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august 08-15, 2007 vol.12 no.51

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INsIDE tRaCK bY PeTer FreYne

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And the Healing Has Begun? An irreverent take on Vermont politics HaCKIE BY JERNIgaN PONtIaC

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If It’s Not Fun . . . A cabbie’s rear view

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Bring on the Bateaux bUsiness French-Canadian boaters keep Burlington’s summer economy afloat BY MIKE IVEs

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Grace Notes MUsic A reporter relates his “date” with Vermont phenom Grace Potter BY DaN BOLLEs

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Vermont Official Takes Homeland Security to Task bY MiKe ives CItIZEN MEDIa 13A

Does Public-Access TV Still Matter in the YouTube Age? bY Ken PicArd

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Bough Wow oUTdoors Recreational tree climbing comes to Vermont

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Mountain Heir booKs Book review: On Kingdom Mountain BY aMY LILLY

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Holy Manhandling TheATer Theater review: Tartuffe BY ELIsaBEtH CREaN

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Gilding the Lily ArT Art review: “Live Earth” at West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park BY MaRC aWODEY

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The Big Cheese Food Digesting Vermont’s three-day dairy extravaganza BY suZaNNE PODHaIZER

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SYMPATHY FOR DEVIL’S Thanks for your story about Devil’s Bowl Speedway [“Lucifer’s Loop,” July 4]. I grew up around there . . . Now we race karts at Thunder Road, but those early dirt tracks were great, too! While being pretty liberal in my politics, I’m still a bluecollar factory worker and race fan. Thanks for your great newspaper! Neal Davis MILTON

TO BE OR H-2B? I read with interest your article “‘Guest’ Treatment” [July 25]. It’s not just the resort industry that uses low-wage guest workers. As someone involved in the building trades, increasingly I am seeing construction companies use the H-2B guestworker program as a way to keep wages low for Vermont laborers. One prominent Chittenden County construction company has applied for 24 H-2B foreign construction workers, at wages well below the industry average. H-2B permits are supposed to be used only when an employer cannot find Americans to do the work. I know of dozens of Vermonters who are looking for construction work and find it hard to believe that local construction companies cannot find Vermonters to hire. Clearly, if employers can get workers through the H-2B program to work at the lowest wages, it will help keep wages down for U.S. workers.

Bernie Sanders is on the right track in raising concern about the impact guest-worker programs have on the wages of American workers. This is not about being opposed to the guest workers — who are hardworking people trying to improve their lot in life — it’s about changing a policy, supported by big business, which keeps wages low for American workers. As my job brings me in contact with many workers in Vermont, I see many Americans that would love to go to work but simply cannot afford to make a house payment, put gas in the tank and support their family on the $8 an hour as noted in the news article. According to the Vermont Housing Council in this month’s Vermont Business Magazine, the median price for a single-family home has risen 97 percent. Are workers’ wages increasing at the same rate? Family-supporting wages are needed here in Vermont in order for hardworking American families to continue to survive. It costs a lot more to live here in Vermont than it does in Jamaica, so let’s address the problem at large. The real issue is about workers’ wages, not a worker shortage. Making it easier for big business to pay workers less money is not the answer. Damon Hall

COVER BOY What a great photo of Rusty [DeWees] on the cover of [last] week’s issue [Seven Days, August 1]! I just can’t get over that man’s great haircut! Nancy Abbott-Hourigan ESSEX JUNCTION

IT TAKES MORE THAN TESTICLES Over the years of reading Peter

Freyne’s column on a regular basis, I’ve grown accustomed to his use of trite needling. I’ve learned to read through his uncreative and unoriginal use of language and put-downs to gather what is usually an informative and enlightening collection of current political thoughts. This time, however, I can’t let it go [“Inside Track,” July 25]. To suggest that what the Democrats most need in order to challenge the

three-term incumbent Governor Douglas is a set of testicles goes well beyond a lack of creativity or originality. First, you confuse masculinity with maleness. Whether or not I have the nerve to provide any sort of challenge to any existing status quo has nothing to do with whether or not I have a scrotum and its contents. Indeed, it has nothing to do with my more letters >> 39a

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Jefforsonville sculptor Jennifer Stocks-Dearborn makes realistic infant dolls from polymer clay. She jokingly calls her lifelike creations “creepy, naked babies.” Writer Leon Thompson writes about them in an article in this week’s “State of the Arts” section. Her sculptures are, in fact, creepy, mainly because they look so real. Most of them are tiny — just a few inches long — which makes them seem more like fetuses than infants; many of them are curled up in the fetal position. Their eyes are closed. They look like they’re sleeping. But while images of actual sleeping babies are simply cute, these dolls convey a deep sadness — Stocks-Dearborn often makes them as memorial pieces for parents whose babies have died. The artist lost her own daughter to SIDS on October 8, 2000. She began making the infant dolls last year, as part of her healing process. Miscarriage, stillbirth and infant death are taboo subjects in our culture, and the dolls manifest the grief that she and other parents feel. Stocks-Dearborn calls her online store “My Tangible Peace.” “I knew this was something I was supposed to do,” she tells Thompson. “This hobby of mine that aids in mending my broken heart doesn’t just stop when I have completed it. It’s meant to move me forward — onto others who walk my path.” Thompson’s article relates all of the important points of Stocks-Dearborn’s story, but the text can’t capture the babies’ “creepy” quality the way images can. Seven Days designer Krystal Woodward took a few dozen photos of Stocks-Dearborn’s sculptures. We were able to include just one black-and-white image next to the story in the newspaper, but you can view additional images in an audio slideshow on our website. Excerpts of an interview with Stocks-Dearborn accompany the photos, as well as portions of the song “Precious Time,” by Vermont band The Cush.

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Last week, 56-year-old Gregory Viens of Fayston, Vermont, pleaded no contest to unlawful trespass after a farm employee caught him having sexual relations with a cow on a farm in Moretown, Vermont. Allegedly, Viens has a history of having intercourse with cows, but no animal cruelty charges have stuck. The Times Argus reports that other farmers in the area, who wish to remain anonymous, have had trouble with Viens since 1985. Viens was ordered to pay $601 in fines for his trespassing crime, with no penalty for having sex with the cow. Hey, why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free? Posted August 3 by Mistress Maeve

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Cheesy Follow-up In my last posting, I blogged about the American Cheese Society Conference which took place over three days at the Sheraton. Well, there’s more. Yes, more cheesy nuggets. Saturday night I drove yet more cheeseheads, excuse me, attendees, one of whom informed me of a glorious event scheduled for the following morning: After the competition is over, apparently the participating cheese-makers have lots of product left over. So, they hold a sale, with all the fancy-schmancy cheeses at a buck a pop! I showed up this morning (Sunday) at the Sheraton. Around the back, just outside the conference center, was a large white tent. In the parking lot sat more Volvos, BMWs and Saabs than you’d see at a Judy Collins concert. Inside the tent was a huge rectangle of brown folding tables stacked with cheese, cheese and more cheese. As you entered, everyone was given an official yellow bag. A woman who looked like a summer camp coach kept announcing: “Not yet! Not yet! No shopping until 10 o’clock sharp. Two more minutes, people! Two more minutes!”

If you have an idea for a video, or would like to have your music featured on Seven Days’ vlog “Stuck in Vermont,” contact Eva Sollberger, at eva@sevendaysvt.com. eva sollberger gets down and dirty at a mud volleyball tournament in essex.

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When the bell sounded, it was like the old TV show “Supermarket Sweep,” or the California Gold Rush of 1849. Sheep that I am, I got totally swept up in the mania and ultimately left with enough cheese to vault my cholesterol to Code Red. I’ve been eating cheese now all afternoon. I’ve eaten too much cheese. I’m bloated.

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BURLINGTON — A recent catastrophic car-skateboarder crash that dropped its victim at death’s door has prompted Burlington boarders to question the safety of city streets, the rules of the road, and police response to the accident. The under-reported collision occurred at the corner of Pearl and North Willard streets in Burlington on July 3. Shortly after the city’s annual holiday fireworks display at the waterfront, former University of Vermont student Patrick Klepacki, 22, and four fellow riders skated down Pearl Street. Burlington resident Will Deming was at the head of the pack when Klepacki struck a vehicle turning

age it sustained in the accident. Police reports say the skateboarder struck the vehicle, but Deming argues there is more to the story. “I didn’t get any support from the local authorities,” he says, noting that about five Burlington Police Department cruisers arrived on the scene that night. Although Deming did not witness the collision, he said those who did told him the driver of the car did not use a turn signal. (Seven Days is not releasing the name of the driver because he was not charged by police.) Deming is also angry that police chose not to perform a field sobriety test on the driver and did not interview all the

All I really remember is the first thing he said: “I want you guys to know this isn’t my fault.” WILL DEMING left onto North Willard from Pearl Street. “I looked back and no one was coming,” Deming says of the moments immediately following the collision. He picked up his board and returned to the busy intersection. “I go up and I see my friend Pat. He was in the intersection still and wasn’t moving,” Deming says. Klepacki, whom local skateboarders say had returned to Burlington from Connecticut to visit college friends and participate in a local longboarding event, suffered a torn aorta, a fractured femur, and other leg and arm injuries. Following heart surgery at Fletcher Allen Health Care, he was transferred to a hospital in Connecticut. Messages left with Klepacki’s family were not returned as of press time. According to Deming, Klepacki’s heart is beating with the help of a pacemaker and is “comparable to that of a 65-year-old” for the dam-

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skaters who were there. “We remained at the scene until the last cop left,” Deming says. Deputy Chief Mike Schirling, a spokesman for BPD, acknowledges that a field sobriety test was not performed, but says the driver was properly evaluated and deemed sober. “There would only be a field sobriety test done if there was an indication the driver had been drinking,” Schirling says, adding that testing drivers without a cause for suspicion is an invasion of privacy. Random sobriety testing is “not something we have lawful authority to do.” Schirling also says that police interviewed seven witnesses to the accident, including one of the skaters. “If they didn’t see the collision, we would not ordinarily interview them,” he explains. The official investigation concluded, “The driver didn’t actually hit the skateboarder,

the skateboarder actually hit the car.” Deming disagrees that Klepacki was to blame for the accident, reiterating that the driver didn’t use a turn signal. In addition, he says, Klepacki’s experience on a skateboard and his ability to “slide” is a factor when determining cause. “Sliding” is the term skaters use to describe how they come to a stop. Most skaters wear safety gloves with plastic in them, which allows them to quickly slow down or stop by dropping down and dragging their hands on the ground in trouble situations. Klepacki, Deming insists, is a master at sliding. “There is no doubt in my mind” he would have been able to stop if he saw a turn signal, he adds. According to Schirling, there is no mention of a turn signal in police reports. And he suggests the driver may not have seen Klepacki because he was not wearing protective gear at the time of the accident. The skateboarder was also dressed in dark clothing, was wearing no reflective gear, and was in a crouched position at the time of the crash. “We don’t determine fault with motor-vehicle accidents,” Schirling notes, but adds, “If there were tickets issued, they would go to the pedestrian.” In other words, Klepacki. After police left the accident scene, the driver of the vehicle approached the group of skateboarders, according to Deming. “All I really remember is the first thing he said: ‘I want you guys to know this isn’t my fault.’” Update: Less than two weeks after the July 3 collision, as reported by Seven Days and other media, skateboarder and Ridin High owner John Van Hazinga sustained a serious head injury while longboarding down the Smugglers’ Notch Road. He is still in a coma at Fletcher Allen Health Care. �


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Vermont Official Takes Homeland Security to Task BY MIKE IVES

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President George W. Bush created the Department of Homeland Security in 2003 in part to foster better communication between states and the federal government in the wake of 9/11. Four years later, Vermonter Kerry Sleeper, a highranking state liaison to the federal government on national security matters, went public in a Washington Post story suggesting DHS doesn’t understand what he would later call the “nuances” of state and local agencies. Such ignorance, he suggests, could translate into a potential national security threat. But Sleeper, who oversees state police and emergency management in Vermont, hoards information in a way that echoes his own complaints about federal officials. In addition to representing the National Governor’s Association on a federal intelligence committee, he advises on “threat assessment”

the FBI, or a mainstream media outlet such as FOX News. Sleeper, meanwhile, offers his own “go-around” to the press. He refuses, for example, to provide documentation in support of his allegations or to have his picture taken for this story. (The accompanying portrait is a file photo.) While he insists “there are many people in Washington in federal agencies that are just as frustrated with this process,” he declines to provide the names of disgruntled colleagues in other states, all the while maintaining he doesn’t want to be considered a “whistleblower” or an “alarmist.” This Monday, Sleeper went to Washington to meet with DHS personnel about the alleged intelligence breakdown. Both he and DHS Assistant Secretary of Intelligence and Analysis Charles Allen, who attended the meeting, say their chat was productive. But behind their comments lies a disconnect. For example, Sleeper suggests the

intelligence-sharing will be adversely affected by a change of presidential administrations. “I’m hoping there will be some planning for that transition,” the state rep says, but adds that he has “reservations whether that will happen in that environment right now.” How does the supposed breakdown of intelligence-sharing affect Vermont? According to Sleeper, the state’s proximity to interstate highways and major cities makes it a potential hotspot of nefarious activity. So a lack of federal intelligence-sharing, he notes, could prompt security risks at a location such as the Burlington International Airport. “We may be a small and rural state, but we’re [close] to a city” — Montréal — “with representatives of every major terrorist organization in the world,” he observes. “It’s essential that we be keenly aware of what we need to keep an eye on the ball.” An inquiry into Vermont’s security infrastructure reveals a labyrinth of security protocols, illustrating the communication

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at the Washington, D.C.-based National Counterterrorism Center. According to Sleeper, Vermont’s chief security official, the feds routinely “miss the boat” on intelligence briefing in spite of all their propaganda about security preparedness. “All this talk about information technology?” he asks rhetorically. “The most timely way I get [information] is to pick up a phone and call a friend.” His critique prompts questions about national-security protocol both in Vermont and around the country. But despite his indignation, Sleeper refuses to share additional information about specific breakdowns in communication. A high-ranking DHS official questions the validity of his claims, and Seven Days’ attempts to confirm Sleeper’s allegations with local officials proved unsuccessful. Sleeper claims that in his dayto-day routine, he’s forced to get important intelligence information through “go-arounds” — i.e., via existing personal connections, other federal departments such as

meeting was called on his behalf. But an Allen spokesman suggests the meeting was “broader than that.” Allen also disagrees with the premise of Sleeper’s critique of federal officials in the first place. “I respect Mr. Sleeper,” the assistant secretary notes, “but I don’t believe he’s fully informed of all the issues and all the measures we’re taking to expand . . . our information sharing.” Not surprisingly, the two officials offer divergent views on the future of state-federal intelligence sharing. Allen, who admits the feds aren’t “doing enough” for municipalities, cites the existence of eight state “fusion centers” as an example of healthy communication, adding that his agency has grown significantly since he took it over almost two years ago. “This is a strong new beginning, and we can’t do it overnight,” he notes of the recent growth. “I think Mr. Sleeper is impatient, and I appreciate that.” Sleeper, for his part, isn’t so hopeful about prospects for federal-state cooperation. He says he’s concerned that the expansion of

gaps Sleeper alleges. When questioned about Sleeper’s accusations, Burlington Airport director Rick Varney referred a reporter to the local branch of the Transportation Safety Administration (TSA). A TSA spokesman routed an inquiry to the state police. A state police official deferred back to Vermont’s Homeland Security Unit, which Sleeper oversees. Mark Bosma, the unit’s public information officer, declined to comment on Sleeper’s allegations, sending a reporter back to Mr. Sleeper himself. Burlington Police Department (BPD) spokesman Mike Schirling has something to say on the topic, but not much. Schirling, who would not discuss the “methodology” of his department’s information-gathering strategy, says the state police “filter” Homeland Security info to BPD. He adds, “We’re happy with the flow of information that comes from the department of public safety and state police. [Kerry Sleeper’s] in a much better position to know whether the scope and depth of the information that’s coming from the federal government is what it should be.” �

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I view the entire media-industrial complex as a giant door that is shutting out local voices. LAUREN-GLENN DAVITIAN

Burlington, Rutland, Montpelier and Middlebury. Today, there are 25 “access centers” throughout the state operating 42 different public-access channels, including three in the Burlington area alone. Of the more than 120,000 cable households in Vermont, nearly all are served by an access center that provides a range of media services. But there’s more. In 1987, Davitian helped draft Vermont’s first cable statute; she started the first community technology center in Vermont, now known as Cyberskills-Vermont; and, she launched the state’s first government-access channel, Town Meeting TV. Today, Channel 17 is accepted as the “media of record” for public meetings in Chittenden County with a soon-to-be searchable online archive of more than 22,000 programs. Desite such accomplishments, Davitian is often asked whether public-access television is still relevant in the age of YouTube. Her reply: These are both the best of times, and the worst, for community media advocates.

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BURLINGTON — It’s hard to measure success in the unglamorous and often underappreciated world of public-access television. Chittenden Community Television (CCTV) channels don’t even register in the Nielsen ratings, and no one ever wins Emmys for their gavel-to-gavel coverage of city council meetings and water fluoridation debates. But CCTV’s Center for Media and Democracy earned some much-deserved kudos two weeks ago when its executive director, Lauren-Glenn Davitian, took home the industry’s highest honor — the George Stoney Award for Humanistic Communication. The award, named after the “father of public-access television,” is given out annually by the Alliance for Community Media to a person or organization whose work promotes free speech, social action and public access to media outlets. Davitian, 46, was recognized at the group’s national conference in Minneapolis July 31 for more than 20 years of public service in promoting community-access television in Vermont. Seven Days sat down with Davitian last week to talk about how far community-access television has come in two decades, as well as the many challenges it faces in the age of corporate consolidation, the Internet and video on demand. Davitian, a New York City native, was one of the founders of Vermont’s public-access movement. When she graduated from the University of Vermont, in 1982, she wanted to “get her hands on” some video equipment but couldn’t find a local outlet to do so. She was aware that cable companies in other states had been compelled to provide channels, equipment and revenue to citizen groups. Armed with that knowledge, she approached Cox Cable — the precursor to Adelphia and Comcast — and asked for access to some of its equipment. As she recalls, someone on the company’s staff led her to a closet containing a dusty reelto-reel deck and other outdated gear. Soon Davitian was out raising public awareness about the right of citizens to create their own TV programming through cable subscribers’ user fees. “Once people heard the story of what public access was, it took no persuading at all,” she recalls. “All we really needed was their support to go to the Public Service Board.” In the early 1980s, citizen advocates were a rare sight at PSB hearings. Environmental groups were just beginning to intervene in some cases, but public involvement in cable and telecom issues was virtually unheard of, at least in Vermont. Davitian, along with a group of other “likeminded activists” and the support of then-Burlington Mayor Bernie Sanders, successfully petitioned Cox Cable and the PSB to set aside and fund citizen-run cable channels in

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he state of Vermont has only one seat in the United States House of Representatives, and the person currently occupying it — Democrat Peter Welch — appears to have a pretty good grip on it. At the moment, no significant challenger is making noise in Republican circles, and an independent would be a longshot. Ol’ Welchie, a 60-year-old attorney and former star of his own courthouse TV commercials, held a presser on health care Monday in Big Bad Burlap. He highlighted the legislation that passed the U.S. House and Senate last week. It would extend the State Children’s Health Insurance Program [SCHIP] to cover an additional five million low-income children.

more of their coverage. That’s happening because we don’t have a health-care system. IT: But the President said, “C’mon, anybody can still go to the emergency room!” DR: Oh, don’t you love that? And when was the last time you went to the emergency room to get your cancer treatment, huh? Or your blood pressure treated? IT: Good point. DR: Give me a break. Everyone uses that — you can go to the emergency room. Maybe if you get in a major car accident they’ll take care of you anyway, but should you lose your 2x5-Leunigs062707.indd 1 home because you happen to get in a car accident? It’s crazy. One big mess. And we [in Vermont] have it better than the majority of the country. We have the secChicken, chorizo, shrimp ond-best quality. Our costs are about 20 to 30 percent below the national average. We’ve & mussels in a saffron got a really strong medical ethic. We have scented rice with peas & more people who are insured. Well, if that’s the case, then why are we still complaining? tomatoes. If we brought Texas to where Vermont is, it would be an amazing feat. But still the day: problem wouldn’t be solved. ive Music Thurs

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too bad.) Last Monday, we went in for our last PET scan. Don’t ask me to explain it — it’s modern technology at its multimillion-dollar, radioactive best. Essentially, a PET scan gets a picture of what’s going on inside, and it’s truly amazing. Turned out the other person in the waiting room was a gent I’ve known for 25 years, though I haven’t seen him in the last couple. Unlike yours truly, Dave knew exactly where things stood. He had colorectal cancer and he knew it was “terminal.” He had accepted that, and we had a great chat about “life.” In my case, I still was waiting to see if the cancer remained or had spread or what. One thing that I’ve learned in the last seven months is to live one day at a time and make it count. Over in cyberspace, the Freyne Land blog became a daily column. Certain Vermont politicians may not have liked that, but c’est la vie! Anyway, my doctor’s appointment to find out the results was moved up to Tuesday. The envelope, please! Eric Pillemer, MD, has been an oncologist for about as long as we’ve been a columnist — a long time. No beating around the bush with Dr. Pillemer. Much appreciated. He popped the “before” and “after” shots on the computer screen. “A complete remission!” he announced. We walked into the doc’s office prepared to be told we have a few months to live and instead got the word that the cancer’s gone. Everything for a reason, right? P.S. Our heart goes out to all those who sent expressions of support and concern over this year. Many said they appreciated our openness in writing about having cancer. Yes, folks, it is OK to talk about it. We are, after all, all in this together. Too bad the boys running our country don’t realize that, eh?

the other day published on Politico.com — one of those hot new Capitol Hill websites that’s eager to get beneath the surface. St. Patrick told Roger Simon, “History will not be kind to the arrogance and indifference to law shown by this White House.” Vermont’s senior senator said Bush’s gift to the United States Supreme Court, Chief Justice John Roberts, has turned that court into an “arm of the Republican Party.” Meanwhile, Attorney General Alberto Gonzalez, the nation’s chief law-enforcement officer that nobody trusts, “has undermined law enforcement in America,” said the tall, bald gentleman from Vermont. “I don’t trust him. He gives me the impression that he is someone to whom telling the truth does not come naturally.” And President Bush has stated, added Leahy, “in effect, that he is a law unto himself, and the president can overrule the law, the courts and congressional actions.” He’s not sugarcoating it, is he? “I am not sure the president realizes what he has done with the court,” said St. Patrick. “He was told by Dick Cheney and others, ‘This is what you are going to do.’” As everyone knows, Leahy of Vermont, the former Chittenden County State’s Attorney from the days when smoking cigarettes was cool, has been a Washington regular since the mid-1970s. He’s survived six presidents so far. How does George W. compare? “He does not measure up to any of the others,” said the Vermonter. “I have never seen any introspection in him, with the possible exception of the comprehensive immigration bill, and election-year politics pushed him away from that. Our vice president has an inordinate amount of control over him.” Ouch! And we will never forget the hallowed words that Vice President Control, er, Cheney, delivered on “Meet the Press” on the morning of March 16, 2003: “Given the fact that he has a significant flow of cash as a result of the oil production of Iraq, it’s only a matter of time until he acquires nuclear weapons. And in light of that, we have to be prepared, I think, to take the action that is being contemplated . . . “I think things have gotten so bad inside Iraq, from the standpoint of the Iraqi people, my belief is we will, in fact, be greeted as liberators.” More than four years later, the never-drafted Dick Cheney is still running the country. Our country. You sure it’s not a movie? �

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Hereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a little quiz: Does â&#x20AC;&#x153;creepy, naked babiesâ&#x20AC;? refer to (a) an Ozzy Osbourne tribute band, (b) a review of Ann Geddesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; photos featuring infants dressed as insects, (c) a mixed drink that could blow away a Breathalyzer, or (d) none of the above? If you said (d), youâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re right. And you donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t win a thing, but read on. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Creepy, naked babiesâ&#x20AC;? is what Vermont artist Jennifer Stocks-Dearborn jokingly calls her eerily realistic â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and rapidly selling â&#x20AC;&#x201D; stock of polymer clay infants, which she sculpts in her Jeffersonville home. Despite that somewhat humorous description, Stocks-Dearbornâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s art began with anything but laughter. As much creativity does, hers originated in darkness â&#x20AC;&#x201D; death, to be precise. Her 16-month-old daughter Madison died of SIDS (Sudden Infant Death Syndrome) on October 8, 2000. Within the next three years, Stocks-Dearborn married and had two sons. But the healing process from her daughterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s death did not really begin until April 2006, when a friend forwarded an email about Canadian sculptor Camille Allenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s â&#x20AC;&#x153;Marzipan Babies.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;As I stared at these tiny, hand-sculpted babies made from clay, I thought, I can do that,â&#x20AC;? Stocks-Dearborn recalls. â&#x20AC;&#x153;And I did. I remember sculpting my very first piece, and how my anxieties and overwhelming tidal waves of emotions subsided. From that first one, I was hooked.â&#x20AC;? By June 2006 she had started selling her own â&#x20AC;&#x153;creepy, naked babiesâ&#x20AC;? on eBay. A month later, she created a clay baby memorial piece for a mournful parent. â&#x20AC;&#x153;From that point on,â&#x20AC;? Stocks-Dearborn says, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I knew this was something I was supposed to do. This hobby of mine that aids in mending my broken heart doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t just stop when I have completed it. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s meant to move me forward â&#x20AC;&#x201D; on to others who walk my path.â&#x20AC;? Stocks-Dearbornâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s voice is

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strong when she discusses Madison, but her eyes sometimes glisten with tears. Madison was colicky for the first three months of her life and had pneumonia twice, but she was comical and vibrant, her mother recalls. She adored bluegrass music and took her first step just days before she turned 1. Stocks-Dearborn was at work the day her then-boyfriend put Madison down for her last nap. He later found the baby blue and lifeless. Madisonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mother had just one question: Why? Her art helps her explore that mystery. â&#x20AC;&#x153;This sweet, special child of mine made a huge impact on my life, and each day that I spent with her taught me the true meaning of love and happiness,â&#x20AC;? Stocks-Dearborn writes on her website, www.freewebs.com/ mytangiblepeace. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I learned what true, unconditional love really was, and I learned that together we could do anything. [Madison] showed me parts of myself that I had never known existed, even in her death. So I made it my mission to share what I have learned and spread her selfless love as far as I possibly can.â&#x20AC;? Stocks-Dearborn did not model her first clay baby after Madison; only after making 10 of the tiny figures did she begin to recognize their deeper meaning. To date, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s made 180 babies, each without a mold. That meant no one could recreate them â&#x20AC;&#x201D;

until now. In April, a small Texasbased doll company named Bloomersnbows asked StocksDearborn if she would sculpt some babies for mass production in China. She agreed. Bloomersnbows has bought the copyrights to a few of StocksDearbornâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pieces, meaning they produce a mold from her master sculpture and use it to make plain, vinyl dolls. The original dolls are returned to her. Strange? Maybe, but not to Stocks-Dearborn. â&#x20AC;&#x153;These guys are funding my hobby,â&#x20AC;? she says, referring to Bloomersnbows. â&#x20AC;&#x153;In all honesty, I would be content living my life as I do: in my small town, surrounded by my family and friends, being allowed to stay outside of the normal and professional workforce, and making my babies.â&#x20AC;? The dolls look exactly like what she calls them: â&#x20AC;&#x153;creepy, naked babies.â&#x20AC;? They range from 3 inches to a life-sized 19. Memorial sculptures are small but free, provided the person who solicits one donates the cost of supplies. The life-sized babies? $350. The clay infants have tiny digits and perfectly placed fat creases. Mohair or Tibetan lambâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hair covers their round heads. StocksDearborn applies the hair last and bakes it into the top layer of the clayâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s surface. These days, she quips, â&#x20AC;&#x153;I tell people I always have a baby in the oven.â&#x20AC;? ďż˝

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A New Show at Studio Place Arts Does the Unmentionable BY PAMELA POLSTON

The invention of the brassiere is apocryphally credited to Otto Titzling (think â&#x20AC;&#x153;tit-slingâ&#x20AC;?), while history shows that New York socialite Mary Phelps Jacob filed the patent for the modern bra in 1910. Whatever. Many women maintain the belief that the torturous item was indeed created by a man. But urban legends and factual record make not a whit of difference at Studio Place Arts. The Barre gallery has just issued a call to artists for â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bra-Ha-Ha!â&#x20AC;?, a show that will feature artistmade â&#x20AC;&#x153;chest haltersâ&#x20AC;? in any media. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Go wild, go demure, go, go-go!â&#x20AC;? a press release giddily urges.

SPA is known for coming up with creatively themed group exhibits, such as the popular mail-art show earlier this year and the current crop of red works, a primary-colored nod to

â&#x20AC;&#x153;For example, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be creating a â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Wonder Braâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; out of the polka-dot wrapper from a loaf of Wonder Bread,â&#x20AC;? she reveals. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I may decide to stuff the bra with slices of bread . . . weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see!â&#x20AC;?

I may decide to stuff the bra with slices of bread . . . weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll see! SUE HIGBY, SPA DIRECTOR

the hot days of summer. Montpelierâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Gabrielle Dietzel came up with the undergarment idea, says SPA Executive Director Sue Higby. Inspired, Higbyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s entering two proposals herself.

The deadline for entries to â&#x20AC;&#x153;Bra-Ha-Ha!â&#x20AC;? is August 17; the show opens October 20. For more info, check www.studio placearts.com or call 479-7069. ďż˝

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On a bench in Burlingtonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Battery Park, between the lake and the bike path, Yann Novak sits cradling a digital audio recorder in his palm. In his other hand is a microphone, which he shields from the gusty breeze. Leaves rustle, drums boom faintly; a boat horn lows far out on the water. A woman makes cooing sounds, presumably to a baby. After about five minutes, Novak, a 28-year-old from Seattle, switches off the recorder. â&#x20AC;&#x153;That was interesting,â&#x20AC;? he says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I liked that.â&#x20AC;? To most folks enjoying the waterfront on this sunny Saturday afternoon, these sounds are just background noise. To Novak, theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re raw material. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a â&#x20AC;&#x153;sound artistâ&#x20AC;? doing a 10-day residency at Kasini House in the Old North End, which will culminate in a performance at the North Street gallery of a composition incorporating sounds he recorded in the neighborhood. What is sound art, exactly, and how is it related to musical composition? â&#x20AC;&#x153;I tend to shy away from defining the two,â&#x20AC;? says Novak, who releases his and othersâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; work on his own label, Dragonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Eye Recordings. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a large overlap, and I fall somewhere in it. It depends for me on the context of the work more so than on how it was createdâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; i.e., he calls his work â&#x20AC;&#x153;sound artâ&#x20AC;? when it appears as part of an installation with a visual component, â&#x20AC;&#x153;musicâ&#x20AC;? when it doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t. To create his compositions, Novak captures sounds with his compact recorder-and-mike setup, uploads them to his computer and uses software to transform them. One piece, for instance, weaves the squawks of starlings taking wing outside his Seattle apartment with a thrumming electronic pulse. But he steers clear of anything resembling a dance beat. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I was into the dance and rave culture when I was a teen in the Midwest and got very . . . disillusioned with the hedonism and party aspect,â&#x20AC;? Novak says. He describes his music as â&#x20AC;&#x153;ambient, experimental. It will have some rhythmic elements.â&#x20AC;? But he doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t see it as esoteric or purely abstract. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s about kind of emotionally reaching out to an audience, and that is done through a translation of my own experiences,â&#x20AC;? Novak says. â&#x20AC;&#x153;I pull the context of the recording away and highlight the resonance that the place has for me and convey that to the audience.â&#x20AC;? A serendipitous meeting with gallery owner Ric Kasini Kadour

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lake, he admits heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not sure what itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s called or whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s on the other side. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Doing the recordings is very much about discovery,â&#x20AC;? he explains. He likes the unpredictability of the process: â&#x20AC;&#x153;You pick a point in time and space, but thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s no way of telling whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to happen past that point. So you hit â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;recordâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; and hope for the best.â&#x20AC;? ďż˝

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Festival also touts something new: an assistant artistic director, in the person of Allen Blustine. A longtime performer with the festival, Blustine will lend a hand to Artistic Director Melvin Kaplan . . . Burlington City Artsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; Main Street Median project, reported by Seven Days in the July 18 issue, has announced the winner of its design competition. Burlington-based landscape architecture firm H. Keith Wagner Partnership presented an imaginative solution to the weedy median strip by the University of Vermont, one that will literally light the way to the city. Stay tuned . . . PAMELA POLSTON

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Curses, Foiled Again Police easily identified Joel Zsebenazy as the person who stole a carton of cigarettes from a drug store in Buffalo, N.Y. Zsebenazy asked the clerk for the cigarettes, then handed her his driver’s license to prove his age. While the clerk was entering his birth date into the register, Zsebenazy grabbed the cigarettes and fled, overlooking that the clerk still had the driver’s license. • The owner of a Minneapolis restaurant called police after a couple ran out on a $410 bill. “I was thinking, ‘I hope to God I see these people again,’” owner Thom Pham said. Three hours later,

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by their sweethearts. Jilted troops, as well as their family members, wounded veterans and trainees, are entitled to as much as a 0.3 percentage point premium a year for proving they are no longer romantically attached, according to bank official Gil Yoon-jung, who explained soldiers can show letters or emails to a bank clerk to qualify.

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investigating reports of a suspicious-looking box attached to a tree near a hospital in Salem, Va., set up a safety perimeter around the area and blew up the device. They announced afterward that it was a

than reducing pollution, ethanol could make it worse, according to researcher Mark Jacobson of Stanford University. Reporting in Environmental Science & Technology, Jacobson found that ethanolburning cars emit fewer carcinogens such as benzene and butadiene, but they give off 20 times as much acetaldehyde as conventional fuels. Acetaldehyde reacts with sunlight to form ozone, a main ingredient of smog. “There are so many people barking pretty loud about biofuels,” Jacobson told New Scientist. “They’ve been pushing these things before the science is done.”

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Pham walked into another restaurant he owns and spotted the pair polishing off another expensive meal. When the couple tried to flee, Pham, a former judo instructor, chased Reginald Wilder, 43, into an alley, forced him to the ground and held him until police arrived. The other man, Lance Burrow, 20, who was dressed as a woman and wearing a wig, was arrested a half-block away. “I call it ‘instant karma,’” Pham said.

Wildfire Junior When malfunctioning brakes set fire to a hay-filled wagon being towed by a truck in Hart Township, Mich., the driver “panicked and just floor-boarded it to get to an open area,” fire Chief Ken Klotz told the Ludington Daily News. The burning wagon started numerous fires as the man traveled some 5 miles through the rural

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remote weather station, which a hospital employee had put in the tree and applied a putty-like substance around it to make it weatherproof.

English Lessons A Canadian counternarcotics official facing drug charges in Dubai expressed concern that he would be convicted and imprisoned because of poor translating at his trial. “For example,” Bert Tatham, 35, wrote in a letter published by the Ottawa Citizen, “my telling them about being exposed to drugs in my work . . . became ‘I used drugs in Afghanistan.’ My lack of any knowledge of having hashish . . . became, ‘I forgot I put it in my pocket.’” Dear-John Discount South Korea’s Nonghyup Bank began offering special interest rates to soldiers dumped

Titular Follies Mariela Mollinedo, a beauty pageant winner from Bolivia’s Aymara Indian community, was stripped of her title a few hours after the contest ended when the judges noticed her braids were fake. Contestants in the Miss Cholita Pacena pageant, which seeks to instill pride in indigenous women, have to wear their hair long and done up in two braids in traditional Aymara fashion, but the hair is supposed to be real, pageant organizer Walter Gomez told Reuters, explaining, “Having short hair means they don’t live

like Cholitas.” • Sajani Shakya, a 10-year-old girl who is one of Nepal’s top three “Kumaris,” or living goddesses, was stripped of her title because she traveled to the United States to promote a documentary about the centuries-old tradition. Selected from the ages of 2 through 4, Kumaris live in seclusion and are worshipped by both Hindus and Buddhists. The priests who took away her title said that traveling overseas rendered her “impure,” according to Isabel Whitaker, the director of the British documentary, “Living Goddess.” Two weeks later, however, religious authorities said the girl could retain her status by undergoing a “cleansing ceremony.”

Drinking-Class Heroes Almost all of the 185,000 gallons of alcohol seized from travelers trying to smuggle beer, wine and liquor into Sweden last year was turned into an alternative fuel used to power 1000 trucks and buses and a biogas train. “We used to just pour it down the drain,” customs official Ingrid Jerlebrink said, “but because of the increased volumes we had to look around for new solutions.” Spit Happens London’s bus drivers are being issued DNA kits so that police can trace passengers who spit on them. The “spit kits” are already supplied at all 275 subway stations. The Evening Standard reported the kits are the latest initiative against antisocial behavior on buses and coincide with the mayor’s introduction of free bus travel for youths under 16.

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link between increased immune-system activation and depression â&#x20AC;&#x201D; in other words, the cancer was seemingly driving the depression and not the other way around. Some experts, in fact, have suggested that for patients who arenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t naturally upbeat, trying to stay positive may itself be stressful, making them more vulnerable to their illness. On the whole, research shows little to no link between willpower and survival of life-threatening illness. A study published by the American Stroke Association in 2001 showed that while a sense of â&#x20AC;&#x153;helplessness/hopelessnessâ&#x20AC;? reduced the chance of survival, having a â&#x20AC;&#x153;fighting spiritâ&#x20AC;? made no significant difference. Similarly, a study of 204 Australian lung cancer patients showed zero link between positive outlook and survival. In light of such results itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s tempting to say that while a positive attitude wonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t help your chances, a negative attitude 1. might make them worse. However, even that modest #"55&3: 1"3, conclusion may be a reach. A British Medical Journal /P BMDPIPM PS HMBTT DPOUBJOFST BMMPXFE review of 10 studies of fighting spirit and 12 studies #63-*/(50/$*5:"354 $0. of helplessness/hopelessness found no correlation either way with cancer survival or recurrence. Whatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s more, individual studies purporting to show a link typically had methodological flaws or other problems. But letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s focus on the positive, shall we? While willpower may not have much impact on disease, it can get you past other rough patches. Take Aron 1 8/7/07 9:18:20 AM Ralston, who in 2003 famously amputated his own 2x5-BurlingtonCityArts080807.ind1 Ifb[dZ_Z Â&#x161; @k_Yo 9ekjkh[ Â&#x161; IkiWdW CedWYe Â&#x161; J^[eho Â&#x161; I[l[d \eh 7bb CWda_dZ Â&#x161; hand to escape a boulder that trapped him in a mountain-climbing accident â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d say that showed a positive correlation between the will to live and survival. Likewise, after his plane crashed in 1994, Peter DeLeo managed to walk 13 days to safety on a shattered ankle, with a collapsed lung, one eye, no food, but clearly an ample supply of guts. Finally, letâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s not overlook the story of Dougal and Lynn Robertson. While stranded at sea for 38 days with only small amounts of rainwater to drink, they gave brackish-water enemas to themselves and others on their life raft on the theory that their rectums would filter out the salt and absorb enough water to keep them alive. The book I found this story in (Surviving the Extremes: A Doctorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Journey to the Limits of Human Endurance by Kenneth Kamler, 2004) doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t make clear how important rectal desalination was to the Robertsonsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; survival. However, looking at the matter in context, Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d say thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a fine line between having an indomitable will to survive and being completely nuts. CECIL ADAMS

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hich one, Jernigan?” my customer asked. Like a model on “The Price Is Right,” he was holding up two variations on a pewter oil lamp. We were standing in the middle of Danforth Pewter on the Church Street Marketplace. The Danforth family, a plaque on the wall proclaimed, have been pewterers (yes, that’s the term) since the late 1700s. “What do you think, man?” he pressed. Andy had engaged me by the hour as a Burlington tour guide. As we traipsed around the downtown district, it became clear that the man was a shopaholic. Fortunately, he could well afford his habit. Besides, it’s not like he was fleecing widows or mainlining crack cocaine. So give the guy a break, right? “Gee, Andy,” I replied, “I dunno what to tell you. They’re both gorgeous pieces.” “You’re absolutely right,” he said and stepped over to the sales clerk at the register. Andy was short and stocky, with a clean-shaven cranium and carefully tended salt-and-pepper beard. “I’ll take both.

Andy seemed genuinely amazed at the things he’d done and places he’d been. Can ya ship them to me?” As we exited the store, a pretty girl ambled by in a summery mini-dress. Andy’s eyeballs bugged out of his head. “Lord have mercy,” he said. “I love ’em with the skinny legs. Never was a big breast guy.” His voracity, so publicly displayed, was startling and actually made me a little uncomfortable. This is one of those men, I thought, with big energy and a big appetite to match, reminiscent of a certain ex-president. I had learned on the ride into town from The Inn at Essex that Andy was a man of major accomplishments that literally spanned the world. Among other positions, he’d served as Arizona’s health commissioner and, before that, been director of the World Bank’s Calcutta Health Project. He spoke of how impressed he had been reading about the “barefoot doctor” movement in rural China; when he was in Calcutta, he managed to train 20,000 health workers to serve the desperately poor of India. He went on to do similar public-health work in the slums of Jamaica. For the last couple of years, he’d been working as the dean of a newly established Arizona dental school. As Andy spoke of his illustrious life, it didn’t strike me as braggadocio; he seemed genuinely amazed at the things he’d done and the places he’d been, and his sense of wonder was infectious. It got me thinking, Man, I could do more with my life. His lust for skinny-legged women and pricy tchotchkes had clearly not

impeded his career aspirations; it was all part of his oversized personality package. Strolling Church Street, I suggested hitting the farmers’ market, which was in full swing just around the corner. In addition to the fresh food in all its beckoning permutations, for the last few seasons the market has had a section for local artists and artisans. I wanted to introduce Andy to the popular Burlington artist dug Nap (that’s how he spells his name). I had a feeling he wouldn’t be able to resist dug’s whimsical2x5-NEFCU080807.indd 1 8/3/07 5:18:18 PM paintings. Spread the wealth, I figured. The two men met, they schmoozed, and, the next thing I knew, dug was taking down Andy’s vital info for shipment of an original piece. “You know,” Andy said, a touch of guilt slipping into his voice as he turned to me and confided sotto voce, “I give away 95 percent of what I buy.” After a quick drive around the waterfront, the hill section and university, it was time for my customer to get back to the inn. He needed time to prepare for the keynote speech he was delivering later that night. As we cruised along the Circ Highway, I asked him about presiding K? over the Arizona Health Department. “It was a blast,” he said. “There were 35,000 employees and a $2 billion budget.” Once again that sense of awe appeared, as if he were relating a fabulous dream. “But, you know, we all had fun. We fooled around in the office and laughed every day. I’m with your guys here in Vermont, you know, Ben and K\Xdj f] () g\fgc\ Zfdg\k\ kf glcc X i\Xc 9lic`e^kfe :`kp Jerry. What is it they say — if it’s not =`i\ KilZb lg k_\ :_liZ_ Jki\\k DXib\kgcXZ\% fun, why do it?” @e]f nnn%flki`^_kmk%fi^ fi ZXcc /')$/-,$0-.. nnn%flki`^_kmk%fi^ fi ZXcc fi ZXcc /')$/-,$0-.. fi ZXcc “I got to say, Andy, I’m impressed with your approach to life. You’re making huge 8cc gifZ\\[j Y\e\Ô k1 contributions left and right, but you seem jgfejfi\[ Yp1 to be having a terrific time on the jourmedia sponsor ney. How do you do it? What’s the SEVEN DAYS method to your madness?” »sevendaysvt.com “Thanks for that, man,” he said. “I don’t know. One thing might be my connection with Swami Satchidananda. I met 2x6-OutrightVT080807.indd 1 8/7/07 11:03:31 AM him in 1970 and studied with him for a few years.” “Oh, yeah,” I said. “I’ve heard of him. My sister studied yoga with the Swami in the ’60s in New York City. He was one of the first Indian spiritual teachers to come to the West.” “Yes, he taught many things. I still do the meditation and say my prayers every morning. It keeps me, I think, in touch with the important things in life, what really matters. And, as the Swami said, it’s all about serving others.” “Amen to that,” I called out gospelstyle to my seatmate. Andy broke into a wide smile. “Amen, brother,” came back his response. �

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urlington is almost 4000 miles from the French Riviera, but any summer night on the waterfront, you could almost mistake the Queen City for Cannes. It’s not surprising that boaters from STORY Québec migrate south every summer on MIKE the lake “discovered” by a Frenchman IVES — Samuel de Champlain. But 2007 is turning out to be a banner year for IMAGES Canadian tourists, according to the seaMATTHEW sonal employees and business owners THORSEN who cater to and benefit from it. Although there are no official stats on the numbers of French-speaking tourists visiting the city, in-the-know locals say waterfront patrons are coming in droves from the province of Québec. Vermont’s Department of Tourism confirms that the state is among the top-10 destinations for Canadians. In 2005 alone, the department reports Canadians spent $234.9 million in Vermont — roughly the same figure projected for Vermont’s 2008 sales tax revenues. Last week, Seven Days hit the docks to witness this tourist boom firsthand and to pose a few questions. Why are so many Canadians coming to town? What do they do here besides eat and drink? And how do their spending patterns affect the local economy? On a late-July Saturday night on the waterfront, the pleasure-seekers are out in force. Just beyond the Leahy ECHO Center, high-heeled tourists congregate for a cruise on The Spirit of Ethan Allen. On an elevated porch above the boathouse, young girls groove to a parade of tired dance hits such as “Macarena” and “Funkytown.” Down below, the boathouse dock portal is flooded with FrenchCanadian couples trying to reserve tables at Splash, the adjacent restaurant.

From his boat parked at a nearby dock, Pierre Tremblay wants none of that scène. As the boathouse speakers pump out more top-40 maladies, his wife Luce Morin and their friend Lynn Courval open a bottle of wine on the deck of their 20-plus-foot motorboat, Captaine Haddock. With its white leather seats, the cruiser looks like the perfect setting for an offshore corporate scandal. But closer inspection reveals the cockpit is littered with playthings, snorkels and sandals. The clutter belongs to Courval’s son Erik, 8, and the boy’s friends Anthony and Emilie Tremblay, 9 and 4, respectively. The kids are playing below in the cabin. A shaggy dog named Milou waits on the docks for his young playmates to emerge. “You’re very lucky to speak with them,” Courval says of her friends, welcoming a reporter onto the boat. “They love Burlington.” She’s sitting on a leather cushion wearing a brown T-shirt with glitter letters spelling “Tommy” — as in Hilfiger. Her English is better than her friends’, she explains, sitting in as an informal interpreter. For the first few minutes of conversation, Morin smiles and nods. It just so happens both women are on vacation from their respective jobs at American corporations: Hallmark and Reebok. That could explain why their vibe is both familiar and vaguely exotic. Despite her excellent English, for example, Courval’s voice strikes a seductive French note. Her companion’s jean shortshorts and bleached-blond hair contrast with her wine glass — think Superbowl halftime show meets Moulin Rouge. Morin’s husband Pierre may not speak the best English, but language bar-

riers don’t stop him from sounding off. A chemical engineer from just outside Montréal, he sits regally in the vessel’s captain’s chair. Like the women, this guy is unusually attractive — perfectly tanned, he has jet-black hair with silver streaks. When answering questions, Pierre gestures broadly with one hand while swilling wine with the other. “I observe that here, everything is organized for the visitor,” he begins. “Montréal is also like that, but when we’re on vacation [with] kids who are turbulent, we want to feel that we are welcome.” Tremblay and company have been coming to Burlington regularly for years, usually for a week at a time. Why? Aside from the lake views, Btown offers killer amenities. “I think everything is accessible for the tourists,” Morin affirms, adding that her family typically goes downtown to either shop or dine. Their favorite restaurant, Tremblay says, is the “Chantí” — French-Canadian for the nearby Shanty on the Shore restaurant. Oddly enough, these visitors also appear to be enchanted with the city’s unremarkable transportation infrastructure. Morin says her family likes to go for rides on the Champlain Valley Flyer, a train that runs four times a day between Burlington and Shelburne in the summer. Pierre adds that he enjoys the “bicycle highway” — known to locals as the waterfront bike path — and the buses that cruise up the hill to Church Street. “It’s a good idea to have a bus with climatization,” he adds, searching for the word for “air conditioning.” The College Street Shuttle isn’t the only thing going uphill in Burlington. When Tremblay and his family started

coming here five years ago, he got 65 American cents for his dollar. Now he gets 96. Translation? Canadian money goes a lot further in Vermont than it used to. That could explain why Shanty owner and waterfront magnate Al Gobeille — who spoke to Seven Days by cellphone from his motorboat — says the number of Canadian diners at his place seems high this year. Gobeille and his wife Kim also own Breakwater Café & Grill and the Burlington Bay Market and Café. They have no way of knowing how many of their customers are Canadian because credit card transactions — today’s payment method of choice — don’t reveal country of origin. Still, there are more subtle ways to gauge the impact of the highly touted Canadian dollar. Gobeille notes, for one, that he sells more Muscadet — a French white wine that pairs well with seafood — during peak boating season. He says some Canadian clients ask for gravy fries, or “poutine,” a Québec specialty. The Shanty doesn’t carry it — yet. If the waterfront keeps moving in this direction, “we’re going to all be doing it,” Gobeille predicts with a chuckle. “We’re going to be a southern county of Montréal. We are a sale to them.” How much does the exchange rate play into a Vermont vacation? Back on the deck of the Captaine Haddock, Courval scoffs and says the new rate “doesn’t matter.” Besides, she adds, tourist price-gouging happens no matter how sweet the currency deal. “Things that go for a dollar in Montréal here are like five dollars,” she quips. “A real rip-off, eh?” As if to substantiate her claim, the


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children burst out of the sleeping compartment in bathing suits, clutching all manner of cheap trinkets. Tremblay’s kids and their friend Erik Courval plop down on the bench beside her and dump a bag of candy onto the floor. “What do you like about Burlington?” she asks them. “Swimming!” says Erik the spokesman. “Shopping!” adds Anthony. Young Emilie looks on apprehensively. Then the boys dive into the water off the boat’s rear, and she frolics with the dog. If these Canadian tourists have any complaints about Burlington, they’re minimal, and sometimes a bit silly. Courval gripes, for instance, that her car — she drove down to meet her friends — has been towed twice in the last two days. Pierre Tremblay suggests the Champlain Valley Flyer should be “15 or 20 minutes longer.” More importantly, he wishes the Burlington Bay Market and Café still sold beer. “It’s a problem for me,” jokes the visitor. (When questioned about the booze shortage, Gobeille says it’s a complicated licensing dilemma that can’t be helped. He still serves beer for in-house consumption.) With or without take-out Coronas, Tremblay and his sun-soaked entourage appear to be greatly impressed with Burlington and the local folk they’ve met along the way. Last year, Morin recalls, they arrived in Shelburne on the Flyer without realizing that there was no public transit to take them to Shelburne Farms. Fortunately, a librarian gave them a lift. “The city people are all friendly,” she reflects, polishing off her wine. “They’re used to talking with visitors.” At lunchtime on Monday afternoon, the waterfront is still hopping. Over by Breakwater Café and Grill, marina manager Kirk Polhemus chats with a dockworker as a tanker pumps gasoline into one massive, concrete storage tank. Stocky and mustachioed,

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Polhemus is a stark contrast to the Canadian tourists aboard the plush Captaine Haddock. Nevertheless, he knows Canadian tourists well, in part because he’s been dealing with them for a good while — since 1976, to be exact. Even while chatting with a reporter, Polhemus keeps busy. Every few minutes, a sporty Canadian in a Zodiac dingy sidles up to the dock for a fill-up or service request. Each time, he greets the new visitor as if he or she were royalty. “Très bon, monsieur,” he says deferentially at one point, hoisting a boater up onto the planks. Once the tourist is out of range, Polhemus loosens up. “I try to learn some French, and it makes ’em happy,” he confides with a knowing smirk. Sure, he continues, there are occasional language barriers with visitors from Québec City. But in the end, “You just listen to ’em and take your time, and it’s amazing how you can figure out what they need.” Like Gobeille and Josh Rooney, the general manager of Breakwater, Polhemus confirms that Canadian business is booming. He reports, for instance, selling roughly four times more gas these days than he did just a few weeks ago. On rainy days, the waterfront regularly turns away about 70 or 80 boats. >> 27A 3x8-CVExpo071807.indd 1

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Grace A reporter relates his “date” with Vermont phenom Grace Potter

Notes story by Dan Bolles images by Adrien Broom

“Grace Potter? Holy crap!” It’s a phrase that has probably been uttered hundreds of times in the Green Mountains over the past three years. Potter’s ascent from college dropout to festival favorite to national starlet has been well documented: Hardly a soul in her home state hasn’t heard of the Waitsfield-born songstress. But it’s still startling to hear those words from a star-struck stranger at the Dunkin’ Donuts Newport Folk Festival while Potter and her band, the Nocturnals, regale an eager crowd with an impromptu acoustic set. And his reaction indicates just how far they’ve come. Potter, 24, has been written about ad nauseam, especially locally. So why

drive 300 miles to cover the familiar ground of her musical success? Well, for one reason, I’ve got a date. The idea for this story was to go for a night on the town with Potter and explore her status as Vermont’s reigning — perhaps only — sex symbol. Eager as a teenager before the prom, I gussied myself up, even getting a haircut prior to the big night. The idea of dating a budding celebrity seemed too good to be true. Visions of wild celebrity parties, bouts with paparazzi and general glitz and glamour danced through my head as I made the journey from Burlington to Newport. But, as I would soon find out, you can take the girl out of Vermont, but you can’t take Vermont out of the girl.

I arrive in the stately seaside town of Newport, Rhode Island, with roughly an hour to traverse the crowded downtown and find the historic Fort Adams State Park. The site has long been home to the legendary stage where Joan Baez was discovered and Bob Dylan went electric. This weekend, it’s where a sultry brunette from Vermont is staking her claim to rock stardom. The plan is to rendezvous with Grace Potter and the Nocturnals following their early-afternoon set on the Main Stage — but even with an hour to get there, it’s going to be tight. Traffic is backed up from the fort to the Claiborne Pell Bridge. Plus, my A/C crapped out in Boston, and the air is close and soupy. An hour and a half later, I finally pass through the front gates of the festival and hear the familiar strains of the band’s new single, “Ah Mary,” booming over the loudspeakers. Apparently, there was a slight delay in the start time, so I haven’t missed much. Which is great, as it’s never good to keep a woman waiting. I turn the corner to find an undulating sea of people. Several thousand folks of all ages, shapes and colors sit enraptured by GPN’s performance. A small but enthusiastic throng clogs up the middle of the grounds, gyrating as the band rips through an uncharacteristically raucous set. Having seen Grace & Co. at various venues in Vermont, I’m genuinely surprised at how rock-heavy their new material is. The crown jewel is an unreleased song, “If I Were From Paris.” Nearly half the crowd is pumping their fists and nodding their heads by the time Scott Tournet, 30, tears through a Jack White-esque guitar solo. I’m struck by the number of people who seem to know the words, even though the tune won’t appear on an album until the second pressing of the band’s Hollywood Records debut, This Is Somewhere.

Closing their set with “Nothing But the Water,” the title track of their first, non-label album, the band gathers around Matt Burr’s drum set midway through. Burr, 27, keeps the beat before exploding into a fiery solo; the rest of the band rejoins him for a raging finale. The crowd erupts into a lengthy ovation as the band leaves the stage. Glowing, Potter addresses the crowd: “Thanks, guys! It’s been a blast. Stick around. We’ve got The North Mississippi Allstars, The Allman Brothers and, uh . . . some other bands! Thanks!” Exiting stage right, she stumbles over a monitor and falls out of view. As she collects herself, she runs into one of the “other” bands, the John Butler Trio, waiting to take the stage. They are not amused. My cellphone rings as the disgruntled acoustic-jam threesome grinds through a problematic sound check. It’s Burr who informs me that Grace needs an hour or so to collect herself before re-emerging — Burr and Potter, who took a red-eye flight from Boulder, didn’t arrive in Newport until 9 a.m. and are exhausted. We make plans to meet up afterward, and I hang up just as the dreadlocked Butler introduces his band to the crowd. “Hello, Newport! We’re the John Butler Trio and we’re all about peace and love,” he shouts. “Are you with us?” I’m not, but a healthy percentage of the crowd responds with hoots and hollers. I decide to wait out the interim in the beer tent, as bouncy jam-pop fills the air. Folk fest, eh? One hour, two Coronas and $14 later, my phone rings again. I’m told to convene with the band at the Gibson Guitar Tent, a small side stage and Gibson guitar museum, away from the commotion of the main stage. Finally, my date awaits! I approach the stage and adjoining black trailer that houses the museum and notice a middle-aged singer-songwriter sitting forlornly behind a microphone stand, his guitar — a Gibson, of course — resting on his lap. A jostling crowd has gathered in front of the trail-

er. I can make out the soft strums of acoustic guitars and a soulful female voice wafting over the knot of folks blocking the entrance, their necks craned and their cellphone cameras at the ready. This must be the place. I wander around to a side door, where I see a lanky guy in tight black jeans and a wide-brimmed hat clutching a plush doll. Matt Burr strides toward me, goofily grinning from ear to ear, oddly reminding me of both The Black Crowes’ Chris Robinson and Paul Pfieffer from “The Wonder Years.” “Hey, Dan!” he exclaims, holding the doll out to me. “It’s great to see you.” As he moves closer, I recognize the fuzzy thing as

From inside the trailer, the circus at the far end of the tent is even more remarkable. Now I can make out faces whose expressions waver between gawking adoration and straining concentration, as their owners try to keep their footing on the inclined ramp. Back off, jackals, she’s mine. The band eventually decides to take the act outside, and the crowd reforms around the tent. The amateur paparazzi jockey for position. In a matter of minutes, the crowd swells from roughly 20 to about 200. I imagine there must have been several more “Grace Potter? Holy crap!” moments in between. GPN alternates between originals and covers, the intimate set-

stage, and we chat briefly before she’s whisked away again for more meet-and-greets. Damn!

I spend the next hour or so with Burr, strolling the festival grounds with Animal by our side. We talk about life on the road (wild and exhausting), upand-coming bands in Burlington (Farm) and the origins of the whiskey-smuggling Muppet. “He’s my idol, my inspiration,” Burr reveals. “I saw this incredible duet with Animal and Buddy Rich when I was a kid and said, ‘I wanna be that guy.’” Pointing at the doll, he clarifies, “Not Buddy Rich. Him.” I nod sympathetically. We walk past a couple of elderly

From a distance, I can finally see her. She’s radiant, she’s stunning, she’s . . . with the entire band. And her parents. Animal from “The Muppet Show.” “Here, have some,” he says, still offering it. I’m puzzled until he reaches into Animal’s nether regions and produces a bottle of Woodford’s Reserve. “We’re not really supposed to have this,” he informs me as I take a swig, “but it’s a happy day.” I wipe my mouth with my forearm and return the bottle to Animal’s posterior as Burr ushers me into the trailer. There I get my first glimpse of Grace. She’s seated with Tournet and bassist Bryan Dondero, 29 — each with sterling Gibson guitars — who are playing the opening chords to the Allman Brothers classic “Come and Go Blues.”

ting lending itself to an easy backand-forth between Potter and the crowd. She chides the inevitable “Freebird” guy, and relates that, while touring, she and the band often use empty Dunkin’ Donuts cups in lieu of rest stops. The latter statement prompts tour manager Jen Crowell, 24, to hide her face in her hands and shake her head. “No filter,” she laments. At the set’s conclusion, Potter is inundated with autograph seekers and photographers. It’s a lengthy, chaotic experience, but throughout, her magnetic smile never falters. Though she’s clearly tired, she cheerfully obliges every request. I manage to accompany her back-

women who remark, “Nice puppet.” We both chuckle and swig a bit more of Animal’s illicit cargo. Burr and I are wandering toward the VIP tent, discussing GPN’s remarkable growth, when we’re interrupted by thunderous applause: The Allman Brothers are taking the stage. I’ve never been a huge fan of their Southern-rock stylings myself, but the diversity of the crowd suggests their still-wide appeal. It’s an intriguing blend of concert-T-shirt-wearing professional types, aging bikers and youngish hippies. We watch for a while, and then — just as I’m beginning to wonder if my date has been forgotten — we get the call. I pop a

breath mint, run a hand through my hair, and sprint with Burr toward the backstage area. We blow past the security guards, through a jumble of aging Allman groupies, and back to the Press Tent. From a distance, I can finally see her. She’s radiant, she’s stunning, she’s . . . with the entire band. And her parents. Resigned, I reach for my voice recorder and notepad and prepare for an interview, brushing past the corsage hidden in my bag.

“Nobody turns down the joint except for Grace,” Tournet is explaining as we enter the tent. “Grace goes fetal when she’s high.” From her perch on the plush white couch to my left, Grace nods in agreement, shrugging her shoulders. The band is taking turns telling the story of how they were invited onto The Red-Headed Stranger’s tour bus at this year’s South By Southwest Festival. “We didn’t realize that everyone gets invited onto Willie’s bus. We thought we were special,” says Grace, prefacing the story. “. . . so, like, high-school stoned,” Tournet continues. “But then, it was Willie Nelson’s weed. So, out of nowhere, Willie reaches round and, without looking, flicks on the stereo and is, like, ‘Check out this new CD I’ve been working on,’” Tournet recalls with a smile. “It was his reggae album, but at the time, we thought it sounded great.” Dondero tries to interrupt: “So, I can barely see, my eyes are so closed.” Potter cuts him off. “Dude, you can’t tell the real part; you were barely conscious.” “So, here’s what I remember,” says Dondero, undeterred. “I’m standing there and, right when Willie turned up the music, I

remember looking at Scott and we just both had this kind of ominous recognition.” Tournet laughs, and Dondero continues, “So, we’re listening, and it’s like, This sounds cool, this sounds really good. But then I start to feel this really weird sensation, like the blood draining from my face. And I’m starting to sway.” He puts his hands up and begins to mimic himself swaying on the bus. “All of a sudden it’s like, bam! I go headfirst, right into this pole that’s in the center of this crazy bus. I grab the pole before I completely fall over, and all I remember is, just as I look up, I see Willie’s face and him being like, ‘Whoa, man. Are you all right?’” The entire band and I are laughing loudly at this point, causing quite a stir in our little corner of the Press Tent. As people begin looking in our direction, Dondero goes on: “I’m like, ‘Yeah, Willie, I’m all right.’ And then, boom! I did it again. It was terrible.” The obnoxious Vermont delegation erupts in hysterics at this point, including Peggy and Sparky Potter — Mom and Dad. They’ve been sitting just outside the circle, looking on in fawning approval, even as Grace discusses her first experience with psychedelic drugs and lecherous music-biz honchos. The conversation soon drifts to GPN’s recent appearance on “The Tonight Show with Jay Leno” — who, according to Grace, “has the most beautiful blue eyes.” Adds Tournet, “I wanted to hate him, but he was so nice and accommodating. But the thing with Leno is that he wears the same thing every day. He wears the Canadian Tuxedo. I shit you not. Denim shirt, denim jeans. Every day.” “Claire Danes was nice,” adds Potter. “Very skinny and kind of cold, but nice.” >> 30A


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there, and I’m really having fun getting back into that side of myself. I mean, on ‘Leno’ I was wearing a fuckin’ sparkly piece of underwear,” she goes on. “It was so much fun. I feel like myself.” If there’s a fear of hometown backlash, Potter doesn’t let on. “I think people’s perception of me has always been a wholesome one. You know, well covered up. A jeans-and-cowboy-boots kind of girl. But I’m getting more comfortable getting back to my roots,” she says. We talk about the new disc’s first single, “Ah Mary,” which is Potter’s first political song, a condemnation of American foreign policy. “Everybody is asking me about that song and whether I’m a lesbian,” she exclaims, exasperated. “They’re like, ‘So, who’s Mary? Is she your girlfriend, or your girlfriend?’ I’m like, ‘Listen to the fucking song again, idiot.’” She eases up, adding, “It’s cool, though. In the context of the song, it’s either about a girl and I’m a lesbian, or I’m a terrorist,”

“I didn’t do a shoot, they just took a photo.” She was obviously not favorably impressed by the experience. “And then they fucking made my lips a completely different color, and they made my skin look green. It was really weird,” she says, visibly bewildered. “I guess green skin is hot, according to Glamour magazine.” The photo was also used by the music mag Harp, which gave The Nocturnals the No Doubt treatment, cropping the band from the original photo. “I hate it,” laments Potter. “The whole band was supposed to be in the photo, but I guess that’s how it goes in Gwen Stefani Land.” A hint of bitterness has entered her voice. But then she rebounds, saying, “Honestly, I don’t think the guys really mind not being in Glamour.” It’s no secret that sex sells in the world of major-label rock music. Though some may shy away from that fact, Potter seems genuinely to embrace it, giggling when I mention the term “sex symbol.” “I think the thing that people don’t know about me, being from Vermont, is that I’m a total glamour-puss,” she says. “It’s a side of me that’s always been

she laughs. “Either way, it works.” From there, the conversation gradually devolves into topics that are, for lack of a better phrase, off the record. All the while, Potter’s parents look on as if we’re discussing her performance in a middle-school production of Annie. It’s striking to me, though not to anyone else here; the group’s openness and honesty about who they are and what they do is refreshing, even touching. We discuss an ongoing feud with electro-jam outfit The Disco Biscuits and a skirmish with John Mayer that may or may not develop. The band name-drops and dishes dirt on a slew of other bands, referring to them in Nocturnals code-speak. GGBB = Good Guys, Bad Band. BGGB = Bad Guys, Good Band, and so forth. The group begins to dissolve after a brief photo shoot — in which unspeakable acts are committed with Animal, much to Burr’s feigned chagrin. Dondero leaves at the behest of his girlfriend, Burlington singer-songwriter Aya Inoue, 24. Potter and Burr return to the stage area to double-check that all their

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ermontâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Northeast Kingdom, by its very name, would seem a perfect setting for stories of lost treasure, beautiful royalty and dashing scoundrels. Irasburg author Howard Frank Mosher happily obliges with On Kingdom Mountain, which, like his previous eight novels, is set somewhere in the remote reaches of the Kingdom, this time in 1930. The whole feel of the novel is that of a childrenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s fairy tale; the storybook-sounding narrator even suggests that arising on Kingdom Mountain is like â&#x20AC;&#x153;waking up in a tale by the Brothers Grimm.â&#x20AC;? Miss Jane Hubbell Kinneson, the Mountainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s sole denizen, is our â&#x20AC;&#x153;Duchessâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a nickname bestowed on her by the half-admiring, half-cowed townspeople of Kingdom Common, located at its base. (Kingdom Commonâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s residents are called, appropriately, Commoners.) A retired school marm just turning 50, the Duchess seems to be everywhere at once, running

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the townâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s combined library-bookstore (called the Athenaeum), giving historical lectures, projecting weekly silent films, carving award-winning sculptures from wood, and running her farm like itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s 1880, not 1930, with two oxen named Ethan and General Ira Allen. The novel finds Miss Jane mired in a dispute with her cousin Eben, the town lawyer and developer, who hopes to bring jobs to this backwater by cutting a road over the mountain to Canada. But Jane will not have it: Her motherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s mother was a Memphremagog Abenaki, and her Scottish father pledged to defend the mountain on behalf of its original inhabitants.

Jane is a bit like a certain real-life unmarried, heir-less, small-town doyenne â&#x20AC;&#x201D; the elusive Jane Forbes Clark of Cooperstown, New York. Clark is currently defending that hamlet from the encroachments of development, albeit with ancestral money rather than blood heritage. In On Kingdom Mountain, we get to know Mosherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Miss Jane about as well as we know her counterpart â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that is, not so much. The author is not strong on character development of the psychological kind; all through the book Jane remains the domineering but thoughtful, tireless, independent and beautiful Duchess of her first appearance. This being a modern adult fairy tale, though, Jane can both put up her own pickles and portage her hundred-pound Adirondack guide boat, which she built herself â&#x20AC;&#x153;with an ax and a North Woods crooked knife.â&#x20AC;? And she can take on a lover. Janeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dapper, fortysomething admirer, Henry Satterfield of Texas, enters the picture by crashing his yellow biplane at her feet on her 50th birthday in the middle of a March storm. The aviator confirms that he has landed on the same Kingdom Mountain about which his grandfather once told him a riddle â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but topples over from a concussion before he can recite it. The riddle concerns the location of $100,000 in gold pieces stolen from the Kingdom Common bank during the Civil War. The novelâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s prologue summarizes what is known of this incident, in which two Confederate soldiers carried off the loot. Henryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s grandfather may or may not have been one of them â&#x20AC;&#x201D; just as Henry himself may or may not be Courteous Clyde, the famed Depression-era bank robber. In any case, the gold was never found, and Henry wants it. Jane may be able to lead him to the moneyâ&#x20AC;&#x201D; which, it is rumored, was buried on her mountain. As if that werenâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t enough, thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the small issue of Henryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Creole heritage â&#x20AC;&#x201D; another reason mixed-race Jane doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t hesitate to take in the Southerner. Race seems like an incidental detail in this narrative, gratuitously carried over from Mosherâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Stranger in the Kingdom â&#x20AC;&#x201D; but perhaps the author was thinking it never hurts to remind us that Vermonters are awfully white. Over the course of the novel, Jane comes to think of the hidden money as her own, even though she insists repeatedly that, had her grandfather found the â&#x20AC;&#x153;taintedâ&#x20AC;? treasure, he would have returned it to the bank. This turn never seems quite justified, but it does help add conflict to the lovebirdsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; relationship, which generally lags. Between these two converging plot lines â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Janeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s quest to defend Kingdom Mountain and Henryâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s to find the treasure â&#x20AC;&#x201D; what happens is a lot of explication, via dialogue between Jane and Henry. They discuss the kinds of wildlife living on the Mountain (some of them unique


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to its microclimate), the activities small towns engage in (community efforts to restore brooks, harvest festivals and the like), and the kinds of people who fill Vermont’s towns during the Depression (itinerant mural painters, designated berrypickers, traveling circus performers). Mosher’s interest in this era is evident, and he creates a historically accurate ghost town high up on Kingdom Mountain whose inhabitants had, by 1920, abandoned their hardscrabble farms for the Midwest or moved down into town. (Jane used to teach in this town’s now-empty schoolhouse.) Despite these efforts at realism, Mosher’s Depression-era Vermont looks like nothing less than a Grant Wood painting, imbued with a deep-green, agrarian timelessness. Those WPA photographs of Vermont’s failing farms, taken in the 1930s, were most likely not part of his otherwise extensive research. But Mosher’s penchant for timelessness is also strategic, allowing him to point to issues that continue to affect Vermont. The composite-sounding Kingdom Mountain, spanning the border

Mosher’s penchant for timelessness is also strategic, allowing him to point to issues that continue to affect Vermont. near Jay Peak, is a tract of wooded wilderness threatened by development — an issue that defined the recent protracted battle over enlarging the Green Mountain National Forest. And the mountain’s “owner” — Jane — claims it was never part of the U.S. or Canada, much less Vermont. Secession, anyone? In a syntactically awkward touch, Mosher also makes “On Kingdom Mountain” the name Miss Jane has given to a room in her house that contains her wood-carved figures. Here she retreats to talk through crises with her “people”: lifesized representations of her ancestors whose names read like a list of New England keywords — Uncle Pilgrim, Grandfather Quaker Meeting, Great-grandfather Freethinker. Jane’s attempt to maintain her link to the past is much like Mosher’s own method of preserving a region’s history: Gather representations of its looming figures around you, mythical or no, as a bulwark against change. Wisely, Mosher does not deny that change is inevitable. But his message is clear: The more we appreciate — which is to say, aggrandize — the heritage of this remote corner of the state, the better chances we have of preserving it. �

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n the rogues’ gallery of history’s charlatans, religious hypocrites have made irresistible targets for wagging tongues and acid pens. Pharisees varied their vices over the centuries. During the Renaissance, STORY not-so-celibate popes sired “nephews” to ELISABETH succeed them on the papal throne. Just CREAN last year, a prominent evangelical minister in Colorado preached against homoTartuffe, sexuality while getting meth and “masdirected by Ethan T. Bowen, sages” from a gay male prostitute. Seventeenth-century French playproduced by Lost Nation wright Molière gleefully skewered the Theater. City Seven Deadly Sinning that abounded in Hall Auditorium, the aristocratic and upper bourgeois cirMontpelier, cles orbiting the sumptuous court of his August 9-19, patron, Louis XIV. Church leaders took Thursdays at 7 p.m., part in the decadence, and a debate raged Fridays and over how their corruption and cupidity Saturdays conflicted with Catholicism’s professed at 8 p.m., values. Molière’s acerbic and insightful Sunday, comedy Tartuffe takes aim at holy men August 12 at 7 p.m. who loudly proclaim piety and asceticism and Sunday, while secretly indulging baser instincts. August 19 His timeless understanding of human at 2 p.m. folly, brilliantly rendered in snappy dia$20-25. logue, makes the play as fresh and funny today as it was in 1669. Lost Nation’s terrific current production of Tartuffe reveled in the rhythms of Molière’s language as well as its kneeslapping comic joys. Director Ethan T. Bowen used Pulitzer Prize-winning poet Richard Wilbur’s definitive and delight-

Tartuffe by forcing his daughter Marianne to marry him, despite her pre-existing engagement to Valère. The teen lovers are heartbroken. Marianne’s mercurial brother Damis and her outspoken maid Dorine argue vociferously,

Lost Nation’s production of Tartuffe reveled in the rhythms of Molière’s language as well as its knee-slapping comic joys. ful verse translation, which makes Molière’s couplets feel like natural — albeit eloquent and witty — conversation. Bowen smartly accentuated the regularity of the poetry’s meter by using symmetry as the key to his directorial design. The set was laid out on-center, and the actors were often arrayed symmetrically on stage. This framed the action in a visually pleasing way while containing some of the ebullient cast’s tendencies toward farcical excess. As the play opens, almost everyone is on to the titular faux holy man’s game, except the man who matters most: midlife-crisis-addled Orgon, who’s master of the house if not of his own wits. Orgon has taken Tartuffe into his home, rescuing the supposed noble fallen on hard times and coming under his spell of extreme religious selfdenial. Orgon begins denying things to himself and his family while lavishing gifts on Tartuffe. Meanwhile, the monk works on getting the prize he most desires: having his way with Orgon’s sexy young wife, Elmire. The protestations of Orgon’s family only strengthen his resolve to show them he’s the boss. He won’t listen to his sage brother-in-law Cléante, who points out, “Those whose hearts are truly pure and lowly / Don’t make a flashy show of being holy.” Orgon decides to cement his relationship with

and fruitlessly, against the match. Orgon doesn’t even believe Elmire when she tells him Tartuffe tried to seduce her. Can she finally undo the phony by orchestrating a second seduction attempt, so that Orgon overhears Tartuffe’s sophistry? The holy man’s twisted logic of lust is priceless: “Some joys, it’s true, are wrong in Heaven’s eyes / Yet Heaven is not averse to compromise . . . And any wrongful act you care to mention / May be redeemed by purity of intention.” One wonders how many times less lyrical versions of these lines have rolled off the tongues of reallife bogus Bible-thumpers. For Lost Nation’s production, director Bowen seemed to be trying to highlight the play’s perennial relevance by evoking different time periods in the visual elements. Jenny Fulton’s pretty set dripped with Art Deco details — stylized Neoclassical furniture and design flourishes, tied together by a swanky cream, gold and pale-green color scheme. Kate Jansyn Thaw’s costumes careened up and down the fashion timeline. Elmire’s elegant black-and-silver gown fit the Deco décor, as did Orgon’s considerably more casual pale-blue, double-breasted suit. The trendy trio of teens, however, looked like they walked out of Old Navy without checking a mirror. Cléante’s tweed jacket said, “Off to the Yale Club for a G&T.” Tartuffe’s cream suit, while

exquisitely tailored, seemed the stylistic product of a Conan O’Brien “If They Mated” segment — between Nehru and Don Johnson. And, after all the modern mishmash, the final character appeared in full 17th-century regalia: bewigged, masked, in buckled shoes and breeches! The overall effect of the clothing hodgepodge was disconcerting and, at times, distracting. The acting, however, rose to a higher and much more consistent standard. Dialogue in verse is demanding. In Tartuffe, every line is part of a rhyming couplet, every syllable integral to the poetic meter. The slightest stumble sticks out. The actors had clearly embraced the linguistic challenge with zest, and were nearly letter-perfect by last Saturday’s matinee. The star was Abby Paige, as the impertinent Dorine. The button-pushing, manipulative maid sasses her boss while sticking up for her vulnerable young charge, Marianne. Paige drew on a hilarious range of facial expressions and physical gestures to underscore Dorine’s flippant digs, which she tossed off with ease and relish. Her jaw jutted, eyes flashed, lips pursed and twisted — and she jabbed her feather duster like a lethal weapon. Alicia Rodis, as Elmire, and G. Richard Ames, as her brother Cléante, also inhabited Molière’s words with a great sense of naturalism. Both spoke the poetry conversationally, while retaining its metrical grace — not an easy feat. Ames was particularly successful in his long tirades to Orgon about Tartuffe, sounding convincingly like a passionate brother-in-law trying to protect his family, not a versifying actor. Rodis carried off an even trickier task: wrestling with the slick, smarmy Tartuffe verbally and physically. She conveyed the comedy without resorting to slapstick silliness. The rest of the cast ventured a little further into farce. It was highly entertaining, but perhaps not entirely true to the play’s main comic thrust — illustrating the well-deserved comeuppance of a cad. As Tartuffe, Dan Renkin channeled

Nathan Lane — flexibly expressive, funny and physical, but mugging for the cheap seats just a tad much. Peter Husovsky captured Orgon’s frustration, exasperation and frequent outbursts of red-faced choler. His interpretation amused, but the forceful striding and gesticulating felt somewhat two-dimensional. Over-the-top characterizations worked well, however, for the secondary roles. The teen trio delighted with their tabloidworthy immaturity and hotheaded antics. Jodie Pfau made Marianne into a Nicole Richie waif with kohl-rimmed saucer eyes, perpetually pleading and pouty. Pfau’s charming aura of helplessness showed how Marianne inspires the adolescent machismo of those trying to save her. Steve Svec portrayed the reckless brinksmanship of her brother Damis with edgy gusto. Michael Peterson conjured the bipolar lunacy of her lover Valère with goofy enthusiasm. Stylization worked well in the minor roles, too. Both Tim Tavcar and Hiroko Sawaki had a pair of small parts. Tavcar painted the Bailiff ’s unctuousness and the Police Officer’s pomposity with aplomb. Sawaki conveyed the servant’s balance of self-importance and humility in her mostly mute roles. Only Lisa Jablow, in the larger part of Orgon’s mother, Madame Pernelle, failed to inhabit her character effectively. Molière’s language seemed not to roll off her tongue. It drove home the point so often illustrated by mediocre productions of Shakespeare: When it comes to dialogue written in verse, merely reciting the lines fails to convey the meaning. An actor can pronounce every word, and the audience can still have no idea what is being said. But this exception just underscored the phenomenal achievement of the rest of the cast, which was giving wing to Molière’s glorious language. His nearly 350-year-old comedies are amazingly modern and side-splittingly funny. As with all haute cuisine, the preparation and presentation take considerable skill. And at Lost Nation, chef Bowen and company served up a tasty Tartuffe. m


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IRISH UP There’s only so much space made available to Peter Freyne each week, and the relatively few Vermonters who are sufficiently familiar with the north of Ireland might not be enough to warrant a lengthy essay in a column typically addressed to Vermont politics. Nonetheless, Peter’s interview with David Trimble [“Inside Track,” July 25] was immensely disappointing. An introductory section preceding an interview is always needed so as to orient the reader, but Peter used up far more space than was needed and devoted far more of it to talking about himself than his subject. In the published interview itself, Peter asked only two questions reaching Ireland and then got an answer to only one of them. For a writer who usually is careful to research his material, is attentive to details, and who is not easily intimidated, the Trimble column was not a representative offering. From conversations I’ve had with Peter over several years, I know he’s more knowledgeable than this column would suggest. Perhaps that is what is most troublesome. Have you joined the West Brits, Peter? David Trimble is not someone deserving of any degree of admiration. He got his start in politics as a member of the Ulster Vanguard movement, which gave

political cover to loyalist terror gangs. He is a longtime member of the Orange Order, which insists on parading through Catholic neighborhoods every year, wreaking havoc as they go. In 1996, he shook hands with Billy “King Rat” Wright, who reportedly murdered as many as 200 people for the unpardonable sin of being Catholic. Despite being officially their representative in Parliament, he steadfastly refused to meet with his Catholic constituents who resided in the Garvaghy Road neighborhood. In 1997, he and Ian Paisley danced a jig together as the Orange Order paraded down Garvaghy Road, illuminated by the flames roaring from 17 Catholic homes. Although a participant in the talks that culminated in 1998’s Good Friday Agreement, he spent three years resisting peace talks getting underway and, once the Agreement was made, personally obstructed its implementation for several more years until he was voted out of Parliament, the job being then taken over by Ian Paisley, widely regarded as “Dr. No.” I expect that we’ll see Peter back in his usual stride next week, giving us the inside track on the comings and goings of Vermont politics. That’ll be good. But he was slacking this week. Graydon Wilson BURLINGTON

Wilson chairs the Green Mountain Unit of Irish Northern Aid. EMPTY INSIDE? Wow, sounds like somebody needs a hug. It’s too bad that someone with the brains and obvious food skills of Alice Leavitt [“GuiltFree Food,” July 25] can’t see the obvious and important reasons to eat more locally. Or at least acknowledge that people making a serious effort to simultaneously improve their diet, the economic conditions of local farmers and food producers and the

food security of the region are important (we will just skip over carbon reduction, fuel use, life cycle analysis and responsible human being issues). I suspected that a lot of this diatribe was engineered to elicit a response, so I couldn’t even get that worked up. But I will say of the many comments that are “smack you in the face, cry for the horror student, er, I mean honor student . . .” type, the comment about eating the tortured animals first was the one most obviously crying for attention (in the form of letters such as this, I suspect). While I enjoyed her writing style, most of this piece had little information worth thinking twice about. I wonder at the motivation for pieces like this in Seven Days. Not enough letters to print, maybe, or just lacking editorial talent? Buzz Ferver WORCESTER

QUEER QUESTIONS I felt the need to respond to Lee J. Kahrs’ article, [“Bar None,” July 18], which was about the gay and lesbian community in Vermont based on Pride this past July 8 . . . Another voice is definitely needed here. I am from New York City and moved here to B-town eight and a half years ago. Prior to moving here I worked at a gay and lesbian card and gift shop for four and a half years, which opened its doors to the G&L community in 1994, the same month as the Gay Games New York. I mention this because I have seen the assimilation of the gay and lesbian community forefront and outright. . . . When I came out, I felt like I was part of something, something that not many people in the straight world would understand and that was OK. I was able to meet and rub shoulders with many leaders in the gay and lesbian communities, and they were all

instrumental to me in accepting myself. I met people from ACT-UP, the Gay Men’s S&M Association, the Lambda Legal Defense, the Anti-Violence Project and so many other organizations. Then came the late ’90s, and something happened: There was seemingly more acceptance of those who were gay and lesbian in many different communities around the world, allowing many queer folks to turn towards conservatism and mainstream themselves. Urvashi Vaid wrote about this in her 1994 book, Virtual Equality: The Mainstreaming of Gay and Lesbian Liberation. This was in 1994 that she stated that the G&L liberation movement was co-opted by conservatives and this would change the community in a negative way in the future. She called it! Where the G&L communities were more sex-positive and more attuned to creating trends, now gays and lesbians follow trends set by straight culture. The gay and lesbian liberation movement was birthed on the coattails of the civil-rights and hippie movements. From these it took the values of nonconformity and separation — two things that were frowned upon by mainstream society. We now have a community that wants a nuclear family instead. We are the Wills and Jacks — of TV’s “Will and Grace” — pathetically searching for companionship and then thriving on societal acceptance by giving way to straight ideals or . . . we are the Fab 5’s (“Queer Eye for the Straight Guy”) outrageous, attention-starved drama queens. There isn’t any in between . . . Where the Pride rainbow flag stood for diversity in the community, we show less diversity today. I see the problem as not being just one for the gay and lesbian community but for society as a whole. In my opinion, the G&L

community was somewhat better off when it was ostracized and unwelcomed because it made everyone in it more socially and politically active. Elliott Matos BURLINGTON

UNFUNNY COMIC “Herb and Rose.” Is it really necessary? I remember a month or two ago, there was a strip relating to the let-down of the “SpiderMan” movie. I thought, perhaps we’re turning a corner. Perhaps “Herb and Rose” will escape their endlessly self-referential schtick and actually get around to making an interesting, even funny, comic. Unfortunately, it was a blip. And this week [“Herb and Rose,” July 25] it’s a rerun. A boring rerun. I understand “Dykes to Watch Out For” is only every other week, but honestly, blank space would be less irritating than this visual exercise in omphaloskepsis. Solvei Blue COLCHESTER

NICE DAYSIE PICK! I was at my favorite local lunch spot — runner-up New World Tortilla in Essex Junction — when I spotted your front cover [Seven Days, August 1]. I totally spaced that the Daysie awards were coming out — and I forgot to vote . . . will mark my calendar for next year — but thrilled to see a quasi-naked Rusty (great photo!) and read all about the terrific establishments that won this year’s awards. Hey, Rusty, if I can borrow my friend and fellow comedian Cindy Pierce’s line, you can “ring my doorbell” anytime. And thank goodness Bernie didn’t win this category. Keep up the great work! Jen Batchelder WILLISTON

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W EXHIBIT “Live Earth”: a group exhibit of paintings and sculptures. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe. Through September 9.

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hen the owners of Stowe’s West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park asked a group of artists to respond to the broad theme of “the relationship of humans to the environment,” they risked ending up with an awkward show. But thanks to the strength of its “stable,” the exhibition entitled “Live Earth” is, aptly, alive with natural aesthetic diversity. Its 21 participants neither slavishly pandered to nor totally disregarded the theme in the more than 80 pieces on display. Many fresh works by some of Vermont’s most substantial and best-known artists appear. Sally Linder’s previous projects, such as “The Ark of Hope” and “Remembering the Primates,” are enough to earn her the designation of artist/activist. Her nonobjective paintings in this exhibition, however, represent a departure from her sometimespreachy narrative content. These exquisitely executed canvasses seem primarily concerned with expressing an absolute joy of creation, making Linder’s abstract acrylics both powerful and refreshingly playful. The 26-by-30-inch “Cartwheeling in the Meadows of Wildflowers” contains an energetic flurry of varied lines, and patches of majestic hues dance between translucent and opaque veils of color. Though the painting’s overall field is golden orange and yellow, passages of lilac, sapphire and cerulean blue add both structure and zest to the composition.

While Linder cartwheels, Janet Fredericks has immersed herself “in the being and conscience of water,” as her artist’s statement reveals. Her main interest of late has been the New Haven River, near her home in Lincoln. A roughly 36-by-40-inch riparian abstraction with the diary-like title “8/15/06 17:20” is described in patches of blue and burnt-orange acrylic glazes, through which flow eddies and ripples of black-andwhite drawing media. Fredericks composed the image on a slight diagonal and enriched the surface of this recent work with a wax varnish — obliquely referencing the stream’s surface. Other mature abstractionists in the show include Galen Cheney and Helen Shulman. Cheney’s “Ghost Spring” is as ethereal as Fredericks’ paintings are fluid. Her vertically oriented 43-by-36-inch oil is a rhythmically textured fugue of yellows and whites, punctuated by red palette-knife slashes and pirouettes. Turquoise clouds float among the reds, with the pale hues settled more deeply into the picture plane. Shulman locates hints of geometric structure in her similarly scaled oil, “Finding What I Wasn’t Looking For.” Planes of creamy white, umber and sienna are illusionistically folded, like vaguely rendered sheets of origami paper, into soft-edged triangles and quadrilateral shapes.

While abstract paintings dominate the indoor part of the show, it also offers representational works — such as Aline Ordman’s simple, direct Vermont scenes and the studied realism of Susan Hoffman’s mallard duck — along with a wide range of other paintings, constructions, monoprints and pedestal sculptures. Several of the 34 pieces on view in the spacious sculpture park were installed specifically for this show. Among them is a subtle masterpiece by gallery co-owner Chris Curtis. “Spring Cascade Fountain” is an ovoid-shaped found stone about 47 inches long and 18 inches high, with a cool spring gently erupting from its center. The water flows across the granite through what appears to be a rusted channel eroded over thousands of years. Patches of lichen cling to the rock, and ripples of sunlight weave in and out of the spring’s patterns. But of course this is a carefully crafted illusion. Curtis expertly polished the groove that serves as the water’s channel, located over a naturally occurring, reddish rind in the rock, and altered the overall shape to further enhance our impression of the fountain’s organic development. The French painter Pierre Bonnard (1867-1947) once stated, “Art will never be able to exist without nature.” In practice, though, we humans tend to reverse the first and last words of that sentence. m


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:: champlain valley KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Acrylic paintings. Art On Main, Bristol, www.kimforney.com. Through August. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;MODERN TIMES: MIDDLEBURY COLLECTS THE TWENTIETH CENTURYâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: A comprehensive survey of modern art in all media from the permanent collection. Middlebury Museum of Art, 443-3169. Through August 12. PAEDRA BRAMHALL: "Paedra Xposed," ink paintings reflecting life in the community of transgendered individuals, and a "Floating False Ceiling" installation by the Vermont artist. Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon, 247-0125. Through August 26. BROOKE BURGEE: "Solo Show," colorful, sculptural paintings created with palette knives rather than brushes. Bar Antidote, Vergennes, 877-2555. Through August 12. SARAH WESSON & MERYL GOLDFARB: "From Where I Stand," paintings and fused-glass decorative dishes, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through August 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;CHINESE BLUE-AND-WHITE PORCELAINS OF THE MING AND QING DYNASTIESâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Originating in the 14th century, this collection includes prized pieces made for the imperial court. Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 9.

:: central PAUL GRUHLER: "Innerlines," paintings. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-5422. August 13 - September 28. ADRIA CIAMPAGLIA: Photographs by the local artist. Vermont Chocolatiers, Northfield, www.ver montchocolatiers.com. Through August 25. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PAINT THE GALLERY REDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Flamboyant red artworks pay homage to the hot days of summer, Main Gallery; SPA TEACHERS' SHOW: Mixed-media works, Second Floor Gallery; and PRINTMAKING STUDIO SHOW: A variety of work produced by printmakers at SPA. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. August 14 - September 22. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;WOMEN TO WATCH: FOUR VERMONT PHOTOGRAPHERSâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Finalists for the National Museum of Women in the Arts photography show, Bethany Bond, Lynne Jaeger Weinstein, Luciana Frigerio and Tarrah Krajnak & Wilka Roig. Big

Picture Theater, Waitsfield, 4964706. Through September 3. HANNAH BEAN: "This and That," bright acrylic paintings. Langdon Street CafĂŠ, Montpelier, 279-5942. Through August 25. MATTHEW MANNING: "Mattchoos Gone Again," mixed media and photography. The Green Bean Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@yahoo. com. Through August. BIG RED BARN ART SHOW: A group show of local artists, in conjunction with the Vermont Festival of the Arts. Lareau Farm, Waitsfield, 496-5560. Through September 3. GREG MAMCZAK: Recent acrylic paintings. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through August. SANDRA HELLER BISSEX: "Rhythms in Collage," innovative brushwork, photography and collage works. Governor's Office, Pavilion Building, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through September 28. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;THE WORKING HANDâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Sculpture by CSSC founder B. Amore. Carving Studio and Sculpture Center, West Rutland, 438-2097. Through September 2. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;PIGMENT, PAPER AND WOODâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Photographs by Annie Tiberio Cameron, paintings by Bob Eddy and furniture by Dan Pritchard. Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7289878. Through August 26. LAWRENCE FANE: "Form Follows Fantasy," sculpture and drawings inspired by the Renaissance artistengineer Mariano Taccola. Big Town Gallery, Rochester, 767-9670. Through August 26. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;LAND ON PAPERâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;: An exhibition of landscape prints by studio members. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, White River Junction, 2955901. Through August. KATIE LOESEL: Works on paper depicting place and journey. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through September 15. â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;FINISH THIS!â&#x20AC;&#x2122;: Gallery owner and artist Gaal Shepherd began a painting and then sent a copy to 31 other artists around the world to complete. The myriad results appear in this group show. Cooler Gallery, White River Junction, 2958008. Through August. CHRISTINE CAMBREA & ROBERT HITZIG: "Double Vision," solo and collaborative sculpture and drawing by artists who use the grain patterns of wood as their inspiration. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through August 19.

:: northern ERNIE HAAS: Contemporary and historic Lake Champlain maritime scenes by the Vermont artist. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through August. MONTHLY FEATURED ARTISTS: Works by members Natalie LaRocque Bouchard, Melissa Haberman, Beth McAdams and Maggie Young. Artist in Residence Co-operative Gallery, Enosburg Falls, 933-6403. Through August. PETER MILES: Selected fine paintings and sculptures. Also, weeky shows of customized and classic cars. Whitewater Gallery, East Hardwick, 563-2037. Through August. LARRY GOLDEN: Portraits of the Athenaeum from different perspectives and at different times of day.


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Upstairs Gallery, Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 748-8291. Through September 3. ‘NEW VISTAS’: Landscape paintings by Susan Abbott, Diana Horowitz, Marjorie Portnow, Joseph Salerno and Gail Salzman. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through September 16. ‘SCULPTURE IN THE GARDEN’: Fantasies in metal by Bruce Hathaway, Piper Strong, Kathryn Lipke Vigesaa and Rebecca Aviva Schwarz. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through October. GAYLEEN AIKEN: A selection of twoand three-dimensional works created over 50 years by the late Vermont folk artist. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through August 30. ‘LIVE EARTH’: A group exhibit of 21 artists expressing the relationship of humans to the environment through paintings and sculptures. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through September 9. ROBERT F. AIKEN, ELIZABETH ALLEN & PETER A. MILLER: "Quintessential Vermont," landscape paintings by the local artists. Vermont Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-9653. Through August. TAMARACK GROUP SHOW: Prints, paintings, drawings and sculptures by more than 40 area artists. Tamarack Gallery, Craftsbury, 5868078. Through September 3. JULIE RUTH, SAM THURSTON & LAURI ZARIN: "From the Ordinary to the Extraordinary," landscape and figurative paintings and sculptures. The Painted Caravan Gallery, Johnson, 635-7837. Through August 16. ‘LAND AND LIGHT’: A juried exhibition of 50 landscape artists from around New England. Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100. Through October 21. CRAIG MOONEY: "Sacred Places: Landscapes Evoking Vermont's Beauty," new semi-abstract oil paintings. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, Stowe, 253-1818. Through August. ‘THE TRAVELING ARTIST’: Artists Paton Miller, Jerald Swope, Ethan Hubbard, Judith Stone, Simon Parkes and Susan Abbott exhibit works about, or inspired by, travels around the globe; also, artists' illustrated travel journals by Cacky Peltz, Janet Fredericks and Nona Estrin; and MICHAEL FLOMAN: Works in collaboration with nature, including photograms, large-format photos and images from handmade negatives. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 2538358. Through August 25.

:: southern ‘MODERN REVERIES’: An exhibit of American painting and mainstream realism, 1920-1960. Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Through October 7. ‘GREEN MOUNTAIN TREASURES’: Selected paintings from the private collections of past and present SVAC trustees, through September 23; and 'MODERN REVERIES': American painting and mainstream realism, 1920-1960, through October 7. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405.

:: regional ‘TRADITION & CHANGE: IMAGES ON PAPER FROM MILLET TO BASKIN’: Works by more than 80 artists reflecting Western art history 1850-1975. Plattsburgh State Art Museum, 518564-2474. Through September 16. WENDA GU: "The Green House," a massive, site-specific sculpture created from more than 430 pounds of hair collected from members of the college and greater Upper Valley community, through October 28; and

'RETRANSLATION AND REWRITING TANG DYNASTY POETRY': An exhibition of the avant-garde Chinese artist's works on paper, through September 9; MAGDELENE ODUNDO: "Resonance and Inspiration," recent ceramic vessels and drawings, through October 14; and 'AMERICAN ART AT DARTMOUTH: HIGHLIGHTS FROM THE HOOD': More than 160 works presenting a comprehensive overview of the permanent collection in fine art

and artifacts, through December 9. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 603-646-2808. ‘AMERICAN STREAMLINED DESIGN’: More than 180 objects from the home, workshop, sports and leisure that illustrate a sleek style from the 1930s, through October 28; and EMILY CARR: "New Perspectives," some 200 artworks and objects by the late Canadian artist, through September 23; and 'COMMUNICATING VESSELS': New technologies

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playing the electronic field

Cinema Slump Played any good movies lately? In what has become a summer rite of passage in the games business, publishers flood the market with titles tied to flicks that Hollywood hopes will turn into box-office gold. Movie executives have figured out that no matter how poor the plot and flat the acting, with enough explosions you can fill a theater with popcorn munchers. However, video-game suits haven’t come to grips with the corollary. It’s almost impossible to make a good game from a bad movie. A recent crop of flicks seem to prove the point. Transformers, Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer and Pirates of the Caribbean: At World’s End didn’t manage to do much more than solicit a collective sigh from moviegoers. Metacritic.com, a website that conveniently averages scores from whichever review sites it can get its hands on, dishes out a score of 60 out of 100 for the robot movie, 45 for the superheroes and a flat 50 for the pirates. Fans rate the movies a little higher, but not much. And how did the movie-based games fare? Within a few points, games scored about the same as their respective films. Only “Pirates” did a little better, earning a score of 58 compared with the film’s 50. In fairness, each of these games has its charms. But saddled to a film property, none of them really invents anything new. Each game labors through a film-related plotline and strings together conventional action-adventure gameplay that’s as generic as the movies themselves. In “Transformers,” for example, you’ll have fun transforming from a giant robot into a Camaro. But unless you are 9 years old, the move gets dull after about the third time. What happens when game developers get their hands on a good movie? While Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix didn’t exactly tear up the charts, it pulled down a respectable 71 on Metacritic, and its

“Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer” $43.99 Nintendo DS, Wii, PS2, PS3, Xbox 360 T for Teen

game was close with a 68. Ratatouille, on the other hand, stands out as a potential anomaly, with an almost perfect Metacritic score and an only OK game rating. Why the gap? Game critics who are more likely to stay up all night playing “Halo” than changing diapers miss the fact that, while the movie appeals to all ages, the “Ratatouille” game was built just for kids. Watching children enjoying the game makes it clear that the PlayStation easily keeps up with the cineplex for this animated fare. For years, gamers have assumed that bad games were the natural outcome of any movie license. It may be tough to make a great game from something as constrained as a movie property. But it’s not impossible. Last year, when EA decided to make a game out of The Godfather, Francis Ford Coppola threw a fit. Gamers, by contrast, greeted the game with general enthusiasm. In the future, smart gamers should hold off complaining about a new movie-based game until they’ve

SUDOKU By Linda Thistle

flipped through their local newspaper and checked out the film scores. Who’s It For: Movie games are for movie fans. More and more, that means kids. If you think your average 7- to 12-year-old will like a movie, then you can pretty much count on a game to offer the same level of entertainment. If You Like This, Try That: Enjoy games based on movies? Try some movies based on games. Tomb Raider broke the long-standing curse of game-based movies, while “Resident Evil” has established a solid run as both a game franchise and a movie series.

Place a number in the empty boxes in such a way that each row across, each column down and each 9-box square contains all of the numbers one to nine.

Difficulty this week: HH H = Moderate HH = Challenging HHH = Hoo, boy!

Best Part: Getting to play your favorite characters from a film does have its charms, even if most adults find it often wears off quickly.

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n what some political observers are calling an ominous sign for his cash-starved White House bid, Republican presidential hopeful Sen. John McCain, R-Ariz., today posted his campaign bus, The Straight Talk Express, on the Internet auction site eBay. Mr. McCain’s denied that the move stemmed from money problems, stressing instead that he had decided to sell the bus so that it would no longer provide fodder for sarcastic headlines such as “Wheels Come Off Straight Talk Express” or “Straight Talk Express: Out of Gas?” “The Straight Talk Express was giving headline writers too much to work with,” Sen. McCain told reporters. “They won’t be able to do that anymore, now that I’m getting around from town to town on a Segway.” Davis Logsdon, dean of the journalism school at the University of Minnesota, said that the number of sarcastic headlines riffing on the name of Mr. McCain’s campaign had swelled to as many as 7000 in the last two weeks alone. “Every morning, newspapers were running headlines like ‘Straight Talk Express Runs into a Ditch’ or ‘Straight Talk Express Has a Flat Tire,’” Professor Logsdon said. “There was even one that said ‘Straight Talk

Express Low on Windshield Wiper Fluid,’ whatever that means.” But even as Mr. McCain swapped his campaign bus for a Segway scooter, there were signs that his efforts to avoid sarcastic headlines about his mode of transportation had not been successful, as the Toledo Blade ran a story entitled, “McCain Campaign: Segway to Defeat?”

Every morning, newspapers were running headlines like “Straight Talk Express Runs into a Ditch” or “Straight Talk Express Has a Flat Tire.” Prof. Logsdon Elsewhere, President Bush said that his successful colonoscopy was “proof that invasions work.”

Award-winning humorist, television personality and film actor Andy Borowitz is author of the new book The Republican Playbook. To find out more about Andy Borowitz and read his past columns, visit www.borowitzreport.com

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free will astrology RE AL august 09-15

ARIES (March 21-April 19): “The face is the

most erotic part of the body,” says fashion designer Vivienne Westwood. Try out that perspective for a while, Aries. Your assignment in the coming week is to enjoy getting excited by faces that captivate your imagination. This isn’t just about pure physical beauty, of course. You should also be alert to the titillating wisdom and arousing compassion that are revealed in their features . . . as well as the ripples of inscrutable emotions and the flows of secret knowings.

TAURUS

(April 20-May 20): Lately, it’s as if you’ve been riding a roller coaster on which you’re forbidden to scream. It’s as if you’ve been trying to suppress your laughter as you watch a series of the funniest stand-up comedians on the planet. It’s like you’ve been ordered to sit stiffly in a chair and keep your feet motionless while your favorite band plays the dance music you love best. I hope you won’t put up with this predicament any longer, Taurus. Either scream, laugh, and dance, or else escape any situation that’s keeping you clamped down.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): “I do not wish to

hear about the moon from someone who has not been there,” wrote 19th century wit Mark Twain. That’s an extreme statement of how important it is to formulate conclusions based on first-hand knowledge rather than on hearsay and random opinions. In the coming weeks, this principle will be even more crucial to your mental health than it usually is. In my astrological opinion, you need to significantly increase the proportion of information you acquire through your direct perceptions, as well as from people who’ve had intimate contact with the things you’re curious about.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): “Dear Rob:

Do you have any tips on dealing with fear that paralyzes you? Like say I need to tell a certain someone how I really feel. My heart keeps telling me to do it. My mind keeps telling me to do it. But my fear makes me put it off again and again. And I don’t have much time before the window of

opportunity closes. Please help! I don’t want to miss out! - Cowardly Cancerian.” Dear Soon-To-BeCourageous Cancerian: In accordance with cosmic rhythms, which are conspiring to assist you in summoning hidden reserves of chutzpah, I hereby assign you to actually do the thing you fear at one of these times: Friday, August 10 between 7 and 9 pm; Saturday, August 11 between noon and 2; Sunday, August 12 between 3:30 and 6 pm; or Monday, August 13 between 6 and 8 pm.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I predict you will dream

about at least three of the following things in the coming week: a flying carpet, a genie’s lamp, the food of the gods, a wizard’s wand, healing ointment, a silver chalice, and enchanted mud. “So what?” you might be saying. “What do dreams, no matter how fun they might be, have to do with my pursuit of happiness in the cold, cruel world of my waking life?” And I say unto you, Leo, that these dreams will mysteriously transform your psyche in such a way that you’ll be able to accomplish magic that may have seemed impossible before.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Why fight for rights that are already yours, Virgo? Why sacrifice yourself for the benefit of people who wouldn’t fully appreciate your gifts? And why are you even thinking about dividing when you should be multiplying? Any of these acts would be a crime against yourself. So listen up: You just have to hold out a little longer. If you can avoid running up a big karmic debt in the next few days, if you can refrain from hurting yourself in a misguided attempt to fix situations that can’t be fixed, you’ll be home free. Soon the whole cast of monsters, demons, and goons will pack up their inane torture devices and go trundling back to the hells where they came from.

LIbRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): When you see a shooting star, you’re usually looking at a piece of cosmic debris that’s 30 to 60 miles away and no bigger than a grain of rice. As it streaks through the atmosphere, the compression of air in front of it creates a shock wave, generating enough heat

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “Dear Rob: In the

past few weeks, life has been opening me up over and over again, as if I were a rose that couldn’t stop blooming. Every perception hits me with a soothing bolt of clarity. Every conversation is gracefully sculpted, as if composed by a higher power. I’m listening and actually hearing what people really mean. I feel accountable for each word that comes out of my mouth. It’s amazing. Do you have any tips for keeping this state going on forever? I’m afraid I’ll slip back into a duller, more self-absorbed state. - Scorpio On Fire.” Dear Scorpio: Don’t cling. Don’t be grasping or anxious. Instead, do what is potentially every Scorpio’s specialty: Die and be reborn every day. Again and again, kill off the magic that’s working so well and artfully resurrect it in a transformed version.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): In Infinite Jest, novelist David Foster Wallace imagines what life will be like in the future. One big change is that the years will no longer be known by numbers. The naming rights will have been sold to corporate sponsors. What might have been 2013 and 2014, for instance, will be the Year of Dairy Products from the American Heartland and the Year of the Depend Adult Undergarment. I thought it might be fun to borrow that idea for your horoscope, especially in light of the fact that imminent events may play a big role in defining the main themes of 2007. Will this turn out to be your Year of Fertility Rites in the Wild Frontier? Or maybe the Year of Your Inner Animal’s Intelligence Upgrade? Or the Year of Your Fantastic Voyage to the Cosmic Lost and Found? We’ll soon find out.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Certain religions whose names I won’t mention have given prayer a bad name. It has come to be associated with sentimentality, desperation, delusion, greed and wishful thinking. But I prefer to define prayer as an intention to align your emotions and thoughts with the highest possible good. Can you give that definition a whirl? I hope so. It’s Big Wild Prayer Week, a time when you will have an extraordinary ability to get in sync with almost unimaginably catalytic currents of cosmic beauty and truth.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “Desire is

not an occupation,” croons the lead singer of the industrial rock band KMFDM. But I beg to differ, at least as far as you’re concerned. For the immediate future, it would definitely not be totally crazy for you to play hooky from your job and stop doing all the busy work you usually do so that you could fully devote yourself to exploring the riddles of your deepest longings. I’m not just talking about the yearning for love and sex, but every single one of your bone-aching, abyss-tempting, realitycrunching hungers.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): I’d like to see

you permanently lose at least 50 percent of your chronic aggravation. And I have an idea about how you might do that. Choose a day when you’ve got the leisure time to spend one intense half hour cursing about everything that annoys, frustrates, and upsets you. For those 30 minutes, you’ll allow yourself to unleash tremendous ferocity as you commune with visions of your outrage. Giving yourself that permission—so my theory goes— would drain the backlog of vexation you’ve been carrying around. If you do it right, your spirit will be purged of the sour heaviness of background rage for at least eight weeks, probably longer.

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The Bourne Ultimatum HHHH

G BOURNE TO BE WILD Damon turns in another watchable performance as the amnesiac agent in the trilogy’s final installment.

race Slick said something rather pithy, I thought, in this month’s issue of Interview. When asked by editor Ingrid Sischy what irked her most about the notion of growing old and dying, she replied, “It pisses you off that you’re going to miss the soap opera . . . what’s going on with the planet.” That sentiment came to mind as I watched the satisfying final installment in the Bourne trilogy. I meditated on how shrewdly the Cold War novels of the late Robert Ludlum have been updated to reflect the present state of world affairs — and how riveted a political junkie like the author would have been by the crazy chapters this administration has added to the national story over the last few years. Back in Ludlum’s day, of course, the U.S. was one of two superpowers, and there wasn’t a whole lot of

Hot Rod HH

I CRASH FEST DUMMY Andy Samberg and his “SNL” buddies have a high old time falling off things in this comedy.

s there a crisis in American masculinity? The lineup of trailers before a recent showing of Hot Rod suggests so. In Drillbit Taylor, due next March, some geeky teens hire Owen Wilson — that notorious tough guy — to protect them from a bully. In Mr. Woodcock, coming in September, a successful self-help writer starts acting like a whiny kid when he finds out his mom is marrying the gym teacher who tormented him in high school. Then there’s Hot Rod itself. Our hero, the titular Rod (Andy Samberg), is a twentysomething who makes Wayne and Garth of Wayne’s World look like seasoned men of the world. He lives with his folks and isn’t employed, except for kinda-sorta being a stuntman — a job for which he has neither training nor talent but plenty of zeal. His deceased dad really was a professional daredevil, and Rod periodically fondles an old photo of Pop standing beside Evel Knievel. Having grown up without a proper father figure, Rod is obsessed with proving his cajones: He wears a fake mustache and makes frequent, ill-fated attempts to beat up his military-man stepfather (the fine British character actor Ian McShane). In some of the movie’s funniest and most plausible scenes — which isn’t saying much — Samberg and McShane go at each other with any household objects on hand. But it’s no use — as his stepdad diplomatically puts it, Rod “sucks at being a man.” Hot Rod has some comic talent behind it. Director Akiva Schaffer, Samberg and Jorma Taccone — who plays Rod’s stepbrother — have been producing digi-

question in the civilized world about who was the good guy. Americans didn’t know much about the inner workings of their government’s shadowy intelligence agencies, merely that the shadow they cast was long and the cause they served was just. This was Marlboro Country, and ignorance was bliss. Today we’re older, wiser and a hell of a lot more cynical. Which is why Jason Bourne has edged out James Bond as the thinking person’s secret agent of choice. What a dead-on metaphor he’s become for a military-industrial killing machine that has lost its way. In The Bourne Ultimatum, we arrive at the culminating moment when the amnesiac operative’s identity is revealed to him. In a development that’s at least as significant, witnesses remind him how and why he came to be ensnared in the whole nasty, labyrinthine spy business in the first place. But first we do what we have loved doing from the start. We watch Bourne outsmart, outdrive, and outfight everything the planet’s last standing superpower can throw at him. Ten years ago, who would have guessed the most enthralling undercover agent of our time would be brought to life by Matt Damon, a boy-next-door type who appeared destined to play the lead role in The Ron Howard Story — should such an unlikely biopic ever be greenlighted? A lot of actors prepare for parts by internalizing complex back-stories for their characters. Damon enjoyed no such advantage with the role of Jason Bourne, yet he stands as one of the coolest, most compelling creations in recent action cinema. Under the deft direction of Paul (The Bourne Supremacy, United 93) Greengrass, Damon turns in another wildly watchable performance. Early on, his character discovers that a British journalist (Paddy Considine) has stumbled on his story and begun pub-

tal videos since 2001, calling themselves The Lonely Island. Recently, they were hired by “Saturday Night Live” and gave the ailing show a shot of youth and YouTube notoriety with the viral clips “Lazy Sunday” and “Dick in a Box.” But their style doesn’t transfer well to feature length in this movie scripted by “South Park” writer Pam Brady. Samberg is so closely associated with Generation Y that he seems adrift in this retro story, which takes place in the present but plays like an extended parody of ’80s movies. Every other scene is a slo-mo training

lishing pieces about him. Shades of Valerie Plame? Figuring the journalist’s source must be someone capable of answering questions about his past, Bourne tracks the reporter down, only to realize the two of them are being tracked in turn by an ultra-secret new branch of the CIA. This offshoot has a license to kill and an imperious director (David Strathairn) who doesn’t mind using it — even against civilians and the agency’s own. Ostensibly, the function of Operation Blackbriar is to deal brutally and behind closed doors with anyone anywhere who’s considered a potential threat to national security. The techniques it employs are straight out of the Bush-Cheney playbook — rendition, unlawful detainment, torture. The black op’s primary mission, however, seems to be protecting the secret of its own existence. That and trying to kill Jason Bourne certainly are the two things on which it appears to expend most of its time and resources. The twists, the chases and especially the fight scenes are classic Bourne. Sure, it’s highly choreographed, cleverly edited hooey, but the lightning-fast martial-arts sequences in these films have always impressed me as the most liquid since the glory days of Steven Seagal. Of the summer’s numerous threequels, this is far and away the most successful at blending political comment with good old-fashioned globetrotting, gunblasting thrills. And the answer the superagent’s been chasing for the past half-decade? Considering its placement at the close of a summer blockbuster, it is surprising in both its moral complexity and its suitability as an allegory for the road this country has gone down over roughly the same period. Jason Bourne, after all, is hardly the only American to have found himself in a tough spot lately because powerful people lied and misled him there. RICK KISONAK

montage or a riff on some other convention of those cheesy flicks where An Underdog Has a Dream, from Footloose to The Karate Kid to Flashdance. Meanwhile, though, nerdy little bro Kevin (the hilariously deadpan Taccone) is making digital vids of Rod’s pratfalls and posting them on the Internet. You’d think that, inhabiting the camera-happy 21st century, Rod might have a smidgen more self-awareness. You also might think that, in a world where “Jackass” can exist and spawn two hit features, he would see where his true talent lies: in doing stupid, dangerous crap. By giving their hero Evel Knievel as a role model rather than Johnny Knoxville, the filmmakers take the easy way out, satirizing a dead genre rather than a current one. Likewise, there’s a bit mocking the squareness of AM radio that sounds like it was scripted in 1989. Given all these creaky devices — plus Isla Fisher as an underwritten love interest — it’s fortunate Lonely Island comes through with some bits of absurdist comedy. They’d work a lot better as disconnected clips on YouTube, which is probably where they’ll end up. With his dimples and goofy grin, Samberg is so puppy-doggish he makes you wish a director would adopt him and put him in a smarter movie. As for Rod, it’s lucky for him he lives in such a gentle, outdated universe — because in ours, a kid heedless of death and desperate to prove his manhood might look mighty good to unscrupulous army recruiters trying to make quota. MARGOT HARRISON


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BRATZ: THE MOVIE� Nathalia Ramos, Janel Parrish, Logan Browning and Skyler Shaye star in this live-action feature based on the popular line of multi-ethnic teen dolls. Directed by Sean McNamara. (110 min, PG. Majestic) HAIRSPRAY��� It’s been a long, strange trip for John Waters’ 1988 teen saga. First it was a movie. Then it was turned into a Tony-winning Broadway production. Now it’s back on the big screen, but with John Travolta in the role of an overweight Baltimore mom. Who could have guessed the director of Pink Flamingos would go on to enjoy such mainstream success? Also starring Christopher Walken, Queen Latifah and Michelle Pfeiffer. Directed by Adam Shankman. (115 min, PG. Big Picture, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset) HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHOENIX��� Everybody’s favorite teen wizards return to Hogwarts for another year of reading, writing and bat-

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With Abigail Breslin and Patricia Clarkson. (105 min, PG. Big Picture, Majestic, Palace) ONCE���� Former Frames bassist John Carney directs this Irish musical about the romance struck up between a street musician and a young Czech pianist. Starring Glen Hansard and Marketa Irglova. (88 min, R. Palace, Savoy) PAPRIKA���� In this psychedelic anime for adults, from Japanese director Satoshi Kon, a therapist uses a machine to enter patientsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; dreams and confront their traumas. With the voices of Megumi Hayashibara, Toru Furuya and Akio Otsuka. (90 min, R. Palace) RATATOUILLE����� Brad Garrett, Ian Holm and Peter Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;Toole are among the voice cast in writer-director Brad (The Incredibles) Birdâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s animated comedy about an aspiring Parisian chef forced to fight for his right to flambe simply because he happens to be a rodent. (111 min, G. Majestic, Palace, Sunset) SICKO���� Michael Mooreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s latest documentary takes the pulse of the nationâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ailing health-care and insurance systems. (123 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Roxy) SUNSHINE���1/2 Director Danny (28 Days Later) Boyle makes his sci-fi debut with this saga in which eight men and women journey into deep space on a mission to save the dying sun. Cillian Murphy and Chris Evans star. (108 min, R. Roxy) THE BOURNE ULTIMATUM���1/2 Matt Damon reprises the role of amnesiac agent Jason Bourne in the seriesâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; purportedly final installment, which continues his international search for the key to his identity. With Julia Stiles, Joan Allen and David Strathairn. Paul (United 93) Greengrass directs. (111 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) THE SIMPSONS MOVIE���� The first family of Vermont makes the leap to the big screen with this animated feature from director David Silverman. The voice cast includes regulars Dan Castellaneta, Julie Kavner, Harry Shearer and Hank Azaria. (85 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) TRANSFORMERS�� Michael (Pearl

Harbor) Bay is back in national defense mode with this sci-fi adventure based on the beloved â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;80s toys, in which an alien invasion threatens â&#x20AC;&#x201D; you guessed it â&#x20AC;&#x201D; to destroy the Earth. With Shia LaBeouf, Josh Duhamel, Megan Fox and Jon Voight. (135 min, PG-13. Majestic, Sunset) UNDERDOG�� Frederik (Racing Stripes) Du Chau directs this live action-CGI combo based on the classic cartoon series about a beagle with super powers and a crush on a spaniel by the name of Polly Purebred. Featuring the voices of Jason Lee and Amy Adams. (82 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Sunset)

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WED-THU 8/8 & 8/9 THE SIMPSONS MOVIE (PG-13) 5:30 & 8 PM

BIG PICTURE THEATER Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994.

wednesday 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 9 The Simpsons Movie 5:30, 8. Hairspray 5 (Thu), 7:30. friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 Sicko 5, 7:30. No Reservations 6, 8. Closed Mondays and Tuesdays.

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wednesday 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 9 The Bourne Ultimatum 1:25, 3:55, 6:50, 9. Underdog 1:30, 3:45, 6:40, 8:15. The Simpsons Movie 1:20, 3:50, 7:10, 9. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 4, 7, 9. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1:15. friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 *Rush Hour 3 1:15, 3:40, 7, 9. The Bourne Ultimatum 1:25, 3:55, 6:50, 9. Underdog 1:30, 3:45, 6:40, 8:15. The Simpsons Movie 1:20, 3:50, 7:10, 9. Times subject to change.

ESSEX CINEMA

Essex Shoppes & Cinema, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex, 879-6543. wednesday 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 9 *Daddy Day Camp 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:30. The Bourne Ultimatum 1, 4, 7, 9:45. Hairspray 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:50. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1:10, 4:10, 7:10, 10. Hot Rod 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:20, 9:30. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1:20, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40. The Simpsons Movie 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:20, 9:30. Underdog 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 *Stardust 1:20, 4:15, 7, 9:40. *Rush Hour 3 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:30, 9:40. *Daddy Day Camp 12:40, 2:50, 5, 7:10, 9:20. The Bourne Ultimatum 1, 4, 7, 9:45. Hairspray 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:45. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 3:40, 6:40, 9:35. Hot Rod 1:30. The Simpsons Movie 1:10, 3:15, 5:20, 7:20, 9:30. Underdog 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:15, 9:15. Times subject to change.

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Maple Tree Place, Taft Corners, Williston, 878-2010. wednesday 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 9 *Daddy Day Camp 12:25, 2:30, 4:40, 6:45, 8:50. The Bourne Ultimatum 1, 4, 6:50, 9:40. Underdog 12:45, 2:50, 4:55, 7:05, 9:10. The Simpsons Movie 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35. Bratz: The Movie 12:20. Hot Rod 3:20, 7:15. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1:15, 4:10, 7:10, 9:40. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:30, 3:30, 6:25, 9:20. Hairspray 1:05, 3:50, 6:45, 9:30. No Reservations 4:05, 7, 9:30. Ratatouille 12:50, 3:40, 6:35. Transformers 12:55, 9:25. I Know Who Killed Me 9:15.

friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 *Stardust 12:55, 3:45, 6:35, 9:20. *Rush Hour 3 12:35, 2:40, 5, 7:15, 9:40. *Daddy Day Camp 12:25, 2:30, 4:40, 6:45, 8:50. The Bourne Ultimatum 1, 4, 6:50, 9:35. Underdog 12:45, 2:50, 4:55, 7:05, 9:10. The Simpsons Movie 12:40, 2:45, 4:50, 7:20, 9:35. Bratz: The Movie 12:20. Hot Rod 9:25. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 2:20, 4:45, 7:10, 9:40. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:30, 3:30, 6:25. Hairspray 1:05, 3:50, 6:40, 9:30. No Reservations 6:30. Ratatouille 12:50, 3:40. Transformers 9. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.

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1:25. The Simpsons Movie 12:45, 2:50, 4:50, 7:05, 9:10. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:50, 6:20. No Reservations 3:50, 9:15. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 8:40. Underdog 12:30, 2:35, 4:35, 6:35, 8:35.

friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 The Bourne Ultimatum 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 6, 8:40. The Simpsons Movie 2 (Sat & Sun), 6. Hairspray 8:15.

MERRILLâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;S ROXY CINEMA

College Street, Burlington, 864-3456. wednesday 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 9 The Bourne Ultimatum 1:15, 4:05, 7, 9:30. The Simpsons Movie 1, 2:40, 4:20, 6, 7:45, 9:30. Hairspray 1:10, 3:50, 7:05, 9:25. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1:20, 3:55, 6:55, 9:35. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 1, 3:40, 6:40, 9:20. Sunshine 4, 6:50. Sicko 1:05, 9:15. friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 *Becoming Jane 1:10, 3:40, 6:50, 9:25. *Stardust 1:05, 4, 6:40, 9:20. *Golden Door 1:25, 3:55, 6:45, 9:10. *Rescue Dawn 1:20, 3:50, 6:35, 9:15. The Bourne Ultimatum 1:15, 4:05, 7, 9:30. The Simpsons Movie 1, 2:40, 4:20, 6, 7:45, 9:30. Times subject to change. See http://www.merrilltheatres.net.

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Fayette Road, South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 8 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 9 The Bourne Ultimatum 10:30 (Thu), 1:05, 3:40, 6:55, 9:30. Hot Rod 12:25, 4:35, 8:50. Underdog 10:30 (Thu), 12:30, 2:35, 4:40, 6:40, 8:45. Paprika 9:05. Once 2:30, 6:40. The Simpsons Movie 12:45, 2:45, 4:50, 7:05, 9:15. Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix 12:20, 3:20, 6:20, 9:10. Hairspray 1, 3:45, 6:50, 9:25. Ratatouille 12:50, 3:30, 6:30. No Reservations 12:40, 3:25, 6:45, 9:20. I Now Pronounce You Chuck and Larry 1:10, 3:55, 7, 9:35. friday 10 â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thursday 16 *Talk to Me 12:55, 3:35, 6:45, 9:25. *Stardust 10:30 (Thu), 1:15, 4, 6:40, 9:20. *Rush Hour 3 12:35, 2:45, 4:55, 7:10, 9:35. The Bourne Ultimatum 1:05, 3:40, 6:55, 9:30. Hairspray 10:30 (Thu), 1, 3:45, 6:50, 9:20. Once 4:05, 6:30. Ratatouille

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Comparing maple-blueberry scones with a bacon tart might seem like the proverbial case of apples vs. oranges. But last Wednesday, judges at the Central Vermont Localvore kick-off celebration on the State House lawn had to do just that. Ten chefs submitted dishes made entirely with local ingredients in a bid to score one of four prizes. The big winners? The Black Door took home a prize for creativity. Its offering: a slice of rosy, rosemary-scented lamb with wheat-berry salad, a goat-cheese crisp and maple-cider syrup. The prize for “most Vermont character” went to Lisa Rubin of the Farmhouse Café. Her “farmers’ bounty Neapolitan” was a colorful stack of garden-fresh veggies with cheese and pesto. The folks at Norwich University’s branch of Sodexho snagged “most exotic use of local products.” Why? They grilled lettuce hearts to go with their sausagestuffed chicken and put Long Trail Blackberry Wheat beer in a cheesecake. The final prize, for “most delicious dish,” was awarded to Restaurant Phoebe. Chef Aaron Millon also served up chicken stuffed with sausage, but his came with a side of bacon-braised collards and a summer salad. Millon’s dish also won the “People’s Choice Award.”

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Elizabeth Manriquez has “bean” all over the place. The barista helped develop the coffee bar at Gesine’s in Montpelier, and she’s managed Capitol Grounds. As of two weeks ago, the coffee connoisseur has her own place in booming Barre. Manriquez owns Espresso Bueno with her partner, Patrick Clark. “We offer all of the standard coffee and espresso beverages, smoothies, Italian sodas and a pretty good tea selection,” says Clark. What’s different about Bueno? For one thing, their mochas are made with homemade ganache instead of chocolate syrup. Also unusual is the café’s approach to brewing. “We make the coffees using a bunch of different methods,” says Clark, so that patrons can “really appreciate the subtle differences . . . Different origins of beans and different roasts should be brewed at different temperatures.” How do you get

straight-up java junkies to buy in? Clark explains, “We’re trying to educate our customers on that, like Dobrá Tea did. People can come in and try several single origins.” Their single-origin coffees come from Vermont Artisan Coffee & Tea Co. Manriquez and Clark also carry pastries, freshly baked by a local friend who is “flirting with the idea of opening a pastry business,” says Clark. Can they survive Barre’s new gourmet glut? Clark thinks so: “We all offer something different, and diversity is a good thing. People like choices.” In other coffee news, Rooney’s 1820 Coffeehouse in Essex Junction has closed. Says Linda Rooney, “We’re putting the building up for sale and moving to Oklahoma.”

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For more food news, read Suzanne Podhaizer’s “Omnivore” blog, sponsored by New England Culinary Institute. » sevendaysvt.com sensitive to other flavors. Wanna learn more? Pick up Oliver’s book, called The Brewmaster’s Table: Discovering the Real Pleasures of Real Beer with Real Food. D’Amico called it “the bible of pairing beer with food.” “PAIRING BEyOND BEVERAGES” Moderator Sara Vivenzio, Founder of The Cheese School of San Francisco Presenters Max McCalman, Master Fromager at Artisanal, New York; Louis Risoli, Maitre d’ and fromager at L’Espalier Restaurant, Boston; Ari Weinzweig, co-founder of Zingerman’s, Ann Arbor, Michigan

In-the-know eaters don’t have to restrict their cheese pairings to booze. In “Pairing Beyond Beverages,” the panel gave suggestions for matching cheeses with other foods. Wonder Bread and a can of Campbell’s tomato soup didn’t make the cut. What did?

Artisan breads, flavored nuts, meats, honey and fruit. Audience members got to try four cheeses with a slew of different accompaniments to figure out for themselves what types of pairings work. A few standouts: buckwheat honey with blue cheese, salami with raw sheep’s milk cheese and grapes with a young goat cheese. One of the panelists confessed that, as a purist, he didn’t usually try cheeses with food. A few audience members agreed, but most folks in the room were enthusiastic about the idea. Weinzweig, one of the founders of Zingerman’s, gave a few compelling reasons for pairings: 1) To create a whole new eating experience; 2) To enable restaurants to differentiate themselves in the industry with signature pairings; 3) To help retail operations sell more stuff. “I don’t have an MBA,” he deadpanned, “but generally, if you sell two things instead of one, sales go up.”

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ary Paul Nabhan has hunted wild peccaries, pit-roasted cactus flowers, and won a MacArthur “genius” fellowship. This past weekend, he was the keynote speaker at the 12th Annual Vermont Fresh Network Forum. The theme of the gathering was “Eat It to Save It” and focused on bringing back indigenous foods, such as heirloom veggies and heritage animal breeds that are becoming extinct. Ever heard of the gilliflower turnip? Exactly. Nabhan’s well qualified to tell us what we’re missing when we eat processed foods: He helped found a project called RAFT: Renewing America’s Food Traditions. Nabhan holds a PhD in Arid Land Resource Sciences from the University of Arizona and directs the Center for Sustainable Environments at Northern Arizona University. His numerous books include the memoir Coming Home to Eat: The Pleasures and Politics of Local Foods, about a year of ultra-local eating, and Some Like It Hot: Foods, Genes and Cultural Diversity. Seven Days caught up with Nabhan a few days before the Forum. SEvEN DAyS: your book, Coming Home to Eat, introduced me to the idea of eating locally. Were you the first one to write about it? GARy NAbHAN: I had not seen other people focus on a local diet before, although it was the farmers and restaurateurs here associated with the Vermont Fresh Network who inspired me to think about it. Now there are three books — The Omnivore’s Dilemma by Michael Pollan; Animal, Vegetable, Miracle by barbara Kingsolver and Steve Hopp; and another book called Plenty by Alisa Smith and J.b. MacKinnon — that are all doing variations of this with different diets and perspectives, because each region is different. So there’s no real redundancy. There’s fresh insights and distinctive flavors in each place we attempt this. SD: you decided to limit yourself to foodstuffs within 250 miles of your home. How did come up with that number? GN: For me, there’s no magic formula like 100 miles. Twohundred-and-fifty miles was arbitrary in the sense that I wanted to write for a national audience about sea foods as

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well as land-based foods. And it would be like choosing your circumference here so you could capture quahogs and other clams. The point was, I wanted to be able to walk across the region and meet the whole range of farmers, fisherman and orchardists that provided my food. The part that I didn’t garden, hunt and forage for myself. SD: you went cold-turkey. Was that tough? GN: I had heard from many people in our desert region that they did not think it was possible to live on the foods of the desert. It would be like people here in Vermont saying, “It’s too cold here, and you can’t really supply fresh food for yourself year-round ’cause the winters are so harsh.” I sort of wanted not to prove them wrong, but to show that there were possibilities we couldn’t imagine unless we tried something. SD: Did you learn anything that surprised you? GN: I actually found that I had more time in my life if I was gardening or quail hunting or foraging, rather than driving 45 minutes in a car two ways each day and standing in line in the grocery store for another 20 minutes. In part it was a choice to do something that looked apparently extreme, but actually

offered me a lot of moderation in my life at the same time. SD: There’s a huge localvore movement here in vermont. Do you see it catching on in other places? GN: The astonishing thing is that people are working on it from Sitka, Alaska . . . to Nashville, Tennessee. What I find most fascinating is that people are inspired by one another, yet they have to find a completely different organizing principle in their community to make it work . . . The other thing I think is very interesting about this is that now a lot of us are saying that some things can only be grown well in some localities. Like wild rice. It’s really too bad that people are trying to grow it in California, because it doesn’t taste the same and it isn’t helping indigenous communities. It’s actually being grown with a lot of fertilizers there, but it’s a natural product in Minnesota. SD: So in some cases it may actually be more ecofriendly to truck a product in from somewhere else rather than trying to grow it locally? GN: My emphasis has shifted more to seeing how the placebased foods of any region can be protected there, and we can establish fair-trade networks


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between people in different regions for these unique products. I’m going to bring back from here maple syrup that I got from a farmer, but give back to that farmer some tepary beans or saguaro cactus. This seems like one model to appreciate the special foods of each region that we can’t grow in our own place. But collectively, that may only be three percent of our own diet. SD: It seems that folks sometimes hesitate to “become localvores” or “go organic” because they hear about them as purist movements: They think it’s gotta be all or nothing. GN: I don’t think we win anything by proselytizing about this . . . I gain great pleasure in the foods that I can access from closer to home because I hear people’s stories about them; they taste fresher; they have more fragrance and texture. So people should take tiny steps towards just incorporating more local foods into their diet. And if the local apples end up delighting them more than a Golden Delicious apple transported halfway across the continent, I think that will win them over more than beating them over the

cialty products. It sounds like we need to be better about this in the U.S. GN: I think Vermont is, to some extent, doing this with maple syrup. But there’s different flavors of maple syrup from trees in different soils that need to be embraced, just as much as the general concept that maple syrup is a Vermont project. SD: But how do you get people to care about whether the maple syrup is from soil filled with shale or schist? GN: I think the answer to that is right before our eyes. People used to say that about beer, too, and now there are a couple thousand microbrews thriving. Variety is the spice of life. It’s not a big leap to say that, if Vermont folks have accepted another 150 flavors of beers and ales over the last decade, they can celebrate at least three flavors of maple syrup. SD: Right, and folks do look for particular kinds of heirloom tomatoes, like Brandywines. But no one would think to seek out a different variety of spinach, right now. GN: In part because we have to build up a vocabulary about it.

isn’t a Democrat or Republican kind of thing. If our real patriotism is our allegiance to this land and what’s unique in it, and the cultural expression of that, we really think this holiday can capture everyone’s imagination in this country, and sort of remind us how lucky we are to live in a place blessed by so many different foods . . . We’re having the first pilot project at Shelburne Farms this Sunday. SD: Speaking of Democrats and Republicans, how do you respond to criticisms that food movements of this type are elitist? GN: In our region, where we have some of the poorest counties in all of North America, Navajo sheep herders have decided to have their own Slow Food convivium, and it costs $5 a meal for most of their events, and elderly people get in free. I think that the people who say the Slow Food movement is elite haven’t really looked and seen all the variations on it that have already been worked out in low-income communities, which probably have the most to benefit from this in terms of nutrition and celebration.

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head about the number of food miles that apple has traveled. The flavors trump some of the philosophical issues. SD: Can you tell me a little about RAFT? GN: I realized five years ago that there had never been a comprehensive inventory of foods unique to this continent . . . We don’t know what placebased foods from this region or any other region are really at risk of going extinct, just like whales or orchids. The idea was, What if we joined forces with five or six of the most creative nonprofits in the country and built a network, not only to inventory these foods but to bring them back to the table? . . . We’ve developed something called eater-based conservation. We’re basically voting for the recovery of these foods by our food choices. SD: In Europe, they’re really good about protecting spe-

The wine junkies of the world have a very complex vocabulary for describing those differences . . . I think we need to make sure that the state agriculture people embrace that kind of distinction rather than glossing it over. SD: So, aside from cataloguing plant species and encouraging farmers to grow heirloom varieties and chefs to cook with them, what is RAFT doing? GN: A new holiday called The Great American Picnic; food writer Deborah Madison came up with the idea. Just like we’ve commoditized foods, we have commodified holidays now, where most people in the country have Butterball turkeys and pre-packaged cranberry bread. Why don’t we imagine a new holiday for America where we link place to taste? . . . The idea is to celebrate the foods of the region in that place . . . We’ll actually do it like a potluck . . . This is one of those things that

SD: One final question. It seems to be getting more and more complicated to make good food choices. When you’re choosing what to eat at any given time, what’s your decision-making hierarchy? GN: I am keenly interested in what’s available that’s unique to the place I’m living or special to that particular season. The seasonality, I think, is very, very important. If I just see grape leaves of Jerusalem artichokes available for only two weeks per year in my farmers’ market, that’s what I go for. Because the monotony of processed foods bores me. And rather than seeking out the exotic, having truffles flown in from around the world, I really try to seek what’s special in my own backyard, and then mix that with ingredients that complement that, some of which are local and some of which are not. >

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WHAT THE FOLK?

I’m exhausted. Unless you are completely oblivious to what we print on the cover, you might have noticed that I spent last Saturday at the Dunkin’ Donuts Newport Folk Festival, covering a certain leggy Vermont siren and her band of merry men. In a span of less than 36 hours, I drove 580 miles, spent the day at one of the country’s premier music events, consumed at least three gallons of coffee, and endured one of the worst sunburns of my life. Oh, yeah, I also managed to find time to interview the band over shots of Woodford’s Reserve and bottles of warm Corona. Sinecure, my ass. It was a surreal experience. The stage that once saw what was perhaps Bob Dylan’s defining moment has been completely railroaded by Turbo Iced commercialism. But should I really have been surprised/repulsed that even the parking lots bore caffeinated monikers? FYI: I parked in the “Coolatta” lot. In truth, probably not. However, I was surprised at the utter lack of folk music, particularly on the main stage. The side stages — especially on Sunday — had decent folk-ish acts, and the singer-songwriter-focused Gibson tent was a nice touch. Even if it was essentially a live-action Gibson ad. But, I’m sorry, North Mississippi Allstars are not folk. Neither are Dirty Dozen Brass Band. The John Butler Trio? Self-importantly heady, but still not folk. Don’t get me wrong. I’m all about genre cross-pollination, and it was fun to see Grace Potter and the Nocturnals — who, once upon a time, opened for my old band, The Middle Eight, at Club Metronome — play for several thousand enthusiastic fans. It was also pretty cool to see The Allman Brothers — and even cooler to see their songs translated into sign laguage by a dancing interpreter in the VIP section. But I left with an overwhelming feeling that, within the next couple of years, the once venerable celebration of American folk music and crafts will be little more than your average summer jam festival. Maybe it already is. But then, what’s more American than corporate takeover of beloved national institutions? Oh, shit, the game’s on! I need a Budweiser.

KNOWS PICKIN’ While the folks in Newport may have strayed from their roots, those in Alburgh certainly have not. This Friday marks the opening night of the Lake Champlain Bluegrass Festival and promises more banjos and mandolins than you can shake a . . . um, pick at. Sorry. Like I said, I’m exhausted. The lineup this year features a veritable smorgasbord of local and regional talent such as Vermont’s Bob Degree & the Bluegrass

THURSDAY 8/9

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would be fun to see their name in the same sentence with aVicious Cycle. I really need to get some sleep.

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this summer’s ceaseless influx of Canadians, Congrats to Swale’s Eric Olsen and Montréal’s Yonder Hill make an appearance at Amanda Gustafson, who tied the knot 94.98 cents on the dollar. Just kidding, Canada. last weekend and are currently off cavortWe’re all aboot you. ing on their honeymoon in Rome. HopeWhile the local talent alone is worth the fully they’ll be back by Thursday, because price of admission, the real draw will no doubt they’ve got a gig lined up at The Skinny be legendary headliners Doyle Lawson & Pancake with a pretty nifty little band Quicksilver, winners of the International from Muncie, Indiana, Arrah and the Bluegrass Music Association’s “Vocal Group of the Ferns. Year” award for the last six years running. SWALE’S ERIC OLSEN AND AMANDA GUSTAFSON According to comedian and allLawson is an iconic figure in bluegrass music around weird guy Emo Phillips, “If you’re one of those people that and last year was presented with a National Endowment for the Arts like banjos and cute indie-pop music, then this might just be the best National Heritage Fellowship award, joining Bill Monroe, Earl thing you’ve heard in a while.” Scruggs, Doc Watson, Ralph Stanley and Jerry Douglas as He’s right. Based only on what I heard on their MySpace page, the the only bluegrass artists to receive the prestigious honor. kids at Tick Tick have done it again and added another dynamite act The festival runs through Sunday and also features the sultry to their growing list of indie and experimental imports. I mean, if you Rhonda Vincent & the Rage and good ol’ boys The Gibson can’t trust Emo Phillips . . . Brothers. Again, all the best to Burlington’s indie-rock king and queen, and here’s hoping your offspring don’t look like this photo.

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ONE FOR THE ROAD

If all that sunny bluegrass and folk music leaves you wanting to break stuff and scream, Higher Ground might have just the thing. This Tuesday, the Showcase Lounge plays host to the Hardcore & Metal Showcase 3 and features some of the region’s finest angry young musicians rockin’ — angrily — for a really good cause: Make It Happen/Boys & Girls Club of America. One of the things I love about hardcore is that you know what you’re getting just by reading the marquee. With names like Blinded by Rage, Burn Me Down and Within the Ruins, it’s a safe bet there’ll be a mosh pit or two, a few bleeding eardrums and a sea of flailing, tattooed DOYLE LAWSON arms. Good times. In addition to the aforementioned trio of terror, This City Is Burning Records screamo outfit Armor for the Broken, Portland, Maine’s Absence of the Sun, local metal-heads aVicious Cycle, Pillar of Autumn and The Smittens all come with axes to grind. Except for The Smittens. They’re not really playing, but I wanted to make sure you were still paying attention. And I thought it

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This show deserves more than the 100 or so words I’m about to give it, and for that I apologize. Singer-songwriter Tom Kimmel is the kind of artist that you’ve heard many times but never realized it. After releasing a few pop records in the ’80s with Chrysalis, he went on to pen tunes for the likes of Joe Cocker, Linda Ronstadt, Emmylou Harris, Shawn Colvin, Dolly Parton and Johnny Cash. And he’s playing in Vermont. This Monday at Higher Gr . . . what? Sorry. This Monday at Nect . . . you’re kidding. This Monday at The Lincoln Inn — yes, that Lincoln Inn — Kimmel is performing with Red Hot Juba guitarist D. Davis. I don’t mean to take shots at Essex’s top venue, especially as they’ve seriously amped up their live-music booking in the last year or so. But to land an artist of Kimmel’s talent and renown is a major coup. Good work. Kimmel follows up with an intimate show at Winooski’s Blue Star Café this Tuesday.

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STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honkytonk/rockabilly), City Hall Park, Barre, 7 p.m. NC. AA. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

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CHUCH (speed-western), Battery Park, 6:30 p.m. NC. AA. BAND OF HORSES, LOVE AS LAUGHTER, THE BREAKING IN (indierock, garage-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8:30 p.m. $12/14. AA. ARRAH & THE FERNS, SWALE (indie), Skinny Pancake, 8 p.m. NC. 18+. THE CUSH, FARM (indie, Americananoir), Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. 18+ BLUE FOX BLUES BAND, Backstage Pub, 7 p.m. NC. BLUES NIGHT WITH NOBBY REED PROJECT, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny Oâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s, 9 p.m. NC.

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Wed.08.15/9pm

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BRAZILIAN SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 7 p.m. NC; CHRIS O’BRIEN (singersongwriter), 8 p.m. NC; NUDA VERITAS (experimental folk), 9 p.m. NC; TOM BANJO’S CRANKY SHOW, 10 p.m. NC; DARK GARAGE (postpunk), midnight. NC. CRANK STURGEON, NEGATIVE BODY, CROW NOW, A SNAKE IN THE GARDEN (experimental, noise-rock, industrial-electronica), Kriya Studio, 6 p.m. $5. AA. JAMES KINNA & TARA (singer-songwriters), Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 8:30 p.m. NC. LATIN DANCE PARTY WITH DJ HECTOR, Parima Main Floor, 10 p.m. NC. SUPERSOUNDS DJ (top 40), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE LATHAM BAND, THE BURLY JACKS (rock), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC, followed by FIZZY LIFTING WITH TRICKY PAT (hip-hop), midnight. $3. BLACK: DIMENSIONS IN HOUSE, 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. SETH YACOVONE (solo-acoustic), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by POWDER KEGS, BLIND WILLIES, WILEY DOBBS (bluegrass), 9 p.m. $5. LINK UP! WITH JAHSON, IVIER, DJ BIG DOG & DEMUS, NICKEL B, DJ CHANCELLOR (reggae), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. VOODOO WITH DJ ROBBIE J. (hiphop, reggae, Latin), Second Floor, It was recently suggested that Seven Days just print press releases verbatim rather than try and 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK be “clever” or “hip” by re-writing them. Always open to new ideas, we thought we’d give it a shot. Here goes: “Like hot oil on KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PHIL & THE FUZZ (groove-rock), a stripper pole, like KY Jelly on a Whiffle-ball bat, like that mystery residue inside your leather hot pants, Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. NC. DJ FATTIE B & DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC. is the musical lube that keeps San Francisco slippery.” Wow. That was awesome! We’ve gotta do that more often. Seriously, DJ INFINITE (funk, soul, groove), The Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. thanks for the tip. This Thursday, the debauched Bay Area electro-sexual trio brings their lo-fi and even lower brow punk-funk STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (rockabilly), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. orgy to the Kriya Studio. From the sound of it, things could get messy, so don’t forget to wear your, um, rubbers. Oh, and SICK PUPPIES, LEO, CINDER ROAD, MEDICATED KISSES (modern-rock, don’t be late. pop-metal, punk-rock), Higher Ground 3x6-SiliconDairy032206 3/20/06 Ballroom, 2:14 PM 1 8:30 Page p.m. $8/10. AA

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SLAID CLEAVES (singer-songwriter), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30 p.m. $15/17. AA. WORKINGMAN’S ARMY, L. DORA, STOLID (rock), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. AMELIA WHITE WITH MIA ADAMS (singer/songwriters), Blue Star Café, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MANSFIELD PROJECT (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. PUSH (rock), Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH MR. DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA.

:: champlain valley LIVE MUSIC (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. MARK HARDING’S HIGH POWERED BLUES!, Watershed Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: central VINCENT FLATS BLUES BAND, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HONKY-TONK HAPPY HOUR WITH MARK LEGRAND, Langdon Street Café, 6 p.m. Donations; ABI TAPIA (country-folk), 8:15 p.m. Donations; ALIZA LIVE (singer-songwriter), 9:15 p.m. Donations; HOW TO STAY ALIVE IN THE WOODS (indie-folk), 10:15 p.m. POLYESTER (’70s covers), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. BLUE LIGHT JAZZ WITH GIOVANNI ROVETTO, NICK CASSARINO, ANDY SUITS, Positive Pie 2, 8 p.m. Donations. REBECCA CORRIEA (singer-songwriter), Purple Moon Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. REDHEADED STEPCHILD (acousticfolk), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $10.

:: northern LIVE MUSIC (rock), JD’s Pub, 9:30 p.m. $3. MP3: MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO (rock), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC.

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SEVEN DAYS | august 08-15, 2007 | music 13B

venues 411 :: burlington area JON MILLER (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC; AARON MORSE (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m. NC; LYLE KING (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; REBECCA CORRIEA (singersongwriter), 8 p.m. NC; AUDREY RYAN (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m. NC; WILL’S ELECTRIC SPACE TRUMPET (psychedelic-jazz), 10 p.m. NC; MICKEY WESTERN & THIS LONESOME HEART OF MINE (indiecountry), 11 p.m. NC. THE KAMIKAZE HEARTS, FARM (indie-folk, Americana-noir), Kriya Studio, 7 p.m. $5. AA. NICK CASSARINO & MATT WRIGHT (jazz), Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 9 p.m. NC. EVAN GOODROW (rock, blues), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PANDA WATCH (electronica), Red Square, 9 p.m. $3 followed by DJ ADOG, (hip-hop), midnight. $3. FRANKIE ANDREAS (Latin jazz), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC, followed by STEREOPHONIC (jazzy-downtempo) 10 p.m. NC. ADAM PAYNE (singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC, followed by BOSTON AFROBEAT SOCIETY, THE MYSTERY BUTTON (Afrobeat, rock), 9 p.m. $5. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. DEJA VU WITH DJ ROBBIE J, Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+. DJ C-LOW (hip-hop), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE NERBAK BROTHERS (blues, rock), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. NC. “PULSE” WITH LIVE DJ (electronica), Green Room, 10 p.m. NC. DJ ANUBUS & J2 (hip-hop, reggae), Plan B, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley DANCE PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ABBY JENNE (folk), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC.

:: central CALAMITY JANES (Americana), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE LAUREN HOOKER DUO (jazz), Langdon Street Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations, followed by THE MOTHER VIBRATION (jazz, funk), 9:30 p.m. Donations. THE NIGHTBIRDS (indie-rock), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. LIVE MUSIC, Cider House BBQ & Pub, 7 p.m. NC. MELVIN SPARKS BAND (funk), Localfolk Smokehouse, 9:30 p.m. $7. NORTHERN LIGHTS, JOY KILLS SORROW (bluegrass), Middle Earth Music Hall, 8:30 p.m. $10.

:: northern MP3: MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO (jazz), Monopole, 10 p.m. NC. PLAN 9 (rock), Naked Turtle, 10 p.m. NC. NATALIE WARD BAND (rock), Olive Ridley’s, 9 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY WITH DJ TOXIC (hip-hop, top 40, house, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

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“Americana” is a lazy man’s label. Like “alternative,” “jam” or the ultimate catchall, “indie,” such designations are usually woeful misrepresentations. Country, alt-country, bluegrass, newgrass, folk and almost any other style of American music played with acoustic instruments tends to get lumped in the category, rendering the term utterly useless for those trying to discern a band’s true sound. Really, blanket classifications serve but one purpose: to make the lives of music critics and recordstore employees easier. Why spend time thinking up a clever descriptor for an up-and-coming indie-pop-funk-jazz-zydeco-fusion-waltz-metal band when I can just file under “rock?” Hmmm . . . That’s actually a really good question. If I think of an answer, I’ll let you know. In the meantime, let’s discuss The Kamikaze Hearts’ latest record, Oneida Road. Hailing from the bustling metropolis of Albany, New York, this “Americana” quintet trades in what they call “upstate porch rock.” Honestly, that’s about as apt a description as you’ll find in these pages or elsewhere. Blending exquisite four-part harmonies over a bed of mandolin, dobro, banjo and guitar, The Kamikaze Hearts have drawn critical acclaim across the country for their unique brand of intelligent, endearingly quirky folk-rock — there we go again — as well as favorable comparisons to The Mountain Goats and The Gourds. Rightly so; fans of either band would do well to tune in. Oneida Road finds the band veering into poppier terrain than on previous efforts, such as 2002’s Seven More Wonders of the World. The band’s often stunning ability to unabashedly blend pop elements into their rootsy sound speaks to their overall versatility and inventiveness as songwriters. The album’s opener, “Top of Your Head” begins as a lilting ballad that crescendos into a driving rocker complete with distorted acoustic guitar, chorused vocals and pounding drums. The song’s schizophrenic changes provide a serviceable metaphor for the album itself, which shifts gears like a trucker on I-87. The next track, “Defender” is an intensely brooding ballad. The following number, “You Can’t Up and Leave” is a jaunty pop tune that wouldn’t seem out of place on an old Emmet Swimming album. The remainder of the disc twists and turns in similar fashion, with lyricists Troy Pohl and Gaven Richard trading lead vocal duties. Both singers have unique deliveries that can be jarring upon first listen. But much like The Decemberists’ Colin Meloy or Eef Barzelay — whose band Clem Snide is also often erroneously tabbed as Americana — their vocals eventually become a defining asset to the music, no matter what you call it. The Kamikaze Hearts play this Saturday at the Kriya Studio with local — ahem — Americana sourpusses Farm.

I’ve always found the hobo lifestyle to be romantically appealing. Often — especially when I’m stressed out with the day-to-day hassles of modern living — I have half a mind to stuff my earthly belongings into a handkerchief on a stick and spend my days riding the rails, playing a beat-up harmonica. Fortunately, I have half a mind to do a lot of things that never materialize, so the likelihood of finding me crossing the country in a boxcar is pretty much nil. However, I can usually achieve a similar level of Zen-like tranquility through music, and Some Sunny Day by Buffalo’s acoustic-blues duo Redheaded Stepchild is the next best thing to shedding your possessions and becoming a transient vagrant. And I mean that in the best way possible. Centered around Kathryn Koch’s exceptionally expressive vocal performances, Redheaded Stepchild deliver rootsy original blues that often effortlessly channel the early masters like Blind Blake and Son House. The band also manages to maintain a contemporary feel that should appeal to purists and casual fans alike. The opening tune, “Suwannee River Blues,” is a rollicking number with an intensity bordering on punk-rock. Koch is an engaging presence — even on record — and can moan and wail with the best of ’em, making the quieter moments on the album all the more disarming. Especially the title track, which bobs and weaves with a classic r&b feel. The interplay here between the dynamic singer and guitarist/songwriter David Nanni is particularly enjoyable. However, the disc is not without its flaws. The songwriting is generally pretty basic and occasionally derivative. But the sheer force of Koch’s performances is often enough to transcend lyrical mediocrity. Except for one song. “Andi’s Blues” is by far the album’s biggest dud and, not coincidentally, veers the furthest away from blues into bland, faceless pop. Laden with overwrought clichés and clumsy rhythmic patterns, even Koch’s considerable pipes are not enough to save the tune from its artless design — this is one song that should have been left at the station. It’s unfortunate, because the rest of the collection brims with vitality and vigor. Aspiring hobos such as myself should grab their mouth-harps and hop a train to Bradford this Friday to catch Redheaded Stepchild live at the Middle Earth Music Hall. DAN BOLLES

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his is why I never show up to a concert at the published start time. In the history of rock music, maybe four concerts have begun when they were supposed to. One of those was only because The Grateful Dead didn’t realize that Daylight Savings Time had gone into effect and thought they were actually an hour late. OK, I made that last bit up, but the point is that rock and punctuality don’t mix. Never have, never will. To that end, music writers — many of whom are recovering musicians — are also, as a rule, notoriously tardy. I don’t make the rules, folks, I just live by ’em. In an effort to put my best foot forward, I made an attempt to be as punctual as possible last Wednesday to attend the Fantastic $4 Band Night at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. Like Clark Kent changing in a phone booth, I scarfed down dinner, ran through the shower, dressed myself to the nines — well, the sevens or eights, anyway — and drove like a drunken Masshole to make it to the club by 9 o’clock. Tires screeching as I wildly aimed my trusty Saab at the narrow stretch of blacktop between Dunkin’ Donuts and Quiznos — the latter of which seem to be popping up in Burlington like herpes — I guided my aging whip into the Higher Ground parking lot, finally coming to rest straddling

two spots. Readjusting my vehicle, I glanced at the time: 8:59. I did it. Sadly, my efforts would prove to go unrewarded as the club was virtually deserted, save for two bartenders, a few security guards, an enthusiastic sound engineer and three dudes sitting wallflower-style along the side of the room. More on these guys later. The show had started roughly on time, but you wouldn’t really know it. DJK was expertly spinning an eclectic blend of psychedelic downtempo and house music, but was relegated to an awkward spot beside the stage, out of view of the “crowd.” If not for the fact that DJK’s performance was far superior to what normally graces the speakers at area nightclubs in between sets, it would have been difficult to tell that anyone was actually performing. It’s too bad, because he was in fine form.

As the stage lights dimmed, the anticipation in the room was palpable — at least among the eight or so people comprising the audience DAN BOLLES Eventually, a few people began to straggle into the room as local electronica quartet Panda Watch took the stage while DJK’s final cut faded away. As the stage lights dimmed, the anticipation in the room was palpable —

at least among By this point, the eight or so the number of people people comprisin the room had ing the audiswelled to what could ence. Then, an almost pass for an imposing voice audience. Almost. boomed over Forgoing the the loudspeakintroductory theatrics er, “Ladies and of the opening band, gentlemen, the uniformly gangly Mixed Bag members of Productions Edmonton’s Shout Out SHOUT OUT OUT OUT OUT Out Out Out took the proudly presents: PANDA WATCH!” I’m pretty sure I heard stage, setting up shop amid a cluster of drum crickets, and could’ve sworn a tumbleweed sets, bass cabinets and what must have been rolled past the stage. half the inventory of the Korg warehouse. I’ve Polite applause was followed by a mildly never seen so many samplers and electroinebriated voice loudly emanating from the thingamajigs in my entire life. bar. “That would have been so much cooler if Despite the lackluster draw — or, accordthere were people here!” Indeed. ing to synth player/bassist Nik Kozub, because Chuckling as they began their set, Panda of it — SOOOO tore through a blistering set of Watch didn’t seem to mind the sparse crowd high-energy, infectious and utterly bizarre and broke into a nifty little loungy disco tune techno-punk tunes — replete with ironic rock that showcased guitarist Tom Trimarchi’s conposes and gear-tossing — that had nearly siderable chops. The bandleader has an obvieveryone in the room bouncing and gyrating. ous ear for catchy melodies and is no slouch Including the three aforementioned wallflower as a soloist, either. Unfortunately, the band dudes and some guy ineptly twirling/dropping never quite seemed able — or, perhaps, willglow sticks. ing — to match his intensity and elevate their Apparently, there isn’t much going on in overall performance. Maybe it was the crowd. Syracuse. Having seen the band two nights Panda Watch are a young band and, like earlier at a college dive bar, said dudes made many other newer groups, they struggled with the drive from western New York to South the cohesive changes and dynamic variance Burlington for the sole purpose of seeing that make for a truly engaging live performSOOOO. Why? “We didn’t have anything else to ance. But overall, they played a strong set and do,” said Dude Number One, bedecked head to offered a telling glimpse into the vast potentoe in Abercrombie & Fitch. They preferred to tial of an up-and-coming local act. Given a bit remain nameless as they hadn’t told their parmore time and experience, we might have ents about the trip. “Plus,” injected Dude Vermont’s answer to The Disco Biscuits, or a Number Two, “They’re pretty fuckin’ good.” True, dat. � worthy heir to Burlington’s late, great Concentric.

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC; HOT JAZZ SESSIONS, 5 p.m. NC; TRISTAN BARIBEAU (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m. NC; KYLA GRAVES (singersongwriter), 8 p.m. NC; DONNA HAMMERS (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m. NC. IRISH SESSION, Rí Rá Irish Pub, 5 p.m. NC. LIVE MUSIC, Red Square, 9 p.m. NC, followed by OLD SCHOOL WITH NASTEE, 11 p.m. NC. “HEAL-IN SESSIONS” WITH BRIANDEYE (roots, dub), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. MI YARD REGGAE NIGHT WITH DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS, Nectar’s, 10 p.m. NC. RISE TO FIGHT, BROTHER THROUGH GLASS, BRAVE THE VERTIGO (hardcore, punk), Club Metronome, 6 p.m. $5/7. AA. TEEN NIGHT WITH DJ ROBBIE J, (hip-hop, reggae), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $8. 13-17. DJ HECTOR (salsa), Breakwater Café, 4 p.m. NC. PINE STREET JAZZ WITH ALLISON MANN, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. BALANCE DJ & KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

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BAY KILLER ESTELLE (experimentalrock), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by OPEN MIKE, 8 p.m. NC. GRIPPO FUNK BAND, Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. SESSIONS @ 136 1/2, 1/2 Lounge, 8:30 p.m. NC. FOLK BY ASSOCIATION, JUSTIN LEVINSON, (folk, singer-songwriter), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. DJ FATTIE B’S SUMMER REWIND (hiphop), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. BENEFIT FOR BIG JOHN WITH TURKEY BOUILLON MAFIA, SETH YACOVONE, DJ A-DOG, DJ NICKEL B (rock, blues, hip-hop, film premiere), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8:30 p.m. $10. AA. YOU CAN BE A WESLEY, THE 85’S, NOSE BLEED ISLAND (indie), Monkey House, 8 p.m. NC. SINGER-SONGWRITER NIGHT WITH MIA ADAMS, D. DAVIS & TOM KIMMEL, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: central OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations.

:: northern COMEDY OPEN MIKE, Olive Ridley’s, 8 p.m. NC.

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JAZZ NIGHT WITH MORSE, CARR, MOROZ TRIO, Langdon St. Café, 7:30 p.m. Donations. DAVID MURPHEY (acoustic), Capitol Grounds, 1 p.m. NC.

GUAGUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC; RYAN OBER (singersongwriter), 8:30 p.m. NC; HONKYTONK SESSIONS, 10 p.m. $5.

Brooks Williams, Rani Arbo, Avi & Celia, Bread and Bones, Paul Asbell and Ed Gerhard. Actually, you could probably just drive.

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MEN AS TREES, MAUI IN ITHACA (screamo, experimental, electronica), Kriya Studio, 7 p.m. $5. AA. NOT SO DEAD POETS’ SOCIETY (poetry), Acoustic Lounge @ Parima, 8 p.m. NC. MIKE MARTELLO & NICK WARNER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT WITH DMS & SUPER K (reggae, dancehall, hip-hop), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. THE PRODUCERS WITH J2 & FRANCISE (live beats), 1/2 Lounge, 10 p.m. NC. MIXED BAG PRESENTS TELEPATH (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. 18+ OPEN TURNTABLES NIGHT, The Green Room, 9:30 p.m. NC. 18+. AARON FLINN (singer-songwriter), Breakwater Café, 6 p.m. NC. HARDCORE & METAL SHOWCASE 3 WITH BLINDED BY RAGE, ARMOR FOR THE BROKEN, BURN ME DOWN, WITHIN THE RUINS, ABSENCE OF THE SUN, AVICIOUS CYCLE, PILLAR OF AUTUMN, Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 6:30 p.m. $8/10. AA. ACOUSTIC TUESDAY, Monkey House, 9 p.m. NC. TOM KIMMEL (singer-songwriter), Blue Star Café, 9 p.m. NC. BLUEGRASS NIGHT WITH THE POWDERKEGS, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

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:: central KARAOKE WITH BLUE MOON ENTERTAINMENT, Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC. GAME NIGHT, Langdon St Café, 8 p.m. Donations. WILL PATTON ENSEMBLE (jazz), Castleton Concert on the Green, 7 p.m. NC. AA.

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SUPERSTAR KARAOKE, Second Floor, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FANTASTIC $4 BAND NIGHT WITH SLOW NATIVES, MP3 – MIKE PEDERSEN TRIO, SHAMELESS STRANGERS, LUCID (reggae, funk, rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $4. AA. CELTIC PARTY WITH CEILI, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC.

:: central GEORGE KARPOFF (singer-songwriter), Charlie O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

ABBY JENNE & MIKE PERKINS (folkgrass), Langdon St. Café, 8 p.m. Donations, followed by THE DREW HICKUM BAND (folk-rock), 9:30 p.m. Donations. COMEDY NIGHT, Black Door Bar & Bistro, 6:30 p.m. NC. THE DAVE KELLER BAND (blues), City Hall Park, Barre, 7 p.m. NC. AA. OPEN MIKE, Middle Earth Music Hall, 8 p.m. NC.

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couch coaching Anyone who’s come away from a counseling session feeling confused will appreciate Christopher Durang’s Beyond Therapy, which declares open season on psychiatrists. The crazy adult farce follows two maladjusted thirtysomething Manhattanites as they grope their way toward romance. Prudence meets bisexual Bruce through a personal ad; after initially hating each other, they hit it off, only to run into problems with Bruce’s jealous (and male) live-in lover. To resolve their differences, they rely on their respective therapists, each of whom has more issues than a newsstand: Prudence’s macho, snooping shrink once seduced her, while Bruce’s dotty advisor uses a stuffed toy to communicate with her patients. The Waterbury Festival Players provide plenty of chances for chuckles through August 25 — and, unlike therapy, their tickets come with money-back guarantees. ‘Beyond Therapy’

Wednesday through Saturday, August 8-11 and Wednesday, August 15, Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 498-3755. www.waterburyfestivalplayers.com

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: Tears in your beer? The Starline Rhythm Boys repair heartbreaks with hot honky-tonk bar ballads. Barre City Hall Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-0267. RUTLAND CONCERT SERIES: Ten-piece horn band Satin & Steel rolls out smooth r&b at Main Street Park, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: Three accomplished string performers join pianist Mary Anthony Cox for a Mozart piano quartet and Olivier Messiaen’s Quartet for the End of Time. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 800-639-3443. KOSA PERCUSSION FESTIVAL: Beat leaders from rock, jazz, Latin, funk, classical and world rhythm traditions teach timekeeping via workshops and evening concerts. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, concert 8 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1476. POPS & PICNIC: The Lake Placid Sinfonietta performs music by Leroy Anderson — outdoors. Lake Placid Horse Show Grounds, N.Y., 7 p.m. $10. Info, 518-523-2512.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $12. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘A NUMBER’: In Caryl Churchill’s provocative drama, a father confronts clones of his own son. Weston Rod & Gun Club, 7:30 p.m. $26. Info, www. westonplayhouse.org or 824-5288. ‘SUDS’: This bubbly “musical soap opera” follows the story of a laundromat attendant whose guardian angels guide her toward true love, via dozens of ’60s chart-toppers. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $30. Info, www.saintmichaelsplay house.org or 654-2281.

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‘HAIRSPRAY’: This eight-time Tony Award-winning musical follows a big girl with big dreams and even bigger hair, who tries to desegregate a popular ’60s TV dance show. Weston Playhouse, 3 & 7:30 p.m. $32-43. Info, 824-5288. ‘IOLANTHE’: Gilbert & Sullivan’s side-splitting musical about a wayward faerie parodies Victorian-era British aristocrats. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968. ‘LOOKING FOR THE ISLANDER’: The Village Players present a musical farce about a small town that comes unraveled after the editor of the local newspaper disappears. Camp Ingalls, North Hero, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 372-4347. ‘BEYOND THERAPY’: The Waterbury Festival Players stage Christopher Durang’s relationship comedy about a couple whose counselors seem to need more help than their patients. See calendar spotlight. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, Waterbury Center, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 498-3755. ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’: Shakespeare’s classic comedy of errors gets a pastoral backdrop in this touring outdoor production starring Rutlandarea teen actors and musicians. Town Meeting Hall Grounds, Shrewsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822, ext. 49.

film ‘TEN CANOES’: Filmed in Australia’s northern swamp forests, this journey into the world of Aboriginal storytelling depicts a legend about love gone wrong. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘PAPRIKA’: Japanese director Satoshi Kon’s latest animated feature follows a young female therapist who must stop a runaway machine designed to penetrate her patients’ dreams. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘MARVELS & MYSTERIES OF COLOR’: Art appreciators consider the use of specific hues throughout human history. Craftsbury Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-9692. QUILT EXHIBITION: More than 50 fabulous fabrications by Windsor County quilters accompany stitching demos and activities for all ages. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355.

FLOWER ARRANGING DEMO: Petal pushers get tips on proper placement for creating blooming displays. Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646.

words AUTHORS BY THE PARK: Barre-based novelist and memoirist Lisa Alther traces the route followed in her genealogy-laden autobiography Kinfolks: Falling Off the Family Tree. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550. YANKEES & STRANGERS SERIES: Readers of Robert Frost’s book Poetry and Prose discuss its depiction of New England. North Hero Public Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5458. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close by Jonathan Safran Foer trade perspectives on its protagonist – a precocious 9-year-old physicist. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

talks MANUFACTURED HOUSING COLLOQUIUM: Five teams of Vermont architects present their findings after collaborating with housing manufacturers to seek an affordable, green home suitable for the snow belt. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at ECHO, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: Young ears take in a short intro to classical music at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443. ‘PETER PAN’: Very Merry Theatre’s teen troupe presents a new musical version of the classic tale of a boy who wouldn’t grow up. Battery Park, Burlington, noon - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.verymerrytheatre.org or 863-6607. SUMMER SLEUTH CELEBRATION: Book browsers in a detective-themed summer reading program celebrate mysterysolving with music, watermelon and prizes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘CHAMP: BELIEVER OR SKEPTIC?’: Parents and kids ponder the facts and legends surrounding Lake Champlain’s famous “monster.” ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. & 1 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. SUMMER TEA PARTY: Tiny sippers grip saucers and cups after solving clues to find their seats. Colchester Meeting House, 3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-0313.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 1:30 p.m. $3. Info, 658-7477. VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Aberdeen IronBirds of Aberdeen, Maryland. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. $5-8. Info, 655-4200. HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international crosscountry club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running. Burlington City Hall Park, 6:30 p.m. $5, bring ID. Info, www.burlingtonhash.com or 877-243-4274.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. WALK FOR A NUCLEAR-FREE FUTURE: Between Hiroshima and Nagasaki days, participants commemorate the dropping of U.S. atomic bombs on Japan with a protest march in stages from Middlebury to Burlington. Call for starting location and time of the last stage. Donations. Info, 978-790-3074.

PEACE TABLE: Representatives from Pax Christi and other area anti-nuclear groups show books of photos from Hiroshima and Nagasaki, and offer a chance to fold paper cranes for peace. Church Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929. O.N.E. ARTS & BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Creative types and founders of companies located in the Queen City’s Old North End meet to boost their ’hood’s collective economic clout. Studio STK, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 657-3333. VERMONTERS FOR OBAMA: Grassroots activists committed to electing Barack Obama as U.S. president in 2008 strategize at Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4018.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: : Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginning and intermediate-level players cut corners to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. NOONTIME KNITTERS: Crafty types pause for patterns amid midday stitches. Waterbury Public Library, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. KNITTING POTLUCK: A dinner of refreshingly cold dishes follows conversations about needle-related projects. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, 879-7576. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek matches on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510.

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For some Vermont residents, traveling to see Bread and Puppet’s summertime show is a seasonal certainty, on par with creek swimming and berry picking. As I settled into my chosen shady spot near the top rim of the troupe’s huge, sunny amphitheater, I realized I’d skipped a few years, but they hardly seemed to matter. The grass was still growing, the Iraq War and George W. Bush’s presidency were still ongoing, and Peter Schumann and his puppeteers were still offering onlookers a political kick in the pants, via clever use of cardboard and papier-mâché. Two decrepit, festively decorated school buses formed the backdrop for an open-air circus ring delineated by a foot-tall semicircle of brightly painted cloth at the base of the hill. After roughly 150 folks had parked, meandered through sideshows, and spread blankets on the hillside, a band of motley, white-clad musicians began tapping on metal objects to create an eerie ringing. Stiltwalkers costumed as storks slowly walked out from behind the first bus, gradually flapping their wings while carrying bombs in their mouths. The Grand Forgiveness Society of Glover followed: One actor hit another over the head, saying, “Oh, pardon me,” then both sang a tongue-in-cheek pardon-fest lampooning the president’s commutation of Scooter Libby’s jail sentence. A cardboard-bulldozer training act substituted the heavy yellow machines for ferocious tigers in a parking-lot allegory about ongoing construction of a new Wal-Mart in nearby Derby Line. The short skits continued, some funny, some sad. Shamelessly hypocritical hucksters named “Mr. Everything Is Fine” and “Mr. Shut Up and Do What I Say” tried to sell the crowd a paradise machine, a stampede of wild buffaloes celebrated the memory of American wilderness, and the entire company of dancers donned fighter-jet headgear to dance and fall down in a memorial to fallen soldiers that was made more real by a hairraising shape-note hymn sung en masse. My two favorite acts hinged on musical jokes. In what may have been a protest against federal animal-ID laws, a group of faux chickens and sheep serenaded a herd of cardboard corporate types with a baa-and-cluck version of Carl Orff’s Carmina Burana. A separate number featured a spectacled gent with small bells sewn strategically onto his outfit, which rang out during the man’s very controlled song-and-dance. The tune? I’m not telling, but like the circus itself, it was both hopeful and fun. MEGHAN DEWALD

VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: In 45-minute info sessions, neighborhood helpers hear about a program that coordinates friendly home visits and assistance for aging seniors. Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, Chace Mill, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, www. cvaa.org or 865-0360. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: Community members learn how to answer the 24-hour hotline for the Women’s Rape Crisis Center and assist with fundraising and education efforts. Call for Burlington-area location, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 864-0555. SUMMER SEX INSTITUTE: Young adults ages 22 and under get info about LGBTQ-related flirting, testing and issues around coming or being “out.” Outright Vermont, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.outrightvt.org or 865-9677. AARP SAFE DRIVER COURSE: Steeringwheel turners aged 50 or older opt for an 8-hour road refresher that addresses changes in driving behavior that come with age. Call for the location of the first session, 12:30-4:30 p.m. $10. Registration and info, 372-8511.

INFO SESSION: Prospective grad students sample online course offerings and kick the tires of various on-campus programs. Room 217, S.D. Ireland Family Center for Global Business & Technology, Champlain College, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 866-282-7259. TEEN PROGRAMS INFO: Parents hear about free after-school and evening options for middle- and high-schoolaged youth. King Street Youth Center, Burlington, 5:30-6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6736, ext. 110. ‘ART IN THE GARDEN’ TOUR: Green thumbs guide visitors through their creations while visual artists capture the scene in various media. Meet at the Warren School, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. $45 includes lunch. Reservations and info, 496-6682. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: Backyard gardeners get tips on selecting functional flowers. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See August 8, Hardwick Town House, 8 p.m. KOSA PERCUSSION FESTIVAL: See August 8. MOIRA SMILEY & VOCO: Local jazz guitar great Michael Chorney precedes this California-based, all-girl roots group that plays on cello, banjo and accordion. See calendar spotlight. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 877-6737. FULL CIRCLE RECORDER CONSORT: Variously sized woodwind instruments harmonize with harp and hammered dulcimer accompaniment. Owl’s Head Blueberry Farm, Huntington, 6-8 p.m. Free for berry pickers. Info, 658-0832. BRENT WEAVER & COMPANY: The acoustic bluesman serenades bread and friends at On the Rise Bakery, Richmond, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-7787.

BURLINGTON CITY ARTS CONCERT SERIES: Members of the local-bandmade-good Chuch celebrate the success of their 2007 release Juarez with a hometown throwdown. Battery Park, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. BROWN BAG CONCERTS: The Starline Rhythm Boys bring high-voltage rockabilly to Pocket Park, Christ Church, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-9604. MARSHFIELD CONCERT SERIES: Listeners enjoy lively world beats from the acoustic folk quartet Wagtail. Marshfield Bandstand, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. BALLARD PARK CONCERT: New Orleansbased roots-rockers Andi Hoffmann & the B-Goes deliver soulful sounds. Performance Pavilion, Ballard Park, Westport, N.Y., 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 518-962-8778. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND PRACTICE: Community musicians of all ages prep marches for outdoor summer performances. Burlington High School Music Room, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, www.burlingtonconcertband.org or 578-3467.

OPEN REHEARSAL: Participants in the Central Vermont Chamber Music Festival practice for tomorrow’s concert. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-6464. CONCERTS ON THE BAY: Lawn chair loungers lend their ears to rock ’n’ roll by the Mansfield Project. Lower Bayside Park, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5641. WATERBURY ROTARY CONCERT SERIES: Outdoor dancers bust moves to high-energy Afro-pop by the New Nile Orchestra. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-0811. ‘GROOVIN’ ON THE GREEN’: Concert-goers bring blankets to an al fresco airing of Motown music by The Real Deal. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100.

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‘BEYOND THERAPY’: See August 8. ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’: See August 8, Middlebury Town Green. ‘RETREAT FROM MOSCOW’: A husband decides to be truthful in his marriage in this play by William Nicholson, the author of Shadowlands. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968. PLAY READING SERIES: Scripts in hand, thespians offer a staged reading of Tom Stoppard’s whodunit The Real Inspector Hound. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 496-6065. ‘CHARLOTTE’S WEB’: A theatrical adaptation of E.B. White’s classic story recounts the barnyard friendship between a charismatic pig and a helpful spider. QuarryWorks, Adamant Music School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-9297. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: In this musical, a lowly window washer climbs the corporate ladder, encountering true love along the way. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $23. Info, 518-962-4449. ‘TARTUFFE’: Lost Nation Theater modernizes Molière’s timeless comedy about a seemingly pious man who infiltrates an upstanding household. See review, this issue. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 229-0492. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: The Commons Group stages this musical about two teenagers enmeshed in a “happy ending” plot predetermined by their parents. The Skinner Barn, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $18. Info, www.theskinner barn.com or 496-4422.

MUSEUM TALK: Cabinetmaker Thomas Moser discusses his craft and the founding of his Maine-based, Shaker-style furniture company. Shelburne Museum, talk 6:30 p.m., extended museum hours 5-8 p.m. $18, half-price for Vermont residents. Info, 985-3346.

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‘TEN CANOES’: See August 8. ‘RIDING ALONE FOR THOUSANDS OF MILES’: In this film by director Zhang Yimou, a Japanese father completes a mission for his dying son by traveling to rural China. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. MOVIES IN THE PARK: Weather permitting, Sigourney Weaver plays a sci-fi heroine fighting gut-wrenching beasties in Alien, shown on a big screen. Bristol Town Green, dusk. Free. Info, 453-5885. BEN & JERRY’S OUTDOOR MOVIES: Bring a blanket or lawn chair to see a neighborhood gang of ’50s tots make good in The Little Rascals. Roof of City Center Parking Garage, Montpelier, dusk. Free. Info, 223-9604.

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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 8. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Reservations and info, 479-4127. LIFE DRAWING: Artists 16 and older sketch a live model in various poses using the medium of their choice, with or without instruction. Studio STK, Burlington, lesson 5-6 p.m. $14. Free drawing 6-8 p.m. $8. Info, 657-3333. SCRAPBOOK SOCIAL: Paper processors bring pages, photos and supplies to archive important memories. Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646. CALLIGRAPHY EXHIBITION: Samples of Arabic script decorate Room 308, Johnson Hall, Middlebury College, 4-10 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: See August 8, Greensboro Fellowship Hall, 2 p.m. Free. ‘CHAMP: BELIEVER OR SKEPTIC?’: See August 8. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. MUSIC TIME: Growing listeners under age 5 contemplate chords and bounce to rhythms. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: Babies up to age 2 socialize with each other and their caregivers at a session offering music, books and toys. Winooski Memorial Library, 11 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 655-6424. OPEN AIR SUMMER SHOW: Marco the Magician entertains all ages with his presti-digitating talents. Upper Valley Events Center Amphitheater, Norwich, 6 p.m. $8-10. Info, www.uvpresents. org or 649-2772. MYSTERY MOVIE: Pint-sized gumshoes watch Steven Spielberg’s Young Sherlock Holmes, which portrays the famous British detective character as a crime-solving teenager. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. HISTORY MYSTERY: Nascent archaeologists hear about the world’s wonders, race to wrap mummies, and make a mask to take home. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

sport VERMONT LAKE MONSTERS: See August 8. ZUMBA FITNESS: Step-by-steppers try out Latin-dance-inspired exercises mixed with African and Far Eastern moves. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, www.vtzumba.com or 310-6686. ROAD RIDES: Experienced cyclists join a group to train on 35-mile routes around Montpelier, and two other simultaneous courses offer support for female pedal pushers. Twenty-mile women’s group leaves from the Statehouse Lawn, 5:15 p.m.; 30-mile women’s group and 35-mile mixed group leave from Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 5:45 & 6 p.m., respectively. Free. Info, 229-9409.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 8. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488. PRAYER SERVICE: Bells ring to commemorate the moment the second A-bomb was dropped on Nagasaki, 62 years ago. Bell Tower, Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception, Burlington, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 862-6994.

POTLUCK & DISCUSSION: Burlington residents welcome walkers from a three-day anti-nuke march to a community meal and screening of Seabrook 1977, a documentary chronicling the nuclear-power incident that sparked grassroots activism nationwide. Burlington Friends Meeting House, North Prospect Street, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, www.wilpfburling ton.org or 862-6994.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See August 8. CHARITY BINGO: See August 8. AARP SAFE DRIVER COURSE: See August 8. FARMERS’ MARKETS: Browse among open-air booths selling homegrown produce, baked goods and crafts. Aldrich Public Library Lawn, Barre, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2456. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7279. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410, ext. 13. Ethan Allen Park, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 316-6073. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers strategize to better their games. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. BRIDGE CLUB: Partners shuffle cards and chat at the Godnick Senior Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 287-5756. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly breakfast meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Room 202, Vermont Tech, Blair Industrial Park, Williston, 8 a.m. First visit is free. Info, 985-9965. FARM GLEANING: Volunteers help harvest the Intervale’s leftover produce for donation to 15 local service agencies. Healthy City Farm, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440, ext. 111. SEASON PREVIEW: Members of the public get a sneak peek at the 2007-08 lineup of performing artists appearing at Dartmouth. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon & 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. LEGAL ADVICE CLINIC: An attorney from the Senior Citizens Law Project of Vermont Legal Aid helps citizens over age 60 learn about wills and obtaining public benefits, among other issues. Heineberg Senior Center, Burlington, call for appointment. Free. Info, 863-3982. BUSINESS WORKSHOP: Leaders learn how to foster inventiveness and innovation at the Windjammer Conference Center, South Burlington, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 639-1012. ‘CHILL’ OUTBACK LUNCHEON: Burton’s nonprofit snowboarding-education organization holds a fundraiser picnic with a buffet-style lunch and pick-up kickball games. Oakledge Park Pavilion, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $15 includes lunch. Reservations and info, derekf@burton.com or 652-3573. WILD EDIBLES WALK: Bring a camera and notebook on this guided tour to record which local plants have medicinal uses. Willowell Foundation, Monkton, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 355-4025. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: Herrmann’s Royal Lipizzan Stallions of Austria catch air at Knight Point State Park, North Hero, 5 p.m. $10-17. Info, 372-8400. NORTHERN LIGHTS DINNER CRUISE: Jazz and blues blend with r&b and Motown faves from Jenni Johnson and the Jazz Junketeers. Departs from King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7 p.m. $35. Info, 864-9669.


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OUTSIDE THE SQUEEZEBOX World folk fans, take note: Musician Moira Smiley and her California-based band VOCO harness high-voltage harmonies. The all-girl group specializes in Eastern-European-inflected symphonies and hard-driving Americana that’s bolstered by banjo, cello, accordion and Smiley’s signature vocal arrangements. Not afraid to mix Bartok compositions with street singing, they’ve shared stages with musical acts ranging from Ladysmith Black Mambazo to Wilco and Rufus Wainwright. Soaked Oats, a local old-time folk trio formed by Social Band leaders and choral experts Amity Baker and Don Jamison, opens VOCO’s Vergennes show with nutritive noise. Green Mountain musical icon Michael Chorney, of jazz group viperHouse fame, follows with a solo set; then Smiley’s ensemble sounds off in a genre-bending world tour of rootsy tunes. Expect goosebumps. Moira SMiley & VoCo

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‘PULL FOR NATURE’: Volunteers paddle provided canoes and uproot invasive water chestnuts from the lower Champlain Valley watershed. Call for West Haven-area meeting location, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 265-8645, ext. 24. COMMUNITY FUNDRAISER: Sales of snacks and meals support free lunches and dinners for homeless, at-risk youth helped by Spectrum Youth and Family Services. Tilley’s Café, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 a.m. Cost varies according to order. Info, 864-7423, ext. 250.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. KOSA PERCUSSION FESTIVAL: See August 8. Free. FULL CIRCLE RECORDER CONSORT: See August 9, Grace Church, Sheldon, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 658-0832. BRANFORD MARSALIS: The multiple Grammy-winning jazz saxophonist, composer and bandleader performs music from his latest release, Braggtown, with pianist Joey Calderazzo, bassist Eric Revis and drummer Jeff Watts. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $30. Info, 603-646-2422. OLD NORTH END SOUNDSCAPE: Seattle-based sound artist Yann Novak plays his altered version of ambient environmental noise recorded in a Burlington neighborhood. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Kasini House, 64 North Street, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, www.kasinihouse.com or 264-4839. CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: New York City instrumental pros perform piano trios by Haydn, Beethoven and 19th-century composer Joachim Raff. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 728-6464.

CARILLON RECITAL: David Maker of the University of Connecticut rings Mead Chapel’s bells at Middlebury College, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. KUNDALINI EXPRESS: Indian kirtans and western rock combine spiritual energies to produce music, yoga and meditation, all packed into a big orange bus. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 583-2204. PINE STREET JAZZ: The local septet backs up a variety of vocalists at a benefit for the FlynnArts Jazz Combo program. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. FRIDAY NIGHT LIVE: Listeners boogie down to blues by Josh Brooks and the Joey Leone Trio. Center Street, Rutland, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. MOTHER VIBRATION: Expect a narrated neo-jazz freakout from this dynamic trio formed at Boston’s Berklee College of Music. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. LAKE CHAMPLAIN BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: Rhonda Vincent and the Rage, Doyle Lawson and Quicksilver join upstate New York’s Gibson Brothers and other groups for this weekend of family fun and dueling banjos. Route 2, Alburgh, various times. $15-55, free camping. Info, www.lakechamplainmusic.com or 482-8110.

dance BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077.

drama ‘A NUMBER’: See August 8. $29. ‘SUDS’: See August 8. ‘HAIRSPRAY’: See August 8, 8 p.m. $38-48. ‘LOOKING FOR THE ISLANDER’: See August 8. ‘BEYOND THERAPY’: See August 8. ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’: See August 8, Dana Thompson Park, Manchester. ‘CHARLOTTE’S WEB’: See August 9. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See August 9. ‘TARTUFFE’: See August 9, 8 p.m. $25. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See August 9. ‘AH, WILDERNESS!’: Eugene O’Neill’s sentimental comedy chronicles a 17-year-old’s coming of age. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968. ‘WORLD CAN’T WAIT DANCES’: There’s a “broom dance” in this political puppetry piece in which the “National Dance Company of Lubberland” sweeps out the Bush administration. New Building, Bread and Puppet Farm, Route 122, Glover, 8 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 525-3031.

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film ‘ONCE’: A folk-rock busker and a flower seller hit it off in this romantic film musical set in Dublin. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. MICROCINEMA NIGHT: Take a trip back in time to the height of Beatlemania with the zesty rockumentary A Hard Day’s Night. On the Rise Bakery, Richmond, 8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-7787.

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FRI.10 << 23B FRAMING SEMINAR: Would-be wielders of mat knives learn how to craft custom cases for photos and artwork. Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646.

words READING GROUP: Page turners discuss Sara Gruen’s novel Water for Elephants. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 388-4095.

talks TRANSPORTATION TALK: Planners from UVM and the city of Burlington discuss how they envision public transport 10 years from now. First floor, Farrell Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-8868.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See August 8, 9:30 a.m., for children ages 3-5. ‘PETER PAN’: See August 8, Staige Hill Farm, Charlotte, 6:30 p.m. ‘CHAMP: BELIEVER OR SKEPTIC?’: See August 8. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters age 3 and older gather for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. LINCOLN LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters up to age 5 form good reading habits in a tale-centered song-and-craft session. Lincoln Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 453-2665. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist, accordionist and banjo player Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See August 8, 10 a.m. HASH HOUSE HARRIERS ‘INVIHASHIONAL’: Cross-country runners follow flour-marked trails as part of a three-day camping bash that includes a Saturday-night luau. North Beach Campground, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $90. Reservations and info, www. burlingtonhash.com or 877-243-4274.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 8.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See August 8. CHARITY BINGO: See August 8. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See August 9, Route 15, one mile west of Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 274-0203. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Common, 4-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See August 9, 6 p.m. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. CROCHET DEMO: Hookers learn how to weave wool into useful items. Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646. VERMONT FRESH NETWORK DINNER: Aficionados of farm-to-table food meet three local producers at a gourmet meal. Hemingway’s Restaurant, Killington, call for time and cost. Reservations and info, 422-3886.

STOWE ANTIQUE CAR SHOW: Street rod buffs venerate venerable vehicles at the 50th anniversary of an auto extravaganza that includes a parade, flea market, and street dance. Nichols Field, Stowe, various times. $8. Info, www.vtauto.org or 253-7321. ‘FAMILY FRIDAY’: Kids and parents take turns creating hand-cranked ice cream. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 9 a.m. - noon. $3. Info, 877-3406.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. KOSA PERCUSSION FESTIVAL: See August 8. CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See August 10, Chandler Music Hall, Randolph. $20. LAKE CHAMPLAIN BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: See August 10. JOHN BRYANT: The local pianist flexes his digits on pieces ranging from blues to Beethoven. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. SONGS OF THE NEW DAWN: International singers and musicians from the Kundalini Express and other groups combine to play mystical Bengali poems and Indian ragas. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-5500. KILLINGTON MUSIC FESTIVAL: Renowned classical players perform works by Schubert, Haydn and Ernst von Dohnanyi in a special mountaintop concert. Killington Peak, Killington Ski Resort, gondola ride 6 p.m., concert 7 p.m. $25. Info, www.killingtonmusic festival.org or 773-4003. ‘MAGIC OF MASTER FIDDLERS’: Top bow-wielders Scott Campbell and Daniel Lemieux headline a fiddle-centric fundraiser for a home-hospice nonprofit. North Country High School, Newport, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 334-5213. CLASSICAL CONCERT: Award-winning violinist Andrew Jennings performs works by Felix and Fanny Mendelssohn and Clara and Robert Schumann, accompanied by his wife and musical partner, pianist Gail Jennings. Vergennes Opera House, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 877-6737. HERITAGE FESTIVAL: Vermont groups including the Hinesburg Community Band and the maritime-folk musicians of Atlantic Crossing strut their stuff at a showcase of New England traditional tunes. Various Westport, N.Y., locations and times. Donations. Info, 518-962-8778. PIPERS’ GATHERING: International teachers, performers and crafters of alternative bagpipes convene for music workshops, dancing and shop talk. The Killington Grand Hotel Resort, public concert at 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 223-2242 or www.pipersgathering.org.

drama ‘A NUMBER’: See August 8, 2:30 & 7:30 p.m. $26. A free pre-or-post-show panel discussion addresses the science, law and ethics of human cloning at 4 p.m. ‘SUDS’: See August 8, 2 & 8 p.m. $24-30. ‘HAIRSPRAY’: See August 8, 3 & 8 p.m. $32-48. ‘IOLANTHE’: See August 8. ‘LOOKING FOR THE ISLANDER’: See August 8. ‘BEYOND THERAPY’: See August 8. ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’: See August 8, Belmont Town Green, 2 p.m. ‘CHARLOTTE’S WEB’: See August 9, 1 & 5 p.m. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See August 9, 2 & 8 p.m. $21-23. ‘TARTUFFE’: See August 9, 8 p.m. $25. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See August 9.

<calendar > STREET PERFORMER FESTIVAL: Buskers breakdance, juggle and engage in aerial slack-wire acts, in addition to fooling around. See calendar spotlight. Church Street, Burlington, 2-6 p.m.; Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 865-7166. NEW YORK THEATRE WORKSHOP: As part of a creative residency, Big Apple thespians from the company responsible for Rent share works-in-progress about Arab-American womanhood and the perils of crossing class, racial and sexual boundaries. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 & 8 p.m. $10. Info, 603-646-2422. VERMONT STAGE COMPANY SEASON AUDITIONS: Actors try out for roles in fall shows that include Shakespeare’s King Lear. Vermont Stage Company Offices, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m., call for appointment. Free. Info, 862-1497.

film ‘ONCE’: See August 10, 7 & 9 p.m. ‘RED ROAD’: A Glasgow surveillancecamera operator stalks a man she never wanted to see again, with shocking results. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9:20 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘GIRLS’, ‘BOYS’ & ‘SISTERS’: Three Russian short films chronicle adolescence across gender divides. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. HOME MOVIE DAY: Community members screen family footage on old 8- and 16-mm reels to rediscover the past, preserved on celluloid. Howe Library, Hanover, N.H., 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, www.homemovieday.com or 603-252-6786.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 8. CALLIGRAPHY EXHIBITION: See August 9, 9 a.m. - 8 p.m. ARTIST MARKET: Local artists show their stuff and offer original works for sale. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts Plaza, Burlington, 9 a.m. – 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7165. ART IN THE PARK: Irish folk music and Israeli circle dancing augment Vermont’s oldest continuous art fair, complete with fine art, handicrafts and specialty food vendors. Main Street Park, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Donations. Info, 775-0356.

talks IRA ALLEN TALK: Historian Kevin Graffagnino surveys the foibles of one of Vermont’s founding fathers. Baptist Church Sanctuary, East Poultney, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 287-9760.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. WINOOSKI PLAYGROUP: See August 9, 10-11 a.m. ‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms listen to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. YOUTH DAY: Small growers sell hand-tended veggies and homemade jewelry, jam and baked goods, under the mentorship of area farmers and their folks. Williston Village Green, 9 a.m. – 1 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS ‘INVIHASHIONAL’: See August 10, all day. DROP-IN YOGA: Basic-level stretchers improve flexibility and balance in a casual session. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-2656.

ROPES COURSE: Climbers tackle a challenge course or swing down zip lines in 2-hour sessions. Bolton Valley Resort, 10 a.m., noon & 2 p.m. $25. Reservations and info, 434-6831. SPEED HIKING COMPETITION: Bootshod endurance racers pick up the pace on one of two courses over mountain peaks. See calendar spotlight. Lincoln Peak Area, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, registration 7-8:30 a.m., race 9 a.m. Donations. Info, 453-3552. HARPOON POINT-TO-POINT RIDE: Cyclists choose one of three statewide routes to benefit the Vermont Foodbank. Starts from the Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, call for time. Post-ride celebration, Harpoon Brewery, Windsor, 6-8 p.m. $25 includes dinner, kids under 12 free. Registration and info, 888-427-7666 or www.harpoonbrewery.com. GREEN MOUNTAIN GETAWAY TOUR: Supporters of multiple-sclerosis research choose between 45-, 75- and 100-plus-mile routes on a fundraiser ride. Castleton State College, various start times. $40. Registration and info, www.msvermont.org or 862-0912, ext. 12. ‘WALK FOR THE CHILDREN’: The Vermont chapter of Mothers Without Borders sponsors a walk-a-thon to help build and support a village for AIDS orphans in Zambia. Mount Abe High School Track, Bristol, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 453-2376. DIX PEAK: Hikers ascend from Adirondak Route 73 on a difficult, 13-plus-mile trek that crosses massive slides and fallen tree limbs. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 879-0755. BIKE FERRY: Cyclists go the distance between Burlington and the Champlain Islands, thanks to Local Motion’s causeway-bridging ferry. Colchester Causeway, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5 day pass. Info, www.localmotion.org or 652-2453. WATER WALK: River resource scientist Shannon Pytlik leads a tour along the Middlebury River highlighting the effects of a new provision designed to protect riverbanks. Meet on Ossie Road in East Middlebury, 0.5 mile east of the Route 7 intersection, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 388-1007.

VCAM ACCESS ORIENTATION: Would-be video producers get an overview of the facilities, policies and procedures at a local cable TV station. VCAM Channel 15 Studio, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, www.vermontcam.org or 651-9692. KIOSK DEDICATION: Paddlers participate in an unguided outing on Lake Champlain following the opening of an info spot on the Northern Forest Canoe Trail. Lake Champlain Islands Chamber of Commerce, North Hero, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2285. COMMUNITY YARD SALE: Bargain-hunters peruse piles of toys, kids’ clothing, appliances, furniture and gardening gear to support local children’s advocacy groups. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, www.linkinglearningto life.org or 951-8848. FRENCH & INDIAN WAR ENCAMPMENT: History comes to life for re-enactors of an 18th-century battle, who intersperse mock warfare with demos of the period’s tactical weaponry. Crown Point State Historic Site, N.Y., 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.; battle times 10:15 a.m. & 2 p.m. $5. Info, www.nysparks.com or 518-597-4666. PRESERVATION BURLINGTON TOUR: A stroll around the ’hood provides a new appreciation for downtown architecture, and a second tour explores the waterfront. Meet in front of Burlington City Hall, 11 a.m., or at Perkins Pier, Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 863-1377. SHEEP HERDING: Border collies run through a test that’s equal parts sport, craft and work. Bring a lawn chair to the Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m., herding demos at 11 a.m. & 12:30, 2 & 3:30 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. ANTIQUES & UNIQUES: Handmade and one-of-a-kind items inspire visitors to a large indoor market featuring live entertainment, raffles and a food concession. Barre Civic Center Complex, 9 a.m. - 3 p.m. $2. Info, 476-4222.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. LAKE CHAMPLAIN BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: See August 10. PIPERS’ GATHERING: See August 11. BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Community musicians of all ages perform marches and medleys for bandstand connoisseurs. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. RUTLAND CITY BAND: Town tooters play brassy faves at the Main Street Park Gazebo, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1822. SUNDAY LUNCH CONCERT: Violinist Paul Woodiel and pianist Susie Petrov perform music by Scottish violin masters as part of the Central Vermont Chamber Music Festival. Lawn of the Three Stallion Inn, Randolph, 12:30 p.m. Free; picnics are welcome. Info, 728-5575. LAKE PLACID SINFONIETTA: French horn player David Pandolfi and oboist Caroline Park solo at a concert of works by the prolific composer G. Armando. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $20. Info, 518-523-2512. EASTMAN SCHOOL OF MUSIC ALUMNI CONCERT: Pianist Jason Kwak of Texas A&M University and soprano Jacquelyn Familent paint Modeste Mussorgsky’s Pictures at an Exhibition, accompanied by a multimedia presentation. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 4 p.m. $10-15. Info, 496-4781. ‘PETER & THE WOLF’: The Shrewsbury Woodwind Quintet performs Prokofiev’s 1936 musical story about a boy hero willing to take risks. Bring blankets or lawn chairs to Fisk Farm, Isle La Motte, 2 & 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 928-3364. WESTFORD CONCERT SERIES: Expect traditional and original blues from the Nobby Reed Project. Westford Town Green, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 879-3749.

CHARITY BINGO: See August 8. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: See August 8, 1-2:30 p.m. FARMERS’ MARKETS: See August 9, 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 933-8325. Marble Works, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-8083. Williston Village Green, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See August 9, 2:30 p.m. STOWE ANTIQUE CAR SHOW: See August 10, parade 3:30 p.m., Main Street dance 7-10 p.m. Free. FRENCH ROUNDTABLE: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. DERBY LINE COMMUNITY DAY: Maps direct residents and visitors to a village-wide yard sale, and live music accompanies an art fair that includes face painting and a draft horse demo. Various Derby Line locations and times. Free. Info, 873-3420. MARCO THE MAGICIAN: Comedic card tricks and sleight-of-hand savvy entertain visitors to the Waterbury Congregational Church, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. GRASSROOTS ART: Senior citizens share their creative efforts in the form of live music, theater and short story readings. Presto Music Store, Blue Mall, South Burlington, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 658-0030.

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EARTHMAN: Calais resident and drummer Michael Giammusso complements the didgeridoo stylings of East Montpelier musician Pitz Quattrone at an all-you-can-eat brunch buffet. Local Agricultural Community Exchange, Barre, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Call for cost. Info, 229-4952. VILLAGE HARMONY: Teens from this folk-singing ensemble share music from rural America and the Balkan peninsula. Cabot Church, 7:30 p.m. $5-8. Info, 563-3144. ‘THE LONG ROLL’: Percussionist and composer Michael Manion offers his drum quartet inspired by a rudimentary rhythm-training exercise at a concert of new and recent drum works by David Gunn, Dennis Bathory-Kitsz, and three other composers. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $7. Info, longroll@vermontcomposers.com or 223-7861.

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‘A NUMBER’: See August 8, 4 p.m. ‘HAIRSPRAY’: See August 8, 7 p.m. $29-40. ‘MUCH ADO ABOUT NOTHING’: See August 8, Godnick Center Back Lawn, Rutland, 2 p.m. ‘CHARLOTTE’S WEB’: See August 9, 5 p.m. ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See August 9. ‘TARTUFFE’: See August 9. $25. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See August 9. GERMAN SCHOOL PLAY: Students of Deutsch trade lines in a dramatic vehicle for language learning. Wright Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. ‘THE DIVINE REALITY COMEDY CIRCUS & PAGEANT’: Vermont’s homegrown theatrical troupe melds Dante with reality TV. See “scene@,” this issue. Bread and Puppet Farm, Route 122, Glover, 2:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 525-3031.

‘ONCE’: See August 10. ‘KILLER OF SHEEP’: This 1977 drama examines the Watts ghetto of Los Angeles through the eyes of a dreamer benumbed by his slaughterhouse job. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘ZEITGEIST: THE MOVIE’: This iconoclastic film encourages critical perspectives on society’s “fundamental-yet-flawed assumptions.” Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-4629.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 8. ART IN THE PARK: See August 11.

19TH-CENTURY MEDICINE: Retired family doctor Stewart Kirkaldy answers visitors’ questions about the history of health and hygiene. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 2-4 p.m. $5. Info, 388-2117.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. JUNIOR RANGERS: Youngsters ages 7-10 earn forestry cred by completing fun activities. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS ‘INVIHASHIONAL’: See August 10, ends at noon. GREEN MOUNTAIN GETAWAY TOUR: See August 11. BIKE FERRY: See August 11.

RICKER MOUNTAIN: Hikers on a moderate, 3-mile outing aim for an observation tower at the top of this Waterbury peak. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 223-5603.

activism GREEN PARTY OF BURLINGTON: A kid-friendly potluck picnic connects area environmental advocates with political networks. Oakledge Park, Burlington, noon - 3 p.m. Free, bring a dish to share. Info, www. gpburlington.org or 864-0993. ADDISON COUNTY DEMOCRATS: Politicians address citizens at an old-fashioned ice cream social with free sundaes. Vergennes City Park, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2230.

etc CHARITY BINGO: See August 8, 2 & 7 p.m. EQUESTRIAN ACROBATICS: See August 9, 2:30 p.m. NORTHERN LIGHTS DINNER CRUISE: See August 9. $40. Diners crack crustaceans, then boogie to live music by a to-be-announced band. STOWE ANTIQUE CAR SHOW: See August 10, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. COMMUNITY YARD SALE: See August 11. FRENCH & INDIAN WAR ENCAMPMENT: See August 11, battle at 2 p.m. WALK TO THE POGUE: Visitors armed with sturdy shoes and insect repellent learn about the natural and cultural history of the area on a 2-hour, ranger-guided ramble to a scenic pond. Meet at Prosper Road parking lot, West Woodstock, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

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SUN.12 << 25B MEDITATION GROUP: Yoga practitioners experience sitting and walking reflection in the Vietnamese tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh. Otter Creek Yoga, Marble Works, Middlebury, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 388-1961. SCRABBLE CLUB: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars at the McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7558. PIE & ICE CREAM SOCIAL: Sweet tooths, unite! Sample a few of the more than 50 varieties of homemade pie, plain or à la mode; then listen to the Vergennes City Band play old-time tunes. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 1-4 p.m. $6. Info, 877-3406. KNITTERS’ GATHERING: Stitchers sit, chit-chat and knit at an informal craft session. Blue Cat Café, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 238-9235. LAWNMOWER RACES: Grass trimmers ride high in yard-sport competitions. Connecticut Valley Fairgrounds, Bradford, 2 p.m. $3 to watch, $5 to participate. Info, 222-4053. FORMAL GARDEN TOUR: A ranger leads a walk around 19th-century grounds that reflect the early days of the conservation movement. Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. $8. Reservations and info, 457-3368, ext. 22. OLD STONE HOUSE DAY: Local musicians enliven historical exhibits, traditional craft demos and activities for all ages. Old Stone House Museum, Brownington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 754-2022.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. THE GREENCARDS: The acoustic folk trio offers original bluegrass at an outdoor concert and picnic. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 7 p.m. $10. Info, 518-523-2512. VILLAGE HARMONY: See August 12, College Street Congregational Church, Burlington. Info, 864-5946. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilianstyle community drumming troupe. New members are welcome at the Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 343-7107. CHAMPLAIN ECHOES REHEARSAL: This women’s a cappella chorus welcomes new members for four-part harmonies. The Pines Senior Center, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0040.

drama ‘HOW TO SUCCEED IN BUSINESS WITHOUT REALLY TRYING’: See August 9.

film ‘ONCE’: See August 10.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 8. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See August 9. STAMP-AND-CARD CRAFTS: Paper pushers ink images to create unique mail-ables. Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 10 a.m. & 12:30 p.m. $2. Info, 862-0646.

talks MEDICAL LECTURE SERIES: Neurologist Dr. William Pendlebury of Fletcher Allen Health Care explains the biological reasons for aging, and how to stay healthy over the long haul. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7875.

‘REALITY AND THE BUSH VISION: David Sanger, chief Washington, D.C., correspondent for The New York Times, offers an insider’s view of the Bush administration’s foreign policy on counter-terrorism and counterproliferation. A Q-&-A session follows. Weston Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 824-5288.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See August 8, for children ages 2-3. MUSIC TIME: See August 9. DADS’ GROUP: Fathers and fathersto-be bring offspring up to age 6 to a playgroup, meal and social hour. Winooski Family Center, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1422. ‘HARVEST TIME MUSIC’: Parents and tots under age 6 dance and sing songs about flowers, fruits and veggies. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 760-9207.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See August 8, 10 a.m. KING STREET INVITATIONAL: Golfers tee off to support a Queen City neighborhood center for disadvantaged youth. Vermont National Country Club, South Burlington, registration & putting contest 11:30 a.m., tournament 1 p.m., reception & silent auction 5:30 p.m. Call for registration and cost. Info, 862-6736, ext. 103.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 8. VERMONTERS FOR A JUST PEACE: Locals review global issues focusing on Palestine and Israel. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 5. ‘PROTECTING OUR GROUNDWATER’: Sustainable community activists discuss how to protect local public resources from potentially polluting corporate interests. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, www. validdemocracy.org or 244-5636.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See August 8. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: See August 8, 5-6:30 p.m. KNITTING LOUNGE: Purlers perplexed by their patterns bring questions and problems to Creative Habitat, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 862-0646.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. VERMONT YOUNG MUSICIAN AWARD CONCERT: Vocal and instrumental finalists in grades 9-12 perform in competition. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 496-4781. STOWE GAZEBO CONCERT: The Starline Rhythm boys bust out toe-tapping honky tonk on the Stowe Free Library Lawn, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7792. TUESDAY NIGHT LIVE: Bluegrass diva Patti Casey invites a surprise guest to support a folk-centric show at the Legion Field, Johnson, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7826 or 635-9278. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949. SHAPE NOTE SING: Melody makers practice early American hymns in the fa-so-la shape-note tradition, and listeners are welcome. New Building, Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-6972.

<calendar > GERMAN CONCERT: Voice students who’ve learned to sing Lieder in the original take the stage at the Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3169. CASTLETON CONCERT SERIES: The Will Patton Ensemble mixes bluegrass and Gypsy jazz in a mandolin-powered mix. Castleton Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. GREENSBORO SUMMER MUSIC: A program of chamber music by Vivaldi, Puccini and Verdi includes solos by oboist Igor Leschishin and cellist Cynthia Forbes. United Church of Christ, Greensboro, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 525-3291.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. LIBRARY DOG LISTENERS: Budding book handlers gain confidence by reading aloud to trained canines. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

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SWING DANCING: Open practice makes perfect for music-motivated swing dancers of all levels. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM & DANCE CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 229-6912.

ZUMBA FITNESS: See August 9. COMMUNITY YOGA CLASS: Beginner to intermediate stretchers strike poses for spine alignment. Healing in Common Lobby, Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850. TRAIL RUNNING: Cross-country racers of all ages train on a 5K course, with shorter loops for kids. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $3-5. Info, 879-6001. WOODSTOCK BIKE RIDE: Cyclists can plan on a two-mile climb as part of a 12-mike trek, half on hard-packed dirt roads. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 457-4517.

drama ‘A NUMBER’: See August 8. ‘HAIRSPRAY’: See August 8, 7:30 p.m. $29-40. ‘LOOT’: Playwright Joe Orton’s irreverent farce hinges on a bank robber who hides cash in his late mother’s coffin. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 456-8968. MEET THE ARTISTS: Members of the New York Theatre Workshop discuss current plays-in-progress at a brown-bag lunch session. Faculty Lounge, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon. Free. Info, 603-646-3691. ‘THE LARAMIE PROJECT’ AUDITIONS: Actors try out for the White River Players’ fall production of a docudrama dealing with the 1998 murder of Wyoming college student Matthew Shepard. Music Room, Rochester High School, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 767-4770.

film ‘ONCE’: See August 10. SECRET MOVIE NIGHT: Indie film buffs wait with bated breath for a cinematic surprise. Studio STK, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 657-3333. BEN & JERRY’S OUTDOOR MOVIES: Church Street strollers settle down to see a live-action adaptation of Dr. Seuss’ The Cat in the Hat. Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, dusk. Free. Info, 862-9620.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 8.

words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Blue Star Café, Winooski, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See August 8. Toddlers take their turns with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See August 10, for walkers up to age 3. ‘HARVEST TIME MUSIC’: See August 13, Webb Lounge, Trinity Church, Shelburne, 9:30 a.m. WINOOSKI STORYTIME: Preschoolers aged 2-and-a-half to 5 expend energy in finger play and song, then listen to tales. Winooski Memorial Library, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 655-6424. WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See August 8. WILPF MEETING: Activists review world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6117.

etc CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See August 8. CHARITY BINGO: See August 8. FARMERS’ MARKET: See August 9, H.O. Wheeler School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. FARM GLEANING: See August 9. ‘PULL FOR NATURE’: See August 9. PAUSE CAFE: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Español-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome. Call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. ‘TIME TRAVEL TUESDAYS’: Visitors cook on a woodstove and churn butter, then relax as a farm family would have in the 1890s. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2355. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Before shopping, potential house hunters determine whether homeownership fits their needs. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, www.cvclt.org or 476-4493, ext. 211. RAW FOOD WORKSHOP: Sprouts and fresh garden veggies find a way into a lentil-based salad at Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. $12. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See August 8. BARRE CONCERT SERIES: See August 8. The Dave Keller Band provides danceable blues beats.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See August 8. Pianist Mary Anthony Cox and violist Carol Rodland perform Schumann’s Märchenbilder, subtitled “Pictures from Fairyland,” plus works by Prokofiev and Brahms. THE INDIGO GIRLS: The iconic female indie-folk duo gigs at a sold-out show with special guest Brandi Carlile. Paramount Theater, Rutland, 8 p.m. Tickets no longer available. Info, 775-0903. STOWE SUMMER MUSIC FESTIVAL: An inaugural program kicks off four days of free classical concerts showcasing international up-and-comers. Symphony Auditorium, Stowe High School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9554 or www. stowemusicfestival.com.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See August 8.

drama ‘A NUMBER’: See August 8. ‘HAIRSPRAY’: See August 8. ‘BEYOND THERAPY’: See August 8. ‘THE FANTASTICKS’: See August 9. ‘LOOT’: See August 14. ‘URINETOWN: THE MUSICAL’: Private toilets are against the law in this all-singing, all-dancing allegory about corporate power and corruption. Town Hall Theatre, Stowe, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 253-3961. CIRCUS SMIRKUS: The Vermont kids’ troupe presents a zoot-suited big-top show with juggling, aerials and acrobatics. Montpelier High School, 2 & 7 p.m. $18. Info, www.smirkus.org or 533-7443. ‘MEMOIRS OF INTERNS’: Stage newbies offer sketch comedy drawn from ongoing internships with Lost Nation Theater. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-0492.

film ‘ONCE’: See August 10. MICROCINEMA NIGHT: See August 10, 8 p.m. Fans of the Coen Brothers’ corpus watch The Big Lebowski, in which a deadbeat bowler is mistaken for a millionaire. DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: A Philip Glass score accompanies Anima Mundi’s 28-minute tour of all life on Earth; then Robert Bresson’s Au Hasard Balthazar follows the life of a single donkey through multiple owners and cruelties. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 7:35 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘WHAT A WAY TO GO’: Peak oil preparations? This documentary subtitled “Life at the End of Empire” looks at the cumulative global effect of climate change, species extinction and population increases. A discussion with filmmakers follows at Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Donations. Info, 363-8293.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. QUILT EXHIBITION: See August 8.

words AUTHORS BY THE PARK: See August 8. Vermont-based fantasy novelist Beth Hilgartner discusses her book Cats in Cyberspace. BREAD LOAF INAUGURAL READING: Michael Collier, director of the annual writers’ conference, shares the podium with Irish poet Eavan Boland and novelist Joanna Scott. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Campus, Ripton, 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2700. SPOKEN WORD OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns voicing original verse, selections from favorite authors or folk ballads sans instruments at this multilingual mélange. Dobrá Tea, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 999-1664.


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ACTING OUT Stroll down Burlington’s Church Street on a summer evening, and you’ll hear sidewalk musicians or see plein air prestidigitation. This weekend, the city and Magic Hat pair up to host a celebration of street performance. Breakdancers do tricks on the bricks, Circus Smirkus jugglers make orbs oscillate, and slackwire aerial and trapeze acts inspire oohs and ahhs. Starting at 6:30 p.m., the Firehouse Center houses performances by physical comedian Tom Murphy, downtown clown duo the Foolz and klezmer-inspired Eurofolk band Inner Fire District. Saturday’s shindig is a trial run for next August, when Burlington City Arts plans a three-day “festival of fools” featuring talented buskers from all over the world. Keep to the code: If you stop, be sure to put some dough in the act’s hat. Grazie!

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JANE HIRSHFIELD: The distinguished poet reads from current work and selections from her six award-winning collections. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

talks KITCHEN GARDENING: Backyard plotters hear how to grow and dry herbs for use in cooking. UVM Horticulture Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $10. Info, www. friendsofthehortfarm.org or 864-3073. NUTRITION TALK: An expert discusses ways to keep trim and fit, and explains which “healthy foods” have hidden side effects. McDaniel Chiropractic Center, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0970. RENEWABLE ENERGY: David Blittersdorf, the co-owner and founder of the Hinesburg-based company NRG Systems, explains the need for green power as a response to climate change and “peak oil.” Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See August 8. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See August 8. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See August 8. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See August 8.

HINESBURG PLAYGROUP: See August 8. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See August 8. CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS FOR KIDS: See August 8. ‘HARVEST TIME MUSIC’: See August 13, Stowe Gym. NANCY DREW MYSTERY MIXER: Kids in grades 3-6 collect clues to solve an “mp3 mystery” for Carolyn Keene’s signature red-haired sleuth. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘WHAT DINO AM I?’: Budding paleontologists become make-believe members of prehistoric species, then invent and share dinosaur tales. ECHO, Burlington, 10 a.m. – 1:15 p.m. $7-9. Info, 864-1848. HIDDEN TREASURES CONCERT: Families take a world tour with mystery-themed music by local folk musician Jon Gailmor. Colchester Meeting House, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313.

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ESL GROUP: See August 8. CHESS GROUP: See August 8. KNITTING POSSE: See August 8. NOONTIME KNITTERS: See August 8. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See August 8. CHARITY BINGO: See August 8. VOLUNTEER ORIENTATION: See August 8. VOLUNTEER TRAINING: See August 8. SUMMER SEX INSTITUTE: See August 8. TEEN PROGRAMS INFO: See August 8. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’ SERIES: See August 8. Green thumbs get tips on drying home-grown herbs, flowers and produce. BEAUTY TECHNIQUES: Female cancer patients get an emotional lift from self-care routines. American Cancer Society, Williston, 3-4:30 p.m. Registration and info, 1-800-227-2345. EDUCATIONAL FORUM: Families of children with developmental disabilities offer their two cents about plans to improve area services. Green Mountain Conference Room, La Quinta Inn & Suites, St. Albans, 4-6 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 782-4389. ADOPTION INFORMATION: Prospective parents hear about the ins and outs of international and domestic adoption options. Third floor, Hinesburg Town Hall, 6:30 p.m. Free. Reservations and info, 866-397-6913. >

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Your Gracious Guide to Love & Lust! Dear Mistress Maeve, Is there a correlation between exercising and sex drive? I’ve been with my girlfriend for three years. When we met, she worked out all the time, and she had a big sex drive. Now she’s gained a few pounds, feels bad about herself and hardly ever works out. When she does get to the gym, our sex life picks up again.

I don’t really care about her weight. I just want her to feel good

about herself so we can get our sex life back. If working out really does affect sex drive, how can I encourage her to hit the gym without sounding like a jerk? Personal Trainer

It’s true — sweating at the gym often leads to sweating in the bedroom. Because exercise relieves stress, renews energy and promotes self-confidence, it makes us feel ready for a good rogering. Getting in shape also makes us more limber and flexible for those hard-to-perform positions. Some studies even suggest that the same brain chemicals responsible for “runner’s high” are capable of releasing hormones that fuel the sex drive. You’ve got the right idea — you shouldn’t care about her weight, but

you’re a good partner for caring about her sexual and emotional wellbeing. You’re also right to be cautious about encouraging your lady to exercise. For many people, women in particular, working out and weight issues are deeply personal.

Jack & Jill I am so blessed to have such wonderful, thoughtful, and beautiful friends. Both of you made my 30th birthday unforgettable. Thank you so much for everything that you did for me. I really appreciated how PINK you made my special day! I love you girls so much! Thank you for helping me party like a rockstar on my 30th! When: Saturday, August 4, 2007. Where: My Pink 30th Birthday Party. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902083 sontava3 is for spying Consider yourself spied! Sorry that I am not your Mr. Right, but I read your profile and wanted you to feel the love. Drop me a line if you need any company at your next pity party. ;) And, uh....how high are your highest heels? When: Sunday, August 5, 2007. Where: S/D Personals. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902081 Blond und schlank Stephanie - I never meant to deceive you. Please don’t look at me with disgust. However, I do think that the attraction was mutual. Maybe someday we can relate further. When: Saturday, September 16, 2006. Where: somewhere in Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902079 Curved to the left Beautiful, curved just so slightly to the left, glad we reconnected as “friends”. Hope it’s the beginning of a wonderful “friendship”....K When: Thursday, August 2, 2007. Where: Waitsfield. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #902078

Dear PT,

i Spy...

If you’re looking to get a jerk, instead of being one — avoid putting

too much stress on her to hit the gym. Instead, lead by example and go on your own health mission. When she sees your renewed commitment to wellness, she just might jump on the bandwagon. Also, suggest some new activities that you can do together, like going out dancing or taking up tennis. In no time, she’ll be ready to return whatever you can serve up — on the court and in the bedroom.

You’ve been served,

MM

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Pretty girl, burger joint You work 3 jobs, you do the bar scene. I think you’re very friendly and I’d like to have a couple beers with you and talk. I’m the skinhead who hasn’t made it to the mall yet to see you; sorry about that. I think I worked with you at a college maybe 2 years ago. Thanks for the smiles! When: Monday, July 30, 2007. Where: Burger King. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902045 Blonde Goddess, Willard and Main Long hair, microscopic black skirt, light colored shirt. Slender legs, tight ass, picture perfect breasts, beautiful face, a dream. You glanced at me across the street several times, took my breath away! Me:black shirt, white cap, smoking. You’re so beautiful I almost fell down. I am yours Goddess, if you want someone to worship you!!! When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: Willard and Main Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902044 Costco Cutie I saw you looking for fans in Costco. . .you looked flustered and spectacular. I’m a strapping fellow who would love to watch you look for fans all day long and give you twins. I call your office just to hear your concerned voice. Can’t wait to meet you Monday at 2. When: Sunday, July 15, 2007. Where: Costco. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902043 Looking for crazysmartsexygirl I spy you in two 2 tango and looking forward to meeting you. FUN is my middle name. Wanna dance? Wanna party? Let’s go girl. When: Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Where: two 2 tango. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902042 RE: Beautiful Eyes You say we’re both shy at work. . . ask me what I’m doing this weekend;) When: Tuesday, July 31, 2007. Where: Work. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902041 You listened to my heart I was worried about the palpitations, although they gave me a chance to meet you. Thank you for setting my mind at ease. You: sweet, reassurring doctor. Me: heart all aflutter. When: Tuesday, July 24, 2007. Where: UHC. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902040 PA Goose Girl, Bagpipe Drummer Softness in the long shadows of lakeside sunsets. Chilly drives painting magenta reflections in still and deep waters. Heartflet embraces erasing August angst of shift changes and long hearts and off-to-college daughters. Knowing smiles and gentle hands with soft eyes speaking slowly. Takes my breath away..... When: Sunday, July 15, 2007. Where: A Frog With a Hairy Beard. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902039 lone elm flirt Sooo...I’d flirt back, but I don’t have a paid account. Find a way to get in touch, if you wanna... When: Monday, July 30, 2007. Where: sevendaysvt.com. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902038 spying LOL Hello to all of you spyer LOL. When: Monday, July 30, 2007. Where: everywhere. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902037

YOU GIRLFRIEND I spy u girlfriend. LOL...Hey, hola at me. When: Monday, July 30, 2007. Where: two2tango. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902036 You fell off the earth! Well one thing I know for sure is that you’ll read this. I know I always think it’s my week to get spied but it seems that this is the only way to see if you’re alive. Did you go into hibernation again? Get in touch! When: Sunday, July 22, 2007. Where: at the gym. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902035 bcmeoz I spy you. I spied you online! I’m always interested in a hike or a cup of coffee outside Uncommon Ground. Get in touch with me if you feel a hankering for either. When: Sunday, July 29, 2007. Where: Seven Days Personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902033 Brewster River Smuggs Guide We met at the river in Jeff. You had 28 kids from Smuggs & gave a fair warning about the peace that was about to be destroyed. You: bright teal crocs and beautiful brown hair,an interesting black tattoo. I hope to run into you there again... perhaps we can take a swim. Me: girl with the wings and camera. Namaste. When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Brewster River, Jeffersonville. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902032 thief To the person who stole my iPod, you may think you have the last laugh because you didn’t get caught, but **##@@* you, you are a waste of space. Piece of advice—get a job and buy your own stuff... When: Sunday, July 29, 2007. Where: you know where. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902031 Refreshing male at Wal-Mart I spied you at Wal-Mart last Friday the 27th. You were in the air freshener aisle. I gave you a coupon. I walked away too soon. If you’re single and would like to meet for coffee, please reply. When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: Wal-Mart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902030 Mon amie Tammy, I hope you see this ad. Are you taking summer classes? Let’s meet for lunch or dinner and quiz each other. Robert When: Thursday, December 16, 2004. Where: CCV, salbans. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902029 Best bardtender in training ever... Hey You! Thanks for making my lunch great with your awesome smile, friendly spirit, fun personality, and cute everything. I’ll see you around the watering hole....don’t forget to post your schedule for me! When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: Ground Round. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902028 cute medical student Saw you in 3rd floor ICU at 1235 am I delievered a bed to 305. I got you on the phone and you didn’t know what was up. I saw you later in the hallway. You tall 5ft 9 brunette in glasses me tall 6ft 1 guy sort of greyish hair. What’s your name? Let’s go for coffee together sometime. When: Sunday, July 29, 2007. Where: fletcher allen. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902025

Smokin on Church (7/13) I just saw your reply to my I-spy. I don’t check them often and I missed you. Can I make it up somehow? Meet again and I’ll make sure I’m there. I’m the tall guy that chatted it up for a bit with ya. When: Friday, July 13, 2007. Where: Church Street late night. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902024 Employment seekers BEWARE! Williston based distribution/fulfillment center is hiring for warehouse positions. Know-it-all micro-manager relishes the taskmaster role. Nothing you do is done right as it isn’t the way he’d do it. Disrespect from the corporate top, poor working conditions and dehumanizing atmosphere are the perks. The educationally challenged, those with little or no self-esteem, self-respect or confidence will fit in nicely. When: Saturday, July 28, 2007. Where: Winter Sport Lane. You: Man. Me: Man. #902023 Fancy Nancy, Green Mountain Queen Hannafords, Milton, Saturday July 28, around 3pm. I used to live in barn/house on end of Lake years ago. We were friends then, I always liked you, and have always been your friend. Would love to renew our friendship. I miss your face, your laugh...please consider contacting me. When: Saturday, July 28, 2007. Where: Hannafords, Milton. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902022 I like sunflowers too. Spied you at the Farmer’s Market 7/28. Then saw you on Church Street holding sunflowers and talking with a couple. Have seen you before at Banff Film Fest. Me: Green shirt, brown shorts. Meet for coffee? When: Saturday, July 28, 2007. Where: Burlington Farmer’s Market. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902021 Rusty Nail, 7/28 We met late nite after the reggae show. You came over from other side of the bar and we swapped our life stories. You: gorgeous brunette, beautiful eyes, great smile, hot wraparound tat on your arm. Me: purple shirt, brown hair, loopy, had been making eyes at you alllllllllll nite. You gave me your # but I forgot it! When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: Stowe. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #902020 Green Gummy Bear I spy my Sexy Green Gummy Bear! I’m leaving babe and it sucks. That book better take you seven months. I love you pookie more then you know. And hey joe-c keep her pleased. So till I see you guys again I love you, but Gummy Bear I love you the most!! When: Sunday, June 10, 2007. Where: Hickcock. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902019 Tybonne You were in a sport coat - you looked so handsome and you smelled scrumptious... then I saw you in a ball cap and a madras button down....there is a boyish charm to your smile, you know...let’s talk again soon. When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902018

Best Bartender in training! You were training on Friday during the lunch hour. Just wanted you to know I loved your smile and personality, and you are pretty cute too. Thanks for making my lunch fun and laughing at/with me. Cheers! When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: The bar. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902017 Beautiful Blonde at Belle’s Cafe Friday July 27th - You beautiful blonde wearing a tank top, native sunglasses, and jean capris. Me, blonde guy wearing red polo shirt. I was standing ahead of you in line and let you cut in front of me. It looked like you were having lunch with your mother. Perhaps you and I could have lunch sometime. When: Friday, July 27, 2007. Where: Belle’s Cafe, Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902016 Beautiful Eyes Both you and I are shy at work, too many people here to even try to be friendly with everyone. Though everytime I see you it looks like you want to talk to me, well I want to talk to you too. Maybe this is the week I gain enough courage to see what you are doing this weekend. When: Thursday, July 26, 2007. Where: At Work. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902015 Civiljar Low grade mayhem? You speak my language! Thanks for the flirt, find me? Deltachick When: Thursday, July 26, 2007. Where: Seven Days Personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902014 Bumped heads at BREAKWATERS tonight! I spy a handsome guy at Breakwaters. Blue baseball hat, glasses, white shirt and shorts. You bought me a drink at the bar (crown & ginger), following the somewhat awkward question my ‘friend’ wanted me to ask you. I wasn’t kidding when I said I’d be thinking about you for the rest of my life. When: Thursday, July 26, 2007. Where: Breakwaters, at the bar... THURSDAY. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902013 Black See Through Skirt You wore a black skirt and I said you should have worn something different because your fabulous body was visible and I must say it is fabulous. Let’s explore ebony and ivory. When: Thursday, July 26, 2007. Where: Price Chopper Shelburne Rd. 6:45 pm. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902012 MAPLE STREET APARTMENT SEARCH Wednesday 7/25. We were both there to view the same apartment. You: handsome and polite young man. Seemed like electricity was in the air. Am I imagining things? Really want to know more about you. Please get in touch with me. John. When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Maple St., Burlington. You: Man. Me: Man. u #902011 The sexiest waitress ever... Victoria, you’re finally spied. Now you can decide if it’s fun or a little strange. Let me know. When: Thursday, July 26, 2007. Where: Winooski. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902009

Your 3rd I spy Just wanna let you know this man is still interested, I must admit that I just can’t help myself. UR taken already, I hope he knows just how lucky he really is. Just know that you have it girl and man do still look, but you must not starve yourself. I’ll provide friendly attention every so often vis I spy. When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Colchester 5-10pm. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902008 Special Delivery? July 25, 2007 4:15 pm. I spy a beautiful blonde with a mail carrier walking up College St. I was in my blue GrandAm on the way to an appointment. You smiled, I smiled back & wished I had stopped to say hi. Would really like to meet, perhaps a walk along the waterfront? When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Walking up College Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #902007 On the Rise Bakery Thanks for letting my nephew and me check out your bike. We didn’t mind that it was dirty. Would love to ride sometime, just kidding. I’m living in Cali., but will be moving back in the fall. Maybe then? When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Richmond. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902005 Motorcyling, snowboarding, dogloving, handyman Mowing the lawn & motorcyles are your summer obsession. Making our house bigger & more beautiful is your current distraction. Nice weed whacker! I love you and appreciate all that you do for us. When: Tuesday, July 24, 2007. Where: out and about in Lamoille County. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902004 Pejasa Let’s cover some capital grounds! Meet me? When: Wednesday, July 25, 2007. Where: Two2Tango. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902003 miamor You flirted with me on two2tango (tmrrwsparty)... I know this is silly to post here but I’d like to talk with you more so send me a way I can reach you. I’ve already contemplated going to different chocolate shops to try and spot you... this may be less weird? When: Tuesday, July 24, 2007. Where: personals. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #902002 Dancepartner Your ad in the personals caught my eye. Would like to see if we have chemistry. Check me out - Zannee. When: Tuesday, July 24, 2007. Where: personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #902000 Magna Car show fanatic? I spied Magna001. I winked. You like carshows? I enjoy Lake George’s Adirondack Nationals coming in Sept. Maybe we can meet up and discuss our likes. When: Tuesday, July 17, 2007. Where: while flirting. You: Man. Me: Woman. #901999

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day, September 15, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $115, nonmembers $125, materials included. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org. CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Ten-week classes, instructed by ceramic resident Hoyt Barringer. Introduction to Throwing, Tuesdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., Sept. 18 – Nov. 20; Mixed Level Pottery, Wednesdays, 10 a.m. – 1 p.m., Sept. 19 – Nov. 28 (no class Nov. 21). Members $220, Nonmembers $245, materials & firing $50. New early payment discount! See website for details. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.

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art ARTS AT UVM: August – December. University of Vermont. Info, 802656-2085 or visit learn.uvm.edu/ arts or email Andrea.Grayson@ uvm.edu. UVM offers arts classes this fall, including drawing and welding. Develop skills to advance your creativity and/or career with topnotch instructors. Discounted Community Access to seats may be available.

business LEAGUE OF VT WRITERS SUMMER CONFERENCE: August 10 & 11, Friday, 3-10 p.m. Saturday, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m. $225. Champlain College. Info, 802-496-7226 or visit www. leaguevtwriters.org or email nnobrien@madriver.com. Writers conference focusing on professional development. Keynote speaker mystery author Archer Mayor. Workshops include fiction, nonfiction, children’s, journalism, electronic media, contracts. Fee includes overnight accommodations. Meals on campus or downtown. START UP: August 30 - December 13. Thursdays, 5:30-9 p.m. and every other Sunday, 12-6 p.m. $1250 with grants and scholarships available. Mercy Connections. Info, 802-846-7338 or visit http://www.mercyconnections.org.

This 15-week comprehensive business skills training course will assist you in moving from business idea to the completion of a high quality business plan. TIME MANAGEMENT SEMINARS & CLASSES: $135 per class, group rates available. Info, fmc@comcast.net. Not enough hours in the day, week, month? Does it feel like you never get ahead? Are you spending weekends trying to catch up? Are you having “issues” with unproductive employees? We are a results-oriented company with emphasis on getting you the results you want. Contact Fischer Management Co.

camps GIRLS GET’N FIT CAMP: August 13 - September 7, 5:45 a.m. - 6:45 a.m. Monday - Friday. $320. Williston Community Park. Info, 802310-5009 or email smmilam@gma vt.net or visit www.girlsgetnfit. com. Joing the Girls Get’n Fit Camp for four weeks of personalized fitness training. All ages and abilities are welcome!

clay CLASSES IN CERAMICS I AND II AND SCULPTURE: Learn hand building, throwing on the wheel and clay sculpture in CCV’s large and well-equipped clay studio in downtown Burlington. All classes taught by well-known Vermont potters. Most classes start the first week of September. Register now at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 865-4422. CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Handbuilding with Extruders, Instructor: Sue Brownell, Saturday, August 25, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Members $90, nonmembers $100, materials and firing included. Visiting Artist Workshop: Folk Pottery, Instructor: Todd Piker, Satur-

SUPERLATIVE REDS: August 16, 5 p.m. - 6:30 p.m. $25 per person, plus tax. New England Culinary Institute - Wine Education Series at the Inn at Essex Info, 802-7641413, space is limited, make your reservation today. Compare and contrast four superlative red wine grapes in a fun and informative tasting activity with focus on Pinot Noir, Grenache, Cabernet Sauvignon and Zinfandel. Discuss stylistic differences in the grapes, typical varietal characteristics and common areas of production. Features a discussion of the theme accompanied by a tasting of five wines.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome! BALLROOM DANCE WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: $50 per person for 4week session. Info, email Kevin@ FirstStepDance.com, call 802-5986757 or visit www.FirstStepDance. com. DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, preregistration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $40 or $65, $12 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just

the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! FLYNN ARTS FALL SEMESTER: FlynnArts’ fall semester begins Monday, September 10. Enroll in favorite classes and new opportunities for all ages. The semester offers beginner and advanced classes in creative movement, hip-hop, jazz dance, ballet, tap, contemporary dance, and modern technique; the FlynnArts Dance company; and adult-only fitness classes. Brochure or information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; www. flynncenter.org/flynnarts.html. INTRODUCTION TO TAP DANCE: Monday, Sept. 10 – Dec. 10, 6:15 –9:15 p.m. at CCV Burlington. Register now at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 865-4422. An introduction to tap dance techniques, aesthetics and theory. 3 credits. Instructor, Karen Amirault. Also, Introduction to Jazz Dance with Karen on Mondays, Sept. 10 – Dec 10, 3–6 p.m. SWING DANCE LESSONS: TUESDAYS, July 31 - September 4: Swing 1 / Lindy Hop Basics, 6:307:30 p.m. No dance experience required. WEDNESDAYS, August 1 - September 12: Swing 2B / Lindy Hop Charleston, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Must have mastered Swing 1 – or by permission. WEDNESDAYS, August 1 - September 5: Intermediate Balboa, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Must have completed Balboa Fundamentals – or by permission. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six weeks, $40 for students/seniors. Info: 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed! Taught by Shirley McAdam & Chris Nickl. (Please bring clean, nonmarking shoes and arrive 10 minutes early to the first class.)

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Architectural Modelmaking, August 10-12. $300. Three-dimensional modelmaking is one of the best ways to convey design ideas in addition to being a rewarding hobby.Architecture as Re:Use, August 12-18. $900. This course will explore temporary installation artworks as a way of studying space-making and re-use of materials. Home Design/Build, August 19-31. $1680. Learn the fundamental skills to design and build your own dream home, or explore architecture and building as a career path. Home Design, September 2-8. $900. This class teaches students how to design a home and communicate that design through floor plans, sections, elevations, and a scale model. Intro to Cob Building, September 2-8. $900. Learn to build an earthen structure from a mixture of clay, sand, straw and water. Modern Plaster Techniques, September 6-7. $300. Using a combination of joint compound and plaster of Paris and pigment, you can avoid taping, mudding, sanding, priming and painting. For more info, call 802-496-5545, or visit www. yestermorrow.org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 27th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.

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WEST AFRICAN DANCE: Tuesdays at 6:30 p.m. and Fridays at 5:30 p.m. $12. Williston Sports and Fitness Edge. Info, 802-249-4025 or email agallant@uvm.edu. Come learn some new moves from Senegal, Mali and Guinea, West Africa! Pape Ba, a master drummer and dancer from Senegal, is a dynamic teacher eager to share his knowledge about these cultures. All levels welcome.

BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: All classes are held in the Taiko Space at 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Fall I Session: Kids (Beginners), Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. $47. Adults (Beginners), Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. $53. Six-week session begins 9/11. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-658-0658.

ZUMBA DANCE AEROBICS!: Tuesdays: 5:30 p.m., Saturdays: 9:15 a.m. $7 per class or $65 for 12 classes. Fitness Options in South Burlington. Info, 802-734-3479 or email zumbagen@gmail.com. Zumba combines high-energy music with dance aerobic moves to create a fast-paced, fun workout. Each class is a fusion of Latin and international rhythms, combined with routines that tone and sculpt the entire body!

HAND DRUMMING CLASSES: Wednesdays at Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Avenue, Burlington. Beginners Conga Class, 5:306:50 p.m. Beginners Djembe Class, 7-8:50 p.m. $30/session, includes free drum rental for the session. Walk-in price: $12. Info, 802-6580658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins welcome! Gift certificates available! RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: All classes are held in the Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library. Fall I Session: Kids (Beginners), Thursdays, 6-6:50 p.m. $48. Adults (Beginners), Thursdays, 7-7:50 p.m. $50. Fiveweek session begins 9/13. Annual student recital on 10/18 at the Volunteers Green, Richmond. Paid pre-

registration is due 9/6, and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Info, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or call 802-434-2624 for Richmond class information.

energy FUNDAMENTALS OF BRENNAN HEALING SCIENCE: September 7, 8, 9. Friday evening through Sunday afternoon. $380 all inclusive: workshop, vegetarian, lodging & meals ($25 discount if registered by Aug. 15). Sky Meadow Retreat, Greensboro Bend, VT. Info, contact Johannes Otter, 223-3870 or johannesotter@comcast.net. An enlightening system of energy work that combines hands-on healing techniques with spiritual and psychological processes. The workshop is designed to give you a thorough and experiential introduction to the transformative work of Brennan Healing Science. The format will include lectures, healing demonstrations, guided exercises and meditations, hands-on healing techniques, practice healings and self-healing exercises.

health FAMILY-TO-FAMILY CLASS: Do you know someone who struggles with depression, bipolar disorder or other mental illness? Would you like to understand more about their illness, and help them get into treatment? NAMI’s free 12-week Family-to-Family course is starting in September in Bennington, Berlin and Middlebury. Info, contact NAMI-Vermont at 1-800-639-6480. Learn the latest facts about methods of treatment and the chances for recovery from mental illness, how to take care of yourself and meet other family members.

herbs HOME GROWN HEALTH: One Saturday per month, September 2007 - May 2008. 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $120/month. Weed Farm & Blue Meadow Farm, Lincoln, VT. Info, contact Susan, 802-453-7395, weedfarm@gmavt.net. Learn how you and your family can thrive! Apprenticeship includes anatomy and healthy movement, growing and cooking whole foods, growing and preparing medicinal herbs, and making joyful noise. ORIENTAL HERBAL MEDICINE PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. 150-hour program. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. Open House Saturday, August 11 at 10:30 a.m. Please call to attend 802-288-8160. This class will meet


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. one weekend a month and will give students a strong foundation in the use of Chinese and Japanese herbs to treat numerous disharmonies. Students will learn the fundamentals of Oriental theory and diagnosis incorporating yin yang, 5 element, 8 principle, and Oriental internal medicine theory. An in-depth study of abdominal, tongue and pulse diagnosis will make this course an extremely practical introduction to the art and science of Oriental herbal therapy. There will also be a hands-on approach to working with loose herbs and combining them into classical formulas. This class is appropriate for all body-workers and health-care providers, as well as those seeking to begin studies in alternative therapies. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Weekend Workshop Series 2007: Herb Home Remedy Marathon, August 18-19, Saturday and Sunday, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Empower yourself to make simple, effective home remedies for yourself and your family. Enjoy the flexibility of knowing how to make a variety of remedies to suit individual preferences. During this weekend you will learn the benefits of making extractions with water, alcohol and oil, and several ways to use powdered herbs, while connecting with the plant spirits - making medicine with intention in sacred tradition. This weekend includes herb walks and nature hikes. You will receive a hand lens for examining plants up close and handouts. Snack and tea are served. Tuition is $165 for your first weekend; $150 for each weekend after the first in the Weekend Workshop Series. Pre-registration required. Non-refundable deposit of $20 holds your place. Grants are available to qualifying applicants please contact us for information. We accept Master Card and VISA. For more information, contact Annie McCleary, Director, 802-4536764, email anniemc@gmavt.net, or visit www.WisdomOfTheHerbs School.com. Lincoln, Vermont.

kids MUSIC TOGETHER - PARENT/CHILD MUSIC & MOVEMENT CLASSES: September 10 - December 10. Mornings, evenings, weekends, too. Info, 802-760-9207 or visit www.greenmountainmusictogether. com or email greenmountainmusic together@gmail.com. Mixed-Ages (0-5), Babies Only, 3–5–Year–Olds and Big Kids Family Classes (5-6 with parent) 12-week series are 45 minutes in length and include songs, rhythmic rhymes, movement, and instrument play. Non-performance oriented and developmentally appropriate for children. 2 CDs, songbook, and new parent guide included!

kitesurfing/ windsurfing SHIPWRECKED EXPLORATION: Stay dry over the wreck site and explore one of Lake Champlain’s incredibly well preserved and intact shipwrecks through the eyes of an ROV camera (remotely operated vehicle). The ROV does the swimming and we stay onboard seeing what it sees on a sunlight readable screen at the surface. This educational and entertaining adventure is great for all ages and especially for families, techies, history buffs and locals

who have never seen the historical treasures right outside Burlington’s breakwater. Tours are 1 hour long and operate Tuesday/Thursday evenings as well as by appointment Seven days per week through October. For more info on schedules and rates, please call Lake Champlain Shipwrecks at 802-951-2586 or visit www.shipwrecktour.com.

language FRENCH CLASSES WITH ENVIRONMENTAL CONSCIENCE: September, October, November. Between 9 a.m. and 8 p.m. Info, 802-8991889 or visit www.mosaicmond. net or email georgett@mac.com. Don’t drive to class. Save time, energy, the environment. Learn French (written, spoken, pronunciation) the best way with an experienced teacher, an efficient & proven approach, tailored to your needs. FRENCH LESSONS: French lessons from Paris with Carole. Conversation, work, travel. Call 802-253-8571. SPANISH CLASSES: Info, visit our website www.justspanish4u.com, email info@justspanish4u.com or call 802-347-1431. Are you interested in learning the diverse, exciting and fun world of Spanish? Look no further, Just Spanish 4u is your answer. We now offer Spanish classes to all ages, as well as translation services in English and Spanish catering to individuals, nonprofit, government and corporate clients in Vermont. New classes starting soon, we offer affordable classes in a fun environment, don’t hesitate!!!

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult classes meet MondayFriday, 5:30-6:30 and 6:35-8 p.m., Wednesdays, 12-1 p.m., Saturdays, 10:45-11:45 a.m. and Sundays, 10-11 a.m. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet on Wednesdays and Thursdays, 4-5 p.m. and Saturdays, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Muso Shinden Ryu laido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Saturdays, 11:45 a.m. - 1 p.m. Zazen (seated Zen meditation), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info, 802-9518900 or www.aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome to watch Aikido classes. Gift certificates available. We now have a children’s play space for training parents. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th degree black belt and Burlington’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido instructor. BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, SNAKE STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: For an appointment to view a class, Saturday, 11 a.m., Wednesday, 7 p.m., call 802-8647902 or visit www.iptaichi.org. 100 Church Street, Burlington. The snake style is the original martial version of Yang Tai Chi and was taught only to family and disciples for five generations. The snake style develops flexibility of the spine, hips and rib cartilage, and stretches and strengthens the internal muscles of the hips, abdomen, thoracic ribs and deep layers of the back. The snake style uses core muscles to move from posture to posture in a rhythmic and seamless pattern, generating powerful jin energy for martial skill and power. The snake style uses suppleness and subtlety

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] to overcome brute force. Robust health, deep relaxation, emotional harmony, touch sensitivity and intuitive power are the rewards of studying this masterful martial art. The snake style is taught by Bao Tak Fai (Bob Boyd), Disciple of the late Grandmaster Ip Tai Tak and sixthgeneration lineage teacher of the Yang style. HWA YU STYLE TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Mondays, Beginning September 10, Beginners 5-5:45 p.m., Advanced 5:45-6:30 p.m. $90/12-week series. 64 Main St., 3rd floor. Info, 802- 456-1983 or email ehayes@cvcoa.org. Tai Chi promotes deep relaxation, refined breathing, significant health enhancement. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been teaching Tai Chi since 1974. Advanced class will learn 2nd half of the form. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Suite 35, Williston. First class free. Info, 660-4072, visit www.bjjusa.com or email Julio@bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-tolearn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage MASSAGE TRAINING: Starts September 5, Wednesdays and alternate Saturdays. Wellness Massage Center and Institute. Info, 802527-1601. Therapeutic Massage Training Program. Sixteen years of massage students graduated and working in all settings including spas, physical therapy, chiropractic offices and self-employed. Fivehundred-hour program recognized by NCBTMB. Nationally licensed instructors with 28 years of combined bodywork experience. Students receive comprehensive training in Therapeutic Massage, Deep Tissue Myofascial Therapy, Shiatsu, Anatomy & Physiology I & II and Clinical Practice. Classes begin September 5th at Wellness Massage Center and Institute, 527-1601. ORIENTAL BODYWORK PROGRAM: Begins September 2007. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 802-288-8160 or visit www.elementsofhealing.net. Open House Saturday, August 11 at 10:30 a.m. please call to attend

802-288-8160. The 500-hour Oriental Bodywork provides students with a solid foundation in Traditional Oriental Medicine theory, and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. The course will involve a detailed study of Oriental medicine theory, including the body’s meridian system and acupressure points, Yin Yang Theory, 5-Element Theory, 8 Principles of diagnosis, internal and external causes of disease will also be studied, as well as Oriental pattern differentiation. Additionally, diagnostic methods of finding disharmony (pulse, abdominal and tongue diagnosis) will be explored giving students the tools necessary to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances. This allows students to create not just a relaxing massage experience but also a health treatment plan that can be implemented during their massage sessions. A Western science class, Anatomy and Physiology, personal and professional ethics and business development has been incorporated into the bodywork program as well. VSAC Grants are available to those who qualify. SWEDISH MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING PROGRAM: Now enrolling for the fall. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, September 11, 2007 - June 5, 2008 Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Info. Call 658-7715, www.touchstonehealingarts.com. Touchstone Healing Arts offers a 650-contact-hour program in Therapeutic Massage. This course provides students with a solid foundation in therapeutic massage, anatomy and physiology, clinical practice, personal and professional development, and communication skills.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Mondays through Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. and Sundays, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Burlington Shambhala Center. Info, 802-658-6795 or visit http:// www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction available on Sunday mornings or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9-11:30 a.m.

music AMERICAN HARMONY SINGING: October-November. 4-6 p.m. $120 for a six-week session. Montpelier Grange Hall. Info, 802-223-9685. Learn about the many styles of American Harmony Singing including Appalachian close harmony and New England shapenote. No experience necessary. Classes taught by Katie Trautz at the Summit School of Traditional Music and Dance. BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Wednesday, Sept. 5 – Dec. 5, 7-8:30 p.m. CCV Burlington, 119 Pearl Street. Register now at www.ccv.edu or by appointment 865-4422. Explore a variety of mu-

sic including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, and classical melodies. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers” welcome! Semester dues $45. Directed by Amity Baker. FLYNN ARTS FALL SEMESTER: FlynnArts’ fall semester begins Monday, September 10. Enroll in favorite classes and new opportunities for all ages. The semester offers beginner and advanced classes in beginning guitar, as well as a music introduction for preschoolers, vocal classes for children, vocal technique classes for teens and adults, and the new Teen/Adult Group Sing! Brochure or information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; www.flynncenter.org/flynnarts.html. MOUNTAIN MUSIC WORKSHOP: August 25, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. $50. Huntington Public Library. Info, 802-279-2236 or email kati etrautz@yahoo.com or visit www. myspace.com/mayflygirls. Learn the music and dance traditions of Appalachia at the Mountain Music Workshop in Huntington, VT. Clogging, harmony singing, fiddle classes offered. Workshop is followed by a concert and contra dance. MUSIC CLASSES AT CCV!: Most classes start the first week of September at CCV Burlington. Register now at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 865-4422. Classes include: Music Fundamentals, Music Theory I, Piano I, Guitar I, Fundamentals of Singing, Intro to Technology in Music, and History of Rock & Roll. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles including jazz, rock, pop, traditional and world music. THEATER ARTS AT UVM: August December, University of Vermont, Burlington, Info, 802-656-2085 or email Andrea.Grayson@uvm.edu or visit learn.uvm.edu/arts. UVM offers theater arts classes this fall, including Intro to Acting and Musical Theater. Develop techniques, skills and tools to advance your creative endeavors. Discounted Community Access to seats may be available.

nature WILDERNESS LIVING SKILLS: August 8-9, Primitive Fishing. August 11-12, Primitive Vessels. August 18-19, Arrow Making. August 2526, Basics of Primitive Survival. Contact Brad for details or check website. New or experienced students welcome! Info, contact Brad 203-770-5445, www.rootsvt.com.

pilates 123 PILATES: Our calm studio space allows you to relax, breathe, and move in a way that enlivens body, mind and inner self. Lucille Dyer provides expert instruction in a peaceful studio where you can develop balanced strength and flexibility for the whole body. Call today for your free introduction to Pilates exercise, and find out what a personalized program can do for you. We offer a full schedule of Reformer and Mat classes, and private sessions by appointment. New in August: Teen/ Adult Ballet Barre and Bartenieff Fundamentals. In Colchester on Hwy 127 near the New North End of Burlington and Malletts Bay. Website: _www.123pilates.com_ Email: lucille@123pilates.com Phone: 863-3369.

ABSOLUTE PILATES: Tone, stretch, strengthen, energize! Discover the power of the Pilates method of body conditioning and create a whole new body. Absolute Pilates offers equipment-based private sessions (free 1/2 hour intros available) and group mat classes in an attractive, welcoming locale within the Espire personal training studio. 12 Gregory Drive, Suite One, South Burlington. Info, please call Lynne at 802-310-2614, or email lynnemartens@ msn.com, or visit www.Espirefitness.com and click on Absolute Pilates. Lynne was certified by the Pilates Studio, NYC, in March 2000 by Pilates elder Romana Kryzanowska and master teacher Bob Liekens. Lynne also teaches in Burlington and at the University of Vermont. PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: Come experience our beautiful, lightfilled studio, expert teachers and welcoming atmosphere. We offer Pilates, Anusara-inspired Yoga, Physical Therapy and Gyrotonic to people of all ages and levels of fitness who want to look good, feel good, and experience the freedom of a healthy body. Conveniently located in Burlington at 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park). Want to learn more about Pilates? Call to sign up for a free introduction. We offer info sessions Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or we can arrange a time to fit your schedule. Info, 802-8639900 or visit www.pilatesspace. net. Member of the Pilates Method Alliance, an organization dedicated to establishing certification requirements and continuing education standards for Pilates professionals.

psychic SILVA ULTRA MIND PSYCHIC DEVELOPMENT SEMINAR: September 8-9, 8:45 a.m. - 6 p.m. Please call for special discounted price for Seven Days readers. Courtyard Burlington. Info, 646-218-1285, visit www.empoweringtransitions. com, or email emptransitions@aol. com. You are psychic! Develop your psychic ability to improve your life and help others in a relaxing, fun weekend through a series of guided meditations and remote viewing exercises!

reiki REIKI CLINICS: Join Sukhada Repass, certified Reiki Master/Teacher on the second Saturday of each month. Minimum donation of $10 per person. Info, email rayoflight108@gmail.com or 802-7304440. Visit www.rayoflight108.com. Reiki is a light hands-on touch encouraging relaxation & stress reduction. It originates from Japan. Reiki can be used on any ailment. Dates to add to your calendar: August 11, September 15 (date change), 3-6 p.m. Reiki II Class August 16 9:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Please contact me for class availability & directions. Blossoming Lotus Yoga Studio, 36 School Street, Johnson. Reiki Get Your Reiki: July 18 - August 20. $500. Info, 802-9512543 or email jangchubpalwo@ yahoo.com. Those that are committed to health for themselves, and in-

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sailing COMMUNITY SAILING CENTER: Learn to sail! Classes for adults, youth and families, beginning and intermediate courses and full day camps. Info, visit www.communitysailingcenter.org or call 802-864-2499. Sailboat, kayak and canoe rentals. Other sailing opportunities include Friday night 420 race series, adaptive water sports program, high school sailing team, and overnight sailing expeditions. Community Sailing Center’s mission is to provide public access to educational and recreational opportunities through sailing, paddling and other lake-oriented programs.

theater FLYNN ARTS FALL SEMESTER: FlynnArts’ fall semester begins Monday, September 10. Enroll in favorite classes and new opportunities for all ages. The semester’s line-up includes imaginative adventures in creative drama for younger children, acting technique classes for children and adults, musical theater celebrating “The Fabulous ’50s” for teens, and adult-only standup and improv classes. Brochure or information: 802-652-4548, ext. 4; flynnarts@flynncenter.org; www. flynncenter.org/flynnarts.html. THEATER/ACTING: ACTING I Thursday, Sept. 6 – Dec. 13, 6:15– 9:15 p.m. CCV Burlington. Register now at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 865-4422. An introduction to the craft of acting. Includes work in improvisation, monologues and dramatic scenes. 3 credits. Instructor: Donald Rowe.

visual arts VISUAL ART CLASSES AT CCV!: More than 30 classes including Introduction to Studio Art, 2-D Design, Digital Photography, Graphic Design, Book Arts, Drawing, Pastels, Oil Painting, Watercolor Painting, Stained Glass and Art History. CCV offers a two-year program in Graphic Design and in Visual Arts. CCV art classes are taught by well-known Vermont artists in our downtown studio. Call to find out more. Most classes start the first week of September. Register now at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 865-4422.

SOLID WOOD CONSTRUCTION: Saturday–Wednesday, Sept. 15 –19, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Instructor: Garrett Hack. Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Build a small hanging cabinet with master woodworker Garrett Hack. Many aspects of solid wood construction will be covered such as choosing and joining boards for pleasing grain patterns and stability, case joinery, securing shelves and backs, making and attaching moldings, corner details, building drawers and hidden compartments, and making and hinging doors. Members $500, Nonmembers $560. Materials $25. New early payment discount! See website for details. WOOD WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Fine Woodworking—Beginning Instructor: Joe Powers, Mondays 6:30 – 9:30 p.m., Ten weeks, Sept. 17–Nov. 19; Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/ Advanced A.M. Class Instructor: Joe Powers, Tuesdays 9 a.m.–12 p.m., Ten weeks, Sept. 25–Nov. 27; Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced P.M. classes, two options: Instructor: Joe Powers, Tuesdays 6:30 – 9:30 p.m., 10 weeks, Sept. 18–Nov. 20 or Instructor: Timothy Waite, Wednesdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m., Ten weeks, Sept. 19 – Nov. 28 (no class Nov. 21). Master Series, Instructor: Joe Powers, Tuesdays, 12:30–3:30 p.m., 10 weeks, Sept. 25 – Nov. 27. New early payment discount! Info, 985-3648 or visit www.shelburneartcenter.org.

writing ENGLISH AND WRITING AT UVM: August - December. University of Vermont. Info, 802-656-2085 or visit learn.uvm.edu/arts or email Andrea.Grayson@uvm.edu. UVM offers English classes this fall, including Written Expression and Before Tolkien. Hone your writing skills and develop tools advancing your creativity. Discounted Community Access to seats may be available.

yoga AYURVEDA and Yoga: September 22-23, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $225. The Ayurvedic Center. Info, 802-8728898 or visit www.ayurvedaver mont.com or email ayurvedavt@ adelphia.net. Ayurvedic Yoga is a merging of two ancient wisdom traditions whose goal is to bring optimal balance to the uniqueness of the individual, through harmonizing the five elements (earth, water, fire, air and space), breath and consciousness. In this workshop you will have the opportunity to discover your constitution from an Ayurvedic viewpoint – are you vata, pitta or kapha? You will learn specific ways to balance the body’s unique constitution through asana and pranayama. The Ayurvedic approach to yoga considers the individual, the seasons and style of practice in order to restore & maintain balance. This can greatly benefit us as yoga practitioners and teachers. This workshop will be taught by Michele Schulz from The Ayurvedic Institute in New Mexico.

BRISTOL YOGA AND AYURVEDA: Daily Ashtanga Yoga classes for all levels. Special monthly workshops on yoga, Ayurveda, diet and nutrition, breathing and meditation. Private sessions for yoga or Ayurvedic consultations available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $14 drop-in, $110 for ten classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul. Bristol Yoga is directed by Christine Hoar, who was blessed and authorized to teach by Sri K Pattabhi Jois of Mysore India, holder of the Ashtanga lineage. Christine is also a certified Ayurvedic consultant. BURLINGTON YOGA: Daily classes offered 6:30 a.m. to 7:30 p.m. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St. $12/ hour, $14 for 90 minutes, $160 for unlimited monthly membership, $75 for a private lesson. Info, 658-9642 (YOGA) or piper@burlingtonyoga.com. Classes: Anusara Inspired, Beginner, Flow, Slow Flow, Iyengar style, Kripalu, Kundalini, Men’s, Prenatal and Restorative Yoga. “The yogi whose mind is ever under his control, always striving to unite with the Self, attains the peace of Nirvana - the Supreme Peace that rests in me.” Bhagavad Gita VI ‘15 Krishna to Arjuna. EVOLUTION YOGA: Classes for all levels taught in Vinyasa, AnusaraInspired, Kripalu and Iyengar traditions. Specialty classes offered in Fundamentals, Yoga for a Healthy Back, Yoga for Women 40+ and Yoga for Bigger Bodies. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with prenatal/postnatal yoga classes, taught by Evolution Yoga director who holds an advanced certification in pregnancy yoga. $13/dropin, $120/10-class card for one-and a-half-hour classes. $11/drop-in, $100/10-class card for hour-long classes. Monday 5:45 p.m. Vinyasa community class is $6 suggested donation. Check out our $5 Friday class, 4:30 p.m. Find a class that is right for your body and your level of experience and feel the benefits of yoga. Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info, 864-9642, evolutionvt.com. Evolution offers a full baby/children’s yoga program from 2 months to 12 years, as well as teen classes. Preregistration for fall semester begins for currently enrolled families August 6 and for all others August 13. Call early to ensure a spot in your class of choice. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors in beautiful, spacious studios on the Winooski River and our downtown studio and boutique at 113 Church Street (top floor of the Leunig’s building). $14 drop-in, 10 classes/$110. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or visit www.yogavermont.com. Six-week Intro to Ashtanga, Adaptive Yoga, and more listed on website. 200hour Yoga Instructor Course begins July 2007. For the latest, check out our blog http://yogavermont. typepad.com

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For Sale $187,900 Condo, Milton Excellent condition (2005). 3-BR, 2-BA, 1233 sq. ft. Single level. Huge, unfinished basement. Oversized garage. Buyers brokers are welcome. Call 802-999-9371. 19th Century Train Station 2BR, 1BA, contemporary renovation. New kitchen with sit-down counter, stainless appliances, new bathroom. Brand new, on-demand hot water heater. HDWD floors. 0.86 acres. (802)899-3952. 3-Apt Home MUST SELL!!! New plumbing, elec. and insulation. Lg. barn, 2-car garage, 2+ acres. Located on Rte. 2 in West Danville, close to stores & the beach at Joe’s Pond. 802-684-3398. Colchester Seasonal Mobile Home, park model, 44 ft., 2-slides out. W/D, hard roof, deck. Brecken Ridge. 941-286-2132. Colchester 2 Bedroom Condo Modern 2-BR, 1.5 bath condo in a 2-unit association. Full basement, attached garage, fenced yard w/ deck. New roof and bedroom windows. 482-3137.

to Buyer WINOOSKI-$5000 2BR, 1BA, 1150 sq. ft. total renovation...a must see. On corner oversized lot, xl garage, zoned multi-family, best neighborhood. TOP TO BOTTOM like new, total update. Contact Sam (802)363-2177. $257,000 -- $5000 to buyer!

Bristol Village Quality 1-BR apt, quiet, sunny, off-street parking, NS/pets, includes water and sewer. $625/mo. 802-453-5841. Bristol Village 1-BR + apt, clean and bright, gas heat, NS/ pets, walking distance to downtown, off-street parking, $650/ mo + utils. avail 8/20. Call Louise 802-453-3327. Burlington 1-room efficiency. Incl. heat, electric, water, trash and shared bath. $425/mo. + dep. No off-street parking. No pets. Call Jason or Lisa, 802-660-9841. Burlington South end, 4br. Clean, quiet. Avail. 9/1. 922-8518.

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Grand Isle Homes CHAMPLAIN HOUSING TRUST Open House Dates: Saturday, August 11th from 11:00-1:00. Three brandnew, 3BR, 1.5-bathroom, 2-story colonial-style homes are currently under construction. Two still available. Features include approximately 1275 sq.ft. of living space, energy- efficient heat, one-car attached garage, and full unfinished basement. Plenty of backyard space. Located in a beautiful area of Vermont with a great school system. Purchase Price: $260,000. Grant for Income-eligible Buyers: $55,000. YOUR MORTGAGE: $205,000. (802)864-2620. Ledgewood E Condo $199,000 South End Oakledge Park neighborhood. 2-br, 1.5 baths. Association pool and tennis. Many new upgrades. Garage. Close to bike path, Oakledge Park, Lake Champlain, downtown and I89. cmxjester@yahoo.com. 802-839-0392. MUST SELL! Motivated sellers want to sell their homes quickly. Visit www.vtrealestatedeals.com for more info. Shingle Style Cottage Newly constructed 2200 SF architect-designed, 3-br, 3-bath, 5- Star-plus energy efficient shingle-style brookside cottage. Municipal water/sewer. Little Tree Builders 802-793-9084, LTB@vtlink.net.

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2 Bdrm Burlingon $1200 Available 8/1, 2-BR, $1200/mo. + gas/electricity. 2nd floor, vinyl/carpet floors, references required. NS/pets, lease & deposit. 802-862-4888. 2 BR in Burlington Avail. 8/1. 2-BR, $850/mo. + utils. 2nd floor, HDWD, NS/pets. Lease & deposit. 802-862-4888. 3-Bedroom in Burlington LARGE! 3-BR, New North End, fireplace, NS, pets negotiable, avail. Sept. 1. $1100 + utils., lease, dep., nice neighborhood. 802-863-1190. Avail. Now Essex, bright, new spacious studio. Private setting w/ views. HDWD, tile, W/D. All utils included. $875/mo. lease, dep., refs.required. Very near Susie Wilson Rd. 879-7581. Beautiful, tidy ranch 3-BR, 2BA, spacious family room, well insulated, private, Green Mtns. and pond views, 10+ acres. $1450/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Refs. Dep. Lease. 802-453-7819. 3-bedroom Bristol Village apt., w/gas heat, NS/pets, offstreet parking, basement storage, incls. water, sewer, snow removal. $750/mo. + utils. Call 802-453-5841.

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your savvy guide to local real estate ImpressIve Condo

Why Rent? OWn FOR Less!

This comfortable South Burlington Condo sports big rooms, super finishes and tons of natural light. You will pinch yourself when the lawn is mowed and walks shoveled by someone else! Amenities include huge master bed and bath, jetted tub! Enjoy! $374,900.

Great opportunity to build equity in this totally updated two bedroom Condo. Just converted so it has lots of old world charm. Sunny three season porch, hardwood floors, washer and dryer, many closets plus 8x10 storage. $145,000.

Call Kate von Trapp Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9512 www.ChrisvonTrapp.com

Call Kate von trapp Coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9512 www.Chrisvontrapp.com

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2100+ sq. ft colonial. 3 bedrooms, 3 baths. Incredible master bedroom suite, many bonus rooms. Large kitchen/dining room with deck. Two car garage & walk-out basement, above ground pool. Mountain view & a small babbling brook nearby. $249,900

1860’s farmhouse on 1.25 acres. 1600 sq. ft. 4 bedrooms, master bedroom with sitting room on the main floor. Refurbished 1st floor bath with laundry. Many extra rooms. Outbuildings include shed and barn with 2 horse stalls or for your workshop. Pleasant views. $198,700

Call bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

Call bill & Phyllis Martin Greentree real Estate 802-482-5232 • www.vermontgreentree.com

Convenient Downtown LoCation!

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This 3 bedroom Farmhouse is just a brief walk from Church Street and numerous eateries and businesses! Enjoy the convenience of walking everywhere! Newly remodeled kitchen boasts new stainless appliances! Private second floor sunroom! $304,900.

This 3 bedroom Raised Ranch home is charming both inside and out! The interior boasts many upgrades, 2 fireplaces, an airy living and dining area and much more! Step outside to enjoy the impressive yard, complete with perennial garden and koi pond! $314,900

Call edie Brodsky Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty 802-846-9532 www.edieHomes.com

call edie Brodsky coldwell Banker hickok & Boardman realty 802-846-9532 www.ediehomes.com

Charming, Cozy home

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St. Albans- Well-maintained 2-story, 3 bdrm home boasts 2 new decks, fence and patio w/fire pit. Recent renovations incl. paint, floors and newer appliances incl. washer/dryer, furnace and hot water heater. Only $142,500! Call Barb Trousdale Chenette real estate 802-233-5590 • www.trousdalehomes.com Directions: From Main St. take Lake St, then take R onto N. Elm St. Turn R onto Lasalle, then L onto Oak St. #3, look for signs/balloons.

NORTH FERRISBURGH—SECLUDED W/ POND

This contemporary-style home in North Ferrisburgh sits back from the road on a beautiful private lot with a large, springfed pond; perennial beds; Panton stone landscaping walls and over 6 acres of woods. Beautifully built home with multiple levels and a distinctive style. Truly a one-of-a-kind home both inside and out! Also featured is a 4-car garage with attached workshop and a paved driveway. The Lynn Jackson Group 802-877-2134 or 800-639-8052 www.LakeChamplainRealtor.com www.LynnJacksonGroup.com

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Burlington 3-Bedroom Avail. immed.: beautifully renovated, convenient 3-BR upstairs apt. Screened porch, storage space, patio. New windows, ceilings, carpet, paint, cabinets. $1375/mo. 802-221-1796. Burlington 4-Br 8/25 $2000 Burlington 4-Br. close to UVM and downtown. Off-street parking. Basement storage. New hardwood floor in livingroom, new bathroom floor and freshly painted throughout. (802)363-0273 Burlington Apt. Avail Now! Large two/three bedroom, new kitchen, carpet, large outside deck, fresh paint, on bus line, walking distance to waterfront and downtown. $900/month +utilities. Pets negotiable. Rich 802-734-1452 Burlington artistic 2-BR 385 Shelburne St. $1325/mo., incl. heat, your own washer/ gas dryer, 2 off-street parking spots, trash, water, snow plowing and lawn maintenance. NS/pets. Oneyear lease can start Aug., Sept. or Oct. Leemilamburch@mac.com or 802-864-0854. Burlington Big 3-BR 9/1 Downtown North, spacious 1stfloor apt., lg. eat-in kitchen, big LR, nice side porch, parking, 5min. walk to Church St. and Lake. $1500. 802-660-9029.

Burlington Hill Section Wellmaintained 2-BR apt. in excellent Hill Section location, on deadend, residential/professional, quiet street. Full BA, kitchen, DR, LR, HDWD, off-street parking, W/D, DW. Very rare and pretty. NS/pets/noise. Sept 1. $1275. 802-233-9641. Burlington Large 2BR Large 2BR (1100 sqft) apt w/living room, dining room, front porch, fenced backyard, storage, DW, W/D, new: windows/carpet/bathroom fixtures/high-efficiency furnace, walk to waterfront/downtown/ bikepath. On busline. Off-street parking. Pets maybe. $1200/ month. Avail 10/1. 802-578-3499. Burlington Remodeled 2BR 2nd floor apt., deck, kitchen, living room, 2BR, new HDWD and bathroom. Off-street parking, water/sewer/trash included. Pets OK. $1050/mo. 802-434-5311. Burlington Studio Sunny, sm. Hill Section studio on dead-end, residential/professional, quiet street. Very rare. Excellent access to Univ, hospital and downtown. NS/pets/noise. Off-street parking, elec., water, trash, snow removal incl. Avail. Sept. 1. $675. 802 233-9641. BURLINGTON Victorian house Henry Street, 2-story charming 4-br, garage, backyard, porches, parking, basement workbench, laundry, bright attic, hardwoods, cedar closet, sweet details. Quiet neighbors. Lease, deposit. $2150/mo. +. lthompso@uvm. edu.

Burlington, Colchester Ave Avail. Sept. 1, 3-BR, $1090/mo. Parking, laundry. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc., www.nevilleco. com/residence. 802-660-3481 x1021. Burlington, Shelburne Rd. Avail. now. 3-BR. $1325/mo., heat incl. HDWD, laundry, parking. Sm. pets OK. Neville Companies, Inc., www.nev illeco.com/residence. 802-660-3481 x1021. 4 Burlington/Winooski openings in lg. fully furnished house. Rent individually or with friends. All utils. included. 2.5ba, laundry, parking. Garbage, trash removal. $625/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. Charlotte Awesome, clean 1bedroom apt. Gas heat, beautiful wood floors. Huge yard w/garden space and pond. Covered porch, hiking trails, 20 mins. to Burlington. Absolutely no smoking. No pets. $700/mo.+ util. 425-3779. Colchester - 2-BR Condo Bottom-level unit, coin-operated W/D in building. Natural gas, quiet neighborhood, 2 parking spaces, NS/pets. $875 + dep. 802-878-4159. CONDO - South Burlington 2BR, 1BA. Quiet setting & great location. Close to Fletcher Allen Health Care, University of Vermont, and shopping mall. W/D within unit. Call Phyllis, 802-343-0331.

Cozy Country Cottage 1-BR, private, scenic views, in New Haven. Clean, newly renovated w/ W/D, walk-in closet. NS/pets. $750/mo. + utils., heat, 1 mo. dep. 802-316-6946 days, 802-8772633 after 6 p.m. Essex 2 Bedroom Essex Jct. Large 2 bedroom in duplex. Nice yard, decks, garage, quiet location at end of cul de sac bordering Indian Brook. $1,350 +utilities & deposit. 802-863-9039.

Essex Jct. 4-br, 2-ba, fireplace, big lot, very private. On dead end street. 2-car garage. Essex town schools. $1400/mo. + utils. 8796709 or 578-8980. Essex Jct. Cozy, immaculate, 2BR house, yard, lovely neighborhood, near schools, IBM, parks, church. On busline, NS/pets. $1400/mo. Recent upgrades. 864-3330 or 373-4337.

Large, Essex Jct. Apt. 6/18/07 5:03:09quiet PM apt. in owner occupied, private residence. Separate entrance, offstreet parking, garden space, W/ D, microwave, DW. 1-lg bedroom w/ built-in dresser; 2nd smaller room for office or spare bedroom. $1100/mo. incl all utils. Lease, refs. NS/pets. Call 802-879-2635.

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Essex J. House 3 BDRM Available Sept. 1st. 3 bdrm, new kitchen, new bath, new carpeting in dining area + LR, new furnace, basement,gas heat, W/D, garage, bk.yard. NS, cat OK. References, credit check, deposit. $1500/ month + utilities. 1 yr. lease. Rent includes water, trash removal, lawn care. Call Jan at 343-4631. Essex J. House 3 BDRM-Cozy Available Sept. 1st. Adorable little 3BR ranch, great neighborhood, eat-in kitchen, 1 bath, W/D, hard w. floors in 2 bdrms, basement, garage, gas heat, beautiful bk.yd. Refs., credit check, deposit. $1350./month + utilities, 1 yr. lease. Rent includes water, trash removal, lawn care. Call Jan at 343-4631.

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Essex Jct, All Included! Spacious 2-BR: W/D; heat, elec, HW incl. Avail. 8/1. $1350/mo. Spacious 1-BR: heat, elec, HW incl. Avail. 9/1. $875/mo. NS/pets. 802-334-1554.

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« for rent Georgia 4-bedroom, 2-bath, living room, kitchen, family room, 2000 sq. ft., 2 decks, W/D, 1 1/3 acres, 5 min. off Exit 18, 20 min. to Burlington. $1600/mo. + dep. 802-777-6401. Gorgeous 3 Bed 2 Floors Huge historic unit, lg. yard, garden space, office, DR, 2 LRs, 2-BA, W/D, new kitchen, DW, gas fireplace, HDWD, close to everything. Wrap-around porch, 2 three-season porches. Immaculate. $1675. 401-573-1453. House For Rent 3-BR, 2-BA, 10-ft. ceilings in great room. Ultra-efficient radiant heating system throughout, lg. yard, 5 min. from skiing. $1600/mo., pets OK. 802-888-5817. Jeffersonville/ Smuggs 2-br town home w/ 2 full baths. Fire place, tracking lights, basement. $800/mo.+ utils. 879-6709 or 578-8980.

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Queen City Park Home Great 3BR, 2 1/2BA. Lake views and access. Next to bike path, 2 miles from downtown Burlington. Laundry room, fireplace. A must see! $2100 a month. Call Margo: 999-9915. Richmond Village House 4BR cottage, great family neighborhood. Lg. kitchen, W/D hook-up, DW, lg. private yard, storage shed, garden space, NS/pets neg. $1400/ mo. + utils. 802-434-4979.

Sunny Bungalow in S. Burl. Charming 2-BR, 1-BA, HDWD, screened porches, wildflowers, perennials, fenced yard, full basement, workshop, W/D, wood stove, wonderful neighborhood, pets considered. $1850/mo. + utils. & dep. mountainrange@ gmail.com. Townhouse for Rent 2-br North Champlain St. Townhouse avail. immed, new paint, carpet, lighting, updated appliances, $1250/mo. + utils, call 802-8649666 for app.

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Room for Rent Large, quiet, Waterbury Apt for Rent Large, room in beautiful Redrocks Condo. 2x1-queenctyreal080807-classy.in1 1 stylish, private, energy-efficient, Limited kitchen privileges. Near 2nd floor 1BR apt. avail. 9/1. Lolake, bike path, colleges. Parking, cated on Main Street across from laundry, utilities, $400. 802-865the park. Deposit required. $900/ 3213 or 802-343-2688. mo. + utils. 802-244-6111.

South Burlington 2 BDRM 2-br, 1-bath town-house style. Includes trash/recycling, plow & lawn. W/D hook-up, 2-cars offstreet. no dogs, NS. $900/mo. + utils, 1-yr lease. 802-862-8664.

Large 1-bedroom Winooski Large, 1-br, (Malletts Bay Ave). 1x1-burltelecom052307_classy.ind15/21/07 1 4:08:07 PM South End 3BR $1600 3-BR, Gas heat/hot water, trash removal incl. Off-street parking. 1.5BA South End apt. Completely remodeled, w/ study, lg. kitchen Storage. NS/pets. 802-864-8229. and living room. Great neighbor$775/mo. hood, off-street parking, front & Milton 3 bd + 1 bd + 4bd 4back porch, huge yard w/ organic br 2-bath post & beam house, 2 gardens, pet friendly! $1600/ car garage, huge yard, lg deck mo.+. Avail. 9/1. 802-864-9153. Avail. 8/1 $1450/mo. +. 1-br very South Hero home for rent lg. in Victorian, 2nd floor, wood Beautiful unfurnished South floors, lots of closets Avail. 9/1 Hero home w/ lake views in qui$725/mo. +. Marcou Real Estate et neighborhood. 3-br, 2- bath. 893-0000. $1350/mo. 802-372-8721. Nice Farmhouse Apartment Beautiful 2-BR apt. in newly renovated farmhouse. Convenient country location w/ charm. Parking and garden space avail. $1200/mo., efficient utils. Call 802-318-5859.

A spacious three-bedroom with two large porches, yard, heat and hot water included in the rent. Available late August.

Waterbury House for Rent Large 3-br + home avail. 9/1. Older home w/ much charm located on Park Row. Deposit Required. $1400/mo. + utils. 802-244-6111. WESTFORD 2-BD CONDO/VIEWS 1.5 baths, colorful, open space, 200+ acres, trails, skiing nearby. 25 min. to B-town. W/D, DW, hardwood floors, new carpet/paint. $1250/mo. + utils. 355-8899. Winooski Beautifully furnished, 1-br + office + 4-season sun room. 5 min to FAHC and UVM. Quiet. Lots of charm. Must see! NS/pets. Refs. $900/mo. 802-879-3226. WINOOSKI 2-br, back yrd. W/D, 2nd fl., prking. Big walk in attic. Enclosed back porch, heat included. $900/mo. 802-655-1032. Winooski 1- and 2-Bedroom Heat, HW incl. Parking, laundry in building, full BA w/ tube shower. Clean, NS/pets. $895/mo. 802-233-1150. Winooski One Bedroom Lg. 1-BR. Completely renovated, everything new! Separate entrance. W/D. NS/pets. $850 + elec. and heat. Super-efficient Rinnai heater. 802-338-5250 or 802-338-2589. Winooski, Main St Avail 9/1. 2BR. $880/mo. Heat & H/W incl. Parking. Hookups. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. (802)6603481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence.php

Rent is based on the household income with rental assistance to income and program eligible applicants.

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1/2 a House in Huntington Responsible NS female wanted to share 1/2 a house in Huntington. 4 BR/2 BA on one acre with mountain views. $650/mo. Dogs welcome! 922-5394.

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Approximately 1,150 square feet of second floor office/retail space located in downtown Burlington! Recently updated with French doors, hardwood floors, skylights, private bath and kitchenette. Please call Yves Bradley for more information and showings at:

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Male Roommate Wanted 2 F college students seeking M roommate 21-23 student. Lg. 3-BR, 2-BA w/ garage, S. Willard near Pearl. $550/mo + util. 802-238-5154.

Burl. Roommate wanted 2BR, second floor apt. w/ upstairs bedrooms located close to downtown on the bus line. $370/mo. + 1/2 utils. w/ dep. and lease. Roommate should like cats but have no pets of their own. 864-3262.

Roommate Maple St. Burl. Lovely 2-BR apt. lower Maple St. Backyard, W/D, lg. shared space, front porch. Seeking prof., NS roommate. Pets OK. $410/mo. + share utils. Avail. 9/1. Call Tracy, 802-922-2602.

Hot Fun in tHe SummeRtime! Rent a lakefront getaway!

Richmond-Lg 3 bdrm &Garage Avail. now. Sunny, 3-br, 2 bath, W/D hook up, wood floors, gas stove, oil heat, large yard w/garden, pets neg. $1300/mo. + utils. Call 893-8387.

Shelburne-1 Bedroom Cute apt. in raised ranch house located in quiet Hullcrest park neighborhood. W/D access, parking and DSL internet included for $800/mo. + utils. Liane/Zak at 985-9540.

Bolton Valley Mtn Living Big window views of undeveloped valley. Spacious & cozy with fireplace. Amazing back porch. Back-country skiing. $700/mo. shared utilities. 802-598-0310.

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Burlington Bedroom suite in 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath condo on South Willard. Off-street parking, dining, fireplace, W/D. 3 blocks from Church St. and University. $595/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. immed. 802-338-1597. Burlington NS, open minded roommate needed. 2-br house located between UVM and St. Mikes. W/D, off-street parking. On busline. $400/mo. + dep. and utils. Avail. 9/1 658-0302, 338-2834. Burlington’s South End Prof/ Grad wanted to share beautiful 3-BR townhouse with 1-person beginning Sept 1st. A few blocks to Red Rocks/Oak Ledge/Burton. Must be ok w/ pets. NS/NP $650/ mo. + utils. 802-862-9730. Burlington/downtown Older feminist women/female couple to share sunny cooperative, clean, beautiful home and grounds. No messes, NS/pets. $450/mo. +. 860-6828. 4 Burlington/Winooski openings in lg. fully furnished house. Rent individually or with friends. All utils. included. 2.5ba, laundry, parking. Garbage, trash removal. $625/mo. + dep. 802-863-9612. Chill House Cool Location! Seeking roommate for South End house very close to Oakledge and Red Rocks. 2-br, 1 1/2 bathroom, tons of storage space for bikes and skis. 598-8845. Downtown Burlington Prof. to share spacious 2BR apt. 2 blocks from Church Street. Great light. HDWD, front and back porches. $600/mo. + 1-mo. dep. Includes all utils, cable. 802-343-4130. Essex Jct. Spacious room new paint, near IBM. Tidy individual, spacious living room, kitchen. Organic gardens. NS/dogs. $425/mo. + 1/4 heat, incl. elec./gas dryer. Hi-speed Internet, parking. Avail. now. 764-5822 leave message. House Sharing Responsible Burlington couple w/ well-behaved golden and refs, owns handyman business, looking to home share w/ NS. Garage/workshop a must. 802-309-1477. Housemate Wanted Roommate needed to share Williston condo. Off-street parking, W/D, pool, quiet neighborhood, Internet. Avail. Sept 1. Sorry, no pets. $700 + utils. 802-872-9009. Housemate/Companion for 49year-old bi-polar man. Looking for someone to prepare and share meals, help with grocery shopping, accompany on walks - approx. 4 hrs/day in exchange for stipend and room in lovely 2-br/2bath condo with sunroom, close to the lake. Please call Ellen @ 802-434-7529

Waterfront office space available. Adirondack views. Incls. parking. Call Ken at 865-3450.

Roommate wanted-Jericho To share 2BR/1.5BA condo w/me and my big, lovable Lab. 20 mins. to Burlington. Beautiful, quiet setting. W/D and lots of parking. Young prof. preferred. Move-in flexible. $550. Call Debbie @ 899-2057.

S. Burlington Townhouse Great location off Kennedy Dr. and Dorset St. W/D, storage. PreBurlington Sunny room, Avail. fer grad. student or professional. $437/mo. + utils. Sept. 1. Call now. In respectful 8/6/07 established 11:59:22 AM 1x2-pathway-classy071107 Lane: 802-999-5236. household. Downtown, UVM, Intervale w/in 1 mile. $485/mo. includes utils. Call Myra, 802-6586108 evenings best.

Commercial Listing Beautiful commercial property with Lake Champlain views. 6-unit apartment building all rented/4 retail spaces/2 retail spaces occupied. Monument business and inventory/equipment included. $257,000-check out. Call 518-665-8074

Office Space Available HOLISTIC PRACTITIONER, PSYCHOTHERAPIST OR ACUPUNCTURIST

168 Battery Street (at King) Burlington • 862-8806 pathwaystowellbeing.org Shelburne Lg. sunny room for rent. Beautiful setting. Quiet. Professionals only. 8 min. to downtown. Call 355-3004. South End Haven $550 incl. Love the SouthEnd? Hayward, 3-br, big downstairs, yard, W/D, close to town, need one young prof. to share w/ creative folks. Christy 578-2512. South Starksboro To share big, beautiful country home. 30 Acres. NS/pets/children. $500/mo. includes utils. Dep. required. 802543-5409 1, lescoe@madriver. com. Avail. now. Williston Condo Responsible adult to share nice, lg. 2-BR condo w/ deck, cable, Internet, W/D, wood stove. $500 + half utils. Sept 1. Call Perry, 802-310-9367.

Sublets/ Temporary emergency sublet Must cover rent for rest of Aug. and Sept. Price flexible, all included. $550 monthly? 802-863-5347.

Office/ Commercial Burlington Main Street Landing. Join our neighborhood of creative and friendly businesses in a healthy and beautiful environment. www.mainstreetland ing.com www.waterfrontthe atre.org. Melinda Moulton @ 802-864-7999. Burlington Office Space 131 Church Street. 1050 SF. 2 private offices, reception/conference w/ private bath. On 2nd floor w/ elevator access. Enjoy views of City Hall park, in this quiet, prof. building. $1488 gross! Call Donahue & Associates, 802-862-6880. Single office for rent Sunny, lg. 1st-fl. office directly on Main St. in Burlington. Shared waiting area. Avail. immed. Incl. utils. Call Mike or Jan, 802-658-8300.

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Antique Baby Carriage Wicker, nice condition, does need small repair & cleaning. $100/OBO. basementtreasures@ verizon.net. Antique Trunk Flat-top trunk, 40 x 22 x 12, good condition, wood w/ leather trim, interior tray compartments. $75/OBO. basementtreasures@verizon.net. Aurora tracks, toy trucks 3 metal toy dump trucks, need work (clean/paint), & box of pre-70s Aurora model car tracks. $6. base menttreasures@verizon.net. Maddox Secretary Desk Maddox Mahogany secretary circa 1920. Orig. finish, hardware, 4 drawers, glass doors, inlay wood top. Great condition. Bookcase, china closet or secretary. $950. 802-233-7492. Vintage Rocking Horse Triang metal rocking horse, metal & gliding mechanism in good shape but needs mane, new saddle and general sprucing up. $75/OBO. base menttreasures@verizon.net.

Appliances/ Tools/Parts Audi A4 Rubber Floor Mats Get ready for winter with a set of Audi mud mats for your A4. $50. Please call 802-233-8856. Dorm-size fridge for sale Used only 1 semester. $50. Please call 802-864-6783. Old, but Free dishwasher works fine. Hooks up to sink. You have to be able to come get it. Can send you photos. 802-223-3097. George Foremans 2 sm. George Foreman grills, great for college students. Great condition. Asking $10/ea. Email me, lahluwalia@ yahoo.com. Industrial Ladder 24’ heavyduty industrial ladder. $50. 802-864-6783. Kitch appliances, cabinets NICE STUFF! Magic Chef microwave, refrig; almond cabinets. Great condition! Best offer. Must pick up. 802-660-9075. MILWAUKE SAWS ALL MILWAUKE electric saws all in metal case perfect shape only $25. Call 802-899-4444. Studded tires for sale Two 195-60 R14 studded tires. Asking $40. Brand is Power King Plus. Please call 802-864-6783. Tires 2 Cooper Trendsetter SE tires. Size 225/75/15. Good tread. $20/OBO. Call evenings, weekends: 802-229-0469.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Tires 2 Dayton Quadra SE tires. Size 205/75/15. Good tread. $20/ OBO. Call evenings, weekends: 802-229-0469.

Furniture

Winter Tires 4 Cooper studded, steel-belted radial tires. Size 215/75/15. Good treads. $40/ OBO. Call evenings, weekends: 802-229-0469.

Ashley Pinella Bedroom Pinella bedroom set. Queen, dresser, mirror, 2 night tables, armoire, lamps, bedding. Over $1800 new, 6 months old, $1200/OBO. Glenn 802-999-6818. BABY ITEMS FOR SALE CHILD CARRIER BACKPACK - Kelty Kids. New. Never used. $85. STROLLER - Graco, single. Great condition. $25. (802)425-2592.

Clothing/ Jewelry Women’s Down Jacket!!! Size small...Roxy Athena Down jacket...too big for me! Super deal for you it was $230 will sell for $100 OBO! 318-3323 leave message

Electronics Canon EOS 30D Digital SLR 8.2 megapixels. Purchased in 11/06. Excellent condition. All accessories. Body only: $800. W/EFS 60mm Macro: $1100. Upgrading to 5D. Andy, 802-355-6177, amager1@comcast.net. Mac Computer eMac with superdrive, great shape. $500/ OBO. Contact Ben at Benjamin. lambert@lyndonstate.edu or 802-370-0861. PEAVEY GUITAR HEAD 5150 II, 120 Watts, New Tubes. Excellent Condition. Asking $700. Call Jim at 802-578-2988. Playstation 1 for sale Console with 2 controllers. $20.00. Also, games are $1/each. Please call 802-864-6783. Sirius radio & dock $50 Brand-new in box: Kenwood KTCH2A1 satellite radio and KPAH2H docking station. Will sell as package for $50. Please call 802-223-7404. Toshiba Gigabeat 60 GB Excellent condition, comes w/ silicon case and arm band, paid $300 + case. Asking $200/OBO. 60 gb for music, videos, radio. Email homo_ sapiencia@yahoo.com.

Entertainment/ Tickets Drivers w/ late models vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers. 802-658-1464. Solid gold, Dancers exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette and fun-on-one shows or anytime good friends get together. 1 for fun. 802-658-1464. New talent welcome.

Bed Set BED SET-Mattress, box, metal frame. Brand new still in original plastic. Never used. Retails for $450. SELL ONLY $285. 802-893-3666. Bunk Beds Bunk Beds in good condition, hardwood, trundle drawers underneath, ladder $100. Call 893-7869. DOG CRATE I have a Midwest Life Stages black wire dog crate. Must get rid of ASAP by Aug. 8th. 36L X 24W x 27H. 802-318-1425. Entertainment Center Medium oak finish, fits 32” TV, glass door on left side w/ shelves, DVD/CD storage on right, more storage below, 51”t/59”w/20”d - $50, 655-1174 Futon Futon- Solid wood w/mattress. All in box, you put together. Retails for $695, sacrifice only $275. 802-893-0666. MEMORY FOAM MATTRESS 8” Visco memory foam mattress/box never used, still in plastic, warranty. Retails for $1500. SELL ONLY $475. 802-893-7296. Murphy/hideaway bed Full size, attractive enclosure, outside dimensions 58x79x18 deep. $300/OBO. 879-3226. Need to sell by sept 1st: Green love seat, $100/OBO. Metal futon frame w/mattress, $150/OBO. Wooden padded chair, $75/OBO. Coffee-table with bookshelf underneath, $150/OBO. Light/ wooden dresser w/6-drawers, $250/OBO. Or take all for $600/ OBO. beppogirl@yahoo.com Pool Table Billiards Table - solid wood, 1” slate, comes w/everything! Leather pockets, Must see. All in original crate, never set up. Retails for $4900, sacrifice $1900. Bill, 802-893-7315. Recliner Chair Blue wing-back recliner. Perfect condition! Great for any space. $50. 802-233-7492. SLEEPER COUCH LIKE NEW Light neutral color. Paid $800. Will take $300 firm. Call 802-899-4444. Waterbed Mattress California King size 84”x70”, Waveless, comes with liner & heater. Good condition. $85/OBO. 802-864-7740. WATERBED-queen Queen size waterbed, soft sided, with frame. Excellent condition. $125. Call 922-2217

Free Stuff Cats need loving homes 3 adult cats looking for separate loving homes. 802-872-9927. Vegetable Oil Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Global Markets, 863-9460. Vintage high chair Needs repair, painted yellow. Good for display, NOT to be used as actual high chair! basementtreasures@ verizon.net.

Garage/Estate Sales Fort Ethan Allen Yard Sale on Hegeman Ave. Furniture, house hold items etc. Sat. 11th and Sun. 12th. Call for an early appointment 399-9555. Garage Sale Clearing out contents of 2 storage units. Clothes, household goods, some furniture. Aug. 11, 9 a.m. Rain date: Aug. 12. 1784 Downingsville Rd., Lincoln, VT. christianatb@gmail. com. Garage Sale! Aug. 18 ONLY! Family garage sale 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Seneca Ave, Essex Junction. 802-879-4114. Mark’s Barn Sale Main St., Johnson. Aug. 25-26. 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Antiques, furniture, tools, something for everyone. Please no early birds. 802-999-0891.

Pets Foster a Racing Greyhound Greyhound Rescue of Vermont needs foster homes. We’ll provide the food and vet care; you provide the TLC! Call 878-4844 for information or visit www.vtgreys.org. Free Goldfish Need to give away 2 goldfish. 1-white and 1orange. 802-373-9325. HIMALAYAN KITTENS Beautiful, blue eyes, very affectionate. Bluepoint and Sealpoint colors. CFA registered,shots, $300. Call 802-457-4039.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Hoyt Children’s Lefty Bow Good condition. $15/OBO. 802864-7740. Kayaks(2) Perception Shadow (16’8”) & Eclipse (17’)touring kayaks with hatches, rudder, spray skirt, performance paddle. Very good condition, great value. Asking $750 each package/neg. 802-654-2200. Necky Kayak 16’ Zoar Sport with rudder system. Used only a few times. Asking $650. 802-893-3018. Pro Form Elliptical Carb Counter. Purchased this year & has been gently used. Paid $550, selling for $275 OBO. 802-482-3362.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave, 802-859-8966. Wanted Right-hand drive vehicle wanted for rural postal delivery route. Must be 4-wheel drive and in good running condition. Please call 802-899-2890. Wanted copier/fax machine Copy and fax machine wanted for home use. Small, simple prefered. Call 802-899-4444.

Pomeranian Puppies Beautiful, purebred sable Pomeranians. No papers. 1 male & 1 female. Parents on site. Raised in our home. Born 6/8/07. First shots, dewormed. $400. 802-295-8011. Reptile Cage/Habitat Handmade habitat once housed green iguana. Approx. 4’H x 4’W x 20”D. $75. Will deliver locally! Must see to appreciate. apriljsemail@ gmail.com. 802-318-7135. Young Ball Python A young ball python w/35 gallon tank, substrate, heat lamp/stand, water dish, thermometer, humidity gauge, other extras. Bought everything for $350. Asking $200, OBO. 802-310-8208.

Sports Equipment Burton Snowboard & Boots Charger 48, Mission bindings. Sapphire boots, women’s 7. Very gently used. Package $75. Nickle, 802-922-0690. Full Sus mtn bike Iron Horse Sus expert mtn. bike, 7 in front and back. Hydro disc brakes. $900/ OBO. 802-279-0791. Leave msg.

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Sallie West, M.A., M.F.T Telephone and face-to-face counseling for individuals and couples. Specializing in relationships and spiritual/personal growth, depression, anxiety and life transitions. Burlington and Waitsfield. 496-7135.

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Childcare Nanny Wanted Charlotte family seeking experienced nanny. Responsibilities incl. getting school-aged children on/off the bus and caring for younger siblings during the day. Good salary. Call Lori, 802-425-3771. Seeking Nanny/Babysitter part-time nanny for our 2 daughters (2 1/2 and 7 months) in our Monkton home. Times are 3-6/7 pm, 2-3 times/week & 1-2 nights/ month, but flexible. References and experience with babies a must. 453-6720 or kroberts@ gmavt.net.

Computer Virtual Assistant Do you need short-term help with administration, such as updating your website or mailing lists? Call 802-3728515 for estimate.

Counseling MOTIVATION HYPNOSIS MAUREEN FINNERTY TURNER, RN, M.Ed, LCMHC Hypnotherapist/Psychotherapist. Downtown Burlington w/ free parking. Hypnosis helps: attention, anxiety, test taking, depression, focusing, phobias, PTSD, panic, pain, healing, performance, procrastination, sports, relationships, smoking, diet & exercise, child/ adolescent/adult. Please contact Maureen Turner: 802-6582140/mturner@motivationhypno sis.com. INSURANCES ACCEPTED.

Tutoring Teacher providing tutoring sessions to kids grades 4-12. Will work with student, parents, teachers to target specific needs and foster success. Competent with all subjects. 802-651-1002.

Health/Wellness Feng Shui Vermont Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Interior redesign, real estate staging, color, renovations, space clearing, presentations, workshops. Certified Feng Shui Consultant Carol C. Wheelock, M.Ed. 802-496-2306, cwhee l o c k @ f engshu i v e r mon t .com, www.fengshuivermont.com. Massage and Shiatsu 269 Pearl St. Deep-tissue, reflexology and Shiatsu massage. Wed.-Sun. Call for any appt, 802-862-4677. Metta Touch Massage Are you stressed-out or sore from working out? Treat yourself to a wonderful Thai massage, customized just for you! Same day appointments available. 598-8700. Blythe Kent, CMT. Located at 182 Main St., Burlington, 2nd-floor. Need Might be Pregnant? help? We offer friendship, help w/ exploring options, free pregnancy test, and ongoing support and encouragement. BIRTHRIGHT, Burlington, 802-865-0056. Physical Therapy / Massage Pain relief for all muscle and joint problems. Deep massage. Work with Ann Taylor, P.T., UVM grad with 31 years experience. Help for seniors. Home visits. Burlington. 233-0932.

Psychic Counseling Channeling with Bernice Kelman, Underhill, VT. 30+ years experience. Also energy healing, chakra balancing, rebirthing, other lives, classes, more. 802-899-3542 or kelman. b@juno.com.

Home/Garden Crothers Contracting We specialize in new construction, remodels, additions, decks, wood framing, and all types of carpentry. Contact David Crothers. 802-373-9244. FENG SHUI CONSULTATIONS Improve your surroundings, improve your life with an Orthodox EastWest Feng Shui prof. consultation for your home, business or new construction. Call 802-872-9611 or email fengshuitoday@com cast.net. House, Pet sitter Reliable young man avail. to stay in your home while you vacation. Will walk, feed, play w/ your pets. Refs. avail. Call Sean (cell), 914-400-4830. Mop Star Will Clean I will clean your house once a week, once a month or once. Experienced, affordable, excellent refs. Call Jen, 802-355-7580. ODD JOBS YOU BETCHA All phases of home repair, pressure wash, painting, general carpentry, decks. Joe 802-373-2444. Olivetti Brothers Fine restoration in the Vermont tradition. Plaster, stone, brick, tile and wood. We specialize in challenges. All work is guaranteed. 453-4659. The Grass Gauchos LLC A company with an eco-friendly stance providing Burlington area with mowing, garden design/installation, pruning, stonework, lawn installs & drainage. References & portfolio at www.grassgauchos. com. 802-522-0526. Wildcat Creek Landscaping Fair prices for quality work. Yard and garden maintenance, stone patios and walkways, and design. Fully insured and free estimates. 802-999-7433 or email: wildcatcreekvt@gmail.com.

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Pet Conference? Vacation? Let me provide professional attentive care for your pets and plants and you with peace of mind. Great rates and refs. Call Myra 658-6108.

Biz Opps $700-$800,000 FREE GRANTS Personal bills, School, Business/ Housing. Approx. $49 billion unclaimed 2007! Almost Everyone Qualifies! Live Operators Listings 1-800-592-0362 Ext. 235. (AAN CAN) WANT TO MAKE MONEY? Healthconscious business partner wanted. Minimal investment required. Contact Kathryn at Healthy Lifestyles, LLC. 802-658-6597 or healthylifestylesvt@msn.com.

MITSUBISHI MT250D TRACTOR 1989 Mitsubishi diesel 4X4 home tractor w/ bucket and chains, 3-speed rear end, 2-speed PTO. Always garaged. $7495. Call 802-899-4444. ’95 Suburban 4x4 Black 1500 Sport Utility LS, HELO rims, tinted windows, tow package, cruise control. 180,000 miles. Great condition, no rust, dirtroad virgin. Asking $6800 OBO. 828-773-7662 ‘98 Dodge Grand Caravan SE AC/PD, PW/PS, tilt wheel, cruise control, AM/FM cass, air bags/ ABS/privacy glass/towing pkg. V6 3.0. New battery. Clean interior. 131k. $3875/OBO. Call after 5pm: 802-879-6514. Weekends: 802-734-4273. 02 VW GOLF GLS CERTIFIED! Has warranty! 4-dr, hatchback. White with black interior...tinted windows and sunroof. Included: winter tires and Thule roof rack. Gently used, mint condition. 802-279-4076. 1990 Mitsubishi Montero RS 4WD, 5-spd, 6-cyl, tow package. 179K. Fully loaded. Strong runner. Mag rims. Good gas mileage. Very dependable. Custom roof rack. $700/OBO. 802-310-2422. 1991 GMC Sonoma 4.3L V6 engine. 2WD 5-speed standard transmission. From arid west--no rust!! 158K. Runs great. No accidents or problems. $1200/OBO. 208-420-3806. 1992 bmw 318i CUSTOM 2-door 5spd, power roof, ground effects, custom exhaust, wheels ect. over $5000. in customizing. CHECK IT OUT, call 802-324-1923.

Bicycles 2004 Giant OCR2 Road Bike Size small, aluminum & carbon frame. Shimano 105/Tiagra triple drivetrain, Shimano STI shifters, SPD pedals, XeroLite 700c wheelset, Cateye computer. $600/OBO. rhodyalum@yahoo.com. 27-inch 10-speed bike Motobecane men’s 10-speed, 27” bike. Needs to be cleaned up. $75. 802-864-6783.

1993 Audi 90 S Grey, 132K. Solid, sporty, reliable starter / winter car. She’s my baby, hate to sell her, but I have to. $2200 firm. 802-879-6623. 1993 jeep grand cherokee 178K, new shocks, pioneer stereo. $2500 802-373-2444. 1994 FORD ESCORT 4-dr, 5-spd, only 76k original, a/c cassette, all original only $1950. Call 802-324-1923.

for sale by owner PLAINFIELD 4-5 BR 1 BA renovated antique post and beam in Plainfield Village on .8 acre. Beautiful yard, vegi and perennial gardens, and 270’ brook frontage. New oil furnace, high speed internet. Close to rail trail and rec field. $184,000

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1994 Volvo Wagon CD, sunroof, pwr windows & doors, new studded snows last year, 179K. Needs some work. $1850/OBO. Call Amanda, 802-272-7186.

1999 Nissan Altima GLE Good condition, automatic, AC, sunroof, leather, power windows and locks, 4 extra studded tires, 99k. $6400/OBO. 802-244-7660.

Ford Explorer XLT 1997 Straight from California, loaded, immaculate & clean throughout. 80k, 4X-drive, V-8, dark blue with leather. $5900 802-660-2099.

1995 BMW 530i 101K, power everything, leather, auto. Come take a look on the corner of Williston Rd. and Industrial Ave. $4000/OBO. 802-343-2676.

1999 Plymouth Gr. Voyager V6, 3.3L, dual sliders, cc, power windows & locks, roof rack (Thule skirack attachments), trailer hitch, AM/FM/CD/cassette, 181K. KBB: $3400. Runs great! $1995. Must sell! 802-388-4241.

Luggage Cover for Audi TT Snaps into rear hatch, conceals contents of trunk/luggage area, comes to rest against rear seats. OEM, black. $40. 802-310-1272, mwillia5@uvm.edu.

1995 Eagle Summit (Like Dodge Colt.) 1995 2-dr sedan, 103K miles, good condition, good tires. $950. Call 802-879-1333. 1995 LAND ROVER DISCOVERY Dark green. 131,000 miles. $4750. 425-2592. 1995 Porsche 911 Conv. Carrera Cabriolet, model 993. 5speed, 73K, heated storage, excellent cond. CD-changer, power doors, windows & seats. Alarm, leather interior $31,000/OBO. 802-482-2678. 1995 Subaru Legacy Wagon 1995 blue Subaru Legacy Wagon. 172K, 5 speed, AC, cd player, almost new tires. Body isn’t shiny, but car runs great. $2300/OBO. 802-989-4906. 1996 Honda 4D Accord Honda Accord LX 1996 4D 174K miles, new tires well kept, runs great, Kelly BB @ $2700. Asking $2,000 Inspected until 6/08, Call 482-2060. 1996 LINCOLN TOWN CAR SIGNATURE SERIES, Jack Niklelaus PKG, never seen snow, power roof, custom leather, nicest one in the STATE only $6995. 802-324-1923. 1996 Subaru Legacy 5-Speed Moving south, won’t need. Runs great. Many new parts: brakes, rotors, starter, CV joint, alternator, tires. Contact me for photos/questions at 802-233-2167 or jonptichenor@yahoo.com. 1997 Civic Hatchback 35mpg Cute, efficient car! Runs great, well maintained, 5-speed, blue, 105K, basic Thule rack, extra snow tires, minor rust. $4500. chapin.spencer@gmail.com or 802-860-7321. Nissan Pathfinder 1997 White, 5-spd., 110K, 4WD, clean title, new brakes, CD, power locks & windows, cold A/C. Great condition, just inspected. $4000. Call 802-310-4429. 1997 SAAB 900S CONV. retractable top, 109k, auto, full power. CAR FAX white/black showroom car back to school special $4995, call 802-324-1923. 1997 Saturn SC2 122K, pw, pl, sunroof. Alloy wheels pioneer CD-stereo runs well. $1700/ OBO. New brakes and oil pan. 802-363-3695. 1998 Ford Ranger XLT Good condition, 2 w.d., 4 cyl, manual, bed liner, sliding rear window, 109k. $2900/OBO. 802-244-7660. 1998 Suzuki Esteem Wagon 5speed, 5-door wagon, front wheel drive, 1.6L engine, 143K, 34 mpg, A/C, 1 owner, undercoated in 1998. $2400. 802-849-6185. 1998 Volvo V70 Wagon 137,00 miles, green, 2WD, automatic, heated seats and all the extras. Very good condition. $4,850 obo. 899-2845 1999 Chevrolet 3500 AC, automatic, power windows & locks, cruise, tilt, 454 V8, spray-in bedliner, new tires all around, new paint job. $13,500/OBO. Sharplooking truck. 802-893-3508. 1999 Ford Escort ZX2 Mechanic-maintained, recently inspected. New brakes & tires. Great car--too small for my needs! $3000/OBO. 802-879-5307 after 9 a.m. 1999 Mercury Cougar V6 Red, 2-door, automatic, power windows & locks, flowmaster dual exhaust, injen intake, sound system, new alternator, 74K. $4900/OBO. Call 802-310-7286.

1999 toyota 4 runner ltd V6, automatic, 4WD, fully loaded, power everything leather seats, cruise A/C, security system, remote car starter. Much more, see@7dspot.com. 103,000k, $10,200 OBO. 802-563-2239. 2000 Chevy S10 4x4 5 speeds, 93K, p/w, p/l, alloy wheels, A/C. $3500/OBO pls. Call Pat, 802-482-2678. 2000 Isuzu Rodeo LS 4x4 I have for sale a 2000 Isuzu Rodeo LS 4x4. The car has 55,000 original miles. Rebuilt title. Excellent condition. Tan exterior/interior. $6500 OBO. 802-434-3853. 2000 Toyota Camry CE Good condition, 5-speed manual, cruise control, power windows and locks, 137k. 4 extra studded tires. $5400/OBO. 802-244-7660. 2001 Jeep Grand Cherokee 4.0-L, 6-cyl, Auto, 17” wheels, gold w/ tan leather interior, power moonroof, power seats, heated mirrors, Infinity premium stereo w/ CD & cassette, foglights, 83K, $9000. 802-598-8528. 2001 Subaru Outback Auto trans, pwr leather seats, 1st class cond., 107k miles. $6900. 4343796 or 434-3398. 2001 VW JETTA 99K (highway miles), 5-speed manual, A/C, ABS, driver&pass air bags. Incredibly clean and in excellent condition, inside and out. $5900/OBO. Call Emma 802-249-7053. 2001 VW PASSAT AWD WAGON auto, power roof, leather, AWD, summer + winter tires. 1-owner all original, cd/ cassette. Call 802-324-1923. 2002 Saab 9-5, Low Mileage Won’t last long! Light green w/ tan leather, 47K. No work needed, excellent condition. $1500 below KBB value, manual transmission, all the bells and whistles. jackie. atkin@gmail.com. 2002 Subaru Impreza 2.5 RS 63,700K, AWD, Midnight blue, excellent condition, power everything, 4 xtra snows on rims, spoiler. Looks and drives like a sports car! Call 879-3454 evenings. 2003 Toyota RAV 4WD Low miles, trailer hitch, roof rack. $15,000. 802-229-4008. 2005 Honda Hybrid Avail. 8/1. 20k miles. Under warranty, low gas mileage. Snow tires and remote starter included. 802-310-9051. 2005 Hyundai Accent 25K, brand new tires, still has warranty. $11,000. 802-922-2522. Sarah Richardson. BMW 3’ SERIES 94’ black-onblack, serviced regularly, power windows & locks, AT, sunroof. Upgraded rims, CD player. FIRST $3200 TAKES IT HOME. A MUSTSEE. 802-777-8109 or email me at subaruxsturbo1@aol.com. BMW 318i Alloy wheel/tires 4-BMW 318i alloy wheels w/ 20560R-15 tires whole package only $125, call 802-324-1923. Cross Bars for Audi A4/S4 These are Audi OEM parts, brushed aluminum. Mount to existing roof rails on A4/S4 wagons, 2002 on. Coded tightening tool. Fits some VWs. $100. 802-310-1272. Don’t miss a day of snow! 2004 Jeep Grand Cherokee Laredo. Power everything, CD, roof rack, new tires. This is the perfect car for a student or outdoor enthusiast! 802-578-6440 $13,500.

Minivan--86K miles! 95 Mercury Villager Minivan--86K Miles, New Tires, Service records, BRAND new axles, super clean! GREAT value! Call 765- 427-9457 or email: Not2bforgot10@yahoo. com.

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VW Golf GL TDI Coupe auto Beautiful 1-owner Southern NC TDI. Automatic, monsoon, alloys. Perfect. 36K. Fully serviced. 45+ mpg. Vermont TDI Imports, sales@vermontTDIimports.com, 802-426-3889. NE’s finest TDIs.

rammy-Nominated Drummer! Jason Corbiere, former drummer of Roomful of Blues, is avail. for gigs and lessons. playitfunky@ hotmail.com or 802-370-2608. I’m interested in a committed project if the situation is good.

VW Jetta trek sunroof Trek edition alloy wheels, sunroof, rear spoiler. New clutch, front brakes. 136k miles, runs and looks great. Gray color on hood is chip-resistant finish. $1300. 802-249-7266.

Percussion Ensemble Forming a small (5-8-piece) percussion ensemble. Practice about once a week, studio project & gigs, improv. & composed. All ages and experience welcome. brianteckert@hotmail.com.

Wanted Right hand drive vehicle wanted for postal delivery. Must be 4-wheel drive and in good running condition. Please call 899-2890.

Singer seeking band Female Singer w/ a beautiful voice looking for songs waiting to be sung. I am looking to expand into more rock and harder sounds. 802-999-7096.

Motorcycles 1998 Suzuki GSXR 600 1998 GSXR Suzuki 600 great condition, very fast. Asking $4400 call if you have any questions. Just inspected! Call Dave 802 373 9244.

For Sale AMP IT UP!!!!! True power, Kicker “livin loud”, Zx 1000.1 class d subwoofer amplifier. $950/OBO. Brand new. Call vee at 802-324-5399.

2000 Honda Magna Nice! Nicely upgraded and always maintained. Incl. many extras. Cobra exhaust, progressive suspension, sport windshield, rear rack, saddlebags and much more. New front tire and battery. Bob_locicero@hotmail.com.

uthorized Warranty/Repair Martin guitars, Taylor, Guild, Fender, Kamman music, Meisel, Ovation by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, www.geocities.com/randycrosby/ repair.html.

Harley Davidson Sportster 2003 (anniversary edition) HD Sportster, model XLH1200, better than excellent condition, 9700 miles, stored in climate controlled garage. $6,100.00, 802-234-7260.

Digital Keyboard Emu Emax sampling keyboard w/ 100 sampled sound discs. Digital and analog editing, sequencer, etc. $350/OBO. 802-864-7740.

On the Water Baja 16SS 1980, 115HP Merc (well maintained), 50 mph+. Drive-on trailer, stainless prop, full cover, stereo, more. Runs great! $3000. 802-6580626. More pics: public.fotki. com/Bajamaniac/baja_pics/. Row Wing: rowing rig Drop-in frame converts a canoe or rowboat into a sliding-seat rowing shell. Good condition. $300. Oars also avail. 518-576-4512. Sailboat and Trailer 26’PEARSON ARIEL - 7 HP outboard motor. Sails included: Main, Jib, Drifter, 2 Genoas, and Spinaker. Trailer included. $6500. Call (802)425-2592.

Recreational Vehicles 2002 Wildcat 26’ Camper Travel trailer w/ slide-out, sleeps 6, light blue interior, AC, AM/FM/CD stereo w/ surround sound. Excellent condition. $15,000. Info, 802-355-5114.

Ibanez Elec. Guitar $350 White Ibanez RG350DX electric guitar. Mint. No case. Shark-tooth inlays, wizard/II neck, FloydRose, sounds great, LIKE NEW. $350 cash. Call 802-655-9479 (49 PM). SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT !!!!! Kicker CompVX CVX124 ROUND Subwoofer 12” Dual 4 Ohms? 750W RMS / 1,500W Peak. WITH A METAL PROTECTION GRILL CALL VEE @ 802-324-5399 $400/OBO. Violin/Mandolin! Full, sweet bending notes and vibrato. Custom-made mandolins by Luthier Randy Crosby. 202 Main St., Burlington. 802-865-3890, randolin@verizon.net, www.geocities. com/randycrosby.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo, “Bluegrass 101” workshops and more. Refs., convenient scheduling 7 days/week! Andy Greene, 802658-2462; guitboy75@hotmail. com. www.andysmountainmusic. com. Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/ 25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory and ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages, styles, levels. Rick Belford 802-864-7195, www. rickbelford.com.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM and Middlebury College Faculty) 862-7696, www. paulasbell.com. Music Lessons!!! Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 years experience. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. 802-864-7740, ero@moomail.net.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 24, 2007, The Miller Realty Group, LLP, filed application 4C1040R-3 for a project generally described as: ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092

Renewal of partial findings for Criteria 9(C) and 9(H) for a proposed 28-unit Planned Unit Development. The project is located on Route 7 in the Town of Milton, Vermont.

New Recording Studio Affordable digital recording studio w/ 18’ ceilings, ISO booth and resources for musicians! Rehearsal, too! Visit us at www.bigorangestudio.com. Record Your Demo CD Cheap New bands wanted. Prices reasonable and neg. per project. Call 802-863-9014 or email TrevorAyer@Yahoo.com.

Auditions/ Casting FEMALE MODELS WANTED for art and fashion projects in Burlington. Excellent opportunity for beginners, free portfolio. Call Dave at 373-1912, e-mail - dave@ daverussell.org, Website - http:// www.daverussell.org.

Call to Artists Color in Nature and Art Learn to understand, identify, mix, balance, reproduce colors and effects. W/ or w/o experience. Sat. Aug. 18 - Mon. Aug. 20, 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. daily. Vermont Zen Center, Shelburne. 802-985-3610. Plein Aire Painter Retreat At Marshfield Inn & Motel, Marshfield, Vermont. Workshop explores the art of painting directly from nature and helps students of all levels respond with quick, spontaneous brush strokes to capture the true effects of color and light. $595 course fee includes: 3 days of instruction, 3-night stay, full breakfast each morning, opening night reception and more. Class size is limited so register by 8/17/07! Call 802-426-3383 or email innkeepers@marshfieldinn. com. Sculpture Artist Needed Are you interested in contracting to create a sculpture made from computers, other universal waste and recycled products? 800-2143020, nancy@veryspecialevents. com.

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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed Memorandum of Decision are available for review at the Milton Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed Memorandum of Decision may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 28, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 28, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this day of 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District 4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us

the construction of a 131 space parking area with landscaping, lighting and stormwater facility improvements. The project is located on Marshall Avenue in the Town of Williston, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/ lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 21, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 21, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this day of August 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District 4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 26, 2007, J. Hutchins, Inc., filed application 4C1064-1 for a project generally described as:

the construction of two 40’ x 80’ storage buildings and after-thefact approval for changes to originally permitted site plan . The project is located on Rogers Lane in the Town of Richmond, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Richmond Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 30 Kimball Avenue, South Burlington, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/ lup) by clicking on “District Commission Cases,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 21, 2007, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 21, 2007. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners, other interested persons granted party status pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c). Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 2nd day of August, 2007. By Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District 4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us NOTICE OF SHERIFF’S SALE OF REAL PROPERTY KNOW ALL BY THESE PRESENTS that, pursuant to an order of the Chittenden Superior Court in the matter entitled Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., v. Thomas A. Mullen and Kim S. Millette (docket no. S0677-06 CnC), a sheriff’s sale of the following described property shall take place at the premises located at 1081 Route 15 in the Town of Westford at 10:30 a.m. on August 31, 2007. The property to be sold is described as follows:

Being all and the same lands an premised conveyed to Thomas A. Mullen and Kim S. Millette by Warranty Deed of Patrick E. Flynn and Kathryn M. Flynn dated November 12, 1993 of record Book 70, Page 465 of the Town of Westford Land Records. Parcel No. 1: A parcel of land, with all buildings thereon, situated on the easterly side of State Highway 15 and being more particularly described as commencing at an iron pipe situation on the easterly side of said Highway, which iron pipe is situated 30 feet north of the so-called BurnorHobart fence line and proceeding easterly a distance of 973 feet to an iron stake; thence turning to the left and proceeding westerly a distance of 973 feet to the easterly edge of the said State Highway 15; thence turning to the left proceeding southerly in and along the easterly sideline of State Highway 15 to the point or place of beginning. Also herewith is an easement and right of way 30 feet, more or less, width, and 973 feet, more or less, in length, for ingress and egress of vehicular and pedestrian traffic over land now or formerly owned by Sadie Burnor from State Highway 15 to the land herein, which easement is contiguous to the herein described premises. Parcel No. 2: A lot of land comprising of two acres, more or less. Said property is located easterly of Vermont Route 15, and is bounded on the west by Parcel No. 1 and on the south and east by lands of one Davis. Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned instruments, their records thereof and the references therein contained, all in further aid of this description. The property shall be sold at such time to the highest bidder, subject to all real estate taxes or other assessments of the Town of Westford, if any, on said land and premises, and subject to any superior liens or other encumbrances. The purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont, at the time of the sale. In any case, a $10,000 cash deposit at sale shall be required. Dated at Burlington this _____ day of August, 2007. Kevin McLaughlin, Sheriff NOTICE OF SHERIFF’S SALE OF REAL PROPERTY KNOW ALL BY THESE PRESENTS that, pursuant to an order of the Chittenden Superior Court in the matter entitled The Bank of New York as Trustee v. Leslie Riddell and the Vermont Department of Taxes (docket n o. 642-06 CnC), a sheriff’s sale of the following described property shall take place at the premises located at 11 Lakeview Terrace in the City of Burlington at 10:00 a.m. on August 29, 2007. The property to be sold is described as follows: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Leslie Riddell by Executor’s Deed of Michael W. MacIntyre, Executor of the Estate of Andrew P. Sullivan dated May 2, 2001 and of record in Volume 679, Pages 1-2 of the Burlington Land Records.

A lot of land with all buildings thereon, situated on the westerly side of Lakeview Terrace, so-called, the dwelling house thereon known and designated as No. 11 Lakeview Terrace. Reference is hereby made to the aforementioned instruments, the records thereof and the references therein contained, all in further aid of this description. The property shall be sold at such time to the highest bidder, subject to all real estate taxes or other assessments of the City of Burlington, if any, on said land and premises, and subject to any superior liens or other encumbrances. The purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont, at the time of the sale. In any case, a $10,000 cash deposit at sale shall be required. Dated at Burlington this 1st day of August, 2007. Kevin McLaughlin, Sheriff PUBLIC NOTICE TOWN OF CHARLOTTE PLANNING COMMISSION PROPOSED TOWN PLAN Pursuant to 24 VSA ‘4384 the Charlotte Planning Commission will hold a public hearing on Thursday September 6, 2007 at 7:30 PM. at the Town Hall, 159 Ferry Road on the proposed readoption, with update/amendments, of the Charlotte Town Plan. The purpose of the hearing is to receive public comment on the proposed update/amendment. The Town Plan provides development policies of the Town, and also provides a basis for bylaws and other mechanisms which implement the bylaws. The proposed Town Plan affects all land within the Town. The Table of Contents for the proposed Town Plan contains the major topic headings: 1. INTRODUCTION TO THE PLAN 2. GOALS FOR THE FUTURE OF THE TOWN 3. CHARLOTTE YESTERDAY: A BRIEF HISTORY OF THE TOWN 4. CHARLOTTE TODAY 5. CHARLOTTE TOMORROW 6. TIMETABLE 7. GLOSSARY Complete copies of the proposed Plan are available for review at the Town Clerk’s office, the Planning and Zoning office, and the Town Library during regular business hours. The proposed Plan is also on the Town’s website: www.charlottevt.org PUBLIC NOTICE Vermont Agency of Transportation Disadvantaged Business Enterprise (DBE) Overall Annual Goal on FHWAFunded Projects For Fiscal Year October 1, 2007 through September 30, 2008

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« legals Pursuant to US Department of Transportation regulations contained in 49 Code of Federal Regulations, Part 26, all state transportation agencies receiving Department of Transportation financial assistance must establish overall percentage goals for the dollar value of work to be awarded disadvantaged businesses. This action has been deemed necessary in order to provide these businesses the maximum opportunity to participate in the performance of contracts and subcontracts financed in whole or in part with federal funds. The Vermont Agency of Transportation is a recipient of US Department of Transportation financial assistance, and hereby establishes the following goal in accordance with these regulations: In FY 2008, the VT Agency of Transportation intends to expend 5.2% of the Federal financial assistance received from FHWA with small business concerns owned and controlled by socially and economically disadvantaged individuals (DBEs). The VT Agency of Transportation estimates that, in meeting our overall goal of 5.2%, we will obtain 4.2% from race-neutral participation and 1% through race-conscious measures. Individuals who are interested in becoming a certified disadvantaged business enterprise in Vermont should contact: Vermont Agency of Transportation Office of Civil Rights & Labor Compliance National Life Building, Drawer 33 Montpelier, VT 05633-5001 Telephone: (802) 828-2717 A description of the methodology used in establishing this goal can be viewed for 30 days following the date of this notice during normal business hours at the above address. It is also available for viewing on our website: http://www.aot.state. vt.us/CivilRights/Documents/ VTransDBEGoalFY08.pdf Comments pertaining to this overall goal will be accepted at the above referenced address for a period of fifteen days following the completion of the thirty day notice period. Comments will also be accepted by the Federal Highway Administration, Vermont Division, Federal Building, P.O. Box 568, Montpelier, VT 05601. Additional information about our DBE Program, including our current DBE Registry, certification application, resource guides and links to other small business resources can be obtained by visiting the DBE page of our website at: http://www.aot. state.vt.us/CivilRights/Dbe.htm All firms, both DBE and non-DBE, are invited to contact the Vermont Agency of Transportation for information regarding bidding opportunities on federally funded projects. Dated July 31, 2007 at Montpelier, Vermont REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS City of Burlington Housing Trust Fund The Burlington Housing Trust Fund (BHTF) requests proposals for FY2008 awards.

The BHTF provides grants and loans for the promotion, retention and creation of long-term affordable housing for very low, low and moderate-income households. Nonprofit corporations, municipal corporations, limited equity housing cooperatives, for-profit corporations, partnerships and individuals are eligible to apply for project funding. Capacity grants are also made for the staffing, training, planning, fundraising and ongoing operations of nonprofit organizations creating or preserving housing for very low, low and moderateincome households. Proposals are due by 4:00 p.m., Monday, August 27, 2007 at the Community and Economic Development Office, 149 Church St., Room 32, City Hall, Burlington, VT 05401. Please submit an original plus four copies. Electronic and facsimile submissions are not accepted. For further information on the BHTF or this RFP, please contact Brian Pine at 865-7232.

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Shyness and social anxiety support group. Practice new social skills and improve confidence in a supportive and professional setting. Contact Nora Senecal-Albrecht at the Center for Anxiety Disorders, telephone 341or email shy. group@yahoo.com DISCUSS “What the Bleep...” and “Down the Rabbit Hole” – the layman’s way toward understanding latest quantum physics discoveries linking science and spirituality. We’ll watch segments, talk about them, share experiences. Meeting place, Burlington area TBA. Call 802-861-6000. Shoplifters Support Group Self-help support group now forming in the Capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles, and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@cs.com Parenting Group: Parenting support and skill-building for people parenting kids of any age. New members welcome as space allows. Please call for more information. RiverValley Associates (802) 651-7520. STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, and etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com.

Huntington’s Disease Support Group: A monthly support group open to anyone with, at risk, or caring for someone with Huntington’s disease, and their family and friends. The group meets the second Thursday of each month from 6:00-7:30 pm at Fletcher Allen Health Care in Burlington. The support group is facilitated by a social worker and is sponsored by the Vermont affiliate of the Huntington’s Disease Society of America. For additional information please call Warren Hathaway at 1-888-872-8102, ext 19. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MEN IN CRISIS: Divorce, custody, relationship type support for men. Weekly meetings. Mondays, 6:30-7:30 p.m., at the Universalist Unitarian, top of Church St., Burlington. THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER, in Burlington will be starting a support group for female survivors of sexual assault. Please call 864-0555 for information. CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday. Burlington Police Station Community Room. One North Ave., South Entrance, next to Battery Park. VT CFIDS Assoc., Inc. 1-800-296-1445 voicemail, www.monkeyswith swings.com/vtcfidds.html. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS2345. CENTRAL VT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL PROBLEMS: Will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month, 10:30 AM - 12:30 PM. New members welcome. Facilitated by Patti Smith, MA & Kristi Petrochko, BA. Info, call Kristi at 802-2234744. FAT FLUSHERS UNITE!: Do you need support starting or staying motivated on the Fat Flush Plan by Ann Louise Guittleman? FF support group starting in S. Burlington. Call Rhonda 8640538x226 for details. SQUEAKY WHEELS, RUSTY HINGES: Focus groups meets at the Branon’s Pool in St. Albans for socialization, maintaining, wellbeing, improving performance of daily activities by managing aches through sharing experiences and workout in the warm water. Meeting is free, one hour pool pass, swimsuit, required. 802-527-7957. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: To read and discuss Warrin Farrills groundbreaking best selling book “The Myth of Male Power”. 802343-0910.

SEPARATED BY ADOPTION?: Concerned United Birthparents, Inc. (CUB) announces local peer support group meeting in Burlington. CUB meetings offer a safe, confidential, and nurturing environment to explore personal experiences related to adoption, relinquishment, search and reunion (or rejection). For those of us who have felt isolated, it is a tremendous relief to communicate with others who understand our experience. 3rd Tuesday of the month 6-7 PM. Unitarian Universalist Church on Pearl St., top of Church St., Burlington. Free. Contact Judy, region1dir@cubirthparents. org, 800-822-2777 ext. 1, www. CUBirthparents.org. AL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. MEN’S GROUP FORMING: Based on the work of David Deida, Core Energetics, and other awareness practices. The intention of the group is to serve members into being the most extraordinary men that they can be. It is for men who are who are dying to penetrate every bit of the world with their courage, their presence, their unbridled passion and relentless love, and their deepest burning, bubbling, brilliant desire. The group will function as a means for men to support each other and serve the greater good. We will be working with spiritual practices, the mind and body, and taking on our lives with the utmost integrity, impeccability and openness. The group is not a new age group, nor is it a group dedicated to therapy. Info, email zach@handelgroup.com or call 917-887-1276. Survivors of Suicide (SOS): Have you experienced the impact of a loved one’s suicide? Please consider joining us. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6-7:30 p.m. at the The Holiday Inn, Oak Room, 1068 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Cory Goud, M.A., Psychologist-Master, 802223-4111 or Linda Livendale 802-479-9450. GIRL’S NIGHT OUT: Fun support group for single women, discussions, weekly activities (cooking, dancing, rock climbing...), childcare solutions. A great alternative to dating! Email horizons4u@hotmail.com. DEBTORS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with money and debt? We can help. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First Methodist Church. Contact Brenda, 338-1170 or Cameron, 363-3747.

OVEREATERS ANON: 12-step recovery group. Is what you’re eating, eating you? Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. First Congregational Church, Rt. 15, Essex Jct. Contact 863-2655 for more info. NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: A group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to be a member. The only requirement is a desire to stop using. For meeting info, call 802-862-4516 or visit www. cvana.org. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 4768345 or Denise at 223-257. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP: for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-860-1417 x104 for information. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802-472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802-660-7240, or visit us at http://www. AutismSupportDaily.com for more info.

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ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room 2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware. org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. There will be no meeting 12/25. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo. com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.


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Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/ HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT group: UHC campus, 1 South Prospect St., Arnold 2 Resource Rm. Every 1st and 3rd Tuesday, 5-6:30 p.m. Info, 847-4848. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:30-7:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester. For more information, call 860-8388 or toll-free, 1-866972-5266. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide. Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m. For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net. Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708. Women call Valerie, 802-760-9203. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo. com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and child care provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information. WOMEN CHANGING: A continuous educational support group for women who are interested in changing patterns in their lives. Wednesdays-ongoing. 12:30-2 p.m. Call Angie at AWARE in Hardwick, 472-6463.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-5439498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www. dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE) Visit www. nakedinvermont.com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732 or atblythel@ aol.com. OLDER WOMEN EXERCISING TOGETHER: For motivation to do what’s necessary. Call Anne, 861-6000. ALS (LOU GEHRIG’S DISEASE) monthly support group: For patients, caregivers and loved ones who are living or have lived with ALS. Third Thursday of the month, 1-3 p.m. Jim’s House, 1266 Creamery Rd., Williston. Info and directions, 802-8628882 or vt@alsanne.org. AL-ANON: Thursdays, 12:301:30 p.m. at the AWARE office, 88 High St., Hardwick. Info, 472-6463. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION of Vermont: Daytime support group meets the second Thursday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in Colchester, from 12-2 p.m. For more info, contact Polly Erickson at 847-6941. METHADONE ANONYMOUS: A medication-assisted recovery support group. Tuesdays, 7-8 p.m. The Alano Club. Directions: Rt. 15 Fort Ethan Allen entrance, Barnes Ave., third right on to Hegeman Ave., 74 on left. All are welcome. PARKINSON’S DISEASE: meets 1st Tues. of each month at the Heineburg Sr. Ctr., Heineburg Ave., Burlington. Lunch is avail. by calling 863-3982 in advance. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel. com.

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BURLINGTON MEN’S GROUP: Ongoing Tuesdays, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-3742. Area men are invited to join this weekly group for varied discussions and drumming. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters get support in addressing their problem. ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations. Free. Info, 860-8382. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 and join a group in your area. AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512. Seven other locations also. Info, 860-8388. Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem? Al-Anon can help. DOMESTIC AND SEXUAL violence: WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Addison County for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Info, 388-4205. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS Anonymous: Sundays, 7 p.m. Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, VT 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

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Small animal HealtH tecHnician Full-time

Vergennes AnmAl HospitAl is seeking an energetic, motivated technician to complement our existing staff. Prior experience preferred. Experience with people and pets a must. VAH offers top-of-the-line comprehensive medical programs for our patients. We offer competitive wages, health insurance, IRA, paid holidays, continuing education opportunities, pet-related benefits, and a great work environment! Technicians play a vital role in promoting pet education and are part of an integrated team environment. If you know the value of teamwork, yet can work independently and productively, we encourage you to apply. Vergennes is ideally located just 30 minutes south of Burlington on US Rte. 7. Recent growth and renewal has made the smallest city in the U.S. a highly desirable place to work and live. Vergennes Animal Hospital Attn: Technician Position 20 Main Street, Vergennes, VT 05491

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Part-time. Assist the School Age Site Director in leading school-aged children in activities like art, gym games, and outdoor play. We have openings in Chittenden, Franklin, Addison and Washington Counties. This part-time position is a great way to get experience to start your career in education! Please send application and/or resume and 3 letters of reference to: Julie Peterson, 266 College Street, Burlington, VT. 05401, or jpeterson@gbymca.org.

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Creative, organized and fun-loving teachers with a strong sense of Jewish identity sought to teach kitah ganon (pre-K), kitah aleph (grade 1) and one of two sections of kitah bet (grade 2) at the Ohavi Zedek Hebrew school September 2007 through May 2008. All grades meet Sundays from 10 a.m. - 12 noon except for one weekend per month when classes meet on Saturday from 10 a.m. - 12 noon. Grades 2 through 7 also meet on Wednesday afternoons from 4 - 6 p.m. We are also seeking one or two additional Hebrew language teachers to teach on Wednesdays from 4 - 5 p.m.

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Elementary School in South Burlington. Full-time position for school year calendar. Must hold a valid Vermont Educator License with Early Childhood Endorsement. 2-5 years experience required. Send resume, copy of license, and letter of intent to: Didi Harris at dharris@gbymca.org or YMCA 266 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

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Job oPPoRTUNITIES aT A leading captive mgmt. firm has 3 openings:

We are seeking a full-time, in-house Transcriptionist to transcribe radiology reports in our busy Diagnostic Imaging Department. Successful candidates will have completed an approved vocational training program for medical secretaries and have at least two years of experience using medical terminology and typing skills.

Topnotch Resort and Spa, Vermont’s only Preferred Hotel and Resort, has immediate openings for the following positions:

Senior Account Manager: Candidates should have a Bachelor’s degree in accounting and preferably 5 years of financial reporting experience as well as possess strong organizational and communication skills with the ability to work independently. Previous captive mgmt. exp. & CPA designation a plus.

• Front Office Manager (year round) • Catering Sales Manager (year round)

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Candidates should have a Bachelor’s degree in accounting, be attentive to detail, and be team oriented. Previous captive mgmt. experience a plus.

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Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health-club access, generous 401(k) match program, and tuition reimbursement. Please contact the HR department at 802-253-6420 or visit our website at www.topnotchresort.com.

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CRiSiS BED PROgRAm-STAFF The Crisis Bed Program is newly funded and designed to meet the short-term needs of adults in crisis. Seeking Mental Health staff (part-time & full-time) to cover evenings, weekends and overnights. Work closely with our supportive crisis team and other program staff. Crisis work requires teamwork with other professionals and agencies in the community and the ability to work under pressure and maintain a positive attitude in a constantly changing atmosphere. PEDiATRiC SOCiAL WORKER Position provides direct psychosocial, emotional and behavioral assessment and clinical service to children in office and community-based settings. Clinician is responsible for providing assessment, referral, ongoing case management, and parenting support to children and families referred by local pediatrician’s office. Recommendations made and support provided for continuing Mental Health treatment through NCSS. Truly a collaborative initiative, clinician must be self-motivated and have strong communication skills along with those of the clinical realm. Master’s degree in Human Service field & 1-3 years of experience required.

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Seeking several individuals to provide respite in their home. The ideal situation would be a responsible couple or single adult with no children. Also need individuals to support our consumers both in the community & home to build skills. Training provided. If you are looking for a challenge and want to be part of a terrific team, please call gordon at 802-524-0574 ext. # 225.

New England Air Systems, Inc. PO Box 525 Williston, VT 05495 fax to 864-3904 or email hbferrara@neair.com. Accepting applications until September 3, 2007.

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Street Outreach Coordinator Spectrum Youth and Family Services is a community-based social service agency committed to working with Vermont youth and families to improve their lives through advocacy, direct service, and a continuum of support in order to work toward a more just and compassionate community. Spectrum is seeking a dynamic, motivated and dependable individual as their Street Outreach Coordinator, to create and manage a vibrant, effective Street Outreach Program. This includes the recruitment, hiring, training and supervision of street-based Peer Outreach staff. The Street Outreach Coordinator will create and maintain strong systems of communication and referral to all Spectrum programs and other community resources. The Street Outreach Coordinator will work to maintain collaborations with community leaders to strengthen community relations, as well as work closely with the drop-in coordinator in supporting the Drop-in Center. Master’s degree in social work or a related field, along with minimum three years experience working with adolescents preferred. EOE Please contact:

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Network Administrator/Database Developer The Vermont Housing & Conservation Board seeks a threequarter-time Network Administrator/Database Developer who shares the organization’s commitment to affordable housing & land conservation in Vermont. Assist a network engineering consultant in migrating the network from Novell Netware to Windows Small Business Server; work with a database development consultant to maintain a database written in Visual FoxPro. Responsibilities: user help desk support; staff training for Windows XP and Mac OSX; IT budget management; assisting the consultants to upgrade and maintain the network and database. Qualifications: minimum three years well rounded experience in all aspects of network and database management; some experience in coding. This position requires attention to detail, accuracy, and good communication skills. The ability to work well with others as part of a team is a priority. EOE. Please send résumé and letter of interest to: Laurie Graves, VHCB, 149 State Street, Montpelier, Vermont 05602 by August 17th. Read the job description at www.vhcb.org/ employment.html _____ Vermont since 1987, Housing & supporting Conservation affordable housing, Board land conservation and historic 20th AnniversAry preservation � � _____ 1987–2007

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YOU CAN MAKE A DIFFERENCE! NFI Vermont is seeking a dynamic leader to work with a creative, motivated team providing specialized mental health services to children, youth and families in Chittenden County. If you are an experienced clinician looking for an opportunity to be part of a fun and dedicated team in an innovative organization, we want to meet you. The Community Based Services Program Director manages the clinical, administrative and fiscal aspects of the program. Candidates must possess a Master’s degree and three years relevant experience. Licensed candidates preferred.

Job Description/Summary: Responsible for helping to achieve ongoing guest satisfaction and team goals through the maintenance and upkeep, cleanliness of rooms. This is a drug-free workplace. ESSENTIAL JOB FUNCTIONS: • To understand all standards of suite cleanliness • To consistently clean assigned suites to the standards of cleanliness for the Brand as well as Island Hospitality • Maintaining shelf organization in the storerooms • Replenishing storeroom supplies • Removing trash and dirty linens from suites • Sweeping and vacuuming floors • Reporting maintenance problems or completing work repair orders • Spot cleaning walls, carpets, light fixtures, etc.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] An established New England company for over 20 years and the premier distributor of snack foods is seeking experienced, detail- oriented and motivated Sales people to join our team for our Vermont areas.

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