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< letters> NO-FEAR BEER Many thanks to the Alchemist Pub & Brewery for being aware, creative and supportive to the celiac community [“Side Dishes: Suds a Celiac Can Love,” July 29]. Rustie MacDonald BERWICK, MAINE

MacDonald is a life coach for celiacs and a former Vermonter. The website for her business is celiacroads.com. WHERE THERE’S SMOKE. . . [Regarding “Outdoor Wood Boilers: Appropriate Technology or Deadly Device?” July 22]: We have one here in town, and it smokes all day — sometimes you can’t see the house next door. Why can’t he fix this the right way? James R. Short NORTH SPRINGFIELD

FLANAGAN’S BRAIN Ed Flanagan’s alleged behavior would not be untypical of someone who is recovering from severe brain trauma [“Fair Game,” July 29]. He may not have had a clear idea of what he was doing; he may not be able to interpret the alleged actions as having any specific goal, or necessarily being inappropriate. This might be a medical condition for which Ed cannot possibly be blamed: legally, morally or intellectually. It is important, however, that he undergo further evaluation and diagnosis, that he keep track of the progress of his disability with his

doctors and determine what kind of supervision in public situations might be appropriate. This incident may well serve an advance warning to the community: There are hundreds of veterans returning from the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan who have suffered severe trauma to their brains and should be offered every opportunity to lead as normal lives as possible. This will only be possible if people are informed of the difficulties and are provided useful guidelines on how to respond to untoward incidents that may occur during prolonged periods of readjustment. John Shaplin

Also, the heat tools, used in working with the SIPs give off very toxic fumes. Furthermore, carpenter ants, looking for warm winter habitation, excavate some impressive antcondominiums in foam, gradually destroying the r-value with resultant release of plastic residue into the environment. Permanent exclusion seems unlikely. Another increasingly common practice, shown in the Seven Days June 24 green issue, is the use of metal for roofs. Dairy barn “stray

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voltage” studies have shown that metal in buildings concentrates electromagnetic fields (EMFs). Roof-mounted photovoltaic panels also impact the EMFs in a dwelling. In conjunction with metal roofing, they have potentially huge impacts on health. Some abatement can be accomplished, however. Aren’t we beating a dead horse in continuing our attempts to apply high-tech, synthetic Band-Aids to wood-based construction, with its myriad of challenges? Much of the

world’s population, with their oftenancient masonry structures, look askance at our short-term thinking. It is this thinking that has prompted more and more municipalities to mandate masonry in structures. Why not give in to the ancient wisdom of the old world? And in so doing, make a concession to energy efficiency by adopting “insulating concrete.” Being more lightweight than normal concrete, cement-based more letters >> 20a

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Our newly revised online guide suggests stuff to do all over Vermont — from Manchester all the way up to Lake Willoughby. It showcases some of the state’s best hiking, biking, eating and cultural attractions, and includes links to related articles and videos we’ve created. It’s a great resource if you’ve got guests coming in

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Republicans, including Douglas, claim the Democrats chose to play politics rather than do what’s best for Vermont. “We knew we were facing a crisis over a year ago. These Democrats who now have unchecked control of our state House and Senate chose not to deal with it. They chose not to cooperate or to compromise,” wrote Vermont GOP Chairman Rob Roper in a recent letter to Republicans. “They chose not to make tough decisions. They chose to put the thrill of exercising raw political power above Vermonters’ need for good and honest government.” In recent weeks, the governor and his staff have echoed similar sentiments. They want Democrats to make the first move when it comes to proposing new ideas to solve the state’s fiscal crisis. “They will need concrete ideas — other than more tax increases — to fill this shortfall and the looming quarter-billiondollar deficit over the next three years,” said Administration Secretary Neale Lunderville. “We hope to work with lawmakers on sound ideas to close the gap.” In other words: It’s your budget; you fix it. Besides, why govern in Vermont when you have the important job of presiding over 50 state CEOs as chairman of the National Governors Association? House Speaker Shap Smith said the governor’s team may be smarting from the legislative session’s losses, but he hopes the two branches of government can work together.

“We understand that we had some difficulties before, and I believe we can move forward; I think that it’s still a possibility,” said Smith. In 2006 and 2008, Smith noted, the legislature came back to the table after Douglas vetoed key health care and renewable energy legislation in 2005 and 2007, respectively. “Some times you get to an impasse and then you have to be willing to come back to the table after that disagreement, and we’ve shown some willingness in the past,” said Smith. That’s easy for Smith to say — Democrats are used to losing. Not so Gov. Douglas. “I do believe they want us to be putting forward some ideas of our own,” added Smith. “And to some degree we can do that, but we are constrained by the fact that we don’t have as much access to information as they do and don’t have as much staff as they do.” Details, details. Smith and Senate President Pro Tem Peter Shumlin recently asked a legislative committee to find $30 million in savings through efficiencies. Meanwhile, Douglas appears to be putting together a formidable budget team for the upcoming session. He recently tapped Rich Westman, a native Vermonter from Cambridge and a 27-year veteran of the general assembly, to be his tax commissioner. With the addition of Westman, the Douglas administration’s budget team now consists of Lunderville, Finance Commissioner Jim Reardon and Deputy Administration Secretary Tom Pelham. Pelham served as a budget director under Gov. Howard Dean and, more recently, as Douglas’ tax commissioner. By drafting such a heavy-hitting team, Douglas is signaling that he is doubling down on his bets, not cashing in his chips. With the 2010 election on the line and the economy still in the crapper, it’s clear the guv doesn’t want a repeat of the 2009 session. Can’t say I blame him. Howard’s Footsteps — Two weeks ago, I presented the contrasting health-care plans of Gov. Jim Douglas, a Republican, and his predecessor — Democrat Gov. Howard Dean. But something is still gnawing at me: Why is Douglas venturing into the healthcare arena when he’s opposed pretty much every publicly funded health-care plan to come down the pike? Could it be that Douglas is experiencing a bit of Dean envy? Think of it: He’s been following in Dean’s footsteps for nearly a decade now, and the two men have more similarities than differences. Both served as chairman of the National Governors Association. Both have a propensity to enrage a Democratic-controlled legislature. They also both turned to some

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of the same Vermont financial deacons for political advice — namely, Burlington bond broker Harlan Sylvester. So, is Douglas’ election as NGA chairman just one more sign the guv wants to run for national political office? Given the number of top GOP officials who have disgraced themselves out of office, or resigned early for no apparent reason, milquetoast-y Douglas could be the last man standing. “Let me disabuse you of the notion that I’ll be following in Howard Dean’s footsteps,” Douglas told radio host Mark Johnson recently. Johnson noted that Dean took a lot of flack from the Vermont GOP when he began to spend time in Washington, D.C. Douglas acknowledged that the extra work would be a strain on his staff. He didn’t mention the ones who are already moonlighting on his reelection campaign. No matter how big, or little, a player Douglas becomes in the national debate on health-care reform, he won’t be able to shake the fact that Dean served more years as governor than anyone in Vermont history. Dean was elected state CEO five times outright from 1992 to 2000, but he also served out the unexpired term of Gov. Richard Snelling, a Republican, when Snelling died in August 1991. Douglas, on the other hand, was just elected to his fourth term and may face a tough reelection fight next year. To eclipse Dean, he would have to win in 2010, run again in 2012 and win, and serve at least through 2013. Possible? Sure. Likely? Probably not. Undaunted, Douglas is always ready to put his electoral, um, prowess on display. “Over the course of his career, Governor Douglas has received more votes than any other person in Vermont history, a testament to his appeal to voters of all political persuasions,” boasts the governor’s bio on his official website. Catch that? He said, “more votes than any other person in Vermont history.” Heh. Take that, Howard. What’s a trailblazing presidential bid, chairmanship of the Democratic National Committee and being a champion of healthcare reform in the face of such vote-sponging awesomeness? Exactly. Man With a Mission — Being a columnist in Vermont has its upsides. I get to poke, prod and otherwise take on various hypocrites, be they politicians, public figures, journalists or the occasional blogger. It’s always great when those you poke get their hackles up. Better still is when they put their thoughts in writing. So I can quote them. And we can then all share in the joy. For example, this email to “Fair Game” authored by Agency of Commerce “communicator” Dave Mace.

Earlier this year, he advised his bosses — Commerce Secretary Kevin Dorn and Tourism Commish Bruce Hyde — to stick to “well-honed” talking points rather than engage me in a true back-and-forth interview about the alleged “resignation” of Vermont Life publisher Tom Kelly. Here’s what Mace warned his bosses in an email obtained by “Fair Game”: “Please bear in mind who this is during the interview. Less is more with Shay, since he’s only going to pick the quote that helps support his opiniion [sic] the most. Better to stick to a few well-honed talking points and keep going back to them than to range very far in a free-wheeling interview.” Flattery will get you everywhere, Mr. Mace. For those who don’t know, Mace used to be a reporter at the Vermont Press Bureau, the capital bureau of the Times Argus and Rutland Herald. It’s clear that his bosses listen to his sage advice, because in an interview I posted to the Seven Days staff blog, Blurt, Dorn disabused me of the notion that Kelly was pushed out the door — again and again and again. Guess you could call that “mission accomplished.” A Year in the Life — Last summer around this time, we were thick in a gubernatorial race between two hopeless candidates from the left and Republican Gov. Jim Douglas. The main question was: Who will come in second? Democrat Gaye Symington or Progressive-turned-Independent Anthony Pollina? As it turns out, it was Pollina. So, what are these folks doing a year later? Symington was hired earlier this year to be the executive director of the High Meadows Fund. It supports the Vermont Community Foundation and awards grants to “improve the lives of Vermonters through a better environment.” Meanwhile, Pollina is guiding the Vermont Milk Company through bankruptcy via Chapter 7 liquidation. Pollina stepped down as VMC’s vice president in early 2008 in order to run for governor. What of their campaign managers? Jill Krowinksi, Symington’s campaign manager and a former executive director of the Vermont Democratic Party, is now working as communications director of Planned Parenthood of Northern New England. That’s a post she’s held since February. “I love it,” said Krowinski, who, despite the rain, says she’s enjoying this summer more than last. “It’s such a great organization.” Her Republican counterpart, Dennise Casey, returned to the Douglas administration and has the dual role of deputy chief of staff and spokeswoman. She may have a third role, too. A recent campaign-finance report

indicates she was reimbursed for some work for the Douglas reelection campaign. Old habits die hard. Can’t Keep a Good Republican Down — Experts had written off the presidential campaign of Republican Sen. John McCain when he won the Republican primary in New Hampshire in February 2008. The surprise victory reenergized his sagging campaign and, after that, he began to gain steadily on the front-runners. A key part of McCain’s New Hampshire turnaround was former Vermont Republican Party chairman and executive director Jim Barnett. After the N.H. victory, Barnett was elevated to chair McCain’s New England operation. In Vermont, anyway, “Mad Dog” Barnett, as my predecessor Peter Freyne called him, had a way of getting under the skin of Democrats. That keen ability, coupled with Barnett’s sharp political skills, has now landed him a plum job: campaign manager for U.S. Senate candidate Rob Simmons. Simmons, a former Connecticut congressman, is running against Democratic incumbent Sen. Chris Dodd. A latest poll from Quinnipiac University shows Simmons leading Dodd by six percentage points, 45-39. The Simmons camp is also besting Dodd in fundraising. “We’re feeling pretty good,” said Barnett. “We’ve raised more money than any other Senate challenger in Connecticut history and lead a 29-year incumbent in early polling.” But no one knows better than Barnett: This far out, anything can happen. Disarming Jody — This week, Burlington is hosting a Nobel Peace Prize winner. Al Gore? Nope. Vermonter Jody Williams. The Brattleboro native will be in town for a private fundraising luncheon at Halvorson’s and a public rally on the steps of Burlington City Hall at noon to honor Nuclear Disarmament Day. Williams won the Nobel in 1997 jointly with the International Campaign to Ban Landmines. She’s since teamed up with other “sister Nobel Peace Laureates” Shirin Ebadi, Wangari Maathai, Rigoberta Menchu Tum, Betty Williams and Mairead Maguire to create the Nobel Women’s Initiative. Should be interesting… m

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inning the Nobel Peace Prize is a tremendous honor, but with the global distinction come certain responsibilities. One of those was “to teach myself not to say ‘fuck’ in public,” says 1997 laureate Jody Williams, a Brattleboro native and graduate of the University of Vermont. “It was hard, but it made my mom happy.” Williams, 58, is unlikely to drop the f-bomb during her keynote address at this week’s rally to commemorate the nuclear devastation unleashed on Japan 64 years ago. She is scheduled to speak on the steps of Burlington’s City Hall at noon this Thursday. At 1 p.m., she’ll head over to a public luncheon at Halvorson’s Upstreet Café. “We need to remember Hiroshima and Nagasaki,” Williams says during a telephone call from a conference in Santa Fe, N.M., “because we vaporized 100,000 people in an instant, and then did it again.” Williams, a strong opponent of nuclear power as well as nuclear arms, will also use her public address in Burlington to argue against the relicensing of Vermont Yankee. She’s not fooled, she says, by the claim that nuclear energy is clean energy. “Mining uranium is very dirty,” she asserts. “Building nuclear power plants is dirty. And there’s no national depository for nuclear waste, so we’ve got caches of high-level radioactive material spread across the country and no way to neutralize it.” Trained as a teacher of English as a second language, Williams came to social-justice activism during the Vietnam War era by attending antiwar demonstrations at the University of Vermont. About 10 years later, someone handed her a pamphlet on a subway platform in Washington, D.C., that read, “El Salvador: Another Vietnam?” Intrigued, she soon found herself in a church basement, listening to a well-dressed Salvadoran explain how the United States was funding a murderous military dictatorship in his country. Williams helped him by handing out more pamphlets. From 1986 to 1992, she directed and developed humanitarian relief projects for the Los Angeles-based Medical Aid for El Salvador, which created a network of 20 U.S. hospitals that donated medical care to Salvadoran children wounded in the war there. The job was Williams’ first introduction to the scourge of landmines, which were used heavily in El Salvador. One of her duties was to find artificial limbs for kids who had lost their arms and legs in explosions caused by the devices. That experience led her to launch the International Campaign to Ban Landmines in 1991. Within six years, the ICBL had 1000 affiliated organizations working in 60 countries and had orchestrated the signing of the Ottawa Treaty; the 133 signatory nations agreed to stop producing landmines and destroy all mines in their possession. The effort convinced the Norwegian Nobel Committee to award the Nobel Peace Prize to both Williams and the ICBL. As of now, 156 countries have signed the Ottawa Treaty. Notably absent from the list: the United States, China, India and Russia.

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ism that was customized to the culture and politics of the particular country in which it was being applied. Williams has spoken about the need for such a movement in opposition to nuclear weapons and power. “There must be a coordinated international movement where citizens of each country appeal to their leaders in their own way to prevent nuclear proliferation,” she says. In the same vein, Williams coaches people to believe in the power of their own voices. Individuals can make a difference, she says, “by joining other individuals in a collective movement. I didn’t ban and get rid of landmines by myself; I worked with hundreds of people all over the world in a unified campaign.” m Jody Williams will speak on Thursday, August 6, for Nuclear Disarmament Day on the steps of Burlington City Hall at noon, and will attend a public luncheon at Halvorson’s Upstreet Café on Church Street, 1 p.m. She will also speak at the Brownell Library in Essex Junction at 4 p.m. Info, 862-2024.

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handled this incident, and by Burns’ statements in the press. As he put it, “My frustration is less with what’s going on in Ed Flanagan’s life. It’s more that the Y completely ignored this issue.” In May, a Seven Days cover story raised questions about Flanagan’s unusual behavior during the legislative session. At the time, few Statehouse regulars — and none of his Senate colleagues — were willing to speak candidly and on the record about their concerns for him. If anything, several suggested that Flanagan was as sharp as ever. But, as medical experts point out, the complexities of a traumatic brain injury can make it difficult for others to recognize its full effects, even in someone who, like Flanagan, appears to have made a full recovery. Dr. Roger Knakal, a TBI expert at Fletcher Allen Health Care, wouldn’t comment on Flanagan’s condition or the allegations made against him. However, he noted that when he counsels TBI patients, “I will outline the fact that even though they may have recovered well today, they are still at risk of developing behavioral issues some six months or more after the injury.” Those “behavioral issues” can include impulsiveness, forgetfulness, irritability and a lack of awareness of one’s environment. Another TBI expert, who asked not to be identified, said that inappropriate speech or behavior may be a sign that the patient’s medical or psychological condition has changed. In that case, he suggested the individual be reevaluated immediately. m To read Nief’s emails in their entirety, go to http://7d.blogs.com/ blurt/2009/07/ymca-managementknew-about-other-incidentsflanagan.html.

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Flynn N.A.S.A. Grant Winner Goes to the Dogs BY ALICE LEVITT

laywright Margot Lasher removes an envelope of provolone cheese from her purse. Her 7-year-old Goldendoodle, Shiro, grabs for a slice. But he has competition. David Klein, on his hands and knees, grabs it first. He and Shiro tussle briefly before Klein curls up for a nap on the floor of the Flynn’s Hoehl Studio Lab. This exercise helps both real and pretend dogs get into character for their roles in Lasher’s new play, Other Minds. The piece is a beneficiary of the Flynn Center’s twice-yearly N.A.S.A. (New Art Space Assistance) Grant, which provides development space to theatrical productions six hours a week for 10 weeks. In exchange, Lasher shares her progress on the FlynnBlog. A staging at the FlynnSpace on August 9 will offer the public a peek at the work in progress. Lasher, who gives her age as “old,” is a retired licensed psychologist and author who lives in Marshfield. Her most recent book, Dog: Pure Awareness, presents her thesis that “the reason people get so close to their dogs is the same beautiful flow of attunement” shared by a mother and her infant. Though Lasher’s chosen school of relational psychology has done “very solid research” on human relations, she believes her book is the first to tackle the same principles as they apply between species. Other Minds seeks to embody Lasher’s theories in an even

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more approachable way. The play is based on the relationship between Human, played by Naomi Flanders, and her Dog, whose thoughts she can hear, played by Klein. Both leads have had additional duties during the show’s rehearsal schedule. Flanders, a member of the Monteverdi Music School voice faculty, arrives at rehearsal exhausted, she says, after spending the day running her children’s Shakespeare camp. A production of The Pirates of Penzance she directed for her own company, Echo Valley Community Arts, just wrapped. Klein is starring in Unadilla Theatre’s A Little Hotel on the Side. Klein, who also lives in Marshfield, was so taken with Lasher’s work that he insisted on making time in his busy schedule. And perhaps that’s no surprise; the fiftyish actor is also an artist and the creator of “Beanie the Singing Dog,”

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Inspired by Whisky Manufacture, a Brooklynite Makes Hoopful Paintings in Vermont BY LAUREN OBER

P Landis’ summer isn’t turning out exactly as he’d expected. For starters, he was supposed to be in Duff town, Scotland, right now serving as an artist-in-residence at the legendary distillery Glenfiddich. If things had worked out, he, his partner, Sarah English, and their infant daughter would be living on the distillery grounds with seven other international artists. Instead, they’re staying with English’s parents in Cornwall, Vt., and Landis is working out of a former bank on Merchants Row in Middlebury. But the Brooklyn-based artist is learning to love his Plan B. Landis, 44, is a scruff y-bearded painter with acrylic-spattered shoes and funky, seafoam-colored glasses. After receiving the residency offer from Glenfiddich in January, he prepared his family to travel to the Scottish Highlands, where the single-malt Scotch is made. But new visa requirements for artists entering the United Kingdom put the kibosh on Landis’ opportunity. The stringent rules require artists to show they have at least $1400 of savings, and each artist’s sponsor — in this case, Glenfiddich — must be able to pro-

M P LANDIS vide additional financial support and constantly monitor the artists to ensure they don’t abscond during the stay. Lacking the necessary artist visa, Landis and his family were turned away at London Heathrow Airport and loaded on a U.S.-bound plane shortly after they arrived. Since the couple had already sublet their Brooklyn apartment, they needed some place to stay for the summer while Glenfiddich’s lawyers addressed the snafu. “We figured we’d just move in with Sarah’s family and figure it out. And it’s been great,” Landis says. “It’s good to get out of the city. It’s the first time I can envision not living in the city.” Middlebury doesn’t exactly have the cachet of the Scottish Highlands, but Landis’ remote residency has been working out well. He spends his days painting canvases in the old Citizens Bank building, where the safe and all the teller

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Steve Conant “Chairs” a Fundraiser for the Art Hop and ReCycle North BY PAMELA POLSTON

t’s no secret the ailing economy has left many nonprofits limping along. Burlington’s South End Business and Arts Association (SEABA) is no exception. That means its signature event, the South End Art Hop, is imperiled. It takes money to put on this wildly popular annual art fest, scheduled for September 11 and 12, and funds have been harder to come by this year. Steve Conant, owner of Conant Metal & Light, is a founding member of SEABA and a past board member. His building complex on Pine Street, dubbed the Soda Plant, has long participated in the Art Hop and has hosted the event’s juried show. Like many businesspeople in the South End, Conant is highly imaginative, and he wasn’t about to take this financial-duress thing sitting down. But he’d like supporters of the arts to do just that: Conant has invented a “chairity.” And, yes, it has something to do with chairs. The Soda Plant Design/Build Challenge backs up Conant’s contention that “in this economy, it is more important than ever to have fun and support the things we value.” The clever fundraiser asks creative types to design and build, or rebuild, “really cool chairs,” which will be shown and judged (by the public) during this year’s Art Hop. Artists, architects and carpenters may have an advantage here, but anyone can

have a go. While there is a small fee to enter the competition — $50 for individuals, $100 for businesses — each chair has decent odds of winning one of five cash prizes: Best of Show, Best Remake, Most Creative, Most Fun and Most Comfortable. Conant is looking for corporate and individual sponsors to provide the cash. Event coordinator Nancy Warren is tasked with finding it. Finally, all the chairs will be available for purchase via silent auction, and the proceeds will be split 50:50 with the artists. While there’s no official limit to the number of chairs that can be entered, Conant is guesstimating bidders will see upward of 50. The whole affair will be held in the Soda Plant during the Art Hop — or under a tent in the parking lot if it doesn’t fit indoors. ReCycle North, as well as SEABA, is a beneficiary of

a character based on his late German shepherd. Via Tshirts, sculptures and an album, Beanie represents a universal appeal for peace. Klein’s current pooch, Charlie, is not a performer, but he accompanies his “dad” to rehearsals, where he serves as “Shiro’s therapist.” Charlie seems unaware he’s not featured in the actual show; he moves to lick Flanders’ face while Klein thrusts his own face into her side, yelping his dialogue in a high-pitched voice. The production is a family affair. Lasher’s son, Soren Pfeffer, plays an attack dog in the show. Pfeffer arrives at rehearsal with his two teenage daughters, who bring food for the actors. Their mother, Irene Facciolo, is the play’s director. Lasher spent her twenties and thirties in the New York theater scene and was one of the founders of the all-female Painted Woman Ritual Theater. However, as she puts it, “I had been out of theater for 30 years. I felt like I needed somebody to help.” For Other Minds, Lasher focuses her directorial energies on the canine choreography, though she credits Klein with “an artist’s intuitive sense of movement.” Over the course of rehearsals, Lasher says, she’s come to realize that directing is “like riding a bike” — you don’t forget how — and she looks forward to more theatrical opportunities. She credits the Flynn with enabling her reentry. “The Flynn has been wonderful to me,” Lasher enthuses. “It’s a very exciting place creatively.” Shiro nudges Lasher’s hand toward his head in apparent agreement.  Other Minds, Sunday, August 9, at 7 p.m. in FlynnSpace, Burlington. $5. www.flynntix.org Read Margot Lasher’s rehearsal journal at www. flynncenter.blogspot.com.

counters are still intact. When he rented the unlikely studio space, Landis was told he could do whatever he wanted to the property, since it would soon be gutted to make way for a dental clinic. Inside the studio, new paintings dry on the carpeted ground. Hoops from the oak casks in which whisky “matures” serve as inspiration for the work that will go into the Glenfiddich show. Landis’ paintings will be shipped to Scotland for the show’s opening, but he will be staying here. After his debacle with British immigration authorities, Landis doesn’t expect he’ll be allowed in the country any time soon. Over the couple of months of his makeshift Middlebury residency, Landis has created a number of abstract paintings that employ the iron hoops sent by Glenfiddich. He coats them in paint and rolls them on the canvas. The muted earthtone painting develops wherever the hoops land, yielding works based on a grid that are organic and playful. Landis has also made use of charcoal from the brick oven at American Flatbread and basalt from Bridport. “I love to use materials that are found,” he says. “I don’t like unused things. That comes from when I was really poor, starting out at zero.” Though Landis won’t make it to Glenfiddich, the distillery is coming to him: At a studio open house this Saturday, Glenfiddich Whisky Master Heather Greene will host a complimentary tasting of her company’s single malts. Landis recommends arriving early.  M P Landis Open Studio & Whisky Tasting, Saturday, August 8, 6-9 p.m. at 32 Merchants Row in Middlebury. Free and open to the public. Info, 917-755-8760. www.mplandis.com or www.glenfiddich.com

the Design/Build Challenge. In fact, sponsorships and entry fees will be payable to ReCycle North, which can receive tax-deductible donations. The earth-friendly principle of that nonprofit, which spares household goods from the landfill, informs the Design/Build Challenge, too: The chairs must be “at least 50 percent recycled, repurposed or reused,” Conant instructs. Other rules? Each seat must be no bigger than 36-by-36-by-60 inches, must weigh under 200 pounds, and must be functional. “You have to be able to sit in it,” specifies Conant. Of course, “Someone could make one that is incredibly uncomfortable but is still functional.” Conant expects this year’s fundraiser to be the first annual. But the design/build challenge probably won’t involve chairs next time — even if that means sacrificing the cute term “chairity.” Other possibilities include “a musical instrument, a light fi xture, a small building, a vehicle,” Conant muses. “It might be just about anything.”  Entry forms for the Soda Plant Design/Build Challenge are at Conant Metal & Light, at 270 Pine Street in Burlington, and will soon be available in PDF form on www.thesodaplant.com and www. recyclenorth.org. Entry deadline: September 5. For more info, call Nancy Warren at 734-5024 or email her at nancy@warrenhart.com.

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A GOODMAN ISN’T HARD TO FIND The Burlington Book Festival has found its new headliners to replace the late Frank McCourt: Amy and David Goodman. The journalist host of progressive news show “Democracy Now!” (on Air America) and her brother have coauthored three New York Times bestsellers that read deep into the post-9/11 U.S. cultural landscape: The Exception to the Rulers: Exposing Oily Politicians, War AMY GOODMAN Profiteers, and the Media That Love Them (2004); Static: SY OF Government Liars, Media Cheerleaders, and the People Who PHOTO COURTE MICHAEL KE EL Fight Back (2006); and Standing Up to the Madness: Ordinary Heroes in Extraordinary Times (2008). Amy Goodman is known for on-the-street journalism: Last September she was arrested while covering protests at the Republican National Convention. David Goodman lives in central Vermont, and his globe-trotting sister is no stranger to the state: She delivered the keynote address for the state’s “Big Read” program in January and spoke at the Human Rights Film Festival at Waitsfield’s Big Picture Theater in 2008. The siblings should impart some free-speech fervor to Burlington’s annual celebration of the written word. In other lit news, a Pulitzer winner — Richard Russo, the New York-based author of Empire Falls and other acclaimed novels — comes to Vermont College of Fine Arts on August 7. He’ll read from his new book, That Old Cape Magic, a contemplative novel about family, failure and reminiscence. Heading south this weekend? Kristen Kaza, a native Vermonter who grew up in Shelburne and graduated from CVU, reports that a documentary she produced, Fish Out of Water, will play the Rhode Island International Film Festival on Saturday, August 8. Directed by Ky Dickens, with a score by Kaki King, the film delves into the gay-marriage debate with a skeptical look at the biblical passages used to condemn homosexuality. It premiered at Los Angeles’ Outfest last month; see fishoutofwater. com for details. Speaking of GLBT themes on screen, Upper Valley Arts just received $1000 from the Samara Foundation of Vermont to help fund the production of “Why Vermont?” a segment of Freedom and Unity: The Vermont Movie, the ongoing collaborative mega-project coordinated by Norwich filmmaker Nora Jacobson. “Why Vermont?” examines “the story of gay culture and activism in Vermont ... through the prism of the life of Ron Squires,” the Guilford state rep who fought successfully for Vermont’s law prohibiting discrimination on the basis of sexual orientation; he died of complications from AIDS in 1993. Sounds like a chapter in state history that deserves to be remembered.

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Burlington’s Pine Street corridor, already home to many artist spaces, is about to get a new one in caps: S.P.A.C.E. That stands for Soda Plant Artist Collective Environment and is the brainchild of Burlington artist Christy Mitchell, 28. “I’ve been part of collectives before and then on my own, and realized I really missed that interaction,” she says. “When I started working for Steve [Conant], I discovered there was a warehouse space for rent.” The 2500-square-foot room, right behind Conant Metal & Light, proved impossible to resist. Mitchell hooked up with fellow artist Aaron Stein, who, in addition to making cool things from license plates, has handy construction skills. “He’s building partitions and gallery walls,” she explains. “We’re still under construction, but it will be finished later this week.” Mitchell, who makes art lighting (Seen those lamps made from old radios and cameras? They’re hers…), decorative tile assemblages and other “repurposed” items, says S.P.A.C.E. will also house studios for “strange doll” maker Beth Robinson, clay sculptor John Brickels and mixed-media sculptor Jake Rifkin. The group will host a “tentative meet-and-greet” this week for Burlington’s First Friday Art Walk. On Saturday, August 15, 5-9 p.m., they’ll throw a benefit art auction for the new collective. The pieces are donations from local artists — pictures can be viewed at augustartauction.com — who in turn will be entered into a drawing for a monthlong exhibition at the space, er, S.P.A.C.E.

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grandfathered several thousand inefficient old boilers that still operate all over Vermont. Many of these boilers are used year round to heat water, thus not limiting the health concern to a seasonal problem. In addition to the smoke created by the poor combustion design of these units, some owners choose to burn garbage and tires in their boilers, creating even more dangerous pollution problems. According to the ANR website, the agency is dedicated to protecting and improving the health of Vermont’s people. Dick Valentinetti, director of the Air Pollution Control Division, and his staff, are doing the best they

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We have terrific, local, natural-foods markets and no need for a Whole Foods [“Big Fish,” July 21]. The WFs I’ve visited, including in Honolulu, were nothing to write about. However, a Trader Joe’s in the neighborhood would be an addition to the shopping choices! Carolyn Gregson UNDERHILL CENTER

I think having Whole Foods is great! We need more natural-foods stores that can help bring down cost. Whole Foods has more buying power, plus they do buy local, so it is one more place our local farmers can sell. I, for one, can hardly wait. Kathi Fischer ESSEX

This is just one more example of how a big corporate chain store is attempting to bulldoze its way into a quaint Vermont community that already has enough organic food stores to make everyone happy. A neighborhood takes on a particular flavor and a unique atmosphere by the type of retail outlets, food stores, condominiums, homes and landscaping that are intrinsically part of that community, adding to the quality of life. I love going into Healthy Living and City Market because they are very different from the chain stores, creating an atmosphere all their own. This definitely adds to my quality of life. With Whole Foods moving in, this is just another attempt by a large chain to drive out all the local stores that give our neighborhood charm and distinction. I particularly hate the idea of a supermarket being 45,000 square feet. Is Whole Foods going to supply us with special cars, so people can shop, and not spend half a day getting from one aisle to another? Why do we need all this? I, for one, deplore this horrible idea, and I will do everything in my power to make sure this doesn’t happen. Alice Barbera SOUTH BURLINGTON

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Thanks to Suzanne Podhaizer for visiting the Whole Foods Market in Hadley, Mass., to give us an on-the-scene perspective. One item puzzled me: the comment by the store employee that it is against Whole Foods policy for a customer to take notes (of product information and pricing). In my experience, a store’s policies usually govern the behavior of its employees — their attire or demeanor — or return conditions, or special ordering or the like. In some exceptional cases, restaurants may request that “ties and jackets” be worn, or cite presumed health policy regulations about required shoes. I’m curious about what other unpublished “policies” Whole Foods may have for customers who shop on its premises. And how did this em-

ployee intend to enforce this arbitrary policy? Was she going to use physical force? Contact in-store security? Call the police to arrest Ms. P? Does Whole Foods often require police intervention to maintain its high standard of order and discipline at its stores? We’d all love to know… Good thing Suzanne switched to her mobile phone as her note-taking device. I wonder if the next Whole Foods board meeting will prohibit that activity as well. Steve Levy BURLINGTON

I’m a customer of Healthy Living and on occasion City Market (sadly, the similar type of market at Taft Corners, as pleasant as it is, drops completely out of my consciousness due to their lack of effective marketing). I shop these stores primarily for their bulk foods, spices and other items unobtainable elsewhere, and purchase the majority of other common commodity-type items at local Hannaford and Shaw’s due to the significant price difference for the same items. An added Whole Foods market in the area will only affect my buying habits if they have both price competitiveness for those common items and also the products I currently buy at Healthy Living and City Market. Otherwise, I will continue my current buying practice: wishing I could afford to only shop at Healthy Living and grudgingly shopping at Hannaford and Shaw’s for value and convenience. Rick Edmonds BURLINGTON

As a new resident of Chittenden County, I’m very glad for the announcement of Whole Foods coming to South Burlington. I lived right down the street from Whole Foods when I lived in Baton Rouge. The defining moment for me and Whole Foods was when they were open when many stores in BR were closed and the organization distributed free water to residents of Baton Rouge in the aftermath of Hurricanes Gustav and Ike last year. If I am still here when WF comes to the Greater Burlington area, I will be shopping there in addition to shopping at the other stores in the area. Healthy Living is ridiculously overpriced … and City Market is out of the way for me. Whole Foods will bring some much-needed competition to the area. In addition, are people forgetting how many jobs will come of this? How is that a negative? And I can’t help but mention how there is this constant gripe about buying local or whatever, but Costco in Colchester and that huge big-boxstore mall over at Taft Corners in Williston are always jumping with activity. Methinks Vermonters like chains just as much as anyone else in our country. Jemima Drake SOUTH BURLINGTON

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9:40. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 12, 1, 3:10, 4:10, 6:20, 7:30, 9:30. Orphan 1:10, 4:15, 7:10, 9:50. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (in 3-D) 12:10, 2:20, 4:30. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 12:50, 8:55. Public Enemies 12:50, 6:45, 9:40. The Proposal 4, 6:30. The Hangover 7:15, 9:45. Up (in 2-D) 3:50. friday 7 — thursday 13 *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 12:15, 1:20, 4, 6, 7, 8:40, 9:40. *A Perfect Getaway 1:30, 4:30, 7:10, 9:45. *Julie & Julia 12:50, 3:50, 6:50, 9:35. Aliens in the Attic 12:10, 2:10, 4:10, 6:10. Funny People 12:30, 3:30, 6:40, 9:35. G-Force (in 3-D) 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 6:45, 8:50. The Ugly Truth 1:10, 4:20, 7:20, 9:45. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 12, 3:10, 6:20, 9:30. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs (in 3-D) 1, 3:40. Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen 2:50. Orphan 8:55. The Proposal 6:30. The Hangover 8:10. Times subject to change. See www. majestic10.com.

MARQUIS THEATER

Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841. wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Funny People 7. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 7. friday 7 — thursday 13 *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2:45 (Sat & Sun), 6:15 & 9 (Fri & Sat), 7:15 (Sun-Thu). Funny People 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 9:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu). Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6 & 9:30 (Fri & Sat), 7 (Sun-Thu).

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA 222 College St., Burlington, 864-3456.

wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Funny People 12:55, 3:45, 6:25, 9:25. The Hurt Locker 1:05, 3:40, 6:45, 9:35. The Ugly Truth 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 12:45, 3:35, 6:30, 9:20. Moon 1, 3, 7:05, 9:15. Food, Inc. 1:15, 3:15, 5:15, 7:20. Brüno 5:05, 9:10. friday 7 — thursday 13 ***La Traviata 11 a.m. (Sun), 6 (Thu). *Julie & Julia 1:25, 4, 6:50, 9:20. Moon 3:10, 7:15, 9:15. The Hurt Locker 1:05, 3:40, 6:45, 9:35. Funny People 2, 6:25, 9:25. The Ugly Truth 1, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:30. Food, Inc. 1:10, 5:10, 9:20. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 12:45, 3:35, 6:30. Times subject to change. ***For special event descriptions, see Calendar in Section B or www.merrilltheatres.net.

PALACE CINEMA 9

10 Fayette Dr., South Burlington, 864-5610. wednesday 5 — thursday 6 ***Metropolitan Opera Summer Encore: The Magic Flute 7 (Wed). ***DCI 2009: Big, Loud & Live 6 6:30 (Thu). Funny People 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:35. Aliens in the Attic 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 12:10, 2:15, 4:25, 6:40, 8:45. Away We Go 3:45, 6:50 (Wed only). Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince 12, 3:15, 6:25, 8:10, 9:30. G-Force 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 6:45, 8:50. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 1:15, 3:35, 6:05. Public Enemies 12:40, 6:35 (Thu only), 9:30. The Hangover 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 9:05 (Wed only). The Proposal 1:10, 3:40, 6:55, 9:20. The Ugly Truth 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. Up 3:50. friday 7 — thursday 13 *(500) Days of Summer 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:20, 3:35, 4:45, 6:20, 7:20, 8:30, 9:35. *Julie & Julia 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:45, 6:40, 9:25. *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 1:10, 3:55, 6:50, 9:40. Aliens in the Attic 12:10, 2:15, 4:25. Funny People

12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. G-Force 12:15, 2:25, 4:35, 6:45, 8:50. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 12, 3:15, 6:25, 9:30. Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs 2:35. The Hangover 9:15. The Proposal 6:35. The Ugly Truth 12:25, 2:40, 4:55, 7:05, 9:20. Up 12:30.

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THE SAVOY THEATER

26 Main St., Montpelier, 229-0509. wednesday 5 — thursday 6 The Hurt Locker 6:30, 8:50. friday 7 — thursday 13 Easy Virtue 1:30 (Sat-Mon), 6:30, 8:30. See www.savoytheater.com.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4678.

wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Funny People 6:30, 9:10. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 6:30, 9:15. The Proposal 7, 9:10. friday 7 — thursday 13 *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. *Julie & Julia 2:30 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9:15. Funny People 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30, 9:10.

BLACKHAWK’S TOUCH DOWN IN ESSEX

Blackhawk & Lakota helicopters land in the Essex Cinema’s parking lot and displayed for the afternoon. Also Essex fire trucks will be on display for the public to explore throughout the day. The Essex Shoppes & Cinema is proud to salute the Vermont National Guard, Essex Fire Departments, Essex Police Department and Essex Rescue. For event detail’s visit www.essexshoppes.com or call our public relations department at 1-800-488-2764.

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wednesday 5 — thursday 6 The Hangover 9:45 & *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra midnight (Thu only). Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince & Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Funny People & Orphan. G-Force & Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs. The Hangover & The Proposal (Wed only). friday 7 — thursday 13 *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra & The Hangover. Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince & Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen. Funny People & Orphan. G-Force & The Proposal.

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104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888. wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Funny People 2, 6:45, 9:15. G-Force 2, 4, 7, 8:30. Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince 2, 6:45. Orphan 9:15. friday 7 — thursday 13 *G.I. Joe: The Rise of Cobra 2, 4, 7, 9:15. Funny People 6:45, 9:15. G-Force 2, 4, 7, 8:30. Harry Potter and the HalfBlood Prince 2.

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or most folks, the words “ballpark food” evoke a familiar and comforting experience. In fact, just like players’ salaries, field fare has come up considerably in the world since Cracker Jacks debuted in 1893. The new Yankee Stadium has its own butcher shop, Lobel’s Prime Meats, and offers VIP buffets catered by the likes of Nobu Matsuhisa and François Payard. Ted Turner uses bison from his own ranch in burgers and hot dogs at Atlanta’s Turner Stadium. At Fenway, fans can scoop up knishes, have a crêpe made to order or chow down on a Cuban sandwich crafted by former Red Sox pitcher Luis Tiant. Burlington may not have major leagues or celebrity boxes, but it does have die-hard ball fans — and where there are fans and a field, there’s food. Not gourmet food, but not cheap food, either. Standing at The Hot Corner, Centennial Field’s premium vendor, it’s impossible not to hear a chorus of gripes from tightwads, reluctantly lining up for a meal. At $4.25, an à la carte ballpark hamburger may seem a tad pricey — until you try it. Ditto for the crispy hand-cut, skin-on fries. Burgers, dogs, popcorn chicken — it’s hard to go wrong with classic ballpark food, but The Hot Corner gets it right. “It’s very greasy, and everybody loves that taste,” says 21-year-old manager Ben Kogut.

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Judd Colby, Centennial Field’s director of concessions, has a more genteel take: “The key is to give people top-notch service with top-notch ballpark food — it’s not necessarily topnotch food, but in our category, top-notch — and ensure quality there,” he says. Has Vermont’s localvore mania made it all the way to the ballpark? But of course. “Our big focus is to keep things local,” says Colby, 36, then reveals his quasi-religious fervor for Vermont-distributed McKenzie products: “If I can’t bring in McKenzie, then I don’t serve hot dogs. They’re phenomenal.” Damn right — the Pale Ale Brats that Colby uses for his sausage and peppers are juicy on the inside and strongly redolent

Colby plans other “themed” surprises for this year’s games. Expect a “Turnbuckle Sandwich” when wrestler George Steele appears in September — perhaps with pulled pork, Colby’s next proposed menu addition. One menu item he has no plans to change is a decidedly nonlocal delight: Dippin’ Dots’ magical ice cream treats. Food snobs are always talking about mouthfeel, and Dippin’ Dots provide a seriously unique experience. The tiny spheres of ice cream could have been invented by molecular gastronomist Wylie Dufresne, had some guy in Kentucky not thought of them first. They’re created by flash-freezing ice cream with

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Not that his job is a walk in the ballpark. In addition to The Hot Corner, two full-service food stands, a grill for corporate barbecues, and booths selling beer and desserts help spread the greasy goodness at Lake Monsters games. “Ultimately, I’m overseeing six small businesses at a time,” says Colby. And rush hour is intense: “We serve 3000 people in about a two-hour period every day.” With all the rain this summer, Colby says last-minute cancellations have further complicated the always-thorny process of balancing the right quantities of product and staff. Nothing bums him out more than sending workers home, he says with a shake of his head. Many of those employees

of the Harpoon suds within. The grilled skin shatters like bacon with each bite. Other Vermont suppliers of The Hot Corner include Ben & Jerry’s and Green Mountain Coffee Roasters; the pizza is prepped at Pizza Putt. Though Colby admits that the Pepsi products and prepared foods arrive from afar, he emphasizes that he gets them through nearby suppliers like Burlington Foods. A longtime employee of the Gobeille Hospitality Group, which owns Breakwater, Shanty on the Shore and Burlington Bay Market & Café, Colby helped establish the company’s Burlington Bay Catering. “I loved doing the catering,” he says. “I did clam bakes out of the back of my pickup truck. You can bust your butt for five days, then take a break. Then do it all over again. That’s fun for me.” This summer is Colby’s first with the Lake Monsters; it also marks his return to the Gobeille Group after an extended break from food service. Fresh from several years of maintaining the grounds at the Links at Lang Farm, he kids as he gazes down on the green expanse,“If I needed to, I can lay sod or rake the infield.” Joking aside, Colby prides himself on attaining his goals of “shortening lines and expanding variety.” He says he prefers the “event-type food” he makes at Centennial to “the everyday grind” of a career in restaurants.

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don’t qualify as adults yet; few are older than college age. “Kids grow up working here,” says Colby. “We’re a piece of their learning curve. We teach kids life skills.” Many employees, he says, have been on staff for four or five years running. Luckily for them, rain cancellations result in double headers, where sales are well above average. Colby makes sure staff stay on their feet. Until this year, ball fans had to trek to The Hot Corner for grilled products such as burgers and sausage. Now Colby employs a full-time runner to deliver food from the grill to locations at the park’s entrance and near first base. The Hot Corner is still the only spot to buy fried foods. But what plaque-building wonders they are! Perfectly seasoned with a hint of spice, the Chicken Bites have a flavor similar to KFC’s breading, but with a perfectly moist white-meat interior. Even more impressive for a high-volume source like The Hot Corner, the fries reach customers perfectly crisp. Colby has added new dishes since this season’s Memorial Day opener. Most popular is the cotton-candy-flavored SpongeBob SquarePants ice cream bar, which he calls “a signature ice cream for the kids.” It’s easy to see why. When the show’s theme song plays after a successful hit, high-pitched hysteria breaks out in the bleachers as thousands of tiny voices chant along.

liquid nitrogen, a process that will solidify even alcohol. The molecular miracles are available in one spot in Vermont, and that’s Centennial Field. Dippin’ Dots does the “cookie dough” flavor proud with hard pellets of vanilla that melt into a luscious, creamy mass, dotted with smooth, pin-sized blobs of cookie dough. The Moose Tracks flavor features surprisingly complex peanut butter cups the size of a pinkie nail. When the Lake Monsters’ season ends in September, Colby hopes “some [similar] off-season work will be available to me.” Worst-case scenario? “I could be back at Shanty cooking.” And what about mumblings that this will be the final season for Centennial Field? The usually garrulous Colby lowers his eyes. “I’ll be here as long as I’m allowed. If we take every opportunity to do well this year...” he trails off, then goes on, “Good things happen for a reason. Good things happen to good people, and things will happen in the future.” For now, the guy who supervises the feeding of thousands of hungry Lake Monsters fans is focusing on the positive — and using an appropriate metaphor. “It’s extremely important that we’re on our A-game, batting 100 percent every night,” Colby says. “You can’t miss one opportunity to be good, just like baseball.” m

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Wild Weddings Stormy weather rough on catererS Getting hitched outdoors in Vermont has always required a sense of humor: Bugs, hail and random rain showers can throw kinks in the most fanatically organized wedding plans. But 2009, with its economic crisis and frequent heavy storms, is proving rockier than most wedding seasons, and the drama is taking a toll on local caterers. “Business is probably down by about a quarter,” guesses Kate Taylor Hays, owner of Dish Catering. Because people are trimming their budgets, she says, items that used to be considered necessities at an outdoor ’do — such as a sturdy walkway between the catering and dining tents — are falling off the list. Sans walkway and in the rain, that well-trodden path can end up looking like “Woodstock junior,” says Hays. During one recent wedding, lowland mud forced the caterers’ “field kitchen” up a hill, and one of Hays’ staffers had to run through the rain — wearing a white blouse — to deliver food. Who got the raw deal? “We picked the employee who was wearing the prettiest bra that day,” she jests. But when caterers do their job well, Hays says, attendees stay blissfully ignorant of the Sturm und Drang behind the scenes. “The [guest] tent, if you get it from a reputable [company], is like a small city. You get a sense of community … It’s kind of an ‘us against the weather’ situation,” she suggests. While the guests stay warm and cozy, the caterers are on the front lines: “We’re turning into ducks and rolling with the punches,” Hays says. Although Hays is willing to cope with knee-deep mud and equipment failures to please her clients, she hopes brides and grooms take safety into account. On one particularly brutal occasion in July, the wind uprooted tent stakes and blew over a table loaded with breakable dishware and food. “I’ve been catering for a million years, and I’ve never been scared,” says Hays — until that day. “A field kitchen has full electricity,” she explains. “There are power cords sitting on the ground everywhere. I had two employees who got shocked.” Wearing trash-bag “raincoats” and fixing a broken convection oven on the fly is one thing. Dealing with high wind and lightning is another. “I would like to drive home a safety point,” says Hays. “If weather like that comes through, you should evacuate the tent.”

Baking Up a Business auguSt FirSt to open — on auguSt Something The beginning of August has come and gone, but August First bakery, located at South Champlain and Main Street in Burlington, hasn’t yet opened its doors to the public. “We still [need to] have five inspections,” notes co-owner Jodi Whalen. She and her husband, baker Phil Merrick, hope to start selling organic loaves sometime next week. “There’s gonna be a lot of variety,” Merrick

PHIl MERRICK AT AUGUST FIRST promises. “About half our breads will be made with a natural starter. The others will be made with commercial yeast.” Initial offerings will include sourdough, a healthy seven-grain bread and baguettes, which Merrick will whip up in the afternoon so they’ll be fresh at dinnertime. (“For me, baguettes have a threeor four-hour shelf life,” he says. “A chewy baguette is not a baguette.”) Special breads, such as one studded with Kalamata olives and another with walnuts and scallions, will make occasional appearances.

The bakery will be open from 8 a.m. to 6 p.m. on weekdays, with more limited hours on Saturdays, and in the mornings patrons can swing by for what Merrick calls “simple pastries,” including scones, cinnamon rolls and cookies made by NECI graduate Brian Prendergast. Eventually the couple will add “fancy pastries.” Burlington’s Fresh Coffee Now will supply the beans for espresso and brewed coffee. Homemade granola will be available by the pound. Whalen and Merrick plan to turn the spot into a full-blown café — complete with baguette sandwiches, soups and salads — but will add those items as time allows. “We’ll make everything here,” Merrick says. “I don’t want to use off-the-shelf, boiled-in-whatever meat. If we’re going to have meat sandwiches, we’ll roast the turkey here, or bake salmon for salmon salad.” Panini and flatbreads are on the roster, too. Whalen, who does the bakery’s marketing, is looking forward to seeing how her Web 2.0 efforts play out in real life. On Twitter, she notes, “We have over 200 followers, and a lot of them are true fans: They’re spreading the word.” She’s also had luck with Facebook and a bakery blog. “It’s such an easy way to communicate … As long as the fans follow through and actually come.”

Crumbs LeFtover Food newS It’s National Farmers’ Market Week (didn’t you know?) and, to celebrate, NOFA Vermont is sponsoring the first-ever “Buy It, Cook It, Film It” challenge. To enter, budding videographers must shop at an area market, prepare a recipe and sample the goods, capturing the whole process on film. The shopping portions must be filmed by August 8, and submissions should be uploaded to NOFA’s YouTube channel by the 10th. Otherwise, anything goes. Says the nonprofit’s website: “Film a music video, interview your farmer, host a cooking show — anything that’s entertaining and includes local food and your farmers’ market is all right by us.” Three top finishers, chosen by Ag. Secretary Roger Allbee and NOFA Executive Director Enid Wonnacott, will each receive a prize pack. Perhaps the winner of the NOFA video contest should try sending the results to the Food Network for a shot at glory. After all, UVM alum and Alpha Chi sorority sister Melissa d’Arabian, who now lives in Washington state, was just named “The Next Food Network Star.” The peppy blonde’s show, “Ten Dollar Dinners with Melissa d’Arabian,” premieres on August 9.

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Sun-loving plants such as corn and bell peppers are suffering this year, but one crop is thriving in the drizzle: blueberries. According to Adam Hausmann of Adam’s Berry Farm in the Burlington Intervale, he and his staffers are working as fast as they can, but are unable to harvest the entire bounty. “[Even though] we’re picking hundreds of pounds a day, we’re having trouble staying on top of the crop,” he marvels. Hausmann’s hoping that pick-your-own customers can help. “I’d hate to see such a beautiful berry crop wasted,” he says. The farm is open from 10 a.m. to 6 p.m. on weekdays and 10 a.m. to 4 p.m. on weekends. Other nearby DIY sites include Willow Hill Farm in Milton, Boutin Berry Farm in Williston, Covered Bridge Berry Patch in Underhill, Sam Mazza’s in Colchester, Paul Mazza’s in Colchester and Essex, Pelkey’s Vermont Blueberries and the Charlotte Berry Farm in Charlotte, and Owl’s Head Blueberry Farm in Richmond, where you can pick to music on Tuesday and Thursday evenings.

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If you see local tomatoes at your favorite food store, you may want to snap them up. The late blight fungus, the same nasty stuff that caused the Irish potato famine, is hitting Vermont farms hard this year. Unaffected crops can be protected with fungicides, but once a plant is blighted, it can’t be saved. Check out the UVM Extension website, www.uvm.edu/extension, for more information. The folks at Cedar Circle Farm and Education Center in East Thetford are clearly banking on keeping their tomato plants around. On August 21, the organic farm will hold its second annual heirloom-versus-hybrid tomato taste test. Visitors will be treated to music, a talk by tomato-expert author Ben Watson, and samples of 30 different varieties in a rainbow of colors.

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Taste Test: The Spot 210 Shelburne Road, Burlington, 540-1086 PHOTO: jordan silverman

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e may live on the “West Coast of New England,” but hit Lake Champlain looking to catch a wave and you’ll be mighty disappointed. So it’s a bit of a surprise to enter what used to be a run-down, long-vacant gas station on Burlington’s Shelburne Road and find a small version of the set of “Lost.” A sparkling clean, 150-gallon tank holds saltwater and colorful tropical fish, palm trees sprout from the center of two six-person tables, and there’s bamboo everywhere. Pineapple and mango figure largely on the menu. No, it’s not a tiki bar, but a restaurant — The Spot, which opened for breakfast and lunch service on July 18. Owner Russ Scully gave new life to the locale with the aid of cooking siblings Chantal and Lia Beliveau, who own the Outer Space café on nearby Flynn Avenue. With a crisp white paint job outside, double garage doors to let in the

not-so-tropical Route 7 breezes, and decorative elements that bring to mind a sandy beach, the café is certainly a fun place to hang out with friends or a laptop. (It’s got Wi-Fi, natch.) But how’s the grub? That’s where things get as sticky as a day in the tropics. When a restaurant opens, I generally make two prolonged visits — preferably at different times of day on different days of the week — before I’m comfortable drawing conclusions. To suss out The Spot, by contrast, I had to visit five times. My considered opinion: Design and décor are the eatery’s greatest assets, and the food is improving, but the baked goods need work. A word of explanation: When a restaurant is new, I’m harder on baked items than I am on, say, scrams with cheese and veggies. That’s because, while egg dishes are whipped up in the heat of the moment as orders pour in, baked goods are typically prepared before the first customer of the day steps through the door. If the

chefs have chosen good recipes, the resulting cookies, muffins and scones should be fairly consistent. The first thing to pass my lips at The Spot was a banana-walnut scone that I ordered on the first day of operation to nibble while waiting for my omelette. To my dismay, the dough was bland,

tropical no-bake cookie with brown sugar, nuts and oats. The latter was so sweet it made my fillings ache, but it might delight someone else. I can’t say the same of the coconut portion of a chocolate-dipped macaroon, which was so dry that eating it felt akin to chewing cud. These experiences weren’t

another visit, a great improvement. It was heftier, cooked just right, and filled with tomato slices, a scattering of black beans, some not-quite-melted cheddar and sizable hunks of perfectly ripe avocado. I was pleased with the Cloudbreak Salad ($8.95), which is basically a classic Cobb

How’s the grub? That’s where things get as sticky as a day in the tropics. and the bits of good stuff were few and far between. I tried another scone two weeks later, blueberry this time, and found it overwhelmingly sweet and vanilla-scented, with a mushy, undercooked top. A crumbly brownie — I like mine gooey and dense — was passable, as was a squishy,

encouraging. But, for the reason noted earlier, I was less fazed when my opening-day Da Hui omelette ($7.95), stuffed with bacon, spinach and run-of-themill blue cheese, arrived a wee bit small and as dark as a beach bum’s tan in August. I was happy to find the Banzai Pipeline egg dish ($7.95), sampled on

served with balsamic vinaigrette. The romaine was fresh and crisp, and the portions of chicken, bacon and hard-boiled eggs ample. I’d have enjoyed a choice of dressings — perhaps something creamy or featuring tropical rather than Italian flavors — but it was good nonetheless.

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My other fave: The Makaha ($7.95). The filling breakfast — eggs, peppers, onions and a choice of protein swathed in a white or wheat wrap from New World Tortilla — was exactly what the doctor ordered. Before I opted for sausage in my Makaha, I made sure to ask the friendly girl at the counter about its provenance. She told me she herself was a localvore, then popped into the kitchen, where a cook confirmed that the meat originates on a Vermont farm but couldn’t specify which one. Given that The Spot’s prices are a hair outside the super-cheap range, naming local suppliers on the snazzy, seasidethemed menu would be a good move. For a place with water everywhere — in addition to the fish tank, there’s a banquette painted to look like a wave rising over the occupants’ heads — The Spot can make it tough to find a drop to drink. Water isn’t self-serve, unlike the java, silverware and napkins, and it’s no fun trying to inquire at the counter during the breakfast or lunch rush. A jug of H20 on the coffee bar would solve this problem in a jiffy. Although a sign at the pickup counter reminds eaters to bus their own dishes, people occasionally leave without doing so. At 1:30 p.m. on a Wednesday, I noticed plates and food detritus covering two tabletops, and it took a while for the staffers to find time to clear them. Are the bus tubs not

conspicuous enough, or is this a civility issue? It’s hard to say. On my first and last visits, I found myself resorting to the bins in the back to dispose of the sweet-potato homefries that came with my omelette. The first time around, they were undercooked; the second, when they came alongside my delicious Makaha wrap, they were just right: spicy, tender and properly seasoned. The third time, though, they smelled overwhelmingly of powdered ginger and came with pieces of barely cooked onion. I tossed them. A tuna-fish sandwich was good, and a chicken-andavocado version was decent. But the much-touted Peahi fish taco ($10.95) was mucho disappointing. Expecting fragrant corn tacos filled with juicy hunks of fish, like the ones I’ve had in San Diego, I was chagrined to find a thin strip of unidentifiable seafood mashed to the consistency of canned tuna and spread on flour tortillas. The fresh mango salsa and chipotle sauce tasted good, but the nondescript fish got lost in the mix. The tacos came with a side of stale corn chips and some salsa, which did nothing to improve the situation. Another disappointing item was a strawberry, banana and mango smoothie ($3.50). While very large, the concoction was quite sour, and the only real fruit flavor was a hint of strawberry. The banana was barely discernable in the background, the mango undetectable. Why

not make the serving size smaller and beef up the fruit? After all, that’s the good part. Another portion problem: A side of slaw ($1.80) consisted of two forkfuls. That’s the perfect size for something made of luxe ingredients, but shredded cabbage? Surely they could afford to dole out a little more. While more than one of my acquaintances has complained about lackadaisical service at The Spot, I’ve found the staffers pleasant and accommodating. A friendly brunette woman, present on all my visits, was patient with my numerous questions and made several trips to the kitchen to answer them. Right before closing time on a Wednesday afternoon, the young man working the counter let me know I could stay an extra half-hour to keep working as the staffers cleaned. I also appreciated the fresh flowers on the tables and the upbeat but nonintrusive music. Summing up The Spot is like summing up seaside weather. On the sunny side, it’s smack dab in the middle of a commuter corridor, offers a breezy place for laptop work between busy mealtimes, and has shown significant improvement in two weeks. I look forward to dropping in and playing around with the build-your-own omelette and sandwich options. On the stormy side ... well, let’s just say I’ll leave the fish tacos and baked goods for imaginary seagulls as I gaze at the décor and pretend the surf is just yards away. m

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<music> A Bird in the Hand :: Though it may be counterintuitive, sometimes the most challenging works of art are those that initially seem the simplest. On the surface, the music of Birdie

Busch is basic and

spare — inelegant, even. But don’t let her seeming plainess fool you. Or do, actually. Just below that calm, glassy shoal lie roiling riptides of enigmatic song craft. Richly nuanced, Busch’s songs are deceivingly potent, sort of a hypnotizing musical soma. Birdie Busch appears at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café this Thursday and Radio Bean in Burlington this Friday.

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WED.05 :: burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Sirenix: Queen City Songwriter Series (singersongwriters), 7:30 p.m., Free. Kelly Ravin Trio (roots), 10 p.m., Free. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn: Eagle Country 97.5FM presents Battle of the Bands, 7 p.m., Free. Breakwater Café: Givin (rock), 5:30 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: Mos Def, Jay Electronica (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., $40/42. AA. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: Northern Exposure with Stimulus Package, Events Are Objects, Chris Wilhelm, Shannon Curtis (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. Lift: Comme Ci with DJ Capsule & DDelorean (dance), 9 p.m., Free. Manhattan Pizza & Pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. Nectar’s: True School Wednesday with Nastee & A-Dog (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Radio Bean: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. Red Square: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: Pete Wyndorf & Jamie Bright (folk), 7 p.m., Donations.

:: central Charlie O’s: Mark LeGrand (country), 8 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: Lynnae Griffiths (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. David Symons (klezmer), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley City Limits: Karaoke with Balance Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’s Knees: Silver Dagger (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

:: regional Monopole: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

THU.06 :: burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Jah Red (Latin soul), 7 p.m., Free. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn: WCLX Blues Night with the Dave Keller Band, 7 p.m., Free. Breakwater Café: Lambsbread (reggae), 5:30 p.m., Free. Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Green Room: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café: Friends of Joe with Jennifer Hartswick & Dave Grippo (blues), 7 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: Sick Puppies, the Veer Union (rock), 7:30 p.m., $15. AA. JP’s Pub: Shotgun Blues (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Leunig’s: Ellen Powell & Ira Friedman (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Lift: Not So … with DJs Craig Mitchell & Matt G. (house), 9 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: Torpedo Rodeo, the Dirtminers, Gniess (rock), 9 p.m., $5. Nectar’s: Wagan (rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

Nightcrawlers: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Mike Gamble & His Associates (jazz), 4:30 p.m., Free. Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Group (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. Rasputin’s: Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Red Square: A-Dog Presents (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: The Silver Dagger Bluegrass Band, 9 p.m., $5 donation.

:: central Charlie O’s: DJ Megan Awesome (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: Birdie Busch (indie-folk), 9 p.m., Donations. River Run Restaurant: Mark LeGrand & Sarah Munro (country), 7 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley Two Brothers Tavern: Latin Quarter Dance Party with DJ Hector (salsa), 10 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’s Knees: Dana & Susan Robinson (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Open Mic, 9 p.m., Free.

:: regional Monopole Downstairs: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. Tabu Café and Nightclub: Karaoke Night with Sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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:: burlington area 1/2 Lounge: Cool Breesers with Tricky Pat & Luis Calderin (eclectic), 5 p.m., Free. Cribwell & Goodspeed (hooligan disco), 10 p.m., Free. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn: Seth Yacovone Band (blues), 9 p.m., Free. Backstage Pub: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free. Breakwater Café: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. Franny O’s: Smokin’ Gun (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. Green Room: DJ Francise (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: Framing Hanley, Transmit Now, Hello Control (pop-punk), 7:30 p.m., $12. AA. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: First Friday with Stacy Rock, DJ Precious& DJ Llu (singer-songwriter, house), 8 p.m., $5/10. AA. JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Lift: The Mashup with Bonjour-Hi! (eclectic), 9 p.m., $3. Marriott Harbor Lounge: Queen City Quintet (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: The Brunettes, Whales & Wolves (indie), 9 p.m., $6. Nectar’s: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Yarn (funk), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Nightcrawlers: Little Creek (country), 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Birds & Beasts (indie), 7 p.m., Free. Birdie Busch & Others (indie-folk), 8 p.m., Free. Gold Town (Americana), 11:30 p.m., Free. Rasputin’s: Top Hat Danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3.

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07 Around the Corner :: If you prefer your punk poppy-side-up, we’d urge you to check out Plattsburgh’s Hello

Control. Like, right now. After unleashing their self-titled debut EP — one of the

finer local releases of 2008 — they are back and, dare we say, even better, with their latest catchy-as-hell gem, Milk Milk Lemonade. This is a band with legitimate designs on pop-punk stardom. And we’re betting they get there, sooner than later. Catch them while you can when the group opens for post-hardcore darlings Framing Hanley and Transmit Now this Friday at the Higher Ground Ballroom. Red Square: Me & You with Brett Hughes and Marie Claire (cosmorural), 6 p.m., Free. The Thang (rock), 9 p.m., $3. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. Rí Rá Irish Pub: Supersounds DJ, 10 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: Laslo Cameo (Americana), 9 p.m., $5 donation. Vermont Pub & Brewery: Jo’Mo’Pho’ (funk), 9 p.m., Free.

:: central Black Door Bar & Bistro: 2 Adam 12 (indie), 9:30 p.m., $5. Charlie O’s: PMP (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. Gusto’s: Native Tongue (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: Happy Hour with Abby Jenne (rock), 6 p.m., Donations. Hillary Hawke (singersongwriter), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley 51 Main: David Bain (piano), 8:30 p.m., Free. City Limits: Top Hat Entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Dan Parks & the Blame (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

:: northern Bee’s Knees: Paul Asbell (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Rick Cole (acoustic), 9 p.m., Free. JD’s Pub: Live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. The Matterhorn: The Nerbak Brothers (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

:: regional Monopole: Peacock Tunes & Trivia, 5 p.m., Free. Elephantbear (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Monopole Downstairs: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Naked Turtle: Mike Peterson (acoustic rock), 6 p.m., Free. Olive Ridley’s: Benjamin Bright (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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:: burlington area 1/2 Lounge: Magnolias (country), 7 p.m., Free. Stereophonix with DJ Tricky Pat (jazzy downtempo), 10 p.m., Free. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn: The X-Rays (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Backstage Pub: Nomad (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Banana Winds Café & Pub: Karaoke, 8 p.m., Free. Breakwater Café: Quadra (rock), 6 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5. Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Green Room: Envy with DJs Bug’o & Chia (house), 10 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: Metro Station, Mayday Parade, Mitchell Musso, Even Taubenfield (pop), 7 p.m., $17/20. AA. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: Dirt Road Dance Party (rock), 8 p.m., $7/9. AA. JP’s Pub: Dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Lift: Spyce Saturdays with DJ Craig Mitchell & Papi Javi (house), 9 p.m., $3. Marriott Harbor Lounge: Jennifer Hartswick (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: The New & Very Welcome, the Brass, Her Breath on Glass (hardcore), 7 p.m., $5. AA. Nectar’s: Acoustic Session with Drew Jameson & Rob Stahle, 5 p.m., Free. Justin Levinson and his Songwriters Circle (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., Free. WBKM presents the Book’em Blues Band, 10 p.m., Free. Nightcrawlers: Alter Ego (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

Radio Bean: Whales & Wolves (indie), 1 p.m., Free. Mike Gamble & Greg Davis (experimental), 4 p.m., Free. Hilary Hawke (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Ryan Blakeman (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Lovely Houses (indie), 8 p.m., Free. Kelly Ravin Trio (roots), 9 p.m., Free. Older Than Houses (experimental), 10 p.m., Free. Older Than Houses (experimental), 10 p.m., Free. Neon Magus (experimental), 11 p.m., Free. tooth ache. (indie), 11:45 p.m., Free. Rasputin’s: Massive (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. Red Square: Cirque du Square (eclectic), 6 p.m., Free. WUPA (rock), 9 p.m., $3. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. Rí Rá Irish Pub: Billy Caldwell & the Aimless Drifters (rock), 10 p.m., Free. The Skinny Pancake: Qwill Roots (soul), 9:30 p.m., $5 donation. Vermont Pub & Brewery: Myra Flynn (neo-soul), 9 p.m., Free.

:: central Black Door Bar & Bistro: ImproVisions Jazz Ensemble with Michael Arnowitt, 9:30 p.m., $5. The Center Bakery & Café: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. Charlie O’s: The Pubcrawlers (Celtic punk), 10 p.m., Free. Gusto’s: Live Music (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: DJ Tomie Marosy (pop), 9 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley 51 Main: Jon Lorentz & Mad I (jazzrock), 8:30 p.m., Free. City Limits: Dance Party with DJ Earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free.

:: northern Bee’s Knees: Zach DuPont (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Matterhorn: Seth Yacovone (blues), 9 p.m., $5. Piecasso: Karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free.

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“Best New Vermont Band.” OK, so we didn’t actually have that category this year. Still, they wuz robbed. Tickets, which include camping, are still available at numerous locations around the state: Burlington Records, Riverwalk Records and Langdon Street Café in Montpelier, and the Lake Parker Store in West Glover. Or you could visit www.nekmf.com for ticket info, a full rundown of performances and what is (booze) and isn’t (underage drinking) allowed at the fest.

amalgam of influences — from honky-tonk to classical and back again — into a singular sound buoyed by inventive song structure, fiery picking and thoroughly cheeky playfulness. For more info on the festival, including ticket info, visit www. valleystage.net.

It’s hard to believe, but we’re actually nearing the end of the glorious — and obnoxiously wet — four months I’ve lazily dubbed the “Summer of (Blank).” What’s even harder to believe is that by month’s end, I’ll have to invent another crutch on which to base this column. The Fall of Oh, shit. Get your towels ready. It’s about to go down! (TBD)? The Autumn of Awesome? Scary days No, that’s not just the opening line from Lonely island’s (aka lie ahead, my friends. SNL’s Andy Samberg) hilarious summer ’09 anthem, “I’m on a Boat.” But let’s not get too far ahead of Well, OK, it is. But it’s also a pretty decent call to arms for the nautical ourselves. Technically speaking, there are activities set to assault the (sorta) serene waters of Lake Champlain still close to seven weeks left of summer — this Friday. granted, it could well be snowing in these First up, we have the area’s premier Grateful Dead acolytes, the parts by then. And before we close the The NEKMF is not Vermonters’ only Dead Sessions, setting sail from the King Street Ferry Dock for a books on the summer of ought-nine, there outdoor festival option this weekend. three-hour cruise — really — loaded with booze, Dead tunes, booze are still happenings aplenty in and around This Saturday marks the fourth annual and, well, more booze. These guys have amassed quite a following in our cozy little state. What’s more, most are installment of the Valley Stage music the last year or so, and I’m guessing scads of fans will obey their siren of the quintessentially down-home variety, Festival in the Huntington Valley. Last song. Sadly, I doubt t-Pain will be among them. You can get tix at including Ed DuFresne’s seventh annual year’s edition was an unbridled success, HELOiSE & tHE SAVOir FAirE www.lakechamplaincruises.com. two-day holla in the hollow, the Northeast likely owing as much to the terrific Just a stone’s throw north along the waterfront, the good folks at Kingdom music Festival, which begins this lineup as to the picture-perfect weather. Lotus Entertainment are throwing their annual summer boat bash Friday at the Chilly Ranch in Albany, Vt. Similarly, this year’s fest boasts an equally on the Spirit of Ethan Allen III. The quirky beach-themed dance party DuFresne has pulled together a strong, diverse lineup, drawing stellar group of artists and, as of this printing, a pretty agreeable is called “Point Break,” based on the “classic” surf/heist movie of the on numerous connections from his days as the booking guru at forecast. I really hope I didn’t just jinx that. same name. Scheduled to man the decks — as in, turntables — are Montpeculiar’s Langdon Street Café — a post he vacated last month. The day begins with Nashville-based tunesmith Christopher Craig mitchell, Fattie B and mashup maven DJ russell. You can Regulars of the capital city’s capital arts haunt will no doubt recognize Williams, whose work is marked by subtly insightful wordplay and, score tix at Ecco or Steez on Church Street, or Fitid Hats on Main a number of the acts slated to appear, including klez-punk favorites occasionally, “the added percussive vulnerability of a single djembe Street. Luminescent Orchestrii, pencil-pushing indie hooligans the hand drum.” So he’s got that going for him, which is nice. Now, here’s the best part. Theoretically, you could spend all of mathematicians, bizarro vaudevillians the two man Gentleman Next up are may Erlewine and Seth Bernard. Hailing from the Friday night “straight floatin’ on a boat.” The Dead cruise departs at 7 Band and Maine-based indie-grass trio the toughcats, all of whom great state of Michigan, this duo is really something special. Erlewine p.m. and returns at 10 p.m. Meanwhile, the Lotus cruise boards at 10 make LSC a frequent stop on their touring itineraries. By the way, if is a uniquely gifted folk storyteller. And her swooning melodic flights p.m. and returns … um, later. Much we have any Avett Brothers fans in the crowd, I’d highly recommend are perfectly complemented by later. So grab your swim trunks and checking out the Toughcats. One, because they have a similar sound. Bernard’s intricate guitar work and your flippie-floppies — and maybe And two, because they were booted from Church Street a couple gentle harmonies. dial up T-Pain — and take a good of summers ago for — are you sitting down? — busking without a Brooklyn-based, high-octane hard look at the motherfu … well, license. The horror! hillbilly rockers the Defibulators you know. Short-ay! Headlining acts include Celtic-rockers Enter the Haggis, louder— whom I mistakenly referred to than-hell Beantown arena rockers township and our old pals Heloise as “the Defibrillators” in a past and the Savoir Faire, fronted by former viperHouse siren Heloise column … oops — are next, and Williams. Rounding out the marquee are Northampton hip-hop have the most excellent press Due to space constraints, this heavies the Problemaddicts, who, in addition to having one of the clipping ever: “Like watching ‘Hee week’s edition of Bite Torrent greatest band names ever, are also really, really good. Really. And, as Haw’ on mescaline.” What more do will be posted on the 7D music a last-minute addition, NYC collective Holistic will join the group for you need to know? blog, SolidState (7d.blogs.com/ a late-night hip-hop hoedown featuring eight — count ’em! — MCs This year’s headlining act, solidstate) on Wednesday, August onstage at the same time. Gnarly. the Waybacks, claim almost 5. Also, I’d like to point out that And last but certainly not least, the fest features a number of as delicious a descriptor as the I wrote this entire column without up-and-coming local talents because, well, that’s just how Ed DuFresne preceding band. A paper in their making a single Ed Flanagan joke. rolls. This year, make a point of catching sets by Sara Grace & the native San Francisco once referred You have no idea how hard that Suits, motley bluegrass crew Hot Flannel, psych-duo kuFui and to the quartet as “acoustic was to pull off. m tHE DEFiBuLAtOrS hip-pop orchestra Strength in Numbers, the last of whom were mayhem.” I’m inclined to agree. absolutely fleeced by not winning this year’s Seven Daysies award for Photo Courtesy of Katherine slingoff The group fuses a wide-ranging

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NECTAR’s: silent mind (rock), 5 p.m., Free. mi yard Reggae Night with Big dog & demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. NIghTCRAwLERs: karaoke with steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. RAdIO BEAN: Old Time sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Jonah salzman Band (rock), 7 p.m., Free. homespun Vector (acoustic), 8 p.m., Free. sun Lions (rock), 10 p.m., Free. mike gamble, Ethan snyder & Ian kovak (jazz), 11:30 p.m., Free. REd squARE: Events Are Objects (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Vidi Vici (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Rí Rá IRIsh puB: Trinity (Irish), 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOuNgE: The dog daze with dJs A-dog & Big dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. ALExANdER’s puB AT ThE LINCOLN INN: Jam Night with matt Nerbak & friends, 7 p.m., Free. BREAkwATER CAfé: Billy Caldwell (acoustic rock), 6 p.m., Free. hIghER gROuNd shOwCAsE LOuNgE: Rave for Recovery: A Benefit for dylan Lowell (house), 9 p.m., $15. 16+. LEuNIg’s: Juliet mcVicker (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LIfT: karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. ThE mONkEy hOusE: hip-hop Open mic with dakota, 10 p.m., Free. mONTy’s OLd BRICk puB : Open mic Night, 6 p.m., Free. NECTAR’s: steve hartman (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. wBkm Bluesday Tuesday with The Book’em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. pARImA ACOusTIC LOuNgE: Island Night with dJ skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. RAdIO BEAN: James wallace & the Naked Light (folk), 7 p.m., Free. graydon James (singer-songwriter), 8:15 p.m., Free. honky Tonk Support Friendly On-site Computer sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

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TUE.11 << 11B REd squARE: Bashment demolition dancehall (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOuNgE: sirenix: queen City songwriter series (singersongwriters), 7:30 p.m., Free. 242 MAIN: great friends of Mine, Irepress, gifts of Enola, ghosting (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. ALExANdER’s PuB AT ThE LINCOLN INN: Eagle Country Music Night, 7 p.m., Free. BREAKwATER CAfé: Audio Journal (country), 5:30 p.m., Free. hIghER gROuNd shOwCAsE LOuNgE: Northern Exposure with Over Orange heights, Tricky Monks & the ding, hammajang, Rush Angel (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. AA. LEuNIg’s: Paul Asbell & Clyde stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

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Zach Deputy, SunShine (UFO Records, CD)

(Self-Produced, CD) Achtung, Burlington! Lawrence Welks & Our Bear 2 Cross are rumored to be within city limits. If you’re not frightened, you’d damn well better be. Buzzing with sinister feedback and freak-out vocals, their debut, Bacchanalia, could clear a party faster than Burlington Five-O. The duo’s orgy of bizarre, lo-fi sounds is something the Joker might play on his midnight radio show — a brand of chaos most folks would cross the street to avoid. Booze and volume help, but be warned: Perversion is at play here. Distortion Mike (or Gregor; the liner notes are unclear) howls unintelligibly on “Feel This Way” while fuzzed-out circus synth sours the mix. It may be a cry for help, but his screamo hysterics could alienate onceproud family members. And while there are whispers of merit in the laughably maudlin “Why Can’t the World Just Love,” reality soon sets in. This aberrant noise isn’t a novelty … it’s the album! Only disciples of the truly peculiar (see: Mr. Bungle) will dig such atonal grime-pop. Bacchanalia is loud and hell-bent, with enough Jack-in-the-box lunacy to warrant straitjackets. Are those clarinets or kazoos amid the ghoulish delirium? Does it really matter? These muddled, electronic rants seem to have crept from some Casio keyboard onto a cheap four-track. Even the desperate ballad “When I Saw Your Face” sounds like it was shouted from within a closet. Though the disc is a mercifully brisk 33 minutes, these aural hallucinations take their toll. Imagine being trapped in a roomful of mirrors that scream at you just for looking at them. My advice: Pause frequently and open the drapes to confirm that, outside, the sun still shines. Perhaps Bacchanalia is a Rorschach test for the listeners — an unfiltered sensory stunt meant to expose us. We’ll never know. Brash titles such as “Sh’aint Ya Daughta No Mo’ (Shez Mine!)” imply humor, but the lyrics are indecipherable and take the laughs with them. It’s all a bit unhinged. In open mockery of convention, the Welks do, indeed, have a bear to cross, and they cross it. And then smack the beast on the nose for good measure. Listeners will surely despair under the grip of this deranged production. Poor Lawrence Welk (the television impresario who raised our parents) wouldn’t know what to say — and maybe that’s the point. These Welks make war on melody, turning square sounds into madhouse fringe. They plunge us into the abyss, perhaps gleeful if we shriek with disgust. Musical miscreants will no doubt swoon. For the rest of us, it’s an experiment best left behind. JaRRett BeRman

In the wake of the recent success of Jason Mraz and the “American Idol” triumph of Kris Allen, Zach Deputy has recorded Sunshine in the same safe, white, pseudo-soul, acoustic-pop-troubadour vein. Problem is, Deputy comes off too much like Mraz and Allen to really make any impact — call him the poor man’s Brett Dennen. The album kicks off with “Fresh Street,” a canned piece of funk-lite that does little to recommend the tracks to follow. And what follows is all over the place. “The Way You Make Me Feel” (not the Michael Jackson cover I had hoped for) is a bit of forced reggae. So is “Twisty Twisty” — essentially Jimmy Buffet’s “Volcano” but about a hurricane. After the beach, Deputy tries on his soul-man hat for the title track as well as “Stay” and “Dr. Doctor” (not the Robert Palmer cover I had hoped for). These tracks are better but still lightweight, covering the lyrical territory between “love you, baby” and “hey, pretty baby.” The best of this bunch is “Real,” on which Deputy busts out a sweet falsetto that had me checking the credits for a guest vocalist. Much is made in Sunshine’s liner notes about Deputy’s use of live looping during his shows — his talent as a one-man band, if you will. More than half the album was recorded using this technique, and you never get that “Wow, that’s really cool” effect that was presumably intended. Instead, you wonder why Deputy is messing up his music with a Casio drum machine. Where you do get to appreciate his guitar skills — and Deputy does have skills — are the tracks where he’s backed by a live band. Playing with other musicians, particularly Jason Cohen wailing on a Hammond B-3, augments Deputy’s sound in a warm, rich way that looping technology never could. Regardless of liner notes, you can tell from just listening to the album which songs have a full band. I hope Deputy takes his future endeavors in this direction. That said, I must admit a particular fondness for one of the band-free tracks. “Games” could very well be a Michael Jackson cover from the Dangerous era. The breathy, staccato MJ delivery and the production are so dead on, producer Teddy Riley might call to ask for royalties. I’ll certainly be interested to see if Deputy can pull this off — or any MJ dance moves — when he appears at Nectar’s every Monday in August. Jake RutteR

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Divine Invention Music review: Haydn’s The Creation, Vermont Mozart Festival By Elisabeth Crean

eorge Friedrich Handel’s Messiah (1742) is the Muhammad Ali of oratorios: It dominates the category to the point of overshadowing all others. Handel (1685-1759) himself wrote many other outstanding examples, driven in part by London’s ban on mounting operas during Lent. Oratorios, with sacred themes but without costuming or staging, provided a religiously acceptable — and profitable — way to fill theaters that otherwise remained dark for six weeks each spring. Franz Josef Haydn (17321809) heard the Baroque master’s oratorios when he visited England in the early 1790s. Handel’s works inspired Haydn to spend a year and a half composing his first oratorio, The Creation (1798). It recounts God’s six busy days of world making, according to the Book of Genesis. Last Saturday at Shelburne Farms, conductor William Metcalfe led the Oriana Singers, the Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra and an outstanding set of soloists in a glorious performance of The Creation. Given this summer’s Noahworthy rains, the evening’s conditions were so perfect that I suspected divine intervention. The sun — remember the sun? — angled over the lake and behind the Adirondacks directly opposite

Haydn’s The Creation, Vermont Mozart Festival, Shelburne Farms, Saturday, August 1, 7 p.m. For info on upcoming performances, see www.vtmozart.org.

the inn’s South Porch, which served as the stage. Seventy-plus performers gathered on its circular deck, divided almost equally between musicians and choristers. Picnicking concertgoers spread out on grass that glowed almost neon green from months of abundant moisture. Outdoor concert audiences can range from restless to rude, and Mozart Fest fans often focus on enjoying fancy eats and fine wines as much as the music. In 11 years of attending VMF concerts, I have never experienced a large al fresco crowd so intensely engaged as this one by what was happening on stage. The Creation held concertgoers rapt. Metcalfe and company defied the inherent acoustical and logistical challenges — using microphones and an outdoor sound system while performing a long piece for large forces, from a small spot — and drew listeners into Haydn’s magical work. The Creation unfolds in three acts. In Acts I and II, three archangels describe how God makes everything from Heaven and Earth to birds and insects. In Act III, Adam and Eve finally arrive to add their voices. Haydn’s oratorio has some beautiful orchestral interludes and rousing choruses. But the soloists get most of the big numbers — in recitatives, which convey lots of action, and arias, the show-stopping songs. The strength of Saturday’s show rested with the quintet singing the lead roles. All five sang with refinement and ease, which suited Haydn’s graceful music and joyous texts.

Especially delightful were the performances of David Neiweem and Jane Snyder, whose voices blended sweetly as Adam and Eve. Their tone differed from that of the angels — dare I say, it sounded a little earthier? The timbre of Neiweem’s baritone was smooth and soothing, yet he projected every word precisely. Snyder’s dulcet soprano was simply superb. Singing into a mic is not the norm in classical performance, not to mention doing so outside while being dive-bombed by bugs. Despite the difficult conditions, even Snyder’s highest notes remained velvety and rich. As the Archangel Uriel, tenor John Tiranno also excelled. He sang assertively, yet with warmth and subtlety. For example, two short recitatives by Uriel lead into Act I’s finale. Tiranno’s quiet intensity alternated wonderfully with the muted orchestral passages, and the effect was captivating. The Archangel Gabriel gets the oratorio’s most fun-filled aria, “On mighty quills uplifted soars the eagle.” Soprano Shyla Nelson reveled in Haydn’s playful use of word painting (using music to illustrate text literally), especially for the “cooing” of the doves. She brought out the delicacy of Haydn’s writing, singing this selection with particular effervescence. As Archangel Raphael, bass Gary Moreau also demonstrated the composer’s flair for sketching words with notes. For “Rolling in foaming billows,” he brought to life ascending clouds and flowing rivers with elegant tone and diction. Metcalfe’s leadership showed

Conductor William Metcalfe led the Oriana Singers, the Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra and an outstanding set of soloists in a glorious performance of The Creation. in strong work from both orchestra and chorus. The orchestra supported the singers beautifully, with birdlike flute and clarinet work responding to the “cooing” soprano, for example. Arrayed on three risers behind the musicians, the choristers gamely stood during the long intervals between their numbers, yet made their vocal entrances crisply and energetically. They articulated brisk passages with precision, attacking consonants with remarkable unison, even though many seemed

to be committing choral music’s cardinal sin: eyes on their scores rather than the conductor. There is something radiant about The Creation, well captured by Saturday’s performance. Would the oratorio have sounded better in the friendly acoustics of the University of Vermont Recital Hall? Yes, but the slight sacrifice of sound quality was far outweighed by the pleasure of being surrounded by nature’s splendid creation. m

venues411 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main St., Burlington, 862-2244. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. 51 Main, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. Alexander’s Pub at the Lincoln Inn, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500. Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636. Designhaus, 22 Church St., Burlington, 310-5019. Dobrá Tea, 80 Church St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-8433. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-570-8888. L.A.C.E., 159 North Main St., Barre, 476-4276. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lift, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209. Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.  Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-5660666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Two Friends Bistro, 1210 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 658-4810. Three Bean Café, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vergennes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765. Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935.  Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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WED.05 business ‘Artists’ Learning Circle’: Folks gather to learn about the latest Consumer Product Safety Improvement Act bill, which affects all businesses involved in kids’ products. Vermont Women’s Business Center, Barre, 9:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 479-9813.

dance ‘The Young Choreographers’: The area’s rising dancers show off their unique style through spins and steps. Phantom Theater, The Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 496-5997.

education Waldorf Elementary Open House: Parents of grade-schoolers and kindergarteners assess alternative education methods. Lake Champlain Waldorf Elementary School, Shelburne, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-2827, ext. 12.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: One man’s trash is another man’s treasure: Used books — sorted into more than 20 categories — find new homes. Stowe Free Library, Stowe, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145. Chittenden County Philatelic Club: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com. ‘Fill-a-Truck for Hunger Food Drive’: Neighbors part with nonperishable food items to support the Vermont Foodbank and the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf. City Market, Burlington, 1-6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 861-9700. Open Mic Night: Local poets, musicians, singers, storytellers and comics unearth hidden talents and step into the limelight. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Tweet ‘N’ Stitch: Crafters join a sewing circle with their current projects and Twitter their progress. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417.

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just like a circus All eyes are on the center of the ring as the second annual Festival of Fools rolls its antics into the Queen City this weekend. A dozen acts from around the globe bedeck four main stages on Church Street and in City Hall Park, where performers buckle down for serious clowning around, hoodwinking and wisecracking. The international Aloft aerial dance troupe is at the top of its game — literally — as members pull off high-flying flips and twirls, and New Mexico’s Amanda Crockett blurs the line between circus and physical theater as she masters high trapeze and acrobatic tomfoolery. The United Kingdom’s Gary Osborne hits the streets with magic and mind-reading bamboozles. Sunday’s “Last Laugh” wraps it up by packing all the performers into one “mega-show” guaranteed to make even the grumpiest sourpuss crack a smile — no foolin’. Pictured: “Unicycle Lady”. Festival of Fools

Friday, August 7, 6-11 p.m.; Saturday, August 8, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m.; and Sunday, August 9, noon - 6 p.m. at various downtown locations in Burlington. Free. Info, 865-7166. www.vermontfestivaloffools.com

Addison County Fair and Field Days: Vermont’s largest agricultural fair hosts horse, goat, miniature donkey and sheep shows, tractor pulls, kiddie rides, and live entertainment. Addison County Fairgrounds, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. $2-25. Info, 545-2557. ‘BigTown BigTent’: This 10-day, tented performing-arts bash hosts a variety of acts, including music by the Rochester Chamber Society, piano stories with Larry Hamberlin, poetry readings with Paul Muldoon of the New Yorker and more. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, noon - 8 p.m. $5-15 per evening. Info, 767-9670.

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MY FAVORITE MISTAKE If you think all albums are polished to perfection before their release, think again. Eric Hutchinson and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers (fondly called SK6ERS by fans, and pictured here) aren’t hung up on perfection; both acts prefer a more organic sound. “Music is human expression, and what’s more human SAT.08 than to make a mistake?” queries rising singer-songwriter Hutchinson, who has recently taken his soul sounds on the road with the likes of Jason Mraz and Kelly Clarkson. As for the Massachusetts-based SK6ERs, well, “The crags are cool because they’re interesting,” says songwriter Kellogg of the band’s classic-rock style. Such fearless devotion to the au naturel is sure to produce a unique double-bill performance — make no mistake. ‘SUMMER AT SIX’ CONCERT SERIES

Saturday, August 8, 5:30 p.m. at Suicide Six in Woodstock. $10-55. Info, 457-3981. www.pentanglearts.org

IN THE WAITING LINE In the uncertain days of the Depression, Charlie Chaplin’s little tramp exemplified the underdog. Irish writer Samuel Beckett drew on that archetype to create Didi and Gogo of Waiting for Godot, two hapless “average Joes” struggling to understand hope, faith and the meaning of existence. With similar comedic and vaudevillian charm, the down-on-theirluck protagonists (played by Paul Riopelle and Vermont-based Bob Nuner) sit waiting for the ambiguous Godot — a person they wouldn’t recognize even though they claim to be acquainted with him, and who keeps postponing his arrival. Sound like a bad blind date to you? The themes run much deeper in Lost Nation Theater’s take on the play first performed in 1953, directed by Tara Lee Downs. Watch the characters pass the time as they continue to hold out for, well, whoever Godot is. ‘WAITING FOR GODOT’

Thursday, August 6, 7 p.m.; Friday, August 7, 8 p.m.; Saturday, August 8, 2 & 8 p.m.; and Sunday, August 9, 7 p.m. at Lost Nation Theater in Montpelier. Runs through Sunday, August 23; see online calendar and upcoming print calendars for all times. $10-25. Info, 229-0492. www.lostnationtheater.org

VERMONT FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: Painters, photographers and craftspeople around the valley open their doors to visitors for exhibits, workshops and demos — including roughly 50 free events — during “August is Art.” Schedule available at www.VermontArtFest.com. Various locations in the Mad River Valley, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. Various prices. Info, 496-6682.

film ‘EVERY LITTLE STEP’: This 2009 doc slips behind the scenes of the auditions for the 2006 revival of A Chorus Line, sharing the interplay among the hopefuls. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘SNOW FALLING ON CEDARS’: Bookworms catch the film rendition of David Guterson’s story of a JapaneseAmerican man suspected of murder in post-World War II America. Blake Memorial Library, East Corinth, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 439-5338.

food & drink CHAMPLAIN ISLANDS FARMERS MARKET: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420. ‘HOW TO BE A LOCALVORE’ FOOD TOUR: To prep for the co-op’s September “Eat Local Challenge,” folks learn what Vermont-grown products are available, and how to incorporate them into a menu plan. City Market, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. MIDDLEBURY FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads and fresh veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178.

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Since its development in 1942 as a waterresistant quick fix for military equipment, duct tape has shown itself versatile enough to enhance everything from stylish prom dresses to wart removers. In the Lake Champlain Maritime Museum’s annual Small Watercraft Festival, the “duck” is put to good use as families design their own (hopefully seaworthy) cardboard boats in Saturday’s “Duct Tape Regatta.” Other highlights of this waterfront frolic include an appearance by lake explorers Samuel de Champlain and Henry Hudson, who, in life-sized puppet form, give the scoop on their historic travels. A host of boat makers exhibit their creations, while folks take advantage of on-water rowing demos and listen to Cathy Frank and Margy Holden, authors of A Kayaker’s Guide to Lake Champlain, tell tales of paddling the perimeter. Swing by to stretch your sea legs.

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<calendar > New North End Farmers Market: Local veggies, root beer, artisan-baked goods and more mix with live tunes for easy shopping. North Avenue Alliance Church, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@ hotmail.com. ‘Pizza to the People: The Vermont Tour’: NOFA-VT serves up fresh pizzas to farmers-market shoppers from a mobile wood-fired oven in recognition of local growing. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-4122. South End Farmers Market: Residents of the Queen City’s southernmost neighborhood peruse seasonal produce at outdoor stalls. Flynndog, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8526.

health & fitness Zumba Burlington: Exercise in disguise? People of all ages and abilities get a workout at what appears to be a Latin-dance party. North End Studio, Burlington, 5:45-6:45 p.m. $7. Info, 734-5621.

kids ‘Celebration of Creativity’: Bookworms emerge from intense pageturning in the Summer Reading Program to celebrate their accomplishments with music, food and prizes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Craftsbury Chamber Players Mini Concerts: Classical musicians preview their pieces for music-lovin’ little ones and their guests. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-639-3443. ‘Creative Music & Jam Workshop’: Music virtuosos ages 8 and up join three area musicians in building favorite instruments from recycled scraps, before a brief performance on the new gizmos. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. ‘Flowery Quilt Squares’: Imaginative children gather in the Owl Cottage Family Activity Center to design a floral-themed paper blanket patch, based on the Florence Peto quilt exhibit. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Regular admission, $10-20. Info, 985-3346. Preschool Music Series: Peter “the Music Man” Alsen helps youngsters learn motor skills while making noise on different instruments. Colchester Meeting House, Colchester, 12:30-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Romeo & Juliet: The ‘60s Musical!’: Teens fast-forward Shakespeare’s story of star-crossed lovers to the peaceand-love era. Battery Park, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 355-1461. ‘Storybook Drama’: Young readers take favorite picture books from the page to the stage in a theater workshop involving scriptwriting, costumes and a grand performance. Preregister. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘Wacky Wednesdays’: Kids 8 and up participate in activities to engage the brain, move the body and create contraptions. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $7.50-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Béla Fleck & Toumani Diabate: The banjo guru and master of the kora (an African harp) bring beats from the heart of Africa to the stage. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $33.5045.50. Info, 775-0903. Craftsbury Chamber Players Summer Concert Series: Called the “best” ensemble in Vermont by Yankee Magazine, these musicians perform Debussy’s Petite Suite, Bach’s Trio Sonata in G Major and Brahms’ Quartet in C Minor. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8-20. Info, 1-800-639-3443. ‘Music on the Porch’: The Gordon Stone Band lend their musical stylings to a picnic on the porch. Waterbury Station, Green Mountain Coffee Visitor Center & Café, Waterbury, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 882-2289.

Neko Case: “Capable of both brassy boldness and sumptuous low tones,” says Rolling Stone, the indie-rock redhead shares melodies of hope, innocence and darkness. Lucy Wainwright Roche supports. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $32.2534. Info, 863-5966. Queen City Hot Club: The band’s gypsy jazz sounds add a little pep to the air. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994. ‘Slice of Summer’ Music Series: Funk, acoustic and roots tunes emerge from Sarah Grace and the Suits’ medley of instruments. Piecasso, Stowe, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 253-4411. ‘Tenor at Twilight’: Striking works by Grieg, Haydn and Beethoven are brought to life by the Amelia Piano Trio and Robert White’s tenor vocals. Doors open at 7 p.m. West Monitor Barn, Richmond, 7:30 p.m. $50 includes a dessert reception. Info, 862-7352.

‘Pick-Up Broomball’: Runners tackle a new game by sweeping the ice to score goals. Leddy Park Arena, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. $5; additional $2 for equipment rental. Info, 865-7558.

‘Aspects of Love’: “Love Changes Everything” in the Andrew Lloyd Webber hit musical, which follows soldier Alex and actress Rose through two decades and innumerable affairs. Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961. ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do’: This lighthearted musical provides “a joyous dollop of ‘60s nostalgia” with Neil Sedaka’s best songs, mistaken identities, friendship and love. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $25-34. Info, 654-2281. ‘Bus Stop’: A blizzard strands eight unlikely folks in a Kansas diner in William Inge’s romantic comedy. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 518-891-1854. ‘One Love Cabaret’: This new vaudeville combination show — joining music, poetry, puppetry and theatrical performance — features Vermont talent to benefit the One Love AIDS/HIV Awareness Theater in Awassa, Ethiopia. Hardwick Town House, Hardwick, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 472-3709. ‘Rent’: Based on Puccini’s La Bohème, this New York City East Village tale enacted by national talent follows artists and bohemians as they grapple with life, death, love and art. Weston Playhouse, Weston, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $32-40. Info, 824-5288. ‘The Magic Flute’: Opera aficionados watch an HD broadcast of the Met’s rendition of Mozart’s magical world of dancing bears, giant birds and colorful adventure. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 660-9300.

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outdoors Wednesday Garden Walks: Greenthumb enthusiasts meet at Bostwick Garden to meander through bushes and blooms, learning all about greenery masterpieces. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Regular admission, $10-20. Info, 985-3346.

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‘Body Wisdom: Healing and the Power of Consciousness’: Do our bodies heal better when we’re happy? RiverSide Chiropractic explores the effects of thoughts and emotions on our physical being. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ‘Foreign Policy & the Citizen’: Tearing your hair out over U.S. foreign policy? Express yourself less painfully at this open discussion of actions individuals can take to make improvements. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8483. ‘Lake Champlain: A Natural History’: Scientist Mike Winslow explores the forces that shape the lake and the creatures that call it home — with special emphasis on its future. South Hero Community Library, South Hero, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1414. Li Ling Young: The senior project manager with Vermont Energy Investment Corporation explains why switching lightbulbs to compact fluorescents isn’t enough as he looks to the future of energy efficiency. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545. Ongyel Sherpa: The Nepalese expedition leader explores the “Mysteries of Nepal” through images and stories of a trek through the Annapurna region, dished out alongside food and drink samples from the country. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. ‘Resisting the ‘Good’ War in Afghanistan & Pakistan’: Adrienne Kinne of Iraq Veterans Against the War, Joseph Gainza of American Friends Service Committee and Ashley Smith of the International Socialist Organization present their arguments against the ongoing war. Cafeteria, Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. Roger Dickinson: The historian details a time line of significant events at Milton’s St. Ann Church, in recognition of its 150th anniversary. Milton Historical Museum, Milton, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7387, miltonhistorical@yahoo.com.

theater ‘Always, Patsy Cline’: Ann Harvey plays the legendary country singer in this story of her true friendship with Houston fan Louise Seeger. Skinner Barn Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 279-4347.

Journal Group: Pencil-and-paper scribes tote their ideas to the inaugural meeting of this group. Bradford Public Library, Bradford, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536.

THU.06 activism Neighborhood Planning Assembly: Local residents discuss the return of college students to the area with student and faculty representatives from Champlain College and UVM. Greek Orthodox Church Community Center, Burlington, 6:30-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4129. Nuclear Disarmament Day: On the 64th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Hiroshima, peace groups join for a silent vigil, rally featuring Nobel Peace Prize winner Jody Williams, peace parade, and speeches to reflect and reform. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 8 a.m. - 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2024.

dance Ann Whiting & The Fiddleheads: The energetic dancer leads a clogging workshop before a group of fiddlers perform lively tunes highlighting Yankee, French, Irish and Scottish cultural heritages. Ballard Park, Westport, N.Y., dance at 6 p.m.; concert at 7. Donations accepted. Info, 518-962-8778, info@artsnorth.org. Argentine Tango Lessons: It takes two to tango, but no partner is necessary to learn this vibrant style of movement, which originated in Buenos Aires and Montevideo. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 4:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Basic Computer Tutoring for Seniors: Volunteer Emily Moynihan helps preregistered seniors conquer newfangled technology in a no-stress environment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9-10 a.m. & 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

Hiroshima & Nagasaki Silent Walk: Folks wind through downtown to the Montpelier Peace Park for a candlelit ceremony in support of a nuclear-free world. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2340. Thursdays at the Intervale: Folks learn more about maple in a day devoted to local food, the local economy and land stewardship, before catching a talk on “New Farms for New Americans” and tunes by The Pick Pockets. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 660-0440, ext. 101.

fairs & festivals Addison County Fair and Field Days: See WED.05, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. ‘BigTown BigTent’: See WED.05, noon - 8 p.m. Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

film ‘Every Little Step’: See WED.05, 7 p.m. ‘Goodbye Solo’: Two men at opposite ends of the American dream forge an unlikely friendship in Ramin Bahrani’s 2009 drama. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

food & drink Hinesburg Farmers Market: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, Hinesburg, 3:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3904. Mills Riverside Farmers Market: A local band serenades passersby grazing through fresh goods and knickknacks. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-5899. Peacham Farmers Market: Seasonal berries and produce mingle with homemade crafts and baked goods from the village. Peacham Farmers Market, Peacham, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3632. ‘Pizza to the People: The Vermont Tour’: See WED.05, Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-6:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Winooski Farmers Market: Area growers and bakers offer their soil-grown and homemade wealth for shoppers to bring home. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6175.

health & fitness ‘Trail Rock ‘n’ Run’: Runners of all ages and levels pound a recreational trail with Skirack. Meet at the Burton Snowboards lot at 152 Industrial Parkway. Red Rocks Park, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

kids ‘Become a Junior Ranger!’: Kids ages 7 to 10 explore the grounds with a park ranger and complete a variety of activities to earn a badge. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, MarshBillings-Rockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. Craftsbury Chamber Players Mini Concerts: Classical musicians preview their pieces for music-lovin’ little ones and their guests. East Craftsbury Presbyterian Church, Craftsbury, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 1-800-639-3443. ‘Flowery Quilt Squares’: See WED.05, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Music with Peter: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Nathan Brady Crain: Eleven- to 18-year-olds join a guitar discussion with the musician before settling in for some strummed-out sounds. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. ‘Romeo & Juliet: The ‘60s Musical!’: See WED.05, Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 7 p.m.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Amapola: Drawing inspiration from regional Mexicano, Afro-Peruvian, mariachi and fiery torch songs, this music group performs a lively medley of Latin American tunes. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. Brown Bag Concert Series: Music lovers relax over snacks while listening to dance-inducing tunes from Sensible Shoes. Rain location: Woodstock Town Hall Theatre. Woodstock Village Green, Woodstock, noon. Free. Info, 457-3981. Craftsbury Chamber Players Summer Concert Series: See WED.05, Hardwick Town House, Hardwick, 8 p.m. DCI World Championship Quarterfinals: Catch the quest for top title at this HD broadcast of the best in marching music at Drum Corps International. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $18. Info, 660-9300. ‘Groovin’ on the Green’ Concert Series: Root 7 sounds out rockin’ a cappella on the village green. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100. Luminescent Orchestrii Workshop: The Balkan, gypsy and jazz ensemble imparts its musical wisdom to others. Monteverdi Music School, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $35. Info, 917-1186, music@summit-school.org. Luminescent Orchestrii with David Symons & Friends: Music fans hear their fill of genres, including Romanian gypsy melodies, punk frenzy, Balkan harmony, hip-hop beats and more. North End Studio, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-6713. Middlesex Bandstand Concert Series: High Voltage captivate picnickers with their electrifying barbershop quartet refrains. Rain location: Rumney Elementary School. Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0881 or 223-7525. Rotary Concert Series: The Starline Rhythm Boys execute spirited country sounds for community fans. Rain site: Thatcher Brook School. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 598-2199. The Starline Rhythm Boys: The band creates honky-tonk, rockabilly and vintage country sounds in the warm summer air. Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604.

outdoors ‘By Light of the Silvery Moon’: Amateur astronomers discover the wonder of the nighttime sky as they catch the full moon rising. Rain date: August 7. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, Bomoseen, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2282. Chamber Boat Day: Folks hop a ride on a Lake Champlain Shoreline Cruise. Preregister. Boarding at 3:45 p.m.; boat leaves at 4. Burlington Boathouse, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-3489, ext. 211, susan@vermont. org. ‘Full Moon Paddle’: Rowers relish the summer air and abundant wildlife on a guided tour of the lazy Clyde River. Preregister. Northwoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 723-6551. Outside Thursdays: Fresh-air enthusiasts convene to paddle, hike or swim as a group. Highland Lodge & XC Center, Greensboro, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2647.

sport Dr. Bike: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of brakes, shifting and commuter maintenance. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. Saucony Fun Run: Run Center staff lead joggers of all ages on a moderately paced traverse through town. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

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talks Greg Joly: The author of Almost Utopia hosts a program about famous back-to-the-landers in “Scott and Helen Nearing, Pikes Falls and Social Pioneering” in honor of Scott’s 106th birthday. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964. Jody Williams: The Nobel Peace Prize winner breaks down her ideas in “Nuclear Weapons, Nuclear Power — Making Connections.” See “Local Matters”, this issue. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Rick Tuers: Stories of lighthouses, heroic rescues and the fate of lost beacons abound in this lecture by the author of Lighthouses of New York. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2022.

theater ‘A Little Hotel on the Side’: Unadilla’s production captures the saucy spirit of 19th-century French satirist Georges Feydeau, with his gleeful examinations of marriage, morals and manners. Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. ‘Always, Patsy Cline’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Aspects of Love’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Bus Stop’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Carmen’: Georges Bizet’s tale follows a much-desired gypsy girl as she alternately seduces a proud soldier and a bullfighter. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-85. Info, 603-448-0400. ‘Little Shop of Horrors’: The Adirondack Regional Theatre presents this wacky story of a down-and-out floral assistant who discovers an exotic, foul-mouthed, R&B-singing plant with a growing appetite. Clinton Community College, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 518-572-6003. ‘Rent’: See WED.05, 7:30 p.m. Season Preview: Theatergoers get a glimpse of future goodies coming to the Hop through a multimedia presentation and tours. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon. & 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Waiting for Godot’: Playwright Samuel Beckett wove his idols, Charlie Chaplin and Buster Keaton, into his two comical tramp protagonists, but underneath the vaudeville antics, this play explores fundamental life questions about hope and faith. See calendar spotlight. Lost Nation Theater, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $10-25. Info, 229-0492.

words ‘Book Discussion Series: When Cultures Meet’: The quadricentennial gives bibliophiles food for thought as they peruse Stephen Brumwell’s White Devil: A True Story of War, Savagery, and Vengeance in Colonial America before in-depth conversation. North Hero Public Library, North Hero, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-5458. James Shea: The poet of Star in the Eye, named a Favorite Book of 2008 by the Chicago Sun-Times, shares excerpted stanzas with lit lovers. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

FRI.07 dance Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269.

Bread & Puppet Theater Dances: Folks flock to the Papier Mâché Cathedral to catch the Lubberland National Dance Company performing “Dirt Cheap Money Dances,” followed by “Dirt Floor Cathedral Dances.” Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 8-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Brown Bag Luncheon Series: Researchers and grad students of UVM’s Transportation Research Center share their roadwork in a Q&A-style midday meet. The topic: “Driving Better.” Farrell Hall, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-3131. ‘EcoSew: T-Shirt Chop Shop’: Stitchers turn venerable knitwear into au courant fashions with basic cut-andsew steps. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. ‘Hard Times Special’: Die-hard baseball fans who may have given up cable in dicey economic times gather to watch broadcast games. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Pushkin Party Opening Reception: Wine, cheese and live jazz highlight an evening devoted to Russian poet Alexander Pushkin. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 6-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 356-2776. Yard Sale: Bargain hunters sort through school, office and other items for gems at this benefit for the school. Central Vermont Catholic School, Barre, 8 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 476-5015.

fairs & festivals Addison County Fair and Field Days: See WED.05, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. ‘BigTown BigTent’: See WED.05, noon - 8 p.m. Festival of Fools: Three days of public silliness include continuous street performances and late-night comedy acts by jugglers, musicians, actors and acrobats. See calendar spotlight. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 6-11 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

film ‘Movies on the Hill’: Folks gather to watch the 1963 flick Jason and the Argonauts, in which the legendary Greek hero braves obstacles to obtain the Golden Fleece. Rain date: Saturday. Vermont College, Montpelier, seating begins at 7 p.m.; movie starts at dusk. Free. Info, 828-8600. ‘The Hangover’: What do you get for waking up in Vegas? Three friends find out post-bachelor party when they can’t locate the groom in Todd Phillips’ raunchy 2009 romp. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. & 9 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘Tyson’: Emulating a modern-day Greek tragedy, James Toback’s 2009 drama paints a portrait of “Iron Mike,” following his rise from debased circumstances to unlimited heights — and his destruction by his own hubris. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

food & drink Charlotte Farmers Market: Farmers within 10 miles of the park share their bountiful homegrown goods with neighbors as they hike and picnic nearby. Mt. Philo State Park, Charlotte, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-2390. ‘Foodways Fridays’: Recipes from the 19th century get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355. Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Route 15 West, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 626-7225.

Richmond Farmers Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Westford Farmers Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, Westford, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-9053.

health & fitness First Friday Health & Wellness: Life coach Nan Kenney offers 20-minute mini Quantum Biofeedback sessions to investigate the body’s reactions to common stressors and create a sense of well-being. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, St. Johnsbury, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498 , info@stjfoodcoop. com. Zumba Burlington: See WED.05, 5:45-6:45 p.m.

kids ‘Flowery Quilt Squares’: See WED.05, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 6 bury their noses in books with readaloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. ‘Reading Party With Frosty & Friends’: Young ones read aloud their favorite tales while snuggled up with one of the Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Preregister. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. ‘Romeo & Juliet: The ‘60s Musical!’: See WED.05, Staige Hill Farm, Charlotte, 6:30 p.m. Story Time: Youngsters ages 4 and up gather to explore themes from new authors each week. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. Summer Story Time: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7.50-9.50. Info, 864-1848. ‘The Tale of DesperEaux’: Based on Kate DiCamillo’s fantasy story, this 2008 flick follows the adventures of a misfit mouse, a soup-loving rat and the lonely Princess Pea. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366.

Northeast Kingdom Music Festival: Live performances by The Problemaddicts, Sara Grace and the Suits, the Luminescent Orchestrii, Strength in Numbers, and more create an upbeat music scene spanning two days. The Chilly Ranch, East Albany, noon - 11 p.m. $65. Info, 229-9942. Richard Shindell: The singersongwriter’s carefully crafted folk tunes bring the minute and the forgettable to listeners’ attention. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $25-28. Info, 877-6737. Summer Performance Series: The Vermont Symphony Orchestra’s string and flute trio trills out the music of Mozart, Haydn and Corelli. Salisbury Congregational Church, Salisbury, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 352-6671. TGIF Summer Concert Series: Folks welcome in the weekend with live tunes by Jazzmosis at the gazebo. Rain location: St. Albans City Hall Gymnasium. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-1500, ext. 260. The Michele Fay Band: The group brings a mix of traditional, swing and bluegrass tunes with rich female harmonies to the stage. Grace Episcopal Church, Sheldon, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 326-4603.

outdoors ‘Art in the Garden Tour’: A yellow school bus chauffeurs flora connoisseurs to blossoming summer plots as local artists incorporate the quaint surroundings into their works. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $45. Info, 496-6682. ‘Hidden Spaces, Unique Places’: History buffs take a walking tour to discover the park’s most distinctive old buildings and examine their architectural styles and stories. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, MarshBillings-Rockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 2:30-4 p.m. $8. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22.

sport Wiffle Ball Tournament: Amateur teams duke it out on miniatures of Fenway and Wrigley Fields to benefit the Travis Roy Foundation. Little Fenway Park, Jericho, 5:30-10:45 p.m. Free to watch; donations accepted. Info, 373-4835.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘Coachyard Concertos’: The Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra, featuring cellist Steven Doane and bassoonist Andrew Schwartz, recreates classical favorites such as Mozart’s Symphony No. 33 and Haydn’s Cello Concerto. Gates open at 5:15 for picnicking. Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. $30.50. Info, 862-7352. Concert in the Park: The East Bay Jazz Ensemble plays it smooth with original compositions in the open air. Bradford Park, Bradford, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 222-4423. Island Pond Summer Concert Series: Classic rock stylings emerge from the Evansville Transit Authority. Check out the nearby artisan and outdoor market, too. Gazebo Park, Island Pond, 5-9 p.m. Free. Info, 723-6194. Katie Trautz & The Heather Morris Dancers: The director of the Summit School of Traditional Music and Culture performs her own tunes on stage before local dancers showcase fancy footwork in the Scottish Highland tradition. Richmond Farmers’ Market, Richmond, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273. Lake Champlain Bluegrass Festival: Hayrides, arts and crafts, and camping top off this three-day open-stage music jubilee featuring Blue Highway, Bob Degree and the Bluegrass Storm, and The Grascals. Located one mile before the border of New York State and Canada. Route 2, Alburgh, 1-9 p.m. $25-35 per day; $60-70 for a weekend pass. Info, 482-8110.

Richard Russo: The best-selling author of Bridge of Sighs reads pages from his new story, That Old Cape Magic, about the ties that bind — from marriages to parenthood to in-laws. The Chapel of Vermont College, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

theater ‘Always, Patsy Cline’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Anything Goes’: An unusual group of passengers aboard the S.S. American falls into circles of unrequited love in Cole Porter’s witty musical. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 224-2216. ‘Aspects of Love’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. Auditions for ‘An Inspector Calls’: Thespians play up their mystique in tryouts for the Shelburne Players’ fall production of J.B. Priestley’s whodunit. Shelburne Town Center, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 985-0780. ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Heroes’: When a new arrival at the veterans’ home threatens their daily routine, three aging World War I vets plot their escape in Gérald Sibleyras’ play, working around obstacles such as a bad leg, agoraphobia and a concrete pet dog. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12-23. Info, 518-962-4449, info@depottheatre.org. ‘Little Shop of Horrors’: See THU.06, 7:30 p.m.

‘Panty Hose, Combat Boots & the Search for the Right Tool’: Artist Lida Winfield scrambles theater, movement and storytelling into an edgy performance examining the perils of finding one’s place in the world. Phantom Theater, The Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-5997. ‘Rent’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Songs for a New World’: Sixteen cabaret-style solos, duets and ensemble pieces by four Chandler alumni tell a story about finding oneself in new surroundings. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 728-6464. ‘Waiting for Godot’: See THU.06, 8 p.m.

words Marilyn Webb Neagley: The author of Walking Through the Seasons imparts her reflections on nature to literary fans. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. ‘Vermont Reads’ Book Discussion: Bookworms dive into conversation about Julie Otsuka’s When the Emperor Was Divine. Bugbee Senior Center, White River Juncion, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 295-1232.

SAT.08 agriculture ‘The Family Cow’: Turkey Hill farmers give a rundown on how to manage cattle and dairy production at home, before participants create homemade butter, ice cream and cheese. Turkey Hill Farm, Randolph Center, 2 p.m. $10-15. Info, 434-4122.

dance Ballroom Dance Social: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7-10 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269. ‘Pretty in Pink’: This Middle Eastern performance by Aysun Dance Company celebrates the strength, beauty and spirit of women to benefit Dragonheart Vermont. North End Studio, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $8. Info, 881-3193. Swing Dance: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl set the tempo for a variety of steps and spins to swing-era tunes by Jenni Johnson and friends. Beginner lesson at 8 p.m.; dance starts at 8:30. Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $15. Info, 860-7501.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Beekeeping Workshop: Apiarists harvest the golden goods and soak up tips on marketing their crop. Northern Yard, Intervale Center, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 658-4545. Burlington Cohousing Potluck: Hungry people bring a dish to share as they meet, mingle and learn about collaborative living. East Village Cohousing, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-0120. Carving Demos: Robert Spear Jr. and Ingrid Brown whittle life-size wooden recreations of birds. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-3 p.m. $3-6. Info, 434-2167. ‘Conservation Through the Artist’s Eye’: Folks stroll through the Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller Mansion, gazing at landscape paintings by Hudson River School artists and learning how they influenced the development of a conservation ethic. Carriage Barn Visitor Center, MarshBillings-Rockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 2:30-4 p.m. $8. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. French Roundtable: Speakers at various skill levels order café during an open practice session. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Historic Tour of UVM: Folks register online, then meet at Ira Allen’s statue to tour the campus’ modest early clapboards and grand Victorians, led by UVM Emeritus Professor William Averyt. UVM Waterman Building, Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 656-3131.

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‘NaturE JourNaLiNg’: Artist Diana Dunn leads outdoors enthusiasts in pen-and-sketchbook scribbling in observation of science. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10 a.m. - noon. $5-8. Info, 434-2167. PEt Food drivE: Neighbors donate animal food to give a helping hand to struggling critter owners in this drive held by Lucy’s House for the Prevention of Homeless Pets. Petco, South Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 879-0898. PushkiN PartY: Fans of Russian poet Alexander Pushkin immerse themselves in his legacy through animated films based on his writings, Pushkin artifacts and a Pushkin portrait-drawing competition. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776. scavENgEr huNt: Sleuths scramble around town with a “bag of tools” to complete missions before an evening of music, games and prizes to benefit the animal shelter. Pick up instructions at the shelter or the Gateway in Newport, and return to the Gateway by 7 p.m. Frontier Animal Society, Orleans, 3-9 p.m. $25 donation. Info, 754-2228. ‘sEcoNd saturdaYs historicaL cELEBratioN’: Folks explore the area’s French colonial past by investigating period attire, old-fashioned games and local archaeology. Chimney Point State Historic Site, Vergennes, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 759-2412. ‘uLtimatE haPPiNEss & Buddhism’: Folks striving to create unshakable happiness through Nichiren Buddhism swap stories about their experiences. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-2187.

fairs & festivals addisoN couNtY Fair aNd FiELd daYs: See WED.05, 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. art iN thE Park FEstivaL: Handicrafts and fine art attract buyers and gawkers, who can also sample diverse food and music from Rebel Red. Main Street Park, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 775-0356. ‘BigtowN BigtENt’: See WED.05, noon - 8 p.m. dErBY LiNE commuNitY daY: This village bash features classic fireworks, live music, pony rides and Circus Smirkus acts, as well as quirkier activities, including a Vermont Beard and Mustache Championship. Baxter Park, Derby Line, 10 a.m. - 9 p.m. Free. Info, 873-3420. FEstivaL oF FooLs: See FRI.07, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. ‘mEssiNg aBout iN Boats’: Water-bound folks craft a cardboard boat in a Duct Tape Regatta, row three miles in the Lake Champlain Challenge Race, and check out kayak demos, boat-making exhibits and quadricentennial programs in this two-day Small Watercraft Festival. See calendar spotlight. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $6-10. Info, 475-2022. rutLaNd LoNg traiL FEstivaL: Folks enjoy a day of conservationbased educational programs, food and musical entertainment. Vermont State Fairgrounds, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 11 p.m. Free. Info, 802-282-2237. vErmoNt FEstivaL oF thE arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. wEstPort hEritagE FEstivaL & LakE chamPLaiN cLassic Boat show: With a nod to the quadricentennial, Westport residents host a “400 Years of Boating” bash, including a watercraft parade, fun run, longboat rides, kids’ activities and live tunes. At Ballard Park, Westport Heritage House and Westport Marina Waterfront, Westport, N.Y., 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. Free. Info, 518-962-4805.

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‘huNgEr’: Men stage a declaration of solidarity through starvation tactics in Steve McQueen’s 2009 film about a group of IRA prisoners. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. & 8:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘thE NatioNaL Parks: amErica’s BEst idEa’: Film fans sneak a peek at Ken Burns’ yet-to-be-released multimedia journey through the birth and beauty of our national parks. Meet at the Forest Center. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. ‘tYsoN’: See FRI.07, 1:30 p.m., 7 p.m., 9 p.m. ‘waLtz with Bashir’: Middlebury Language Schools presents Ari Folman’s animated, Oscar-nominated Hebrew flick about the director’s search for the truth about an Israeli Army mission in the ‘80s. Dana Auditorium, Sunderland Language Center, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7 p.m. & 9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5510.

‘FLowErY QuiLt sQuarEs’: See WED.05, 12:30-4:30 p.m. ‘JuNktastic FashioN show!’: Duct tape, staples, old appliances and bubble wrap are among the materials reinvented as catwalk-worthy threads. Preregister. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. summEr rEadiNg cELEBratioN: Successful bookworms are in for fun rewards with a traveling storyteller, a story walk with the Bookmobile, games from a big blue trunk, music, crafts and dance. Highgate Sports Arena, Highgate Center, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 868-3970.

food & drink BurLiNgtoN FarmErs markEt: Vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 8:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-889-8188. caPitaL citY FarmErs markEt: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. chamPLaiN isLaNds FarmErs markEt: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3420. middLEBurY FarmErs markEt: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - noon. NorthwEst FarmErs markEt: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. ‘Pizza to thE PEoPLE: thE vErmoNt tour’: See WED.05, Capital City Farmers Market, Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. shELBurNE FarmErs markEt: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472. st. JohNsBurY-caLEdoNia FarmErs markEt: Folks browse through local baked goods, handmade crafts and fresh produce. St. Johnsbury Farmers Market, St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 626-8396. waitsFiELd FarmErs markEt: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027. wiLListoN FarmErs markEt: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly openair affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7728. wiNE & chEEsE rEcEPtioN: Folks sample various vintage drinks and aged fromage at a silent auction to raise funds for the Haskell Free Library and Opera House. Davis-Kell Farm, Ogden, Québec, 4:30-7 p.m. $15. Info, 873-3022.

health & fitness Yoga Nidra: Support props bend folks into relaxing positions to rejuvenate their bodies and minds. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 4:30-5:45 p.m. $14. Info, 864-9642. zumBa BurLiNgtoN: See WED.05, 9-10 a.m.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. amY dixoN-koLar: With everything from traditional refrains to humorous ditties to social commentary tunes, the singer and Internet sensation’s songs evoke civil rights accomplishments and hope for the future. Come at 6 p.m. for a potluck sup. Greenmount Farms, Underhill, 7 p.m. $8-12. Info, 899-5141. ‘Farm BarN FiNaLE’: The lofty airs of Mozart, Haydn and Schubert flow through the open air at the Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra’s final summer performance, highlighting Steven Doane on cello. Gates open at 5:15 p.m. for picnicking. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $35. Info, 862-7352. JEssE PEtErs: Under the direction of this singer-songwriter, guitar strings twang out songs by the Dave Matthews Band, The Rolling Stones and Martin Sexton, along with original arrangements. Center Street Saloon, Rutland, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 775-6994. kiLLiNgtoN music FEstivaL: Internationally acclaimed musicians band together to perform Beethoven’s Serenade for String Trio in D Major, Op. 8 and Francaix’s String Trio. Ramshead Lodge, Killington Resort, Killington, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 773-4003. LakE chamPLaiN BLuEgrass FEstivaL: See FRI.07, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. NorthEast kiNgdom music FEstivaL: See FRI.07, noon - 11 p.m. ‘summEr at six coNcErt sEriEs’: Eric Hutchinson performs unique soul refrains from Sounds Like This, and Stephen Kellogg and the Sixers share tunes from Glassjaw Boxer, which USA Today named a Top Five Album of 2007. See calendar spotlight. Suicide Six, Woodstock, grounds open at 4 p.m.; show starts at 5:30. $10-55. Info, 457-3981. thE machiNE: With an entirely new lineup, this band extends the legacy of Pink Floyd while creating its own. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $15.50-25. Info, 775-0570 . vErmoNt FiddLE orchEstra: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra plays traditional knee-slappin’ tunes from New England and beyond. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. $8-10. Info, 877-343-3531, info@ vtfiddleorchestra.org.

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Common Roots Walk: Join the local nonprofit for a strolling tour of the former dairy farm. Leduc Farm, Cheese Factory Road, South Burlington, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 999-4270. ‘Ferns, Club-Mosses and Horsetails’: Folks interested in ferns follow naturalist Gwen Causer on a field walk to find the spore-bearing plants that have existed for 350 million years. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 10 a.m. - noon. Donations accepted. Info, 434-3068. Lunchtime Wagon Rides: Picnickers hitch a horse-drawn wagon for a scenic trip to and from the lake, where they can dine by a pebble beach. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 11:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. $25. Info, 985-8686, ext. 341. OFES Hawk Watch: Outreach for Earth Stewardship’s Craig Newman takes hikers on a search of the skies for flying creatures, then gives a live bird demonstration. Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, 9 a.m. - noon. $5-8. Info, 985-8686. Quadricentennial Hike: Families explore the wetlands and shale beach of this 150-acre conserved natural area on an easy excursion with the Lake Champlain Land Trust. Round Pond Natural Area, South Hero, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 862-4150.

Natasha Kyssa: The writer of The SimplyRaw Living Foods Detox Manual sheds light on her approach to healthy and gentle detoxing. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2569.

Stowe Farmers Market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027.

sport Kingdom Run: Walkers and joggers cover a 5, 10 or 20K to raise funds for the Northeast Kingdom Spay-Neuter Program, and then cool off with complimentary blueberry sundaes. Town Common, Irasburg, 8 a.m. $20 registration. Info, 766-5310. Wiffle Ball Tournament: See FRI.07, 8 a.m. - 10:30 p.m.

talks ‘A Photographic Celebration of Lake Champlain’: The photographers of The Water in Between stop by to share their image inspirations and answer questions. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

theater ‘Always, Patsy Cline’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Anything Goes’: See FRI.07, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Aspects of Love’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. Auditions for ‘An Inspector Calls’: See FRI.07, noon - 4 p.m. ‘Breaking Up Is Hard To Do’: See WED.05, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘Candida’: When two men compete for Candida’s love, the question is ... What does she feel? George Bernard Shaw’s fast-paced comedy examines themes of marriage, rivalry and domestic power. Pendragon Theater, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 518-891-1854. ‘Carmen’: See THU.06, 7:30 p.m. ‘Food and Fawda’: Catch the New York Theatre Workshop’s work-in-progress play about a 30-year-old Palestinian cooking-show host in military-occupied Bethlehem. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Heroes’: See FRI.07, 8 p.m. ‘Little Shop of Horrors’: See THU.06, 7:30 p.m. ‘Panty Hose, Combat Boots & the Search for the Right Tool’: See FRI.07, 8 p.m. ‘Rent’: See WED.05, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘Songs for a New World’: See FRI.07, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘The Iliad’: Catch the New York Theatre Workshop’s work-in-progress adaptation of the Greek epic, co-written by stage, film and TV actor Denis O’Hare. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 p.m. $5-10. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘Waiting for Godot’: See THU.06, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m.

SUN.09 activism Nagasaki Day: On the 64th anniversary of the atomic bombing of Nagasaki, activists join workshops on lobbying on the issues of depleted uranium and more. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-2024.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Chess Club: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Dungeons & Dragons: Paper-andpencil adventures await imaginative XP earners. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. Garden Skills Workshop: Greenskeepers bring their plant queries and learn about seed saving, plant propagation, wild edibles and more before touring the tea garden. Perennial Pleasures Nursery, East Hardwick, 10:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5104. ‘Life Goals Workshop’: Lida Winfield and Teal Scott foster clarity and courage through dance and meditation in “Exploration and Expression.” The Dhatri Foundation, South Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 862-2333. Old Stone House Day: Visitors explore the 19th-century buildings through self-guided tours, old-time tunes, demonstrations of traditional crafts, a farmers market and more. Old Stone House Museum, Orleans, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free; $3 parking. Info, 754-2022. Open House & Garden Days: Explore the art, architecture, gardens and landscapes of the Marsh-BillingsRockefeller Mansion at a leisurely pace. Free mansion tours occur at 10 a.m. and 11 a.m. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. ‘Open Video Cam Night’: Videographers capture aspects of the Equine Midsummer Dance & Dinner on film to win a prize at this fundraiser for the Equine Dance Company’s programs. The Equestry, New Haven, 4-6 p.m. $20 suggested donation. Info, 453-4424. Scrabble Club: Triple-letter-square seekers wage word wars. McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9912.

kids ‘Aesop’s Fables’: Families with tots enjoy classical music offerings from artists of the Vermont Mozart Festival through a retelling of five famous tales. Grounds open for picnicking at 10 a.m. Vermont Teddy Bear Company, Shelburne, 11 a.m. $5-7. Info, 862-7352. ‘Flowery Quilt Squares’: See WED.05, 12:30-4:30 p.m. ‘Read to a Dog’: Stories form a bond between young readers and Deali, a Pembroke Corgi from Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Burlington Concert Band: Folks settle down outside to hear the jazz, pop, Broadway and marching-band numbers of this more than 150-year-old music group. Battery Park, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 578-3467. Isabelle Ricord: The soprano singer plays three sets, consisting of classic French pieces by Bizet and Fauré, American art songs and Broadway collections. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 2-5 p.m. $12-20. Info, 928-3364. ‘La Traviata’: Big voices come to the cinema as opera fans catch Verdi’s tragic love story between courtesan Violetta Valéry and her new admirer, Alfredo Germont. Merrill’s Roxy Cinema, Burlington, 11 a.m. $18-20. Info, 864-3456. Lake Champlain Bluegrass Festival: See FRI.07, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Linda Radtke: The musician gives a rundown of major state benchmarks in “Vermont History Through Song.” Mount Holly Community Historical Museum, Belmont, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 759-2125.

Summit School Open House: Musicians have free rein over the stage in jam sessions with fellow players. Monteverdi Music School, Montpelier, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 917-1186, music@ summit-school.org. Westford Summer Concert Series: The Starline Rhythm Boys sound out vintage 1940s and ‘50s country and rockabilly at an outdoor tunes event. Westford Common, Westford, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2846.

outdoors ‘Appalachian Trails & Tales’: Join a ranger on this four-mile trek along the nation’s most historic long-distance hiking trail, while learning local history. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. Bike Ferry: See SAT.08, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. ‘Hike into History’: Walkers follow the footsteps of the Revolutionary War soldiers who built and garrisoned this site in an excursion led by Mount Independence Coalition president Steven Zeoli. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 948-2000. ‘Natural History of Dorset Park’: Outdoors explorers join naturalist Teage O’Connor in a stroll highlighting the plants and geology of the park. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7284.

sport Trek Women Triathlon Series: Female athletes tackle a half-mile swim, 12-mile bike trail and 3.1-mile run to benefit the Breast Cancer Research Foundation and the National Association of Team Survivor. Mount Snow, West Dover, 7 a.m. $75. Info, 973-267-5605. Wiffle Ball Tournament: See FRI.07, 9 a.m. - 4:15 p.m.

theater ‘Always, Patsy Cline’: See WED.05, 8 p.m.

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film ‘Accidental Home’: Vermonter Robert Fleming’s Malayaka House orphanage in Uganda is the focus of this doc about issues facing African children. St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 356-1293. ‘Our Hospitality’: Live music by Bob Merrill accompanies silent screen legend Buster Keaton in this 1923 slapstick classic about a New Yorker who falls for a gal on the wrong side of the fence. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576. ‘Tyson’: See FRI.07, 7 p.m.

MON.10 dance Afro-Caribbean Dance Class: Penelope Newcomb leads high-energy, imaginative dances for all skill levels, derived from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil, to the beat of live drums. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 5-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 723-4014.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. ‘Our Stories: Past, Present & Future’: Adults consider ways that personal narratives celebrate accomplishments and dreams. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

fairs & festivals Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

film ‘Tyson’: See FRI.07, 7 p.m.

food & drink ‘Incredible Edible Intervale Tour’: Food enthusiasts meet local farmers and sample their homegrown bounty. Pre-tour lunch, tasting and discussion at 11:30 a.m. at Half Pint Farm. Intervale Center, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. $15-40. Info, 922-7346. ‘Top Chef of the Champlain Valley’: Foodies see local chefs — from Pulcinella’s, Café Provence and the Windjammer Restaurant — compete in a gourmet cook-off, enjoy a free wine and beer tasting, and bid on silent-auction items. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. $35. Info, 865-0360.

health & fitness Zumba Burlington: See WED.05, 5:45-6:45 p.m.

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fairs & festivals Art in the Park Festival: See SAT.08, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. ‘BigTown BigTent’: See WED.05, noon - 8 p.m. Festival of Fools: See FRI.07, noon - 6 p.m. ‘Messing About in Boats’: See SAT.08, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

‘Songs for a New World’: This dinner-theater performance features 16 cabaret-style solos, duets and ensemble pieces by four Chandler alumni that tell a story about finding oneself in a new world. Three Stallion Inn, Randolph, 6 p.m. $35. Info, 728-4036. ‘The Dirt Cheap Money Circus & Pageant’: An inventive, politically charged performance highlights an all-afternoon event made up of museum tours and smaller shows. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 2:30-6:30 p.m.; Clare Dolan leads a cantastoria performance at 5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031. ‘Waiting for Godot’: See THU.06, 7 p.m.

‘Royal Encore’: The Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra squeezes in one last performance with conductor Christopher Wilkins overseeing Mozart’s Overture to Lucio Silla, K. 135 and Symphony No. 41 in C Major, Jupiter. Gates open at 5 p.m. for picnicking; fireworks immediately follow. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 7 p.m. $35. Info, 862-7352. Sinfonietta Symphony Series Concert: Conductor Robert Franz guides classical musicians in this orchestra of the Adirondacks through Barber’s Medea: Cave of the Heart and Beethoven’s Symphony No. 5. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, Lake Placid, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $22; free for students 18 and under. Info, 518-523-2051. Summer Sounds Concert: The all-Vermont band Yankee Chank carries over the traditional tunes of southwest Louisiana, from Cajun two-steps and waltzes to honky-tonk and Zydeco airs. Highgate Municipal Park, Highgate Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 868-3351.

‘Candida’: See SAT.08, 2 p.m. ‘Heroes’: See FRI.07, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘Laugh in Peace Tour’: According to the New York Times, Jewish comedian Rabbi Bob Alper and American Muslim standup comic Azhar Usman “had the audience convulsing” with their unusual tales of cross-cultural experiences. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 2 p.m. $20-25. Info, 442-2105. ‘Little Shop of Horrors’: See THU.06, 2 p.m. ‘Other Minds’: Playwright, actor and pooch lover Margot Lasher’s play explores the close connection between canines and humans, with scenarios ranging from silly to serious. See “State of the Arts”, this issue. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 863-5966. ‘Rent’: See WED.05, 7 p.m.

Magic Show: Triumphant summer readers rejoice in their accomplishments at a comedy-andtricks act by Tom Joyce. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Music with Peter: See THU.06, 10:30 a.m. ‘Sand & Sun Paperweights’: Imaginative children gather in the Owl Cottage Family Activity Center to concoct a colorful, glittery shape to keep pages in place. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Regular admission, $10-20. Info, 985-3346.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘Discover A Cappella Singing’: Three-time international gold medalist women’s chorus The Champlain Echoes lead four-part harmonies with vocal instruction for beginners. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 6:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6839. Vergennes City Band: A brass band welcomes musicians of all ages at an outdoor concert of gazebo faves. Vergennes City Park, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2005.

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Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Rehearsal: Bows make vibrations on stringed instruments as the orchestra tunes up its tunes in practice sessions. New members welcome. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra. org.

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional and spiritual health and well-being. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 8-9 a.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

‘Raw Food Transformation’: Raw foodists Matt Monarch and Angela Stokes detail the benefits and how-tos of chowing down on uncooked, vegan eats. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6 p.m. $25. Info, 223-2111.

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Soccer Tryouts: Chittenden County girls show off fancy footwork with a black-and-white ball in this audition for the Burlington Lakers Soccer Club. Calahan Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 343-8887.

Creative Tuesdays with Frank Gonzalez: Artists of all ages bring old newspaper to create puppets, masks and other dramatic papier-mâché. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘Music With Mia’: Tots form a circle for a special story hour with some tunes. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘Music with Robert Resnik’: The host of a weekly folk and world music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Preschool Storytime: Tots ages 3 to 5 bury their noses in books with readaloud tales, rhymes, songs and crafts. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-0313. Reading Certificate Pickup: Youngsters who survived and thrived in a summer of reading get rewarded with a free book. South Burlington Community Library, South Burlington, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. ‘Sand & Sun Paperweights’: See MON.10, 12:30-4:30 p.m. ‘Summer Magic’: Magician Tom Verner pulls off mesmerizing sleights of hand for a celebration of the Summer Reading Program’s end. Holley Hall, Bristol, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5885. Summer Story Time: See FRI.07, 11 a.m.

‘Bus Stop’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Rent’: See WED.05, 7:30 p.m.

talks Alyssa Borowski: The field ornithologist shares her adventures studying the endangered goldencheeked warbler, as well as the results of her research in New Zealand on birds’ reactions to potential threats. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

theater ‘Heroes’: See FRI.07, 8 p.m.

TUE.11 dance ‘Danskinetics: Shake Your Soul Movement Class’: Folks let loose to a variety of music to explore their bodies and express themselves. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Burlington Rugby Recruitment Party: Male and female fans of this “ruffian’s game played by gentlemen” gather for an informational meeting and preseason party hosted by the Burlington Rugby Football Club. Nectar’s, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 922-3985. ‘Exploring the Path to Enlightenment’: Fill your head with facts about Tibetan Buddhism while filling your body with a sense of peace in this meditation and discussion series. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 633-4136. Pause Café: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. ‘Time Travel Tuesday’: Visitors cook on a woodstove and churn butter, then relax as a farm family would have in the 1890s. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m. $3-11. Info, 457-2355.

fairs & festivals Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

film ‘Tyson’: See FRI.07, 7 p.m.

food & drink ‘Jam & Canning Workshop’: Blueberry jam comes to fruition as Hinesburg food preserver Sue Johnson shows fruit fans how to achieve the fresh flavor year round. City Market, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

health & fitness ‘Bach Flower Remedies for Animals’: Got a pesky pet? Registered practitioner Christopher Hoyt explains how dilutions of flower materials in homeopathic remedies can help with behavioral problems. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. Castleton Concert Series: Sonny & Perley headline a family-fun night of live music and entertainment. Castleton Village Green, Castleton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2911. Concert in the Park: The Waterbury Community Band makes merry music out of doors. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 888-4977. Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net. Northeast Kingdom Shape Note Sing: Singers of early American music arrange themselves in a hollow square for four-part “fa-so-la-mi” hymns. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3031. Stowe Gazebo Concerts: Bagpipes lend a Scottish air to Prydein’s rockstyle songs. Helen Day Memorial Lawn, Stowe, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-7321, ext. 222. ‘Tuesday Night Live’: Conscious Roots blend roots reggae, Afro-beat rhythms, ska, jazz and rock for an upbeat, outdoor concert. Rain site: Lowe Lecture Hall on Main Street. Legion Field, Johnson, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7836.

sport ‘Get to Know Your Bike’: A cycleshop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

talks ‘Meet the Artists’ Presentation: Artists from the New York Theatre Workshop productions Dawn’s Light and Plowing the Sea chat with fans about their work over bagged lunches. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon. Free. Info, 603-646-3691 or 603-646-2422.

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health & fitness ‘Body-Centered Expressive Therapy’: Energy and body worker Naomi Mitsuda leads folks in movement, writing and drawing to tune in to their bodies, minds and spirits. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9850. Zumba Burlington: See WED.05, 5:45-6:45 p.m.

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Babytime: Crawling tots and their parents group up with comrades for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Craftsbury Chamber Players Mini Concerts: See WED.05, 4:30 p.m. ‘Ice Cream Sundae Celebration’: Frozen desserts get tricked out with sprinkled toppings at this social session complete with a raffle drawing. Lawrence Memorial Library, Bristol, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2366. Preschool Music Series: See WED.05, 12:30-1 p.m. Reading Certificate Pickup: See TUE.11, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. ‘Sand & Sun Paperweights’: See MON.10, 12:30-4:30 p.m. ‘Wacky Wednesdays’: See WED.05, 11 a.m. Young Adult Writing Workshop: Classic American artwork prompts teens to reinvent history, tradition and culture through the written word. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

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WED.12 education Waldorf Elementary Open House: See WED.05, 9-10:30 a.m.

etc. ‘Annual Giant Book Sale’: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 9 p.m. Bookmaking: Folks fashion wrapping paper and parchment into the pages of handmade, beautifully bound books. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Italian Conversation Group: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869. Knit Night: Crafty needle workers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. ‘Stitch-In’: Needle wielders check out the sewing projects of their peers, and get a little stitching done in the process. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 878-6955.

fairs & festivals Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.05, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m.

film ‘Tyson’: See FRI.07, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m.

food & drink Champlain Islands Farmers Market: See WED.05, 4-7 p.m. Lawn Party & Chicken Barbecue: Neighbors fill up on grilled eats and baked goodies at this outdoor gathering including a pie contest, games and bingo. Town Green, Bristol, 5-9 p.m. $5. Info, 453-2488. Middlebury Farmers Market: See WED.05, 9 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New North End Farmers Market: See WED.05, 3-6:30 p.m. South End Farmers Market: See WED.05, 3:30-6:30 p.m.

Also, see clubdates in Section B. Craftsbury Chamber Players Summer Concert Series: Called the “best” ensemble in Vermont by Yankee Magazine, these musicians perform Rochberg’s Sonata for Viola and Piano, Bunch’s Duo for Vibraphone and Viola, and Mozart’s String Quintet. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8-20. Info, 1-800-639-3443. ‘Music on the Porch’: AbolTabol lend their musical stylings to a picnic on the porch. Waterbury Station, Green Mountain Coffee Visitor Center & Café, Waterbury, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 882-2289. ‘Slice of Summer’ Music Series: Acoustic, folk and lyrical tunes emerge from the Kelly Ravin Trio’s medley of instruments. Piecasso, Stowe, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 253-4411.

outdoors Landscape Series: Flower-patch fans travel to explore two blooming gardens in Williston. Preregister. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $10 donation. Info, 864-3073, info@ friendsofthehortfarm.org. Perseid Meteor Shower: Stargazers scan the skies for rare celestial movements: This shower can produce up to 60 meteors per hour. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. Wednesday Garden Walks: Greenthumb enthusiasts meet at Bostwick Garden to meander through bushes and blooms, watching area artists capture greenery on canvas in “Inspiration in the Gardens.” Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Regular admission, $10-20. Info, 985-3346. ‘What’s Bugging Your Garden?’: Curious about the creepy crawlers in your greens? State Entomologist Jon Turmey IDs dead bugs in jars, shedding light on which insects are good, bad or just ugly. Evergreen Gardens, Waterbury, 6-8 p.m. $10-15. Info, 434-4122.

sport ‘Pick-Up Broomball’: See WED.05, 8-9:30 p.m.

talks ‘Foreign Policy & the Citizen’: See WED.05, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

‘Lake Champlain: A Natural History’: Scientist Mike Winslow explores the forces that shape the lake and the creatures that call it home — with special emphasis on its future. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1414. Mark Stoler: The historian investigates Americans’ beliefs about the causes, consequences and historical lessons of World War II, bringing to light the possible ethnocentric perceptions that distort the history of the war. Blake Memorial Library, East Corinth, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 439-5338. Melinda Moulton: The CEO and redeveloper of Main Street Landing shares her “25-Year Journey of Green and Social Design and Construction” near the shores of Lake Champlain. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545. William Tortolano: The local musician and professor traces important musical milestones back to Vermont, including John Philip Sousa composing “The Stars and Stripes Forever” in Isle LaMotte and more. Second Congregational Church, Jeffersonville, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0155.

theater ‘Always, Patsy Cline’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Bus Stop’: See WED.05, 8 p.m. ‘Carmen’: See THU.06, 7:30 p.m. ‘Heroes’: See FRI.07, 8 p.m. ‘How Billie Saved My Life’: Amy Coleman reveals the soul of the legendary jazz singer-songwriter Billie Holiday in this revue. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8-9 p.m. $12. Info, 518-962-4449. ‘Rent’: See WED.05, 3 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘She Stoops to Conquer’: After realizing the man she wants to marry gets nervous around upper-class women, Kate poses as a barmaid to put him at ease in Oliver Goldsmith’s love story. Unadilla Theater, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. ‘Smirkus Ever After: A Big Top Fairytale’: Circus Smirkus switches up classic fables by Aesop, the Brothers Grimm and Hans Christian Andersen with acrobatics, high-wire hijinks and general clowning around. Montpelier High School, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. & 7-9 p.m. $15-18. Info, 533-7443.

words Book Discussion Group: Bibliophiles bury their noses in Joyce Carol Oates’ The Gravedigger’s Daughter. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. Bread Loaf Inaugural Reading: Michael Collier, director of the annual writers’ conference, shares the podium as faculty members Patricia Hampl and Brigit Pegeen Kelly read literary passages. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers Conference, Ripton, 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5483. ‘Get the Word Out’: Mouths form a medley of audible thoughts through slam poetry, open mic spoken word, rap battles and more. Outer Space Café, Burlington, 7:45 p.m. - midnight. Free. Info, 318-6162. ‘Poems & Pieces’: Audience members contribute to an evening of poetry readings by sharing their favorite works — with special emphasis on local materials. Bradford Academy, Bradford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4423. ‘You Come, Too’: Spend summer lingering on Robert Frost’s celebrated depictions of the rural life with Peter Gilbert’s readings and discussion of his seasonal poems. Vermont Humanities Council, Montpelier, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 262-2626, ext. 307. m

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SEEKING A SUBMISSIVE MAN I invite you to meet someone who truly appreciates you as you are. I do believe opposites attract so let me introduce myself. I am the more masculine woman who desires the woman in you. If you truly enjoy role reversal behind closed doors, contact me and see if we have any chemisty. domino50, 50, u, #113399 STEAMY SUMMER FUN Looking for a sexy, confident, fit male who can satisfy my cravings for hot, steamy, summer fun. Let’s make it a regular occasion if we hit it off. What have you got to lose? I need someone to keep up with me in the bedroom. Lets see how rough it can get... btownorbust, 21, l, #113225 MUSCULAR MASCULINE BIG-BREASTED FAT TOP I will tie you so you can’t touch me, tease you, slap your ass, watch you, put you through your paces, give you hours of pleasure. Be expressive. I will listen & I expect you to. You must be respectful of women. You must not be breaking a commitment or lying to see me. You must not smoke tobacco. top, 48, #113145 BURLINGTON BABE I’m looking for ladies 18-39 & in good shape for some playtime. I’m 29, 5’4, in good shape, and am just looking for some fun...light to heavy...no pain. This could be a short term or possibly a long term relationship-either way is good. oh_yeah, 29, u, l, #112857 NO NEED FOR LUBE! I’ve been in Vermont for a little over a month now and as much as I love it here, I’m looking for a little more unusual excitement. I need someone to go “explore” the town with. I’m into a fair amount of kink, but am looking to try more. SugarCookie, 23, #111805

IN NEED OF TOTAL SATISFACTION Hi, I’m 41 & live in central Vermont. My life is quite busy w/ my 2 kids, so meeting anyone new is almost impossible. Looking to meet a man who can be discreet (my kids don’t need to know everything...), honest & STD-free (I am). Get in contact w/ me & we can see where things go from there... lustylefty, 41, #114108

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WATCH HOW BAD I AM Looking for someone who will watch me urinate, and then play with it & tell me whether I have misbehaved. Don’t come alone - I prefer a TEAM effort. Are you excited about playing? I thought you might be... Bmore_ Bam_Bam, 29, #113811

I AM A PIRANAH CHOMP lets be real, i’m 19 and energetic. i’m not one of those skinny bitches you seen in porno’s but i sure can fuck like one! right now im single and looking for some no strings attached fun. if you are under thirty and think you can keep up with me send me a message. peace love and chicken grease bitches! pixiestickz, 19, l, #110656

GENDERPLAY Cute femme seeking discreet gender play. Open to most anything. vtlady, 24, #113792 LOOKING FOR A DADDY DOM i’m a 24 year old, fun, kinky little girl who wants to start a D/s relationship with a man who can be a Daddy, a teacher, and someone who can keep my smart-mouth in line. goodlilgirl85, 24, l, #113365

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COLLEGE MALE SEEKS FUN I’m an attractive M college student looking for discreet hook-ups w/ a F or Fs, 18-40. Not a chubby chaser, but down to try almost anything. 420-friendly. letsmakeadeal, 20, l, #114543 LOOKING FOR NEW ADVENTURES MWM w/college degree. On my own painting company. I’m 6’1, in need of some real adventures. Threesomes,(any combination), groups ... anything! I must experience it all! DISCRETION A MUST! looking4adventure, 44, #114521 SANE, CURIOUS, FETISH LOVER VERY curious about bondage play, searching for a creative, open-minded sexpot not afraid to let her imagination run wild. Maybe you’d be good at coaxing out my hidden girly side. Somewhat of a novice, but a quick learner. Do you enjoy having a boytoy to play with? Good at massage & willing to do most anything to please Mistress! mc, 46, #114511 HURRY! ACT NOW! HELP! I just lost my wife after a long battle w/ cancer. It’s been so long since I’ve had sex, I can’t remember who gets tied up! Anyone want to show me the ropes? SINGLE M, 47, seeks partners for sexual adventures worthy of letters to Penthouse. Your limits respected, your fantasies explored, your place or mine. telemrk, 47, l, #114509 LOOKING FOR PLAYMATES Dominant M, 48, looking for women to play & have fun with, NSA. Safe play and D/D free. 114192, 48, #114192 TEEN DUDES SEEK SEX TEACHER WOMAN We’re 2 teen guys who want to learn how to get a girl off. Looking for someone to practice on, ideally someone extremely hot. We are eager to please! younggunz47, 18, u, l, #114462 FUN ON THE LAKE? Handsome, educated, fun-loving guy seeks a M, F, or couple for fun & sun at home or on the lake. Like to give massage & pleasure of all kinds. Polyamorous & yet not promiscuous. Sexy, open minded & kink friendly. Leonardo_ daVinci, 47, l, #114451 NEED IT NOW I am looking for a discreet relationship. I would like it to be somewhat close to me so we can meet easier. I want this to be wild fun & exciting for both of us. Willing to work around your schedule - if you have kids, a public job or whatever the case is. justsex, 37, #110474 TEACH ME! Hi, I’m a bookish 18 y.o. I’ve never done ANYTHING, not even kissing. I’d like to meet a clean F, around my age preferably, to show me how things are done & maybe even stay w/ me a while after. Sorry I don’t have anything erotic to say, but don’t know what to do! tomemaster, 18, #114382

ROUGH SUBJUGATION & MIND/BODY RELEASE I like it rough. I like innocent/helpless subgirls & rebellious ones who want to be overcome. I am very good at subjugating girls who want it. I like biting, choking, spanking, slapping, whipping, shackling, face fucking, hair pulling, anal play, gags, clamps. All that & more, tailored to your interest/comfort level. Masochists welcome. 21, 6’, 210, caucasian, curly/brown hair, brown eyes, muscular. theRoughian, 21, #114377 INTELLIGENT, SUAVE & UNFORGETTABLE I am currently in an unsatisfying (sexually) relationship. She does not enjoy exploring new ideas as much as I do. I don’t have much experience w/ too many kinky things but I am a quick learner. I am getting to the age where if I don’t experiment now, when will I get the chance to? sex_champ, 25, l, #114356 LET’S SHARE EROTIC PLEASURES... If you’re a woman over 40 w/ confidence & a passionate sexual nature, let’s enjoy each other on occasion. Submissive male in the market for a real woman who wants all the lustful moments she can make. passionfun, 46, #114318 LOVE OLDER WOMEN Looking for older women who are still into great sex. You must be discreet. No other strings, just great sex. lets_hook_up, 40, #114298 EROTIC ADVENTURER Fun, adventurous, down to earth, best fit me. May be a little shy, too. Lookin’ to meet some fun & interesting ladies. Not necessarily looking for LTR, but if it turns into that I’ll have no complaints. Would like to find someone who’s full of energy, has an erotic wild side & is down to earth. mesadog, 31, l, #114203 BLKMALE4WFEMALE I am a well-educated, intelligent, easygoing, fun-loving, kinky BM w/ a great sense of humor. I enjoy fine wine & dining, working out, traveling & just chilling at home with a special woman. I am looking for a WF, 20-50, for occasional get-togethers & fun. Blkmale4wfemale, 39, l, #114183

OTHERS seeking… SEEKINGKINKYWOMEN Stable, experienced couple seeks... We like women, we are looking for a woman who likes that, too. We are 420- friendly smoking drinkers looking for a little kink. Some toy play & an enjoyment of oral fun w/ some voyeuristic exhibitionist interludes, the special wonder we both enjoy. If that sounds good to you, drop us a line. craving_couple, 30, l, #108319 LOCAL ARTISTIC COUPLE SEEKS... Like-minded F for intimacy. Let’s set a casual date & see where it goes! You: clean, attractive BIF. Us: saucy, outgoing, 420-friendly. anonymoose, 20, l, #114249 WIFE WANTS TO WATCH Just developed the urge to watch my husband have sex w/ another woman & he is all in. I might participate if she is hot. He is tall, dark, handsome. Very good-looking couple, in our early 30s, approached often. Must be discreet & send pics. Meet first to see if the chemistry is right. Don’t be gross. pleasureVT, 35, #114400 HOT COUPLE LOOKING FOR THIRD Hey ladies, hot couple in our 20s looking for a cool chick to hang out & play around with. NSA, just fun. Hit us up. twohotdirtyblondes, 23, #114130

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i Spy... Justin at OGE You’re from N.C. & helped me w/ camping gear. We talked dogs & past backpacking experiences. How’s puppy training going? Want to go for a hike? When: Sunday, July 5, 2009. Where: OGE. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906190

Smiling Crosswalker on N. Winooski You made my year w/ your smile. I’ll stop for you anytime. Looks like you are a real joy to be around. Thanks for your smiling gift. When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: Crosswalk near Qtees. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906174

see you naked I see you, I know you have seen me; our windows face each other. I wanted to know if we could ever meet ... or if we just love to tease each other. I am home alone most days. Just stop by & you will not be disappointed. When: Saturday, August 1, 2009. Where: Berlin. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906189

Blue belle on UMall bus I hopped on at the mall. Looking lovely in your light blue top w/ a tattoo on your left foot, sipping your iced coffee. I was bopping along to my iPod. Sporting a gray T-shirt, saltand-pepper hair, black motorcycle boots. Shall we have more iced coffee sometime soon? When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: 4:45 p.m. inbound UMall bus at UMall stop. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906173

Beautiful lady in Borders You were a beautiful, light brown young woman w/ medium-length, dark, curly hair wearing a blue/green/turquoise dress, sitting in a chair in the magazine section, reading a book. I was standing near you reading Newsweek, wearing a black Ozomatli T-shirt. I would love to meet you. When: Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Where: Borders. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906187 RE: poet who can fish I believe you may be talking about me. Where did you see me Thursday? When: Friday, July 31, 2009. Where: around?. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906183 Dark-haired Weather Man While leaving, I said to my friend, “Does it ever stop raining?!” You cleverly responded, “It didn’t rain yesterday.” I turned around looking into the eyes of a gorgeous darkhaired man. You drove away in a black BMW. I am the petite Asian in glasses. We should play when it doesn’t rain ;) When: Friday, July 31, 2009. Where: Price Chopper Williston Rd. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906182 Recycle North Beauty To the curly-haired, bright-eyed beauty who I crossed paths w/ in the corner of Recycle North: You made my day. I only wish I had had the nerve to ask you on a date right then & there. You bought a bunch of small starter plant pots. Please respond if the feeling was mutual. When: Friday, July 31, 2009. Where: Recycle North. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906181 Smiling Lady in Sundress We exchanged smiles while you were sitting w/ a group of people. Then caught me looking back while I was walking away. You had a nice dress, beautiful smile, dark hair & confident aura. Wondering & hoping to cross paths again. Life’s too short so thought to let you know here it would be great to see that smile again. When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: Vermont Pub & Brewery. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906180 Nice Face Ilsley in Midd.: Talked movies, just had to say, you’re beautiful. Didn’t want to make you uncomfortable there but wanted you to know. When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: Ilsley in Midd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906179 Rite Aid Hot Guy 7/31/09 at 8:30 a.m. in the Rite Aid Pharmacy on Cherry St. You were the tall, seemingly handsome man w/ brown hair, black pants & a white shirt. You were picking out Band-Aids & you drove a blue Jeep. I was the tall girl, brown hair, jeans & black shirt buying water. I would love to meet you! When: Friday, July 31, 2009. Where: Rite Aid Pharmacy, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906178

White shirt at Shaw’s We did the 2 glances & smile thing. I was stocking beer & you were wearing a white shirt & light jeans w/ a basket on your arm. You’re really cute. Drinks sometime? Coffee? When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: Shaw’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906171 Midd Coop I was (latina F) behind you (M) in line at the coop & you made my heart skip. You gave your name (CM) to the cashier & I know you live around here. I hope you are not married or in a relationship because I’ve been thinking about you since. Can’t wait to see you again! When: Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Where: Midd coop. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906170 A poet who can fish I am looking for this guy who I saw the other day. He likes to fish, actually is very into it, and likes to write. He is about 5’11, brown hair, green eyes, and I believe he lives in Rutland. When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: around. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906169 Xavier Rudd red dress cutie Thanks for the dance! Just about to ask you to dinner and you disappeared. Sorry about my dad’s remark. Where did you go? Hope you see this. When: Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Where: Higher Ground. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906168 Sugaree I see you all over w/ your boyfriend. You are such a beautiful person & he has turned you into the town joke. Listen to your gut. For proof check the PT period thread. I’d risk losing all my friends just to have the chance to make you happy. You deserve that - don’t let him make you think you don’t. When: Wednesday, July 29, 2009. Where: ILCC Green Room dancin’ in the streets. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906167 gay pride weekend So I was the gay boy rainbow outfit. Shaps & vest. I was wondering if other gay boys read the I Spys ... If so, if you wanted to meet me then & didn’t get to, I’m here - drop me a message. I am single & have benefits, hehehe. In Winooski. I’m Rick. When: Saturday, July 25, 2009. Where: Gay Pride weekend. You: Man. Me: Man. #906166

Ski rack girl Brown-haired girl who works at the SkiRack: You helped me w/ my rental bike & were so friendly. You invited me to join you for the women’s meeting on bikes this upcoming Friday, but I can’t attend because I live out of town. I frequently come up to B-town & I think we should grab some coffee, tea or a drink sometime. When: Saturday, July 25, 2009. Where: Ski Rack. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906160 Beautiful Rambler/dance student I hope whoever stole your blue wallet needed the $50 more than you do. You are beautiful & have a great vibe. I would have liked to talk more. My guess is that you are spoken for, but I figured what the heck? Hope to see you again, Eric. When: Saturday, July 25, 2009. Where: Ramble Ride, event. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #906159 Costco Saturday afternoon You have the most amazing smile... When: Saturday, July 25, 2009. Where: by the freezer section. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906157 Check-out girl, City Market We talked about sweet potatoes. I thought you were really cute. Coffee? When: Sunday, July 26, 2009. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906156 Blue? Eyes, Purple Scarf, Hannaford I almost ran you over coming out of the pasta aisle this afternoon ... and then I think I kind of just stood there in awe for a second before sneaking away. You’re cute & intriguing; I was scruffy & in need of a shower. When: Sunday, July 26, 2009. Where: Hannaford New North End. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906155 Just call him I would give anything to be loved the way he loves you & so would every other woman I know. You know you love him & he is a good man. Don’t wait for him to make the move. Call him, tell him, and stop running away from the thing neither of you can’t get away from. When: Monday, August 1, 2005. Where: NH. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906153 Danielle on the waterfront I spy a great therapist for scalp & soul every 5 weeks or so. You always have me looking & feeling better! Beautiful people like you make the world a nicer place. Till next time, thanks... When: Friday, July 24, 2009. Where: on Burlington’s waterfront. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906152 dark-haired beauty at Bolton You looked wonderful naked at Bolton on Friday w/ the rest of your friends! 6 of you all naked, but I don’t think you were a g.f. to one of the guys w/ you. Come on back again & join me! When: Friday, July 24, 2009. Where: Bolton Falls. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906151 Redhead w/ Dog To the redhead w/ her dog: I was working on Church St. when I spotted you w/ your dog. You were eating at the Rusty Scuffer. I walked over to pet your dog, Sierra, & it made me want to pet you. When: Friday, July 24, 2009. Where: Rusty Scuffer. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906150

Dear Mistress Maeve, I’ve been away from my boyfriend all summer, doing an internship abroad. I’m getting ready to return home, and then both of us will go back to college in different cities. I have a week to spend with him before we’re apart again for another month, and I’m realizing that I’ll be on my period for the time we’re spending together! Needless to say, having my period when we could be having sex sucks. Being in a long-distance relationship has been difficult on us, and I’m worried what will happen if we can’t be intimate. I’m wondering if there’s any way to safely skip a cycle by messing with my birth control pills? Thanks, Seeing Red

Dear Seeing Red, You should never go “messing with” your birth control pills without consulting your doctor. Give your health care provider a call and explain your situation. Nowadays, your doc can prescribe birth control pills such as Seasonale and Seasonique that allow you to have only four periods per year. You can even get Lybrel — a pill that gives you just one annual period. The side effects of these extended-cycle pills are basically the same as those of regular oral contraceptives. Still, some women and their health care providers are uncomfortable with radically altering the natural flow of things. If you’re reluctant to say goodbye to your monthly visitor, you can ask your doc about pills that shorten the length of your period by up to three days. Chances are, your health care provider will be able to help you in time to make your homecoming a memorable one. However, if you end up menstruating, don’t fret. Just tell your boyfriend you’re ready for a threesome — with you, him and Aunt Flo.

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Ryan working in williston You walked right by me w/ some garbage over your shoulder. You are really hot & nice butt! When: Friday, July 24, 2009. Where: Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #906146

Pride weekend I met these wonderful people at Battery Park event. The 2 guys I thought were hot: one wearing dress has a bfriend but his friend - ripped jean shorts & bandana - wonder if he’s single. If so & if he sees this, drop me a message. Let’s have lunch or movie if single. When: Saturday, July 25, 2009. Where: Pride weekend Battery Park. You: Man. Me: Man. #906165

Fela Kuti Project! First...what a band! Thanks for sending out the beat. I am not usually a public dancer, but I just couldn’t help myself! To the tall(ish) man dancing in the crowd w/ salt & pepper hair and dressed in blue/grey T-shirt & shorts: If you’d like to meet, please respond. Me...in grey and purple. When: Thursday, July 23, 2009. Where: Battery Park. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906145

Junior’s, lost my belt buckle? You convinced me to wait for my pizza w/ a cookie & good conversation, so I left my number on a dollar in the tip jar. I’d really like to go out sometime - I promise I’m better when I’m not so hungover. Either way, thanks for the cookie, the pizza & conversation. It made my day. When: Sunday, June 28, 2009. Where: Junior’s Pizza Downtown. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906177

Cute Corrections Officer I don’t know if that’s exactly your title; your shirt read “Jean”. You helped my scatterbrained self get settled to meet w/ an inmate & my co-worker. I have to say, you were quite distracting... =) Interested in having coffee or something sometime? When: Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Where: Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #906164

triathlete stud at Earl’s Cyclery You’ve been generously giving me swim lessons & said you work at Earl’s. I can barely pay attention to your advice because I am so distracted by your smoldering eyes & exquisite backside. You really heat up the water. I’d love to get a creemee with you & bet on the sunset. You know how to find me. When: Friday, July 24, 2009. Where: keeping me afloat. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906144

Runaway Coffee You had a suit on & had beautiful blue eyes. Some guy stole your coffee but you were nice about it. I was the girl in a gray tank & jean skirt. Single? Let me buy you coffee & I promise I won’t run away w/ it. When: Thursday, July 30, 2009. Where: Church St. Starbucks. You: Man. Me: Woman. #906176

2 lovely women outside muddy’s I was unlocking my bike & you 2 were sitting on the stoop near Muddy Waters, showering me w/ compliments right up until I biked away. I was running late to meet w/ friends, otherwise I would’ve taken some time to talk. You brightened my day. Allow me to return the favor. Coffee or tea? When: Tuesday, July 28, 2009. Where: outside Muddy Waters, 5:30ish. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906163

spotted you twice near Summit To the cute blonde girl I saw walking uphill toward Summit, Thursday evening from my Subaru. Also saw you shortly after jogging down Main just below Summit. I should have said hello but was already gasping for air. Get together sometime for a run w/ some intervals of walking? Me: black shorts, white T, in need of a haircut soon. When: Thursday, July 23, 2009. Where: near Summit St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906142

Williston Starbucks 7/23 I spy tall, attractive, mature blonde at Williston Starbucks on 7/23 around 9:15 a.m. You: nice pair of tight black jeans & colorful cowgirl boots. Me: tall, short brown hair, white shirt, yellow tie, grey slacks, black dress shoes. Care to share a coffee sometime? When: Thursday, July 23, 2009. Where: Williston Starbucks. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906141

Camouflaged Cutie You drive by on Route 7 about 10 times a day in your camo Explorer. What do you do for work in that white a-shirt? Does that cargo net really cut down on drag? Would love to see if the interior is as mysterious as the exterior. Get at me. When: Wednesday, July 22, 2009. Where: Route 7. You: Man. Me: Man. #906138

Belle de la minuit A remarkable, beautiful woman. Known to me in that blue dress you wore when I first saw you. Eyes show a soul so deep, a passion so strong. Enough to make a tear fall like a bead of sweat tracing down your back. Hear my voice from afar, ma Belle, and know that I am coming home to you. When: Thursday, July 23, 2009. Where: in my mind’s eye. You: Woman. Me: Man. #906140

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display rates: For Sale by Owner: 25 words + photo, 2 weeks $45. Homeworks: 40 words + photo, $30. Display ads: $22.95/col. inch. 3-D materials to create whimsical and imaginative artwork related to wind, energy and flight. On Tuesday and Thursday afternoon, campers will walk down to the ECHO Center to explore the exhibit Wind: Power and Play. Ages 6-8.

Introduction to Tap Dance: Sep. 14 - Dec. 14, 6:15-9:15 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Location: CCV, Burlington. An introduction to tap dance techniques, aesthetics and theory. Three-credit class. Instructor, Karen Amirault. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422.

drumming acting Acting I: Sep. 10 - Dec. 17, 11:45-2:45 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Location: CCV, Burlington. An introduction to the craft of acting. Includes work in improvisation, monologues and dramatic scenes. Three-credit class. Instructor, Ronni Lopez. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422.

business Start Up: August 27 - December 13, 2009, Thursdays and every other Sunday. Cost: $1,795/ grants and scholarships available. Location: Mercy Connections, 346 Shelburne Rd., Burlington. Info: Women’s Small Business Program of Mercy Connections, Lorna Lyons, 802-846-7338, www.wsbp. org. Start Up is a semester-long course that guides prospective and existing business owners through the necessary steps to write a completed business plan, while testing the financial and market feasibility of their businesses. The Start Up curriculum includes Financials, Marketing and Business Management.

burlington city arts Summer Camp: Clay Creatures!: Aug. 10-14, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Cost: $165/$148.50 BCA members. Location: Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Lions and tigers and bears. oh my! Do you love animals? Through carving and sculpting, campers will learn how to transform a block of clay into beautiful animal sculptures. Create leopards, elephants, cats, dogs and more! A bonus day on the wheel is included. Ages 6-8. Summer Camp: Kinetic Design: Aug. 10-14, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $180/ BCA/ECHO flat partner rate. Location: Firehouse Center and ECHO, Burlington. Learn the ins and outs of design and creative problem solving, working with a variety of 2-D and 3-D materials to create whimsical artwork related to wind, energy and flight. On Tuesday and Thursday morning, campers will walk down to ECHO to explore the exhibit Wind: Power and Play. Ages 9-11. Summer Camp: Lift Off!: Aug. 10-14, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. Cost: $180/BCA/ECHO flat partner rate. Location: Firehouse Center and ECHO, Burlington. 3-2-1 lift off! Work with a variety of fun 2-D and

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com. Teacher bios are also available online.

clay Ceramics at CCV: Classes start the week of Sept. 8. Location: CCV, Burlington. Classes in Ceramics I and II and Foundations of Sculpture, taught by well-known Vermont potters. Learn hand-building, throwing on the wheel and clay sculpture in CCV’s large and wellequipped clay studio in downtown Burlington. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422.

dance Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: The Champlain Club, Burlington. Info: First Step Dance, 802-598-6757, www.FirstStepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! Elements of Ballet: Join beginning-level adult/teen ballet classes Wednesday evenings at 6:35 p.m. Beginning/Intermediate students join our Saturday morning Combination Studio Class; 10:15-11:45 a.m. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from the Burlington waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@ NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Develop your rhythmic abilities, artistic sensibilities, mind-body connection and creative spirit. Enjoy strength, posture and body sculpting. Experience how dancers achieve that lengthened look, and find out how good ballet stretches really feel. Combination Studio students: Practice Pilates Mat and Reformer, Jump Board, Bartenieff Fundamentals, and a full ballet barre.

Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burlingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

fitness SHARKBITE. Join If You Dare!: Cost: $99/5 weeks, 10 classes, 5:15 p.m. and 5:30 p.m. Location: SharkBite Fitness Boot Camps, Morse Drive & Healthy Living Green, Essex Junction & S. Burlington. Info: Scott Bevins, 802233-3391, info@sharkbitevt.com, www.sharkbitevt.com. $99 fitness bootcamp if you enlist by July 31! Enter the most innovative and challenging bootcamp in the area. Do you have the guts to finally get in shape? SharkBite will catapult you to new levels whether you’re new to exercise or a fitness freak. See web for promos & details.

herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Taught by Annie McCleary and George Lisi. Sundays from 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Summer Term: August 9, September 20 and October 4, 2009. Tuition $300. $50 nonrefundable deposit each term. VSAC nondegree grants available. Primitive Skills: Shelter Water Fire Food (new program!) taught by Nicholas Neddo of Roots School. Sept. 5-6 and 19-20, 2009. Tuition $400. Nonrefundable deposit $50. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@ w isdomof theherbsschool.com, www.WisdomOf TheHerbsSchool. com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

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Frequencies of Freedom: Aug. 16, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Cost: $40/$100 sliding scale. Location: Coaching Center of Vermont, Inc., 1 Main St., Champlain Mill, Winooski. Info: Lea Belair, 802-8793454. Jana Shiloh is a talented homeopath and energy healer visiting us from Sedona, AZ. Create your own Emotional Essences using the amazing properties of “structured water.” Short meditations are involved, 15-30 minutes. Be part of this groundbreaking research! Space is limited, call to preregister.

Shipwreck Exploration: Cost: $18/person for a 1-hour tour. Location: Perkins Pier, Slip #34 at the Boathouse - in front of ECHO, next to Friendship, Burlington. Info: Shipwrecktour.com, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@stormboarding.com, www. shipwrecktour.com. See incredibly well-preserved wrecks from the 1800s without getting wet. We use an ROV camera - everything it sees, we see on screens on board. This is a unique and exciting outing great for families. We combine technology and history with a great boat trip on Lake Champlain. All ages.

jewelry Jewelry classes: Cost: $140/ mo. Location: alchemie, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. Info: jane frank jewellerydesign, Jane Frank, 802-999-3242, info@janefrank. de, www.janefrank.de. Learn how to make your own jewelry with a German trained goldsmith in a fully equipped studio in town. You will learn basic techniques but also be able to specialize for certain projects you choose. Capacity: 5 students. Monday mornings: 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Monday nights: 6-8:30 p.m., beginning Aug. 10, 4 weeks. Tuesday mornings: 10 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Tuesday nights, 6-8:30 p.m., beginning Aug. 11, 4 weeks.

kitesurfing/ windsurfing Kitesurf & Windsurfing Classes: Location: Lake Champlain: Charlie’s Boathouse, North end of North Ave., Burlington. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@ stormboarding.com. Learn one of two great water sports. Get windsurfing in 1 hour (thanks to modern equipment). Kitesurfing begins with a ground school lesson (2 hours) followed by your first water lesson (3 hours). See detailed info on www.stormboarding.com. Beginning and advanced, individual and group lessons available 7 days/ week. $60-$150.

language French Classes this Fall: Cost: $225/10-week session. Location: Alliance-Francaise, Lake Champlain Region, #304 Dupont Building, 123 Ethan Allen Ave., Colchester. Info: Micheline Tremblay, 802-497-0420, www.aflcr. org/classes.html. Alliance-Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region French School offers evening French classes at multiple levels taught by experienced teachers who are native French speakers. Four 10-week sessions run Sept. 14-Nov. 19. Classes meet 6:30-8:00 p.m. Tuition: $225.00 due with registration/includes membership in AFLCR.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult classes meet 7 days a week. Children’s classes resume on Wednesday, Sept. 2 at 4 p.m. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This non-competitive Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome! Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-6604072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and self-defense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free. Vermont Aikido: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-8629785, vermontaikido.org. Practice the graceful martial art of Aikido in a safe, supportive environment. Aikido training teaches body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility and flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Visitors are always welcome in the dojo! Class hours are at our homepage.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk

and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. WEEKLY MEDITATION RETREAT: Wed. nights at 6:30 p.m. Cost: $15/class. Location: King Street Holistic Center, 35 King St., Burlington. Info: Barry Weiss, 802343-7265. Meditation is the most effective stress-reduction technique in the world today. And a retreat is the most essential next step in your spiritual progress. You’ve got to get away from it all and practice the art of sitting still - and watch the ripples unfold into your daily life.

music Burlington Community Choir: Sep. 9 - Dec. 2, 7-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wednesday. Cost: $55/semester dues. Location: CCV, Burlington. Explore a variety of music including spirituals, traditional and contemporary folk songs, classical and world music. No auditions required; beginners and “shower singers” welcome! Non-credit workshop. Directed by Amity Baker. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422. Fundamentals of Singing: Sep. 8 - Dec. 15, 11:45-2:45 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Location: CCV, Burlington. An introduction to vocal technique, ensemble singing and musicianship for the beginning singer. Instructor, Amity Baker. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422. Music Classes at CCV!: Classes start the week of Sept. 7. Location: CCV, Burlington. Classes include: Piano I, Guitar I, Introduction to Technology in Music and Introduction to Rock & Roll. Music classes cover a variety of musical styles including jazz, rock, pop, traditional and world music. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422.

paddling Paddlesurfing: Cost: $30/ private/semiprivate and $20/student for groups. Location: Lessons launch from Oakledge Park unless otherwised scheduled, Burlington. Info: Jason, 802-881-4905, ja son @ paddle sur fchampl ain. com, www.paddlesurfchamplain. com. Stand up and learn everything you need to know about stand-up paddlesurfing in 1 comprehensive hour-long lesson from Paddlesurf Champlain. Lessons cover the unique features of a stand-up paddleboard, safety and weather considerations on the lake, basic and advanced paddle strokes, and balance and board-handling skills.

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photography Digital Photography Unleashed: Sep. 5-13. Cost: $35/5hour class. Location: Plainfield Fire Station, 169 Main St., Plainfield. Info: Wings Photography, Bryan Pfeiffer, 802-454-4640, bryan@wingsphotography.com, www.wingsphotography.com. Unlock the potential and creativity in you and your digital SLR or pointand-shoot camera. You’ll learn the inner meaning of those buttons and menus. And we’ll cover composition, exposure, field technique, digital editing and more. Three workshops (take any or all): Your Camera Revealed, September 5; Basic Image Processing, September 13; PhotoShop and Elements, September 13. Bryan Pfeiffer of Wings Photography is a nature guide and published wildlife and landscape photographer.

pilates ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pilatesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up. Natural Bodies Pilates: Discover the difference that true core strength makes for you in your life. See our full schedule of classes online, and call for special rates on packages and class cards. Call for a free half-hour consultation to come in, see the studio and find out how to get started. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (Rte. 127, 5 minutes from Burlington’s waterfront), Colchester. Info: 802-863-3369, Lucille@NaturalBodiesPilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Develop advanced body-mind awareness along with your articulate, strong and flexible body in a relaxed studio environment. Challenge your ability for coordination, flowing movement, and balance in small classes and private sessions. Join Pilates Mat and Reformer, Integrative Movement, Elements of Ballet classes, or try our 90-Minute Combination Studio class.

Stand-Up Paddleboarding Stand-Up Paddleboarding: Mon & Wed: 7-8 a.m.; Tues. & Thurs: noon-1; Tues.: 5-6 p.m. and Wed. 6-7 p.m. Plus on your own schedule by appointment. Cost: $18/person per outing. Location: Lake Champlain, Burlington based, but will visit other waterways. Info: Stormboarding, Rachael Miller, 802-578-6120, rachael@stormboarding.com, www. stormboarding.com. Stand-up paddling is easy to learn, fun, beautiful and a great full-body workout.

Visual Art Classes at CCV: Classes start Sept. 8. Location: CCV, Burlington. More than 30 classes including Introduction to Studio Art, Drawing I and II, 2-D Design, Life Drawing I and II, Digital Photography, Graphic Design, Paper Arts, Ceramics, Oil Painting, Acrylic Painting, Color Theory, Watercolor, Book Arts, Art History, Photography I and II, Foundations of Sculpture, Printmaking and Stained Glass - taught by wellknown Vermont artists. CCV offers a two-year program in Graphic Design and Visual Arts. Register now through August 28 at www.ccv.edu or by appointment, 802-865-4422.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/ post-natal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog. The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/ drop-in, $60/month (6 classes). Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802985-4406, www.shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates.

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2003 Outback 82K $8500 Perfect maintenance record. Car is in excellent mechanical shape. New pads & rotors. Recently inspected. Body is near perfect & interior in good condition. Auto. Info: Tucker Andrews, 802-434-3382.

2006 Certified Fusion SE 4-cyl. auto. 30+ mpg! Classy dune pearl clearcoat ext., sueded tan cloth int. Like new! Only 16K & 6-yr./100K powertrain warranty! $16,495. Info: EJ Barrette and Sons, Inc., 802-868-3327, www. barretteford.com.

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2005 scion XB Black, 5-spd., 39K, nice shape, 1 owner, incl. set of mounted snows & roof rack. $8900/OBO. Info: 802-279-3436.

Outings focus on core strength, balance, flexibility, having fun and enjoying the lake. Weekends feature family events, exploration outings & race series. Custom outings available - great for families or visiting friends. Burlington based but mobile.

Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 802-8647902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

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Cars/Trucks 1969 Buick Skylark 94K original miles, 350 w/ quadrajet, new turbo 350 trans, power S/B, A/C. Great cruise night car, always gets a thumbs-up. $5400. Info: Jim Thomas, 802-234-7295. 1986 Ford Thunderbird w/ 60K original miles. Info: Rob, 802-238-8479. 1995 Subaru Legacy sedan AWD. Brand new: t-belt, tensioner, camseals, crankseal, valve cover gaskets, water pump, windshield inspected through 8/10, good tires, struts, brakes, exhaust runs great. 802-249-7266. 1996 AUDI A6 WAGON AWD Leather interior, Quattro, Bose premium stereo. Never smoked in, make an offer! $5K/OBO. Info: 551-206-9218. 1998 VW Golf GL 2.0 5-spd., air, alarm, power locks, 2 airbags, Pioneer CD, aftermarket 15 alloy wheels w/ extra set of steel wheels. Info: 802-229-0479. 1999 Toyota Camry Great car, many miles left, quirky but worth it. Needs some work & I simply cannot afford to do it. KBB value $2900. Selling $2300. Info: 802224-6914. 1999 Toyota Camry Power everything, CD player, inspected this past Spring. KBB value under fair condition recommended selling for $2915. Asking $2300. Call for more info. Info: Kali, 802-2246914. 1999 VW Jetta Wolfsburg Great 1st car for my daughter could now be yours, started every cold winter morning. Needs a little work but price is right. Info: Alan Hunton, 802-578-5313, alanhunton@msn.com. 2000 Chevy S-10 truck 4WD Extended cab. Recently inspected, all maintenance done & paid for incl. tune up, oil change, etc. Good tires. 96K. 1 owner, no accidents. Trailer hitch up. Good truck. Call Kelly or Glenn at 9859223.

2006 Subaru Tribeca-LTD. As loaded as possible! Touchscreen nav., DVD, heated black leather, dual climate control, sunroof, rear air, 7-passenger seating, excellent condition, still under warranty! Asking $18,999! Info: 802-8767471, elzs_email@yahoo.com. 2007 Jeep Liberty Excellent reliable vehicle, particularly for winter travel to Bolton, Stowe & Sugarbush. 1 owner (chick). 4WD. New tires. CD/AC. Back wheel cover. Mint condition. Info: 518524-6253. Auto Auction 3 Saturdays ea. month. Open to the public. Info: 802-878-9200, THCAuction.com. Mitsuibishi 3000GT Beautiful, auto. Bright red sports car & nice ride! Please call after 5:30 p.m. & lv. msg. Info: Frank Naef, 802879-1098.

Motorcycles 2001 Kawasaki W650 Have a blast. 55 mpg. Moto was designed to look like a Triumph. Reliable, 2nd owner, garaged, new tires, deluxe & cool saddle bags. Info: 518-576-9593. 2007 CBR 600 RR Red, silver, black. Like new. No time to ride. After-market parts. $7000/OBO. Contact Bobby, 802-274-4817. 2007 Kawasaki Ninja 250 Very well maintained. Looks new. Check the web page for more details. Lots of free stuff w/ motorcycle. Info: Sreedhar Manchu, 802-922-1326, www.cems.uvm. edu/~smanchu/motorcycle.html.

Recreational Vehicles 2007 Suzuki Eiger 400 4x4 utility quad in great condition! Only 500 miles. $4500/OBO. Call Nick at 802-272-4381 or 802-2724670.

2001 Honda Odyssey $6200, EX-Navi edition, new transmission, good tires & brakes, well maintained, 150K. Info: 802-7357241.

2003 Nissan Maxima SE Clean, 3.5L, 245hp, V6 auto. ltd. slip w/ sport suspension & 17” alloy wheels, silver w/ black cloth, power S/M & HID xenon headlights. 92K. $8000/OBO. Info: 802-249-1261.

Burlington Vermont House Avail now. Downtown on Main St., 2-BR, 1.5-BA, W/D on-site, parking, heat & A/C incl., 5th-floor corner unit w/ lake views. Small dog considered. $1600/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229.

Absolutely Beautiful 2 BR Gorgeous, 1 BA ( 2nd floor of duplex), walking distance to UVM/ downtown. New kitchen w/ cherry cabinets, stainless appliances, new BA w/ hickory cabinets, ceramic. HDWD throughout, W/D, nice yard w/ deck, off-street parking for at least 2 cars. $1475/ mo. (not incl. utils., garbage/ snow removal), $1475 sec. dep. Avail. Sept. 1. See www.aptburlington.com for pictures & more info. Info: Duncan Canpbell, 514993-8610.

Burlington, Colchester Ave 2-BR apts. Avail. 8/1. 1 apt. avail. now. Clean, convenient to UVM/ hospital. Heat, HW, trash, offstreet parking incl. On bus line. NS/pets. Dep. yr. lease. $1000$1150/mo. 1-BR apt., $800/mo. Info: 802-985-4196.

Beautiful Downtown Burl. 3-BR, quiet, 2nd-floor apt. Bright, spacious. Lg. kitchen, porches, storage, W/D. Near downtown/ FAHC. New gas furnace. $1860/ mo. + utils. NS/pets. Avail. Sept. 1. Info: 802-862-4584. Bristol 3-BR apt. in beautiful, convenient downtown Bristol. Incl. water, sewer, off-street reserved parking, storage unit. Tenant pays heat, electric. NS/pets. $775/mo. Avail. Sept. 1. Info: 802-453-4065. Bristol Village 1+ BR Lg., sunny, clean & bright, white pine floors, gas heat, backyard, offstreet parking, storage, walking distance to downtown. NS/pets. $675/mo. + utils. Avail. Immed. Info: 802-453-5841. Bristol Village Duplex $1100/mo. incl. heat. Avail. Aug. 1. Spacious, fenced yard, W/D, clean, homey, pets allowed on case-by-case basis. 1-yr. lease. Refs., 1st, deposit required. Info: 802-338-1660. Burlington Avail. June 1. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in Hill Section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high-end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/pets. Refs. req. $3500/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net. Burlington Close to Oakledge Park & Shelburne Rd. Lg. traditional 2-BR apt. Some HDWD, LR, great closets/storage. Off-street parking. Yearly lease. NS/pets. $1095/mo. Incl. elec. Avail. after 8/20. Info: 802-476-4071. Burlington 64 N. Winooski Ave. Avail now. Lg. studio, full kitchen, 3/4-BA, heat incl. Pets considered. $775/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington Lg. sunny 2-BR, 185 N. Willard St. NS/pets. Parking. $1250/mo. + utils. Info: 802-6580621. Burlington Avail. now, 515 S. Union St., 4-BR lg. house, HDWD floors, fireplace, DR, 2-car garage, basement, full BA, 2 porches, W/D. $2400/mo. Avail. now. Sm. 1-BR, 43 N. Union, heat & HW incl. $840/mo. Avail. 9/1. 3- & 4-BR apts. & house. $1350-$2400/mo. No dogs. Info: 802-862-7467. Burlington 3-BR w/ nice open deck, new paint/flooring. Lg. eatin kitchen. Excellent parking. NS/ pets. Avail. now. $1650/mo. Info: 802-598-8782.

2001 VW Jetta GLS VR6 Go Fast can be your co-pilot. Info: Alan Hunton, 802-578-5313, alanhunton@msn.com. 2003 Chevrolet S10 ZR2 Auto., 4WD, LS, power W/L, tilt wheel, cruise control, CD, bed liner, ladder rack, 142K, would make a great work truck. 4 new winter tires. Info: 318-780-1060.

2 & 3 BRs Brand New Heat, water/HW, trash, snow removal, garage parking, elevator, HDWD, DW, deck, extra storage. Beautiful, brand new, never lived in. Large suites. Must see. Info: Clock Tower Square, 802-951-2457, www. clocktowersquare.net.

For Rent 1-3-BR Affordable Apts. 1-BR apts., $817/mo. 2-BR, $966/mo. 3-BR, $1179/mo. Incl. heat & HW! Weekly yoga classes, fitness center, movie room & monthly community events! To qualify: 1 person makes less than $31,740/ yr., 2 people <$36,300 combined, 3 people <$40,800 combined, 4 people <$45,360 combined. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com.

Burlington 137 Elmwood Ave Avail now. 2-BR, 3/4-BA, upstairs unit, no pets, close to downtown. $850/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington Colchester Ave. 3-BR. Parking, W/D. No dogs. Avail now. $1185/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com. Burlington Duplex 2 BR Lg. South End duplex, gas heat, $1250/mo. incl. trash, water, winter parking, backyard. Deposit, refs., lease, no pets. Call 660-8957.

Burlington, Lg. 2-BR Front deck, W/D, 3-season porch, private backyard, parking, walk to downtown. NS. Avail. Sept. 1. $1000/mo. + utils. Info: 802-9996631. Burlington, North Ave. Avail. now. 2-BR, parking, hookups, no dogs. $875/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.! 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on bus line. No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612. Burlington: Converse Ct. 2-BR 2nd-level duplex unit, HDWD, lg. living, W/D, 1-car garage. Clawfoot tub. 1/2 basement for storage. NS/pets. $1150/mo. 802-846-9568; www.HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@hickokandboardman.com. Burlington: Nice End Unit Valade: 2-BR, 1-BA townhouse, 3 y.o. appliances & flooring, W/D, deck, patio, garage w/ storage room. Avail. now; 1 year; no pets. $1250/mo. 802-846-9568; www. HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com. By the Week Boarding house, semi-furnished rooms, util./cable TV/Wi-Fi incl., lg. yard, central Winooski location, bus stop, free parking. $147/wk., $100 dep. Call Shawn 802-288-6279 for rental application. Cambridge Sm. unique, 2-BR house, secluded, greenhouse, pond, gas heat, plowing, electric incl. $750/mo. 1st, last, security. Info: 802-644-5358. Cambridge Village 2 BR Nice, over Post Office. Walk to stores. Ski at Smuggs. 30-40 minutes to Essex or Burlington. No pets. Gas heat. $695/mo.+. Info: 802-8638200. Colchester 3-BR Home Ranch, 2-BA, 2 car, gas fireplace, HDWD floors, lg. fenced lot, new appliances, gas heat. Pet considered. NS. $1795/mo. Info: kpepperfl@ gmail.com. Colchester On Water Unsurpassed 3-BR+office, 3-BA custom home, cathedral ceilings, professionally designed kitchen, astonishing views. Furnished or not. Now; 1-yr. lease. NS/pets. $2500/ mo. incl. heat! $2600 furnished. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Downtown: Renovated! Drew St: Clean 2-BR, 1-BA w/clean clawfoot. Totally renovated kitchen w/ new everything (must see). Private yard, 2 off-street, new W/D. Small pet. Sept.-April/May. $1200/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman.com.

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UPDATED CLASSIC FARMHOUSE

2-3 BR ranch. New efficient hot water boiler in 2008. Newer kitchen and bath, hardwood floors, HUGE fenced yard, Ethan Allen Park, K-8 schools just around the corner. $218,000 at 27 Charity Street. Info: 865-1778.

Fairfax. Tastefully updated farmhouse. Wonderful pastoral views. Custom kitchen. Handcrafted maple cabinets, slate countertops. Attached studio; ideal work space or convert to income producing separate living space. $239,900. 802-310-4427, http://sites.google. com/site/fairfaxvermontfarmhouse/ Home.

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8:31:32 AM 60 Brickyard Rd. Bright end8/4/09 unit FSBO-BKerr080509.indd townhouse (#32). 2-BR, 1.5-BA, extra lg. closets, new appliances in Aug. 2007. Beautiful Pella French doors. Open floor plan. Approx. 1320 sq.ft. $179,500. Info: 802-363-6389.

3-BR, 2.5 BA on private dead end road, 2616 sq.ft. contemporary home, deck off sunroom incl. Spa-hot tub, full basement, attached garage, lots of room for entertaining! Direct lakefront, boat ramp, docks. $575,000. 802-372-4131.

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4:01:18 PM “The Ledges”, 3-4 bedroom7/29/09 homeFSBO-DTurner080509.indd with open floor plan (2818 sq.ft.) in a great family neighborhood. Tucked away, yet convenient to anywhere in Chittenden County. $379,500. For more information please contact Ken at 802-891-6565.

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5:00:53 PM Opportunity knocks to buy7/8/09 this FSBO-KCudney071509.indd move in ready 3 bdrm, 2 bath, 2 car garage home. ½ acre lot, HW floors, gas FP, new appliances, new carpet/ flooring, family room & more. Close to bike path, shopping & elementary. Owner/Broker. $224,900. 802-3557453.

8/4/09& 8:27:30 AM Lowest priced South Cove home owner financing! Not a cookie cutter home – wonderful contemporary with flexible floor plan. 4-5 bedrooms, 3.5 baths, association beach, many updates, mooring, near bike path & shopping. Owner/Broker. $549,900. 802-355-7453.

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7/14/09 FSBO-KPepperBurlington-080509.indd 10:43:39 AM Walking distance to Church St., UVM, and Fletcher Allen. A charming 2-BR, 1-BA condo in an 1860s mansion with views of Lake Champlain and the Adirondacks. A must see! $255,000. Call Karl at 608-628-0718.

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ESSEX JCT. 2-BR CONDO Townhouse w/ basement in a quiet family neighborhood. 1.5-BA, DW, gas heat & water, W/D hookups on 1st floor. Near bus & IBM. This unit has been completely upgraded in the past 5 yrs. & very energy efficient. NS/pets. Must have good credit & refs. Lease req. Info: Armand Fournier, 802-865-2010. ESSEX JCT. APT. FOR RENT 1 BR, 2 floors, deck, off-street parking. Avail. $725/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Lease, deposit, references. 802863-3011. GEORGIA: NEWER COLONIAL Woods Hollow: 3 BR, 1.5 BA, 1664 sq.ft. 1.68 wooded lot. Kitchen w/ granite countertops, 2-car garage, deck. Nicely maintained. W/D, full basement. Aug. 1; 1 yr. $1575/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www.

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FSBO-KScherrer072209.indd 10:19:39 AM 7/20/09FSBO-MPogat072909.indd 4:34:07 PM 2-BR condo at Indian1 Creek, S. Burlington. Bright, sunny unit in fabulous location Located in Milton’s historic8/4/09 district, close to shopping, schools & recreation. 12 min. to downtown, 5 min. to Rte. 89. unique and cheerful house with Unit is located at far end of complex w/ minimal traffic. Excellent condition w/ rhubarb and raspberry gardens, large recent paint, carpeting & tile. Unit incl. 1.5-BA, ample closet space, fireplace living yard, walking distance to schools and room, solarium kitchen, deck, one car garage. Indian Creek is a park like complex w/ shopping, 0.38 acres. $200,000. mature vegetation, pool & tennis courts. See indiancreekcondos.org for more info. Info: 802-310-2016 or & photos. $219,500. 36cherrystreet.blogspot.com 802-484-7213.

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ADIRONDACK LAKEFRONT COTTAGE

7/29/09FSBO-PCharow-062409.indd 4:02:18 PM Beautiful old Adirondack lakefront cottage on Willsboro Pt. 5-BR, great room, stone fireplace, sleeping porch, deck, dock, nice beach, mooring, half acre with gardens and outbuilding. 1 hr. from Burlington. Unique place & setting. $419,000. Info: 518-963-4568 or tcwick56@comcast.net.

8/4/09 10:20:22 AM 1100 sqft. 3-level duplex with 2 bedrooms, 1 bath located in New North End neighborhood. Not a condo development. New improvements include appliances, roof, windows and siding. See http://sites.google.com/ site/764northavenueburlington/ for more! $185,000. 802-864-9767.

Investor or owner occupied7/23/09 will 1:56:58 PM find this a great opportunity. Side by side duplex; walk to village, easy access to I-89, 3-BR each unit, yard space, parking, lg. barn for storage or workspace. Excellent rental history. $270,000. 802-999-2025 or quepasa.t@gmail.com for more photos & info.

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HickokandBoardman.com. JEFFERSONVILLE/SMUGGLER’S Notch. 2-BR, 2 full BA townhouse. Fireplace, kitchen, tracking lights, all appliances. Extra storage in basement, gas heat. Walking distance to ski slope. $800/ mo. + utils. 802-879-6709, 802578-8980. LEDGEWOOD CONDO FOR RENT Lg. sunny 2 BR w/ bonus room, patio, pool, tennis, on-site W/D, propane heat, new carpet/windows. Quiet, private, 5 mins. to lake, bike path. Near shopping/ interstate. NS/pets. 1-yr. lease. $1300/mo. & sec. dep. Credit check & refs. Avail. Sept. 1. Lv msg. Info: 802-897-2630. LG. 2-ROOM EFFECIENCY Burlington, minutes away from Church Street Marketplace. Private entrance. Lease/sec. dep. required. No pets or off-street parking. $750/mo. + utils. 802-862-1463.

LUXURY APARTMENTS Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. OLD NORTH END: 2 APTS. Avail. Sept. 1: pleasant 1-BR, $700/mo. Spacious 2-BR, $1100/mo. + utils. Deck, offstreet parking, NS/pets, walk downtown. Nice landlady. Kim, 802-658-6852.

PANTON Private 2-BR, 2-BA 38acre country estate. Great room, formal DR, 3 porches, pond, hiking, ski trails. Immediate occupancy possible. $1900/mo. + utils. Info: 800-639-8052. S. BURLINGTON: 2500 SQ.FT. Beacon St.: Mayfair Park singlefamily-style duplex. 4 BR, 1.5 BA, all new paint, flooring, appliances. Great condition, 2-car garage, yard. Sept. 1; 1 yr. $1650/ mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. S. BURL.: VT NATIONAL Nicklaus Circle: Brand new 2-BR, 2-BA villa w/ 1956 sq.ft. soaring ceilings, chef’s kitchen, spacious master suite w/ Jacuzzi & walk-in. NS/pets. August 1. $2250/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-

846-9568, rentals@hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. S. BURL: 3-STORY HOME! Butler Farms: Freshly painted, 4-BR, office, 3-BA, spacious master w/ whirlpool & sauna, HDWD, loft. 2+-car garage, 2780 sq.ft. Now; year lease. $2350/mo. 802-8469568; www.HickokandBoardman. com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@hickokandboardman.com. S. BURLINGTON CLEAN 1-BR Off Shelburne Rd. Furnished (new box spring/mattress), parking, light cooking privileges. NS. Avail. Sept. 1 or sooner. Quiet street, great location. $500/mo. Utils. incl. $250 dep. Info: Lois, 802860-2863.

SCENIC MONKTON 1-BR Efficient 975 sq.ft. U-shape kitchen, HW, tile, W/D hookup, plenty yard area, parking. Plowing/mowing incl. Avail. Sept. 1. Very low heating costs, sunsets, storage. Lease. Info: Dolores, 802-9896408, petedoe@gmavt.net. SHELBURNE: NICE RETREAT Clearwater Circle: 2000 sq.ft., 2.5 BA, formal dining, HDWD, gas fireplace, porch, 3-car garage. Master BR w/ private BA. Beach rights. Aug. 1; 1 yr. $2000/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rental s @ hickokandboardman.com, www.HickokandBoardman.com. STUDIO W/ LAKE VIEWS ESSEX Bright, new, spacious, furnished or not, private setting w/ lake views. HDWD, tile, W/D. All utils incl. Dep., refs. required. Very near Susie Wilson Rd. Info: 802879-7581.

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TRAILSIDE at Bolton Valley 3-BR, 2-BA end-unit condo, remodeled, unfurnished, gas heat, fireplace, decks/views from all BRs, 20 min. to Burlington/ Montpelier. NS/pets. $1400/mo. + utils. & dep. 802-879-0230, lv. msg. Info: kp101@cox.net. UNFURNISHED APT. ESSEX JCT Spacious 1 BR, bright, clean, carpeted & well maintained in quiet residential area. Central to shops, library, bus. Snow & garbage removal incl. NS/pets. Lease, 1st month’s rent & sec. dep. required. $865/mo. + utils. 802-864-4645. Upper Maple St. 2 apts. Clean, quiet, bright, parking, private yard, heat, W/D. 2nd-floor efficiency w/ common BA. $650/mo. $675/mo. w/ deck. NS/pets. Refs. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@ comcast.net. Waterbury Avail. Sept. 1. Lg. 2-BR, ground floor. Off-street parking, W/D. $825/mo. NS. Info: John, 802-863-2959. Williston: End Unit Eastview Circle: Adorable 2-BR, 1.5-BA, 1300-sq.ft. townhouse. Family room, gas fireplace, lg. back deck, 1-car garage, attic. Aug. 1; 1 yr. $1450/mo. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, 802-846-9568, rentals@ hickokandboardman.com, www. HickokandBoardman.com. Winooski 135 West Spring St. Avail. Sept. 1. 3-BR townhouse, 2-BA, W/D, basement, porch, parking, lg. yard. Pets OK. $1450/ mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Winooski Spacious & bright 2-BR w/ full BA, eat-in kitchen, lg. LR. New gas range, refrigerator, W/D. Attic storage, enclosed back porch. Gas heat. No pets. $900/mo. +. Info: 802-655-3325. Winooski 4-BR apt. 1st floor of duplex. Front porch, yard, offstreet parking, basement, W/D. $1400/mo. + utils. Avail. Sept. 1. 802-660-1808 or 802-863-0157. Winooski 1-BR w/ office Nice backyard, off-street parking, on bus line, avail. Sept. 1, $750/mo. + dep. & utils. No pets. Close to Burlington. Info: 802-999-6092, lisapickvt@yahoo.com. Winooski 4-BR Located on quiet side st. near colleges & hospital. Incl. spacious rooms, W/D hookups, deck, parking, friendly neighbors & responsible local owner. Avail. 8/15. $1475/mo. Info: 802-316-1912. Winooski Lafountain St. Charming, clean 2-BR apt. in nice neighborhood. Easy drive or bike ride to Burlington. Upstairs & downstairs. Gas heat, off-street parking, sm. front porch. NS/pets. $1050/mo. + utils. Great deal for price. Damage dep. 1-yr. lease. Avail. 9/1. Info: 802-655-3236. Winooski LeClair St. Avail. Sept. 1. 1 BR. $700/mo. Parking. 2nd floor. Quiet neighborhood. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com. Winooski, 3-BR House Completely renovated, lg. kitchen, new carpets, plentiful parking in private driveway, basement, W/D hookups, building for sale, scaled cash reimbursement if sells, $1700/mo., deposit/credit check. Info: 802-734-1050. Winooski: Duplex, Pets OK West Street: 2-BR unit, W/D, lg. partially fenced yard, basement w/ room for storage. $1250/mo. 802-846-9568, www.HickokandBoardman.com. Info: Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman, Kaitlyn Dorey, rentals@hickokandboardman.com.

For Sale 1st time home buyers Classic Village home in popular neighborhood, close to the park, library & village center. Inviting floor plan w/ spacious kitchen, HDWD floors & covered porch. Info: New England Landmark Realty, 866-3242427, lynntaylor@nelandmark. com, newenglandlandmarkrealty. com. 1st time home buyers You’re going to be pleasantly surprised at how comfortable & roomy this lovely totally renovated home feels. Just outside of Waterbury Village. Info: New England Landmark Realty, 866-324-2427, lynntaylor@nelandmark.com, newenglandlandmarkrealty.com. Riverview, Richmond 2-BR mobile home, very nice, HDWD floor LR, eat-in kitchen, 2-door refrigerator, cathedral ceiling, gas heat, deck, shed. Financing possible. Sale after divorce. $30,500. Info: 802-253-8841.

Housemates BURL HOUSEMATE WANTED Looking for quiet, female professional to share beautiful, bright apt. 5 minutes from Burlington, 2 minutes from I-89. 1 lg. BR, all utils., parking incl. Everything remodeled! Info: 802-238-0705, rjmiller1000@yahoo.com. 1-2 Roommates Needed $400/ mo. incl. heat & HW. Excellent references req. Close to Church St. Call anytime. Please lv. msg. Info: 802-734-4096. ALL AREAS - RENTMATES.COM Browse hundreds of online listings w/ photos & maps. Find your roommate w/ a click of the mouse! Visit: http://www.Rentmates.com. (AAN CAN) BURLINGTON Quiet location in 10-block radius of UVM/downtown/lake. Join 3 other mature adults in tobacco-free zone; respectful lifestyle; earnest efforts at urban sustainability & healing arts. W/D incl. No more pets. $550/mo. + split utils. Female preferred. Call between 4-9 p.m. Info: 802-658-4396. Burlington 68A S. Willard St. Furnished lg. room. Graduate student/professional preferred. 1.5-BA, W/D, kitchen, parking. NS. Artistic & intellectual environment. Avail. Aug. 1. $600/mo. incl. utils. 802-660-7172 or 802598-7423. Burlington/Winooski Roommates wanted to share lg. furnished house. All utils. incl.! 2.5-BA, W/D, parking, on busline. No pets. Rent individually or w/ friends. Year lease or summer sublets avail. $650/mo. per person + dep. Info: 802-863-9612. Downtown Burl. Roommate Female NS professional/grad student for Sept. 1. Spacious apt., 2 floors/BRs, W/D, backyard, close to waterfront, $490/mo. + utils., must be pet & plant friendly. Info: 802-922-2602. Free Rent, Free Utils. Share a 1-BR apt. at no cost w/ male. Convenient location in Winooski. Lg. kitchen. Plenty of parking. Info: 802-658-9999-233.

In Winooski, roommate 1 clean, quiet, NS, ND to share cottage-like house duties w/ female, 2 cats. $500/mo. incl. utils., cable, wireless internet (phone not incl.). 2-week deposit required. May exchange garden work for some of the rent Avail. Aug. 15. Info: 802-578-8393. Jericho Homeshare W/ Utils Well-kept home w/ 3 spare rooms. Single mid-age male seeks housemate. Power, heat, cable, Internet, parking, W/D incl. Deck. $650/mo. 802-899-2654. LakeFront Condo Waterfront. Northshore Dr. 2-level living. Fireplace, deck & amazing views. Beach & bike path right out front door. Heated pool, tennis parking. Furnished. www.7dspot. com/7c/addAd.htmnd. Info: 860916-7761. Monkton FarmHouse Large rooms, W/D, master BA, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Dr. Barn, garden space, etc. Amenities/utils. incl. Horses & pets OK. $450/mo. Info: 802453-3457. Quiet housemate wanted Clean roommate (grad or professional) for August ‘09. HDWD floors, spacious kitchen, W/D & parking. Close to UVM & downtown. $600/ mo. Info: northprospectapt@ gmail.com. Roommate for Townhouse Looking for roommate to share 3-BR townhouse. Incl. W/D, DW, cable, internet. Looking for living compatibility. Negotiable movein date. $650/mo. Share w/ 27 y.o. male. Info: Syrus Amedore, 802-578-5632, syrus.amedore@ gmail.com. SUNNY ROOM TO RENT in BURL Female housemate to share 2-BR condo. Lg. BR w/ some furniture & spacious closet. NS/pets. $550/ mo. + utils. Need more info? 8652447 or psherbs@hotmail.com. Searching for a housemate Looking for quiet, mindful person to share a 2-BR apt. near UVM & Champlain College. Rent incl. most utils., apt.’s in a nice neighborhood. Info: 812-322-9923. Sweet, quiet Burl. house Seeking responsible, considerate housemate. Peaceful, laid-back home by bikepath, lake, beaches, parks. Secluded, friendly neighborhood. Parking, W/D, porches, yard. I’m quiet, mature, respectful, open minded. Avail. Sept. 1. or sooner. $550/mo., share utils. Info: 802-864-2890. Williston House Master BR/BA, huge living space (1000 sq.ft.), private entrance, W/D, internet, satellite TV. Fresh & private. $750/mo. + utils. Call 310-2154. roommate to share house One housemate wanted to share 4-BR w/ 2. Free parking, W/D, lg. backyard. Quiet, clean, safe. $600/mo. Sept. 1, mo. to mo. Bill, 802-8815937.

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VT Fieldstone For Sale VT Fieldstone for Sale for steps, walls, walks, patio’s, etc. Installation available. Call 802-4335995 or cell 802-522-3994. Info: Frank Mitchell, www.mitchellquarry.com.

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Washer/Dryer “Green,” European ventless design: washes/ dries all in 1 unit; connects to normal faucet w/ included adapter, drains via hose into sink. Efficient, small, quiet. $400. Info: 802-825-8318.

Clothing/ Jewelry HELLO LADIES! “PAIZLEE’S” Women’s sassy, classy resale shop - storewide summer sale! Now! Awesome name-brand clothing & accessories. 34 Park St., Essex Jct. Hours 9:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. Mon.-Sat., Sun. 12-5 p.m. Now accepting fall clothing. Info: 802878-1166.

Electronics GET A NEW COMPUTER! Brand new laptops & desktops. Bad credit, no credit, no problem. Small weekly payments - order & get free Nintendo Wii system! Info: 800-840-5439.

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Furniture Beds Twin bunk beds, set, $150. Queen-size w/ zip-up pillow-top & baffles, $200. Info: 6109.

HOT TUB Spa - 2009 model Loaded w/ jets & horsepower, ozonator, cover, insulated & efficient. Under full warranty, never used. Retails $4495. Sell $2800. 802-734-0788. KING SIZE Mattress Latex & foam “Englander,” firm. Perfect condition! No springs, therefore no motion. Asking $200. Email or call Jane from 10 a.m. - 10 p.m. In Burlington. Info: 802-660-4909. Kid’s Furniture - NEW Kid’s furniture, new in boxes. Solid wood. Crib, 3 in 2, $345. Bunk bed w/ ladder, $350. Twin bed w/ trundle, $450. Twin mattress, $105. Nighstand, $95. 802-735-3431. Mattress & Box - NEW Therapedic Euro Top w/ warranty. Never used, new. Sell $275. 802-7353431. Mattress Sets - Brand New 100% new. 20 twin sets from $89499, 20 full sets from $135-499, 20 queen sets from $144-549, 20 king sets from $290-899. 350 sets in stock ready for pickup or delivery! Info: Underpriced Mattress Warehouse Co., 802-846-7622.

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Memory Foam Mattress - New Super high quality, all sizes, all new, all in stock. Twin mattress from $235, full from $344, queen from $390, king from $490. Info: Underpriced Mattress Warehouse Co., 802-846-7622. Vintage & Other Household furniture. Info: Rob, 802-238-8479.

Garage/Estate Sales Garage Sale Burlington, South End, 984 Pine St., Aug. 8, 9:00 a.m. - noon. HUGE BARN SALE Misc. household goods, toys, art supplies, piano, etc. Sat. & Sun., Aug. 8 & 9. 9-3. 142 Mt. Philo Rd., Charlotte, the barn with the red roof! Info: 802985-8963. Shelburne Garage Sale Furniture, housewares, collectibles, exercise equipment, flowerpots, Christmas decorations & more. Sat., Aug. 8; 9-1. 4421 Spear St. across from the cemetery.

Kid Stuff Vintage Wicker Toy Box Great. White w/ blue & pink decoration. Hinged wooden top. Clean & great for all the kids stuff! Info: Chris Miller, cjm.miller@yahoo.com. Wardrobe Changing Table Great dressing table that grows w/ your child. Starts off as a changing table then can be used for toys, clothes & storage. Info: 802-655-5579.

Pets 2 AKC Reg. Black Labs 20 months, neutered/spade, crate trained, novice level rally, tracking & agility. Info: Marian, 802922-5880. Adopt for Foster, NNEDR Check out nnedr.org to find out more about adopting or fostering dogs in need. Info: Northern New Engand Dog Rescue, adopt@ nnedr.org.

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Memory Foam Mattress Visco w/ allergen-resistant cover. Warranty incl., still in plastic, never used. Twin $350, full $450, queen $550, king $675. 802-598-0316.

Donate dog supplies NNEDR At 668 Pine St., Burlington. We appreciate crates, beds/blankets, new chew toys & bones, collars/ leashes, dog food/treats. Info: Northern New Engand Dog Rescue/Play Dog Play, adopt@nnedr. org, nnedr.org OR playdogvt.com. Ferret Seeks New Home My name is Balue, I come w/ a cage & everything you need to set me up! Info: Sarah Gilbert, 802-9995720. Puppy Foster Homes Needed We are currently looking for loving & patient homes. Home visit & application required. Please email or call. Info: Good Karma Rescue, 802-229-9435, goodkarmarescue@gmail.com, www. goodkarmarescue.org. Rescues! Dogs & puppies! Rescues from S.C. high-kill shelter! Home owners only! Adoption fee or donation depending on animal! UTD, altered, microchipped, flea treated! Info: Lynsey Barrows, 802-349-7594, lynsey.barrows@ uvm.edu.

Sports Equipment Indoor exercise bicycle Rarely used, excellent condition. Asking $250/OBO. Info: 802-922-5355. Kayak Storm Current Design 17’, rear rudder, front & rear hatch. 2 avail.: red or yellow. Orig. price $1600 + tax. Sell for $895 ea. Call Frank. Info: 802-860-1544.

Want to Buy Antiques Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966. Cash For Records & Stereos LPs, 45 RPMs, stereos, concert posters, music memorabilia, instruments. Convenient drop-offs in Montpelier (State St.) & Burlington (corner of Church & Bank). Buy/sell/trade. Info: Burlington Records & Riverwalk Records, 802-223-3334, saiddone@hotmail.com, www.BurlingtonRecords.com. Looking for cheap TV I need a TV cheap, preferred 30 dollars and under. Let me know if you can help me out. Number is 802-3996271, In Essex Jct. Info: Dylan Fireline, 802-876-7046.

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Bands/ Musicians Attn: Professor Doomsday International Shadow Government requests use of your talents. Contact hexdump2009@gmail.com for campaign parameters. Starting Something Big Singer & drummer seek the rest of the band. We’ll cover U2, Pearl Jam, Alice in Chains, while we write the anthems of 2010. Info: 718749-1535. Vocalists for Afinque! Afinque! (ah-fin-kay) is a tribute band celebrating the sounds of Salsa! If you can harmonize or lead & truly love Latin rhythms, join us. afinquemusic@gmail. com. guitarist seeks band Calling all young musicians w/ old-school tastes. Primarily need a drummer but welcome anyone who can add to original tunes. Influences: Neil Young, Sonic Youth. Info: 561818-2269.

For Sale ACOUSTIC GUITAR Seagull 20th anniversary; solid spruce top, maple back. Incl. case. $300/OBO. Info: 802-658-6469. BASS AMP U.S.-made Peavey TNT 150 w/ 15” Black Widow speaker; EQ; crossover; chorus. Great amp! $325. Info: 802-658-6469. ELECTRIC VIOLIN Incl. case & headphone amp/headphones for “silent practice.” $450. Info: 802658-6469. FULL SIZE VIOLIN $475 Never been used. Bought at Burlington Violin Shop. Made in 2000, by Eastman Strings. Part of the Andreas Eastman Series. Bow & case incl. Info: 802-598-8438. Tascam Digital Recorder Record like a pro w/ this 2488! Full of effects & on-board CD burner. Would consider trade/musical instruments. $450. Info: 802-8601544.

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Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@ myfairpoint.net, www.rickbelford.com. Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. Info: 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com. Guitar instruction All styles/ levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). Info: 802-8627696, www.paulasbell.com. Music Lessons Piano, guitar, bass, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 25 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@gmail.com. Professional Bass Lessons Former Grace Potter and the Nocturnals bassist, Bryan Dondero, avail. for lessons. 20 yrs. musical experience, in a multitude of genres/styles. All ages/levels welcome. Info: Bryan Dondero, 802-999-4971, bryandondero@ gmail.com, www.bryandondero. com. Voice Lessons Indiana University & Chicago Lyric Opera alumnus. Info: 802-598-1190.

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Wednesday, August 26 @ 5:00pm

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. ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 27, 2009, Nynex Mobile Limited Partnership 1 and Cellco Partnership, both d/b/a Verizon Wireless and Jacob & Harmke Verburg, filed application #4C1089-3 for a project generally described as: the removal of the existing dome at top and addition of a 5’ concrete extension and a 10’ fiberglass dome to the existing silo for a total height of 95.7’ agl, add up to 15 panel antennas in three sectors centered at 87.3’ agl including PCS (72” x 10.0” x 8.5”), deep cellular (47.2” x 6.6” x 5.8”) and 700 MHZ (71” x 11.2” x 4.5”) antennas and hidden within the dome, a 12’ x 30’ equipment shelter, a 500 gallon propane tank installed on a 5’ x 12’ concrete pad, protected by bollards, underground utilities connected to the existing service and connection from antennas to equipment shelter will run along outside of silo. The project is located on Verburg Lane in the Town of Richmond, Vermont.

The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Richmond Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 18, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 18, 2009. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 31st day of July, 2009. By/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658

E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 28, 2009, Ridgewood Estates Homeowners Association and Indian Creek Homeowners Association, filed application #4C0161-10 for a project generally described as: the construction of stormwater facility improvements to bring the system into compliance with the 2004 Engineering Feasibility Analysis Procedures. The project is located on Dorset Street and Swift Street in the City of South Burlington, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the South Burlington Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 18, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning 8/3/09 3:57:20 PM Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5). Dated in Essex Junction, Vermont, this 30th day of July, 2009. By/s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5658 E/ peter.keibel@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION # 4C0663-5A 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On July 10, 2009, T-Mobile Northeast LLC, c/o Mark Hall, Esq.,, 1 Church Street, PO Box 1307, Burlington, Vermont 05402-2311 and Hillside Properties, LLC, c/o William Dunn, 312 Hurricane Lane, Williston, Vermont 05495 filed application #4C0663-5A for a project generally described as the installation of four panel antennas, mounted on an existing 21’ rooftop with related equipment. The project is located off of 312 Hurricane Lane in Williston, Vermont. The District Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Town Office, the County Regional Planning Commission, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 database” and entering the case number above.

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Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Raymond J. LeClair by Warranty Deed from North Star Corporation, dated June 8, 1976, and recorded in Volume 28, Pages 230-232 of the Town of Colchester Land Records.

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No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 17, 2009, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission set the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 16th day of July, 2009. By/s/Geoffrey W. Green, District Coordinator, 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802)879-5657 Burlington Housing Authority Hillside Terrace Sealed bids from Construction Contractors for the Exterior Siding Replacement will be received by: Burlington Housing Authority, 65 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401 until 2pm on Friday, August 14, 2009 and then at said location publicly opened and read aloud. Upon publication of this ad information for Plan & Specifications and other Contract documents can be obtained for a fee of $25.00/set non-refundable at Blueprints Etc., 20 Farrell Street, #101, South Burlington, VT 05403 Bid & Contract Forms, Plans & Specifications and other contract documents can be viewed at the following locations: Burlington Housing Authority, 65 Main Street, Burlington, VT 05401 Works in Progress, 20 Farrell Street, South Burlington, VT 05403 A Bid Security of 5% of the bid amount is required at the bid opening. The successful bidder shall provide an assurance of completion in the form of: a performance & payment bond pursuant to the contract documents, as may be required by state law or, a separate performance and payment bond, each for 50 percent or more of the contract price or, a 20 percent cash escrow or, a 25 percent irrevocable letter of credit. Improper assurances of completion may be sufficient cause for rejection of the accompanying bid. The owner reserves the right to waive informalities or to reject any and all bids. Bidders may not withdraw their bids within 30 days after the date of bid opening. All bidding processes shall be in accordance with State law. To request bidding information or obtain further information contact: Jeff Metcalf Asset Manager Burlington Housing Authority (802) 864-0538 ext. 225

Any interested individuals can pick up petitions (30 valid signatures required) from the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office or visit the City’s website at ci.burlington. vt.us. Any questions, please contact Lori at 865-7136 or via email: lolberg@ ci.burlington.vt.us. STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0850-08 CnC VERMONT FEDERAL CREDIT UNION, Cross-Claim Plaintiff v. JOHN E. GIBEAULT and BEEB E. GIBEAULT, and any other Occupants of 481 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont, Cross-Claim Defendants.

In accordance with a Judgment and Decree of Foreclosure and Order of Public Sale, dated February 9, 2009, and by virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by John E. Gibeault and Beeb E. Gibeault to Vermont Federal Credit Union, dated October 31, 2005, and recorded in Volume 547 at Pages 447-451 of the Town of Colchester Land Records, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing, the same will be sold at Public Auction at 1:00 pm on the 24th day of August, 2009, at the property located at 481 Colchester Point Road, Colchester, Vermont, all and the singular the premises described more particularly in the said mortgage, subject to any unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any, to wit: Being all the lands and premises conveyed to John E. Gibeault and Beeb E. Gibeault by Warranty Deed of Carol A. Magnus and Tammy L. Jenkins, dated January 15, 1992, of record in Volume 190, Page 131 of the Land Records of the Town of Milton, being further described as follows: Being all the land and premises conveyed Tammy L. Jenkins and Carol A Magnus by Warranty Deed of William C. Stafford and Diane M. Stafford dated December 5, 1989 and recorded in Volume 163, Pages 572-573A of the Land Records of the City of Colchester. Said lands and premises are more particularly described as follows: A lot of land with dwelling house thereon, situated on the southerly sideline of Colchester Town Road No. 30, commonly known as Airport Road. Said lot is more particularly described as follows: Commencing at a point which marks the intersection of the westerly sideline of Tanglewood Drive, so-called, and the southerly sideline of Colchester Town Road No. 30, said point being the northeasterly corner of the lot herein conveyed; thence, proceeding in a westerly direction in and along the southerly sideline of said Town Road No. 30 a distance of 300 feet to a point; thence deflecting to the left forming an interior angle of 90 and proceeding in a southerly direction a distance of 131 feet, more or less, to the northerly boundary line of Lot No. 76, Waybury Road; thence, deflecting to the left and forming an interior angle of 90 and proceeding in an easterly direction in and along the northerly sideline of said Lot No. 76 a distance of 150 feet, more or less, to a point which marks the northeasterly corner of said lot No. 76; thence deflecting to the left, forming an interior angle of 90 and proceeding in a northerly direction in and along the westerly sideline of Lot No. 74 to a point which marks the northwesterly corner of said Lot No. 74, thence, deflecting to the right at right angles and proceeding in an easterly direction in and along the northerly sideline of said Lot No. 74 a distance of 150 feet to a point in the westerly sideline of Tanglewood Drive; thence, deflecting to the left, forming an interior angle of 90 , and proceeding in a northerly direction in and along the westerly sideline of said Tanglewood Drive a distance of 55 feet to the point or place of beginning.

In the aforementioned Warranty Deed from North Star Corporation to Raymond J. LeClair, one of the boundary lines to said lot was incorrectly stated as 126 feet. In fact, said line is 78 feet, more or less. Said lot is bounded on the north by the Town Road No. 30, on the east by Tanglewood Drive and Lot No. 74, on the west by a parcel of land owned by the Laurel Hill North Association, Inc., and bounded on the south by Lot No. 74 and Lot No. 76. Terms of Sale: Ten Thousand Dollars ($10,000.00) paid in cash, treasurer’s check or certified check at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Closing to take place within forty five (45) days of the auction. The sale is subject to unpaid taxes, municipal assessments, or superior liens thereon, if any. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Johnson & Finnigan, LLP, 80 Midas Drive, 3rd Floor, South Burlington, Vermont 05403, telephone (802) 660-9393. THE MORTGAGOR IS HEREBY NOTIFIED THAT AT ANY TIME BEFORE THE FORECLOSURE SALE, THE MORTGAGOR HAS A RIGHT TO PETITION THE SUPERIOR COURT FOR THE COUNTY IN WHICH THE MORTGAGED PREMISES ARE SITUATED, WITH SERVICE UPON THE MORTGAGEE, AND UPON SUCH BOND AS THE COURT MAY REQUIRE, TO ENJOIN THE SCHEDULED FORECLOSURE SALE. FAILURE TO INSTITUTE SUCH PETITION AND COMPLETE SERVICE SHALL THEREAFTER BAR ANY ACTION OR RIGHT OF ACTION OF THE MORTGAGOR BASED ON THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER TO CONDUCT THE FORECLOSURE SALE, OR COMPLIANCE BY THE MORTGAGE HOLDER WITH THE NOTICE REQUIREMENTS AND OTHER CONDITIONS OF SECTION 4532 OF TITLE 12. AN ACTION TO RECOVER DAMAGES RESULTING FROM THE SALE OF THE PREMISES ON THE DATE OF THE SALE MAY BE COMMENCED AT ANY TIME WITHIN ONE YEAR FOLLOWING THE DATE OF THE SALE, BUT NOT THEREAFTER. Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 19th day of June, 2009. By: Michael D. Johnson, Esq. Johnson & Finnigan, LLP 80 Midas Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 (802) 660-9393 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. 1312-08 CnC Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. as Trustee for Option One Mortgage Loan Trust 20061 Asset-Backed Certificates, Series 2006-1, Plaintiff v. Dolan Patrick, Twin Oaks (Cluster 2) Condominium Association, Inc. And Occupants residing at 39 Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Option One Mortgage Corporation to Dolan Patrick dated October 14, 2005 and recorded in Volume 737, Page 443 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 8:30 A.M. on August 12, 2009, at 39 Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Dolan Patrick by Warranty Deed of Alison Curran dated June 28, 2001 and recorded in Volume 510 at Page 313 of the City of South Burlington Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Wells Fargo Bank, N.A. as Trustee By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. Chittenden Superior Court Docket No. S124-08 CnC ERNEST AUCLAIR, TRUSTEE AND MILDRED AUCLAIR, TRUSTEE Plaintiffs v. API PROPERTIES, INC., MICHAEL ANDERSON and MICHAEL BURNETT, d/b/a BURNETT CONTRACTING. Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue of and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage granted by API Properties, Inc., to Ernest Auclair, Trustee, and Mildred Auclair, Trustee, recorded on July 18, 2005 in Volume 326, Page 613 of the Shelburne Land Records , and pursuant to an Order and Decree of Foreclosure, and Order of Public Sale, issued by the Chittenden Superior Court on March 16, 2009, Docket No. S124-08 CnC, for the purposes of foreclosing the same, there will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on August 18, 2009, at 61 Pond Road, Shelburne, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being a portion of the land and premises conveyed to API Properties, Inc., by Warranty Deed of Ernest Auclair and Mildred Auclair, Trustees, and further described as being a vacant parcel of land consisting of 125 acres, more or less, located in the Town of Shelburne, Vermont and known and designated as 61 Pond Road. Terms of Sale: $25,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Shelburne, and will be sold “AS IS and WHERE IS”. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Clarke Demas & Baker, 346 Shelburne Road, Burlington, Vermont 05401, 652-1400. Dated at Burlington, Vermont, this 20th day of July, 2009. Ernest Auclair, Trustee, and Mildred Auclair, Trustee By: Elizabeth M. Demas, Esq. Clarke Demas & Baker PO Box 4484 Burlington, Vermont 05406 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1247-08 CnC Wachovia Bank, NA, Plaintiff, v Kelley M. Elwood and Kevin Rich, and Any Other Occupants of 72 Sunnyview Drive, Jericho, Vermont, Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated July 6, 2007 from Kevin Rich and Kelley M. Elwood to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Novastar Mortgage, Inc. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on July 18, 2007 in Volume 262, Page 343 of the Town of Jericho Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. (MERS), as Nominee for Novastar Mortgage, Inc., to Wachovia Bank, NA, by Assignment dated June 17, 2008 and recorded on June 25, 2008 in Volume 269, Page 422 of the Town of Jericho Land Records.

The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 3:00 o’clock PM, on the 18th day of August, A.D. 2009, at the subject premises of 72 Sunnyview Drive, Jericho, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Kelley M. Elwood and Kevin Rich by Quitclaim Deed of Kelley M. Elwood dated July 6, 2007 and recorded in Volume 262, Page 341 of the Town of Jericho Land Records and being more particularly described therein as follows: “Said lot is situated on the southwesterly side of Sunny View Drive and is more particularly described as beginning at a point on said side of said Drive where the lot herein conveyed intersects with Lot No. 47 on said Plan; thence proceeding in a southwesterly direction along the boundary lines of said lots a distance of 127.52 feet to a point; thence deflecting to the right at an included angle of 70 degrees 31’ and proceeding a distance of 107.61 feet to a marker and continuing at an included angle of 176 degrees 16’10” a further distance of 65.51 feet to a point; thence deflecting to the right at an included angle of 105 Degrees 38’ and proceeding a distance of 137.63 feet to a point in said side of said drive; thence deflecting to the right at an included angle of 71 degrees 23’20” and proceeding along said side of said drive a distance of 159.85 feet to the point of first course mentioned. “Being Lot #45 with all buildings thereon on the final property plan of Sunny View Acres, Drawn by Warren Robenstein, dated November, 1969 and of record in Volume 1, Page 1, Map 2 of the Plat Records of the Town of Jericho. Tax Parcel No. SV072” Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, P.O. Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: July 22, 2009 July 29, 2009 August 5, 2009 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 0456-06 CnC Washington Mutual Bank, NA, Plaintiff, v Rebecca Lee Samanci, Yavuz Samanci and The Vermont Community Loan Fund, Inc., Defendants. NOTICE OF SALE

By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain Mortgage Deed dated June 18, 2002 from Yavuz Samanci and Rebecca Samanci to Universal Mortgage Corporation. Said Mortgage Deed was recorded on June 24, 2004 in Volume 98, Pages 394-409 of the Town of Westford Land Records. The subject Promissory Note and Mortgage were assigned from Universal Mortgage Corporation to Washington Mutual Bank by an Assignment dated June 18, 2002 and recorded on August 12, 2002 in Volume 99, Pages 329-330 of the Town of Westford Land Records. The undersigned represents the present holder for breach of the conditions of said Mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same which will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 o’clock AM, on the 1st day of September, A.D. 2009, at the subject premises of 851 Woods Hollow Road, in Westford, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage will be sold as a whole. To wit: “Being a parcel of land and premises conveyed to Rebecca L. Samanci and Yavuz Samanci by Warranty Deed of Armistead Mason Lee, Eleanor Ruggles Cobb Lee, Ronald Lee Elson and Eleanor R. Leen Elson dated November 27, 1993, recorded in Volume 71 at Pages 33-35 of the Town of Westford Land Records. “Being a parcel of land and premises conveyed to Rebecca L. Samanci and Yavuz Samanci by Warranty Deed of Armistead Mason Lee and Eleanor Ruggles Cobb Lee dated August 5, 1994, recorded in Volume 74, at Pages 290-292 of said Land Records. “Being a parcel of land and premises conveyed to Rebecca L. Samanci and Yavuz Samanci by Warranty Deed of Armistead Mason Lee and Eleanor Ruggles Cobb Lee dated June 8, 1995, recorded in Volume 74 at Pages 293-295 of said Land Records. “Being a parcel of land and premises conveyed to Rebecca L. Samanci and Yavuz Samanci by Warranty Deed of Armistead Mason Lee and Eleanor Ruggles Cobb Lee dated August 5, 1994, recorded in Volume 76 at Pages 122-124 of said Land Records. “Being three parcels of land located in Westford, Vermont. Generally the premises may be described as being the 1 1/2 acre, more or less, home site located on the easterly side of of [sic] Woods Hollow Road and lastly being another parcel containing approximately 1 acre in size located on the easterly side of Woods Hollow Road, which said parcel sits southerly and adjacent to the 1 1/2 acre home site. “Subject to and benefitted by all rights of ways, easements, covenants, permits and rights of record. “Reference is hereby made to the above mentioned instruments, the records thereof and the references therein contained in further aid of this description.” Terms of Sale: Purchaser at the sale shall pay cash or certified funds, or produce a commitment letter from a bank or mortgage company or other lender licensed to do business in the State of Vermont at the time of the sale for the amount of the winning bid. In any case the winning bidder shall be required to produce $10,000.00 (ten-thousand dollars) cash or certified funds at the close of auction as the deposit against the sale. The sale will be subject to the Confirmation Order of the Chittenden Superior Court. The property will be sold subject to all unpaid property taxes and town/city assessments, if any. In the event the auction terms are confirmed by the Superior Court aforesaid, and the winning bidder is unwilling or unable consummate the sale, the deposit shall be forfeit. In the event the sale is not confirmed the deposit will be returned without interest. The Mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees, Attorney, P.O. Box 108, Milton, Vermont 05468, 802-893-7400. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Attorney for Plaintiff Publication Dates: August 5, 2009 August 12, 2009 August 19, 2009

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Vermont Public Radio is looking for an experienced, high-energy, smart, savvy, and enthusiastic individual to serve as Director of Development.

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Reporting to the President, the Director of Development will manage the revenue side of the organization, overseeing membership, underwriting and major giving, as well as Call special campaigns that advance Vermont Public Radio’s strategic plan and secure the financial future of the institution.

Clinician: Clinician needed to work with pregnant and parenting women with mental-health and substance-abuse disorders in residential and outpatient Treatment program settings. Candidates will work on a team with multidisciplinary professionals and participate in enriching professional development. Solid assessment, organizational and documentation skills required. Minimum of master’s degree in humanservices-related or counseling field; CADC and experience working with women preferred.

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Please submit cover letter and resume to: Jamie Tourangeau, HR Manager Lund Family Center, PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009. Fax: (802) 861-6460 Email: jamiet@lundfamilycenter.org

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The PPNNE Call Center, located in Barre, is seeking two part-time Health Care Associates. As the first point of contact for many patients, the people in this role are responsible for answering a variety of questions, scheduling appointments to meet patient needs, discussing patient finances, and setting the tone for the eventual visit. In addition, there are a number of daily administrative responsibilities. Currently available are one position for 33 hours/week; another for 30 hours/week. Extensive training is provided and benefits are available. Requirements for these positions include a bachelor’s degree or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired; a commitment to customer service and satisfaction; flexibility, initiative, creative thinking and a willingness to learn; computer, typing, filing and other basic administrative skills. If you are interested in joining our team of dedicated health care professionals, please send your resume and cover letter to:

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Looking for a motivated, flexible team player to join our growing childcare team. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

We’re currently looking to hire 1-2 responsible people for our retail store! Sporting-goods knowledge a plus. Responsibilities include outfitting athletes and sharpening skates. Will train the right person. Minimum high school diploma. Available hours are M-F, 3-7 p.m., Sat. 8-5, Sun. 10-4. Application deadline August 19. Apply in person to: Sports Central 135 Pearl Street Essex Junction, VT 05452

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CHSLV is seeking candidates to fill the following positions in our growing Lamoille Valley Community Health Center Practices:

Contact Krista at

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Qualified candidate must have a BS in nursing, a Vermont Teacher License with a School Nurse endorsement and demonstrated ability to work collaboratively in a team environment. This position will remain open until filled. Candidates may forward their resume and three current references to:

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Diane Kinnon Human Resource Department South Burlington School District 550 Dorset Street South Burlington, VT 05403, or apply at www.sbschools.net.

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Tired of your Just Over Broke?

Medicaid Waiver Case Manager-PT/ 24 hours:

This position is responsible for the delivery & coordination of long-term care services to individual patients who qualify for Medicaid Waiver services. Responsible for assessing physical, emotional and social level of patients; patient referrals to other disciplines as needed, effective management of caseload and coordination among agency staff and outside county services that benefit the patient.

Personal Care Attendant Coordinator-FT

Call 877-521-7799 or visit www.learnaboutfdi.com

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The Coordinator position acts as a liaison between the Case Manager and the Personal Care Attendant to allow a steady delivery of services and flow of information throughout the Medicaid Waiver Program. Responsibilities include PCA scheduling, visits and other activities; PCA program orientation & training; individual patient home visits and review & approval of PCA day sheets and approved patient flow sheets to insure integrity of the patient waiver plan of care.

Medical Social Worker-FT The Social Worker will provide clinical social work services to patients and their families as part of a collaborative team of medical professionals. This position also works with other community agencies and provides community outreach in a variety of ways. Candidate must have good assessment and planning skills and be able to work independently. MSW required, LICSW preferred; a minimum of two years experience. Qualifications for both nursing positions require an RN degree and current Vermont licensure plus two years of prior experience, preferably in a VNA/home health environment. Knowledge of and prior experience with Medicaid is strongly preferred for both positions. Candidates may send resume to cpaquette@achhh.org or directly to Addison County Home Health & Hospice, c/o Human Resources P.O. Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753.

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Ready to work smarter, not harder? Ready to take control of your time instead of giving it all to your boss? FDI is an International Financial Solutions company seeking four (4) marketing representatives. System is in place, will train for part time/full time.

The agency has three new openings within their Medicaid Waiver Program:

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Part-Time School Nurse

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2121 Essex Rd. Taft Corners,Williston Call 802-878-5524 before 11 a.m. or after 2 p.m. for an appointment & ask for Angela.

South Burlington School District

email: vemerson@chslv.org Fax: 802-888-3081 Mail: Community Health Services of Lamoille Valley Attn: Human Resources 530 Washington Highway, Suite 12 Morrisville, VT 05661

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START PRESCHOOL TEACHER POSITION (Winooski): Provide developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. 40 hours/week, 42 weeks/year. Starting wage $15.33–16.64/hour. Position includes health plan and excellent benefits, and requires bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, VT educator’s license, classroom experience, and experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special needs. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and record-keeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and Internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. People of color, and from diverse cultural groups, especially encouraged to apply. EOE. Please send resume and cover letter with three work references by email to: pirish@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please.

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Customer serviCe representative Jamieson insurance agency, Waitsfield ;;; Candidates must be friendly, organized, with strong communication and computer skills. Insurance experience preferred, but will train the right candidate. We offer competitive pay, Health & Life Insurance, Disability, 401K and paid vacation. Please send resume or ask for Cindy Carlson if you have any questions. po Box 7, Waitsfield, vt 05673 (802) 496-2080 • cindy@jamiesonins.com

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HowardCenter improves the well-being of children, adults, families and communities.

Child, Youth and Family Services

Manager

Housing Vermont, a statewide nonprofit development organization, is seeking a Project Manager. The primary responsibility of the Project Manager is the oversight and management of affordable housing construction projects throughout Vermont, from conception to completion. The Project Manager’s duties include working with the Vice President of Development on developing the scope of work and preliminary construction/rehabilitation budgets; establishing development schedules; administering the construction process, including architect and contractor selection; contract execution; inspection of work in progress; and monitoring the project budget. Since its creation in 1988, Housing Vermont’s core business has been the creation and preservation of affordable housing for low- and moderate-income families and seniors. Housing Vermont has a staff of 21 with an office located in Burlington, Vermont. www.hvt.org For a complete job description, please email jobs@hvt.org. Interested applicants should have 5-10 years experience with construction project management, excellent financial record keeping skills and the ability to work well in a team environment. Applicants may apply by sending a resume and cover letter detailing their housing experience to the attention of Kathy Beyer, Vice President for Development, at jobs@hvt.org.

Behavior interventionist — inclusion Program We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to join our team of professionals. Interventionists will develop therapeutic, mentoring relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. BA required. Submit resume & 3 references with application.

Developmental Services training sPecialist 40 y.o. woman needs 20 hours of support in the Burlington and Essex communities. She enjoys her volunteer position at a local church, socializing with friends, and various arts and crafts projects. Ideal candidate is a patient woman with similar interests. Personal care required. 8:30 till 12:30 Monday through Friday. Benefits eligible. Physically active 24 y.o. woman is looking for peer-age female to provide 20 hours of support. She enjoys hiking, biking, walking, going to the gym, cooking, and is working on independentliving skills. Ideal candidate enjoys a similar lifestyle. Monday through Friday schedule. Benefits eligible. sPecialized community suPPort Worker Very active 16 y.o. girl needs 20 hours of after-school support in Winooski area. She enjoys being outside, playing soccer and hiking, animals, and attending social activities. Ideal candidate is an unflappable female who is both patient and positive. Schedule is 2:30 till 6:30, Monday through Fridays Benefits eligible.

Visit www.howardcenter.org for more details and a complete list of employment opportunities. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY.

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Champlain Valley Office of Economic Opportunity 3x6-HousingVT-projectmanager072909.indd 1 As a result of the American Recovery and Reinvestment Act of7/28/09 200911:10:45 AM (ARRA), we are now hiring for the following 14-month temporary position:

Energy Efficiency Coordinator – Mobile Home Project Work as a part of a team to help mobile-home owners make their homes more energy efficient by developing strategies for do-it-yourself weatherization and energy-efficiency improvements. Bachelor’s degree in appropriate field plus experience/training in energy efficiency or combination of comparable experience, knowledge and skills required. Familiarity with mobile-home structures and experience in public speaking and/or technical teaching skills desired. Must be detail oriented with a high degree of organization and able to work with a diverse client base. Must have valid driver’s license, good driving record and reliable transportation for extensive, statewide travel. $14/hr., 40 hrs./week. Excellent benefits. For further information go to www.cvoeo.org. To apply send letter of interest, resume and 3 references by August 10 to arramh@cvoeo.org, or mail to CVOEO, Attn: ARRA MH, PO Box 1603, Burlington, VT 05402-1603. No phone calls, please. CVOEO is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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CENTRAL VERMONT ADULT BASIC EDUCATION, Inc. ~~~Local Partnerships in Learning~~~ Serving Washington, Orange and Lamoille counties www.cvabe.org

Teacher / Community Coordinator for CVABE’s Montpelier Learning Center. Exciting position; full time; good benefits. Candidates must have the ability to provide individualized instruction for adults and teens as well as the spirit and capacity to conduct ongoing outreach. Organizing for lively community involvement supporting student success, volunteer management and program enrichment are activities integral to the job. CVABE is a community-based, nonprofit organization serving the residents of Montpelier for over 40 years. Hundreds of Central Vermonters enroll annually at CVABE for help improving basic literacy skills, pursuing alternative pathways to high school completion, learning English as another language, and preparing for work and college. Submit resume, cover letter, list of references by August 25, 2009, to: Executive Team Central Vermont Adult Basic Education, Inc. 46 Washington St., Ste.100 Barre, VT 05641

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Kinney Long-term Care

Travel Consultants/Agents

Attention Pharmacy Technicians

Six travel consultants/agents needed immediately; bonus/commissions. Part/full-time. Will train.

Are you ready for a change from the stresses of retail pharmacy? Recent growth has provided an opportunity to add a motivated team player to our excellent staff. Qualified Pharmacy Technicians who enjoy their profession have the chance to further develop their skills in an office setting. The successful candidate must have experience keying and processing prescriptions as well as a dealing with third party adjudication. Kinney Long Term Care is an employee owned company with excellent F/T benefits including profit sharing. Email resume and cover letter to 800-861-1904 or email manager69@kinneydrugs.com

Director Student Services

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Great End of Summer Temp. Positions!! Champlain College Bookstore in need of 2 to 3 temp. workers from 8/17 through 9/4 (one through 9/11). Fun, fast-paced environment with few weekend or evening hours. Must be detail oriented, organized and able to handle 50 lb. boxes.

Apply in person at the Bookstore 371 Maple Street, Joyce Learning Center Burlington, VT 05401 or send applications to bookstore@champlain.edu

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Salary for this 10-month, full-time position is within the VSC Grade 12 salary range, plus an excellent benefit package. This position is included in the VSC UPPAT Bargaining Unit. Resumes will be accepted until the position is filled.

Office of Human Resources, Castleton State College Castleton, VT 05735.

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Castleton State College is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Data & Membership Coordinator 8/3/09 3:19:57 PM

Director of Student Support Services Montpelier We seek an energetic and resourceful leader for the federally funded TRIO/Student Support Services program who values studentcenteredness and diversity, has a strong interest in innovation, has the ability to exercise judgment and discretion in applying college policies and procedures, and prefers working in a collaborative environment. Five years’ experience in higher education or related field, with master’s degree in relevant area required. Position requires excellent communication skills; an ability to work both independently and collaboratively; knowledge of ADA, financial aid and transfer issues. Experience working with economically and academically disadvantaged college students preferred. The TRIO/SSS program targets low-income, first-generation college students. Applicants who have experienced similar circumstances or have a demonstrated sensitivity to the barriers facing the targeted student population are encouraged to apply. Flexible hours and statewide travel are required.

VPIRG is looking for a mission-driven individual with strong data-analysis and information-management skills to join our team. The Data and Membership Coordinator will provide information and database management, contribute to all aspects of fundraising and development, and manage membership services. The right candidate will bring a passion for our issues and a love for data analysis and the metrics of grassroots organizing and fundraising success. Responsibilities include database development for three interrelated systems; managing data and information exchange internally and with outside vendors; providing data analysis for all aspects of the organization’s work; assisting in the integration of data-driven strategies into advocacy campaigns, field organizing, fundraising and membership development. This is the ideal position for an analytical, creative data guru with a passion for public interest issues and grassroots activism. This is a full-time, non-exempt position based in Montpelier. Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability insurance; employer-matching IRA contributions; six weeks paid annual leave. Submit cover letter and resume via email to colleen@vpirg.org and reference “Data Coordinator” in your subject line.

Please visit www.ccv.edu for requirements and application instructions. CCV strongly encourages applications from members of ethnic minority groups and other underrepresented backgrounds. CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements.

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For more info visit: www.vpirg.org VPIRG, 141 Main St. #6, Montpelier, VT 05602 v. 802-223-5221 f. 802-223-6855

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Send your resume and cover letter to Jobs@HowardCenter.org OR Human Resources/Jobs HowardCenter; 208 Flynn Ave; Burlington, VT 05401. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.

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Vermont Public Interest Research Group

Send resume/cover letter to: New Leaf Montessori 484 Maple Street, Leicester 05733 or email newleafmontessori@pshift. com. Call 802-247-1274

for compassionate and dedicated women to support either 9-year-old boy or a 20-year-old young woman, with developmental disabilities and significant medical needs. Ideal candidates have experience, but will train the right candidates. Wonderful opportunities for nursing or graduate students.

Coordinator — Addison County Prevention Partnership

Submit resume by 8/13/09 to accdcjp@sover.net or mail to Addison County Court Diversion, PO Box 881, Middlebury, VT 05753

Forward resume, cover letter, three reference contacts and application (www.castleton.edu/employment) to:

Montessori school seeks professional Assistant Teacher, passionate about working with young children (2-5 years).

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Master’s desired; BA or equivalent experience will be considered. This dynamic individual will be skilled in community development, team building, collaboration and able to understand and evaluate data; and must possess outstanding communication skills (verbal and written). Must have knowledge/interest in the field of substance abuse prevention. Will work with members of the countywide coalition and the Department of Health to implement substance abuse strategic plan. We are looking for someone with a can-do attitude and the ability to work a flexible 24-hour/week schedule. This is a grantfunded position.

Castleton State College seeks an individual to direct and coordinate student counseling services, mental health educational programs, mental health assessment and referral and to provide direct developmental counseling services for individual students. Master’s degree in counseling or related field, with doctorate desirable, with appropriate license or certification or licensable within six-months, plus two to four years of relevant counseling and administrative experience, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired.

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Call Phyllis 802-343-0331.

Assistant Teacher

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Engaging minds that change the world Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. These openings and others are updated daily. Nurse Practitioner/Physician Assistant - Per Diem position available - The University of Vermont’s Center for Health and Wellbeing (CHWB) is looking for a skilled clinician to work in our Student Health Primary Care Clinic. The CHWB is accredited by the Accreditation Association for Ambulatory Health Care (AAAHC). We are looking for an experienced clinician with excellent people skills, knowledge of the developmental and health issues of young adults, a collaborative work style, and a demonstrated interest and commitment to diversity and multicultural competence. Responsibilities include: Evaluation, diagnosis, treatment, education and counseling of patients seeking primary health care, consultation with physician and other clinician staff as necessary. Minimum qualifications include: Master's degree in health field and graduate of Nurse Practitioner (NP) program or certification from a State Board of Medicine approved Nurse Practitioner (NP) program or Physician Assistant (PA) program and two years experience in direct patient care. Knowledge of developmental issues of adolescents and young adults, experience working with college age population required as is a strong commitment to working with a diverse staff and student population. Per Diem employment does not include UVM benefits. Hours are variable, up to 37.5 hours weekly and may include weekdays and weekends. Please inquire by sending a letter of interest and a CV to Ceara Wilson, CHWB Administration Office, 425 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401. Maintenance Unit Supervisor - Custodial Services #032729 - Provide daily oversight and coordination of designated maintenance functions in support of University academic facilities. High school diploma and three to five years related experience required, or an equivalent combination. Ability to successfully complete ten hour OSHA training on construction, safety and health issues. Valid Vermont driver's license or ability to obtain and a driver's check and criminal background check required. Computer skills required. Ability to occasionally lift up to 100 lbs and push/pull up to 80 lbs., access multiple facilities on campus and demonstrate use of equipment and techniques required. Commitment to diversity and inclusion required. Work hours are 5:00 am - 2:00 pm; Monday through Friday. For further information on these positions and others currently available, or to apply on-line, please visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com; Job Hotline #802-6562248; telephone #802-656-3150. Applicants must apply for positions electronically. Paper resumes are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily. The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

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Financial Position Opening 30+ hours per week, plus benefits

Innovative Vermont nonprofit with 29 years experience looking for committed, experienced individual with positive, flexible attitude to work in our financial office. Proficiency with QuickBooks, spreadsheets, financial reporting and data entry. Attention to detail, strong organizational skills and customer-service skills a must. Ability to work both autonomously and as a team player. Experience or familiarity working with people with disabilities, the elderly and families a plus. Medicaid or Medicaid billing experience also a plus.

Wanna Be a Bread hero? We’re looking for a consistent person to work inconsistent hours as a substitute delivery driver. This is an early-morning job and the days would be sporadic (usually 3 to 4 per month).

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ACCOUNTANT

Affordable housing and land conservation funding agency is seeking a full-time accountant to assist the organization’s finance team in all aspects of accounting within a fund accounting/grant oriented environment. This individual will prepare monthly financial statements, process accounts payable, payroll, project and operating disbursements and various other transactions of the organization. The Accountant will assist the finance team in the preparation of the annual budget and year-end audit. Qualifications include: degree in accounting or five years experience in all aspects of accounting; experience with non-profit and/or governmental fund accounting preferred; proficiency in accounting software, spreadsheet applications, and word processing programs. Attention to detail, concern for accuracy, and good communication skills are essential characteristics; ability to work well with others as part of a team, a priority. Must be well-organized; sense of humor helpful. Comprehensive benefit package. EOE. Please provide letter of interest and resume to: Laurie Graves, VHCB, 58 East State Street, Montpelier, Vermont 05602. Position will remain open until filled. See the job description at www.vhcb.org/ employment.htm or call 828-3250 for a copy.

Vermont Housing & Conservation Board

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Leave a message for Lisa at 223-5200 x10 or email phoenix31@yahoo.com

Please email your resume by 8/10 to: Kara Artus, Executive Director kara@transitionii.com

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A Job To Smile About

Social Worker Are you looking for an exciting career, that gives you the opportunity to work in a state-of-the-art long term care facility with an award winning team? We may have just what you are looking for!

IS Clinical Analyst II Central Vermont Medical Center is seeking an experienced candidate to come join our Information Systems team of highly skilled professionals, to creatively assess and solve process and computer issues in a variety of clinical areas in a healthcare setting. We are seeking a reliable individual with an empathetic communication approach who is self driven and willing to acquire new skills and develop their leadership potential.

Woodridge Nursing Home is seeking qualified candidates for the position of Social Worker. This individual will work collaboratively to provide social service assistance to the Woodridge residents and their families. Qualified candidates must have a Bachelor’s degree in one of the Social Sciences; a MSW is preferred. A minimum of 2 years of social work experience in a healthcare setting required. Must demonstrate knowledge of the issues and developmental stages associated with geriatric residents, and be able to assess data relatedto age-specific needs and provide care as described in the department’s policies and procedures.

This position requires a nursing degree and VT RN license, and a minimum of 2 years experience supporting clinical applications in a healthcare facility required. Must possess ability to work independently and have excellent written and verbal communication skills. Experience with Meditech’s nursing and order entry modules, eClinicalWorks or nursing home experience is preferred. Information technology experience in application database analysis and proficiency in full MS Office Suite a plus.

CVMC offers an outstanding flexible benefit program, generous paid time off program, and competitive shift differentials.

COME SEE WHAT WE HAVE TO OFFER!!! Qualified applicants are encouraged to apply online via our website at www.cvmc.org or contact us at (802) 371-4493

Qualified candidates are encouraged to apply on-line via our website at www.CVMC.org or contact us at (802) 371-4493.

Equal Opportunity Employer Equal Opportunity Employer

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Special Educator/ Case Manager

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Westford School District Half-time Special Educator/Case Manager position available at our Westford Elementary School. • • • • • • • •

Qualified candidates hold a valid VT Educator license with a K-12 Special Educator endorsement (3-82) and possess the following: A firm understanding of Vermont Special Education regulations, eligibility requirements and federal laws. Proven effectiveness in working with students with emotional issues. Knowlede about elementary and middle school students and differentiated instruction. Ability to work effectively as a member of an interdisciplinary team. Ability to use best practice instructional approaches to remediate basic skills. Experience facilitating team decisions and effectively working in classrooms with teachers. Effective collaboration and conflict-resolution skills. Experience working with students at the elementary and middle school levels with a variety of learning styles and disabilities.

Applications only accepted electronically, through www.schoolspring.com. (Job ID 28347), EOE.

Do you want to work with high-quality, competent and confident OB/GYN providers? Do you want to help care for women in a compassionate and respectful environment? Do you believe that patients’ needs come first and do you go that extra step to make sure their health care experience is superior? If so, then we want you!

MEDICAL ASSISTANT Seeking Medical Assistant to escort patients to exam rooms, take vitals and medical history, assure integrity of exam rooms, assist with medical procedures, do venipuncture and give injections, prepare lab work, and phone triage. Please send resume to Champlain Obstetrics & Gynecology 55 Main St., Suite 3, Essex Junction, VT 05452 or e-mail to office@champlainobgyn.com.

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Choir Director Opportunity Richmond Congregational Church in Richmond, Vermont, is accepting resumes for an adult Choir Director. The potential director should possess a practical knowledge of harmony, choral direction and development, score reading and musicology, and should work well with groups of people as well as the Pastor. Proficiency on the piano is a plus as well as an understanding of Christian tradition and worship. Prior experience is very much preferred. A modest salary is provided and can be discussed upon interview. Send resume and supporting material to:

�� CARPENTER HELPERS WANTED: Experience preferred. Addison County.

Music Committee RCC, c/o Chris Carfaro P.O. Box 302; Richmond, VT 05477 or via email at church@rccucc.org.

802-475-2940

Executive Chef

(Restaurant and Catering Services)

We are looking for an innovative and qualified Executive Chef to join our Restaurant and Catering team as we move forward with the implementation of room service for patients at NMC. The Executive Chef coordinates all culinary activities for patients and Courtyard Café customers and oversees all special catering events. Associates Degree in Culinary Arts required; Bachelors Degree preferred. Must have a minimum of 5 years experience as a chef and one year as an Executive Chef. Full Time position. Job Code: 09-65.

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Resume Help? Call:

802-318-4136

Apply to:

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Northwestern Medical Center, Inc., HR Department 133 Fairfield St., St. Albans, VT 05478 Fax: 802-524-8424, e-mail: NMCJobs@nmcinc.org www.NorthwesternMedicalCenter.org

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That’s Life Soup

That’s Life Soup, a small café in Montpelier, is looking for an experienced Prep/Cook’s AsNeed to place an ad? Call Michelle Brown 865-1020sistant. x 21Monday through Friday 6 a.m. to 12:30 p.m. NWR-09-131 PT 7D sc ExecutiveChef.indd 1

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Salesperson & Route Driver

Online @ sevendaysvt.com

Gadue’s Dry Cleaning is looking for the right individual to become our new salesperson and route driver. Take over an existing pickup and delivery route that has grown 15% this year alone. Full-time position. Work on commission and grow your sales even more! Looking for a career-minded individual. Required qualifications include a good driving record, a professional appearance and being dependable.

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Sodexo Food Service at the Shelburne Museum Café is looking for qualified employees with strong customer and food prep background. This is a seasonal job that could become a full-time job with benefits for the right candidate. The café is located on the CCTA Bus route. Interested applicants should contact Jeremiah, Monday thru Friday between 8 a.m. and 11 a.m. at 802-985-3346 ext 3113.

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Vermont Housing & Conservation AmeriCorps

for more information:

www.vhcb.org/acorps.html

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Be part of affordable housing and land conservation solutions in Vermont!

An AA/EOE employer

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• Full-time & halftime AmeriCorps positions • Locations around the state ION AT C U ED N AL ATIO APPLY NOW! T N C E M DU TION N E Positions begin as IRO YER ERVA ING U S NV early as 7/20/09 • E MEB CON AMM ING O R Y Z • H ERG PROG ANI NCE G TA N R E H O SIS T • OU NT S • Y SIDE SS A E E L R E • OM • H

Looking for energetic and interested part-time clinical instructors for BSN students at Norwich University for adult health in acute-care hospital settings, pediatrics, mental health or maternity specialties. Part-time positions available for fall or spring semester - 12 to 16 hours per week. Coordinate with classroom and simulation laboratory instruction. Evaluate and document student performance. BSN required, MSN preferred. Commitment to future master’s degree strongly desirable. Five years of active or recent clinical experience necessary. Please send letter of interest and resume to Nursing Clinical Instructor Search via email: jobs@norwich. edu.

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Best Western Windjammer inn s v t . c o m 1076 Williston Road, south Burlington, Vt 05403 Fax: 802-651-0640 selena@windjammergroup.com

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NURSING CLINICAL INSTRUCTORS

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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AdministrAtion And informAtion technology mAnAger

The Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger is seeking candidates for a full-time Administration & IT Manager position. Seeking a collaborative critical thinker to lead our administrative team as providers of excellent customer service, to provide support to the Executive Director and the Board of Directors, and to work as our facility and information technology manager. Candidate qualifications include a bachelor’s degree and a track record of leadership and commitment to learning and results. Effective written-and oralcommunication skills, experience in creating and managing databases, flexibility, and strong work ethic are required. Resumes and cover letters accepted through August 21. Vermont Campaign to End Childhood Hunger 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 LBleau@vtnohunger.org

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Caring PeoPle needed

Williston www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Children’s Center

CARING PEOPLE NEEDED

Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors We are looking for friendly, cheerful andin their homes, is seekingpeople friendly,to cheerful, dependable assistand thedependable elderly in people. their CAREGivers assist seniors withcompanionship, companionship, lightmeal househomes. Non-medical keeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, andand more. preparation, light housekeeping, errands Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, other homemaker activities. No heavy lifting. We weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy have flexible, part-time, day, evening, weekend and overnight shifts available in Chittenden, lifting.

The Work You Do in a Day…

Child Care Resource

Will Last Forever.

The Nature Conservancy seeks enthusiastic team players committed to conservation in Vermont and with excellent communication and great people skills to fill threee, 11-month AmeriCorps service opportunities starting Sep. 22, 2009:

Addison, Lamoille and Franklin Counties.

Please call 802-860-8205 CALL: (802) 860-8205

Toddler Teacher

Volunteer Coordinator/Field Assistant

Rare opportunity to join dynamic teaching team; zero turnover for past two years (this is a new position). NAEYC Accredited program serves birth to five years in emergent, playbased, Reggioinspired program. Come prepared to sit on the floor, laugh out loud, sing and dance and jump and run. Must enjoy getting messy *and* cleaning up.

(W. Haven)

For info, contact Murray McHugh at mmchugh@tnc.org or (802) 265-8645, ext. 23. Application deadline: Aug. 10, 2009

Stewardship Assistant (Montpelier); Volunteer Coordinator (Montpelier)

For info., contact Emily Seifert at eseifert@tnc.org or (802) 229-4425, ext. 119 Application deadline: Aug. 17, 2009

Retail SaleS PoSition LOVE your retail sales job but hate the low pay and long hours?

Complete apps. due by deadlines above. Interviews start immediately. Late aps. not considered. Details, job desc., and rqts. availpable at www.nature.org/ careers. Click on How to Apply. Click on View Positions. Enter keyword Vermont. Select posted Anytime. Click on Search. Click on link to job opening of choice. To apply, click on Apply Now. For assistance with the online app. system, send an email to: applyhelp@tnc.org.

If you love to help your customers find their personal style, keep reading… If you love using your creative skills to make your retail floor more attractive, keep reading … If you love the thrill of sales and are looking for a career that will best support your financial goals and turn your dreams into reality… We’ve got it! The career you’ve been searching for! Convenient retail hours – no more early mornings or late nights. Fantastic pay plus medical, dental, vision coverage & 401(k).

Prior group care experience required; CDA/AA or BS in ECE preferred. Competitive salary, great benefits (including health insurance). Supportive work environment includes daily laughter, chocolate, and dedication to helping one another do our best work. Send resume/cover letter to: Andrea Viets, Williston Children’s Center 44 N. Williston Rd, Williston VT 05495 or email to: aviets@childcareresource.org

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Burlington Children’s spaCe

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Send cover letter and resume to Hr@ascension-tech.com.

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CSL-US OffiCe BOOkkeeper parT Time

Part-time bookkeeper with good working knowledge of QuickBooks required by Burlington-based software company. CSL Software solutions is an innovative and growing specialist software company based in Burlington, Vt. We need a competent and efficient bookkeeper to manage the books and provide management accounts reporting to our head office and senior management. Some general office management duties will also be required, such as ordering office supplies and handling the incoming and outgoing mail. Must be proficient with QuickBooks (ideally latest version). Probably needed 1-2 days per week, but would be ideal if we can be flexible on the exact hours.

AFTER-SCHOOL COUNSELOR

Looking for part-time, afternoon work that is fun, enjoyable and rewarding? We are looking for individuals to staff our state-licensed after-school programs for students in grades K-5. Candidates must be age 18 or older and have experience working with youth. Position pays $10/hr., 3-6 p.m., Mon.-Fri., school year.

PRESCHOOL STAFF

The EJRP full-day preschool program will operate Monday-Friday, year round, from 7:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m., starting September 2, 2009. We are committed to creating a safe, wholesome environment in which 3-5-yearold children can learn to communicate, cooperate and care about each other. We are seeking several part-time (up to 25 hours per week), caring and nurturing individuals to be a part of our staff. Pay range is $9-$12.50/ hour, commensurate with experience. Applications only accepted through

www.schoolspring.com. For more information call

Please apply by email to jobs@csl-us.com with resume and cover letter.

Mark Brislin, 802-878-1375, or email mbrislin@ccsuvt.org.

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Responsible for the management of electronics and software development engineers working on the next generation of medical electronic devices.

Send cover letter and resume by 8/7 to: Battered Women’s Services and Shelter P.O. Box 652, Barre, VT 05641

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The Global Pharma Information Experts Burlington, VT

EnginEEring ManagEr

Survivors and people from diverse communities encouraged to apply. EOE

Burlington Children’s Space 241 North Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 hduhamel@burlingtonchildrensspace.org

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Education & Outreach Coordinator Nonproﬁt organization serving victims of intimate partner violence. Responsibilities include co-facilitating school programs, providing presentations to community groups, coordinating volunteers, facilitating support groups, and providing hotline and shelter coverage. Flexible schedule required. Full time with beneﬁts.

The Burlington Children’s Space is a community-based, nonprofit Early Care and Education Program. We are looking for a school cook to implement our school food program. Transportation is a requirement, as well as an interest in preparing fresh foods using the farm-to-table model in a school setting. This 25-hour position includes time for preparing lunch for toddlers and preschoolaged children, planning menus, cleaning, shopping, documenting meals served and cooking/gardening with young children. Candidate must have prior knowledge of and experience with food service regulations. Candidate must also pass a criminal-records check.

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