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political blog, Vermont faces at least a decade of decommissioning and site cleanup. And, according to nuclear expert Arnie Gundersen, there may not be enough money in the VY decommissioning fund to get that job done. Gundersen’s Burlington consulting firm, Fairewinds, was the first to sound the alarm in 2007 about projected shortfalls in the VY decommissioning fund. He estimates the cleanup will cost at least a quarter billion dollars more than what’s in there now. And never mind a decade — Gundersen says decommissioning will likely take closer to 20 years. Based on his experience dismantling other nukes around the country, Gundersen recommends that regulators keep a sharp eye out for problems that could jack up the final price tag, including underground leaks of radioactive materials such as cobalt, strontium and cesium. He notes that one such leak at VY’s sister plant, Connecticut Yankee, upped the cleanup costs there by about $1 billion. Damn, Yankee!

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1. “Burlington’s Code Enforcers Have Your Landlord’s Number” by Kevin J. Kelley. How Bill Ward and Burlington’s codeenforcement office are keeping Queen City rental housing up to snuff. 2. “Residents Only: Shelburne, and Now Essex, Restrict Access to Recreation” by Kevin J. Kelley. Two Vermont towns won’t let nonresidents visit their beaches anymore. 3. “The Show Sherpa Makes Music Festivals Comfy” by Dan Bolles. One Vermont man runs a business setting up luxurious campsites for music-festival goers. 4. Side Dishes: “Slow Food Vermont Debuts a Farmers Market” by Alice Levitt. A second farmers market is soon coming to Burlington’s City Hall Park. 5. Side Dishes: “Vermont Tap House Opens in Williston” by Alice Levitt. Williston’s newest restaurant focuses on local food and beer.

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uesday morning brought news that many Vermonters have waited a long time to hear: Entergy Corp., the New Orleans-based owner of the Vermont Yankee nuclear power station in Vernon, announced it’s shutting down the plant by the end of 2014. In a written statement, Entergy chairman and CEO Leo Denault laid blame for VY’s demise not on years of legal and political wrangling with state officials, repeated maintenance troubles, or safety concerns with the 41-year-old facility, but on simple economics. A “transitional shift” in the natural gas market, combined with “wholesale market design flaws” and high maintenance costs, ultimately made the plant a financial loser. Foes of nuclear power around the state praised the decision. Governor Peter Shumlin called the announcement “the right decision for Vermont.” And Senator Bernie Sanders said he was “delighted” with the news, saying the closure “will allow Vermont to focus on leading the nation toward safer and more economical sources of sustainable and renewable energy like solar, wind, geothermal and biomass.” But the final chapter on Vermont’s one and only nuclear reactor has yet to be written. As Ken Picard reported Tuesday on ‘Off Message,’ the Seven Days

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On July 31, Seven Days profiled Burlington’s newest city council member, Rachel Siegel [“Leftist, Militant and Queer: Rachel Siegel is Shaking Up the Burlington City Council”]. While the author, Kevin Kelley, outlined Siegel’s accomplishments on the council, the text drew the reader’s attention to Siegel’s personal history: her family composition and sexual identity. Kelley seemed to be saying that identity politics is an adequate platform on which to base municipal policy. Not so. For example, Siegel’s “most significant accomplishment,” an ordinance establishing a protest-free buffer zone around the Planned Parenthood clinic, while well intended, established a dangerous precedent. Protesters can now conceivably be prevented by the city from directly OR

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“It’s a really interesting thing in Vermont: The minute you open your mouth and start voicing opinions that aren’t stupid, everybody tells you that you can run for public office,” says MARY ALICE MCKENZIE, a CFV cofounder and executive director of the Boys & Girls Club of Burlington. Over coffee one recent morning at Trader Duke’s in South Burlington, Lisman gently chided a political columnist for broaching the subject of electoral politics. Though he’s committed himself to influencing public policy, he says, he wants to do it “in an unconventional way.” “The normal way is go into politics, run for the legislature, be a selectboard member,” he said. “I thought there would be a different path, and that would be to present ourselves as we think we are: nonpartisan, not connected to parties.”

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Lisman was joined at the breakfast table by third-generation lobbyist SHAWN SHOULDICE, who coordinates CFV’s work out of her Montpelier office, and BEN KINGSLEY, a fresh-faced Norwich University grad and member of the “grassroots” team. For much of the hour, Lisman argued that his was a new approach to advocacy, but he kept falling back on empty political clichés: “practical ideas,” “alternative paths” and “pragmatic solutions to thorny problems.” Asked to sum up his group’s core philosophy in a sentence or two, Lisman rambled on and on. “We think there are challenges, and we think we can offer solutions,” he said in his best shot at a succinct answer. “And we think we can convince, through coalition building, the people we elect to govern us to change their perspective and choose a new path.” Say what? For a guy who forswears any interest in public office, his answer — or nonanswer — to the question of whether he’d challenge Shumlin was as dodgy as answers get. “Well, right now we are entirely focused on Campaign for Vermont,” he said. Asked whether that was a yes or a no, Lisman responded, “No plans to.”

No plans to. OK. Does that mean you are affirmatively saying, “I will not run for governor in 2014?” “I’m affirmatively saying this is what I do. This is what I’m good at,” he said. That’s not very affirmative. “I think it is,” Lisman countered. But you’re not ruling it out, obviously. “I don’t give it any thought,” he said. “I don’t take it seriously.” Neither do some in the professional political class. “There’s no shortage of people in this world who are deluded enough to think they can be governor,” says Democratic lobbyist KEVIN ELLIS of KSE Partners. “These are junior-varsity people who think they can compete against professionals. Peter Shumlin is a professional. And Peter Shumlin will tear him limb from limb.” On the other side of the aisle, Vermont Republican Party chairman JACK LINDLEY says he’s not going out of his way to recruit Lisman — and he too is skeptical about whether the Shelburne resident can overcome his politically problematic past. “What can I say? How else can I better describe it? He’s made his money on Wall Street and he’s a Vermonter now,” Lindley says. “Nobody should denigrate his ability to do that, but there’d be some issues that would arise around his background, I suppose.” Scott echoes the point, comparing Lisman to another wealthy self-funder who lost in a landslide to Sen. BERNIE SANDERS in 2006. “I thought RICH TARRANT was an interesting guy, as well, who had a lot of good ideas, but because he had a lot of money, that was one of his downfalls,” the lite gov says. “I’m not sure that’s an attractive attribute necessarily for a candidate.” That may be true, but there’s no denying that the Old North End native is a Vermonter — and a self-made man. After graduating from the University of Vermont he moved to New York City in 1970 to work as a file clerk, moonlighting as a bartender and taxi driver. Lisman joined the investment bank Bear Stearns in 1984 and became co-head of global equities three years later. Over the next 21 years, he says, he grew his division from a $50 million backwater into a $2.5 billion business, eventually managing 2350 people. But in March 2008, Bear Stearns collapsed under its own weight. After overleveraging itself on risky derivatives, the company was forced by the Federal Reserve to sell itself for $2 a share to J.P. Morgan — a decision that made Lisman “furious,” according to the New York Times.

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On the afternoon of March 11, wrote the Wall Street Journal’s Kate Kelly, “the usually taciturn” Lisman “climbed atop a desk near his fourth-floor office and demanded his traders’ attention.” “‘Let’s stay focused,’ he bellowed. ‘Keep working hard. Bear Stearns has been here a long time, and we’re staying here. If there’s any news, I’ll let you know, if and when I know it.’” Five days later, the company was gone. Unlike most Bear employees, Lisman was hired by J.P. Morgan to oversee its new acquisition. But he stayed only a year, selling his 5th Avenue condo in September 2009 for $12.8 million to move to Shelburne, where he’d built a home. Lisman clearly recognizes that Wall Street doesn’t sell in Vermont. In a letter he wrote two years ago on Campaign for Vermont’s website, he said that the state “must diligently make sure that the principles of Main Street prevail over the excesses of Wall Street,” adding that “too big to fail” is not a “Main Street concept.” That note has since been removed. Lisman says he bears no responsibility for Bear’s excesses and ultimate failure. “We had nothing to do with the end of the world — the end of the stock market,” he says, differentiating the global equities division he ran from those that pushed Bear under. “I wasn’t part of that business. I had little to do with it. My hands were completely full.” He says he perceived problems at the company ahead of the crisis but was powerless to address them. “Could I have done something? No, the answer is not much. And nothing to change the course of events at my firm or the world,” he says. “It’s silly for people to think — they must be reaching — to think that I have some unusual responsibility.” After settling down in Vermont, Lisman set about to meet with the state’s movers and shakers. In November 2011, he formally founded CFV with McKenzie and tom Pelham, an Arlington independent who served in the Snelling, Dean and Douglas administrations. “I think the underlying premise was if you look around the state, things aren’t going well,” Pelham says. “There’s no place in Vermont where one can go to chart a different course. And that, I think, is the genesis of Campaign for Vermont.” Adds McKenzie, “There hasn’t been a voice for the moderates. It’s an important vehicle to give moderates a place to voice their opinions. It’s really worthy work.” What are those opinions? The group has produced papers on education reform and government transparency, and has advocated against Shumlin’s single-payer health care proposal and his energy policy. For many political observers, CFV and its founder have become a bit of a

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reveals. The former Borders bookstore’s loss-prevention measures were also ineffective, he says. And “Macy’s braces themselves for the days when there’s drug court” directly across Cherry Street from the department store, Redmond adds. Marc Sherman, owner of Outdoor Gear Exchange, says shoplifting remains a serious problem for his business, even though one of his employees works full time overseeing OGE’s security systems. Losses from theft have not been reduced since his store moved from Cherry Street two years ago into the former Old Navy space, Sherman notes. Maven, however, has had the opposite experience. The skateboard boutique has experienced “a lot less theft” in the two months it’s been on Church Street, says co-owner Trina Zide.

nine-member Marketplace Commission. The fee also pays for services beyond those supplied by the city, such as rapidresponse snow removal. But the Marketplace Commission has struggled in recent years to cover those costs without boosting the “commonarea fee” paid by all merchants on Church Street. It’s currently set at $2.75 per square foot of ground-floor space, up to a maximum of 20,000 square feet. Burlington Town Center, the mall within a mall, thus pays the fee on only a tenth of its 200,000 square feet of selling space; and with its 23,000 square feet on the corner of Church and Cherry, Outdoor Gear Exchange gets a break as well. The maximum amount of space taxed in the form of the common-area fee was put in place in the early 1990s

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he Church Street Marketplace looks its best in high summer. Crowds of locals and tourists arc around street performers, line up at food carts and jam into the 80 restaurants, bars and retail shops on the four-block-long pedestrian mall. Only a single space is currently vacant. It’s on the previously problematic “top block” between Cherry and Pearl streets, where five stores had been unoccupied as recently as a year ago. The real estate in Burlington’s festive, thriving shopping precinct commands some of the highest commercial rents in Vermont — up to $40 per square foot. But even as they count their cash, Church Street merchants worry about troublemakers and panhandlers scaring away customers. Along similar lines, some shopkeepers are failing at “loss prevention”— the retailer’s euphemism for shoplifting. Curbing such unlawful behavior was the goal of the no-trespass ordinance the city council adopted earlier this year. It triggered controversy — but not among Church Street merchants. “There’s been a noticeable improvement since the ordinance took effect,” says marketplace director Ron Redmond. “Businesses generally say it’s working.” Police chief Mike Schirling agrees the ordinance is proving effective. He suggests that the threat and actual orders of banishment from the marketplace have made disruptive incidents less common. As of mid-August, Schirling reports, 35 persons have been exiled from Church Street for one day, four have been banned for one month, and one has been told to stay away for a full year. Local civil liberties attorney Sandy Baird has filed suit seeking suspension of the ordinance, partly on the grounds that it’s unconstitutional to ostracize persons who have only been charged with — not convicted of — offenses such as disorderly conduct, vandalism and possession of open containers of alcohol. Defenders of the ordinance argue that banishment is a necessary response to such behaviors because the courts are too clogged to impose timely punishments. Justice also proceeds slowly in the cases of individuals charged with shoplifting, says Burlington Business Association director Kelly Devine. “The court system can’t send the message

as an “anchor exception.” Marketplace commissioners agreed at the time that large-scale tenants such as J.C. Penny, Woolworth and Magrams then doing business on Church Street were so valuable in the larger competition between the downtown marketplace and the University Mall in South Burlington that it justified extending them a big break in assessed fees. Also part of that deal: Stores eligible for the “anchor exception” have to pay only 80 percent of the common-area fee. Now the Marketplace Commission, which functions as a self-sustaining unit of city government, could use a break itself. It’s running a cumulative deficit of $204,000, two-thirds of which it racked up in fiscal year 2012. The largest figure in red ink for that year was an unbudgeted $50,000 for added security. From June to September, the marketplace hired guards to patrol alleyways and delivery entrances from 3 to 7 a.m. That move came in response to what the marketplace’s fiscal year 2013 annual report describes as “a serious increase in vagrancy, public inebriation and disorderly conduct.” Specifically, the rental cops were assigned to prevent “sleeping, defecation/urination, alcohol and drug use behind our properties,” the report says. “The program was effective but expensive.” Claiming that the mission had been accomplished, the marketplace gave up the enhanced security. The annual report notes that it’s now implementing a variety of cutbacks in order to balance a “very lean” $926,000 budget that has been overspent due in large part to “unexpected capital repairs,” including patches to a “failing electrical system.” The lighting system on the 32-year-old marketplace has since undergone a $2 million modernization, largely covered by a federal grant. For the current fiscal year, the marketplace expects to register $97,000 more in revenues than it racks up in expenses, with the surplus to be applied to deficit reduction. Redmond says savings are being achieved through cuts in travel, administrative overhead and staff salaries, which last year totaled $285,000 for seven full-time employees and a few part-timers and consultants. The marketplace also reaps revenue from licensing fees it charges street vendors. Similarly, restaurants that set up sidewalk cafés must pay extra

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Cheers! size of the fee that might be assessed. But Adrianna Smith, manager of the year-old Liebling women’s clothing shop on College Street, says her business is doing fine as is. “We’re happy to be where we are,” Smith declares. “A lot of our customers are Vermonters who don’t necessarily always want to shop on Church Street.” Beth Garbo, owner of Tick-Tock Jewelers on Bank Street, echoes that assessment. “We’re happy with the way it is now,” she says. “We already get a lot of foot traffic from the garage” across the street, Garbo notes. That main marketplace parking structure is now almost 40 years old and in need of a costly rehab, notes the BBA leader Devine. But in part because city taxpayers are unlikely to want to spend “several million dollars” for such a fixup, she says, the association is exploring alternate sources of revenue. That effort is related to a plan to establish a 8v-ricksusave082113.indd downtown-parking district that would put all three municipal garages and most privately owned lots under single management. Such a move could produce costsaving efficiencies while providing the city greater flexibility and, potentially, higher tech capacity to accommodate cars downtown, Devine says. Parking fees could be made to vary from facility to facility, for example, and perhaps also be adjusted in accordance with time of day or night. Businesses grouped into a Downtown Improvement District covering the entire area from Lake Champlain to South Winooski Avenue and from Maple to Pearl streets already pay a combined $300,000 a year to offset the city’s cost of providing two free hours of parking at its garages. The payment results from a 1998 agreement by downtown businesses to continue paying a portion of Burlington’s additional property tax levy on commercial enterprises. That extra assessment was eliminated as a result of the state reforms in education funding initiated through Act 60. Sorting out parking plans is the marketplace’s top priority at present, Redmond says. The possibility of levying fees for side-street merchants won’t be addressed in a focused way until the car question gets answered. And that won’t be easy, Devine acknowledges. “People can get very emotional when it comes to parking,” she says. m

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for their use of a portion of the public right-of-way. Both types of levies are structured in tiers; food cart owners pay more to operate on the city hall block than on the top block, for example, while a sidewalk café offering only pastries and coffee costs its proprietor less than one serving full meals and alcohol. Burlington city councilors did not raise the marketplace’s budget issues during a recent session at which Redmond and commissioners Phil Merrick and Buddy Singh presented the annual report. Council members were more curious about the mix of local and national shops on the mall. Redmond assured them that Vermontowned businesses make up the majority of marketplace outlets. In a subsequent email he specified that 77 percent of the shops are under local ownership — not counting the stores in Burlington Town Center, which mainly hosts national chains. Redmond also offers a profile of Church Street shoppers, based on a weeklong survey conducted by merchants two years ago. It found that 55 percent of customers live in Chittenden County, while the rest were from elsewhere in Vermont or from 44 other U.S. states, five Canadian provinces and 17 countries. It’s that large, broad customer base that leads side-street retailers to ogle the marketplace. Many would gladly relocate there — if they could afford the rent. A sizable number indicated in a marketplace-sponsored survey last year that they’d be willing to ante up something in order to get a bigger piece of the action that now stays centered on Church Street. Preliminary discussions are under way, Redmond says, on setting a sidestreet fee smaller than the $2.75 per square foot charged on Church Street proper. In exchange, the marketplace would launch promotional initiatives on Cherry, Bank and College streets that could include banners, lighting displays and an extension of the bricked walkway. Any move to expand the borders of the marketplace, even if only for marketing purposes, would require approval by the Burlington City Council. Five side-street business owners or managers interviewed by Seven Days said they were interested in learning details of the proposal, especially the

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Middlebury and Rutland, increased gas-fired electric generation and expanding the use of CNG-powered fleet vehicles. Lawrence Miller, Vermont’s secretary of commerce and community development, is an unabashed supporter of NG Advantage and its potential to spread natural gas use to businesses outside of Chittenden and Franklin counties currently served by the pipeline. “Anywhere we can deliver cost improvements in the energy portfolio, I think it’s very important we do so,” Miller said. “We can’t afford to meet our climate objectives by just having manufacturers go out of business. That just won’t work.” The couple who started NG Advantage, Tom and Mary Evslin of Stowe, have a long history of starting and running innovative businesses. In the mid-1990s, Tom Evslin conceived, launched and ran AT&T’s first internet service provider, AT&T WorldNet Service. Then in 1997, the Evslins teamed up Tom Evslin to found ITXC Corp, a NASDAQtraded company that provided wholesale VoIP, or internet-based telephone calls. By 2000, ITXC had become the world’s largest internet telephone network, with customers in more than 175 countries. Tom Evslin later served as Vermont’s chief technology officer and “stimulus czar” and oversaw the distribution of federal stimulus dollars; Mary Evslin was the founding chair of the Vermont Telecommunications Authority. Both had retired when they decided to launch NG Advantage — their wife had exploited a similar opportunity back in the 1990s with ITXC when the latest venture — two years ago. Evslin said the idea of trucking natu- price of long-distance phone calls and ral gas to large industrial customers off internet connections began dropping the pipeline first occurred to him while precipitously. With NG, Evslin saw a working on a federal grant application to chance to capitalize on another “disrupretrofit Vermont homes and businesses tive change” in an industry — in this with smart electricity meters. When he case, North America’s natural gas boom. For decades, the price of oil and natusaw that the wholesale price of electricity had declined due to lower natural gas ral gas dovetailed each other. If major prices, he realized he was looking at a manufacturers weren’t located on a gas pipeline, it didn’t make financial sense to long-term phenomenon. “I like to think about what opportuni- truck the gas to them. However, with the advent of new exties there are when all the assumptions change,” Evslin explained. He and his traction technologies in the last six years, Oliver parini

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his week, Entergy announced that it’s finally pulling the plug on Vermont Yankee. The main culprit for killing the New England nuclear-power market — cheap natural gas — is the same fuel that’s driving the astonishing growth of NG Advantage. The Milton headquarters of NG Advantage looks more like a truck stop than a start-up company that’s altering the energy landscape of New England. Two temporary office trailers and six tractor-trailer cabs are parked in the asphalt lot, near what look like two ordinary fuel pumps. In fact, the pumps are dispensing natural gas via truck to a growing number of commercial customers that can’t get it by any other means — the first natural gas delivery business of its kind in the nation. In the six months the company has been operating, it’s become one of Vermont Gas Systems’ largest natural gas customers; last week NG announced plans to open a second facility in New Hampshire. NG Advantage has found a business opportunity in the widening gap between the cost of natural gas and other fuels such as oil, propane and wood pellets. In effect, it’s created a “virtual pipeline” that allows some of New England’s largest fuel consumers to switch to natural gas years before a real pipeline ever reaches them. It does so by tapping into the Vermont Gas Systems supply that comes down from Canada to Chittenden County. After compressing and loading the fuel into its own specially designed tanker trailers, NG trucks the compressed natural gas, or CNG, to energy-intensive consumers, such as hospitals, universities and paper mills. If those customers could buy directly from Vermont Gas, they would likely pay about 50 percent less for energy; with NG, which has additional shipping costs, they save between 30 and 40 percent. NG Advantage has another selling point: conversion to natural gas is “greener.” CNG burns much cleaner than other fossil fuels, emitting fewer particulates and greenhouse gases. Gov. Peter Shumlin’s long-term energy plan calls for dramatically expanding natural gas use in Vermont, which includes support for extending the pipeline to

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notably, horizontal drilling and hydraulic fracturing, aka “fracking,” it has become economically viable to recover gas from locations no one had previously thought possible. Suddenly, businesses off the pipeline were at a disadvantage compared to competitors that were on it. When Evslin began seriously considering the NG Advantage model, the price of natural gas versus oil on a per-BTU basis had finally dropped low enough that, according to his calculations, this business model could turn a profit. Still, Evslin had to convince New England’s large energy users to make the switch. That proved easier than expected when he identified customers that “had to do something new because they had no other choice. They had to get their energy costs under control, or else.” Another imperative, as 70-yearold Evslin saw it, was to find someone young and successful to be the “face” of the company. In April 2012, the CEO job went to Neale Lunderville, the erstwhile secretary of administration for former governor Jim Douglas. In October 2011, Gov. Peter Shumlin tapped him to oversee Vermont’s recovery efforts after Tropical Storm Irene. As soon as his Irene work was finished — “First I needed Neale to fix the roads for us!” Evslin quipped — the Evslins approached him. Last week, the thirtysomething CEO was on vacation. Tom Evslin admits that the energy sector was new to all of them. But both he and Lunderville had previously served as secretaries of transportation: Evslin from 1981 to 1982 under then-governor Richard Snelling, Lunderville from 2006 to 2008 under Douglas. Evidently, their collective savvy in navigating the world of regulatory affairs paid off. In 2011, NG Advantage asked the Vermont Public Service Board to formally declare that it didn’t have jurisdiction over this new breed of energy business. Although NG Advantage planned to sell natural gas just as Vermont Gas does, the company argued that it would

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not have a monopoly and thus shouldn’t be regulated like a public utility. It took six months, but the PSB finally agreed. One hundred days later, NG Advantage had all the permits it needed to start construction. On September 27, 2012, the company broke ground on the Milton facility and completed work last February. Then, with 15 employees and 15 custom-built trailers containing carbon-fiber fuel tanks originally designed for the NASA space program, NG Advantage began delivering natural gas to its first customers in March. Among the first to sign up was Soundview Paper, which produces recycled paper towels, tissues and napkins at a paper mill in Putney and fit the criteria to make the conversion worthwhile: It consumed at least 150,000 gallons of oil or propane a year. On March 28, the energy-intensive plant, which operates around the clock and processes about 110 tons of recycled material each day, switched from oil to CNG to power its boilers. Soundview didn’t have to build any storage tanks to do so; when NG Advantage delivers a trailer full of gas, it leaves the trailer there for as long as it takes the company to go through the supply. Fuel levels are monitored remotely via computer by NG Advantage’s dispatchers, with deliveries scheduled automatically as needed — from two a day to one every four days. Evslin notes that his company maintains no computer servers in Vermont. Instead, it relies entirely on cloud computing and servers in other regions of the country. In the event a major storm shuts down all of New England, he says, “We can worry about our customers, not our trucks.” Soundview CEO George Wurtz reports that the switch has allowed the mill to reduce its CO2 emissions by nearly a third. With the money it’s saving on energy, the company recouped the cost of the conversion within a few months. How does Vermont Gas feel about all this? Great, apparently. The next best thing to counting Wurtz as a customer is having its biggest buyer, NG Advantage, convert him to gas. “NG Advantage is an innovative way to bring another energy source to

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from surfaces. The existing skate park will stay open while the new facility is being built next summer. Ward 3 Progressive City Councilor Vince Brennan said in an interview on Monday that he’s “definitely disappointed” by the delay. “I feel for them,” Brennan added in regard to the skaters who had voiced dismay. “Here it is, being pushed back again, which is majorly unfortunate,” said the councilor, whose ward includes the site of the proposed park just north of Moran. Brennan added that he’s displeased that the mayor has not shared news of the postponement with city councilors. Construction was initially planned to start in the summer of 2011, with completion planned for the spring of 2012. But those dates came and went with no action due to a lawsuit filed by a nearby resident, who challenged the city’s Waterfront Access North project that involves infrastructure improvements near the Moran Plant and rebuilding of a stretch of the bike path between College Street and North Beach. Construction of the skate park is part of that plan. Legal hang-ups were finally resolved out of court a year ago. And in November, Burlington voters overwhelmingly approved a $6 million bond that helps fund the waterfront projects. The city then said work on the park would begin this September. The mayor now vows that construction will start next April and be completed by the fall of 2014. Some prep work is set to begin within the next couple of weeks, Owens says. A tunnel that fed coal from the railroad tracks to Moran, passing beneath what is now the bike path, will soon be closed off, the CEDO chief reports. In addition, the defaced sculptural slabs of granite alongside Moran are to be moved to a site further north of the shuttered electricity generating station. That relocation is necessary in order for work on the skate park to get under way, Owens notes. Digging is also slated to start next month on a stormwater outflow pipe adjacent to Moran. Rehab of the potholed and oftenflooded section of the bike path near Moran is scheduled to begin a year from now, Weinberger says. There’s no timeline for completing that work, he adds. m

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1935-2013, BURLINGTON Hon. Thomas M. Crowley, 77, a lifelong resident of Burlington and well known throughout the state of Vermont, died peacefully with loving family by his side on Saturday, August 17, 2013. Thomas was born in Burlington, Vt. on September 30, 1935, the son of G. Bernard and Ila Mae (McKenzie) Crowley. Tom graduated from Burlington High School in 1954 and from Saint Michael’s College in 1956. He was married in Winooski on September

8, 1956, to Susan (McBride) Crowley of South Hero, Vt. Together, they raised five daughters. Tom owned and operated the family business with his brothers at Crowley Insurance Agency. Tom served on many local boards and commissions. He was elected to the Vermont Senate serving Chittenden County for 24 years and was named the dean of the Senate. In 1997, Gov. Howard Dean appointed him assistant judge to Chittenden County, where he served proudly for many years. Tom is survived by five children, Erin Crowley Charles, Stephanie Crowley, Lynn

Mallow and her husband, Marty, Allison Crowley DeMag and her husband, Dave, and Colleen Crowley; their mother, Sue Crowley; grandchildren Jennifer, Carolynn, Douglas, Danielle, Heather, Christopher, Thomas and Kathryn; great-grandchildren Tanner and Natalie; his brother, Gerritt Crowley and his wife, Nancy; and many nieces and nephews. He was predeceased by his parents and his brother John Crowley. A Mass of Christian Burial

was celebrated on Wednesday, August 21, at 10 a.m. at the Cathedral of the Immaculate Conception in Burlington. In lieu of flowers, memorial contributions can be made to Camp Ta Kum Ta, P.O. Box 576, Waterbury, VT 05676, or the Vermont Association for the Blind and Visually Impaired, 60 Kimball Ave., South Burlington, VT 05403, or please consider giving blood to a local American Red Cross. Arrangements were in care of LaVigne Funeral Home, 132 Main St. in Winooski, Vt.

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any place names in Vermont reflect the idiosyncrasies and eccentricities that give our state its colorful character. This summer series has examined a few of them, showing that Burlington, for example, may have gotten its name because of a clerical error, and that a 19th-century PR campaign resulted in its neighboring city being called Winooski rather than Onion. Other installments have considered whether Rutland’s name causes selfesteem issues and whether Brattleboro deserves to brand itself “The One and Only.” Is Swanton named for its swans? Why does the mountain go by Mansfield and not Mozodepowadso? Has John Dewey gotten his due in his hometown? And who, exactly, were Lyman Hunt, Lawrence Barnes and H.O. Wheeler? Summer is a good time to pursue such trivia. But now summer is ending, and so is “What’s in a Name?” As a grand

finale, we offer a collection of oddities that most assuredly does not exhaust the stockpile of Vermont’s quirky identifiers. BLISSVILLE. You can, like, totally chill in this corner of Castleton, dude. And don’t let your mellow be harshed by the knowledge that it’s named for the Bliss family. Back in the day, they’d be digging a quarry in that part of the Rutland County town. BRIMSTONE CORNERS. You might expect a conservative state to limit to one — or none — the number of places with such a hellacious association. Independent Vermont, however, has liberally applied this Luciferian label to two locales: one in Vershire and another in Pawlet. Esther Munro Swift’s ever-helpful Vermont Place-Names notes that brimstone is an old name for sulfur and may hence designate a stinky rather than a devilish intersection. Alternatively, historians could one day discover that Delta bluesman Robert Johnson sold his soul at a crossroads in Vershire ... or Pawlet.

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Sure, Vermonters have heard the stories before — or lived them. Shinn organizes her narrative around individuals whom she follows from the night before the storm through its aftermath and recovery. Among them are Heather Grev, who had to be rescued by a human chain as her “picture-perfect house” in Pittsfield was engulfed; Wilmington clerk Susie Haughwout, who rushed to save her town records; and South Royalton organics grower Tom “Geo” Honigford, whose farm bore a name — Hurricane Flats — that proved all too prophetic. Shinn gives these stories a depth they lack in most contemporary news accounts, and she provides valuable

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HERO, NORTH AND SOUTH. No, the name is not derived from the term New Yorkers use for what New Englanders call a sub or a grinder. That supposed discovery of the remnants of a 14-mile-long sandwich on the Champlain Islands? It didn’t happen! In fact, the towns are named in honor of the two Vermont heroes who helped vanquish the Brits: Ethan and Ira Allen. It should also be noted that Ethan spent his last night on earth on the southern tip of South Hero Island in a tavern

owned by his cousin, Ebenezer Allen. The Green Mountain Boy is said to have literally fallen off the wagon on his way home to Burlington in the early, icy hours of February 12, 1789. LAZY LADY ISLAND. Swift is stumped by this one. She says there’s no record of how this piece of land in St. Albans Bay got its name. The best her book can do is suggest that “folk etymology” produced an Anglicization of les îles. But here’s our theory: The name comes from a particularly lethargic

context — including flashbacks to the ruinous 1927 and 1938 floods — that helps explain why no one anticipated the damage Irene wrought. A real-life horror story, amply illustrated with color photos, Deluge follows its well-drawn characters through the second nightmare of FEMA bureaucracy. Shinn warns us that living outside the official floodplain is no guarantee of safety, then ends on a hopeful note. “Vermonters don’t just save for a rainy day,” she writes. “They have the skills, equipment, and compassion to respond when that rainy day goes to hell and beyond.” Vermont’s landscape of steep hills, narrow roads and burbling brooks is

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BIC ACE-TEC Wing skunks, loving company. In regard to the Hobie ATR II location in West Fairlee, Swift notes that Imagine Surfer the term indicates “a place where even a BIC DURA-TEC Michael Dolsey Bam Bam skunk would be miserable.” SMUTTY CORNERS. Not what you’re thinking. This former name for Northfield Center is reportedly derived from a charcoal-burning plant once situated there. SODOM. “The most flamboyant postal name the government ever sanctioned for Vermont” got changed to Adamant in 1905, Swift tells her readers. She speculates that the original name was likely derived from the behavior of some Jacob and Kristin Albee of the miners who partied carnally in a JacobAlbee.com . 802-540-0401 village boarding house. The name was 370 Dorset Street 41 Maple Street, Burlington, VT changed at the behest of local quarry S. Burlington, VT Other Hours BY APPOINTMENT ONLY owner Clarence Whittier, who wanted www.canoeimports.com something suggestive of the hardness of granite, Swift explains. Local residents 8v-canoeimports082813.indd 1 8/27/138V-JacobAlbee082813.indd 2:47 PM 1 8/27/13 readily agreed. What Swift doesn’t report, however, is that Whittier also insisted on giving a similarly rough-and-tough name — Calais (pronounced “callous”) — to a neighboring town that used to be called Gomorrah. Whittier seized this other rebranding opportunity after the Lord rained down fire and brimstone on that sinful Washington County community.

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he line of classical-music fans filing into Burlington City Arts for the free “Bach on Church” concert last Thursday was so long it had to be cut off. Heading gratefully for the stairs, I glanced back at a sizable group of disappointed faces. BCA’s small second-floor front room is perfect for experiencing chamber music — especially the consistently excellent concerts of the Lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival — but its fire-code limit is 60. “You’re causing problems by being too enthusiastic about coming,” LCCMF’s founding artistic director, Soovin Kim, chided the audience with a smile. Tall and effortlessly friendly, the violinist is known locally by his first name. (“Oh, here comes Soovin,” former Vermont governor Madeleine Kunin, seated to my right, remarked as he entered.) Kim is also known for populating his festival with world-class musicians fresh from Marlboro — the summer chamber-music festival ne plus ultra based in the southern Vermont town. Today’s concert was a solo program by cellist Marcy Rosen, a 20-year Marlboro veteran who is on the faculty at the awkwardly named Mannes College The New School for Music in New York City. Rosen played Dvořák’s piano trio in E minor at Marlboro’s opening concert this year. LCCMF concerts tend to draw audiences comprising every generation, and today’s was no exception. I counted eight children who looked to be between 8 and 12 years old among the moms, college students, boomers and elderly. On the windowsill behind me perched Bodhi Kamitses, 9, of Burlington, who began studying cello last year at the Waldorf School in Shelburne. He and his younger brother were accompanied by their grandmother, Lori Keene, a violinist who gives lessons in her Shelburne studio and at students’ homes. I asked Kamitses if he would give me his assessment of Rosen after the concert, and he agreed with a decisive nod. The cellist began by explaining her “sort of eclectic” program, which finished with Bach’s first cello suite after pieces by Georg Philipp Telemann, George Crumb, Domenico Gabrielli (practically the only composer writing for solo cello in the late 1600s) and John

It is an extraordinary thing to sit 10 feet from a master cellist and her instrument.

Corigliano (his 1996 “Fancy on a Bach Air”). Then she positioned her bow and exhaled. It is an extraordinary thing to sit 10 feet from a master cellist and her instrument. That enormous wood resonating chamber with its scroll-shaped cutouts, and Rosen’s powerfully muscled arms and hands working the bow with every variation of pressure, created a sound so dramatically alive, it put the idea of recordings to shame. Rosen had the striking ability to modulate from deeply resonant to light and bouncy in a single, brief phrase. Crumb’s 1955 Sonata for Solo Cello seemed tailormade to show off the range of sounds she could attain, and these covered the Crumb acoustic map from eerie scale sliding to furious pizzicato. In the Corigliano, Rosen’s range and sound were more like those of a violin. Rosen improvised much of Gabrielli’s ricercari, as his church compositions are called. As she noted in her introduction, the composer left no dynamics markings (which were not yet standard) and quite a few blank measures to be filled in at the musician’s discretion. The cellist requested the audience hold its applause between Corigliano’s homage and Bach’s suite, and the segue had the uncanny effect of making Bach seem as recent as the Italian American

composer (born 1938) — among whose former students is David Ludwig, the LCCMF composer-in-residence. “Awesome!” was Kamitses’ response after Rosen had finished the lively last movement of Bach’s suite, the gigue ( jig). “A lot of times it was like she was playing a guitar,” he adds. “It blew me away,” agreed the boy’s grandmother. “Her ability to change tenor within a measure was amazing. And I loved the endings of phrases where she would almost paint the last note. It was very visual.” As the audience filed out to shake the hands of Rosen, Kim and LCCMF’s new executive director, Jody Woos, we considered with regret that — as Kim suggested in his opening remarks — the festival may have outgrown its most intimate venue. To sit eye to eye with one of the most accomplished and thoughtful musicians of our time is an opportunity worth preserving.

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iolinist Woos took over for Martha Ming Whitfield this year as executive director of the 5-yearold LCCMF. Woos previously served 10 years as executive director of the Green Mountain Suzuki Institute, a one-week summer camp in Rochester for strings and other players and their families. The Institute is the educational arm of

the Rochester Chamber Music Society, the summer festival started by Middlebury College pianist Cynthia Huard. Over the course of Woos’ tenure, the Institute grew to 120 students. Approximately 250 people now take over the tiny town for the week. Yet directing LCCMF is on a different level, Woos says: “We have four times the budget, and the scale in terms of logistics is huge.” Those logistics include finding housing for visiting musicians and composers. Woos, a resident of New Haven, has had to stay at the Sheraton Burlington Hotel during the nine-day festival. Still, she says, “I want to pinch myself that I have this job.” Woos first met Kim in 2003 when he performed in the Rochester Chamber Music Society. Her son, Tim Woos, was selected as one of the LCCMF’s first Young Composers during its founding year, 2009. The program puts promising composers under the mentorship of composer-in-residence David Ludwig. Since then, says Woos, “Martha and everyone laid an immense foundation here” and essentially attained the festival’s initial goals. These included “setting the bar very, very high in terms of quality,” presenting contemporary works regularly and “creating a community around chamber music.” Woos’ job now is to shape the next five years, plans for which include expanding the ONE (Old North End) Strings program at the Integrated Arts Academy at H.O. Wheeler School in Burlington. Partnering with several area organizations, LCCMF introduced a pilot program last spring to start all fourth graders on violin at the school. The program integrated lessons into the school day, eliminating a major barrier to access for many students. Thanks to the Vermont Community Foundation and donors, the program will now operate during two of the school’s trimesters. Woos will likely oversee an expansion of the LCCMC, too. That shouldn’t be a problem. How often do audiences have to be turned away from concerts such as “Bach on Church”? “Oh, every time,” she declares. m The 2013 Lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival in Burlington took place from August 17 to 24. lccmf.org

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own cold-working equipment into the new studio — $10,000 worth of tools that have been crammed in her Vergennes garage. The move will allow co-op members to cold-work their own pieces. “When the work comes out of the kiln, you can take it to power tools, put beautiful edges on it, sandblast edges. It completely changes the game,” says Oxley. South End Glass will occupy a space adjacent to Davis Studio that was most recently used by a mattress dealer. “[Director] tErEsA [DAvis] was really interested in separating the glass from the other classrooms just for safety issues,” Oxley says. The studio will open in time for the sOuth EnD Art hOp, September 6 through 8. Oxley and another fusedglass teacher, MicAElA wAllAcE, will have work on display, and visitors can pay $5 to make their own glass projects. Oxley says she’s looking forward to sharing the space with artists of all levels. “Since my equipment is coming up, I now will be working on my stuff, which is another great learning tool,” she says. “For [students] to see that in practice, it’s going to be huge, learning wise.”

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Burlington’s South End already has a glass-blowing studio — AO GlAss wOrks — but come September it will also have a studio for fusing and forming glass. The folks at DAvis stuDiO are launching sOuth EnD GlAss, a co-op for students who have completed a six-week class in the medium and want to keep working on their own. “They’ve progressed really quickly, and they really want to do their own projects,” says AlyssA OxlEy, who teaches fused-glass classes at Davis Studio. “They’re dreaming it up right away.” What exactly is fused glass? It’s kind of like quilting, but instead of fabric and thread, artists fuse together cut fragments of colorful glass. Toss it into a kiln, and the heat transforms the color and texture combinations, resulting in patterned bowls, earrings, plates or other objects with the smooth, bright surface similar to Fimo. And it’s addictive; students tend to want to move on quickly, Oxley says. “That’s kind of the nature of the beast; once you get your hands on it, they start flying.” Co-op members will pay for monthly access to the studio. They’ll also get discounts on other Davis Studio classes. The big draw? Oxley is moving her

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Roosting there, the pigeons made a mess of (read: pooped on) the building’s awnings and the adjacent sidewalks, which, as a result, required pressure washing every two months. Patrons of the street-level businesses also occasionally got pooped on. Imagine leaving Tonic hair salon, housed on the ground floor of the Vermont House, hair freshly cut and still warm from blow-drying, only to feel a plop on your luscious locks. Ew! Because of the scope of the problem, Mike Pierce, local branch manager of Orkin pest control company, recommended the Eagle Eye deterrent system to McManis. Installed in June, it cost in around $10,000, McManis says. So is it working? While the system will not keep the Vermont House roof 100 percent pigeon free, Pierce says that, since it was installed, he has noticed a reduction in the number of birds surrounding the building. The reflected light makes the area inhospitable to pigeons and will “prevent establishment of large flocks,” he adds. According to the Humane Society of the United States, killing pigeons doesn’t work; simply removing a portion of the population

does nothing to affect the carrying capacity of the habitat — that is, how many birds it can support. In time, they’ll reproduce and replenish the population. (A type of pigeon contraception, OvoControl, is marketed as a humane way to control booming pigeon populations and has been used successfully in Hawaii.) Humans and pigeons living in close proximity is not just a modern urban phenomenon. The Cornell Lab of Ornithology has cited evidence for the domestication of pigeons in ancient Mesopotamia and Egypt. Today’s urban pigeons are the feral cousins of the more refined carrier, or messenger, pigeons brought to the U.S. in the 17th century. While the birds can trace their ancestry back to the rock dove, neither the domesticated nor the urban pigeon is truly wild. The website of London’s Natural History Museum explains that the tops of buildings, balconies and bridges — where urban pigeons tend to nest — mimic the rock ledges on which the birds’ wild ancestors lived. Historically, pigeon droppings have been prized as fertilizer. But tell that to

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erhaps they’ve caught your eye, those silvery, geometric things atop the Historic Vermont House at the corner of Main and St. Paul streets in Burlington. Attached to short, thin poles, the miniature pyramids spin in the breeze and shimmer so it’s hard to get a clear look at them. Are they an art installation? Or are they antennae? Weather instruments? Some new NSA surveillance method? Seriously, WTF are they? Keith McManis, property manager of the Vermont House, informed me that the devices are a deterrent system designed to prevent pigeons from nesting on the roof. Powered by a motor, the metallic pyramids rotate and reflect sunlight in such a way that pigeons become disoriented and fly away. The head-bobbing birds have been a problem at the Vermont House since before McManis began managing the property in 2009. They were undaunted by standard pigeon spikes, and nested on the roof as well as on the seventh-floor exterior railings.

spreads through bird droppings, including pigeons’, and through soil containing them. In humans, the infection can cause a pneumonia-like illness and inflammation of the brain and the membranes surrounding the central nervous system. If untreated, it can be fatal. Luckily, the rate of occurrence is very low — about one infection per 100,000 healthy people a year, according to the U.S. Centers for Disease Control and Prevention. However, infection rates for people living with HIV/AIDS are much higher. Because pigeon droppings are acidic and contain crystallizing salts, they can also cause stone structures to crumble. In the case of the Historic Vermont House, it’s a structure with a fair amount of history. Built in 1910 to replace a former hotel on the same site, the Vermont House was the tallest building in Burlington when it opened in 1911. The roof used to hold a garden and solarium from which guests could watch the sun set over Lake Champlain. On that roof today, the Eagle Eye pest deterrents glimmer as they rotate in the sun. What do pigeons think about all this? What’s their response to the efforts to keep them off the Vermont House? Moreover, how do they feel about having been domesticated by humans and then later deemed dangerous pests? I tried to interview one, but it just cooed a little and flew away. m

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is that, at any given time, prostitution prices vary enormously from country to country and city to city. Looking just at Europe, some Swedish prostitutes can earn thousands of dollars a day, while Greek prostitutes, some driven into the business by the collapsed economy, have recently been found to be charging as little as $7. Even within the same city, you can find extremes. A typical highend call girl in the Knightsbridge section of London can easily set you back $250 or $300. My assistant Una once saw an advertisement in a phone booth while on a London shopping spree, touting “We’re identical twins, bisexual and have no taboos.” As one might imagine, the listed price was steep — north of 500 pounds ($750) for an hour’s debauchery.

But the average London hooker doesn’t make anywhere near that much. A 2008 study revealed not only that London had more than 921 brothels, but that the average price for “fullservice” sex was just over $90. Off the city’s tourist beat, sex can be had for well under half that price, sometimes as little as $25. Supply and demand come into play, of course. A recent price war between local girls and foreign prostitutes in London’s West End has dropped the average earnings of sex workers there to as little as $30 per hour. A study of Chicago prostitutes found prices increased an average of 30 percent over a July 4 weekend, despite a 60 percent boost in supply due to an influx of out-of-towners. Variation in services also factors in. These days unprotected

we’ve seen is within the current premium range. A decent way to gauge prostitution pricing over time is to focus on a single city. In 1911 the Vice Commission of Chicago published a survey of local prostitution. There’s no breakdown of price per service, but from the text we learn women were often grouped in “houses” with a standard price, with 50-cent houses at the low end and ranging up to $5 houses. Streetwalkers’ rates ranged from around 50 cents to a dollar, plus the price of a room if needed. A survey of Chicago streetwalkers from 2005 to 2007 found on average they worked 13 hours a week, performing a total of 10 sex acts and making $340: $34 per trick, or $26 an hour. The overall weighted average costs for manual stimulation, oral sex, straight vaginal sex and anal sex were $27, $37, $80 and $94, respectively. In terms of labor value, a dollar in 1911 was the equivalent of somewhere between $75 and $110 in 2007, meaning the real numbers didn’t move much over the intervening century. So never mind price indexes based on the cost of a Big Mac and other such foolishness. There’s reason to think the bedrock economic constant is what it costs an impatient male to get laid.

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nteresting notion, and perfectly plausible. Sex is perhaps the most basic commodity after food and shelter. Few sell themselves for the joy of doing so; they do it to cover the cost of living, usually for lack of other options. Allowing for pricing variations due to attractiveness, services provided and so on (which I acknowledge make for a wide range), and conceding that tolerance for premarital sex may have reduced demand for professional services (in my opinion minimally), the fundamental economic relationship hasn’t changed since we had brains enough to bargain. Ergo, prices for sex ought to be historically stable. However, proving this conjecture is a bitch. Reliable figures for per-trick pricing are difficult to gather, with a large amount of error due to underreporting and other factors, such as whether the john has to pay for the room, alcohol and other favors, not to mention the pimp’s cut. Another problem

sex fetches a premium price: A 2005 study found that Mexican sex workers typically charged anywhere from 20 to 50 percent more for sex without a condom. In London the average upcharge is 14 percent. Another complication is that our knowledge of historical sex pricing is spotty. The merchant’s wife in Chaucer’s Shipman’s Tale sets her rate at 100 francs, which in current money is probably more than $5000, but that whopping figure can’t be taken as reflecting contemporary market values — she’s an amateur who’s run up some serious debt. A better benchmark is that in 15th-century France, a prostitute could earn in half an hour what an agricultural worker would make in half a day. Using U.S. Labor Department figures as a comparison, that’s the equivalent of about $36.50 a trick. More recently, in the period between the two world wars in London, one pound would buy a high-end prostitute — about $230 in today’s money, which as slug signoRino

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are mate switches; they have divorces, a lot of which are caused by territorial challenges: An intruder comes in and wins the day. And, just as we can observe other humans and know about their lives, we can also observe and know every aspect of a loon’s daily life — from egg laying to territorial chases to death. Also, loons kill other loons. And they are extremely territorial, maybe more so than most humans. They require about a 100- to 200-acre region of a lake for breeding. SD: How are they different from us? EH: Loons can tell the difference between an osprey and a bald eagle. Some humans can, too, but loons can tell even from far away, as it’s flying. A loon will look up, and if it’s an osprey it will barely react, but if it’s a bald eagle, it might start its tremolo call or yodel, because eagles will easily take a chick.

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istening to Eric Hanson describe the characters he works with, you might think he directed a reality TV show. Among them he counts stunningly beautiful couples who summer on the lake, Casanovas who bust up long-term relationships and fathers who shun their mates to rear their offspring solo. When he shares these stories, Hanson says, “I never get a blank look.” Hanson, 46, is the coordinator of the Vermont Loon Recovery Project for the Vermont Center for Ecostudies. For the past 15 years, from early spring to late fall, he’s been the on-call guy for all things loon (in the winter, he grooms trails for Craftsbury Outdoor Center). Consequently, Hanson is constantly gathering dramatic tales about the 14pound migratory birds. His charges this year include 80 nesting pairs of loons and their chicks, some Casanova loons, immature “floaters” and about 300 human volunteers. After majoring in biology at Colby College in Maine, Hanson spent two years catching and banding loons. He returned to his home state of Minnesota and entered graduate school for conservation biology with a fellowship from the Department of Natural Resources that helped establish the state’s loonmonitoring program. By the end of his three years there, Hanson had coordinated loon data from 600 lake studies. In 1996 he migrated to Vermont to be closer to his wife’s family and get involved in agriculture. For two years Hanson made cheese, and then, in 1998, just before the birth of the couple’s son, a seasonal job monitoring Vermont loons popped up. Hanson’s skills were a perfect match. As Hanson’s responsibilities have grown over the past 15 years, so has the state loon population, rebounding from about 29 birds three decades ago to 283 this year. Also on his watch, the loonchick survival rate has become the highest in North America, with seven chicks surviving per pair per decade. From May to November, Hanson has canoe and paddles at the ready, and his answering machine and inbox are swamped with observations such as “We spotted a pair with two chicks this

morning!” and “I’ve got a loon stranded in my manure pit!” Seven Days tracked down Vermont’s loon biologist to monitor his habitat and behavior.

far back on their bodies; they’re made for water and for flying, but not for land. But they nest on land, on the shoreline. Another mistake is when people make loon calls Name back to the loon. They Eric Hanson think they’re having fun, but what they’re imitating Town is usually the loon’s distress Craftsbury call.

SEVEN DAYS: What kind of rookie mistakes do humans make when it comes to interacting with loons? ERIC HANSON: SD: How are loons like Job Sometimes they see a bird us? Vermont Loon sitting on shore, and they EH: Well, parentally, both Recovery Project go right up to it, wonderthe mom and dad take care Coordinator ing, Oh, what’s it doing? of the young and are really They don’t realize the bird attentive and invested for is nesting. Loons don’t really walk that three to four months, which is a really much; they have to shuffle on their bel- long time in the bird world. Also, they lies to get up and down; their legs are too don’t necessarily mate for life — there

SD: Where do loons go when they’re not here? EH: Our Vermont loons winter off the New England coast. The Eastern Ontario and Québec loons winter in New Jersey down to the Chesapeake and Carolina coasts. SD: What is the best part of your job? EH: It’s always exciting to help a loon that would not have survived otherwise. I remember my first rescue in Vermont: A female loon on Joe’s Pond [in Danville] was caught up in fishing line. The male had kicked her out because she was viewed as a weakness, and he was raising their four chicks by himself. When she beached herself, we were able to sneak up and nab her and snip her free. Had we not been able to get her, she would have died. Then we just watched for the next half hour as she preened herself. The best part, also, is to see and hear the joys and stories about the loons from all the lake-shore residents and volunteers. The excitement this bird can generate on a lake is incredible … loons are the common thread; they help bring people from all backgrounds together. m Work is a monthly interview feature showcasing a Vermonter with an interesting occupation. Suggest a job you would like to know more about: news@ sevendaysvt.com.

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orns blend with the strings of the kamel n’goni as Afro-funk band Barika rocks out in the Intervale Community Barn. It’s Thursday, and from late June to early September, that means Summervale, a community event designed to draw families to Burlington’s Intervale Center. Parents and kids line up for pizza from American Flatbread. Samples of sweet corn from Slow Food Vermont vanish quickly. But not all the usual vendors are present — chefs from downtown restaurant nika aren’t grilling outside as they usually do. The reason is obvious: rain drumming on the barn roof. It’s not the first time a downpour has caused trouble for the Intervale this year. The weekly scene at Summervale can seem idyllic, but since 2006 farming in Burlington has often been anything but. In recent years, flooding has plagued the Intervale and other farms on the Winooski River watershed. The resulting losses have been enough to drive some farmers out of the industry altogether. At a time when urban agriculture is all the rage, Burlington is a city unusually qualified to feed itself. The 100 acres of farmland in the Intervale currently support 13 farms, producing everything from traditional Native American “three sisters” corn, beans and squash to flowers to rabbits. Since farm businesses aren’t required to report themselves to the state, there are no hard statistics on how many other farms operate in Burlington. Still, if a dome suddenly dropped over the city, Stephen King-style, those farms would — in season, anyway — give Burlington a fighting chance for agricultural bounty. But now the same bottomland location that makes the Intervale fertile is making it a gamble. Some farmers are seeking higher ground to farm outside of Burlington, a choice with challenges of its own. Others have just rolled with Mother Nature’s punches. The Intervale Center, founded in 1988, is a nonprofit corporation that uses its farm-incubator program to attract new farmers to the land that was once little more than an unofficial town dump. Executive director Travis Marcotte says hunters still come down in search of quarry, as they did in the years before shooting was outlawed in the Queen City. The incubator program began taking

the Intervale. On August 29, 2011, volunteers joined farmers as they raced to salvage their crops from the waters engulfing their fields. The damage would eventually total about $750,000. But since Irene, only two farmers have moved their operations elsewhere — Adam’s and Bella Farm. Another, Samara CSA Farm, ceased operations.

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Burlington, along with its locavore restaurants, booming farmers market and groceries such as City Market. Mary Manghis, that store’s produce buyer, says that in her 15 years on the job, she’s seen the city’s farms grow to become a defining factor of Burlington’s identity. “They’re an integral part of this community,” she says. That means when farmers suffer, citizens notice. In recent years, Burlingtonians have learned all too well the costs of flooding, starting with the dearth of local crops at the market. In 2006, a soggy May left fields in ruins, costing Diggers’ Mirth about $20,000. That “near-record rainy season,” as Seven Days reported in December that year, was only the beginning. Five Mays later, in 2011, Lake Champlain experienced historic flooding that backed up into the Winooski River, devastating Adam’s Berry Farm and others. Then came Tropical Storm Irene, two years ago this week. The torrents left Burlington largely unscathed — except for

The weekly scene at Summervale can seem idyllic, but since 2006 farming in Burlington has been anything but. applicants in 1990; today, the competitive application process requires a strong business plan. Farmers who are selected receive subsidized rental rates on their land; use of expensive equipment, such as tractors; and guidance from both Intervale employees and owners of established “mentor farms,” such as Half Pint and Diggers’ Mirth Collective. The Intervale is a keystone of the local food culture that lures people to

o the record rains reflect ongoing climate change, or just unusually cruel and capricious weather? The Intervale’s leadership isn’t waiting around to find out. Marcotte says the organization has been gathering information on surviving climate change for the past 25 years. One result is a partnership between the Intervale Conservation Nursery and the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service to implement a program for monitoring stream-bank restoration projects, which entails planting trees as a stormwater buffer on and around farms across Vermont. Like the Intervale, Vermont’s Agency of Agriculture, Food & Markets has an eye toward how to aid farmers. “When we work with farmers on engineering projects, we work on the guidelines put into place for flood prevention and flood precautions,” says marketing and communications director Alison Kosakowski. “The agency takes climate change seriously. It’s very much in our discussions.” Sometimes prevention isn’t enough, so Marcotte says the Intervale Center is careful to comply with the Federal Emergency Management Agency National Flood Insurance program by modifying sheds and securing infrastructure such as propane tanks. “When Irene hit, there were all these radio stories about propane tanks flying down the Winooski River,” Marcotte recalls, “[and] we essentially didn’t have anything floating away.” Overall, he says, 2011 was no worse a year than 2006 or 2007 for the Intervale. Marcotte suggests that, for many farms that start at the Intervale, leaving is simply part of a successful business trajectory as it was for Bella. But he is also mindful of ways to help vulnerable farms continue to take advantage of the program. Accordingly, he’s participating in early discussions about purchasing additional land under the umbrella of the Intervale. A plot on a property outside the floodplain could provide welcome

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Welton says he believes it’s still presumptuous to blame the flooding on long-term climate change, pointing out that the dry periods between 2000 and 2010 were actually anomalous. The floods of the last few difficult years aren’t necessarily “the new normal,” he suggests. Not to mention that, in Vermont, “the weather is always weird.” Welton realizes some may be spooked by the risks of farming in the Winooski watershed, he says, and he’s joined the discussion with Intervale director Marcotte about adding land on higher ground. Finding such a patch might indeed be part of the Weltons’ five-year plan, the farmer notes. But for now, Half Pint Farm is staying put.

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Half Pint Farm didn’t win this year’s Daysie for best farmers market vendor for naught. There’s nothing quite like the stacks of multicolored heirloom tomatoes, rainbow of peppers and sweet-and-petite microgreens at the farm’s table at the Burlington Farmers Market. At the winter market, Half Pint owners Mara and Spencer Welton sell burritos made with tomatoes, onions and peppers preserved during the summer. That wasn’t part of their original business plan but a creative response to difficult conditions. The Colorado native couple started making the wraps from Mara Welton’s grandmother’s recipes in 2011. The goal was to recoup money from what she called “the shortest summer on record.” That year, despite the major May and August flooding episodes, Half Pint made 80 percent of its projected profit. Now the Weltons are committed to maintaining their farm as a hub of the Intervale. They’re entrenched in the local-food community: Spencer is president of the Burlington Farmers Market, while Mara is chapter president of Slow Food Vermont. When the high school sweethearts moved to Burlington from Pennsylvania, they had the Intervale in mind, recalls Spencer. The excellent soil of a floodplain was part of the appeal, as were the ample storage and greenhouse spaces. The Weltons started their farm in 2002 and experienced their first flood four years later. “It was when we saw the effects a flood would have,” Spencer Welton remembers. “We were able to recoup and have a really good year in 2006.” Since then, Spencer says, he has been determined to mine the floodplain for its rich soil and learn to work around conditions that could be disastrous for less experienced farmers — or, in his words, to “look at those positive attributes and use it to counter that one big negative aspect.” Location helps. Unlike some other Intervale farms, such as Pitchfork, Open Heart and Diggers’ Mirth, Half Pint’s two acres are not in the area water reaches first when the hydrometer

rises. Spencer Welton says he’s learned that, even after a major deluge such as Irene, he can usually get a tractor onto the soil within three days. With a devoted following of customers who understand fluctuations in availability, Welton says Half Pint is likely to meet its financial goals this year. The farmer has been studying National Weather Service hydrographs of the Winooski River, but he knows there are limits to the powers of prediction. “Farming is not risk free. That’s what we’re all trying to come to grips with — how do we weigh the risk versus the reward?” Welton says. “If the risk is small and the benefit is small, it’s not worth it. But the benefit, when it’s good, is it works really well.” For him, he says, “The risk is worth it.”

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insurance to farmers, or give them room to grow. “I think the concept of us having the additional piece of land is powerful,” says Marcotte, who believes “put[ting] together collaborative farm operations across the state of Vermont … [has] nothing to do with climate change and all to do with diversification of our food system.” Once its leaders implement those plans, could the Intervale itself become a casualty of climate change? Pittsfordbased climatologist Alan Betts says he’s seen a significant change in the northern hemisphere’s atmosphere in the past five years or so. “We’re going to have to expect and plan for extremes,” he says. “We’re not going to go back to the relatively stable climate of the last 1000 years. We’re burning fossil fuels; we’re pushing the climate back to a state that the Earth hasn’t seen in the last 20,000 years.” Vermont state climatologist LesleyAnn Dupigny-Giroux is less certain the bad weather is permanent. We owe this year’s rains to a slowing of the jet stream, she says, but there isn’t enough information yet to say if the trend will continue. “With each year, we learn more about the variations and changes in our climate,” Dupigny-Giroux says, noting that “variability” is “an inherent part of the weather/climate” of the Northeast. Betts points out that, even if climate change is a reality, it’s not all bad. Vermont farmers can now grow peaches, and his brussels sprouts crops last almost until Christmas. “I joke that, with a good snow cover, I can [grow them] until Valentine’s [Day],” Betts says. But there’s more to the possibility of an impending tropical climate than warm weather. If more floods come, could Burlington’s farms simply float away, leaving the Intervale a makeshift dump once again? Don’t bet on it. Burlington’s agricultural community didn’t spring up overnight, and it’s unlikely to fade away. Experts such as Marcotte are dedicated to finding solutions and discovering new ways to make their gardens grow. That may mean adding land outside city limits or expanding to patches near the Intervale that the organization doesn’t yet own. But don’t expect to have to buy your summer tomatoes from California anytime soon. Whether Burlington’s farmers are fighting climate change or nasty weather, they must learn to cope — or make the difficult decision to change careers. We talked to the owners of five farms — two who have left city limits, one who remains in the Intervale and two who are still making that agonizing choice — about plowing their way toward an uncertain future. m

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If you stop by the bar at Burlington’s Farmhouse Tap & Grill when bartender Eric Seitz is on duty, you’re more likely to hear him telling tales of manuring fields than of mixing cocktails. The University of Vermont grad started Pitchfork Farm in the Intervale with Rob Rock in 2006, a year after getting his diploma. Both brought experience to the venture: Rock had worked at other Intervale farms, including Maggie’s Tomato Patch and Diggers’ Mirth, since 2003. Seitz spent summers during college laboring at Goose Creek Farm in St. George and in the produce department of Healthy Living Market and Café in South Burlington, getting a taste of two sides of supplying fresh food to consumers. Seitz and Rock chose the Intervale in large part for its farm-incubation program, which enabled them to start their business with an investment of just a few thousand dollars. The property’s proximity to the Burlington market was another plus. Now, though, the partners are wondering if they can continue. In good years, Pitchfork grows more than 30 varieties of veggies, with a focus on greens, roots and tomatoes. Starting with an acre and a half, the farm grew to 20 acres. The restaurants it has supplied read like a who’s who of the Burlington dining scene, including the Farmhouse and Bluebird restaurant groups, Leunig’s Bistro, nika and American Flatbread. Pitchfork has also sold to Healthy Living, City Market and one of Burlington’s largest consumers of local food, Fletcher Allen Health Care. But this year, the 20 acres are back down to two. Seitz and Rock have let their employees go, and both farmers now rely on second jobs to support themselves and their farm. Seitz, who farmed full time last year, has been back behind the bar at Farmhouse since July 5. Rock has donned a welding mask to work for Conant Metal & Light and Kat Clear, artists whose work can be seen at several of the restaurants Pitchfork Farm supplies.

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500 hours of work that came out as a loss. R o b R o c k , P itc h f o r k Fa r m Rock estimates that Pitchfork lost $85,000 in revenue this year. For them, 2013 was a bigger disaster than Irene. “This spring, we did probably 500 hours of work that came out as a loss,” he adds. Now Rock faces the strong possibility that he’ll have to leave the business he loves. “At this point, both Eric and I, if we were to stay in ag, it’s gonna take some really creative thinking,” he says. “Just in the near future, I can’t see any way to make a full-time living.” Rock has enrolled in engineering classes, looking toward a possible second career. The farmers agree that this is likely their last year at the Intervale. Seitz says he’s considering indoor farming, but he wants to remain in Chittenden County, where the cost of warehouse space would likely be prohibitive. So what’s next for Pitchfork Farm? “The short answer is: ‘I don’t know,’” says Seitz.

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The Intervale’s farm-incubation program aims to give businesses the tools they need to mature. But sometimes the best game plan for farmers is leaving the nest — or, to use a more appropriate metaphor, flying the coop in search of higher ground. When Adam Hausmann began planting berries in the Intervale as Adam’s Berry Farm 11 years ago, he joked that he had moved to the big city — from his then-home of Lincoln — to start a farm. But Hausmann says he knew it was the right decision to join the active network of a larger community. By 2004, Hausmann was questioning the choice, as spring flooding drowned more than an acre of his fall raspberries. He always knew to expect flooding from spring thaws, he says. But, as more dramatic events piled up in 2006 and 2011, Hausmann realized the weather’s unpredictability left him unable to plan for disaster. file: jordan silverman

An uncertain future: Pitchfork Farm

The ones that got away: Adam’s Berry Farm and Full Moon Farm

What happened? Seitz says Pitchfork Farm has had a flooding incident in six of its seven years. In 2006, its “very first year,” he “had to canoe out to salvage irrigation equipment that was in boxes floating away.” Isn’t a certain amount of rising water normal, and even beneficial, in a floodplain? Yes, Seitz says, in March or April, before most of the crops go in. “It’s what makes the floodplain so rich to farm,” he notes. The problem is when the floods arrive after the crops are in place. This year, heavy rain in May came early enough that most farms, including Pitchfork, were able to replant the greater part of their crops. It was a second episode, in which several inches of rain fell on July 4 and 5, that damaged the farm.

To work around the possibility of a deluge, he shifted his plantings to drier sections of the farm, replanted on raised beds and tried planting only disease-resistant varieties of his berries. He constructed hoop houses to protect the delicate fruit. But it wasn’t enough. For Hausmann, a lost crop has even more devastating consequences than it does for most other farmers. Many of his perennial bushes take five to eight years to mature, and he can’t grow his business when he can’t grow his berries. So he decided to move to higher ground. “The Intervale has been a wonderful place to grow a business and interact with a community. I am proud to be part of this nationwide urban-farming revolution that the IC has been at the forefront of,” Hausmann writes in an email. “But, for our own farm’s stability, we needed to move forward by eliminating a major natural event that impacts the growing cycle.” The Vermont Land Trust helped Hausmann find a plot of land in East Charlotte, about 25 minutes outside Burlington, so he can stay close to the community he has grown to love. In April, he started moving 3500 mature blueberry bushes and replanting strawberries, raspberries, gooseberries, currants, kiwis and a small stone-fruit orchard on his new land. Another prominent Intervale farmer who pulled up stakes is David Zuckerman, who started Full Moon Farm there in 1999. In 2008, the state lawmaker and his wife, Rachel Nevitt, moved to Hinesburg. They wanted to add pigs and chickens to their workload, a potentially perilous decision on a floodplain. Tending their livestock has been tiring work, but there’s been no flooding so far, says Zuckerman, and he’s fared far better since leaving Burlington. He says the biggest problem the rains brought him this year was “extremely intense” weed pressure. Both farms are still popular vendors at the Burlington Farmers Market. They may have left city limits, but Hausmann clarifies why they’re unlikely to leave the area: “I love working with the Burlington community. The population is food centered and truly notices taste. Can you imagine better customers?”

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The Intervale isn’t the only Burlington farmland on a floodplain. Mike Betit and his now-wife, Amanda Andrews, began their “urban farm adventure” by moving from Wheelock to Ethan Allen Parkway in 2010. That same year, the adventure really began with floods in April and November. Andrews says she wasn’t too concerned at first. “The word on the street was, ‘It’s a floodplain, it floods every 10 years, it’s not a big deal,’” she recalls. But, unlike farmers at the Intervale, the couple had more than the Winooski River to worry about. Andrews says she soon learned, “When you’re this close to the lake, the water table is high, and there’s nowhere for it to drain off to.” Unlike the other farms profiled in this story, Tamarack Hollow has more than produce on its nearly 30 acres of land. The residents of the farm include oxen that work the land as draft animals, as well as pigs, cows, lambs and chickens slaughtered for meat. The wet soil that has plagued the farm since Andrews and Betit moved in has prevented them from getting machines onto the drenched, overgrown main pasture to turn it around for planting.

The heavy rains may skip some years, but Andrews believes climate change has left a clear impression on her land. She says topographical maps of her property show the river running a different course from its current one. She and Betit can no longer wait, she says, for the weather to stabilize. Now the two are rethinking career goals. Andrews says they both have strong reasons for farming and would find it difficult to stop, but they’ve had to consider the possibility. “What does seven years’ farming experience get you in the real world?” Andrews asks. “You look through the job postings, and what you’d be qualified for is pretty slim.” That leaves them looking for new land to farm. Betit’s kids from a previous marriage live in Calais, so the couple has been searching for property in the Barre-Montpelier region. a manda and r ew s, ta ma r a c k ho l l o w far m Andrews is aware that leaving would entail a trade-off. “The calculus for farming in Vermont Many Burlington farms had an excellent year in 2012, has always been, you can be in a river valley and you have when Hurricane Sandy largely bypassed Vermont. Not a good growing season; or you’re on the uplands and you struggle every year, and your soil isn’t as great and your Tamarack, which has sold at the Union Square Greenmarket growing season isn’t long,” she laments. “It’s always a losing in New York City since 2005 and now offers communitysupported agriculture (CSA) shares in the big city. Sandy proposition.” For now, she and Betit are committed to making farming displaced the market, costing the farm an enormous amount work, come hell or high water. Just not in Burlington. of its income. This year alone, Andrews estimates that Tamarack Hollow has lost $100,000. She and Betit planted normally in the spring, then replanted after the crops were destroyed in May. In July, those crops, including an acre and a half of potatoes; an acre of carrots; and broccoli, cauliflower, kale, summer squash and zucchini, were all drowned.

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oward Norman’s writing is compelling in its restraint. That may sound like trumped-up literarycritic praise and not an honest reaction: Who really likes restraint? It’s a withholding of something, not a giving. But it’s also a mystery. The dry, elliptical utterances hinting at hidden depths of feeling; the terse precision of word choice; the rhythmic prose circling something unspoken — in parttime Vermonter Norman’s fiction, all these forms of restraint generate uncommon tension and beauty. In a memoir, however, many readers expect the opposite of restraint. From St. Augustine to Rousseau and onward, confession — usually with all the gory details — has been the cornerstone of autobiograpy. For the typical memoirist today, the genre offers an opportunity to make oneself the

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FROM I HATE TO LEAVE THIS BEAUTIFUL PLACE: Throughout that first afternoon at McClures Beach, the heat was counterbalanced by sea breezes, whitecaps glinted in the sun, and the sea alternated between blue-grey and blue, depending on how the light presented it. In small flocks and individual presences, flying in, flying off, skittering along the beach, I saw sandpipers, dowitches, surfbirds, willets, tattlers, turnstones, and plovers. At times they made for a riotous neighborhood of birds, and then, as if a crosswind had erased all life, the beach was suddenly bereft of them. I loved, as I have always loved, watching sanderlings hustle about and forage with their bills as if trying to stitch in place the wavering margin between tide and beach, a margin that soaks away with every wave. (I wondered once if this was the inspiration for invisible ink.) And high aloft over the cliffs, hawks and vultures were kiting the thermals. Late one afternoon I saw an enormous charcoalhued, zeppelin-shaped cloud drop a curtain of rain, which was spectrally backlit by a glow from the farther sea. And soon a flock of pelicans flew straight out of that rain, as if it were an ancient form of bathing. The pelicans arrived and congregated on the beach, bellying out individual hammocks of sand, muttering, bickering, bill-clacking, and then all at once shut down all utterances, tucking into themselves for a communal nap.

hero of a story, whether it’s “I survived an insane upbringing” or “My addiction hurt everyone I loved.” Readers will find no such self-mythologizing in Norman’s I Hate to Leave This Beautiful Place, a memoir composed of five separate narratives, each set at a different time and place in the author’s life. These chapters do hold dark acts and accidents, some of them perpetrated by the narrator and more of them weathered by him: a father’s abandonment, a theft that leads to violence, a lover’s death, a reckless auction bid, an icon’s murder, a poet’s murdersuicide. But there is no overarching tale of, say, endurance or coming of age. The closest Norman comes to unifying his work under any such “theme” is in the introduction, where he writes: How does someone with a confused soul, as I consider mine to be, try to gain some clarity and keep some emotional balance and find some joy, especially after a number of incidents of arresting strangeness have happened in a life? […] If there is one thing that connects these disparate experiences, it is the hopeful idea of locating myself in beloved landscapes — Northern California, Nova Scotia, Vermont, the Arctic — and of describing how they offered a home for honest introspection, a place to think things through. Often I just wanted to look at birds for days on end, shore birds in particular. As a theme for a memoir, this “hopeful idea” may sound anticlimactic in the extreme: Wait, weird and disturbing stuff happened to you, and then you healed by looking at birds? Indeed, the memoir repeatedly describes Norman doing just that — no dramatic confrontations, no lyrical epiphanies. Just watching birds (or people). And the result is mysteriously satisfying, much like the author’s avian encounters. Let’s start with those. Norman doesn’t help out undergrad essay writers — who will recognize birds as a recurring motif in his work — by explaining here what they “mean” to him. Just the opposite. In one chapter, Isador Sarovnik, an escapee from Nazi Germany whom the author describes as his surrogate uncle, poses an acerbic question: “What’s with you and birds, anyway? I don’t understand.”

Norman’s answer is maddeningly enigmatic or perfectly sufficient, depending on your point of view: “I look at those sea ducks and I wonder where they go at the end of a day.” Where Isador doubtless expects insight into Norman’s avian fascination — do birds represent freedom to him? A stable family “nest”? — all he gets is more specifics, and a mystery that, Isador claims, isn’t really one: “At the end of the day they go home,” he snaps back. “What’s there to figure out?” Actually, maybe there’s a lot to figure out, starting with what it means to “go home.” In I Hate to Leave This Beautiful Place, the nature of home is ever shifting, never guaranteed, fraught with ominous potential. The first section, “Advice of the Fatherly Sort,” takes us to Norman’s boyhood home in Grand Rapids, Mich. — a home that, without explanation, his father has abandoned. (He’s become a fixture at the local soda fountain.) In “Grey Geese Descending,” set in Halifax, the author makes himself at home in his late girlfriend’s apartment and mourns her by conducting nightly séances there. The title essay takes us to Pangnirtung, an Arctic village where the local folklore is rife with “threatening entities” that appear over the horizon to menace the homeland. In “Kingfisher Days,” Norman’s Vermont summer home is haunted by visions of a Confederate soldier. And in the final section, “The Healing Powers of the Western Oystercatcher,” the author and his family must recover from an unthinkable violation of their Washington, D.C., home after a summer tenant kills herself and her son there. The book’s title comes from an Inuit tale translated by Norman during his years collecting Arctic oral histories: It’s the cry of a man who has been transformed into a goose and must migrate or die. But sometimes, Norman’s remembrances suggest, home migrates from us. And the only way to lure back the sense of safety — always temporary — is through rituals, stories and a quiet openness to the world. That meditative openness is key to grasping why this memoir is not just — or

even primarily — about the travails of Howard Norman. If the author exercises unusual restraint in telling us how he felt about a given event, it’s not because he’s close-lipped, but because he has so much to show us. Some of the book’s most powerful passages are ones where the narrator is more observer than actor. In the Arctic chapter, for instance, Norman describes learning of John Lennon’s shooting from the radio. The news provokes a drunken, all-night jam by an Inuit Lennon cover band called Nanook the Gook, the lyrics “distinctly accompanied by … fits of sobbing.” In another passage (see excerpt), Norman chronicles the bird life he observes at California’s Point Reyes National Seashore, where he’s gone to recover a sense of “joy” after the incident that brought undesired fame on his D.C. house. These acts of witnessing are conveyed in artful, never self-consciously “literary” prose. The spaces between Norman’s sentences and paragraphs — what isn’t said — pack as much punch as the words themselves. (“Through the bookmobile window,” he writes, for instance, “I saw my father eleven times that summer. The number has no meaning except that it wasn’t more or less. Yet I remember it was eleven.”) The same is true of dialogue, which Norman presents like a dramatist, reproducing long exchanges with minimal tags or commentary. There are gory details here, for the patient reader, and self-insight, too. But I Hate to Leave This Beautiful Place is the antithesis of a “tell-all.” Norman demonstrates that telling just some of the story, and telling it right, is the best way to make readers feel like they’ve been steeped in the atmosphere of his “beautiful places” and would hate to leave them, too.

I Hate to Leave This Beautiful Place by Howard Norman, Houghton Mifflin Harcourt, 194 pages. $26.

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ometimes, Michael Bosia says, he likes to “torment” his students at Saint Michael’s College. The political science professor tells them that when he pursued a bachelor’s degree in 1979, one semester at California State University cost him about $60. Even adjusted for inflation, that price tag must sound puny to the students and parents who now shell out close to $20,000 for one semester at the small liberal arts school in Colchester. But the professor also reveals another part of his past: Neither of his own parents attended college or even finished high school. In a phone conversation with Seven Days, Bosia says that where he grew up in the San Francisco Bay area, parents more often sought jobs as policemen and Clothes for Women firefighters. His mother stayed at home 102 Church Street | 864-0414 until he and his older brothers finished w w w. e x p r e s s i o n s v t . c o m high school, while his father drove a taxi after serving in World War II. By sharing this, Bosia hopes to make 8v-expressions082813.indd 1 8/27/13 1:51 PMother “first-gen” students in his classroom take notice. “I think that kind of coming-out process as a first-generation college student, it tells them there are things that can be achieved, and it’s not something to be ashamed of,” Bosia says. “We all assume that if the professors have PhDs, their parents do — like PhDs are a family tradition.” When Bosia delivers that same piece of his autobiography on Thursday, September 5, it won’t be in front of his own students. He’ll be speaking as part of a panel discussion open to all first-gen students in St. Mike’s incoming freshman class. That event — as well as an invitation-only welcome dinner this Sunday — represents a new push by the college’s Center for Multicultural Affairs to better orient and empower first-gen students for what can be a daunting experience. At the discussion, Bosia will most likely on Trip Advisor acknowledge that the difficulties facing for Burlington off any Segway Activities. first-gen students are at least twofold. On tour with this ad the home front, they may find relationships with less-educated family members and friends strained. And, as they plan their future, it can be hard for first-gen students to visualize the academic and professional opportunities available beyond a bachelor’s degree. Bosia was a case in point: Only after working on the staff of the California legislature for 10 years did he realize that graduate school was an option, he says. 277 Pine Street • 802.489.5113 He went on to earn a master’s and PhD

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from Northwestern University and now regularly travels the world for his research on the challenges of globalization to local movements. But his success has created distance, he concedes, between him and his family. “My mother makes a point of calling me ‘professor’ when she wants to take me down a notch or two,” Bosia says. He also Americanizes his pronunciation of French words to avoid being mocked for sounding pretentious. Bosia describes two first-gen St. Mike’s students who have responded well to his own example. One of them, an underperforming student whose father was a tradesman, perked up when he heard the professor’s story. Ultimately, Bosia says, the student took more classes with him and began to excel. The other student, Ryan LaRochelle, had Bosia for his academic advisor. The son of a concrete-safety superviser and a teacher’s aid in Pittsfield, Mass., LaRochelle entered college intent on becoming a high school teacher. Now 24,

he graduated from St. Mike’s in 2010 and is pursuing a PhD in political science at Brandeis University. Reached by phone, LaRochelle says that Bosia’s advice helped him explain his postgraduate ambitions to his parents, who had never envisioned their son as a professor. Multicultural student affairs director Moise St. Louis, who enlisted Bosia and other faculty members who were first-gen college students for next week’s panel discussion, hopes similar success stories will result from such events. “First-generation college students are not a group that we often think a lot about,” St. Louis says over the phone. He explains that the goal of the special programming is “to identify the experiences that firstgeneration students have that may get in the way of their success, and try to provide the program that can really streamline services in the front end that can make their experiences successful.” Based on educational profiles submitted by the 500-odd students entering the school this year, St. Louis determined that

70 qualified for formal invitations to the of Massachusetts Amherst, a much dinner and discussion. At the time of this larger school, as one that is seriously writing, 40 had responded. considering how to bring them into the The events, as well as peer and faculty fold. Throughout the year, St. Louis’ mentorships that will continue throughout department will offer follow-up resources the school year, are the culmination of a tailored to the needs of each student, yearlong effort by St. Louis to speak with whether related to financial aid or course first-gen students from across Vermont selection. and develop ways to address their issues. “What we don’t want to do is assume For April Hoyt, one of the students that every first-generation student’s needs who helped St. Louis plan the events, just are the same. We want to individualize completing her college application and the programs, so they can get the needs financial-aid forms proved a challenge. they have met,” St. Louis says. “That’s the Speaking by phone, Hoyt says she often beauty of working at a small institution, plodded through the sea of paperwork that you can, in fact, be nimble about it.” without her parents’ help. With a mother According to Jacqueline Murphy, working in retail and a father who has had an alum and director of undergraduate trouble finding employment, Hoyt forged admissions at St. Mike’s, that ongoing their signatures when neither was around. support couldn’t arrive at a better time. Now entering her senior year and “Getting them in the door is one thing. considering graduate school, the South Getting them to stay for four years can Burlington native be a challenge,” and psychologyMurphy says philosophy double of low-income major has taken students. She out federal loans, cites studies that landed several suggest a growing scholarships and gap in collegeheld down oncompletion rates and off-campus between students jobs. Among from high- and classmates whose low-resource parents provided families. advice and living Murphy, who allowances, Hoyt will also speak on has often faced her the panel, agrees own challenges in with St. Louis silence. about the grit and “I was working determination of and going to the students who michAE l B oSiA school full time. soldiered through It was hard, the application knowing that I had to figure out all that process to get into a college of St. Mike’s stuff for my education,” she says. “People caliber and cost. just didn’t understand the stress. I couldn’t Even though he jokes with his students participate in the social scene. I didn’t about that cost, Bosia says he recognizes have many friends. People can’t fathom what sets their private, liberal arts that at all.” education apart from the one he got at a Citing a “socioeconomic stratification” state school. That’s not just book learning, at St. Mike’s, Hoyt says that her peers have he notes, but the experience of living in a reacted in different ways to her working- dorm and developing a network of friends class background. and alumni — and benefiting from the “You run into people who don’t respect guidance of programs like the first-gen you, and you run into a lot of people who events next week. do respect you for it,” she says, “so you’ve Bosia recalls that when he looked at got to figure out who’s going to respect you equivalent liberal arts schools on the West and hang out with them.” Coast 30 years ago, the tuition scared him Hoyt now credits St. Mike’s with off. But now, he says, scholarships and providing counseling and resources. other financial resources are available to St. Louis — or Mo, as she calls him — help students defray the cost. The result was helpful. So was Crystal L’Hôte, a is a much more thorough, game-changing philosophy professor and mentor who education, Bosia concludes — “the kind will sit on the panel next week. This of education that’s going to put them on a summer, Hoyt has been helping out with different playing field.” m orientation sessions organized by St. Louis’ department for first-gen students, First Generation Faculty Panel as well for students from other cultures discussion. Thursday, September 5, 5 and backgrounds. p.m. in the Quad Commons Multipurpose St. Louis isn’t aware of many schools Room, St. Michael’s College in Colchester. with similar first-gen programs, he Info, 654-2663 or 654-2536. says, but he describes the University

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An evening with Ke$ha at the Champlain Valley Fair escorted the girl away, leaving a small pool of vomit to fester on the grass. Eventually SPW launched into what must be their signature song, “Drink,” which reminded us how very sober we were. If you want a drink in the Champlain Valley Fair grandstand, you have to leave the concert arena. So we escaped lead singer Justin Tranter’s enthusiastic twerking and pumped up for Ke$ha in the beer garden. After all, we’re talking about a singer whose biggest hit kicks off with the following ode to debauchery: “Before I leave brush ma teeth with a bottle of Jack / cuz when I leave for the night I ain’t comin’ back.” We pushed our way back into the golden circle just before Ke$ha’s set began. By then, the sun had set and the stage was filling up with beefy male backup dancers lunging around with long swords. Suddenly Ke$ha’s voice descended from on high. “We are the crazy people,” she said, before launching into a disconcertingly earnest lecture about self-acceptance. She stepped onto the stage with a blinding light. I held up my hand to block it and just barely made out Ke$ha. She wore an uncomfortable-looking leotard covered in a mosaic of glass (or plastic?), glittery boots and nothing else. Her long blond hair looked and moved like a Barbie doll’s.

MusiC I don’t think of myself as old. I mean, I’m 30. But I was suddenly acutely aware of my awkward moves. And I felt a wave of embarrassment for Ke$ha, whose limited repertoire of dance moves included grinding her pelvis left or swirling it slowly right. I wondered why she chose to wear this high-cut leotard that looked like a Lady Gaga rip-off. And the show went on. Don’t get me wrong, it had its moments. Ke$ha upped her game in a song I’d never heard called “Gold Trans Am,” an oddly patriotic ode to roadside raunch that begins, “Wham bam, thank you, man.” A stagehand wheeled out a shoddy jungle gym — from which our golden pop star dangled — and the dancers, wearing ripped marching-band jackets, swarmed beneath her. The number culminated when Ke$ha and her male minions strapped metal “chastity belts” around their groins and

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t was my first pop concert. I went to see Ke$ha at the Champlain Valley Fair with a glittered-up posse: three girlfriends from college and Seven Days marketing and events manager Corey Grenier, who had braided her platinum hair into cornrows. I wore a skin-tight denim jumpsuit because … why not? We were in it for the dancing and the silliness. I have a weakness for Ke$ha’s rowdy, raunchy songs, but Corey is a true pop-concert connoisseur. Her first concert, in fourth grade, was the Spice Girls. Since then she’s seen the Backstreet Boys (three times), *NSYNC (twice), Britney Spears, Katy Perry and Lady Gaga. So where did Ke$ha fall in Corey’s pantheon of pop princesses? “It was the worst performance I’d ever been to,” she told me afterward. “It was a hot mess. And I don’t know why I expected anything more, because [a hot mess is] what she aims to be.” It was easy to spot the Ke$ha fans at the fair. Mostly teen and tween girls, they were slathered in sparkles. We stopped for $4 corn dogs and watched two teen girls (sisters, perhaps?) sashay toward the grandstand in matching gold-lamé tube dresses. After snarfing down our snacks, we funneled into what had been billed as the “golden circle” — actually the generaladmission standing pit. The sun was still beaming when the opening act, Semi Precious Weapons, took the stage. Near the beginning of their set, a young lady behind us casually barfed. I turned around shortly after the projectile landed. She gazed ahead unfazed, gently wiping chunks from her chin. We stepped away from the drama as a security guard

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Vermont markets, but Brattleboro’s — founded in the early 1970s — is older, semipermanent and, though not quite as large, just as diverse. A lunchtime spread might include stewed Malian beef, local chai, basil rolls, fresh focaccia, shao mai dumplings and local chicken tacos. Several of the nearly 60 vendors who set up in the wooden kiosks each week have been coming to the market for more than 30 years, and a few were among the original back-to-the-landers who bought cheap land in southern Vermont. Peter Dunning of Mile Hill Brattleboro Farmers Market, May through October: Saturdays, 9 a.m. to 2 p.m. on Route 9 near the covered bridge; Wednesdays, 10 a.m to 2 p.m. on Whetstone Pathway, Lower Main Street. brattleborofarmersmarket.com

Farm in Springfield began selling his farm-slaughtered lamb there in 1982, unfettered by meat-processing laws. “I made enough money to survive as a farmer,” he recalls. “Even now, this is where I make my living. It’s a political and social thing, too. The market plays a vital role in the local food economy.” Lisa Holderness of Deer Ridge Farm comes to the market every Saturday with her husband, Jerry Smith, who sells flowers and syrup — and has for three decades. Holderness has met thousands of people from all over the world, she says, adding, “This is generally considered the best farmers market most people have ever been to, both for the atmosphere and the diversity of the vendors.” It’s true, there’s a lot to choose from here: carnitas tacos from the Taco Barn; coconut gelato; crisp hard cider from Whetstone Ciderworks; dozens of cheeses; copious berries; lettuces and other fresh veggies from Old Athens Farm, Guerrilla Grown Produce and others. “I’ve been to a number of different markets, and they’re all a little different,” says Brattleboro resident Dora Bouboulis, who once served on the town’s selectboard and seems to know everyone. She chats in between bites of wood-fired pizza. “This one has a ton of truly local produce and probably the most organic food of any market I’ve been to,” Bouboulis says. “Plus tons of ethnic food.” She points out that Tropical Storm Irene washed out the market in 2011, but volunteers rebuilt it within weeks. The board is now hoping to purchase the market’s long-term home lot, from current owner Green Mountain Power.

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very Saturday morning during the summer in Brattleboro, just west of the covered bridge on Route 9, the road typically fills with a crush of cars. They’re headed toward and away from a cluster of tents loaded with seedlings, ice cream, meat, cheese, vegetables and more. It can take a while to find parking at the Brattleboro Farmers Market, but once you’re inside, you’re golden. The Burlington Farmers Market in City Hall Park may be the crown jewel of northern

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RUGELACH AND CHILLED FRUIT SOUP from Betz Baking Owner Beth-Ann Betz managed the New England Bach Festival for years until it folded, when she turned her hand to baking. Not standard-issue baking, either: Her kiosk is stocked with slightly offbeat eats such as plum torte, pistachio ma’amoul and a buttery, cinnamony rugelach that writer Marian Burros praised in 2007 as “quintessential” and the “ideal homemade rugelach.” Betz’s chilled fruit soup — made with plums, cherries and more — also has a cult following. As she sells a quart to customer (and songwriter) Brad Bailey, he hands over verses that he wrote in its praise: “Fruit soup, or Ben & Jerry’s... / I just decided cherries / It’s not that I lack luster / My health I will not muster / When wanting something cool / Fruit soup will be the rule.”

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enough, this year it will get an extra shot in the arm. Next Friday night will mark the debut of ArtsrIot’s new café, gallery and performance space in the Pine Street building where Fresh Market used to be. ArtsRiot owners FElIx WAI and pJ MchEnry — plus an army of carpenters and others — have been busy for weeks readying the airy space at 400 Pine Street for the opening. At the party, photographs by Jan Reynolds and music from Rough Francis and other bands will share space with steamed buns and dumplings from chef rIchArD WIttIng. After Art Hop, the Chinese-food-focused café will primarily serve weekday lunches, says McHenry, with hours extending into the early evening. “Be on the lookout for exciting food” as the menu evolves in the first few months, he adds. ArtsRiot Café’s initial menu is dense with dumplings and steamed buns stuffed with the likes of braised pork belly and beef with cabbage, onions, cumin and cilantro. A separate vegetarian menu taps mushrooms, braised seitan, garlic and chives as fillings. Special dishes — such as spiced-beef skewers and a mystery dish listed only in Chinese — round out what McHenry calls “Chinese tapas.” The restaurant will also have daily specials based on the different cuisines of China. Those could serve as snacks to accompany the beverages flowing behind the 20-foot-long pineand-steel bar: a half dozen draft beers, a selection of sake and a menu of classic cocktails “with a twist,”

thE FArMhousE group’s guIlD coMMIssAry has been up and running for more than a month. Last Wednesday, master butcher FrAnk pAcE and chef toM DEckMAn unveiled the ultimate fruit of their labors with the official opening of guIlD FInE MEAts at 111 St. Paul Street. New items are still slowly rolling out on the deli’s large menu, including soups, local-licious salads and side salads. The build-your-own sandwich menu is a fantasia for meat lovers. lAplAttE rIvEr Angus FArM roast beef, vErMont hErItAgE grAzErs smoked ham and ADAMs FArM smoked turkey are the basics, but Deckman is also producing mortadella, capicola, pastrami and meatballs, as well as tuna and chicken salads. Even vegetarians have a “meat” option — tempeh bacon. The sandwiches are served on house rolls (white or whole wheat) with a choice of cheese, up to three veggies and a spread, such as grainy homemade mustard or cranberry aioli. Besides homemade sausages, artfully tied roasts and dry-aged steaks, the store is well stocked with old-timey candies, house spice rubs and desserts from Farmhouse Group pastry chef sAMAnthA MADDEn, including airy doughnuts, pies, cakes and cookies. Particularly notable is a decadent, buttery maple shortbread edged with chewy chunks of Deckman’s smoky bacon.

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from Jerry Smith of Deer Ridge Farm Jerry Smith makes a mean maple syrup, but his tables burst with a kaleidoscope of zinnias, daisies and lisianthus. He’s known here as “the flower man,” and his wife, Lisa Holderness, says he’s sold at the market for 30 years. Come September, the flowers won’t wane, either. “It’s a great time for calendulas and sunflowers and zinnias and amaranth and dahlias and tithonia,” Holderness says. Tithonia? “It’s an incredible iridescent bright orange flower, also called Mexican torch flower.”

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Poulet au Yassa from Malian Cuisine Wrapped in a colorful kanga, owner Dieneba Macalou presides over a table of steaming Malian stews such as vegetarian Naboulou — spinach cooked in peanut butter — and tart, gently spicy Poulet au Yassa, or chicken thighs cooked with mustard, onions and lime juices. Wash it down with sweet, minty hibiscus juice.

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Takeshi and Linda Akaogi are local pioneers of sorts, at least in the Vermont agriculture community. They began experimenting with growing rice in 2006 and now sell it at the market alongside the veggies — including edamame — they’ve vended there since 1985.

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from Peter Dunning of Mile Hill Farm The booth for Springfield’s Mile Hill Farm is a treat for the senses, especially touch: Owner Peter Dunning sells soft, brightly colored yarn made from the wool he shears from his own sheep. The bearded Dunning has been coming to the market since 1982, when he began selling lamb shish kabobs. “I slaughtered them in my yard, cut them up in my kitchen, marinated them in my fridge and cooked them on my woodstove,” he recalls. Laws passed since then have made that process all but impossible, Dunning notes with a wince. He still sells his own pork at the market, though, and produces veggies, berries, honey, milk and cider on his farm.

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pickling festivals. “The most fun things that we do are the hot maple beets, the sweet beets with heat,” she said, adding that she plans to weave more hot peppers into her oeuvre next year. Beyond the Blue Book, Carson suggested hitting the online USDA Complete Guide to Home Canning, which proffers advice on everything from making berry syrup to canning rabbit. Also, she advised, home picklers should know that certain vinegars work better with certain items. “White vinegar gives [a pickle] a bit more of an acidic taste, which you might want to use with sugars” such as fruit, Carson noted. “Cider vinegar gives your pickles a lighter flavor. But play with your food. Experiment!” To a certain point, that is. Carson, who has tried pickling just about everything, can steer a beginning pickler away from one food with certainty: “Grapes. Don’t do it,” she said. “They’re horrible!” I twisted open my experiments a few days later and found mixed results. As Carson predicted, the things I’d pickled with cider vinegar had a softer edge than those on which I’d used white vinegar. The eggs — pickled with white vinegar — were powerfully sharp and spicy

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(“Put them in potato salad,” suggested Carson). The watermelon rind was an intense, almost tropical mash-up of salty, sweet and tart. As a garnish for some grilled shrimp, though, it was amazing. I did kick myself for not following tips on keeping the pickling process safe: Any type of canning or preserving comes with a risk for bacteria, including the organism responsible for botulism, which can grow in the absence of air. I sanitized my jars in the dishwasher, but it’s also key to keep your jars hot before you put fruits, vegetables or eggs in them. (Because I didn’t seal my jars in boiling water, I kept them in the refrigerator afterward.) Lessons learned for next time — when the spring will bring a bumper crop of wild ramps.

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vinegar mixture into jar until almost at the lip. Seal tightly and place in the fridge. Eggs will be ready in five to eight days.

PICKLED WATERMELON RIND WITH FENNEL 1/2 watermelon 4 cups water 1 tablespoon plus 1 teaspoon salt 1 cup rice vinegar 1 teaspoon sugar Bay leaf 6 peppercorns 1/2 cup slivered fennel, with fronds One sanitized 12-ounce jar, with lid

Before you begin pickling, sanitize your jars by running them through a dishwasher without soap, or by submerging them, on a wire rack, for 10 minutes in a pot of boiling water. If you don’t sanitize properly, you will risk bacteria growth in your jars.

To prepare rind, remove the dark outer layer of the watermelon with a peeler, then use a knife to take off the next half inch of rind, leaving a sliver of flesh on the ends for color and flavor. Cut the rind into 1-by-2-inch slivers and boil in water with one teaspoon of salt until soft, about four minutes. Drain. In a separate saucepan, boil remaining ingredients except for fennel. Once they’re boiling, add rind and simmer for three minutes more. Remove from heat and cool for at least a half hour. Spoon rinds into a hot Ball jar, then add fennel. Ladle vinegar mixture into hot Ball jar until almost at the lip. Seal tightly and place in fridge. You can eat the rinds as early as the next day, though they’ll become tangier over time.

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1 eggplant Sea salt 2 cups water 1 cup vinegar 1/2 cup extra-virgin olive oil 1 clove garlic, sliced Sprig of fresh oregano Pinch of red pepper flakes One sanitized 12-ounce jar, with lid

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Sanitize Ball jars with lids. Wash and drain cucumbers. Combine sugar, salt, vinegar and water in a large saucepot. Tie spices in a spice bag; add bag to vinegar mixture; simmer 15 minutes. Pack cucumbers into hot jars, leaving a quarter-inch headspace; put one head of dill in each jar. Ladle hot liquid over cucumbers, leaving a quarter-inch headspace. Remove air bubbles by gently pressing down on contents with the back of a wooden spoon. Adjust two-piece caps. Process pints and quarts for 15 minutes in a boiling-water canner. They’re ready to eat within a day or two and will keep for about a month in the refrigerator.

Trim and peel eggplant, halve it width-wise and cut into one-inch slivers. Place eggplant in a strainer and toss with salt to coat; leave for a half hour to remove bitterness. Rinse eggplant and gently squeeze to wring out remaining moisture. Bring the vinegar and water to a boil, then add eggplant and cook for three minutes. Drain eggplant and place in colander in sink covered with a small plate; weigh down plate with a heavy object — I used a growler. Let eggplant drain for one hour, then gently squeeze again to remove excess moisture. In a large bowl, toss eggplant with oil, garlic, oregano and red pepper and spoon into hot Ball jar. Dribble over more olive oil until it reaches within a quarter-inch of the jar’s top. Seal tightly and refrigerate (although my Italian relatives hot-sealed the jar and kept it on the shelf). Eggplant will be ready to sample within two days but tastes best after a few weeks.

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Art in the Alley: A themed arts fest centered on reuse, recycle and repurpose features local artisans, live music, street food and a fashion show. Stowe Street, Waterbury, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 249-7192.

comedy

Improv Night: Fun-loving participants play "Whose Line Is It Anyway?"-style games in an encouraging environment. Spark Arts, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $7 suggested donation. Info, 373-4703.

community

Open ROTA Meeting: Neighbors keep tabs on the gallery's latest happenings. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-563-0494. Vermont Health Connect Community Forum: Health care policy analyst Devon Green helps attendees navigate upcoming changes in the health-insurance marketplace. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 343-8218.

dance

Simplified International Folk Dancing: Adults join a circle with Melly Bock, who teaches inspiring, international choreography. No experience necessary, but personal water required. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 978-424-1482. Women's Ritual Dance: In the first session of a long-term exploration of movement patterns from around the world, Melly Bock leads ancient and modern circle and line dances. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7:15-8:45 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 978-424-1482.

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School Open House: Parents of preschoolers and kindergarteners learn about options for alternative early childhood education programs. International Children's School, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 865-3344.

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Central Vermont Chamber Mixer: Four-legged friends are the guests of honor during an evening of networking, refreshments and door prizes. Central Vermont Humane Society, East Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $10; preregister. Info, 229-5711, cvchamber@aol.com. Demolition Derby: Step on it! Special guest Jamie Lee Thurston entertains the crowd between bouts of road rage and fantastic crashes at this annual event. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $9-12 with $5-12 fair admission. Info, 863-5966. Girl Develop It Code & Coffee: Coders of all skill levels sip cups of joe while sharing recent projects and programming problems. Reading Plus, Winooski, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, maureen@girldevelopit.com. Justin Morrill Homestead Tour: Expansive grounds feature a Gothic Revival historic house,

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formal gardens, interpretive exhibits and walking trails. Justin Morrill Homestead, Strafford, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $5. Info, 765-4484. Tech Help: Folks get user-friendly tips for their computers and mobile devices. Bradford Public Library, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536. Wagon Ride Wednesdays: Giddy up! Visitors tour the working dairy farm via this time-tested method of equine transportation. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

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Vermont Festival of the Arts: Art lovers take advantage of this 120-event celebration featuring exhibits, performances and workshops ranging from pottery demos to world-class music — and everything in between. Various locations, Mad River Valley, 10 a.m. Prices vary. Info, 496-6682, vermontartfest.com.

film

'I'm So Excited': In acclaimed director Pedro Almodóvar's drama, the crew and passengers of a doomed flight push the limits of human behavior to distract themselves from their questionable fate. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $4-8. Info, 748-2600. 'One Track Heart: The Story of Krishna Das': Jeremy Frindel's award-winning documentary follows the profound journey of musician Jeffrey Kagel, aka Krishna Das, who left a promising career for a life in India with a little-known saint, Maharaji. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Info, 748-2600.

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Champlain Islands Farmers Market: Baked items, preserves, meats and eggs sustain shoppers in search of local goods. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3291. Colchester Farmers Market: Locavores convene for an array of fresh produce, prepared foods, artisan wares, health and wellness products, and live entertainment. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7576. Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers' totes. North side parking lot. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 989-6012. South End Farmers Market: Food producers offer one-stop shopping with seasonal produce, grass-fed meats, freshly baked bread and tasty fare. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 345-7847. Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at an open-air affair. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8790, info@willistonfarmersmarket.com.

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s a child, Brett Dennen spent countless hours in the mountains of northern California. The rising talent returned to the landscape of his youth to write his forthcoming album, Smoke and Mirrors, featuring the recently released single “Wild Child.” With lyrical prowess and a captivating stage presence, the 33-year-old singer-songwriter and guitarist, whom Rolling Stone named an “Artist to Watch,” channels a wisdom that defies his age. Along with his contributions to the musical community, the introspective crooner is an active member of various charities. He showcases his talents in a benefit concert for Hunger Free Vermont.

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Karl Marx wore many hats throughout his life — philosopher, economist and socialist among them. However, he is most famously associated with his book The Communist Manifesto. Similarly, the late historian Howard Zinn is forever linked to the best seller A Peoples’ History of the United States. The influential thinker also dabbled in political theater and penned three plays, including Marx in Soho. Actor, teacher and activist Brian Jones stars in this one-man show about what happens when the deceased figure attempts to clear his name with afterlife authorities and finds himself in New York City’s Soho instead of London.

Vermont’s musical heritage is rich with the influences of French Canadian immigrants, among others, who brought their traditional tunes to the Green Mountains. An annual music-and-dance celebration since 1993, the New World Festival honors these cross-cultural ties. The streets of Randolph are transformed into an intimate pedestrian village, with five stages hosting nearly 75 regional and international performers. This daylong, familyfriendly gathering grants folks of all ages the opportunity to attend concerts, workshops and more. Featured acts include the return of the high-energy dance band Elixir and the premiere of the world-renowned Francophone trio Vishtén.

‘Marx in Soho’ Saturday, August 31, 7:30 p.m., at Old Labor Hall in Barre. $12-15. Info, 456-7456. oldlaborhall.com

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New World Festival Sunday, September 1, noon11 p.m., at various Randolph locations. $5-39. Info, 728-6464. chandler-arts.org

Saturday, August 31, 2 p.m., at BigTown Gallery Garden in Rochester. $8. Info, 767-9670. bigtowngallery.com

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Crystal Meditation: Marna Ehrech leads a weekly experiential session. Rainbow Institute, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $11 suggested donation. Info, 238-7908. r.i.P.P.e.d.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243. 'the energetiCs of WoMen's Bodies: herBs and the Menstrual CyCle' WorkshoP: Acupuncturist Sarah Van Hoy references 10 herbal remedies used in Chinese medicine when addressing imbalances in the female body. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12; preregister. Info, 224-7100. yoga for hunger: An outdoor class introduces beginners to basic poses and breathing exercises. Proceeds benefit the Vermont Youth Conservation Corps' Health Care Share vegetable program. West Monitor Barn, Richmond, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $10; additional donations appreciated. Info, 734-8490.

kids

Chess? yes!: Quick thinkers ages 8 and up vie for their opponents' king during this meeting of the minds. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

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lgBtQa faMily PlaygrouP: Like-minded folks bring infants and children up to age 4 together for crafts and physical activities. Leaps and Bounds Child Development Center, South Burlington, 4:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812, jean@ru12.org.

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Big heavy World ConCert series: Pete sutherland & rose diaMond: The folk veterans known for their songwriting talents and vast knowledge of traditional music perform a varied repertoire. Vermont State Building, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, noon, 2 p.m., 5 p.m. Free with regular admission, $5-12. Info, 865-1140. Bristol toWn Band: Neighbors convene for a concert that celebrates a community-band tradition of nearly 145 years. Bristol Green, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, mamvermont@gmail.com. City hall Park lunChtiMe PerforManCes: Local musicians enliven the lunch hour. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166. CoMMunity evenings at the farM: the duPont Brothers: The siblings showcase their songwriting skills with an evening of acoustic folk. Shelburne Farms, gates open for picnicking, 5:30 p.m.; concert, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9551. verMont loCal arts and MusiC ConCert series: A wide variety of performers ranging from DJs and hip-hop artists to the Vermont Symphony Town Brass Orchestra light up the Champlain Valley Fair midway with nightly shows. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8-11:30 p.m. $10 with $12 fair admission; for ages 15 and up. Info, 772-7308.

outdoors

Making traCks, seeing skins & skulls: Outdoorsy types search for signs of fur-bearing animals and make plaster-of-Paris track casts to take home. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103. MonarCh Butterfly tagging: Folks don nets to catch, tag and release the migrating winged wonders. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. $3-5. Info, 229-6206. the good, the Bad and the really, really itChy: Hikers gain tools for spotting poison ivy, medicinal jewelweed and other local plants. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103, greenwarbler@gmail.com.

sport

green Mountain taBle tennis CluB: Pingpong players swing their paddles in singles and doubles matches. Knights of Columbus, Rutland,

7-10 p.m. Free for first two sessions; $30 annual membership. Info, 247-5913.

talks

M. kelley hunter: In "The New Solar System," the astrologer and mythologist examines the relationship between technology, collective consciousness and the expanding universe. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. Panel disCussion: 'next stePs' When a loved one Passes: Area professionals Paul Guare, Patrick Healy, David Grundy and Virginia Frye explain the logistics of funeral and burial options and bereavement services. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8545. yesterMorroW design/Build sChool suMMer leCture series: Architecture writer Donald Kreis presents an illustrated lecture focused on the state's big architectural spenders and out-of-the-box structures built in recent years. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.

theater

'aBduCtion froM the seralgio': The Unadilla Theatre stages Mozart's acclaimed opera about a Spanish nobleman's quest to rescue his lost love amid the Ottoman Empire. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. 'JosePh and the aMazing teChniColor dreaMCoat' auditions: Lyric Theatre holds tryouts for Tim Rice and Andrew Lloyd Webber's famed musical, to be staged in November. The Schoolhouse, South Burlington, registration, 5:45 p.m.; auditions, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484. 'the droWsy ChaPerone': Stowe Theatre Guild presents Lisa Lambert and Greg Morrison's Tony Award-winning musical parody of 1920s jazz shows, as seen through the eyes of a passionate fan. Town Hall Theatre, Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8-10 p.m. $13-23. Info, 253-3961. 'this Blessed Plot': Obie Award-winner Marc Wolf presents a one-man show about the feud between New Yorkers Robert Moses and Joe Papp over free access to Shakespeare in Central Park theater productions. Weston Rod & Gun Club, 7:30 p.m. $14-28. Info, 824-5288. verMont aCtors' rePertory theatre auditions: Actors ages 18 and up take the stage for consideration in the company's main productions of the season: Proof, Tuesdays With Morrie and Bleacher Bums. Brick Box Theater, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6:30-9:03 p.m. Free. Info, 7738038 or 802-353-0001, actorsrepvt@aol.com.

words

Christian dekett & Ben triPP: The poets read and recite original works as part of the Readings in the Gallery series. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. ConteMPlative Meeting: Reading material inspires discussion about Gnostic principles relative to "The Hand of Love is Extended to All Seekers." Foot of the Hill Building, St. Albans, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 524-9706. late suMMer Book sale: Bookworms peruse a plethora of page turners. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. Peggy shinn: The local author reads and discusses Deluge: Tropical Storm Irene, Vermont's Flash Floods and How One Small State Saved Itself. Phoenix Books Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 448-3350.

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art teChniQues grouP: Creative minds gather to share ideas and work on current projects in a supportive environment. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-324-6250.

bazaars

'art on Park': Live music entertains attendees and more than 30 local artisans, who sell handcrafted wares, artwork, specialty foods and more. Park Street, Stowe, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-2275.

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dance

Balkan Dance Party: Cinder Conk provide live music while Ben Bergstein teaches traditional steps from central and eastern Europe and the Mediterranean. North End Studio A, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. $10. Info, 863-6713.

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Bacon thursDay: Mary-Go-Round and Lonesome Leash bring raucous piano and accordion tunes to this sweet-and-salty weekly gathering featuring bacon, creative dipping sauces and camaraderie. Nutty Steph's, Middlesex, 6 p.m.-midnight. Cost of food; cash bar. Info, 229-2090. Justin Morrill hoMesteaD tour: See WED.28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. killington classic Motorcycle rally: Hundreds of bikers hit the open road on scenic tours of covered bridges, valleys, mountains and more. A parade, block party, local eats and more round out the event. The Foundry at Summit Pond, Killington, 5-10 p.m. Prices vary; see killingtonclassic.com for details. Info, 518-798-7888. suMMervale: Locavores celebrate farms and farmers at a weekly event centered on food, brews, kids activities and live music. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free to attend; cost of food and drink. Info, 660-0440. tractor & truck Pull: Holy horsepower! Drivers in five different classes put farm vehicles to the test as they vie for bragging rights and championship trophies. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 6 p.m. $8-10 with $5-12 fair admission. Info, 863-5966.

fairs & festivals

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food & drink

Milton FarMers Market: Honey, jams and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. Milton High School, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1009. new north enD FarMers Market: Eaters stroll through an array of offerings, from sweet treats to farm-grown goods. Elks Lodge, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@ hotmail.com. suMMervale: Bike-PowereD Fruit & herB sMoothies: City Market representatives help folks pedal their way to tasty, healthy treats. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. waterBury FarMers Market: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and edible inspirations at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4371, info@waterburyfarmersmarket.com. willoughBy lake FarMers & artisan Market: Performances by local musicians join produce, eggs, gemstone jewelry, wind chimes and more to lure buyers throughout the warm months. 1975 Route 5A, Westmore, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 525-8842.

games

oPen BriDge gaMe: Players of varying experience levels put strategic skills to use in this popular card game. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3373.

health & fitness

Forza: the saMurai sworD workout: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when performing basic strikes with wooden replicas of the weapon. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

kids

MontgoMery inFant/toDDler PlaygrouP: Infants to 2-year-olds idle away the hours with stories and songs. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Music with Mr. chris: Singer, storyteller and puppeteer Chris Dorman entertains tykes and parents alike. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810.

music

Big heavy worlD concert series: laura heaBerlin & Joe aDler: With skilled guitar playing and compelling harmonies, the duo explores love, ghosts, self-discovery and more. Vermont State Building, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, noon, 2 p.m., 5 p.m. Free with regular admission, $5-12. Info, 865-1140. islanD tiMe steel DruM BanD: Caribbean rhythms enliven the Montpelier Alive Brown Bag Concert Series. Christ Church, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 595-0441. snow FarM vineyarD concert series: Picnickers enjoy local libations, good eats and live music in a pastoral setting at this weekly gathering. Grounds open, 5 p.m.; concert, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 5 p.m. Free; cost of food and drink. Info, 372-9463. the QueBe sisters BanD: The award-winning fiddlers bring three-part harmonies and elements of western swing, vintage country and more to their unique take on Americana. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7:30 p.m. $2835. Info, 760-4634.

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outdoors

sunset aQuaDventure: Stunning scenery welcomes paddlers of all abilities, who explore the Waterbury Reservoir in search of loons and beavers. Meet at the Contact Station half an hour before start time. A-Side Swim Beach, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 2447103, greenwarbler@gmail.com. we walk the wooDs: secrets oF the stone walls: A weekly excursion through areas of the lost Little River settlement reveals hidden relics and natural wonders. Appropriate footwear required. Meet at Dalley Loop Trail. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103, greenwarbler@gmail.com.

seminars

create a vision BoarD: Life-empowerment coach Marianne Mullen demonstrates how visual representations of goals can manifest positive change. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $10-12; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

sport

Bic suP one Design challenge: Stand-up paddleboarders hit the water in a bout of friendly competition as part of an international racing series. Equipment is provided. North Beach, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5 plus parking fee. Info, 651-8760.

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theater

'Crimes of the Heart': Locavores share a meal in a pastoral setting before New York City-based actors stage an outdoor production of Beth Henley's Pulitzer Prize-winning play about three sisters reunited by tragic events. Fable Farm Outdoor Theatre, Barnard, 7 p.m. $25 includes dinner. Info, 234-5667. 'The Birthday Party': The Unadilla Theatre presents Harold Pinter's acclaimed play, in which a pianist's birthday celebration goes horribly wrong upon the arrival of two strangers. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. 'The Drowsy Chaperone': See WED.28, 8-10 p.m. 'This Blessed Plot': See WED.28, 7:30 p.m. Vermont Actors' Repertory Theatre Auditions: See WED.28, 6:30-9:30 p.m.

words

Battery Park Poetry Slam: The Young Writers Project's outdoor wordfest of original verse features poet Geof Hewitt. Poems must be under three minutes. Battery Park, Burlington, open mic/ storytelling, 7:30 p.m.; poetry slam, 8-9 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3093. Late Summer Book Sale: See WED.28, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Open Mic/Poetry Night: Poet Michael Carrino share selected verse, after which readers, writers and singers perform in a supportive environment. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-314-9872, rotagallery@gmail.com.

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Ballroom & Latin Dancing: Samir Elabd leads an evening of choreographed steps for singles and couples. No partner or experience required. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, introductory lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance, 8-10 p.m. $14. Info, 862-2269. Queen City Tango Milonga: No partner is required for welcoming the weekend in the Argentine tradition. Wear clean, soft-soled shoes. North End Studios, Burlington, introductory session, 7-7:45 p.m.; dance, 7:45-10 p.m. $7. Info, 877-6648.

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Justin Morrill Homestead Tour: See WED.28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Killington Classic Motorcycle Rally: See THU.29, 8 a.m. Lawn Fest/Craft Sale: Deal seekers find new homes for repurposed treasures such as jewelry, collectibles, toy, household items and more. Homemade baked beans, chili, hot dogs and baked goods round out the event. Waterbury Center Community Church, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 244-8089. NOOK Night: Tablet users demo art apps, photo storage and NOOK books related to the creative process. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001, crm2776@bn.com. Queen City Ghostwalk: Darkness Falls Tour: Paranormal historian Thea Lewis highlights haunted happenings throughout Burlington. Meet at the steps 10 minutes before start time. Burlington City Hall Park, 8 p.m. $14-18. Info, 863-5966.

fairs & festivals

Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.28, 10 a.m.

food & drink

Bellows Falls Farmers Market: Music enlivens a fresh-food marketplace with produce, meats, crafts and ever-changing weekly workshops. Waypoint Center, Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 463-2018. Brandon Music Café Supper Club: Diners feast on a three-course meal in a pleasant atmosphere. Brandon Music Café, 5-9 p.m. $16.50; preregister; BYOB. Info, 465-4071.

Chelsea Farmers Market: A long-standing town-green tradition supplies shoppers with eggs, cheese, vegetables and fine crafts. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 685-9987, chelseacommunitymarket@gmail.com. Fair Haven Farmers Market: Grass-fed meats, homemade canned goods, breads, eggs and cheese delight culinary connoisseurs. Town Green, Fair Haven, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 747-4442. Five Corners Farmers Market: From local meats to breads and wines, farmers share the bounty of the growing season at an open-air exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@gmail. com. Foodways Fridays: Heirloom herbs and vegetables transform into seasonal dishes via historic recipes prepared by visitors in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355. Friday Night Cookout: Folks convene for grilled meats, salads, decadent desserts and lively conversation. Adamant Co-op, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 223-5760. Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Granite Street, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwickfarmersmarket@gmail.com. Pasta Night: Locals load up on carbs topped with "G-Man's" famous homemade sauce. Live music by Island Time follows. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 5:30-7 p.m. $7. Info, 878-0700. Westford Farmers Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-7317, info@westfordfarmersmarketvt.org.

health & fitness

'A Course in Miracles' Meet-up: Attendees learn principles that help foster an intuitive, holistic lifestyle. Bring a journal. Rainbow Institute, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 671-4569. Avoid Falls With Improved Stability: A personal trainer demonstrates daily practices for seniors concerned about their balance. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 658-7477. Forza: The Samurai Sword Workout: See THU.29, 9-10 a.m.

holidays

Northfield Labor Day Weekend: Live music, bathtub races, a car show, carnival games, kids activities and more get locals amped up for the "Winter Wonderland" parade at this annual extravaganza. Various locations, Northfield, 7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 485-9206.

kids

Acorn Club Story Time: Little ones up to age 6 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. Dungeons & Dragons: Imaginative XP earners in grades 6 and up exercise their problem-solving skills in battles and adventures. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. Enosburg Falls Story Hour: Young ones show up for fables and crafts. Enosburg Public Library, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Music With Derek: Kiddos up to age 8 shake their sillies out to toe-tapping tunes. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810.

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Montréal Military Culture Festival: Four days of family-friendly education and entertainment feature historical reenactments, the Battle of Chateauguay commemoration and themed art exhibits. Montréal Old Port, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 514-565-3834.

music

Big Heavy World Concert Series: Joshua Glass: With his self-described "manic-depressive piano pop," the Burlington-based singer-songwriter turns heads with haunting, soulful vocals. Vermont State Building, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, noon, 2 p.m., 5 p.m. Free with regular admission, $5-12. Info, 865-1140. Burlington Hardcore Invasion Show: Bands including Iron Sword and Adaddon travel across the lake, bringing heavy and death metal to the stage

at this all-ages show. ROTA Gallery, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. $3-10. Info, 518-314-9872, rotagallery@ gmail.com. Clara Berry & Wooldog: The New Hampshirebased band entertain shoppers at the Bellows Falls Farmers Market with intricate harmonies and punctuated percussion. Waypoint Center, Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 207-370-0063. Friday Night Fires With the Borealis Guitar Duo: Traditional Celtic tunes energize music-andwine lovers at an outdoor show. Bring a lawn chair. Fresh Tracks Farm Vineyard & Winery, Berlin, 5:30-8 p.m. Free; cost of wine. Info, 223-1151. Green Corduroy: Using traditional instruments, the group celebrates the summer solstice with Irish American music. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189. Newport Area Community Orchestra Open Rehearsal: A practice session encourages newcomers to bring their musical talents to the organization. First Universalist Parish, Derby Line, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 766-3021. Quadra & Pleasure Dome: The Burlingtonbased bands pay tribute to members of the armed services with hard-rocking tunes from the 1970s and ’80s in "Allied Forces." Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $16.50; day-of tickets require $5-12 fair admission. Info, 863-5966. Round Church Bicentennial Concert Series: With a varied program ranging from Appalachian harmonies to European renaissance music, the Social Band perform traditional choral songs. Round Church, Richmond, 7 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 434-3654 or 434-4565, whiteford@ gmavt.net. The Grift & Friends: Vermont's finest musicians convene for a collective interpretation of Paul Simon's acclaimed album, Graceland. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 382-9222. The Irregulars: Award-winning young musicians perform traditional fiddle tunes from New England and beyond. Bread & Butter Farm, Shelburne, 4:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9200. UVM Back 2 School Bash Featuring Rubblebucket & Kat Wright & The Indomitable Soul Band: Led by front woman Kalmia Traver and trumpeter Alex Toth, the Brooklyn-based band inform psychedelic-indie rock with various influences. Special guest Kat Wright brings her powerful pipes to the show. Grand Maple Ballroom, Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 10 p.m. $15; $5 for UVM students with valid ID. Info, 656-2076. Vermont Local Arts and Music Concert Series: See WED.28, 1-2 p.m., 4-5 p.m., 8-11:30 p.m. Vermont Symphony Orchestra Town Brass: The sounds of horns fills the air as top performers lend their talents to the Vermont Local Arts and Music concert series. Midway, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 1 p.m. & 4 p.m. $18 with $5-12 fair admission. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

Mushrooms Demystified: Fungi lovers learn about different varieties — fabulous and fearsome alike — found throughout the park. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103, greenwarbler@gmail.com. The Good, the Bad and the Really, Really Itchy: See WED.28, 4 p.m. We Walk the Woods: Secrets of the Stone Walls: See THU.29, 1:30 p.m.

sport

Labor of Love Rail Jam: Snow in August? The white stuff transforms tennis courts, where skiers and riders showcase their skills and get a head start on the season. Bolton Valley Resort, registration and bib pickup, 5 p.m.; jam session, 6 p.m. $10; preregister; limited space; free for spectators. Info, 434-6814.

theater

'ART': In conjunction with SculptureFest, BarnArts Center for the Arts presents Yasmina Reza's awardwinning comedy about the purchase of a painting that threatens a friendship between three men. King Barn Farm, Woodstock, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 332-6020. 'Abduction From the Seralgio': See WED.28, 7:30 p.m. 'Crimes of the Heart': See THU.29, 7 p.m.

'Present Laughter': An actor faces a haphazard series of events as he prepares to tour Africa in Noël Coward's comedy, which hits the Unadilla Theatre. Festival Stage, Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. 'The Drowsy Chaperone': See WED.28, 8-10 p.m. 'This Blessed Plot': See WED.28, 7:30 p.m.

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Celebrate Colchester 250th Anniversary Quilt Show: Patchwork enthusiasts view pieces made by local artists. Colchester Meeting House, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 862-1595. Historic Tour of UVM: Professor emeritus William Averyt leads a walk through campus, referencing architectural highlights and notable personalities along the way. Meet at Ira Allen statue. University Green, UVM, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister at uvm.edu. Info, 578-8830. Justin Morrill Homestead Tour: See WED.28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. Killington Classic Motorcycle Rally: See THU.29, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Lawn Fest/Craft Sale: See FRI.30, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Music & Microbrews: Fans of disc golf join competitors in the Green Mountain Championship for an evening of live tunes and craft beer from Fiddlehead Brewing Company. Smugglers' Notch Resort, Jeffersonville, 8 p.m. $15-25. Info, 644-1056. Queen City Ghostwalk: Darkness Falls Tour: See FRI.30, 8 p.m. Ray's Ride: The Red Knights Vermont IV motorcycle club hosts a cruise from Killington to Vergennes in honor of Ray Davison. Killington Fire Department, registration, 9 a.m.; ride, 10 a.m. $25 per bike includes barbecue. Info, 373-0273 or 578-1650. Silent Auction & Food & Bake Sale: Homemade goodies sate attendees' appetites, while eye-catching items inspire bids benefitting the Grafton Historical Society. Grafton History Museum, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 843-2584.

fairs & festivals

Mad River Valley Craft Fair: Live music entertains folks as they browse handcrafted items from more than 100 juried artisans. Kids activities, craft demonstrations and tasty fare round out the event. Kenyon's Field, Waitsfield, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $4; free for kids under 12. Info, 496-3409. Southern Vermont Garlic & Herb Festival: Garlic ice cream and cocktails? These creative concoctions — and many more — dictate this pungent gathering of more than 100 vendors and growers, music, brews and kids activities. Camelot Village, Bennington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $1-5; $8 for two-day pass. Info, 447-3311. Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.28, 10 a.m.

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Burlington Farmers Market: More than 90 stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers, artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172, info@burlingtonfarmersmarket.org. Burlington Food Tour: Locavores take a bite out of the Queen City's finest cuisine with a scrumptious stroll that includes samples from the Burlington Farmers Market and a dish from an area restaurant. East Shore Vineyard Tasting Room, Burlington, 12:30-3 p.m. $45; preregister. Info, 277-0180. Capital City Farmers Market: Meats and cheeses join farm-fresh produce, baked goods and locally made arts and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958. sat.31

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Fit Camp: Folks get a weekend workout with a run and circuit training. Meet at the skate park. Burlington Waterfront, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 774-563-8273. r.i.p.p.e.d.: See WED.28. North End Studio B, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. women's yard sale ride: Ladies get their heart rates up while pedaling around Burlington for bargain-priced goods. Meet in Public Health Lab parking lot. Vermont Department of Health, Burlington, 8:45-11 a.m. Free. Info, 861-2700.

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bandanna: Led by vocalist Anna Lineau, the local rockers get concertgoers to their feet with everything from the blues to California surfer tunes. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 382-9222. big heavy world ConCert series: awkward teen Jazz: The Rutland-based ensemble informs a varied repertoire with saxophone, piano, drums and bass. Vermont State Building, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, noon, 2 p.m., 5 p.m. Free with regular admission, $5-12. Info, 865-1140. damian & stephen marley: Known as "Jr. Gong" and "Ragga," respectively, the sons of reggae legend Bob Marley prove that musical talent runs in the family. Featuring Ghetto Youths Crew with special guests Easy Star All-Stars and Redman. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5 p.m. $27-58.50. Info, 863-5966. lewis FranCo & the brown eyed girls: The singer-songwriter gets the crowd jumping

and jiving to gypsy swing tunes from the 1930s and ’40s as part of the daylong music festival Barnstock. The Blue Barn, Calais, 3-10 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4329. mozart Festival: Celebrated violist Scott Woolweaver leads this annual ode to the famed composer featuring violinists John Lindsey and Michael Dabroski, violist Peter Sulski and cellist Karen Kaderavek. Our Lady of the Snows, Woodstock, 3 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 457-3981. point Counterpoint FaCulty ConCert: Instructors from the music camp perform a benefit concert for the Compass Music and Arts Foundation featuring works by Mozart, Schubert and others. Brandon Music, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 465-4071. robert resnik & marty morrissey: Area residents kick up their heels to tunes by the folk duo as part of Milton's ongoing 250th birthday celebration. Bombardier Recreation Park, Milton, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4922. small Change: The premier cover band pays tribute to the jazz-influenced music of Tom Waits at an outdoor show. Bring a blanket or lawn chair. ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery, Woodstock, 6-8 p.m. Free; BYOB. Info, 457-3500. vermont loCal arts and musiC ConCert series: See WED.28, 8-11:30 p.m.

outdoors

bird-monitoring walk: Experienced avian seekers lead participants on a morning stroll to locate various species in their natural habitats. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7:30 a.m. Free; for adults and older children. Info, 434-2167. making traCks, seeing skins & skulls: See WED.28, 4 p.m.

seminars

vCam aCCess orientation: Video-production hounds learn basic concepts and nomenclature at an overview of VCAM facilities, policies and procedures. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

sport

bolton valley vermont adaptive ski & sports 5k: Runners face ever-changing terrain on this charity trail race benefitting the local nonprofit's sports and recreational programming for people with disabilities. Bolton Valley Resort, check-in, 9 a.m.; race, 10 a.m. $25; preregister. Info, 345-9730. dirty 40 raCe: Pedal pushers tackle 60 challenging miles — 40 of which are on dirt roads — throughout the Northeast Kingdom. Proceeds benefit the MEW Halo Foundation. North Country Junior High School, Derby, 9 a.m. $10; preregister. Info, 323-3584 or 673-5494. green mountain Championship: Beware of flying objects! Participants aim for targets at Vermont's premier disc golf tournament. Live music, local brews and a raffle round out the fun. Brewster Ridge Disc Golf Course, Smuggler's Notch Resort, Jeffersonville, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. Prices vary; see smuggs.com for details. Info, 644-1056, discgolf@ smuggs.com. Jay peak trail running Family Festival: Athletes of all ages hit the trail in a series of races of varying difficulty — including a kids course, 5K, 25K and the famed 50K ultra marathon. A barbecue and awards follow. Jay Peak Resort, 8:30 a.m., 9:30 a.m., 10:30 a.m., 11:15 a.m. $15-80. Info, 603-899-3210, chris@sub5racing.com.

talks

burr morse: Sweet stuff! The author, sugarmaker and seventh-generation Vermonter reads from selected works and discusses changes in the industry during his lifetime. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

theater

'art': See FRI.30, 7 p.m. 'Crimes oF the heart': See THU.29, 7 p.m. 'marx in soho': Brian Jones presents Howard Zinn's one-man show about Karl Marx, in which the influential thinker is resurrected into present-day New York City while attempting to clear his name with afterlife authorities. See calendar spotlight. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 456-7456.

liSt Your EVENt for frEE At SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTEVENT 'The BirThday ParTy': See THU.29, 7:30 p.m. 'The CeleBraTion CaBareT': Pianist Dan Bruce accompanies vocalist Taryn Noelle and special guests Jude Milstein and George Woodard in a varied program of Lost Nation Theater's musical repertoire from the past 25 years. Lobby Cabaret, Montpelier City Hall, 7:30 p.m. $25 suggested donation benefits the theater; cash bar. Info, 229-0492. 'The drowsy ChaPerone': See WED.28, 8-10 p.m. 'The ToTal This & ThaT CirCus': Bread and Puppet Theater explores new characters — including underprivileged Corporate Dwarves and Ordinary 99 Percent Giants — amid politically charged scenarios. See calendar spotlight. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 2 p.m. $8; preregister. Info, 767-9670. 'This Blessed PloT': See WED.28, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

words

ann asPell & Major jaCkson: The poet, editor and book designer joins the award-winning poet in an evening of captivating literature as part of the BigTown Projects Summer Reading Series. BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9670.

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jusTin Morrill hoMesTead Tour: See WED.28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. killingTon ClassiC MoTorCyCle rally: See THU.29, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. laBor & leisure day: Chores such as fence building and hand laundry put folks to work, after which they relax with wagon rides and homemade ice cream. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12; free for children under 3. Info, 457-2355. Queen CiTy ghosTwalk: wiCked waTerfronT: Paranormal authority Thea Lewis leads a spooky stroll along the shores of Lake Champlain. Meet at the fountain at the bottom of Pearl Street 10 minutes before start time. Battery Park, Burlington, 8 p.m. $14-18; for ages 9 and up. Info, 863-5966.

fairs & festivals

film

food & drink

russian Play TiMe wiTh naTasha: Rhymes, games, music, dance and a puppet show help little ones up to age 8 learn new words. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810. sundays for fledglings: A combination of environmental science and outdoor play helps junior birders ages 5 through 12 develop research and observation skills. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-3 p.m. Free with admission, $3-6; preregister. Info, 434-2167.

language

frenCh ConversaTion grouP: diManChes: Parlez-vous français? Speakers practice the tongue at a casual, drop-in chat. Panera Bread, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2431.

montréal

MonTréal MiliTary CulTure fesTival: See FRI.30, 11 a.m.

music

arT herTTua: The jazz guitarist entertains diners as part of the Sunday Brunch Music Series. Healthy Living Market and Café, South Burlington, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 434-4245. BreTT dennen: The singer-songwriter brings folk-pop tunes to the stage at a benefit concert for Hunger Free Vermont. Chad Hollister opens. See calendar spotlight. Barre Opera House, 7 p.m. $2960. Info, 476-8188. Maiden verMonT & CurBsTone Chorus: An afternoon of barbershop harmonies features the all-female, multigenerational a cappella ensemble followed by the men's singing group. Proceeds benefit the Compass Music and Arts Foundation. Compass Music and Arts Center, Brandon, 3 p.m. $20; preregister; limited space. Info, 247-4295. MusiC on The PorCh: Seth Yacovone lends his powerful pipes and guitar skills to an informal concert of acoustic blues. Waterbury Station, Green Mountain Coffee Visitor Center & Café, 1-3 p.m. Free; nonperishable food items accepted. Info, 882-2700. sTeve earle & The dukes: Widely regarded as a master storyteller, the Grammy Award winner performs roots music from his 15th album, The Low Highway. Foeger Ballroom, Jay Peak Resort, 9 p.m. $45. Info, 748-2600. ToBy keiTh: American Country Awards’ artist of the decade brings lyrically driven hits to the stage. Kip Moore opens. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $27-84.75; day-of tickets require $5-12 fair admission. Info, 863-5966. verMonT loCal arTs and MusiC ConCerT series: See WED.28, 8-11:30 p.m.

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hike inTo hisTory: As part of Vermont Archaeology Month, historian Paul Andriscin leads a trek along the trails of Mount Independence featuring remains of fortifications. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 2 p.m. $5; free for kids under 15. Info, 948-2000. roCkin' The liTTle river: Folks meet at the Waterbury Dam viewpoint and monument to explore the reforested remains of Camp Smith and learn how the Civilian Conservation Corps saved the Winooski Valley from flooded ruin. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103, greenwarbler@gmail.com. sunday Morning Bike rides: Cyclists pedal a casual 25- to 30-mile road ride that begins at Eastern Mountain Sports and heads south toward Charlotte and Hinesburg. Eastern Mountain Sports, South Burlington, 8-10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0473, e0008st@ems.com. war of The weeds!: Garden helpers learn about plant identification while removing invasive honeysuckle shrubs. Meet at A-Side Camper's Beach parking lot. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103, greenwarbler@gmail. com.

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souTh BurlingTon farMers MarkeT: Farmers, food vendors, artists and crafters set up booths in the parking lot. Kids ages 5 through 12 join the fun with the "Power of Produce" Club. South Burlington High School, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, sbfm.manager@gmail.com. sTowe farMers MarkeT: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734, info@stowevtfarmersmarket.com. winooski farMers MarkeT: Area growers and bakers offer live music, ethnic eats and a large variety of produce and agricultural products on the green. Good eaters ages 5 through 12 celebrate veggies with the "Power of Produce" Club. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 413-446-4684, winooskimarket@gmail.com.

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Mad river valley CrafT fair: See SAT.31, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. new world fesTival: More than 70 regional and international musicians channel Vermont's Celtic and French Canadian heritage with concerts, workshops, kids activities and dancing. See calendar spotlight. Various locations, Randolph, noon-11 p.m. $5-39; free for kids under 2. Info, 728-6464. souThern verMonT garliC & herB fesTival: See SAT.31, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. verMonT fesTival of The arTs: See WED.28, 10 a.m.

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THU 12 KATHARINE BRITTON: 7pm LITTLE ISLAND SAT 14 ABIGAIL GEHRING: CLASSIC CANDY 2pm Free samples of tasty treats!

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laWn FesT/CraFT sale: See FRI.30, 9 a.m.-4 p.m.

fairs & festivals

5k running series: Athletes break a sweat in a weekly bout of friendly competition. Arrowhead Golf Course, Milton, 6 p.m. $5. Info, 893-0234. CaMBriDge area roTary 5k Fun run & Walk: Area residents and businesses come together for this all-ages event benefitting community service projects throughout Lamoille County. Cambridge Village Market, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 644-2174.

CaDy/poTTer WriTers CirCle: Literary enthusiasts improve their craft through assignments, journal exercises, reading, sharing and occasional book discussions. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-noon Free. Info, 349-6970.

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MusiC WiTh peTer: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song-and-dance moves to traditional and original folk. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:45 a.m. Free; limited to one session per week per family. Info, 878-4918.

montréal

MonTréal MiliTary CulTure FesTival: See FRI.30, noon.

music

reCorDer-playing group: Musicians produce early folk, baroque and swing-jazz melodies. New and potential players welcome. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0030, info@prestomusic.net.

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aniMa Borealis: Eleanor Ott and Victor Ehly present images and a parable, respectively, in an exploration of the Circumpolar North's potential spirit worlds. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 881-3625. eCleCTiC pagan WiTChCraFT 101: Members of the Circle of the Triple Goddess introduce the history and practices of the nature-based religion. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister; bring a chair and food or drink to share. Info, 893-9966.

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film

food & drink

BarBeCue: Locals pile their plates with grilled meats and all the fixings prepared by Bill Wetherbee's Catering at this annual gathering. Proceeds benefit the Underhill-Jericho Fire Department Firefighters Fund. Browns River Middle School, Jericho, 11:30 a.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 373-0515.

talks

sWing DanCe praCTiCe session: Quick-footed participants get moving in different styles, such as the lindy hop, charleston and balboa. Indoor shoes required. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

dance

health & fitness

norThFielD laBor Day WeekenD: See FRI.30, 10 a.m.-3 p.m.

CaTaMounT Trail running series: Runners of all ages and abilities break a sweat in this weekly 5K race. Catamount Outdoor Family Center, Williston, 6-8 p.m. $3-8; free for children 8 and under. Info, 879-6001.

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killingTon hay FesTival: Giant hay sculptures dot the landscape at this five-week harvest celebration marked with family-friendly activities, a scavenger hunt, Killington Restaurant week, the Spartan Beast Race and more. Various locations, Killington, 8 a.m. Free. Info, 422-2105. verMonT FesTival oF The arTs: See WED.28, 10 a.m. avoiD Falls WiTh iMproveD sTaBiliTy: See FRI.30, 10 a.m. r.i.p.p.e.D.: See WED.28, 7-8 p.m. WoMen's inTuiTion & spiriTual healing Class: Cynthia Warwick Seiler leads a weekly seminar focused on energizing holistically and tapping into creativity. Rainbow Institute, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 671-4569.

sport

verMonT arChaeology MonTh BroWn Bag lunCh series: Local archaeologists consider their profession in an informal conversation. An open house and hands-on exploration of the center's collections follow. Vermont History Center, Barre, noon-4 p.m. Free. Info, 828-3050.

'a Chorus line': Richard Attenborough's film adaptation of the famed musical features a cast of hopeful dancers whose efforts are lost on a choreographer preoccupied with his lost love. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. peaCe & popCorn: Cinema buffs peruse the Peace and Justice Center's video library and choose the evening's film. Peace and Justice Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345, ext. 6.

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Mon.02 John Mulaney: The former "Saturday Night Live" writer delivers an evening of laugh-out-loud material. UVM Patrick Gymnasium, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $25; $10-15 for college students with valid ID. Info, 656-2076.

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Darn Tough riDe: Riders choose their challenge in the form of 25-, 45-, 65- or 100-mile routes between Stowe, Johnson, Smugglers’ Notch and Jeffersonville. Proceeds benefit the Mount Mansfield Winter Academy. Mount Mansfield Winter Academy, Stowe, 7 a.m.-4 p.m. $25-100; preregister. Info, 253-9216. green MounTain ChaMpionship: See SAT.31, 7 a.m.-6 p.m. Jay peak Trail running FaMily FesTival: See SAT.31, 8:30 a.m. WoMen's piCkup soCCer: Quick-footed ladies of varying skill levels break a sweat while stringing together passes and making runs for the goal. Rain location: Miller Community and Recreation Center. Starr Farm Athletic Field, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3; for women ages 18 and up. Info, 864-0123.

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CoCkTail Walk: Distillers, producers and bartenders make Vermont-inspired libations with local spirits and bitters, then discuss their creations. See vermontfarmtours.com for specific locations. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $45; preregister. Info, 922-7346. enosBurg Falls FarMers MarkeT: See SAT.31, 3-6:30 p.m. ruTlanD CounTy FarMers MarkeT: See SAT.31, 3-6 p.m.

kids

CreaTive TuesDays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3:15-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. sTory TiMe WiTh Corey: Read-aloud tales and crafts led by store employee Corey Bushey expand the imaginations of young minds. Buttered Noodles, Williston, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 764-1810. 'Teen Jazz' auDiTion BooTCaMp: Intermediateto-advanced dancers in grades 9 through 12 familiarize themselves with director Hanna Satterlee's teaching style and gear up for Thursday's auditions. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 3:45-5 p.m. $15; preregister. Info, 229-4676. youTh MeDia laB: Aspiring Spielbergs learn about moviemaking with local television experts. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 388-4097.

language

FrenCh ConversaTion group: Beginner-tointermediate speakers brush up on their linguistics. Halvorson's Upstreet Café, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195. pause-CaFé: French students of varying levels converse en français. Panera Bread, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

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JusTin Morrill hoMesTeaD Tour: See WED.28, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. TeCh help: See WED.28, 5-8 p.m. Wagon riDe WeDnesDays: See WED.28, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

fairs & festivals food & drink

ChaMplain islanDs FarMers MarkeT: See WED.28, 3-6 p.m. ColChesTer FarMers MarkeT: See WED.28, 4-7 p.m. MiDDleBury FarMers MarkeT: See WED.28, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. souTh enD FarMers MarkeT: See WED.28, 3:306:30 p.m. WillisTon FarMers MarkeT: See WED.28, 4-7 p.m.

games

BurlingTon go CluB: See WED.28, 7-9 p.m.

health & fitness

r.i.p.p.e.D.: See WED.28, 6-7 p.m. yoga For hunger: See WED.28, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

kids

BaByTiMe playgroup: Crawling tots and their parents convene for playtime and sharing. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 658-3659. Moving & grooving WiTh ChrisTine: Two- to 5-year-olds jam out to rock-and-roll and world-beat tunes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. riChForD paJaMa sTory TiMe: Little ones up to age 6 wear their jammies for evening tales. Arvin A. Brown Library, Richford, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

outdoors

MonarCh BuTTerFly Tagging: See WED.28, 3:30-5 p.m.

seminars

FinanCial liTeraCy Workshop: Business consultant Sarah Kearns presents "Making Sense of Your Dollars and Cents: A Guide to Basic Business Money Matters." TD Bank, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.noon. Free; preregister. Info, 343-3233.

sport

green MounTain TaBle Tennis CluB: See WED.28, 7-10 p.m.

words

r.a. harolD: The local author discusses her historical novel Heron Island, set on a Lake Champlain island, featuring notable characters of the Gilded Age. Milton Historical Society, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2598. m

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STANDUP 101: Develop 5 minutes of solid standup material in a supportive environment. The class culminates with a live performance in front of family and friends. Great for developing public speaking skills & meeting new people! Instructed by twotime “Best VT Comedian” Daysies winner and Vermont Comedy Club founder Nathan Hartswick. Every Mon., Sep. 9-Oct. 14, 6:308:30 p.m. Cost: $130/6-wk. class. Location: Spark Arts, 180 Flynn Ave, Burlington. Spark Arts/ Vermont Comedy Club, Nathan Hartswick, 373-4703, nhartswick@gmail.com, sparkartsvt. com.

BARBARA MARCINIAK CHANNELING: Barbara Marciniak channels multidimensional entities from the Pleiadian star cluster. She also has a vast astrological knowledge, which informs her worldview. During the evening ($40) and full-day ($90) presentations, Barbara will speak from her perspective, and the Pleiadians will channel information through Barbara, as well as answer questions. 7 -11 p.m., Sat.; 10 a.m.-6 p.m., Sun., Sep. 7 & 8. Cost: $130. Location: Shaman’s Flame facility, 78A Cady Hill Rd., Stowe. Shaman’s Flame, Sarah Finlay/ Peter Clark, 253-7846, peterclark13@gmail. com, shamansflame.com.

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building TINY-HOUSE WORKSHOP: A crew of beginners will help instructor Peter King frame and sheath a 16- x 20-ft. tiny house in Glover, Sep. 21-22. Plenty of hands-on experience for absolute beginners. Tools provided; safety glasses required. Onsite camping avail. Cost: $250/workshop. Location: Glover, Vermont. 933-6103.

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art TINY TIN BOX SHRINES: Work together with local assemblage artist Lorraine Reynolds to create wonderful little works of art that you can fit in the palm of your hand. This is a great introduction to assemblage art using recycled materials and found objects. Sep. 7, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $50/person. Location: Vintage Inspired Lifestyle Marketplace, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. 4885766, vintageinspired.net. WATERCOLOR PENCIL WORKSHOP: Come and discover the fun and versatility of watersoluble colored pencils! In this workshop you will learn the basics of painting with pencils. All supplies included. Sat., Sep. 21, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $40/ person; preregistration/prepayment required. Location: Fox Music Studio, 10 Marsette Rd., Shelburne. Elizabeth Llewellyn, 951-9076, 2burmese@comcast. net, artforallages.net.

Call 865-7166 for info or register online at burlingtoncityarts.org. Teacher bios are also available online. CLAY SCULPTING: Learn the art of hand building sculptures with clay using different carving and modeling techniques, practice proportions that make figures look accurate and discover secrets to make your figures come to life. No previous experience needed! Includes over 30 hours per week of open studio time to practice, a 20-pound bag of clay, and all glazing and firing costs. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Jerry Geier. Weekly on Tue., Oct. 1-Nov. 5, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $160/person; $144/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

CLAY: WHEEL THROWING: Spend your afternoon in our clay studio with an introduction to clay, pottery and ceramics. Learn basic throwing and forming techniques while creating functional pieces such as mugs, vases and bowls. No experience needed! Includes over 30 hours per week of open studio time to practice, a 20-pound bag of clay, and all glazing and firing costs. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Chris Vaughn. Weekly on Thu., Oct. 3-Nov. 21, 12:30-3 p.m. Cost: $270/person; $243/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

CLAY: WHEEL THROWING: An introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Work primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques, while creating functional pieces such as mugs, vases and bowls. No experience needed! Includes over 30 hours per week of open studio time to practice, a 20-pound bag of clay and all glazing and firing costs. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Chris Vaughn. Weekly on Thu., Sep. 26-Oct. 31, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/person; $203/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. CLAY: WHEEL THROWING II: Learn individualized tips and techniques for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover intermediate throwing, trimming, and decorative and glazing methods. Must be proficient in centering and throwing basic cups and bowls. Includes over 30 hours per week of open studio time to practice, a 20-pound bag of clay, and all glazing and firing costs. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Jeremy Ayers. Weekly on Thu., Oct. 3-Nov. 21, 9:30 a.m.-noon. Cost: $300/person; $270 BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. CLAY: WHEEL THROWING II: Learn individualized tips for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover intermediate throwing, beginning to intermediate trimming, and glazing techniques. Individual projects will be encouraged. Must be proficient in centering and throwing basic cups and bowls. Includes over 30

hours per week of open studio time to practice, a 20-pound bag of clay, and all glazing and firing costs. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Jeremy Ayers. Weekly on Mon., Sep. 30-Nov. 18, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $270/person; $243/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. DIY NIGHT: LEATHER CUFFS AND EARRINGS: Join co-owner of New Duds Tessa Valyou at this one-night class making one-ofa-kind jewelry that you’ll want to wear and give as gifts. Make snap bracelets, cuffs and fun earrings. All supplies included. There will be plenty of time, materials and inspiration to make multiple items. No experience needed. Ages 16 and up. Sep. 26, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $25/person; $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. DESIGN: ADOBE ILLUSTRATOR CS6: Learn the basics of Adobe Illustrator, a creative computer program used to create interesting graphics, clip art and more! Learn how to lay out and design posters and other single-page documents. Students will explore a variety of software techniques and create projects suited to their own interests. No experience necessary. Weekly on Tue., Sep. 17-Oct. 22, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $205/ person; $184.50/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. DROP-IN: ADULT WHEEL: Curious about the pottery wheel? Spend a Friday night with our pottery instructors learning the basics of wheel-working. Through demonstrations and individual instruction, students will learn the basics of preparing and centering the clay and making cups, mugs and bowls. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. Additional fired and glazed pieces are $5 each. No class on November 29. Ages 16 and up. Weekly on Fri., Sep. 20-Dec. 13, 8-10 p.m. Cost: $12/participant; $11/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 250 Main St., Burlington. DROP-IN: FAMILY WHEEL: Learn wheel and hand building techniques at BCA’s clay studio while hanging out with the family. Make bowls, cups and amazing sculptures. Staff will give wheel and hand-building demonstrations throughout the evening. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. Additional fired and glazed pieces are $5 each. All ages. Weekly on Fri., Sep. 20-Dec. 13, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $6/ participant; $5/BCA members. Purchase a drop-in card & get the 6th visit for free. Location: Burlington City Arts, 250 Main St., Burlington. DROP-IN: LIFE DRAWING: This drop-in life drawing class is open to all levels and facilitated by local painter Glynnis Fawkes. Spend the evening with other artists, drawing one of our experienced models. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No class November 25.

Ages 16 and up. Weekly on Mon., Sep. 16-Dec. 16., 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $8/participant; $7/BCA members. Purchase a drop-in card & get the 6th visit free. Location: Burlington City Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington.

and glazed pieces are $5 each. Ages: 9-12. Instructors: Kim O’Brien and Alexandra Turner. Nov. 2, 1-3 p.m. Cost: $25/person, $22.50 BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DROP-IN: POLLYWOG PRESCHOOL: This popular dropin program introduces young children to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social. Participants will work with homemade play dough, paint, yarn, ribbon, paper and more! Parents must accompany their children. No class November 28. Ages 6 months to 5 years. Weekly on Thu., Sep. 19-Dec. 19, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $6/child; $5/ BCA members. Purchase a dropin card & get the 6th visit free. Location: Burlington City Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington.

KIDS: FREE WHEELIN’: Come play with clay on the potter’s wheel and learn how to make bowls, cups and/or amazing sculptures. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. Additional fired and glazed pieces are $5 each. Ages 6-8. Instructors: Kim O’Brien and Alexandra Turner. Oct. 5, 1-3 p.m. Cost: $25/person, $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

DROP-IN: ARTIST MARKET: Drop by the BCA Artist Market during the Burlington Farmers Market and have a blast making your own farmers market bag. Blank canvas bags will be available for decorating with veggie stamps, markers and more! Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. Weather dependent. All ages. Weekly on Sat., Sep. 14-Oct. 26, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Cost: $5/participant; $4/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. ILLUSTRATION: Learn a variety of illustration techniques! Children’s books, news stories, comics, sci-fi or political blogs, there’s a technique for you. Use traditional materials such as pencil, charcoal, pen and ink, and watercolors to draw the human figure, likenesses, animals, landscapes, interiors and more. Easels and painting trays provided. See materials list online. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Marc Nadel. Weekly on Wed., Oct. 2-Nov. 20, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $200/person; $180/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. KIDS: CLAY CREATURES: Take your imagination to the wild side! Come create some fun and whimsical creatures out of clay and crafty materials. Go wild making an elephant soap dish, leopard piggybank, clay gargoyle and more. Ages 6-8. Instructor: Kim Desjardins. Nov. 2, 1-3 p.m. Cost: $25/person; $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. KIDS: DUCT TAPE DESIGN: Explore the wonderful, creative world of duct tape design, and learn how to create one-of-kind bracelets, flower pens, wallets and more! Ages 9-12. Instructor: Kim Desjardins. Oct. 5, 1-3 p.m. Cost: $25/person; $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. KIDS: FREE WHEELIN’: Come play with clay on the potter’s wheel and learn how to make bowls, cups and/or amazing sculptures. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. Additional fired

PAINTING: CONTEMPORARY FIGURE: Intermediate and advanced painters, revitalize your painting practices with a contemporary approach to the figure. Turn the page on traditional representation, using fresh color and dynamic composition to strengthen your personal expression. Work from live models each week. Figure drawing experience helpful. Glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks provided. See materials list online. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Gail Salzman. Weekly on Wed., Oct. 2-Nov. 20, 1:30-4:30 p.m. Cost: $325/ person; $293/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. PAINTING: OIL: Learn how to paint with nontoxic, watersoluble oils. Create still life and landscapes. Discover techniques applying composition, linear aspects, form and color theory. This supportive class will have a nice balance of studio time, gentle group discussion and critique. Glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks provided. See student materials list online. Ages 16 and up. Weekly on Tue., Oct. 1-Nov. 19. Cost: $255/ person; $230/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. PHOTO: FILM/DIGITAL SLR: Explore the basic workings of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Ages 16 and up. No experience necessary. Pair this class with Adobe Lightroom 4 for a 12-week experience learning the ins and outs of photo editing and printing! Weekly on Wed., Sep. 18-Oct. 23, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $160/ person; $144/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. PRINT: ETCHING: This type of printmaking is wonderful for artists who love to draw and want to make highly detailed prints. Learn the basics of etching through drypoint and acid bath and to transfer images onto paper with a printing press. No experience needed. Materials provided, except paper. Over 25 hours per week of open studio time is included. Ages 16 and up.

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Weekly on Mon., Sep. 23-Oct. 28, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $200/person; $180/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 250 Main St., Burlington. Print: Intro to Printmaking: This introductory class will show you a whole platter of printing techniques: block printing with linoleum, silkscreening and drypoint. This is a great way to start creating your own art, and no experience is necessary! Includes over 25 hours per week of open studio hours, all basic supplies. See Heather’s work at heatherkasvinsky.com. Ages: 16 and up. Weekly on Tue., Sep. 24-Oct. 29. Cost: $215/person; $194/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 250 Main St., Burlington. Printing: Hand-Printed Fabric: Learn do-it-yourself fabric-decorating techniques with fashion designer and owner of Where Clothing line Amy Wild. Dye, batik and block print on fabric to create one-of-a- kind clothing or home decor. Turn handmade fabric into pillows, placemats, skirts, basic shirts, tote bags and more. Basic materials included; bring your own fabric or clothing. Ages 16 and up. Weekly on Thu., Sep. 26-Oct. 24, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $145/person; $131 BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., Burlington.

B-Tru Dance w/ Danielle Vardakas Duszko: B-Tru is focused on hip-hop, funkstyles (poppin, locking, waaking), breakin’, dance hall, belly dance and lyrical dance. Danielle Vardakas Duszko has trained with originators in these styles, performed and battled throughout the world. Classes and camps age 4-adult. She is holding a Hip-Hop Yoga Dance 200-hour teacher training this fall/winter. . $50/ mo. Ask about family discounts. Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Sport Shoe Center, S. Burlington. 497-0136, honestyogastudio@ gmail.com, honestyogacenter. com. Dance Studio Salsalina: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, on-one and on-two, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $13/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! . Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Victoria, 598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Dsantos VT Salsa: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now! Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.:

Drawing Fundamentals: For the budding artist or anyone just looking to sharpen their skills. The class will focus on line, depth, composition, proportion and exploration of each student’s artistic aspirations. Evan will introduce exercises using a variety of drawing materials to build confidence and progression. Instructor: Evan Chismark. Weekly on Thu., Sep. 26-Oct. 24, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $125/ person. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. 2538358, helenday.com.

drumming Taiko, Djembe, Congas & Bata!: Taiko in Burlington! Tue. Taiko adult classes begin Sep. 10, Oct. 22 and Dec. 3, 5:30-6:20 p.m. $72/6 wks. Kids classes begin the same dates, 4:305:20 p.m. $60/6 wks. Location: Burlington Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., suite 3-G, Burlington. Stuart Paton, 999-4255, spaton55@gmail.com, burlingtontaiko.org.

empowerment Retreat for women: What is your dream? Are you living it? Are you happy? Give yourself permission to live life to its fullest. Only you can do it. Weekend retreats for women. Sep. 13-15 or Oct. 11-13. Location: Owl Pond Retreat, Hermon, N.Y. Terry Rafferty, 518-346-8712, terryrafferty1010@gmail.com, owlpond. com.

feldenkrais Feldenkrais: The FeldenkraisMethod is a form of Somatic Education that is beneficial to anybody who wants to improve their coordination and flexibility as well as people that experience acute or chronic pain. You will be amazed how good you feel after each class! For complete fall schedule, workshops and further information, please visit vermontfeldenkrais.com. Location: Vermont; call for directions. 735-3770.

healing arts YOU CAN HAVE A HEALING TOUCH: Barbara Clearbridge is accepting new students for energy work training. Individualized, part-time, one-, two- and three-year programs in South Burlington and Middlebury. Study what you need for home or professional use. (you Register now, sessions begin September 21. Yes, you can! TBA. Love offering (you determine your payment). Location: S. Burlington & Middlebury venues , S. Burlington & Middlebury. Barbara Clearbridge, 324-9149,

Fall Foliage Photography: Make sure you’re ready to photograph Vermont’s most spectacular season. Friday, discuss camera equipment, digital technology, and the photographic opportunities of autumn. Saturday, Paul leads you to favorite local spots offering both broad landscape views and details for close-up photography. This workshop involves light hiking. Instructor: Paul Rogers. Sep. 27, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Sep. 28, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $95. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. 253-8358, helenday.com.

herbs Wisdom of the Herbs School: Now accepting applications for Wisdom of the Herbs 2014 Eight Month Certification Program, local wild plants for food and medicine, sustainable living skills, and profound connection with Nature. Apr. 26-27, May 24-25, Jun. 28-29, Jul. 26-27, Aug. 23-24, Sep. 2728, Oct. 25-26 & Nov. 8-9, 2014, tuition $1750, payment plan $187.50/mo. VSAC non-degree grants available, apply early. Wild Edible and Medicinal Plant Walk, Sep. 11, 5-6:30 p.m. Sliding scale $10 to $0, pre-registration requested, please give us your phone number. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local wild edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. 456-8122, annie@ wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com.

jewelry Jewelry classes: Learn how to make your own jewelery with German-trained goldsmith (at Alchemy Jewelry Arts) in a fully equipped studio in town. You will learn basic and advanced techniques but also be able to focus on individual projects. Every Tue., 4x/mo. Cost: $140/2.5 hrs. 4x/mo. excl. silver ($3/ gramm). Location: Alchemy, 2 Howard St., A1, Burlington. jane

frank jewellerydesign, jane frank, 999-3242, info@janefrank.de, janefrank.de.

kids After-School Classes for Kids: We offer awesome classes for kids: Ballet (ages 4-12), HipHop (ages 4-teen), Lyrical Dance (ages 9-12), Nia/Yoga (ages 8-11) and Kung Fu (5 and older). Excellent instruction in a relaxed, welcoming environment allows kids to be themselves and experience the joy of movement for fitness and fun. various times. cost varies with class. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine Street, Burlington. 540-0044, southendstudiovt.com. Very Merry Theatre this Fall!: Sessions and workshops begin in September. Ages 6-18. Sign up online. Fall 2013 offerings: 333 Troupe, “Wind in the Willows” Musical, Cabaret with Ashley!, Stage Goes Pop!, “Circo Tempesta” Homeschool Special, Playing with Shakespeare, Teen Musical, Thanksgiving Break Camp, Saturday Drama Club. . Location: 333 Stage @ Very Merry Theatre, 333 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Very Merry Theatre, Jordan LaCount, 522-3743, jordan@verymerrytheatre.org, verymerrytheatre.org.

language ANNOUNCING SPANISH CLASSES: Join us for adult Spanish classes this fall. Our seventh year. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. You’ll always be participating and speaking. Lesson packages for travelers. Also lessons for young children; they love it! See our website or contact us for details. Beginning wk.

of Sep. 16 for 10 wks. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Spanish in Waterbury Center, 585-1025, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com. Absolument! French For All!: Oh la la! Join in encouraging, invigorating French classes for preschoolers, youth, adults at beautiful working atelier w/ Madame Maggie, experienced French instructor who has lived in West Africa and Paris, France! Small group classes offer support and fun; private lessons available too. Have no fear, Madame Maggie is here! See website for details. cost varies by class. Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., 3rd floor, Burlington. wingspan Studio, Maggie Standley, 233-7676, maggiestandley@yahoo.com, wingspanpaintingstudio.com. Alliance Francaise French Classes for Adults: Your fun-loving alter ego speaks French! Questions about your level? We’ll guide you in selecting from among Beginning French A, B, Intermediate French A, B, and Spoken French 1 and 2. Evenings except for 2 new offerings: Beginning French B/Mornings meets Tuesdays 8:30-10 a.m. And a special 6-week Ultimate Grammar Review meets Saturdays 9:30-11 a.m. See full descriptions at aflcr.org/classes/ shtml. 11 wks. starting Sep. 23, 6:30 p.m. Location: Alliance Francaise Center, 123 Ethan Allen Ave. (off Route 15), Colchester. Micheline, 881-8826. Alliance Francaise Open House: Want to start learning French? Or continue where you left off one, two, 10 or 40 years ago? Stop by to get acquainted with our instructors and our language

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Make Your Own Cider: Nothing says fall in Vermont like fresh apple cider. In this workshop we will discuss cidermaking traditions in a modern context, including fruit varieties best suited for cider; press construction and operation; cleanliness and food safety; and a bit on fermenting your own hard cider. Preregistration strongly suggested; seminars do sell out. Instructor: Terry Bradshaw. Sep.

Afro/Caribbean Dance Workout: Learn authentic Afro/Caribbean movement while getting a great workout! This Saturday morning class is designed to get you dancing to rhythms from Cuba, Haiti and Brazil and to work your abs, hips, thighs and upper torso at the same time. Be prepared to dance to great music and have fun. All levels are welcome. Every Sat., 11:15 p.m. Cost: $13/1-hr. class. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St., Burlington. 540-0044, sabrina@southendstudiovt.com, southendstudiovt.com.

HIp Hop Dance For ALL Ages!: Come take hip-hop classes from some of the top teachers in Vermont! Former students can be seen dancing with Justin Bieber, Justin Timberlake, Miley Cyrus and many more! All ages from 3 to “adult only.” Street jazz, freestyle, contemporary, lyrical, ballet and a full schedule of fitness classes also offered. . Cost: $70/mo.; 1.25-hour class. Location: Urban Dance and Fitness, 188 Krupp Dr., Williston. Urban Dance Complex, Sarah Cover, 863-6600, info@urbandancecomplex.com, urbandancecomplex.com.

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A New Location: Malletts Bay: Group and private lessons available for ballroom and salsa/ Latin dance. All levels, all ages. Learn basic salsa, swing, waltz, tango, cha-cha and more in our four-week special sampler. Kids Latin, ballroom & hip-hop available. Wedding packages available. We are looking for dance wear/costumes/shoes to put on consignment in our studio. 20 yrs. experience with wedding choreography. Closed on Sun. Call for schedule. Location: Dancing with Style Dance Studio, 127 Porters Point Rd., Colchester. 793-7524, dancingwithstylevt. net.

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Teens: Silkscreen: Take your favorite drawing, photo or design and learn how to print it onto a T-shirt, bag or poster in BCA’s professional print studio. Bring a favorite fitted tee (optional)! Ages 12-14. Instructor: Torrey Valyou. Nov. 2, 1-3 p.m. Cost: $25/person; $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

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intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $10/1-hr. class. Location: Movement Studio, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

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Silkscreening: Learn a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using handdrawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Apply photo emulsion, use a silkscreen exposure unit, and mix and print images using water-based inks. Includes over 25 hours per week of open studio time, use of studio chemicals, class ink and equipment. No experience necessary! Materials list online. Ages 16 and up. Instructor: Torrey Valyou. Weekly on Thu., Sep. 26-Oct. 24, 6-8:30 p.m. Studio visit on Oct. 30. Cost: $200/person; $180/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

7, 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $15/person. Location: Gardener’s Supply, Burlington Garden Center, 128 Intervale Ave., Burlington. 6603505, ext. 4, gardenerssupplystore.com.

program. $20 tuition discount if you register at the event; personal placement consultation; your questions answered; refreshments. Sep. 8, 2-4 p.m. Location: Alliance Francaise Center, 123 Ethan Allen Ave. (off Route 15), Colchester. Micheline, 881-8826.

martial arts Aikido: This circular, flowing Japanese martial art is a great method to get in shape and reduce stress. We also offer classes for children ages 5-12. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, Vermont’s senior and only fully certified Aikido teacher. Visitors are always welcome. We offer adult classes 7 days a wk. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal & Light), Burlington. 951-8900, burlingtonaikido.org.

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Aikido Classes: Aikido trains body and spirit, promoting flexibility and strong center within flowing movement, martial sensibility with compassionate presence, respect for others, and confidence in oneself. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Vermont Aikido, 862-9785, vermontaikido.org. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and car- dio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self- confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teach- ing in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. 660-4072, julio@bjjusa. com, vermontbjj.com.

massage Trauma Resolution, 16 CEUs: Shock and trauma have a variety of ways to lock up the tissues of our body, creating unconscious holding patterns. Some of these holding patterns come from the “fight or flight” reaction to trauma and stress. We will explore the different ways of using Ortho-Bionomy to address the various patterns created by our life experiences. Releasing the tension patterns from scars, broken bones and surgery are some of the topics that will be covered. Sat. & Sun., Oct. 5-6, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $285/16 CEUs ($260 when paid in full by Sep. 13). Location: TBA, Burlington/Essex area. Dianne Swafford, 734-1121, swaffordperson@ hotmail.com, ortho-bionomy.org/SOBI/ DianneSwafford.

meditation Bringing Mindfulness to Difficult Emotions: During this series, we’ll create a safe space to discuss our particular relationships to our difficult emotions and learn meditation, mindfulness and yogic breathing practices to shed new light on them. Weekly on Tue., Oct. 8-Oct. 29, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $100. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative

Therapy, 75 San Remo Dr., suite 204, S. Burlington. 658-9440, vtcit.com. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Meditation instruction avail. Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Meditation sessions on Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m. and Mon.-Thu., 6-7 p.m. The Shambhala Cafe meets 1st Sat. of ea. mo. for meditation & discussions, 9 a.m.-noon. An open House occurs 3rd Fri. of ea. mo., 7-9 p.m., which incl. an intro to the center, a short dharma talk & socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Pema Chodron: “Go to the Places that Scare You.” The Burlington Shambhala Meditation Center offers a Pema Chodron DVD series. Pema teaches the process of learning to be of service in our world by practicing with fear, aversion and suffering. Talks feature slogans of Machig Lapdron, a female spiritual master from 12th-century Tibet. Weekly on Tue., Sep. 3-Oct. 1, 7- 9 p.m. Cost: $70/5 evenings. Location: Burlington Shambhala Meditation Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Patti Lanich, 238-8771, pattilanich@gmail.com, burlington.shambhala.org. Zen Renovation: Spring cleaning for your mind! Become environ/mentally sound inside and out. Get Zen! Weekly Meditation Classes, Wed., 7 p.m. $10/ person. Free Sunday bruch, 11:30 a.m. Location: New North End, Burlington. Barry, 343-7265, barry@zenrenovation. com.

music Bill Reed Voice Studio: Now auditioning students for the fall semester! To schedule an audition time please contact Managing Director Sally Olson, admin@theatricalsinger.com. For more info. please visit the studio page on our website, billreedvoicestudio.com/thestudio/private-studio.html. Jun. 23-29. Location: Bill Reed Voice Studio, 1967 Spear St., S. Burlington. Music Theory & Composition: This class will explore essentials of harmony, rhythm, form and notation through listening, presentations and in-class writing. Participants will work toward composing and notating music in the genre of their choosing. Open to all levels of experience; the class will be structured around the level of the group with the option of advanced assignments. Tue. nights, 7:30-9 p.m., Sep. 3-Dec. 17. Cost: $15/person; $180 ($12 per class) covers the whole session; materials & assignments provided. Location: North End Studio, Studio B , 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. North End Studios, Randal Pierce, 999-1594, randal.pierce@ gmail.com, northendstudios.org.

paddling Kayaking and Paddleboarding: Interested in learning how to kayak or paddleboard? Perhaps you’d like to improve your paddling technique or prepare for a kayaking trip? Canoe Imports offers the following classes: Introduction to Kayaking, Sea Kayaking Essentials, Kayak Rescue Techniques, Kayak Rolling, and Introduction to Stand

Up Paddleboarding. At your convenience. Call to schedule a class. Cost: $59/person for all classes but sea kayaking, which is $99/person. Minimum enrollment of two people. Location: North Beach/TBD based on weather, Burlington. Canoe Imports, Brian Jessiman, 651-8760, brianjessiman@ gmail.com, canoeimports.com.

painting Plein-Air Painting Workshop: Capture the beauty of the season during this full day Plein-Air Workshop! Led by award winning artist and experienced landscape painter Maggie Standley of wingspan Studio. Meet at and enjoy painting all day at a beautiful lakeside cottage in Charlotte. Demos, group crits, private instruction time and more! Sat., Sep. 28, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $125/full-day workshop; 1-hr. lunch break. Location: wingspan Studio; workshop held in Charlotte, 4A Howard St., Burlington. wingspan Studio, Maggie Standley, 233-7676, maggiestandley@yahoo.com, wingspanpaintingstudio.com.

photography Autumn in Vt. Photo Workshop: There’s no question that autumn in Vermont is a magical time to be an outdoor photographer. Join us for an intensive, five-day outdoor photography workshop in central Vermont. The emphasis of our time together, sunrise to sunset, will be on creating stunning images of the Vermont landscape. Sep. 30, 1:30 p.m., through Oct. 4, 11:30 a.m. Cost: $995/person. Location: Green Mountain Photographic Workshops, Montpelier. Green Mountain Photographic Workshops , Kurt Budliger, 223-4022, info@kurtbudligerphotography.com, greenmtnphotoworkshops. com.

mental and spiritual balance. We will learn the basics of Reiki in this course. Sep. 28, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Cost: $350/ seat. No insurance accepted for this series. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative Therapy, 75 San Remo Dr., suite 204, S. Burlington. 658-9440, anne.m@vtcyt.com, vtcit.com.

spirit Become the Master of Your Life: No one knows better than you how to become the master of your life. And there is no better way to access that wisdom than the alchemical practice of integral qi gong and tai chi. This is a practice based on freedom and will turn your struggles into empowerment. Mon. starting Sep. 9, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Cost: $99/6 classes. Location: South End Studio, 696 Pine St. , Burlington. Burlington Bodymind Wellness, Anandi Anderson, 518-528-9958, info@burlingtonbodymindwellness.com, burlingtonbodymindwellness.com.

spirituality ESOTERIC CHRISTIANITY: Discover the “hidden wisdom in the Holy Gospel” in this workshop that uses exercises and hands-on experience to reveal the deeper layers of meaning in both the Old and New Testament. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. Sep. 3, 10, 17 & 24; 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60/person. Location: 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Sue, 244-7909. Girlosophy w/ Anne Martin: A spiritual and self-care group for girls ages 14 yrs. or older. Weekly on Sat., Sep. 28-Oct. 19. Cost: $95/series. No insurance accepted for this series. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative Therapy, 75 San Remo Dr., suite 204, S. Burlington. 6589440, anne.m@vtcyt.com, vtcit.com.

psychic Basic Psychic Development: Basic Psychic Development Class with Bernice Kelman. All children are naturally psychic. We were psychic when we were children. You can learn simple and easy ways to tap into your own hidden abilities to make your life healthier, happier, more loving and more fun. 10 Thu. starting Sep. 5, 7-10 p.m. Cost: $175 . Location: Private home, Underhill. Bernice Kelman, 899-3542, kelman.b@ juno.com, loving-now.com.

reiki Reiki I and II w/ Anne Martin: Reiki healing is a hands-on energy healing art. As a harmonic flow of energy is strengthened healing occurs through the return of physical, emotional,

Snake-Style Tai Chi Chuan: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi. org. Tai Chi Easy for Hypertension: Learn to control hypertension naturally with a practice you’ll actually enjoy! Tai Chi is a body-mind practice scientifically proven to decrease hypertension and stress while increasing vitality and quality of life. Men and women of all ages are welcome. Weekly on Mon., Sep. 16-Nov. 4, 10-11 a.m. Cost: $140/series. Location: Vermont Center for Integrative Therapy, 75 San Remo Dr., suite 204, S. Burlington. 658-9440, vtcit.com. Yang-Style Tai Chi: The slow movements of Tai Chi help reduce blood pressure and increase balance and concentration. Come breathe with us and experience the joy of movement while increasing your ability to be inwardly still. Wed., 5:30 p.m. Sat., 8:30 a.m. $16/ class, $60/mo., $160/3 mo. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy & Healing Center, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. 735-5465.

theater Very Merry Theatre this Fall!: Sessions & workshops begin in September. Ages 6-18. Sign up online. Fall 2013 offerings: 333 Troupe, “Wind in the Willows” Musical, Cabaret with Ashley!, Stage Goes Pop!, “Circo Tempesta” Homeschool Special, Playing with Shakespeare, Teen Musical, Thanksgiving Break Camp, Saturday Drama Club. Location: 333 Stage @ Very Merry Theatre, 333 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Very Merry Theatre, Jordan LaCount, 522-3743, jordan@verymerrytheatre.org, verymerrytheatre.org.

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qi gong Wild Goose Qi-Gong workshop: Wild Goose Qi-Gong is an 1800-year-old energy cultivation system from the Taoist monks of China. With flowing movements and awareness, we train in dispersing negative qi (energy), gathering fresh qi and opening the energy channels of the body. Great for healing practitioners. Isaiah Kiley, over 20 years experience tai-chi/qi-gong. Sep. 6 free class (6-8 p.m.), Sep. 7 (9 a.m.-4:30 p.m.) & Sep. 8 (2-7 p.m.). Cost: $165/11 hrs. of class time plus 2-hr. free class. Location: Shelburne Town Hall, 5420 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne. isaiah Kiley, 238-2637, ikiley@yahoo.com.

artist and 30-year tai chi/qi gong practitioner and teacher. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. 363-6890, taichibodywork. com.

tai chi Hwa Yu Tai Chi/Montpelier: Hwa Yu is a rare style of tai chi in the liuhebafa (six harmonies, eight principles) lineage. It features exercises to ground and circulate the chi; dynamic interplay of postural sinking, rising and rounding; and beautiful, fluid movements with poetic names such as Green Dragon Stretches Its Claws. Every Mon. starting Sep. 9. 12 wks. Location: Montpelier Shambhala Center, 64 Main St., 3rd floor, Montpelier. Ellen Hayes, 456-1983, grhayes1956@ comcast.net. Personal Tai Chi/ Qi Gong training: Private training in the Asian arts of movement and energy cultivation, emphasizing flexibility and building core strength. Bob Boyd, 45-year martial

Discover Your Natural Voice: Join acclaimed professional voice teacher, singer and musician Chris James. Develop skills in vocal confidence, communication, self-empowering speaking, singing & listening as you rediscover the power of your natural voice. Practice inner stillness, release stress & express yourself with ease. Revitalizing, profound and fun. No experience needed. Sep. 7-8, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $300/2-day workshop. Reduced pricing avail. upon inquiry. Location: Holley Hall, 1 South St., Bristol. Julie or Michael Goodhart, 453-4260, juliegoodhart5@ gmail.com.

women Finding Joy at Mid-life: This eightweek series is designed specifically for women 40 and older who are dealing with issues related to esteem, body-image and emotional eating. In this series, we will be using three modes of addressing the physical and emotional implications of arriving at this time in life: group therapy, NIA and nutritional counseling. Weekly on Mon., Sep. 23-Nov. 11,

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n his new record, Where Does This Door Go, Mayer Hawthorne sheds the fitting but confining “retro soul” label affixed to his previous studio albums, A Strange Arrangement (2009) and How Do You Do (2011). Helmed by famed producers such as Jack Splash, Da Internz, Kid Harpoon and Pharrell Williams, Hawthorne’s latest presents a hodgepodge of influences, from hip-hop and dubstep to the breezy, well-coiffed yacht rock of Hall and Oates. As such, it’s been alternately hailed as provocative — and fun — and criticized for alienating longtime fans expecting more of the smooth R&B stylings from his earlier career. In advance of his show at the Higher Ground Ballroom on Wednesday, September 4, Seven Days spoke with Hawthorne by phone about his new record, as well as his unabashed love of Steely Dan and Al’s French Frys.

knowing where you’re gonna end up or if you’re ever gonna come back alive. I didn’t know what this album would sound like or if anybody would be feeling it. I really didn’t know what the direction was going to be when I started recording. So it was about that fear and that sense of adventure.

SEVEN DAYS: So, are you excited to come back to Vermont? MAYER HAWTHORNE: Yeah, man! I can’t wait for some Al’s French Frys. I just talked to my homie in Vermont, and I’m so hyped for Al’s fries.

SD: Wait. What about Snoop? MH: Well, it was the first time I’ve ever had somebody rap. I did have Snoop Dogg on the last record, but I didn’t let him rap. I told him he had to sing.

for me, and there was definitely some tension in the studio. There were moments when I was like, “Fuck this. I’m gonna do it myself.” But it was exactly what I needed. The whole experience made me a better producer myself. And I learned so much. It pushed me outside of my comfort zone, which was the whole reason I wanted to work with those producers in the first place.

SD: Was that a new experience for you then, going into the studio without a game plan? MH: Everything about this album was a completely new experience for me. There were so many firsts on this album. It was the first time I ever worked with outside producers and writers. It was the first time I’ve ever had a rapper on a song, MAYE R H AW TH O R NE Kendrick Lamar.

SD: You still do a lot of DJing. Is the satisfaction of performing as a DJ different from singing? MH: DJing is where I come from. I think it is offers me a unique perspective on music. I started as a DJ and I’ve only been singing for a few years now. So DJing is kind of my fallback. I can DJ blindfolded, but singing is something that I’m getting the hang of. I’m learning every time I hit the stage.

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SD: You have a homie in Vermont? MH: Yeah. His name is Hank DeMaio. He shoots a lot of my music videos. He’s born and raised.

SD: This was also the first time you recorded in a major studio. MH: Yeah. My first few records were recorded in my bedroom, or in small, independent studios.

SD: Small world, huh? Switching gears, what was the thinking behind the title of the new record? MH: Where Does This Door Go is about not

SD: Was it difficult to give up so much control of the recording to producers? MH: It was weird. I’m used to doing everything myself. Initially, it was difficult

SD: How does having that background help you as Mayer Hawthorne? MH: I think the DJ background is what makes me different from other artists. As a DJ, I’m all about getting people to move. Whenever I DJ, I’m trying to make people dance. And I took that knowledge and put it to use on this album. SD: Does the influence work the other way around? Does doing Mayer Hawthorne influence how you DJ?

MH: That’s a great question. I think it’s a symbiotic relationship. Being a front man has made me appreciate certain records more. When I was working on this record, I was listening to a lot of rock and roll, the Clash and Steely Dan, and Black Sabbath. So consequently, I started adding more rock and roll to my DJ sets. So they do influence each other. SD: The Steely Dan influence is pretty obvious, and it’s made some folks raise an eyebrow. Why do you think they are so polarizing? MH: [Laughs] Because it’s very nerdy music. It’s music for music nerds like myself. And for Pharrell Williams, who is another music nerd. That was something we bonded over, our mutual love of Steely Dan. My motto has always been, “If you don’t like Steely Dan, I don’t like you.” It’s sort of a joke. But it’s sort of serious. They are divisive. And I think my new album is divisive as well. SD: It’s gotten a lot of mixed reviews. MH: The feedback has been divided. Some people really like it, and other people don’t like it at all. I think that is a great thing. I don’t make music for everyone to love it. I make music that I think is dope. And if you love it, then that’s incredible. And if you don’t love it, there’s a million other bands that you can listen to. It’s all good.

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after their CVF set on Saturday, August 31. Or perhaps they’d like to pre-game because maybe, like me, they find the gimmicky reimagining of PinK Floyd’s Dark Side of the Moon, Dub Side of the Moon, which openers the easy star all-stars are playing in its entirety, to be a capital crime against rock and roll. And reggae. Where would they go? The always-irie confines of Nectar’s is the obvious choice, if only to check out the large mural of dear old dad. But I say they end up at the Other Place. In particular, Junior gong (that would be Damian) has been known to get down to a variety of sounds, reggae and otherwise — like his recent genremashing single with cyPress hill and dubstep producer rusKo, “Can’t Keep Me Down.” And there’s almost always something interesting, and loud, on the hi-fi at the OP. Also, there’s free popcorn for when you get the mun … er, hungry.

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It’s too bad Ke$ha wasn’t hanging at the Bean this weekend, cuz there’s a lot going on at the little coffee shop that could. Like, for example, the debut of a new psychedelic band led by squid city’s thoMas Pearo called quiet Battles on Saturday, August 31. In addition to the always-provocative Pearo on guitar and loops, the group features

and bass, respectively. According to the band’s website, QB use dynamics and tone as the foundation for their musical explorations, rather than melodies or rhythmic changes, painting musical portraits of “vast landscapes from an alien world.” I’m not entirely sure what all that means, but it sure sounds interesting, doesn’t it?

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Here’s a question I would have asked Ke$ha if given the chance, possibly whilst brushing my teeth with Jack Daniel’s. In your hit song, “Tik Tok,” you sing that you roll up to parties, “Droptopping, playing our favorite CDs.” Really? CDs? I know “Drop-topping, playing our favorite MP3s” doesn’t have quite the same ring. But do the kids in your target demographic even know what CDs are? Just wondering…

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I stand by that decision. The david lynch-inspired High Breaks were as absurdist as advertised. They kind of remind me of the MerMen, but with more ferocious drums. And Barbacoa, the de facto godfathers of Green Mountain surf music, were their usual super-tight selves. I don’t know if the recent rise of surf bands in Vermont is really a trend, but I’m sure enjoying it.

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FinnigAn's Pub: The soulmints (funk), 10 p.m., Free.

nEctAr's: What a Joke! comedy Open mic (standup), 7 p.m., Free.

FrAnny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. HAlFloungE: Half & Half comedy (standup), 8 p.m., Free. The Harder They come (EDm), 10:30 p.m., Free.

on tAP bAr & grill: Leno & Young (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free. rADio bEAn: The Love sprockets (folk), 7 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 8 p.m., Free. The Red Newts (country), 11 p.m., Free.

JP's Pub: Karaoke with melody, 10 p.m., Free.

rED squArE: Andric severance Xtet (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

mAnHAttAn PizzA & Pub: Hot Waxxx with Justcaus & Pen West (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., Free.

skinny PAncAkE: Josh Panda's Acoustic soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

monkEy HousE: shawn Waters (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., $5. 18+. nEctAr's: Trivia mania with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. Turkuaz, the Hornitz (funk), 9:30 p.m., $8/10. 18+.

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o'briEn's irisH Pub: DJ Dominic (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., Free.

skinny PAncAkE: Jay Ekis & Friends (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

on tAP bAr & grill: Joe moore Band (blues), 7 p.m., Free. rADio bEAn: Dave Fugel & Friends (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. shane Hardiman Trio with Geza carr & Rob morse (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. Kat Wright & the indomitable soul Band (soul), 11 p.m., $3.

sWEEt mElissA's: Lesley Grant (country), 8 p.m., Free. WHAmmy bAr: Open mic, 6:30 p.m., Free.

rED squArE: Elliot maginot (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. 2nd Agenda (rebel folk), 7 p.m., Free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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Wait for It Rootsy soul duo

DWigHt & nicolE released their debut album, Signs, to critical acclaim

in 2010. The years since have been packed with life and career-changing events, not the least of which included a move from Boston to Burlington and Nicole Nelson’s showstopping appearance as a contestant on the NBC talent show “The Voice” last year. No wonder it’s taken three years to release a follow-up album, eh? Fans will be pleased to know that second record is due out later this fall. In the meantime, this Friday, August 30, the duo plays Signal Kitchen in Burlington with support from the DuPont brotHErs.

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This just in from the Dept. of Corrections: Last week’s adieu to DOLL FIGHT! front woman CHRISTINE MATHIAS in this column erroneously stated that the band’s final show at Radio Bean would be the first with new drummer AMANDA ASTHEIMER. It wasn’t. I’m told Astheimer had previously played some gigs with

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Last week, I gently poked fun at Vermont Music Fest’s bland moniker. In hindsight, I probably should have saved some ammo for Songwriters Playing Each Other’s Songs at the Tupelo Music Hall in White River Junction this Friday, August 30, which features songwriters, um, playing each other’s songs. (Deep breath, Bolles.) Personally, I would have gone with something like “Gotcha Covered” or “Playing Favorites” or, I dunno, anything else. But I digress. Branding quibbles aside, the show should be a good one, as it features four talented local songwriters in BOW THAYER, JOEY LEONE, RICK REDINGTON and TONY LEE THOMAS playing the songs of Bow Thayer, Joey Leo — well, you get the idea.

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SKINNY PANCAKE: Joshua Glass and Laura Heaberlin (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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BAGITOS: The Love Sprockets (folk), 6 p.m., Donations. LADDER 1 GRILL: Dale Cavanaugh (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Donations. SWEET MELISSA'S: Seth Yacovone (blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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CITY LIMITS: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. ON THE RISE BAKERY: West (jazz), 8 p.m., Donations.

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BEE'S KNEES: Rebecca Padula (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Rebecca Padula (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. THE HUB PIZZERIA & PUB: Dinner Jazz with Fabian Rainville, 6:30 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 9 p.m., Free. MOOG'S PLACE: Open Mic, 8:30 p.m., Free. PARKER PIE CO.: Val Davis (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.

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MONOPOLE: The Snacks (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

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THERAPY: Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYCE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free.

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BREAKWATER CAFÉ: Dark Horse (rock), 6 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Green Mountain Cabaret: Geeks and Cheeks (variety), 7 p.m., $10/15. 18+. No Diggity: Return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., $5. FRANNY O'S: The Hitmen (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. HALFLOUNGE: Bonjour-Hi (house), 10 p.m., Free.

around, combining a flair for vintage cool with a bombastic modern edge. Catch them this Friday, August 30, at Positive Pie 2 in Montpelier.

JP'S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., Free.

MR. CRÊPE: Art Herttua and Steve Morabito (jazz guitar), 7 p.m., Free.

PARK PLACE TAVERN: Mind Trap (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

LIFT: Ladies Night, 9 p.m., Free/$3.

NECTAR'S: Happy Ending Fridays with Jay Burwick (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Justin Levinson and the Valcours (rock), 9 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Kid's Music with Linda "Tickle Belly" Bassick, 11 a.m., Free. Stephanie Lynn, Louie Brown (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free. David Bronson (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. Laura Heaberlin and the Peasant Dramatic (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Todd Clouser (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. Marygoround (soul), 1 a.m., Free.

MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Dave Grippo (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. MONKEY HOUSE: Phil Yates & the Affiliates (indie rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. 18+. Phil Yates & the Affiliates, Black Rabbit, the Hearing Aides, Scott Danger Bravo (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Mitch & Friends (acoustic rock), 5 p.m., Free. A House on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

RED SQUARE: The DuPont Brothers (indie folk), 5 p.m., Free. Rustic Overtones (rock), 8 p.m., $5. DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5. RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Mixx (EDM), 9 p.m., $5. RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free. FRI.30

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If you haven’t yet had a chance to read Riding My Guitar, the recently released biography of Rick Norcross penned by Vermont author Stephen Russell Payne, here’s a condensed version: the accompanying album of the same name recorded by Norcross’ band, Rick and the Ramblers. On the title cut in particular, the longtime local songwriter recounts the highlights of his 50 years playing music. In typical, gently swinging fashion, Norcross takes us from his humble beginnings in East Hardwick in 1963 to his time in Europe palling around with Paul Simon to his stint as a coffee-shop owner and rock photographer in Florida and back again to the Green Mountains. And here he’s become something of a local legend. Norcross can’t capture as much detail and nuance in his

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autobiographical five-and-a-halfminute ditty as does Payne over 230 pages. But the song — and, in its own subtle way, the album as a whole — represents an absorbing and charming look at the life and times of one of Vermont’s musical treasures. Perhaps what’s most remarkable about Riding My Guitar (the album) is that the title track is really the only personal retrospective Norcross offers among the album’s 12 songs. Given the scope of his career, he could certainly be excused the vanity of looking back on a life well — and fascinatingly — lived. That he chooses not to is a testament to his own humility and to the enduring quality of his band and its music. And, make no mistake, this is great music. Vermont may not be associated with Western swing. But if it ever is, Rick Norcross will be a big reason why. Easy-riding originals such as the cheeky opener “The Way We’ve Always Done It” and the poignant “Take Your Time” — as always, deftly arranged by longtime collaborator Charlie MacFadyen —

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In 2012, Jericho’s Derek Burkins took part in February Album Writing Month, an annual event that challenges songwriters to pen 14 songs in 28 days — or 29 in a leap year. Burkins didn’t make his quota, finishing the month with a mere six songs. But the exercise was hardly a loss. Those tunes led to Burkins resuming a music career that had been dormant for a decade. The resurrection culminated in his debut album, the appropriately titled Ten Years and 29 Days. Since returning to music, Burkins has quickly established himself in the local folk scene. He is a two-time

Save for a guest appearance by fiddler Katie Trautz on “Coming Home to You,” Burkins is backed only by his guitar or banjo. That lack of production might leave lesser songwriters feeling exposed and vulnerable. But, given the force of his performance and general strength of his writing, Burkins suffers no such wilting insecurities. With few exceptions, his writing is clear and well crafted, his melodies succinct and tuneful. In particular, “The Sweetest Girl I Know” is a banjo-driven gem. Smartly conceived and executed, Ten Years and 29 Days could just have easily been called Better Late Than Never. Here’s hoping Derek Burkins doesn’t make us wait another decade for the follow-up. Ten Years and 29 Days by Derek Burkins is available on iTunes and CD Baby. Burkins hosts the monthly Songwriters in the Round series at On the Rise Bakery in Richmond. On Thursday, September 5, he plays there with Laura Heaberlin and Linda Bassick.

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finalist in the Advance Music Singer/ Songwriter Contest and was the winner of the 2012 SolarFest Singer/Songwriter Competition. Based on the strength of his debut, it’s easy to see how he came by those accolades. Burkins combines an emotionally measured, straightforward songwriting style with polished instrumental chops and a powerful, emotive voice, all of which suggest a distinct veteran savvy that belies his status as a relative latecomer. For Burkins, it all starts with his voice. Certain singers are afforded leeway simply because, well, everything they sing sounds great. Not that Burkins is a bad songwriter. By most measures he is a capable, bordering-on-very-good one. He also happens to be blessed with tone and timbre that would be compelling even if he were singing the instruction manual for a smartphone. At times it is gritty and rich — “Burlington North,” for example — evoking the emotive rasp of the late Richie Havens. At others, as on “Small Town Dirt,” he evokes the mournful growl of Pearl Jam’s Eddie Vedder.

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Rí Rá Irish Pub: Supersounds DJ (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free. Signal Kitchen: Dwight and Nicole, the DuPont Brothers (soul, indie folk), 8:30 p.m., $15/18. 18+. Skinny Pancake: Chicky Stoltz (one-man band), 5 p.m., $5-10 donation. Tenzin Chopak (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation. Vermont Pub & Brewery: The Whiskey Dicks (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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Charlie O's: Swale, Vedora (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Green Mountain Tavern: DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2. Positive Pie 2: Sister Sparrow & the Dirty Birds (soul), 10:30 p.m., $12/15. Sweet Melissa's: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5:30 p.m., Free. TallGrass GetDown (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free. Tupelo Music Hall: Songwriter's Playing Each Other's Songs: Bow Thayer, Joey Leone, Rick Redington, Tony Lee Thomas (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., $15. Vermont Thrush Restaurant: Ken Tonnissen (Americana), 6 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

City Limits: City Limits Dance Party with Top Hat Entertainment (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. On the Rise Bakery: Y'ardy Yar (Americana), 8 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Canopy (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

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Bee's Knees: Girls Night Out (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Keith Williams (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Donations. Moog's Place: Live Music, 9 p.m., Free. Rimrocks Mountain Tavern: Friday Night Frequencies with DJ Rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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Monopole: Folks Up in Treetops (Grateful Dead tribute), 10 p.m., Free. Naked Turtle: Pulse (rock), 9 p.m., NA. Therapy: Pulse with DJ Nyce (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $5.

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Backstage Pub: Nomad (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Breakwater Café: Nightrain (rock), 6 p.m., Free.

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Church & Main Restaurant: Night Vision (EDM), 9 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

Finnigan's Pub: Donna Thunder and the Storm (country), 10 p.m., Free. Franny O's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Halflounge: Onion River Boys (folk), 7 p.m., Free. Flashback with DJ Rob Douglas (house), 10 p.m., Free. JP's Pub: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., Free. Marriott Harbor Lounge: Shane Hardiman (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. Monkey House: The Fat Peace (rock), 9 p.m., $5. Nectar's: Dawna Hammers (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Richard James & the Name Changers (rock), 9 p.m., $5. On Tap Bar & Grill: Joe McGuinness & Longshot (rock), 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Lily and thw Tigers (folk-soul), 2 p.m., Free. Curtis Becraft and Carla Lynne Hall (singer-songwriters), 6 p.m., Free. Bill Burrell (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Mr. Ray Fork (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Pale Cowboy (indie rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. Set Up City (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Quiet Battles (psychedelic), 12:30 a.m., Free. Red Square: Zach Rhoads Duo (organ groove), 5 p.m., Free. Universal Rebel (hip-hop), 8 p.m., $5. Mashtodon (mashup), 11 p.m., $5. Red Square Blue Room: DJ Raul (salsa), 7 p.m., Free. DJ Stavros (EDM), 11 p.m., $5. Ruben James: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free. Rí Rá Irish Pub: Kenny Mehler Band (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Skinny Pancake: Red Tin Box (rock), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation. Vermont Pub & Brewery: Gnarlemagne (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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Bagitos: Irish Sessions, 2 p.m., Free. Sweet Melissa's: Tennessee Jed Band (Americana), 9 p.m., Free.

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51 Main: The DuPont Brothers (indie folk), 8 p.m., Free. City Limits: Dance Party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Hi8us (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

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Bee's Knees: Open Mic, 7:30 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 7:30 p.m., Free.

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Franny O's: Vermont's Got Talent Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free. Halflounge: B-Sides (deep house), 7 p.m., Free. B-Sides (deep house), 7 p.m., Free. Building Blox (EDM), 10 p.m., Free. Monkey House: Spark Arts Open Improv Jam, 7 p.m., $5. Nectar's: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. On Tap Bar & Grill: Joshua Glass (singer-songwriter), 11 a.m., Free. Radio Bean: Bohemian Blues Quartet (gypsy jazz), 11 a.m., Free. Pete Sutherland and Tim Stickle's Old Time Session, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (Parisian jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Tango Sessions, 7 p.m., Free. Behold and Lo (indie folk), 9 p.m., Free. Social Club: Thelonious X & Yellow Crocs (downtempo), 10 p.m., Free. Red Square: 2nd Agenda (rebel folk), 7 p.m., Free. DJ Robbie J (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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styles from Western swing to jazz to pop, never lingering on any for long but always

Bagitos: Eric Friedman (folk), 11 a.m., Donations.

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Bee's Knees: David Langevin (piano), 11 a.m., Donations. The Endorsements (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

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Club Metronome: Dead Set with Cats Under the Stars (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

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Halflounge: Family Night Live Jam, 10:30 p.m., Free. JP's Pub: Dance Video Request Night with Melody (dance), 10 p.m., Free. Manhattan Pizza & Pub: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. Nectar's: Metal Monday: Filthy Minutes of Fame, Musical Manslaughter, Heretics in the Lab, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. On Tap Bar & Grill: Open Mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Lotango (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Open Mic, 9 p.m., Free. Red Square: The Heisenbuells (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Mashtodon (mashup), 10 p.m., Free.

Moog's Place: Jason Wedlock (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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Naked Turtle: Pulse (rock), 7 p.m., NA.

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Ruben James: Why Not Monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Monopole: Sinceure (rock), 10 p.m., Free.

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Vermont Pub & Brewery: Sam Armstrong Trio (jazz), 2 p.m., Free.

The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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Charlie O's: Trivia Night, 8 p.m., Free.

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Moog's Place: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 8 p.m., Free.

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Halflounge: Funkwagon's Tequila Project (funk), 10 p.m., Free. Monty's Old Brick Tavern: Open Mic, 6 p.m., Free. Nectar's: Gubbuldis (acoustic), 7:30 p.m., Free. Viva la Hop (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Olde Northender: Abby Jenne & the Enablers (rock), 9 p.m., Free. On Tap Bar & Grill: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6:30 p.m., Free. Joe Adler (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., Free. Honky-Tonk Sessions, 10 p.m., $3. Red Square: Tall Boys (rock), 7 p.m., Free. Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free. Skinny Pancake: Phoebe Hunt (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $8.

central

Charlie O's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Sweet Melissa's: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

champlain valley Two Brothers Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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Bee's Knees: Children's Sing Along with Lesley Grant, 10 a.m., Donations.

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Franny O's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. Halflounge: Scott Mangan (experimental), 9 p.m., Free. Wanted Wednesday with DJ Craig Mitchell, Thelonious X & Guests (house), 10 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: Mayer Hawthorne, Superhmanoids (soul), 7:30 p.m., $20/23. AA. JP's Pub: Pub Quiz with Dave (trivia), 7 p.m., Free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., Free. Manhattan Pizza & Pub: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9:30 p.m., Free. Monkey House: Cameo Harlot (rock), 8:30 p.m., Free. Nectar's: What a Joke! Comedy Open Mic (standup), 7 p.m., Free. The Edd, Groovestick (live EDM), 9:30 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. On Tap Bar & Grill: Chad Hollister (acoustic rock), 7 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Sophia Donforth (folk), 7 p.m., Free. Irish Sessions, 8 p.m., Free Near North (rock), 11 p.m., Free. Red Square: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Dave Solazzo Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Skinny Pancake: Josh Panda's Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

central

Gusto's: Open Mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. Skinny Pancake: Jay Ekis & Friends (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., $5-10 donation. Tupelo Music Hall: Open Mic with the Jonee Earthquake Band, 7 p.m., Free. Whammy Bar: Open Mic, 6:30 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

City Limits: Karaoke with Let It Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. Two Brothers Tavern: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., Free.

northern

Bee's Knees: Kim Wempe & Carmel Mikol (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Parker Pie Co.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., Free.

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tephanie Walker says she ended up in the art world by chance. An Essex, Vt., native, she studied sociology in college and got her first gallery job, in the ’90s, because she happened to be savvy with computers. “I tripped and fell in,” she says with a smile. But the 38-year-old art dealer and owner of Walker Contemporary, the seasonal gallery she opened in Waitsfield last spring, also happens to really love art. On a recent afternoon, she sits at a huge, distressed-wood spool that serves as a table in the middle of the spare, white-walled gallery. Walker’s long, blond curls brush over her shoulders as she talks, occasionally revealing a tattoo of Gaia on one of them. Walker encourages her clients and visitors to linger over art. The key is to look at a work “long enough to feel quiet, and then long enough to hear your own thoughts,” she says. Which might be why she seems to have such an intimate relationship with each piece she sells. “To me they’re like children,” says Walker, who can’t stand to learn that something she’s sold has ended up shut away in a closet. Unless she’s certain they will cherish the piece, she says, “I talk people out of buying art often.” Walker got her start selling art at the former Clarke Galleries in Stowe. But it was at Chase Gallery in Boston that she honed her craft. “We were on Newbury Street, and our primary goal was sales,” she recalls. The only reason Walker got that job, she says, was that she’d recently worked in technology. The gallery owner “had his whole inventory online, and he wanted someone who was tech savvy.” Walker took to the business quickly, eventually opening her own gallery in Boston; from there she moved to Los Angeles, where she continued to deal privately. “I spent a lot of time kind of hustling to learn the business of art,” she says. Last June, at the beginning of the third summer she spent in Waitsfield to be closer to family, Walker signed a six-month lease and set up shop in the Bridge Street space that was briefly

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home to Quench Artspace. From the partially subterranean gallery, she shows the artists from around the world whom she represents. Walker has a fondness for intricate details and painstaking processes. This month, she’s featuring Boston-based Mary O’Malley, who creates jewel-like gold-ink drawings on velvety black paper. Each shimmering medallion is filled with exquisitely wrought images of flowers, scarabs and other insects. “They exist somewhere between the wild irrationality of nature and the rigorous orderliness of lace patterns,” writes O’Malley in her artist statement. New York artist Valerie Hammond

makes lithographic prints, often including flowers, vines and hands, on handmade paper. “I am fascinated by shrines and ex-votos — devotional votive objects that families make to show love and respect,” she writes in her artist statement. Inspired by the cellular structures of plants, Dharma Strasser MacColl, a San Francisco artist, stitches tiny handmade porcelain dots onto painted paper. Look closely at the dots — some are more like beads — and you can make out traces of the artist’s fingerprints. Lauren Fensterstock’s dark dioramas are filled with strips of black paper she has tightly rolled into flowers and leaves

and then submerged in charcoal. In some pieces, the charcoal dust buries only the flowers’ stems. In others, the blooms barely peek out of the dust — all that painstaking detail hidden from view. Udo Nöger, a Hawaii-based East German artist, uses light as his medium. He cuts away layered, painted canvases to create translucent compositions evocative of ice and snow. And then there’s Kazuo Kadonaga. The Japanese artist’s glass sculptures adorn several surfaces at Walker Contemporary, each one slightly different — some are squat and dotted with air bubbles; others appear blobby and almost frosty. Visitors are often tempted to touch them, and that’s OK by Walker. It’s all about “exposing the properties of the materials,” she says, laying her hand on the cool glass surface. “Art is about the dialogue, about what it means to be human,” Walker says. This was never clearer to her than in Boston after September 11, 2001, she notes, when her gallery was showing tiny paintings of buildings on fire during World War II. Walker recalls thinking in the aftermath of the attacks, Oh, my God, do I have to take this down? She chose not to and says it was the right decision. “It put [the attacks] into context,” she says. Gallerygoers who may have been thinking, How could this happen? could look at the paintings and see that “it’s happened before, over and over,” says Walker. Here in Vermont, after a closing reception for Mary O’Malley this Saturday, Walker will hang her next show, cyanotype paintings by Indianapolis artist Casey Roberts. And come the end of October, she’ll pack up and head on to the next adventure. Opening a gallery in her home state, “was kinda bringing it full circle,” she wrote in an email. “It’s time for something new.” “Exquisite Beasts & Radiant Creatures,” mixed-media drawings by Mary O’Malley at Walker Contemporary, Waitsfield, 617-842-3332. Closing reception on Saturday, August 31, 5 to 7 p.m. Gallery open through October. facebook.com/walkercontemporary

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Alexandra Sanchez: "La Vida Nica," photography from Finca Esperanza Verde, an experiment in ecotourism and local empowerment in Nicaragua. Through August 31 at Block Gallery in Winooski. Info, 373-5150. 'Aquarium': Water-themed work by the Vermont Glass Guild. Through September 3 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458. 'Art Affair by Shearer': Block prints by Sue Adamson; blind-contour drawings by Lydia Littwin; and mixed-media works by Noelle Davis. Through August 30 at Shearer Chevrolet in South Burlington. Info, 658-1111. August Show: Works by Erika Lawlor Schmidt, Gaal Shepherd, Marie LaPre Grabon, Sam Krotinger and Scott Einsig/Red Birch Studios. Curated by SEABA. Through August 31 at the Innovation Center of Vermont in Burlington. Info, 859-9222. 'Blue': Works and wares created by the studio's members, students and staff. Through August 31 at Burlington City Arts Print & Clay Studio. Info, 860-7474. Bonnie Baird: Oil landscape paintings of Vermont and Scotland. Through October 29 at Left Bank Home & Garden in Burlington. Info, 862-1001. 'Changing Fields': New and historical photographs documenting the changing face of farming in Vermont. Through September 1 at Bailey/Howe Library, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-2020. 'Color, Pattern, Whimsy, Scale: The Best of Shelburne Museum': Nearly 100 works from the permanent collection including paintings, folk art, furniture, wallpaper, decorative arts, textiles, costumes and more, exhibited in conjunction with the grand opening of the Pizzagalli Center for Art and Education. Through December 31 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. 'Color-Blind': Photographers from around the world exhibit their timeless black-and-white shots. Through September 15 at Darkroom Gallery in Essex Junction. Info, 777-3686. Creative Competition No. 22: Artworks submitted by local artists in a variety of media are up for viewers' choice award and for sale. Through August 31 at RL Photo in Burlington. Info, publicartschool@gmail.com.

Essex Art League: Paintings, photography and mixed-media work by member artists. Through August 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 849-2172. 'Facebook 1st 50': The 3rd annual exhibit of work by the first 50 local artists to respond to a call on Facebook. Through September 29 at Art's Alive Gallery in Burlington. Info, 660-9005.

'Glass Are Us': Graal glasswork and sculpture, all hand blown and sculpted in the Pine Street workshop. Through September 27 at AO! Glass in Burlington. Info, 488-4455. Holly Hauser: Mixed-media prints, Gates 1-8; Elizabeth Nelson: Acrylic, abstracted landscapes, Skyway; Jessa Gilbert: "Ascend" and "Entwine," acrylic paintings, Escalator. Through August 31 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

Nancy Stone & Melinda White-Bronson: "Drawn to Music," translucent accordion books and layered watercolor paintings of musicians by Stone; bronze work, a wood carving and a hand-stitched landscape quilt by White-Bronson. Through August 31 at the Cathedral Church of St. Paul in Burlington. Info, 860-7183. Nicole Christman: "Psycho Therapy," paintings and other works depicting hybrid creatures. Through August 31 at the Green Door Studio in Burlington. Info, 318-0963. 'Once Upon a Time': Howard Nelson Riley's folk art is presented alongside the work of local artists. Through October 30 at Artists' Mediums in Williston. Info, 879-1236. Sam Falls & Sarah O Donnell: Sculpture and painting inspired by photography, and a light-based installation based on Burlington's Moran Plant, respectively, in the Second Floor Gallery. Through September 21 at BCA Center in Burlington. Info, 865-7165. Sarah Ryan: New paintings and guitar photographs. Through August 31 at Penny Cluse Café in Burlington. Info, 651-8834.

Art on Park: Live music and local food make for a festival atmosphere at this weekly outdoor art and craft show. Thursday, August 29, 5:30-8:30 p.m., Park Street, Stowe. 'Fashion & Fantasy at the Edge of the Forest': Selections from the museum’s vintage clothing collection paired with Vermont artist Wendy Copp's imaginative couture creations made from natural materials such as ferns, birch bark and hydrangea. Through November 3 at Sheldon Museum in Middlebury. Talk: Wednesday, August 28, noon-1 p.m.; Wednesday, September 4, noon-1 p.m. Info, 388-2117. Vermont Festival of the Arts: More than 100 juried artisans from the Northeast and beyond present everything from gemstone jewelry to hand-painted silk clothing

receptions August Art Auction: The annual fundraiser benefits gallery exhibitions and improvements throughout the year. Bidding is open in the gallery and online at augustartauction.com. Through August 30 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, August 30, 5-9 p.m. Info, spacegalleryvt.com. Sarah Vogelsang-Card & Beth Robinson: "Blood Ties," a collaboration in which photographer Vogelsang-Card captures Robinson's "Strange Dolls" in unusual environments. Through August 31 at Backspace Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, August 30, 5-9 p.m. Info, spacegalleryvt.com. Steven P. Goodman & Cameron Schmitz: "Double Vision," landscape paintings.

Mary O'Malley: "Exquisite Beasts & Radiant Creatures," small paintings with intricate details such as mandalas and honeycomb-like repetitive patterns by the Boston-based artist. Through August 31 at Walker Contemporary in Waitsfield. Reception: Saturday, August 31, 5-7 p.m. Info, 617-842-3332. Sophie BettmannKerson: Stone carvings in marble and granite by the Middlesex sculptor. September 3 through 19 at Black Box Gallery, Visual Arts Center, Johnson State College. Reception: Tuesday, September 3, 1-3 p.m. Info, leila.bandar@jsc.edu. 'Eclectic: A Collection of 19th and 20th Century Art': A private collection of oil and watercolor paintings, lithographs and other prints, original exhibition posters and sculpture by artists such as Marc Chagall, Salvador Dalí, Peter Max, Pablo Picasso, Maurice Utrillo and Alberto Vargas. August 31 through November 9 at Nuance Gallery in Windsor. Reception: Saturday, August 31, 4-6 p.m. Info, 674-9616.

Shaun Boyce & Emily Heath: Abstract paintings by the Vermont artists. Through September 30 at Magic Hat Brewing Company in South Burlington. Info, 658-2739. Summer Show: Paintings by Ed Epstein, Mike Strauss, Nancy Tomzcak, Chelsea Piazza and Lin Warren; photographs by Jim Moore; sumi-ink work by Aya Itagaki; and collage work by Arthur Penfield Tremblay. Curated by BCA. Through August 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. Susan Abbott: "Vermont Journal: Small Paintings from Four Seasons," plein-air work by the Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Shelburne Vineyard. Info, 985-8222. Suzanne Dollois: Photographic work by the Vermont artist. Curated by SEABA. Through August 30 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 862-9614. Tessa Holmes: Paintings by the Vermont artist. Curated by SEABA. Through August 30 at Speeder & Earl's (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 658-6016. 'This Was Me: Self-Taught Art from the G.R.A.C.E. Gallery Collection': Thirty works by nearly a dozen artists affiliated with Hardwick's community-art organization, including Gayleen Aiken and Larry Bissonnette. Through September 26 at New City Galerie in Burlington. Info, 735-2542. 'Traces': Mark Waskow and Jean Cherouny present an exhibit inspired by performance artists who create a "trace," something that is directly or indirectly related to the performance that will survive the performance. Curated by SEABA. Through August 30 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 651-9692. 'Visions of Vermont': Photography by Lisa Dimondstein, Patricia Lyon-Surrey, Julie Parker and Sandra Shenk, and pottery by Gail Yanowitch. September 4 through November 29 at Shelburne Vineyard. Info, 985-8222. burlington-area shows

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‘Eclectic: A Collection of 19th and 20th Century Art’ Feel like gazing at the paintings of Marc Chagall, Salvador

Dalí and Pablo Picasso? From August 31 through November 9, Nuance Gallery in Windsor is showing a private collection that includes works by these big-name artists, as well as “kinetic art” by Israeli artist Yaacov Agam; paintings of children by Bolivian artist Graciela Rodo Boulanger; World War II-era pin-up-girl pictures by Peruvian artist Alberto Vargas; and much more. A portion of proceeds benefits two Hanover, N.H. charities: Helping Hands, which provides services to local seniors, and Hearts Open to the World, which helps children orphaned by the AIDS crisis in eastern Africa. Pictured: “Summer on the Pond” by Menotti (detail).

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Jordan Douglas: A collection of photographs by the Vermont artist. Through September 30 at Burlington Natural Health Center. Info, 238-8603.

Michael Strauss: Acrylic paintings exhibited alongside books of poetry by Tony Magistrale. Through August 31 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

Spray Painting Demo: A visiting California street artist demonstrates spray painting with stencils. Saturday, August 31, noon-4:30 p.m., Artists' Mediums, Williston. Info, 879-1236.

Through September 24 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Reception: Friday, August 30, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Info, 985-3848.

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Galen Cheney: Mixed-media works influenced by the "contemporary archeology of today’s urban centers." Through August 31 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.

Matthew Thorsen: Photographs that run the gamut from arty snaps to portraits by the Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Red Square in Burlington. Info, 318-2438.

Life-Drawing Session: Artists practice their painting and drawing techniques with a live model. Reservations encouraged. Wednesday, August 28, 6-9 p.m.; Sunday, September 1, 2-5 p.m.; Wednesday, September 4, 6-9 p.m., Black Horse Fine Art Supply, Burlington. Info, 860-4972.

to pottery, photography and paintings. Live jazz and kids activities add a festive flair. Saturday and Sunday, August 31-September 1, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., Kenyon's Field, Waitsfield. Info, vermontartfest.com.

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'Finding Community in the Archive: The Vermont Queer Archives': Zines, photographs, dance posters and more from RU12? Community Center's archives. September 4 through 28 at Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, in Burlington. Info, 865-7211.

'Larger than Life: Quilts by Velda Newman': Contemporary fiber art; 'Trailblazers: HorsePowered Vehicles': An exhibit that explores connections between 19th-century carriages and today’s automotive culture; 'Ogden Pleissner, Landscape Painter': Watercolor sketches and finished paintings. Through October 31 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

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'Current Work': Work by member artists. Through August 31 at Studio 266 in Burlington. Info, 578-2512.

Karen Dawson: "Why Art?" acrylic and oil paintings by the Burlington artist. Through August 31 at Skinny Pancake in Burlington. Info, 865-1208.

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throughout Vermont. Through November 30 at Vermont History Center in Barre. Info, 479-8500.

'Wyeth Vertigo': Works by three generations of one of the most influential families in modern American art — N.C., Andrew and Jamie Wyeth. Through October 31 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346.

Seth Collins: "Series of Robot Portraits," drawings in pencil and pen-and-ink. Through August 31 at Capitol Grounds Café in Montpelier. Info, curator@capitolgrounds.com. Tom Sears: Wildlife photographs by the local artist. Through August 31 at VINS Nature Center in Quechee. Info, 359-5001.

Zelde Grimm: Pen-and-ink drawings in vintage frames. Through August 31 at Dostie Bros. Frame Shop in Burlington. Info, 660-9005.

'Top of the World': Ken Leslie's paintings and unique book structures created on or above the Arctic Circle; watercolor paintings by Bianca Perren; and Inuit prints on loan from Norwich University's Sullivan Museum. Through September 1 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 728-9878.

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27th Annual Quilt Exhibition: More than 50 colorful quilts made in Windsor County. Through September 22 at Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock. Info, billingsfarm.org.

'Unbound, Vol. III': An annual juried show that explores the idea of "the book" and all the ways artists use that format as a stepping-off point. Through September 7 at ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery in Woodstock. Info, 457-3500.

'A Celebration of Upper Valley Artists': Work in a variety of media by AVA Galley and Art Center artists. Through September 2 at Pompanoosuc Mills in East Thetford. Info, 603-448-3117.

Vermont Festival of the Arts: The valley hosts more than 100 arts-related events and activities. Through September 2 at various locations in Mad River Valley. Info, vermontartfest.com.

Alejandro Angio: "Awakening of the Ink Dragon," sumi-e ink drawings on rice and mulberry paper by the Argentina-born artist. Through September 30 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 249-9563.

'Visions of a Hometown': The Milton Artists' Guild's traveling exhibition commemorating the 250th anniversary of the town's founding and the 25th anniversary of the guild. September 1 through 30 at Festival Gallery in Waitsfield. Info, miltonartistsguild.org.

Almuth Palinkas: A retrospective sampling of textile art and paintings in watercolor, oil and pastel. Through August 31 at Westview Meadows in Montpelier. Info, 479-0051. 'American Dream': In a group multimedia show, artists explore what the American dream means today; Beth Robinson: "The Aviary," in which the artist explores what happens to birds that become comfortable living outside their natural habitats; 'ART-Artifact': Stories told through "transformed shards and remnants." Through August 31 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

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Alexis Kyriak: "Unfettered Wings," still-life pastels, figurative oils and drawings, and a retrospective video. Through August 31 at Kumon Math and Reading Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-0320. Althea Bilodeau & Douglas Biklen: Handdyed, felted wool and silk clothing and accessories by Bilodeau; abstract photographs by Biklen. Through September 3 at Brandon Artists Guild. Info, 247-4956.

Annual Photo Show: Work by Vermont photographers is shown in this 24th annual exhibit. Through September 2 at the Inn at the Round Barn Farm in Waitsfield. Info, 489-2276. Big Red Barn Art Show: Two- and threedimensional work by more than 30 Mad River Valley artists. Through September 2 at Lareau Farm Inn in Waitsfield. Info, 496-6682.

Chepe Cuadra: "Back Portraits / In Search of an Identity," paintings of figures as seen from behind by the Nicaraguan-born artist. September 1 through October 25 at WalkOver Gallery & Concert Room in Bristol. Info, 453-3188.

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Casey Blanchard: "Key West Bound," work by the Vermont printmaker. Through August 31 at Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-5422. Donna Ellery: Three-dimensional mixedmedia artwork made from salvaged and recycled materials. Through August 31 at the Cheshire Cat in Montpelier. Info, 223-1981. 'Folk Vision: Folk Art from New England and Beyond': Works by Gayleen Aiken, Merrill Densmore, Howard Finster, HJ Laurent, Theodore Ludwiczak, Violetta Raditz, Nek Chand Saini, Russell Snow and Burleigh Woodard, plus 19th-century sandpapers, bottle whimseys and more. Through October 5 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. Janet Van Fleet: "Disc Course," pieces from the artist’s "Circular Statements" series, in which she employs spray paint, buttons and other circular elements. Through August 30 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. 'Journey Into Process': Ink brushwork, etchings, acrylics, oils and works on paper by Carol Cannon, Jane Davies, Tom Merwin, Helen O'Donnell and Carolyn Shattuck. Through September 8 at Vermont Institute of Contemporary Arts in Chester. Info, 875-1018. Kevin Fahey: "Meditations on Color and Light," paintings by the Vermont artist. Through September 24 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, outreach@chandler-arts.org.

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'Land on Paper': Landscape prints by artist members. Through August 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. Lark Upson: "Structural Integrity," portraits in oil by the Vermont furniture-maker-turned-painter. Through September 1 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-0141.

Bonnie Acker When it comes to being beautiful, Vermont doesn’t need

much help. But somehow, Bonnie Acker makes the state appear even prettier in her impressionistic landscape paintings. “Color is the heartbeat of her paintings. They radiate warmth and energy,” according to Stowe’s Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery, which is showing Acker’s work through October 1. In “Vermont Outlook: Works on Paper,” Acker uses bold brushwork and varied layers of paint to create truly swoonworthy scenes. Pictured: “Summer Pond.”

Lori Hinrichsen: "Mapping," images of everyday life and the Vermont landscape captured through photography, printmaking and stitching. Through August 30 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 223-3338. Michael Boylen & Mark Dannenhauer: "Bread and Puppet, an Emerging Mosaic," a multi-year, multimedia portrait created from the memories, stories and images of the Bread and Puppet community; color prints from re-photographed slides of 1974 and 1977 shows by Boylen. Through September 29 at Plainfield Community Center. Info, 371-7239. Pat Musick: "The Instant of It All," drawings and sculptures exploring the theme of aging inspired by the words of Russian poet Boris Pasternak. Photo ID required for admission. Through September 27 at Governor's Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. 'Playing With Time': An exhibit that incorporates high-speed photography, time-lapse videos and animation to explore science and the ever-

changing world. Through September 8 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200. Richard Ambelang: "Landscape into Abstraction," a series of 35mm, digital and medium-format color transparency images of abstracted portions of the New England and Pacific Northwest landscapes. Through October 31 at Goddard Art Gallery, Pratt Center, Goddard College, in Plainfield. Info, 800-322-1608. 'Round': Circular objects ranging from uniform buttons to oddities such as a foot-powered dentist’s drill; 'These Honored Dead: Private and National Commemoration': An exhibit that tells the stories of Norwich alumni from both sides of the Civil War, focusing on the military draft, prisons and mourning rituals. Through December 20 at Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, in Northfield. Info, 485-2183. 'Service and Sacrifice: Vermont’s Civil War Generation': An exhibit of photographs, flags and artifacts that show how the Civil War dramatically changed the course of life in many villages

Emily K. Robertson: "Words of Wisdom," hooked and sewn wool rugs with a message. Through November 1 at Rae Harrell Gallery in Hinesburg. Info, 734-7363. Ernie Longey & Max Kraus: "OCM 10," shots by the local photographers of every one of the Opera Company of Middlebury’s productions over the last 10 years. Through September 1 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. Info, 388-1436. Janis Sanders: "New England: Fields & Shores," plein-air paintings that capture the spirit of New England's coast and farm towns. Through August 30 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098. Jenn Cullen: "Illustrations," pen-and-ink drawings inspired by the animal kingdom, old-time vaudeville and "razzle-dazzle camouflage." Through September 14 at Carpenter-Carse Library in Hinesburg. Info, 482-2878. Joan Curtis: "At One With Nature: New and Revisited," paintings that imagine humans coexisting with climate changes and increasingly dramatic weather events. Through September 2 at Brandon Music. Info, 465-4071. 'Motors & Ink': An exhibition that highlights the work of Vermont tattoo artist Melissa Shanholtzer of Mermonkey Tattoo and features antique motorcycles as well as sculpture by Leif Johnson. Through August 31 at Chaffee Downtown Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. Ross Sheehan: "Cinders and Cones," a new body of "neo-expressionistic pop" paintings and sculptures by the co-owner of Vergennes' Outerlands Gallery. Through September 13 at Otter Creek Framing in Middlebury. Info, 870-7228. 'The Breeding Bird Atlas: Science and Art': A special exhibit in collaboration with the Vermont Center for Ecostudies features work by 14 artists

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and photographers and more than 300 citizen scientists; and Peter Padua: Carved-wood birds by the 90-year-old artist. Through October 31 at Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington. Info, 434-2167. 'the Power of water: reflections on rivers and lessons from irene': An exhibit that explores Vermonters’ relationships with rivers, based on interviews conducted over the last year with more than 140 Vermonters in 14 communities. Through September 7 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. 'vito acconci: thinking sPace': An exhibition that marks the inauguration on campus of a replica of Acconci’s "Way Station I," which was constructed in 1983 near what is now McCardell Bicentennial Hall. September 3 through December 8 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-3168.

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august artists: Work by cabinetmaker Hans Jaensch, jewelers Barbara Langevin and Larry Langlais, and watercolorist Beth McAdams. Through August 31 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Info, 933-6403. 'Best of the northeast masters of fine arts 2013 exhiBition': The second biennial exhibition offering an introduction to the strongest emerging artists in MFA degree programs in New England, Québec and New York. Through September 8 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. Bonnie acker: "Vermont Outlook: Works on Paper," impressionistic paintings by the Vermont artist. Through October 1 at Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-1818. chiP troiano: Photographs of the landscape of New Zealand's south island. Through October 20 at Claire's Restaurant & Bar in Hardwick. Info, 472-7053. 'draw the line and make Your Point: the Pencil and the 21st centurY': A visual history of the invention and evolution of the pencil, including a display about a pencil artist, unlikely objects made from pencils, an interactive pencil launcher and a smattering of pencils from around the world.

Through December 1 at the Museum of Everyday Life in Glover. Info, 626-4409. 'exPosed': An annual exhibit of sculptures from established and emerging artists displayed in the gallery, as well as throughout Stowe Village and the recreation path. Through October 15 at Helen Day Art Center in Stowe. Info, 253-8358. 'familY ties: art across the generations': Works by two generations of artists from three families including Vanessa Compton, Kay Brown, Eric and Eliza Tobin, and Amanda and Anna Weisenfeld. Through September 23 at Miller's Thumb Gallery in Greensboro. Info, 533-2045. gaBriel temPesta: "The Bumblebee Series," charcoal drawings inspired by the drastic population decline of bees in Vermont; alYsa Bennett: "Horse Drawn," large-scale charcoal drawings. Through September 2 at River Arts Center in Morrisville. Info, 888-1261. karen guth & emilY lanctot: "Detroit: Current Reflections," video installation and photography reflecting on firsthand experiences with Motor City. Through September 14 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. liz kauffman: "Quarry," oil paintings based on Vermont's granite quarries. Through August 31 at Vermont Studio Center Gallery II in Johnson. Info, 730-4416. liz le serviget: "A Dog's World," a celebration of dogs depicted in oil paintings, furniture, stone assemblage, ceramics and fabric. Through November 15 at Inky Dinky Oinkink Gallery in Moscow. Info, 253-3046.

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maurie harrington: Watercolors by the founding member of the Killington Arts Guild and art director of Isle La Motte's Fisk Farm. Through August 31 at Snow Farm Vineyard in South Hero. Info, 372-9463. rt simon: "Several Little Books With Big Prints," photographic images of the Bread and Puppet landscape presented as tiny books and larger prints. Through September 10 at Bread and Puppet Theater in Glover. Info, 525-3031. NORTHERN SHOWS

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RobeRt Compton & ChRistine homeR: "Fire and Fiber," an exhibit of work by the husband-and-wife artists — pottery by Compton; scarves and shawls by Homer. Through September 26 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 748-0158.

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sandRa LambeRt: "Artist’s Dialogue With Nature," paintings that incorporate watercolors and natural dyes. Through August 30 at Island Arts South Hero Gallery. Info, 489-4023. seLina Cote: "In Foraging," a series of black-andwhite photographs that explore the artist's role as forager. Through September 30 at Bee's Knees in Morrisville. Info, 888-7889. sophie bettmann-KeRson: "Stone Works," seven pieces carved from marble, alabaster and granite and inspired by elemental forms, the work of Isamu Noguchi and Greco-Roman classics. Through September 19 at Black Box Gallery, Visual Arts Center, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. 'stowe Vistas: FoR LoVe oF the Land': The Stowe Land Trust exhibit features paintings by Vermont artists Elisabeth Wooden, Hunter Eddy, Meryl Lebowitz, Lisa Angell and Peter Miller. Through August 31 at Vermont Fine Art Gallery in Stowe. Info, 253-9653.

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RiVeR aRts 4th annUaL open stUdio weeKend: October 5 and 6, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Visual, craft and design artists in all media are invited to exhibit and sell their work, with the goal of bringing an anticipated 10 artists under one roof! Interested artists should email at least five samples of their work — or a link to their website — to info@riverartsvt. org, or mail to River Arts, P.O. Box 829, Morrisville, VT 05661. Name, address, media and a short bio for jury purposes should be included. Spaces are limited, exhibitor fee of $45. Deadline: September 20. Call 888-1261 for more details. CaLLinG aLL membeRs! Autumn All Members’ Exhibit, September 20 through October 19. The Chaffee Art Center invites you to show your work in our upcoming exhibit, open to juried and non-juried members of the RAAA/Chaffee Art Center whose dues are current. If you need to renew your membership for 2014, you may do so by sending a check to Chaffee Art Center by September 3. Info and application, info@chaffeeartcenter.org or 775 0356. a CaLL FoR aRt: apRon ConCepts: The Catamount Fiberistas are curating an exhibit on personal responses to the concept of apron. We

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'tRaVeLs with aLden': The gallery celebrates what would have been the 100th birthday of its founder, Alden Bryan, with an exhibition of his plein-air works painted in 26 countries over 60 years. Through September 2 at Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville. Info, 644-5100.

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'UnspoKen wisdoms': Giovanna Cecchetti's abstract works investigate space-time patterns, quantum physics and nonlocal information theory; Janis Pozzi Johnson's oil paintings offer a meditation on landscape; and Louis Sclafani's glass and copper busts contain many profiles within a single portrait. Through October 31 at West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

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doRset theateR FestiVaL aRt show: Watercolors by Gloria Palmer and pastels by Ellen Questel and Penny Viscusi. Through August 31 at Dorset Playhouse. Info, 867-2223. 'dUets': Oil paintings, drawings, pastels, photographs, prints and sculptures by member artists, as well as solo exhibits by John Richards, Alexandra Eckhardt and Ron Vallario. Through September 29 at Yester House Galleries, Southern Vermont Arts Center, in Manchester. Info, 362-1405. Kate GRidLey: "Passing Through: Portraits of Emerging Adults," larger-than-life paintings of 17 young Vermonters, accompanied by audio excerpts from interviews. Through October 13 at Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, in Manchester. Info, 362-1405. Lodiza LepoRe: "Circus on Broken Boulevard," photographs of porcelain figurines assembled in tableaux that confront themes such as child abuse, innocence, power and greed. Through September 18 at Bennington Museum. Info, 447-1571. 'Red GRooms: what's the RUCKUs': An exhibit spanning the artist's six-decade career and featuring several of his signature, large-scale, interactive sculptures, including a near life-size replica of a New York City bus, replete with a driver and passengers. Through October 20 at Brattleboro Museum & Art Center. Info, 257-0124. m

are looking for art of any media including oil, acrylic, watercolor, photograph, fabric, print, poem, written reflection or mixed media. Artwork should be apron size or smaller, but try us with any other proposal. Please send images of your artwork along with description, title, date and dimension to fiberarts@ catamountarts.org. Deadline: September 1. CaLL FoR daRK aRt: The S.P.A.C.E. and Backspace Galleries are looking for artwork for our Halloween show that best defines the “art of horror.” The work we are looking for will represent the beautiful side of decay, the finer points of blood letting, and that special something inside a depraved mind. We will accept 2-D, 3-D & photography. Deadline for entries: September 16. Info, spacegalleryvt.com/call-toartists/#horror; or email/ call Beth at spacegalleryvt@ gmail.com, 578-2512. CaLL to aRtisans: Chandler is accepting submissions of arts, fine crafts and high-quality specialty food items for its 12th annual Holiday Bazaar, November 16 through December 23. An entry form can be downloaded at chandler-arts.org (click on Gallery tab). Info, Emily, 431-0204 or outreach@ chandler-arts.org.

wRitten in stone: VoiCes oF the GLbtQ CommUnity: The Main Street Museum, in collaboration with Molly E. O’Hara, would like to hold a juried art exhibition for GLBTQ artists of Vermont and the Upper Valley. All media accepted. Consider these questions: Who are you, and how do you express yourself within your community? Who is your community? Where is your voice heard? Spoken-word and performance pieces welcome! Deadline: September 30. Submit pieces to Main Street Museum, 58 Bridge St., Studio 6, White River Junction, VT 05001, or send photographs to ohara.molly.e@gmail.com. Info, 291-3950. ‘maKe beLieVe’ photo show: Calling for submissions. Roleplay, tell tall tales, wear your brightest costume and submit your photos! Deadline: September 18, midnight. Juror: Andy Bloxham. Info, darkroomgallery.com/ex48/. open GRoUp show at “CReatiVe Comp” First Friday of every month. $8 entry fee; limit one per artist. No rules; any size/media/subject. Entries accepted Wednesday through first Friday, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Opening reception on first Fridays, 6-9 p.m. People’s choice winner gets cash prize. Exhibit up for the month. Location: Root Gallery at RL Photo, 27 Sears Lane, Burlington. For info, call 5403081 or email publicartschool@ gmail.com.

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ow, I’d read great things about Woody Allen’s latest and was psyched to see his return to form — and return to the States, after nearly a decade of mostly European shoots. Which is why I felt like I must’ve stumbled into the wrong theater as I watched the sloppy, misanthropic sitcom that is Blue Jasmine. If last year’s To Rome With Love is the sorriest comedy of Allen’s career, this is his most seriously flawed serious film. I know I’ve already said it, but wow. I can’t wrap my head around the praise Allen’s 44th movie has earned. I thought maybe I’d missed something, so I watched it again. Nope. When is a reviewer going to state the painfully obvious — that, at almost 80, Allen may have reached the point where it’s time either to slow down or to hang it up? In 1999, Randy Newman recorded a song that’s apropos for the state of the director’s career. Written in the voice of an over-thehill rocker who doesn’t realize it’s time to get off the road, it’s called “I’m Dead”: When will I end this bitter game? When will I end this cruel charade? Everything I write all sounds the same Each record that I’m making Sounds like a record that I made Just not as good.

The chorus goes: I’m dead but I don’t know it (He’s dead. He’s dead). Please don’t tell me so. It’s time someone told Allen so, because he clearly doesn’t know it, and the words “bitter” and “cruel” couldn’t be more applicable to this half-baked riff on A Streetcar Named Desire updated for the age of Bernie Madoff. There isn’t a sympathetic character in sight. Or one remotely resembling an actual human being. Cate Blanchett stars in the Blanche DuBois-inspired title role. A former Park Avenue power wife, Jasmine lost everything (including her mind) when her husband (Alec Baldwin) was imprisoned for financial funny business. As the film opens, she finds herself in San Francisco depending on the kindness of virtual strangers — her working-class sister, Ginger (Sally Hawkins), and her greasemonkey boyfriend (Bobby Cannavale) — who’ve agreed to put Jasmine up. There’s the germ of an intriguing idea in there — the notion of Blanche/Jasmine’s downfall as a metaphor for the country’s economic collapse — and I’m in favor of anyone inclined to remind a 21st-century audience of Tennessee Williams’ genius. The problem is, Allen’s grown lazy and sour. Almost everything he does these days cynically recycles

CALIFORNIA DREAMING Blanchett plays a delusional snob who moves to San Francisco to mooch off her blue-collar sister in Allen’s overhyped Streetcar riff.

themes he explored with greater depth and elegance in the past. It wasn’t even that long ago that he made Match Point (2005), a drama likewise dealing with a woman on the verge and with class distinctions. That was subtle, masterful filmmaking. In Blue Jasmine, however, when the director revisits this territory, he settles for work that’s ramshackle and cartoonish. Though he’s set the tale in the Bay Area, for example, everyone with the exception of Blanchett talks like they just walked off the set of “Jersey Shore.” Not much of consequence happens, either: Jasmine grows bitter and chugs Stoli like it’s Perrier. The drunker and more de-

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just short of completing an epic pub crawl in their sleepy hometown. (The World’s End is the 12th pub they never reached.) “I knew life could never get better than that, and it never did,” Gary proclaims, oblivious to the shock and pity his confession elicits. Childlike to the point of sociopathy, Gary still dreams of reassembling his Wolf Pack and conquering the Golden Mile, one pint at a time. If that means telling a despicable lie to his friend Andy (Frost), who is now a

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here are two types of moviegoers: Those who’ve been waiting for months to snap up tickets for The World’s End, and those inclined to dismiss it as a shambling, British-accented clone of This Is the End, the apocalyptic comedy that made its mark earlier this summer. The first group knows The World’s End is the latest from the team behind Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz — director Edgar Wright and stars Simon Pegg and Nick Frost — and that they do genre spoofs right. Granted, it takes extensive exposure to the clichés of zombie flicks and buddy-cop movies to get all the jokes in their first two collaborations, but those jokes come so fast and furious that it doesn’t hurt to miss a few. More importantly, unlike most filmmakers in this niche genre (the Scary Movie franchise leaps to mind), cowriters Wright and Pegg craft parodies that work as stories on their own terms. In Shaun, for instance, the title character’s battles with zombies are but a backdrop for his tougher struggle to transform himself from an overgrown adolescent pub lout into an adult. In The World’s End, Pegg plays a character who lost that struggle decades ago. We meet fortysomething Gary King in a support group reminiscing about his glory days, when he and his four teenage best buds fell

lusional she gets, the crueler she is to her hosts. At times she’s nearly as contemptuous of these blue-collar caricatures as their creator is. I can’t recall a picture in which Allen displayed less empathy for his characters. It’s like an episode of “The King of Queens” or “The Honeymooners,” only the schlubs never say anything funny — and the snob wouldn’t know it if they did, because she’s too busy flashing back to parties in the Hamptons and talking to herself. All I know is that Blue Jasmine is 98 minutes of meaningless tedium with delusions of cinematic significance. And all I can say is, wow.

responsible adult and a teetotaler, so be it. Fueled by their fearless leader’s delusions, these five middle-aged guys will reach the World’s End — in more senses than one. The World’s End begins like a darker riff on The Hangover, with Pegg as a less cuddly version of Zach Galifianakis’ Alan; Frost as his implacable, antifun antagonist; Eddie Marsan in the twitchy Ed Helms part; and Martin Freeman and Paddy Considine as their comparatively normal friends. The

conceit quickly evolves beyond that, though, with a left turn into sci-fi B-movie territory. Suffice it to say that, like The Cabin in the Woods, Wright’s film pursues the absurdity to its logical conclusion — and doesn’t skimp on action sequences along the way. Wright stakes out well-trodden satirical ground here, and the results don’t feel as fresh as Shaun of the Dead did, nor the supporting characters as well delineated as those of that film. But for fans of fast-paced, highly verbal comedy, The World’s End is worth it for a certain suave actor in a classic cameo, and for the ongoing banter among the five mismatched musketeers. The movie teems with acerbic quotables that are destined to be heard in dorm rooms — and, of course, on the internet — for years to come. Pegg’s performance tests audiences’ loyalty to the comedy trope of the lovable manchild: Gary is clearly a dangerous fool. Yet it’s hard not to soften toward him as he stands up against the “Starbucking” of modern pubs and proudly declares his right to be a screwup with dated tastes, lager on his breath and prominent crow’s feet. Let’s hope this crew from the UK continues to stand up against the Starbucking of movies. MARGO T HARRI S O N

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We had a burglar last night! new in theaters cloSED ciRcUit: Eric bana and Rebecca hall play lawyers in love — well, formerly in love — who run into government roadblocks as they defend an alleged international terrorist in this uK conspiracy drama. with ciáran hinds and Jim broadbent. John (Boy A) crowley directed. (95 min, R. Roxy) gEtAWAY: a former race-car driver (Ethan hawke) must zip around in a custom Mustang to rescue his wife from an abductor in this action thriller unrelated to the 1972 Sam Peckinpah flick of the same name. with Selena gomez and Jon Voight. courtney Solomon directed. (120 min, Pg-13. Essex, Sunset.) oNE DiREctioN: tHiS iS US: director Morgan (Super Size Me) Spurlock took a break from the whole “sociological exposé” thing to craft this 3-d documentary chronicling the brit boy band’s origins and life on tour. (92 min, Pg. capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace)

tHE coNJURiNgH: Vera farmiga plays a paranormal investigator who encounters a disturbingly powerful presence in a farmhouse in this horror flick based on a real case account. It supposedly scored an R rating for scares alone. with Patrick wilson and lili taylor. James (Insidious) wan directed. (120 min, R) DESpicABlE mE 2HHH: Steve carell returns as the voice of gru, a reformed would-be supervillain who teams up with the antivillain league to fight crime in this family animated adventure. yes, his minions are also back. Pierre coffin and chris Renaud directed. with the voices of Kristen wiig, Miranda cosgrove and Ken Jeong. (98 min, Pg) ElYSiUmHHH: Matt damon plays — who else? — the hero in writer-director neill blomkamp’s futuristic action drama, in which the rich live in a space station and the poor are confined to a disgusting slum known as Earth. with Jodie foster and Sharlto copley. (109 min, R) JoBSH1/2: More chutzpah than Steve Jobs? It had to take a lot to cast ashton Kutcher as the apple founder in this biopic about his rise from geeky kid to corporate legend. with Josh gad, J.K. Simmons and annika bertea. Joshua Michael (Swing Vote) Stern directed. (127 min, Pg-13)

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kick-ASS 2HH: a teen who attempts to fight crime in a superhero costume (aaron taylorJohnson) forms an alliance with like-minded citizens and confronts his nemesis in this sequel to the comic-based 2010 action comedy. with chloë grace Moretz, christopher Mintz-Plasse and Jim carrey. Jeff (Never Back Down) wadlow directed. (99 min, R) lEE DANiElS’ tHE BUtlERHHH: The director of Precious — and, sadly, The Paperboy — brings us this drama about a white house butler (forest whitaker) who serves seven different presidents and witnesses the rise of the civil rights movement. with Oprah winfrey and david Oyelowo. (132 min, Pg-13)

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plANESHH: “from above the world of Cars” comes this disney spin-off franchise, starring an acrophobic plane who nevertheless dreams of being an aerial racer. with the voices of dane cook, teri hatcher, Julia louis-dreyfus and John cleese. (92 min, Pg) tHE SmURFS 2HHH: Oh, no! gargamel has abducted Smurfette! and he’s building an army of naughties! Or something. The tiny, collectivist blue gnomes star in their second animated adventure for the family audience. with the voices of hank azaria, neil Patrick harris, Katy Perry and Jayma Mays. Raja gosnell directed. (104 min, Pg)

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pERcY JAckSoN: SEA oF moNStERSHH: The son of Poseidon (logan lerman) and his friends try to track down the mythical golden fleece to quell an ancient evil in the second film installment of Rick Riordan’s popular fantasy series. Thor freudenthal directed. (106 min, Pg)

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tHE moRtAl iNStRUmENtS: citY oF BoNESH1/2: another ya bestseller comes to the screen: In cassandra clare’s urban-fantasy series, a young new yorker (lily collins) learns to embrace her hereditary identity as a demon hunter. Oh, and there are cute guys. with Jamie campbell bower, Robert Sheehan and Jonathan Rhys Meyers. harald (The Karate Kid) Zwart directed. (130 min, Pg-13)

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wednesday 28 — thursday 5 Full schedule not available at press time.

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wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Kick-Ass 2 4, 7:10. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 3:40, 6:40. Paranoia 3:50, 7. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 6:50. Planes 3:30. friday 30 — thursday 5 Kick-Ass 2 Fri: 4, 7:10, 9:10. Sat: 1:30, 4, 7:10, 9:10. Sun: 1:30, 4, 7:10. Mon to Thu: 4, 7:10. Lee Daniels’ The Butler Fri: 3:50, 6:50, 9:10. Sat: 1, 3:50, 6:50, 9:10. Sun: 1, 3:50, 6:50. Mon to Thu: 3:50, 6:50. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Fri: 3:40, 6:40, 9:10. Sat: 1:20, 3:40, 6:40, 9:10. Sun: 1:20, 3:40, 6:40. Mon to Thu: 3:40, 6:40. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters Fri and Sat: 7, 9:10. Sun to Thu: 7. Planes Fri: 3:30. Sat and Sun: 1:10, 3:30. Mon to Thu: 3:30.

friday 30 — thursday 5 Elysium 12, 2:25, 4:50, 7:15, 9:40. *Getaway 1:10, 3:20, 5:30, 7:50, 10. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1:10, 3:55, 6:40, 9:25. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 1, 4, 7, 9:45. *One Direction: This Is Us 12:40, 5, 9:20. *One Direction: This Is Us in 3D 2:50, 7:15. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 12:10, 9:30. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters in 3D 2:30, 4:50, 7:10. Planes 12:50, 5:15, 7:20, 9:30. Planes in 3D 3. We’re the Millers 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50. The World’s End 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. You’re Next 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25.

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wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Elysium 6:30, 9. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 6:20, 9:10. Paranoia 9. Planes 6:20. We’re the Millers 6:30, 9:10. The World’s End 6:30, 9. friday 30 — thursday 5 Elysium Fri: 9. Sat and Sun: 3:40, 9. Mon to Thu: 9. Lee Daniels’ The Butler Fri: 6:20, 9:10. Sat and Sun: 12:30, 3:30, 6:20, 9:10. Mon to Thu: 6:20, 9:10. *One Direction: This Is Us Fri: 6:30, 9. Sat and Sun: 1, 3:30, 6:30, 9. Mon to Thu: 6:30, 9. Planes 6:20. Planes in 3D Sat and Sun: 1, 3:40. We’re the Millers Fri: 6:30, 9:10. Sat and Sun: 12:45, 6:30, 9:10. Mon to Thu: 6:30, 9:10. The World’s End Fri: 6:30, 9. Sat and Sun: 1, 3:40, 6:30, 9. Mon to Thu: 6:30, 9.

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2 12:20, 2:40, 5, 7:20, 9:40. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1:10, 3:55, 6:40, 9:25. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 1, 4, 7, 9:45. *One Direction: This Is Us Thu: 9:30. *One Direction: This Is Us in 3D Thu: 7. Paranoia Wed: 4:15, 9:45. Thu: 4:15. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 12:10, 9:30. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters in 3D 2:30, 4:50, 7:10. Planes 12:50, 9:30. Planes in 3D 3, 5:10, 7:20. We’re the Millers 12:10, 2:35, 5, 7:25, 9:50. The World’s End 12:15, 2:40, 5:05, 7:30, 9:55. You’re Next 12:45, 2:55, 5:05, 7:15, 9:25.

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wednesday 28 — thursday 29 2 Guns 6:50. The Conjuring 9. Despicable Me 12:15, 2:25, 4:30. Elysium 1:20, 3:50, 7:05, 9:35. Jobs 12:40, 9:10. Kick-Ass 2 1:15, 4:20, 6:55, 9:25. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1, 4, 6:45, 9:30. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 12:50, 3:40, 6:40, 9:30. Paranoia 9:20. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 12:30, 6:20. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters in 3D 3:30, 9:15. Planes 12:20, 2:30. Planes in 3D 4:35, 7. We’re the Millers 1:10, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40. The Wolverine in 3D 3:20. The Wolverine 3:20. The World’s End 1:30, 4:10, 7:15, 9:40. friday 30 — thursday 5 Despicable Me 12:40, 3. Elysium 1:15, 4, 6:50, 9:15. *Getaway 12:35, 2:40, 4:45, 7:15, 9:30. Grown Ups 2 6:20, 8:40. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1, 3:50, 6:40, 9:25. Man of Steel 8:20. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 12:45, 3:40, 6:35, 9:20. *One Direction: This Is Us 12:20, 4:40, 9:10. *One Direction: This Is Us in 3D 2:30, 7. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 12:50, 6:30. Percy Jackson: Sea

of Monsters in 3D 3:30, 8:50. Planes 12:30, 2:50. Planes in 3D 6:15. We’re the Millers 1:10, 4:15, 7:05, 9:40. The World’s End 1:20, 4:20, 7:10, 9:40.

MARQUIS THEATRE Main St., Middlebury, 388-4841

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Jobs 6. Kick-Ass 2 1, 9. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1, 6, 9. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 1, 6:30, 9. friday 30 — thursday 5 Full schedule not available at press time.

MERRILL’S ROXY CINEMA

222 College St., Burlington, 864-3456, merrilltheatres.net

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Blue Jasmine 2:10, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:15. *Closed Circuit 2:20, 4:25, 7:20, 9:25. Elysium 2:05, 4:20, 6:40, 9. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 2, 4:40, 6:30, 9:05. The Way, Way Back 2:15, 4:30, 6:50, 9:10. We’re the Millers 4:10, 7, 9:20. friday 30 — thursday 5 Blue Jasmine 2:10, 3, 5, 7:10, 9:15. *Closed Circuit 2:20, 4:25, 7:20, 9:25. Elysium 2:05, 4:20, 6:40, 9. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 2, 4:40, 6:30, 9:05. The Way, Way Back 4:10, 6:50, 9:10. We’re the Millers 2:15, 4:30, 7, 9:20.

PALACE 9 CINEMAS 10 Fayette Dr., South Burlington, 864-5610, palace9.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Despicable Me 1:25, 3:30. Elysium 1:45, 4:15, 6:50, 9:15. Jobs 6:20, 8:50. Kick-Ass 2 1:50, 4:20, 7, 9:20. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1:20, 3:55, 6:35, 9:05. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9. Paranoia 8:55. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 3:40, 6:30. Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters in 3D 1:30, 9. Planes 1:40. Planes in 3D 3:50, 7. We're the Millers 1:35, 4:10, 6:45, 9:10. You're Next 2, 4:30, 6:55, 9:25. friday 30 — thursday 5 Despicable Me 1:30, 3:40. Elysium 1:45, 4:15, 6:45, 9:10. The Heat 8:20. Jobs 6:20, 8:50. Kick-Ass 2 1:50, 4:20, 7, 9:20. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 1:20, 3:30, 6:20, 9. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 1:25, 4, 6:40, 8:50. Paranoia 8:55. *One Direction: This Is Us 1:50, 7. *One Direction: This Is Us 3D 4:20, 9:15. Pacific Rim 6:25, 9. Percy Jackson: Sea

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PARAMOUNT TWIN CINEMA 241 North Main St., Barre, 4799621, fgbtheaters.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Kick-Ass 2 6:30, 9. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 6:20, 9:10. friday 30 — thursday 5 The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones Fri: 6:20, 9:10. Sat and Sun: 12:30, 3:20, 6:20, 9:10. Mon to Wed: 6:20, 9:10. Star Trek Into Darkness Fri: 6:20. Sat and Sun: 12:30, 6:20. Mon to Wed: 6:20. World War Z Fri: 9:10. Sat and Sun: 3:20, 9:10. Mon to Wed: 9:10.

ST. ALBANS DRIVE-IN THEATRE 429 Swanton Rd, Saint Albans, 524-7725, stalbansdrivein.com

friday 30 — saturday 31 Full schedule not available at press time.

THE SAVOY THEATER 26 Main St., Montpelier, 2290509, savoytheater.com

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friday 30 — thursday 5 Blue Jasmine Fri: 6:30, 8:45. Sat to Mon: 1:30, 4. Tue to Thu: 6:30, 8:45. The Spectacular Now Fri: 6, 8:15. Sat to Mon: 1, 3:30. Tue to Thu: 6, 8:15.

friday 30 — saturday 31 *Getaway 8 followed by Kick-Ass 2 10:15. We're the Millers 8 followed by The Heat 10:15. Elysium 8 followed by Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 10:15. Despicable Me 2 8 followed by Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 10:15.

STOWE CINEMA 3 PLEX Mountain Rd., Stowe, 2534678. stowecinema.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Lee Daniels’ The Butler 7. The Way, Way Back 7. We’re the Millers 7. friday 30 — thursday 5 Lee Daniels’ The Butler Fri: 7, 9:15. Sat and Sun: 2:30, 7, 9:15. Mon: 2:30, 7. Tue to Thu: 7. The Way, Way Back Fri: 7, 9:15. Sat and Sun: 2:30, 4:40, 7, 9:15. Mon: 2:30, 4:40, 7. Tue to Thu: 7. We’re the Millers Fri: 7, 9:15. Sat and Sun: 2:30, 4:40, 7, 9:15. Mon: 2:30, 4:40, 7. Tue to Thu: 7.

SUNSET DRIVE-IN THEATRE 155 Porters Point Road, just off Rte. 127, Colchester, 8621800. sunsetdrivein.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 We're the Millers 8:15 followed by The Heat 10:45. Kick-Ass 2 8:15 followed by The Wolverine 10:45. Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 8:15 followed by Elysium 10:45.Planes 8:15 followed by Percy Jackson:

sunday 1 Monsters University 8 followed by Iron Man 3 10:15 followed by We're the Millers 12:30 followed by The Heat 2:30 2 Guns 4:15. *Getaway 8 followed by Kick-Ass 2 10:15. Elysium 8 followed by Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 10:15. Despicable Me 2 8 followed by Percy Jackson: Sea of Monsters 10:15.

WELDEN THEATRE 104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 527-7888, weldentheatre.com

wednesday 28 — thursday 29 Kick-Ass 2 4:30, 9:30. Lee Daniels’ The Butler 2:05, 7:05. The Mortal Instruments: City of Bones 2, 7, 9:30. The Smurfs 2 2:10, 4:30. We’re the Millers 4:30, 7:10, 9:30. friday 30 — thursday 5 Full schedule not available at press time.

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tHE SpEctAcUlAR NoWHHHH: A high school golden boy on a downward spiral (Miles Teller) finds himself inexplicably drawn to a bookish nice girl in this dramedy from the screenwriters of 500 Days of Summer. Shailene Woodley and Brie Larsen also star. James Ponsoldt directed. (95 min, R.) tHE WAY, WAY BAcKHHHH: A 14-year-old loser (Liam James) salvages his summer by working at a water park where he receives mentoring from wild-’n’-crazy guy Sam Rockwell in this indie comedy from director Jim Rash (cowriter of The Descendants). With Allison Janney, Steve Carell, Amanda Peet, AnnaSophia Robb, Toni Collette and Rob Corddry. (103 min, PG-13) WE’RE tHE millERSHH: Jason Sudeikis plays a small-time pot dealer who hires a fake family to evade suspicion on a big border-crossing run. Needless to say, it’s not your typical all-American road trip that follows in this comedy from Rawson Marshall Thurber. Also starring Jennifer Aniston, Emma Roberts and Will Poulter. (112 min, R) tHE WolVERiNEHH1/2: Not to be confused with X-Men Origins: Wolverine! No, now the beclawed mutant superhero (Hugh Jackman) is doing his fighty thing in present-day Japan, facing ninjas and the prospect of mortality. With Rila Fukushima, Will Yun Lee and Famke Janssen. James (Knight and Day) Mangold directed. (136 min, PG-13) tHE WoRlD’S ENDHHHH: The team behind Shaun of the Dead and Hot Fuzz brings us the summer’s second apocalyptic comedy, in which a group of pub crawlers discover that humanity’s future depends on their epic drink-athon. With Simon Pegg, Nick Frost and Martin Freeman. Edgar Wright directed. (109 min, R.)

YoU’RE NEXtHHH1/2: A wedding anniversary getaway becomes the target of a group of killers who wear (surprise!) creepy masks in this horror flick from director Adam (V/H/S) Wingard. With Nicholas Tucci, Sharni Vinson, Amy Seimetz and Ti West. (95 min, R.)

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AmoURHHHHH Jean-Louis Trintignant plays an elderly man struggling to care for his beloved wife (Emmanuelle Riva) as she experiences dementia in this Oscar-nominated drama from director Michael Haneke. With Isabelle Huppert. (127 min, PG-13) EpicHH1/2 A teenager finds herself fighting a good-versus-evil battle in a fantastical world surprisingly close to home in what looks like the animated family version of Avatar. With the voices of Colin Farrell, Josh Hutcherson and Beyoncé Knowles. Chris Wedge directed. (103 min, PG) tHE GREAt GAtSBYHHH Leonardo DiCaprio plays the Long Island millionaire who may not be all he appears in this loud-and-sparkly, 3-D adaptation from director Baz Luhrmann. Tobey Maguire and Carey Mulligan also star. (142 min, PG-13) pAiN & GAiNHH1/2 In the latest action-comedy opus from director Michael Bay, Dwayne Johnson and Mark Wahlberg play Florida bodybuilders who get involved in crime and find out it doesn’t pay. With Rebel Wilson and Anthony Mackie. (129 min, R) ScARY moViE 5H This year, Hollywood in its infinite wisdom saw fit to give us two horror spoofs focused on the Paranormal Activity franchise. This one features Simon Rex, Ashley Tisdale and cameos from Charlie Sheen and Lindsay Lohan. Malcolm D. Lee directed. (85 min, PG-13)

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Curses, Foiled Again

Antoine Jennings covered his head with a Chicago Bulls cap and a skintight black skullcap while robbing three suburban Chicago banks of $4500, but then he posted photos of himself wearing the caps on Facebook, using his real name. FBI agents matched the photos to security camera footage of the heists and arrested Jennings, who pleaded guilty. (Chicago Sun-Times)

Last Wish

After Scott E. Entsminger, 55, died in Columbus, Ohio, the death notice included his request that six Cleveland football players serve as pallbearers to lower him into his grave “so the Browns can let him down one last time.” (Columbus Dispatch)

Little Things Mean a Lot

Geronimo Narciso, 37, fired two shots in the air in Pangasinan, in the Philippines, and was tucking his gun into his waistband when it fired again, according to ABS-CBN News, and accidentally shot off his penis. Earlier this year, the Trinidad and Tobago Guardian reported that a security guard accidentally shot off his penis. He survived, only to be charged with illegally possessing the weapon. (Huffington Post)

After the New York Mets asked the American Indian Community House to help organize a Native American Heritage Day at the ballpark, the nonprofit group bought a block of 500 tickets and was invited to stage pregame festivities, including traditional singing and dancing, outside Citi Field. The Mets also agreed to print 500 T-shirts for the occasion and broadcast two public-service announcements for the group on the stadium’s video boards. Then Mets officials noticed the game was scheduled for July 25 against the Atlanta Braves. Concerned that the Braves, known for their fans’ tomahawk-chop cheer, might interpret the event as a protest over the team name, the Mets notified the AICH that there would be no public-service announcements and no pregame festivities. “This whole thing wasn’t even our idea,” AICH deputy director Kevin Tarrant said after the group canceled its participation and requested a refund for the 500 tickets. “But it just feels like we’re being marginalized again within our own community.” (New York Times)

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Police said the driver of a Ford Taurus that crashed into a sport utility vehicle in Crestwood, Ill., killing front-seat passenger Linda Shattuck, lost control

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Sheriff’s deputies who arrested Rick Frederick, 22, for resisting arrest for drunk driving and 11 other violations in LaSalle County, Ill., reported that while sitting in the patrol car, Frederick started eating the molding around the door. The deputies added criminal damage to government property to the other charges. (Associated Press)

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Investigators who noticed a surge in collections after Buffalo, N.Y., switched from parking meters to computerized pay stations accused parking-meter mechanic James Bagarozzo, 58, of stealing $210,000 over an eight-year span, all in quarters. Prosecutors said Bagarozzo, who blamed a gambling addiction and Crohn’s disease for his actions, regularly took coins from 70 to 75 meters a day, rolled them and exchanged the $10 rolls for cash at various banks. In the year following Bagarozzo’s arrest and that of a former coworker accused of stealing $15,000 in quarters, parking commissioner Kevin Helfer said parking-meter revenue increased by more than $500,000. (Associated Press)

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Firefighters arriving at a library fire in Brooksville, Fla., noticed a man on the scene wearing firefighting gear. When asked for an explanation, the man, identified as Joseph Michael Brannen, 18, said he bought the gear on eBay, heard the call about the fire on his scanner and showed up hoping to help fight the blaze. After further questioning, Brannen admitted setting the fire, which caused more than $500,000 in damage. (South Florida Sun-Sentinel)

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Following the release of pictures taken after the July 6 Asiana Airlines crash in San Francisco showing a fire truck running over and killing a 16-year-old survivor who’d been thrown clear of the crash, the city fire department explicitly banned helmet-mounted devices that record emergency scenes, such as the one worn by a firefighter that showed how Ye Meng Yuan died. “The privacy of the individual is paramount,” Chief Joanna HayesWhite insisted, but Anthony Tarricone, attorney for the victim’s family, questioned the decision and its timing, asking, “Why would anybody not want to know the truth?” (Associated Press)

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“A beginning is the time for taking the most delicate care that the balances are correct,” wrote science fiction author Frank Herbert. I urge you to heed that advice. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, you will oversee the germination of several new trends in the coming weeks. Future possibilities will reveal themselves to you. You will be motivated to gather the ingredients and formulate the plans to make sure that those trends and possibilities will actually happen. One of the most critical tasks you can focus on is to ensure that the balances are righteous right from the start.

gemiNi (May 21-June 20): “The works must be conceived with fire in the soul but executed with clinical coolness,” said the painter Joan Miró in describing his artistic process. I recommend a similar approach to you in the coming weeks. Identify what excites you the most and will continue to inspire and energize you for the foreseeable future. Activate the wild parts of your imagination as you dream and scheme about how to get as much of that excitement as you can stand. And then set to work, with methodical self-discipline, to make it all happen. caNceR

(June 21-July 22): My vision of you in the coming week involves you being more instinctual and natural and primal than usual. I have a picture in my mind of you climbing trees and rolling in the grass and holding bugs in your hands and letting the wind mess up your hair. you’re gazing up at the sky a lot, and you’re doing spontaneous dance moves for no other reason than because it feels good, and you’re serenading the sun and clouds and hills with your favorite songs. I see you eating food with your fingers and touching things you’ve never touched. I hear you speaking wild truths you’ve bottled up for months. As for sex? I think you know what to do.

leo (July 23-Aug. 22): The Japanese word

senzuri refers to a sexual act of self-love performed by a man. Its literal meaning is “a hundred rubs.” The corresponding term for

the female version is shiko shiko manzuri, or “ten thousand rubs.” Judging from the astrological omens, I’m guessing that the applicable metaphor for you in the days ahead will be shiko shiko manzuri rather than senzuri. Whatever gender you are, you’ll be wise to slowww wayyyy down and take your time, not just in pursuit of pleasure but in pretty much everything you do. The best rewards and biggest blessings will come from being deliberate, gradual, thorough and leisurely.

libRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): The online time travel Mart sells products you might find handy in the event that you travel through time. Available items include barbarian repellant, dinosaur eggs, time travel sickness pills, a centurion’s helmet, a portable wormhole and a samurai umbrella. I have no financial tie to this store. so when I recommend you consider purchasing something from it or another company with a similar product line, it’s only because I suspect that sometime soon you will be summoned to explore and possibly even alter the past. be well prepared to capitalize on the unexpected opportunities. (Here’s the time travel Mart: 826la.org/ store.) scoRpio (oct. 23-nov. 21): Mystic poets

find the divine presence everywhere. The wind carries God’s love, bestowing tender caresses. The scent of a lily is an intimate message from the Holy beloved, provoking bliss. even a bowl of oatmeal contains the essence of the Creator; to eat it is to receive an ecstatic blessing. but those of us who aren’t mystic poets are not necessarily attuned to all this sweetness. We may even refuse to make ourselves receptive to the ceaseless offerings. to the mystic poets, we are like sponges floating in the ocean but trying very hard not to get wet. Don’t do that this week scorpio. be like a sponge floating in the ocean and allowing yourself to get totally soaked.

sagittaRius (nov. 22-Dec. 21): James Caan is a well-known actor who has appeared in more than 80 movies, including notables like The Godfather, A Bridge Too Far and Elf. but he has also turned down major roles in a series of blockbusters: Star Wars, Close Encounters of the Third Kind, One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest, Kramer vs. Kramer, Blade Runner and Apocalypse Now. I present his

capRicoRN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “What a terrible mistake to let go of something wonderful for something real,” says a character in one of Miranda July’s short stories. I’m offering similar advice to you, Capricorn. The “something real” you would get by sacrificing “something wonderful” might seem to be the more practical and useful option, but I don’t think it would be in the long run. sticking with “something wonderful” will ultimately inspire breakthroughs that boost your ability to meet real-world challenges. aQuaRius

(Jan. 20-feb. 18): “There is more truth in our erotic zones than in the whole of religions and mathematics,” wrote the english artist Austin o. spare. I think he was being melodramatic. Who can say for sure whether such an extreme statement is accurate? but I suspect that it’s at least a worthy hypothesis for you to entertain in the coming weeks, Aquarius. The new wisdom you could potentially stir up through an exploration of eros will be extensive and intensive. your research may proceed more briskly if you have a loving collaborator who enjoys playing, but that’s not an absolute necessity.

pisces (feb. 19-March 20): “This suspense

is terrible. I hope it will last.” so says a character in oscar Wilde’s play The Importance of Being Earnest. I could envision you speaking those words sometime soon. Plain old drama could creep in the direction of passionate stimulation. High adventure may beckon, and entertaining stories might erupt. soon you could find yourself feeling tingly all over, and that might be so oddly pleasant that you don’t want it to end. With the right attitude — that is, a willingness to steep yourself in the lyrical ambiguity — your soul could feed off the educational suspense for quite a while.

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(April 20-May 20): “I’m Gonna be (500 Miles)” is a raucous love song by the scottish band the Proclaimers. In the chorus, the singer declares, “I would walk 500 miles / And I would walk 500 more / Just to be the man who walked 1000 miles / to fall down at your door.” In 2011, a Chinese woman named Ling Hsueh told her boyfriend Liu Peiwen she would marry him if he took the lyrics of this song to heart. In response, loverboy embarked on a thousand-mile hike to the distant city where she lived. His stunt seemed to have expedited the deepening of their relationship. The two are now wed. In accordance with your current astrological omens, taurus, I encourage you to consider the possibility of being a romantic fool like Liu Peiwen. What playfully heroic or richly symbolic deed might you be willing to perform for the sake of love?

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I’ve never considered myself to have a breast fetish, but I’ve discovered that I love suckling on my wife’s breasts. It’s more than just a little foreplay; it’s often more like simulated breast-feeding. The context of the suckling is often, though not always, sexual, and the experience is powerful. I love it, and she is more than happy to oblige, but I have concerns about its effect on our relationship. Outside of this activity, we have a well-balanced relationship — but I know how I feel sucking on her breasts, and know she experiences similar feelings, though from the other perspective. Can we incorporate such a behavior into a balanced adult relationship?

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You are not alone in your appetite for simulated breast-feeding. For some men (and women) the act of suckling brings them back to the halcyon days of childhood when breasts provided all the comfort and sustenance needed to thrive. As an adult living in a harsh world of sharp edges and cold realities, your wife’s round, warm breasts act as the ultimate pacifier. As long as she’s cool with playing wet nurse, why not indulge? You aren’t specific in your letter, but it sounds like you’re worried that playing the role of “suckling man-child” is going to throw off your healthy power balance by making you appear small, weak and needy. It’s a catch-22 because that power imbalance — being vulnerable in your wife’s arms while she takes care of you — is precisely what’s so titillating. As mature, consenting adults, you can incorporate most any sexual behavior into a balanced relationship — but it will require communication. Share your concerns with your wife. Let her know that while you love latching on to her bosom, you’re worried that it will adversely affect your dynamic. You may find that she relishes the opportunity to take care of you but still looks to you to be her big, hulking man who opens pickle jars and takes out the trash. Having a “healthy, balanced relationship” doesn’t necessarily mean equality in the bedroom — sometimes a shift toward the dominant/submissive dynamic is exactly what a relationship needs to find its symmetry.

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Xplorer at the Bobcat Aka “Vermont Strong,” tall biker twice now at the Bobcat. Seems like I should have at least said hi, but you ate and ran before I got up the courage. Next time I will definitely introduce myself, unless you stop to chat at the door first. Try again next Saturday? When: Saturday, August 24, 2013. Where: Bobcat Café. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911560 Your Girl on the Side You: the hurricane that threw my life into upheaval with a surprise visit to my house one May Saturday morning. You simply couldn’t stay away. Me: willing to give up anything and everything just to keep you in my life. I don’t even care that you’re married anymore. Do you hear me? When: Friday, August 23, 2013. Where: Morrisville. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911557 Williston Hannaford, Brown-Eyed Girl Some things can’t go unsaid or they drive you crazy. I’m drawn to you like a moth to a flame and if I wasn’t happily married I would dive into that flame. I will just have to settle for seeing your beautiful face and gorgeous smile now and then. I will try not to be unimpressive in the future ;). When: Friday, August 23, 2013. Where: Williston Hannaford. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911556 An Insult In Passing To the man who asked to “piss on my beard,” you know as well as I do that your “joke” was anything but funny. However, rather than dismiss you as merely hostile and inconsiderate, I’d much prefer to try to understand your point of view. To that end, won’t you join me for dinner and conversation - mano a mano? When: Saturday, August 17, 2013. Where: North Winooski Ave. You: Man. Me: Man. #911555 Horse meat? Horse-meat burgers, 10 minutes old no less! I like the way you wield that spatula. When: Wednesday, August 21, 2013. Where: Essex. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911553

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Cute cyclist heading to Riverside I was heading to school and you were heading toward Riverside Ave. We exchanged a few looks and a smile. If I had not been running late already, I would have turned around. Want to go for a ride sometime? Sunsets from the bike path are pretty spectacular. Or grab some coffee or a beer? When: Thursday, August 22, 2013. Where: Hyde and Willard streets. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911552 I See your Beauty Everyday Today you had a beautiful blue sundress on, OMG! Your curly hair, the sunglasses and those legs makes this man’s heart race. You never walk on my side of the street; so wish you did :). Coffee? Dinner? When: Tuesday, August 20, 2013. Where: Near Kerry’s on St. Paul. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911551 Hollywood, did you smile today? Hollywood Long you are my final destiny! To infinity and beyond, I am your Facebook and I love it. When: Saturday, July 6, 2013. Where: at Spear Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911550 Good samaritan at Black Crowes, 8/17 You: unseen angel who found a ticket on the ground and did the right thing by turning it over to a police officer. Me: grateful and amazed, thankful for the karmic opportunity to pay it forward. I’ll be smiling about this for a very long time. Thank you! When: Saturday, August 17, 2013. Where: BTV waterfront. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911549 Beautiful Blonde on her Bike I saw you this evening at 11 p.m. on your bike. Beautiful dress. I moved so you could ride by. Your voice sent shivers up my spine. Coffee? When: Monday, August 19, 2013. Where: St. Paul Street, 11p.m. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911548 Citizens bank You work at Citizens Bank on College Street. Thanks for the water you got me. We talked about Bloody Marys. Care to get one sometime? When: Saturday, August 17, 2013. Where: Citizens Bank. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911547

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Broken arm at Recycling Center Perhaps I’m full of myself, but I noticed you notice me and it’s made my day. I should have offered to help you, but I guess I didn’t have the courage either. When: Monday, August 19, 2013. Where: CSWD. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911545 Treadmill Walker Early morning. You walking on treadmill, looking great in grey tank, long dirty blond hair and black tights. Me in red tee having worked up a sweat. We locked eyes briefly on my way out. Let’s work up a sweat together sometime. When: Monday, August 19, 2013. Where: South Burlington gym. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911544 Blonde beauty at Richmond Market Beautiful, curly haired blonde at the Richmond market. You wearing a black, slim skirt, flip-flops, carrying a basket, shopping with your young daughter. She noticed me looking at you and told you. You glanced and we exchanged smiles. I heard her tell you I was handsome. I was wearing a blue graphic T-shirt, khaki shorts. When: Saturday, August 10, 2013. Where: Richmond Market. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #911543 Ausable Chasm, August 7th You: bike trip heading south. Me: bike trip heading north. You asked about route options, my buddy commandeered the air time with chatter about bakeries en route. From our brief interaction I could tell you are smart, engaging, funny ... and adorable. And then all too quickly we were gone in seperate directions. I’d like to meet again. Are the internet gods willing? When: Wednesday, August 7, 2013. Where: Ausable Chasm, N.Y. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911542 Goat wrestler extraordinaire Your arms, like windmills, your charms send me in chills, but where we get our real thrills, using the strength of our wills, is getting those darn budgies to stay in the ducking fence. Thank you for your strength and fortitude, my darling, my Sicilian Prince. When: Wednesday, August 14, 2013. Where: paradise. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911541 Cute as two beavers What a wonderful thing, like Daggett and Norbert, two playful critters, having too much fun, and don’t ever stop! Congratulations on tying the knot! Have a ball this September, you two. And keep singing! I heard you have a beautiful voice. When: Saturday, September 7, 2013. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911540 EEX 235 It was fun racing down through the Gulf with you Thursday afternoon! I wonder if you ride as well as you drive! When: Thursday, August 15, 2013. Where: Granville Gulf. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911538 Magnificent mattress merchant You had a great smile, and I had a “nice handshake.” I would love to take you for a spin when the camper is ready. When: Thursday, August 15, 2013. Where: Wendell’s. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911537 Beautiful El Gato Server I saw you working at El Gato Cantina on August 15th. You were wearing a red shirt and a polka-dot skirt. I couldn’t take my eyes off you, just saying. Single? When: Thursday, August 15, 2013. Where: El Gato Cantina. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911535

Some words of wisdom the only people for me are the mad ones, the ones who are mad to live, mad to talk, mad to be saved, desirous of everything at the same time, the ones who never yawn or say a commonplace thing. Some people actually call it passion. What a dull place the world would be without it. When: Saturday, December 8, 2012. Where: in town. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911533 Uncommon Grounds We made eye contact and laughed at it. I was sitting with my friend. You have dirty blond hair, you were tall and definitely sexy. You were with your two friends, a blond girl and an older man. If that girl wasn’t your girlfriend and you don’t have one, then we should go get a drink sometime. When: Wednesday, August 14, 2013. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911532 Romantic with a Tender Heart Have not seen you in person yet. I don’t get to St. Albans much these days. Your personal ad intrigues me for many reasons. I love being on a motorcycle. My comfort level thses days is riding as a passenger. I have many other interests too. There is a singles gatheing at Champlain Lanes on Thursday, August 22. Maybe you will be there? When: Saturday, August 3, 2013. Where: online at Seven Days personals. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911531 Stunning You were waiting outside the gentlemen’s room in the mall. I said hi to you on my way out after chatting with your charming son. I would love to meet for a coffee sometime. Your son was banged up. Let me know what was wrong if you respond so I know it is you. When: Saturday, August 10, 2013. Where: downtown. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911530 Blonde in light/white hoodie on Main pulling something behind you. I drove by and caught your eye. I will admit it, I was gawking, but only because you were by far the finest thing on the street! (Any replies will have to provide the something you were pulling behind you!) When: Wednesday, August 14, 2013. Where: Main Street in Montpelier. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911529 3 Penny Dream Our eyes met as you took my drink order. You complained of a sore knee. I wish I could have taken you to the bathroom to help you forget your pain. I loved your boyish smile, wit and scruffy beard. Can we meet to see if our drink-order moment can turn into something more? I can’t stop thinking about you! When: Sunday, August 4, 2013. Where: Three Penny Taproom. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911528 creamy at the 3p You: dreamy, funny, fuzzy bartender seeing to my every need! Me: heavier hophead who can’t take my eyes off of you! Would love for you to dip your tap in my keg! I loved your fuzzy face, your contagous laugh and your Tom Selleck chest hair. When: Wednesday, August 14, 2013. Where: Three Penny Taproom. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911527 Sharon, I think of you often. Five years, hey? How many is it? I hope you’re well. When: Sunday, December 21, 2008. Where: Maple St. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911526

THANKS FOR RETURNING PURPLE WALLET After finding my handbag on the streets of downtown you brought it to the Williston PD. My cellphone, ID, debit card, car key and cash were in it. Thank you so much. Great to know there are still honest people out there. I would love to make you a batch of cookies/buy you a plate of nachos at Our House. When: Saturday, August 10, 2013. Where: Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911525 Flynn Ave Runner “I’m going on your cue!” you announced to me as we crossed the tracks at the same time. We’ve passed each other a couple of times the last two weeks. Would love to join you sometime, or maybe meet for a post-run cocktail? When: Tuesday, August 13, 2013. Where: Flynn Ave. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911524 Looking Dapper in Orange Ordered my coffee at Uncommon Grounds and you were behind me in that cute orange shirt pristine hair, cargo shorts and sand-colored military boots. Would love to get a coffee with you sometime and see where things go ;). When: Tuesday, August 13, 2013. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #911523 Girl at C+M I’ve seen you there a few times and wonder if there is some mutual interest? You have curly brown hair and are very pretty. You were there with a few girlfriends on Friday. We’ve exchanged glances but I just haven’t made my way over to you ... yet. Maybe this weekend? When: Friday, August 9, 2013. Where: downtown Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911522 Eyes Meeting, Jeffersonville Arts Festival Saturday, 8/10, I was playing sax on Main Street in Jeffersonville at the Arts Festival. You: pretty with brown hair pulled back, wearing blue tights and sleeveless top, looked into my eyes as you walked by, then crossed the street and looked back at me again, saw me looking back at you. Are you interested in meeting? I am. When: Saturday, August 10, 2013. Where: Jeffersonville, Cambridge Arts Festival. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911521 runner with neon shoes Your bright shoes caught my eyes. You ran past me on South Union Street as I was walking home from work. I’m not going to chase you, but maybe I can join you for a run sometime? When: Monday, August 12, 2013. Where: South Union Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #911520 Blue eyes and dancing baby You were dancing on Church Street to a clarinet player with your baby. He was cute but he’d have to be with you as his mom. I was with daughters young and older. I could have watched you all day. When: Saturday, August 10, 2013. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #911511

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