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“My hip hurt for five months, until I got Rolfed.”

“Then the pain went away and hasn’t come back for three years.”

SHUT UP AND PLAY This is in response to Jeff Vallone and Dawna Hammers [“Letters,” April 6 & 13]. Band members and musicians writing in to contest a bad review is a lot like someone calling themselves a genius because they say so. It takes a terribly crass and insolent person to call him- or herself a “visionary.” Give me a break. Bad reviews are part of this business, and if a review in a small local paper bothers someone enough to respond, then perhaps they lack the tenacity necessary in this art.

I don’t care if you don’t appreciate the tone of a review or if it doesn’t justify your music. Let the music do the talking and invalidate the bad reviews. Prove to me the worth of your art when I buy your album or see you live. Any other attempts at justification undermine your artistic credibility — the very thing you were defending in the first place. Good music, like genius, need not be defined, defended or explained. It just is.

Richard Adkins RUTLAND

WELL READ Thanks for the great column [“Underlines,” March 30] on the VABA spring book show. It got so many people involved, curious and excited — are you ready for this? — attendence went up 50 percent! Gotta love it. What an

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HEIR POLLUTION Thanks for the terrific interview with James Kunstler [“Global Warning,” April 13]. The fact that we are running into a problem with energy supplies is becoming obvious even to the masses. Some of us have been following this issue for years. The problem was first identified by Thomas Malthus over 200 years ago. Humans have overshot the planet’s carrying capacity, and now the chickens are coming home to roost.

Peak oil is really just a manifestation of our overpopulation problem. Humans, like all other animals, are genetically programmed to reproduce themselves. The discovery of fossil fuels simply allowed our basic instincts to take over. The results are obvious: a six-fold increase in population since the beginning of the brief age of oil.

In the absence of truly draconian population-control policies that would quickly reduce our numbers, the only thing we can do now is let nature take its course. As oil and gas become scarce, populations will decline rapidly. Best estimates for a sustainable population without oil

FEEDING FRENZY I found James Kunstler’s predictions about a world without oil refreshing in the arousing way that Howard Dean reached supporters [“Global Warning,” April 13]. If there had been an oar to row or stone to turn within the vicinity, I would have put down the paper and picked up the load.

I wish, however, that Seven Days had thought out the prospects presented by a postdiesel agricultural world. The agricultural system that provides enough food to sustain 6 billion people is highly dependent on fossil fuels. The production of fertilizer is dependent on petroleum.

Tractors are dependent on petroleum. Shipping is dependent on petroleum. It’s naïve to think that a return to the earth would come without struggle and widespread starvation. Seven Days asked, “And all cash-strapped farmers and land owners should just try to hang on

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a little longer . . .”

Well, “cash-strapped” farmers have always been the losers in our country — at least economically speaking. During the “Long Emergency,” as Kunstler calls the era of high gas prices and low gas availability, won’t these farmers be pushed off their land? Or subject to slavery by the rich? Or, if money has no value, won’t there be wars for farmland not unlike those described in the Bible? Again, Kunstler touches on this, suggesting that “neo-feudalism” and “confiscation” is a possibility.

Overall, however, I enjoyed reading the interview. It really puts the import of fixing Social Security in perspective.

Dean Powers MONTPELIER

COMEDY NETWORK I know this is making much ado about nothing, but Paul Cook is just wrong when he states that the idea of Kenneth Cleaver’s “Consumer Correspondent” column originated with his friend, Paul Rosa [“Letters,” April 20]. I have three wonderful books, the

first published in 1977 and the most recent in 2003, detailing the correspondence of one Lazlo Toth, a.k.a. Don Novello (a.k.a. Father Guido Sarducci). He has annoyed politicians, foreign leaders, corporations and celebrities since at least 1973.

I wouldn’t be surprised to learn this particular comic device predates Lazlo Toth, so I won’t make any claims about “originality.” However, Mr. Cook should get over himself and be careful about throwing around words like “hack.” They might come

back to stick on some PaulyCome-Lately.

Dave Sherman WESTFORD

in-the-schools stance should be read as part of the overall political agenda of her party.

Laurie Essig BURLINGTON

CORRESPONDENT RESPONSE In response to Paul Cook [“Letters,” April 20]: I’ve never claimed to be the progenitor of the idea, but I’m happy to say it pays the rent.

When I started writing I sought the blessing of the original letter writer, Lazlo Toth, which I received in his trademark tonguein-cheek style. Since Lazlo, many have followed: Ted Nancy, Paul Rosa, Wilbur Winkle, James and Stuart Wade, Paul Davidson, Sterling Huck and more.

I suppose we’re all ripping off Lazlo. And I suppose all film directors are ripping off Eisenstein . . . all rockers are ripping off Chuck Berry, and all gay porn stars are stealing from Jeff Striker.

Kenneth Cleaver BURLINGTON

Cleaver writes Seven Days’ “Consumer Correspondent” column.

CONSIDER THE SOURCE It might be worth noting that Seven Days neglected to mention that Charity Tensel — who in a letter [“Letters,” April 13] insisted that my questioning the presence of General Dynamics in our schools is a “political” move as opposed to an ethical one — is Burlington city chair of the Republican Party. Her pro-GD-

PR PLOY Charity Tensel [“Letters,” April 13] deliberately misses the point when she says, “When did promoting literacy become a bad thing?” General Dynamics is promoting itself and attempting to ingratiate itself with children at an early age to make them think of the corporation that deals in guns and death as their friend.

And why do we need help from corporations to bring books to our children? Why doesn’t our school budget provide for it?

Perhaps because corporations, which paid nearly 25 percent of the taxes in the 1950s, now pay puny percentages, if any, of the tax bill. How sweet that Ms. Tensel thinks (charitably) that General Dynamics is mainly interested in children’s literacy.

But how naïve to think they are looking beyond their own interests and bottom line. Branding begins early, and training young children that the armament industry is their friend prepares them well for a nation controlled by the military-industrial complex.

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AN IRREVERENT READ ON VT POLITICS

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“De gustibus non disputandum est” —Elaine and Steve Dates

April 20, 2005

T

iming, as they say, is everything, and last Wednesday’s Vermont political bombshell hit at the worst possible time for Seven Days — just as the latest edition was hitting the street.

At 10:05 that morning the Vermont media received the following email press release from U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords’ office: “Sen. Jim Jeffords will hold a press conference at 1 p.m. today at the Emerald 3 Ballroom at the Sheraton Hotel in South Burlington. Credentialed media only.”

What the f___?

That’s just not like Jeezum. And we’ve never seen the “credentialed media only” line before. Perhaps an attempt to keep GOP rabble-rouser James Dwinell out?

The afternoon before, we’d gotten Jeezum Jim’s spokeswoman Diane Derby to respond to the allegation made by selfpublished online columnist James Dwinell (http://www.dwinellpoliticalreport.com). He led his April 17 edition with the charge that Jim Jeffords had Alzheimer’s. King James offered no source, other than himself.

“No,” was the firm answer from Derby, though she acknowledged the senator was under treatment for afflictions common in people his age. She didn’t specify any in particular. Jeezum is 70.

In fact, Inside Track first raised questions about the senator’s health back in November. Jeffords had attended the swearing-in of Peter Hall as a federal judge. A number of attorneys present called to say they were surprised to see Jeezum looking so run-down and out of it.

We also reported that someone in Jeffords’ office had contacted the secretary of state inquiring about the procedure for filling a vacant U.S. Senate seat.

And we’d mentioned that Rep. Bernie Sanders’ press release announcing his U.S. Senate candidacy was already written. It would be released, we were told, within one hour of a Jeffords decision not to run again.

The state’s mainstream media didn’t bite.

As the New Year kicked in, Jeezum Jim made a string of public appearances around the state handing out federal grants. He looked fine. He repeatedly declared his intention to run for reelection in 2006, even talking former Democratic operative Carolyn Dwyer into signing on as his campaign manager.

But obviously, behind the scenes Jeezum Jim wasn’t doing so well. His wife, Elizabeth Jeffords, the Burlington girl he’d married, divorced and remarried, was fighting cancer. And besides neck, back and eyesight problems, Jeezum’s memory was starting to slip.

On March 22, Sen. Jeffords appeared on Vermont Public Radio’s “Switchboard,” an interview call-in program. To those who’ve known him a long time, it was vintage plainspoken Jeffords. He did, however, fumble a couple questions as if he didn’t quite hear them right.

Two days after Jeffords’ VPR interview, an item appeared in an online column on the Wall Street Journal’s opinon page attacking Jeffords. The reason: Jeezum’s strong, refreshing comments on VPR about George W. Bush’s invasion of Iraq. The piece portrayed the Vermont senator as both turncoat

and idiot for suggesting the Iraq invasion all was about oil, and that a follow-up invasion of oil-rich Iran will likely be next.

The tag line of the column was: “Between this guy and Howard Dean, Vermont has become a laughingstock, the Mississippi of the 21st century.”

Sounds like vintage John McClaughry, eh? In fact, McClaughry was thanked at the bottom of the page as a contributor.

Dwinell and fellow traveler McClaughry have done their best to dish the Jeffords “dirt.” A former state senator, McClaughry is a prolific conservative commentator and operator of a one-man think tank called the Ethan Allen Institute (http://www.ethan allen.org).

In Johnny Thinktanker’s view, Vermont’s been a laughingstock since at least November 1992, when 75 percent of the stupid state electorate chose Democrat Howard Dean to be governor, ignoring the genius of the brilliant Republican candidate, John McClaughry.

Hey, whatever happened to Howard Dean, anyway?

On April 3, Dwinell jumped on the bandwagon predicting, “as an opinion not a fact,” that Jeffords would not run again for health reasons.

The mainstream press continued to ignore the issue.

On April 7, WPTZ-TV News aired a four-minute interview with Jeezum Jim, accompanied by his wife, Liz. It had actually been shot on March 22, the morning of his “Switchboard” appearance.

Mrs. Jeffords made it perfectly clear to Ch. 5’s Stewart Ledbetter that she did not want Jim to run again. She was dead-set against it and said as much. But in a demonstration of marital fidelity, Liz said it wasn’t her call. He wants to run, she said, and she loves him all the same.

Jeffords wryly dismissed questions about his health by joking about having to look over his shoulder all the time to make sure he hadn’t fallen down.

Yes, we all learned after the fact that CNN had inquired about an incident in which Sen. Jeffords had mistakenly walked through the House door where he served 15 years ago. But Jeffords’ folks made light of it. A senator has a lot on his mind, they said, and not paying attention and walking the wrong way on a busy day in the crowded, bustling Capitol isn’t really news, is it?

Certainly, at the time, CNN didn’t think it was. Besides, we’re told Rep. Bernie Sanders has been mistakenly walking up to the U.S. Senate door for years and nobody’s said a word!

Just kidding.

According to those long close to Jeezum Jim, the Vermonter made the decision to retire over the weekend at the Capitol Hill row house he’s owned for 20 years. Senior staff learned about it on Monday. They held the news close and quietly investigated possible avenues to release it. The drumbeat orchestrated by Dwinell and McClaughry and the WSJ, we’re told, was not a factor in any way, shape or form.

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Keogh had indicated recently that he was considering leaving the post anyway — its time demands often conflicted with his other commitments as a state representative.

Instead, Keogh will now chair the city’s transportation committee.

The South End councilor has long been a controversial figure on the three-member body, and was known for his aggressive stance on nightclub noise, outdoor music and eating establishments that blur the line between restaurant and bar. Keogh’s supporters credit him with cracking down on excessive late-night noise, vandalism, underage drinking and other drunken rowdiness that occurs downtown, especially on weekend nights.

But his critics, including many former and current liquor licensees in Burlington, accused Keogh of being unduly punitive in overseeing Burlington’s restaurants and taverns.

In recent months concerns had grown that his behavior was earning the Queen City a reputation as an unfriendly place to do business. In February, Keogh angered many members of the city’s hospitality industry when he tried to push through major changes to the liquor-license requirements without seeking public input.

The change in leadership was welcome news to many proprietors, including Nancy Cunha, owner of Manhattan Pizza & Pub at the corner of Church and Main. “I can probably speak for everybody on our block that we’re all breathing a sigh of relief. We feel like the reign of terror is over,” says Cunha, whose recent legal clash with Keogh and the license committee has cost her nearly $10,000. “I don’t think [Keogh] realized, in the way he was leveling punishments, how he was impacting livelihoods.”

Curley says he’s looking to build a smoother relationship with downtown businesses.

“We’re going to do whatever we can to recognize the folks who run good establishments.

And we’re going to look long and hard at the folks that aren’t,” Curley says. “My view on selling alcohol in the city of Burlington is that it’s a privilege, not a right.”

Curley’s first act as committee chair was to grant an outdoor alcohol-consumption permit to Bill and Melissa Shahady of Wine Works, whose permit application for sidewalk seating had been stuck in limbo for nearly a year. Curley also reinstated Manhattan Pizza’s outdoor seating permit, which was revoked last summer.

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Both notions are still considered radical by legislators in many states — only about a dozen have approved the use of medical marijuana for patients with terminal or chronic illnesses. Meanwhile, on April 19, the Canadian government delivered a body blow to the U.S. government’s opposition to medical marijuana. It approved prescription sale of a natural marijuana extract to treat pain and other symptoms caused by multiple sclerosis.

Sativex, produced by GW Pharmaceuticals in Britain, brings the medical marijuana debate full circle. Though the technology has advanced in 70 years, this product is a direct descendent of the marijuana extracts and tinctures that were a standard part of the medical armamentarium until the late 1930s — universally recognized as being safe and effective for certain conditions. These products were taken away from patients and doctors as a result of the prohibition on marijuana that began in 1937, despite the public opposition of the American Medical Association.

In short, the Canadian government has just certified that virtually everything our own government has been telling us about marijuana is wrong. In defiance of a large and growing pile of scientific studies, this administration still claims that marijuana has no medical value. White House Drug Czar John Walters has even compared medical marijuana to “medicinal crack.”

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<localmatters> Preaching Abstinence in Middlebury Does a sexual-abstinence presentation in a public school by a Christian group breach the separation of church and state, even when the group doesn’t proselytize? Some parents and educators are debating this issue following the recent performance at Middlebury Union Middle School (MUMS) of a skit sponsored by CareNet Pregnancy Center of Rutland. Entitled “Worth Waiting For,” the pro-abstinence production is being staged at nine other middle schools in central and southern Vermont by a group of student volunteers from Rutland-area high schools.

“CareNet [national] is a Christian ministry assisting and promoting the evangelistic, pro-life work of pregnancy centers in North America,” the organization’s spokeswoman, Kristin Hansen, wrote in an email response to questions.

Some of the 850 pregnancy centers affiliated with CareNet take a pro-active approach by educating young people about abstinence, Hansen added.

“It is a CareNet policy that any information that is presented in public schools must be absolutely secular and that presenters must not proselytize,” Hansen wrote.

By all accounts, the group did adhere to that policy at an assembly for MUMS eighth-graders on April 6.

“This is public health peer education, and we never proselytize in any way,” said Beth Marra, abstinence director for the CareNet Pregnancy Center in Rutland. “We would never be invited back to schools if we did not respect this necessary boundary.”

CareNet has been sponsoring these skits in Vermont schools for the past 10 years — the past four at MUMS. “To my knowledge, we have never had a parent complaint in the history of the drama troupe,” Marra says. But at least one parent is complaining now.

“This program has no place in our middle school,” Jordan Young wrote in an April 20 letter to the MUMS principal. As chair of the Cornwall school board, Young noted that he has seen “the issue of religious institutions in our schools is highly charged.” MUMS would have been wise to choose one of many qualified secular groups to

deliver an “abstinence-based” message to students, he said.

He further objected to the CareNet skit on the grounds that “abstinence-only-based programs are not beneficial to our students, and are, I would argue, harmful.” Noting that the effectiveness of abstinence-only programs remains unproven, Young cited research showing that students making an “abstinence pledge” are 30 percent less likely to use condoms than are their nonpledging peers.

The MUMS skit did not entail an abstinence pledge. In addition, said school principal Inga Duktig, the CareNet presentation is only one element in a nine-week health-education course that presents abstinence as one choice among many available to students. Duktig added that nothing about the CareNet skit makes her view it as inappropriate for MUMS. “Parents were not invited to the CareNet presentation, but they were informed of it in advance and could opt not to have their child attend,” Duktig said. One student’s parents did take that option.

Some students in attendance regarded the program as one-sided and misleading. Eighth-grader Eli Cohen said he and his friends thought the presenters “were trying to scare us.” The skit suggested that “condoms almost always don’t work and that having sex will give you STDs,” Eli said.

“They were giving only one side.”

Rutland CareNet official Marra, a former social worker, notes, “I used to be in favor of condom education for kids.” But, she adds, “I couldn’t ignore the facts in front of me. I couldn’t ignore the number of girls becoming teenage mothers, making great sacrifices in their goals and dreams. I came to believe that teaching abstinence is the right approach.”

John Young isn’t so sure, and further laments that the CareNet program omitted any mention of civil unions or questions of sexual identity for gay and lesbian students. “A multi-team school event on sexuality that doesn’t even mention their concerns,” he said, “sends a strong message to them that they are invisible and should remain so.”

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Make no mistake: Sativex is liquid marijuana. It is nothing like Marinol, the synthetic THC pill sold in the U.S. and sometimes falsely touted as an adequate substitute for marijuana. Sativex is a whole-plant extract, containing the rich variety of naturally occurring compounds called cannabinoids that are unique to marijuana. It also contains trace elements of other compounds contained in the plant, which scientists believe contribute to its therapeutic value.

On its website GW Pharmaceuticals explains, “We believe very strongly that many of the advantages of using the whole plant come from the inclusion of other components of cannabis [marijuana],” not just THC. “In the cannabis plant, it appears that some of the components added together give better effect. Some components seem to work to counteract some of the side effects of others, and the whole plant is generally well tolerated by humans.”

Studies have shown significant effect against pain and other symptoms caused by multiple sclerosis and other debilitating conditions. Over 600 patient-years of research have established a remarkable record of safety. Sativex is to marijuana as a cup of coffee is to coffee beans. If Sativex is safe and effective, marijuana is safe and effective.

ROB KAMPIA Rob Kampia is executive director of the Marijuana Policy Project in Washington, D.C.

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Wayne Brightly, 38, repeatedly failed his state certification exam, authorities said that he paid a homeless man with a developmental disorder $2 to take the test for him. Stand-in Rubin Leitner, who is 20 years older than Brightly and looks nothing like him, not only passed, but scored so high that state officials became suspicious and summoned Brightly for questioning. Instead of appearing himself, Brightly (black and thin) sent Leitner (white and overweight), who failed to fool anyone. “He said no one would ever know,” Leitner told the Daily News.

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Second-Amendment Follies Police in Tucson, Arizona, reported that Adrian “A.J.” White-Wolff, 20, died when he accidentally shot himself in the head while playing with a gun in a car with his younger brother, Derrick, and some friends. “It was a stupid accident,” the victim’s mother, Doris Ann White-Wolff, told the Arizona Daily Star. “Derrick said A.J. thought he was Marshal Dillon, flipping the gun around. They thought they were having fun.”

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Scare Tactics Hoping to scare away birds at the Beijing airport, officials imported a U.S.-made bird-dispersing machine, which works by amplifying recordings of birds or their natural enemies. The scarecrow machine failed to work, according to the Beijing Evening News, because the recordings were of American birds, and “local birds did not understand the foreign language.” The paper reported that experts “translated” the bird noises into Chinese by recording “six or seven bird screams which are common in Beijing.”

Weighty Matters Sales clerks discriminate against obese shoppers, unless they think the customer is dieting, according to a 5-year study at Rice University. The discrimination was subtle, consisting of less eye contact and more unfriendliness, said Eden King, one of the study leaders. In one phase of the study, obese shoppers carried either an ice-cream drink or a diet cola and told store employees that they were trying to lose weight. King said that the shoppers with the ice-cream drink reported the greatest amount of discrimination. Scott Krugman of the National Retail Federation insisted that the survey doesn’t prove discrimination, only that some salesclerks are rude.

United We Annoy Hoping to bring Jews and Arabs closer together, the first international pantomime festival, held in the Upper Galilee Arab-Israeli town of Shfaram, drew Arab and Jewish mimes, as well as performers from France, Italy, Bulgaria, Argentina and Britain. “We reach out without words,” festival organizer Walid Yassin said, “because words may do harm.”

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Orlando. Throw in a couple of spooky Lincoln faces, a lot of guns going off at Antietam, John Wilkes Booth jumping down from the assassination scene, and there you have it — History Lite. A cheaper show couldn’t exist outside Crawford, Texas.

Better people than I last week — provided they could wade through all those stories about the pope and TV docudramas pretending that “American voters never knew” Franklin Roosevelt had had polio (they did, very well) — tried to balance Bush’s brain with Lincoln’s. I refer especially to David Rossie’s piece in The Binghamton Press and Sun-Bulletin, which pled for Americans to wake up and see how they’ve been duped. David had only to quote the respective Commanders-in-chief: Lincoln (1858): “As I would not be a slave, so I would not be a master. This expresses my idea of democracy. Whatever differs from this, to the extent of the difference, is no democracy.”

Bush (2003): “I had the opportunity to go out to Goree Island [on the west coast of Africa, in what is now Senegal] and talk about what slavery meant to America. It’s very interesting when you think about it.

The slaves who left here to go to America, because of their steadfast [sic] and their religion and their belief in freedom, helped change America.”

OK. “Most of you all know,” as Bush continued in Springfield, that “the First Lady was a librarian. Any time she can get me into a library is a pretty good deal, as far as she’s concerned.”

That Goofus was in a museum, not a library, when he said this, is a distinction

I’m willing to overlook. That he doesn’t know the difference, when he compares himself to Abraham Lincoln, is a distinction I cannot overlook. Especially when he throws the burden on the First Lady, the kind of librarian who used to recite The Runaway Bunny during “Children’s Week.”

If she were a real librarian, she’d see through this farce. “[Lincoln’s] very election as president was regarded as a cause for war,” Dubya stumbled on. “And as he sent legions of men to death and sacrifice, his own burden began to show in a lined and tired face.”

Leave it to Ding-Dong to render the whole thing a matter of cosmetics. And leave it to him, also, to know nothing about Lincoln, who declared as he sent “men to death and sacrifice” during the Civil War that his head was “low and bent”; that no pride could accrue to it; and that his only goal was to preserve the Union. Not the “Republicans” or the “Democrats” or the slaves or anyone else, but the Union. Later, in the Second Inaugural Address of 1865, Lincoln hoped that “the better angels of our nature” would win the day. And when he said that, he wasn’t talking about “God.” “Mr. Lincoln had no faith and no hope in the usual acceptation of those words,” said Mary Lincoln after her husband’s death. “He never joined a church; but still, as I believe, he was a religious man by nature. He first seemed to think about the subject when our boy Willie died, and then more than ever about the time he went to Gettysburg; but it was a kind of poetry in his nature, and he was never a technical Christian.”

Uh-oh. Last week, Vice President Dick Cheney announced that as president of the Senate he would cast the decisive vote, if necessary, to further the Republican Party’s goal of “ending the filibuster,” the so-called “nuclear option.” This in the interest of appointing “Christian” judges — “people of faith” — to the federal bench.

Any student of history knows that this effort is not about “faith.” It’s not about Christianity, either. It’s a blatant attempt to destroy the constitutional separation of powers, and to put that power solely in the hands of the executive, the “president.”

Who is, of course, a figurehead. And this one is no Lincoln.

In 1862, Mary Lincoln heard that one of her brothers, fighting on the Confederate side, had been killed in battle. Elizabeth Keckley, her best friend and a black woman, broke the news to her and wondered why she was not devastated. “Of course,” Mary said, “it is but natural that I should feel for one so nearly related to me, but not to the extent that you suppose. He made his choice long ago . . . He has been fighting against us; and since he chose to be our deadly enemy, I see no special reason why I should bitterly mourn his death.”

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Bush, now 27, probably didn’t call his creations “art” when he was building forts with his brothers out of dead tree limbs and stones. Or when his dad taught him how to take apart and re-assemble motors on cars and trucks, or to use the tools in his shop.

But it was all in a day’s play for a creative boy raised without television in rural Vermont.

You might say Bush was born into art: His father Jeb was a blacksmith, his mother Judy a potter. But into this environment he brought his own desire to “constantly make stuff,” an insatiable curiosity to know how things work and, not least, an eye for beauty. During two-and-a-half years of home schooling, he chose to add “in-depth studies of Gothic architecture and Alexander Calder.”

Later, after apprenticing with a local carpenter, Bush was torn between pursuing architecture or art. But the hands-on appeal of working with tools won out. Specifically, it was Alfred University that lured him, “after a tour where I found a vast amount of

equipment and studios to work with,” Bush says. There, hungry for knowledge, he studied glass blowing, neon, foundry practices, woodworking and metal fabrication. “My professors kept nagging me to focus on one medium,” he writes in a statement accompanying his resumé, “but I kept explaining to them that it was important for me to burn as many candles as possible while they were in front of me.”

Bush’s senior project was the epitome of “mixed media”: a dining-room set made of woods and steel; two car motors “enhanced” with blown glass and neon light; and glassand-metal sculptures.

After graduating in 2000, Bush traveled a bit and worked in glass studios, including the famous Pilchuck Glass School in Seattle.

But soon he returned home and set up his shop in Richmond with the guys he’d worked for in high school. Birdseye Metal & Glass, or BMG, is a division of Birdseye Building, which focuses on residential construction. There, Bush makes ornamental metalwork such as handrails, door hardware, lighting and other architectural elements.

“Chelsie’s work is energetic and spontaneous — there’s sort of a refined grittiness to it,” says Birdseye co-owner John Seibert.

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A stunning example is the chandelier hanging at On the Rise Bakery in Richmond â&#x20AC;&#x201D; that is, if someone hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t plopped down the $4200 for it already. Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s older brother Ben (who also works at Birdseye as a draftsman) owns the bakery with his wife Rachel, and it serves as a mini gallery for Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s illuminating creations. Along with an old wagon wheel, the chandelier uses six pistons, which hold long, red snouts of blown glass sized to fit. Several sconce-type lights, also made of vibrantly colored blown glass and metal, hang on an adjacent wall. These go for $300 to $500. Oh, and he also made the wood-glass-and-metal front door, as well as the neon sign in the window.

Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hard to know whether Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s resourcefulness was learned or is part of his genetic code. But one look at the yard behind his shop tells you heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a guy who saves â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and finds a use for â&#x20AC;&#x201D; pretty much everything. Is he going to turn into one of these stereotypical Vermonters with junked cars in the yard? He already has, but protests, â&#x20AC;&#x153;Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty organized!â&#x20AC;?

True, most of his collection is tucked behind the building â&#x20AC;&#x201D; heaps of metal, wood, a row of old theater seats, a set of wheels and an axle. He calls the area â&#x20AC;&#x153;metal beach,â&#x20AC;? and accurately dubs his enterprise â&#x20AC;&#x153;a recycling organism.â&#x20AC;?

Inside the shop, Bush shows off an assortment of gear heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s reclaimed from history, such as a 19th-century lathe and power hammer for forging, and a milling machine he guesses dates from the 1920s or â&#x20AC;&#x2122;30s. The ones that donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t work yet are ongoing projects. So are the diesel tanks heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s converting for vegetable oil â&#x20AC;&#x201D; yes, for cars.

And then thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the neat stack of parts for that â&#x20AC;&#x2122;46 Dodge . . .

Bush made news a couple years ago with a quite different vehicle

numbing effects of television. He still doesnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t have one â&#x20AC;&#x201D; and that, he suggests pointedly, gives him a lot more time to tinker. â&#x20AC;&#x153;TV is the most abused drug,â&#x20AC;? he declares.

That view is eloquently and wittily conveyed by a contraption he calls â&#x20AC;&#x153;Unplug the Drug.â&#x20AC;? The multimedia piece is essentially a 21-footlong hypodermic needle on wheels; its syringe filled with a jumble of TV sets that actually work. Well, he keeps them set to â&#x20AC;&#x153;fuzz,â&#x20AC;? Bush says. As effective as it was displayed at the Burlington Subaru dealership for last yearâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s South End Art Hop, the piece got even more reaction at the Warren Fourth of July parade. Clad in a white Tyvex suit, Bush dragged a TV shackled to his ankle for good measure.

His next assemblage, a sort of chariot thing entitled â&#x20AC;&#x153;Driving the Iron Horse,â&#x20AC;? will be a commentary on the use of fossil fuels.

Bushâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s aesthetic has won the admiration of Burlington architect John Anderson, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hired him on several design projects. At a current renovation in a Shelburne residence, Bush is fabricating the keystone piece for, ironically, the TV room in the basement, which Anderson describes as â&#x20AC;&#x153;a Blade Runner/nuclear winter/Russian submarine kind of environment.â&#x20AC;?

The floor-to-ceiling installation â&#x20AC;&#x153;looks like a cross between a big old factory plumbing pipe and an old periscope in a Russian submarine.â&#x20AC;? Inside is a neon sculpture with a low-level red glow.

Anderson says in the past heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s hired Bush to do some sleek, refined, ultra-modern projects, â&#x20AC;&#x153;but I can say, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Make it look brutal and scary and 100 years old,â&#x20AC;&#x2122; and he can do that. For me heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s the perfect kind of guy to work with,â&#x20AC;? Anderson adds, â&#x20AC;&#x153;because he can cover so much ground.â&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x153;The longer Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m around, the more work there is,â&#x20AC;? Bush muses. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A lot of it is just my drive to make things.â&#x20AC;? m

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BY MARGOT HARRISON

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I Fiction-writing workshop with Mary Hays, Stowe Free Library, Stowe, Thursdays, May 5 to June 9, 7-9 p.m. Reading from Learning to Drive, May 17, 7:30 p.m.

Info, 253-6145.

Don Bredes reading and book-signing, Kingdom Books, St. Johnsbury, May 9, 4 p.m.

Info, 748-5488.

Everybody Wins! Vermont Third Annual Family Literacy Celebration, Edmunds Elementary School, Burlington, May 7, 2-4 p.m.

Info, 229-2665.

f you’ve been putting off buying that Mother’s Day card, you might find inspiration in the 20th-anniversary issue of Visit’n, an annual compilation of oral history from the Vermont Folklife Center. One of the stories told in this “greatest hits” collection of taped narratives from voluble Vermonters is that of Flora Shippee, a West Dover woman who was widowed in the 1920s with “nine children and one on the way.”

Obeying her husband’s dying wish to keep the family together, Shippee weathered the Depression by working as a nurse and a laundress. She concocted home remedies from garden weeds, taught her kids moral lessons in the form of stories and rhyming jingles, and became matriarch to a brood of grandchildren and greatgrandchildren who still gather for annual reunions today. “Very seldom did I remember my mother showing that she was discouraged,” says daughter Cora Bardwell.

Shippee’s story is plainspoken and powerful, but it won’t sell as many copies as Chicken Soup for Every Mom’s Soul, the latest entry in the interminable, indomitable Chicken Soup series. This well-timed collection of bite-sized inspirational tales — most of them submitted by readers via the Chicken Soup website — features two Vermonters: Susan Krushenick of Warren and Mary Ann Horenstein of Burlington, who writes articles on local history for the Free Press.

MARY HAYS

As Mother’s Day approaches and mud season retreats, various events beckon literary-minded Vermonters who are feeling the spring itch to get out of the house. Here are a few possibilities: Most people who stop by the village of Stowe on a spring evening come for ice cream or a cold brew after a day’s hike on the Notch. This May, a handful will also come to learn the craft of fiction from a Pushcart Prize nominee.

Corinth resident Mary Hays is a rare bird in today’s youth-obsessed publishing world, in which editors seeking the next Prep are eagerly buy-

ing up manuscripts by 17-year-old Harvard freshmen. After years of writing plays and short fiction, Hays launched a promising career as a literary novelist at age 63, when her Learning to Drive was published by Shaye Areheart Books. The novel about a devout Christian Scientist whose faith is shaken by her husband’s sudden death attracted national review attention and admiring blurbs from fellow novelists Chris Bohjalian and Judy Blume.

When a fan of Hays’ novel who lived near Stowe suggested she do a reading at the Stowe Free Library, Hays got to talking with librarian Charlotte Maison Kastner. She’s been using her “Face to Face: Meet the Author” series to attract big audiences and big names for a small-town library — among them William Sloane Coffin and National Book Award-winner Nathaniel Philbrick.

The library also offers workshops in poetry, short fiction and nonfiction; Hays agreed to step in and teach the free, library-funded fiction workshop, with attendance capped at 12. (At press time, Maison Kastner said some spots were still open.)

A veteran writing teacher with experience both on the college and

As Mother’s Day approaches and mud season retreats, various events beckon literary-minded Vermonters who are feeling the spring itch to get out of the house. secondary levels, Hays says she especially enjoys teaching “free-range, free-will adults, because they are truly there for all the right reasons.”

Among the workshop’s topics are “creating a world,” “creating characters you can live with” and “the playwright within you” — something Hays knows firsthand, since she began her career as a dramatist.

Besides recently receiving the prestigious short fiction nomination, Hays has a Vermont Arts Council grant to fund her in-progress novel, which she says is “set in a place called Quarry City, modeled after Barre, during the politically repressive McCarthy era.” Meanwhile, she’s looking forward to a lively reading on the 17th from Learning to Drive, which she calls “a book that leads to great discussions . . . Everyone, it seems, has had either a Christian Science aunt or college roommate who sneaked a bit of aspirin on the side. More than that, though, Learning to Drive is about someone who’s been raised in an extremist religion and charts her journey back into the ordinary, unpredictable and ultimately mysterious world of human beings.”

Another Vermont writer getting national attention is Don Bredes, the North Danville creator of detective Hector Bellevance. Beth Kanell, coowner of Kingdom Books in St. Johnsbury, reports that New York

Times mystery critic Marilyn Stasio will discuss Bredes’ new Northeast Kingdom-set potboiler, The Fifth Season, in her May 8 column. “Of course, there’s no guarantee that [Stasio] will praise it — fingers crossed!” says Kanell, who describes The Fifth Season as a tale of brutal murder and small-town politicking set — when else? — in mud season.

Bredes will be at Kingdom Books for a reading and signing on Monday, May 9.

Kids and parents who attend the Everybody Wins! Vermont Third Annual Family Literacy Celebration will get to hear Senator Jim Jeffords read a storybook and meet Jean Marzollo, author of the wildly popular I Spy books. But staffers at Everybody Wins!, a “not-for-profit literary and mentoring program” that brings employees of local businesses into schools to read with children, are already celebrating. The organization’s Vermont chapter recently received a Starbucks Foundation grant of $10,000, which it will use to buy books, train volunteers, and run workshops.

Starbucks supporting children’s literacy? While most elementary schoolers aren’t — one hopes — in the habit of ordering double lattes, the juxtaposition makes sense when you scan the average coffeehouse, full of cellphone chatters, Internet surfers and, yes, readers. Maybe today’s

Lemony Snicket fans are tomorrow’s Tazo chai drinkers.

Jennifer Guebert, Starbucks marketing director for the Great Northeastern Region, puts it more loftily: “Our mission is: to create hope, discovery and opportunity in communities where Starbucks partners live and work,” and hence to fund “programs that promote youth leadership through the power of literacy and respect for diversity,” she says. Although 14-year-old Everybody Wins! has chapters across the United States, so far only the Vermont and Connecticut chapters have received Starbucks grants.

For Christian Keidel, manager of the South Burlington Starbucks, the grant isn’t something abstract. He’s been volunteering as an Everybody Wins! mentor since January, reading weekly with a student at Burlington’s Edmunds Elementary School and helping her write an entry for the program’s annual poetry contest. “Watching her open up over a few weeks’ readings and express herself more is really rewarding,” says Keidel, who hopes eight or nine Burlington-area baristas will participate in Everybody Wins! next fall. “It’s a big shocker whenever I do an interview and explain that an aspect of working at Starbucks is being actively involved in the community,” he adds. “It’s just not what people think when they walk in the door.” m

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Dear Cecil, Although I realize you don’t have firsthand knowledge of women’s monthly cycles, I feel confident that you will be able to answer my query, o wise one! Does alcohol affect you differently depending on which week of your cycle you’re in?

A girlfriend of mine told me that you will get drunk easier closer to ovulation and also will be more susceptible to a hangover. She also said that researchers think that speech patterns can be affected during different stages of the cycle (i.e., you have a greater chance of stumbling on words, stuttering, etc.). I’ve done a little home research on the alcohol consumption part of this question and I’m starting to think she is correct. Do I have a valid excuse for getting tipsy or stuttering?

Lea-Anne Levasseur, Saint Catharines, Ontario No offense, Lea-Anne, but you don’t have to be female to have firsthand knowledge of a woman’s monthly cycle, any more than you need a driver’s license to have firsthand knowledge of a car wreck. I’d say the real question, alcohol aside, is: Does the menstrual cycle cause some women to exhibit behavior that in ages past got them sent to live for a week in a hut? Spoken like a true male chauvinist pig, you may say. Perhaps, but wait till you hear about Sandie Craddock, the barmaid from hell.

First, tipsiness. Over the past 30 years a fair amount of research has focused on the relation between the menstrual cycle and alcohol, the chief question being whether booze intake causes higher blood alcohol levels during different stages of the process. One widely cited study (Ben Jones and Marilyn Jones, 1976) claimed that it did — specifically, that during the premenstrual phase (days 21-28), when sex hormone levels fluctuate markedly, women absorbed alcohol into their bloodstreams faster and to a greater degree than earlier in the cycle. In a follow-up investigation, Jones and Jones found that women’s reaction times after drinking slowed more during the premenstrual phase than at other times.

Aha, you’re thinking, my home research confirmed!

Unfortunately, hardly anyone was subsequently able to reproduce these results, including Jones and Jones, and

the current consensus is that any apparent cyclic changes were the result of methodological flaws. (Interestingly, imbibing women generally do reach higher blood alcohol levels than men, even when the amount of booze is adjusted to reflect body weight; it’s just that the menstrual cycle has no bearing on the matter.)

A study of women pilots operating a flight simulator after drinking (Mumenthaler et al., 2001) found that while they did relatively poorly when cross-eyed, their performance didn’t track their menstrual cycles except on a couple of tasks. Speech pathologist Ellen-Marie Silverman published research in the ’70s and ’80s suggesting that women had a harder time talking during the premenstrual phase, but her work was ignored, and as far as I know the issue was never settled. Research on menstruation and hangover is likewise slim.

So never mind alcohol, stuttering and so on for now.

Can the menstrual cycle make a woman just plain nuts?

Up to 85 percent of menstruating women report having one or more symptoms of premenstrual syndrome, but the list of PMS complaints is so nonspecific — fatigue, irritability, forgetfulness, etc. — that probably 85 percent of men would qualify were it not for the monthly timing angle.

Things get more interesting when we restrict the discussion to premenstrual dysphoric disorder, a condition affecting the 2 to 10 percent of women who suffer cyclerelated emotional and behavioral upset so severe as to be disabling. PMDD isn’t currently an official mental disorder — the fourth edition of the Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of Mental Disorders, the formal guide to insanity, lists the condition in an appendix and suggests it needs more research. Some psychiatrists have denounced the idea that menstrual hormones can cause mental illness, saying it’s an excuse to discriminate against women and dismiss their other mental-health concerns.

In some instances it may be more than that. Consider Regina v. Craddock, a UK criminal case from 1981.

Sandie Craddock, a 29-year-old London woman with dozens of criminal convictions, was charged with murdering a fellow barmaid. At trial an expert testified that all her crimes — as well as her numerous suicide attempts — occurred at roughly 29-day intervals, i.e., in sync with her menstrual cycle. Agreeing she wasn’t in control of her faculties, the court reduced Craddock’s charge to manslaughter and freed her on probation provided she remained on hormone therapy.

Sometime later, Craddock’s dosage was reduced; during her next cycle she threatened to kill a cop who had allegedly insulted her three years earlier and was arrested while lying in wait for the officer with a knife. Upshot: probation again. Two lessons: (1) Think seriously about the timing of your next trip to England. (2) Menstruation-related conditions, however preposterous or politically incorrect they sound, may have some basis in fact.

CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic.

Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60611, or email him at cecil@chireader.com.

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BY RUTH HOROWITZ

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t sounded like fun, but isn’t to be — yet.

A special matinee concert by The Paul Green School of Rock had been scheduled to play Higher Ground this weekend, but one hour before press time, the show was canceled, apparently due to slow ticket sales. The Philadelphia-area after school program is said to have inspired Jack Black’s 2003 film The School of Rock. In it, the manic actor plays a substitute teacher who turns nerdy 5th graders into rock ’n’ rollers.

The real-life Paul Green School of Rock was founded Philadelphia in 1998.

About 180 kids aged 8 to 18 attend the after-school program, which lets them play genuine instrument, in front of genuine audiences. They usual gig around Philly, but have also played such venues as CBGB’s and The Knitting Factory, and showcased at festivals in Texas and Germany.

A documentary, Rock School, opening in June, follows a year in the life of the school. The film’s soundtrack features the prodigy punkers rocking out with the likes of Jon Anderson of Yes, Alice Cooper and Heart’s Ann Wilson.

A Burlington show may happen in July, after the movie comes out. When it does, local music fans will be able to catch a couple dozen of the program’s top rockers — about a third of them female — in a family-friendly show.

What can audiences expect to see? “In my humble opinion,” says school founder Paul Green, “some of the finest young musicians on the East Coast. If we were just a novelty act of kids playing rock songs, we would have petered out a long time ago.”

Shifting lineup from one number to the next, they play tunes pulled from their curriculum. “If we’re trying to teach the kids dynamics,” Green explains, “we might do Rod Stewart’s ‘Every Picture Tells a Story.’”

Queen and Frank Zappa offer lessons in harmony. The syllabus also features lots of Rolling Stones and Beatles, as well as Devo and Deep Purple.

The exact play list at Higher Ground will depend on what Green sees when he scopes out the audience before the show.

“In San Francisco we had lots of longhaired men and their girlfriends. In Spokane it was like Sesame Street,” he says. “If we get a bunch of baby boomers we’ll do Stones and Pink Floyd. If it’s a hipster crowd, we’ll do Dead Kennedys and Slayer. If no one shows, we’ll just do what I feel like doing.”

It’s not easy to keep track of movie theater holdings in Chittenden County.

The latest shake-up: Cinema 9, in South Burlington. The venue, which went dark April 22, is slated to re-open in mid-May as the Palace under the ownership of a Boston-area man named Harold Blank.

He may not be well known on the local film scene, but Blank, now 57, has been a

major movie-theater player here for years.

Back in the 1970s, Blank bought movies for an organization that represented a couple hundred New England exhibitors, including Merrill Jarvis. Jarvis was then showing pictures at the Flynn and State theaters in downtown Burlington, South Burlington’s Showcase 5 (now Higher Ground) and the Plaza (now Barnes & Noble) as well as three drive-ins.

Blank later went to work developing new properties for the Australian Hoyts Group. In that role, he engineered Hoyts’ purchase of the Plaza, Ethan Allen, Showcase 5 and Cinema 9 — all of which were then owned by Jarvis. In the years since, Hoyts has sold off its North American screens and Jarvis has bought back Ethan Allen and the Nick, which he’s revamped as the artsy/indie-oriented Roxy. Last year, when Jarvis built the Majestic in Williston, his partner in the project was Harold Blank.

“I knew of the deal in Williston because I’d begun working on that for Hoyts in 1995,” says Blank, while driving to Vermont from Massachusetts — a trip he takes a couple times a week. He says he’s spending about $500,000 to improve Cinema 9, including $120,000 in sound upgrades. As for cinematic selections, “I anticipate that the theater will play generally commercial pictures as it has in the past,” says Blank.

Is he looking to expand his local holdings? “I have plans for the future, but none of them are solid or immediate,” he says. “But I do have plans.”

If you missed Firefly Productions’ 2002 premiere of Fish Dancing, you can catch it at two locations next weekend.

The Cambridge, Vermont, company needs funds to get to England’s Brighton Fringe Festival in May. Firefly has been an annual fixture at Scotland’s Edinburgh Fringe Festival, but this is their first

“State of the Arts” is a biweekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Ruth Horowitz, email ruth@sevendaysvt.com.

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With family at his side, Jeezum Jim Jeffords went out his way. He was open about both his and his wife’s health problems. He simply said he was getting old and it was time to go. Short and sweet.

For only the second time in 32 years, Vermonters will vote to fill an open U.S. Senate seat. Let the games begin!

The Big Enchilada — As it turned out, Rep. Sanders did get a press release out within the hour reminding everyone he’s had his sights on a U.S. Senate seat for quite some time. Jeffords’ announcement began at 1 p.m.

Offically, Ol’ Bernardo’s press release went out at 1:33 p.m.

Not bad.

The Democratic Party is solidly behind the iconoclastic Vermont Independent with the Brooklyn accent. Both Howard Dean and Senate Minority Leader Harry Reid called him to express their support. The skids are greased.

The only one who could possibly derail the Senator Sanders train is Republican Gov. Jim Douglas.

The only question is, does he have the guts to go head-to-head with Bernie?

In the 2002 election, both won handily. But Sanders polled 25,000 more votes statewide in his Congressional race than Douglas got for governor.

Certainly the Bush White House and the Republican Party will promise him the sun, moon and stars to run, but Gov. Scissorhands gets flustered when challenged, and Bernie will be challenging him — loud and clear — on a daily basis.

Besides, every time we try to raise the issue with Jim Barnett, Douglas’ number one hit-man, he changes the subject.

This week, GOP Chair Barnett would much rather smear Sen. Patrick Leahy for opposing Bush’s most extreme right-wing judicial nominees than discuss Douglas’ chances in a head-tohead with Sanders.

Mad Dog must know something.

And what he knows may have been best expressed this week by someone across the political aisle.

Until last month Luke Albee was St. Patrick’s chief-of-staff. He’s now entered the private sector as Washington’s newest political guru.

The Douglas-Barnett “good cop-bad cop routine gets a little trickier in a race for the United States Senate,” said Albee. “It will be harder for the governor when Jim Barnett is trumpeting the benefits of privatizing Social Security, ending all checks and balances on judicial nominees and defending the president’s budget priorities.

All these issues are in Congressman Sanders’ wheelhouse, and I’m sure he’d be delighted to debate them for the next 18 months in Vermont.”

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Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s got a point. And weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be surprised if the two Jims â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Douglas and Barnett â&#x20AC;&#x201D; donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t get the point.

We wish he would, but right now, we cannot imagine Jim Douglas running for anything but reelection.

The Racing Form â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The Kentucky Derby only allows 20 horses. Vermont has no limit. Here are some of the leading Vermont ponies with a stake in the 2006 Election Derby.

Sen. Peter Welch (D) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Been around a long time but hasnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t won in Grade 1 competition. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a former left-winger whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s moved to the center. Welchâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ambition phase may be behind him. Peterâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s already said he has no interest in taking on Douglas. That leaves the House race. Right now, not likely.

Peter Shumlin (D) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Former state senator is said to be ready to rock â&#x20AC;&#x2122;nâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; roll. Fell on his sword for the party in 2002 by not challenging the buzzless Doug Racine in a gubernatorial primary. Then he ends up with Progressive Anthony Pollina getting in the Lite-Gov race and launching Brian Dubieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s political career. Word is, Shummy wants to run for Bernieâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s House seat. And itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;ll be a heck of a primary.

Sen. Matt Dunne (D) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Count him in. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a moment heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been waiting for. The talented Windsor County thirtysomething has had Washington dreams on his mind since childhood. Lack of statewide name recognition will be a problem, but problems are there to be overcome. The only thing that could stop him would be a Peter Welch candidacy.

Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie (R) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Recently we heard from D.C. that Doobie-Doo will not be getting the aviation ambassadorship we first reported he was seeking just two weeks after he won a second term last November. The dudeâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s ambitious. Heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s even got some of those quirky old-Vermonter tendencies Jim Jeffords has.

Dubie would be perfect for the House race. Especially if no other wacko Republican gets in. While the Democrats beat each other up in a primary, Dubie could play the statesman and build a warchest. Itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s really too good to pass up, right Brian?

Anthony Pollina (P) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The day after Jeffordsâ&#x20AC;&#x2122; announcement, Pollina gave a few people shivers as he casually appeared at the Statehouse. If Tony the Prog wants to do some real damage, he certainly can. Dubie would instantly become the projected winner if Pollina made a run for the U.S. House. Can lightning strike twice?

Peter Clavelle (D) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; In 1989, Clavelle succeeded Sanders as mayor of Burlington. Can he follow him to Washington in 2006?

Clavelleâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dismal 38 percent showing in the 2004 governorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s race indicates he has lots of room for improvement. However, he also has a statewide base of left-wingers to build on. Interesting.

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Sen. Diane Snelling (R) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; If Dubie goes for Congress, who better to carry the GOP flag than the daughter of a former governor (dad) and former lieutenant governor (mom)? Her biggest problem would be getting through a GOP primary. Thatâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s where the conservative true believers turn out, and Princess Di ainâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t no conservative.

She thinks everyone, including gays and Abenakis, have rights.

Ritchie Tarrant â&#x20AC;&#x201D; The retired IDX gazillionaire may be old and rich, but heâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s never run for political office, and, for a man who has everything, a U.S. Senate campaign is a nice bauble. Just reading his personal financial disclosure form would be a hoot. A Sanders vs.

Tarrant race would be pure playground basketball. No referees.

Please, Ritchie, donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t back out now!

Bill Sorrell (D) â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Our attorney general says he loves his current job, but has been getting calls. His lack of tenacious campaign experience is a concern. When we caught him Monday he was wondering out loud about the chance a â&#x20AC;&#x153;viableâ&#x20AC;? Democrat would have in the U.S. Senate race.

Wonder what Billyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s been smoking lately?

Gen. Martha Rainville â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Our distinguished National Guard commander is a horse of an unknown color, but a much-admired horse, nonetheless. Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a potentially strong candidate for Gov or the U.S. House. Bright and articulate, Rainville has a certain presence that just says â&#x20AC;&#x153;leader.â&#x20AC;? Sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;d be a very hot ticket in a Democratic House primary. Imagine a Rainville-Dubie congressional race?

But at the moment, no one knows if Generalissimo Martha is Democrat, Republican or Independent. Weâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re all holding our breath.

Prison Country Club â&#x20AC;&#x201D; Former Fletcher Allen Health Care boss Bill Boettcher begins serving a two-year prison sentence in June, but donâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t expect a real prison with jail cells and barbed wire.

Everything was worked out for Big Bill to serve his time at the rather posh, white-collar Federal Prison Camp in Nellis, Arizona, north of Las Vegas. Its latest celebrity resident was Martha Stewartâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s crooked stockbroker.

No jail bars at Nellis. According to the Bureau of Prisons, itâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s even air-conditioned, and inmates sleep four to a room, dorm-style. The gym has cardio equipment and stairclimbers. Thereâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s a pool, as well as ping-pong tables and art classes. The foodâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s pretty good, too.

But bad news arrived Tuesday.

It seems the Bush administration wants to close down Nellis FPC and three other minimum-security camps in a consolidation move.

Congress will have the final say.

Imagine Mr. Boettcher having to serve his time without air-conditioning and a Stairmaster?

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â&#x20AC;&#x153;Inside Trackâ&#x20AC;? is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

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But then something amazing hapTHORSEN pened: In less than 10 minutes, one of the girls, named Melissa, found a cornflowerblue dress that fit her perfectly. Her friends admired the ankle-length, empirewaist cut; Melissa’s eyes sparkled with that eureka expression. What’s also amazing is that she left the store with that dress and hadn’t spent a dime. The gown, along with dozens of others on temporary display at A Little Glamour, was completely free, thanks to a growing movement that’s turning past prom queens, and bridesmaids, into fairy godmothers.

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websites for two separate nonprofit organizations in Los Angeles and Vancouver, B.C., claim to have founded the project in 1999. But unaffiliated programs have since spread throughout the two countries with essentially the same mission: to collect new or gently used dresses for girls who cannot — or don’t want to — spend a fortune to attend their proms. The L.A. project specifically alludes to building selfesteem in inner-city girls, but in Vermont and elsewhere, supporters want to ensure that local teen belles get to go to the ball.

In the same way that official Cinderella Projects have been launched, the inspiration to gather and give away gowns hit Lisa Spagnoli when she overheard a couple of conversations in her store, A Little Glamour. “Girls were talking about how expensive prom dresses are,” she says.

“And I had nine bridesmaid’s dresses hanging in my closet at home; I thought someone could benefit from that.”

Spagnoli placed ads and posted flyers, and by mid-April, women aged twentysomething to fiftysomething had donated heaps of satin, silk, charmeuse and chiffon. Two turquoise thigh-grazers dan-

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BEVERLY HILL, LYRIC THEATRE gled alongside Nicole Miller creations, midnight blue and maroon numbers, and a â&#x20AC;&#x153;Lady in Redâ&#x20AC;? sparkler. There was even a wedding dress â&#x20AC;&#x201D; a size 12 Jessica McClintock, with the tags still attached. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Her mother hated it,â&#x20AC;? says Spagnoli. â&#x20AC;&#x153;So many of them wanted to tell me a story about the dress . . . and Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m just happy to see them go to a big party again.â&#x20AC;?

Though Spagnoliâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s free spree has ended, sheâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s passed along the dresses to Beverly Hill, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s overseeing Lyric Theatreâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s own Cinderella collaboration with several Chittenden County high schools.

Sometime before Prom Night 2004, Annie Lajoie and Danielle Hanson, then juniors at Mount Mansfield Union, heard about the Cinderella Projects in New York City and started collecting dresses from their fellow students. Only a few trickled in, but word of the fairy-tale idea reached members of Lyric, who planned to stage the musical Cinderella this spring. They decided to help the girls reach more donors for 2005. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Not everybodyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s going to have a big, fancy wedding or a big, fancy prom,â&#x20AC;? says Hill, whoâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s also helped Lyric partner with Good News Garage for Grease, collect coats for Joseph and the Amazing Technicolor Dreamcoat, and work with the King Street Youth Center for The King and I. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But I think all little girls grow up wanting to have that sort of Cinderella night,â&#x20AC;? she adds.

Eleven students from eight high schools are now involved with the project and have supervised various drop-off days. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A lot of people are really interested,â&#x20AC;? says Jen Leach of Champlain Valley Union. â&#x20AC;&#x153;Seniors and juniors are ready to

part with their freshmen dresses; it takes a couple of years to realize, â&#x20AC;&#x2DC;Iâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;m really not going to wear that again.â&#x20AC;&#x2122;â&#x20AC;?

In some cases, it may take a couple of decades. â&#x20AC;&#x153;A lot of older people have dropped off, actually,â&#x20AC;? says Danielle Hartley of Milton, who can spot a bridesmaidâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s dress from a mile away â&#x20AC;&#x201D; thanks, no doubt, to the matching pumps. How will such styles fly among teens? â&#x20AC;&#x153;Theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re talking about how vintage is in,â&#x20AC;? says Leach. â&#x20AC;&#x153;So a lot of these could work â&#x20AC;&#x201D; as long as theyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;re not poufy.â&#x20AC;?

While some of the dresses appeared to have arrived straight from Princess Diâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s closet, circa 1983, others smacked more of a Las Vegas revue. Or Tina Turner. â&#x20AC;&#x153;There was one, it was green, it was definitely a dress,â&#x20AC;? says Lajoie. â&#x20AC;&#x153;But it wouldnâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;t cover your butt! It was, um, exposing a lot.â&#x20AC;?

Lest any â&#x20AC;&#x153;storiesâ&#x20AC;? of these gowns be lingering in the form of stains or smells, Gadueâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s is dry-cleaning each one in time for May 7, when a special boutique at the University Mall will allow prom-goers to make their picks.

Donations are ongoing at the high schools, and at the Flynn Center from April 28 to May 1, during Lyricâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s Cinderella run. With nearly 100 dresses on hand from initial â&#x20AC;&#x153;drop daysâ&#x20AC;? â&#x20AC;&#x201D; plus the leftovers from A Little Glamour â&#x20AC;&#x201D; there will be plenty of options: slinky, black, strapless dresses to baby-blue A-lines; citrus-colored confections to burgundy velvet. A sneak peak suggests there will be something for every taste, even those going for more of a Helen of Troy look.

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oward the end of his 10th book, nature writer Bill McKibben makes a disarming admission. “I am, as you have doubtless already gathered, an incompetent naturalist,” he STORY MARGOT tells us. “Beyond the obvious HARRISON — trillium, loon, monarch — names tend to slip from Wandering Home: my memory . . . It’s the genA Long Walk eral, the trend, the feeling that Across America’s somehow sticks with me.”

Most Hopeful The passage is cannily Landscape: written, and succinctly sums Vermont’s Champlain Valley up both the strengths and and New York’s limitations of McKibben’s Adirondacks approach. He doesn’t offer

by Bill McKibben, Crown Journeys, the breathtaking knowledge 160 pages, $16. or densely layered detail of a nature writer such as Barry Lopez, who makes us see more life teeming in a landscape than we could possibly have imagined. Though McKibben is far from “incompetent” when it comes to sketching an ecosystem, his special skill lies in placing himself on the level of his likely readers, who don’t have to memorize the species of trillium or classify the calls of the loon to feel that these things matter.

He knows that most of us amateur nature lovers do focus on the “general,” the “trend” and the “feeling” when we make decisions: We recycle because clear-cuts are ugly; we buy local produce because we prefer a landscape of farmsteads to one of McMansions. To want to preserve a landscape, we first have to love it.

hike from his second home in Ripton to his first home in the dark heart of Adirondack Park, near Crane Mountain.

Taken in high summer, McKibben’s twisty walk is humid and bug-ridden, but it’s no solitary vision quest. The author stops frequently to chat with friends, some of whom accompany him on legs of his journey.

From these carefully chosen encoun-

McKibben’s not just contemplating the “Verandacks” in the abstract; he’s feeling them under his feet.

Accordingly, McKibben makes no attempt to hide his bias in favor of the region he describes in Wandering Home, one he jocularly calls “Adimont” and “the Verandacks.” “To me,” he writes, “this country on either side of Lake Champlain, though it has no name and appears on no map as a single unit, constitutes one of the world’s few great regions, a place more complete, and more full of future promise, than any other spot in the American atlas.”

The book’s conceit is that McKibben is not just contemplating the “Verandacks” in the abstract; he’s feeling them under his feet. Written for Random House’s Crown Journeys — a series of books in which acclaimed authors take the reader on “walking tours” — the slim Wandering Home chronicles McKibben’s three-week

ters, McKibben’s “big picture” emerges.

It’s one in which the Vermont and New York sides of the lake appear in different colors, the patchwork of pastoral culture and the deep green of wilderness. In Vermont, McKibben talks to people with “fascinating dreams, some of them fever dreams,” about sustainable, locally based economies: a wine-maker, a “kingpin of hemp,” Middlebury students wheedling money from the student government to grow organic vegetables.

On the other side of the lake, he hears from people who are intent on preserving the land in its “wild” state — such as John Davis, a founder of the journal Wild Earth, who’s using private philanthropy to create an intact forest corridor between the lake and the High Peaks. As McKibben sees it, the Adirondack and

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Chain-saw-carved bears? Or, just maybe, food and drink? It took me twenty minutes to get there, but when I did — well, it was like some kind of desert mirage that turns out to be real. Odd but real. The establishment was called the Adirondack Bison Company, and indeed there was a herd of bison out back, in a small meadow carved out of the woods that stretched for miles in every direction. That was queer enough, but there was also a deck overlooking the bison pasture, and on it was one of those telescopes like you’d see at Niagara Falls, where if you put in a quarter you could watch the bison standing in the dust very close up. You could make out every bison hair! But I didn’t do any bison-gazing for about half an hour.

Instead, I went into the tiny store, which featured four things: vast quantities of bison jerky, a cooler full of Snapple, some garden produce, and a table piled with homemade desserts on Styrofoam plates wrapped in Saran wrap. Without saying a word I drained three lemonades and ate two slabs of chocolate cake and a piece of blueberry pie (fifty cents apiece) — it was as if every food dream of the last few days had somehow managed to assemble itself here on this lonely road, with a herd of bison thrown in for good measure.

My belly comfortably distended, I sat on the porch and chatted with the proprietors, who manifestly had not been born in California. They were not New Age bison herders. They were people who had lived here all their lives and thought there might be some money in bison. Or maybe they just liked bison — abstract questions didn’t get very far. So we chatted about the news of the central Adirondacks (“A bear climbed a power pole over to Long Lake last night. Electrocuted himself. Knocked out power to the entire town.”) and discussed the peculiar buying habits of tourists (“city folks like big kernels on their corn”).

So, I said, is there a restaurant around here somewhere where I can get a bison steak?

The rancher looked at me a little funny, as if the thought hadn’t occurred to him. And then he said, “Well, they have it over to Vermont.”

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McKibben has perfected a writing style that mimics the up-and-down rhythms of speech, asserting and questioning, turning the reader into his hiking companion. “Do you see what I mean?” he asks, after walking us through the community-owned enterprises of Bristol. “People are trying things here.” He’s partial to starting sentences with “maybe” and to describing people and places with coy superlatives: John Davis is “in insanely good shape”; the Hudson is “dropdead gorgeous”; a raft ride makes him feel “more or less perfect.” The book often reads like an overgrown monologue from the National Public Radio show, “This American Life,” and there’s something a bit offputting about being addressed so conversationally when you can’t talk back.

Still, McKibben’s chattiness keeps the book from getting solemn, and most readers will appreciate the way he mixes his

heartfelt environmentalism with irreverence. Among the targets of his wry humor are Subarus — “so nearly ubiquitous [in Vermont] that it’s impossible to recognize your neighbor by his vehicle” and the fleets of 46ers climbing the High Peaks: “If you know an Adirondack summit is 3950 feet high, then you know you’ll have it all to yourself.”

McKibben can riff entertainingly on the contrasts between Lake Champlain’s two cultures.

But his love of the region comes through as he maintains that, despite their geographic, economic and cultural differences, the inhabitants of the lake’s two shores need to stick together.

McKibben acknowledges that the wilderness advocates, the Adirondack old-timers, and the hoeing college students all seem to stand on the losing side of history — if by “history” we mean “the march of the big-box stores, the decline in the number of farmers,” and the powerful lure of “More and Cheaper.”

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Peggy Luhrs BURLINGTON

VAN PLAN I am writing in response to your April 6 article, “No Free Ride,” about transportation for people with disabilities.

I am a survivor of a threemonth coma and traumatic brain injury. These were the results from an accident while in the U.S. Navy. I have spent the last 15 years of my life recovering from my injuries, and advocating for disabilities in one form or another. I am now in a wheelchair, and on about four different state committees. I need to get around the community, for all the same reasons anyone else does!

I could not do this without the services of SSTA. Upon reading your article, I made the following response to a friend: I admire what SSTA is doing and has done for me for the 10 years that I have been using their transportation services to get me to my doctor’s appointments and work around Chittenden County. SSTA has empowered me to step up to the plate and take my recovery further. I could not have done this without them. They have played an extremely valuable role in my life. I look forward to future dealing with this service!

Articles like this one point out problems, but offer no ideas for a solution. How is that helpful? The board of directors at SSTA will tweak the system, and make the necessary corrections to provide the taxpayers a more efficient operation.

It sounds like there is room for improvement. I think that competition can only be healthy.

The leadership at SSTA seems to accept that there is room for growth to make their services more efficient. However, I do not like the fact that I could be transported in a cab for $8 a ride if the driver will put my wheelchair in the trunk rather than a handicap van. When a handicap van is sent, I have no choice but to use a much more expensive service!

Jason Whitney BURLINGTON

SHARE THE ROAD My name is Mirabai Isaacs. I am a native Vermonter and I have a traumatic brain injury (TBI) since a reckless teenage car accident in September 1993. Thus, I am often dependent on some type of public transportation. I visit a friend who is in a discouraging stage of survival. On the morning of April 15, 2005, I relied on SSTA transportation, which I truly enjoy using because the drivers usually glow with compassion and an earnest commitment to enable others using transit services to stay involved.

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Frankly, I am appalled by the April 6 article â&#x20AC;&#x153;No Free Ride?â&#x20AC;?

First of all, J.J. Martell is introduced as a partially assisted member of our inclusive society. He commutes to his job, just like 353,400 other working Vermonters do every day. So yes, there are a substantial number of uniquely accessible passenger vans. Sometimes the very well trained drivers must strap down the wheelchair-mobile folks. Big deal. And this is part of the service that is required in every bloody state. And if a few are bothered by Martellâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s chair, they should live in a separatist society.

We all experience the minor but likely delays in daily traffic. These rights are there for you, too, as well as Martell.

The individuality in our country is partially what makes America such a priceless home to have. I feel good when my taxpaying dollars actually contribute to enhancing other lives, and fewer gripes are muttered by providing transportation services.

Taxes are supposed to better the general societyâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s style of living, no? Well, then, public transportation must be available for all to ride. Let us push for greater federal funding to give us greater capacities. Why not adopt more thoughtful and effective planning routines?

We can develop a transportation system that will serve us all. Public transportation is meant to serve everyone.

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GETTING AROUND I recently read your article, â&#x20AC;&#x153;No Free Rideâ&#x20AC;? [April 6]. I was happy to see public transit get frontpage press! The article informs us of the costs for public transit.

However, I feel it is a sad comment on our society when we start to pit the transportation needs of people with disabilities and seniors who depend on public transit for their basic mobility with the transportation needs of the general public. All Vermonters need transportation.

I would like to introduce the Chittenden community to Riders of Vermont (RoVer). The mission of RoVer is to become the voice of Vermonters who depend on public and community transportation. We work through informed citizen action to improve public and community transportation services so all Vermonters have the access to the transportation services they need for basic mobility to live independently and participate in their communities.

RoVer is organizing community RoVer Teams across Vermont. If you would like more information about RoVer and starting a Burlington community RoVer Team, please call 223-6655 or email abdo_susan @hotmail.com.

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after Heather was raped by a man known to her and many other people in her small, rural community, the 11-year-old Vermont girl learned that she was carrying her attacker’s child. Heather (not her real name) had had no prior sexual experience and didn’t even know she was pregnant; her mother had to tell her. But since they live in one of the most ardently pro-choice states in the country, her mother assumed it wouldn’t be difficult to terminate the pregnancy. Vermont is one of only a handful of states that puts no legal restrictions on when a woman can get an abortion.

In fact, since Heather and her mother are lowincome Vermonters and receive public assistance, Medicaid could have paid for the procedure.

Unlike most states, which are subject to the Hyde Amendment — the 1976 federal law that prohibits the use of federal funds to pay for an abortion — Vermont will cover the cost of a medically indicated abortion for low-income women who qualify under the Vermont Health Access Plan. And no one questioned the need for Heather’s abortion; a pregnancy at her age could have been deadly.

The problem was, the family couldn’t find anyone in the state to do it. Planned Parenthood of Northern New England, which is by far the state’s largest abortion provider, has four clinics in Vermont. Only three provide surgical abortions and just one, the clinic in Burlington, can perform the procedure past 12 weeks of gestation. But for

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medical reasons, even that facility will not perform a surgical abortion past 16 weeks.

As if the trauma of her rape and pregnancy weren’t enough, Heather was refused an abortion by three different hospitals in the state. (To protect her identity and location, the girl’s legal advocate declined to identify which ones.) Finally, she was taken to Massachusetts General Hospital in Boston. But due to medical complications, the surgery required that she stay overnight, which cost the family more than $2000. And since the procedure wasn’t performed in Vermont, state Medicaid funds wouldn’t pay for it. The family had no other health insurance.

Such are the harsh realities of abortion access in the Green Mountain State. Polls have consistently shown that most Vermonters support the right of a woman to obtain a safe and legal abortion, and the Legislature has repeatedly adopted resolutions affirming a woman’s right to privacy and reproductive freedom. Vermont’s 1947 law that made it a crime for a person to assist a woman to terminate her pregnancy was struck down in 1972. The Vermont Supreme Court ruled that the law was “hypocritical” and unenforceable, since it recognized a woman’s right to get an abortion but didn’t allow her to exercise that right.

Thirty-three years later, however, the practical realities of abortion access in the state can be just as restrictive as a legal ban. Currently, 43 percent of Vermont counties have no abortion provider, according to the National Abortion and Reproductive Rights Action League (NARAL).

And as the cost of all medical care continues to skyrocket, and transportation remains a problem in large sections of the state, a woman’s ability to end a pregnancy in Vermont is often determined by dollars and cents. In short, abortion access has once again become a class issue — as it was in the years before Roe v. Wade — and reproductivehealth advocates now warn that increasing numbers of low-income women are not getting the services they need.

Wynona Ward is an attorney and founder of Have Justice–Will Travel, a nonprofit organization that provides legal and social services to women and children who are the victims of domestic violence. Based in Chelsea, Vermont, Have Justice– Will Travel was founded in 1998 to provide legal aid to Vermonters who couldn’t afford an attorney.

But as the group evolved, its role expanded to include a range of social services, such as arranging transportation to and from court for women seeking to secure protective orders, food and housing assistance to remove women and children from abusive homes, and medical referrals for reproductive-health services such as emergency contraception or — as in Heather’s case — abortions.

Heather’s situation wasn’t unusual for Have Justice–Will Travel, according to Ward. The girl’s mother couldn’t afford to travel to Boston or stay overnight in a motel, so Ward arranged for Vermont Crime Victim Services to help defray the cost. In fact, Ward says that she sees plenty of low-income women who become pregnant due to rape or incest.

What surprised her, she says, is how few options are

available to someone in Heather’s predicament.

“I think that Vermonters feel that they can just walk into a hospital or a doctor’s office and say, ‘I need an abortion,’ and just get one, no matter what age they are or what medical complications they might have,” says Ward. “Frankly, that’s what I always thought.”

With 14 community hospitals scattered throughout the state, many Vermonters assume that emergency reproductive services are available right around the corner. But the numbers tell a different story. In 2002 (the last year for which the Vermont Department of Health has statistics avail-

Planned Parenthood with an anesthesiologist on the days when abortions are available there — which is just two days each month.

“It’s all about timing,” notes Jessica Oski, public affairs director for Planned Parenthood of Northern New England. “So if a woman’s car breaks down and she’s a day late, that’s it.”

Likewise, if a woman cannot find daycare for her children or get time off from her job, a 24-hour delay can mean the difference between paying several hundred dollars for an in-state abortion, or several thousand for one out of state.

It should be emphasized that in 2002, first-

because of the high risk of cardiac complications.

Emergency contraception such as RU-486 is one option available to many women, particularly rape victims. It’s standard protocol in Vermont hospitals to offer emergency contraception to victims of sexual assault — assuming they’re recognized as assault victims or admit to having been raped. (Many do not, experts say, and some physicians don’t look for it.) According to Vermont’s reproductive-health advocates, there are no reliable statistics on who provides emergency contraception or how often. Nationally, six states have laws ensuring that sexual-assault survivors are given

As if the trauma of her rape and pregnancy weren’t enough, Heather was refused an abortion by three different hospitals in the state. able), 1635 abortions were performed in Vermont.

Of those, only 14 took place in hospitals — an average of one per hospital per year. The vast majority of abortions (1403) were done in clinics.

Another 218 were performed in doctors’ offices.

But as noted earlier, the only place in Vermont where a woman can receive an elective abortion past 12 weeks is at the Planned Parenthood clinic in Burlington. Fletcher Allen Health Care, the state’s largest hospital, has a policy dating back to 1972 that it will not perform any elective abortions at all. The hospital does, however, provide

trimester abortions — that is, those done within the first 13 weeks of pregnancy — accounted for more than 94 percent of all the abortions performed in Vermont. But for women whose decision to get an abortion is delayed due, say, to medical complications, financial limitations or mental-health issues, the options in Vermont can dwindle rapidly.

Cost isn’t the only barrier to access, even in Burlington. For example, no health-care providers in the state will perform an elective surgical abortion on a woman who is abusing heroin, cocaine, methamphetamine or other stimulant drugs,

information about emergency contraception and access to it. Vermont isn’t one of them.

Barriers to abortion in Vermont don’t just affect low-income women or the victims of rape, incest or domestic violence. Nancy and Dan (not their real names) are an upper-middleclass couple living in a beautiful home overlooking Lake Champlain. In most respects, their circum>> 30A

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stances couldn’t be more different than Heather’s. The couple is married and well educated, and has good health insurance coverage and the means to travel anywhere in the country for medical care.

In the summer of 2000, Nancy learned that she was pregnant with identical twins.

The couple already had a 2year-old daughter and very much wanted her to have a sibling. But 16 weeks into the pregnancy, Nancy’s obstetrician at Fletcher Allen told her there was a complication. The fetuses suffered from a rare condition known as twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome. Basically, the arteries of one fetus were crossed with the veins of the other. The condition is usually fatal to the fetuses. Those that do survive invariably suffer severe medical problems and don’t live very long.

Initially, Nancy and Dan sought medical consultation from research hospitals around the country, which were doing cutting-edge research to save fetuses like theirs. But it soon became clear that these procedures were still very much at the experimental stage. And the severity of Nancy’s case made it highly probable that at least one fetus would die and the other would be born with severe birth defects.

The couple had already discussed what they would do if faced with such a predicament.

As Dan notes, “If you make a decision to bring a severely challenged child into the world, it’s going to be defining not only the parents’ lives. It’s going to redefine the sibling’s life, too.”

Nancy’s doctor told her there was a good chance she would miscarry one or both fetuses naturally, but that was an undesirable option for her.

The couple was afraid that if the fetuses lived until 24 weeks, they might be born prematurely and be kept alive by extraneous means and with no quality of life. “It was a dangerous, dangerous game, with profound implications in everybody’s lives,” Dan recalls.

After weighing all their options, the couple made the difficult decision to terminate the pregnancy at 17 weeks. But it was soon apparent that their obstetrician wasn’t comfortable with their decision and handed off their case to the department of maternal fetal medicine at Fletcher Allen. Nancy and Dan, who had already researched which procedures were appropriate under the circumstances, asked for a surgical procedure known as dilation and evacuation, which typically takes less than an hour.

However, the medical staff at Fletcher Allen told them that a surgical termination wasn’t an option, and recommended that they induce labor instead. If that was their only choice, Dan recalls, the couple at least wanted to bring about “fetal demise in utero,” which

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they considered the most humane outcome. Again, hospital staff advised against that procedure. According to Dan, they were told the staff was “not comfortable” doing it.

Twenty-two hours after being given labor-inducing drugs, Nancy delivered both fetuses.

One lived for half an hour, the other for more than two hours.

Both died in their parents’ arms.

Afterwards, Dan and Nancy say, the nurses repeatedly asked them

will perform “medically indicated” abortions — i.e., when the pregnancy puts the mother’s health at risk — or when a fetal or genetic abnormality is identified, such as spina bifida, Down Syndrome or anencephaly.

Fletcher Allen will perform medically indicated abortions up to 22 weeks, according to Bernstein, and occasionally provides them beyond 22 weeks, but only after consulting with the hospital’s ethics committee.

fear of protests or violence against their staff, a hospital spokesperson admitted. The spokesperson also noted that the Hanover hospital performs very few elective procedures.

Not surprisingly, every hospital that responded to Seven Days’ query indicated that the primary reason it either doesn’t do abortions at all, or performs very few of them, is because a Planned Parenthood clinic is nearby. In effect, Vermont’s hospitals have

Fletcher Allen Health Care, the state’s largest hospital, has a policy dating back to 1972 that it will

not perform any elective abortions at all. if they wanted to “clean up the babies, dress them and take their photographs.” The couple found that suggestion disrespectful, even ghoulish.

Four years later, and after having another healthy child, Nancy is finally able to discuss her ordeal publicly. (The couple asked to remain anonymous out of fear of retribution from antiabortion extremists.) In the interim, they learned that nationally, the vast majority of pregnancy terminations at 17 weeks are performed surgically, using the procedure they had asked for. They say they’ve also learned that certain medical professionals on the Fletcher Allen staff are fundamentally opposed to abortions.

And they’ve heard from others who have had similar experiences.

The couple now believes that medical decisions in their case were driven more by ideology than medical circumstance.

“If they had said to us, ‘We’re not comfortable doing this procedure. Go to New York or Boston or Montréal,’ we would have done it,” Nancy says. “But they lied to us and said it was unsafe for me.”

“We had the means to go elsewhere and they knew that,” adds Dan. “I feel like we were manipulated.”

Fletcher Allen doesn’t have a written policy that it provides to the public about when it will perform abortions and under what circumstances.

Vermont’s reproductive-rights advocates find this disturbing, especially since the hospital’s director of medical ethics, Dr. Robert Orr, has been a frequent speaker at right-to-life rallies and is an outspoken opponent to stem-cell research and physicianassisted suicide.

Dr. Ira Bernstein is vice chair for Obstetrics at Fletcher Allen’s Department of Obstetrics and Gynecology, as well as director of maternal fetal medicine. Bernstein explains that the hospital has “a fair amount of flexibility” about when it will terminate a pregnancy. He says Fletcher Allen staff

He confirms that most terminations after 16 weeks are done by induced labor, as was the case with Nancy and Dan. “We have people in OB/GYN who clearly feel strongly about elective terminations and some forms of medically indicated fetal terminations,” Bernstein says. But he insists that all medical decisions at Fletcher Allen are made on a case-by-case basis and based on the medical facts of the case. He denies that medical decisions are driven by ideology or influenced by religious organizations, as some critics have charged.

When asked if the hospital will perform abortions in cases of rape or incest, Bernstein says that, again, those decisions are made on a case-by-case basis. As for 11-year-old Heather, Bernstein says that he has heard rumors about her case, but that Fletcher Allen was not one of the hospitals that refused her service. “If we had that kind of case come to us, we’d probably do it here,” he says. “But I’ve been here since 1987, and no one has ever approached me with that question . . . If an 11year-old came in pregnant, we would work to make that termination happen.”

It’s worth noting that Fletcher Allen’s policy on abortions isn’t that different from those at other hospitals in Vermont. For example, Northwest Medical Center in St. Albans has no written policy about abortions, either, and Rutland Regional Medical Center has a policy but doesn’t make it available to the public.

According to a spokesperson at Rutland Regional, abortions there are “a very rare occurrence” anyway; she says the last elective procedure they did was about 10 years ago.

Similarly, DartmouthHitchcock Medical Center in New Hampshire, which serves many southern Vermonters, has no written policy on abortion, though it does perform elective terminations up to 12 weeks.

However, like several other hospitals queried, it does not advertise that service, largely out of

decided that the potential for demonstrations, negative publicity and/or threats of violence against patients or staff simply isn’t worth the risk.

Vermont’s judicial track record on abortion and the current political makeup of the Legislature remain solidly prochoice. Even the most skeptical pro-choice advocates in Vermont say that if the Supreme Court were to overturn Roe v.

Wade tomorrow, Vermont law would remain unchanged.

Likewise, most don’t expect that neighboring states New York, Maine or New Hampshire would criminalize abortion, either, though they might enact more restrictions.

Nevertheless, pro-choice advocates say that cost and geography will continue to be major access barriers for women. “I think most Vermonters do not realize that [having] legal abortions is not enough,” says Rachel Frida Siegel, a board member of Vermont Access to Reproductive Freedom (VARF). “Roe v. Wade does not mean that everyone is covered and everyone is safe.”

VARF is a nonprofit, all-volunteer organization that provides funding to Vermont women who cannot afford to pay for abortions on their own.

Like Planned Parenthood’s Laura Fund, VARF works with low-income women who could not otherwise afford an abortion. In its first two years, VARF has already given out more than $30,000 to about 100 women whose annual income averaged less than $10,000. About 35 percent of those women had to leave the state for an abortion.

“When we started, there was a really big question mark in a lot of people’s minds about whether Vermont, which has really good policies compared to most states and has coverage from Planned Parenthood, really needed another abortion fund,” Siegel recalls. “And the answer is, absolutely yes. There are probably still women falling through the cracks.” m

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Fueled by a steady diet of alcohol, Barrymore worked his way through four STORY colorful wives, grappled with a dysfuncAMANDA tional family, and stirred up scandal with WALKER his wit and naughty behavior. The latter ranged from bedding starlets to relieving IMAGE himself in a potted palm beside a group of MATTHEW conservatives at a high-end restaurant.

THORSEN Playwright William Luce — who also penned The Belle of Amherst, about poet Barrymore by Emily Dickinson — authored a one-man William Luce.

FlynnSpace, stage play that explores Barrymore’s relaBurlington, tively short but vivid life. Christopher May 6, 7:30 p.m.

Plummer debuted the role on Broadway $15. Barre Opera in 1996 and won a Tony, among other House, May 7, 7:30 p.m. $15. awards, for his performance.

Peoples Academy, In the current production, Russ Morrisville, Longtin, a theater professor at Johnson May 8, 7 p.m.

State College, excels as the irresistible Free. womanizer in Barrymore. The play’s premise is simple: A month before his death, the aging actor prepares to stage a comeback by playing Richard III. While working with a prompt, who remains offstage, Barrymore reminisces about his life. But his relationship with the past is complex; Luce’s Barrymore isn’t a sentimental old diva recounting his glory days, but a character not unlike Richard himself: He’s struggling to find a niche in his famous family and grappling with a crumbling body that in its prime brought him money, fame and adoration.

The script balances Barrymore’s wicked wit — with references to, for example, the correlation between the size of his nose and that of his “hose” — with his vulnerability. His more human side is particularly evident when he confronts his unpleasant family history, including violence at the hands of his father, and his overpowering need to drink.

Longtin is a seasoned professional with 35 years of experience. He easily commands the stage with his voice and physical presence from the moment he steps into the light in a stunning, double-

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breasted suit, a coat ostentatiously resting on his shoulders. For Longtin’s Barrymore the stage is home, and over nearly two hours he develops an easy rapport with the audience. The actor captures Barrymore’s inherent contradictions: He is insecure and bombastic; he is embarrassed by his age and still, in his mind, the young lover; he is clinging to dreams and yet gives himself over to regret. Longtin captures the imagination with his heartfelt embodiment of the character’s multidimensionality.

Longtin has a particularly well-tuned voice and uses it to great effect throughout the performance. Whether delivering a literary verse or a dirty limerick, he emulates the great actors of the early 20th century. The rich texture of Longtin’s vocal work delights the ear and communicates Barrymore’s power to influence and seduce with his dulcet tones. In fact, the character’s voice has its own history: Barrymore recounts learning “diction” in his stepmother’s bed at age 14, and striving to imitate his Cambridge-educated father’s pronunciation. Kudos to Longtin for meticulously developing a voice that reflects such emotional and technical complexity.

When digressing into Hamlet’s monologues — etched into Barrymore’s longterm memory and more satisfying than Richard’s elusive lines — Longtin speaks the verse with passion and beauty. He takes full ownership of Shakespeare’s poetry and, in doing so, communicates the fact that Barrymore was the most celebrated Shakespearean actor of his day.

Longtin’s delivery of Hamlet’s famous speech about his loss of mirth is particularly poignant.

Longtin staged the play himself without a director. The production is mostly solid, the pace mostly superb through both acts. At times, though, Longtin rushes transitions, and he reveals the depths of Barrymore’s vulnerability rather too early in the evening. A perceptive director might have polished these inconsistencies.

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The rich texture of Longtin’s vocal work delights the ear and communicates Barrymore’s power to influence and seduce with his dulcet tones.

Barrymore’s dialogue with the off-stage prompt, played by Jeff Maclay, also hampered the production, largely because the relationship between his character and Barrymore is underdeveloped. But this is also due to the challenge, created by the playwright, of remaining off-stage throughout the show. Additionally, Maclay’s speech jolts the ears; while Longtin has perfected a period-style voice, Maclay’s remains utterly modern. (Joe Hannon also plays the role; the two actors perform on alternate nights.)

Longtin is touring this production throughout the state, and his choice of the Hardwick Opera House was inspired.

The venue has a beautiful painted cur-

tain, six feet of which were left visible at the top of the proscenium arch. This was an excellent touch. Although the play has no special set per se, the Hardwick Opera House, built in 1860, was the perfect type of setting for Barrymore’s comeback.

But his declamation that he “rented this godforsaken dump for one night” to perform “Richard the Turd” may not get the same laughs when Longtin plays Burlington’s contemporary FlynnSpace this week.

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t an age when most young guys are listening to bands custom-tailored to annoy parents, Eric and Leigh Gibson were exploring music more old-time than MTV. “Oh we were weird,” 33-year old Eric told Seven Days in a recent phone interview from his home in upstate New York. “But the music my friends were listening to didn’t make much sense to me as a farm boy,” he explains. Bluegrass music, a growing obsession for himself and his brother, was a hard sell for his peers. “They thought I was a little whacked, but I didn’t care. I knew when I picked up that banjo or guitar, I could lose five hours in a hurry.”

From their humble beginnings on the family dairy farm in Ellenburg Depot, New York, to national and international acclaim, the Gibson Brothers have done things their own way. “We have an openminded approach to our music,” says Eric.

“We’re a bluegrass band, but we’ll do a song by Ray Charles, The Rolling Stones or The Band — a good song is a good song.”

The approach seems to be working; The Gibson Brothers are currently enjoying the kind of success it takes many pickers decades to achieve. Over the course of five critically acclaimed albums, the duo has displayed a knack for sophisticated songcraft that still adheres to tradition.

And how many acts can boast that they’re huge in Plattsburgh? The Gibson Brothers can; they’ve dominated Peacock Music’s top 10 for nearly a year. The “boys,” as they’re still referred to across the lake, bring their tight-knit vocal harmonies, affable humor and crack band to the Vergennes Opera House on April 28.

Born just 11 months apart, Eric and Leigh enjoyed a fairly typical rural upbringing. Baseball and church functions filled the spare hours, but music was always encouraged in the Gibson household. The fledgling musicians started playing at age 12 and 11, respectively. “Dad bought a banjo and a guitar, and we had a piano that Mom could peck out a few melodies on,” Eric remembers. “They listened to music a lot, but when we started — whew! I remember many nights when we’d get done with chores and supper, get our instruments, and Mom and Dad would sit down and listen to us for three or four hours. I’ve heard a tape of what we sounded like back then, and it was God awful. But somehow they put up with it.”

The brothers began as an instrumental duo, with Eric on banjo and Leigh on guitar. In an inspired bit of early career advice, their church minister pointed out that there might be something missing.

“He said, ‘Boys, words are important.

People like words,’” Eric recalls. “But we had to work up our courage. Eventually we sang in front of the church — they tend to be more tolerant than in other places, probably!”

From there, the Gibsons refined their

vocal technique by emulating the legends of bluegrass and country music. “Around that time we got our hands on some old Don Rich and Buck Owens recordings, and they had the best duets,” Eric says.

“That’s when it all started to make sense with the harmonies.”

Although music was quickly becoming a huge part of their lives, the brothers

temporarily set aside their acoustic ambitions to concentrate on college. Eric attended school in Ithaca, Leigh in Plattsburgh. “I left my banjo home for the first seven weeks I was there, actually,” says Eric. “I had baseball dreams in my head, and I went down there to pitch. I quickly learned that 82 miles per hour might be fast for Ellenburg Depot, but it’s not fast enough.”

He subsequently dropped his ballpark fantasies and earned a degree that he actually used. “I was a tenured English teacher for four years, teaching junior high and high school,” Eric says. By that point, he and Leigh were playing together again, booking shows that took them far from the family farm. Soon they were recording what would become their debut album.

Augmented by “third brother” Mike Barber on upright bass and his dad Junior on resophonic guitar, the Gibson Brothers released their debut disc Long Forgotten Dream on Virginia’s Hay Holler label in 1996. Suddenly getting serious about music, Eric was forced to do some soulsearching. “I had a crisis of conscience,”

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he explains. “I was out in California playing a gig during finals — my principal was a big fan of the band, luckily — and I thought, ‘What kind of teacher am I? I’m in California during finals week.’ That summer I talked to my wife about taking a year of absence to concentrate on music.

Well, it’s been seven now, and I’ve never gone back.”

the release of Another Night, they signed to Ricky Skaggs’ label, hoping to kickstart the next phase in their careers.

Heading to Nashville with band in tow, Eric and Leigh abandoned their bluegrass roots in favor of a straight-ahead country sound. “It was kind of our wilderness time,” Eric recalls. “We tried for the mainstream, but we somehow made an

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The Gibson Brothers are currently enjoying the kind of success it takes many pickers decades to achieve.

Their third release for Hay Holler, 1998’s Another Night of Waiting, received generous airplay and earned the group the International Bluegrass Music Association’s “Emerging Artist of the Year” award. It was an exciting time for the Gibsons, as they began sharing stages with many of their heroes. “Early on we met Bill Monroe, Ralph Stanley and Doc Watson — they were all so enthusiastic and friendly. Sometimes you feel stupid ’cause you don’t know what to say to them. But you just have to get it off your chest — they’re why you got started in the first place.

“When I met Earl Scruggs, I made a fool of myself,” Eric continues. “I came bounding up to him like a 22-year-old farm boy and said, ‘I’m gonna do something I’ve always wanted to do!’ and he just took a step away from me like I was nuts. And I said, ‘No, no — I just want to shake your hand!’ I felt like such a doofus.

But it meant so much for me to meet that man.”

Despite their early success, the duo encountered frustrating times. Following

album that was too country for country radio. Ricky said it was like ‘Buck Owens meets the Everly Brothers.’”

Skaggs began soliciting major labels for assistance. A Nashville subsidiary of Atlantic Records agreed to pick up the record, but the parent company eliminated the branch before the disc could be released. The brothers, and their musical effort, were left in limbo. “We just kept waiting and waiting,” Eric recalls.

“Finally, I just called Leigh one day and said, ‘Leigh, let’s go play some bluegrass.

We know how to do that.’”

Signing to Sugar Hill Records let the band return to their initial inspirations.

Their first two recordings for the label — Bona Fide and their latest, Long Way Home — exceeded commercial and critical expectations. “We had two number-one bluegrass records with Sugar Hill,” Eric relates. “What I love about the label is that they let us produce our own records.

We put out bluegrass albums, but they don’t care if we experiment a little bit and step outside of the box once in a while.”

The Gibson Brothers recently finished recording their third release for the imprint. The as-yet-untitled record comes out in October.

Although bluegrass requires a great deal of musical discipline, the Gibson Brothers strive to keep their concerts easygoing.

“I’ve seen a lot of the old masters of the past, and they look like they’re up there ready for a gunfight,” Eric says with a laugh. “That isn’t us. We want to have fun. I want people coming to the shows to forget their problems for a couple hours and, hopefully, have a good time.”

Bluegrass already has a long and vibrant history, but it’s not time to close the book just yet. By honoring the past while simultaneously looking forward, the Gibson Brothers are helping to keep the music alive in the 21st century. “We don’t want to go back and sound just like anybody,” Eric Gibson says. “I hope people hear our records and say, ‘That’s the Gibson Brothers — that duo from upstate New York.’” 쩾

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BREAKING BOUNDARIES :: Acoustic guitar phenomenon

Kaki King is rewriting the rules of solo performance.

Originally a drummer, the 5-foot tall, 25-year-old King brings a percussionist’s attack to the instrument, crafting haunting, mostly instrumental tunes that are both technically impressive and sublimely soulful. Her new album, Legs to Make Us Longer, finds the guitarist expanding her sonic palette, adding lap steel, vocals and cello to the mix. She returns to Vermont for an intimate performance at the Higher Ground Ballroom Wednesday, May 4.

An Atlanta native living in New York City, King cut her teeth playing in subway stations throughout the Big Apple. Darker singer-songwriters such as Elliott Smith and Mark Kozelek are major influences, but King takes inspiration from more unusual sources as well. The tension and release of 20th-century classical music informs her compositions, which run from the delicately soothing to the dizzyingly intense — often in the same song. Seven Days recently chatted with King via phone from the road in Louisville, Kentucky.

SEVEN DAYS: You’re suddenly a guitar magazine cover girl. How does it feel to be in publications better known for featuring shredder dudes?

KAKI KING: It’s actually pretty great.

Those magazines are only relevant to the people who are interested in the really esoteric guitar stuff, but I’m humbled to have people consider me worthy of that. Those people don’t print magazines to sell to teenybopper girls who are into cute clothes.

SD: How does your background as a drummer affect the way you compose on guitar?

KK: Aside from using the guitar as a drum on occasion, I have a very rhythmic style. I’m getting past that, though — the more I play, the more rhapsodic I become. But for most of my songs, there is a clear driving rhythm, even if I’m fingerpicking.

And I think that comes from being a drummer.

SD: Your tunes have an edgy, urban character. Do your physical surroundings affect your creative process?

KK: Possibly. I think that being in New York can play upon the mind in ways that you don’t even realize. But it’s also just what I enjoy. It’s definitely dark, maybe melancholy or introspective. But I think that it comes from being of my generation, too. I grew up with Pearl Jam and so on, and that’s the music that’s affected me.

SD: Did you listen to any of the canonized rock guitar heroes?

KK: I never really listened to music for technique. I listened because I liked it. I loved The Edge, Johnny Marr, the bassist for New Order, people like that.

They had very distinct styles. They weren’t playing the way people had been doing it up to that point.

Preston Reed influenced my acoustic style — the tapping and whatnot. A lot of people think I’m really into Michael Hedges. I think he was a great musician, but the stuff he was doing at the end of his life — it was half guitar, half bouncing on a yoga ball and reciting “The Jabberwocky.”

SD: It doesn’t seem that a lot of major labels would take a gamble on instrumental guitar music.

How did you end up on Epic?

KK: I’m not really sure. The A&R guy that signed me is a Jeff Beck-Joe Satriani-Steve Vai fan. He was impressed on the guitar level, and I was kind of his vanity project. I don’t think anyone really expected this to keep happening, though. But I work hard and I’m constantly touring, so I keep the buzz going. The music industry is truly bizarre. If I was a pack of bubblegum and they were trying to sell me across the country, they wouldn’t say, “We love you, but we don’t have any idea what to do with you.” People either like the gum or they don’t!

SD: Now that you’re playing more “conventional” stages, do you ever get the urge to perform in the subways again?

KK: Yeah, I do. I’m promoting the album I’ve done, and I’ve been playing these songs for a long time. I went back to the subway when I was working on it, and I probably will again — it’s a very useful place to go to write music.

SD: Is there a “type” of Kaki King fan? Who comes to the shows?

KK: Lots of geeky boys! But also a lot of people who are just interested in music — men, women, young and old. No one’s ever just a solo guitar fan. They’re music lovers.

SD: Do you think being a young woman playing solo guitar will open up doors for aspiring female musicians?

KK: I hope so. I never made too much of a big deal of the female thing, but at some point you go, “Whoa — there’s a lot of testosterone out there.” I mean, I was at this festival, and I couldn’t even find anyone to loan me a tampon. The disparity that everyone in the ’90s thought would even out, never really did. But the women who are making music that is creative and interesting . . . It’s amazing, and so unique to them.

They’re like, “Who cares? I’m gonna go out and do whatever I want, ’cause I’m already an outsider.

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Middlebury’s Great Falls Club has found a unique way to provide live music without all the booze and bother. Considered a “private” club, they charge patrons nightly “membership fees” to enjoy the art gallery and performance space, thereby avoiding some of the restrictions facing more conventional venues. It’s a cool idea, and now their schedule is starting to fill up.

This Friday, April 29, Addison County’s eclectic rockers The Dirtminers pop by. The band — which currently features Trey Anastasio Band alumni Russ Lawton — has been compared to Warren Zevon, New York Dolls and Meatloaf. Still trying to imagine what that might sound like.

The following night, jazz vocalist Adele Nichols performs as part of a series of benefit shows for The Vermont Music Library. The VML gigs continue through May, with Steph Pappas, Meagan Walsh and Rebecca Padula all making appearances. Thanks in part to the Great Falls Club, it looks like there will be plenty of live entertainment in Middlebury throughout the spring season and beyond. Call coowner Doug Lazarus at 388-0239 for more info.

We were already aware that Jon Fishman could play a mean vacuum cleaner solo, but who knew he’d turn out to be such a tireless environmental activist? The ex-drummer for hometown rock stars Phish has gotten involved in a number of causes since the band’s demise, but he’s always been pretty green. Fishman is particularly concerned with the impact of industrialization in the Green Mountains; phans will remember his work with the Phish-sponsored Waterwheel Foundation, a group dedicated to the cleanup of Lake Champlain.

Now he’s joined the New England Coalition’s board of trustees. Since 1971, the nonprofit organization has championed safe alternatives to nuclear power by putting pressure on nuclear safety regulators. Their “Energy Van” brings info on renewable energy to 150,000 people a year. Not bad for a ride that runs on veggie oil. Lately, the NEC has taken efforts to block attempts to “supercharge” the antiquated reactor at Vermont Yankee.

Fishman hopes his high visibility will give the NEC a boost. “Being on the board will help me use the name that I have made through Phish to further all of the best environmental work in our state,” he said in a recent press release. But the percussion man hasn’t completely forgotten his roots — he gets behind the kit next week with Alexander’s Good Time Band at the NEC’s annual meeting in Walpole, New Hampshire. Wonder if he’ll bring the vacuum?

FESTIVAL PREP For live music lovers, summer in the Green Mountains means one thing: outdoor concerts. Last year spirits were dampened — literally — by a rash of shitty weather, but Northeast Kingdom Music Festival head honcho Ed DuFresne is ready to give it another go.

HUGHES The exact dates andBRETT lineup for this year’s show haven’t been confirmed, but DuFresne is planning ahead. To raise some initial capital for the festival — which takes place in August at the Chilly Ranch in Albany, Vermont — his company, edified presents, has put together a couple of special events.

First up is the 5th Annual Beltane Bash, taking place at 9 p.m. at the Caspian Lake Grange in Greensboro on Friday, April 29.

Featuring the dubby explorations of Brooklyn, New York’s TruMystic and locals MadDub, the show “turns the normally quiet hamlet into a full-on dub-reggae dance party,” according to DuFresne.

On Saturday at 8 p.m., Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café will be transformed into an urban-style nightclub for a performance from Big Apple MC Louis Logic. Joined by MC Brycon & DJ Equal, as well as local wax-addict DJ Ellis, Logic will deliver his intelligent, true-to-life rhymes in an intimate setting. Call DuFresne at 229-9942 or email edified2@hotmail.com for info on either event.

MAKING MAGIC A LEGEND GETS LOCAL Wanna hear a hero of Southern roots-based music without leaving the state? In the next several days, you’ll have several chances to do just that. On Monday, May 2, at 8 p.m., Texas singer-songwriter Eric Taylor appears at Burlington’s 1/2 Lounge in an intimate, ticketed performance. He also plays the Good Times Café in Hinesburg on May 3 and 4 at 8 p.m., and hits the Middle Earth Music Hall in Bradford and Montpelier’s Black Door Bar & Bistro next week.

Taylor might not be a household name, but his tunes have been performed by the likes of Nanci Griffith and Lyle Lovett.

Griffith calls him the “William Faulkner of songwriting” and Lovett compares his storytelling style to that of Bruce Springsteen. Known for his unique guitar playing and powerful narrative voice, Taylor has influenced several of his Houston contemporaries, such as Guy Clark, Robert Earl Keen and Steve Earle. He’s even headlined the prestigious Newport Folk Festival, so it’s a treat to have him play this string of shows in our backyard.

These are all pretty cozy clubs, and tickets will probably go fast.

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There’s a growing buzz about Magic City, the Sun Raobsessed space cadets from central Vermont. And for good reason; Michael Chorney’s new combo is truly out of this world. Fronted by vocalist Miriam Bernardo, the group’s unconventional instrumentation — “treated” guitar, upright bass, trombone and viola — makes for seductive music that runs from lightly psychedelic torch songs to passionately polyrhythmic workouts.

Although I loved their debut record The June Book, I hadn’t seen the band live until recently. Opening for indie-folk gods Bonnie “Prince” Billie & Matt Sweeney last Tuesday, Magic City delivered hypnotic renditions of several songs from their album. “I’ll Wait for You” was particularly stunning; bassist Robinson Morse deftly wove in and out of Chorney’s smart chord progressions while Andy Moroz contributed shifting trombone lines. Bernardo is capable of delivering richly resonant lows as well as silky highs, and she sounded even better live; the natural reverb of the room added extra color to her already radiant voice.

The June Book is a tribute to Sun Ra vocalist June Tyson and contains re-workings of some of the jazz iconoclast’s vast catalogue. I’m not sure what their next release will offer, but it’s a good bet that Magic City will continue to explore the outer limits.

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WED.27 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/MATT WRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. HUMAN HOST (punk rock), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. $5.

COMBO 37 (swing/Musette), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC. SKLAR GRIPPO QUINTET (rock), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. TRAITOR’S GATE, MULTIVERSE (newgrass), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. LIVE HIP-HOP SHOWCASE W/A-DOG, NASTEE, THE LOYALISTS, THE NEIGHBORHOOD W/MANUS, Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. STEEL RAIL (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. CARBON LEAF, THE AVETT BROTHERS (modern rock/acoustic folk), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $12. AA. STATE RADIO, ZOX, GREEN GOLD GROOVE (modern rock/jam), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $7/10. AA. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC. JON GAILMOR (folk/singer-songwriter), Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $10.

:: central REV. NATHAN BRADY CRAIN (dirty solo acoustic), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/GEOFREE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/FULL CIRCLE, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PEDERSEN, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. JOE CRIBARI (solo guitar), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE CONTEST W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC.

THU.28 :: burlington area

SHANE HARDIMAN TRIO (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by GUARANA (Brazilian), 9 p.m. NC. MOONLIGHT IN VT (classic jazz standards), Parima, 7 p.m. NC. CHICKS WITH GUITARS (folk-rock), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $5, followed by QUEEN CITY ROCK (DJs), 10 p.m. NC. FRIENDS OF JOE W/LARRY MCCROREY & GEORGE VOLAND (jazz/blues), Halvorson’s, 8 p.m. NC. ELLEN POWELL & MIKE SUCHER (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. THE BIG OTHER (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 9 p.m. NC. FATTIE B. & DJ A-DOG (live hip-hop), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. JULIET MCVICKER (jazz vocals), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. THE CASUAL FIASCO, LOVEWHIP (rock/funk/dance), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. THE DEAD COWBOYS (Grateful Dead covers), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $8.

TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY (hip-hop/r&b DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC.

GOD BELOW ME, CELLBLOCK ONE, THE APOSTACY, BLOOD OF SAINTS, THOSE NOT ON THE LIST, FROM THE GROUND UP (metal/hardcore), Second Floor, 8 p.m. $6/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

C-LOW (hip-hop DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. JAY INGPEN (jazz improv), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 7 p.m. NC. MICHAEL CASTELLI (blues guitar), Seasons Bistro at the Wyndham, 6:30 p.m. NC. LARRY BRETT’S JUKEBOX LADIES’ REQUEST NIGHT (rock/urban/ dance/DVD), Henry’s Pub, 8 p.m. NC. RYAN ADAMS & THE CARDINALS, RACHEL YAMAGATA (rock/singersongwriter), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $23/25. AA. MANIFEST NEXTO ME, BLACK SEA QUARTET, THE MIDDLE EIGHT (rock/hip-hop/Americana/Gypsy/ klezmer), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $5. 18+.

DJ TRICKY PAT (house/techno), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. BUDDHA FOOD GROUP (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Franny O’s, 9 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley GIBSON BROTHERS, THE HIBERNATORS (bluegrass; New Haven Community Playground benefit), Vergennes Opera House, 7 p.m. $15.

:: central MARK LEGRAND & FRIENDS (singersongwriters), Langdon St. Café, 12:30 p.m. NC, followed by MAGIC CITY (jazz), 8 p.m. NC. ROB MORSE TRIO (jazz/fusion), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 7 p.m. $3.

CHRISTINE LAVIN (folk/singer-songwriter), Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $25.

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THU 5

CINCO DE MAYO PARTY

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SAT 7

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HOUSE BAND (classic rock), Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJS ROBBY ROB & SKIPPY (hip-hop/r&b), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. MARK LEGRAND & SARAH MUNRO (heartsick country), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. LADIES’ NIGHT (Sound Obsession DJ), Naked Turtle, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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ROB DUGUAY’S MEOW MIX (jazz), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by MEOWSKERS (old-time), 10 p.m. NC. MATT WRIGHT & DAN SKEA (jazz), Parima, 8 p.m. NC. DJS PRECIOUS, CRAIG MITCHELL (techno/dance), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

TORNADO SISTER (rock), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. DJ COREY (hip-hop), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. DJ A-DOG (hip-hop/lounge), Red Square, 5 p.m. NC, followed by THE WELL (worldbeat), 8 p.m. $3, followed by DJ NASTEE (hip-hop), midnight. $3.

SOUND OF URCHIN, PRIMITIVE SOUL (rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. $3.

URBAN MASH-UP W/DJ A-DOG, SELECTAH MESZENJAH (hip-hop/reggae), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DANCETERIA (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

FLAVA W/DJS ROBBIE J., JACK SPADE (hip-hop/reggae/dancehall), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

CHAD HOLLISTER (singer-songwriter; CD release), FlynnSpace, 7 & 9 p.m. $22/12.

HIP-HOP/REGGAE/DANCEHALL DJS, Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC.

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PIANO LOUNGE W/MITCH (piano/ vocals), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m. NC, followed by ANDRIC SEVERANCE TRIO (Latin jazz), 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), St. John’s Club, 7 p.m. NC. SPIELPALAST CABARET (burlesque), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $14/16.

SHARON JONES & THE DAP-KINGS (soul), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 9 p.m. $10/12. 18+.

LOBOT (rock), Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

KARAOKE W/MR DJ, Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 8:30 p.m. NC. AA. KARAOKE W/PETER BOARDMAN, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. WIZN BAR & GRILL (live radio show), Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 p.m. NC, followed by SUPERSOUNDS DJ (dance party/game show), 9 p.m. NC. SIDESHOW BOB (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. A.K.A. T-BONE (rock), Banana Winds Café, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. BLUEWATER (rock), Franny O’s, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: champlain valley LIVE JAZZ, Two Brothers Tavern, 9 p.m. NC. TOP HAT ENTERTAINMENT DANCE PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. DJ CHARLIE (rock), Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DIRTMINERS (eclectic rock/Americana), Great Falls Club, 8 p.m. $8.

:: central WILLIE EDWARDS (blues), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m. NC. DJ ELLIS (lounge), Langdon St. Café, 5 p.m. NC, followed by TOM BANJO & THE CRANKY SHOW (old-time), 8 p.m. NC, followed by MARK LEGRAND & HIS LOVESICK BAND (country/honky-tonk), 9 p.m. NC.

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venues 411

After Dark Music Series at United Methodist Church, Rt. 7/Seminary St., Middlebury, 388-0216.

American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999.

Ashley’s, Merchant’s Row, Randolph, 728-9182.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494.

Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400.

Bad Girls Café, Main St., Johnson, 635-7025.

Ball & Chain Café, 16 Park St., Brandon, 247-0050.

Banana Winds Café & Pub 1 Towne Marketplace, Essex Jct., 879-0752.

Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188.

Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909.

Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889.

Beyond Infinity Upstairs, 43 Center St., Brandon, 247-5100.

Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428.

Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070.

The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276.

The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366.

B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576.

Charlemont Restaurant, #116, Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242.

Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355.

Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 865-7166.

Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Eclipse Theater, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finkerman’s Riverside Bar-B-Q, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295.

Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Geno’s Karaoke Club, 127 Porters Point Road, Colchester, 658-2160.

Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444.

Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239.

Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966.

Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 654-8888.

JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135.

Kacey’s, 31 Federal St., St. Albans, 524-9864.

Lakeview Inn & Restaurant, 295 Breezy Ave., Greensboro, 533-2291.

Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759.

Lincoln Inn Lounge, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309.

Lion’s Den Pub, Mountain Road, Jeffersonville, 644-5567.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Main St. Grill, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048.

Middle Earth Music Hall, Bradford, 222-4748.

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THURSDAY April 28

The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563.

Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222.

Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466.

Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533.

Music Club, 110 Business Center Rd., Williamstown, 443-6106.

Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200 Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

1/2, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Old Lantern, Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120.

Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884.

Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357.

Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570.

Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917.

Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.

Peabody’s Pub, Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158.

Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035.

Phoenix Bar, Sugarbush Village, Warren, 583-2003.

The Pitcher Inn, 275 Main Street, Warren, 496-6350.

The Positive Pie, 69 Main St., Plainfield, 454-0133.

Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422.

Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346.

Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Mill Restaurant, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhapsody Café, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-6112.

Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211.

Riley Rink, Rt. 7A North, Manchester, 362-0150.

Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782.

Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246.

Riverwalk Records & The Howard Bean Café, 30 State St., Montpelier, 223-3334.

Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern, 1072 West Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

Sami’s Harmony Pub, 216 Rt. 7, Milton, 893-7267.

Season’s Bistro at the Wyndham Hotel, 60 Battery Street, Burlington, 859-5013.

Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

Smuggler’s Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607.

St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778.

Starlight Lounge, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8913.

Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316.

Stowehof Inn, Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722.

Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666.

38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072.

Three Mountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 644-5736.

Toscano Café & Bistro, 27 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244.

Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500.

Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827.

Wine Bar at Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463.

Zoe’s Tack Room & Café, 3825 Rt. 7, Charlotte, 425-5867.

THE DEAD COWBOYS Chrome Cowboys playing the Dead

FRIDAY April 29

DJ A-DOG

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SATURDAY April 30 • 7PM

HELOISE WILLIAMS (FROM VIPERHOUSE)

& THE SAVIOR FAIRE W. DYNASTY TUESDAY May 3

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THURSDAY May 5

THE BIG OTHER W. DR. GREEN FRIDAY May 6

FIESTA DJ DANCE PARTY (LATIN HOUSE, ELECTRO, DRUM & BASS)

SUNDAY May 8 Sunday Night Mass presents

MANNY WARD THURSDAY May 12 AKRASIA, SWALE, VIDEO PIDGEON FRIDAY May 13

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SPRING HALLOWEEN PARTY DJ IZZA & SPECIAL GUESTS WEDSDAY May 18

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JAPHY RYDER SELECTAH MESZENJAH FRIDAY May 20

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FRI.29 << 41A DAVE KELLER BAND (blues), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

THE GULLY BOYS (rock), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

ELECTRO-SHOCK THERAPY :: Many Vermont

:: northern

music fans will remember Heloise

KARAOKE W/DON’T FRET ENTERTAINMENT, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 9 p.m. NC. DAWNA HAMMERS (vocals/piano/ singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 7:30 p.m. NC. SMALL AXE, GREAT DAY FOR UP, XIBALBA (reggae/rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. VIP LADIES’ NIGHT W/DJ SKIPPY (top 40/r&b/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 9 p.m. NC. 18+.

LIVE MUSIC, Riverview Café at Tabu Nightclub, 10 p.m. $3. 18+.

LADIES’ NIGHT (disco), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $10.

STACY STARKSWEATHER & DON SCHNABER (jazz standards), Bee’s Knees, 7:30 p.m. NC. EDIFIED PRESENTS THE BELTANE BASH W/TRUMYSTIC, MADDUB (dub reggae; NEMF benefit), Caspian Lake Grange, Greensboro, 9 p.m. $10.

Williams’ work with progressive jazz combo viperHouse and jam-kingpins Phish. Well, a lot has changed since she moved to the Big Apple. As the front

Heloise & the Savoir Faire, the sultry

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chanteuse is a costume-changing, dancedriven sensation. Time Out New York has called her “Britney Spears on crack,” while the Village Voice claims the trio “packs the panache.” Williams — with fellow Burlington ex-pat Jason Cooley on bass — returns for an early show at Club

:: southern

Metronome this Saturday.

PARANOID SOCIAL CLUB (funk-rock), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $12-20.

SAT.30

:: burlington area THE DIRTMINERS (eclectic rock/Americana), Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC, followed by NESSUN DORMA (eclectic), 10 p.m. NC. ANDRIC SEVERANCE TRIO (Latin jazz), Parima, 7 p.m. NC. DJS CRAIG MITCHELL & PRECIOUS (dance/house), 135 Pearl, 10 p.m. $5.

NOUVEAU JAZZ, Sweetwaters, 9 p.m.

NC. RUNE (rock), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 10 p.m. NC. GORDON STONE BAND (newgrass), Red Square, 8 p.m. $3, followed by

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OLD-TIME SESSIONS (traditional), Radio Bean, from 1 p.m. NC, followed

by THE DEREK PINKHAM BAND (jazz), 8 p.m. NC, followed by RICHARD RUANE & FRIENDS (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m. NC, followed by CHINCHILLA DUST BATH (rock), 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/DREW OF NAMED BY STRANGERS, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (house/techno

SUPERSOUNDS DJ, Red Mill Restaurant, 10:15 p.m. NC. DANCE PARTY (DJ), City Limits, 9 p.m.

NC.

:: central SCALAWAG (jam), Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC. SUGAR BLUE (old-time), Langdon St.

:: northern ELLEN POWELL DUO (jazz), Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 6:30 p.m. NC. PAUL DOUSE (rock/singer-songwriter), Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. SOMEBODY’S CLOSET (jam-rock), Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. ALL NIGHT DANCE PARTY W/DJ TOXIC (hip-hop/top 40/house/reggae), Tabu Café & Nightclub, 5 p.m. – 4 a.m. NC. 18+.

SHANIA TWIN (country/covers), Rusty Nail, 10 p.m. $15.

PRIMITIVE SOUL (reggae/soul), The Matterhorn, 9 p.m. NC.

:: southern THE ZOO (rock), Pickle Barrel, 9 p.m. $12-20.

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Live Paul Douse 9:00 Acoustic

ROCK/ with THE KING SINGERBROTHERS SONGWRITER

DJs), Club Metronome, 10 p.m. NC. DJS BIG DOG & DEMUS (reggae/dancehall), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, JP’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 6 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley JAZZ BRUNCH W/FRED BARNES (piano), Two Brothers Tavern, 10:30 a.m. NC.

:: central LANGDON ST. JAZZ BAND, Langdon Street Café, 8 p.m. NC. JAZZ IN TRACKS W/BRUCE SKLAR QUARTET, The Pitcher Inn, 7 p.m. NC.

MON.02 :: burlington area

AVI VINOCUR (singer-songwriter), Radio Bean, 5 p.m. NC, followed by OPEN MIKE, 7 p.m. NC. DAVE GRIPPO (funk/jazz), Red Square, 10 p.m. NC. ERIC TAYLOR (singer-songwriter/ Americana), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. $13. ’93 TILL W/DJ A-DOG & NASTEE (hiphop), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. A STATIC LULLABY, VENDETTA RED, ACCEPTANCE, EMANUEL, IDIOT PILOT (rock/hardcore), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7 p.m. $10/12. AA. MUSIC MACHINE W/DJ TRANSPLANTE (eclectic), The Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

:: northern OPEN MIKE, Sami’s Harmony Pub, 7 p.m. NC. JERRY LAVENE (jazz guitar), Chow!

Bella, 6:30 p.m. NC.

:: burlington area

GUA GUA (psychotropical), Radio Bean, 6 p.m. NC, followed by SYLVIE LEWIS (singer-songwriter), 9 p.m.

NC, followed by TUESDAY BAND (oldies & goodies), 10 p.m. NC. DAYVE HUCKETT (solo guitar), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. BASHMENT W/DEMUS & SUPER K (reggae/dancehall), Red Square, 9 p.m. NC. JAZZ JAMS, Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. MAHJONG, TECHNICOLOR ASTRONAUT, SEEPEOPLE (rock/electronica), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $7-8.

KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ERIC TAYLOR (singer-songwriter/ Americana), Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $10.

:: central DOUG PERKINS (folk/bluegrass), Langdon St. Café, 9 p.m. NC. DAVID KRAUSS (acoustic classical/jazz guitar), Lounge at the Main St. Grill, 7 p.m. NC.

:: northern KARAOKE W/SASSY, Monopole, 9 p.m.

NC.

WED.04 :: burlington area

IRISH SESSIONS, Radio Bean, 8 p.m.

NC. PINE STREET JAZZ W/JODY ALBRIGHT & MATT WRIGHT, Parima, 7 p.m. NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m.

NC. PAUL ASBELL TRIO (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. CIRCADIA (Irish/Celtic), Rí Rá Irish Pub, 7 p.m. NC.

SKLAR GRIPPO QUINTET (jazz), Red Square, 8 p.m. NC, followed by MEMBERS ONLY W/FATTIE B. (’80s DJ), 11 p.m. NC. SWALE (alt-rock), 1/2 Lounge, 8 p.m. NC. THE FLO, KOKORO (jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9 p.m. NC. BREEZ EVAHFLOWIN’, WORDSWORTH, THE NEIGHBORHOOD, LEE & S.I.N. (hip-hop), Club Metronome, 9:30 p.m. $5-7.

OPEN MIKE W/ANDY LUGO & DJ TRANSPLANTE, Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 10 p.m. NC. FRESH W/DJS NICK PILON & MR. NICEGUY (techno/house), Second Floor, 10 p.m. $3/7. 18+ before 11 p.m.

DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. THE CLEARY BROTHERS (bluegrass), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 8 p.m. NC. KAKI KING (solo acoustic guitar), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $12/14. 18+.

PUNCHLINE, A THORN FOR EVERY HEART, THIS DAY AND AGE, VIRGA (punk-rock), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 8 p.m. $8. AA. DJ DEMUS & JAH RED (reggae/dancehall), Monkey House, 10 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 8 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Edgewater Pub, 9:30 p.m. NC.

:: champlain valley LADIES’ NIGHT, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. ERIC TAYLOR (singer-songwriter/ Americana), Good Times Café, 8 p.m. $10.

:: central B.A. FUNKHOUSE, Charlie O’s, 10 p.m.

NC. OPEN MIKE, Langdon St. Café, 7 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE W/ISAAC’S COLLEGE FUND, Middle Earth, 8 p.m. $3.

:: northern OPEN MIKE W/MIKE PEDERSEN, Monopole, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE CONTEST W/BILLY CALDWELL, Overtime Saloon, 9 p.m. NC. 쩾

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by EDIFIED PRESENTS LOUIS LOGIC, BRYCON, DJ EQUAL (hiphop; NEMF benefit), 9 p.m. $10.

MARK LEGRAND & HIS LOVESICK BAND (country/honky-tonk), Black Door Bar & Bistro, 9:30 p.m. $5.

COLIN MCCAFFREY & THE STONE COLD ROOSTERS (Americana), Middle Earth, 8:30 p.m. $8.

LOVEWHIP (funk/pop/dance), Waterbury Wings, 8 p.m. NC. ADELE NICHOLS (jazz vocals; VT Music Library benefit), Great Falls Club, 7:30 p.m. $7.

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DJ A-DOG (hip-hop), midnight, $3.

KIP MEAKER (blues), 1/2 Lounge, 7 p.m. NC. PETER PRINCE & MOON BOOT LOVER, AMORPHOUS BAND (jam-rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. $3.

HELOISE & THE SAVOIR FAIRE, DYNASTY (electroclash), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $7, followed by RETRONOME (’70s-’80s DJs), 10 p.m. $3.

MASSIVE (DJs), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. $3.

REWIND (old-school hip-hop/r&b/funk/ disco DJs), Second Floor, 9 p.m. $3/10. 18+ before 11 p.m.

RUGGER (hip-hop/r&b DJ), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. DAVE HARRISON W/STARSTRUCK KARAOKE, JP’s Pub, 10 p.m. NC. ANTHONY GERACI (jazz/blues piano), Wine Bar at Wine Works, 5:30 p.m.

NC, followed by SHANE HARDIMAN DUO (jazz), 9 p.m. NC. EAMES BROTHERS (mountain blues), American Flatbread, 11 p.m. NC. SPIELPALAST CABARET (burlesque), Higher Ground Ballroom, 8 p.m. $14/16.

TODD BARRY (comedy), Higher Ground Showcase Lounge, 7:30/10 p.m. $12/15.

HOT HOUSE JAZZ, Monkey House, 10 p.m. $3.

BUBBLING UPSTREAM (rock), Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC. HARD LUCK (rock), B.U. Emporium, 8:30 p.m. NC. SIDESHOW BOB (rock), Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, Geno’s Karaoke Club, from 3 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/REX, Franny O’s, 9:30 p.m.

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1. Beck — Guero 2. Original Soundtrack — Garden State 3. Jack Johnson — In Between Dreams 4. Ani DiFranco — Knuckle Down 5. U2 — How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb 6. Bright Eyes — I’m Wide Awake, It’s Morning 7. Green Day — American Idiot 8. Anna Nalick — Wreck of the Day 9. John Butler Trio — Sunset Over Sea 10. Don Fields & His Pony Boys — Historic WDEV Broadcasts

1. Anna Nalick — Wreck of the Day 2. Garbage — Bleed Like Me 3. Rob Thomas — Something To Be 4. Lisa Marie Presley — Now What?

5. The Game — Documentary 6. Beck — Guero 7. Chris Botti — When I Fall in Love 8. Joss Stone — Mind, Body & Soul 9. Various Artists — Totally Country 4 10. Green Day — American Idiot

1. Blue Merle— Burning in the Sun 2. Jack Johnson — In Between Dreams 3. Anäis Mitchell — Hymns for the Exiled 4. Kings of Leon — Aha Shake Heartbreak 5. Vorcza — Maximalist 6. Chieftains — Live From Dublin 7. Cheryl Wheeler — Defying Gravity 8. Iris DeMent — Life Line 9. John Prine — In Spite of Ourselves 10. Chris Soucy — Color Blind

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JON GAILMOR, CHECKING IN

SHARON JONES & THE DAP-KINGS, NATURALLY (Daptone Records, CD)

(Self-released, CD)

On Checking In — Jon Gailmor’s sixth release in 27 years of creating music in and about Vermont — the singer-songwriter musically illustrates the textbook he could write about being a successful performer and artist-in-residence in a small, rural state.

For this 13-song collection, Gailmor has penned catchy, heartfelt tunes on such diverse subjects as Vermont Town Meeting Day; his mother, wife and daughter; dogs; moose; the history of his adopted hometown of Elmore; water quality; and the trials and tribulations of being a teenager. But it’s not just his songwriting that impresses. Working from their Charlotte studio, engineers Chuck Eller and Lane Gibson created a seamless musical experience from start to finish. Each song has a different texture, and nearly all have an interesting musical turn or two.

“Say It Now” — a number currently being performed by vocal group Social Band as part of its “Vermont Composer Series” — features Gailmor’s multi-tracked voice. It’s a fine showcase for his chops; the result is like his own personal choir. There won’t be any Vance Gilbert or Jonathan Edwards comparisons for this effort: From party-boy yelling to sweetly soulful singing, Gailmor has his bases covered.

Checking In also delivers on the instrumental end. Several well-known Vermont musicians sit in, giving the project an all-star feel. Eller takes a break from tweaking the faders to contribute keyboards, while David Gusakov, Stacy Starkweather, Jeff Salisbury, Banjo Dan & Willy Lindner and Tom Mackenzie all lend their considerable talents. Don Schabner — who shares production credits on this album with Gailmor — adds tasteful classical guitar to two of my favorite tracks, “Ma” and “Seeds of Home.”

You Must Have Known” is dedicated to Gailmor’s daughter Micaela and features a full-blown horn section. Micaela herself sings on the cleverly titled track “Terrierism.” That tune is about Lola, a Circus Smirkus canine celebrity.

Some might be put off by the Billy Joel-style slickness of some of Checking In’s orchestration, but you still can’t help but be wowed by how it all comes together. Gailmor has more than enough experience to know exactly what he wants everything to sound like, and how to get there. Long may he play!

ROBERT RESNIK

Sharon Jones & The Dap-Kings are as righteous as they come. Featuring horns, guitars, bass drums and Jones’ sultry voice, the eight-piece group positively smokes.

You’re not likely to hear anything as legitimately funky and soulful as their sophomore album Naturally anytime soon — that is, unless you invent a time machine.

This album is so damn good it’s tough not to write in all caps. From the dark strut of opener “How Do I Let a Good Man Down?” to the mellow sway of closing track “All Over Again,” Naturally affects a stone-cold groove. I don’t know how the hell producer/bassist Bosco Mann managed to capture the gritty analog vibe of ’60s soul music, but I can tell you this — it’s bona fide.

“Natural Born Lover” shimmies deliciously, its chorus supported by a James Brown-style breakbeat that snaps and cracks with skillet-licking authority. Jones’ performance on the cut instantly gives you shivers; her no-nonsense delivery and smoldering pipes could melt a glacier. And the album only gets better from there. Guest vocalist Lee Fields gives Jones a run for her money on “Stranded in Your Love,” a raunchy little number about a busted-up relationship that nonetheless provides certain “comforts.” Fields’ whiskey-soaked croon is the perfect complement to Jones’ buttery incantations. Sexy, sleek and more than a little volatile, their duet explodes with sassy charisma.

“Your Thing is a Drag” is an album highlight; a collision of smart funk vamps and Motown shuffle. A snaky sax solo uncoils in the right speaker while Mann’s spring-loaded bass line froths and bubbles.

Gooey, melodic guitar runs color “How Long Do I Have to Wait for You?” — a sweetly earnest plea from a woman ready to let go of the memory of an ex-lover but utterly incapable of doing so. Horns stab around the slippery beat and buoyant bass line like a prizefighter landing strategic jabs; it’s hard to believe they didn’t just find this album in some Muscle Shoals Studios broom closet.

In this era of canned beats, loops and super-processed vocals, it’s positively shocking to hear a redblooded rhythm section and unadorned vocalist get so down and dirty. Sharon Jones & the Dap-kings would’ve been near the top of the heap four decades ago; in the present day, they’re uncontestable. Don’t miss them at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge this Friday, April 29.

CASEY REA

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CALL TO ARTISTS MASK ART is sought for the upcoming exhibit, "Curtain Up! Textiles in the Theater," at the Gallery on the Green in Shelburne.

Deadline: June 17. Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburnecraftschool.org.

AN ART CONTEST honoring World Breastfeeding Week August 1-7 is seeking submissions in drawing, painting or photography for display. Works must depict the art of breastfeeding or the parent-child nurturing relationship. Deadine: May 15. Info 527-5577.

THE GALLERY ON THE GREEN is seeking artists to submit work in textiles for an upcoming show entitled "Curtain Up! Textiles in the Theater." Deadline: June 17.

Info, 985-3648 or www.shelburnecraft school.org.

THE GREEN DOOR STUDIO is seeking art submissions and installation proposals for work that questions the practice of water fluoridation. Deadline: May 7. All media accepted. Info, 658-0307 or http://www.green doorstudio.net.

THE HELEN DAY ART CENTER is seeking artists to show and sell their works at the annual For Arts Sake weekend, August 27 & 28, at Stowe's Jackson Arena. Info, 253-9203, http://www.helenday.com or Jackb@stoweaccess.com.

THE FEICK ARTS CENTER is seeking artists to show their work for solo exhibitions, as early as autumn 2005. Send six hi-res slides or digital photos, resumé and contact info with SASE to Green Mountain College, Feick Center, One College Circle, Poultney, VT 05764 or email to feick@greenmtn.edu.

More info, 287-8000.

STUDIO PLACE ARTS is seeking artists for a June 28 - July 30 multimedia show focusing on "super-sized" objects and larger-thanlife representations of the ordinary. Application deadline: May 23. Info, 479-7069 or http://www.studioplacearts.com.

Going Straight

W EXHIBIT “Crankcase,” paintings and mixed media by Mr. Masterpiece.

Sanctuary 47 Gallery, Burlington.

Through June 3.

ARTWORK “Desire” by Mr. Masterpiece

PHOTO Marc Awodey

hen the naïve, jagged, figurative paintings by “Mr. Masterpiece” began to appear in Burlington venues in the late 1980s, it was difficult to know what this mysterious artist with the tongue-in-cheek name was doing. A natural reaction to the moniker was: “Does this guy actually think he’s that good?” But as Mr. Masterpiece — a.k.a. Lindsay Vezina — continued to assiduously refine his style, using close-knit hues and razor-sharp-edged lines, he gradually became a brilliant technician. Today he categorically states, “Taping is for wussies.”

More importantly, Mr. Masterpiece has invented an elegant personal aesthetic that is uniquely inspired yet firmly rooted in art history. His current exhibit, “Crankcase,” at Burlington’s Sanctuary 47 Gallery, presents an in-depth overview of his remarkable works. The show includes sketchbooks, seven large-scale paintings and a pair of odd, threedimensional pieces that are both deadpan humorous and deadly serious critiques of the “art scene.”

The great French painter Jean-AugusteDominique Ingres is said to have told a young student by the name of Edgar Degas that in order to become a great artist he should “draw many lines, many lines.” Degas took that advice to heart; Mr. Masterpiece appears to have followed a similar path.

More than 100 of his filled sketchbooks are piled up in the gallery. A sign above them states that the “100+ sketchbooks represent 15 years of drawing subjects in cafés, bars, strip clubs, etc.” Visitors are welcome to rifle through them.

The sketches are remarkably consistent pencil drawings devoid of shading and replete with figures made up of straight lines. Mr. Masterpiece creates space by varying the weights of his lines and manipulating negative space. The artist is a former bartender, as well as a past curator of exhibitions for the Daily Planet, Red

Square and other venues. The relentless act of drawing that world has helped make him a strong painter.

Mr. Masterpiece’s paintings bear some resemblance to Italian Futurist canvasses and constructions produced by Giacomo Balla in the 1920s.

While they may be unrelated, both artists fashion movement with flat shapes that seem to possess a hidden order of rationality. Forms swoop into each other and are surrounded by dashes, plus signs and thin S-curves. Hues are pared down to minimal yet effective harmonies that dance in white space.

“Bandaid” and “Heart Attack” both have deep green borders and stylized texts along the top and lower edges. The texts resemble Sanskrit and are virtually unintelligible. In “Desire,” two female forms are accompanied by the statement, written in cursive, “There’s nothing but trouble and desire.” The forms’ edges and angles slightly overlap at some points and never quite touch at others, as if to echo the painting’s fatalistic written message.

The stuffed, wall-mounted creature entitled “Fuzzy Boy Johnson” is like a brown dog with a flat, painted face. Mr. Masterpiece has a long history of creating clown imagery, including self-portraits, and Fuzzy Boy may follow in that tradition. If so, perhaps it hints at the absurd nature of the artist-as-hero myths regularly rehashed by curators and critics. Mr. Masterpiece has also placed on the floor a brick with a clown nose entitled “Brick ‘MansBrick’ Man’s Inhumanity to Man (putting a dress on a pig)” in a swipe at conceptual art’s “inhumanity” to the public.

“Conceptual” means different things to different people, and that label could possibly be applied to Mr. Masterpiece’s work since day one. But his conceptual approach is unpretentious and honest, and in that regard he unquestionably lives up to his name. m

OPENINGS NICK NEDDO, BEN SHADIS & JIM GERSTMAN: Drawings in pen and ink. Institute for Social Ecology, Plainfield, 454-8493. Reception April 28, 5-7 p.m. Through May 25.

THE 24TH ANNUAL STOWE STUDENT SHOW: More than 600 works of art by local students K-12. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Reception April 28, 3-5 p.m.

Family Day with activities April 30, noon 4 p.m. Through May 28.

ARTS OF ACHIEVEMENT: A traveling show featuring 25 of Vermont's finest artists, past and present, in celebration of the VAC's 40th anniversary. The Gallerie@Opaline, Burlington, 660-8875. Reception April 28, 5-7 p.m. Through May. CLARK RUSSELL: Sculptural constructions made of found industrial metal. Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 865-7166. Reception April 29, 5-7 p.m. Through May 29.

‘JOHN DEERE: THE MAN, THE LEGEND, THE BRAND’: A touring exhibit of photos and artifacts illustrating the life of the tractor man. Henry Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Reception April 29, 5-7 p.m.

Through October 22.

‘WITH OUR OWN EYES’: Past, present and future visions from orphaned children of Afghanistan. Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall, 865-7165. A closing reception to benefit the orphanages run by

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CALLING EARTH Mars 1 and Mars-1 are not the same thing. The former was a NASA space probe launched in 1962, and the latter is an ex-graffitist whose sci-fi-influenced surrealism appears along with Damon Soule’s “fantastic Petri-dish environments” at Burlington’s Lineage Gallery. Their exhibition is entitled “Isotopic Simulation.” Both artists reside on a distant planet called San Francisco.

the Revolutionary Association of the Women of Afghanistan, April 29, 6:30 p.m.

PATRICIA REYNOLDS & JEAN-JACQUES DUVAL: "Two Kids Playing with Crayons," paintings in watercolor, acrylic and oil, and glass sculpture and paintings, respectively.

North Country Cultural Center, Plattsburgh, 518-563-1604. Artist talk April 30, 4:30 p.m., followed by reception 5-7 p.m.

Through May 21.

‘MAYDAY: THE WORKERS ARE REVOLTING’: Multimedia artworks by Red Square employees. Red Square, Burlington, 859-8909.

Reception May 1, 6-9 p.m. Through May 3.

HEATHER MEISTERLING & DONNA H. GALLIHER: A mother-daughter show featuring watercolor paintings of landscapes, wildlife and equine themes. Also, JENNIFER MIGNANO: Handcrafted felt bags. Emile A. Gruppe Gallery, Jericho, 899-3211. Reception May 1, 2-5 p.m. Through June 26.

VERMONT PHOTO GROUP SPRING EXHIBIT: Sixteen area shooters show their works.

Dorothy Alling Library, Williston, 878-4918.

Reception May 2, 5-7 p.m. Through May. ‘GIRLS’ EYE VIEW 2005’: An exhibition of photography and writing reflects the vision of local girls 11-14 in a mentoring program.

Barnes & Noble Booksellers, S. Burlington, 878-7131, x101. Reception May 3, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Through May 10.

GROUP EXHIBITION: Local artists present an eclectic collection of ceramics, paintings, photographs, jewelry and more. Blinking Light Gallery, Plainfield, 454-0141. Re-opening reception May 3, 10 a.m. Ongoing.

GRACE PROGRAM SHOW: More than 20 participants in two community workshops show their art. GRACE Gallery, Old Firehouse, Hardwick, 472-6857. Exhibition party May 3, 3-4 p.m. Through May 25.

ARTISTS’ FAIR: An educational event open to artists of all levels, presenting opportunities available through Burlington City Arts, a panel discussion on the profession of artist, and more. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. May 3, 4-8 p.m. Free.

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MICHELLE LAMBERT: "Moments in Time," works by the wedding photographer. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 864-0471.

May 1-31.

LISA LILLIBRIDGE: "Dreaming and Departing," new works in acrylic specifically designed for the restaurant. Smokejacks, Burlington, 238-3485. May 1 - June 30.

MATTHEW THORSEN: The Big Heavy World photography collection of the bands of Club Toast. Second Floor, Burlington, 660-2088.

April 28 - June 30.

NATALIE STULTZ: Black-and-white photographs with the Diana camera. Village Wine & Coffee, Shelburne, 985-8922. May 2-28.

MARY BETH MORRISSEAU: "Colorful Personalities," paintings. Flynndog, Burlington, 863-2227. May 1-31.

GAIL SALZMAN: "Convergence," abstract oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 864-3661. May 1-31.

‘MISS RUMPHIUS, OX-CART MAN & THE WORLD OF BARBARA COONEY’: More than 70 works by the 20th-century children's book author and illustrator; and "25 AMERICAN QUILTS & THE WOMEN WHO MADE THEM": Quilts dating 1820 to 1900; and "THESE UNITED STATES: 50 STATEHOOD RUGS BY MOLLY NYE TOBEY": A masterful series of rugs created 1943-1961. Shelburne Museum, 985-3348, x 3330. May 1 - October 31.

TIMOTHY GRANNIS & JOHN CHURCHMAN: "Escape Velocity," new jewelry works in metal; and "Moonrise and Sunset," photography, respectively. Grannis Gallery, Burlington, 660-2032. May 1-31.

BELLWETHER SCHOOL’S 6TH ANNUAL ART DAVID CORCORAN: "Coffee Beans Painted with AUCTION: Works by regional and local Coffee" and other paintings. Radio Bean, artists including Woody Jackson and Ethan Burlington, 310-7882. Through October 16.

Morrow will benefit this progressive educaCHELSEA PEMBERTON: "Beauty, Strength and tion program. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 434Resilience: The Will Power Behind the 6080. April 29, 6 p.m.

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petri-dish environments. Lineage Gallery, Burlington, 862-7766. Through May 22.

TOBIAS ROWER: Digitally manipulated photography. Red Square, Burlington, 864-7786.

Through April.

MULTIMEDIA & GRAPHIC DESIGN STUDENT SHOW: Fifty graduating Champlain College students show their works in print design, interactive media and 3D video animation.

47 Sanctuary Gallery, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 865-6432. Through April 28.

‘RE’: Work by members of the Living/Learning Pottery and Clay Sculpture Program. L/L Gallery, UVM, Burlington, 656-4200. Through May 4.

RICHARD GROSS: Original watercolors. Book Rack & Children's Pages, Essex Way, Essex, 872-2627. Through May. ANN LABERGE: An interactive, multimedia installation based on the distortions, myths and lies we are encouraged to believe; an allegory to "The Emperor's New Clothes."

Peace & Justice Center Lobby, Burlington, 655-5845. Through December.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Acrylic paintings of whimsical Vermont and musical scenes.

Cobblestone Deli, Burlington, 872-9605.

Through May 15.

PHILLIP GODENSCHWAGER: "Just Another Point of View," pen-and-ink drawings. Daily Planet Restaurant, Burlington, 862-9647.

Through April.

HERB LEFF: Kinetic Reflective Sculptures based on a patented visual-effective system, Reading Room; and REGIONAL ART TEACHERS' SHOW: Mixed media, Fletcher Room.

Fletcher Free Library, 865-7211. Through May. BRUCE PENDLETON: Eclectic photographs including clowns, toothbrushes and Kabuki dancers. Muddy Waters, Burlington, bru pen@gmavt.net. Through April.

‘THE IDENTITY PROJECT’: Photographs by local at-risk or homeless teens exploring personal identity. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Second Floor, Burlington, 8657166. Through April 29.

CLAIRE VAN VLIET: "Meeting of the Elements," landscape prints. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848.

Through May 17.

REID CROSBY: "Flowers of Spring," photography. Enigma Gallery, Essex Shoppes & Cinema, 879-9220. Through May 10.

CARLEY STEVENS-MCLAUGHLIN: The Vermont photographer shows images of teens from her book, Public Faces, Private Places. Mirabelles, Burlington, 229-2658. Through April.

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QUEEN OF PRINTS Artist and bookmaker Claire Van Vliet has garnered many accolades during her long and distinguished Sanctuary 47, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 8645884, ext. 278. Through June 3.

‘VERMONT WOODCHUCKS’: Members of the Northeast Chapter of the American Woodturners Association show bowls, vessels, trays and other forms made from turned wood. Woodbury's of Vermont, Burlington, 660-4313. Through April.

PETER ARVIDSON: "Color Fields," oil paintings. Doll-Anstadt Gallery, Burlington, 8643661. Through April.

‘FACES OF THE SILENCED’: Black-and-white photographs with accompanying text tell stories of teenage pregnancy in this exhibition by the Lund Family Center. One Union Station, Burlington, 864-7467. Through April.

STEWART MCHENRY: Photographs of Greece and the Middle East. St. Paul's Cathedral, Burlington, 864-0471. Through April.

HOMESCHOOLERS’ ART SHOW: Multimedia artworks by students tutored at home.

Fletcher Free Library, Pickering & Fletcher rooms, Burlington, 865-7211. Through April.

LYDIA JANE BRIGHT: "Bomb," thematic oil paintings and site-specific installation.

Green Door Studio, Burlington, 658-0307.

Through May 1.

JOHN YOUNGBLOOD: "Pig Series," prints by the California photographer. Enigma Gallery, Essex, 879-9220. Through April.

LORRAINE JEAN: Paintings by the Essex Junction artist. Chittenden Bank, Burlington, 849-6185. Through April.

SCOTT KING: "Recent Works," figurative and abstract paintings in acrylic and mixed media. The Men's Room, Burlington, 978921-2948. Through April 29.

‘HONORING THE BARN’: Nine local artists interpret the enduring rural structure in a variety of media. Shelburne Craft School's Gallery on the Green, Shelburne, 985-3648.

Through April.

SHAMMS MORTIER: "She Dances Timeless Void, Curious Wind," 18 electric, surrealist, large-format digital prints on canvas. CCV Hallway Galleries, LL Atrium, Burlington, 865-4422. Through May 5.

KEVIN KIP MATOTT: "In Circulation," abstract, design-based oil paintings. CCV Hallway Galleries, Burlington, 865-4422. Through May 5.

JENNE GREAVES: Self-portraits in oil; MICHAEL T. JERMYN: Ethereal photographs; and MAGGIE NEALE: Abstract paintings in oil and acrylic. Artpath Gallery, Wing Building, Burlington, 563-2273.

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‘COLLECTING THE BODY, TRANSFERRING DESIRE’: Curated by UVM students, the exhibition uses objects from the permanent collection to present a cross-cultural look at how spirituality, sexuality and societal obsessions shape our experiences and perceptions of the human body. Wolcott Gallery, Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 6560750. Through June 5.

career. In her current exhibition, called “Meeting of the Elements,” at Shelburne’s Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Van Vliet demonstrates why.

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BRISTOL FRIENDS OF THE ARTS: The gallery's parent organization shows works by participants in its mentoring program; six mentors and their high school-student mentees present paintings, ceramics and more. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. May 2-31.

‘WEAVINGS OF WAR: FABRICS OF MEMORY’: A traveling exhibit of textiles depicting war made by refugees from Central and Southeast Asia, South America and South Africa. Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-1844. Through May 28.

JENNIFER KIEWIT: "Rapid Eye Movement: Images From Other Worlds," photographs.

Bobcat Café, Bristol, 453-3311. Through April.

JANET FREDERICKS: "Natural Language," drawings and paintings. Walkover Gallery, Bristol, 453-3188. Through June 4.

JEAN CANNON & LIZ SASLAW: Paintings and pottery, respectively. Art on Main, Bristol, 453-4032. Through April.

‘MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE PRESIDENTS’: An exhibition of official portraits of recent Middlebury College presidents includes a hologram of 15th President Emeritus John McCardell, Jr., made by John Perry.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, 4435235. Through August 14.

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MAGGIE NEALE: "Color Musings," paintings. La Brioche Bakery, Montpelier, 229-9446. May 1-31.

‘EXPOSURES’: An exhibit of photographs from the Insight Photography Project in Brattleboro, created during a summer cultural exchange with students on the Pine Ridge Reservation in South Dakota. Vermont Arts Council's Spotlight Gallery, Montpelier, 828-5422. Through June.

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Hogan and Rosamond Orford show their JANET ZUG: A collection of blown-glass work DON HANSON: "Works on Paper," new mixedsnapshots. Gallery in the Tip Top, White by the Tunbridge artist. Tunbridge Public media pieces in three series that explore the River Junction, 280-1864. Through May 21.

Library, 889-9602. Through May 9. artist's interest in nature, form and process.

FACULTY SHOW: Multiple media. Christine ANNUAL STUDENT SHOW: More than 600 West Branch Gallery, Stowe, 253-8943.

Price Gallery, Castleton State College, 468local schoolchildren K-12 show their artThrough May 1.

1266. Through May 14. works. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775J.C. WELCH: Woodcuts and oils; also paintings, MATTHEW MANNING: "Homegrown Artwork," 0356. Through May 15. photography, Cibachrome, reproductions and mixedmedia, photography and paintings.

‘FOREVER FORESTS’: More than 25 artists Ukrainian eggs by other artists. The Blue Langdon Street Cafe, Montpelier, 223-8667. show fine art and crafts made of wood, and Eyed Dog Gallery & Frame Shop, St. Albans, Through May 15. paintings, photographs, drawings and prints 524-4447. Through April.

GRETCHEN ZIMMER: "Homage to Claude Monet, that celebrate wild forests of New England, 'Waterlilies,'" paintings. Salaam the Boutique, Main Gallery; and 'WOOD CURIOSITIES': Montpelier, 223-4300. Through May. Objects found in forests, Second Floor EMMA MULVANEY-STANAK: "Still Life," pho‘PAW PRINTS’: Original paintings by the dogs Gallery; and PHIL HAGOPIAN: Paintings, tographs of flowers, landscapes and porand cats cared for at the North Country Third Floor Gallery, Studio Place Arts, Barre, traits. Milne Community Room, Aldrich SPCA. Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 518479-7069. Through May 7.

Public Library, Barre, 476-7550, ext. 307.

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HEATHER GRAY: "Dysfunctional Antics of a Through May 13.

‘MARKS OF DISTINCTION: 200 YEARS OF Happy Housewife," photographs based on LOCAL ARTIST SHOW: Hundreds of works in AMERICAN DRAWINGS AND WATERCOLpop-culture images. Heidi Goodrich Gallery all media by area artists and artisans.

ORS’: This exhibit from the permanent col@ AMACI Salon, Montpelier, 272-4364.

Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 728-3232. lection features 120 works dating from 1769 Through May 1.

Through May 8. to 1969, from such artists as Audubon, RALPH STODDARD: Large-scale photographic KARI MEYER: "Beyond the Fields and DreamBearden, Pollock and Whistler. Hood Museum portraits. Bundy Center for the Arts, ing," acrylic paintings on canvas. The Shoe of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., Waitsfield, 496-4781. Through May 30.

Horn, Montpelier, 223-5454. Through May. 603-646-2426. Through May 29.

‘SIGNS OF SPRING’: Ten Vermont artists cele‘ETERNAL EGYPT’: Masterworks of ancient art, brate the season in all media. The Book spanning more than 3000 years, from the Garden, Montpelier, 223-2824. Through May. British Museum. Jean-Noel Desmarais ‘THE LAMOILLE VALLEY REGION: A DOCUPENNY BENNETT: An exhibit of prints by the Pavilion, Montréal Museum of Fine Arts, 514MENTARY PHOTOGRAPHY PROJECT’: A British-born artist. Two Rivers Printmaking 285-1600. Through May 22. group project. Bad Girls Café, Johnson, Studio, White River Junction, 295-5901.

‘PICTURING CHANGE: THE IMPACT OF 635-7423. May 1-31.

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LEDGER DRAWINGS ON NATIVE AMERISTUDENT SHOW: Members of the Composition PAUL GRUHLER: Abstract paintings. Supreme CAN ART’: An exhibit illustrating how the and Darkroom classes led by Howard Romero Court Lobby, Montpelier, 828-4784. Through first Americans adopted and adapted Western show their works. Tegu Gallery, Morrisville, June 4.

888-1261. Through June 8. materials, methods and conventions and LINDA MORSE: "Shades of Camel," phototransformed their own artistic traditions, CHIP TROIANO: "The Long Road Back: Return graphs of Camel's Hump in all seasons and from the 19th century to the present. Hood to Vietnam 30 Years Later," photographs times of day. Governor's Office, Pavilion Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, from a 1999 journey by the Vietnam vet.

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PREVIEWS THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY: Douglas Adams’ freewheeling cosmic classic finally makes it to the big screen with this adaptation from director Garth Jennings. Martin Freeman stars as Arthur Dent, an ordinary chap who begins the adventure of a lifetime just as life on earth comes to an end. With Sam Rockwell, Mos Def and Alan Rickman. (110 min, PG-13) XXX: STATE OF THE UNION: Ever notice that sequels to Vin Diesel movies almost never star Vin Diesel? Ice Cube takes the lead in this follow-up, in which a renegade NSA recruit attempts to stop a military splinter group from overthrowing the U.S. government.

Also featuring Samuel L. Jackson and Willem Dafoe. Directed by Lee Tamahori. (94 min, PG-13)

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The Interpreter HHH

T LUST IN TRANSLATION Penn and Kidman flirt with disaster, and each other, in the latest from Sydney Pollack.

here aren’t many active filmmakers of significance who have turned out marketable work over five decades. Sydney Pollack is a member of that select association, though the mere act of sticking around this long probably has come to lend his career a degree of undeserved luster. After all, he has made fewer than 20 motion pictures, and his reputation rests almost entirely on five of them: They Shoot Horses, Don’t They? (’69); The Way We Were (’73); Three Days of the Condor (’75); Tootsie (’82); and Out of Africa (’85).

The fact that only one of these is a political thriller and that none were made in the past two decades gives you some idea what to expect from the director’s latest. The Interpreter is a serviceable, craftsmanlike tale of intrigue, and two of the world’s most talented actors were unable to make anything more of it.

Nicole Kidman plays a United Nations interpreter who was raised in the fictional South African country of Matobo. The leader of that country is a liberator-turned-genocidal-dictator who’s scheduled to speak before the General Assembly in a matter of days. As fate would have it, she returns to her booth to retrieve some possessions one evening after the UN had been evacuated due to a possible security threat. Her headphones are still live, and she walks in just in time to overhear a whispered threat to someone’s life over them. She surmises that the threat is to the reviled dictator’s life and reports it to the authorities.

Sean Penn costars as a Secret Service agent responsible for determining whether Kidman can be trusted. It’s one of the more generic roles the performer has taken on: His character is a world-weary heavy drinker, and he’s recovering from the recent death of his wife. He’s more world-weary than most movie law-enforcement officers because she didn’t just die in a car accident; she died in a car accident beside the guy with whom she was having an affair.

In terms of overload, though, Kidman’s character has his backstory beat. Here’s why some government officials can’t decide whether to believe her: a) She grew up in Matobo during the transitional years when the country’s leader was shifting his focus from saving his people to slaughtering them; b) Most of her family was blown up by one of the guy’s landmines; c) People keep coming up with old photographs of her taking part in anti-government rallies and marching with a machine gun; d) Her brother may or may not be involved in

a plot against the tyrant; e) Really, what are the odds of someone picking up a pair of headphones just in time to overhear a whispered death threat?

While the United States government is busy trying to ascertain the credibility of Kidman’s character, all sorts of dastardly types go about the business of wreaking political-thriller havoc under the radar. A man wearing an African mask appears at night outside Kidman’s apartment window.

Another sinister individual goes around planting bombs, one of them in the vicinity of the despot’s leading rival, who is living in exile in New York. Another plants parts for a makeshift rifle inside the UN, because getting into the building with a weapon would be impossible.

And then there’s the dictator’s white head of security, who arrives ahead of him to make arrangements for his safety.

Over a period of days he works closely with Penn, who is supposed to be an exceedingly good judge of character. So it’s surprising he’s still having second thoughts about Kidman when anyone in the audience can see this is somebody he should be worried about. The guy might as well be played by Alan Rickman, he’s such an obvious snake in the grass.

Before I bring to your attention an even graver lapse in logic, let me point out that The Interpreter is engaging, well acted, periodically exciting and refreshingly grownup stuff.

Not a great movie, but a nice time and a welcome break from the season’s nonstop torrent of interchangeable horror films and Ashton Kutcher comedies.

However, another draft or two of the script could have helped. A few more scenes like the white-knuckle one set on a city bus, and two or three fewer speeches detailing quaint African customs from Kidman’s character, and we might have wound up a little closer to Condor territory. And then there’s the major incongruity undermining Pollack’s final act.

Remember how the UN was evacuated as a precaution at the start of the film? That was after a metal detector was found to be on the fritz. Throughout the climactic sequence of The Interpreter, a world leader and an assassin are in the General Assembly Hall at the same time and the Secret Service knows it, but nobody even suggests getting everyone out of there.

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A LOT LIKE LOVEHH1/2 In this week’s Ashton Kutcher comedy, a young man and woman spend years as friends before realizing they might be meant to be something more. Costarring Amanda Peet. Nigel Cole directs. (107 min, PG-13) BORN INTO BROTHELSHHH1/2 British-born photojournalist Zana Briski immersed herself in the culture of Calcutta’s red-light district and emerged with a powerful portrait of children growing up there. Codirected

by Ross Kaufman. (85 min, R) BRIDE AND PREJUDICEHHH The folks who gave us Bend It Like Beckham lavishly update Jane Austen’s classic love story and set it in modern-day India, London and America. Aishwarya Rai and Martin Henderson star. Gurinder Chadha directs. (120 min, PG-13) DEAR FRANKIEHHH Emily Mortimer and Gerard Butler are paired in Shona Aeurbach’s heart-warmer about a little boy whose mother says his father is working aboard a ship, then has to find a flesh-and-blood person to fill the role. With Jack McElhone and Sean Brown. (102 min, PG-13) FEVER PITCHHH The Farrelly brothers adapt Nick Hornby’s autobiographical bestseller into a romantic comedy featuring Drew Barrymore and Jimmy Fallon as a couple trying to come to grips with Fallon’s all-consuming obsession with the Red Sox. (101 min, PG-13) GUESS WHOHH1/2 Kevin Rodney Sullivan (Barbershop 2) directs this retooling of 1967’s Guess Who’s Coming to Dinner. In this update, an African-American husband and wife are shocked to discover their daughter is dating a white man. Ashton Kutcher, Zoe Saldana, Judith Scott and Bernie Mac star. (97 min, PG-13) HITCHHH1/2 Will Smith stars in this romantic comedy about the adventures of a date-doctor legendary for his matchmaking skills. Kevin James and Eva Mendes costar. Andy Tennant directs. (115 min, PG-13)

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RATINGS

H = refund, please HH = could’ve been worse, but not a lot HHH = has its moments; so-so HHHH = smarter than the average bear HHHHH = as good as it gets Ratings assigned to movies not reviewed by Rick Kisonak are courtesy of Metacritic.com, which averages scores given by the country’s most widely read reviewers (Rick included).

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BY SUSAN GREEN

SHORT TAKES ON THE REEL WORLD

On Location

Waterfront customers have already been finding their way to the new digs, which are a bit smaller and forego the original’s retro décor. finding their way to the new digs, which are a bit smaller — 3800 square feet versus about 4400 previously — and forego the original’s retro décor. “It has a different, more modern look,” Folmar says. “I’m putting movie quotes on the wall from Woody Allen, Mel Brooks, Groucho Marx, Jack Nicholson, Orson Welles, Mae West.”

An operation that once opened at the civilized hour of 11 a.m. may soon start as early as 8:30 to attract some of the busy post office’s customers with java. “We bought the Rolls Royce of coffeemakers,” Folmar notes. “We can even offer cappuccino, latte and espresso.”

The change of real estate was not

entirely voluntary. Folmar tussled with Burlington officials for years before the city — after abandoning plans to build a bus terminal at the site — insisted that he make way for the headquarters of clothing giant April Cornell.

His reluctant eastward migration is wryly acknowledged on the familiar oval sign above the door: A small addition reading “Off the” now precedes “Waterfront Video.”

Tom Connelly was heading for a career in communications when he became a “man under the influence” of auteurs such as John Cassavetes (A Woman Under the Influence), Stanley Kubrick (The Shining) and Martin Scorsese (Taxi Driver). The 33-year-old South Burling-ton writer-director’s first feature, Strangers in the Night, will screen for free at 7 p.m. on May 4 at the Campus Community Theater in the University of Vermont’s Billings Student Center.

Shot primarily in Chittenden County last summer on a spare $1300 budget, Connelly’s digital-video drama follows the misadventures of three thirtysomething couples as they do a little too much drinking and thinking.

They’re an angst-ridden lot, alienated from their significant others and each yearning for a vaguely defined future that symbolizes freedom.

Connelly, an upstate New York native, was introduced to the intricacies of cinema in 1993 during a required video production course at a

Poughkeepsie community college. That experience convinced him to continue his education at C.W. Post College’s film school on Long Island, where he was exposed to foreign-language fare.

“I discovered Robert Bresson, JeanLuc Godard, the French New Wave,” Connelly recalls. “I’d never had that sensibility before.”

He also created 16mm shorts. “No Deposit, No Return,” about a homeless man who helps a young girl pursued by thugs, was a 22-minute thesis project.

Connelly came north in 1996 to join his wife Katie, now finishing her graduate studies at UVM — where he works as an administrative assistant by day.

While submitting Strangers in the Night to various film festivals, Connelly is currently co-authoring an as-yet-untitled script he plans to shoot in the Empire State’s Hudson Valley.

In the Green Mountain State’s Upper Valley, a new seasonal showcase is taking shape. From April 29 through May 1, White River Indie Films will unspool 11 documentaries and one work of fiction at the 130-seat Briggs Opera House.

Vermont International Film Festival Executive Director Mira Niagolova has

been hired as artistic director of the White River Junction event, which organizers envision would take place over one long weekend every fall, winter and spring.

“The theme this time is ecology, human rights and cultural ideas,” Niagolova says. “Unlike VIFF, it’s not only films about social concerns.”

She has booked an eclectic mix that includes the regional premieres of three thought-provoking pictures: Shake Hands with the Devil: The Journey of Romeo Dallaire profiles the Canadian peacekeeper — played by actor Nick Nolte in Hotel Rwanda — who struggled to stop the 1994 genocide that left at least half a million dead in the African nation. Wheel of Time is Werner Herzog’s overview of a Buddhist pilgrimage to India. In Umbrellas, Albert Maysles chronicles a public-art work that Christo and Jeanne-Claude installed on two continents.

Local filmmakers are represented with Nothing Like Dreaming by Nora Jacobson of Norwich, Howard Zinn: You Can’t Be Neutral on a Moving Train by Deb Ellis of Burlington, and Beyond 88 Keys by Sue Bettmann of East Middlesex.

For more info about White River Indie Films, call 296-7000 or visit

“Flick Chick” is a weekly column that can also be read on www.sevendaysvt.com.

To reach Susan Green, email flickchick@sevendaysvt.com.

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BY DAVID DIEFENDORF

READ THIS FIRST:

This week, as always, the things Fannie likes (shown in CAPITAL letters) all follow a secret rule. Can you figure out what it is? NOTE: Fickle Fannie likes words.

But each week she likes something different about them — how they’re spelled, how they sound, how they look, what they mean, or what’s inside them.

How come you can say PRICK but never the C-word.

It’s a STRETCH to say the Brits have a national cuisine.

You can’t smoke Ultra-LIGHTS while piloting an ultralight.

Most blockbuster SCRIPTS are banal and moronic.

On the TWELFTH day of Christmas I got an Erector Set. When I was eight I put playing cards on my SCHWINN. Cicada NYMPHS are not the kinds you’d want to date.

KLUTZ is Yiddish for a block of wood shaped like Lumpy.

FRENCH dressing consists of suggestive lingerie.

That famous SPHYNX riddle would bomb on Leno.

E me with your Qs or comments (dd44art@aol.com).

Difficulty rating for this puzzle: AS EASY AS HARD. If you’re stuck, see the HINT on this page. If you cave, see the ANSWER on page 55A. So much for Fickle Fannie’s tastes this week. Next week she’ll have a whole new set of likes and dislikes.

FICKLE FANNIE HINT: Vanna sells one at a time.

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He and his 16 employees spent three days in mid-April schlepping 17,000 films, on tape and DVD, across town.

Waterfront customers have already been

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KUNG FU HUSTLE HHHH Stephen Chow wrote, directed and stars in this semi-surreal send-up of the Hong Kong martial-arts movie in which a would-be bad guy gets caught in a war between a vicious gang and the inhabitants of a particularly tough neighborhood.

Also featuring Yuen Qiu and Leung Siu Lung. (99 min, R) MILLION DOLLAR BABYHHHHH Clint Eastwood follows the highly acclaimed Mystic River with this highly acclaimed character study in which a down-onhis-luck trainer takes on a spunky young fighter and helps her rise through the ranks of women’s boxing.

Starring Eastwood, Hilary Swank and Morgan Freeman. (137 min, PG-13) MILLIONSHHH1/2 From Trainspotting director Danny Boyle comes this sweet-natured fantasy in which two British boys have just one week to spend a gigantic sack of cash that has literally dropped from the sky. Starring Alex Etel and Lewis McGibbon. (97 min, PG-13) MISS CONGENIALITY 2: ARMED AND FABULOUSH Sandra Bullock is back in action as FBI agent Gracie Hart. This time around, she heads up an effort to rescue close friends who’ve been kidnapped. Regina King and William Shatner costar. John Pasquin directs.

(115 min, PG-13) ROBOTSHHH Academy Award-winning director Chris (Ice Age) Wedge brings us a CGI saga set in a world inhabited entirely by mechanical beings. The voice cast includes Ewan McGregor, Greg Kinnear and Robin Williams. (93 min, PG) SAHARAHH Matthew McConaughey and Penelope Cruz are paired in this action-adventure about a master explorer’s dangerous treasure hunt in West Africa. With Steve Zahn and Delroy Lindo. (127 min, PG-13) SIN CITYHHH1/2 Quentin Tarantino, Frank Miller and Robert Rodriguez

bring us this visually inventive screen interpretation of Miller’s hardbitten graphic novels. The cast includes Bruce Willis, Mickey Rourke, Clive Owen, Benicio Del Toro and Jessica Alba.

(120 min, R) THE AMITYVILLE HORRORH1/2 Ryan Reynolds, Melissa George and Jesse James team up for this remake of the 1979 horror chestnut about a family who experience ominous phenomena that seem to be related to their new home’s violent history. Based on a true story. With Philip Baker Hall. (105 min, R) THE AVIATORHHH Howard Hughes was an innovator and a risk taker. So it’s ironic that Martin Scorsese’s screen portrait of him is the least audacious and adventurous movie he’s ever made.

Leonardo DiCaprio does a captivating impression, but the script never quite brings its subject meaningfully to life.

With Cate Blanchette, Alec Baldwin and, it goes without saying, Jude Law. (117 min, PG-13) THE INTERPRETERHHH Nicole Kidman and Sean Penn are paired in Sydney Pollack’s political thriller about a U.N. employee whose life is endangered when she accidentally overhears an after-hours conversation in the General Assembly Hall. (128 min, PG-13) THE MERCHANT OF VENICEHHH Al Pacino takes on the role of Shylock in Michael (Il Postino) Radford’s bigscreen version of the bard’s classic play. With Jeremy Irons and Joseph Fiennes. (138 min, R) THE PACIFIERHHH With his dramatic and action options dwindling by the minute, Vin Diesel resorts to comedy in director Adam Shankman’s laugher about a military-commando type whose latest mission calls for him to pull babysitting duty. With Faith Ford and Brad Garrett. (91 min, PG) THE RING TWOHH1/2 Videotapes of evil continue to be a source of concern

for Naomi Watts and David Dorfman in this sequel to the 2002 horror hit.

With Simon Baker and Sissy Spacek.

Directed by Hideo Nakata. (107 min, PG-13) THE UPSIDE OF ANGERHHH1/2 From writer-director Mike Binder comes this drama about a suburban wife left to raise four daughters when her husband unexpectedly disappears. Joan Allen and Kevin Costner star.

THE WILD PARROTS OF TELEGRAPH HILLHHHH Judy Irving directs this documentary about the unusual bond between an unemployed San Francisco man and a flock of wild birds he more or less adopts. (83 min, G) TRAVELERS AND MAGICIANSHHH1/2 Khyentse (The Cup) Norbu directs this fable about a young man who leaves his Himalayan homeland for the U.S., where a Buddhist monk’s suspenseful tales make him reconsider his plan.

(104 min, PG-13)

NEW ON DVD/VHS BLADE: TRINITYHH Wesley Snipes goes vampire hunting for the final time in this third installment of the franchise.

Things wrap up with an epic confrontation pitting Blade and his buddies against the Vampire Nation. Kris Kristofferson costars. David S. Goyer directs. (106 min, R) LEMONY SNICKET'S A SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTSHHH Jim Carrey stars in this big-screen adaptation of the popular children’s book series by Daniel Handler. He plays a scheming count consumed with the desire to relieve three orphans placed in his care of their vast inheritance.

With Meryl Streep, Billy Connolly, Liam Aiken and, of course, Jude Law. (113 min, PG) m

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friday 29 — thursday 5 *The Hichhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:40, 8:45. *XXX: State of the Union 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:10, 2:20, 4:30, 6:40, 8:50. A Lot Like Love 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 3:30, 5:50, 8:10. The Amityville Horror 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:40, 2:35, 4:40, 6:45, 8:45. Fever Pitch 10 (Sat & Wed), 1, 3:30, 6:15, 8:30. The Interpreter 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:30, 3:10, 5:45, 8:30. Kung Fu Hustle 8:40. Robots 10 (Sat & Wed), 12:15, 2:15, 4:15, 6:15.

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The tip top tap dancer has shared a stage with tap greats Gregory Hines and Sammy Davis, Jr. He’s won a Tony Award for his choreography of Bring in ’Da Noise, Bring in ’Da Funk. And he’s syncopated rhythms in the White House for President Clinton. And he’s only 31. In Improvography, the onetime “Tap Dance Kid” fuses hip-hop and jazz. The first act features Glover soloing in front of a jazz quintet, simultaneously dancing up a storm and singing variations on songs Fred Astaire tapped to. The second half adds seven more dancers for a coed ensemble stomp. Don’t miss the chance to see someone conduct with his toes alone.

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WED.27 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. CENTENNIAL CHORAL CONCERT: Singers premiere commissioned works by Troy Peters and other composers, featuring a triptych that sets Irish poet Greg Delanty’s verse to music. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

ST. ANDREWS PIPES & DRUMS: Got kilt?

This Scottish-style marching band welcomes new members to play bagpipes or percussion. St. James Episcopal Church, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7335.

VAUGHAN RECITAL: Pianist Brent Reidy performs John Cage’s Sonatas and Interludes for Prepared Piano. Faulkner Recital Hall, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-3531.

CHAMBER ENSEMBLE CONCERT: Three student groups perform percussion, wind and symphony pieces. Giltz Auditorium, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-564-2180.

ADIRONDACK BRASS QUINTET: Five shiny horns feature 16th-century compositions.

Krinovitz Recital Hall, Hawkins Hall, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 8 p.m. Free. Info, 518564-2180.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: Work on your sensuous nightclub routines at this weekly Latin dance session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, nonmembers 6 p.m., members 7 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 598-1077.

‘TARTUFFE’: Drama students stage Molière’s timeless comedy about a seemingly pious man who infiltrates an upstanding household. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 10:30 a.m. $5. Info, 635-1476.

‘ENSLAVED & FREE’: This original play chronicles the Underground Railroad in the North Country through the 1850s. Rouses Point Elementary School, N.Y., 7 p.m. $3. Info, 518-297-2064.

film ‘THE SEA INSIDE’: This Oscar-winning Spanish film about the morality of euthanasia portrays a paralyzed man’s 27-year struggle. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

FILM SOCIETY ‘SNACK PACK’: Cinema-goers feast on bite-sized shorts from around the world. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

ENVIRONMENTAL MOVIE NIGHT: Two documentaries on sustainable architecture and “green” awareness — The Next Industrial Revolution and Blue Vinyl — question standard building practices. Draker Solar, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3866.

‘THE GREATEST GOOD’: This documentary chronicles a century of the U.S. Forest Service’s land stewardship. A discussion with the filmmakers and area forest officials follows at the Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 5:30 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 457-2355.

art See exhibitions in Section A.

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Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 25.

talks ‘MUSIC & HISTORY’: Robert and Louise DeCormier share 19th-century Yiddish songs from Eastern Europe. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

GOLF TALK: PGA pro Lou Jarvis shares tips on swings with those eager to head for the green. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

‘EINSTEIN’S 1918 LEGACY’: Physics professor Rainer Weiss of MIT describes gravitational waves. Room B-112, Angell Hall, UVM, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2644.

‘WAR IN A CLASSICAL CONTEXT’: Victor Davis Hanson of Stanford University explains the history of militancy. North Lounge, Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005.

‘BOATBUILDING IN JAPAN’: Vergennes-based shipwright Donald Brooks gives an illustrated talk about his time in Tokyo, replicating historic river vessels. New Haven Community Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4015.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: Children gather for games, songs and stories at the Westford Library, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Tots take in their favorite tales at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

ANIMAL FEEDING: Watch critters do lunch with help from the animal-care staff at the ECHO Center, Burlington, noon & 3 p.m. $69. Info, 864-1848.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Readings of family faves provide morning fun for toddlers at Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: Little ones ages 2 and under get hooked on books at the Waterbury Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: Growing readers aged 3-5 participate with picture books and puppets at the Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers of Edith Wharton’s House of Mirth have a chuckle at ‘STONE’: Lost Nation Theater premieres this her characters’ expense. Dorothy Alling original, 1935-era play based on the realMemorial Library, Williston, 7 p.m. Free. life stories of Barre granite workers.

Info, 878-4918.

Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m.

GRAPHIC NOVELS: Burlington author Susie $21. Info, 229-0492.

Wizowaty offers an overview of the genre that ‘21-A’: Graduating senior Daniel Drew plays all isn’t just for kids anymore. Pierson Library, eight roles in Kevin Kling’s one-act about Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124. passengers on a Minneapolis bus. McCarthy DISCUSSION GROUP: A chat about Thomas Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, Moore’s Care of the Soul centers on cultivat7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2608. 4/21/05 3:03 PMing Page depth 1in everyday life. Unitarian Church, 1x6-longtin042705 2x6-farmersmarket042705

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HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: Little ones let loose in a fun, friendly, toy-filled atmosphere. Hinesburg Town Hall, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 453-3038.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: Children and their caregivers gather for crafts, reading and music-making. Charlotte Community School Cafeteria, 9-10:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 425-7120.

MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: Tykes from birth to age 5 party with their parents during a weekly community supper. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 476-8757, ext. 106.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-year-olds boogie down with rock ’n’ roll and worldbeat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

FATHER & CHILD STORYTIME: Dads have their day at the South Burlington Community Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 652-7080.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: The local chapter of the international cross-country club meets for fun, beer and, oh yeah, running.

4 Rustic Drive, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 318-5527.

SENIOR EXERCISE: The 60-plus set benefits from stretches and strength training. Senior Community Center, The Pines, South Burlington, 2:30 p.m. $2. Info, 658-7477.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: Activists stand together in opposition to the U.S. occupation of Iraq. Top of Church Street, Burlington, 55:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: Marx-minded activists strategize about the labor and antiwar movements. Room 100, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Child care and info, 864-9678.

COMMUNITY FORUM: Residents of Underhill Flats talk about their town’s present and future transportation-planning needs.

Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4155.

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etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: Nature lovers get a look at live birds on tours of the VINS Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $8. Info, 359-5000.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoacovered confectionery see how it’s made at Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m.

Free. Info, 253-9591.

LEARN ENGLISH: Non-native speakers practice pronunciation and grammar at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7211.

LAUGHING CLUB: Gigglers of all ages yuk it up for a healthful half-hour. Union Station, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2578.

DISABLED AMERICAN VETERANS: Outreach staff help retired soldiers file benefit claims.

Parking lot, RVA Building, Winooski, noon to dusk. Free. Info, 893-1738.

QUITTERS’ WORKSHOP: Smokers who want to stop buddy up for encouragement and better health. Conference Room 6, Rutland Regional Medical Center, 6-7:30 p.m. $10.

Registration and info, 747-3768.

DESSERT PARTY & GAME NIGHT: Tasty treats, door prizes and card and board games raise funds for Greyhound Rescue of Vermont. St. John Vianney Parish Hall, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $7. Info, 482-2673.

WOMEN BUSINESS OWNERS: Leading ladies network and compare companies. Thread needle Fabrics, Essex, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-9266.

CINDERELLA PROJECT DONATIONS: Fairy godmothers turn in gently used prom dresses for girls unable to afford new gowns. See story, this issue. Bring dresses on hangers to Essex High School, Essex Junction, 7:30-8:15 a.m., 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. & 3-3:20 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-0681. Also at Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, same times.

SINGING POTLUCK: Merrymakers share casseroles and learn songs for the upcoming All Species’ Day Pageant. AllTogetherNow, East Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free, but bring a dish to share. Info, 223-1242.

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Info, 877-6312.

SMALL JAZZ ENSEMBLES: Students solo and play in groups on swing, bebop and Latin jazz numbers. Southwick Ballroom, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

drama ‘STONE’: See April 27.

‘21-A’: See April 27.

‘TARTUFFE’: See April 27, 7 p.m.

‘CINDERELLA’: Lyric Theatre stages this classic Rodgers-and-Hammerstein musical with a 42member cast and a 31-piece orchestra. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $16-22. Info, 863-5966.

‘THE LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO’: This drama by the Pulitzer Prize-winning playwright of Driving Miss Daisy examines Jewish cultural assimilation in the 1930s American South.

Wright Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433.

‘THE WIZ’: A spirited congregation stages this ’70s super-soul musical adaptation of The Wizard of Oz. Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $14. Info, 229-9593.

PERFORMING ARTS FESTIVAL: Actors, dancers and musicians share works in progress — en plein air. Campus Green, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon - 1 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536.

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‘LESSONS OF THE ’60S’: Joel Geier, leader of the Berkeley Free Speech movement, talks about how to rebuild the Left’s energy for activism. Room 100, Lafayette Hall, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-4699.

ENVIRONMENTAL JUSTICE TALK: UVM alum Devorah Borus discusses her Jewish-Arab organization that promotes fair allocation of resources in Israeli-Palestinian conflict zones. Marsh Lounge, Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 617-513-3536.

‘WOMEN IN ACTIVISM’: Four female activists from around the world share their common experiences. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 482-2689.

RELIGION & POLITICS FORUM: Three professors review contemporary tensions between government and faith in the Middle East and the United States. Herrick Auditorium, Castleton State College, 12:30 p.m. Free.

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SEXUAL VIOLENCE TALK: Support advocates challenge the social dynamic of women with disabilities being abused up to 10 times more often than those without them. UVM Women’s Center, Burlington, noon. Free.

Info, 656-7892.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. COMMUNITY DARKROOM: Shutterbugs develop film and print pictures at the Center for Photographic Studies, Barre, 6-9 p.m. $8 per hour. Info, 479-4127.

‘PRICING ARTWORK TO SELL’: Full- and parttime artists hear from a panel of professionals about how to make their creativity pay. South End Arts & Business Association Gallery, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 859-9222.

words JAY PARINI: The Middlebury-based author reads from and discusses his new collection of poems, The Art of Subtraction. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 247-0050.

‘OLD-TIME ELOCUTION NIGHT’: Stanza fans memorize a published poem, then recite it among friends, reviving a pre-TV entertainment tradition. Waterbury Area Senior Center, 7 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 244-7036.

GRAPHIC NOVEL SERIES: Fans of sophisticated stories in comic-book form review Ron Marz’s Sojourn: From the Ashes. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

‘VOICES OF THE ELDERS’: Senior citizens gather to organize a radio poetry program of live readings from participants’ portfolios.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 27.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: Youngsters ages 3-5 get together for easy listening at the South Burlington Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Three- to 5year-olds break into books at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 476-7550, ext. 308.

WESTFORD STORYTIME: Kids ponder picture books and create crafts at the Westford Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-5639.

DADS’ PLAYGROUP: Fathers and their offspring bond through fun and games. Family Center, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 828-8765.

KIDS’ GARDEN TOUR: Young ones explore the world of plants on a walk around the Four Seasons Garden Center, Williston, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 658-2433.

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SETH MACFARLANE: The creator of the Emmy-nominated TV series “The Family Guy” offers an animated, behind-the-scenes look at the show. Patrick Gymnasium, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4410.

FOREIGN POLICY FORUM: Local citizens consider the global effects of Chinese economic ‘THE SEA INSIDE’: See April 27. expansion. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, ‘ANGEL ON THE RIGHT’: In this Russian dark Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 899-4962. comedy, an unrepentant prodigal son returns ‘THE ROARING ’20S’: Music historian Martin home from jail to help his mother die with Bryan traces contemporary events of the dignity, and gets more than he bargained decade through archival recordings of popufor. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, lar songs. St. Johnsbury House, 1 p.m. $5.

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BABY TIME: Little ones up to age 2 meet each other at the Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:15 a.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: Future readers aged 2-4 take in tales at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘STRINGS & STORIES’: Violinist Linda Rosenthal and actor Bill Blush blend classical music and theater for all ages. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 3 p.m.

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activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 27.

CONSCIENTIOUS OBJECTOR FOLLOW-UP: Those interested in becoming CO counselors for local schools and communities make plans toward that goal. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free.

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FRANCHISE OWNERSHIP SEMINAR: Would-be entrepreneurs hear about different ways of licensing business ideas. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-0077.

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FRI.29 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SARASA: This chamber music ensemble accompanies gender-bending countertenor Michael Chance on cantatas by Bach, Vivaldi and Scarlatti. See calendar spotlight. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966.

BURLINGTON COMMUNITY CHOIR: Vocalists from the Community College of Vermont join jazz dance students at the First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

CHAD HOLLISTER: The Burlington native rocker returns to celebrate the release of his fifth CD. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 79:15 p.m. $22. Info, 863-5966.

BUDDHA GIFT: This five-member funk-fusion band of northern Vermonters jams out at the Long Trail Tavern, Johnson, 10 p.m. $5. Info, 635-7076.

THE ANTHONY SANTOR TRIO: The local bassist leads his group in innovative instrumental jazz. Bundy Center for the Arts, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $25 includes dessert. Info, 496-4781.

TABLE 45: Five high-caliber, high school jazz musicians play out at Marsala Salsa, Waterbury, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 244-1150.

‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 27.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 27.

CINDERELLA PROJECT DONATIONS: See April 27. Also at Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, same times, and Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7-7:30 p.m.

PARENTING WORKSHOP: Caregivers learn tips for surviving and thriving with preschool- and school-aged children.

Roxbury Village School, 6-7:30 p.m. Free.

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Richard Rodgers and Oscar Hammerstein originally wrote their musical Cinderella for TV in PARENT GROUP: People caring for infants 1957, with a young Julie Andrews in the title role. Yearly broadcasts have since transformed up to 9 months old share their joys and it into a cultural touchstone. That’s a hard glass slipper to fill, but the Lyric Theatre Company concerns. Expectant families are also welgives it the royal treatment, with 42 cast members, a 31-piece orchestra and help from more come. Child’s Garden campus, Orchard than 200 behind-the-scenes volunteers. The show’s greatest challenge? Special effects, says Valley School, Montpelier, 1 p.m. production supervisor Stephen Kendall. “We have less than a minute to turn a pumpkin into a Donations. Info, 456-7400. coach.” And it has to look real. But in the words of the Fairy Godmother, “Impossible things THE CAROLINE FUND: Donors contribute to ‘SIX WAYS TO SHAKE IT’: Students in Amy are happening every day.” this nest egg for women in need. Rita Chavasse’s dance class stage an informal Markley, executive director of COTS, introshowing of their work. Dance Theatre, duces the project at the St. John’s Club, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, ‘CINDERELLA’ Thursday through Sunday, April 28 - May 1, Flynn MainStage, 2x3-balancingact042705 4/25/05 3:57 PM 4:30 Pagep.m.

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FRI.29 << 07B BALLROOM DANCE SOCIAL: Singles and couples of all ages learn ballroom, swing and Latin dancing. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-2207.

DANCE SHOW FUNDRAISER: Award-winning ballroom dancers Diane Lachtrupp and Johnny Martinez step it up for the Dance Academy of Stowe. Town Hall Theater, Stowe, 7:30 p.m. $8. Info, 253-9082.

DMITRI POKROVSKY ENSEMBLE: Colorful costumes and unique instruments offer a “living library” look at two millennia of Russian music and dance traditions. Pre-performance talk at Faulkner Recital Hall, 7 p.m. Performance at Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $22. Info, 603-646-2422.

drama ‘STONE’: See April 27, 8 p.m.

‘21-A’: See April 27.

‘TARTUFFE’: See April 27, 7 p.m.

‘CINDERELLA’: See April 28.

‘THE LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO’: See April 28.

‘THE WIZ’: See April 28.

‘FALSETTOS’: Students stage this landmark American musical about a man who leaves his wife for the love of another man, while trying to keep the affection of his angry son. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 443-6433.

‘GUYS & DOLLS’: The White River Valley Players present this lively musical about a gambler who bets on love. Rochester High School auditorium, 8 p.m. $14. Info, 767-3296.

THE SPIELPALAST CABARET: Burlington’s own underground theater troupe resurfaces with sexy, 1930s-Berlin style. See calendar spotlight. Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 888-512-7469.

‘SCENES FROM WORLD DOMINATION’: A trio of Mississippi-based, African-American siblings act out spoken-word activist theater to jazz, hip-hop and soul music. Sandglass Theater, Putney, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 387-4051.

‘A BAD YEAR FOR TOMATOES’: This two-act play follows a TV actress who is bothered by nosy neighbors after retiring to a small New England town. Haskell Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 334-8145.

‘THE LOGGER’: Vermont’s favorite comedian Rusty DeWees cuts it up backwoods-style at the Lake Placid Center for the Arts, N.Y., 8 p.m. $16. Info, 518-523-2512.

<calendar > film ‘NOBODY KNOWS’: In this Japanese film, four siblings create their own fragile world after being abandoned by their mother in a Tokyo apartment. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6.50. Info, 748-2600.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: Two hundred juried artisans from across North America offer jewelry, furniture, handblown glass and more. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, noon - 8 p.m. $6. Info, 878-4786.

THE BELLWETHER SCHOOL ART AUCTION: Expect to see a diverse group of works at this fundraiser, with music by local singersongwriter Lyle King. See calendar spotlight.

The Old Lantern, Charlotte, 6 p.m. $25 includes dinner. Info, 434-6080.

words ‘UNDER APHRODITE’S SKIRT’: Naughty pastries augment other prizes at this evening of erotica. Guest readers include UVM professor David Huddle and Mrs. Vermont International.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10. Info, 865-7166.

LEA BELAIR: The Vermont author launches her new book, Walk on Water, about taking change in stride. Coaching Center of Vermont, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 5;307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 654-8787.

talks NEOLITHIC MONUMENTS: Artist and art historian Bob Manning gives an illustrated talk about Stonehenge and other mysterious rock structures in England, Wales, Scotland and Brittany. Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 1:30-3 p.m. $5. Info, 773-1853.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 27.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See April 27, Waterbury Branch Library, for children ages 3-5.

SOUTH BURLINGTON LIBRARY STORYTIME: See April 28.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing

along with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Registration and info, 865-7216.

‘AMERICAN GIRL’ NIGHT: Young ladies ages 7 to 11 and their dolls investigate mystery stories by sleuthing secret codes. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See April 27, 10 a.m.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 27.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 27.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 27.

CINDERELLA PROJECT DONATIONS: See April 27. Also at Champlain Valley Union High School, Hinesburg, same times, and Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7-7:30 p.m.

TERTULIA LATINA: Latinoamericanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español at Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:307:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-1926.

INTERNET WORKSHOP: Library patrons navigate online information by learning basic search engine skills. Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 899-4962.

‘SUGARING IN STARKSBORO’: Local residents reminisce about sweet old times during an evening exploring historical and present-day maple syrup-making. Starksboro Public Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 453-4591.

RUMMAGE SALE: Treasure-seekers sift through piles of clothes, books and toys at the Baptist Building, Fairfax, 3-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 849-2432.

CALCUTTA NIGHT: After a catered dinner, gamblers play to win a big pot on a lucky pick. Christ the King School, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $100 includes dinner for two.

Info, 862-6696.

ZODIAC NIGHTS: A special planetarium show points out constellations to commemorate different astrological signs and their stories.

Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 5-8 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2374.

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SAT.30 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. VERMONT CONTEMPORARY MUSIC ENSEMBLE: This au courant octet premieres works

by Thomas Read and Laura Koplewitz, and plays pieces by other Vermont composers.

Unitarian Church, Montpelier, pre-concert talk 7:15 p.m., concert 8 p.m. $16. Info, 849-6900.

VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA CHORUS: Vocalists raise the bar on Rossini’s Petit Missa Solonelle. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $15.

Info, 863-5966.

BURLINGTON TAIKO: Members of the local Japanese-drumming dojo offer a resoundingly rhythmic performance on instruments measuring up to five feet across. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

ALAN GAMPEL: The internationally renowned pianist lauded for his engaging lecturerecital format performs an all-Brahms program. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 728-6464.

TERESSA STORCH: The Boston-based folksinger sounds off at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

‘COASTERS, PLATTERS, DRIFTERS’: Under the boardwalk? These three groups sing the ’50s vocal numbers that made them household names. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $29-38. Info, 775-0903.

BENEFIT CONCERT: The Christian rock band Clean Slate raises funds for a Ferrisburgh resident’s AIDS-relief trip to Zimbabwe.

Wesleyan Chapel, Ferrisburgh, 7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 388-3033.

BLACK EAGLE JAZZ BAND: This seven-member group plays part of its 600-tune repertoire of New Orleans-style jazz. Local high school students warm up the audience at the Lebanon Opera House, N.H., pre-show 7 p.m., show 7:30 p.m. $23. Info, 603-448-0400.

FIDDLE & GUITAR WORKSHOP: Celtic and jazz fiddler Jeremy Kittel and guitarist Bob Gerics promote proper bowing and finger-picking technique. Morris Studio, Post Mills, 1-3 p.m. $25. Registration and info, 333-9004.

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RICE SPRING CABARET: A select choir of South Burlington high school students does doo-wop, jazz and Broadway numbers.

FlynnSpace, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15.

Info, 863-5966.

dance DANCE SHOW FUNDRAISER: See April 29.

CONTRA-PROM: Get gussied up and promenade through the springtime airs of Atlantic Crossing, with guidance from callers Peter Amidon and Rachel Nevitt. Capitol City Grange, Montpelier, dinner 6 p.m., dance 7:30 p.m. - 12:30 a.m. $25. Reservations and info, 223-1730.

WESTERN-STYLE SQUARE DANCE: Caller Shawn Cuddy sets the pace for partners to do-si-do. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, advanced hour 6:30 p.m., mainstream 7:30-10:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 860-1125.

DANCING AT FIFTY: Local tap dancer Joan Derry and guests punctuate their staccato routines with improv. Holley Hall, Bristol, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 453-2832.

MAYPOLE DANCING REHEARSAL: Springtime bob-and-weavers move ribbons in a complex pattern to prepare for tomorrow’s All Species Day parade. Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, noon. Info, 223-1242.

SAMBA & CONGO DANCE REHEARSAL: Parade percussionists practice their moves for tomorrow’s All Species Day parade.

Statehouse Lawn, Montpelier, 10 a.m. noon. Free. Info, 223-1242.

drama ‘STONE’: See April 27, 8 p.m.

‘21-A’: See April 27.

‘TARTUFFE’: See April 27, 7 p.m.

‘CINDERELLA’: See April 28, 1 & 7:30 p.m.

‘THE LAST NIGHT OF BALLYHOO’: See April 28, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘THE WIZ’: See April 28.

‘FALSETTOS’: See April 29.

‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See April 29.

THE SPIELPALAST CABARET: See April 29.

‘SCENES FROM WORLD DOMINATION’: See April 29.

‘A BAD YEAR FOR TOMATOES’: See April 29.

‘THE LOGGER’: See April 29.

‘THE VOICES PROJECT’ AUDITIONS: Teens try out statewide for this original, collaborative

stage production that takes a candid look at the lives of Vermont youth. Call for St. Johnsbury-area location and time. Free.

Info, 592-3190.

TODD BARRY: Comedy Central’s slightly twisted stand-up shares the stage with two comedy contest winners. Showcase Lounge, Higher Ground, South Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 888-512-7469.

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film ‘NOBODY KNOWS’: See April 29.

‘SEABISCUIT’: Racing fans celebrate the upcoming Kentucky Derby with a screening of this film about a Depression-era dark horse that made good. Zoe’s Tack Room, Charlotte, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 425-5867.

‘ZATOICHI’: In this Japanese film, director Takeshi Kitano ditches his cool urban gangster motif for a period-action fight fest laced with comedy. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 3 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

‘THE CHORUS’: In this Oscar-nominated film set in 1949, a new teacher at a French orphanage tries to bolster kids’ dignity and self-confidence by forming a singing group.

Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: See April 29, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

WATERCOLOR DEMO: Painter Maurie Harrington focuses on flowers at Artists’ Mediums, Williston, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-1236.

NATURE SKETCHING WORKSHOP: Outdoors enthusiasts get pointers for observing and documenting their surroundings. Bring materials to the Green Mountain Club, Waterbury Center, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $35. Info, 244-7037.

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Bustier fashions notwithstanding, showing your knickers in public is still a bit risqué. The talented ladies (and gents) of the Spielpalast Cabaret aren’t just out to titillate, though.

Their bare-almost-all stage show tilts toward political commentary, à la Weimar Germany.

Now in its fourth year, Spielpalast showcases some of the brightest lights in Burlington’s music, dancing and alternative arts scenes. The group takes its can-can-do attitude on the road for the first time this spring — successive weekends bring them to Randolph, Vergennes and Brattleboro before the scantily glad posse peels the Big Apple at the New York Burlesque Festival. One last Burlington gig on May 27 lets fans say auf weidersehen — at least, until next year.

THE SPIELPALAST CABARET Friday & Saturday, April 29 & 30, Higher Ground, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $16. Info, 888-512-7469.

words LAOTIAN POETRY & MUSIC: Traditional folk master Souphine Phathsoungneune and LaoAmerican poet Phayvanh Leukhamhan comment collaboratively on war and peace.

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Tuesday, May 10, Wyndham Hotel, Burlington, 12:30-4:30pm PRESENTED BY: THE VERMONT PARENT INFORMATION CENTER

Participants will attend one workshop and two roundtable discussions focused on the issue of transition for youth with disabilities. There will also be a resource fair, and the opportunity for attendees to interact with many key players in the transition process.

Students, parents, and professionals are encouraged to attend!

Cost: $45 (scholarships are available for parents and students) REGISTRATION DEADLINE:

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POETRY READING: Members of the Pine Street Sisters Poetry Group kick off an openmike evening. Village Wine & Coffee, Shelburne, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-0136.

talks ‘THE FUTURE SHAPE OF RELIGION’: Ecumenical theologist and Korean eco-feminist Chung Hyun Kyung underscores the importance of diversity. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5630, ext. 25.

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WORK HIKE: People pitch in along Bamforth Ridge to clear the Long Trail on this 3- to 4-mile round trip. Call for meeting time and location. Free. Info, 223-0566.

activism ‘BILL OF RIGHTS 101’: Vermont middle and high school students convene for a conference on Constitutional rights. South Royalton House, 8:45 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Registration and info, 223-6304.

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ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 27.

‘SATURDAY STORIES’: Librarians read from popular picture books at the Burnham ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 27, 11 a.m.

Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m. Free. & 2 p.m.

Info, 879-7576.

RUMMAGE SALE: See April 29, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m.

BORDERS STORYTIME: Little bookworms lis‘WOMEN’S WORTH IN THE WORLD’: The ten to stories at Borders, Burlington, 11 American Association of University Women a.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. hosts a convention on peace and global CHILDREN’S STORYTIME: Youngsters take in issues. Peacemaker and author Louise their favorite tales at the Book Rack & Diamond keynotes, and Madeleine Kunin Children’s Pages, Essex, 10 a.m. Free. Info, moderates a panel. International Commons, 872-2627.

St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 9 a.m. - 3 BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: Kids ages 4 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. and up settle down for stories at Barnes & DOG WASH & RABIES CLINIC: Pooch owners Noble, South Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, get Fido squeaky clean, then make him safer 864-8001. from warm-weather bites. Humane Society of ‘THE JUNGLE BOOK’: More than 50 local kids Chittenden County, South Burlington, 11 bring Kipling’s classic story to life in this a.m. - 2 p.m. $5-7. Info, 862-0135, ext. 106.

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CINDERELLA PROJECT DONATIONS: See Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 2 p.m. $8-12.

April 27, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, Info, 775-0903.

12:30-1 p.m. & 7-7:30 p.m.

KIDS’ CONCERT: Ages 6 and up hear songs and GREEN LAWN EXPO: Local sward-smiths get stories about singing frogs and talking info about ditching chemicals in favor of spaghetti pots from children’s performer Mary natural fertilizers and pest controls.

McGinniss. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, Gardener’s Supply Company, Burlington, 10 3 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 482-2878. a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3505.

FAMILY FUN NIGHT: Energetic offspring take in TIRE ROUND-UP: Recyclers take advantage of face painting, wall climbing and a bouncy caswaived fees to drop off rubber rings. tle. Racquet’s Edge, Essex Junction, 4-8 p.m.

All Chittenden County CSWD centers, 8 a.m.

Free admission, 50-cent tickets required for - 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 872-8111. different activities. Info, 879-7734, ext. 134.

SPRING FLING RAFFLE & AUCTION: Seniors FLOWER CHILDREN’S DANCE REHEARSAL: on the UVM men’s basketball team wave to Little movers make garlands and practice the crowd at this benefit for local arts edutheir part in tomorrow’s All Species Day cation.1Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts,3/8/05 Montpelier, 10:11 10 parade. Statehouse Lawn, 4/11/05 2x2-everywear041305 AM Page Project5 Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7158. a.m. - noon. Donations. Info, 223-1242.

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NATURAL HEALTH EXPO: Central Vermont alternative healers present methods of integrating body, mind and spirit. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 9-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 249-0252.

‘EVERYTHING SALE’: Proceeds from purchases of household goods, sporting equipment and more benefit scholarships at the Stern Center for Language and Learning. First Congregational Church, Essex, 8 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-2332.

FAMILY PLANNING WORKSHOP: Couples and individuals hear about the sympto-thermal method of avoiding or spacing pregnancies.

Call for Montpelier-area location, 1-3:30 p.m. $15. Registration and info, 229-6747.

MEMORY SCREENING: Those concerned about Alzheimer’s take a 10-minute paper test, then discuss their results with an expert in the field. Rutland Regional Medical Center, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 447-1409.

HOME-BUYING SEMINAR: Tired of renting?

Bank and real estate professionals review what you need to know before purchasing a house. ECHO Center, Burlington, registration 8:30 a.m., seminar 9-11 a.m. Free.

Registration and info, 865-1020, ext. 36.

MUD BALL: Mad River Valley neighbors get down and dirty with BBQ brisket and rock ’n’ roll from the band St. John’s Wood.

Moretown Town Hall, dinner 5-7 p.m., dance 7-10 p.m. $5-10. Info, 496-5965.

‘TASTE OF SPRING’ GARDEN DINNER: Enjoy a vegetarian meal, then bid on items at a live auction to support the Ethan Allen Homestead’s community teaching garden.

McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, dinner 6 p.m., auction 7 p.m. $10. Reservations and info, 658-5733.

RUTLAND HISTORY DAYS: Re-enactors representing various eras of Vermont military history camp out downtown, host walking tours and march in a Loyalty Day Parade.

Various downtown-Rutland locations, 9 a.m.

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VERMONT YOUTH SINFONIA: Instrumentalists ages 11 to 18 accompany Jericho pianist Matthew Schaeffler on Haydn’s Concerto in D major. Other selections follow at the ElleyLong Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 655-5030.

ANNIVERSARY CONCERT: Middlebury musicians mark 50 years of the on-campus Jewish-student group Hillel with Ernest Bloch’s early-1930s composition, Sacred Service. Mead Chapel, Middlebury College, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

ESSEX CHILDREN’S CHOIR: Young voices tend to “A Child’s Garden of Song,” directed

by Constance Price, UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 4 p.m. $6. Info, 863-9161.

BILL CONALL: The Canadian-born balladeer shares acoustic songs and stories at the Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 2 p.m. $10.

Info, 229-0492.

KIP MEAKER: The local blues guitarist sings some May Day soul at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library. Jericho, 2 p.m. Info, 899-4962.

KIRTAN SINGING: Students of yoga stretch vocal cords with chants in Sanskrit. Yoga Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 324-1737.

SENIOR RECITAL: Percussionist Tyson Valyou keeps time at the Southwick Ballroom, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

CLAIRE O’CLASSEN: This Vermont pianist offers springtime keyboard stylings at the Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050.

RUTLAND AREA CHORUS: This 90-member vocal ensemble sings Brahms’ German Requiem, among other works, with accompaniment by a 44-piece orchestra. Grace Congregational Church, Rutland, 7:30 p.m.

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BALLROOM DANCE WORKSHOPS: Choreographers and teachers Diane Lachtrupp and Johnny Martinez coach beginning singles and couples at the Dance Academy, Stowe, swing 6-7:15 p.m., salsa 7:30-8:45 p.m., $15/25. Registration and info, 253-6941.

TRAVEL FORUM: Montpelier High School students who visited Thailand in February host a slide show and discussion about their trip. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 5:30-8 p.m. Donations. Info, 223-2705.

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‘STONE’: See April 27, 6:30 p.m.

‘CINDERELLA’: See April 28, 1 & 6 p.m.

‘GUYS & DOLLS’: See April 29, 2 p.m.

‘A BAD YEAR FOR TOMATOES’: See April 29, 2 p.m.

‘THE VOICES PROJECT’ AUDITIONS: See April 30, call for Montpelier-area location and time.

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DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Two fastfood documentaries, Hamburger America and Super Size Me, critique American appetites. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 8:45 p.m. $7. Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ESSEX SPRING CRAFT & FINE ART SHOW: See April 29, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m.

LIFE DRAWING: Pencil holders sketch the human form. Burlington College, noon - 3 p.m. $5. Info, 862-9616.

WATERCOLOR DEMO: Local artist Peter Huntoon offers tips for wielding painttipped brushes. Chaffee Center for the Visual Arts, Rutland, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0356.

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kids COVERED BRIDGE RIDE: Cyclists choose either a 30- or 40-mile ride through Shelburne and Charlotte. Meet at Dorset Park, South Bur-lington, 9:45 a.m. Free.

Info, 878-4070.

COTS WALK: Community members raise funds to help shelter the homeless.

Battery Park, Burlington, registration 1:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 864-7402, ext. 108.

SPRING TRAIL WORK: Volunteers clear debris from the Long Trail. Bring gloves and lunch. Meet at UVM Visitor’s Parking Lot, Burlington, 8 a.m., or at the Park & Ride, Richmond, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-1457.

SUNDAY PADDLE: Kayaks and canoeists explore a maze of water channels that permits early season passage. North Montpelier Pond, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-7035.

activism QUEER LIBERATION ARMY: Queer-identified activists of all ages plan flamboyant responses to intolerance. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6665.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 27, 11 a.m. & 2 p.m.

LEARN ENGLISH: See April 27, 4-6 p.m.

CINDERELLA PROJECT DONATIONS: See April 27, Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 12:30-1 p.m. & 5:30-6 p.m.

‘TEA WITH AGATHA CHRISTIE’: Montpelier scholar Helene Lang portrays the grand dame of mystery novels at a mid-afternoon program about the author. Waterbury Public Library, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 244-7036.

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HAM DINNER: Hungry lunchers munch on seasoned swine. Masonic Hall, St. Albans, noon. Donations. Reservations and info, 524-5283.

ALL SPECIES DAY EVENTS: Dancers, musicians and singers welcome spring in a festive display. Hubbard Park, Montpelier, noon.

Parade to Statehouse, 1 p.m. Statehouse festivities, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1242.

STOWE BRIDAL SHOW: Those planning weddings peruse options, discover dresses and register for prizes at the Topnotch Resort, Stowe, 11:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $6.

Info, 459-2897.

PLOWING MATCH: Competitors carefully lead teams of horses and oxen in an attempt to create perfect furrows for the judges.

Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. $9.50. Info, 457-2355.

MON.02 music Also, see clubdates in Section A. SAMBATUCADA!: Percussive people pound out carnival rhythms at an open rehearsal of this Brazilian-style community drumming troupe. Switchback Brewery, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0420.

SENIOR RECITALS: Mezzo-soprano Jennifer Carpenter and baritone Jonathan West sing out at the Southwick Ballroom, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6563040.

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Friday, April 29, The Old Lantern, Charlotte, 6 p.m. $25 includes dinner.

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All fundraisers are not created equal. The annual auction that benefits Williston’s progressive Bellwether School is unusual in that 50 percent goes to the artists. That equation motivates makers to put highquality pieces up for the highest bidder.

Woody Jackson, political cartoonist Robert Brunelle and Burlington painter Lydia Bright are just a few of the creative crew participating. Word is that local gallery owners are treating the auction as a real bellwether event for the northern Vermont arts scene. Going once, going twice . . . sold!

DAISY TURNER PORTRAYAL: Actor-historian Naima Wade resurrects this gifted storyteller and Vermont farmer who was the daughter of former slaves. Grand Isle Elementary School, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-4245.

‘ANNIE’ INFORMATIONAL MEETING: Thespians and techies interested in this kid-centered musical learn about Fairfax Community Theatre’s production plans. BFA Fairfax, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2923.

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LIFE DRAWING SESSION: Creative types try a hand at sketching. Wolfe Kahn Building, Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 6-8 p.m. $7. Info, 635-1769.

RUG HOOKING DEMO: Carpet creator Stephanie Ashworth Krauss describes pattern design and custom dyeing, then models different woollooping methods. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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‘MEMORY MONDAY’: Adults 55 and over take advantage of a free memory screening — before they forget. University Health Center, Burlington, various times. Free. Registration and info, 866-276-9488.

NETWORKING LUNCHEON: Entrepreneurial ladies learn what they earn at a seminar to help understand business financial statements. Woodbury College Atrium, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m. - 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-2181.

BURLINGTON WRITERS’ GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 758-2287.

talks COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Two doctors examine high blood pressure and propose steps to keep it from becoming a problem.

Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Registration and info, 847-2886.

VERMONT’S ENERGY FUTURE: Public Service Board chairman James Volz explains how electric energy decisions are made for the state. John Dewey Lounge, Old Mill, UVM, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8390.

ADVANCE DIRECTIVES: John Campbell, executive director of the Vermont Ethics Network, weighs the merits of making endof-life choices ahead of time. Conference Room 4, Rutland Regional Medical Center, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 747-3713.

‘ALL ABOUT BUTTON’: Collector Kit Hartshorn of Warren displays discs she’s found, then unbuttons the local history of these common items. Henry Sheldon museum, Middlebury, noon. $2. Info, 388-2117.

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‘TREATING KIDS’ SKIN’: Dr. Sam Russo discusses the various holistic treatments available for children’s growing and changing skin. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4372.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 27.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See April 27, for children ages 3-5.

BARRE LIBRARY STORY HOUR: Babies up to age 2 take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 4767550, ext. 308.

FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

‘FARM FLU’: Preschoolers learn how farmers work to keep animals healthy. Billings Farm & Museum, 2-3:30 p.m. $5. Info, 457-2355.

sport SENIOR EXERCISE: See April 27, 10 a.m.

FITNESS WALK: Green Mountain Club members and friends make strides on a brisk 4mile stroll. Call for Burlington-area location and time. Free. Info, 658-5869.

Also, see clubdates in Section A. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Male musicmakers rehearse barbershop singing and quartetting at St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-6465.

AMATEUR MUSICIANS ORCHESTRA: This community ensemble presents works by Ravel and Beethoven, among others. ElleyLong Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-9750.

MILTON COMMUNITY BAND REHEARSAL: Old and new members warm up for a busy summer concert schedule. Herrick Avenue Elementary School, Milton, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 893-1398.

kids ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 27.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See April 27. Toddlers take their turn with tales first, 9:10-9:30 a.m.

‘FARM FLU’: See May 2, 9-10:30 a.m.

TODDLER-AND-UNDER STORYTIME: Wee ones up to age 3 open their ears to songs and stories. South Burlington Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

EAST BARRE STORY HOUR: Babies aged 2 and under take in tales at the Aldrich Public Library, East Barre branch, 10:15 a.m. Free.

Info, 476-5118.

ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. $6-9. Info, 864-1848.

BABY BOOK DEDICATION LUNCH: Families with babies 1 year old or younger choose a book to dedicate to their newborns, then stay for a light lunch and kid-friendly tunes.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.

Free. Reservations and info, 865-7228.

KIDS’ TRY-OUTS FOR ‘ANNIE’: Aspiring actors stage a song and dance for a chance to be an orphan. BFA Farifax, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2923.

dance SAVION GLOVER: The tap-dancing superstar “shoes” off solo footwork in his descriptively titled show, Improvography. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $28-48. Info, 863-5966.

LINE DANCING: Show off your fancy footwork at the Harvest Moon Banquet Room, Essex Junction, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $8.50. Info, 288-8044.

SWING DANCING: Movers of all ages and abilities dance at the Greek Orthodox Church, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $3. Info, 860-7501.

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CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 27.

Also, see exhibitions in Section A. ARTISTS’ FAIR: The creatively inclined check out a new artist resource center and database, then take in a Q&A panel discussion about art as a business. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, fair 4-8 p.m., panel 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

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CATAMOUNT BUSINESS NETWORK: Local leaders meet and greet at the Hampton Inn, Colchester, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 6547646, ext. 161.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY BUSINESS NETWORK: Entrepreneurs make corporate connections at the Courtyard by Marriott, Williston, 7:30-9 a.m. Free. Info, 434-6434.

PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up their linguistics — en français.

Borders Café, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1346.

‘KNIT NIGHT’: Needle-workers relax with fellow fiber artists at the Deborah Rawson Memorial Library, Jericho, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 899-4962.

NORTH COUNTRY ATV ASSOCIATION: Riders of all-terrain vehicles check the status of trails in Chittenden County and make plans for future outings. Best Western Hotel, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 849-6729.

WESTFORD MARKET MEETING: New vendors are welcome at this season orientation for a local farmer’s market. Westford Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-7405.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Stitchers welcome new members and guests at this sew-and-tell meeting. Essex Alliance Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3516.

CAREER CHOICE WORKSHOP: Adult learners find out how to pick a job that works for them. Randolph Area Vocational Center, 35:30 p.m. Free. Registration and info, 1800-642-3177.

‘FLAVORS OF THE VALLEY’: Producers and buyers of artisan foods flock to this farmcentered fair of consumables. Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 48 p.m. $5. Info, 291-9100.

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ORGAN RECITAL: UVM’s David Neiweem performs on the digital organ at Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. Free.

Info, 656-3040.

MUSIC RECITAL: Students share their notes at a concert of original works written for a composition class. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

CCV RECITAL: Social Band conductor Amity Baker showcases her vocal performance students. Room LL7, Community College of Vermont, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4422.

dance ‘SALSALINA’ PRACTICE: See April 27.

‘FIRST FLIGHTS’: Dance students take the floor for an informal showing of works in progress. Dance Theatre, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

drama ‘TOM CREAN, ANTARCTIC EXPLORER’: Northern Stage offers this bioplay by Irish playwright-actor Aidan Dooley, about the only man to survive and thrive on voyages to the South Pole. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $16-37.

Info, 296-7000.

film ‘NOBODY KNOWS’: See April 29.

‘DELICATESSEN’: This futuristic French film from the director of Amélie sets the table for cannibalism in an apartment building where food is scarce. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 & 9 p.m. $7.

Info, 603-646-2422.

art Also, see exhibitions in Section A. LESLIE KOEHLER: The Plainfield-based potter talks about pricing and marketing her work to a target audience. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 229-2181.

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Info, 646-2426.

words INK, SWEAT & TEARS: Burlington-area writers congregate to share constructive criticism and caffeine. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 238-4040.

JOURNALISM SYMPOSIUM: Readings, advice and discussions about the craft of writing feature novelist Thurston Clarke and award-winning travel writer Wendy Knight. Cardinal Lounge, Angell College Center, SUNY Plattsburgh, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-564-2425.

talks ‘INTELLIGENCE COLLECTION’: Retired CIA counter terrorism chief Haviland Smith examines tensions between information gatherers and U.S. foreign-policy makers.

Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-4095.

‘THE REGENERATION OF AN ARTIST’: Admirers of Frank Lloyd Wright’s architecture hear about a turning point in his life and designs. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

‘ALFRED STIEGLITZ & MODERNISM’: Art history buffs hear about how this early 20th-century photographer, theorist, publisher and art dealer affected American cultural life. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

‘SPRIGHTLY STEPS’: Musician and local historian Adam Boyce talks about Vermont’s contra and square-dancing traditions.

Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 476-7550.

‘LOW-MAINTENANCE PERENNIALS’: Horticulturalist Amanda Sessel Legare introduces green thumbs to new plant varieties. Noble Hall, Vermont College, Montpelier, 1 p.m. $5. Info, 828-8804.

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‘LONG-TERM CARE INSURANCE’: Families weigh the costs and benefits of this type of insurance after hearing more about it at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 658-0989.

kids WESTFORD PLAYGROUP: See April 27.

PRESCHOOL STORYTIME: See April 27.

ANIMAL FEEDING: See April 27.

BARNES & NOBLE STORYTIME: See April 27.

WATERBURY STORYTIME: See April 27.

BROWNELL LIBRARY STORYTIME: See April 27.

HINESBURG PLAY GROUP: See April 27.

CHARLOTTE COMMUNITY PLAYGROUP: See April 27.

MARSHFIELD PLAYGROUP: See April 27.

‘MOVING & GROOVING’: See April 27.

KIDS’ TRY-OUTS FOR ‘ANNIE’: See May 3.

‘FARM FLU’: See May 2, 9-10:30 a.m.

SPANISH-ENGLISH STORYTIME: Boys and girls between 2 and 5 hear bilingual songs and rhymes at the Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

sport HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See April 27, Burlington City Hall Park.

SENIOR EXERCISE: See April 27.

activism BURLINGTON PEACE VIGIL: See April 27.

INTERNATIONAL SOCIALISTS: See April 27.

etc ‘RAPTORS UP CLOSE’: See April 27.

CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: See April 27.

LEARN ENGLISH: See April 27.

LAUGHING CLUB: See April 27.

WOMEN’S ADVOCACY FUNDRAISER: A swanky Chinese-style banquet benefits Women Helping Battered Women. A Single Pebble, Burlington, 7 p.m. $75.

Reservations and info, 658-3131, ext. 1063.

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If a contralto is a lady with a low voice, how does a countertenor sound? Exactly like British singing star Michael Chance — his voice reaches higher than barbershop tops dream of, well into the upper alto range, while retaining the quality of a male voice. Equally in demand for opera, concerts and recordings, Chance has built a career around his unusual range and powers of expression. The Lane Series gives Burlington a, er, chance to hear the world-class performer in person this week. With accompaniment from the Boston-based chamber ensemble Sarasa, he sings the Bach solo cantata Widerstehe doch der Sünde, among others by Vivaldi, Scarlatti and Dietrich Buxtehude.

SARASA Friday, April 29, UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966.

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acting PROFESSIONAL FILM ACTING CLASSES: Presented by Jock MacDonald in conjunction with Cameron Thor Studios. Classes Mondays in Waterbury, Tuesdays in Burlington, Wednesdays in Montréal and Thursdays in Toronto. Boston class now forming. Info, 318-8555, http:// www.thoreast.com or http://www.cameron thor.com. Vermont native actor and acting coach Jock MacDonald has acted professionally for over 25 years and has taught professionally for over 10 years. Cameron Thor Studios is regarded as one of the best film acting studios in the world.

It has helped start the careers of some of the industry’s biggest stars. Cameron Thor Studios clients include: Faye Dunaway, Sharon Stone, Hank Azaria, Courtney Cox, David Arquette, Drew Carey, Cameron Diaz and many more.

art FLYNNARTS SUMMER CAMPS IN THEATER, DANCE AND MUSIC: One- and two-week camps in June, July and August. Many already filled, don’t wait any longer to register! Info, 652-4548 visit www.flynncenter .org or email registrar@flynncenter.org.

FLYNNARTS SUMMER CLASSES FOR ADULTS: Adult summer classes in drama and dance start in early May and include Cabaret-style Jazz, Lunchtime Ballet I/II, Modern Technique with Sara McMahon, Lunchtime Acting and Improv for adults and others. Many already filled, don’t wait any longer to register! Info, 652-4548, visit www.flynncenter.org or email registrar@ flynncenter.org.

building LOG CABIN BUILDING SEMINAR: Two-week seminar, August 8 through 20. $450. Threeweek seminar, August 1 through 20, Monday through Friday, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $575. Back to the Land Workshop, four weeks, includes threeweek Cabin Seminar, plus many types of homesteading skills. Free camping, free organic garden food. July 25 through August 20. $725.

Held in beautiful Lincoln, VT. Info, query johnzion@hotmail.com, or John Wolf, 6553463. Learn how to walk into the woods, cut trees and build yourself a simple, livable home.

Friendly, supportive learning atmosphere.

Reduced tuition for two interns with some woodworking and/or chainsaw skills. Learn independence, live free!

business FRANCHISE OWNERSHIP AS A CAREER OPTION: April 28, 7-9 p.m. Holiday Inn, Williston Rd., South Burlington. Free. Info, 863-0077 or visit www.TheEsource.com/jburns. This seminar is targeted towards people who are exploring business ownership as a career option and are seeking more information and resources. This event will discuss franchising, opportunities available and a systematic approach to discovering the “right business.”

Pre-registration encouraged.

camps KINDERMUSIK SUMMER CAMPS: June and July.

Four age-appropriate levels, birth to age 5.

Registration deadline, May 6. Info, Sandra Cathey, 223-6988 or Wrenwould@aol.com.

clay FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, BEGINNING WHEEL WITH JEREMY AYERS AND LORETTA LANGUET: Thursdays, May 5 through June 16, 6:30-9 p.m. Saturdays, May 7 through June 18, 9:30 a.m. - noon. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.

BurlingtonCityArts.com. This class will introduce students to working with clay using the potter’s wheel. Through instruction and demonstration, students will practice basic wheel-working techniques, with an emphasis on functional pottery.

The entire ceramic process will be covered, including throwing various forms, trimming, handle making and glazing.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, HANDBUILT POTS FOR THE HOME WITH KEVIN WIBERG: Wednesdays, May 4 through June 15, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Burlington CityArts.com. No wheels are necessary! Learn many handbuilding techniques and tricks of the trade to create functional pots for your cooking and dining pleasure. This project-focused class will cover slabs, coils, pinching and ways to combine different techniques for a pottery style that is uniquely your own.

communication MAKING RELATIONSHIPS WORK: Saturday, May 7, 9 a.m. - noon, offered by Demeter Resolutions, llc, Burlington. Instructed by Anthe Athas, mediator and conflict management consultant. $45 per person. Info, 864-0624, DemeterResolve@aol.com or visit www.Demeter Resolutions.com. This workshop is for friends, couples and individuals who would like to improve their relationships by improving their ability to communicate better. Space is limited to eight participants, so please reserve your place. Information is also available about individual sessions and customized workshops and classes. Planning a wedding? Better communication can spare you a lot of headaches as well!

cooking LOVE TO COOK? THEN LEARN FROM THE BEST: Info, www.VTCulinaryResort.com or call 802878-1100 or email info@VTCulinaryResort.com.

The New England Culinary Institute at The Inn at Essex is pleased to present a series of handson demonstrations, classes and unique dining experiences. Enjoy first-rate instruction at the Inn’s new Dacor Culinary Theatre.

craft BASIC BEADING: Saturdays, 3-5 p.m. and Thursdays, 6-8 p.m. The Blue Plate Ceramic Café, 119 College St., Burlington. $15, plus materials. Preregister, 652-0102. Learn the basics of stringing beads: which wire or thread to use, measuring for the right length, bead size and type, and using the right tools. You will learn about color, design and mixing types of beads for an interesting design. You’ll learn how to attach the clasp and how to make your knots stay in place.

dance AFRO-CARIBBEAN DANCE: TRADITIONAL DANCES FROM CUBA AND HAITI: Weekly classes: Thursdays, 10:30 a.m. - noon, Capitol City Grange, Montpelier. Fridays, 5:30-7 p.m., Memorial Auditorium Loft, Burlington. Info, 985-3665. Dance to the rhythms of Cuban and Haitian music. Dance class led by Carla Kevorkian. Live drumming led by Stuart Paton.

Monthly master classes with visiting instructors.

Beginners welcome!

BURLINGTON BALLROOM CLASSES WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Tuesdays, May 3 through 24. Rhythm, 6 p.m., Smooth, 7 p.m. The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. $40 for four weeks. Info, 598-6757 or visit www.FirstStepDance.com. The Rhythm class covers Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. The Smooth class covers Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. No partner necessary for classes, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes: Nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Mondays, Wednesdays (walk-in on Wednesdays only at 6 p.m.) and Saturdays (children’s lessons, pre-registration required). Argentine Tango on every other Friday, 7 p.m., walk-ins welcome. Social dancing with DJ Raul, once a month, call for date. Monthly membership, $35 or $55, $10 for individual classes, $5 for socials. 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info, contact Victoria, 598-1077 or info@salsalina.com. No dance experience or partner necessary, just the desire to have fun! You can drop in at any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: A class for complete beginners. Learn all the basics to get you started in just 4 weeks. Tuesdays, May 3 through 24, 6:30–7:30 p.m. Greek Church on Ledge Rd., Burlington. Only $30, includes free admission to the following Vermont Swings practice session (7:30-9:30 p.m.). Info, 860-7501 or www.ver montswings.com. Sponsored by Vermont Swings, taught by Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

PAUL TAYLOR DANCE COMPANY MASTER CLASS: Grade 10 through adult. Tuesday, May 17, 7-8:30 p.m. Chase Dance Studio. $15. Info, 652-4537 or registrar@flynncenter.org. A company member from the renowned 50-year-old American dance company leads this intermediate/advanced master class. The class explores the company’s technique and repertoire, recognized as the “gold standard” of American modern dance, bridging ballet and contemporary forms.

ST. ALBANS DANCE CLASS WITH FIRST STEP DANCE: Mondays, May 2 through 23. Rhythm, 6 p.m. and Smooth, 7 p.m. St. Albans City School, Bellows St. $40 for four classes. Info, 598-6757 or visit www.First StepDance.com.

The rhythm class covers Rumba, Cha Cha and Merengue. The smooth class covers Waltz, Foxtrot and Tango. No partner necessary for classes, so come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance!

design/build DESIGN, CARPENTRY, WOODWORKING AND ARCHITECTURAL CRAFT WORKSHOPS AT YESTERMORROW DESIGN/BUILD SCHOOL, WARREN: Historic Houses, April 23 and 24, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $275. Before buying and renovating a historic house, learn where to look and what to look for when assessing the overall condition of the structure. Ecological Design and Living Systems, April 23 and 24, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $275. Design and build a small-scale Living Machine to learn the theory and practice of how contained eco-systems function. The Rumford Fireplace, April 24 through 29. $725.

Spend a week laying out and building a Rumford-style fireplace using native stone and recycled materials. Welding and Cutting, April 30 and May 1. $275. Utilizing found objects and basic materials, create a small piece of art or sculpture using common cutting and welding techniques. Permaculture Design Practicum, May 1 through 8. $995. Through activities, lectures, site visits and discussion, investigate applications of Permaculture precepts and apply them to full-scale design work. Biofuels, May 6 through 8. $275. Begin replacing fossil fuel with renewable fuel as you participate in the adaptation of diesel engines to operate on straight vegetable oil. Info, 802-496-5545 or visit www.yestermorrow.org. All Yestermorrow courses are small, intensive and hands-on.

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drumming CONGAS AND DJEMBES: Beginning Conga classes on Wednesdays, 5:30-6:50 p.m. Djembe classes on Wednesdays, 7-8:20 p.m. Three-week sessions, beginning March 16. $30. No Conga or Djembe class in April. Seven-week sessions beginning May 4, with no class on June 8. $70 for seven weeks. Classes are held in the Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Intermediate/Advanced Conga class meets on Wednesdays or Fridays at a different location. Info, Stuart Paton, 658-0658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

TAIKO: Kids’ Beginning Taiko classes, Tuesdays, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Six-week sessions, beginning April 5 and May 17, with no class on May 30. $42. Kids’ Intermediate classes, Mondays, 3:15-4 p.m. Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16. $42. Adult Beginning classes, Mondays, 5:30-6:50 p.m.

Six-week sessions begin April 4 and May 16, with no class on May 30. $48. All Taiko classes are held in the Taiko Studio, 208 Flynn Ave., Burling-ton. Info, Stuart Paton 6580658, paton@sover.net or 872-0494. Walk-ins are welcome.

gardening RESIDENTIAL LANDSCAPE DESIGN CLASS: May 2, 9, 16, 23, 6-8 p.m. 4 Seasons Garden Center, Marshall Ave., Williston. $150. Registration required. Info, 658-2433 or visit www.4seasonsgc.com. A variety of topics will be covered including principles and elements of design, site analysis and measurement. Base plan preparation, plant selection and planting guidelines. Each session consists of lecture, interactive elements and specific assistance with a participant’s individual design project.

health RENEW AND REJUVENATE: Vermont Naturopathic Clinic and Pilates Space team up to host the Spring Cleanse Program, May 11 through June 1. Introductory lecture May 11, 6-7 p.m. at Pilates Space. Free and open to the public. Info, 863-9900 or visit www.naturopathicver mont.com or www.pilatesspace.net. Spring is the perfect time to renew your body from the inside out. Using exercise, supplements and diet modification, this program will help you feel more energetic, think more clearly and may help to alleviate chronic health issues. Program includes 1hour personal consultation with Dr. Sam Russo, ND MSAc., detailed lecture, supplements to enhance cleansing and group gatherings to support you in the cleansing process.

Participants in the cleanse program receive discounts on Pilates classes for the duration of the program.

TREATING KIDS’ SKIN CONDITIONS WITH SAM RUSSO, ND, LAC: Monday, May 2, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, 100 Main St., Burlington. $7. Info, 865-HERB or psherbs @sover.net. This final workshop – in a series of four – will focus on children’s skin conditions. Skin is a dynamic organ that grows rapidly and is unique in that it is the only organ that is primarily exposed to the outside world. Children’s skin is particularly dynamic as it is constantly growing and changing. Skin conditions often tend to develop in childhood as well. Dr. Russo will focus on what systems in the body work with your skin, how diet affects skin conditions, as well as safe, easy botanical therapies for treating skin conditions.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS 2005: AN EXPERIENTIAL JOURNEY THROUGH THE SEASONS: Eight-month Herbal Certification Program, one weekend a month, April to November 2005. $1200, nonrefundable deposit of $150.

Foundations of Herbalism: A Three- Month Herbal Program, one weekend a month, June, August and October 2005. $525, nonrefundable deposit of $100. Taught by herbalist Annie McCleary with naturalist George Lisi. Lincoln, Vermont. VSAC grants available to qualifying participants, please apply early. Info, 453-6764 or anniemc@gmavt.net or visit http://www.purpleconeflowerherbals.com. Identify and develop relationship with local wild plants as wise spirits who offer counsel and companionship. Learn though nature adventures – hike in wild places, lie on the earth.

Make herbal medicine in sacred tradition. Harvest, prepare and eat wild edibles. Allow the transformation that comes with conscious association with the plant people.

kids FIREHOUSE EDUCATION SUMMER CAMPS: Summer camps for kids and teens, ages 6-18. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. Enjoy photography, clay, painting, drawing, graphic design, writing and crafts. Fulland half-day camps. Here are just a few of the over 60 summer camps available: Free Wheelin’, Claymation and Cartooning, ArtSmarts, Photo Shoot, Young Silver-Smiths, Junior Reporters and much more.

YOGA VERMONT CHILDREN’S PROGRAM: Yoga Vermont Baby, 5-12 months. Session 1: Tuesdays, May 10 through June 14, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Thursdays, May 12 through June 16, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Toddler 1, 12-20 months. Session 1: Thursdays, May 12 through June 16, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Toddler 2, 20 months - 2-1/2 years.

Session 1: Fridays, May 13 through June 17, 9:30-10:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 9:3010:15 a.m. We are 3 Yoga, 3 years. Session 1: Fridays, May 13 through June 17, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Yoga Vermont Kids, 4 and 5 years. Session 1: Tuesdays, May 10 through June 14, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Session 2: Sundays, May 15 through June 19, 11:30 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Pre-registration required for six-week sessions. Space limited. $48 per session. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. New children’s yoga program at Yoga Vermont.

language ESPANOL RAPIDO! Monday, August 1, through Saturday, August 6, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. $550, includes tuition, books, tapes/CDs and class material. Info, call Mercy Connections, 846-7063. Interested in a one-week immersion Spanish class? This Spanish course is designed with Accelerated Learning principles, which ensure effortless learning that is both fun and successful. Deadline for registration is June 1.

FRENCH LESSONS: Group or private lessons. Learn completely. 310-3544.

martial arts AIKIDO OF CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: Adult introductory classes begin Tuesday, May 3, 5:30 p.m., and meet Tuesdays and Thursdays, 5:30 p.m. Please watch a class before enrolling.

Morning, day and evening classes for adults, seven days a week. Children’s classes, ages 7-12, meet Saturdays, 9:3010:30 a.m., and Wednesdays, 4-5 p.m. Muso Shinden Ryu Iaido (the traditional art of sword drawing), Tuesdays, 3:45-5 p.m., and Saturdays, noon - 1:30 p.m. Zazen (Zen meditation, free and open to the general public), Tuesdays, 8-8:45 p.m. Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 951-8900 or www.aikidovt.org.

This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements, joint locks and throwing techniques.

Visitors are always welcome to watch aikido classes. Please call if you would like to observe an iaido class.

BLUE WAVE TAEKWONDO: The benefits of a traditional martial art, with the excitement of a modern sport.

Adult, family and children’s classes available, Monday through Thursday evenings and Saturdays for beginners, advanced and competitive students. 182 Main St., Burlington, next to Muddy Waters. Student and family discounts available, all new students receive a free uniform.

Info, 658-3359 or email info@bluewavetkd.com or visit www.bluewavetkd.com. Sixth Degree Black Belt and former national team member Gordon White puts over 20 years of experience to use teaching the exciting martial art and Olympic sport of Taekwondo. Proper body mechanics and Taekwondo technique are emphasized during plyometric, technical and cardio training sessions to improve flexibility, strength and overall fitness.

KUNG FU: For info on classes in Burlington, call 324-7702.

The Ving Tsun style was founded by a Buddhist nun and made famous by Bruce Lee. Ving Tsun, pronounced wing chun, is based in relaxation but is best known for being a highly effective system of self-defense.

MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CENTER: Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Colchester. Free introductory class. Info, 893-8893. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. One minute off I-89 at Exit 17.

MOO GONG DO: Free Introductory classes, Monday - Friday, 5:30 p.m. or 6:30 p.m., or Saturday, 8:30 a.m. or 10 a.m.

Classes open to all ages. Four convenient locations: 13 Susie Wilson Rd., Essex, 879-6763; 142 W. Twin Oaks Terrace, South Burlington, 864-9985; 4068 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 425-5764; 9 Wilson Rd., Middlebury, 453-8155.

Info, SaBomNimAllen @aol.com or visit http://www.Moo GongDo.com. Moo Gong Do is a traditional Korean martial art emphasizing personal development and strength of character in a safe and controlled environment. Come learn about yourself and the elements of Earth, Water, Fire, Wind and Spirit. Learn to find and lead a balanced life. A great family activity! (Weapons, Instructor, and Self-Defense programs also available.) With over 20 certified instructors, you will be sure to get a great deal of personal attention.

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4/29-5/1 JONAS WESTRING - ANUSARA YOGA WEEKEND WORKSHOP Anusara Yoga is an uplifting system of Hatha Yoga developed by John Friend which emphasizes the importance of aligning with the Divine. Anusara translates to “flow with grace”.

This 10 hour weekend workshop will cover its fundamental philosophy and methodology, put a new spin on familiar postures and draw awareness to your own energetic radiance. Jonas Westring is Vermont’s only Certified Anusara Yoga Instructor and has studied extensively with John Friend. All workshops at Yoga Vermont can be applied to Yoga Alliance Certification.

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MARTIAL ARTS << 15B TRADITIONAL KUNG FU CLASSES: Ongoing classes available. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl St., Essex Jct. Info, 288-8160. Two traditional forms of Chinese Kung Fu are taught: Ba Ji Chuan and Xing Yi Chuan. These are powerful forms of self-defense and self-cultivation. This is for both beginners and experienced practitioners from other styles.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Monday through Friday, 7-8:30 p.m., and Saturdays, 10 a.m. The “Punch Line” Boxing Class, Tuesdays and Thursdays, 6-7 p.m. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 4 Howard St., A-8, Burlington. First class free. Info, 6604072 or visit wwww.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial arts system based on leverage (provides a greater advantage and effect on a much larger opponent) and technique (fundamentals of dominant body position to use the technique to overcome size and strength). Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardio-respiratory fitness and builds personal courage and self-confidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and Self-Defense classes (all levels), Boxing and NHB programs available. Brazilian Head Instructor with over 30 years of experience (5-Time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro), certified under Carlson Gracie. Positive and safe environment. Effective and easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life. Accept no imitations.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY: Now enrolling for a new 400-hour training program. September 10, 2005 - June 13, 2006. Classes meet Mondays, 9 a.m. - noon, and Tuesdays, 9 a.m. - 4:30 p.m., and four other required weekends, September 10, 11, November 12, 13, January 21, 22, April 15, 16. Tuition: $3750 plus textbooks. Touchstone Healing Arts, 205 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT 05403. Info, 658-7715 or visit http://www. touchstonehealingarts.com.

This course provides students with a solid foundation in Oriental medicine theory and two forms of Oriental massage; Amma massage and Shiatsu massage. Amma and Shiatsu are two complementary forms of bodywork that give students the necessary tools to treat a wide range of disorders and imbalances.

music SCOTTISH DRUMS AND BAGPIPES: St. Andrews Pipes and Drums of Vermont welcomes anyone interested in learning to play the drums or the bagpipes. We give free lessons every Wednesday evening in Essex Junction at the St. James Episcopal Church. Info, call 879-7335 during the evenings. Come join the fun we have with our marching and concert band. Challenge yourself to learn a new instrument or to pick up your old pipes or drums again!

painting CREATIVE SOURCE PAINTING: One-day workshop, Saturday, May 14, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield Village. There will also be a workshop on Sunday, June 12. Info, contact workshop facilitator Susan Green, 802-426-3717 or freedom painting@ moomail.net. The focus is on self-discovery through painting. Awaken the creative source within you! Learn to paint intuitively while accessing your dreams and unconscious.

For people who want to experience painting in a new way.

No previous art training required!

photography DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY TUTORIALS IN YOUR HOME OR AT MY STUDIO: Info, call Herb, 238-7826 or visit www. herbwest.com. Presented by an award-winning photographer and teacher. Includes “how-to” slide show, tips and techniques, printing, emailing, editing, photo gift samples, chance to win Canon Powershot camera, free follow-up contact via email and weblog. Photography can be fun, let me show you the light! Mention this ad for 10% off.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ART COMMUNITY DARKROOM, LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP WITH MARY JOHNSON: Saturdays, May 21 and 28, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Burlington CityArts.com.Celebrate the beginning of spring with the creation of beautiful landscape images! During the first class, we will go out and photograph on location in the morning and we will process our film in the afternoon.

During the second meeting we will print our images. Bring a 35mm or medium-format camera and a tripod (suggested but not required) to the first class. Prerequisite: Basic darkroom and 35mm or equivalent knowledge.

FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS COMMUNITY DARKROOM, STREET PHOTOGRAPHY WORKSHOP WITH MARY JOHNSON: Saturday, April 30, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m.

Info, 865-7166 or visit www.BurlingtonCityArts.com. In this one-day workshop we will roam the streets of Burlington and search for interesting people, places and things to photograph. We will discuss choice of appropriate shutter speeds, aperture settings and film speed beforehand, and after lunch we will process our film and discuss what we’ve found. Bring an empty 35mm or medium-format camera to the first class. Film will be provided.

GREEN MOUNTAIN PHOTOGRAPHIC WORKSHOPS, SUMMER’S SPLENDOR: June 17 through 19. Best Western, Waterbury. Info, 802-223-4022. Rushing streams, colorful wildflowers and lush green forests all combine to make summer one of the best seasons to photograph in Vermont.

Join Green Mountain Photographic Workshops for our summer nature photography workshop, where you’ll learn about exposure, composition, lighting, equipment and much more. Classroom as well as hands-on outdoor field instruction will combine to make this a truly memorable workshop experience. Space is limited, so register now.

Digital shooters are welcome!

pilates CORE STUDIO: Burlington’s premier Pilates Studio. Ongoing small group classes utilizing Im=X mat and Xercizer beds and Stott mat programs. Options include private sessions, monthly Passports, drop-in rates. Free consultation and introductory mat class offered. Conveniently located on the waterfront in downtown Burlington. Info, 862-8686 or visit www.corestudioburlington.com. Small group sessions offer you a complete body workout using small equipment, including body bars and Pilates rings. Familiarize yourself with our open, welcoming studio, our professional certified instructors and our energizing “green” atmosphere.

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PILATES SPACE, A PLACE FOR INTELLIGENT MOVEMENT: We offer a full schedule of Pilates and Anusara-inspired yoga classes and privates, as well as Gyrotonic™ and Physical Therapy in a warm, welcoming and affirming atmosphere.

Please call to sign up for a one-time, free introduction to the Pilates Reformer, Saturdays, 10:30 a.m., or arrange a time that better suits your schedule. Conveniently located near Oakledge Park, across from the antique shops, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info, 863-9900 or visit www.pilates space.net. Pilates Space and Vermont Naturopathic Clinic team up to host the Spring Cleanse Program, May 11 through June 1. Using exercise, supplements and diet modification, this program will help you feel more energetic, think more clearly and may help to alleviate chronic health issues. Program includes a one-hour personal consultation and group lectures with Dr. Sam Russo, ND MSAc. Introductory lecture May 11, 6-7 p.m.

pottery RIVER STREET POTTERS: May and June classes for seven weeks, beginning May 9. Potter’s Wheel, Beginner/Intermediate classes, Mondays 6-9 p.m., Tuesdays, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. and Tuesdays, 6-9 p.m. Intermediate/Advanced Wheel, Thursdays, 6-9 p.m. Handbuilding, all levels, beginners welcome. Wednesdays, 6-9 p.m. All classes include free practice days. 141 River Street (Rt. 2), Montpelier. Info, 224-7000. Let your creativity have free rein in a friendly, supportive atmosphere.

reiki REIKI 3, PRACTITIONER’S LEVEL: Saturday, May 14, 9:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Taught by Chris Hanna, MSW, Reiki Master.

Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $225.

Info, 865-9813 or channa@gmavt.net or visit www.rising sunhealing.com. Receive a Master Level attunement and a Reiki Master symbol. Learn to use crystals with Reiki, make a Reiki grid. Empower your Reiki energy. Previous completion of Reiki I and II required.

sculpture FIREHOUSE CENTER FOR THE VISUAL ARTS CLAY AND CRAFT STUDIO, CERAMIC SCULPTURE WITH FAYE MENIS: Thursdays, May 5 through June 16, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Info, 865-7166 or visit www.Bur lingtonCityArts.com.

This course teaches students how to use basic handbuilding techniques to create sculpture based on a variety of themes. Build on your basic skills and explore more complex ceramic sculptural forms. Study will include refinement of techniques, surface treatments and finishing options. The class will review and critique fired results to foster the development of a personal style. Sketchbook and journals may be used to explore everyday objects and their inherent or potential symbolism. All skill levels are welcome.

self-defense STREET-WISE SELF-DEFENSE: Info, www.securitywise.us.

Are you afraid of being attacked, mugged or raped? You don’t have to be. Not kung fu, not karate, but a unique, reality-based personal protection system called Street-Wise Self-Defense. You don’t need to spend countless dollars and years going to martial arts classes. Street-Wise can be mastered by anyone within months. You don’t have to live with fear anymore.

spirituality THE BROKEN HEART, CONFRONTING PERSONAL AND GLOBAL SUFFERING IN OUR TIME: A one-day retreat presented by The Guild for Sacred Psychology. June 4, 8 a.m. - 5:30 p.m., Capitol Plaza, Montpelier. Registration deadline May 27. $100. Please send check to Robert Reimondi, PO Box 104, Montpelier, VT 05601. Info, 2233572 or 728-4407. This workshop will help us explore our personal and collective broken hearts. Fear, violence and suffering unfortunately predominate much of human experience today. Our fast-paced culture continues to accelerate, but towards what? Through the contemplative exercises and wisdom of the great religious traditions, to the recent ideas in Transpersonal psychology, we will explore our suffering and work to create a gesture that dispels despair and leads to an appreciation of the good, the true and the beautiful. Guided by psychotherapists Robert Reimondi and David Pellegrino.

tai chi ONGOING TAI CHI CLASSES: Mondays and Wednesdays, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Elements of Healing, 62 Pearl Street, Essex Junction. Info, 288-8160 or http://www.elementsofheal ing.net. Traditional Yang-style short form is a gentle, flowing exercise that helps correct posture and creates deep relaxation and overall health.

tai chi chih BEGINNER’S TAI CHI CHIH: Ten-week Tuesday class starts on May 3, 5:30-6:30 p.m. MultiGen Center, 241 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. $40 for the 10 weeks. Info, Freddy, 863-2216 or taichivt@aol.com. This easy-to-learn, 20-movement practice is both strengthening and centering.

Its purpose is to circulate and balance the “Chi” or “Vital Force,” evoking an increase in health, balance and serenity.

wedding BRIDAL SHOWER AND SHOWCASE, JERICHO: May 7, 11:30 a.m. - 2 p.m. Info, Allison, 899-1490 or visit www.flo ralartvt.com. A chance for brides to meet a local floral designer featuring bridal bouquets and tips for your budget; preview and select wedding invitations have a sample cake tasting and meet a custom jewelry designer who can help complete your bridal ensemble. Meet with Vermont brides who’ll offer practical advice and planning ideas. Hosted by Alison Ellis and Casey Stabile.

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weight loss HEALTHY LIFESTYLES OFFERS 12-WEEK LEARN PROGRAM FOR WEIGHT MANAGEMENT: Ongoing 12-week sessions facilitated by certified Lifestyle Counselor, meeting various days and times in convenient South Burlington location. $20 per class. Info, call Kathryn, 658-6597, healthylifestylesvt@msn.com or visit www.healthylife stylesvt.com. Lose weight permanently and improve the quality of your life by using a proven-effective program.

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women FIRST STRIDES WOMEN’S BEGINNER WALKING/RUNNING PROGRAM: Wednesdays, May 11 through July 27, 5:306:30 p.m. Racquet’s Edge, 4 Morse Dr., Essex Junction. RE members, $35. Nonmembers $45. Pre-register at Racquet’s Edge or Women’s Source For Sports, 340 Dorset St., South Burlington. Info, contact ACE-certified Personal Trainer and First Strides Coordinator Michele Morris, 879-7734 ext.

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yoga BIKRAM YOGA: Ongoing daily classes for all levels. 257 Pine St., Burlington. Info, 651-8979. A heated studio facilitates deep stretching and detoxifying.

BRISTOL YOGA: Daily Astanga Yoga classes for all levels.

Special workshops and classes for beginners, intermediate series and meditation. Private individual and group classes available by appointment. Old High School, Bristol. $12 drop-in, $100 for 10 classes, or $100 monthly pass. Info, 482-5547 or www.bristolyoga.com. This classical form of yoga incorporates balance, strength and flexibility to steady the mind, strengthen the body and free the soul.

BURLINGTON YOGA: Jivamukti, Iyengar, Beginner, Kripalu, Flow, Restorative and Mahashakti. Burlington Yoga, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info, 658-9642 or info@burlington yoga.com. Burlington Yoga’s mission is to provide a supportive, focused atmosphere accessible to students of all levels to develop and nourish their individual practice. Beginners welcome to all classes. Drop in any time.

UNION STREET YOGA: Kripalu, Eclectic, Vinyasa, AnusaraInspired, Pre- and Postnatal, Gentle, Restorative and more.

Morning, afternoon and evening classes seven days a week in a variety of levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. $10 drop-in, $85 for 10 classes. Info, 860-3991 or visit www. unionstreetyoga.com. We offer small classes, a welcoming atmosphere, personal attention, quiet location and experienced teachers. Burlington’s hidden yoga gem, the most affordable and intimate yoga studio in town for everybody!

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, open to all levels. Ashtanga, Vinyasa, Jivamukti, Kripalu, Sivananda, Eclectic Hatha, Prenatal, Baby, Toddler, Kids (2-4), Teens and Senior classes. Register for our six-week Introduction to Ashtanga Yoga, Thursdays, April 21 through May 26, 7:308:30 p.m., with Kathy McNames. Chace Mill, Burlington. $12 drop-in, 10 classes/$100. Month pass, $120. Info, 660-9718 or www.yogavermont.com. Explore a variety of yoga styles with experienced and passionate instructors.

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FENG SHUI VERMONT: Consultations for homes, businesses, schools. Change your surroundings, change your life!

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supply of frozen natural gas lies beneath the oceans. Researchers have just begun to develop the technology to mine it. When they succeed, civilization will gain access to more energy than is available from all the world’s oil reserves. This tantalizing prospect reminds me of your situation, Aries. You’re sitting on a reserve of metaphorical fuel that could power your efforts for quite some time. Now all you have to do is figure out a way to get at it. (Thanks to Stephen Leahy of Wired News for the info on the frozen natural gas.)

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(Apr. 20-May 20): Even if you’re not an artist, you’re a creator. You’re constantly hatching new plans, coming up with fresh ideas, and shifting your approach to everything you do. It’s to this part of you — the restless, inventive spirit — that I address the following: It’s a perfect time for you to cultivate increased respect and reverence for your creativity. Tap in to the dormant potential of your amazing imagination. Feel confident about your ability to generate novelty. Realize how much power you have to change anything you want to change. Here’s your inspirational motto, courtesy of sculptor Constantin Brancusi: “Create like God, command like a king, work like a slave.”

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): A lot of antifreeze tastes sweet even though it’s toxic. That’s a big problem for dogs and children, who sometimes come upon spilled or open containers of antifreeze and drink it. New Mexico is one of the first places in the world to pass a law making it mandatory for antifreeze to be bitter-tasting, thus discouraging innocents from imbibing it. This should serve as a metaphor for you in the coming week, Gemini. Your inner child or inner pet may be drawn to ingesting experiences that are delectable but noxious. Have your inner adult take steps to ensure this won’t happen.

ship to boost your cause, Cancerian. I won’t judge you harshly if you try to walk the fine line between creative storytelling and over-the-top BS. Just make sure that you’re always motivated more by fun and idealism than by self-aggrandizement. It’s time to use all your tricks and call on all the favors you’re owed as you sell your self without selling your soul.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): You’ve been given a prophetic glimpse of the great victory that’s possible. You’re very close to neutralizing an old bugaboo and making sure that the past will no longer hold you back. Now comes the hardest part: Will you be able to sustain your concentration until the triumphs are actually accomplished?

Or will you be lulled into lazy complacency by the sense of security that your partial breakthroughs have provided? Personally, I believe you will summon the dogged ingenuity necessary to finish the job; you will turn almost into completely.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re entering into the thick of the problemsolving phase of your astrological cycle, Sagittarius. Your dilemmas are probably heating up, becoming more frustrating and time-consuming. What’s more important to know, however, is that you now have a heightened power to fix those dilemmas. In fact, I predict that soon after reading this horoscope, you’ll find you have access to unprecedented levels of wild but disciplined determination. As you go about your work, keep in mind Buckminster Fuller’s standard for measuring his effectiveness: “When I am working on a problem,” he said, “I never think about beauty. I think only of how to solve the problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.”

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): You may have trophies, merit badges and plaques to commemorate your sexual accomplishments, Capricorn. You may have a PhD in tantra and letters from past lovers testifying to your excel-

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PISCES

(Feb. 19-March 20): After rejecting proposals from many directors, Bob Dylan has finally authorized Oscar-nominated Todd Haynes to make a film about his life. Seven different actors will portray Dylan, including a black woman. “I am setting out to explode the idea that anybody can be depicted in a single self,” Haynes told the Sunday Times. You already explode that idea every week of your life, Pisces, and you will be exploding it with even greater force and style in the coming days. I encourage you to be proud of your own riotous multiplicity.

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(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): I was looking for a house to rent. A real estate manager gave me a tour of various houses that were available. At one place the occupants weren’t home, but the manager had the key to the door and permission to enter. As she led me around, we came upon the master bedroom. A huge German shepherd was on the bed. I reflexively withdrew, afraid the dog would attack the strangers in its house. But it didn’t bark, pounce, or even growl. On the contrary, it shivered with fear. Its protective instincts seemed paralyzed. I think the dog’s behavior was an apt metaphor for the current state of your own inner guardian, Aquarius — you know, the fierce part of your psyche that defends your interests. It’s unnaturally timid and hesitant, and is thus not primed to do its job properly. Do whatever it takes to cure it of its malaise.

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): For a limited time only, everything will be pretty much the reverse of what it usually is. Do you have an unlucky number? In the coming week, that number will be a sign that good fortune is nearby. Do you have qualities that you regard as weak or undeveloped? You can now make them work to your advantage. What are the things you’re afraid of? Deal frankly with them and you will stimulate a big boost in your courage. Are you weary of worrying about your enemies? They are about to become great teachers, maybe even helpers.

going to write a fairy tale about the current state of your life, I would say that your stolen treasure is locked away in a heart-shaped metal box at the top of a glass mountain. You have every right to steal it back, but you haven’t been able to get to it. The surface of the mountain is too slippery for you to climb. In the next chapter of the fairy tale, you will encounter an elf or dwarf or witch who has a pair of special shoes with suction cups that could allow you to scale the peak. But you will have to give something in return for those shoes.

And here’s the tricky part: The elf or dwarf or witch may not tell you exactly what he or she wants; you might have to guess.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Polls reveal

lence as an erotic partner. Nevertheless, I believe you have more to learn. There are frontiers you have not yet explored. And this is the perfect time for you to push to the next level. Open your mind and heart to the possibility that you’re ready to upgrade the way you stir up emotion-enriching, soul-expanding bliss.

SCORPIO

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that many Germans wish they could return to the days when the Berlin Wall was intact. They complain that dismantling the barriers between the eastern and western portions of the country has led to economic turmoil in both areas. I mention (June 21-July 22): I won’t if you resort to some outrageous showmanLibra,1because I think it resembles a feeling protest 2x3-090104-soulstice 1/31/05 6:46 PMthis,Page

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you’re currently harboring. A part of you is longing for the bad old days when a now-defunct obstacle was a fixture in your life. You’re romanticizing the protection that the obstacle offered and forgetting how oppressive and limiting it was. It’s OK to entertain the fantasy of restoring the wall — in fact, I recommend that you do — but don’t you dare actually restore it.

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12 ft. WOOD RACING sailboat.

Main sail and jib. Good condition. $675. 482-3216.

14” FLATSCREEN TV made by Advent. w/ 3 year warranty.

Barely used. $100. 802-324-1372.

28- FOOT ALUMINUM extension ladder. Lynn homeowners. $75/OBO. 802-223-6906.

4 NISSAN ALLOY, 5 lug,16 inch rims w/215/65/16 Michelin tires, new, less than 1000 miles. Will separate or $500/OBO. 879-3790.

40- GALLON FISH TANK with fish. Wood-finished stand. Comes with everything you need. Over $350 invested. Let go for $100.

Moving, must sell. 587-2783 AB ROLLER: Asking $20.

Contact Becca, 654-6354.

ARCADE GAME: Donkey Kong, cocktail table, coin-op. $475.

Outboard engines: Sears/Eska 3.5 hp $95. Royal, 3 hp, $45. Both engines not running. 482-6461.

ARIENS 824 SNO-THRO: 8 hp, 6-forward gears, 2 reverse, electric start, headlight, like-new condition. $475. 425-3837.

BEAUTIFUL SHEEPSKIN winter coat. Medium to large size. This is a gorgeous sheepskin coat that has hardly been worn. Didn’t fit me. South Hero. 372-4784.

BURTON SNOWBOARD BOOTS: Size 13 and SI bindings, large.

Great condition, 2003-04. $100 for both. 660-2523.

CAMERA: Toyo G 4x5. Needs ground glass.135mm lens. $450/OBO. Manfrotto tripod and head. $125/firm. 310-1760.

CHEAP FURNITURE: One sleeper sofa ($60), one barrel table ($10), one computer desk ($10).

All prices negotiable. All available May 23. 203-314-0175.

CHEST FREEZER w/sliding glass top. Just serviced, many new parts. 5 x 3 x 3.5. On wheels. $300/OBO. 865-3724.

CHURCH ST. MARKETPLACE CART for nonfood merchandise.

4-wheels and awning. Great deal, $400. Call Finn, 865-3724.

CHURCH STREET VENDING cart: Red and tan, very cute.

Wooden structure w/storage for merchandise under display area.

Great condition. $650/OBO. Call 802-310-861925.

DIAMOND RING: Beautiful Marquee diamond ring for sale.

Purchased $1750. Asking $950.

Size 6. 860-9506.

FLAT FILES: Metal, good condition. 12 drawer, 4 feet wide. $400. 877-6286.

FLOOR LOOM: Schact, 42 inch.

All accessories. You pick up. $400. 802-876-1100 ext. 304, leave message.

FOUR BLIZAK SNOW TIRES with rims. Steel belted radials.

205/60 R16. Excellent condition. $400. 862-1642.

FREE STONE! Good for drainage projects. Approx. 3 yards.

Vergennes. 877-6286.

GENTLEMAN’Sring. Designer multidiamond totalling 1/2 karat. $1200. Original price: $2300. 802-872-0098.

HEAD SKIS: Head mad trix w/Tyrolia bindings. $100. Lamar snowboard w/boots and bindings. $150/OBO. 802-324-1372.

HUMMELS: Several dating back to 1950s. Looking for a good home. 802-872-0098.

KAYAK: Red, 16’ Boreal Muktuk with rutter. Like new, used only one season. New paddle, life vest, pump, spray skirt and cover included. $800. Call 598-7013.

KENMORE DEHUMIDIFIER: $50. Call 862-0262.

KITCHEN AID mixing bowl w/ tilt head and ten speeds. Multiple attachments. For serious bakers.

Asking $200. 802-324-1372.

LORD OF THE RINGS TRILOGY on 6 VHS tapes. Special extended editions, brand new, still wrapped. $50 takes all! 658-1817.

MARVAC CANOE w/paddles in very good condition. $150.

482 3216.

MATTRESS: Queen size. 11 months old, used for 7 months.

Simmons Back Care. Doesn’t fit in new house. $900 new. Asking $750. Call 578-9388.

MEN’S PLATINUM/DIAMOND/ gold wedding band. Appraised just under $1800. Asking $500/firm. Great condition, polished or brushed. Email travisi mo73@adelphia.com for pictures.

MOVING SALE: Large Haier dorm fridge, runs great, 2 years old, come see it work, you pick up. $100/OBO. 9 cinder blocks and four smaller blocks, used to loft dorm bed. You make offer and move. Call 802-865-5729 or 908-884-7491.

MOVING SALE: Men’s Shogun touring bike, 2 stereo cabinets, 2 TV stands, dresser, toboggan, kerosene heater, housewares, window fan, canvas tent, luggage, women’s size 8 suits, Yakima car racks, RV dishes and clothes washer, curtains, stained glass hanging lamp, weight bench w/leg lift. 893-1745.

MOVING SALE: TV/VCR combo $75. Starter guitar with built-in amp, $50. Stereo shelf system with 25 CD changer, $100. Call 598-4172.

NEPALESE-INDIAN style stuff.

Very fancy clothes and handycrafts. Really cheap. Mattress, queen size, almost new $98. More cheap home stuff. 863-4983.

NIKON N80 CAMERA w/ 28-80 mm lens and big carrying strap.

In excellent condition. Asking $350. 802-324-1372.

OLDER MAYTAG washer & electric dryer. Good condition. $200 for both/ OBO. Must have truck to pick up. Inquiries/directions call 878-2897.

PANASONIC TV: Model CT2086VYD. 21” diagonal. RCA, Coaxial, S-Video inputs. No remote. $40/OBO. 999-9132.

PRESSURE COOKER: Kuhn Rikon (Swiss) Duromatic. 5 lt. stainless steel #3342, used only twice, in pristine condition in original box and manual. Retail value, $175, sell $99. Call 863-3737, before 8pm.

PROFORM CROSSWALK ADVANCE Treadmill: 2 years old, like new, never used! LED display, monitors speed, time, distance, incline, pace, calories burned + pulse. Moving out of state and need to sell. Paid $800. Asking $350/OBO. 802999-6818.

QUEEN MATTRESS w/box spring $65. 238-3252, RiverLeaper@ yahoo.com.

RECUMBENT EXERCISE BIKE: Schwinn 201. Like new condition. Computer controlled, belt drive, eddy current resistance, 6 presets, heart rate. Extremely comfortable. Will deliver. $220.

802-229-1727.

SHARP ELECTRONIC CASH register: 10 departments incl. dust cover and some tape.$175/OBO. 802-223-6906.

SKATEBOARD: New from the BSide last year. Used twice, never really learned, so it’s going.

Black Label deck (Hank Williams graphic!), Swiss bearings, Independent trucks, cool looking early 90s wheels. Great style, awesome board. $150/OBO. 6545734, Stephanie.

SLEEPER COUCH $100, kitchen sink $40, Thule bike and board rack $100. 233-5522 SNOW BLOWER:Toro 824 Power Throw, 2 stage, 8-hp engine w/electric start. Used a dozen times in past 2 seasons only.

Excellent condition. Original price, $1200, asking $700. Call 863-3737, before 8 p.m.

SNOW TIRES AND RIMS (4): Cooper Weather Master S/T2.

185/70 R14. 4-lug style. Low miles. Steel rims. $250/OBO. Zach, 410-327-2825.

SNOW TIRES: Used one season only! For a 2004 Subaru Legacy — P205-55R16. 425-7039.

STUDIO SALE: Shelving, flat files, mannequin and expandable metal wall! Visit www.11thstreet studio.blogspot.com or call 802877-3300.

SUEDE BOOTS with tall heels.

Valerie Stevens. Worn once, practically new. Size 7 mediums. $70/OBO. Call Becca, 654-6354.

TRANZ 330 CREDIT CARD swiper and thermal printer. $75 or $45/each. 802-223-6906.

UVM CYCLING JERSEY: Size medium. Brand new. $20/OBO. 203-314-0175.

VENDOR CART: Unique custombuilt cart. Fine trim detailing. In great condition. Sturdy. Easy to manage! 76” tall, 46” long, 30” wide. Judy, 899-3768. $1000.

WHITE WATER KAYAK: Pyranha Inazone 230, great boat, only $500. Call 864-2080, ask for Mike.

WOMEN’S CLOTHING: Sizes 4-6.

Women’s pumps, size 6. Women’s jewelry. Call 658-2623.

WOMEN’S WEDDING RING: 1/2 karat, Marquis diamond, 14 karat gold. Also, 1/4 karat, 14 karat gold diamond ring guard. Set: $1500. Original price: $2900.

802-872-0098.

WOOD BURNING “HOME COMFORT” cook stove, 1938. White enamel with water heater and warming shelves.4ft x 26”. In good shape. $375. 454-7119.

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MIDDLEBURY COUPLE, with work-at-home mom, toddler and new baby on the way, seeks professional child care provider: a live-in nanny, with flexibility in schedule. At least 3 years’ experience with newborns and young toddlers necessary. Excellent refs required. Health care and other benefits included in compensation package. Most important character qualities: discretion, nurturing, patient, reliable. Send cover letter and resumé to P.O. Box 966, Middlebury, Vermont 05753.

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HOUSE CLEANING: Weekly, bimonthly, monthly. Established business since 1990. Condos, apartments, private homes. Refs. avail. Call Jeff, 878-8068 for a free estimate.

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ARTISTS GROUP: Socialize, collaborate and brainstorm with other artists (painters, writers, sculptors, musicians and all others). Stimulate your mind and energize your life. Middlebury area. Call John, 453-4009 or query johnzion@hotmail.com for more info.

MT. MANSFIELD UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST Fellowship: A Liberal Spiritual Community.PO Box 150, Jericho, VT 05465.

899-5335 or www.mmuuf.org. We gather at 9:30 a.m. at the Jericho Elementary School on the 2nd and 4th Sundays of September through June for worship, reflection, growth and support. All are welcome.

WHAT THE BLEEP IN VERMONT! Looking for folks who are thrilled with (or curious about) quantum physics, Religious Science, Neville Goddard, Abraham-Hicks and others for group discussion and intentional application. Results? More joyous creation with like-minded others! Sue, 878-5062.

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Competitive rates. Many references. House calls and in-shop.

Free quote, 864-7470 or inhousecomp@verizon.net.

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COMPUTER: Custom- made with TV video card, 256 MB ram, Pentium 3. Used for one year, never moved. Guaranteed. $250.

651-1070.

DELL DIMENSION COMPUTER: WindowsMe Intel Celeron processor,63 MB RAM, $100. New 3port fire wire card, $25. 802316-9080.

FLAT LCD COMPUTER monitor.

17” Dell. Purchased new in 2003, used briefly. Charcoal black. $220. Guaranteed. 651-1070.

POWERBOOK G4 15”, 1.5GHz, 512 Mb memory, super drive, 5400 RPM 80 gig hard drive. So many extras. Photoshop and Illustrator come free, still under warranty. 598-8449.

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EXOTICA DANCERS featuring girls going wild for your next birthday, bachelor party or funon-one show. 802-658-1464.

New talent welcome.

MOVIE EXTRAS: Earn $150$300/day. All looks/types needed. No experience necessary. TV, music videos, commercials, film, print. Call toll-free 7 days! 800260-3949 ext. 3025. (AAN CAN)

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CASH: Immediate cash for structured settlements, annuities, law suits, inheritances, mortgage notes and cash flows. J.G. Wentworth, 800-794-7310.

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FANTASTIC 1940S VINTAGE Ironrite Ironer in perfect working condition. Cool retro collectible. Original owner’s manual.

Free. 893-1263.

TOILET AND VANITY WITH MIRROR, shower door, sink.

Must pickup. 879-3436.

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48” WOOD, ROUND PICNIC table, 4 benches and umbrella.

Excellent condition. $150. 8627458.

ALL WOOD, BROWN-STAINED, good condition, knob-less, modern-looking dresser, bureau and single bed, headboard frame w/storage compartment. $100.

7’ sleeper sofa, white/gray base color w/slight red/blue designs. $40. 439-3055.

ALMOST NEW Simmons full-size bed/box springs/frame. $550 retail. Selling for $250. It has been inside sanitary plastic allergen-proof cover since purchase.

Contact Ashley, 303-818-3649.

BAT-WING MIRRORED VANITY: Gorgeous tiger maple 6-drawer and center shelf. A gracious addition to your bedroom! $350.

238-5718.

BUNK BED FRAME, mattress incl. Red, metal frame. Double on bottom, twin on top, great shape. You pick up! $50/firm.

Please call 802-655-4497.

DROPLEAF TABLE w/custom pads, sideboard w/silver drawer, china cabinet, 4 chairs. Early ‘30s or ‘40s mahogany finish. $975/ set. 229-0644.

FOUR LARGE, upholstered, matching kitchen chairs, $37.50 each. Cherry futon bed, full size, thick mattress, like new, $150.

Two matching desk lamps, $20 both. 651-1070.

FREE COUCH: Queen sleeper sofa. Khaki and dark blue striped. Good condition. You pick up. Call 899-5816.

FUTON: Full size w/beautiful cherry frame. $200. South Hero.

372-4784.

IKEA BED with new mattress.

Excellent condition. $150. 8793377.

IKEA COMPUTER DESK: Large workspace. Excellent condition. $100. 879-3377.

MAHOGANY DESK: 62” x 24”, $100. Mahogany swivel chair w/side arms and leather seat, $80. Two matching floor lamps, $20 both. 651-1070.

METAL OFFICE DESK: Excellent condition. $150. 802-872-0098.

MOVING SALE! Dining room set with hutch, $350. Couch and loveseat, $150. Bureaus, $25.

Bookcases, $5. 425-7039.

MOVING SALE: Sectional sofa, seats 7 +. Oak futon, mattress with springs, Sony Wega flat screen TV, 27”. Ikea TV stand, Ikea desk, rolling bookcase, 3levels, 3-squares each. 655-7865.

NICE DAY BED and frame. One mattress and spring slides under the other. Couch during the day, either two beds or one double at night. $150. South Hero.

372-4784.

RECLINER: Recliner chair, classy, comfortable, leather, spruce green, good condition. $50. Call Ashley, 303-818-3649.

RECYCLED FURNITURE: Side board, $15. Corner computer desk, $15. Twin bed and wooden frame, $35. 454-1346.

SECTIONAL includes trundle bed at one end, recliner on the other. Comes w/lift-top coffee table. Must sell! Only two years old! Originally paid $2500.

Asking $1200. 363-7391.

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I FOUND COOKIE MONSTER. He was lying on the road between Hannafords and McD’s at Lang Farm, Essex. I took him home and gave him a bath. He misses his owner. Call soon! 899-1106.

LEATHER JACKET LOST at Nectars, Friday, 4/8. Dark brown, important keys in pocket.

Someone called Nectars reporting finding it. Please call Nectars or 223-2891.

LOST BERNESE MOUNTAIN DOG, KONA: Last seen 4/1, 7:30 a.m., Thompson Point Rd., Charlotte. Approx. 100 lbs., long fur is mostly black w/brown and white around his face, legs and paws. He has a shorter tail than most Bernese Mountain Dogs, it’s about two-thirds the normal length and does not have the typical white tip. He had surgery this past fall and there is still a sign of the scar on his lower belly. Related to his surgery, he is permanently on medication and has a special diet to prevent him from having seizures. Please, if you happen to hear of anyone who recently found or acquired an adult male Bernese Mountain Dog, or if you see him, or if you happen to notice an advertisement in the paper (“Lost & Found”, “For Sale”, etc.), or if you have any leads at all, please contact me, Erich, 802-238-8756 and 802-425-3088. Reward!

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ACOUSTIC/ELECTRIC Godin Multiac Duet classical guitar.

Nylon string, high gloss finish, as-new, showroom condition.

Original OHSC included. $800/OBO. 879-2680.

COMPUTER RECORDING SYSTEM: Power Mac G4, 800 MHz single processor, 768 GB RAM, PROTOOLS DIGI 001 software and interface. Mouse and keyboard, no monitor. Also includes tons of music software and plugins incl.

Reason 2.5 and more. $900 takes all. Call 802-310-7456.

CYMBALS: 20” Zildjian medium ride, $150/OBO. 20” CB Percussion ride + 18” crash/ride, $50/cymbal or $80 for both!

Bass amp, 100-watt Carvin combo w/15” speaker, $150/OBO. External USB sound card for PC, Sound Blaster Extigy 24-bit , $125/OBO. 318-6894.

EDEN WT-600 Tube Hybrid 600watt bass guitar amp, new condition in rack case. $850. Aguilar GS-210 bass speaker cabinet, new condition, $375. 877-3893.

FENDER STRATOCASTER, 1983: ‘68 reissue MIJ. Sunburst, maple neck without skunk stripe, large headstock, tweed case. $700.

862-8269.

HAMMOND B3 and leslie. Mint condition. $6000. 863-1414.

PLAYER PIANO: Euphona Inner Player, Cable Company, Chicago, 1920. Restored but needs a hose tightened to play. Includes rolls and bench. $800. 651-1070.

SILVER ARTLEY FLUTE. Perfect for a beginner flutist. In its original case and in good condition. $100. Otis, 660-2714.

STEREO NAD RECEIVER: 7020,DCM QED tower speakers, 2 Technics tape decks, SONY 5-disc carousel, $175. inquire about individual prices. 233-6906.

SWR SM400S-Tube Hybrid 500watt bass guitar amp. Excellent condition, $599. SWR Goliath Jr: 2x10 bass guitar speaker cabinet. Excellent condition, $299.

877-3893.

TAMA SWINGSTAR DRUM SET: Complete set w/cymbals, stands, throne. 84’ model, burgundy, mahogany shells, good condition. $800/OBO. 999-9381.

TRACE ELIOT-V Type All Tube Bass Preamp-$199, Mackie M.1200,1200 Watt Power Amp$325. -877-3893.

VINTAGE 1920 GIBSON L-4 oval hole arch top, excellent condition, beautiful sunburst finish, original frets and tuners.

Plays well! $2000. Email rollo@sover.net for pictures.

4 music instruct.

CLAW HAMMER BANJO: Learn Appalachian style pickin’ and strummin’. Emphasis on rhythm, musicality and technique. $25/hour. Call Mara, 862-3581.

FUN PIANO LESSONS for all ages. Learn from a patient and experienced teacher. All style of music. Call Andric Severance, 802-310-6042.

GUITAR: Berklee graduate with classical background offers lessons in guitar, theory and ear training. Individualized, step-bystep approach. I enjoy teaching all ages/styles/levels. Call Rick Belford at 864-7195.

PIANO AND/OR IMPROVISATION: Lessons in theory, harmony and improvisation for all instrumentalists and vocalists.

All ages! Beginning through advanced concepts taught with clarity and patience. Questions?

Call Shane Hardiman, 279-8859, Winooski. hipkeys@lycos.com.

PIANO LESSONS Classical, jazz and free improvisation. All ages, all levels. Exciting and encouraging approach. Can travel. William Michael, 802-899-6700 or 355-6234.

4 music services

COSMIC HILL project recording studio. 30-years experience. $40/hour. Moretown. 496-3166.

O-ZONE STUDIO: Audio recording, mixing and mastering. 208 Flynn Ave., Studio 2B1, Burlington. 203-246-5124.

Public Encouraged to Attend Hearings on A Health Resource Allocation Plan for Vermont (HRAP) Through a series of upcoming hearings in April and May, the State of Vermont will present for public comment a draft Health Resource Allocation Plan (abbreviated as the HRAP).

Vermonters are encouraged to attend. The HRAP seeks to identify Vermont needs in health care services, programs and facilities, the resources available to meet those needs, and to set priorities among those needs on a statewide basis. The task is one of several mandates of Act 53, a health care planning reform law passed by the Vermont Legislature in 2003.

There will be five hearings on the draft scheduled throughout Vermont. Draft documents To find the draft on the Department’s web site, go to the BISHCA home page:www.bishca.state.vt , and look under “New Postings”on the left side of screen.To request a paper copy, call Janeen Morrison or Deborah Smith at (802) 828-2900.

All locations are handicapped accessible. Please call Ellen Adams by one week prior to the meeting at (802) 828-2901 if you will need an interpreter. For directions or other questions related to the hearings, call the Division of Health Care Administration and ask for Janeen Morrison or Deborah Smith at (802) 828-2900.

PUBLIC HEARINGS SCHEDULE Thursday, April 28, 2005 – 6:00 p.m. to 7:30 p.m.

Hampton Inn, Maple Room, 104 Ballardvale Drive,White River Junction Monday, May 2, 2005 – 9:00 a.m.to 10:30 a.m.

Holiday Inn, Champlain Room, 411 South Main Street, Rutland Wednesday, May 4, 2005 – 7:00 p.m. to 8:30 p.m.

Wyndham Hotel, Montpelier Conference Room, 60 Battery Street, Burlington Friday, May 6, 2005 – 4:00 p.m. to 5:30 p.m.

Through Vermont Interactive Television sites: Brattleboro - BDCC Business Park, 22 Browne Court, Unit 100, Brattleboro Castleton- Castleton State College, Stafford Academic Center, Room 142, Castleton Randolph Center - Vermont Technical College,VIT Studio, Morrill Hall, Randolph Center Waterbury - State Office Complex, Stanley Hall,Waterbury White River Junction - Community College of VT, CCV Upper Valley, 145 Billings Farm Rd, 1st Floor,White River Junction Johnson - Johnson State College - Bentley Hall, Room 211, Johnson Lyndonville - Lyndon State College, 1001 College Rd.,Vail Center, 1st Floor, Lyndonville St. Albans. - Bellows Free Academy, 4 Hospital Drive, North Building, St. Albans Presented by the State of Vermont Division of Health Care Administration, Department of Banking, Insurance Securities & Health Care Administration (BISHCA)

4 musicians avail.

EXPERIENCED GUITARIST AVAILABLE: Lots of experience.

Most styles of rock/blues/country. 247-6990 or dbonanzam@ pshift.com.

4 musicians wanted BAND MATES MUSICIANS wanted: 20-year-old rock and roll guitarist looking for other musicians ready to destroy the world. Very good at writing songs/partying. Looking to make energy driven experimental rock the world has never seen.

Serious awesome people only! zachary.cosmo@gmail.com.

EXPERIENCED VOCALIST WITH MUSICAL and production skills ISO electric or acoustical musicians to form original group.

Cool, hip, funky. Have space.

Michael, 802-985-8255.

FEMALE GUITARIST WANTED for all-girl rock band. 802-2233291.

HARD ROCK BAND LOOKING for drummer and lead vocals.

Many songs already written.

355-2522.

PERCUSSION WANTED: Gigging Celtic groove band looking for experienced percussionist.

Preferences given to someone with decent guitar skills. Call 496-9808.

SINGER WANTED: Working band, M/F, experienced.

Instrument a +. Most styles of rock. 802-247-6990 or dbonan zam@pshift.com.

4 pets

FREE CAT TO LOVING HOME: 4- year-old neutered male, gold/white paws. Laser declawed. Current on shots. Very affectionate. Likes outdoors.

Owner passed away. 238-9453.

MAGNIFICENT PAIR of mature white equine living lawn ornaments. Morabs, for whom fencing is a mere courtesy, seek experienced, kind home together, with wooden fenced fields far from highways and barbed wire.

Lightly ride-able. Price negotiable. 802-453-3612.

4 photography

FEMALE MODELS: 15-35, needed for fashion shoots and other projects. No experience needed but models must be attractive and in good shape. Compensation in pictures, experience and possible start in modeling industry. Call David Russell Photography, 862-1172 for interview or email rusldp@juno.com.

4 stuff wanted

LOOKING TO BUY a sleeper couch in good/great condition, if you will help me move it! I might consider a regular couch, just give me a call. I live in the Burlington area. 865-5729.

WANTED: Recreational kayak, such as Otter, Rascal, Swifty.

Please call 862-8758.

4 volunteers

HELP A SENIOR LIVE INDEPENDENTLY: The Champlain Valley Agency on Aging (CVAA) is seeking kind souls who can donate one hour per week to visit with a senior and/or assist with essential tasks such as grocery shopping or light housekeeping. Info, contact Brett or Tom, 800-642-5119.

VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR needed for Burlington Literary Festival. Duties include recruiting, organizing and supervising large number of volunteers.

Stipend plus perks offered.

Burlington City Arts, 865-5816.

WOMEN HELPING Battered Women needs your help! Women Helping Battered Women is currently accepting applications for their May Volunteer Training.

Opportunities range from working directly with women and children to working “behind the scenes”. Info, visit www.whbw. org or call 658-3131.

4 want to buy

ANTIQUES: Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates and silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Call Dave at 802-859-8966.

LOOKING FOR 40-GALLON (or larger) tank for pet lizard. 860918-2028.

MODERN 50S AND 60S FURNITURE by Eames, Knoll, Herman Miller, Bertoia, Saarinen, Aalto, Bertoia, Fritz Hansen, etc.

Sometime called “space-age” or “retro.” Also interested in pottery, ceramics and lighting from this era. 864-9386.

WANT TO BUY: Looking for utility trailer, preferably with box.

Approx. 4 x 4 to 4 x 8. Call 8793879, leave message.

4 work wanted

DO YOU NEED A CREATIVE or artistic hand to help you w/your business? I come from an artistic background and would like to assist in a hands-on creative environment. Call Alicia, 802279-0294.

NEED A HOUSE SITTER? I’ll take care of your pets, plants, lawn or any other needs your home may have this summer.

Call Megan at 802-310-0575.

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7D LEGALS/SUPPORTGROUPS “SIMPLIFY, SIMPLIFY”, H.D. Thoreau. Life is hectic, I can help. I am an energetic, collegeeducated, former arts director offering my services as a Personal Assistant/Gal Friday. I can organize your life by providing help with errands, administrative work, planning and shopping for appetizing, healthful meals as well as house and garden keeping. Call and let’s discuss your needs. Greater Burlington area.

Laurie, 802-865-8087.

4 property services CLEAN OUT: Haul away and property services. Best rates!

Demolition! House, cellars. garages, estates, maintenance, residential, commercial. Insured.

Almost any project. 802-6582519.

4 legals CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Handicap spaces designated.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) through (148) As Written (149) In the space in front of 217 Church Street.

Adopted this 6th day of April 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director-Technical Services Adopted 4/06/2005; Published 4/27/05; Effective 5/18/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

Material underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 12. No parking daytime or weekdays except by trucks loading or unloading.

No vehicle other than a truck actually engaged in loading or unloading shall, between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m., except Sunday, and for no more than thirty (30) minutes, use the following parking spaces: (1) through (6) As Written (7) [The parking space on the south side of College Street next westerly of Pine Street.]

Reserved.

(8) [The two (2) spaces in front of 116 Main Street.] Reserved.

(9) through (11) As Written (12) [The space in front of 65 Main Street.] Reserved.

(13) [The space in front of 89 North Street.] Reserved.

(14) As Written (15) [The space in front of 115—119 North Street.]

Reserved.

(16) [The two (2) spaces in front of 181 North Street.]

Reserved.

(17) As Written (18) [In the parking space in front of 75 North Street.]

Reserved.

(19) through (22) As Written (23) [The parking space on the north side of Main Street immediately west of Pine Street.]

Reserved.

(24) [The space on the west side of Pine Street immediately south of College Street.] Reserved.

(25) [The space south of 118 Pine Street .] Reserved.

(26) As Written (27) [The space on the east side of South Champlain Street immediately south of College Street.]

Reserved.

(28) through (29) As Written

(30) [In the parking space on the north side of King Street next westerly of St. Paul Street.]

Reserved.

(31) As Written (32) [In the 50-foot space westerly of North Avenue on the south side of Haswell Street.]

Reserved.

(33) [West side of South Winooski Avenue north of Main Street.] Reserved.

(34) [West side of South Winooski Avenue north of College Street.] Reserved.

(35) through (36) As Written (37) [North side of College Street west of Church Street, 164 College Street.] Reserved.

(38) As Written (39) [South side of Bank Street west of Church Street across from 158 Bank Street.] Reserved.

(40) through (42) As Written (43) [The space on the north side of College Street immediately west of Church Street.]

Reserved.

(44) [The second space on the north side of Bank Street 40 feet east of Church Street.] Reserved.

(45) through (46) As Written (47) [The second space on the north side of Cherry Street 40 feet west of Church Street.]

Reserved.

(48) As Written (49) [In the first space south of Main Street on the east side of St. Paul Street.] Reserved.

(50) through (56) As Written.

Adopted this 6th day of April 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director- Technical Services Adopted 4/06/05; Published 4/27/05; Effective 5/18/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

Material underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 12-1. No parking except vehicles loading or unloading.

No person shall park any vehicle in the following locations unless engaged in loading or unloading a vehicle: (1) through (33) As Written (34) In the first space west of South Winooski Avenue on the south side of Main Street extending for 35 feet, during the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 5:00 p.m. Monday through Saturday for a maximum time limit of 30 minutes.

(35) through (51) As Written Adopted this 6th day of April 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director- Technical Services Adopted 4/06/2005; Published 4/27/05; Effective 5/18/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

Material underlined add.

CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 13. No parking any time except trucks loading or unloading.

No person shall park a vehicle at any time on the following streets, unless the same is a truck actually engaged in loading or unloading, and for no more than 30 minutes: (1) through (2) As Written (3) [On the east side of the former A & P building in the A & P parking lot, so called, for a distance of 100 feet south of Pearl Street.] Reserved.

(4) [On the south side of College Street, in the 40-foot space next westerly of Pine Street.]

Reserved.

(5) through (7) As Written Adopted this 6th day of April 2005 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners:

Attest Norm Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director- Technical Services Adopted 4/06/05; Published 4/27/05; Effective 5/18/05 Material in [Brackets] delete.

Material underlined add.

OPENINGS BURLINGTON CITY COMMISSIONS/BOARDS

1. Application #CU-05-07 of Joel S. Clements for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations.

Request is for permission to allow a 6’ x 32’ porch to encroach 15 feet into the front setback, 24 Maryland Street.

On Monday, June 6, 2005, the Burlington City Council will fill vacancies on the following City Commissions/Boards:

2. Application #CU-05-08 of Paul & Ellen Gittelsohn for conditional use approval under Section 14.10, Conditional Use Review, of the South Burlington Land Development Regulations.

Request is for permission to increase the size of the foot print of an existing single family dwelling by 540 sq. ft., 5 Pleasant Avenue.

Airport Commission Term Expires 6/30/09 One Opening Cemetery Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Chittenden County Transportation Authority Term Expires 6/30/08 One Opening Church Street Marketplace Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Three Openings Conservation Board Term Expires 6/30/09 One Opening Design Advisory Board Term Expires 6/30/08 Four Openings Development Review Board Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Electric Light Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Fence Viewer Term Expires 6/30/06 Three Openings Fire Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Board of Health Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Housing Board of Review Term Expires 6/30/10 One Opening Library Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Parks & Recreation Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Planning Commission Term Expires 6/30/09 Two Openings Police Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Public Works Commission Term Expires 6/30/08 Two Openings Retirement Board Term Expires 6/30/08 One Opening Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/06 One Opening Board of Tax Appeals Term Expires 6/30/08 Three Openings Board for Registration of Voters Term Expires 6/30/10 One Opening Applications are available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office, Second Floor, City Hall, and must be received in the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office by 4:30 p.m., Wednesday, May 18, 2005. Applicants must be nominated by a member of the City Council to be considered for a position; a list of Council members is also available at the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office. Please call the Clerk/Treasurer’s Office at 865-7136 for further information.

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, May 17, 2005, at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following:

3. Final plat application #SD-0534 of Daniel Morrissey to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of the existing Vermont Gas building and a 38,428 sq. ft. building for general office use and a bank with drive-through service. The amendment consists of eliminating the proposed internal access road connecting 69 Swift Street and 85 Swift Street.

4. Preliminary plat application #SD-05-32 and final plat application #SD-05-33 of Northfield Savings Bank for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) razing a 1307 sq. ft. service station and car wash building with four (4) fueling positions, and 2) constructing a 2500 sq. ft. drive-in bank, 1143 Williston Road.

5. Motion and Request to Reconsider Findings of Fact and Decision of South Village Communities, LLC regarding Master Plan Application #MP-0401 for: 1) 334 residential units, and 2) a 100 student educational facility, and 3) a 35 acre community supported farm, 1840 Spear Street.

6. Preliminary plat application #SD-05-36 of University Mall Realty Trust to amend a previously approved planned unit development consisting of 675,115 sq. ft. GFA shopping center complex with 614,338 sq. ft. of GLA. The amendment consists of: 1) razing an existing single family dwelling, and 2) constructing a 2624 sq. ft. retail store, 155 Dorset Street.

Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall.

John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board April 27, 2005 REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS South Hero STP ALPT (1) Local Motion, Inc. (Sponsor) is requesting proposals for consultant services to develop contract plans, specifications and construction cost estimates and provide design engineering services during construction of the above noted project. The project consists of the planning and design of a ferry docking system, and related trail improvements to the area of the former Rutland Railroad Island Line causeway known as “The Cut”.

All project documents shall be in English units and the plans shall be in either MicroStation/InRoads or Autocad format. The project shall be developed according to the process outlined in the Local Transportation Facilities Guidebook for Municipally Managed Projects. This project is being funded though the Vermont Agency of Transportation and all federal and state regulations are applicable.

Proposals are due at The Sponsor’s offices no later than 12:00 p.m. on Monday, May 23, 2005.

A copy of the complete Request for Proposals may be obtained from the Organizational Project Manager - Lamoureux & Dickinson Consulting Engineers, 14 Morse Drive, Essex Junction, VT 05452 (802) 878-4450. A copy of the RFP and related documents are also available for review at the offices of Local Motion, One Steele Street #103, Burlington, VT. THERE WILL BE A PUBLIC MEETING of parties interested in the upcoming installation of new street lighting on the block of Main St. between Church St. and St. Paul St., Thursday May 5, 2005 at 5:30 p.m. at the Amy Tarrant Gallery of the Flynn Center for the Performing Arts.

4 support groups

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call United Way GET-INFO (a confidential help line) 652-4636, MondayFriday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Montpelier, 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex and/or relationships? We can help. Wednes-days, 5-6:30 p.m., 115 Main St. Bethany Church, downstairs, red door room. Info, 802-249-6829.

Completely confidential.

PARENTING GROUP: 6-week group for people parenting children of all ages now forming.

Please call RiverValley Associates for more information. 651-7520.

HAIR PULLERS SUPPORT GROUP: The Vermont TTM Support Group is a new support group for adult pullers (18+) affected by trichotillomania (chronic hair pulling) as well as parents of pullers. This will be a supportive, safe, comfortable and confidential environment. Meets on the 4th Monday of every month, 6-7:30 p.m. First Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Info, 4533688 or vermont_ttmoutreach @yahoo.com.

DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

THE WOMEN’S RAPE CRISIS CENTER is offering a free, confidential 10-week support group for mothers of children who have survived sexual abuse. Thursdays, 5:30-7 p.m. Info, 864-0555.

THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY EAST CHAPTER of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 482-5319. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause.

HEPATITIS C SUPPORT GROUP for those who have H-C, their family members and friends. 2nd Thursday of each month, McClure MultiGenerational Center.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m.

We often have guest speakers.

Info, 847-2278.

CHADD SUPPORT GROUP MEETING: CHADD is a support organization for children and adults with Attention Deficit/Hyperactivity Disorder.

Every second Tuesday of the month at Champlain College, 78:30 p.m. in room 217 in the Global and Technology Building.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: Every Monday, 4:30-6 p.m. Pastor United Church. Info, contact Lorraine, 485-4934.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

AUTISM: Free support group for parents of children with autism.

First Monday of each month, 7-9 p.m., 600 Blair Park Rd., Suite 240, Williston. Info, 660-7240 or visit http://health.groups. yahoo.com/group/AutismSupport Daily/.

VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT GROUP: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, VTPFAC@verizon.net or call 802-373-0351.

MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Co-facilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?.

ARE YOU A PARTNER OR close ally of a transgender or transsexual person? We have a support group designed for your unique needs. The second Wednesday of every month at 6 p.m. R.U.1.2?

Community Center, 34 Elmwood Ave., Burlington. Info, 860-7812.

TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?

60+ SUPPORT GROUP: Ongoing weekly support group for men and women over the age of 60. Share your strengths and struggles with this particular stage of life. We have fun! Facilitated by Barbara L. Kester, Ph.D. 657-3668.

MOOD DISORDER SUPPORT GROUP: First group meeting, Monday, November 8, 4:15-6 p.m., Northfield United Church, Main St. Info, 485-4934 or email suppgrp@yahoo.com.

TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski.

Sundays, 6 p.m. weigh-in, 6:307:30 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 655-3317 or Patricia, 658-6904.

INTERESTED IN WRITING for children? Support and critique group meets monthly. Call Anne, 861-6000 or anne@booksbyme.us.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.together. net/~cvana. Held in Burlington, South Burlington and Colchester.

For more information, call 8608388 or toll-free, 1-866-972-5266.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE: Support group for those who have lost a loved one to suicide.

Meets the 2nd Wednesday of every month at the Holiday Inn in South Burlington, (1068 Williston Rd.), from 6-7:30 p.m.

For more information, please contact Cory Gould, 223-4111 or cgould1136@earthlink.net.

Sponsored by the American Foundation for Suicide Prevention-VT. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Men call Sandy, 863-5708.

Women call Valerie, 655-9478.

SUICIDE SURVIVORS GROUP: Survivors and their families meet monthly for mutual support in the Burlington area, 6-7 p.m.

Call for location, 223-4111.

SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through.

Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 864-6309.

DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets every other week in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources.

Want more information? Write addpartner@yahoo.com.

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7D ONTHEROADVEHICLES 4 automotive AUDI A4 2.8L QUATTRO, 1999: Sedan, silver w/gray leather interior, alpine sport package, BOSE sound system, tip, loaded!

86 K. $12,900. Call 310-5154.

AUDI A6 WAGON, 1999: 90 K highway, excellent condition, still under warranty, well-maintained, power everything, all the bells and whistles. $13,300.

802-318-5153, Paul.

AUDI QUATTRO COUPE, 1990: Rare body type. Silver exterior, gray leather interior, 2-door, 4WD, sunroof. Fun, reliable, safe car. 142,500 miles. $4,500/OBO. Alex, 802-863-8972 AUDI TT ROADSTER, 2002: Convertible, Quattro, 6-speed, 225 HP. Leather seats, 6-CD changer. Only 9,000 miles.

Includes 4 mounted Blizzak snow tires. $29,750/OBO. 879-8690.

BMW 525 (WAGON), 1993: Average miles, A/C, power windows/locks, cruise, CD, etc.

Excellent condition. No VT winters. Fine automobile. $7200/OBO, motivated seller. 877-3822.

CADILLAC,1980: Near mint condition, mint green, well under 100K miles. Many new parts w/paperwork. Inspected, great car! Books at $1500. Asking $1250. 318-6752 CADILLAC CTS, 2005: Sedan, 4door, beige/tan, V6, auto, RWD, A/C, power steering/windows/ locks, cruise, CD, OnStar. 15,319 K. Best price, $29,684. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CADILLAC DEVILLE, 2003: Sedan, 4-door, silver, V8, 4.6 liter, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, multi compact disc. 37,257 K. Best price, $24,481. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CADILLAC SEVILLE SLS, 2002: Sedan, 4-door, white, V8, auto, FWD, A/C, power windows/steering/locks, cruise, CD, Bose Premium Sound, Leather. 33,584 K. Best price, $20,465. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVROLET CLASSIC, 2004: Sedan, 4-door, maroon, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 12,990 K. Best price, $11,333. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

CHEVY MALIBU, 1998: Must sell ASAP. Moving out of state.

100% dependable. Good body, excellent mechanics. 85 K. $5200/firm. 310-0409.

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FORD ESCAPE, 2003: Excellent INFINITI J30, 1994: Special car condition. 18 K, blue, 4-door, 4for a special person. V6, black cyl, FWD, 5-speed manual, 2 new in/out, leather, power everysnow tires, fuel economy city 23 thing. Just 78 K. $6000 negompg, highway 28 mpg. Asking tiable. 860-4906, leave message. $13,995/OBO. 598-6788.

LINCOLN TOWN CAR EXECUFORD FOCUS SE, 2000: 4-door, TIVE,1997: 4-door sedan, power tan, auto locks, A/C, 80 K. everything, automatic, white $5000. Good Condition. 4-new w/maroon leather interior. 77,500 Nokian all-seasons. Call Jenn, miles. $5500/OBO. Natalie, 802802-683-9304.

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HONDA ACCORD, 1987: Gold, MAZDA 626 DX, 1995: auto, CD player, runs well, just Wonderful car, no rust, inspected inspected, 138 K. $950/OBO. Call through Feb. 2006. Blown Mike, 578-5177 and leave a mesengine, great project car or modsage. ifier. $3500/OBO. Email for pictures or call 820-865-6290.

HONDA ACCORD DX, 1988: 4door, blue/blue, 5-speed, motor MAZDA PROTÉGÉ, 1999: 4-door, and drive train in excellent con5-speed, A/C, CD, snow/summer dition. New clutch, front tires, tires. 153 K, very good condition, body and interior in excellent 1 owner. $3300/OBO. 241-4161. condition, except needs minor MAZDA PROTEGE 5 2003: front fender work. $400. Kevin, Attractive sport auto w/optional 267-971-1393. manual shift mode, Cali emisHONDA ACCORD LX, 1998: V-6, sions, cruise, AC, 16” alloy 4-door, A/C, power windows, CD wheels, 6-speaker system. Keyless player, 143 K, excellent condientry, dual airbags, roof racks and tion. $6500. Two Vermont winmore! $11,000/OBO. Call 802ters. Summer and studded win644-2644, leave message. ter tires. 644-6792 or 238-7654.

MITSUBISHI ECLIPSE GT, HONDA CIVIC EX COUPE, 2003: 2000: V6, 5-speed, hatchback, 25 K, blue, 5-speed. $12,800/ 69 K. $10,900. Warranty until OBO. Call Valerie, 865-6205 or 100 K. Black, leather, AM/FM/CD badger6377@yahoo.com. changer/cassette, moon roof, power seat. 249-2372.

HONDA CIVIC LX, 1999: 5speed, air, CD, power windows/ OLDSMOBILE ALERO GL, 2004: locks, 130 K highway, good conSedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, dition, new timing belt/exhaust/ auto, FWD, A/C, power steerbattery, original owner. $4500. ing/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 660-8173.

29,006 K. Best price, $11,731.

Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

HONDA CIVIC LX, 1999: Sun roof, CD, sedan, power steerAM SE, 1x2-Shearer042005 4/26/05 PONTIAC 10:33 GRAND AM Page 1 2004: ing/windows/locks, cruise, snow Sedan, 4-door, beige/tan, V6, tires incl. Auto, 84 K, well-mainauto, FWD, A/C, power steertained. $5500/OBO. 454-1346. ing/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 13,441 K. Best price, $12,341.

PONTIAC SUNFIRE, 2003: Coupe, 2-door, beige/tan, FWD, A/C, power steering, CD. 19,682 K. Best price, $10,287. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

Pontiac u Cadillac PONTIAC SUNFIRE SE, 2002: Hummer 4-door sedan, silver, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering. 38, 418 K. www. shearerpontiac.com Best price, $8244. Call Shearer Local: 802-658-1212 Pontiac, 658-1212.

PONTIAC TRANS-AM SPORT, Toll free: 800-545-8907 1995: Blue, 116 K. Holds 7-passengers, great condition. Must 1030 Shelburne Rd sell. Asking $1800. Please call 655-4497, leave message.

So. Burlington PONTIAC VIBE SPORT, 2003: Wagon, 4-door, black, 5-speed HONDA CIVIC LX, 2002: 42K manual, FWD, A/C, power steermiles, 4-door, 5-speed, A/C, ing/windows/locks, cruise, CD. AM/FM, cassette, CD, power 29,139 K. Best price, $12,657. locks/windows. Excellent condiCall Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212. tion. $10,900. 310-4464.

SAAB 900 SPECIAL EDITION, HONDA ODYSSEY, 2001: Navy 1996: Auto, alloys, CD changer, exterior, 38 K, fully loaded, alloy fully-loaded, 115 K, excellent conwheels, new tires. Carfax clean! dition. Must see. Well under Blue $18,500. 802-655-6516. book, $4600/OBO. 310-8371.

HYUNDAI ELANTRA, 1999: 99 SAAB 900S, 1987: 4-door, 5K, black, excellent condition in speed, black/tan, moon roof, and out. Power everything. Sun good condition in/out, new roof, CD player. $3900/OBO. 310tires/exhaust, runs well. Good 4814. basic transportation, almost no rust. Asking $1250/OBO. Call 802-316-0773, leave message.

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Barre/Montpelier to IBM: Looking for vanpoolers to share a commute. We work the N2 shift and stop at the Berlin P&R on the way. If you’re interested, we have space beginning Feb. 2.

Please ref: IBMVAN. Burlington to So. Burlington: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m, but a little flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Jericho to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41055.

Burlington to Montpelier: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m.

- 4:45 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41053.

Hinesburg to Plainfield: Looking to share a commute to Goddard College. I work Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41063.

Enosburg Falls to Essex Junction: Looking to share a commute to IBM. I work 7 a.m. -7 p.m. If you can help, please ref. # 41050.

S. Burlington to Rutland: Looking for a ride. Time is flexible. If you can help, please ref # 41048.

St. Mike’s to Ethan Allen Dr.: Looking for a ride. My hours are Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. with some flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41070.

Essex to Burlington: Looking for a ride. I work Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41069.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a commute, Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 4 p.m., but flexible. If you can help, please reference # 41046.

Winooski to Montpelier: Looking to share a commute MonFri, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Starksboro to Colchester: Looking for a ride. Hours are MonFri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41035.

Essex Junction to Waterbury: Looking to share a ride to State Offices. My hours are Mon-Fri from 7:30 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. with a little flexibility. If you can help, please ref # 41046.

S. Burlington to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri. 6:30 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41036.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41042.

Essex Junction to Barre Town: Looking for a ride. I work 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m., Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 41045.

Shelburne to Montpelier: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41027.

SATURN L200, 2002: Sedan, 4door, black, auto, FWD, A/C, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 27,802 K. Best price, $10,970. Call Shearer Pontiac, 658-1212.

SATURN SL2, 2001: 55K miles, green, excellent condition. 5speed, CD/radio, A/C. $4500.

Recently appraised at higher cost. Evan, 310-6215 or evan gl11@netzero.net.

SUBARU LEGACY, 1997: Brighton wagon, AWD, 170 K. Very reliable but needs tires and burns oil. 25-30 mpg. $1997.

535-5299, Hardwick.

TOYOTA CAMRY LE, 1992: Excellent condition, high mileage.

Moving and must part with, great car for a student. $1500. Call 324-0900, leave message.

TOYOTA SIENNA LE, 1999: Blue spruce/tan cloth, alloys, captains chairs, very nice. 100 K, power seat, incredible deal! $8900/OBO. Montpelier, 802223-6906.

TOYOTA TERCEL, 1994: 2-door stick shift, 158 K, runs great, needs front brake work, some rust. $500/OBO. Call 893-2964, leave message.

TOYOTAS, 1997 & NEWER! Excellent condition & warranty. www.autocraftsmen.com.

326 State St., Montpelier (next to Dairy Creme on Rt. 2). Worth the drive! 223-3563.

VOLKSWAGEN BUS, 1971: Freshly rebuilt 1541cc motor.

Colorado vehicle so body is very clean. $4500/OBO. 999-2898.

VOLKSWAGEN RABBIT, 1984: 93,600 miles, auto, runs great, no holes. Replaced alternator and front brakes. Needs battery.

Reliable transportation, $650.

Call Finn, 865-3724.

VOLVO 240 DL, 1986: Florida car, runs great when running, needs minor work, have all history and records, needs love. $1000/OBO. Call 802-865-6290.

VOLVO 740 GLE, 1986: Wagon, power windows, sun roof, 4-cyl., auto, 185 K. New front brakes and muffler. Good tires, well maintained. $800/OBO. 802-872-0932.

VOLVO 740 TURBO, 1986: 4door, 145 K, power steering/windows/locks. Sun roof. Excellent condition, must sell! $3200/OBO. 865-2372.

VOLVO 850 GLT TURBO, 1997: Wagon. 104 K. Leather seats, moon roof, tinted windows, power everything, alloy wheels, AC, CD, tape deck, great condition! $8700/OBO. 425-7042.

VW JETTA, 2003: TDI wagon, excellent condition, 38,500 miles. 5-speed manual, 50 MPG. Heated seats, side mirrors.

Includes snow tires, extra set of winter mats. $13,500. 388-1242.

VW PASSAT, 1993: Inspected, runs, power everything. 170 K. Needs work. $500. 434-2602.

Bolton to South Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 4-10 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41064.

Burlington to St. Albans: Looking for a ride to Main St. in St. Albans. I work Mon-Fri and hours are flexible around, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40758.

Burlington to Shelburne: Looking to share a ride Mon-Fri, 6:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 40967.

Hinesburg to Burlington: Looking for a ride to UVM. I work Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41066.

Burlington to Poultney: Looking to share a commute to Green Mountain College. I work Mon-Fri, 4:15 a.m. - 2:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41059.

Burlington to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41056.

Essex Junction to Williston: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41054.

Underhill to Waitsfield: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 41002.

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4 trucks

CHEVY 2500 HD, 2003: Great shape, tow package, spray-on bed liner, tool box, CD, A/C. 28 K. Must sell. $18,500/OBO. 6582519.

CHEVY TAHOE, 1998: Fully loaded plus extras. Big, safe truck. $8500/OBO. 233-7896.

TOYOTA PICKUP, 1992: Great shape. 150 K. No rust. 4 x 4, 4cyl. Comes with cap and box.

Asking price, $3000. Really a must see. 522-6032.

TOYOTA PICKUP 4X4, 1986: Blue, regular cab long box, 22 R motor new tires, extra set of tires, new battery, tune-up, solid truck.

Kelley Blue Book, $2175. Price, $1900. Call 453-3343, Matt.

4 motorcycles

HONDA 360CBT, 1976: 8900 miles, 2nd-owner, great condition, needs minor tuning. $1200/OBO. 999-9381.

KAWASAKI, 2000: ZR7, sport bike, 9 K. Winter storage inside, excellent condition. $2995. 802793-0982.

KX 250 DIRT BIKE, 1990: Rebuilt motor, runs good, needs front brake, good rubber, fast. $900/OBO. 999-9381.

4 boats

14- FT. SYLVAN CLASSIC FISHERMAN w/steer console, 20 hp Mercury electric start, trailer w/power winch, depth gauge, troll motor $2500. 893-7102.

ROW BOAT: Row boat 12-foot aluminum w/oars. Light weight, easy enough for 1-person to put in back of truck. $250. 859-0840.

4 suvs

CHEVROLET BLAZER SPORT UTILITY, 2004: 4-door, beige/tan, V6, auto, 4WD, LS, power steering/windows/locks, cruise, CD. 14,121. Best price,

Richmond to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 4 p.m.

If you can help, please ref # 41022.

Marshfield/Plainfield to Montpelier: Looking for a ride MF, 7 a.m. - 3:30 p.m., flexible. If you can help, please ref #142284.

Morrisville to IBM: Looking for ride M-F, 7 a.m. - 4 p.m. If you can help, please ref #142283.

Stowe/Waterbury/Richmond P&R to S. Burlington, (Lane Press Ind. Park): Looking to share a commute M-F, 8 a.m. 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref #142280.

Montpelier area to St. Johnsbury: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri. If you can help, please ref # 142106.

Randolph to Burlington: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7 a.m.

- 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142114.

Barre to Burlington: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 9 a.m.

- 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142116.

Waitsfield to Waterbury: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m. -5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142117.

Barre Town to Colchester: Looking to share a commute Mon -Fri, 8:30 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142121.

$16,935. Call Shearer Pontiac, 10:33 AM Page 1 658-1212.

FORD EXPLORER, 1991:Parts car or possibly fixable. Not inspected.

Some rust. Won’t start unless you pop the clutch. Good engine, tires. $150/OBO. 863-1472.

FORD EXPLORER, 1994: 4 x 4, 2-door, XLT trim. High mileage but runs excellent. Sun roof, alarm, CD Player. Moving, must sell. Book Value, $2725. $1800/OBO/ 802-578-2783.

ISUZU TROOPER, 1991: 143 K, new clutch, tires, CD player.

Overheats but need to sell before move. $600/OBO. Call SarahBeth, 863-5294.

JEEP CHEROKEE SPORT, 2000: Black, 4-door, A/C, alloy wheels, tinted glass, 62 K. Dealer maintained, excellent condition inside/ out, warranty avail. through 9/05. $8200/OBO. 863-4066.

JEEP WAGONEER FOR PARTS: 80s Jeep, doesn’t run now, good for parts or fix for 4 x 4, black, V8, need to haul away. $100.

999-9381.

JEEP WRANGLER, 1987: 4x4, 2.5” Rancho lift with RSX shocks.

Oversize spare tire carrier.

Multiple doors and soft tops.

Suspension quick disconnects.

Many mods. Brand new 33”BFG all-terrain tires and exhaust.

Needs bodywork and tune-up.

Perfect for off-roading, rebuild or parts for other Jeep. $3000/OBO. 401-569-2663.

LAND ROVER DISCOVERY, 1994: 5-speed, 87K miles. Red, in good condition. $4,900. 482-3216.

NISSAN X-TERRA , 2001: V6, 4 x 4. $12,995/OBO. 86,500 miles, auto, A/C, power everything, sun roof, roof rack, running boards, tinted glass, factory 6-CD changer. We’re moving south, we must sell! 847-9445.

RIO GRANDE JEEP WRANGLER, 1995: 5-speed, 2.5 liter engine. Has hard and soft top.

Recent upgrades. Morgan, 800554-9142. $4000/OBO. TOYOTA 4-RUNNER, 1996: 4cyl. 5-speed, 160K. No rust.

Great shape. $4600/OBO. Call Jon, 316-6141.

TOYOTA 4RUNNER, 1993: Gray, V-6, 5-speed, loaded. Great condition, runs strong, under book at $3500/OBO. Must sell. Daytime, 656-7729, evening, 899-5212.

TOYOTA 4RUNNER, 1994: V6, many features, runs great, needs some love. 210 K, 4WD, great in snow. Book $3300, asking $2500/OBO. Call 578-5057.

4 auto wanted

LOOKING TO BORROW/RENT your RV August 25-29. Going to Wrigley Field for a ball game. If you’d like to make extra money, call 914.420.2911. Will provide deposit.

Braintree to Waterbury State Offices: Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142130.

Montpelier to Colchester: Looking for a ride Mon-Fri, 7:30 a.m. - 3:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142133.

Barre City to Middlesex State Offices: Looking for a ride MonFri, 4:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142134.

Waterbury to Burlington: Looking to share commute MonFri, 7:45 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142136.

Hyde Park to Burlington (FAHC): Looking to share a commute Mon-Fri, 8 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142140.

Montpelier to Waterbury: Looking to share the drive Saturday through Wednesday, 6:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Must be punctual. If you can help, please ref # 142250.

Johnson/Morrisville to Barton: Looking for a ride 8 a.m. - 4 p.m., M-F. If you can help, please ref # 142254.

Hyde Park/Morrisville to National Life: Looking to share the commute M-F. 8:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. If you can help, please ref # 142257.

24B | april 27-may 04, 2005

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SEVEN DAYS

7D SPACEFINDER BOLTON VALLEY: Efficiency.

Incl. local phone/heat. $650/mo.

6-month - 1-year lease, neg.

434-3444, ext. 1223 or 203-5209800.

BRISTOL: Newly renovated 1bedroom apts. in lovely Victorian. Walk to downtown shops. $500/mo. + $700/mo.

Avail. immediately. NS/pets.

Refs. req. Call 802-453-4401.

BURLINGTON: 1, 2 and 3-bedroom apts. All in downtownarea. $650/mo., $750/mo. and $1500/mo. Some utils. incl.

Parking. Avail. 6/1. Call Jon, 777-3038.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom and efficiency avail. 6/1. Efficiency, 205 Church St. $525/mo. +. 1bedrooms, 209 Church St. $650 and $750/mo. +. 1-bedroom, 46 North Willard. Avail. 7/1. $750/mo. +. No pets. Call before 7 p.m., 863-9656.

BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom, third floor w/open porch, parking, coin laundry, newly renovated.

NS/pets. Quiet building on dead-end street. $700/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 862-3341.

BURLINGTON: 2- and 3-bedroom apt. Spacious living room, dining room, covered porch.

Heat/hot water incl. Off-street parking. $900/mo. + utils. and $1200/mo. + utils. Avail. 7/1.

655-2882.

BURLINGTON: 2- and 3-bedroom apts. Basement w/laundry, porch w/yard. $825-$1200/mo. incl. heat. 863-0328.

BURLINGTON: 2- and 3-bedroom apts. Heat/hot water incl., parking, garbage/snow removal.

Full bath, front decks, no pets. $1200/mo. and $1350/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/1 and 5/1. 802863-9612.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1 bath. Off-street parking for 2 cars. Convenient downtown location, easy walk to Church St., 10 minute walk to UVM. Avail.

5/15/05. No pets please. $800/mo. + utils. 305-292-0628.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, 1.5 bath townhouse. Close to bike path, downtown and highway.

New W/D, covered parking. $1300/mo. + utils. 655-3377 x245.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom. 454 Colchester Ave. $850/mo. 1bedroom. 83 No. Union St. $725/mo. Off-street parking, some utilities included, no pets.

Avail. 6/1. 951-2457 (24 hours).

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, bright, central, large living room, newer carpet, gas heat, low utils. $875/mo. Avail. now. 862-9182, call anytime, until 11 p.m.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condo for rent. Hill Gardens. Convenient, close to UVM, bright, clean. No pets. Avail. 8/1. $1150/mo. + utils. 373-8048.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom condominium, brand new, W/D hookups, security, trash, snow, underground parking, storage.

Heat included. Avail. 5/1. $1300/mo. + utils. 558-7297.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, offstreet parking, spacious, private porch, second story w/2-floors.

Corner of Archibald and Hyde.

No pets. $825/mo. + utils. + dep. 1-bedroom, $525/mo. +.

862-9103.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom, office, living room, dining room, hardwood floors, basement.

Washer, off-street parking.

Bright and spacious. Avail. 6/1. $975/mo. + utils. 434-3095.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, W/D hookups, attached garage, quiet neighborhood, gas heat, no pets. Avail. 6/1. $975/mo. Call 864-9966.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, 200’ to lake/bike path, 5 min. walk to CATMA/ UVM/FAHC, Oakledge Park and Burlington boat house. Incl.

W/D, D/W, microwave, 1.5-bath, 3-porches, large yard. Be first to occupy total remodel, everything new. NS/pets. $1500/mo. + utils. Work, 862-5775 or home, 864-6286 or donmurc@ aol.com.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse, fully-carpeted, D/W, patio, garage, parking, pool.$1350/mo. incl. utils.

Avail. 8/1. Call Libby Properties, 355-1008.

BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom townhouse incl. heat/hot water, parking, W/D, trash, pool. $1200/mo. 879-9411.

BURLINGTON: 3-4 bedroom, W/D hookups, back yard, parking, first-floor. Heat/hot water/elec. incl. Avail. 6/1. $1300/mo. 655-1032.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom apt., downtown, parking. $1125/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 658-5547.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom avail.

6/1. 120 Colchester Ave. $1400/ mo. +. Nice unit, some hdwd, full bath, off-street parking, no pets.

Call before 7 p.m., 863-9656.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom.

WINOOSKI: 2-3-bedroom, 1-bath duplex, 1100 sq. ft., Avail. 7/1. Hardwood floors, 2-parking spaces, recently renovated, W/D, tons of eat-in kitchen, W/D, yard, parking, storage, views. NS. Walk to storage, nice, quiet neighborhood. NS. Avail. 6/1.

UVM/downtown. $1400/mo. $1100/mo. + utils. 655-0138 incl. water/trash. 652-1272.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom condo, new paint/carpet, pool, BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom, New BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom BURLINGTON: August rentals. 2heat/hot water incl. Parking, 1x1-mortgage-022305 PM Page 1 North 1:24 End, duplex.

1.5-bath, townhouse. 2-bath, laundry, bedroom condos, Hill Gardens. 2 garbage/snow removal. Close to2/21/05 fenced-yard, off-street parking, parking, gas, full basement. min. walk to UVM green. Unit medical center/I-89/bus line. 1walk to bike path, quiet street $1900/mo. +. 802-879-3507. w/garage has keyless entry. year lease. Refs. Avail. 6/1. off North Ave, basement, gas $1300/mo. Avail. 8/1. Next unit BURLINGTON: $515/mo. + $1525/mo. 802-355-9961. heat, on-site storage. No dogs has off-street parking. $1225/ utils. 2-room studio. Marble Ave. (sorry!). $1200/mo. + utils. mo. Avail. 8/20. Both incl.

Sunny, private porch, parking.

Free Trash removal incl. Call Shawn, water, hot water, trash removal Avail. 6/1. Lease, no pets, refs.

Pre-Approval!

658-2014. Avail. immediately. and lawn care. Modern, spacious, 482-2492. lots of closet space. No pets.

BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom BURLINGTON: 7-bedroom house Mark R. Chaffee 951-2457 (24 hours). w/attached garage, very spaavail. 6/1. Colchester Ave., near (802) 658-5599 x11 cious, quiet neighborhood, on BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 4UVM. $3000/mo. 578-3078 or bus line, on-site laundry, gas bedroom townhouse, close to visit www.burlingtonproper heat, no pets. Avail. 6/1.

UVM, past Gutterson Field ties.net. $1000/mo. Call 864-9966.

House, 3-levels, 2-entrances, gas BURLINGTON:Amazing downBURLINGTON: 3-bedroom heat, 2-baths, W/D, D/W, large BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom. 186 town location. 1-bedroom condo house w/porch, parking, downyard, off-street parking.

Pine St. 1-block from Main St., in historic Vermont house on cortown. $1275/mo. + utils. Avail. $1740/mo. +. 578-8525, off-street parking, garbage/snow ner of Main and St. Paul. D/W, 6/1. 658-5547. celticprop@aol.com. plowing incl. High efficient gas laundry facilities onsite. $1100 BURLINGTON: 3-bedroom in Hill heat system. Avail. 6/1. $1525/ BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. /mo. Heat/hot water/AC incl. section Victorian. Large deck, mo. Call Steve, 865-2482.

Downtown, off-street parking. 4Avail. immed. Gillian, 652-1015. spectacular lake views. $1300/ bedroom, $1850/mo. heat incl.

BURLINGTON: 4-bedroom, nice mo. Avail. 5/1. 514-488-7536.

2.5-bedroom, $1100/mo. + utils duplex, off-street parking, large + off-street parking. Studio apt. porch, garden, W/D hookups. No $495/mo. heat/hot water incl., dogs. $1350/mo. + utils. Avail. avail. 9/1. 203-494-0682.

6/1. 660-8716.

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St. Albans Choose between a 3-bed, 1-bath Ranch with a full unfinished basement with approx. 1093 finished sq. feet, or a 2-bed, 1-bath Cape also with a full unfinished basement and an unfinished second level with approx. 1053 finished sq. feet.

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CHARLOTTE: Impeccably restored 4,000 sq. ft. brick 1812 Georgian-style former tavern. 4 fireplaces, 4 + bedrooms 3.5 stories. All historic detailing perfectly reproduced & updated utilities. A separate, newer 2-story garage plus a 1 BR & loft cottage. 32 manicured rolling acres, pond & gardens.

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REDROCKS CONDO: 3BR townhouse-style condo with approx. 1,180 sq.ft. of living space located within minutes of the park, bike path, and beach. Beautifully maintained, this home has 1.75 bathrooms, private back deck and attached 1-car garage. Heat is energy-efficient natural gas hot water. Pets are welcome!

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This is what you've been waiting for! This home has much to offer with 1296 SF, large living room, office, skylights, sun-filled kitchen w/laundry, 2BR, 2BA, and deck. On .36 acres. Well maintained. Great location. $143,000 Century 21 Jack Associates (802) 652-9803 x 2102

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+BR. Steam-boat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since. Double living room w/fireplace. Double floor-toceiling French doors leading to large wraparound porches. Large 2-level barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres.

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SPACEFINDER BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. Hill section 1-bedroom, 2-blocks to Main St., hdwd, good light. $825/mo. incl. utils. Off-street parking. 864-6379.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1.

Large, sunny 2-bedroom, dining room, living room, storage attic, kitchen, pine floors, gas heat, large 3-season porch, parking, walk to downtown/waterfront.

NS/pets. $1200/mo. + utils.

863-0188.

BURLINGTON: Avail 6/1.

Spacious 3-bedroom, close to UVM. Large kitchen, deck, parking, NS, pets negotiable. $1350/mo. + utils. 658-4184.

BURLINGTON: Avail. now. Large 1-bedroom, laundry, garage, basement. Avail. 6/1. 2 and 3-bedroom apts. and condos, 862-7467.

BURLINGTON: Bissonette Properties. 1, 2, 3 and 4-bedroom apts for rent. Burlington/ Winooski-area. Avail. immediately. $575-$1300/mo. 864-4449.

BURLINGTON: Charming 1-bedroom attached to our home, quiet hill section neighborhood.

2nd-floor, private entrance, hdwd, parking. Avail. 6/5. $700/mo. + elec./hot water.

Heated, lease, no pets. 8636587 until 8:30 p.m.

BURLINGTON: Charming 3-bedroom with lake views. Large, sunny apt. in lower Hill section.

Walk to downtown. Beautiful, restored, historic duplex with lots of character incl. fireplace, French doors, hdwd and front/side porches. Large bedrooms, eat-in kitchen w/pantry, D/W, living and dining, attic/basement storage, garage, W/D, gas heat, newly insulated, back yard. NS. Avail. 6/1. $1795/mo. + utils. 985-9973.

BURLINGTON: Decadent, 2-bedroom, 3-story condo near Church St! Hot tub, nautilus machine, W/D, D/W, parking, trash/snow removal. Professional/Grad. No pets. $1300/mo. + utils. Avail.

5/1. 233-2494.

BURLINGTON: Executive 4-room (1-bedroom plus loft.) Near UVM green. Beautiful, restored, sunny, historic. W/D. $1450/mo. + utils. 802-316-6305.

BURLINGTON: Greene St. 4bedroom, 2-bath, off-street parking, gas heat. Avail. 6/1.

NS/pets. $1600/mo. + utils.

318-8973.

BURLINGTON: Hill, gardens, 2bedroom, fully furnished, D/W, 27” TV, couches, etc. 3rd-floor, views of the lake. off-street parking for 1-car. $1500/mo. 2blocks from main campus, closer than dorms. Call Beau, 617-8287583. Avail. 6/1.

BURLINGTON: June 1. Block to downtown, 21 North Winooski.

Great apt. Large 1-bedroom, hdwd, dining room, screened porch, off-street parking, laundry, $995/mo. +. 891-2009.

BURLINGTON: Large 1-bedroom in lower Hill section. New hdwd, stainless appliances. Ceramic tile in bath/tub. 3-blocks from downtown, gas heat, coin-op laundry. Absolutely NS. Avail. immediately or 5/1. $820/mo. + utils. 324-6593, Pete.

BURLINGTON: Large 2-bedroom apt. Heat and hot water incl.

3rd bonus room for small office or bedroom. Dining area, full bath, front deck. Parking, garbage/snow removal. No pets. $1350/mo. + dep. Avail. 6/1.

863-9612.

BURLINGTON: Large 4-bedroom, laundry, off-street parking, large windows. Avail. 6/1. $1350/mo. + utils. 355-3456.

BURLINGTON: Large, clean, sunny 3-bedroom w/porch in 2unit building. 340 North St. Low utils. $1200/mo. +. Avail. 6/1.

734-3958.

BURLINGTON: Large, quiet, clean 2-bedroom apt. w/new appliances. Off-street parking, basement storage, yard, W/D hook-ups. $1200/mo. + utils.

Please, NS/pets. Call 859-9652.

BURLINGTON: Large, renovated 3-bedroom apt. Hdwd, W/D, parking, close to UVM/downtown. Heat/hot water incl. $1550/mo. Avail. 6/1. Call David, 658-3114.

BURLINGTON: Maple St. Quiet, safe, lake views. Incl. parking, heat/hot water, coin-op, laundry and kayak storage. 5/1 or 6/1, bright efficiency, new paint, kitchenette w/full fridge, oversized bath shared w/two other profs. $550/mo. 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: North Prospect, great neighborhood, near hospital, wood floors, bright rooms, residential parking, coin-op, gas heat. Cozy 1-bedroom in converted garage, small yard, $770/mo. NS/pets. 658-8056.

BURLINGTON: Northgate Apartments in the New North End is currently accepting housing applications for our 2- and 3-bedroom apts. Some income limits may apply. For application, call 658-2722 or stop by the office at 275 Northgate Rd., Burlington.

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BURLINGTON: Northshore.

Amazing lake view. 2-bedroom, 2.5-bath. Steps to pool, lake, bike path. New appliances, W/D, paint and carpet. Garage, tennis. $1400/mo. 802-860-6415.

BURLINGTON: Northshore condo. 2-bedroom townhouse, 1.5-bath, fireplace, gas heat, W/D, garage, pool/tennis on-site, no pets. $1500/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

BURLINGTON: Northshore condo, lake views, 2-bedroom, 1 + baths, fireplace, gas heat, W/D, garage, pool/tennis, bike path. NS/pets. Avail now. $1300/mo. + dep. Preview at www.ppmvt.com, 860-5050.

BURLINGTON: Real nice 1-bedroom, great location, parking.

Avail. now or 6/1. Call Rick, 864-3430.

BURLINGTON: Small 1-bedroom in Hill section (188 Cliff St.).

Gas heat, car port, walk to UVM/FAHC. Avail. 6/1. $720/mo. + utils. 324-6593.

BURLINGTON: Small 2-bedroom, 2-bathroom condo one block from Church St. Secure building.

Laundry facilities. N/S, pets. $1400/mo + utils. 864-3746.

BURLINGTON: Small studio, screened-porch, vaulted ceilings, on bike path, great windows, wood floors, new kitchen, private beach access. Wooded, dead-end street. Pets OK. A/C, gas stove, bath tub, elec./hot water incl. $825/mo. 863-1414.

BURLINGTON: South End 2bedroom. $875/mo. Convenient location in quiet neighborhood.

Hdwd, tile, bright apt. w/coinop laundry, off-street parking, new paint and upgrades. Pets considered. Avail. immediately or 5/1. 891-2009.

BURLINGTON: South End. Large 2-bedroom unit w/garage. Gas heat. Avail. now. NS/no pets. $1000/mo. + utils. Call 846-7849.

BURLINGTON: South Union St. Bright studio, heat/hot water incl. $490/mo. Avail. 6/1.

863-6613.

BURLINGTON: South Union St. Great neighborhood. Charming 1-bedroom apt. on third-floor.

Newly renovated, all hdwd, Jotel gas stove w/glass doors. $850/mo. 863-2619.

BURLINGTON: Spectacular city living. 3-bedroom apt. close to downtown and university. New bath, eat-in kitchen, dining room, big, bright living room.

Lake views, deck, off-street parking, hdwd and tons of storage.

W/D in unit. $1800/mo. Heat/ hot water incl. Avail. 6/1. Call 658-8371 or email deborah.licht enfeld@adelphia.net.

BURLINGTON:Three-bedroom duplex (townhouse) garage, large fenced backyard, great neighborhood near CP Smith Elem. $1000/month. Avail. 5/1.

(802)658-9610 or 578-3282.

BURLINGTON: Unfurnished.

Avail. 6/1 and 7/1. 1 and 2-bedroom apts. Located on St. Paul St. 1/10-mile from marketplace.

Off-street parking, laundry. $675-$775/mo. +. 951-1617.

BURLINGTON: Very large 3-bedroom, just redone, wood floors, large porch , 2nd-floor, Old North End, off-street parking. Avail. now. $1222/mo. +. 893-0000.

CAMBRIDGE VILLAGE: 2-3 bedroom, large, fenced-in back yard, big, bright w/room to play! Energy efficient, gas heat/hot water. Eat-in kitchen. $900/mo. + dep. + utils. 1-year lease. 802-373-0893 or enginu ity@adelphia.net.

CHARLOTTE: 5-bedroom farmhouse on Spear St. Hdwd, spacious and nice. No pets. Oil heat. $1600/mo. + utils. Avail. now. 862-1148 ext. 102.

CHARLOTTE: Apt. Beautiful post-and-beam, 2-story, 1-bedroom. 1-mile to beach. First floor open and bright, second floor large bedroom w/sunset views of Adirondack Mountains.

20 mins. to Burlington.

Heat/elec./DSL incl. Shared laundry. NS. Sorry, no pets. $950/mo. June 1. Call 324-8306.

CHARLOTTE: Bright, spacious, 1-bedroom garage apt. High ceilings, short walk to lake. $875/mo. incl. utils. + cable TV. Call 864-9899 ext. 1.

CHARLOTTE: Sunny 3-bedroom, 2.5-bath 2100 sq. ft. house on 10-acres. Ideal country-setting w/gorgeous views, privacy, swimming pond, W/D. Avail. 6/1. $1800/mo. + utils. 425-4902 or cathunter101@hotmail.com.

CHARLOTTE: Sunny, clean, 1bedroom. Gas heat. Huge yard w/garden space and pond.

Covered porch, hiking trails, 20 mins. to Burlington. NS/pets. $700/mo. 425-3779.

COLCHESTER: 1-bedroom w/convenient location to Exit 17, I-89. Carpet and pine flooring. Recent updates, propane heating, off-street parking. $650/mo. incl. electric/water.

891-2009.

COLCHESTER: 2-bedroom unfurnished. Plenty of parking, heat included. No pets. Lease + deposit. $800/mo. Avail. immediately. 598-4171.

COLCHESTER: 2400 sq. ft. 3bedroom, 2-bath, large living area parking, back yard. No pets. Avail. 5/1 or 6/1. $1600/mo. + utils. 862-2207 or elabd@adelphia.net.

COLCHESTER: Clean 2-bedroom in duplex w/small porch on Malletts Bay Ave. Private country setting w/large yard. Ten minutes to Burlington. Monitor heat. NS/pets. Avail. now. $800/mo. + utils. 802-849-9797.

ESSEX CENTER: 3-bedroom, 1bath house w/great family room, open-floor plan on private country room, mins. to Essex Five Corners. Very efficient, NS, pets negotiable. Avail 5/1. $1500/mo. + utils. Possible 2-horse barn w/nice pastures. Call Sundance Services, 802-893-2348.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Highland Village. 2-bedroom townhouse, 2.5-bath, W/D, garage, gas heat, dog OK w/dep. Fitness/conference room on-site. $1600/mo.

Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200, ext. 229.

ESSEX JUNCTION: Spacious 4bedroom, 2-bath, newly renovated Victorian duplex w/carpets, yard, porches. 1-block AMTRAK and high school. $1500/mo. + utils. NS/pets. Sec. + lease. 802864-4645.

ESSEX: Large 1-bedroom, 2ndfloor w/deck, off-street parking, convenient location on Pearl St. $950/mo. incl. utils. Call Sundance Services, 802-893-2348.

FAIRFAX: 2-bedroom, 2-full bath in 5- year-old duplex on 2acres. Incl. electric, W/D, rubbish/snow and storage shed.

NS/pets. Avail 6/1. $850/mo.

802-849-9801.

FAIRFAX: Large farmhouse for rent. 6.5-miles from St. Albans.

4-bedroom +. NS/pets. $1200/ mo. Avail. immediately. 802849-6385.

FERRISBURGH: Quiet, scenic country. Like-new efficiency, 2large unfurnished rooms w/fullbath. Cable/Internet ready.

NS/ND/pets. $650/mo. + dep. incl. utils. Ref. 877-6787.

MIDDLEBURY: Newly renovated, spacious 2-bedroom apt.

Conveniently located. $800/mo. incl. water/sewer. 802-453-5782.

MILTON: 5-bedroom house w/studio space and separate entrance. Kitchen w/everything.

W/D, storage, garden, parking, woodstove, gas heat. 2 baths.

Avail. 7/1, $1800/mo. + utils.

893-2888.

MILTON: Large 4+ bedroom, 2bath post-and-beam house, oversized 2-car garage, large, private back yard, wrap-around deck, pets neg. Avail. now. $1400/mo. +. 893-0000, Marcou Real Estate.

MONKTON RIDGE: Spacious 2bedroom duplex in 1840s farmhouse. Wood floors, built-in shelves. Views of Cedar Lake and Adirondacks. W/D hookups, 30 mins. to Burlington/Middlebury.

NS/dogs. 1-year lease. $900/mo. incl. heat. Avail. 6/1. 753-6060.

MONTPELIER: 1-bedroom apt., first-floor, Pergo flooring, W/D, sunny and bright. Walking distance to downtown, off-street parking. Avail. 5/15. $675/mo. + utils. 310-4205.

MONTPELIER: 2-bedroom townhouse-style w/basement. $800/mo. 655-0091, ext. 13.

MORETOWN VILLAGE: 2-bedroom, river view, hdwd, skylights, cathedral ceilings, deck, garden, yard, gas heat. $800/mo. 802-496-3980.

MORETOWN VILLAGE: Efficiency apt. w/full kitchen, full bath, gas fireplace/stove, bright w/large windows, private entry, garden, yard. $550/mo.

802-496-3980.

RICHMOND: 2-bedroom w/porch in village. $800/mo. Heat/water /sewer incl. Dep. req. Avail.

5/1. 434-3796 or 434-3398.

SHELBURNE: 4-bedroom, 2.5bath, 2,300 sq. ft., hdwd throughout, W/D, D/W, 2-car garage, finished basement. $1850/mo. 846-9568.

SHELBURNE: Large 1-bedroom, nice yard, parking, gas heat, very clean, no dogs. $775/mo. + utils. 802-279-1902 SOUTH BURLINGTON: 2-bedroom apt. Modern unit w/porch and garage. Laundry hook-ups.

Good credit and refs a must. No pets. Call Paul, 879-3117.

SOUTH BURLINGTON:3+ bedroom house, gigantic sunny kitchen, 1.5 baths, laundry room, quiet family neighborhood. Rice High School area.

Lease. $1350/mo. 425-5048.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Newly renovated 2-bedroom condo avail. 6/1. Wood/tile floors, private balcony, pool, parking, on-site laundry. $1300/mo. + utils. Lease, deposit, refs req.

No pets. 802-355-5117.

SOUTH DUXBURY: Classic cape, duplex, 3+ bedroom w/beautiful ceilings, wood floors, oil heat w/wood stove back-up, porch, garden, large yard, brook. $1000/mo. 802-496-3980.

STOWE: 2-bedroom, 1-bath apt. for rent. Quiet location on River Rd. Avail. 5/1. $725/mo. + utils. + sec. NS, pets OK. Call 985-4089.

UNDERHILL: Beautiful 4-bedroom home on 3-acres of woods, with flower and berry garden, wood stove, claw-foot tub.

Avail. 6/1. $1500/mo. + utils.

Month-to-month. 999-7848.

VERGENNES: Quiet 2-bedroom apt. Private, off-street parking, all utils. incl. NS/pets. $800/mo. 238-5085.

WILLISTON: Great 2-bedroom condo in Taft Farms. End-unit w/attached garage. Excellent location, lots of privacy. W/D. $1200/mo. + utils. Call 865-0433.

WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom apt.

Recently remodeled. Water, trash removal,recycling, off-street parking incl. Coin-op laundry.

Avail. June 2005. Pets OK. $700-$750/mo.ORC Property Management, 383-5406, WINOOSKI: 1-bedroom in nice neighborhood. On bus line. $675/mo. + gas + electric.

Avail. 6/1. 434-5311.

WINOOSKI: 2- or 3-bedroom.

Hdwd, tile, deck, parking. $800/mo. 863-0328.

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BURLINGTON: 139 Elmwood Ave. Approx. 500 sq. ft., close to downtown. $400/mo. Call Coburn & Feeley, 864-5200 ext. 229.

BURLINGTON: Bright, efficient 1925 sq. ft. retail/commercial space for rent. Corner Main/So. Champlain. Central air, 15’ ceilings, private restroom, overhead doors, everything new by May 15. $3000/mo. 343-4728.

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BURLINGTON: Conference room, lobby and 3-separate offices within space. Approx.

1260 sq. ft. Parking and heat incl. Just reduced to $950/mo. + elec. 862-1148 ext. 102.

BURLINGTON: Furnished office available to share: 92 Adams Street. Collegial group of mental health practitioners. Possibility of frequent referrals.

Jennifer, 802-863-6114. e-mail Jennifer. Gordon@uvm. edu.

BURLINGTON: Small office space avail. in established private practice psychotherapy office. Downtown Burlington, private parking. Maple Street Associates. Call 862-1509 or 862-4884.

ESSEX: 650 sq.ft. 3-rooms w/storage, 3/4-bath, off-street parking, easy access on Pearl St. $850/mo. incl. utils. Call Sundance Services, 802-893-2348.

MIDDLEBURY: 1100 sq. ft. on ground floor of newly renovated building, prominently located on Court St. Ample parking for medical or professional business. City water/sewer, DSL-wired. For more information, contact 802-453-5782.

PHYSICAL THERAPY TEAM NEEDED: Looking to expand to a second location or to start your practice, but don’t want the major outlay of cash? You may want to look at one of the best and most completely equipped fitness centers around! Call 316-1996 to arrange for an appointment.

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BURLINGTON: 185 North Willard Street. Just remodeled.

Sunny. Two-bedroom apt.

Possible use as quiet, low-traffic, professional, live-in office.

NS/pets. Parking yes. $1200/mo. + utils. 658-0621.

BURLINGTON: Entire firstfloor Victorian house. 5-rooms, kitchen, 1.5-bath. 42 Elmwood Ave. Prof. office/residential or combination thereof. Off-street parking, gas heat, NS, please.

Avail. 6/1. $1200/mo. +. Call Bill, 482-2714.

BURLINGTON: Large artist space. Bright, friendly. Join other artists. Heated, A/C, parking, convenient location, private entrance. 180 Flynn Ave. $325/mo. Avail. now. Call Andy, 864-6838.

BURLINGTON: Sought-after Maltex building location.

Psychotherapy office avail. 1 or 2 days a week. Parking provided. Call 802-865-9873.

4 space wanted

STORAGE SPACE needed for donations before shipment to the Caribbean. Caribbean Medical Transport. 864-4334. www.cubacaribe.com.

“We don’t rent to people on welfare.”

If your landlord has said these words, you may have been discriminated against. Vermont’s Fair Housing laws protect people from illegal discrimination based on their race, color, sex, religion, national origin, disability, age, marital status, sexual orientation, because you have minor children or because you receive public assistance (welfare, SSI, Section 8).

If you believe that you have been discriminated against you should call: Vermont Human Rights Commission (800) 416-2010 Voice/TTD (802) 828-2480 Voice/TTD

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WINOOSKI: 2-3-bedroom, 1bath duplex, 1100 sq. ft., 2parking spaces, recently renovated, W/D, tons of storage, nice, quiet neighborhood. NS. Avail.

6/1. $1100/mo. + utils. 6550138.

WINOOSKI: 2-bedroom house, eat-in kitchen, private back yard, quiet neighborhood. $700/mo. + utils. Avail. immediately. 893-2950.

WINOOSKI: 3- and 4-bedroom units, off-street parking, gas heat, laundry area. Avail. 5/1.

Close to St. Mike’s/UVM/bus line. Across street from City Park. $950/mo. and $1150/mo.

Dep. + refs. req. Please contact Mistie, 802-578-9909.

WINOOSKI: 3-bedroom, 1.5bath, 2-levels, brand new kitchen, D/W, W/D, closets, mud room, porches, garage, fencedyard, quiet Hood St. location, heat incl.$1400/mo. 728-3424.

WINOOSKI: 92 East Allen. Large 1-bedroom on 3rd-floor. Very clean, newly renovated, quiet building. $700/mo. + sec. + lease. Avail. 5/1. Please call 373-4123.

WINOOSKI: Avail. 6/1. 3-bedroom house, 1.5-bath. laundry, yard, parking. $1300/mo. + utils. Please call 658-2887.

WINOOSKI: June 1. 4-bedroom house, recently renovated.

Hdwd, tile and Berber carpet.

Big kitchen, lots of windows, 2baths, D/W, basement W/D hookups. Off-street parking. $1595/mo. +. 578-8525 or celticprop@aol.com.

WINOOSKI: Large 3-bedroom with great views of the Winooski River. Close and convenient to Burlington. 2 full baths, newer appliances, W/D incl. $1550/mo. incl. all utils except heat. Call 899-3400.

WINOOSKI: Large duplex. 2-bedroom for rent, starting 6/1. Huge kitchen, 1-bath, mud room, large living room. Off-street parking for one car. Garden in front yard and shared back yard. Right next to police station, post office and Sneakers! $725/mo. Please call 802-999-4599, if interested in viewing.

WINOOSKI: Share large fullyfurnished house. All utils. incl.

2.5 baths, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/ IBM/FAHC/Champlain College.

On busline. No pets. $625/mo. + deposit. One room avail. now, 3 rooms avail. 8/28. 863-9612.

WINOOSKI: Small, sunny 2-bedroom apt. on Hickok St. Nice wood floor, new windows, 3/4bath. Pets negotiable. Bus line. $725/mo. + utils. Call 862-6810.

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WINOOSKI: Spacious 4-bedroom on quiet side street. Walk to downtown. Most pets OK. $1500/mo. Avail. 5/1 or 6/1.

316-1912 or 864-9595.

WINOOSKI:Sunny, large 2-bedroom apartment with porch, offstreet parking, free laundry and other amenities for rent. $1050/mo. incl. utils. Avail.

06/01. Arthur, (802)999-7650.

WINOOSKI: Sunny, spacious 2bedroom apt. near St. Mike’s w/2 porches, hdwd, off-street parking. Avail. 5/1. $900/mo.

434-8504, www.nbraasch. com/apt.

WINOOSKI/BURLINGTON: Cool, clean and quiet apt, 1and 2-bedrooms, ready MaySeptember, $700-$1100/mo. 1year lease, dog friendly. north ernproperty@together.net or 802-233-1556.

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BURLINGTON: Summer subletter (May-August) needed for 1bedroom apt. on 205 South Prospect, directly across from the admissions building. $790/mo. Applicant must pass credit check. Extremely close to UVM campus/downtown. Offstreet parking. 732-773-2210.

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BURLINGTON AREA: Huge 18bedroom inn, by St. Mike’s College. Rte. 15. Call today.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., $690,000. Owner financing. 324three-floor cathedral ceiling 3291 or ivanland@aol.com. “lighthouse” home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 1x3-ctxmortgageCLASSY 4/11/05 1:59 PM Page 1 Lake Champlain/Adirondack 14’80”, 3-bedroom, 1-bath Mountains. Beach/lake access. mobile home. Large yard, stor$425,000. Bill and Shari, 759age shed, swimming pool, ten2985. nis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

ESSEX: 4-bedroom farmhouse w/large country kitchen, screened back porch, covered front porch, hdwd, new furnace.

10 open acres w/mountain and pastoral views, access to recreational trails, 5-stall barn, detached shed, sand riding ring.

159 Osgood Hill Rd., Essex. $349,000. By appointment, Phil/Lisa, 802-872-8121.

HINESBURG (Mechanicsville): Really great 3+ bedroom.

Steamboat Gothic Victorian home. Circa 1860s. Restored in mid-70s. Many updates since.

Double living room w/fireplace.

Double floor-to-ceiling French doors leading to large wrap802.846.4646 around porches. Large 2-level www.KimNegron.com barn. Many possibilities. 1.9 acres. $330,000. Foulsham Farms ALTONA, NY: Lovely country Real Estate, 861-7537. ranch. Move-in condition. 5acres, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, new appliances. Heated, oversized, 2-car garage, views. Central to everything. $149,000. 518-4933599.

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NEW 2-BEDROOM LOG HOME on 73 acres. Ultimate privacy, yet 5 min. to town, 10 min. to Jay Peak Ski Area. Features include: laundry room, walk-out basement, mud room, office, cathedral ceilings, wood and gas heat, hemlock floors and wrap-around porch w/amazing views and more! $249,000. (802)326-3093.

NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis. Priced to sell $169,000. 802-877-2724.

NORTH HERO: 3-bedroom, waterfront, lake views. Many recent improvements incl. hdwd, roof, kitchen, water-heater, Jotul gas stove, energy-efficient windows. Large deck. $187,900.

598-7919.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances. Asking $147,000.

496-2646.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home.

2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Large, sunny 3-bedroom Stonehedge, end unit w/garage. 310-9647.

UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system.

25 mins. to Burlington. Reduced to $299,000. 802-899-2727, www.picketfencepreview.com.

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UNDERHILL: Rt. 15. Large w/barns. Renovations! Also, new appliances and heating system. 25 mins. to Burlington. Reduced to $299,000.

802-899-2727. Additional info at www.picketfencepre view.com.

ALTONA, NY: Lovely country ranch. Move-in condition. 5-acres, 3-bedroom, 2-bath, new appliances.

Heated, oversized, 2-car garage, views. Central to everything. $149,000.

518-493-3599.

OWN YOUR OWN HOME on Sugarbush Access Rd. Very large, 2+bedrooms, W/D hookup, sauna, pool, tennis. All new appliances.

Asking $147,000. 496-2646.

COLCHESTER: 1995 Redmond 14'80", 3-bedroom, 1-bath mobile home. Large yard, storage shed, swimming pool, tennis/basketball courts, private P.O. Box. Located in Westbury Trailer Park. $39,000. $2000 back at closing. 434-3287.

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NEW HAVEN: Great business location. Large retail space with attached 2-story home, heated 3-bay garage and private 2-acre backyard oasis.

Priced to sell $169,000.

802-877-2724.

WINOOSKI: Millyard condo.

Quiet, riverfront living near downtown. 2-bedroom, 2 levels, carpeted, tile, appliances W/D. Parking.

Entrance security. $172,000.

802-434-3749.

SHELBURNE: 3-4 bedroom home. 2150 sq. ft. 2-bath, new appliances, garage w/storage area, mud room, deck, perennial gardens. $249,000. 802-985-3617.

ESSEX: 4-bedroom farmhouse w/large country kitchen, screened back porch, covered front porch, hdwd, new furnace. 10-open acres w/mountain and pastoral views, access to recreational trails, 5stall barn, detached shed, sand riding ring. 159 Osgood Hill Rd., Essex. $349,000. By appointment, Phil/Lisa, 802-872-8121.

ADDISON: Amazing 3300 sq. ft., three-floor cathedral ceiling "lighthouse" home with 1100 sq. ft. wrap-around deck overlooking Lake Champlain/ Adirondack Mountains.

Beach/lake access. $425,000.

Bill and Shari, 759-2985.

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HUNTINGTON: 2 5-acre lots, pending permits. Starting at $89,900. Call 434-4652.

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BURLINGTON: Transfer student who is new to the area is looking for fun, chill roommates. I am respectful, fun and optimistic. I like to be outdoors, go out, but also keep my grades up.

I love to cook and am a semineat person. I also am a nonsmoker and don’t have any pets, though I don’t mind either.

Email or call me, tedioguardi@ loyola.edu or 732-539-1630, ask for Teresa.

BURLINGTON AREA: Prof. couple relocating to the area looking for 2+ bedroom apt./condo/ townhouse close to Burlington for rent 6/1 that is pet friendly (with refs)! 617-487-6061.

BURLINGTON AREA: Temp housing needed ASAP, May Aug. for professional. Prefer studio or 1-bedroom. Responsible, good refs. 802-457-1865, leave message or vlsmark@aol.com.

JOHNSON AREA: Clean, NS /pets looking for room around Johnson area for summer. Very chill, outdoorsy, easy to get along with.

Call Nicole, 635-1082.

NEED ROOM/HOUSESIT: 2/3 nights per week in Burlington, rest of week in Montréal. If smoking/pets, please no calls. $300/mo. maximum. 802-3240278 or 514-751-2597.

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BURLINGTON: College St. Private room, common kitchen/ bath. Male preferred. $450/mo. incl. utils. Lease, refs. No pets.

863-4634, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m.

COLCHESTER: Prof., friendly, independent woman seeks same for furnished, sunny room on beautiful park. Bus line, parking. $500/mo. incl. heat/water.

NS/pets. 655-5999.

HUNTINGTON: Large room w/shared bath and kitchen. On river near Audubon, quiet. Avail.

5/1. $450/mo. + dep., incl. utils. Dave, 434-2180.

JOHNSON: Peaceful retreat on 300-acre estate, large furnished bedroom w/private bath, panoramic views, swimming ponds, organic flower/vegetable gardens, ceramic studio.

Negotiable weekly/monthly rates. 635-7889.

WEEKLY LODGING: Europeanstyle and equipped. Kitchen use, cable TV, great ambiance, on bus route. $150-$200/weekly.

Maggie’s Inn, 324-3291or ivan land@aol.com.

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ADIRONDACKS: 2 comfortable cabins in beautiful valley, peace & privacy, fully equipped, telephone, creative workspace included. 1 1/2 hours from Burlington. $440/wk. Paradox, NY 518-5812514. joenaomi@bluemoo.net.

FERRISBURGH: Quiet, secluded, yet walking distance to full-service resort. Private waterfront, canoe, 2 buildings, sleeps 6. Still avail. for selected weeks in June, August and September. Call for rates. 877-3822.

LAKE MEMPREMAGOG: VT/Canada border. See website www.magogvacation.com for details. Beautiful, modern cottages for rent with private swimming beach/boating. Country atmosphere. Scenic views.

PRIMITIVE, SECLUDED log cabin retreat in the deep forest, 45 min. form Burlington. Hiking, streams, wild creatures, outhouse. $50/night, $250/week.

Call Crow, 660-9706.

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BURLINGTON: 1-bedroom avail.

5/15. Seeking prof./grad. Blocks from Church St., parking ban offstreet parking, W/D. No pets. Cat currently at location. $475/mo. + 1/3 utils + sec. dep. Call 7347254 or tsm4781@gmail.com.

BURLINGTON: 2 female graduate students looking for 1 female roommate for 3-bedroom apt. Off-street parking, garden, walking distance to UVM. $412/mo. Cheap utils. Call Sarah, 802-236-1707.

BURLINGTON: 5/1. Howard St. Nice, quiet neighborhood, private room, common kitchen/ bath. $237.50/mo. + utils. Sec. dep. req. No lease. No large pets.

Mitch or Brooke, 862-2052.

BURLINGTON: Act now! This offer won’t last! Laid-back creative types wanted for funky downtown apt. Musicians, painters, writers, philosophers, freaks, etc. Room avail. 5/1. $395/mo. + dep. 861-2273.

BURLINGTON: Avail. 6/1. 1bedroom in clean, quiet, smokefree three bedroom. Storage, laundry, deck. $435/mo. Heat included. 864-5801.

BURLINGTON: Creative housemate wanted to join our fun abode, starting 6/1. Beautiful 3bedroom on North Prospect. $550/mo. +. Female prof./grad. student preferred. NS/animals.

802-865-9645, aurora@sover.net.

BURLINGTON: Looking for a cool third roommate for 3-bedroom apartment in the Old North End. $335/mo. incl. utils. Laid back? Into movies and music?

30-something? Avail. 5/1. Mike or Tim, 865-2597.

BURLINGTON: Looking for mature grad/young prof. for room in newly remodeled 3bedroo duplex. Near UVM shuttle/downtown, parking, storage, guest room/office. $435/mo.

Avail 4/28. Karen, 999-7414.

BURLINGTON: N/S, F/couple to share sunny, wonderful S. End home. Fireplace, yard, gardens.

Convenient to everything. $475/mo. single, $600/mo. couple. Meg, 865-9698

BURLINGTON: Prof./grad. wantCOLCHESTER: Near village. ed to share nice 2-bedroom in Large bedroom, private bath, awesome neighborhood w/prof.

W/D, hot tub. Should like woman and cat. $350/mo. incl. dogs/cats. NS. Fireplace, parkW/D, perennial and vegetable ing. $200-$400/mo. negotiable. gardens. Close to UVM/downtown Call 879-1664.

1x1-mortgage-022305 1:24 PM Page 1 and Intervale’s gardens/farms, 2/21/05 ESSEX: 1-bedroom, 1-bath, biking, running, skiing and river clean and fresh downstairs apt. access trails. Vegetarian preferred.

Shared parking and W/D. Prof, Avail May/June. 859-0705.

NS female, no-pets. Must like kids/upstairs. $700/mo. + 1/3 utils. 316-1996, leave message.

Free ESSEX: 2 bedrooms avail. in 6Pre-Approval! bedroom house. Horse shoes, Mark R. Chaffee barbecue, 420-friendly, mid-20s, laid-back, queer-friendly. W/D, (802) 658-5599 x11 off-street. $375-$425/mo. Vote for Pedro. 578-0848.

HINESBURG: Housemates. Large BURLINGTON: Reliable roomcountry home, mountainside mate wanted for 2-bedroom apt. view, cable/Internet, lots of on Riverside Ave. $380/mo. + extras. $550/mo. + dep. + 1/4 1/2 utils. Dep. + monthly lease utils. 482-6461. req. Please, no pets, cats already MILTON: 2 people seeking 3rd included. 660-8506. in 5-bedroom house, lots of BURLINGTON: Share beautiful open space inside/out, storage, South End 2-bedroom, 2-bath woodstove, parking. 2-miles condo. Very quiet, near Oakledge from Husky. Mins. from Park, lake, bike path. Fireplace, Burlington. Gardens, cathedral ceilings, screened perennial/vegetable. Kitchen patio, pool, etc. Move in w/everything, W/D. $375/mo. + May/June. Seeking compatible utils. 893-2888. and stable, retiree or other RICHMOND: Seeking houseinterested in sharing some meals mate(s) for private 4-bedroom and daily routines. Sense of home. Big yard, garden, lots of humor, interest in spiritual matwoods. Single parent ideal. NS. ters a + ! $400/mo. incl. utils.

Close to highway. Price nego802-864-3103. tiable. 434-2062.

COLCHESTER: 2-rooms avail. in SHELBURNE: Very large, cheerapt. on Colchester Ave. Off-street ful, sunny room avail. in large parking, close to UVM/FAHC. On house. Two twin beds/sofa/comCCTA busline. NS/pets. Females puter desk. Fireplace, garden, only, mature young prof./grad. sundeck and 1/2-bath. Cable student. Please call 802-318avail. laundry room. $400/mo.

5800. $330/mo. + utils. Avail.

355-3004. immediately. 233-8926.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Avail.

COLCHESTER: Looking for 6/1. Extra large bedroom in 3female roommate to live in furstory townhouse. Pool, tennis nished (except bedroom) 2-bedcourts, walking path. Seeking NS room apt. NS/pets. $425/mo + woman for mature, easygoing utils. Near Fort Ethan Allen. household. $400/mo. + utils. + Close to downtown Burlington. cable. 863-9592, please call Avail 6/1. 343-2279. between 6:30-8 p.m.

COLCHESTER: Mallett’s Bay, SOUTH BURLINGTON: Friendly quiet neighborhood next to the woman seeks female to assist lake, looking for a responsible, with some meals, errands and considerate single female houseshopping in exchange for sharing mate. No pets. Full basement her home. Call HomeShare with large furnished room (can Vermont, 802-863-0274 or visit be unfurnished if needed), with www.HomeShareVermont.org. EHO appliances, access to laundry, kitchen, art room, tool shop.

Lots of storage. Private bathroom and parking. $600/mo. incl. utils. Avail. 5/1. Jack,865-9257.

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SOUTH BURLINGTON: Individuals, male and female, 3565, sought to live long-term in elegant 4-bedroom Spear St. home to share meals, experiences and life. 3-acres plus majestic Adirondack and lake views.

Gardening, workshop. 802-8643330 or rick@rickhubbard.org.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Looking for a responsible housemate to share home off Shelburne Rd. W/D, pool, hot tub, storage, parking, yard. Avail. immediately. $475/mo. + utils. 865-9627.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: NS prof. female to share Summer Woods townhouse. Large bedroom/private space. Cable, fireplace, W/D, deck. $525/mo. + utils + dep. No pets. 863-1219.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Unfurnished private room and bath. Country setting, Spear Street. Five minutes from Burlington. NS/dogs. $550/mo. + utils. Avail. 6/1. 802-862-6732.

SOUTH BURLINGTON: Woman looking for another woman to share home. Great location, bike path, big back yard, W/D, parking. No cigs/cats. $450/mo. + 1/2 utils. 863-6215.

WILLISTON: 27-year-old female seeks professional/grad student to share 2-bedroom condo. $625/mo. incl. W/D, cable/Internet, phone, heat, electric. Jamie, 878-2320.

WINOOSKI: M/F wanted to share 2nd-floor apt. NS/pets, off-street parking, small back yard. $490/mo. incl. power, local phone, cable TV, DSL. Heat/hot water split 50/50.

Avail. 5/1. Call 802-324-5847.

WINOOSKI: Quiet, furnished house in Hill section on deadend street, W/D, off-street parking, D/W, yard. NS/pets.

Grad/prof. $530/mo. + 1/2 heat.

Avail. 5/1. 802-999-1173.

WINOOSKI: Share large fullyfurnished house. All utils. incl.

2.5 baths, laundry, parking, garbage/snow removal, large yard, safe neighborhood, basic cable TV. Close to SMC/UVM/IBM/FAHC/Champlain College. On busline. No pets. $625/mo. + deposit. One room avail. now, 3 rooms avail. 8/28.

863-9612.

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the love counselor Dear Lola, When my partner “Muffy” and I were first together, she used to sing me these little songs in baby talk. I didn’t object. In the throes of early romance, I found it endearing. Besides, playing along was a sure-fire way to get into Muffy’s bed. Six years later, we’re civil-unioned, with full-time jobs, a mortgage and a real baby on the way. Those cutesy ditties have gotten old. How can I get Muffy to put a muzzle on it without hurting her feelings?

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HANDSOME, POISED, FIT, TRIM, VERY young 51, educated, energetic, fun-loving, charming, romantic, passionate lover.

Seeks extraordinary woman, 30-50 YO, fit, optimistic, funny, fun-loving, travel, dance, music, life, romance. Someone who loves partying in high heels but also sitting beside waterfalls. 7197

I’M A PICKER, I’M A GRINNER AND I’M a lover and I’m a sinner, seeking an active, attractive, fun to be with F, 26-39 YO for summer fun indoors and out. Take a chance, you won’t be disappointed. 7101

SIMPLE 40 YO WM, 5’11, 160 LBS. Looking to share time with F. I love romance, campfires and just time to talk and cuddle and... country music. If this interests you, please leave a time and a way to contact you. 7192

WM SEEKING AF TO PHYSICALLY AND mentally control him. Could be LTR if a match. 7095

S, 21 YO M FIREFIGHTER SEEKS TO kindle a flame of friendship and possible love. I’m seeking an honest, outgoing, fun partner, age 20-25. Me: brown hair, brown eyes, gentle giant enjoys trying new things and is open-minded. 7191 LOOKING FOR LIFE, NOT JUST A MOMENT to share romance, nature, some parties, not many. Hiking, fitness, mellow, calm, sometimes hyper-jokster, 420, laughter.

Don’t need heart break. Looking for life mate, 18-26 YO. Honesty a must. 7178 SHARE SOME SUMMER FUN? DWM, 47 YO, fit, active, responsible. ISO kindred spirit to share/enjoy more of life.

Outdoorsy, adventuresome, easygoing, open-minded, sincere. Dad, sailor, skier, skater, gardener, paddler, craftsman. 420 OK. Fun first, possible LTR. 7175 ALIEN SEEKS EARTH WOMAN: I’M 5’9, 155 YO, mid-aged Earth years. I miss peace, love and kindness. Music, books, children and nature concern me. Perhaps my world is similar to yours. Let us share our core values and travel together. 7171 LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO BE ALONE. SWM, 43 YO. I enjoy long walks, hikes, camping, boating, picnics, movies, candlelight dinners, music. I’m very honest, respectful, affectionate, love to cuddle. Looking for someone w/similar interests. Kids OK. 7167 SKI, SNOWSHOE, HIKE W/HONEST, FIT, humorous, intelligent, financially secure SPM. Seeking adventurous, active, funloving SF, 35-45 YO to share meaningful conversation, fine wine, traveling, dining out and home-cooked meals w/romantic, confident animal-lover. Friendship first, possible LTR. 7165 25 YO SWM, NS, FUNNY, CARING, charming, outgoing, honest. Looking for a flirty type of lady, 19-33 YO, who is honest, does not smoke. For dancing, dinner and fun. 7132 FUN-LOVING DAD OF TWO, LOOKING FOR someone to share fun times and LTR. I am well-educated and financially stable. 7123 DO YOU LOVE ANIMALS AND LIVE FOR sunsets, walks in the woods, paddling by moonlight and gardening? SWM, 40 YO ISO partner to share life’s simple pleasures. Let’s put our kayaks in the stream and follow the currents. 7110

SWM, 25 YO, AVERAGE, SEEKING ONEnight stand or fling, if fun. No one married! Your place or dorm. No strings. 7100

POET: BORN 7-7-77, ND, LOOK LIKE young Macgyver. I like to sing, write, listen to music, watch movies, cuddle and much more. Not into head games. You: 18-35 YO, laid-back, compassionate, understanding.

Friendship and possible LTR. 7090 FIT, ATTRACTIVE M LOOKING FOR AFTERnoon exercise partners. Montpelier area.

45 YO MAWM. 7087 SWM, 53 YO, 210 LBS., GOOD COOK, seeking SWF to live w/me. I live alone, like to work in the garden. Looking for a woman who is 110-180 lbs. I don’t drink but I do smoke. All calls will be answered. 7084 COME AND LOVE THIS THUG! THAT’S A sweetheart SM, 23 YO, enjoys music, movies, chillin’, 420-friendly. ISO 18-25 YO, no kids, no games, no extra cushion.

Looking for real LTR. If you can handle, holla. 7083 SWM, 56, 5’9”, 155 LBS. OWN HOME, Rutland, physically attractive, simple Christian lifestyle. ISO SWF, 43-55, romantic relationship, dating or possible LTR, cuddling, affection, similar interests. 7046 51 YO DWM INTO CYCLING, CINEMA, photo, poli, jazz, theater, reading. Seeks poli progressive, easygoing F for fun and possible LTR. Am I looking for purple hair or aging hippie? I’m not sure. 7038 BLOSSOM WITH ME! REFLECTIVE, ATHLETic, gentle and wise 50 YO SWM seeks slender, compassionate NS, SWF, 41-48 YO w/a penchant for animals, gardening, pillow talk, country jaunts and the wonder of words. 7037 PASSIONATE AND ADVENTUROUS Bohemian, mid-30s. Intelligent, attractive, athletic, sensual, spirited, outgoing, honest. Love laughing, nature, culture, travel, conversation, exploration. Very artistic, paint, write, film, build, garden, cook. ISO F friends, LTR w/right woman.

Do you want to play? 7017 HARLEY RIDER LOOKING FOR A F PASSENger. If you like the feeling of wind in your hair, loud pipes and good vibes, give me a call. You have to weigh less than my scooter. 7010 IS THERE LIFE OUT THERE? IF THERE is, it’s a virgin lady, 21-42 YO for this reverend/cleric. He is ISO a LTR preaching the gospel together w/you. 7008 SEARCHING FOR A HEART. DWM, 5’9”, 150 lbs., 40-looking, appealing, openminded, sensitive, adventurous and fun to be with. Love to travel and outdoor activities. Looking for someone to share life with. 7007

SINGLE, HANDSOME M, 26, SEEKING TEMporary marriage w/SF for business purpose.

Housing and compensation will be provided. Serious respondents, please. 6924 LOOKING FOR A COUNTRY GIRL WHO IS a real woman inside. Strong, tall, fit, healthy. A woman who has her act together, knows what she wants in a M, for herself and from life. Have or love kids, 30-45 YO. 6906 SWM, 26 YO, NEW TO AREA, LOOKING for a companion that hikes, bikes, travels, free-spirited, 420-friendly, down-to-earth, pit sniffer, cuddling, warm body, funny, under 5’7, into eating healthy food, down right cool to hang out with! 6849 40 YO SEEKING SOMEONE FOR LTR. I enjoy walking, working out, swimming, movies and just talking and cuddling.

Looking for 25-40 YO. You never know, so what have you got to lose? 6836 WANTED: WOMEN ISO COMPLETE SATISfaction. Picture this: hotel suite w/hot tub, erotic massage, wine, 420 OK. Spend a few hours in total relaxation, pleasure, contentment and satisfaction with orally gifted MAWM. No strings. 6823 SM, 31 YO, NS, ARTISTIC, EMPLOYED, computer geek, likes Looney Tunes, sci-fi, anime, off-beat films, photography, painting, progressive politics, seeks similar for artistic and other endeavors. 6818 BELIEVE: DWM, 50 YO, TALL, GOODlooking, athletic, genuine, traditional values, financially secure, love outdoors, dining, movies, water, anything fun. Seek attractive, proportionate, sincere and affectionate F, 42-52 YO. Ready for possible LTR. 6817 SWM, 56 YO, LOOKING FOR SOMEONE to enjoy life with. I like the outdoors, being happy. Also a 50/50 relationship and honesty a must. I consider myself a hard worker. 6810 WMP ARTIST WHO ADMIRES THE BEAUTY of the female form seeking women to pose for 1-hour professional drawing. No strings, confidential, art school graduate. Friendly and easygoing NS ND. Call me. My blank canvas awaits. 6768 HOWDY! 45 YO SWM, JUST AN ORDINARY, average guy. Tired of winter and want to spend summer w/a nice woman. I am a social drinker/smoker, way 420-friendly.

Love the Grateful Dead/Samples. Into outdoor fun, hiking, biking, water-skiing. 6760 BIG DADDY LOOKING FOR A YOUNG woman w/a wild side, wanting more 420 adventures, great sex and fun. 30s. 6751 LET’S GO TO FLORIDA! COMPANY TRANSferring me to Florida. Just enough time to get to know each other before I move, 3 months. Me: late 50s, PWM, looking for someone to have fun in the sun with. All calls answered. 6730 REAL MAN SEEKING REAL WOMAN. ANY around? I am attractive, adventurous, athletic, well-built, open, available, enjoy new adventures, working out, local travel, a good bottle of wine, romance, intimacy.

Seeking similar, open, adventuresome F, between Montpelier and St. J. 6728

I AGREE W/HENRY JAMES’ THREE IMPORtant things. I am a valiant vendor of clouds, 6’, 190 lbs. ISO an exquisite collector of stones to be best friends. Baggage cool. B.S. not, unless it’s good. 6726 THERE WAS A 47 YO LAD FROM THE hills. Who was looking for soulmate and thrills. If you’re blonde, well that’s great and about average weight, then the void in my heart your love fills. (More love limericks await you.) 6725 ATTRACTIVE, SWM, 45 YO, 6’3”, SEEKS an attractive, top-heavy lady for dating and a possible relationship. Race unimportant. Call today! Life is too short to procrastinate. 6722 SWM, 33 YO, 5’7”, MAYBE 5’8” W/MY boots on. Brown hair, blue eyes, 175 lbs, in shape, self-employed, outgoing, energetic, never married, no kids, honest, sense of humor, part gentleman, part redneck, part teenager! 6538

60 + LONESOME: THERE WAS A LADY FROM the Midwest who laid her husband to rest, so then she moved east and so she is seeking a gentleman to meet. 7001 1940 MODEL COUPE: BRIGHT AND SHINY, white, good chassis, low mileage, doesn’t smoke, original parts. Looking for a good owner to take me out on the town or just park at home. 6992

women > women HI! ARE YOU LOOKING FOR ADVENTURE, lots of laughs and romance? Summer’s coming, let’s grab it by the horns together and see where it takes us! I’m downto-earth, love animals, kids and good times. 7184 F LOOKING FOR F IN BARRE. MOTHER of two girls. 7013

GONE FISHING. GWM, 51 YO, 175 LBS. Owns home in St. Albans area. Seeks masculine GWM to enjoy fishing, sunsets, dinner and friendship. Sex relationship not required, just be masculine, honest, ND, NA. 7088 SWPGM. ATTRACTIVE, 5’9”, 160 LBS., brown/blue, sexy, hairy chest. ISO guys, studs and young guys are a +. Burlington area is nice, but will travel. 42 YO. 7082 DO I HAVE TO WEAR A SIGN? BIWM college student, 20 YO, 6’2”, 200 lbs., red hair, cute, very fun, seeks BI or BICU M for casual dating, possible LTR. Seeking cute, masculine, A&F/jock, 18-22 YO, D/D-free, NS. 7035 ARE YOU GAY AND FEELING IN AND OUT of the Lurch? Like Lurch from the Addams Family, no love ‘cause you’re G and a little bit different. I myself think Lurch is great, but when you’re G and out of the lurch, that’s not so great. So let’s try relating back on the plane of lcd’s (least common denominators) of interest. You, me and that first romantic dinner for two, Lurch from the Addams Family-style (full of life and the things that matter).

Let’s make being G something to be proud of, not to be put down and out of touch with. Cheers, my newfound friend and friendship! 6942 SWM, 34 YO, 5’10, 170 LBS, BI, VERSAtile, bottom. ISO cute, horny, young guys for discreet sexual encounters. 6902 QM ISO BM ONLY. NEED NOT BE ENDOWed, but B. Age unimportant. Must be in Plattsburgh and make me feel good. 6901 BIMA GUY HAVING MID-LIFE CRISIS SEEKS men, all shapes/ages for discreet fun. Me: 48 YO, hairy, horny, masculine. Love to give and receive oral. Will try new things. Spring is here! 6729 FELLOW ODDBALLS WANTED: GWM, 39 YO, 185 lbs. Athletic, in shape, educated, dark sense of humor, w/a kinky side. Seeks in- shape, dominant guys, couples, groups into bondage, foot/body worship. 6723

men > men LOVEABLE LUSH SEEKS SAME. NONVIOlent, mood stable drinker, mid-30s, into guys who can hold their martinis and a decent conversation at the same time.

Between ages 25-55. Bottoms up! 7172 54 YO “DADDY” LOOKING FOR YOUNGER “son,” 18-30 YO who needs occasional spanking and more. I am dominant seeking submissive bottom. Must be slim. 7170 HOW DO YOU MEET THAT GOOD-LOOKING, hairy-chested, 40ish, construction-type guy driving that rugged truck to a private place, south of Burlington? 7169 LOOKING FOR TALL, GAY BAKER. YOU: 51 YO, blonde, 6’2’’, thick, blonde moustache, very masculine. Me: blonde, thickmoustache, outdoor type, very good cook (meat and potato). Let’s talk soon.

Friends? 7112 MY PLACE, NO STRINGS, JUST FOR FUN. Me: in shape, 45 YO, versatile, hung, nice butt. You: sexually aggressive. 7098

They say that diamonds are a girl’s best friend. Well, here at HSCC they call me a ‘Diamond in the Ruff’ and I’m ready to be your best friend. My name is Rusty and I am a handsome 2-year-old neutered male Rhodesian Ridgeback/ Husky mix. I was a stray before coming to HSCC. Can you believe it? A beautiful and regal guy like myself. I tend to be very interested in my surroundings–sometimes more so than in people–and can seem aloof. But, if you spend some time getting to know me, I will warm up and enjoy affection. I am likely to be a pretty easygoing, self reliant dog. I would enjoy being your companion, especially if you wanted to take the time to get to know the real me. Because I was a stray and don’t have prior history, I am looking for a home with adults only or with kids 15 and up. I enjoy the company of other dogs too! So let’s say you and I work together so I can really shine! Visit me at HSCC, Tuesday through Friday from 1 pm to 6 pm and Saturday from 10 am to 4 pm at 142 Kindness Court, South Burlington. 862-0135.

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BI CURIOUS M LOOKING FOR F OR TV TO be their slave. Make me your one-night stand. Let’s make a movie at your place so we can watch later. All calls answered.

7181 BICD, 140 LBS., 5’10”, AWESOME LEGS. Adores giving oral, some kink, too.

Shapely, hung/hot, w/sexy, extensive wardrobe. Seeking steady, healthy playmates, photographer. 7166 BIWM LOOKING FOR GOOD BUDDY. NS, D/D-free, neat, clean. No commitments.

Just looking for good friends and good sex buddies. Serious inquiries only. If you call, have the stamina and be ready for fun. 7124

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>> PLACE ONE FOR FREE 49 YO, PMAM, GREAT SHAPE, TALL, LEAN, newcomer. Seeks good-looking, D/D-free newcomer for very discreet summer fun!

7116 BI-CURIOUS M LOOKING FOR CU IN Burlington area for hot threesomes. Maybe summer fling. Age 35-50. Me: 44 YO, a little overweight, not bad, good-looking. No heavies, please. Eager to please. 7089 38 YO BIMCD. SMOOTH-SKINNED, HEALthy, in shape, ready for some spring fun.

Seeking close, intimate encounter w/SM or dominant CU. 7085 BIM, CLEAN, SAFE, DISCREET, ISO MEN who would like to use. S&M, B&D, photos. One or more is OK. I’m 5’5, 135 lbs.

Interested, call and leave number. 7080 LOOKING FOR BIM AND BIF IN THE Montpelier area that want some hot fun.

Love oral, giving and receiving. Must be discreet. Ready and hung. See you soon.

6916 COMPLETE RECEPTIVE SERVICING OFFERed, especially to BIM and experimenting straights. Friendship, intimacy if desired.

Southern Addison County. 6852

just friends DWJF, 3 OLDER KIDS ISO SM WHO enjoys animals, white Zinfandel, and music. Needs to get out in the nice weather and have a good laugh. 7193 S FATHER OF A 16-YEAR-OLD SON looking for a S mom in the same situation for talks and strategy sessions on how to deal or cope w/the teenager revolution(s). 6833 WANT TO SOCIALIZE MY 4-MONTH-OLD puppy (Shih Tzu/Yorkie) to enjoy playing w/other doggies. Looking for a small, shy dog for her to have play dates with.

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SEXY WOMAN LOOKING FOR SEXY MEN, 32-40 YO to have fun. Must be outgoing and a lot of fun! Let’s talk! 7096 BIF LOOKING FOR F TO HAVE FUN with. Husband enjoys watching. Please, only serious respond. 6815

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SWM SEEKS NAUGHTY F WITH NICE BUTT for much needed spanking. Must be under 40 YO and please, no heavies. I am clean and safe and won’t actually hurt you. Let’s have some fun. Open to other ideas. 7187 35 YO SUBMISSIVE SWM SEEKS F OR CU for BDSM play. Willing to try new things. Hope to hear from you. 7179 VERY GENEROUS ELDER M SEEKING FBICU to explore physical therapy and adventure. Gentleman in the true sense of the word. I am looking to explore options as a fit, intelligent and caring person.

7128 INTENSE, NO-STRINGS-ATTACHED SEXUAL pleasure available from clean, sane, attractive, uninhibited, versatile 40s M. CU and F only. Age not important. Must be clean, D/D-free. MA ladies a +. 7094 33 YO SUGAR DADDY SEEKING NEEDY, slim SF, under 40 YO, Asian a +. I am 6’2”, 195 lbs., brown/hazel, thickly hung SPM looking to expand my horizons, travel and have a great time! 6994 40 YO MAWM WOULD LIKE TO MEET AN older woman for friendship, conversation, leading to possibility of mutual pleasures.

Me: attractive, fit, endowed, imaginative.

You: 45-55 YO, under 150 lbs., adventurous, open-minded, safe, clean, discreet.

6991 ALL YOU WOMEN INTERESTED IN GUILTfree sex, call me. 20-50 YO, must be discreet and disease-free. 6915

WM, SENSUAL, ATTRACTIVE, FIT. NS/ND. ISO sexually evolved F for daytime play.

Please be fit and in harmony w/your passionate side. Embrace your desires w/me.

6907 LET ME BE YOUR SLAVE! S, 29 YO M, cute, fun. Seeking F for role play, discipline, dress me up in kinky outfits, panties, dresses, stockings, etc. If you want something different, then you know what to do! 6827 DOMINANT M, LATE 30S, IN GREAT SHAPE, handsome, clean, well-endowed, seeks submissive F. You are in good shape and very oral. Open to swinging, possibly. 6767

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TALL, BLUE EYES, OK-LOOKING, GENERous, sugar daddy, MAWM, seeks attractive WF for sailing, skiing, trips to Montréal and. . . Come on, you know. Let’s share some fun and romance. 6731

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4/15, ARCHIBALD JOGGER: SAW YOU at the top of Archibald along the cemetery. You shot me the most beautiful smile while jogging past me in my driveway. We’ve both said, “hi.” How about a conversation? 7206 YOU SEE ME HIGH UP ON THE MOUNTAIN, in desolation, in solitude. I walk through the sun. I am sunlight myself. In beauty, I shall walk. In beauty, you shall be my picture. In beauty, you shall be my song.

7205 I SPY THE SEXIEST, TATTOOED M IN TOWN. Hearts in my eyes only for you. Love my D. Birdie, Juicy. 7203 SHOE SHOP, BEN & JERRY’S, THEN Brooks. You: Carrying Old Navy bag. Me: on a big scooter. Sunday, 4/17. Would you like to go out sometime? 7201 4/14, TO THE THREE GUYS IN THE WHITE Acura on the Winooski bridge. We were stuck in traffic going opposite directions.

I was feeling pretty down that day, Thanks for the ‘attention’. I couldn’t help but smile. 7200 IF YOU ARE CURIOUSLY 50, GIVE ME A wink. Would like to talk more, please be in touch. I am intelligent and inquisitive and enjoy being outside the box. 7196

THE SEXIEST MOTHER FOCKER IN BURlington. You: green or blue eyes (depending on the clothes you’re wearing), tendency to stumble/fall, witty and sarcastic and the greatest friend anyone could have. Me: the luckiest nugget ever.

LIZZY, I MISS YOU. “YOU’RE LIKE THE antidote that gets me by.” Well, you know the rest. I will always be here for you.

Love, fatfish. 7130 BEAUTIFUL GIRL AT RED SQUARE: WEDnesday night, named Erin, from Vergennes. Your personality is as stunning as your looks! I had a black hat on. I’d love to talk more, maybe dinner? 7129 I SPY FRANCIS AT TOPNOTCH. YOU MAKE me very hot. I hope to be alone with you shortly. You know who I am. Think hard.

7127 NECTAR’S PROJECT/OBJECT. YOU: LONG, dark hair, singing the lyrics to every Zappa song. Me: long, dark hair and mustache, sitting on my chair back, against the wall. You were w/the bearded blond guy, but are you with him? 7126 LINCOLN CENTER, 4/8 AT 7 P.M. YOU: slender brunette, jeans, black jacket, shoulder bag. Me: guy in green Subie w/mountain bike on back. We smiled big smiles. Sorry I didn’t have time to stop.

I’d love to see your smile again. 7122 I SPY A FUZZY LITTLE GUY LOOKING OUT the window and waving good-bye. Hey- you know who I mean. Pat him on the head and hear him squeak when you read this. 7121 HANNAFORD, ESSEX JUNCTION, LATE Sunday afternoon, 4/3. You: F, tall, red hair, green fleece, jeans, eating healthy.

Me: behind you in check-out. Tall, brown hair, jeans, blue sweatshirt. Too shy to say anything. Interested? 7120 PEPPERMINT PADDIES: YOU’VE MADE ME smile for the past nine Tuesdays. Now it’s my turn. I promise I won’t whisper German in your ear. Only problem is, the other time I saw you outside of class you were with your...? 7119 MATTHEW W/RED DREADLOCKS: I haven’t seen you around for awhile. I saw you at Jedi Mind Tricks; you must be doing some mind tricks of your own because I can’t get you out of my mind.

Find me, Britany. 7117 YOU SAID I LOST SOMETHING 1 YEAR ago. I still can’t find what I’m looking for. With or without you...hint? 7114 BIM, WAILERS SHOW AT HIGHER GROUND. I had a camera and got pictures of the show for you. Was way too nervous/drunk to talk.

I’m very closeted. Get in touch, man. 7113 ERIC: I LIKED PLAYING CHESS WITH YOU at Muddies. We should do it again sometime, Danielle. 7108

ONE-HALF OF SHESLIE LOOKING FOR THE other half. Shannon, if you read this, please contact me. 7195

TOOTS AND MAYTALS, 3/30: I BENT OVER the railing to get your jacket. I wanted to get your number, but had to run at the last minute. I would love to meet you sometime. 7107

I SPY A SPECIAL GIRL WHO WANTS TO get herself arrested. I may not share my shopping list with you, but I hope to share lots more fun - and soon! 7194

I SPY FROM A GREAT DISTANCE TWO upstanding ladies. I miss a great deal.

Em-dawg and J-Roni, I hope you are missing me as much as I you. 7106

I SPY A HOME DEPOT HONEY, 4/19. YOU were looking for shelving and I couldn’t find electrical. I looked for you on my way out, but you vanished. If there’s no handyman in your life, call me. 7190

IT IS YOUR 24TH BIRTHDAY SOON AND there are 24 hours in a day. We’ve shared 6480 hours together and every day you teach me the meaning of kindness, thoughtfulness and happiness. Thank you for being you. 7105

CHRISTINE, YOU OWN AN AUSSIE/COLLIE cross and were in Bristol, 4/18. You admired my Aussie in the back of my Subaru. Care to chat more? 7189 TO THE COOLEST GIRL EVER: I DON’T believe them when they say you have an ugly boat. You are so inspiring, especially in spring. 7188 TOM: COFFEE IN THE MORNING, COFFEE at noontime, coffee all through the day.

You rock! My life would not be the same without you. 7186 SEXY MAMMA: YOU STOLE MY HEART AT first sight. Dinner at the Daily and an awkward kiss I will never forget. If there is but one thing I wish is to let you know how much you mean to me. 7185 TIM, OF COURSE I’M OBSESSED WITH you! “Your” secret admirer. 7182

I SPY A GUY WHO SAYS I ROCK HIS world. Here is for Gusto’s, 3 a.m., my RB & V shaken, not stirred, strawberries and champagne, flowers from afar, black lace for some afternoon delight and someday Ocean City and NYC. 7104 WILLISTON CHIROPRACTORS: WITH A friend from RI. We could hear her back cracking. You both left in a Silver Honda SUV. You asked me if it was my first time on your way out. Talk to me. 7103 HEY, CABBIE: WE TALKED ABOUT WATERship Down, Lost, The Matrix. Wanna play video games sometime? 7099 I SPY A LADY WHO DOESN’T ALWAYS know how to call, show up or be the responsible adult she should be by now.

Bails, I apologize, doing the best I can.

Slowly getting better. 7097

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I SPY A HOTTIE, BACK FROM LONDON w/a beautiful flower in your hair. Keep on cow belling. You rock my socks. 7092 I SPY A HANDSOME TRIPOD W/SEXY LEGS. God, I love that fur you’ve got. Rub me harder, babe. Meet me in front of City Hall, I’ll be wearing a white coat, my doctor love. 7091 I SPY A BEER-SWAPPING FELLOW AT THE check-out line in City Market. Loved the Wollavers Oatmeal Stout. Possibly the best of them all. Care to swap anything else? 7086 4/7, 1:30 P.M. CHIMNEY CORNER STORE: You: the guy w/earrings in both ears. You held the door for this guy. I said “thanks.”

You said “ No problem.” Would like to meet.

7081 I SPY FOR THE SECOND TIME. 3 MISSED chances. 4, 5, 6 glances until we officially met. The poetry has been flowing like rivers to the oceans. My pencil hasn’t stopped moving. A Saturday night muse, a beautiful inspiration. 7079 NEPERAN: LOVE LAUGHTER, LEARNING, keeping the journey fun, letting inner child dance. 7077 3/30, KRS-ONE SHOW: YOU WERE SOLO and drinking Red Stripe while leaning against the bar. I sat on the floor across from you and we caught eyes several times throughout the evening. You intrigue me. Is it mutual? 7036 KRISTEN AT THE SKI RACK: I BOUGHT A pair of Montrail’s and YakTrac’s from you over the past couple of weeks. We talked about running a bit. I am wondering if you feel like taking down a 10 K sometime? 7029 KATE: I SPY YOU MORE AND MORE! Encounters w/you warm me like a river stone on an August day. Stress-soothing tea and good conversation sometime? 7026 JES, IT’S ABOUT TIME YOU WERE SPIED! I’m missing interrupting your work and our “working lunches” during my recuperation. Margaritas and a pint or two soon?

7025 I SPY A DREAMER WALKING TO COSMIC love embodied. A beautiful mountain amidst the landscape of universal truth. I see you, divine Taurian one, and my soul is eternally grateful. 7020 HEY, MELISSA! PHILIP HAS A THANK-YOU gift for letting Monty help him train Eddie, Waterfront dog park, Sunday 4/3. 7011 3/31, 11 A.M., CITGO EAST OF IBM. You: adorable woman, dark jeans, long, brown, shoulder-length hair leaving in small SUV. Me: short hair, red flannel, getting out of small blue/black car. We waved.

I should have introduced myself. 6997 THIS JACKIE 0 SPIES A RUGGED INDIVIDualistic JFK w/whom she would like to share many historically nostalgic moments.

Let us embark on the most documentbased relationship in all of U.S. history!

Who’s your favorite president? 6941 JULES: FROM A FELLOW CORSET-LOVER, thank you for the compliment at the end of erotica night, sorry yours melted. Hope we see you 4/22. 6936 WE TALK EVERY MORNING AND EVERY night. I love you and hope you feel the same way. Muddy Waters, Glori Nori and Starbucks. 6934 YOU: BEAUTIFUL, SLIM, BLONDE W/GORgeous striped figure-hugging skirt in Bangkok Bistro, 3/19, 9 p.m. Smiled at me in my red jacket as I looked over the screen to your table. Want to meet for coffee? 6933 I SPY MY FAVORITE SHADE OF BLUE, right next to the red and the white at the Table. 6923

LOOKING ACROSS NUMBERS, SHE DOESN’T understand. I spy a dark, voluptuous beauty w/round hips and stiletto wit. Wish you could be my secretary, if only in my dreams.

You are not a doll, though you are pictureperfect. 6918 TOOTS AND MAYTALS, 3/30: WE DANCED feverishly left front. I asked you if you were hot. Diamond nose stud, long skirt, white top. You left before the end, hope I didn’t offend. Would love to meet you sometime. 6914 YOU MAKE ME CRAZY. EVERYTHING WE do and say to each other runs over and over in my mind, leaving me smiling, yet sad. I long for you. Accept me and let me spoil you like a good turkey should. 6911 I SPY PINK STILETTOS IN A BLACK VEU. God, I love you. I can’t wait to dance w/you again. P.S. Dinner was great. 6909 AT LAST, 3/23, I SAW YOU FOR THE first time. Thank you for the hug when I really needed one. I hope to see you again on a better day. Keep coming back.

Same place, same time. 6903 SUGAR SNAPS, YOU: CO-OWNER W/A nice smile and awesome attitude, who served me the best mashed potatoes ever.

I know you work through the week; what do you do for fun on the weekend? Maybe I could cook for you. 6766 SPIDERMAN: THE ONE-LEGGED LONG John. The Hickie will always be remembered, there’s always a first! The web you weave is fake, you kill everything you touch. You’re not a hero, you’re a zero.

Hickiechick. 6721

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Lund Family Center seeks a motivated, flexible, and dynamic individual with a passion for working with children and families for the following full-time position.

Community Support Clinician:

Case Manager Candidates will work with

Full-time position available to support persons with psychiatric disabilities in Chittenden County. Work as part of a multidisciplinary team providing creative problem solving, advocacy, resource development, case management, counseling and crisis support. Direct services to clients, families and the community. BA or Master’s degree in human services field and experience with persons with serious and persistent mental disorders preferred. Please submit resumé to:

women whose lives have been impacted by substance use and their families. Applicants will need a minimum of direct experience with substanceusing populations or knowledge of the field and willingness to work toward certification. Please submit cover letters and resumé to:

Terrence Hayden LICSW 300 Flynn Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

EOE/TTY.

The Baird Center for Children and Families

A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services

BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to join our team of professionals. Interventionists will assist in developing therapeutic, mentoring relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral challenges.

This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Position is full-time, year-round starting immediately. The annual salary is $25,506 plus full benefits. B.A. Required.

Joanne St. John Program Coordinator – Cornerstone 76 Glen Road, Burlington, VT 05401 Fax: 802-864-1619

NO PHONE CALLS, PLEASE.

ARCHITECT AND/OR PROJECT MANAGER Design-oriented Architectural Firm (staff of 20+) is looking for an energetic person with 3-5 years experience or more to join our team in Montpelier, Vermont. We work on a wide variety of projects — banks, schools, libraries, and residential. CAD experience a benefit, but not a requirement — we use Microstation.

Responsibilities will be commensurate with experience.

Forward your resumé and photocopies of samples of your capabilities and interests to:

Submit your resumé and three references to:

Lindsay Gerdeman The Baird Center 1138 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 EOE/TTY * Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

BLACK RIVER DESIGN, ARCHITECTS 73 Main Street, Room #9 Montpelier, VT 05602 email guyt@blackriverdesign.com

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Part-time After-School Assistant For YMCA after-school program in Jericho, Ferrisburgh and Hinesburg, 15-20 hours/week.

Must have experience with school-age children.

Y membership and training opportunities. Call Julie at 862-9622.

Lifeguards and Swim Instructors Responsible, mature, outgoing individuals needed for lifeguard and swim instructor positions at the YMCA. Contact Tad Hoehl, 862-9622 x143, or phoehl@gbymca.org.

Childcare Assistants Needed for part-time summer positions at YMCA childcare centers. Flexible hours. Must be 18 or older. Experience with young children preferred. Contact Anne, 656-8687 or apowell@emba.uvm.edu.

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What does it take to make an impact at a Fortune 500 Corporation? At Grainger, the leading maintenance, repair and operating supply company in the world, it takes a desire to learn and the ability to close the sale.

CUSTOMER SERVICE ASSOCIATES Full- and part-time.

Working at our Burlington location you’ll find that your enthusiasm for life and your work are the skills you need to find solutions for our customers. Over the counter, on the phone or in our state-of-the-art warehouse, you’ll play an integral role in making sure all our customers’ needs are met.

To qualify, you must have successful experience in a customer service role. A high school diploma and computer skills are required. Retail merchandising experience or industrial supplies product knowledge a plus.

Grainger offers a competitive salary and benefits package and an excellent profit sharing program. Please apply in person at Grainger, 20 Gregory Drive, South Burlington, VT. fax: 802-658-2560. Visit us at www.grainger.com. No phone calls, please! EOE.

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ADMINISTRATIVE POSITIONS SOUTH BURLINGTON S.D. South Burlington High School SVD6140 Asst. Principal – Full Year

ADDISON CENTRAL S.U. SVD5995 Co-Dir. of Special Svcs.

FRANKLIN CENTRAL S.U. Fairfield Center School SVD5993 After School Prog. Site Ldr. B.F.A. St. Albans SVD5336 Principal (9-12)

CHITTENDEN EAST S.U. Camels Hump Middle School SVD6217 Interim M.S. Principal

TEACHING & STAFF POSITIONS BURLINGTON PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD6230 Asst. Info. System Spec./Network Admin.

SVD5725 English as a Second Lang.

SVD5701 Strings Music Tchr.

Burlington High School SVD6130 Hockey, Soccer, X-Country coaches (3) SVD6198 School Nurse SVD5702 Science Tchrs. (2) H.O. Wheeler SVD5726 Elementary Tchr. (Gr. 3) C P Smith Elementary SVD6231 1.0 FTE SPED Tchr.

Edmunds Elementary SVD6131 ESL LT Sub. Edmunds Middle School SVD6113 Custodian – 2nd shift SVD5999 Health Asst. Para.

SVD5924 LT Sub. French Gr. 6/7/8 SVD5925 LT Sub. Math/Science Gr. 7/8 SVD5923 LT Sub. Science Gr. 7/8 SVD5774 Student Assist Prog. Couns.

Lawrence Barnes SVD5697 Elem Tchrs. (Gr. 1 & 2) SVD6232 LT Sub. for P.E.

SOUTH BURLINGTON S.D. SVD6043 .5 FTE – Preschool/EEE Tchr.

SVD6039 Admin Asst. for St. Supp. Svcs.

SVD5945 School Psychologist South Burlington High School SVD6259 .80 FTE 6-12 Instr. Music Tchr.

SVD5766 Para. – Level III F H Tuttle Middle School SVD5944 Para. – Level III SVD5943 Salad Bar Prep.

Chamberlin School SVD6258 .70 FTE – 1 Yr. – School Nurse SVD5942 School’s Out Counselor (3) SVD5948 Special Educator

ADDISON CENTRAL S.U. Middlebury Union Middle School SVD6170 SPED Tchr.

Bridport Elementary School SVD6125 Guidance Counselor SVD5959 Library/Media Spec. (.4 FTE) Salisbury Community School SVD5982 Music Tchr.

Weybridge Elementary School SVD6022 .6 FTE Learning Spec.

ADDISON NORTHEAST S.U. Beeman Elementary School SVD6189 Elementary Tchr.

Mt. Abraham Union High School SVD6195 English (9-12) Antic.

SVD6194 Fam/Consumer Science Tchr. (1 Yr) SVD6191 Personalized Learning Tchr.

SVD6193 Special Educator Bristol Elementary School SVD6190 .80 Phys. Ed./Health Ed. Lincoln Community School SVD6298 .30 School Nurse/Health Ed. Robinson Elementary SVD6196 .40 Instr. Music

FRANKLIN CENTRAL S.U. SVD5998 Indiv. Student Para.

SVD5795 Preschool Tchr.

SVD5494 SLP Paraprofessionals SVD5705 Speech & Lang. Therapist Fairfield Center School SVD5418 Speech/Lang. Path. 05/06 SY St. Albans City School SVD5983 Phys. Ed. Tchr. LTS (Antic.)

St. Albans Town School SVD5796 Remedial Tchr. (LT Sub. 8/05 – 10/05) SVD5808 School Nurse (.6 FTE)

FRANKLIN WEST S.U. Bellows Free Academy Fairfax SVD5809 Antic. .67 HS Fam. Cons. Science 05/06 SVD6261 Antic. Behavior Spec. -SPED SVD5895 HS Para. Professional SVD6257 MS Lang. Arts SVD5842 SPED LT Sub. Georgia Elem-Middle School SVD6178 .58FTE LT Comp. Ed. Sub.

BARRE S.U. Barre Town Middle and Elementary SVD6056 Grade 3 Tchr.

SVD6057 Grade 4 Tchr. (3) SVD6058 Grade 7 Math Tchr. (.50 FTE) SVD6109 Grade 7 World Geo. Tchr.

SVD6215 Licensed SPEDs, 2 Antic.

SVD6159 English Lang. Arts Curr. Spec. (K-8) Spaulding HS & Barre Tech. Ctr. Campus SVD5671 Math Tchr.

SPRINGFIELD SCHOOL DISTRICT SVD5538 Speech/Lang. Path.

Springfield High School SVD6181 English Tchr. (2) SVD5710 Science Tchr.

River Valley Technical Center SVD6171 Culinary Arts Instr.

SVD6172 Culinary Arts Instr. (Temp.)

CHITTENDEN EAST S.U. Camels Hump Middle School SVD6026 Antic. Grade 5/6 Reading Tchr.

SVD6028 Antic. Grade 7/8 Math/Science Tchr.

SVD6025 Antic. Grade 7/8 Reading Tchr.

SVD6029 Antic. Lang. Arts/Soc. Studies Tchr.

Jericho Elementary School SVD5690 Evening Custodian SVD5848 SPED Tchr.

Mt. Mansfield Union High School SVD6133 40% Science Tchr. – 60% Team Facil.

SVD5887 Custodian – 2nd Shift SVD5847 English Tchr.

SVD6013 School Nurse Richmond Elementary School SVD5746 Elem. Instr. Asst.

Underhill Central Elementary SVD5687 .6 FTE Elem. Reading/Math Res. SVD5688 Kindergarten Tchr.

SVD6129 Antic. Speech/Lang. Path.

SVD6116 LT Sub. Elem. Guid. Couns. 80%

CHITTENDEN CENTRAL S.U. SVD6222 Grade K-3 Tchr. (2) SVD6221 Preschool Tchr. (2) Essex High School SVD5684 Latin Tchr. – Antic.

SVD5851 Microcomputer Spec.

Albert D. Lawton Intermed. School SVD6223 Math Tchr.

Summit Street Elem. School SVD6228 School Counselor Center for Technology, Essex SVD6226 Pre-Tech. Tchr.

CHITTENDEN SOUTH S.U. Williston School District SVD5915 Elem. Tchr. – Gr. 1 & 2 (0.50 FTE) SVD5883 SPED Para.

Hinesburg Community School SVD6241 .25 FTE LT Sub. 7th & 8th Gr. Math Charlotte Central School SVD6279 Behavior Specialist SVD6242 First Grade SVD6245 Intermediate – permanent SVD6244 Intermediate Tchr. – 1 Yr SVD6278 Intermed Tchr – L. Sub. starting 5/05 SVD6243 Special Educator – 1 Yr. Shelburne Community School SVD5768 MS Special Educator – 1 Yr. Champlain Valley Union High School SVD5964 Business Tchr. – 1/2 Time SVD6132 Foreign Lang 1/2 Time Latin SVD5608 Mathematics

RUTLAND CITY PUBLIC SCHOOLS SVD5199 Paraeducator Northwest Primary SVD6188 Library Para.

SVD5893 School Nurse (EEE – Grade 2) SVD5566 Speech/Lang. Path.

Rutland Middle School SVD5889 English Tchr.

SVD5892 Guidance Counselor SVD5890 Mathematics Tchr.

SVD5888 Science Tchr.

SVD5891 SPED Tchr.

Rutland High School SVD6087 Guidance Counselor SUCCESS School SVD5974 Social Studies/SPED Stafford Technical Center SVD5679 Public Safety Svcs: Law Enforce. Instr.

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EMPLOYMENT Trail Crew Member For Northern Regions, Vermont State Parks Vermont State Parks is hiring for 3 full-time, seasonal Trail Crew Members to take part in a roving trail crew that will be working on various State trails in Northern Vermont. Transportation and camping sites will be provided. Position is for 12 weeks from May 31-August 19, 2005. Pay rate is $9.23 per hour. Looking for a person who is experienced in the various aspects of trail building, blazing, signage, clearing blow-downs and maintaining trail structures. Chainsaw and CPR/First Aid certification is required by at least one crew member. Must be able to work in a tight-knit team atmosphere and travel during the workweek. For a State Parks application, call 802-476-0170 or visit http://www.vtstateparks.com.

Send application, resumé and cover letter by May 2, 2005 to:

Walter Opuszynski Trails Coordinator 5 Perry Street, Suite 20 Barre, VT 05641-4265

Life Skills Specialist The Washington County Youth Services Bureau/Boys and Girls Club is accepting resumés for the position of Life Skills Specialist at Return House: A Re-entry Transitional Living Program for Youthful Offenders. This position requires flexibility, exceptional organization skills, initiative, creativity, and a passion for improving the lives of young people in trouble. Initially, the position focuses on administrative work to finalize program organization and develop a volunteer and mentor base. Upon program startup, a person in this position will provide direct service to program participants, assisting them to move out of a cycle of incarceration and into a positive life with a "future story."

BA desired, background in youth development, substance abuse prevention, criminal justice, or education helpful. Must be able to work both independently and collaboratively with diverse groups, and able to model and teach nonviolent communication and cooperative decision-making. Full-time position, $22,000/year plus benefits. Send cover letter and resumé to:

André Souligny, WCYSB/B & GC, P.O. Box 627, Montpelier, VT 05602

7 D c l a s s i f i e d s . c o m ARTS & SCIENCE PART-TIME FACULTY SUNY Plattsburgh is accepting applications for the update of a vita bank for part-time instructors in the following academic areas: Anthropology (PJ# 4575A-SD): Courses in Cultural Anthropology and Introduction to Human Evolution. M.A. degree required, Ph.D. preferred.

History (PJ# 4575P-SD): Introductory-level courses in United States History, Global History, and European Civilization. ABD required, Ph.D. preferred.

Art (PJ# 4575B-SD): Courses in art history, ceramics, design, sculpture, painting, drawing, photography and printmaking. M.A. and successful college teaching experience required. MFA and Ph.D. preferred degrees.

Journalism (PJ# 4575Z-SD): Introduction to Newswriting. Newspaper reporting experience required. Master’s degree and teaching experience preferred.

Biological Sciences (PJ# 4575C-SD): Laboratory Instructors for laboratory sections in biology, microbiology, and/or anatomy/physiology. BA/BS in Biology required. Laboratory instruction experience preferred.

Canadian Studies (PJ# 4575D-SD): A multi-disciplinary course on Introduction to Canada, offered each semester with multiple sections. Ph.D. in any discipline with a Canadian focus preferred. Master’s degree with substantial teaching experience on Canadian subjects required. Also, Canadian Cinema, experience in Canadian Studies. M.A. degree required, Ph.D. preferred.

Chemistry (PJ# 4575E-SD): Instructors for laboratories in general chemistry and organic chemistry. Master’s degree preferred but will consider well-qualified individuals with Bachelor’s degree and requisite experience.

Communication (PJ# 4575F-SD): Instructors for Public Speaking and Mass Media & Society. Master’s degree in communication or related field and evidence of effective teaching required.

Latin American Studies (PJ# 4575BB-SD): Introduction to Latin American Studies. Ph.D. in any discipline with a Latin American focus preferred. M.A. and successful teaching experience required. Latin American Studies topical courses on the environment or women will be considered. Ph.D. in relevant field preferred; M.A. and successful teaching experience required.

Mathematics (PJ# 4575R-SD): Algebra, Precalculus, Calculus, and Introductory Statistics. M.A. degree required, Ph.D. preferred.

Music (PJ# 4575S-SD): Classroom Courses in Theory or other music lecture courses and Beginning Class Instrument Courses in Piano, Guitar, and Voice.

Master’s degree or equivalent required. Applied Voice, Guitar, Brass, Woodwinds, Violin, Viola, Cello, Double Bass. Teach applied lessons on specific instruments/ voice. Bachelor’s degree required, Master’s preferred. Directors of various chamber ensembles or mixed chorus.

Philosophy (PJ# 4575T-SD): Introduction to Philosophy and Moral Problems.

M.A. degree in philosophy required, Ph.D. preferred.

Computer Science (PJ# 4575G-SD): Introductory and Survey courses, Java Programming, Computer Graphics, Operating Systems, and selected topics at advanced levels in Computer Science. Master’s degree required.

Physics (PJ# 4575U-SD): Instructors for laboratories in astronomy and physics.

Bachelor’s degree in Physics or related field required; Master’s degree preferred.

For astronomy laboratories, planetarium experience required.

English (PJ# 4575J-SD): Freshman composition and developmental English.

M.A. degree and teaching experience on the high school or college level required.

Psychology (PJ# 4575V-SD): Introductory, Personality, Counseling, Developmental, Organizational Psychology, and other Psychology courses. M.A. degree required, Ph.D. preferred.

Earth & Environmental Science (PJ# 4575K-SD): Instructors for General Ecology labs. Master’s degree preferred, but will consider well qualified individuals with Bachelor’s degree.

Sociology and Criminal Justice (PJ# 4575W-SD): Sociology of Minorities (2 sections); Sociology of Urban Life in North America (1 section). Candidates should have at least an M.A. in Sociology or Urban Studies, ABD and teaching experience preferred. Sociology of Mental Health and Illness; M.A. in Sociology or closely related field and successful teaching experience required.

ESL (PJ# 4575L-SD): English Bridge Program courses for matriculated students in reading, writing, grammar, listening and speaking. M.A. degree required. Teaching experience preferred.

Foreign Language and Literature (PJ# 4575M-SD): Beginning level language courses in French, Spanish, and German. Native or near-native proficiency required. M.A. degree and evidence of effective teaching required.

Geology (PJ# 4575N-SD): Instructors for introductory Geology labs. Master’s degree preferred, but will consider well qualified individuals with Bachelor’s degree.

Theatre (PJ# 4575X-SD): Introductory courses in acting, general theatre, and technical theatre including stagecraft and theatre production. MA or equivalent professional experience required.

Women’s Studies (PJ# 4575Y-SD): Introductory courses and other women’s studies courses. Master’s degree required.

State University of New York College at Plattsburgh is an equal opportunity employer committed to excellence through diversity.

Salary and rank commensurate with experience. Review of applications begins May 2, 2005, and will continue until positions are filled.

Please send or fax letter of application, resumé, transcripts, three letters of recommendation, and any available teaching evaluations to:

Chair, Search Committee (PJ # _______), c/o Human Resource Services SUNY Plattsburgh, 101 Broad Street, Plattsburgh, NY 12901-2681. Fax: 518-564-5060.

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Records Specialist III Academic Records and Northern Lights Career Development Center for Early Childhood and Afterschool Professionals

Graphic Designer/Print Project Manager Burlington City Arts seeks graphic designer/print project manager to maintain the Burlington City Arts brand through print and web material. This position is responsible for taking all print material from conception to delivery, including project scheduling, content management, print production and transfer to website.

The ideal candidate will possess excellent aesthetics, the ability to manage multiple projects and priorities at once, strong organizational skills and 2+ years of professional experience in design and production. Candidates must have expert-level technical skills in Photoshop, Illustrator and Quark and a thorough understanding of complex print production process.

Please send resumé, portfolio and cover letter that demonstrate your exceptional skills by May 13 to:

Burlington City Arts, 149 Church St., Burlington, VT 05401 Attn: Graphic Design position

100% position (52 Weeks per year) – Temporary position without benefits – Waterbury Office, Community College of Vermont. Candidates will carry out a variety of specialized data management, recordkeeping and reporting tasks.

QUALIFICATIONS: Associate degree and four to six years of relevant clerical or administrative experience or an equivalent combination of education and experience required.

Knowledge and skills related to organizing and maintaining record systems; strong reading, writing, communication, research and analytical skills and ability to interact effectively with students and staff necessary. Must like working with technology and have strong computer skills including experience with databases.

COMPENSATION: Within the Vermont State Colleges Grade 9 range.

STARTING DATE: On or about May 15, 2005 APPLICATION: Please send cover letter, resume and three references. Resume review will begin immediately, position open until filled.

APPLY TO: Rebecca Werner, Associate Academic Dean, Community College of Vermont, P.O. Box 120, Waterbury, VT 05676-0120 CCV is an Equal Opportunity Employer, in compliance with ADA requirements

NORTHEAST ORGANIC FARMING ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT The Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont (NOFA-VT) is a nonprofit association of farmers, gardeners and consumers committed to local, organic agriculture.

Organic Dairy and Livestock Educator NOFA-VT seeks an organic dairy/livestock technical assistance provider.

Responsibilities include: providing on-farm technical assistance to dairy/livestock farmers interested in transitioning to organic production, business planning with farmers, and organizing technical workshops.

NOFA-VT seeks an individual with extensive on-farm experience, and grass-based farming, with farm financial planning experience desired.

The job will be based in Richmond, VT, with flexible hours (20-40 hrs/wk), starting in May.

Vermont Farmers’ Flatbread Coordinator

Resolution, Inc., an e-commerce customer care and fulfillment services company, currently has the following openings:

DISTRIBUTION CENTER – Entry-level Positions Full-time, part-time and on-call positions available in our fast-paced Distribution Center. Flexible hours on 1st & 2nd shifts needed in our Assembly, Pick/Pack, Inventory, Receiving, and Returns departments.

Dependability and attention to detail is a must. Strong organizational skills and the ability to work cooperatively in a team environment necessary.

Attn: DC Team.

CLIENT SERVICES COORDINATOR

NOFA-VT seeks an individual with experience purchasing and preparing local foods for the “Vermont Farmers’ Flatbread” project, an initiative to serve pizza made with local ingredients at festivals, county fairs and farmers’ markets throughout Vermont. The purpose is to use food as a medium for education about local food and farms.

Responsibilities include: recipe development, developing local food purchasing contracts, food preparation and event coordination. The job will be based in Richmond with flexible hours (20-40 hours/week), starting in May.

We are currently seeking an individual to join our Client Services Team.

Individual must have exceptional organizational skills, be detail-oriented, and understand the role of liaison to manage internal and external customer needs. You will have direct interaction with our clients, such as NPR or the Food Network, to support them in their efforts to grow their businesses.

Candidate should have 2-4 years administrative and customer service experience and knowledge of Microsoft Office applications, and be able to work in a fast-paced environment managing multiple priorities on a daily basis. Flexibility, time-management skills, and ability to work as a team player essential. Attn: VP – Client Services.

Please send letter of interest and resumé by May 4 to:

Resolution offers competitive salary and a full benefit package for full-time employees. Please send cover letter/resumé to:

Enid Wonnacott NOFA-VT PO Box 697 Richmond, VT 05477 enid@nofavt.org 434-4122

Resolution, Inc. 19 Gregory Drive South Burlington, VT 05403 jobs@resodirect.com No phone calls, please.

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Customer Service Reps BREAKFAST COORDINATOR/ SHUTTLE DRIVER: Full-time, 6am to 2pm, set up and take down continental breakfast area, restock, clean and drive hotel shuttle.

Clean driving record needed, able to handle multiple tasks, friendly attitude & enjoy dealing w/public.

Interested applicants can apply to: Selena Line, HR Manager, Best Western Hotel 1076 Williston Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 email: jeanette@windjammergroup.com

Bilingual entry-level customer-service reps needed for high-volume distribution call center. Excellent verbal and written skills in both English and either Spanish, French or Arabic. Publishing experience preferred. Computer proficiency, excellent telephone manner and prior customer service experience preferred. Position includes health, dental, holiday, vacation, sick, life, 401k, and more. We even have an onsite daycare facility!

Send resumé for consideration, in confidence, to: Gregor Clark, AIDC PO Box 80, Williston VT 05495

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Water Distribution System Maintenance Tech/Backhoe Operator Champlain Water District Perform general maintenance and construction duties required in the operation of the water distribution systems owned and/or operated by the Champlain Water District. Minimum 3 years working experience in the field of water distribution, and at least 5 years experience in the operation of a backhoe. Excellent salary and benefit package. Written applications only, with resumé, to Human Resource Administrator, 403 Queen City Park Road, S. Burlington, VT 05403.

7Dclassifieds.com Howard Community Services A Division of the Howard Center for Human Services 102 S. Winooski Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 www.HowardCenter.org

Do you enjoy working outside?

We are looking to recruit individuals who enjoy the outdoors, the sports we represent and working with fun people!

We are currently accepting applications for full-time GREENS CREW to help maintain the greens of the Stowe Country Club.

We offer many recreational opportunities and benefits including an 18-hole golf course, tennis, hiking, alpine slide and more!

Please stop by our office to complete an application.

Stowe Mountain Resort – Human Resources 5781 Mountain Road, Stowe, VT 05672 (802) 253-3541, Fax (802) 253-3544 www.stowe.com Email: jobs@stowe.com

Specialized Community Support Worker Two 10-hour positions open, with the possibility of making them one 20-hour position. One position is for a woman in her early forties, who likes to go for rides, bowling, collects horse photos, and who works part-time. The other is for a man in his early 40’s who lives in the country. We are seeking someone to spend the afternoons and evenings (including dinner) with him on Saturdays and Sundays from 1-6 pm. He likes rock and roll music, computers and needs assistance with cooking dinner. Please send cover letter and resumé to Doris Clayton-Viens or email DorisCV@HowardCenter.org.

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We’re Hiring – Join Our Team!

City Market’s Prepared Foods department is looking for experienced employees.

A customer service-centered style, a sense of humor, a great work ethic and 3 to 6 months of related experience are required for all positions!

20-year-old man who has a great sense of humor and would benefit from a provider(s) that has the ability to be actively engaged and involved in activities with this creative young man. This is a perfect opportunity to be part of an active team that will include family and community-based contacts each week. Excellent compensation and a very supportive team. For more information contact Kathy at Howard Community Services at 865-6173.

COOK Prepare delicious soups, salads, dressings, sauces, and vegetables with fresh and tasty ingredients.

DELI SERVICE STAFF Greet and assist customers, stock deli cases and food bars, make sandwiches, maintain the coffee bar – a veritable Jack or Jill of all trades for the deli area.

CHEESE STAFF Cheese connoisseur needed to display and stock our many varieties of cheese. Answer and respond to customer questions and suggestions and ensure optimum levels of inventory.

Specialized Community Support Worker Exciting opportunity for a fun-loving individual to join a supportive team in providing support to a child with autism. Use your experience in the autism field to assist this child with expanding her social skills, managing emotions and behavior, and accessing community activities such as swimming, horseback riding, and shopping. Position is 20 hours per week, M-F, primarily afternoons and evenings. Bachelor’s degree and human services experience, valid driver’s license, and reliable transportation required. Excellent compensation, benefits package and training opportunities. Send resumé and cover letter to Alysia Rishforth, or email AlysiaR@HowardCenter.org.

KITCHEN STEWARD Keep our kitchen area and our pots, pans, and service ware sparkling clean. An excellent entry-level position!

We offer fantastic benefits including medical, dental, life and vision, retirement plan, generous paid time-off, store discount, mass transit reimbursement, health club discounts and much more! EOE Fill out an application at Customer Service or send your resumé via email or snail mail to:

CITY MARKET–HR 82 S. Winooski Ave. Suite 2 Burlington, VT 05401 Jobs@citymarket.coop

Onion River Co-op

Residential Instructor Feel wonderful about your work each day while enjoying a great compensation and benefits package, team support and training opportunities! This position offers a conscientious, detail- and teamoriented individual the chance to work with a fun-loving and energetic team of staff providing residential support and training to six developmentally disabled adults in basic living, vocational, social and community activities. Responsibilities also include personal care and household duties. Position is full-time with weekend and weekday hours. Valid driver’s license and dependable transportation a must. Send resumé to Brandi Corrigan or email BrandiCO@Howard Center.org. *** EOE/TTY Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply ***

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT AMERICAN FLATBREAD at Lareau Farm is looking for the right person to lead the restaurant kitchen in Waitsfield. We are looking for someone with a high level of respect for food integrity and quality, a team player and someone who loves the excitement of a busy restaurant. 35-40 hours/week. Hourly compensation and benefits.

Call Abby to inquire about joining our team of people devoted to the fun and art of food. (802) 496-8856.

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The Bobcat Café and Brewery in Bristol is seeking organized, friendly, creative team players for our pub and brewery. Experienced or will train motivated persons.

Earn, learn and work with a professional, fun staff. Send resumé by fax 802-453-7137, or email alirob@gmavt.net.

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TEACHER opening: Bridge School is an independent K-6 school with mixed-age classes that offers individual challenges in a caring environment. We are taking applications for a 4/5 to full-time creative and collaborative teacher of language arts and math, 3-6, other classes K-6. Send letter of interest and resumé with two recommendations by May 2nd to:

Bridge School, 1469 Exchange St., Middlebury, VT 05753

7Dclassifieds.com Northeastern Family Institute

School of Business and Economics PART-TIME FACULTY Responsibilities: Part-time faculty needed for vita bank (on a semester basis) to teach courses in the following undergraduate departments: Accounting (for example, Principles of Accounting, Finance Stock Market Investment and Analysis, and Law); Economics and Finance; Management and International Business, Marketing and Entrepreneurship; and Hotel, Restaurant and Tourism Management. May also need faculty to teach courses in Technical and Professional Writing or assist with laboratory courses in Hotel, Restaurant, and Tourism Management.

Qualifications: Master’s Degree required and previous teaching experience strongly desired.

State University of New York College at Plattsburgh is an equal opportunity employer committed to excellence through diversity.

Send letter of application, current resumé and three current letters of reference to: Chair, Search Committee (PJ# 4574-SD) c/o Human Resource Services, SUNY College at Plattsburgh 101 Broad Street, Plattsburgh, NY 12901-2681 Fax: 518-564-5060 • Email: hr.apply@plattsburgh.edu.

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NFI, an expanding statewide mental health treatment system for children, adolescents and families, is seeking to fill the following positions:

PROGRAM COORDINATOR The NFI Hospital Diversion Program is currently seeking applications for a Program Coordinator.The Program Coordinator job includes a combination of clinical and administrative tasks.The clinical responsibilities are case management, assisting residential counselors in providing direct care, and communicating with guardians and treatment professionals.Administrative responsibilities include the monthly program reports, petty cash, payroll, census, purchasing, and oversight of all program insurance and billing issues.The Hospital Diversion Program Coordinator also coordinates hiring for all residential treatment programs.The qualifications for this role are a Bachelor’s degree in a related field and several years of experience with youth in a mental health setting.This person should also have excellent organizational, communication, and computer skills.This is a great opportunity for someone who is looking to pursue a graduate-level degree in mental health.Those interested should call Joelle van Lent or Amy BielawskiBranch at 655-8833.

RESIDENTIAL COUNSELORS Seeking counselors to work at our Group Home program, located in Burlington.

Work with a talented team in a fast-paced environment. Experience working with children with emotional and behavioral challenges desired. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), hygiene & living skills, and assist in treatment and discharge planning.This is a full-time position with a competitive salary. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Call Tori Comer today at 658-3924, extension 617, or email your resumé to: Toricomer@nafi.com.

AWAKE OVERNIGHT STAFF NFI is seeking Awake Overnight Counselors for its residential Programs for youth.

Experience working with children and adolescents desired.This is a full-time position with benefits. We offer a competitive salary. Come join the creative, dynamic team at NFI. Call Jaime Wark today at 658-0040, Ext. 624, or email your resumé to: jlwark@earthlink.net.

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Content Developer, Electronic Media US: We’re an innovative, nationwide bank, and we’re looking for a

Content Developer to create new content for all electronic channels, including Web sites, banners, and email. Join our Stowe marketing team and get the best of both worlds: a challenging job in a dynamic and growing company, with a VT casual work environment. You’ll work with dynamic, fun colleagues in a dog-friendly office, and get to take advantage of our location: great biking, hiking, and skiing (first tracks on powder days!).

YOU: The successful candidate will have significant experience designing and creating Web pages, banners and HTML email. The Content Developer will act as primary liaison to the Web Development group and will also work closely with our Web Site Editor, internal design and copywriting staff, and brand management. You must be able to independently manage multiple projects simultaneously, and have strong project management skills. The position requires an undergraduate degree and a demonstrated working ability in HTML and popular Web design software.

If you’re interested in finding out more, please send a resumé and brief cover letter to: ken.liatsos@everbank.com.

No calls, please. Only qualified candidates will be contacted.

EverBank is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Behavior Interventionist The Back to School program, which serves students with developmental disabilities and behavioral and/or medical challenges, has an opening for a Behavior Interventionist. Responsibilities include management of student behavioral issues, student instruction and potential for additional responsibilities based on interest and experience. Position is year-round, and begins in late June. Great pay and benefits. To apply, send letter of interest and resumé to address below by 5/20/05.

Shared Living Provider Shared Living Providers needed for individuals with developmental challenges in the Franklin County area. Opportunities to provide support in your home or in theirs. Generous stipend, training, and team support provided. Person(s) with experience and education supporting individuals with developmental challenges preferred. For more information regarding positions available please contact Patty at 802-868-3523 x 236.

Residential Support Worker – Substitute NCSS is seeking an energetic, team-oriented individual to work as a substitute in our Residential Program. We are seeking someone who can be available for some awake overnight and some asleep overnight shifts at our community group homes. Responsibilities include providing support to adults with severe and persistent mental illness, documentation and light computer work. Applicants should have good communication skills, be able to work as part of a team, and the ability to make individual decisions based on established policies and protocols.

107 Fisher Pond Rd., St. Albans, VT 05478 E.O.E.

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INN AT SHELBURNE FARMS Elegant 19th-century inn and restaurant looking for an:

Architectural Draftsperson

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excellent pay

30 Main St., Gateway Square, Burlington

for design-oriented firm. Residential projects. Autocad drafting in our office or yours.

Flexible hours.

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7Dclassifieds.com Sbarro’s Italian Eatery at the University Mall is looking for a FT shift supervisor.

Strong customer-service background with verifiable references needed! Duties include shift, cash, food and personal management.

Send resumé to: tagent@citlink.net

MAINTENANCE 4PM - 8PM, P/T Successful candidate should have knowledge of light maintenance skills, carpet and floor care, painting and be able to work with a minimum of supervision at our Senior Housing Community.

Call 985-9847, ask for Gary.

VISITING PROFESSOR OF FRENCH The Department of Modern Languages seeks a one year full time adjunct replacement in French, beginning in August 2005, to teach all levels, including a survey of French Literature. Fluency in French and English required. Ph.D. (French) preferred, MA (French) with record of excellent teaching in immersion settings considered. Application review will begin immediately and continue until the position is filled.

Send letter of application, resumé, transcripts, and three letters of reference to French Faculty Search, Human Resources, Norwich University, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663 Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long term disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Visit our web site at www.norwich.edu

TWO COMPANIES Maintenance Person Our property management company has an opportunity for an experienced maintenance professional. This full-time position requires experience in light carpentry, lawn care and some janitorial. A clean, valid driver's license is needed.

Call Gail at 802-658-9469 x23.

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HELP MAKE A DIFFERENCE! Legal Secretary/ Administrative Assistant

Splash at the Boathouse seeks experienced Waitstaff of all ages, Kitchen Manager, Bar Backs and seasoned Cooks. Apply within, at Burlington Community Boathouse, 0 College Street or email resumé to splash@soundtivity.com.

professional server

full-time position in a well-established award-winning restaurant three years, fine dining experience required knowledge of or a desire to learn about Italian wine & food benefits and excellent earning potential apply in person after 5pm at

TRATTORIA DELIA 152 st. paul street • burlington or call 864-5253

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Two-attorney law firm seeks experienced individual to perform secretarial and administrative functions for a busy litigation-based practice. Computer skills, problem-solving abilities and extensive client interaction required. Successful candidate will be detail-oriented and possess excellent communication skills.

Salary commensurate with experience.

Send resumé with references to:

P.O. Box 566, Stowe, VT 05672

DISPATCHER/ SCHEDULER Person needed with strong customer service skills and basic data-entry skills to dispatch/ schedule 450+ 1-way trips per day. Must work well under pressure. SSTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Please contact:

PHOTOGRAPHY SALES ASSOCIATE Photogarden, a leader in local photo finishing and digital photography, has a full-time position available for a photography sales associate with the highest level of customer service skills. Candidate must possess film and digital camera experience. Knowledge of PhotoShop or other digital imaging/graphics programs is a plus.

Fax us a resumé at 802-863-3582, or mail to: 208 College Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

Position #22 We are looking for someone to provide offcampus community and educational support for a student in the Barre/Northfield area.

This is a part-time, non-benefited position with a generous rate of pay and mileage reimbursement. Please send letter of interest and resumé to: Patricia Ingraham Sterling Area Services 109 Professional Drive Morrisville, VT 05661

Barbara Tennien, SSTA 2091 Main Street Colchester, VT 05446 878-1527

Marketing Coordinator

This position requires strong organizational, writing, editing, and word processing skills, as well as effective communication, both verbal and written. Ability to create, proof read, and edit newsletters and proposals. Must have proficient word processing and computer skills.

An understanding of Adobe Photoshop is necessary. The major objectives of this position include coordination & execution of a variety of events, as well as special projects, production of collateral materials & responsibilities for reviewing marketing budgets. This position does require travel. Please mail resumé to:

Ski Vermont PO Box 368 Montpelier, VT 05601

No phone calls, please.

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opus Now accepting applications for:

• servers • hosts/ hostesses • kitchen staff

Looking for a job with a flexible schedule?

We offer more than that!

Currently seeking:

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Waitstaff Great environment!

Meal discounts. Benefits.

please apply in person at 156 St. Paul Street • Burlington info@opusgrill.com 802-651-4002

Apply in person 1-5p.m .

Sirloin Saloon 2545 Shelburne Road Shelburne , VT EOE

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT DRIVER wanted for a cabinet/millwork shop. Immediate full-time opening.

CDL a plus. Great pay and benefits.

Call 652-0841.

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

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Counseling Service of Addison County, Inc. Become a part of our Exceptional Team!

“JOB OPPORTUNITIES” Administrative Assistant to CSAC’s Capital Campaign – Part-time (20 hrs/wk) long-term temporary position.Person to be responsible for a variety of administrative and clerical duties necessary to run a capital campaign. This includes serving as an information manager for the project,office,planning and scheduling meetings and appointments,organizing and maintaining paper and electronic files, managing projects, conducting research, and providing information by using the telephone, postal mail, fax, and e-mail. Must be proficient in the use of personal computers to create spreadsheets,compose correspondence,and manage databases. Applicant should have a proven ability to work independently.

Autism School-Based Interventionist – Youth and Family - 37.5 hours per week. Provide direct intervention and training to foster the development of communication, social skills, adaptive behavior, daily living and academic or pre-academic skills to children diagnosed with Autism Spectrum Disorder. Bachelor's degree in education or human services field. A valid Vermont driver’s license, a registered vehicle, and insurance that complies with CSAC policy.

Child and Family Respite Services Provider – Work one-on-one with children with developmental, emotional and behavioral problems. B.A. preferred. Part-time positions.

Emergency Team Clinician – Master’s level Mental Health Clinician needed to join our Emergency Team. Work varying shifts and hours available; additional clinical hours in Adult Outpatient program available. Seeking candidate with crisis-intervention experience,excellent clinical judgment and skills, resiliency, and a strong team orientation. Must live within thirty minutes of Middlebury. Knowledge of community mental health system and community resources a plus.

Full-time Regular Substitute – CA Excellent benefits, competitive salary and exciting opportunity available for a dynamic, flexible, and independent individual. Do you like working in an ever-changing environment knowing that you are absolutely key to the success of the program? We are looking for the right person to provide substitute coverage to adults with developmental disabilities in the Middlebury area. Experience preferred, but not required.

Responsibilities include personal care,medicine administration,ability to lift,and use of insured, dependable car. Thorough and ongoing paid training guaranteed.

Intake and Service Coordinator – CA Provide intake services to applicants for Developmental Services and responsible for the coordination,implementation,and monitoring of developmental services to a small case load of individuals in Addison County, provide support to other service coordinators.37.5hr/wk.Experience supporting people with developmental disabilities desired.

Strong communication,supervisory,organizational and problem-solving skills.BA/BS in Human Services field plus 2-4 years relevant experience or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Comprehensive benefits package offered including health & life insurance, retirement plan, generous & flexible time off.

School-based Clinicians – Youth and Family 37.5 hours per week.Provide in-school,direct counseling, therapy and emotional support to children and adolescents in crisis, with severe emotional and behavioral disturbances,and/or at risk on family problems,personal relationships, eating disorders and substance abuse issues. Master’s degree in a human services field plus two to four years of relevant counseling experience,or combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are acquired. Comprehensive benefits package including health and life insurance, generous holiday plan and a 403b.

For a complete list of “Job Opportunities” at CSAC, visit www.csac-vt.org.

To apply to any of the “Job Opportunities” listed above, you may choose to contact us by:

Equal Opportunity Employer

• Email: hr@csac-vt.org • Post: Send a resumé and cover letter to Human Resources, CSAC, 89 Main Street, Middlebury,VT 05753 • In Person: Application for employment can be picked up at either CSAC offices: 89 Main Street or 61 Court Street in Middlebury,VT • Phone: Please contact Human Resources at (802) 388-6751 Ext. 485.

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

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CHORAL MUSIC INSTRUCTOR Woodstock Union Middle and High School is seeking a passionate Choral Music instructor with knowledge, imagination and a sense of humor to join our faculty in inspiring and educating students in Grades 7 -12 for the 2005-2006 school year. The successful candidate will be Vermont certified and have achieved HQT status. Please send letter of interest, resumé, letters of recommendation and copies of credentials to:

Johanna Harpster, Principal Woodstock Union High School 496-1 Woodstock Road Woodstock, VT 05091

MATH AND SCIENCE EDUCATOR Woodstock Union Middle School (Grades 7 & 8) is seeking an energetic, student-centered Math and Science educator for the 2005-2006 school year to work within a collaborative team structure to provide the highest quality educational program for all students. The successful candidate will be Vermont certified in both math and science or hold a middle level license with a focus on teaching math and science and have achieved HQT status. Please send a letter of interest, resumé, transcripts, letters of recommendation and copies of credentials to:

Mr. Dana Peterson, Principal Woodstock Union Middle School 496-1 Woodstock Road Woodstock, VT 05091

WASHINGTON COUNTY M E N TA L H E A LT H Elder Care Clinician Provide assessment, psychotherapy and social support services to geriatric clients utilizing an outreach-based approach primarily in elders’ homes based in our outpatient group practice. Specific training in geriatrics or gerontology needed. Familiarity with evaluations and guardianship protocol valuable tool.

Applicant must be comfortable working independently, with the knowledge that supervision and a supportive team approach is available as needed.

A Master’s degree, license eligible, with a minimum of one year experience providing psychotherapy required for this full time salaried position.

Mental Health Crisis Clinician #612 Mobile crisis team is seeking an experienced professional to provide mental health crisis intervention services for adults, children and their families. Job will flex to include intake and assessment of new clients. Position is full-time with excellent benefits and entails three 12-hour shifts per week, some week nights and weekends required. Work site in Berlin clinic with outreach visits to all parts of Washington County.

Must have a Bachelor’s degree with experience responding to mental health crisis.

Master’s level preferred.

WCMHS, Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601 Contact: (802) 229-0591 • Fax: (802) 223-8623 Email: personnel@wcmhs.org • http://www.wcmhs.org EOE

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Seeks an energetic, well-organized and efficient individual with an interest in programs that support women and girls to function as the organization's Office Coordinator. Major responsibilities include providing administrative support to staff, database management, light computer and office machine trouble-shooting, answering a multiline telephone system and activities related to coordinating the work of a terrific board of directors. Candidate must be organized and self-directed with experience working in an office setting.

We’re seeking Topnotch Talent!

We are accepting applications at Stowe’s only four-star, preferred Hotel & Resort:

Necessary skills include knowledge of MS Office applications, an ability to interact professionally with a wide variety of people, to multitask and to work in a collaborative team setting. Interested candidates should send resumé and cover letter to:

Lily Deforge, NNETW 51 Park Street, Essex Junction,VT 05452

To place an employment ad call Michelle Brown 865-1020 x 21

Bookkeeper/Office Manager

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(40 hrs/wk with benefits) for a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The BOM is an administrative position that assures the everyday running of the shelter, including answering the phone, processing mail, supporting staff, scheduling shelter maintenance. The BOM also maintains the donor database, prepares grant reports, and performs all bookkeeping tasks for the organization. We require a team worker with good communication skills and a strong feminist perspective. The successful applicant will have an Associate’s degree in an accounting-related discipline or equivalent experience, and knowledge of QuickBooks. Send resumé by 5/13/05 to:

Clarina Howard Nichols Center PO Box 517, Morrisville, VT 05661 EOE

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Online @ 7Dclassifieds.com Vermont Children’s Trust Foundation position opening

Topnotch offers competitive wages, duty meals, health and life insurance options, health club access and opportunity for personal and professional growth.

Call 802-253-6420 or email your resumé to hr@topnotchresort.com

ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR OF DEVELOPMENT Associate Director of Development is sought to join a dynamic and growing organization dedicated to funding community-based primary prevention programs for children and their families in Vermont.

The ideal candidate will have experience working with major gifts programs and corporate donors.

Bachelor’s degree required, Master’s degree preferred. 20 hour a week salaried position.

Please send cover letter, resumé and contact information for three references to the following address by May 9: Search Committee, VCTF 53 Timber Lane S. Burlington, VT 05403 EOE

CLINICAL CASE MANAGER Full-time position. Great opportunity for an interesting and challenging clinical experience in a supportive work environment. Small caseload of sub-acute, residential and/or day treatment clients. Comprehensive program for adults with psychiatric and co-occurring addiction issues. Work as a member of a multi-disciplinary team, providing intensive case management within a context of a highly structured therapeutic community. Excellent organizational, clinical, communication and relationship skills needed. Master's degree and experience required. License preferred. Full benefits, salary commensurate with experience.

ARE YOU A QUALITY NURSE (RN, LPN or LNA)?

New Grad to Seasoned Professional?

Visit our website at www.sprucemountaininn.com.

Send resumé to:

Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier Life Care Retirement Community, has fulland part-time opportunities for nurses and licensed aides within our Linden Health Center. Working with our residents is our best benefit, but we also strive to recognize ability. For example, we consider qualified LPNs for Nursing Supervisor positions as well as Staff Nurse positions. On top of that, with all regular full-time positions of 24 or more hours per week, we offer FIVE weeks paid leave accrual year one, great pay, shift/weekend diff, medical, dental, life and disability insurance, immediately vested matched retirement, an on-site gym and pool and much more. Must possess or be able to obtain a current VT LPN, RN or LNA license and have a steadfast commitment to quality care. For more info or to arrange a no-obligation tour to see a health facility like no other, call Linda Phypers, Director of Health Services, at (802)264-5150. You can also apply at our Community Center, 200 Wake Robin Drive, Shelburne, VT 05482 or fax a resume to HR at (802)264-5146.

Timely responses strongly encouraged – our openings don’t last long! EOE

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We may be just what you are looking for!

Edwin Levin, LICSW, Spruce Mountain Inn PO Box 153, Plainfield, VT 05667 Email: info@sprucemountaininn.com

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(40 hrs/wk with benefits) for the children’s program at a shelter for women who are survivors of domestic and sexual violence. The CPC works closely with the team at the shelter, provides support and advocacy for children, works with moms in shelter, and answers the hotline. The CPC supervises the childcare volunteers, and works with after-school play groups for kids who have witnessed DV or SV. We require a team worker with good communication skills, a strong feminist perspective, and knowledge of domestic and sexual violence as they relate to kids. The successful applicant will have a Bachelor’s degree in an appropriate field or equivalent experience.

Send resumé by 5/13/05 to:

Clarina Howard Nichols Center PO Box 517, Morrisville, VT 05661 EOE

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7D CLASSIFIEDEMPLOYMENT Retail Associate/ Mail-order Customer Service Representatives

COOK Enthusiastic, creative, experienced cook needed to join our team at the organic café.

Are you a successful Stylist who is seeking an opportunity in a very busy, upbeat, modern salon? Would you enjoy working with our Technical Director who will design an educational program specifically for your ongoing learning? Our Aveda concept salon has a full-time Stylist position that might be just what you have been looking for!

Call Stacey at 802-863-2273.

Busy retail mail-order soccer specialty store needs detail-oriented, hard-working individuals on a part-time and full-time basis. Contact Cody at 802-658-6179, retail@newhorizonssoccer.com or stop by New Horizons in Sports in Williston.

Contact Jamie at 863-2569 ext. 309.

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AMERICORPS VISTA POSITION Promoting Mentoring

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A highly motivated caseworker is needed to deliver services in the field to young adults with major mental illnesses. Must be able to work with clients, staff, families and other service providers. Must be flexible and good time manager. We require a Bachelor’s degree in a human service field. Must be able to work with clients in a patient, insightful and compassionate manner and possess a valid VT driver’s license, reg. vehicle and auto ins. that comply with Agency policy. Resumé and cover letters by May 6th to:

A*VISTA opportunity available with Mobius, a new dynamic organization committed to ensuring that every child who needs or wants a mentor has one! The A*VISTA member will be involved with recruitment of mentors, grant writing, publication of newsletter, coordination of mentor activities and events, the design of communications material, and community outreach. Candidates must bring enthusiasm, have technological competency, and feel comfortable representing Mobius in the community and in the county network. Inquire immediately.

Where the sun always shines!

Paul Landerl, HCHS 300 Flynn Ave. Burlington, VT 05401 paull@howardcenter.org

Contact:

Call (802) 865-6122 if you have any questions.

Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply.

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TANNING SALON COORDINATOR Permanent part-time position. Flexible evenings and weekends required.

Apply in person:

Chris Piana Mobius 431 Pine Street Burlington, VT 05401 chris@mobiusmentors.org 802-658-1888

Williamstown Middle High School Immediate Opening

SPECIAL ED PARAPROFESSIONAL The successful candidate will work in both traditional and alternative classroom settings, one-on-one, with a high school IEP student. This position requires patience, knowledge of behavioral approaches, and a calm, reassuring manner. Associate’s degree or equivalent required.

Send cover letter, resumé, three letters of reference, and transcripts to:

Kathleen Morris-Kortz, Principal Williamstown Middle High School 120 Hibert Road Williamstown, VT 05679 EOE

Sun Daze Tanning Salon 4 Carmichael St. Suite 107 Essex Town Center

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Prevent Child Abuse Vermont seeks a Sexual Abuse Prevention Program Trainer/Coordinator for childcare providers and parents of young children.

Knowledge of child sexual abuse prevention strategies excellent training skills, early childhood development, and creativity required. We’re looking for a wellorganized professional, willing to travel the state.

Must have reliable transportation. Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Education, Human Services Education or related field required.

Send cover letter, resumé and 3 references to:

SEARCH • PO Box 829 Montpelier, VT 05601-0829 • EOE www.pcavt.org

University of Vermont Adventure Ropes Course Looking for adventuresome educators!

Facilitator Training 6pm - 9pm May 13th, dinner included 9am - 5pm May 14th and 15th, 2005 Outdoors; dress appropriately. Basic technical skills and facilitation skills are covered as well as experiencing a full progression on our new course. $150 ($100 for UVM staff and students). Outdoor and/or general education experience preferred but not necessary. Part-time work from May to October.

Call Leslie Schreiber at 802-656-9111 if you have questions, for directions, and to register – space limited.

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Yellow Peace Ribbons needs an on-the-road Br sales and distribution representative. Part-time e. i ng the m Hom with growth potential. www.yellowpeaceribbons.org for Statement of Purpose and product list.

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Koto Japanese Restaurant Delivery Driver

92 Shelburnreliable e Rd.,individual S. Burliwith ngtovalid n Pleasant,7conscientious, drivers license (CDL802-660-8976 not required) and good driving record. Other duties would include warehouse receiving and shipping. FT, health, dental, 401k plan. Call for appointment 802-864-4566.

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701 Pine Street multi-color sheetHead Pressman: Experienced P.O. Box 756

fed pressman with ability produce quality work a Burlington, VTto 05402-0756 must. Three 12-hour mid-week shifts.

Pressman Helper: Experience mixing ink, jogging stock and operating feeder helpful but not necessary. Desire to become a head pressman a plus.

Three 12-hour mid-week shifts.

Call 802-864-4566 or send resumé to: 701 Pine Street, Burlington, VT 05401.

340 Dorset St So. Burlington 863-3233

Email resumé to: russbenn@wcvt.com Call: (802) 496-2108 or mail resumé to: Yellow Peace Ribbons, PO Box 849, Waitsfield, VT 05673

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Employment Specialist QUEEN CITY PRINTERS INC.

The Women’s Source for Sports is looking for a woman who enjoys an active lifestyle to join our sales staff.

30-hour benefited position #33. Seeking a person who can assist and support individuals reaching their employment goals. Need positive work history, current valid driver's license, safe insured vehicle, ability to travel, comfortable working at varied work sites and working a flexible schedule. Background in DS Human Services preferred and/or community resource networking, job search, job development, job coaching, sales or marketing.

Contact Employment Coordinator at 802-888-7602 or reference to Position #33 and email resumé to almab@sterlingarea.com.

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1 part-time sales position, which includes weekends.

Store hours: M-F, 10-6, Sat., 10-5, Sun., 12 -5.

Apply Within.

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SSTA is looking for part-time/full-time drivers to drive our wheelchair-equipped vans. You must have a valid driver’s license and be at least 18 years of age. A CDL is not required, but a clean driving record is required.

This job requires an individual who, with caring and sensitivity, can transport various types of individuals who have specialized mobility needs. SSTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Applicants may call or apply in person to: Barbara Tennien SSTA/878-1527 2091 Main Street Colchester, VT

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has a teaching opening:

PReschool Teacher “There’s No Place Like Home”

COMMUNITY HEALTH NURSE This position will provide skilled nursing services to agency patients based upon a plan of care approved by the physician. In the delivery of care, the nurse will use independent judgment based on common principles of pathophysiology and accepted standards of care. This person will work collaboratively with patients, families, other disciplines and community agencies. Must have a current VT RN license and two years of nursing experience. Qualified candidates should send a resumé to:

ACHH&H, Attn: Human Resources P.O. Box 754, Middlebury, VT 05753 or apply directly online at www.achhh.org.

Individual committed to Early Childhood Education wanted to join our preschool teaching team. Our preschool has low ratios and supports 17 children between the ages of three and five years old. Ability to play, to inspire, and to laugh a must. Experience in early education and licensed teacher is preferred.

Our center offers play-based philosophy, supportive team, and unique setting which includes wooded trails and large gross motor space. We offer competitive wages, health insurance, paid time-off, paid holidays, education and paid training.

Please send cover letter, resumé and three references to:

Ascension Childcare 95 Allen Road, South Burlington, VT 05403 or email to Katie at Aschildcar@verizon.net Where Children Learn Though Play – Laying Foundations for Life-Long Learning

Family Shelter Full-time position available at our Staff Position Firehouse Family Shelter.

Responsibilities include working with families to maintain a safe and supportive living environment.

Strong communication and crisis management skills a must.

Evenings and weekends required.

Streetwork Provide Case Management services Case Manager to homeless single adults as they transition to stable housing.

Strong communication skills and the ability to work with varied populations required. MSW or BSW with experience preferred.

GOVERNMENT POLICY SPECIALIST Norwich is a unique academic institution, combining strong traditions, a beautiful campus, and innovative educational programs.

We are looking for talented people for the following current openings:

ADMISSIONS ASSISTANT/ASSOCIATE DIRECTOR Counsel and evaluate prospective students, travel to recruit applicants, develop communication and marketing plans.

BUSINESS PROCESS ANALYST Evaluate administrative procedures and systems; implement process improvements using information technology and other strategies.

DISTANCE LEARNING LIBRARIAN Develop instructional resources for online courses; provide reference and research assistance.

ASSISTANT VICE PRESIDENT, INSTITUTIONAL ADVANCEMENT

For both positions, send resumé and cover letter to Helen Oetjen:

Implement the campaign to support NU2019, the university’s long range plan; manage major gifts and reunion giving.

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Find complete announcements for these and other opportunities on our web site at www.norwich.edu/jobs. To apply, send a cover letter and resume to the listed opening, Human Resources, 158 Harmon Drive, Northfield, VT 05663, or by email to jobs@ norwich.edu.

P.O. Box 1616 Burlington, VT 05402-1616 EOE TTY relay 1-800-545-3323 Resumés accepted until positions filled.

No phone calls accepted.

Norwich is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and longterm disability insurance, flexible spending accounts for health and dependent care, a retirement annuity program and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

Visit our website at www.norwich.edu.

The Vermont Medical Society is seeking an energetic individual to work with our government relations and policy support team. Responsibilities include lobbying, research, and communication with members and providing staff support for VMS committees and specialty societies.

Bachelor’s degree, or advanced degree, excellent communication, writing, computer, research and organization skills required.

Knowledge of health care policy and relevant experience preferred. Work hours may be irregular, requiring some weekend and evening work.

Apply with cover letter, resumé, salary requirements and names and phone numbers of four references by May 15th to: Vermont Medical Society Government Relations Search P.O. Box 1457 Montpelier, Vermont 05601 VMS is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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The Congregational Church of South Hero, UCC, seeks a

Christian Education & Youth Coordinator to work with the Christian Education Board and Pastor in organizing, recruiting and implementing Christian education and youth programs. Interpersonal skills, flexibility, creativity and Christian faith are necessary, as well as experience working with children, youth and volunteers. This position is ten months per year, August through May, 6-8 hours per week. Salary depends on experience. Clean driving record, background check and references required. Please submit resumé and letter of interest to:

4 MARKET STREET SOUTH BURLINGTON 863-2569

Search Committee, S. Hero Congregational Church P.O. Box 99, South Hero, VT 05486

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Our Grocery department needs someone to join our team of hard-working, fun-loving, strong, smart and upbeat folks! We’re looking for a reliable person to keep shelves full and customers happy. Part-time with more hours a possibility. Sound like something you’d be good at?

Stop by and fill out an application or call Rebecca at 863-2569 with any questions.

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Houseneeds, Inc. located in Waitsfield has an immediate opening in our Shipping & Receiving department.

SHIPPING/RECEIVING POSITION The position entails shipping, receiving and inventory control.

Seeking a team player with the ability to lift up to 80 lbs.

Experience in basic house construction, plumbing and heating supplies a plus. Full-time position with benefits.

This is a smoke-free environment.

Please contact us by emailing a resumé to jobs@houseneeds.com or give us a call at 802-583-2726.

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We are looking for a student to care for our 3-year-old son this summer. The position is 12:30-6pm Monday - Friday with the possibility of some additional morning hours or an occasional evening. We are looking for someone who: • Has experience with preschool-age children • Loves to play outdoors • Full of energy and playfulness • Is nurturing • Has a car and clean driving record

Call Karen or Deb 864-3726 evenings.

HOWARD CENTER FOR HUMAN SERVICES Adult Behavioral Health Division

ACT 1/BRIDGE SUBSTANCE ABUSE CRISIS STABILIZATION PROGRAM Is seeking a full-time, overnight, awake, substance abuse crisis clinician for our 24/7 detox and stabilization program. We offer competitive salary and benefits.

Bachelor’s degree required. CADC/CAC and experience working with chemical dependency desired.

Also seeking substitute clinicians for this program.

Flexible hours, training and supervision available. BA and relevant experience required. Submit resumé and cover letter by May 4th to:

Tim Moran, ACT 1/ Bridge Program 184 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT 05401 FAX# 802-651-7051

ASSIST – PSYCHIATRIC CRISIS STABILIZATION PROGRAM Substitute clinician needed for awake, overnight shifts at our four-bed hospital diversion program. We offer excellent experience and daily supervision. BA and relevant experience required. Submit resumé and cover letter by May 4th to:

Sheryl Bellman, LCMCH Director of Crisis Services, HCHS 300 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, VT 05401 Fax# 802-865-6117 Individuals with disabilities encouraged to apply. EOE/TTY

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EMPLOYMENT Stern Center for Language and Learning ~ Make a difference in the lives of learners every day! ~

Professional Development Assistant The Stern Center for Language and Learning is a nonprofit educational center working to help all learners reach their potential. We have a full-time position open for a Professional Development Assistant who will support our outreach professional development programs for educators. The ideal candidate will have computer experience with word processing, spreadsheet and database management as well as strong communication skills. He/she will be detail-oriented, organized, and a team player committed to the Stern Center’s mission.

Resumés accepted until position is filled.

Please send resumé and cover letter to: Stern Center for Language and Learning Attn: Loralyn Leblanc Professional Development Coordinator 135 Allen Brook Lane, Williston, VT 05495 or email to: lleblanc@sterncenter.org For more information, visit our website at www.sterncenter.org.

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7Dclassifieds.com PPNNE’s mission is to provide, promote and protect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all.

COMPUTER OPERATOR – Barre Northfield Savings Bank seeks experienced computer operator (preferably with AS/400 knowledge). This is a full-time position, 12:00 pm – 8:00 pm Monday through Friday, with occasional weekends.

NSB is independently owned. We are committed to providing high-quality service to our customers in communities throughout Vermont. Our employees enjoy a professional work environment that is challenging and rewarding. We offer a competitive wage, along with a generous benefits package, including medical and dental insurance, pension plan, 401 (k) plan, paid time off and tuition reimbursement.

Interested applicants should submit resumé to:

Northfield Savings Bank Human Resources Department P.O. Box 347 Northfield, VT 05663 Fax: 802-485-5330 Email: Kimc@NSBVT.com

GRANTS SPECIALIST SEARCH RE-OPENED for a full-time Grants Specialist (37.5 hours weekly) in our Williston administrative office, with main emphasis on budget preparation, tracking and billing for diverse federal, state, and foundation grants. Other duties include accounts receivable/cash receipts responsibilities, balance sheet account reconciliation, and some support to accounts payable.

Requires an Associate’s degree in accounting and 1-2 years relevant experience (or the equivalent), plus thorough knowledge of Microsoft Office products and computer data entry, familiarity with basic accounting principles and methods, excellent communication and organizational skills, and commitment to outstanding customer service. Competitive benefit package available, including health, dental, life, retirement, and PPNNE health-care services.

To apply for this challenging, thought-provoking position in our customerfocused, continual learning environment, please respond with cover letter, resumé and salary requirements by May 11th to hresources@ppnne.org or:

Director of Finance Planned Parenthood of Northern New England 183 Talcott Road, Suite 101 Williston, Vermont 05495 EOE

Proud to be an Equal Opportunity Employer

of Northern New England

Intensive Case Management Team Leader ACCOUNTING CLERK We are seeking an Accounting Clerk to join our dynamic Accounting Department. The qualified candidate will be proficient in Excel, filing and data entry. Candidate must possess the ability to work well both independently and as a member of a team.

Ideal candidate will have a minimum of an Associates degree and at least two years experience, or combination thereof. Experience in a multi-unit retail or food and beverage environment is a plus.

Proficiency in Excel and data entry a must.

Please mail or fax your resumé & cover letter with salary requirements to:

We are seeking a high-energy, creative self-starter to work with clients who have a major mental illness, many of whom are aged 18-24. Must be able to coordinate services such as basic medical, mental health, social, legal, vocational and other support services as indicated. This provides some supervision and program leadership. Must be able to work with clients, staff, families and other service providers.

We need a person with a Master’s degree in a human services field, plus 2 years direct human service programming experience or a combination of education and experience with MI clients from which comparable knowledge and skills have been acquired. Candidates must have a valid VT driver’s license and a vehicle for transporting clientele.

Clinical competence in DBT, dual diagnoses treatment and group work is highly desirable.

Resumé and cover letters by May 6th to:

Human Resources: Recruiting, Bruegger’s Enterprises, P.O. Box 1082, Burlington, VT 05402 Fax (802) 652-9293 Or via email to: recruit@brueggers.com

Paul Landerl Howard Center for Human Services 300 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401 paull@howardcenter.org Call (802) 865-6122 if you have questions.

Bruegger’s is an equal opportunity employer.

Individuals with disabilities are encouraged to apply. EEO/TTY

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EMPLOYMENT Veterinary Receptionist

for busy veterinary practice in Williston. Experience preferred. Good communication and people skills necessary. We are looking for a team player with a flexible work schedule. Please send resumé to:

River Cove Animal Hospital 7 River Cove Road Williston, VT 05495

BARTENDING SCHOOL n Hands-on Training n National Certification n Job Assistance

1-888-4drinks

www.bartendingschool.com

TODDLER PROGRAM FACILITATOR: We are searching for a warm, nurturing, mature individual with a passion for very young children. Child-related experience and education required.

Please call Crystal at The PlayCare Center, 434-3891.

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Pipe Layer/Laborer Quality site work contractor with 13 years experience seeking highly motivated pipe layer. If you enjoy working with a dedicated team and having weekends off, we have an opportunity for you.

Hair Stylists We have full-time and part-time opportunities for licensed stylists with exceptional customer service skills. We offer continuing education with the support of our Technical Director.

Call Gail at 802-658-9469 x23.

Call J.C. Antone & Company at (802) 238-3344 for more information.

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Papa Nick’s of Hinesburg

LAMOILLE AMBULANCE SERVICE Johnson Office

Weekend

SECURITY GUARD: Part-time, Sun. and Mon., 11pm to 7am. Must have a valid driver’s license and good driving record. Must be self-directed, able to handle multiple tasks and enjoy working with the public. Prior experience preferred.

Apply in person to: Best Western Hotel 1076 Williston Road South Burlington, VT 05403 email: jeanette@windjammergroup.com

Maple Leaf Farm an in-patient substance-abuse rehabilitation facility, needs a

FULL-TIME COOK for 33-bed residential facility. Breakfast experience preferred. Starting pay w/weekend diff. $13.31/hr. plus benefits. Must work weekends (day shift, Fri Mon). Position available June 1st.

Please contact: Ian Kelley, Food Service Director Maple Leaf Farm Associates, Inc. phone: 802-899-2911 ext. 215

email: info@mapleleaf.org For more information, visit www.mapleleaf.org.

EOE — United Way Member Agency

4 employment ARVADS GRILL & PUB wants you to join our team as a line cook. Excellent pay, medical insurance, Simple IRA, paid vacations and more. 3 South Main, Waterbury. Ask for Tim, 244-8973.

ASSISTANT MANAGER: for seasonal ice cream in Essex Junction. Flexible hours. Call Mary, 879-3116 before 8 p.m. for more information.

ASSISTANT MANAGER/BUYER for paddle sports retail store.

Paddling experience and computer skills a plus. Canoe Imports. 651-8760, ask for Bob. ATTENTION STUDENTS: Frontdesk person needed. 15-20 hours/week. Fun, family-owned, seasonal motel. Located in Burlington. Start when your classes end. Summer position. $7.25/hr. 951-2457. Mailbox 4 (24 hours).

CAN YOU FIX CARS? Apprentice Auto Technician needed.

Requires some customer service skills, tools, license. Bourne’s Service Center, 760 Shelburne Rd., South Burlington.

658-6460.

CARPENTERS WANTED: Contractor seeks experienced, hardworking carpenters frame to finish. Tools not necessary.

“Finish only” carpenters need not apply. Full-time, year-round.

309-1117.

DEMONSTRATIONS: Pet food, Williston. $10/hour and up. Are you personable, fun-loving and in need of part-time income?

Gratifying permanent weekend work improving the quality of life for dogs and cats. Must be outgoing and love pets. Contact rtherriault@bluebuff.com. Fax, 866-762-1635.

DENTAL HYGIENIST: New graduates welcome. Looking for energetic, friendly, well-humored individual to join our fun and friendly office. Top salary. Email qualdent@aol.com or fax 802-863-5400.

DISTRIBUTOR/SALES REP: Local, established delivery route.

We pay the most! Part-time.

Every other Friday. If you’re motivated by exc. $, are 21+ and have a vehicle, call 1-800950-4227 for full info.

DRIVERS WITH LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows with exotic dancers.

802-658-1464.

BREAKFAST CHEF Saturday & Sunday 6am - 2pm Starting immediately.

Experience required.

is looking for experienced

Waitstaff • Line Cook • Dishwasher

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Email resumé to Info@willardstreetinn.com

To make an appointment for an interview,

Fax Jocelyn at 802-651-8714

call 482-6050

or drop resumé off at 349 South Willard Street.

Phone: 651-8710

and ask for Nick or Voula.

Office Help Team member needed for ambulance company office. Flexible, motivated individual to dispatch and assist the billing department with collections. Full-time, 9 am to 5 pm. No experience necessary. Full benefits package after six months.

Call 800-639-2082.

Burlington Airport full-time, 1:30-10pm or 10:30am - 7pm $9.05/hour, weekends involved.

Criminal background check required.

Call (518) 656-3052

Mudgett Jennett & Krogh-Wisner, PC

a Montpelier, Vermont accounting firm is seeking a Staff Accountant. Applicants should be CPAs or CPA candidates, experience preferred but not required. Our clients include governmental and nonprofit entities, small businesses and individuals. We offer competitive salaries and fringe benefits. Interested qualified individuals should send their resumé to: Mudgett Jennett and Krogh-Wisner, PC P.O. Box 937, Montpelier, VT 05601-0937.

EVERYDAY LANDSCAPING is looking for seasonal, full-time landscapers/mowers. 893-6100.

EXPERIENCED DELIVERY DRIVER WANTED: National publication looking for established distribution service or experienced distribution driver to deliver quarterly publication in the Burlington area. Strictly part-time. Must be at least 18 years, have legal driver’s license, reliable insured transportation.

Computer literate helpful. Ideal for retiree. Respond to: 800782-1722, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m., weekdays.

EXPERIENCED MOWER NEEDED for property maintenance company. Call Craig, 655-4312.

HELP WANTED: Earn extra income assembling CD cases at home. No experience necessary!

Start immediately! 800-6880295 ext. 870. www.easywork greatpay.com. (AAN CAN) INTERESTED IN A PAID apprenticeship on an organic farm? NOFA-VT Apprentice Program helps to connect farmers and individuals interested in working on farms. For more information, contact Nicole Dehne, 434-4122 or info@ nofavt.org.

LEGAL ASSISTANT/OFFICE MANAGER: Experienced legal assistant/office manager for Burlington one-lawyer general practice, with emphasis on family law. Successful candidate should be self-motivated, detailoriented and able to multi-task, have excellent people skills and be proficient in WordPerfect and TimeSlips Billing program.

Benefits available. Please send cover letter and resumé to: PO Box 5360, Burlington, VT 054025360.

LINE COOKS: Full or part-time, nights and weekends. Experience needed, but we will do some training with ambitious person.

Call Todd at Fire and Ice Restaurant, Middlebury, VT, 1800-367-7166.

LOOKING FOR AN organized, people-oriented part-time Office Assistant. Weekend day a must!

Duties include answering phones, computer knowledge, ability to problem solve and take initiative. Send resumé and cover letter to Flynn Avenue Self Storage, 199 Flynn Ave., Burlington, VT 05401.

Due to our constantly expanding business, the Bristol Bakery and Cafe is hiring in the following positions:

Pastry Bakers • Bread Bakers Early Morning Bakers • Natural Food Cooks Front Counter Staff • Delivery Person We have both full-time and part-time positions available. We are looking for mature, responsible people who can work as a team in a fun, flexible and creative atmosphere.

Call Tom @ 453-4890 or email t@clements.net.

OFFICE ASSISTANT NEEDED: Full-time taking, packing and shipping orders. Boating and camping experience a plus. Must be computer literate. Outdoor Recreational Supply, 985-8283.

RETAIL PART-TIME: Sales, decorating advice. Retail experience needed. Some schedule flexibility. Tempo Home Furnishings, Essex, 879-2998.

SEASONAL WORK: Hardworking, personable people for selling plants, shrubs and perennials at Oakwood Farms, Essex Junction, VT. Please call Rosemary, 878-7587.

SEEKING PART-TIME, LIVE-IN MENTOR for 19-year-old, friendly young man w/slight disabilities. Begin 6/15. Compensation and benefits. 496-3029.

SHEEP & OTHER FARMING opportunities available for farming caretaker couple on 200-acre private island. Mechanical ability, farming experience, comfort with boats and solid references necessary. Year-round employment includes housing, salary and farm partnership. For more information call 802-863-3120 first (then 802-372-9821) or email savageis@aol.com.

SPEEDER AND EARL’S is looking for morning and afternoon baristas for its Burlington and Essex Junction locations. Please apply in person at 412 Pine St., Burlington.

STONE MASON: Mason seeks experienced stone worker for veneer work on a project-toproject basis. Interesting and artistic work opportunity. Pay commensurate with experience.

Burlington area. For more information, www.turtlerockheat.com, 802-793-9910.

SUMMER JOBS: Grounds maintenance and landscaping, deli attendants, swim coach, tennis instructor. Quarry Hill Club, 360 Spear St., South Burlington, 862-5200.

THE TYLER PLACE FAMILY RESORT on Lake Champlain needs an experienced cook and a baker’s assistant. Join us May 21 through Sept. 10 for a fun job in a busy kitchen. Buffet style, good wholesome food.

Free room and board available if necessary. The Tyler Place, Old Dock Rd., Highgate Springs, VT 05460. 802-868-4000.

WANTED: Line cooks, waitresses and creemee stand service.

Experienced only. Call John at 802-860-5023 after 2 p.m.