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<contents> april 01-08, 2009 vol.14 no.32

14a On the Money

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WHEN IT ’S TIME

aPRil 01-08, 2009 vol.14 no.32

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< letters> CHASING (WHITE) TAIL In his big-game article [“Antler Archive,” March 11], Mike Ives failed to mention that whitetail deer are not native to Vermont. The Fish and Wildlife Department’s efforts to increase the state’s whitetail deer population are nothing more than further subsidies to an already subsidized species. The whitetail deer is famous for being far more numerous in North America today than it was at the time of European settlement, but it is a southern species. Vermont hunters are so worried about “deer yards” because without humans, whitetails cannot survive the northern winter. Some whitetail deer lived in the humanaltered landscapes of aboriginal Connecticut and Massachusetts, and, with native farmers, penetrated along rivers further north, but it was only after the clearing of the forests in the 1800s that suitable whitetail habitat was created in northern Vermont. Whitetails do best around people and their lawns, office parks and farms. The Fish and Wildlife Department should focus more energy on our native deer: moose and caribou. Both species were extirpated from Vermont during the 1800s. Moose returned as the forests grew back in the 20th century. The nearest caribou live in northern Québec. A return of caribou would require a reintroduction, but in a state that prides itself on its commitment to the environment, perhaps it is possible. Peter Du Brul BURLINGTON

RX CANADA In [“Drug Deals,” March 18], how did you leave out the option of going to Montréal, finding someone who writes prescriptions for travelers and getting prescriptions filled with brand-name drugs incredibly cheap? Montréal is 112

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BARISTA BUSTER Thank you for the great article on the art of espresso and for sharing what sounds like a wonderful day with Elizabeth in her shop [“Hot Shot,” March 4]. Overall, I want to acknowledge and congratulate author Suzanne Podhaizer for taking a complex craft and making it understandable and enjoyable to readers who are not familiar with the art of being a barista. Having been in the specialty coffee business for 28 years, and having dedicated my career to training baristas, I am a stickler for details about espresso beverage preparation techniques. The only little thing I wanted to correct was the comment about how one of Elizabeth’s staff tamped “four times” and the suggestion that this was a “transgression” and “a crime against cappuccino.” When Elizabeth was preparing for her first N.E. competition, I had the opportunity to coach her, and would have shown her the “quadrant tamp” — my preferred method of tamping. I believe it yields the best extraction from the puck because of its completeness in coverage. I would like to optimistically interpret that the “four times” tamp Suzanne witnessed was actually a best practice being performed and not a transgression. Congratulations to Elizabeth for the success of her shop in Barre. She is a model for the dedicated craftsperson who unites her passion and skill into a service and inspiration for her community. Don Holly

SOUTHERN EXPOSURE Just want to add that Bennington and the southwest are also represented in the art zine by Matt Perry of Vermont Arts Exchange and reviews by me, Bret Chenkin [“New Online Mag Aims to Be Forum for Vermont Artists, February 25]. Please keep us in mind, too — the forgotten corner of Vermont! We have a vibrant art scene, and a long tradition of supporting the arts. Soon we will be adding interviews with artists of the area, including Pat Adams, Kevin Bubriski and Daniel Richmond. Bret Chenkin BENNINGTON

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I chose a slightly different tack with my answer, instead wondering not who I would be, but with whom I most closely relate. Here’s my response: The Karate Kid essentially shaped my entire childhood. In fact, a little known tidbit about your friendly neighborhood music critic is that, prior to relocating to VT, I was a youth karate champ in Maine. No shit. If my family hadn’t moved when we did, I would have become the youngest black belt in the state. Unfortunately, there wasn’t a school in VT that taught the style I studied. So continuing would have meant starting over as a white belt. Long story short, I turned to music instead. I’m still not sure about that decision ... Anyway, The Karate Kid inspired me to study the martial arts. Well, that, and the frequent asswhoopings one receives as the smallest kid in a school full of hicks. So the obvious answer to your question, Bryan, would of course be Daniel. And back in the day, I would say that was probably true. But age does funny things to a man. And while I wish I could say pure-hearted Daniel Larusso is still the answer, I have a feeling I might more closely align with Tommy.

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an House leaders scare up more than 100 votes in order to override Gov. Jim Douglas’ promised veto of the same-sex marriage bill? That’s the question of the week, and one that will surely test the leadership of freshman House Speaker shap smith (D-Morrisville). Senate President Pro Tem Peter shumlin (D-Windham) is already a hero for delivering 26 out of 30 votes in the Senate. Douglas knows just how to make Democrats scramble and squirm, and they respond in kind. With one brief statement — a threat, actually — the guv put the onus on Smith and his Democrats to cobble together a supermajority to ensure this controversial bill passes. He’s already on record calling the issue “a distraction.” “I’m sure that legislative leaders would not have advanced this bill if they did not have the votes to override a veto,” Douglas told reporters. Some House leaders now privately wonder if Douglas will take the same approach on the other six Democratic “distractions,” er, priorities, including: economic development and job creation; a $125 million bond to fix roads and bridges; boosting renewable-energy production; ensuring Vermont Yankee’s owners fund the plant’s decommissioning; shoring up the state’s unemployment fund without burdening employers; and fixing campaign-finance laws and allowing same-day voter registration. The decommissioning bill garnered 93 votes in the House, seven shy of overriding a veto. Douglas hasn’t said whether he’ll veto the bill, but he did just that with a similar proposal last year. Ditto for legislative efforts to “fix” Vermont’s campaign-finance laws. The guv has already expressed displeasure with the mid-year budget adjustment bill, and the Democrats and Douglas are far apart on many key items in the 2010 spending plan. What’s clear is that there are plenty of “distractions” under the Dome this year — but everyone’s guilty of playing politics with an issue or two. What’s not clear is who will emerge as a true leader. Keeping score — Douglas’ political armor is showing some cracks as a result of his efforts to score short-term political points with his conservative base. His impending same-sex marriage veto has upset some of his key Democratic supporters. That could hurt him if the Dems put up a strong candidate in the next gubernatorial election. Then again, November 2010 is a long, long way off. Among those who disagree with the guv on marriage is Frank Cioffi, head of the Greater Burlington Industrial Corporation. Cioffi supported Obama

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and Douglas in 2008. He even hosted the guv’s campaign kickoff at his St. Albans home. GBIC isn’t taking a position on marriage equality, said Cioffi. “However, I personally support equal civil rights for all Vermonters, and therefore respectfully disagree with the governor’s position on the issue.” The same goes for execs at the Lake Champlain Regional Chamber of Commerce, headed up by Douglas’ former cabinet official tom torti. Public Polled? — The Vermont Senate voted against a statewide referendum on same-sex marriage. But that hasn’t stopped the Vermont GOP from conducting its own version. Rob Roper said his party has polled 9924 people in 16 legislative districts encompassing 43 towns, offering three options: Save the same-sex marriage debate for later, do it now, or don’t do it at all. The results were pretty much the same, even in conservative districts like Rutland City. According to the GOP poll, 34 percent recommend waiting, 34 percent said no way, and 32 percent said pass it now. That puts Rutland Democrat Rep. Peg Andrews in a tough position. Ditto Republicans who are supporting the measure. House Minority Leader Patti Komline (R-Dorset) has already taken some heat, as has Sen. Kevin Mullin (R-Rutland). Democrats who oppose the bill could also face primary challenges next year — it’s that important an issue for some leaders. Another poll suggests the majority of Vermonters favor same-sex marriage. Republican Sen. bill Doyle’s Town Meeting Day survey of 13,000 Vermonters found 55 percent support same-sex marriage while 38 percent are opposed. While it’s hardly scientific, Doyle’s survey takes the pulse of the entire state and provides feedback to lawmakers who distribute, collect and, in many instances, tally the ballots. Then there’s Facebook. A group opposing Douglas’ veto had more than 13,000 members in five days; a group formed to stop gay marriage in Vermont had, um, 55. So, what exactly is the distraction here? The few people standing in the way of the legislation, or the thousands supporting it? Backers of the bill hope the vocal and visible support by thousands of Vermonters will sway the guv. “I don’t think we could have predicted that we would have come out of the Senate with a 26-4 vote, and I think that proves that we shouldn’t write people off,” said beth Robinson of the Vermont

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said former Gov. Howard Dean. “Stand up for humanity — put human rights above politics.” At UVM, Douglas’ veto was a topic of comedian Jon Stewart’s routine. He bluntly asked the crowd, “Why is your governor such a shithead?” That was the “disparaging remark” the Burlington Free Press noted in its write-up of Stewart’s show. Can’t print that in a “family” newspaper. Furloughs, Anyone? — Earlier this year Gannett — the corporate parent of the Freeps — issued company-wide, one-week furloughs to stem the tide of red ink. It helped, but not enough. Gannett recently announced another round of one-week

• Gifford Medical Center: $287,000 • Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital: $264,000 • North Country Hospital: $264,000 • Central Vermont Hospital: $238,000 • Springfield Hospital: $178,000 • Copley Hospital: $172,000 • Otis Health Care: $132,000 Where’s the outrage? Louis Porter at the Vermont Press Bureau finally weighed in on Milnes’ golden parachute in a report last week for the BarreMontpelier Times Argus, while the Rutland Herald took the company to task in an editorial. On Friday the state’s largest TV station, WCAX, covered the story.

At UVM, Douglas’ veto was a topic of comedian Jon Stewart’s routine. He bluntly asked the crowd, “Why is your governor such a shithead?” Leahy supported the Defense of Marriage Act in 1996, and is silent on whether he’d repeal it, a move Pres. Barack Obama supports. Obama does not support same-sex marriage. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I): “Senator Sanders has long believed marriage is a matter of state, not federal, law. Personally, he believes in marriage equality,” said Michael Briggs, Sanders’ spokesman. Rep. Peter Welch (D): “While the question of whether Vermont should legalize gay marriage is a state issue, Congressman Welch does personally support legalizing gay marriage,” said Paul Heintz, Welch’s spokesman. Lt. Gov. Brian Dubie (R): “All people, straight or gay, should be treated with dignity and respect. I agree with President Obama that marriage is a union between one man and one woman,” said Dubie. Treasurer Jeb Spaulding (D): “I supported and preferred permitting same-sex marriage when the civil-union compromise was forged. Still feel the same way.” Secretary of State Deb Markowitz (D): “Standing up for the rights of all Vermonters to join in marriage is the right thing to do.” Auditor of Accounts Tom Salmon (D): “I have no opinion on gay marriage as the state auditor. But personally, I do support its passage.” Attorney General Bill Sorrell (D): Did not respond. At the Democrat’s big fundraiser Saturday night at the Hilton — the David Curtis Awards — several of the speakers came out in support of same-sex marriage. “I hope you’ll take the governor’s advice: Vote your conscience, not your district,”

furloughs during the second quarter. That means each staffer at the Burlington Free Press must take five days of unpaid leave before June 30. This furlough, however, contains a hitch: Employees earning $90,000 or more must take two weeks off. Finding out who makes that kinda dough should make for some interesting water-cooler talk, eh? Health Care Blues — We’ve heard from plenty of doctors and pissed-off BCBS subscribers since “Fair Game” reported the salary and retirement package received by Blue Cross Blue Shield of Vermont President & CEO William Milnes Jr. Milnes walked away with $7.25 million — $6.3 million of which was a lump-sum retirement payout for his leadership at BCBS and its forprofit affiliate Vermont Health Plan. To clarify, this was the gross amount before taxes. Last week we left the impression that Milnes was walking away with $6.3 million free and clear. Not so. Milnes isn’t the only health-care CEO in Vermont being generously rewarded for his or her efforts. Below is a list of other top execs at Vermont’s hospitals and health-care systems and what they “earned” in 2007 in salaries and benefits, according to data collected from IRS 990 forms: • MVP Health Care: $1.25 million ($975,000 in salary) • Fletcher Allen Health Care: $1.12 million ($982,000 in salary) • Rutland Regional Medical Center: $447,000 • Porter Medical Center: $417,000 • Northwestern Medical Center: $314,000

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massive losses of Citizens Bank, headquartered in Rhode Island. Citizens has the further misfortune of operating under the aegis of the Royal Bank of Scotland, which lost a staggering $34 billion last year — the worst performance ever by a United Kingdom corporation. Stephen Hester, the Scottish bank’s new chief executive, recently quashed rumors that it was selling Citizens, admitting that it’s “unsaleable today at an attractive value.” KeyBank and Citizens’ Vermont chiefs both point out that their own operations are sound. In Vermont, each institution has kept to the conservative lending practices typically associated with Yankee banking. People’s United Bank, which bought Chittenden early last year, continued to make money in 2008, although at a reduced rate. Upon acquiring Chittenden, the Connecticut-based corporation ordered a cut of 71 positions in Vermont and the closure of five branches. Merchants, by far the largest of Vermont’s 15 community banks, remains inconspicuous on the national scene — which may explain why it hasn’t been swallowed up yet, as have a couple of other Vermont-based banks in the last 20 years. But Merchants’ overseers also aren’t angling for a buyout. As Tuttle puts it, “We like being an independent.” Plus, the very commodity that makes Merchants attractive to growing numbers of Vermonters — its localism — would vanish if the bank became just another link in someone else’s chain.

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anice Perry is an original. Who else has the balls to walk around on stage with a giant fake penis strapped to her abdomen, the guts to make fun of Jesse Helms and Joan of Arc, and the intellectual mettle to take on Jacques Derrida? Perry, aka Gal, is a Vermontbased performance artist known for her running commentaries on sacrilege, sexism and censorship. Over the course of her 25-year career, she’s taken her comedic routines to audiences in the U.S., Germany, England, South Africa and the Netherlands. After years of traveling abroad, Perry is back in Vermont in a big way, and a new work she’s bringing to the Fleming Museum on Friday is unlike anything she’s done before. She’s dropped her signature rapid-fire comedic monologues and picked up a penchant for philosophy. And not just any philosophy, or philosopher: Perry has fallen in love with Derrida. It seems an unlikely prospect. Straight-talking native Vermonter goes for aged genteel Frenchman whose circumlocutions have baffled students of philosophy for a generation. But these things happen. For Perry, the crystallizing moment came in 2004, when she heard Derrida speak in Germany. Later, she saw a film about his life, and suddenly she got it. “It” being deconstructionist thought, the idea that you can take something — anything, really — break it down into its constituent parts, analyze its contradictions and put it back together. Et voilà! Then Derrida died. Bereft, Perry decided to mourn the great philosopher by pretending to be him. She imitated his movements as she recalled them from the documentary about his life; she read a little Foucault; she walked around in her pajamas. For three days. Just like Derrida. “I looked at catalogues as Derrida, I washed dishes as Derrida,”

Perry writes. “I took naps as Derrida. I was being Derrida … Because I was still alive, still performing Derrida — and he was not. In a way I was, in fact, even more Derrida than Derrida himself.” Perry didn’t tell anyone about her fixation until several years later, when it dawned on her that her private performance could be recreated. This time, though, when she set about pretending to be the

out, is central to deconstruction. Sometimes simulation takes on more meaning than the original, as Perry puts it, quoting her main man. “Being Derrida” is a semifinalist in the Smithsonian Portrait Gallery’s 2009 portrait competition. If the installation is chosen in the next round, it will appear in a yearlong exhibition at the gallery that opens in October.

Perry has dropped her signature rapid-fire comedic monologues and picked up a penchant for philosophy. philosopher, she brought a videographer along to record it. The upshot is “Being Derrida,” an installation that consists of a “deconstructed” 6-minute film portrait of the man; Perry’s 45-minute, humorous and direct explanation of her own creative process as she made the film; and an audience-participation segment in which viewers interact with the installation by imitating Derrida’s movements in their turn. “We are all there, in the same moment, together, being Derrida,” Perry writes. The film consists of footage of the philosopher shown in large format while Perry mirrors his gestures in a much smaller format. The effect is like watching synchronized swimming: It’s unnerving to see the exact replication of an individual’s unique mannerisms and movements, because it makes you question the very nature of identity. That question, as it turns

At Perry’s performance/installation at the Fleming this week, Burlington Mayor Bob Kiss will declare Saturday SWAN Day — Support Women Artists Now — as part of an international effort to recognize the contribution women make to the arts. Kiss plans to dedicate the proclamation to Perry, she says. It’s a fitting tribute to a Burlington-born woman who has the chutzpah to take on the world, one performance at a time. And who, despite her uncanny ability to copy Derrida, appears to have that authenticity question all wrapped up. m “Being Derrida,” performance by Janice Perry. Friday, April 3, 7 p.m., at the Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. $15 tickets at the door only. Info, 656-0750. UVM student performance with Perry. Wednesday, April 15, 4-6 p.m., at the Fleming. Free.

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ome American artists spent the last eight years complaining about a certain Texan. Macklin “Mack” Finley spent the time writing The Mutt, a novel he says attempts to reconcile “artistic intent and class structure in contemporary America.” The Mutt was published in March by The Minimal Press, an independent Burlington outfit run by poet and Seven Days art critic Marc Awodey. In 2008, Minimal released NOTES FROM SPACESHIP, a collection of comic vignettes by “Agent Martian” — aka Mark Pekar, a part-time Vermonter who writes librettos for Burlington’s Viva La Voce Puppet Opera. Finley says he and Pekar — who also goes by the name Mickey Western — recently shot a YouTube video of themselves “engaging in bizarre behaviors” on the streets of New York City. Finley’s first novel concerns a Detroit painter and janitor named Martin Walsh who retells stories narrated to him by his grandfather. Finley says Detroit’s checkered social and industrial past is a perfect backdrop for his multigenerational American nar-

Burlington-based Parima Poets Publishing Collective. Anna Blackmer, Burlington College’s chair of arts and humanities, read early drafts of The Mutt and says Finley writes in a sophisticated voice without sounding “academic.” His characters are compelling because they are sympathetic but stubborn, Blackmer adds. She also likes how Finley’s Detroit landscape informs his investigation of class issues. “It’s very American,” says the prof. “But not in a clichéd kind of way.” m

rative. Walsh, he adds, embodies a common struggle to balance creative impulses against economic realities. The 31-year-old Detroit native speaks from experience. A published poet who studies writing and literature at Burlington College, Finley wrote The Mutt while working as a cook at highend restaurants in Detroit and Mandeville, La. He now hosts a bimonthly spoken-word night at The Monkey House in Winooski and is a founding member of the

Who’s afraid of Jacques Derrida? Performance artist Janice Perry as you’ve never seen her before—in a video “dialogue” with the father of Deconstructionist philosophy. Perry’s artist talk/installation crosses disciplines with an intimate, interactive, multi-media portrait of the creative process that goes beyond “Performance” and deconstructs Deconstruction itself— with intelligence, humor and charm. Being Derrida is a semi-finalist for the National Portrait Gallery/ Smithsonian Institution’s 2009 Outwin Boochever Portrait Competition.

The Mutt, by Macklin Finley, The Minimal Press, 195 pages. On sale at Lulu.com. PDF downloads $10; paperback copies $15 plus shipping. Burlington College hosts a reception for Finley on Friday, April 3, 6-9 p.m., with performances by Mickey Western and Friends, Alex Keyworth and John Holland; and readings by local poets Mary Vittum and Aaron Mitton. 95 North Avenue, Burlington. Info, 862-9616 or mfinley@burlington.edu.

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in the early ’80s. Though she had visited the museum before, she found herself seeing its collections as though for the first time. “It’s interesting that, the older you get, you tend to look at things differently,” said the redheaded glass threader, who’s 58. Zynsky, who now lives in Rhode Island, appeared to be fulfilling Rogers’ hope that the artists will “let what they’ve seen marinate in their brains for a while.” Time is needed, Zynsky said, for her imagination to take wing. “I try to let the creative process be unconscious,” she added. “For me, it’s always an experience of revealing and learning.” m

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Stop thinking. I’m sure you remember Molly Ivins’ remark about a Texas politician (no, not the one you’re thinking of ): “If his IQ slips any lower, we’ll have to water him twice a day.” That guy was onto something. The chief killer of higher life forms such as ourselves is, no kidding, a brain. As I wrote years ago, living things lacking a central nervous system, notably trees, have been known to survive for thousands of years. Admittedly, judging from the examples we have — notably some barely-hanging-on pines in the California desert — socalled Methuselah trees lead pretty meager existences and probably long for the exciting life of pond scum. And yes, it’s hard to imagine how humans might manage without brains. But if you’ve watched many financial shows on cable, you know it can be done. Drink. OK, you’ve heard this before and figured it was a research fluke. Maybe not. A good-size body of research suggests one or two drinks a day can reduce your risk of death from all causes, especially heart disease and stroke. Better yet, toss back those drinks as part of a Mediterranean diet. According to the Harvard School of Public Health, ingesting an abundance of vegetables, legumes, fruits, nuts and cereals; plenty of olive oil; moderate amounts of fish; not too much dairy; only a little red meat; and a glass or two of wine at meals correlated with a huge drop in death rate among participants in a 2003 study. Needless to say, your basic barfly diet (beer, maybe some peanuts) boasts no such results. Sleep right. A six-year study of 1.1 million adults found that those sleeping seven hours a night had the lowest chance of dying. With less than six or more than eight hours

per night, your mortality risk starts climbing. Too little sleep I can see being a problem, but what’s so bad about too much? So far, nobody knows. Eat less. Maybe you’ve heard this one, too: Animals on calorie restriction (CR) diets live longer. Scientists first noticed this when studying rats in the 1930s and later found the same thing with critters ranging from fruit flies to cows. Depending on the level of CR, life span in animals has been increased by more than 50 percent. Caveats: (1) can’t skip essential nutrients, (2) exercise is important, and (3) the animal’s weight must remain stable. Will CR work in humans? Not as dramatically, it seems, and we don’t have conclusive proof, but probably yes. The big benefit: a healthier heart. A six-year study in which participants downed half the usual calories found major improvements in cholesterol, triglycerides and blood pressure. If cutting back that much sounds too drastic, consider this. Adult residents of Okinawa, Japan, consume 20 percent fewer calories than other Japanese and have much lower rates of death from stroke, heart disease and cancer and better health overall. That doesn’t mean they live forever — Okinawans on average survive four years longer than Americans. (Some of that may be due to genetics.) Most estimates of life-expectancy gains from CR give you 10 years at most. Drawbacks include irritability, less muscle and malnutrition if you’re not careful. CR apparently works best when begun young, with less benefit the later you start. But, come on. Are you going to turn down an extra 10 years? An extra four? One? Not ready for extreme fasting? Some tout alternative schemes. The EOD, or “every other day,” method, which involves a day of fasting followed by a day of double calories, seems to work as well as CR — for mice. A human friend who tried it says he lost a lot of weight (2 pounds a week), but then his heart started skipping beats, so he quit. Here’s a plan I like better: one meal a day plus some noshing. Will you live to 150? Doubt it, but based on my limited sample (one), you’ll weigh what you did in high school and be mistaken for five years younger than you are. CECIL ADAMS

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Getting By” is a column that appears every other week in Seven Days. In it, we examine how Vermonters are surviving the current economic downturn. We’ll share personal stories and moneysaving strategies to help you get by during these tough times. Send your tips to cathy@sevendaysvt.com.

to buy a car to get to a much better paying job; b) when you really need a week vacation; c) when some clothes you like go on sale; d) when the interest on the loan is greater than the interest you get on your savings.” Slightly more than half of Vermont seniors sampled chose the correct answer, “a.” Unfortunately, a third of the kids who took the test picked “d.” Apparently they believe that taking out a risky loan makes more sense than saving prudently. Yikes. A recent survey conducted by the Girl Scouts of the Green and White Mountains and the Vermont Commission on Women drives home the point that financial education usually takes place at home — if at all. Of the 100 Vermont girls from 42 schools who were surveyed, nine in 10 reported getting most of their financial info from their parents. While nearly all said they accessed some kind of financial services, only one in five knew how to read a bank statement or balance a checkbook. For the past four years, Jump$tart has focused on providing resources to teachers and parents to help them help their kids. The group hosts conferences for parents and teachers and a daylong “financial fitness fair” for teens that covers budgeting, spending plans and debt management. The next fair will take place in the fall. This year, Jump$tart is also reaching out to kids through activities such as “The Reserve Cup,” a May event in Montpelier. Mousley describes it as a “game-show-type competition hosted by the Federal Reserve.” Now, does that sound fun, or what? But schools shouldn’t be the only focus, says Jump$tart board member Judy Branch, a family and youth development specialist from the University of Vermont Extension Program. Branch says she’d like to see parents take a more active role in teaching their kids about money. She speculates that some adults may be too worried about their own financial woes to raise the subject. “It’s almost like parents don’t want to talk about money any more than they want to talk about sex,” she says. “But it’s a conversation that is absolutely necessary.” And, according to Branch, it’s never too early to start talking. “At the time that Mom pulls out her credit card to pay for her groceries, and the preschooler asks something or looks at the credit card, Mom can say, ‘This credit card represents money that we’ve earned, or will earn, and we will pay for that,’” she says. Branch cites a program called Thrive by Five, sponsored by the Credit Union National Association. “It talks about how parents can, with very few props, just incorporate those conversations into everyday life with their preschoolers,” she explains, “so that by the time they get to kindergarten, they know a lot about money.”

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practicalmoneyskills.com: This website may be funded by a credit card company (Visa), but don’t let that stop you from clicking. Take the “Money Personality Quiz” to help you determine which areas of the site will help you most. You’ll also find financial tips for teachers and small businesses. And you can register to watch a free webcast of the 2009 Financial Literacy and Education Summit on April 20. www.myfico.com: Use this site to learn more about your credit report and your rights as a consumer. But Vermont Jump$tart Coalition President Gregg Mousley advises against heeding the site’s prompts to pay for more information. www.extension.org: This educational partnership of 74 schools offers info, online classes and access to experts at land-grant universities. The site has an entire section called “Financial Crisis.” www.stretcher.com: The Dollar Stretcher website promises tips on “Living Better ... for Less,” and it delivers. Look here for practical advice from articles such as “How to Have a Blowout Yard Sale,” “Fix a Leaking Faucet” and “Bail Yourself Out — Here’s How.” The site also supports an active user community, so if you’ve got a question, you can ask it in the forums. Current topics include “Growing Strawberries” and “Selling Extra Things for Cash.” www.creditunion.coop/pre_k: Here you’ll find the “Thrive by Five” program, sponsored by the Credit Union National Association. Use it to teach your preschoolers about money. www.aarp.org/states/vt: How will the financial crisis affect your retirement? The Vermont AARP website addresses that topic and more. www.vtjumpstart.org: Find out more about the Vermont Jump$tart Coalition. www.vermonttreasurer.gov: The Vermont Treasurer’s Office also has a section on financial literacy that includes a clearinghouse of classes and events, sorted by county. It includes a link to “Bad Credit Hotel,” a spooky multimedia presentation about maintaining good credit. Click if you dare.

Classes: A variety of local institutions hold free or low-cost financial literacy classes, including the New England Federal Credit Union, Mercy Connections, VSAC and Opportunities Credit Union. In April, Opportunities offers a series of afternoon and evening “Money$ense” financial fitness seminars with titles such as “Check It Out: Managing Your Checking Account” and “Control Your Money: Making Ends Meet.” The classes are free for credit union members, $10 for everyone else. See www.oppsvt.org, or call 865-3404, ext. 127, for a schedule.

Media: Looking for an explanation of the subprime mortgage mess and the credit crunch? Spend a few hours listening to three episodes of “This American Life,” an hourlong Public Radio International show. It’ll make you feel smarter. Go to www.thislife.org and search for episode 355 (“The Giant Pool of Money”); episode 365 (“Another Frightening Show About the Economy”); and episode 375 (“Bad Bank”). You can stream the shows from the website for free or pay a small fee to download them to your iPod. The reporters who contributed to those segments also write National Public Radio’s Planet Money blog (www.npr.org/blogs/money) and produce a podcast three times a week. Download it for free at iTunes and listen to it while you work out. The adrenaline rush of pure terror will keep you moving.

The Thrive by Five website includes activities designed to teach preschoolers fundamental lessons such as “Having fun does not have to cost money” and “When money is spent, it is gone.” Some parents might need a little refresher in those concepts, too. From a consumer standpoint, the best thing about Thrive by Five is, it’s free. That’s the good news — if you’re feeling financially illiterate, plenty of resources can help you catch up. Surprisingly, Mousley recommends www.practicalmoneyskills.com, a

website sponsored by Visa. “They’re actually one of the better places to get financial literacy information,” he says. “Believe it or not, Visa and Citibank have the money, and they do want educated borrowers.” Mousley and Branch contributed their suggestions to the list of resources included with this article. “There are a lot of good materials available online for free,” says Mousley. “You just have to have the initiative to go out there.” Nothing like a little financial crisis to motivate you, right? m

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hat’s the craziest thing you’ve done for quick cash? Nearly everyone has a good story about a bet, a dare or a truly odd job. We asked readers to share their most outrageous for-profit exploits for this week’s Money Issue. Most of the economic news is so grim, we figured a few entertaining tales would liven things up. We were mostly right. A number of the submissions we received involved eating, and those were, uh, juicy. One woman described pretending to eat a cow pie for $1; another bragged about consuming a wriggling live mealworm for $5. A third woman confessed to sucking someone’s dirty toes for gas money. Gross.

that involves G-strings). One woman cited her job standing on the street in wintertime dressed as the Statue of Liberty. A Burlington man had a grad-student gig reading aloud from James Joyce’s Ulysses. One anonymous woman said she was paid by a mystery shopping company to fail a graduateschool entrance exam. Why? She didn’t say. We were surprised to receive just one entry describing sexual favors. (Maybe our request for names and contact information deterred some respondents.) The sole salacious submission came from an individual claiming to have been paid to sit on a dentist’s face in the patient’s chair. No dollar value on that one.

One woman confessed to sucking someone’s dirty toes for gas money. We also learned that some people are willing to embarrass themselves for dough. One Stowe resident reports being paid to sing, “I’m Just a Gigolo” while standing atop a cafeteria table at the Mount Snow base lodge. No word on what that was worth. Not surprisingly, we heard from a few grifters and schemers. A Winooski woman confessed to having posed as a high school cheerleader and gone door to door collecting returnables to raise money for a “trip.” Seriously? Get a life, lady. Another respondent related how, when he was “homeless and strung out” in Nevada, he stole a defective microwave from the Salvation Army donation box and sold it to someone. The purchaser used it and almost burned down his house. Nice. We also received several stories of exotic employment (not the kind

We’ve selected seven of the most appalling or otherwise intriguing stories as finalists in our “What I Did For Money” Contest. Read them, then visit our website, www.sevendaysvt. com, to vote for your favorite. The winner will receive a package of gift certificates to local restaurants worth $100. The polls close on Monday, April 6, at noon. Thanks to everyone who entered! Finalists Molly Hodgdon, Burlington Some people are born with a natural ability to regurgitate very well, and I am one of them. I have regurgitated live fish more than once — usually while drinking. It was usually on a bet. People would pool their money.

I’d get between $20 and $50. They were just little fish — the kind you can scoop up with a net from the lake. I probably could have done larger ones, but I never tried. I’d keep them down just long enough to show everyone that I wasn’t hiding them in my mouth. I don’t recommend it; it’s kind of mean for the fishes. But if you do do it, drink a lot of water beforehand, or else the fish will die from your stomach acid. Professional regurgitating geeks have performed in sideshows and solo for centuries. I don’t claim to have anything like their dedication, skill or talent, but I have won a few bets and was even offered a job with the Coney Island Circus Sideshow for my modest emetic abilities. Kathy Blume, Charlotte I was hired as a temp to pretend to be an employee at an engineering company. They were having an on-site inspection by a very large firm whose work they were soliciting, and they wanted to flesh out the place to make the company seem larger than it was. I was set up at a workstation, given a bunch of blueprints, and told to erase all the circles and use a template to change them into squares, and then erase all the squares and change them into hexagons. I did this for three days because they didn’t know exactly when the inspection was going to happen. Amanda Ryan, North Hero I licked a pitchfork that we used for cleaning horse stalls. I only got $20. Joanne and Johnny Esau, Ludlow When we were first married (a teacher and a carpenter), we had an old F250 four-wheel-drive and a towing chain. On snowy weekend nights, we would pack snacks/thermos/cribbage board and camp out near upscale restaurants. When late-night patrons found themselves with wheels spinning in the snow, we would drive up and offer

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collaborative connection with Middlebury students and faculty, evidenced most recently in a joint town-gown production of Gypsy. Not surprisingly, he has nothing but praise for the college’s contribution. “As far back as the founding of the college [in 1800], this was ‘the town’s college,’” says Anderson, an adjunct faculty member who teaches musical theater. In his view, it’s high time the town-gown divide of more recent times was laid to rest. “My goal is to provide great arts products,” Anderson says. “There’s a lively arts scene up the hill, and putting it here at Town Hall Theater makes it much more accessible to local people.” Across Main Street and down the hill at

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Main ObjectiOn One of Middlebury College’s downtown projects has not met with universal approval: 51 Main. Yet a patron would never know the cozy restaurant-bar was the center of controversy. Inside the handsomely renovated, multilevel room, brick walls and bronzecolored pressed-tin ceiling tiles exude warmth, while a worldly menu says sophistication. Since the college took it over last summer, 51 Main has attracted both students and locals. And there’s the rub: According to some merchants and other observers, the college should not be competing for downtown business. Testy exchanges have appeared on the “Letters” pages of the Addison Independent. One commentator declared that the college has “a certain tone-deafness” toward the town and its businesses. Rebutting that view, another resident wondered whether the previous writer “would prefer … an empty storefront? Seven or eight newly unemployed? Less dining variety? Reduced economic vitality?” Tom Corbin, director of business services at the college, says the idea for 51 Main grew out of a campus survey conducted two years ago in which students expressed their need for “a more urban place to go.” When the restaurant Eat Good Food closed, its space was up for grabs. 51 Main launched last summer with a low profile, opening its doors only Thursday through Saturday from 5 p.m. to 1 a.m. Barbara Doyle-Wilch, the former dean of library services, came out of retirement at the request of President Ron Liebowitz to act as programming director for the newly created space. She’s proud of what the venue has become. Sitting in a sunny window one recent afternoon, Doyle-Wilch points out the amenities: a bar with wine, beer and top-shelf liquor; a kitchen that turns out such exotic fare as a tapas platter, Ethiopian chicken stew and “Bunny Chow” from Chef Stan Ricupero’s native South Africa. Doyle-Wilch’s favorite part of the project is programming eclectic entertainment, which to date has included countrywestern music, an Italian masquerade ball, a Japanese karaoke night, a Hebrew sing-along and poetry set to hip-hop. “We mix it up to avoid being put in a niche,” she says. 51 Main inadvertently put itself in the hot seat, though, with a decision to expand its hours of operation — opening at 1 p.m. Tuesday through Saturday — and to begin advertising. The initial business model “was not breaking even,” the college’s Corbin says bluntly. “We had a gift for the startup, but once that money runs out, it’s gone.” One vocal protester is Carol’s Hungry Mind owner John Melanson, who has worried about the impact of 51 Main on his coffee shop from the beginning. With its expanded hours, the restaurant has more opportunity to attract tourists, he grouses. “We’ve researched the market,” says Melanson, “and foot traffic in the summer is what takes me over the top. I know that without the college, I wouldn’t be here. I appreciate the college. But I wouldn’t come into town and open a business that already existed.” Melanson avers, “I’ve gotta do something. I’m trying to save my life here.” For his part, Liebowitz doesn’t quite get Melanson’s beef. “Competition would be there in any case — if not from us, then from someone else,” he says, adding that the college offered to help Melanson write a new business plan, but the offer was rejected. “The truth,” Liebowitz concludes, “is that we’re damned if we do and damned if we don’t.” This president, clearly, prefers to do. — S.J.

Frog Hollow, the reclamation of the Old Stone Mill is seen as Liebowitz’s pet project. The building now offers studios to students who couldn’t find space on campus to carry out their projects. Current occupants include painters, photographers, musicians, a woodworker and a group recording oral histories. This type of enterprise epitomizes Liebowitz’s goal of moving students off the hill and beyond their comfort zones. “Campus can’t provide everything these students want,” he says. Venues such as Old Stone Mill and 51 Main (see sidebar) invite students to “meet the town,” he suggests. “They open doors of opportunity.” Since joining the geography faculty in 1984, Liebowitz says, he was bothered by the mistrustful tone of town-gown relations. “It was obvious to me that the health of the town depended on the health of the college and vice versa,” says the prez. “But I used to listen to constant complaints about the college, and about the ‘wealthy, privileged brats’ who go here.” After Liebowitz took the helm, he started attending Middlebury

Business Association meetings. “I said, ‘Give me one big idea of what the college can do for you.’” The answer was already there: Town Hall Theater. “I’m a strong believer in the cost-benefit of that,” affirms Liebowitz. “The $1 million has a huge multiplier effect. I knew Doug and I trusted him. He agreed to provide internships, and it’s a good way for students to become involved downtown.” Liebowitz acknowledges that he’s “taken a more engaging approach to the town” than did his predecessor. “At first, people were cautioning me to move slowly, to be careful,” he says. “But that hadn’t really worked before.” Now that Middlebury’s Frog Hollow Crafts Gallery has closed its doors, the college is looking at the vacant building adjacent to the Old Stone Mill. One of his ideas is to help save the artseducation program still operated by the crafts nonprofit. “I like to look for opportunities,” says the college’s 16th president. “We’re always going to be the elephant in town … so we can’t worry about it. We just have to move ahead.” m

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efore her untimely death of a brain aneurysm two years ago, at the age of 32, Lucinda Mason had already embarked on a successful career in the visual arts. She had earned an MFA from Concordia University, completed an artist residency at the Burlington City Arts Firehouse Gallery, and was represented by galleries in Toronto and Manhattan. Her current posthumous exhibit, “Macro-Micro, Immeasurable Space and Higgs Boson Particles,” at the Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier, is a triumphant retrospective of Mason’s monumental final series of paintings, titled “Superconducting Supercollider Suite.” The images are exuberant, energetic and somewhat mystical as they examine both macro- and microcosms of particle physics. A pseudoscience movement in contemporary visual art marries images based on scientific discovery with conceptual narratives interpreting such wonders through less technical eyes. MIT’s visual-art program is even devoting a course to the topic this semester, examining “a variety of contempo-

theoretical physics involving resonant lines projected into space. Mason wove together pink patches and blobs of other hot hues on a black background, and ran fine white lines and white dots along her “strings.” Her use of dots works as an almost subliminal allusion to both primitive pictoglyphs and 21st-century scientific images. (Australian aboriginal art, in particular, extensively employs dots, concentric lines and repetitive abstract shapes.) The painting titled “03” uses a brighter palette and a white background. Thousands of dots and clouds of stain-painted light-blue mist, juxtaposed with complementary orange areas, demonstrate Mason’s skill as a colorist. Her paint handling is more atmospheric in the lighter tonalities of “03,” as well as in her other nonblack scientific paintings. The show includes a couple of immature paintings from Mason’s “Forgotten Icons Series” that suggest how ardently she searched for a direction before finding inspiration in physics. One of the pieces is a large blue

Mason’s “Superconducting Supercollider Suite” remains on the cutting edge of the art world. rary artists who use scientific symbols and language in the creation of their artworks.” Viewed in this context, Mason’s “Superconducting Supercollider Suite” is on the art world’s cutting edge. The series is primarily based on images taken at the Fermi Lab particle accelerator. The looping strings of light first captured by cloud-chamber images from the 1920s also appear. The massive 11-foot-long diptych “Inside the Accelerator” is brimming with loops, dots of various sizes and cloudy patches of color that gallop over black backgrounds on both panels. Pale blue ropes, lavender dots, clusters of yellow speckles and various repeated crescent shapes also crowd onto the surfaces. The bright hues that starkly contrast with the fathomless onyx spaces of Mason’s picture planes are hallmarks of many of her works. Another such piece, “String Theory,” comments on an esoteric concept in

tricycle on a blue background, more loosely painted than her later works. The other is a snail-like, pop-cartoonish character that is so saccharin it’s rather ugly. But there are hints of Mason’s future direction in the character piece — the trendy hot orange and pale blue harmony, and stringy lines that would be used to better effect in later works. “Neutrinos in the Garden” is a playful, black-backgrounded work with cartoonish, cloud-like shapes and green leaf forms. With what now reads as painful irony, Mason began a 2007 statement about the “Superconducting Supercollider Suite” with the words, “This large-scale painting project is at a very starting point.” That starting point was the beginning of a legacy, as well as the first creative rush in a promising series. Unfortunately, Mason didn’t have enough time to grow tired of it.

— Marc Awodey

WATERFRONT ART FESTIVAL: Burlington City Arts is seeking artists interested in being part of a fine-arts festival, July 10-12, at Burlington’s beautiful Lake Champlain waterfront. The festival will be free for visitors and feature local and regional artists selling their work under a “big top” tent. Artwork is juried and must be original. Application deadline: Friday, April 17. Download information and application at www.burlingtoncityarts. com/opportunities/. More info, 802-865-7166. ART’S ALIVE: Now accepting applications for the 2009 Festival of Fine Art and Juried Exhibition in June. Info and applications at www.artsalivevt.org. Deadline for submission: April 10. CALL FOR ART ENTRIES: Aesthetica is a UK-based arts magazine looking for American entries to the 2009 International Aesthetica Creative Works Competition, springboarding artists around the globe. Info, Pauline Bache, pauline@aestheticamagazine. com, 190-452-750, www. aestheticamagazine.com. VERMONT FINE FURNITURE AND WOODWORKING FESTIVAL: The Vermont Wood Manufacturers Assocation is seeking exhibitors for the 6th Annual Vermont Fine Furniture & Woodworking Festival being held September 26 & 27 in Woodstock. Registration deadline: June 1. Visit www.vermontwoodfestival. org to download an exhibitor registration form. More info, 802-747-7900. FOOLS’ GOLD ART AUCTION: Fools Launching Unusual Flights of Fancy (F.L.U.F.F.) seeks donations of art for the 10th Annual Fools’ Gold Art Auction and Pink and Blue Ball. Please leave donations, marked with name and contact info, at Jamba’s Junktiques, 324 North Winooski Ave., or call for pickup: 607-382-3441 or 802-863-4649. Can also email Foolsgoldart@yahoo.com.

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Art Lecture: Amy Cymbala, UVM alum and current doctoral student at the University of Pittsburgh, shares her research on the Medici women and the role they played as arbiters of cultural and artistic tastes outside Florence in a talk titled “Eleonora de Medici: Gonzaga and Personal Devotion — Toward New Layers of Meaning.” Wednesday, April 1, 5:30-7 p.m., Colburn Gallery, Burlington. Info, 656-2014. ‘Destroy All Lines: Graffiti from the Street to the Gallery’: Perry Price, exhibition designer and preparator, gives a lunchtime talk in conjunction with a current exhibit. Wednesday, April 1, 12:15-1:15 p.m., Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington. Info, 656-0750. April Essex Art League Meeting: Member Kelly Katulak presents a program on mono printing at this monthly meeting. Thursday, April 2, 9-11 a.m., First Congregational Church Essex, Essex Junction. Info, 862-3014. ‘Artists Get Wet’: More than 20 area artists share their images and poetry about Lake Champlain, while author/ scientist Mike Winslow and poet Daniel Lusk read from their works. Thursday, April 2, 6:30-8 p.m., Phoenix Books, Essex. Info, 658-1414. David E. Kearns: An MFA thesis exhibition of paintings. Through April 18 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Talk: Thursday, April 2, 3-4 p.m. Info, 635-1469. John McCardell Lecture: The college president emeritus gives a talk entitled “The Civil War and Historical Memory — or Memories,” in conjunction with a current exhibit. Thursday, April 2, 4:30-5:30 p.m., McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, Middlebury. Info, 443-5007.

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<exhibitions> RECEPTIONS << 33A The CloThesline ProjeCT’: T-shirts created by women to honor and memorialize survivors of sexual assaualt, rape and incest, and to provide symbols of healing. 5-8 p.m. at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Reception: Friday, April 3, 5-8 p.m. Todd r. loCkwood: “One Degree of Separation,” largeformat, black-and-white, close-up portraits by the Burlington photographer. April 3 through June 28 at Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington. Reception: Friday, April 3, 5:30-7 p.m. AmAndA FrAnz: Acrylic and watercolor paintings by the local artist that explore created situations in which to “listen to the song of paint.” Through May 15 at Plainfield Community Center. Reception, performance art and live music: Saturday, April 4, 7-10 p.m. Info, 229-2758. ‘dAvid e. keArns: An MFA thesis exhibition of paintings. Through April 18 at Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College. Reception: Saturday, April 4, 2-4 p.m. Info, 635-1469.

Chris neuhArdT: “New Works,” recent acrylics, watercolors and glass sculpture mosaics. In the Pickering Room. Through April 29 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Reception: Wednesday, April 8, 7-9 p.m. Info, 865-7211.

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Mark SMith & Pat O’Neil. Intrigued by the possibility of seeing as the “naked eye” normally does not? So were the pair of photographers whose exhibit “Light Painting” opens this Friday at Red Square. Smith and O’Neil used other-thannormal light sources to illuminate normal objects, to unearthly effect. The images will be on display through the month of April. Reception this Friday, April 3, 5-8 p.m.

lori hinriChsen: “Reading the Landscape,” recent monotypes and intaglio with expressive, playful suggestions of nature and life. Through April 5 at Red Mill Gallery in Johnson. Reception: Saturday, April 4, 6-8 p.m. Info, 635-2727. nAnCy sTone: “The Power of Nuance,” new watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through April 30 at Emile A. Gruppe Gallery in Jericho. Reception: Sunday, April 5, 3-5 p.m. Info, 899-3211. sCoTT Funk: “Water,” 20 largeformat photographs printed on canvas and depicting various seasons, regions, weather and mood. April 1 through 30 at The Daily Planet in Burlington. Reception: Sunday, April 5, 3-4:30 p.m. Info, 434-6434.

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Chili,” art photographs. Through April 8 at Avenue Bistro in Burlington. Info, 652-9999. dAvid keArns: Mixed-media drawings on paper. Through April 30 at CCV Burlington Pearl Gallery. Info, 652-2081. huGh Townley: “Against the Grain,” a large-scale retrospective featuring more than 60 works of art by the late American wood sculptor who spent his final years in Bethel, Vermont; and ‘oBjeCTs oF Power And idenTiTy’: An exhibition of objects, from weapons to jewelry, curated by UVM’s Museum Anthropology class. Through May 5 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0570.

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‘Interroband: Screaming Questions at White Walls’: Four senior studio art majors show their advanced independent studies in photography and painting. Steven Shattuck’s work consists of alternative tintypes based on childhood memory; Maggie Hughes explores the idea of social identity through digital photography; Melissa Claus interprets favorite sexual positions; and John Henry Donner uses text and font to examine how meaning is constructed from visual representations of language. Through April 3 at Colburn Gallery in Burlington. Info, 656-2014. Jay Vogler: In the center’s Chittenden Bank branch, the Vermont artist shows a series of recent abstract, mixed-media paintings on canvas that explore color field relationships. Through April 30 at Davis Center, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 425-2152. Jerome Milks: “Dramatic Light in the Champlain Valley,” largeformat photographs of landscape and nature images. Through April 30 at Healthy Living in South Burlington. Info, 545-2030. Jodi Whalen: New abstract paintings. Through April 17 at Drink in Burlington. Info, 865-0108. Kenji Katakura: “Phantoms,” abstract graphite portraits; Jason Osterhout: Abstract expressionism; Linda Reynolds: “Impressions of Place,” watercolors; and James Teuscher: “Remnants of the Iron Age,” sculpture. Through April 23 at Artpath Gallery in Burlington. Info, 563-2273. Lynn Powers: The member of the Essex Art League display her works. Through April 30 at Essex Town Offices. Info, 862-3014. Maltex Group Exhibit: The hallways on all four floors are filled with works in multiple media by eight local artists. Through May 31 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166. Paul Rossi: Vibrant figures and portraits by the Wadhams-based artist. Through April 4 at Premises Storefront Gallery in Essex. Info, 518-963-7150. ‘The Littlest Birds Sing the Prettiest Songs: A Group Show of Small Treasures’: Familiar and new artists appear in this show of various media, with works as small as two and a half inches; and Dan Gottsegen: Semi-abstract oils. Through April 28 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. ‘Views of Lake Champlain’: The Essex Art League presents a group exhibit as part of the 400th anniversary of Samuel de Champlain’s visit to the lake. Through May 31 at Phoenix Books in Essex. Info, 862-3014.

William Cordova & Major Jackson: “More Than Bilingual,” a collaborative project by the Peruvian-born artist and African American poet, respectively, featuring mixed-media drawings and installations and poetry exploring race and language. The works celebrate and critique how cultural territories are dispersed, redefined and transformed in urban settings. Through May 10 at Fleming Museum, UVM, in Burlington. Info, 656-0750.

:: central ‘Art Stimulus Package’: More than 20 area artists donated affordably priced paintings and photographs to benefit the locally owned restaurant during down times. Come for dinner, go home with new art! April 1 through May 31 at Restaurant Phoebe in Montpelier. Info, 223-2204. Carley Stevens-McLaughlin: Portraits of campers from Camp Ta-Kum-Ta who are surviving or living with cancer. Through April 30 at The Green Bean Art Gallery at Capitol Grounds in Montpelier. Info, artwhirled23@yahoo.com. ‘Four Today’: Paintings by Alexandra Bottinelli, Deborah Hillman, Beth Pearson and Tari Swenson, Main Gallery; and ‘The WPA in Vermont’: Pieces from the gallery’s collection, South Gallery; and ‘Portraiture from the Permanent Collection’: Paintings, Wood Room. Through April 19 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743. Gretchen Beck: “Balepate,” mixed-media imagery by the chair of the art department at Concordia University. Beck lived in Niger for several years and in her art studies aspects of the landscape, culture and native art forms. Through April 10 at Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney. Info, 287-8926. Heidi Broner: “At Work,” paintings of individuals on the job. April 6 through May 29 at Governor’s Office Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. Jess Graham: “Love, Winter,” large-scale new works inspired by street art and the natural world. Through April 12 at Seminary Art Center in Waterbury Center. Info, 253-8790. Lucinda Mason: “Macro-Micro, Immeasurable Space and Higgs Boson Particles,” large-format, cosmology-inspired paintings by the late Vermont artist. Through May 1 at Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. Miranda Syp: “The Revolving Door,” new acrylics. Through April 30 at The Shoe Horn in Montpelier. Info, 223-5454. ‘New Artists/New Work’: Recent paintings by Mary Admasian and Frank Woods, and granite sculptures of soft, gentle objects by Jeane Wolfe. Through May 31 at The Lazy Pear Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 223-7680. Ria Blaas & Lisa Kippen: Oil paintings and recent drawings, respectively. Through April 11 at Tunbridge Public Library. Info, 889-9404.

Diane Gabriel & Jordan Douglas. Gabriel saved negatives from her Holga camera — remember either of those? — for upward of 15 years, but printed some of the mysterious black-and-white images recently for her exhibit with fellow Burlington photographer Jordan Douglas. It opens this Friday, April 3, with a reception 5-8 p.m., and remains on view through April 26.

Robin LaHue: “Impressions,” impressionistic figure and landscape paintings in watersoluble oils. Through April 13 at Vermont Chocolatiers in Northfield. Info, 485-7770. ‘Transitions: Photographs by Robert Creamer’: The renowned contemporary photographer uses digital technology to convey a melancholy beauty in his images, many of which show flowers in various stages of decay. The touring exhibit was organized by the Smithsonian’s National Museum of Natural History. Through May 24 at Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich. Info, 649-2200. ‘Whole New Ball Game’: A group show of artworks in multiple media exploring the motion and emotion of athletic competition, Main Floor Gallery; Silent Auction: Sales to benefit SPA programs; begins March 10 and concludes at the Gala March 28, Second Floor Gallery; and Cameron Schmitz: Paintings and drawings, Third Floor Gallery. Through April 18 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Info, 479-7069.

:: champlain valley ‘Art Now: Doug and Mike Starn’: An installation features enlarged photomicrographs of snowflakes along with the museum’s recently acquired, many-layered photographic image of a tree, both by the famous identical-twin artists. Through April 19 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007.

‘Burlington: Then and Now’: A multimedia exhibit based on a yearlong project exploring the Queen City’s past, present and future by fourth- and fifth-graders at the Champlain Elementary School. Burlington photographer Andy Duback collaborated. Through May 1 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. ‘Confronting History: Contemporary Artists Envision the Past’: A group show of printmakers who invoke historic sources to examine the current state of the world, using an array of contemporary techniques. Through April 19 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-5007. Jane Fine: The New York artist, currently an artist-in-residence, shows hard-edged paintings where abstract and concrete collide. April 6 through 17 at Johnson Memorial Building, Middlebury College. Info, 443-6433. Patt Cavanagh & Mary Alcantara: Multimedia paintings exploring botanical and natural forms, and sculptures in marble or alabaster, respectively. Through April 28 at Brandon Artists’ Guild. Info, 247-4956. ‘Spirits, Dreams and HalfRemembered Tales’: Artists Kirsten Hoving, Emma Powell and Bridget Milligan manipulate the photographic medium, using recorded facts to craft imaginative fantasies. Through May 2 at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. Info, 382-9222.

:: northern Craig Mooney & Helen Shulman: “Human Landscapes,” evocative figurative works and earth-toned abstract paintings, respectively. Through April 26 at West Branch Gallery and Sculpture Park in Stowe. Info, 253-8943.

David Smith & Steven Bronstein: Paintings and metal sculpture, respectively. April 5 through May 18 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 535-5008. Joan MacKenzie: Cheerful animal paintings. Through April 28 at Blue Paddle Bistro in South Hero. Info, 372-4814. Judith Lerner: Paintings in gouache by the local artist. Through April 3 at Northeast Kingdom Artisans’ Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury. Info, 535-5008. Lois Eby: “Fourteen Works 20002007,” a selection of abstract and improvisational works on paper and canvas by the Vermont artist. Through May 18 at Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College. Info, 635-1469. Phillip Robertson: “Moments in Meditation,” recent prints and paper constructions, displayed in Brown Library. Through April 3 at Sterling College in Craftsbury Common. Info, 586-7711.

:: regional Felix de la Concha: “Private Portraits/Public Conversations,” a multimedia exhibit of 51 portraits that explore how members of the Upper Valley and Dartmouth communities have encountered conflict and how they made, or are making, their journey toward reconciliation. April 4 through September 27 at Hood Museum, Dartmouth College in Hanover, N.H. Info, 603-646-2426. m

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UK’s Mirror, South African game warden Alex Larenty made a dramatic display of the trust he engenders among the animals under his care. Sidling up from behind to a full-grown male lion named Jamu, Larenty lightly grasped the beast’s balls and held on for a while. Jamu did not protest. I invite you to attempt the metaphorical equivalent of this brave encounter, Gemini. According to my reading of the omens, you have the power to play with fire — and I mean “play” in every sense of the word.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): In his book When the Impossible Happens, Stanislav Grof describes a man named Kurt who was “very unhappy if there were no problems in his life and adversaries against whom to fight.” Kurt didn’t just thrive on crises; he felt uncomfortable if he didn’t have any. In my vision of how your destiny is unfolding, Cancerian, you now have the ability to express a more temperate version of this capacity. What I mean is that you could be highly entertained and resoundingly moved by the dilemmas that come into your vicinity, but without going overboard into obsession. You could embrace the challenges in appreciation for the way they compel you to get smarter, but without clutching them desperately.

LIbRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The sirens are enticing and wooing and tempting you again. This time they say have a really fabulous deal, even better than before. They’re sorry, by the way, about the somewhat deceptive advertising they used on the last occasion you came their way. They want to assure you that they’ll never again pull the bait-and-switch routine. So are you ready to give them another chance? Don’t look to me for advice on what you should do. I’m simply here to report the situation. Besides, you need a good stiff test of your powers of discernment. Oh, one other thing: To demonstrate their sincerity, the sirens are offering you their first song and dance absolutely free. SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): The three tasks I think you should work on in the coming week are among the hardest any human being can attempt. Luckily, you now have an unusually strong aptitude for them, and are likely to receive unexpected assistance if you’re brave enough to plunge ahead. Here they are. 1. Interrupt and overthrow negative trains of thought right in the middle of their flow through your brain. 2. Negotiate partial solutions to complex problems. In other words, do the half-right thing when it’s impossible to do the totally right thing. 3. Understand that in order to graduate from a certain batch of weird karma that has persisted, you must completely accept the situation as it is, acknowledge your role in precipitating and prolonging it, and feel gratitude for all that it has taught you.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): There will be other

times when I’ll encourage you to upgrade your relationships with your inner child, your inner mountainclimber and your inner serpent. Right now I hope you will take some quality time to commune with your inner elder. In my astrological opinion, you especially need the influence of this sage, old part of you. He or she doesn’t care overly much about social status, romantic drama, or the obsession of the moment, but is more interested in what provides deep meaning, generates love, and offers the big-picture perspective. So try this, Virgo: Leap ahead many years in your imagination, and tune in to the guidance of the ripe and vibrant wise guy or wise woman you will ultimately become.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Your symbol for

the week is the Mariana Trench, which is the lowest place on the earth’s surface. Located underwater in the Pacific Ocean, it’s almost seven miles down — further below sea level than Mt. Everest is above sea level. I chose this natural feature for you to play with in your imagination because I’m hoping it will inspire you to explore the extreme depths. The coming days will be an excellent time to get better acquainted with the stuff that’s at the very bottom of your world.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Philosopher Bertrand Russell AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Your IQ has wasn’t so much interested in the “will to believe.” Rather, he preferred “the will to find out, which is the exact opposite.” Your assignment, Leo, is to try his approach. Regard it as an experiment that you’ll have fun with. For a few days, refuse to jump to any conclusions whatsoever. Be skeptical of all theories about why things are the way they are. See if you can thrive without clinging to any ideology. Instead, be bursting with the intention to discover the raw truth, no matter where that leads you, and even if it seems to contradict your rules to live by.

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): “So I sing to my seeds,” says gardener Leslie Gaydos. “What about it?” Although she sounds a bit defensive about treating her unsprouted kernels like sentient beings, I hope you won’t be in the least apologetic as you carry out your assignment: Serenade your seeds. Bathe them in your tender concern. Infuse them with your intelligent love. Whether your seeds are literal plants or more metaphorical in nature, make it your priority to sweet-talk them and guide them into the next phase of their growth.

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STAGE #1: Posting It EVAN COOK: The story starts some time ago when I created my Seven Days “Two to Tango” account. For about a year, no yield. I tried other sites and still nothing. Well, after about a year I rewrote my personal page, focusing on the “sell yourself” part. You know, “talk about yourself in a nutshell.” So I asked myself: What would I be like in a nutshell? Very small, probably; that or a really big nutshell would be sitting in the middle of the room. Now, with that kind of crazy humor, how could she resist?

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MICHELLE COOK: I had a Seven Days profile for roughly a year and went on about four or five first dates. When I was coming close to my wit’s end with dating, I saw Evan’s new and improved crazy profile. I was sold. His nutshell joke had me in stitches. We only tossed back three or four emails before I got a good vibe, and we traded phone numbers. Once we got to talking, we realized that we grew up literally three miles away from each other and even went to two of the same schools.

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The Great Buck Howard HHHHH

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BUCK SHOT Malkovich plays an over-the-hill mentalist who sees a comeback in his future.

eing John Malkovich has never looked like this much fun. The actor delivers one of the most entertaining and deceptively complex performances of his career in writerdirector Sean McGinly’s The Great Buck Howard, the story of an old-school mentalist oblivious to the fact that he’s a relic of a bygone show-biz era. Early on, law-school drop-out Troy (Colin Hanks) is hired by Howard’s manager (played by the great Ricky Jay) to serve as the performer’s personal assistant and road manager. The movie unfolds from Troy’s perspective — which makes sense, as the screenplay is based on McGinly’s own experiences as road manager for The Amazing Kreskin, a real-life relic of a bygone show-biz era. The first meeting between the two sets the film’s tone perfectly. Troy is young, lost and searching for a place in the world where he can do something creative. Howard carries himself like an A-lister behind tacky shades, prattles on about his 61 appearances on “The Tonight Show” with Johnny Carson, and attempts to impress his new acquaintance by dropping names like The Captain & Tenille. Hanks recognizes at once that the guy’s a cheesy hasbeen. At the same time, he senses something authentic, almost noble about him. As easy a target as Malkovich’s character provides, this isn’t a Christopher Guest sendup; the movie isn’t making fun of Buck. The performer’s been reduced to playing a backwater circuit — places like Bakersfield, Calif., and Akron, Ohio. The first few times we watch him step onto some creaky stage, raise his arms and gleefully shout, “I love this town!” we assume it’s a gesture of pure schmaltz. But over the course of 90 minutes we discover otherwise, to our pleasant surprise.

The touching thing about Buck is that he doesn’t just live in the past; he loves what he does so deeply, he’s barely noticed the world has moved on. One of the picture’s running jokes is that he doesn’t recognize celebrities more current than George Takei and Gary Coleman. When the Cincinnati media outlets abandon a comeback stunt he’s staged in favor of covering a traffic accident involving Jerry Springer, for example, Buck is incredulous. Troy has to explain that Springer is kind of popular in the area, what with having hosted a decadedefining talk show and served as the city’s mayor. Then there’s the scene where Tom Arnold thanks Buck for inspiring him to enter show business. “I don’t even know who that is,” mutters Howard. The heart of the film, however, isn’t Buck’s cluelessness, occasional pomposity or kitschy flamboyance. It’s his act. His stage show is a mesmerizing combination of the cornball and the truly mindblowing. You forgive the dreadful rendition of “What the World Needs Now” at the piano when he gets to his “signature effect”: He retires to the green room with witnesses while his evening’s fee is given to an audience member and then, on returning, uses his psychic powers to find it. In 40 years, Buck has never failed to retrieve the dough. There’s a memorable scene between Hanks and Malkovich in which the assistant mentions a rumor he’s heard — that Buck has an accomplice hidden in the audience who whispers the location of the cash into an earpiece. “I love these people,” the greatly offended Buck Howard responds with unexpected sincerity, “and I would never cheat them.” There’s also a smart, sexy, funny subplot about a romance sparked between Troy and a smart, sexy, funny

New York publicist played by Emily Blunt. Sometimes I think it’s a shame movie stars aren’t publicly traded on the stock exchange. Hanks gives a winning performance, but I’d put every spare cent I have — and a reasonable percentage of my son’s college fund — on Blunt as the Next Big Thing. McGinly manages a marvelous balancing act. He succeeds in making the career depths to which Howard has sunk comically seedy, while at the same time affording the character a dignity made possible by his obliviousness and self-absorption. Buck’s a fossil and a nerd, but what he does in little half-filled halls off the beaten entertainment path qualifies as nothing short of astonishing. In less capable hands, the saga of a showman who just wants to show people that “the impossible is possible” might come off as sentimental. But McGinly, Hanks (not to mention his real-life dad Tom, who pops by to play Dad in the movie), Blunt and company know far too well what they’re doing to let that happen. Improbably, Buck Howard proves one of the most magical film creations in years, a totally one-of-a-kind accomplishment. I love this movie! RICK KISONAK

The Class HHHH

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GENERATION WHY A Parisian teacher’s students question his every move in Cantet’s acclaimed piece of cinéma vérité.

he Class is not an easy sell. It’s long. It’s talky. It’s subtitled. But anyone who teaches or has a strong interest in the future of public education should see it. And moviegoers who can appreciate last year’s Cannes Palme d’Or winner as a documentary (which it almost is) will find it offers winning insights on how people clash and compromise, in or outside school. How can a film be almost a documentary? Director Laurent Cantet (Time Out, Human Resources) wanted to make a movie about school that would be the anti-Dead Poets Society (according to a New York Times interview). He turned to a best-selling, fact-based novel about one young teacher’s experiences and enlisted its author, François Bégaudeau, to play himself (more or less). A casting call brought in high-school-aged nonactors, with whom Cantet and Bégaudeau held improv workshops to turn them into a facsimile of a real class. Cantet filmed the results, using three digital cameras at all times to capture fleeting, unscripted reactions. He succeeded. Amateurs asked to play themselves on film often seem painfully stagy, but this isn’t the case with Bégaudeau or his “students.” The action takes place in Paris’ 20th arrondissement, a multiracial area less troubled than the city’s suburbs. Still, several of François’ students tell him in no uncertain terms that they don’t consider themselves “French.” Their allegiance is to the places where their parents were born — and, perhaps still more, to those nations’ soccer teams. When Morocco shuts Mali out of the African Cup, all hell breaks loose in the classroom.

But the cultural divide goes deeper. Even pupils of French ancestry roll their eyes at the formal French François tries to teach them. “Who talks like that?” they demand. When the teacher concedes that the subjunctive can sound snobbish, they ask him what “snob” means. And so it goes. While the kids are deeply opinionated, they’re connoisseurs of music genres and video games, not of words. No wonder that, when another teacher suggests he assign them some Voltaire, François just sighs. Many teachers — on both sides of the Atlantic — react to this transgenerational static by tuning it out. They lecture to the “smart ones” in the class, silence the trouble makers and ignore the others. Not so François. What makes his teaching unusual — and controversial — is that he won’t stop engaging with the students, even when that means engaging in shouting matches. When the 14-year-olds goad him, he tries to figure out why. In his mind, everything is potentially a teachable moment, even a student’s sly mention of a rumor going around that François “loves men.” (“That really seems to interest you,” he replies innocently, teasing out the kid’s implicit homophobia.)

François ultimately denies the rumor, but for all we know, he could be engaging in bisexual bondage games on the weekends. The film departs from standard teacher dramas in showing us nothing of his personal life. It stays true to its French title, Entre les Murs (Between the Walls) by keeping all the action on school grounds, in the classroom, the principal’s office or the teachers’ lounge. The result is a claustrophobic experience, much like going to high school. Indeed, viewers may find themselves flashing back to their own most dynamic teachers and remembering something movies generally leave out: Those memorable pedagogues don’t transform every student they encounter, at least not in immediately obvious ways. Far more typical is François’ relationship with Esmeralda (Esmeralda Ouertani), a smart, bored girl who sits in class with a chronic sneer, waiting for him to make a mistake so she can point it out. Deep down, though, she wants François’ approval, as we see by her reaction when his patience finally snaps and he calls her an epithet she finds profoundly insulting. Like Britain’s acclaimed series of 7 Up documentaries, The Class reminds us that young people are not blank slates for inspiring adults to write on: They’re products of their time and place, their class and culture and family quirks. François doesn’t always qualify as a role model, either. But the movie’s slow-burn excitement comes from watching the teacher do something that people from all walks of life are far more likely to preach than practice. He keeps the lines of communication open. MARGOT HARRISON

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ADVENTURELAND: Apatow-a-thons don’t get a whole lot more real deal than this. Superbad director Greg Mottola helms this comedy about a recent college grad who takes a job at an amusement park when his original postgraduate plans fall through. Jesse Eisenberg and Kristen Stewart are joined by veterans of Superbad and Knocked Up, including Bill Hader, Kristen Wiig and Martin Starr. (106 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy) FAST & FURIOUS: Vin Diesel, evidently running low on career options, rejoins the franchise he snubbed after it made him a household name. In the latest installment, his character’s forced to work with Paul Walker’s to defeat a common enemy, employing a combination of cunning and nonstop car chases. Michelle Rodriguez costars. Justin Lin directs. (99 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) SUNSHINE CLEANING: From the folks who brought you Little Miss Sunshine (and who obviously have a thing for the word “sunshine”) comes the saga of two sisters who make a killing in the crime-scene clean-up business. Amy (“name a movie I’m not in”) Adams and Emily Blunt star. Christine (Sylvia) Jeffs directs. (102 min, R. Palace) THE GREAT BUCK HOWARDHHHH1/2 From writer-director Sean McGinly comes this quirky yet surprisingly touching portrait of an old-school mentalist oblivious to the fact that he’s a relic of a bygone show-biz era. Starring John Malkovich, Colin Hanks, Emily Blunt, Ricky Jay and Tom Hanks. (87 min, PG. Roxy)

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SLUMDOG MILLIONAIREHHH1/2 In this fanciful drama from Danny (Trainspotting) Boyle, Dev Patel plays a kid from the slums of Mumbai whose painful life experiences help him win big on “Who Wants to Be a Millionaire?” With Anil Kapoor and Freida Pinto. (120 min, R. Essex, Roxy) TAKENHHHH A former CIA agent takes matters into his own hands when his daughter travels to Paris and is abducted by Albanian sex traders. Liam Neeson, Maggie Grace and Famke Janssen star. Pierre Morel directs. (91 min, PG-13. Majestic, Sunset) THE CLASSHHHH From French director Laurent (Time Out) Cantet comes this documentary-style drama that follows a progressiveminded teacher through the ups and downs of a year at a Paris high school. Starring François Bégaudeau, on whose book the award-winning film is based. With Laura Baquela and Nassim Amrabt. (129 min, PG-13. Palace) THE HAUNTING IN CONNECTICUTH1/2 Virginia Madsen and Kyle Gallner are paired in this purportedly factbased horror-fest about a family experiencing that other kind of housing crisis — the kind where you move into a charming old Victorian and find it’s occupied by evil spirits. Martin Donovan costars. Peter Cornwall directs. (92 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace) THE LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFTH1/2 Are you getting the impression that a remake of a vintage horror film will be released every week this year? Dennis Iliadis brings us this recycling of the 1972 Wes Craven gore-athon in which psychos torture and molest two young women and then coincidentally hide out at the home of one victim’s parents. Starring Tony Goldwyn, Monica Potter and Sara Paxton. (85 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Sunset)

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THE READERHHH In this adaptation of Bernhard Schlink’s novel, a postwar German teen has a passionate encounter with an older woman that forces him to ponder his relationship to the Nazi past. With Kate Winslet, David Kross and Ralph Fiennes. Stephen (The Hours) Daldry directs. (123 min, R. Big Picture, Roxy) WALTZ WITH BASHIRHHHHH Proving to any remaining skeptics that cartoons are not always for kids, Israeli director Ari Folman presents his own and others’ troubled memories of serving in the first Lebanon War in animated form. Winner of the Golden Globe for Best Foreign Language Film. With Ron Ben-Yishai, Ronny Dayag and Folman. (87 min, R. Savoy) WATCHMENHHH1/2 What would superheroes be like in the real world? Saviors of humanity or fascist tyrants? In Zack (300) Snyder’s adaptation of the landmark 1986 comic series by Alan Moore and Dave Gibbons, a couple of misfits try to figure out who’s killing off “costumed heroes.” With Malin Akerman, Billy Crudup, Patrick Wilson, Matthew Goode and Jackie Earle Haley as Rorschach. (163 min, R. Majestic, Palace) WENDY AND LUCYHHHH Michelle Williams stars in this minimalist saga of a mysterious young woman trying to make her way from Indiana to Alaska in a doomed Honda with her only friend, a floppy-eared golden retriever. Walter Dalton and Will Oldham also appear. Directed by Kelly (Old Joy) Reichardt. (80 min, R. Savoy) YES MANHH1/2 Jim Carrey stars in a comedy based on one of those gimmicky memoirs — this one about a guy who decides to turn his negative attitude upside down by saying yes to everything. Peyton (Down With Love) Reed directs. With Zooey Deschanel, Rhys Darby and Bradley Cooper. (104 min, PG-13. Sunset)

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12 ROUNDSHH WWE champ John Cena stars in the latest from long-lost director Renny (Die Hard 2) Harlin, the story of a master thief who concocts an elaborate plan for exacting revenge on the New Orleans police officer he holds responsible for his girlfriend’s accidental death. Aidan Gillen, Ashley Scott and Steve Harris costar. (108 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic, Roxy) DOUBTHHH1/2 It’s a Battle of the Thespians: Meryl Streep squares off against Philip Seymour Hoffman in this tale of a nun in a 1964 Catholic school who won’t stop till she’s proved a popular priest guilty of wrongdoing. John Patrick Shanley directs, from a screenplay based on his acclaimed play. With Amy Adams. (104 min, PG-13. Palace, Stowe) DUPLICITYHHH1/2 Julia Roberts and Clive Owen get even closer (get it?) in their second pairing, a drama from Michael Clayton director Tony Gilroy about two spies turned corporate operatives who work for competing multinationals that will stop at nothing to acquire the formula for a revolutionary new product. With Tom Wilkinson and Paul Giamatti. (124 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy)

GRAN TORINOHHH: Clint Eastwood directs, scores and stars in this drama about a bigoted Korean War vet who befriends a Hmong teen and his multigenerational family. With Bee Vang, Ahney Her and Christopher Carley. (116 min, R. Big Picture, Sunset) HE’S JUST NOT THAT INTO YOUHH Ben Affleck, Jennifer Aniston, Drew Barrymore, Scarlett Johansson and Jennifer Connelly appear in this fictional spin-off of the bestselling self-help book by Greg Behrendt and Liz Tuccillo, featuring an interconnected group of characters who spend way too much time analyzing their love lives. Directed by Ken (License to Wed) Kwapis. (129 min, PG-13. Sunset) I LOVE YOU, MANHHH1/2 John (Along Came Polly) Hamburg is the latest director to attempt to steal a piece of Judd Apatow’s bromance thunder with this laugher about a dude who realizes after proposing to his girlfriend that he needs to make a best friend if he wants a best man. Paul Rudd, Jason Segel and Rashida Jones star. (97 min, R. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset) KNOWINGHH Apparently for lack of anything more artistically significant to do, Nicolas Cage continues his efforts to dominate the new and generally cretinous Cryptic Document Genre with this sci-fi film about a teacher who discovers a text from the 1950s predicting every major disaster of the past half-century. Wonder if that includes the actor’s cinematic faux pas. Rose Byrne and Terry Canniller co-star. Alex (I, Robot) Proyas directs. (115 min, PG-13. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Welden) MONSTERS VS. ALIENSHHH Seth Rogen, Hugh Laurie and Reese Witherspoon are among the voice cast in this bit of animated sci-fi family fun about a group of monsters thoughtful enough to band together and save humanity from an alien attack. Will Arnett’s in there, too. Conrad Vernon and Rob Letterman direct. In 3-D at Essex and Majestic. (94 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Welden) PAUL BLART: MALL COPHH Kevin James plays a New Jersey shopping center security guard forced to save a group of hostages without the aid of a gun or actual police training. Costarring Jayma Mays and Keir O’Donnell. Directed by Steve (Daddy Day Care) Carr. (91 min, PG. Sunset) RACE TO WITCH MOUNTAINHH1/2 Dwayne Johnson, the artist formerly known as The Rock, stars in this update of the Disney franchise. A cab driver finds himself in the middle of a magical mix-up when a couple of teen passengers turn out to be runaways with supernatural powers fleeing the forces of evil. AnnaSophia Robb and Alexander Ludwig costar. Andy (The Game Plan) Fickman directs. (99 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Paramount, Welden)

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wednesday 1 — thursday 2 Monsters vs. Aliens 6:30. The Haunting in Connecticut 7. Race to Witch Mountain 6:50. Knowing 6:40. friday 3 — thursday 9 *Fast & Furious 1:20 & 3:50 (Sat & Sun), 6:50 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Monsters vs. Aliens 1 & 3:30 (Sat & Sun), 6:30 (all week), 8:15 (Fri & Sat). The Haunting in Connecticut 1:30 & 4 (Sat & Sun), 7 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Knowing 3:40 (Sat & Sun), 6:40 (all week), 9:15 (Fri & Sat). Race to Witch Mountain 1:10 (Sat & Sun). Times subject to change. See www.bijou4. com.

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friday 3 — thursday 9 *Adventureland 1:10, 3:55, 6:50, 9:25. *Sunshine Cleaning 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1:20, 3:30, 6:45, 8:55. *Fast & Furious 1:35, 4:15, 6:55, 9:30. The Class 12:55, 3:40, 6:30, 9:05. Duplicity 10:30 a.m. (Thu), 1, 3:45, 6:35, 9:15. I Love You, Man 1:25, 4:10, 6:45, 9:20. Monsters vs. Aliens 12:45, 1:30, 2:50, 3:50, 4:55, 6:05, 7:05, 8:15. The Haunting in Connecticut 4:05, 6:40, 9. Knowing 1:15, 9:10. Times subject to change. See www. palace9.com.

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he door creaks, and two welldressed servers swoop in. The first holds a bottle of effervescent water. The second bears a platter topped with thin slices of lemon, layered like the scales on a fish. With a pair of tongs, he inserts a fragrant round into each freshly filled glass. They exit, closing the heavy, arched door behind them. I’m left alone in the wine cellar with my suit-jacketed husband, the murmuring fizz of the San Pellegrino and the flickering light of several candles, perched on ledges that jut from a stone wall. The opposite wall features a mural of a mostly nude, Rubenesque woman reclining on an al fresco chaise lounge, holding a bunch of grapes. Her expression is mildly lascivious. Behind each of us, hundreds of wine bottles rest on numbered racks in neat rows. “It doesn’t feel like we’re in Vermont any more,” I say. In fact, our cozy retreat — featuring a single, white-linen-draped table and piped-in Sinatra tunes — can be found at the Pitcher Inn in Warren. The town of 1700 is nestled at the base of Sugarbush Mountain and just minutes from the Mad River Valley ski area. Despite its proximity to the mountains, and the fact that every room comes with a locker for storing outdoor gear, the sumptuous property is not your average ski-bum getaway. For one, the Pitcher is the only Vermont inn that has the honor of membership in the international Relais & Chateaux network. According to General Manager Ari Sadri, each of the 475 member hotels across 55 countries “must maintain a benchmark of comfort, service and cuisine,” as well as excelling in intangibles such as “the warmth of the welcome and the uniqueness of the accommodations.” Here, said accommodations go for $425 to $800 per night. While Vermont boasts a smattering of places that serve high-end food, few of them offer a truly luxurious all-around experience. Folks in the

know say The Pitcher Inn is one of them. Dining à deux in a wine cellar is certainly unique. Each evening, one lucky party of two to six guests can reserve the single table and spend the evening sampling the chef ’s fivecourse tasting dinner, accompanied by wines from the 13,500-bottle collection. Sadri, who acts as one of the inn’s two sommeliers along with David Sullivan, believes this assemblage sets the inn apart, though it isn’t the state’s largest. Of his purchasing philosophy, he says: “I used to be guided by the wine press, until I realized that I didn’t actually agree with what it said, and decided to go with my own palate.”

Knowing my own knowledge of vino to be lacking, I ask Sadri to select wines by the glass to accompany each course, and he seems pleased to oblige. “People who aren’t going in on a whole bottle should be able to find something interesting by the glass,” he says. He rotates numerous offerings on and off of the “glass list,” he adds, believing it “should be a reflection of the larger wine list instead of a place that bad wines go to die.” Sadri starts by pouring a glass of nonvintage Gaston-Chiquet Brut. Although the inn’s selection includes Champagne from the most celebrated producers, he thinks small vineyards often turn out superior sparklers.

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bouche — a tidbit designed to whet diners’ appetites. We sample a single mahogany clam each, presented in a puddle of black bean sauce with a small pile of refreshing Asian slaw on the side. Then come the appetizers proper. The first is an oozing slab of foie gras over parsnip puree, served on a plate laced with balsamic and strewn with cubes of vanilla-poached apple. The second is a portion of handmade butternut-squash-and-taleggio ravioli in browned butter, topped with Marcona almond slivers and served with a scoop of Greek yogurt so rich it’s reminiscent of mascarpone. Although the foie gras is sumptuousness incarnate, the pasta has such a perfect balance of nutty, sweet and saline flavors that it’s hard to choose one over the other. As Mark unobtrusively clears the plates, we chat about his background. Like many of the other staffers, he’s worked at The Pitcher Inn for more than a decade. Mason came on board just a year after Mark. Sadri, who worked his way up over the years, began in 1997. Executive Chef Sue Schickler — one of a mere handful of female head chefs in the state — has been there just as long. When Schickler came to The Pitcher Inn, she already had years of experience. She graduated from culinary school at Johnson & Wales “a long time ago,” she admits, but credits “two great chefs” from Annapolis and Delaware as her strongest influences. Schickler describes the fare on the menu, which changes constantly, as “new American” in a general sense, but says she embraces global influences when they work with the “local, seasonal ingredients” she uses in the kitchen. “There’s no niche we’re stuck in,” she maintains. “If something Asian catches our eye, we’ll do that.” Case in point: Of our entrées, one brings to mind the breezy southern coast of France, while the other conjures images of dense German forests. And, while the flavors are entirely different, each is delightful. In the Mediterranean entrée, featuring striped bass and clams with capers, Niçoise olives, roasted tomatoes and tournéed potatoes (shaped like footballs), every element is cooked to perfection. Same with the Teutonic dish, a seared venison loin sprinkled with just the right amount of salt and served over mustard spaetzle with braised cabbage and a buttery red-wineprune sauce. The cellar is soundproof, but we can hear patrons chatting it up at the nearby Tracks lounge whenever Mark and Mason slip in to refill our water glasses or bring a new course. While some visitors shell out between $28 and

$34 for the inn’s à la carte entrées, others opt to sample casual fare at the bar. Like the dinner menu, the much smaller selection at Tracks features global bites, from fish ’n’ chips with tartar sauce to Thai shrimp curry with apple chutney (both $14). Hungry guests fresh from the slopes can also munch a down-home American buttermilk-biscuit-topped chicken pot pie ($14) or a burger with “shallot-dusted” French fries ($12) — a far cry from our tasting menu. The food is not the only thing about the inn that’s eclectic. After the original building burned to the ground in 1993, Yale-educated architect David Sellers was hired to build a new structure with an authentic look and feel. Says Sadri: “The challenge was to put up a new hotel in an old location, and not have it look like it landed from outer space.” Sellers chose to evoke three different traditions in the inn’s exterior: colonial stylings over the building’s original footprint, Victorian for a second portion and a more contemporary style for a third. In addition, he introduced intentional flaws — random steps, winding hallways and odd angles — to mimic the imperfections that can result when buildings receive additions over time. “The little details enforce the idea of architectural evolution,” Sadri says. Each of those pricey guest rooms has its own look inspired by an aspect of Vermont history. In the heavily requested “Trout Room,” for example, tree trunks stripped of bark and branches become elements of the décor. The headboard boasts carved

images of fiddlehead ferns. In the “School Room,” guests can read the alphabet stenciled on a wall border, flick on bedside desk lamps and scribble on a large chalkboard. But we’re not spending the night — not this time. Back in the wine cellar, Sadri is pouring a glass of port to accompany our cheese plate. Alongside the three wedges — a Robiola, nutty Spanish Garrotxa and BayleyHazen Blue — are piled hazelnuts and walnuts, thin slices of bread, crackers, grapes and figs. The final touch is a dessert sampler: apple-bread pudding with cream-cheese ice cream, orange-Pernod sorbet with gingered oranges, and chocolate pots de crème topped with fat toasted marshmallows and accompanied by a few bites of caramel corn. Three hours after arriving, we exit the wine cellar pleasantly stuffed, and I hand over the car keys to my husband. Sadri’s perfectly pitched pairings have left me with a new appreciation of how good wine enhances a dining experience — and in no shape to drive. In these trying times, a perfectly executed meal with elegant service is a luxury indeed. While The Pitcher Inn’s tasting menu is for momentous occasions, the inn’s à la carte menu — which features all the dishes we tried — is something of a steal, given the quality. And I think I’d rather go out for occasional fine-dining experiences than take more frequent chances with restaurants where food and service can be inconsistent, and products aren’t sourced seasonally and locally. The Pitcher Inn, I will return. m

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Last Monday, there was something in the air at Trattoria Delia, and it wasn’t just the aroma of Italian cuisine. The entire St. Paul Street restaurant was perfumed with the jasmine, ylang ylang and sandlewood fragrances of Chanel No. 5. Did somebody upset a bottle of the costly perfume? Nope. Designer and Grand Isle property owner Karl Lagerfeld was in the house, with a bevy of models. “He mostly eats grilled salmon and pineapple,” dishes Manager Jeremy Venditto. But that day, Lagerfeld sampled a bite of the Tratt’s herbed filet, drizzled with a Barbera wine sauce and topped with truffle butter. “He liked it so much he came back in with four friends on Tuesday and had the filet,” says Venditto, who notes that Lagerfeld only allows himself to eat beef once a month. On Thursday, the impresario dropped in again before catching a flight to Paris. That evening, nine members of his party ordered the filet, which they paired with bottles of Brunello from the Argiano and Silvio Nardi vineyards. Are carbs verboten at Chanel meals? Apparently not. Both the seafood and wild-boar pastas were big hits. “They did say that we’re their favorite restaurant in Burlington,” Venditto notes proudly. The Tratt wasn’t the only place to feel the celebrity love last week. On Saturday, Jon Stewart was spotted fueling up on coffee at Uncommon Grounds before his show at UVM. The friendly “Daily Show” satirist ordered an iced skim latte and a raspberry croissant, which rang up at $6.66. According to a staffer: “He thought it was really funny, and made a joke about it.”

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A whole new world opened up for Burlington’s Radio Bean when owner Lee Anderson signed a lease to take over the former New World Tortilla spot next door. He plans to turn the digs into a restaurant called ¡Duino! (Duende) that will offer a small selection of global street food all day and into the night. A passage will link the eatery to the coffee shop and music venue. “We’ll have a rotating mix of eight items, small plates,” Anderson explains. “We’ll do crêpes; we’ll do a noodle bowl, fried plantains.” A nightly vegetarian and meaty dinner option, also streetfood-inspired, will serve bigger appetites. But hungry folks should show up early: “We’ll have 30 or 40 of each [dish], and when it’s gone, it’s just gone,” Anderson says. The entrepreneur, who has consulted with several chefs but not yet hired one, says the fare will be “really different than anything Burlington has right now.” He takes over the space this week and hopes to open on June 1. What about that unusual name? Anderson took Duino — the name of a town in Northeastern Italy — from Rilke’s Duino Elegies. Duende is an evocative Spanish word with no easy translation. In Anderson’s rendering, it’s what happens “when the collective consciousness of the people comes together into something that’s greater than the whole ... It basically means ‘the orgasm of the arts.’” I’ll have what he’s having! These days, plenty of restaurants are struggling with the issue of what to charge for their food. Even as ingredients get pricier, consumers facing big bills and job losses are looking to cut corners. At Pastabilities in Williston, owners Dan and Nicole Roscioli have cooked up an unusual scheme to combat the recession: This Wednesday from 11 a.m. to 2 p.m., all hot dishes will be sold on a “pay-what-you-can” basis. “There are a couple of restaurants out west that do it,” Dan says, noting that his customers range from one person who “struggles to come up with lunch money” to another who drives a “$70,000 Lexus.” “I figure if someone’s having a great week and just got their tax refund back, they can leave a little more and help somebody get lunch that day,” he suggests. What does that lunch usually cost? “Anywhere from $3 for a slice and a drink to $10 for a large baked ravioli,” Roscioli says. Other items on the menu

Down the road at Natural Provisions Deli & Café, things are heating up. The natural-foods store has beefed up its grab ’n’ go options with a new hot bar. Says Manager Allison Lafferty: “We had a lot of customer requests for hot entrées, and we take our customer suggestions very seriously.” Now hungry patrons can nosh on a selection of soups, casseroles and side dishes. There’s always a vegetarian entrée. One day last week, Lafferty recalls, the bar offered “sautéed kale, a chicken stir-fry and a veggie stir-fry. And a strawberry cobbler for dessert.” The dishes, which change daily, always feature local, organic or all-natural ingredients, promises Lafferty. On holidays, looked for themed meals. The steaming eats aren’t the store’s only innovation. Lafferty has expanded the bulk selection, added more Vermont gifts such as candles and kitchen gadgets, and created special shelves to house gluten-free items. A new monthly e-newsletter keeps patrons abreast of store events such as free workshops on nutrition and weight management. The market “just keeps changing and adapting,” Lafferty says.

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n tough times, fast food can suddenly seem a lot more appealing. Though the strains of Wesley Willis’ “Rock and Roll McDonald’s” may ring in my head (“Quarter pounders are the worst / They will put pounds on you”), cheap eats with no prep time can’t be beat. But if you’re looking to get a plate of beef tips over healthy brown rice with a low-fat dessert for under $5, don’t hit the local fast-food strip. Try The Dunbar Café. Did I mention it’s at the Fanny Allen Campus of Fletcher Allen Health Care? Yep. In the spirit of sharing cost-saving tips, I pass on a piece of knowledge I have long hoarded: Hospital food is awesome. During my seven years as what I called a full-time “sick kid,” suffering from chronic neurological Lyme disease, I spent most of my late teens and early twenties in and out of hospitals and doctors’ offices. Many survivors of serious illness like to expound on how their hardships made them better people. I just learned that Fletcher Allen dining services kick ass. I know, I know. Hospitals have negative connotations for some. People die there. But people are also born there, and people get well there. I did. My advice: Suck it up. It’s probably the cleanest place you’ll ever eat, and once your mouth is full, you’ll forget that the guy next to you literally just held someone’s heart in his hands. Also, if you have a Jewish mother, she’ll be really proud if you pick up a date there.

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Nearly six years after I won the battle to get well, my Jewish mother and I still make it a habit to meet for lunch at The Pavilion, University Health Center’s cafeteria. Last time we stopped by, the cook-to-order menu offered pad thai for $4.50. (Match that, Tiny Thai!) We love to accompany our Boyden burgers with delicious golden beets, a far more ladylike option than fries. The absence of greasy, deepfried delights is one thing that sets Fletcher Allen apart from most eateries in a similar price range. As Daria Holcomb, manager of dining services for the entire complex, explains, “You can eat here for less than at McDonald’s or Al’s, and you won’t be doing harm to yourself.”

Fries disappeared from the menu, Holcomb says, when one of the hospital’s fryers broke. Holcomb and Diane Imrie, director of nutrition services, made the choice not to buy “another of something we didn’t want.” Expecting a backlash, Holcomb says she was pleasantly surprised to receive only three letters of complaint. “One was from a doctor, though,” she recalls with an eye roll. For years, the hospital meal plan has adhered to the “Mediterranean diet,” a variation on the USDA food pyramid that promotes the heart health naturally found in that part of the world. In April 2006 — less than a year after Holcomb joined the Fletcher Allen team — the food service staff signed a pledge with Health Care Without Harm, a group devoted to making hospitals environmentally sustainable. The “Healthy Food in Health Care Pledge” requires its signers to take defined steps to improve “the health of our patients, our staff and the local and global community.” One step is serving less fatty food. Another is reducing waste. Fletcher Allen now uses disposable cups made from corn by a company called Fabri-Kal, and the cafeterias’ utensils are polymerized from the proteins of potato waste by Tater Ware, whose website promises that the cutlery will fully degrade in 60 to 90 days. Besides a decrease in calories, the most significant change to the food at Fletcher Allen in the last three years has been in suppliers. “We’ve been working at building

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Open for dinner 6 nights a week! relationships with local farms who can do the volume we need,” says Holcomb. That’s no small task, as she estimates that the hospital serves 5000 people a day in its cafeteria alone. Currently, some 30 Vermont food companies contribute to the Fletcher Allen menus. Ready-made treats such as Island Ice Cream, Bruegger’s Bagels and Nutty Steph’s Vermont Granola are just the beginning. Vegetables come from Lewis Creek Farm and the Intervale — also the final resting place of the hospitals’ organic waste. “We hope our products are nurtured by our own compost,” says smiling Holcomb, who bares an uncanny resemblance to actress Emma Thompson. While no Vermont poultry farms have been able to keep up with Fletcher Allen’s demand (antibiotic-free chicken comes from FreeBird in Pennsylvania), Boyden Beef of Cambridge is a hit. “Boyden sirloin burgers we use everywhere because people like it so much,” says Holcomb, noting that the patties are among the few dishes served at every location. To help fill any voids, the hospital is getting into the food, production biz itself. Some

punitively so. Holcomb believes the quality-driven menu can be chalked up to the ample restaurant experience both she and CIA-trained Executive Chef Richard Jarmusz possess. Holcomb spent 30 years managing fine dining spots, including Francesca’s in Shelburne and Café Espresso in Williston, until she got burned out by the “grind of nights and weekends. I wanted to be in food,” she says, “but learn the nutrition components and really make a difference.” Everything patients and visitors taste must first pass muster with a panel of testers, even the prepacked “Grab and Go” sandwiches and salads. “We’re a diverse group and have a good cross-section. We want people to feel involved, so some of our leadership group, like our VPs, will come and test,” says Holcomb. Certain dishes are served throughout the Fletcher Allen cafeteria system, but recipes are left up to the individual chef. Chicken marsala, for example, is available on the patient roomservice menu and at the Main Street Café and UHC’s Pavilion. Holcomb expresses pride in UHC’s chef, Ron Sweeten, and

culmination of the staff’s vision of healthy, delicious local food. The space will be dominated by a 20-foot-long fruit, salad and soup bar. Holcomb says every item will be marked with its place of origin; all coffee will be Fair Trade. Besides the options already available upstairs at the Main Street Café, the new location will house a grill station where Holcomb foresees the cooks whipping up fresh fish as well as burgers, chicken sandwiches and the like. A made-to-order station will sometimes be a pasta bar, sometimes offer stir-fries, sometimes customize wraps and quesadillas. The “Grab and Go” section will be spacious enough to walk through and is cooled in the winter by outside air as an energysaving measure. Is this the future of hospital food? Maybe. Representatives of Fletcher Allen nutrition services and Healthy Food in Health Care held a seminar last Friday, just down the hall from the unfinished Harvest Café, to advocate their system to other hospitals. Folks from Dartmouth-Hitchcock, which currently houses a food court featuring the likes of Sbarro, expressed interest in following suit. Sharon Anderson, a dietitian at St.

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his spin of accompanying the dish with risotto. Menus change seasonally, but each outlet has a unique identity. The Dunbar Café, with its shepherd’s pie, corn chowder and Weight Watchers three-point desserts, is all about healthy, homestyle American. Sweeten’s choices at The Pavilion are creative: chicken pot pie with a cranberry biscuit, say, or ethnic offerings such as mulligatawny soup and sesame noodles. The Main Street Café is more New American, with rotating panini and quesadilla options as well as regular pizzas and cooked-to-order dishes such as almond-crusted salmon with artichoke pesto and butternut squash pilaf. As for patient fare, it’s progressed way beyond stewed prunes (though they are on the menu). Bruschetta is offered as a starter, and seafood risotto is a popular entrée. Holcomb says even Cornish game hens have made it onto the roster. The first weeks of May will see the opening — or landing — of a new hospital dining spot on the ground floor of the McClure Building, which Holcomb describes as “the starship of our program.” Called The Harvest Café, it will be something of a

Johnsbury’s Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital, said her cafeteria recently discontinued fries. Holcomb chalks up the low price and high quality of her food to a holistic, from-scratch ethos. As she poses for the Seven Days photographer holding a slice of pizza, I pronounce the sauce excellent. Both it and the chewy whole-wheat dough are made on the premises, Holcomb says; the mozzarella comes from Via Cheese in Swanton. Of Italian heritage herself, Holcomb “grew up in a family that made their own pasta, bread and sauces. I gravitated toward that,” she says. At Fletcher Allen, Holcomb notes, “We can charge less because we make everything.” And when restaurants use local products, she adds, “The whole Vermont economy benefits. The town the farms are in — maybe the schools will get better.” Great ideals, but I’m all about taste. (I’d eat a can of dog chow from Taiwan if it were well seasoned.) What matters is that I know I can pop into the hospital complex 22 hours of the day and buy a plate of Moroccan Spiced Flank Steak for less than it costs to make a burger at home. Talk about comfort food. m

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sk anyone you know: Dinosaur Jr. are one of the most influential American rock bands of the last 25 years. Well, ask anyone except, maybe, Lou Barlow. The band’s original bassist balks at the suggestion that he is in any way an indie-rock godfather. He may be overmodest, but Barlow’s work with the iconic Northampton trio helped lay the groundwork for alt-rock, grunge and, of course, indie rock. And that’s to say nothing of his own prolific canon with seminal lo-fi indie outfits Sebadoh, Sentridoh and Folk Implosion. In 2005 the original Dinosaur Jr. lineup reunited, marking the first time the group had played Dinosaur Jr. play at the Higher Ground Ballroom in South Burlington this Saturday, April 4.

together since 1989, when a bitter feud between Barlow and guitarist J. Mascis led to the bassist’s expulsion. Their 2007 album Beyond was a critical success, silencing those who questioned the artistic integrity of the reunion — although Barlow has candidly admitted in interviews that money did play a role in the decision to get back together. This June, Dinosaur Jr. will release Farm, its fifth full-length album featuring Mascis, Barlow and original drummer Murph. Seven Days recently chatted with Barlow by telephone from Los Angeles about the new record, his forthcoming solo album, being a musical trailblazer and a recent experience with jury duty.

SEVEN DAYS: So, I’ve gotta ask, how was jury duty? LOU BARLOW: (Chuckling) Uh, yeah. I didn’t actually have to do it. For some reason, I’ve never been

asked to do jury duty at all in all the other places I’ve lived. But I’ve lived in Los Angeles for 10 years and been asked to do it, I think, four times. And every time it’s, like, a week before a tour and I always kinda freak out, like, “Oh, my God. I’m gonna be on the OJ trial.” I jump right to this crazy conclusion that it’s gonna ruin my life. My wife refuses to let me just throw it away like everybody else does: “You’ve gotta do this. Just go do it. It’s your duty.”

SD: And the judge was really Judge Wapner’s son? LB: Yeah. He was really cool, too. I had to go in and do the panel … Basically, other times I’ve done it, you just sit in a room, like, all day. And they never called me, personally. Or I got lucky. And that means that you get this piece of paper that says you’ve served and they let you go home. But, his time I was actually called … and they pulled me

into the room and asked … well, I could go on all day about this. But it actually seemed really interesting. It’s like, if I didn’t have anything coming up, you know, it would be pretty cool. Otherwise, I was sitting there, like, “What am I gonna do to get out of this? What am I gonna have to say?” And I ended up just being, like, “Look, I really need to be rehearsing for this tour that I’m doing.” And they were, like, “OK. Why don’t you postpone it?” And instead of having me postpone it, they just let me sit there for the rest of the day. And then I was done with it.

SD: Cool. So, you made it out on time and were able to do South by Southwest. Did anybody catch your ear? LB: I saw a band called TV Ghost. They’re from Lafayette, Ind. They’re 18- or 19-year-old kids, like, this synth-punk band. They were great.

Totally out of control. They played in the dirt, like, behind this barbecue restaurant. Me and my friend were doing acoustic shows, while Dinosaur was doing these big shows and big parties and big showcases. So it was, like, an all-ages thing where they had probably 50 bands play that day. It was really kind of a guerrilla setup. And I played acoustic. And then right after this hardcore band from Brooklyn … well, they weren’t really hardcore. A punk band from Brooklyn. And then TV Ghost.

SD: How’s the solo record coming? LB: It’s done. And I’ve sent it to Merge Records in the U.S., Domino Records for the rest of the world. I’m working on the artwork. SD: When is it coming out? >> 13B

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free-funk quintet Bodega. However, fans will have to wait just a little bit longer to catch Japhy 2.0 — with apologies to Phish 3.0 — in its full glory, as Pfeil is previously booked with Pulse Prophets that night. Gravel’s Matt Deluca will pinch on percussion in his stead. So, Japhy 1.5, perhaps? In all seriousness, it’s good to have you back, boys.

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For once, the rampant rumors are true. Suspect speculation is dead on. Frustrating falsehoods are, in fact, fact. Radio Bean is blowin’ up. In what is possibly the worstkept secret since The Bakery was a “secret” venue, Bean owner Lee Anderson has confirmed that he has actually signed a lease to take over the adjacent space vacated by New World Tortilla and will begin the process of expanding his cozy java joint as early as April 1. And no, this isn’t an April Fool’s Day prank. When all is said and done — target date is June 1 — the Bean will have more than doubled its square footage and, potentially, its capacity, which I believe is currently somewhere around six patrons. I could be wrong about that, though. The new space will boast a slightly different feel from the original coffee shop, as well as an expanded food menu — see Suzanne Podhaizer’s “Side Dishes” column for more info, page 05B. And — drum roll, please — it will have a different name: ¡Duino! (Duende). In other news, I just learned how to type an inverted exclamation point. Neat¡ Rumors of the Bean’s imminent expansion have been floating around virtually since the shop opened — remember when it was supposed to take over Lovely Nails? So the news that it’s finally happening is certainly cause for celebration. Like, perhaps this Saturday, when The Fatal Flaws welcome Rutland’s Los Microbios for the April installment of their monthly Foofarawk series. Or maybe shortly after that, when local rockers The Shandies, Sons of Dawn and The Toes take the stage. Just a thought.

JAPHY RYDES AGAIN! Fans were bummed when Japhy Ryder guitarist and founding member Jeremy Kizina left the band earlier this year. His departure was viewed as a potentially fatal blow, alarming the local-music scene at large that it might be losing one of its more promising acts. The word “hiatus” tends to do that. According to an email from bassist Pat Ormiston, the remaining members went through a particularly rough stretch, during which they were forced to reevaluate their direction and figure out what the next step would be. That’s a tough spot to be in, particularly given the band’s success on the heels of their excellent 2008 album, No Consequence. I’m pleased to report that Stacked front man Zack Dupont has stepped up to the plate and signed on as the group’s new axe man. Japhy also added percussionist Joshua Pfeil of Pulse Prophets and Casual Fiasco renown, rounding out what promises to be a wholly revitalized outfit. This Saturday the band takes the stage at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge with Boston’s Otis Grove and Philly-based

According to numerous whispers around town — and backed up by the free recorded material on the band’s website (www.vilanellesmusic. com) and a recent appearance on Rebecca Kopycinksi’s (a.k.a. Nuda Veritas) local-music show, “Burly Song,” on VCAM — it appears I was right. Hey, it happens occasionally. In the last year, Villanelles have truly refined their sound and become legitimate rising stars on the local scene. Man, I love to say, “I told you so.”

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BLOODY HELL This just in from Blood Island, which I believe is somewhere near Grand Isle: Experimental-art-noise-karaoke-indie-other-robot-pop darlings Nose Bleed Island have just released the follow-up to their incredible 2007 effort, More Tales From the Blood Island. Entitled Opposite Hitler Mustache, the new disc has — count ’em — 27 songs. Epic. The obvious question is, of course, is it any good? The answer: I have no idea. The band is choosing not to submit the CD for review (can you do that?), so I haven’t heard it. But based on the strength of their last album, I’m guessing it is. Plus, word on the street is that the band actually learned how to play instruments for this record. How novel! This Friday the band celebrates the release of the new album with a show at The Bakery on North Winooski Ave. in Burlington. Ryan Power, Missy Bly, tooth ache., and Lawrence Welks & Our Bear to Cross round out the Villanelles bill.

As much fun as Villanelles’ HG show promises to be, they’ll have some stiff competition, especially for a Monday night. In case you hadn’t heard, Wu Tang Clan’s GZA will be appearing the same evening at Club Metronome. If you’re unfamiliar with GZA … well, you really need to get out more. Dude is hip-hop royalty. On a related note, the following evening, local hip-hop mogul BURNTmd — note the moniker adjustment — will join GZA onstage in Portland, Maine. Speaking of hip-hop, this Thursday Lotus Entertainment presents super-producer Mark Ronson’s latest hip-hop protégé, Wale, at UVM’s Ira Allen Chapel with legendary go-go band UCB. For the hopelessly un-hip, here’s what Rolling Stone had to say regarding Wale: “more crossover appeal than weed.” That should play well at groovy uvee, no? In non-weed related news — presumably, anyway — spring has sprung, which can only mean it is time for the seventh annual “Spring Fever Reliever” Cancer Patient Support Program benefit show with Bill Kirchen and Starline Rhythm Boys. You know it. You love it. It’s for a great cause. So be there this Saturday at the Sheraton Hotel in Burlington. Northampton honky-tonk trio Girl Howdy (who also play Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café this Friday) and Vermont’s own Elisabeth von Trapp open the show. And finally, tickets for the May 5 Vetiver show at The Monkey House go on sale … right … about … now. Purchase yours at the bar or Pure Pop Records after 4 p.m. on Wednesday, April 1. No foolin’.

OPENING UP Few things bring a smile to my face more quickly than seeing a local band tabbed to open for an established national act. For my money, it can’t happen often enough; there just isn’t a better way for local favorites to get exposure to larger audiences than sharing a bill with a guaranteed draw. So I’m excited to note that, this Monday, local indie-rock up-and-comers Villanelles will rock out with carnival-punk orchestra World/Inferno Friendship Society at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge. I first caught Villanelles a little over a year ago opening for the Queen City’s reigning indie-pop heroes In Memory of Pluto at Radio Bean. In a review of the show, I noted that the band, though still a little rough around the edges, fairly teemed with potential. Photo courtesy of Brendan McInerney

venues411 1/2 Lounge, 136 1/2 Church St., Burlington, 865-0012. 242 Main, Burlington, 862-2244. 38 Main Street Pub, 38 Main St., Winooski, 655-0072. Akes’ Place, 134 Church St., Burlington, 864-8111. All Fired Up, 9 Depot Sq., Barre, 479-9303. The Alley Coffee House, 15 Haydenberry Dr., Milton, 893-1571. American Flatbread, 115 St. Paul St., Burlington, 861-2999. Ariel’s Riverside Café & Pub, 188 River St., Montpelier, 229-2295. Avenue Bistro, 1127 North Ave., Burlington, 652-9999. Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494. Backstreet, 17 Hudson St., St. Albans, 527-2400. Banana Winds Café & Pub, 1 Market Pl., Essex Jct., 879-0752. The Bakery, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Barre Opera House, 6 North Main St., Barre, 476-8188. Basin Harbor Club, 4800 Basin Harbor Dr., Vergennes, 1-800-622-4000. Battery Park, Burlington, 865-7166. Bayside Pavilion, 13 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909. The Bearded Frog, 5247 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-9877. Bee’s Knees, 82 Lower Main St., Morrisville, 888-7889. Big Fatty’s BBQ, 55 Main St., Burlington, 864-5513. Big Moose Pub at the Fire & Ice Restaurant, 28 Seymour St., Middlebury, 388-0361. Big Picture Theater & Café, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994. Black Bear Tavern & Grill, 205 Hastings Hill, St. Johnsbury, 748-1428. Black Door Bar & Bistro, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 223-7070. The Blue Note Café, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. The Bobcat Café, 5 Main St., Bristol, 453-3311. Burnham Hall, 52 East River Rd., Lincoln, 453-3803. Bolton Valley Resort, 4302 Bolton Access Rd., Bolton Valley, 434-3444. Bonz Smokehouse & Grill, 97 Portland St., Morrisville, 888-6283. Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711. Breakwater Café, 1 King St., Burlington, 658-6276. The Brewski, Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6366. The Bristol Bakery, 16 Main St., Bristol, 453-3280. B.U. Emporium, 163 Porters Point Rd., Colchester, 658-4292. Bundy Center for the Arts, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-4781. Buono’s Lounge, 3182 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2232. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 149 Church St., Burlington, 865-7166. Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800. Carol’s Hungry Mind Café, 24 Merchant’s Row, Middlebury, 388-0101. The Center Bakery & Cafe, 2007 Guptil Road, Waterbury Center, 244-7500 Champlain Lanes Family Fun Center, 2630 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-2576. Charlemont Restaurant, 116 Rt. 100, Morrisville, 888-4242. Charlie B’s, 1746 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-7355. Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820. Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405. Cider House BBQ & Pub, 1675 Rt. 2, Waterbury, 244-8400. City Limits, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919. City Sports Grille, 215 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 655-2720. Coffee Hound, 97 Blakey Rd., Colchester, 651-8963. Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563. Cuzzin’s Nightclub, 230 North Main St., Barre, 479-4344.

Dan’s Place, 31 Main Street, Bristol, 453-2774. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 656-4636. Dobrá Tea, 80 Church Street St., Burlington, 951-2424. Drink, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 951-9463. Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209. Flynn Center/FlynnSpace, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966. Franny O’s, 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909. Giovanni’s Trattoria, 15 Bridge St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-5856. Good Times Café, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444. Great Falls Club, Frog Hollow Alley, Middlebury, 388-0239. Green Door Studio, 18 Howard St., Burlington, 316-1124. Green Room, 86 St. Paul St., Burlington, 651-9669. Ground Round Restaurant, 1633 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-1122. Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919. Halvorson’s Upstreet Café, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278. Harbor Lounge at Courtyard Marriott, 25 Cherry St., Burlington, 864-4700. Hardwick Town House, 127 Church St., Hardwick, 456-8966. Harper’s Restaurant at Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6363. Higher Ground, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777. Hooters, 1705 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 660-8658. The Hub, Airport Dr., Bristol, 453-3678. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub, 21 Lower Main St., Johnson, 635-7626. Iron Lantern, Route 4A, Castleton, 468-5474. JD’s Pub, 2879 Rt. 105, East Berkshire, 933-8924. JP’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389. Jeff’s Maine Seafood, 65 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-6135. Koffee Kat, 104 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-566-8433. Krazy Horse Saloon, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, NY, 518-570-8888. La Brioche Bakery, 89 East Main St. Montpelier, 229-0443. Langdon St. Café, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-8667. Leunig’s, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759. Lincoln Inn Tavern, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309. Localfolk Smokehouse, Jct. Rt. 100 & 17, Waitsfield, 496-5623. Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Maggie’s, 124 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-562-9317. Main St. Grill & Bar, 118 Main St., Montpelier, 223-3188. Main St. Museum, 58 Bridge St., White River Jct., 356-2776. Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776. Mary’s at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, 1868 N. Route 116, Bristol, 424-2432. Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198. McKee’s Pub, 19 East Allen St., Winooski, 655-0048. Memorial Auditorium, 250 Main St., Burlington, 864-6044. The Monkey House, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563. Monopole, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222. Muddy Waters, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466. Murray’s Tavern, 4 Lincoln Pl., Essex Jct., 878-4901. Music Box, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533. Naked Turtle, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200. Nectar’s, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771. Nightcrawlers, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 310-4067. Odd Fellows Hall, 1416 North Ave., Burlington, 862-3209.

Old Lantern, 3620 Greenbush Rd., Charlotte, 425-2120. Olde Yankee Restaurant, Rt. 15, Jericho, 899-1116. Olive Ridley’s, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, 518-324-2200. On the Rise Bakery, 44 Bridge St., Richmond, 434-7787. Orion Pub & Grill, Route 108, Jeffersonville, 644-8884. Overtime Saloon, 38 S. Main St., St. Albans, 524-0357. Paramount Theater, 30 Center St., Rutland, 775-0570. Parima, 185 Pearl St., Burlington, 864-7917. Park Place Tavern, 38 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3015.  Peabody’s Pub, 11 Clinton St., Plattsburgh, 518-561-0158. Pickle Barrel Nightclub, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035. Piecasso, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411. Positive Pie 2, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453. The Pour House, 1930 Williston Rd., South Burlington, 862-3653. Purple Moon Pub, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422. Radio Bean, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346. Rasputin’s, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324. Red Mill Restaurant at Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2311. Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909. Rhythm & Brews Coffeehouse at Living and Learning, UVM, Burlington, 656-4211. Ripton Community Coffee House, Rt. 125, 388-9782. Rí Rá Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401. River Run Restaurant, 65 Main St., Plainfield, 454-1246. Roque’s Restaurante Mexicano & Cantina, 3 Main St., Burlington, 657-3377. Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744. Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245. Second Floor, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088. Shooters Saloon, 30 Kingman St., St. Albans, 527-3777. Skinny Pancake, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188. Slide Brook Lodge & Tavern, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202. Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-6607. St. John’s Club, 9 Central Ave., Burlington, 864-9778. Starry Night Café, 5371 Rt. 7, Ferrisburgh, 877-6316. Stowe Coffee House, 57B Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2189. Stowehof Inn, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722. Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800. Tabu Café & Nightclub, 14 Margaret St., Plattsburgh, 518-566-0666. Tamarack Grill at Burke Mountain, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7394. T Bones Restaurant & Bar, 38 Lower Mountain View Dr., Colchester, 654-8008. Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542. Three Mountain Lodge Restaurant, Smugglers’ Notch Rd., Rt. 108, Jeffersonville, 644-5736. Two Brothers Tavern, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002. Upper Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585. Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910. Vergenes Opera House, 120 Main St., Vergennes, 802-877-6737. Vermont Pub & Brewery, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500. Village Tavern at Smugglers’ Notch Inn, 55 Church St., Jeffersonville, 644-6765. Wasted City Studios, 1610 Troy Ave., Colchester, 324-8935.  Waterbury Wings, 1 South Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827. Watershed Tavern, 31 Center St., Brandon, 247-0100. Waterfront Theatre, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 862-7469.

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1/2 Lounge: Sirenix: Acoustic Musicians’ Workshop with Toni Caitlin (singer-songwriter), 6:30 p.m., Free. Basscamp Presents Whiplash (elctronica), 10 p.m., Free. HigHer ground BALLrooM: moe. (rock), 9 p.m., $25/28. AA. Leunig’S: Paul Asbell & Clyde Stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LinCoLn inn TAvern: eagle Country Music night with Starline rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., Free. MAnHATTAn PizzA & PuB: open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. neCTAr’S: Justin Levinson Band (indie), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. rAdio BeAn: ensemble v (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. irish Sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red SquAre: FunkWagon (funk), 8 p.m., Free. dJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. SeCond FLoor: Superstar Karaoke with robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central

has truly come into his own. Taking its name from late-blooming goldenrod, the disc’s title is an apt metaphor for

CHArLie o’S: Mark Legrand (country), 10 p.m., Free. LAngdon STreeT CAFé: Bob Carlton (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Donations. Bow Thayer (Americana), 9:15 p.m., Donations.

the winding, sometimes-perilous life journey that ultimately blossomed into Velan’s third full-length album. Once

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LATe BLooMer :: With the release of Solidago, Montréal-based songwriter Chris velan

in some of the most war-ravaged areas of Africa. There he met Sierra Leone’s The Refugee All Stars and eventually

CiTy LiMiTS: Karaoke with Balance entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. on THe riSe BAKery: open Blues Session, 7:30 p.m., Free.

produced the fabled group’s first studio recording. The impact of those experiences is readily apparent in Velan’s

:: northern

own music, itself an inspiring and thought-provoking blend of world rhythms, pop sensibilities and highly literate

Bee’S KneeS: Shrimp (eclectic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

an aspiring attorney, the Middlebury College alum abandoned that pursuit and spent time touring refugee camps

lyricism. This Friday, he appears at Burlington’s Skinny Pancake.

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1/2 Lounge: Jah red (Latin soul), 7 p.m., Free. CiTy SPorTS griLLe: in Kahootz (rock), 8 p.m., Free. FrAnny o’S: Balance dJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. green rooM: dJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. HigHer ground BALLrooM: moe. (rock), 9 p.m., $25/28. AA. Leunig’S: ellen Powell & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LinCoLn inn TAvern: WCLX Blues night with the Joe Moore Blues Band, 7 p.m., Free. THe MonKey HouSe: 2nd Agenda, The givin, reverse neutral drive (rock, hip-hop), 8 p.m., $5. neCTAr’S: david Fiuczynski’s KiF, Bad Suit (jazz-rock), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. nigHTCrAWLerS: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. rAdio BeAn: Jazz Sessions (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Shane Hardiman group (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. Anthony Santor Trio (jazz), 11 p.m., $3. rASPuTin’S: dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. red SquAre: A-dog Presents (hiphop), 10 p.m., Free. SeCond FLoor: Wildout! (DJ), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. THe SKinny PAnCAKe: rebecca Padula & rik Palieri (folk), 9 p.m., $5 donation. TWo FriendS BiSTro: Karaoke, 8:30 p.m., Free.

CHArLie o’S: dJ Pq (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. LAngdon STreeT CAFé: emilia dahlin (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Donations. PurPLe Moon PuB: open Mic with Bruce Jones, 8 p.m., Free.

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:: champlain valley on THe riSe BAKery: Live Music, 7:30 p.m., Donations.

:: northern Bee’S KneeS: Anthony geraci with The eames Brothers (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

:: regional MonoPoLe: Sven Curth (rock), 10 p.m., Free. MonoPoLe doWnSTAirS: gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free. TABu CAFé And nigHTCLuB: Karaoke night with Sassy entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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:: burlington area 1/2 Lounge: Black: dimensions in House with dJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., Free. 242 MAin: unrestrained, Casting Curses, i refuse (hardcore), 7 p.m., $7. AA. BACKSTAge PuB: Karaoke with Steve, 9 p.m., Free. THe BAKery: nose Bleed island Cd release, ryan Power, Missy Bly, tooth ache., Lawrence Welks & our Bear to Cross, Cosmic Matrix (indie), 9 p.m., $5. CiTy SPorTS griLLe: Sweet Jayne (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free. CLuB MeTronoMe: no diggity: return to the ’90s (’90s dance party), 9 p.m., Free. FrAnny o’S: Melonheadz (rock), 10 p.m., Free. green rooM: dJ A-dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. HigHer ground BALLrooM: The derek Trucks Band (roots-rock), 8:30 p.m., $25/27. AA. HigHer ground SHoWCASe Lounge: First Friday with emilia dahlin, dJ Precious, dJ Llu (singer-songwriter, electro-dance), 8 p.m., $5/10. AA. JP’S PuB: dave Harrison’s Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. LinCoLn inn TAvern: dave grippo Funk Band, 9 p.m., Free. THe MonKey HouSe: Lendway, dark Knights of Camelot, Farm (rock, indie-pop, Americana noire), 9 p.m., $6. neCTAr’S: Mike Pedersen (singersongwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Seth yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. indobox, incarnations of ed, The effective dose (rock), 8 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. nigHTCrAWLerS: High rollers (rock), 9 p.m., Free. PAriMA MAin STAge: The Smittens, one Happy island (indie-pop), 9 p.m., $3. rAdio BeAn: Kip de Moll (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Turtle Ambulance (indie), 9 p.m., Free. Blowtorch (rock), 11 p.m., Free. Phantom Animal (rock), 11:45 p.m., Free. rASPuTin’S: Top Hat danceteria (DJ), 10 p.m., $3. red SquAre: Justin Levinson (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., Free. Jamie McLean Band (rock), 9 p.m., $3. nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $3. rí rá iriSH PuB: Supersounds dJ, 10 p.m., Free. SeCond FLoor: voodoo with dJ robbie J. (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $3/10. THe SKinny PAnCAKe: Chris velan & John richards (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m., $5 donation. TWo FriendS BiSTro: dJ rob douglas (house), 9:30 p.m., Free.

:: central BLACK door BAr & BiSTro: Sara grace & The Suits (roots-rock), 9:30 p.m., $5.

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:: champlain valley 51 Main: ray Paczkowski & russ lawton (funk), 9 p.m., Free. BristOl BakerY anD Café: ensemble V (jazz), 8 p.m., Donations. CitY liMits: top hat entertainment Dance Party (Top 40), 9 p.m., Free. On the rise BakerY: On the rise session Band Bluegrass fundraiser, 7:30 p.m., Donations.

:: northern Bee’s knees: the heckhounds (country-blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. the huB Pizzeria & PuB: the eames Brothers (blues), 9 p.m., Free. JD’s PuB: live Music, 9:30 p.m., $3. MatterhOrn: Matty t. & the road 2 ruin (rock), 9 p.m., $5. rustY nail: DJ russell (mashup), 10 p.m., $5.

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sheratOn hOtel: CPsG Benefit: starline rhythm Boys with Bill kirchen, Girl howdy, elizabeth von trapp (rockabilly, honky-tonk), 8 p.m., $18. the skinnY PanCake: the Medicinals with Marie loebe (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $5 donation. tWO frienDs BistrO: DJ rob Douglas (house), 9:30 p.m., Free.

:: central BlaCk DOOr Bar & BistrO: rusty romance (Americana), 9:30 p.m., $5. the Center BakerY & Café: Billy Caldwell (acoustic), 9:30 a.m., Free. Charlie O’s: Jive attic (blues-rock), 10 p.m., Free. lanGDOn street Café: Wood to stone to sea (puppet show), 7 p.m., Donations. amapola (Latin), 9:30 p.m., Donations. PurPle MOOn PuB: sugar shack (rock), 8 p.m., Free.

:: champlain valley 51 Main: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free. CitY liMits: Dance Party with DJ earl (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. On the rise BakerY: funkWagon (funk), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

:: northern Bee’s knees: Blue fox & the rockin’ Daddies (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. PieCassO: karaoke Championship with John Wilson & Danger Dave, 9:30 p.m., Free. rustY nail: the Peacheaters: an allman Brothers experience (Allman Brothers tribute), 9 p.m., N/A. the taMaraCk Grill at Burke MOuntain: Matt tellier (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., Free.

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(Self-released, CD) It’s been roughly five years since Burlington’s 2nd Agenda released their debut album, Connect. Though critical response was lukewarm at best, the group pressed on undeterred and have become something of a scene cornerstone — even if they are somewhat overlooked in the current flood of indier-than-thou mania. Thanks largely to the yeoman-like efforts of songwriter and bandleader Andy Lugo, their long-awaited follow-up, Take Cover, is a reminder that the Queen City has more to offer than skinny jeans and jangly guitars. A slinky reggae groove introduces album opener “Bob Lives” — guess which Bob they’re referring to? Lugo and DJ Transplante deliver a sort of alternative hip-hop call and response, with the turntablist answering each of the singer’s highminded exhortations with well-placed cuts and scratches. Backing vocalist Yas Gordon matches Lugo’s laid-back melodic flow with a smooth, impassioned delivery of her own. “Might Az Well” follows in a similar stylistic vein. Over another lazily lilting reggae cadence, Lugo unleashes some nifty acoustic runs, giving the tune a rootsier feel than the previous track had. That is, until a rockin’ electric guitar solo kicks in after a slowly simmering bridge. The effect is surprisingly intense, jerking the tune out of its rastafied amble. 2nd Agenda trades largely in higher-conscious fare, and the most overt example rears its lionized head on “The Kost.” Though well intentioned, such morally righteous discourse can be risky lyrical fodder. Namely, because there’s a slim margin of error between “thought provoking” and “dogmatic regurgitation.” While Lugo doesn’t offer many mind-blowing poetic nuggets, he is refreshingly nonpreachy. The heartfelt quality in his vocal delivery suggests he’s not the shepherd so much as just another member of the flock. But he gets his point across. Next up, “Transmission” marks a significant stylistic leap into more straight-ahead rock musings. With guitars blazing, Lugo is something of a cross between Everlast and Peter Gabriel. That may seem an odd combination, but it works, especially during the acoustic breaks. “Common Folk” closes the album with the disc’s most certifiably hip-hop-styled track. Lugo and Transplante share MC duties and prove a potent duo — although there are a couple of uncomfortable moments strangely reminiscent of Weird Al Yankovic’s Coolio parody, “Amish Paradise.” Occasional stilted flow aside, it’s a solid curtain call. Take Cover isn’t a perfect album. Then again, few are. But 2nd Agenda’s sophomore effort should be a welcome addition to Burlington’s increasingly vibrant higher-conscious music scene. Catch the band live at The Monkey House in Winooski this Thursday, April 2. DAN BOLLES

HONEYSUCKLE, AT THE APPALACHIAN JUBILEE (Self-released, CD) Is it me, or is Montpelier quietly becoming Vermont’s answer to Nashville? Per capita, and perhaps even in raw numbers, the state’s diminutive capital region surely must boast more twangy goodness than any other. From straight-up country and rockabilly, to alt-country and country rock, to bluegrass and old-time music, the rootsy fare found in the shadow of the Golden Dome is stunning, both in sheer volume and, more importantly, quality. Into the mix come Honeysuckle — transplants from Takoma Park, Md. — and they prove a worthy addition to the city’s embarrassment of Americana riches. The duo’s recently remastered live album, At the Appalachian Jubilee, originally recorded in 1993, should be required listening for any local with an affinity for down-home high harmony. From the first notes of “The Sweetest Song,” lead vocalist Carol Hausner is obviously the star of the show. Her voice is comfortingly familiar, alternately reminiscent of June Carter and Emmylou Harris. While that statement might be seen as hyperbole — if not sacrilege — Hausner’s warm tone is pure and unvarnished. Her stylistic inflections are classically understated. Even on beloved country standards such as this Tim O’Brien number, Hausner’s ornamental inventions feel like they’ve always been part of the song. Guitarist/vocalist Ed Schaeffer, though a bit overshadowed, is no slouch. He more than holds his own both vocally and instrumentally. His is a full, if occasionally nasal, tone, providing ballast for Hausner’s soaring vocal flights. He’s the perfect straight man, offering no more or less than each tune requires. Even when Schaeffer takes the lead, as he does on George Jones’ “Golden Ring” and Johnny Russell’s “Baptism of Jesse Taylor,” his performance is tastefully restrained. Ace player Warren Reader drops in on two numbers, “Old Flames” and “I Can’t Help It (If I’m Still in Love With You)” and serves up shimmering dobro licks. Honeysuckle close out the affair with a swooning rendition of the Carter Family classic “Gold Watch and Chain.” If the album has any flaw, it’s the numerous stage-banter interludes between tracks. Though mildly interesting on the initial listen, they grow wearisome with repeated spins. That said, the final remarks by the show’s emcee — delivered in a charming drawl — offer a succinct take on the performance: “Honeysuckle, thank you so much … Isn’t their music refreshing?” Indeed it is. Catch Honeysuckle, with special guests Mark Greenberg (banjo), Dan Haley (mandolin) and Noah Hahn (bass), on Sunday, April 12, at Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café. DAN BOLLES

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SOUNDS FISHY :: In a scant four years, Los Angeles’ Fishtank Ensemble have exploded onto the world music scene with what the LA Weekly succinctly calls ”cross-pollinated gypsy music.” With dual fiddles blazing, this septet of tuneful transients explores a diverse landscape of music, from Transylvanian gyspy anthems to hot house jazz and flamenco. They even toss in a few quirky originals, just for good measure. Oh, and Fishtank have a musical saw. Awesome. Catch the group Wednesday, April 8, at Montpeculiar’s haven of heady hooliganism, The Langdon Street Café.

SAT.04 << 11B Monopole: The Kind Buds (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Olive Ridley’s: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., Free. Tabu Café and Nightclub: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (DJ), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.05 :: burlington area

1/2 Lounge: Tea Dance with Rob Douglas (house), 8 p.m., Free. YouTube Night, 10 p.m., Free. Backstage Pub: Karaoke with Pete, 9 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: Family Night Open Jam, 10 p.m., Free (18+). Franny O’s: Balance DJ & Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. Lincoln Inn Tavern: Pine Street Jazz with Matt Wright, 6 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: Comedy Night with Kathleen Kanz, Dustin Bruley, Kellie Fleury, Paul Cook, Mike Robideau (standup), 7 p.m., $5. Nectar’s: Mi Yard Reggae Night with Big Dog & Demus (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. Nightcrawlers: Karaoke with Steve LeClair, 7 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: Old Time Sessions, 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Leonard Mynx & Audie Darling (singersongwriters), 7 p.m., Free. The Julia Marie Band (indie), 10 p.m., Free.

:: central Langdon Street Café: Spring Concert Series: Second Wind (folk), 3 p.m., Donations.

:: northern Bee’s Knees: Jazz Brunch with Johi, 11 a.m., Donations. Dave Keller (blues), 7:30 p.m., Donations. The Hub Pizzeria & Pub: Jazz on Tap (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

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1/2 Lounge: Heal-In Sessions with Briandeye & Reverence (reggae), 10 p.m., Free. Club Metronome: Wu-Tang Clan’s GZA (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $20/22. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: World/Inferno Friendship Society, Villanelles (indie), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA. Radio Bean: Open Mic, 8 p.m., Free.

:: central Langdon Street Café: Open Mic, 7 p.m., Free.

TUE.07 :: burlington area

1/2 Lounge: DJ Big Dog (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. Higher Ground Ballroom: North Mississippi Allstars, Hill Country Revue (blues-rock), 8:30 p.m., $15/17. AA. Higher Ground Showcase Lounge: Orchard Lounge (eclectic DJs), 9 p.m., $12/14. AA. Leunig’s: Dayve Huckett (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Lincoln Inn Tavern: Jam Night, 7 p.m., Free. The Monkey House: Hip-Hop Open Mic with Dakota, 10 p.m., Free. Nectar’s: Comedy Open Mike (standup), 7 p.m., Free. WBKM Bluesday Tuesday with The Book’em Blues Band, 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. Parima Acoustic Lounge: Island Night with DJ Skinny T (DJ), 9 p.m., Free. Radio Bean: The Stephen Callahan Group (rock), 6 p.m., Free. John Holland (folk), 8 p.m., Free. Honky Tonk Sessions (honkytonk), 10 p.m., $3. Red Square: World Bashment with Demus & Super K (reggae), 9 p.m., Free.

:: central Charlie O’s: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free. Langdon Street Café: The Julia Marie Band (indie-rock), 8 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley Two Brothers Tavern: Monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m.

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WED.08 :: burlington area

1/2 LOunGe: sirenix: Acoustic Musicians’ Workshop with Jen Crowell (singer-songwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free. Gabby & Burette Douglass (singer-songwriters), 9:30 p.m., Free. HiGHer GrOunD sHOWCAse LOunGe: Cadrin, Fink, Free Louis (rock), 8 p.m., $8/10. AA. LeuniG’s: Paul Asbell & Clyde stats (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LinCOLn inn TAvern: eagle Country Music night with Bob Degree & Bluegrass storm, 7 p.m., Free. MAnHATTAn PizzA & PuB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. neCTAr’s: Justin Levinson Band (indie), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. rADiO BeAn: ensemble v (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. reD squAre: Myra Flynn & spark (neo-soul), 8 p.m., Free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. seCOnD FLOOr: superstar Karaoke with robbie J, 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+.

:: central BLACK DOOr BAr & BisTrO: Open Turntables, 9 p.m., Free. CHArLie O’s: russell & Patrick (rock), 10 p.m., Free. LAnGDOn sTreeT CAFé: Fishtank ensemble (Gypsy), 8 p.m., Donations.

:: champlain valley CiTY LiMiTs: Karaoke with Balance entertainment, 9 p.m., Free. On THe rise BAKerY: Open Bluegrass session, 7:30 p.m., Donations.

:: northern Bee’s Knees: The Beeline ramblers (folk), 7:30 p.m., Donations. m

sD: speaking of Dinosaur Jr., you guys are notoriously one of the loudest bands, maybe ever. so … is your hearing still intact? LB: Um, no. But that’s for, like, a lot of other reasons, too. But from a very early point I wore earplugs with Dinosaur, because otherwise it was actually impossible to hear the music. So I learned very early on, and by J.’s [Mascis] example, that there would be earplugs involved.

But I don’t really think we’re, like, the loudest band ever. I mean, honestly, there are other bands that are way louder. Like The Flaming Lips. I toured with them and it was, like, punishing.

sD: i obviously haven’t heard the new record yet, since it’s not coming out until June.

what we do. So everything is sort of, to us, in the way that it always was. It’s always, like, a struggle that has to be done. And that’s the way we started with Beyond. And to me, I can hear that instrumentally on that record. It’s kind of like trying to find our way into new territory. You know what I mean? Whereas I think the new record, we’re fully into it. It’s

But there are so many people who do cite you as an influence — ironically, many of whom have gone on to bigger commercial success. Have you begun to come to terms with, for lack of a better phrase, your place in music history? LB: Ugh. I don’t know. In “music

It almost seems like, the more I realize how much influence the band might have had, the harder I’ve got to work.

sD: it almost seems like volume is sort of a signature element to Dinosaur Jr.’s music. Like, if you’re listening to a Dino Jr. record at normal volume, it’s like you’re doing the record a disservice. LB: I think when we play live it’s just kind of the feel of it, really. I mean, I don’t know if we have to be as loud as we are. But I think we would have to be loud anyway. If you stand next to a drum kit that’s not going through a PA, it’s loud. And you’re going to get tinnitis just standing next to it. You know what I mean? There is an aspect of J.’s stacks and stuff that … I mean, personally, I would never play through that much stuff. I don’t think it’s necessary. But it looks cool, you know? (Chuckling) We played a show recently in Northampton where we played through this other band’s amps. I think J. played through two combo amps and I played through one … It was like a vocal PA and amps. And it sounded awesome. We were totally, like, “Wow.” So I believe that we can go either way. But we were still loud.

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so what can you tell me about Farm? LB: We did it pretty quickly, compared to the last record we did. I don’t know. I like the feel of it. I think instrumentally it’s got a really cool feel to it. I think J.’s melodies are awesome. I kinda had to throw my stuff together, so it didn’t come out as well as I personally wanted it to come out. But you work with what you’ve got. It is what it is. But I think the spirit of the record is pretty … I think it’s cool. sD: You’ve mentioned in previous interviews that you were somewhat disappointed in Beyond. What didn’t you like about that record? LB: I just don’t think we were really in our groove yet. I think it was so bizarre … I mean, it was so strange to even be doing another record. Like, we’d had a couple of great years as, you know, a “revival act.” But I was not altogether convinced that we were going to be able to pull it off. I mean, Dinosaur has a very unique energy level. So there’s not a lot of overt excitement or positivity (chuckles) that goes into

taking the elements that were the beginning of something cool from Beyond and going a little further with them. So, to me, the music breathes and swings a lot better on the new one. And I guess when I hear Beyond, I hear myself personally … I didn’t even feel like I lived into those songs until we played them for a month on the road, you know? It felt like a month after we put it out and we were out touring, I was, like, “God dammit! Why didn’t I play it this way on the record?” I thought the songs on Beyond, the ones we really took to, sounded great and I was very pleased with it. And I was so psyched that we did the record, because it really did revitalize us. And, like I’ve said before, I think with this new record that energy is there. I felt like, when we were recording the songs, we’d actually kind of lived into them already. And that was kind of unusual.

sD: You seem to bristle at the suggestion that you are a pioneer of “insert genre here,” alt, indie, whatever.

history” there are so many fucking bands. For every era of music, they still haven’t even discovered all of them. Like, all of the amazing bands of the ’60s haven’t been discovered yet, bands from the ’70s. So, I mean, it’s great to be a part of something. It’s great to be cited. But I don’t know what to do with that information. I mean, what do I do? Does that make me walk straighter? Do I stand up and look people in the eye? Does it give me more money? I think Dinosaur, we had a pretty cool run as a live band and all that. But it almost seems like, the more I realize how much influence the band might have had, the harder I’ve got to work. So I don’t know. I mean, it’s great to be working. But that kind of stuff, it’s, like, “What, do I get a medal?” What does that mean? Does it make me better than anything else? I still think bands that I like are better than what I do. So that’s the way I feel about it. But I’m glad other people don’t feel that way. If Dinosaur is a great band, that’s awesome. I’m just looking forward to getting better. m

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WED.01 activism CENTRAL VERMONT POPULAR EDUCATION GROUP: Citizens interested in “global-local connections, participatory education and critical analysis of current events” meet to plan future efforts. 5 State Street, Montpelier, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906.

dance HIP-HOP WORKSHOP: Pop-’n’-lockers pick up moves at an uptempo streetdance session. Essex Junction Great Events, Essex Junction, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 578-8330.

etc. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PHILATELIC CLUB: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com. FOOLS’ PARADISE PINK & BLUE BALL: Fools and wiseacres alike join auctioneer Phinneus Sonin, The Cush and “Victorian vaudevillean punk” purveyors The Toes to raise dollars for local artists. Art auction preview starts at 5, dancing at 9. Black Box, 143 North Avenue, Burlington, 5 p.m. $5-10. Info, 863-4649. KNITTING & RUG HOOKING: Pointpushers create scarves, hats and mats. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘MEDICINES FOR THE EARTH’: The eco-conscious absorb an intro to biodiversity, compost brews and bioremediation. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $8 for members, $10 for nonmembers. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

film ‘THE LAST OF THE MOHICANS’: Daniel Day-Lewis plays a rugged woodsman in Michael Mann’s adaptation of the James Fenimore Cooper classic set in colonial New York. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422.

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THE COLOR OF MONEY Conventional wisdom calls cash the great leveler: It doesn’t matter who you are, as long as your money’s green. Neoliberal economists say a rising tide floats all boats, whatever their crews’ race, sex or creed. But what happens when the tide is sinking and the global pie is shrinking? Those old divisions may haunt us, and the scholars who convene at Middlebury this weekend for a mini-conference called “Sexing Money/ Racing Capitalism” suggest they never left. On Friday, eminent neo-Marxist NYU geographer David Harvey shares the podium with Jane Collins, a University of Wisconsin sociologist who’s written a book titled Threads: Gender, Labor, and Power in the Global Apparel Industry. On Saturday, three successive panels take a global approach to subjects such as prostitution, microcredit, immigration and the link between plastic surgery and the plastic in our wallets. The discourse may be highly academic, but the issues aren’t. ‘DOES CAPITALISM HAVE A RACE AND A GENDER?’

Friday, April 3, at 7:30 p.m. at McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, in Middlebury. Free. Info, 443-5937. ‘SEXING MONEY/RACING CAPITALISM’ PANELS

Saturday, April 4, at 9:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m. & 4 p.m. at Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, in Middlebury. Free. Info, 443-5937. jherrera@middlebury.edu

EASTER BUNNY: The long-eared harbinger of spring takes visits at his treehouse in Center Court. University Mall, South Burlington, 12-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11. ‘MOVING & GROOVING’: Two- to 5-yearolds boogie down to rock ’n’ roll and world-beat music. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. ‘LA SONNAMBULA’: Opera aficionados absorb the Met’s high-def audiovisual broadcast of Bellini’s opus about a virtuous sleepwalker. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 660-9300. MUSIC THEATER IN AMERICA: The University Concert Choir and Catamount Singers perform Seymour Barab’s oneact opera A Game of Chance, as well as solos, duets and trios from other works. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

OPEN MIC NIGHT: Musicians step up at a coffeehouse series showcasing local talent. Phoenix Books, Essex, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

sport ADULT COED FLOOR HOCKEY: Grown men and women push plastic pucks with slick sticks at this weekly showdown. St. Anthony’s Parish Hall, Burlington, 6:45-8:45 p.m. $4. Info, 651-7555.

talks ‘A CULTURAL HISTORY OF PERFUME’: Think scent is of the essence? Dartmouth professor Richard Stamelman discusses the culture of fragrance from the 18th century to the present. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4095. AMPHIBIAN-MONITORING-PROJECT TRAINING: Volunteers learn how to help wood frogs and spotted salamanders cross roads during the spring mating season. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206. ‘CATCHING PEOPLE’S STORIES’: Vermont Folklife Center founder Jane Beck shares audio recordings from the group’s oral-history archives and describes how they were collected. Congregational Church, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1433. ‘ELEONORA DE’MEDICI-GONZAGA AND PERSONAL DEVOTION’: Art historian and UVM grad Amy Cymbala discusses the central role Medici women played as patrons in Renaissance Italy. Williams Hall, UVM, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. Info, 656-2014, simone.blaise@ uvm.edu. ‘F. SCOTT FITZGERALD: AMERICAN DREAMER’: Dartmouth professor Barbara Will examines how the lifestyle depicted in The Great Gatsby tragically eluded its author. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211. ‘GREAT CAMPS OF THE ADIRONDACKS’: Vermont State Curator David Schutz shares the stories of Gilded Age millionaires who summered upstate and the homes they built. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291, inform@stjathenaeum. org. ‘LUNCH & LEARN’: Current and aspiring green thumbs meet in the conservatory to learn how to get “wise on weeds.” Gardener’s Supply, Burlington, 12 p.m. Free. Info, 660-3505, retailinfo@ gardeners.com. NOONTIME CAFÉ PROGRAM: Exhibition Designer Perry Price introduces the boundary-bending new show “Destroy All Lines: Graffiti from the Street to the Gallery.” Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15-1 p.m. $5. Info, 656-0750. VERMONT SECESSION DEBATE: UVM professor Frank Bryan and former Deputy Secretary of State Paul Gillies spar over whether the time has come for the Green Mountains to go antifederalist. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338, info@kellogghubbard.org.

theater ‘BUST’: Former “Daily Show” correspondent Lauren Weedman plays more than 15 characters in this show about her experiences juggling a Hollywood career with volunteer work in a prison. Alexander Twilight Theatre, Lyndon State College, Lyndonville, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 863-5966.

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The year 2001 is permanently etched in our collective memory both by Stanley Kubrick’s cinematic “space odyssey” and the September 11 terrorist attacks on American soil. But January 2001 will forever be associated by locals with a horror much closer to home: the brutal slayings, THU.02-SUN.05 in little Chelsea, Vt., of Dartmouth College professor couple Half and Susanne Zantop. Even more shocking: The murderers were a pair of local teenage boys. Since the two were caught and convicted, most locals have allowed the passage of time to ease the painful memory. Vermont playwright Maura Campbell had other ideas, however; she envisioned Dreamtime, a play that focuses not on the crime itself but on her four characters’ inner lives. In exploring the fantasy that fuels 17-year-old Noah’s twisted plans, Campbell creates a dramatic — if merely fictional — journey toward redemption.

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‘PROFESSOR WELLRIGHT’S LIBRARY’: St. Michael’s College presents its first student-written spring musical, a jazz-scored parody that follows a cameraman for a bizarre children’s TV series. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. ‘THE BEAUTY QUEEN OF LEENANE’: A middle-aged spinster grapples with her controlling mother in this mature-content drama from acclaimed Irish playwright and filmmaker Martin (In Bruges) McDonagh. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. ‘THE GLASS MENAGERIE’: Tennessee Williams’ autobiographical work about his overbearing mother and emotionally fragile sister receives another stress test 65 years after its debut. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 7:30 p.m. $15-56. Info, 296-7000.

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Thursday through Saturday, April 2-4, 8 p.m., and Saturday & Sunday, 2 p.m., at the Waterfront Theatre in Burlington. $12-18. Info, 863-5966. www.mauracampbellplaywright.com

words ‘LOVE & FORGIVENESS’ DISCUSSION: Readers of Ana Castillo’s novel The Guardians consider its exposé of human trafficking on the U.S.-Mexican border and bring Tex-Mex dishes to share. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955. RON POWERS: The author of Mark Twain: A Life discusses the challenges he encountered while researching and writing the biography. Rutland Free Library, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

DIVA DICTION Many people remember Hello, Dolly! as the bloated 1969 film that virtually killed off the screen musical. Maybe the year of Woodstock wasn’t the best time for the story of a savvy turn-of-thecentury widowed matchmaker who sets her cap for a grumpy rube of a “half-millionaire.” But in last summer’s animated hit WALL-E, the lonely robot treasured a Betamax tape of Dolly. The film introduced a new generation to lyricist-composer Jerry Herman’s stirring romantic ballad “It Only Takes a Moment,” and his rousing ode to cosmopolitan living “Put on Your Sunday Clothes.” Now that audiences have been reminded why the witty Americana musical based on a Thornton Wilder play won 10 Tonys and had a record run, they can check out a revival from Burlington’s own longrunning community theater company. Don’t let the parade pass you by.

THU.02 dance ‘DANCING UPHILL’: UVM fleet feet perform original works by faculty members Paul Besaw and Clare Byrne, guest choreographers and senior dance students. Mann Hall Gymnasium, UVM Trinity Campus, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 656-3040.

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Much like North Americans themselves, North American folk music reflects a stunningly diverse array of cultural traditions. With roots in Ireland, England and Scotland, throughout Europe and even Africa, the music we call “old time” is really nothing short of timeless. The UVM Old Time Music Club and Events for Tom celebrate folk music’s fascinating history with a weekend-long series of workshops and concerts. Headlining acts include world-renowned players such as clawhammer banjo master Ken Perlman, fiddler and folk scholar Alan Jabbour and Grammy-nominated American icon FRI.03-SUN.05 Bruce Molsky. Local folk devotees Mayfly and The Pickpockets Band and shape-note singer Ian Smiley also bring their sounds to the party. UVM OLD TIME MUSIC FESTIVAL

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. AndrE knEVEl And liSolEttE rokytA: The renowned Canadian organist mingles his deep strains with the pan flutist’s lighter tones. Champlain Valley Christian Reformed Church, Vergennes, 7 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 877-6758. AnnEmiEkE SPoElStrA: The pianist performs works by Bach, Schubert, Chopin and Sergei Bortkiewicz in a program called “Toccare” — to touch. Richmond Free Library, Richmond, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3036. BluE notE rEcordS 70th AnniVErSAry on tour: An all-star band of contemporary jazz artists, including Bill Charlap, Peter Bernstein and Ravi Coltrane, makes a joyful noise to celebrate the recording label that taught us how to swing. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $30. Info, 603-646-2422. hEinEr goEBBElS & thE hilliArd EnSEmBlE: In the new, Hopcommissioned piece “I Went to the House But Did Not Enter,” the German genius and preeminent British vocal ensemble weave theater, music, literary texts and visual elements into a dreamlike “staged concert.” Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $30. Info, 603-646-2422. StudEnt PErformAncE rEcitAl: Selections range from classical to jazz as UVM music majors show off their instrumental skills. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

dr. BikE: A cycle-shop pro introduces free wheelers to the basics of brakes, shifting and commuter maintenance. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313.

Eco-SEw Block Printing: Old duds get glam when their owners apply new designs. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. PuPPEtS’ choicE AwArdS: Educational nonprofit Kids on the Block honors Katherine Paterson, Vermont author of Bridge to Terabithia and other YA favorites, at its ninth annual banquet and auction. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 6-9 p.m. $30 for adults, $10 for children. Info, 860-3349. rummAgE SAlE: Smart shoppers pick up some surprises. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6515. SEnior tAx ASSiStAncE: Those over 60 with an annual gross income of less than $60,000 can get help on their returns from a tax counselor in half-hour increments. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:15 a.m. - 12:15 p.m. Free, call for appointment. Info, 878-6955.

film ‘touching thE Void’: This documentary recreates the harrowing story of two mountain climbers struggling to survive on a remote peak in the Andes. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2576.

kids EAStEr Bunny: See WED.01, 12-8 p.m. PrESchool StoriES: Future readers ages 2 to 5 take in tales. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:30-11:15 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

talks AmPhiBiAn-monitoring-ProjEct trAining: See WED.01. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 6:30 p.m. ‘BirdS of thE chAmPlAin VAllEy’: What challenges face our terns, bobolinks and other avians — besides rapacious cats? Mark LaBarr, longtime conservation biologist at Audubon Vermont, offers a primer. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3068, gmas@ greenmountainaudubon.org. ‘BrothErS And SiStErS in SElmA’: St. Mike’s students present their findings from research on the Vermont Catholic clergy’s activism in the civil rights movement. Vermont History Museum, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 479-8505, tess.taylor@state.vt.us.com. ‘cArcErAl lAndScAPES, inViSiBlE lABorErS’: UVM geography lecturer Susannah McCandless talks about her research on local Mexican farmworkers and how they experience Vermont. Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-4389. ‘jAzz And thE clASS diVidE’: Before a concert by Blue Note Records artists, New York jazz writer Howard Mandel and saxophonist Steve Wilson discuss how the music, industry and audience reflect class divisions in America. Faculty Lounge, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010.

‘SEtting thE StAgE’: Dartmouth associate professor of English Barbara Will talks about the texts used in Heiner Goebbels’ new piece “I Went to the House But Did Not Enter” before the performance. Wilson 219, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2010. ‘tErroriSm todAy’: Haviland Smith, one-time chief of the CIA’s counterterrorism staff, discusses extremism and how the U.S. can address it. Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2490, gmgf@madriver.com . ‘thE SPirit of QuAlity’: Prize-winning history teacher and writer Steven Levy explains how to inspire students’ hearts and souls while also helping them master standardized curricula. Hoehl Welcome Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2436. ‘think grEEn, think BluE’: Members of Vermont Students for Israel explain how the “land of the kibbutz” has contributed to global environmental sustainability. Davis Center, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 923-1877.

theater ‘drAculA’: Talk about a revamp — the Little City Players present a new dramatization of Bram Stoker’s classic in which the bloodsucker is a woman and the swooning victim a dude. For mature audiences. Vergennes Opera House, Vergennes, 8 p.m. $10-12. Info, 863-5966.

‘drEAmtimE’: Two small-town teens commit a horrifying crime in the hopes of funding the trip of a lifetime in Maura Campbell’s drama that blends news headlines with surrealism. See calendar spotlight. Waterfront Theatre, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-18. Info, 863-5966. ‘hEllo, dolly!’: Musical theater fans know “It Only Takes a Moment” to settle into the “Elegance” of Lyric Theatre’s production of the Broadway standard about a matchmaker in turnof-the-century New York. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $14-30. Info, 863-5966. ‘ProfESSor wEllright’S liBrAry’: See WED.01, 7 p.m. ‘thE BEAuty QuEEn of lEEnAnE’: See WED.01, 8 p.m. ‘thE glASS mEnAgEriE’: See WED.01, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

words cAStlE frEEmAn jr.: The acclaimed Newfane author reads from and discusses his latest laconic novel, All That I Have, about a small-town Vermont sheriff dealing with big-time crime. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. ‘nAtiVE AmEricAn litErAturE’: Readers peruse Joy Harjo’s poetry collection The Woman Who Fell From the Sky. Joslin Memorial Library, Waitsfield, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 496-4205.

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EngLish CountrY DanCE: Those keen on Jane Austen’s favorite pastime make rural rounds to lively music by pianist Aaron Marcus. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5-7; bring finger food to share. Info, 899-2378. ‘graDuation BaLL’: Three 13-year veterans of Patty Smith’s Leap of Faith dance company bid her farewell with a performance in pastel crinolines. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 382-9222.

etc. CommunitY showCasE: Neighbors surprise each other in a talent test that honors singing, dancing and being funny. Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 7:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 457-3981. ECo-sEw sPringtimE stuffiEs: Recycled fabrics and notions go into plush critters that may or may not have spring fever. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. $25 includes materials. Info, 862-7417. ‘fLowErs, fLowErs, fLowErs!’: Gardeners ready for the sun view new blooms and learn how to show them off from Liz Krieg, owner of Rising Sun Greenhouses. Billings Farm and Museum, Woodstock, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 234-9788, janburtch@gmail. com. homEownErshiP info mEEting: Prospective house hunters learn about the resources available to them through the Permanently Affordable Homeownership Program. Champlain Housing Trust, Burlington, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6244. northEast wars: Gamers get their geek on at this regional convention, featuring live-action role-playing, board games, card games and miniatures. The Essex, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $10-25 for single day; $50 for the weekend. Info, 863-3666. PaCEm oPEn housE: Families of students ages 10-18 can check out an alternative educational institution and talk to parents, faculty and current pupils. Pacem Learning Community, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 223-1010. rummagE saLE: See THU.02, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. & 6:30-9 p.m.

film ‘sLumDog miLLionairE’: Danny Boyle’s colorful R-rated fable about a poor Indian boy who wins big won big itself — at the Oscars. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422. ‘taking root: thE Vision of wangari maathai’: Branch Out Burlington! sponsors a screening of a Vermont-made movie that profiles the first female African Nobel Peace Prize Laureate — also known as the “Kenyan Johnny Appleseed.” Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 951-5991, Lorna. lyons@gmail.com.

kids EastEr BunnY: See WED.01, 12-8 p.m. ‘Pint-sizED sCiEnCE’: Laboratory learners ages 2 to 7 experiment with stories and hands-on activities. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848.

ELiza giLkYson, John gorka anD CLiff EBErharDt: A trifecta of folk singer-songwriters share songs and stories separately and together. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 656-4455. gorDon Bok: The Maine-based traditional folk baritone gives life to favorites from old New England. Covenant Community Church, Essex, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 899-5219. hEinEr goEBBELs & thE hiLLiarD EnsEmBLE: See THU.02, 8 p.m. i musiCi DE montréaL: In this interpretation of “Pictures at an Exhibition,” the chamber orchestra combines Mussorgsky’s classic with large-screen, animated projections. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $18-28. Info, 603-448-0400.

talks ‘DoEs CaPitaLism haVE a raCE anD a gEnDEr?’: CUNY anthropology professor David Harvey and University of Wisconsin at Madison sociology professor Jane Collins ask who benefits from the global economy. See calendar spotlight. McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5937, jherrera@middlebury.edu. ‘sEtting thE stagE’: See THU.02, 7 p.m.

theater ‘aftEr mrs. roChEstEr’: Polly Teale’s play dramatizes the life of reclusive novelist Jean Rhys, who added her own chapter to Jane Eyre with Wide Sargasso Sea. Wright Memorial Theater, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $6-8. Info, 443-6433. ‘BEing DErriDa’: Performance artist Janice Perry (aka Gal) engages in a video “dialogue” with the father of deconstructionist philosophy. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 7-8:15 p.m. $15. Info, 656-0750. ‘Bust’: See WED.01. Barre Opera House, Barre, 7:30 p.m. ‘CaBin fEVEr foLLiEs’: The audience is encouraged to bring dinner and drinks to this annual cabaret-style, mud-season-themed variety show, where the best table décor wins a prize. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 5831674, valleyplayers@madriver.com. ‘CirquE D’or’: The Golden Dragon Acrobats twist their bodies the Chinese way — with traditional dance, spectacular costumes and ancient and contemporary music. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $23.50-$34.50. Info, 775-0903. ‘DraCuLa’: See THU.02, 8 p.m. ‘DrEamtimE’: See THU.02, 8 p.m. ‘hELLo, DoLLY!’: See THU.02, 7:30 p.m. ‘ProfEssor wELLright’s LiBrarY’: See WED.01, 7 p.m. ‘thE BEautY quEEn of LEEnanE’: See WED.01, 8 p.m. ‘thE gLass mEnagEriE’: See WED.01, 7:30 p.m.

words noVEL rELEasE PartY: Local authors Macklin Finley and “Agent Martian” host a “night of mayhem” with music and readings from their books newly published by Minimal Press. See “State of the Arts,” this issue. Burlington College, Burlington, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 865-9603.

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etc. ‘a waLk on thE wiLD siDE’: Waterfowl watchers join the Green Mountain Audubon Society for an early morning trip to the Colchester-South Hero causeway in search of migrants. Allen Point, South Hero, 8:30 a.m. Free; email to preregister. Info, 863-2436, gmas@ greenmountainaudubon.org.

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SAT.04 << 17B MONTPELIER WINTER FARMERS MARKET: JoAnn Darling leads an egg-decorating workshop with natural dyes from 11 a.m. to 12:30 p.m., and the BarreTones supply a soundtrack at the biweekly, off-season celebration of locally grown grub. Gymnasium, Vermont College, Montpelier, 10 a.m. 2 p.m. Free. Info, 685-4360. RUTLAND WINTER FARMERS MARKET: Shoppers seeking locally raised edibles pick up root vegetables, cheeses, pickles and other lavish provender. Rutland Natural Food Market, Rutland, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Free. Info, 438-9803. SUGAR ON SNOW: Hardened-maple-syrup edibles usher in spring at an outdoor party. Palmer’s Sugarhouse, Shelburne, noon-4 p.m. $4; free to watch. Info, 985-5054. ‘THE KITCHEN GARDEN’: Localvores hoping to source from their own backyards get tips on making veggies and herbs last all year. City Market, Burlington, 11 a.m.-noon Free. Info, 861-9700.

health & fitness ‘HEALING WITH ASTROLOGY, ELIXIRS & FLOWER ESSENCES’: Sniff testers combat seasonal stress with star charts, aromatic extracts and crystals. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon. $25. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202.

kids EASTER BUNNY: See WED.01, 12-8 p.m. KIDS’ CRAFT LAB: Small hands work with recycled materials to make new stuff. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 1 p.m. $10 per parent-accompanied child. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. BRUCE MOLSKY: Local duo Mayfly opens for the Grammy-nominated soloist whose sound evokes traditions from the Appalachians to Eastern Europe. See calendar spotlight. North Lounge, Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, 849-6968. ‘CABIN FEVER RELIEVER’: Bill Kirchen and The Starline Rhythm Boys headline a benefit for the Cancer Patient Support Program; Girl Howdy and Elisabeth von Trapp join the honky-tonky fun. Sheraton Hotel, South Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 863-5966. EMERSON STRING QUARTET: Experience meets audacity in this Grammy-winning classical quartet, which plays selections by Haydn, Bartók, Webern and Ravel. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $30. Info, 603-646-2422. FINE ARTS DEPARTMENT MUSIC FESTIVAL: The college’s Concert Winds & Jazz Ensemble, Chamber Music Ensemble, a cappella groups, Akoma Drummers, and Chorale and Chamber Singers offer public performances for family weekend. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2536. G.S. SACHDEV: The master bansuri flutist presents rigorously traditional North Indian classical melodies, accompanied by a tabla player. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 860-9556. JESSE COOK: The Canadian “nuevo flamenco” guitar heartthrob picks out spicy melodies that have been featured on “Sex and the City” and at the Olympic Games. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $25-30. Info, 728-6464. MIDDLEBURY COMMUNITY WIND ENSEMBLE: An evening of Gustavs! Soprano Susanne Peck joins the 42-piece ensemble on works by Mahler, and a centennial celebration of Holst’s “First Suite” follows. Mount Abraham Union High School, Bristol, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433, jerryshedd@gmail. com.

OLD TIME MUSIC WORKSHOPS: Pickers and strummers get tips from Ken Perlman and Alan Jabbour (9:30-11:30 a.m.) or Bruce Molsky (noon to 3 p.m.). See calendar spotlight. Billings Hall, UVM, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. $25-35; call to preregister. Info, 849-6968. PRESTO SPRING CONCERT: The Vermont Youth Orchestra’s beginning string players show what they’ve learned. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 655-5030. SENIOR RECITAL: Jazz pianist Tyler Mast shows his chops. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. SOCIAL BAND: The choir performs Veni Creator Spiritus: Come Creator Spirit!, featuring works by Vermont composers Tom Cleary, Sara Doncaster, John Harrison and Pete Sutherland as well as early pieces by the likes of Hildegard von Bingen. Unitarian Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 658-8488. ‘SONG AS POETRY’: Folk singersongwriters, including Pete Sutherland, the Beeline Ramblers and Hungrytown, celebrate National Poetry Month with a concert of lilting lyrics. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12-15. Info, 877-850-0206, LShelmandine@yahoo.com. VERMONT FIDDLE ORCHESTRA: The string ensemble gets some visual flair from members of the Green Mountain Cloggers Exhibition and Dance Team. Bearers of a nonperishable food-shelf item receive a discount. Montpelier City Hall, Montpelier, 7 p.m. $8-10, children under 16 free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra.org. VERMONT YOUTH ORCHESTRA STRINGS: Students dip their bows into pieces by Scarlatti, Bizet and Liszt. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 3 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030. VERMONT YOUTH SINFONIA SPRING CONCERT: The ensemble accompanies Rice High School senior and cellist Avery Ekman on Saint-Saëns’ Cello Concerto, then plays pieces by Brahms, Handel and others. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030.

sport GREEN MOUNTAIN DERBY DAMES: Vermont’s all-girl roller derby team hosts a sold-out “Mud Season Massacre” skatefest against the Montréal Sexpos. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 5-10 p.m. $6-12. Info, 318-1751.

talks ‘FARM, FOOD AND PRESERVATION’: Joseph Kiefer introduces the agricultural education projects of Food Works at the Two Rivers Center, and a mud-season potluck follows. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0782. ‘RADICALLY DEMOCRATIC URBANISM’: Matt Hern, director of Car-Free Vancouver Day and a PhD in urban studies, explains why cities might be our best ecological hope for the future. Black Sheep Books, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 225-8906. ‘SEXING MONEY/RACING CAPITALISM’ PANELS: Do the old divides still matter in the global economy? Professors meet to deliver papers on “The Sex of Money,” “The Cost of Money” and “The Color of Money,” and the public is welcome. See calendar spotlight. Robert A. Jones House, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 9:30 a.m., 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5937, jherrera@middlebury.edu.

theater ‘AFTER MRS. ROCHESTER’: See FRI.03, 8 p.m. ‘BUST’: See WED.01. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. ‘CABIN FEVER FOLLIES’: See FRI.03, 7:30 p.m. ‘DRACULA’: See THU.02, 8 p.m. ‘DREAMTIME’: See THU.02, 2 p.m. & 8 p.m. ‘HELLO, DOLLY!’: See THU.02, 1:30 p.m. & 7:30 p.m.

<calendar > ‘PROFESSOR WELLRIGHT’S LIBRARY’: See WED.01, 7 p.m. ‘SOUND OF MUSIC’ AUDITIONS: Want to make singing and acting a habit? Adults sing a show tune to try out for roles as nuns, Nazis and nannies in the Brandon Town Players’ production. Pittsford Congregational Church, Pittsford, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 247-5420. ‘THE BEAUTY QUEEN OF LEENANE’: See WED.01, 8 p.m. ‘THE GLASS MENAGERIE’: See WED.01, 7:30 p.m. YOUNG ARTISTS SHOWCASE: Middlebury teens strut their stuff on stage with vocal, dance, instrumental and theatrical performances. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 382-9222.

words HARRY BLISS: The New Yorker and Seven Days cartoonist signs his books Death by Laughter and Louise, The Adventures of a Chicken. Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

SUN.05 education POSTSECONDARY PLANNING FAIR: Parents, kids and teachers explore the options for special-needs students (those on 504 or Individualized Education plans) after high school. South Burlington High School, South Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-5515.

etc. CHESS CLUB: Tabletop warriors do battle at the behest of players of all ages and abilities. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Paper-andpencil adventures await imaginative XP earners. Briggs Carriage Bookstore, Brandon, 2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 247-0050. FRANKLIN COUNTY QUILT SHOW: See SAT.04, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. FRENCH CONVERSATION: Dimanche is the time to discuter for speakers at all levels. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088. KNIT IT!: Learn how to cast on, bind off and fill the space between with a simple garter stitch. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $40 includes needles and yarn for a striped scarf. Info, 862-7417. NORTHEAST WARS: See FRI.03, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. QUEER CRAFT CIRCLE: Lesbian, gay, bi and transgender creators get their craft on in a supportive sphere. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 12-2 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin.com. SWING-A-THON: See SAT.04, 12 a.m. - 2 p.m.

film DARTMOUTH DOUBLE FEATURE: Women teeter on the edge in Ingmar Bergman’s Cries and Whispers (7 p.m.) and Max Ophuls’ Lola Montes (8:45 p.m.). Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. & 8:45 p.m. $5-7. Info, 603-646-2422.

food & drink SOUPS FROM SCRATCH: Cooks from the Buffalo Mountain Co-op Café teach the budget-conscious to prepare hearty meals in broth form. United Church, Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free; please call to register. Info, 472-8280, ext. 1401, rbeidler@vtfoodbank.org. SUGAR ON SNOW: See SAT.04, 12-4 p.m. SUGAR ON SNOW PARTY: Families celebrate the season in the woods with sweet maple treats, sugarbush tours and sugaring demonstrations. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 12-4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-3068.

kids ‘COOKING WITH KIDS’: Small hands mix dyes and decorate eggs to hang on flowering branches. Ages 5 and under need an adult companion. City Market, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-9700. EASTER BUNNY: See WED.01, 12-8 p.m. LITERACY EVENT: Young fans of sports and stories get a dose of both, as members of the Vermont Glades and the UVM hockey team read from books best suited to grades K-5. Red Clover Salon, Essex Junction, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 878-3499.

music Also, see clubdates in Section B. CHAMBERWORKS: APRIL IN PARIS: Music faculty players greet spring, and their audience, with airy works by Debussy, Berlioz, Nielsen and Gaubert. Rollins Chapel, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 3 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422. GRACE CLOUTIER: The harpist who made her solo debut at Carnegie Hall appears as a guest of the Hinesburg Artist Series. Shelburne United Methodist Church, Shelburne, 7:30 p.m. $15-20. Info, 373-0808. IAIN MACHARG: The renowned piper and guest Dan Houghton blow out lively Celtic tunes to raise money for their venue. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 4-5:30 p.m. $12. Info, 426-3581. JOE BONAMASSA: The youngest member of the Blues Foundation’s board of directors started trading licks with B.B. King at age 12. At 31, he makes art rock that smacks of the bayou. Lebanon Opera House, Lebanon, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $25-35. Info, 603-448-0400. MIDDLEBURY COMMUNITY WIND ENSEMBLE: See SAT.04. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 3 p.m. NORTHEAST FIDDLERS ASSOCIATION: Bows fly and strings sing at a monthly meet and jam open to all. VFW Post, Hyde Park, noon-5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-5188. SOCIAL BAND: See SAT.04. First Baptist Church, Bristol, 4 p.m. $10-15. Info, 658-8488. SPRING GRASS BENEFIT BLUEGRASS CONCERT: The Hibernators, Big Spike Bluegrass and Snake Mountain Bluegrass harmonize on old-school and “newgrass” tunes to raise funds to repair Newton Academy, the state’s oldest secondary school building. American Legion Post 27, Middlebury, 4:30-8 p.m. $12-15. Info, 897-2001. ‘THE INTIMACY OF J.S. BACH’: Piano, cello, violin and flute explore the composer’s solo works, then reunite for the “Trio Sonata in G Major” in this concert by the Walsh-Drucker-Cooper Trio with Karen Kevra. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 4 p.m. $20. Info, 476-8188. VERMONT WIND ENSEMBLE: D. Thomas Toner conducts a program called “Shall We Dance,” featuring Philip Sparke’s “Sword Dance,” Warren Benson’s “Solitary Dancer,” Claude Smith’s “Danse Fôlatre” and more. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040. VERMONT YOUTH PHILHARMONIA SPRING CONCERT: The ensemble accompanies Amanda Kaminsky on a Mozart clarinet concerto and plays works by Engelbert Humperdinck, Sibelius and Michael Maudlin. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. $2-5. Info, 655-5030.

theater ‘AFTER MRS. ROCHESTER’: See FRI.03, 7 p.m. ‘BUST’: See. WED.01. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. ‘CABIN FEVER FOLLIES’: See FRI.03, 7:30 p.m. ‘DREAMTIME’: See THU.02, 2 p.m. ‘HELLO, DOLLY!’: See THU.02, 1:30 p.m. ‘THE GLASS MENAGERIE’: See WED.01, 5 p.m.

MON.06 etc. ‘HOMEMADE TELESCOPES’: Members of the Vermont Astronomical Society show newbies how to keep their eyes on the stars by making their own equipment. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-4032.

health & fitness HERBAL CLINIC: People interested in plant-based remedies for aches and pains sign up in advance for individual consultations. City Market, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 861-9700.

kids EASTER BUNNY: See WED.01, 12-8 p.m. FAMILY SING-ALONG: Parents and kids belt out fun, familiar favorites. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. MONDAY MUSIC: Local musician Mia Adams tells stories and sings kid-friendly faves. In the J.C. Penney seating area. University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1066, ext. 11.

talks ‘SHARING LIFE EXPERIENCES’: Brent Bjorkman, executive director of the Vermont Folklife Center, explains how his ethnographic work helps him explore and engage with communities. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

TUE.07 business BUSINESS OPEN STUDIO: Vermont Businesses for Social Responsibility hosts a talk with the flour purveyors about their volunteer program and how to engage employees. King Arthur Flour, The Baker’s Store, Norwich, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-8347. ‘RECIPE TO MARKET’: Prospective culinarians learn industry how-tos from Bob Weybright and Brian Norder of the Vermont Food Venture Center before jumping into the fire. Lakeview Inn, Greensboro, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. $50-100. Info, 472-5840. ‘REVIVE! DEVELOPMENT RETREAT’: Been downsized? Folks in career transition check out interactive workshops on interviewing, networking, writing résumés and reducing stress. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7219, ext. 203.

dance PAUL TAYLOR DANCE COMPANY: A much anticipated new work choreographed by the septuagenarian dance legend and performed by his athletic troupe shares a program with his virtuoso 2008 Beloved Renegade and 1975 classic, Esplanade. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $50. Info, 603-646-2422.

etc. CHAMPLAIN VALLEY QUILTERS GUILD: Newcomers are welcome at a monthly meeting of fast-fingered stitchers. Essex Alliance Church, Essex, 6:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 872-9973. CROCHET FLOWERS: Intermediate “hookers” practice new stitches by creating woolly bloom embellishments. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. $40 includes materials. Info, 862-7417, rachel@ thebobbin.com. INCENSE MAKING: Perfume purists learn to blend herbs into healing scent strewers. City Market, Burlington, 5-7:30 p.m. $5 for materials. Info, 861-9700. MENDING MAMAS: Crafters with kids fix holes, hem pants and share current projects. The Bobbin Sew Bar & Craft Lounge, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 862-7417, rachel@thebobbin. com.

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PAUSE CAFÉ: Novice and fluent French speakers brush up on their linguistics — en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:15-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

kids BIKE SAFETY FOR KIDS: Teaching kids to pedal is like riding a ... maybe not. Parents learn how to ensure their offspring are taking to two wheels responsibly. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. ECHO STORYTIME: Young explorers discover the wonders of the natural world through books and imaginative play. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. $7-9.50. Info, 864-1848. EASTER BUNNY: See WED.01, 12-8 p.m. PRESCHOOL DISCOVERY PROGRAM: Nature investigators ages 3 to 5 explore the woods in search of shy amphibians emerging from the mud. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10-11:30 a.m. $5. Info, 229-6206. SING-ALONG FUN: The host of Vermont Public Radio’s “All the Traditions” — also a reference librarian — leads a lighthearted folk session for all ages. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

‘KEEPING YOUR HEAD IN THE GAME’: When can a “bump” be deadly? Coaches, athletes and parents learn about recognizing and addressing sports concussions from orthopedic surgeon Dr. James Slauterbeck. Essex Junction Recreation and Parks, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2278. PIERRE MUJOMBA: The Congolese playwright and Champlain College writer-in-residence speaks about being “A Writer in Exile.” Alumni Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6407. ‘SETTING THE STAGE: PAUL TAYLOR’: Biographer Suzanne Carbonneau provides some insight into the iconic choreographer prior to his company’s opening-night performance. Faculty Lounge, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6 p.m. Free. Info, 603-6462010.

theater ‘CHARLOTTE’S WEB’: Barnyard characters team together in Theatreworks’ adaptation of E.B. White’s classic about “some pig.” Town Hall Theatre, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m. & 12:30 p.m. $5. Info, 457-3981. ‘SOUND OF MUSIC’ AUDITIONS: See SAT.04, 6 p.m.

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Also, see clubdates in Section B. GREEN MOUNTAIN CHORUS: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5439, w1sj@arrl.net.

LYN HEWARD: Flexible thinkers register ahead to hear the former president of Cirque du Soleil’s Creative Content Division discuss her book The Spark: Igniting the Creative Fire That Lives Within Us All. Southwick Hall, UVM, Burlington, 5 p.m. $15. Info, 888458-8691, alumni@uvm.edu. QUEER WRITING GROUP: Poetry, fiction and other output goes up for friendly workshopping and discussion at this LGBTQ-supportive scribes’ circle. R.U.1.2? Community Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 860-7812, chase@ru12.org.

sport ‘GET TO KNOW YOUR BIKE’: A cycleshop pro introduces free wheelers to vehicle anatomy, flat fixes and roadside skills. Skirack, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3313. LAUGHTER YOGA: Chortlers channel the untapped healing power of yukking it up. Richmond Free Library, Richmond, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 349-5404.

talks COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Developmental pediatrician and local actor Dr. Stephen Contompasis speaks on autism spectrum disorders “From Albert Einstein to Napoleon Dynamite.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, UVM, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-2886. DR. HELEN CALDICOTT: The physician who’s been publicizing the dangers of nuclear power for more than 35 years speaks on what to do “If You Love This Planet and Your Health.” Room 216, McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5710. ‘INDIGENOUS EXPRESSIONS’ SPEAKER SERIES: Ecologist Charlie Cogbill describes how the forests around Lake Champlain looked before settlement. ECHO at the Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 877-324-6386. ‘JOCKS & TREE HUGGERS’: Can professional athletics be sustainable? Bill McKibben introduces a panel discussion featuring pro football and soccer players and Sports Illustrated writer Alexander Wolff. Room 216. McCardell Bicentennial Hall, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5963.

WED.08 business ‘RECIPE TO MARKET’: See TUE.07, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m.

dance HIP-HOP WORKSHOP: See WED.01, 5:30-6:30 p.m. PAUL TAYLOR DANCE COMPANY: See TUE.07, 7 p.m.

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i Spy... Jordan Shaw’s Williston I went through your line the 28th. I know you’ve seen me before. You are cute. I’m too shy to say hi! If you play for the same team I do, hit me up on Craigslist and maybe we can hook up! I’ll be looking! You get hotter the more I see you! When: Saturday, March 28, 2009. Where: Shaw’s Williston. You: Man. Me: Man. #905548

pretty smile at lowe’s essex It was 2:30-ish, 3/24, Lowe’s in Essex, I was in check out & you came along checking trash containers. We had eye contact two or three times & very nice smiles from you. Can we talk? You had a very sexy Lowe’s hat on, dark hair and were very attractive. When: Tuesday, March 24, 2009. Where: Lowe’s Essex. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905534

Wallet Heroine-Crush You work at Cumby’s & rescued my wallet. Then surprised me at the 3 Needs, I never anticipated you to be so cute. Who was that with you at the bar? BF? Let’s get together for a drink sometime so I can thank you properly. You know where to find me, Mon & Tues nights! Hope your ankle’s better. When: Sunday, March 22, 2009. Where: 3 Needs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905547

Nice bunny ears Every weekend when I go for my fix of Lindt chocolate, you try to persuade me to buy a pair of bunny ears. They’re cute on you for sure; would you wear them out for a drink? When: Saturday, March 21, 2009. Where: Lindt Chocolate, Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905532

MEG plating those pancakes Just wondering what your story is... I’m not sure how to approach you. I think you’re a cutie & you kick ass in that kitchen. When: Friday, March 27, 2009. Where: IHOP kitchen. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905546 Counting down the days Less than a week until I can hold you in my arms...less than a week till kisses...I’ve already got bubbles. :) Ah luhd yood, mah squeeshy. You are everything to me. When: Friday, March 27, 2009. Where: every time I close my eyes. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905545 Mysterious Front Desk Agent Man of my dreams, as you checked me in, I was checking you out. I’m not in town often, but would come back just to see your face again. Hopefully one day we can go up to the room together.;) When: Wednesday, March 18, 2009. Where: Comfort Suites. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905544 Close call! I spy a cute guy with glasses wearing UVM jacket, blue jeans, driving cute yellow electric car. Me: green jacket, black skirt, stockings and a backpack. Passed you at the end of L/L & Main. Almost bumped into me with the car. Too bad you didn’t. Exchange info? When: Wednesday, March 25, 2009. Where: Intersection of Main St. & U. Heights. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905543 Chicago didn’t have you AMB, left for the Windy City looking to fill my sails with a different future, only to find I’d lost my rudder. Looking forward to making port in BTV to find you again. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905542 Tele-Skier Madonna chairlift I commented on the pictures of Betty Grable on your tele skis. You asked me to point out Mt. Washington... When: Monday, March 23, 2009. Where: M-1 Chair at Smuggs. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905541 Chittenden Superior Court You were the studly security guard at the front door. I was passing through on business. You can wave your wand at me anytime. When: Tuesday, March 24, 2009. Where: Chittenden Superior Court. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905540 fairy to the lost boy “You know that place between sleep & awake, the place where you can still remember dreaming? That’s where I’ll always love you, Peter Pan. That’s where I’ll be waiting.” .elephants never forget. When: Sunday, March 15, 2009. Where: Two Friends Bistro. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905539 After the film There was so much sunlight over at the library, and the sky was so blue. Your puckish friendly salutations walk was deeply appreciated - it was just the gentle serendipity I needed. Danke :) When: Wednesday, March 25, 2009. Where: Main Street, Montpelier. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905538 Oh, right now baby I couldn’t love you more if time was running out. If everyone in the world could give me what I wanted I wouldn’t want for more than I have. Oh, right now baby take me by the hand. I couldn’t love you more right now baby...Sade to you LUV, Cow Girl. When: Tuesday, March 24, 2009. Where: the light of the moon. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905537

Kaitlyn the Teacher We rode the chairlift together at Bolton a few weeks ago & chilled on top of the water tower. I was too distracted by your smile to think of anything clever to say, but had fun riding with you. Good call on the music. Any chance you wanna grab that duff? When: Tuesday, March 10, 2009. Where: Bolton. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905531 to my baby You asked me once in the beginning to try. I did for you, & I am so glad that I did. The last 2 years = happiest years of my life. I am still passionate about you. I am asking you to try for you & for me. I still think what we have does not come by every day... When: Tuesday, January 9, 2007. Where: Vermont. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905530 To the Siren of Scrabble The terms of our death match were never officially established. I know that you’re a take-no-prisoners kind of girl, but perhaps you could find it in your heart to show a lady a bit of mercy. Maybe you’d like to hang out after I go down in flames, instead of exacting a sentence? No pressure. No expectaions. When: Monday, March 23, 2009. Where: empowered dreamers. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905529 Uncommon Elmer Am I mistaken, or did we both do a double take with our eyes, & then we caught each other? You smiled at me. I noticed your hat (Elmer). I was with my mom & brother - you were with a friend(?) Maybe we could meet up at Uncommon for more than just a look & a smile? When: Sunday, March 22, 2009. Where: Uncommon Grounds. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905528 Red Square, Friday 3/20 You complimented me on my (short) haircut & didn’t stay long. I was on the side of the dance floor preoccupied with throwing elbows towards wandering hands. Your directness struck me & had the hands been yours, I might not have minded. Not much in this town gives me pause these days - so when something does I take notice. Let’s continue... When: Friday, March 20, 2009. Where: Red Square. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905526 Muddy Waters Pretty Boy Recentlty, my mother & I came to Burlington to visit my brother. We had several coffee breaks at Muddy Waters, where I was head over heels for YOU (the cute waiter with the pony tail) & couldn’t help but smile each time you walked by. I’m kind of shy though, so I was afraid to approach you. When: Sunday, March 22, 2009. Where: Muddy Waters. You: Man. Me: Woman. u #905525 Spare time Brent? Do you have any open evenings when you are not teaching me or others to play hockey... to go out on a date? I have run into you randomly a couple of times (outside of “class”) & think that you are adorable. Single? Interested? When: Saturday, March 21, 2009. Where: Leddy/Wtby. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905523 Jenny is a common name... But this Jenny, Jen, Jennifer is NO common girl. I see you at one of your jobs & once in a while I see you out, but tend not to bother you when you are out with your friends. Maybe someday we could be more than friends? When: Saturday, March 21, 2009. Where: right next to you. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905521

Barnes & Noble cookbook section I saw you Saturday night at approx. 9 p.m. You’re attractive with short blonde hair & faded blue jeans. We exchanged glances & you smiled at me. I wanted to meet you but you were with another female & male. Are you single? Can we talk? When: Saturday, March 21, 2009. Where: Barnes & Noble cookboook section. You: Woman. Me: Man. u #905520 Doug from long ago I met a real Vermonter man named Doug a couple years ago. We ate at Henry’s, had a picnic by your cottage & had dinner at my house. I pushed too hard - but wasn’t ready anyway. Now I am. Any chance you are still single? When: Sunday, March 22, 2009. Where: couple years ago. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905519 Price Chopper by Hinesburg Rd. Sunday at Price Chopper/Hinesburg Rd. late afternoon. I was in line & taking long time. You said it was Sunday so you had time. You seemed to be buying groceries for family, but maybe it’s my lucky day & you are just hungry! I’m new to the area - if all the men are like you, hopefully I won’t be single long. When: Sunday, March 15, 2009. Where: Hinesburg Rd. Price Chopper. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905518 EMS Shoe Girl I went into EMS to tell you how sorry I was for hurting you & saw you selling shoes in your orange sweatshirt, looking happy. You helped me through so much, I will never forget that. Won’t you please forgive me? I will buy the jellybeans! When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: Eastern Mountain Sports. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905517 Mexican dinner anyone? I spy with my little brown eye at Maderas on Wed. 3/18, you waiting for your friends, me waiting for mine. Me: short, brown hair. You: curly, sandy brown hair. We discussed the stairway to nowhere, night life of Hoboken & lack of great Mexican food in Burlington. Not sure if you’d be interested in grabbing a beverage or a bite. When: Wednesday, March 18, 2009. Where: Mederas. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905513 I..I..I! We are coming upon a special time of year...just wanted you to know I maybe, kinda, perhaps, really like you. MORTI! When: Sunday, April 20, 2008. Where: Easter 2008. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905512 hot bartender at Drink! I met you at Drink! I was supposed to be your rebound & you were supposed to be my stepping stone, but turned out to be boyfriends. You know how I know I love you? I think about you every second & get cranky when I don’t wake up to you in my arms. Can’t wait to move with you! When: Monday, December 29, 2008. Where: Drink. You: Man. Me: Man. #905511 Marshall tire guy Hey, Marshall tire guy in the big truck - you know who you are. I just wanted to tell you how good looking you are. Even though you are always dirty, you’re still hot. When: Wednesday, March 18, 2009. Where: around. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905510

Dear Mistress Maeve, A guy I’ve been out on a couple dates with wants to apply for a job at the company I work for, and I’m nervous about it. It’s a great job, and he’d be a great candidate, but I like this guy, and I’ve always been taught that business and pleasure don’t mix. It’s not like I work for a large corporation with different departments — we’d be working in cubicles within earshot of one another. I love my job and don’t want anything to get in the way of my success. Should I discourage him from applying, even though I know he won’t find another opportunity like this in our current economy? If he gets the job, do we have to stop seeing one another? Signed, Company Woman Dear C.W., You’re right to be wary. But did you know that a staggering 40 percent of Americans find partners in the cubicle maze, according to DiscoveryHealth.com? With all the time we spend at the office, it’s no surprise so many of us end up dating coworkers. If you like this guy and feel he’s a good candidate for the position, don’t discourage him from applying — you’ll only be doing him and the company a disservice. Besides, if he applies anyway and doesn’t get hired, you’ll have caused a rift for no reason. Encourage him to apply and be supportive. If he gets the job, have an honest talk with him about your worries. To continue seeing each other, you’ll need to draw some strict boundaries. For instance, absolutely no public displays of affection at the office (or in the parking lot during lunch). And you should limit the number of people in the office who know about your relationship — at least until you decide you’re seriously committed. Don’t forget to have a look at your company handbook. While most companies now tolerate intraoffice romances, you don’t want his “stimulus package” to leave you both unemployed.

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chivalry is not dead Thanks for opening the door for me at the Burlington post office this morning. And your smile was nice, too. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: Burlington Post Office. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905509

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You make me happy! When I walk down the street & you greet me, the air blowing through my hair; you seem to show me what I need to see. Warmth circles my face, it is you I embrace. I love you. - S. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: All around town. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905508 confused I have an idea why you get nervous & can’t stop talking, but I don’t know who you are, where you saw me, etc! Also, my name is very common so it could be anyone. Be more specific. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: would like to know. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905507 Blonde at Small Dog Electronics We were in line at the service window. We were entertained by the Dog who loved us scratching his bum. I left after my computer was brought out, but I really wanted to come back & talk more. I wish I knew your story... single? Straight? Just want to say thanks for the conversation & your beautiful blue eyes. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: Small Dog Electronics Service Window. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #905506

Your favorite holiday each year Going in opposite directions. Our eyes met & held beyond a mere meaningless glance. I regret the things I said, the lies born of jealousy & hurt, for fear you might actually believe them. I did it to make you hate & avoid me; so I could allow my heart to begin to heal. I still miss you sometimes, though. When: Tuesday, March 17, 2009. Where: Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #905505 No(de) way! Woman, I cannot wait to cover you with kisses. It has been a horrible time being unable to feel those butterflies. Bring on those smooches, my lips may (FINALLY) be ready! ilu! When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: In my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905504

Under new management To the hardest worker I know: You pour your heart & soul into each & every task, every day. You fill my life with promise. It won’t always be like this, I’ll cover you. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: Belle’s Cafe, Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905503 5 kinds of lovely Early morning & the sun is still hours from coming up. This used to be “our time”; now it is “your time” to shine. I may not be able to see you, but your voice brings me neverending joy. What would I give to spend my life with you? The world. When: Thursday, March 19, 2009. Where: Grandview/WIZN. You: Woman. Me: Man. #905502

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Burlington 47 S. Williams, avail. Jun. 1. 2-BR, 1-BA, deck, W/D onsite, parking for 1 car, walking distance to college. No pets. $1200/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 1-4 BR. apts. & houses. No dogs. 219 N. Winooski, 540 St. Paul, 20 Intervale Ave., 515 S. Union, 93 Walnut St. Avail. 6/1. Info: 802-862-7467.

Burlington Avail. Jun. 1. Bright & spacious upscale 5-BR apt. in hill section. Natural woodwork, 2.5-BA, high end kitchen, quiet safe location, parking, heat, W/D. Please NS/pets. Refs. req. $3750/ mo. Info: 802-658-8056, studio404@comcast.net. Burlington 46 Allen St. Avail. Jun. 1. 3-BR, 1-BA, W/D onsite, close to downtown. Pets OK. $1290/mo. + utils. Call Coburn & Feeley, 802-864-5200 ext. 229. Burlington 1-BR, LR, full kitchen, completely renovated. Heat/ HW incl. Parking for 1 car. Avail. now or Apr. 1. $825/mo. + dep. 2-BR, full kitchen, LR, parking. Heat/HW incl. Avail. Apr. 1. $895/ mo. + dep. Info: 802-425-2678, 802-338-2335. Burlington Colchester Ave. 2-BR, parking, coin-op W/D. No dogs. Avail. May 1. $990/mo. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-6603481 x1030, www.nevilleco.com. Burlington Near Downtown Unique traditional 2 story apt., all HDWD floors, clean, sunny, 2-BR, kitchen, LR, DR, covered porch w/ private front & rear entrance, offstreet parking, NS/pets. $1100/ mo. incl. electricity. Avail. Apr. Info: 802-476-4071. Burlington S. End 1-BR $800/ mo. Modern, well lit, ground level apt. in a quiet home. Parking, heat, lights, water, trash. Lease, refs. req. No pets, no smoking. Info: 802-863-6773. Burlington So. Meadow 3-BR w/ attached garage, full BA, onsite W/D, gas heat utils. not incl. NS/pets. Avail. now. $1200/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington South Meadow 3-BR, lg. BA, new appliances & carpeting, many other new upgrades, onsite W/D, gas heat utils. not incl. NS/pets. Avail. May 1. $1175/mo. + dep. Info: 802-864-9966. Burlington South Meadow 3-BR townhouse w/ garage, 1.5BA, W/D hook-ups, gas heat utils. not included. NS/pets. Avail. May 1. $1275/mo. + dep. Info: 802864-9966. Burlington, East Ave. Avail now. 4 BR. $1600/mo. Parking. No pets. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481. www.nevilleco. com. Charlotte large 2-BR apt. Clean, light, 10’ ceilings, propane “wood-stove”, extra room for office, open kitchen/living area, full BA, covered porch, huge yard w/ pond, garden space, hiking trails. N/S; cat ok. $1100/mo. Info: 802-425-3779. Clean & bright, extra room Large fenced yard, your own garden, 3-season porch, private driveway/ entrance, high-efficiency heat. Recent updates to BA & kitchen. 3rd-floor bonus room, 10x23. Pets negotiable. $1050/mo. incl. HW. 1-year lease. Info: 802-999-4316.

Clean, Quiet 4-BR Near UVM 1.5-BA, spacious clean home adjacent to UVM & a short walk to FAHC. Lg. basement for storage, incl. W/D. Attached garage. Pets neg. $2800/mo. + utils. Rent incl. sewer/water, trash removal, snow removal, yard care.) Avail. Jun. 1. 1-yr. lease. Email to schedule showings. Info: whitfellows@ gmail.com, http://burlington. craigslist.org/apa/1049675176. html.

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call 540-0007 for service Colchester Efficiency Efficiency in quiet neighborhood. No pets. $625/mo. incl. all heat, electric, parking, garbage & plowing. Info: Pierre Apartments, 802876-7843. Downtown Studio Apt. Nice, sunny, new carpet, high-ceilings, 2nd floor, private sunporch, DW, on-site WD, comes partially furnished. Street parking, some off-street parking. Close to UVM/ downtown. $750/mo. Avail. in April. NS/dogs. Info: 802-3243652. Fairfax Quiet country home, 2-BR, 20 acres, Mansfield views, 25 min. to Burlington, certified organic fields ready to till, workshop space. Pets OK. $1350/mo. Info: 802-760-7659. Ferrisburg Lovely 1-BR walkout basement apt. Great country views. Avail. now. $900/mo. incl. utils. Pay by the 1st, $850/mo. NS/pets. Info: Copey, 802-9997032. Grand Isle Clean, quiet, beautiful 1-BR waterfront apt. Deck, vaulted ceiling, lg. walk-in closet, new paint, carpet & laminate flooring. Boat dock & mooring possibilities, W/D, yard & garden. NS/pets. Year lease. 40 min. from Burlington. $850/mo. + utils. Info: 802-658-8056, Studio404@ comcast.net. House For Rent Colchester 3-4 BR, 1 BA, DR, kitchen, LR, W/D hookup, natural gas heat. Lawn care & water incl. $1600/ mo. Contact Jeff at 802-863-0287 or QFCR@aol.com. House Huntington 3 BR On 12 acres, bordering 700 acres of town forest. 1 BA, living/dining, 2 porches, DW, W/D, oil heat, gas stove. Refs., credit check, dep., 1-yr. lease. NS/dogs. Adult fixed cat OK. $1450/mo. + utils. Incl. trash removal. Avail. this summer. Call Jan at 343-4631. Info: Jan Morse, 802-343-4631, janmorse@ comcast.net.

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Hyde Park Lg. new 3-BR house, great views, parches, office space, Internet, very efficient, open floor plan. Pets welcome. Close to Morrisville. $1450/mo. Info: 802760-7659. LARGE VERGENNES APARTMENT Large sunny 2-BR in historic village home w/ attached carriage barn. Extensive gardens & private backyard. Renovated carriage barn perfect for studio/office. Avail. June 1; $1200/mo. + utils. For more info & images see website. Info: 802-877-8302, school streetapartment.blogspot.com. Large Apt. in Underhill Lots of room, 1400 sq.ft., 2 BR, 6 rooms, W/D hookups. Excellent schools, Great biking, hiking, skiing. Pets possible, storage space. $975/mo., some utils. incl. Info: 802-899-4086. Luxury Apartments Keen’s Crossing! Are you looking for the space & convenience of a home in an apt. setting? 17 floor plans, incl., variously: lg. closets, bay windows, private exterior entrance, W/D hookups, central A/C! Our community offers many amenities, such as fitness & movie rooms. Prices vary, but all incl. heat, HW, sewer/trash. Call for details & pricing! EHO ADA. Info: Keen’s Crossing, 802-655-1810, www.keenscrossing.com. New Haven energy efficient Four star energy rated energy efficient building. Low heating & electric costs. Stays cool in summer. Spacious, light & roomy 1000 sq.ft. open living space w/ lots of cabinet, counter & closet space. W/D hook-ups in full BA. Plowing/mowing incl. Convenient location off Rt. 7 just enough to be pleasant. Info: Dolores Norris, 802-989-6408. North Hero lakefront Private east shore 5-room home, on the water, 1 BR, garage w/ carport, screened porch, town water. $950/mo. + util., 1-yr. lease, ref., dep. Will consider 6-mo. seasonal lease. Info: 802-372-4862. S. Burlington Dorset Commons, incredibly situated on Dorset St. Very spacious, refurbished 2-BR on bike path, bus line, gas heat. Convenient to bank, supermarket. No dogs. $950/mo. Info: 802864-7766. S. Burlington Spacious 2-BR condo w/ alcove, screened balcony off LR, carport w/ storage, W/D. Gas heat. NS/pets. $1185/ mo. + utils. Info: 802-655-3325. S. Burlington Sunny 2 room studio. Parking for 1 car. $550/ mo. + utils & dep. No pets. Avail. now. Info: 802-860-1642. S. Burlington 2-BR Kitchen, LR, DR, carport, screened porch, all appliances, pool. Great location. NS/pets. $975/mo. Info: 802-862-8047.

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Cape style home off the road on 10 acres. 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, kitchen & breakfast bar. 3 season porch & deck. Finished room in basement. New roof, siding, & boiler. New 3 bay garage with storage. $279,500.

One level living in a convenient village location. Newer ranch style home with large rooms and cathedral ceilings. Master bedroom suite with whirlpool tub and walk-in closet. Kitchen with breakfast bar, large covered porch. Move-in condition! $229,000.

You can afford this! 3 bedroom, 1 ½ bath ranch home on 5 acres. Large kitchen, great dining room with built-in shelves, sun porch/mudroom entry and finished space in basement. THE PRICE IS RIGHT! $197,600.

Just Perfect! 3 bedroom, 2 full bath Cape style home on 10 acres--perfect for country living, yet close to everything. Built in 2005 this home offers open living space, cathedral ceilings, wood burning fireplace & finished basement. $297,000.

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Hillside ranch with finished lower level. This 3 bedroom home has new windows and doors, fresh paint, and new carpet and tile flooring. Easterly views of Camel’s Hump. Metal roof and vinyl siding for low maintenance. $237,500.

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« for rent SPRING SAVINGS! Alburgh, VT. Gorgeous 3-BR w/ HDWD floorsw/w carpet, gas fireplace, all appliances incl. W/D. 2.5-BA. 1-car garage & finished basement. Only $1000/mo. inc. heat & HW. Only 1 left! Info: 802-796-3649. Spacious 4-BR Victorian home, walk to downdown & UVM. 2.5 BA, 3 floors of living space, W/D, 2-car garage. $2200/mo. incl. all utils. Info: Tom Charpentier, 802310-5674, violinlessonsvt.com. Starksboro NEW 1-BR Apt. Maple cabinets, wood laminate flooring, covered deck, garden, more. $730/mo. incl. HW, trash, lawn care. Sorry, no dogs. Call before 9 p.m. Info: 802-453-3273. Swanton Studio Owner occupied 1-BR, country atmosphere, washer hookup, dryer. $700/mo. + dep. Utils. incl. (heat, electricity, garbage, snow). Partially furnished. Cable avail. Info: 802868-2581. Vergennes 281 Main St. Lg. sunny 2-BR, full BA, lg. enclosed porch. Heat & HW incl. No dogs. $850/mo. Call only between 8 a.m. - 8 p.m. Info: 802-349-4017. Westford lg. 2 BR Nice, in quiet country setting. Easy drive to Essex or Milton. W/D, gas heat, private parking & entrance. No pets. $850/mo. + utils. Info: 802-8638200. Winooski, Main St. Avail. Jun. 1. 3-BR. 2nd floor. No dogs. $900/ mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com. Winooski, Main St. Avail. Jun. 1. 3-BR. 2nd floor. No dogs. $900/ mo. incl. heat & HW. Neville Companies, Inc. 802-660-3481 x1030. www.nevilleco.com.

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Winooski: Lg. 2 BR Apt. in owner-occupied multi-family. Avail. May 1. W/D, HDWD, porch. Cats OK. NS/dogs. Refs., credit check. $1100/mo. Info: Michele Palardy, 802-363-1406.

Housemates ALL AREAS - RENTMATES.COM Browse hundreds of online listings with photos and maps. Find your roommate with a click of the mouse! Visit: http://www.Rent mates.com. (AAN CAN) Burlington 68A S. Willard St. Furnished basement room for rent. 1.5-BA, W/D, kitchen, parking. NS. Artistic & intellectual environment. Avail. Apr. 1. $480/mo. incl. utils. 802-660-7172 or 802-598-7423. Burlington Roommate wanted. $525/mo. incl. everything. Call 802-922-8995 or 802-540-0715 and ask for Lee or Mike. Burlington Responsible individual to share 3-BR house w/ 2 sober individuals. W/D avail. Quiet neighborhood, NS/drugs/ drinking. $475/mo. + 1/3 utils. & dep. Info: 802-355-0147. Country home to share On 30 acres in S. Starksboro. $500/mo. incl. major utils. + dep. Prefer longterm. NS/pets. Community-minded person. Avail. immed. Info: 802453-5409, lescoe@madriver.com. Essex Jct. Seeking professional roommate to share beautiful older home. W/D, cable, parking. Near IBM, 10 min. away from colleges/ Burlington. $530/mo. incl. all utils. NS/pets. Info: 802-363-6009. Gay-Friendly Housemate to share nice family home. 1 BR w/ private BA. Gardening possibilities. View off porch. Satellite Internet/ TV, W/D. $575/mo. incl. all utils. except phone. Info: 802-879-0716.

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Incredible historic building on the national preservation register. Presently the home of Sherwood Real Estate and The Richford Antique and Craft Center. The registered trademark `The Pink Lady` will be conveyed to the buyer with the property. All antiques are negotiable. All original woodwork. Also, the building is featured in the East Coast Victorian book. Third floor sprinkler system . Broker owned. $329,000

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MALE ROOMMATE WANTED To live with 2 female UVM juniors. Large 2-BA, garage, close to campus. $615/mo. + util. June 1 move in, flexible. Call Olivia, 238-5154.

sex Jct., 35 min. to Burlington. Looking for prof. female. Furnished room, private full BA, all utils. incl. $600/mo. + dep., refs. Info: 802-343-5324.

Monkton FarmHouse Large rooms, W/D, master BA, cathedral ceilings. 20 acres. 19 miles to Kennedy Dr. Barn, garden space, etc. Amenities/utils. incl. Horses & pets OK. $450/mo. Info: 802-453-3457.

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Room for Rent Jericho Looking for responsible female to share 3-BR townhouse. All utils. incl., WiFi, cable, W/D, DW, some storage, garden space. I have 2 mellow cats. $600/mo. Info: 802343-4412, sprite3@gmail.com. Sunny Burlington Condo Great large sunny BR. Prefer professional, NS female as housemate. Located near Oakledge, convenient to downtown. Avail. immediately! $575/mo. Call 865-4372 or 865-2447, email psherbs@hotmail.com. Sunny Burlington Condo Great lg. sunny BR. Prefer professional, nonsmoking female as housemate. Located near Oakledge, convenient to downtown. Avail. immediately! $575/mo. Call 865-4372 or 865-2447, email psherbs@hotmail.com.

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General Store with gas pumps, remodeled building with yesteryear charm, tin ceiling, seller owns gas tanks, pumps, paved parking, very clean, with a two bedroom refurbished apartment upstairs. Owner financing availble. At 6% interest payments are only $680 a month for a residence and income producing business. Priced to sell! Broker owned. Only $129,900. Call Margo Sherwood Sherwood Real Estate (802)-848-3836 www.sherwoodrealestate.net

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1 Surprisingly Beautiful 1200 Housemate Wanted $650 Sherwood-pink-121708.indd The sq.ft., W/D, DW, 2 BR, 2 BA, ofcondo is located near the Essex fice, yard, bik path, pool, tennis, Outlets & is a great location to web/cable/phone, 4 mi. FAHC/ the bike path & the outlets. The Church St./waterfront. NS. $495/ BR is very lg. w/ 2 closets. If mo., mo.-to-mo. lease. Info: 802interested, please email or call. 238-5778. Info: Natalie Bolduc, 802-8818576, keera02@yahoo.com. Westford House 15 min. to Es-

Peaceful Burlington house Peaceful, quiet, simple, progressive, eclectic home seeking responsible, considerate, mature roommate. Two story house with porches, parking, W/D, good neighbors. Right by lake, bike path, parks.$550/mo., share utilities. Avail. now, or by May 1. Info: 802-864-2890.

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12/15/08Sherwood-store-040109.indd 7:30:15 PM BURLINGTON 209 COLLEGE ST.1 1100 sq.ft. under construction. Skylights, many windows, HDWD, bricks walls all around, lockers/ shower area, ceilings at 12’+, exposed timber framing. Awesome spot! Great neighbors: Stone Soup, Bueno y Sano, Springhill, 3 Needs. Info: David Farrington, 802-316-6452, brickboxco@aol. com.

3/31/09 10:21:19 AM Landscape Technician Design/ build landscaping firm needs person w/ broad landcscape experience incl. dry laid stone wall & patio construction, planting trees, shrubs, perennials, etc. Info: 802-434-4216, champlain valleylandscaping.com.

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BURLINGTON - 106 MAIN ST. At new courtyard next to The Men’s Room. 1200 sq.ft. 3 offices + reception & workspace. Private BA, great location, parking avail. Info: David Farrington, 802-3166452, brickboxco@aol.com. BURLINGTON 110 MAIN ST. 745 sq. ft. 2 office & reception area. Corner office, professional office building. Great neighbors. Parking avail. Info: David Farrington, 802-316-6452, brickboxco@aol. com. BURLINGTON 182 MAIN ST. Office loft, above Old Gold. 1500 sq.ft., under renovation. Exposed brick, timbers & ductwork. Private BA, kitchenette. 4 lg. windows on Main. Gas heat & A/C, track lighting. Very nice. Info: 802-3166452, brickboxco@aol.com. BURLINGTON 208 FLYNN AVE. Flynndog bldg. Studio, 1150 sq.ft., tall ceilings, brick walls, great neighbors: Jeff Clarke, Linckia, Outer Space Deli, Taiko. South End destination. Info: David Farrington, 802-316-6452, brickboxco@aol.com.

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Computer BOLTON VALLEY CONDOMINIUM 900 sq.ft. +/-, 2-BR, 3-BA, new kitchen. $950/mo. gross. Incl. heat, water, cable, electric. Furnished, A/C, parking garage (2 spaces). Avail. April 15 - Dec. 1 2009. Info: 802-343-4110.

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9:45:33 AM Distinctive, highly crafted,3/24/09 energyFSBO-BStapenhorst-031809.indd efficient homes. Private hillside lots close to school. Lots and complete house packages for sale. Lots starting at $170K including road, septic, power and clearing. Contact 802-578-2199 or www.williamshillvt.com.

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9:31:42 AM Steady two-family income3/17/09 pays your mortgage! Sunny, clean, owneroccupied second- and third-floors with 3-4 bedrooms. New roof, recent utilities. Oversized lot, garage. Convenient to I-89, Burlington in :45. 802-272-5130.

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Only five beautiful and quiet wooded hillside lots remain for sale on this paved cul-de-sac town road. One acre and larger starting at $139,900. Driveway cuts, underground utilities and wastewater/septic in place. Only minutes to I-89. Bring your own builder or use one of our recommended professionals. For more information contact the Owner-Realtor at 802-434-4733 ext 1.

Secluded, wooded, yet 1.5 miles from downtown Montpelier. Spectacular views. Immaculate, 2-level end unit, 3-BR, 3-BA, open living space, family room. New energy efficient appliances and on-demand hot water system. Heated pool and tennis courts available. $279,000. Contact fandbinhawaii@comcast.net or 802-223-8494.

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Sm. 3-BR, 2-BA ranch in Shelburne Village for immediate sale! Stainless steel appliances, marble counters/ baths, cathedral ceilings w/ sky window, gas fireplace, fenced yard. Only $195,000! Call Dawna, 802-236-2528.

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3/30/09FSBO-DHammers-040109.indd 2-BR townhouse! Excellent, well 4:12:32 PM maintained condition. Convenient location, 1080 square feet, partially finished basement. 1.5-BA, dining room and kitchen w/ breakfast bar. Low association fees, $70/mo. $179,200.00. Info: 802-233-5155.

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3/30/09 4:13:37 PM Situated on five open acres, this 3-4 bedroom, 2.5 baths with partially finished walk-out basement makes a wonderful family home. Close to I89 and local ski areas. Mountain views included. $565,000. Visit http:// jfp1999.googlepages.com or email jfp1999@myfairpoint.net.

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FSBO-GLenz-032509.indd 1 7:26:45 PM 1 3/30/09 4:01:42 PM Well maintained, 2 bedroom, 1 full 2-BR condo at Indian Creek, S. Burlington. Bright, sunny unit in fabulous 3/23/09 locationFSBO-FPerkins-040109.indd bath 2nd Floor condo in Oak Park. close to shopping, schools & recreation. 12 min. to downtown, 5 min. to Rte. 89. Pleasant rural neighborhood, close Unit is located at far end of complex w/ minimal traffic. Excellent condition w/ to IBM, schools, community park and recent paint, carpeting & tile. Unit incl. 1.5-BA, ample closet space, fireplace living List your property here! bike path in Essex Town. $123,000. room, solarium kitchen, deck, one car garage. Indian Creek is a park like complex w/ 30 words + photo. 802-999-2155. mature vegetation, pool & tennis courts. See indiancreekcondos.org for more info. & photos. $224,900. Contact Ashley 864-5684, 802-484-7213.

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Entertainment/ Tickets DRIVERS W/ LATE-MODEL vehicles possessing entertainment and MC qualities wanted to host shows w/ exotic dancers. Info: 802-658-1464. SOLID GOLD, DANCERS Exotic dancers. Adult entertainment for birthday, bachelor, bachelorette, Mardi Gras parties or any time good friends get together. #1 for fun. New talent welcome. Info: 802-658-1464.

Free Stuff IS YOUR HOUSE HAUNTED? Let us check it out for free. The Vermont Spirit Detective Agency: “The Private Eye For Those Who’ve Died.” Contact: vermontspirits@gmail. com. Info: Matthew Borden, 802881-1171, bigbigdeal3@aol.com. VEGETABLE OIL Have used vegetable oil that can be used for diesel fuel. Come and take it. Have a lot of it! Info: Global Markets, 802-863-9460.

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ANTIQUE L-SHAPED DESK 1950s, work in progress. Needs to be finished or painted. $25 firm. Info: 802-881-5952. BAR TABLE & CHAIRS Nice slate (multicolored) bar table w/ 2 brown suede cushioned swivel bar chairs. Wrought iron gray/brown coloring on legs. $150/OBO. Info: 802-881-5952. QUEEN MATTRESS SET NEW This is a brand new set. I have to sell by this week. It is still in the factory packaging & comes with a factory warranty! $179. Info: 802-846-7622.

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Pets BOUVIER PUPPIES Adorable AKCOFA. Born March 1; ready at end of April. Working line. Parents on premises. Wonderful temperaments. Athletic & titled. Info: Margaret Teitelbaum, 802-2856699, kasha@franklinvt.net.

Blue eyes, sealpoint & bluepoint, M & F, very friendly. Litter-box trained, CFA registered, shots. Ready to go. $300. Give us a call. Info: 802457-4039.

SALOMON DUMONT MODEL 2/16/09 SKIS 11:54:59 AM Great pair. 2008 but bought brand new this year. Ridden 4 times. Paid $500, asking $300/OBO. Info: 802-310-4390, shippeeo@ aol.com.

HAVANESE PUPPIES Avail. in 3 weeks. Hypoallergenic, extremely cute. Mom’s from Texas, Dad’s from St. Louis, puppies VT. Call to have pics sent via email. Holy cow! Info: 802-985-1550.

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LOOKING TO ADOPT A PARROT Good home promised. Info: 802863-0053. NEWFOUNDLAND PUPPIES AKC Blacks and Landseers, 1st shots, vet exams, health disclosure, parents on premises, hand-raised in loving home. Ready now. Great for draft, therapy or companionship. Info: 802-578-2586.

Sports Equipment FIREPROOF 24 GUN SAFE $250 Sentry, reprogrammable digital lock, extra shelves & cradles, manual. Will help move, if you have a truck. $250. Call 802-7343640. MOSSBERG 500 SHOTGUN Tactical pump 12 gauge. 6 mos. old. Cleaned regularly. Comes w/ 175 rounds, cleaning kit & 15-round sling. $350/OBO. Info: 802-3104390, shippeeo@aol.com.

ANTIQUES Furniture, postcards, pottery, cameras, toys, medical tools, lab glass, photographs, slide rules, license plates, silver. Anything unusual or unique. Cash paid. Info: Dave, 802-859-8966. BUYING VINYL RECORD ALBUMS Cash for LPs, 45 RPMs, CDs, stereo equipment (incl. vintage), instruments, concert posters, memorabilia. Convenient drop-offs: Burlington Records (Church/Bank streets), Riverwalk Records (Montpelier). LP>CD transfer services avail. Info: Burlington Records/ Riverwalk Records, 802-223-3334, saiddone@hotmail.com, www.BurlingtonRecords.com.

Bands/ Musicians DUO SEEKS FEMALE SINGER All styles, must have experience, music will be centered around you. Must be able to harmonize. Call Bob, Info: 802-863-0085, bber man@instrumart.com. EXP. GUITARIST/BASSIST avail. Classic rock, blues, country. Female keyboard player also avail., lead vocals/harmonies. Part-time only. Willing to drive 1 hour for right situation. Location: Brandon. Info: 802-247-6990, dbonanzam@my fairpoint.net, www.bluefrets.com.

For Sale BE MUSIC 20TH ANNUAL SALE Guitar Month sale. Deals so good that we dare not list them in print. 162 Woodstock Ave., Rutland. Info: Be Music, Brian Hobbs, 802-775-4030, bemusicvt.com. GUITAR REPAIR Banjos & mandolins, wiring repairs & modifications, acoustic & electric pick-up installation, truss rod & neck intonation adjustments, bridge & nut replacement, tuning key replacement, some wood repairs. Info: 802-434-3924. LEARNING ATTITUDE GRAPHICS Learning Attitude & Musical Graphics on all kinds of clothing, fun stuff, stickers, signs, clocks, more. Based on current research, humorous, supports healthy learning. Info: 802-660-8524, www. cafepress.com/octavemode. TASCAM DIGITAL RECORDER Record like a pro w/ this 2488! Full of effects & on-board CD burner. Would consider trade/musical instruments. $450. 802-860-1544.

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Language Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194, access@cvuhs.org. Italian for Travelers, 2 levels; Beginner French, 2 levels; Conversational Immersion French; Beginning Spanish, 2 levels; Beginning Mandarin, 2 levels. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Senior Discount 65+.

Instruction Andy’s Mountain Music Affordable, accessible instruction in guitar, mandolin, banjo & more. All ages, skill levels/interests. References, results, convenient scheduling 7 days/week! Andy Greene, 658-2462, guitboy75@ hotmail.com, www.andysmoun tainmusic.com. Drum Lessons Have fun while achieving your goals as a drummer! Experienced, professional & active drummer seeks students of all ages, styles & abilities for private instruction. Study at your convenience in my Burlington studio, or in your own practice space. I offer a custom curriculum, flexible scheduling & the best rates around. Info: steve@ stevehadeka.com. Guitar Instruction Berklee grad. w/25 years teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory & ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach. All ages/styles/levels. Info: Belford Guitar Studio, Rick Belford, 802-864-7195, rickbelf@verizon. net, www.rickbelford.com. Guitar School of Vermont “Not your usual music instruction.” Attention from multiple teachers, fundamentals, theory, technique, composition. Teaching Guitarist’s Growing Musicians. 802-655-5800, www.guitarschoolofvermont.com. Music Lessons Piano, guitar, voice, theory, composition, songwriting. All ages, levels, styles. 20 yrs. exp. Friendly, individualized lessons in S. Burlington. Info: 802-864-7740, eromail13@ gmail.com. Trombone, Trumpet Lessons Eastman School of Music graduate, trumpet, trombone, barihorn, tuba, piano, composition. Learn determination, diligence, discipline, a new year’s resolution. See website. Info: Octavemode, Stuart Carter, 802-6608524, www.octavemode.net. Voice/Piano in Westford Tiffany studied voice at Drake University & infuses lessons w/ yogic breathing/alignment. She’s performed at B.B. King Blues Club, Carnegie Hall, the Kennedy Center. Info: Tiffany Pfeiffer, 802-872-0603, tiffshannon@ gmail.com, www.myspace.com/ thediscarnateband.

access cvu high school Art Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, access@cvuhs.org. 3 Watercolor classes; Drawing Tuesdays, 2 levels; Painting with Water Soluble Oils; Calligraphy. CULINARY ARTS: One-night classes where you eat well! Portuguese Comfort Food, Vietnamese, Specials from Singapore, Vegetarian Burmese, Caribbean, Southwestern, Indian, Summer Soups, Salads, Gelato & Sorbets, Cheese Pie, Barbeque Action, Japanese Green Teas & Ceremony, Decorated Easter Cookies. All materials included with few exceptions. Senior Discount 65+. 10 minutes from exit 12. Body & Mind Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@ cvuhs.org. Core Strength with Caroline Perkins; Weight Training, 2 levels; Yoga, 3 choices; Swing or Ballroom with Terry Bouricius; Piano Lessons; Tap Dance, 2 levels with Brea McBride; Ballet Exercise with Brea; Jump into Jazz; Pennywhistle; Guitar; West African Dance and Djembe Drumming; Fitness for Riders; Natural Facials; Scents of Vermont; Circus Arts. All levels, low cost, excellent instructors, guaranteed. Materials included. Senior Discount 65+.

Empowerment Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@ cvuhs.org. BeeKeeping with Bill Mares; Advanced BeeKeeping, Genes with Dave Ely; World History Through Fiber with Chris O’Donnell; Knots for Life, Fantasy Sports with John Bennett; VT Architecture-19c, Solar Energy 101, Energy Medicine, Get Published!, Memoir Writing, Baby Sitting by Red Cross, CPR/ First Aid, Horsemanship, Bridge, Chess, Mah Jongg, Body Image, Smart Cycling 101, Financial Management, Structuring a Business, First Garden, Myers-Briggs Typing, Goal Setting, Parenting Tips. Senior Discount 65+. Craft Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-4827194, access@cvuhs.org. Woodworking; Pottery classes; Platters, Plates and Bowls with Jen Labie; Carving a Wooden Spoon or Animal Figurines; Whittling; Rug Hooking, 2 levels; Sewing; Flower Arranging; Rustic Furniture, Adult Chair or Loveseat; Cake Decorating, Fondant; Knitting; Quilting, Beginners. Low cost, hands-on, excellent instructors, limited class size, guaranteed. Materials included with few exceptions. Senior Discount 65+.

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Clay: Wheel-Throwing I: Apr. 6 - May. 18, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. This seven-week class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio. Students will be working primarily on the potter’s wheel learning basic throwing and forming techniques. Students will also be guided through the various finishing techniques. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 12. Clay: Wheel-Throwing II: Apr. 9 - May. 21, 7-9:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $210/$189 BCA members (clay sold separately at $20/25 lb. bag). Location: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington. In this mixed level class for advanced beginners and intermediate potters, students will learn individualized tips and challenges for advancement on the wheel. Demonstrations and instruction will cover advanced throwing, trimming, and glazing techniques. Individual projects will be encouraged. Over 20 hrs/week of open studio time to practice! Limit: 12. Prerequisite: Basic wheel experience. Drawing: Figure Drawing Basics: Apr. 2 - May. 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Thursday. Cost: $165/148.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Draw from a nude model and experiment with a variety of media including charcoal, oil pastels and pencils. Incorporate human anatomy and structure into your drawings and express your own personal viewpoint. The last half-hour of the class will include a class critique. Limit: 10. Experimental Photography: Apr. 14 - May. 19, 6-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $225/$202.50 BCA members. Location: Firehouse Center, 135 Church St., Burlington. Expand your creative vision to create painterly, dream-like images through the exploration of experimental photographic techniques. Photomontage, layering multiple exposures, panning, and more will be covered. This class will include hands-on instruction both in the classroom and in the field. Suitable for film or digital SLR users. Limit: 12.

Computer Classes: 150 spring offerings for all ages. Location: CVU High School, 10 minutes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@cvuhs. org. Computer & Internet Basics Tutorial, MS Word Basics, MS Excel Visit cvuhs.org/access Basics, Excel Up - The Next Steps, Fresh Flower Design: Apr. Excel Data Analysis, iPods & iTunes, for full class descriptions 8-29, 6:30-8 p.m., Weekly on Movie Maker Lab, Web Site Design Wednesdays. Cost: $110/$99 BCA Fundamentals, Dreamweaver: Admembers. Location: Firehouse vanced Web Design, Graphic Design Center, 135 Church St., Burlingwith InDesign, Moodle Classroom ton. Work with a professional flo1x2c-cvuhs031809.indd 1 3/16/09 12:02:54 PM Cooperative, Keyboarding, Slideral designer and become familiar show Presentations, Publisher, Winwith different flower names, learn dow Management. Low cost, handstips on selection, preparation and on, excellent instructors, limited arrangement of a variety of fresh class size, guaranteed. Materials flower centerpieces. Students will included with few exceptions. SeAbstract Painting: May. 5-26, bring home their own fresh arnior Discount 65+. 6:30-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. rangement at the end of each class. Cost: $125/$112.50 BCA members. Digital Camera Classes: 150 All fresh flowers, vases and green Location: Firehouse Center, Burlspring offerings for all ages. Lofloral foam included. Limit: 8. ington. Students will be guided cation: CVU High School, 10 minJewelry: Silver Jewelry to explore the many exciting pos- II: Apr. 14 - May. 19, 6-8:30 utes from exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802-482-7194, access@cvuhs. sibilities of abstract painting. Us- p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: ing the paint of their choice (oils, org. Digital Camera Fundamentals, $125/$112 BCA members (materiacrylic or watercolor), students will Enhance Digital Photographs, Creals fees vary based on type and be encouraged to experiment and ate Digital Compositions, Advanced amount of metals used). Locatry adding other mixed media as tion: BCA Print & Clay Studio, 250 Digital Photography Workshops, well. Students are encouraged to Adobe Photoshop Elements - 3 Main St., Burlington. This class is bring some ideas or reference mate- for students who have some basic choices of levels, Digital Video Varial to use as a starting place. BCA cation. Senior Discount 65+. experience with jewelry making will provide glass palettes, easels, and wish to learn new skills. The Kids Classes: 150 spring offerpainting trays and drying racks. ings for all ages. Location: CVU instructor will demonstrate a new High School, 10 minutes from Limit: 10. technique each class, such as etch-

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Auditions/ Casting FEMALE MODELS WANTED to work w/ 2 professional photographers for artistic, fashion & portraiture projects. Compensation will be in photography, experience & a chance to build a free portfolio. No experience needed, but potential models must be at least 18. For more info, contact David Russell Photography at 373-1912 or dave@daverussell.org. www.dave russell.org. Info: David Russell Photography, David Russell, 802373-1912, dave@daverussell.org, http://www.daverussell.org.

exit 12, Hinesburg. Info: 802482-7194, access@cvuhs.org. Music Seeds for newborn to 2 and 2-4 year olds on Mondays; DJ Techniques, ages 10 and up; Stroller Strides Parent Workout; Incredible Decorated Easter Cookies, all ages welcome; Music Games, ages 4-8 with parents; Move & Groove, ages 2-5; Parenting the Joy of Reading. Many of the 150 classes appropriate for learners of all ages. Materials included.

Photography Critique: Apr. 14, 6-8 p.m. Free and open to the public. Location: Firehouse Gallery, 135 Church St., Burlington. Come receive feedback on what you are working on photographically and see what other photographic artists in the community are doing in a supportive, discussion based critique session. Bring 1-4 examples of your work. Participants with all levels of experience are welcome and encouraged to attend!

Call 802-865-7166 for info or register online at BurlingtonCityArts.com. Teacher bios are also available online.

bodywork Intro to Thai Yoga Bodywork: May. 2, 9 a.m. - 5 p.m. Cost: $95/6 CE hours. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, 802-658-7715, info @ touchstonehealingar t s. com, www.touchstonehealingarts. com. No prerequisites: Open to everyone. Participants learn a series of techniques to be practiced as a full, flowing complete Thai session. The instruction is hands on, participatory & easy to follow. If you are considering professional training, One-Day Workshops are a great way to sample the practice. Manual is included.

business CREATIVE BUSINESS PLAN WRITING: Apr. 21-28, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Tuesday. Cost: $40 Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sara, 802-888-3802. Starting your own business? Own a business and want to take it to a higher level of success? Get the tools you need to write a dynamic business plan to get loans, manage your business and assure your success. Led by Sara Waskuch, successful business entrepreneur, consultant, teacher and owner of Creative Solutions. Getting Serious: Apr. 18, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Cost: $105/scholarships available. Location: Mercy Connections, 346 Shelburne Rd., Burlington. Info: Mercy Connections Women’s Small Business Program, Lorna Lyons, 802-8467338, www.wsbp.org. This daylong workshop is designed to help you explore business ownership as your possible next career step. You will discover if business ownership is right for you, examine and expand your business idea(s), clarify your entrepreneurial and businessrelated skills, and create an action plan for next steps.

ing, building hollow forms, using hinges and more. The instructor will guide students with individual projects and goals. Limit: 10.

childbirth Pregnancy Movement Circle: Apr. 5, 2-3:15 p.m., Weekly on Sunday. Free introductory class. Location: Dhatri Movement Arts Center, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Dhatri Movement Arts Center, Nyarkoa Mensah-Jordan, 802-862-2333, dhatrifoundation. org. A supportive and inspirational class for pregnant women. Explore movement, song, breath and awareness. Awaken the breathe, encourage spaciousness of joints, nurture intimate connection with your growing child. Learn to undo tension caused by the shifting weight and alignment issues of pregnancy. Led by certified Alexander teacher.

creativity The Creative Path: Apr. 18, 12:30-4 p.m. Cost: $40. Location: 495 Patch Road, Morrisville. Info: Sara, 802-888-3802. A workshop designed to quiet your inner critic, awaken the creative genius within and use your creative expression, in work, life and play. Think you’re not “gifted” enough to be creative? Learn how you can live life more fully through discovering your creative passion. Led by Sara Waskuch, designer, writer, consultant and teacher.

dance Ballroom Dance Classes: Location: First Step Dance offers Ballroom Dance classes in Burlington, Shelburne and St. Albans on Monday, Tuesday and Sunday respectively. Also holds Ballroom practice sessions in Burlington on Thursday., Ballroom Dance Social on the 2nd Friday of each month. Info: 802-598-6757, www.First StepDance.com. Beginning classes repeat each month, and intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and dance! Dance Studio Salsalina: Cost: $12/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 802598-1077, info@salsalina.com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. Oneon-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

design/build AMVIC Insulated Concrete Forms: Cost: $95/8 hours (lunch incl.). Location: Best Western, 13 Blush Hill Rd., Waterbury. Info: Vermont Insulated Concrete Forms, Joel Baker, 802-2446111, jwing@vticf.com, www. vticf.com/training.html. Plumb, straight and level. Every successful project starts with basics. Insulated concrete form construction is no different. Our hands-on building seminar teaches the basics of ICFs and everything else needed

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health « design/build to design and build an ICF home. Energy-efficient and cost-effective. On 4/18/2009 learn why ICF construction outperforms traditional building! Yestermorrow Design/Build Sch.: Cost: $300/2-day class; 15% discount for Vermont residents! Location: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 189 VT Rte. 100, Warren. Info: Yestermorrow Design/Build School, 802-496-5545, shannon@ yestermorrow.org, www.yestermorrow.org. PLUMBING DEMYSTIFIED: April 4-5, How a residential plumbing system works, how to build it and how to repair it. ENGINEERING FOR THE HOMEBUILDER: April 11-12, Basic engineering principals ownerbuilders or professional builders. THINKING LIKE A MOUNTAIN: April 25-26; Explore the nature of sustainability and the mindsets that make it possible.

drumming Burlington Taiko Classes: Location: Taiko Space (across from Outer Space Deli), 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Burlington Taiko, 802-999-4255, classes@ burlingtontaiko.org, www.burl ingtontaiko.com. Beginning classes Tuesdays - Kids, 4:30-5:20 p.m., $47/6 weeks. Adults 5:30-6:20 p.m., $53/6 weeks. Session begins 10/28. Advanced Beginner/Ensemble class meets weekly on Mondays at 5:30-6:50 p.m., $48/6 weeks, beginning 10/27. Gift certificates are available! For a full schedule of classes or more info, go online or email.

fitness Girls Get’n Fit Boot Camp: Cost: $255/2 Fitness Assessments, 12 hours of Professional Training, and Camp T-shirt. Location: Williston Community Park, 195 Central School Dr., Williston. Info: Girls Get’n Fit, LLC, Melissa Milam, 802310-5009, smmilam@gmavt.net, www.girlsgetnfit.com. A resultdriven boot camp that provides a fun and challenging change to any exercise routine. Be prepared to get up early, work hard and feel great for the rest of the day! Not ready yet? Join Fit Mama Camp 2009 at Exercise America in South Burlington and get started!

Springtime Boot Camp: Apr. 6 - May. 1, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Weekly on Monday, Wednesday, Friday. Cost: $100/12 sessions. Location: Sports and Fitness Edge, Essex 1 Studio, Essex. Info: Nicole Codling, 802-879-7734-165. Springtime training for a summer body! All fitness levels are welcome. Deadline for registration is April 4. The Biggest Loser: Class runs April 7 - May 14 and meets Tuesdays and Thursdays from 6:307:30 p.m. You must register by Friday, April 3. Cost: $120/6-week workshop. Location: Sports and Fitness Edge, Essex 1 studio, Essex. Info: Sports and Fitness Edge, 802-879-7734, davidm@ sfedge.com. Are you ready for a challenge? Sports and Fitness Edge challenges you to reach your fitness goals. Are you ready? If you don’t like your new body, we’ll give you your old one back! Be the biggest loser and win a big prize!

Healing Touch Level 1: May 15 (6:30-9:00 pm), May 16 & 17 (9:00 a.m. - 6:00 p.m.) OR May 29 and June 5 (9:30 a.m. - 6:00 p.m.). Cost: $333/$308 HTI/AHNA Member; $225 Student/Repeater/ Elders/Teens; Early discount: $308 tuition (register by 4/10 for 5/1517 class); $308 tuition (register by 4/20 for 5/29 and 6/6 class); $297 tuition (register by 3/27 for 5/29 and 6/6 class). Location: The Healer Within You, 528 Essex Rd. (Route 2A), Suite 205, Williston. Info: Handcrafted Health and HarManna, LLC, Amy Billings, 802-878-0911, www.handcrafted health.net. Facilitated by Lucrezia Mangione, CMT, CHTP/I, this class is for anyone interested in learning more about energy therapy, exploring the magnificence of their human body and continuing their commitment to personal growth. Healing Touch International certified/American Holistic Nurses Association endorsed. Continuing education units through AHNA and NCBTMB.

herbs gardening Designing Perennial Gardens: Apr. 11, 9-11 a.m. Cost: $10/person. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Road, off Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-660-3505, retailinfo@gar deners.com. Stephanie Cohen, author, nationally recognized perennial expert and award-winning speaker, joins us to demystify the craft of garden design. She’ll cover all the bases in this lively, fun and informative presentation. Presenter: Stephanie Cohen. Wise on Weeds FREE!: Apr. 4, 9:30-11 a.m.. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Road, off Riverside Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-660-3505, retailinfo@ gardeners.com. A program of The Nature Conservancy. Sharon Plumb, Invasive Species Coordinator for The Nature Conservancy of Vermont will provide an overview of why invasives are a problem and how you can help, with tips on interesting plants to use as alternatives.

ALLERGIES & ASTHMA: Apr. 7, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $15/2-hour workshop. Location: Purple Shutter Herbs, 7 West Canal St., Winooski. Info: Purple Shutter Herbs, 802-865-4372, www.purpleshut ter.com. Kelley Robie, of Horsetail Herbs, will lead a discussion about the underlying causes of allergies & asthma & what can be done to greatly improve the health of those who constantly blow their nose, sneeze & wheeze! Kelley has suffered greatly in the past with chronic allergies & asthma. Wisdom of the Herbs School: Open House, Sat., April 4, 1-4 p.m. at Rhapsody Cafe, 28 Main Street, Montpelier. Wild Edible Intensive 2009: Enhancing Local Food Security. Class meets for two terms, three Sundays each term, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Spring term: 5/24, 6/14 & 7/12, 2009. Summer Term: 8/9, 9/20 & 10/4, 2009. Tuition $240 Spring term and $300 Summer term. $50 non-refundable deposit each term. Discounted tuition for early registration for both terms. Wisdom of the Herbs 2009: Identify and harvest local wild edible and medicinal plant, make home remedies, learn sustainable living skills. Eight weekends: May 16-17, June 6-7, July 18-19, Aug. 15-16, Sept. 12-13, Oct. 10-11, Nov. 7-8. Tuition $1750. Non-refundable deposit $250. Discounted tuition for early registration paid in full one month before class begins. VSAC

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non-degree grants avail.. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, South Woodbury. Info: Annie McCleary, Director, 802-456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, www.WisdomOfTheHerbs School.com. Unique experiential programs embracing the wild plants, holistic health, and sustainable living skills, valuable tools for living on the Earth in these changing times. Learn through herb walks and nature adventures, communion with Nature, hands-on wild harvesting and preparation of wild edibles and herbal home remedies, with intention and gratitude.

language Parlez-vous francais?: Location: At your home or scheduled meeting place, Burlington, Mad River Valley, Stowe, Montpelier. Info: 802-496-7859, yvescompre re@yahoo.com. Communication and vocabulary enrichment, some grammar review. Fun and useful. Taught by Yves Compere, French native.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult introductory classes begin on Tuesday, April 7 at 5:30 p.m.. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine Street, Burlington. Info: 802-951-8900, aikidovt.org. This traditional Japanese martial art emphasizes circular, flowing movements and pinning and throwing techniques. Visitors are always welcome. Classes are taught by Benjamin Pincus Sensei, 5th Dan - Vermont’s only fully certified (shidoin) Aikido teacher. MARTIAL WAY SELF-DEFENSE CTR: Introductory class. Location: One minute off I-89 at Exit 17, Colchester. Info: 802-893-8893. Day and evening classes for adults. Afternoon and Saturday classes for children. Group and private lessons. Kempo, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, Arnis and Wing Chun Kung Fu. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Monday-Friday, 6-9 p.m. and Saturdays, 10 a.m. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Road, Williston. Info: 802-660-4072, www.bjjusa.com. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu is a complete martial-arts system; it enhances balance, flexibility, strength, cardiorespiratory fitness and builds personal courage and selfconfidence. Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu offers Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu and selfdefense classes, Boxing, Muay-Thai Kickboxing and MMA for all levels. Head instructor is five-time Brazilian Champion - Rio de Janeiro, certified 6th Degree Black Belt under Carlson Gracie. Classes for men, women and children. First class is free.

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Active Isolated Stretching: May 28-31, 2009, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m., but 9-3 on Sunday. Cost: $545/4day seminar. Location: Sheraton Hotel, 870 Williston Rd., Burlington. Info: Neuromuscular Therapy of Vermont, Stephen O’Dwyer, 802-658-1005, AISvermont@ gmail.com, www.PainReliefVermont.com. Don’t miss this unique opportunity to learn directly from internationally renowned kinesiotherapist Aaron Mattes, originator of Active Isolated Stretching. This revolutionary stretching technique is used by health practitioners worldwide to relieve pain, greatly improve range of motion, and enhance overall health and wellbeing.

ABSOLUTE PILATES: Affordable, invigorating group mat classes and 1-on-1 sessions that rock your body, not your wallet. New class added on Tuesdays at 4:15. Location: Exercise America, 12 Gregory Drive, Suite 1, South Burlington. Info: 802-310-2614, www.abso lutepilatesvt.com. Tone, stretch, and strengthen with certified classical Pilates & Polestar Pilates instructor Lynne Martens. Sculpt a great new body in fun group mat classes or private lessons on reformer, Wunda chair and tower unit in an attractive, welcoming locale. Visit our website for pricing, class times and specials.

Asian Bodywork Therapy Program: Cost: $5,000/600hour bodywork program. Location: Elements Of Healing, 21 Essex Way, Suite 109, Essex Junction. Info: elements of healing, Scott Moylan, 802-288-8160, scott@ elementsofhealing.net, www.el ementsofhealing.net. Open House Saturday, April 18, noon-1:30 p.m. This program includes 2 forms of massage effective in treating a wide range of physical, emotional and energetic imbalances. Includes 165 hours of Anatomy & Physiology and Kinesiology. We are an NCBTMB assigned school. VASAC grants available for those who qualify.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m. - 12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-658-6795, www.burl ingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

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ALL Wellness, LLC: Many package/pricing options to suit your budget. Please call for pricing details. Location: 208 Flynn Ave. (across from the antique shops, near Oakledge Park), Burlington. Info: 802-863-9900, www.pila tesspace.net. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, Physical Therapy, Yoga and Health Counseling services. Come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. First mat class is free! Also, please join us for a free introduction to the reformer, the first Tuesday of every month at 6:30 - just call to sign up. Core Studio Pilates: Get motivated in one of our Mat, Bed or unique Spinning Hybrid classes, offered seven days a week. Special classes include a Pre/Postnatal Pilates class, Pilates for Runners and Pilates Boot Camp. We also offer Happy Hour Pilates for ALL! $5 Mat and $15 Bed classes to make Pilates affordable for everyone! Private sessions and personal training also available. Please visit our website to sign up for classes, view a complete schedule and to check out our current specials and flexible pricing options, including student rates for Pilates mat classes.. Location: Core Studio Pilates and Personal Training, 431 Pine St. Suite 101 (Maltex Building), Burlington. Info: Core Studio, 802-862-8686, kathy @ corestudioburlington. com, www.corestudioburlington. com. Stretch, strengthen and build stamina in your deepest core muscles. Classes are led by lively, experienced instructors and will benefit athletes of all levels in a fun and instructive setting. Your first mat class is always free! Reference this ad and receive your 2nd class free, with the purchase of any package! Natural Bodies Pilates: Enjoy Pilates Mat and Reformer, Ballet Barre, and Integrative Movement classes, or combine all three in our Studio class. Private sessions, class cards and per-class rates available. Free group introductions, and special rates on private introductions by appointment.. Location: Natural Bodies Pilates, 49 Heineberg Dr. (5 minutes from Burlington’s Battery Park), Colchester. Info: Lucille Dyer, 802-863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, Natu ralBodiesPilates.com. Now you can relieve stress while developing a strong, flexible and articulate body in a professionally equipped studio. Benefit from Lucille Dyer’s 20 years’ teaching expertise combining Pilates, Bartenieff Fundamentals, Laban Movement Analysis and adult ballet. Experience movement that’s enlivening, effective and enjoyable, all within a calm and supportive environment.

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FREE LECTURE: Apr. 19, 3-6 p.m. Location: Burlington College, North Ave., Burlington. Sponsored by the C.G Jung Society of Vermont, on Psyche and Nature. Come hear Professor Teresa Arendell of Colby College link psyche and nature in a Jungian-oriented presentation. Co-sponsored by Burlington College and the Jungian Center. Free and open to the public. Refreshments will be served.

A Playback Theatre Sampler: Saturdays, April 11, May 9, June 20. Cost: $45/day, $135/3 days. Location: Burlington, VT. Info: 802-860-6203, jenkristel@hotmail.com. This program is designed for actors, arts-based practitioners and facilitators in healing and community arts who have interest in getting “inside” the experience of Playback Theatre by trying on the roles of actor, storyteller and musician. Use storytelling and improvisation to build trust and understanding within communities. NO EXPERIENCE NECESSARY.

scuba SCUBA CERTIFICATION CLASS: Mar. 31 - Apr. 23, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Cost: $325/Tuesday & Thursday Evenings. Location: Waterfront Diving Center, 214 Battery St., Burlington. Info: Waterfront Diving Center, Jonathan Eddy, 802865-2771, info@waterfrontdiv ing.com, waterfrontdiving.com. Whether you want to explore the beauty of a tropical reef or the shipwrecks of the Lake Champlain Underwater Historic Preserve, let the professionals at Waterfront Diving Center teach you how. The course fee is only $325 and includes the use of all SCUBA equipment during the class.

shamanism Exploring Shamanism: Location: Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven. Dynamic and experiential -- in the sacred space of the Lightheart Sanctuary, New Haven, VT. For beginning to intermediate. 5 Tuesdays, April 14, 21, May 5, 12, 19 at 6:30 p.m. $25 per class. Register after Apr. 1 to Maureen Short, 802-453-4433 or Maureen@gmavt. net. For more info go to www.Light heart.net.

spirituality Conscious Recovery: Mar. 27 Jun. 12, 6:30-8 p.m., Weekly on Friday. Cost: $12/1.5-hour class, sliding fee and class cards available. Location: Dhatri Movement Arts Center at Eastern View, 185 Tilley Dr., S. Burlington. Info: Katherine Kelley, 802-343-5790, k a t @ b ur ling t ont e l e com.ne t , www.lovingriver.com. Exploring 12 step recovery in the context of the knowledge and practices of some of the ancient wisdom traditions of the East. This meeting of mind, body, and soul is about recovering consciousness, about waking up, and improving conscious contact with Higher Power through discussion, meditation, mindfulness and relaxation practices.

tai chi Snake Style Tai Chi Chuan: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: BAO TAK FAI TAI CHI INSTITUTE , 100 Church Street, Burlington. Info: 802864-7902, www.iptaichi.org. The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Daily yoga classes for all levels, conveniently located in Burlington. Cost: $14/10 class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon., Wed., Fri. 4:30 p.m. classes are sliding scale $5-$10. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 802-864-9642, www.evolutionvt.com. Our staff of all certified teachers are skilled with beginners as well as students wanting to refine their practice. Vinyasa, Anusara-Inspired, Kripalu, Iyengar and babies/kids classes available. Prepare for birth and strengthen post-partum with pre/ post-natal yoga. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog. The Studio at The Field House: Daily yoga & Pilates classes for all levels. Drop-ins welcome; no membership required. Cost: $15/ drop-in, $60/month (6 classes). Unlimited yoga, $70 (incl. club membership). Location: 166 Athletic Drive, Shelburne. Info: 802985-4406, www.shelburneathleticclub.com. Vinyasa, Iyengar, Anusara, Yin, Ashtanga & Kripalu classes as well as reformer, mat & senior Pilates. YOGA VERMONT: Daily drop-in classes, plenty of choices, open to all levels, two locations. Cost: $14/drop-in, $115/10 class card, $130/month pass. Location: Chace Mill on Winooski River, downtown at 113 Church St. (top floor of the Leunig’s building), Burlington. Info: 802-660-9718, www.yogavermont.com. Six-week Skiier and Rider class, six-week Intro to Ashtanga, Monthly Restorative, Adaptive Yoga, Yoga Instructor Training Course and more listed on website. Gift certificates available. For the latest, check out our blog: http://yogavermont.typepad. com. Yoga for Men by Steve: Beginner Level I, Mon. & Wed., 6-7:15 p.m. Intermediate Level II, Tues. & Thurs., 6-7:30 p.m. Open Class Level I & II welcome, Sat. 1011:30 a.m. Restorative yoga, Sat. 12-1 p.m. Privte sessions available by appointment.. Location: 6393 Route 7, North Ferrisburgh. Visit our website www.miraclesoftouch.com for detailed description of class offerings. To schedule a class or inquire about fees or services contact Jim, jhart1159@comcast.net, 802-310-8291. Class registration limited to 6/class.

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Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Nationstar Mortgage, LLC By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

PUBLIC HEARING SOUTH BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD The South Burlington Development Review Board will hold a public hearing in the South Burlington City Hall Conference Room, 575 Dorset Street, South Burlington, Vermont on Tuesday, April 21, 2009 at 7:30 P.M. to consider the following: 1. Master Plan application #MP-09-01 of South Village Communities, LLC to amend a previously approved Master Plan for a planned unit development consisting of: 1) a 334 residential unit traditional neighborhood design to include single-family, two-family, and multi-family dwelling units, 2) a 100 student educational facility, and 3) a 35 acre community-supported farm, 1840 Spear Street. 2. Preliminary plat application #SD-0917 and final plat application #SD-09-18 of South Village Communities, LLC to amend a previously approved planned unit development of Phase I consisting of 156 residential units, a 100 student educational facility, and a 35 acre community supported farm. The amendment consists of: 1) subdividing a 187.71 acre parcel (lot #48) into three (3) lots of 2.71 acres (lot #11B), 0.45 acres to be added to lot 11A, and 184.6 acres (remaining lot #48), and 2) developing lot #11B into a publicly owned soccer field with associated parking, 1840 Spear Street. John Dinklage, Chairman South Burlington Development Review Board Copies of the applications are available for public inspection at the South Burlington City Hall. March 30, 2009 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0358-08 CnC Nationstar Mortgage, LLC f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Greg E. Willard, Jamie B. Raymond, Cottages at Trowbridge Crossing Association And Occupants residing at 16 Joseph Lane, Essex, Vermont, Defendants

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0740-08 CnC Nationstar Mortgage, LLC, f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Charles E. Blow, Laura A. Blow, Michael Blow And Occupants residing at 66 Rose Street, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Centex Home Equity Company, LLC to Charles E. Blow dated January 16, 2006 and recorded in Volume 950, Page 536 of the Land Records of the Town of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:30 A.M. on April 22, 2009, at 66 Rose Street, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A certain piece of land in Burlington in the County of Chittenden as State of Vermont, described as follows: A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the easterly side of Rose Street, the dwelling house thereon being known as No. 66 Rose Street, said lot having a frontage thereon of three (3) rods and a depth of seven and three fourths (7 ) Rods, more or less. Being the same property conveyed to Charles E. Blow, Laura A. Blow and Michael Blow, joint tenants with right of survivorship by deed from Andre H. Somers, Jr. and Hazel A. Somers, husband and wife recorded 10/03/1985 in Deed Book 324 Page 409 in the Town Clerk’s Office of Chittenden, Vermont. Tax ID #044-1172-000 Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Burlington. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Nationstar Mortgage, LLC,

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Centex Home Equity Company, LLC to Greg E. Willard dated August 5, 2005 and recorded in Volume 661, Page 423 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:30 A.M. on April 22, 2009, at 16 Joseph Lane, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: BEING ALL THE SAME LAND AND PREMISES CONVEYED BY CORRECTIVE WARRANTY DEED OF BROWNS RIVER DEVELOPMENT CORPORATION TO N. JAMES MESSIER DATED JANUARY 21, 1999 AND RECORDED IN VOLUME 406 ON PAGES 56-58 OF THE TOWN OF ESSEX LAND RECORDS. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S0765-06 CnC Chase Manhattan Bank USA, NA, Plaintiff v. John Barnard, Christina Barnard, United State of America, State Of Vermont, Department Of Taxes G.W. Savage, Corp., Brad Lafountain, MBS Hardware & Lumber, Citibank (South Dakota), N.A. And Occupants residing at 18 Snipe Island Road, Jericho, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Chase Manhattan Mortgage Corporation to John Barnard dated February 23, 2000 and recorded in Volume 177, Page 238 of the Land Records of the Town of Jericho, of which

mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:15 A.M. on April 22, 2009, at 18 Snipe Island Road, Jericho, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being a portion of the lands and premises conveyed to John Barnard and Christina L. Barnard by Quit-Claim Deed of Iola Barnard and John Barnard dated January 20, 1998 and recorded in Volume 155 on Pages 193-194 of the land Records of the town of Jericho. Reference is also made to the Warranty Deed of Elwood R. Pratt and Maureen C. Pratt to John Barnard dated October 25, 1972 and recorded in Volume 43 on page 337 of said Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Jericho. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, 802 660-9000. Chase Manhattan Bank USA, NA By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S 322-09 CnC TOWN OF HINESBURG, Plaintiff v. THE ESTATES OF WILLIAM E. SIMPSON, LAVINA M. SIMPSON, RONALD. L. SIMPSON and NELDA G. PREBOR, Defendants SUMMONS AND ORDER FOR PUBLICATION To the above-named Defendants: You are hereby summoned and required to serve upon Joseph D. Fallon, Esq., Plaintiff’s attorney, whose address is PO Box 257, 10729 Route 116, Hinesburg, VT 05461, an answer to Plaintiff’s Complaint in the above-entitled action within 41 days after the date of first publication of this Summons, which is April 1, 2009. If you fail to do so, judgment by default will be taken against you for the relief demanded in the Complaint. Your answer must also be filed with the Court to be held at Burlington, County of Chittenden. Unless the relief demanded in the Complaint is for damage covered by a liability insurance policy under which the insurer has the right or obligation to conduct the defense, or unless otherwise provided in Rule 13(a), your answer must state as a counterclaim any related claim which you may have against the Plaintiff, or you will thereafter be barred from making such claim in any other action. Plaintiff’s action is a complaint for an order conveying title from Defendants to Plaintiff and quieting title in Plaintiff. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the office of the Clerk of this Court, Chittenden County Superior Courthouse, Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. It appearing from the Motion in the above-entitled action that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods prescribed in V.R.C.P. 4(d) through (f) inclusive, it is hereby ORDERED that service of the above process shall be made upon the Defendants, The Estates of William E. Simpson and Lavina M. Simpson, their heirs and assigns, by publication pursuant to V.R.C.P. 4(g). This Order shall be published once a week for two consecutive weeks on April 1, 2009, and April 8, 2009, in the Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this Order shall be mailed to the Defendants, The Estates of William E. Simpson and Lavina M. Simpson, their heirs and assigns, if their address

is known. DATED at Burlington, Vermont, this 23rd day of March, 2009. Dennis R. Pearson JUDGE, Chittenden Superior Court STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. CHITTENDEN SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO. S1635-08 CnC Wells Fargo Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v. Robert B. Kneeland, Sr., Penny Shortsleeves, New England Federal Credit Union, Treetop Condominium Association, Inc., And Occupants residing at 64 Bayberry Lane, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants SUMMONS & ORDER FOR PUBLICATION THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: Robert B. Kneeland, Sr. 1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you. A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Chittenden Superior Court, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights. 2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated July 13, 2004. Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the City of South Burlington at Volume 676, Page 130. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained at the Office of the Clerk of the Superior Court for the County of Chittenden, State of Vermont. 3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Plaintiff a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is April 1, 2009. You must send a copy of your answer to the Plaintiff of the Plaintiff’s attorney, Joshua B. Lobe, located at 30 Kimball Avenue, Suite 306, South Burlington, VT 05403. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont. 4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Plaintiff’s Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint. If you believe the Plaintiff should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer. 5. YOU WILL LOSE YOUR CASE IF YOU DO NOT GIVE YOUR WRITTEN ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case. You will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide against you and award the Plaintiff everything asked for in the complaint. 6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAINTIFF IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Plaintiff. Your claims against the Plaintiff are called Counterclaims. If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your answer you may not be able to bring them up at all. Even if you have insurance and the insurance company will defend you, you must still file any Counterclaims you may have. 7. LEGAL ASSISTANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer. If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information about places where you can get free legal help. Even if you cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case. ORDER

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« legals The Affidavit duly filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rules 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the defendant, Robert B. Kneeland, Sr., by publication as provided in Rules[s] [4(d)(l)and] 4(g) of those Rules. This order shall be published once a week for 2 weeks beginning on April 1, 2009 in Seven Days, a newspaper of general circulation in Chittenden County, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendant, Robert B. Kneeland, Sr., if an address is known. Dated at Burlington, Vermont this 24th day of March, 2009. Hon. Dennis Pearson Presiding Judge Chittenden Superior Court

DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (tollfree) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636. Monday-Friday, 8:30 a.m. - 4:30 p.m. AL-ANON 12-step meeting for friends and family. Have you been affected by someone else’s drinking now or in the past? Wednesdays at 8 a.m. The Turning Point Center, 61 Main St., Burlington. Entrace on South Champlain Street. Parking on street. BURDENS WEIGHTING YOU DOWN? Unemployed, homeless, in need of direction? We are people just like you and have found the answer to all of the above problems. We meet every Wednesday evening from 7-9 p.m. at the Imani Center 293 N Winooski Ave. Please call 802-343-2027.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre occur every Sunday, Tuesday and Thursday 6-7 p.m. at the Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info: 863-2655. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sunday 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Johnson Municipal Building, Route 15 (just west of the bridge). Info: Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meeting in Montpelier occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info: Carol, 223-5793. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Friday 12-1 p.m. at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356 or Debbie Y., 888-5958. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS) Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) of Addison County and the American Foundation of Suicide Prevention (AFSP) will collaborate to sponsor a monthly ongoing support group for people who have lost someone by suicide. The group will meet the 1st Wed. of each month from 6-7:30 p.m. These free peer support groups will be held at Hospice Volunteer Services at the Marbleworks in Middlebury, and co-facilitated by professional representatives from HVS and AFSP, both suicide survivors. For more information and to register call HVS at 388-4111. THE ADDISON COUNTY CHAPTER OF THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS (TCF), a nonprofit self-help bereavement support group for families that have experienced the death of a child will hold its regular meeting this Monday, April 6 at 7 p.m. at the Hospice Volunteer Services Office located at the Marble Works (first building on the left as you enter across from the Addison Independent) in Middlebury. Bereaved parents, siblings and grandparents are encouraged to attend to meet others who have gone through a similar experience and for support. For more information, contact chapter leaders, Nancy Merolle at 388-6837, or Claire Groleau at 388-9603. CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS (CODA) Announcing a new 12step (non-AA, non-NA) meeting. Do you have trouble with relationship issues? Avoidance of feelings? People pleasing? Needing to be needed? Join us Thursday at 5 pm. at the Turning Poing Center, corner of Main & S. Champlain St. in Burlington. 802-861-3150. For more information about codependence, see www.coda.org and click on “Am I Codependent?”

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A NEW PERSPECTIVE A peer support group for people working through the combination of mental health and substance abuse issues. Wednesdays at the Turning Point Center, 5-6 p.m. The group will be facilitated and will be built around a weekly video followed by a group discussions. Some of the topics will include: Addictions and mental illness, recovery stories, dealing with stress, understanding personality problems, emotions. Corner of Main & S. Champlain St. in Burlington. 802-861-3150. LUPUS SUPPORT GROUP Third Wed. of every month, 6:30-8 p.m. at the Howard Center, 1138 Pine St., Burlington. Facilitator: Coleen Lillie. Call 802-488-6663 for more details. BEREAVED PARENTS & SIBLINGS SUPPORT GROUP of the Compassionate Friends meets on the third Tuesday of each month, 7-9 p.m. at the Christ Church Presbyterian, 400 Redstone Campus, UVM. Info, 660-8797. The meetings are for parents, grandparents and adult siblings who have experienced the death of a child at any age from any cause. NEED A HUG? New support group starting. Would you like to explore personal intimacy in a safe environment? This is accomplished by using touch for expressing and receiving tenderness. This is platonic and personal boundaries are respected. Day, time and location TBA. Jeff 310-4903 email iiyog@ aol.com. COED SINGLES GROUP Ages 5065, forming for friendship and fun. Chittenden County area. Activities to include weeknight/weekend dinner, bowling, hikes, snow shoeing, movies, etc. If interested email Myra at csbnc27609@aol. com. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step group. Women only. Do you have problems with your relationships? Are you unable to leave an unhealthy romantic relationship? We can help. Call Valerie, 802-825-4643. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE AND RELATED DEMENTIA’S SUPPORT GROUP Held monthly at The Arbors at Shelburne. For info. or to register, contact Nicole at 802985-8600. MENOPAUSE SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN Meets Sundays, 4-6 p.m. & Thursdays, 6:30-8 p.m. Location: Pathways to Well Being, 168 Battery St., Burlington. Share knowledge, experience, stories & get support. This is a FREE support group that meets every other Sunday and Thursday. Call 862-8806 x5 for more info. BERLIN WASHINGTON COUNTY PARENTS OF CHALLENING CHILDREN: Support group for adoptive parents of children presenting serious emotional and behavioral challenges. First Wednesday of each month: 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. Easter Seals Vermont, 641 Comstock Road, Berlin, Vermont. Info: Kristi Lenart, 802-223-4744.

CHRONIC FATIGUE SYNDROME SUPPORT GROUP: 1-3 p.m., every third Thursday at the Burlington Police Station on Battery St. in the new Community Room. Please call or visit website for location information, www.vtcfids. org or call 1-800-296-1445 or 802-660-4817 (Helaine “Lainey” Rappaport). WOMEN’S RAPE CRISES CENTER Will be starting a free, confidential 10-week support group for adult female survivors of sexual violence. Please call 864-555 ext. 19 for information. LIVING SINGLE SUPPORT GROUP This course is a follow-up to the Divorce Recovery course that is offered at Essex Alliance Church. If you’ve been through the Divorce Care Class, you have an opportunity to continue to grow, heal, rebuild, and start again. Call Sue Farris for more information at 802734-0695. SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide. Location: Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main Street, Wallingford, 802-446-3577. 6:308:00 p.m. the third Tuesday of each month. GLAFF Gay and lesbian adoptive and foster families. GLAFF provides support, education, resources and strategies to help maintain and strengthen gay and lesbian foster and adoptive families in northwestern VT. Open to all GLBTQ foster and adoptive parents and their children. Food, childcare provided. The group meets on the 1st Thursday of each month. Call Mike at 655-6688 to get more information and to register. MS SUPPORT GROUP A support group for people with multiple sclerosis and their caregivers. Sponsored by the Vermont Chapter of the National Multiple Sclerosis Society. Join others who have MS to discuss concerns, ask questions, share information and get support. Meets the first and third Wednesday of the month from 6-7:30 p.m. in Williston. For more information contact Michele at 862-4085 and leave a message. POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER (PTSD) SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN The National Alliance on Mental Illness of Champlain Valley (NAMI: CV) is offering a free PTSD Support Group for Women on Thursdays from 12:30-2 p.m. The group focuses on both support and education about PTSD. Meetings are held at the NAMI office at 14 Healey Avenue, Suite D, Plattsburgh. For more information or to register, call NAMI: CV at 561-2685. ARE YOU OR SOMEONE YOU LOVE BATTLING MULTIPLE MYELOMA? Support meetings are held on the third Tuesday of every month from 5-6:30 p.m. at Hope Lodge on East Avenue, Burlington. For more information call Kay Cromie at 655-9136 or email kgcromey@ aol.com.

SUPPORT FOR THOSE WHO HAVE LOVED ONES WITH TERMINAL ILLNESS Group forming for family members and loved ones of people with terminal illness. The group will have a spiritual base. We will offer each other support by listening, as well as share creative ways to explore feelings of grief and loss through writing, prayer, etc. Please contact Holly, hollyh@ pshift.com. OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Tues., Thurs. & Sun., 6-7 p.m. in Barre. Episcopal Church of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St., Barre, VT (parking in back of church/please use back entrance). Meetings are FREE and anonymous. For more info please call 802-8632655. RIGHTS FOR CAREGIVERS support group – If you are a part-time caregiver for elders for an agency in Chittenden County, we need you to help everyone obtain better wages and more respect for the work we do. Contact Zoe at 802-861-6000 or zoe1944@ yahoo.com. AL-ANON Family group 12-step. Thursdays, 12:20-1:20 p.m. Call AWARE at 802-472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick. “WOMEN CHANGING” An educational support group on changing unhealthy patterns for survivors of domestic and/or sexual violence. Tuesdays, 6-7:15 p.m. Ongoing. Join us any time! Childcare reimbursable. Ask about Survivors of Incest Anonymous and Overeaters Anonymous. Call AWARE at 802472-6463 for information and to register. Free of charge. 88 High Street, Hardwick. CIRCLE OF PARENTS support group meeting in Rutland Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. Meeting is free and confidential. For more info. call Heather at 802-498-0608 or 1-800-children. Meetings weekly in Winooski. For more info. call Tana at 802-893-4878 or 1-800-children. Meetings Tuesday evenings in Barre. For more info. call Cindy at 802-229-5724 or 1-800-children. BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT: Montpelier daytime support group meets first and third Thursday of the month at the Unitarian Church “ramp entrance” from 1:30-2:30 p.m. Montpelier evening support group meets the first Tuesday of each month at Vermont Protection and Advocacy, 141 Main St., Suite 7, in conference room #2 from 6-8 p.m. Burlington evening support group meets the first Wednesday of each month at the Comfort Inn and Suites, corner of Williston Rd. and Dorset St. from 6-8 p.m. Middlebury support group on the 2nd Tuesday of the month at the Patricia Hannaford Career Center. Call our helpline at 1-877-8561772.

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FORMING A NEW GROUP focused on recovery/management of addictions, compulsions and their resulting imbalances on our lives. Alternative or supplement to traditional 12-step programs. Are you having trouble moderating alcohol? Work? Sex? Television? Food? Drugs? Computer games? Requires a commitment to improving your health and the ability to maintain a nonjudgmental atmosphere. Let’s discover how our struggles relate and help each other work on strategies to find balance. Contact Michelle at 802399-6575 or recoveryourbalance@ gmail.com. LAKE CHAMPLAIN MEN’S RESOURCE CENTER MEN’S DROP-IN SUPPORT GROUP All men welcome, weekly group w/cofacilitators. Open discussion format. Varied topics including: relationships, work, parenting, personal growth, healing. Confidential, nonjudgmental. Open to all ethnicities, religions and sexual orientations. Joseph’s House, 113 Elmwood Ave. Every Thursday, 7-9 p.m. More info: call Chris 434-4830. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP will meet every second Tues, 6-7:30 p.m. at Fanny Allen Hospital, lower level in the Board Room. ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS with debt? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Annonymous. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. First United Methodist Church, North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Contact Valerie at 825-4643. HIV SUPPORT GROUP This is a facilitated HIV/AIDS support group that aims to foster a greater sense of community, self-acceptance and personal growth. We are a group of survivors and, with all of our experience, will help you understand and enjoy what positive living has to offer. Friday @ 7 p.m. in the white building behind the Universal Unitarian Church. For more info call Alton @ 310-6094. LYME DISEASE Are you interested in forming a group? Please call Susan at 899-2713. CENTRAL VERMONT SUPPORT GROUP FOR ADOPTIVE PARENTS COPING WITH BEHAVIORAL CHALLENGES will meet at the Easter Seals office in Berlin the first Wednesday of each month from 10:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. New members welcome. Facilitated by Kristi Lenart, BA. For more information, call Kristi at 802223-4744. SHOPLIFTERS SUPPORT GROUP Self-help support group now forming in the capital area for persons who would like to meet regularly for mutual support. This new group would meet biweekly at a time and place to be decided to discuss our issues, struggles and ways of staying out of trouble. We’ll likely use some of Terry Shulman’s work as a focus for some of our discussions. Please call Tina at 802-763-8800 or email at Tmarie267201968@cs.com

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8sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Show and tell. View and post up to 6 photos per ad online. STARTING A WOMEN’S GROUP: Ages 45+, to meet weekly for lunch and other activities such as walking, book discussions, museum visits, matinees, etc. Email Katherine at MKR27609@aol.com. MAN-TO-MAN CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PROSTATE CANCER: Support group meets 5 p.m., 2nd Tuesday of each month in the board room of Fanny Allen Hospital, Colchester. 1-800-ACS-2345. MITRAL VALVE PROLAPSE/DYSAUTONOMIA: Group forming for information sharing purposes. Please call 863-3153. SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE (SOS): Open to anyone who has lost a loved one, friend, relative, neighbor, co-worker to suicide. The group provides a safe place where survivors can share their experiences and support each other. The Burlington support group meets on the 2nd Wednesday of each month, 6-7:30 p.m. at the The Comfort Inn & Suites, 5 Dorset St., South Burlington, VT. This is not a therapy group; this is a support group. There is no fee. Please contact Linda Livendale, 802-4799450, ljlivendale@yahoo.com. TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter Meeting. Bethany Church, 115 Main Street, Montpelier. Wednesdays, 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info call Linda at 476-8345. BEREAVED PARENT SUPPORT GROUP: Every first Monday of the month at 6:30 p.m. in Enosburg Falls, 10 Market Place, Main St. Parents, grandparents and adult siblings are welcomed. The hope is to begin a Compassionate Friends Chapter in the area. Info, please call Priscilla at 933-7749.

EATING DISORDERS PARENTAL SUPPORT GROUP for parents of children with or at risk of anorexia or bulimia. Meetings 7-9 p.m., third Wednesday of each month at the Covenant Community Church, Rt. 15, Essex Center. We focus on being a resource and providing reference points for old and new ED parents. More information, call Peter at 802-899-2554. OCD SUPPORT GROUP/THERAPY GROUP: Come share your experience, get support from those who have been there, learn about Obsessive Compulsive Disorder and how to reduce its symptoms. Therapist facilitated. Weekly meetings, 802-343-8114. AUTISM: Free support group for parents and caregivers of children with ASD. Montpelier, 2nd Sunday of the month, 3-5 p.m. at the Family Center. Call Jessica, 2497961, for childcare inquires. More info, www.aaware.org. ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE and Dementia support group. Held the last Tuesday of every month at Birchwood Terrace, Burlington. Info, contact Stefanie Catella, 863-6384. FAMILY AND FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP: If someone in your family or one of your friends is in an abusive relationship, this new support group is designed especially for you. Info, call Women Helping Battered Women, 658-1996. DEPERSONALIZATION AND DEREALIZATION: If you suffer from either of these trance states, please call Todd, 864-4285.

DIABETES EDUCATION and Support Group of Chittenden County meets the third Thursday of every month at the Williston Federated Church, 6:30-8 p.m. We often have guest speakers. Info, 847-2278. WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing, or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women and children in this community. Info, 658-1996. VT PARENTS OF FOOD ALLERGY CHILDREN EMAIL SUPPORT TEAM: Info, contact MaryKay Hill, www. VTPFAC.com or call 802-373-0351. MIXED GENDER COMING OUT SUPPORT GROUP: Every 2nd and 4th Thursday, 6:30 p.m. Cofacilitated by supportive peers and mental-health professionals and open to all lesbian, gay, bisexual, transgender and questioning adults age 23 and up. Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TRANS SOCIAL AND SUPPORT GROUP: First Wednesday, 6:30 p.m. Looking for peer support among other transgendered folks? Need a safe space to relax and be yourself? Check out this group meeting at R.U.1.2?. TOPS (Taking Off Pounds Sensibly) Chapter meeting, St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski. Tuesdays, 6:30 p.m. weigh-in, 7-8 p.m. meeting. Info, call Fred or Bennye, 6553317, or Patricia, 658-6904.

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NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live without the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join. The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516, or visit www.cvana.org. Held in Burlington. SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: 12-step recovery group. Do you have a problem with sex or relationships? We can help. Sunday meetings, 7-8:30 p.m. Call Sandy, 863-5708. SMOKING CESSATION GROUP: Willing to kick the habit? This free, five-week program helps quitters to follow through. Community Health Center of Burlington, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6309. DOES YOUR PARTNER/SPOUSE HAVE AD/HD (Attention Deficit/ Hyperactivity Disorder)? Support group meets in Burlington to share experiences, challenges, laughs, resources. Want more information? Write addpartner@ yahoo.com. WEDNESDAYS CIRCLE: A Transpersonal support group, every Wed., 6 p.m., Innerharmony Community Wellness Center, Rt. 100N, Rochester, VT. 767-6092. A sharing circle focusing on personal growth, transformation, spirituality and healing, led by Jim Dodds. DECLUTTER’S SUPPORT GROUP: Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe 2 or 3 of us can get together to help each simplify. 453-3612. PARENTS TOGETHER: Support group will be meeting in Rutland on Monday evenings. Snacks and childcare provided. All groups are free and confidential. Please call 1-800-CHILDREN for more information.

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SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Battered Women’s Services and Shelter of Washington County. Please call 1-877-543-9498 for more info. AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS: Join our support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport and its healthgiving, life-affirming qualities. Any age. No athletic experience needed. Call Linda at 802-4344423 or email: dragonheartvermont@gmavt.net or go to: www. dragonheartvermont.org. NAKED IN VERMONT: The premier Nudist/Skinnydipper organization in Vermont offering information library, message board, chat room, Yahoo group, and more. (ALL FREE.) Visit www.nakedinvermont. com. SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION New England: Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732. HARD-OF-HEARING support group: I’m starting a support group for adults who have a hearing loss that affects the quality of their work/family/social life. Let’s share personal experiences and knowledge of hearing-aid technology. Marlene, 999-8005. SKINNYDIPPERS UNITE! Visit Vermont Au Naturel. Join other naturists and like-minded people for support, discussions and more! www.vermontaunaturel.com.

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The Chittenden County Transportation Authority operates the To serve our growing organization, CCTA is seeking two dynamic individuals region’s public transportation buses and provides more than 2 to fill the following positions: Day operates Field Supervisor million rides per year. CCTA a 55 bus fleetand and Second serves 5 Shift Field supervisor, responsible for including: the daily supervision of Burlington, the Bus Drivers at member communities Burlington, Essex, South CCTA. The Operations Field Supervisor responsibilities include: field/road Shelburne and Winooski.

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The vita bank exists to provide a pool of candidates who might be available to fill anticipated positions as needed. Adjunct faculty member needed to teach Interactive Journalism (JOU/CMM 360) in fall 2009 on Thursdays 6-8:45 p.m. (although day and time might be able to be changed to accommodate your schedule). Course description is as follows: This course combines technical training in Adobe Flash, an industry standard for delivering multimedia content to the World Wide Web, with instruction in journalism and digital storytelling. Students will learn to plan online multimedia projects; to think as professional communicators in gathering information; to capture still images, audio, and video; and to publish materials they collect in Flash packages designed for the Web. Bachelor’s degree required. Master’s degree, teaching experience, and journalistic experience preferred. Please apply at: https://jobs.plattsburgh.edu/applicants/Central?quickFind=50383 and include letter of application, resume, transcripts, three letters of recommendation, and any available teaching evaluations. SUNY Plattsburgh is an equal opportunity employer committed to excellence through diversity. Review of applications will continue until positions are filled.

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Community Economic Development Human ResouRces and Benefits specialist Bruegger’s Enterprises, Inc. is a national bakery chain and franchising company with over 2,000 team members in 21 states across the US. We are looking for an energetic professional with great guest service skills to join the Human Resources department in our downtown Burlington corporate office. The qualified individual will be responsible for administering: Benefits (Medical, Dental, Life, Short- and Long-Term Disability and 401(K) COBRA Flexible Spending FMLA Leaves Workers’ Compensation Unemployment Insurance In addition, this full-time position will participate in a wide range of HR responsibilities including recruiting, employee relations and compensation management. A qualified candidate will possess the ability to work well both independently and as a member of a team while maintaining a high level of confidentiality and integrity. The ideal candidate will have a bachelor’s degree with a minimum of three years relevant experience (or combination thereof ). Bruegger’s Enterprises offers a comprehensive salary & benefits package. Please send your resume & cover letter to:

Human Resources: Recruiting, Bruegger’s enterprises p.o. Box 1082, Burlington, Vt, 05402 Fax: (802) 660-4034 email: recruit@brueggers.com

The position is based in Berlin and is a salaried, full-time management position with a generous benefit package. Respond with letter and resume. Position is available until filled.

Central Vermont Community Action Human Resources 195 US RT 302—Berlin Barre, VT 05641 cvcachr@cvcac.org

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Exciting opportunity to join our nationally recognized Community Economic Development Program, which helps low- and moderate-income Vermonters start and grow businesses and build assets in our rural economy. The successful candidate will have demonstrated significant experience supervising and managing employees and creating a productive work environment; demonstrated leadership and communication skills; considerable experience managing budgets; excellent writing skills and a proven track record writing grants and reporting to funding sources; experience in evaluating projects or demonstrated knowledge of evaluation research; experience using computers to manipulate data and produce reports; excellent organizational skills; commitment to business development and asset development as a strategy for moving people out of poverty; and a demonstrated sensitivity to the challenges faced by low-income people. Applicants should have a BA or better in business, management, community economic development, or a related area.

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Position opening for an experienced and highly motivated fundraising professional responsible for raising deferred and current gifts. Expertise in and experience with deferred giving agreements is strongly preferred. Responsibilities include coordinating the reunion efforts of the Old Guard; engaging, cultivating, soliciting, and stewarding alumni, parents and friends to ensure a strong base of ongoing financial support; and establishing overall objectives and priorities for planned giving and executing that plan.

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We are seeking a qualified, safety-minded, mechanically inclined truck driver with a valid driver’s license (no CDL needed) to operate our automated cone truck on selected construction jobs throughout the state. You must be willing to travel throughout Vermont, have a can-do attitude and be willing to help maintain the cone truck when needed.

Project Managers (Statewide)

We are seeking qualified, safety-minded, motivated, high energy individuals to oversee, schedule, and direct all facets of construction project(s) including oversight of multiple crews and subcontractors. The right candidates will have prior road and site construction experience, a strong understanding of various construction applications (paving, coldplaning, reclaiming, grades/drainage, etc.), strong math skills, knowledge of DOT specifications and the ability to work effectively in a high pressure, multi-tasking environment. Must take pride in a job well done, be able to manage administrative duties in a timely manner and be able to work independently. The selected individuals must display a courteous and professional attitude when dealing with co-workers and the public.

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For further information and application requirements, please visit www.norwich.edu/jobs.

We are in search of a candidate who is efficient and quality oriented with the operation and technique of paving roads. The successful applicant will be able to effectively lead and manage a paving crew. Must have prior supervisory and paving experience, familiarity with paving equipment and be able to run a crew at its optimum efficiency. Must take pride in a job well done, have strong mathematical skills, strong communication skills and the ability to manage administrative duties in a timely manner.

To apply, reply to appropriate search via email: jobs@norwich.edu.

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Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer offering a comprehensive benefit package that includes medical, dental, group life and long-term disability insurance, flexible-spending accounts for health and dependent care, retirement annuity plan and tuition scholarships for eligible employees and their family members.

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Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont ,is seeking the following:

SPEEDER AND EARL’S is looking for morning and afternoon baristas at the Pine St. Location.

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Resident Manager Monroe Place, a supportive, independent living community for individuals with mental health issues, is seeking a person or couple to fill the position of OnSite Resident Manager.

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Experienced Line Cook Full-time Must be able to work in a small, fast-paced environment. Please send resume and references to: Blue Paddle Bistro Pheobe R. Bright, Chef/Owner PO Box 524 South Hero, VT 05486

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A criminal record and elderly abuse registry check and drug screening is required. Please submit a letter of interest to:

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Our Westford School is looking for a middle school softball coach for the 2009 spring season. Position pays $1,359 for the season. We are looking for a committed individual who will be able to teach the game of softball in a competitive and sportsman-like manner. A minimum of two years of varsity-level softball playing experience (or equivalent) required. Experience working with middle school students preferred. Season runs from late March through early June with practices daily.

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Summer Program Mentors – Career and Education Outreach Assist VSAC Career and Education Outreach staff during the 2009 Outreach Summer Program, June 23-25, 2009. Preferred candidates will have the ability to help Outreach staff run the summer program, provide their own transportation to their assigned campus (either the University of Vermont or St. Michael’s College), participate in training, welcome student and families, supervise room assignments, participate in activities, monitor student activity and behavior and provide other assistance as needed. Organization and responsibility required, as well as ability to assist program staff. Experience working with high school and middle school students preferred. Preferred candidates will have knowledge of the VSAC Outreach program. Mentors will participate in the full program. On-campus housing and meals will be provided. Job Code: SEV283 VSAC offers a dynamic work environment and a competitive compensation. To learn more about these and other opportunities, visit our website at www.vsac.org. To be considered for any of our positions, please submit a resume & cover letter with Job Code by April 3, 2009, to Director of Human Resources via email, jobs@vsac.org, fax, 802-654-3765 or mail.

VERMONT STUDENT ASSISTANCE CORPORATION PO Box 2000, Winooski, VT 05404 Equal Opportunity Employer www.vsac.org • VSAC Job Info Line: 654-3760

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Director of Nursing Services The Ethan Allen Residence; a small, well-established residential care home for seniors, is looking for a dynamic Director of Nursing Services. The ideal candidate must be a RN with at least 2 years experience in nurse management in a residental care, nursing home or home health setting. This person must be reliable, compassionate, and have exceptional communication and leadership skills. Please apply in writing with a cover letter, resume and salary requirements via email or mail to:

We are expanding and are looking for experienced professionals to grow with us as we continue to build out our bakery/café business. Located in the heart of Bristol, the Bristol Bakery and Café is a fast-paced, customercentric, team-based environment.

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The Cook will have complete responsibility for the prep and production of a full range of breakfast offerings as well as lunch items, including soups, salads, signature sandwiches and daily specials.

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Mary Belanger Ethan Allen Residence 1200 North Ave., Burlington, VT 05408 mary@ethanallenresidence.com

We are looking for experienced and creative bakers in both the pastry and artisan bread segments. Responsibilities include the daily production of morning pastries, bagels, and our own sandwich and retail breads. Our bakers also keep the cases filled with a steady supply of brownies, macaroons, cookies, cupcakes, éclairs, doughnuts and more.

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Be on the frontline of a great food retailer. The Assistant Retail Manager has responsibility for the overall operation of the “front of the house.” Responsibilities include direct customer contact/satisfaction, merchandising, and managing other retail staff members to a set of clear service guidelines. The Retail Manager is also responsible for the daily register setup and close out, deposits, and daily retail logbook maintenance. Retail food service experience a plus.

Head Chef responsibilities include but are not limited to ordering, scheduling, inventory, costing, kitchen cleanliness, nightly preparation of menu items and nightly specials, and ability to create a positive environment that encourages creativity and personal responsibility. This is a salaried position.

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Woodridge Nursing Home Are you looking for an exciting career, that gives you the opportunity to work in a state-of-the-art long term care facility with an award winning team? We may have just what you are looking for! We provide flexibility with your schedule, a generous compensation package, and a work environment that offers a “no-lift” program, individualized resident care programs, and top-notch nursing and rehabilitation care. We are currently seeking qualified candidates for the following positions on our nursing team:

Registered Nurses Licensed Nursing Assistants Positions are available on all shifts, in a Full time, Part time or Per diem status. CVMC offers an outstanding flexible benefit program, generous paid time off program, and competitive shift differentials.

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Child, Youth and Family Services InterventIonIst — InclusIon We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to join our team of professionals. Interventionists will develop therapeutic, mentoring relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Competitive salary plus full benefits.

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Mental Health and Substance Abuse nurse, chIttenden clInIc The Chittenden Clinic, an outpatient opiate addiction treatment center in Burlington, has an opening for a part-time nurse. We are seeking a highly motivated, meticulous individual with a passion for working with patients suffering from addiction disorders and/or psychiatric illnesses

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Seasonal Positions Available The Community Sailing Center is currently looking for highly motivated, mature, responsible and qualified individuals who would like to work on the water this summer. We are currently accepting applications for:

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We are seeking a Marketing Coordinator to provide administrative support to the marketing department. Responsible for preparing all trade show materials and coordinating shipment logistics. Qualified candidates must have a bachelor’s degree or equivalent marketing experience with strong attention to detail and decision-making skills. Proficiency in Microsoft Office: Word, Excel, PowerPoint and Outlook are required skills. Experience in a fast-paced, customer service position is a definite plus.

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Please respond via email to Careers@revisioneyewear.com with resume and salary requirements. Revision Eyewear 7 Corporate Drive Essex Junction, VT 05452 Attn: HR www.revisioneyewear.com

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St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home

3/30/09 4:15:51 PM

Join us as we continue to grow!

Part-time LNA and LPN positions

Family Time Coach

Assist residents with activities of daily living and medication management, providing a high level of care when needed. Assist in the maintenance of the unit to provide for a pleasant, efficient and safe environment. Follow resident rights guidelines including confidentiality at all time to insure that residents are being treated with dignity and respect. Demonstrate competency in nursing care skills in order to provide appropriate and safe care.

The successful candidate will work closely with the Vermont Department for Children and Families to coach parents during visits with their children in the Burlington area. The Family Time Coach establishes and follows approved treatment plans and helps parents to see and address the needs of their child. The work schedule may include evenings.

APPLY IN PERSON AT: 243 North Prospect St. Burlington, VT 05401 OR VIA EMAIL AT: danderson@vermontcatholic.org Our residents and staff are wonderful to work with and provide a great working atmosphere!

This position requires 2 years of college in Human Services or related field, Bachelor’s degree is preferred; excellent written and verbal communication skills and experience working with families. Experience in therapeutic interviewing and knowledge of child development is also preferred. You must be willing to transport clients.

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Send resumes to Easter Seals, Attn: Susan Courchesne 555 Auburn Street, Manchester, NH 03103 or email scourchesne@eastersealsnh.org

www.eastersealsnh.org

ContaCt MiChelle:

865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com

Landscapers Needed

SEVEN DAYS

Lawn maintenance & spring clean-ups.

Call 802-598-9176.

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Vermont Technical College Technology Driven – Results Proven

Project Manager Randolph Center campus

Full-Time, Non-Bargaining Unit, VSC Grade 14

New jobs

posted every day! »sevendaysvt.com [CLICK ON CLASSIFIEDS]

Responsibilities: Manage day-to-day operational aspects of project as well as project oversight on behalf of the Division. Make presentations to groups or companies on behalf of the Division. Duties performed in standard office, but with predictable need for travel. Valid Vermont driver’s license required. Qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in appropriate discipline plus 4-6 years of relevant experience in a college/continuing education environment or a combination of education and experience from which comparable knowledge and skills are required. NOTE: All full-time positions will be subject to a fingerprint-supported criminal background check. Employment is conditional upon satisfactory results of the check.

For complete information on this position and others currently available, visit our website, www.vtc.edu. To apply, please submit a Vermont Tech employment application, with resume and cover letter to:

Vermont Technical College, Human Resources Office PO Box 500 Randolph Center, VT 05061 Employment application is available at www.vtc.edu. Vermont Tech is an equal opportunity employer.

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www.sevendaysvt.com [click on classifieds] Looking for a motivated, flexible team player to join our growing childcare team. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience.

Joli Hair Studio Busy salon in Downtown Burlington looking for talented, outgoing, energetic hairstylists/barbers. Full & part-time. Must be dependable.

Leaps Bounds

Lamoille County Natural Resources Conservation District & Nature Center LCNRCD Board of Supervisors seeks a fulltime Director to oversee a not for profit entity of local government committed to watershed health, support of the working landscape and conservation education. Duties include project development, conservation implementation, staff management, fundraising & grant writing, public education & outreach, work plan & budget development and partner networking. Position to start end of April.

Application deadline: April 8, 2009 3/23/09 4:55:56 PM

Need full- or part-time employment?

Rural Vermont is a small, nonprofit statewide advocacy group with a mission of economic justice for family farms. Candidates should have experience with legislative advocacy, grassroots organizing, fundraising, and the ability to manage an annual budget of $200,000 and a small staff with interns. Director works with activist farmer board of directors and membership to define organizational priorities. Candidate must have a passion to free family farmers from corporate and government control so that a local, direct-to-consumer food system can flourish. Fair wages, good benefits.

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APPLY ONLINE AT PETSMARTJOBS.COM Please fill out application for WILLISTON, store number 787.

Honor his/her life with a public memorial. Contact Ashley 864-5684, ashley@sevendaysvt.com for more info.

EOE m/f/d/v. We screen for drug use.

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Receptionist

3/30/09 4:29:56 PM

receptionist for our busy South Burlington office. Greet & check in patients, provide data entry support, update demographic information, switchboard coverage. Ability to work in a fast-paced environment while maintaining outstanding customer service skills essential. Competitive compensation and benefits package available. Send resume and cover letter to: Diane Dutra Human Resources Department Timberlane Dental Group 60 Timber Lane South Burlington, VT 05403 ddutra@timberlanedental.com

We are in need of an

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entry-level

automotive technician

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brian@washburnsauto.com Brian Washburn 83 Huntington Rd. Richmond, VT 05477 No phone calls, please.

Director Wanted - Search Reopened

Please send a letter, resume and references to: Rural Vermont 15 Barre Street, Suite 2 Montpelier, VT 05602 ATTN: Hiring Committee.

NEIWPCC 116 John Street Lowell, MA 01882 or email to jobs@neiwpcc.org by April 17, 2009. EOE

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Deadline for application is April 15, 2009.

Job description available at www.neiwpcc.org. Send letter of interest, summary of relevant experience and two references to:

Please send resume to:

Call Judy or Pam (802) 652-0367

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The Lake Champlain Basin Program and New England Interstate Water Pollution Control Commission seek up to 8 part-time Boat Launch Stewards to deliver invasive-species spread prevention messages to Lake Champlain boaters three days a week, from Memorial Day to Labor Day weekend.

We will train you. Must have own tools, clean driving record. Duties will include light mechanical work, shop maintenance/cleaning. Must be able to drive car carrier. No CDL required.

Earn while you learn — training you need to succeed. Must be age 55+, low-income, unemployed, Vermont resident. Veterans encouraged to apply.

For more information: www.ruralvermont.org. No email inquiries.

or kristalacroix@yahoo.com.

Has your pet passed?

Christina Goodwin, Director 109 Professional Drive, Suite 2; Morrisville, VT 05661 or electronically christina.goodwin@vt.nacdnet.net

Vermont Associates Senior Community Service Employment Program

802-879-2021

1-985-646-1700 DEPT. VT-6811

Please submit a cover letter, resume & references to:

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Contact Krista at

Companies desperately need employees to assemble products at home. No selling, any hours. $500 weekly potential. For info call:

Compensation 31K - 35K, based on experience. Benefit package includes paid holidays, personal & sick leave and a health stipend.

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NOW HIRING FOR OUR WILLISTON LOCATION! STORE MANAGER

Now HiriNg:

For a complete job description visit www.lcnrcd.com or call 802-888-9218 Ext. 13

Boat Launch Stewards

With over 1000 stores, and growing, we’re the country’s #1 provider of pet products, services and solutions. At PetSmart, there are more opportunities for talented management professionals to take their careers further than they ever thought possible.

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call 518- 588-8869

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Be Better Together

Full-Time Educational Speech-Language Pathologist Position

3/30/09 11:20:15 AM

WilliamstoWn, Vermont Full-time slP needed for Pre-K-12 school district. Qualified candidate will provide evaluation, consultation, and direct services, and supervise paraprofessional staff. special education staff are well versed in language development so this is a great place to work. Competitive salary and benefits. if interested, please forward resume, transcripts, proof of licensure and 3 reference letters to: SLP Position Orange North Supervisory Union Williamstown, VT 05679

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EXTERIOR PAINTER

Advertising/Marketing/PR Coordinator

Energetic, organized, creative, detailed person with strong administrative, computer & communications skills. Competitive salary & benefits. Send resume to: PFW, 2500 Williston Rd., So. Burlington, VT 05403.

Must have: • 2 summers experience • Good work ethic • Ability to work 40 hours weekly

We care about your pets!

Lafayette Painting • Over 30 years in Business • Eco-Friendly Company • Specialize in High-End, Professional Work • Commercial/ Residential Work • Call Paul, 802-863-5397.

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Housekeeping/ Front Desk Clerk (27hours) Saturday, Sunday and one evening a week. Honest, reliable person. Apply in person only,

Champlain Inn 165 Shelburne Rd., Burlington.

PASTRY BAKER

Park Laborer Colchester Parks & Rec. seeks laborer April 24-Nov. 5. $10-$12 per hour. 40 hours per week.

St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home in Burlington, VT which is a part of Vermont Catholic Charities, has immediate openings for:

Full-Time RNs and LPNs This is a great opportunity to work with caring adults while offering superior nursing skills. The candidate must have an RN or LPN license and a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the Home. The job offers a very competitive wage and benefits. The schedules of the positions are varied. We are also accepting application for per diem nursing staff. If interested, please send resumes to:

danderson@vermontcatholic.org or mail to: David Anderson, St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home 243 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401. (802) 864-0264 EEO

Apply by April 10. Call 802-264-5640 or visit

www.town.colchester.vt.us

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PARKING MAINTENANCE WOKER

Public Works Department CITY OF BURLINGTON Looking for a great job working for the City of Burlington? The Department of Public Works is looking for a Parking Maintenance Worker. The position is responsible for providing general and recurring indoor and outdoor custodial work, at times using mechanical equipment. It is also responsible for performing routine and preventative maintenance and garage security. The ideal candidate needs two years experience in general facility maintenance work. If interested, send City of Burlington Application, by April 6 to: HR Dept, Rm 33 City Hall, Burlington, VT 05401. For more information, call 802-865-7145. Visit our website: www.hrjobs.ci.burlington.vt.us. Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are highly encouraged to apply. EOE

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“Reaching out from the heart to those in need.”

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We’re looking for a part-time pastry baker who can work early mornings and weekends. You must have food-service experience and enjoy working independently. Early mornings and weekends required.

Contact Randy at Red Hen Baking Co. 802-223-5200 ext. 12 or randy@redhenbaking.com

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CHITTENDEN COUNTY TRANSPORTATION AUTHORITY

Chittenden County Transportation Authority The Chittenden County Transportation Authority in Burlington, VT, operates the region’s public transportation buses and provides more than 2 million rides per year. CCTA runs a 55-bus fleet and serves 5 member communities including: Burlington, Essex, getting South Burlington, Shelburne and Winooski. CCTA – we’re you where you want to go…CCTA is actively recruiting detail-oriented, results-focused individuals for the following full-time positions:

Marketing & Public Affairs Manager

The Chittenden County Transportation Authority operates the region’s public transportation buses and provides more than 2 Body Technician million rides per year. CCTA operates a 55 bus fleet and serves 5 CCTA has an outstanding opening for a highly-motivated individual interested in memberacommunities including: Burlington, South Burlington, becoming Body Technician. The Body TechnicianEssex, is responsible for complete restoration CCTA vehicles and will work under general supervision of the Shelburneofand Winooski. Foreman. Duties require some knowledge and skills in the use of power and hand tools related to motor vehicle service and repair. The successful candidate will If you excel a dynamic environment where you will enjoy having a own some basicintools.

significant impact on the community and the environment, then our

Parts Clerk Marketing & Public Affairs Manager position will be an exciting opportunity for include you. maintaining adequate inventory of bus parts, reviewing Key responsibilities all daily work orders, fuel entries for accuracy and completeness, A High School diploma or GED is required. The ideal candidate will have some Key Responsibilities: vehicle maintenance and inventory experience, excellent communication -Develop & implement marketing ourMicrosoft-based services and organizational skills, and proven plans ability for with computer programs. -Create marketing collateral and advertising to ensure consistent brand For both identity positions, a high school diploma or GED and prior work experience or applicable training is preferred; a clean driving record,personnel ability to pass background -Supervise, evaluate & direct administrative assigned to investigation, drug screening, and medical evaluation is required for both the marketing department positions. Requirements:

CCTA offers all full-time competitive wages and exceptional benefits, -A Bachelor’s degreeemployees in Marketing, English or Communications including generous time off.

-3+ years Marketing or Public Relations experience

Interested areas encouraged download anorganizational application from www.cctaride.org -Provenparties ability a public to speaker and spokesperson and submit in one of the following ways:

-Excellent organizational skills

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email: jobs@cctaride.org -Supervisory experience preferred fax: 802-864-5564, Attn: Human Resources mail: 15 Industrial Parkway, Burlington, VT, 05401, Attn: Human Resources

CCTA offers all full time employees a competitive salary and time off.

CCTA is an Equal Opportunity Employer exceptional benefits, including generous

Contact Michelle: 865-1020 x21 michelle@sevendaysvt.com

If you’re interested in applying for this position, please download an application from www.cctaride.org and submit it in one of the following ways (no calls, please): via email to: jobs@cctaride.org; via 3x8--CCTA-Multi040109.indd 1

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Residential Counselor – Group Home

The Group Home Program of NFI Vermont is currently seeking a full-time Residential Counselor. The Group Home is a residential program, that provides assessment and stabilization services to males and females ages 13-18. Counselors provide supervision and support to the youth as well as a sense of safety and security. Job requirements: Superior interpersonal skills and ability to function well in a team atmosphere a must. Bachelor’s degree in psychology or related field required. This is a full-time position with an inclusive benefits package. Please email cover letter and resume to: PeteCudney@nafi.com or mail to: Pete Cudney, 405 S. Willard St., Burlington, VT 05401.

Residential Councelors The Hospital Diversion Program of NFI VT is seeking a Residential Counselor. Hospital Diversion provides crisis stabilization, comprehensive clinical assessment, individual treatment and discharge planning in a small, safe residential setting. Responsibilities include counseling youth, ADL (activity, daily learning), assisting with hygiene & living skills and with treatment. Superior interpersonal skills and ability to function in a team atmosphere a must. B.A. in psychology or related field required. Position is full-time with a comprehensive benefits package. Please email resume and cover letter to: christineciavola@nafi.com or mail to: Christine Kubacz, 486 Main Street, Winooski, VT 05404. EOE WWW.NAFI.COM

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Town of Shelburne ASSISTANT TOWN CLERK Seeking a part-time (24 hours) Assistant Town Clerk. Primary duties include recording real estate/land records transactions, issuing a variety of licenses, assisting with elections, notary and passport agent duties, and assisting the public and other employees in accessing information kept in the Town Clerk’s office. Must excel in a team-oriented, customer-driven environment, have excellent communication skills, be detail oriented, and be fluent with pertinent computer software. An associate’s degree and two years related experience and/or training; or an equivalent combination of education and experience in business is needed. Legal/real estate experience would be helpful. Competitive salary and benefits. Complete job description available upon request. Send letter of interest and resume to: Colleen T. Haag, Town Clerk P.O. Box 88 Shelburne, VT 05482 Fax: 802-985-9550 Email: chaag@shelburnevt.org Application deadline: April 9, 2009 EOE

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