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WESTWARD HO? There was a time in the course of human history when a thorn in the side of the community was simply banished from the community, no longer allowed to be there [“The Hate Debate,” March 29]. A person who is threatening the ideals and, worse, the personal safety of a majority of the members of a community should simply not be allowed to be there. It is one thing to have an opinion. In fact, people who don’t have opinions are boring. But when a person is advocating violence against the many groups for which Vermont is known as a safe haven, and against individuals out of personal dislike, I say it is time to take a stand. Do we want Mr. Happy living in our community? Talking to our children on their way home from school? I know I don’t. So, Mr. Happy, I say get the hell out of Vermont! Katie May
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More Montpelier Music Blogs On a per capita basis, we must be approaching Brooklyn-like proportions of music bloggers. Between this blog, Latitude 44.2N, Analog Giant, Tiny Meat and Mindless in Montpelier, there are now five blogs talking, at least in part, about music in the area. For Barre/Montpelier, that’s about one music blogger per 3,400 people. In order for Brooklyn to match that rate, there would have to be 725 music bloggers in Brooklyn. Actually, I take that back, Brooklyn may very well have 725 music bloggers. Regardless, I just recently learned of Tiny Meat and Mindless in Montpelier. Both are fun blogs. If you’ve ever been to the Montpelier farmer’s market, you’ve seen the Tiny Meat folks selling their cool hipster iPod covers, wallets, card cases and wristbands. The urban artsy designs and colors are very un-Montpelier, which makes their booth at the market so eye-catching. It’s a fun contrast to the sun-faded color of the organic farmers. In addition to their online store, they also keep a cool blog. My favorite part is the indie rock Tuesday posts with downloads. Lots of bands I haven’t seen on other indie blogs.
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about John Long made me think again and again of a wounded animal that lashes out in confusion and fear at anything that moves. His speech must be labeled as “hate,” but it seems to be a hate born of pure pain. I feel sad for him, and I sincerely hope that somehow, someday, someone is able to help him. Anyway, I hope that the Champlain Valley is able to treat Mr. Long with my two Cs of dealing with volatile individuals: compassion and caution. I applaud Ken Picard for taking on this story and going to such a thoughtful, insightful place with it. And I further applaud Seven Days for having the courage to put it on your cover. Molly Hodgdon SOUTH BURLINGTON
TV TURN-OFF I read with interest your piece on John Long [“The Hate Debate,” March 29]. His program on VCAM forced me to remove Channel 15 from my home television last spring. In March 2005 he was airing video of beheadings from Iraq, which I accidentally stumbled upon while changing channels. It took a long time for these horrible images to fade from my mind. I had no way of knowing when this program would air, and took the step of removing the channel through my television’s menu.
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I addressed the issue with a member of the VCAM board who defended Mr. Long’s right to air any content at 11 p.m. He argued that moving his program to the late night hours would effectively censor him, and that was a step they would not take. While I am disgusted by Mr. Long’s views, I do believe he has a right to say what he wants to say. However, I do not believe he has a right to traumatize those viewers who accidentally come across the most traumatic of images on his show at 11 p.m. In my opinion, VCAM’s board supports the airing of graphic murder, torture and beheading videos at 11 p.m., and as such, is astoundingly out of touch with the “local community standards” with which they are charged to uphold. VCAM has lost me as a viewer until such content is restricted to a time when most viewers would not likely fall upon such content. I would urge all Seven Days readers who are appalled by this content to take issue not with Mr. Long, but with the defenders of his content: the board of VCAM. Brennan Neill BURLINGTON
FAIR AND BALANCED Last week’s article by Ken Picard [“The Hate Debate” March 29] was refreshingly objective coverage of a topic so wrought with passions. It was a balanced attempt to
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validate both John Long, the voice of hateful prejudice, and John Long, the history behind that voice which refuses to be silenced. The issue is not an examination of ethics, but of social merit. John Long’s voice, whether or not it resonates with others (which it does to some degree however great or small), cannot simply be shoved beneath the carpet. To deny this hatred, which is so great a part of our own national history, is regressive. Active voices like Long’s, however psychotic they are (for
this may be their greatest attribute in face of a silent neuroticism), vehemently refuse to tiptoe around a status quo of political correctness sold as social and ethnic harmony. Dan Lembo BURLINGTON
WEENIE ROAST I recently read your article on Mr. Happy [“The Hate Debate,” March 29], and it begged one question: What kind of weenie sits around in his office agonizing over whether or not to “give attention”
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to someone who has their own television show and appears to be generating plenty of attention as it is? And that goes double when the weenie in question works for a small circulation “alternative” weekly. What’s wrong with you? A story is interesting or it is not. You are in no position to determine who does or does not get attention in this world — people get attention first, then you follow them trying to use their attention to build your circulation.
That is how media works. Grow up and grow out of journalism school. Bill White ROANOKE, VA
White identifies himself as a member of the National Socialist Movement. He posted the “Mr. Happy” story on his website, overthrow.com, with the title, “Crazy homeless guy upsetting Vermont homos.” IN WHOSE BACKYARD? The Burlington Business Association position on the Northern Lights project [“Homeless Advocates Critical of Female-Offender Home,” March 25] has generated a lot of discussion, which is what its board members wanted. The position statement recommended that “prior to the location of any new social services in the Downtown area, there be a comprehensive public process, that includes a study on the impact on the city’s economy and budget, on residents, and on the business community, on the Community Outreach Program and other existing social services, on the organizations that provide financial support for these services, and on city services.” The BBA Board wishes to reiterate that we are not opposed to the Northern Lights project. We believe that it is both rational and
sensible for there to be reasonable process, which involves notification of neighbors and opportunity for public comment. Social and municipal services, which serve downtown residents, have expressed concern about the stress this project would place on their resources. It is important to listen to their concerns and weigh them with other considered public comment. We want to see the Northern Lights project be successful in the best possible location for all concerned, including its resident population. We encourage an open, civil and positive continuing discussion. Tim Halvorson CHARLOTTE
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practical to vaccine animals against it, the only effective tool for controlling its spread is to be able to rapidly identify — and quarantine — contaminated farms. Kerr emphasized that the Agency of Agriculture is considering the premises ID program only, not the more intrusive electronic tagging and animal “traceback” components. Currently, Vermont farms and homesteads can register voluntarily with the Agency of Agriculture. “Given the cost to the farm community and the political controversy that the pressure groups are going to apply, I don’t think that individual animal ID is necessary enough for us to deal with
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domestic livestock, including chickens, cows, pigs, goats, sheep, horses and other common farm animals. Registration would be mandatory regardless of whether the animals are raised for commercial use, personal consumption or as pets. A second component would require that all animals be assigned identification numbers indicating where they’re housed. Animals on small farms would receive individual numbers, while larger operations would be able to identify entire herds or flocks with a single number. Finally, animals would be tagged with electronic tracking devices for easy identification. Thus far, domestic pets such as cats, dogs, rabbits and birds are not included in NAIS. Two weeks ago, Vermont Secretary of Agriculture Steve Kerr explained the system to the House Agriculture Committee and answered lawmakers’ questions. Kerr said that Vermont plans to adopt a premises-identification system within the next year, with draft rules due out in the coming weeks. Premises ID is essential for checking the spread of a major outbreak — notably, avian flu, which could arrive on the West Coast as soon as August, Kerr explained. Since avian flu is being spread worldwide by wild birds and it’s not
the animal health risk,” Kerr said. Comparing NAIS to the 911 emergency-response system, he emphasized that a premises ID database would contain only the names, addresses and locations of farms and homesteads, and the breeds kept at that location. No personal or financial data would be gathered. “I would say to all of us who worry about intrusive government — and I am one of those — there are times in life when tradeoffs need to be made,” Kerr said. The National Institute for Animal Agriculture, the industry group that helped develop NAIS, asserts in its literature that “Support for a national identification system is now nearly universal.” That doesn’t appear to be the case in Vermont, however, where there’s growing apprehension about how NAIS would impact small and moderately sized farms. Fran Hurlburt of Wicken Fen Farms, a small, specialty egg operation in Topsham, first learned about NAIS in a poultry magazine. Despite Agency of Agriculture assurances, she believes Vermonters will eventually be forced to register their animals, too. She says there’s no way they’ll sport computer chips. “That really creeps me out
because nobody has any business looking into my barn,” she says. “To me, it’s like a church.” Hurlburt asserts that NAIS benefits big livestock producers over small farmers. “A cattle rancher in Texas, for example, who has a thousand head can register all his animals under one number,” she says, “but my dairy farmer up the road who’s got 16 girls milking in his barn has to register them individually.” Paul Horton, a vegetable grower in Benson who also raises a few chicken and pigs each year, says the more he learns about NAIS, the less he likes it. “This isn’t a farmers’ issue. This is a personal freedom issue,” Horton says. “Maybe next time we’ll all be required to register our radios and televisions.” Horton says he will give up his animals before he participates. And that, he contends, is exactly what the large livestock producers want. Horton’s sentiments seemed to be shared by other farmers statewide, according to Amy Shollenberger, policy director for the farm advocacy group, Rural Vermont. Libertarians oppose it on civil-liberties grounds. Progressives express fears about how NAIS benefits factory farming and compromises local family farms and food security. Religious groups such as the Mennonites oppose livestock branding and tagging on animalcruelty grounds. Shollenberger says that many also fear that NAIS will enable the government to quarantine farms and slaughter animals at will in the event of an epidemic. Shollenberger says her office is receiving between two and 20 calls per day on this issue. According to Shollenberger, farmers are concerned that NAIS is being pushed to help large livestock producers open up foreign markets in Europe and Asia, where consumers want more assurances about the safety of American-bred animals. Hurlburt, who spoke about her opposition to NAIS on WDEV’s “The Mark Johnson Show” on March 7, says she expected her more conservative neighbors to support the system. “It wasn’t that way at all,” she says. “A lot of them said, ‘You send those government people to count my cows and I’m gonna meet them at the front of the farm with a shotgun.” m
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BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN — in Vermont? A group of film fans wants to name a Green Mountain peak after the Academy Awardwinning movie about two gay ranch hands in Montana. “Our goal,” they write at www.broke backmountainvermont.com, “is simply to dedicate our mountain as an eternal tribute to a movie that changed so many lives for the better.” Brokeback Mountain is based on a short story by former Vermonter E. Annie Proulx. The effort is the brainchild of “John,” who writes in an email that he prefers to keep his identity secret — especially from his homophobic boss. John has not yet chosen a mountain, but he has created an online petition supporting the idea. It’s addressed to the State Board of Libraries, the agency responsible for naming geographic features. The quirky nature of this quest has attracted attention from TV stations and Internet news sites including Yahoo and Gay.com, and has even drawn a comment from Governor Jim Douglas’ office. Press Secretary Jason Gibbs told WPTZ TV in Plattsburgh that the guv is “completely neutral about the idea.” The Brokeback petition has
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BURLINGTON — More than 100 college students gathered at the University of Vermont early Saturday morning for a 38-mile bike ride to Montpelier. The April 1 trek, an effort to promote renewable energy, culminated in an afternoon rally at Montpelier High School. Organizers from the Vermont Campus Energy Group dubbed the event “Fossil Fools Day.” Cyclists from UVM, Champlain and St. Michael’s Colleges began massing at the UVM green shortly after 8; four long white vans carrying students from Middlebury College arrived around 45 minutes later. Some (who had scanned the morning headlines) noted that oil prices are once again climbing to $70 a barrel. UVM Sophomore Ashley Hall rested before the ride on the grass in front of Ira Allen Chapel. She wore an Earth Day T-shirt and shorts that showed off a sizable scar on her left knee; Hall fell while training for last year’s ride, and had to have surgery. The 20year-old admitted to being scared of the distance, but said she was determined to complete the trip on her 24-speed neon blue Gary Fisher Wahoo. “I want to prove that you don’t have to be a professional athlete to switch over to alternative transportation,” she said. “If I can do it, anybody can do it.” Middlebury first-year student Chester Harvey, who helped organize the event, addressed the riders
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BURLINGTON — There’s been a “dramatic upsurge� in student participation in the Labor Movement over the last three years, and this trend has been particularly evident at the University of Vermont. That was the assessment of Stewart Acuff, organizing director of the AFLCIO, who was in Burlington last week to help UVM’s Student Labor Action Project (SLAP) launch its “Student Labor Week of Action.� On March 30, SLAP kicked off a week of labor-related events, which will culminate in a large labor demonstration scheduled for April 7. UVM’s Student Labor Week of Action coincides with 242 events being held on 162 campuses across the country. The goal, organizers say, is to focus public attention on rising tuitions and fees, the outsourcing of campus services and union-busting activities by institutions of higher learning. SLAP activists are calling on UVM administrators to pay all campus employees a livable wage, to respect workers’ right to organize, to bargain in good faith, and to only hire contractors who engage in responsible employment practices. Students are also demanding that UVM be more responsible in how it selects outside contractors that provide campus services. In an interview with Seven Days, Maryland-based Acuff explained that UVM students appear to be more engaged in their local labor movement than their counterparts at other campuses. “I’m here in Burlington because they’ve had such a great
campaign for the last two years to get the university to do the right thing,� Acuff said. “It’s been a great coalition.� Acuff admitted that the AFLCIO stands to benefit from cultivating a new generation of employees who are sympathetic to union causes. Last July, the union suffered a serious setback when two unions representing 3.2
Student awareness of their political and economic clout has also coincided with the growing “corporatization� of higher education, Acuff said. Many otherwise liberal and worker-friendly institutions, including UVM, have been strongly anti-union, and some have even sought the services of anti-union consultants to squelch organizing efforts. New York
Many otherwise liberal and worker-friendly institutions, including UVM, have been strongly anti-union. million workers — the Teamsters and the Service Employees International Union — broke from the AFL-CIO. “We understand that the American Labor Movement is in a crisis, as is the global labor movement,� Acuff said. “Neoliberalism is taking its toll.� But since 1999 and the “Battle in Seattle,� Acuff noted, there’s been a growing recognition among social-justice activists — union organizers, environmentalists, human rights groups — that they share a common adversary: namely, corporate greed. And, as this generation of college students has become more politically active than their “Gen-X� predecessors, student activists have discovered that they can be a significant political force on campus.
University, for example, terminated its bargaining with graduate workers who were trying to unionize, after the National Labor Relations Board ruled that grad students weren’t covered by the National Labor Relations Act. Similar union drives by grad workers have met similar resistance at Yale, Brown and the University of Pennsylvania. Acuff said he’s never surprised when otherwise progressive institutions, like UVM, resist union efforts. “Every organizing campaign is a struggle over money and power. And people of privilege don’t like to give up power,� he said. “What distinguishes a union member from a union activist is a passion for justice. That’s what brings students to these fights.� m
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Connector Highway, now known as the Champlain Parkway. Times change, eh? Impeachment Time? — This Saturday the Democratic State Committee will meet in Randolph to address the issue of presidential impeachment. On the table will be the so-called “Rutland Resolution” that we’ve written about in recent weeks, which has been officially adopted by eight county committees. Also on the table will be the “Grande Isle Resolution,” recently adopted by Grande Isle County Democrats. While the Rutland Resolution calls for the impeachment of President Bush, the Grande Isle Resolution merely calls on Congress “to cause to be instituted in the Congress of the United States proper proceedings for the investigation of the activities of President George W. Bush, to see whether he should be impeached and removed from such office.” Supporters of the Rutland Resolution want to see the Vermont Legislature adopt it before they go home for the summer. The Rutland document finds “that the General Assembly of the State of Vermont has good cause for submitting charges to the U.S. House of Representatives under Section 603 as grounds for George W. Bush’s impeachment.” That’s a reference to Sec. 603 of Jefferson’s Manual, which is used to guide House procedure. Sec. 603 allows for impeachment proceedings to begin with a resolution adopted by a single state legislature. But despite the fact that the Vermont legislature is under the control of the Democratic Party, the Democratic leadership is not encouraging this impeachment debate. “I totally empathize with the frustration over our federal government and President Bush,” said House Speaker Gaye Symington. “I think he’s a terrible president and I think he’s done a real disservice to Vermonters and to the country. But I’m not going to jump into concluding he should be impeached without making sure there is some kind of investigation first.” Investigation first? “There’s a cost in terms of time,” added the Speaker. “There’s a cost in terms of the partisan edginess of the building, which I’m already trying to tone down. I think we want to be careful to the extent that we stand up and get into a debate that ends up being clearly partisan.” Clearly, if the Rutland Resolution makes it through Saturday’s Democratic Party state committee meeting intact, getting attention in the Vermont House will obviously require changing the House Speaker’s mind.
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Salmon Rising? — Our sources say Tom Salmon Jr., son of the former Democratic governor, is all primed and poised to enter the state auditor’s race. The current state auditor, Randy Brock, is a Republican. Junior is a Rockingham selectman and a CPA, and currently works with troubled youth. Nice resume. Mr. Salmon could not be reached for comment Tuesday afternoon. Interesting. State’s Attorney’s Race — It didn’t get any press attention, but the biggest political campaign kickoff Burlington has seen in quite some time happened at ECHO on the Waterfront Friday evening. That’s where hometown boy T.J. Donovan kicked off his campaign to succeed Bob Simpson as Chittenden County’s next state’s attorney. Simpson, a highly respected veteran, is retiring. Remember, Chittenden County State’s Attorney was the last job a young prosecutor named Patrick Leahy had before winning the 1974 U.S. Senate race. What ever became of him, anyway? T.J. has been a prosecutor both here and in Philadelphia, and is currently in private practice. His mom is Burlington Democratic State Rep. Johanna Leddy Donovan. Needless to say, Mr. Donovan’s political roots run deep, and most of old Irish Burlington was on hand for his campaign kickoff. Several other local attorneys are considering the race, among them a certain Toyota owner with a British accent. Some may have noticed Assistant Attorney General John Treadwell popping up lately in TV spots for a certain Burlington-area Toyota dealership. Kind of reminds us of Democratic congressional candidate Peter Welch’s old TV ads for his law practice. Despite the London accent, Treadwell was born in New York City and moved to England at 18 months. He told “Inside Track” he currently motors about in his third consecutive Toyota, a Highlander Hybrid. He said he asked his superiors at the attorney general’s office about doing the Toyota ads and was told they had “no problem.” He told us he was merely “a private citizen asked to help a local business.” Cheerio! Graff Update — It’s been two weeks since his firing, but former Vermont Associated Press Bureau Chief Christopher Graff is still making news. On Monday, Washington Post media-watcher Howard Kurtz’ “Mystery Dismissal” had jaws flapping in Foggy Bottom. It still leaves an Orwellian taste in one’s mouth to read once more that the Associated Press axed its Montpelier, Vermont, fixture because he moved an “open government” Sunshine Week column by Vermont’s senior U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy on the AP wire without an appropriate rebuttal. Wrote Kurtz: The irony of the AP marking Sunshine Week by refusing to dis-
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cuss his firing has been rather obvious. “I understand our inability to talk about it has made some people angry, but that doesn’t change the facts,” says AP spokeswoman Kathleen Carroll. Graff, who cannot discuss the case because of a nondisclosure agreement, says he was “absolutely shocked” by the firing but “overwhelmed” by the show of support. “If I can bring together a Republican, Democrat, independent and socialist, it’s for the good,” he says. Closer to home, two former Montpelier “institutions” have let their feelings be known. Norris Hoyt, a former tax commissioner and legislator, let loose with a letter in the Rutland Herald that zeroed in on Herald publisher R. John Mitchell, who currently holds a seat on the Associated Press board of directors. Wrote Norrie: Mr. Mitchell’s refusal to get involved also does not promote AP’s best interests, because it seems that Chris Graff’s firing was done in the service of a rightwing political agenda and is designed to censor what moves on AP’s wires. Who in Vermont will ever again have any confidence in any AP story? Mr. Mitchell’s inaction seems baffling and, to this reader, carries at least a faint whiff of cowardice. Is something else going on here? Mr. Mitchell, if you won’t help Chris Graff, will you at least do something to end AP’s refusal to report this story on its wires? AP’s censorship of this, Vermont’s leading news story, would be right at home in Putin’s Russia. Perhaps the AP board members should move to Moscow. Ouch! We’ve also heard from former Democratic House Speaker Ralph Wright, now retired in Florida. “My memories of Chris,” writes the legendary Vermont speaker (1985-1995) in an email, “are ones that had no fear in them. I always felt that he never wrote anything with the aim to gain stature by standing atop some other poor soul’s body.” That, noted Ralph, is “the highest compliment a politician can pay to one of you guys. There wasn’t a gotcha bone in his body. He was most close with (former Gov.) Dick Snelling, perhaps, but I think the attraction was character driven. They both had it.” Amen. Media Notes — The word from WCAX-TV News is that longtime assignment editor George Wilson has retired. George produced and anchored the noon news for 18 years and had been at Ch. 3 almost three decades. Mr. Wilson left quietly, not even returning our phone call for an exit interview. Bonne chance, Mr. Wilson! m
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theborowitz report BY ANDY BOROWITZ White House Ousts Pastry Chef; Shakeup Complete Attempting to answer the calls within his own party to shake up his beleaguered administration, President George W. Bush today ousted the White House pastry chef and pronounced the shakeup complete. “There have been many Republicans in Congress who have been calling upon me to do something drastic,� Mr. Bush told reporters at the White House. “I am convinced that by firing the pastry chef, we have fixed the problems.� Mr. Bush, while declining to “play the blame game,� indicated that after much consideration he had concluded that the White House pastry chef was at the root of most of the problems of his administration. “Let’s face it, during the run-up to the war in Iraq, there was all of that talk about weapons of mass destruction, and the pastry chef didn’t say anything about it,� Mr. Bush said. “If he knew that the intelligence was faulty, he should have spoken up.� The president added that the pastry chef was “slow to act� in the aftermath of Hurricane Katrina: “Basically, he was just in the kitchen baking the whole time.� While Mr. Bush said that firing the White House pastry chef would probably solve all of the problems plaguing his administration of late, he was not afraid to take future action if warranted. “I am fully prepared to fire the person who waters the plants around here,� Mr. Bush said. Elsewhere, adolescents who do not get enough sleep and then drive while drowsy pose a safety hazard, according to a new study today published in “Duh� magazine. To find out more about award-winning humorist Andy Borowitz and to read his past columns, visit the Creators Syndicate webpage at www.creators.com.
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It was beyond unreal — in fact, it was surreal — to watch and read the reports of the Senate hearings on Feingold’s motion. But, as you see, that’s a very long paragraph, containing more than one idea. So let me be more specific. My “subject� was last Friday’s contentious Senate Judiciary Committee hearing on Senator Russ Feingold’s resolution to censure President Bush, in lieu of any realistic possibility of impeaching him. Feingold’s measure relates directly to Bush’s unlawful wiretapping of American citizens, in the name of “fighting terror.� You may remember how many times Bush has told us, “We’re fighting terror over there so we don’t have to fight it over here.� But the fact is, we are fighting here — or should be, lest Bush’s bunch of criminal, corporate clones manages to dismantle our democracy altogether. It was beyond unreal — in fact, it was surreal — to watch and read the reports of the Senate hearings on Feingold’s motion. There was Sen. Orrin Hatch (R-Utah) solemnly intoning, “Wartime is not a time to weaken the commander-in-chief.� (“A good question for the senator,� writes columnist Dave Lindorff, “might be this: If the war in question is the so-called ‘War on Terror,’ when exactly might we consider it an appropriate time for ‘weakening’ the commander-in-chief?�) There was Sen. Lindsey Graham (RSouth Carolina) — a leading player in the effort to impeach President Clinton for
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Curses, Foiled Again Two masked men with semiautomatic handguns burst into a credit union in Benicia, Calif., ordered employees to drop to the ground, and demanded money. The men left after being told that they had picked a “cashless credit union,� where there are no withdrawals and deposits immediately go into a vault that only a few officials can open. “I would say that apparently they weren’t really prepared,� Benicia police Capt. Steve Mortensen said. Guess Who Authorities in Jamestown, N.C., reported that a man who robbed a convenience store wore tube socks on his hands, apparently to make sure he didn’t
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Security Administration responded by insisting that detecting explosive materials at airports “is TSA’s top priority.â€? • Some FBI agents are operating without email accounts because of budget constraints. “We just don’t have the money,â€? the agency’s top official in New York, Mark Mershon, told the Daily News editorial board, “and that is an endless stream of complaints that come from the field.â€? Sen. Charles Schumer, D-N.Y., declared, “FBI agents not having email or Internet access is much too much a pre-9/11 mentality.â€?
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leave behind any fingerprints. He didn’t conceal his face from the surveillance video, however, providing investigators with his likeness. • Police in Pelham, Ga., said that they had surveillance videos of a man robbing a convenience store wearing a milk crate on his head. They identified Marty Simpson, 46, as their suspect from a description provided by witnesses after he removed the crate as soon as he exited the store.
Shoes Off for Freedom Federal investigators checking airport security were able to carry materials needed to make a bomb through security screening at 21 airports, according to NBC News, which cited government sources that reported no machine, no swab, no screener anywhere detected the bomb materials, even when investigators deliberately triggered extra screening of bags. The Transportation
according to a team of British and U.S. researchers. Samuel Cameron, Bijou Yang and David Lester reported in Archives of Suicide Research that such deaths may increase the emotional benefits that fans derive from the dead star, as well as boost “sales of the artist’s products and associated merchandise.�
Better Off Naked Unlike other campers at Sunnier Palms Nudist Park in Fort Pierce, Fla., Paul Kuschel, 43, was wearing nylon shorts when he tried to start a generator on his new motor home. The generator backfired, spraying Kuschel with starter fluid and setting his shorts on fire, searing them to his backside. The blaze spread to the motor home, which he had bought just three days before, after moving from Dayton, Ohio, and living with his wife for a1x3-onthewall090804 month in a tent at the clothing-optional camp. “I would have
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Wishing Well Authorities in Luzerne County, Pa., charged the former president of a Make-A-Wish Foundation chapter with fabricating cases of terminally ill children and using donations for shopping sprees, home remodeling, gifts, a hot tub and a trip to the Super Bowl. Investigators said that Jessica Robertine Hardy, 53, created false paperwork and forged doctors’ signatures to defraud the charitable group of cash and merchandise worth $50,000 to $100,000. Honesty Not the Best Policy Street crimes are down in Japan, but police said that they are overwhelmed by lost-and-found items. Officials told the newspaper Yomiuri Shimbun that citizens turned in a record 10.7 million lost-property items in 2004. One-fifth of them were umbrellas. Only 1 percent of the items are ever claimed, but police are obligated to keep things for six months.
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here is strength in numbers. That’s one lesson to be drawn from this weekend’s joint concert by the Burlington Choral Society and the University of Vermont Concert Choir. With 165 singers and 45 instrumentalists, the combined ensemble creates some serious sound. Another theme is strength in unity — “celebrating town and gown, university and community,” as David Neiweem puts it. He directs both groups, but this is the first time they have performed as a single unit. The evening’s most profound message, though, is conveyed by the program itself. Peace, and its elusiveness, is the focus of Leonard Bernstein’s Bible-based Chichester Psalms. It’s also the theme of From Revenge to Forgiveness, a work UVM professor Michael Hopkins wrote for this concert, which marks its world premiere.
I wanted to write a piece that would have universal appeal to both the antiwar activist and the soldier coming back or the mother of the soldier who died. MICHAEL HOPKINS
Hopkins’ original inspiration came from the events of September 11, 2001. Like so many people, he felt he “needed to do something,” he explains. His first thought was to use Scripture to create an “American requiem.” But by the time he was finally able to work on the piece — thanks to a university grant that began last June — the political landscape had changed. Rather than focusing exclusively on grief, Hopkins decided to use war poetry from different eras to reflect “a cycle of emotion that people may go through in a period of conflict,” he says. “I wanted to write a piece that would have universal appeal to both the antiwar activist and the soldier coming back or the mother of the soldier who died.” Selecting lyrics proved challenging — there was just too much material to choose from. Sadly, war is of perennial interest. “Besides love,” Hopkins discovered, “no other topic has been more treated by poets.” The 60-minute, seven-part oratorio opens with a powerful poem entitled “Revenge.” The following section concerns combat and its consequences: Walt Whitman’s “A Vision of Armies” progresses from the bluster of battle to the “debris of all dead soldiers.” The third movement, “Suffering,” pairs a World War I poem
with Stephen Crane’s “War Is Kind.” Written during the Spanish-American conflict, it contrasts anguish over a fallen loved one with the false promise of military glory. Section Four, “Grief,” conveys a tragic sense of timelessness; in the 2000-year-old Roman text, a man reacts to news that his brother has died in a war halfway around the world. From Revenge to Forgiveness reaches its crescendo in the “Remembrance” movement, which honors fallen heroes. U.S. Poet Laureate Rita Dove penned it for the 1996 Atlanta Olympics. Hopkins’ musical climax coincides with Dove’s line, New works by Sage Tucker-Ketcham. “Remember us! Do not forget!” “Hope” follows. In this soft intermezzo, a folk fiddle tune commemorating a Anticlastic works in gold by celebrated jewelry Scottish battle introduces Lucille Clifton’s designer Michael Good. poem, “let there be a new flowering.” “After we’ve experienced grief and start Please join us for the Opening Reception: looking towards the future,” Hopkins Friday, April 7, 5 – 8 pm explains, “there’s this bright moment of hope that this will be the last war.” Not likely. The fact that prayers for peace are millennia old “implies that as humans we’re Church & Bank Streets, Burlington • 660 -2032 not able to figure it out for ourselves,” he Mon– Thurs & Sat 10 – 6 • Fri 10 – 8 • www.grannisgallery.com suggests. Accordingly, the final movement takes a religious tone. “Peace – Forgiveness” starts with a declarative, “cathedral-like” setting Used Sewing of a ceremonial Omaha Tribe song: “The Machines Blowout clear sky / the green fruitful earth is good / J\n`e^ DXZ_`e\ J\im`Z\ & up But peace among men is better.” It moves Located at 5 Corners on to “Blessed are the peacemakers” from full labor and 3 Maple Street, Essex Jct. the Sermon on the Mount, and ends with 2x1-VonBargens011106R 1/9/06 12:23 PM Page 1 Tel.: 802-878-4545 parts warranty the imploring “Dona nobis pacem.” M & W 10–6, Thur & F 1–6, Sat 10–4 Translation: Grant us peace. Hopkins, 39, has been at UVM since 1999. He began his career teaching at the 2x1.5_Smittys040506_2.indd 1 4/4/06 9:56:57 AM middle and high school level, and is well Beyond words. known for his string arrangements for teen players. From Revenge to Forgiveness is his fine diamonds 2x5-3Toms040506 4/4/06 10:02 AM Pageand1 jewelry most ambitious undertaking. 131 Church St. Burlington, VT 802-864-0012 VonBargens.com After spending a couple of months selecting his texts, Hopkins says, he sketched out the movements for choir and wrote the instrumentation as a piano score. A computer program turned his notation into a MIDI recording, which helped him hear and tweak the piece’s flow. In early November he sought Neiweem’s feedback, and the completed work went to the chorus for rehearsal in late January. Hopkins won’t hear the results until the first time the chorus rehearses with the orchestra — just four days before it’s shared with an audience. What sort of impact is he hoping for? Hopkins puts it modestly: “To get people to think about their world in a slightly different way than before.”
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I Vatican Assassin, by Mike Luoma, self-published, 260 pages, $14.99. Available through http://www. Amazon.com, http://www. Lulu.com/ mikeluoma, http://www .Glowinthe darkradio.com or at local bookstores. Café Klatch/ Vermont Book Launch. Ann Hagman Cardinal reads from Sister Chicas, with Latin music and pastries. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier. April 29, 2:30-4 p.m. Info, 828-8589. Soapbox Reading for Human Rights and Against Torture. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington. April 8, 4-5 p.m. Info, 865-5816.
t’s 2109. Humanity has colonized the moon and Mars, but all is not well in space, or on Earth, for that matter. War rages between the Universal Islamic Nation and a Western Christian, capitalist alliance known as the Universal Trade Zone. It all started with the destruction of Jerusalem in 2041, and “after Mecca was destroyed in 2070 there was no turning back.” The Muslims’ latest target is the Vatican, seat of a new unified church that calls itself “catholic” with a small C and rivals the Catholic Church of the Renaissance for intrigues and skullduggery. Sound like a dire extrapolation from the events of the past five years, dramatizing what historians like to call the “clash of civilizations” — with a dash of The Da Vinci Code’s now-fashionable, unorthodox approach to Christianity thrown in? It’s actually the premise of Mike Luoma’s self-published novel Vatican Assassin. The author is best known locally as an afternoon drive-time DJ and assistant program director at classic rock station WIZN-FM. Luoma says his science-fiction novel isn’t a response to the terrorist attacks of 9/11 — in fact, he conceived it 12 years ago, along with an elaborate future-history timeline. After September 11, “I left the project alone for six to eight months,” says Luoma, 40. “I freaked myself out. Then it made me more determined than ever to tell the story. I wasn’t surprised by 9/11 as much as I was by how soon it came. I just kept extrapolating, and I just saw that happening. Unlike in the “Star Trek” universe, I don’t think human nature is going to improve that much.” The protagonist of Vatican Assassin is just what the title suggests. Father Bernard Campion wears a priestly collar, but he’s actually a hit man who takes his orders from the pope and can’t perform a liturgy to save his life. A wisecracking Han Solo-type character, he got into the religion racket as a tax-free cover for a smuggling operation, only to be recruited for service as a ruthless anti-Muslim operative. One major motor for the novel was Luoma’s long-standing interest in religion, particularly early Christianity. He’s also just self-published a polemic in comic-book format — a “graphicthingy,” as he calls it — with the provocative title of Holy Shit: Or . . . Pat Robertson Is the AntiChrist. Rather than a personal attack on Robertson, the book is an exposition of early Christian beliefs designed to prove that modern fundamentalism directly contradicts Jesus’ message of universal love. The last page cites a host of academic Biblical scholars, such as Bart D. Ehrman, author of Lost Christianities. Luoma knows his way around Roman Catholicism better than the “priest” in his novel: He was an altar boy and, in high school, a eucharistic and liturgical minister. As an undergraduate taking required religion courses at Saint Michael’s College, he found himself questioning and then rejecting the doctrine. “I still feel that I’m a Christian,” Luoma says. “What Jesus taught was pretty cool and pretty beautiful and pretty progressive, but it’s been screwed up by the organization in place these days.” As Luoma depicts them in Vatican Assassin, neither side in the “clash of civilizations” stands for much that’s holy. We see a glimpse of an alternative when Campion is taken captive on a remote space station by a “cult leader” who calls himself the Light. Doped up on hallucinogens, he has a conversation with a mysterious voice who may or may not be the actual Jesus. The Lord grouses about people who use His name as a cover for everything, even murder. “If I’m God, do you think I need people doing stuff for me? If I’m God, ‘Thy will be done,’ you know, it’s done! . . . I’m thinking of changing my name, you know? Maybe to something like Ted.”
Vatican Assassin is the first book in a trilogy; Luoma is revising the third volume now. He tried to sell the novel to publishers and agents for two years but found it “hard to get any access,” he says. Then Luoma came across the Internet-based print-on-demand publisher Lulu.com, which he calls “an eyeopener and a cool discovery in itself . . . It’s very grassroots.” Unlike some printon-demand outfits, no-frills Lulu has no up-front costs and doesn’t make authors sign away the rights to their work. Luoma has bought some copies of each book and made them available at local stores: Holy Shit can be found at Burlington’s Earth Prime Comics, and Vatican Assassin at Borders, also in Burlington, as well as the Book Rack & Children’s Pages in Essex. He’s also bought time on WIZN and aired an ad for Vatican Assassin that’s designed “like a movie trailer,” he says. So far Luoma has received more responses to Holy Shit than to his novel. An anonymous reviewer from the popular website Ain’t It Cool News found the comic book a bit too preachy — ironically — for his taste. Still, he concluded, “In this book, there is potential. It is a bold message stated in strong words. The art is choppy, but shows promise. And there’s that passion I keep coming back to.”
in Montpelier, their literary collaboration has been long-distance from start to finish: Alvarado lives in Chicago, and Coralin is studying at SUNY Binghamton. Penguin released the novel on April 4, and Cardinal will read and sign copies on April 29 on the Vermont College campus. At the Burlington Literary Festival last fall there were poets on soapboxes; now the rhymers and free-versifiers plan to take to the streets. Susan Weiss of Burlington City Arts is “looking for literature-loving, dedicated people to get involved in organizing a poetry parade happening May 27.” The daylong poetry celebration is part of a new series of “literary days . . . tentatively titled Off the Page,” she says. They’re among the programs sponsored by the Write Place at Burlington’s Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts.
The author is best known locally as an afternoon drive-time DJ and assistant program director at classic rock station WIZN-FM.
Both those elements — choppy prose technique and a passion for ideas — are also evident in Vatican Assassin, along with some snappy dialogue. Luoma hopes more people will check out the novel, but he already has reason to welcome its appearance in print. He was able to show the book’s dedication — “to my Dad, who has always believed in me . . .” — to his father before he passed away in February. “That meant a lot,” Luoma says. When you think Lamoille County, you may not think contemporary Latina fiction. But think again. Morrisville writer Ann Hagman Cardinal is getting some major exposure. This Thursday, USA Today will feature an interview with her and the two women with whom she co-authored Sister Chicas, a novel told in the voices of three young Latinas growing up in Chicago. Cardinal met Lisa Alvarado and Jane Alberdeston Coralin six years ago when they were adult students in the undergraduate program at Vermont College. Though they initially connected
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ou’ve got to hand it to Tom Cruise. Just when it seems he couldn’t possibly make himself look any wackier, he pulls a world-class, over-the-top, fruitloop-loony stunt. Scientology’s avenging angel has gone to war with a cartoon. It all started on March 13 when Isaac Hayes quit his job on Comedy Central’s hit “South Park” series; he’d voiced the character Chef since 1997. Hayes, also a Scientologist, claimed that his departure was owing to the show’s religious “intolerance and bigotry.” The 63-year old soul man felt one episode in particular had crossed the line. Entitled “Trapped in the Closet,” it poked fun at Scientology and fellow celebrity churchgoers such as John Travolta and Cruise. Apparently it was a slow-burn kind of situation for Hayes. The offending episode aired last November. “Religious beliefs are sacred to people,” he told
up before Congress, but it was rejected. The next thing you know, Bill Clinton was all over the effort to get the group the recognition it craved. Why? Because Super Scientologist John Travolta asked him to. The actor was about to play a character modeled after the president in the motion picture Primary Colors. In the book on which the film is based, the character is shown in a negative light. It seems reasonable to assume that Clinton would have preferred a more positive portrayal. After meetings between the star and the chief executive, what do you know — that’s exactly what happened! Travolta essentially admitted to the quid pro quo in an interview published in George magazine. Rolling Stone has done a series of investigative pieces on Scientology over the years. Perhaps the most illuminating and unsettling is Janet Reitman’s piece in the March 9 issue. The 13,000-word
Will tasteless comedy triumph over celebrity-fueled delusion and organized mind control? reporters, “and at all times should be respected and honored. I cannot support a show that disrespects those beliefs and practices.” That was news to “South Park” creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone. “This is 100 percent having to do with his faith of Scientology,” Stone responded in a statement to the Associated Press. “He has no problem — and he’s cashed plenty of checks — with our show making fun of Christians. We’ve done a lot of religious material on ‘South Park’ and Isaac never had a problem with it.” It wasn’t enough that Hayes would never play his beloved character again; the world’s most humorless, paranoid and bizarro cult wasn’t going to be satisfied until “Trapped in the Closet” was permanently yanked from the schedule. According to published accounts, Tom Cruise essentially blackmailed Viacom, the company that owns both Comedy Central and Paramount, the studio behind Cruise’s upcoming Mission Impossible 3. If Viacom refused to shelve the show, Cruise would refuse to promote the film. And, just like that, the network announced the episode was gone for good. “So, Scientology, you may have won this battle,” Parker and Stone responded in Daily Variety after the network’s announcement, “but the million-year war for Earth has just begun!” The war between Scientology and its critics, of course, is anything but new. The church has a long and documented history of resorting to unseemly tactics in order to shield itself from scrutiny or — apparently worse — mockery. Nearly a decade ago, the German government refused to recognize Scientology as a religion. It accused the organization of being a cult, using Mafia-like tactics to silence its critics and cheating members out of huge amounts of money. Somehow a resolution to press the German government to recognize Scientology wound “Tubefed” is a monthly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Rick Kisonak, email kisonak@ sevendaysvt.com.
exposé dissects the history of the religious organization’s inventor L. Ron Hubbard and sheds new light on several aspects of the church, such as its belief in aliens from other galaxies; its network of brainwashing boot camps for children; the astronomical price tag associated with membership; strong-arm techniques used to censor unflattering media coverage, including litigation and intimidation; the harassment and ostracism of members who wish to leave; and the existence of a shadowy, secret police force. That Cruise wanted the Rolling Stone article killed probably didn’t come as a surprise to publisher Jann Wenner. The actor’s sister, LeAnne Devette, and a church official showed up at the magazine’s offices one day and informed Reitman that critics of Scientology are “wackos.” When the piece came out and Cruise reneged on his agreement to appear on the cover of Men’s Journal — a Wenner Media publication — that probably didn’t surprise Wenner, either. Beware the wrath of Tom. Interestingly, the recent showdown between the church of Scientology and “South Park” is not the first. An earlier skirmish preceded the MTV Movie
Awards in 2000. The broadcast was scheduled to include a short South Park film parodying the John Travolta bomb Battlefield Earth — based on one of Hubbard’s sci-fi novels. In it the character Cartman was supposed to use a copy of Hubbard’s 1950 book Dianetics to wipe his butt after having an unfortunate accident in his pants. Agents of the church’s Office of Special Affairs were tipped off and went into harangue overdrive; they inundated MTV with calls and complaints protesting that the piece was a form of religious bigotry and would cause members of the church great harm. In the end, Cartman wiped his butt with a Scientology personality test instead. All-out war was averted. For the moment. But things have continued to escalate on the Scientology vs. “South Park” front. After Hayes bailed, it didn’t take Parker and Stone, the duo behind Team America, long to come up with a battle plan. When Comedy Central’s highest-rated show kicked off its tenth season on March 22, guess whose voice was conspicuously present? Yup, that of the Chefster himself. Had Hayes converted? No, Stone and Parker simply went into commando mode, raided the vaults for old Chef audio, and wrote a script around his sound bites. It was the program’s biggest premiere ever. The show’s fans have joined the fray. A movement calling for a boycott of MI: 3 has been gaining momentum. An online petition to Viacom warning of the boycott and demanding the return of the banned episode collected more than 20,000 signatures in a 24-hour period last week. So, will tasteless comedy triumph over celebrityfueled delusion and organized mind control? It would be nice to think that “South Park” will have the last laugh, but it’s too soon to say. Even as you read this, Tom Cruise could very well be planning a counterattack. It’s entirely conceivable, for example, that he might enlist fellow followers Travolta and Kirstie Alley in a devastating assault on a public he may see as turning on him: a fourth installment of Look Who’s Talking! It would be the entertainment industry equivalent of the nuclear option. Pray he doesn’t go there. On second thought, maybe you shouldn’t pray. So much of the world’s sorrow seems to stem from religious zealotry — from the endless violence in Iraq, to the riots over Danish cartoons of Mohammed, to the case of the Afghan man threatened with the death penalty for converting to Christianity. Maybe John Lennon was right. Maybe the world would be a better place without organized religion. It might be better if relationships with God were more personal and less tribal. A world in which nutballs such as Cruise and Travolta no longer wield power over presidents and global media is one I’m more than happy to imagine. m
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STANDING OVATION I was disappointed to read the review of The Syringa Tree [“Apart and Together,� March 8]. Nowhere was it really conveyed what a tour de force of theatre has come to little Burlington, what an enormous, if quiet, phenomenon. I will be forever grateful to Mark Nash of Vermont Stage for bringing to us such a work — such a marriage between lyricism of script and masterful performance. The Syringa Tree was magical. To see a single, red-haired, fair, and slight human being transform herself into a 6-year-old child, a large, South African nanny with child, an old, black, African neighbor — with no trick of light, set or costume — was amazing, a true gift of theater at its finest. You might think that watching a single actor turn into multiple characters to tell her story of life, love and family during Apartheid boring. It was, actually, riveting. From start to finish, I was on the edge of my chair, crying, laughing and thoroughly touched — again, theater at its very, very best. I am sad for those who missed this performance, who never knew what was awaiting them. I am sad that it was under-publi-
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BLAME GAME In the March 22 issue [“Winners and Losers Have Different Takes on IRV�], Ken Picard wrote that Hinda Miller came in second behind Bob Kiss in the mayoral election “due to the instant runoff procedure.� This is inaccurate. Would you report that Jim Douglas won his post due to the plurality voting procedure? Or that Ward 7’s Ellie Blais lost to Paul Decelles due to the plurality voting procedure? No. There are many reasons Miller lost to Kiss, her pessimistic demeanor being no exception. But nothing more than Miller’s confusion over how to “game the system� is attributable to the IRV voting procedure. IRV worked flawlessly. An overwhelming majority of voters prefer it to the old system. The city saved money by not necessitating another citywide election – now and in the future. Candidates were more cordial and issue-driven than under the prior system of voting. Most importantly, it allowed voters to vote their conscience. Curley voters splitting their second-place votes between Kiss and Miller would have been forced to make that choice in a runoff anyway. In short, it was a pleasant experience! The only questions that need answering now are why there are delays in implementing IRV at the state level. It is long overdue that we have the means to an appropriately representative government. Tiki Archambeau BURLINGTON
Archambeau is a former chair of the Burlington Progressive Party. YOUTH FLIGHT In response to the article “What Do They Want?� [March 15], there are many factors to take into consideration. First off, the problem isn’t necessarily that the price of living is too high or that college is too expensive, although we are above the national average. The problem resides with the low-paying blue-collar job market Burlington and Vermont in general has to offer. Specifically, Burlington, a typical college town, is crawling with students eager to find a temporary job that can afford them that spring break vacation or the typical living expenses associated with college etiquette, hence the Friday
night parking disaster at Pearl Street Beverage. On top of the struggling college students are the recent college graduates who remain in Burlington. All of those graduates are seeking an entrylevel position in their designated field, which has nothing to do with serving coffee or waiting tables at any of the hundred restaurants downtown. This being said, and that Vermont is 5 percent above the national average of persons aged 25-plus holding a Bachelor’s degree, what kind of job opportunity is really left at the end of the day? The chance of getting a decent job, or at least one that is in your field of study, is limited. It’s no secret that the young can’t afford to live here. Shaun Boyce BURLINGTON
GO GRAFF We’ve been watching Chris Graff [“Inside Track,� March 29] for many years now, and we are shocked to learn of his firing by AP. He has been a steady, calm voice of VPT for many years. He seems to advocate the airing of different viewpoints on the weekly show and insists on letting his commentators have equal time. We are appalled at his firing. Shame! Art & Pat Anderson
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cized, in my opinion, and the reviews were sadly lacking in their ability to portray what was truly going on, on stage. I believe that The Syringa Tree should be required for every human being to see (extreme, I know). It should be in a time capsule so aliens can know of what humans are capable. Every teacher of theater should have a copy on tape to unveil during class and say, “You want to know what theater is, what life is? Watch.� Rhonda Freed
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the end. This picture of CEDO’s motivations and tactics has stayed with me ever since. As I’ve watched more and more of Battery Street get walled off by high-income condos (I didn’t realize we had a housing shortage for rich people), as I hear the local politicos quacking about “vibrancy� and “America’s most livable city,� I can’t help but be skeptical . . . CEDO exhibits a symptom of people who have been in power too long and with no real accountability. That symptom is hubris. Your cover article about “The Power Behind the Throne� [March 22] was a letdown. To me it was the journalistic equivalent of a Fluffernutter sandwich. I didn’t see any tough questions being asked, like, for instance, “Who are the contractors that seem to be benefiting from all this building?� “Is there a pattern here about who gets the contracts?� “Should the CEDO office be audited to see if anyone is getting kickbacks?� CEDO hasn’t attracted any livable wage jobs for those people in the Farrington neighborhood, or for that matter, in my neighborhood, either. Someone being offered a calendar seems like a cruel, but “vibrant� joke. Burlington is sliding down the path of all cities, overreaching and expanding beyond its capabilities to maintain itself. All in the name of “growth,� which is nothing more than centralizing the wealth in one location and bleeding the poorer neighborhoods . . . The Clavelle era of bread and circus is over . . . Russell V. Paul
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FELL CORRECTION Last week’s edition of Seven Days [March 29] contained a letter headlined “Reply to Fell,� asserting that in preparing for the trial of Donald Fell, the prosecution employed a research firm to conduct focus groups and mock jury deliberations. That is incorrect. The prosecution did not employ or in any way use such a firm, or any jury consultant, and did not conduct any focus groups or mock jury deliberations. In light of the fact that the defense did hire and use a jury consultant, and defense expenses were paid for by the government (through the court), the writer may have participated in defense preparations for selecting the jury. Because the Fell matter is still in litigation, I cannot comment further on the case or the letter. But I did want to correct the letter writer’s misimpression. Donald V. Kirby BURLINGTON
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Room 11 of the Statehouse, on the first floor and just across the corridor from the public coatroom, is big, maybe 50 feet by 25. Its high walls are adorned with somber portraits of former governors, the floor covered by a dark carpet with copper swirls vaguely resembling lily leaves. On a damp, cold, early spring morning, nine state senators sit around three mahogany desks set up horseshoe-style against the far wall. Roughly 80 wooden chairs take up much of the rest of the room, 34 of them occupied. The occupiers are of both genders, and range in age from midforties to mid-sixties. Most of the men are clad in suits or the blue-blazer-with-tan-orgray-pants uniform of the respectable establishment. The women wear the female analogues thereof. Most of them sit quietly, waiting for the meeting to begin. A few hold notebooks, pens poised patiently above them. One has his laptop open. There’s an air of anticipation in the room. But that’s not because the group is about to be entertained. This isn’t show business; it’s a joint session of the Senate’s Health and Welfare and Finance Committees. The subject is health care, a roughly $3.5 billion enterprise in Vermont, representing some 16 percent of the state’s economy. This is serious business, and the folks in the wooden chairs are not customers. They’re lobbyists. The word “lobbyist” has a pejorative edge these days. Just last week, the most famous lobbyist in America, Jack Abramoff, was sentenced to five years and 10 months in prison. Members of Congress tried to appear outraged over the power of these fundraisers, arm-twisters and persistent persuaders. Thanks to Abramoff and some of his colleagues, the public now pictures a lobbyist as a finely coiffed fellow in a $2000 suit who takes members of Congress to fancy resorts and raises millions in campaign money from big-bucks clients, and who in return expects lawmakers to approve tax breaks, subsidies and exemptions from rules and regulations for his clients. That is not quite the picture in Vermont. You don’t tend to see $2000 suits or particularly well-coiffed heads in Montpelier, and Vermont legislators pay for their own vacation trips. Whatever lobbyists may do in Washington, Sacramento, Boston or Albany,
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debated and convinced enough legislators that the price-control plan amounted to excessive tinkering with the market system. Before anybody gets mistyeyed about how Vermont legislators are morally superior to crass, corrupt officeholders elsewhere, let’s understand why lobbyists in Montpelier cannot act as their counterparts might in Washington and certain other state capitals. This isn’t about moral superiority; it’s about money. More precisely, it’s the relative unimportance of money in Vermont for political campaigns. The typical member of Congress spends a million dollars getting re-elected; senators in big states can spend tens of millions. For example, according to the nonpartisan website Political Money Line, Sen. Kay Bailey Hutchison, a Texas Republican who is likely to easily win re-election this year, already has nearly $8 million in her campaign treasury. In California and New York, even some state lawmakers spend hundreds of thousands of dollars running for office.
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Lobbying is actually a relatively big business in Montpelier. Otherwise there would not be 362 registered lobbyists — by unofficial count as of May 2005 on the Secretary of State’s website. These lobbyists are employed by 379 companies and organizations, which spent a total of $6,181,442, according to the Secretary of State’s Lobbyist Employer Expenditures file. Some registered lobbyists represent their own organizations. In the health-care arena, for instance, Bea Grause, president and CEO of the Vermont Association of Hospitals and Health Systems (VAHHS), lobbies on behalf of the state’s hospitals, and the Vermont Medical Society employs three people to lobby on behalf of its 1500 physicians (out of 2500 in the state). Then there are the pros: men and women whose job it is to represent companies or organizations with which they have no other connection. They are “hired guns” — though many are choosy about their clients.
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So the lobbyist who drops into a Congressional office and mentions that he can raise several million dollars from his clients in the widget business if the congressman would look favorably on that bill exempting the widget industry from all environmental, labor and consumer protection laws, might get a positive response. Especially if the lobbyist suggests discussing the deal over dinner at a very fancy restaurant. Most Vermont legislative races cost in the high four-figure or very low five-figure range, and Montpelier’s most expensive restaurant is cheap by Georgetown standards. What makes campaigns expensive is television advertising, and that makes no sense for legislative candidates here. So it isn’t as though a Montpelier lobbyist for International Widget might not be tempted to offer to raise half a million smackers for the campaign of a widget-friendly state senator; it’s that the senator wouldn’t know what to do with half a million smackers. No one needs that many lawn signs. Not that lawn signs are free. Neither are brochures, postage for targeted mailings, gasoline to drive from one event to another,
“My general recommendation is to contribute modestly to everyone,” Kimbell says. Whoever does not contribute, he suggests, “finds it harder to get a meeting” with legislative leaders, or the chairman of a committee considering bills the lobbyist and/or clients support or oppose. Contributing the legal maximum makes sense. That isn’t very much, after all. No one can contribute more than $300 to a state Senate candidate, $200 to a House candidate, or $2000 to a party or political committee. And that’s per election cycle — unlike the federal limits, which allow a contributor to give a candidate $2000 for the primary, even if the candidate has no primary, and another $2000 for the general election. Furthermore, Vermont has a strong “sunshine law” requiring all lobbyists to disclose anything — from lunch to tickets to the ball game — worth more than $5 given to any lawmaker or other public official. Still, as Kimbell says, money can buy access, even in Vermont. Getting a meeting does not guarantee success, but not getting it comes close to guaranteeing failure.
Some of these lobbyists are also involved in the health-care discussion. Kimbell’s firm represents Blue Cross/Blue Shield, which spent $130,343 in expenditures and compensation last year, though not all of this went to his firm. The drug industry spent at least $188,218 lobbying in Vermont in 2005, and private, for-profit companies involved in health insurance spent at least $150,000. In contrast, advocates for universal health care and a greater government role in providing it spent roughly $50,000 lobbying. That does not include the $77,481 spent by the Vermont Public Interest Research Group, which has a broader agenda than just health care. In Vermont, lobbyists are not just advocates. In fact, they may not be primarily advocates. They spend at least half their time as reporters, gathering and disseminating information not to the general public but to their clients — though some of them do so on websites anyone can read. In addition, they are de facto legislative staff, just about the only staff most legislators have. Without lobbyists providing information, lawmakers
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would be even more outgunned than they are by the governor and his relatively well-staffed agencies. Legislators do have access to the Office of Legislative Council, with 14 lawyers, and the legislature’s Joint Fiscal Office, with 11 policy experts. That adds up to one professional staffer for every six lawmakers, and not even the heads of those agencies, Bill Russell for the lawyers and Steve Klein at the Fiscal Office, argue that their services are sufficient. “We all run around and do everything,� Klein says. Russell notes that Vermont has perhaps “the least-staffed legislature� in the country. That means that the burden of analyzing and advocating falls on the lobbyists. One of the most interesting, if not entirely convincing, beliefs under the Golden Dome is that lobbyists give legislators objective analysis, regardless of the impact on their clients. “This whole business is built on trust,� says Jeanne Kennedy, an independent lobbyist. “Lobbying is about building relationships.� Should she ever feed dishonest information to a lawmaker, her credibility would be lost, Kennedy suggests — a sentiment echoed by her colleagues. The lobbyist who always plays it straight will be more effective in the long run. Legislators seem to agree, regardless of their own political outlooks. “There are two lobbyists I rely on when I want to know the straight scoop,� says Rep. Duncan Kilmartin, a conservative Orleans County Republican. One of them is Kimbell, a Democrat who was a senior official in the administration of Gov. Madeleine Kunin. This mutual trust is not surprising. Like any collection of folks thrown together under one roof, the Vermont legislature and its auxiliaries comprise a community of sorts. The lawmakers, the lobbyists and the reporters who regularly cover state government get to know and, usually, like one another. They schmooze in the corridors, eat lunch together in the cafeteria, and swap rumors during lulls in the proceedings. Yes, it’s Democrats against Republicans, lobbyists for liberal causes against their conservative antagonists. But in another sense, it’s all of them against the outside world. They’re in the same business. They understand one another. No wonder legislators are inclined to accept what lobbyists tell them. Yet everyone knows who butters what bread. It’s a plain, unvarnished fact that a lobbyist cannot be a disinterested observer. Unlike a reporter, the lobbyist has an interest — the client who pays the bills.
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In the health-care debate, many legislators pay attention to emailed communiqués semi-regularly issued by Jeanne M. Keller, of the Burlington-based consultants and analysts Keller & Fuller, Inc. (Craig Fuller is Keller’s husband). Those reports are well written and well informed. But ultimately it is clients who pay for them — in this case Business Research Services, a firm that connects small businesses with insurers, and the Vermont Association of Hospitals and Health Systems. Keller’s latest report supports the objections of both these clients to the Senate health-care bill. This doesn’t mean that Keller was being disingenuous; the objections convinced senators to make some changes in the bill last week. Still, it may be easy for lobbyists to convince themselves that what is in their, and their clients’, best interests is also the unalloyed truth. Without real staff to guide
munities, this one has its antagonisms as well as its friendships. Health care is absurdly complicated, with its own jargon and conflicting assumptions, so there will be no effort here to explain the House and Senate bills in all their convolutions. For now, it’s enough to note that one part of the Senate’s original proposal would standardize the rules under which hospitals provide care for patients who can’t — or don’t — pay their bills. That was the provision changed last week, and the successful lobbyists in this case were not the giants of the corporate world. They were the lobbyists for Vermont’s 14 nonprofit hospitals. As major stakeholders in the discussion, and as “good people who do good work,” as Tracy puts it, the hospitals’ collective voice ought to be heeded, if not necessarily followed. They employ more than 10,000 people, account for more than 7 percent of the
Money can buy access, even in Vermont. Getting a meeting does not guarantee success, but not getting it comes close to guaranteeing failure. them, lawmakers remain at the mercy of hired guns, however honorable they may be. Keller understands this. Sometimes, she says, when she appears before a legislative committee, she feels like a witness testifying in court, and before a jury that will choose whether to believe her, with “no neutral party” to evaluate what she and other lobbyists say. The more complicated and divisive the issue, the more important it is to get that neutral advice. And no issue is more complex and divisive than health care, in which large businesses have huge investments at stake, and where ideologues on the left and right hold fast not only to their own opinions but to their own version of the facts. Those changes made in the health bill last week, which may or may not have been all that important, illustrate some other truths about lobbying in Montpelier, and about the connection between lobbying and money. And they reveal what might be the underside of the lawmaker-lobbyist klatch that thrives under the Golden Dome: Like all com-
state’s economy, and provide vital services to Vermonters. In this case, the hospitals thought the Senate proposal to standardize the rules for nonpaying patients would cost the hospitals money. John Franco, the Burlington attorney who helped write the Senate bill, says the hospital representatives were misreading the bill, and that it wouldn’t have cost them anything. Says Bea Grause of the hospital association, “I don’t see it that way.” It’s not clear which one is right. But we do know who won: the hospitals, possibly because they had the better argument, but certainly because they had their troops lined up. At a hearing Thursday, hospital officials told senators they were unhappy about the proposal. No one who represented any constituency was making the case for the original Senate proposal. In fact, some of the lobbyists pushing for more expansive health care (as is Franco, but he wasn’t there Thursday) disagreed with that proposal. No wonder the senators gave up on it. That fight appears to be over. But the argument is not.
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not take advantage of it because of privacy concerns, or because they regard it as an affront to their dignity. Chittenden County State Sen. Jim Leddy suggests that incomedisclosure requirements sometimes act as a deterrent to obtaining available care. And Dr. Deb Richter, director of the advocacy group Vermont Health Care for All, cites cases of patients who refuse to take on debts they can’t pay, or to accept charity from a hospital, even when their lives may be in danger. There’s no way to estimate the number of Vermonters who forego essential medical care because they assume, incorrectly, that they can’t afford to pay for it, says Mike Davis, director of the cost-containment program for the state’s Health Care Administration. Officials also don’t know how many Vermonters actually receive compassionate care at the state’s hospitals. Even the total dollar value of these services is the subject of conflicting estimates on the part of legislators and health-policy analysts. The most reliable figure may be contained in a spreadsheet prepared by the Banking, Insurance, Securities and Health Care Administration. In the current fiscal year it lists the budgeted sums for hospitals’ and affiliated physicians’ “bad debt� at $45.5 million, and for free care at $30 million. The hospitals’ policy of treating everyone in need, regardless of ability or willingness to pay, is surely consistent with what Richter describes as “the Vermont way of doing things.� But the approach is also fraught with the inconsistencies and inequities critics say are typical of the health-
care system as a whole. “It just shows how the system doesn’t function fairly or rationally,� says State Rep. John Tracy (D-Burlington), head of the House’s health committee. Many uninsured Vermonters who do not pay the full cost of hospital treatment “show up at the emergency room in bad shape because they didn’t get preventive care,� Tracy notes. Often their medical problems could have been addressed less expensively and more effectively with regular treatment in physicians’ offices, but lack of insurance dissuades them from obtaining preventive medicine, Tracy explains. Eligibility criteria for compassionate care are also not uniform or entirely just. Fletcher Allen, for example, does not bill uninsured patients with incomes up to three times greater than the federal poverty line. Some of the state’s other hospitals set the eligibility standard at 200 percent of the official poverty level. Fletcher Allen, which budgeted $18.6 million this year for compassionate care, also gives a 47 percent discount on the bills of insured patients who meet income standards. Leddy, chair of the State Senate’s health committee, points out that an uninsured person earning $25,000 a year or less can thus receive free care at Vermont’s largest hospital, while someone who is insured is expected to pay 53 percent of the uncovered portion of his or her bill. Of course, hospitals bills don’t truly go unpaid in the case of either charitable care or bad debt. The costs of providing free or reduced-price treatment are
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care by requiring hospitals and their affiliated physicians to provide such services to any parties with incomes below 350 percent of the poverty level. That would amount to $70,000 a year for a family of four. The bill also sets a $2000 maximum charge by hospitals. This approach could cause the collapse of local health networks, warns hospital lobbyist Keller. Demand for free or reduced-price medical services will increase significantly if eligibility is raised to 350 percent of poverty and if hospital bills are capped at $2000, she predicts. And the legislation puts no limit on the amount of money this initiative would cost hospitals, Keller adds. The program would also be financed in part through the existing cost-shift onto the privately insured regardless of their ability to pay, Keller says. That, in turn, would violate the principle of equity that a broad coalition of interest groups agreed last year should underlie any reform of the health-care system, she adds. Keller and other advocates suggest that the legislature should, instead, increase rates of progressive taxation to finance the cost of covering Vermont’s uninsured. Leddy says the Senate legislation is under negotiation, and its final version may not contain all the provisions that the hospitals
The costs of providing free or reduced-price treatment are partly shifted onto the premiums charged to Vermonters who pay for health insurance. population, are not covered by private insurance, Medicaid, Medicare or military policies, according to a recent survey by the Health Care Administration. And slightly more than half of these uncovered Vermonters are actually eligible for Medicaid, but for various reasons have not enrolled in the program. Republican Gov. James Douglas and the Democraticcontrolled state legislature are attempting in varying ways to lower the number of uninsured Vermonters — and thereby reduce the cost-shift incurred by insured Vermonters. One proposal under consideration would provide health coverage to 20,000 of the uninsured through a program to be financed by Medicaid, by an increase in tobacco taxes and by payments by the potential beneficiaries. In some cases, these premiums would be subsidized by the state. A more controversial Senate plan would standardize eligibility criteria for free or reduced-price
find objectionable. The Senate committee is seeking ways to compensate hospitals for free care so as to avoid the cost-shift onto the privately insured, he notes. One possible source of revenues, Leddy adds, is a fee that would be assessed on employers who do not provide health insurance for their workers. The legislation may also seek to establish a program known as Catamount Health, which would provide preventive care and management of chronic diseases for uninsured Vermonters. Such a program would lower overall health-care costs by reducing reliance on expensive emergencyroom services. A broad and progressive tax increase cannot be enacted due to the stated opposition of the governor and many legislators, Leddy says. “The question is how to get the political will and unity to address those big issues. And if you cannot get that level of support,” he adds, “then you have an obligation to move ahead as best you can.” m
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oogiemen do not enjoy a long afterlife in this country — unless, of course, they become legends. In the past, newspapers could effect this transformation. Today the fieriest kiln is Hollywood. Thus one can bet STORY Sen. Joseph McCarthy will be remembered a JOHN while longer, thanks to Good Night, and 3:28:43 PM FREEMAN Good Luck. Shot in elegant black and white, the 2005 film vividly re-imagines television Shooting Star: newsman Edward R. Murrow’s attack on The Brief Arc of Joseph McCarthy McCarthy’s witch-hunt. But the movie only tells part of the story. by Tom Wicker. Harcourt, 212 As Rochester, Vermont, resident Tom pages. $22. Wicker reveals in his crisp new book, Shooting Star, by the time Murrow’s program aired, there were already voices calling for McCarthy to be reined in. In January 1954, Vermont Sen. Ralph Flanders ridiculed the bully on the Senate floor. And he was not alone. McCarthy had grappled
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tinued this tear into college, working up to 80 hours a week managing two service stations — and spending the rest of his time gambling and drinking. He graduated in 1935 and, on a bet, opened his own law practice in the town of Waupaca. He earned $771.85 — an income he supplemented with poker. Thus began McCarthy’s career of bluffing, bullying and charming his way into positions of power. In 1936, with no experience to speak of, he ran for district attorney and nearly won. Three years later, McCarthy unseated a popular district judge by campaigning tirelessly. He traveled from town to town, shook hands, held babies, wrote personal notes and, most importantly, slung some mud. It was on the campaign trail — when he was still a Democrat — that McCarthyism
McCarthy’s first major speech on the subject contained information that was several years old — and incorrect. But the press still reported it. Sound familiar?
with the head of the army, the CIA, even President Eisenhower — and made powerful enemies. What kind of hysteria would possess a man to take on a war-hero president? Wicker cannot fully answer this question, because there really are no answers. As his powers began to wane, McCarthy seems to have been just that crazy. Accepting this unknowability from the start, Shooting Star still gives readers an idea of where McCarthy’s bravado came from, and also how much he was a product of his time. From the beginning, the future senator from Wisconsin was a hard charger. At age 17, he managed a flock of 2000 chickens on his father’s farm in Appleton. He later went back to school and finished four years of study in just nine months. McCarthy con-
was born. The young politician learned that once a charge hit a newspaper, the damage it could do would far outstrip the humiliation of a correction — which would be printed much later, often buried deep in the paper. In a froth of anger, his opponents would often repeat McCarthy’s claims, however false, adding fuel to the fire. Most people believe that where there is smoke, there is something burning, and so it goes. It’s hard to think of a better journalist than Wicker for this material. A former New York Times Washington bureau chief, he is the Damon Runyon of bureaucratic infighting. You can almost hear the punches being thrown. He also understands politics. Wicker has also written a short but superb biography of George H.W. Bush, who in the past four decades quietly amassed one of
FROM SHOOTING STAR Speaking at the right time and with the right words, McCarthy tapped into a current already flowing and loosed it into a flood. He had not expected any great response, and he knew little about communist subversion other than its political potential. He was always more eager and anxious than sophisticated, and his research was sloppy and his charges slippery; but his instinct was sound, if after the fact, and his political aim was unerring. As word of his charges spread across the nation and particularly to Washington, a number of Senate Republicans seem to have decided that, though brash and generally unpopular, McCarthy might be a new leader for their party, one who could boost the anticommunist issue into a winning orbit. And what is politics about if not winning?
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the most powerful political net2x2-pleasant020806.indd 1 works since Joe Kennedy’s. Although Wicker is a veteran of book writing, at heart he still seems a reporter. He allows Shooting Star very few flourishes, and sticks to the facts at hand with judicious solemnity. So although the book is no towering castle of prose, it is an elegant piece of reporting. As he demonstrated in his biography of Bush, Wicker knows exactly how much information to give us, and when. The result is an 2x2-monroe020806-2.indd 1 unlikely page-turner — after all, we know the outcome. McCarthy emerges from this 4x10-Stowe040506 portrait as the polar opposite of Bush. While Poppy amassed power by making friends, McCarthy made alliances by becoming the Republicans’ junkyard dog — a Richard Nixon on steroids. In the beginning, this was helpful to Republicans, who were shocked when McCarthy dusted off the anticommunist rhetoric kicking around Washington and turned it into effective political ammo. McCarthy’s first major speech on the subject contained information that was several years old — and incorrect. But the press still reported it. Sound familiar? The press corps’ behavior through this scandal was as abysmal as it was in the build-up to the current Iraq war. With each speech, McCarthy twisted the facts more, earning more publicity for himself and putting Democrats on the ropes. Morning editions kept the toot going. As Wicker describes, Republicans didn’t know what a danger they had on their hands until McCarthy proved he could meddle in campaigns anywhere in the country and help enemies toward political retirement. In this sense, Shooting Star reveals that McCarthy didn’t just terrorize the nation; he also scared the bejesus out of Washington. His exploits were so colorful, Wicker merely needed to report them. McCarthy drank at work and bragged about owning the army. He attempted to play J. Edgar Hoover, arguably the best bureaucrat Washington has ever seen, and paid for it. He even attempted to install an ally’s boyfriend in a cushy job in the army, and then punish the corps when this didn’t happen. In the end, McCarthy was done in by that age-old failing: hubris. Wicker clearly believes this was a character trait McCarthy possessed all along. More disturbingly, though, Shooting Star reveals that the communist chaser’s career arc may have gone another way had Washington not done so much to encourage his nastiness. m
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all about the party, and every resort plays host with a good-humored event or two. “Skiing and riding are such social sports,” says Heather Atwell of Ski Vermont, a Montpelier association representing 18 alpine resorts. “And suddenly the days are longer, the sun is higher in the sky — it’s natural for people to celebrate while saying farewell to a fun winter.” The sun was actually nowhere in sight last Saturday at Killington’s Bear Mountain Mogul Challenge. Mother Nature’s April Fool’s prank was to pour rain on the party — for the third year in a row. Now in its 26th year, the two-day competition involves 200 amateur freestyle skiers bumping and jumping down the Outer Limits run, the steepest mogul slope in eastern North America. But the main event happens slopeside, where a few thousand fans bump into each other at parties under tents. This year’s weather enabled an impromptu wet T-shirt contest, while spectators waded through knee-high slush to swill Coronas and snack on lobster and cherrystones. One man clad in an Uncle Sam hat and red poncho grilled burgers. A competitor, staring up at Outer Limits, worried about being blinded by the
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he most notorious letter in American literature is Nathaniel Hawthorne’s scarlet “A.” In his 1850 novel, set in 17th-century Massachusetts, Puritan society casts out Hester Prynne for STORY bearing a child conceived out of wedELISABETH lock. Condemned to wear the vivid CREAN badge of her sin forever, Hester lives with her daughter Pearl at the settleIMAGE ment’s rugged edge — a metaphorical ANDY purgatory between civilization and DUBACK wilderness. Meanwhile, the specter of hypocrisy stalks the self-righteous townspeople. In the Blood, Contemporary African-American directed by Jaye playwright Suzan-Lori Parks brings Austin Williams, Hester’s story of marginalization into produced by the 21st century with In the Blood, a Middlebury College visceral riff on the themes, characters Department of and setting of The Scarlet Letter. Jaye Theatre. Seeler Austin Williams, a guest artist in the Studio Theatre, Middlebury College theater departMiddlebury ment, is directing a talented student College Center for the Arts, cast in a weekend production of the Middlebury. powerful play. April 6-8, 8 p.m, In the Blood confronts a range of and April 8 at hot-button social issues, including 2 p.m. $5. racism, poverty and homelessness, in a Cabaret, way that’s bound to shake things up on directed by the idyllic liberal campus. “This is Josh Prince, going to rock the boat a little bit,” says produced by Northern Stage. senior Jon Ellis. “Sometimes good intentions just aren’t good enough.” Briggs Opera House, White Sophomore Knef King notes that River Junction. the play addresses “things that are quite April 5-15, shocking. The mind instantly wants to Wednesdayrebel against it. Ignorance is bliss, and Saturday, this certainly isn’t bliss.” 7:30 p.m. (Matinees In the play, Hester is living under a Thursday, April 6 bridge with five children ranging in age and Saturdays, from 2 to 13. Their fathers take no 2 p.m. responsibility for them. As an Africanand Sunday American woman at the fringe of society, at 5 p.m. $21-43. Hester struggles to be a good parent and create a semblance of normalcy for her family. Her oldest son, Jabber, is trying to teach her to read and write. The only letter she has mastered so far: “A.” Institutions intended to lift Hester up instead keep her down. The Welfare Lady articulates society’s by-your-bootstraps, Darwinian code. “The world is not here to help us, Hester,” she notes. “The world is simply here. We must help ourselves.” Even the church condescends, admits Reverend D., the televangelist who fathered Hester’s youngest child. “That is how we like our poor. At arm’s length. Like a distant relation with no complication.” The social and physical conditions of early colonial New England and modern urban America differ radically. Yet the essential truth for both Hesters remains the same. Society rejects her for failing to conform to its standards, while the outward manifestation of sin — her offspring — is her only source of joy and light. Early in the rehearsal process, Williams and her cast spent time exploring thematic connections between the novel and the play. Both Hawthorne and Parks isolate “a terrifying phenomenon about human nature: what the collective unconscious can do in the way of ostracizing people,” Williams says. “What we’re talking about here in In the Blood is an insidious lettering, an insidious . . . branding and castigation.” Senior Charly Nixon, who plays Hester, notes that Hester’s aspirations
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What we’re talking about here in In the Blood is an insidious lettering, an insidious . . . branding and castigation.” DIRECTOR JAYE AUSTIN WILLIAMS are circumscribed in both eras because she is a woman. Labels “keep her in a bubble so she’ll never blossom.” Race is not an issue in The Scarlet Letter, but it is a major theme for Parks. Although this is the first time Williams has directed In the Blood, the AfricanAmerican woman who grew up in Harlem has acted in and directed other works by the Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright. She loves the way Parks “confronts our American culture about its self-deluded notions” and demands that we “get un-deluded.” Williams notes that Americans always find something seemingly more urgent to focus on — today, it’s Iraq and immigration; the topic of race slides conveniently to the back burner. “We . . . can’t deal with the fact that we have systematically psychically scarred a people on whose backs this nation’s commerce was founded,” she says. In the Blood acknowledges “the tragedy of African-American life, and the degree to which our striving has been mutated and thwarted and beaten down and virtually destroyed in this culture.” She remembers an ugly encounter with racism at age 7. A white teacher falsely accused her of beating up other kids and stealing their milk money. “It was a predominantly white school, and I was the blackest thing there. And this teacher . . . took me and my long wavy hair and light-skinned self and sat me in the dunce seat and persecuted me just as if I was as black as the blackest African you could find.” Today, because of her fair complexion, she notes, “white people will say to me, ‘Well, you don’t look black.’ That doesn’t comfort me, or reassure me, because you can’t edit or alter or comfort or relieve any of what my experience has been.”
The members of her multiracial Middlebury cast — all six of whom are a generation younger than Williams — have experienced racism differently. But they express a refreshing optimism that art has an important role to play in overcoming prejudice. “As soon as you’ve got somebody’s ear and you’ve got somebody’s eyes, that’s 90 percent of the battle,” says Knef King. “Because people don’t want to look, they don’t want to listen a lot of the time. Once you grab their attention, the truth speaks for itself. You can either accept it or reject it, but once you’ve seen it or heard it, you can’t say that you haven’t.” Charly Nixon thinks In the Blood will find a receptive audience in the Middlebury community. “The play is intense, but it also has its humor, it has its wittiness. It shows that these are consequences of what will happen if we don’t do anything.” At Middlebury, she says, “if someone doesn’t like what’s going on with their rights, whether they be students, faculty or staff, they will stand up for them. This play is really screaming out, ‘Stand up for your rights. Stand up for what you believe in.’” Can art really create change? “Hell, yeah,” asserts freshman Will Damron. “That’s what it’s there for. I have blind faith in that.” For their ardor and ambition, Williams and her cast have certainly earned a solid “A.” With the Bush regime’s fondness for warrantless wiretapping, indefinite detention, propaganda euphemistically called “spin” and endless blather about the homeland, some cynics detect the scent of dictatorship wafting out of Washington. So what better time to indulge in a little late Weimar
Republic-style decadence? Willkommen to Cabaret, Northern Stage’s provocative production of John Kander and Fred Ebb’s bold and bawdy musical. Josh Prince directed and choreographed a lively evening at the White River’s Briggs Opera House — transformed into Berlin’s Kit Kat Klub — full of vintage lingerie, sexual innuendo and more booty-shaking than you see in rap videos. The energetic cast not only sang, danced and acted with commitment and verve, but had six members playing instruments in the kick-ass Kit Kat Band as well. Some of the multitasking men even did it in heels! Set in 1930, Cabaret exposes Germany’s urban underbelly on the eve of the Holocaust. As the social and political unrest increases, everyone tries to keep from drowning in a raging river of denial. The young anesthetize themselves with sex and alcohol. The old cling to a sanguine spirit of survival — having endured Germany’s humiliation and economic devastation after World War I, they believe the worst is over. Act I brings bright-eyed American writer Clifford Bradshaw to Berlin in search of stories. He finds a cheap room at the elderly Fräulein Schneider’s boarding house, and a complicated relationship ensues with nightclub performer Sally Bowles, who makes herself his roommate after meeting him once at the Kit Kat Klub. Other colorful characters living at the house include Fräulein Kost, who “entertains” sailors for pay, and Herr Schultz, who runs a fruit shop and gently romances his landlady. Sally, the Berlin nightlife and a Kit Kat boy named Bobby all seduce Cliff. He has little time for writing, and
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makes ends meet by giving English lessons and running mysterious errands to Paris for a German friend. When that friend’s sinister connections become apparent, everyone must choose sides, and Cliff, Sally and the Jewish Herr Schultz must decide whether to flee their beloved Berlin forever. Kander and Ebb broke new ground when Cabaret premiered in 1966. They hybridized a traditional “book” musical — where the songs advance the storyline — with a new form, the “concept” musical, in which theme and style take precedence over plot. A character called the Emcee presides over the show, taking center stage for the action at the nightclub, then lurking or playing bit parts in scenes that take place elsewhere. The Emcee’s looming, pansexual presence sets the tone of the show, and an excessively campy interpretation of the role can distract from the story’s emotional punch. Kevin Loreque modulated his performance brilliantly. He hit all the right notes with mischievous raunchiness in the wild dance numbers “Two Ladies” and “Money,” goofy sincerity in his love song to a gorilla, “If You Could See Her,” and meditative mournfulness in “I Don’t Care Much.” His leer never became a sneer; his character strutted with a confidence more winsome than arrogant. Jenn Taber captured the bundle of contradictions that is Sally Bowles: brash yet vulnerable, ballsy but insecure, the party girl who feels terribly alone. Taber tackled Sally’s brace of big songs with vigor, skillfully building the emotional architecture of each number. She sang to reveal elements of Sally’s character, not just to show off her terrific voice. “Maybe This Time” had a smoky soulfulness, while Taber gave “Cabaret” a bit-
ter poignancy more authentic than Liza Minelli’s famous movie version. SuEllen Estey, as the slightly dotty Fräulein Schneider, and Damian Buzzerio, as doting suitor Herr Schultz, made a convincing pair of older lovers, providing comic relief to the more tortured relationship between Cliff and Sally. Gordon Gray demonstrated Cliff’s innocence with an eager friskiness, while Elena Gronlund portrayed Fräulein Kost’s no-nonsense attitude with sloe-eyed stoniness. Music director Edward Barnes, playing keyboards, led the rollicking nine-person Kit Kat Band from its onstage perch. The musicians’ big, brassy sound helped power the enthusiastic dance numbers. Josh Prince’s choreography was full of delicious and innovative details, such as the sexy musical chairs of “Mein Herr” and the lighted tin cups in “Money.” Costume designer Jessica Risser-Milne made elegant period choices. For example, she confined the lingerie color palette to ivory and black — except for Sally, who wore bold magenta and teal. There was only one technical glitch on opening night: intermittent problems with the lead singers’ wireless body microphones. Despite the intimacy of the Briggs Opera House, the singers needed amplification because of the horns in the band. Volume control was sketchy, and during “Married” there was actually some feedback and static. Nevertheless, Cabaret is worth the journey to the Junction. Whether you see it as an evening of great songs and risqué dancing, or a cautionary tale about the perils of misplaced patriotism, Cabaret provokes and entertains. In fact, it feels downright fresh for a show that just turned 40. m
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eo Tolstoy, Jamie Masefield and Sony Handycam have probably never appeared in the same sentence before. But the 19th-century Russian writer, the present-day Vermont musician and the STORY video camera used by vacationers worldPAMELA wide are integral to a multimedia perPOLSTON formance this weekend at Burlington’s FlynnSpace. The video-and-music piece “How Much is based on, and borrows the title of, a Land Does short story by Tolstoy called “How a Man Need?” an evening Much Land Does a Man Need?” The of music parable about a man’s greed — which and video leads to his downfall — rings as true with Jamie here, and now, as it did on the Samara Masefield steppes in 1886. & The Jazz Mandolin The universality of the story struck a Project. chord with Masefield, and its theme FlynnSpace, meshed with his desire for creative Burlington, April 8, 8 p.m., growth beyond the studio recording — and April 9, he’s made six with his band The Jazz 7 p.m. $22/18. Mandolin Project — and 13 years of playing bar gigs and festivals. “Don’t get me wrong, I’m grateful for the opportunities we’ve had,” Masefield says. “But I’ve wanted to do a multimedia event for a long time . . . I’m fascinated with
but to create a structure for Tolstoy to tell his story.” In other words, Masefield didn’t want to reinvent the wheel, message-wise: “Choosing the greatest storyteller of all time puts me in a much better place than trying to be entertaining onstage,” he suggests. His goal was to create a visual journey, using images from across modern America, and compose an original soundtrack for the movie. In the show this weekend, that soundtrack will be performed live, with Masefield on mandolin, Michael “Mad Dog” Mavridoglou on flugelhorn and keyboard, Michael O’Brien on upright bass and Sean Dixon on drums. Last year, Masefield took the handheld camera on a tour with his band, often simply shooting en route through the windshield of the van. Though he says he found a “goldmine of material” in the agricultural region between San Francisco and Los Angeles, he collected footage from coast to coast, and later augmented it with specific scenes in Vermont. Those included shots of some
Masefield’s goal was to create a visual journey, using images from across modern America, and compose an original soundtrack for the movie. different media; I think of them as vines, and they entwine to make one.” Masefield also found appealing the loose parallel between Tolstoy’s tale and modern environmental degradation: In the story, a peasant named Pakhom is driven to acquire more and more farmland in a futile pursuit of happiness, and Tolstoy is clear right up front that the devil made him do it. Conceptually, it’s not a huge leap to the kind of profit-motivated behavior that has led to holes in the ozone and melting polar icecaps. Masefield, now 40, graduated from the University of Vermont with a degree in geography and environmental studies. Though music claimed his career, he hasn’t forgotten his eco roots. “I wanted to do something with a message, with intellectual content,” he says. “I know that’s a bad word, but these are things I’m interested in.” It was not Masefield’s aim, however, to “show how ugly suburbia is or anything. I tried to not go for the clichés FROM “HOW MUCH LAND DOES A MAN NEED?”
masks he made to represent characters in the story, as well as of his neighbors’ chickens, which strut outside his house in Monkton. Then he had to learn how to edit video, using a program called Final Cut Express. “I’m not a computer person, I’m a simpleton,” Masefield protests. “I’ve had to duke it out all by myself, with some help from some wonderful people.” One of them was his friend and fellow musician Mike Gordon, the former Phish bassist, who knows a thing or two about making films. He assisted in editing the sound, and also led Masefield to a family friend named Elena Pankratov, a Russian woman who narrates his story. Though she speaks in English, her accent helps set the tone. When it came time to compose the music, Masefield didn’t just take out pencil and paper, as he had done for The Jazz Mandolin Project. Instead, he chose to “face the dragon,” as he
puts it, and master Sibelius 4, a digital music-notation program. Though his Vermont Arts Council grant “doesn’t pay for half of this,” Masefield concedes, it did enable him to sit with his laptop for several months. “I only had 10 gigs all winter!” he exclaims. But the process of writing music to images is “exactly what I wanted to experience.” Jazz Mandolin Project has been acclaimed for its genre-bending sonic adventures. In giving sound to Tolstoy, however, Masefield has been all about restraint. “The visuals and music are only there to support the story,” he reiterates. The result is minimalist, slightly ominous and emotionally evocative. Its tension ebbs and flows and, as in classical compositions, its musical themes are recurrent. Masefield says he’s watched — and listened to — a lot of films this winter. But he’s found musical inspiration, too, in the work of American composer Samuel Barber. It’s probably no coincidence that he’s studied for years with Barber’s nephew: Vermont composer Ernie Stires. “One of my dilemmas making instrumental music [for JMP] is, it’s so hard to keep people’s focus,” Masefield says. “When there’s a charismatic
singer, that’s a tangible thing for the audience to grab onto.” In his new project, the video will provide that charisma, he suggests. “You put people in seats and give them visuals, they can sit there, mesmerized, for two hours.” Masefield isn’t asking for that kind of time commitment, though — his production runs a modest 55 minutes. He also believes the show will be accessible. “Tolstoy is intimidating to a lot of people, including me. I’m a fan of his short fiction, but I’ve never read War and Peace or Anna Karenina,” he confesses. In his stories, including “How Much Land Does a Man Need?” the writer’s language is plain and clear. “He wanted the story to be understood by anyone,” Masefield suggests. “After the performance we’ll put together a DVD and give it to some booking agents,” he notes. “It’s such a different kind of show, I’m hoping it will move us out of clubs and into performing arts venues and schools.” But Masefield thinks “How Much Land” also might have a place at the jam fests where JMP has long been popular. “I think those young music lovers would like this,” he says. “I think it would stretch their minds.” m
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sound bites WATCH THAT MAN Singer-songwriter and drummer-for-hire Neil Cleary really gets around. Manning the kit for such national talent as Erin McKeown and Laura Cortese has taken him on jaunts all across the country. He’ll keep the rhythmic ball rolling straight into summer, with Burlington rock paladins The Pants’ highly anticipated one-off performance on Saturday, May 27, as well as a gig with honky-tonkers Ramble Dove at Tennessee’s Bonnaroo Festival on Friday, June 16. In between acts of percussive populism, Cleary has managed to put together a group of his own. “After all the touring work I’ve been doing this past year, I’m finally finding time to do my stuff again,” he told me. The new unit, suitably titled The Name of This Band Is Neil Cleary, debuted last month at 135 Pearl. Backing Cleary on the Saturday, April 8, gig at the Langdon St. Café is a slightly different lineup, comprising omnipresent axeman Bill Mullins as well as The Jazz Guys’ Herb Van der Poll and Frank Zamiello. The Vermont gig comes a day after a set at the Big Apple’s Mercury Lounge. Cleary, a one-time New Yorker, is looking forward to both gigs. “I kind of want to announce to folks here and in New York that I’m still alive,” he says. If it’s any consolation, I never doubted his existence for a moment. The band serves as a live vehicle for a brand-new batch of Cleary compositions, some of which will appear on his forthcoming album, I Was Thinking of You the Whole Time. “It’s kind of a concept album about a repentant asshole,” he explains. “It’s somewhere along the lines of Liz Phair’s Exile in Guyville or Aimee Mann’s Bachelor No. 2.” Oversexed and depressed, eh? Looking forward to hearing that combo.
THAI ONE ON Banjo and pedal steel authority Gordon Stone is doing some serious traveling this spring. In addition to twanging out at Bonnaroo with Mike Gordon et al. in Ramble Dove, Stone is heading east. The Far East, that is. “I’m going to Thailand!” Stone said. Apparently, a globally con-
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nected audience member at the recent Snoedown festival in Lake Placid, N.Y., caught a set by his band, which currently features drummer Caleb Bronz and 19-year-old bass prodigy John McCartan. Before they knew it, the trio was booked at the Hat Yai Midnight Songkran & World Music Festival, which takes place April 11-15 on the Malay Peninsula. “It was kind of last-minute,” Stone says of the gig. “But it seemed like a pretty good opportunity, you know? The band is totally
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announced yet,” he says. “But there is some kind of tour being put together, including a local show.” Visit http://www.GordonStone.com for updates.
DEEP CUTS It might not always be obvious, but Burlington has a devoted electronic music community. Local DJ Tricky Pat is a longtime scene champion, bringing turntablists from around the world to the Queen City. His Whiplash and Basscamp events at the 1/2 Lounge have hosted several artists who are more accustomed to huge dance floors than intimate barrooms. On Wednesday, April 5, Basscamp hosts Amit, a UK-based drum ’n’ bass producer/DJ whose work is heavily influenced by Middle Eastern, Asian and dub sounds. One of the most in-demand artists on the British scene, Amit is the winner of several BBC Radio listener polls. It’s been a while since I’ve followed drum ’n’ bass, but the snippets of Amit’s stuff I heard definitely stood out. Exotic and progressive, his music boasts painstaking buildups more commonly associated with minimal house. Which isn’t to say Amit can’t drop furious beats; there are plenty of head-knocks to accompany richly layered sounds. If you like your d’n’b dark and enveloping, you’ll definitely want to swing by. The show is $5 and kicks off at 9:30 p.m.
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pumped. The whole thing is pretty exciting.” Does this mean they have to take malaria pills? “Actually, we don’t have to do much at all,” he explains. “And they’re taking care of the travel and all that stuff.” The festival is in concordance with traditional Thai New Year celebrations. In fact, the concert’s title is derived from a Sanskrit word describing the sun’s journey into a new 12-month cycle. Sounds like a perfect excuse to party. In the course of the event, Stone and co. will rub elbows with musicians from India, Korea, Africa and China. The group is also scheduled to take part in something called the “Puthai Blues Jams.” Who knows, maybe they’ll invent a new genre. How about “Pan-Asian ’grass-hop?” As soon as he gets back, Stone will begin prepping for a series of warm-up gigs with Ramble Dove. “The dates haven’t actually been
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PB JUNIOR & THE BLUES BUSTERS, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. WCLX BLUES NIGHT WITH JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS, Lincoln Inn Tavern, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.
:: champlain valley GLENN WOYTOWICH (singer-songwriter), Buono’s, 6:30 p.m. NC.
:: central TOM & DAVE (singer-songwriters), Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TERRY DIERS (soul, r&b), Langdon St. Café, 8:30 p.m. Donations, followed by DANIEL LEFKOWITZ (blues singersongwriter), 10 p.m. Donations. POJAZZ (jazz, spoken word), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 8:30 p.m. $3-5. THE BOW SHOW (Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $4.
:: northern KARAOKE WITH TIM RUSSELLE, Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. MARK ABAIR & THE METROS (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. EL DUCE (rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop, r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. DON SCHNABER (jazz), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. MIGHTY BLUES WORKSHOP, Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. NC.
FRI.07 :: burlington area ANNA PARDENIK (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 9 p.m. NC, followed by ALMOST CANADIAN (indie-rock), 10 p.m. NC.
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:: central BLUES NOIR, Charlie O’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & THE LOVESICK BANDITS (honky-tonk), Langdon St. Café, 6 p.m. Donations; AUSTIN SIRCH (indie-folk singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m. Donations; ETHAN WEST & COMPANY GREEN (rock), 10 p.m. Donations. KIP MEAKER (blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $3-5. STEALING FROM THIEVES, BRETT HUGHES (rock, singer-songwriter), Positive Pie II, 9 p.m. $3. LINDA CULLUM (folk rock), Purple Moon Pub, 8:30 p.m. $3. BROOKS WILLIAMS, MICHAEL PICKETT (roots, blues), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $12.
:: northern VIP LADIES’ NIGHT WITH DJ SKIPPY (top 40, r&b, reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+. LUCID (jam), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. LASLO CAMEO (electric roots), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. NC. HALLMARK JAZZ QUARTET, Chow! Bella, 7:30 p.m. NC. MADDUB (dub, space-funk), Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.
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techno), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5. THE COMPLAINTS (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. REVISION (funk, jazz, jam), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3. TODD GEVRY (solo acoustic), Nectar’s, 7 p.m. NC. AA, followed by STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS (honky-tonk, rockabilly), 9 p.m. $3. RETRONOME (’80s dance party), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5. MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3. DJ DANCE PARTY, Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. JAZZ MANDOLIN PROJECT PRESENTS: “HOW MUCH LAND DOES A MAN NEED?” (music, video, Tolstoy narration), FlynnSpace, 8 p.m. $22/18. DJ RUGGER (hip-hop, r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON’S STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. PETER ROWAN & TONY RICE QUARTET (bluegrass), Higher Ground Ballroom, 9 p.m. $23/25. AA. STEEL TRAIN, DOMESTIC BLEND, MIRACLE TRAIN (jam), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $6/8. AA. THE CRIPPLES, THE CAVE BEES (indierock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3. STUR CRAZIE (rock), Lincoln Inn Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. 314 (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE WITH PETE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.
:: champlain valley ETHAN WEST (singer-songwriter), Two Brothers Tavern, 10 p.m. NC. COOKIE’S 29TH BIRTHDAY PARTY WITH DJ EARL, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC.
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Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166. Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. Euro Gourmet Market & Café, 61 Main St., Burlington, 859-3467. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. 223-3334. Firehouse Gallerry, 135 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166 Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Rosita’s Mexican Restaurant, 7 Fayette Drive, S. Burlington, 862-8809. Foggy’s Notion, One Lawson Lane, Burlington, 862-4544. Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267. Global Markets Café, 325 North Winooski Ave., Burlington, 863-3210. Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. 5013. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. The Hub, Airport Drive, Bristol, 453-3678. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Drive, Colchester, 654-8008. Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. T. Ruggs Tavern, 149 Elmwood Ave., Burlington, 658-0456. Jasper’s Tavern, 19 North Ave., Newport, 334-2224. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. 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NEST MATERIAL, METAPHYSICAL GRAFFITI (Self-released, CD) Experimental audio is devilishly hard to analyze. By what yardstick does one measure the scrapes, drones and wheezes common to music’s outer limits? Avant-garde astronauts Nest Material certainly haven’t made the task any easier. The sprawling Burlington musical collective recently released not one but two discs of headfuckery, Radio Kinetics and the wonderfully titled Metaphysical Graffiti. The former features three epic cuts. Opener “Je Deteste” is built around a revolving drum pattern from percussionist J.B. Ledoux. At more than 14 minutes long, the tune takes its sweet time to unfold. Indiscriminate drones and heavily effected horn squawks flicker in and out of focus, providing plenty of texture, but little in the way of melody. In a deranged approximation of Miles Davis’ 1970s work, the tune eventually develops an oddly funky strut. “Trampled Under Feet” is a thrumming collision of found sound and conventional instrumentation. Gentle and enveloping, the tune’s hazy resonances could almost be called beautiful. Kinetics wraps up with the rumbling distortion-fest “Rice Krispies.” What the tune lacks in nuance it makes up for in unbridled sonic devastation. Metaphysical Graffiti represents some of the band’s earliest recording adventures. In a bold declaration of copyright infringement, the group named each of the “songs” after Zeppelin numbers. Like Kinetics, Graffiti employs organic instruments such as guitar, drums and horns as well as turntables and sundry electronics to create mutable soundscapes. The guitars play a more prominent role here, with passages that could even be called melodic. My favorite moments occur near the 10-minute mark. At this point, the ever-present drones are broken up by a series of keyboard blips and a repetitive saxophone figure. “WH3n The l3v3E BR3@K5” (or “When the Levee Breaks”) is an exceedingly brief passage featuring random clattering and what sounds like the digital version of ocean waves. Graffiti wraps up with a jazzy drum figure and fractured, psychedelic guitar lines. By the end of the disc, I found myself wondering if someone had slipped something into my coffee. Nest Material are certainly not for everyone, but that’s probably just how they want it. Still, those willing to dial into the band’s strange frequency will be rewarded with some of the most interesting and unusual sounds around.
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CALL TO ARTISTS SEABA IS SEEKING Eastern-inspired artworks for a show at the Harry Hood Gallery in May. Send digital images or web link and explanation to arpalmer@seaba.com. AIRPORT INSTALLATION: Burlington City Arts is looking for artists to exhibit large-format 2D works at the Burlington International Airport. Info, cnewton@ci.burlington.vt.us or 865-7554. THE E1 STUDIO COLLECTIVE is looking for artists to participate in two themed shows. May: “Domestic Spyne”; (a political satire on homeland security). June: “Deb Dolls and Gum Balls”; (about Eros and adult eye candy). If interested, contact e1studiocollective@ yahoo.com. THE CARVING STUDIO and Sculpture Center in W. Rutland seeks member artists to participate in the annual members' show, May 6 - June 9. Deadline: April 28. Info, http://www.carvingstudio.org or 438-2097. ‘ENVISIONED IN A PASTORAL SETTING’: The annual juried exhibition and sale, Sept. 22 - Oct. 22, at Shelburne Farms is seeking artists to participate. All artworks must have been created in the past year and not previously exhibited in the Burlington area. Deadline: May 22. Info, http://www.shel burnefarms.org or 985-8686.
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ARTWORK “Days of Miracles & Wonder” by Michael Smith
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ature’s best-known hucksters may be macho, crazily warbling, brightly plumed songbirds; nearly every species of flora and fauna sells itself. Humans, too. “Arts-R-Us,” at Studio Place Arts in Barre, is a show of 36 pieces in all media. Subtitled “Artwork influenced by advertising, commercialism and market forces,” the exhibit examines our financially based culture through the lens of visual art. The 2-foot-tall marble sculpture by Nick Santoro, dubbed simply “Icon,” is a perfect dollar sign in relief on a tapered, standing slab of white stone with a diagonal gray grain. Dollar signs appear repeatedly in the show, in fact, and are emblematic of more than U.S. currency. As the cross is to Christianity, $ is to capitalism. In Michael Smith’s “Days of Miracle and Wonder,” the Underhill artist collaged labels from fish sticks and mayonnaise jars along side his signature portraits of Wonder Bread. A border of happy mouths, perhaps awaiting the heavenly sandwich that can be prepared from Smith’s fare, lines the colorful ingredients. Smith’s linkage between food and pop culture is a common — and in his case, always humorous — theme in contemporary art. David Powell, a graphic design professor at SUNY Plattsburgh, first
achieved immortality by creating the Allman Brothers Band album cover for Eat a Peach. His SPA paintings, “McDonald’s Erection” and “The History of Food,” were created in that same halcyon decade — the 1970s. In “McDonald’s Erection,” yellow cranes raise the golden arches over a cleanly minimal construction site. A cheerful spectrum of rainbow colors borders Powell’s rectangular urban landscape. The painting dates from 1974, the year President Richard Nixon resigned from office. Powell’s skillful draftsmanship remains manifest in “The History of Food.” The 1975 acrylic has three panels: at left, two boars play tug-ofwar with a piece of meat; a juicy red apple floats in the center panel. On the right, the specter of “Mickey D” appears, this time as a Big Mac resting under a street lamp in a deserted parking lot. Powell’s are not the only works here that are more than 30 years old. Phillip Godenschwager’s 1976 penand-ink “St. Charles Line” and 1973 latex-enamel-on-plywood “Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk” are also almost first-generation Pop Art. But Godenschwager’s cartoonish paintings and drawings seem more influenced by R. Crumb than Roy Lichtenstein. “St. Charles Line” sports very
Crumb-like, distorted perspectives and curvy forms. It’s a playful view of New Orleans — a rarity these days. Details break out of the rectangle like water through a levee, giving “St. Charles Line” an eccentric shape. “Don’t Cry Over Spilled Milk” also has shaped edges. It includes a dollarsign character with a pitchfork, and lightning bolts leaping from an electrical outlet. Its colors are flat and vibrant. The mixed-media-on-paper “Purex” and “0% interest till January 2007,” by Carly Glovinsky of Dover, N.H., seem like sketches for surreal billboards, or rough layouts for newspaper ads. “Purex” includes a drawn coupon for “$1 off 2” in addition to a green-and-orange Purex box. Glovinsky’s literary elements are layered over and interspersed with abstract forms that seem distilled from the shapes and jarring rhythms of a supermarket. Making money and “making a living” mean the same thing in American culture. Thanks to capitalism, we can endlessly circulate greenbacks to fulfill any desire — practical, altruistic, destructive, carnal. And in support of the American art economy, nearly every piece in “Arts-R-Us” is for sale. At these prices, they won’t last long. m
‘DEVASTATION AND RENEWAL UP CLOSE’: Students who spent their Hillel Alternative spring break doing construction work in Gulfport, Mississippi, share in words and images their post-Katrina experiences. UVM Allen House Gallery Space, 461 Main Street, Burlington, 656-1153. Reception April 5, 57 p.m. Through April 28. ‘PRINDLE WISSLER: "Distractions and Abstractions," works in pen and ink, watercolor and acrylic by the 93-year-old Vermont artist. Governor's Office, Pavilion Office Building, Montpelier, 828-5657. Reception April 5, 3-5 p.m. Through May. MELISSA C. STORROW & HARRIET WOOD: “After Hours,” watercolors and pencil on paper, and large oil and acrylic paintings on canvas and board, respectively. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8473. Artists' talk April 6, 6:30 p.m. Through April 15. LESLIE BAKER, WINNIE LOOBY & DINA SENESAC: Paintings, sculpture, and crafts and bowls, respectively. Rose Street Artists' Co-op, Burlington, 734-0772. Reception April 7, 5-8 p.m. Through April. IAN GIL: Acrylic paintings. Club Metronome, Burlington, 658-4771. Reception April 7, 58 p.m.; post party 8 p.m. with live music by Future Rock and Panda Watch. $5. Through April. ‘THE PAINTING SHOW’: New satirical, surreal and sublime works by Charles Norris-Brown, Christina Conant, Christy Mitchell, Jake Rifkin, Peter Isles, Terry Zigmund and Wylie Sofia Garcia. E1 Studio Collective, behind Speeder & Earl's, Pine Street, Burlington, e1studio collective@yahoo.com. Reception April 7, 5:30-9 p.m., with music by Betsy Nolan. Through April.
OPENINGS >> 54A PLEASE NOTE: Exhibitions are written by Pamela Polston; spotlights written by Marc Awodey. Listings are restricted to exhibits in truly public places; exceptions may be made at the discretion of the editor. Submit art exhibitions at www.sevendaysvt.com/art or send via email by Thursday at 5 p.m., including info phone number, to galleries@sevendaysvt.com.
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OPENINGS << 53A JASON RYAN OSTERHOUT: New acrylic on Randolph, 728-9555. Closing reception April canvas paintings. Art's Alive Gallery, Union 9, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Station, Burlington, 864-1557. Reception ARISTA ALANIS & LEILA BANDAR: “Monoprint April 7, 5-7 p.m. Through April. Sketches” and “Studies in Steel,” respectively. ‘FIRST OFFERINGS’: The new gallery's debut Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State exhibit features works in multiple media by College, 635-1469. Reception April 11, 3 p.m. Sandra Berbeco, Jude Bond, Melanie Bovat, Through April 15. Diane Gabriel, Catherine Hall, Charlotte Hastings, Jessica Hatheway, Linda E. Jones, Rosie Prevost, Ayn Baldwin Riehle, R.G. Solbert and Sumru Tekin. 215 College Artists' Cooperative Gallery, Burlington, 863-3662. Reception April 7, 5-8 p.m. Through April. FIRST FRIDAY LAUNCH PARTY & PRESS CON‘BREAKING BOUNDARIES: BEYOND THE 2D FERENCE: Get a preview of this year's monthBARRIER’: Artists Gary Godbersen, Tabbatha ly art walk and a copy of the new Art Map Henry, Lori Hinrichsen, David Kearns, Burlington, with organizers Ric Kasini Kadour Michael Kuk, Josh Neilson, John Osmond and Christopher Byrne. Union Station, and Will Patlove blur the lines between Burlington, 264-4839. April 5, 11 a.m. ceramics, painting and sculpture. South End HARRY BLISS: The New Yorker and Seven Days Arts & Business Association office, 180 cartoonist discusses his single-panel cartoon Flynn Ave., Burlington, 859-9222. Reception and his best-selling children's books. April 7, 5:30-8 p.m. Through June 1. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, JOHN ROS: "Untitled Image," oil paintings, 878-4918. April 5, 6:30 p.m. charcoals and monotypes. Red Mill Gallery, ‘GOYA’S PRINTMAKING TECHNIQUES’: Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 635-2727. Assistant professor of art Jane Kent gives a Closing reception April 7, 7 p.m. Through lunchtime lecture in conjunction with a curApril 8. rent exhibit. Fleming Museum, UVM, SAGE TUCKER-KETCHAM: "Circle of Color," Burlington, 656-0750. April 5, 12:15 p.m. new paintings; and MICHAEL GOOD: JANET MCKENZIE TALK: “Sharing the Path,” "Implied Infinity," anticlastic jewelry in the Vermont painter discusses her sometimes gold. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. controversial work in conjunction with a Reception April 7, 6-8 p.m. Through April. current exhibit. T.W. Gallery, Montpelier, BRIAN MOHR & EMILY JOHNSON: "Captured 828-8743. April 6, 6:30 p.m. Wild," an exploration in photography; and FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Bigger and better, CYNDI JOHNSON: Ceramics. One percent of the art-walk season kicks off with nearly 30 sales will be donated to conservation efforts. galleries and other sites participating Art Place 150 at The Men's Room, Burlington, around Burlington. Free Art Map available at 496-5434. Reception April 7, 6-8 p.m. venues. Info, ric@kasinihouse.com or 263Through May. 4839. April 7, 5-8 p.m. LYNN VANNATTA: The Brownsville artist shows ‘SPRING FLING’: A fundraising dinner and landscapes, animal portraits and still lifes in silent auction to benefit the Carving Studio oil. Windsor House Art Gallery, 484-7253. and Sculpture Center culminates with dancReception April 7, 5-7 p.m. Through April. ing to The Squids. Rutland Country Club, ANNEMARIE ZWACK: “Where the Wheel Was 438-2097. April 8, 6 p.m. $55. Reservations Born,” painted quilts that express the recommended. artist's opposition to the war in Iraq; and ‘REMBRANDT AND THE REFORM OF ETCHING’: APRIL SOLO EXHIBITIONS: Six other A lecture by Mariet Westermann, director of regional artists and the Vermont Pastel the Institute of Fine Arts, NYU, and reception Society also show their work in multiple mark the opening of a new exhibit, media in Yester House, Southern Vermont “Rembrandt: Master of Life and Shadow.” Loew Art Center, Manchester, 362-1405. Reception Auditorium, Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, April 8, 2-4 p.m. Through April. Hanover. N.H., 603-646-2808. April 8, 5:30 ‘AN INSPIRED PALETTE’: An exhibit of student p.m. Also April 8, an introductory tour of the in collaboration with the “Palettes of art 1x4-beadcrazySTANDARD 3/28/06 exhibit 1:35 “Coaxing PM Page 1 to Dance,” 2 p.m. the Spriits Vermont” project and the Vermont Art Teachers Association. Chandler Gallery,
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ENTROPIC VIEWS Gerard Rinaldi’s black-and-white photographs at the Vermont Supreme Court Lobby are actually not just black and white. They’ve been “amplified with drawing and computer effects” and are often brilliantly colored. In his powerful show, entitled “Short Story Theater: Becoming Nothing,” most of Rinaldi’s images focus on rural architecture in decay. Pictured: “Frontispiece, ‘Any Time Now.’” Transition present an exhibit of sume-i brushand-ink works and haiku. Second Floor, Burlington City Hall, 862-2949. Through April 21. NADIA KHAN: "Life Is Light," custom stainedglass works. Smokejacks Restaurant, Burlington, 658-1119. Through April 12. ‘SELECTIONS’: Prints by 16 artists from the Two Rivers Printmaking Studio representing the full range of printmaking techniques. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. Through April. MIKE GORDON & MARJORIE MINKIN: "Another Side of In," a mother-and-son exhibit featuring abstract, Lexan pieces by Minkin that visually represent Gordon's ambient audio textures from the album Inside In. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7165. Through April. ‘WORKS IN PROGRESS’: Mixed-media pieces detailing various artists' pursuits in life. Pursuit Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 862-3883. Through May 1. ‘MONET MAMAS’: Oil, watercolor and acrylic paintings by former teachers turned full-time artists Mary Lou Marcussen, Judy Kelly, Pete Tomasi, Roberta Whitmore and Ellie Morency. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, 22 Barber Farm Rd., Jericho, 899-3211. Through May 7. MARILYN GILLIS: "Fiber Visions," studio art quilts about ideas and issues. Dianne Shullenberger Gallery, 228 Nashville Rd., Jericho, 899-4993. Through April 16. ‘THE FLYNN, VERMONT’S WONDER THEATRE’: A special exhibit commemorating the theater's 75 years shows its development from a movie palace to a premier performing-arts center. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, Burlington, 652-4500. Through April 15. DREW MATOTT: "Politics, Paper and Pulp," sculptural books using handmade paper and alternative bookbinding, Lower Level Gallery, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 951-1252. Through April 28. CHARLIE HUNTER: "Where I Live Now," postpastoral, post-industrial portraits of Vermont; and H. KEITH WAGNER: "Collections: Pods, Seeds & Stones," handmade metal sculptures. Pine Street Artworks, Burlington, 863-8100. Through April 13. ‘FRANCISCO GOYA: LOS CAPRICHOS’: Eighty celebrated black-and-white prints made by the Spanish artist satirizing the foibles of 18th-century Spain, through May 14; and MICHAEL MAZUR: "The Inferno of Dante," 41 black-and-white prints by the contempo-
rary printmaker illustrating the most famous section of The Divine Comedy, through May 14; and ARTISTS' BOOKS: Selections from UVM's Special Collections, through June 4. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. MARGARET LAMPE-KANNESTINE: Acrylic paintings, Skyway Corridor; and NAOMI BOSSOM: Woodcut prints, Gates 1 & 2. Burlington International Airport, 865-7166. Through May 1. RUTH KALDOR, CAROL L. NORTON, JASON OSTERHOUT & MARIAN WILLMOTT: Paintings and monoprints. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273. Through April. CHRISTINE TRIEBERT: "Inner Visions of Vermont," photographs about spiritual experiences and expressions. Hallway Gallery, 119 Pearl St., Burlington, 951-1252. Through April 27.
:: champlain valley MAXINE Z. DAVIS: A rotating show of oil, acrylic and watercolor paintings, changed on April 22 and May 13. Charlotte Public Library, 425-3034. Through May. ‘SCREENED AND SELECTED: CONTEMPORARY PHOTOGRAPHY AND VIDEO ACQUISITIONS 1999-2005’: Works by 20 contemporary artists chosen by college majors in art, architecture, film and media culture; and TONY OURSLER: "Time Stop," a video installation and sculpture in the series "Art Now." Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-2240. Through June 4. DAVID MARTIN: "Unearth," clay vessels and found-object assemblages. Brandon Artists' Guild, 247-4956. Through April 28. ROYCE DENDLER: Works in polyethylene created on a device invented by the artist. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through April 9.
:: central MICHAEL T. JERMYN: “Zen and the Art of Picture-Taking,” photographs. The Shoe Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through April. ‘IN COMMUNITY’: Five local artists exhibit photographs and prints mixing iconography and visual anthropology. Big Town Gallery,
Rochester, 767-9670. Through May 14. ‘ART WORKS FOR EVERYONE’: Paintings by Vermonters with developmental and learning disabilities. Statehouse Cafeteria, Montpelier, 828-0749. Through April. ARTHUR E. OLSON: Oil paintings depicting land, sea, city and abstractions; and GINA M. D'AMICO: "Pieces of Matter, " photography. Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds, Montpelier, artwhirled23@ yahoo.com. Through April. JANET MCKENZIE: "Women: Reflections on the Journey," paintings, studies and maquettes by the Vermont artist. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 828-8743. Through April 14. ‘OBJECTS OF FOCUS: SHRINES, DOLLS & FETISHES’: Twelve Vermont artists explore the contemplative and the projective with mixedmedia works. Nina Gaby Studio & Gallery, Brookfield, 276-3726. Through May 15. GERARD W. RINALDI: "Short Story Theater: Becoming Nothing," black-and-white photographs, amplified with drawing and computer effects, of man-made structures in Vermont. Supreme Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through May 12. HAL MAYFORTH: "Unencumbered by Critical Thought," paintings by the Vermont artist. The Lazy Pear Gallery, Montpelier, 223-7680. Through April 16. MICHAEL T. JERMYN: Photographs with Zen thoughts. Montpelier City Hall, 223-1570. Through April 17. LEILA BANDAR, MISTY MAWN & JULIE RUTH: "Thirtysomething," sculptures, mixedmedia collages and oil-and-wax paintings, respectively, by artists on the brink of 30; and DIANA GONSALVES: Black-and-white photographs. Julie Ruth Studio & Gallery, Waterbury, 730-2527. Through April 29. ‘ARTS-R-US’: Artwork influenced by advertising, commercialism and market forces, Main Floor Gallery; and STUDENT SHOW: Works from the Center for Cartoon Studies, Second Floor Gallery; and JANET VAN FLEET: "Circular Statements," mixed media. Studio Place Arts, Barre, 479-7069. Through April 15. SEVEN VERMONT SCULPTORS: New works by Willard Boepple, Chris Curtis, Patricia de
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:: northern GRACE COMMUNITY WORKSHOP EXHIBIT: Works by member participants in a variety of styles and subjects; includes workshop meetings Tuesdays and Thursdays, 2-4 p.m. Old Firehouse Gallery, Hardwick, 472-6857. Through May 17. MELANIE PHELPS: “Cloud Series,” acrylic paintings. Bad Girls Café, Johnson, 6357423. Through April. RICHARD W. BROWN: "Echoes of the Past: The Last of the Hill Farms," black-and-white photographs of rural Vermont. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 748-2372. Through October 29. NANCY E. WINTERS: The former New Yorker and new Westford resident presents watercolors depicting her Vermont environs. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, 888-1261. Through May 19. LOIS EBY, NORI MORIMOTO & TARI SWENSON: "Spontaneous Acts: Art Out of Line," brush paintings, wall sculptures and calligraphic paintings, respectively, inspired by the Far East. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park, Stowe, 253-8943. Through May 28. SHANNON YOUNG: Paintings, sculpture, ceramics, ink drawings and collages by the Johnson State College senior. The Bee's Knees, Morrisville, 888-7889. Through April 17. ‘MEETING THE DAWN: FIRST NATION ART FROM THE NORTHEASTERN WOODLANDS’: Art and artifacts, both contemporary and historical, by native peoples of the Northeast, as well as by activist-painter N. Scott Momaday, from the Kiowa Indian Reservation in Oklahoma; and JANET FREDERICKS: "Language of Water," works on paper that bring together a love of water
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Dear Cecil, Robert Essenhigh, a professor of mechanical engineering at Ohio State, has written an essay disputing the idea that human activity is causing global warming. He is part of an academic group that opposes the Kyoto treaty. Although I have a PhD in physical organic chemistry and have done some work in environmental areas, I cannot dismiss his arguments out of hand. Is Professor Essenhigh right, and can we all go out and buy SUVs? Or are there convincing arguments to the contrary? With the Kyoto treaty on the rocks, it’d be nice to know. Jon Kapecki, Rochester, New York I get a lot of letters like yours, Jon, basically asking me, a weekly alternative newspaper columnist, to resolve one of the great controversies of our age. No problem, that’s what I do. Given an 800-word limit, however, you’ll excuse my taking a few shortcuts. So here we go: Are greenhouse-gas emissions from our fuel-guzzling cars, power plants, etc., a significant contributor to potentially catastrophic climate change? Answer: Beats me. But you know what? It doesn’t matter even if they are. First, Essenhigh. The professor argued in a 2001 article in Chemical Innovation that average global temperatures were rising but that, contrary to wide popular and scientific opinion, human activity wasn’t the principal cause. Rather, the fluctuations we’re now seeing are part of a natural cycle that’s been going on for eons. Essenhigh’s reasoning appealed largely to common sense: Carbon dioxide, the most widely discussed greenhouse gas, is part of Earth’s vast store of carbon (about 150 billion tons), which is continually being cycled through the oceans, the atmosphere, and vegetation. The human contribution to atmospheric carbon in the form of CO2 is small, less than 5 percent of the total carbon reservoir. Ergo, humans aren’t causing global warming. I omit a lot of ancillary discussion, but that’s the nub.
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W RUNNING TIME Kristofferson stars as a reformed whiskey smuggler who returns to bootlegging to save his family’s farm.
e truly are lucky to have the three movies Jay Craven has made from novels by Howard Frank Mosher. Where the Rivers Flow North, A Stranger in the Kingdom and the latest, Disappearances, comprise a cultural time capsule that transcends film entertainment. They pay tribute to the work of one of the state’s irreplaceable literary voices. They broaden the audience for that body of work, and they preserve for future generations the sights and sounds of a Vermont that has all but disappeared. And while they may transcend film entertainment, these films are dependably entertaining. Adapted from Mosher’s award-winning 1977 book — his first published — Craven’s new movie is a wild ride back in time to the Northeast Kingdom of 1932 and the final days of Prohibition. Kris Kristofferson stars as Québec Bill Bonhomme, an “over-thehill outlaw” who has traded drinking and whiskey running for the quiet life of a father and farmer. At least until a building on his property is struck by lightning and burns to the ground, leaving him at the end of a long, hard winter with no hay to keep his livestock alive. Bonhomme is a colorful, complex character who’s seen and done it all, and who realizes he’s fortunate to have settled down with a beautiful wife (Heather Rae) and doting son. He doesn’t just stop to smell the roses. He finds wonder and beauty everywhere, even in the flames that consume his barn; he pauses as he leads the animals out and remarks, “Spectacular!” Also sharing the place are William Sanderson as farm hand Rat Kinneson and Genevieve Bujold in the role of Québec Bill’s schoolteacher mother, Cordelia. She’s a particularly intriguing creation. When she’s not reminding her grandson (played nicely by 15-year-old Charlie McDermott) to read his Shakespeare on a daily basis, she’s tossing off words of sage-like wisdom and appearing out of thin air to offer the boy guidance in times of crisis. The frequency of these surreal intercessions increases dramatically once Kristofferson concludes that his only hope for financial survival lies in a return to whiskey smuggling. Gary Farmer gives a fabulous performance as Henry Coville, Bonhomme’s Iroquois brother-in-law and a giant, fedora’ed teddy bear. He’s approached by a pair of Canadians who offer him $1000 to transport a shipment of purloined Seagrams product across the border in his beloved roadster, White Lightning. Kristofferson’s been around this block often enough to sense that double and triple crosses await
them; he convinces his wife that a “scouting mission” up north is in order to check things out. This is where the real fun starts. At this point, Craven shifts his film into high gear, stomps on the gas, and steers straight for a magical backwoods of bootlegger monks, rival hijacking gangs, music-filled mountain honky-tonks, steam trains that have a way of vanishing into forest mist, and longhaired men with machine guns. Not to mention a mystifying wild man who pursues Québec Bill and his crew. Not every fable about the bond between fathers and sons includes a chapter in which both take a human life; and in few coming-of-age stories does an adolescent boy come along on a mission this treacherous. Disappearances seamlessly alternates between darkness and light, the everyday and the otherworldly, and manages more laughs along the way than do a great many Hollywood comedies. Shot in the Northeast Kingdom and northern New Hampshire, the movie is written with a faultless ear for period dialogue. It’s hauntingly scored by Jeff Claus and Judy Hyman, and enlivened by dandy work from Craven regulars such as Rusty DeWees and Bill Raymond as well as Tinseltown vets Sanderson, Bujold and Luis Guzman. And then there’s Kristofferson, whom Jay Craven has snagged at a singularly serendipitous moment. The legendary singer-songwriter, who’ll turn 70 in June, is presently riding a wave of critical acclaim for This Old Road. The stripped-down collection is being hailed as a career highpoint, and is his bestselling release in decades. The interest in Kristofferson’s recharged career certainly won’t hurt when it comes to attracting the attention of major distributors. According to Craven, Paramount, Sony Classics, New Line and the Weinstein Company have asked to take a look, and another four have already made offers. My guess is, they’ll all like what they see. Kristofferson’s screen legacy is perhaps as underappreciated as his recording one was until recently. With 96 films to his credit, he’s appeared in a remarkable array of movies, from Peckinpah’s Bring Me the Head of Alfredo Garcia (’74) and Scorsese’s Alice Doesn’t Live Here Anymore (’75) to Alan Rudolph’s Trouble in Mind (’86) and John Sayles’ Lone Star (’96). The performance he gives in Craven’s latest is understated and restrained and yet brimming with humor and life, the actor gives a veritable master class in making it look easy. He’s worked with some of the best. In Disappearances, we see some of the best work he’s ever done. m
BENCHWARMERS: Dennis (Problem Child) Dugan directs this comedy about a millionaire nerd who forms a nerd baseball team to get back at Little League teams made up of bullies and mean jocks. David Spade, Jon Heder and Rob Schneider star. (85 min, PG-13) DUMA: Campbell Scott and Hope Davis star in Carroll (Never Cry Wolf) Ballard’s family adventure about a South African boy who adopts an orphaned cheetah as his pet. Alex Michaeletos costars. (100 min, PG) LUCKY NUMBER SLEVIN: Josh Hartnett stars in this mistaken-identity drama in which a young man travels to New York to visit a friend and winds up the target of bookies owed big money by his missing buddy. With Bruce Willis, Morgan Freeman and Ben Kingsley. (110 min, R) PHAT GIRLZ: Mo’ Nique and Eric Roberts are paired in this comedy about a plus-sized fashion designer with big plans to change the way the world sees female beauty. Nnegest Likke directs. (99 min, PG-13) TAKE THE LEAD: Antonio Banderas, Alfre Woodard and Jenna Dewan star in first-time director Liz Friedlander’s dance-floor drama, in which a ballroom pro combines forces with hiphop-crazy high school hoofers to create a whole new style of movement. Based on a true story. (108 min, PG13) THANK YOU FOR SMOKING: Jason Reitman (son of Ghostbusters director Ivan) makes his feature directorial debut with this blistering satire poking fun at both sides of the antismoking issue. Featuring Aaron Eckhart, Maria Bello and Cameron Bright. (92 min, R)
SHORTS AQUAMARINEHH1/2 I wonder whether anyone told Ron Howard that Splash was being remade. Sounds like that’s what director Elizabeth Allen is up to with this fish-out-of-water tale of a mermaid who falls in love with a human. Emma Roberts, Sara Paxton and Jake McDorman star. (109 min, PG) ASK THE DUSTHHH Colin Farrell and Salma Hayek are paired in Robert Towne’s adaptation of the John Fante novel about a couple living on the edge in Depression-era L.A. (117 min, R) BASIC INSTINCT 2: RISK ADDICTION: A mere 14 years after the release of the original, Sharon Stone is back as everybody’s favorite nutty crime novelist, Catherine Tramell. This time around, she moves to London and engages in a torrid affair with the psychiatrist assigned by Scotland Yard to evaluate her. With David Morrissey. Directed by Michael Caton-Jones. (114 min, R)
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H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).
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SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD
Syrup and Satire
Macy’s character wears suits with Birkenstocks and displays maple syrup containers on his desk. Although designed to look like a slab of Swiss, a Vermont map on the wall is emblazoned with the motto, “Where the cheddar is better.” Visual jokes abound. Aaron Eckhart portrays Nick Naylor, a slick tobacco lobbyist in D.C., with a pragmatic approach to the job. His voiceover narration extols the benefit of keeping a German scientist on the payroll to conduct pro-nicotine research: “The man’s a genius. He could disprove gravity.” Nick cleverly defends the industry on behalf of his amoral bosses (J.K.
Simmons and Robert Duvall) and treks to Hollywood, where a spectacularly self-absorbed agent (Rob Lowe) pledges more placement of the addictive product on the big screen. Eckhart demonstrates smarm and sensitivity in the same breath, imbuing an ostensible villain with semi-sympathetic qualities. Macy nails his performance as Nick’s politically correct nemesis, who’s pushing legislation to mandate a large skull-and-crossbones poison label on every cigarette pack. While these men are equally calculating, the senator’s earnest selfrighteousness often collapses in the wake of his opponent’s slithery charisma. At last September’s Toronto International Film Festival, major distributors engaged in an intense bidding war for the rights to Reitman’s crowdpleaser. Such competition is de rigueur in the indie world, but this particular battle made headlines because two companies claimed a verbal agreement from the producers. Threats of litigation ensued. Fox Searchlight ultimately released the movie. One reason for the brouhaha is that, unlike most domestic comedies, this sharp satire manages to be hilarious without resorting to lowbrow humor. Adapted from a 1994 novel by Christopher Buckley (son of conservative commentator William F.), Thank You mirthfully skewers all sides of a controversial issue. Reitman (whose director dad is Ivan, of Ghostbusters fame) has acknowledged that one of his inspirations was Citizen Ruth, a brilliant 1996 parody of both pro-choice
and anti-abortion forces by Alexander Payne (Sideways). In Thank You, Nick regularly schmoozes with fellow spin doctors representing alcohol (Maria Bello) and firearms (David Koechner) at a restaurant where a sign reads: “Take pride in America — we have the best government money can buy.” But he fails to heed his colleagues’ warning about an ambitious reporter (Katie Holmes) who asks to interview him for a Washington Post profile. This subplot led to a second kafuffle, when a sex scene involving the young actress — now Tom Cruise’s significant other — was mysteriously deleted before a screening at January’s Sundance Film Festival. Conspiracy theorists blame the Church of Scientology. Nick’s only apparent vulnerability is love for his adoring pre-pubescent son (Cameron Bright), a relationship that occasionally slows the film’s otherwise dynamic pace. As befits a lampoon, however, even human decency can’t escape the withering barbs likely to entertain both mainstream and art-house audiences. Roz Payne is heading to South Korea this week to participate in a panel called “Feminist Documentary Pioneers: A Thousand Voices” at the 8th Women’s Film Festival in Seoul, running from
April 6 through 14. The Richmond resident will also show four selections from her archive of more than 50 projects shot by — or at least associated with — Newsreel, a collective of radical filmmakers she helped form in the 1960s. Make Out, She’s Beautiful When She’s Angry, Janie’s Jane and Up Against the Wall, Miss America are pictures that speak to various counterculture concerns of the female kind. The hope is that, with Korean subtitles, those concerns will translate well for primarily Asian viewers in the 21st century. After the fest, Payne expects to do some sightseeing. “I want to visit the DMZ,” she says, referring to the DeMilitarized Zone that separates South from North. “After the festival, I’ll play tourist.” Before leaving American soil, though, her first task is to find a travel guide and English-Korean dictionary. m
“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com. To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.
fickle fannie BY DAVID DIEFENDORF
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This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words. But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.
IMAGINE YOU AND ME and what we might do together. We might start out by CHASING AMY through a maze. Later we could end up KISSING JESSICA STEIN. All this would take place under a mysterious LIQUID SKY. That day we will call SUNDAY BLOODY SUNDAY. We may be ineffably driven by a BASIC INSTINCT. On an impulse we explore the crevices of LAUREL CANYON. When no one’s looking we climb BROKEBACK MOUNTAIN. At the summit we meet an alluring FEMME FATALE. She winks at us and suggests we play THE CRYING GAME. E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com). Difficulty rating for this puzzle: NEITHER HERE NOR THERE. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.
FICKLE FANNIE HINT: So what do the films have in common?
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onfronted with the allegation that a certain Green Mountain food product increases cholesterol, a U.S. senator insists, “The great State of Vermont will not apologize for its cheese.” The line comes from Thank You for Smoking, which opens Friday at the Roxy in Burlington. It’s a stylish feature directorial debut by Jason Reitman. William H. Macy, a Goddard College graduate with a getaway cabin in Woodbury, portrays Ortolan Finistirre, the fromage-defending elected official. Not above pandering to his constituents, the character wears suits with Birkenstocks and displays a photogenic collection of maple syrup containers on his desk.
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SLITHERHHH1/2 Screenwriter James Gunn makes his feature film-directing debut with this suspense-fest about a sleepy town invaded by an older-thantime organism intent on devouring all life on the planet. Starring Michael Rooker and Elizabeth Banks. (96 min, R) STAY ALIVEH1/2 Frankie Muniz stars in this umpteenth horror-fest about a group of young people who find terrible supernatural things happening to them after they start playing a videogame from hell. Sophia Bush and Jon Foster costar. William Brent Bell directs. THE BOYS OF BARAKAHHH1/2 Heidi Ewing and Rachel Grady direct this documentary focusing on four at-risk 12-year-old boys who in 2002 left the tough streets of inner city Baltimore to attend an experimental boarding school in Kenya. (84 min, NR) THE HILLS HAVE EYESHH1/2 And the cineplexes have another gratuitous remake. Alexander Aja helms this second take on Wes Craven’s 1977 horror classic about a road-tripping family which takes a wrong turn onto the highway to hell. With Aaron Stanford, Vinessa Shaw and Kathleen Quinlan. (105 min, R) THE NEW WORLDHHH1/2 Colin Farrell and Q’Orianka Kilcher are paired in writer-director Terrence Malick’s historical epic chronicling the first encounters between European and Native-American cultures in 1607 Jamestown. With Christopher Plummer. (150 min, PG-13) THE SHAGGY DOGHH Tim Allen stars in yet another family-friendly effectsfest, this time a remake of the Disney chestnut about a family man who is transformed into the family dog. Kristin Davis and Robert Downey costar. Brian Robbins directs. (99 min, PG) THE THREE BURIALS OF MELQUIADES ESTRADAHHHH Tommy Lee Jones channels the spirit of Sam Peckinpah in his second film, a Western morality tale and meditation on the themes of friendship and revenge. Starring Barry Pepper and Dwight Yoakam. (121 min, R) THE WORLD'S FASTEST INDIANHHH1/2 Anthony (Silence of the Lambs) Hopkins stars in this action-
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wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Ask the Dust 10:30 (Thu), 1 (Thu), 12:15 (except Thu), 3:30, 7:05, 9:30. Boys of Baraka 12:45, 3:15, 5:20, 7:15, 9:20. Brokeback Mountain 9:10. Crash 1:20, 7. Failure to Launch 1:35, 4:10, 7, 2x4-TinyThai120705 12/5/05 10:34 AMSOUP Page 1 HOME OF VERMONT COMPANY 9:15. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 1636 Williston Road, S. Burlington • 862-5678 10:30 (Thu), 12:05, 1, 2, 3, 4:15, 5:05, 6:30, 7:10, 8:45. Inside Man 1:05, 3:55, 6:45, 9:30. She’s the 4/4/06 Man 1:30, 4:15, 6:40, 9:05. Three2x3-vtsoup040506.indd 1 Burials of Melquiades Estrada 3:45, 9:25. V For Vendetta 12:20, 3:35, 6:35, 9:20.
wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 6:40. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 7. The Shaggy Dog 6:50. She’s the Man 7:10. friday 7 — thursday 13 *Benchwarners 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:50, 9 (Fri & Sat). Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:40, 2:40 & 4:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:40, 8:15 (Fri & Sat). Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 1:10 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9 (Fri & Sat). She’s the Man 12:50 & 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9 (Fri & Sat). Matinees Saturday and Sunday. No second evening show Sunday through Tuesday. Times subject to change.
ESSEX CINEMA Essex Outlet Fair, Rt. 15 & 289, Essex Junction, 879-6543 wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Aquamarine 1:10. 4:10. Failure to Launch 12:30, 2:40, 4:55, 7:10, 9:25. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:30, 1, 2:40, 3:10, 4:50, 5:20, 7, 7:30, 9:10, 9:35. Inside Man 12:40, 3:30, 6:30, 9:15. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. She’s the Man 1, 4, 7, 9:30. Stay Alive 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. V for Vendetta 6:40, 9:25. friday 7 — thursday 13 *Benchwarmers 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:15, 9:20. *Lucky Number Sleven 1:10, 4, 6:50, 9:25. *Take the Lead 12:45, 3:45, 6:45, 9:25. Failure to Launch 12:30, 2:40, 4:55 & 7:10 (except Fri), 9:30. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 12:30, 1, 2:40, 3:10, 4:50 (except Fri), 5:20, 7 (except Fri), 7:30, 9:10, 9:35. Inside Man 12:40, 3:30, 6:30 (except Fri), 9:15. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 12:50, 3, 5:10, 7:20, 9:30. Times subject to change.
ETHAN ALLEN CINEMAS Ethan Allen Shopping Center, North Ave., Burlington, 863-6040. wednesday 5 — thursday 6 The Hills Have Eyes 7:15. She’s the Man 7:05. V for Vendetta 6:50. The Shaggy Dog 7. friday 7 — thursday 13 *Benchwarmers 1:30 (Sat & Sun), 7:20, 9:20 (Fri & Sat). *Take the Lead 1:20 (Sat & Sun), 7:10, 9:15 (Fri & Sat). The Shaggy Dog 1 (Sat & Sun), 7. She’s the Man 1:10 (Sat & Sun), 7:05. V for Vendetta 9:10 (Fri-Sun). The Hills Have Eyes 9:25 (Fri-Sun).
friday 7 — thursday 13 *Benchwarmers 12:50, 2:50, 5, 7, 9:15. *Lucky Number Slevin 1:10, 3:50, 6:50, 9:30. *Take the Lead 1:20, 4, 7:15, 9:30. Ice Age: The Meltdown 12 noon (Sat & Sun), 1, 2:15, 3:05, 4:30, 5:10, 6:45, 7:25, 8:50. Inside Man 12:45, 3:45, 6:35, 9:25. V for Vendetta 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:20. Failure to Launch 1:25, 4:10, 7:05, 9:35. The Shaggy Dog 12:40, 2:40. She’s the Man 4:50, 7:10, 9:30. Slither 4:20, 9:45. Stay Alive 1:15, 7:20. Basic Instinct 2: Risk Addiction 9:35. Times subject to change. See http://www.majestic10.com.
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friday 7 — thursday 13 *Take the Lead 2:30 & 4:45 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:10 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (Sun-Thu). Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 2:30 & 4:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:45 & 8:45 (Fri & Sat), 7:30 (SunThu). Inside Man 2:30 (Sat & Sun), 7 & 9:15 (Fri & Sat), 7:30.
friday 7 — thursday 13 *Thank You For Smoking 1:10, 2:10, 3:10, 4:10, 5:10, 6:10, 7:10, 8:10, 9:10, 10. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 1, 3, 5, 7, 8:45. Inside Man 1:05, 3:45, 6:45, 9:20. Neil Young: Heart of Gold 1:20, 4, 7:05, 9:35. Match Point 1:25, 6:55. Transamerica 4:10, 9:15.
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friday 7 — thursday 13 *Benchwarmers 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9. Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 8:45. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 2 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7, 9.
Times subject to change. See www.merrilltheatres.net.
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104 No. Main St., St. Albans, 5277888. wednesday 5 — thursday 6 Ice Age 2: The Meltdown 7, 8:45. Larry the Cable Guy: Health Inspector 7, 9. She’s the Man 7. Failure to Launch 9.
Schedules for the following theaters are not available at press time. CAPITOL SHOWPLACE 93 State Street, Montpelier, 229-0343. BIG PICTURE THEATER (formerly The Eclipse) Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8994. PARAMOUNT THEATRE 211 North Main Street, Barre, 479-4921.
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STEP RIGHT UP Jennifer Miller is a woman with a beard. Not a “bearded lady,” though she has worked as one in a circus sideshow. A skilled machete juggler and escape artist who just happens to have hair, Miller has worked in performance theater for most of her life. She founded New York City’s queer-friendly, gender-bending Circus Amok in 1989, and the troupe began taking its all-ages, home-grown shows to outdoor parks and streets in 1994. “To be able to bring a huge spectacle to folks, free, is a gift,” she says. Miller shows a French documentary about Amok’s 1999 and 2000 summer shows, augmented with “some circusy stuff” and a talk about the three-ring connection between power, politics and fun.
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WED.05 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt? This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335. SUNY FACULTY JAZZ ENSEMBLE: Six teachers explore syncopation at Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518564-2180. MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE ORCHESTRA: Conductor Troy Peters leads this student ensemble in an evening of festive American music. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $10. Info, 598-1077.
drama DROP-IN IMPROV: Actors create characters and hone storytelling skills in a fun stage workshop. Waterfront Theatre, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-0999. ‘CABARET’: Northern Stage mounts this musical about a 1930s Berlin nightspot dancer who romances two men. See review, this issue. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $21-43. Info, 296-7000. ‘MABOU MINES DOLLHOUSE’: Dwarves portray upstanding Victorian-era men in this variation on Henrik Ibsen’s A Doll’s House. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $28. Info, 603-646-2422.
film ‘THE NEW WORLD’: John Smith romances Pocahontas in this visually stunning epic about settling Jamestown. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘SHOOT THE PIANO PLAYER’: A French musician stumbles into a criminal underworld in this New Wave thriller. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE BEAT THAT MY HEART SKIPPED’: In this moving drama, a petty crook discovers his passion for music. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘84 CHARING CROSS ROAD’: Anne Bancroft and Anthony Hopkins star as transatlantic book lovers who forge a friendship via business correspondence. South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. ‘FRACTUAL EVOLUTION: THE BIOLOGY OF CONSCIOUSNESS’: In a videotaped interview, Dr. Bruce Lipton describes the relationship between human genetic structure and the conscious spirit. Network Chiropractic of Vermont, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-8901. ‘BLOW UP’: Director Michelangelo Antonioni’s seminal 1966 thriller melds mod fashion with a murder mystery. Channel 17 studio, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. ‘INVISIBLE CHILDREN’: This film documents the lives of child soldiers in northern Uganda. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2267.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘ART MAP BURLINGTON’ LAUNCH PARTY: Organizers of the city’s First Friday Art Walk release the first issue of an accompanying print and online publication. One Main Street, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 264-4839.
ART SCREENING: Tech types take in video, sound and photo-collage works by new-media artist Peter Horvath. Watson Lecture Hall, Middlebury College Library, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. HARRY BLISS: The Seven Days cartoonist and children’s book illustrator demos his drawing style and shares samples of his work. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.
words GOGOL GROUP: At a weekly get-together, creative types reincarnate theatrical projects inspired by the novel Dead Souls, by Russian lit luminary Nikolai Gogol. Cardboard Technical Institute, Montpelier, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0854. POETRY OPEN MIKE: Bards take turns so everyone can read at a Boho evening of free verse. Euro Gourmet Market & CafÊ, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 859-3467. BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Eva-Mary, Linda McCarriston’s family-themed poetry collection, discuss the ties that bind. Winooski Memorial Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-6410. POETRY SLAM: Vermont versifier Geof Hewitt hosts spontaneous word-rhyming sponsored by the Waterbury Public Library. Full of Beans Coffee House, Waterbury, registration 6 p.m., slam 6:309:30 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.
BEETHOVEN’S SKETCHBOOKS: Pianist Michael Arnowitt compares and illustrates different drafts of the composer’s works in a talk about the creative process. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘OUR BODIES, OURSELVES’: Judy Norsigian, cofounder and executive director of the Boston Women’s Health Book Collective, marks the 35th anniversary of the group’s go-to volume on reproductive health and rights. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. ‘THE IMPOSSIBLE PRESIDENCY’: UVM political science professor Frank Bryan discusses whether any U.S. leader can be perfect in today’s postmodern, media-saturated political environment. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. STONE HOUSES: English prof emeritus John Duffy talks about rock-solid domiciles on the Champlain borderlands. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. HISTORY TALK: UVM lecturer Paul Searls takes questions about his recent book Two Vermonts: Geography and Identity, 1865-1910. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do dinner with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30 & 3 p.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Picture books and puppets engage growing readers aged 3-5. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
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WED.05 << 05B WILLISTON STORY HOUR: Crafts and books fuel the imaginations of kids ages 3-5. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Youngsters let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 453-3038. WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. ‘DCF BOOKTALKS’ VOTE: Homeschoolers who’ve read at least five of the titles nominated for this year’s Dorothy Canfield Fisher Award post their ballots. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. BOOK KING STORYTIME: Tale-spinner Elise Cassarino entertains kids with songs and fables. Book King, Rutland, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 773-9232.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 5-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor, feminist and antiwar movements. Room 102, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 318-3453. ‘RE-IMAGINING 12A’: A Dartmouth architecture class presents ideas for how to turn a strip-mall section of West Lebanon into a community asset. Montshire Museum, Norwich, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 649-2200. VILLAGE MEETING: A community supper precedes this gathering of Essex Junction voters. Essex High School cafeteria & auditorium, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. ‘NO ONE IS ILLEGAL’: Socialists offer an overview of the new immigrants’ rights movement against HR 4437. Edmunds Middle School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 363-4699.
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<calendar > tual release. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 11 a.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. ESL GROUP: Non-native speakers learn English at the South Burlington Community Library, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. Also at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. CHESS GROUP: Beginner- and intermediate-level players strategize ways to put each other’s kings in check. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. KNITTING POSSE: Needle-wielding crafters convene over good yarns. South Burlington Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: Ex-soldiers share labor-market tips, training info and employment leads. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9:30-11 a.m. & American Legion Post, St. Albans, 1-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-0339. CHARITY BINGO: Players seek patterns on numbered cards, then say the word. Broadacres Bingo Hall, Colchester, 7 p.m. $10 for 12 cards. Info, 860-1510. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Point-pushers create scarves, hats and mats at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. BOOK SALE: Info seekers and pleasure readers peruse pageturners at the Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. INFO MEETING: Parents of kids in grades K-6 grill teachers at the River Rock School, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1608. ORCHID CLUB: Flower fanciers cultivate propagation tips at Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 660-3505. FINANCIAL AID WORKSHOP: High school students and their parents learn how to compare award letters from different colleges. VSAC, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177.
THU.06 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MIDDLEBURY COMMUNITY WIND ENSEMBLE: Melody makers celebrate spring with spoof-composer P.D.Q. Bach’s “March of the Cute Little Wood Sprites,” among other works. Holley Hall, Bristol, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-3215. YOUTH ORCHESTRA CONCERT: The Young People’s Symphony of Springfield, Massachusetts, joins the Vermont Youth Orchestra for a side-by-side perfor-
mance of Vaclav Nelhybel’s A Mighty Fortress. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 655-5030. STUDENT PERFORMANCE RECITAL: Instrumentalists perform selections from works by Handel, Karl Stamitz and Heinrich Baermann. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
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DIANE SWAN: The award-winning Vermont poet reads from her work. Fireplace Lounge, Student Life Center, Champlain College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6406. HOWARD FRANK MOSHER: The author of Disappearances discusses how he became a writer in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom. See calendar spotlight. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2138.
DANCE TRIBE: Boogie down to recorded tunes in a safe, friendly environment. No shoes are required at Shelburne Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. $2. Info, 476-6139. DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE: Meditative movers promote peace through joyful circle dances. Unity Church of Vermont, Essex Junction, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 658-2447.
‘CABARET’: See April 5, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘IN THE BLOOD’: Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright Susan-Lori Parks updates Nathaniel Hawthorne’s The Scarlet Letter in a multiracial drama about an African-American mother of five. See preview, this issue. Seeler Studio Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433. ‘WILD HAIR’: Clowning and random props merge in this lively ode to the character Ophelia from Shakespeare’s Hamlet. See calendar spotlight. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. ‘SEUSSICAL’: The Cat in the Hat? The Circus McGurkus? Members of Lyric Theater embody Dr. Seuss characters in a musical that connects Theodor Geisel’s numerous children’s books. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $16-22. Info, 863-5966.
film ‘THE NEW WORLD’: See April 5. ‘BUENA VISTA SOCIAL CLUB’: In this Oscar-nominated documentary, elderly Cuban jazz musicians reunite to record a live CD in Havana, Amsterdam and New York City. SUNY Plattsburgh, NY, 8 p.m. Free. 518-564-2180. ‘BORN INTO BROTHELS’: Children in Calcutta’s redlight district gain self-confidence and camera skills with help from British-born photojournalist Zana Briski. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $2. Info, 654-2536. ‘THE BEST OF YOUTH’ PART I: Spanning four decades, this Italian drama follows two brothers as they weather life, love, loss and some of the most tumultuous events in recent Italian history. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603646-2422. ‘DARFUR DIARIES’: This documentary chronicles the Sudanese crisis and the resilience of those living in refugee camps. A Q&A with filmmaker Jen Marlowe follows. Room 301, Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 578-2769. 2x5-VTFishGame021506
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‘REMEMBER AFGHANISTAN?’: See April 5. ENGINEERING SUSTAINABLE ARCHITECTURE: Patrick Bellew, founder of the London-and-NewYork-based building firm atelier ten, describes environmentally sound design. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. ALEXANDER HAMILTON TALK: Scholar-in-residence Willard Sterne Randall and a panel of experts discuss the founding father’s role in Vermont history. See calendar spotlight. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5400. PHILOSOPHY DISCUSSION: Professor Derk Pereboom ponders whether free will is illusory. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166. ‘EARLY VERMONT ARTIFACTS’: Historian Peggy Pearl shows how preserved objects reflect what Green Mountain life was like hundreds of years ago. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m. $5. Info, 626-5135. DATE-RAPE DRUGS: Women get the facts at a presentation on suspicious substances — and how to avoid them. UVM Women’s Center, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 656-9538. FOREIGN INTELLIGENCE: Retired CIA staffer Tom Twetten describes how the threat of terrorism affects American info-gathering. Simpson Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 150. ‘MATZOH BALL GUMBO’: Folklorist and author Marcie Cohen Ferris serves up culinary tales from the Jewish South. Warner Hemicycle, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3453. WORKING IN NEPAL: Peace Corps alumnus George Fowler discusses his experiences in the Himalayas. Middlebury Meadows Senior Housing, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-642-5119, ext. 1039. ORGANIC GARDENING: Soil specialist Lynne Ihlstrom grounds green thumbs in the basics of bed placement, permaculture, containers and compost. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. 2/13/06 3:42 PM Page 1
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Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.
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MUSIC-MAKING: Retired horn player and music professor emeritus David Kaslow coaches musicians and non-musicians in how to confront performance-related fears. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. HUMANITIES COLLOQUIUM: Fine arts professor Nathaniel Lew describes the definition of English music at the 1951 Festival of Britain. Farrell Room, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon. Free. Info, 654-2536.
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KINGDOM COUNTRY The film version of Howard Frank Mosher’s novel Disappearances premiered a few weeks ago at Austin’s South by Southwest fest, and now it’s come home. Set in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom and directed by filmmaker Jay Craven, the Prohibition-era story follows a father and son who take up whiskey-running to save their dairy farm. The cast includes Kris Kristofferson, the grizzled actor and long-time musician who earned his songwriting chops with Willie Nelson. This weekend, Mosher speaks about the rural writing life, Disappearances screens in Essex, and Kristofferson himself plays a benefit show for Kingdom County Productions with Vermont blues queen Tammy Fletcher. A top-price ticket comes with admission to a post-event reception. You’ll see stars.
kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 5. WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639. DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765. KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. ‘LITTLE ROOTS’ STORYTIME: Kids gather in the garden to hear tales about plants, flowers and bugs. Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-2433. BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2-4 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. TEEN ADVISORY BOARD: Bookish kids plan literary pursuits for middle- and high-school students. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. EGG HUNT: Treasure seekers ages 3 and up look for encapsulated loot at the South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.
HOWARD FRANK MOSHER Thursday, April 6, John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill Building, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2138. ‘DISAPPEARANCES’ Friday, April 7, Essex Cinemas, 7 p.m. $25 & $60. Info, 863-5966. http://www.kingdomcounty.com/disappear.html KRIS KRISTOFFERSON Saturday, April 8, Memorial Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $27, $37, $47 & $100. Info, 863-5966. http://www.kriskristofferson.com
sport FOREST WATCH HIKE: Field biologist and oldgrowth expert Marc Lapin leads nature enthusiasts into the proposed Romance Mountain Wilderness Area. Call for meeting location and time. Donations. Registration and info, 434-2388.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 5. RICHMOND PEACE VIGIL: Concerned citizens support U.S. troops while expressing hope for an end to Middle Eastern deployments. Bring a candle to the Congregational Church, Richmond, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2053. DRINKING LIBERALLY: Bottoms-up democracy fuels discussion at a meeting of political progressives. American Flatbread, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 267-237-7488.
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THU.06 << 07B DEMOCRATIC CANDIDATE FORUM: Vermont voters meet, hear and question gubernatorial challenger Scudder Parker and U.S. Congressional candidate Peter Welch. Marcotte Central School cafeteria, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2172.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See April 5. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 5. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 5. CHARITY BINGO: See April 5. BOOK SALE: See April 5. VERMONT CHESS CLUB: Pawn pushers plan moves to better their game. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. QUEEN CITY BNI: Local members of Business Network International schmooze at a weekly lunch meeting to help promote one another’s companies. Windjammer Restaurant, South Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. First visit is free. Info, 655-3787. AMPHIBIAN RESCUE PROJECT TRAINING: Volunteers learn how to help wood frogs and spotted salamanders cross roads during the spring mating season. Waterbury Area Senior Center, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. ALCOHOL SCREENING DAY: Adults over 21 complete a brief, anonymous questionnaire to determine their risk for alcohol-use disorders. Turning Point Recovery Center, Rutland, 9:30 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Info, 773-6010. BURLINGTON BUSINESS ASSOCIATION: Managers, employees and citizens meet newly sworn-in Mayor Bob Kiss at a discussion of the city’s issues and goals. ECHO Center, Burlington, breakfast and networking 7:30 a.m., program 8-9 a.m. $10. Reservations and info, 863-1175. ENGINEERS WITHOUT BORDERS: Architects and inventors survey goals for Vermont-based student and professional chapters of this international organization. Room 209, Votey Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 318-3006.
FRI.07 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. GRAMERCY TRIO: The Boston-based ensemble performs works by Brahms, Ravel and Nicholas Underhill on violin, cello and piano. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. OPERA INSIGHTS: Director Tim Tavcar emcees an evening of live selections from Thaïs, Lucretia Borgia, and The Daughter of the Regiment. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-8610. CHARLOTTE COFFEEHOUSE: Town resident Justin Small opens for Shelburne native Lowell Thompson in an evening of up-and-coming solo acoustic guitar. Charlotte Senior Center, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 425-2901. WOOD’S TEA COMPANY: The Vermont-based band lets loose with a lively mixture of Celtic tunes, bluegrass, sea chanteys and folk songs. Enosburg Falls Opera House, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 933-6171. FRENCH SONG RECITAL: Quelle surprise! Vocal ensemble Déjà Nous sing cabaret tunes made famous by Edith Piaf, Jacques Brel, Yves Montand and others. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.
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dance DANCE BISTRO NIGHT: Two school bands and an alumni jazz ensemble sound off for shimmiers at a Las Vegas-themed music department fundraiser. Rutland Town School gymnasium, 7 p.m. $7 includes dessert, coffee and punch. Reservations and info, 775-0566. BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207. Also at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 598-6757. ARGENTINEAN TANGO: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a self-guided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE: Live instruction motivates movers to make rural rounds in clean, softsoled shoes. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 899-2378.
drama ‘CABARET’: See April 5. ‘IN THE BLOOD’: See April 6. ‘WILD HAIR’: See April 6. ‘SEUSSICAL’: See April 6. ‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: High school dramatists marshal this fairy-tale musical based on “The Princess and the Pea.” Mount Mansfield Union High School, Jericho, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 899-4690. ‘MY COUSIN LINO’: The South Hero Players present this two-act comedy about a famous Italian botanist — and his relatives. Folsom School Auditorium, South Hero, 7:30 p.m. $5-7. Info, 865-6746. ‘LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS’: The Vermont Commons School stages this romantic farce set in the ’60s. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 865-8084. VOICES OF DIVERSITY PROJECT: Students from various backgrounds explore ethnicity, gender and other tricky topics via live theater, music, art, poetry and fiction. Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 8602700, ext. 2503. ONE-ACT FESTIVAL: Vermont’s 12 best high school shows go head-to-head in two days of dramatic activities. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, various times. $7. Info, 775-0903.
film ‘DISAPPEARANCES’: Audience members can mingle with film stars, including Kris Kristofferson, after a screening of this Vermont-produced film based on Howard Frank Mosher’s novel. See calendar spotlight. Essex Cinemas, 7 p.m. $25 & $60. Info, 863-5966.
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‘MANDERLAY’: Lars Von Trier’s latest controversial drama covers racism and intolerance in the 1930s deep South. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600. ‘WELCOME TO SARAJEVO’: British reporters remain aloof while covering the Bosnian war . . . until one opens his heart to an orphaned girl. Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, 12:45 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1310. ‘KING KONG’: Teens catch the 2005 remake of the gigantic gorilla film based on Merian Cooper’s 1933 novel. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘SOMETHING NEW’: In this film, racial and class stereotypes collide when a successful black woman begins dating an educated, attractive white man. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $8. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘THE CELESTINE PROPHECY’: The cinematic version of James Redfield’s best-selling book by the same title explores human potential. Champlain Valley Unitarian Church, Middlebury, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 388-7478.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. FIRST FRIDAY ART WALK: Burlington’s visual artists arrange visits to more than 25 galleries and studios in a social celebration of creativity. Various Burlington-area locations, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-4839.
words ‘WRITE TO READ’: Creative writers and word artists share poetry, fiction and other work at an open reading. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166. LITERARY CLASSICS RESCUE: Hear, hear! Brown baggers listen to excerpts from Oliver Goldsmith’s The Vicar of Wakefield at a fundraiser for an unabridged audio collection. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, noon. Donations. Info, 863-3403. TOLKIEN CONFERENCE: Fantasy fiction fans gather for readings and talks celebrating The Lord of the Rings. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0839.
talks ‘REMEMBER AFGHANISTAN?’: See April 5. ‘A TASTE OF BOOKS’: Restaurateur Keith Chamberlin describes the five tomes that prepped him for the food business, and listeners sample edibles from various Vermont companies. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. MUSIC LECTURE: Robert Resnik, host of Vermont Public Radio’s “All the Traditions,” digs into the roots and revival of folk music. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192. ORTON IDEAS FORUM: Designer and social entrepreneur John Abrams discusses his book, The Company We Keep, in a lecture about reinventing small business for people, community and place. Northshire Bookstore, Manchester Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 362-2200.
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ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 5. WATERBURY STORYTIME: See April 5, for children ages 3-5. EGG HUNT: See April 6. TODDLER TIME: Tykes ages 1-3 let off steam with songs, books and rhyming games. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918. SONGS & STORIES: Kids of all ages join guitarist Matthew Witten for folk songs and funny tales. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. ‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.
sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See April 5, 10 a.m. COOLEY GLEN TREK: Weather permitting, snowshoes help hikers cut through the Bread Loaf Wilderness Area on a moderate, 8-mile trip. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 658-0912.
activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 5. SOLUTIONS CONFERENCE: Talks, films and training sessions help activists examine remedies to world problems. Vermont Law School, South Royalton, various times. $30. Registration and info, 763-8320.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See April 5. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 5. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 5. CHARITY BINGO: See April 5. BOOK SALE: See April 5, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440. COMMUNITY DINNER: A post-service meal allows mingling at Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 6 p.m. $5. Reservations and info, 864-0218, ext. 21. FISH FRY: French fries and coleslaw come with haddock fixed two different ways. St. Ambrose Parish Church, Bristol, 5-7 p.m. $8.50. Info, 453-2488. HOMESTEAD FUNDRAISER: Historian and biographer Willard Sterne Randall offers an overview of Ethan Allen and other colorful colonial-Vermont characters at a dinner and raffle. Burlington Country Club, 6 p.m. $50. Reservations and info, 865-4556. 2600 GROUP: Computer geeks gather for tech talk and gadget demos. Borders, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 233-7051. BLOG SEMINAR: Real estate professionals learn how weblogs are changing the way businesses communicate. ECHO Center, Burlington, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Registration and info, 865-1020, ext. 22. VERMONT LATIN DAY: High school students cogitate through declensions in a classical language contest. Patrick Gymnasium, UVM, Burlington, 9:20 a.m. -12:50 12:30 p.m. Info,1 656-3210. 1/11/06 PM Free. Page
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LATIN JAZZ WORKSHOP: Members of the Vermontbased group Jazzismo host a how-to clinic for musicians of all ages. Room 300, Myers Fine Arts Building, SUNY Plattsburgh, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-2180. JAZZ GUITAR RECITAL: Senior David Sleininger frets with the best at the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. PRESTO CONCERT: The youngest string musicians in the Vermont Youth Orchestra Association play short works by Haydn and Beethoven, among other compositions. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. VERMONT YOUTH STRINGS: Intermediate-level players perform pieces by Vivaldi, RimskyKorsakov and Giovanni Pergolesi. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 655-5030.
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dance LATIN DANCE PARTY: Step to sizzling sounds from Jazzismo and the SUNY Plattsburgh Jazz Ensemble. Elks Club, Plattsburgh, N.Y., salsa lesson 7 p.m., dance 8 p.m. - midnight. $10. Info, 518-564-2180. FAMILY CONTRA DANCE: Caller Mark Sustic guides dancers and the young bow-wielders of Fiddleheads through moving folk forms. Town Hall, Waterville, 7-9 p.m. $5. Info, 849-6968. CONTRA DANCE: Northern Spy makes sweet and snappy music for caller David Millstone to direct dancers in soft-soled shoes. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 785-4607.
drama ‘CABARET’: See April 5, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘IN THE BLOOD’: See April 6, 2 & 8 p.m. ‘SEUSSICAL’: See April 6, 1 & 7:30 p.m. ‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: See April 7. ‘MY COUSIN LINO’: See April 7, 2 & 7:30 p.m. ‘LOVE IS CONTAGIOUS’: See April 7. ONE-ACT FESTIVAL: See April 7. ‘THE STRANGE CASE OF DR. JEKYLL & MR. HYDE’: Aquila Theatre presents a theatrical retelling of Robert Louis Stevenson’s Victorian thriller. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $27. Info, 863-5966. YOUNG ARTISTS SHOWCASE: More than two dozen hand-picked, high-school-aged performers sing, dance and play instruments. Middlebury Union High School auditorium, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 382-9222.
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‘MANDERLAY’: See April 7. ‘BEING CARIBOU’ & ‘THE END OF SUBURBIA’: This double-feature explores the effects of U.S. oil dependency on wildlife and the environment. Starksboro Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2766. VIDEO PROGRAM: Local television producer Lyn Jarvis presents videos of polar bears and his recent trip to Russia. South Burlington City Hall, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 879-2684. ‘DEAD BIRDS’: Robert Gardner’s acclaimed documentary records the ritualized warfare of the Dani, a stone-age society in contemporary New Guinea. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. Page 1
TRESSING ROOM If the world is what you make of it, maybe pessimists just need better visualization skills. The title character of Shakespeare’s Hamlet is quintessentially depressed, and his doldrums only deepen after his mother informs him that his sweetheart Ophelia has drowned, dragged underwater by her hair. Or has she? We only have his mother’s word. Into this wee bit of wiggle-room step Vermont performance artists Robin Fawcett and Jean Taylor with Wild Hair, a project that celebrates that shadow of a doubt. Fast-forward a few centuries, and we meet Ophelia in the flesh, revitalized as a chatty museum docent living in New York City. Clowning techniques, object animation and rough-hewn props help Taylor and Fawcett turn on the spontaneity in a tribute to questioning souls.
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art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. UKRAINIAN EGG DECORATING: Spring nesters adorn ovoids with wax patterns, then dip them in dye. Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 879-1236. Boutilier’s Art Center, Burlington, noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5475. LIFE DRAWING: Artists sketch a live model in various poses using a medium of their choice. Studio STK, Burlington, noon - 2 p.m. $10. Info, 657-3333.
words TOLKIEN CONFERENCE: See April 7, 8:30 a.m. 5:30 p.m. POETRY HOP: Six locations around Milton host hands-on activities linking poetry to peace, ending at the Milton Public Library, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644. GROUP READING: Students taking a College of St. Joseph’s creative writing course voice their work in public. Book King, Rutland, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9232. SOAPBOX POETRY & PROSE: Literature lovers spell out support for human rights by reading selections out loud. A reception for Burlington peace activist Robin Lloyd follows. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.
talks BUILDING STONE WALKS: Landscaper Ben Harris explains how to design, install and maintain paths in front yards and gardens. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 223-3338. PRE-PERFORMANCE LECTURE: Religion professor Ehud Benor discusses contemporary composer Osvaldo Golijov’s klezmer-inspired piece “The Dreams and Prayers of Isaac the Blind” prior to the St. Lawrence Quartet’s concertized version. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 603646-2010. AYURVEDIC LIFESTYLES: Need a Neti pot? Two experts describe the health system of cleansing and balancing practiced widely in India. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 660-8060. MEDITATION TALK: Listeners learn a simple meditation technique after focusing on theory and practice. Main level, Billings Student Center, UVM, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-793-7282.
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CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Children’s Pages, Essex Junction, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 872-2627. BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 and up settle down for stories at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. 4-H REGIONAL PRESENTATIONS: Youngsters from northwestern Vermont display projects demonstrating the “head, heart, hands and health” connection. Colchester High School, 9 a.m. - noon. Free. Info, 656-5429. DANCE SESSION: Movers ages 8 and up shake their way into spring with the Macarena, hokey-pokey and more. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6956. PRESCHOOL TEA PARTY: Small socializers ages 3-6 dress up for stories, tea and a light luncheon. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-0313. ‘EGGSTRAVAGANZA’: The Easter Bunny supervises this 7000-egg hunt and cookie-decorating party. Staggered start times give tiny tykes a lead. Oakledge Park, Burlington, ages 2-3, 11 a.m.; ages 4-5, 11:30 a.m.; ages 6-7, noon; ages 8-9, 12:15 p.m.; ages 10-12, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7091. EGG SCRAMBLE: Children 8 and under rush to find 10,000 prize- and candy-filled capsules. Depot Park, Rutland, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 773-9380. FAMILY FUN RUN: Parents and kids trot a halfmile, for kicks. Starts at Burlington City Hall, 9:15 a.m. Free. Info, 862-9622. HEALTHY KIDS DAY: Puppet shows, a bounce castle and music by the Jugtown Pirates of Lake Champlain make exercising fun. Greater Burlington YMCA, 10:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m., family swim noon - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9622. HOCKEY RALLY: UVM’s mascot heads up youth skate and puck-shooting demos at the Kick Ice Arena, Winooski, 2-4 p.m. Free, bring skates and helmets. Info, 862-9622.
sport WATERFALL HIKE: Mud-season walkers tour the Falls of Lana, then circle Silver Lake before pausing to picnic. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 863-2433. SPINNING RIDE: Teams of riders raise a minimum of $100 per bike in this two-hour tournament to benefit the American Cancer Society. Shelburne Health & Fitness, 3 p.m. Donations. Info, 985-3141. YOGA WORKSHOP: A one-day seminar offers menopausal women practical tools for balancing the endocrine system and strengthening bones. Otter Creek Yoga Studio, Middlebury, 1-4 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 758-5007. FOUR SQUARE GAME: Adult athletes try to bounce balls through each other’s territory in the final match of a winter-long, schoolyard-pastime tourney. The Orchard School, South Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $6. Info, 508-942-2403.
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CHARITY BINGO: See April 5. BOOK SALE: See April 5, 10 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: An on-site outdoor guide talks about the environmental impact of any one of these Vermont fauna: coyotes, bats, bears, loons, turkeys and moose. VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 12:30 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000. FAMILY DAY: As part of the ongoing Alexander Hamilton exhibit, parents and kids immerse themselves in post-Revolutionary American history at a celebration featuring hands-on activities and 18th-century reenactments. See calendar spotlight. Miller Information Commons, Champlain College, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-5400. LOST NATION JAMBOREE: The theater’s seasonpreview party includes songs and stories from Ground Hog Opry actor George Woodard, bluegrass from Cold Country, and fiddlers and an accordionist showcasing the music of Stone. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, reception 7 p.m., concert 7:30 p.m. $15 includes edibles. Info, 229-0492. VERMONT HISTORY DAY: Students and educators with a penchant for the past convene to present research projects, papers and performances. Spaulding High School, Barre, 8 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8500. COLLEGE PATHWAYS: A day-long conference preps college-bound students and their parents with workshops on selecting, applying for, and financing educations. Castleton State College, 8:15 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-798-8722. PROVIDER CONFERENCE: Child care workers gather for demos of how music, rhyme, rhythm and movement fit into preschool curricula. Holiday Inn Express, South Burlington, 7:45 a.m. - 4 p.m. $35. Registration and info, 863-3367, ext. 31. ‘SPRING FOR THE STATION’: Dozens of local shops and businesses donate a percentage of today’s sales to the town’s Railroad Station Restoration Project. Various Waterbury locations, all day. Free. Info, 244-7016. VOLUNTEER FAIR: Members of the Champlain Adaptive Mountain Program assist at a Girl Scout gathering. Shelburne Town Center, 11 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0233. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: Warm maple-syrup edibles usher in spring at Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, 1-4 p.m. $3. Info, 985-5054. SPRING FLING: The five musicians of The Squids stay flexible at this gala fundraising dinner and silent auction. The Carving Studio & Sculpture Center. Rutland Country Club, 6 p.m. $55 includes dinner. Reservations and info, 438-2097. EGG DROP: Budding physicists compete with crashproof containers at this science-project showdown. Montshire Museum, Norwich, noon - 4 p.m. $2 includes one egg. Info, 649-2200. BURLINGTON DOWSERS: Rod wielders meet to practice seeking water, auras and lost objects. Room 102, Wick Building, Champlain College, Burlington, practice 9:30 a.m., meeting 10 a.m. $5. Info, 310-5363. FESTIVAL OF CULTURES: An international event celebrates Burlington’s diversity with a bazaar of arts, crafts, music, food, dance and martial arts from more than 20 countries. Former governor Madeleine Kunin keynotes. Burlington High School gymnasium, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Donations. Info, 862-6342.
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CHILDREN’S CLOTHING GIVEAWAY: Snag some new threads for your small someone from piles of gently used items sizes infant to 14. Hinesburg Town Hall, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 482-3460. BENEFIT BAZAAR: Sales of hand-crafted eggs, bunnies, flowers and nesting dolls from Russia and Central Asia support FolKids of Vermont. University Mall, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6686.
SUN.09 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CAMBRIDGE CLASSIC CHORALE: See April 7, 2:30 p.m. JAMIE MASEFIELD & THE JAZZ MANDOLIN PROJECT: See April 8, 7 p.m. JEAN-PAUL SAMPUTU: The award-winning Rwandan singer-songwriter and drummer promotes peace through music at the Milton High School auditorium, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-0052. THE CAPITAL ORCHESTRA: The community ensemble performs Schubert’s “Rosemunde Overture,” an excerpt from Stravinsky’s “Petrouchka” and lively pieces by Mozart and Mussorgsky. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-8610. GREEN MOUNTAIN YOUTH SYMPHONY: Performers and parents celebrate the group’s fifth anniversary in a concert featuring Mussorgsky’s “The Great Gate of Kiev” and selections from movie scores. Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 229-4129. KIRTAN SINGING: Yoga students stretch their vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7711. CHAMBERWORKS CONCERT: Mezzo-soprano Erma Gattie Mellinger sings works by Clara Schumann and Fanny Mendelssohn in a tribute to America’s most beloved female vocalists. Pianist Gregory Hayes accompanies. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 603646-2422.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See April 5, 4-6 p.m. $5. INTERNATIONAL FOLK DANCE: Circle moves are the focus of this dance session. Leave your street shoes outside. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 3-6 p.m. $7. Info, 633-3226.
drama ‘CABARET’: See April 5, 5 p.m. ‘SEUSSICAL’: See April 6, 1 & 6 p.m. ‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: See April 7, 2 p.m. ‘MY COUSIN LINO’: See April 7, 2 p.m. ‘HAMLET’: Aquila Theatre stages Shakespeare’s tragedy about a depressed prince who must deal with his father’s usurper. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $30. Info, 863-5966. AUDITIONS FOR ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: Actors pitch their pipes for four main parts in this musical take on relationships. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 496-3751.
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film ‘DISAPPEARANCES’: See April 7, Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30, 4 & 6:30 p.m. $25. Info, 748-2600. ‘AN AMERICAN IN PARIS’: Gene Kelly stars as a struggling American painter who falls for a French debutante in this 1950s musical. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ‘DELICIOUS WORDS’: Fiber artist Marilyn Gillis discusses dyeing; writer and social worker Sarah Ward reads her short stories; and actress Erin Rainwater presents “Moving Poetry” with interpretive dance by Betsy Walkerman. Dianne Shullenberger Gallery, Jericho, 4 p.m. $15 includes desserts. Info, 899-4993. CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: Artists work through painter’s block and other obstacles at the Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $95 includes materials. Info, 426-3717.
words POETRY READING: In addition to their first name, George Longenecker and George Mathon take turns sharing their verse. Jacquith Public Library, Marshfield, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.
talks ‘SPIRITUALISM IN VERMONT’: Spooky storyteller and folk historian Joe Citro describes colorful locals who believed in ghosts — and explains their effect on society. St. John’s Episcopal Church, Mountain Road, Stowe, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9364.
MON.10 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. MIDDLEBURY COMMUNITY WIND ENSEMBLE: See April 6, Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433. STUDENT PERFORMANCE RECITAL II: Instrumentalists perform selections from works by Reinecke, Mahler and other composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. SAMBATUCADA! REHEARSAL: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open meeting of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0532. AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: Community players of all abilities and levels of experience practice pieces and welcome new members. South Burlington High School, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $6. Info, 985-9750.
‘HAMLET’: See April 9, noon. $25. AUDITIONS FOR ‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See April 9, 6:30 p.m.
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sport ROCKY RIDGE PEAK: Up for a challenge? Hikers ascend this difficult Adirondack mountain. Call for meeting location and time. Free. Info, 893-1266. NINE BALL TOURNAMENT: Vermont residents cue up for a chance at billiards’ state title. Van Phan Sports, South Burlington, 11 a.m. $75-100. Info, 651-0111.
‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See April 5. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 5. CHARITY BINGO: See April 5, 2 & 7 p.m. ‘NATURALIST’S CHOICE’: See April 8. ‘SUGAR ON SNOW’ PARTY: See April 8. SUNDAY BRUNCH: A late-morning meal sustains community members at the Richmond Congregational Church, 11 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 434-2053.
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‘MANDERLAY’: See April 7. ‘THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST’: A short, critical conversation precedes three screenings of Mel Gibson’s controversial biopic of Jesus. Eddie’s Lounge, Alliot Student Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3, 7 & 10 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘PRIDE AND PREJUDICE’: Jane Austen fans take in the middle section of the multi-hour BBC series starring Colin Firth. Richmond Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 899-2378. ‘KIDS’: This film follows a group of New York City teens on a quest for drugs, sex and fun — and offers a brutally honest look at addiction, sexual violence and HIV/AIDS. Spectrum Drop-In Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-0555.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: See April 6. LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.
PAST TIMES Alexander Hamilton was one busy guy. Apart from authoring the Federalist Papers, running the Treasury department, and establishing constitutional law, the founding father influenced how Vermont joined the federal party, as it were. Before Vice President Aaron Burr did him in during a duel, Hamilton talked sense to a rebellious Ethan Allen to keep New York from invading what was then the independent Republic of Vermont. Historian Willard Sterne Randall joins experts from the Vermont Historical Society, the Vermont State Archives and the Ethan Allen Homestead to discuss Hamilton’s role in shaping the state. On Saturday, families can sample colonial-era life, courtesy of reenactments and activities that tie in with a nationally traveling Hamilton exhibition.
ALEXANDER HAMILTON TALK Thursday, April 6, Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5400. http://www.champlain.edu/events/hamilton FAMILY DAY Saturday, April 8, Miller Information Commons, Champlain College, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-5400.
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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 5. BOOK SALE: See April 5. SENIOR LUNCHEON: Elders socialize over a music-enhanced meal featuring fresh salad and shrimp. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, noon. $4. Reservations and info, 862-7754. MAKE-AND-TAKE TRUFFLES: Chocolate lovers create sweet treats to bring home. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 1 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-4918.
‘LOCAL STRATEGIES IN A GLOBAL ECONOMY’: See April 10, 8 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. FEMALE REPRODUCTIVE HEALTH: Herbalist Larken Bunce explains which plants can ease PMS, menstrual cramps and menopausal symptoms. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:45 p.m. $5. Registration and info, 223-8004, ext. 202. GEOGRAPHY LECTURE: Donald de Voil explains how cartography has helped humanity cure diseases, among other developments. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Fletcher Allen cardiologist Dr. Friederike Keating reveals the myths, hype and facts behind women’s heart attacks. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 847-2886. ORGANIC GARDENING: Dig into springtime with help from Ron Krupp, author of The Woodchuck’s Guide to Gardening. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2878. SOCIAL SCIENCE LECTURE: Professor Ijaz Gilani of International Islamic University in Islamabad, Pakistan, discusses global Muslim identity and the Danish cartoon crisis. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5289.
CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 5. CHARITY BINGO: See April 5. PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346. SPANISH POTLUCK: Spanish-speaking gourmets meet for food and conversation. All levels of ability are welcome, call for Burlington location, 6:30 p.m. Free, bring ingredients or dishes to share. Info, 862-1930. ‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle workers relax with fellow fiber artists at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. CAREER FOCUS WORKSHOP: Adult learners determine which professions would work best for them. Community College of Vermont, Montpelier, noon - 2 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. GED REGISTRATION WORKSHOP: Students who’d like to take a test for their Graduate Equivalency Degree learn how to handle the paperwork — and practice. 462 Hegeman Avenue, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester, 3-8 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 846-7245, ext. 104.
PARENTING LECTURE: Educational consultant Connie Helms explains how giving kids household chores can foster childhood development. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. THE U.S. SUPREME COURT: Political science professor emeritus Howard Ball describes the typical career path to serving on America’s highest judiciary. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 660-7192. KIDS’ MENTAL HEALTH: Behavioral consultant Jeanine Fitzgerald helps early childhood educators recognize early warning symptoms. Child Care Resource, Williston, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $55. Registration and info, 863-3367, ext. 34. ‘LOCAL STRATEGIES IN A GLOBAL ECONOMY’: Hal Hamilton of the Sustainability Institute and Theresa Marquez of Organic Valley keynote this two-day conference hosted by Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility. Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 5-8:30 p.m. $190. Info, 862-8347. JENNIFER MILLER: The bearded founder of Brooklyn-based Circus Amok talks about the role of power in performance, and vice versa. See calendar spotlight. Carpenter Auditorium, Given Building, UVM, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2162.
kids WATERBURY STORYTIME: See April 5, for children ages 3-5. SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Babies and non-walkers get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Also at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. BUBBIES, BABIES & BAGELS: A Jewish-themed playgroup for families of all backgrounds features intergenerational schmoozing and noshing. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 864-0218, ext. 26.
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TUE.11 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SMALL JAZZ ENSEMBLES: Four student groups including the “Post-Bop Combo” perform works by Wayne Shorter, Antonio Carlos Jobim, and local composer Rick Davies. Southwick Ballroom, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male music-makers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-2949.
dance LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 7-9:30 p.m. $9.50. Info, 434-2891. SWING DANCING: Quick-footed folks learn and practice hep-cat rock steps at the Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501. WOMEN’S DRUM CIRCLE: Percussion-powered women share rhythms and movement at a world-beat bonanza. 242 Elm Street, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6912.
film ‘MANDERLAY’: See April 7. ‘AMANDLA!’: This moving documentary illustrates the role that music played in ending apartheid in South Africa. Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4748.
art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. STUDENT RECEPTION: Parents and citizens view artwork by pupils at two area schools. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.
words BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 758-2287. BEAR POND OPEN POETRY: Readers sign up early to share five minutes of their own writing in this metric-and-free-verse marathon. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.
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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 5. WILPF MEETING: Activists review world events at this gathering of the Women’s International League for Peace and Freedom. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929. TOWN HALL MEETING ON UNDERAGE DRINKING: Concerned citizens and parents learn about youth-and-alcohol issues today’s teens face — and how to help. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-4949.
WED.12 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: See April 5. ‘SONGS FOR A SUFFERING WORLD’: Poet David Budbill, bassist William Parker and drummer Hamid Drake offer a musical outcry against war. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 635-1476. FARMERS’ NIGHT CONCERT: The 40th Army Band marches away from military music at a performance of a medley titled “An American Tapestry.” Statehouse, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-322-5616. STUDENT PERFORMANCE RECITAL III: Instrumentalists perform selections from works by Debussy, Coltrane, Mozart and other composers. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.
dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See April 5. DARTMOUTH DANCE ENSEMBLE: Flamenco plays a part in “Wanderlust,” dramatic drumming in “Skylight,” and three guest choreographers collaborate with modern-dance faculty to premiere “The Table.” Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $14. Info, 603-646-2422.
drama DROP-IN IMPROV: See April 5. ‘CABARET’: See April 5.
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PHOTO: MATTHEW THORSEN ‘PERSUASION’: A British cast in period costume brings Jane Austen’s classic romance to the silver screen. Adults and kids 12 and older settle in at the South Burlington Community Library, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7076. ‘THE AFRICAN QUEEN’: Katharine Hepburn and Humphrey Bogart light up the screen in this WWI-era film set on a riverboat. Jacquith Public Library, Marshfield, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581. ‘BREAKFAST ON PLUTO’: An Irish transvestite immerses himself in London’s 1970s glam-rock scene. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.
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BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 5. INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See April 5. MERGER TASK FORCE: Residents and officials from Essex and Essex Junction work on a plan to combine the two towns. Essex Town Office Meeting Room, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-1341. ‘END THE WAR’ TOUR: Author Anthony Arnove reads from his new book Iraq: The Logic of Withdrawal, then makes the case for bringing troops home immediately. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 718-205-5989.
FANCY FEASTS: Brown baggers munch lunch and watch chef-caterer Gail Benson’s demo about how to cook elegant yet easy meals. South Burlington Community Library, noon. Free. Info, 652-7076. WEBSITE DESIGN 101: Local tech expert John Oldham explains how to give your business, group or hobby a home on the World Wide Web. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 878-6955. THEME GARDENS: Master gardener Steffan Christensen showcases shade-filled, butterflyattracting and deer-resistant yard plantings, among other design ideas. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338. GLOBAL FEMINISM SYMPOSIUM: A four-day gathering champions women’s rights, featuring lectures, discussions, live readings and art. Various Middlebury College locations and times. Free. Info, 443-6230. GEOGRAPHY & IDENTITY: History professor Paul Searls discusses the effect of 100-plus years of tourism on Vermont’s rural rep. Lyndon State College Library, Lyndonville, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 626-6446. WINONA LADUKE: The writer, environmentalist and tribal lands activist who was Ralph Nader’s running mate in the 1996 and 2000 presidential elections speaks in Glenbrook Gym, Castleton State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 468-1119.
etc ‘RAPTOR RESCUE’: See April 5. ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 5. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 5. ESL GROUP: See April 5. CHESS GROUP: See April 5. KNITTING POSSE: See April 5. VETERANS JOB NETWORKING: See April 5. CHARITY BINGO: See April 5. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: See April 5. CABLE-ACCESS LAB: Want to be on TV? Citizens learn how to wield a camera to produce their own shows. Channel 17 studio, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 862-3966, ext. 16. ‘FINDING A COLLEGE’ WORKSHOP: High school juniors and their parents weigh educational options to decide which institutions are a good fit. VSAC, Winooski, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 800-642-3177. TOASTMASTERS CLUB: Amateur orators sharpen their speaking skills before a supportive audience. Ethan Allen Club, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-0135. EMBROIDERERS GUILD: Colored-thread aficionados embellish loops of cloth at the Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-0198. WINE EXTRAVAGANZA: A tasting of various vintages kicks off a sneak preview of the coming season. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6 p.m. $25. Info, 775-0903. HOMEBUYER ORIENTATION: Potential house owners determine if purchasing is right for them. Central Vermont Community Land Trust, Barre, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 476-4493, ext. 211. m
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WEDDING GOWN SALE Sunday, April 9, Emerald Ballroom, Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 1-4 p.m. $5 includes raffle ticket. Info, 658-4143, ext. 25. http://www.recyclenorth.org
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ARIES (March 21-April 19): If you live to CANCER (June 21-July 22): “All jourbe 90 years old, you will have spent a total of eight months sitting in your car stopped at red lights. In addition, you will have wasted 10 months standing in lines at stores, banks, and government agencies, and you will have lost almost two years killing time while hoping that a certain phone call, letter, or email will arrive. That’s the bad news, Aries. The good news is that few of those agonizing pauses will be racked up in the near future. This is one time when “no waiting” is the rule. You could make three months’ progress in 15 days.
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(April 20-May 20): I once knew a psychic who worked with people in comas. He contacted their spirits, which were wandering in limbo between this world and the next, and tried to convince them to either fully return to their bodies or else let their bodies die and formally exit to the other side. The task you now face is nowhere as dramatically life-anddeath as that, Taurus, but it’s comparable in a sense: Being neither here nor there is a futile state that you shouldn’t continue to accept. Do what’s necessary to make the knotty choice with as much grace as possible.
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(May 21-June 20): Plato said God was a geometer who created an ordered universe imbued with mathematical principles. Through the ages, scientists who’ve dared to speak of a Supreme Being have sounded the same theme. Galileo wrote, “To understand the universe, you must know the language in which it is written. And that language is mathematics.” Modern physicist Stephen Hawking says that by using mathematical theories to comprehend the nature of the cosmos, we’re trying to know “the mind of God.” But philosopher Richard Tarnas proposes a different model than these three. In his book Cosmos and Psyche, he suggests that God is an artist—more in the mold of Shakespeare than Einstein. Your assignment, Gemini, is to practice seeing the world like that: as a sublime work of art crafted by a master of drama, suspense, and storytelling. In my opinion, your life these days is a lyrical example of this divine craft.
neys have secret destinations of which the traveler is unaware,” wrote philosopher Martin Buber. That’s something you’re on the verge of proving, Cancerian. Any day now I hope you will discover the hidden truth about a treasure you didn’t know you’ve been searching for; you will stumble upon the surprising answer to a riddle you hadn’t even realized you desperately need to solve.
LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): I had a dream about my three closest Leo friends. In the dream, I was observing them as they wriggled out of cocoons that were hanging from a large tree that resembled a dinosaur skeleton. They were covered with feathers and their arms had turned into wings, though they still had human faces. Once they were free of the cocoons, they soared away. As I watched their ascent, my own arms began to transform into feathered wings. I felt that I, too, would soon be able to fly. Here’s how I interpret my dream: You Leos are ready to take off, and your flights will serve as inspiring examples to other people.
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(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Did you ever get one of those spam emails informing you that you’ve won the lottery in the Netherlands or that your government is trying to locate you in order to give you the assets of a distant relative who died and left you an inheritance? In the coming week, you should be alert for messages that contain authentic versions of those phony come-ons. According to my reading of the astrological omens, you have become eligible for benefits you don’t know about or have barely guessed the existence of.
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(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The World Conservation Union says that one out of every eight of the Earth’s plant species is facing extinction. The threat is even higher in the U.S., where 29 percent are at risk. You may imagine this has no impact on your personal life, but I believe your deep self experiences it with tremendous sadness and loss. In accordance with current astrological omens, you might consider addressing the situation by revitalizing your connection
BY ROB BREZSNY You can call Rob Brezsny, day or night, for your expanded weekly horoscope 1-900-950-7700. $1.99 per minute. 18 and over. Touchtone phone. to the plant world. Try singing to a forsythia bush. Hug a cherry tree. Say a prayer for a garden. Eat a salad or drink chamomile tea with reverent gratitude. Buy a new African violet for your home.
SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): Your power animal is the Hawaiian fish known as the humuhumunukunukuapuaa. It has two spines, and that’ll be a good symbol for you in the coming days: You’ll need to have a powerful backbone as you weather challenges to your integrity and authority. The humuhumunukunukuapuaa is also able to wedge itself into tight spaces to seek temporary refuge from its adversaries. That has a metaphorical resemblance to a skill I hope you’ll cultivate. Finally, the humuhumunukunukuapuaa looks like a pig and makes pig-like grunts. You’ll benefit from having a similar ability to confound people about what kind of animal you are. Having multiple identities will keep you strong.
SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): I’m not in the least sorry about that time 15 years ago when Brandon and Anah and I jumped on the roof of a stranger’s BMW at 3 a.m. and belted out songs from “West Side Story.” Nor do I have any regrets about burning 37 dollar bills and kissing 32 people’s asses at 2003’s Burning Man festival during my Sacred Uproar Revival show. I’m also at peace with scores of other past actions that lacked decorum and dignity. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Sagittarius, it’s a good time for you to do something similar: Celebrate the outrageous, extreme, uninhibited things you’ve done that caused no harm and raised the levels of fun in your part of the world. Then go out and do some more.
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windy day, a meadow, and a dragonish kite; more raw curiosity and better questions; a slightly irrational diversion that fires up your imagination; an idiosyncratic altar in your bedroom; more gratitude for and intimacy with your muse; finger paint and five large sheets of paper so you can illustrate your life story.
AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Aquarian actress and talk show host Tallulah Bankhead (1902-1968) had a lot to say. According to her biographer Joel Lobenthal in his book Tallulah!: The Life and Times of a Leading Lady, she sometimes spoke nonstop for hours, and in the course of one especially loquacious day uttered upwards of 70,000 words. Let’s make her your role model for the coming week, Aquarius. I believe it’s your sacred duty to express even more thoughts, jokes, observations, and stream-of-consciousness messages than you usually do. Fluency is your middle name.
PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): My best friend in high school was James, a Piscean artist. His work was so wild and beautiful that it scared his parents. Instead of seeing him as he was — a budding creative genius — they suffered from the delusion that he was mentally ill. They confined him to an asylum and forced him to undergo shock treatments. Since they thought I was a bad influence, they forbade us from having contact. I lost track of him when I went to college, and later he dropped out of sight. This week I decided to Google James. I was ecstatic to find that he has grown up big and strong. He’s an inventor and philanthropist living in Florida, having made loads of money from his numerous creations. In line with your astrological omens, I nominate him to be your inspiration. May his triumph over his past rouse you to recover some of the fullness of the brilliance that was suppressed and wounded when you were young. m
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THE COMMUNITY WOODWORKERS SHOP: Introduction to Basic Woodworking, April 19, Women only class. Lathe Class, April 1. Basic Woodworking II, May 1. Finishing Techniques, April 7 and 18. Pen Turning Class, April 22. 382 Hercules Drive, Colchester. Info, 802-655-4201 or visit http://mysite.verizon.net/stevensturgis/ cwss. WOOD CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER, 10 WEEK CLASSES FOR ALL LEVELS: Fine Woodworking—Beginning, Mondays, April 10 – June 19, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Fine Woodworking—Intermediate/Advanced, Tuesdays, April 11 – June 13, 9 a.m. – 12 p.m. or Tuesdays, April 11 – June 13, 6:30–9:30 p.m. or Wednesdays, April 12 – June 15, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Mastering the Biscuit Joiner, Sunday, April 30, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Finishing Workshop, Saturday and Sunday, May 20 - 21, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. Info, 9853648 or www.shelburneartcenter. org. Quality individualized instruction from resident woodworker Doug Jones and guest instructors.
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<helpyourself> //classes acting ACTING FOR FILM: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 318-8555, http://www.thoreast.com or http:// www.cameronthor.com. Vermont native actor and acting coach Jock MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world. It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars. Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courteney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more. THEATRICAL CLOWNING WORKSHOP FOR TEENS AND ADULTS: Saturday, April 8, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $50. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 652-4543, ext. 4, or visit www. flynncenter.org. Discover how the fundamentals of clowning inform and enrich acting skills. Beginning from a place of simple yet energized presence, develop greater trust in your creative impulses, enjoy the great pleasure of playing in the moment, and above all, learn to accept your own unique ridiculousness! The heart of clowning is the celebration of human imperfection: illuminating exercises and activities help participants embrace this compassionate perspective. Taught by Lincoln Center teaching artist Jean Taylor, starring in “Wild Hair” in FlynnSpace that weekend.
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AROMATHERAPY: CLEANSING AND PURIFYING: Thursday, April 20, 6:30-9 p.m. $25 prepaid by April 17. Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts. Info, 802-6608060. Learn how aromatherapy can help to cleanse and purify the physical body and the energy field that surrounds it. The use of essential oils, hydrosols and bath salts will be addressed. Presented by Carol von Rohr.
art ART WRITING FOR ARTISTS AND ART LOVERS: Begins April 26 for four sessions, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Studio STK, 64 North Street, Burlington. $95. Info, 802-264-4839 or visit http://www. kasinihouse.com/artwriting.htm. Through a combination of group discussion, writing exercises, and art viewing, this workshop will help participants develop skills to write about art. Taught by Ric Kasini Kadour, the Vermont Editor of Art New England and publisher of Art Map Burlington. DRAWING, PAINTING, YOGA AND ART CLASSES AT WINGSPAN STUDIO, BURLINGTON: Drawing & Seeing, Thursdays, April 13 - May 18, 5:30-7 p.m. $85. Concentrate on drawing and creativity exercises to switch into the spatial modality of the brain-you’ll be amazed at the results. Painting, Drawing and Mixed-Media Expression, Mondays, April 17 - June 5, 5:308:30 p.m. $240. This is a wonderful opportunity to unleash inspiration in the process of creation and learn about the elements of art, unique materials and tools, art history and drawing and painting techniques. Yoga and Art Collaboration, Saturday, May 6, 12-5 p.m. $70. An afternoon of yoga led by Emily Garrett, followed by art exploration with Maggie Standley. wingspan Studio is a collaborative vibrant venue in the South End. Info, call 802-233-7676 or email maggiestandley@yahoo.com. Creative director Maggie Standley has been teaching for 14 years and was recently an artist-in-residence at Shelburne Museum. See some of her artwork at www.artvt. com/painters/standley.
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PROFESSIONAL TRAINING: Day, evening and weekend courses. Various locations. Info, 888-4DRINKS or bartendingschool. com. Get certified to make a mean martini, margarita, Manhattan or mai tai.
CLAY CLASSES AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER, CLASSES FOR ALL LEVELS BEGINNING IN APRIL: Mixed Level Pottery, Thursdays, April 13 – June 15, 1–4 p.m. Introduction to Throwing, Tuesdays, April 11 – June 13, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Advanced Throwing and Glazing, Wednesdays, April 12 – June 14, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Four Week Introduction: Elements—Earth, Water, Air, Fire, Thursdays, 6:30–9:30 p.m. April 20 – May 11. One Night Special: Getting Muddy with Clay, Thursday, April 13, 6–9 p.m. $45. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org. Quality individualized instruction from resident ceramists Hoyt Barringer and Adam Conway. FIREHOUSE EDUCATION CLAY & CRAFT STUDIO BEGINNING WHEEL II: Saturdays, April 15 - May 27, 3-5:30 p.m. Clay and Craft Studio, 250 Main Street. Info, www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. This seven-week class is designed for those students who have taken Beginning Wheel l and wish to continue to sharpen and develop their pottery skills. This class will focus on development of wheel throwing and pottery technique. Demos may include vases, mugs, lidded jars, bowls and glazing.
body BODY COSMOLOGY: THE UNIVERSE WITHIN: Six sessions, Fridays, April 21, 28, May 19, 26, June 2 and 9, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $650. Info, 802-2231688. Journey within to discover the nature of matter and energy. Experience the two primal aspects of life—yin and yang—within your own body. In this course, using the ancient Taoist tradition of observation, you will examine your experience in your body and your world. Developed in Classical Chinese Medicine, and translated to our modern world, the energetic language empowers us to heal ourselves through all experience. Using our understanding we can ride the waves of birth, illness, old age and death with ease.
camps FIREHOUSE EDUCATION APRIL VACATION CAMPS FOR YOUNG ARTISTS MUSICAL SCULPTURE: Monday-Friday, April 24-28, 1-4 p.m. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Main Street. Info, www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Using the Firehouse Gallery as a creative resource for information and inspiration, campers will investigate the current exhibition on view and then engage in unique art projects and activities based on the concepts, techniques, and materials in the exhibition. Using a variety of ordinary and recycled materials, campers will make unique and engaging musical sculpture. FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS FOR YOUNG ARTISTS: Weekly camps start June 19 - August 18. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts and Studio 250, the Clay and Craft Studio and Print Studio 250. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Firehouse Education Summer Camps aim to inspire and nurture the creativity within. Exciting full and half-day camps available for kids ages 6-14, in the visual arts, photography, printmaking, clay, craft and writing. FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS IN THE PERFORMING ARTS ARE FILLING FAST: Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter. org or call 652-4543, ext. 4 or check out the online brochure at www. flynncenter.org. Don’t let your children miss out on the incredible array of summer opportunities available at the Flynn and at our partner sites. Many camps fill up by early March, so register today before your child’s favorite is gone! Full- and halfday camps in dance, theater, film, and comedy combine with themes in history, science, children’s literature, art, world cultures, and fantasy. Children explore the performing arts while stretching their imaginations and learning more about the world around them. After-care available until 5 p.m. for many camps. STORMBOARDING ADRENALINE WATER SPORTS CAMP: One-week sessions, Monday-Friday, Burlington Boathouse Slip #99. Half day $185, or full day $370. Info, please call Rachael at 802-951-2586 or visit www.stormboarding.com. Love the water? This camp is for kids ages 11-17 who love to swim, explore the lake and get out adventuring in the fresh air. Activities include: swimming, windsurfing, kayaking, exploring waterfalls and islands, learning to navigate and making underwater videos and exploring shipwrecks with an ROV (underwater robotic camera).
career JOB SEARCH AND CAREER CHANGE: Dates and times to be arranged. TimePeace Career Services, Montpelier. Call for rates. VSAC grants accepted. Individual sessions. Info, 802-229-9968. Are you looking for a new career direction? Call TimePeace today for a free initial consultation, and learn about my 4-session career change process. Karen Kelly, M.Ed.
climbing CO-ED 1 & 2 INDOOR CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics every Tuesday, April 18 - May 23. Level 1: 6-8 p.m. Level 2: 7-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, www.petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Level I: basics of climbing; Level II: improving intermediate skills/ lead climbing. ROCK TRANSITIONS I: Indoor, Fridays, April 21, 28, May 5, 12. Outdoor, Saturdays, May 13 and 20. $150, includes equipment and 6-visit punch card. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. Info, visit www.petracliffs.com or call 802657-3872. Transition from indoor to outdoor climbing in this five-week clinic! Apply your skills on real rock and learn how different yet similar it is to indoor climbing! ROCK TRANSITIONS II: Indoor, Fridays, April 21 and 28. Outdoor, Saturdays, April 29, May 6, 13, 20. $150, includes equipment and 6-visit punch card. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. Info, visit www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Move to the next level outdoors in this five-week clinic! Build anchors, rappel, and learn other techniques needed to enjoy a day at the crag! WOMEN’S 1 & 2 INDOOR CLIMBING CLINICS: Six-week clinics every Thursday, April 20-May 25. Level 1: 6-8 p.m. Level 2: 7-9 p.m. Petra Cliffs Climbing Center. $150. Info, www. petracliffs.com or call 802-657-3872. Taught by women! Level I: basics of climbing; Level II: improving intermediate skills/lead climbing
dance AFRICAN DANCE AND DRUMMING INTENSIVE: Open to all teens and adults of all levels. Saturday–Sunday, April 15–16, 1–4 p.m. $65. Info, email flynnarts@flynncenter.org or call 6524543, ext. 4 or visit www.flynncenter. org. Spend the weekend exploring dance and music from various African cultures, to the electrifying accompaniment of live drumming! AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m. Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 9853665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton. Monthly master classes with visiting instructors. Beginners welcome!
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YOUR GUIDE TO MIND, BODY & SPIRIT BALLROOM DANCE CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Begin the first week of each month, four weeks, Tuesday evenings, St. Albans, Thursday evenings, Burlington. $40 per person. Info, email Kevin@FirstStepDance.com, call 802-598-6757 or visit www. FirstStepDance.com. Are you interested in learning Ballroom dance? Beginning and intermediate classes are offered each month; the beginning classes are the same each month while the intermediate classes vary each month. We also offer beginning lessons before our monthly dances in both Burlington and St. Albans. No partner required for classes or dances, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! BELLY DANCE WITH MYSTIQUE! Wednesdays, 6-7:30 p.m. Edmunds School Cafeteria. $12/class or $40/four classes. Info, 802-989-1047. Celebrate yourself and learn the art of belly dance. No matter what your age, fitness level, or body type. It’s a total workout for body, mind and soul! DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels. Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentinean Tango every Friday, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Practice sessions Sundays, 4-6 p.m., open to the public, walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina. com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout! SWING DANCE LESSONS: Six weeks, two nights, three levels. Tuesdays, April 4 May 8, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Swing 1/Lindy Hop Basics, Beginning level, no experience required, includes free Vermont Swings practice session immediately following. Wednesdays, April 5 - May 9, 6:30-7:30 p.m., Swing 2A/8-Count Moves. Level 2: Must have mastered Swing 1 or by permission, 7:45-8:45 p.m. Swing 3: Making Your Moves Work Together, must have taken Swing 2: A,B,C, and D or by permission. Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $50 for six-week series, $40 for students and seniors. Info, 860-7501 or www.lindyvermont.com. No partner needed for any class! We focus on having fun and learning technique that will allow you to dance with anyone, anywhere. Please bring clean, non-marking shoes.
design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Basic Carpentry, April 9-14, $725. Permaculture for Home and Garden, April 29-30, $275. Cooperate with ecological processes to create abundance and diversity in your yard and garden. Stained Glass Intensive, April 30 - May 5, $725. Learn to design, build, install and repair stained glass windows. Permaculture Design Certification, April 30-May 12, $1275. Study the specifics of this systems design approach to land and resource use, utilizing principles that produce food, shelter and energy while regenerating the systems that are their basis. Bike Design/Build, May 6, $100. Learn to view your bicycle as an elegant mechanism that can be customized to suit your body and your lifestyle. Landscape Design, May 12-14, $415. Design a landscape from the ground up that draws inspiration from the natural world, accommodates your needs, and is aesthetically pleasing. Info, call 802496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow. org. Scholarships are available. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive, and hands-on. Celebrating our 25th year! Just 45 minutes from Burlington.
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BURLINGTON TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Six-week session beginning May 2. $47. Kids’ Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week session beginning May 1. $47. Adult Beginning Class, Tuesdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Six-week session beginning May 2. $53. Adult Advanced Beginners Class, Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Six-week session beginning April 17. $53. Walk-in price, $10 per class. Info, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates available. HAND DRUMMING: Beginners Conga class, Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Twoweek session begins April 5, $20, fourweek session begins May 3, $40. Walk in price, $12. Beginners Djembe Classes, Wednesdays, 7-8:50 p.m. Two-week session begins April 5, $20, four-week session begins May 3, $40. Walk in price, $12. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org. Walk-ins are welcome. Gift certificates are available.. RICHMOND TAIKO CLASSES: Kids’ classes, beginners, Camel’s Hump Middle School, 2:40-3:30 p.m., five-week session, $50. 3:30-4:20 p.m., five-week session, $50 or $80 for both. Class dates are May 4, May 10, May 17, May 25 and June 1. Kids and Parents, beginners, Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library, Thursdays, 5:30-6:20 p.m. Space Noto four-week session, $65. Classes are Thursdays, May 4, 11, 25, and June 1. Adult classes, beginners, Community Meeting Room at the Richmond Free Library, Thursdays 7-8 p.m. Oni Daiko, four-week session. $41. Classes are Thursdays, May 4, 11, 25 and June 1. Info, 802-658-0658, email classes@burlingtontaiko.org or visit www.burlingtontaiko.org. Pre-registration is required and there is a 10-person minimum for each class. Gift certificates are available.
FINE ART CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER, SPRING CLASSES FOR ALL LEVELS: Chinese Painting, two Saturdays, April 29 and May 13, 10 a.m. – 3 p.m. Individual Development in Acrylics, Tuesdays, April 18 – June 6, 7–9 p.m. Portrait Painting with Acrylics, Thursdays, April 20 – June 8, 7-9 p.m. Level I Watercolor, Mondays, April 17 – June 5, 7–9 p.m. One Night Special: Painting with Acrylics, Tuesday, April 11, 6–9 p.m., $45; Creative Expression Workshop, Saturdays, April. 22 – May 20, 2–5 p.m. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburneartcenter.org.
empowerment INNER HARMONY PART I: INTUITION DEVELOPMENT CLASS: April 13 - May 18, 6:30-9:30 p.m. 4050 Williston Rd. $250. Info, 802-877-3100 or visit http://www.handcraftedhealth.org. A creative and experiential process designed to encourage conscious reconnection with your Divine inner Source. Filled with empowering psychic development exercises helping develop inner senses and fostering trust in one’s own personal, sovereign connection with the Divine.
energy HEALING HANDS I: April 8, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Healing in Common in Shelburne. $100. Info, 802-482-7206, Cindy Fulton, M.A., NCTMB. Learn the basics of energy work in this fun, interactive, experiential class. You will learn about the human energy system and how to balance it for improved health and well being. This class will increase your intuitive skills and ability to sense energy. You will leave with practical healing skills you can put to use right away.
fiber & surface design FIBER WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Instructed by Shari McMahon. Wet Felting, Saturday, April 22, 10 a.m.–2 p.m., $55. Needle Felting, Saturday, May 6, 10 a.m. – 2 p.m., $50. One Night Special: Wool Felting, Wednesday, April 12, 6 – 9 p.m., $45. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.
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health WELLNESS WEDNESDAYS AT KINTNER CHIROPRACTIC CENTER: Wednesday, April 5, Good Fats and Bad Fats. Wednesday, April 12, What Is Chronic Fatigue Syndrome? 7 p.m. – 8 p.m. Wellness Wednesday Series at Kintner Chiropractic Center, Jericho. Free. Info, 899-5400. Presented by Dr. Mary Kintner.
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<helpyourself> HERBS << 17B HONORING HERBAL TRADITIONS: Eight-month Herbal Apprenticeship program, held on a horse farm, Milton, one Saturday a month, beginning in April. $800 includes all materials, reference book and membership to United Plant Savers. Info, call 802-893-0521 or 802-563-3185. Preregistration required. We will be covering herbal therapies and nutritional support, with an emphasis on the body systems. Learn hands on instruction for home medicine making. Plant identification will take place in fields, forests, and wetlands. Eat wild foods and learn about plant sustainability. Taught by Kelley Robie and Sarah Zettelmeyer, certified herbalists and herbal educators. VSAC grants accepted. WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wisdom of the Herbs, An Experiential Journey Through the Seasons. Eightmonth Herbal Certification Program. One weekend a month, April to November, 2006. Foundations of Herbalism: A three-month Herbal Program. May 6-7, June 3-4 and July 1-2, 2006. Four day herbal Intensive for educators and others, June 26-29. Advanced Program, August 5-6, September 2-3, September 30-October 1. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi, Lincoln, Vermont. Info, 802-453-6764, email anniemc@gmavt.net or visit www. WisdomOfTheHerbsSchool.com. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Weave knowledge and wisdom in a transformational journey with wild plants. Plant identification, plant-spirit communication, wild edibles, herbal remedies, herb walks and nature adventures.
kids YEE-HAW! SPRING BREAK WORKSHOP AT WINGSPAN STUDIO, BURLINGTON: Monday, April 24 – Friday April 29, 9 a.m. – 4 p.m. wingspan Studio. Materials included. Info, 802-233-7676 or maggiestandley@yahoo.com. This is an engaging and inspiring program designed for kids and teenagers. Each morning begins with Yoga and Fun French Instruction. Younger children embark on an art adventure exploring cultures and customs around the globe and making such projects as African Mud Clothes and Indian Twirling Puppets. They will draw, paint, collage and work in 2-D and 3-D. Older children and teens expand their creativity and artistic skills in projects including photography, drawing, painting, sculpture and poetry. After lunch, we’ll design and paint a mural on the theme of our choice! Maggie Standley, Creative Director of wingspan Studio, is an artist and educator. She has been teaching for 14 years and in the area, has taught youth at Very Special Arts, Burlington Women’s Coalition, Burlington City Arts and Woodside Juvenile Rehabilitation Center. Caroline Bargerstock, Creative Associate of wingspan Studio, is an experienced photographer and has worked with youth in Hawaii. Registration is required. Size is limited to 10 participants. All power to the imagination!
language 123SPANISHNOW.COM: Hola! Bonjour! and Bom Dia! Spanish, French and Portuguese classes for adults and for kids! Located in Waitsfield, Montpelier and Burlington. Eight weeks starting in April. $130 (90 mins.). Info www.123spanishnow.com. Join us for language classes with native speakers. Classes are designed for beginner through advanced levels. Students will learn basic grammar, vocabulary and pronunciation in a really fun and positive learning environment. Handouts and study materials provided. Summer classes are available!
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metal/ stained glass METAL CLASSES AND WORKSHOPS AT SHELBURNE ART CENTER: Jewelry Level I/Mixed Level, Thursdays, April 27 – June 29, 6:30–9:30 p.m. Jewelry Level II, Fridays, April 28 – June 30, 9 a.m.–12 p.m. One-Day Coppersmithing Workshop, two choices, Saturday, April 29 or June 3, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. One-Day Copper Foil Workshop, Saturday, April 22, 9 a.m. – 5 p.m. Blacksmithing—Beginning, two Saturdays, May 20 and June 3, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. One Night Special: Make a Bracelet or Pendant, Tuesday, May 2, 6–9 p.m. $45. Info, 985-3648 or www. shelburneartcenter.org.
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printmaking PRINT STUDIO 250 THE UNEXPECTED IMAGE IN COLLAGRAPH: Thursdays, April 13-27, 6-9 p.m. Print Studio 250, 250 Main St. Info, visit www. BurlingtonCityArts.com. This class focuses on experimental collagraph and demonstrating the ability to make fine quality prints from everyday materials, in a simple, speedy and creative manner. The word collagraph is derived from the word collage and a collagraph printing block is made by sticking textured material onto a card base to create a low relief plate. Students will work with a multi-surface printing plate that can be cut into or built up with a variety of textures.
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BRAND NEW 30 GB Ipod, white, holds 7500 songs and more, $275. Call 802-999-1043. CHARIOT BABY JOGGER, single not for bike, inc. cover. $100. Call 864-2080. CHURCH STREET retail vending cart for sale. Cute, red and tan wood structure. Perfect size for Church St. $500/OBO. Call 802310-8619. CLAW FOOT BATHTUB, mint condition. $250. 802-233-9143. COMIC BOOKS and baseball cards, great condition, will sell for half of what they’re worth. Call 802-922-1728. COREY RUDL INSIDER SECRETS to Marketing Your Business on the Internet Course, 650+ pages w/2 resource CDs, $75. More info at http://learntosail.net/ebay/ course.htm. 802-496-4061. DIAMOND ENGAGEMENT RING. Valued at $3000. 18 k w/platinum setting, will sacrifice for $1000/OBO. 802-598-8829. DR. SNEETCHES STORIES, DR. SEUSS, 1st printing, 1961, rare. $250. Offered at ABA of America for $1100. More pics. at http://learntosail.net/ebay/ seuss.htm. 802-496-4061. DRESSER: Light-colored wood, 6 drawers. Perfect condition, 3 months old. Moving, must sell. Email for pictures/info. kandsvt@yahoo.com. 484-9191816. Burlington. $100/OBO. ELECTRIC MOBILITY SCOOTER, Pride shuttle 4-wheel, large pneumatic tires for outdoor use. Aluminum loading ramps. Excellent condition, less than 50 hours use. $1800/OBO. 518-566-0968. ELLIPTICAL TRAINER: New, used 6 times. $350. 802-3182277. ETX 90-EC telescope mead. comes w/tripod. Several top shelf lenses. Computerized w/over 10,000 go to objects. $500/firm. 802-476-0516. FISH TANK: Full 125+ gallon set up, incl. everything needed, plus many extras. 6 extra large fish incl. Moving out of state, must sell. Call 802-999-6911 for details, after 5 p.m. FULL-SIZE FUTON mattress w/dark green zippered cover, $100. 802-863-3305. FULL-SIZE Sealy mattress w/a wooden loft-style frame. Like new condition, still has warranty tags on it. $150/OBO. Email bzinni@uvm.edu for more information/if interested. FURNITURE: Farmhouse dining set $550. 6 x 9 Floral needlepoint rug $400. Handmade barn wood bed (full) w/stained glass headboard $125. 802-863-0283. FUTON: Mission style, full frame, premium cushion and washable red cover from Burlington Futon Co. Frame and cushion in fair condition. Cover in excellent condition. $45. 660-3724. G.E. ELECTRIC COOK TOP, almond-colored, $95. Stainless steel single-bowl sink and Moen single-lever faucet, w/all hardware, $75. All spotless, like new. 802-899-2305. GARMIN 301 training GPS w/heart rate monitor and bike mount, both brand new. $200. 802-578-5173.
GARMIN STREET PILOT navigational device, find locations of hundreds of restaurants, shopping, maps, directions, from any location. Great condition, comes w/power plug-in for vehicle. $595 new, asking $425. Call 802-999-1043. GRACO PEDIC INFANT car seat. Excellent condition. Only 6 months old! Was $150. Asking $90. 802-863-4881. HOT TUB: Seats four. As is, you move. $900. Outdoor chairs w/cushions, $50. For four large comfortable chairs. 802-2889358, evenings. HOT TUB: Softub model 220, burgundy, incl. custom cover and chemicals/accessories. One year old, excellent condition. $3800 new, sell for $2000. Call Andy 802-355-6177. IKEA BABY CRIB w/mattress, $75. Call 864-2080. KAYAK: Riot Disco. $350. Paddle, $45. Skirt, $45. Dry top, $50. 345-8634. KENMORE EXTRA LARGE capacity gas dryer. 4 heat cycles and 2 dry cycles. Used less than 6 months. $200/OBO. 802-598-7212. KENMORE washer and dryer. 1 year old, perfect condition. $550 for set. 802-318-2277. KING SIZE bedroom set, 7 piece dark pine incl. 1 chest of drawers, 1 bureau w/mirror, 2 night stands, mattress and headboard. All $500. Call 802-899-3296 anytime. KING-SIZE waterbed, solid oak, mirrored bookcase headboard w/lights, w/ortho. mattress, heater, 12 drawer pedestal. Bonus sheet sets! $400/everything. 919-848-8320. KRIS KRISTOFFERSON, 4/08, Memorial Aud., Burlington. 1 ticket, row 12, dead center. $50. 802-253-6240, leave message. LARGE ASHLEY/SERTA queen bed/mattress, dresser/mirror, side table. 6 months old, still new. Paid $2200, asking $1600. 518-578-6383. LARGE WOODEN dresser. Blue. Lots of storage space. Older but in good condition. $25/OBO. Also, lots of smaller furniture items available. Email bzinni@uvm.edu if interested. LIKE NEW cherry dinning table w/leaf and 6 chairs. Asking $600/OBO. 802-238-3056. LORD OF THE RINGS, J.R.R. Tolkien 1978 Ballantine Books 4-book boxed set. Books never read, case is worn. Great collector’s item. $75. 802-496-4061. LOUDSPEAKERS, audiophile quality from Italy. Opera Superpavarotti, small floor standers excellent. Email for pictures and info, jihley@ adelphia.net. Price $900, cost new $2100. MICROWAVE OVEN FOR SALE: Runs great! $8/OBO. Movies on VHS for sale. $5 ea. 802655-3108. MINIATURE EGYPTIAN STATUETTE. Aprox. 6” tall w/hieroglyphs. $800/firm. 802-476-0516.
MOVING SALE: Everything must go prior to 4/06/06. Lawn equipment, AC, home furnishings, air cleaners, misc. items. 802-338-0688, myhousead.com/ moving_sale.htm. NATIVE EYE WEAR Nano 3 Polarized sunglasses. Untouched and boxed, including three extra lens sets. Retail $115. Currently $90. Matt, mdd901@aol.com, 574-261-8554. OUTDOOR FURNITURE: Six white plastic chairs and two extra large window boxes for flowers w/white metal hanging frames. $25. 660-3724. PLANTRONICS BLUETOOTH headset M3000, new, $70. Belkin wireless card and software installation, $35. Waring Pro high speed prof. blender, new, $175. Green ceramic indoor water fountain, $35. Call 802999-1043. PLASTIC TRAVEL DOG crate for mid/large dog. 33’ long, X 28’ highX 26’ wide. Used once, perfect condition. $45, 802-2441206. PORCH ROCKING CHAIRS: Excellent quality wood rockers (2). Need repainting. Purchased for over $400 each. Asking $50/chair. 660-3724. PROFORM REBEL freefom recumbent bike and elliptical cross trainer. Tone up and get ready for summer. Asking $175/OBO. Calling anytime just leave message. 803-893-3502 Colchester. PROM DRESS: White and black ball gown, made by Excite, size 16. Potential wedding dress. Call for details and pictures. 802730-2466. QUASAR STEREO w/portable CD hookup. AM/FM radio. Dual tape deck needs motor. LP turntable. $30/OBO. Call 863-7905. QUEEN SERTA Pillowtop mattress w/boxspring and frame. Perfect condition, 3 months old. Moving, must sell. Email for pictures/info, kandsvt@yahoo.com. Burlington. 484-919-1816. $700/OBO. QUEEN-SIZE WATERBED, good condition, waveless mattress and frame only. Needs heater. $50. 802-864-7740. RECORDS: Three large cartons of vinyl records from the 50s through early 80s. Rock, country, instrumental, folk, classical. Best offer takes all. 288-9358 evenings. RESTORED BALL AND CLAW BATH TUB, in fine condition. Nice and deep. $325. Call 802651-0468. ROCKER: Maple, $60. 32”x60” table w/12” leaf, $35. Clean, very good condition. 802899-2305. SCROLL SAW: Dremel model 1680 16” variable speed, $100. 802-888-2216. SERTA FULL MATTRESS set in excellent condition for $300. Sleek wood/metal/glass computer desk w/executive leather chair for $100. 518-578-6383. SOFA: 7.5’ and matching love seat 6’. Green corduroy, cushion back w/lots of pillows. Excellent condition. $900. Call 893-0247 after 5 p.m.
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SOFA: 7.5’ Broyhill, floral design, Victorian style back. Excellent condition. $400. Call 893-0247 after 5 p.m. SOLID GLASS, inside/outside door w/solid glass/solid screen outside storm door w/all handles and hardware installed on both. $500/firm. 802-238-0101. SOLID MAPLE crib by Childcraft, in good condition. Comes w/new Colgate Crown Imperial III Deluxe Innerspring mattress, bought at Kidstown. $125/both. Call 802-888-1196. SOLID OAK stereo cabinet w/glass door, holds up to 35” T.V., on casters, $50. four Anderson double hung windows, vinyl clad, w/screens, 50X34, $100/all or $30/each. Boy’s 20” dirt jumper, $50, good condition. 802-872-9844. SUREFIT SLIPCOVER for love seat. Beautiful, chic natural color. Never used. Still in package. $75. Please call 802-8783151. Essex Junction. THULE BOX 1800 Atlantis box, silver. Paid $550. Sell for $400. Opens both sides excellent condition. 802-860-2277. TORO/WHEELHORE riding lawnmower, 12 / 32 XL, used very little. Brand new battery and rebuilt starter. Runs like new. $600. Call Ray 878-1699 TWIN BED: Mattress, box spring, frame, bookcase headboard, $50/OBO. 802-229-1896 or email nchartier84@hotmail.com. TWIN SIZE wood captain bed w/storage, no mattress. Asking $35. Call anytime, have answering machine just leave message. 802-893-3502. TWO NUMARK TT1650 Direct Drive Turntables in great condition along w/a Gemini PMX-100 2-channel Mixer. Everything works, sounds and looks great! Only $200. 802-922-4296. TWO PLAY STATION 2 VIDEO GAMES. Soccer and hockey. Only been used a few times. $25 for both. 802-233-1869. ULTRASONIC CLEANER. Rio Grande model 300. 2 racks, one basket, gallon of rapid-clean. Used twice. Value $350. Selling for $225. Eric, 802-272-8380. VANITY BASE CABINET, dark wood, 36”, $25. Kitchen wall cabinets, 24” single-door, $25. 30” double-door, $30. 2-drawer metal file cabinet, $20. 802899-2305. WALNUT FINISH, 4 shelves, 2 adjustable. Internal light 30” wide x 64” high x 17” deep. Bonus 2 JBL speakers free w/unit 12” wide x 30” high x 11” deep. Call daytime only M-F 802-656-4729. Mint condition. WASHER AND DRYER, $400. GE Profile and electric Fridgidaire dryer. Moving, need to sell by 4/14. Call 617-780-9068. WELL USED Queen Ann style cherry dining table w/3 extensions and 8 chairs, $500. Call 802-734-8057. WHITE, FIBERGLASS We-nonah canoe. 16’ lightweight; one person can carry. Two wood and cane seats. Wooden yoke for portaging. Very good condition; only paddled on lakes. Roof pads and straps incl. $600/OBO. 802244-1206. WOODWORKING TOOLS. Lathe, drill press and table saw. $1200. 802-865-2363.
4 child care BABY SITTER NEEDED for evenings and some weekends. We live 5 mins. from Church St. To take care of a 3 1/2-year-old with wonderful disposition. Great pay. Experience and references required. Call Sally at 864-2768 or email shakrao65@yahoo.com. LOVE BABIES AND TODDLERS? Interested in helping parents navigate the evening hours, Tuesday through Thursday, by assisting with laundry, dinner, coloring, reading and bedtime in our Burlington home? Our adorable 3-month and 2-year-old girls want to meet you! If you are mature, responsible and have solid experience caring for children, please call Martha, 8624994. References required. VERMONT NANNY CONNECTION is now accepting applications for full and part-time nannies. Visit our website at www.vermontnannyconnection.co m for an application and to view current positions.
4 cleaning svcs. OPENINGS AVAILABLE. Adult student, honest, dependable, has openings for residential cleaning. References available. Call Nancy, 802-372-5930.
4 computers DELL DIMENSION, 8300-2.6 Ghz Pentium 4, 80 Gb hard drive, 1Gb Ram, DVD drive and DVD/CD burner, Creative Audigy USB sound card, wireless keyboard and mouse. $550. 802-877-3893. IBM THINKPAD LAPTOP: Windows 98, Powerpoint/Word/ Excel. Comes w/card for Internet hookup. In great shape, needs a good home. Let me know your offer, I’m moving and need to sell. 802-922-4045.
7D CLASSIFIEDSLISTINGS PSYCH CLASS NOTES, found on the sidewalk at corner of North Willard and Pearl St. Oddly enough, they contained just the piece of information I was looking for. Do you want them back? 802-862-7127.
4 music for sale ACURA INTEGRA LS, 2001: Silver, 5-speed, sun roof, 76 K, great condition. $11,000/neg. Spoiler avail. Jason 802-2382827. AMPEG AMP: Gemini-15 ‘69 vintage all tube. Classic tremolo, vibrato, spring echo/reverb, bass and treble boost. 15” speaker. Loud! New tubes. Great shape. $600. 233-3934. ASTON-WAIGHT upright piano. Extra large sound board, big sound. Well cared for. Built in the ‘50s. $1500. 802-229-5402. BASS CABINET w/one 15” Peavey Black Widow speaker. Very good condition, $150. Call Brad, 453-3902 for details. CRUMAR TOCCATA ORGAN, early ‘80s Hammond/Farfisa clone w/built-in Leslie simulator. $250. 802-864-7740. ECHO LAYLA 20 bit digital audio card w/breakout box, $150. Used on both Mac and PC. Call 802-655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@ gmail.com. FENDER BASSMAN 100 combo bass amp. Used, needs some work. Call for details. $125. 802-660-0525. FENDER ELECTRIC violin, white, gorgeous! Pristine condition, beautiful case. $375/OBO. Call 310-3089, leave message. FENDER STD. jazz bass. Wine color, Vintage ‘62 pickups, gig bag. Great condition. I love this bass but it’s gotta go. $375. 802-660-0525. FENDER Ultra-Chorus Amplifier, 2-12, 2 channel. Great condition. $325. 802-864-7740.
NEW, LONG NECK electric bass padded gig bag. $50. 802-4964061. Email cull@aol.com. OVATION CELEBRITY guitar. Excellent condition, electric/acoustic. Great sound even when unplugged. Model cc57. Call for details. $195 985-1180, ask for Pete. PREMIER CABRIA 5-piece drum kit w/Sabian AAX stage hats, ride, crash, B8 splash, china, gibraulter throne, all double braced hardware. Purple. Excellent condition. $1000/firm! 802-338-0364. RECORDING EQUIPMENT: Mics, Preamps, board, amps, monitors, snakes, Layla 24s, much more. Montpelier. email@multicultural media.com for list. SUB WOOFERS: (2) 2x12”JBL pro, 500W self powered. Like new! Retail $1900. Yours for $900/OBO. 303-818-0873. YAMAHA P-80 electronic piano w/Yamaha speakers including subwoofer. Flip-seat piano bench incl. Excellent condition. $900. 802-868-3080. YAMAHA QY700 Sequencer, mint, $650. Used less than 40 hours. Manuals incl. Call 802655-9479 and leave a message or email sikter@gmail.com.
4 music instruct. BASS GUITAR LESSONS w/Aram Bedrosian. All levels welcome! Years of teaching experience. Gordon Stone band, Concentric, former Advance Guitar Summit winner. Convenient Pine St. location. 802-598-8861, www.arambedrosian.com. CERTIFIED TEACHER offers Suzuki violin, cello lessons or Celtic, old-time style for June July. Robin, 518-316-1256. Acoustic guitar offered by husband, professional. CLASSICAL AND JAZZ piano lessons. Study fundamental technique and harmony using real music not exercises. A fun, challenging approach for all levels and ages. Parker Shper, 802793-1948.
GUITAR INSTRUCTION: All styles/levels. Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, Sneakers Jazz Band, etc.), 862-7696, www.paulasbell.com.
4 music services COSMIC HILL project recording studio. Top of the line equipment. Instrumentation and arrangements available. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.
4 musicians wanted BRIDGE 44 is seeking a talented, motivated drummer for regular practice and gigs. Visit bridge44.com to listen. Call 578-1704. LEAD SINGER WANTED for established rock band. Classic, newer rock. Influences: 3 Doors Down, Creed, Stone Temple Pilots, Nickleback. 802-2881528. MUSIC MAKERS NEEDED. Vocalist and guitarist need musicians for roots-funky blues-jazzreggae original band. Email oneimack@qwest for details. SERIOUS GUITARIST/COMPOSER seeking other musicians for jamming/sound experimentation Newport area, will relocate. zachary_chaffee@yahoo.com. SINGERS AND VOICE OVER TALENT needed for jingles and commercials. Studio located in Essex Junction. Call Cooper at 802-655-9220.
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2-YEAR-OLD female Boxer. CKC. Ready to breed. Best offer. Call Joanne, 862-0915. 5-MONTH-OLD registered black lab pup, $400. 7-month-old American Water Spaniel pup, $200. For more information call 802-754-2815. BIG RED BLOODHOUND for SOLID GOLD exotic dancers. adoption. 3-year-old spayed Adult entertainment for birthday, female. Good w/kids. Well IS MOVIN bachelor and fun-on-one shows trained and loving. Experienced G! or any time good friends get dog home only. Refs. req. 802together. #1 for fun. 802-658793-5113. 1464. New talent welcome. CHOCOLATE LAB PUPPIES. Call VERMONT CASINO TOURS: for more info, 802-334-6021, Now booking 2006 summer leave message. Three females tours. Atlantic City/Foxwoods and 8 males. Hurry while I still 861-6161 Casino/Casino De Montreal (day have them, they are going fast! trips). For information and reserFREE TO GOOD HOMES: 4 vations call Jim, 802-655-0409 mature cockateils. Not for breedor Annie, 802-655-4828. ing. Various levels of cuddling and talking. Please contact me 4 Laurel Hill Drive, South Burlington at blondemss@hotmail.com. : Behind Burlington Bagel Bakery st to GREAT PYRENEES puppies, April 1 off Shelburne Rd. Northeast Pyrenees Rescue (NEPR) is accepting applications $$CASH$$ Immediate cash for for a litter of puppies currently structured settlements, annuCLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn HUGE SAVINGS! Be Music’s being fostered in Vermont. ities, law suits, inheritances, 2x2-032906_Moving.indd 1 3/28/06 12:05:25 PM Appalachian-style pickin’ and 18th annual national guitar Please call 802-765-4415 or mortgage notes, and cash flows. strummin’. Emphasis on rhythm, month sale. Save 10-25% below email mrickett@gmail.com for J.G. Wentworth - #1. 1-800musicality and technique. Internet and catalog prices on information on how to apply. 794-7310. (AAN CAN) $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581. all guitars, basses, amplifiers PARAKEETS: 2, bluish, handand effects. Be Music, across DRUM SET LESSONS FOR ALL raised locally. Healthy. $8/each. from Pizza Hut in Rutland, AGES/STYLES/LEVELS. 802-310-3636. 1-888-775-4030, www. Focusing on technique, musical RAG DOLL KITTENS still availbemusicvt.com. diversity, improvisation and fun. able. Reserve a blue-eyed bunFOUND CAT: Gray w/white belly. Caleb Bronz (Mighty Sam KORG N364 keyboard, mint, dle of love now. May be viewed Cliff Street/South Willard Area. McClain, Gordon Stone, Voice, $800. Used less than 40 hours. at http://kingdomragdolls.com. 802-865-8978. etc.) 802-238-1137 or visit Manuals, cover, stand and origiMales and females available. HI, LOST digital Canon Rebel at www.calebbronz.com. nal disks incl. Call 802-655-9479 Loving lap cats. the OP, Friday night, it’s my and leave a message or email GUITAR: Berklee graduate with livelihood and my love in life. sikter@gmail.com. classical background offers lesPlease return it to me. Thank sons in guitar, theory and ear LESLIE 900 organ speaker $500. you. 802-999-7497. training. Individualized, step-byLESLIE Combo Preamp for LOST DOG: India, chow chow, step approach. I enjoy teaching 145/147 $200. FOSTEX B-16 tape EVENTS AND WEDDINGS, porblack w/red fringe, very hairy, all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick recorder $500. MACKIE 1604 traits and yearbooks, commerolder female, chubby. Lost in Belford, 864-7195. mixer $300. Sony ATC-A7 Dat cial, one-on-one instruction. Will Northfield-Moretown area. Call recorder $250. Alesis MMT-8 travel in VT, NY and NH. Contact Ben 802-272-5174 or Gina 802MIDI Sequencer $50. All in great Marcin for an appointment at 272-0104. 9:10 AM Page 1 condition. 802-864-7740. 802-310-1384 or marcinkro@hotmail.com.
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4 professional svcs. B-GONE REMOVAL SERVICES: Demolition service, tree/brush removal, clean out apartments, houses, storage, garages, yards, etc. Rates by full or 1/2 truck load. We load, so you don’t have to! Dave, 324-0740. Insured. BUSY BEE CLEANING SERVICE: Offices, businesses, clean outs and removal services. Custom cleaning services, give us a call and tell us your needs. Free estimates. Insured. Cindy, 355-1422. CLEAN OUTS! Estates, attics, basements, garages, storage and more. 802-655-1472. COBWEBS OUT OF CONTROL? Dust bunnies outgrowing the children? Call me! Weekly or biweekly, residential or small business housekeeping services available. Christina, 802644-5863. DOG OBEDIENCE TRAINING: Private lessons, flexible schedule and topics, reasonable rates. Pet sitting/dog walking available. Visit www.dogtraining vermont.com or call Cynthia at 802-324-1359. DRYWALL DOCTOR: Expert drywall repair 27 years. 802862-1089. GENERAL CONTRACTOR, HANDYMAN SERVICE. 20 years experience. Fences, outbuildings, additions, remodeling, bathrooms, kitchens, carpentry, plumbing, masonry, wiring, renewable energy systems. Fully insured. Extensive references. 518-425-0094. GREEN EARTH LANDSCAPING landscape design, yard clean-up, plantings, pruning, edging, lawn installation. Call: 802-999-7433. PALACE PAINTING: Interior/exterior, refinishing and color consults. Great references, free estimates. 802-373-3472. SPRING CLEANING: Bi-weekly or by the job. Call Jill, 802373-2395. STOPPED LISTENING TO your vinyl records and reel-to-reel tapes? Turn them into CDs (or DVDs) and unlock your collection! Call 603-966-4541 for info. SUMMER SITTING: Services include spotless home cleaning, dependable house and pet-sitting. Rates vary for jobs. I’m honest and thorough, ready to work! References available. 802734-6790. TWB LANDSCAPING AND LAWN CARE: Free estimates! Clean ups, mowing, pruning, weeding, edging, bed preparation, planting, mulching and more! 802-578-9520.
4 volunteers VOLUNTEER BABYSITTERS: Needed for Vt. Refugee Vocational Training program. To care for preschoolers while mothers are in class. 3+ mornings per week. Email: apeter@uscrivt.org.
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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS 4 legals CITY OF BURLINGTON: In the Year Two Thousand Six An Ordinance in Relation to OFFENSES AND MISCELLANEOUS PROVISIONS Union Deterrence It is hereby Ordained by the City Council of the City of Burlington, as follows: That Chapter 21, Offenses and Miscellaneous Provisions, of the Code of Ordinances of the City of Burlington be and hereby is amended by amending Article VIII, Union Deterrence, Sections 21-100 through 21-103 thereof to read as follows: ARTICLE VIII. UNION DETERRENCE Sec. 21-101 Policy. It is the policy of the City of Burlington to limit letting contracts to organizations that provide union deterrence services to other companies. Sec. 21-101 Definitions. (a) Contractor or vendor — A person or entity that has a contract with the City of Burlington primarily for the furnishing of services (as opposed to the purchasing of goods), including any subcontractors of such contractor or vendor. (b) Government funded project. Any contract for services which involves any City funds and the total amount of the contract is $15,000 or more. Burlington School Department contracts shall not be considered government funded projects under this article. (c) Union Deterrence Services — Services provided by a contractor, subcontractor or vendor that are not restricted to advice concerning what activities by an employer are prohibited and permitted by applicable laws and regulations, but extend beyond such legal advice to encouraging an employer to do any of the following: 1) Hold captive audience, (i.e., mandatory) meetings with employees encouraging employees to vote against the union; 2) Have supervisors force workers to meet individually with them to discuss the union; 3) Imply to employees, whether through written or oral communication, that their employer may have to shut down or lay people off if the union wins the election; 4) Discipline or fire workers for union activity; 5) Train managers on how to dissuade employees from supporting the union. (d) Substantial Portion of Income. For the purposes of this article, Substantial Portion of Income shall mean greater than 10 percent (10%) of annual gross revenues or $100,000, whichever is less. Sec. 21-102. Implementation (a) No contract for a government funded project shall be let to any contractor, subcontractor, or vendor who 1) Advises, or has advised an employer to conduct any illegal activity in its dealings with a union. 2) Advertises union deterrence services as specialty services; 3) Earns a substantial portion of its income by providing union deterrence services to other companies in order to defeat union organizing efforts. (b) Prior to the commencement of work on a government funded project a contractor, subcontractor or vendor shall provide written certification that it has not advised the conduct of any illegal activity, it does not currently, nor will it over the life of the contract provide union deterrence services in violation of this article. Sec. 21-103. Enforcement (a) Any contractor, subcontractor or vendor who files false or materially misleading information in connection with an application, certification or request for information pursuant to the provisions of this article or provided union deterrence services during the life of a con-
tract for a government funded project shall be deemed to be in violation of this article. (b) The City of Burlington shall have the right to modify, terminate and or seek specific performance of any contract for a government funded project if the contractor, subcontractor or vendor has not complied with this article. Sec. 21-104 through 21-110. Reserved. *Material underlined added. STATE OF VERMONT Chittenden County, SS. Vermont Family Court Chittenden County In Re: T.M. Docket No. T.179-304 Cnjv Notice of Hearing To: Sean Porter, putative father of T.M. The State of Vermont has filed a petition to terminate your residual parental rights to T.M. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all residual parental rights to T.M. will be held on Thursday, May 4, 2006 at 1:00 P.M. at the Family Court of Vermont, Chittenden County, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Failure to appear at this hearing will result in the termination of any rights you may have to T.M. The State is represented by the Attorney General’s Office, 32 Cherry Street, Suite 219, Burlington, Vermont 05401. Other parties include T.M. and Catrina E. Randall. Signed, Thomas J. Devine Family Court Judge 4/3/06 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. DOCKET NO. S85-06 CnC Deutsche Bank National Trust Company, as Trustee for Long Beach Mortgage Loan Trust 2005-WL2, Plaintiff v. Rodney S. Mayo, Jocelyn Allen, Long Beach Mortgage Company, Samuel Dimascola And Occupants residing at 48 Southfield Drive, Williston, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Samuel Dimascola You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Corey J. Fortin, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 4493, 35 King Street, Burlington, Vermont 05406, an Answer to plaintiff’s Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days after the date of the first publication of this Summons, which is March 29, 2006. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. YOUR ANSWER MUST STATE SUCH A COUNTERCLAIM WHETHER OR NOT THE RELIEF DEMANDED IN THE COMPLAINT IS FOR DAMAGE COVERED BY A LIABILITY INSURANCE POLICY UNDER WHICH THE INSURER HAS THE RIGHT OR OBLIGATION TO CONDUCT THE DEFENSE. If you believe that the plaintiff is not entitled to all or part of the claim set forth in the Complaint, or if you believe that you have a Counterclaim against the plaintiff, you may wish to consult an attorney. If you feel that you cannot afford to pay an attorney’s fee, you may ask the clerk
of the Court for information about places where you may seek legal assistance. Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated May 16, 2005. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the City of Burlington at Volume 392, Page 361. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont. It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Samuel Dimascola, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on March 29, 2006, April 5, 2006 and April 12, 2006 in the Seven Days. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 20th day of March, 2006. ___/s/ Ben W. Joseph_______ Hon. Ben W. Joseph Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court STATE OF VERMONT FRANKLIN COUNTY, SS. FRANKLIN SUPERIOR COURT Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Flexpoint Funding Corporation, Plaintiff v. Lois W. Bailey, Robert Provost, Darlene Provost and Ford Motor Credit, Defendants. SUMMONS AND ORDER FOR PUBLICATION TO THE ABOVE NAMED DEFENDANT: Lois W. Bailey You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Grant C. Rees, Esq., plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is P.O. Box 403, 156 Battery Street, Burlington, Vermont 05402, an Answer to the Complaint in the above entitled action within forty-one (41) days of the first publication of this Summons, which is 3/22/2006. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your Answer must also be filed with the Court. Unless the relief demanded in the Complaint is for damage covered by a liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to conduct the defense or unless otherwise provided in Rule 13 (a). Your Answer must state as a Counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the plaintiff’s Complaint, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. Plaintiff’s action is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated July 22, 2005, which was subsequently assigned to Plaintiff. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the Town of Fairfax, recorded at Volume 171, Page 647. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Franklin, State of Vermont. It appearing from Affidavit duly filed in the above entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclu-
sive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon defendant, Lois W. Bailey, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This order shall be published once a week for three consecutive weeks on 3/22/2006, 3/29/2006 and 4/05/2006 in the Seven Days Newspaper. A copy of this Order shall be mailed to defendants at their address if their address is known. DATED at Burlington, Vermont this 9th day of March, 2006. Presiding Judge Franklin Superior Court THIS NOTICE IS TO ALL MEMBERS OF THE ONION RIVER CO-OP. According to section 2.7 of the cooperatives by-laws, “a member who remains delinquent in financial obligations for more than one (1) year or who fails to patronize the cooperative for ten (10) consecutive years shall, upon notice by the cooperative, be considered to have voluntarily terminated membership. Any reinstatement after the termination shall be conditioned upon repayment of any returned capitalization shares. Submitted by: Jodi Harrington, Marketing Manager Onion River Co-op, DBA City Market 82 South Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 863-3659 ext. 249
4 support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Ways of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll-free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-6524636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. 4:30 p.m. THIRTEEN-WEEK SUPPORT GROUPS for women who are survivors of adult and or childhood sexual assault. Group will include a yoga component. Please contact Meg at 864-0555. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749. BIPOLAR SUPPORT GROUP: Open to members. New leadership. A forum for strength, humor and self-discovery. For information, call Emma at 802899-5418. CONCERNED UNITED BIRTHPARENTS: A group offering support if you have lost a child to adoption or are in reunion or have yet to begin your search. 802-849-2244. EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP: Second Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30. Community Health Center, second floor, 617 Riverside Ave., Burlington 802-355-8936. SAVINGS SUPPORT GROUP for all low to moderate-income Vermonters who wish to have support around saving, budgeting, managing or investing money. Call Diane at 802-8601417 x104 for information.
ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS, Big book text, Mondays, 8:30-9:30 a.m. Overeaters Anonymous, Tuesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Suvivors of Incest Anonymous, Wednesdays, 2:30-3:30 p.m. AlAnon Family Group, Thursdays, 12:30-1:30 p.m. “I Love Me”, an educational support group on self care for suvivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Mondays, 5:30-7 p.m. Call AWARE, 802472-6463, 88 High Street, Hardwick. AUTISM SUPPORT DAILY: Free support group for parents of children with autism. 600 Blair Park Road, Suite 240, Williston. 1st Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m. Call Lynn, 802660-7240, or visit us at http://www.AutismSupport Daily.com for more info. ARE YOU A CLOSET SINGER? Do you have a good voice (haven’t made the dogs howl) but are afraid of fainting in public while performing? Join a group to support, sing and perform in an intimate setting. 802-893-1819. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St. suite 7 in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: St. Albans evening support group meets the second Monday of each month at Northwestern Medical Center, 133 Fairfield Street from 6:308:30 p.m. Call our helpline at 1-877-856-1772. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Bennington day support group meets the first Friday of the month at Second Congregational Church, Hillside Street from 1-2 p.m. Call helpline at 1-877-856-1772. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. NW VT GAY AND LESBIAN Foster and Adoptive Parent Support Group: 6-8 p.m. The third Thursday of each month, starting October 20 through May, 2006. Casey Family Services, 46 Main St., Winooski. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 249-7961 for child care inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS OF CHILDREN WHO HAVE SURVIVED CHILD SEXUAL ABUSE: The Women’s Rape Crisis Center in conjunction with Family Connection Center offers a free, confidential, ten-week support group, beginning on October 25. Info, 802-864-0555. PARTNERS OF CHILDHOOD SEXUAL ABUSE SURVIVORS. Meet 4th Monday of month. R.U.1.2? Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., 6:30-8 p.m. Call Timberly, 310-3889 or email missmorpheus1@yahoo.com for more info. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. WEEKLY SMOKING CESSATION support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Stop smoking in just 21 days using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy drugs. Call 264-1924.
WEEKLY WEIGHT-LOSS support group: Small groups. Caring atmosphere. Get great results using natural, proven, safe methods. No unhealthy dieting. Call 264-1924. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women 658-1996. PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming. Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520. HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 453-3688 or vermont_ttmoutreach@yahoo. com. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285. THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. Wednesday, November 9, 6:307:30 p.m. McClure MultiGenerational Center, 241 N. Winooski Ave. Burlington. Info, 802-355-8936. DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with AD/HD. Every second Wednesday of the month. Champlain College, Global Technology Building, Maple St., Room 217, Burlington, VT. MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www.VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2? 60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.
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Mechanically new tires, new engine, power 3 K, custom exhaust, one owner, $16,350 as seen, as driven. fully loaded, auto, 10 K, leather, every private owner or car dealer ask excellent, needs nothing, minor everything, sun roof. clean, never laid down. A lot of 802-879-1340 ask for Tom. always Acura service, still under before you go to look at the car! rust. Many performance $4350/OBO. 802-862-3560. extras. $5600. 802-318-0887. factory warranty. $16,800/OBO. F150 TRUCK, 1995: Manual, upgrades. $2500/OBO. 863-9234. SUBARU OUTBACK, 2000: In HONDA SABRE VF700S, 1984: 802-598-5348. rebuilt transmission, new brakes, Call the Toll Free 24hr. Help Line at: HONDA CIVIC SI, 1992: excellent condition. 108,200 $1200. Great solid bike. Almost many new parts, runs great! AUDI, 1990: 100 fwd, auto, Black/black, 5-speed, sun roof, miles. 5-speed. New Yokohama new tires, new battery, carbs 1-866-838-3345 Books at $2300, sell for starts every time. $900/OBO. or go online: runs great, fair condition, rear tires and Hakka 2s w/rims. New clean, fast ride. Few cosmetic $1500/OBO. Call 802-310-3089, Need to sell. 802-324-7013. www.usedcarexperts.net wheel well rust. Not brakes and battery. Fayston on imperfections. Call for viewing leave message. AUDI A6: Dark blue w/tan registered/inspected. weekends. $9500. 215-247-3461. appointment. 802-655-3219. F250 XLT, 1997: Hunter green leather, power windows, locks $1000/firm. Jason, 238-2827. SUBARU OUTBACK, 2001: KAWASAKI 500 EX, 2005: NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1998: pickup w/fisher 8 ft. plow. Body and seats, V-6, 5-speed, sun Limited, 81 K, great shape, well 2500 miles, minor cosmetic dam160 K, AT, 4WD, PW, 12/2/05 PL, AC,11:42:13 AM 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 HONDA 8:46 CRV, AM 2004: PageDark 1 red, in great shape and very dependroof, 140 K highway miles, runs 1x2-autocraftsman.indd 1 AWD, 45 K, AC, auto, power winmaintained. $15 K/OBO. Call and age. $3800/OBO. Please call CD/Tape/AM/FM, moon roof, tow able truck, asking $2500/OBO. great! Books for $5500 asking dows and doors, AM/FM/CD/ leave message, 862-5777. 802-999-2973 and leave mespackage, really nice shape for a Motivated seller, make an offer. $4900. 802-316-2223. CASS, ABS, new tires, sage. 98. $3990/OBO, needs to go. 802-310-5858. Automaster maintained. KAWASAKI ZR-7S, 2003: Only 802-238-3278 leave message. Extended warranty. Asking 1600 miles, 48 MPG! Sport tourNISSAN PATHFINDER, 2000: Looking for a SAAB? $18,500. 595-3723. ing, yellow and black, garage 4X4, auto, 89,500 miles, full HONDA ODYSSEY EXL, 2004: stored, practically new. Asking warranty till 100 K or 3/07, click on In excellent condition. Only only $3995. 802-372-8984. Astro car starter, Yakima ski rack. $17,800. 802-863-4881. MOTORCYCLES, H/D Sprint and New winter and all-season tires, Pontiac u Cadillac HONDA ODYSSEY EX, 2000: Bultaco Alpina all are apart and Bose system. $9700. Call 233Hummer Silver, FWD, 76,300 miles, AC, need work. $500/for all. 802-893 4875. or visit us on Barre-Montpelier Rd • 800.639.4095 • 802.2239580 auto, power windows/doors. 2743, evenings. NISSAN PATHFINDER SE, www. shearerpontiac.com AM/FM/CD/cassette, roof rack, YAMAHA FJ 600, 1985: New 2002: 4WD, leather, auto, CD, FORD F150, 2003: Crew cab, SUBARU OUTBACK LEGACY, towing package, very good tires, after-market exhaust. Local: 802-658-1212 new winter tires and summer Lauriat, torreador, red leather 2000: Limited, 80K, condition, $9999. Call 802tires, trailer hitch, 64 K, excel2x1-crossways110905.indd 1 miles, manToll-free: 800-545-8907 interior, power/heated11/7/05 seats, 1:31:13 PM Recent inspection. $950/OBO. ual, leather, dual, sun roof, per863-3499. 802-324-7013. lent condition. Asking 6 disc CD, 17” off road package, fect shape, dealer maintained, HONDA PASSPORT, 1996: $15,800/OBO. Call 802-524chrome running boards, hid fog black w/black interior. $11,250. Black, 95,100 miles. 4WD, runs 1030 Shelburne Rd. 7627. lights, mint condition, low 630-302-1274. great, good condition. Incl. PONTIAC TORRENT SPORT mileage. $19,000/OBO. 802So. Burlington TOYOTA CELICA: 2.2, good conremote starter. $4500. (Below UTILITY, 2006: 4-door, silver, 310-5858. dition, sun/moon roof. Kelly Blue book) Call 802-951V6, 3.4 L. auto, AWD, 11,482 15.5” THUNDER CRAFT GMC S15, 1985: High Sierra, $1500/OBO. Must sell. Ask for 1626. miles, AC, power steering/winBOWRIDER, 1990: 50 HP, 90 AUDI COUPE GT, 1987: Runs ext-cab, 4x4, auto, 12 K. on Kate, 310-9442. JEEP WRANGLER SAHARA, dows/locks, cruise, AM/FM/CD, total hours on boat and engine. well. 167 K. $2000. Call Tom, rebuilt 2.8L v6, runs great. TOYOTA PRIUS, 2004: Metallic 1993: 125,500, auto, 4WD, ABS, traction control, power $1550/OBO w/trailer. Call 802cell 370-1174. Needs e-brake. Aluminum cap silver, 16 K, excellent condition, 2-door, hard top, forest green, seat, alloy wheels. Best price 999-6911 after 5 p.m. for and/or ladder rack avail. BUICK CENTURY, 1990: 4-door, 50 MPG, $23,500. Serious recent tune-up and some new $21,982. Call Shearer, 658-1212. details. $800/OBO. 802-558-4766. blue, power brakes, windows, inquiries only please. Call Dan at parts, runs well, body in good TOYOTA 4 RUNNER SR5, 1994: CHRIS CRAFT, 1988: 19’ locks, and auto trans. 100 K, MAZDA B3000 PICKUP, 2001: 862-0095 ext. 153 for details. shape. $2200. 802-862-3526. New clutch, timing chain, brakes Scorpion cubby cabin. 4.3 L., great shape, good winter car. Only 18 K! Truly excellent condiVOLVO V70 XC WAGON, 2000: LEXUS ES 300, 2001: Heated and inspection, exhaust and Mercruiser red and white recent Asking $1000/OBO. Call 802tion! Manual transmission, AC, 93 K, 1 owner, no accidents, 2 leather seats, chrome rims, front end parts. Runs excellent. service. Excellent condition. 862-0413 anytime. CD, cab plus, ABS, blue. Incl. sets of tires, heated seats, dealer coach edition, wood interior, CD player and trailer hitch. Needs upholstery work. Mush 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 studded 8:46 snow AM tires. Page$9000. 1 BUICK RIVIERA, 1990: Solid maintained w/records, blue/tan 6 CD changer, sun roof, fully Buying truck. $3000/OBO. 802see. $4500/OBO. 802-355-0648. 802-862-8393. body/engine, leather interior, leather. $10,500 Call 860-9966. loaded, one owner, excellent 472-6410. NECKY KAYAK, Necky Arluk II, electric seats, 132 K. $600. 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CHEVY COBALT LS, 2005: Hummer MAZDA PROTÉGÉ, 2000: Great Sedan, 4-door, blue, 4 cyl, 2.2 L, TOYOTA PICKUP, 1994: 4WD, shape only 2 owners! Asking POLARIS 2002: Classic 600/m10 FWD, 8,595 miles, AC, power new clutch and timing chain. www. shearerpontiac.com $5000/OBO. Call 802-793-6490 15” ALUMINUM alloy wheels, suspension, duel carbides, tall steering/windows/locks, cruise, Rebuilt transmission. Well-mainLocal: 802-658-1212 for more information. set of 4, fits 4 lugs, excellent windshield, mirrors, elec. start AM/FM/CD, dual front air bags, tained. No rust. 110 K. Must sell. MERCEDES BENZ, E430 4 condition. $200. 893-1091 after and reverse, map bag and back Toll-free: 800-545-8907 ABS, alloy wheels. Best price Price just lowered from $4500 to MATIC, 2001: AWD, fully 5 p.m. rest. $3200 firm! 802-899-2751. $13,995. Shearer, 658-1212. $3500. 802-999-6653. loaded, one owner, heated THREE SAAB ALLOY WHEELS, POLARIS 2003: Rmk 600, 144” CHEVY PRISM, 1999: About TOYOTA TACOMA, 2003: 4x4, 41030 Shelburne Rd. leather seats, CD changer, sun 16’ w/centers, fits year 2002track, 11/4” lugs. Reverse, tall 118 K, regular oil changes, relidoor, SR5 package w/extras, 43 roof, 17” rims, all service 2003 95. $75/all three or windshield, mirrors, dual carSo. Burlington able car, traveled lots with this K. Asking $22,000/OBO. Call through Automaster. 30 K. $30/each. 802-872-9844. bides, map bag, extra clean, car, just don’t need it much any802-658-1609. Like new. $24,900/OBO. 802stored in trailer. $3000 firm! TIRES AND WHEELS: (4) 15” more! Asking $2000. 484-574VW BEETLE, 1998: Black, 69K. 598-5348. 802-899-2751. steel wheels for Jeep w/mounted 3648. All new brakes. Garaged all winMERCURY GRAND MARQUIS, and balanced 225-70-R15 C DODGE INTREPID, 1996: V6, ter. Power windows, steering, 1988: V8, power everything, Hakkapeliitta C2 (commercial) 118 K, clean, no rust, runs locks. A/C. Multi-disk CD player minimal rust, perfect interior, tires (15 K), $225. 802-888great. $2800. 479-1491, CHRYSLER TOWN AND COUNand cassette. $6900/OBO. 145 K. Runs well. Nokian all-sea2216. evenings. TRY MINIVAN: Red, excellent 888-3914. son tires 2 seasons old. Classic. TIRES: Bridgestone Protenza HONDA PILOT, 2004: 26 K, silDODGE NEON, 2000: $2200, condition. Power door, locks, VW BEETLE, 2001: 76 K, great $800/OBO. 802-660-0653. RE92, P195/60R15-87H. Were on ver, loaded w/leather. This is a 4-door, 5-speed, 118 K, CD playseat. AM/FM/Cass/CD, roof rack, condition. Silver. 5-speed. PONTIAC G6, 2005: Sedan, 4Subaru Impreza. Make an offer. really nice car. Asking $25,775. er, summer tires plus 4 OH console. Below book at $8500. 802-578-9872. door, red, auto, FWD, V6, 3.5 L, Call 759-2529. 802-453-3001. Hakkapeliita snows, excellent $12,900. Paul 734-6321. VW GOLF GLS TDI: Turbo 13,725 miles, AC, power everyTWO 16” all season radial tires, ISUZU RODEO, 1992: 4x4, stanrunning condition. Montpelier. DODGE RAM, 1998: Utility van, diesel, 50 mpg, 5-speed, thing, cruise, AM/FM/CD, ABS, nearly new. P215/60 R16 Magna dard, roof rack, studded snow 802-223-3279. (caravan size). 6 cyl. auto P/S, Monsoon, moon roof, 38,800 alloy wheels. Best price $16,345. Grip. Best offer. Gary 508-237tires, many new parts. Great FORD MUSTANG, 1982: 2-door, 125 K, shelves, ladder, rack permiles, warranty, new tires, fully Call Shearer at 658-1212. 4012 cell. vehicle. $700/OBO 802-310no rust, 4 cyl., sun roof. Great fect for contractor. $700/OBO. serviced, one owner, run PONTIAC GRAND PRIX, 2006: WHEELS AND TIRES: Detata 9031. little car. Never driven in winter. 802-355-0648. biodiesel. $15,495. 802-4264-door, blue, auto, FWD, 6,024 “Devine” 18x7.5 chrome wheels JEEP CHEROKEE, 1989: 65 K, $1200. 802-865-2363. PONTIAC MONTANA, 2003: 3889 or www.fruitlands.net/tdi. miles, AC, power steering/win(set of 4) mounted w/Kumho AC, 4WD, very clean, 4-door, GRAND AM SE, 1999: 3.4 L, Extended luxury van. Dual sliding VW JETTA, 1991: 88 K, auto, dows/locks, AM/FM/CD, alloy ECSTA Supra low profile ultra auto, just inspected. $3400/OBO. V6, 2-door, silver, loaded, tracdoors, rear heat/air, OnStar, red, mp3/CD, 5 spoke wheels. wheels. Best price $18,953. high performance summer tires, 802-865-2363. tion control, new CD player and remote start, 15 K. Still under $700/OBO. 802-879-1482. Call Shearer, 658-1212. West Coast Accessories installaJEEP CHEROKEE, 1992: Jeep infinity speakers, excellently warranty, Loaded and clean! VW JETTA, 1999: V6 turbo, silPONTIAC SUNFIRE COUPE, tion kit. 4-lug, 4” O.C. lug patlovers looking for a hot body to maintained. 107 K. $3500/OBO. $16,500. 518-566-0968. ver, black leather interior. 99 K, 2005: 2-door, blue, auto, FWD, tern. Barely used. $900/OBO. put work into: this one’s for you. 802-893-6916. VW WESTFALIA, 1984: Runs moon roof, sound system, tint 8,925 miles, AC, power steerCall Jerry at 862-3965. Needs transmission work/ HONDA ACCORD DX: 173 K. great, 130 K. Working fridge, wind, heated seats, great condiing/windows/locks, cruise, YAKIMA ROOF RACK TOWERS, replacement. 4WD works, Driven daily. Inspected through stove, and pop top. $5000/OBO. tion, new CD, just inspected, AM/FM/CD, rear spoiler. Best fit Jeep Cherokee or similar fac4 cylinders, 220 K. $400/OBO. 2/07. CD/stereo. Decent shape. Call Liz 355-6524. power everything, 28 MPG. Must price $11,979. Call Shearer, tory rack. $35 for all. 802-651Call 802-355-5265. Call Jim 802-264-4840. see. $7000/neg. 802-656-2060. 658-1212. 0468. JEEP CHEROKEE, 1993: Ltd., $800/firm. VW JETTA GL, 1996: Great PONTIAC VIBE SPORT WAGON, 4WD, V8 5.2L, auto, 133 K, fully HONDA CIVIC COUPE, 1993: shape, runs well, black w/black 2003: 4-door, gray, auto, FWD, loaded, great condition. Babied by owner, very reliable, 1x2-Shearer042005 5/3/05 31,558 8:46miles, AM AC, Page 1 steerint, 5-speed, moon roof, Thule power $3500/OBO. 223-0798. runs excellent, 193 K w/many BMW MOTORCYCLE, 1978: rack, premium CD audio, 128 K. ing/windows/locks, AM/FM/CD, JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 1999: more to go. Books $1925, price 1000 cc. New tires and battery. $2950. 802-272-1162. sliding sun roof, roof rack, alloy WANTED: Scooters, older Honda 5-speed, manual transmission. very neg. 827-6188. Saddlebags. Own a classic. VW JETTA GLS, 2002: 5-speed, wheels. Best price $13,455. Call Elite, Express or any other simi4.0 L inline 6 cyl. 90 K. Good $2500/OBO. 863-9234. 59 K, power moon roof, AC, Shearer, 658-1212. lar style scooter. Call Dylan at condition. Asking $4000/OBO. BMW R100, 1978: 1000 cc, cruise, new winter tires. SAAB 900 SE, 1997: 124 K. 315-489-1727, or email 203-521-3502. saddlebags, new tires and batExcellent condition, original Auto. Loaded. Sun roof. 6-CD dburns@uvm.edu. JEEP GRAND CHEROKEE, tery. Runs well. Motivated seller. owner. $11,800. 802-560-0623. changer. New brakes, 4 snows, 4 1999: 87 K, 4WD, auto, tow $2000/OBO. 802-863-9234. VW PASSAT WAGON, 1997: VR summer tires, 8 rims. $3500. Call pkg, blue/gray, recent service. BSA VICTOR, 1969: 441 cc sinPontiac u Cadillac 6 w/chip, koni shocks, HR torDana, 802-734-3846. $7900. 802-264-9050. gle cylinder motorcycle. Stored sion bar. $3500. 802-253-4484 SATURN SC2, 2001: Excellent NISSAN PATHFINDER, 1995: Hummer for many years. Needs some before 9 p.m. condition, original owner, 53,500 Auto, 126 K. From CT/MA; no work. $850. 802-893-2743 miles, 5-speed, many extras, www. shearerpontiac.com rust. Call to test drive/show to evenings. must see to believe price. $6000. any mechanic! Dealer offered Local: 802-658-1212 HARLEY DAVIDSON, 1998: Call Jim at 802-879-4943. $2000 trade in but I don’t need FXSTC, soft tail custom, 1340 cc, Toll-free: 800-545-8907 SATURN WAGON: Purple, in a car right now. Asking $1850, 27 K, excellent condition, dealer good condition. $1000/OBO. room to neg. 508-394-4399. maintained, vance and hines Winter tires, auto, inspected, 1030 Shelburne Rd. pipes. Asking $11,400. 802-860auto windows, power locks. 8025006. So. Burlington 221-1796, car in Burlington.
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Easy commute only 6 min. from RT 7. Spacious 1680 SF home offering 3BR, 2 full baths; great closet space. You’ll love the brand new carpets and appliances. Updated windows, vinyl siding and brand new well and septic. 1 acre lot. A must see! $155,000
Only 25 minutes from Burlington. 3 very private acres with glorious mountain views. 2900+ SF, 3BR, 2.5 bath, 2-car attached garage contemporary featuring vaulted ceilings, natural knotty pine woodwork and expansive decks. Large lawn and circular driveway. $399,900
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Not your average ranch. Wonderfully updated with 3BR, 2Bths, new appliances w/extensive hardwood. Fully finished lower level with office, family room, laundry, bath & possible 4th BR. Attached 2-car garage, mud room. Fantastic backyard, large deck. Zoned for home business. $238,500 Call Curtis Trousdale Chenette Real Estate 802-233-5589 • www.trousdalehomes.com
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Large family home on corner lot. 2300 sq.ft. 4 bedrooms, 2 baths. Natural woodwork, window benches and built-ins. Newer kitchen & 1st floor laundry. Screened porch, in-ground pool, and detached garage. $339,900
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MONKTON: Tired of hearing your neighbors crow at one another? You’ll only hear roosters crowing on this 25-acre property! 2850 sq. ft. home, 3-bedroom + guest bedroom/office, 2-baths, family room w/loft and more! $429,000. 802-453-6092. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Eastwood Commons. 760 sq. ft., 1-bedroom, 1-bath, all appliances, fitness center, low assoc. fee. $164,900, willing to negotiate price for furnished unit. 802-318-2426 for showing.
SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear St., unique property, lots of charm. 2-bedroom (possible 3) Cape w/2-car attached garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full bath, large living room w/fireplace, refinished w/original charm. New windows/wiring/ plumbing. Central vacuum. Wired w/cate 5. Large yard, close to UVM/country club. $339,500. 802-860-3923, 617242-9335. UNDERHILL: Ranch house on 25 acres. 3-bedroom, 1-bath. 1400 sq. ft. above, 700 below. Oak floors, fieldstone fireplace, 2 wood stoves. Garage, outbuildings, gardens, views. $289,900. 802-899-1899.
4 housemates BURLINGTON: 1 room in sunny 3-bedroom house in South End. Full basement, W/D, HW. 29 YO male seeks professional, chill roommate. $650/mo. +utils. 802-769-2919. BURLINGTON: Bedroom avail. in 2-bedroom apt. 6/01-8/31 to live w/25 YO male student for the summer, extensions possible. Laundry, parking, trash removal on site. Serious inquiries only. Ask for Ryan, 508-737-9208. BURLINGTON: Female roommate wanted to share lovely house with 3 women. Avail. 5/01. 10 min. walk to downtown/campus. $375/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-233-7213. BURLINGTON: New North End, prof. M/F to share house. W/D, D/W, fireplace, in-ground pool. $550/mo. + 1/2. 802-865-8070. BURLINGTON: Room to rent in June. Nice big house near Centennial Field, parking, W/D, 1.5 bathrooms, cable, Internet and more. $450/mo. + utils. email mkrauss@uvm.edu or call 646-331-5699.
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SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: Room w/private 1/2 bath avail. 5/01 or earlier in 3-bedroom lakefront house in Queen City Park. 5 min. from downtown, steps from Red Rocks. 100+ ft. lake frontage, nice yard, garden, grill, deck. House: living room, sun room, W/D, D/W, disposal, off-street parking, trash removal, wireless Internet. Roommates: 2 friends, 27/m and 29/f. $633/mo. + 1/3 utils. 802-598-0350. BURLINGTON: Roommate wanted, M/F, vegetarian, quiet, NS, to share 2-bedroom on upper College St., spacious room, basement apt., private. $388/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 802-865-4840. BURLINGTON: Seeking cooperative mature person to share 2bedroom, 2-bath, South End condo. Very quiet area, near bike path, Red Rocks and Oakledge Park. Share some meals; enjoy companionable living. Sense of humor, interest in spiritual matters a plus! $500/mo. + 1/2 utils. 802-951-2543. BURLINGTON: Seeking fun, easygoing professional/grad. to share newly renovated 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, W/D, D/W, parking, storage, close to downtown. $500/mo. + utils. Call Kate at 802-338-0620. BURLINGTON: Seeking men and women, 35-60, with good collaboration skills to share outstanding 4-bedroom Spear St. home. Lots of amenities. www.rickhubbard.org/extended stays or 802-864-3330. BURLINGTON: Share with young prof. Beautiful 2-3 bedroom apt. North Prospect St. near hospital in safe, quiet, residential neighborhood. Semiopen floor, natural wood flooring, bright, pvt. second floor porch, bath with tub, new highefficiency gas furnace, residential parking, W/D. Please, no dogs/smoking. $525/mo. +. 614561-5049 days leslie_hoffman@ hotmail.com. CHARLOTTE: (Under temp/sublet): Creative prof. to share mutually respectful home for Spring. Large bedroom w/1/2 bath. Deck, W/D, primo sunsets/views, storage, acreage for roaming, $600/mo. incl. utils. 514-610-4260. COLCHESTER: Roommate wanted to share condo. $500/mo. + 1/2 gas, electric, incl. W/D, D/W, parking, pool storage. Peaceful dog OK. 802-338-2865. ESSEX JUNCTION: Male roommate wanted. Central location. Share large apartment on bus line. $125/week, includes all. 879-1246. ESSEX JUNCTION: Share nice home and location. NS/pets. All utils. as well as ample parking, cable and Internet use incl. Avail. now. $500/mo. 8022x2.5-BCLT040506 4/3/06 879-4226.
HINESBURG: Lakefront. Responsible, clean, easygoing individual to share 2-bedroom house on beautiful Lake Iroquois. W/D, no dogs. Must see. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. Avail. 5/01. 802-482-2901.
SOUTH BURLINGTON: Spear St., unique property, lots of charm. 2-bedroom (possible 3) Cape w/2-car attached garage. Oak hdwd, 2-full bath, large living room w/fireplace, refinished w/original charm. New windows/wiring/plumbing. Central vacuum. Wired w/cate 5. Large yard, close to UVM/country club. $2400/mo. 802-860-3923, 617242-9335. WATERBURY: Private room and bath, nice living area, nice neighborhood, yard. Convenient to highway. All utils. incl. W/D, cable Internet. $500/mo. 802476-7351 days, 802-244-8574 evenings, Brian. WATERBURY/DUXBURY: Roommate wanted for 3-bedroom house. Private, gardens, views, piano, hiking, swimming hole. 802-244-1361.
BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 2nd floor, bright, hdwd, gas heat, off-street parking, porch, fenced yard. Walk to Church St. and UVM. Pets considered. $1100/mo. 802-777-6700. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom Church St., 3-bedroom Colchester Ave., 4-bedroom Hickock and School St. Sorry, no pets. $875-$2000/mo. Avail. 6/01. 802-318-8242. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom duplex on South Winooski Ave. Short walk from downtown/ waterfront/UVM/Champlain College. $1050/mo. + utils. NS. Dog neg. 802-862-5686. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom w/small porch and yard in quiet seven unit building. Gas heat, laundry, parking. Lease, sec. dep., credit check. No dogs. $900/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/01. 802-425-4549 or liamL5inc@hotmail.com. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 1-bath condo. Heat, hot water, trash, snow removal included. NS/pets, coin-op laundry. Carpet BOLTON: All new, fully fur& wood floors. Avail 6/1. nished, 3-bedroom, 3-bath $1575/mo. 324-6446. condo, gourmet kitchen, marble BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, floors, gas heat, fireplace, decks. 1-bath, porch, large kitchen, NS/pets. Short-term Aprilwood floors, pkg. NS/pets, December. 25 mins. to coin-op laundry, near bike path. Burlington. $1600/mo. 373Avail. 6/1. $1250/mo. + utils. 9999 or 893-3507. 324-6446. BURLINGTON: 1, 3, 4, 5 and BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, efficiency apts. avail. 6/01. 1.5 bath apt. South End. Excellent locations. 5-bedroom Completely remodeled, with located at 14 Hickok Place, study, large kitchen and living $3000/mo. incl. heat. 4-bedroom. Great neighborhood, offroom on 12 Hickok, $2000/mo. street parking, front and back +. 4-bedroom, 17 School St., porch, huge yard w/organic gar$1950/mo. +., 3-bedrooms, dens, pet friendly! $1600/mo. +. 120 Colchester Ave., $1350/mo. Avail. 5/01. 864-9153. and $1500/mo. +. Call for more BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, 2information about all. No pets! bath house in new North End. 862-8925 before 8 p.m. Nice yard, pool, great neighborBURLINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. 8:52bike AMpath. Page 1 2x2-homeshare021506 hood, near No dogs. avail. 5/01. South End, nice, 2/14/06 $1500/mo. + utils. Avail. 5/01. incl. heat and hot water, One-year lease. 802-859-0711. 1 parking space. NS/pets. $735/mo. 802-865-9029.
4 housing for rent ?2@612;A6.9 36;.;06;4 % %!# !#!# ‘ 86:;24?<; 0<: JERICHO: Great pvt. place. 25 min. drive to Burlington. Looking for kind, clean & responsible individual. No pets. $350/mo. + 1/2 utils. Call to inquire, 862-2212 or 899-3244. MONTPELIER: 2 housemates wanted for beautiful, spacious Victorian. 5 min. walk to town. Laundry, storage, views, good dogs considered. $377/mo. +1/3 utils. Avail. 5/01. Kate 229-1868. MONTPELIER: Down-to-earth, responsible, professional wanted to share 3-bedroom household. Laundry, off-street parking, storage space, near downtown/I-89. $350/mo. + 1/3 utils. Avail. 5/01. Dan, 802-522-4860. NORTHFIELD: Busy musical folks seek housemate to share small, country home on beautiful 20-acre mini farm. A love for animals, especially horses and dogs favorable. $500/mo. Please call 802-272-0104. SHELBURNE: 3-floor condo, 2car garage, off route 7. No pets. 21-30 YO. $550/mo. + 1/2 utils. 5 mins. to Burlington, close to everything. 802-578-9158. SOUTH BURLINGTON: House share, near lake; 2+ rooms, private bath. Prof./post grad. desired. $650/mo. + 1/2 utils. No pets, have 2 outdoor cats. Avail. 5/01. 802-660-3931. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent. $525/mo. incl. all utils. + cable, parking. No pets. 1st month rent + sec. dep. req. Avail. now. Ask for Jess, 324-3160. 1:49 PM
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Tue. 4/11 4:00-5:00 p.m. Thur. 4/13 11:00-12:00 a.m FOR SALE: Condo located on Officers Row at historic Fort Ethan Allen.This 3rd floor unit has 1,202 sq. ft. of living space with 2 bedrooms and 1 bath and additional storage in the basement. Save money with a 4-Star Energy rating and economical gas heat. Enjoy the tennis courts, jogging path, and huge open playing field right across the street.
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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom near downtown and waterfront. Clean, efficient unit. Off-street parking. Avail. now. NS/dogs. $650/mo. + utils. 802-425-3158. BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom w/porch and lake view. Quiet, small building, gas heat, laundry and parking. Lease, sec. dep., credit check. No dogs. $675/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/01. 802-425-4549 or liamL5inc@ hotmail.com. BURLINGTON: 1-bedrooms and 2-bedroom avail. 6/01 and 8/01. A quiet building, 3 blocks to downtown and waterfront/bike path. Nice, clean, quiet, gas heat and water, well insulated, covered porch, parking, coin-op. 879-2436. BURLINGTON: 2 and 4-bedroom apts. a block from UVM. Avail. 6/01. 802-316-6955. BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1bath + den, large kitchen, pkg., beaches & bike path, N/S pets, coin-op laundry. $990/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 324-6446.
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BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt. with W/D. 2-3-bedroom apt. with porch. 79 Chase St. Avail. 6/01. Hdwd, gas heat, porches, parking, large yard. Walking distance to UVM/FAHC. $1150$1250/mo. 802-860-1443. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house, 1-parking space, close to downtown/lake. Large kitchen. $1100/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 2-bedroom apt., close to UVM/downtown, finished basement. $1000/mo. incl. utils. 802-863-7110. BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom house, newly renovated, D/W, front/back porch. Quiet, family neighborhood. Close to UVM. Includes trash/snow removal. NS/pets. Avail. 6/1 or 12/1. $1350/mo. + utils/dep. 8645657. BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom. Spacious rooms, large kitchen, Victorian woodwork, D/W, W/D, 2-car garage. Walk to downtown/UVM. $2150/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 6/1. 434-4449. BURLINGTON: 5-bedroom apts. Avail. 6/01. Hickok Place and North Willard St. Real nice places, not party houses. Sorry, no pets. 802-318-8242.
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MONKTON: Tired of hearing your COLCHESTER: Lakefront, 4-bedroom neighbors crow at one another? cottage, permits in place for yearYou'll only hear roosters crowing on round conversion. Enjoy the lake this 25 acre property! 2850 sq. ft. views, sandy beach, and moorings. home, 3-bedroom + guest bed$349,900. Call 802-862-8925. Colchester1-040506 4/3/06 Cornwall-040506 5:24 PM Page 4/3/06 1 room/office, 2-baths, family room w/loft and more! $429,000. 802-453-6092.
COLCHESTER: Lakefront. Enjoy the lake views, sandy beach, moorings, from this 2-bedroom + 1500 sq. ft. cottage. Recently renovated, open first floor. A must see. Seasonal escape. $349,900. Call 802-8628925.
CORNWALL: 5-bedroom renovated farmhouse. 9 acres. Min. from Middlebury. Chef's kitchen, hdwd, Marvin windows, central vac and more! New boiler in 2005. $460,000. 802-462-2857.
BURLINGTON: 5-bedroom, cenBURLINGTON: Church St. tral location, brick Victorian Marketplace. Studio apt. Clean, style, nice porches, plenty of heated. Great location. 802parking, washer and dryer 862-2680. onsite. NS/pets. Avail. 6/01. BURLINGTON: Close to down$1875/mo. + utils. 802-233town, unfurnished, nice 2-bed6313 or 899-3795. room apt., quiet, parking. BURLINGTON: 5-bedroom $850/mo. Avail. immed. 802house, 2-kitchens, 2-bath, base238-5125. ment, W/D, gas heat/hot water. BURLINGTON: Colchester Ave. Centrally located. Avail. 6/01. Avail. 5/01. 1-bedroom $2300/mo. +. Call David $725/mo. incl. elect. 658-3114. Across from hospital. Parking, BURLINGTON: 51 A Hickok Pl., laundry. No pets. Neville 5-bedroom, 2-bath house. Fully Companies, Inc., renovated. Front porch and sun 802-660-3481, x 1021. room. W/D. $2400/mo. + utils. www.nevilleco.com/residence. Pets neg. Avail. 6/01. 802BURLINGTON: Efficiency, 496-3712. 1 and 2-bedroom. Church St., BURLINGTON: A furnished stuColchester Ave. $500-$685/mo. dio apt. in New North End. Sorry no pets. All avail. 6/01. NS/pets. Lease. W/D use. 802-318-8242. $600/mo. incl. utils. 862-2551. BURLINGTON: Efficiency and BURLINGTON: All shapes, all 1-bedroom avail. July and 1x1-mortgage-022305 9/12/05 4:18 PMMay,Page 1 sizes. Great locations, parking. September. $500-$800/mo. Avail. 6/01. Please call Rick, Sorry, no pets. 802-318-8242. 802-864-3430.
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BURLINGTON: Avail. now through 6/01 1, 2, 3, 4, and 5 bedroom apts. Please call 802658-3600 for a complete listing. Other locations also available. BURLINGTON: Avail. now thru 7/01. 1, 2 and 3-bedroom apts. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Bright, sunny, 2-bedroom apt. spacious, clean, private parking, gas heat. Just a walk to downtown and waterfront. Avail. immed. $875/mo. + utils. NS/pets. 802-863-5397. BURLINGTON: Buell St. Short walk to downtown/UVM. Turn-ofcentury home w/character, charm, laundry and off-street parking. 3-bedroom. $1700/mo. incl. heat. 434-4449. BURLINGTON: Charming Queen City Park 2-bedroom house. Hdwd, W/D, amazing wooded deck, great neighborhood. Avail. immed. $1500/mo. +. 802864-3726. BURLINGTON: Chase St. Avail. 6/01. Two 2-bedroom apts. Possible summer sublet. Parking. Gas heat. No dogs. $875$925/mo. + utils. 802-862-4007.
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BURLINGTON: Energy-efficient 2-bedroom, second floor apt. Enclosed porch, off-street parking. $825/mo. + utils. Dep. and ref. req. 802-453-6112. BURLINGTON: Freshly renovated two + bedroom apt. W/D, eat-in kitchen, yard, off-street parking. Walking distance to UVM/hospital/Intervale. New floors, counters, paint. Pets neg. w/interview + dep. $1100/mo. + utils Avail. immed. Anna, 802985-5378 BURLINGTON: Hill Garden, near UVM. Unfurnished, immaculate, 2-bedroom. Avail. now. $1200/mo. +. 802-877-2825.
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4 office space BURLINGTON: A downtown firstfloor, bright, 300 sq. ft., w/parking. Avail. now. Please call Rick, 864-3430. BURLINGTON: Just renovated. National Historic Register building. Just steps off Church St. Marketplace. Second floor office or studio space avail. 802-8607373 or 802-238-4282. BURLINGTON: Professional office space, South Union St., 3 offices, private entrance, parking, DSL available, 5 min. walk to Church St. Call 802-238-4885.
for 4 housing rent cont. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom apt. 32 1/2 Marble Ave. Parking for one vehicle. NS. Pets neg. Dep., lease + ref. req. Ideally located to downtown/bike path/waterfront/beach. $750/mo. Incl. rubbish and hot water. 802-862-0413. BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom avail. May or June, 3 blocks from downtown, hdwd, gas heat, new ceramic bath and kitchen floors. Own porch w/lake views. Coin-op laundry and 1-parking spot. Absolutely no pets. $865/mo. + utils. 802-324-6593, after 4/09, Bill 482-4822. BURLINGTON: Large 3-bedroom apt. near UVM, Champlain College and downtown. Quiet lower Hill section neighborhood near park. Large kitchen, living room, bathroom, 2nd floor, porch, plenty of secure dry storage, off-street parking. Avail. 6/01. Pets neg. Gas heat. $1590/mo. 66 Hayward Street, corner of Howard Street. 802343-4737. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. 6/01, 3-bedroom house. $1275/mo. Dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Mill St. Avail. now and 6/01, 3-bedroom. $1050/mo. incl. hot water. Dog OK w/ref, WD hookups. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481, ext. 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence. BURLINGTON: North Willard. Large, sunny, clean 2-bedroom, owner-occupied Victorian duplex. Recently renovated, W/D, parking, large, private back porch. Avail. 6/1. NS/pets. Refs. $1250/mo. 315-778-8461. BURLINGTON: Old North End, 2-bedroom, porch, $750/mo. Smaller 2-bedroom, renovated, $725/mo. Avail. 4/01. Large 3bedroom, hdwd, porch, off-street parking, $1200/mo. Avail. 5/01. 2+ bedroom, porch, $775/mo. Avail. 6/01. Pets neg. Call 8930000, Marcou Real Estate. BURLINGTON: Quiet, conveniently located, 1-2 bedroom apt. Off-street parking for one car. Coin-op laundry. Avail. mid-April. $725/mo. + utils. 860-1172. BURLINGTON: Real nice 1-bedroom, great location, hdwd, parking. Avail. 6/01. Please call 864-3430. BURLINGTON: School St., nice 3-bedroom, hdwd, back porch, off-street parking, quiet neighborhood. Gas heat. $1300/mo. incl. water and trash. Avail. 6/01. 802-318-7641.
BURLINGTON: Waterfront. Distinctive and unique office/retail space. Environmentally friendly and affordable. Main Street Landing, Melinda Moulton, 802-864-7999. www.mainstreetlanding.com. RICHMOND: Office space at the four corners. 1000+ sq. ft. Sunny and hdwd floors, ample parking, full bath/kitchen. At John’s Shoe Shop North location. 802-434-5299.
4 space for rent ARTIST STUDIO: Fabulous, lightfilled space in Burlington, off Pine Street. 15’ ceilings. Share w/sculptor and designer. 400 sq. ft. $375/mo. incl. all. 862-3737. BURLINGTON: 4400 sq. ft., bright, open floor plan, w/parking, favorable terms. Please call Rick, 864-3430.
BURLINGTON: Roomy, attractive, clean 3/4 bedroom apt., first floor of owner-occupied duplex. Large kitchen; new stove, refrigerator; gas heat/ hot water; W/D hookups, fenced yard, quiet neighborhood. Washington St., near Intervale, Battery Park, bike path, downtown. NS/dogs. Avail. August. $1200/mo. + utils. 802-860-3378. BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail. 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd and 3rd floor. $1095/mo. Parking, no dogs. Neville Companies, Inc., 802-660-3481, x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: Shelburne St. Avail 6/01. 3-bedroom, 2nd floor.$1290/mo. incl. heat and hot water, parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. (802) 660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/residence. BURLINGTON: South End, 3-bedroom, 2-bath house. 1-car garage and parking. Close to I-89 and Oakledge Park. $1575/mo. + utils. Avail. early April. Call 865-9252. BURLINGTON: South End. Desirable 2-bedroom unit. Garage and storage. NS/pets. $1000/mo. + utils. Avail. 5/01 or 6/01. One-year lease. 802846-7849. BURLINGTON: South End, small 1-bedroom apt. Walk to park, coffee shops and Church St. Economical gas heat, wood floors, off-street parking. Safe, quiet neighborhood. Pets considered. $735/mo. Call Suzanne, 777-6700. BURLINGTON: Spacious Hill section, 4-bedroom w/office, 1 3/4 bath house w/a gourmet chef’s kitchen and radiant heat flooring. Avail. 7/01. $2500/mo. Pets neg. 846-9568. BURLINGTON: Studio avail. 5/01. Nice, renovated w/new hdwd, original woodwork, newer bath w/ceramic tile, coin-op laundry, across from Battery Park w/some lake views. Absolutely no pets. $665/mo. incl. heat, 1parking spot. 324-6593, after 4/10 call Bill, 482-4822. BURLINGTON: Sunny 2-bedroom apt. 3 blocks from downtown. 3rd floor. Avail. 4/1. $750/mo. Deposit, references required. 899-4908. BURLINGTON: Unfurnished 2-bedroom, newly renovated, off-street parking. 265 N. Winooski Ave. NS/pets. Avail. now. $800/mo. + utils. + dep. Marc or Robyn, 655-1406. BURLINGTON/WINOOSKI: 3 and 4 bedroom apts. Avail. 6/01. Off-street parking, porches, pets neg. Call 864-4838.
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BURLINGTON: Very special trilevel 1-bedroom apt. + bonus room, 2-bath, full kitchen, quiet carriage house. Hill Section, walking distance to: downtown, UVM/Hospital, coin-op laundry, garage. NS/dogs. $1350/mo. + gas heat. Avail. 5/01. 802658-4721. CHARLOTTE/FERRISBURGH BORDER: Spacious 2-bedroom townhouse apt. Sunken living room, new kitchen, new bath, deck, large lawn and garden area. $925/mo. No dogs. 802767-9455. COLCHESTER: Newly built duplex. Beautiful 2-bedroom, 2-bath, gourmet kitchen, granite countertops, fireplace, garage, gas heat, patios. Quiet. NS/pets. 2 miles from Exit 17. $1500/mo. 373-9999, 238-8888. ESSEX: 3-bedroom, 1-bath, garage. New: paint, plush carpet. New windows, gas heat soon. W/D hookup. Nearby trails. Water, trash, snow incl. $1200/mo. +. No pets. 802878-1987. ESSEX JUNCTION: Seclusion in the city... Quiet, private, bright and cheerful, large 1-bedroom apt. Beautifully furnished, hdwd, rent neg. NS/pets. Refs. Please call 802-879-3226. FAIRFAX/CAMBRIDGE: Large, unique 2/3-bedroom apt. Cathedral ceilings, post-andbeam, scenic river frontage. No smoking. Owner-occupied building. Avail. now. $1250/mo. incl. utils. Lease + dep. 802849-6807. FERRISBURGH: Efficiency. Scenic country. 2-large unfurnished rooms. NS/ND/pets. $675/mo. + dep. incl. utils. Ref. 877-6787. HINESBURG: Country setting. 3+ bedroom cape. 2.5-bath. Partially finished walkout basement. Computer room, wood/oil heat, large sun deck overlooking stream. $2000/mo. neg. Lease. 802-777-4600, days. HUNTINGTON: 1-bedroom apt. avail. 5/01. About 600 sq. ft. Newly remodeled, plenty of parking. W/D onsite. Convenient location. Pets neg. 802-4342976. HUNTINGTON: 2-bedroom house, 1-bath, basement, W/D, large wood shed, secluded lot. NS, pets considered. Avail. 5/01. $1475/mo. + utils. 434-4652, evenings. MIDDLEBURY: 3-bedroom, full bath, W/D, DW, hdwd, bright, spacious, huge porch, center of town. $925/mo., includes utils. Avail. now. Call 363-4311. MILTON: Apts., 2 and 3 bedrooms avail. W/D. $850-$1100. 802-655-0091, ext. 13. MONTPELIER: Newly renovated 1-bedroom apt. Kitchen, living room combination, front porch, off-street parking. NS. $650/mo. + utils. Avail. 5/15. If interested contact France, 310-1147 or 863-1728. RICHMOND: 1-bedroom apt. Sunny, amazing views, gardens, laundry, storage, convenient location, NS/pets. $1000/mo. incl. utils., cable and Internet connection. 802-578-6164. RICHMOND: 2-bedroom apt. Hdwd, sunny. $1000/mo. + utils. 802-434-5299. SAINT ALBANS: 2-bedroom, $725/mo. + utils. 802-635-1738. SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, hdwd, fireplace, one dog allowed. $750/mo. + utils. Refs., credit check. Avail. immed. Will return calls after 5 p.m. Jason, 802-598-4140. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Charles St. Avail. 6/01. 2-bedroom duplex w/yard, garage and basement. $1100/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Queen City Park. Cute 2-bedroom house w/outdoor shower. Avail. 4/15. Gorgeous location, by Lake Champlain, Red Rocks Park, bike path, back deck overlooking woods and creek. $1500/mo. + utils. Contact Liz, 999-7848.
SOUTH BURLINGTON: Sunny, charming, cottage style, 2-bedroom house in Queen City Park. Skylights, hdwd, field stone fire1x1-mortgage-022305 place, up, down, full basement, 9/12/05 W/D, lake beach, Red Rocks Park. $1250/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/01. 802-425-2910.
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STARKSBORO VILLAGE: Two cozy 1-bedroom apts. Totally remodeled incl. new appliance and kitchen cabinets. Public water and hot water incl. No pets. 30 mins. from Burlington. $800-$875/mo. Dep. and refs. Call 802-453-3273 before 9 p.m. UNDERHILL: Country, 1-bedroom, spacious, safe, full kitchen, bath. NS/no pets. $675/mo. +utils +dep. 802899-2522. UNDERHILL: Large, sunny efficiency apt. Utils. incl. (Heat, water, cable, electric). Great location. Pets OK. NS. $850/mo. 802-899-5092. UNDERHILL: Park St. Avail. 5/01. 2-bedroom and den. $840/mo. Laundry. Avail. 5/01 3-bedroom, $875/mo. Incl. heat and HW. Parking. No dogs. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/residence. WATERBURY: Newly renovated, large 1-bedroom apt. w/hdwd, porch, W/D hookups. $800/mo. Avail. garage space. 802244-6111. WATERBURY: Sunny w/view, 2-bedroom condo, 1.5 bath, W/D, garage, tennis court, new floors, small patio, easy I-89 access, NS/pets, $1075/mo. + utils. Call Mark, 244-8383. WILLISTON: Great 2-bedroom condo in Taft Farms. End unit w/attached garage. Excellent location w/lots of privacy. W/D. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 802453-5780. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom, $625/mo. Avail. 5/01. Any questions call 802-688-7920. WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom in residential area. Full bath, living room and eat-in kitchen. Two porches. 1/2 basement for storage. Gas heat. No pets. $650/mo. +. Call 802-655-3325. WINOOSKI: 2-3 bedroom house in quiet residential neighborhood, sunny, hdwd, built ins, sun porch, back porch, oversized bathroom, laundry, finished basement, fenced in backyard, driveway. $1250/mo. 802434-6671. WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom, heat and hot water incl. Parking, full tub and shower, onsite laundry, clean, NS/pets. $895/mo. 802233-1150. WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom apt. for rent in quiet neighborhood. $1200/mo. + utils. Incl. W/D, 1-car garage. Call 802-578-1702 before 9 p.m. WINOOSKI: 3/4-bedroom house. W/D hookup. 2-parking spaces. No pets. Avail. 4/1. $1200/mo. + utils. + dep. 985-5362 or 598-9691. WINOOSKI: Cozy and pet friendly 2-bedroom townhouse style apt. w/open floor plan, new Rinnai heater, W/D, large backyard, and plenty of off street parking, avail. now. $900/mo. 802-846-9568. WINOOSKI: Looking for responsible roommate to share quiet 2bedroom apt. $400/mo. + utils. Must be queer-friendly, cats neg. Avail. mid-April. 802-655-4403. WINOOSKI: Main St. Avail 4/01. 2-bedroom, 1st floor. $775/mo. incl. hot water. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802660-3481 x 1021 www.nevilleco.com/residence. WINOOSKI: Maple St. Avail. 6/01. 1-bedroom, 1st floor. $715/mo. Large kitchen. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/ residence.
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WINOOSKI: Maple St. Tidy 1-2 bedroom. $800/mo. + utils. Walk to FAHC and UVM. Gas heat. Parking. No pets. Refs., lease. Avail. 4/01. 802-863-4342. WINOOSKI: Sunny, large, 4room apt. w/yard. Newly renovated ready for first tenant. Adjacent to park. Incl. offstreet, parking, storage. Garage optional. No pets. Avail. now. $1095/mo. + utils., dep. 985-0770. WINOOSKI: Sunny, spacious, 1-2 bedroom in quiet neighborhood. Completely remodeled, hdwd. Driveway, close to all amenities. $800/mo. 802434-6671. WINOOSKI: The Winooski Housing Authority anticipates openings for spacious 3-bedroom townhouse apts. Located on busline, large eat-in kitchen, W/D hookups. These units are federally subsidized, eligibility is determined by income and family size. Eligible applicants pay no more than 30% of their income for rent including utilities. Please call 655-2360 for more information or stop by our office at 83 Barlow Street, Winooski, for an application. EOH.
4 housing wanted GI RETURNING from Iraq in May-June and wife looking to rent 2-3 bedroom house or townhouse, dog friendly, within 45-minute commute to Burlington. $1300/mo. is the limit. Please email jcollins@ kba-usa.com.
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4 room for rent BURLINGTON: Buell St. Avail. 7/01. Private room w/common bath. $330/mo. Laundry. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x 1021. www.nevilleco.com/residence. SOUTH BURLINGTON: Room for rent. $525/mo. incl. all utils. + cable, parking. No pets. 1st month rent + sec. dep. req. Avail. now. Ask for Jess, 324-3160. WEEKLY AND NIGHTLY LODGING: European-style and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $175-$225/weekly. Maggie’s Inn, 324-7388, 324-3291, or ivanland@aol.com.
4 situations wanted 29-YEAR-OLD male seeking a roommate to go in on an apt. with. Very laid back and easygoing. Eric, jage2245@ verizon.net.
4 sublets SOUTH BURLINGTON: Newly renovated 2-bedroom Grandview end-unit! Incl. off-street parking, trash, fully furnished. Avail. 5/15-9/15. Cats/small dog OK. NS. $1100/mo. + utils. 802-9995684.
4 vacation rental ASCUTNEY MOUNTAIN RESORT: Snow Dance time share. Annual time share. $9000. For more information call 802985-3911. COLCHESTER: 2 cottages for rent, located at beautiful Good Sell Point. Avail. May - October. Beautiful area, lake views, sandy beach, moorings. $1500/mo. and $2000/mo. Call for more information, 862-9295 before 8 p.m.
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DWF AIN’T CATTIN’ around but have been known to in the past. Looking for DNSWM who is 50, (50+) to be my guest at the Flynn’s 5/12 p.m. performance of CATS. Prefer svelte cats to fat cats. 2605 SWF, 50 YO, NS/ND, social drinker, slim, attractive brunette. Hard working, easygoing, educated, good sense of humor. Interested in traveling, nature, gardening, coffee and conversation. Have job, house, car. Looking for SWM, 45-67 YO, nice, considerate, easygoing, financially secure with good sense of humor to share life with. 2601
I’LL LIGHT THE fire, while you place flowers in the vase that you bought today. Our house is a very fine house. Two cats in the yard, life used to be so hard, now everything is easy ‘cause of you. 2415
OH NO YOU DIDN’T! Black SUV, College street, 3/28, about 12 a.m. you hit my car! Look before you back it up! Oh yeah, and thanks for stopping, have another one! 2590 SPF, 51 YO, slim, fit, redhead. NS, healthy lifestyle. Warm, vivacious, intelligent, sophisticated, fun, likes finer things in life, especially what money can’t buy. Wannabe writer. Likes movies, dinners, traveling, conversation, dancing. Looking for like-minded friends, happy, positive, successful. 2587 47 YO, DWF grateful, kind, warm, petite, attractive. NS, lite alcohol. Burlington area. Seeking healthy SWM 40-53 YO, NS, lite alcohol only. Employed with upright character and patience to share hikes, fishing, boating, campfires, starry nights, gardens, more. 2584
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SWP, 32 YO, seeking nice, considerate man 27-38 YO with common interests, such as hiking, kayaking, snowshoeing and live music. Hoping for LTR but need friendship first. Must be happy in life/career. NS, ND and no kids yet, please. 2285 WELL-ROUNDED, SPF seeks same in a man, 30-40 YO. Loves classical to classic rock, outdoor adventures and gardening. Artistic, genuine and spontaneous. Seeking a cool guy to fall in love with, be my best friend and favorite lover. 2229 23 YO SWW loves to run, hike, ski, mountain bike and is looking for someone to challenge, amuse, and join her in any outdoor activity. Stability necessary, needy ones need not apply! 2225
BURLINGTON PROF. with a career and education who is ready to share my life with someone special. Seeks same qualities in a SM, 31-37 YO, who is kind, gentle and affectionate for a potential LTR. 2350
IS THERE anyone out there willing to invest in more than a cup of coffee and expecting less than sex on the first date? I am petite, very active, mountain woman, late 40’s, like younger men. 2222
HOPELESS ROMANTIC, brown-eyed beauty, seeks soulmate to explore life with. Not into games. I’m content in my life, as you are, too, but both are looking for the “frosting” to top off our lives. Could it be you? LTR desired. 2342
ATTRACTIVE, ATHLETIC, 23 YO, SWF, ISO 23-30 YO SM. Must be able to keep up with me on runs and hikes. I’m looking for an outgoing, athletic, honest guy to share in the simple pleasures of life. 2207
CENTRAL VERMONT SWF, 37 YO, looking for a friendship and maybe more. That person would be honest, friendly, funny and knows what he wants in life. 2314
DWPF, 5'5, 122 lbs., blonde, attractive and fit, loves skiing, cycling, running, hiking, music, especially classical and jazz; seeking health-conscious, intelligent SPM 55-67 YO for outdoor adventures, cultural pursuits, laughter, and romance. I'm low maintenance, high energy.
DF CHITTENDEN COUNTY. Looking for man with truck, not into skinny, family type who seeks full-figured, warm, funny mother of teens to learn about and spend time with for LTR. Let’s talk. 2306
LOVE, LIFE AND Vermont in all seasons? GenX country bumpkin seeks like soul for outdoor romps, indoor relaxation. Fun, attractive, 35 YO SPF likes to cross-country ski, hike, snowshoe, garden, cook. Hopes for similar fellow: honest, fun, comfortable in his skin. I haven’t lost my wild side, have you? 2137 51 YO F, Plattsburgh area, red hair, blue eyes, smoker, seeking loving, funny, intelligent, passionate, sensitive man who likes gardening, laughing, cuddling and talking. Needs to have a strong work ethic, be caring, thoughtful, romantic and like cats. Is this you? 2069 YOUNG 57 YO looking for life partner to share love of home, gardening, animals. I cook, sew, knit, keep a warm/clean home. Very passionate about all. Spiritual, Tibetan meditation/prayer, honest, sincere, compassionate and easy on the eyes. 2058
men > women DEPTH OF CHARACTER! Tall, tender, healthy, educated NSSWM seeks slender, gentle, alluring woman 42-49 YO for spring blossom. Nature and Scrabble enthusiasts are most welcome. 2606 32 YO HONEST, loyal, SWM, enjoys hiking, cruising, friends and family, biking in the countryside. ISO slender, SF, 20-30 YO, motivated, energetic but laid back with similar interests, no kids. 2600
THEY SAY THERE is a first time for everything. Well, here I am writing a personals ad! Will this first time be a charm? SJF, mother, 45 YO. Multidimensional, eclectic, intelligent. Seeks SJM, 40-50 YO, with integrity, depth, spirituality. NS. 2286
SWF, 26 YO, 170 lbs., strawberry blonde ISO SWM 20-36 YO for swimming, camping, picnics, fishing, biking, movies, cuddling, traveling and other fun things. Must be honest, faithful, considerate, mature, adventures and fun. No workaholics or losers. 2580
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ATTRACTIVE, WELL-BUILT carpenter, thoughtful, passionate, hard-working, fun-loving guy looking for same (carpenter). NS, retro hippie, hi-energy, touchy feely, dark-haired friendly sex kitten that’s kind and sweet. 2597 SWM, 25 YO, ISO SWF, 21-31 YO in Burlington, Winooski, Essex area, who likes movies, video games, eating out and quiet times. 2596 OPTIMISTIC, LIBERAL, SWM, contemplative, open, gentle, romantic, silly, serious, 6’, thin, 38 YO. Loves gardening, bicycling, hiking, dogs, yoga, writing, cleaning, independent movies, VPR, Bread and Puppet, volunteering and exploring. ISO creative, spiritual, active, adventurous nature-lover, 27-40 YO. Let’s share. 2595 HEALTHY, TRIM, MEDICAL provider and 53 YO nurturing Dad loving outdoor activities and sports, coastal Maine islands, animals, reading, cooking, carpentry and more, ISO healthy, physically active, 40-60 YO woman wanting friendship and LTR. 2592 48 YO WANTS to be in love again. I stare into your eyes, “The First Time Ever I Saw Your Face” is playing. Our hands interlocked, your nails painted. Slowly I pull you closer and gently kiss your painted lips. 2578 TALL AND VERY FIT, literate, funny, dependable, true-blue 54 YO seeks fit, smart, plain spoken, left-leaning friend and companion for high and low culture, food, outdoor recreation, small talk and big-talk. 2577 WM 52 YO in shape, outgoing, seeking F for friendship possible LTR. Enjoy camping, hiking, lost trails and brookies over an open fire. Cats are cool, kids are great. Honesty a must. 2576 30 YO SWM, cross dresser, kinky, open minded, cute, fun, likes dancing and much more, seeking playful, open-minded single female for fun and more. Serious inquires only. 2572 TALL GUY SEEKS tall or short girl. 21-29 YO for a drink. 2569 KIND, FUNNY, intelligent gourmet cook. Good shape/looking, 50s, as left as you’ll find. Jazz lover. Looking for smart, wellbuilt, pretty woman for the usual good stuff. Social drinker OK, slow sex even better. 2562 OLDER MAN, 64 YO, seeking soulmate for having good times. Must be openminded and enjoy life. All ages will be considered and all inquires will be answered. 2559 SWM, 45 YO, wow! Did I just write that? Youthful spirit, attractive, educated leftist, out of the box doer. Have hair, jeans, teeth, dreams and tears. Love motorcycling, fishing and travel. Great sense of humor. You: attractive, real. 2505
SWJM, 32 YO, looking for that special Asian temptress. Must love hamantashen, SVU, traveling with me across the United States as I pursue my dream of becoming the world’s best child psychiatrist/ lacrosse coach/rabbi. Appreciation of bad accents a +. 2500 MAN OF LIGHT, bliss, air and heart, seeks independent woman of depth and beauty. Me: In 40s, live and hummin’. You: Bright and coming. 2499 DOIN’ TIME for stupidity. 5 months left. I’m 47 YO white male, love the outdoors and havin’ good times. Ex-owner of three stores, hard worker, love all the beautiful things in life, especially that special lady. ND/NS/NA. 2497 26 YO SM SEEKING SWF, 20-30 YO to share active lifestyle. Skiing, snow boarding, hiking, water and racquet sports, yoga, movies, music, cooking meals together and always open to more. 2484 LOOKING FOR LOVE in all the wrong places. Is this better? Sincerely seeking soul mate. SWPM, 46 YO seeking SWF, 3745 YO who likes to be playful. Enjoys getting out and staying in. Are you out there darling? 2476 FAT, UGLY, MESS, debt-ridden, license suspended, chronic fear of clowns. Low standards? How about no standards? You’ll need a Ph.D. in Psychology to figure me out. UVM has me here this summer taking classes... Need a project? 2473 33 YO HOPELESSLY romantic, honest, separated weekend father to two beautiful children. Searching for love, romance, friendship and fun with the quiet, affectionate-girl-next-door type who enjoys a meaningful relationship. Must love kids as well as the nightlife! 2467 WANTED FOR 30 YO SWM: One sports and music junkie. Live music and all genres appreciated (except maybe country). Passion of eating out and good beer a plus. Yankees, Cowboys or Soulive fan a major plus. Inquire within. 2463 SBM, 52 YO, desperately seeking you! My fair lady, wherever you are... I love bowling, bingo and karaoke, so come let me serenade you. 2413 HI, I AM looking for a woman who would be interested in me for who I am. I am kind, lovable to be with, like movies, walks, dancing and camping. I just want someone to be with in my life. 2412 CENTRAL VERMONT, divorced, 61 YO, attractive, teddy bear type, smoker, funny, serious side, esoteric, laid-back, seeking taller woman for serious relationship. 2410
NEW IN VERMONT. Healthy, fit, 51 YO, DHM, ISO free spirit to explore VT. Hike over mountains, walk on the beach, bike down country roads, camp out, count the stars in the evening and catch the morning sunrise. Possible LTR. 2406 NEXT! ARE WE compatible? Fit, fun, 40something, earthy, athletic, excitable, progressive. Seeks compatible woman to share with. Just about anything goes, including rock, blues, Dylanesque music, vigorous outdoor adventures, motorcycles, discussing current events, a sense of humor. Nascar, jewelry, vanity, obsessions not appreciated. 2396
33 YO SPM, ISO a special NS woman 2835 YO to hike and camp with. Must love life, dogs, movies, live music, reading, and hugs. Possible LTR if we become best friends. 420-friendly. 2338 51 YO SWM likes outdoors, tennis, reading, good health, hard work, good food and good friends. Seeks rising to friendship, going out, music, for reasons to celebrate and possibly revel in joys of life... Send me honesty, prayers and needs. 2337
FULL MOON, EMPTY HEART, half past eight, wishing for closed eyes opening to you. Thinking of bed but no dream to desire. VPR’s all right, waiting for EMD. Hoping this moon above will light your way back to love. 2394
EASYGOING, AFFECTIONATE, healthy, environmentally conscious, NS, 40 YO SWM. Enjoys cooking, concerts, gardening, sailing, nature, massage (giving/receiving) classic rock, bluegrass, the Dead, blues, photography and traveling. Seeks kind, easygoing, natural beauty with similar interests for fun and friendship. 2334
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HONEST, SINCERE, mature, clean-cut, SWM, 32 YO, fit, likes movies, quiet times together, dinners, camping, snowboarding, motorcycles, hunting. Looking for a quiet SF, 19-44 YO, ND/NA, prefer NS, with similar qualities. Let’s talk! 2331
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49 YEARS YOUNG, 6’2, national origin Hispanic/German. Interests include swimming, bicycling, dancing, movies, intelligent conversation. Looking for a friend. Age, looks, unimportant. Heart is. Please reply. 2328 SWM 44 YO, 5’11, lighthearted, considerate, appreciative, physically strong and intellectually active, playful, candid, intuitive, financially comfortable. Do you like getting sweaty, campfire singing, world travel, quiet places, attentive intimacy, time for yourself? Is your heart talking? I’m in Burlington. 2316
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23 YO, ECTOMORPHIC, MISO natty, naughty, sublimely, operatic beaut who’ll join me in contiguous beatific union behaving in progressively non-continently fashion. Coquetries OK, no coquettes grisettes. Cordial pursuers join me for a cordial so we can jocularly peruse each other. 2224 LET’S ENJOY LIFE. SWM, young 42, smoker, 420-friendly, seeks a slender to average woman, 32-40 YO, who enjoys classic rock, NASCAR, good food and drink, the sun, water, camping and is as affectionate and caring as me. Much more. 2219 EXTINCT OR just endangered? SWM ISO SF, 25-38 YO. No prison, kids, never been married. Independent, fit, intelligent with the ability to carry on a conversation. 2210 SEEKING AN attractive woman, 30-45 YO. WM, 50 YO, seeking sexy woman looking for romance in St. Albans area. 2204 HIP, CONSERVATIVE, redneck. Intellectual aesthete, broad tastes, vast but spotty erudition, moderately outdoorsy. Seek date with kind, polite, intelligent, attractive, cultured lady 40-60 YO, in hopes of LTR. 2199 SWM 41 YO, 5’11, 160 lbs., seeks SF. If you don’t like what you see when you look at yourself, look through my eyes. If you like romance, cuddling, holding hands, looking into our eyes. Things will look better. 2197 1950’S MODEL, runs great, looks good, a few nicks and dents. Seeks same for friends, travel and possible LTR. NS/ND. 2152
DESPERATELY SEEKING you! Healthconscious M who enjoys workouts, organic foods, theater, movies, country/classical music, Formula 1 racing and country living, seeks a beautiful soul mate who is easygoing, warm, sensual, classy, maybe a little naughty .... 40-50ish. 2298
LOOKING FOR THOSE who don’t judge a book by its cover. For those who have the time...to be a lover. I’m highly verbal and highly sensual. So whether you want a friend or a mate and you’re too tired of the usual ape; but think fondly of little kisses on the nape; let’s get together for a date. (I’m 49 and I smoke.) Coffee? 2143
MA M 50 YO, great sense of humor, open-minded, very private, good health, works evenings, enjoys motorcycle riding, seeks to establish a very discreet friendship with an attractive, educated, employed, frisky female. No one-night stands, but a LT friendship. 2292
DWPM, 5’5, slender. ISO DF, fit, 46-60 YO, spontaneous, active, emotionally stable and available. Likes water, mountains, rides, movies, dance, outdoor activities, weekend getaways in bikes, boats, cars. Friends with LT goals. Smoke-free. Share the fun 2139
NICE GUY TIRED of not so nice women. Mid-sized, middle-aged and capable of domestic tasks. ISO companion who likes to read sci-fi and watch movies, ride bikes and camp out. 420-friendly, no cigs. 2232
59 YO WM seeking F for LTR. Looking for a roomie to share bedroom with. I’m 5’9, 200 lbs., D/D-free, clean and discreet. If you’re looking for the same, let’s meet. 2134
Hi! I’m Pharaoh and I would like to be king of your castle. I am a 2-year-old, short-haired orange and white neutered male. I am sweet and confident and love attention. I didn’t get along that well with the other cats in my previous home so I need a home where I am the only cat. I am very social and outgoing and love to be petted and held. I have a sweet little meow too. I am also very curious and playful and love to explore new surroundings! Adopt me and we can rule our very own private world together. Visit me at HSCC, 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington, Tuesday through Friday, from 1 to 6 pm, or Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm. 862-0135.
SWM, 47 YO, likes basketball, movies, dining out, walks, quiet time at home and more. Looking for SWF, 35-48 YO, similar interests. Possible LTR. In Burlington area. 2133 men > women 30b >>
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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE men > women SEEKING A SWP, 30-42 YO. Do you like to hike, bike, cross-country ski, and snowshoe? If so, would you like to join me? Looking for a theater, sports, movie, and summer concert lover. Must be independent. Looking for friendship first. 2120 SWM 35 YO, LOOKING FOR LOVE. Never found it and worried I may never find it! ISO the right person in same boat, goodlooking, who loves movies, bike riding, kids, NASCAR. To you money doesn’t matter. NS/ND/NA. 2116
60 + SWM ISO friendship and more. To share love of home, gardening, bicycling, etc. To travel to find a place in the sun, a financially secure snowbird in the Burlington area. Looking for a woman with similar securities and interests. 2603 CLOSE TO PLATTSBURGH, NY. She: 60 YO, he 59 YO ISO clean, bi-gay friend M or F 55-75 YO for discreet, clean friendship. ND/NS/NA. 2486 OLDER GUY, sane and non-hysterical with many interests seeks same for dating, possible LTR. I am in shape and look good. I live in the Plattsburgh area but can travel to Vermont and often do. All calls answered. 2468 RETIRED, BURLINGTON-area senior would like to give oral satisfaction to either sex. 2202
women > women GENTLE, KIND, RESPECTFUL, PGF looking for same and friendship, LTR. If you like gentle adventures, nature’s beauty, quiet times at home, laughter, animals and are happy with yourself but willing to grow emotionally and spiritually, around 40-50 YO, NS/ND, respond. 2496 32 YO, S/Latina/fem., ISO 23-37 YO, SF, adventure, intimate, fun. Sexy and passion. Are you up for it? Call. Burlington. 2352 SPRING IS IN the air. ISO women/lesbians of all ages. Join Vermont’s first Lesbian dating club. It’s free, fun and an easy way to connect. We are the w2w dating club. 2322
SOFT BUTCH SEEKING honest, independent femme. 29 YO, single mother, down to earth, enjoy hanging out with my dog and son, just chillin’ at home watching movies. Looking for someone grounded, independent and ready to take life by the horns. 2304
NOT READY FOR a ring, but I want more than a fling! No daddy, no bear, no twinks in their underwear. I just want a real guy. Mid 20’s, cute GWM seeks same in Burlington area, closeted OK. 2063
GF SEEKING woman for possible LTR. 4055 YO who are fit, healthy, emotionally “evolved.” Someone like myself who is colorful, informed, fun, creative, possessing depth and professional would fit the bill! No heavy drinkers, smokers, druggers bisexuals or overweights, please. 2144
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CREATIVE, AFFECTIONATE, homebody seeks feminine woman for slow-growing LTR. 39 YO, 5’11, artist/teacher, verbal, honest, playful, passionate, sensual, intelligent, family-oriented and financially secure. I love conversation, children, film theater, music, nature, community. NS/ND. 2110
VERY ORAL male alone in rural Addison County. Offers discreet relief and friendship to healthy guys who are biM or straight but open-minded. At your service? 2573 49 BIF ISO 30-55 YO BIF for erotic fun to include bi male at times, to watch, to learn, play and share. No pain, just pleasure for all. No games, all shapes and BBW welcome. 2488
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BI-CURIOUS M: Slim, sweet, sensual, kind, gentle, free spirit, open mind. Seeking a calm, comfortable, secure, mature, comely CU for a luscious, warm, delightfully pleasing experience. M/F CU only, please. 2411
GWM, 51 YO, 5’8, 150 lbs., HIV+ seeking another HIV+ GM or GM for friendship and fun. I am in the Burlington area. Give me a call. 2598
41 YO, bi-curious MAWM, attractive, nice body, well-endowed, very thick. ISO bi or bi-curious CU for oral exchange. F with nice tush and M with med. or small package A +. No active swingers or SMs. 2404
HOT, MUSCULAR, 32 YO seeks adorable hunk, 20s for mutual sexual fulfillment. I’m mostly top but like to bottom too. Have house and car if you don’t. Bi-curious guys welcome. Discretion assured. You won’t be disappointed. C’mon out and play! 2586 BIM ISO MEN who enjoy being pleased. I’m 5’5, 135 lbs., very submissive and discreet. I enjoy men who are well endowed, also enjoy photos of myself pleasing a man. Just be in shape, I’m single. 2585 34 YO, 5’6, 150 lbs, looking for hot sex. Oral, anal, I am mostly a top. Can host or travel. Let’s talk. 2492 LET’S GO skiing, hang out, watch NASCAR, ice fishing, hike with dogs. Very outgoing, quiet and easy going, 34 YO, SWM, ISO M, 30-50 YO + for fun, friendship and more? Killington area. 2329 GWM, SEEKING 20-45 YO, any race, M/S, who likes receiving oral. You: Clean, discreet, Washington, Lamoille, Franklin, will travel. Full description of yourself, what you enjoy. Phone, call back time, same day replay. JSC students very welcome. Call soon. 2200 GWM, YOUNG 50S, like Ph/JO and live Jo. Show it. Got lots of male videos, let’s watch together. Need to get rid of some flicks. Get a hold of me, horned up. Central VT. 2108
just friends THERE IS NO OPPOSITE to companionship. Nothing opposing you and me going to see James Taylor at Tanglewood. Have two tickets to the 8/21 show, willing to share cost of trip with open-minded JT fan. That is the modus operandi for the occasion for the lucky one: be there or be square! 2593 DWF, 47 YO, NS, seeks SWM sober hiking partner(s) for the warmer months. Those on a spiritual journey with positive energy to share required. A love of nature, books, music, good food and healthy lifestyle are all necessary ingredients. 2579 PLEASE BE MY FRIEND! Sell me your extra “ Great Big Sea “ ticket for sold out performance on 4/20. I waited too long. Help me! 2561 ISO PROFESSIONAL singles in their 30s who enjoy activities like hiking, camping, climbing, etc. Tired of the bar scene? Want to meet other singles with similar interests for free? I want to start a singles group. Interested? 2558 LOOKING FOR someone to train with for the VT City Marathon. I am 29 YO, M and am up to about 12 miles right now, but this is my first marathon. I’ll provide plenty of laughs. 2313
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I AM A BIF with a lover, help my husband find one, too. ISO, female, 30-50 YO, fit, NS. He is a handsome, sexy, successful, creative professional, 52 YO, 155 lbs., blue-eyed, sensitive, outdoorsman. A real catch. For fun/pleasure. 2231
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I AM A bi-curious, young 45 YO, F living in the Kingdom. I don’t mind a couples thing. I am clean, hard-working, attractive, have a great sense of humor. This would be a first for me. Discretion a must. 2074
40 YO STRAIGHT MACU ISO three staight men to join us in a bangfest. She is FF, 5’7, waist-length brown hair with pierced dd40 and shaven and smooth. No responses unanswered. 2581 HI, WE ARE a young married CU in our 20’s looking for a single F, or F/F CU for adventures in and out of the bedroom! This is our first ad so please be discreet! Will you be our first? 2575 LOOKING FOR TWO good men to fulfill my fantasy. Only 36 YO and younger please. 2501 SEXY, SENSUAL, CU looking for same to enjoy sexual encounters and explore with. Be adventurous as we will be. Into fun and excitement. We are in our 40s, but young. Let’s play. 2482 ATTRACTIVE AND FIT MAWCU with bi F looking for CU with bi F for fun. Race unimportant. Please be D/D-free, clean and height/weight proportionate. Both under 40 YO, looking for same. 2408 30 YO M, 23 YO BIF, looking for openminded males, females or CU to come over and have a really good time. She does it all. Please, 35 YO or younger. Nothing else matters. 2389 45 YO M looking for CU. Burlington area for threesomes and foursomes. Bi curious girlfriend wants to explore the interest with other CU but wants to see what’s available. Male bi-curious also. 2382 ATTRACTIVE CU, 30 YO, seeks hot singles and hot cu. She is 5’4, 110 lbs., blonde. He is 5’11, 170 lbs. and hung. Guys need to be hung to excite us. 420and wine-friendly. No first-timers. 2112
LOVELY 45 YO women seeking to reinvigorate the right 60+ man. Discreet, fun, happy, very sensual. Always wish you could? You just might be able to now. 2073 24 YO SWPF seeks clean, intelligent, strict PM to provide old-fashioned discipline, role-playing, perhaps more. Absolutely no married men. Possession of a woodshed and a thick leather belt a plus! Safe, sane, consensual a must. 2068
men seeking... HELP, HOUSE RENOVATION. This 50s widowed male ISO nudist-exhibitionist for some fun light inside work such as painting and cleaning. Either gender is welcome to reply. 2604 45 YO WMM looking for F or females to help me feel like a man again. To do the things she will not. D/D free. Must be discreet. 2565 NOT SEEKING A sugar mama at the moment. MABM 30 YO, ISO discreet and provocative encounters w/FF women 3045 YO. 2556 RETIRED, GOOD LOOKING, well hung, SM in 40’s looking for open-minded CU and women for pleasurable encounters and sexual journeys. Into pleasing. Will host or travel. 2554
BURLINGTON CU 30 YO/M, 23 YO/bi F looking for bi females to play in our area. Age/race/size unimportant. Both D/D-free and expect same. 2056
44 YO, ONE-TIME only bi male. I love sex and want more. You are 38-48 YO, slim build, smooth-bodied, well-endowed and want it as bad as me. Photograph me nude for Playgirl submission. 2392
women seeking...
SWM ISO fellow free-spirited nymphomaniacs! 20 to 40 YO, all welcome to give me a call and have some fun! 2339
22 YO BIF seeking hot CU, F or M 20-28 YO to please. I am a brunette, 5’7, 150 lbs. I love to party, D/D friendly and have an all around good time. 2582
BIMAM, 45 YO, 5’10, 200 lbs., seeks G/BiM or CU for hot, sexual encounters. Love oral, kissing and much more. One time or buds. Must be clean and discreet. Chittenden County area. 2332
I AM LOOKING for an open-minded, kinky guy, 18-35 YO, for fantasy fun. I want to watch my BF give oral to another man so I can punish him for being naughty. We can host. Leave description. 2296
SWM 39 YO, med. height/weight, ISO F(s) for no strings. See where it goes sort of thing. Submissive a +. Full-figured OK. 2324
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LOOKING FOR a VT made, rugged, hairychested carpenter type of man at my job site! Submit a bid, bring your tool belt and be ready to work up a sweat. Between Burlington and Middlebury. 2323 HOT MALE looking for dominant sexy woman to wear a strap-on and give it to me good and get what you want back. No strings, very discreet. Call me. 2317 MWM, 35 YO, looking for pleasantly plump or bigger women to please. Married, single, seeing someone? All calls answered, age, race, size not important. Call, you won’t be disappointed. 2312 CLASSY 34 YO man seeking to reinvigorate the right 50+ woman. Discreet, fun, happy, very sensual, safe. Thinking about it? You just might be able to now. 2291 40 YO WM, great personality, seeks females who would like only to have great sex. Discretion assured. DD-free. Age-size not important, personality is. 2284 SWM, 6’0, blonde hair, blue eyes, seeks 20-50 YO sexy woman, who needs a “Boy Toy” for massages, dinners, lots of joy and fun. I also cook and clean. Call now. I won’t be available long. 2230 44 YO M, discreet oral slave. Lookin’ to give long oral sessions. Lamoille County. Many fantasies and interests. What’s your pleasure? 2221 SWM, BLONDE, cute, in shape, great sense of humor, loves the outdoors, travel, romantic dinners, ISO single or married ladies. Must be in shape. Allow me to wine and dine you and maybe 69 you. My home is very discreet. 2212 BIWM, 33 YO, blonde, blue, in shape, cute bottom boy, nice butt, so I’ve been told, ISO young, cute, boy toy, in shape, loves to receive oral. I love to use both sets of my lips. Discreet, safe sex. 2211 WPM, 50’S, 6’1, 170 lbs., central VT. Financially secure, sugar-daddy status, seeks regular or casual and occasional arrangement over coming months with slim, hot, horny, young lady with liking for lingerie, for mutual benefits and wild pleasure. Willing to travel. 2209 DO YOU NEED to be degraded/humiliated? Dominant SM 30 YO seeks submissive SF, 18-30 YO for discreet, no-strings, oral/manual-only. Body/looks unimportant as long as clean and willing. No men, in any form, please. 2196 BIWM, 35 YO, looking for older gentleman 50 to 60 YO for fun times at your place. In great physical shape in all the right places. 2109
i spy I SPY Shaniqua goddess-like figure driving a red Subaru on I-89, 3/27. It appears that you have special powers of melting hearts as evident by the flying snowman pieces. Let’s get together. Give me a chance to melt yours. 2602 LOOKING FOR Chad R. custom person that does floors and drives a white van. Need closure or something. Please respond. Remember the picnic? 2599 COCONUT CREAM pie cutie, I spied you at Legal Seafood’s and fell in love with you for the 1000th time. Thanks for a wonderful bday Sweetie. xoxo 2594 YO SHOTTY, I’d like to sop you up with a biscuit. Nice yellow boots. Next time you’re by the dessert case say hi, I’ll buy you a creme Brulee! Your fav! Sexy pants you know who you are. 2591 KH, I used to go through your line. We talked when I came to earn my discount, but I haven’t seen you in a while. Let’s eat or drink! E 2589 UVM RESCUE T-shirt jogging by 5 p.m. 3/30 down Pearl towards the lake. Lovely, beautiful. I would like to run around with you! Are you in the mood for a spontaneous rescue? 2588 MANY MOONS AGO at the Monkey House, Intergalactice Tax: Piel de Toro, Albaiain, you had me at “8 year olds, dude?”. 2583
I SPY A hotty in my office. Happy Birthday to you Buttercup! I’m here when you are ready to celebrate! 2574 EASTERN DRAGON, 3/23: You: The beautiful blonde, eating rolls by the window. I was there for take out, you caught me staring. Should have introduced myself. 2571 I SPY A hot British techno babe elf (sounds so much better than geek). Farmer Troll just wanted to send some love your way in case you where looking. 2570 TO MY MOST beautiful sunflower. It has been a wonderful year together. The second time was the charm. Love from your tweaker! 2568 I SPY A guy in a black suv...I’ve tried the toothbrush, token and being direct. Our chances are 1 in 5. Let me be your 5th try. If you’d only open your heart and let me in. 2567 BARNES AND NOBLE CAFE, Sunday 3/26. You were with your son and had about 3 bags of books. You saw me smiling at you. I wish I would have introduced myself. 2566 VIKTOR, “LE NETTOYEUR”: Tu as la barbe le plus sexy que j’ai jamais vu dans ma vie, mais bientot je vais le raser! La femme Nikita. 2564 JAY FROM Red Square a few weeks ago, we had a great conversation, you called to hang out and left your number. I tried to call you but it was out of service?! Try me again. 2563
KEY WEST! Thank you to all of our wonderful friends who joined us in the Keys. The long journey was worth it and having all of you there made the day even more special. Cheers. Love, T&P. 2487
WASHBURN, denial goes deep. I miss you so much! I wish that the past could be changed. It can’t. Hopefully we will see what the future will hold...Love you forever...little bites. 2400
MIKE, NECTAR’S, I’m not sure if I hate you or if I like you, but I’d like to find out. How about giving an old friend’s baby sis something to smile about? 2485
CAMEL’S HUMP CREW! We were in a Suby, you were sporting snowshoes. You dug us out of a ditch, and we will be forever thankful. How can we ever repay you? 2398
STRANGE GIRL HERE, I almost sideswiped you! Black Kia? Bible in back window...ya that’s me. I missed my “bad drivers anonymous” meeting! Ha ha! Long day, glad you smiled, I was so tired! Wanna laugh again? 2483 YOU SAID I am too cute to convict. ME: The one who can’t take my eyes off of you. I needed you to know that your smile made my day and I hope to see you out of your workplace. 2481 DO I HAVE to see to spy? I spy the super easygoing decent driver looking west. Do you have to go in March? 2480 3/20, AT A WILLISTON skin care clinic. You: Long black coat, funky black boots and amazing red hair. Me: Injured. I’d love to chat with you again, perhaps discreetly over a drink! 2479 J AT THE GYM: I didn’t make the midnight deadline. Guess I won’t work out but maybe this will. Meet sometime and talk summer? 2478 V-DAY, PAPA FRANK’S: You: The girl by the window. I came in and sat at next table. Nice eyes. 2477
I SPY A much loved “vegan bike.” A very drunk and sexually confused boy stole it from you and left it at my house. I want you to have it back. P.S. Spencer, I have your passport. 2560
PALE BLUE EYES: Silly boy, thief of my heart, psycho soulmate. I hope there comes a day when you can take my hand, shout my name, offer sweet, soft kisses and run with me into the wild potential of us. 2475
I SPY MY Burlington-based international OnStar agent. You sound cute. Want to meet for a China cola when I’m back in the country? Spechy 2555
RETRONOME: To the petite brunette, I saw those blues eyes when you turned around to catch me watching you. Your gorgeous, nice tattoos! 2471
A WICKED HOT MILF walking my little boy down the street. You are my wife, my best friend and my link to the best friends a person could ask for. I love you... 2553
THURSDAY, 3/16, Monroe/George Streets. You stole a yellow toolbox from a green truck. Need the tools back. Not worth any money, but a wicked pain to replace. Bring ‘em back. No questions. 2470
I SPY A girl with home-cut hair. Shneuhhhh you’re amazing and I spy a girl next to her looking very beautiful indeed, but rather alarmed. Perhaps another hairdresser has miscut her curly brown hair? Who could I be? 2552 3/17, COLCHESTER: I was pumping gas next to you and your green wagon. I’m still thinking about you. Sorry I was on the phone. Would you and your cute little dog like to go for a walk? 2503 TAMMY, IT’S been over a year since I put my chair down next to you, but I miss you more than ever. Your partner, Robert. 2502 I-89, NORTHBOUND, 3/13, p.m., red MA car. You “flashed” me but I didn’t have a chance to wave. I spy you. Tag! You’re it. 2498 3/23: My precious hairy-limbed, curlytoed, fart smelly-faced stud, prancing in the mud amongst the shrubs. Tie me up, too? Q 2495 BPD TRAINING OFFICER, I’ve served you coffee at many locations. I want more then idle conversation and come hither looks. I met your son last weekend. You have one boy I have two. You know where to find me. Coffee? 2494 MONDAY 3/13: Downtown parking garage. You said you loved glass elevators and I agreed. Wish I hadn’t run out so quickly. Want to find more elevators to explore and then maybe grab some tea? 2493 YOUR SHIRT SAYS Buddha’s your brother, you have a tiny beard. She’s too shy to do anything but order coffee or a brownie from you, with brown curly hair and a guitar. Me, I’m just cupid with a red scarf. 2491 I SPY A pink Civic! Turning off of Main St., St. Patty’s Day, 10 p.m. Two beautiful girls having fun. Saw you two and was mesmerized! 2490 RORY FROM MILTON, we dated 16 times as kids, wondered how you’ve been? Me: JP. 2489
3/18 LKP at Rusty Nail. For the tall man in plaid shirt with two long-haired friends. Me: the girl in the beaded white shirt. You were too shy to talk to but smiled and danced together a lot. You’re cute. 2469 CHERRY’S STREET chakra can’t keep up with the rhythm of my heart when it beats for you. Happy 36th! 2466 I SPY WITH my monkey eyes the cutest stewardess, I mean flight attendant, this taxi driver has ever seen. I love and miss you so much. Thank you for being part of my life for the past eight months. 2465 DEAR ALASKA gymnastic Ortez, Dancing bears are not easily forgotten and are really quite missed. KIT. Love, Menke 2464 BARRE OPERA HOUSE on St. Patty’s Day. You: the kind, strong man who helped a blonde damsel in distress (out of the blue) to carry a box to the second floor. Your chivalry was much appreciated. Thank you! 2462 SLENDER GIRL with short brown hair wearing teal shirt eating lunch at the Waterman Cafe on 3/17, with two ladies. My friend and I think you’d be perfect to play Dora in our movie version of a web comic. Interested? 2461 CHRIS (MR. D): these past 3 years have been great and I hope that there will be many more. I love you and the realness that you bring to my life. To many more years enjoying each other’s company. 2460 PLANET FITNESS, 3/17, 6 a.m. You: Tall guy wearing white shorts and a gray shirt. Me: Working out on the elliptical by the wall with red hair. I see you every morning. Have you noticed me? 2417 BAVARIAN BEER MAID of Trow Hill. I ran into you at Ace’s SB. We had a mutual friend. After you get done with payroll I would like to meet with you again. 2405
“EYE” SPIED you at my work last month...You spied me at Metronome and served me Cape Cod... Meet me sometime when neither of us are working? 2395 3/10: E A VOLLEYBALL night. We played on the same team. You’re beautiful, outgoing and a great player. A tall and not so secret admirer wants to know you better. Please come back and play. 2383 MUDDY’S, 3/14. Me: blue shirt and laptop; moved from bench down to table. You: brown top, dark hair and glasses; slid over on bench, studied for 5 minutes, then split. Was the smile courtesy or interest? 2380 NECTAR’S 3/11: To the Jamaican goddess from Connecticut. We danced very close. The night went by too fast! A second chance? Dinner? Nectar’s next Saturday? You name it. You blew the mind of this mere mortal! Let’s do it again! 2374 WM, IN FRONT OF Spencers, Square Mall, winter hat, jacket, dark gray shirt, 03/12, Sunday, with friend. Passing by Gap. Me: Highlight, tan, Latina. We locked eyes. You: Handsome, unshaved, tall, smiling. Please answer. 2353 YOU: Attractive snow expert. Me: Eating an apple behind you in line. Wishing I’d given you a better smile, because I’m looking for a partner in crime. If you’d like to plot and scheme... 2351 NEW HAVEN MOBIL, 3/10. Exquisite blonde who didn’t get her sweetener right. We followed the same path into Burlington, later Ri Ra’s. What do you see when you look in the mirror? Does your inner happiness match your outer beauty? 2346
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I SPY on the cover of the 1/18 issue of 7 days, a lovely lovely with an enigmatic smile, peeking around an exquisite leg. Hope to see you again soon. 2341 BODY SHOP, Church St.: You: Tall, blonde man buying late family holiday gifts. I didn’t help you, but if you are single and willing, a beer or coffee sometime? 2327 STONE SOUP, Friday 1/20: My playfulness got the best of me when the words “you look better than my friend” tumbled out of my mouth. Interested in friendship? 2326 MEDITATION IN Montpelier: Katie, we met unofficially by the Buddha. I joked about compiling my shopping list whilst meditating. Meet me for coffee and good karma? 2315 MY BEST friend, I cherish every minute we spend together. I know we will only get happier and stronger together. I’m so proud of everything you’ve accomplished. You make me so happy. You have my heart forever and always. Muah 2308 I SPY in line in front of me with man and woman at Rob Thomas concert. Older woman with blonde hair, jeans, tan-colored, furry, knee-high boots over jeans, with beautiful Jennifer Lopez-esque booty. Me: Interested younger guy. 2303 YOU RIPPED up my friend in Brooks because he’ll never be on a sexy greeting card. I loved it. Did your coworker enjoy her 28th birthday? Can I see you again? 2301 3/06 MUDDY WATERS. You: Lovely lady with laptop seeking wi-fi connection. Me: Grad student in self-defeatism, I told you where the signal was the best and you disappeared from my periphery. Let me take you out, laptops uninvited... 2294 TO THE BEAUTIFUL and sweet girl who gave me the flavored toothpick at Nectar’s on Friday, 2/17. I’d love to hear from you. 2061
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NIGHT OWL WANTED – Howard Community Services, a division of The Howard Center,
is seeking a compassionate, creative, and dedicated person to provide AWAKE overnight coverage with a sweet 7-year-old boy in his Burlington home. This is a benefits-eligible 25hr/wk position. To learn more contact:
Sue Smithson, 652-2114 or email: Sues@HowardCenter.org
Montpelier Public Schools
ACCOUNTING ASSISTANT/ BOOKKEEPER Immediate opening for growth opportunity to work in a team-oriented school business ofďŹ ce. QualiďŹ ed candidates will be skilled in accounts receivable, payroll, accounting reports, and beneďŹ ts. Must be proficient in Excel and accounting software. School fund accounting experience a plus. Associate’s degree in accounting preferred. Position is full-time, year round. Competitive salary and great beneďŹ ts to include health, dental, vision, life insurance, and retirement. Must have excellent communication and organizational skills with attention to detail.
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EMPLOYMENT Criminal Court Advocate (40 hours/week with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence.The CCA works closely with the team at the shelter and at the State’s Attorney’s Office, provides support and advocacy for women when criminal charges against the abuser are involved, works with women in shelter and answers the hotline. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective, and knowledge of domestic and sexual violence. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor’s degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience. Send resume by 4/14/06 to:
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Clarina Howard Nichols Center PO Box 517, Morrisville, VT 05661. EOE
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HOUSING DEVELOPMENT STAFF HOUSING VERMONT, a nonprofit housing development corporation working statewide, is seeking applicants for a Developer in our Burlington office. Under the supervision of the Vice President for Development work with a 7-person development staff on a variety of affordable housing projects. Must be an independent worker with excellent people skills, the ability to manage multiple priorities and a commitment to providing good quality, affordable housing to Vermonters. Duties include, but are not limited to: site feasibility studies; procuring consultants and consultant reports; assist VPD with responding to funders’ requests; assist Project Managers with selecting and hiring professional consultants; and maintain and create common documents and files for development activities. One to three years in community development or housing project management is required. Experience with federal, state and local funding sources, and non-profit housing organizations is highly desired. Salary commensurate with experience. Send resumes and letter of interest to:
Nancy Owens, Vice President for Development HVT, 123 St. Paul Street, Burlington, VT 05401 by April 14th, 2006. Nancy@ hvt.org, HVT is an equal opportunity employer.
Respiratory, Radiology, Lab & Nursing April 10, 2006 • 3-7pm
Looking for a great place to work or to START an exciting career in these healthcare professions? Then come to our Open House! Tour our facility and talk to educators and healthcare professionals.
For more information, please call 866 • 213 • 5934, ext. 3668. 160 Allen Street, Rutland, VT 05701
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The Baird Center for Children and Families A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services
PROGRAM INTERVENTIONIST
Provide 1:1 support to children who are experiencing severe emotional and behavioral challenges. These therapeutic services focus on assisting children in developing adaptive skills necessary to remain in their home, school, and community settings. Applicants must possess good therapeutic and rapport-building skills, be a teamoriented participant, and be a positive advocate for the children and families they serve. BA required. Valid VT driver’s license, and auto insurance required. 19/hours/week; afternoons and evenings. Extensive training, benefits. Submit resume to Tracie Carlson, The Baird Center, 1138 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401.
INTENSIVE RESPITE PROVIDER
Offer flexible emergency respite to children and their families needing immediate crisis stabilization. This is a unique opportunity to be part of a team who will provide rapid, individualized home-based assessment, stabilization and family support at the onset of a crisis. On-call schedule, stipend plus hourly rate, must have experience with children with severe behavioral/emotional difficulties, early childhood experience helpful. Call 652-2178 to learn more or send resume to: The Baird Center, 1138 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401. Attn: Aimee Upchurch.
ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT for the Master of Arts in Teaching English as a Second Language (MATESL) Program School of International Studies Applications are invited for Administrative Assistant for the MATESL Program in the School of International Studies. This position provides a wide range of administrative services for the Director, faculty and graduate students. Responsibilities include performing a range of administrative duties for faculty, staff and students. Qualified candidates will be able to handle a wide variety of responsibilities in this culturally diverse office that will require use of the Microsoft Office Suite, general office knowledge, outstanding communication skills and a high level of customer service skills. Familiarity with the DATATEL system desirable. Some familiarity with F-1 immigration regulations and the SEVIS system a plus but not required. Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate teaching and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community. High school diploma plus some post-secondary education, work experience, or specialized training preferred. Send a letter of application and resume to:
School of International Studies c/o Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College One Winooski Park, Colchester, VT 05439. Review of applications will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled.
RESPITE PROVIDER
Provide youth and their families ongoing support and a much-needed break from the intensity of their day-to-day issues. Part-time flexible positions available up to 19 hours weekly. Afternoons, evenings and weekends. • •
Be matched with a family and work a consistent schedule over the course of one year Be available by pager designated shifts during the month to offer immediate respite to families in crisis
Must possess good therapeutic and rapport-building skills; experience with children struggling with emotional & behavioral challenges. Vehicle required. Hourly rate plus expense/travel reimbursement. Send resume to Aimee Upchurch, The Baird Center, 1138 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401.
UNIQUE AND EXCITINGMENTAL HEALTH CLINICIAN OPPORTUNITY
Newly created mental health position, located at the Milton Family Practice, a division of Fletcher Allen Health Care. The position is a joint hire between The Baird Center for Children and Families and Fletcher Allen Health Care. This position incorporates clinical assessments, short-term follow-up services, collaboration with medical staff at Milton Family Practice and external professionals. Exciting possibilities to help shape the position and have input into position needs and direction. Position requires a Master’s in social work, psychology, or related field and experience with children, adolescents, and families. Licensed or License Eligible preferred. A familiarity with mental health resources and the ability to work both collaboratively and independently, a must. Reliable transportation required. Send resume and cover letter, to: Michelle Fane, The Baird Center for Children and Families, 1138 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401.
The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org for a full listing of open positions.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Northeastern Family Institute
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ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center, on the beautiful Burlington Waterfront, seeks an entryRESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS – Burlington Work with a talented team in a fast-paced environment in our Hospital Diversion Program that level team player to help market our world-class attraction with assists youth in acute psychiatric crisis. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, its mission to inspire Basin and global stewardship. Position daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assisting in Treatment and Discharge Planning. to place anreports ad? directly to Senior Marketing & Communications FULL-TIME position W/ BENEFITS. FAX resume to 802-658-0216, ATTN: Need Anne Peterson or email AnnePeterson@nafi.com Manager, and will participate in eclectic assignments ranging Call Michelle Brown COMMUNITY SKILLS WORKER – St. Albans from writing & pitching stories to the media to orchestrating St Albans CAP - Community Alternatives Program is looking for a skilled communicator 8 6to join 5 - 1 0 mascot 2 0 appearances x 2 1 to coordinating & inputting marketing our talented team of mental health professionals. Our clients need YOU if you can: • Work from a strength-based approach • Be able to set clear limits surveys. • Provide respectful role modeling • Enjoy and share activities with youth (in their home or in the community) Need to place an employment ad? Call Michelle • Become a resourceful component of our Therapeutic CSW TeamBrown 865-1020 x 21 e work m awith i children l m with i cemotional/behavioral h e l l e @ challenges s e v desired. e n dBachelor’s a y s degree v t in. c o m Previous related field preferred. FULL-TIME position W/ BENEFITS. FAX resume to: 802-658-0216, ATTN: Casey Crabb or email CaseyCrabb@nafi.com.
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ASSISTANT DIRECTOR OF ADMISSION Applications are being invited for the position of Assistant Director of Admission. The responsibilities include carrying out various recruitment activities, interviewing of prospective students and application review. Other duties may include planning and execution of on-campus programs, marketing research and other tasks as assigned. At certain times of the year extensive travel and night/weekend work may be required in addition to the regular workweek. The position requires a person with a number of varied talents including strong written and oral communication skills, excellent organizational ability, a sense of humor, lots of energy, the ability to work on a team and an engaging personality. Particular attention will be given to writing ability and previous communications experience. Writing samples will be requested of all candidates interviewed. Candidates should also have knowledge of such computer applications as Word, Excel and publishing software and experience with new technology. Applicants should demonstrate a commitment to undergraduate teaching and be supportive of the mission of this Catholic, residential, liberal arts college. Saint Michael’s College is an equal opportunity employer, committed to fostering diversity in its faculty, staff, and student body, and encourages applications from the entire spectrum of a diverse community. Applicants should have a Bachelor’s degree and 2-3 years previous admission or other higher education experience or a Master’s degree and appropriate experience. Compelling applicants with a B.A. and less experience will be considered for an admission counselor position. A valid driver’s license and clean driving record is also required. For consideration, please send a resume, three letters of reference and any additional supporting materials to:
Office of Human Resources, Saint Michael’s College One Winooski Park, Colchester, Vermont 05439. The deadline for applications is April 21, 2006.
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HEAD CHEF POSITION AVAILABLE. Must be experienced, creative, and responsible for a full-time position at a Chittenden County fine dining restaurant. Fax resumes in confidence to 775-890-4021. Also looking for a
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Client Services Coordinator Resolution, Inc., an e-commerce customer care and fulfillment services company, is looking for a high energy and flexible professional to provide high quality support to our Client Services Team. Position specializes in spot buy sales and requires exceptional communication, organizational, and sales skills. Individual will help coordinate and manage media price quotes, sales, manufacturing and delivery, as well as assist with day-to-day responsibilities of fulfillment clients. Must be able to multitask in a fast-paced environment and possess excellent administrative and intercommunication skills. Bachelor’s degree and experience in a customer service field required. Flexibility, time management skills, and ability to work as a team player essential. Resolution offers competitive salary and a full benefit package. Please send cover letter/resume to:
Work closely with faculty to convert course content to WebCT format for online teaching, including HTML conversion, animations, graphical media, and video to create and update online courses. Must be motivated, enjoy team work, and have excellent customer service, communication, problem solving, and organization skills with the ability to learn new applications rapidly and independently. Experience with Javascript and DHTML with server side scripting and GUI web development tools (Macromedia Dreamweaver) required. BS/BA degree in related field, 2+ years experience in commercial web development in an educational setting with technical support to trainers, curriculum developers or faculty desired. WebCT or Blackboard experience preferred. Visit www.champlain.edu/hr for more information. Send cover letter, resume and references to:
Human Resources, Champlain College PO Box 670, Burlington, Vermont 05402-0670 or hr@champlain.edu. Fax to: 802-860-2772. EOE
Resolution, Inc., Attn: Director of Client Services 19 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT 05403 jobs@resodirect.com. No phone calls, please.
The Lure of Chocolate For many decades, Barry Callebaut, one of the world’s largest manufacturers of high quality cocoa and chocolate products, has been the heart and engine of the chocolate and confectionery industry. Top quality and service is what it is all about. With 33 production sites spread over 15 countries, Barry Callebaut’s 9,000 team members are the main source of further growth. If customer focus, passion, entrepreneurship, team spirit & integrity are the values that you seek to attain, please apply to Barry Callebaut.
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HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR Caring, self-directed individual needed to work in a residential setting with adults who are considered to have mental illness and/or substance use disorders. Total of 8 hours flexibly split between Saturday and Sunday each week. Send resumes to Elaine Soto at HCHS, 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or email ElaineS@howardcenter.org.
SUBSTITUTE RESIDENTIAL WORKER - ON-THE-JOB TRAINING If you are responsible and compassionate we need you to work in our residential program with adults who are considered to have mental illness and substance use disorders. Hours are flexible - day, evening, sleep and awake overnights. Students and individuals with some nurse’s aid training are encouraged to apply. Contact Lis Mickenberg at address below.
AWAKE OVERNIGHT RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS Individuals needed for residential programs for adults who have major mental illness and/or substance use disorders. Excellent benefits. BA/BS in related field required. Familiarity with behavioral treatment plans preferred. Send resumes to address below. FULL-TIME AND PART-TIME POSITIONS AVAILABLE.
RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR Self-directed energetic individual needed to work in a residential program serving adults who are considered to have a mental illness and/or substance use disorder. Staff assists residents to learn skills to live independently. Fulltime with excellent benefits and a BA required. Related human service experience preferred. Resumes to: Lis Mickenberg at address below.
Lis Mickenberg HCHS 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 or LisM@howardcenter.org. www.howardcenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES METHADONE CLINIC NURSE
The Chittenden Center is seeking a permanent part-time methadone nurse. Primary job responsibilities will include administration of methadone and/or buprenorphine to patients in accordance with required schedule. Use computerbased automated methadone dispensing and clinical management system to correctly identify each patient and prepare each patient’s medication as ordered. Conduct patient education of safe methadone practice, harm reduction and general health issues relevant to individuals with opiate addiction and/or other substance abuse problems. Administer vaccines, and administer and interpret results of tuberculosis (PPD) screening and facilitate proper follow-up as needed. RN or LPN required. Benefits eligible. Fun, positive and supportive working environment. Please send resume and cover letter to: Robin Sherman, Nurse Manager, The Chittenden Center, 1 South Prospect Street RM 1420, Burlington, VT 05401. www.howardcenter.org Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY
Zutano, Inc., a fun, exciting and growing children’s apparel business located in central Vermont, is in need of filling the following positions:
RETAIL SALES ASSOCIATES (Full-time & Part-time) Motivated self-starters with preferred previous fashion retail experience are needed to work in our charming Outlet Store in Montpelier. We are looking for individuals who have an eye for fashion and a love for children. Must be hands-on, well organized and reliable. Must be able to work during the week and some weekends. This position offers a competitive wage based upon experience. We offer an excellent benefits package for all full-time positions, which includes 401K; profit sharing and company-paid health insurance. We also pay a competitive wage based upon experience. If you are interested in joining our team, SEND A LETTER OF INTEREST AND/OR RESUME to:
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RemembeR why you chose a caReeR in nuRsing? As an RN you face a multitude of career choices. In searching for the best fit for your needs, why not try a small, community hospital, which provides top-notch care in a congenial environment? Porter Medical Center in Middlebury is looking to fill several key nursing positions in order to maintain our high level of care while keeping our current staff content: RNs/Med/Surg: Two full-time evening shift positions. One position requires charge experience. RN/OB: Full or part-time position with evening/night shift rotation. OB experience preferred but will train the right candidate. RN/SCU: Full-time position with 12-hour shifts. Per Diem RNs: Per diem positions available in all nursing areas. Porter Hospital offers a competitive salary and benefits package. Shift differentials are: evening shift: $3.00/hour, night shift: $4.00/hour, weekends: $2.00/hour. Please submit your resume to:
Human Resources, Porter Hospital 115 Porter Drive, Middlebury, VT 05753 Phone: 802-388-4780, Fax: 802-388-8899 or email: ewillis@portermedical.org. Check out our latest listings at: www.portermedical.org.
DIRECTOR OF ENROLLMENT & STUDENT SERVICES Burlington College, a progressive liberal arts college emphasizing individualized education and community involvement, is seeking a Director of Enrollment & Student Services. The Director will be responsible for implementing enrollment management principles in the admissions and student services areas, expanding outreach and recruitment efforts, and achieving significant growth in student enrollment. This position reports directly to the President and will participate in strategic planning. The successful candidate will have a demonstrated knowledge of enrollment management practices, admissions experience, and a commitment to student services. S/he will head a two-person office in this college of 200 students, will administer student housing and non-academic judicial procedures, will design and implement student-centered policies and procedures, and coordinate services in compliance with the ADA. This position will work with the Student Association and act as a liaison with various sectors of the Burlington community. Minimum requirements include a Master’s degree in a related field, experience with enrollment management principles and institutional reporting. Experience working with students in a post-secondary school environment and administering residential services preferred. Familiarity with community and regional resources, excellent oral and written communications skills and computer applications required. EOE. For more information please contact:
Jack Austin, Human Resources Coordinator Burlington College, 95 North Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 Phone: 802-862-9616; Email: jaustin@burlcol.edu
Adjunct Instructors - Summer 2006 DRÂŽ Power Equipment, a national direct marketer of outdoor power equipment, is looking for motivated individuals to fill the following positions:
Seasonal Customer Service Professional Handle high volume of inbound customer calls, efficiently evaluate and resolve all customer inquiries relating to products, billing, shipping and procedures. Ability to work closely with other departments, prioritize and organize daily follow-ups for timely resolution for customers. Available to work days, evenings and some weekends.
Seasonal Sales Professional Customer and results oriented professional to work in our inbound call center. Must enjoy selling and be comfortable on the computer. Job offers $12 per hour plus commissions.
Seasonal Traffic Clerk Specialize in day-to-day CS and Sales traffic troubleshooting, coordinate customer returns, call tags, damage claims and administrative duties pertaining to outbound shipping orders. Good computer skills, experience in Excel, small parcel and LTL shipping. Please apply in person at our Factory Store on Meigs Road in Vergennes, or send, email or fax your resume and letter of interest to: DRŽ POWER EQUIPMENT PO Box 240, HR Dept. SD332, Vergennes, VT 05491 Fax 802-877-1229 • Job Hotline 802-877-1235 jobs@DRpower.com DRŽ Power Equipment is an Equal Opportunity Employer.
Instructors needed to teach the following courses. Master’s degree in field required; Ph.D. and prior teaching experience preferred. Course descriptions can be found at www.champlain.edu. • Business Law (July – August) • Introductory Marketing (M/W, 9:30 a.m. – 12:55 p.m. 6/5 – 7/14) • Advertising (T/Th, 2:00 – 5:25 p.m. 6/5 – 7/14) • International Marketing (July – August) • Audio Production (M/W, 9:30 a.m. – 12:55 p.m. 6/5 – 7/14)
Linux Script Course Developer
Develop class to include BASH, PERL and TCL scripts. The intention is for the developer to teach the course in Fall 2006. Open until positions are filled. Send cover letter (with reference to course name), resume, and references to:
Human Resources, Champlain College PO Box 670, Burlington, Vermont 05402-0670 or hr@champlain.edu. Fax to: 802-860-2772. EOE
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Lang House on Main Street Positions Available
Clinical Social Worker: Clinician will provide therapeutic services to young women in a residential treatment setting. Minimum of Master’s degree in mental health field required; experience working with adolescents and flexibility a must.
Breakfast Chef: Manage all aspects of planning and preparing inventive and nutritious breakfast fare for 11-room bed-and-breakfast inn guests. Possibility of a rent-free room in inn for right candidate. Must have prior cooking experience.
Childcare Substitute: Substitute will collaborate with other teachers to enhance and enrich the days of children ages 2 weeks to 3 years in a cooperative team environment. Experience working with young children needed.
Front Desk Attendant: 10-20 hrs/week, 3-10 p.m. shifts. Excellent phone, computer, sales, and interpersonal skills are essential.
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Breakfast Service:10-20 hrs/week, shifts are 7-11 a.m. Energetic, friendly and organized individuals are needed to work in kitchen and dining room.
Jamie Tourangeau, Human Resources 76 Glen Road, Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-861-6460
Housekeepers: 10-20 hrs/week, shifts are 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Prior cleaning experience is a plus but not required. High-energy, friendly and meticulous individuals are sought.
Stop by 360 Main Street 10( a.m. - 2 p.m.) to fill out an application.
The Baird Center for Children and Families The Jean Garvin School
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Caring Hearts and Healing Hands
The Jean Garvin School seeks a school social worker for grades 7-10. Minimum qualifications include: Master’s degree in social work or a related field, licensure preferred, experience working with adolescents and families, experience leading groups. Successful candidates will have demonstrated good communication skills, ability to work as part of a team, creativity and flexibility in thinking/problem-solving, a great sense of humor and desire to work with unique, talented, expressive and fun adolescents and their families.
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Have you cared for a friend or family member during their illness or injury? Have you helped a parent or grandparent through a difficult time or brought groceries to an elderly neighbor? The Visiting Nurse Association is seeking Care Providers with this type of experience or with an interest in helping others to care for our clients. Work one-on-one in client’s homes in the greater Burlington area. Help with house cleaning, cooking, running errands, personal hygiene care and, of course, companionship. Work flexible hours that fit your schedule in the morning, afternoon, evening, awake overnight or weekends. A high school diploma (or GED), a valid driver’s license and vehicle, as well as the ability to lift 50 lbs. are all required.
For more information, please call Cathy at (802) 860-4450. EOE.
The Jean Garvin School seeks a science teacher for grades 7-10. Minimum qualifications include: current licensure, and the willingness and ability to accommodate a wide range of academic levels. Successful candidates will have demonstrated skills in behavior management and understanding the needs of EBD students. In addition, they will have strong interpersonal and collaboration skills, have a curious and flexible personality, and be a good role model. Please send a resume with three references by May 1, 2006 to:
Lisa Bilowith at the Jean Garvin School 94 Harvest Lane, Suite 203 Williston, VT 05495. EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. Visit our website at www.howardcenter.org for a full listing of open positions.
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ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT (Part-time) Learning Innovations at WestEd in Williston, VT seeks an experienced, highly competent, Administrative Assistant for a dynamic, busy, educational, non–profit setting. Responsibilities include, providing high level administrative and secretarial support, coordinating, planning and attending meetings/conference/events with some out of state travel, composing letters and other documents, updating and maintaining online registration using HTML, synthesizing research and materials from the web, using a Dictaphone to transcribe notes, take meeting minutes electronically. Requires Bachelor’s degree, 3-5 years experience, excellent interpersonal, organizational and communication skills along with ability to prioritize and manage multiple tasks. Must be proficient in all Microsoft Office programs including PowerPoint, on PC and MAC, with typing speed of 70 WPM. Ability to use Photoshop, Quark and Illustrator desired. Position located in Williston, VT. We offer a competitive salary; supportive and challenging work environment and excellent benefits.
Apply online at: www.WestEd.org or send resume to: Learning Innovations at WestEd, 20 Winter Sport Lane, Williston, VT 05495. Fax (802) 951-8222. EOE/AA.
MARKETING COORDINATOR — PART-TIME Freeman French Freeman, Inc., is looking for a team player with 5-10 years of marketing experience to gather and track leads, create proposals and presentations, design marketing materials, and maintain a public relations program. The ideal candidate will be proficient with MS Office, PhotoShop, and PageMaker (or equivalent program). A background with architecture/construction is preferred. FFF offers a competitive compensation and benefits package. We support professional development for each employee and provide a fun team environment. Our firm designs for both the public and private sectors and completes projects for various industries including resort, health care, commercial/ office, higher education, advanced technology, secondary education, housing, and interior design. Please direct questions and send resumes to:
info@fffinc.com or visit our website for additional information about our firm. www.fffinc.com.
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EMPLOYMENT front desk staff
Communications Supervisor DHMC is seeking technically savvy candidates with solid leadership/supervisory skills to act as Communications Supervisor. This position offers the opportunity for the right candidate to work in a diverse call center environment using the latest telephone and computer technology. You will be central to the support and development of one of the largest private radio paging systems in New England. You will also manage and direct the front line support for DHMC patients to insure that their needs and those of our physicians are met.
Experienced line cook, servers and weekly dishwasher needed at the Old Brick Cafe in Williston village.
Health and fitness center in downtown Burlington is seeking front desk staff. Evenings and weekends available.
Call for more details:
Call 865-2226
802-872-9599
or stop by for an application: One Main St., Burlington.
A complete job description as well as an online application is available on our website. AA/EEO.
www.dhmc.org HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES
One Medical Center Drive
Lebanon, NH 03756
COMMUNITY SUPPORT CLINICIAN:
Don’t miss the boat! SAIL AWAY WITH US TO
Northeastern Family Institute
Bringing Vermont Children, Families & Communities Together
Cornerstone School Northeastern Family Institute, a private, nonprofit mental health organization, has an opening for their day treatment school in St. Johnsbury. INSTRUCTIONAL ASSISTANT Innovative and motivated individual to work in a one-to-one situation with a middle school student within a day treatment setting. Associate’s degree required. Please send letter of interest with resume to:
Hawaii!
Dishwashers Housekeepers Laundry Attendants Pastry Cooks Teppanyaki Cooks
Also hiring other shipboard positions that require hotel/restaurant experience. All positions require U.S. citizency or permanent residency.
SEE HCHS WEBSITE FOR DETAILS: http://www.howardcenter.org/Jobs Please submit resumes to: Thomas Paquette, LICSW Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401
Hospitality or Restaurant Experience a Must
Jump on board! To schedule a personal interview, email your resume to
Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY
shipboardemployment@ncl.com SHIP'S REGISTRY: UNITED STATES OF AMERICA © 2006 NCL CORPORATION LTD.
Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multidisciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. This is not an entry-level position.
EOE
Education Director, Cornerstone School 510 Portland Street, St. Johnsbury, VT 05819. Closing date: Until position is filled. EOE.
Web Production Coordinator
Happiness is not so much in having as sharing. -Norman MacEwan
Residential Opportunities Open your home to a person with a developmental disability. Generous compensation, training, handicap alteration to the home, and ongoing supervision is provided. Various situations available. Contact Al Frugoli for further information: afrugoli@cvsvt.org or 655-0511 x108.
Community Inclusion Facilitators CVS is seeking dynamic and energetic people to provide one-on-one inclusion supports to a variety of individuals with developmental disabilities. Work with a team of professionals assisting individuals to reach goals and realize dreams. We are currently offering three, fully benefited positions: • 19.5 hours per week, Monday through Thursday • 20 hours per week, Monday through Thursday • 30 hours per week, Monday through Friday If you are interested in joining our diverse team, please submit a letter of interest and resume to: Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@cvsvt.org.
Champlain Vocational Services 512 Troy Avenue, Colchester, VT 05446 (802) 655-0511 Fax: (802) 655-5207 E.O.E.
Be an integral part of the team that launches and markets online stores for Resolution’s media-rich clients. Resolution Inc., one of the country’s leading fulfillment providers to media-rich companies like A&E, CBS & Food Network, is looking for a dynamic Web Production Coordinator. This individual is responsible for managing ecommerce site launch schedules, implementing new items and promotions in online stores, assisting with web analytics to measure performance, and providing valuable feedback regarding new features to our ecommerce sites. Candidates should possess the following skills and experience: • Excellent oral and written communications skills; a Bachelor’s degree or higher required. • Commitment to quality and attention to detail • Excellent organizational skills • Experience with project management desired but not required • Ability to learn new things quickly; interest in mastery of big concepts as well as the smaller details • Pride and personal accountability for work product, especially regarding site look and content • Team attitude • Some technical experience relating to website production highly desirable • HTML experience highly desired Resolution offers competitive salary and a full benefits package. Please send cover letter/resume to:
Resolution, Inc. 19 Gregory Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 jobs@resodirect.com No phone calls, please.
OPPORTUNITIES at
Topnotch Resort and Spa, Vermont’s only Preferred Hotel and Resort, has immediate openings for the following positions:
• Retail Manager • Retail Agents • Salon Manager • Hair Stylist • Maintenance Helper • Maintenance Technicians • Massage Supervisor
Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health-club access, discounted ski passes, and tuition reimbursement. Please contact the HR department at 802-253-6420 or visit our website at www.topnotchresort.com.
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT LOOKING FOR TOP-NOTCH, DEDICATED, PROFESSIONAL, Experienced Cooks for p.m. hot and cold line, and for morning pastry production. FT/PT experience is required, but attitude, responsibility and passion for learning are most important.
Call 434-8686
or send resume to: steve@thekitchentablebistro.com.
VMC DATA AND WEB MANAGER Department of Forests, Parks, and Recreation The Vermont Monitoring Cooperative (VMC) is seeking a computer-savvy person to lead the management and distribution of ecological information and help develop our new, dynamic, data-driven web content. VMC is a joint state, university, and federal partnership that coordinates research and monitoring of forest and ecosystem health. You will manage complex research databases, develop the VMC website, archive and analyze data, and perform technical troubleshooting. Requires outstanding computer and communication skills, as well as the ability to quickly gain new skills and undertake a wide variety of projects. Prefer a scientific and/or natural resources background. For more information about VMC, please visit: http://sal.snr.uvm.edu/vmc. To apply, please visit:
www.vtstatejobs.info. Full-time position. Application Deadline: 4/19/06. Job located in Essex Junction
Ofce Manager & Bookkeeper: Seeking experienced person 4-5 days/wk. Will consider splitting position. Send letter and resume to:
Preservation Trust, 104 Church St. Burlington, VT 05401.
Pet Groomer/Bather
Busy grooming shop looking for full/part-time help. Some experience necessary. Person must have some initiative and be reliable. Willing to train the right person. Call Cindy 802-654-7118 (days), 802-879-9336 (evenings).
Maple Leaf Farm FROM ADDICTION TO RECOVERY Our Primary Care Unit is expanding with additional nursing and physician hours. RN/LPN Day & night Full & PT positions PT weekend support/clerical staff Explore opportunities to learn and grow professionally in the specialty area of addiction and co-occurring disorders. Excellent pay and benefits. Come grow with us. Mail or fax resumes to: Maple Leaf Farm 10 Maple Leaf Road Underhill, VT 05489 email: info@mapleleaf.org 802-899-2911 • Fax 802-899-9965
Get paid to build a biking and walking culture in greater Burlington! Meet new folks in a fun, fast-paced environment. Both positions have opportunity for growth.
PROJECT ASSISTANT
Half-time, year-round project assistant needed to support various activities. Assistant will organize events, help program directors, process memberships, etc. Outgoing self-starter with solid organization and computer skills a must. Great opportunity for bike/walk/trails enthusiast to gain experience and grow with job. Approx 20 hours/week. $9-10/hr.
TRAILSIDE CENTER MANAGER & STAFFERS
Outgoing seasonal staff needed to operate our Trailside Center this season (May–Oct). Staff operates the retail area, rents bikes & blades, provides trail advice, and assists with other projects. Located directly on the Burl. Bike Path, the Trailside Center is a fun, fast-paced place to work. $9-10+/hr (depending on exp.) with performance bonus. 25-40 hrs/wk. Some weekends required. Strong communication skills a must. Retail experience and area trail knowledge strongly preferred. Send cover letter and resume to:
chapin@localmotion.org or mail to: Local Motion, 1 Steele St. #103, Burl. VT 05401 EOE. Deadline 4/15/06.
THE CENTER FOR COUNSELING AND PSYCHOLOGICAL SERVICES
WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H
COMMUNITY-BASED CASE MANAGER
IMMEDIATE OPENING:
PROGRAM COORDINATOR
Seeking a recovery-oriented mental health clinician to provide case management services to persons with serious mental illness. This is an outreach-based position that includes counseling, service coordination, skills teaching, and advocacy. We are interested in hiring a client-centered, enthusiastic clinician with a good sense of humor and an interest in working with women with trauma issues. Bachelor’s or Master’s degree in related field with a minimum of one-year experience working with persons with mental illness. Supervision toward mental health licensure provided.
Rutland/Addison RSVP, Foster Grandparent Program and The
NURSE RESEARCHER/CLINICIAN
education partners, health care partners, art partners and human
Nurse researcher/clinician needed to direct project assessing the impact of education-based nursing case management on long-term outcomes for clients with chronic illness. Project protocols, basic structure and excellent agency reputation already in place.
in document applications, spreadsheets and database programs.
Solid knowledge of diabetes and current standards of care are essential, as are excellent communication and organizational skills. Ability to work well with all members of multi-provider health care team, coordinate care and use basic computer skills required. Successful candidate must be able to work independently and apply strong medical-surgical skills in clinical practice. Work hours are flexible. This is a part-time position, which could be combined with other work for additional hours if needed. Current Vermont RN license required. MS or MSN preferred.
WCMHS, Personnel PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact: (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 personnel@wcmhs.org • www.wcmhs.org EOE
Volunteer Connection, Middlebury Office, 282 Boardman St. (Community Services Building), Middlebury, VT. Part-time, 30 hours per week. The successful candidate should have demonstrated ability to work with seniors and volunteers of all ages in a nonprofit community service organization. The position requires a person who can establish and network with local service providers in all areas of human service including service partners. The ideal candidate should be computer-proficient Must have a valid driver’s license, as some local travel is necessary. Duties include managing the daily operation of the Addison County RSVP/FGP/Volunteer Connection programs, recruiting and managing a large volunteer pool, developing and implementing programs that respond to community needs in collaboration with other Addison County service providers, financial management and record keeping, grant preparation skills, public relations and presentation activities. Send resumes to:
Human Resources Dept. EOE. Rutland Area Community Programs 78 South Main St., Rutland, VT 05701 or contact Nan Hart by calling 802-775-8220 for more details.
Sales and Administration Grannis Galler y, Fine Jewelr y believes that enthusiasm, integrity, creativity and exceptional customer service are vital to success. Available position is for 35-40 hours a week and includes weekends. Candidate should be willing, a positive thinker, organized, a team player, computer literate and interested in working with a dynamic team. We are looking for someone to perform the following tasks: • Sales • Answer phones • Data entry • Shipping • Filing • Correspondence We offer: • A competitive wage • A competitive benefit package • A respected, quality-focused team • All the training you will need to be successful with us If you are interested in a challenging and fulfilling career, an outstanding team to work with and an exciting place to grow, working for a successful and highly respected Church Street Marketplace business we invite you to apply in person at:
Grannis Gallery 170 Bank Street Burlington, VT 05401.
employment@sevendaysvt.com | SEVEN DAYS | april 5-12, 2006 | 7D Classifieds 41B
EMPLOYMENT
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Creative Landscaping, Inc. Design/Build Company
Waterbury, $10.50/hr. 2nd shift 3:30 pm-12 am Monday-Friday.
Landscapers needed. • Landscape construction/stonework • Planting crew • Garden Center Staff Full- and part-time positions.
Call Natalie at 862-6500.
Please call 802-899-8900 or email to: creativeland@adelphia.net
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Immediate Waitstaff Openings!!! We are seeking waitstaff to provide professional and friendly service to patrons in our high volume restaurant. Prior experience is helpful. We offer employee meals, discounts, benefits and the use of an indoor/outdoor pool.The Windjammer is a local favorite that specializes in steak and seafood.
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Fax: 802-651-0640 Email: selena@windjammergroup.com
Site Coordinator The Domestic Abuse Education Project is seeking a fulltime Site Coordinator for our Burlington office. Primary duties include recruiting, training, and supervising full and part-time group facilitators, coordinating the delivery of educational groups for men who batter, and collaborating with the Department of Corrections and other agencies in the coordinated community response to domestic violence. Candidates should possess a Bachelor’s degree in social work or a related field and have at least three years experience working in the domestic violence field. Send cover letter and resume (attn BH) by April 26, to:
DAEP Education Project Spectrum/DAEP 31 Elmwood Ave. Burlington, VT 05401
EOE
basicEparts Great little company ‌Growing‌
We are wholesale distributors of Electronic Components located in Charlotte. With over 26 years of experience in the industry, we have a solid foundation that we continue to build on. We are looking for energetic, self-motivated individuals with a passion for excellence to join us.
PURCHASING ASSISTANT Requirements • 3 years experience in similar position • Computer Literate including: Excel and Word • Effective communicator • Good negotiating skills • Organized and good with detail Monday-Friday, 8:30 to 5:30 essential IMMEDIATE VACANCY Please, don’t respond if you do not have the above prerequisites.
To schedule an immediate interview call 425-5800 for appointment to interview www.basiceparts.com
New 2006 Pay Scale Seeking dynamic motivated individuals to join our team as:
P/T & F/T Front Desk Agents, Concierge, Reservationist Gardening Assistant - FT/PT Seasonal. Positions require hard-working, energetic team players. Able to lift up to 50lbs., safely. Gardening Assistant must love the outdoors be able to safely use gardening tools & equipment. email: frana@vtculinaryresort.com Fax: 802-764-1494 Write: HR Department 70 Essex Way, Essex, VT 05452
The Inn at Essex is an EOE employer.
Senior Draftsperson / Designer Connor Homes in Middlebury, Vermont, is seeking to add a pivotal new member to our architecture department. Experience in designing and or building residential wood-framed construction is essential. Required skills are ability to design thoughtful floor plans and elevations, layout and guide residential wood-framing production drawings and review plans for accuracy. Knowledge of computer-aided drafting, comfort level in learning new software, ability to problem solve and ease in talking with customers essential. Experience with Builder CAD software a plus. Great atmosphere, lots of room to grow for qualified self-starters and full benefits. Will pay well above industry salary standards for the right candidate.
State of Vermont
AGING & DISABLILITIES PLANNING COORDINATOR Department of Disabilities, Aging and Independent Living Waterbury, full-time. Application deadline: open until filled. The Division of Vocational Rehabilitation is seeking a database manager to provide statistical and data support for a research grant aimed at removing barriers to employment for people with disabilities. Applied experience with computers, database management and statistics is essential. Prefer Bachelor’s degree with at least three credits in statistics, one-year experience or academic coursework in research design and program evaluation and a demonstrated interest in human services policy analysis. This would be an excellent entry-level position in state government for a recent graduate with database, evaluation and statistical skills. Apply online at:
www.vtstatejobs.info Call 802-382-9082 for further information or visit our website at www.connorbuilding.com.
The State of Vermont is an equal opportunity/affirmative action employer. Applications from women, individuals with disabilities, veterans and people from diverse cultural backgrounds are encouraged.
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Heindel and Noyes P.O. Box 4503, Burlington, Vermont 05406-4503
Air Pollution/IAQ Project Manager Performs field assessments for Indoor Air Quality (IAQ) and designs stack tests; develops proposals, work scopes, and reports for IAQ projects; substantial client interaction. Successful candidate must have good writing and organizational skills; 2-4 years experience; BS or higher degree in air pollution or related field.
RETAIL SALES EVENTS Immediate openings for local in-store sales events representing a leading home improvement company. Base pay, commission and incentive program. Training and sales materials provided. If you communicate effectively and enjoy working independently, fax resume to:
949-715-0822
P.O. Box 4503, Burlington, VT 05406 email resume to: skittredge@q-city.com
or email: applynow@channelmarketingresources.com
MainstreaM teaching assistant essex high school
CHAMPLAIN VALLEY HEAD START
Long-term substitute mainstream teaching assistant position available for the remainder of the 2005-06 school year. Pays $10.88/ hour; 6.5 hours/day. Working knowledge of disabilities of special education students, experience working with adolescents and a minimum of an Associate’s degree or 48 credit hours are required. For additional information and application requirements, please visit our website at: www.ejhs.k12.vt.us (click on Job Opportunities). applications only accepted electronically through schoolspring.com. eOe
Accounting/Bookkeeping Non-profit with 30 employees and annual budget of $1.4 million seeks staff accountant to perform all financial accounting and related human resource tasks. An accounting degree, 3 yrs related exp req. Knowledge of GAAP, cost alloc., methods and acct’g related software. Non profit experience a plus. The ideal candidate will be an organized, analytical and have excellent time management and communication skills. Full-time, flexible schedule, generous vacation. Send cover letter and resume by April 12 to:
EM7, Child Care Resource 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495
Office Manager Fuse is a leading youth marketing agency based in Burlington, VT. The company’s 35 full-time staff enjoy a great work environment, competitive salary, excellent health benefits, 401k, free Stowe Mountain Resort season’s pass, free gym membership and other benefits. Job Description: Office Manager is responsible for Fuse’s office systems, computers, insurance, warehouse, and selected HR functions such as recruitment and employee benefits. The position reports to the company’s owners. Requirements: Bachelor’s degree and/or relevant business experience. Other: This is a full-time position. To apply, email:
jobs@fusemarketing.com For more company information, please reference our site at: www.fusemarketing.com.
DISH PERSON / PT Enthusiastic, willing, fun-loving person needed to help with clean up in our Organic Café.
Contact Jamie at 863-2569 x309
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Send resume, cover letter, and 3 work references to: pbehrman@cvoeo.org.
Rapidly growing commissioning firm with a twelve-year track record of successfully serving clients in the Northeast is seeking a Commissioning Engineer. Candidates should have 5 years experience with building HVAC systems including design, controls, facilities operations, or contracting. Attention to detail, knowledge of energy efficiency and strong communication skills are required. Familiarity with electrical systems, BSME and LEED AP are desirable. Position based in northern Vermont. Please email resume and cover letter: Subject - “Commissioning Engineer” to:
For more details: www.cvoeo.org.
info@cx-assoc.com
Responsible for development and management of child and family health services systems. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in public health, nursing, health education, nutrition, maternal and child health, health administration or related field, plus 5 to 7 years of relevant work experience. 40 hrs/wk, full year. Annual salary $39,200.
Employment Specialist We are seeking a self-motivated and energetic person to provide supported employment services to individuals with severe and persistent mental illness. Responsibilities include: providing career counseling, vocational assessment, job development, placement and support. Must have the ability and willingness to network with employers in the community. Strong organizational and communication skills needed. Degree in the human services field required. Experience with IPS model helpful.
Behavioral Interventionist – C.A.T. Seeking a full-time BI to work on the Collaborative Achievement Team. This program is serving children in Franklin & Grand Isle Counties within the framework of a school system. Candidates must possess strong communication skills and work as a team member in supporting challenging children to achieve success in school. Candidates must hold a degree in the human services field and have experience working with children. HR Dept., 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478. E.O.E. Visit our website for a complete listing of our job opportunites: www.ncssinc.org.
The Tyler Place Family Resort (Highgate Springs, Vermont)
full-time lecturer
has the following positions available for our 2006 summer season
The Department of Romance Languages at the University of Vermont is seeking applications for a full-time lecturer in French. Duties and responsibilities include but are not limited to the following: Teaching beginner and intermediate level French courses at the University of Vermont. An M.A., M.A.T. or equivalent foreign degree and native or near-native level fluency in French, with a good command of English, are required. Experience teaching French at the university level is desirable. Applicants must send letter of application, c.v., brief teaching philosophy and contact information for 3 professional references to:
(May 26th through Sept. 9th)
Buffet Attendants Cooks Servers Dishwashers Bartenders Arts & Crafts Instructor Evening Security Email tyler2@together.net or call Tasney or Nance for an application at 802-868-4000 For more information visit our website at
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Dept. of Romance Languages, Gayle Nunley, Chair 517 Waterman Bldg., UVM, Burlington, VT 05405 AA/EO employer.
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EMPLOYMENT
ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS Edmunds Middle School SVD8986 Principal
COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT
Colchester High School SVD8953 French Tchr (.80 FTE) — 1 Yr SVD8951 SPED Teacher SVD8903 SPED Tchr -Alt Prog Malletts Bay School SVD8855 Music Teacher
SOUTH BURLINGTON SD
Springfield High School SVD8914 Principal
SVD8552 Para-Level II - Autism Interventionist SVD5603 Sub Food Svc Workers SVD9238 Summer School Dir: Grades 5-10 SVD9237 Summer School Dir: Grades K-4 South Burlington High School SVD9239 1.0 FTE English Curr Area Super SVD8945 Behavior Interventionist - LT Sub SVD9055 Career Start Associate F H Tuttle Middle School SVD8551 Speech/Lang LT Sub Central School SVD9240 Paraeducator Level I Chamberlin School SVD8960 Paraeducator Level I
CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU
ADDISON CENTRAL SU
Colchester High School SVD9213 Asst Principal - St Management SVD9212 Asst Principal - Systems
FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU
St. Albans Town School SVD8875 Facil Mgr/Spec Asst to Principal B.F.A. St. Albans SVD8814 Asst Principal
SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT
Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School SVD9099 Asst Principal SVD9098 Principal SVD8692 Dir of St Support Svcs Gr. 9-12
FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU
SVD9209 Coord of Employ,Trans & Related Stu Bakersfield Elementary School SVD8946 Principal
CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU
SVD9196 Asst Principal (Hinesburg Commun Sch) SVD9195 Dir of Student Services SVD9198 SPED Coord (Hinesburg)
TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SVD9082 Asst, Burlington After School SVD8987 Bus Aide, Sub SVD9025 School Psychologist SVD9023 Speech/Lang Pathologist SVD9024 Speech/Lang Pathologist Burlington High School SVD9081 JV Cross Country Coach SVD9162 Para, Health Asst, 0.4 FTE SVD9057 Science Teacher Champlain Elementary SVD9199 SPED, Literacy Specialist Edmunds Middle School SVD9083 Site Coord, Burl After-School SVD9094 Soccer Coach, Girls Essential Early Ed SVD8805 Paraeducator Hunt Middle School SVD9019 Intens Spec Needs Tchr, 0.5 FTE SVD8799 Music Teacher, 06/07 SVD9021 Science Teacher SVD9020 SPED Teacher, 0.2 FTE SVD8626 Track and Field Coach J.J. Flynn Elementary SVD9236 Nurse, 0.8 FTE ONTOP SVD9058 Paraeducator
COLCHESTER SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD7333 Instructional Asst/Tutor Colchester Middle School SVD8856 Music Teacher
Middlebury High School SVD9130 0.2 FTE Temp English Teacher SVD9215 1.0 FTE Cert Athletic Trainer Mary Hogan School SVD9176 Classroom Tchr (grade TBD) SVD9178 Classroom Tchr or Spec Educator SVD9179 Guid Counselor SVD9177 Spec Educator/Learning Spec
ADDISON NORTHEAST SU SVD2980 Sub Teachers & Assts Mt. Abraham Union High School SVD8906 Edal Technologist SVD9022 Special Educator
FRANKLIN CENTRAL SU
Fairfield Ctr School SVD9075 Art Teacher (.60 FTE) – 1 Yr SVD8703 Paraeducator 5th Grade SVD8680 Teacher of the Deaf St. Albans Town School SVD8656 Technology Specialist B.F.A. St. Albans SVD8944 IT Technician SVD8652 Math Teacher SVD8813 Paraeducators SVD9103 Physics/Chem Tchr (Antic) SVD9180 Secretary - Guid Department SVD6738 Sub Tchr, Early Child Progs
FRANKLIN WEST SU
Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD9169 Middle/High School Para SVD4782 Sub Teacher SVD8816 World Culture Class - LT sub
SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT
Springfield High School SVD9206 Guid Counselor SVD8808 JV Girls Tennis Asst Coach Riverside Middle School SVD8809 8th Gr MS Boys Baseball Head Coach River Valley Technical Ctr SVD7681 Adult Ed Instructors SVD8802 Guid Couns/Spec Educator Gateway School SVD8496 SPED Certified Teacher
CHITTENDEN EAST SU
Camel’s Hump Middle School SVD9030 Head Custodian SVD9192 Speech/Lang Path – 6 wk Position Jericho Elementary School SVD8700 Guid Counselor Mt. Mansfield Union High School SVD9104 (Antic) Learning Lab Tutor Underhill Central Elementary SVD9093 LT Sub Elem. Phys Ed SVD9085 Health/Phys Ed. Teacher (1 Yr) SVD9086 School Nurse SVD9092 Technology Integration Spec SVD9091 Technology Support Spec
CHITTENDEN CENTRAL SU SVD5360 Sub Positions (75) Essex High School SVD8718 Admin Secretary – PT position SVD8710 Driver Ed Teacher SVD9191 Mainstream Teaching Asst SVD8704 Spec Educator - Behavior Spec SVD8707 Speech Lang Pathologist SVD8726 St Assistance Couns/Prevention Coord. Summit Street Elementary School SVD8687 Grade 3 Teacher Center for Technology, Essex SVD9153 Bus Driver (Sub) SVD8717 Business Academy Teacher SVD8586 Comp Systems Tech Class Tching Asst SVD8716 Dental Assisting Instructor Essex Junction Recreation and Parks SVD8275 After-School Child Care Staff
FRANKLIN NORTHEAST SU SVD9208 School Psychologist SVD9210 Technology Coord Enosburg Falls Middle/High School SVD9207 Middle School Reading Teacher
CHITTENDEN SOUTH SU Williston School District SVD8908 Paraeducators Hinesburg Community School SVD9076 Enrichment Teacher SVD9078 Planning Rm Super/Behavior Spec SVD9077 SPED Teacher - .50 FTE Charlotte Central School SVD8983 .60 FTE Consulting Tchr (Antic) SVD8990 Integration Spec SVD8982 Library Media Specialist SVD8993 Night Custodian SVD8995 Paraeducators SVD8991 Speech/Language Path Champlain Valley Union High School SVD8671 SPED SVD8877 School Psychologist
RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS
SVD8575 Cert Occup Therapy Asst SVD8576 Paraeducator Rutland High School SVD8779 Art SVD8777 Driver Ed SVD8778 English SVD8771 Guid Counselor SVD8773 Math SVD9160 Psychology SVD8776 Science SVD9161 Social Studies SVD8774 SPED Rutland Middle/High School SVD8574 Speech/Lang Pathologist
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7D CLASSIFIEDSEMPLOYMENT Experienced Line Cooks
PRINTING BINDERY OPERATOR
Vermont National Country Club is seeking experienced Line Cooks for dinner shifts. Must have knowledge of fine dining. Apply at:
Bring your experience to work with a great company. Work in a clean and adult working environment with new equipment & top pay. Benefits include: 2 weeks vacation, 2 personal days, health, dental, life, & 401K.
VT National Country Club 1227 Dorset Street, So. Burlington, VT 05403 or Fax resume to: (802) 863-1795, Attn: Paul
For more info go to www.paw-prints.com/companyinfo, call, or stop by.
COMMUNITY COALITION COORDINATOR Chittenden County Substance Abuse Coalition Part-time working with Burlington and Winooski in their efforts to build substance abuse and tobacco prevention coalitions. Skills needed: Organization, ability to work independently and in collaborations, communication, computer proficiency, and community networking within Burlington and Winooski. Up to 20 hours per week. Please send resume and cover letter by April 14th to:
Paw Print & Mail 12 Gregory Drive So. Burlington, VT 05403 Phone: 802-865-2872 Fax: 802-862-5508
PREP COOKS
Monica Weeber c/o United Way 95 St. Paul St. Burlington, VT 05401
PM LINE COOK Must have experience in high-volume kitchen with numerous menu items. Effective communication skills and ability to handle high-pressure environment also required.
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The Homestead is seeking an Historic Site Assistant to help during our busiest time of year. This is a seasonal, part-time opportunity for someone seeking to build a career in the museum field or someone who has an interest in history and a flexible schedule. Responsible for weekend and some weekday operations. Includes tours, cash register sales, scheduling and volunteer supervision, security system, custodial tasks, and multimedia equipment. May to November, $8.00 per hour. Contact Executive Director Joyce E. Huff, at:
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Community & Residential Support Staff: Provide support to an engaging, fun and active developmentally disabled young woman in her community and home in Burlington area. We are looking for individuals who are enthusiastic, flexible and willing to work as part of a team. Experience working with challenging behaviors helpful. Flexible scheduling.
The Schoolhouse: Full-time Elementary Teaching Position
LEGAL SECRETARY
The Schoolhouse, an Independent K-6 parent-cooperati ve school seeks dynamic, experienced teacher for 3-4 grades starting in September.
Law firm seeks full-time Assistant/Secretary with experience in real estate, personal injury, and litigation. Knowledge of WordPerfect, Timeslips, Peachtree a plus. Competitive salary, plus benefits. Send resume to:
Excellent reimbursement, great learning opportunity and meaningful work.
If interested, call Tammy at (802) 864-9181 or email tamazonvt@yahoo.com.
To apply, visit w w w.schoolspring.com or send cover letter, resume, and 3 letters of reference to:
Swanson & Lange, PO Box 5067 Burlington, VT 05402-5067 or email to: lgoodrich@swansonandlange.com.
Computer SyStemS teChnology Classroom teaching Assistant
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BRM design and metalworks needs an ambitious and high-energy person to manage our office, do sales and be our gallery liaison. Strong computer skills essential. Must be outgoing and great on the phone. Excellence expected. Respond to bruce@brmdesign.com.
Summer Culinary Wizards Splash at the Boathouse seeks experienced Waitstaff of all ages, Dish Staff, Bar Backs and seasoned Cooks. Apply within, at Burlington Community Boathouse, Wed-Fri between 11 am-3 pm, College Street. No phone calls, please.
Round Barn Farm Inn/Cooking from the Heart Catering is looking for a highly detailed, professional, outgoing, service-oriented, and fun-loving individual to plan wedding, social and business events in our beautifully restored Historic Round Barn. Full-time, year-round position, weekend work required. Happy co-workers in a multitask environment, great guests and a special place to work. Two years of event planning & computer skills preferred. Email resume to:
Year-round wilderness therapeutic program located in Waitsfield. Accepting applications for Wilderness Guides to work with at-risk youth in a wilderness setting. For more information please call Andy at:
802-498-3328 3/27/06
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Grow with our company. All food made from scratch in house. We need a caring, professional, even-tempered team player that loves their work. At least five years combined line cooking and management experience required. Salary and benefits. Starts ASAP. Call Lee at number below. Full- and part-time
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tim@theroundbarn.com or mail to: 1661 East Warren Rd., Waitsfield, VT 05673.
Call Lee at 802-276-3939.
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Personal Care Attendants: Up to 30 hours a week with weekend availability RN - Patient Intake - Full-time Physical Therapist - Part-time: Home Care experience helpful Occupational Therapist - Full-time Lamoille Home Health & Hospice offers a cutting-edge documentation system for clinical staff. Laptop experience useful while commitment to high-quality care and a sense of humor is a must.
Call 1-802-888-4651 or email your resume to: hr@lhha.org. EOE.
March of Dimes P.O. Box 605 Barre, VT 05641
Chittenden East Supervisory Union is in search of a technology support specialist who will be part of team that is responsible for the maintenance and repair of information technology hardware and associated software. Visit: http://www.schoolspring.com/jobs/index.cfm?employer=10060 to see details and apply.
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Two+ years experience in medium-to high-volume restaurant required. Good prep skills, knowledge of all basic cooking techniques, some baking helpful. Attention to detail and good attitude essential. Starts ASAP.
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15-20 hours/week Do you like to help people make important connections? Help parents find child care options and assist them in making one of the most critical choices they will face. Requires post-secondary degree, excellent communication skills, detail orientation, ability to use related computer technology. Cover letter and resume by April 12th to: Attn: Susan Child Care Resource 181 Commerce St., Williston, VT 05495
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administrative assistant Boutique research institute/consulting firm seeks administrative assistant with an eye towards growth. Looking for someone who can work independently and collaborate well, communicates effectively, is organized and proficient with Microsoft. We offer a unique work experience based upon a foundation of trust. Part-time w/potential to move to full-time quickly. Located in Stowe/Waterbury. Send resume and statement of interest to:
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Seasonal American Food Celebrating the Farms of the Northeast
Cook & Full-time Server Fine dining restaurant seeks Line Cook and full-time Server. Now interviewing multitaskers with experience and good references. Passion for high- quality food and wine in an inclusive work environment desired. Accepting resumes in person at:
92 Stowe Street, Waterbury or by email: henofthewood@verizon.net
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SOURCE PROTECTION SPECIALIST Work with Vermont water systems of all sizes to develop and update groundwater protection plans for wells. Light travel required. Background in source water protection, hydrogeology, or other relevant field. Experience with writing protection plans, ArcView, and GIS a plus. Must have excellent communications and time-management skills. Great benefits and flexible hours. Send letter and resume by April 15, 2006 to: Vermont Rural Water Association 187 St. Paul Street Burlington, VT 05401-4689 fax: 802-660-4990 vrwa@vtruralwater.org EOE. No calls, please.
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FUN TO B selling jewelry from cart on Church St. Now through October. 20-30 hours, most weekends, some evenings. Call Maureen at 802-453-4433. FURNITURE WORLD OF VERMONT is looking for a delivery person. Please call for an interview. 802-893-2188. GUARDSMARK has opportunities for hardworking, flexible individuals possessing strong public relations skills. Part-time positions available in Burlington. We offer competitive wages and excellent benefits. Must be 21 or older. Have high school diploma or GED, pass drug test and have clean police record. Call Rich, M-F, 802-8631580 or fax resume to 802-8631265. EOE. www.guardsmark.com. HAMPTON DIRECT in Williston is currently looking for a Sourcing Assistant. Primary responsibilities include communicating with vendors over email/telephone, assisting in sourcing new products and receiving and reviewing new samples as they arrive. Fluency in Mandarin Chinese is required. Send resume with cover letter to jobs@hamptondirect.com. HELP WANTED: Landscapers, stonework and planting. Pay commensurate with experience. Seasonal. Call 802-985-2785 before 6 p.m. INSULATOR/CARPENTER’S HELPER: Willing to train interested parties. You need transportation, phone and license. Hiring now. $11/hour. Holidays, health plan and vacation with FTE. EOE. Email vze3j88p@burlingtontelecom.ne t or 802-660-8903. JS GARDEN DESIGN is looking for full and part-time landscape help. 865-9869.
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LAFAYETTE PAINTING INCORPORATED: Top-end residential painting company is seeking bright, team-oriented men and women for summer and possible year-round employment. Experienced painters welcome; training available for entry-level positions. Call Paul Lafayette, 863-5397. LANDSCAPERS NEEDED for landscape construction, planting, garden maintenance and stonework. Work outside, get fit and learn the trade. Must be reliable, hardworking, attentive to detail and smile in any weather. We offer a fun and educational work environment and very competitive pay. Call Linden Landscaping & Design 802-759-3033. LANDSCAPING: In search of stoneworkers and landscapers to join our crew. Only the motivated need apply. 363-5019, karlinmatt@aol.com. LAWN CARE: Experienced mowers needed. Top pay. Contact Mark at Pleasant Valley Landscaping, phone 802-4253737 or pager 351-4569. LICENSED SPECIAL EDUCATION TEACHER: 37.5 hrs/wk in new year-round program for middle and high school-aged emotionally and behaviorally disabled students, beginning summer 2006. Program will utilize community and adventure-based modalities with integrated curriculum. Opportunity for creativity in developing integrated mental health and education program. Must be licensed as a Special Educator in the State of Vermont with successful experience in working with EBD students. Benefit eligible. Send cover letter and resume to Youth and Family Program C/O Human Resources, Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc., 89 Main Street, Middlebury, VT 05753 or visit WWW.CSAC-VT.ORG to apply. EOE
Seeking a full-time Restaurant Manager to lead our staff, contribute to our management team and provide exceptional service to our customers. If you have 3+ years of restaurant experience or comparable management experience, a positive attitude, great people skills and organizational ability, we would love to talk with you. Competitive pay and comprehensive benefit package available. If interested, please send us your resume, cover letter and 3 references to:
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LOOKING FOR TOP NOTCH, passionate, dedicated, professional hot and cold line cooks. FT/PT. Must be experienced, but attitude and desire are most important. Call 802-434-8686. OFFICE MANAGER/PERSONAL ASSISTANT needed for small architectural firm. Smart, organized, flexible and professional. Proficiency with MS Office Suite, QuickBooks and Macintosh a plus. Creative environment, diverse work and flexible part/possible full-time hours. Send resume with cover letter to: GKW Working Design, P.O. Box 1214, Stowe, VT 05672. PART-TIME BOOKKEEPER NEEDED for busy flower shop. Peachtree and Excel experience a plus. Kathy & Company Flowers, 802-863-7053. PERENNIAL CO-COORDINATOR POSITION: Full-time seasonal employee wanted this spring for retail sales/plant care position. Must possess an in-depth knowledge of herbaceous perennials. We are looking for an outgoing, enthusiastic individual who is a team player and comfortable working with the public. Knowledge/experience with sustainable landscaping practices and organic methods necessary. Flexible schedule and competitive wages based on experience. Contact: Arcana Gardens & Greenhouses, Attn.: Anne Mueller, 175 Schillhammer Rd. Jericho, VT 05465. PHYSICAL THERAPY GROUP NEEDED for fitness center. In close proximity to hospitals and various doctors. Could be primary location or satellite for existing PT group. Please email greatspacesvt@aol.com, providing name, number and affiliations or 316-2489.
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PSYCHOTHERAPIST OR PSYCH NURSE PRACTITIONER wanted to join me in my practice in beautiful Malone, New York. Housing costs incredibly cheap. Connie Vitale, 518-483-2312 or mccree53@yahoo.com. RETAIL SALES ASSOCIATE: Full-time/part-time help wanted. Must have customer service experience. Interest in or knowledge of Hip-Hop/Reggae music a plus. Contact Jess 802-399-7159. SEASONAL WORK: Hardworking, personable people for selling plants, shrubs and perennials at Oakwood Farms, Essex Junction. Organic gardening help also needed. Gardening enthusiast welcome. Please call 764-5822 ask for Glenn. SEEKING FULL-TIME EMPLOYEE for small health food store in Vergennes. Food retail experience preferable but not required. Must be a motivated, detail oriented person with good customer service skills. Some weekend and evening work required. Contact Heidi at the Fat Hen 802-877-2923.
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LICENSED OR WILL TRAIN. EXCELLENT PAY, FULL BENEFITS. RESIDENTIAL WIRING. SEND RESUME TO:
Employment, KE SEVEN DAYS PO Box 1164 Burlington, VT 05402
THE TURNING POINT CENTER of Chittenden County, located in Burlington, is a is a supportive alcohol and drug free environment where individuals may seek information about recovery and information about substance abuse services. The Center hosts multiple recovery meetings, provides non-clinical walk-in services, and provides a venue for relaxation and entertainment. The Center currently seeks two positions; a full time Site Program Director and a part time Administrator. The Site Program Director will be the on-site coordinator of programs, meetings, and events. The Director will seek, train and manage volunteers staffing the Center. The Director will be the on-site representative ensuring that a safe and supportive environment for patrons. The individual must be organized and posses strong interpersonal skills. This is a 40 hour position. The Center Administrator will provide administrative support and be responsible for the bookkeeping, accounting, basic reporting for data collection, and all other administrative support of the Center. The position will be 20 to 30 hours per week. Send all resumes and inquires by e-mail to turningpointcenter@gmail.com. ZPIZZA SHELBURNE: Cashier, F/T, 10:30-5 p.m., MondayFriday. Fun place to work, good starting pay. Driver, P/T 5-8 p.m. 3 nights a week. Call David 355-7462.
Isn’t his life worth 81 cents?
Smoking rates among queer Vermonters are sometimes as much as two times higher than heterosexual Vermonters. It doesn’t have to be this way. Research has proven that higher cigarette taxes reduce smoking and prevent people from becoming smokers in the first place. The more cigarettes cost, the less people smoke – especially youth. Outright Vermont, R.U.1.2? Queer Community Center, and The Coalition for a Tobacco Free Vermont support increasing Vermont’s cigarette tax by 81 cents.
Tobacco tax increases save lives AND reduce healthcare costs in Vermont.
Increasing the cigarette tax by 81 cents will fund state health care programs, keep fewer Vermonters from becoming addicted to tobacco, and help all Vermonters to stop smoking. Call your state senators toll-free at 1-800-322-5616 and tell them you support increasing Vermont’s cigarette tax by 81 cents.
Paid for by The Coalition for a Tobacco Free Vermont, P.O. Box 1460, Williston, VT