family’s travel business. No longer does he offer a Cadillac health plan to his workers at Putney Travel, he said. In fact, Shummy said, the press apparently does not consider 20 to 30 percent jumps in the cost of health insurance to be newsworthy. “Have you read anywhere,� asked Shumlin, “that Blue Cross-
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The Clinton Advantage! Blue Shield’s health savings account policies for Vermont businesses are going up 31 percent this year?” Peter and Gaye said all the right things, promised some sort of bill would pass, though nothing major in the coming session. Also catching their act was Rob Roper, chairman of the off Vermont Republican Party. Roper had a line we hadn’t heard before. He accused the pair of Democratic Statehouse leaders of trying “to put 2 pounds of manure into a 1-pound bag.” 59 Church St, Burlington VT Despite the legislative leader(802) 859-0200 ship downplaying expectations for significant health-care reform measures in the 2008 session ahead, the drumbeat will 1x4-Hatley121907.indd 1 12/14/07 9:12:37 AM not die down. Health-care reform advocates, we’re hearing, intend to make their presence felt under the Golden Dome. Vermonters who have healthinsurance coverage have been learning this fall that costs are skyrocketing. Until we learn from the rest of the civilized world and go single-payer, things will continue to deteriorate. Does anyone still doubt that? Even more and more doctors are getting on board these days!
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Last Call — Heard the sweet voice of ex-U.S. Ambassador to Slovakia Skip Vallee this week. The former Republican National Committeeman from Vermont is home after serving as George W. Bush’s ambassador at the embassy in Bratislava for almost two and a half years. Gasoline Vallee is easing back into running the family fuel business: R.L. Vallee Fuels. He also owns the chain of Maplefield’s mini-marts. Skip tells “Inside Track” he’s “not going to be doing any politics.” However, said Skippy — excuse me — Ambassador Skippy, “I may help out the governor once in awhile.” Ambassador Vallee visited more than 200 towns in Slovakia. In fact, one of the former St. Albans BFA hockey star’s final official acts was to play in a women’s pro hockey game. Skip told “Inside Track” he suited up for a half-game with each side. What a guy! We asked Skip how much money he had raised for the Bush-Cheney ticket to “buy” the ambassadorship? “I gladly served my country,” he told us. “I hope I served it well.” According to OpenSecrets. org, Vallee was a Bush “Ranger” in 2004, having raised more than $200,000 for the campaign. The ambassadorship, Vallee told us, was a “life-changing and enriching experience.” Hey, you get what you pay for, right? � Read “Freyne Land,” Peter’s blog online at sevendaysvt.com. To reach Peter Freyne, email freyne@sevendaysvt.com. 4x11.5-diageo-tattoo1.indd 1
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WRONG CHOICE After reading your article on Planned Parenthood protesters [“Protestors Worry Planned Parenthood Staff and Patients,” November 21], I felt compelled to write this letter. After all these years, it amazes me that antichoice protestors are still targeting the clinics. I have been going to Planned Parenthood for health-care services since I was 18 years old. The providers have been nothing short of completely dedicated to women’s health. The providers help women through valuable education, counseling and preventive health care. The women providers are knowledgeable, friendly and extremely informative on a wide range of health-care issues. The anti-choice protesters who show up at the clinics most likely don’t have any idea of the valuable services Planned Parenthood provides the community. The protesters seem to be mostly focused on abortions and don’t think about the health-care services, education about disease prevention and family planning that the clinics provide. Instead of spending their time and energy protesting the clinics, perhaps they should learn about these valuable services and become involved activists in education about disease prevention, sexuality and responsible decision-making. By simply standing in front of clinics, they are only making it harder for women to access the services they need. Virginia Renfrew
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Editor’s Note: This poem is in response to the lawsuit explained in a recent article on the website iBrattleboro.com [“Bloggers Bash ‘Old Media’, Take on Libel Suit,” December 12]. REAL AMERICANS What an inspiring article [“Teen ‘Badass’ Leads Recruiter Protest,” December 5]. Intelligent and thoughtful teens piercing the dark clouds of political hype, getting together to organize, and actually willing to put up instead of shutting up. I commend you all for your actions and willingness to voice your opinions, which contradict the accepted status quo. I just wish that the teenagers in my low-income/low-educational/ no-job-opportunities county on the other side of the country were half as motivated as these young citizens are. You have shown yourselves to be true citizens of the Constitution (that goddamn piece of paper). Seal Morgan CHEWELAH, WA
SVENGALI MY ASS! Dude! Enough with the calling my husband weird already [“Soundbites,” December 5]! Actually, I take that back. I prefer weird over Svengali! My husband, the evil, manipulative magician who hypnotizes people into listening to Lullatone and James Tenney? Don’t let the thesaurus get away from you, Dan! As anyone who knows my husband will tell you, Greg is the opposite of a Svengali. He’s a gentle, open-eared man who is interested in exploring and sharing sound with others. He is joyously dedicated to organizing shows and bringing different music to town. He doesn’t deserve to be at best ridiculed and at worst characterassassinated in the local paper because of his eclectic interests and friends. Dan, please come meet my husband. In fact, come over for dinner. Then you can write anything you want. Mandy Davis BURLINGTON
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NOT COOL Does anyone else but me find the recent American Apparel ad on the back page of Section B of Seven Days in very poor taste [November 28]? Check it out. I think it borders on child porn. It depicts a preteen with a “hoodie.” The picture, admittedly poor in quality, suggests that the young girl has nothing on under the “hoodie,” either top or bottom. Not to mention the fact that she looks like she is about to take it off. Is this what we want our young teens thinking is “cool?” No wonder it was just announced nationally that the teen pregnancy rate is rising again. I’m no prude, but enough already. Do these people, do you people, realize the power you
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Not a Bad Seat in the House: Albert B. Chandler and His Marvelous Music Hall by M. Dickey Drysdale et al. Chandler Center for the Arts, 106 pages. $29.95 hardcover; $14.95 paperback. Before satellite TV, iPods and the Internet brought a dizzying array of entertainment options, town music halls and opera houses linked rural Vermonters to the bright lights of “big-city� culture.
In Not a Bad Seat in the House, M. Dickey Drysdale recounts the colorful history of Randolph’s hall, now known as the Chandler Center for the Arts. Historic photos, drawings, letters and interviews flesh out an affectionate centennial tribute. The book chronicles the structure’s rollercoaster fortunes as its community role changed. Drysdale is editor and publisher of The Herald of Randolph and an active member of central Vermont’s arts community: music director of the Randolph Singers for 25 years and longtime Chandler volunteer. Not a Bad Seat opens with a fasci-
nating sketch of the original man behind the music hall — homegrown industrialist-turned-philanthropist Albert Chandler (1840-1923). The youngest of 13 children, he worked alongside Abraham Lincoln during the Civil War, sending and decoding telegraph transmissions that served as “the President’s daily lifeline to his far-flung generals and armies.� Chandler became a communications mogul who always maintained his Randolph roots. He intended the music hall’s stateof-the-art facilities as “a force for the upbuilding of the moral and intellectual condition of this entire community,� he said on opening night in 1907. A bounty of diverse programming characterized the early decades: plays, operas, music and even ballet with controversial, knee-baring costumes. After World War II, top productions stopped touring the hinterlands as TV’s reach spread, and the Chandler went into decline. The town considered razing the aging building for a parking lot. In the early 1970s, the “perfect community catalyst� of musical theater saved the hall. Annual productions engaged volunteer energy, raised funds for long-deferred repairs, and “reaffirmed for the Randolph public at large what a great thing it is to have your own music hall.� ELISABETH CREAN
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servations, anecdotes and insights are those of the Real Rusty. He does bear some resemblance to his backwoodsman — as in, a little rough-hewn. For one thing, DeWees has no use for the fussy strictures of “proper” English: spelling, syntax, punctuation, etc. If this offends language purists, they should think of, say, Mark Twain. Truth is, DeWees has a pitch-perfect ear for vernacular speech — including his own. And, as Vermont poet David Budbill notes in his foreward to Scrawlins, DeWees has flawless timing as well. This can be harder to pull off in prose than in performance, but DeWees makes up for it in the rhythm of his sentences. He writes in “ben and betsy frank-
ems tend to sound nostalgic. The book’s title comes from a line in a poem by Ann B. Day, “The Quick Coming of Night,” about the passing of a family farm: “We’d pull the cords of yellow light / to brighten the barn against the night.” The poem ends with a regretful “Now, no lights glow.”
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A judging committee of three — John Elder, the Middlebury College professor of nature writing, and Castleton State College English profs Tom Smith (retired) and Joyce Thomas (poet) — selected these works out of 223 submissions. Many express wonder at changes in season or sightings of wild animals and budding flowers, leading to thoughtful, Robert
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a generation still stunned by the Kennedy assassination. A section in the front summarizes the pop-cultural tsunami that began even earlier, when boomers were in elementary school — Dr. Spock, Elvis Presley, the Beats, James Dean, J.D. Salinger, Jackson Pollock. Like any slice of history, much of it seems quaint 40 years later. Consider Time magazine’s description of rock ’n’ roll in 1956: “An unre-
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pull-quotes and sidebars and inyour-face typography. Laban Carrick Hill’s text is a straightforward, nonjudgmental reprisal of a tumultuous period — though he does gloss over a few things, e.g., the irresponsible sex part. For readers who were young in the 1960s, America Dreaming is a capsule reminder of a remarkable coming-of-age time. Whatever conclusions a young reader today might draw from it — or from any disappointing history since — the book focuses on what a generation can accomplish if they put their minds to it. “The lesson learned from the ’60s was that all people — young, old, and in between — could make a difference,” Hill instructs, “. . . that was an important lesson indeed.” PAMELA POLSTON
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Frost-like insights. Others focus on relationships, often generational: In “Summer Lunch in Stowe,” Earline Marsh’s poem reflects on the pleasure of basking in a nowgrown granddaughter’s “shadow.” Rare is the poem that isn’t comprehensible on a first read, but all are richly re-readable. “Anne Boleyn’s Dressmaker,” by PSOV vice-president Carol Milkuhn, ventures into a Browning-esque dramatic monologue, leaving the impression that the queen and her seamstress had a complicated relationship. Certain images remain long after turning the page. The speaker of “Rose in the Shade of August,” by Barbara Asen, is massaging an 89-year-old woman when she notices, “How like my infant’s back and butt, / Your soles and heels together in my hands.” AMY LILLY
America Dreaming: How Youth Changed America in the ’60s by Laban Carrick Hill. Little, Brown and Co., 166 pages. $19.99. Listed for “ages 12 and up,” America Dreaming intends to show young adults today what it meant to be young — and abnormally influential — in the 1960s. Like any good textbook, it covers the basics: the radical politics borne of the Vietnam War, civil-rights demonstrations and uprisings by blacks, Latinos and Native Americans, the dawn of environmental consciousness, the second wave of feminism. Hippies and flower power. Yippies. And, of course, the music — The Beatles happened to
lenting, socking syncopation that sounds like a bull whip; a choleric saxophone honking mating call sounds; an electric guitar turned up so loud that its sound shatters and splits . . .” America Dreaming is a sort of CliffsNotes of the ’60s, but with cool design — lots of vintage photos, eye-popping colors, large
If your idea of a good winter read is true tales of dastardly deeds, then Vintage Vermont Villainies might be just the book. John Stark Bellamy II brings a dozen notorious Green Mountain crimes back to life with a Kodachrome eye for detail. (The author, a recent Vermont transplant, penned six collections of similar sagas in his native Ohio.) As Bellamy reminds the reader, macabre murders and mysteries from the past prove the old saw that truth is stranger than fiction. Bellamy’s “pronounced antiquarian streak” leads him to focus on the “peculiarities of past
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manners, past speech and past lifestyles.� He mines newspaper accounts, court records and other presumably dry archival materials for vivid specifics, such as how blood spattered at a sugar-shack murder scene. Some finds shock modern sensibilities, especially copious courtroom theatrics (displaying a victim’s severed head to the jury!) and repeatedly botched hangings (necks don’t snap, and the condemned strangle slowly instead). The author recounts each crime with cinematic pace and cohesion, using swift brushstrokes to sketch character flaws, make behavioral insights, and summarize legal wrangling. His language often has an arch, slightly old-fashioned air, which feels appropriate both to the time period and lurid subject matter. A john who killed a Rutland madam “made himself notorious as a profligate if unimaginative rake, drinking heavily, boasting of sexual conquests.� Lawyers for a mentally unstable Montpelier murderess planned to solicit five generations worth of evidence proving her “the inevitable fruit of a degenerate family tree.� Notwithstanding this colorful catalogue of capital crime, murder remained rare in Vermont. Only 25 killers (just two women) were ever executed in the state’s history, the last in 1954. One fascinating detail: The legislature, not the Supreme Court, voted on deathsentence appeals. ELISABETH CREAN
Grandfather’s Gift: A Journey to the Heart of the World Photographs and essays by Ethan Hubbard. Heron Dance Press, 222 pages. $19.95. In his 10th book, Chelsea-based “global documentary� photographer Ethan Hubbard shares black-and-white images and written descriptions from many countries he’s seen in more than 40 years. Given his tendency to
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visit indigenous peoples and to revere close-to-nature cultures, you might think the title of this softcover volume refers to a respected elder in some farflung corner of the globe. Turns out, it’s Hubbard. Now 65, he posits the book as a gift to granddaughters Ella and Grace. An introductory letter begins: “I thought it would be fun to share with you what I have been doing for the past forty years — TRAVELING!� Of course, the letter is also a neat way of signaling to all readers Hubbard’s lifetime of crisscrossing the globe, hanging out with and falling in love with diverse cultures, languages, customs and faces. Oh, those faces. The photos reveal both the remarkable variety of human life on the planet as well as the common threads. One of the latter: Everyone — no matter how poor, hardworking or toothless — knows how to smile at a camera. No doubt this photographer’s obvious delight is contagious; Hubbard infuses the personal anecdotes that accompany his images with words like “magical� and “energy� and “spirit.� It’s not that he ignores the considerable negatives of the world — poverty is a frequent backdrop. Strife sometimes lurks as well. But Hubbard prefers to focus on the resiliency of his fellow man. And just as he relies on the kindness of strangers in his travels, he gives it in return. Grandfather’s Gift is, in fact, a lovely gift for anyone who wishes they could roam the world, too — where there is no McDonald’s, Wal-Mart or Starbucks. PAMELA POLSTON
Hunger Mountain: The Vermont College Journal of Arts & Letters Fall 2007, 200 pages. $10. This twice-yearly literary arts journal is only five years old, but
it has attracted some weighty names. Barbados-born Kamau Brathwaite contributes a poem — and his own font — in the latest issue. So do Marvin Bell, formerly of the Iowa Writers’ Workshop, and Mark Jarman at Vanderbilt University. The volume also features a sweeping geographical representation: Robin Hemley, director of the University of Iowa’s Nonfiction Writing Program, writes an essay on his time in the Philippines; Heather Kirn’s short story is called “A Rough Guide to Living in Japan�; Randa Jarrar’s “The Story of My Building� is set in Gaza, while Jerusalem-based poet Shirley Kaufman writes of the Dead Sea meeting the sky at “an ink blue line.� But the best reason to pick up a copy of this gorgeously produced selection of short stories, creative nonfiction, poems and full-color reproductions of paintings is the opening story by Andrew McCuaig, which won the journal’s fourth Howard Frank Mosher Short Fiction Prize. McCuaig is a high school English teacher in Madison, Wisconsin, whose work has garnered both readers’ choice awards and publication in the 2006 Norton short-story anthology, Flash Fiction Forward. “A Soldier’s Story�
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is told from the point of view of an Iraq war returnee whose right arm was blown off in a suicide bombing. Determinedly unsentimental, the story touches on the disconnect between civilians and those who have experienced war, the struggles of maimed but still young vets to redefine their lives, and the hypocritically warm reception our society grants returned soldiers from wealthy families — those who “didn’t have to join the military.â€? Hunger Mountain is produced by Union Institute and University’s Montpelier site, Vermont College. This issue was guest-edited by four professors in the MFA in Writing Program, prose writers Phyllis Barber and Ellen Lesser, and poets Richard Jackson and Natasha SajĂŠ. AMY LILLY
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Bush’s Forehead People who become powerful lose the ability to see things from other people’s point of view, according to researchers at Northwestern University’s Kellogg School of Management. Asked to draw the letter E on their foreheads with a marker, volunteers who felt powerless were three times more likely to draw it so it was readable by someone facing them. Those made to feel powerful drew the letter so that it read correctly from their internal perspective. The consequence, University of California at Berkeley social psychologist Dacher Keltner told The Washington Post, is that people who lack power are pretty good at guessing the opinions of those around them, whereas those in power tend to be inaccurate. Subordinates make matters worse by hesitating to tell superiors things they do not want to hear, further distorting the perspectives of the powerful.
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Cecil, What’s the straight dope on children’s sleepwear? In the U.S., children’s pajamas and nightgowns are required by law to be flame-retardant, but I’ve been told the chemicals used to treat fabrics so they meet this standard cause cancer. Is that true? And how likely are children to catch fire, anyway? I don’t allow my children to smoke in bed, and I suspect they are more likely to get cancer. Which should I spend more time worrying about? Befuddled in Boston I figure I’ll address this issue now, as we’re heading into one of the fieriest stretches on the calendar. While the crown for outdoor fires belongs to July 4, the likelihood of unwanted home fires spikes over the winter holidays — compared to a typical day there are more than twice as many on New Year’s and nearly two and a half times as many on Christmas. Fires started by candles are four times likelier on Christmas, and the combo of wired-up tree, discarded wrapping paper and roaring fireplace (often in close proximity) can result in the dreaded decoration fire, responsible on average for four times the property damage and almost 20 times the fatalities of an ordinary house fire. In all, from the day before Christmas to the day after, an annual average of more than 12,000 fires nationwide cause about $92 million in damage and 34 fatalities. OK, enough seasonal cheer. If you don’t get why kids are more susceptible to fire-related injury at night, you’re not thinking hard enough. (1) At night kids are likely to be — get this — asleep. As such, they’re prone to miss little cues like smoke filling the room, flames licking at the foot of the bed or, it turns out, a blaring alarm. That’s because, as parents and babysitters will confirm, children sleep differently from adults: to wit, more soundly, with a longer wake-up curve. One eye-opening Australian study reported that a hallway smoke alarm with an at-the-pillow volume level of 60 decibels was able to reliably wake only 6 percent of kids between 6 and 15. And while kids as a group are slightly less likely to die in a fire than the general population, for children ages zero to 4, the risk is actually 20 percent greater. (2) Many grown-ups are also partial to sleeping at night, which often impedes them in the crucial task of keeping kids from going up in flames. (3) Given that little children don’t exhibit the best danger-avoidance behavior even at peak alertness and
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Dear Cecil, Recently I was purchasing sleepwear for my offspring. The paperwork attached to one garment informed me that it wasn’t made with flame-resistant material and should therefore be worn snug. Other garments were clearly marked as not being intended as sleepwear because the material it was made out of wasn’t flame-resistant. This led me to wonder: Why is my bundle of joy more likely to catch on fire in the middle of the night than during the day when he’s running around in sweat pants and a T-shirt? New Mommy, Anchorage
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have thin skin that’s particularly vulnerable to serious burns, it seems pretty reasonable they be sent to bed in duds that are unlikely to catch fire. And that’s what Consumer Products Safety Commission sleepwear regulations have tried to ensure. Years ago, this meant all clothing sold as sleepwear had to be made from fabric that was itself flame-resistant, and one common method of compliance was treating ordinary fabric with fire-retardant chemicals. This, of course, meant kids wound up spending a lot of time in contact with those chemicals, and from early on there was concern over possible health ramifications. The fire-retardant Tris was found to be both carcinogenic and absorbable through the skin and mouth; the CPSC did the math, saw it the same way Befuddled did, and banned the stuff in 1977. (Many other additives have similar issues — substances called PBDEs, though not used in sleepwear, are found in mattress and furniture foam even though they’ve been linked to learning and reproductive disorders, thyroid problems, and cancer.) But fabrics treated with such chemicals have all but disappeared from the pajama game, and despite what many believe, current CPSC standards don’t require that kids’ sleepwear be flame-resistant. What it has to be is either (a) made from materials that can pass flammability tests, which include, for instance, most ordinary polyesters, or (b) tight-fitting, with tapered sleeves and legs and no dangling ornamentation. Why? One, clothing that hangs loose is more apt to find its way into any nearby flames; two, since tight-fitting clothing has less surface area, it has less contact with the oxygen needed to fuel a fire and is thus less likely to burn. So, rather than lose sleep over pajama-related fire injuries or pajama-related cancer, suit the brood up in snug CPSC-approved jammies and you’ll have hours to lie awake envisioning the day they get their learner’s permits. CECIL ADAMS
Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.
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Pilates for the Outdoor Athlete by Lauri Ann Stricker ($27.95, Fulcrum Publishing) Author, climber and Pilates instructor Lauri Ann Stricker lives in another über-outdoorsy state: Colorado. After years of training rock climbers, skiers, mountain bikers, hikers and multi-sport athletes — and treating them for their overuse injuries — she has written a sensible guide to the benefits of Pilates for those who prefer adventurous pursuits. The 248-page book includes clear instructions accompanied by photos.
Searching for Thoreau: On the Trails and Shores of Wild New England by Tom Slayton ($18.95, Images from the Past) Former Vermont Life Editor Tom Slayton does exactly what the title promises in this 240-page tome about the quintessential New England out-
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ast spring the Flynndog presented a group exhibition called “Primavera 2007” that featured 11 Latin, or LatinEXHIBIT influenced, artists. Among the highlights of that excelSolo exhibition by Amaru Chiza. lent show were the untitled Flynndog, abstractions of Ecuadorian Burlington. painter Amaru Chiza. This Through month, he has the whole cavDecember. ernous gallery to himself. Chiza’s close-knit color harARTWORK “Abstraction monies, intricate textures and #13” by Amaru simplified geometric forms Chiza make for a powerful, coherPHOTO ent solo exhibition. While Marc Awodey abstract paintings dominate the show, a dozen giclée cityscapes and a nude portrait also appear. Chiza, an internationally acclaimed painter of Inca heritage, has a 40-year exhibition record. He now resides in New York City, which explains the prints here — copies of watercolors and oils produced in the Big Apple. “A Cold Day on 59th Street” is a 40-by-30-inch giclée made from an oil painting that stresses the city’s verticality. In the black, white and gray snow scene, pedestrians scurry up a street under hulking skyscrapers. The piece is described with nearly photorealist precision. It is not totally bleak, however — a few splashes of color animate the dreary afternoon. An open umbrella belonging to a passerby at lower left flashes a rainbow of hues and anchors the entire composition at street level. That moment of color is the real focal point of the work.
float over the blocks and lines, while dots pepper the left side of the picture plane. Chiza’s abstract aesthetic is so consistent that every painting is essentially a variation on the same theme of weights and counterweights. Yet, even with relatively few deviations in form, the individual works are original and distinctive. In
Chiza’s close-knit color harmonies, intricate textures and simplified geometric forms make for a powerful, coherent solo exhibition. Chiza’s judicious color sense carries through his 26 abstractions at the Flynndog. The 50-by-50-inch “Abstraction #13” glows with shades ranging from turquoise to deep purple. The paintings are architectonic in their arrangements of rectangles, circles, lines and dots, yet their color fields are rich and organic. In “Abstraction #13,” rows of thin red, white and green perpendicular lines provide a counterpoint to the slightly diagonal axes of blue and purple blocks. Translucent circles and rectangles
“Abstraction #14A,” a three-banded foundation of ocher-white-ocher breaks the picture vertically into thirds and provides the backdrop for a poetic tangle of fine lines, circles and half-circles. A central form, which seems to have been loosely influenced by Spanish painter Joan Miró, stands in the center of the 48-by-48-inch piece. Red, yellow and orange are the dominant hues, but clouds of their complementary colors — violet and blue-green — effervesce in the negative spaces.
A few constructions are also included in the exhibition, demonstrating that Chiza’s vision translates well across media. In the roughly 20-inchsquare “Construction #2,” various metals take the place of paint. Copper, aluminum, brass and silvercolored metals are abutted by and inset within one another to make this lively abstraction. Groups of holes and etched vertical lines pierce different areas of the work. Another such piece, entitled “2-Dimensional Construction #16,” is a black-and-white, 32-by-40inch collage of paper, matte board and cardboard. Here, dots of pencil echo the actual holes in the metal construction. Despite Chiza’s skill with color, a major influence on his aesthetic is revealed when he abandons tonalities completely. His “Construction #24,” an eloquent, 20-inch-square relief sculpture of cast, embossed white paper, recalls Incan stonework. Instead of images’ being constructed from grids, trapezoidal shapes are inset between long curved lines, much as boulders were fitted together to create Incan walls. The lines and dots of Chiza’s pieces — features that appear across media — resemble the scarification and pitting seen on those weathered structures. Vermonters facing months of white, frigid landscapes may want to take in this South American artist’s colorful, accomplished exhibition before it closes on December 31. m
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AMY JELEN: Works in stained glass. Mirabelles, Burlington, 922-4586. Through December. TARRAH KRAJNAK: Photo-based portraiture by the UVM art prof. SEABA Gallery, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 859-9222. Through February.
DOMINIQUE GUSTIN: Paintings. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909. Through December. DOK WRIGHT: "Aria," nude portraits. ArtSpace 106 at The Men's Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through January.
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TALKS/ EVENTS HOLIDAY OPEN HOUSE: A variety of gifts including original paintings, giclée prints and cards by Cristine Cambrea and Shawna Cross are available for the season. The Cambrea Stone Gallery, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 839-0790. December 19-22, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m.
ONGOING :: burlington area JENNIFER KOCH: "Specimen & Marriages of Reason," box constructions, multimedia works and prints by the 2007 winner of the Barbara Smail Award. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through January 12. JUDE BOND: "Intrepid - Stitch," a sculptural, mixed-media installation depicting the artist's vision of the Antarctic, and a sampling of art textiles created over the past 12 years using historical techniques and traditions. 215 College Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662. "Stitch'n" drop-in stitch times with Bond on December 28, January 4 & 11, 4-8 p.m. Through January 13. DINA SENESAC: Affordable, natureinspired works in watercolors, acrylics and papier-mâché. Rose Street Artists' Co-op, Burlington, 343-0703. Through December 30. JIM LEVEILLEE & KAREN VOGEL: "Metempirics, Armistice," paintings and photographs. Penny Cluse Café, Burlington, 318-1906. Through January 15. PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. 4x11.5-diageo-bushmills.indd 1
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:: champlain valley ‘SPIRIT OF THE SEASON’: Works in multiple media, including holiday ornaments, by members of the Guild. Brandon Artists' Guild, 2474956. Through December. REED A. PRESCOTT III & JIM CUNNINGHAM: "Over the River & Through the Woods," paintings and prints, and turned wood pens with shale stands, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through December. MARY E. JOHNSON: "Visits," documentary photography. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 3884964. Through February 8. LUCY PETRIE: Pastel paintings. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 4533188. Through December. ‘SMALL WORKS/BIG ART’: Local and national artists show works that make affordable holiday presents. Gift wrapping designed by Sara Altieri available. Proceeds benefit Vermont Food Bank.
Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 2470125. Through December 23. DEANNA SHAPIRO: "Cow Country," acrylic paintings, Front Room, through December; and "People, Places & Puckish Preoccupations," mixed-media paintings, Conservatory Room, through January. Starry Night CafĂŠ, Ferrisburgh, 877-8316.
:: central SUKI CIAPPARA & RACHEL RICE: Dazzling holiday dioramas. Back Wall at the ReStore, Montpelier, 229-1930. Through December. ROBIN LAHUE: "Thickets and Thresholds," paintings in watersoluble oils. Phoebe's Restaurant, Montpelier, 485-7770. Through January 29. 3RD ANNUAL YESTERMORROW ART EXHIBIT & SALE: Creative works in multiple media by students, staff and instructors; 30 percent of proceeds benefit educational programs at the design/ build school. Yestermorrow, Warren, 496-5545. Through December 22. AXEL STOHLBERG: "Holiday Art," affordable paintings and mixed media. Axel's Gallery and Frame Shop, Waterbury, 244-7801. Through December 30. DEBORAH FRANKEL REESE: "Winterscapes," oil paintings; and KERRY O. FURLANI: "The Language of Two Forms," slate carvings. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Through January 6. MICHAEL CLAGUE: Oils on canvas and mixed-media linocuts. Plainfield Community Center, 4548037. Through January 5. GROUP HOLIDAY SHOW: "A Festival
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Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469. Through December 21. FEATURED ARTISTS SHOW: Jim Foote, Leeza Mossey, Lorraine Pike and Sharon Fiske show their works. Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery, Enosburg Falls, 933-6403. Through December. FESTIVAL OF THE TREES: "Visions of Peace," the 27th annual tradition presents holiday evergreens decorated by locals with a theme of peace; and MEMBER ART SHOW: A group exhibition in multiple media; and TASHA TUDOR: Original artwork by the legendary illustrator. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through January 3. ‘MINIATURES AND SMALL PAINTINGS’: Works of art 14 inches square or less by members of the gallery. The Flying Goose Gallery, Derby, 334-8033. Through January 7. ‘VERMONT’S TRADITION OF LANDSCAPE PAINTING: FIVE ARTISTS, FIVE VISIONS’: Paintings by Stapleton Kearns, Charles Movalli, Donald Allen Mosher, Dale Radcliff and Eric Tobin. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through January. ‘HOLIDAY WRAPPINGS’: Small, affordable works by more than 20 local artists. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-1700. Through December 23.
:: southern DECEMBER SOLO EXHIBITIONS: A group exhibit of works by artists of national renown. Yester House Gallery, Southern Vermont Arts Center, Manchester, 362-2522. Through January 6.
:: regional NINA WINKEL: "Clay Drawings," unglazed terra cotta figurative works by the German-born artist who settled in the Keene Valley, N.Y., is the namesake of Plattsburgh State's Sculpture Court, and passed away at the age of 85 in 1990. Burke Gallery, Myers Fine Arts Building, Plattsburgh State University, 518564-2474. Through January 20. ‘NO LAUGHING MATTER: VISUAL HUMOR IN IDEAS OF RACE, NATIONALITY AND ETHNICITY’: Objects and images from the 19th century to contemporary times, Harrington Gallery, through January 13; and 'BLAKE ENGRAVINGS': Rare masterpieces by poet/artist/printer William Blake, along with books and other materials, from the Rauner Special Collections Library, through January. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. �
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theborowitzreport In Speech on Religion, Obama Explains His Faith in Oprah
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nder pressure to explain his religious faith to the American people, Democratic presidential candidate Barack Obama delivered a 45-minute speech today discussing his belief in Oprah Winfrey. In an election year that has been dominated by discussions of candidates’ religious faith, perhaps no candidate’s religion has been more controversial than Obama’s Oprahism. Speaking to supporters at the University of Iowa, the Illinois senator devoted his entire speech to his religious faith but mentioned Winfrey only once by name. “My religion is a personal matter to me,” Obama told his followers. “Having said that, let me make this clear: I have accepted Oprah as my host.” Later in the day, Winfrey toured the state with Obama and, in a stunning demonstration of her influence, briefly caused a solar eclipse. “Sun and moon, do my bidding!” she roared, raising her hands above her head and delighting the crowd with the celestial display. “Oprah is without question the most
powerful force in the election right now,” said Carol Foyler, 45, an Obama supporter from Cedar Rapids. “I’d like to see Bill Clinton do that.” Davis Logsdon, who studies the interrelation between politicians, religion and talk-show hosts at the University of Minnesota, said that Obama’s worship of Oprah Winfrey puts him in the mainstream of American theological belief. “More than 30 percent of Americans currently define themselves as Oprahists,” Logsdon said. “And that number is higher
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Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com
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playing the electronic field
Hits and Misses
SUDOKU By Linda Thistle
You win some, you lose some. Looking back, 2007 was a good year for games. “BioShock” electrified gamers, while “Halo 3” almost lived up to the hype. We saw a new “Super Mario” title and watched as the Wii grew from a 2006 holiday novelty into a respected gaming machine. What were the year’s big wins and avoidable disappointments? Here’s a list of some of 2007’s biggest hits and misses. Hit: The return of pink games. A few years back, the game industry gave up on girls. The twisted logic was that girls didn’t play games because they were made for boys, and that making games for girls further alienated them from gaming by segregating them and making boy games even less relevant to them. With the emergence of titles such as “American Girl: Julie Saves the Eagles” and “Hannah Montana: Music Jam,” quality games for little girls have made a comeback. Miss: The Wii Zapper. There’s real merit in the idea of clicking your Wii controller into a hunk of plastic that’s shaped like a rifle stock to enjoy gun-based games. But the zapper feels more like a bug sprayer, and the games are easier to play without it. Miss: “Grand Theft Auto IV” delay. Long ago, we were promised this game would be on the shelves by now. Instead, developer Rockstar has released box art and promotional trailers. Fans should be getting tired of these bait-and-switch deals. But they just keep eating it up and waiting. So perhaps the “GTA IV” delay is actually a marketing hit. Hit: Casual games. Xbox Live has come to life on the back of casual games such as “Geometry Wars” and “Uno.” The Web has exploded with fun, interesting and novel offerings such as “Chocolatier” and “Cake Mania,” which have done more to promote gaming than any console hit. “Geometry Wars: Galaxies” for the Wii proves the point, by packaging a casual hit as a mainstream release. Miss: Despite their promise, cellphone games still stink. Our favorite handheld devices have grown more powerful and, thanks to the iPhone, sexier. But when it comes to games, any self-respecting player will carry a PSP or DS before relying on his or her phone. Hit: After a long drought, fans of the PlayStation 3 have finally started to see the light of top-notch,
“American Girl: Julie Saves the Eagles”; PC, $19.99; E for Everyone “Hannah Montana: Music Jam”; Nintendo DS, $29.99; E for Everyone “Wii Zapper”; Wii, $19.99; T for Teen “Geometry Wars: Galaxies”; Wii, $39.99; E for Everyone “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune”; PS3, $59.99; T for Teen “Rock Band”; Xbox 360, PS3 bundle, $169.99; T for Teen
exclusive games at the end of the tunnel. “Uncharted: Drake’s Fortune” harks back to “Tomb Raider” with its lush settings and action-adventure play. Miss: “Rock Band” peripherals. For owners of the $170 “Rock Band” guitar, mike and drum rig, a busted piece of gear has become an all-too-common issue when rocking out with friends.
Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.
Difficulty this week: HH H = Moderate HH = Challenging HHH = Hoo, boy!
Hit: EA’s handling of “Rock Band” equipment failures. The good news: People with defective instruments seem to be getting red-carpet replacement service.
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): “Ambition is a
bad excuse for not having enough good sense to be lazy,� my ex-girlfriend Arlene used to say. She claimed to be a Zen master whose duty it was to deprogram me out of my absurd striving to make something of myself. She believed the key to enlightenment was to do nothing as much as possible. “You’re egotistically attached to your identity as a poet,� she’d yell into my room as I toiled over my writing. “Come out here and show me you have the spiritual guts to sit in front of the TV and lose your grandiose self in a meaningless game show.� While I did eventually emerge from our relationship with an appreciation for the value of emptiness, it was not ultimately my destiny to downplay ambition. On the contrary! Which is why I’m here to exhort you, Aries, to treat your desires as sacred rocket fuel — in 2008, more than ever. In the coming months, in accordance with your astrological omens, I will intensify my efforts to supercharge your ambition.
TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudices,� said author Laurence J. Peter. One of your top assignments in 2008 will be to prove him wrong. I hope that you will aggressively pursue a more authentic form of higher learning in numerous ways, from exploring the frontiers of your world to reading more good books to seeking out the company of original thinkers. I trust that as you expose yourself to novel data and expansive perspectives, you will get your mind blown over and over again.
GEMINI (May 21-June 20): How do you
numb your pain, Gemini? In 2008, I suggest that you do that less than you ever have before. Instead, launch a fierce, relentless campaign to heal the pain so that you no longer have to numb it. The astrological omens say that if you establish that as your intention, you will attract into your life the helpers and inspiration you need to make it happen. More than that: You’ll be likely to generate the kind of good fortune that will render at least some of the pain obsolete.
CANCER
(June 21-July 22): You worked your ass off in 2007. Am I right, my fellow Cancerian? In fact, you threw yourself into your hard labors with so much dutiful fervor that you sometimes lost sight of the fact that they were mostly just preparation for bigger and better assignments. Luckily for you, I’m here to snap you out of your amnesia. Please begin immediately to formulate a vision of how you will make the transition to those bigger and better assignments.
LEO
(July 23-Aug. 22): Some weeds are good for flowers and vegetables, protecting them from predatory insects. So say horticulturalists Stan Finch and Rosemary Collier, writing in Biologist magazine. When the bugs come looking for their special treats — the plants we love — they often get waylaid by the weeds, landing on them first and getting fooled into thinking there’s nothing more valuable nearby. So for example, when cabbages are planted in the midst of clover, flies lay eggs on only seven percent of them, compared to a 36-percent infestation rate on cabbages that are grown in bare soil with no clover nearby. I recommend that you use this as a key metaphor in 2008, Leo. Make sure there are always a few chickweed or henbit weeds surrounding your ripening tomatoes.
VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): “Life is a
punishment,� wrote poet Robert Frost. “All we can contribute to it is gracefulness in taking the punishment.� That’s the opposite of my philosophy. I say life is a miraculous gift, and the best way to express our gratitude is to be fountains of generosity. Where do you stand on the issue, Virgo? Even if you’ve had a view like Frost’s up to this point in your journey, I think you’ll have good reasons to convert to my perspective in 2008. You will, of course, have to be open to that possibility in order for it to happen. If you’re addicted to believing that life is punishment, you’ll miss a flood of clues contradicting that quaint notion.
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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The coming months will be a favorable time to work hard on improving your number one relationship: you know, the one between you and yourself. So I hope you’ll have a lot of long, deep, sympathetic conversations with yourself in 2008, even as you cut way back on the scattered, careless, unloving conversations. To get your pep talks off to a hot start, go to a mirror that makes you look your very best and unleash a hail of wild praise and outrageous compliments toward the gorgeous genius gazing back at you.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): I meditated
on the perfect holiday gift for you. What might inspire you to be in closest alignment with the cosmic currents in 2008? I decided that if I could, I’d buy you a costume shop. That way you could try on a thousand different masks and disguises. And that would put you in the proper frame of mind for the assignment I hope you will carry out all year long, which is to play with your identity and experiment with new selfimages and maybe even treat your life as an epic theatrical extravaganza.
SAGITTARIUS
(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Due to the gravitational pull of the Moon, the Earth’s rotation is gradually slowing down. A billion years ago, a day lasted only 18 hours. In about 14 million years, it will be 48 hours long. Imagine how much more you’ll be able to accomplish in your future incarnations with all that extra time. By then, I’m sure someone will have also invented a pill that reduces the amount of sleep you need, further boosting your capacity to get things done. In 2008, I predict you will be blessed with a foreshadowing of that glorious period 14 million years from now. You will work smarter and do things more efficiently and engage in less wasted motion and maintain a crisper to-do list. Because of that, time will seem to expand for you.
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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): French
author and statesman AndrÊ Malraux observed that Jesus Christ was the only anarchist who ever really succeeded. It’s no coincidence that Christ was a Capricorn, I might add, since the evolved members of your tribe have many of the qualities necessary to thrive in situations where there are no formal rules or laws. If you would like to move more in the direction of being the highly evolved Capricorn you were born to be — and I think 2008 will be a very favorable time to do just that — you should cultivate the qualities of a successful anarchist. In other words, be self-motivated, disciplined, and respectful of the needs of other people. Do the right thing without having to be coerced to do the right thing. Foster in yourself a reverence for freedom and a knack for making constructive use of your freedom.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Last July
11, lightning zapped the steeple of the Newman United Methodist Church in Grants Pass, Oregon. Later that same evening, another bolt from the heavens struck the exact same spot. Was this bad luck? A punishing message from an angry God? No. The rare double shot knocked the siding off the steeple, revealing a problem that no one at the church had suspected: The inner structure was rife with dry rot that would have collapsed soon. In exposing the hidden danger, the lightning did everyone a big favor. I predict that you will benefit from a metaphorically comparable sequence in early 2008, Aquarius.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): If you wanted
to, you could be a skilled rainmaker in 2008, and make big bucks catalyzing downpours in drought-stricken areas. Your magical potentials are such that you might even be able to divert the flows of rivers, purify the pollution out of suffering lakes, and staunch the tears of people who’ve cried way too much. In other words, Pisces, you will have great power over the element of water. You could even use your wizardry to achieve a masterful equanimity toward your own oceanic emotions.
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Charlie Wilson’s War HHHHH
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CHARLIE’S ANGLES Tom Hanks plays a colorful Texas congressman whose secret wheelings and dealings hastened the collapse of the Soviet empire.
he road to hell, they say, is paved with good intentions. That chestnut could serve nicely as the tagline for Mike Nichols’ latest beltway romp. Charlie Wilson’s War tells the rollicking true story of a littleknown Texas congressman who loved women, power, Scotch and drugs (not necessarily in that order), and who — between parties — brought down the Soviet empire. Tom Hanks is all boozy good ol’ boy wit and Southern charm in the title role. I can’t remember the last time an actor looked like he was having this much fun on screen. Julia Roberts costars as Joanne Herring, a delightfully unlikely ally. A right-wing born-again Houston socialite with connections that boggle the mind, Herring arranges for Wilson to meet with the president of Pakistan and visit an Afghan refugee camp in the early 1980s. She wants him to see firsthand the sorts of atrocities that are being committed by invading Soviet forces. The trip is an eye-opener for the politician, who sits on the Defense Appropriations Subcommittee. It gives him the cause of his career and leads to another unlikely alliance. Philip Seymour Hoffman gives as slyly comic a performance as he’s ever delivered in the role of Gust Avrakotos, a crude but street-smart CIA bureaucrat. Having just been passed over for the post of his dreams, Avrakotos hooks up with Wilson to “kill Russians” because, basically, he has nothing better to do. The two actors have terrific chemistry and riff off each other like partners in a veteran comedy team.
Good luck finding a funnier scene this season than the one in which the pair first meets in the congressman’s office, and it turns out the spy has bugged the bottle of single malt he presents to Wilson as an introductory gift. It’s a marvel of snappy dialogue and precision timing. Without a word to Congress or the public about what he was up to, the real Wilson brokered backdoor agreements among Egypt, Pakistan and Israel to supply Afghan mujahadeen rebels with weapons that couldn’t be traced back to the United States. When he took up the cause, the budget for CIA covert ops was $5 million. By the time the last Soviet soldier had retreated, Wilson had schmoozed and backslapped it up to a cool billion. Soon the Soviet Union was bankrupt, and the Cold War all but a thing of the past. The film paints a picture of how things get done in the Capital that’s fascinating and frightening in equal measures. Who better to pen such a portrayal than Aaron Sorkin, whose credits include “The West Wing” and “Studio 60 on the Sunset Strip.” He was clearly born to write a great political comedy. Sorkin’s
adaptation of George Crile’s 2003 bestseller is a thing of beauty. Unlike most comedies, of course, this one doesn’t have a happy ending. Islamic jihad radicals, it turned out, had the last laugh. Though the U.S. supplied the mujahadeen with the firepower that liberated them, it all happened under the table. No one in the region knew they had the Americans to thank, and America did little or nothing to help the Afghan people get back on their feet in the wake of the war. The irony of this story is that the playboy congressman’s efforts eliminated the enemy we knew — while arming, training and emboldening another enemy the U.S. wouldn’t see coming until it was too late. “We fucked up the endgame,” the real Charlie Wilson is quoted as saying at the close of the film. I guess that would make a pretty apt tagline, too. RICK KISONAK
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FRESH PRINCE OF THE END TIMES In his new thriller, Will Smith learns that flesh-eating mutants just don’t understand.
ow does Hollywood take a twisted little tale about the end of humanity and turn it into a big-budget, rippedWill-Smith-starring holiday thrill ride? Answer: not very well. The first two thirds of I Am Legend are genuinely exciting, but also unremittingly bleak. The last third, where the filmmakers do their best to give this story a bit of that warm and fuzzy holiday spirit, stinks of script doctors, reshoots and desperation. It’s two movies in one, and only one of them is worth watching. Like the original Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Richard Matheson’s 1954 novel I Am Legend is a parable of atomic-age paranoia. The protagonist, Robert Neville, barricades himself at home because he doesn’t get along with the neighbors — and why should he? They circle his house at night, howling for his blood. An infection, to which only Neville seems immune, has transformed humanity into garlic-hating, sunshunning blood drinkers. Yes, vampires. Matheson doesn’t apologize for reviving a hokey old monster: As he puts it neatly, “Before science caught up with the legend, the legend had swallowed science and everything.” But scriptwriters Mark Protosevich and Akiva Goldsman seem embarrassed by this conceit. They transform Neville’s shambling undead neighbors into super-fast albino mutants, turned rabid by a virus that was supposed to cure cancer but instead wiped out most of humanity. They also relocate the story from the ’burbs — where you might know your neighbors — to midtown Manhattan, where we can get a hundred-million-dollar view of the devastation left by a pandemic. From his shabby-chic apartment in Washington Square, Neville (Will Smith) fends off plague mutants who seem a lot like the infected in 28 Days
Later, only with CGI used to make them scary instead of hyperactive camera work. It’s hard to imagine someone better prepared to survive the apocalypse than Smith’s Neville. The whisky-swilling Everyman of Matheson’s novel has become a buff soldier and a brilliant scientist with a lab in his basement, where he can test potential vaccines on captured ghouls. For most of the film’s first hour, Smith shares the screen only with his winsome German shepherd, who accompanies him on hunting expeditions to a deer- and coyote-overrun Times Square. He moves among vistas of a desolate, sun-washed metropolis that are creepy — and beautiful. When he ventures
into a dark building and sees something moving in the gloom, the moment evokes primal fears, like the discovery of the subterranean Morlocks in H.G. Wells’ The Time Machine. For these sequences, I Am Legend is worth watching. New York City has been wrecked on film countless times in countless ways, but director Francis Lawrence (Constantine) offers a particularly haunting vision of the aftermath. Birds cry in the sylvan streets while we check out stray signs of the apocalypse, like a gas station posting nearly $7 per gallon. Luckily for Smith, he’s the only driver alive. He turns in a convincingly twitchy performance as a man who lives in a state of repressed panic — understandably, since he’s spent the past three years interacting with no one but his dog, lab rats and the occasional mannequin. But when Smith starts getting up close and personal with the monsters, the movie starts falling apart. Unlike Matheson, the scriptwriters don’t seem to have a clue about what they want to say with this end-of-the-world scenario, and they end up reaching for a dose of the same vague, feel-good spirituality that mars M. Night Shyamalan’s recent films. It’s a dark vision with a greeting-card final shot. Stop here if you wish to remain completely ignorant of the ending. But I feel compelled to add a note of local interest. The film eventually reveals that one excellent place to wait out an apocalypse is . . . Bethel, Vermont. So when they start talking on CNN about the spread of Ebola or bird flu or vampirism, you know where to go. Just be sure to bring lots of garlic. MARGOT HARRISON
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the genocide in Africa from the vantage points of six individuals working in the region to combat the crisis — one of whom is Hotel Rwanda star Don Cheadle. (99 min, PG. Roxy) DEEP WATER���� Louise Osmond directs this documentary chronicling the tragedy that befell Donald Crowhurst, an amateur sailor who in 1968 attempted to circumnavigate the globe alone. (93 min, PG. Palace) ENCHANTED���� Live action and animation meet in this modern fairy tale about a beautiful princess who’s banished from her kingdom by an evil queen and finds herself on the streets of present-day Manhattan. Starring Amy Adams, Patrick Dempsey and Susan Sarandon. Kevin Lima directs. (108 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) FRED CLAUS�1/2 From Wedding Crashers director David Dobkin comes this comedy about the friction between Jolly Old Saint Nick and his black-sheep brother. Starring Vince Vaughn, Paul Giamatti and Miranda Richardson. (116 min, PG. Big Picture, Capitol, Essex, Majestic) GONE BABY GONE���� Ben Affleck makes his directorial debut with this adaptation of Dennis Lehane’s bestselling novel about the search for a missing girl in Boston. With Casey Affleck, Michelle Monaghan, Morgan Freeman and Ed Harris. (115 min, R. Palace) HITMAN�� Timothy Olyphant stars as Agent 47 in this big-screen version of the video game series about a mercenary who shoots his way across Eastern Europe. With Dougray Scott and Olga Kurylenko. Xavier Gens directs. (100 min, R. Essex, Majestic) HOW TO COOK YOUR LIFE���1/2 Edward Espe Brown serves up vegetarian cooking lessons with a side of Zen Buddhism in Doris Dorrie’s documentary about the author of The Tassajara Cookbook. (93 min, PG-13. Savoy) I AM LEGEND��1/2 Will Smith stars as a scientist who finds himself alone in New York City after a man-made virus has wiped out all other life. Except for the zombies. Alice Braga, Dash Mihok and Willow Smith costar. (100 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Roxy, Palace, Stowe, Welden) I'M NOT THERE���1/2 Christian Bale, Richard Gere, Heath Ledger, Ben Wishaw and Cate Blanchett play different facets of Bob Dylan in Todd (Far From Heaven) Haynes’ exploration of the folk singer’s legend and legacy. (135 min, R. Roxy) INTO THE WILD���1/2 Sean Penn directs the big-screen version of the bestselling nonfiction book by Jon Krakauer, about a privileged young man who gave away his life savings, hitchhiked across the country and met with tragedy in the Alaskan wilderness. Starring Emile Hirsch, Vince Vaughn and Catherine Keener. (140 min, R. Palace) MR. MAGORIUM'S WONDER EMPORIUM� Zach Helm wrote and directed this family fantasy about a magical toy store in which the merchandise comes to life for all who truly believe. With Dustin Hoffman and Natalie Portman. (93 min, G. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Paramount) NO COUNTRY FOR OLD MEN����� Tommy Lee Jones and Javier Bardem star in the Coen brothers’ big-screen version of Cormac McCarthy’s acclaimed novel about the face-off between a Texas border-town sheriff and an ultraviolent outsider. Josh Brolin costars. (122 min, R. Capitol, Roxy) STEPHEN KING'S THE MIST��� From Frank (The Shawshank Redemption) Darabont comes another adaptation of the horror author’s work, this time a short story about a small community that finds itself covered by a mon-
ster-filled fog. With Thomas Jane and Marcia Gay Harden. (127 min, R. Essex, Majestic) THE DARJEELING LIMITED���1/2 In writer-director Wes Anderson’s new exercise in whimsy, Owen Wilson, Jason Schwartzman and Adrien Brody play disaffected brothers trying to bond on a train trip across India. Yes, Bill Murray and Anjelica Huston show up. (91 min, R. Roxy) THE GOLDEN COMPASS���1/2 Nicole Kidman stars in writer-director Chris Weitz’s adaptation of the award-winning fantasy novel by Philip Pullman. With Dakota Blue Richards, Sam Elliott and Daniel Craig. (114 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Welden) THE ROCKET: Roy Dupuis stars in the fact-based saga of Maurice Richard, who, as a young Québec factory worker, defied the odds and went on to become a National Hockey League legend. Francois Vailieres costars. Charles Biname directs. (115 min, PG-13. Roxy)
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NEW ON DVD/VHS BALLS OF FURY��� He wrote Herbie: Fully Loaded. He wrote The Pacifier and Night at the Museum. So now the question is, can Robert Ben Garant write and direct a major studio comedy? Previews suggest the answer may be in the affirmative. Dan Fogler, Christopher Walken and George Lopez star in this comedy set in the underground milieu of extreme ping-pong. With James Hong and Maggie Q. (90 min, PG-13) DEEP WATER���� Louise Osmond directs this documentary chronicling the tragedy that befell Donald Crowhurst, an amateur sailor who in 1968 attempted to circumnavigate the globe alone. (93 min, PG. Palace) HALLOWEEN�� Rob Zombie remakes the 1978 John Carpenter classic with a heightened focus on the childhood trauma that shaped the franchise’s iconic psychopath. Starring Tyler Mane, Sheri Moon and Malcolm McDowell. (109 min, R) ONCE���� Former Frames bassist John Carney directs this Irish musical about the romance struck up between a street musician and a young Czech pianist. Starring Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. (88 min, R) STARDUST��� Matthew (Layer Cake) Vaughn helms this adaptation of Neil Gaiman’s graphic-novel fairy tale in which a young man embarks on a quest to find a fallen star and encounters supernatural forces and characters along the way. Starring Charlie Cox, Claire Danes, Robert De Niro and Michelle Pfeiffer. (130 min, PG-13) THE LAST LEGION�� Colin Firth, Ben Kingsley, Peter Mullan and Kevin McKidd are teamed in this actionadventure recounting the bloody efforts of 12-year-old Roman emperor Romulus Augustus to regain the throne stolen from him. Doug Lefler directs. (101 min, PG-13) THE SIMPSONS MOVIE���� The first family of Vermont makes the leap to the big screen with this animated feature from director David Silverman. The voice cast includes regulars Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria. (85 min, PG-13) UNDERDOG�� Frederik (Racing Stripes) Du Chau directs this live action-CGI combo based on the classic cartoon series about a beagle with super powers and a crush on a spaniel by the name of Polly Purebred. Featuring the voices of Jason Lee and Amy Adams. (82 min, PG-13) �
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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 I Am Legend 6, 8. Mr. Magorium’s Wonder Emporium 5, 7. Beowulf 9.
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friday 21 — thursday 27 I Am Legend. Fred Claus. For times, see www.bigpicturetheater.info.
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wednesday 19 — thursday 20 I Am Legend 6:40. Alvin and the Chipmunks 6:30. The Golden Compass 7. Enchanted 6:50. friday 21 — thursday 27 *National Treasure: Book of Secrets 1 (except Fri & Tue), 3:40 (except Fri), 6:40 & 9:10 (except Mon). *The Water Horse: Legend of the Deep 1:30 (Wed & Thu), 4 & 6:50 & 8:30 (Tue-Thu). I Am Legend 1:10 (except Fri & Tue), 3:50 (except Fri), 7 & 9:05 (except Mon). Alvin and the Chipmunks 1:20 (except Fri & Tue), 3:30 (except Fri), 6:30 & 8 (except Mon). The Golden Compass 1:30 & 4 (Sat-Mon), 6:50 & 9 (Fri-Sun). Times subject to change.
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< food> Shuck and Awe Sucking down seafood with oyster expert Rowan Jacobsen PHOTO: JEB WALLACE-BRODEUR
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entral Vermont is way better known for “granola� than shellfish, but that is changing on account of a resident oyster expert who calls Calais home. Rowan Jacobsen, 39, is the landlocked author of A Geography of Oysters: The Connoisseur’s Guide to Oyster Eating in North America, which includes tips on shipping, beverage pairing and recipes. Since it was released in September, the comprehensive tome has been going down easy in the food world. Critics raved in the Los Angeles Times and Boston Globe, and Jacobsen was recently interviewed on NPR’s “All Things Considered.� Just the other day, staffers at Burlington’s Borders Books & Music couldn’t rustle up a single copy: They’d sold out. Jacobsen freelances for the highly regarded, Peacham-based The Art of Eating and works as a writer and editor from his Calais home. Drawing from a background in health and fitness, he ghostwrote The Viagra Alternative: The Complete Guide to Overcoming Erectile Dysfunction Naturally and edited Ecstasy: The Complete Guide: A Comprehensive Look at the Risks and Benefits of MDMA. Books with his own name attached include one on the “surprising health benefits� of chocolate. Last year, after becoming entranced with a rare type of oyster, Jacobsen decided to turn a personal passion into a publishing project: eating and writing about the purportedly aphrodisiacal bivalves. What’s a mollusk master, who downed his first oyster at the tender age of 12, doing in a tiny Vermont town that hasn’t had a gardenvariety bar, let alone a raw one, for over a century? I went to find out, lured by the promise of slurping down 10 different species of slick, barely deceased shellfish. As Jacobsen
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once a week. . .” Those oysters are “at least a week out of the water by the time they hit your mignonette, possibly more.” After a slow slog up a steep hill, I arrive at Jacobsen’s Capestyle house. The wiry author, with dark hair and blue eyes, greets me at the door. He’s actually a St. Johnsbury native who grew up Plainfield and, after the “hippy house” pipes froze one too many times, the family picked up and moved to Florida. That’s where Jacobsen developed his gastronomic sea legs, so to speak, pulling oysters from the water and eating them on the spot. After grad school, Jacobsen moved back to his home state. As I walk into his kitchen, I notice a bowl of shallot-studded mignonette sauce, a small plate of sliced citrus fruits and an oyster knife sitting on an island in the middle of the room. He fetches a Styrofoam container from the fridge and begins pulling out blue mesh bags filled with tear-shaped shells in colors ranging from delicate pink to mossy green to black. There are 10 bags in all, half-a-dozen oysters to a bag, and he groups them into piles of East and West Coast varieties. We have five types from the Atlantic and five from the Pacific. As mandated by the federal government, each bag comes labeled with a waterproof white tag proclaiming the oysters’ place of origin — ranging from Alaska to Prince Edward Island — the date they were harvested and the standard USDA warning reminding consumers that eating raw seafood can increase the risk of acquiring a food-borne illness. Both shellfish retailers and restaurants are required to preserve the tags in case of an outbreak of deadly Vibrio vulnificus, a virulent bacterium sometimes found in raw oysters. How likely is it that we’ll make ourselves sick by sucking down our raw samples? Not very. In fact, Jacobsen devotes a mere five pages of the book’s 287 to seafood safety. According to Jacobsen’s research, oysters account for only 10 deaths a year, compared with 5000 stemming from the consumption of poultry, meat and raw veggies. Plus, all the deadly oysters come from one place: the warm, polluted Gulf of Mexico. “NonGulf oysters kill no one,” Jacobsen claims. We aren’t eating any Gulf oysters. He proceeds to liberate the creatures from the mesh, selecting a few and putting others aside. What’s the sorting rationale? “They should feel heavy for their size,” Jacobsen explains. The book goes into additional detail: “You want an oyster that looks robust and muscular, even gnarly . . . If the oyster makes a hollow sound when you tap on the shell, it has lost its liquor and should be avoided.”
Cupping the handle of a blunt-tipped oyster knife in his palm, Jacobsen expertly pushes it into the oyster and I hear a slight crunch. He slides the blade along the top shell, cuts the pearly meat away from the bottom shell, flips it to show the “pretty, curved underside,” and places it in a big metal mixing bowl filled with
fresh-scooped snow from his yard. Each oyster’s undoing only takes a few seconds. Soon, it’s time for us to gulp down the first set. I must confess I’m feeling some trepidation. Like most Americans, I’m unused to communing with my meals while >> 06B
WORDS WITH ROWAN JACOBSEN SEVEN DAYS: What’s the largest number of oysters you’ve eaten in one sitting? ROWAN JACOBSEN: At Elliott’s Oyster House’s New Year’s celebration in Seattle a couple years ago, I was doing research, and they had about 30 varieties on hand, all you can eat, so I needed to try them all, and then I got very enthusiastic about certain ones — like Olympias, Totten Virginicas and Snow Creek Flats — so I ate at least 50 and possibly 70. That was all I ate for dinner that night, and yes, as I left around midnight, I felt . . . different. Not bad, but as if I was coming a bit untethered from the solid world. SD: Rough estimate: How many do you think you ate during the year you were researching and writing the book? RJ: More than a thousand. People ask me if I got sick of them, and it was just the opposite. Once you get used to them, most other food starts to seem over-processed and dead. SD: What’s the most egregious, tastebud-wrecking condiment you’ve ever seen offered alongside oysters? RJ: The Romans used to put garum (salted, fermented fish-gut juice) on them, which was clearly a sign of a culture in collapse. But then I like to plop one into my martini instead of an olive, so I may be a culture in collapse myself. Honestly, I think TripleX hot sauce is the single worst thing you can do to a nice oyster (or any other food with good flavor). I think hot sauce works great on food that would otherwise taste like shit, like Taco Bell. SD: How about the worst idea for a cooked oyster dish? RJ: Joan Reardon’s book Oysters is a cornucopia of the worst oyster dishes imaginable. Oyster mousse, oyster pancakes, oyster croque monsieur. But I think her absolute worst must be oyster pizza: All the usual suspects (tomato sauce, oregano, mozzarella cheese) plus oysters. Clearly, she had a lot of pages to fill. SD: Can you give me the names of five kinds of oysters that everybody should try at least once before they die? RJ: Olympia, Belon, Kumamoto, Moonstone, Hog Island Sweetwater. SD: What’s the coolest oyster bar you’ve ever been to? RJ: I like Elliott’s Oyster House [in Seattle] because the selection is great, they’re mostly local, and because you are on a pier looking out at Puget Sound and the Olympic Mountains. Staggering. They also have a cool happy hour that begins at 3 p.m. with 50-cent oysters and goes up 20 cents every half hour. In New York I like Aquagrill because Jeremy, the owner, is obsessed with freshness. SD: What’s your view on the aphrodisiac properties of oysters: total baloney, true via the placebo effect, or absolutely accurate? Discuss. RJ: It seems to be true. The placebo effect is strong. But you do feel a little drugged after eating oysters. I don’t know why. SD: Is your wife an oyster fan? How about your son? RJ: Wife, yes; son, definitely not. I’ve gotten a few into his friends, but then again a few of those came back up. SD: Do most people who interview you try to slip in a reference to Lewis Carroll’s poem “The Walrus and the Carpenter,” which is all about oysters? Or am I just a bigger geek than they are? RJ: Some people actually recite it for me. SD: Do you have any holiday traditions that center on oysters? RJ: I like to make oyster-chestnut soup for Thanksgiving. On New Year’s Eve, friends of mine always have a lobster feast, and we start off with a giant tub of oysters on snow. Sometimes, while they’re still alive, we let the oysters and lobsters battle it out, but the lobsters seem to always win. SD: If, after reading your book, an oyster aficionado is desperate to learn more, what would you recommend she read next? RJ: Consider the Oyster, by M.F.K. Fisher, is the classic, but The Oysters of Locmariaquer [by Eleanor Clark], which won the National Book Award back in the ’60s, is the best. >
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confirmed suspicions that a Burlington-area locale is in the works. No word yet whether it’s actually downtown. Nothing But Noodles serves up the starch with American, Asian and Italian variations. The “American” section of the menu includes “spicy Cajun pasta” and the not-so-American beef stroganoff. More exotic are the “Asian” options, such as udon in a sugar-lime soy sauce and Thai peanut noodles. Fettucine Alfredo and pasta with pesto are “Italian” offerings. And it turns out the company name isn’t completely accurate. Among the starters, soups and salads, there’s not a noodle in sight. Will Vermonters slurp it up? Time will tell.
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Look around downtown Burlington and you may get the sense that big chain restaurants don’t do so well. A McDonald’s just steps away from Vermont’s heaviest foot traffic closed last summer, and the Main Street Dunkin’ Donuts has disappeared, too. Need more proof? According to the Pomerleau Real Estate website, Quiznos on Church Street is for sale. But this doesn’t seem to be dimming the confidence of the owners of a new franchise of Nothing But Noodles. On December 3, Franchising.com issued a release stating that the Arizona-based company is expanding into New England. A cryptic Craigslist ad seeking a “managing partner”
Admired the new menus at Burlington’s The Green Room recently? The hip eatery has teamed up with local biz Flashbags to create a menu with a modern look and feel. “Laura [Cheney, Flashbags’ co-owner] is a good friend of ours,” dishes bar manager Alex Moran. “Most of the time, when people say they like the menus, I can point to the end of the bar and Laura’s right there.” The slick sleeves — which hold the restaurant’s signature list of small, medium and large plates — feature a photo of the spot’s exterior sign, frosted plastic and Flashbags’ signature “loopy stitching,” says Moran. “People love ’em.” Finkerman’s Riverside Barbecue in Montpelier is on the market, says co-owner Lee Duberman, who’s also chef-owner of Ariel’s in Brookfield. But Duberman and her husband, Richard Fink, have a Plan B in mind, one that could allow them to keep the BBQ joint. “We have a very consistent and loyal clientele,” Duberman says, “and a very loyal staff.” What’s the problem? “Barbecue is iffy in Vermont,” she ventures. “It’s not like the South, where people go out three or four days a week for barbecue.” Another issue: the rising cost of meat. However, given the success of Ariel’s, the couple’s moneymaker, they’re considering morphing Finkerman’s into a more casual version of that finedining destination. It would be a “Mediterannean grill or bistro,” explains Duberman, with lots of vegetarian options and seafood. How does the couple maintain their sanity while managing two restaurants at once? During the winter months, they open Ariel’s for special events only. This year, those include an Italian Holiday Feast, served December 21 through 24, and a multi-course New Year’s Eve dinner. Look for upcoming events featuring other cuisines at www. arielsrestaurant.com. Wanna see the Boves go tête-à-tête with Bobby Flay? The lasagna edition of “Throwdown with Bobby Flay” airs January 20 on the Food Network. So much for hopes that the Miguel’s spot on Church Street would be reincarnated as a restaurant. A zoning sign on the window indicates that it will be the new home of classic clothing retailer Ann Taylor. Rooting for root vegetables? Eat Local Vermont hosts its first-ever wintertime “localvore challenge” from January 27 to February 2. Find details at www.eatlocalvt.org.
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they’re still alive — I’ve never even cooked a lobster — but that’s not what’s on my mind right now. It’s that my personal knowledge of oysters doesn’t extend beyond a couple of visits to raw bars, where I’ve never consumed more than six at one sitting. I’m afraid I might get grossed out downing dozens of slippery oyster bodies or that I won’t be able to differentiate the flavor of one species from another. But if anyone can make briny beasts user-friendly, it’s Jacobsen. We begin with the East Coasters, which have “a milder flavor than the Pacifics,” he explains. The unspoken implication: They’ll be easier for a relative oyster novice, such as myself, to handle. That’s especially important since I’m planning to forgo the condiments in an effort to be as intimate as I can with each oyster. Our pickings include shellfish from Connecticut, Maine, P.E.I. and Cape Breton. The Connecticut Blue Points and the P.E.I. Pickle Points are milky and fat. Examining a pale, translucent Cape Breton, Jacobsen guesses that it “hasn’t been feeding very happily or successfully.” True to his observation, the oyster tastes mainly of brine. The Pickle Point, on the other hand, is buttery and meaty. Like most oysters, it starts with a sea taste, but the flavor develops as it slides backwards on my tongue, and deepens when it slips down my throat. The word that comes to mind is a Japanese one, “umami,” which can be loosely translated as savory-ness. The Pickle Points are my fave of the first five. Then we start in on the West Coast. After watching Jacobsen slip his oyster knife into the pointy end of a Totten Virginica from Washington state, wiggle it around and pop open the shell with a twist of his wrist, I tentatively ask if he’ll teach me to shuck. Of course I already know he will. In one practical chapter of his book, Jacobsen compares shucking oysters to “changing a tire.” He claims it’s “one of those basic tasks that every fully realized human being should master . . . It’s even a great icebreaker — knives, towels and Band-Aids all around, then let the shells fly!” Luckily, this time no first aid is required. I grasp the shell in a towel already wet with brine and flecked with bits of dirt and oyster flesh, find the tiny gap into which I can insert the oyster knife, and wiggle away. After a minute during which nothing happens, there’s a shift and a pop. Success. Jacobsen instructs me to cradle the shell in my hand, slide the knife back inside the oyster, and run it across the top shell to cut the adductor muscle. I do. It’s the first time I’ve ever killed an animal for my own consumption. Jacobsen is much faster than I am, so I shuck only one more
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I grasp the shell in a towel already wet with brine and flecked with bits of dirt and oyster flesh, find the tiny gap into which I can insert the oyster knife, and wiggle away. before surrendering the knife. Since it doesn’t look like we’ll get through all 60, I figure I’ll get to try again at home. The Pacifics are ready, and I tip my oyster down my throat, chewing gently a few times to release the sweet and meaty flavors that come after the initial rush of salinity. It doesn’t taste any different because I shucked it myself, but I’m still pretty proud. Perhaps because the East Coasters broke me in, or perhaps because I’ve been a latent oyster fanatic all along, I find the fatties from Washington rich and flavorful. Jacobsen describes another Washington-grown variety, the petite, ever-popular Kumamoto, as tasting like “salted watermelon.” And he’s totally right. Their dark shells are interesting, too, with pale ridges that look like skeletal fingers. Emerald Coves, from British Columbia, are delicately opalescent and aptly named: The shells are a shimmery green. We also try Coos Bay oysters from Oregon, but decide to forgo the humongous Canoe Lagoons from Alaska. As we pack up the remaining oysters for another day, I ask Jacobsen why he became a food writer. “I’ve always been interested in food. It’s one of the main connections we have with the natural world,”
he muses. “It’s part of the way that we remember we’re still part of the ecosystem, even if the ecosystem is completely fucked.” As for writing a book entirely on bivalves, he says, “I started thinking about what makes them different from each other. I like variations within a theme; it helps you to grok what’s going on with that particular thing.” The chance to eat a favorite food as “research” didn’t hurt, either. I start back down the snowy hill with a box of live oysters resting on my passenger seat. As the highway slides by, I daydream about how smooth they felt against my tongue and the complex, varied flavors that surfaced in the last seconds. Just a few hours ago, I was afraid I wouldn’t be able to swallow my share. Now I’m greedily craving more. Like forking up steak tartare or snacking on sashimi, eating raw oysters feels primal and sexy. In our “safe” food culture of pasteurization and overcooking, thrusting a knife into a muddy shell and dumping the contents down your throat seems a little bit dangerous. That the sea creatures put up a fight only intensifies our desire. How often do we really have to work for our food? That, undeniably, is part of the oyster’s appeal. >
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its emphasis on careful measurements and good nutrition. Jones’ Vermont connection goes way back — her father was nicknamed “Monty” because he was born and raised in Montpelier. Spending her childhood summers in the family’s Northeast Kingdom cottage, she learned that people could buy vegetables from a “truck with farm-fresh produce” and meat from a traveling butcher. (In the city, groceries were purchased by telephone, and smelly foods such as onions and garlic were verboten.) As a Bennington College student during World War II, Jones got even more hands-on with her foodstuffs, cultivating a Victory Garden and doing “poultry duty,” which involved “beheading and plucking and eviscerating chickens by the dozens.” But it wasn’t till she visited France, after graduation, that Jones realized just how much
fun cooking and eating could be. “What seemed so rewarding,” she writes, was “finding in every village a small bistro where good food was prepared to order with care and with simple, good ingredients: a homemade pâté or maybe rillettes; a thick, meaty soup; a sautéed freshly caught trout; a flavorful, slightly chewy entrecôte; beautifully made French fries; and always good local cheese.” Jones stayed in France, hoping to get “some exciting and interesting work,” and met Evan, her future life partner and collaborator, who was then in the midst of a divorce. The couple was determined to remain in France until they could return to the United States as husband and wife. That old-fashioned sense of propriety can still be felt in Jones’ restrained, none-too-juicy narrative of this emotional period in her life. She gets more impassioned when she describes how she felt on returning home — deeply
disappointed by the quality of American food. Jones writes, “So many ingredients I’d come to take for granted couldn’t be found in American supermarkets: no shallots, no leeks, no fresh herbs; no delicate, slim haricots verts . . . butter was overly salted, and there was no lovely crème fraîche; garlic . . . came in nasty little boxes so you couldn’t tell how dried up the cloves were.” Then Jones snagged the job at Knopf, and, by her editorial choices and labor, began to change how Americans think about food. In Child, she found a kindred spirit. “[Child] realized . . . that a good book on French cooking for Americans had to be more than a collection of recipes,” Jones recalls. “Her role should be to translate classic cuisine for the American home cook.” Once Americans were bravely whipping up sole meunière and boeuf bourguignon, it became thinkable to nudge them in the even more exotic direction of Jaffrey’s curries and Roden’s Sephardic desserts. Half a century later, we have an abundant crop of “celebrity chefs” and an entire television network devoted to the pleasures of the palate. The simple foods that Jones couldn’t buy anywhere, even in New York City, are widely available in supermarkets and gourmet shops. And Jones enjoys them, though she does so alone — 11 years after the death of her beloved husband, she still prepares the nightly dinner “ritual” the couple shared, complete with wine and candles. As Jones’ narrative enters the present, we grasp the real influence of this circumspect woman who quietly but surely helped shape how we eat today. While the Childs and the Reichls of the world may be flamboyant, and their memoirs fun, there’s great value in Jones’ intimate, historical portrait of 20th-century cookery, one that’s free of chatty gossip and flip analysis. At 83, now a senior editor and vice president at Knopf, Jones hasn’t slowed down — she thinks American culinary culture still has miles to go. “As I look at the carts at the supermarket laden with frozen dinners and other quickie foods that need only be heated in the sterile microwave,” she writes, “I often feel sorry for the people who are missing out on the endlessly rewarding experience of cooking.” While people used to cook unimaginatively on principle, now they do it for convenience. But not if this octagenarian flavor crusader has anything to say about it. >
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“Ludacrismas” — seriously, “Ludacrismas?” — hip-hop artists and rappers have been hopping on the holiday gravy sleigh for quite a while. On that note, this Saturday, Montpelier’s Positive Pie 2 will host the Hip-Hop Christmas Bash, presented by central Vermont-based E-N Hip-Hop Productions and GM Fam Recordings. The show will highlight some of the best hip-hop artists in the state and feature performances by VT Union’s DJ A-Dog and Dakota & the Home Team as well as E-N, The Kidd and GM Fam. Of particular note is the “Sexiest Christmas Gear Contest,” which, I’m guessing, is exactly what it sounds like. Santa’s naughtiest “helper” will win a $200 gift certificate to Montpelier tattoo parlor Artistic Ink. Joy to the world! For more info on the show and the contest, call 229-6663.
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“Dude, I gotta get out of this town.” It’s a familiar refrain heard ’round Burlington, especially in the harsh winter months that seem to make up roughly three-quarters of the year. A quintessential college town, the Queen City has always had a transient artistic community. People come, and then they go — usually to a “real” city. Then, about 3 months after realizing that living in Williamsburg actually sucks, they usually come back with tales of adventure and excitement from the urban jungle. Such is the ebb and flow of our quaint hamlet on the shores of Lake Champlain. This week marks the exodus of yet another excellent musical mind for concrete pastures, as Carrigan’s Zack Martin pulls up stakes and moves to Providence, RI. Despite the band’s dwindling membership — drummer Ken Johnson’s recent departure halved the duo’s roster — Martin plans to continue recording and performing as Carrigan. It’s a sensible decision, since the band’s moniker is also Martin’s middle name. Though ostensibly now a solo project, Martin will have plenty of help fleshing out his meandering arrangements as he teams up with Daryl Rabidoux at Strangeways Studios, also recently relocated to “The Renaissance City.” Martin plans to take full advantage of the top-notch recording tools now at his disposal, and will apprentice under Rabidoux to learn the ropes. The multi-instrumentalist was also recently commissioned by PBS to score an upcoming documentary entitled “The Way We Get By,” which chronicles a group of veterans living in Maine who greet soldiers returning from our various military engagements, and has backing from the Sundance Film Festival. Not bad. As Boyz II Men once sang, it’s so hard to say goodbye — didn’t we go over this last week? — but it is always nice to see our hometown boys move on to bigger and better things. Good luck, Zack.
A VERY HIP-HOP CHRISTMAS Believe it or not, hip-hop has a long and, um, proud Christmas tradition. From Run DMC’s “Christmas in Hollis” to Ludacris’
BUT WAIT, THERE’S MORE! In related news, it appears rumors of Burlington hip-hop’s elder statesman Fattie B’s retirement from performing have been greatly exaggerated. Revitalized following an opening set for the recent Slick Rick concert at Higher Ground, the former Belizbeha rapper and current clothing mogul is back in action with an all-star cast of area musicians and MCs. Fattie B’s Beat Biters consist of Fattie B. on the mike (duh), jazz maestro Nick Cassarino on guitar, the estimable Caleb Bronz behind the skins, Turkey Bouillon Mafia’s Benny Jurco on bass, MCs J2 and S.I.N. — the latter was recently dubbed Vermont’s best rapper by Vibe magazine — Dave “The Truth” Grippo on sax, and sultry soul siren Myra Flynn keeping the boys in line. Catch ’em Friday, December 28, at Club Metronome with support from The Aztext, Wombaticus Rex and Red Zone — whom I erroneously referred to as “Redline” in a recent column . . . sorry, guys.
CHRISTMAS IN MY HOMETOWN Everyone has his or her own Christmas traditions. Some folks open presents on Christmas Eve. Others read “The Night Before Christmas” with loved ones gathered ’round the hearth. Me? I go to Nectar’s. Every year. For some reason — perhaps because Nectar’s is pretty much the only bar open that night — Jason Corbiere’s Blue Christmas has
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CRANK IT UP Searching for last-minute gift ideas? Is there someone on your list that you just can’t shop for? Local folk icon Tom Azarian (a.k.a. Tom Banjo) has just the thing. Just in time for the holidays, the banjo-pluckin’ tunesmith has released a DVD of his ever-popular Cranky Show. For the uninitiated, the Cranky Show is a multimedia experience centered around quirky traditional folk tunes performed by Azarian and brought to life with scrolling cartoon FATTIE B stills, hand-cranked through a makeshift stage — “cranky” show, get it? The DVD is defiantly lo-fi and charmingly wholesome. In particular, the opening skit, “One Meatball,” a gut-busting little ditty about a guy who ventures into an upscale Italian restaurant to order just one meatball, is especially enjoyable. The disc is also historically significant — for some, anyway — as it includes a version of the very first Cranky Show, “John Barley Corn,” which paved the way for the hipster-couture cult status Azarian’s performances now enjoy. As much fun as the DVD is, the best way to experience the Cranky Show is in person — though the disc does an admirable job of capturing the live show’s idiosyncratic intimacy. See for yourself on Wednesday, December 26, at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café. The DVD is also available at Apple Mountain on Church Street in Burlington.
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ENSEMBLE V (jazz), Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC, followed by IRISH SESSIONS, 9 p.m. NC. MIKE MARTIN & GEOFF KIM (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. MATT WRIGHT GROUP (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ CRE8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m. NC. MIA ADAMS WITH JERRY CRAFT (singer-songwriter), 1/2 Lounge, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), 10 p.m. NC. ESTHER MACOMB, JOHN OLMSTEAD (rock, singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. OPEN MIKE, Manhattan Pizza, 10 p.m. NC. AA. SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. MO’ FUNK ORCHESTRA, Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. CEILI (Irish session), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.
JAZZ JAM, Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; SHANE HARDIMAN GROUP (jazz), 8 p.m. NC; ANTONY SANTOR TRIO (jazz), 11 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE WITH PAUL ASBELL & JOE MOORE (blues, jazz), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & PARKER SHPER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. JOHN BRAZIL BAND (rock), Rà Rå Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. A-DOG PRESENTS (electronic dance), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. LOVER’S ROCK WITH DAKOTA (soul, r&b), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT TRIVIA, Nectar’s, 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by IS, GOSHEN RAMBLERS (jam), 9 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. BLUES & LASERS, THE LOWELL THOMPSON BAND (rock, alt-country), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. WILDOUT! WITH DJ SKEE (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC/$5. 18+. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop, r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. DJ BIG DOG & MATLOCK MUSIC (reggae), Plan B, 8 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B (down-tempo, soul), The Green Room, 9 p.m. NC. NICK CASSARINO (jazz), Harbor Lounge, 7:30 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, The Monkey House, 9 p.m. $5. BLUES NIGHT WITH THE GROWLERS, Backstage Pub, 7 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH JIM BRANCA, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.
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:: central SARA GRACE & THE SUITS (rock, soul), Langdon St. CafĂŠ, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by RUSTY BELLE (shoegazer), 10 p.m. Donations. BRUCE JONES & FRIENDS (acoustic), Purple Moon Pub, 7:30 p.m. Donations. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.
:: northern OPEN MIKE, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. WET & WILD WITH DJ SKILLZ, Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC. FRED BRAUER (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.
:: northern LIVE MUSIC, Olive Ridley’s, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE NIGHT WITH SASSY ENTERTAINMENT, Tabu CafÊ & Nightclub, 5 p.m. NC. DAVE KELLER (solo blues), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC.
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THE ALAMOS (folk), Radio Bean, 8 p.m. NC; THE YELLINGS AND SHOUTINGS (rock), 10 p.m. NC; UNEMPLOYMENT HISTORY (folk), 11 p.m. NC. GROVE THEORY (rock), RĂ RĂĄ Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (rockabilly), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3. CRIBWELL & GOODSPEED (eclectic DJs), 1/2 Lounge 10 p.m. NC. NORTH STAR AMBLERS (Americana), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by OLD SILVER BAND, LUCID (Americana, rock), 9 p.m. $5. RETRONOME (dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. THE OPPORTUNIST, TRANSIT (punk, indie), 242 Main, 7 p.m. $7. AA. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR (salsa, merengue), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. “PULSEâ€? WITH LIVE DJ (electronica), The Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ ANUBUS & J2 (hip-hop, reggae), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. PATRICK FITZSIMMONS (singer-songwriter), The Skinny Pancake, 9 p.m. NC. JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS (jazz), Avenue Bistro, 8 p.m. NC. MONKEY HOUSE B-DAY BASH, The Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Backstage Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. STURCRAZIE (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.
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RYAN POWER, IS IT HAPPENING? (Self-released, CD)
Ryan Power is one of a handful of Burlington musicians who embodies our humble city’s musical character and spirit. An extremely gifted and versatile musician, Power is not only proficient on several instruments, he plays them all with a refined nuance. These skills, along with his enviable songwriting ability, have led to the creation of yet another essential Ryan Power recording. Is It Happening? is Power’s third fulllength album. He has also released an EP through Ice Box Records — a highlight in the local indie label’s catalogue — and a wonderfully bizarre electronic venture under the alias DJJD. All are worth owning and listening to carefully. In fact, 2005’s Loventropy was one of my favorite releases of that year. Power’s latest recalls the smooth-folk bossa nova of Loventropy and the electro-stylings of DJJD’s Judgment Day. This may sound like a forced pairing, but Is It Happening? is unified and well put together. The disc opens with a brief instrumental piece leading into “Mind Parasite,” which is absolutely fantastic. The song is both driving and mellow. Its changes are clever, unexpected and exciting. “The Replican,” which follows, is an open and atmospheric track that wouldn’t have sounded out of place on a mid-’70s Beach Boys album. The frantic “Never Do I Ever” and tender “In Need of a Little Love” round out the first half of the album, maintaining the high standard set by “Mind Parasite.” Yet each song defies any expectations potentially set by its predecessors. As the album progresses, Power’s songs become even more boldly eccentric. Some work, others do not. “Translation,” the record’s low point, is a sincere, well-intentioned song about the rainforest. There’s nothing wrong with Power’s sentiment, but as a song, it just doesn’t work. On the other hand, the a cappella “Arkansas Folk Song” and the title track — a low-fi club anthem — are both wonderful. Power’s music is distinct; no single influence dominates his sound, and his lofty ambitions don’t ever seem to exceed his ability. Is It Happening? is an excellent album, just a few marks shy of perfect. Buy it. Admire and support a considerable local talent. Power’s got soul.
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Usually in a CD review, I’ll drop indie names and make comparisons to the daydreamy tunes of, say, Luna or Mojave 3. It’s a little show-offy thing I like to call The Obscurity Game. But we don’t have to play that game with Silent Mind’s latest release, 2012 Here We Come. The band’s familiar sound is mainstream and radio-friendly, only homegrown. Theirs is a generic brand of rock, well suited to local radio affiliate 99.9 The Buzz. While local startups sometimes suffer from inflated ambition, Silent Mind seems to have evolved from their first release, Acoustic Thoughts, into an unobtrusive rock trio. Is that an oxymoron? Anyway, it’s refreshing to hear a band that isn’t biting off more than it can chew. The first song, “What Went Wrong,” is a catchy number with some brief soloing over simple rock rhythm structures. Many of Silent Mind’s songs embrace standard rock-radio-style guidelines: Begin with some low-key drumming and guitars to emphasize the vocals in the first verse, then cue the fuzzed-out guitars at the chorus. “You’re Free” follows the template to perfection. Easy-to-understand lyrics make this group sound like a local version of Seether or Three Days Grace, while the subject matter broaches relationships both friendly and amorous as well as the universal need to connect. “Breathe Deep” begins like Phish’s “Fee” and poses the eternal question, [is there] “someone else out there who breathes deep?” Silent Mind’s lyrics are often not at all clever, which is actually somewhat welcome. Like Hannaford supermarket, the band employs no gimmicks, no membership cards. Just easy shopping. In the end, however — to work the marketing metaphor — I shop locally for the variety. You can’t find heirloom tomatoes in a big chain store. In the Burlington music mart, each band’s ballsy attempt to create something uniquely different is what fosters creativity, one gimmick or obscure reference at a time. No reward without risk. Don’t get me wrong, Silent Mind have talent and ability. But their mainstream sound probably won’t play to indie-hipster sensibilities. JOSH WALDMAN
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My Two Front Teeth COMPLIED BY DAN BOLLES Seven Days recently sent out a call to a variety of folks involved in Vermont’s vibrant music scene to relay their hopes and wishes for the holiday season and/or new year. We were deluged with responses from musicians, club owners, promoters and fans, ultimately receiving far more submissions than we could use. What follows are some of our favorites. Tune in next week for round two. And Happy Freakin’ Holidays! 1. Food and shelter for all those less fortunate who need some. 2. That Rosario Dawson return my emails. 3. That “Girls Just Wanna Have Fun” and “Love Shack” never get requested again at ’80s night. 4. That spring comes sooner than May. Fattie B. (a.k.a. Kyle Thompson) DJ/artist/local storeowner - Steez Dear Santa, The greedy bastards at Big Heavy World want: 1. A grease-powered H1 (no blingy crapbox H3) with a 30-foot 1962 Airstream Sovereign Land Yacht to keep on the road with every kind of VT music showcase tour (admittedly impractical, in a dreamy kind of way). 2. A Rocketsled reunion. Just one. Pleeeeeeease! 3. The lost Fags album master. We know where it is. Give it up. 4. And socks for Boom Boom. Big Heavy World Jake, Hanna and Matt (of the recently split Marigolds) want a new bass player, a name change, a manager, a record deal, a street team, a platinum record and a million bucks. And more
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comparisons to established artists in Dan Bolles’ music reviews. Peace on Earth. Jake, Hanna and Matt Formerly known as The Marigolds 1. A federal grant program to finance the purchase of incredibly lightweight and incredibly greatsounding PA systems for all aging musicians shaped like a comma from wrestling 145-pound speakers onto high, spindly stands for the 925th time. 2. Another lush grant to finance a regular livemusic series in every public library in Vermont. 3. A big, dangerous dowsing rod that will help me find the missing vintage Pinhead concert videos that I know must exist somewhere. 4. The total digitization of the precious Helen Hartness Flanders Vermont Folk Music Archive that lives at Middlebury College, and the money to make it happen. 5. A ray that transports self-indulgent singersongwriters to Tierra del Fuego. Robert Resnik Folk guru, “All the Traditions” DJ on VPR I would love to see the Burlington hip-hop scene realize we will only succeed together. thirtyseven Wombaticus Rex I’d love to see Vermont rappers get along with each other. Lee Anderson Promoter/Owner, Mixed Bag Productions Continue rocking 105.9 the Radiator on Mondays from 6 to 8 p.m. (shameless plug) with Irene, and actually get Rex and Irene together to play a show or two in ’08, maybe even. Oh, yeah, and we’ll probably be finishing up the ’08 Christmas record post-Christmas, too, ’cuz that’s kinda how we operate. Abraham Physics Club
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Release C-Funk’s (Cantonese Bible Funk) debut record, currently titled Hidey Glow, and finish our massive collaborative effort of an almost-pop record. And the part about sugarplums and sleigh bells and getting all the kids in the world together to sing in beautiful harmony, blah blah blah. Downloadable rough cuts here: http://adamcoop erwood.com/. Is this too shameless? Adam Cooper Wood, Jeremy Frederick & Chris Cheney Shitcan Noisebelt I wish Led Loco would do another final final show with pyrotechnics so humongously huge they’d burn down Nectar’s and Metronome, and a new club would emerge (Nectonome), and hipsters and hippies the twain shall once again be reunited in a glorious marshmallow-roasting jubilee that is reminiscent of — yet not derivative — and somehow ambiguously related to the last scene in The Dark Crystal where the Mystics and the Skeksis are once again made whole. Which, incidentally, is what I think that movie is really about. I wish pot were legalized in Vermont and a slew of hash bars would open up on Church Street, and there would be hookahs and satin pillows and love beads and they would blare Bollywood, and on Saturday nights they’d show Trapped in the Closet and we’d all laugh our stoned asses off in peace and harmony. I wish Vermont would secede from the union and the whole state would be made into the subject of a reality TV show, and all the Vermont musicians would be given the rights to scoring the soundtrack. I wish Honky-Tonk Tuesdays were recognized as state holidays. Bryan Dondero Grace Potter & The Nocturnals
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We wish for unlimited veggie oil for our bus! And maybe a write-up in State of Mind. The Jugtown Pirates of Lake Champlain My wish would be for the establishment of a monthly jazz session in the Burlington area, where jazz musicians of different styles and ability levels could meet, play the music they love, and incorporate a session audience that enjoys the music and also maybe pays a few bucks to compensate the musicians. And that the sessions are either broadcast live or are recorded and some of the finer moments broadcast on radio. Dan Silverman Musician Bands that I wish would come to play in Burlington: Spoon, Two Gallants, Jose Gonzalez, The Apples in Stereo, The Black Keys, Blammos, Pink Mountaintops/Black Mountain, Iron and Wine, Unbunny, Gabriela y Rodriguez, Bonnie Prince Billy. And I wish for a Pavement reunion tour. Jeremy Ayer WRUV Exposure For magical faeries to come to me in my sleep and sprinkle me with “bad-ass-chops” dust so I can shred on my new and first very-own guitar (a Luna). I can really use the help, magical faeries. I’m getting a late start here. Bring on the dust, and how! Pretty please? Mia Adams Singer-songwriter
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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.
drama ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: Dancing teacups and talking clocks? Northern Stage asks audiences to “be their guest” for this splashy musical adapted from the Disney animated feature. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $24-57. Info, 296-7000. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: Singers, dancers and actors celebrate the Winter Solstice with theatrical storytelling. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 8 p.m. $13-16. Info, www.nightfires.org or 863-1024.
film ‘VANAJA’: In this hit Indian film featuring nonprofessional actors, a low-caste, 14-year-old girl persuades a landlady to give her dance lessons, only to be pursued by the woman’s 23-year-old son. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘THE HORSE’S MOUTH’: Is that you, Obi-Wan? In this 1958 comedy, British actor Sir Alec Guinness stars as a dedicated but impoverished painter in pursuit of his artistic vision. Savoy Theatre, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 454-4675.
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words SPOKEN WORD OPEN MIKE: Vermont Public Radio commentator, UVM English prof and novelist Philip Baruth joins other bards to take turns voicing original verse and prose. Dobrá Tea, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664.
ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. PAJAMA STORYTIME: Kids cuddle up in their nightclothes for an hour of bedtime stories, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477. T’AI CHI CHIH CLASS: Fred Solomon leads people through a set of nonviolent movements designed to improve balance, flexibility and longevity. Heineberg Senior and Community Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. $4. Info, 863-3982.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. COTS CANDLELIGHT VIGIL: Citizens join in solidarity with neighbors facing the crisis of homelessness during the holidays. In front of the Unitarian Church, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7402, ext. 104.
etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591.
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CITIZENSHIP CLASS: Immigrants become familiar with U.S. history and government to prep for the naturalization interview. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. GERMAN-ENGLISH EXCHANGE: Anglophones practice foreign-language conversation with native speakers of Deutsch, and vice versa. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. BREAKFAST BRAINSTORMING: Employees of nonprofits meet with marketing, advertising, communications and design professionals to learn to better convey their organizations’ messages. Room 217, Ireland Building, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:45-9 a.m. Free. Info, 865-6495. MEDITATION CLINIC: Bob O’Keefe, the director of the Montpelier Shambhala Center, explains a simple method for clarifying, stabilizing and strengthening one’s mind. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free, bring a cushion if possible. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.
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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CLASSICAL CONCERT: Organist George Matthew Jr. plays Christmas and Advent music by Bach, Andre Fleury, LouisClaude D’Aquin and other composers. First United Methodist Church, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1151. WOMEN’S SING: Female voices form chords for rounds, spirituals and choral pieces in a casual-yet-organized session. Call for Burlington-area location, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, anyaschwartz@ hotmail.com or 658-5811.
drama ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: See December 19, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: “You‘ll shoot your eye out!” This stage adaptation of Jean Shepherd‘s tale about a BB-gun-desiring boy features an iconic “leg lamp.” Pendragon Theatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 518-891-1854.
film ‘VANAJA’: See December 19.
‘BEFORE THE MUSIC DIES’: Forest Whitaker narrates this documentary exposé of the modern music industry, based on interviews with songsmith celebrities from Erykah Badu to Eric Clapton. See calendar spotlight. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 454-7367.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127.
talks ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Jane Ambrose, director of the UVM Lane Series, discusses how Vermont’s changing demographics could affect the Queen City’s arts scene. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Donations. Info, 863-4214.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 19. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. HOLIDAY STORYTIME: Preschoolers hear seasonal tales involving snowmen, reindeer and St. Nick. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 655-6424. MORNING STORIES: Local tale tellers engage kids of all ages with a mix of nursery rhymes, fairytales, songs and games. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.
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ESL GROUPS: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. CROCHET INTRO: Find your inner hooker at a how-to session explaining cast-on, bind-off and single-loop stitches. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $15, bring a size H crochet needle and a skein of worsted-weight yarn. Registration and info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. BINGO: A winning card could net cash at the Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $11. Info, 863-3982. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: Volunteers pack presents in pretty paper to support the Burlington Emergency Shelter. University Mall, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 9:30 p.m. Donations. Volunteer info, 862-9879. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: Sales of evergreens and holiday ornaments help support a local youth center. Basement Teen Center, Montpelier City Hall, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9151. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: Purchasers pause to peruse tempting tomes for the bookworms on their lists. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.
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When I heard the city would be hosting a tree award ceremony, I imagined something out of J.R.R. Tolkien: Ent-like figures striding up a red carpet, trailing rooted clumps of earth. The reality was a tad different, but no less delightful. After catching up with neighbors over pizza and brownies, an all-ages crowd of about 35 settled down to hear Margaret Skinner, a UVM prof of plant and soil science and the president of Branch Out Burlington! The group of silvicultural souls has worked with the Queen City’s Parks & Recreation Department since 1996 to help trees take root around town. Skinner jollied her audience with a brief history of the volunteer organization, encouraging interested folks to sign up; then State Representative Dave Zuckerman announced the winners of BOB!’s annual Awesome Tree Awards contest. The trees, chosen from an annual pool of nominees, nabbed titles such as “Widest,� “Tallest,� “Most Unusual,� and “Picture-Perfect.� The people who nominated them also got prizes — gift certificates to area nurseries, horticulture books and gardening tools. The 2007 “Picture Perfect� winner was a gorgeous silver maple at the corner of Washington Street and Manhattan Drive — “bigger than all of my hair put together,� said its nominator, shaking her own silvery mane. The tallest? A cottonwood tree on South Cove Road. It’s not that citizens can’t, er, see the urban forest for the trees. Skinner explained that BOB!’s awards help draw attention to the organization and its innovative “Tree Keeper� program, in which community members sign up to monitor their neighborhood trees and foster saplings provided by the city’s tree nursery. City arborist Warren Spinner capped the evening with a slide show spanning a decade of award-winning trees: 1998’s “Most Unusual� was a tulip tree on Spruce Street, sporting huge, butter-colored blooms that looked like their namesake. Other faves included an Oakledge Park red oak growing from the center of an old red-oak stump, and a lily-white birch ensconced in a black poplar. A tree on Champlain College’s campus I’d always thought was a fig was actually a camperdown elm, grafted to a disease-resistant trunk. To find 2008’s most awesome trees, I plan to tote one of BOB!’s city-wide tree-walk brochures around town, come spring. MEGHAN DEWALD
‘ITTY BITTY SKATING’: Pint-sized bladers take to the ice at Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $6. Info, 865-7558.
sport ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with high-energy, international rhythms. Fitness Options, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 734-3479. Olympiad Health & Racquet Club, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 310-6686.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 19. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.
etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 19. CHARITY BINGO: See December 19. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 19.
‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 19. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 19. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another‘s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. ‘HEALING LEAVES’ WORKSHOP: Fans of herbal medicine familiarize themselves with plants to aid recovery from digestive disorders. Azimuth Counseling, Suite 101, 8 Essex Way, Essex Junction, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 288-1001. RENEWABLE ENERGY WORKSHOP: A solar-power expert explains how homeowners can reduce their “carbon footprint� via residential photovoltaics and wind turbines. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.
BLUE CHRISTMAS SERVICE: A reflective interfaith gathering accommodates community members who are sad, lonely or living with loss. United Church of Christ, Bakersfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 933-5111. ‘TWELVE DAYS OF X-MESS’ FEST: “AntiClauseâ€? Ben T. Matchstick emcees jolly entertainment in the form of holidayinspired music, theatrics and participatory crafts. See calendar spotlight. Langdon Street CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 7-10 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-8667.
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ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Live music inspires movers to make rural rounds in clean, soft-soled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9:30 p.m. $7, free for beginners. Info, 899-2378. FLYNNARTS DANCE COMPANY: Members of the Flynn’s modern movement troupe present an open rehearsal of Twilight, a new work by Lynn Ellen Schimoler. Flynn Dance Studio, Burlington, 6:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966.
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dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, www.ballroomnights.com or 862-2207.
‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: See December 19. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 19, Holley Hall, Bristol. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: See December 20.
‘AMAHL & THE NIGHT VISITORS’: The Monteverdi Music School co-presents this children‘s opera about a poor young peasant and his Christmas Eve contribution. See calendar spotlight. Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 877-6737. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: Community kids star in this drama about an annual church production that includes an inventively awful set of siblings. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 775-0903.
film ‘PETE SEEGER: THE POWER OF SONG’: Interviews with Bruce Springsteen, Bob Dylan and Joan Baez support this cinematic tribute to the 88-year-old leftie folk icon who authored anthems including “If I Had A Hammer� and “Turn, Turn, Turn.� Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.
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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 19.
etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See December 19. CHARITY BINGO: See December 19. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 19. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 19. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 19, 10 a.m. – 5:30 p.m. ‘TWELVE DAYS OF X-MESS’ FEST: See December 20. A ballet-busting Nutcracker spoof precedes an all-female Bob Dylan tribute featuring Vermont folk divas Anaïs Mitchell, Sara Grace and Abby Jenne. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. ANARCHIST CRAFT CIRCLE: Creative types put their heads together over group projects that dismantle hierarchies, one stitch at a time. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Donations. Info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202.
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ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 19. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See December 19, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters age 3 and older gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. ‘PINT-SIZED SCIENCE’: Laboratory learners aged 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. ‘THE HAT’: Preschoolers watch students from Camel’s Hump Middle School present this short winter play based on Jan Brett’s book by the same title. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
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Also, see clubdates in Section B. HOLIDAY CAROLING: Musical members of Lyric Theatre serenade shoppers with traditional songs. Church Street, in front of the Burlington Town Center Mall, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7576. FRAN ROBIDEAU & THE SHADER CROFT BAND: Troubadours triumph with country, folk and gospel tunes at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘A SPANISH RENAISSANCE CHRISTMAS’: The Onion River Chorus sings folk-like villancicos and selections from early 17th-century masses. St. John‘s Episcopal Church, Randolph, 3 p.m. $8-10. Info, 426-3210.
dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: See December 21. ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: The Vermont Ballet Theater School performs Tchaikovsky’s holiday fave featuring a toy soldier who comes to life on Christmas Eve. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 2 & 7 p.m. $21-31.50. Info, 863-5966.
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‘A NUTCRACKER TEA’: Post-matinee, guests mingle with characters from the Vermont Ballet Theater’s production and meet the Sugar Plum Fairy over sweets. Flynn Center, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. $25, $15 for kids under 12. Reservations and info, 878-2941.
drama ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: See December 19, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 19, Holley Hall, Bristol. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: See December 20, 2 & 7 p.m. ‘AMAHL & THE NIGHT VISITORS’: See December 21, Charlotte Congregational Church. Info, 425-3176. ‘THE BEST CHRISTMAS PAGEANT EVER’: See December 21, 2 & 7 p.m.
film ‘PETE SEEGER: THE POWER OF SONG’: See December 21, 7 & 9 p.m.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. CRAFTAPALOOZA: Local do-it-yourself creators show homemade items of all descriptions in between artists’ demos. LACE, Barre, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, www.lacevt.org or 476-4276.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 19. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See December 20, 10-11 a.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. HOLIDAY KIDS’ CORNER: Art makers ages 4 and up play and pursue craft projects for an hour or more at a drop-off program to help out shopping parents. Shelburne Art Center Gallery, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3648. HOLIDAY READING: Rachel Ann Cole, a.k.a. Miss Vermont, promotes literacy by lending her voice to The Polar Express and “The Night Before Christmas.” Red Clover Salon, Essex Junction, 4 p.m. Free; donations of non-perishable food and wrapped books welcome. Reservations and info, 878-3499.
sport ZUMBA FITNESS: See December 20, Fitness Options location only, 9:30 & 11 a.m.
etc BINGO: See December 19. CHARITY BINGO: See December 19. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 19. ‘TREES FOR TEENS’: See December 19, noon - 4 p.m. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 19, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. ‘TWELVE DAYS OF X-MESS’ FEST: See December 20, 7 p.m. – 1:30 a.m. An ’80s trivia slam and dance party with the band Sputnik makes way for “ballistic mistletoe” and other action games. WAGON RIDES: Families take trips at horse speed through downtown. Departs from Montpelier City Hall, noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. SLEIGH RIDES: Weather permitting, jingling horses trot visitors over the snow on a wintry tour of Shelburne Farms. Rides depart every half-hour from the Welcome Center, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $6-8. Info, 985-8442.
HOLIDAY HISTORY: Visitors experience 19th-century festivities with horsedrawn sleigh rides and sledding, then help make sweet treats in a woodstove-centered kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. WINTER FARMERS’ MARKET: Shoppers seeking locally raised edibles pick up root vegetables, cheeses, pickles and other lavish provender at the Old Strand Theater, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 287-9311. MEMORY BOX WORKSHOP: “Professor” Ben T. Matchstick of the Cardboard Teck Instantute helps people prep for Boxing Day by building keepsake containers for small, special objects. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘JINGLE BELL ROCK’ DJ SKATE: Holiday tunes inspire gliders to try ice dancing en famille. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $5, skate rental $3 per pair. Info, 862-8869. CHRISTMAS CANDLELIGHT SERVICE: A mirrored, oil-lamp chandelier casts a warm glow over carolers at this musical, non-denominational gathering. Starksboro Village Meeting House, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-5227. SEWING MACHINE INTRO: Feed dogs? Zipper feet? First-timers learn the anatomy of sewing aids in a two-hour course, then take a test drive and plan an easy project. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $30. Registration and info, www. thebobbin.com or 999-6202.
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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘A SPANISH RENAISSANCE CHRISTMAS’: See December 22, Unitarian Church, Montpelier. CHORAL HOLIDAY CONCERT: Members of the Mad River Chorale harmonize with kids on Christmas carols, then add selections from Christoph Schönherr’s “Magnificat” to an evening community sing. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 4 p.m. $5. Waitsfield Church, 8 p.m. $8-10. Info, 496-4781. ADVENT SUNDAY CONCERT: Vocalist Valerie Parauka and pianist Chris Coolidge provide aural accompaniment to a holiday service. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 288-9265. FESTIVAL OF NINE LESSONS & CAROLS: Three choirs join forces for a nativity celebration at St. Anthony’s Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5784.
dance ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: See December 22, 1 p.m. ‘A NUTCRACKER TEA’: See December 22, 3:30 p.m.
drama ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: See December 19, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘NIGHT FIRES’: See December 19, Holley Hall, Bristol, 5 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: See December 20, 2 & 7 p.m. ‘MOO-JEW COMEDY’: Three wise guys stand and deliver at a laugh-enhanced Chinese meal for mensches and their families headlined by local laugh man and State Representative Jason Lorber. Asian Bistro, Williston, 8 p.m. $45 includes a four-course dinner. Info, www.moojew.com or 863-5966.
film ‘PETE SEEGER: THE POWER OF SONG’: See December 21, 1:30 & 7 p.m.
art See exhibitions in Section A.
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Friday, December 21, Vergennes Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 877-6737. Saturday, December 22, Charlotte Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 425-3176. www.vermontopera.org
talks WINTER SOLSTICE TALK: Speaker Michael Evans presents an illustrated guide to the roots of mystical consciousness. Saints Episcopal Church, South Burlington, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, www.communitylabyrinth.ws or 878-9137.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See December 19.
sport FULL MOON SNOWSHOE: Weather permitting, web-footed hikers trek through lunar light. Departs from the Stratton Mountain Resort parking lot, 6 p.m. $15. Reservations and info, 297-4230.
etc CHARITY BINGO: See December 19, 2 & 7 p.m. GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 19, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. ‘TWELVE DAYS OF X-MESS’ FEST: See December 20, 8 p.m. – 1:30 a.m. Free-style “gift rapping” follows a jazz show by Andrew Moroz and his band. SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 22. ANTIQUES MARKET: Treasure-hunters find bargains at the Elks Country Club, Montpelier, preview 7:30 a.m., market 9 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. $2-5. Info, 603-444-2012. HOLIDAY CRAFT WORKSHOP: Do-ityourselfers make ornaments, stuffed toys and last-minute gifts with repurposed materials. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. $15 includes supplies. Info, www.thebobbin.com or 999-6202. SCRABBLE CLUB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars at the McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558.
MON.24 music
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drama ‘MOO-JEW COMEDY’: See December 23.
art See exhibitions in Section A.
kids BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewishthemed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 23.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 19.
etc GIFT WRAP DEPOT: See December 19. HOLIDAY BOOK SALE: See December 19. SLEIGH RIDES: See December 22. HOLIDAY HISTORY: See December 22. CANDLELIGHT SERVICE: Violinist Craig Balaun and vocalist Diego Ryes make notes for an illuminated Christmas Eve. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 288-9265.
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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CHRISTMAS CAROL SING: Quakers welcome guests to warm up by a woodstove and sing by lamplight at this cozy community concert. Friends Meeting House, South Starksboro, 4-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 985-1124.
drama ‘MOO-JEW COMEDY’: See December 23.
art See exhibitions in Section A.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See December 19.
etc HOLIDAY DINNER FOR SENIORS: Elders from inside and outside Queen City limits join hands over a festive meal at the Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free, and transportation is included if requested. Reservations and info, 864-7528. HOLIDAY DINNER: Community members in need find plates full of hot food and good cheer at Junior’s Italian, 85 South Park Drive, Colchester, noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 734-1773.
WED.26 music
dance TRANCE DANCE: Movers undulate in waves to mellow their minds in an alcohol- and smoke-free environment. Middlesex Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 223-9050.
drama ‘BEAUTY AND THE BEAST’: See December 19, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘A CHRISTMAS STORY’: See December 20.
film ‘PETE SEEGER: THE POWER OF SONG’: See December 21.
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ACTIVE, FUN, ATTRACTIVE REDHEADED SNOWBOARDER Single mom who loves Smuggs seeks an attractive, active, responsible man. Interested in laid-back people who love to laugh and go on spur-of-the-moment adventures. I snowboard, camp and hike, and need someone who can keep up. Must be honest, laid-back and enjoy the little moments in life. I have weekends free and need someone to play with. snowbabe, 32, u, l, #107641 NO UMBRELLAS ALLOWED Whatever possesses people to spend their time looking at photographs on the computer is beyond my comprehension, but here we are. eMbellish, 39, l, #107630 AM I LOOKING FOR YOU? I’m into walking, hiking, games, talking. I’m up for almost anything. The Little Prince is probably my favorite book; water chestnuts are possibly my least favorite food. Sound interesting? happygirl, 29, #107619 SINCERELY... Here’s the deal: you can smoke, drink and puke every morning if need be, and that is fine. I just ask that you have a rockin’ sense of humor and an appreciation for life. I am a mellow party girl in search of a guy who keeps his elbows off the table and lives for contemporaneous thoughts and behavior. ThatGirl, 26, u, l, #107606 KIND, EASYGOING, SENSITIVE Single mom with two teenage children. I am new to all of this and a bit nervous, to say the least. I am a pretty easygoing person who enjoys the company of others. I enjoy going to movies, dining out, walks, running, staying home and watching movies, baking and cooking new creations while sharing a good bottle of wine. sunny, 41, #107579 HOLD ME Love to laugh, love to eat, love to be held. SWF seeking SM for casual dating, friendship and conversation. RPinVT, 24, l, #107576 <3 <3 <3 I am searching for a cute vegan hipster who enjoys the outdoors and animals. I realize that there are not so many young, sane, cute vegans out there - but I will request that you are respectful of the vegan lifestyle. Eureka, 29, l, #107566 LIFE IS SHORT. LIVE FULLY. I am an NPR-listening, yoga-practicing, wellread, liberal-leaning lady who is passionate and sensual, yet somewhat old-fashioned. I love skiing, scuba diving, traveling and good food, and prefer travel to vacation. I find entrepreneurial minds sexy, and I am looking for a handsome, professional man, 6’-ish, 3445, who is intelligent, happy, compassionate, confident, fun and fit. yogachick, 38, l, #104298 SEXY GREEN EYES Are you looking for a girl who likes to have fun? Craves physical attention? Are you ISO a girl who plays music? A girl who can run the Beruit table all night? Well, unfortunately for you (perhaps), I’m not quite that ‘girl’ (yet). But I do look and act like one, and am ISO someone who wants those aforementioned things - but understands my ‘situation’. KatyGreenEyes, 25, l, #107518
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PLAIN JANE BUT SANE I am a fun person with a great sense of humor. plainjane, 45, #107216 ‘SASSY, FRASSY LASSY’ SEEKS YOU! Vermont native who loves the outdoors. I fear little and worry less. I am an independent woman, but I enjoy fulfilling the desire of being needed and depended on by someone. And you? Important things: you are true to yourself and true to me, and you believe in a symbiotic, equal-effort relationship. So, could you be my ‘laughing lady lover’? Let’s find out! leilani_girl, 19, l, #106199 LOVE THE QUESTIONS Educator/artist/geek given to fits of whimsy. I love all things creative, movement and music, walking, talking, reading, learning about anything and, of course, my cool kid. Apt to go to the Flynn versus the bar. Love public radio; want to be on “Wait, Wait!” someday. Trying to use my privileges to leverage change in a biased world. swirl, 41, u, l, #107478 CRAZY SEXY COOL Looking for a woman with a sense of humor who can also be responsible. I like theater, karaoke, picnics in the park, travel/culture, movies, live performances, people-watching (with witty commentary). I’m a deep thinker, a romantic, an idealist. I’m attracted to smart, sincere, honorable people. I’d much rather chat in person than drone on in an ad. So what are you waiting for? MangoKiss, 36, l, #107418 ADVENTUROUS, SPORTY, GENUINE, COMPASSIONATE, LOVABLE I’m looking for someone not to try and understand me but to accept me for who I am. I love to be outside. My favorite activities are biking and skiing. I spend most of my winter at the mountain and most of my summer in the saddle. I am seeking some adventure and some good memories. joskier, 26, l, #107383 WHAT DO THE CARDS SAY? Ask what I do and I’ll respond in typical Gemini fashion: photographer, Tarot reader, writer. If can look back on my life with pleasure, I’ve lived it well. Make me laugh, tease me, challenge my brain. Just because I have an MA in English doesn’t mean you have to quote Tennyson to impress me. I’d rather explore your beautiful places. vtgrrl9, 37, l, #107380
MEN seeking WoMEN LET’S SKIP THE SENSITIVE ROUTINE Do you want to spend your Saturday night with some guy feeding you lines he read in a book? If your answer is yes, then I’m definitely not the guy for you. But if you’d rather join me for some real fun – maybe head over to Higher Ground for some live music, drinks and conversation - then contact me now. gemini01, 35, l, #107764 PURE AMERICAN ROCK-N-ROLL I am on in-house arrest for Felony, Possession of Marijuana, but normally am out driving and smoking, playing rock-’n’-roll in Burlington. Now I stay at home recording my music and waiting for my freedom and a good woman to share love. I think women are the saviors of mankind. I will respect, cherish and be honest. I am comfortable with who I am. The_WSP_man, 34, l, #107765
NICE GUY SEEKS NICE WOMAN Lookin’ for a friend to have fun with in and out of bed. Iamyourman, 50, #107761 OUT STANDING IN MY FIELD Just moved here from Florida and I love it. I still have my house in Naples, but maybe I’ll stay :> I am in grad school and it’s going well. I have a few close friends here in Stowe but nobody special yet, so call me if you got it! John. naples38, 38, l, #107750 FLY GUY YOUNG AND NUMB I’m 20 years old, about to turn 21, and I’ve realized something. I just came out of a relationship and I’m loving it. But there is one thing I miss that’s harder than quitting cigarettes. THE SEX! I’m pretty much looking for someone this time to show me some things I haven’t learned yet. Teach me a lesson. flyguyvt, 20, l, #107739 HOPE YOU LIKE ME I’m not claiming to be anything special or out of the ordinary. I love movies, music, pictures, theater, opera - just art in general. I like going for long walks, spending the day on the mountain, or just staying warm by the fire, or going out to Dobra and hanging in the tearooms. My first priority: for us both to be happy! VidGuy88, 19, u, l, #107737 AWARE, AWAKE, ALIVE I’m not good at this but here goes! I’m looking for a person who won’t pressure me into their way of thinking, but will treat me as an equal. I also believe firmly that you don’t have to be married to have love. I believe a ring makes a person lax, not focused on making their mate happy. victolic, 45, #107735 ORIGINALLY ISLANDER, NOW COUNTRY BOY Hardworking guy looking for fun girl to ski, travel and be myself with. Not too trendy or fashionable, more substance over style. It’s windy outside, keep Vermont green. olblueeyes, 26, #107728 ATHLETIC ENGINERD NEW TO NY Hoping to meet someone who knows where they are going, are not afraid to take chances, and understand true love is found in the moment and lived through the journey. Flyer_ 68, 24, l, #107713 BASED ON A TRUE STORY I’m a chef who is committed to local agriculture. I don’t eat tomatoes unless they are in season. I like wine. A lot. Snowboard, snowshoe, hike, bike, flyfish, climb... I love being outside. I live on the Mad River. I am a glutton for spontaneity. I want to meet the proverbial Beautiful Foodie Woman. Where are you? Valleyboy, 31, u, l, #107704 FRIENDLY AND FRIENDLESS Okay, I’m not really friendless but I’m new in town so the only person I know is my roommate. I’m looking for new friends, preferably women - not because I’m a guy but because I just get along with women better and I enjoy their company. Anyway, I’m looking for someone(s) to hang out with and maybe date. kman, 22, l, #107675 EXCEPTIONALLY FREE-SPIRITED SOUL I continue to hold on to many old-fashioned values: honesty, monogamy, sincerity, not giving up. I have led a somewhat eventful life and have experienced things that others only dream of. I am looking for someone who doesn’t know the meaning of “give up” and realizes that there is a great big world out there full of adventure. alone_n_vt, 40, l, #107673 INDEPENDENT, MELLOW, MYSTERIOUS Looking for someone who is physically fit and not into the bar scene. You should have some sense of adventure and an interest in the outdoors, and be willing to try new things. adventure71, 36, u, l, #107663
PRINCE CHARMING I’m an easygoing, honest, loving guy with a sense of humor. I like to just cuddle up and watch a romantic movie after a candlelit dinner. beakervt, 42, l, #107250 SHY, NERDY AND, OOH, SHINY! I moved back to Vermont to go to grad school. I’m a bit of a nerd but I tend to hide it in public. I love cooking, local beer, and nice tshirts. axpauction, 25, #106645 BEACH AND SNOW I’m a 6’3, 190-lb. runner. I run a lot; it’s a huge part of my life. I play guitar every chance I get. I am very focused on my goals in life. I also attend school. I am trying to obtain my teaching degree. I have already graduated from college with a Criminal Justice degree. tjaggars, 21, #107651 CONFIDENT, FIT, ACTIVE, OUTGOING GUY ...who enjoys all that life has to offer. I love to ski, bike, hike, run listen to music, read and explore new places. I enjoy spending time with family and friends. Looking for someone to share these and other exciting experiences with. JCA, 43, #104453 YET ANOTHER PROFILE TO READ Blah blah blah, funny joke. Words, words, words. Pithy comment about online dating. Blah, blah, standard outdoor hobbies. Words, blah, words, common line: “Like going out or staying home.” Blah, blah, looking for smart, sexy, fun and other standard attributes. Extended funny quips and comments, blah, blah, blah. Drop me a line! TallPaul, 41, l, #103152
MEN seeking MEN LAID-BACK AND EASYGOING I’m just looking for someone to meet up with, go out to dinner with, catch a movie, and spend time together. I like talking about all sorts of things and chances are we’ll have something to talk about. I’m kind of a romantic and I wouldn’t mind a more serious relationship if one were to arise. Aubs, 21, l, #107505 NEK RAINBOW PARTY NEK gay folk: if you’re out there, holla back. helaughs, 24, l, #107390 LOOKING FOR FRIENDS AND MORE I am 46 GWM 5’6”, 150 lbs., looking to make some new friends and have some hot fun along the way. Robbie07, 46, l, #107121 WHAT’S BEHIND THOSE BLUE EYES Whatever you think about blue eyes, it ain’t innocence. There are a lot of dark, sexy places behind them. I like literature, walks, hikes and good conversation. And, oh, I almost forgot... sex! Mathieu, 49, l, #105612 FREE-SPIRITED, SINCERE, GENUINE Just a nice guy looking to meet someone who clicks with me. No head games, although other games are negotiable. I like good conversation at home with someone special, or out on the town having fun with friends. I believe life is an adventure, let’s see where it can take us. STEVE1010, 47, l, #105163 JUST YOUR AVERAGE GUY Okay, let’s be upfront and honest. I am a married man who is bi but never really acts on it. I would like to meet another in-shape, straight-acting guy who would like to hang out a bit and enjoy some benefits of manto-man contact. Safe and discreet is of the utmost. Another married man? Justaguy, 42, #102643
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A FANTASY OF A LOVER Honesty is key. I’m in a LDR with a man. We are looking for a woman who would help us fulfill a phone sex fantasy. I would like to get to know you a bit first. Then we could talk about our causal experience. If you are interested please get in contact. I’m an open book. Thanks ;). rudown, 24, u, l, #107099 NAUGHTY GIRL NEXT DOOR Never done this before but I got sick of guys. I love giving oral sex rather than receiving. Toys are always fun. I’m down for anything at least once. shygal02, 22, #107039 HIGHLY PASSIONATE SWF, 39, looking for pleasure, love or lust. Would like to explore some kinky fantasies. A man willing to give me a try to please him. Clean and discreet, please. Possible relationship, too. CA2001, 39, u, #106992 CINDERELLA WITH THE DOUBLE DS You know, I’m refusing to give up! I am voluptuous, plus-sized - there’s no disguising the fact - so if that’s not your type, don’t respond and waste my time, okay? I’m looking for a little bit of the wild side with some domination thrown in, but admittedly, I’m somewhat of a novice at things. I’d love some help in that department. biggrlzdocry, 32, #106753 CURIOUS HUNGER I’ve watched the films, now I want to experience the real thing. I never thought that watching another woman / couple would turn me on so much but it has. Looking for a couple to introduce me to the joys of pleasure this type of play brings for all involved. Respond if you’re interested, I know I am. cachet, 42, #105197 HELP ME THANK HIM My guy has been very good to me!! Will you help me thank him? Looking for a woman or women to help me make his fantasies become moments of ecstasy. Don’t be shy, unless you want to play the role of the quiet...yet naughty school girl. If this ad makes you as wet as me then you’re right for this encounter. 3isbetter, 35, l, #104249 I NEED SOMETHING NEW I’m looking to have fun with a hot girl who wants to go down anywhere. I need someone kinky and spontaneous who is just looking for a good time and some hook ups. I’m up for anything. Iwantu2, 19, #104005 QUITE A CATCH Voluptuous (so there’s more to love), brunette, brown eyes. Looking to try new experiences, very curious about BDSM, but not into pain. Searching for someone to be my private tutor. Please, don’t bother responding if you’re not the plus-size type or involved with someone. Let’s not waste my time or yours. wholelottaluv, 35, #103993 MY SEXUALITY REFUSES DEFINITION. Seeking 22-32 cute AF/Armani poster boy to party with at clubs and between the sheets. Definitely DON’T want NSA sex or a one-nighter. Yeah, there has to be an emotional/sexual connect to heat something up:-). Considered beautiful. Not a straight girl! My sexuality can be best described as gay guy in bed. Imagine me as him; if that makes you hot, email. jag, 40, #101915
MEN seeking… FRESH OUTTA PRISON I just got out of prison recently after serving a bunch of time for selling drugs. I’m tough as nails and I have a beast of a body. I have not been with a woman since I got out. I’m looking for a woman who can handle all of the pent-up sexual aggression I have inside of me. indemnify07, 27, u, l, #107763 NSA WANTED, GOOD TIMES GUARANTEED! More to come, but the kinks should say it all. Kumquat_Guy, 31, #107756 FUN IN THE SACK MWM, 46, bisexual, seeking discreet fun with man, woman or couples. Can travel. Looking for exciting, memorable times with new partners. NEK, 46, #107730 HOW LONG CAN WE LAST? Let’s hook up - why wait? Tall, white, clean guy, dark hair, average build. Even if you are just visiting Vermont. lets_have_fun, 28, #107717 ADVENTUROUS, NO PRESSURE, FUN, DISCREET Sense of humor, love to discover new, exciting people and see where it leads. Lowmaintenance, accommodating schedule, sane, safe. Love foreplay. Want more? Send a note. idareu2try, 50, #107687 WILL SPOIL YOU I’m 45, in shape, good package. Looking for normal girls 25 and under for platonic relations. Any size or shape. Petite a plus. Please be romantic and nice. Married is OK with me. I can host, and be discreet. Please be D/D-free and clean-shaven. If not, then I will... filmbuff1, 44, l, #107679 BI MAN LOOKING FOR... Easygoing guy looking for no drama but just some discreet fun at your place. I am considered good-looking and built. I have no inhibitions when it comes to great sex. I play safe and have no STDs, and I expect the same. biboy, 35, #107667 BLUE EYES Blue-eyed male just looking for some hot fun with women or as a threesome if your husband doesn’t please you. After all, isn’t sex a good thing for everyone? playfulvtmale, 46, #107646 I WILL LICK YOU LATER I’m a professional, clean man educated in management. Great body, personality, private. Looking for women/couples to go out with or stay in with. I am all about good sex. Openminded and willing to try new stuff. You know the phrase ‘Been there, done that’? That’s me. Have plenty of time evenings and weekends. Like to travel or have company. lickthis, 31, u, #107633 BREAK ME IN I’m 22, looking for something new. Just ended a three-year marriage and want some fun. Looking for someone who’s fun and not shy. RastamonJAH, 22, l, #107628 YOUR PLEASURE IS MY PLEASURE I’m looking for some fun that can turn out to be more, or just no strings attached. I love giving pleasure, and I am not happy unless you are. I’m just looking for someone fun to have fun with and hang out with. crv4gspot, 30, #107627 SCORPIO WAVE Looking for nice, easygoing people, as I am one. I’m not shy; I’ve been there before. You have to be in decent shape because I am taking care of myself and watching what I eat. Love candles and I am into whatever I’m doing. I do like to please and satisfy, and I like the same done to me. dutchmasters, 41, l, #107583 ROMANTIC ENCOUNTERS Only getting it once a month and it’s just not enough. Seeking romantic, discreet encounters. onceamonth, 52, #107604
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ATTRACTIVE, YOUNG BUCK I am an athletic 21-year-old male with muscles and abs looking for a crazy bitch who wants the cock. Gunner, 21, #107265 AVAILABLE, DIVORCED, CLEAN, FUN, ATTENTIVE Divorced, handsome, professional WM seeks F between 40 and 55 for NSA LT affair. I’m drugand disease-free, respectful and discreet, and expect same. A little overweight is OK. Ideally, friends as well as benes. I fantasize about a woman bold enough to call me and say, “I’m horny, come on over right away.” Thanks for writing. timepassesslowly, 53, #107263 DUDES, LET’S PLAY! Looking for fun, masculine guys for good times. Let’s play in the Northeast Kingdom. wolven, 35, #107130 SEXUALLY YOURS Just looking for sex. I aim to please, don’t care who you are or what you look like. I get off by getting my partner off. Race, gender, size, sex mean nothing. Sex is sex. I pleasure from the pleasure I give! mabbit, 33, #107109
OTHERS seeking… LOVE SEX We are a happily married couple of 27 years. Looking to meet others for friendship with benefits. Also like small groups. Both very clean and D/D-free. Discretion given and expected. cmbcpl, 42, #107770 LOOKING FOR DISCREET, TALENTED MAN 12:46 PM seePage 1 Let’s meet and what happens. Only interested in fun, discreet and hot. No strings. LadyBoy, 23, #107498 SEXY COUPLE SEEKS WINTER PLAYMATES Thirtysomething couple seeks playmates and friends with benefits. Fun, active, liberal, cerebral and horny duo would like to share our adventures with others. Ski, ride or hike during the days, then cook exotic meals, engage in absurd conversations, see live music and top it off with massages/slippery fun in the evenings. We aren’t perfect and appreciate curvy, voluptuous women. 3isperfect, 39, #107437 LAVISHLY EROTIC DEXTEROUS DUO Alluring couple seeks naughty female playmate. Fit male and arousing bi-curious female are looking for irresistible female muse to fulfill erotic fantasies. Playful, attractive and intelligent are desirable traits... dexterous_duo, 28, u, l, #107410 NORMAL, SANE AND INSATIABLE We’re a clean, professional, height/weight proportional married couple who are normal in every way until we get behind closed doors. She’s insatiable and bi. He’s straight and trying to keep up. He could use the help of clean professional women and couples to fulfill all our fantasies and desires. Come play with us. We’re fun, funny and great people. openminds4u, 43, #107335 HOT AND HORNY COUPLE We’re looking for a discreet encounter with another couple or single female or male. Don’t want anything serious, just some day or night fun. hotandsexy, 33, #107229 CURIOUS BUT ADVENTUROUS COUPLE We’re an easygoing couple looking to explore the swinging scene. We want to start slow, but who knows where it might end up. She’s 22, voluptuous; he’s 27, tall, average build. We’d like to share some sexy emails and possibly phone chats with a no-pressure kind of vibe. We’re looking for females or couples, 22-30, no single men. 2Hunters, 22, l, #107173 BORED I am looking to try something new, girl on girl, once or repeatedly if it’s all I expect it to be. My husband would love to watch but doesn’t have to the first time. I am looking for a very discreet, professional woman aged 2135. youngandcurious, 25, #106478
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Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress, Throughout our many years, my man and I have talked about having an open relationship but have never really pushed it. We’ve said that we’ll use our best judgment and just talk about it after it happens — unless we really feel a need to get the other’s blessing beforehand. We have a new mutual friend, and I’m feeling like a lust-struck teenager. I get the feeling that we’d have great sex, and I think we could keep it casual. I also think it would be worth the discussion that would be required with my man later. I have a burning desire to get some sexual frustration out on someone different, which I think could spark up my relationship. With this friend, it would just be a thing on the side and not a three-way. I really just want some new, good sex without any real strings, discussion or work. Is this too complicated to attempt? We like to think that we’d be OK with it, but can we really know until it happens?
i Spy... Sexy Enchilada Chick I spied you warm inside your bed A smallish dog beside your head Another down beside my feet Helping to conserve our heat. I wish that I could see you more Sorry I left my undies on your floor. When: Saturday, December 15, 2007. Where: sleeping in your bed. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902939 Cute bank teller I always wish that I could talk with you more. Too bad you are always busy at work. Tried to find you out after work. When: Thursday, December 13, 2007. Where: Vergennes. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902938 A teacher on my mind SMC, It’s me. I hope that you still read these. There isn’t a day that goes by that I don’t think of you and miss you. You were the best thing ever and I would do anything to change the way things are. The story doesn’t have to end like this. Can we talk sometime? When: Tuesday, February 13, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902937 Nick in Williston Nick, You laughed at me ‘bout the dog toy? Anyway, I think you are hot. Coffee, beer? When: Saturday, December 15, 2007. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #902936
Signed, Lustily Waiting
Dear L.W., Non-monogamous relationships are possible — but pulling them off “without any real strings, discussion or work” is not. I’m concerned for you and your man. Engaging in sex outside the relationship without talking about it first is a mistake. The only non-monogamous relationships I’ve seen work have included many pre-game discussions, ground rules and negotiations. Without these things in place, the inevitable aftermath will be almost insurmountable. (Lest you think otherwise, there will be emotional aftermath to sex outside the relationship, no matter how much planning you’ve done.) If you really want to pursue hot sex with someone other than your man, here’s what you do: Talk to your partner. Discuss why you want to seek pleasure with someone else. Really search yourselves and, as difficult as it may be, imagine how each one of you will feel when the other walks through the door after having had a sexual experience with someone else. What will you say? Will you discuss details? How will you really feel — jealous, hurt, turned on? Believe me, you don’t want to wait until afterwards to navigate this terrain. Another thing: Do not let your first experience be with a mutual friend. Talk about drama! One couple I know has very specific rules about this — the encounter has to be out of town with someone the other partner does not know. Furthermore, it’s a one-time deal — no repeat performances that could lead to any sort of emotional bonding. For them, physical intimacy with a third party is fine, but emotional intimacy is an indiscretion. I’m not saying it’s the best way to go about non-monogamy, but it works for that couple. And why not have a threesome? Is having sex with your partner really that unappetizing? If both of you are involved, sex with other people could be a dream come true instead of a nightmare.
MM P.S. This should go without saying, but be certain you’re practicing safe sex and using common sense when you bring anyone new into your bedroom.
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Office Ninja at the Antidote Seriously, don’t stress over it. On a different day it could have been me spilling my drink in your lap. I should have gotten your number before I left, though, because it would be nice if it’s not another seven years before we run into each other again. Take care. K. When: Friday, December 14, 2007. Where: Vergennes. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902933 Fairfax Mobil Guy Thanks for your friendly conversation about our respective dogs (your three boxers, my rat terrier). My day was roughgoing until that point. I hope I didn’t seem unfriendly. It’s nice to meet a fellow dog-lover. I’ll be back. I forgot to tip you! When: Monday, December 10, 2007. Where: Fairfax Mobil. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902932 Stuck on the interstate Cute guy who was so nice to help me out of the ditch on I-89 between Milton and Georgia on Dec. 13. Still thinking of you, wish I had the nerve to ask for your number. “Merry Christmas.” When: Thursday, December 13, 2007. Where: Interstate 89. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902931 thank you... To the kind lady at the Hinesburg laudromat who gave me 50 cents when the machines mercilessly gobbled up my quarters. Thanks to you, I just barely had enough to get my laundry dry! Good karma to you and bless your heart! When: Monday, December 10, 2007. Where: Hinesburg Laundromat. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902929 City Market “Bread” search I was in search of a “bread”-like food. You were the random shopper guy who helped me in my quest. It is too bad I didn’t see you in the checkout line. I was hoping to give you my number. Your blue eyes and smile stuck in my head all day. Aw, shucks. When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902928 Pickups in Maple Tree Place You come into my store to do pickups. You’re always nice and chat with me while waiting. One of your co-workers used to live next door to me. So I want to know: Are you just being nice or could it be something more? What do you say? You know where I work. When: Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902927 city market, on a limb... You were in City Market buying produce. Dark hair, dark eyes? I couldn’t help noticing someone so intriguing. I think I would love to know more. When: Thursday, December 13, 2007. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902926 Heading out into the cold You: short curly hair, brown pants, teal coat (I think). We talked briefly while walking down the stairs at work about being dressed for the cold and heading to lunch - small talk. I have seen you around a bit, would like to know your name. Maybe a coffee sometime? When: Thursday, December 13, 2007. Where: UHC. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902924
Customer Service Man, City Market Always smirking about something; maybe it’s about one of the holiday-inspired hats you are wearing. Maybe next time you should come sit with me while I have my dinner. I’m so glad I like the food where you work; it gives me a reason to come in. I think I’ll just Kiss the Cook as a thank you. ;-) See you! When: Tuesday, December 11, 2007. Where: Onion River Co-op/City Market. You: Man. Me: Man. #902923 Hunger Mtn. Co-op, Wednesday, Dec. 12 I spied you analyzing the milk and then near the checkout as I was looking at vitamins. You are adorable with those big-gauge ear piercings, wearing a hat and brown Carhartts. I am blond, wearing jeans and a black jacket. The attraction seemed mutual. I’d love to meet for a drink! When: Wednesday, December 12, 2007. Where: Hunger Mtn. Co-op. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902921 Jordon in williston You “helped” with the Newports tonight! I think you are so cute! Any chance we could go for a coffee? Beer? You looked so hot answering that phone, by the way! You have the nicest smile and your brown eyes are awesome, too! Hit me back! When: Tuesday, December 11, 2007. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #902919
Christmas tree with flag We got a tree but had no decorations so we used a flag and a pair of goggles and a bumper sticker. I love you! (Even though you decorate with strange things, such as empty cups, and have no kitchen theme.) Let’s start over far away from here. GO RED SOX! When: Sunday, December 19, 2004. Where: NECI. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902907 Oh, the bucket of me! If only I could dance the coupon, your bucket would be my partner. To compare our lives to the average bear’s would be to compare pumice stones to other things. No matter what happens, as long as we’re together it will always be The Saloon Version... and you know what that means, bwana. When: Sunday, December 9, 2007. Where: right in the beard. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902906 Richmond Mobil, Dec. 1 I was filling up my Subie, you your truck. You said the weather outside was frightful. We talked about escaping to Caribbean isles. It was my birthday, but I didn’t tell. I bought a lottery ticket. Did I win? When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Mobil station, Richmond exit, I-89. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902905 hearthrob in produce at Hannaford’s I saw you working at the Hannaford’s by the U Mall twice, on December 4 and 5. You were in the produce section, asked me if I needed help. I said “no” then asked you if you were related to someone I knew. You are a handsome, tall man with dark hair, beautiful eyes and a sexy voice. When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007. Where: Hannaford’s at the U Mall. You: Man. Me: Man. #902904
Mesa, 7 a.m. I’m intrigued. Would you like to discuss our mutual dislike of Harry Potter over oysters or sushi sometime? When: Tuesday, December 11, 2007. Where: here. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902917
Village Tavern I saw you at the Tavern on Friday. You had asked me to bring your drink to your table because of your busted leg. I will carry your drink any day. We conversed for a moment. Maybe I’ll see you around. When: Friday, December 7, 2007. Where: Tavern. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902903
Sexy nymphette at Womyn’s Night You said your name was Flan - like an upscale classy custard. I explained my name wasn’t a palindrome. I can’t stand the thought of not seeing you ‘til next year. Drinks? Coffee? When: Friday, December 7, 2007. Where: Womyn’s Night at Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902916
I miss my friend Tammy, I hope you see this. Let’s meet for lunch or dinner. Time passes so quickly. I’m busy with grad school classes. Three years have come and gone. Call me, or email me at jsc. Tu me manques, mon ami. -Robert When: Thursday, December 16, 2004. Where: CCV. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902902
On the Rise Bakery, Friday, Dec. 7 You drive a tan Toyota Tacoma with a cab. I was there - twice. I should have said something, but for some reason I thought I may see you again. Now I’m not so sure. When: Friday, December 7, 2007. Where: On the Rise Bakery, Richmond. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902915
Danced With Brunette At Red Square Dec. 8, beautiful brunette at Red Square. We danced, I had a great time. Unfortunately for me, my friend bailed early and I had to track her down to make sure she got home safe. I asked your name before I left, but it was so loud I couldn’t hear you. I told you mine, do you remember? Interested? Drink some other time? When: Friday, December 7, 2007. Where: Red Square. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902901
Amtrak from NYC, Dec. 8 So I board the train and there’s ONE other passenger in the car. She’s beautiful, radiates infectious energy, has just finished hitchhiking America, and invites me for a drink to celebrate - the best 40 minutes I’ve had in a while. To one who has come a long way: I believe you will go places in this life. When: Saturday, December 8, 2007. Where: Amtrak Vermonter. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902914 Steve, my cable guy, Dec. 10 Steve, I should have given you my number when you were leaving my basement apartment this evening! I was your last customer of the day. I told you that you had hot pants on. We talked the entire time you were at my apartment. I have not been able to stop thinking of you. Let’s hang out! When: Monday, December 10, 2007. Where: my apartment in Winooski. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902913 ATL You have a way of brightening my day and captivating my heart and mind. You are beautiful and brilliant. A crush may be a common thing, but my love for you is as rare and dazzling as your stunning spirit. When: Monday, December 10, 2007. Where: Monday Duff. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902910 Christmas tree farm cutie On Dec. 1, I met a very attractive man at the Black Door, and due to issues with his truck, he needed a place to stay the night. Thank you for helping me christen my new apartment. Next time you are in Montpelier and need a place to stay, I hope you will think of me. When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902909 Great dancer at SD party! I spy Dave, getting the party started at the SD party, Dec. 7. I was the girl in the blue sweater who asked you to dance. You: in red plaid with the great dance moves. Thanks for the dances. Wanna do it again? When: Friday, December 7, 2007. Where: at the SD Christmas Party. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902908
Walking by at HG You walked by me several times, each time drawing closer and looking at me incredibly in the eye. I tried to read your mind as you were near but only got more drunk in the swirly blur. You: light like a chiffon, wearing a glow associated with your distant fragrance, your every step an immaculate articulation of sinew. Me: cirrus smile, strong legs and courteous interrogation. When: Thursday, December 6, 2007. Where: HG. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902900 Fury! Hi Green Pants girl. I lost your number. I think maybe we should hang out. Call me! When: Monday, November 12, 2007. Where: Littlewood Farm, throwing compost. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902899 Saturday, Dec. 1 - Aleisha I saw you at a benefit for a gentleman in the program. I was dancing with everyone, having a great time. It was just really nice to see you having fun and you looked absolutely beautiful! When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902898 The Olde Northender I saw you across the bar, engrossed in the Pat’s game. Cute smile, and you were charmingly sassy. You really like those Pats! But not the coaster you shredded while watching the final minutes. You wore a ring, but if you’re ever single... When: Sunday, December 2, 2007. Where: The Olde Northender. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902896 To the most beautiful Goils! I have been so blessed to share this wondrous journey with you for the past year. Thank you for all the love and understanding you have shown me. You have surely made a friend for life. May you always be guided by the divine light of the Buddhist boy. Wub you! When: Sunday, November 11, 2007. Where: Hooterville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902894
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giraffes like karaoke too Lions and Bengals and bear hugs and you! It’s you I see, even from all the way over here. Go sing some James Taylor and I’ll make you some tea. This January I promise not to miss any sledding dates - that is, if it’s too snowy to swing. When: Tuesday, December 12, 2006. Where: lastly, on the edge of a parking lot. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902891 your smile is great You were moving in across from me, and our eyes met. You smiled a few times at me. You drive a silver S10. Would love to have coffee sometime... and more. When: Monday, August 6, 2007. Where: Cedar Street. You: Man. Me: Man. #902890 danger boy Where do you hang out when you go downtown? I’d like to run into you sometime. I agree, life is great, and I know exactly what I want: to laugh, A LOT. When: Thursday, December 6, 2007. Where: Seven Days. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902888 Saturday, Dec. 1, same person? It is quite possible this is simply a coincidence but, where did you see this Aleisha Saturday night? What did she look like? When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902887 Finn at First in Fitness I see you at the gym and around town. I think you have a great smile and you are very sexy. If you ever become single, give me a shout. When: Thursday, December 6, 2007. Where: the gym. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902886 Shivering guy in Maplefields, Midd! You walk right passed me, shivering ‘cause of the cold. You were tall and handsome with dark hair. I think you caught me checking you out?! You even held the door for someone, so I checked you out even more! You are hot and seem really sweet - the way you held the door open! Coffee or beer some time? When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007. Where: Maplefields, Midd. You: Man. Me: Man. #902885 Orgthumbs and Grnthumbs go together! You’ve made my week! I’ve had my eye on you since you joined T2T but didn’t I-Spy your lovely self until now, due to utter shyness and a lack of profile. I don’t have a paid account yet so I’m flirting back via I Spy. Oh! Let me be your helping hand and tell me about your organic passion! Here’s to living off the land! -Leilani_girl When: Thursday, December 6, 2007. Where: Seven Days, Two 2 Tango. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902884
Unforgettable... Our paths first crossed when you leapt into my life, professing to be a leprechaun. A few years, a lovely British correspondence and one rainy springtime later, it all clicked. Meet me on the corners of Greene St. and Tomorrow? When: Saturday, December 15, 2007. Where: in dreams. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902883 Hello Hot Mommy We can do anything TOGETHER! Thank you for Spying me. Dinner, you and NOTHING ELSE... Maybe you for dessert. Giddy Up, Cowgirl! When: Thursday, December 6, 2007. Where: in my life - forever - one day at a time. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902882 Lindsay from Lyndonville I spy Lindsay from Lyndonville. Not only is she the most interesting and attractive woman in town, she also has the best friends. I hope to add as much as she does to what is going on. I am totally beguiled, to say the least. I hope to see you again, lady. When: Friday, November 30, 2007. Where: happenings in Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902881 SamIAm_07 Sam I am. I do like green eggs and ham. I like them in a boat and I like them in a moat. I wonder if you’ll see this ISPY SamIAm. Perhaps we can share something more than eggs and ham? Just looking to share some time. When: Wednesday, December 5, 2007. Where: T2T. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902879 JFS? Richmond, Cumberland Farms Dec. 4, I spied you twice now in Richmond at Cumberland Farms! You were helping me try to find my beer. You let me go ahead of you in line and said you were a gentleman. The cashier put my things in a paper bag when it was raining; I was just going across the street. Want to get a cold one sometime? My treat! When: Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Where: Richmond. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902877 Jordon in Williston A few weeks ago you sold me a $50 ticket! I asked you to pick it and you were right on. You are very cute and seem like a cool guy. Wanna get a coffee some time? When: Sunday, November 25, 2007. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #902876 Dear Iris For richer and for poorer, through sickness and in health, we fought off the feeding frenzy. ATOYS, WAMH! Love, Sissy “G.” When: Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902875
Equally lost among the books We touched base in front of the bestsellers at Barnes & Noble on the morning of Tuesday, Dec. 4, both of us equally lost in our gift quest. Myself with limited time.Last saw you in the humor section as I left to check out. Later, I kicked myself for not returning to say a proper good-bye. When: Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Where: Barnes & Noble. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902874 Prepping for the snowstorm You were getting ready for the snow and said your Mazda truck didn’t do so well. I told you not to have too much fun. You have a great smile and are gorgeous. Hope you shared the same thoughts about me. Saw you again today but was too shy to say hi. Maybe next time. When: Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Where: shopping. You: Man. Me: Man. #902873 You remember Love, don’t you? Once upon a time we wrote a lifetime together. You dreamed your way through five stoplights with an officer on your tail. Oh, how dreamy you are. Can I do it for you again? I hope so. Still dreamin’ in my future. When: Friday, November 30, 2007. Where: red truck. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902872 Which Wick Heather Who? Who do I sound like? Curt Cobain! Betcha didn’t think I’d answer. It’s been a year thinking about you a lot, your coffee, Fox News and hosp gown. You had me once; now it’s my turn. Time to stand up to myself and, as you said, tell it to the people who matter. Tag! In this case, you’re it. When: Wednesday, December 13, 2006. Where: FAHC Shep 6. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902871 I Spy let’s_go_outside Figured I’d be the hundredth guy to be interested in you and your life - so if you haven’t found Mr. Right, please, oh, please drop me a line. When: Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Where: Seven Days. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902870 Nice Nurse at UHC I spy a wonderful nurse at UHC who brought me to the doctor’s room and then back into the waiting room to then bring me back to another office. I would have been more talkative if I had been more awake. Single? Coffee? Or another blood pressure exam? LOL. When: Tuesday, December 4, 2007. Where: UHC. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902869 Gorgeous guy, Cedar Street I see you on Cedar St. often. You drive a brown Chevy S10 truck. You’re hot. We say hi a lot. You just moved in this summer. Your smile makes my day - thanks! Have a great holiday! When: Thursday, November 22, 2007. Where: Cedar Street. You: Man. Me: Man. #902868
G LOVE I saw you across the room, then I felt you behind me. Was that your hand on my bottom? Where did you go? When: Monday, October 22, 2007. Where: G LOVE. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902867 Snow Storm E.B. Glad I was able to give you a ride on Monday. I almost didn’t. Your perfume changed my mind. You smiled and said call if I needed anything. Did you mean...?? When: Monday, December 3, 2007. Where: store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902865 Biggity Lottsy The Naked peanut butter granola is really good (love the raspberries). I hope you are liking the roasted almonds! You have a smile that could melt a pathway to my snowy doorstep. I would love to show you some good cooking oil that I found in Aisle... not sure. Could show you in person, same place and about the same time - Sunday, 8-ish. When: Sunday, December 2, 2007. Where: Morrisville. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902864 Church Street Drag Queens Saw you leave 1/2 Lounge and followed you into Ri Ra’s. Looked like you were having fun - would’ve liked to join you! When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Queen City. You: Man. Me: Man. #902862 When you’re in a community ...and love enters into it... Saccharin substitutes are the wrong melody, but fill the time until we meet in Utah and I become the twig to your Berries. For now we’ll have to settle for cross-continental rendezvous, fungus in the woods, beandip on the windows, wrestling on the beach, and Mexican heavy-metal in affluent neighborhoods. Is it on in there? When: Friday, November 18, 2005. Where: leaving me in VT. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902861 Andre6971 from Shelburne You and I have been cyber-flirting. Neither has an account on the site, unfortunately. I would very much like to get to know you better. You are 38. I am Riverstory. Please contact me through here! Hope you see this! When: Sunday, December 2, 2007. Where: on a dating site. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902860 fella from st. mike’s Glad you introduced yourself at the new deal show. Hopefully I’ll see you again soon. You know where to find me. When: Friday, November 30, 2007. Where: Higher Ground. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902859 Nectar’s, Dec. 1 Nectar’s at the Spiritual Rez show with my two girls dancing. You: blond pony tail, face paint. Me: long blond hair, face paint. You were digging us and then you and I started dancing together. Didn’t get a chance to exchange numbers. Would love to see you again. When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Nectar’s. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902857
to my kkd princess flooorrrryyyyy You have the most beautiful eyes I’ve ever seen. Your hair drives me wild. Too bad I was way too much of a loser to say anything when we worked together and you got a boyfriend anyway. Oh, well. At least I got to see that smile of yours. When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: kkd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902856 TPC Burlington To the cutest future police officer I’ve ever seen - I can’t wait to get coffee. I think you’re beautiful. And yes, I AM trying to woo you. When: Sunday, December 2, 2007. Where: tpc. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902855 Uncommon grounds, uncommon cutie Uncommon grounds, Dec. 1, 11 a.m. I asked to share your table with you, you agreed. You were studying, I think GMATs? I was studying on my laptop. We only exchanged glances and a brief goodbye, but your smile is embedded in my mind. I’d like to get coffee with you again and get to know you. When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902854 Piecasso Hero Me: absentminded “gal with the purse” - or should I say “without”? You: returned the purse I forgot at Piecasso, all valuable belongings intact, and went far out of your way to do so late on a dark, cold night - and only asked that I pay it forward. Everyone in Chittenden County should support Piecasso with an honest staff like that! When: Wednesday, November 28, 2007. Where: Piecasso. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902853 Yeah, I was definitely looking I asked your name as we stood side by side at checkout after passing each other several times in the aisles. We shook hands and traded names. Agreed next time we won’t be strangers. You’ve been on my mind since. Your name begins with an ‘A’, mine, a ‘J’. I’d love the chance to talk to you again. When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: Hannafords, North Ave., 3 p.m.. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902852 woodland fairy, VT I spy you on the computer. I think we’re a perfect MATCH! We’re both into all kinds of great things, including our degrees. We could easily be into each other. I am even one who skisontwoplanks. Find me! When: Saturday, December 1, 2007. Where: online. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902851 continental ramp man You checked me in for my flight on Friday, Nov. 30. You have to have the most gorgeous blue eyes I have ever seen! I didn’t see a ring. Are you single?? I’ll be back on the 19th. How about a drink? Can’t keep you out of my mind! Maybe I’ll show you my tan lines! When: Friday, November 30, 2007. Where: Burlington airport. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902850
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Winter/Spring Classes: First Night sample classes. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main Street, Burlington. Info: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 802-652-4548, www.flynncenter.org/flynnarts. html. Register now for upcoming FlynnArts classes! The FlynnArts Winter/Spring brochure is now available, with new and favorite classes. Children can sample FREE dance, theater, music FlynnArts classes at First Night, December 31, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Visit www.flynncenter.org/flynnarts.html for online brochure and information. Questions? Call 802-652-4528 or email flynnarts@flynncenter.org.
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art Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting Mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Watercolor w/Ginny Joyner, Drawing I, II, Painting w/Water Soluble Oils, B & W Darkroom, Calligraphy, Soapstone Carving. CULINARY ARTS: Dim Sum, Thai, Vietnamese, Moroccan, Indian, Nona’s Meatballs, Kettle of Soup, Pasta Bene, Decadent Chocolate, Easter Desserts, Tofu Making w/Linda Furiya. Low-cost, hands-on; limited class size guaranteed. Materials included w/few exceptions. Senior discount (65+).
Wine Dinner - A NECI Favorite: Thursday, Dec. 20. Reception at 6 p.m., dinner at 6:30 p.m. Cost: $85/person plus tax. Location: Butler’s at the Inn at Essex, Essex. Info: 802-764-1413. Mount Eden’s own Abby Costello brings some of the most sought- after wines to NECI and will be on hand to talk to you. Mount Eden Vineyards specializes in small production bottlings from exquisite California vineyards. Space is limited, call for reservations.
body Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs. org/access. Core strength/Pilates, Strength Training, Yoga, Yoga Caliente w/David Miller, Swing Dance or Latin w/Terry Bouricous, Tap to Contemporary Hits (2 levels). Beginner Guitar, West African Dance, Pennywhistle - Beginners, Aromatherapy, Natural Facials, Memoir Writing, Food Writing w/Linda Furiya, Juggling. Low-cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size. Materials included w/few exceptions. Senior discount (65+).
Introduction to Reflexology: Jan. 26-27, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Cost: $250/16 continuing education credit hours. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info: 802-658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. No prior bodywork experience is necessary. Areas covered: basic history behind reflexology, different theories of how reflexology works and the benefits and contraindications of reflexology, a foot reflexology sequence, thumb and finger walking, reflexology techniques, the cognitive and practical understanding of the Zones, Guidelines and Reflexes of the feet.
childbirth CVMC Birthing Ctr. Open House: Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Rd. , Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, 802-371-4613, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. It’s mom’s choice: birthing the way you told us you want it! Learn more about our full range of services, meet staff members, and tour our new Garden Path Birthing Center. Friends and family welcome. A light meal will be served. Registration is required. First Wednesday every month, 5:30-7 p.m. Cost: $10/ Prenatal Yoga: class. Location: Central Vermont Medical Center, 130 Fisher Road, Berlin. Info: Central Vermont Medical Center, Elizabeth, 802223-9940, www.centraltoyourwellbeing.org. Come and celebrate this sacred time! Gain confidence in your body’s wisdom! Ease back pain, nausea, hip discomfort. Prepare your body for pregnancy, birth & beyond. Prenatal yoga instructor Elizabeth Murphy weaves her knowledge as a labor & delivery nurse, yogini and mother of two. Saturdays, 9 a.m.
clay Beginner Experienced Cost: $129/2-hour Courses: classes. Location: Seminary Art Center, 201 Hollow Road, Waterbury Center. Info: Seminary Art Center, 802-253-8790, seminaryart@gmail.com. 25 lbs clay, two hours instruction weekly, daily
Open Studio. Beginner - Introduction to Clay, Properties, handbuilding & glazing. $129 /4 weeks. (Prerequisite for Wheel Workshop) One course FOUR TIMES PER YEAR: January 6, March 16, May 18 & October 12. Experienced, $236/9 weeks. The whole gamut. Three courses FIVE TIMES PER YEAR: February 12, April 22, June 24, September 9 & November 18. Contact for children’s info. Mixed-Level Pottery: Jan. 16 - Mar. 19, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m., weekly on Wednesdays for 10 weeks. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Develop your skills working with clay on the potter’s wheel and hone your ability to create a range of forms from bowls to vases. 10week class. Members $220, nonmembers $245. Materials & firing $50. See complete listing of clay classes and workshops online at www.shelburneartcenter.org.
computers Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. MS Word (2 levels), MS Excel (3 levels), Website Design, Best Internet Sites, Keyboarding, Business Writing Sampler, CAD Keycreator. Also, Window Management, Windows Vista/Office 2007, Thumbdrive Backup Improve Internet Use, Blogger Basics, Moodle for Teachers. Low-cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included w/few exceptions. Senior discount (65+).
craft Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Woodworking workshop, Pottery w/Jen Labie, Hand-built Tiles w/Jen, Rug Hooking, KnittingBeginners or Intermediate, Sewing for Beginners, Quilting w/Mary Anne Gatos, Rustic Furniture-Adult Chair, Cake Decorating I and II, Fun w/Fondant, Backyard Astronomy. Low-cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included w/few exceptions. Senior discount (65+).
dance Afro-Caribbean Dance: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Burlington. Cost: $11/class. Location: Capitol City Grange, Montpelier; Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info: Carla Kevorkian, 802985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instruc-
tors. Beginners welcome! Ballroom Dancing: Cost: $50/person for 4-week session. Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington; Shelburne Town Hall, Shelburne; Swanton Central School Cafeteria, Swanton. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, keven@firststepdance.com, www. firststepdance.com. Mondays and Thursdays in Burlington, Tuesdays in Shelburne, Wednesdays in Swanton. Beginning, intermediate and experienced classes available. Various styles, various times. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Cost: Ballroom Dancing: $48/4 weeks, $80/8 weeks. Location: Shelburne Health & Fitness, 4068 Shelburne Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Health & Fitness, 802-802-3141, info@shelburnehealthandfitness.com, shelburnehealthandfitness.com. Join Samir and Eleni Elabd for an 8-week Ballroom Dancing class featuring 4 weeks of Cha Cha and 4 weeks of Waltz. Cha-Cha begins Wed., Jan. 9; Waltz begins Wed., Feb. 6. Sign up for one or both! These one-hour classes begin promptly at 5:30 p.m. Beginners and singles welcome. Gift certificates available. Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes Nightclub-style oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! Cost: $50/6Swing Dance: week series. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: 802-860-7501, www. vermontswings.com. No partner needed! Taught by Shirley McAdam & Chris Nickl.
design/build Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day classes; $750 and up/1- to 2-week classes. Scholarships and gift certificates are available. Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Rt. 100 (just 45 min. from Burlington), Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-4965545, designbuild@yestermorrow.org, www.yestermorrow.org. MOSAICS: Jan. 5-6. DRAFTING 101: Jan. 12-13. MODERN PLASTER TECHNIQUES: Jan. 19-20. ELECTRICITY - SAFE & SECURE: Feb. 1-3. WOODWORKING FOR WOMEN: Jan. 27 Feb. 1 ($815). HANDPLANES: Feb. 2-10. Celebrating our 27th year! All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on. One- and two-week classes also offered.
dreams INTRODUCTION TO DREAMWORK: Jan. 20 - Feb. 10, 2-5 p.m., weekly on Sundays. Cost: $60. Location:
55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 802-244-7909. Learn how to work with your dreams, connect to your inner life and empower yourself in a safe, supportive setting. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author.
drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Cost: $53/Adult Beginner Class. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-658-0658, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Tiny Tots Taiko: Saturdays, 1/12 and 2/9. Ages 34, 9-9:50 a.m.; Ages 4-5, 10-10:50 a.m. $19/class (1 parent with 1 child). Winter I Session: Kids (Beginners), Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $47. Adults (Beginners), Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. $53. Six-week session begins 1/8. Gift certificates are available! Email for full schedule. Richmond Taiko Classes: Kids (Beginners), Thursdays, 6-6:50 p.m. $53. Adults (Beginners), Thursdays, 7-7:50 p.m. Cost: $59/adults. Location: Congregational Church, 1/10; Free Library, 1/17, 1/24, and 2/7, Richmond. Info: 802-434-2624, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org. Class will not meet on 1/31 and 2/14. Paid preregistration is due 1/3, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Pre-registrants will receive $5 off their session fee (the first price shown below). Winter I Session: Kids (Beginners), Thursdays, 6-6:50 p.m. $37/$42. Adults (Beginners), Thursdays, 7-7:50 p.m. $41/$46. Four-week session begins 1/10.
education Moodle Classroom Cooperative: Five Tuesdays, 4-5:30 p.m. beginning January 22 or Five Mondays, 5-6:30 p.m. beginning April 7. Cost: $250. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/access. Moodle your Noodle via an interactive tour of a global classroom. Experience online curriculum/lesson management and create plans for upcoming units. Professional development recertification credits available through collaboration with CSSU professionals. The magic of Moodle through online resources and faceto-face mentoring will be yours. Instructor-CSSU professionals.
empowerment Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. History of World Through Food, Fiber and Foundations w/ Chris O’Donnell, BeeKeeping w/Bill Mares, Tree Problems w/Dale Bergdahl, Pruning Trees/Shrubs, Interior Design, Building Health w/Susan Miners, Horsemanship, Bridge,
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fine arts Level I Watercolor: Jan. 28 - Mar. 10, 2-4 p.m., weekly on Monday. (6-week class, no class Feb. 25). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 54 Falls Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802985-3648, www.shelburneartcenter.org. This introductory class will cover basic watercolor technique, color theory and artwork composition. Students will learn how to mix colors and how to organize a still life or landscape painting. Members $130, non-members $145, materials $50. A complete listing of fine art classes and workshops is available online, www.shelburneartcenter.org.
gardening VT Tree Steward Training: Cost: $75/8 3-hr. classes. Location: Vermont Interactive Television Studio, St. Albans, Williston, Montpelier, Lyndonville, Castleton, White River Junction and Middlebury. Info: Vermont Urban and Community Forestry Program is a joint initiative between the University of Vermont Extension and the VT Department of Forests, Parks and Recreation, 802-223-2389, http://www.uvm. edu/extension/soul. Offered Monday evenings, Feb. 18 - Apr. 14, 2008. VT Tree Stewards Training is an eight-week course. Curriculum covers Tree Identification, Tree Biology, Landscape Planning and Design, Planting, Maintenance and Pruning, Conservation Planning, and much more. Registration required before Feb. 8. Register by Jan. 18 for $10 discount.
herbs Family Herbalist Course: Jan. 24 - Dec. 18, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., weekly on Thursdays. Cost: $2500/296 hours over 42 weeks. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, 250 Main Street, Suite 302, Montpelier. Info: Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, 802-613-1018, info@vtherbcenter.org, www.vtherbcenter. org. Learn to safely and effectively use herbs for self-care. This yearlong course offers combination of hands-on outdoor apprenticeship and classroom learning, providing experience w/plants and medicinemaking and knowledge of holistic physiology and energetic systems. Course may be taken alone or as the first year of three-year Clinical Herbalist program. Single classes from this course may also be taken. See website for details, application. Hurry - class starts in five weeks! VSAC grants available. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Winter Wisdom Weekends: January 12-13, January 26-27, and February 9-10, 2008, attend one, two or three weekends. Cost: $165/first weekend, $150 each weekend after the first. Location: All programs held at our new location in South Woodbury, Vermont. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Currently accepting applications for Wisdom of the Herbs 2008 Eight Month Certification Program, one weekend a month, April to November 2008. Grants available to qualifying applicants. Please con-
tact us for information. MasterCard and VISA accepted.
kids Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Music Seeds, newborn-5 years. Spanish, ages 5-7. Mandarin, ages 5-7 or 8-12. Clay Sculpture, ages 7-8. Wire Sculpture, ages 910. Video Film, ages 12-18. 3rd-5th Graders Cooking. Valentine Cookies, ages 6-12. Move & Groove, ages 1-4. SnowGrooves, ages 3-6. Ski Terrain Club, ages 12-16. Ski Terrain Camp, Sign Language for 5th-12th graders. Fantasy Baseball/Statistics, ages 12-16. Materials included.
language Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Italian for Travelers, Beginner French, Immersion French, Spanish (2 levels), Portuguese for Travelers, Greek for Travelers, Mandarin (2 levels), Mandarin for Children, A Taste of American Sign Language w/David Krueger & Baby Sign. Low-cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials, books included w/few exceptions. FRENCH CLASSES BY PHONE/EMAIL: Seven days a week w/flexible hours. Cost: $30/session. Location: In the convenience of your own home, by phone and email. Info: georgett@mac.com, www.mosaicmond.net. Creative programs adapted to your individual needs. Save time & energy. Learn one-on-one. Teacher is native speaker with experience (Montreal, SMC, Alliance Francaise) and a Master’s in teaching languages. FRENCH THROUGH ART: Cost: $35/hour. Location: Drury Studio or your home, Stowe. Info: Carole, 802-253-8571. Conversation, art cards, food, music, culture, travel. Kids Cahier Francais Cabaret and pop-ups. Private tutor or classes.
martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, Jan. 8, 5:30 p.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Gift certificates are available. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th-degree black belt and Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. HWA YU-STYLE T’AI CHI: Cost: $120/16-week semester or $80/ first eight weeks. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., 3rd floor, Montpelier. Info: Ellie Hayes, 802-456-1983, grhayes@vtlink.net. Hwa Yu-style T’ai Chi Winter Classes start Monday, Jan. 7. New students, 5-5:45 p.m. Advanced group, 5:45-6:30 p.m. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been teaching T’ai Chi since 1974. Register by Sunday, Jan. 6. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory Class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-8938893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and
private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, www. bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system based on leverage and technique. It enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Head Instructor has over 33 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free. See website for schedule.
meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 911:30 a.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
metals Metal Arts: Inlay Techniques: Jan. 31 - Mar. 20, 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m., weekly on Thursdays for 8 weeks. Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-985-3648, www. shelburneartcenter.org. Learn basic jewelry-making skills while designing a piece of jewelry. As an enhancement to each design, students will explore a variety of inlay techniques (setting a contrasting metal into their piece to form a design). Members $220, non-members $255, materials $35. Complete listing of metal arts classes and workshops online, www.shelburneartcenter.org.
music Beginning Piano: Jan. 14 - Apr. 30, 7-8:15 p.m. Location: University of Vermont, Burlington, VT, Burlington. Info: University of Vermont, Front Desk, 802-6562085, learn@uvm.edu, learn. uvm.edu/spring. Group lessons at beginning level in voice and various instruments. No prerequisites. Must be able to read music. Musical Theatre Audition Prep: Jan. 7-11, 5-8 p.m. Location: University of Vermont, Burlington. Info: University of Vermont, 802-656-2085, learn@ uvm.edu, learn.uvm.edu/winter. Preparing for a musical theater audition? Knock the socks off the panel of reviewers! Use original material that suits your age, style and abilities, then learn how to present it. This week-long course with professional trainers will help you hone your audition material and prepare for the audition season ahead.
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Taiko Drumming: Jan. 4-11, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m.. Location: University of Vermont, Burlington. Info: University of Vermont, 802656-2085, learn@uvm.edu, learn. uvm.edu/winter. Intensive study of Kumi Taiko (Japanese ensemble drumming). Students should wear comfortable clothing for athletic activity. Covers history of the art form, Dojo etiquette, proper stance, technique and movement mechanics. Learn the basics! Students will learn basic accompaniments for different Taiko styles and learn to perform some traditional compositions.
photography Classes at CVUHS Hinesburg: Classes starting mid-January. See website for class schedule. Location: CVU High School, 10 min. from Exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, www.cvuhs.org/ access. Digital Camera Fundamentals, Enhance Digital Photographs, Create Digital Compositions, Advanced Digital Photography Workshops, Adobe Photoshop Elements3 choices of levels, Digital Video, Digital Slideshow, iTunes Management-Playlists, Podcasting. Senior discount (65+).
pilates 123 Pilates Studio: Jan. 5-26, 12-1 p.m. Cost: $95/4-week Group Introduction. Location: 123 Pilates Studio, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Hwy 127, near Burlington’s New North End), Colchester. Info: 123 Pilates Studio, Lucille Dyer, 802863-3369, lucille@123pilates. com, 123pilates.com. New to Pilates? Feel good about what you do for your body, mind and inner self. Learn Classical Pilates on the Reformer, Mat and Tower in a calm studio setting. Register by Dec. 28 for your 10% discount. Lucille Dyer is a certified Peak Pilate System instructor and Bartenieff Fundamentals Practitioner. ABSOLUTE PILATES: Location: 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info: 802-3102614, www.absolutepilatesvt. com. Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Visit our website for more information and for winter specials. Pilates at Shelburne H & F: Location: Shelburne Health & Fitness, 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Health & Fitness, 802-985-3141, info@ shelburnehealthandfitness.com, shelburnehealthandfitness.com. Experience a different kind of Pilates with our Balanced Body certified instructors. Our beautiful new studio is equipped with new reformer beds, Wunda chairs and all the accessories you need to build a stronger, leaner you. Watch for free intro classes and see our schedule at www.shelburnehealthandfitness. com. Conveniently located on Rte. 7. We have plenty of free parking. Pilates Space: introduction, call for current pricing. Location: Pilates Space, 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. Come experience our expert teachers, beautiful, lightfilled studio, and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusarainspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness. Free intro to Pilates: Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or
call to arrange a time to fit your schedule. Pilates Method Alliance Member.
psychic Psychic Development: Cost: $170/10 weeks. Location: Private home, disclosed after registration, Shelburne. Info: Bernice Kelman, 802-899-3542, kelman. b@juno.com. Taught by Bernice Kelman since 1975, this experiential 10-week series will start at 7:00 p.m. on Thursday, Jan. 10. Everyone is born with natural psychic ability; reclaim your psychic power using the techniques in the class, all while having fun. We cover meditation, visualization, dream recall, automatic writing, psychometry, telepathy, pain and temperature control, auras, psychic readings and healings, and out-ofbody travel.
religion Women of the Bible: Mondays, Jan. 7, 14, 28, Feb. 4, 11, 18, 78:30 p.m. Cost: $50/Non-temple members. Location: Temple Sinai, 500 Swift St., South Burlington. Info: Temple Sinai, 802-862-5125. Have you ever wondered about the lives of the women in the Torah? The women of the Tanach range from the Four Mothers (or six?) whose personalities and strength influenced the course of our history; they include handmaids and royalty, warriors and prophets, manipulators in intrigue and leaders in joy.
skating Skate with a Date at Leddy: Cost: $60/6-week course. Location: Leddy Park Arena, 216 Leddy Park Road, Burlington. Info: Burlington Parks and Recreation, Kathy, 802-865-7558, www.enjoyburlington.com. Skate with a Date! A special new ice skating class at Leddy Arena for adults. This class begins on Saturday, Jan. 5 and will meet for six weeks. There will be 45 min. instruction time and 15 min. practice. Skate rentals available! Call for more information.
snowkiting Snowkiting Lessons: Daily lessons while ice is safe (generally January-April). Cost: $95/3-hour Beginner class ($85 for 2-hour Advanced). Location: Lake Champlain - Sand Bar State Park, South Hero/Milton. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-9512586, rachael@stormboarding. com, www.stormboarding.com. You WILL snowkite during your first lesson. Use the same alpine, tele or snowboard as on the mountain. We provide experienced, professional, fun instruction and modern gear (knees up). Great for skiers/riders ages 10 to no-limit. Makes an excellent gift. Get 10% off gear after lesson. Lesson/gear gift certificates available.
spirituality Life of the Buddha: Cost: $55/5 classes. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 South Winooski Ave, Burlington. Info: Burlington Shambhala Center, Tracy Whitcomb, 802-922-2602, w w w.burlingtonshambhal ac tr. org. Jan. 7, 14, 21, 28 (eve.) & Jan. 19 (morn.). Explore the life
and teachings of the Buddha and the development of the early sangha. Course concludes with a brief look at how Buddhism spread and continues to develop. This is one of several courses offering indepth studies of Buddhism. Visit our website for full course schedule and class brochure.
weight loss Lose Weight with Hypnosis!: Ongoing classes and support groups. Cost: $160/4-week class. Location: Wellspring Hypnotherapy Center, 57 River Rd., Essex Jct. Info: Wellspring Hypnotherapy and Rising Sun Healing, 802-8720089, betty@risingsunhealing. com, www.holistichypnotherapyeft.com OR www.wellspringhypno.com. The subconscious mind is at the root of habits that make weight loss easy or difficult. Learn hypnosis techniques to help you make permanent changes. Fourweek classes (levels 1 and 2) with ongoing support groups. Audio CDs of hypnosis sessions are included to make home practice effective and easy. Vtrim Weight Management Class: Location: University of Vermont, 322 S. Prospect St., Burlington. Info: University of Vermont, 802-656-2085, learn. uvm.edu/vtrim. The UVM Weight Management Research Program now offers VtrimTM, its six-month research-based weight-loss program, to the community. Learn how to modify your eating and exercise behaviors and succeed at weight management. Ten classes start in January. Choose from MondayThursday, on campus and online. Eat, drink and be healthy!
wood Fine Woodworking: Beginning: Jan. 14 - Mar. 24, 6:309:30 p.m., weekly on Mondays. (10-week class, no class Jan. 21). Location: Shelburne Art Center, 64 Harbor Road, Shelburne. Info: Shelburne Art Center, 802-9853648, www.shelburneartcenter. org. Learn the process of making beautiful furniture with amazingly accurate joinery. All students will leave this class with a completed coffee table. No previous experience is required. Members $250, non-members $280, materials $70. Complete listing of woodworking classes and workshops is online at www.shelburneartcenter.org.
yoga BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Cost: $14/dropin, $110/10 classes or $100/ monthly pass. Location: Old High School, Bristol. Info: 802-4825547, www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily, ongoing classes in all syles with experienced, certified instructors. Cost: $12/hour, $14/90 min., $160/unlimited monthly membership, $75/private lesson. Location: 156 Saint Paul St. 1/2 block
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4-BR Downtown Pine/King 2nd floor apt. in duplex. Front and rear decks. Off-street parking. New flooring, paint. Avail. Jan 1. $1800/mo. incl. trash, water, plowing. Info: 518-569-9229.
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« yoga south of Main St. , Burlington. Info: 802-658-9642, www.burlingtonyoga.com. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. Copper Crane Yoga: Daily ongoing Anusara, Vinyasa, Kripalu, and meditation classes for all levels. 3-week Beginner series. Special workshops and monthly talks on yoga, bodywork, relaxation, meditation, breathing, energy work and more. Individual, custom group classes, and Thai Yoga Bodywork sessions by appointment. Cost: $14/drop-in, $60/5class card, $110/10-class card, $200/20-class card. Location: Copper Crane Yoga, 179 Main St., Vergennes. Info: 802-877-3663, ht tp ://coppercr aneyoga.com. Daily, ongoing Anusara, Vinyasa, Kripalu and meditation classes for all levels. Copper Crane Yoga is directed by Carolyn Conner, RYT and Advanced Certified Thai Yoga Bodywork practitioner. Copper Crane provides wise and compassionate teaching to nourish the spirit, open the heart, and unite the mind and body. Be yourself here.
4-BR Log Home Starksboro Beautiful, excellent condition, mountain views, fireplace, media room, Jacuzzi. Pets OK. Avail. Feb. $1800/mo. + utils., 1-year lease. Info: Joy O’Neil, 802-4533186, joyo44@yahoo.com.
YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in Thinking of Buying or classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Cost: $14/drop-in, Selling a home? Burlington 7-BR house avail. $110/10 classes, $120/month for 06/01, 5 blocks to UVM. Email pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winfor details and showings. Info: ooski River, and downtown studio JESSICA HUBBARD JASP_1@hotmail.com. and boutique at 113 Church St. 846-9585 BURLINGTON 31 No. Prospect (top floor of the Leunig’s buildSt., across from the Red Cross. ing), Burlington. Info: 802-660Spacious 2-BR, 2nd floor, lg. liv9718, www.yogavermont.com. jhubbard@hickokandboardman.com ing room, heat included, offExplore a variety of yoga styles street parking. $1300/mo. Info: moving you forward with experienced and passionate 802-598-9532. instructors in our beautiful, spacious studios: Yoga for Skiers/RidBurlington Clean, quiet, coners, Six-Week Intro to Kripalu, Sixveniently located 1-BR apt. Park1x3c-JHubbard112807.indd 1 11/26/07 9:13:15 AM Week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly ing avail. $675/mo. + utils. Info: Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, In802-355-2219. 1-BR Apt. In owner-occupied structor Training and more listed on BURLINGTON Lg. sunny 2-BR sechouse. Quiet neighborhood. NS/ website. Gift certificates available. ond floor apt. at 185 No. Willard pets. Refs., lease, credit app., For the latest, check out our blog: St. Off-street parking. NS/pets 1st, last, sec. dep. Includes rad. http://yogavermont.typepad.com. maybe. $1150/mo. + utils. Avail. heat, electricity, cable, Power12/1. 802-658-0621. link. Avail. Dec. 1. Info: 802-999BURLINGTON 2-BR, 5 Sisters 7292, asocinski@aol.com. Neighborhood. Off-street parking, 1-BR Cottage in Colchester lg. backyard, easy walk to UVM. Beautiful country setting on $900/mo. + utils., dep. NS/pets. dirt road, close to Colchester Info: 802-864-6180, nnewman@ Pond & Indian Brook. Gas heat gmavt.net. & woodstove. Gardening option. Burlington Lg. 1-BR, $675/mo. Energy efficient. NS/dogs. $825/ Close to downtown/Battery Park. month + util. Avail. 1/1. Info: Parking for one car. Avail. now. 802-999-7642. Info: 802-863-7110. 1-BR in Burlington Lg. BR w/ private entrance & private BA. BURLINGTON Avail. now. 93 Walnut Street, Lg. 3-BR, full BA, basement, Quiet neighborhood in New North porch, yard, hookups, $1100/mo. End near lake & bike path, 4.5 mi. Burlington Efficiency Hill No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467. to UVM, FAHC. Off-street parking. Section. Nice, clean, HDWD, 2x6c-CHT121907classy.indd 1 NS/pets. $435/mo. incl. electric, Burlington 2-BR apts. in conshared BA. Avail. Jan. 1. $475/ heat, water & Wi-Fi. 1st mo. rent venient downtown Burlington, 90 mo., incl. heat and HW. Info: + 1-mo. dep. Info: 802-660-0446, Pearl St. $900/mo. Incl. heat, hw, 802-863-6613. lsmead@gmail.com. appliances, trash removal, on-site Rooms for Burlington 1-BR Spacious Studio 2 years laundromat and storage. Section Rent Across from UVM green. old, located close to IBM, St. 8 accepted. Backed by strong $550-$600/mo. + dep. Incl. North Mike’s. Off-street parking. Utils. management team. For informaProfessionals utils. & parking. No pets. Info: tion and application contact us at not incl. Avail. now. Cats OK. JackieMarino.com 802-999-8109. 802-864-0538 x201.. $750/mo. Info: Nick Parent, 802861-6223 999-7864, nick@sprucemortgage. com.
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Burlington: Updated 2-BR! Pitkin St., lots of12/15/07 character! 2:32:00 PM Downstairs apt., lg. BA, newer carpeting in BRs, 2 car off-street parking, W/D, pets negotiable. $1200/mo. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.Hickokandboardman.com.
EVOLUTION YOGA: Cost: $13/ drop-in, $120/10-class card for 1.5-hr. classes. $11/drop-in, Village 3-BR Cambridge $100/10-class card for 1-hr. class1000 ft. of Otter Creek New 1x1c-marino050907.indd 1 5/7/07 4-BR, 4:33:38 PM The Walter Cerf estate Bright, HDWD, new windows, new es. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Haven: 2-BR, 2.5-BA contempo3-BA manor home on 5 acres w/ carpet in one BR, bay windows, Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: rary. 2600+ sq.ft., soaring ceil2-BR guest cottage. Home is a gorgeous woodwork, propane 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt. ings, major master BA, private short walk to Fern Lake access in heat, fenced-in yard. $900/mo. com. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, guest suite, radiant floors. Avail. Leicester, VT. Property features + utils./dep./lease. Avail. Dec. Robbi Handy Holmes Kripalu and Iyengar classes for all NOW-June ‘08. $1250/mo. 802radiant-heat solarium w/ live tree 15. Info: 802-373-0893, enginulevels, plus babies and kids yoga. and waterfall. Upgraded mechani- 846-9568; www.HickokandBoardityvt@comcast.net. Prepare for birth and strengthen man.com. Info: Coldwell Banker cals, freshly painted in 2006. Close Studio-$650 Burlington Charlotte Large 2-BR Gas fireBurlington - 1-BR One block postpartum with pre/postnatal Needs renovated kitchen and Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kai2x1-robbiholmes030707.indd 1 3/2/07studio. 1:22:27 PMplace, extra room (office/studio), to downtown, 2nd-floor to downtown. Basement unit, no yoga. Monday 5:45 vinyasa class is tlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentmaster BA. $420,000. Info: 435parking. $535/mo. incl. heat & wa- Lg. kitchen, nice BA. Pets nego- full BA, HDWD, covered porch, sliding scale $4-10. $5 Friday class, al s @hickokandboardman.com, 267-2084, pnj442@bresnan.net. tiable. $650/mo. + utils. Info: lg. yard w/ pond, garden space, ter. Avail. Feb. 1. 802-881-2719. 4:30pm. UPCOMING WORKSHOPS: www.HickokandBoardman.com. of Your Dreams! This Trailer 802-999-5281. hiking trails, 25 min. to BurlingYoga and Pampering 1/1/08. 2-BR UTL Incl at 5 Corners W/ Burlington - 2- to 3-BR Ethan 2-BR, 1984 Jay Skyline has new ton. Cats OK. $1000/mo. Info: Paul St. Close Burlington-St. Allen Parkway, spacious bunIYENGAR YOGA: Location: Variplumbing, flooring and paint D, spacious DR, LR, office nook. 802-425-3779. to downtown, 1-BR, HDWD & tile ous Yoga Studios, Located near throughout. All appliances incl. Near multiple bus lines, restau- galow, gas heat, 2-car parking, floors, nice-sized living space, Colchester 2-BR - Causeway laundry, basement, summer porch, you. Info:. What distinguishes Iyrants, bars, grocery stores, fast Great E. Montpelier location. Pair Beautifully redone cottage on gas heat. Coin-op laundry, 1 offacross from park. NS. Avail. Jan. engar Yoga from others is the fo- of pink flamingos negotiable. food, hair salons, health club. street parking. Avail. now. $750/ Mills Point. New everything. Year1. $1100/mo. + utils., refs. Info: cus on alignment and precision in You won’t even need a car. Show$22,000. Info: 802-238-2226, round septic. Lake just across mo. + utils. 802-881-2719. 802-862-1109. poses. Props are used to help expeings are throughout December. http://28robinsonroad.blogspot. road. $1000/mo + utils. Avail. available now Burlington: rience the future of a pose, underEmail for appt.: mikemaine@ho- Burlington - Adams Street com. immed. 802-881-2719. stand an action and create a safe tmail.com. Info: Michael Maine, 4-BR, completely renovated 2nd- Bright and airy 2nd-floor 2-BR apt. Off-street parking, shared Colchester 3900 SF House pose. Enjoy the peaceful mind, en802-876-7171. floor unit. HDWD/tile, stainless deck. Near FAHC, UVM, down- Clay Point: Phenomenal setting, ergy and relaxation yoga brings as steel appliances, gas heat, small 2-BR Winooski Duplex 2 extratown Winooski, bus, airport, 10 acres, 4-BR, 4-BA, W/D, barn, you create strength and flexibility. lg. BRs upstairs, BA downstairs porch, coin-op laundry. Very nice pond, pool/hot tub use. Avail. laundromat. NS. $900/mo. Info: Waitsfield: MAD RIVER YOGA, Mad unit. $1995/mo. + utils. Avail. off lg. kitchen. Private.25-acre, NOW. 6/12/18-mo. $2500/mo. 802-578-4806. River Green, Rte 100 Tue. 8:15-9:45 Buy a home! immed. 802-881-2719. Info: Ellen fenced-in yard. Garage, covered 802-846-9568; www.Hickokana.m.; Thur. 10:30-11:30 a.m.; Sat. Dunne. front porch, W/D in basement, gas Heather Armata, Realtor dBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell 8:30-10 a.m. 496-3085 or mary heat, off-street parking. NO PETS. Adams Street Burlington Century 21 Jack Assoc. • 800-637-6341 x2186 Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, flemming@riseup.net. Montpelier: This is a duplex, not landlord ocGood location, vinyl, new carKaitlyn Dorey, rentals@hickokanSHAMBALA CENTER, 64 Main St. cupied. Avail. Feb. 1. $950/mo., Cable TV | Internet | Telephone pet. New paint & appliances, gas dboardman.com, www.HickokandTue. & Thur. 5-6:30 p.m. 496-3085 1st mo. + sec. dep. required. 802heat, coin-op laundry. Avail. now. 1x1-heatherarmata050207-2-classy1 4/27/07 1 3:27:45 PM Boardman.com. or maryflemming@riseup.net. Burwww.BurlingtonTelecom.net 233-9064. Info: Robert Driscoll. $1400/mo. + utils. Flexible lease. lington: EVOLUTION, 20 Kilburn COLCHESTER CONDO FOR RENT 3-BR Downtown Burlington 802-881-2719. St. 864-YOGA Tue. 8:30-9:30 a.m.; Nice, in quiet neighborhood. 2Lg. (1200 sq.ft.), refurbished apt. Burlington - So. End 2-BR 60 Thur. Noon - 1 p.m. 425-5354 or BR, W/D, pool, carport, tennis in duplex. Friendly, local owner/ Wells St. HDWD, tile. MediumTEXAS LAND LIQUIDATIONS!! lydiahill@gmavt.net. BURLINGTON court, deck overlooks wooded manager. DR, LR, kitchen, porch, sized BRs, full BA. Quiet locaYOGA, 156 St. Paul St. 658-YOGA. 20-acres, Near Booming El Paso. area. 15 min. to Burlington. Avail. Burlington: Nice Community 1x1-burltelecom052307_classy.ind1 5/21/07 1 4:08:07 PM deck, parking, garden/yard. tion, off-street parking. Coin-op Good Road Access. ONLY $14,900, Sat. 8:30-10 a.m. yoginisteph@ 67 Wright Ave. Historic lake- immed. $1150/mo. Info: Margaret $1680/mo., incl. heat, water, laundry. Avail. immed. $825/mo. $200/down. $145 per/mo. Money gmail.com. Charlotte: CHARLOTTE side neighborhood, park setting. Pickett, 802-864-6186. trash, laundry. Avail. Jan. Info: + utils. 802-881-2719. Back Guarantee. No Credit Checks. STUDIO FOR HEALING AND YOGA, Beautifully restored 3-BR, 1.5-BA. DOWNTOWN MONTPELIER Lg. 2802-864-0069. (AAN CAN) Info: 800-755-8953, contact 425-5354 or lydiahill@ Burlington 1-BR Plus bonus 5-min. walk to beach, bike path, BR, office, 1.5-BA. Avail. Dec. 1. http://www.SunsetRanches.com. gmavt.net for address & schedule. 3-BR house Morrisville Cape room, small enclosed porch, 2 bus stop. 7-min. drive to Church Unfurnished, 2 blocks to Main St. style, 2 full BAs, W/D hook-up, off-street parking spaces. Heat, St., I89. Sunny home, glassed-in HDWD, carpeting, sunny, bright, New Year’s Day Women’s Relg. yard, snow & trash removal garbage and snow removal incl. porch, rear deck. NS/pets. 1200 treat: Jan. 1, 11 a.m. - 4 p.m. off-street parking, gas heat/ incl. $995/mo. + utils. First, Walk to downtown. Avail. Jan. sq.ft., basement, garage. W/D Cost: $60. Location: Evolution stove, W/D-hookups. $925/mo. last & sec. dep. required. Info: 1. $850/mo. Call Jared. Info: hookup, 2-car driveway. $1500 + +utils. 802-310-4205. Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burling800-330-4880. 802-356-1848. utils. Avail. Jan. 1 or 15. Info: ton. Info: Lisa Limoge, 802-864802-735-5252. 9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Yoga and Pampering with Lisa Limoge.
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your savvy guide to local real estate southwind Condo
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Lakeside Hinesburg neigHborHood
If you have always wanted to have easy lake access for swimming and boating in a neighborhood setting, this four bedroom home is worth a look. The bright and open Contemporary has everything you need and nothing you don’t. Great westerly views!
Upgraded throughout including flooring, granite countertops, stainless appliances, 2 bedrooms, 1 3/4 baths, fireplace, private yard with deck and hot tub, seasonal lake views. MLS#2713092. $349,900.
In Burlington, walk to Oakledge Park & bike path, 2 bedrooms, 2 bath, brick fireplace, den, brick patio plus screened porch & garage. MLS#2714017. $259,900.
Call Geri Reilly Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-862-6677 www.AskGeriReilly.com
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$249,900. Call kate von Trapp Coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty 802-846-9512 www.ChrisvonTrapp.com
c.1900 fourplex condo conversion
williston home on 15 acres
room to roam with a huge yard
Charm, character and totally new updates await you in this one of a kind 2 bedroom Flat. First floor location for easy access with semi-private yard. Full basement and 8x10 storage for all your treasures. Sunny floor plan with screened porch. $139,900
Rare find this close to town! 3 bedroom, 2 bath home set back on a well-manicured home site with 15 acres of nice wooded land. A 20’ ROW allows access to the back portion for potential subdivision. Privacy, land and superb rural location. Come see! $399,000.
call Kate von Trapp coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9512 www.chrisvonTrapp.com
call Dana Basiliere coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9593 www.Danasteam.com
Three bedroom, 1.5 bath Ranch has a country feel and is still close to Burlington. Fully finished basement, 16x16 shed with loft, 2 car garage, 24x24 deck, central vacuum, natural gas. Sits on almost 3 acres, lots to offer, come see it. $289,900
adorable vintage burlington cape
Impeccably maintained and very charming 4 bedroom, 2 bath well-loved home with 1 car garage in the new North End near bike path. Fully fenced yard with mature landscaping and gorgeous in-ground pool. Newer roof. All this home needs is new owners! $239,000 call dana basiliere coldwell banker Hickok & boardman realty 802-846-9593 www.danasteam.com
CHARLOTTE HEART CAPE OfON BuRLiNgTON 1 ACRE
Trendy Condo-conversion. Top unit, jetted Jacuzzi tub, exclusive attic access, washer & dryer in unit, 2 off-street parking spaces! Crown molding, custom wainscoting, new windows, storage, pets welcome! Last unit! Near Church Street & waterfront. $199,000.
Call dana Basiliere Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9593 www.danasteam.com
Call Monique Bedard Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9590 www.HickokandBoardman.com
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SOUTH BURLINGTON
1 Yr home warrantY!
59 Proctor Ave, So. Burlington- Come see this wonderful home! 3-BR, 1-BA ranch. HW floors & oversized garage w/elect. New roof! Great location, convenient to I-89 & shopping. Asking $215,000
$205,900 - $213,000
1990 Titan model, single-wide in Brookside Park. 3 bedrooms, 2 full baths, large laundry room off kitchen. Upgrades incl: New metal roof, metal doors, some light fixtures/CF, & range. Great alternative to renting! $25,900
Montpelier - Renovated New England Cape with 3 bedrms & 1.5 baths w/1st floor laundry. Upgrades include: metal roof, siding, windows, flooring, kitchen, bathrooms, & much more! Very convenient to I89, shopping, downtown Montpelier, & CVMH. $179,900
call tom thompson tom’s team at RE/MAx north Professionals (802) 861-6212 www.tomsteamvermont.com
Call Gretchen Hidell Chenette real Estate 802-999-4677 DreamHomes@Gretchenrealtor.net
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Call Gretchen hidell Chenette real estate 802-999-4677 Dreamhomes@Gretchenrealtor.net
Exciting, nEw loft condos
These dramatic third and fourth floor, loft condos feature soaring cathedral ceilings, expansive decks (some with Mountain Views), heated pool, gas fireplace, air conditioning, two baths plus washer/dryer and additional storage. Call now, only two left.
essex, new york
Historic Greek Revival farmhouse minutes from Lake Champlain. Recently restored. 4 BRs, 1.5 baths, 3 fireplaces, 6/6 sash, wainscoting and wide board floors. Lovely hilltop location; valley, mountain, and lake views. 1 hour from Burlington. Only $299,000 Call Lauren Murphy (owner/realtor) (518) 963-7876
Essex Jct. 1-BR Maple St: All utils. incl.! 532-sq.ft. apt. w/ updated BA, some new flooring. Next to laundromat. Avail. NOW; 12/18 months. Cat neg. $875/mo. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com.
historic adirondack hideaway
Elizabethtown, NY. Rustic 1830’s farmhouse on 14 private acres near Adirondack High Peaks region. Mountain views. Featuring many original architectural details including 3 stone fireplaces, wainscotting and wide plank floors. Log lean-to and hiking trails on property. View property at www.venturenorth.net. $249,000 call Lauren Murphy weichert realtors, Venture north associates 518-963-7876 essexrealtor@westelcom.com
Essex Jct: Luxury Condo Cushing Dr.: 3-BR, 3-BA, 3 years old! End unit, full basement, gas fireplace, master suite. Avail. NOW through May/June ‘08. $1800/ mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@
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Fabulous Burlington Home 4-BR, 1.5-BA, HDWD, tile, W/D, porches, yard, DW, 2-car garage, view, great neighborhood, walk to lake/bike path. $1850/mo. + utils. Avail. now. Info: 802-764-2363.
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Many opportunities exist including running a small business from the 1600 sq.ft. workshop and showroom, renting the attached 1-BR apartment and living in the 2330 sq.ft. modular home with in-ground swimming pool. This is a must see! Asking $409,900 The Lynn Jackson group Century 21 Jack Associates 802-877-2134 or 800-639-8052 www.LakeChamplainrealtor.com
Five Sisters - 2-BR Apt. Very desirable location! Kitchen, LR, 2 porches, basement storage, W/D hookup. 1 off-street parking spot. $1100/mo. + utils. Avail. Jan. 15. Info: 802-881-3769. For rent or sale Shelburne, 3-BR, 2 story, 7 room house on cul-de-sac. in Deer Run subdivision. For rent,
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short term, $2000/mo. For sale, $475,000. Info: Foulsham Farms, 802-861-7537, pheald1@cs.com. Furnished Home for Rent Beautiful views of Mt. Mansfield and Camel’s Hump, 2500 sq.ft. 3 lg. BRs, 2 full BAs, loft, hot tub, 6 mo. min. Credit check required. Info: 802-355-5520.
Hinesburg 3-BR Apt. Close to town, 1-BA, W/D hookups, 3-season porch, lg. yard. Avail. Jan 12. $1075/mo. + heat and electric. Rent includes water, sewer, trash. Refs., sec. dep., income verification. Info: 802-482-4659.
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HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rental s @hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. St. George - 4-BR House Brand new, borders golf course. 3BA, 2-car garage, propane heat. Avail. immed. $2000/mo. + utils. 802-881-2719.
« for rent Hinesburg: New Condo! Silver St.: Luxurious 3-level townhouse! 2-BR, bonus room, 2.5-BA, 1550 sq.ft., W/D. High-end upgrades, HDWD throughout. Avail. NOW; 12/18-mo. $1550/mo. 802-8469568; www.HickokandBoardman. com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rent al s @ hickokandboardman. com. Jericho Condo Attractive 3BR for rent in lovely setting. Cable and Internet access available. W/D. Avail. Jan. $975/mo. + utils. Please leave msg. Info: 802-899-5476. North Hero - Canal Lane Waterfront, 3-BR. Newly renovated house. Tile, carpet, lg. yard, full BA, quiet neighborhood, stainless steel appliances. Avail. now. $1000/mo + utils. 802-881-2719. S Burlington: Dorset Park Brand Farm: Great 3-BR, 2.5-BA, 1600-sq.ft. townhouse. Gas fireplace, patio overlooking pond, garage, W/D in unit. Avail. NOW; 12/18 mos. $1600/mo. 802-8469568; www.HickokandBoardman. com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Shelburne 4-BR w/ privacy 2 full baths, one level living, W/D. New kitchen. Private location. Pets OK. $1800/mo. + refs. Info: 802-399-7997. Shelburne Point Sledrunner Rd: 3 bedrooms + office, 3 baths, 2 fireplaces, yellow pine floors, track/recessed lighting, master/ office suite. No pets/smoking. $1,900/mo. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rental s @hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Shelburne Rd - Pets OK! 2-BR avail. immed. on Shelburne Rd., Burlington. Gas heat & cooking, W/D, off-street parking. Pets OK w/ small additional monthly fee. $950/mo. Info: 802-734-6408. Shelburne: On 3 Acres! Thompson Rd. 3-BR house. Kitchen wing overlooking heart-shaped pond. Master suite w/jetted tub, 2 fireplaces, 2-car garage, hot tub. Pets neg. $2500/mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. So. Burl: 3-Story Home! Butler Farms: 4-BR, office, 3-BA, master w/ whirlpool, sauna, HDWD, neat loft. 2780 sq.ft. NOW- April ‘08 or 12 or 15-mos. $2350/mo. 802846-9568, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. St. Albans: Hill Section Bank St. Sign by Jan. 1, pay $697.50 for 1st month! Stone-faced Cape, excellent condition. 4-BR, 1.5-BA, fireplace. $1395/mo. NOW; 6,12, or 18/mos. 802-846-9568; www.
Townhouse for Rent 2-BR, low utils., gas heat, W/D, DW, parking, off Dorset St., close to U Mall, UVM, I-89, SBHS. Avail. immed. Lease, refs. $1100/mo. Info: Boris Thomas, 802-578-1867. Underhill, Park Street 2-BR, parking. $795/mo. Avail. now. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-6603481, x1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence. Info: Amy Playdon, 802-862-0208. Williston: Feels Like New! So Brownell: Numerous improvements! 3-BR, 1.75-BA, master BA, W/D, huge deck, yard. Avail. NOW; 12 or 15 mos. Heat, etc. INCLUDED! $1300/mo. 802-8469568; www.HickokandBoardman. com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.Hickokandboardman.com. WINOOSKI 2nd floor, 2-BR, heated, parking, no pets. Dep., ref. $850/mo. Info: 802-655-1735. WINOOSKI Spacious 2-BR+, central, carpets, parking. No pets. Lease, dep. $900/mo. Info: 802-658-4231. Winooski 2-BR Duplex! Full BA w/ private.25-acre, fenced-in yard. Garage, W/D in basement, new Rinnai heater (natural gas, very efficient), off-street parking. NO PETS. This is a duplex, not landlord occupied. Avail. Jan. 1. $950/mo., 1st mo. + sec. dep. required. Info: Robert Driscoll, 802-233-9064, vento_vw@hotmail.com.
Housemates $400/mo. apt. Looking for down-to-earth, responsible F to share 2-BR downtown (South side) apt. 1-year lease. Application process. Warm space, HDWD. Info: 203-434-4460. $500 South End 1-BR Apt. Lovely. One of 3 BRs avail. Jan. 1. HDWD, W/D, porches, Internet, much more. Check out description online or call Info: Christy Mitchell, 802-578-2512. 53 HYDE ST. BURLINGTON 2nd floor apt. $550/mo. utils. included. Info: Mike, 802-363-2745 or 802-922-8995. Farm/Retreat Backwoods $500/mo. + barn chores. Solar powered wood heat incl. Unlimited recreational opportunities on 100’s of forested acres. 6 mo. paid in full, month-to-month beyond July. Info: 802-933-4373. Burlington NS, open minded roommate needed. 2-br house located between UVM and St. Mikes. W/D, off-street parking. On busline. $400/mo. + dep. and utils. Avail. 12/1. 658-0302, 338-2834. Burlington Nice 1-BR in 2-BR apt. 75 Grant St. Avail. 1/01. $375/mo. + 1/2 electric. Info: David, 802-862-3806. Burlington 68A S. Willard St. basement room, 1.5-BA, W/D, kitchen, parking. $450/mo. + utils., first, dep. NS/pets. Avail. 12/16. 802-660-7172 or 802-5987423. Info:. Burlington, walk to UVM 3 BRs avail. in nice, renovated, 5-
BR house. W/D, students welcome. Avail. Jan. 1. 5-mo. lease until 6/1/08. Close to UVM, downtown. $480/mo. Info: 802-496-3712.
dead end street. Big yard w/gardens, bike path, W/D, HW floors. $500/mo. + 1/3 utils., sec. NS/ cats. Info: 802-863-6215.
Colchester Pond farmhouse Share furnished farmhouse w/ professional 33-year-old M. New paint, flooring, more. Two housemates wanted. Utils. & Internet incl. NS/pets. $500/mo. Wilder, 802-355-2686 or wilderwheelock@hotmail.com. Info: Wilder Wheelock, www.wilderwheelock. com.
South Burlington Rooms Six min. to UVM, bus stop; new floors, paint, kitchen; W/D, woodstove, gas heat, deck, back yard, basement, off-street parking. $500, share utils. Jeff, 802-999-8831. Info: Jeff Ramsey, 802-999-8831.
Colchester Share 4-BR Home F wanted to share lg., cozy home w/ myself & 2 school-aged kids. Quiet, dead-end street near I-89. W/D, storage, no pets. $500/mo., incl. utils. Info: 802-893-8695. Downtown Burlington Looking for roommate to share 2-BR apt., friendly, easygoing atmosphere, one block from Church St. No pets. $400/mo. + dep. + 1/3 utils. 603-852-2974. Info: johnnyp_@yahoo.com. DOWNTOWN BURLINGTON Mature Professional to share spacious 2-BR apt. 2 blocks from Church St. Great light, charm, front and back porches. $600/mo. + 1 mo. dep. Includes utils., net, cable. 802-343-4130. Essex Junction Share 1 easygoing, dependable person or couple needed to share nice home and location. All utils., cable, wireless Internet, pool, parking, snow removal incl. $525/mo. 802-879-4226. Lakeview Burlington room Avail. in downtown 2-BR. HDWD, parking, close to waterfront, City Market. $600/mo. incl. heat. Roommate is vegetarian male, 26. NS/pets. Info: 802-338-8060. Large Bristol house Rent to individual or small family. Must be willing to live in family atmosphere. Ideal candidate: single parent. Lots of space, double garage. $600/mo. Info: 802-453-4355. LOOKING FOR ROOMMATE Lg. room, 10 min. from University, onsite parking. Sunny. 2 cats already, no more pets. $366/mo. + utils. Non-smoker. Info: 802-658-3138. Milton: 2 people seeking 3rd in 5-bedroom house, lots of open space inside/out, storage, woodstove and gas heat, parking. 2-miles from Husky. Mins. from Burlington. Gardens, perennial/ vegetable. Kitchen w/everything, W/D. $375/mo. + utils. Info: 802-893-4348. Monkton Farm House Large rooms, washer, dryer, dishwasher, inground pool, master bath, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 15 miles to Kennedy Drive. Barn, etc. More land in mtns. to hike, camp, etc. Amenities and utils. included. $500/mo. Info: 802-453-3457. Room for Rent, Johnson St. 5 min. from downtown. $450/mo. + utils. Any gender, any age. I’m fun. No pets. Info: 951-315-5151. Room in Underhill House Prof, respectful owner seeking NS M/F roomie. 15-20 min. from Smuggs & I89 Richmond Exit. X-C trails, hi-speed Int. $500/mo. incl. ALL utils. Info: 802-899-4007. Roommate Wanted Lg. room in house (1+ acres). $400 + $100 utils. Secluded, across from Essex Cinema plaza (Hannafords, movies, restaurants), 10 mi. to Williston & Burlington. Info: Lucas Garitta, 802-999-4396, lucasgaritta@bluebottle.com. So. Burlington Room 4 rent Big farmhouse on bike bath in country, overlooks golf course. $400/mo. Also, free room for work around the place. Must like to chop wood, minor mechanical duties and general household chores. Info: 802-861-7537, pheald1@cs.com. South Burlington Looking for 1 or 2 women to share house on a
Winooski Share $350 23-yearold M looking for roommate. Lg. BR w/ 2 windows, 3-season porch, W/D in basement. Avail. immed. #350/mo. Call 802-655-8054, leave msg. Info: chardy0128@ yahoo.com.
Sublets/ Temporary Housemate needed to June 1 Two professionals seeking to create a positive living environment with a clean, vegetarian-preferred, NS professional to share beautiful home 15 min. from Burlington. $500 + utils. Info: 802-849-1136. Roommate needed Jan-Jun 08 January 1 or earlier. Newly furnished & painted 2-BR condo in So. Burlington. 5 min. to FAHC, UVM & downtown. Free parking. $500/mo. incl. all utils. except electric & gas. Info, 802-2795078. Info: University of Vermont, Tyler Badeau, 802-279-5078.
Services ALL AREAS - ROOMMATES.COM. Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! (AAN CAN) Info: www. Roommates.com. Bank FORECLOSURES! Homes from $10,000! 1-3 bedroom available! HUD, Repos, REO, etc. These homes must sell! For listings call 1-800-425-1620 ext. 3241. (AAN CAN).
age only. Email/call for pictures. $8900/OBO! Info: 802-659-4783, albunnell@comcast.net. 2001 Honda Civic LX Coupe, 94K, manual, black I/E, 4-cyl., cruise control, power everything, anti-lock brakes, CD, rearwindow defroster, sunroof. Very good condition. $7000. Info: 802-989-0758.
Bicycles Electric Rider Chrystalyte Electric bicycle. 25-30 mph, no gas required, completely electric powered, only 3 months old, hardly used, street legal, no license required. Accepting best offer. Info: 802-399-8684.
Cars/Trucks 1992 Dodge Dakota Ext Cab 4WD, special edition, auto., V8, power everything, cruise, great tires, just inspected. ONLY 79K! Asking below-book: $2000. Call 802-372-0214 or 802-363-0581. Info: 802-363-0581. 1994 Olds 105K, runs well, many parts, broken frame. For parts only. Must take whole car. $450/ OBO. Info: 802-872-8711. 1995 Buick Roadmaster Wag. 5.7-L V8 engine. No body rust, Reese receiver hitch, leather int., seats 9. Electric climate control. Full-sized spare. 210K. $700/OBO. Info: 802-881-8960, poeticsangel@yahoo.com. 1996 Jeep Grand Cherokee NO body rust, 4.2-L, 4WD, snow & summer tires, one owner, 260K. New brakes, rotors, clean inside. Test drive! Must go: $1800. Info: Robbie Hegamyer, 802-899-2751. 1996 Toyota Corrolla Blue, 4door, auto., A/C, new t-belt, 90K. Good condition. $3500. 802-2720157 or 802-728-9199.
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1997 Dodge Ram 1500 Pampered & 100% winter ready! New tires! V8, 4WD, sport pkg., extended cab, power W/L, remote start, ARE cap, bedliner, 100K. Pics avail. $5500. Info: David Robinson, 802-8793318, drobin9353@verizon.net.
Downtown Office Space Waterfront location. 1400 sq.ft. for $995/mo. Incl. parking. Info: 802-865-3450.
1997 Honda Civic Blue, 4door, auto., A/C, CD, new t-belt, water pump, 111K. Good condition. $4500. 802-272-0157 or 802-728-9199.
Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Info: Ken, 802-865-3450.
1998 Honda Civic LX Sedan 4 dr., 5-spd., CD/radio, 194K hwy. miles, 35-42 mpg., cruise, A/C, 4 studded snows, well-maintained, very reliable, $3800. Call 802434-2446 or 802-888-6333, x3028 (work). .
Williston Office Space 155 sq.ft. Office avail. on So. Brownell Rd. Reception area, kitchen, deck, cable access, and ample parking. Great location. Info: 802-8601999 Ford 150 XLT 4-door, 4x2, 2211, http://www.hubbardcon- manual. great, 1x2-pathway-classy071107 7/9/07Runs 3:52 PM meticulous Page 1 struction.net. general maintenance, good mpg, many new parts. Call or email for more info. $4000/OBO. Info: Bart Office Space Available Sherman, 802-399-2186, SBRebHOLISTIC PRACTITIONER, el77@yahoo.com. PSYCHOTHERAPIST OR 1999 Saturn SL1 Good condiACUPUNCTURIST tion, runs well. New brake pads, new battery. 120K. $2200. Cash only. Info: 802-999-4617.
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2000 Black Ford Focus SE Heading to grad school, need to sell. 5-spd., manual, 92K, FWD, 22 mpg (highway), moon roof, CD/ FM radio, remote locks, 4 snows, new inspection. $3500. Info: 802-318-1598. 2000 Chevy S-10 truck 4WD One owner, new tires, towing pkg., 89K. In good condition. Great truck! Many good years left! Priced at Kelley Blue Book value: $7300. Info: Kelly Story, 802-985-9223. 2000 Honda Accord Coupe EX Black, 3.0-L V6 auto., leather, sunroof, A/C. Rebuilt title, new engine w/ only 28K (total mileage 68K). Minor cosmetic dam-
2001 Hyundai Tiburon Moving and must sell! Great car, 5-spd., CD, red, A/C, new snow tires! MUST SEE! $3500/OBO. Info: TMorrill2387@aol.com. 2003 MAZDA PROTEGE 5 Only 7200 miles! 5-spd., power W/ D/sunroof, 6-CD, roof rack, blue with black leather, alloy wheels, winter tire pkg. $12,500. Info: 802-734-7610. 2005 Buick Century Custom ESTATE SALE! Replace your wornout car with this loaded “creampuff”; CarFax title, all power, 30K (not a misprint). Under cover awaiting your gleeful inspection/purchase. $13,500. Info: 802-863-4366. 2006 Honda Accord EX-V6 LOADED, 17K, V6 6-spd. sedan, moon roof, 6-CD in dash, leather, power everything, XM radio, 2 sets wheels/tires, averages 28 mpg, like-new. $23,000. Info: 802-485-4151. Automotive $500 POLICE IMPOUNDS, Cars from $500! Tax repos, US Marshal and IRS sales! Cars, trucks, SUVs, Toyotas, Hondas, Chevys, more! For listings call 1-800-298-4150 ext. C107. (AAN CAN) Classic truck for sale 1973 ChevyCutom10 4x4, 75K mi., on rebuilt 350 V8 engine. Truck enthusiast dream come true. A must see. Leave message. Info: 802-373-3472. Cooper All-Season Tires 2 Cooper Lifeliner 2007 all-season tires off Honda Accord. Only driven 5000 miles. 2 additional tires with good tread left. 195/65/R15. Call for deal! Info: 802-434-4290. DONATE YOUR VEHICLE MAX IRS TAX DEDUCTIONS UNITED BREAST CANCER FOUNDATION Free Mammograms, breast cancer info, & services http://www.ubcf.info FREE towing, Fast, Any Condition Acceptable, 24/7 (AAN CAN). Info: 888-468-5964. Fixer-Upper 1993 standard 4-dr. Volkswagen Passat. A good car for mechanic to buy and fix up. $700/ OBO. Info: 802-310-8543. Ford Windstar Exc. Cond. Power L/seats, rear A/C, CD/cassette, dual sliding doors, 3rd row seats, 25 mpg hwy, many new parts. MUST SEE! $3495. On St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Mansfield Professional Building, Liz Nash, 518-859-0079. Good Car - Real Cheap! 1991 Saturn SL. Only 85K. $1000/OBO. Info: Chris Heath, 802-293-2985. GREAT WINTER CAR 2001 Suzuki Esteem Wagon. Great mph and on snow. 97K, 1-season snow tires & rims incl. Needs some regular maintenance. Had twins, needed van! $3000. Info: 802-862-4493. Great winter car, cheap! 1999 Ford Escort sedan, good shape, winter tires, CD, manual, 125K. $1000/OBO. Call 802-2211796. Burlington, ready to go. Hyundai Elantra GT Hatch 2005. Enjoy this car w/ lots of warranty & great mpg! 5-spd., alloys, leather. Excellent cond. New tires, original owner. Info: 802878-4678, stewarnold@hotmail. com. Two 2003 Kia Sedona seats These seats are in excellent condition. They were removed when the van was purchased to make it handicap-accessible. $200/OBO or trade. Info: 802-343-3395.
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battery, case. 1.25-GB RAM. 60GB HD. $750/OBO. Downtown Burlington. 802-999-3254.
Entertainment/ Tickets Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464. Solid gold, Dancers Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, deer camp or anytime good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.
Antiques/ Collectibles Civil Union Debate on DVD! Surprise your gay friends this holiday season. 25 hours of gavelto-gavel documentation: House, Senate & public hearings. 14-DVD box set. $100. Info: 802-3555083, groverredrover@hotmail. com.
Free Stuff 2 Mirrors for Sale New. Both 9’W x 6’H. Call Suzi, 802-644-8297.
Memory Foam Mattress MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS-Top of the line, Visco, allergen-resistant cover, incl. warranty. Still in plastic, never used. MSRP $795, sell $425. 802893-7296. Info: 802-893-7296. Solid cherry wood futon Great bed. 84”L x 54”W x 32”H. Just moved, no longer need it. $320/ OBO. Info: Alicia Catchapaw, 802349-5909, reggiealltheway2001@ yahoo.com.
Pets CHINESE SHAR-PEI PUPS Wrinkled, loveable pups. AKC, shots, very affectionate. Black and fawn coats. Add a new wrinkle to your life. 802-457-4039 or email wrinklepups@aol.com. Male Cat Looking to Retire Six years old, gray. Loving, gentle, good w/ other cats. Updated shots, fixed, litter trained. Perfect for older person. Likes
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Want to Buy 2 Safety Shower Grab Bars One 42”, one 36”. Both chrome satin stainless steel. $25/OBO and/or $30/OBO. Info: alicia catchapaw, 802-349-5909, reggiealltheway2001@yahoo.com. Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966. Tires 195/65/r15 Looking for tires in decent shape. Must have 1/2 - 3/4 tread. Call 802-318-7237.
Appliances/ Tools/Parts
Fun Piano Lessons All Ages Learn from a patient, experienced teacher. Working musician with a diverse performance background. Jazz, blues, folk, rock, reggae, Latin, kids’ music, more. Info: Andric Severance, 803-310-6042, http://www.andricseverance.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, rickbelf@verizon.net. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com.
COMPOST MACHINE Earth Machine composter in great shape. Put it back in the earth, not the dump. Cost $85 plus tax; sell $39. 802-860-1544. Info:.
Guitar Instruction Berklee graduate w/ 25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ verizon.net, www.rickbelford.com.
Jeep Wrangler Soft Top Black, fits ‘88-’94, brand new, Mopar w/ all hardware. Paid $1200, sell for $500. Teaneau cover & bra incl. Call Joey in Rutland. Info: 802-775-0541.
GUITAR LESSONS First-step beginners to advanced. 40+ years experienced guitarist. I’m a patient individual who can help you achieve your goals quickly. Info: Francis Furtak, 802-860-1544.
Bands/ Musicians
Nissan Frontier Bedcover, hardcover (fiberglass), hydraulic, lockable. Paid $1100; sell for $400. Call Joey, 802-775-0541.
Clothing/ Jewelry
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$8 PRESCRIPTION EYEGLASSES Custom made to your prescription, stylish plastic or metal frame, Highindex, UV protection, antiscratch lens, case, lenscloth for only $8. Also available: Rimless, Titanium, Children’s, Bifocals, Progressives, Suntints, AR coating, etc. (AAN CAN) Info: ZENNIOPTICAL.COM. 14 Kt. Gold Diamond Wrap Yellow gold w/ 6 diamond chips. Total diamond weight is approx.09, actual size of the ring is approximately 6 1/4. Info: 802-864-9558. Live Auctions Our exclusive LIVE Auctions are a breakthrough in online auctions. These auctions stream 24 hours a day, 7 days a week. Info: kinju7@go.com, click.linksynergy.com/fs-bin/clic k?id=wbhy58fga0E&offerid=1348 29.10000056&type=3&subid=0.
Electronics 60’ Hi-Def Widescreen TV Phillips, with 1080i and 480p native display, Custom picture presets for each input. Complete info at www.soundandv isionmag.com/ hdtvs/466. $1000. Call 802-3630581. Info:. Gateway GT 5468 Desktop 3mo.-old computer w/ 17” monitor, internal Super Multi LG DVD/CD R/ RW w/LightScribe, Dynex Wireless G, Desktop Card, Vista+. Great deal! $750. Info: burlington. craigslist.org/sys/508422070. html. Mac Powerbook G4, 12” Excellent condition. Box, discs, new superdrive, new airport, extra
vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.
Furniture 2 Antique Showcases One: 60” x 25” x 42”, $375/OBO. Other: 72” x 24” x 36”, $225/OBO. These nice old showcases are still in use and may be seen at The Optical Center, 107 Church St., Burlington. Stop by and take a look or call. Info: The Optical Center, Gary, 802-658-4683. Bed Set Bed Set- orthopedic, double-sided pillow top, mattress, box and frame. Brand new, w/warranty. Never opened or used Cost $895, sell only $395. 802-893-3888. Bed Set Brand new, never used, still in plastic. Mattress, box & frame. Only $240. 802-893-7296. Bunk Bed Solid wood, still in original box. Easy to assemble. Cost $795; sell only $355. Beth, 802-598-0316. Info:. Futon - Solid Wood W/ brandnew mattress. Arm rest has storage. Cost $895; sell $295. 802734-0788. Info: Beth Stevens. Futon Mattress Single size (twin), good shape. No frame. $29. Info: Francis Furtak, 802-860-1544. Hot Tub Spa -2007 model. Brand new. Insulated, efficient. Loaded w/ jets/horsepower, ozonator, cover. Warranty incl. MSRP $5400; sell $3200. 802-598-0316. King Waterbed Mattress California King size, 84” x 70”, Waveless, comes w/ liner & heater. Good condition. $50/OBO. Info: 802-864-7740.
Drum circle-West African Drum and dance, West African5/14/07 1:58:18 PMstyle. Jan. 19. Also: didgeridoos, other cats. Info: Allison Davis, toning, chanting. Shelburne 802-598-7766. Town Hall, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Info: newfoundland puppies AKC, Shelburne Rhythm Collective, avail. for Christmas, first shots, 802-862-1232. health guarantee, parents on premFEMALE LOW-END VOX NEEDED ises. Raised in loving home. Please Vaudeville Punk Trio needs womcall 802-578-2586 or email highcountrynewfoundlands@yahoo. an to hold down low-end, sing, act. Absurd, political, odd time com. signatures and fun! Sound like Oops - Schnau Tzus 1/2 Schnau- you? Call today! Info: The Toes, zer 1/2 Shih Tzu = Schnau Tzu, Twinkle Toes, 802-734-0745. soo. Adorable,non-allergenic.1st shot/vet ck. Ready Dec. 22nd. $425.00 (802) 872-5874 *Pls I have so much LUV to share- buy me for the RIGHT reason don’t throw me away after Martin HD-28 Guitar 1991 ROTTWEILER & LAB PUPPIES! Very good/excellent condition, Rottweiler Mixes & Black Labs. w/ hard-shell case. Versatile, Very cute, cuddly, friendly. UTD high-quality instrument w/ a on their shots and wormed! Ready huge, opened-up sound. $1600. late December. Pick one out today! Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, $100 adoption fee. Info: Ashley K., 802-454-8483, http://www. guitboy75@hotmail.com. flickr.com/photos/availabledogs.
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Sports Equipment ATOMIC KALAIS 174 w/Frischi Free Ride AT bindings. Pristine condition, never used. Best offer over $500. Info: 802-899-2890. Bowflex Extreme - Like New Home weight center. Photos available. Fits great in a corner! Call now - great holiday gift! $600. Info: Gayle Oberg, 802-244-6915, stowegayle@aol.com, gayleoberg.com. Burton snowboard Never used. Charger 142. Weight limit: 65-115 lbs. $300 new; asking $200/OBO. Leave msg., 802-223-1785. Info:. Fiberglass Stowe Canoe 14’ white Allagash canoe with wood molding & seats. Used only 6 times. Asking $700. Info: Charles Thompson Jr., 802-734-7025.
Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music “Bluegrass 101” returns in January, as well as private instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo and more. References, affordable rates! Info: Andy Greene, 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail.com, www. andysmountainmusic.com. Bass Guitar Lessons With Aram Bedrosian. For all levels and styles. Beginners welcome! Learn technique, theory, songs, reading, slap-bass and more in a fun, professional setting. Years of teaching/playing experience. Convenient Pine Street studio. Gift certificates available. Info: Bass Guitar Lessons with Aram Bedrosian, Aram Bedrosian, 802598-8861, bassalisk@yahoo.com, www.arambedrosian.com.
MUSIC LESSONS Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in So. Burlington. Info: 802864-7740, ero@moomail.net.
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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On Dec. 6, 2007, 94-100 Hood Street Extension LLC, filed application #4C1199 for a project generally described as: creation of a four lot subdivision for the construction of single family homes and construction of new 20’ wide public roadway, all lots with municipal water and sewer services. The project is located on Hood Street in the City of Winooski, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Winooski Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,� selecting “Entire Database,� and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before January 8, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its
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Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).
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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).
Destruction of Special Educational Records Grand Isle Supervisory Union is planning on destroying special education records of students with birthdates between January 1, 1972 and December 31, 1978 as the information is no longer relevant/needed for the student’s educational program.
Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 11th day of December, 2007.
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By: /s/ Peter E. Keibl Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On November 30, 2007, Camp Dudley at Kiniya YMCA II, LLC, filed application #4C1198 for a project generally described as: Construction of a 20’ x 40’ shed, installation of on-site wells, construction of atmospheric storage tanks and related pumping equipment in new water equipment building and installation of buried water lines. The project is located on Camp Kiniya Road in the Town of Colchester, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before January 2, 2008, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by January 2, 2008. Parties entitled to participate are the
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Important Please be advised that some of the information contained in these files may be needed for purposes such as eligibility for Social Security Disability benefits. On October 22, 2007, NC Friends Broadcasting, Inc. filed an application with the Federal Communications Commission for a new FM noncommercial class A radio station in Jericho, VT, on channel 206 operating at 0.026 kW from an antenna 94 meters tall located at 44-31-40 N, 72-48-58 W. The officers and directors of NC Friends Broadcasting, Inc. are Todd P. Robinson, Allison Robinson, and Scott Knox. A copy of the application is available for public viewing in the public file at Jericho Town Library, 7 Jericho Center Circle, Jericho, VT 05465. PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, January 8, 2008 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Appeal #AO-07-05 of Munson Earth Moving Corp. appealing the issuance of Notice of Violation #NV-07-20 by the Administrative Officer for a zoning violation at 1877 Williston Road. 2. Final plat application #SD-07-78 of Pizzagalli Properties, LLC for a planned unit development to construct a 30,000 sq. ft. general office building, 193 Tilley Drive. 3. Preliminary plat application #SD-0779 & final plat application #SD-07-80 of Robert A. & Mary Alice Irish to subdivide a 3.8 acre parcel developed with a single family dwelling into two (2) lots of 1.65 acres (lot A) and 2.15 acres (lot B), 80 Bartlett Bay Road. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. December 19, 2007 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0032-07 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for the Certificateholders of Soundview Home Loan Trust 2006-
OPT5, Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2006-OPT5, Plaintiff v. Keith A. Williams, Stacey L. Williams, State of Vermont, Office of Child Support, Sara Charboneau And Occupants residing at 504 N. Brownell Road, Williston, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Keith A. Williams dated April 3, 2006 and recorded in Volume 404, Page 154 of the Land Records of the Town of Williston, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:45 A.M. on January 2, 2008, at 504 N. Brownell Road, Williston, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being a lot of land, with dwelling house thereon, located on the westward side of Brownell Road and having a frontage thereon of 100 feet, more or less, a back line of 100 feet, more or less, a north line of 315 feet, more or less, and a south line of 316 feet, more or less. Said lot is designated as Lot No. 2 on a Plan recorded in the Town of Williston Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Williston. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0384-07 CnC Chase Home Finance, LLC, Plaintiff v. Dwayne Rivers, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Accredited Home Lenders, Inc. And Occupants residing at 40 Doris Drive, Milton, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Chase Home Finance, LLC to Dwayne Rivers dated May 9, 2005 and recorded in Volume 314, Page 73 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 7:30 A.M. on January 2, 2008, at 40 Doris Drive, Milton, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Dwayne Rivers by Warranty Deed of Timothy P. Crowley and Candace R. Crowley dated May 9, 2005 and to be recorded in the Milton Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Milton. Other terms to be announced at the
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sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Chase Home Finance, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0418-07 CnC Residential Funding Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Lori Langlois-Swain, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Aegis Lending And Occupants residing at 26 Lawrence Heights, Jericho, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Aegis Lending Corporation to Lori Langlois-Swain dated June 26, 2006 and recorded in Volume 257, Page 351 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on January 2, 2008, at 26 Lawrence Heights, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all the same lands and premises conveyed to Lori Langlois-Swain by Warranty Deed of Morco construction, Inc., dated October 27, 1993 and recorded at Book 130 Page 60 of the Town of Jericho Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Jericho. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Residential Funding Company, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 0540 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1441-06 CnC Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee for Option One Mortgage Loan Trust 20051, Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2005-1, Plaintiff v. Albert Belval, Tammy Saltus And Occupants residing at 431-433 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Albert Belval dated August 20, 2004 and recorded in Volume 885, Page 3 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 P.M. on January 2, 2008, at 431-433 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Albert Belval by Quitclaim Deed of Allen Bruce, Trustee to reconvey dated December 4, 1992, and recorded in Volume 472 at Page 241
of the City of Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Wells Fargo Bank, NA, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1501-06 CnC EMC Mortgage Corporation, Plaintiff v. Trisha Barrett, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for First Magnus Financial Corporation And Occupants residing at 28 Park Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for First Magnus Financial Corporation to Trisha Barrett dated October 11, 2005 and recorded in Volume 730, Page 185 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 3:30 P.M. on January 2, 2008, at 28 Park Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Trisha Barrett by Warranty Deed from James and Elaine Rublee dated October 11, 2005 and recorded October 13, 2005 in Volume 730 at Page 180 of the Land Records of the City of South Burlington. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. EMC Mortgage Corporation By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S221-07 Cnc Aurora Loan Services LLC, Plaintiff v. Douglas Skidmore And Occupants residing at 195 Hinesburg Road, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lehman Brothers Bank, FSB to Douglas Skidmore dated March 7, 2006 and recorded in Volume 743, Page 589 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of
said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 12:15 P.M. on January 2, 2008, at 195 Hinesburg Road, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being the same lot of Ground in Deed dated 02/21/2003 and recorded 02/24/2003 among the land records of Chittenden County in Book 596, Page 623 from Ernest L. Levesque and Donna L. Levesque to Douglas Skidmore, the borrower herein. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Aurora Loan Services LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0254-07 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee under the Pooling and Servicing, Agreement Dated As of September 1, 2005, GSAMP Trust 2005-WMC1, Plaintiff v. Ronan Doherty, Sally Doherty, Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for WMC Mortgage Corporation And Occupants residing at 12 Bridle Trail, Underhill, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for WMC Mortgage Corporation to Ronan Doherty dated June 8, 2005 and recorded in Volume 145, Page 479 of the Land Records of the Town of Underhill, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 4:30 P.M. on January 2, 2008, at 12 Bridle Trail, Underhill, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Ronan Doherty and Sally Doherty by Warranty Deed of David C. Greenwood and Nancy J. Greenwood dated 27 August 2003 and recorded in Volume 129, Page 489 of the Land Records of the Town of Underhill. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Underhill. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403
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This is a full-time position in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office that is responsible for performing administrative financial record keeping, account maintenance and report writing functions. High school diploma required; Associate’s degree in Accounting preferred. Must possess three years relevant experience in accounting and full-charge bookkeeping, with previous municipal and collections experience preferred. For a complete description or City of Burlington Application visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send resume, cover letter and City of Burlington Application by December 28, 2007 to: HR Dept, 131 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401. EOE.
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ENGINEERING TECHNICIAN - POWER Burlington Electric Department is seeking to fill a full-time position that is responsible for the installation, testing, calibration, documentation and maintenance of a variety of electric utility apparatuses. The ideal candidate will possess an Associate’s degree in electrical engineering or certification of completion of a two-year electrical/electronic technical program a minimum of two years experience is required. Vermont Master Electricians license is also required. For a complete job description and City of Burlington Application, visit our website at www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us or contact Human Resources at 802-865-7145. If interested, send a resume, cover letter and a completed City of Burlington Application to: Human Resource Department, 131 Church Street, Burlington, VT 05401. EOE.
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The Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program (VRRP), a field office of the U.S. Committee for Refugees and Immigrants (USCRI), a nongovernmental, nonprofit national organization dedicated to addressing the needs and rights of refugees and immigrants, seeks professionals to work with our resettlement team. Coordinator of Resettlement Services Under the direct supervision of the VRRP Director, the Coordinator of Resettlement Services will be responsible for supervising case management, employment services, and English-language training for newly arriving refugees as well as for professional development and staff training. Responsibilities will also include coordinating with school districts, medical providers and social service agencies to promote maximum service provision to clients. This position includes program administration and development, grant management and reporting to USCRI’s national office as well as to State officials. Bachelor’s degree in social work or related discipline and MS Office proficiency required. Other job duties may be assigned by the Director. Full-time employment with excellent benefits. Bilingual Case Managers/Community Integration Specialists Responsibilities include case management for refugee families by coordinating and facilitating housing, healthcare, social and educational services, community orientation and social adjustment services; refugee cash assistance and related services; cross-cultural training and support services to refugees, service providers and volunteers. Provide interpreting and translating support to clients, service providers, employers, and staff. Maintain case files and prepare periodic reports. Successful applicants will have excellent interpersonal and organizational skills, be team-oriented, and have ability to multitask in a fast-paced environment. Foreign language proficiency essential (prefer Kirundi, Kinya-rwanda, Swahili, Somali, Maay-Maay, French or Arabic). Driver’s license, clean driving record and personal transportation required. Bachelor’s degree in social work, MS Office proficiency, and experience with social services, immigrants, and interpreting preferred. Full-time employment with excellent benefits. ESL TEACHERS needed for VRRP’s English Language Training classes at two businesses in Chittenden County. Part-time, regular schedule; evening availability a must. MATESL or equivalent experience required. Preference given to applicants with experience developing curricula and/or teaching content-based, multi-level English classes. VRRP/USCRI is an equal opportunity employer. Women and minorities are encouraged to apply. No phone calls please. Submit a resume with cover letter describing your interest, qualifications and salary history to:
Nada Popovac Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program 462 Hegeman Ave, Suite 101 Colchester, VT 05446 npopovac@uscrivt.org
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Daycare van aiDes SSTA has full-time positions available for people to assist with transportation of children. Applicants must have valid driver’s license. It is imperative that you enjoy being with children and are understanding of their needs. Positions are 40 hours/week at $8.50/hour w/ benefits. SSTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Applicants can call or Applicants may call or apply in person to: apply in person to: Barbara Tennien SSTA/878—1527 2091 Main Street Colchester, VT
The Vermont Judiciary seeks a person with experience developing, implementing and supporting database applications. Stationed in Berlin, VT. Duties include software development, documentation, testing, implementation and support of the Judiciary’s case management system. Experience with 4GL RDBMS, C/C++ and SQL in a Linux environment preferred. Excellent State of VT benefits. Applications and recruitment notice available from the Court Administrator’s Office, 109 State St., Montpelier, VT or at www. vermontjudiciary.org. Open until filled. Send application to: Office of the Court Administrator Human Resources Office 109 State Street, Montpelier, VT 05609-0701 Phone: 802-828-4906 EOE
Retail SaleS PoSition part-time weekends only. Call Tara at: The Vermont Bed Store, 4050 Williston Road, Suite 117, South Burlington, VT 802-861-7777 • tara@vtbedstore.com
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The Williamstown School District is seeking a qualified special education professional to provide sub-contracted case management services for students in alternative placements. Interested parties must have exemplary written and verbal communication skills, thorough knowledge of and experience with VT special education law and rules, strong organizational skills and the ability to work independently. To learn more about this opportunity, please contact the Director of Student Services at 802-433-5818 and/or to apply see below. For the positions above please send cover letter, resume, three letters of reference, and transcripts and /or certification documents if applicable to:
Orange North Supervisory Union 111b Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679 E.O.E
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Substitute Teachers and Nurses Needed for All Our Schools (On call, as-needed basis.) Call Robin at 802-433-5818 for an application packet.
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Graphic & Web Designer Energetic team player wanted to join a full service marketing agency! Requirements: at least 2 years experience in print design, web design/development, and client relations. Verbal and written communication skills a must. This position also requires excellent organizational skills, fast turnaround, strong attention to detail, and ability to work both autonomously and as part of a creative team.
FACILITIES MANAGER Yestermorrow Design/Build School is hiring a Facilities Manager. Candidates should be organized, flexible and self-motivated, with excellent project and personnel management skills. Duties include maintaining and improving the school’s physical plant and equipment; mentoring and supervising interns and work trade students; and managing class and campus projects. This is a hands-on job requiring a working knowledge of construction, maintenance, and building operations, as well as working knowledge of shop equipment, tool use, safety and maintenance. Demonstrated interest in and understanding of Yester morow’s design/build educational philosophy preferred. Applications are due by January 15, 2008 with a February 1st start date. To apply, please submit a cover letter and resume by e-mail to kate@yestermorrow.org.
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Front Desk/Membership Consultants Certified Fitness Trainers Third Shift Cleaning Personnel Part-Time Certified Fitness Trainer (South Burlington location) Full-time and part-time hours available for first, second and third shifts. Reliability and customer service experience is a must! Job training will begin immediately after the New Year! Please apply at the Essex Junction Pre-sale Trailer, 57 River Rd., Mon-Fri 11am-7pm, Sat/Sun 9am-3pm or online at www.planetfitness.com/essexjunction under “Check Us Out”.
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If you have the above qualities, have a strong work ethic and would appreciate a fun work environment... we want to hear from you! Responsibilities include overseeing product design projects as well as our highly creative Product Design staff to ensure continued excellence. 3-5 years experience managing a creative staff and experience in a wide range of product categories – Print Styling, Body Styles for PJs as well as other clothing and soft goods, Gift Items and Packaging.
SALES MANAGER Bolton Valley Resort has an immediate opening for a full-time, year-round Sales Manager, specializing in ski groups, meetings, conferences and bus groups. Successful candidate will have a good understanding of the role of the Sales Manager. B.A. or equivalent from four-year college or 2 to 3 years related experience or equivalent combination of both. Experience should include progressively responsible sales experience, in a resort or hospitality-related organization.
Send cover letter and resumĂŠ to: 6655 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 or email jobs@vtbear.com. EOE
Contact: Cindy Feltch cfeltch@boltonvalley.com. Bolton Valley Resort is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with seven branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in price, convenience, service, simplicity and to sharing success. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website – www.nefcu.com – to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.
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Opportunity exists for a branch floater. The position requires flexibility and adaptability to work in all branches and/or departments performing a full range of member service and teller transactions as needed.
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A successful floater will be friendly, enthusiastic and personable with members and coworkers; efficient and accurate – paying attention to details; focused on providing members with the full benefits of membership through the sales of products and services; and dedicated to exceeding members’ expectations. One to two year’s customer service experience in a related capacity preferred. Hours: within a 7-7 business environment. One Saturday/month.
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our benefits include medical, dental and vision insurance, 401K savings plan with employer match, non-contributory pension plan, health club membership and paid vacation.
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Executive Assistant South Burlington School District Autism Interventionist (2 positions) – District Qualified candidate must have an Associate’s degree, two years college training or successful completion of competency testing; experience working with children with autism or willing to be trained to work with children with autism; and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment. This position will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to: Diane Kinnon, Human Resource Department, South Burlington School District, 550 Dorset Street, South Burlington, VT 05403, or apply at www.sbschools.net. EOE
WCAX-TV in Burlington, VT is seeking a
Writer/Producer for its Creative Services department. Must be experienced and proficient in writing, shooting, editing and producing effective commercials and promos for television. Hands-on experience in a professional production environment required. No beginners, please. Good interpersonal skills and experience in working with clients are essential. To apply, send resume, writing samples, and viewable samples of your best work to:
WcAX-tV, P.o. Box 4508, Burlington, Vt 05406. No phone calls.
Environmental Program Coordinator Vermont Earth Institute (VEI) seeks dynamic professional to market, implement and evaluate VEI’s discussion courses and programs in the Champlain Valley area. Must be organized, articulate, self-motivated and able to work from home. Ideal candidate has community building experience with nonprofits and businesses. Excellent communication skills essential; marketing experience and knowledge of environmental and energy issues a plus. 20 hours/week. $15/hour. Full job description at www. vtearthinstitute.org.
FJG is one of the largest and fastest-growing financial services company in Vermont. We strive to provide comprehensive solutions and excellent service for our clients. Looking for a professional, salaried assistant for two feebased planners to be responsible for client relationships, project management, & administrative support. Skills needed are excellent organization, attention to detail, problem-solving, communications skills, & proficiency with word processing, spreadsheet and database software. Bachelor’s degree in Marketing, Business, or related field, or 2 years relevant experience & a desire to continue learning required. Please email resume with cover letter to mfragola@fjgfinancial.com
SPECIAL EDUCATOR Waterville Elementary School has an immediate opening for a self-directed, full-time special educator to work with teachers, students and parents to meet the needs of our students. Candidates must possess a Vermont license in Special Education and be familiar with Special Education law, regulations, and the IEP and EST processes. Must be a team player. Interested candidates should submit a cover letter, resume, three current letters of recommendation and transcripts to:
Bonny Grant, Principal Waterville Elementary School 3414 Vermont Route 109 Waterville, Vermont 05492. E.O.E.
To apply send resume and cover letter to: vei@valley.net
Personal Assistant/ Project Manager In a nutshell: Extreme multi-tasker for frenetically paced office. Excellent computer and interpersonal skills a must. Willing to do what’s needed to get myriad of jobs done fast.  Work involves progressive political action and acting as personal assistant to two executives. This is not a typical admin spot. This person juggles a lot of balls in the air, so he/she needs to thrive in a hectic environment (like a campaign).  Previous experience as a personal/ executive assistant is hugely helpful. As the assistant to the very active and creative founders, you will serve as the public “face� of the organization, manage schedules, arrange travel, answer telephones, and handle all correspondence. As project manager you will manage multiple nationwide projects simultaneously. Working well with others, self-motivation and resourcefulness are musts. Expertise with Microsoft Office a must.  We offer a rockin’ benefits package with lots of great stuff and fun perks. Think you’re the right person for us? Shoot us an email with your resume, cover letter and salary requirements to Jobs@TrueMajority.org before January 4, 2008.
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CONTROLLER Vermont Public Interest Research Group
Administration and Finance Director
Are you well-versed in nonprofit accounting and administration? Do you have an aptitude for QuickBooks, MS Excel and databases? Are you a team player excited about being part of a group working on issues affecting Vermont? VPIRG is looking for a mission-driven individual with a strong background in nonprofit accounting and fiscal management, as well as experience managing office operations for a medium-sized office (10 staff), to serve as VPIRG’s Admin/Finance Director. The right candidate understands the needs and activities of member-based 501(c) 3/(c) 4 advocacy organizations and enjoys the administrative and fiscal management aspects of our work. In this role, you will manage a budget just under $1 million, handling aspects of budget development and monitoring, accounting (including accounts payable, receivable and payroll), and HR benefits management. Strong fiscal analysis skills, attention to detail and strategic thinking will be critical as you develop and recast budgets, monitor and report on grant funding, and participate in fundraising and development activities. Requirements: 5 years relevant experience (specific nonprofit accounting experience and familiarity with QuickBooks a must); office management skills; highly organized; flexible and comfortable in a deadline-driven environment; experience with databases and office computer networking a plus.
Redstone has an immediate opening for a Controller. The responsibilities of the position include all financial reporting, budgeting, cash flow management and other related activities for Redstone’s brokerage, development and property management companies as well as numerous managed properties, projects and affiliated entities.
Redstone is a dynamic, full-service Vermont commercial real estate firm located in downtown Burlington, VT. We offer a wide range of commercial and residential real estate services including brokerage, development, property management, and construction. Please visit www.redstonevt.com to learn more about why Redstone is a leader in Vermont real estate and in the community.
SECURITY
Now Hiring Part-Time: Transportation Security Officers Burlington International Airport Officers provide security and protection for air travelers, airports and aircraft.
Part-Time: Starting at $12.86 per hour Plus Benefits (Includes 12.64% Locality Pay)
If you feel you have the qualifications we are seeking and enjoy working in a fast-paced, team-oriented environment, please forward a cover letter and resume to:
TSA will pay the maximum government contribution for health benefits under the TSA Health Benefit Incentive for part-time TSOs. All part-time TSOs will pay the same lower cost for federal health benefits as full-time employees.
Rae Rappold
Minimum Requirements: U.S. Citizenship or U.S. National • High school diploma, GED or equivalent, or one year of security or aviation screening experience • English proficiency • Pre-employment medical evaluation • Pass a background/credit check
210 College Street, Suite 201 Burlington, VT 05401 rrappold@redstonevt.com EOE
Please apply online at: www.tsajobs.com 1-800-887-1895 TTY: 1-800-887-5506 TSA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
#797 COMMuniTy-BaSed CaSe Manager COMMUNITY REHABILITATION TREATMENT PROGRAM Please send letter of interest/resume to Personnel, WCMHS, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601, fax to 802-223-8623 or email to Personnel@wcmhs.org.
STATE OF VERMONT RESTITUTION UNIT
Collection Analyst Seeking an organized, focused, self-starter to join our staff in collecting court-ordered restitution from criminal defendants. Position requires strong computer and phone skills, the ability to communicate positively and to balance multiple priorities. Accounts Receivable experience helpful.
Data Entry Clerk Seeking organized, detail-oriented person with good computer skills, positive attitude, and diplomatic phone manner to perform high-volume computer data-entry. Position requires accurate keyboard skills, basic bookkeeping/accounting, and filing. Must be able to learn new skills quickly and prioritize tasks.
RESTITUTION UNIT ATTN: R.U. Manager PO Box 10 Waterbury, VT 05676-0010 EOE
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The person we seek should have an accounting/business degree along with a solid background in all aspects of financial management and planning, and be comfortable working in a hands-on management position.
Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability insurance; employer-matching IRA contributions; four weeks paid vacation, plus personal days.
For more info visit: www.vpirg.org VPIRG, 141 Main St. #6, Montpelier, VT 05602 v. 802-223-5221 f. 802-223-6855
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Seeking a recovery-oriented mental health clinician to provide case management services to persons with serious mental illness. This is an outreach-based position that includes counseling, service coordination, skills teaching, and advocacy. We are interested in hiring a client-centered, enthusiastic clinician with a good sense of humor. Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in related field with a minimum of one year experience working with persons with mental illness. Motivated individual able to multitask. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided.
Home Care. Where the Heart Is.
Caring Hearts & Healing Hands Have you cared for a friend or family member during their illness or injury? Have you helped a parent or grandparent through a difficult time or brought groceries to an elderly neighbor? The Visiting Nurse Association is seeking Care Providers with this type of experience or with an interest in helping others to care for our clients. Work one-on-one in clients’ homes in the Chittenden and Grand Isle County areas. Help with house cleaning, cooking, running errands, personal hygiene care, and, of course, companionship. Work flexible hours that fit your schedule in the morning, afternoon, evening, awake overnight or weekends. A high school diploma (or GED), a valid driver’s license and vehicle, as well as the ability to lift 50 lbs are all required. For more information, please call Cathy at 802-860-4450.
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CommUNiTy CampaigN maNagEr The United Way of Chittenden County is seeking a full-time Manager to provide leadership, management and coordination for the Annual Community (fundraising) Campaign of over $4 million. The ideal candidate will have exceptional project and volunteer management skills, as well as strong database management experience (preferably donor database). Problem solving and data analysis strengths are key to this position, which also requires facility in Microsoft Word and Excel. The ability to multitask and be effective making presentations and speaking to groups is a must, as are strong written and oral communication skills. A Bachelor’s degree is required, and 3-5 years similar work experience.
Cover letter and resumes should be received by December 31st and mailed to:
Director of Communications and Development United Way of Chittenden County 412 Farrell Street, Suite 200 South Burlington, VT 05403. Emails can be sent to info@unitedwaycc.org. No phone calls, please.
Thinking of a change?
Vermont Information Processing ACCOUNTS PAYABLE CLERK Vermont Information Processing (VIP) is a full-service provider of technology solutions for beverage wholesalers. Since 1972, we have provided a complete software package that handles all business functions for a beverage distributor including inventory management, order processing, sales reporting and financial management. VIP has an exciting career opportunity for a high-energy individual. The candidate must be motivated and enthusiastic to work as part of our Administrative team. We offer a full benefits package including health plan, 401K, ESOP, profit sharing and on-site daycare and fitness facility. Accounts Payable Clerk: Process vendor invoices and employee expense reports. Process vendor payments using paper checks and EFTs. Process incoming mail and prepare daily deposit. Back-up Receptionist duties.
We’re looking for nurses or office managers who are interested in a supervisory role in the business of medicine.
Position requires a 2-year degree and relevant work experience. Ability to work in a fast-paced team environment and manage multiple priorities.
Medical Practice Supervisor
Interested candidates should send or email a cover letter and resume to:
Fletcher Allen seeks a dynamic supervisor to lead a team focused on high quality, cost effective patient care. Bachelor’s Degree and supervisory experience in healthcare setting required.
www.fletcherallen.org
Sherry Watson, sherry@vtinfo.com Vermont Information Processing 402 Watertower Circle, Colchester, VT 05446
General & Vascular Surgery, posting #2645 Family Medicine Berlin, posting # 3226 Surgical Oncology, posting # 3774 Surgery Outpatient Clinics, posting # 3318
For more information contact Holly at (802) 847-7929. Fletcher Allen proudly offers a non-smoking work environment. We are an Equal Opportunity Employer. M/F/D/V. Fletcher Allen offers competitive salaries and a comprehensive benefits package.
Founded in 1904, Lane Press is distinguished by its rich history of printing and publishing innovation. More than 300 publishers nationwide rely on Lane Press for our ability to produce high quality publications, commitment to technology leadership and promise of delivering the best publication every issue, every time. Currently, we have the following position available:
Customer serviCe speCialist
Shared Living Providers Greater Burlington/Shelburne-area part-time (8 days/month) home sought for a charming 18-year-old young woman with developmental disabilities. This young woman enjoys music, movies and being with friends. Personal and medical care required. Best match is single person or family who enjoys an active lifestyle. The home must be smoke-free and either wheelchairaccessible or able to be made accessible. This unique living opportunity offers a generous tax-free stipend, the possibility of additional days in the future, and a wheelchair-accessible van. Contact Leah MacCarthy at 802-488-6541. Greater Burlington-area home sought for 38-year-old gentleman with developmental disabilities. This very intelligent man enjoys walking, watching old movies, country music and going to the beach. Best match is single person or family (with older children) who enjoys an active lifestyle. Some personal care and support with medical issues required. Become part of a very innovative and dedicated team while earning up to a $24,000 tax-free stipend.
Contact Marisa Hamilton at 802-488-6571. To learn benefits, employer. TTY. We
more about HowardCenter, to view a full listing of open positions, to learn more about and to apply online, visit www.howardcenter.org. HowardCenter is an equal opportunity Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/ offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefit package to qualified employees.
As a Customer Service Specialist, you will work with a team of Customer Service Representatives to track and manage the production workflow of a publication through our facility. While maintaining databases with customer information, you will communicate with customers on critical production schedule milestones and provide our customers with any requests for samples, estimates or invoices. Strong time management skills as well as the ability to perform in a fast-paced team environment is a must. Microsoft Office experience, preferably with Word and Excel, combined with 3-5 years of professional customer service and/or administrative support experience is needed. Print production experience is a plus. An Associate’s degree is required. A Bachelor’s degree is preferred. Lane Press offers a competitive salary commensurate with experience and ability along with a comprehensive benefit package. Qualified applicants should respond with their resume and salary requirements to:
the lane press, inc. p.o. Box 130 Burlington, vt 05402 attention: Human resources or, jobs@lanepress.com eoe
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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] EnErgizE your carEEr. For more than thirty years, RISE Engineering has provided one-stop efficiency services for energy end-users in New England. A division of Thielsch Engineering, Inc., we have achieved national recognition for operating innovative programs on behalf of program sponsors in the region. We are currently seeking qualified candidates for our new office location near Burlington, VT. In the near-term, this staff will provide services in support of new initiatives to be offered by Efficiency Vermont. Over the long term, this staff will form the basis of a strong and vibrant energy efficiency resource for all areas of the state. Marketing / Lead Generator - The successful candidate will provide marketing support of our business-to-business activities. Applicants should have experience in planning and executing telemarketing and direct mail campaigns to identify leads from a targeted list of qualified customers and have excellent written and verbal communication skills. A Bachelor’s degree in marketing or a related field or the equivalent work experience with 1-2 years experience is preferred. Our compensation package provides competitive salaries. RISE offers a wide array of employee benefits, including paid vacation and sick time, paid holidays, family healthcare/dental coverage, a 401k savings plan, and education reimbursement. To express your interest in either position, please email your resume to edirect@thielsch.com, or complete an online application at www.thielsch.com. Please specify the position of interest to you.
Bringing new energy to work environments.
Corporate Tax Senior Associate The Corporate Tax Department is seeking a candidate to join their existing tax team. Responsibilities of this position include assisting in the preparation of Federal tax returns and tax provisions for both the insurance and non-insurance subsidiaries. In addition, this position entails calculation of estimated tax payments, assisting in Federal tax audits and all aspects of tax accounting. Requirements include a B.S. in accounting and a minimum of five years of applicable experience. The ideal candidate will have strong Excel, research and analytical skills. The candidate should be able to interact within the organization in a professional manner and have strong verbal and written skills. A CPA, or an individual actively pursuing this designation is preferred. A willingness to learn is essential.
Marketing Director Get a life. We have an open position for a Marketing Director at National Life Group. But don’t let the name fool you – this isn’t your grandfather’s insurance company. Here you can put your creative and innovative marketing skills to the test. Manage the marketing strategy for a growing segment of our business while creating and executing effective marketing campaigns as part of an award-winning team. Then go home for dinner. If you like to work hard and play hard (or whatever it is you do in your spare time), you need to talk to us. We offer an excellent working environment with a competitive benefits package. If interested in this position, please send a resume and cover letter to Human Resources:
resumes@nationallife.com National Life Group Human Resources One National Life Drive Montpelier, VT 05604 Fax: 802-229-3313 National Life Group® is a trade name of National Life Insurance Company and its affiliates. TC38863(1207)
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STAFF ATTORNEY The Vermont Department of Education (DOE) seeks a Staff Attorney with at least three years of professional experience, preferably including education law, to provide legal support to the Commissioner of Education, the State Board of Education, DOE staff, school administrators and parents. The Staff Attorney will report to the DOE’s General Counsel. The position will involve litigation, administrative hearings, legislative advocacy, administrative rule making, special education, civil rights and much more. Litigation experience, academic credentials, writing ability, team orientation and technology skills will factor heavily in the selection process. This Staff Attorney position is exempt, with salary and benefits based upon the Vermont Attorney Pay Plan. Interested applicants should submit a resume and cover letter to: John Turner Department of Education 120 State Street cultural backgrounds are encouraged. Montpelier,diverse Vermont 05620-2501
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Help provide social, educational, artistic, and recreational activities. The ideal candidate will be able to work M-F from 2:30-5:30 and have a valid CPR and 1st Aid Certification.
Childcare Center in search of energetic, eager & creative Director and Toddler Teacher to join the team of an evolving center. ECE or CDA equivalent. Experience with kids of all ages.
Email Karen Persons at kpersons@bsdvt.org or call her at 802-355-4021. EOE
802-985-2650
-MJBM<H 0O<AA The Boys & Girls Club of Burlington is looking for energetic, experienced, creative staff to work at our K-3 after-school program.
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THERAPEUTIC CASE MANGER The Family Center of Northwestern Vermont is seeking a self-motivated individual who works well with children, teens and families. The children/teens have challenging behaviors or have family risk factors, which place them at an increased risk for emotional problems across environments. Position provides direct services to children across Franklin/Grand Isle Counties in a community-based setting. Assistance with coordinating services, assessment, advocating, and social skills training occurs on a regular basis. Excellent collaborative and communication skills a must. Master’s degree preferred or Bachelor’s degree with background in early childhood, children’s mental health and community services. COMMUNICATION FACILITATOR Project Soar - The Back to School Program, an independent school program serving students with a variety of needs in grades K-12, is seeking a Communication Facilitator. This position requires the ability to functionally utilize American Sign Language (ASL) within a Sign Supported Language framework. Willing to train candidates with ASL knowledge and experience in Sign Supported Language. Responsibilities include: IEP implementation, direct academic and life skills instruction, facilitation of community-based learning activities, transportation of student, maintenance of student’s personal care needs, etc. Preferred candidates will be strong team players, be flexible and be willing, able and excited to learn. Bachelor’s degree or equivalent experience in human service or school setting preferred. VAN DRIVER Project Soar - an independent school program, serving students with a variety of needs in grades K-12, is seeking a van driver to provide consistent and reliable transportation for our student body to and from school. Seeking candidate with CDL II/Type II Bus Drivers Endorsement or ability/willingness to pursue this endorsement with our support. Hours are from 5:30 – 8:00 AM and 2:15 – 4:30 PM Monday thru Thursday, and 5:30 – 8:00 AM and 11:45 AM – 2:00 PM Fridays. Also, morning or afternoon routes will be considered. Compensation is competitive and varies for endorsed and non-endorsed drivers. School year schedule with possible 4 weeks of work in the summer. Perfect position for retired persons looking to serve the community!
HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. EOE Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.
Vermont Center for Independent Living Join the Movement! Vermont Center for Independent Living, a statewide disability rights organization, is currently recruiting a
Program Specialist Vermont AgrAbility Project. This individual will develop and deliver outreach and educational materials to benefit VT farmers with disabilities. Knowledge of VT farm community and independent living philosophy and disability rights/resources is necessary. Significant travel necessary; valid driver’s license is required. Based in Shelburne. Please send cover letter and resume to: Vermont Center for Independent Living, 11 E. State St., Montpelier, VT 05602, by fax to 802-229-0503, or by email to vcil@vcil.org. VCIL is an EOE/affirmative action employer. We provide reasonable accommodations in the recruitment and employment of persons with disabilities.
Community SkillS WorkerS needed: Full-time and relief Positions Available NFI Vermont is seeking new members to join our talented team of mental health professionals in our Diagnostic Assessment Program. The ideal candidate will be a skilled communicator, have a desire to help kids and families to be successful, have the ability to provide respectful role modeling, and will become a resourceful component of our therapeutic Community Skills Workers Team. Responsibilities include doing individual and group activities with youth both in the community and their home. Bachelor’s degree preferred. Full-time and relief positions available. Full-time position has an inclusive benefits package. If interested, please send a cover letter and resume to:
Kim Robinson, DAP Program Director 30 Airport Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 KimRobinson@nafi.com. EOE WWW.NAFI.COM
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WINGS OVER Clinton Community College www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] BURLINGTON Plattsburgh, New York
HUMAN RESOURCES/ AFFIRMATIVE ACTION OFFICER Clinton Community College, a member of the State University of New York, announces an immediate opening for a Human Resources/ Affirmative Action Officer. The HR/AA Officer is an integral part of a leadership team reporting directly to the President, with responsibility for the effectiveness of the human resources and affirmative action functions at the College. Responsible for leading, planning, organizing and directing all processes and activities related to human resources management, including operation of the department, employee relations, training and development, and compensation and labor relations. Detailed job description and application are available at http://www. clinton.edu/hr/jobs.aspx.The HR/AA Officer shall possess a Bachelor’s in Business or Human Resources with three years experience in human resources and employee relations management. Master’s in Business or Human Resources preferred. Course work and experience in personnel administration, contract administration and employee benefits required. SPHR or PHR certification, experience in academic environment, and experience working in a unionized organization preferred. Demonstrated commitment to achieving cultural diversity and equal opportunity; knowledge of human-relations processes relative to the employment, evaluation, training and support of employees; knowledge of applicable federal and state laws; knowledge of classification and salary placement theory; ability to work collaboratively with internal and external constituencies; ability to analyze complex issues and relationships and to provide direction and advice; ability to counsel employees and supervisors about sensitive and confidential issues related to job performance, complaints, grievances and other related concerns; excellent oral and written communication skills, including the ability to present in small and large group situations; ability to work effectively with faculty, staff and student body. Applicants who do not possess the above qualifications are encouraged to put in writing precisely how their background and experience have prepared them for the responsibilities of this position and provide appropriate references. Exceptions to the degree requirements may be made for compelling reasons. Salary, commensurate with experience, is complemented by an excellent benefits package. Although the search will remain open until the position is filled, for full consideration candidates should submit materials by January 4, 2008, including a letter of interest, resume, unofficial transcripts and a completed CCC Professional Application (available at www.clinton.edu) to: Human Resources Officer, Clinton Community College, 136 Clinton Point Drive, Plattsburgh, NY 12901. Clinton Community College, a member of the State University of New York System, is an Equal Opportunity/ Affirmative Action employer and complies with ADA requirements. Consistent with the Americans with Disabilities Act, applicants needing reasonable accommodations during the employment process should advise HR as necessary.
Adult Mental Health & Substance Abuse Residential PRogRams CooRdinatoR
Are you a dynamic, detail-oriented individual with strong leadership qualities and excellent communication and organizational skills? If so, the state’s largest nonprofit social service agency is seeking you to coordinate psychiatric residential/community housing programs for adults who are considered to have major mental illness and substanceabuse disorders. Responsibilities include supervision of staff, intake assessment, budgeting, serving as a resource for families and the community, and participation in larger Agency management and clinical issues. A Master’s degree and solid assessment skills are required. Three to five years of supervisory experience and familiarity with mental health and substance abuse issues preferred. A sense of humor and being a team player are a must! Full-time position with excellent benefits. assist CliniCian
The ASSIST program, a well-established psychiatric hospital diversion program of the HowardCenter, is seeking gifted, compassionate clinicians. Those interested in joining a professional team that provides crisis stabilization to people who are experiencing a psychiatric crisis are encouraged to apply. Requirements include a Bachelor’s degree, experience dealing with people with mental illness, valid driver’s license, auto insurance and reliable transportation. All schedules include some weekend hours; day and evening shifts are available. Excellent benefits, great learning opportunity for someone who is seeking exposure to a wide variety of clients.
(Sorry it took us so long to get here!) We’re looking for motivated and outgoing DRIVERS, Cooks & Phone Staff to join us in our new venture at the Blue Mall in S. Burlington. Be part of the team and enjoy great pay and a fun environment! Call 802-863-WING (9464) for more info.
One Flight Up seeking reliable & friendly Snack Bar Attendants for our fast-paced airport concession kiosks! Topnotch customer service skills required. Great benefits & competitive wages. Must have flexibility for afternoon and morning shifts. Apply in person at Burlington Int’l Airport, call 802-862-6410, or send resume to oneflightup@comcast.net.
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SNOWMAKERS INSTRUCTORS NIGHT AUDIT FOOD & BEVERAGE PARKING ATTENDANTS and more.... Competitive wage, free skiing and riding. Contact Bolton Valley, the Mountain with Momentum!
mcroshier@ boltonvalley.com. 802-434-3444
Developmental Services diReCt seRviCe
Do you want a career instead of just a job? Work providing direct service support to people with developmental disabilities in full or part-time professionally and personally fulfilling positions. Comprehensive pro-rated benefits, including health and dental insurance, available with positions of 20 hours per week or more. Experience desired, but not required. Start 2008 with a new job where you make a difference every day!
Send reSume and cover letter to: Human resources/Jobs Howardcenter, 160 Flynn avenue, Burlington, vt 05401 or email to HrHelpdesk@howardcenter.org To learn more about HowardCenter, view a full listing of open positions, learn more about benefits, and apply online, visit www.howardcenter.org. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Bertek Systems, Inc. is a specialty printer of plastic cards, custom labels, promotional print and phone cards located in Fairfax, Vermont. We are looking to fill a position for a Prepress Operator/Plate Maker. The ideal candidate will possess Mac experience with Quark, Illustrator, Photoshop and InDesign. Candidate will also need to have experience in flexographic and/or offset plate making.
We are seeking a full-time hotel Front Desk Representative. Candidates must be willing to work evening/weekend shifts (2 - 10PM) and possess a clean driving record. We offer a competitive benefits package that includes: medical/dental insurance, use of an indoor/outdoor pool, fitness center, paid time off, 401K and many company discounts.
Bertek Systems, Inc. offers a competitive compensation and benefit package. If you are looking for an exciting opportunity in the printing industry, mail your resume and cover letter to:
Interested candidates can stop by and complete an application or submit a resume by email.
Best Western Windjammer Inn & Conference Center 1076 Williston Road, So. Burlington, VT 05403 Fax: 802-651-0640, email: selena@windjammergroup.com
Lifeguards Wanted The Greater Burlington YMCA is looking for lifeguards over the holidays, especially from December 17 - January 13. Must be 16 years of age or older and have current Life Guarding, First Aid and CPR certifications. Pay rate is $8$9/hour and includes a free YMCA membership. To fill out an application, stop by the YMCA or download one off www. gbymca.org.
For questions or more information contact Tad Hoehl, Aquatics Director, at 802-862-8993 x 143.
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Bertek Systems, Inc. Attention: Human Resources 133 Bryce Blvd. Fairfax, VT 05454 or email to dryea@berteksystems.com
When people visit our Champlain Mill office, they almost always tell us, “I wish I could work in a place like this!” Perhaps you, too, desire the friendly, casual, hardworking, customersupportive environment offered by our 42-employee, 24-yearold pediatric medical software and service company.
Entry-LEvEL SoftwarE DEvELopEr PCC seeks an energetic entry-level programmer to join our active development team. This position requires initiative, teamwork and productivity. The successful PCC programmer produces elegant solutions with efficient, clear code. This position requires fluency in C++. A degree in Computer Science is preferred. Knowledge of Linux/ Unix is a big plus.
Local Provisions & Carry-Out Cuisine
Historic general store with robust food service operation seeking a progressive Kitchen Manager. The ideal candidate will possess the culinary and management skills to successfully operate the deli, bakery, catering and takeout display on a daily basis. Demonstrated ability to create, plan and implement a healthy menu around our rich local farming and natural foods community a definite plus! Consistent year round schedule, competitive salary, and great working environment.
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To learn more about PCC and how to apply for this great career, visit our website at www.pcc.com/careers. The deadline for submitting your application is December 21. No phone calls, please.
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Half-time Mainstream Teaching Assistant position available to assist and supervise assigned special needs student(s) instructionally, behaviorally and physically in our Early Essential Education Pre-School program. Good working knowledge of disabilities of special education students, and special education teaching methods, theories and laws required. Position is available 3.25 hours/day, and pays $11.59/hour. Minimum of an Associate’s degree or equivalent required. For application requirements and additional information, please visit our website at www.ccsuvt.org (click on Job Opportunities). Applications only accepted electronically through www. schoolspring.com. EOE
Turtle Island Children’s Center, serving Central Vermont for over 20 years by providing high-quality care and education for children from infancy through age 4, offers the following opportunities for employment: On-call Substitutes Full-time/Part-time Seeking energetic teachers to nurture children’s creativity and sense of community through developmentally appropriate activities in our Emergent Curriculum program. Must love working with children and be excited about exploring and learning along with them. A commitment to respect for children is essential. Classroom experience and a CDA or Associate’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related field is preferred. We offer competitive salaries/benefits and opportunities for professional development. EOE Send letter of interest and resume to: Executive Director Turtle Island Children’s Center 659 Elm St. Montpelier, VT 05602 802-229-4047 administration@turtleislandvt.org
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CHARLOTTE CENTRAL SCHOOL 2007-2008 Non-Licensed Positions
Math Intervention Paraeducator Support students in math one-on-one or in small groups, K-8. Please apply online at www.schoolspring.com with a letter of interest, resume and three current letters of reference. This is a .40 FTE position.
DATA ANALYST AND INFORMATION COORDINATOR You will provide program level support for all DMH information and business reporting needs. Work with stakeholders to ensure data integrity, and develop and manage ad hoc reports using a variety of reporting and analysis tools. You will design software programs (i.e. ACCESS) capable of organizing and analyzing monthly service information and generate ad hoc evaluative reports from multiple sources. You should have sound statistical, analytical, and computer skills, as well as good communication skills, and a sense of humor. Reference posting #22859. Burlington – Full-Time. Open until filled.
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Vermont Department of Health ADMINISTRATIVE SUPPORT COORDINATOR
you are interested in coordinating people and multiple tasks, join our team as an office manager and ToIfsupervisor leadof administrative small-group &detail-oriented discussion. support. We arereading seeking a versatile, individual whoFocus will thrive on helping our office run smoothly and efficiently. Proficiency in Microsoft Excel, Word, Outlook, and Access desirable. Good vocabulary. communication and interpersonal a must. Reference #22862. Burlington – onhighlymedical Oneskillshour per posting week. Full-Time. Open until filled.
The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, use the online job application at
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Caring PeoPle needed Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors in their homes, is seeking friendly, cheerful, and dependable people. CAREGivers assist seniors with companionship, light housekeeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, and more. Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy lifting.
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HRA Coordinator (temporary part-time evening position)
Support the provider community, assisting with HRA recruiting and administration; respond to inquiries from providers; assure understanding and compliance of the provider agreements; and assist staff with public presentations, symposiums and work groups. Associate’s degree; Bachelor’s degree in a healthcare or related discipline preferred. Experience with provider services, contracting, credentialing, recruitment and enrollment a plus; knowledge of physical healthcare and primary care environments helpful; must have excellent communication, relationship and computer skills; and superior attention to detail. Position is located in Burlington, Vermont. Send resume with salary history to: jobs@apshealthcare.com. Equal Opportunity Employer
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