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Both the diocese and the college have been trying to relocate the group home ever since — Burlington College wants to turn the building into a student dormitory — but the HowardCenter was having a hard time finding housing for the residents, many of whom have been diagnosed with acute mental illness.
Debra Clemmer, the home’s on-site psychiatric nurse, reports that the residents were “really looking forward to the move. They are also glad to be staying together,” she tells Totten. “It was important for them to maintain that sense of community.” Some of the residents have lived together for more than 30 years.
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Rachel Phillips’ impending surgery, while not a cure-all, offers tremendous hope to others with Ehlers-Danlos Syndrome [“Fletcher Allen Has a Candidate for Groundbreaking Windpipe Transplant,” August 3]. Her struggle with EDS and the myriad procedures necessary to simply function are all too familiar to those of us with this debilitating disorder. EDS can cause all tissues, not just joints and limbs, to be structurally deficient. Most of us experience a range of seemingly unrelated symptoms. These all tie back into a feeling of “falling apart,” as Rachel put it, which EDS can literally cause due to faulty collagen. Educating and advocating for yourself, assembling a compassionate medical team that listens, and continuing in the face of specialists, employers, insurance companies, potential partner, relatives and people who think nothing is really wrong with you is tough, painful, energy-draining work. I wish her the best of luck for a successful procedure. Jessica Doerr WINOOSKI
Editor’s note: Rachel Phillips’ condition has worsened and, as a result, the experimental surgery to save her life will not be performed in Burlington. Tax-deductible donations can be sent to Organic Church Community, 70 South Winooski Ave., #197, Burlington, VT 05401.
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After seeing — and hearing — Google’s ads everywhere promoting their visit to Vermont, I smiled when I saw your story probing the company’s real intentions [“Is Google in Vermont to Do Good or Buy Political Influence?” August 10]. While I don’t disagree with the author’s conclusion that Google may be attempting to buy itself some much-needed political influence with its well-timed foray into the Green Mountain State, I also believe there’s something else that is motivating Google. And that’s money, in the form of advertising revenue. As an ad industry professional, I help clients navigate the myriad advertising options that Google sells. And while Google’s up-front offer of a free website, domain, etc., seems like a great deal for many small businesses, you can be sure that Google sees the long-tail benefit this creates for their bottom line. For every small business it helps to get online, Google creates another customer for its AdWords advertising platform, which is still the company’s bread and butter. I’m sure that in addition to touting “free” services while in town, Google will be hard-selling its portfolio of Internet marketing solutions to small-business owners who will see them as integral to the success of their newly launched digital worlds. Don’t get me wrong, I do believe that
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Editor’s note: The letter writer is confusing a recent news story, about the economic impact of Canadian tourists on Burlington, with a tongue-in-cheek blog post by Lauren Ober [“Burlington City Council Proposal to Make BTV a French Colony,” August 4] satirizing a city council resolution to make Burlington French-friendlier.
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[Re: “Canadian Tourists Are All Over Burlington, But Nobody Knows What That’s Worth,” August 3]: I am a regular in Burlington, because I love the atmosphere. The locals are free of the anti-French prejudice we normally hear in Canada. That is why I normally go cycling near Burlington rather than Ottawa, which is the same traveling time. I heard recently that some people find there are too many of us, to the point that an editor suggested emptying Lake Champlain and filling it with Labatt Blue. I have heard enough of that in my own country, so I don’t need to hear it in your neck of the woods. I want Burlington merchants and people to stay the way they are. If they would speak French, it would entice me to come more often. I think that the city council’s idea of promoting French is a nice plus. Why those negative reactions to the point of racist comments using references to poutine, sirop d’érable and Labatt Blue? If you do not like my accent and money, I can go many other places, including my own province. Why revert to those clichés every time someone has the idea of doing something nice for French-speaking tourists who want to spend some time in your area? The lake on which your city was built has a French name, and we share the same waters. I am very mobile when I feel offended!
two years with Full Moon. We made the switch for a number of reasons, but if it weren’t for the Hub we likely would be grabbing veggies at the grocery store on our way home from work — probably not nearly enough of them, and they wouldn’t be as good. We all eat and shop in different ways. Isn’t there room for a variety of distribution models? I understand that small-scale, responsible farmers face huge challenges, and I don’t begrudge the extra effort and/or cost it takes to support them. At the same time, I believe we owe ourselves and each other sustainable, market-based solutions for promoting their long-term survival. And that’s what the Intervale, parent company of Food Hub, is all about. It is not just a “feel-good name” — it’s an organization I really believe in and one that, incidentally, gave Full Moon Farm its start. I would be interested to hear what other local farmers have to say. I hope they speak up.
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Feedback « p.7 [“Author-Activist Bill McKibben Gets ‘Disobedient’ About Climate Change,” August 10], but as someone who was there, I find Bill McKibben’s remark that participants in the civil rights movement, though facing death, had it easier than today’s environmental activists “because they knew they were going to win,” deeply offensive. We knew nothing of the sort. As far as we could tell in the mid-’60s, the statesanctioned terrorism of the Deep South was as invincible as it appeared to be. Not one of the hundreds of people I knew in the Student Nonviolent Coordinating Committee and Freedom Summer believed we were going to win. We could barely get through each day and had no thought of some future day when we would have “won.” Neither the passage of the Civil Rights Act of 1964 nor of the Voting Rights Act of 1965 changed that fact. And neither were those laws “victories,” because they were just words on paper. Without action by the Department of Justice, which we did not believe would happen based on the failure of the FBI to protect CR workers and blacks trying to register to vote, the words were hollow. And I think very few of us would today think we had won a damn thing, not with 40 percent black unemployment, one-third of black males between 20 and 29 incarcerated, and the minds of millions of young black children wasted every year in the same kind of shitty public schools that pervaded the South and the urban ghettos before Brown v. Board of Education. I have great respect for McKibben’s tireless work to push us and our policy makers to confront the problem of global climate change seriously, but he should take time out to read some U.S. history. A good place to start, for anyone, is crmvet. org. Wally Roberts
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Why are our U.S. tax dollars going to Canadian shareholders? Thanks to all the buddies that Green Mountain Power and our governor share [Fair Game: “Tilting at Turbines,” July 27], GMP is getting this Lowell Mountain wind project railroaded through our state in order to get Obama’s tax dollars for creating alternative energy. Our watchdog agencies that oversee a project of this size and with this potential for environmental damage seem to have been asked to look the other way while we go for the green. Did they mean green technology or greenbacks? The sheer scope of this project is anything but green. If blasting off the tops of our mountains in order to put a road the
size of an interstate up there with towers that will be some of the tallest structures in our state is green, I must have missed something about alternative, green, environmentally friendly energy. Hey, you GMP ratepayers — get mad! Get your electric company to decentralize and use your tax money to help you get grid tie-in systems that will actually save you some money on your electric bill instead of fluffing the wallets of Canadian stockholders. It would employ hundreds of Vermonters installing appropriately sized green energy systems on a scale not seen in this country, setting yet another example of locavore to the world. Say no to industrial-sized wind farms! Save our mountains! Annie Gaillard Walden
Klifa Coverage?
I enjoy reading Seven Days, but it has disappointed me lately. Your writers seem to cover some stories too thoroughly. Was it really necessary to cover the Schultz divorce in the Fogel story [Fair Game: “Dangerous Liaisons,” May 24]? Other articles leave out important facts. The Klifa Club is closing after many years. Not mentioned was that proceeds from the eventual sale of the Klifa house will go to the Vermont Community Foundation for philanthropic purposes. Eleanor Smith
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Editor’s note: Actually, we covered the Klifa Club closing on our staff blog, Blurt [Klifa Club Closing, Selling Historic Burlington House,” July 28.] The excerpt that appeared in the August 3 paper was just that. You can read the entire story at sevendaysvt.com.
“Legacy” at What Cost?
As a former UVM student and current Burlington resident, I was furious to read about former President Fogel’s compensation package [Fair Game: “The Presidential Parachute,” August 3]. While attending UVM and spending a few days a week on campus for work since graduating, I have had a chance to see Fogel’s legacy in action: an unnecessarily large student center, a swelling student population that the campus and Burlington can barely maintain, fewer teachers, larger classes, more administrators, and a poorer education. Is this really a legacy worth rewarding so handsomely? Patrick Giblin Burlington
What Does T.J. Stand For?
I have reading a lot about T.J. Donovan, Chittenden County state’s attorney, in
the papers lately [Fair Game, “Conflicts and Coincidences,” July 6]. T.J. this and T.J. that. And it got me wondering what the hell T.J. stands for. After reading about Burlington Telecom’s “BT” fiasco, and his “I decline to prosecute” statement, I’m thinking T.J. stands for “Terrible Justice” or “Total Jerk.” The city lost a lot of money on this deal, and I’m sure some crook or crooks made a lot. I’ll just sign off on this note with my initials, K.P.W. This might stand for Keep Pricks Wondering. Kevin Patrick Ward
estimated by the EPA! Mr. Ryan’s accusation that the club drops “6539 pounds of lead shot and 20,343 pounds of target debris ‘up to, into and across’ the river” is grossly deceiving. All of the target pieces and the vast majority of the lead shot fall substantially short of the river. The river has been protected by heavy vegetation for many years. The newly installed shot curtain creates a total shield. Dennis DeVaux Thetford
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I appreciate Kevin J. Kelley mentioning our little farm and even more the comparison to Vermont-area farms, which I both respect and love [“Pedaling Upstate,” July 27]. It might have been wise, however, to check the facts before quoting our café manager as not being paid what she is worth, because a free one-bedroom apartment with paid utilities along with $10.50 an hour pretty much guarantees she gets paid better than the 60-year-old farmer who employs her. Sam Hendren
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Article Misfired
The article “Long Shot” [July 13], regarding Bruce Ryan’s personal crusade against the Montpelier Gun Club, contains major errors. The implication, by the EPA, that the club was not acting with a sense of urgency in constructing the shot curtain is without justification. A committee of five club members worked more than two years planning and contracting the construction of the shot curtain on the club’s property. Supplemental funding was needed through the federal PittmanRobertson program because the cost easily exceeded the financial resources of the club. An application had to be written, modified, passed through the legislature and finally approved by the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Department. There were many steps in the form of design, analysis, permitting, and funding required for numerous municipal, state and federal agencies. An archaeological study by UVM took more than six months to complete. These factors created the false perception of delay. The EPA’s estimate that an “eye popping” 180,000 pounds (or 90 tons) of lead shot are deposited each year is wrong. There are approximately 135,000 clay targets shot at each year. At 1.125 ounces per shot, this equates to 9500 lbs. (or 4.75 tons) — a factor some 19 times less than
Way to Blow
Shay Totten’s piece on windmills [Fair Game: “Tilting at Turbines” July 27] inaccurately portrays the position of Vermont’s leading environmental groups with respect to wind energy development. Just as the vast majority of Vermonters support local renewable energy development — including wind power — so too do most environmental organizations. The leading green groups have noted that the significant wind resources that we have available in Vermont should be harnessed in responsible ways that minimize environmental impacts. At VPIRG, for instance, our research shows that at least one-fourth of Vermont’s electric power could be provided by fewer than 150 grid-scale wind turbines and some smaller-scale community, home and business installations (see vpirg.org/repowervt). But that’s just part of Vermont’s clean energy future. Our top priority must be to minimize our energy usage through conservation and efficiency programs. The energy we do need should come from the cleanest, safest and most affordable resources available to us. In Vermont, that means a healthy balance of renewable resources like wind, solar, hydro, farm methane and biomass. Unlike the fringe groups that oppose all reasonable wind development in Vermont, VPIRG has led the charge against the continued operation of the troubled Vermont Yankee nuclear plant. We’re also working to end our dependency on fossil fuels that cause environmental destruction and threats to public health that dwarf any impact that could conceivably be caused by a Vermont wind farm. If you really care about the environment and public health, wind has to be in the mix. Paul Burns
Montpelier
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Chittenden County State’s Attorney t.J. Donovan has decided not to run for mayor of the Queen City. That has opened the door for at least one more Democrat to join the field: airport commissioner Miro WeinBerGer. Weinberger, 41, is not exactly a household name in Burlington, but he’s no stranger to Vermont Democrats or state politics. Born in Hartland, Weinberger worked for U.S. Sen. PatriCk Leahy (D-VT) while he earned his BA in
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Five Democrats are vying for Burlington Rep. Mark Larson’s recently vacated House seat after Gov. Shumlin appointed the five-term lawmaker commissioner of the Department of Vermont Health Access. The five are: former Ward 7 city councilors Jean o’suLLivan and CarMen GeorGe, current Ward 2 councilor DaviD Berezniak, kate neuBauer and DaviD Lines. Neubauer is executive director of the Lake Champlain Community Sailing Center. She starred in a pro-choice campaign ad for Shumlin. Lines, former co-owner of the Oasis Diner, lobbied on health care issues for the Vermont Public Interest Research Group in the 1990s. “I think I have a pretty good background as a small business owner who is engaged on health care issues,” said Lines. “I absolutely would love the job,” said O’Sullivan. “I’ve run, and won, four times in this part of the city and served on the city council.” George, who is the communications and development coordinator at Burlington College, served one two-year term on the city council. “We have a dynamic governor dedicated to job creation and I want to support his efforts to provide financial security for Vermont families,” said George. Democrats who live in the legislative district will caucus in mid-September. They’ll pick three people, and the governor will appoint one of them as Larson’s successor.
environmental science at Yale. He got a master’s in urban planning at Harvard’s Kennedy School of Government. In 1996 Weinberger worked as the state senate campaign coordinator — with then-Senate Minority Leader Peter Shumlin — to flip the senate from a 19-11 GOP majority to an 18-12 Democratic majority. He chaired the Chittenden County Democratic Party in 2004 when the party picked up six House seats to gain control of the body. Does he have what it takes to put the Dems back in control of City Hall? Weinberger said he’ll make a final decision within a few weeks. “Clearly I’m not well known throughout he city and would have to start relatively early,” said Weinberger. “As I see it, the job is in large part a mix of financial, economic development and entrepreneurial skills. Given what we have seen over the past six years, it’s painfully obvious what happens when you have a mayor who doesn’t have those skills, and I don’t think Burlington can make that mistake again.” Weinberger runs a community development and consulting firm — the Burlington-based Hartland Group. Only one candidate — Democrat State Rep. Jason LorBer — has officially entered the race. He was recently spotted sauntering with former Gov. hoWarD Dean in Burlington’s Old North End. Is Dean supporting Lorber? “I am neutral,” the gov told “Fair Game.” “I will be happy to talk to any potential candidate.” Republican councilor kurt WriGht — a two-time loser in the mayoral race — said he’ll announce soon whether he’s in or out. “I’ve been talking to supporters and people who have supported me in the past to determine if they are still backing me,” said Wright. “I just began doing that in the past two weeks.” Other candidates mulling a run include State Sen. tiM ashe (D/PChittenden) and incumbent Progressive Mayor BoB kiss. m
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andy “Wells” Ward may not be the perfect poster child for medical marijuana. She and her husband were busted in September 1988 for running a major pot-growing operation in Underhill. The longtime marijuana policy reform advocate was arrested again in February 2006 after displaying two vials of weed during a House Government Operations Committee hearing. But now the pot proponent needs marijuana not for business or recreation, but to manage her pain: The 51-year-old single mom suffers from inoperable lung cancer and chronic obstructive pulmonary disease. Although a glass pipe in her home suggests she’s smoking cannabis, inhalation isn’t her preferred method of drug delivery; she’s perpetually on the verge of a coughing fit.
Ward is skeletally thin, her ropy arms crisscrossed with protruding veins. Soon after her cancer diagnosis last year, she traveled to Colorado to get on that state’s medical marijuana registry. In Colorado, where medical marijuana dispensaries are abundant and highly visible and advertise prolifically in local newspapers, Ward had access to a wide selection of cannabinoid products. On the recommendation of a Vermont health care practitioner, she baked cannabis oil into her food and ate it. Ward is one of 355 patients on Vermont’s medical marijuana registry; established in 2004 by the Vermont Legislature, the law
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failed to specify where patients could procure their “medicine.” Two months ago, Gov. Peter Shumlin rectified that by signing Act 65 into law, which permits up to four medical marijuana dispensaries in Vermont. But Ward still can’t procure cannabis oil here legally. “I’ve contacted legislators, the governor, everybody, but no one wants to talk about it,” she says. There’s been no official communication about the law establishing medical marijuana dispensaries in Vermont, where patients or their registered caregivers can buy up to two
ounces of usable cannabis per month. But when the bill was being debated, Vermont lawmakers were largely against the idea of legalizing California- or Colorado-style dispensaries that sell cannabis products in easily accessible storefronts. To that end, Act 65 capped the total number of registered dispensary “customers” at 1000, and mandated that all dispensary transactions be conducted by appointment only. No marijuana can be consumed on the premises. Plus, if a patient designates a dispensary, he or she can no longer cultivate marijuana at home. There’s no provision to allow those who grow their own to buy from a dispensary if their plants fail. When will Ward and others be able to buy their pot products legally and hassle free in Vermont? Not anytime soon, says Francis “Paco” Aumand III, director of the Division of Criminal Justice Services, the civilian arm of the Vermont Department of Public Safety. “As the law is written now,” he says, “no marijuana is to be dispensed until 2014.” That’s July 1, 2014. Vermont is the first state in the country to put its marijuana registry and dispensaries under the aegis of a law enforcement agency. The Division of Criminal Justice Services is writing the rules and regulations. But the public’s first peek at those rules and regs won’t happen before January 1, Aumand says — the next date DPS is supposed to report back to the legislature. As part of the process, Aumand is sending out a statutorily mandated questionnaire to all patients on the medical marijuana registry, asking them a host of questions about their cannabis use. Among them: What medical conditions and/or symptoms do you use marijuana to control? Do you know what strains of marijuana you use, and, if so, which ones are most effective? How much marijuana do you consume each month? And how much
would you be willing to pay per ounce? The survey is expected to go out in September. Aumand says he may add another question about whether the current law should be amended to allow patients who cultivate their own marijuana to access a dispensary if something goes wrong with their plants. Ultimately, he says, the goal is to help the state write better rules and help dispensaries better meet the needs of their patients. “One of the challenges is to develop regulations that don’t make it easy for the diversion of marijuana, while at same time don’t overburden the dispensaries from a business perspective,” he explains. “That’s kind of a unique challenge for us right now.” Indeed. Unlike marijuana dispensaries in other states, Vermont’s will be nonprofit entities, the establishment of which takes time and paperwork. And there are upfront costs. The initial application fee is $2500. If a license is granted, the owner pays $25,000 at the outset for the first year; $30,000 for each subsequent year. Legal and financial requirements haven’t discouraged wannabe legal ganja growers. Shayne Lynn, a professional photographer based in Burlington, would like to be one of Vermont’s lucky four. Lynn, 40, is a native Vermonter who says he knows several patients on the Vermont registry who have already expressed an interest in accessing his services. Thus far, Lynn has registered his nonprofit organization, Champlain Valley Dispensary, and drafted a preliminary business plan. The plan is incomplete, he admits, as he’s still waiting on the state to release its final rules. And, despite the mandatory nonprofit status and 1000-patient statewide limit, Lynn claims he’s already lined up some MEDICAL MARIJUANA
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A Bethel angler was recently busted for taking home a 31-inch Atlantic salmon he caught in the White River. He reported it as a brown trout. How did he get hooked? State biologists noticed the tagged fish was transmitting from dry land — specifically, from Ryan McCullough’s freezer. McCullough was allegedly fishing downstream of the federal fish hatchery in Bethel on July 25 when he landed the 9.5-pound, 31.5-inch-long fish and took it home to have it stuffed. He faces a $1500 fine and could lose his fishing license for three years as a result of failing to accurately identify his catch. How easy is it to mistake an Atlantic salmon for a brown trout? “Depends on the knowledge of the angler,” answers Ken Gillette, who runs the federal fish hatchery that released the salmon in question. “Someone who’s been around a lot could probably tell the difference. Sometimes people get confused.” A 9.5-pound brown trout would be a whopper. It would have qualified as the 39th biggest brown trout ever caught in Vermont and the largest ever caught in the White River, according to the Fish & Wildlife record books.
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would worsen traffic and impact his own quality of life. Now Hunt claims to be sticking up for his neighbors, many of whom are low-income tenants in subsidized housing and immigrant families who might not have the time or resources to weigh in on the project. “Act 250 is not a process for the common guy,” Hunt observes. “You have to have a lawyer and consultants.” Before he retired, Hunt was executive director of the Vermont Housing Finance Agency, a nonprofit that “finances and promotes affordable, safe and decent housing opportunities for low- and moderateincome Vermonters,” according to the website. Pointing toward King Street from his front porch, Hunt says the blocks that will bear the brunt of increased traffic are some of the poorest in the city — with high rates of subsidized housing — and that higher-income homeowners in the neighborhood may move out if traffic becomes intolerable. The traffic configuration at the MaplePine corner is currently so bad that it gets an “F” in the city’s ranking of local intersections, indicating “extreme delays” for motorists. But the Champlain Parkway solution will barely improve that grade. Even with a new stoplight and turn lane, the city anticipates the intersection would score a “C” grade during the morning commute and a “D” during the afternoon commute. A D grade indicates “long delays” of 35 to 55 seconds to get through. Still, Hunt isn’t getting much of a rise out of people. The sentiment among many business owners, he says, is: What’s so bad about more cars passing my business? To which Hunt responds, If people think the parkway is too slow, they’ll avoid it altogether. “Normally in Burlington, you should be able to get people to oppose anything. That’s just the way Burlington is,” Hunt says as a black Chevy Blazer lurches past, blaring Eminem through its tinted windows. “But that’s not the case here.” Maybe that’s because most Burlingtonians support the idea? “I’d say it’s because it’s been going on for so long, people don’t believe it’s going to happen,” Hunt replies. “A lot of people confuse it with the Circ Highway, and they think, Isn’t that project dead? The governor pulled the plug.” Hunt and others challenge justifications for the highway by pointing out that the actual number of trucks driving through South End neighborhoods is unknown. City officials estimate that of the roughly 14,000 daily vehicular trips, 10 to 15 percent — between 1400 and 2100 trips per
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llan Hunt watches from his front porch on Maple Street as rushhour traffic inches east toward the most congested four-way stop in Burlington. Staked into Hunt’s greenbelt is a homemade sign with a message to all who pass: “Stop the Champlain Parkway!” A man driving a silver Toyota Tundra notices the sign and yells out his window to Hunt, “What’s the Champlain Parkway?” “It’s a highway they want to build down Pine Street,” Hunt answers. “That would be great!” the driver says. “Not if you live here,” Hunt replies as the silver pickup roars through the dreaded intersection at Maple and Pine. Hunt has been planting his signs in strategically placed South End greenbelts in anticipation of yet another milestone for the long-stalled highway project. After 45 years of delays and false starts, the $25 million Southern Connector — since renamed the Champlain Parkway — is in Act 250 permit hearings. If the city clears that final hurdle — and Hunt doesn’t appeal the panel’s decision — road construction could begin as early as next year. The Champlain Parkway now under consideration is nothing like the grandiose plan envisioned four decades ago. What started as a four-lane, limited-access highway that would zoom alongside Lake Champlain has been downsized to a twolane, pedestrian-friendly urban boulevard beautified with trees and new sidewalks. The abandoned portion of the original road, which is sprouting weeds off Interstate 189, would be torn up and reconfigured into a gentler road with 30-miles-per-hour speed limits. But the project’s goal remains the same: to divert traffic — particularly noisy truck traffic — from residential side streets such as Flynn and Home avenues onto a central thoroughfare. Now that it might actually happen, a small but dedicated group of opponents are speaking out against a road project they view as outdated, expensive and unnecessary. Hunt, who lives at 89 Maple Street and owns a four-unit rental property next door, has given out 30 anti-parkway lawn signs. He also recently hired a lawyer, Frank Kochman of Burlington, and a traffic consultant to counter the city’s experts during the Act 250 hearings. He testified at the first of three, on July 26, and will speak about noise, air quality and traffic impacts at the other two scheduled meetings, on August 23 and 31. Hunt has opposed the parkway for years. At first, he says, his motivations were self-serving: He worried the road change
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day — are tractor-trailers hauling lumber, heating oil, stone and salt to industrial areas off Pine Street. Hunt doesn’t believe the information was deliberately omitted from the application but says, “It seems like we’re missing a key piece of information.” Public Works engineer Carol Weston, the project’s local overseer, explains that
while no actual counts exist, it’s typical to estimate truck trips as a percentage of overall traffic, and that Burlington has done exact counts in the past. “It’s fair to say that there are a lot of trucks,” she says, adding that she believes truck traffic has stayed level over the last several years. “It’s not the majority of traffic, it’s just that their impact is heavier — they’re loud and have loud braking systems.” Weston stresses that the parkway, which is 95 percent federally funded, won’t increase overall traffic to the city but will simply divert more vehicles — about 2000 per day — from Route 7 and other roads onto the parkway and Pine Street. How about bikes? Another bone of contention is the lack of dedicated bike lanes, crosswalks and sidewalks on some stretches of the parkway. As submitted, the parkway’s design removes some dedicated bike lanes to build wider shared-use lanes and left-hand turn lanes, plus it leaves gaps in the sidewalk system and shows six intersections without crosswalks, according to Burlington-based alternative transportation group Local Motion. At the congested intersection of Pine and Maple, for example, a traffic signal will replace stop signs, and traffic lanes will narrow to accomodate a left-hand
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turn lane for trucks heading to and from Battery Street. Ditto for the intersection of Maple and King. That could present a problem, because, in order to win Act 250 approval, the city must show that the parkway’s design conforms to its transportation plan, passed by the city council in March. Ironically, that plan designated portions of Pine Street as a “Bicycle Street” intended to give cyclists “priority treatment,” and other sections of the road as “Complete Streets” aimed at “accommodating all travel modes safely and efficiently.” “Overall, the project is pointed more or less in the right direction,” says Jason Van Driesche, Local Motion’s education and safety manager. “As always, the devil is in the details, and there’s a whole bunch of places where there are critical gaps in how things are laid out.” Weston says the city will look at the transportation plan and adjust the parkway design to the extent possible to meet the benchmarks. Who else loses with the new road’s configuration? Residents on Home and Flynn avenues have long complained of rumbling trucks cutting through their neighborhoods from Route 7 at all hours. They’re the potential winners here.
Meanwhile, homeowners living near the proposed parkway are likely to inherit that noise and air pollution. “The mission seems to be to remove excess truck traffic flow from a few neighborhoods,” says Thea Lewis, who lives on Home Avenue near the proposed parkway. “The problem is, it will redistribute a worrisome volume of traffic in a way that impacts even more of the community — effectively throwing a noose of heavy traffic and bad intersections around an even larger geographical area.” Weston acknowledges the parkway will impact some neighborhoods more than others, but stresses the project’s overall goal: to improve everyone’s driving experience by moving traffic more efficiently in and out of downtown. According to its Act 250 filing, the city’s traffic modeling predicts the Champlain Parkway will decrease traffic on Maple Street by 1300 vehicles a day, while King Street traffic will go up by 1500 vehicles a day. If everything goes as planned, Weston says traffic will move more efficiently through Allan Hunt’s neighborhood — making the view from his front porch look more like a normal city street and less like a parking lot. m
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“investors” who are interested in backing a “100 percent Vermont-owned business.” Lynn also claims he’s secured some “verbal OKs” from Burlington-area landlords to house the dispensary. Lynn doesn’t plan to do the growing himself, but knows “other people who have that expertise who are more than happy” to be a part of his business venture. “There’s a lot of risk here, and it makes me very nervous,” Lynn says. He isn’t just talking about the time and money he’s invested, but the politics of the issue. “Under the Douglas administration, this never would have happened.” Which begs the question: Exactly how will DPS evaluate these applications? Will it judge applicants’ horticultural abilities? What strains they’re offering? Whether they plan to offer full buds, tinctures or loose shake? Will there be a brownie taste test? “No, we’re not going to get into any of that,” Aumand warns. Essentially, he says, the state will judge the soundness of
applicants’ business plans, their proposed recordkeeping systems, their security plans, and, most critically, their criminal and financial backgrounds. He doesn’t expect any dispensary applications will be reviewed or approved before next summer. Mark Tucci, a registered medical marijuana user and activist who was instrumental in the passage of Vermont’s dispensary law, admits it isn’t 100 percent perfect; he pushed for a marijuana delivery service rather than bricks-and-mortar dispensaries. Nevertheless, Tucci believes it’s a good thing that Vermont dispensaries will be overseen by law enforcement rather than the state health department, which, he claims, has delayed their rollout in other states. As he points out, Vermont’s dispensaries will have total transparency and operate under ultra-tight security mandates. “It’s going to be harder for someone to steal weed out of a dispensary than Oxycontin out of a drug store.” Worth waiting for? Maybe. Unless you’re as sick as Ward. “There are people out here that are dying,” she notes. “They are killing us, literally.” m
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outh and high-caliber classical music don’t often go together — unless you’re talking about the MUSIC FESTIVAL OF THE AMERICAS. The annual weekend concert series in Stowe features an orchestra whose members are mostly under the age of 35. Their conductor, 31-year-old ALONDRA DE LA PARRA, is dedicating this year’s festival, the 10th, to “the future of young musicians,” and she has brought in two soloists — 16-year-old pianist Jan Lisiecki and 17-year-old violinist Chad Hoopes — with very bright futures, indeed. It’s best to suppress memories of what one was doing at 16 when talking with serious, philosophical Lisiecki, who lives in Alberta, Canada, with his parents. The teenager has performed with orchestras around the world and just signed an exclusive recording agreement with the classical world’s biggest label, Deutsche Grammophon. In Stowe, he’ll play the piece he will record in January in Munich for his first CD: Mozart’s Concerto No. 20 in D Minor. Lisiecki’s playing amazes; watch the Canadian national television
documentary made about him when he was 14 (available on YouTube) with chin support at the ready, lest your jaw drop. “An unmannered virtuoso,” one critic has called him. Does he pay attention to reviews of his performances? “Yes and no,” Lisiecki answers thoughtfully. “There is no perfection in music; there are always different opinions on how to play things. That’s one of the most beautiful things about it,” he adds. “You can never get bored.” Lisiecki’s parents, both horticulturalists, moved to Canada in 1988 to escape Eastern Bloc Poland. A teacher suggested they start their son on piano. “I wouldn’t say they didn’t like classical music, but it wasn’t their passion,” says the pianist. His mother travels with him during international touring trips. (Lisiecki graduated two years early from high school and is headed to the Glenn Gould School of Music in Toronto this fall.) His father joins them for sightseeing or to visit the homeland. As it happens, the three will head to Warsaw after the Stowe concert, where Lisiecki will play in the international music festival called Chopin and His Europe.
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Does the talented pianist feel an affinity for that other Polish prodigy, Frederyk? Lisiecki admits he gets the question often in his “many, many” interviews. He demurs: Music itself is “an international language — you can’t have any borders in it.” Chad Hoopes’ violin playing has also gained him an international performance career and an appearance on CBS’ “The Early Show.” The Minneapolis native’s talent is a little more traceable than Lisiecki’s: His parents “love classical music.” Early on, Hoopes and his two older sisters, a violist and violinist now studying at Juilliard, formed a trio.
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“We started as a hobby, but it kind of grew into something more than that,” Hoopes admits with a chuckle. The family moved to Cleveland so that their son, then 12, could study at the Institute of Music. He’ll attend the highly selective Curtis Institute of Music in Philadelphia in the fall. How does one become a virtuoso soloist with both a U.S. and an international agent? Says Hoopes, “Everyone [who studies violin] thinks, ‘I want to be like Joshua Bell.’ I started getting a glimpse of that possibility when I won the [Yehudi] Menuhin [International Violin] competition [in Wales]” — the
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writing seems almost an afterthought. “I’ve wanted to do this for a very long time,” says Sarle of publish- Ben Sarle ing a magazine. He began laying the groundwork for it last year when he and some friends launched a website called Burlington Twentysomethings (B20), which features audio-slideshow profiles of — you guessed it — Queen City millennials. Thread is aimed at the same demographic. When Sarle began work on the magazine, he called up his creative friends, including RANDALL MOREY, DEBORAH PEREIRA and CHRISTOPHER BROWN of B20,
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who knew a particular editor.” That led to a gig writing a four-book middlegrade series called The Viking, published in 2003. Tebbetts also cowrote (with Lisa Papademetriou) M or F?, a young adult novel that plays with the scenario of gender bending in a chat room. For the past six years, Tebbetts says, he’s divided his time between his own work and ghostwriting for a living. Then Patterson got his name from the book packager of The Viking and asked him to send some sample chapters. Working with Patterson, who hires multiple cowriters and has been described as a one-man industry, has “been a wholly positive experience for me,” Tebbetts says. “He’s creatively generous. He gives me the space to do my thing, but he apparently also has great instincts for every genre he’s been in. It felt like great luck for me to really click with him on that.” Tebbetts is almost done with the sequel to Middle School, which will follow the hero through eighth grade. He’s “working on a castaway story in my quote unquote spare time,” he says, and plans to stick with middle-grade fiction, “my favorite age to write for.” The author is happy with his career so far: “I’ve managed to write for a living and work at home, which I love,” he says. With his name on a best seller, will he get a chance to bring more ideas of his own to the page? Middle School “gives me a level of exposure I’ve only dreamed about before,” Tebbetts says. “If people know my name, that’s great, but I still need to write something they want to publish.”
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We wanted to know what Seven Days readers would like to see taking over the Borders building, so last week we put out a call on Blurt, our staff blog, for your best ideas. As long as none of them was Target. Not that we have anything against Walmart’s bourgie cousin, but it’s not going to happen, no matter how much some of you want a Tar-zhay in town. More than 50 of you dutiful readers answered. Your suggestions ran the gamut from ridiculous (a “Quartorium,” where every type of coin-operated machine could be found), to earnest (an adult-education center that would teach sustainableliving skills to the city’s underserved population) and everything in between, including a whole lot of votes each for Trader Joe’s and H&M. Here are your proposals. Maybe one of them will inspire the owner of the looming edifice at 29 Church Street. Or maybe we’ll just get a Big Lots. m
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the didgeridoo, and a low, rumbling drone pours out. There’s something entrancing enough about the whole package — the costume, the instruments, the fact that this isn’t just a guy strumming a guitar and bleating tired choruses— to make passersby stick around. He’s not standard Church Street busking fare. So what’s the deal with this didgeridude? His name is Michael Sampson, though his friends call him Tree — a nickname bestowed by the toddler son of a friend — and he’s originally from Columbia County, N.Y., a rural county sandwiched between western Massachusetts and the Hudson River. During his youth, 31-year-old Sampson was never one for school. He had too much energy to sit in a classroom. He tried his hand at college but quickly dropped out. When he was 20, he moved to California to work on an organic apple farm. The seasonal nature of the job gave him the opportunity to travel. “I came into contact with the whole rest of the world,” he says. But global travel was expensive, and
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t’s close to dusk on a summer day in Burlington, and half the city seems to be out strolling on Church Street. Couples promenade arm in arm, parents wrangle children holding dribbling ice cream cones, and teenagers preen like peacocks. There is so much visual stimulation that it’s tough to focus on any one thing. But then, through the ambling crowd, a striking figure materializes. He’s sitting on a box drum wearing ecru linen trousers and a fur vest. On his right shoulder perches a crow puppet, so lifelike it looks as if it could take flight. Around one of the man’s ankles is a tambourine. On the other leg, a shaker sticks out of his shoe. A mask carved in the likeness of a deer, complete with spiked horns, obscures his face. He holds a long, tubular piece of wood in his hands. In front of the wooden tube — a didgeridoo shaped from western alder — rests an old suitcase full of crumpled dollar bills. The man has the ethereal aura of a shaman. Except he’s rapping. And keeping the beat by slapping the box and stamping his feet. After a verse or two, he blows into
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Sampson had to figure out how to make money on the road. He already played the guitar and decided to incorporate a harmonica into the mix, “Dylan-style.” “It’s the rite of passage for any street musician. The American male street musician, we all start with a guitar and a harmonica handle,” he says, laughing. “Then you evolve from there.” In Spain, armed with his six-string and his mouth organ, Sampson played Tom Waits, Neil Young and, of course, Bob Dylan on street corners and shopping thoroughfares. He made about $17 an hour. But he couldn’t compete with the Gypsies playing flamenco. Their music was intense and perfectly suited to the landscape. American rock, blues and folk were not. He needed to change up the routine. With a friend, Sampson began dressing in outrageous costumes and rapping. The hiphop act elicited a far better response than the singer-songwriter show. Sampson added the didgeridoo, a 1500-year-old Australian Aboriginal pipe, after he found his way to a “spiritually
minded hippie commune” in Andalusia. People were living in yurts and teepees, chanting, drumming and playing the didgeridoo. Sampson was exposed to a whole new musical world. After living at the commune for a bit, Sampson made his way to Portugal with his new didgeridoo and djembe drum and continued busking. He did OK, but his haul was nothing like what the human statues made. “I said, ‘OK, I need to incorporate some theater. I need to put a mask on and do something to get people to pay attention,’” Sampson says. “I’m an advertisement for myself. People are exposed to all the stimulus in the city, and I need them to stop and be like, ‘What’s going on here?’” His first mask was made of leaves and worn with a “beasty” cloak. He went from making $17 an hour to more than $100. His pockets bulging with euros, Sampson returned to his apple farm job in California. When the season ended, he considered traveling back to Europe, but instead chose to tour as a street artist in the U.S. Sampson bought a small camper and visited various cities until he landed in Burlington last summer at the behest of a friend. The city felt European, he says, with its pedestrian walkway and good acoustics. Plus, the tourists were generous. Sampson’s shows are largely improvised. Because the didgeridoo has a limited harmonic scale, it can produce only so many different sounds. The improv is always familiar, but it still manages to sound fresh. The audience stands transfixed, as if watching some ancient ritual. Magic seems to reverberate through the air. “I think, when people see me and feel me, it looks like I’m accessing a state and, in a way, creating through the music a channel,” Sampson says. “And people who are sensitive to that, they just open up to it.” Beats strumming the guitar for spare change. m
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basic respects inane, she said. It would still be cool to know. The Times piece you refer to, “A Physicist Solves the City” (it ran in the magazine section last December 17), describes the work of physicist Geoffrey West, who compares himself to Isaac Newton and claims to have discovered the mathematical laws that govern how cities work. West thinks urban living, while intrinsically energy efficient, nonetheless drives up overall power consumption, to the point where Americans now burn through energy at a rate of 11 kilowatts per person. “What you find
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is that we have created a lifestyle where we need more watts than a blue whale,” the Times quotes him as saying. To ascertain the truth of this, we first looked into the human end of things. According to the Department of Energy, gross energy use for the U.S. is about 103 quadrillion BTUs per year. If we divide this by the U.S. population, then convert it into continuous average energy use, sure enough, we end up with about 11 kilowatts per person. Next we checked the energy requirement of a blue whale. Here we ran into a problem. According to estimates published in 1981 by the distinguished marine biologist Christina Lockyer, a blue whale weighing around 80 tons has a basal (resting) metabolic
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rate of about 12 to 25 kilowatts. Aha! said Una. That’s more than humans, not less. West screwed up. Come now, I said. It’s in the ballpark. This fellow West has done high-profile work on animal metabolism and is clearly no dope. Parties of his stature don’t make mistakes; they merely misspeak. We’ll assume he meant to say we use almost as many watts as a (smallish) blue whale, not more. Fine, said Una, make excuses. But it’s still not fair to compare per-person energy consumption for all human activity in the U.S. with the resting rate for blue whales. Whales are plenty active — ask Captain Ahab. Perusing the biological literature, we find disagreement about the active
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e need to clear up a couple levels of confusion here. First, the New York Times didn’t say the average American uses more energy than a blue whale. The paper quoted someone as saying this. The Times doesn’t have a policy of only quoting people who say true things. If it did, all coverage of politics would come to a screeching halt. Second, the more pertinent question isn’t whether this is true. It’s who the hell cares? The average American sits at the top (or the bottom, depending on how you look at it) of a vast industrial enterprise that has harnessed a sizable percentage of the earth’s resources in the service of our present rock-androll lifestyle. The average whale swims in the ocean all day and eats krill. If you’re telling me the latter approach has less impact on the planet, I’m not going to argue with you. But if you’re offering it up as a model we human spendthrifts can learn from, all I can tell you is it’s going to be a tough sell. Nonetheless, here we are, tackling the issue anyway. Why? Blame my assistant Una. So what if this line of investigation is in
metabolic rate of blue whales, but the conservative figure seems to be three times the basal rate. In other words, an active 80-ton whale might consume energy at a rate of 36 to 75 kilowatts, considerably more than the average American. But that’s misleading too, she continued. Problems: (1) Whales aren’t always active. (2) Typical size for a mature male blue whale is more like 107 tons, not 80. (3) Computation of per capita U.S. energy consumption is based on gross usage — how much energy gets pumped into the system. But not all that energy finds its way to us; some leaks away. Likewise, the prodigious quantity of krill eaten by a blue whale isn’t all digested; some is wasted. The true comparison, therefore, should be per capita U.S. energy consumption vs. how much food a whale actually eats. I conceded the wisdom of this. We turned again to Lockyer. She calculates that a 107-ton young adult male blue whale (who eats less than the female) consumes 491 million kilocalories annually. That works out to a continuous rate of 65 kilowatts. So the average American doesn’t use more energy than a blue whale, but rather much less. OK, I said, but 11 kilowatts per person is still a lot. Assuming the average blue whale weighs 1200 times what the average American does, pound for pound the American is using roughly 200 times as much energy as the whale, an ominous-sounding ratio sustainability-wise. True, said Una. But there’s another way of looking at it. For all our frantic consumption of resources, there’s a simple creature of the ocean that uses six times as much.
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he other day I talked to a friend in Hyde Park who, along with her neighbors, is challenging a wireless communications tower slated for construction in her backyard. So what else is new? This: Hyde Park’s isn’t just any tower. It would be one of dozens across the state, said my friend, funded by Homeland Security grants to the Vermont Communications Board (VCOMM) to aid first responders in a terrorist attack. She lamented that a state that had the wisdom to ban billboards was about to prickle its ridges willy-nilly with industrial structures, wrecking what it had worked so hard to preserve. I called the Public Service Board and the VCOMM board chair, Newport police Chief Paul Duquette, to check it out. Indeed, such a network is under way: 26 towers (PSB says 36), some already existing, plus eight “public safety answering points,” or 911 centers — at a cost of $13.8 million, courtesy of the feds. Through 2010, Vermont had received more than $89 million from Homeland Security; the state has a request in for $5.1 million for 2011, which it expects to get. Washington mandated the system — separate frequencies available only to fire, police and other first responders — in response to the 9/11 terrorist attacks. But, Duquette said, its potential usefulness for other emergencies has been brought home numerous times. He named the Essex school shooting — “within a minute, the airwaves were so flooded nobody could speak to anybody” — the Hartford fire in 2008, the recent floods and the “Drega incident” in 1997. Carl Drega, you may remember, was the New Hampshire resident who set his house on fire, killed two state troopers, a newspaper editor and a local judge, and wounded a Fish & Wildlife agent before fleeing to Vermont, where police on the ground and in helicopters pursued him through the woods until they shot him dead. What set Drega off, by the way, was not some jihadist fervor. It was rage over his property-tax bill. Live free or die. “The lifeline we’re building,” said Duquette, gives emergency responders “a better chance of hitting a public safety entrance point.” At first, this all sounded reasonable — more reasonable than a multimillion-dollar, landscape-despoiling antiterrorism
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attacks. According to a terrific new book called Sex Panic and the Punitive State, America’s fears and the consequent demand for security were seeded in the law-and-order mania of the late 1960s, then grew all out of proportion during the sex panics that began in the 1980s. The author, George Mason University anthropologist Roger Lancaster, argues that our fantasies — stoked by media, law enforcement and politicians — of armies of sex monsters stalking our children have turned the U.S. into “something resembling a police state.” This fear has transformed America’s criminal justice ethos from one of the “presumption of innocence” to one of the “protection of innocence,” Lancaster says, where the victim’s needs for comfort and “closure” trump the rights of the accused or convicted, and a lust for punishment supplants a faith in rehabilitation.
bond in the solidarity of paranoia and vengeance. And over all this, superimposed on the Stars and Stripes since 9/11, floats the image of America — not just its children — as vulnerable, victimized and innocent. It is this image that allows tough, resourceful Vermont to welcome the wiring of its mountains into a giant police radio — which, as Lancaster suggests, will keep track not only of foreign malefactors but of the rest of us, too. In a recent piece in the Chronicle of Higher Education, University of North Carolina sociologist and Islamic terrorism expert Charles Kurzman avers that we are too worried. “My research finds that Islamic terrorism has not posed as large a threat as reporters and the public think,” he writes. In fact, Al Qaeda and its affiliates “routinely complain” that they aren’t attracting enough recruits. Of the 56 million people who die each year around the world, HIV/AIDS and malaria take three million, and violence fells nearly three quarters of a million. At its peak in 2007, terrorism claimed 23,000 lives, half of them in Iraq — “a terrible toll,” says Kurzman, “but not a leading cause of death.” In the U.S., Islamic terrorism has accounted for fewer than three dozen deaths since 9/11 — an average of three or four among 15,000 murders annually. Maybe the massive apparatus of domestic defense has something to do with the smallness of this number. But is that small number worth this huge one: $71.6 billion? That’s how much the president’s budget requests for homeland security in fiscal 2012, even while he’d cut Pell Grants and jobs programs. Is it worth even $13.8 million? The money, and even the environmental and aesthetic damage, is not the whole story. Do we Vermonters want to gaze forever at these totems of ourselves as helpless and traumatized infants, reaching into the sky for Big Brother’s hand? m
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Our civil institutions have become arms of the police: public schools that have students arrested for what used to be considered childish pranks; public-housing authorities that conduct unwarranted searches and evict entire families for the misdeeds of one member. Our communities, which once tolerated a measure of deviance in the spirit of democracy and individual freedom, now
“Poli Psy” is a twice monthly column by Judith Levine. Got a comment on this story? Contact levine@sevendaysvt.com.
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Champlain toward his bike. But after the race, he signed up for another one. “As painful as it was, it was very satisfying to feel I had just completed that,” Jamie Harnish says. The sense of having tackled something big is common among newcomers and converts to the sport. Most triathlons are a lot shorter than the most famous race, a sufferfest conceived in the late ’70s in Hawaii by a U.S. Navy commander to settle a dispute over which athletes are most fit — swimmers, runners or cyclists. That event, dubbed the
Memberships in USA Triathlon, the sport’s governing body in this country, rose from 21,000 in 2000
TO MORE THAN 40,000 IN 2010. time Burlington has attracted a marquee event in the sport. Local businesses and tourism promoters are hoping the region can benefit, to the tune of some $2 million. This milestone comes at a time when triathlons have evolved from a fringe activity for masochists into popular mass events that draw beginners and weekend warriors in Vermont and elsewhere. Today, it seems like just about everyone is a triathlete.
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his 6-foot-1 frame whittled down to 175 pounds. Recently, his 9-year-old daughter didn’t recognize him when she looked at a photo taken nine years ago. This Saturday, Harnish expects to add another race to his resume when he and more than 1900 fellow triathletes plunge into Lake Champlain along Burlington’s waterfront for the start of the annual amateur U.S. National Championship. (Full disclosure: I’m competing on the same triathlon team, Green Mountain Multisport.) It will be the largest gathering of triathletes ever in Vermont, and the first
Triathlon goes boom Harnish’s first try at the tri, in 2005, wasn’t promising. He barely made it out of the water. His wife, Pam Harnish, says he looked like a broken bird that day, as he trudged from Lake
Ironman, features a 2.4-mile swim and 112mile bike ride, topped off with a marathon. But the spirit of that original event trickles down to races like the annual Colchester Triathlon, with its half-mile swim, 12-mile bike and three-mile run. Since its start 27 years ago, the Colchester race has grown so popular that it sells out its 375 spots. Known for its manageable length and relatively laid-back atmosphere, the race is a popular choice for novices and people who want to do just one or two short triathlons a year. Joan Siegel, 50, completed the race once before her daughter was born in 2002, then returned last year at her daughter’s urging. The Colchester resident had done a few half-marathons and some ocean swimming in the past, but the triathlon appealed to her. “I think it’s particularly neat to be able to put the three sports together and still be able to walk after,” she said as she stood by her bike on July 31, the morning of the race. The rise of these shorter triathlons, known as “sprints” — although they actually take one to two hours to finish — has helped fuel an explosion in the
sport’s popularity over the last decade. Memberships in USA Triathlon, the sport’s governing body in this country, rose from 21,000 in 2000 to more than 140,000 in 2010. The number of events sanctioned by the group nationwide went from 1541 in 2004 to 3500 in 2010. Here in Vermont, races that once drew just a few dozen participants now attract hundreds. On just about any summer weekend, a triathlon is happening within a two-hour drive of Burlington. At the Colchester race, some participants had come from other endurance sports. A runner with knee problems saw the event as a way to compete without risking so much joint damage. For others, it was an opportunity to get in shape for the first time. Groups of friends who had encouraged one another to train arrived at the race together. The gear ranged from sleek $4000 racing bicycles to knobbytired mountain bikes. The shorter sprints and Olympicdistance races, which are double the length of a sprint, have drawn the biggest crowds, says Jerrod Rushton, who has organized a series of triathlons at Lake Dunmore for 14 years. He quit doing longer events because of poor turnout and higher costs. “It’s evolved phenomenally,” he says. “If you said to somebody 10 years ago, ‘Oh yeah, I did a triathlon this weekend,’ most of the time they’d look at you and say, ‘You did a what?’” Today, daytime talk-show hosts gush about their triathlon exploits. Celebrities such as Matt Damon and Jennifer Lopez participate. Even former contestants from the weight-loss reality TV show “The Biggest Loser” made headlines when they signed up for a California triathlon. “We’re getting a lot more exposure,” says Jeff Dyrek, national events director for USA Triathlon and the race director for the upcoming Burlington event.
Cashing in on the trend Triathlons’ high-profile exposure translates into big dollars. For starters, triathletes as a group tend to be well off, highly educated and middleaged or older. Nearly 40 percent earn more than $100,000 a year, according to a
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but of tourism and business promoters hunting for dollars. In 2003, Vermont businesspeople of the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, along with the head of the state tourism department, attended a convention in New Orleans for sports-events officials, trolling for an event that might come to the state. They struck up a conversation with someone from USA Triathlon, recalls Rick Milliken, general manager of the DoubleTree Hotel in Burlington and a member of the state’s Sports and Events Council, an arm of the Lake Champlain chamber. “Obviously, Vermont does not have a stadium big enough to do a major sporting event. But we certainly have the geography,” Milliken says. “We thought that a triathlon would be a perfect fit.” That initial encounter set in motion a multiyear courtship. Things started heating up in 2007 when USA Triathlon went looking for a spot in the Northeast to host the national championships, which have never been held in the region. State tourism officials, local and state chambers of commerce, and local event organizers teamed up to make a bid. In January 2010, the group learned it had beaten out several other northeastern cities to host the race in 2011 and 2012. Burlington was a natural choice, with easy access to a swimming venue, lots of hotels and other amenities to host several thousand athletes, and a reputation as a nice place to visit, says Dyrek of USA Triathlon. Judging by the response from athletes, it was a smart choice. The race’s 1450 spots sold out faster than ever before, taking organizers by surprise and prompting them to add another 500 spaces. With two accompanying sprint races to be held later the same day in Burlington, the total number of triathletes could top 2500. “The numbers speak for themselves. We’re thrilled to be coming to Burlington,” Dyrek says. The feeling is mutual, says Milliken. Hotels around the city are full, and organizers are looking for additional rooms as far away as Stowe and Sugarbush, he says. The record turnout includes dozens of Vermonters. Seventy are registered for the main event, called the Age Group National Championship. The race involves
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poll by the Sporting Goods Manufacturers Association, a national trade group. This makes the athletes a target market for a number of manufacturers. With three sports wrapped into one, triathlon is a gear nerd’s paradise. Since his first Shelburne triathlon, Harnish has spent money on a sleek, air-splitting triathlon bike worth more than $1500, a set of special race wheels that run more than $1000, a wetsuit, running shoes, goggles, coaching costs, entry fees that can reach several hundred dollars (for an Ironman), sports drinks, triathlon shorts and jerseys, dues for the triathlon team … you get the picture. A 2009 study for USA Triathlon found that its athletes had spent, on average, more than $4000 on the sport in the preceding year. At Skirack, a Burlington sporting-goods store, triathlon has earned its own department. The store sponsors a team, Green Mountain Multisport. So far this year, sales are up nearly a quarter over last year, says Skirack co-owner Spike Clayton. Triathlon still brings in less than 1 percent of the store’s bottom line. But that figure doesn’t account for triathlon novices who buy skinny-tired road bikes, rather than special triathlon bikes that force riders to hunch over and tuck their elbows together, much like a downhill ski racer. Road bikes are the store’s biggest moneymaker. “We sell a bunch of $800 bikes to people who want to just go out there and try it,” Clayton says. “They’re doing it on an $800 road bike because they tried it on a mountain bike and got killed, but they’re not ready to go on a tri bike.” Now, as the official bike store of the national championships in Burlington, Skirack is facing an onslaught of Lycraclad athletes with shaved legs. The store added a huge trailer to its parking lot to house dozens of racing bikes shipped from around the country. Clayton says he’s ordered such esoterica as 500 small, pressurized cartridges used to inflate a flat tire during a race. “We’re getting pulled into a whole new world,” he observes. But Skirack’s bounty is a tiny slice of what could be a multimillion-dollar boon from having the national championships here. The race is expected to bring between $2 million and $2.5 million to the state as triathletes and their families stay in motels, shop, eat out and stock up for the race, says Peter Delaney, executive director of RunVermont. The nonprofit, which puts on the Vermont City Marathon, is helping to organize the triathlon. The local cost of putting on the race, which could approach $100,000, Delaney says, is being covered by sponsors and commissions charged to hotels where athletes stay.
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a 1500-meter swim, 40-kilometer bike and 10-kilometer run, with the racers starting and ending each leg at Waterfront Park. Participants qualify by placing at a certain level in other races around the country against people in their age bracket. Another 14 Vermonters will line up later for the Sprint Distance National Championship, and 43 will take part in the People’s United Bank VTri, an event open only to Vermont residents. Harnish will be in the age group championships, having qualified at a Connecticut race earlier this year. He competed in the Ironman race in Lake Placid the two
previous years. But he was ready for a break from that much training — up to 20 hours a week. And Harnish couldn’t pass up the chance to race in the national championships in his home state.
Race to the death? While triathlon’s growing popularity is good news for participants such as Harnish, and for local businesses, it brings a touch of anxiety, as well. Several recent deaths, including two in Vermont, have some race organizers worrying that the rigors of a triathlon may be too much for some. On June 16, 57-year-old Christopher Ludington of Morrisville died near the end the swim portion of a small triathlon at Lake Elmore. He was an avid outdoor sportsman and athlete, according to his obituary. The state medical examiner concluded he drowned after what appeared to be a heart malfunction, and noted that an enlarged heart and hardened arteries might have contributed to it.
Just two weeks later, 42-year-old Stephen Mount of Williston died during the swim at a short triathlon in Shelburne. Again, the medical examiner called it a drowning, while noting that a thickening in the walls of his heart might have played a role.
deaths are extremely rare — fewer than two in 100,000 participants — they are nearly twice as common as deaths in marathons. Of the 14 cases reviewed, all but one happened during the swim. The numbers, and his own triathlon experience, make the study’s lead author,
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The families of both men could not be reached for comment. While the Vermont tragedies made local news, two deaths during the swim at a major New York City triathlon in early August earned headlines in the New York Times. All the deaths follow a pattern described in a 2010 study published in the Journal of the American Medical Association. The researchers found that, while triathlon
Kevin Harris, suspect the stress of the swim could, in rare cases, trigger an underlying heart problem. The start of a triathlon can be hectic and adrenaline filled, as a crowd of people plunges into the water. Swimmers can get accidentally kicked or pushed under, or swallow a mouthful of water as they try to breathe. Some people accustomed to swimming in a pool panic the first time they try a long swim in a lake.
WHO TO WATCH Vermont is home to a disproportionate number of talented triathletes, given the state’s small size. Maybe that’s because the stunning terrain lends itself to running, swimming and biking. Or because being cooped up indoors all winter makes people even more determined to squeeze in every possible bit physical activity when the weather is nice. Whatever the reason, Vermont has triathletes in spades. Many of them will be competing in the USA Triathlon 2011 National Championship this Saturday. Here are just a few to keep your eyes on.
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WHERE TO WATCH If you want to see some nationalchampion triathletes, head down to Burlington’s Waterfront Park this Saturday, August 20. In the Age Group National Championship — the main event — the first group of swimmers jumps into the water shortly after 7:30 a.m., with waves departing over the next hour. At each stage of the race, competitors return to the park to swap gear and head out again. The fastest racers will finish at the park in a little under two hours. If you really want to witness some suffering, stand on Main Street to see cyclists grunting up from the waterfront. Or stroll over to Depot Street, which runners must climb before reaching North Avenue. The shorter sprint races start at 12:30 p.m. at Waterfront Park. The triathlon will shut down parts of several major streets in Burlington and South Burlington on Saturday morning through early afternoon. They include Pine and Lake streets, North Avenue, Interstate 189’s eastbound lanes, and some parts of Dorset and Spear streets. For details, go to runvermont.org/elbo/ assets//USAT_RoadClosures.pdf. Race organizers are still looking for volunteers, including lifeguards and monitors, for the run and bike courses. Sign up at runvermont.org.
Angie Defilippi Age: 34 Town: Colchester Occupation: Computer programmer Best triathlon result: first in age group, Ironman Lake Placid, 2011
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Age: 42 Town: Burlington Occupation: Professor of applied mathematics, UVM Best triathlon result: third in age group, Ironman 70.3 Mooseman, 2010
Age: 35 Town: Shelburne Occupation: Enrollment analyst at UVM Best triathlon result: second in age group, Ironman World Championship 70.3, 2010
SD: How did you get into triathlons?
ANGIE DEFILIPPI: After graduating from college, I jumped into the Vermont City Marathon on a whim and really enjoyed it. Shortly after that, I decided to become a triathlete, even though I didn’t own a bike or know how to swim. It seemed logical at the time.
PETER DODDS: I grew up [in Australia] playing cricket and Australian Rules Football and many other sports, destroyed both knees in interesting ways, and wanted a sport that would keep me healthy (and happy) as I got older. I did my first triathlon in 2001.
SD: What do you like least about triathlons?
SD: Do you have any prerace rituals?
AD: Any time I get cold and wet. SD: What are you most looking forward to this weekend at the national championships? AD: Showing triathletes from all over the country what a great place Vermont is in the summer, and showing them how many really competitive triathletes live here.
PD: I always put in a short, hard bike ride the day before, and I have a checklist I’ve evolved over many years to make sure I bring everything to a race (there’s a lot of stuff to line up). I listen to music before races; currently it’s a selection of “Glee” covers (really). SD: Describe the transition areas in three words. PD: Quick, quick, quick.
SD: Why do you compete in triathlons? JESSIE DONAVAN: I love it! I love the balance and the challenge of being strong in three separate sports. SD: How do you find time to train? JD: I make the time — usually early in the morning. SD: What are you most looking forward to this weekend at the national championships? JD: I’m most looking forward to the final stretch down the bike path to the finish. It has always been one of my favorite places to run, and it will be great to be running toward a hometown crowd.
“It’s a very unique situation,” says Harris, a cardiologist at the Minneapolis Heart Institute, which maintains a registry of sudden deaths among athletes. Harris advises potential triathletes to practice thoroughly for the swim, which includes swimming in open water rather than in a pool, before entering a race. They should also get a medical checkup if they have any history of heart problems in their family, he says. The deaths have spurred some race organizers to take precautionary measures. At the Colchester triathlon this year, racers deposited numbered swim caps in a bin as they left the water, so organizers knew everyone made it to shore. RunVermont has beefed up the number of lifeguards, kayaks, canoes and other boats in the water, says Joe Connelly, who is handling many of the race’s technical details. He calls the recent triathlete deaths “troubling.” But race organizers are also quick to stress that deaths are rare. Rushton, who puts on the races at Lake Dunmore,
worries that the negative press coverage could overshadow the benefits of triathlon. “I don’t want to scare people away from the sport,” he says. “Thousands of people have changed their lifestyle and perhaps lived longer because of these [races].” Harnish is a strong swimmer, but his big worry is a sharp pain in his right knee that started a few weeks ago. Lots of stretching and massage have kept the pain at bay. After one last tune-up race at Lake Dunmore in early August, Harnish has been squeezing in a few final workouts and thinking ahead to the morning of August 20. “I’m getting kind of pumped,” he says. “Some things have been coming together the last few races. It’s going to be a good time.”
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here’s an oft-told story about John Rouleau, the recently retired headmaster of Burlington’s Rock Point School. One day, a student walked into his office with an odd request: She needed a toilet seat for an art project. Rather than passing off that chore to someone lower on the faculty totem pole, Rouleau rummaged through his closet and actually found the girl an old toilet seat. The story doesn’t encapsulate Rouleau’s 40-year career at Rock Point School, a place where teenagers who’ve gotten “off track” in life, or have trouble fitting in at other schools, can find another avenue to success. But those who’ve known Rouleau for years say the incident is indicative of his resourcefulness. Need a fountain pen? Rouleau will give you three of his own. Thinking of studying Dutch? He probably has two or three books on the subject. Want to learn the banjo? The headmaster can teach you to fingerpick, then accompany you on upright bass. “John is this extremely generous, knowledgeable guy who encourages you to go to him with your interests,” says development director Charlotte Blend, who’s been at Rock Point for seven years. “He’s a constant learner, and he encourages his kids and staff members to be constantly learning, too.” In June, Blend organized a farewell party for Rouleau at Rock Point’s 150-acre campus, which juts into Lake Champlain just past North Beach. Dubbed “John-A-Palooza,” the fête drew more than 150 guests, including current and former faculty, staff, board members, donors and students, some of whom traveled from as far away as California. A carload of students drove up from New Jersey the night before, picking up passengers along the way. When the guest of honor arrived, his hosts sat him in a rocking chair, dressed him in a top hat and plastic jewelry and swapped stories about him. Obviously, there was much to say, as Rouleau has worn many hats over the years: music instructor, dorm parent, science teacher, maple-syrup maker, headmaster. Again and again, one phrase kept cropping up to describe him: lifelong learner.
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What compelled so many people to travel so far to share stories about toilet seats and fountain pens? “That’s a clear indication of the serious effect this man has had in the lives of many, many kids over 40 years,” Blend says. “Sometimes it takes them a long time to realize it, but they can look back and say, ‘Wow! That was a fantastic school, and this guy had this positive effect.’”
Yet Rouleau’s path to becoming headmaster seemed anything but preordained. A self-described “resistant learner,” he had no formal education or training in teaching or adolescent psychology. He graduated from the University of Vermont — after 10 years — but still expresses skepticism about whether colleges and universities instill a love of learning in their students. And, though Rouleau stepped into the role
of disciplinarian long before becoming headmaster, he confesses to a deep suspicion of authority figures. To wit: Rouleau tells of one student who arrived at Rock Point against her will. “I think she didn’t smile until Thanksgiving,” Rouleau remembers. “Her parents said at one point that her first complete sentence was ‘You’re not the boss of me!’ Right away I recognized that’s how I feel about most authority.” Rouleau agrees to an interview outside Bishop Hopkins Hall, a large stone structure on a private road just past Burlington High School. Since the school’s founding as the Rock Point School for Girls in 1928, this building has housed its classrooms, offices, dormitory, kitchen, dining room, library and chapel. (Though the Episcopal Diocese of Vermont owns the school and grounds, Rock Point isn’t run as a religious school and accepts students of many faiths, or none at all.) Rouleau, 66, is a stocky, thick-bearded fellow with receding salt-and-pepper hair and a face that always seems about to break into a mischievous grin — sort of a cross between Aristotle and Santa Claus. He was born in Holyoke, Mass., and moved to South Hadley at the age of 8. His mother died when he was 12, a loss that was especially devastating to his father. After a couple of years, “the house kind of fell apart,” Rouleau recalls, so he and his sister moved in with their grandmother while their father went on the road as an itinerant trucker and day laborer. It wasn’t until high school that Rouleau moved back in with his father, in Pittsford, Vt. As a child, Rouleau didn’t have many books in the house except for an old set of encyclopedias, which he read from start to finish. “I wanted to learn stuff,” he recalls, “just not on other people’s terms.” In the 1960s, Rouleau was admitted to UVM, which began what he characterizes as a long and rocky relationship with the institution. To this day he still remembers his first experience on campus. He was in Ira Allen Chapel listening to a dean tell the new students, Getting the point
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some kids, you’re a lot realer than geometry or U.S. history.” For Rouleau, that approach persists to this day. He describes Rock Point as “an intentional community of adults who choose to work together, who are other-oriented. They’re smart, funny, energetic and self-motivated. They’re the ideal people to work here. And what they’re doing is providing an op-
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“I think there’s nothing inconsistent about discipline if you’re saying, ‘These are the rules, and you should be competent enough to follow those rules. If you decide to break them, go right ahead,’” Rouleau explains. “We’re all free to break whatever rules we like. Just be prepared to take the consequences.” Rouleau became headmaster in 1993 and set out to put more emphasis on expanding the school’s curriculum and raising its academic standards. One critical element: He expected dorm parents to treat their work as integral to students’ education, and not just to be “babysitters” until the “real stuff” happened in the classroom. As he often told them, “You are the real stuff. In fact, for
college. Or when he hears of a former student landing a good job or maintaining a stable, long-term relationship. Rouleau recounts a day when he was at his house on campus and saw a young man come striding across the yard. Although he didn’t recognize the young man at first, once he spoke, Rouleau immediately remembered him as a particularly challenging student. “John,” the former student said, “I couldn’t figure out why you were always on my case when I was a student here. Now I have a son of my own, and I’m a good father because of what you did here.” “So many kids are growing up without an audience, without someone who’s actively paying attention to them,” Rouleau adds. “The undefended and neglected kids of this world need a place to come where you look them in the eye and say, ‘I know who you are. I know you’re going to be OK, and I’m going to help you get there.’” What will be Rouleau’s lasting legacy at Rock Point? Isaiah Keepin, 35, the school’s assistant academic dean, suggests that Rouleau should be credited for creating a fertile environment for learning through his hiring decisions. “John has made this place a magnet for interesting people,” Keepin says. “That keeps me here.” Lonnie Edson, Rock Point’s administrative assistant, who’s been at the school since 1975, agrees. “The kids are challenging and smart and funny and just awesome to be around,” she says. “I can’t think of another place I’d rather be.” For his part, Rouleau is justifiably proud of his 40 years at Rock Point, but he also knows the place will survive without him. A headmaster is to a school what a hood ornament is to a car, he suggests. If the ornament is missing, you can get a new one. It’s visible but not indispensable, like the engine. “I know you have to have a headmaster. You have to have someone to challenge people, to bring in new ideas, who has a toilet seat in his closet,” Rouleau says. “I think I provided those things, and I brought some intellectual capital. Reading those encyclopedias turned out to be a good thing, after all.” m Matthew thorsen
“Look to your left. Look to your right. When you graduate, those people aren’t going to be here.” “Rather than instill in me a desire to succeed,” he says, “it just infuriated me that the university would knowingly have a culture in which this was going to be true, that two-thirds of the people they were admitting wouldn’t succeed.” Like many students of that era, Rouleau joined the peace movement and did his best to avoid going to Vietnam. It was at UVM that he met his wife, Alice. The couple married in 1967, joined Volunteers in Service to America and moved to Del Rio, Texas, for their training. Following the riots of that same year, they were sent to Detroit. Their job? Knock on doors of housing projects and ask the residents how they’d been “inconvenienced” by the riots. “It was a tremendous lesson in forbearance,” Rouleau recalls with a chuckle. Rouleau and his wife returned to Burlington. In 1970, while finishing his degree, this time in geology, Rouleau landed a twice-a-week gig teaching music at Rock Point. He got the job, he admits, through “good, honest nepotism”: His uncle, who served on the board of trustees, heard the school needed a music teacher and figured it’d be a good job for his “ne’er-do-well” nephew. It was, in a sense, a suitable match. Rock Point School for Girls, which was founded in 1928 by Doris Wright, had long been a place for impoverished, orphaned and troubled girls from New England who had nowhere else to go. (The school went coed in 1972.) It was around this time that Rock Point tried to shift its mission from that of an orphanage-type school to a prep school. Having received an insufficient number of applications from well-to-do families, however, the school landed a contract from the “A Better Chance” Program that involved serving mostly Native American girls from Indian reservations and African American girls from New York and New Jersey. Soon John and Alice were working as dorm parents, living with some “very tough” students from the inner cities and helping them adjust to life in Vermont. In 1972, when the school’s science teacher quit on short notice, Rouleau got the
portunity for kids who’ve been knocked around by life to figure out that they can be successful.” Much of Rock Point’s success can be attributed to its small, intimate setting. Classes always have fewer than 14 students; last spring’s graduating class numbered just seven. “We try to aim the ball at the kid’s bat,” Rouleau says. “We don’t want him to strike out, but we’re not gonna let him walk, either.” How does Rouleau measure success? He knows he’s achieved it when he hears about a former student becoming a “good citizen” — say, someone from a disadvantaged household who is the first member of his or her family to attend
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cemetery and the Rock of Ages granite quarries, in the words of Todd Paton. He heads visitor services at Rock of Ages’ modern visitors’ center in Graniteville, located high on a hillside above the city of Barre, five miles from Hope Cemetery. Paton developed and oversaw the launch of the cellphone tour in mid-July — so recently that it is not yet noted on the Rock of Ages website. After I decipher the cell tour map’s confusing schematics — go where the numbers are on the map, not where a monument’s image is — things begin to fall into place. I dial the main number and punch in a monument number from the tour map, and in quick order my phone reveals the backstory of Joey Laquerre Jr.’s No. 61 racecar. (The avid auto racer died in a snowmobile accident; the 1:4 scalemodel monument even has a carved axle underneath.) Next, I learn about the Celtic connections of the Irish Bancroft family, whose ornate cross headstone is carved (unusually) on both sides, with eight shamrocks for eight family members. As for noted French Canadian sculptor Ron Fortier, who ran a granite shop in Barre for 37 years, my cellphone explains how this native of Maple Grove, Québec,
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Barre cemetery officials began working last year on the cell tour as a way to monetize the visits, as well as to enhance the experience on the grounds. Dwight Coffrin, director of cemeteries and parks for Barre, estimates that some 50,000 visitors a year pass through the town’s graveyards. The city gets $75 per bus for guiding tourist busloads in the crush of foliage season, and pulls in some money by occasionally hosting smaller groups, but many visitors arrive and wander independently without contributing to the upkeep or getting the full story. The Graniteville visitors’ center, which sells the guided-tour maps for $4.95, actively promotes Hope Cemetery in its promotional video and during tours of the working E.L. Smith Quarry. Two dozen other notable points are on the tour map, including activities in the manufacturing plant at Rock of Ages, details of granite
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Legislature passed a law mandating the safety measure in 1937 — too late to help Brusa, who expired the same year. The monument, which he partially carved himself to honor victims of silicosis, caused its own dustup in Barre. It depicts a dying Brusa in the arms of an unnamed standing woman, whose shapely backside was apparently too much for some proper burghers. A prominent doctor had his own (future) gravesite moved so he wouldn’t have to stare at the “blatantly pornographic statue” for eternity. Observing the figure’s slender granite form with 21st-century eyes, however, you can only marvel at how times have changed. Paton says he got the idea for the cellphone tour after hearing about a similar system at the San Diego Zoo. It’s provided by a San Francisco-based company called Guide by Cell, which has crafted mobile audio or texting technology for university museums, an outdoor public-art initiative in Kansas City and the Monterey Bay Aquarium, among others. Rock of Ages gets tourist coaches “by the hundreds” in fall and a steady stream all summer, says Paton. Many of them head to Hope Cemetery after visiting the quarry and manufacturing plant to see granite handiwork up close. But, Paton notes, the cemetery is “greatly underfunded.” He and
landmarks at the visitors’ center and three noteworthy monuments in downtown Barre. The cellphone tour covers them all. Though Hope Cemetery gets most of the attention for now, Paton says he eventually plans to add Barre’s other historic and monumental cemetery, Elmwood, to the cellphone tour. Dating back to 1808, Elmwood resembles a striking 27-acre chessboard, with its many towering obelisks and pillars. Unlike Hope, with its granite solidity, Elmwood offers a time line of the monument trade, with headstones ranging from slate to marble to metal and granite. “You can go through the cemetery and see how monument styles changed,” explains Coffrin. The cell project drew from Barre’s deep well of local history experts and volunteers. Ilene Gillander, a longtime Barre resident and high school theater teacher, wrote the stories, which were narrated by locals, including some of Gillander’s former students. The cell tour isn’t perfect yet. Some of the numbers yield a dramatized story or one presented “as told by” a friend, which seem unnecessary and awkward embellishments. And, while there’s no phone charge except for airtime, it can be annoying to keep dialing in and disconnecting as you move from one
section of the cemetery to another, locating monuments with the map. But the cell system is especially successful at piercing the veils of mystery surrounding many of the headstones — and there’s no shortage of those. Who is the woman rising out of the smoke in soldier Giuseppe Donati’s pipe? How on earth does the Martel monument, a cube precariously balanced on a tall pedestal, stay in place? And what do the words carved on the sides mean? What’s up with the Vrooman monument, two prominent pyramids carved with scriptural quotations?
Sometimes mystery remains, though, and is even enhanced. Sculptor Brusa, who carved the silicosis monument, also created one of the cemetery’s most engaging figures for the monument of a relative: a youthful, sitting angel whose head, adorned with curly, flowing hair, rests on an open palm; her elbow perches on casually crossed legs. Is she pondering life and death? Is there a hint of a smile? Was she a wife, a mistress, a friend? Her face is beguiling, and her eyes seem to return the gaze of a captivated visitor. From the cellphone, you won’t learn answers about this angel, but rather an even
deeper mystery in a story nicely related by Shelley Ibey, who personally guides most of the bus tours at Hope Cemetery and is a repository of its history. As she tells it, in 2007, an elderly woman with failing health and eyesight was brought by her kids to tour the cemetery and asked if there was an angel she could “see” close up. They took her to the Brusa angel, which is close to the ground and easily viewed. She was greatly moved by the viewing, and profusely thanked Ibey. A few weeks later, one of the children called to say the woman’s sight had — against all odds — improved. She
credited the angel with the gift of restoring her vision. A miracle? Who knows? as Ibey notes via cellphone. But the story certainly lends new meaning and poignancy to the name Hope Cemetery. m Hope Cemetery is on Merchant Street in Barre. The Rock of Ages visitors’ center is located at 558 Graniteville Road in Graniteville, and is open Monday through Saturday, 9 a.m. to 5 p.m. Quarry tours, 9:15 a.m. to 3:35 p.m. Info, 476-3119 or rockofages.com/en/gift-shop-a-tourism.
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named Procopio dei Coltelli perfected the gelato-making machine and opened a gelato café in Paris. By the late 19th century, mobile gelato carts were commonplace in northern Italy, where a creamier gelato made with eggs and cream is sold, in contrast to the sorbetto of the south. Caserta has had a talent for spotting old-as-new food trends since he learned to make pizza in New Jersey in the early 1970s. A few years later, when he had a restaurant in Manchester, Vt., he brought an espresso machine from the Bronx and imported an Italian device to make pasta from scratch. After opening Al Portico, the couple’s third restaurant, Caserta purchased a pasteurizer and blast freezer and set about perfecting a craft he was first exposed to as a child. Growing up in Lazio, about 45 minutes by car south of Rome, Caserta occasionally helped a friend of his father make gelato. He and his wife moved from Italy to New Jersey in the 1970s, and when they tired of New York City encroaching on their Jersey suburb, they loaded up a station wagon with their two young daughters, dog and possessions, and headed north. The Casertas opened their first Italian restaurant, Angelo’s, in Manchester in 1978. In 1992, the couple moved to Montpelier and opened La Pizzeria, which they ran for 14 years. After they closed it, intending to retire, they rented out the building to a succession of businesses, including the eatery Girasole. When their last tenant foundered, the Casertas decided to dive back into Italian culinaria. “I was into gardening, but what are you going to do?” Joanna recalls. While turning out pizza and calzone was old hat, gelato proved an invigorating challenge for Angelo. “I needed to justify myself,” he says. “Pizza I know.” He spent the spring refining his flavors. They include Donatella, a milk chocolate and hazelnut gelato; mint, atop which Caserta drizzles hardshell chocolate syrup; and espresso, which draws its powerful flavors from COLD COMFORT
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Meat cutting may be a hot trade, but skilled butchers and slaughterhouses are still scarce in Vermont. State legislators know it, and last month they came up with $25,000 to fund curriculum development and on-the-job training for skilled meat cutters. The money will be distributed by the AGENCY OF AGRICULTURE, FOOD AND
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satisfaction, Caserta transfers it to his Coldelite, an Italian-made machine that doubles as a pasteurizer and a chiller. As the gelato is heated to 185 degrees, the smell of ground pistachios fills the room. “First it cooks, then it freezes,” says Joanna Caserta, who is watching the process. Angelo Caserta knows some people like to cold process their gelato, but he thinks pasteurizing lets the flavors mingle and blend. A few minutes pass, and he flips a switch; hot cream swirls down into the chiller, where it is cooled to 27 degrees. It then eventually oozes into a rectangular silver tin. Caserta carts the gelato to his blast freezer, which will chill it to minus-38 degrees Fahrenheit in about 15 minutes. The air inside the freezer is a sharp, tingly cold. A sample of the slightly chilled gelato tastes of cream and earth. As he waits, Caserta muses. “I’m going to come up with a recipe that may be very strange,” he says. Its ingredients include extra virgin olive oil and Parmesan cheese. He’d also like to create a beer-flavored gelato. “Everybody loves beer here!” he exclaims. Caserta doesn’t know what regulations, if any, might apply to gelato with alcohol content. “If I go to jail, they’ll say, ‘Oh, he was a nice fella,’” he jokes with a shrug. Asked if gelato making will wind down for the fall and winter, both Casertas look stricken. “Why?” blurts Joanna, turning up her palms. “Gelato is good for every season.” In the fall, the couple will roll out gelato pastry and cakes. Despite gelato’s sophisticated deliciousness, most of the Casertas’ clientele are kids. Joanna says they seem entranced by the colors. “‘Can I have the green? Can I have the white?’ they ask. Their faces light up.” Customers like to taste all the flavors, and Angelo gladly obliges everyone, from the youngest to the oldest. Their only difficulty: choosing. m
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dreadlocks so heavy that he had to tilt his head as he ripped open a hot-sauce packet and poured it over his vegetables with evident glee. I tried some broccoli-and-corn stir-fry and grabbed a slice of bread. The donated bread was old enough that I expected it to be as crusty and unappetizing as tree bark, but it still had flavor and volume. I was delighted to bite into a forkful of fresh salad greens that crunched instead of wilting. According to current coordinator Cecile Reuge, the group receives generous vegetable donations from local farms such as Diggers’ Mirth Collective Farm and Healthy City Youth Farm in Burlington, and Bread and Butter Farm in Shelburne. Other donations come from Burlington’s City Market, Red Onion, Klingers Bread Company and, occasionally, August First. The donations consist of surplus vegetables, fruits and bread that the group transforms into simple dishes such as salads, casseroles and stir-fries. Reuge, a tall, sturdy college student with a short, blond bob, says FNB has no strict hierarchy or organization, but rather a loose pattern of “natural succession.” Collectively, the duties
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of the group entail gathering food donations, preparing a few dishes and transporting the food by bicycle in fivegallon buckets or massive metal pots to City Hall Park each Sunday. Reuge’s Come in and enjoy special fellow coordinator for the summer is Sydney Stieler, who sat by the fountain apple treats or call to order telling jokes and plucking songs on the a fresh apple pie! borrowed guitars of traveling musicians. Since FNB does not ask for monetary donations, members need to buy many 4445 Main St., Isle La Motte of their food-preparation supplies — 928-3091 • Free WiFi! such as oil, spices, flour and sugar — out southendcafe@fairpoint.net of pocket. Diners use either their own Wed-Mon 7-2, Sun 8-2 bowls and forks or donated dishware. The Burlington chapter of FNB has been around for more than a decade. 12v-southendcafe081711.indd 1 8/10/11 2:36 PM Reuge says a current goal is to sustain it by increasing publicity and fundraising. The group recently made an effort to expand by partnering with Bike Recycle Vermont, a nonprofit organization that for a UVM research Study hosted wintertime meals at its space at of Behavioral-Biological Factors 664 Riverside Avenue. Affecting Cigarette Smoking. FNB was founded in 1980 in Cambridge, Mass. One of the original We are looking for people who are: founders, Keith McHenry, was among • Healthy Adults, 18-55 years old those arrested this summer in Orlando. • Available once everyday for The concept — which, according to 15 consecutive days FNB’s website, consists of “sharing We offer flexible sessions: free vegan and vegetarian meals with the hungry in over 1000 cities around • Approximately 25 minutes a day the world to protest war, poverty and the destruction of the environment” — became an international grassroots movement. Reuge said she is passionate about it because “healthy food is a right, Up to $650 compensation not a privilege.” Call 656-5360 for more info So far, the Burlington group hasn’t run into any municipal resistance, unlike its counterpart in Orlando. The 12v-uvmpsych040710.indd 1 3/31/10 1:34:13 PM members, usually student activists, take steps to stay in the city’s good graces. For instance, they don’t “serve” the homeless or the hungry, but provide food and allow people to serve themselves. They eat alongside their attendees to reduce the stigma that usually separates charity workers from charity recipients. The eaters are encouraged to clean their own dishes in a bucket of soapy water. I certainly did not walk away from the park feeling scared for my life. Rather, I expect to join the cast of regulars who frequent these Sunday feasts, along with a recovering alcoholic with an incessant giggle who calls himself “Eric the Terrible” and a band of self-described “gutter punks” from New Orleans.
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Michaela’s Gourmet Salsa and Mariah’s Specialty Salsa — the latter comes in quirky flavors such as strawberry-kiwi — are named for the couple’s two now-teenage daughters. A third line called Howling Coyote Salsa is Gerry Metivier’s baby, an ultra-hot variety unlike anything he was able to find in Vermont until he started the company in 2003. Last April, the Metiviers began selling Bloody Mary mixes — which, like the salsas, they also recommend for use in marinades. Randi Kay says she likes them on grilled pork chops or even mixed in to spaghetti sauce. The Metiviers used to make their salsas at the Vermont Food Venture Center, which hosted about 15 local producers at its Fairfax location. But, since the couple opened the commercial kitchen in Winooski — which is available 24 hours a day, seven days a week — many of their friends from the venture center have relocated there. They didn’t have much choice while the new Hardwick VFVC was still in the works. According to operations manager George Keener, the stateof-the-art, 15,000-square-foot food-processing and warehousing facility will finally open next week. The new plant has staggering capacities, with three kitchens; a bakery; and storage, freezing, dehydrating and packing facilities. For many food producers who live and work more than an hour from the Northeast Kingdom, however, a trip to Hardwick simply isn’t worth it. Take Orange County schoolteacher and Hyde Park resident Ben Maniscalco, maker of Benito’s Hot Sauce, who used to prepare his Vermont-grown chile sauce in Fairfax. After making his final
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here. We take it from there,” explains Metivier, who had to sign a confidentiality agreement promising she wouldn’t share the recipes for Greene’s Dragon’s Fire or Hoppin’ Hopi sauces. Metivier also “co-packs” for Green Mountain Mustard. For now, she produces the company’s four-ounce “shot” sizes. Since the full-size bottles are sold at Whole Foods, they require a specially certified kitchen to meet the megastore’s requirements. After an audit to qualify New World, scheduled for September,
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ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C0550-19 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 26, 2011, The Miller Realty Group, LLP and Greater Burlington Industrial Corp. filed application #4C0550-19 for a project described as construction of a 138,000 sf distribution warehouse with related loading
sevendaysvt.com/classifieds docks, office space, stormwater facilities and 130 parking spaces on Lots #1 & #2 of the Catamount Industrial Park. The project is located on Route 7 in the Town of Milton. This project will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a). A public hearing is scheduled for August 30, 2011 at 1:40 p.m. at the Conference Room at the Milton Town Offices, 43 Bombardier Road, Milton, Vermont. A site visit will be held before the hearing at 1:00 p.m. at the site. Directions to the site: Route 7 north from I89 Exit 16, left on Gonyeau Drive. The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project:
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1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies are entitled to party status.
If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date.
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2. Adjoining property owners and others: May participate as parties to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the ten criteria.
Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Milton Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above.
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On July 22, 2011, The Miller Realty Group, LLP filed application #4C0842-16 / 4C0996-7 for a project described as the construction of a 235,375 sf building addition to link an existing 130,000 sf building at 5 New England Drive with an existing 113,350 sf building at 30 Gauthier Drive for a
total 478,725 sf building with construction of new loading, parking areas and stormwater facilities. Proposed Green Mountain Coffee Roasters building will be on lots #6, #18 & #19 of the Gauthier Industrial Park and Lots #8 & #9 of the Rouille Industrial Park. The Project is located on Gauthier Drive in the Town of Essex. This Project will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a). A public hearing is scheduled for September 1, 2011 at 8:45 a.m. at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. A site visit will be held before the hearing at 8:00 a.m. at the site. Directions to the site: Susie Wilson
Open 24/7/365. Post & browse ads at your convenience. Road north, make a left on Kellogg Road and a right on New England Drive, a right on Gauthier Drive pull into the existing lot at 30 Gauthier Drive, meet by the monument sign. The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project: 1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies are entitled to party status. 2. Adjoining property owners and others: May participate as parties to the extent they have a particularized interest that
may be affected by the proposed project under the ten criteria. 3. Non-party participants: The district commission, on its own motion or by petition, may allow others to participate in the hearing without being accorded party status. If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date. Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the
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Essex Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above. Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 28th day of July, 2011. By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@ state.vt.us
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NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING RE CENTRAL VERMONT PUBLIC SERVICE CORPORATION’S STREET LIGHTING RATE You are hereby notified that a Hearing Officer of the Public Service Board, Bridgette Remington, Staff Attorney, will hold a public hearing on Wednesday, August 31, 2011, at 7:15 P.M., to gather public input into the investigation of Central Vermont Public Service Corporation’s Municipal Street and Highway Lighting Service (Rate 06) (PSB Docket No. 7745). For more information: www.psb.vermont.gov Hearing location: The hearing will be conducted utilizing the Vermont Interactive Television network at the following sites: Bennington, Brattleboro, Lyndonville, Middlebury, Randolph, Rutland, Springfield, St. Albans, White River Junction and Williston. For directions: www.vitlink.org (or contact the Public Service Board at 802-828-2358) All hearing sites are handicapped accessible. Please contact the Public Service Board at 802-828-2358 if you require accommodation.
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LEGALS [CONT.] ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION AND HEARING #4C1205-4 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On August 1, 2011, Southerly Side of US Route 7, LLC filed application #4C1205-4 for a project described as the construction of 52 residential units as the third phase of the Project. The project is located on Route 7 in the Town of Milton. This project will be evaluated by the District 4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the
10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A. § 6086(a). A public hearing is scheduled for September 12, 2011 at 2:30 p.m. at the Conference Room at the Milton Town Offices, 43 Bombardier Road, Milton, Vermont. A site visit will be held before the hearing at 2:00 p.m at the site. Directions to the site: take Route 7 north from I89 Exit 17 approximately 3 miles, turn right onto Southerberry Drive ( mile further to Bombardier Drive). The following people or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project: 1. Statutory parties: The municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent mu-
nicipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies are entitled to party status. 2. Adjoining property owners and others: May participate as parties to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the ten criteria. 3. Non-party participants: The district commission, on its own motion or by petition, may allow others to participate in the hearing without being accorded party status. If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the District Coordinator at the
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address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date. Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Milton Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. The application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site: www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup by clicking on “District Commission Cases” and entering the case number above.
Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 11th day of August, 2011. By: /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802.879.5658 E/ peter.keibel@ state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001-6092 On July 29, 2011, Town of Charlotte and Champlain Valley Co-Housing, filed application #4C1118-3 for a Project generally described as: the construction of a footbridge (25’ x 5’) over a stream. The Project is located between Greenbush Drive and Route 7 in the Town of
Charlotte, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Charlotte Municipal Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb. state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database,” selecting “Entire Database,” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before August 30, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission
of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact
and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 30, 2011. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. § 6085(c)(5).
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AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY MAN TO MAN PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP Wednesday, August 17, 6-7:45 p.m. Central Vermont Medical Center, Conference Room #2. Paul DeMarco, senior clinical technician for American Medical Systems, will discuss the different treatment modalities for patients experiencing complications post-radical prostatectomy, namely erectile dysfunction and incontinence. AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY HELPS PATIENTS LOOK GOOD... FEEL BETTER Wednesday, Aug. 17, 3-4:30 p.m. American Cancer Society, 55 Day Lane, Williston. Call Peg Allen at 802-655-2000 or the American Cancer Society at 1-800-2272345. Wednesday, Aug. 22, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Central Vermont Medical Center in Berlin. Call Joanie Kavenaugh at 802496-2582. Thursday, Aug. 25, 11-12:30 p.m. American Cancer Society Hope Lodge, Lois McClure — Bee Tabakin Building, 237 East Ave., Burlington. Call Hope Lodge at 802-658-0649. Look Good... Feel Better is a free program that teaches female cancer patients beauty techniques to help restore their appearance and help them feel good about the way they look during chemotherapy and radiation treatments. Volunteer cosmetologists
CAREGIVER SUPPORT GROUP This group offers support to those caring for loved ones with memory loss due to dementia. The group meets the second and fourth Thursday of the month from 6:30-7:30 p.m. at The Converse Home, 272 Church St, Burlington. For more info call: 802-862-0401. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step. Women only. Are you addicted to your relationship and/or yearn for a healthy one? Sunday, 5:30-6:45 p.m. Call for location. 802-825-5481. NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness) NAMI Connection Recovery Support Group for individuals living with mental illnesses. BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 1-2:30 p.m., United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St., CTR Center (Community Rehabilitation and Treatment). BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street (enter from parking lot). Every Sunday, 4:45-6:15 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. (basement classroom). HARTFORD: 2nd and 4th Friday 4-5:30 p.m., Hartford Library. Call Barbara Austin, 802-457-1512. MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., KelloggHubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement). NEWPORT: Call Phil if interested, 802-7542649. RUTLAND: Every Monday, 7-8:30 p.m., Wellness Center, Rutland Mental Health, 78 South Main St. SPRINGFIELD: 2nd & 4th Mondays, 12:30-2 p.m., Health Care and Rehabilitation Servies, 390 River St. ST. JOHNSBURY:
Every Thrusday, 6:308 p.m., Universalist Unitarian Church, 47 Cherry St. If you would like a group in your area, would like to be trained as a facilitator, be a Champion for a group in your area or have questions about our groups please contact Tammy at 1-800-639-6480 or email us at connectionvt@myfairpoint. net DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you! Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month at 6 p.m. in the Healthy Living Learning Center. For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie. shamel@gmail.com. www.llleus.org/state/ vermont/html. EATING DISORDERS SUPPORT GROUP This is a therapistfacilitated, drop-in support group for women with eating disorders. Women over 18 only please. This group will be held every other Wednesday from 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, So. Burlington. 802658-9440. Upcoming dates: 8/17, 8/31, 9/14 . CELIAC AND GLUTEN -FREE GROUP Every 2nd Wednesay, 4:30-6 p.m. at Central VT Medical Center Conference Room #3. Free and open to the public! To learn more, contact Lisa at 802-598-9206 or lisamase@gmail.com . LIVE WITH CHRONIC PAIN? Want more support? Join us to focus on the tools necessary for day to day living through open dialogue, knowledge, and personal experience. Lets find a healthy balance along with an
improved quality of life. Mondays, 1-2:15 p.m., Burlington Community Health Center. Martha, 415250-5181 or Esther, 802-399-0075. QUIT SMOKING GROUPS Are you ready to live a smokefree lifestyle? Free 4-week Quit Smoking Groups are being offered through the VT Quit Network Fletcher Allen Quit in Person program. Currently, there is a group on Wednesdays from 3:30-4:30 p.m. in Burlington and Thursdays from 4-5 p.m. in South Burlington. Free Nicotine Replacement products are available for program participants. Info: 847-6541, wellness@ vtmednet.org. For ongoing statewide class schedules visit www.vtquitnetwork. org. BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP STARTING IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the second Wednesday of every month, 1-2:30 p.m. at the Vermont Department of Health, 107 Eastern Ave., Suite 9. The support group will offer valuable resources and information
about brain injury. It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure and confidential environment. Info: Tom Younkman, tyounkman@vcil.org, 1-800-639-1522.
from 5:30-7:30 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772.
ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Saturdays 10-11:30 a.m. & Wednesdays 5:30-6:30, 45 Clark St., Burlington. Contact Brenda at 338-1170.
OUTRIGHT VERMONT FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP For family members of youth who are navigating the process of coming out as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer, or questioning are invited to attend. Group meets twice a month with one Wednesday morning meeting and one Sunday evening meeting. Info: hillary@outrightvt.org, 802-865-9677 ext. 3, www.outrightvt.org.
BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Monday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 5:30 to 7:30 pm. Colchester evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room
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AL-ANON For families and friends of alcoholics. For meeting information: www. vermontalanonalateen.org or call 1-866-97-Al-Anon (1-866-972-5266) FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Outright Vermont now offers support group meetings to family members of youth navigating the process of coming out as gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgender, queer or questioning.
Meetings are open to parents, guardians and other close caregivers and are held one Sunday evening and one Wednesday morning each month at Outright Vermont. For more information, email Hillary@ outrightvt.org or call 865-9677 ext. 3#.
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This may not be the final order in which items will be heard. Please view final Agenda, at www.ci.burlington. vt.us/planning/ boards/drb/ or office notice board, one week before the hearing for the order in which items will be heard. COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE – Highway Sign Exemptions ZA #11-08
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The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing on Tuesday September 6, 2011 at 5:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, City Hall to consider the following application:
1st reading: 05/23/11 Referred to: Ordinance Committee 2nd reading: 08/08/11 Public Hearing Date: 08/08/11 Action: adopted Date: 08/08/11 Signed by Mayor: 08/09/11 Published: 08/17/11 Effective: 09/07/11
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(c) – (k) as written *Material stricken out deleted. **Material underlined added. PUBLIC NOTICE The Annual meeting of the Board of Directors for VERMONT DENTAL CARE PROGRAMS will be held on Monday September 26, at 5:30pm at the office of Vermont Dental Care at 32 Malletts Bay Ave, Winooski, Vermont. For further information please call Sandra at 655-2385. PUBLIC NOTICE REQUEST FOR PROPOSAL Chittenden County has been chosen to receive $42,593 to supplement emergency food and shelter programs (EFSP). The selection was made by a National Board that is chaired by the Federal Emergency Management Agency
(FEMA) and consists of representatives from the Salvation Army, American Red Cross, United Jewish Communities, Catholic Charities, USA, National Council of the Churches of Christ in the USA and United Way of America which will provide the administrative staff and function as fiscal agent. The Board was charged to distribute funds appropriated by Congress to help expand the capacity of food and shelter programs in the highneed areas around the country. A Local Board will determine how the funds are to be distributed among the emergency food and shelter programs run by local service organizations. The Local Board is responsible for recommending agencies to receive these funds. Under the terms of the grant from the National Board,
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STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: A. S. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket No. 191-6-10 Cnjv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Alex Rodriguez, father of A.S. The State of Vermont has filed a petition to terminate your residual parental rights to A.S. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all residual parental rights to A.S. will be held on September 2, 2011 at 1:00 P.M., at the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Family Division, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Failure to appear at this hearing will
Date: 8/4/11 The contents of storage unit(s) 0104422 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 09/01/11 of the month of September, 2011 to satisfy the debt of Michael Deering. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur. This is not a public auction.
support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636, 24/7. CARE GIVERS AND CARE RECEIVERS are invited to participate in a unique conversation about the complicated, life affirming, and challenging aspects of care giving and care receiving. Social workers Fiona Patterson and Janie Mardis will lead this group discussion on August 18 from 5-6 p.m. All ages that are giving care and/or receiving care, part time or full time, are welcomed to join in this discussion. For
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SHIPPING & REPLENISHMENT ASSOCIATE We are seeking a qualified individual to perform a variety of material handling duties at our East Montpelier distribution center. Primary responsibilities include processing both out-bound and in-bound shipments as well as overseeing the physical movement and storage of inventory at our distribution center in East Montpelier.
Preschool teaching assistant education & experience preferred. For more information, call crystal at the Playcare center of richmond, 434-3891.
sales professional The Edge is providing career growth opportunities for a highly motivated sales professional with a record of success and a passion for fitness. If this describes you and you want to be part of a fastpaced, self-motivated and successful team, you must apply today! Nights and weekends required.
Email resumes to debl@edgevt.com. Position requirements include lifting up to 50 pounds and utilizing a powered industrial lift truck. The successful candidate must be reliable, detail oriented, and have the ability to manage multiple priorities. Excellent oral and written 1 8/15/11 2h-SportsEdge-081711.indd 7:06:10 PM 1 8/15/11 2:31:22 PM EnSave is seeking an Energy Engineer to join our growing team. The ideal candidate will have a background in the communication skills along with computer proficiency in Microsoft applications 1t-northamericanplaycare-081711.indd required. FedEx Ship Manager experience a plus. The ideal candidate will possess a energy-efficiency industry gained through work with a consulting minimum of three years’ shipping and receiving experience. firm or utility company, and experience with utility demand-side Energy Engineer This is a full-time position with an excellent benefits package and a competitive management programs. Applicants should have a bachelor’s degree wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our team of great in mechanical or civil engineering and hold a professional engineering employees in a unique work environment, please send a letter of interest and/or resume to Zutano, Inc., license and certified energy manager designation. Attn: Human Resources,1785 Coits Pond Rd., Visit www.ensave.com/job-opportunities.html Cabot, VT 05647, or email us at for a full job description and information on how to apply. employment@zutano.com. 3H-Ensave-081711.indd 1 4T-Zutano-081711.indd 1
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Small, modern, progressive dairy farm seeks motivated, energetic person to work with cows. Can train. Call 802-922-3868.
CDL Delivery Driver WILLISTON, VT
Come join our team! BLACK RIVER PRODUCE is seeking dependable, energetic, courteous, and professional CDL route drivers with a minimum of 2 years delivery experience preferred and a clean driving record to join our transportation team. We deliver locally, so you can be home with your family each night!
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The driver must be self-motivated and customer-service oriented. The position generally works a four- to fiveday schedule, potentially including Saturdays, with an early morning (5 a.m.) start time. We offer competitive compensation, an excellent benefits package, and a respectful, driver-friendly work environment. Job requirements: Clean CDL license, ability to lift up to 100 lbs., and 50 lbs. frequently throughout the day. Customerservice oriented, self motivated, early morning start time. To apply: Please email resume to HR@blackriverproduce.com or fill out an online application at www.blackriverproduce.com. Or fax resume to 802-230-4814.
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Part-time student transportation monitor needed to ride the CCTA buses each morning and afternoon when students are in school. Will help maintain order on crowded buses. Approx. 4 hrs./day, 7 to 9 a.m. and 2:30 to 4:30 p.m. Start date 9/1/11. To apply, please send a cover letter and a current resume to
Burlington School District Dolores Cox Human Resources 150 Colchester Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 dcox@bsdvt.org
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Structural Engineer Engineering Ventures, PC, is an experienced, consulting engineering firm operating and licensed in Vermont, New Hampshire and surrounding states with specialties in structural and site engineering and planning. Serving both private and public clients, Engineering Ventures offers services from Burlington, VT, Lebanon, N.H. and Saratoga Springs, N.Y. Engineering Ventures services include building code compliance, new building system structural design, historic building evaluation and restoration, load analysis and design, foundations, composite systems and roofs. The professionals at Engineering Ventures, PC, are well versed in timber, structural steel, lightgauge steel, reinforced concrete and masonry.
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Engineering Ventures is currently hiring for a Structural Engineering opportunity in our Burlington, VT, or Lebanon, N.H., location. STRUCTURAL ENGINEER JOB REQUIREMENTS:
• Make decisions independently on engineering problems and work directly with clients and other team members.
• Proficiency with structural analysis software. Engineering Ventures utilizes RISA, Adapt, Enercalc and other programs.
• Must be able to work with in-house team to develop designs, plans, and specifications for all types of buildings.
• Approximately 5-10 years experience in the design of buildings and either be a P.E. or on path to becoming licensed.
• Experience or proficiency in AutoCAD and REVIT a plus.
• Must have a flexible schedule to respond on time to changing customer needs.
For your hard work, you will be rewarded with an offer that will include a competitive salary, 401k plan, great benefits, a good vacation policy, a great and fun working environment, and other cool perks! We are well known for taking care of our employees because we want the best! Interviews are soon, so apply now if you are interested in joining a fantastic company! Email your resume and letter of interest to Trish Densham at trishd@engineeringventures.com. No phone calls please.
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Leadership Gifts Officer Are you a rising star? Join an experienced and energetic fund raising team which supports the mission of Middlebury College – an institution with dynamic leadership and vision. In this position you have the opportunity to tell a compelling story about a college that is redefining the liberal arts for the 21st century with a reach that extends beyond its Vermont campus. With an international outlook, environmental mindfulness, and entrepreneurial spirit, Middlebury is capturing the attention of donors who want to be part of something exciting. Come join us doing challenging and important work in a beautiful part of the world! For more information or to apply, please visit: http://apptrkr.com/201721.
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Sales Associates We’re looking for mature, creative people with strong customer service skills. Retail experience preferred. Please send resume to The Christmas Loft attn: Debbie Kelly 3155 Shelburne Rd. Shelburne, VT 05482 802-985-4166 debktaz@gmail.com
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Emergency Coordinator/Hospital Diversionist This is a full-time position overseeing a 24-hour on-call emergency service system and team, including providing intensive coverage in escalated and crisis situations as well as providing leadership, supervision and development of emergency service staff. This position involves collaboration with area hospitals to reduce emergency room visits for substance and mental health primary issues, and admissions and length of stay for psychiatric hospitalizations.
Care Coordinator This is a full time position in our Access Program that serves as a single point of contact in helping clients gain access to needed medical, social, educational and other services. This position will develop strong community relationships with community providers and will assist in coordinating services, while also triaging requests for care and providing assessments and short term counseling for new referrals. This position will work closely with all agency programs and will provide leadership, supervision and development of Access program staff.
Master Level Clinicians We currently have several full- and part-time master’s level clinical positions located in Randolph, Wilder and Berlin. These positions will provide assessments, diagnosis, group and/or individual therapy, treatment planning, case management and referral services. We believe in working within a team and strengths based environment and we provide regular group and individual supervision to all clinical staff. Vt. licensure is preferred but not required.
Re-Entry Coordinator Seeking a half-time, benefits-eligible position in our Wilder office to work collaboratively with local probation and parole offices and correction’s facilities to ensure smooth transitional services for offenders transitioning from incarceration to the community. Primary functions will include coordination of services and resources for transitioning offenders to assist with housing, vocational placement and treatment services. All positions require a master’s degree in the counseling or social work field – licensure is preferred. Experience with emergency services, care coordination and a wide variety of individuals, including those with mental illness, severely emotionally disturbed children, and/or substance abuse problems preferred. We offer a competitive salary and an excellent, flexible benefits package. Benefits grow with years of service and include an option to convert benefit dollars to additional salary if desired. Individuals who are interested in joining a strengths based, flexible and dynamic organization are encouraged to apply. Visit jobsinvt.com for a complete listing of all our employment opportunities. To apply, please send your resume and a letter of interest to: Jena Trombly, HR Director, Clara Martin Center P.O. Box G, Randolph, VT 05060 or via email to jtrombly@claramartin.org. EOE
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Gender Studies Adjunct Lecturer Saint Michael’s College is looking for an adjunct lecturer to teach one section of a 200 level introductory course required of all majors in Gender Studies, starting August 29 and continuing through the close of finals on Dec 16. The course is scheduled Tues./Thur. from 1:10 to 2:40 p.m., and has an enrollment of 25. The syllabus is nearly complete and includes 10 guest speakers, focusing on discussion of contemporary issues, and there is room for initiative and greater elaboration. GS 203 - Gender Issues in Society explores the significance and intelligibility of gender by examining, from an interdisciplinary and global perspective, how gender differentiation is experienced, understood, expressed, valued and lived out in cultures. Full course Misc. Notes: Fulfills Written Communication requirement for the Gender Studies major. Liberal Studies Curriculum: Social and Institutional Dimensions of Human Behavior.
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Substance Abuse Treatment Clinicians Full- and part-time, master’s-level clinical positions (LADC preferred) providing outpatient counseling to adults, adolescents and families dealing with substanceabuse-related issues. Treatment modalities may be provided using group, individual and / or couples counseling and may include some work in our Intensive Out-Patient Treatment program. Individuals who are interested in being part of a dynamic team are encouraged to apply. Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, organizational skills, and the ability to be a team player are essential. We offer a competitive salary and an excellent benefit package. If interested, please send resume and letter of interest to: Jena Trombly, HR Director or to jtrombly@claramartin.org Clara Martin Center, P.O. Box G Randolph, VT 05060.EOE
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We are one of the largest CPA firms in Vermont, and we are seeking a Tax Senior. The ideal candidate will have at least three years’ experience preparing corporate, individual, and trust tax returns with a demonstrated ability to resolve issues and complete an accurate return. Excellent oral and written communications skills are a must. Other requirements include a current CPA license or to be currently taking the CPA exam, and proficiency with the use of computers, accounting software and tax software programs. We are technologically advanced, offer a very competitive salary and benefits package, and have a friendly and cooperative work environment. Interested applicants should send their cover letter and resume to: Kimberly M. Pinkham, CPA, CFP® Grippin, Donlan, Pinkham, PLC 3 Baldwin Avenue South Burlington, VT 05403
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Travel Manager
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Burlington radio station group needs an IT person who wants more than a dull desk job. We’ll teach you all aspects of the operation, from engineering to climbing mountains. Every day is different and fulfilling. No on-air work. EOE.
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Milne Travel American Express seeks a selling manager for our Burlington office. Corporate travel counselors for any of our ten branches. Apollo or Sabre. Please send resume and thoughtful cover to jobs@milnetravel.com
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Fantastic opportunity for an lPN or RN in a 40-bed residential care facility. Send letter and resume to Responsibilities include daily hrbox10@gmail.com, oversight of the health and welland put “IT and more…” being of our residents. in the subject line. Candidate should have excellent clinical and communication skills, and have at least three years of nursing experience. 2v-ChampRadio-081711.indd 1 8/15/11 2:21:46 PM experience with seniors Must have experience. is a plus! Sonoma Station Please send resume to: Richmond, Vt. ckohaut@ franklincountyrehab.com or 802-434- 5949 Coleen Kohaut reply in person or to 642 Sheldon Rd. chefmon@hotmail.com. St. Albans, VT 05478
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The Director is responsible for overall management of staff and daily operations, fiscal oversight, program services, and legislative advocacy, and provides guidance and leadership to the union to achieve its goals and mission. Preference will be given to candidates with significant experience and/or education in union work/labor relations, government, advocacy work, public administration or related field. Direct supervisory experience and legislative advocacy experience are required. Valid driver’s license and private auto is required. Send cover letter, resume, salary requirements and earliest availability to:
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Lamoille Community Connections is a designated provider of developmental and mental health services, now celebrating 40+ years of services to the Lamoille County community. We currently have the following opportunities available:
Facilities Manager
LCC is seeking a qualified individual to become the Facilities Manager for our organization. This position will assume the responsibility of overseeing the optimal functioning of building systems including mechanical, fire/safety, etc. This position is responsible for the maintenance of building and grounds. The Facilities Manager will oversee contractors for projects including HVAC, electrical and plumbing. The qualified individual will rely on experience and judgment to accomplish goals. The Facilities Manager must be familiar with a variety of concepts, practices and procedures. The Facilities Manager will perform a variety of tasks. A wide variety of creativity and latitude is required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.
CRT Support Staff
Lamoille Community Connections’ CRT Program needs Support Staff to provide 1:1 services to adult consumers in the community. Primary responsibilities include transportation and support to local physicians, dentists, assistance with shopping, and integration into the community. This is a part-time position, as needed/when available. Experience working with adults with Mental Illness helpful. Background check and valid driver’s license needed. Send your resume to: Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.
Substitute Residential Position
Lamoille Community Connections has an immediate opening for an on-call substitute position in our Group Home, which is located in Johnson, Vt. This position works as part of our team to maintain a caring and therapeutic environment for our residents. Responsibilities include implementation of treatment plans, documentation to meet standards for licensing and funding. Flexibility in scheduling is required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.
Access Case Manager
Lamoille Community Connections Children, Youth and Family program is seeking to fill the position of Access Case Manager. The Access Case Manager provides coordinated services for children and adolescents who have emotional/ behavioral challenges. These children have significant issues to contend with in their home, school and community. The Access Case Manager will provide proactive crisis planning/crisis intervention/problem solving and treatment planning in a home, school or community setting. The ability to work a flexible schedule depending on family needs is required. Bachelor’s degree required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St. Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.
Behavior Interventionists
Lamoille Community Connections has several openings for the position of Behavior Interventionist. These positions are full time, year round and offer an excellent benefit package. The Behavior Interventionist is responsible for 1:1 therapeutic intervention with school-age children who have developmental disabilities and/or emotional/behavioral disorders in school and community settings. A bachelor’s degree is required with a minimum of two years’ related experience. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.
VSEA Search Committee 155 State St., P.O. Box 518 Montpelier, Vermont 05601 Or submit electronically to hiring@vsea.org. The position will be open until filled, and applications will be reviewed on a rolling basis.
An Equal Opportunity Employer
VSEA is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
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JC Penney is now hiring for
Part-time
New eNglaNd TraNsporTaTioN CoNsorTium CoordiNaTor University of vermont trC - #0040049
Sales and Replenishment Positions. Days, weekends and evenings. Also hiring for
Part-time
The New England Transportation Consortium (NETC) Coordinator fulfills the administrative needs of NETC's Policy, Advisory, and Technical Committees, carries out all the responsibilities for administrative management of NETC, provides research-grant management services for the State of Vermont, oversees and administers Research Projects, including but not limited to the interchange of NETC funds and grant assignment deliverables between NETC, the University, and the University's sub-grantees, and reports to the State as required.
Commission Positions
in jewelry and shoes. Apply in store at the University Mall or online at JCPenney.com.
8/12/11 12:45:09 PM Master's degree in a related field and two to three years' 2v-JCPenny-081711.indd 1 related experience encouraged. Extensive knowledge of transportation research and research grant administration encouraged. The University is especially interested in candidates who can contribute to the diversity and VILLAGE KIDS excellence of the institution. Applicants are encouraged AFTERSCHOOL PROGRAM to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. • Fun! • Enjoyable • Rewarding
For further information on Req. #0040049, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter, and a list of references with contact information, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com or www.uvm.edu/trc. Tel: 802.656.1312.
New eNglaNd TraNsporTaTioN CoNsorTium program
speCialist - University of vermont trC - #0040078 The New England Transportation Consortium (NETC) Program Specialist will coordinate operational and administrative processes and activities and plan events and conferences in support of the TRC's complex multistate, multi-institution research program. Provide support for financial and programmatic activities to include, create and maintain related databases/spreadsheets, records, documents, and resources and monitor related processes, reporting, events and programs. Bachelor's degree and one to three years experience required. The University is especially interested in candidates who can contribute to the diversity and excellence of the institution. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal. For further information on Req. #0040078, or to apply with electronic application, resume, cover letter, and a list of references with contact information, visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com or www.uvm.edu/trc. Tel: 802.656.1312.
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• Make arts and crafts • Play sports • Take field trips • Provide homework help • Hang with kids • 2:45 - 6 p.m. • School-Year • Essex Junction • State licensed5v-HomeShare-081711.indd program
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staff and kids in a successful afterschool program. Mon-Fri, 20-25 hrs/wk, $15/hr. Required: Bachelor’s in rec or elementary ed. Experience in youth service/ program management encouraged.
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Work 2-5 days per week, whatever is convenient for you, $10/hr. Req: 18 or older and experience working with youth.
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The Work You Do in a Day... Will Last Forever. The Nature Conservancy, the world’s largest environmental conservation organization, seeks 2 enthusiastic team players committed to conservation in Vermont and with excellent communication and great people skills. We need to fill two 11-month AmeriCorps service opportunities beginning September 19, 2011:
West Haven, VT:
Volunteer Coordinator & Field Assistant
EJRP PRESCHOOL A STARS accredited full-day preschool program Mon.-Fri., year round, 7:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Committed to creating a safe, wholesome environment in which 3 to 5-year-old children can learn to communicate, cooperate and care about each other. Seeking two caring and nurturing individuals on a part-time basis (8 a.m. - 2 p.m. and 2:30-5:30 p.m., Mon. through Fri.). Pay range is $9 - $12.50/hour, commensurate with experience. Prefer experience with pre-k children, and associates in early childhood development, or Bachelor’s/working towards in early elementary education.
Montpelier, VT:
Stewardship Assistant Application Deadline: August 26, 2011. Interviews start immediately. Full description and online application available at: www.nature.org/careers. Click on How to Apply. Click on View Positions. Enter keyword Vermont. Select Posted Anytime. Click on Search. Click on link to job opening of choice. To apply, click on Apply Now.
Apply online at www.ejrp.org.
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WEST, Inc. has an opening for a
projEcT managEr
National Gardening Association
“Dedicated to promoting home gardening and plant-based education nationwide.”
Customer serviCe AssoCiAte We’re looking for a cheerful, can-do person to join our dedicated staff. This flexible, part-time position is responsible for answering customer service calls for the education market, processing orders and invoices, product assembly and general support. 20-25 hours/week. Knowledge of gardening or schools a plus! Visit www.garden.org/jobs for more information and instructions on how to apply.
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Kitchen Openings Full and Part time available
Prep Cook Pantry Cook Dishwasher Salad Bar Attendant Best Western Windjammer Inn Attn: Human Resources 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403 selena@windjammergroup.com Fax: 802-651-0640
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for its Waterbury, Vt. office.
D E S c r I p T I o n WEST, Inc. is looking for a project manager with the proven
ability to problem solve and work with and supervise others. primary duties include field work, field supervision of biological technicians and report preparation. r E q u I r E m E n T S master’s degree; at least five years of related work experience. ph.D. in wildlife ecology or related field is preferred. For a more complete job description and requirements, please visit the job board on our web site: www.west-inc.com. To apply for this position, please visit our job board on our website at: www. west-inc.com, and include in onE .doc or .pdf file the following three elements: 1 cover letter stating why you are the best candidate for this position 2 resume which includes dates of employment, and the address and phone number for each employer. 3 Three references with phone numbers only applications that include the previous three elements and are made through our online job board will be considered. WEST, Inc. is an equal employment opportunity employer. Our objective is to recruit, employ, pay and promote employees without regard to race, color, religion, age, sex or national origin.
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Provide developmentally appropriate environment and experiences for preschool children in a Head Start classroom, and monthly home visits for families. Assist families in accessing medical and dental care for preschool children. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education or related education field, Vt. educator’s license with Early Childhood Education Endorsement, classroom experience, and experience in curriculum planning and implementation, child outcome assessment, and working with children with special needs. 40 hours/week, 42 weeks/year. Starting wage: $15.85 – 17.20/hour. Health plan and excellent benefits. Successful applicants must have excellent verbal and written communication skills; skills in documentation and recordkeeping; proficiency in MS Word, email and internet; exceptional organizational skills and attention to detail. Must be energetic, positive, mature, professional, diplomatic, motivated, and have a can-do, extra-mile attitude. A commitment to social justice and to working with families with limited financial resources is necessary. Clean driving record and access to reliable transportation required. Must demonstrate physical ability to carry out required tasks. Please submit resume and cover letter with three work references to pirish@cvoeo.org. No phone calls, please. CVO EO iS An Eq u Al O PPO rtu n ity EMPl O y Er .
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Accounting Professional
Child Clinician/ Therapist
Engineering Ventures, PC, is an experienced, consulting engineering firm operating and licensed in Vermont, New Hampshire and surrounding states with specialties in structural and site engineering and planning. Serving both private and public clients, Engineering Ventures offers services from Burlington, VT, Lebanon, N.H. and Saratoga Springs, N.Y. Engineering Ventures is currently looking for an Accounting Professional in our Burlington, VT location. Our Accounting Professional maintains the overall accounting database system, performs bookkeeping and auditing, oversees payroll and balances accounts, A/R, A/P, and general ledger, with knowledge of specialized bookkeeping or accounting software. Prepares bank deposits, verifies and balances receipts, makes purchases and prepares invoices. Performs general reception duties; answering phones and greeting clients. QuALiTiES:
Must be thorough and accurate, with an attention to detail, practice good communication skills, be detail oriented, discreet and trustworthy. EduCATiON ANd ExPERiENCE:
Minimum: Associate’s degree in business or accounting preferred with at least five years of relevant experience. Experience in the A/E field preferred, with deltek database experience.
Responsible for the management of electronics and software development engineers working on the next generation of medical electronic devices. Send cover letter and resume to HR@ascensiontech.com.
Residential Counselor
Brookhaven Treatment and 8/1/11 1:53:29 PM Learning Center has open 2h-ascensiontech080311.indd 1 positions for full-time Child Clinician/Therapist and fullVeterinary Technician positions available for caring and versatile individuals time Residential Counselor. in Hinesburg and Bristol. We are a busy, client-oriented veterinary practice
Veterinary Technicians
Brookhaven is a residential facility with an alternative school for both day students and residents. Brookhaven serves male youths, ages 6-13 years of age. Please visit us at www.brookhaventlc.org For more information, contact Robin Allard or Angela Bisson at (802) 685-4458.
Benefits package includes health and dental insurance, health savings account, life insurance and 401(k) plan. 32 hours/week. Email your letter of interest and resume to Trish densham at trishd@engineeringventures.com. No phone calls, please.
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providing high-quality patient care and exceptional customer service. You will have the opportunity to use and expand all of your veterinary skills. Ability to work closely with other team members and doctors is critical. The Animal Hospital of Hinesburg seeks to fill a full-time position, while the Bristol Animal Hospital seeks a part-time technician. Both positions include Saturday morning rotation. Previous veterinary technician experience is helpful. This is your opportunity to reach your full potential! We offer a family-friendly atmosphere where our main goal is to have each client leave happy and our patients leave healthy. We offer competitive salary and benefit packages. Qualified interested candidates should send their resume to Tammy Russell, Animal Hospital of Hinesburg, P.O. Box 356, Hinesburg, VT 05461 or email it to tammyr.hva@gmail.com. No phone calls, please.
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Software Q.A. Engineer
KSE Partners LLP is seeking a web developer/network administrator to maintain and improve our proprietary legislative bill tracking system and provide assistance in updating the firm’s public website. The position requires the ability to be flexible, work well on a team and conceive of solutions that are not immediately apparent.
Web Application Developer
This position requires 2+ years’ experience in developing web-based solutions with PHP, JavaScript and PostgreSQL or similar relational database system (e.g., MySQL, MS SQL, DB2, Oracle). You will be working directly with the users of this system to fix bugs and implement enhancements.
Field Service Engineers (Levels II & III)
Additional responsibilities will include providing basic network support and desktop support on an as-needed basis to our network of two servers and 20+ workstations in a mixed PC and Mac environment. This will include occasional remote user support and iPhone/iPad technical support. You will monitor, maintain and update an off-site Linux web server remotely and a local Linux development server. You will also be responsible for the initial diagnosis of internal network problems.
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Draker supplies turnkey technology solutions to commercial and utility-scale solar photovoltaic (PV) power providers that improve the efficiency and profitability of their systems. Our leadingedge hardware and software and professional services have earned us a reputation as the premier solarmonitoring provider in North America.
As a result of our rapid growth, we have immediate openings for talented individuals with a passion for renewable energy and innovative technology to help us develop and market the next generation of solar PV monitoring solutions.
From time to time, you will be called upon for tech product and service recommendations; to manage and oversee network and phone system changes and upgrades; and to coordinate with contracted vendors as needed. You will make recommendations for equipment and software upgrades; migrate users to new computers on a three- to four-year upgrade cycle; and set up and deactivate user accounts and computers as needed.
Draker’s headquarters offer a comfortable work environment in a beautifully renovated, historic building with easy access to the lake, bike trails, restaurants, shops and other local attractions that have earned Burlington, Vt., the reputation of being the healthiest and most livable city in the U.S.
Additional responsibilities may be assigned as needs arise. Applicants must have experience with the following: PHP; PostgreSQL; Javascript; and Linux. Proficiency with the following would be preferred: Mac OS X; and Microsoft Office 2010 for Windows and 2011 for Mac, Windows 7 and Windows Server 2008.
We understand the need to balance work with personal time and offer a well-rounded benefit and compensation package.
Please send resume by Monday, August 29, 2011, to Jason Northrup, KSE Partners, resumes@ ksepartners.com. Please — no phone calls.
Please visit us at www.drakerlabs. com/company/jobs.
EOE
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Engineering Manager
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Nurse Manager
ASSOCIATE
“You become successful the moment you start moving towards a worthwhile goal.”
Seeking a self-directed individual interested in the opportunity to develop a new position that includes providing administrative supervision and oversight to nursing staff; insuring nursing coverage; providing professional nursing services to residents; overseeing provision of care in line with treatment plans; administering medications as prescribed; and providing clear and concise documentation.
CCS is seeking individuals to provide one-on-one inclusion supports to people with developmental disabilities. The following positions are available:
Dynamic, full-service law firm with offices in Burlington and Essex Junction seeks smart, energetic associate with 2-5 years experience to assist with busy residential and commercial real estate practice in its Essex Jct. office. Position will include all facets of transactional work and some litigation. Ideal candidate has excellent organizational and writing skills, and pays attention to detail.
25 hours per week, Monday, Wednesday, Thursday and Friday Dynamic and energetic person is needed to provide one-on-one supports to an individual with a developmental disability. Substitute Position Available: Enjoy a flexible position and make a positive impact in your community and on the lives of others. Please submit a letter of interest and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org. Champlain Community Services 512 Troy Avenue, Suite 1 Colchester, VT 05446 655-0511 Equal Opportunity Employer
Champlain Community Services
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Join the team at Gardener’s Supply Company! Gardener’s Supply is America’s leading catalog & web-based gardening company. We are proud of our products and loyal, growing customer base, and we support our business with leading edge e-commerce, operating system and database technologies. We work hard AND offer a fun place to work, with summer bocce games, BBQs, ping-pong tournaments, employee garden plots and much more! We also offer strong cultural values, competitive wages and outstanding benefits (ranging from a tremendous discount on plants & product, to actually owning shares of the company!).
Applications Development Manager Our IT team is looking for an individual that will manage, coach and lead the Applications Development Team. In this role, you and your team act as a collaborative business partner to our operating divisions, crafting innovative solutions to help us capture business opportunities. Essential skills of a successful candidate include strong business analysis, application design, project management and system architecture. We’re seeking a hands-on technical manager that has a passion for using technology to solve business problems. This person must have experience using development tools and architectures such as MS Dynamics AX, Visual Basic, SQL Server, ASP, Version Control, XML and W2008 Server. We are a 100% employee-owned company and an award winning and nationally recognized socially responsible business, voted one of Vermont’s “Best Places to Work.” Interested? Please send your cover letter & resumé to Gardener’s Supply Company, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington, VT 05401 or to jobs@gardeners.com.
Weekend Nurse Seeking an individual to provide professional nursing services to residents including overseeing provision of care in line with treatment plans; administering medications as prescribed; and providing clear and concise documentation. This position will be scheduled for 30 hours per week (10-hour shifts), Friday, Saturday and Sunday. Candidates should have an LPN or RN with current Vermont license and a minimum of two years’ experience as a registered nurse with current psychiatric and medical experience. The ideal candidate should be self-directed with the ability to effectively communicate with all levels of staff, with residents and their families, as well as with professionals in the medical and mental health fields. Individuals with a holistic view of wellness are encouraged to apply. Per diem opportunities for all shifts are also available.
Development and Communications Manager
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Second Spring operates under the parent company of Collaborative Solutions Corporation. Applications for all positions may be made to Lori Schober Oszterling at Second Spring, 118 Clark Rd., Williamstown, VT 05679, or via email to loris@cscorp.org. EOE
Local Motion’s Development and Communications Manager will work closely with the Executive Director to plan, manage, and execute a wide range of fundraising activities. We’re looking 6-CollaborativeSolutions-NURSING-081711.indd 1 8/15/11 4:30:08 PM for someone with at least three years of fundraising experience, passion for bike/ Energetic solution-focused counselor for dynamic public/private ped issues and great writing Employee Assistance Program (EAP). Senior clinical position providing short-term counseling, assessment and resources to skills. See job description for employees of public and private organizations. Based in Burlington. all the details! Strong team player with polished diplomatic skills. Requires www.localmotion.org/about/jobs master’s in counseling, psychology or social work with a minimum of two years of mental health counseling experience. Clinical licensure important. Competitive salary and excellent benefits.
SENIOR COUNSELOR
For more information about this position, please email steved@investeap.org. You must apply online to be considered. This is a State postion; the EAP program is both public and private nonprofit. Application deadline: August 24, 2011. O u r Mi S S i O n :
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The shift for this position will be a flexible and varied weekday schedule to provide best support to staff. Candidates should have an RN with current Vt. license and a minimum of two years’ experience as an RN with current psychiatric and medical experience. The ideal candidate would possess the ability to effectively communicate with all levels of staff, with residents and their families, as well as with professionals in the medical and mental health fields. Individuals with a holistic view of wellness are encouraged to apply.
Send resume to Daniel P. O’Rourke, Esq., Bergeron, Paradis & Fitzpatrick, LLP, PO Box 174, Essex Jct., VT 05453, or dorourke@essex.bpflegal.com.
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The markeT’s lumber and building maTerials supplier
Marketing Specialist
GENDER EQUITY COORDINATOR
Curtis Lumber, the Champlain Valley’s Premier Lumber and Building Materials Dealer, is seeking an experienced marketing professional to develop, implement and track the success of the various marketing activites of our Northern Division. The ideal candidate will have extensive knowledge of web marketing, search engine optimization and traditional media as well as strong organizational skills.
Seeking a part-time Gender Equity Coordinator to join our Girls Programs Team to implement our Gender Equity Support Program at the Center for Technology, Essex. The coordinator is responsible for planning, delivering, and coordinating all aspects of this program.
This position will be based primarily in Burlington, but travel to Plattsburgh and our other locations is required at times.
The ideal candidate has experience with gender equity issues, nontraditional career fields, youth work, and program coordination. The position will be based in Chittenden County with travel required.
Curtis Lumber offers great benefits, top wages and a safe, fast-paced atmosphere. We are growth oriented and committed to giving our employees opportunities. Please send resume and cover letter to: Human Resources, Curtis Lumber Co., Inc., 140 Tom Miller Rd., Plattsburgh, NY 12901 Fax: (518) 561-2726, or apply online at www.curtislumber.com.
To apply, please send a resume and cover letter by September 1 to Lucy Comstock-Gay at lcomstockgay@vtworksforwomen.org. EOE
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services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:
SASH Coordinator Part time, 20 hours per week Richmond The primary function of the Support and Services at Home (SASH) Coordinator is to build trusting relationships with participants in SASH in order to develop a thorough knowledge of the SASH participants strengths and challenges as they pertain to remaining safely in their homes. The SASH Coordinator convenes the on-site SASH team on a regular basis to coordinate care and services to meet the needs of SASH participants. The goal of the SASH model is to enhance the coordination of person-centered health and wellness services in order to assist residents to remain in their homes as their health and functional needs change. QuAlifiCATionS: Must possess a bachelor’s degree in social work
or equivalent combination of background and experience. Previous experience coordinating services specifically for the senior or adult with disability client population is preferred. Knowledge of area resources and programs available to seniors and adults with disabilities, including transportation, health services, and recreational activities is essential.
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Professional Dog Groomer
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The Crate Escape, Too, provider of compassionate daycare and overnight boarding, is seeking a professional dog groomer to join our team. Equipment is provided. Salary to be negotiated. Please send cover letter and resume to tschey@ gmavt.net. No phone calls, please.
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Submit resume or application to CSC, HR, 412 Farrell St., Suite 100, So. Burlington, VT 05403, or fax to 802-863-6661, or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org, or visit us on the web at www.cathedralsquare.org for a list of current openings.
Send resume and cover letter indicating referral source to: Human Resources-WPTZ 553 Roosevelt Highway, Colchester, VT 05446 or email humanresources@wptz.com. WPTZ/WNNE, an equal opportunity employer, is dedicated to providing broad outreach regarding job vacancies at our station. We seek the help of local organizations in referring qualified applicants to us. Organizations that wish to receive our vacancy information should contact Amy Rundall at WPTZ/WNNE by calling (518) 561-5555 or (802) 655-0027, ext. 520 or email humanresources@wptz.com.
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INVESTIGATOR POSITION
Primary function of the cook is to prepare meals for our residents. Duties encompass all facets of kitchen operations including ordering, preparing, transporting, serving and cleaning up. Day and evening shifts available.
Seeking part-time and per diem Resident Assistants to work in our beautiful Assisted living Residence. He/she will assist residents with activities of daily living and assist the Resident Service Coordinator with conducting resident activities. Day, evening and night shifts available.
WPTZ-WNNE is looking for a competent Sales Assistant to provide support to our sales team. The right candidate will be proficient with MS Office and be able to learn industry-specific software. Key responsibilities include entering TV and digital spot orders for account executives and preparing sales presentations. This position also provides front desk reception coverage and manages mail/shipping/ supply ordering as necessary. EOE.
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Search reopened, Chittenden County Public Defender’s Office, Burlington, VT. Demanding criminal and juvenile caseload in a fast-paced office environment. Must be extremely well organized and able to work both independently and as part of a legal team. Duties may require irregular hours. Previous investigation experience required. Criminal investigation experience, legal knowledge and computer expertise strongly preferred. Full-time position with State benefits. Base pay $18.52/hour, but salary is negotiable depending on experience. EOE. Email resume, cover letter and references by Friday, August 26 to: Mary.Deaett@state.vt.us.
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Client Service Department PayData Payroll Services Inc. is looking for an additional team member. If you are goal oriented, have a strong work ethic, and have a desire to achieve knowledge and make a difference, PayData wants to meet you! We currently have an opening in our Client Service Department. Our Client Service Representatives produce payrolls for clients utilizing various import methods including data entry. In addition, our Client Service Representatives work closely with our clients to maintain the company and employee databases to ensure accurate payroll processing. Candidates must have prior customer service experience and experience handling a large volume of telephone calls. Prior payroll experience is required and working knowledge of the “Evolution” payroll software is desirable. Candidates should also possess strong communication and organizational skills, have proven troubleshooting skills, be able to adapt to new and changing technology, have speed and accuracy in data entry, and possess the ability to perform multiple tasks efficiently. Experience with Windows including Word, Excel, and Outlook is required.
Please send resume to Client Services Manager PayData Payroll Services Inc. P.O. Box 706 Essex Jct., VT 05453 hr@paydata.com
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Maintenance technician Full-time position available to provide both routine and complex maintenance support services to multiple sites throughout the state. This job is accountable for accomplishing tasks in the building trades, including but not limited to, electrical, plumbing, carpentry and HVAC. 3-5 years’ experience required. Skills required: construction and building trades, computer literacy, oral and written communication skills, hand and power tool operation, and equipment operation.
Developmental Services Developmental Services provides innovative supports to people with Developmental Disabilities and/or Autism Spectrum Disorders. Please contact our Staff Recruiter, Sue Smithson at 488-6533, and/or visit our HowardCenter.org website to learn more about this and other exciting professional opportunities. PrograM Manager, adult ServiceS Program managers act as team leaders to develop, plan and implement comprehensive services for adults with developmental disabilities or Autism Spectrum disorders. Responsibilities include management and oversight of residential, day, respite, clinical and crisis supports, including staff supervision. Management of individual budgets, strong advocacy skills and collaboration with various internal and external teams required. Experience with dual diagnosis, (MI/ MR) desired. Ideal candidates are creative self-starters who have a Bachelor’s degree in related field, valid driver’s license and dependable transportation, and can meet Federal QDDP requirements. Full time with comprehensive benefits working in vibrant downtown office. SPecialized coMMunity SuPPort Worker 18-year-old devoted history buff needs 20 afternoon hours of support. This successful high school student enjoys visits to Shelburne Museum and Shelburne Farms. Ideal candidate is soft spoken, well read, and able to offer clear guidance and support to this young man. Benefits-eligible position. intenSive coMMunity SuPPort Worker Very bright 18-year-old woman who enjoys various inside and outside activities needs 2:1 support in rural Chittenden County. Exciting opportunity to receive clinical supervision, participate in staff meetings, and work as part of dynamic and skilled team. Applicants must have exceptional crisis management skills and experience supporting individuals with PDD & MH co-occurring issues. These eyes-on positions require that staff remain standing during entire shift. Ongoing in-depth, paid trainings provided. Several positions available. Comprehensive benefits offered.
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Best Tile, a leading specialty retailer and tile/stone expert, is looking for an exceptional showroom salesperson to provide outstanding customer service. The ideal candidate is goal oriented, demonstrates sales acumen with customers, and possesses superior design knowledge and abilities. If you love working with customers to create beautiful designs with tile and stone, this is a place for you to build a rewarding career. We offer a comprehensive, flexible employee benefits package that includes medical/vision and dental coverage, a 401(k) savings plan and more. Applicants may apply in person or submit resume by fax: 802865-5025, or by email to besttilevermont@besttile.com. EEO/AA/Drug Free Workplace
coMMunity SuPPort clinician This position is responsible for ensuring that adequate case management services are provided administratively and clinically to an assigned caseload of persons with a major mental illness as well as those with dual diagnoses (co-occurring disorders) and to assist in serving other clients as covered by the team and/or program as needed. 1 to 2 years in a human services field, or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired. Must be able to speak in groups. Must be able to communicate in writing, learn computer word processing, and use computer software as required for documentation and data entry. Please visit our website at www.howardcentercareers.org for more details or to apply online. Applicants must apply for positions electronically. Paper applications are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Grants Administrator The High Meadows Fund, an environmental fund under the umbrella of the Vermont Community Foundation, is seeking a half-time (20 hours/wk.) Grants Administrator to provide administrative and communications support for our grantmaking. Information about the fund and a detailed job description are available at www.highmeadowsfund.org. Please send cover letter and resume to ssimonds@vermontcf.org. Application deadline: 5 p.m., Monday, September 5. EOE
Autumn Harp provides premium service and creative solutions in product development and manufacturing to the personal care market. We have the following positions available:
Mechanical Operator Day and Night Shift
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Our Mech-Ops work as line operators and also assist mechanics with setups, changeovers and preventative maintenance as assigned. Our ideal candidate is either a mechanic who is willing to work on the lines, or a line operator who has strong mechanical inclination. Must be able to perform exacting tasks by hand; lift 40-50 lb. loads; stand and walk for 12 hrs./day; work around hot-pour perfumes and fragrances daily and have average reading and math skills.
Registered Nurse needed to provide skilled care to patients in a home setting within the central Vermont area. Job entails multidisciplinary care coordination, application of state-of-the-art technologies, and direct one-on-one care resulting in meaningful patient relationships. Work for a home care organization committed to providing highquality care while helping patients achieve the highest degree of recovery, comfort and independence at home.
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The Team Leader will report to the Shift Supervisor and perform 8/15/11 duties as assigned that include: meeting the daily manufacturing1t-PleaceCreativeWeb081711.indd 1 schedule, helping workers with specific duties, solving problems and communicating daily manufacturing information to the production workers. The team leader needs to be familiar with 61 Pine St, Bristol, VT 05443 | | Fax: 802.453.6420 | | E-mail: jobs@autumnharp.com machinery and equipmentwww.and bep . coable to trouble-shoot as aut um nhar m necessary and as directed. Solid communication skills, attention to detail, ability to multitask and excellent follow-through are required is a small, independent school for this position. serving unique children and youth. We are recruiting individuals to join our Weigh Room Operators diverse staff. Positions start Duties include: weighing and measuring raw materials required for immediately. batchers. Must be very detail oriented, honest, respectful, reliable and willing to learn; able to perform exacting tasks by hand; able to stand and walk for 12 hrs./day; and able to work around hot-pour perfumes and fragrances on a daily basis.
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Materials Officer The Materials Officer reports to the Vice President of Research and Development and will be accountable for the management and compliance of all raw materials information. This detailoriented individual will perform duties as assigned that include gathering and distributing raw material information, data entry, processing regulatory paperwork and obtaining cost quotations. A bachelor’s degree in a science is strongly preferred, and some chemistry knowledge due to the technical nature of the information being manipulated. Solid communication skills, attention to detail, ability to multitask and excellent follow-through are required for this position. The most important attribute for working successfully at Autumn Harp is the ability to work harmoniously with other people, specifically to create a positive work environment. Become a member of this dynamic team as we continue to grow our product line. We offer a desirable and respectful workplace! We offer competitive compensation, generous benefits, and a truly great place to work. Please send a cover letter and resume to:
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32-hr. workweek, yet paid for 37.5 hrs. Full-time benefits package eligibility. Working hours Mon. thru Thurs. from noon to 8 p.m. On-call responsibility from 8 p.m. to 7:30 a.m., Mon. through Thurs. Current Vt. RN license in good standing required. BSN preferred. Minimum two years’ med/surg experience required. Valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle required To apply, go to www.cvhhh.org to download an application and mail to our Human Resources Department. EOE Central Vermont Home Health and Hospice 600 Granger Road Barre,VT 05641
Help students develop positive relationships, trust, and the academic, social and communication skills necessary to be successful in life; support students in class, employment and community activities; monitor5v-CVHHH-081711.indd students’ emotional states and implement behavioral strategies. An associate’s degree or five years’ experience after high school preferred. Candidates must have a valid driver’s license and reliable vehicle. Criminal record checks will be conducted for final candidates. Submit a resume to:
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PHYSICAL THERAPIST Full or part time. Join the dynamic Rehab Team at The Manor in Morrisville. We are a state and national award-winning nursing home, residential care and short-term rehab facility. We offer a generous wage and benefits package, including a 403(b) retirement plan. Per-diem positions available for Occupational Therapist, OT Assistant, PT, and PT Assistant. For more information, please contact Human Resources, The Manor, 577 Washington Highway, Morrisville, VT 05661. 802-888-8700, or email swladkowski@themanorvt.org.
Project Services Manager
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Vermont Fuel Efficiency Partnership seeks a self-motivated person to lead design and implementation of “deep energy retrofit” improvements on multifamily housing statewide. Understanding of building systems and energy performance, ability to motivate people and achieve results required. Excellent communication, organization, business computer skills, statewide travel and building inspection skills necessary. VFEP is a collaboration of Weatherization Program providers, affordable housing agencies and efficiency programs. We offer excellent benefits, competitive pay and the chance to work with leaders in the industry. Submit cover letter and resume by August 29th, 2011 to: Central Vermont Community Action Council, Inc. Human Resources, 195 US Route 302 - Berlin, Barre, VT 05641, or email to: cvcachr@cvcac.org. For more details and to view a complete job description visit our website at www.cvcac.org.
Full-Time Cleaning Person Maple Leaf Farm is seeking a full-time cleaning person. Will work as part of a team cleaning a 39-bed, sixbuilding substance-abuse facility. Duties include dusting, vacuuming, mopping and general sanitation of entire facility. This position includes an excellent benefit package. Starting pay $12.24 per hour. Please send resume and salary requirements to: Scott Ovitt, Facility Manager Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc. 10 Maple Leaf Rd. Underhill, VT 05489
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VPQHC serves as the principle statewide resource for expertise, leadership and technical assistance in healthcare quality improvement and measurement providing independent expertise to hospitals, practitioners, the public sector and consumers, and provides technical assistance to many local and statewide quality projects. We are looking for candidates with 7-10 years of experience working in senior leadership roles within the health care sector, along with an advanced degree in health care or health care administration. A strong understanding of health care quality improvement methodology and data analysis is required, along with a demonstrated ability to provide strategic vision and leadership for a nonprofit organization. The candidate must be proficient with current information technology and have experience working with Boards. Please respond with a cover letter and resume to Barbara Church and Keith Engle, Church, Engle & Associates, info@churchengle.com, or call 1.802.434.4416. www.churchengle.com.
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Keurig Production Supervisors are responsible for the overall operating performance of the Keurig lines. The roles work with the Site Manager to streamline the efficiency and quality of production. Available shifts are Monday-Thursday, 4 p.m.-2:30 a.m. and Friday-Sunday, 6 a.m.- 6:30 p.m. and 6 p.m.- 6:30 a.m.
KEURIG MACHINE OPERATORS Essex and Williston
Keurig Machine Operators are responsible for operating a machine to maximize production and maintain GMCR’s high standard of quality. Available shifts at both locations are Friday - Sunday, 6 a.m. - 6:30 p.m. and 6 p.m.- 6:30 a.m., and Monday - Thursday, 4 p.m.-2:30 a.m.
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Vermont Program for Quality in Health Care Montpelier, Vermont Our client, the Vermont Program for Quality in Health Care (VPQHC), is seeking an experienced Executive Director to be responsible for the visionary leadership and advancement of the Vermont Program for Quality in Health Care (VPQHC) and its mission to improve health care quality in Vermont. This position provides administrative oversight of program and support services and assists the board with long-range and strategic planning. The Executive Director will build upon VPQHC’s strong reputation, talented staff and data-driven approach to quality improvement in health care and will provide strategic management and approach healthcare reform efforts with honest conversation, transparent analysis of data and a focus on quality outcomes for consumers.
PRODUCTION SUPERVISORS
Essex, Williston and Waterbury Phone: 802-899-2911 Fax: 802-899-3617 Email: info@mapleleaf.org EOE
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Our NAEYC-accredited center is seeking flexible, professional and enthusiastic, full-time teachers. Interested candidates must have a willingness to grow and learn within the ECE field and as part of a committed team. Candidates should be strong communicators and possess a passion to work alongside children and families. Requirements: Prior experience and/or degree in early childhood education. Send resume and cover letter to ccc@gmavt. net, or contact Nancy Elder at 425-3328.
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Material Handlers are responsible for timely and accurate execution of receiving, staging, storing and shipping items using material handling equipment. Available shifts in Essex are 4 p.m. -.2:30 a.m., MondayThursday, and Friday-Sunday, 6 p.m. - 6:30 a.m. Available shifts in Williston are Friday-Sunday, 6 p.m. - 6:30 a.m., and Monday - Thursday, 4 p.m. - 2:30 a.m. Available shifts in Waterbury are Monday - Friday, 7 a.m. 3:30 p.m., Sunday- Wednesday, 5 a.m.-3 p.m. and 3 p.m.-1 a.m., Thursday –Saturday, 5 a.m.-5 p.m. and 5 p.m.-5 a.m.
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COFFEE PROCESSING COORDINATORS Williston
Coffee Processing Coordinators will be trained in the coffee processing steps including green bean receiving, green bean loading, grinding, blending and flavoring. Available shifts are Friday-Sunday, 6 a.m.-6:30 p.m. and 6 p.m.-6:30 a.m., and Monday-Thursday, 4 p.m.-2:30 a.m.
KEURIG MACHINE OPERATOR TRAINERS Williston
Keurig Trainers are responsible for the training and certification of Keurig Packaging Operators who are responsible for operating equipment stations. Available shifts are Friday-Sunday, 6 p.m.-6:30 a.m., and 6 a.m.-6:30 p.m., and Monday-Thursday, 4 p.m.-2:30 a.m.
If you’re interested in applying for these positions, or for more information and many other opportunities, please apply online at WWW.GREENMOUNTAINCOFFEE.COM/CAREERS. GMCR is an E-Verify employer.
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food The local focus is a given for vendors specializing in Vermont products. But one brand-new client of New World, Charles Kerchner, has started a partnership with Metivier expects to be able to bottle all of a far broader reach. While his Kerchner the mustard’s company’s products. Artisan Chocolate is new on the scene — Michele Carson of Vermont Pickle Kerchner says he expects to launch the doesn’t have the luxury of paying someone products this November at the Burlington else to make her healthy treats. Her grown Farmers Market, at Vermont Food & Gifts stepson puts in 18-hour shifts of prep, and and online — it’s been in the making for Carson finds enough time away from her close to a decade. full-time job at Fletcher Allen Health Care to Kerchner, a forest carbon specialist, spend 10 hours a week curing carrots, snap joined the Peace Corps in 2001 and spent peas and garlic in a brand-new evaporator. two years working with cacao farmers When Carson arrives at New World’s in the Dominican Republic to help them kitchen on a recent blistering Wednesday, gain organic certification and market their the machine, which she uses for water- product. Since returning to the United bath curing, is surrounded by a sticky slick States, he has continued to partner with of maple syrup. The hot kitchen air is thick his farmer friends, who provide the beans with eye-burning habanero on which he has practiced fumes that make Carson his bean-to-bar chocolateand Vermont Food & Gifts making skills. As he apclerk Robyn Little cough as proaches the release date they clean the evaporator. of his chocolate chunks and Maniscalco has just finished bars, Kerchner and his busipreparing a batch of his haness partner, Ted Blood, banero-infused maple syrups, spend much of their time which Island Homemade in New World’s kitchen, Ice Cream began using in roasting beans and grinding a spicy-sweet scoop at the them for up to 35 hours in Vermont Brewers Festival the industrial mélanger at this summer. the front of the space. As the kitchen’s business Just as local products grows, Little’s gift-shop job offer a taste of Vermont’s has expanded to include asterroir, Kerchner’s singleRobY N Lit tLE, NEw sisting there. She says that, woRLD commE RciAL eco-region chocolates have despite the inconveniences of KitchE N & b AKERY distinctive flavors of cherry dividing space and equipment and citrus — a far cry from among nine regular producthe homogenous taste of ers (and more on the way), New World’s multiple-origin chocolates. Kerchner says kitchen is becoming a community. “People the business not only helps the farmers are always courteous and willing to share support their families, but gives him an food and ideas — but not recipes,” she says. opportunity to work with them to develop “In the food industry, everyone knows carbon offsets. Having conceived the someone else,” adds Metivier. “We have a venture as a “climate-change mitigation chain of more and more people coming in.” strategy” and delicious proposition in one, Surprisingly, Metivier claims these he notes that his goal “is to eventually have close quarters don’t breed competition. this be a full-time gig.” In fact, she says that she and her husband Most of the producers who use New have become close with Tom and Linda World echo the last sentiment. Carson Fountain-Provost of Vergennes, who make launched Rattlesnake Ridge Country their Profoun Salsa at New World. Gourmet — now called Vermont Pickle As the kitchen’s clients gain stability — in 1994, when she was unemployed. as a group, they also find more opportuni- Though the business has been a success — ties for cooperation. “We all order glasses her award-winning pickles are available at together and get a better rate for shipping specialty stores, farmers markets, Shaw’s as well as [for] ingredients. We’ll all try to and Price Chopper — Carson still needs buy [ingredients] in bulk to save money,” the income from her day job. Ditto Randi says Metivier. Kay Metivier, who works part time at Areef Areef, who owns Nadia Sally’s Flower Shop, just a few doors away International Halal Market next door from her Winooski store. to New World’s kitchen, helps out, too; But, as the demand for healthy, organic he buys produce and specialty supplies Vermont products grows, chances are that for the food makers on his weekly runs at least one big success story will spring to Boston. In season, Metivier prefers to from New World Commercial Kitchen & purchase local produce from Sam Mazza’s Bakery. m Farm Market in Colchester. Maniscalco grows many of his own chiles and gets Vermont Food & Gifts and New World others from Half Pint Farm in Burlington, Commercial Kitchen & Bakery, 325 Foote Brook Farm in Johnson and Gaylord Main Street, Suite 1, Winooski. 489-0481 Farm in Waitsfield.
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GROUNDS FOR HEALTH CAR WASH: Rides get squeaky clean at an annual festival of soap benefiting Grounds for Health, a local nonprofit focused on cervical cancer prevention and treatment. Waterbury-Stowe Amtrak Station, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 241-4146.
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ORIGAMI CLASS: Don Shall of Paperworks teaches paper folders an ancient art. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.
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BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: Lit lovers gather at the oldest conference of its kind. The 10day run includes workshops, lectures, classes and readings related to writing. Bread Loaf Campus, Ripton, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Lectures and readings are free and open to the public; see middlebury.edu for schedule. Info, 443-5286 or 443-2700.
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VERMONT WOOD PRODUCTS INDUSTRY SYMPOSIUM: Presentations, panels and roundtable discussions consider changes in the forestproducts sector. Capitol Plaza, Montpelier, 9 a.m.4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 747-7900.
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BURLINGTON EVENING BRIDAL SHOW: Blushing brides-to-be scope out qualified wedding pros while sampling cake and the chocolate fountain. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $5-6. Info, 459-2897. CHITTENDEN COUNTY REGIONAL PLANNING COMMISSION MEETING: The public is invited to attend the regular gathering of this organization fostering development and preserving physical and human resources in Chittenden County. Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 846-4490, ext. 21.
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INTERNATIONAL BALLOON FESTIVAL OF SAINTJEAN-SUR-RICHELIEU: International superstars, big names from the Québec arts scene, emerging artists and whimsical characters perform at this fête of floating hot-air balloons. 5 Chemin de l’Aeroport, Saint-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Québec, Canada, 1:30 p.m. $13-49 nine-day passport; $7-25 day ticket; $49-59 family pass; $170-210 balloon flight. Info, 450-346-6000. ORLEANS COUNTY FAIR: In its 144th year, this celebration includes antiques and horse shows, 4-H competitions, a demolition derby, and a tractor pull. Barton Fairgrounds, 8 a.m. Call for price. Info, 525-3555. VERMONT FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: A whoppin’ five-week festival boasts art exhibits, performances and workshops celebrating painting, poetry, crafts, culinary arts and everything in between. Visit vermontartfest.com for details. Various locations, Mad River Valley, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Various prices. Info, 496-6682, info@vermontartfest.com.
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Shuffle, Play What do you get when you pair a fiery harp blower with a cool blues legend? The opening act of the first-ever Peacham Acoustic Music Festival. In a Friday evening concert, Chicago harmonica man Matthew Skoller and New York guitar king Bill Sims Jr. pool their talents — a theme, of sorts, for the fest as a whole. Just look at Saturday’s band scramble. Participating musicians are randomly lumped together and challenged to arrange a tune and compete later the same day. If you can’t hack it, hightail it to a jam session PEACHAM ACOUSTIC MUSIC FESTIVAL Friday, August 19, noon to midnight, and Saturday, or a concert by any of the August 20, 8 a.m. to midnight, various locations, festival’s other headliners Peacham. $21-26 for Friday concert; $11-13 for Friday — Nightingale (pictured), contra dance; $11-16 for Saturday day pass; $26-31 for Saturday concert. Info, 592-3140. pamfest.com Bob Amos and the Wright Family, to name a few.
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‘THE NAMES OF LOVE’: Talk about making love, not war: A young liberal activist converts her political opponents by sleeping with them in Michel Leclerc’s French comedy. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. & 4 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘THE TRIP’: When his girlfriend backs out, a restaurant critic is forced to bring his obnoxious best friend along on a tour of the English countryside in Michael Winterbottom’s 2010 comedy. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. & 4 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.
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BARRE FARMERS MARKET: Crafters, bakers and farmers share their goods in the center of the town. Main Street, Barre, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, barrefarmersmarket@gmail.com.
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Classical Act These days, there isn’t a classicalmusic group in the world not thinking about how to attract younger listeners, who seem to prefer Bieber to Brahms. The Lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival seems to be onto something. Its nine-day lineup intersperses enduring masterworks with young composers’ pieces that are so new, they’ll be read aloud by festival musicians in a public sounding board. Organized by violin virtuoso Soovin Kim — who honed his skills with the Vermont Youth Orchestra — the festival concerts, master classes and listening clubs feature chamber champs such as composer David Ludwig and Guarneri String Quartet violinist John Dalley.
LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL Saturday, August 20, through Sunday, August 28, various locations, Colchester and Burlington. Various prices. View calendar listings for details. Info, 846-2175. lccmf.org
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SENIOR EMPLOYMENT & ECONOMIC SECURITY SUMMIT: Vermont’s Congressional delegation, state leaders and organizations that serve the senior population unite to raise awareness of the services available for seniors. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 439-3307, ext. 22.
HISTORIC TOURS: Wander the turrets and balconies of this 19th-century castle boasting brick and marble façades, three floors, and 32 rooms. Wilson Castle, Proctor, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $10. Info, 773-3284, wilsoncastle@aol.com.
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COMMUNITY BIKE SHOP: Cycle fanatics fix up their rides with help from neighbors and BRV staff. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 264-9687.
CONCEPTS IN SHOESTRING PERMACULTURE: Speaker Matthew Delorey explains how to save thousands by creating an edible food forest on a thrifty budget. He’ll cover landscaping for heating or cooling, using plants as fertilizers, and more. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 498-3277, cornerstonepermaculture@ gmail.com.
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Time and again, Frank Loesser’s Guys and Dolls has proven itself to be a play with heart — from its soaring score with lines such as “I love you a bushel and a peck” to its lovable gamblers and their romantic follies. “At its essence, it’s about men and women misunderstanding each other,” says Unadilla Theatre director Caleb Pitkin. Though the cast of high rollers (“one dozen genuine sinners”), chorus gals and missionaries represents a bygone New York, the musical’s real game of chance — love — makes it timeless. Throw in ear-catching tunes such as “Adelaide’s Lament,” and it’s a sure bet.
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orget the pumpkin carriage, fairy godmother and glass slipper. The 1817 opera La Cenerentola, ossia La Bontà in Trionfo (Cinderella, or Goodness Triumphant) does away with the fairy tale’s special effects, but keeps the magic in the form of enchanting coloratura melodies packed with vocal leaps, runs and trills. Composed in just three weeks by a 25-year-old Gioachino Rossini, the spellbinding score and orchestral storm made waves in Italy before being relatively forgotten until the middle of the 20th century — a result of the rarity of contralto or mezzo-soprano voices to sing the lead role. JoAna Rusche plays the heroine in Opera North’s rendition of the charming love story.
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morning meDitation: Get your “daily drop of Dharma” in a sitting session with Amy Miller. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.
yoga ClaSS: Gentle stretches improve core strength and flexibility. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.
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CraftSBury ChamBer playerS mini ConCertS: Little ones take in classical compositions with their adult companions. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443. enoSBurg playgroup: Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing activities and more. American Legion, Enosburg Falls, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.
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muSiC on the porCh: The Rich Don on the Hill Jazz Trio lend swing stylings to a picnic on the porch. Waterbury Station, Green Mountain Coffee Visitor Center & Café, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; nonperishable-food-item donations accepted for the Waterbury Food Shelf. Info, 882-2700.
wooDStoCK farmerS marKet: Flowers, meats, mushrooms, quail eggs, vegetables and more are readily available thanks to 30 vendors. Woodstock Village Green, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3555.
nia DanCe ClaSS: Eclectic music and a fusion fitness workout engage the whole body. Open Sky Studio, Bristol, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 273-2312.
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CraftSBury ChamBer playerS: World-class musicians explore classical compositions by Villa-Lobos, Bartók and Walton. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $8-22; free for ages 12 and under. Info, 800-639-3443.
village harmony teen worlD muSiC enSemBle: Singers perform music traditions from around the world. Thetford Hill Church, 7:30 p.m. $5-10 suggested donation. Info, 785-3133.
BlooD-preSSure SCreening: A Fletcher Allen Health Care team member checks the state of this vital sign. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.
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ColD Country BluegraSS: A five-piece band demonstrates pickin’ under the stars. B-Side Playground, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7-8:30 p.m. $2-3. Info, 244-7103.
South hero farmerS marKet: Foodies take advantage of fresh-from-the-farm fare and other local goodies. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3291.
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ChriS Conte: A singer and bassist croons jazz standards as part of Depot Theatre’s Tonight Only series. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12. Info, 518-962-4449.
moving & grooving with ChriStine: Young ones jam out to rock-and-roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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Capital City BanD: Community band members toot their own horns in marches and old-time, patriotic and popular songs at an outdoor concert next to the Pavilion Office Building. Vermont Statehouse lawn, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7069.
guiDeD nature walK: Tread the Champlain Trail to the Button Point Nature Center with the park interpreter. Meet at the picnic shelter in the day-use area. Button Bay State Park, Vergennes, 10-11 a.m. Regular park day-use fee, $2-3. Info, 475-2377. heroiC Corn maze aDventure: Test your Fort Ticonderoga history by solving a six-acre puzzle in the cornstalks. Fort Ticonderoga, N.Y., 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $7-10. Info, 518-585-2821. maKing traCKS & Seeing SKinS: Explorers look for signs of furry friends and collect footprints with plaster of Paris track casts. Meet at the Nature Center. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4-5 p.m. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103. the great vermont Corn maze: Weather permitting, an 8.5-acre maze of maize lures labyrinth lovers outstanding in their field. 1404 Wheelock Rd., Danville, 10 a.m. $9-12; free for ages 4 and under. Info, 748-1399, info@vermontcornmaze.com. wagon-riDe weDneSDay: Riders lounge in sweet-smelling hay on scenic, horse-drawn routes. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.
seminars
Survival worKShop: There’s more to survival than learning to live off the land. A series of workshops about health, food, shelter, community building and personal protection center on building a structure that can withstand almost anything. Private home, Hardwick, noon-3 p.m. Free; preregister; call for specific location. Info, 272-3228, becomealivenow@gmail.com.
sport
vermont laKe monSterS: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Mahoning Valley Scrappers. Centennial Field, Burlington, 7:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200.
talks
‘53 BraDforD BarnS’: A slide presentation with photos by Anthony Brainerd illustrates the results of a 2009-10 barn census. Auditorium, Bradford Academy, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4423.
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Green Mountain ColleGe MorninG Speaker SerieS: Associate professor of anthropology Mark Dailey shares a firsthand perspective of “Culture Change in Contemporary China.” The Station, Poultney, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 287-8926. inStitute for lifelonG eduCation at dartMouth SuMMer leCture SerieS: Experts from a variety of fields come together to explore “Corruption: Pervasive, Persistent and Virulent” in government, sports, Wall Street and religion. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 9 a.m.-noon. $20. Info, 603646-0154, ilead@dartmouth.edu. YeSterMorrow SuMMer leCture SerieS: Architect Carey Clouse talks about how the integration of social justice and environmental stewardship has focused many rebuilding efforts in postKatrina New Orleans. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.
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‘a funnY thinG happened on the waY to the foruM’: A slave hopes to earn his freedom by helping his master win the heart of a beautiful courtesan in this hilarious Stephen Sondheim musical. Weston Playhouse, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. Call for price. Info, 824-5288. CirCuS SMirkuS BiG top tour: Acrobatics, tumbling feats, high-wire high jinks and general clowning around come together in “Frontpage Follies: Big Top Big News!” Montpelier High School, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. $16-20; free for kids under 2. Info, 533-7443. ‘let it Be art’: Ronald Rand stars in this one-act play about theater visionary Harold Clurman. United Church of Christ, Greensboro, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 533-7487, greensboroarts@gmail.com. ‘oklahoMa!’: Rodgers & Hammerstein’s two-act musical follows the budding romance between a cowboy and a farm girl in 1906. Town Hall Theatre, Akeley Memorial Building, Stowe, 8 p.m. $10-20. Info, 253-3961, tickets@stowetheatre.com. ‘the alienS’: Annie Baker’s highly acclaimed play meets its Vermont premiere in this Weston Playhouse production about two young slackers trying to figure out their future. Weston Rod & Gun Club, 7:30 p.m. Tickets start at $24. Info, 824-5288. ‘the MarriaGe of fiGaro’: Wedding-day commotion is at the heart of Mozart’s beloved comic opera, presented by Opera North. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-85. Info, 603-448-4141.
Bread loaf writerS’ ConferenCe: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.
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‘aMBiGuouS BarCode’: San Francisco-turnedVermont company Double Vision fuses contemporary dance with interactive video and other artistic touches. Phantom Theater, Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-5997, kate@phantomtheater. info. Contra danCe: Caller Nancy Turner organizes feet in soft-soled shoes to tunes by the Turning Stile. Musicians are welcome to join the band. Pierce Hall Community Center, Rochester, 7:30-10 p.m. $5-8. Info, 617-721-6743.
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BaSiC Bike MaintenanCe: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of bicycle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside survival skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. hiStoriC tourS: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Mount ManSfield SCale ModelerS: Hobbyists break out the superglue and sweat the small stuff at a miniature-construction skill swap. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0765. SuMMerVale: Folks show farms and farmers a little love at a weekly educational gathering filled with food, Zero Gravity brews and music. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free admission; cost of food and drink. Info, 660-0440.
fairs & festivals
international Balloon feStiVal of SaintJean-Sur-riChelieu: See WED.17, 1:30 p.m. liBerate MuSiC & YoGa feStiVal: Stretch it out between sets of music by participating in this ecofriendly fest’s yoga workshops. The music lineup includes Conspirator featuring Chris Michetti, Rubblebucket, Twiddle, Primate Fiasco and more. 845 Poor Farm Rd., Sheldon, noon-midnight. $40105; free for kids under 12. Info, 999-3589. orleanS CountY fair: See WED.17, 8 a.m. VerMont feStiVal of the artS: See WED.17, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
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SuMMer SCi-fi filM SerieS: Back on the big screen this week: the 1953 alien flick It Came from Outer Space. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 382-9222.
GreenSBoro farMerS Market: On the shores of Caspian Lake, shoppers find a bounty of seasonal fruits and veggies, meats, breads, and baked goods. Town Hall Green, Greensboro, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455. hineSBurG farMerS Market: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, 3:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, info@hinesburglionsfarmersmarket.org. JeriCho farMerS Market: Passersby graze through locally grown veggies, pasture-raised meats, area wines and handmade crafts. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 3439778, millsriversidemarket@gmail.com.
South roYalton farMerS Market: Various vendors peddle locally grown agricultural goods and unique crafts. Town Green, South Royalton, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087. waterBurY farMerS Market: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and edible inspirations at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4371, info@waterburyfarmersmarket.com. willouGhBY lake farMerS & artiSan Market: Performances by local musicians join produce, eggs, gemstone jewelry, wind chimes and more to lure buyers throughout the warm months. 1975 Route 5A, Westmore, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 525-8842.
health & fitness
arMChair aeroBiCS: Seniors boost their circulation, stamina and muscle strength without leaving their chairs. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 658-3585. MorninG Meditation: See WED.17, 7-8 a.m.
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CraftSBurY ChaMBer plaYerS Mini ConCertS: See WED.17, Fellowship Hall, Greensboro United Church of Christ, 2 p.m.
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eat on the wild Side: wild ediBle harVeSt & preparation: Folks prepare several dishes from the edible landscape while learning about plant identification, principles of sustainable wild harvesting and more. Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury, 6-8 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 456-8122.
Middle SChool Book Group: Readers reflect on Brian Selznick’s The Invention of Hugo Cabret. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420, fairfaxlibrarian@gmail.com. MontGoMerY plaYGroup: Little ones up to age 2 exercise their bodies and their minds in the company of adult caregivers. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. MuSiC with raphael: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
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Brown BaG SuMMer ConCert SerieS: Green Mountain Swing play for the lunch crowd. Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-9604. THU.18
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fletCher allen farMerS Market: Locally sourced meats, vegetables, bakery items, breads and maple syrup give hospital employees and visitors the option to eat healthfully. Held outside. Fletcher Allen Hospital, Burlington, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-0797, tanya.mcdonald@vtmednet. org.
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GeorGia plaYGroup: Provided snacks offer an intermission to free play. Rain location: Georgia Youth Center. Town Beach, Georgia, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 527-5426.
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VBSr networkinG Get-toGether: Attendees hear stories of aspiring entrepreneurs and existing food businesses that take advantage of the Vermont Food Venture Center’s kitchen incubator at a Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility function. Vermont Food Venture Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8347, ritab@vbsr.org.
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farM & food tour: A caravan-style expedition to Hardwick-area farms and food businesses introduces visitors to a bustling agricultural community. Preregister. Center for Agricultural Economy, Hardwick, 10 a.m. $50; free for children 10 and under. Info, 472-5840.
CheSS CluB: Checkmate! Board-game players try to attack the king with sly strategies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $2-3. Info, 363-5803.
ClaSSiC aMeriCan BarBeCue & Grill 101: Arthur Shelmandine of It’s Arthur’s Fault! sauces and marinades gets all fired up about the science of grilling in an outdoor demo. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 8632569, ext. 1.
water-CheStnut pull: Canoers hand pull the invasive plants while learning about lake health and the wetlands. Snacks and equipment provided. The Nature Conservancy, West Haven, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 265-8645, ext. 30.
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donald h. wiCkMan: The author of A Very Fine Appearance: The Vermont Civil War Photographs of George Houghton discusses his subject. River Arts Center, Morrisville, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7617.
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peaChaM farMerS Market: Seasonal berries and produce mingle with homemade crafts and baked goods from the village. Academy Green, Peacham, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3061.
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new north end farMerS Market: Eaters stroll through an array of offerings, from sweet treats to farm-grown goods. Elks Lodge, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@ hotmail.com.
alBurGh plaYGroup: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Family Center, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.
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‘Year of the duCk’: The Waterbury Festival Players present a play-within-a-play scenario, where members of a small-town community theater play roles that seem to mirror real life. Waterbury Festival Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $25-27. Info, 498-3755.
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‘mad 4 musiC: loCally Grown’: Mad River Valley bands Phineas Gage, the Mad Mountain Scramblers and the Grift create bluegrass, rock, jazz and blues tunes under the same roof. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $12-15. Info, 496-8994.
‘iCe aGes, GlaCiers and fossils — oh my!’: What’s up with the whale bones found in Vermont? A short interpretive program addresses the dynamic geological history of Button Bay and the Lake Champlain Basin. Button Bay State Park, Vergennes, 3-3:30 p.m. Regular park day-use fee, $2-3. Info, 475-2377.
musiC at moose meadow: The Elysian Ensemble perform classical and jazz works for flute, cello and piano. Proceeds support Eleva Chamber Players’ educational programs. Moose Meadow Lodge, Waterbury, 6-9 p.m. $25-250 donation includes dinner reception. Info, 244-8354.
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rotary ConCerts in the Park: Jazzismo produce lively Latin jazz in the open air. Rain location: Thatcher Brook Primary School. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 882-2700.
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snow farm vineyard ConCert series: The Bone Killers serve up tunes by the grapevines. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, picnicking, 5 p.m.; music, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 372-9463.
Groovin’ on the Green ConCert series: Red Hot Juba sound out jazz and country on the grass. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100.
musiC festival of the ameriCas: In its 10th year, the chamber-music lineup highlights the talents of young musicians in selections ranging from opera to classical. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 8 p.m. $25-60. Info, 760-6797.
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‘sneezeGuard steals home’: The band sacrifices its drummer to the collegiate world after one last show of the season, right before the ball game. Centennial Field, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $7 general admission to the ballpark. Info, 598-4093.
heroiC Corn maze adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
mediCinal Plant walk: Clinical herbalist Jill Frink identifies medicinals at Two Rivers Center. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@ hungermountain.com. sunset aquadventure: Paddlers of all abilities relish the serenity of the Waterbury Reservoir. Meet at the Contact Station by 6:30 p.m. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3 includes boat rentals; registration required by 6 p.m.; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103. the Great vermont Corn maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m. water striders: Don your water shoes for an hourlong exploration of water power and the creatures that reside along the ever-changing Stevenson Brook. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2-3:15 p.m. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.
wildflower wander: Flora fans spy bloomers on a plant-identification walk. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m.-noon. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.
seminars
survival workshoP: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
sport
vermont lake monsters: See WED.17, 7:05 p.m. weekly soCial fun run: Pound the pavement with others on a four- to five-mile, reasonably paced outing. Skirack, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.
talks
fiona Patterson & Janie mardis: Two social workers start a discussion about the challenges and rewards of caregiving and receiving. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3585 . visitinG artist & writer series: The Vermont Studio Center hosts a visual presentation by sculptor Jean Shin. Lowe Lecture Hall, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.
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‘a funny thinG haPPened on the way to the forum’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘Cinderella’: Rossini’s opera eschews the wandwielding fairy godmother in favor of some magical music. Opera North presents. See calendar spotlight. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-85. Info, 603-448-4141.
CirCus smirkus biG toP tour: See WED.17, 2 p.m. & 7 p.m. ‘Guys and dolls’: Popular ditties such as “A Bushel and a Peck” thread through this upbeat musical about a parade of petty gamblers, street-corner sermonizers and other colorful characters. See calendar spotlight. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968. ‘mauritius’: Theresa Rebeck’s riveting thriller explores time, place and philately — aka stamp collecting. Dorset Theatre, 8 p.m. $20-45. Info, 867-2223. ‘oklahoma!’: See WED.17, 8 p.m. shakesPeare’s Globe london Cinema series: See the renowned theater in a broadcast presentation of one of the Bard’s history plays, Henry IV, Part II. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $15. Info, 660-9300. ‘ten-fest’: The Valley Players perform an annual lineup of 10-minute plays, ranging from the funny to the introspective, penned by 10 local authors. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $8-10. Info, 229-0112. ‘the aliens’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘the mousetraP’: QuarryWorks present Agatha Christie’s chilling murder mystery. Adamant Music School, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6978. theater master Class: Pace University drama professor Grant Kretchik dissects Tennessee Williams’ 1948 play Summer and Smoke. United Church of Christ, Greensboro, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 533-7487, greensboroarts@ gmail.com.
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‘Wicked city’: Film noir meets Greek tragedy in Depot Theatre’s campy musical. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y. 8 p.m. $25. Info, 518-962-4449. ‘year of the duck’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.
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Book talk: Bookstore staffers open up about their favorite summer reads for all ages. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 985-3999. Juliet Grey: The Vermont author of Becoming Marie Antoinette: A Novel offers a fresh perspective of the legendary ruler’s young life. Northshire Bookstore, Manchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 362-2200.
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tri-church yard Sale: The United Methodist Church, St. John’s Catholic Church and St. Mary’s Episcopal Church team up for an epic array of used items. Various locations, Northfield, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 485-8072, 485-8313 or 552-4780.
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Bread loaf WriterS’ conference: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.
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craft hour: Seniors sew and knit crafty creations for the home. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.
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‘amBiGuouS Barcode’: See THU.18, 8 p.m. arGentinean tanGo: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. Ballroom leSSon & dance Social: Singles and couples of all levels of experience take a twirl. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; open dancing, 8-10 p.m. $14. Info, 862-2269.
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hiStoric tourS: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. murder mySterieS live! 2011: Guests become detectives when a killing occurs at this dinner-theater party held in a spooky, historic castle. Wilson Castle, Proctor, 6 p.m. $30; ages 18 and up only; formal or period costume preferred; preregister. Info, 773-3284, rustytrom@aol.com.
Queen city GhoStWalk: Haunted Burlington author Thea Lewis shares chilling tales of mystery and madness in a spooky look at Burlington’s history. Burlington City Hall Park, 8-9 p.m. $14. Info, 351-1313.
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chelSea farmerS market: A long-standing town-green tradition supplies shoppers with meat, cheese, vegetables and fine crafts. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 685-9987, chelseacommunitymarket@gmail.com. chocolate-dippinG demo: See WED.17, 2 p.m.
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fair haven farmerS market: Community entertainment adds flair to farm produce, pickles, relishes and more. Fair Haven Park, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-282-9781, sherry12887@yahoo.com. five cornerS farmerS market: From natural meats to breads and wines, farmers share the bounty of the growing season at an open-air exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-6701, 5cornersfarmersmarket@ gmail.com. foodWayS fridayS: Historic recipes get a revival as folks learn how heirloom garden veggies become seasonal dishes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355. friday niGht cookout: Grill meisters serve up sausages, kosher franks, marinated portabellos, salmon cakes and “more ambiance than you can shake a fruit salad at.” Local cooks provide salads and desserts. Adamant Co-op, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $810. Info, 223-5760. hardWick farmerS market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh produce and handcrafted goods. Granite Street, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwickfarmersmarket@gmail.com.
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hartland farmerS market: Everything from freshly grown produce to specialty food abounds at outdoor stands highlighting the local plenitude. Hartland Public Library, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 4362500, hartlandfarmersmarket@gmail.com. ludloW farmerS market: Merchants divide a wealth of locally farmed products, artisanal eats and unique crafts. Front lawn, Okemo Mountain School, Ludlow, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 734-3829, lfmkt@tds.net.
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lyndonville farmerS market: A seasonal rotation of fresh fruit, veggies, meats, cheeses and more makes its way into shoppers’ hands, courtesy of more than 20 vendors. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail.com.
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pittSfield farmerS market: Villagers stock up on organic lamb, beef and goat meat, as well as Plymouth Artisan Cheese, fruits and preserves. Village Green, Pittsfield, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 746-8082. plainfield farmerS market: Bakers, growers and specialty-food producers provide an edible banquet featuring fresh veggies, meat, eggs, cannoli and kombucha. Mill Street Park, Plainfield, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 454-1856.
liBerate muSic & yoGa feStival: See THU.18, 9 a.m.-midnight.
richmond farmerS market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273, cmader@surfglobal.net.
market fair: A fresh-food farmers market meets an art-in-the-park-style fair with live music and entertainment. Home Depot Plaza, Rutland, 3-8 p.m. Free. Info, 558-6155.
Salad Supper: It’s summer and it’s hot. Steer clear of the kitchen by downing fresh greens with friends and neighbors. United Church of Hinesburg, 5 p.m. $5-9. Info, 482-3352.
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‘the douBle hour’: Speed dating leads to romance and a dark plot twist in Giuseppe Capotondi’s 2009 Italian crime drama. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.
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name that movie!: Cinemaddicts try to correctly title films by screening a barrage of short clips at happy hour. The CineClub, Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. $2.50. Info, 229-0598.
‘reJoice and Shout’: Don McGlynn’s 2010 documentary looks at the 200-year history of the music genre that spawned jazz, blues, soul and rap: gospel. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.
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luBBerland national dance company: Exuberant movers perform “12 Reasonable and Unreasonable Crying Dances.” Paper Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031.
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UVM Vineyard & Organic Orchard Open House: Oenophiles learn about harvesting apples and grapes in the Green Mountain State. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0475. Westford Farmers Market: Purveyors of produce and other edibles take a stand at outdoor stalls. Westford Common, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 524-7317, info@westfordfarmersmarketvt.org.
health & fitness
Acupuncture Consultations & Treatments: The work-weary relax with a therapy involving (very small) needles at the clinic’s first anniversary celebration. No appointment necessary. Vermont Community Acupuncture, Burlington, 1-7 p.m. Free. Info, 657-3700. Morning Meditation: See WED.17, 7-8 a.m.
Heroic Corn Maze Adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. ‘Name That Tree!’: Nature lovers take pointers from the branches and the leaves to ID several trunks in the park. Button Bay State Park, Vergennes, 2-2:45 p.m. Regular park day-use fee, $2-3. Info, 475-2377.
Swanton Playgroup: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.
The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m.
‘Willy Wonka Jr.’: Thirty-five Lost Nation Theater campers ages 9 to 17 draw audiences into Roald Dahl’s whimsical “world of pure imagination.” Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m. $5-10. Info, 229-0492.
Survival Workshop: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
Africa Jamono: The culture of West Africa comes alive through the drumming rhythms and sounds of Senegal, Mali, Guinea and Mauritania at this weekly rehearsal. North End Studio, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6713, info@vpal-us.org. SEVENDAYSvt.com
outdoors
‘Staying Found’: Are we there yet? Wilderness wanderers master the art of orienteering. B-Side Playground, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m.-noon. $2-3; call to confirm; bring a compass if you have one. Info, 244-7103.
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Walk to End Child Abuse: Burlington: Concerned community members raise awareness through a downtown stroll. Battery Park, Burlington, 10 a.m., registration begins at 8 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 223-5567.
‘Rango’: A chameleon (voiced by Johnny Depp) goes from life in the cage to adventures in the Wild West in Gore Verbinski’s 2011 animation. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
Tertulia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.
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The Starry Mountain Trio: Suzannah Park, Avery Brook and Gideon Crevoshay present an array of traditional and sacred songs from Appalachia, the British Isles, Corsica and more. Private home, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-15 suggested donation; preregister. Info, jafelli@yahoo.com.
Montgomery Tumble Time: Physical-fitness activities help build strong muscles. Montgomery Recreation Center, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.
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Owl Prowl & Night Ghost Hike: Flashlight holders spy denizens of the dark on a 1.8-mile journey to 120-year-old settlement ruins, where Vermont ghost tales await. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 6:45-8:45 p.m. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.
kids
Burlington Songwriters Group Concert: Local artists share the spotlight. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. $5. Info, 863-3982. Linda Radtke: The musician gives a costumed rundown of major state benchmarks in “Vermont History Through Song.” Grange Hall, North Hyde Park, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 888-2931. Music & Dancing: Shake a tail feather in the Red Barn to ditties by Jenni and the Jazz Junketeers. Mary’s Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 7-10 p.m. $10-12. Info, 453-2432. Music Festival of the Americas: See THU.18, 8 p.m. Myra Flynn: ‘For the Record’ CD Release Party: The Vermont neo-soul singer runs through 11 new, edgier tunes from her second album of original music. Zac Clark opens. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 863-5966. Peacham Acoustic Music Festival: Celtic traditions, old-time fiddle tunes, blues and bluegrass merge at this inaugural bash featuring a band scramble, jam sessions, gospel music and more.
fairs & festivals
See calendar spotlight. Various locations, Peacham, noon-midnight. $21-26 for Friday concert; $11-13 for Friday contra dance; $11-16 for Saturday day pass; $26-31 for Saturday concert. Info, 592-3140.
activism
agriculture
Kingdom Farm & Food Days: A celebration of regional food and agriculture includes farm tours, food workshops, a Local Foods Showcase, live music and an evening bonfire. Various Northeast Kingdom locations, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Most events are free or by donation; some small fees apply. Info, 472-5840. Open Farm Work Day: Citizen farmers get some hands-on experience in sheet mulching before a light meal. Peace of Earth Farm, Albany, 2-5 p.m. Free. Info, 755-6336.
art
Wood-Carving Demo: Visitors avid about avians see trees being whittled into models of various bird species. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. Free with regular admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.
bazaars
seminars
BCA Summer Artist Market: Local artisans display contemporary craft and fine-art objects as weather permits. Burlington City Hall Park, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166, kmacon@ ci.burlington.vt.us.
sport
Tri-Church Yard Sale: See FRI.19, 9 a.m.-3 p.m.
talks
Summer of Service Day: Volunteers take on projects to help town organizations before regrouping for an ice cream social. Milton Community Youth Coalition, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1009, mlawrence@miltonyouth.org.
Vermont Lake Monsters: See WED.17, 7:05 p.m.
Visiting Artist & Writer Series: The Vermont Studio Center hosts a visual presentation by painter Irving Petlin. Lowe Lecture Hall, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.
theater
‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘Guys and Dolls’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m. ‘Hairspray’: A plus-size girl with plus-size hair shakes up segregated 1960s Baltimore in this musical comedy produced by Act Three Theatricals. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 673-5762 or 673-5762. ‘Mauritius’: See THU.18, 8 p.m. ‘Oklahoma!’: See WED.17, 8 p.m. ‘Ten-Fest’: See THU.18, 8 p.m. ‘The Aliens’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Marriage of Figaro’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘The Mousetrap’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m. ‘Wicked City’: See THU.18, 8 p.m. ‘Year of the Duck’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.
words
Brown Bag Book Club: Readers gab about Richard Powers’ The Echo Maker at lunchtime. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:301:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
community
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Bark for Life: Canines and their owners help fight cancer in a noncompetitive, 1.5-mile walkathon supporting the American Cancer Society. Technology Park, South Burlington, 10 a.m. $10-25. Info, 872-6330.
Crafts & Trades of the 18th Century: Costumed reenactors turn back the clock as they share old-school skills for open-air cooking, sewing, shipbuilding, blacksmithing and more. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $6-10; free for members and kids under 5. Info, 475-2022. Historic Tours: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Historical & Architectural Tour of Downtown Burlington: Preservation Burlington guides illuminate interesting nooks and crannies of the Queen City. Meet at the southwest corner of Church and College streets, Burlington, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 522-8259. Historical Walking Tour: Architecture buffs ogle the capital city’s historic structures and learn about ongoing historic-preservation efforts. Meet at the kiosk on State and Elm streets, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Donations accepted. Info, adamkrakowski@uvm.edu. Queen City Ghostwalk: See FRI.19, 8-9 p.m.
Bennington Irish & Folk Festival: Southern Vermont’s verdant hills emulate the Emerald Isles at this family-friendly gathering offering tunes by the Makem & Spain Brothers, the McKrells, Hair of the Dog, the Gibson Brothers, and more. Colgate Park, Bennington, 11 a.m.-8 p.m. $20 per day; $35 per weekend; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 447-3900. International Balloon Festival of SaintJean-sur-Richelieu: See WED.17, noon. Liberate Music & Yoga Festival: See THU.18, 9 a.m.-midnight. Olde Craft & Psychic Faire: Interested in dowsing for water? Learn old-fashioned skills — from candle making to Tarot reading — at a celebration of the nearly lost arts of rural America. A Sacred Place, Canaan, N.H., 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $5. Info, 603523-4051, ragtimedog@yahoo.com. Orleans County Fair: See WED.17, 8 a.m. Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.17, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. White River Valley Historical Fair: Civil War artifacts augment demonstrations of traditional crafts such as flax spinning and flower pressing. Speakers discuss the state’s history in talks throughout the afternoon. Gymnasium, South Royalton School, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 234-5064.
film
Ben & Jerry’s Outdoor Movie Festival: Moviegoers get a cone fix while watching a flick under the stars at dusk. Ben & Jerry’s Factory, Waterbury, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 882-1240. Outdoor Movie Night: There’s no place like Essex Junction ... Cinephiles screen The Wizard of Oz on the green. Popcorn and drinks provided. Rain site: Essex Teen Center. Railroad Ave., Essex, 7:30 p.m. Free. ‘Rejoice and Shout’: See FRI.19, 9 p.m. ‘The Double Hour’: See FRI.19, 9 p.m.
food & drink
Bristol Farmers Market: Weekly music and kids’ activities add to the edible wares of local food and craft vendors. Town Green, Bristol, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-6796, bristolfarmersmarket@ gmail.com. Burlington Farmers Market: Dozens of vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Nolan deliver the tunes. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Caledonia Farmers Market: Growers, crafters and entertainers gather weekly at outdoor stands centered on local eats. 50 Railroad St., St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. 60 State St., Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com. Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.17, 2 p.m. Enosburg Falls Farmers Market: A morethan-20-year-old bazaar offers herbs, jellies, vegetables and just-baked goodies in the heart of the village. Lincoln Park, Enosburg Falls, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 933-4503. Grand Isle Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3291. Isle La Motte Farmers Market: The small town’s big bounty includes flowers, fresh produce, baked goods, specialty foods, crafts and more. Meadow View Nursery, Isle La Motte, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, farmersmarket@islelamotte.org.
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find select events on twitter @7dayscalendar Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@yahoo.com. Milton Farmers Market: Honey, jams and pies alike tempt seekers of produce, crafts and maple goodies. Milton Grange, 9:30 a.m.-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7734. Morrisville Farmers Market: Foodies stock up on local provender. On the green, Hannaford Supermarket & Pharmacy, Morrisville, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7053, hbirdfarm@yahoo.com. Mount Tom Farmers Market: Purveyors of garden-fresh crops, prepared foods and crafts set up shop for the morning. Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-2070, foxxfarm@aol.com. Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821. Norwich Farmers Market: Neighbors discover fruits, veggies and other riches of the land, not to mention baked goods, handmade crafts and local entertainment. Next to Fogg’s Hardware & Building Supply and the Bike Hub. Route 5 South, Norwich, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 384-7447, manager@norwichfarmersmarket.org. Open Winery Weekend: Through tours and tastings, visitors sample apples at their most refined in Vermont-made dessert wines. Eden Ice Cider Company, West Charleston, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 895-2838. Rutland County Farmers Market: Downtown strollers find high-quality fruits and veggies, mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods, and artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813. Shelburne Farmers Market: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the season’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 985-2472, info@sbpavt.org. Vermont Vineyard & Winery Open House Weekend: Got grapes? Wine connoisseurs take advantage of tours, tastings and activities throughout the state. Visit vermontgrapeandwinecouncil.com for details. Various locations statewide, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 893-2928.
Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly open-air affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 735-3860, christinamead@willistonfarmersmarket.com.
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Meet ‘Ladybug Girl’: Bug out! A polka-dotted beetle is the special guest at this party of stories, crafts and snacks. Phoenix Books, Essex, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Read to a Dog: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.
International Balloon Festival of SaintJean-sur-Richelieu: See WED.17, noon.
Circus Smirkus Big Top Tour: See WED.17, Circus Smirkus Barn, Greensboro, 7 p.m.
‘Willy Wonka Jr.’: See FRI.19, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.
‘Guys and Dolls’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m.
music
‘Hairspray’: See FRI.19, 7:30 p.m.
End of the Summa Humma: Alabama’s Iron Horse Bluegrass headline an all-day festival also featuring Plant Spirit Medicine Warrior, Fenibo, Kyla Koske, Alex Fenton, Goldtown, Tilth and the Pulse Prophets. A 50/50 raffle supports a woman’s battle with cancer. Rockingham Hill Farm, noon. $20 includes overnight camping. Info, 245-2928. Lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival: First Festival Saturday: Catch master classes with violinist Soovin Kim, cellist Edward Arron and pianist Helen Huang from 10 a.m. to noon. From 12:30 to 3 p.m., screen High Fidelity: Adventures of the Guarneri Quartet and chat with John Dalley and Soovin Kim at a listening club. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, $15-30. Info, 846-2175. Music Festival of the Americas: See THU.18, 8 p.m. Peacham Acoustic Music Festival: See FRI.19, 8 a.m.-midnight. Pro-Series Concert: Xiaohan Guo and Zhengyu Chen pair up on the violin and piano. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 7:30 p.m. $12-25. Info, 928-3364. The Dirty Dozen Brass Band: A beer garden, foods from the grill and outdoor lawn games accompany live tunes at the “Cooler in the Mountains” concert series. K-1 Base Lodge, Killington Grand Resort Hotel, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 422-2146. The Starry Mountain Trio: See FRI.19, 61 Prescott Rd., Etna. Info, starrymtsingers@gmail. com. Yang Bao: A young pianist gives a recital of pieces by Beethoven, Chopin and others. Proceeds support the Island Arts youth scholarship fund. North Hero Community Hall, 7 p.m. $20-25. Info, 863-5966.
outdoors
Heroic Corn Maze Adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m. Water Striders: See THU.18, 2-3:15 p.m.
‘Mauritius’: See THU.18, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘Oklahoma!’: See WED.17, 8 p.m. ‘Ten-Fest’: See THU.18, 8 p.m. ‘The Aliens’: See WED.17, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘The Alter-Ego of an Arab-American Assimiliationist’: New York Theatre Workshop professionals share a work-in-progress performance of Betty Shamieh’s wild drama about a prejudice- and phoniness-fighting belly dancer. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5 p.m. $6-10. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘The Mousetrap’: See THU.18, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. ‘Wicked City’: See THU.18, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘Year of the Duck’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘Your Blues Ain’t Sweet Like Mine’: New York Theatre Workshop professionals share a work-inprogress performance of Ruben Santiago-Hudson’s work about a dinner party where love, politics, race and history are on the menu. Warner Bentley Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, 603-646-2422.
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Field Day: Visitors wander the trial gardens, attend seed-production workshops and fill up at New England Culinary Institute’s Local Food Showcase as part of Kingdom Farm and Food Days. High Mowing Organic Seeds, Wolcott, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6174. Green Mountain Crop Mob: Hale and hearty volunteers join a guerrilla act of agriculture, building low tunnels over winter greens. Light lunch provided. New Leaf Organics, Bristol, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5458. Kingdom Farm & Food Days: See SAT.20, 10 a.m.-8 p.m.
dance
‘We Walk the Woods’: Stroll along a different portion of the lost Little River settlement each week. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11-11:45 a.m. $2-3; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.
Israeli Dance: Movers bring clean, soft-soled shoes and learn traditional circle or line dances. Partners not required. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7:25-9:30 p.m. $2; free to first-timers. Info, 888-5706, portico@stowevt.net.
seminars
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Survival Workshop: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
sport
Vermont Lake Monsters: The Green Mountain State’s minor-league baseball team bats against the Hudson Valley Renegades. Centennial Field, Burlington, 6:05 p.m. Individual game tickets, $5-8. Info, 655-4200.
talks
Howard Coffin: In “Vermont and the Civil War,” the historian and author offers a very local history. South Royalton School, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 767-4453. ‘The Future’s in the Dirt: The Challenges and Potential of Relocalizing Food Production’: Guest speaker Ben Jewitt, author of The Town That Food Saved: How One Community Found Vitality in Local Food, offers a short history of Hardwick and its recent agricultural renaissance. Discussion follows. Media Room CC207, Goddard College, Plainfield, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 454-8311.
2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: Interior designers and landscape architects have artfully redesigned this 20th-century B&B. Tour it to help raise money for seven charities. Juniper Hill Inn, Windsor, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $25. Info, 674-5273. Camera Walks at Shelburne Museum: Shutterbugs bring their own cameras while wandering the grounds with professional photographers as their guides. Shelburne Museum, 9-10:30 a.m. $10-15; preregister. Info, 985-3346. Crafts & Trades of the 18th Century: See SAT.20, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Historic Tours: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Kirtan Jam: Sing along to ancient mantras and rocking tunes at a free-form gathering. Bring musical instruments, picnic baskets, etc.; snacks provided. Battery Park, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 685-3415. Sunday Afternoons at Fisk Farm: An outdoor garden party includes refreshments and tea on the lawn, art and craft exhibits, and musical performances. Fisk Farm Art Center, Isle La Motte, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 928-3364.
Liberate Music & Yoga Festival: See THU.18, 9 a.m.-noon. Orleans County Fair: See WED.17, 8 a.m. Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.17, 8 a.m.-9 p.m. Vermont Grand Master’s Fair: A slew of openair festivities include a Shriner Parade, a horseshoe tournament, pony rides, live country music and a dunk tank. Addison County Fairgrounds, New Haven, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 393-8922.
film
‘Rejoice and Shout’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m. ‘The Double Hour’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m.
food & drink
Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.17, 2 p.m. Market Day: Fresh seasonal produce and artisanal foods showcase the bounty of local farms and kitchens. At 4 p.m., a buffet-style picnic features herb-roasted chicken, ratatouille and flatbread pizzas. Old Town Hall, Brookfield, 1-7 p.m. $8-20 for dinner; free for kids 5 and under. Info, 276-3939. Open Winery Weekend: See SAT.20, noon-5 p.m. Riverside Barbecue: Live music by Abby Jenne and the Enablers accompanies grilled favorites from the inn’s back garden at this Vermont Festival of the Arts event. The Pitcher Inn, Warren, noon-4 p.m. $20-40. Info, 496-6350. Stowe Farmers Market: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734, info@stowevtfarmersmarket.com. Summer Sampler: A spread of hors d’oeuvres, wines, desserts and coffee supports Dinners With Love, an organization that facilitates donations of quality restaurant meals to hospice patients and their families. Stroll between Café Provence and Sheri’s Diner, Brandon, 4-7 p.m. $20. Info, 465-8284 or 623-6383. T.N. Vail Clambake & Silent Auction: Diners sample the sea’s specialties at a dinner offering lobster, New England clam chowder, corn on the cob, roasted red potatoes, strawberry shortcake and more. Proceeds support student scholarships. Softball Field, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, silent auction and cocktails, 4 p.m.; dinner, 5:30 p.m. $60; RSVP. Info, 626-6458, jennifer.harris@ lyndonstate.edu. Vermont Vineyard & Winery Open House Weekend: See SAT.20, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Winooski Farmers Market: Area growers and bakers offer “more than just wild leeks.” On the green, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, winooskimarket@gmail.com.
kids
Read to a Dog: See SAT.20, 1-2 p.m. Sundays for Fledglings: Youngsters go avian crazy in hiking, acting, writing or exploring activities. Preregister. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. Free with museum admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.
language
French Conversation Group: Intermediate and advanced speakers of français use their words. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 347-569-4336, kevin@electrochemistry.be.
music
Cambridge Music Festival: The Joshua Panda Band, Myra Flynn, Sarah Wallis, This Valley Home, Dale & Darcy, and others perform at this 10-hourlong fête. Boyden Farm, Cambridge, noon-10 p.m. $20-25. Info, 730-2383. sun.21
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Summer Scavenger Hunt: Families tromp around in the woods and meadows, searching for natural clues, before meeting live Vermont raptors. Shelburne Farms, 10 a.m.-noon. $10-12 per adult/
‘Cinderella’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m.
Bennington Irish & Folk Festival: See SAT.20, 11 a.m.-6 p.m.
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Children’s Chicken Day: Learn about the chicken and the egg — no matter which came first. Kids check out newly hatched chicks and join themed activities at the operating dairy farm. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.
fairs & festivals
‘A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum’: See WED.17, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.
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Reducing Stress for a Better Life: Under pressure? Learn about the benefits of massage for the body, mind and spirit. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 238-5823.
‘The Little Mermaid’: The Missoula Children’s Theatre directs area children in a riff on this classic tale about a scaled woman who wants to walk. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., noon. & 3 p.m. $4-6. Info, 518-523-2512.
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Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734.
child pair; $5-7 for each additional child. Info, 985-8686.
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Cody Michaels: The award-winning pianist draws on his experience as a trail caretaker in “Conversations With Nature,” original works celebrating the cycles of life. United Church of Christ, Greensboro, 3-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 533-2223. Concerts on the Green: Local bands bring tunes to a grassy setting. Rain location: Danville United Methodist Church. Town Green, Danville, 7-9 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 626-8511. Folk-Music Concert: In honor of Helen Hartness Flanders, a pioneer of folk music in the U.S., Boston band Long Time Courting perform rich vocal arrangements and high-energy dance tunes. Pete Sutherland and friends join in. Partial proceeds support Middlebury’s Vermont Folklife Center. Old West Church, Calais, 4 p.m. $15. Info, 233-1015. Lake Champlain Chamber Music Festival: ‘The Poet’s Voice’: A string ensemble of notable players cues up Mozart’s Piano Quartet in G Minor, Dvořák’s Sextet in A Major and the world premiere of songs for soprano Hyunah Yu by David Ludwig. See calendar spotlight. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $15-30. Info, 846-2175. Organ Music: Lynnette Combs, George Matthew and Ann Rowell each sit down to play several pieces on the Rodgers Trillium organ. Shelburne United Methodist Church, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3981. Summer Concert Series: Bring a lawn chair or blanket to catch open-air tunes by the Strawhatters. Samuel de Champlain Center Stage. Rouses Point Civic Center, N.Y., 2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-297-2954, gerifavreau@yahoo.com. The Starry Mountain Trio: See FRI.19, United Church, Barton, 6:30 p.m. Info, 440-935-4747, gideon.crevoshay@gmail.com.
outdoors
‘Alien Invasion!’: Program participants learn about a few pesky invasive species currently waging battle on Vermont and Lake Champlain. Button Bay State Park, Vergennes, 2-2:45 p.m. Regular park day-use fee, $2-3. Info, 475-2377. Heroic Corn Maze Adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
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The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m. Trials Field Walk: Visitors stroll through the trial garden on a tour emphasizing the tomatoes, peppers, eggplant and melons. High Mowing Organic Seeds, Wolcott, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6174.
seminars
Survival Workshop: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
sport
Burlington Lakers Girls’ Soccer Club Tryouts: Chittenden County players pass the black-and-white ball at tryouts for Division 1 Competitive Travel Teams. Hazelett Field, Colchester, 4-7 p.m. Free; call for details. Info, 343-8887. Vermont Lake Monsters: See SAT.20, 1:05 p.m.
Man=Carrot Circus and the Uprisers’ Pageant. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 1 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031. Circus Smirkus Big Top Tour: See SAT.20, 1 p.m. & 6 p.m. ‘Guys and Dolls’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m. ‘Hairspray’: See FRI.19, 2 p.m. ‘Mauritius’: See THU.18, 3 p.m. ‘Ten-Fest’: See THU.18, 2 p.m. ‘The Aliens’: See WED.17, 3 p.m. ‘The Mousetrap’: See THU.18, 2 p.m. ‘Wicked City’: See THU.18, 5 p.m.
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Willard Sterne Randall: The author of Ethan Allen: His Life and Times offers a comprehensive portrait of the historical figure and his Green Mountain Boys. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4556.
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Farmer-to-Farmer Workshop Series: Current and aspiring farmers tour the raw-milk microdairy and learn about best practices for cow care and more in “From Cow to Customer: Producing Raw Milk for Direct Sale.” Bob-White Systems, South Royalton, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. $10-20; preregister. Info, 223-7222, shelby@ruralvermont.org.
dance
Swing Dance Class: Work on lindy-hop variations in separate lessons for beginners and intermediate dancers, followed by tunes and an open dance floor. Warren Public Library, 7:15-9:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 496-7014, gillianwd@yahoo.com. West Coast Swing Dance Class: Dancers of all ability levels twirl to the blues and a variety of other tunes at weekly lessons. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 388-1436, karencdance@comcast.net.
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2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: See SUN.21, noon-3 p.m. Historic Tours: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
fairs & festivals
Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.17, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
food & drink
Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.17, 2 p.m. Raw Cheeze Cake: No dairy, no gluten, no cooking? Instructor Linda Wooliever shows how to whip up this raw dessert. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain.com. The Art of Classic Spanish Paella: Fatherdaughter team Francisco and Dunia Partilo prepare traditional cuisine from España. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.
Women’s Adult Drop-In Sunday Soccer: Ladies — and sometimes gents — break a sweat while passing around the black-and-white ball at this coed-friendly gathering. Beginners are welcome. Rain location: Miller Community Recreation Center. Starr Farm Dog Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, 862-5091.
Thetford Farmers Market: Quilts and crafts supplement edible offerings of fruits and vegetables, honey, pastries, maple syrup, and more. Thetford Hill Green, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4404.
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Vincent Feeney: The author of Finnigans, Slaters and Stonepeggers: A History of the Irish in Vermont educates on the influx of Irish immigrants in the mid-1800s. Warren Public Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 583-1935.
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Bread and Puppet Circus & Pageant: Museum tours and street-style shows accompany the
health & fitness
Armchair Aerobics: See THU.18, 11:30 a.m.-noon.
Draw Comics!: Teens sketch and share illustrated narratives. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Isle La Motte Playgroup: Children ages 6 and under take over the playground. Isle La Motte Elementary School, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Music With Raphael: See THU.18, 10:45 a.m.
Stories With Megan: Preschoolers ages 3 to 6 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
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‘The Vermont Civil War Songbook’: Linda Radtke employs music and letters in a costumed rundown of Vermont’s Civil War period. Arthur Zorn provides accompaniment. Alburgh Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 796-6077. Vergennes City Band: A brass band welcomes musicians of all ages at an outdoor concert of gazebo faves. Vergennes City Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-2005.
outdoors
Residency Workshop: Kellie Ann Lynch encourages participants to tumble through space in a full-body dance experience exploring floor work and improv. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $15; preregister. Info, 229-4676.
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2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: See SUN.21, noon-3 p.m. Computer Lesson: Folks in need of some technology tutelage sign up for a tailored course with an expert. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585. Historic Tours: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
The Great Vermont Corn Maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m.
Time-Travel Tuesday: Visitors cook on a woodstove, churn butter and lend a hand with other late-19th-century farmhouse chores and pastimes. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12. Info, 457-2355.
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Heroic Corn Maze Adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.
Community Herb Workshop: VCIH faculty member Guido Masé supplies simple solar and stove-top techniques for making herbal-infused oils for massage, cosmetic and therapeutic use. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $10-12 plus $5 materials fee; preregister. Info, 224-7100.
Vermont Festival of the Arts: See WED.17, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
film
Survival Workshop: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
Ben & Jerry’s Outdoor Movie Festival: Moviegoers get a cone fix while watching Gnomeo & Juliet under the stars at dusk. Ben & Jerry’s, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 882-1240.
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Group Road Bike Ride: Cyclists pedal in and around Burlington on a 20- to 25-mile excursion. Helmets required. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. Vermont Lake Monsters: See SAT.20, 7:05 p.m.
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‘Violet’: A scarred young woman searches the country for a televangelist to heal her in this Off-Broadway musical by the Adirondack Lakes Summer Theater Festival. Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $12-16. Info, 523-2512.
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Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net. Shape & Share Life Stories: Prompts trigger true tales, which are crafted into compelling narratives and read aloud. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Visiting Artist & Writer Series: The Vermont Studio Center hosts a presentation by poet Tim Seibles. Lowe Lecture Hall, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.
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Water-Chestnut Pull: See THU.18, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.
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Residency Open Rehearsal: Professional dance artist Kellie Ann Lynch works on her solo “When the Petal Falls” and draws the audience into a dialogue about the concepts and choreography being explored. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, noon-2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4676.
Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.17, 2 p.m. Johnson Farmers Market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products, ranging from produce to herbs to freshly baked bread. United Church, Johnson, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1682. Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. Integrated Arts Academy, H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073. Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.20, 3-6 p.m. Understanding Natural Sweeteners: Put different sweeteners to a taste test in this educational class with Lindsay Ingalls. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202, info@hungermountain. com.
health & fitness
Armchair Aerobics: See THU.18, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional, and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5129. Morning Meditation: See WED.17, 7-8 a.m. Strengthen Your Immune System: Suzy Harris makes recommendations for giving your body a boost during back-to-school season. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.
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Creative Tuesdays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Kids in the Kitchen: Youngsters chill out in a popsicle-making class with chef/instructor Nina Lesser-Goldsmith. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $20 per child; free for an accompanying adult; preregister. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.
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living life intentionally: A five-week course works to cultivate health, prosperity and success through the teachings of Abraham-Hicks, Wayne Dyer and others. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 6:30-8 p.m. $10. Info, 876-7696, lane2love@yahoo.com.
Morning PlaygrouP: Astrologer Mary Anna Abuzahra leads “botanically inspired storytelling” before art activities, games and a walk. Tulsi Tea Room, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 223-0043. Music With robert: The host of a weekly folkand world-music show on VPR explores tunes with music lovers of all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.
survival WorkshoP: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
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south hero PlaygrouP: Free play, crafting and snacks entertain children and their grown-up companions. South Hero Congregational Church, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. story tiMe for tots: Three- to 5-year-olds savor stories, songs, crafts and company. CarpenterCarse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 482-2878.
aMy Miller: In “Cultivating True Happiness Through Establishing a Practice,” the director of the Milarepa Center offers a fun and relaxed approach to spiritual practice through meditation and discussion. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.
Pause café: French speakers of all levels converse en français. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.
creating ‘the sky beloW’: a conversation With filMMaker sarah singh: The awardwinning documentarian screens a selection of clips and discusses the complexities of filming in one of the most dangerous places in the world on a shoestring budget. Haybarn Theater, Goddard College, Plainfield, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8311.
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end of suMMer concert: Phil Mears directs the Milton Community Band in their favorite tunes. Bring a blanket or lawn chair and a picnic supper. Bombardier Recreation Park, Milton, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4922. green Mountain chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595. lake chaMPlain chaMber Music festival: ‘bach on church’: Violinist Elena Urioste performs solo Bach in a midday recital. BCA Center, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free; seating is limited. Info, 846-2175. tuesday night live: The locals provide the entertainment at an open-mic-style evening. The Johnson Historical Society serves up slices of homemade pie. Rain site: Johnson Elementary School. Legion Field, Johnson, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 635-7826.
outdoors
heroic corn Maze adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. the great verMont corn Maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m.
aarP safe driver course: Motor vehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip to the classroom — with no tests and no grades! — for a how-to refresher. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. $12-14; preregister. Info, 863-3982.
inforMational Meeting for ‘hoMesteaders’: Thespians meet Shelburne Players director Dick Hibbert to learn about the troupe’s upcoming dramedy about the inhabitants of an Alaskan fishing cabin. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 8022-985-0780. ‘the aliens’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.
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caledonia county fair: This rural fest, the state’s oldest fair, offers cattle, sheep and poultry exhibits along with alpaca demos and a big aerial show. Mountain View Park, Lyndonville, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. $10-15; free for kids under 3. Info, 626-5917. verMont festival of the arts: See WED.17, 8 a.m.-9 p.m.
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‘rejoice and shout’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m. & 4 p.m. ‘the double hour’: See FRI.19, 1:30 p.m. & 4 p.m.
food & drink
barre farMers Market: See WED.17, 3-6:30 p.m. chocolate-diPPing deMo: See WED.17, 2 p.m. ‘no More sugar, Wheat or dairy? so, What can i cook?’: Folks with special diet considerations expand their culinary horizons as chef/instructor Nina Lesser-Goldsmith whips up pan-roasted salmon with grilled veggies in balsamic and lemon, and other drool-worthy dishes. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1. south hero farMers Market: See WED.17, 4-7 p.m. Woodstock farMers Market: See WED.17, 3-6 p.m.
Wed.24 concePts in shoestring PerMaculture: See WED.17, 6:30-8:30 p.m.
dance
residency WorkshoP: See TUE.23, 6-7:30 p.m.
environment
greening your hoMe: Going green? Find out about the home-energy audits provided by the NeighborWorks H.E.A.T. Squad Program. Rutland Free Library, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.
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coMMunity bike shoP: See WED.17, 5-8 p.m. historic tours: See WED.17, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.
outdoors
heroic corn Maze adventure: See WED.17, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Making tracks & seeing skins: See WED.17, 4-5 p.m. Monarch butterfly tagging: In 2007, a blackand-orange flyer identified at the nature center was recovered in Mexico. Folks catch, tag and release the migrating monarchs to help with future connections. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30-5 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. the great verMont corn Maze: See WED.17, 10 a.m. Wagon ride Wednesday: See WED.17, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.
seminars
Mythbusting 529 Plans: College ain’t cheap. Prepare for the price by learning about this education savings plan. New England Federal Credit Union, Williston, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-8790. survival WorkshoP: See WED.17, noon-3 p.m.
kids
yesterMorroW suMMer lecture series: Builder, timber framer and entrepreneur Tedd Benson speaks about “Reinventing the House: Open Building, Prefabrication and Future Proofing.” Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-5545.
enosburg PlaygrouP: See WED.17, 9-11 a.m. Moving & grooving With christine: See WED.17, 11-11:30 a.m.
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starline rhythM boys: See WED.17, 6:30-9:30 p.m.
health & fitness
Morning Meditation: See WED.17, 7-8 a.m.
book discussion: Page turners discuss The Selected Works of Flannery O’Connor. Kimball Public Library, Randolph, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-5073.
Music on the Porch: Sile & Sergio lend singalong stylings to a picnic on the porch. Waterbury Station, Green Mountain Coffee Visitor Center & Café, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; nonperishable-food-item donations accepted for the Waterbury Food Shelf. Info, 882-2700.
italian conversation grouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.
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grand ol’ honky tonk With brett hughes: Vermont’s bluegrass and country pickers — including Patti Casey, Marie Claire Whiteford, Toni Catlin, Kat Wright, Fallon Ellis, Juliet McVicker and Lila Webb — create danceable uptempos. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $12. Info, 760-4634. lake chaMPlain chaMber Music festival: ‘in living color’: The exciting contemporary chamber music performed here highlights the work of living composers. A discussion with seven composers about the creative process and the role of new music follows. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-30. Info, 846-2175.
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‘golden boy’: Bruce Buckley, Charles McAteer and Lilah Shreeve star in Greensboro Arts Alliance & Residency’s take on the Clifford Odets play. Lakeview Inn, Greensboro, cocktails and dinner, 6 p.m.; show, 7:30 p.m. $45 for dinner and a show (preregister); $10-20 for show only. Info, 533-7487, greensboroarts@gmail.com. ‘guys and dolls’: See THU.18, 7:30 p.m. ‘Mauritius’: See THU.18, 3 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘oklahoMa!’: See WED.17, 8 p.m. ‘the aliens’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m. ‘year of the duck’: See WED.17, 7:30 p.m.
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book discussion: ‘b.i.g. (big, intense, good) books’: Readers examine hefty works of classic literature, literally and figuratively. This week’s pick is Charles Dickens’ Great Expectations. Dover Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 348-7488. m
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ADOBE LIGHTROOM: Sep. 13-Oct. 18, 6-9 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $250/person, $225/BCA member. Location: Burlington City Arts Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Prerequisite: Intro SLR Camera or equivalent experience. Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom. Importing images, using RAW files, organization, fine-tuning tone and contrast, color/white balance adjustments and archival printing will all be covered. Bring a Mac-compatible portable flash or hard drive with your images to the first class. CLAY: WHEEL THROWING: Sep. 19-Nov. 14, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $220/person, $198/BCA member. Clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag, glazes & firings incl. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Students will be working primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques, while creating functional pieces such as mugs, vases and bowls. Students will also be guided through the various finishing techniques using the studio’s house slips and glazes. No previous experience needed! Ages 16 and up. DESIGN: ADOBE INDESIGN: Sep. 12-Oct. 24, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $185/person, $166.50/BCA member. Location: Burlington City Arts Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn the basics of Adobe InDesign, for designing text and for preparing digital and print publications. Students will explore a variety of software techniques and will create projects suited to their own interests. This class is suited for beginners who are interested in furthering their design software skills. DROP IN: GIVE IT A WHIRL: ADULT POTTERY: Fri., Sep. 16, Oct. 21, Nov. 18 & Dec. 16, 7:309:30 p.m. 3rd Fri. of the mo., 4 Fridays total. Cost: $12/person, $10/BCA member. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St.,
Burlington. This popular drop-in program introduces your child to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social. Through art projects designed for early learners, young artists will draw, work with clay, and create collages, paint murals and more! Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. Ages 3 to 5. Get a free visit! Purchase a $30 punch card for six drop-in classes, $25 for BCA members. PAINTING: OIL: Sep. 27-Nov. 15, 6:30-9 p.m. Cost: $245/person, $220.50/BCA member. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. Learn how to paint with nontoxic watersoluble oils. Students will learn many drawing and painting techniques and will learn how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to their work. A nice balance of studio time, group discussion and critique. BCA will provide glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks. PHOTO: DIGITAL BASICS: Sep. 12-Nov. 7, 3-5:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $250/person, $225 BCA member. Location: Burlington City Arts Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Learn the basics of digital photography in this eight-week class. Camera functions and settings, white balance, composition, uploading and organizing images, making basic edits in Photoshop, printing, and more will be covered. Any digital camera is acceptable! Bring your charged camera, memory card, cords and manual to the first class. No experience necessary. PHOTO: INTRO SLR CAMERA: Sep. 21-Oct. 26, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $145/ person, $130.50/BCA member. Location: Burlington City Arts Digital Media Lab, Burlington. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Bring an empty manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera and its owner’s manual to class. No experience necessary. PRINT: PAINTING & DRAWING W/PRESS: Sep. 26-Nov. 7, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $170/ person, $153/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Experiment with a variety of printmaking methods to create unique, rich paintings on paper. Techniques such as etching, linoleum cuts, silkscreening and more will be taught. Students will also learn how to layer and apply inks, how to incorporate painting and drawing techniques, and how to use the printing press. Ages 16 and up.
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OPEN ART STUDIO: A CLASS FOR INTEGRATING BODY, SPIRIT, MIND: Sep. 20-Oct. 25, 3:30-6 p.m., Weekly on Tue. Cost: $25/ class. Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 860-6203, jkristel61@hotmail. com, journeyworksvt.com. Step through the doorway into the creative process. Use the arts to tap into the unconscious/ spiritual and emotional self in a safe, supportive atmosphere. Working with art materials as process rather than for technique, participants will listen to their deeper, intuitive self that comes from life experiences that might include separations, and life transitions. Exploring through poetry, dramatic enactments, dreams, movement and art, we will strengthen our intuitive pathways to find healing, community and hope. No art or drama experience necessary.
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Burlington. This is a great introduction to our studio for those who don’t have time for an eightweek class, or who just want to try the wheel and have some fun with other beginner potters. Through demonstrations and individual instruction, learn the basics of preparing and centering the clay, and making cups, mugs and bowls. Ages 16 and up. DROP IN: LIFE DRAWING FOR ADULTS (16+): Sep. 12-Dec. 12, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $8/session, $7/ session for BCA members. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by a BCA staff member and professional model. Please bring your own drawing materials and paper. No registration necessary. Purchase a drop-in card and get the sixth visit for free! DROP IN: PAINTING FOR ADULTS (16+): Sep. 15-Oct. 13, 6:308:30 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $10/session, $9/session BCA members. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. This drop-in class is open to all levels and facilitated by Linda Jones, an accomplished painter and BCA instructor for over 10 years. Come paint from a still life or bring something (abstract, landscape, mixed media) that you are working on. No registration necessary. BCA provides glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks. Please bring your own painting materials. Purchase a drop-in card and get the sixth visit for free! DROP IN: POLLYWOG PRESCHOOL: Sep. 15-Dec. 15, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $6/parent & child pair, $5/ BCA members. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. This popular drop-in program introduces young children to artistic explorations in a multimedia environment that is both creative and social. Participants will work with homemade play dough, paint, yarn, ribbon, paper and more! Parents must accompany their children. All materials provided. No registration necessary. Ages 6 months to 5 years. Purchase a drop-in card and get the sixth visit for free! DROP-IN: FRIDAY NIGHT FAMILY CLAY: Fri., Sep. 16-Dec. 16 (no class Nov. 25), 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $6/person, $5/BCA member. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. Learn wheel and hand building techniques at BCA’s clay studio while hanging out with the family. Make bowls, cups and amazing sculptures. Staff will give wheel and hand building demonstrations throughout the evening. Price includes one fired and glazed piece per participant. Additional fired and glazed pieces are $5 each. No registration necessary. All ages. Get a free visit! Purchase a $30 punch card for six drop-in classes, $25 for BCA members. DROP-IN: PRESCHOOL CLAY: Sep. 16-Dec. 16, 9:30-11:30 a.m., Weekly on Fri. Cost: $6/parent & child pair, $5/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio,
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herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wild Edibles Intensive summer/fall term will be held Aug. 21, Sept. 18 and Oct. 16. Monthly Wild Edible and Medicinal Plant Walks with Annie, $10, no one turned away, dates announced on our Facebook page, or join our email list, or call us. Dates for our 2012 Wisdom of the Herbs and Wild Edibles Intensive are now posted on our website. VSAC non-degree grants are available to qualifying applicants. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool.com, wisdomoftheherbsschool.com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.
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KINK, FETISH & BDSM CLASSES: VASE’s monthly RACKshops always occur the 1st weekend of the mo. VASEcon is on Sat., Oct. 1. Cost: $35/early registration day pass. $5/Exploratorium only. Other monthly classes vary, $20-40. Location: Provided after event registration, South Burlington. Info: Vermont Alternative Sexuality Education, a sister-organization of the New England Leather Alliance, VT Kink, 881-4968, VTkink@ gmail.com, VTkink.org. VASEcon is Vermont’s first kink, fetish and BDSM conference offering 11 presenters, 15 classes and vendors for an all-day exploration of alternative sexuality in a safe, educational environment. VASE also offers monthly in-depth classes on a variety of topics. All genders and orientations over 18 years old are welcome.
ANIMAL REIKI FOR PRACTITIONERS: Aug. 28, 9:30 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Cost: $110/5hour class. Location: Hooved Animal Sanctuary, Chelsea. Info: HeartSong Reiki, Kelly McDermott-Burns, 746-8834, kelly@heartsongreiki.com, heartsongreiki.com. Prerequisite: Reiki II. We’ll cover ethics, protocol and Japanese Reiki techniques using jumon and mantras for creating the animal’s healing space. Students will receive Reiju (Spiritual Blessing). Lots of practice time with horses. Includes manual and certificate of completion. Reiki II: 8/13, Stockbridge AR for Practitioners: 9/10, Barre Reiki I: 9/17&18, Stockbridge REIKI (USUI) LEVEL 1: Cost: $175/Sat. Aug. 20, 9:30 a.m.5:30 p.m. Location: Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., #7, Burlington. Info: Chris Hanna, 881-1866, Chris@risingsunhealing.com, risingsunhealing.com. Learn this powerful handson-healing art for healing and personal growth and be able to give Reiki energy to yourself and others. Plenty of in-class practice time. Learn the history of Reiki and ethics of a Reiki practitioner. Individual classes and sessions available. Member Vermont Reiki Association.
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SPRING CLASSES-ONE-ON-ONE PRIVATE CLASSES OF YOUR CHOICE: Cost: $69/half day, $99/ full day. Location: Linda Rock Photography, Essex Jct. Info: 238-9540, lrphotography@ comcast.net. Beginner Digital Photography, Intermediate Digital Photography, Digital Workflow, Lighting Techniques, Set Up Your Photo Business, People Posing, Photoshop and more. See what we offer at lindarockphotography.com for more details. Sign up today!
pilates ALL WELLNESS: Location: 128 Lakeside Ave., suite 103, Burlington. Info: 863-9900, allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating physical therapy, Pilates reformer, power Pilates mat classes, Vinyasa and Katonah yoga, and indoor cycling. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful instructors and beautiful, light-filled studio: Your first fitness class is free! NATURAL BODIES PILATES: Good health, happy body, great prices! Plan now for Sep.! 2 new Thu. classes you’ll love. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 1 Mill St., suite 372, Burlington. Info: 863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. AllAround Beginners Pilates: This mat, props, reformer and Cadillac
ESOTERIC ETHICS: Sep. 7-28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $60/ class. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. Examine moral principles and how to apply them in practical reality from the viewpoint of esoteric wisdom and Jungian depth psychology in this experiential workshop. Led by Sue Mehrtens.
stand-up paddleboarding STAND-UP PADDLEBOARDING: Weekdays by appt.; Saturdays & Sundays. Cost: $30/hourlong privates & semiprivates; $20 ea. for groups. Location: Oakledge Park & Beach, End of Flynn Ave., a mile south of downtown along the bike path, Burlington. Info: Paddlesurf Champlain, Jason Starr, 881-4905, jason@paddlesurfchamplain.com, paddlesurfchamplain.com. Learn to standup paddleboard with Paddlesurf Champlain! Get on board for a very fun and simple new way to explore the lake and work your body head to toe. Instruction on paddle handling and balance skills to get you moving your first time out. Learn why people love this Hawaiian-rooted sport the first time they try it.
tai chi SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church
theater PLAYBACK THEATRE: Weekly on Tue., Sep. 13-Nov. 8, 7-9:30 p.m. No class Nov. 1. Cost: $150/workshop. Location: JourneyWorks, 11 Kilburn Street, Burlington. Info: 860-6203, journeyworksvt.com. Playback Theatre transforms personal stories told by audience members into theater pieces on the spot using movement, ritual, music and spoken improvisation. This workshop teaches the Playback Theatre form; develop improvisation skills and share in the experience of hearing each other’s stories and bringing them to life. The Playback process develops intuition, creativity, insight and effective communication, while connecting community by honoring people’s personal stories. Previous theater experience is not required.
yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: $14/class, $130/class card. $5-$10 community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 864-9642, yoga@evolutionvt. com, evolutionvt.com. Evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner to advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, Anusara-inspired, Kripalu and Iyengar yoga. Babies/ kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre-/postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt. com/evoblog. LAUGHING RIVER YOGA: $13/ class, $110/10 classes, $130/ monthly unlimited, Mon.-Fri. 9 a.m. classes by donation. Location: Laughing River Yoga, Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: 343-8119, emily@laughingriveryoga.com, laughingriveryoga.com. Experienced and compassionate teachers offer a variety of yoga styles for all levels, including Kripalu, Jivamukti, Flow, Yin and Kundalini. Educate yourself with monthly workshops and class series. Get away with affordable yoga retreats. Ninemonth yoga-teacher training begins January! Deepen your understanding of who you are.
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LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.
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St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. YANG-STYLE TAI CHI: Beginner’s class, Wed., 5:30. All levels class on Sat., 8:30 a.m. Cost: $16/ class. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy & Healing Center, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Turn right into driveway immediately after the railroad tracks. Located in the old Magic Hat Brewery building. Info: 318-6238. Tai Chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance, a decrease in blood pressure and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia. Janet Makaris, instructor.
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MASSAGE PRACTITIONER TRAINING: Sep. 13-Jun. 3, 9 a.m.4:30 p.m. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 658-7715, touchvt@ gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts.com. The science and art of massage therapy, practice and theory, ethics, professionalism, business practices, somatic psychology, group dynamics, and movement are all thoroughly explored and experienced in this nine-month, 690-hour immersion course now entering our 14th year. Give yourself the gift of healing and pass it on!
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LOVINGKINDNESS MEDITATION: 6 Wed. evenings: Aug. 31; Sep. 7, 14, 21, 28; Oct. 5. 7-8 p.m. 1st class will go until 8:30 p.m. Cost: $100/6 1-hr. classes. Location: Vermont Zen Center, 480 Thomas Rd., Shelburne. Info: Vermont Zen Center, 985-9746, ecross@ crosscontext.net, vermontzen. org. Mettabhavana is a Buddhist meditation leading to the development of unconditional lovingkindness and friendliness. Metta helps us rid ourselves of internal and external conflicts; overcome lacerating guilt; be open to loving acceptance of ourselves and others. Includes lectures, meditation instruction, practice periods and discussion.
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AIKIDO: Tue.-Fri. 6-7:30 p.m.; Sun., 10-11:30 a.m. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Aikido trains body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility with flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. BEGINNER KUNG FU CLASSES: Sat. 9-11 a.m. Cost: $30/mo. (4 wks.). Location: Various locations, Burlington. Info: Carrie, 864-0692, jimicab@gmail. com. Interested in improving your health, strengthening your body, increasing your grace and power while learning to protect yourself? Come learn Bajichuan in an outdoor setting. This class is geared toward beginners, but anyone who is interested in focusing on the basics is welcome to come. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Please visit website for schedule. Location: 73 Prim Rd., Colchester, 5 Chrisemily Lane, Milton, Collins-Perly Complex, St. Albans. Info: 893-8893, martialwayvt.com. Beginners will find a comfortable and welcoming environment, and a courteous staff that is dedicated to helping each member achieve his or her maximum potential in the martial arts. Experienced martial artists will be impressed by our instructors’ knowledge and humility, our realistic approach, and our straightforward, fair tuition and billing policies. NINJUTSU: Tues. & Thurs. 6:30-8:30 p.m., Sun. 9:30-11:30 a.m. Cost: $80/mo. Location: Elements of Healing, Essex Shoppes, 21 Essex Way, suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: Vermont Ninjutsu, 825-6078, vtninjutsu@ gmail.com. An ancient art with modern applications, Bujinkan Budo Taijutsu comprises nine samurai and ninja battlefield schools. Training includes physical conditioning, natural awareness, spiritual refinement, armed and unarmed combat. SUMMER SEMINAR W/ WILLIAM GLEASON SENSEI, 6TH DAN: Aug. 19-21: Fri., 6-8 p.m.; Sat., 10 a.m.-noon, 3-5:30 p.m., followed by dinner & festivities. Sun., 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $100/weekend. Location: Shobu Aikido Vermont, Woodstock. Info: 234-3242, Shobuaikidovermont.com. Shobu Aikido Vermont is proud to host William Gleason sensei for our annual summer seminar in Woodstock, Vt.
VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, Julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. VING TSUN KUNG FU: Mon. & Wed., 5:30-7:30. Cost: $90/mo. Location: Robert Miller Center, 130 Gosse Ct., Burlington. Info: MOY TUNG KUNG FU, Nick, 3183383, KUNGFU.VT@GMAIL.COM, MOYTUNGVT.COM. Traditional Moy Yat Ving Tsun Kung Fu. Learn a highly effective combination of relaxation, center line control and economy of motion. Take physical stature out of the equation; with the time-tested Ving Tsun system, simple principles work with any body type. Free introductory class.
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s a teenager, Ben Lanza had a knack for throwing parties. Not the Hey, my parents are away, let’s get a keg sort of thing. These were dance-until-10-inthe-morning ragers. At age 16, Lanza rented a huge tent, booked Craig Mitchell and a gang of other Burlington DJs, and spread the word. Nearly 500 people paid a few bucks each to boogie the night away in a field at the Lanza homestead in rural Sheldon, Vt. And he had his parents’ blessing. Lanza knew he was onto something. But the budding promoter probably had no inkling that his backyard throwdown would evolve into a family business. Now Lanza and his wife, Jane Jarecki Lanza, both 28, are the brains behind the fourth annual Liberate Music & Yoga Festival and the owners of Eclectic Music Productions. They’re just weeks away from putting on this year’s threeday bash, with the help of a few employees and a cadre of volunteers. And they’re pretty calm about it. “Maybe some things aren’t exactly finished, but if we didn’t get anything else done, the festival would still happen,” says Ben. The couple sip tea on a serene, shaded porch at their home in Essex Junction as they talk about the nitty-gritty of creating a festival. Though they’re in crunch time, they don’t show any signs of stress. Maybe it’s all that yoga. Instead of venting about bands or vendors, Ben is enthusiastic about the finer points of logistical challenges or the dedication of volunteers. One thing’s for sure: The Lanzas have learned a lot over the past four years. “It’s constantly a learning game,” says Jane. “It’s kind of like high school or college — some chunk of education where you get through it and you say, Wow, I wouldn’t want to start that all over again, but I’m glad I learned so much.” From the first Liberate fest, the Lanzas have done everything from changing trash bags to tracking down Band-Aids to talking with Vermont State Troopers. This time, they’ll be able to leave most of that stuff to others. “The ideal situation would be to be able to put down the radio for a while,” says Ben, referring to the walkie-talkies
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they carry during the festival. “It feels like there’s a team in place this year to make that possible.” Ben Lanza and Jane Jarecki met when they were students at the University of Vermont; both had already spent a couple of years at Boston University. When Ben returned to Vermont, he knew he wanted to host more huge dance parties. “Part of the motivation for picking it back up was just how much I needed music, and that feeling that you get at certain times during a concert,” he explains. “When you really know, even feel, that you’re sharing something with the people in the room and they know it, too.” So, in 2006, Lanza and a buddy started planning what they thought would be primarily a music festival. By that time, Jane was studying to become a certified Kripalu yoga teacher. “I kinda had visions of huge yoga outside,” Jane says. “I started to recognize that that could be my contribution.” The first Liberate festival took place outdoors on a summer day in 2008 at the Bundy Center for the Arts in Waitsfield.
It began with yoga, and additional classes were interspersed between sets by local bands such as Twiddle, the Dead Sessions and Rubblebucket. The event was sparsely attended and the music stopped at 10 p.m., but the Lanzas knew how to improve it. For starters, they were convinced the music had to go into the wee hours. After searching for a location that could accommodate camping and late-night sets, they decided to bring it back home: to the Lanza family spread. That allows Ben and Jane to experiment with the location of campsites, stages and parking. The site is large enough for future expansion — the Lanzas envision festival attendance in the thousands. For now, they’re focused on pulling off this year’s fest without a hitch. They’ve improved the access roads, moved family camping to a quieter spot, and increased access to freshwater. And for the folks who were bummed there was no morning coffee vendor last year? It’s handled. The musical lineup continues to evolve, as well. This year sees the re-
turn of a few perennial favorites, such as Rubblebucket and Twiddle, along with newcomers Conspirator, Ott., Marco Benevento and the Everyone Orchestra featuring multi-instrumentalist Michael Kang of String Cheese Incident. Yoga teachers Simon Park, Shyamdas, Prem Prakash and homegirl Jane Jarecki Lanza will keep attendees limber and mindful — even those who rock the late-night DJ tent. As for Ben and Jane, they hardly get a wink no matter what happens. “Sleep deprivation is a problem for us,” Jane concedes. “We have a hard time acknowledging there’s a huge, raging party in the backyard and not participating.”
Liberate Music & Yoga Festival is, Thursday, August 18, through Sunday, August 21, 845 Poor Farm Road, Sheldon. $55 for a one-day pass with camping, $85 for two days with camping, and $105 for three days with camping. Full schedule and more info at liberatevt.com.
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“Whoa.” Wouldn’t have made for much of a blog post, I’m afraid. There was once a great Chris farley skit on “Saturday Night Live” in which the portly comic interviews Paul MCCartney. His big question: “Remember when you were in the Beatles? … That was awesome!” That’s kind of how I felt trying to wrap my head around what I saw at the Mangum show. It was … awesome. Never mind that Burlington was the first stop on his tour — which was also awesome, and a feather in the city’s cap. Or that he may have sounded even better than when NMH’s landmark album, In the Aeroplane Over the Sea, was released 10 years ago. (Also awesome.) And never mind that the UU church is a beautiful venue for an acoustic show. (Ditto.) Mangum’s performance, for me, and I’d wager for most of the crowd that night, was intensely personal. I don’t know if I had fully appreciated how much that album means to me until I heard the songs come from the mouth of the man who wrote them, and who seems
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to love them as much as we do. It was revelatory, a oncein-a-lifetime experience. Grand Point North, hopefully, will not occur just once in our lives. graCe Potter said she wanted to showcase Burlington with GPN (the festival). And that’s exactly what she and her noCturnals did, for two tremendous days of music at Waterfront Park this past weekend. The highlights were almost too numerous to mention. But a few stand out: fitz & the tantruMs were a blast. Dynamos onstage. Their recorded stuff, which I like, doesn’t do them justice. Bill Mullins and his surf-noir rockers BarBaCoa reaffirmed the special place I have in my heart for that band. It’s kind of hard to
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believe I’ve been watching those cats play in Burlington, in various incarnations, since I was a teenager. And it never gets old. taJ Mahal almost made me cry when he closed his set with a duet with his daughter, deva Mahal, on “Lovin’ in My Baby’s Eyes.” Beautiful song. Beautiful moment. I just got chills thinking about it. Kenny Chesney, who joined GPN for a few tunes Sunday, is much shorter than I thought he’d be. Though I missed both bands, I heard a lot of buzz about both lendway and ParMaga while strolling the grounds. I don’t want to say, “I told you so.” But I’ve been writing that those are two of Burlington’s brightest upand-comers for a while now. So … OK, I told you so. Ditto Maryse sMith. But I know what you’re all wondering: What about Grace and band? I thought they were terrific. Really. At this point, we all know exactly what GPN are. Love ’em or hate ’em, they are a well-oiled, commercial entity. A brand as much as a band. Actually, they always have been, and have SoUnDbITeS
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Well, I am just exhausted. If you’re a music fan in or around Burlington, the last week and a half or so has been nothing short of epic. From Neutral Milk Hotel’s Jeff ManguM at the Universalist Unitarian Church to the Festival of Fools — not strictly music, but wild and fun nonetheless — and, of course, this past weekend’s Grand Point North/Lake Champlain Maritime Festival, the Queen City has been treated to an absolute embarrassment of musical riches this month. And that’s not even taking out-of-town fests such as Tweed River, RhinoFest and the Valley Stage into consideration. In short, it’s been borderline overwhelming. But let’s try to make some sense of it, shall we? I sat down at my computer on four or five occasions last week trying to put into words what those of us at the UU church experienced on Monday, August 1, witnessing Jeff Mangum’s return to the stage. The best I could do?
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— and, yeah, totally hot. In previous times I’ve caught GPN, I felt that she was struggling to match the diva persona. Well, she got there. And it’s been a fascinating evolution, punctuated by two legitimately impressive shows this weekend, and a festival that truly did highlight the bounty of music her home state has to offer. Thanks, Grace. Let’s do it again next year. Can I go to bed now?
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You know who else is the real deal? KAT WRIGHT & THE INDOMITABLE SOUL BAND. After GPN Friday, I caught their set at what will likely be the last Full Moon Masquerade at Parima. If you haven’t seen the band at its Thursdaynight Radio Bean residency, do it. Like, now. The band is stellar, and Wright is one of the most captivating vocalists this town has seen in years. While we’re on the subject, word on the street is that, even though Parima is closing, SCOTT MANGAN is planning to keep his
monthly full-moon parties going, possibly taking them underground. That’s a very, very good thing. Stay tuned.
August 19, at the Black Door in Montpelier; Saturday, August 20, at the Bee’s Knees in Morrisville; and Sunday, August 21, at Radio Bean.
Welcome back, SPIRIT ANIMAL! The offshoot of late, great local rock band IN MEMORY OF PLUTO has been curiously absent from the scene lately. Turns out they’ve been working on a new album, scheduled for release this fall. Spirit Animal will be at the Monkey House this Thursday, August 18, with GRAPH and PILE. It’s reportedly their first show with new guitarist John Flanagan, who was also a member of IMOP. Killer.
Last but not least, local bar band PLEASUREDOME, which feature veteran hardcore drummer JOE VILLEMAIRE (DROWNINGMAN), as well as members of seminal BTV hardcore acts SLUSH and UNCOMMON TONGUE, are headlining a benefit this Saturday at the Kahagon Resort in Hardwick for a friend’s daughter who was born with epidermolysis bullosa. EB is a very rare, painful and, sadly, incurable disease. The band is also playing a warm-up gig Friday night in more native environs: On Tap in Essex Junction. If you can’t make it Saturday, they’ll be collecting donations Friday, as well.
Band Name of the Week: SUN HAS FOUND ME. Several readers have emailed me this week singing the praises of this Swedish electro-pop outfit and its front woman, LOVISA SAMUELSSON. I don’t speak Swedish, so I have no idea what Samuelsson is singing about. But I don’t care. I think I’m in love. You might be, too, when you hear Lovisa Samuelsson. The band makes a trio of VT stops this week: Friday,
Once again, this week’s totally self-indulgent column segment, in which I share a random sampling of what was on my iPod, turntable, CD player, 8-track player, etc., this week.
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never shied away from that or apologized for it — nor should they have to. This idea of “little Gracie Potter from Waitsfield” is bullshit. It’s a fan base projecting what they want to believe about Potter onto Potter. And it’s the reason critics say they “sold out.” But this is what the band has always been. And now, people well beyond Vermont are taking notice. Grace Potter is a Rock Star. She’s a diva. As divas usually do, she trades (almost) as much on sex appeal as her considerable vocal talents — which really are phenomenal. And that’s fine, especially because she, and her band, are very, very good at it. I’ve never really been a GPN fan, though I’ve always understood the appeal. However, this weekend I came away genuinely impressed. The band members were in lockstep with one another in a way I hadn’t heard them before. And Grace sounded better than I ever remember hearing her. She was commanding and compelling
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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free. OSCAR'S BISTRO AND BAR: Picture This (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. RADIO BEAN: Outside the Box (rock), midnight, Free. Less Digital, More Manual: Record Club, 3 p.m., Free. Justin Levinson (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Xavier Cardriche (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m., Free. Yassou Benedict (singersongwriter), 10 p.m., Free. Doll Fight! (punk), 11 p.m., Free. RASPUTIN'S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. RED SQUARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Perry Nunn (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Calypso Soldiers (calypso), 9 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $5. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: The Groove Junkies (rock), 10 p.m., Free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Moga, Umma, Andrew Parker-Renga (singer-songwriter, folk), 7 p.m., $5-10 donation. VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Gully Boys (rock), 10 p.m., Free.
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51 MAIN: Jonathan Lorentz Trio (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. CITY LIMITS: Dance Party with DJ Earl (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Hot Neon Magic (’80s New Wave), 9 p.m., $3.
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to a surprisingly vibrant rock scene off I-91. The disc kicks off with “American Eyes,” which grabs hold with unabashed ’80s rock swagger and doesn’t let go. Vocalist Chris “Rusty” Goulet has a meaty, high-toned delivery that well suits his band’s no-frills, torn-denim aesthetic. His interplay with fellow guitarist Davis “Daggers” McGraw proves he’s a capable axeman to boot. The Pilgrims don’t blow you away with virtuosic chops or life-altering lyrical profundity. But what they do, they do very well and without apology. “Pearl Street Blues” is straightforward pop-punk sneer. I want to compare it to a track by cheeky 1990s pop-punk band Nerf Herder, but that wouldn’t do WDL justice. The tune has a similarly light, snarky attitude, but the Pilgrims seem a touch rougher around the edges — especially on the gloriously singsong line “Fuck you, I’m moving to Canada.” The Pilgrims are certainly informed by 1980s and ’90s alt-, punk and indie rock. But they rise above simply
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rehashing dated sounds to produce something both current and reverent — and often irreverent. “Snowstorm,” a goofy love song, sounds like what might happen if Joe Jackson replaced Rivers Cuomo in Weezer. “Skint Cats” follows a similarly offbeat tack. “Butter” closes the record with bouncy, rockabilly snarl. Nobility is short and sweet. But if the rest of the What Doth Life scene is anything like the Pilgrims, northern audiences will need to make their own Windsor pilgrimages very soon. Nobility by the Pilgrims is available at whatdothlife.com.
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If you had to guess where the next great Vermont musician’s cooperative might come from, what town/city/gore would you choose? Burlington, in all its artsy Queen City glory, would seem the obvious choice. You could make a case for Montpelier, as well, even post-Langdon Street Café … sigh. But my guess is that the next awesome crew of likeminded songwriters and rockers won’t emerge from the state capital or Vermont’s most populous city. Instead, keep your eye on Windsor, and newish collective/label What Doth Life. That’s right. The supposed birthplace of Vermont, original state capital — free history lesson, kiddos — and sleepy Upper Valley town might just provide Green Mountain music fans with the next local rock boom. Proof: Nobility by Windsor-based power trio the Pilgrims. It’s actually the 13th project released by WDL, but the first to make it to the Seven Days music desk. The verdict: Keep ’em coming, Windsor. The brisk, six-song EP is a rollicking, punk-tinged rock-and-roll introduction
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A question for Willy Lindner: Why the hell did it take you 40-plus years to release your debut record? I suppose I can take a couple of stabs. You’ve probably been kinda busy carousing with your brother as members of local bluegrass act Banjo Dan and the Midnite Plowboys. You may have been a touch preoccupied working with the New Bremen Town Musicians on one of the finest Vermont folk records of the last 20-ish years, When Time Was Young, which you released with almost no fanfare last year. (The album was actually recorded, like, a decade ago, but you sat on that one, too!) Perhaps your occasional forays with the WDEV Radio Rangers and Sky Blue Boys ate up some time, as well. Or maybe it was raising a family of equally talented pickers and singers. Whatever the reason, I gotta say, WTF? Because your “debut” album, Life, Still, With Mandolin, is such a pleasure to experience, it makes me mad you’ve been holding out on us for so long. Not fair, dude. Fans of folk and bluegrass will undoubtedly get a kick out of the album, though. Every song is superbly arranged and performed. From the plucky instrumental opener, “Redeye,” through the beautiful, benedictory closing, “Ferenji” — written by your son, Travis Lindner — this album is an exposition of the best that Vermont folk music has to offer, and provides a heartwarming glimpse into what sounds like a wonderful family and circle of friends. Take “Tennessee Lament.” As your
mandolin and Jon Glik’s fiddle amble around Dave Rowell’s beautifully smooth tenor vocals, your wife, Nancy Mosher, and your brother, “Banjo Dan” Lindner, drop by with subtly perfect backing harmonies that tie the whole together. And you follow that with a heart-wrenching treatise, “Gravesend,” that gracefully addresses the uncomfortable truth that a big part of living is dying. It’s expertly and tenderly executed, just like virtually all the tracks here. By the way, your daughter Shannon is a stunning singer. Her duet with cousin Deanna Booth on “Blue Ball (Path of Peace)” is sublime. I could go on. But I’d prefer to just thank you for sharing your music, family and friends with us. Life, Still, With Mandolin is a truly beautiful record that cuts to the core of what it means to be in the company of people you love. Just don’t make us wait another 40 years for the next one, OK? Life, Still With Mandolin by Willy Lindner is available at banjodan.com.
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ongtime New Yorker cartoonist and Brookfield resident Ed Koren has garnered most of the attention at the Fleming Museum this summer — a retrospective of his cartoons and other drawings, titled “The Capricious Line,” fills the largest gallery. But visitors ought not to miss the quietly engaging complement in the smaller Wolcott Gallery across the Marble Court. Better yet, go back and spend some time solely with “The Child in Art,” an exhibit that museum director Janie Cohen calls “a little gem.” She most likely feels that way because each of the 40-odd pieces here was culled from the permanent collection and, as such, represents the cache of treasures in the museum’s storerooms. Most of these works have never been shown to the public at all. The title is literal: “The Child in Art” presents a diverse selection of paintings, prints, photographs and sculptures by adults that depict children. They range from a pre-Columbian terra-cotta figurine of a mother and child, to an early17th-century Flemish engraving of a Madonna and holy infant, to a late-20thcentury Carrie Mae Weems photo of an African American woman and little girl primping before their mirrors. Though the exhibit straddles a broad expanse of time and cultures, the majority of works here were created in the 19th and 20th centuries in Europe and the U.S. — several in Vermont. Even so, they reveal widely disparate attitudes toward and social circumstances of children, from coddled royals to child laborers of the impoverished class. As well, the works demonstrate evolving artistic styles and media — particularly printing technologies — though this is an aside and not the focus of curator Aimee Marcereau DeGalan’s selections. The painting that greets viewers at the gallery entrance is one of the most reverential — the child in it is a saint. “St. John the Baptist as a Child” is the work of British painter James Sant circa 1870. Considered the patron saint of Florence, John was often depicted as a child in artwork, and his luminous rendering recalls Florentine portraiture. Lushly brushed and beautifully framed, the subject might be the pinnacle of in-
nocence, purity and goodness — an enduring, if idealized, characterization of childhood. The most fanciful painting here is also arguably the most enchanting, which is fitting since its subject is a wood nymph. The dreamlike “Out of the Dark, Dark Wood” was painted circa 1890 by Vermont artist William Baxter Palmer Closson and depicts a small, blond, pink-outfitted creature standing at the edge of the woods and practically vibrating on the canvas. Closson’s wiggly brush strokes are
Service Fund presents children (and some adults) as vulnerable creatures in need of rescue and protection. Lewis W. Hine’s black-and-white, silver-gelatin photographs document the stark lives of child laborers, including ones in Burlington’s and Winooski’s woolen mills.
THE WORKS REVEAL WIDELY DISPARATE ATTITUDES TOWARD AND SOCIAL CIRCUMSTANCES OF CHILDREN, FROM CODDLED ROYALS TO CHILD LABORERS OF THE IMPOVERISHED CLASS.
a paperback the girl attempts to study: Hints for the Baby Sitter. This is realism that tickled postwar readers of the Saturday Evening Post. Most of the selections in the show are Western, but not all: Belarusian photographer Max Penson documented feudal Uzbekistan as it transitioned into a modern Soviet Republic. In the Fleming’s small but captivating photo from 1930, a smiling young boy sits on the knee of an old man with a long white beard. A young Samoan appears in another photograph. Whether familiar or exotic, DeGalan’s picks from the permanent collection suggest the eclecticism of the museum’s holdings; perhaps the only good
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perhaps meant to convey the evanescence of childhood, and of nature itself. Whatever the objective, the painting is intriguing, and so is its unique moldedpaper frame. While Victorian-era portraits of privileged children — alive or postmortem — are all fine fabrics, ringlets and rosy cheeks, some early-20th-century works offer a dose of harsh economic reality. A dramatic, poster-sized 1919 illustration for the Salvation Army’s Home
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These are the kinds of images that began to change society’s consciousness — and laws. Norman Rockwell took a different, and typically humorous, tack on the working child: “The Babysitter,” from 1947 — a painting on long-term loan from the Burlington School District — depicts an exasperated teen with a squalling infant on her lap. Rockwell’s colorful details tell the story — abandoned schoolbooks and ineffective toys,
thing about tight economic times is that viewers are likely to see more such “inhouse” exhibits. “It’s a chance to see what’s in there,” says DeGalan of the Fleming’s closets. “There are so many shows waiting to be discovered.” PA M EL A P O L S T O N “The Child in Art,” Fleming Museum of Art, UVM, Burlington. Through September 2. Info, 656-0750. uvm.edu/~fleming
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cAll To ARTisTs volunTeeRs needed foR The ART hoP we need 150 volunteers to help make Burlington’s largest visual arts festival happen! Friday and saturday, september 9 and 10, the artists and businesses of the south end Arts District open their doors to let the public see the creativity within. lots of pre-event help is needed, too, beginning now. All volunteers get free admission to the sTRuT fashion show on saturday and the Thursday night Artists’ party. To volunteer, sign up at the seABA (south end Arts & Business Association) website, seaba.com. AdK JuRied ART shoW 2011 lake placid Center for the Arts. september 23-october 23. Jurors: Frank owen, retired uVM professor; Bill McDowell, uVM associate professor. prospectus/info: lakeplacidarts.org or 518-523-2512. The ART of hoRRoR The s.p.A.C.e. and Backspace galleries are looking for artwork for our halloween show that best defines the “art of horror.” Chosen artwork will represent the beautiful side of decay, the finer points of bloodletting and that special something inside a depraved mind. Artwork should be thematically appropriate and must display a reasonable degree of skill and ability. we will accept 2-D, 3-D and photography. Deadline: september 19. info, spacegalleryvt. com/2011/08/04/call-for-dark-art-theart-of-horror-group-show. Red squARe needs ART! Artists needed to display at a very busy establishment on Church street in Burlington. please contact Diane at creativegeniuses@burlington telecom.net.
vT h.s. sTudenT exhibiT Call to Vermont high school photographers: “ways of seeing” photography exhibit juried by shane lavalette and sponsored by photogarden. Deadline: october 12. info, Darkroomgallery. com/ex21. cAlling All cRAfTeRs Ascension Church holiday Craft Fair in georgia, Vt. interested in table space at the annual craft fair? please contact Kathy Considine at 802-524-3795.
TAlKs & evenTs Alice muRdoch: “private pleasures,” oil paintings that focus on the complicated role of food in women's lives. Through september 24 at Amy e. Tarrant gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington. uVM's osher lifelong learning institute presents a salon-style discussion Thursday, August 18, 6:30 p.m. info, 652-4500. The shelbuRne ARTisTs mARKeT: local artists and artisans sell their work, on the green. saturday, August 20, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., shelburne Town offices. info, 985-3648. bcA summeR ARTisT mARKeT: Juried artists sell their handmade, original fine art and crafts. saturday, August 20, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m., Burlington City hall park. info, 865-7166. 'exPosed': helen Day Art Center's 20th annual outdoor sculpture exhibition features local and international artwork, video screenings and performances. Through october 8 at various locations in stowe. Dancer and choreographer polly Motley presents a video and discusses her work: Thursday, August 18, 6 p.m. info, 253-8358. 'no boundARies in fibeR': innovative textile art by 10 Vermont members of the national surface
'The henRy goRsKi ReTRosPecTive: ART As evidence of science': paintings by the late figurative expressionist juxtaposed with the scientific insight of Albert levis, a social psychiatrist, creativity scholar and gorski collector. Through August 31 at union station in Burlington. A guided tour and discussion of gorski's work as it relates to levis' conflict-resolution theory: wednesday, August 17, 5:30-8 p.m.; wednesday, August 24, 5:30-8 p.m. info, 379-6350. 'exPo Todo cubAno': DJ Tony Basanta curates a multimedia exhibit including photographer David garten's “Cuban Musicians: portraits From a Musical island.” Through August 28 at Flynndog in Burlington. A screening of “indie Cuba: Cubanidad in our souls”: Friday, August 19, 7 p.m. info, 363-4746.
northeast Kingdom Artisans guild Backroom gallery in st. Johnsbury. Reception: saturday, August 20, 3-5 p.m. info, 748-0158. 'uncommon ThReAds': work that pushes the boundaries of traditional needlework and explores the use of unconventional media, in the Main Floor gallery; KriStA chENEY: “Frozen still lifes,” photography, in the second Floor gallery; NiKKi GArDNEr: “The Diana Days,” photography, in the Third Floor gallery. Through september 24 at studio place Arts in Barre. Reception: Friday, August 19, 6-8 p.m. info, 479-7069. dAle & dARcy cAhill: “Tobacco sheds of the Connecticut River Valley,” color photographs. Through August 31 at Townsend gallery at Black Cap Coffee in stowe. Reception: Friday, August 19, 6-9 p.m. info, 279-4239. 'Women's WoRK: The visuAl ART of veRmonT's Women': work by more than two dozen artists. Through september 25 at T.w. wood gallery in Montpelier. Reception: Thursday, August 18, 5-7 p.m. info, 828-8743.
'ART on PARK': Fine art, greeting cards, stained glass, spun-wool crafts, jewelry, children’s tutus and wings, ceramics, and more make up this artisan market on park street. Thursday, August 18, 6-8:30 p.m., stowe. KARen PeTeRsen: A retrospective of the Braintree artist's sculptures and paintings. Through september 25 at Chandler gallery in Randolph. The artist leads a tour of the exhibit: Tuesday, August 23, 7 p.m. info, 728-9878. iRene WAnJiRu: The Kenyan artist-in-residence discusses her work in marble: wednesday, August 17, 7 p.m.; wednesday, August 24, 7 p.m., The Carving studio, west Rutland. info, 438-2097. WoodcARveRs Rendezvous: The 38th annual exhibit and sale features tools, books and demonstrations. saturday, August 20, 9 a.m.-4 p.m., peoples Academy, Morrisville. info, 253-2957.
RecePTions 'ouT of The Woods': work in a variety of media inspired by or made with wood, by artists including Al stirt, Jack Alan stewart and Claire Van Vliet. Through september 28 at
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elizAbeTh Allen: “intuitive Color,” paintings of the Vermont landscape, including many of the meadows at shelburne Farms. Through september 20 at Furchgott sourdiffe gallery in shelburne. Reception: Friday, August 19, 5:30-7:30 p.m. info, 985-3848. melissA o'bRien: “people Doing what They love to Do,” photography by the owner of the Charlotte vintage shop Abel & lovely. Curated by Art Affair by shearer. Through september 30 at shearer Chevrolet in south Burlington. Reception: Thursday, August 18, 6-8 p.m. info, 658-1111. 'RoAd TRiP!': photographs from the road, by local and international artists. Through september 9 at Vermont photo space Darkroom gallery in essex Junction. Reception: Friday, August 19, 5-7 p.m. info, 777-3686. deboRAh shARPe-lunsTeAd & elizAbeTh sAslAW: “Textures,” paper-pulp paintings by sharpelunstead; pottery by saslaw. Through september 30 at Art on Main in Bristol. Reception: Friday, August 19, 5-7 p.m. info, 453-4032.
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Design Association. Through september 17 at Rae harrell gallery in hinesburg. The artists lead a gallery tour and discuss their work: Friday, August 19, 7-8:30 p.m. info, 482-4944.
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AmAndA schiRmeR: Acrylic paintings by the south hero artist. Through August 31 at Vintage Jewelers in Burlington. info, 862-2233. Annemie cuRlin: Aerial oil paintings, in gates 1 & 2; KAthlEEN cArAhEr: Mixed-media work, in the skyway; StEphEN BEAttiE: Color photography, at the escalator. Through August 31 at Burlington Airport in south Burlington. info, 865-7166.
bARbARA leslie & fRAn sToddARd: “haiti: Circle of Friends,” color photographs. proceeds benefit alternative, family-style care of abused and neglected children in haiti's faltering orphanage system. Through August 31 at Flynndog in Burlington. info, 825-8155.
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cARRie bAgAlio: “everyday Moments Caught on Canvas,” paintings in brilliant colors focused on pop culture in small towns. Through August 31 at Red square in Burlington. info, 318-2438. emily bissell lAiRd: “From This world and Beyond,” oil paintings by the Charlotte artist. Through August 31 at shelburne Vineyard. info, 985-8222.
hAnnAh fRAsuR: Mixed-media work by the Café Artist of the Month. Through August 31 at Barnes & noble in south Burlington. info, 864-8001.
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'A ReveRence foR TRees': work by artists from Vermont's episcopal communities. Through August 31 at st. paul's Cathedral in Burlington. info, 864-0471.
Katie Brines, Amanda Vella, Tom Cullins and lynn Rupe; fiber art by Karen henderson; sculpture by Bill wolff. Curated by BCA. Through August 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. info, 865-7166.
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Show. Through August 31 at Computers for Change in Burlington. Info, 279-1623. Jean Luc Dushime: “Un Voyage,” photographs of the American landscape by the African former refugee. A portion of the proceeds from print sales go to Diversity Rocks, the Vermont Refugee Resettlement Program's youth group. Through August 31 at New Moon Café in Burlington. Info, 310-4555. Jim Thompson & KyLie DaLLy: Hand-painted kites by Thompson; paintings by Dally (through August 31); tAtiANA YAkuShEVA: New paintings by the Burlington artist. Through September 30. At Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107. KimberLy GarLanD: Layers of paint, recycled materials and trash on canvas by the Burlington visual and performance artist. Curated by SEABA. Through August 31 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Info, 862-9614. 'LocK, sTocK anD barreL: The Terry TyLer coLLecTion of VermonT firearms': The 106 firearms on display represent a lifetime of collecting and document the history of gunmaking in Vermont from 1790 to 1900; 'PAPErwork iN 3D': Work by 25 contemporary origami, cut-paper and book artists; 'BEhiND thE LENS, uNDEr thE Big toP': Black-and-white circus photography from the late-1960s by Elliot Fenander; 'iN FAShioN: high StYLE, 1690-2011': Costumes from the museum's permanent collection, plus borrowed works from today’s top designers, including Karl Lagerfeld, Oscar de la Renta, Carolina Herrera and Balenciaga, among others. Through October 30 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. meLissa KniGhT: Batik fabric collage depicting peacocks, hummingbirds, cardinals, sunflowers, irises and bluebonnets. Through August 31 at Uncommon Grounds in Burlington. Info, 865-6227. michaeL smiTh: “Mixed Bag,” colorful acrylic paintings. Through August 31 at Brickels Gallery in Burlington. Info, 324-0272. nancy sTone: “Watercolors,” experimental works on YUPO paper. Through August 31 at Dorothy Alling Memorial Library in Williston. Info, 879-0243. nichoLas heiLiG: “Live Art,” black-ink drawings created as performance set to live music. Through August 31 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.
paTTy Lebon herb: Acrylic paintings inspired by people the artist knows and places she has traveled. Through August 31 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.
peTer miLLer: “French Wine,” photographs of the Margaux wine harvest taken during the photographer's two weeks' leave from the army in 1957; he developed the negatives right away, put them in a folder and forgot about them until 2009. Through August 31 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Info, 863-6458.
ren WaLDen: “Oops, I Forgot My Makeup,” a collaborative collection of hodgepodge occurrences curated by the Burlington artist. Through August 31 at The Firefly Collective in Burlington. Info, 660-0754.
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'synerGeTic': Work by members of the art cooperative We Art Women, including Samantha Bellinger, Vanessa Compton, Ida Ludlow, Marni McKitrick, Vanessa Santos Eugenio and Katherine Taylor-McBroom. Through August 27 at Block Gallery in Winooski. Info, weartwomen@gmail.com. 'The chiLD in arT': Objects depicting children and childhood — from royal princesses to working-class youngsters, obedient kids to naughty little ones — from the museum's permanent collection; ED korEN: “thE cAPriciouS LiNE”: Work from the New Yorker cartoonist's five-decade career, including drawings never exhibited before. Through September 2 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-2090. 'The church of circus': A pop-up interactive art exhibit featuring work by Art Bell, Kat Clear, Clark Derbes, Andy Duback, Nancy Dwyer, Wylie Garcia, Elliott Katz, Abby Manock, Mr. Masterpope and Toni-Lee Sangastiano. Through August 31 at 152 Cherry Street in Burlington. 'ThouGhT bombers': JDK artists collaborate to create one-of-a-kind kites meant to evoke imagery that exists above and beyond our earthly lives, in the Main Gallery. Through August 20 at BCA Center in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.
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'arTisTs enVisioninG TunbriDGe: ceLebraTinG 250 years of hisTory': Paintings and photographs by more than 20 artists celebrating the town's sestercentennial. A portion of proceeds benefit the library. Through September 23 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404. barbara Leber: Paintings by the Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 223-0352. caroLyn enz hacK: “Evil Divided by Good,” sculptural paintings by the Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-3291. cLaire Van VLieT: “Paper Works,” pulp paintings by the renowned Vermont printmaker. Photo ID required for admission. Through September 30 at Governor's Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. corrina ThursTon: “Magic of Colored Pencil,” images of animals, people and flowers by the 21-year-old artist who began drawing after she was diagnosed with a chronic illness. August 18 through October 1 at Espresso Bueno in Barre. Info, 760-8206. 'eLemenTs porTfoLio': Hand-printed works by artists of the Northern Printmakers Alliance of Duluth, Minn. Through August 31 at Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction. Info, 295-5901. GWynyfier: “Coming Out,” digital photography on canvas. Through September 30 at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, curator@capitolgrounds.com.
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roberT WaLDo bruneLLe, Jr.: “August Afternoons,” paintings, cartoons and sculptures depicting summer pastimes. Through September 2 at Backspace Gallery in Burlington.
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sara LonDon-hinman: “What is Lovely Never Dies,” photography and paintings by the Burlington artist who died at 19 in 2006. A portion of proceeds go to the Vermont Youth Orchestra Association's Sara London-Hinman Scholarship Fund. Through August 31 at Designhaus in Burlington. Info, 310-5019.
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phiLip herbison: “Plastic Personae,” close-up photographs of dramatic tension in plaster faces. Through September 30 at Artspace 106 at The Men's Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.
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paTTy sGrecci: Mobiles by the Middlebury artist. Through August 31 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 865-3404, ext. 130.
sanDy miLens: “Searching,” work by the Vermont photographer. Curated by SEABA. Through August 31 at Speeder & Earl's (Pine Street) in Burlington. Info, 658-6016.
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orah moore: “Making Art,” photographs by the Morrisville artist, and “Laundry Line Art,” an interactive installation. Curated by SEABA. Through August 31 at VCAM Studio in Burlington. Info, 859-9222.
ruby WesTern: “Figuring the Figure,” work depicting figures deconstructed until only the soul remains by the Smith College art student. Through August 30 at Salaam in Burlington. Info, 658-8822.
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MalcolM WriGht & Bruce Peck: Clay work by Wright and landscape prints by Peck, as part of the gallery's “Living Vermont Treasures” guest artist series. Through September 30 at Collective — the Art of Craft in Woodstock. Info, 457-1298.
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'reflections on Basin harBor': A juried show of works by 10 Vermont artists. August 19 through 27 at Basin Harbor Club in Vergennes. Info, 800-622-4000. scott funk: “Vermont Through the Seasons,” photographs by the Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Gallery 160 in Richmond. Info, 434-6434.
oWen Bissex: Sculpture, mixed-media works and drawings of realistic and allegorical figures, including what the artist calls “whimsical monster stuff.” Through September 30 at Blinking Light Gallery in Plainfield. Info, 454-7334.
'structurally sound': Sculpture and mixedmedia work by Charles Gibbs, Joe Gitterman, Eleonora Lecei, Jennifer Maestre, Pat Musick, Erika Lawlor-Schmidt, David Tanych and Terry Zigmund. Through September 12 at Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury. Info, 458-0098.
'the history of Goddard colleGe: an era of GroWth, exPansion and transitions, 1960-1969': An exhibit of photographs, historical records, college papers, interviews and video recordings that focus on the college's response to the rapid growth of the 1960s, in the Eliot D. Pratt Library. Through December 20 at Goddard College in Plainfield. Info, 454-8311. VaruJan BoGhosian & erick hufschMid: “New Collages and Constructions 2009-2011,” work by the master collagist Boghosian; “'A Muse'— A Visit to the Studio of Varujan Boghosian,“ photographs by Hufschmid. Through August 22 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Info, 767-9670. 'VerMont festiVal of the arts': The annual festival features art exhibits, demonstrations, performances and workshops throughout the month. For a complete listing of events, go to vermontartfest.com. Through September 5 at various locations in Mad River Valley. Info, 496-6682.
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'art Makes Brandon tick': This year's townwide art project features artist-created, functional clocks, which will be auctioned off in October to benefit the BAG (through October 8); JuDith REillY: “e-i-e-i-o: Judith Reilly Out Behind the Barn,” fabric and stitchery inspired by rural life (through August 30). At Brandon Artists' Guild. Info, 247-4956. caleB kenna: “End Frames,” work by the Vermont photographer. Through September 25 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. Info, 388-1436. elliot fenander: “Three Rings, One Camera,” 20 of the Lincoln photographer's black-and-white circus photographs as he processed them in the darkroom in the 1960s. Through September 30 at Mary's Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek in Bristol. Info, 453-2432.
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Jeff BreWster: “Boats — Water — On the Water,” manipulated photographs, digital graphics and silkscreens inspired by natural reflections on the water by the artist, educator and tugboat captain. Through August 21 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022.
Marie laPre GraBon: Drawings, paintings and mixed-media work by the Vermont artist. Through September 12 at Bee's Knees in Morrisville. Info, 888-7889.
susan osMond: “Selected Moments,” paintings of imagined landscapes, romantic architectural forms and mysterious figures. Through August 31 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749.
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Jan GhirinGhelli: “The Still Life: Flora and Fruit,” oil and acrylic paintings. Through August 31 at The Drawing Board in Montpelier. Info, 223-2902.
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'Palettes for PaWs': Animal-inspired paintings, prints and drawings. Sales benefit the Central Vermont Humane Society. Through August 31 at Big Picture Theater & Café in Waitsfield. Info, 496-8994.
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fourth annual aMateur PhotoGraPhy contest & exhiBit: Work by more than 150 photographers on the theme “Special Places: The Place We Like to Go,” in the first floor galleries; KAtRiNA moJzESz: Work by the professional photographer, as well as photographs by other member artists, in the second floor galleries. Through August 27 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356. heather forcier: “The Thing With Feathers,” bird photography. Through September 5 at Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington. Info, 434-2167.
susan younG & PaM BroWn: “The Body Speaks,” Young's ceramic forms are low fired to retain a fleshlike imprint; Brown's mixed-media pieces explore the relationship between organic and industrial. Through August 21 at Gallery 259 in West Rutland. Info, 438-2097. 'the PoWer of Place: landscaPes and MindscaPes froM VerMont': Work by Linda Durkee, Judith Reilly, Phoebe Stone and Dick Weis. Through September 1 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0145. toM MerWin: “Drawing Water,” central Vermont's waterfalls and gorges depicted in sumi ink, watercolor and oil on canvas. Through November 30 at Merwin Gallery in Castleton. Info, 468-2592. 'VerMont landscaPes lost and found': Historic landscape photographs from the museum's collection contrasted with present-day snaps of the same locations. Through October 22 at Sheldon Museum in Middlebury. Info, 388-2117. 'Visions of Place: the PhotoGraPhy of John Miller, Peter Miller and richard BroWn': Work by the veteran Vermont photographers who have each returned repeatedly to particular farmsteads, families and individuals over the last 40 years to create a nuanced record of the region. Through September 3 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964.
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his is the kind of movie during which one’s mind tends to wander. I suspect it would hightail it out of the theater, hop in the car and head for the city limits if it could, but, unfortunately for one’s mind, wander is the best it can do. I found mine wandering to the recently released book Lies That Chelsea Handler Told Me, which I happen to be reading. It’s an extremely amusing collection of anecdotes about the comedian, and 30 Minutes or Less is a comedy that’s almost never amusing. But that’s not why my mind wandered to the book. The reason is this: The book catalogs pranks Handler has played on her staff, family and friends. In a chapter written by comic cohort Heather McDonald, we learn that Handler once convinced members of her inner circle she’d been asked to star opposite Meryl Streep in a film based on the Challenger space shuttle disaster. The most amazing part of this fabrication, recounts McDonald, wasn’t that Handler was supposedly going to play Streep’s daughter — to whom the deceased astronaut speaks from heaven — but that the project was conceived
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wenty-three years ago, someone made a movie about a plucky white girl who lives in the Kennedy-era American South but knows little of the day-to-day oppression that African Americans face there. After she learns the truth, our heroine recruits a sassy black lady to help her defeat the forces of funhating, bouffant-haired bigots who insist on segregating spaces that should be open to all. That film is John Waters’ Hairspray, a good-natured camp fest that ridiculed, among other things, the self-congratulatory tone of message movies in which decent white people “discover” racism and do something about it. The Help, which has a similar basic plotline, could have used a dose of Waters’ self-awareness. What this adaptation of Kathryn Stockett’s best-selling novel has instead are Hairspray-esque bouffants and broad caricatures aplenty, crowd-pleasing scenes of comic humiliation and a central set piece that the Waters of Pink Flamingos would have appreciated. It’s camp for people who want to feel like they’re seeing something educational and uplifting between the guffaws. That’s not to say movies about Important Subjects have to be serious. But if they’re going to be taken seriously, they should tackle
as a comedy. “Really? I just don’t see how they could make that funny,” McDonald responded, on hearing the premise. In 2003, a Pennsylvania pizza delivery guy was strapped to a bomb, sent into a bank with orders to rob it and ultimately blown up by two psychos, who are now in prison. Somewhere along the line, Zombieland director Ruben Fleischer and screenwriter Michael Diliberti were inspired to make a film based on this disaster. The plan was for Jesse Eisenberg to play the pizza guy, and, perhaps most confoundingly, the project was conceived as a comedy. Really? I thought when I read about this. I just don’t see how they could make that funny. They didn’t. I’d like to think the whole thing was a Handler-esque prank that got out of control, but it appears producers and studio executives actually thought this was a good idea. Which surprises me less, naturally, than the fact that Eisenberg thought it was a good idea. This is more than simply a spectacularly bad career move. 30 Minutes or Less is literally the first bad movie the actor has headlined. It’s all too moronic to merit more than passing comment. Danny McBride plays a
BANK FAILURE Fleischer’s latest takes a real-life tragedy and turns it into a comedy that only sporadically generates interest.
slacker creep who hatches the bomb vest/ bank heist scheme to get cash so he can pay a hit man to murder his ex-Marine, lottowinning father (Fred Ward) before there aren’t any winnings left to inherit. He needs a patsy, so he dials the pie place where Eisenberg works. Once he’s strapped into the vest and given a deadline for producing the loot, Eisenberg’s character does what anyone in his situation would do: He visits his onagain;,off-again girlfriend (Dilshad Vadsaria) and swaps raunchy repartee with his best
friend (Aziz Ansari). What he does not do is inform the authorities, something he has countless opportunities to do. To be fair, virtually all the characters in this movie are dumb or mean or both. I left wondering what Fleischer and Diliberti have against Grand Rapids, Mich., where the story is set. There’s very little that’s not slapdash, vulgar, predictable or derivative in 30 Minutes or Less. The upside is that that’s about how long it should take to forget you ever saw it. RICK KISONAK
REVIEWS the complex realities of those subjects, rather than repeatedly going for the easy cheers, boos or laughs. Director Tate Taylor, who adapted the novel with Stockett’s blessing (they’re longtime friends), has done the latter. Still, the movie gets some substance from the strong cast, who breathe life into their wafer-thin characters. Emma Stone plays Skeeter, the plucky white girl who returns from college to her hometown of Jackson, Miss., to discover that her childhood friends have blossomed into well-coiffed wives, mothers and bigots. Elizabeth (Ahna O’Reilly) ignores her small daughter while the long-suffering maid Aibileen (Viola Davis) gently raises her. Queen bee Hilly Holbrook (Bryce Dallas Howard) fires her maid, Minny (Octavia Spencer), for using the inside bathroom designated For Whites Only. Eager to trade in her lowly local newspaper job for the status of a real writer, Skeeter hits on the idea of eliciting an oral history of “the help,” the women who raise the future leaders of a culture in which they themselves have no power and no voice. Skeeter starts encouraging the maids to do the unthinkable (and, under Jim Crow laws, prosecutable): speak their minds about the status quo. It’s a powerful and intriguing premise. But the film idealizes the relationships between the maids and their charges almost
as shamelessly as Gone With the Wind idealized Scarlett’s Mammy. (“You’re my real mother,” a kid lisps to Aibileen, in case we didn’t get the point.) The difference here — and it is a significant one — is that Davis gets to flesh out her character into a real woman with fatigue, regrets and frustrations. Aibileen doesn’t talk much when she’s not narrating the film, but her silence is eloquent. It’s that of a woman whose life experience has made her patient, but not a saint. It’s good to have Spencer’s way-less-patient Minny for contrast. While she’s more of a caricature than Aibileen, she’s sharp tongued and hilarious, especially in her scenes with the equally caricatured Celia Foote (Jessica Chastain), the shanty-town bombshell who’s married her way into Jackson high society. Allison Janney brings depth and humanity to the role of Skeeter’s judgmental mother, and Howard makes Hilly’s glacial hauteur highly amusing.
WORLDS APART Davis plays a maid who can raise socialites’ children but not use their toilets in Taylor’s adaptation.
Too bad she never gets a showdown with Stone. While Skeeter undermines the racism of her supposed friends with her writing, she doesn’t speak up and confront them — a puzzling omission from the film, given that we have to watch scenes of her telling off a caddish potential boyfriend and doing other standard female-empowerment-story stuff. It’s enough to make you wish that stories about the hidden lives of household help didn’t have to be so painstakingly told through the eyes of someone who’s not living them. M A R G O T HA R R I S O N
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coNAN tHE BARBARiAN: The vengeful Cimmerian warrior of pulp novels and ’80s flicks returns to the screen, this time with Jason Momoa showing off his pecs instead of Arnold Schwarzenegger. Marcus (Friday the 13th) Nispel directed. With Stephen Lang, Rachel Nichols and Ron Perlman. (112 min, R. Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Palace)
tHE cHANGE-UpHHH1/2 It’s Freaky Friday, midlife-crisis edition! Family man Jason Bateman switches bodies with his slickster slacker friend Ryan Reynolds, and comedy ensues. With Leslie Mann and Olivia Wilde. David (Wedding Crashers) Dobkin directed. (113 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)
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tHE pERFEct HoSt: A bank robber (Clayne Crawford) takes refuge in the home of a rich dandy (David Hyde Pierce) who’s stranger than he seems in this first feature from director Nick Tomnay. (94 min, R. Savoy) SARAH’S KEY: Kristin Scott Thomas plays an American journalist in Paris who uncovers disturbing secrets when she researches the fate of a Jewish family that inhabited her apartment until 1942. Gilles Paquet-Brenner directed. (111 min, PG-13. Roxy) SpY KiDS: All tHE timE iN tHE WoRlD iN 4D: In the fourth franchise entry, Jessica Alba plays a spy mommy whose intrepid tween offspring (Mason Cook and Rowan Blanchard) battle a villain who wants to “steal time.” With Joel McHale and Jeremy Piven. Robert Rodriguez, still not bored of these films, wrote and directed. (89 min, PG. Bijou, Capitol [3-D], Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis, Palace, Welden)
coWBoYS & AliENSHH Daniel Craig plays a mysterious loner who finds himself facing an alien invasion ... in the Old West. With Harrison Ford, Sam Rockwell and Olivia Wilde. Jon (Iron Man) Favreau directed, and Vermonter Hawk Ostby cowrote the script, based on the graphic novel. (118 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) cRAZY, StUpiD, loVE.HHH A settled suburbanite (Steve Carell) whose marriage is on the skids receives dating tutelage from a bar-scene player (Ryan Gosling) in this ensemble comedy from the Bad Santa team of Glenn Ficarra and John Requa. & With Julianne Moore, Emma Stone and Analeigh Tipton. (118 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset)
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cAptAiN AmERicA: tHE FiRSt AVENGERHHH1/2 The Marvel master plan proceeds apace with this World War II-era origin story of a 96-pound weakling (Chris Evans) who becomes a turbocharged freedom fighter thanks to “Super-Soldier Serum.” With Hayley Atwell, Tommy Lee Jones and Hugo Weaving. Joe (The Wolfman) Johnston directed. (124 min, PG-13. Big Picture, Essex [3-D], Majestic, Palace, St. Albans, Stowe, Sunset)
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30 miNUtES oR lESSH1/2 Jesse Eisenberg plays a pizza delivery boy pulled into a not-so-genius bank robbery plot in this action comedy from director Ruben (Zombieland) Fleischer. With Nick Swardson, Danny McBride and Aziz Ansari. (83 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden)
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movies friday 19 — thursday 25 *conan the Barbarian 1 (3-D), 3:50, 6:50 (3-D), 9:35. *Fright Night (3-D) 1:10, 4, 7, 9:30. *Spy Kids: All the time in the World 4D 12:10, 12:20 (3-D), 2:20, 2:30 (3-D), 4:35 (3-D), 6:45 (3-D), 8:50. 30 minutes or Less 12:40, 2:40, 4:50, 7:15, 9:25. Final Destination 5 4:25, 8:45. Glee: The 3D concert movie (3-D) 6:40. The Help 12, 3:10, 6:10, 9:10. Rise of the Planet of the Apes 1:20, 4:15, 7:10, 9:40. cowboys & Aliens 12:50, 6:20. crazy, Stupid, Love. 3:40, 9. The Smurfs 12:05, 2:25, 4:45, 7:05, 9:30. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:20.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 30 minutes or Less 1:15, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:35. The Help 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Rise of the Planet of the Apes 1:20, 4, 6:40, 8:45. The change-Up 1:10, 3:40, 7:05, 9:25. crazy, Stupid, Love. 1:25, 3:50, 7, 9:10. midnight in Paris 1:05, 3:05, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. friday 19 — thursday 25 *one Day 1:25, 3:50, 7, 9:25. *Sarah’s Key 1:10, 3:30, 6:50, 9:10. 30 minutes or Less 1:15, 3, 5, 7:20, 9:35. The Help 1, 3:45, 6:30, 9:15. Rise of the Planet of the Apes 1:20, 4, 6:40. crazy, Stupid, Love. 4:05, 8:45. midnight in Paris 1:30, 7:15, 9:20.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 ***Rifftrax Live: Jack the Giant Killer Wed: 8. ***The Globe Theatre Presents Henry IV, Part 2 Thu: 6:30. 30 minutes or Less 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:25, 2:35, 4:40, 7:15, 9:35. Final Destination 5 12:20, 2:30, 4:45, 7:10, 9:40. The Help 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30.
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friday 19 — thursday 25 ***opera in cinema: The magic Flute Sun: 1. Tue: 7. *The Perfect Host 1 & 3:30 (Sat-Mon & Wed only), 6:30, 8:30. *The Names of Love 1:30 (Sat, Mon & Wed only), 6 (Sat-Mon & Thu only), 8 (except Tue & Wed).
friday 19 — thursday 25 ***God Bless ozzy osbourne Wed: 7:30. *conan the Barbarian 1, 3:40, 6:55, 9:30. *Fright Night 1:15, 3:55, 7:05, 9:35. *one Day 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 1:10, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. *Spy Kids: All the time in the World 4D 10:30 a.m. (Thu only), 12:20, 2:30, 4:40, 6:50, 9. 30 minutes or Less 12:25, 2:35, 4:35, 7:10, 9:25. The Help 12:30, 3:30, 6:30, 9:25. Rise of the Planet of the Apes 1:20, 4, 6:40, 9:10. cowboys & Aliens 8:40 (except Wed). crazy, Stupid, Love. 12:45, 9:15. The Smurfs 12:15, 2:20, 4:25, 6:30 (except Wed). Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 3:25, 6:25.
wednesday 17 — thursday 18 midnight in Paris 7. The change-Up 7, 9:10. cowboys & Aliens 9:15. captain America: The First Avenger 7, 9:15.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 The Smurfs 1:30, 6:30, 8:30. Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows: Part 2 (3-D) 1:30, 6:15, 9. friday 19 — thursday 25 *Fright Night 1:30, 6:30, 8:45. The Smurfs 1:30, 6:30, 8:30.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 captain America: The First Avenger at dusk, followed by Friends With Benefits. Full schedule not available at press time.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 The Double Hour 1 & 3:30 (Wed only), 6:30, 8:30. Buck 1:30 (Wed only), 6 & 8 (Thu only). World cinema Wednesday: Winter in Wartime Wed: 6, 8.
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friday 19 — thursday 25 crazy, Stupid, Love. 2:30 (Sat only), 4:30 (Sun only), 7, 9:10. midnight in Paris 2:30 (Sat only), 4:30 (Sun only), 7. The change-Up 4:30 (Sun only), 9:10. cowboys & Aliens 9:10. captain America: The First Avenger 2:30 (Sat only), 7.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 Final Destination 5 at dusk, followed by crazy, Stupid, Love. The Smurfs at dusk, followed by 30 minutes or Less. Rise of the Planet of the Apes at dusk, followed by captain America: The First Avenger. The changeUp at dusk, followed by cowboys & Aliens. friday 19 — thursday 25 *conan the Barbarian at dusk, followed by Rise of the Planet of the Apes. *Fright Night at dusk, followed by Final Destination 5. *Spy Kids: All the time in the World 4D at dusk, followed by The Smurfs. 30 minutes or Less at dusk, followed by The change-Up.
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wednesday 17 — thursday 18 30 minutes or Less 2, 7, 9. Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2, 4, 7, 9. cowboys & Aliens 4, 9. The Smurfs 2, 4, 7, 9. friday 19 — thursday 25 *Spy Kids: All the time in the World 4D 2, 4, 7, 9. 30 minutes or Less 4, 9. Rise of the Planet of the Apes 2, 7, 9. The Smurfs 2, 4, 7.
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HooDWiNKED too! HooD VS. EVilH1/2 The sequel to Hoodwinked! a 2005 cheapie computer animation that updated the Red Riding Hood story, offers Bill Hader and Amy Poehler as the voices of Hansel and Gretel. Mike Disa directed. (94 min, PG)
RiSE oF tHE plANEt oF tHE ApESHHH1/2 So, how did those apes take over planet Earth, anyway? In this reboot-slash-prequel to the sci-fi classic, we discover that genetic engineering and state-of-the-art CGI creature rendering were involved. Starring James Franco, Freida Pinto, Andy Serkis and John Lithgow. Rupert (The Escapist) Wyatt directed. (104 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden) tHE SmURFSH1/2 The little blue dudes accustomed to inhabiting a magical land of limited vocabulary find themselves in present-day NYC in this live-action/animation hybrid. With Hank Azaria, Neil Patrick Harris and Katy Perry contributing the voice of Smurfette. Raja (Beverly Hills
tHE coNSpiRAtoRHHH Robert Redford directed this historical drama about the trial of the one woman (Robin Wright Penn) charged with involvement in Abraham Lincoln’s assassination. James McAvoy is her lawyer. With Kevin Kline, Evan Rachel Wood and Norman Reedus. (122 min, PG-13)
JANE EYREHHHH Mia Wasikowska plays the strong-willed Victorian governess who falls for her mysterious employer in yet another adaptation of Charlotte Brontë’s classic. Michael Fassbender is Rochester; Cary (Sin Nombre) Fukunaga directed. (121 min, PG-13) pRiEStHH Another vampire apocalypse CGI action movie. Based on a Korean comic book. With Paul Bettany in religious regalia. Scott (Legion) Stewart directed. With Cam Gigandet, Karl Urban and Maggie Q. (87 min, PG-13) SomEtHiNG BoRRoWEDHH In this weddingthemed comedy, Ginnifer Goodwin plays a singleton with a dangerous yen for her best friend’s groom. With Kate Hudson, John Krasinski and Colin Egglesfield. Luke Greenfield directed. (103 min, PG-13)
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Sheriff’s deputies responding to a report of someone breaking into a home in Effingham County, Ga., at 4 a.m. found no intruders but then realized the two men at the home who reported the break-in were hallucinating. “They were so high,” sheriff’s official David Ehsanipoor said, “they called 911 on themselves.” Authorities did discover a methamphetamine lab at the home and arrested Brian Austin, 25, and Brian Johnson, 28. (Savannah Morning News)
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Searching the Internet is polluting the planet and contributing to global warming, according to scientists who blame the server industry’s dependence on coal-fired electricity to support its fast-growing network of data centers. The Internet already consumes 2 to 3 percent of the world’s electricity, mostly to operate and cool banks of computers that conduct data searches. This figure is expected to double by 2020. Already, Apple, Google and Facebook are opening new “server farms” in North Carolina, whose electricity rates are among the nation’s lowest. Their combined estimated use is 200 to 240 megawatts, all of it provided by coal-burning plants. “We have to move from this fossil fuel fiesta,” Ottawa engineer and green information technology consultant Bill St. Arnaud warned. (Montreal Gazette)
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The Army banned soldiers from wearing “toe shoes” while training. The glove-like footwear, made by Vibram, is intended to simulate going barefoot, but “shoes that feature five separate, individual compartments for toes,” the Army’s statement declared, “detract from a professional military image and are prohibited for wear” while training. “Only those shoes that accommodate all five toes in one compartment are authorized.” (Washington Post)
Cowabungle, Dude
Police said a 57-year-old man became so frustrated while using his pickup truck to try herding six cows that escaped from his farm in Prosser, Wash., that he ran over a city-owned fence and two of the cows. Officer Mark Cole said both animals suffered broken legs and had to be killed. (Associated Press)
The Wicked Man Flees Though No One Pursues Authorities searching for a suspect in Mercer County, W.Va., spotted a man running into a store when they drove by and stopped to investigate the suspicious behavior. “He thought he had warrants and he ran, but he didn’t have them,” state police Sgt. W.A. Pendleton said after apprehending Arlis Cecil Dempsey Jr., 32. “This idiot sees the cruiser, leaves his kids and goes to hide in the ceiling.” Even though Dempsey hadn’t been wanted, because he left three little girls in his pickup truck when he fled,
police charged him with three counts of child neglect creating a substantial risk of injury or death and turned over the children to child protective services. (Bluefield Daily Telegraph)
Dental Follies
Phyllis Manis obtained a court order to exhume her husband’s body after learning he had been buried with the wrong false teeth. “I knew he wouldn’t rest in peace with this happening,” Manis said, explaining she noticed the mix-up after the funeral when recovering her husband’s belongings from a Chattanooga, Tenn.,
hospital, which gave the teeth belonging to Kenneth Ray Manis, 76, to the 83-year-old patient who shared his room. “My husband is laying in his grave with this other man’s teeth, and I just couldn’t let it be that way,” Manis said. (Britain’s Daily Mail)
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A year after Warren and Maureen Nyerges paid Bank of America cash for a home in Naples, Fla., the bank notified the couple it was foreclosing on the home, even though a mortgage was never issued. Warren Nyerges, 46, fought the mistaken foreclosure attempt by phone and in
court for two months before its dismissal. He then spent the next five months trying to make the bank reimburse him for $2500 in attorney’s fees, which the court had awarded him. “They refused to pay,” Nyerges said. He hired attorney Todd Allen, who tried several times to collect the debt before obtaining a writ to seize assets to satisfy a judgment and took it to the Collier Sheriff’s Office. Then Allen, the Nyergeses and two deputies showed up at a Bank of American branch with a moving van and threatened to haul away furniture and cash. The branch manager notified his supervisor, and within an
hour, the Nyergeses had their $2500. Allen now wants the bank to cover his fees, noting, “If Bank of America doesn’t pay it, we’ll be back doing this again.” (Naples Daily News)
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Employees at the Department of Agriculture Office in Guthrie, W.Va., arrived for work to find they had no phone service. State police investigated and reported someone had stolen the copper phone line serving the office compound. The phone-line theft was the office’s second in two months. (Charleston Daily Mail)
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August 18-24 same time, I also have to tell you to go to hell, because no one, including me, likes hearing the awful, embarrassing truth. As much healing as your words helped bring me, they also stung my pride. Love and hate, Virgo.” Dear Virgo: You’re welcome, and I’m sorry. It’s good to hear you’re able to appreciate the gifts of paradox. Let’s hope that will keep you creatively humble as you slip into an expansive building phase when your ego may be understandably prone to a bit of inflation.
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cience writer K.C. Cole asks this question: “How would you hold 100 tons of water in thin air with no visible means of support?” Here’s her answer: “Build a cloud.” What you have before you right now, Leo, is a comparable scenario. Your assignment is to materialize a phenomenon that from a certain viewpoint may appear to be laughably impossible. And yet, with the proper attitude on your part and nature’s help, the project at hand is eminently achievable. It won’t necessarily be fast and easy, mind you — but ARIES (March 21-April 19): Time magazine asked Pulitzer Prize-winning historian David McCullough why he started writing a biography of Pablo Picasso but never finished it. McCullough said it was because the famous artist turned out to be boring. He attracted a steady flow of new lovers, and he made hundreds of paintings, but he didn’t actually live an interesting life. I’m urging you to be the anti-Picasso in the coming weeks, Aries. Put the emphasis on the quality of your adventures more than on what you produce. Regard your life as your most important work of art. TAURUS (April 20-May 20): “Let’s celebrate the first time you cried naked in someone else’s bed,” is a message on an e-card I found at Someecards.com. You might want to send that proposal to yourself, Taurus. It’s an excellent time to commemorate the rousing catharses of the past. You may find that revisiting the breakthrough epiphanies of yesteryear will help put you in the right frame of mind (and heart) to conjure up a fresh batch. GEMINI
(May 21-June 20): Why is it so hard for Westerners of the last two centuries to feel the intimate presence of the divine intelligences? Every other culture in the history of the world has had a more vital connection with the realm of spirit. According to poet Gary Snyder, California’s Check
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(June 21-July 22): I strongly advise you against purchasing and reading what some observers have called “the saddest book in the universe.” It’s a recipe book by Sonia Allison called Microwave for One (bit.ly/SadBook). No matter how inclined you might be to opt for excessive self-sufficiency right now, no matter how peeved you are at the human race for being so clumsy and ignorant, I believe you must keep trying to reach out and touch those who are touchable, even if they’re barely so. You need what people have to offer you, even if it’s sloppy, wimpy or kooky.
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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Newsweek reported a fact that few Westerners know about: Nigeria is accustomed to major oil spills. Every year since the 1960s, the Niger Delta has been slammed with a spill as extensive as the Exxon Valdez, which was the second-biggest oil catastrophe in U.S. history. “Large purple slicks cover once fertile fields,” said Newsweek, “and rivers are clogged with oil leaked decades ago.” My purpose in bringing this to your attention is not to depress you, Libra, but rather to inspire you. In the coming weeks, I hope you will make it your passion to uncover injustices you’ve been unaware of, including those close to home. I think you’ll be amazed at how much this buoys your spirits. P.S.: You’ll get extra credit if you actually take action to address the unfairness.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the song “Fantasy World,” the lead singer of the band Pissed Jeans imagines himself in his happy place. “It’s Friday night and Saturday morning in my fantasy world / Sitting near piles of clothes and drinking a soda / with a slice of pizza in my fantasy world.” He’s not describing some unrealistic paradise where he can fly like an eagle and seduce anyone he wants and find gold bars under his pillow in the morning. Rather, he’s content with the simple, familiar pleasures. I urge you to follow his lead as you imagine and create your own fantasy world this week. Love what you’ve got.
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Sagittarius? The most prominent unconquered prize? The Grail that still remains elusive? The virgin treasure your quest has not yet won? According to my analysis, you now have the potential to make tangible progress toward that goal. Unlike the case with Gangkhar Puensum, there are no rules or laws preventing you.
CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): “Mommy, are scientists real?” the boy asked his mother. “Yes, son, they are,” she replied. “Do they make stuff that is dangerous?” continued the boy. “Sometimes they do,” said the mom. “Then I want to be one when I grow up,” concluded the boy. In the coming weeks, Capricorn, I see you as being like the boy. You’ll be in the mood to brainstorm about what you might like to evolve into, and your fantasies will tend to move in the direction of what’s most adventurous and exciting. I urge you to fully indulge in those flights of fancy. It’s time to dream really big and really free. AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “I got expelled from college for cheating during my metaphysics final,” joked Woody Allen. “I got caught looking into the soul of the guy next to me.” Even if you’re not taking a big test for a metaphysics class, Aquarius, I urge you to do a lot of what Allen claimed he did: Gaze into the souls of those around you. It’s an excellent time, astrologically speaking, for you to escape the enclosed container of your own inner world and survey the raw truths and deep feelings that other people hold dear. PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “I have no doubt that in reality the future will be vastly more surprising than anything I can imagine,” said pioneering geneticist J.B.S. Haldane. I share that view, and I think it’s good to keep in mind whenever we’re tempted to rearrange our lives in accordance with the visions of those who predict the future, whether they be New Age prophets, indigenous elders, scientific experts or political pundits. Nobody knows much of anything about how it’s all going to unfold! The future is not set in stone, but is totally up for grabs. The sooner you make that an everyday reminder, the more aggressive you’ll become about creating the life you want. Now is an excellent time to get the hang of it.
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A successful candidate will have excellent verbal, written and listening skills; ability to work within a team environment; self-motivated; keen attention to detail and follow-through; strong organizational skills and the ability to interact with all personality types. Send resumes to vdonze@inergyservices.com.
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Under the supervision of the School Age Coordinator, this position is responsible for the overall management and supervision of an after-school site serving children between the ages of 5 and 13. Responsibilities include: supervising staff and providing regular as well as formal end-of-the-year, written work performance evaluations on each staff member, communicating and relating to staff, parents, peers and supervisors in a professional manner at all times and working with all site staff to produce a monthly calendar of events which reflects a variety of choices and is developmentally appropriate to the population being served. Directors provide effective, ongoing communication with parents through daily conversations, formal newsletters once a month and informal written communications. This is a part-time position between the hours of 2:30 and 6 p.m., Monday through Friday, with additional time for curriculum planning. Bachelor’s degree in early childhood, elementary education, human development or recreation and two (2) years experience working with groups of school-age children, or meet the minimal requirements required by the state of Vermont. Program positions are open in the following towns: Barre, Jericho, Huntington, Shelburne, St. Albans, Underhill ID and Williston Central, as well as a floating director position. We also have an after-kindergarten position open in Charlotte. If interested, please email your resume and a cover letter to Julie Peterson at jpeterson@gbymca.org. If you have questions, please call Julie at 802-862-8993 x152. The YMCA is an equal opportunity provider and employer. We are for youth development, healthy living and social responsibility.
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Assistant The Y is recruiting for AfterSchool Program Assistant positions at various sites beginning immediately. We are looking for people who have experience with school-age children, can relate to their parents, are able to engage with both and oversee their children’s safety. This is a very rewarding position for someone who has afternoons free and enjoys children. The Assistant provides supervision and educational activities for children ranging in age from 5 to 13.
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The hours are 2:30 to 6 p.m., Monday through Friday, unless otherwise noted. Experience working with groups of schoolage children is preferred. If interested, please email your resume and a cover letter to Tricia Pawlik at tpawlik@ gbymca.org. If you have questions, please call Tricia at 802-862-8993 x150. The YMCA is an equal opportunity provider and employer. We are for youth development, healthy living, and social responsibility.
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Shared Living Provider Opportunities HowardCenter’s Shared Living Provider program matches people with developmental disabilities with individuals, couples or families to provide a home, day-to-day assistance and individualized support needs.
Active 23-yeAr-old womAn who is a dedicated equestrian requires a couple or single person, without children living at home, who is looking for a professional stay-at-home career. Ideal home is located in rural Chittenden County (Jericho, Charlotte, Westford, Bolton, Underhill, etc.) and will welcome her yellow-Lab-mix therapy dog and her own horse. Knowledge of PDD and co-ocurring mental illness desired. Annual tax-free stipend of $35,000 combined with room/board and respite budget make this an exciting professional opportunity. Anne Vernon, 488-6309. HowardCenter is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Minorities, people of color and persons with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY. We offer competitive pay and a comprehensive benefits package to qualified employees.
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Full-time WasteWater Plant OPeratOr
The Village of Essex Junction seeks a detail-oriented water quality professional with Grade 1 or higher wastewater certification (or ability to obtain it within six months). Must be competent in math and possess mechanical skills needed to perform a variety of skilled and semi-skilled technical and maintenance work in the operation and repair of the wastewater treatment facility and systems.
envirOnmental technical assistant The Village of Essex Junction seeks a self-motivated, detail-oriented, organized person to provide technical assistance to the Water Quality Superintendent. Duties include spreadsheet and database work related to stormwater and wastewater processes and regulatory compliance. This is a one-year, 40 hrs./week, contractual position that provides flexibility to the employee to gain relevant work experience. Application forms available at the Village of Essex Junction, 2 Lincoln St., Essex Junction, VT 05452 or at www.essexjunction.org. EOE Offering competitive wages and benefits.
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just cant find “it” Not that I can’t get it! Just trying to find someone who can match my sexuality, which is very driven. So far it’s been pretty difficult. I don’t have an ego but told I’m pretty good looking. Cougar and group fantasies! mblairoriginal, 25, l, #121807 no strings attached I’m just looking for a good time with no commitment. Just go crazy together and trust me you won’t be disappointed. If there are any sexy ladies who are up for it, e-mail me and I will tell you and show you more. paybacktime, 26, #121803 FunFunFun Lets Play Looking to meet new person to have some fun and play with. I’ll try anything twice. Let’s meet and see what happens. Can be discreet, fun, serious, playful. Whatever it takes to meet you. playman, 51, #121794 Dom looking for his sub Dominant male looking for a sub. Not into humiliation or abuse. I’m easy on the eyes, have a good professional job and I am respectful. Hope to hear from someone. New2thescene, 39, #121783 Not even trying anymore Let’s see. I’m balding, no money, no prospects, no personality, will lead you on and never commit, immature, selfcentered, judgmental, condescending, pretentious, cold but prone to occasional verbal outbursts, skin condition, weird-looking, sickeningly approval-seeking, personalitydisordered and otherwise completely at a loss in terms of having anything to offer a woman in a relationship except I’m good in bed. Hooked yet? HotCreamyLove, 43, l, #115910 Seeking sexy lover Just looking for NSA romp in the summer. High sex drive looking to explore some local lovers. floralover, 37, #108752 Young guy for sexual women I’m a college guy looking to have mind-blowing sexual experiences with women who love to be turned on. I particularly love giving oral, no reciprocation needed. Getting you all wet really turns me on. Whatever you’re into, let’s have some fun! Let me turn you on and keep it going all night long. YoungLover, 19, l, #121768 the right kind of trouble Women are really interesting; there’s such diversity from one person to the next, so many facets within each person. I’m attracted to the female
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shy guy needs a friend I’m not really looking for a relationship, I would like to find a FWB. I don’t really know what else to say except I’m a shy guy and would like to meet someone nice and fun. I don’t really mind if they want to be friends, FWB, or more. BrokenHeart, 28, #121665 Love Mature Women Young guy here, always fantasized about mature women. Not plastic 50 year olds you see in porn but a real, mature woman. Want...NEED to fulfill this fantasy. elentorn, 24, u, #121657 Cunning Linguist Seeks Good Conversation Educated, professional, 55, tall, heavy set. “Oh God, I’m cumming” is music to my ears. I’m bi, so your man’s welcome. I’m very oral, good with my hands and love toys. D/d free, discretion given and expected. Have Hitachi, will travel. I think brains are sexy, don’t you? RogerD, 55, l, #121645
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just cant find “it” Not that I can’t get it! Just trying to find someone who can match my sexuality, which is very driven. So far it’s been pretty difficult. I don’t have an ego but told I’m pretty good looking. Cougar and group fantasies! mblairoriginal, 25, l, #121807 FROM HIS ONLINE PROFILE: Great sex calls for lots of... totally letting go with the person you’re with, communicating what you want, being able to be totally uninhibited. spontaneous. I can make people laugh. Then there is love and sex discussed in “Stranger in a Strange Land.” Google it. ThinkR, 61, #101523 looking for somthing fun I’m well built. I love to play so tell me what you like and we will see if we match up. illbtu, 31, #121720 The lady cums first Looking for a lady that wants to be pleasured with the tongue. I welcome married ladies that are bored with what’s at home. tongueaction, 39, #121710 Dominant top wanted Submissive, masculine bottom looking for m2m fun with masculine dominant top. I’ll worship and serve you, let me know what you want or need. dgoss802, 45, #121700 Bark For Me. Tonight. Let’s get a collar on you and teach you some manners. Don’t make me repeat myself or I’ll have to punish you. Not looking to just dominate, I can take orders. I have a tongue made for licking and an insatiable hunger to satisfy women. Late 20s, tall and well endowed. Let’s eat out then I can eat you out. HardFeelsGood, 27, l, #121680 Need older woman’s help Looking for an older woman with experience between 30-45 to show me the ropes. I’ll try anything at least once and anal is a must. FreshnFlyVt, 20, #121674
Hot and Fun! I am a big, fun and erotic guy, but carry it well with a good build. You will enjoy my company. I am looking for a woman that would also like to have some no-strings fun once in a while at her place. Be it for play, arousal, touch and explore or to carry out a fetish. puzzleman65, 53, l, #121644
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normal, intelligent, decentlooking, U2? Looking for a decent-looking, inshape, intelligent couple (like us) to fool around with. No cigarette smokers. We’re educated, liberal, ~39, live near Burlington, exercise regularly, enjoy good wine and food. curiouscpl, 37, l, #106297 Sexy young couple looking! We are new to this and looking for a couple or female to meet, have drinks and see where it goes from there. Or looking for a couple who is not new to this who can show us the ropes! She is 5’7”, 125lbs slender (hot). He is 6’2”, 200lbs. Athletic, professional and clean, looking for same. 3330adventurecouple, 33, #121682
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Redheaded Metal Guitar Master It’s always been us against the world and I wouldn’t have it any other way! We always look forward to reading these every week. I love you, my Atom! Don’t worry, I wont keep you for long - I’ll keep you forever! Here is to beer and metal guitars - you make life the best. When: Tuesday, December 20, 2011. Where: This morning. You: Man. Me: Woman. #909368 City Mkt Grape Eater You in your heather-grey shirt with a hair clip attached to the bottom right and denim capris with flip flops, hair up, and were carrying a yellow bag. You caught my eye as you were sampling the grapes at the front of the store around 9 a.m. on 8/12. I was wearing a red, white and blue shirt and blue shorts. When: Friday, August 12, 2011. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #909367 Bearded Blond Bartender Saw you behind the bar, thought we shared a moment. I was the short brunette in the fedora. Watched you eating pizza; I want to finish your crust. When: Friday, August 12, 2011. Where: Mexicali. You: Man. Me: Woman. #909366
Tiny Thai Hottie To the cute waiter at Tiny Thai in Essex, even if the food wasn’t so delicious, you’d still be worth coming back for! When: Wednesday, August 10, 2011. Where: Tiny Thai. You: Man. Me: Woman. #909359
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Cute blonde at Walmart Hi. You were shopping at 5:40 p.m. I first saw you in the back of the store, then again in the front near Personal Care. I was wearing a black shirt, green shorts. I have a goatee and black glasses. I think we shared a moment. Coffee sometime? When: Tuesday, August 9, 2011. Where: Williston Walmart. You: Woman. Me: Man. #909354 Blue wearing jeweler on Main I wouldn’t wear what you were selling, but if the right lady came along I would certainly buy her one of your lovelies. However, the prettiest thing at that table was you. I caught your little wink. I hope the next time I encounter you I receive another wink to affirm mutual interest! When: Monday, August 8, 2011. Where: Main Street jewelry stand. You: Woman. Me: Man. #909353 Burlington Harley Girl Downtown Burlington: pulled up next to you and said “You know, I’m a sucker for chicks on Harleys.” Your response was so funny (and dirty) I laughed out loud. I want to take you up on your offer! You are so cute and I am dying for a ride on your bike and maybe a ride in your bed after. When: Monday, August 8, 2011. Where: downtown Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #909352 Three Penny Tap Room To the bartender in green Saturday night...thanks for the cab driver’s phone number! Can I have yours, too? When: Saturday, August 6, 2011. Where: Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #909351
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RE: Friend! Yes, Friend! Glo? I thought that was Tuesday? Maybe a coincidence, but if not, our friendship may be doomed for repeated failure anyway, considering I can’t help falling in love with you over and over again. All I ask is that you give me a chance. You still owe me a date and I’ll be waiting with flowers if you decide
Farmhouse beer garden bartender To the female bartender at the Farmhouse beer garden August 3rd (Weiss Weiss Baby). You are very cute. Thanks for the beers and the smile. When: Wednesday, August 3, 2011. Where: Farmhouse beer garden. You: Woman. Me: Man. #909342
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mistress maeve Dear Mistress Maeve,
Why are some guys into body odor? I am dating this guy who started grinding his nose into my armpits the first time we fooled around. Now that we’ve been dating a while, he asks me not to shower before we have sex because he says he likes my “scent.” He gets even more excited when we have sex after I get home from the gym — he even goes down on me, saying my vagina tastes better after a good workout. For the most part I don’t mind his attraction to my natural body smell, but I think it’s a little weird.
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Sense of smell is a huge contributing factor to arousal, just like sight, taste and feel. For some people, your guy included, the olfactory system goes into overdrive when it detects the natural odors emitted by the human body. I’m no scientist, but from what I gather, it all has to do with pheromones — the chemicals present in animals that garner reactions from others of the species. You’ve heard the term “sexual chemistry,” right? Well, according to many studies, a lot of chemistry comes from one’s olfactory responders reacting to someone else’s scent or pheromones. There’s even a study from the University of Pennsylvania that says women are more relaxed and open to sex after smelling the armpits of a sweaty male — so perhaps you ought to return your guy’s underarm advances. The bottom line is that your partner can’t get enough of you — appreciate it. Your guy is attracted to the natural you, not the you who’s slathered in beauty products and perfume. My advice is to lie back, relax and enjoy every pungent moment of his attention.
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The Dreadlock Bride Now we are back at the lake. No time to take a break. A gift for you from lovely Ames. Let’s get dirty and play some… When: Saturday, August Snow Farm Winery Waterbury shaws phenomenal 13, 2011. Where: Mt. Pisgah. You: Horticulturist/Pourer cranium Woman. Me: Woman. #909349 Extraordinaire 1x3-cbhb-personals-alt.indd 1 6/14/10 2:39:13 PM I witnessed and was amazed by the You poured me some wine on Thursday perfection of your naked cranium, Where the balls fly night, 8/11, but said you’re usually out eyes and composure. You: blue I definitely did not expect to see you pruning. In my usual smooth way, I button-up shirt, dark blue pants and there. Hopefully I will see you again. knocked the glass over while paying. just a hand basket. Me: petite, short Pre-law is it. Yea, I am looking for a I’m sure my face was as red as my dark hair, tan pants, grey T-shirt and baking buddy. Tired of kneading dough hair! I didn’t catch your name, but I’d just a hand basket. The last glimpse alone. I can’t promise much, but I like to learn more about the vineyard I had, you at customer service. Are can promise to make you smile and business and about you, too. Perhaps you local? Has your crown been laugh. And be rich. When: Saturday, over some wine? When: Thursday, bronzed? When: Tuesday, August August 6, 2011. Where: Colchester. August 11, 2011. Where: Snow Farm 9, 2011. Where: Waterbury Shaws. You: Woman. Me: Man. #909348 Vinyard & Winery in South Hero. You: Man. Me: Woman. #909358 You: Woman. Me: Man. #909365 One-of-a-kind Beauty Yellow Sunglasses in Red Prius Every now and then you come across Hooping Goddess We were driving south on Shelburne someone who takes your breath away. Saw you doing sweet tricks with your Road Monday around 4 p.m. You were On Friday, August 5th at Simon’s Mobil homemade hoops. You looked super fly wearing bright yellow sunglasses in Essex somewhere around 12:45 p.m. with your new piercing. Whether you’re driving your red Prius and I was in a I lost my breath! To the girl wearing chillin in ticket booths or chopping up grey Subaru hatchback. We exchanged the tan summer dress and pimped cheese, you’re da best! When: Thursday, several glances as we passed each out hat w/ shades on, you’re a beauty! August 11, 2011. Where: Shelburne. other and waved as we parted ways I wish I had offered to wash your... You: Woman. Me: Man. #909363 just before Shelburne Village. Let’s When: Friday, August 5, 2011. Where: grab lunch. When: Monday, August Simon’s Mobile, Jericho Rd., Essex. Hotness at the Waterfront 8, 2011. Where: Shelburne Road. You: Woman. Me: Man. #909347 Handsome stranger finally spotted You: Woman. Me: Man. #909357 again. First at Higher Ground a long Tried to sell you something time ago. I should have spied you Pumping Gas together last night Corner of Hungerford and Buell. I was then. You invited me (buxom blonde) You noticed by what I was wearing that wearing shades and a dark shirt. I tried to take a picture of your smoking I worked at a restaurant, and when to sell you something you didn’t have self (wild brown hair). You should you asked where I told you. I wanted but didn’t want. I gave you a piece of say hello. When: Friday, August to keep the conversation going but it paper. I think you’re pretty and I like 5, 2011. Where: Waterfront. You: was late and you were with a friend. I’d your smile. Your eyes kinda twinkle, it Man. Me: Woman. #909362 really like to get to know you. When: was cool. Give me a shout if you wanna Tuesday, August 9, 2011. Where: On hang out. When: Thursday, August 4, Re: 5 Corners Hottie the corner of Willard and Dorset. 2011. Where: Hungerford and Buell. You were the guy in the redish truck You: Woman. Me: Man. #909356 You: Woman. Me: Man. #909346 with the great smile? I was definitely thinking I should’ve given you my TO PLUTO AnD BACK Your smile hit The SPOT! number. Hopefully we’ll meet again You are such a catch and I am so lucky First saw you at The Spot months ago soon. :) When: Tuesday, August 2, to have you in my life again. I love the and was hooked at ‘what can I get you 2011. Where: Essex five corners. way you make me laugh, smile and to drink?’ Picked your place for a late You: Man. Me: Woman. #909360 love. No matter what I will always love solo breakfast Friday morning. The you to Pluto and back! When: Tuesday, food is good but definitely not the August 9, 2011. Where: In my little best part! Your smile always has me heart. You: Man. Me: Woman. #909355
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