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That’s how long it took handcyclist Jeremy Shortsleeve to complete all 26.2 miles of the Vermont City Marathon in Burlington on Sunday, breaking his own course record for the handcycling division.

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ast week in this space, Seven Days ran a photo of a flooded beach and picnic area on Lake Champlain in Burlington. This week it was the capital city’s turn to flood.

Last Thursday night and early Friday morning, heavy rains caused flash flooding across Vermont. In downtown Montpelier, the rising Winooski River forced some residents to evacuate to an emergency shelter in the National Life building; in Barre, residents fled to the Barre Auditorium.

James went outside to look at the river. “The waterfall, which is usually, like, 8 feet away, was about a Looking for the newsy blog posts? Find them in “Local Matters” on p.17

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A 21-year-old girl falsely reported she’d been mugged to divert cops from a friend’s loud party. The result: for him, a noise violation; for her, obstruction of justice. Brilliant.

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foot away,” she recalls. “It was much closer than I ever thought it would get.” She spent the rest of the night at a friend’s place, and returned home the next day. Her apartment didn’t end up flooding, but some of her neighbors weren’t so lucky. She snapped this photo of a building a block away. Many Montpelier businesses were also affected by the flooding; food writer Corin Hirsch reports on the damage to the city’s restaurants in “Side Dishes” on page 41. Back in Burlington, one group of Old North End neighbors made the best of a bad situation, and arranged a spontaneous street-surfing party. On Monday, staff writer Lauren Ober published a post on Blurt, the Seven Days staff blog, about the Booth Street “surfing safari.” One of Peter Wadsworth’s photos is on this week’s cover. Too bad that water was so dirty ...

A man jumped off the Winooski Bridge, slipped over the hydro dam and emerged bloody and battered, in Colchester. Still kinda early for swimming.

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Chuck Courcy

“DANGEROUS” TERRITORY

I think your article entitled “Dangerous Liaisons” [Fair Game, May 25] was both gossipy and tacky. No one deserves to have private emails splashed on the front page of the paper. There is a difference between covering the facts of a story and deliberately writing to embarrass someone. I felt that your article was tasteless and mean. I would expect such poor journalism from the Burlington Free Press, but I used to believe that Seven Days had a little more class. I guess I was wrong. Jen Ellis

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ASK THE RIGHT QUESTIONS

The legitimate concern of Vermonters regarding “Dangerous Liaisons” [Fair Game, May 25] is the question of who granted Michael Schultz a doctorate for that particular thesis project, and who decided this particular expertise was worth $155,408 a year, and when. Dan Fogel’s emphasis on a top-heavy administration, capital-intensive building campaign and out-of-scale athletic plan has damaged, and will continue to damage, our state’s ability to affordably educate our own. A casual, albeit titillated, reader may wonder at the fiscal as well as the academic-integrity questions that naturally occur as one reads the story. It would seem that these

“POINT” OF CLARIFICATION

I thought I’d take a moment to say thanks for the article on Rock Point in the May 18 issue [Work: “A Piece of the Rock”]. Unfortunately, you got a couple of things mixed up. Rock Point is owned and operated by the Episcopal Diocese of Vermont. The Rock Point School is one of the many missions of the diocese on the property. The Episcopal Church runs the diocese from Rock Point and also operates a camp and conference center on the campus. My employer is the church and not the school, though my heart will always be with the students and staff who call Rock Point their home. The campus is a resource that serves hundreds of schoolchildren — kindergarten through college — and because of its proximity to the city, it’s a resource for the neighbors who might look for an escape into the woods. Rock Point has a rich history, and the school is an experiment in progressive and experiential education. The students who attend Rock Point come to the school for many different reasons. All leave with an eyes-wide-open education that included exposure to art, music, culture, service and tolerance. Rock Point is a jewel in the crown of Burlington. If you come for a visit, get a pass, use a leash, pick up your trash

GET A RAKE

As a 24-year-old professional landscape gardener-designer, I was rather offended by the image you chose to feature on the cover of the Home and Garden issue [May 11]. As the effects of global warming become more and more evident, I question the decision to represent gardening with a power tool — no doubt a leaf blower. These machines use fuel and pollute the environment with toxins as well as noise pollution. I firmly believe that if you factor in the cost of the machine and the fuel, the damage to the user and the environment, and the lack of exercise of and possible related future health care expenses for the user, it is cheaper for all to get a rake. Please think about the subliminal messages of using this image for a gardening issue. Some of us promote and advocate organic, alternative methods with excellent results. Robin Hall

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Hall owns Firefly Farm Landscape Design. Designer’s note: It wasn’t a leaf blower; it was a weed whacker. And there was a rake in the background.

ONE DRUG FOR ANOTHER?

The things Fred Holmes is doing for the people of the Franklin County area are great [“Bitter Pills,” May 4]. People who are struggling with addiction and need help now have a person that is willing to help them. But one thing he’s doing may be hurting the people of the city. Holmes has two strategies to assist his patients with kicking their drug habits. The first is his personality. He doesn’t treat his patients as though they’re just another person he has to deal with; he’ll have an actual conversation with them. Holmes’ second strategy is Suboxone. Though controversial, the doctor continues to prescribe the drug to his patients. In reality, prescribing this to people may be helping them kick one addiction, but is, oftentimes, forming another. The article even states, “Suboxone is one of the most common street drugs in Vermont.” Doctors need to stop fighting drugs with more drugs. It can be argued that not all of the people being prescribed Suboxone get

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The title of last week’s cover story, “Choose Your Summer Adventure,” was inadvertently similar to Choose Your Own Adventure children’s books. The publication company, Chooseco, asked Seven Days to alter our title in the online version to avoid any confusion, which we have done. Our story was not based on that book series’ model, nor did Chooseco endorse it. By the way, Seven Days published a piece about the Waitsfield-based company itself on June 25, 2008, titled “‘Choose Your Own Adventure Is Back’ … in Vermont.” Last week’s story about the feud regarding storyteller Mac Parker’s film Birth of Innocence incorrectly stated the nature of a copyright dispute. We reported that Horace Williams purports to possess the only existing copyright of the original script of Birth of Innocence. In fact, Williams claims to possess the only existing copyright of the film itself. In the same story, we noted that filmmaker Art Bell is working on the film. He is not associated with the film at this time.

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Last month I traveled to Antarctica with an international group of renewable energy developers, financiers and policy-makers. I returned with, among many other things, a new perspective on the Burlington-Lockheed Martin cooperation on climate change [“Up In Arms,” February 9]. The expedition was led by Sir Robert Swan and his 2041.com organization, created to protect the Antarctic continent from development when the Antarctic Treaty expires in 2041. It is now clear that to save Antarctica — and us — from the worst effects of our energy use, action is urgently needed now, and on a scale unprecedented in human history. Antarctica was heart-achingly beautiful, but also heartbreaking. We sailed through icebergs — the remnants of ancient ice shelves of thousands of square miles — that have broken up during just the last 15 years. We witnessed the accelerated glacier activity due to the warming of the poles, which is far greater than the globe’s average warming. We saw recently changed populations of penguins and humpback whales due to the late development of ice with the oncoming winter. With us, a Lockheed technologist tested solar panels for an upcoming south pole expedition powered solely by renewable energy. No PR; just an effort to help inspire the world by showing that if solar and wind can power a polar expedition, it can contribute everywhere. Whatever Lockheed’s motivation, from pure environmentalism to the search for future profits (probably better!), we don’t have the luxury to reject their help. Joining forces to work against climate change is a natural, and urgent, necessity. Dean corren burlinGTOn

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I found your article “Bitter Pills” [May 4] and Fred Holmes very interesting. However, being a recovered person myself for 35 years and also having worked for eight years in the alcoholism field, I am curious why a doctor didn’t simply recommend Alcoholics Anonymous to these people who come to him for help. It is the best resource available. All meetings in Vermont are open, so you may bring anyone you want to a meeting if you are scarred or need moral support. This is an immensely complicated illness that is physical, mental and spiritual.

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addicted to it. This may be true, but the fact that people are getting addicted to the drug at all is not a good thing. Doctors should not be prescribing medications like Suboxone to help their patients with addiction. If people want to fight their addictions, using more drugs should not be the way to do it. Fred Holmes is a good man with great intentions; he just needs to find a new way to help his patients get clean and stay clean.

Professionals do not like to get involved with it because of the confusion of what it really is. The best experts in the case of addiction are the people who have survived it and are abstaining. I would think that as an educated person, the doctor would be well aware of AA. There is a volume of misinformation out there about the disease of addiction, which, sadly, sends people who are looking for help in the wrong direction. Freedom from addiction can be acquired without any help from other drugs. There are just as many people today addicted to methadone as were previously addicted to heroin. Will Suboxone do the same thing? This is a Band-Aid, not a cure.

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JUNE 01-08, 2011 VOL.16 NO.39

Serendipity led to the photo on this week’s cover, by PETER WADSWORTH of Burlington. When Booth Street flooded last Thursday, some of the residents got out their boogie boards and surfed. Wadsworth hauled out his strobes and captured the fun. We loved the image of neighbors making the best of things, though we issue acknowledge that, for many Vermonters, all this water has been a disaster. Let us help each other — with some federal assistance — turn our lemons into lemonade. Meanwhile, in this issue we offer info on MEDICAL TRENDS and YOGA FESTS, on training for (mountain) PEAK ENDURANCE, “ORGANIC” PERSONAL-CARE PRODUCTS, the new incarnation of weight-loss program VTRIM, and a diagnostic technique based on the pesky truism YOU ARE WHAT YOU EAT. To your health.

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Transgender Vermonters Score Historic Legislative Victories — Under the Radar

FEATURES

24 Miles Ahead

Music: Revisiting Miles Davis’ landmark album Bitches Brew

BY ANDY BROMAGE

BY DAN BOLLES

Why So Many Independent Vermont Doctors Are Joining Hospitals, or Closing Up Shop

BY KEN PICARD

Burlington’s Choice: Will a School Board Vote Make Socioeconomic Integration Official?

BY ANDY BROMAGE

26 Climb for a Cause

Health & fitness: Training for a three-peak challenge BY SARAH TUFF

Health & fitness: This summer you can do a downward dog … and get down BY PAMELA POLSTON

Health & fitness: Vermont makers of “organic” personalcare products want federal guidelines to make sense

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20 Aria Companies Stage Opera’s Summer Season BY AMY LILLY

20 A Vermont Choreographer Creates Playful Communion in Dance

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36 Mobile Medicine

Health & fitness: Karen Sokol makes a practice out of house calls BY LAUREN OBER

BY MEGAN JAMES

40 Body Wisdom

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Gone With the Wind, released in 1939, remains one of the most successful motion pictures of all time, but it wasn’t smooth sailing behind the scenes. Reducing Margaret Mitchell’s novel of epic proportions proved to be an epic endeavor, one captured in Moonlight and Magnolias. In this Lost Nation Theater romp based on true events, producer David O. Selznick demands a rewrite of the screenplay in a measly five days.

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If Mary Shelley’s Frankenstein reveals the grim side of scientist-created life gone awry, Coppélia, a comic ballet based on works by E.T.A. Hoffmann, does just the opposite. Central Vermont Ballet and Moving Light Dance Company presents this lighthearted tale of mistaken identity, confused lovers and a lifelike dancing doll.

Forget watching a 3-D movie; Bill Ramage’s large-scale photographic installations are full of far more fascinating visual distortions. The artist’s exhibit at Brandon’s Gallery inthe-field, “A Centripetal Photo Project: An Installation,” uses murals based on the gallery itself to “manufacture perfect dimensionality where it doesn’t actually exist,” writes art critic Marc Awodey. See the illusion through June 20.

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six-year relationship between RACHEL KAHN-FOGEL, wife of University of Vermont President DAN FOGEL, and a UVM fundraiser was a sideshow alongside the drama between Kahn-Fogel and top school officials. A public records request that generated more than 900 pages of emails from the university revealed strained personal relations between Kahn-Fogel and other top officials. These interpersonal dynamics played a role in Kahn-Fogel’s announcement last fall that she “quit” UVM and would boycott trustee-sponsored events. President Fogel implored his wife to keep her decision quiet because he thought it might endanger his presidency. Five and a half months later, Fogel announced he would be stepping down in 2012. Was Fogel pushed out? Several current and former UVM employees have spoken with Seven Days — on condition of anonymity — in hopes of shedding light on that question. 5:16 PM The consensus is that the Office of Development and Alumni Relations (DAR) was not an easy place to work for staffers who ran afoul of Kahn-Fogel. Since IAN DEGROOT, a DAR vice president, left UVM in 2005 after an alleged falling out with the Fogels, several DAR vice presidents have come and gone. At least two DAR employees left with separation agreements that included nondisparagement and nondisclosure clauses. Burlington attorney PETER DOREMUS represented both individuals: One was a senior UVM official at the time; the other was involved in day-to-day operations within the DAR. Doremus declined to provide names out of concern that such information could violate the legal agreements his clients made with the university. During the period of time leading up to the departures of those two unnamed staffers, Kahn-Fogel was involved in an emotional relationship with MICHAEL SCHULTZ, UVM’s vice president for development and alumni relations. Schultz admitted during a divorce hearing that he had been in a nonsexual but amorous relationship with Kahn-Fogel for more than six years. Kahn-Fogel’s romantic emails — retrieved from the university email system — revealed she also lobbied Schultz’s bosses to arrange his schedule so the two could work events together.

As a result of Seven Days’ inquiries, UVM trustees have launched an investigation into the relationship between Kahn-Fogel and Schultz to determine if UVM resources were used inappropriately. They are also trying to determine whether the university did anything improper when it issued Schultz’s doctoral dissertation — titled “Elucidating the Role of the University CEO’s Spouse in Development, Alumni Relations and Fund Raising.” What is clear from emails Kahn-Fogel sent to Schultz and a few other key UVM employees is that she didn’t feel she got enough respect — or public thanks — as UVM’s First Lady. To express her dis-

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pleasure, Kahn-Fogel “quit” UVM last fall. She was upset that DAR had decided to move her closest aide, then chief of protocol and administrator of events LESLIE LOGAN, from the executive offices in Waterman to Grasse Mount, where DAR is housed. The roles of Logan and her assistant were changing, too. They would no longer be working as closely with Kahn-Fogel. Kahn-Fogel had played a role in planning UVM presidential and DAR events in which she and Fogel were involved, according to university officials. Her duties included designing invitations and approving guest lists, menu selection, seating and other logistics. She had no control over event spending, officials noted. UVM removed Kahn-Fogel from what the university describes as a “volunteer” role pending the results of the internal probe. Kahn-Fogel’s decision to give up her First Lady job was accelerated by her ill feelings toward GARY DERR, Fogel’s vice president of executive operations and

chief of staff. In emails with other top UVM staff, she criticized Derr’s eventplanning decisions and made fun of his spelling mistakes. On October 2, just three weeks before the fall meeting of the UVM trustees, Kahn-Fogel informed several executive staff, including UVM provost JANE KNODELL, that she was “quitting” because of Derr. On October 4, Kahn-Fogel wrote Logan: “Dan told me not to tell anyone else what I’m doing or it could get his presidency in trouble.” Kahn-Fogel was also upset by the trustees’ decision to grant an honorary degree to someone she disliked. The name of the recipient was blacked out in the documents UVM provided Seven Days. “I’d so hoped to hear from you about the Honorary Degree meeting but Dan just called from the grocery store and I asked him about the meeting so I know the bad news,” Kahn-Fogel wrote to Logan on October 26, just before the trustees meeting. “One could hardly imagine a worse October for our relations with UVM than all that has happened, topped by the [redacted] nomination going forward. The bad guys win. It’s APPALLING and I’m thoroughly disgusted.” Kahn-Fogel didn’t attend the quarterly trustees meeting or the dinner after. After months out of the public eye, Kahn-Fogel broached the subject of “coming back to UVM” in mid-January — with some key caveats. “I said that you and I had no instructions except that Dan and I are allowed to ask for you,” Kahn-Fogel wrote Logan on January 13. “I told him that you will help me with menus and seating and be at events and therefore I will come back to the trustee events. He said ‘good.’” Kahn-Fogel specified that she and Logan would have to be thanked publicly at the events they organized. Derr was prohibited from working on events with them. Two days later, Kahn-Fogel revealed another condition of her return to “work” for UVM: Derr couldn’t sit in on scheduling meetings that Kahn-Fogel attended. “I was tired of Gary making stupid rules and decided that the First Lady has a right to ask for things in order to return to work at UVM,” Kahn-Fogel wrote.

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Why is former Gov. Jim Douglas, a man known for his restraint and mild manners, hawking cars for a car dealership?

The Vermont GOP is already thinking which sacrificial lamb, er, candidate, would be best suited to run against Gov. PeteR shumlin in 2012. The leading Shumlin challengers are: Sen. RanDy bRoCk (R-Franklin); Auditor tom salmon; and Barre Mayor thom lauzon. The GOP’s highest-elected official — Lt. Gov. Phil sCott — is playing it safe and running for reelection. Asked recently which one had the best chance, Scott mentioned bRian Dubie. Really? A rematch after such a bruising campaign that left many wondering if Dubie had tarnished his good-guy image? Don’t count him out yet. Dubie played it coy with “Fair Game” in a recent email exchange about his 2012 political plans. He refused to answer “yes” or “no” when asked if he’s considering another run for governor. Instead, he made note of his family’s good health and a prosperous sugaring season. So, politics isn’t on his mind? “As Aristotle encouraged,” Dubie replied. “I think about politics every day.” That’s comforting. m

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UVM President Dan Fogel rode into UVM on a controversy and could very well ride out on one. Before Fogel arrived on campus in 2002, he and Kahn-Fogel announced they would not live in Englesby House, the presidential home at the top of College Street. Instead, the couple built a home on Lake Champlain in Colchester. UVM agreed to pay $1800 a month toward their living expenses. The decision caused a stir in the community and on campus, as the housing allowance request coincided with a budget shortfall at UVM. The university stood by its newly hired prez. Will they stand by him now? UVM Board of Trustees Chairman RobeRt Cioffi has said publicly that Fogel did nothing wrong in regard to his wife’s relationship with Schultz and can carry out his remaining duties as president. But at least one email from KahnFogel suggests Cioffi “fired” the couple. “Rob and [redacted] Cioffi sent us $250 to be used at Café Shelburne to ‘celebrate’ the stepping down and how Dan has handled it,” Kahn-Fogel wrote to Logan in early April 2011. “This from the man who fired us! It makes me want to puke.” In a prepared statement, Cioffi said, “The decision to begin a presidential transition was mutual and the subject had been discussed on numerous occasions in the context of the Board’s regular reviews of the President.” Fogel’s March 23 departure announcement was one month to the day after his wife’s name came up in a divorce trial being argued in family court. “The first public records request that came to the University of Vermont in late April revealed issues involving my wife that were as much news to me as to others,” Fogel wrote in an email to Seven Days. “My announcement in March that I would serve only 15 more months was made without reference to — or knowledge of — those deeply personal matters. Rachel and I have had disagreements on some issues, including the timing of my decision to step down as president. This was clearly a difficult decision for her to accept.”

“Foster’s is a third-generation family that is willing to earn your business and do their best to keep it. Dorothy and I know this because we’ve been customers of Foster Motors in Middlebury for more than 30 years. They truly are the ‘we care’ people,” Douglas gushes in a TV ad as he stands next to his trusty Dodge Neon. Of all the dealerships in Vermont, why Foster? Simple. His wife DoRothy is part of the family. Her maiden name is Foster. Interestingly, the Foster family also makes a cow-manure-based compost called Moo Doo. Maybe he can become their pitchman, too? A politician shoveling shit. A columnist couldn’t ask for more.

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ov. Peter Shumlin recently signed a bill that requires insurance companies to cover midwife-assisted births in Vermont. Buried in the new law — and virtually unnoticed by many — is a historic victory for the state’s transgender population. Language attached to the bill will allow Vermont-born individuals who have changed genders to obtain new birth certificates. A doctor’s note is all that’s required. Vermont is the first state in the union to make it official: Surgery is no longer a prerequisite for a man to become a woman, or a woman to become a man, according to the National Gay and Lesbian Task Force. Another legislative victory for trans Vermonters this year: A new law mandates that all single-stall bathrooms in state buildings be gender neutral. Transgender Vermonters and their advocates are hailing the laws as small but important milestones in the struggle for transgender equality — the most significant since Vermont enacted a transgender antidiscrimination law in 2007. Birth certificates are important because they are often the basis for other forms of identification, such as passports and driver’s licenses. And when a person’s gender doesn’t match the sex on the form, it can invite unwanted questions, says Kara DeLeonardis, executive director of RU12?, an LGBTQ advocacy group based in Winooski. “It might seem small to some people, but it is the document we have to show for

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— is a historic victory for the state’s transgender population. so many different things,” DeLeonardis says. “It’s proof of who we are.” Until now, transgender Vermonters could obtain an amended birth certificate, with the old name and gender

crossed off and the new ones written in. But that had the effect of “outing” many individuals who would prefer to remain discreet, says state Rep. Bill Lippert (D-Hinesburg), who shepherded the legislation to passage. Under Vermont law, birth certificates are public records available to anyone who requests them. The new law permits transgender individuals born in Vermont to get “clean” birth certificates, similar to what adopted children receive, and puts the old document under seal in a storage facility. Importantly, the new law gives medical professionals — rather than probate court judges — the authority to evaluate whether people are at a point in their transition where a new birth certificate should be issued, Lippert says. “Full surgery and hormonal change may not be the right standard for a person who’s transitioned,” says Lippert. That flexibility is important because the cost of gender-reassignment surgeries — between $5000 and $40,000 — puts it out of reach for most transgender individuals, DeLeonardis says. And health insurance rarely, if ever, covers it. Other trans people simply don’t want surgery. The law should make it easier for transitioned Vermonters such as JeanDenis Couillard to secure forms of ID that reflect their present name and gender. Couillard, the HIV Prevention Program Coordinator at RU12?, has spent the last six months trying to change the gender on his passport. To do so, the government requires a letter from a U.S. surgeon or doctor confirming a gender change. But Couillard’s surgeon was Canadian, and

that has complicated things. On top of that, the letter must be on official letterhead and conform to a specific script, Couillard says. So far, he’s sent four application letters. All of them have been rejected for various minor errors. “If someone went to them with a birth certificate with sex identified — problem solved,” says Couillard, a 25-year-old who started to medically transition five years ago. “You don’t have to go through that.” The new law almost didn’t happen. Originally, it was part of a comprehensive, 78-page vital records bill sponsored by Lippert. When it became clear that bill wouldn’t pass before adjournment, the birth-certificate legislation was tacked on to one that would: the midwifery insurance bill. Both Lippert and the Department of Health lobbied to make it happen. Neither transgender-related bill — birth certificates or gender-neutral bathrooms — received a whole lot of attention or opposition, a fact that DeLeonardis views as “a sign of progress.” By contrast, the debates over same-sex marriage and transgender antidiscrimination were contentious, high-profile battles. Former Republican Gov. Jim Douglas vetoed both bills before the Democratic legislature revived them. “There were bigger things for our community to tackle before getting to this, but it’s something that people have wanted and needed to happen for a long time,” DeLeonardis says. “It has a lot to do with the advocacy of a few transgender people who kept it on everyone’s radar.” m

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kick in, that deficit is expected to climb to 63. “It certainly ends that model we all carry around with us, where you go to your family physician’s office that you’ve been going to since you were a kid,” Harrington adds. “It’s a very different model.” And a different financial picture. There is some truth to the stereotype of the Jaguar-driving, golf-playing internist. But as more Vermont doctors affiliate with hospitals — the figure is now about 60 percent, reports Burlington health care expert Jeanne Keller — their incomes are declining. Between 1995 and 2003, the average inflation-adjusted incomes of physicians dropped 7.1 percent, from $180,930 to $168,122. One survival strategy being employed by an increasing number of private practices is “concierge medicine.” Physicians require their patients to pay a monthly fee — which is not covered by insurance — for improved access to the doc. It’s akin to keeping an attorney on retainer. Patients don’t have to wait as long to see their health care provider,

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ne of Vermont’s oldest and most venerated small businesses — the independent family physician — may soon be as quaint and outdated as the house call. A combination of economic stressors and changing lifestyle goals among younger practitioners is dramatically reshaping Vermont’s medical landscape. Today, many of Vermont’s older physicians are either selling their practices to local hospitals or simply retiring. Meanwhile, experts say that many medical students and younger residents intend to work for a hospital, health center, university or research facility rather than to start their own medical practices. Earlier this year, Vermont’s largest independent cardiology group, Champlain Abigail Trutor and Paul Harrington Valley Cardiovascular Associates, announced that it was closing its offices in Rutland and Middlebury. Most of CVCA’s physicians joined Vermont multipayers and the complexity of reguhospitals, and one retired. Two docs still lations that are more a part of being in work out of the CVCA office in South independent practice.” In recent years, the Vermont Medical Burlington; reportedly, they’re the last two independent cardiologists in the Society has seen a number of decadesstate. They declined to explain the rea- old medical practices suddenly close sons for CVCA’s breakup or why they’ve their doors, Harrington adds. He points to several factors, including low reimdecided to stick it out. Paul Harrington, executive vice pres- bursement rates for patients who are on ident of the Vermont Medical Society, Medicaid. What does this trend mean for says the closure of long-standing independent medical offices such as CVCA Vermonters? Harrington says it deis “an accelerating trend” in Vermont. pends on where patients live and what These days, he says, doctors are more sort of care they require. It shouldn’t have an impact on most inclined to accept salaried individuals’ access to positions at hospitals primary-care physiand critical-care cians as long as those centers rather than docs stay in their take on the daunting local communities, challenge of starting he says. In some cases, a small business in a issue however, physicians who rapidly changing health care relocate or retire may be very environment. Plus, in 2009 the hard to replace, creating significant typical med student graduated with an average debt of $132,000, according access problems. Because Vermont competes on a nato the American Medical Association. Borrowing even more to start a business tional stage for doctors, it has long struggled to recruit primary-care physicians represents a lot of risk. “Younger physicians have seen the from out of state, especially to rural and writing on the wall. They want to spend remote areas. Last month, for example, time with their kids and watch them a report by the Department of Vermont grow up, as opposed to working 12- to Health Access revealed that Vermont 14-hour days,” he says. “They also want has a shortage of more than two dozen to be insulated from the administra- primary-care physicians. By 2015, when tive burdens of having to deal with federal universal-access requirements

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hould Burlington schoolchildren attend the elementary school closest to their home or be bussed across the city to achieve demographic balance? That question was hotly debated in 2008 when the city considered how to deal with lopsided poverty rates at its six elementary schools. After a slew of community meetings, the Burlington school board settled on a solution aimed at achieving socioeconomic integration voluntarily: transform two high-poverty elementary schools in the Old North End into themed magnet schools, and establish a school-choice system that lets parents of elementary-age pupils rank their top three schools in order of preference. That the choice system never became “official” school policy has reignited the debate about equity in public school education. With the school board set to vote on a formal policy on June 7, school Commissioner Haik Bedrosian warns that approving it would be a “huge mistake.” Bedrosian, who writes the blog BurlingtonPol.com, argues that the policy as written would destabilize neighborhoods by eliminating the guarantee that kids will attend the elementary school within walking distance. He contends it could lead to shipping kids across town to meet diversity goals, even when doing so is not in the pupil’s best interest. “If we make this change, expectant parents cannot have any assurance of what school their baby will eventually attend,” Bedrosian writes on his blog. “It will depend on whatever procedure the superintendent comes up with five years down the road.” Bedrosian insists he’s not “against socioeconomic integration” but does oppose “forced” integration. “When Burlington School District assumes the power to push people around, the ones that are going to get pushed around are the poor people,” he says. “Having rules that everyone understands — the school boundaries — is the key to fairness.”

Bedrosian has proposed a policy alternative that he says would preserve the predictability of geographic student placement and protect the rights of parents by making the “welfare of the pupil” the primary consideration for moving students outside their neighborhood elementary school. Whether he can persuade any colleagues to vote for it remains to be seen.

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School Commissioner Amy Werbel rejects Bedrosian’s characterization of Burlington’s version of school choice. She says the proposed policy merely codifies the long-standing practice — and that Bedrosian’s dire predictions have failed to materialize in the three years it’s been in place. Werbel, who is resigning her post this month to go to China on a Fulbright scholarship, says the choice system has been effective and popular with parents. Rejecting the proposed policy would result in “a huge undoing of the work of three years,” she warns. At a meeting of the school board’s agenda committee last week, Werbel sought to remind Bedrosian why the school district instituted the change in the first place. “It used to be that a kid woke up in the morning and their address determined what school they went to,” Werbel says. “They lived in a terrible housing situation, they went to school with 97 percent poverty.

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SHUMLIN SIGNS “NICK’S LAW” TO CRACK DOWN ON REPEAT DRUNK DRIVERS Nick Fournier’s family, teachers and friends assembled this week in the auditorium at Missisquoi Valley Union High School in Swanton, where Fournier attended high school, to watch Gov. Peter Shumlin sign “Nick’s Law” — legislation meant to prevent the kinds of drunk-driving accidents that claimed Fournier’s life in 2007. Fournier was killed on Interstate 89 in Colchester by a repeat drunk driver going the wrong way. He was 18 years old. Nick’s Law creates a mandatory five-year prison sentence for anyone convicted of DUI with death resulting. It makes it a crime for people to knowingly let someone under the influence of alcohol or drugs drive their car. Also, anyone convicted for DUI with a blood-alcohol content of 0.16 or above, or twice the legal limit, will be barred for three years from operating a motor vehicle with anything higher than a 0.02. Notably, the law also removes the state’s alcohol-testing program from the Department of Health and places it in the Department of Public Safety, which has a fully accredited forensic lab. That move is a response to persistent problems with Vermont’s breath-testing equipment that were first uncovered by Seven Days and have led to dozens of drunk driving cases being tossed.

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since concierge doctors tend to have fewer patients overall. Meanwhile, docs can spend more time with each patient, because they get paid either way; their compensation is no longer dependent on an accepted diagnosis and its corresponding insurance reimbursement code. But concierge medicine has its critics. They warn it creates a two-tiered system of medical care that benefits the wealthy. In April, the New York Times reported the AMA’s written policy on concierge medical practices states that, while it’s part of the “pluralism in the delivery and financing of health care,” it also raises “ethical concerns that warrant careful attention.” Currently, only one doctor in the Burlington area appears to be practicing concierge medicine. Frank Landry declined an interview request to talk about his business, and the VMS’ Harrington was unaware of any other physicians using that approach. Another trend in local medicine: The very institution that is hiring doctors from medical practices throughout Vermont and northern New York is investing time and money to teach physicians how to better manage their own small businesses. The University of Vermont Medical Group at Fletcher Allen has about 500 affiliated physicians and a $250 million revenue stream, according to its president, Paul Taheri, a trauma surgeon who earned an MBA at the University of Michigan. Taheri came up with the novel idea of teaching medical practitioners the fundamentals of running a small business. Two years ago he launched the Center for Health Care Management, which offers a “mini-MBA” program to doctors, nurses, administrators and other health care providers. The five-day course is taught one Friday each month during the fall and spring semesters. It covers a range of topics, including marketing, financing, operations management and business strategies. Make no mistake, Taheri’s goal isn’t to reverse the current trend of medical practices becoming affiliated with larger institutions. Obviously, as someone who manages Fletcher Allen’s overall practice, he’s a strong proponent for larger systems, which, he contends, are more efficient, provide a more standardized level of care, and offer better access to ongoing training, electronic records and new technologies. Rather, Taheri’s goal is to help all medical practitioners improve the skills they need to understand the medical and financial implications of their decisions. 2v-SkiRack060111.indd 1

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The University of Vermont Medical Group now has more than 50 remote sites, each of which operates with some degree of autonomy. “These physicians and/or nurse-administrators are really running mini-franchises, and they have to have those management tools in their own pockets,” Taheri explains. “It can’t be solely managed centrally. It won’t work efficiently. So, we need an army of people who get it.” For example, he says, when a doctor schedules surgery, the timing has implications not only for the patient’s physical well-being but for the total cost of that procedure. “Remember, if you sit around doing biochemistry all day, you don’t know anything about economics,” he adds. “And, quite frankly, that’s why there’s such a huge historical disconnect between administrators and clinicians. They literally speak a different language.”

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hen choreographer CLARE BYRNE walks into a church, she often gets the feeling the place is crying out for naughtiness. “I want to blast AC/DC in there,” she says. Or dissect a roast chicken and serve it up as communion (which she did in a “monastic dance” performance at New York City’s Dance New Amsterdam, with a churchlike set, in 2007). Or dress her dancers as bimbo cheerleaders who chant about their sexuality (that was part of a show at Burlington’s Christ Church Presbyterian last month). These aren’t acts of defiance, Byrne explains, but rather playful acts of communion. “I love churches,” she says. “I feel at home in them.” Raised Catholic, she has been incorporating religious ritual into her dance — and dance into her religion — since she was a child. But only now has she begun fusing the two so completely. Next week, Byrne will hit the road with four other dancers to present “The Poor Sister Clare’s Traveling Dancing Monk Show” in Richmond, Burlington, Montpelier and Mystic, Ct. She promises “wild, untamed prayer, dancing rosaries, death-defying pauses, blindfolded blessings.” This isn’t a dance company, Byrne stresses, but a “dance order,” a concept she began to develop when she left New York City four years ago to teach dance at the University of Vermont. The intention is for the dancers to engage in an ongoing cycle of chanting and prayer, both privately and in front of an audience. Byrne takes inspiration from medieval bands of actors who traveled from village to village performing “miracle plays,” “which

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man. He knew how to write the story and the music.” For its sixth season, the Green Mountain Opera Festival is presenting perhaps the most popular story-andmusic combo in opera since it debuted in 1875: Carmen, at the BARRE OPERA HOUSE. Artistic director Taras Kulish, a Montréal-born bass who sings professionally throughout Canada during the rest of the year, tapped his connections to get Richard Troxell to sing Don José. The tenor recently sang the role at the Sydney Opera House and will reprise it, opposite Denyce Graves, at the Castleton Festival in Virginia in late June. Kulish is equally excited about his Carmen: “Julie Nesrallah is drop-dead gorgeous, she sings up a storm and she just exudes sex, if I may say. I’m all for typecasting with Carmen.” Meanwhile, the festival’s 12 Emerging Artists — chosen from a nationwide pool of 450 singers under 32 years old — will sing Così at the SKINNER BARN in Waitsfield, in slightly less lavish costumes and sets and accompanied by a chamber orchestra. “To hear opera in a barn is really kind of cool,” Kulish declares. And Mozart’s 1790 opera has a timeless plot: A guy bets his buddies he can trick their sweethearts into infidelity — and does.

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nyone who saw the Metropolitan Opera’s Live in HD broadcast of Rossini’s witty Le Comte Ory knows that opera is where it’s at. In what other art form can you watch three bel-canto virtuosos — soprano Diana Damrau, tenor Juan Diego Flórez and mezzo Joyce DiDonato — sing an extended and beautiful trio composed 180 years ago while cavorting threesome-style in bed? The Met broadcast season is over, but Vermonters can find an equal measure of delight on local opera stages this summer. Three companies are producing five operas: Puccini’s La Rondine (The Swallow) by the OPERA COMPANY OF MIDDLEBURY; Bizet’s Carmen and Mozart’s Così fan tutte (Thus Do All Women) by the Waitsfield-based GREEN MOUNTAIN OPERA FESTIVAL; and Mozart’s Le nozze di Figaro (The Marriage of Figaro) and Rossini’s La Cenerentola (Cinderella) by OPERA NORTH, based in Lebanon, N.H. La Rondine may be the least familiar to any opera audience. The 1917 commission was Puccini’s late and only stab at light opera, though its story still cleaves to La Bohème-style tragedy. The swallow of the title is Magda, “a woman trapped in the Victorian idea of womanhood as property,” notes OCM’s artistic director, DOUG ANDERSON. He’s setting the first act in 1905 and the second in the roaring

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Perhaps only the better-schooled opera fans know that Rossini did a Cinderella — in pre-Walt Disney-era 1817. Opera North’s executive director, Pamela PantoS, chalks up the work’s neglect to the fact that it was written for a coloratura mezzo. Pantos, a mezzo with an 18-year professional career in Europe behind her, says the voice part “kind of fell out of fashion until the [late] 20th century, when Marilyn Horne and Cecilia Bartoli repopularized the repertoire.” But the opera still has “a lot of that fast Rossini patter, which people will just eat up,” she promises, and it even has a frenetic Barber of Seville-like

trio in which the heroine laments, “Cinderella here, Cinderella there!” Pantos is thrilled about the “all-star cast” of both operas on ON’s 29th season. Grant Youngblood, who plays the Count in Figaro, previously sang the role at New York City Opera; Blythe Gaissert, who sings Angelina (Cenerentola), and Anne-Carolyn Bird as Susanna in Figaro, have both sung minor roles at the Met. Meanwhile, the company received its largest-ever National Endowment for the Arts grant, part of which will fund a one-hour, English-narrated version of La Cenerentola sung in Italian by ON’s Young Artists — 15 promising singers chosen from among 1000 applicants nationwide. Figaro, Mozart’s comic 1786 opera, is about love, marriage, fidelity and nighttime trysts, so it’s fitting that the norwich inn is offering an Opera North package for two. It’s a bit of a splurge at $239 for two opera tickets, a room and a small dinner credit. But who ever said opera was about being sensible? m Puccini’s La Rondine, Opera Company of Middlebury, Town Hall Theater, June 3-10. ocmvermont.org Bizet’s Carmen and Mozart’s Così fan tutte, Green Mountain Opera Festival, Barre Opera House and Skinner Barn in Waitsfield, June 16-19. (Festival runs May 31 to June 19 at various locations.) greenmountainoperafestival.com Mozart’s Le nozze di Figaro and Rossini’s La Cenerentola, Opera North, in Lebanon, N.H., August 6-20. operanorth.org

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blogspot.com. Each Friday, she improvises a solo, which she films and uploads to the site. She credits her father, who taught religious studies at a small college in Pennsylvania, with her playful approach to Catholicism, which Byrne admits is contrary to most people’s experience with the religion. Her dad would cast plays based on Bible stories with Byrne and her siblings, and at church she participated in liturgical dance, which she loved. In recent years, she says, the dance program was discontinued at the church where she grew up. Byrne sees it as a sign of the increasing conservatism in the C L A R E B yR N E Catholic Church. “All the more reason for agitators within,” she says. As an artist, Byrne is particularly drawn to religion. “In secular art, all the ground has been dug up,” she says. “You can do anything: You can show your titties, you can shit on stage.” When a performer steps into a church — or into a religious ritual — the ground is still relatively hallowed, and, as a result, the audience isn’t as desensitized. “People will get pissed off at you for transgressing their beliefs.” Still, Byrne says she isn’t trying to anger people, just to provoke questions and reflection. “So much of religion is rote,” she says. “It needs to be more playful.”m

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ontpelier may Turns out, not much. “They all but laughed at me in each seem like a crunchy place I went into,” Keppel hippie town, says. but the place cleans up She’s hoping the real nice. Case in point: fashion show will the sassy styles on disinspire Montpelier play at the Montpelier businesses to think Fashion Show and about where they Festival. The city will get their clothing close off State Street for the and what effect it has seventh-annual event this on the environment. Saturday, June 4. Street ven“There is a fantastic dors and live performances will trend right now to be "Fashion Trashion," add to the fun at what has become wary of what you are a dress made by Meg Hammond a beloved community tradition. eating … but, thus Skeptical about capital coufar, not so many are ture? Picture these creations conscious of what from years past: a sexy singlethey are wearing,” strap, Tarzan’s-girlfriend-JaneKeppel laments. esque gown made of live flowIn addition to ers and reeds woven together local businesses and painted gold, courtesy of showing their styles a local flower shop; a dress on the runway, seven crafted of beautifully flowVermont designing trash by MEG HAMMOND, ers will present co-owner of the recently models clad in closed Langdon Street their creations, Café, a breezy paper including Suttonfrock designed by Capitol based TARA LYNN, Stationers. who made a hemp This year, designer LIZ wedding dress for “American Idol” PIERONI created a 10-pound vegetable dress from red cabbage, kale and runner-up Crystal Bowersox and an chard, its dainty straps bobbled with Brussels sprouts. Unfortunately, this evening gown worn by Miss Vermont one was just for the promotional mate- during the 2009 Miss America pageant. rials and won’t appear on the runway. When the runway isn’t occupied, “It’s rotten now,” says fashion-show check out performances by the B-BOYS, a planner ANNE-MARIE KEPPEL. “We compos- Montpelier-based break-dancing crew; ted it.” performers from CIRCUS SMIRKUS; and DJ No matter. She promises much DON P, a 9-year-old vinyl spinner from more to come this weekend. This year’s Plainfield who has opened at Higher theme? “Working toward a more Earth- Ground and spun at the Cabot festival friendly, heart-conscious, fashionable THE MANIFESTIVUS. planet,” Keppel says. The event’s part“All of this is about supporting the ner is the Central Vermont Humane downtown businesses,” says Keppel. Society, so expect at least a couple of Given the recent closings of Langdon dogs on the runway. Impresario BEN T. Street Café, Black Sheep Books and the Peach Tree, this is a downtown that MATCHSTICK, late of Langdon Street Café, will host the proceedings. could use a little support. Eco-conscious clothing has long been an interest of Keppel’s, but she Montpelier Fashion Show and Festival, was inspired to make it the focus of this Saturday, June 4, on State Street. Festivities begin at 11 a.m.; designers’ year’s event following a trip to Southern fashion show, 12:30 p.m.; downtown California. She visited Beverly Hills’ businesses’ fashion show, 1 p.m. Free. Rodeo Drive, just to see what was going montpelierfashionshow.org on with Earth-friendly high fashion. COU

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definition. More on this below. Finally, “ship.” If we limit ourselves to a capsule with people in it, this is going to be a short column. Instead, we’ll define a ship as a payload — basically anything you can heave aloft. With that in mind, here’s the menu of spaceship possibilities: First, orbital human space flight. I throw this in mainly to establish the boundary condition, since it’s never been accomplished by any nongovernment entity, and only three

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governments — the U.S.S.R., the U.S. and China. It’s not cheap. The space shuttle Endeavour, for example, cost $1.7 billion to build, plus hundreds of millions more per mission. The private sector offers two cheaper routes into space. One is orbital flight with no people aboard. Space Exploration Technologies Corporation, better known as SpaceX, boasts that it can put a satellite into orbit for $54 million. The other possibility is suborbital human space flight, which so far has been accomplished by one craft: SpaceShipOne, a rocket plane akin to the old X-15, built by

Team, or CSXT, which he says is the only amateur operation so far to launch a rocket into space. They did it in 2004 using a 21-foot homemade rocket that went 72 miles straight up and then came straight down. Total time for the flight, which was duly witnessed by the Federal Aviation Administration: just over 14 minutes. Cost, including a couple previous failed attempts: roughly $350,000. Maybe you could surpass that feat, Matt, but I’m not betting the ranch, for two reasons. First, the 72-year-old Michaelson is one of a vanishing breed of self-taught rocketeers, raised on chemistry sets, hot rods and Sputnik. Today’s whiz kids grow up staring at computer screens, not the stars. Second, the next frontier for amateur rocketry is orbital flight, a steep hill to climb for both technical and regulatory reasons — no way are the authorities letting amateurs shoot flaming bombs over populated areas. Not to get all heavy on you, but that’s why I’m down on the prospects for space travel in general: It’s too hard. Sure, NASA wants to turn its space transport chores over to private companies, and there’s a decent chance that’ll happen. We’ll have plenty of commercial satellites, the occasional space probe, maybe, someday, a Mars mission. And there’ll always be bored billionaires willing to bankroll the latest venture into the unknown. But space tourism, popularly priced lunar flybys, that kind of thing … sorry, I don’t see the business case. Then again, that’s Mr. Practical talking. Mr. StarryEyed Dreamer says: Prove me wrong. m

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Dear cecil, What would it take to make a homemade spaceship? matt B. epending on how you define “homemade,” “space” and “ship,” you can get a craft into space, or at least a respectable distance off the ground, for somewhere between $500 and $2.5 billion. I realize that’s not very helpful for budgeting purposes, so let me tell you what you get for your money at the different price points. Rather than begin at one end of the continuum and work my way to the other (my usual practice), I’ll start at the ends and finish in the middle — the better to clarify what you could do, Matt, before explaining why you probably won’t. First, let’s define those terms. By “homemade” I imagine you mean something you can throw together in your workshop à la the Wright brothers. Where space flight is concerned, this seriously limits the possibilities, so let’s include any craft constructed by anyone other than a national government. Next, what do we mean by “space?” The commonly accepted threshold is 100 kilometers up, or about 62 miles. That’s the so-called Kármán line, roughly the point at which the air gets so thin that a winged craft would have to exceed orbital velocity to generate enough lift to stay aloft. In the interest of affordability, however, we may want to adopt a more expansive

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n the beginning, there was jazz. And hepcats saw what they had made, coolly bobbed their heads and asked the world if it could dig it, man. And the world did. That is, until some guy named Miles showed up and turned the whole thing on its ear, repeatedly. In 1970, Miles Davis released Bitches Brew, an album that changed the course of jazz history — one of several such feats the Prince of Darkness accomplished during his incomparable career. The provocatively titled and packaged (see sidebar) double album was a landmark, often cited as the origin of jazz-rock fusion, later made famous by Herbie Hancock and others. The profoundly controversial record sent shock waves through the jazz world, introduced a new idiom to the genre, and divided critics and fans alike. In celebration of that album, a new band, dubbed Bitches Brew Revisited, is paying tribute to the iconic trumpeter’s watershed record. The multigenerational ensemble — led by cornetist and trumpeter Graham Haynes and featuring keyboardist Marco Benevento, Living Colour guitarist Vernon Reid, bassist Melvin Gibbs and turntablist DJ Logic, among others — kicks off the 2011 Burlington Discover Jazz Festival this Friday, June 3, on the Flynn MainStage. Haynes, 50, is the son of jazz drummer Roy Haynes. He recalls being heavily influenced by Davis’ In a Silent Way, the album that directly preceded Bitches Brew, as well as by On the Corner, which was released two years later. But when he first heard Bitches Brew as a child, Haynes says it didn’t resonate personally. “To me, it wasn’t really as revolutionary at the time,” he says. “But it is when I listen to it now.” Because many of the charts for the album no longer exist, Haynes had to go through the entire record and transcribe it by hand for his band. That painstaking work has given him an intimate familiarity with the album and a unique perspective on its creation.

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“I’m kind of rediscovering Bitches Brew. And I’m starting to realize certain things I didn’t before,” Haynes says. His latest revelation was that the album was largely built around a single harmonic idea. “It’s a series of major triads, packed in thirds,” Haynes explains. “I don’t think a lot of people know that. But we discovered that in rehearsal, like, on Monday.” Though Bitches Brew is now viewed as a colossally important album — in 2003, Rolling Stone ranked it 94th among the 500 greatest albums of all time — four decades ago critical reception of the record was mixed at best. “It was like when Bob Dylan went electric at Newport,” says Reid. “It was very confrontational. But it solidified the idea of music being experiential, that it can afford emotional catharsis and offer intellectual engagement.” “His whole thing was I’m not trying to do jazz, so don’t call it a jazz record;

don’t approach it from that point of view,” says Haynes. “But they did anyway.” One critic who didn’t was Dan Morgenstern. Now 81, he’s been the director of the Institute of Jazz Studies at Rutgers University since 1976. Morgenstern was also the chief editor at DownBeat magazine from 1967 to 1973, and regularly defended Davis against criticism. “[Bitches Brew] was certainly a major conversation piece,” says Morgenstern, who will speak on a panel called “Sons of Bitches” that also includes Reid, Haynes, DJ Logic and University of Vermont jazz lecturer Ray Vega at the FlynnSpace prior to the band’s performance this Friday. “In retrospect, it wasn’t really that great a departure from what had come before,” he says, referring to In a Silent Way, which, at least musically, shares similarities with Bitches Brew. “But it was much more controversial,” Morgenstern continues, citing the album’s length,

packaging and title as reasons the record ruffled feathers. “Miles took that from the menu of a restaurant in New York called Serendipity,” he says of the album’s title. “They had some kind of concoction, very innocent, no alcohol. It was some kind of dessert thing.” Morgenstern says that, though the record marked a somewhat natural evolution for Davis, it was a significant departure from what was conventionally considered jazz at the time. “There was a lot of stuff going on in those days about jazz-rock, which was beginning to be a concept, and what was permissible, so to speak, from the viewpoint of critics,” he recalls. He adds that, while the album was “roundly trounced” by critics, it became Davis’ best-selling record to that point, and his first gold one. “And he was accused, of course, of selling out,” says Morgenstern. “But that wasn’t the case at all.”

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THE ART OF BREWING If Bitches Brew, the 1970 album by Miles Davis, was a conceptual departure from what came before it, so was its artwork. The LP Morgenstern’s argument against would record several takes at a time; jacket had come into its own years earlier as a visual opportunity for self-expression, but those who viewed Davis as pandering to then Macero would go through each the surreal scene by painter Mati Klarwein unsophisticated audiences was rooted one, cherry pick various pieces and put (1932-2002) was stunningly unique. in the trumpeter’s then-revolutionary the disparate parts back together. The According to the staff at Burlington Discover recording process, which placed as album’s opening cut, “Pharaoh’s Dance,” Jazz Festival, the artwork “established a much emphasis on postproduction as it is emblematic of that Frankenstein’s visual vocabulary for this new music’s language and continues to captivate viewers and listeners today.” monster approach. The song’s falsedid on performance. Perhaps that’s why BDJF decided to hold a “Bitches Brew Reimagined” art contest, cohosted start intro “To use by Seven Days, in conjunction with the concert, which takes place at the Flynn MainStage this was entirely a the studio Friday. Judges from Burlington City Arts, the Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, the Jazz Fest studio invenprocess as a and Seven Days reviewed 10 finalists last week and chose a winner: Jess Graham of Morrisville. tion, created All the finalists won a pair of tickets to the concert; Graham also collected $500 for her work, a kind of matrix swirling, blue and black, neopsychedelic interpretation of the Klarwein original. by splicing for eventually Graham’s statement, provided to BDJF with her artwork, was nearly as captivating as the tape from coming up painting itself: “Bitches Brew conjures for me images both mundane (chickens clucking) and D AN MORGEN STERN, INSTITU T E O F various takes with a finished timeless (ancestral sensibilities). I hear subterranean whale lingo and the frenetic catcalls of JAZ Z STU DIE S AT RU TGERS U NIVER S ITY together in product was urban streets. I find that I drift in and out of a reservoir of images — as if what I hear is Miles Davis accessing a collective memory, pulling out strands of history, archetypes somehow post-producvery different personalized and present.” from the conventional way of going into tion. The title track is also notable for While Graham’s typical style is far more playful than Klarwein’s, she drew on the evocative, the studio,” Morgenstern explains. “It its use of tape loops, delays and other almost primordial spirit of both his aesthetic and Davis’ music to produce a moody, modern was a continuous process that was not sonic tricks, which were then largely alternative that ultimately united the judges. Interestingly, the runner-up could not have been designed to result in a passable take. It unprecedented in jazz — though rock more different. Graphic designer and drummer Patrick Floyd — a Burlingtonian who recently moved to Seattle — produced a stripped-down image that arranges all the instruments played was an innovation, and it was kind of bands, such as the Beatles and the Jimi on the album against a stark, cream-colored background. Though it’s a pleasingly minimal work, Hendrix Experience, had been similarly shocking. the judges felt it lacked the soulfulness that Bitches Brew calls for. “What the critics who attacked experimenting in the studio for years. As for the original, it was a double album, folding out to 12.5 by 25 inches. That not only “It was amazing at that time; it was Miles didn’t understand was that it was encompassed the full measure of Klarwein’s painting, but offered a surprise mirror image of important to him to keep up with the like surgery,” says Logic, who in some sorts: two female heads, one black and one white, conjoined at the fold. On the back, or left, side, correlating light and dark hands join in a complicated interweaving of fingers. Klarwein’s times,” says Morgenstern, who later ways takes on Macero’s role onstage. other figures are black, with a decided African aesthetic. On the front/right side, a young couple came to know Davis personally when He blends cuts from Bitches Brew with holds each other closely while gazing toward a waving sea. Her vertical hairdo connects in a variety of other records and sounds, they lived in the same New York City some cosmic way with the clouds. neighborhood. “He didn’t want to be including some of Davis’ spoken-word On the back/left side, a Niger Wodaabe tribesman stands in full beauty-pageant costume considered to be a past master. He was material and tapes of old interviews. (similar to the trio in Klarwein’s 1961 painting “Annunciation,” which was used for the cover of Santana’s 1970 Abraxas). In the lower left corner, an African woman with a purple head cloth Haynes adds that he uses Logic in a varialways reinventing himself.” and many rings in her ear looks away. In the midst of all these elements, and spanning the Some critics may look at the lineup ety of ways, including as a drummer. He album’s fold, a lush, sensuous pink blossom seems to have swooped down from the heavens of Bitches Brew Revisited and scoff at points out that there were often two and and leaves a glowing contrail. The whole is the inclusion of a turntablist, DJ Logic. sometimes three drummers indefinably sensuous and mystical at once. From a purely historical perspective, playing simultaneously on the Klarwein, was born in Germany and immigrated with his architect father and they may have a point. Davis didn’t use record. opera-singer mother to Palestine. He later “Miles was a painter,” says a DJ. Turntablism didn’t really emerge Jess Graham’s moved with his mother to France, where until almost a decade after Bitches Brew Logic. He is not the first to winning entry he studied with such artists as Fernand draw that comparison. Duke was recorded. Léger and Ernst Fuchs. In adulthood, he moved to New York and befriended the However, as Morgenstern reiterates, Ellington once famously relikes of Andy Warhol and Timothy Leary. Davis’ record was a landmark for reasons ferred to Davis as “the Picasso He also kept a home in Majorca, Spain, beyond its genre-crossing compositions. of jazz.” “He wanted to try difand traveled widely. As a result, Klarwein ferent colors,” Logic continues. It is widely credited as one of the first spoke six languages and maintained “jazz” albums to take advantage of the “And he basically came up with, a pool of friends that literally spanned the planet. Though he never became a recording studio as an instrument. Its well, a brew.” household name, his work is still highly “It was a sea change,” says pieces were constructed, deconstructed, regarded and collectible. His surrealistic then reconstructed in the studio, and Morgenstern. “Jazz is sort of “brew” lives on. owe as much to the compositional an all-inclusive term. And one The artwork of Jess Graham and the talents of Davis and bandmates Wayne of the things that happened other nine finalists will be displayed at the Bitches Brew Revisited show on Shorter and Joe Zawinul — the latter with Bitches Brew … was that it June 3, and throughout the Jazz Fest in changed the parameters of what also composed songs for the album — various locations.

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t takes Anthony Seidita and me 50 minutes and 17 seconds to hike up Snake Mountain. Not bad, considering our laid-back pace — he occasionally pauses to swipe away the blackflies, pick up after his Belgian sheepdog, Bella, or admire the trilliums. But then, it’s less than two miles to the top of Snake. The Scarpa-booted Seidita will have to pick up speed for his next peak-bagging adventure: climbing to the tops of Mount Marcy, Mount Mansfield and Mount Washington in under 24 hours. That’s three summits in three states. It’s a thigh-burning, joint-jarring fundraiser for the American Diabetes Association that begins at midnight on June 25 — a challenge Seidita designed for himself and two friends. With a total of 30 miles of hiking and an elevation gain of 9275 feet, Seidita’s stunt may seem puny compared with, say, a 100-mile ultramarathon (which athletes have completed in less than 12 hours). But the Hike for Diabetes, as Seidita has dubbed it, is a unique challenge — even with the driving breaks to each trailhead — and it requires a unique training regimen. “It’s intense,” allows Seidita, 38. “But I’m having so much fun with it. If I’m sitting still, I’m doing something wrong.” Though Seidita now lives in a leafy Shelburne neighborhood with his wife, Zynnia, and their two young children, he grew up in not-so-woodsy Queens. “I didn’t know anything about nature,” he says during our hike up Snake. “I didn’t know about what kind of tree is that, I didn’t know about birds, I didn’t know about what goes on inside a lake.” In his twenties, on a whim, Seidita decided to check out Harriman State Park in upstate New York, which he had passed on trips to college in Buffalo. His and Zynnia’s regular weekend routine at that point, he says, involved clubbing until 6 a.m. “But I said, ‘Why don’t we go grab a backpack, throw some crap in it and see what this park is all about?’” recalls Seidita. “We found a beautiful rolling trail, and we didn’t see another person for eight hours. I don’t think ever, unless I’m sleeping, do I not see anybody for eight hours.” Hooked on hiking, the couple eventually ventured farther north to the Adirondacks, and in 2003 relocated from New York City to Burlington to be closer to the mountains. One by one, Seidita has picked off nearly every major peak — 45 of 46 — in the Adirondacks. Next winter, he aims to finish his quest

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to become one of about 500 “Winter 46ers” in the world. Hikers earn this title by climbing all of said summits between December 21 and March 21, braving cold, ice and snow. “These are crazy, balls-out, hardcore,

‘Wow-we-really-did-this’ mountain climbing trips,” says Seidita of some of his expeditions with New York buddies. That thrill is just part of hiking’s appeal, though, he explains. “I love the gear, I love the people you meet, I love

the nature, I love the physical aspect,” Seidita says. “You can’t be a wuss. You get tested, whether it’s the bugs, the heat, the cold. It’s the grittiness of it, and the lack of crowds. I just love being on top of a mountain, especially when you’ve worked hard to get there.” It helps that Seidita, who works full time in pharmaceutical sales, is also an exercise junkie. So when the idea of the Hike for Diabetes began to percolate in his mind last summer, he was already in top shape, not just from hiking but also from cycling, paddling and snowshoeing. (He took up snowboarding this winter.) Still, as trainers point out, prepping for the rigors of a tough hike is different from other athletic endeavors. “A hiking environment is unpredictable and requires more core strength,” says Peter Milhous, a personal trainer at Williston’s Synergy Fitness. “Highvolume training is important, because you are not training to bulk; you’re training for endurance.” Accordingly, Seidita — who works out two days per week sans personal trainer at Synergy — has dropped upperbody lifting from his regular routine. “As a guy, you want your arms to have those nice cuts,” he says. “But right now, I’m focusing on working the hell out of the legs.” On Fridays, that means an exhaustive series of such moves as squats, leg presses and hamstring curls, followed by a weekend of hiking or biking, and then an hour on Monday devoted to cardiovascular training with a jump rope, treadmill, rower and stairmill. Tuesdays and Thursdays involve more outdoor exercise, including racing with the Green Mountain Bicycle Club. Wednesdays are rest days. Whew. All good for going up, says Synergy co-owner Yuri Trump. But there’s also the going down, which concerns Seidita. “It’s harder on the joints and muscles,” he says and explains that, while he’s conditioned his body to weather the pounding, he’s still taking glucosamine and chondroitin supplements to help rebuild cartilage. (His toenails are already long gone.) There’s another twist. Seidita, who’ll be doing the Hike for Diabetes with two New Yorker friends, chose June 25 because it’s the closest Saturday to the summer solstice, with near-maximal daylight. But he’ll still be starting at midnight and ending in the dark, which means he could face hallucinations and other side effects of sleep deprivation.

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the Arts in Waitsfield in 2008, then moved it to Sheldon the following year. That site will mark its third such weekend fest this August. Last year, about 1000 people showed up, not including the musicians. “In Liberate, the yoga and music are intermingled,” explains Jane. “Yoga starts in the early morning; the music starts in the afternoon. When the bands break, we do more yoga in the tent; then there’s more music.” The days conclude with yet more yoga and dancing into the night around a campfire. “People like fire,” Jane observes. Why do yoga and music go so well together? Both represent a form of lib-

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newcomer. In addition, two Burlington women are launching a series of retreats that pair a couple of local passions: yoga and mountain biking. Do we smell a yoga-plus-something trend? In Vermont, Jane Jarecki Lanza and Ben Lanza, both 28, set a standard four years ago when they created Liberate Music & Yoga Festival. The three-day encampment at Sheldon — on 50 acres of land owned by Ben Lanza’s parents — is “an eco-friendly, intimate family festival celebrating music, yoga, consciousness and community,” explains Liberate’s website. In other words, you can do your asanas and shake your groove thing over a long weekend and throw in some meditation and healthy food for good measure. The concept came together when Jane, a Kripalu yoga teacher and cofounder of Laughing River Yoga in Burlington, and Ben, a mechanical engineer and concert producer, married and combined their interests. Under the umbrella of their own Eclectic Music Productions, they held their inaugural, one-day event at the Bundy Center for

eration, posits Jane: “The bands provide the music of surrendering, some experience of freedom. Yoga offers the same thing … it creates meaning, tapping into something greater.” Tying it all together, perhaps, are “philosophical discussions” with the likes of Prem Prakash, a teacher from the Green Mountain School of Yoga in Middlebury. This year’s theme, Jane says, is tantra — a concept encompassing

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the spiritual, ritualistic aspects of yoga. just stand around and stare at bands.” In Also expect soul movement, ecstatic addition, he notes, “We wanted someprana dance, kids’ yoga, hooping, tai thing beautiful, not a muddy pit.” Wanderlust has the chi, qi gong and elecsame basic formula as tronic soundtracks Liberate, but kicked from yoga-centric DJ up a notch: biggerHyFi. name acts and speakOn stage, the ers, glitzier venues, music tends toward and a correspondingly the “positive and higher ticket price. It uplifting,” Jane says. was a “great success” “We like to have in Tahoe, Hoess remusic from all over ports. “It turned out, the world.” After there are a lot of yogis the little ones go to JAN E JArE cki L ANzA, who were music fans.” sleep, the nighttime Lib ErAtE muSic He and Krasno party is more “tribal tweaked their model electronic,” she notes, “done in a way that’s fresh and original slightly, deciding to offer yoga by day and music by night instead of intermixand, in a sense, ancient.” ing the two. Last year, they debuted a his all sounds like good, clean one-day fest at the storied Fillmore in fun, so it’s not surprising that San Francisco — yoga in the club folsomeone else had the same idea. lowed by a concert. “That led us to ‘Why Wanderlust Festival was hatched don’t we take the one-day concept and in 2008 by Velour Recordings co- bring it on the road so people can get owners Sean Hoess and Jeff Krasno, used to it?’” Hoess says. and Krasno’s wife, Schuyler Grant, a And so they did, on both coasts. This yoga teacher. “Originally we wanted to year, Wanderlust will host a number of do one on the West Coast and the East one-day events around the country; a Coast,” says Hoess by phone from his second large fest in Tahoe; and their home in New York City, “but we started first “epic, 4-day yoga throwdown” at with one in Lake Tahoe — an easy drive Stratton Mountain in Vermont. The from points in California.” musical lineup at Stratton includes He says the concept came to them Michael Franti and Spearhead, Andrew because, after 11 years in the music busi- Bird, Krishna Das, and South African ness, “we got older, and other things in troubadour Vusi Mahlasela. A highlight life started to become more important.” of Wanderlust’s “speakeasy” series is Such as? “Attending an event where you best-selling author and body-mindleft charged and energized rather than healing guru Deepak Chopra. And exhausted and hungover,” Hoess says. the daytime yoga teachers, including “While we still love music, in our early forties as we are now, you don’t want to yogA plUs » p.31

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Hoess predicts Wanderlust’s fest in California will attract about 15,000 this year. For Stratton in its first year, he guesstimates “1500 yogis a day and a couple thousand music fans a night.” Separate tickets can be purchased for yoga and concert offerings, or packages for the whole deal. You might expect Jane Jarecki Lanza and Ben Lanza to resent Wanderlust’s arrival in Vermont. But, in a determinedly generous yogi spirit, Jane says, “I believe in abundance. I think the market can bear all of it.” In fact, she and fellow Laughing River cofounders Sofi Dillof and Emily Garrett will be among the teachers at Wanderlust. “It’s important to have ties to local communities,” acknowledges Hoess. “We’ll bring in farmers markets, too.”

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your insides — whether you’re sensitive to gluten, for instance, or have heavy metals in your organs or fungus tucked somewhere out of sight. (Ew.) Harris pinpoints these conditions through nutrition response testing, a branch of applied kinesiology. NRT operates on the premise that we are what we eat. Developed in the 1990s by chiropractor and nutritionist Freddie Ulan and his colleague Lester Bryman, it’s an unusual tool for diagnosing health imbalances and disease. NRT is based on the muscle testing of applied kinesiology, an alternative therapy created by George Goodheart in

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On May 18, 2011, Town Meadow, LLC filed application #4C1180-4B for a project generally described as

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The increase in size of previously-permitted Building D from 17,575 sf. to 18,730 sf., with no changes to the units. The Project includes a modified access ramp to the underground parking garage. The project is located at 17 Carmichael Street in the Town of Essex, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Thursday, June 16, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues

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Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 23rd day of May, 2011. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On May 19, 2011, Champlain Housing Trust, Inc. filed application #4C1248 for a project generally described as The conversion of a 2 1/2 story building from four apartments to a group home consisting of 14 single bedrooms, one double bedroom, and one kitchen. The project is located at 322 St. Paul Street in the City of Burlington, Vermont.

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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Burlington Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

No hearing will be held unless, on or before Wednesday, June 15, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by Wednesday, June 15, 2011. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 25th day of May, 2011. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On May 19, 2011, the Town of Shelburne filed

application #4C1247 for a project generally described as The installation of a 90’ tall emergency communications tower (80’ monopole with 10’ whip antenna on top) and a 10’ x 12’ building to house communications equipment. The Project will replace an existing tower at the Town library and is located on Town property adjacent to an existing water storage tank at 20 Green Hills Drive in the Town of Shelburne, Vermont. The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Shelburne Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above. No hearing will be held unless, on or before Friday, June 17, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing. Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation,

sevendaysvt.com/classifieds please notify us by Friday, June 17, 2011. Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5). Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 26th day of May, 2011. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION 10 V.S.A., SECTIONS 6001 - 6092 On May 23, 2011, The Brown Ledge Foundation, Inc. filed application # 4C1073-6 for a project generally described as

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 26th day of May, 2011. By /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan Natural Resources Board District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 T/ 802-879-5662 E/ stephanie. monaghan@state.vt.us PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE

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a) ZA-11-09 – Shared-use parking district expansion - The proposed amendment is a modification to Map 8.1.3-1 to include the E-LM district expansion (approved in ZA-11-06) in the Shared Use Parking District. (2) The proposed amendments in their entirety affect the City of Burlington as a whole. (3) The proposed amendments affect the following sections of the Comprehensive Development Ordinance: See references in #1 above. The full text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www.ci.burlington.vt.us/ planning. STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S1366-09 Cnc Nationstar Mortgage LLC, f/k/a Centex Home Equity Company, LLC, Plaintiff v. Michael J. Barrett, Holly Barrett and Occupants residing at 26 Cortland Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Nationstar Mortgage LLC, f/k/a Centex Home

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PUBLIC NOTICE The State of Vermont, Agency of Natural Resources, Dept. of Environmental Conservation, Waste Management Division, has issued a Hazardous Waste Emergency Permit No. DEC-HW-EP-11-03 to: Chittenden Solid Waste District, 1011 Airport Parkway, South Burlington Vermont. ENPRO Services of Vermont Inc. along with Chemcept Inc. will conduct the treatment of these wastes under an approved work plan. The Emergency Permit is issued for the purpose of allowing on-site treatment of: Description Quantity Hazard Designation Tetrahydrofuran 1 Peroxide Former Nitrate based film 1 Shock Sensitive

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The Permit also covers the field characterization of several containers of unknown chemicals. After treatment, and or field characterization, the containers shall be packaged and transported to a permitted off-site hazardous waste facility for disposal. The Emergency Permit is effective as of May 25, 2011 and will expire on August 25, 2011. Any questions or requests for further information may be directed to Marc Roy of the Department of Environmental Conservation, Waste Management Division, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, VT 05671-0404 telephone (802) 241-3874, fax (802) 241-3296, email marc.roy@state.vt.us. Equity Company, LLC to 108 4t-stateofvermont060111.indd 1 feet. Michael J. Barrett dated January 19, 2006 and Terms of Sale: recorded in Volume 761, $10,000.00 to be paid in Page 187 of the Land cash or cashier’s check Records of the Town by purchaser at the time of South Burlington, of of sale, with the balance which mortgage the due at closing. . The sale undersigned is the presis subject to taxes due ent holder, for breach of and owing to the Town the conditions of said of South Burlington. mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing The mortgagor is the same will be sold at entitled to redeem the Public Auction at 8:00 premises at any time A.M. on June 21, 2011, prior to the sale by at 26 Cortland Avenue, paying the full amount South Burlington, due under the mortgage, Vermont all and singular including the costs and the premises described expenses of the sale. in said mortgage: Other terms to be To Wit: announced at the A certain piece of land in sale or inquire at Lobe South Burlington in the & Fortin, 30 Kimball County of Chittenden Ave., Ste. 306, South and State of Vermont, Burlington, VT 05403, described as follows; viz: 802 660-9000. Being a lot of land with all buildings thereon located on the northerly side of Cortland Avenue and being all of Lot No. 502 as laid out on a plan of Twin Orchards Park, Richard F. Hayden, Owner, 2nd Revision, dated November 1954 of record in Volume 11, Page 270 of said land records. Said lot has frontage and uniform width of 70 feet and a uniform depth of

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 19th day of May, 2011. Nationstar Mortgage LLC, By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403

STATE OF VERMONT CHITTENDEN COUNTY, SS. IN RE: A.R. AND A.R Vermont Family Court Chittenden County Docket Nos. 400/40110-08 Cnjv NOTICE OF HEARING TO: Fermell Robinson, mother of A.R. AND A.R. The State of Vermont has filed a petition to terminate your residual parental rights to A.R. AND A.R. You are hereby notified that a hearing to consider the termination of all residual parental rights to A.R. AND A.R will be held on June 16, 2011 at 1:00 P.M., at the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Family Division, 32 Cherry Street, Burlington, Vermont. You are notified to appear in connection with this case. Failure to appear at this hearing will result in the termination of any rights you may have to A.R. AND A.R. The State is represented by the Attorney General’s Office, 103 South Main Street, Waterbury, Vermont 05602-0602. Other parties include A.R. and A.R and Andre Wise.

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S344-10 Cnc Wells Fargo Bank, NA, Plaintiff v. Lynne S. Berry, David T. Berry, Countrywide Home Loans, Inc. and Occupants residing at 8 Abare Avenue, Essex, Vermont, Defendants

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Inc. as nominee for Webster Bank, National Association to Wells Fargo Bank, NA by an instrument dated March 11, 2010 and recorded on March 25, 2010 in Volume 809, Page 106 of the Land Records of the Town of Essex, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 9:00 A.M. on June 28, 2011, at 8 Abare Avenue, Essex, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to David J. Berry and Lynne S. Berry by Warranty Deed of Vermont Residential Services, LLC dated February 15, 2005 and recorded March 7, 2005 in Volume 641, Page 424 of the Town of Essex Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. . The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Essex. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, (802) 660-9000. DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 27th day of May, 2011. Wells Fargo Bank, NA By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT Chittenden Unit CIVIL DIVISION Docket No. S0055-09 Cnc

NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Lynne S. Berry to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc. as nominee for Webster Bank, National Association dated February 28, 2005 and recorded in Volume 641, Page 427, and assigned from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems,

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The District 4 Environmental Commission will review this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission located at 110 West Canal Street, Suite 202, Winooski, and the office listed below. The application and proposed permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the case number above.

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public hearing by the Burlington City Council to hear comments on the following proposed amendments to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance (CDO). The public hearing will take place on June 20, 2011 beginning at 7:00 p.m. in Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, 149 Church Street in Burlington, VT.

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The construction of a ±765 sf addition to the existing ±492 sf Annex building. The project includes the conversion of ±2,112 sf of gravel drive to ground cover and bark mulch. The project is located within the Brown Ledge Camp property at 71 Brown Ledge Road in the Town of Colchester, Vermont.

21, 2011, a party notifies the District Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request shall be in writing to the address below, shall state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the District Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

DATED at South Burlington, Vermont this 26 day of May, 2011. RBS Citizens, N.A.

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By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Carol G. Swearingen to Charter One Bank, N.A. dated June 30, 2004 and recorded in Volume 150, Page 459, of the Land Records of the Town of Charlotte, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on June 28, 2011, at 169 Mount Philo, Charlotte, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises as conveyed to Robert G. Swearingen in and Carol C. Swearingen by Warranty Deed of Jonna Robinson dated September 18, 1998 of record in Volume 101, Page 17 of the Town of Charlotte Land Records. Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase to be provided at the time of sale . The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Charlotte. The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Lobe & Fortin, 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306, South Burlington, VT 05403, (802) 660-9000.

By: Joshua B. Lobe, Esq. Lobe & Fortin, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 306 South Burlington, VT 05403 The contents of storage unit(s) 01-01446 located at 28 Adams Dr, Williston, VT 05495, will be sold on the 06/09/11 of the month of June, 2011 to satisfy the debt of Jerry Fisher. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur. This is not a public auction REQUEST FOR BIDS Used School Buses 1997 Amtran 84 passenger bus Vin# 1HVBJABN2WA081259 rear diesel engine air brakes and door auto transmission 163327 miles 8812 hours 1997 Thomas Safetyliner 84 passenger Vin# 1T88T4B24V1150242 front diesel engine air brakes and door auto transmission 133896 miles 1998 Chevy G3500 mini bus Vin#1GBHG31FXW10 89215 20 passenger diesel engine auto transmission p/s p/b Blue Bird body 255626 miles CSSU reserves the right to reject any and all bids For further details regarding these buses, please contact the Chittenden South Supervisory Union Maintenance Center at 482-7122. Submit sealed bids, post marked no later than June 23rd, 2011 to: Send Sealed Bids To: Chittenden South Supervisory Union Attn: Tammy Anthony 5420 Shelburne Road, Suite 300 Shelburne, Vermont 05482

support groups DON’T SEE A SUPPORT group here that meets your needs? Call Vermont 2-1-1, a program of United Way of Vermont. Within Vermont, dial 2-1-1 or 866-652-4636 (toll free) or from outside of Vermont, 802-652-4636, 24/7. NAMI CONNECTION (National Alliance on Mental Illness) NAMI Connection Recovery Support Group for individuals living with mental illnesses. BENNINGTON: Every Tuesday, 1-2:30 p.m., United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St., CTR Center (Community Rehabilitation and Treatment). BURLINGTON: Every Thursday, 4-5:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Episcopal Cathedral, 2 Cherry Street (enter from parking lot). Every Sunday, 4:45-6:15 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 152 Pearl St. (basement classroom). HARTFORD: 2nd and 4th Friday 4-5:30 p.m., Hartford Library. Call Barbara Austin, 802-457-1512.

MONTPELIER: 1st and 3rd Thursdays, 6-7:30 p.m., Kellogg-Hubbard Library, East Montpelier Room (basement). NEWPORT: Call Phil if interested, 802-7542649. RUTLAND: Every Monday, 7-8:30 p.m., Wellness Center, Rutland Mental Health, 78 South Main St. SPRINGFIELD: 2nd & 4th Mondays, 12:30-2 p.m., Health Care and Rehabilitation Servies, 390 River St. ST. JOHNSBURY: Every Thrusday, 6:30-8 p.m., Universalist Unitarian Church, 47 Cherry St. If you would like a group in your area, would like to be trained as a facilitator, be a Champion for a group in your area or have questions about our groups please contact Tammy at 1-800-639-6480 or email us at connectionvt@myfairpoint.net AMERICAN CANCER SOCIETY LOOK GOOD... FEEL BETTER PROGRAM Wednesday, June 8, 3-4:30 p.m. American Cancer Society Hope Ledge, Lois McClure — Bee Tabakin Building, 237 East Ave., Burlington. Register: 802-658-0649. Look Good... Feel Better is a free program that teaches female cancer patients beauty techniques to help restore their appearance and help them feel good about the way they

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look during chemotherapy and radiation treatments. Volunteer cosmetologists teach women about make-up techniques, skincare and options related to hair loss. DIGESTIVE SUPPORT GROUP Join this open support group, hosted by Carrie Shamel, and gain information regarding digestive disorders. If you suffer from any kind of digestive disorder or discomfort this is the place for you! Open to all. Meets the first Monday of every month at 6 p.m. in the Healthy Living Learning Center. For more information contact Carrie Shamel at carrie.shamel@gmail. com. www.llleus.org/ state/vermont/html. LGBTQ GRIEF AND LOSS GROUP This RU12? social-support group is open to all who have lost a loved one, through death or separation. Whether your loss is recent or from the past, please join us to share thoughts, feelings, strengths, and coping skills in a safe and supportive environment. This group will meet three times this summer: June 7, July 11, August 2 at RU12? from 6-7:30 p.m. Info: 802-860-7812.

CHITTENDEN FAMILIES TOGETHER MEETING Save Friday, June 24th! FT Family BBW/Pizza at Whittle House, Williston, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Focus of the group is on concerns of families with high school youth and adults who have developmental disabilities. No RSVP. Info: Jan Hancock, 876-5315 ext. 215, jan. hancock@vtfn.org. EATING DISORDERS SUPPORT GROUP This is a therapist-facilitated, drop-in support group for women with eating disorders. Women over 18 only please. This group will be held every other Wednesday from 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., Suite 204, So. Burlington. 802-6589440. Upcoming dates: 6/1, 6/15, 6/29. CELIAC AND GLUTEN-FREE GROUP Every 2nd Wednesay, 4:30-6 p.m. at Central VT Medical Center Conference Room #3. Free and open to the public! To learn more, contact Lisa at 802598-9206 or lisamase@ gmail.com.

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The Community Justice Network of Vermont (CJNVT) is seeking an organized and efficient staff person to fill a newly established Coordinator position. As the Network’s Coordinator, you will be working with a statewide organization that is dedicated to the growth of restorative services across Vermont. In addition to providing direct support to the network and committees, you will also take a leadership role in the organizing and implementation of Network-sponsored events.

in Essex, Williston, Milton and soon-to-be South Burlington locations. Must have experience, education and a sense of humor! Pay based on education and experience. Contact Krista at krista@leapsvt.com.

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This position is part time with a competitive salary. For a full job description, visit www.cjnvt.org./news. To apply, send a cover letter, resume, and three references by Friday, June 10, to: Janelle Gilbert, Director Winooski Community Justice Center 27 Allen St., Winooski, VT 05404 or email to jgilbert@winooskipolice.com.

Development and Marketing Assistant The Stern Center for Language and Learning is looking for a dynamic individual to grow with us as we bring our work to a national and global scale.

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This is a full-time, 40-hours-a-week position. Salary range: $10 to $14 per hour. To apply, send cover letter and resume to Bo Finnegan, HR Manager, Stern Center for Language and Learning, 135 Allen brook Lane, Williston, VT 05495. Fax: (802) 878-0230, email: bfinnegan@sterncenter.org. (emailed applications are preferred.)

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Four Seasons, a well-established nonprofit early education center, is looking for a qualified Executive Director. The position is permanent, full time, and reports to a board of directors. The center serves up to about 40 children, infants through five-year olds, yearround and emphasizes nature and play-based learning. The Director will supervise a staff of about 15, and have overall responsibility for implementing curriculum and programming, regulatory 10:41 AM compliance (e.g. STARs), finance and development and all other supervisory aspects of maintaining the center. Qualified candidates will preferably have a master’s degree in early ed or related directorial experience, familiarity with nonprofits and community building, a track record working creatively and positively with young children, a successful grant-writing/development history, a strong ability to manage smallbusiness finances, an ability to maintain positive and professional interpersonal skills in a close-knit environment, a general positive attitude, sense of humor and a highly motivated personality.

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Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors in their homes, is seeking friendly, cheerful, and dependable people. CAREGivers assist seniors with companionship, light housekeeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, and more. Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: Daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy lifting.

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Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking applicants for two time-limited, grant-funded positions to play key roles in the statewide expansion of the Support and Services at Home (SASH) model. SASH is part of Vermont’s health care reform model, Blueprint for Health, and brings a care partnership together to support aging at home. CSC needs two highly motivated and goaloriented individuals to help share the success of this model in housing communities throughout the state.

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VPIRG, Vermont’s largest environmental and consumer advocacy group, is looking for a tech-savvy data master who wants to apply skills and strategic sense to manage the member and activist information that powers its public interest campaigns. Working with the Executive Director, the Health Information The right person is a mission-driven activist with the right blend of Technology Coordinator will maximize SASH’s capacity to support the Blueprint’s health improvement and cost reduction outcomes by technical skills and passion for progressive causes — an architect fully integrating SASH into Vermont’s electronic health information of databases, innovator with online tools, super list segmenter, infrastructure. He/she will support up to 112 SASH housing sites and and analytics guru who understands that data drive successful six Designated Regional Housing Organizations. He/she will identify political movements and cutting-edge campaigns. hardware and software needs for SASH sites, provide technical training, determine security measures, and establish SASH interfaces The IM will manage our databases, drive our creative use 2v-OutdoorLandscape-060111.indd 1 5/30/11 2:55:18 PM to a statewide data registry and clinical tracking system. Must possess of technology and inspire a data-driven organizing culture a bachelor’s degree in Information Technology, Business, Public at VPIRG. You will develop and implement an information Health, or related degree and at least five years of progressively management plan that powers all aspects of our work — from responsible experience in the areas of public health promotion and grassroots and online organizing to fundraising and membership prevention and project management experience in health information development. Position designed to grow your range of skills from technology. Must be proficient in MSOffice, particularly MS Access database management to GIS applications to online and mobile and MS Project or comparable project management software. Familiarity with various EMR/EHR and practice management products. tools to social media innovations. Must have excellent verbal and written communication skills with the Must have three to ﬁve years relevant professional experience Grand Isle, Vermont ability to provide technical training to varying levels of computer users. that demonstrates aptitude for database/information architecture, Must possess good customer service, analytical and problem-solving complex query building and analytics. Experience with skills and the ability to work independently and as part of a team. New England Interstate Water Pollution Control Commission DonorPerfect, Salsa, ArcGIS and/or Drupal (or similar platforms) is seeking a Technical a plus. Associate to join the Lake Competitive salary; employer-paid health, dental and disability Champlain Basin Program team insurance; employer-matching IRA; six weeks’ annual leave. to work with our Vermont, New Submit cover letter and resume via email only to York and Québec partners to He/she will assist the Executive Director and SASH Program colleen@vpirg.org. EOE. No phone calls. address environmental issues Manager with all aspects of the implementation of SASH statewide, in the Lake Champlain Basin. Unemployment Unemployment Unemployment Unemployment Unemployment Unemployment Tax Tax Auditor Tax Auditor Tax Auditor Tax Tax Auditor Auditor Auditor Full job description at: www.vpirg.org. MakeMake more Make more than Make more than aMake living. Make more than a available living. more more than a living. than than a living. aaliving. living. regionally and at Cathedral Square housing communities. He/she

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will assist in the development of training programs and educational materials, provide presentations, identify and apply for grants, assist in resident enrollment, track SASH budgets and payment of invoices, and support the design and implementation of the SASH volunteer program. Must possess a bachelor’s degree in public administration, public health, social work or related field. Must have at least a three year track record as a self-starter who enjoys taking on a challenge. Experience in public policy or program implementation involving low-income persons, the elderly or persons with disabilities is a plus. Must be a team player who enjoys multitasking. Must have excellent written and verbal communication skills and good problem-solving skills. Knowledge of long-term care delivery, affordable housing and health care reform a plus.

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Client Service Department PayData Payroll Services Inc. is looking for an additional team member. If you are goal oriented and have a strong work ethic and a desire to achieve knowledge and make a difference, PayData wants to meet you! We currently have an opening in our Client Service Department. Our Client Service Representatives produce payrolls for clients utilizing various import methods including data entry. In addition, our Client Service Representatives work closely with our clients to maintain the company and employee databases to ensure accurate payroll processing.

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Established in 1903, growing drug chain seeks cashiers, stock clerks, pharmacy clerks and pharmacy technicians for part-time positions. Opportunity for advancement. Experience helpful, but not required. Supervisory positions possible based on experience.

EOE - People with disabilities, women and minorities encouraged to apply.

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Cashiers, Stock Clerks, Pharmacy Clerks and Pharmacy Technicians

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Executive Director

Dismas of Vermont, Inc. (DOV)

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SUMMER JOBS

Dismas Of Vermont, Inc

The Executive Director is the Chief Executive Officer of Dismas of Vermont, Inc., a private nonprofit organization that provides transitional housing and support services for former prisoners moving back into society. The Executive Director reports to the DOV Executive Committee of the Board of Directors and is responsible for the organization’s consistent achievement of its mission and financial objectives. Responsibilities include but are not limited to the ongoing supervision of house directors, support to the Executive Committee and Board of Directors, fundraising, maintenance of institutional relations, and program expansion.

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Work with VPIRG for a clean energy future. Career opportunities and benefits available.

www.jobsthatmatter.org Call Steve at 802-861-3158.

To apply, send a letter of interest with resume before June 17, 2011, to searchcommittee@dismasofvermont.org. Phone calls will not be accepted. Information about Dismas of Vermont is available at www.dismasofvermont.org.

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Technical Marketing Writer Field Service Engineer Q.A. Engineer Web Application Developers lication User Interface Designer

with VPIRG

The ideal candidate will have excellent oral and written communication skills; demonstrated commitment to leading and developing a nonprofit organization; knowledge of the principles and practices of financial management and budgeting; ability to lead, supervise, train, motivate and evaluate staff in an effective and collegial manner; capacity to forge positive and effective relationships with leaders of public and private agencies and persons in the general public; ability to analyze and use program data to draw conclusions and to make appropriate recommendations for program development and revision; organizational skills that include the ability to maintain clear and accurate records; and experience writing reports and 2V-VPIRG-051111.indd briefing boards and other constituents. Candidates should have at least five years of full-time or equivalent part-time supervisory or managerial experience in public or private administration. Salary competitive with similar opportunities. Dismas of Vermont, Inc. is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Draker supplies turnkey technology solutions to commercial and utility-scale solar photovoltaic (PV) power providers that improve the efﬁciency and proﬁtability of their systems. Our leading-edge hardware and software and professional services have earned us a reputation as the premier solar monitoring provider in North America. As a result of our rapid growth, we have immediate openings for talented individuals with a passion for renewable energy and innovative technology to help us develop and market the next generation of solar PV monitoring solutions.

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Draker’s headquarters offer a comfortable work environment in a beautifully renovated, historic building with easy access to the lake, bike trails, restaurants, shops and other local attractions that have earned Burlington, Vt., a reputation as the healthiest and most livable city in the U.S. We understand the need to balance work with personal time and offer a well-rounded beneﬁts and compensation package. Please visit us at www.drakerlabs.com/ company/jobs.

Substitute Community Inclusion Facilitator

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Would you like to make a difference in someone’s life and make your own schedule?

Then you’ll love this summer job!

our humane education camp for kids ages 7–12. Five one-week sessions beginning Monday, July 11, through Friday, August 12, totaling approximately 125 hours. Availability for all sessions preferred. Finalists must consent to a criminal background check. Generous wage offered. Applications must be received no later than Monday, June 6. Please send a cover letter and resume to: Camp Paw Paw Counselor Humane Society of Chittenden County 142 Kindness Court So. Burlington, VT 05403 Or via email to bestfriends@chittendenhumane.org, with “Camp Counselor” in the subject line. No phone calls, please!

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Accounting MAnAger

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COTS is seeking an Accounting Manager for a six-month contract position.

We’re looking for

Two Counselors for Camp Paw Paw

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Support individuals with developmental disabilities in a one-on-one setting while enjoying your community to its fullest. Enjoy a flexible position while making a positive impact in your community by sending your cover letter and resume to Karen Ciechanowicz at staff@ccs-vt.org.

Champlain Community Services

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The Accounting Manager is responsible for general record keeping and accounting, including but not limited to administering accounts payable and check processing, managing general ledger; applying accounting principles and ensuring adherence to GAAP; billing, reporting, and collecting of all government and private contracts and grants, in coordination with Grants Manager and Program Director; working with the Director of Operations to coordinate the annual independent audit; preparing monthly and annual financial statements; ensuring all financial reporting deadlines are met; processing and administering employee payroll and benefits. The successful candidate will bring commitment to our mission along with a bachelor’s degree in accounting or business with three to five years accounting experience, preferably with experience in nonprofit accounting. Excellent organization, planning and analysis skills, and strong, clear communication skills required as well as experience with Paychex, QuickBooks or similar accounting and payroll software, MS Excel and excellent computer skills. To receive best consideration, submit your resume, cover letter, salary requirements and availability by June 10 to jobs@cotsonline.org. Please, no phone calls. Electronic applications preferred.

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Branch Manager

Office Manager/ Bookkeeper

Job De s crip t ion Vermont Federal credit Union is seeking a full-time branch Manager.

this candidate will be responsible for administering all daily operations of assigned branch office(s), which includes supervising, scheduling, coaching, recruitment and administering performance evaluations for branch staff. in addition, this candidate will promote and model consultative sales and service culture and is responsible for meeting or exceeding assigned branch deposit and loan goals, as well as ensuring that established policies and procedures are consistently followed and that members and prospective members are promptly and professionally served. the qualified individual will also be held accountable for ensuring that branch staff successfully build and maintain member relationships by actively uncovering members’ financial needs and offering solutions to meet those needs. this candidate must be able to handle all functions of the branch office. Lastly, involvement in the community in which the branch office is located is required.

CERF+ (Craft Emergency Relief Fund + Artists’ Emergency Resources), a national artists’ service organization located in Montpelier, Vt., seeks a dynamic Office Manager/Bookkeeper to oversee an active office of six. This organized professional will manage the office; provide administrative support to other staff and bookkeeping. Qualified applicants should possess strong organizational, planning, and administrative skills. The applicant should be self-motivated and detail oriented. Strong oral and written communication skills are required, as is knowledge of and interest in bookkeeping. Interest in craft and art a plus. Knowledge of Access data bases, MS Office Suite, and QuickBooks is a must. The position will be open until filled. Salary is competitive and commensurate with experience. Excellent benefits package. Detailed job description available by request to info@ craftemergency.org or 802-229-2306. The position will be open until filled.

Job r e qUire M e n t s two to five years of similar or related experience. A significant level of trust and diplomacy is required, in addition to normal courtesy and tact. Work involves extensive personal contact with others and is usually of a personal or sensitive nature. this work may also involve motivating or influencing others. outside contacts become important and fostering sound relationships with other entities (companies and individuals) becomes necessary. Additional skills include proficiency with general office equipment and computers/software.

Please send resume; letter of interest; and the names, addresses, and phone numbers of three references to:

eDU c At ion r e qU i r e M e n t s A four-year college degree or completion of a specialized

course of study at a business or trade school.

Director of Administration CERF+ PO Box 838, Montpelier, VT 05601 www.craftemergency.org

bene F it s We offer competitive pay and great benefits including medical, dental, life and

disability insurance, a 401(k) plan, paid holidays, paid time off, and tuition assistance.

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Member Business Loan Officer

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Job De s crip t ion Vermont Federal credit Union is seeking to fill a Member business Loan

officer position. the successful candidate will promote small-business development through member inquiries, and gather background information on members applying for business loans by interviewing applicants and being active in the community. this position will also complete preliminary analysis and execution of loan requests according to applicable underwriting guidelines, calculate debt coverage ratios on loan applicants, and ensure that sound analysis and lending procedures are followed and are in compliance with the business lending policy. Additionally, this position includes cross selling other business products, conducting and coordinating loan closing, and other duties as assigned.

SOLAR COMMUNITY ORGANIZER THE PROGRAM A LOT of people have wanted to get their energy from the sun, but just couldn’t figure it out on their own. Now VPIRG Energy has pulled together the right solar installer, equipment, government incentives and discounted financing into a package that’s easy and, thanks to the discounts we’ve negotiated, incredibly affordable. We are working community by community to educate homeowners about the benefits of solar energy, and the results have shown we can increase solar installations by over 300% in just a few months.

this candidate will also be responsible for handling member loan relationships including but not limited to the presentation of the credit to the business Loan committee, development of the credit memo, handling of the loan closings, and coordinating a fully documented loan file and annual credit review. Job r e qUire M e n t s Five to ten years of similar or related experience. strong knowledge

of business loan and deposit products and sales skills. proficiency with Microsoft Word, excel, outlook and credit analysis skills a plus. Must be available some evening and weekends. smallbusiness administration experience preferred.

eDU c At ion r e qU i r e M e n t s college degree.

THE JOB We need an organizer — someone who understands how communities are driven by relationships and who can work within that fabric to make change happen. This is a fun job, where you will help create and run local campaigns to increase solar adoption through classic grassroots organizing and afﬁnity marketing techniques. You’ll be the public face of this Solar Communities program and will need to be excited to embrace lots of public exposure as well as detailed data management in the ofﬁce.

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Human resources, p.o. box 407, burlington, Vt 05402-0407 Fax: 802-658-9629 email: hr@vermontfederal.org Ve r mo nt Fe d e ra l C r e d i t U n i o n i s a n Eq ua l Op p ort uni t y Emp l oyer.

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Cathedral Square Corporation

Cathedral Square Corporation, a nonprofit organization providing housing and services to seniors throughout Vermont, is seeking the following:

Part-time Cook Part-time Cook (25 hours per week) to prepare meals for our residents. Duties encompass all facets of kitchen operations including ordering, preparing, transporting, serving and cleaning up. Day and evening shifts available. CSC offers a competitive salary, excellent benefit package and friendly working environment. Mail resume or application to CSC, Human Resources, 412 Farrell St., Suite 100, So. Burlington, VT 05403, fax to 802-863-6661, or email to jobs@cathedralsquare.org. EOE

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Green Mountain Youth Symphony (GMYS) seeks a highly motivated individual with a passion for young people and the arts to serve as

Executive Director for this growing organization. The successful candidate must have excellent communication skills and the ability to increase visibility and support for the program. Experience in administration, management and fundraising. Half-time position with opportunity for growth. www.gmys-vt.org. Send letter of interest and CV to leah@gmys-vt.org.

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Research Assistant: Child Welfare and Youth Justice Practice Model Implementation and Practice Guidance Development

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Hunger Free Vermont, Vermont’s leading antihunger advocacy and education organization is hiring two full-time advocacy positions. Join a dynamic team of smart, creative, and professional advocates and educators while enjoying a culture that promotes professional development, a strong work/life balance, and the joy of sharing meals together!

Development Associate Hunger Free Vermont seeks a full-time development associate to assist in the development, implementation, and execution of the organization’s annual fundraising and marketing plan including: corporate/foundation grant writing, special events, prospect research, media outreach, and coordination of the annual Hike for Hunger. Special projects may also be assigned by program staff to provide design support on print materials and web content. Position requires excellent verbal and written communication skills, proficiency in all Microsoft applications, and working knowledge of database maintenance. Graphic design and website maintenance experience a plus. Good discretion and ability to coordinate priorities and handle confidential/sensitive information. Bachelor’s degree, one to three years experience required, and ability to work some evenings and weekend. Cover letter and resume accepted through June 15. Please send application to ADuncan@hungerfreevt.org or

The Northeast and Caribbean Implementation Center (NCIC), in partnership with the Vermont Department for Children and Families (DCF), Family Services Division, seeks a half-time Research Assistant for a 1.5+ year intensive implementation project.

Alida Duncan Hunger Free Vermont 38 Eastwood Dr., Suite 100 So. Burlington, VT 05403.

The project has three primary tasks:

• Design and implement practice guidance and policy from a newly adopted practice model focused on family engagement for children involved in the child welfare and juvenile justice systems. • Design and develop a data warehouse • Design and implement a continuous quality improvement and quality assurance system 5v-HungerFreeVT-060111.indd The Research Assistant will participate in the design, execution, and analysis of the evaluation activities associated with the project. The Research Assistant, a contract position with the NCIC at the University of Southern Maine’s Muskie School of Public Service, will be housed at Vermont’s DCF Family Services division and will report to the DCF Family Services Planning, Policy and Practice Manager and the University of Vermont Child Welfare Training Partnership.

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The NCIC is one of five Child Welfare Technical Assistance Implementation Centers established by the Children’s Bureau in October 2008. The NCIC facilitates communication and networking across public child welfare systems and provides resources for intensive implementation projects that improve the quality and effectiveness of child welfare services for children, youth and families. Knowledge & Experience • A master’s degree in a related human services field is preferred. • Knowledge of and experience in child welfare and/or juvenile justice case practice is instrumental to this position. • Four years of professional-level experience in a child or youth services program. • Self-motivated, organized, detail-oriented; able to take responsibility in meeting deadlines. • Familiarity with design, execution and evaluation of research projects, including conducting literature reviews, surveys, interviews and focus groups, and data integration and analysis. • Experience designing and maintaining online surveys and relational databases. • Ability to handle and protect confidential and sensitive data with integrity. • Experience with SPSS and/or Stata statistical software. • Must have strong written and verbal communication skills. • Must be able to travel to DCF Family Services sites across the state. This is a contract position; the compensation package includes a .5FTE salary in the range of $25,000, plus travel expenses. All taxes related to self-employment are the responsibility of the individual. Interested individuals can send resumes to Stacy Jolles, DCF Family Services, 103 South Main Street, Osgood 2, Waterbury, VT 05671. For inquiries, please call 802-241-4601 or email stacy. jolles@ahs.state.vt.us. Resumes will be accepted until June 24, 2011.

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Part-time Driver/Assistant needed to work with a visually impaired employee in the Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle county areas. 10-15 hours per week. Must have reliable vehicle, clean driving record and flexible schedule. Hourly rate plus mileage. Please call Laurie VasQuenza at 802-863-1358, ext. 211, for application or email resume to

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We’re Growing!

Dental Professional

High Mowing, a 100% certiﬁed organic farm and mail-order seed company, is looking for someone to grow with us in the position of:

Business Process and Project Manager

For a copy of the job description and more information, visit www.highmowingseeds.com/job-opportunities.html

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Help Vermonters pursue their education goals!

Senior Human Resources Analyst Job Code: SEV306

Experienced, energetic, multitasker for the position of "scheduling financial coordinator" in small, quality-focused dental practice. If you can schedule the perfect day, manage insurance and patient billing, manage accounts receivable, 12:14:06 PMset up financial arrangements with patients, and possess topnotch computer skills, you should apply! Leadership tendencies are encouraged. Eaglesoft experience a plus.

VSAC seeks a Human Resources professional to coordinate corporate recruitment efforts, assure legal compliance in the areas of benefits and employment, and support the wellness program. Will evaluate resumes, conduct phone screening, review job descriptions and work with department managers to recruit and hire.

A professional attitude and appearance are essential for this position. Must have a great smile and a sense of humor!

DENTAL HYGIENIST Four-day work week. Excellent

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Williston– part time or fill-in needed. Responsible for assuring legal compliance in area of benefits salary, and benefits. by conducting internal HR audits, conducting benefit and 1-2 days per week. Looking forOnly a highly serious, experienced applicants compensation surveys, and working with employee leaves, including skilled, quality focused person with will be considered. FMLA, Workers’ Compensation, and disability. excellent periodontal and communication skills. Please submit resume Plan and coordinate a variety of wellness offerings and educational to: greatdentalpeople We are seeking a Contract Analyst to develop, negotiate, and materials to encourage employees to adopt and Contemporary maintain healthy Dental Arts @gmail.com. behaviors and choices. monitor provider contracts for BlueCross BlueShield of VT. 75 Talcott Rd. Williston, VT 05495 The successful candidate will combine strong interpersonal and Must be knowledgeable about federal and statekathie957@hotmail.com laws governing communication skills, a background in financial analysis, and employment and benefits. Must be self-directed, organized, excellent writing skills. The Contract Analyst will administer and detail-oriented with strong problem solving and decision contracts to include the development of contract proposals and making skills. Looking for a flexible, team-oriented person with3v-ContempDental-060111.indd 1 5/30/11 12:05:13 PM Orange Center SChOOl/ strong written and oral communication skills. Must have strong language as well as negotiate contract terms. The position requires Wa S h i n g tO n V i l l ag e S C h O O l interpersonal skills with a proven ability to work effectively with all strong administrative, financial analysis, and organizational skills, levels of management.

CONTRACT ANALYST

Successful candidate will have a bachelor’s degree and 3-5 years Human Resources or related field experience. VSAC offers a dynamic work environment and competitive compensation. To learn more about these and other opportunities, visit our website at www.vsac.org. To be considered for any of our positions, please submit a resume and cover letter with Job Code SEV306 by June 7, 2011 to Director of Human Resources via email jobs@vsac.org, fax 654-3771, or mail. EOE.

VERMONT STUDENT ASSISTANCE CORPORATION

including the ability to function in a team environment, plan, and manage long-term projects. In-depth provider reimbursement or financial experience preferred. Qualified candidates will have a degree in business, health care or related field, and three to five years experience in health care administration or insurance.

Seeking an organized, highly motivated person to coordinate soccer and basketball programs. Part time. Stipend paid. Starting August 2011. Send cover letter and resume to:

PO Box 2000, Winooski, VT 05404 www.VSAC.org VSAC Job Info Line 654-376

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ATHLETIC COORDINATOR

Consider joining BLUE CROSS and BLUE SHIELD OF VERMONT. We offer competitive salaries, a complete benefits package, and a challenging work environment with opportunity for advancement. Submit your resume to hrapps@bcbsvt.com, or apply online at www.bcbsvt.com.

Tim Francke, Principal Orange Center School 357 Rte 302 East Barre, VT 05649

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The Center for an Agricultural Economy in Hardwick, VT , is seeking a

Full Charge Bookkeeper with office administrative experience. Associate’s degree or higher, three to five years experience preferably with a nonprofit, knowledge of QuickBooks, and attention to detail and accuracy a must. Fast-paced work environment.

Z Visit our website for full details and application instructions at hardwickagriculture.org. No calls, please.

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$15.50 base/appt, flex. sched.,customer sales/ service, training provided, conditions apply, all ages 17+. 802-264-9877 BEGIN ASAP!!

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Lamoille Community Connections is a designated provider of developmental and mental health services, now celebrating 40+ years of services to the Lamoille County community. We currently have the following opportunities available:

Recovery Care Coordinator

Are you looking for a rewarding career? Lamoille Community Connections is seeking local residents to join our team as a member of our new and exciting program, the Public Inebriate Program of Lamoille County known as ASAP(Alcohol Substance Abuse Program). We are seeking to fill the Recovery Care Coordinator, which is a part-time position (25 hours per week) that will refer program participants to the appropriate community providers ensuring continuity of care. The Recovery Care Coordinator will contact participants following release to coordinate services to ensure positive outcomes. The program will provide screenings, assessments and referrals for public inebriates. A minimum of three years of related experience such as law enforcement, corrections, military or substance-abuse counseling is preferred. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

Lamoille Community Connections has an immediate opening for a licensed LPN. This position coordinates medication monitoring but does not provide direct physical health services. The LPN will provide an array of services for people who experience symptoms of mental illness and need medication supports and crisis services. Schedule may include nights and weekends. LPN certification required. This is a part-time position (15-20 hours per week). Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

Lamoille Community Connections Children’s, Youth and Family program is seeking to fill the position of Therapeutic Case Manager. The Therapeutic Case Manager provides coordination of services for children and adolescents who have emotional / behavioral challenges in their home, school and community. The Therapeutic Case Manager provides proactive crisis planning/ problem solving and treatment planning. A minimum of 22 hours direct service time per week is spent providing case management or specialized rehabilitation services to an assigned caseload in the home, school or community. The ability to work a flexible schedule depending on family needs is required. Bachelor’s degree is required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

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Looking for enthusiastic and energetic 5/12/11 10:06 AM individuals to work in a fast-paced environment, preparing and serving meals to our residents on a per diem basis. If you are flexible, hardworking and fun, please apply. Rotating shifts — day, evening and weekend as needed. Apply online at Kindred.com or in person. EOE Starr Farm Nursing Center, 98 Starr Farm Rd., Burlington, VT 05408, (802) 658-6717.

Access Case Manager

Lamoille Community Connections Children’s, Youth and Family program is seeking to fill the position of Access Case Manager. The Access Case Manager provides coordinated services for children and adolescents who have emotional /behavioral challenges. These children have significant issues to contend with in their home, school and community. The Access Case manager will provide proactive crisis planning/crisis intervention/problem solving and treatment planning in a home, school, or community setting. The ability to work a flexible schedule depending on family needs is required. Bachelor’s degree required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661. or email to janem@lamoille.org.

Case Management Position

Lamoille Community Connections has an immediate opening for a case management position in our residential program. The job duties will include assistance with transitioning adult consumers into the community. The ideal candidate will have the ability to provide counseling and support services which includes: case management, outreach and supported employment. Working as a team member with residential staff as well as flexibility in scheduling is required. A bachelor’s degree in psychology or a related field is required. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org.

Copley House Care Worker

Lamoille Community Connections’ residential home Copley House, located in Morrisville, has an opening for a full-time, 40-hour-per-week position. This person will work as a member of the Copley House Team to ensure safety for all residents. Responsibilities include: establishing/maintaining a caring, respectful therapeutic atmosphere, implementing treatment plans and maintaining books/charts and building to meet standards for licensing and funding. This position requires the ability to work a flexible schedule that includes overnights and weekends. Send your resume to Director of Human Resources, LCC, 72 Harrel St., Morrisville, VT 05661, or email to janem@lamoille.org. An Equal Opportunity Employer

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Director — comprehensive care Senior leadership opportunity within children’s mental health system for a seasoned clinical manager to direct a program serving 30+ children and youth in residential and foster care. Work with a leadership team in a large continuum of 24-hour-care programming that is familycentered and trauma-focused to bring it to the next level of excellence. Responsibilities include program development, management of a $2.8 million budget, oversight of 45-50 staff, contract management, extensive PR with stakeholders and funding sources, compliance with legal and regulatory requirements and quality assurance. Master’s degree and VT licensure in a mental health discipline, five years’ experience working with children and families, esp. within higher levels of care, three years’ experience in program management/supervision. Applicants must demonstrate a strong clinical background, proven leadership skills, and a genuine commitment to and passion for 24-hour-care. interventionist — inclusion (2 positions) We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to join our team of professionals. Interventionists will develop therapeutic, mentoring relationships with students struggling to find success in public school due to academic, social-emotional and behavioral challenges. This position requires individuals to be comfortable with the management of aggressive behavior. Full benefits. Bachelor’s degree required. Driving required.

Administrative Assistant, Assembly, Bindery, Call Center Representatives, Finance (A/R, A/P), Forklift Drivers, General Labor, Insurance Agent, Machine Operators, Mechanics, Packaging, Production

We are seeking a skilled and motivated individual to work with a developmentally delayed adolescent within a public middle school setting. Interventionist will implement school-based services integrating ABA techniques, skill acquisition and behavior reduction procedures, utilizing augmentative communication and recording data, as well as managing aggressive behaviors and providing toileting assistance. The successful candidate should have good communication skills, mental health experience, and preferably some crisis experience. Full benefits. Bachelor’s degree required. Driving required.

developmental ServiCeS Developmental Services provides innovative supports to people with Developmental Disabilities and or autism spectrum Disorders. Please contact the Developmental Services Staff Recruiter, Sue Smithson, at 802-488-6533 to learn more. specializeD community support Worker 21-year-old Burlington man who enjoys golf, playing drums, fishing, snowshoeing and making pottery, and is working on independent living skills, needs 15 hours of afternoon support. Focus of the work will be on maintaining a healthy lifestyle including meal planning and exercise. Ideal candidate is a guy with human service experience who enjoys similar interests. Hours are 3-6 p.m., Monday thru Friday.

These positions are a mix of temp, temp to hire, and short and long term. $9-$18/hr.

specializeD community support Worker Very active and energetic 6-year-old boy needs 10 afternoon hours of support in Shelburne. This guy loves swimming, going to the park and being outdoors. Ideal candidate has experience supporting children or young adults of the Autism Spectrum. Tuesday through Fridays, 2:30 – 5 p.m.

Apply online at manpowerjobs.com, or submit resumes to nichole.laforce@na. manpower.com.

intensive community support Worker Interesting 16-year-old young man on the autism spectrum with a great sense of humor and an active lifestyle needs 20 afternoon hours of support in the Richmond/Burlington areas. This guy thrives with structure and with someone who is confident and comfortable, understated, and sensitive to communication issues. Great opportunity to expand your clinical knowledge, learn/practice behavior-management strategies and different communication techniques. Ideal candidate is a near-peer-age male who also enjoys reading, going to the gym and hiking. Benefits eligible.

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such as almond milk for cow’s milk, stevia for sugar and spelt for wheat. She brings small groups to Healthy Living Natural Foods Market, where she shows them how to shop for and cook these sometimes alien ingredients. Clark also has a list of dos and don’ts: Chew your food at least 10 times before swallowing; don’t sip liquid between bites of food; don’t drink from a straw (too much air in the digestive system); don’t use electronics while eating; don’t… The directions are hard to follow while I’m simultaneously cutting back on bananas and orange juice, my morning staples, as well as refined sugar, gluten and wine. I consider wine a fifth food group, and without its promise at dinner, my desire to cook fades. Suddenly I obsess about food all the time — specifically, what I can’t eat. Apparently, I’m thinking about this all wrong. “This is a process and not an event. It’s not a race,” says Harris. People should ease into dietary changes slowly, so they don’t detox too quickly and don’t

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eading publications like this grad, suggests she’s not far from Vtrim’s one, it’s easy to come away typical client: “There are a lot of women thinking everyone in Vermont in this program who are my age — 47 years is dauntingly fit, biking to work old, with kids — who are getting older, and and burning off extra energy in grueling they want to lose weight. I feel like I can be Spartan Races on the weekends. Stats emblematic of that,” she says. from the Centers for Disease Control and If all goes well, Bruno will become Prevention tell another story: Fifty-nine an emblem to lots of people ready to percent of adult Vermonters are over- get off their butts. That was the goal of weight. Twenty-two percent are obese, commercializing the program, says Beth meaning they have a body mass Casey Gold, Vtrim’s director of index greater than 30. program management. She According to Attorney assisted UVM’s Jean General Bill Sorrell’s Harvey-Berino through 2010 Vermont more than a decade Healthy Weight of behavioral studies Initiative, obesity that became the may cost the state foundation of Vtrim. more than $615 Until now, million per year. Harvey-Berino’s Krista Conley web-based behavior Lincoln thinks her modification program chocolate Lab puppy, has been accessible Kri sta Conl ey L in coln Bruno, may hold the primarily to Vermonters; key to cutting the fat since 2001, about 2000 have in Vermont and beyond. completed it. But a study by a Bruno’s role as “spokesdog” for UVM team that included Harvey-Berino Vtrim Online Solutions, a weight-loss and Gold suggested Vtrim could benefit program based on University of Vermont people far outside the Green Mountains. research, is just one of many additions “We saw the necessity of making this since Lincoln took the company’s reins in program available to people who were February. willing to pay,” says Gold. “What was so For the company that Lincoln still exciting about it was [that] the online refers to as a start-up, bigger could be aspect broke down the geographic better. And the businesswoman who used barriers. We knew we had something we to call the Hong Kong government a client could take anywhere that was a really says she’s ready to take Vtrim national — high-quality program.” and even global. That program, which started more The Middlebury-based CEO and than a decade ago as in-person meetings managing director talks openly about between UVM researchers and groups of her own weight-management struggles. waist watchers, is now based on a slick Between seven months of bringing the website. A tour of vtrimonline.com, led Vtrim licensing agreement to fruition, a by director of online instruction Heather busy winter and a rainy spring, “I gained Leonard, suggests that Vtrim could easily 10 pounds,” she says. prove as addictive as Facebook — or So Lincoln got the dog “to force me overeating. to be more active” — and the weight is One of Vtrim’s main selling points coming off. The entrepreneur, a Midd is precisely the communal aspect that

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makes it look like Facebook and other social networks. While many online weight-loss programs are go-it-on-yourown deals, each 12-week Vtrim class is limited to 20 participants. They’re led by a registered dietitian, called a “facilitator,” who’s received 45 hours of specific training in the Vtrim program. Weekly instant-message-based sessions connect students and a facilitator for discussion of topics related to healthy eating and exercise. Participants can also contact the facilitator by email, making the experience as hands-on as instruction in cyberspace can be. As on a social networking site, each participant has a bio page and photograph. Message boards make it easy to discuss weight-loss issues. The students also get recipes (see sidebar). Originally drawn from The EatingWell Diet, a James Beard Foundation Award-winning cookbook by Harvey-Berino with Joyce Hendley and the editors of Charlotte’s EatingWell magazine, these are now being conceived

by a Burlington-based chef. The goals are optimum variety and seasonality, says Gold. Leonard, who, like Casey, was one of Vtrim’s first facilitators, says research has shown the program’s most important tool is the self-monitoring journal. Vtrim participants log calories consumed in relation to their intake goal, then watch those calories burn off as they record the results of exercise. “It’s a necessary evil to show how the food you eat and the exercise you do impacts your weight,” says Leonard, who monitors her class’ journals in her role as facilitator. It’s this emphasis on accountability that makes the program work, says Leunig’s Bistro co-owner and general manager Bob Conlon. He’s been through two 12-week in-person courses and says Vtrim is “not brain surgery. It was really just walking and portion control.” The group aspect plays a strong role, too: “When you know you’re going to see those people sit there and bitch,” Conlon says, “there’s an element of competition that keeps you going.”

food Credit Union, which have all offered Vtrim to their employees. With the idea of wasted tax dollars dancing in her head, Lincoln reached out to the military and landed a soonto-be cemented deal to work with the U.S. government. Its programs will serve a still-to-be-determined mix of military families, active soldiers returning from deployment with weight issues, and enlisted National Guard and reserve members. Lincoln is currently raising $350,000 to fund development of the website and smartphone app. But she says consumers shouldn’t expect to see Vtrim infomercials featuring celebrity sponsors any time soon: “We want to be a business-tobusiness program.” That’s not to say Vtrim will stay in the shadows. Lincoln believes the company will one day be recognized as one of Vermont’s branded exports, like Ben & Jerry’s ice cream or Burton’s snowboards. Leonard, who’s been with Vtrim since the beginning, concurs. “Vermont has led the nation in so many other things,” she says. “Now we’re leading in healthy lifestyles and programming that can help the rest of the nation.” m

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Lightly grease or spray a nonstick muffin pan with cooking spray. In a large bowl, stir together oat bran, whole wheat flour, wheat germ, brown sugar, baking powder, baking soda, salt, blueberries and lemon rind. In a separate bowl, lightly beat eggs; stir in buttermilk and oil. Pour over dry ingredients; stir just until combined. Spoon into prepared pans. Bake at 400 degrees for 20 minutes or until tops are firm to the touch. Makes 12 muffins: 180 calories each, 6 grams of fat. Make ahead: Store in an airtight container for up to two days, or freeze for up to one month.

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The new Vtrim is enhancing its social network with a revamped blog, coming in September. Replacing a blog managed by Leonard, the new one will be lifestyle focused and feature posts by experts on topics ranging from fitness to gardening, says Lincoln. A Vtrim smartphone app will also launch in September. The website’s recipe and mealplanning sections will also get beefed up, and fall will see the launch of an online Vtrim store selling measuring cups, running shorts and other health-focused products. But, notes Lincoln, prepared foods are not on the menu. “We don’t want to be in the meal business, the shake business or the supplement business,” she says. “We want to be in the ‘real’ business.” Lincoln’s last gig was as a CEO for hire for companies such as Montpelier’s Green Mountain Logic and Woodstock’s Green Mountain Digital. Last July, Vtrim’s special adviser, John Evans, and Todd Keiller, director of UVM’s office of technology, contacted her about running a new, commercialized version of Vtrim. The program’s lack of inflated promises, she says, is part of what appealed to her. “It doesn’t say, ‘We’re going to give you sexy muscles in 28 days,’ or that you’re going to be able to get into a bikini by this time,” she says. “I just want something real. I can have realistic expectations, and I can be supported in a compassionate and thoughtful and intelligent way.” Some of Vtrim’s newest users will need extra compassion. One special program to begin later this year will directly target breast-cancer survivors. A Kaiser Permanente study published this spring demonstrated that women who experienced more than a 10 percent weight gain post-recovery were 14 percent more likely to have a recurrence. Vtrim is partnering with cancer networks to help pay for the programs. Leonard says versions of Vtrim intended just for men and elders will debut soon, too. Students are another focus. UVM has offered single-credit Vtrim programs to undergrads since 2009, along with continuing education and staff options. The University of Maine followed suit last year. Lincoln says representatives from the University of Pittsburgh, the online University of Phoenix and the approximately 50,000-student-strong University of Florida recently contacted her about adopting the system. Vtrim won’t neglect Vermonters — this summer, state residents will receive a 15 percent discount on enrollment. But global corporate licensing has begun. Lincoln says the Vtrim team is in the process of hiring and training French- and Spanish-speaking facilitators to work with employees at a large company with offices in Québec and California. It will be following the lead of City Market, Green Mountain Coffee Roasters, Green Mountain Power and Vermont Federal

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‘FEDERAL CONTRACTING OPPORTUNITIES FOR WOMEN-OWNED SMALL BUSINESSES’: The Vermont Procurement Technical Assistance Center sheds light on the requirements of government contracting and making the most of business ownership. Preregister. Holiday Inn, South Burlington, 8 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 652-2134.

conferences

INTERNATIONAL COUNCIL OF THIRTEEN INDIGENOUS GRANDMOTHERS: This proactive group of elders from around the world calls on global decision makers to listen more deeply to the Earth in a series of ceremonies, discussions and workshops. Various downtown locations, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Various prices; $250 for fullprogram registration; registration required for select events. Info, 851-7697. SLOW LIVING SUMMIT: Sustainability experts find ways to build healthy, thriving local economies while encouraging a new generation of activists, entrepreneurs and engaged citizens in a two-anda-half-day program. Various locations, Brattleboro, 3-8:30 p.m. $65-95 per day; $115-180 for full conference. Info, 258-9177.

dance

‘SHEBA IN WONDERLAND’: Dance group Strictly Hip-Hop Expressions Beats and Arts creates a topsy-turvy world chock-full of mad characters and scenarios. Moore Theater, Hopkins Center, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 8 p.m. $4. Info, 603-646-2422.

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2011 NEW ENGLAND ‘LIVING’ SHOW HOUSE: Interior designers and landscape architects have artfully redesigned this 20th-century B&B. Tour it to help raise money for seven charities. Juniper Hill Inn, Windsor, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $25. Info, 674-5273. BUDGET SUMMIT: Citizens get a chance to comment on budget revisions in this forum moderated by Kevin Scully, former Burlington police chief. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1908. CHITTENDEN COUNTY PHILATELIC CLUB: Stamp collectors of all levels of interest and experience swap sticky squares, and stories about them. GE Healthcare Building, South Burlington, 6:15 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817, laineyrapp@yahoo.com. HISTORIC TOURS: Wander the turrets and balconies of this 19th-century castle boasting brick and marble façades, three floors, and 32 rooms. Wilson Castle, Proctor, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $10. Info, 773-3284, wilsoncastle@aol.com.

RAPTOR ENCOUNTER: Visitors get a glimpse into the fascinating lives of flying hunters in this intimate meet-up. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $8.5010.50; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 359-5000. TALK TO THE TRAINER: Wild-bird handlers share tricks of the trade. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 2 p.m. Regular admission, $8.5010.50; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 359-5000.

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FRINGE FESTIVAL: Part block party, part performing-arts display, this bilingual bash features music, comedy, dance and theater from over 500 performers. Various locations, Montréal, 6 p.m. Various prices. Info, 514-849-3378.

film

‘BILL CUNNINGHAM NEW YORK’: Richard Press’ 2010 documentary paints a portrait of the intensely private, 80-year-old New York Times fashion photographer. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600. ‘POTICHE’: A factory owner is taken hostage by his striking factory workers, leaving his docile housewife to run the operation in François Ozon’s 2010 comedy. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 p.m., 4 p.m., 7 p.m. $4-7. Info, 748-2600.

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BARRE FARMERS MARKET: Crafters, bakers and farmers share their goods in the center of the town. Main Street, Barre, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, barrefarmersmarket@gmail.com. CHOCOLATE-DIPPING DEMO: Fans of cocoa-covered confectionery experience the tempering and dipping process. Laughing Moon Chocolates, Stowe, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 253-9591. SOUTH HERO FARMERS MARKET: Foodies take advantage of fresh-from-the-farm fare and other local goodies. St. Rose of Lima Church, South Hero, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3291.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY CLINIC: A holistic health center’s naturopathic physicians and therapists offer a wide range of services at no cost. Walk-ins welcome, but scheduling an appointment is recommended. Vermont Integrative Medicine, Montpelier, 5:308:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 229-2635.

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ENOSBURG PLAYGROUP: Children and their adult caregivers immerse themselves in singing activities and more. American Legion, Enosburg Falls, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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Taking Root Talk about roots music. Connecticut quintet Barefoot Truth specialize in rootsbased instruments — with the odd didgeridoo thrown in — but they also have a grassroots following that’s sprung from their independent album releases. So, you probably won’t hear songs like “Reelin’” on the radio, but, thanks to millions of hits on Pandora, the band has played with Pete Francis, formerly of Dispatch, as well as at a predebate rally for Obama in 2008. BAREFOOT TRUTH And the bandmates aren’t strangers to Vermont; Thursday, June 2, at Crossett just check out their Live at Higher Ground EP, Brook Middle School in recorded last fall. They’ll get cozy in more modest Duxbury. Gates, 6 p.m.; show, digs — the green at Crossett Brook Middle School 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5-7; $20 per family. Info, 244-6100. — at a PTO benefit on Thursday. barefoottruth.com

JUNE 4 | FOOD & DRINK « Will Work for Food Eating and exercise? It’s not always counterintuitive. A little snacking incentive goes a long way at the third annual Trek to Taste. The National Trails Day celebration routes walkers on three different paths through Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historic Park. A mile-long meander along the Stewardship Trail leads folks to local edibles at the Mount Tom Farmers Market. A moderate, two-mile hike to the Nordic Ski Hut follows carriage trails and ends with wood-fired pizza, disc golf and boccie. Those who really want to work up a sweat take a 4.5-mile trek to South Peak, reaping stellar views and gourmet tastes provided by local farmers and food producers as the reward. For dessert? Ice cream and tunes by Bow Thayer & Holy Plow for all at 1 p.m.

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As quaint as Vermont villages may be, it’s hard to picture downtown Burlington teeming with horses and buggies. But relics from that era remain in plain sight — looming large, even — in the form of carriage houses. Preservation Burlington’s 11th annual Homes Tour focuses on these converted structures, originally built to hold carriages, horses, tack and hay. “There’s no bigger threat to a building than when it is vacant, so with that in mind, we thought we would feature buildings that were once underutilized and [are now] rehabilitated,” explains PB treasurer Julie Weisgerber. Stops on the self-guided tour include private homes, a 2011 HOMES TOUR B&B and an architecture Saturday, June 4, noon-4 p.m., at studio, each highlighting various locations in Burlington. $20. Info, 598-1293. info@ preserved details, from preservationburlington.org. cross-braced barn doors preservationburlington.org to distinctive Victorian clapboard.

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PHIL VASSAR Saturday, June 4, 7:30 p.m., at Lebanon Opera House, N.H. $39.50. Info, 603448-0400. lebanonoperahouse.org

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ince landing the Academy of Country Music’s 2001 award for Top New Male Vocalist of the Year, Phil Vassar has become one of the big names in country music. But, as the New York Times is quick to point out, “Vassar isn’t just a singer; he’s a singer-songwriter. Or, more accurately, a songwriter-singer.” In his own chicken-or-the-egg causality dilemma, the artist is first and foremost a lyricist, and got his start penning chart toppers for folks such as Tim McGraw (“My Next 30 Years”). These days, he has six of his own albums under his belt and runs Rodeowave Entertainment, a record label and promotions and management company. His piano-driven songs, characterized by an R&B edge, support Child and Family Services at a benefit concert on Saturday.

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Moving & Grooving With Christine: Young ones jam out to rock-and-roll and world-beat tunes. Recommended for ages 2 to 5, but all are welcome. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Pajama Story Time: Kids up to age 6 wear their jammies for evening tales. Arvin A. Brown Library, Richford, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 848-3313. RPG Game Club: Teens assume alternate roles in fictional settings through “Dungeons and Dragons” and more. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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Green Mountain Opera Festival Open Rehearsal: Professional singers train their voices for an upcoming production of Così Fan Tutte. Schoolhouse, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722, info@greenmountainoperafestival.com. ‘The Vermont Civil War Songbook’: Linda Radtke employs music and letters in a costumed rundown of Vermont’s Civil War period. Arthur Zorn provides accompaniment. Milton Historical Society, 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2598. Valley Night: Harmonica man Mark LaVoie graces the lounge with blues tunes. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7:30 p.m. $5 suggested cover. Info, 496-8994.

outdoors

Rhododendron Walk & Talk: Showy flowers elicit ohhs and ahhs as flora fans explore one of the best collections in New England. Horticultural Research Center, UVM, South Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 864-3073.

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Tour de Kingdom: Cyclists cover 25 to 100 miles of scenic paths by the lake and in the hills. Indoor Recreation of Orleans County, Derby, 7:30 a.m. $10500. Info, 334-8511.

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Irene Kacandes: A Dartmouth College professor studies the lasting appeal of Anne Frank and her diary. Goodrich Memorial Library, Newport, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 334-7902. Tom Luxon: This Dartmouth College professor explains the impact of 17th-century poet John Milton on paving the way toward same-sex marriages. Congregational Church, Norwich, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 649-1184.

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‘A Midsummer Night’s Dream’: The Bard’s fairy-dosed romantic comedy comes to the stage, courtesy of the Addison Repertory Theater. Play will be held in the A.R.T. Studio Theater, Hannaford Career Center, Middlebury, in the event of rain. Dreamhouse Country Inn, Bristol, 4-6 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 382-1036. ‘Burning Bridges’: Local playwright and musician Stephen Goldberg’s original jazz play about a downand-out trumpeter hits the stage, just in time for the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. Off Center for the Dramatic Arts, Burlington, 8 p.m. $16.50. Info, 863-5966.

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Cynthia Huntington: In the face of a changing environment, the former New Hampshire poet laureate elaborates on “Poetry of the Earth: Reimagining Nature.” Rutland Free Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 773-1860.

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‘Federal Contracting Opportunities for Women-Owned Small Businesses’: See WED.01. La Quinta Inn and Suites, St. Albans.

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2011 Green & Sustainable Symposium & Exhibitor Fair: Architects, builders, designers and engineers attend a daylong conference, “Designed in Vermont: Creating Communities That Flourish in the 21st Century.” Coach Barn at Shelburne Farms, 8:30 a.m.-5 p.m. $125-175; preregister.. International Council of Thirteen Indigenous Grandmothers: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Slow Living Summit: See WED.01, 8 a.m.-7:30 p.m.

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2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: See WED.01, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Burlington Bombers Roller Derby Open Recruitment: Men and women ages 18 and up rock roller skates at open tryouts for Vermont’s only coed roller-derby league. Bring a mouth guard and any gear you already have. Hockey arena, Essex High School, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 338-2538, email@ burlingtonbombers.com. Historic Tours: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Home Buying Seminar: Property virgin? Prospective buyers learn the ins and outs of the process from mortgage and real-estate professionals. Light dinner provided. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free; RSVP required. Info, 865-1020, ext. 37. Lunch & Behind-the-Scenes Formal Garden Restoration Tour: Green thumbs get a handle on the major, multi-year garden project currently underway with architectural conservator Douglas Porter and head gardener Birgit Deeds. Inn at Shelburne Farms, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 985-8686. Monthly Healing & Reading: Folks join a sacred circle for a powerful group healing that boosts energy vibration and frequency; meditative music and spiritual readings follow. Space is limited; preregistration recommended. Moonlight Gifts, Milton, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 893-9966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com. Raptor Encounter: See WED.01, 11 a.m. Talk to the Trainer: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

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Fringe Festival: See WED.01, 6 p.m.

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‘Orgasm Inc.: The Strange Science of Female Pleasure’: Filmmaker Liz Canner follows up a screening of her documentary about the pharmaceutical industry’s approach to the big “O” with a Q&A session. Palace Cinema 9, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 660-2600, info@vtiff.org. ‘Potiche’: See WED.01, 7 p.m.

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Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.01, 2 p.m. Hinesburg Farmers Market: Growers sell bunched greens, goat meat and root veggies among vendors of pies, handmade soap and knitwear. United Church of Hinesburg, 3:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, info@hinesburglionsfarmersmarket.org. Jericho Farmers Market: Passersby graze through locally grown veggies, pasture-raised meats, area wines and handmade crafts. Mills Riverside Park, Jericho, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 3439778, millsriversidemarket@gmail.com. Mexican Night: Diners go south of the border at this monthly feast of enchiladas, chile rellenos and Gracie’s Tamales. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 5 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 496-8994. New North End Farmers Market: Eaters stroll through an array of offerings, from sweet treats to farm-grown goods. Elks Lodge, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-8072, newnorthendmarket@ hotmail.com.

Peacham Farmers Market: Seasonal berries and produce mingle with homemade crafts and baked goods from the village. Academy Green, Peacham, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 592-3061.

complete with food, benefits the Crossett Brook Middle School PTO. See calendar spotlight. Crossett Brook Middle School, Duxbury, gates, 6 p.m.; show, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $5-7; $20 per family. Info, 244-6100.

South Royalton Farmers Market: Various vendors peddle locally grown agricultural goods and unique crafts. Town Green, South Royalton, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-8087.

Burlington Songwriters: Lyricists share and critique original works. Heineberg Community & Senior Center, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-1822.

Waterbury Farmers Market: Cultivators and their customers swap veggie tales and edible inspirations at a weekly outdoor emporium. Rusty Parker Memorial Park, Waterbury, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 279-4371, info@waterburyfarmersmarket.com.

Open Mic: Music makers take command of the microphone at this event featuring acoustic anchor Tom Williams and special cohosts Jeff Shelley and Dave Riley. Old Lantern, Charlotte, 6-10 p.m. Free; cash bar. Info, 425-3739.

Willoughby Lake Farmers & Artisan Market: Performances by local musicians join produce, eggs, gemstone jewelry, wind chimes and more to lure buyers throughout the warm months. 1975 Route 5A, Westmore, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 525-8842.

seminars

Wine Tasting: Tasters explore the nuances in light-bodied reds from around the world. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 2-6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

games

Chess Club: Checkmate! Board-game players try to attack the king with sly strategies. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. $2-3. Info, 363-5803.

health & fitness

Armchair Aerobics: Seniors boost their circulation, stamina and muscle strength without leaving their chairs. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 658-3585. Meditation Class: This heart-centered practice, based on the work of Hazrat Inayat Khan and Pir Zia of the Sufi Order, focuses on music, movement, breath and concentration. Call for specific location. Private home, Colchester, 7-8 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 658-2447. Women’s Zumba Class: Fast-paced rhythms fuel a Latin-inspired dance-fitness party led by Casey Clark. Chabad of Vermont, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $5. Info, 658-5770.

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Alburgh Playgroup: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Family Center, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Fletcher Playgroup: Little ones make use of the open gym before snack time. Fletcher Elementary School, Cambridge, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Kids in the Kitchen: Using common kitchen ingredients, little ones learn how to whip up a batch of Play-Doh. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $20 per child; free for an accompanying adult. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1. Montgomery Playgroup: Little ones up to age 2 exercise their bodies and their minds in the company of adult caregivers. Montgomery Town Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Music With Raphael: Preschoolers up to age 5 bust out song and dance moves. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. Open Computer Time: Teens play games and surf the web on library laptops. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3403. PJ Story Time: Little kids rock nightgowns and flannels as special guests read from books. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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Barefoot Truth: An environmental message threads through the Connecticut band’s blend of folk, rock, jazz and reggae. The outdoor concert,

AARP Safe Driver Course: Motor vehicle operators ages 50 and up take a quick trip to the classroom — with no tests and no grades! — for a how-to refresher. Preregister. Trinity Episcopal Church, Shelburne, 10 a.m. $12-14. Info, 372-8511.

sport

26th Annual Golf Classic: Fore! Teams of four players hit the green at this fundraiser for the Rutland Region Chamber of Commerce. Golf course. Killington Grand Resort Hotel, 12:30 p.m. $125 includes awards banquet. Info, 773-2747, rrccvt@ aol.com. Tour de Kingdom: See WED.01, 7:30 a.m.

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‘Burning Bridges’: See WED.01, 8 p.m. ‘Moonlight and Magnolias’: Lost Nation Theater presents Ron Hutchinson’s farce chronicling the hilarious screenplay-writing process of Gone With the Wind, which involves five wild days in a locked office. Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7 p.m. $10-30. Info, 229-0492. ‘The Importance of Being Earnest: Live in HD’: Theatergoers catch a broadcast of Roundabout Theatre Company’s Broadway hit, a rendition of the Oscar Wilde comedy about social class and name dropping. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $10-23. Info, 748-2600.

words

Story Time: Lit lovers of all ages take in fanciful tales. Bud & Bella’s Bookshop, Randolph, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 728-5509.

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Plant Sale & Swap: Community members exchange houseplant cuttings, seeds, mulch, soil, tools and other garden necessities. Proceeds support the St. Johnsbury Elementary School Farm-toSchool Project. St. Johnsbury Food Co-op, 1-5 p.m. Free. Info, 748-9498.

bazaars

Annual Plant, Book & Bake Sale: Thumb through used tomes galore, as well as sprouting greens and tasty treats on Saturday from 9 a.m.-1 p.m. only. Essex Free Library, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 879-0313. Indoor Lawn Sale: There’s something for everyone among these amassed items and oddities. Grace United Methodist Church, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 878-8071.

conferences

International Council of Thirteen Indigenous Grandmothers: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-6 p.m. Slow Living Summit: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

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Craft Hour: Seniors sew and knit crafty creations for the home. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

Argentinean Tango: Shoulders back, chin up! With or without partners, dancers of all abilities strut to bandoneón riffs in a selfguided practice session. Salsalina Studio, Burlington, 7:30-10 p.m. $5. Info, 598-1077. Ballroom Lesson & Dance Social: Singles and couples of all levels of experience take a twirl. Jazzercize Studio, Williston, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; open dancing, 8-10 p.m. $14. Info, 862-2269.

Chelsea Farmers Market: A long-standing town-green tradition supplies shoppers with meat, cheese, vegetables and fine crafts. North Common, Chelsea, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 685-9987, chelseacommunitymarket@gmail.com. Community Prime Rib Dinner: The Men’s Auxiliary Post 6689 sponsors a square meal of ribs, mashed potatoes and veggies. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 6-7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 878-0700. Fair Haven Farmers Market: Community entertainment adds flair to farm produce, pickles, relishes and more. Fair Haven Park, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 518-282-9781, sherry12887@yahoo. com.

Historic Tours: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

Raptor Encounter: See WED.01, 11 a.m. Talk to the Trainer: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

fairs & festivals

Fringe Festival: See WED.01, 4 p.m.

film

Richmond Farmers Market: Live music entertains fresh-food browsers at a melody-centered market connecting farmers and cooks. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-5273, cmader@surfglobal.net.

health & fitness

Exercise for Balance: Participants focus on balance and flexibility through gentle cardiovascular movement to music, strength training and stretching. Pines Senior Living Community, South Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $5. Info, 658-7477, sheskies@ gmail.com.

Tour de Kingdom: See WED.01, 7:30 a.m.

theater

‘Burning Bridges’: See WED.01, 8 p.m.

Montgomery Tumble Time: Budding gymnasts burn off energy. Montgomery Elementary School, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

‘La Rondine’: The Opera Company of Middlebury and members of the Burlington Chamber Orchestra recreate the heart-breaking melodies of this Puccini masterpiece. Free preperformance talk for ticket holders at Memorial Baptist Church one hour before curtain time. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $40-55. Info, 388-7432 or 382-9222.

Science & Stories: Kids have aha! moments regarding the underwater world of fish. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science ur te Center/Leahy Center for sy of Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 op ry e ra bu company of middle a.m. Regular admission, $9.50‘Moonlight and Magnolias’: See THU.02, 12.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 8 p.m. 877-324-6386. ‘The Importance of Being Earnest’: High Swanton Playgroup: Kids and caregivers school seniors present Oscar Wilde’s farcical satire squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and about high-society Victorian ways. Jane Stickney snacks. Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, Auditorium, Mount Mansfield Union High School, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Jericho, 7:30 p.m. $5-6. Info, 879-3344.

language

Tertulia Latina: Latino Americanos and other fluent Spanish speakers converse en español. Radio Bean, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-3440.

music

‘Bitches Brew’ Revisited: An acclaimed cast of jazz, hip-hop and rock musicians — including Graham Haynes, Vernon Reid, Marco Benevento, DJ Logic, Antoine Roney, Melvin Gibbs, Adam Rudolph and Pheeroan akLaff — pay tribute to Miles Davis’ landmark album. See story, this issue. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15-43. Info, 863-7992. Green Mountain Opera Festival Open Rehearsal: Professional singers train their voices for an upcoming production of Carmen. Gate House Lodge, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722, info@greenmountainoperafestival.com. Long Trail Live: Red Baraat, Giant Panda Guerilla Dub Squad, High and Mighty Brass Band, Vermont Joy Parade, and Kat Wright and the Indomitable Soul Band take command of three open-air stages. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5966. The Avett Brothers With John Oates: This high-flying grassroots group busts out high-energy songs riddled with guitar and banjo refrains. Midway Lawn, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, doors, 7 p.m.; show, 8 p.m. $38-42; free for children 13 and under. Info, 652-0777. Toby Tenenbaum: Inspired by Domenico Scarlatti’s 18th-century keyboard mastery, this Colorado composer and pianist performs selections from his Tenenbaum Sonatas and more. Unitarian Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $6-10. Info, 426-3210.

outdoors

Evening Canoe Series: Adult paddlers make a wake through the Connecticut River with Marty Banak of Wilderness Trails and a VINS naturalist. Preregister. Vermont Institute of Natural Science, Quechee, 5:30-8 p.m. $41-45, or $16-20 with your own boat. Info, 359-5000, ext. 223.

words

Daniel Mills: New England history and landscapes influenced this Vermont-raised writer’s historical-fiction novel Revenants. Brown Dog Books & Gifts, Hinesburg, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5189.

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Advanced Pruning Techniques: Experienced gardeners, landscapers and horticulturalists review proper trimming techniques for shrubs and small trees with lilac-collection curator Jeff Young. Bring pruning tools; preregister. UVM Horticultural Research Center, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. $10-20. Info, 864-3073, info@friendsofthehortfarm. org. Champlain Valley Sweet Potato Slip Sale: Growers peddle pots of nutritious Beauregard slips to support Friends of Burlington Gardens’ gardenbased education and outreach programs. Sample sweet-potato dishes from 11 a.m. to 1 p.m. on Saturday. Red Wagon Plants, Hinesburg, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 861-4769. Green Mountain Crop Mob: Hale and hearty volunteers join a guerrilla act of agriculture, planting vines in exchange for a barbecue meal. East Shore Vineyard, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 6565458, jessica.longobardo@uvm.edu. Plant Swap: Just after the children’s parade on Hardwick Street, growers trade extra plant starts and divided perennials. East Hardwick Grange, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 755-6336, swapsisters@ gmail.com. Small-Scale Livestock Production: Sick of supermarket prices? Self-sufficient folks learn what it takes to raise an animal for milk, eggs or meat. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 9 a.m.-noon. $25. Info, 985-8686.

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White River Indie Film Festival: Contemporary social and political issues take the screen in a three-day visual arts bash featuring John Sayles’ Amigo, Adrian Grenier’s Teenage Papparazzo, and other documentaries, features, shorts, workshops, panels and discussions. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 9 a.m.-11 p.m. $5-9 per program; $50 all-film pass; $75 all-access pass. Info, 2967000, info@wrif.org.

National Donut Day: Sweet on fried dough? Pen an ode to the treat to receive a free one. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 7 a.m.-10 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

High School Book Group: Bookworms crack open all manner of tomes, from plays to graphic novels to short stories. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

2011 Special Olympics Vermont Summer Games: Athletes from all parts of the state compete in a three-day competition highlighting aspects of the Unified Sports and Healthy Athletes programs. University of Vermont, Burlington, 9 a.m.-9 p.m. Free. Info, 863-5222.

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Strolling of the Heifers: Ungulates amble along Main Street in a Running of the Bulls spin-off complete with floats, bands, clowns and more. A weekend of downtown festivities augments the parade. Various locations, Brattleboro, 4-8:30 p.m. Various prices; most events are free. Info, 258-9177.

Monthly Wine Dinner: Chef Dennis Vieira stirs up a special menu of local food designed to complement microbrews and barbecue. Red Clover Inn & Restaurant, Killington, 6:30 p.m. $75 plus tax and tip. Info, 775-2290, innkeepers@redcloverinn. com.

sport

Fairfield Playgroup: Youngsters entertain themselves with creative activities and snack time. Bent Northrop Memorial Library, Fairfield, 9:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

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Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: Queen City residents get jazzed about a grand-slam lineup of live music, which takes place everywhere from concert halls to tents by the waterfront. Various downtown locations, Burlington, 11 a.m.midnight. Various prices; see discoverjazz.com for full schedule and details. Info, 863-5966.

Lyndonville Farmers Market: A seasonal rotation of fresh fruit, veggies, meats, cheeses and more makes its way into shoppers’ hands, courtesy of more than 20 vendors. Bandstand Park, Lyndonville, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, 533-7455, lyndonfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

East Montpelier Story Time: Lively narratives, rhymes, finger plays, crafts and games transfix tots. Four Corners Schoolhouse, East Montpelier, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-4665.

‘Affairs of the Heart: Spells for Love and Relationships’: Author, healer and teacher Kirk White teaches old southern folk spells, charms and tricks for finding and keeping love (or lust). Spirit Dancer Books & Gifts, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 660-8060.

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‘Name That Movie!’: Cinemaddicts try to correctly title films by screening a barrage of short clips at happy hour. The CineClub, Savoy Theater, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. $2.50. Info, 229-0598.

Ludlow Farmers Market: Merchants divide a wealth of locally farmed products, artisanal eats and unique crafts. Front lawn, Okemo Mountain School, Ludlow, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 734-3829, lfmkt@tds.net.

seminars

After School Book Discussion: Middle school page turners chat about favorite comics, short stories, books and graphic novels. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free.

‘Beauty and the Beast’ & ‘An Evening of Dance’: Three- to 18-year-old students from the Stowe ur Dance Academy showcase te sy their talents in a Disney-esque faiof Five Corners Farmers s to we d rytale followed by jazz, hip-hop, modern, Market: From grass-fed burgers an ce a ca de m y tap and lyrical performances. Dibden Center for to honey and wines, farmers share the Arts, Johnson State College, 6 p.m. $15-18. Info, the bounty of the growing season at an open-air 253-5151, info@stowedance.com. exchange. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@gmail. Celebration of Dance 2011: Vermont Ballet com. Theater School students showcase excerpts from Paquita and Les Sylphides, as well as original Fletcher Allen Indoor Farmers Market: ballet, jazz and modern choreography. Memorial Locally sourced meats, vegetables, bakery items, Auditorium, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10-12. Info, breads and maple syrup give hospital employees 878-2941. and visitors the option to eat healthfully. McClure Lobby Level L., Fletcher Allen Hospital, Burlington, etc. 11 a.m.-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 847-0797, tanya.mcdonald@vtmednet.org. 2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: See WED.01, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Hardwick Farmers Market: A burgeoning culinary community celebrates local ag with fresh Anniversary Celebration: Door prizes, food produce and handcrafted goods. Granite Street, samples from local vendors, birthday cake and live Hardwick, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 533-2337, hardwickmusic mark the 35th year of this community hub. farmersmarket@gmail.com. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 1-7 p.m. Free. Info, 295-5804. Hartland Farmers Market: Everything from freshly grown produce to specialty food abounds Bingo: Luck comes into play as folks wait for at outdoor stands highlighting the local plenitude. five in a row. Champlain Senior Center, McClure Hartland Public Library, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 436MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. 2500, hartlandfarmersmarket@gmail.com. Free. Info, 658-3585.

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Wood-Carving Demo: Visitors avid about avians see trees being whittled into models of various bird species. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 1-2 p.m. Free with regular admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

2011 Homes Tour: A self-guided tour of the Queen City, organized by Preservation Burlington, puts the focal point on turn-of-the-century carriage houses and barns that have been repurposed for modern living. Various locations, Burlington, noon-4 p.m. $20. Info, 598-1293, info@preservationburlington. org.

bazaars

2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: See WED.01, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

art

Annual Plant, Book & Bake Sale: See FRI.03, book sale 9 a.m.-3 p.m., bake sale 9 a.m.-1 p.m. BCA Summer Artist Market: Local artisans display contemporary craft and fine-art objects as weather permits. Burlington City Hall Park, Burlington, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166, kmacon@ci.burlington.vt.us. Indoor Lawn Sale: See FRI.03, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Queen City Craft Bazaar: Recycled skateboard jewelry and creative duds are among the items offered by local crafters, designers and artists at this indie fair. Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 233-6252. Yard Sale: Folks donate good-condition books, toys, furniture and collectibles for the benefit of others. Ascension Lutheran Church, South Burlington, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 497-1003. Yard Sale for Health Care: Peruse a collection of furniture, household items, electronics and baked goodies. Proceeds support the Health Care Is a Human Right Campaign. Vermont Workers’ Center, Burlington, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 861-4892.

community

The Big Green Picture Community Volunteer Day: Helping hands paint, landscape and clean to aid the venue in its sustainability mission. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-4496.

dance

Ballroom Lesson & Dance Social: See FRI.03, 7-10 p.m.

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‘Coppélia’: Seventy-two students and members from Central Vermont Ballet and Moving Light Dance Company present a ballet comedy with a female lead who does the rescuing, for once. Barre Opera House, 7 p.m. $8-16. Info, 476-8188. Informal Hafla: Artemis Mourat, a dancer primarily known for oriental, Turkish and Middle Eastern dance, hosts a casual dance party. Studio Bliss, Opera House, Rutland, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 3456687, info@blissvt.com.

Montpelier Fashion Show: Stylists, dancers, models and local businesspeople convene for catwalk-centered, ready-to-wear revelry with an eco-friendly focus. State Street, Montpelier, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 279-5762, info@montpelierfashionshow. org. Museum Open House: As part of the Bradford Academy Alumni Open House, grads and the general public explore items with historical significance and the “Made in Bradford: Then and Now” exhibit. Bradford Historical Society, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4423. National Trails Day With Bill McKibben: The acclaimed author, educator and environmentalist kicks off a celebration of Champlain Area Trails with a presentation. Kids can opt to go on a nature hike. Food and drinks follow. Blockhouse Farm, Essex, N.Y., 4-6 p.m. $15-20; free for kids. Info, 518-962-2287.

Revolutionary War Reenactment: The Ethan Allen Long Rifles paint a scene of everyday life at a colonial-militia encampment through craft and game demonstrations, and training exercises. Ethan rt es yo Allen Homestead, Burlington, 10 fD an a.m.-4 p.m. $3-5; free for children under ie l O ’N eil 6. Info, 865-4556. Talk to the Trainer: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

fairs & festivals

Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: See FRI.03, 12-midnight. Fringe Festival: See WED.01, 4 p.m. Healing for Hope: Mind, Body & Spirit Fair: Folks support Relay for Life by partaking in astrology, reiki and herbalism demos, intuitive readings and more. VFW Hall, Winooski, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $5. Info, 598-9969. Strolling of the Heifers: See FRI.03, 7 a.m.-9 p.m.

film

‘Tributes’: Adam’s School of Dance members revisit favorite dances from the company’s 25 years. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 2 p.m. $15-25. Info, 775-0903.

food & drink

education

New England Culinary Institute Graduation: Food Network star and NECI ‘97 alumnus Alton Brown offers wise words about life and good eats to graduating students. National Life Building, Montpelier, 10 a.m. Tickets required. Info, 877-223-6324.

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.01, 2 p.m. Cooking With Lisa: Lisa Mase of Harmonized Cookery offers fresh ideas for sauces and spreads in a hands-on food-shopping and sampling workshop. Preregister. Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 12:30-2 p.m. $8-10. Info, 223-8004, ext. 202. Enosburg Falls Farmers Market: A morethan-20-year-old bazaar offers herbs, jellies, vegetables and just-baked goodies in the heart of the village. Lincoln Park, Enosburg Falls, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 933-4503. Grand Isle Farmers Market: Shoppers browse through a wide selection of local fruits, veggies and handmade crafts. St. Joseph Church Hall, Grand Isle, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 372-3291. Middlebury Farmers Market: Crafts, cheeses, breads and veggies vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. The Marbleworks, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-0178, middleburyfm@yahoo.com. Morrisville Farmers Market: Foodies stock up on local provender. On the green, Hannaford Supermarket & Pharmacy, Morrisville, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 888-7053, hbirdfarm@yahoo.com. Mount Tom Farmers Market: Purveyors of garden-fresh crops, prepared foods and crafts set up shop for the morning. Mount Tom, Woodstock, 9:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 763-2070, foxxfarm@aol. com. Northwest Farmers Market: Stock up on local, seasonal produce, garden plants, canned goods and handmade crafts. Taylor Park, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 373-5821.

Raptor Encounter: See WED.01, 11 a.m.

Montpelier Contra Dance: Susan Kevra calls the steps as folks in soft-soled shoes move to live airs by Atlantic Crossing. Capital City Grange, Montpelier, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 744-6163.

‘Yellow Brick Road’: Fans of L. Frank Baum are transported to Oz in this dance production by Fusion 802. South Burlington High School, 11 a.m. & 3 p.m. $5. Info, 444-0100.

Capital City Farmers Market: Fresh produce, perennials, seedlings, home-baked foods and handmade crafts lure local buyers throughout the growing season. 60 State St., Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-2958, manager@montpelierfarmersmarket.com.

White River Indie Film Festival: See FRI.03, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.

Bristol Farmers Market: Weekly music and kids’ activities add to the edible wares of local food and craft vendors. Town Green, Bristol, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 453-6796, bristolfarmersmarket@ gmail.com. Burlington Farmers Market: Dozens of vendors sell everything from fresh fruits and vegetables to ethnic cuisine to pottery to artisan cheese. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Caledonia Farmers Market: Growers, crafters and entertainers gather weekly at outdoor stands centered on local eats. 50 Railroad St., St. Johnsbury, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free.

Norwich Farmers Market: Neighbors discover fruits, veggies and other riches of the land, not to mention baked goods, handmade crafts and local entertainment. Next to Fogg’s Hardware & Building Supply and the Bike Hub. Route 5 South, Norwich, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 384-7447, manager@norwichfarmersmarket.org. Rhubarb Extravaganza: Tart stalks shine in a luncheon and piemaking demo. Other festivities include a used-book sale, kids’ activities and music. Unitarian Universalist Society, Middlebury, 10 a.m.-noon. $3-7. Info, 388-8080.

Trek to Taste: Walking routes lead to farm-fresh treats, arts and crafts, games, and live animals. Top it off with local ice cream and acoustic tunes by Holy Plow & Bow Thayer. See calendar spotlight. Forest Center, Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 22. Waitsfield Farmers Market: Local bands enliven an outdoor outlet for homegrown herbs, flowers and fruits, and handmade breads, cheeses and syrups. Mad River Green, Waitsfield, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734. Whole Grain Summer Salads: Forget lettuce. Foodies follow recipes for spelt salad with edamame and quinoa salad with black beans and fresh corn. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m.noon. $20; preregister. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1. Williston Farmers Market: Shoppers seek prepared foods and unadorned produce at a weekly open-air affair. Town Green, Williston, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 735-3860, christinamead@willistonfarmersmarket.com.

kids

Baby Gear Swap: Families with new additions look through a supply of gently used bassinets, booster seats, cribs, high chairs, strollers and more. Kids Town, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-6870. Berkshire Tumble Time: Provided snacks fuel exercise for tots. Gym, Berkshire Elementary School, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Children’s Parade: A cavalcade of kids, tricycles, wagons, floats and doll carriages celebrates the end of the school year. Awards will be given for best costume and decorations. Meet and line up at Hardwick Chiropractic. Hardwick downtown, 11 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, chamber@heartofvt.com. Read to a Dog: Stories form a bond between young readers and Therapy Dogs of Vermont. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 863-3403.

music

Big Bad Voodoo Daddy: The So-Cal swingrevival band — known for hits like “Go Daddy-O” — draws from classic American jazz and big-band music. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 8 p.m. $58. Info, 760-4634. Big Joe Burrell Day: Red Baraat, James Harvey’s Jazzilla and the Brian McCarthy Quartet give a nod to the late godfather of Vermont’s jazz scene. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 863-5966. Feast of Singing 2011: Peter and Mary Alice Amidon join Kim and Reggie Harris in leading this daylong choral workshop. Singers explore gospel songs of faith, freedom, hope, healing and social change. Preregister. Chandler Music Hall, Randolph, 9 a.m.-4:30 p.m. $50. Info, 234-9671. Green Mountain Opera Festival Open Rehearsal: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

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Celebration of Dance 2011: See FRI.03, 1 p.m. & 7 p.m.

Historic Tours: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

‘Beauty and the Beast’ & ‘An Evening of Dance’: See FRI.03, 6 p.m.

Bridal Breakfast Fashion Show: Blushing brides-to-be get a look at gowns and accessories over a continental breakfast with door prizes. Proceeds benefit the Friends of the Stearn Center Scholarship Fund. Courtyard Marriott Burlington Harbor, 10 a.m.-noon. $18. Info, 881-0505.

Barn Dance: Pete Sutherland and friends lend musical airs to a summery scene of lemonade and lawn chairs. Proceeds benefit the painting of the United Church of Cabot. Long Field Farm, Cabot, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 626-8511.

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Herbie Hancock: The 14-time Grammy winner performs the genre-bending songs that have made him a jazz giant. Flynn MainStage, al tiv Burlington, 8 p.m. $25-78. Info, 863-7992. fe s

ur Rutland County te sy Farmers Market: of bu r lin z Downtown strollers find gton discover jaz Joanie Madden & Friends: A Celtic high-quality fruits and veggies, Extravaganza: A founding member of Cherish mushrooms, fresh-cut flowers, sweet baked goods, of the Ladies leads an all-star Celtic group to supand artisan crafts within arms’ reach. Depot Park, port WISE of the Upper Valley. Upper Valley Events Rutland, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4813. Center, Norwich, gates open, 4:30 p.m.; music, 5:45 Shelburne Farmers Market: Harvested fruits p.m. $40. Info, 698-8341. and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties Phil Vassar: A Nashville country sensation grace outdoor tables at a presentation of the seaperforms with special guests Charlie Farren and son’s best. Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Jon Butcher of Farren-Butcher, Inc. See calendar Free. Info, 985-2472, info@sbpavt.org. spotlight. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $39.50. Info, 603-448-0400.

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Ripton Community Coffeehouse: Blues duo Bill Sims Jr. and Mark LaVoie deliver an acoustic concert. Ripton Community House, 7:30 p.m. $3-9. Info, 388-9782. WRen Kitz & peteR squiRes: Two folk guitarists let loose strikingly original tunes. Esther Mesh Room, Chandler Gallery, Randolph, 7:30 p.m. $1012. Info, 728-6464.

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‘Beauty anD the Beast’ & ‘an eVening of DanCe’: See FRI.03, 1 p.m. ‘Coppélia’: See SAT.04, 2 p.m.

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2011 neW englanD ‘liVing’ shoW house: See WED.01, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

national tRails Day: Hikers forge a path along the forest’s public trails. Northwoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 10 a.m. $10. Info, 723-6551, events@northwoodscenter.org.

BReaD anD puppet museum open house: Live folk music and fresh-baked sourdough rye accompany politically fueled performances. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 1-5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 525-3031.

paDDling the KingDom: Rowers go with the flow on the Clyde River, which stretches from Island Pond to Lake Memphremagog. Northwoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 10 a.m. $25 includes canoe rental. Info, 723-6551, events@ northwoodscenter.org.

gReen mountain Bonsai soCiety annual memBeRs shoW: Pruners show off tiny tree specimens before a provided lunch and a demonstration by guest speaker Min Hsuan Lo from Chung Hua, Taiwan. Mill Brook Bonsai, Jericho, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 356-1838.

RhoDoDenDRon WalK & talK: See WED.01, 10 a.m.-noon.

histoRiC touRs: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5 p.m.

seminars

ReVolutionaRy WaR ReenaCtment: See SAT.04, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

VeRmont alteRnatiVe sexuality eDuCation WoRKshops: A little kinky? Or a lot? Adults take to the classroom for topics like “Flogging 101,” “Intro to M/s, D/s, Power & Authority Exchange” and “Impact Play 101: A Trip Through the Toybag.” Email for specific location, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m. $10 per class; $25 for all three classes; preregister; for ages 18 and up. Info, vtkink@gmail.com.

sport

2011 speCial olympiCs VeRmont summeR games: See FRI.03, 10 a.m.-9 p.m. intRoDuCtoRy BiCyCle RiDe: Folks new to road cycling set a leisurely pace while learning the rules of the road and how to ride in a group. Helmets required; riders under 18 must be accompanied by an adult. Dorset Park, South Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 399-2352. touR De KingDom: See WED.01, 7:30 a.m.

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fairs & festivals

BuRlington DisCoVeR Jazz festiVal: See FRI.03, 10 a.m.-midnight. fRinge festiVal: See WED.01, 2 p.m. stRolling of the heifeRs: See FRI.03, 7 a.m.-5 p.m.

film

White RiVeR inDie film festiVal: See FRI.03, 9 a.m.-11 p.m.

food & drink

Community BReaKfast: The Ladies Auxiliary Post 6689 organizes a hearty spread of eggs, pancakes, bacon, sausage, home fries and toast. VFW Post, Essex Junction, 9-11 a.m. $3-7. Info, 878-0700.

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BaBy geaR sWap: See SAT.04, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. ReaD to a Dog: See SAT.04, 1-2 p.m.

stoRy time: See THU.02, 11 a.m.

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a Cappella shoWCase: No instruments? No problem. Area vocalists single-handedly create the melodies. Lebanon Opera House, 3 p.m. $5-10. Info, 603-448-0400.

Champlain Valley sWeet potato slip sale: See SAT.04, 10 a.m.-6 p.m.

‘DanCing into summeR’: Northern Bronze ring in the warmer months on the handbells. South Hero Congregational Church, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 372-5415. CALENDAR 55

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sunDays foR fleDglings: Youngsters go avian crazy in hiking, acting, writing or exploring activities. Preregister. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2 p.m. Free with museum admission, $3-6. Info, 434-2167.

the gReat RiChmonD Root out! KnotWeeD WhaCKing: Horticulturalists give the invasive perennial the boot to make room for native plants. Meet at the lower parking lot. Cochran’s Ski Area, Richmond, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 434-7775.

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open meDitation Classes: Harness your emotions and cultivate inner peace through the Tibetan Buddhist tradition. Laughing River Yoga, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. $5-15 suggested donation. Info, 684-0452, vermont@rsl-ne.com.

eRin e. moulton: The former Moretown resident signs copies of her debut novel, Flutter: The Story of Four Sisters and One Incredible Journey. Big Picture Theater & Café, Waitsfield, 1-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 496-8994.

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iCe CReam sunDays: Who needs the ice cream man? Visitors churn their own flavors while learning about the scientific and historical aspects of the tradition. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $3-12; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

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Auto-Immune Conditions

ChoColate-Dipping Demo: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

‘the impoRtanCe of Being eaRnest’: See FRI.03, 7:30 p.m.

‘the piRates’ Den’: Argh! Dance students ages 4 to 17 perform buccaneer-themed ballet, hip-hop and cheerleading routines. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 873-3022.

Fibromyalgia • Fatigue • Insomnia

talK to the tRaineR: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

‘moonlight anD magnolias’: See THU.02, 8 p.m.

‘the impoRtanCe of Being eaRnest: enCoRe in hD’: See THU.02, 2 p.m. $10-23. Info, 748-2600.

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RaptoR enCounteR: See WED.01, 11 a.m.

stoWe faRmeRs maRKet: Preserves, produce and other provender attract fans of local food. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 472-8027 or 498-4734, info@stowevtfarmersmarket.com.

‘BuRning BRiDges’: See WED.01, 8 p.m.

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Green Mountain Opera Festival Brunch & Concert: Folks fill up at a buffet as big voices bring life to selections from favorite operas. Timbers Restaurant, Warren, 10 a.m. $25. Info, 496-7722. Miss Bobbi Dee & the Country Classics: Local artists put on a classic country concert. Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7 p.m. $1517.50. Info, 334-2216. Northeast Fiddlers Association: Stringedinstrument players gather for a monthly jam to brush up on their skills. VFW Post, Morrisville, noon5 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 728-5188. ‘The Musical World of Jane Austen’: William Tortolano illuminates the musical dynamic of the Regency era in a short lecture before performing relevant organ works by Pachelbel, Handel, Mozart and more. Chapel, Vermont College of Fine Arts, Montpelier, 2-4 p.m. $5-10. Info, 343-2294, jasnavermont@gmail.com. The Ray Vega Latin Jazz Quintet: Fiery numbers, fueled with Afro-Caribbean rhythms, update traditional jazz music. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $24. Info, 863-5966.

outdoors

Early Morning Bird Walk: An a.m. ramble through the woods rewards early risers with glimpses of feathered chirpers ... and coffee. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7-8:15 a.m. Donations accepted. Info, 434-2167.

sport

2011 Special Olympics Vermont Summer Games: See FRI.03, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Hinesburg Hollow Bicycle Ride: Helmet heads wheel south through Huntington on a 25-mile route returning to Richmond or a 47-mile route continuing through North Ferrisburgh and back through Hinesburg. Williston Central School, 8:45 a.m. Free. Info, 399-2352. Tour de Kingdom: See WED.01, 7:30 a.m.

theater

Auditions for ‘Picasso at the Lapin Agile’: See SAT.04, 2 p.m. ‘La Rondine’: See FRI.03, 2 p.m.

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‘Moonlight and Magnolias’: See THU.02, 2 p.m. ‘Portmanteau’: Five strangers arrive in a remote village with different goals, and the action unfolds as they unpack their suitcases. Presented by Philadelphia’s Applied Mechanics. North End Studio, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 608-695-3640, appliedmechanicstheatre@gmail.com.

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The Great Richmond Root Out! Knotweed Whacking: See SUN.05, 5:30-7 p.m.

business

Getting Down to Business: Entrepreneurs receive advice on turning that great idea into a successful biz in this five-week series. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392, ext. 10.

dance

Country Dance Night: Learn to line dance — six beginner’s sessions throughout the evening should do the trick. Proceeds benefit the Crohn’s & Colitis Foundation of America. North End Studio, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $10 admission. Info, 658-0096.

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Discover Waldorf Early Education: Parents and would-be students churn butter, collect eggs and feed hens to get a taste of the atmosphere and imaginative play of a typical nursery-school or kindergarten classroom. Preregister. Orchard Valley

Waldorf School, East Montpelier, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 456-7400.

theater

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‘Portmanteau’: See SUN.05, 9 p.m.

2011 New England ‘Living’ Show House: See WED.01, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Historic Tours: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Raptor Encounter: See WED.01, 11 a.m. Talk to the Trainer: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

fairs & festivals

Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: See FRI.03, 12-midnight. Fringe Festival: See WED.01, 6:30 p.m.

food & drink

Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.01, 2 p.m. Thetford Farmers Market: Quilts and crafts supplement edible offerings of fruits and vegetables, honey, pastries, maple syrup, and more. Thetford Hill Green, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, 785-4404.

health & fitness

Armchair Aerobics: See THU.02, 11:30 a.m.-noon. Aura Healing Clinic: People receive treatment for and feedback about their personal energy fields. Golden Sun Healing Center, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 922-9090. Exercise for Balance: See FRI.03, 10-11 a.m.

kids

Draw Comics!: Teens sketch and share illustrated narratives. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Music With Raphael: See THU.02, 10:45 a.m. Stories With Megan: Preschoolers ages 3 to 6 expand their imaginations through storytelling, songs and rhymes. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Swanton Playgroup: Kids and caregivers squeeze in quality time over imaginative play and snacks. Mary Babcock Elementary School, Swanton, 9:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426.

music

Green Mountain Opera Festival Open Rehearsal: See FRI.03, 7 p.m. JD Allen Trio: Got sax? A rising star of contemporary jazz performs with bassist Gregg August and drummer Rudy Royston. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. Jazz on the Marketplace: Local bands serenade passersby from two stages during the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, noon-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-7992. Recorder-Playing Group: Musicians produce early folk and baroque melodies. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6580030, info@prestomusic.net. Vermont Fiddle Orchestra Rehearsals: New and established members of the nonprofit community orchestra fiddle around at practice time. St. Augustine’s Catholic Church, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 877-343-3531, info@vtfiddleorchestra. org.

‘La Rondine’: See FRI.03, 8 p.m.

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Eleanor Henderson: The author of Ten Thousand Saints, a novel about teens, drugs and punk rock that’s partially set in Vermont, reads pages. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-2711. Marjorie Cady Memorial Writers Group: Budding wordsmiths improve their craft through “homework” assignments, creative exercises and sharing. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 388-2926, cpotter935@comcast. net. Shape & Share Life Stories: Prompts trigger true tales, which are crafted into compelling narratives and read aloud. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

TUE.07 business

Getting Down to Business: See MON.06, 6:307:30 p.m. Roundtable Discussion Series: A local expert helps small-biz owners practice their fast-talking elevator pitch. Office Squared, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 951-6762.

dance

Ballroom & Latin Dance: Dance-floor disciplines — including cha-cha and tango — keep feet on the move. Union Elementary School, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $12-14. Info, 225-8699 or 223-2921, elabd@comcast.net. Double Vision Open Rehearsal: Members of the San Francisco-based modern-dance company polish their moves during a dance residency. Contemporary Dance & Fitness Studio, Montpelier, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 229-4676.

etc.

Historic Tours: See WED.01, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Raptor Encounter: See WED.01, 11 a.m. Talk to the Trainer: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

fairs & festivals

Burlington Discover Jazz Festival: See FRI.03, 12-midnight. Fringe Festival: See WED.01, 8 p.m.

food & drink

Asian Cooking Techniques: Arthur Shelmandine of It’s Arthur’s Fault! recreates authentic flavors using locally grown meats and produce, as well as ingredients from Korea, Thailand, Japan, China and Vietnam. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 8632569, ext. 1. Chocolate-Dipping Demo: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

games

Game Day: Preschoolers from the Burlington Children Space get together with seniors for puzzles, and board and card games. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585.

health & fitness

Laughter Yoga: What’s so funny? Giggles burst out as gentle aerobic exercise and yogic breathing meet unconditional laughter to enhance physical, emotional, and spiritual health and wellbeing. Miller Community and Recreation Center, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 355-5129.

kids

Alburgh Playgroup: Tots form friendships over stories, songs and crafts. Alburgh Elementary School, 12:15-1 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Creative Tuesdays: Artists engage their imaginations with recycled crafts. Kids under 10 must be accompanied by an adult. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. Grand Isle Pajama Story Time: Listeners show up with blankets for bedtime tales. Grand Isle Free Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Open Computer Time: See THU.02, 3-4:30 p.m. Science & Stories: Turtle Talk: Kids have aha! moments regarding the shelled reptiles that reside in Vermont. ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m. Regular admission, $9.50-12.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386. South Hero Playgroup: Free play, crafting and snacks entertain children and their grown-up companions. South Hero Congregational Church, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 527-5426. Story Time for Tots: Three- to 5-year-olds savor stories, songs, crafts and company. CarpenterCarse Library, Hinesburg, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 482-2878. Toddler Story Time: Tots 3 and under discover the wonder of words. Carpenter-Carse Library, Hinesburg, 9:30-10 a.m. Free. Info, 482-2878.

language

Pause Café: French speakers of all levels converse en français. Borders Books & Music, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-5088.

music

Amateur Musicians Orchestra: Daniel Bruce directs a spring concert program of works by Johannes Brahms, César Franck and Richard Rodgers. Elley-Long Music Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 839-9067. Green Mountain Chorus: Men who like to sing learn four-part harmonies at an open meeting of this all-guy barbershop group. St. Francis Xavier School, Winooski, 7-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 505-9595. Green Mountain Opera Festival Master Class: Ellen Douglas Schlaefer, director of GMOF’s production of Carmen, trains voices. Schoolhouse, Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7722.

Johnson Farmers Market: A street emporium bursts with local agricultural products ranging from produce to herbs to fresh-baked bread. United Church, Johnson, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1682.

Green Mountain Opera Festival Open Rehearsal: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

Morning Bird Walk: Naturalist Matt Kolan and other binocular fans search from grassland to wetland for feathers in the air. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 7-9 a.m. $6. Info, 985-8686.

Old North End Farmers Market: Local farmers sell the fruits of their fields, and their labor. Integrated Arts Academy, H.O. Wheeler Elementary School, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 324-3073.

sport

Rutland County Farmers Market: See SAT.04, 3-6 p.m.

Milton Community Band Rehearsal: Director Phil Mears oversees bandmates and new members in a varied repertoire jumping from patriotic tunes to Broadway favorites. Band room. Milton Elementary School, 7-8:45 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

outdoors

Adult Floor Hockey: Male and female players ages 18 and up work up a sweat with the Greater Burlington Hockey Club. Sports & Fitness Edge, 4 Gauthier Dr., Essex, 7-9 p.m. $5; sticks provided. Info, 399-2985.

Jazz on the Marketplace: See MON.06, noon6:30 p.m.

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fiND SElEct EVENtS oN twittEr @7dayscalendar Sheila Jordan & Jay Clayton: A longstanding singer-songwriter and an avant-garde vocalist present their unique takes on the jazz genre. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-5966. Waterbury Community band rehearSalS: Brass and wind musicians join the band in playing marches, swing medleys and Broadway faves at this open practice session. Waterbury Congregational Church, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, info@ waterburycommunityband.org.

talks

amy miller: In “Cultivating True Happiness Through Establishing a Practice,” the director of the Milarepa Center offers a fun and relaxed approach to spiritual practice through meditation and discussion. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations accepted. Info, 633-4136.

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GWendolyn hallSmith: The Montpelier author and executive director of the Department of Planning and Community Development explains how new systems of exchange can lead to a healthier society at the launch of her book Creating Wealth: Growing Local Economies with Local Currencies. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

Wed.08 community

WinooSki Coalition for a Safe and PeaCeful Community: Neighbors and local businesses help create a thriving Onion City by planning community events, sharing resources, networking and more. O’Brien Community Center, Winooski, 3:30-4:45 p.m. Free. Info, 655-1392, ext.10.

conferences

Vermont artS CounCil annual meetinG: A short business meeting precedes a grantee showcase featuring Jamie Keithline of Crabgrass Puppet Theatre, musician Robin MacArthur and a screening of Josh Melrod’s Cartoon College. Reception to follow in the Cedar Creek Room. Senate Chambe, Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 828-5422.

knit niGht: Crafty needleworkers (crocheters, too) share their talents and company as they give yarn a makeover. Phoenix Books, Essex, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

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ComPuter leSSon: Folks in need of some technology tutelage sign up for a tailored, 45-minute course with an expert. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585. raPtor enCounter: See WED.01, 11 a.m. talk to the trainer: See WED.01, 2 p.m.

fairs & festivals

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food & drink

barre farmerS market: See WED.01, 3-6:30 p.m. ChoColate-diPPinG demo: See WED.01, 2 p.m. South hero farmerS market: See WED.01, 4-7 p.m.

armChair aerobiCS: See THU.02, 11:30 a.m.-noon.

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enerGy taPPinG: Eliminate anxiety and depression through acupressure techniques. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 10:15 a.m. $5 suggested donation. Info, 658-3585. yoGa ClaSS: Gentle stretches improve core strength and flexibility. Champlain Senior Center, McClure MultiGenerational Center, Burlington, 9 a.m. $5 donation. Info, 658-3585.

kids

enoSburG PlayGrouP: See WED.01, 9-11 a.m. kidS in the kitChen: Young chefs get busy flipping and flapjacking as they mix up batter for short stacks. Preregister. Healthy Living, South Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. $20 per child; free for an accompanying adult. Info, 863-2569, ext. 1.

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language

italian ConVerSation GrouP: Parla Italiano? A native speaker leads a language practice for all ages and abilities. Room 101, St. Edmund’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 899-3869.

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outdoors

near full-moon Paddle: Rowers relish fresh air and abundant wildlife on a nighttime tour. Northwoods Stewardship Center, East Charleston, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 723-6551, events@northwoodscenter.org.

talks

miChael touGiaS: In “Indian Wars of New England,” the speaker covers the conflicts between Native Americans and colonists, from the arrival of the Pilgrims to the tail end of the French and Indian War. Greater Hartford United Church of Christ, White River Junction, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 295-2123.

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Sun to CheeSe tourS: Visitors take a behindthe-scenes look at dairy farming and cheese making as they observe raw milk turning into farmhouse cheddar. Preregister. Shelburne Farms, 2-4 p.m. $15 includes a block of cheese. Info, 985-8686.

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BCA offers dozens of weeklong summer art camps for ages 3-14 in downtown Burlington from June to August – the largest selection of art camps in the region! Choose full- or halfday camps – scholarships are available. See all the camps and details at burlingtoncityarts.com.

climbing VERMONT CLIMBING & ADVENTURE SCHOOL: Location: Vermont Climbing & Adventure School, 76 Venus Ave., Burlington. Info: Regina, 858-9034. Overnight Yoga and Climbing Retreat, June 17 and 18, $125/person. Mother and Child Outdoor Climbing Day, June 26, $125/two people. Women’s Day on the Rocks, July 9, $75/person. Individual and small-group rockclimbing instruction available by appointment.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Cost: $13/class. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 598-1077, info@salsalina. com. Salsa classes, nightclub-style. One-on-one, group and private, four levels. Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. Argentinean Tango class and social, Fridays, 7:30 p.m., walk-ins welcome. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout!

SUMMER CAMP: TEEN PHOTO: Jul. 11-15, 1-4 p.m. Cost: $170/ camp. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. Learn the mysteries of the photographic darkroom! In this camp, teens will go on guided photo shoots in downtown Burlington and will learn how to print their own black-andwhite photographs. Manual cameras, film and paper are all provided. Ages 12-14. SUMMER CAMP: CAMP TADPOLE: Aug. 8-12, 9:30 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $100/ camp. Location: Print and Clay Studio, Burlington. Young children can experience exciting art and craft projects that will open up their imagination and unlock their creativity. Painting, clay, collage, stories, games and much more mixed in with a healthy dose of play! Drop off your child and head out for some summer fun of your own. Ages 3-6.

LEARN TO SWING DANCE: Cost: $60/6-week series ($50 for students/seniors). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: lindyvermont. com, 860-7501. Great fun, exercise and socializing, with fabulous music. Learn in a welcoming and lighthearted environment. Classes start every six weeks: Tuesdays for beginners; Wednesdays for upper levels. Instructors: Shirley McAdam and Chris Nickl.

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davisstudiovt.com 425-2700 ENVIRONMENTAL ART EXPLORATIONS TEEN CAMP: Aug. 15-19. Cost: $400/ camp. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Students will spend the week working in nature, creating sculptures using found objects. At the end, each student will receive a professionally bound book containing images of the sculptures. INTRO TO OIL PAINTING TEEN CAMP: Jul. 25-29. Cost: $400/ camp. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Begin working in oil paint. Instruction will emphasize composition, color and step-by-step process of creating a satisfying result. Students will paint at least three finished pieces to take home. FASHION DESIGN INTENSIVE TEEN CAMP: Jul. 4-8 or Jul. 1115. Cost: $400/camp. Location: Davis Studio, 4 Howard St., Burlington. You will design your own clothing line from concept to creation. Learn hand stitches, advanced sewing techniques and characteristics of fabrics. Fashion show at the end!

empowerment DEVELOPING YOUR HIGH SENSE PERCEPTION: Jun. 18-19, 9 a.m.5 p.m. Cost: $75/weekend incl. snacks & lunches. Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. Learn how to use the full range of your psychic abilities, access the Akashic records and develop your skill in working with subtle energies in this experiential workshop. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author. FINDING YOUR MISSION IN LIFE: Jun. 2-23, 7-9 p.m., Weekly on Thu. Cost: $120/course. Location: 55 Clover Lane, Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. Discover the unique way you are meant to make a difference in the world and open your life to joy, meaning and wonder. Led by Dr. Sue Mehrtens, teacher and author, with a personal reading by a member of the Life Mission Institute team.

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DANCE ARTISTS COLLECTIVE: Mon., 7:00-8:15 p.m. Location: Burlington Dances (Chace Mill, top floor), 1 Mill St., 372, Burlington. Info: Burlington Dances, Lucille Dyer, 863-3369, Info@BurlingtonDances.com, BurlingtonDances.com. The Modern Dance innovators were students of Rudolph Laban and Francois Delsartes systems for enhancing expressive capacity, engaging the whole self and experiencing harmonious movement. Increase awareness of your body as it relates to function, relationships, decision making and creativity, and discover your own choreographic artistry. Community class (by donation).

LEARN TO DANCE W/A PARTNER!: Cost: $50/4-week class. Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington, St. Albans, Colchester. Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, FirstStepDance.com. Come alone, or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Three locations to choose from!

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SUMMER CAMP: ITSY BITSY FASHION: Jul. 25-29, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $170/camp. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. Become a miniature fashion designer! Campers will learn basic sewing techniques and will use simple patterns to cut and create their own dolls out of various sewing materials, including cottons, rickrack, yarns, ribbons, buttons, puffy fabric paints and more. By the end of the week, campers will have made many fashionable outfits and accessories for

DANCE CONDITIONING & BALLET: Ballet Barre & Adagio, Wed. 5:45-7 p.m. Dance Conditioning Wed. 7-7:45 p.m. Location: Burlington Dances, 1 Mill St., suite 372, Burlington. Info: 863-3369, lucille@ naturalbodiespilates.com, NaturalBodiesPilates.com. Perfect for beginning-level students, Ballet Barre and Adagio is taught by classically trained teachers for the experience of elegance, personal growth and fun. One of the best ways to condition the body for any eventuality, Dance Conditioning draws upon the wisdom and traditions of dancers for a balanced physique.

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PHOTO: INTRO FILM OR DIGITAL SLR CAMERA: Jul. 6-Aug. 10, 6:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $145/members, $130.50/ BCA members. Location: BCA Center, Burlington. Explore the basic workings of the manual 35 mm film or digital SLR camera to learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds and exposure, and learn the basics of composition, lens choices and film types/sensitivity. Bring your manual 35mm film or digital SLR camera manual. No experience necessary.

SUMMER CAMP: SILK-SCREEN DESIGN: Jun. 20-24, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $170/camp. Location: Print & Clay Studio, Burlington. Learn how to create your own unique designs using silk screens. Teens will be introduced to BCA’s professional print studio, will learn some basic silk-screen techniques, and will create posters, banners and more. By the end of the week, participants will have reproduced a variety of images while learning the silk-screening process. Pair this with Teen Photo for a fullday experience. Ages 12-14.

their own dolls. Pair this with Illustrate It! for a full-day experience. Ages 6-8.

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3-DAY PMP EXAM BOOT CAMP: Jun. 28-30, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $1,999/camp. Location: DoubleTree Hotel, 1117 Williston Rd., S. Burlington. Info: Desai Management Consulting, LLC, Vijay Desai, MBA, PMP, P.Eng., 363-9260, vdesai@pmforstrategy.com, pmforstrategy.com. The 3-Day PMP Exam Preparation Boot Camp by DMC (Desai Management Consulting LLC) is a thorough and accelerated course focused on a single goal: Equipping project managers with the knowledge and techniques they need to pass PMI’s Project Management Professional Certification Exam.

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SUMMER CAMP: CLAYMATION: Jun. 20-24, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. Cost: $170/camp. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington. Campers will make their own 3-D characters come alive through the art of stop-motion animation. Forming small “production companies,” teams of campers will write original stories, sculpt characters, construct sets and then animate their creations for the camera. Aspects of postproduction work, including some computer editing, may be incorporated to create individual CDs of the campers’ work. Pair this with Mosaic Glass Design for a full-day experience. Ages 9-11.

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INDIGO: LEARN ABOUT INDIGO CHILDREN & ADULTS: Jun. 4, 11 a.m.-1 p.m.. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 658-9440, vtcyt.com. Learn about Indigos and how their life purposes can make the world a better place through their deeply felt sense of mission. Gain a deeper understanding of what makes Indigo’s tick and how they can be happy and fulfilled in the world. VISUAL JOURNALING: ACCESSING YOUR INNER WISDOM: Jun. 11-12, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $75/class. Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909. Connect with your inner wisdom as you learn the process of Visual Journaling in this experiential workshop; all books and art supplies will be provided. Led by Susan I. Lee, EdD, teacher and consultant. This course is suitable for CEUs.

wait is over. She’s back for one day only, so shine up your shoes, bring a water bottle and get ready to swing! JAZZ IMPROV W/GEORGE VOLAND: Ages 18+, Thu., Jul. 14-Aug. 11, 5:45-7:15 p.m. Cost: $95/5 weeks. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Musicians of all kinds improvise: jazz, of course, but also rock, blues, folk and classical; even Bach improvised! This group focuses on the art of improvisation: creating original melodies on the spot, using jazz chords as our harmonic guide. You’ll play in a combo setting with like-minded folks who may become your future jam partners! One year of experience on your instrument recommended.

JAZZ MUSIC SUMMER INTENSIVES, JUL. 25-29: Beginning Improvisation for ages 10-12, 10 a.m.-12 p.m., $135 (incl. ticket to an evening concert). Latin Jazz Music or Hand Percussion (choose your track) for ages 13-adult, 12:30-5 p.m., $285 (incl. ticket to an evening concert. Also avail. for credit through UVM). Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. All students work with skilled artist/educators in clinics and combos, take a hand percussion workshop with Steve Ferraris, and experience amazing guest sessions with world-renowned artist/educator 652-4548 Arturo O’Farrill. The week culmiflynnarts@flynncenter.org nates in a concert at the Flynn on Friday. See website for more 1x1-FlynnPerfArts093009.indd 1 9/28/09 3:32:51 PM detail on specific tracks. BODY AWARENESS SERIES: ALEXANDER, FELDENKRAIS & LABAN/BARTENIEFF TECHNIQUES: Open level, Wed., Jul. 6-Aug. 10, 7:30-9 p.m. Cost: $95/6-wk. series or $35/2-wk. segment. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. Specially trained practitioners of different modalities open you up to new ease of movement and help you become aware of movement habits and reduce unnecessary tension. Learn to make movement choices that are logical, effortless, efficient and aware.

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JUST ADDED! TAP MASTER CLASS W/LISA HOPKINS: Intermediate & Advanced Teens/Adults, Wed., Jul. 13, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $28/ class. Location: Flynn Center, Burlington. We’ve missed our tap teaching artist Lisa Hopkins while she went on sabbatical to L.A. to develop a show, but the

gardening OPEN HOUSE CELEBRATING NATURE: Jun. 12, 10-5 p.m. Location: Marijke’s Perennial Gardens Plus, 1299 Robert Young Rd., S. Starksboro. Info: marijke’s perennial Gardens Plus, marijke niles, 453-7590, marijken@gmavt.net, perennialgardensplus.com. Sunday, June 12. Exquisite gardens in a spectacular mountainous wildlife setting. Hardy field-grown perennials and small fruits for sale. Free and open to the public. All ages welcome. 10 a.m. and 4 p.m. garden tours, 1 p.m. native plant workshop, 11-1:30 music by Simbo, 2:30 Zumba with Lindsey.

herbs WISDOM OF THE HERBS SCHOOL: Wild Edible Intensive spring/summer term will be held May 15, Jun. 5 & Jul. 10, & summer/fall term will be held Aug. 21, Sep. 18 & Oct. 16. Join either or both terms of Wild Edibles. VSAC nondegree grants may be avail. Monthly Wild Edible & Medicinal Plant Walks w/Annie, & Naturalist Walks w/ George, $10, dates announced on our Facebook page, join our email list, or call us. Location: Wisdom of the Herbs School, Woodbury. Info: 456-8122, annie@wisdomoftheherbsschool. com, wisdomoftheherbsschool. com. Earth skills for changing times. Experiential programs embracing local, wild, edible and medicinal plants, food as first medicine, sustainable living skills, and the inner journey. Annie McCleary, director, and George Lisi, naturalist.

martial arts AIKIDO: Adult classes meet 7 days a week. Join now and receive a 3 mo. membership (unlimited classes) for $175. Location: Aikido of Champlain Valley, 257 Pine St. (across from Conant Metal and Light), Burlington. Info: 951-8900, burlingtonaikido.org. Aikido is a dynamic Japanese martial art that promotes physical and mental harmony through the use of breathing exercises, aerobic conditioning, circular movements, and pinning and throwing techniques. We also

teach sword/staff arts and knife defense. The Samurai Youth Program provides scholarships for children and teenagers, ages 7-17. AIKIDO: Tue.-Fri. 6-7:30 p.m.; Sun., 10-11:30 a.m. Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave. (2nd floor), Burlington. Info: Vermont Aikido, 862-9785, vermontaikido.org. Aikido trains body and spirit together, promoting physical flexibility with flowing movement, martial awareness with compassionate connection, respect for others and confidence in oneself. Beginners Intro: Thursday evenings through May 19, 6-7:30 pm. $65 fee includes practice uniform. New five-week class for kids starts June 11! Saturday mornings from 9:30-10:30 a.m. FUN SUMMER AIKIDO FOR CHILDREN AGES 6-12: Location: Vermont Aikido, 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 862-9785. 5-week class meets Saturday mornings 9:30-10:30 a.m. starting June 11. $60 includes uniform you get to take home! Questions or want to learn more about aikido? Call or visit website. VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, Julio@bjjusa. com, vermontbjj.com. Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibility, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and self-confidence. We offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian JiuJitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian JiuJitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil. VING TSUN KUNG FU: Mon. & Wed., 5:30-7:30. Cost: $90/mo. Location: Robert Miller Center, 130 Gosse Ct., Burlington. Info: Moy Tung Kung Fu, Nick, 3183383, kungfu.vt@gmail.com, moytungvt.com. Traditional Moy Yat Ving Tsun Kung Fu. Learn a highly effective combination of relaxation, center line control and economy of motion. Take physical stature out of the equation; with the time-tested Ving Tsun system, simple principles work with any body type. Free introductory class.

massage ASIAN BODYWORK THERAPY PROGRAM: Weekly on Mon., Tue. Cost: $5,000/500-hour program. Location: Elements of Healing, 21 Essex Way, suite 109, Essex Jct. Info: Elements of Healing, Scott Moylan, 2888160, elementsofhealing@verizon.net, elementsofhealing.net. This program teaches two forms of massage, Amma and Shiatsu. We will explore Oriental medicine theory and diagnosis as well as the body’s meridian system, acupressure points, Yin Yang and 5-Element Theory. Additionally, 100 hours of Western anatomy and physiology will be taught. VSAC nondegree grants are available. NCBTMB-assigned school. FOCUS ON EXTREMETIES 14 CEUS: Jun. 11-12, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Cost: $245/14 CEUs; $225 when deposit of $50 is received by May 27. Inquire about the Introductory Risk Free Fee. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts, Burlington. Info: Dianne Swafford, 734-1121, swaffordperson@hotmail.com. We will learn specific techniques for facilitating release in the shoulder, elbows, wrists, hands, hips, knees, ankles and feet. By using comfortable positioning and movement, we access the innate, self-corrective reflexes, achieving pain relief and structural balance. Using ortho-bionomy we will explore a simple and natural means of working with neuromuscular tension patterns that is gentle, effective and transformative. INTRO TO MASSAGE SCHOOL WRKSHP: Jun. 4, 9:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. Cost: $25/3-hr. class. Location: Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 187 St. Paul St., Burlington. Info: Touchstone Healing Arts, Mark Adams, 658-7715, touchvt@ gmail.com, touchstonehealingarts.com. Our nine-month training fully prepares individuals for a rewarding career. You can expect personal and professional growth, detailed body sciences, exceptional massage technique and practice. Thirteen years of excellence!

meditation CHOD: CUTTING THROUGH THE EGO: Jun. 17-19, 7:30-3 p.m. Cost: $120/weekend. Location: Laughing River Yoga Studio, Chace Mill, 1 Mill St., Burlington. Info: Rime Shedrub Ling Vermont, Sarah Snow, 684-0452, VermontRSL@gmail.com, meetup.com/Rime-Shedrub-LingVermont. Khachab Rinpoche will bestow the empowerment and teachings of Chod. Through this esoteric Tibetan Buddhist

practice, one aims to cut through the obstacles of premature death, disturbing emotions, bodily and mental sufferings, and unawareness. The fruition is the recognition of mind’s essence, free from grasping, anger and confusion. LEARN TO MEDITATE: Meditation instruction available Sunday mornings, 9 a.m.-12 p.m., or by appointment. The Shambhala Cafe meets the first Saturday of each month for meditation and discussions, 9 a.m.-12 p.m. An Open House occurs every third Wednesday evening of each month, 7-9 p.m., which includes an intro to the center, a short dharma talk and socializing. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 So. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org. Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom.

nature GOT FOOD SECURITY?: May 14-Sep. 18. Cost: $500/workshop. Location: Outdoors, Burlington & surrounding areas. Info: Eric Garza, 881-8675, DeepGreenResilience@gmail. com. Join local forager and hunter Eric Garza for two programs that will help participants develop relationships with wild foods. One workshop focuses on wild edible and medicinal plants, another focuses on hunting. The hunting workshop is not a substitute for a hunter safety course and will not harm any animals.

organization CLUTTER CONTROL 101: 4-lesson online workshop. Starts Thu., Jun. 16. A new lesson will be released ea. Thu. for 4 consecutive weeks, ending Jul. 7. Cost: $29/workshop. Location: Online, via email (lessons will be a mix of text & audio). Info: Perfect Order Organizing, Kelly McCann, 881-2456, KellyJayneMcCann@gmail.com, PerfectOrderOrganizing.com. Do you want to get organized, but have no idea where to start? Are you overwhelmed by too much stuff? If so, this is the workshop for you. Taught by a professional organizer. You will learn how to let go of clutter and keep it from coming back for good.

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pilates ALL WeLLness: Location: 128 Lakeside Ave., Ste. 103, Burlington. Info: 863-9900, allwellnessvt.com. We encourage all ages, all bodies and all abilities to discover greater ease and enjoyment in life by integrating Pilates, physical therapy, yoga and nutrition. come experience our welcoming atmosphere, skillful, caring instructors and light-filled studio. Join us for a free introduction to the reformer, every saturday at 10:30 a.m. and the first Tuesday of every month at 7 p.m.: Just call and reserve your spot!

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spirituality monthLy reAding/heALing: Meeting first Thursday of every month. Cost: $20/person. Location: Moonlight Gift Shoppe, Rt. 7, Milton. Info: 8939966, moonlightgiftshoppe@ yahoo.com. Healings will be given before the readings begin to raise the energy vibration/ frequency of the event. after the healing session, readings begin. everyone receives a reading!

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WeAther shAmAnism LeveL 1: Jun. 11-12, 10 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $195/2-day weekend class. Location: Shaman’s Flame Woodbury facility, 644 Log Town Rd., E. Calais. Info: Shaman’s Flame, Peter CLARK, 253-7846, peterclark13@ gmail.com, shamansflame. com. a form of spiritual ecology, a call to caring about the environment. Weather shamanism is not about controlling weather, but rather about healing our relationship with weather and its associated spiritual intelligence. Through shamanic journeying,

snAke-styLe tAi Chi ChuAn: Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, iptaichi.org. The Yang snake style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles.

Arts infused, interdisciplinary, inspiring classes, camps and workshops for kids, teens and adults. Visit the classes section at wingspanpaintingstudio.com for more details. Sliding scale available, all abilities welcome. Let your imagination soar! summer CAmps: 3 sessions open, 8:30-2:30 p.m. Cost: $300/incl. all materials. Location: wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington. Info: wingspan Studio, Maggie Standley, maggiestandley@

midLife trAnsitions: Letting go & moving forWArd, An interACtive Workshop for Women 40+: Jun. 13-20, 5:30-8:30 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $99/2-wk. series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 6589440, vtcyt.com. explore midlife transitions. Be inspired to find courage, vision and spirit to face challenging external changes by making internal shifts. We will explore the three phases of transition: (1) letting go, (2) experiencing the emptiness, (3) creating new possibilities. Includes meditation, body awareness, visualizations, coaching tools and group sharing to guide you as you move forward and find new directions.

LAughing river yogA: Daily yoga classes & monthly yoga workshops. $13 drop in, $110 for 10 classes, monthly unlimited $130, summer unlimited (Jun. 1-Aug. 31) $330. By-donation classes ($5-$15 suggested) Mon.-Fri. at 9 a.m. Location: Laughing River Yoga, 1 Mill St., Chace Mill, suite 126, Burlington. Info: Laughing River Yoga, 343-8119, emily@laughingriveryoga.com, laughingriveryoga. com. Yoga studio downstairs in the chace Mill. experienced and compassionate teachers offer Kripalu, Jivamukti, Vajra, Flow, Yin, Restorative, Kundalini, Iyengar, PranaVayu and DJ Groove yoga. educate yourself with monthly workshops and class series. lots of light. River view. Parking. all levels welcome! Deepen your understanding of who you are. mind, Body & yogA for teenAge girLs W/tishA shuLL: Jun. 22-Jul. 13, 4-5:15 p.m., Weekly on Wed. Cost: $45/ series. Location: Vermont Center

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oLd sChooL AshtAngA Workshop!: July 22-24, Fri. 6-8 p.m.; Sat. & Sun., 9 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $250/16-hr. workshop. Location: Yoga Vermont, Contois Auditorium, Burlington City Hall, Burlington. Info: Yoga Vermont, Kathy McNames York, 238-0594, kathy@yogavermont.com, yogavermont.com. David swenson and shelley Washington will be back in Burlington leading an ashtanga yoga extended weekend workshop. 16 hours over three days. ceUs available. Guaranteed to be fun and educational for all. No previous ashtanga experience necessary. Renew your practice, increase your understanding and maybe learn to jump through. restorAtive yogA, reiki & AromAtherApy W/Anne mArtin & JAne JAreCki LAnzA: Jun. 19, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Cost: $35/course. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 658-9440, vtcyt.com. Revel in stillness during this twohour Restorative Yoga, Reiki & aromatherapy Workshop. Through supported, long-held asanas, you give the body permission to relax and your mind spaciousness. Feel the profound effects of this simple rejuvenating practice, Reiki’s light touch and aromatic essential oils. No yoga experience necessary. m

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infertiLity & stress reduCtion: Jun. 30-Jul. 28, 5:45-7 p.m., Weekly on Mon. Cost: $75/series. Location: Vermont Center for Yoga & Therapy, 364 Dorset St., suite 204, S. Burlington. Info: 6589440, vtcyt.com. Infertility is typically an unexpected experience that leads to emotional and physical stress. Utilizing gentle yoga poses, working with breath and reestablishing a sense of personal empowerment can help counterbalance the distressing impacts of infertility. all levels of experience with yoga (beginners to experienced) can participate.

evoLution yogA: Daily yoga classes for all levels from $5-$14, conveniently located in Burlington. 10-class cards and unlimited memberships available for discounted rates. Mon.-Fri. @ 4:30 p.m., class is only $5!. Location: Evolution Yoga, Burlington. Info: 8649642, yoga@evolutionvt.com, evolutionvt.com. evolution’s certified teachers are skilled with students ranging from beginner-advanced. We offer classes in Vinyasa, anusarainspired, Kripalu, and Iyengar yoga. Babies/kids classes also available! Prepare for birth and strengthen postpartum with pre/postnatal yoga, and check out our thriving massage practice. Participate in our community blog: evolutionvt.com/ evoblog.

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yAng-styLe tAi Chi: Beginner’s class, Wed., 5:30. All levels class on Sat., 8:30 a.m. No class on May 14 or 28. Cost: $16/class. Location: Vermont Tai Chi Academy & Healing Center, 180 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Turn right into driveway immediately after the railroad tracks. Located in the old Magic Hat Brewery building. Info: 3186238. Tai chi is a slow-moving martial art that combines deep breathing and graceful movements to produce the valuable effects of relaxation, improved concentration, improved balance, a decrease in blood pressure and ease in the symptoms of fibromyalgia. Janet Makaris, instructor.

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hittenden County has become increasingly diverse over the past 15 years. These days, at least in Burlington, one can see African girls with colorful head scarves walking to school, Vietnamese restaurants in nearly every neighborhood and “new Americans” working for local businesses such as City Market. Culinary and sartorial style are often the clearest evidence that northwestern Vermont is the state’s most multicultural region. However, its music scene has remained surprisingly, well, white bread. Seny Daffe, an African immigrant born in Guinea, is starting to change that. He has performed with Barika, the popular West African-influenced group led by n’goni player Craig Myers, and sung with Seny Daffe & Wontanara jazz-fusion explorers Japhy Ryder. And Daffe is part of Jeh Kulu Dance and Drum Theater, a traditional West African performance and educational ensemble that performs all over New England. Now he has banded together with a group of his fellow Guineans to explore West African music as Seny Daffe & WonSeny Daffe & Wontanara explore West African fusion B Y M AT T B U S HL O W tanara. “I used to sing with Japhy Ryder and Toubab Krewe and different bands,” says Daffe notes that sometimes when the To make a point, Daffe explains how the The polycultural group has been toDaffe during a recent hang at the band’s gether just a few months but has already Guineans lapse into Soussou, one of their forest people of Guinea once used a krin, practice space in Burlington’s New North played at Parima and Nectar’s in Burling- native languages, they start laughing, and a small wooden percussion instrument, to End. “And when I get off the stage, people ton. It’s also added new talent — local gui- even though Thime hasn’t a clue what communicate. tell me, ‘Oh, you good singer, you can make tarist Jerome Monachino and keyboardist they’re saying, he laughs, too. But music “A long time ago, we don’t have elecyour own band.’” tricity, telephone,” Daffe says. “And we Andric Severance — upon the request of shines through as the universal language. Daffe took the encouragement to heart. “For any of the cues we can’t understand communicate with this instrument. Camara, who plays Seny Daffe & the African string in- verbally, they play it for us,” says Ormiston. When somebody have a baby, and there’s Wontanara feastruments kora and “When you play it, it doesn’t matter what no phone, how you going to know someture fellow Jeh balafon and wanted language you speak. You still all hear it the thing’s going on? So this [is] the instruKulu members ment we communicate with. It’s like Afrito hear some guitar same.” Ismael Bangoura That message is central to Wontanara. can telephone.” and keys in the mix. and Sidiki Sylla He picks up a pair of sticks and deftly Just last week, the According to Daffe, the band’s name means as well as newplays a quick series of rolls on the hollow new lineup played “we are all together.” comer to Vermont “Our culture ... African culture ... we wooden krin. They mimic the traditional its first gig at Higher and Guinea native Ground as an opening share wherever we go,” says percussionist ring of a telephone so accurately that evLansana Camara. act. The headliner? Bangoura, who has been a key force in Jeh eryone breaks into laughter in acknowlAll four have muAcclaimed African Kulu since 1997. “And it’s why [Jeh Kulu edgment. sical experience Though Daffe says he never planned to band Sierra Leone’s does] the residency with the little kids,” he that goes back to says, referring to weeklong programs the create a band that was half white AmeriRefugee All Stars. PAT ORMISTON their childhoods Clearly, the band band presents at schools around New Eng- can and half black African, it exemplifies and is rooted in is off to a promising land. “We go to one school the whole week, what he sees as Wontanara’s mission. traditional West African drum and dance. start onstage, if still finding its legs in the and we do the show. The parents come. “The four of us [Guineans], we can do a And each has had a long professional ca- communication department. No, it’s not Everybody sees the African culture. That’s song ... but together [with the Americans] reer in dance and music, touring profes- the usual conflicts over creative direction what we do our whole life.” is stronger,” he says. “To mix it ... is really sionally in Africa, Europe, the U.S. and or ego. Sometimes the Guineans just forget Camara, Bangoura and Sylla all agree nice to see on the stage. So dance and drum elsewhere. when Daffe says music is “like talking” for bring everybody together. We are so happy to speak English. But the band has some American-born “I don’t understand half of what them. He points out that though Wontanara to have them ... We are all together. members, as well. Rounding out the lineup they’re saying half the time,” says Thime, practice on a regular basis, the Guineans is a rhythm section familiar to followers to uproarious laughter from everyone in don’t practice for their Jeh Kulu gigs together. Seny Daffe & Wontanara play the of the Burlington music scene: bassist Pat the room. “They’re speaking in another Instead, they just “talk” to each other during Fountain Stage on Church Street in Burlington as part of the Burlington Discover Ormiston and drummer Jason Thime, both language, but it’s cool. It’s been a lot of the show, using their instruments. They’ve all Jazz Festival on Saturday, June 4, 6 p.m. Free. of Japhy Ryder. played traditional music since they were kids. fun.”

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Well, race fans, it’s that time of year once again, when we roll up our sleeves, unbutton our collar, flex our jazz hands and, well, ignore the Burlington Discover Jazz Festival. I’m kidding, of course. We’re hardly ignoring the BDJF. We’ve been spotlighting shows in these pages for the past month. There’s a big story about Friday’s Miles davis-inspired blowout with Bitches Brew revisited on page 24, and a nifty little piece about a local band, seny daffe & wontonara, playing a Jazz Fest gig leading this very section of the paper. And I’ll be on the teevee every day next week talking up Jazz Fest stuff with the nice folks at WPTZ. Hell, I might even break my own Jazz Free Zone Soundbites rule later in the column. Scandalous, I know. BDJF has become so ubiquitous that, for these next 10 days, you can’t leave your house without tripping over a saxophone. Which is why I traditionally reserve this column as a refuge for the jazzed-out masses. Because, believe it or not, a bunch of stuff is happening these next two weeks that has absolutely nothing to do with jazz. For example, the Waking Windows Festival at the Monkey House. WWF is a 10-day throwdown curated by Angioplasty Media’s nick Mavodones and Paddy reagan. It features a fascinating mix of local, regional and national talent pretty much running the genre gamut from mellow indie-folk and singer-songwriter fare, to hard-charging rock and roll and unwieldy, experimental noise. Or, in other words, pretty much everything we’ve come to love about AM, condensed into one epic little fest.

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raDio BEan: Jazz sessions, 6 p.m., Free. shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. The unbearable Light cabaret (eclectic), 10 p.m., $3. Kat Wright & the indomitable soul Band (soul), 11 p.m., $3. rasPutin's: 101 Thursdays with Pres & DJ Dan (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. rED squarE: selector Dubee (reggae), 6 p.m., Free. A-Dog Presents (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. rED squarE BLuE rooM: DJ cre8 (house), 9 p.m., Free. rí rá irisH PuB: Longford Row (irish), 8 p.m., Free.

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JP's PuB: Dave Harrison's starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

nutty stEPH's: Bacon Thursdays with Noble savage (electro), 10 p.m., Free.

Marriott HarBor LoungE: The christopher Peterman Quartet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free.

sLiDE Brook LoDgE & taVErn: Open mic, 7 p.m., Free. DJ Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

MonkEy HousE: WWF: Paper castles, swale, Hello shark (indie), 9 p.m., $5.

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51 Main: David Bain (piano), 8 p.m., Free.

nEctar's: Otis Grove (funk), 5 p.m., Free. seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., Free. Jazzfest Kickoff: Grippo Funk band (funk), 9 p.m., $5.

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on tHE risE BakEry: iTR @ OTR with mia Adams, Aya inoue, Aaron Flinn (singer-songwriters), 8 p.m., Donations.

on taP Bar & griLL: The Growlers (blues), 5 p.m., Free. Phil Abair Band (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

parts together is an innate understanding of the power of hooks. Whether tearing through a boot-stomping scorcher or breaking hearts with a tender ballad, their music is insanely catchy, as if defying audiences not to sing along. This Friday, June 3, they play the Midway Lawn at the Champlain Valley Exposition. JoHn

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1/2 LoungE: Brett Hughes (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Rewind with DJ craig mitchell, 10 p.m. Franny o's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. HigHEr grounD sHoWcasE LoungE: Northern Exposure with Oraculum, stone Bullett, the Haps (rock), 8:30 p.m., $5. SEVENDAYSVt.com

HigHEr grounD sHoWcasE LoungE: First Friday with Jordan clements & Pamela means, DJs Precious & Llu (house, singersongwriters), 8 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

LiFt: salsa Friday with DJ Hector cobeo (salsa), 9 p.m., Free.

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HigHEr grounD BaLLrooM: urban Dance complex showcase, 6 p.m. & 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA.

grEEn Mountain taVErn: Thirsty Thursday Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

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a study in contrast. They can be raucous and fiery one moment,

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HaLVorson's uPstrEEt caFé: The string Fingers (bluegrass), 8 p.m., Free.

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LEunig's Bistro & caFé: Live Jazz, 7 p.m., Free. LiFt: DJs P-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. ManHattan Pizza & PuB: Open mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. MonkEy HousE: North America (rock), 7 p.m., $5. 18+. Beat Vision with DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic DJ), 9 p.m., $1. nEctar's: Adam King (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., Free. Dangermuffin, Bear Pickins (bluegrass), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. PariMa acoustic LoungE: A Fly Allusion (funk), 9 p.m., $3. raDio BEan: Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. rED squarE: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free.

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Big PicturE tHEatEr & caFé: mark Lavoie (blues), 7:30 p.m., $5 donation. gusto's: Open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free. tuPELo Music HaLL: Big Bad Voodoo Daddy (swing), 8 p.m., $40/45. AA.

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tHE grEEn rooM: DJ Big Kat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

LEunig's Bistro & caFé: Queen city Hot club (gypsy jazz), 11 a.m., Free. James Harvey Trio (jazz), 2 p.m., Free. cody sargent Trio (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Jenni and the Junketeers (jazz), 8 p.m., Free.

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tHE skinny PancakE: Antara, Jay Burwick (singer-songwriters), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

FarMHousE taP & griLL: Gabe Jarrett Trio (jazz), 6:30 p.m., Free.

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MonoPoLE: Open mic, 8 p.m., Free.

VEnuE: Karaoke with steve Leclair, 7 p.m., Free.

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PariMa acoustic LoungE: Queen city Bossa (bossa nova), 7 p.m., $3.

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BEE's knEEs: shrimp (eclectic), 7:30 p.m., Donations.

PariMa Main stagE: squid city, Project Organ Trio (jazz, rock), 10 p.m., $5.

riMrocks Mountain taVErn: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

Park PLacE taVErn: Ambush (rock), 9:30 p.m., Free.

cLuB MEtronoME: Lendway, Lowell Thompson & crown Pilot, Villanelles, the Fifth Business (indie, alt-country), 8 p.m., $5.

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Franny o's: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

MonoPoLE DoWnstairs: Gary Peacock (singer-songwriter), 10 p.m., Free.

raDio BEan: Eric Reeves Group (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Lowell Thompson & crown Pilot (alt-country), 9:30 p.m., Free. seven Feathers Rainwater & stag Hare (experimental pop), 10:30 p.m., Free. Brothers Donovan & Dreamswel (experimental), midnight, Free. DicE (rock), 1:30 a.m., Free.

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tHE grEEn rooM: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. HigHEr grounD BaLLrooM: Jimmy Eat World, civil Twilight (rock), 8 p.m., $25. AA. HigHEr grounD sHoWcasE LoungE: curren$y, Trademark, Young Roddy, Fiend, corner Boy P (hip-hop), 8:30 p.m., $17/20. AA. LEunig's Bistro & caFé: Ellen Powell & Friends (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. LiFt: Get LiFTed with DJs Nastee & Dakota (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free. MonkEy HousE: WWF: cave Bees, Blue Button (rock), 9 p.m., $5. 18+. nEctar's: Trivia mania with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. B3 with Otis Grove, Project Organ Trio (funk), 9 p.m., $5. 18+. o'BriEn's irisH PuB: DJ Dominic (hip-hop), 9:30 p.m., Free. on taP Bar & griLL: Nobby Reed Project (blues), 7 p.m., Free. PariMa Main stagE: Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler, myra Flynn, Richard Edward mccormick, Dan stevens, sarah stickle (singersongwriters), 8:30 p.m., $3. Burgundy Thursdays with Joe Adler, myra Flynn, Richard Edward mccormick, Dan stevens, sarah stickle (singersongwriters), 8:30 p.m., $3.

MonoPoLE: Peacock Tunes & Trivia, 5 p.m., Free.

oLiVE riDLEy's: Karaoke with Benjamin Bright and Ashley Kollar, 6 p.m., Free. Therapy Thursdays with DJ NYcE (Top 40), 10:30 p.m., Free. taBu caFé & nigHtcLuB: Karaoke Night with sassy Entertainment, 5 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LoungE: Aya inoue with matt Harpster (singer-songwriters), 3 p.m., Free. Amber deLaurentis (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Lux Trio (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free.

rasPutin's: DJ ZJ (hip-hop), 10 p.m., $3. rED squarE: ikebe shakedown Project (reggae), 9 p.m., $5. Nastee (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $5. rED squarE BLuE rooM: DJ stavros (house), 10 p.m., $5. ruBEn JaMEs: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 10:30 p.m., Free. rí rá irisH PuB: supersounds DJ (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free. tHE skinny PancakE: Last Good Tooth, Bread & Bones (Americana), 9 p.m., $5-10 donation. VEnuE: Justice (rock), 9 p.m., $3. VErMont PuB & BrEWEry: Jo mo swing Band (swing), 10 p.m., Free.

aMErican FLatBrEaD — BurLington HEartH: Kind of Barika: Bitches Brew Pre-Party (jazz), 5:30 p.m., Free. Andrew moroz (jazz), 9:30 p.m., Free.

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BackstagE PuB: Karaoke with steve, 9 p.m., Free.

grEEn Mountain taVErn: DJ Jonny P (Top 40), 9 p.m., $2.

Banana WinDs caFé & PuB: Red stellar & the Workin' man Band (rock), 7:30 p.m., Free.

tHE rEsErVoir rEstaurant & taP rooM: DJ slim Pknz All Request Dance Party (Top 40), 10 p.m., Free.

cHarLiE o's: starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 10 p.m., Free.

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homecoming shows lined up with his band, CROWN PILOT: Thursday at Club Metronome, Friday at Radio Bean and Saturday at the Monkey House. Speaking of Thursday at Metronome, Thompson is part of what LENDWAY’s MATT HAGEN describes as a “super bill.” In addition to Thompson, the lineup includes three of the best local indie-rock acts going right now: Lendway, VILLANELLES and the FIFTH BUSINESS. Word is Lendway are about to start mixing their new record and hope to have it finished by early September. I’m also told GHOSTS OF PASHA didn’t write any of the songs on the record this time. (Kidding, boys!)

While we’re on the subject of rockin’ wikkid hahd, the industrious lads from local

indie booking co-op the Black Lodge have a fairly ass-kicking show lined up on Wednesday, June 8, at 242 Main. The gig is a tour kickoff for local postrock two-piece CLOUDEYES, and also features a couple of regional heavy hitters, New York’s TIDAL ARMS and Boston’s DRUMMERS. The latter band is a posthardcore outfit featuring a couple of the guys from PRETTY & NICE, which can only be a good thing. Local indie rockers — and IN MEMORY OF PLUTO offshoot — SPIRIT ANIMAL open the show. Band Name of the Week: NOT-SO-SUPERHERO NOLA ALL STARS. What happens in

New Orleans stays in New Orleans. Usually. Formed during Mardi Gras in New Orleans in 2009, the All Stars, are, fortunately, the exception to the rule. Selfdescribed as “freaky jazzdance,” the trio features drummer SIMON LOTT and laptop extraordinaire JUSTIN PEAKE — both of N’awlins — and guitarist MIKE GAMBLE from NYC. If that last name sounds familiar, it should. Gamble has been a regular visitor to the Queen City with a number of different acts, including an indie-rock band, SEEQUILL, a jazz trio called the INBETWEENS and as a solo act dubbed SCRAMBLER. Gamble’s humbly titled trio

plays a slew of BDJF gigs this week, including Saturday at Radio Bean, Sunday on the Church Street Marketplace and later at Parima Main Stage, and again, as Scrambler, on Wednesday, June 8, at the Monkey House.

to fill his sizable shoes, they invite a rotating cast of players to, well, spark it up and pay homage to their fallen friend. This Sunday at Club Metronome, the band is inviting Boston’s JOHNNY TRAMA, who also plays with the likes of JESSE DEE, JOHN BROWN’S BODY and ENTRAIN. Beantown’s OTIS GROVE opens.

Most folks know CRAIG MITCHELL as a worldrenowned DJ, an elder statesman of the local housemusic scene, a honcho at Slanted Black Records and an all-around supremely nice guy. What you may not know is that he’s also one of the most talented vocalists in town. No joke. Anyone who has seen him perform as Prince with his tribute outfit OPERATION: PRINCE will likely back me up on that. Anyway, dude is writing songs for and fronting a new band called MOTOR CITY — a reference to his hometown of Detroit — which he describes as “if PRINCE, JAMIROQUAI and the BLACK KEYS had a baby.” Sold. Catch them at Nectar’s this Saturday with MYRA FLYNN AND SOUL PATROL.

Last but not least, farewell

RACHAEL RICE and DAN HALEY.

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Dept. of Corrections Last week’s roundup of upcoming summer music (“And the Livin’ Is Easy”) contained an unfortunate error, namely that the July 29 Concerts on the Green show with BRIGHT EYES and the MOUNTAIN GOATS at the Shelburne Museum is sold out. It’s not. Tickets are still available and can be purchased at highergroundmusic.com. Our apologies for the goof.

The jazz and funk community lost a good one when MELVIN SPARKS passed away in March. But the barbecue-funk originator’s legacy lives on in a new group, SPARKPLUG, spearheaded by two members of Sparks’ last working band: organist BEAU SASSER and drummer BILL CARBONE. The band is a tribute to Sparks, but rather than try to find a new guitarist

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RED SQUARE: DJ Raul (salsa), 5 p.m., Free. Chicago Afrobeat Allstars, 9 p.m., $5. DJ A-Dog (hip-hop), 11:30 p.m., $5. RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB: The Complaints (rock), 10 p.m., Free. THE SKINNY PANCAKE: Michael Lewis Smith Trio, Cauzamos (jazz), 3 p.m., $5-10 donation. VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Sam Armstrong Quartet (jazz), 10 p.m., Free.

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CHARLIE O'S: Rusty Romance farewell to Rachael Rice (country), 10 p.m., Free.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Rehab Roadhouse (rock), 10 p.m., $3.

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51 MAIN: Soularium (soul), 9 p.m., Free. CITY LIMITS: The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: The Scheme Dreamers (bluegrass), 9 p.m., $3.

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BEE'S KNEES: Broken String (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Free. OVERTIME SALOON: Jimmy T & the Sleepy Hollow Boys (country), 9:30 p.m., Free.

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ON THE RISE BAKERY: The Steph Pappas Experience (rock), 8 p.m., Donations. 5/30/11 4:11 PM STARRY NIGHT CAFÉ: Lowell Thompson (alt-country), 8:30 p.m., Free.

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RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: Friday Night Frequencies with DJ Rekkon (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

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MONOPOLE: Cliff Reynolds & Friends (rock), 10 p.m., Free. OLIVE RIDLEY'S: Benjamin Bright (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., Free.

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1/2 LOUNGE: Willow Goodine (singer-songwriter), 3 p.m., Free. Cynthia Braren (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Queen City Bossa (bossa nova), 7:30 p.m., Free. Queen City Bossa (bossa nova), 7:30 p.m., Free. Queen City Bossa (bossa nova), 7:30 p.m., Free. Queen City Bossa (bossa nova), 7:30 p.m., Free. AMERICAN FLATBREAD — BURLINGTON HEARTH: Dwight & Nicole (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., Free. Michael Lewis Smith (jazz), 9:30 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG'S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Will Patton Band (jazz), 11 a.m., Free. Myra Flynn (jazz), 2 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., Free. MARRIOTT HARBOR LOUNGE: Josh Cassarino & Friends (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. The Trio featuring Paul Cassarino, Tracie Cassarino & Jeff Wheel (acoustic), 8:30 p.m., Free. MONKEY HOUSE: WWF: Maryse Smith & the Rosesmiths, Lowell Thompson & Crown Pilot, This Frontier Needs Heroes, Kath Bloom, Lady Lioness (indie, alt-country), 7:30 p.m., $5.

BANANA WINDS CAFÉ & PUB: Open Mic with Mike Pelkey, 7:30 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Retronome (’80s dance party), 10 p.m., $5.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: The Rhythm Rockets (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Anthony Santor Quartet (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

PARIMA ACOUSTIC LOUNGE: N'goni Dub Trio with Ray Paczkowski (world music), 7:30 p.m., $5.

FRANNY O'S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free. THE GREEN ROOM: Bonjour-Hi! (house), 10 p.m., Free. HALVORSON'S UPSTREET CAFÉ: Funkleberries, Cam Cross (funk), 8 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Urban Dance Complex Showcase, 4 p.m., 6 p.m., 8:30 p.m., $8/10. AA. HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Dead Sessions (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $7/10. AA. JP'S PUB: Dave Harrison's Starstruck Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

MATTERHORN: The X-Rays with Joe Moore (rock), 9 p.m., Free. RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Two Rivers (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

NECTAR'S: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Dan Stevens and Zach Rhoades (singer-songwriters), 7 p.m., Free. Craig Mitchell and Motor City, Myra Flynn and Soul Patrol (soul), 9 p.m., $7.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Pleasure Dome (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

BEE'S KNEES: The Butterbeans (folk), 7:30 p.m., Free.

PARIMA MAIN STAGE: Otis Grove (groove), 4:30 p.m., Free. Tom Cleary (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Movement of the People, Seny Daffe & Wontanara (world music), 10 p.m., $10. RADIO BEAN: Free Jazz Lunch with the Bohemian Blues Quartet (jazz), noon, Free. Less Digital, More Manual: Record Club, 3 p.m., Free. Aaron Lee (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., Free. School Bus, Blue Button (rock), 10 p.m., Free. The Not-So-Superhero NOLA Allstars (jazz), midnight, Free. RASPUTIN'S: Nastee (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

regional

IRISES CAFE AND WINE BAR: Squid City (progressive jazz), 8 p.m., Free. MONOPOLE: Cousin It (rock), 10 p.m., Free. TABU CAFÉ & NIGHTCLUB: All Night Dance Party with DJ Toxic (Top 40), 5 p.m., Free.

SUN.05

burlington area

1/2 LOUNGE: Willow Goodine (singer-songwriter), 3 p.m., Free. Willow Goodine (singer-songwriter), 3 p.m., Free. Raphael Groten (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Funhouse with DJs Rob Douglas, Moonflower & Friends (house), 7 p.m., Free. The Patricia Julien Project (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. The Patricia Julien Project (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. AKE'S PLACE: Bohemian Blues Quartet (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. CLUB METRONOME: Sparkplug: the Music of Melvin Sparks with Otis Grove (funk), 8 p.m., $7. Black to the Future (urban jamz), 10 p.m., Free. FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Hothouse (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. HALVORSON'S UPSTREET CAFÉ: Chapin Road (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Bone Thugs-N-Harmony (hip-hop), 9 p.m., $20/25. AA.

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“Drifter,” sail with appealing predictability through currents of Lanterna-like melody. These are majestic, if familiar, compositions, anchored by drummer Anthony Kareckas’ steady stick work. The standout “Toga Town” jumps like a Georgia catfish under sliding lap steel and syncopated snare. It’s a tightly wound, flirtatious twist with spirited, Jazz Is Dead-style playfulness. Conversely, “The Possibilities” weaves darker, layered riffs into a spacey, psychedelic tapestry — imagine Steve Kimock, mid-set. Even Squid City’s lazy, downtempo jams squirm and noodle their way to a satisfying coda. Only the rudderless “Wet Socks” breaks stride, struggling to find momentum amid swirling, bluesy licks and wanton drum rolls. Still, it’s worth applauding any band brave enough to track and produce a “live” studio debut. Recorded over three sessions at Nick Bowers Sound Recordings, Welcome to Squid City boasts a surprisingly clean mix. Indeed, the trio rewards headphone enthusiasts with ambient chatter and enough atmospherics to appease David Gilmour. If “Tearoom” feels a bit unfinished, its blissfully glacial pace and chirping birds imbue all the tranquility of a day spa. As does the perversely titled, minimalist closer “Opening Up (Part I),” which underscores a near-existential philosophy: Why fight

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06.01.11-06.08.11

Even the inky depths of Lake Champlain couldn’t sustain a school of squid. The carnivorous calamari seldom stray from salty ocean water, and very rarely do they make albums. Fortunately for us, Burlington’s sonic cephalopods — formerly That Toga Band — turn out a nine-track exploration that’s ideal for inland afternoons: Welcome to Squid City. Under the aegis of “progressive jazz,” Squid City dart through temperate, colorful instrumentals, vamping genre giants such as Bill Frisell and Pat Metheny. Buoyed by the twin guitars of Tyler George-Minetti and Thomas Pearo, the title track floats like dandelion spores on a summer breeze. Pearo doubles up on bass and rhythm lines, evoking the percussive phrasing of Kaki King, while GeorgeMinetti drops delicate harmonics and dreamy electric leads. Other outings, such as “Prelude to a Mallard” and the ponderous

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On Saturday, May 28, Montpelier’s Langdon Street Café closed its doors for the last time. In its all-too-brief six-plus years, the quirky nightspot and capital-city arts hub became an institution in central Vermont. It was a destination for small touring bands and the breeding ground for the city’s increasingly vibrant and diverse music scene. It was also a money pit. Ultimately, the java joint crumbled under the weight of overwhelming financial pressures. Apparently, there’s not a lot of money these days in bohemian hipster haunts. But more than any of those things, Langdon Street Café was a community center, the home to a close-knit body of artists who now, for all intents and purposes, find themselves homeless. The Golden Dome Musicians’ Collective personifies that group, along with its recently formed imprint, State & Main Records. In an effort to ease the financial strain on the café’s cash-strapped owners, the collective has released State & Main Records: Volume 1.5, a download-only benefit compilation, and the follow-up to another comp, Volume 1, released earlier this year. That first record showcased a surprising degree of variety in Montpeculiar, and Volume 1.5 picks up where the first one left off. Several of the contributors are the same, including rapper Boomslang, whose frantic flow on “Callin’ My Name” is balanced nicely by a coolly reserved turn from guest vocalist Greta Frost. Champagne Dynasty return with “Tropical Birds,” which sounds like what might happen if

Digable Planets teamed up with Midnite Vultures-era Beck. Dan Zura offers a humble charmer, a sun-drenched piece of nostalgic electroacoustic pop called “Decemberland.” Sick Feelings kick out the jams on a scuzzy punk-rock homage to the Granite Center of the World, “Livin’ Is Tough, Man, Barre Is Hell.” And songwriter Scott Baker continues to impress in a variety of guises, first with Robyn Peirce as First Crush on the dreamy indie-pop stunner “Cast From Stars,” and again solo as Simple Heart on the rough-hewn “Sticks and Stones.” But Volume 1.5 is defined by the new additions to the family, who highlight what the GDMC does best: a little of everything. B.B. Coyote sets a melancholy tone on “Yellow Bead (a lullaby for leo),” a wistful guitar and voice waltz that soothes with lazily dovetailing harmonies. Benvelope jolt the listener awake with lo-fi, fuzzed-out shake-and-stomp on “Gift.” “Just Friends” by That’s What She Said harks back to the glory days of early 1990s alt-rock. And Tiger Grip deliver a danceable electro-indie-pop on “Charm Bracelet.” Sadly, the Langdon Street Café is gone. But thanks to the Golden Dome Musicians’ Collective, who embody its eclectic and community-oriented spirit, its legacy will live on. State & Main Records: Volume 1.5 is available at stateandmainrecords. bandcamp.com. All proceeds go toward the closing costs of the dearly departed LSC.

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(rock), 6 p.m., Free. Open mic, 8 p.m., Free. red square: Left Ear Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. ZDp Band presents massive mondates (rock), 8 p.m., Free. Hype ’Em (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. rozzi's LakesHore tavern: Trivia night, 8 p.m., Free.

242 Main: Tidal Arms, Drummers, spirit Animal, cloudeyes (rock), 6 p.m., $7. AA.

ruBen JaMes: Why not monday? with Dakota (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free.

ake’s PLaCe: Dowtown sextet (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

tHe skinny PanCake: Jake Whitesell Group (jazz), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

aMeriCan fLatBread — BurLington HeartH: starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 5:30 p.m., Free.

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burlington area

1/2 Lounge: The patricia Julien project (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. project Organ Trio (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. ake's PLaCe: close to nowhere (rock), 9 p.m., Free.

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CLuB MetronoMe: Bass culture with DJs Jahson & nickel B (electronica), 9 p.m., Free.

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Leunig's Bistro & Café: Jenni Johnson (gospel), 10 a.m., Free. maple Jam (jazz), 1 p.m., Free. sam Armstrong Trio (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. project Organ Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

Monkey House: WWF: Glenn Jones, sharon Krauss (singer-songwriters), 5/27/10 1:20:54 PM5 p.m., $5. AA. WWF: nuda Veritas, the le duo, Wirefall, Even the Dew is porous, K. Lynam (experimental), 9 p.m., $5.

06.01.11-06.08.11

neCtar's: mi Yard Reggae night with Big Dog & Demus, 9 p.m., Free. PariMa Main stage: parker shper Quintet (jazz), 6:30 p.m., $3. The not-so-superhero nOLA All stars (jazz), 8:30 p.m., $3.

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radio Bean: Old Time sessions (oldtime), 1 p.m., Free. Trio Gusto (gypsy jazz), 5 p.m., Free. Tango sessions, 7 p.m., Free. Arthur Leon Adams iii, Kurt Baker (singer-songwriters), 9 p.m., Free. Dangerous ponies, the Hop Along (punk), 11 p.m., Free.

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red square: Japhy Ryder (prog rock), 8 p.m., Free. rí rá irisH PuB: Jonathan Freilich & mike Gamble (jazz), 2 p.m., Free. tHe skinny PanCake: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

northern

Bee's knees: Erin powers (singersongwriter), 7:30 p.m., Free.

sweet CrunCH Bake sHoP: Lesley Grant & stepstone (blues), 10:30 a.m., Free. ye oLde engLand inne: corey Beard, Dan Liptak and Dan Haley (jazz), 11:30 a.m., Free.

mitchell, 10 p.m. steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 3 p.m., Free. Zack dupont (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. Bear pickins (bluegrass), 7:30 p.m., Free.

HaLvorson's uPstreet Café: Gordon stone Band (bluegrass), 7 p.m., Free. Leunig's Bistro & Café: Raphael Groten Quartet (jazz), noon, Free. myra Flynn (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. Dayve Huckett Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Monkey House: Waking Windows: Oble Varnum, Red Tail Ring, sean Hood, mary provenzano (alt-folk), 8 p.m., $5. 18+. Monty's oLd BriCk tavern: Open mic, 6 p.m., Free. neCtar's: cody sargent Group (jazz), 5 p.m., Free. pat Ormiston & Friends (jazz), 9 p.m., Free. Afinique, sunyata, Jah Red, DJ Hector (salsa), 9 p.m., $5. 18+. on taP Bar & griLL: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., Free. PariMa Main stage: Dr. Ruckus (funk), 7:30 p.m., $3. radio Bean: Gua Gua (psychotropical), 6 p.m., Free. Jane Boxall Ragtime marimba (ragtime), 8:30 p.m. Honky-Tonk sessions (honky-tonk), 10 p.m., $3.

CLuB MetronoMe: DJ OH-J Freshhh presents Homegrown Wednesdays (hip-hop), 10 p.m., Free. farMHouse taP & griLL: myra Flynn Trio (neo-soul), 6:30 p.m., Free. franny o's: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., Free. HaLvorson's uPstreet Café: miriam Bernardo Band (rock), 8 p.m., Free. HigHer ground sHowCase Lounge: michelle shocked, the sweater set (singer-songwriters), 7:30 p.m., $23/25. AA. Leunig's Bistro & Café: James Harvey Trio (jazz), noon, Free. George, clyde & chris (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. cody sargent Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. Lift: DJs p-Wyld & Jazzy Janet (hip-hop), 9 p.m., Free/$5. 18+. ManHattan Pizza & PuB: Open mic with Andy Lugo, 10 p.m., Free. Marriott HarBor Lounge: Grippo/sklar (jazz), 8:30 p.m., Free. Monkey House: WWF: parmaga, scrambler, the Orator, sycofont (indie), 8 p.m., $5. 18+. neCtar's: snarky puppy, Groundfood (jazz, funk), 9 p.m., $12/15. on taP Bar & griLL: pine street Jazz (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. PariMa Main stage: intergalactic Taxi (funk), 7:30 p.m., $3. radio Bean: Free Jazz Lunch: mike Gamble & Jonathan Freilich (jazz), noon, Free. Jake Geppert (jazz), 6 p.m., Free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7:30 p.m., Free. irish sessions, 9 p.m., Free. red square: DJ cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., Free. Vorcza (jazz-fusion), 8 p.m., Free.

Mon.06

red square: Jennifer Hartswick Quartet (jazz), 7 p.m., Free. upsetta international with super K (reggae), 8 p.m., Free.

1/2 Lounge: myra Flynn (neo-soul), 3 p.m., Free. steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. steve Hartmann (singer-songwriter), 5 p.m., Free. poJazz (spoken word), 7:30 p.m., Free.

tHe skinny PanCake: Bohemian Blues Quartet (gypsy jazz), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

tHe skinny PanCake: caleb Elder and Friends (old-time), 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

central

farMHouse taP & griLL: The Armand Hirsch Trio (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

sLide Brook Lodge & tavern: Tattoo Tuesdays with Andrea (jam), 5 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

HaLvorson's uPstreet Café: The Jazz Organ project (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

champlain valley

Bar antidote: Josh Brooks (folk), 8 p.m., Free.

burlington area

CHarLie o's: Karaoke, 10 p.m., Free.

rí rá irisH PuB: Trio Gusto (jazz), 6 p.m., Free.

MuLLigan's irisH PuB: Open mic with John Lackard, 9 p.m., Free.

Leunig's Bistro & Café: Ellen powell Trio (jazz), noon, Free. paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 4 p.m., Free. mike martin & Geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., Free.

51 Main: Quizz night (trivia), 7 p.m., Free.

City LiMits: Karaoke with Let it Rock Entertainment, 9 p.m., Free.

two BrotHers tavern: monster Hits Karaoke, 9 p.m., Free.

on tHe rise Bakery: Open Bluegrass session, 8 p.m., Free.

Monkey House: WWF: Future islands, Joey pizza slice, plucky Walker (experimental pop), 9 p.m., $8. 18+.

northern

neCtar's: Orgone, Dr. Ruckus (Afrobeat), 9 p.m., $5/10. 18+. on taP Bar & griLL: Open mic with Wylie, 7 p.m., Free. PariMa Main stage: Jennifer Hartswick & nick cassarino (jazz), 7 p.m., $5. radio Bean: unfulfilled Desires

Moog's: Open mic/Jam night, 8:30 p.m., Free.

wed.08

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1/2 Lounge: Rewind with DJ craig

Bee's knees: Bill Buyer (folk), 7 p.m., Free.

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lapping a circle, situated within another square. The organization is reminiscent of a Hindu yantra — a diagram that represents the universe — and the drawings seem like mystical representations of specific ideas. “Sextus Empiricus, Suite I, drawing 8” is another colored work. The hues are purple, reds and yellow-orange, with a ribbon of blue intertwining the warmer shades. Among the black-and-white pieces, the organic forms of “Suite II, drawing 11” resemble floral anatomy, unfolding within a square. Abstracted “petals” break from the left and upper edges. Ramage has a keen eye for detail, and his mark making is rhythmic and decisive. His shading gradually modulates across the drawings, with delicate shifts in value that impart depth and light. Also at the gallery is a video titled “Sextus Empiricus, Suite I: A Prayer of Surrender,” a meditative series of Ramage’s images with a transcendental soundtrack: a J.S. Bach piece arranged for chorus. Ramage writes, “Linear perspective, as the primary means of synthesizing a perception, objectifies and consequently oversimplifies what is seen.” His own subtle visual distortions riff on the rigidity of linear perspective to create a perfect visual harmony. If Sextus was right, it would only cause “discontentment and unhappiness” to try to figure out how it works. PHOTOS: MARC AWODEY

n his new book, Seeing, Bill Ramage writes that the secondcentury Greek skeptic Sextus Empiricus “argued that we can’t know anything, and to pursue trying to know would only cause discontentment and unhappiness.” In Ramage’s current exhibition at Brandon’s Gallery in-theField, the philosopher figures prominently in large-scale abstract drawings from two series titled “Sextus Empiricus, Suite I and II.” But a pair of monumental photographic installations dominate this show, which is called “A Centripetal Photo Project: An Installation.” The optical effects created in Ramage’s installations perfectly embody the meaning of centripetal — moving toward a central axis. To Sextus, even perception based on observation was malleable. As if to prove the point, Ramage uses carefully calibrated optical distortions to create illusory spaces in his two enormous installations, which together make up “The GITF Piece: The Men’s Group.” Simply called “Piece I” and “Piece II,” both murals are based on the interior of Gallery in-the-Field (GITF). Figures from the men’s group Ramage has attended for 18 years populate the scene, as do self-portraits — the artist is the only one looking directly at the viewer. Architectural details of the elegant gallery are carefully positioned in the photographs to heighten a sense of depth. The paintings on the gallery walls, and as seen in the photo installations, are from Ramage’s “Sextus” suites. “Piece I” consists of two adjacent panels that meet to make a corner; the exterior dimension is roughly 12 by 16 feet. Ramage superimposed a grid on the large-scale photo. Minute bends and variations in the measurement of the grid’s squares cause the image to flatten, when seen from a distance, and look like an actual wall. A life-size cutout of the artist stands facing the scene, essentially bringing the picture plane into the physical space of the gallery. “Piece II” is an even larger installation at approximately 12 by 20 feet. This one is curved and also has a cutout of the artist facing the work; he’s in perfect

“The GITF Piece: The Men’s Group: Piece II”

RAMAGE CAREFULLY ADJUSTS CURVES AND LINES TO

“Sextus Empiricus, Suite I, drawing 8”

proportion to the illusion created within the curve. Ramage carefully adjusts curves and lines to manufacture perfect dimensionality where it doesn’t exist. His approach seems more complex than that of traditional linear perspective, as if he’s creating a more expansive and ex-

MANUFACTURE PERFECT DIMENSIONALITY WHERE IT DOESN’T EXIST. alted spatial reality. There are four large color drawings, up to 7 by 7 feet, and two equally large black-and-white drawings in the “Sextus Empiricus” series. “Suite II, drawing 3” is a colored oil-crayon drawing of organic shapes located in a square over-

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Bill Ramage, “A Centripetal Photo Project: An Installation,” Gallery in-the-Field, Brandon. Through June 20.

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recePTions June ArTisTs: Stained glass by Karen Scheffler, photography by Maggy Young, mixed-media work by Nancy Hayden and paintings by Leeza Mossey. Through June 30 at Artist in Residence Cooperative Gallery in Enosburg Falls. Reception: Thursday, June 2, 5-8 p.m. Info, 933-6403. chAMPlAin vAlley PhoTo slAM: Work by professional and amateur Champlain Valley photographers. Through June 17 at Vermont Photo Space Gallery in Essex Junction. Reception: Vote for the best photos and win door prizes, Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 777-3686.

JAne Ann kAnTor: “Vermont Urban Folk Art,” bold acrylic paintings inspired by the landscape. Through June 30 at Red Square in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 5-9 p.m. Info, 318-2438. JeFF clArke: “Nature Sights,” black-and-white landscape photographs. June 3 through 30 at 156 The Loft in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 497-4401. JessicA hATheWAy scriver: “Re-Mapped,” paintings by the Burlington artist. June 3 through 30 at Block Gallery in Winooski. Reception: Nina Koch hosts a wine tasting of Organic Earth Wines, Friday, June 3, 6-8:30 p.m. Info, 373-5150.

ilAo JAckson: “Photographs From Here,” images of New York City and Martha’s Vineyard, the two places the artist calls home. June 3 through 26 at 215 College Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 863-3662.

kAThArine MonTsTreAM: “Into the Intervale,” oil paintings of Burlington’s sustainable farmlands, trails and river. Through June 30 at SEABA Center in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 6-8 p.m. Info, 859-9222.

‘ink2skin2cAnvAs’: Paintings by the region’s finest artists to wield a tattoo needle. Curated by Kevin Montanaro. June 3 through 25 at S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Local industrial band {Hexdump} give an audio-visual performance. Friday, June 3, 6-9 p.m., Backspace Gallery, Burlington Info, 578-2512.

kiMBerly gArlAnd: Layers of paint, recycled materials and trash on canvas by the Burlington visual and performance artist. Curated by SEABA. June 3 through August 31 at Pine Street Deli in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 6-8 p.m. Info, 862-9614.

inTegrATed ArTs AcAdeMy exhiBiT: Students worked in their classrooms over the last five months with Frog Hollow artisans Megan Humphrey, Eliza Collins and George Gonzales to create the artwork on display. Through June 30 at Frog Hollow in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 863-6458.

lAurA el-TAnTAWy: “I’ll Die For You,” a symbolic exploration of the epidemic of farmer suicides in rural India, featuring close-up photographs of farmers’ skin juxtaposed against details from the landscape. Through July 5 at Reciprocity Studio in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 318-8594. orAh Moore: “Making Art,” photographs by the Morrisville artist, and “Laundry Line Art,” an

suzAnne oPTon: Work from the photographer’s “Soldier” and “Many Wars” series, featuring portraits of veterans from World War II, Vietnam, Iraq and Afghanistan. June 3 through July 30 at PHOTOSTOP in White River Junction. Reception: Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 698-0320. ‘The elePhAnT in The rooM’: Colorful acrylic paintings of elephants by the studio’s young students. June 3 through 30 at Davis Studio Gallery in Burlington. Reception: Friday, June 3, 6-8 p.m. Info, 425-2700. ‘ThoughT BoMBers’: JDK artists collaborated to create one-of-a-kind kites meant to evoke imagery that exists above and beyond our earthly lives. June 3 through August 20 at BCA Center in Burlington. Reception and workshop: Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m. Info, 865-7166. chrisTine orcuTT: “Summer Rhythm: Exploring the Heart and Soul of the Upper Valley,” paintings of horses and guitars. June 2 through 30 at Hartland Public

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gAry hAll: Black-and-white photographs, Skyway; lorrAine MAnley: Acrylic paintings, Gates 1 & 2; sTePhen BeATTie: Color photography, Escalator. Through June 30 at Burlington Airport in South Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

'gloW: living lighTs': Explore the ecology of bioluminescence with activities and live specimens, from the familiar firefly and glowworm to the alienlooking angler fish and siphonophore, the longest living creature on Earth. Through September 5 at ECHO Lake Aquarium and Science Center/Leahy

kiMBerlee Forney: Musically inspired acrylic paintings. Through June 30 at 1/2 Lounge in Burlington. Info, 310-9159. lisA lilliBridge: Mixed-media work on wood. Through June 30 at Metropolitan Gallery, Burlington City Hall. Info, 865-7166.

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'lock, sTock And BArrel: The Terry Tyler collecTion oF verMonT FireArMs': The 106 firearms on display represent a lifetime of collecting and document the history of gunmaking in Vermont from 1790 to 1900; 'PAPerWork in 3d': Work by 25 contemporary origami, cut-paper and book artists; 'Behind The lens, under The Big ToP': Black-and-white circus photography from the late-1960s by Elliot Fenander. Through October 30 at Shelburne Museum. Info, 985-3346. MeMBer shoW: Artwork by members and students. Through June 3 at Shelburne Art Center. Info, 985-3648. MichAel leW-sMiTh: Abstract photographs exploring the weathered paint on old cars, trucks and tractors. Curated by Kasini House. Through June 30 at Opportunities Credit Union in Burlington. Info, 264-4839. Michelle sAFFrAn & erik rehMAn: "Searchers," a photographic journey by Saffran, and "Eclectic," sculpture and drawings by Rehman. Through June 24 at Flynndog in Burlington. Info, 363-4746. richArd W. BroWn: "Tasha Tudor's World," photographs documenting the early nineteenth-century lifestyle of the celebrated Vermont illustrator who died in 2008. June 3 through July 5 at Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne. Info, 985-3848. BURLINGTON-AREA ART SHOWS

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kei egAn: Magnetic and traditional paper-glue collages inspired by childhood, aviation, spirituality and time. Through June 30 at Nunyuns Bakery & Café in Burlington. Info, 683-8804.

MArion 'Pooh' guild: "Dusty Drawings and Doodles," work from the 1930s through the 1960s, including scenes from a Girl Scout camp on Lake Seymour, in the Pickering Room. June 3 through 30 at Fletcher Free Library in Burlington. Reception: Sunday, June 5, 2-4 p.m. Info, 865-7211.

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JAneT Fredericks: Paintings by the Vermont artist. Through June 15 at Marilyn's in Burlington. Info, 658-4040.

'reFuge': Sanctuary-themed work in a variety of media, in the Main Floor Gallery; susAn M. russell: A retrospective of the late artist's work, in the Second and Third Floor Galleries. Through June 4 at Studio Place Arts in Barre. Reception: Saturday, June 4, 2:30-4 p.m. Info, 479-7069.

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'ArT in The WindoWs': Retailers display juried artwork in their shop windows as part of Art's Alive's 25th annual Festival of Fine Art. Through June 30 at Church Street Marketplace in Burlington. Info, 864-1557.

ed koren & Fulvio TesTA: Drawings by Koren, one of The New Yorker magazine’s longestappearing cartoonists, in the Main Gallery; watercolor landscapes by Italian painter Testa, in the Center Gallery. Through July 10 at BigTown Gallery in Rochester. Reception: Saturday, June 4, 5-7 p.m. Info, 767-9670.

PArTs ArTs exTrAvAgAnzA: Artwork by members of the band the Parts, Dan LeFrancois, Steve Sharon and Jason Papus. June 3 through 27 at Alley Cats Studio in Burlington. Reception: The Parts perform, Friday, June 3, 7:30 p.m. Info, 999-7788.

ongoing 'All Things MusT PAss': Figurative works on paper by Estefania Puerta; black-and-white photographs by Ben Aleshire; and wood and linoleum carvings by Francis Cannon. Through June 6 at Speaking Volumes in Burlington. Info, 540-0107.

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RogeR Coleman: Art Affair by Shearer presents acrylic and mixed-media paintings by the Vermont artist. Through June 30 at Shearer Chevrolet in South Burlington. Info, 373-2321.

SpRing FeatuRed aRtiStS: Work by Peter Weyrauch, Shayne Lynn, Karen Henderson, Katie Brines, Stephen Beattie, Amanda Vella, Tom Cullins, Lynn Rupe and Bill Wolff. Through June 30 at Maltex Building in Burlington. Info, 865-7166.

the aRt oF netWoRking Networking art event for Vermont artists on June 16; showcase your work of any medium and meet with other artists during the SEABA annual meeting at the Soda Plant. Drop-off, benefits and entry info at spacegalleryvt. com. Submission forms are also available at the S.P.A.C.E. Gallery, 266 Pine Street, Thursday through Saturday, 11-4 p.m. Deadline: June 10.

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CentRal VeRmont aRt ReSouRCe aSSoCiation ShoW: Work by more than 20 member artists. Through June 3 at City Center, in Montpelier. Info, 229-6718. ChRiStine haRtman: Paintings and mixed-media collage by the Vermont artist. Through June 30 at Montpelier City Hall. Info, 229-9416. daiSy RoCkWell: "Political Animal," acrylic and tempera paintings by the granddaughter of Norman Rockwell. Through July 1 at Main Street Museum in White River Junction. Info, 295-6370.

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daVid Smith: Lyrical landscapes by the Peacham artist. Through June 30 at Vermont Supreme Court Lobby in Montpelier. Info, 828-0749. deBoRah hillman: "Dreaming the Moon," paintings on canvas and paper. Through June 30 at The Drawing Board in Montpelier. Info, 223-2902.

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'FRom the gaRden to the FoReSt': Paintings of the natural world by Anne Unangst, Cindy Griffith and Marcia Hill. Through June 30 at Red Hen Bakery & Café in Middlesex. Info, 223-3591. gayleen aiken: Work by the late Barre artist, who was a member of the Hardwick-based community art center GRACE. Also, paintings and drawings by other GRACE artists. Through June 12 at T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier. Info, 828-8743.

tom CullinS: "Photophoto +," advertising photographs distorted by reflection or shadow. Through June 15 at Artspace 106 at The Men's Room in Burlington. Info, 864-2088.

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'the art of Creative aging': The Central Vermont Council on Aging's juried show of artwork seniors have created since their 70th birthdays. Through June 30 at Kellogg-Hubbard Library in Montpelier. Info, 476-2681. 'earth': Work by more than 50 area artists. Through July 10 at Chandler Gallery in Randolph. Info, 431-0204.

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'art maKes brandon tiCK': This year's townwide art project features artist-created, functional clocks, which will be auctioned off in October to benefit the BAG. Through October 8 at Brandon Artists' Guild in Brandon. Info, 247-4956. bill ramage: "A Centripetal Photo Project: An Installation," a large-scale work featuring self-portraits in graphite and biomorphic drawings in colored pencil. Through June 20 at Gallery in-the-Field in Brandon. Info, 247-0145. 'disCovering Community student exhibition': Student-produced audio, photography, video and multimedia projects offer a portrait of learning inside and out of the classroom. Created in collaboration with the Vermont Folklife Center’s statewide educational outreach program. Through June 3 at Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury. Info, 388-4964. 'fairfield Porter raW: the Creative ProCess of an ameriCan master': Finished and unfinished works by the artist and critic, a realist during an era when abstraction dominated American art. Through August 7 at Middlebury College Museum of Art. Info, 443-6433. 'from the Page's edge: Water in literature and art': Contemporary paintings inspired by water and literature, including the poetry of UVM professor Daniel Lusk. Through June 26 at Lake Champlain Maritime Museum in Vergennes. Info, 475-2022. 'human = landsCaPe: aesthetiCs of a Carbon-Constrained future': A selection from the 2009 exhibit created by Burlington City Arts, including Nancy Dwyer and Caroline Byrne’s furniture made from Styrofoam packing materials, and R. Elliot Katz's cast plaster oil-industry portraits. Through June 18 at Chaffee Art Center in Rutland. Info, 775-0356.

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the shiny new cars parked around them The Burlington artist’s paintings are made up of layers of color, sometimes depicting outdoor scenes — an empty canoe, a modest house shrouded in mist — sometimes embellished with twigs and leaves. Other works simply suggest the memory of nature. In his statement, Coleman says he is driven to record the natural world around him, the moments of beauty that never last. “Art making may be the oldest attempt we know to corroborate loss,” he writes. In Shearer’s fluorescentlit, corporate-carpeted showroom of cars, Coleman’s fleeting moments with nature are especially poignant. Through June 30. Pictured: “Empty September Beach.” sandy mayo: "Square Paintings," abstract work informed by nature, architecture, music and the unknown. Through June 28 at Brandon Artists' Guild. Info, 247-4956. sCott funK: "Vermont Through the Seasons," photographs by the Vermont artist. Through August 31 at Gallery 160 in Richmond. Info, 434-6434. t.J. Cunningham: "Winterworks," new paintings by the local artist. Through June 30 at The Art House in Middlebury. Info, 458-0464. 'taKing flight': Bird-themed artwork by Susan Raber Bray, Ray Hudson, Carol MacDonald, Liza Myers, Gary Starr and Adelaide Tyrol. Through June 19 at Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury. Info, 388-1436. 'the liPPitt morgan': A photographic exhibit of early Vermont breeders and the old-fashioned Morgans so dear to them. Through July 31 at The National Museum of the Morgan Horse in Middlebury. Info, 388-1639.

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talKs & events First Friday art walK: More than 30 galleries and other venues around downtown stay open late to welcome pedestrian art viewers. Friday, June 3, 5-8 p.m., various downtown locations, Burlington. Info, 264-4839. bca artlab resident esteFania puerta: The Burlington artist, who focuses on portraiture and magic realism, hosts an open studio session. Saturday, June 4, 2-5 p.m., BCA Center, Burlington. Info, 865-7166. phil godenschwager: “Scattered Art,” cartoons, prints and stained-glass

works by the Randolph artist. Through June 5 at Korongo Gallery in Randolph. Talk: Cartoonist Steve Bissette joins Godenschwager for a discussion about their work. Thursday, June 2, 7-9 p.m. Info, 728-6788. upper valley group Mural proJect: A pair of 11foot primed boards await the writing, painting, collage or graffiti of Upper Valley 15- to 20-year-olds with something to say. Wednesday through Friday, June 1-3, 2 - 8 p.m., The Junction: Listen’s Teen Lifeskills Center, White River Junction. Info, 295-2612. the shelburne artists MarKet: Local artists and artisans sell their work, on the green. Saturday, June

4, 9 a.m.-2 p.m., Shelburne Town Offices, Shelburne. Info, 985-3648. studio sale: All proceeds from sales of the handmade pottery and other local art benefits Studio School programs. Saturday, June 4, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Middlebury Studio School, Middlebury. Info, 247-3702. peony garden party: Tours of the Brick House and its 1,000-plus peony gardens; tea, cocktails and hors d’oeuvres; croquet; and a preview of the new exhibit “In Fashion: High Style, 16902011.” Wednesday, June 8, 3-5 p.m., Shelburne Museum, Shelburne. Info, 985-3346 ext. 3305.

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REMEMBRANCE OF THINGS PABST Ferrell plays a washed-up alcoholic contemplating his next move in the feature debut from Dan Rush.

Everything Must Go ★★★★

aving recently seen The Beaver, I left the feature debut of writer-director Dan Rush contemplating the possibility that, at this rate, middle-age alcoholics whose lives have fallen apart will soon become as much a cinematic fixture as vampires or pirates. And concluding that this would not be a bad thing. Especially if they’re played with the depth, restraint and emotional precision Will Ferrell displays in Everything Must Go. The comedic megastar shifts into serious gear for this extrapolation of the Raymond Carver short story “Why Don’t You Dance?” He’s Nick Halsey, an Arizona salesman who’s climbed the corporate ladder and gotten help for his drinking problem, only to fall off the wagon during a business trip to Denver. What happened there definitely didn’t stay there, and it costs Nick his job. That’s sad. But even sadder is the fact that he can’t remember what he did. Sadder still is watching the remaining dominoes of Nick’s suburban existence topple. He arrives home to discover his wife has moved out, he’s been locked out of his house,

and all his stuff has been thrown on his front lawn. He later learns his bank account has been frozen, and his credit cards don’t work. One can imagine how the character would have reacted to all this had he been played by, say, Jim Carrey or Adam Sandler. It’s difficult, however, to imagine another actor embodying the Zen acceptance Ferrell brings to the role. Rush has taken a one-note, bare-bones story and fleshed it out nicely with characters and plotlines of his own invention. Nick’s initial reaction is to buy a lot of beer — Pabst Blue Ribbon — and kick back in his La-Z-Boy recliner. The neighbors peeking through the curtains can feel their property values nosediving, so it isn’t long before police are on the scene. Despite his seemingly rational contention that he should be able to do whatever he wants on his own turf, Nick is told the law will permit him and all his earthly possessions to remain on the premises only if he holds a yard sale. As he does so, a number of Rush’s inventions wander into Nick’s life. Rebecca Hall is Samantha, a pregnant beauty who’s just moved in across the street, her husband

mysteriously absent. Tender but a romantic dead end, their relationship reminded me of the one between Bill Murray and Scarlett Johansson in Lost in Translation. Then there’s Kenny, a black teenager who rides his bike up and down the street all day — until Nick makes him his business partner. Christopher Jordan Wallace is the son of the late rapper Notorious B.I.G. and a seriously gifted actor. The scenes where Nick passes on his secrets of salesmanship are as touching as they are funny. At its heart, though, Everything Must Go is not a comedy, not even a black one. It’s the story of a man whose life is broken and who isn’t sure he has the energy or interest necessary to fix it. There’s a very powerful

scene toward the end when the beer and the money have run out, and Nick is faced with his worst fear. Ferrell absolutely nails the guy’s panic and existential desperation. Ultimately, the film is about this moment and what Nick does with it. Some will find the final act a tad pat; I have to admit I did. If it stands out as a misstep on Rush’s part, however, it’s only because everything that precedes it is so brilliantly original and free of formula. Robert Altman likewise mined Carver material for his 1993 movie Short Cuts, and I dare say Everything Must Go is the better film. It’s a singular creation. Everyone should go. RICK KISONAK

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The Hangover Part II ★★★

ne of the few creative jokes in The Hangover Part II occurs when our heroes try to use meditation to access memories of the wild night they had and forgot in Bangkok. Stu (Ed Helms) and Phil (Bradley Cooper) get nothing, but Alan (Zach Galifianakis), whose mind is clearly more open to the currents of universal consciousness, sees a partial montage of the blacked-out events. The joke is that, in his memories, he and his two thirtysomething friends are played by 12-year-olds. It’s a good joke because it comes out of left field, it’s not explained, and it’s in character — of course paunchy, bearded Alan, who proudly calls himself a “stay-at-home son,” sees himself as a preteen. To him, a drug-fueled evening of riots and hookers is just an especially awesome adventure. That’s a funny idea for a movie, but its payoff was funnier two years ago, when it was called The Hangover. Returning director/cowriter Todd Phillips has upped the ante by setting the action in a city even more notorious for hedonism than Vegas, but he hasn’t made the premise of men waking up and realizing they’ve behaved badly any more outrageous. Indeed, almost everything

that follows from it is so predictable that the humor feels tamer this time around. Helms’ nebbishy Stu, who ditched his shrewish girlfriend in the last movie, is the one getting married this time — not to Heather Graham’s spacy stripper, unfortunately, but to an inhumanly pretty, patient and tolerant creature (Jamie Chung). Her only drawbacks are her dragonish dad and her coddled, overachieving brother (Mason Lee), with whom our heroes are saddled on their flight to the nuptials at a Thai resort. This time, there’s no bachelor party — just a beach cookout that somehow ends with Phil, Stu and Alan waking in a Bangkok hotel room to find that certain things have mysteriously disappeared (the brother) and others have appeared (a tattoo, a monkey and Ken Jeong as Mr. Chow, the shrieking mobster from the first film). Phillips seems to have made a list of everything audiences liked in the first movie so he could give them more of it. Animal reaction shots? Check. Jeong acting seriously wired? Check. Helms expressing mortification in ever more manic ways? That, too. Most of all, the filmmakers give us more of breakout star Galifianakis, who’s introduced with so much hoopla that you’d think

GOING DOWN One night in Bangkok makes soft-bellied men humble in a sequel that lifts most of its ideas (and even this shot) from the original.

Alan had already become a beloved movie icon on the order of Jack Sparrow. It’s like making Sancho Panza the star of Don Quixote, though: Galifianakis is funniest when he takes us by surprise. Though he gets in a few choice lines here, Alan is fast turning from character to caricature. Cooper might as well not be in the movie, and the same goes for Paul Giamatti, who has a thankless and dispensable supporting role. The first Hangover was no masterpiece, but it was consistently funny and intermittently shocking — no small achievement.

How would you really up the ante on the story of a mild-mannered, politically correct American male (Helms’ Stu, the true protagonist of both movies) who wakes to find he has cut a swath of mayhem through a city that’s no stranger to it? Phillips and co. could have taken their sequel deep into the realms of absurdity and antisocial behavior, but that wouldn’t have sold as many tickets. So we’re left with a rehash of The Hangover’s best moments that feels like a comedy hangover. M A R G O T HA R R I S O N

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cAVE oF FoRGottEN DREAmS: In his latest one-of-a-kind documentary, Werner Herzog explores the Chauvet cave of Southern France and trains his camera on amazingly wellpreserved artwork of the Paleolithic period. (95 min, PG. Palace) mEEK’S cUtoFF: The latest from director Kelly (Wendy and Lucy) Reichardt is an adventure story with no resemblance to a summer blockbuster. In 1845, a group of pioneers (including Michelle Williams and Paul Dano) face peril on the Oregon Trail. With Bruce Greenwood as their dodgy guide. (104 min, PG. Savoy) SUpER 8: Writer-director J.J. Abrams seems to be channeling vintage Steven Spielberg for this thriller, set in 1979, about a bunch of kids who stumble on something bad when their Super 8 film shoot is interrupted by a train crash. Let’s hope whatever it is is scarier than the monster in Cloverfield. With Elle Fanning, Kyle Chandler and Noah Emmerich. (120 min, not yet rated. Midnight screening on 6/9, Essex) X-mEN: FiRSt clASS: The comic-book-based franchise continues to plumb its characters’ origins. James McAvoy and Michael Fassbender are Professor Xavier and Magneto back in Cold War days, and Jennifer Lawrence, January Jones and Nicholas Hoult play other young mutant superheroes. Matthew (Kick-Ass) Vaughn directed. (140 min, PG-13. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Sunset, Welden)

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tHE BEAVERHH Mel Gibson plays a family man who battles depression by communicating solely through a beaver puppet in this one-of-akind comedy-drama from director Jodie Foster, who also plays his wife. With Anton Yelchin and Jennifer Lawrence. (91 min, PG-13. Palace; ends 6/2)

with this comedy in which two long-married men (Owen Wilson and Jason Sudeikis) receive an unusual gift from their wives: a “hall pass” to ignore their marriage vows for a week. With Christina Applegate, Jenna Fischer and Alyssa Milano. (98 min, R. Sunset) tHE HANGoVER pARt iiHH1/2 If you think a rude awakening from a night of debauchery like the one depicted in hit comedy The Hangover could happen only once to the same guys, you’d be wrong. This time, Stu (Ed Helms) is the one getting married, and the weirdness starts in Bangkok. With Bradley Cooper, Zach Galifianakis and Justin Bartha. Todd Phillips directed. (102 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Roxy, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

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i Am NUmBER FoURHH Somebody is killing superpowered adolescents (are there any other kind?), and Alex Pettyfer has to outrun them while discovering his potential and finding a girlfriend in this teen-targeted sci-fi thriller. With Timothy Olyphant and Dianna Agron. D.J. (Disturbia) Caruso directed. (104 min, PG-13. Sunset; ends 6/2) JANE EYREHHHH Mia Wasikowska plays the strong-willed Victorian governess who falls for her mysterious employer in yet another adaptation of Charlotte Brontë’s classic. Michael Fassbender is Rochester; Cary (Sin Nombre) Fukunaga directed. (121 min, PG-13. Roxy; ends 6/2) KUNG FU pANDA 2HHH1/2 Kung-fu-fighting panda Po (voiced by Jack Black) has to defeat a threat to his beloved martial art in this sequel to the DreamWorks animated hit. Angelina Jolie, Seth Rogen and Dustin Hoffman also do voice work. Jennifer Yuh directed. (91 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex [3-D], Majestic [3-D], Marquis [3-D], Palace, Paramount [3-D], Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

EVERYtHiNG mUSt GoHHHH Will Ferrell gets serious again in this drama based on the classic Raymond Carver story about a man who holds an unusual yard sale as his suburban life falls apart. With Rebecca Hall and Laura Dern. First-timer Dan Rush directed. (95 min, R. Roxy)

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oF GoDS AND mENHHHH The Grand Prix at last year’s Cannes film festival went to this fact-based drama from French director Xavier Beauvois about a handful of Trappist monks who lived and worshipped peacefully in Muslim Algeria, until they didn’t. With Lambert Wilson and Michael Lonsdale. (120 min, PG-13. Savoy; ends 6/2) oRGASm, iNc.: Eight years in the making, local filmmaker Liz Canner’s documentary investigates the pharmaceutical giants’ race to be the first to win FDA approval for a product that can guarantee women the big O. (80 min, NR. Palace) piRAtES oF tHE cARiBBEAN: oN StRANGER tiDESHH Captain Jack Sparrow (Johnny Depp) returns in a fourth high-seas adventure guaranteed to make more money than sense. This time the goal is the Fountain of Youth, the heroine is Penélope Cruz and the swashbuckNOW PLAYING

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FASt FiVEHHH Fast & Furious not fast enough? The fifth film in the street-racer action franchise has an even shorter title. This time around, Vin Diesel, Paul Walker, Jordana Brewster and their fellow speed freaks try to evade G-man Dwayne Johnson in Rio de Janeiro. Justin Lin directed. (130 min, PG-13. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Sunset)

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Curses, Foiled Again

Dexter White, 41, called 911 in North Charleston, S.C., complaining that he paid $60 to a drug dealer for crack cocaine but received only $20 worth of drugs and that the dealer refused to give him his $40 change. White said he smoked his crack before calling the cops, who arrested him anyway, for disorderly conduct. (Charleston’s WCSC-TV) No one spoke to the 911 operator who answered a call in Onondaga County, N.Y., but the operator overheard three men in a car planning break-ins. The men also mentioned their location. Realizing one of them had “pocket dialed” his cellphone’s emergency number, the operator alerted sheriff’s deputies. When one of the callers announced, “There go the cops now,” the passing deputy turned around, stopped the vehicle and found tools reported stolen from a local business. Arrested were brothers Ronald J. Euson, 30, and Thomas Euson Jr., 28, and their cousin, Allen Euson, 29. (Associated Press; Syracuse’s Post-Standard)

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When Lewis and Clark County Sheriff Leo Dutton received a text message from a Helena, Mont., teenager asking to buy marijuana, Dutton realized the boy had misdialed his drug dealer’s number. He directed the texter to meet a detective posing as the dealer. When the texter arrived with a friend, the detective identified himself. One of the boys fainted. No citations were issued, but Dutton said they faced worse punishment from their parents. (Helena Independent Record)

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Ninety-three of 162 U.S. public research universities have adopted a “differential tuition” scale that charges students in potentially high-earning fields more than those with less earning potential. Business and engineering students typically pay more than English majors, for instance. Before 1988, only five institutions used the sliding scale, according to Glen Nelson, who researched the issue while at the University of Nebraska-Lincoln. In the past three years, Nelson said, 18 institutions have adopted the practice, with business students paying 14 percent more tuition and engineering students paying 15 percent more. (Omaha World-Herald)

Define “Certain Goods”

FBI Special Agent Frederick C. Kingston decided to take a joyride in a 1995 Ferrari F50, which was being stored in Lexington, Ky., as evidence in a cartheft case. Within seconds of leaving 5/23/11 9:54 AM

the warehouse, Kingston lost control of the high-performance vehicle, which “fishtailed and slid sideways” and then crashed into a curb, bushes and a small tree, according to his passenger, Assistant U.S. Attorney J. Hamilton Thompson. Declaring the rare automobile a total loss, Motors Insurance Co. sued the government for the $750,000 it had paid the stolen car’s owner five years before the FBI recovered it. The Justice Department refuses to pay the Michigan company, insisting it is immune to tort claims when “certain goods” are in the hands of law enforcement. (Detroit News)

First Link in a Chain

After spending three months embedded with NASA’s mission control, Andrew Kessler wrote his first novel: Martian Summer: Robot Arms, Cowboy Spacemen and My 90 Days With the Phoenix Mars Mission. Next, he opened a bookstore in New York City’s high-rent West Village and stocked it with just one book: his own. The store, Ed’s Martian Book, is divided into sections, among them “staff favorite,” “best-seller” and “self help.” Reactions vary. “A lot of people are scared to come in,” Kessler noted. “Some people wonder if we’re Scientologists.” (CNN)

No Detours

A 24-year-old German man told authorities he became trapped in a women’s prison in Hildesheim after he noticed its open gate and mistook it for a shortcut to a nearby park. By the time he realized his blunder, the gate had been locked. Mayor Henning Blum happened to be passing the prison when he heard the man’s cries for help and notified police, who freed the man and began investigating why the prison gate wasn’t closed. (Reuters)

Guilt Ridden

When police pulled over a car in Rensselaer, N.Y., a 21-year-old male passenger bolted from the car. He jumped into the Hudson River, whose current carried him 250 feet downstream before he could grab a branch and hold on until police rescued him. The unidentified man explained he fled because he thought officers had a warrant for his arrest. No warrants were outstanding. (Associated Press)

Counterrevolutionary Spirit

Although 41 percent of adults in England and Wales support independence for Scotland, according to a poll by the market research firm YouGov, only 29 percent of Scottish adults favor breaking away from the United Kingdom. (Reuters)

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may be deeply intertwined. Will you be able to tell them apart?

tauRus (april 20-May 20): i dreamed you

were a member of an indigenous tribe in what Westerners call new guinea. you had recently begun to show unusual behavior that suggested you were developing enhanced cognitive abilities. you’d solved one of the tribe’s long-standing problems, were spontaneously spouting improvised poetry and had been spotted outside late at night having animated conversations with the stars. some of your friends and relatives were now referring to you by a new name that in your native tongue meant “the one who dances naked with the deities.” How would you interpret my dream, taurus? i think it suggests you could be on the verge of growing an intriguing new capacity or two.

Gemini (May 21-June 20):

In the far northern reaches of Ilulissat, a town in Greenland, the sun sets for good on November 29 every year and doesn’t rise again until January 13. Or at least that was the case until 2011. This year, to the shock of locals, sunlight broke over the horizon on January 11 — two days ahead of schedule. Though a few alarmists theorized that this disturbance in the age-old rhythm was due to a shift in the Earth’s axis or rotation, scientists suggested that the cause was global warming: Melting ice has caused the horizon to sink. I expect something equally monumental to make an appearance in your world soon, Gemini. Can you handle an increased amount of light?

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(June 21-July 22): i’m not a big fan of the “no pain, no gain” school of thought. Personally, i have drummed up more marvels and wonders through the power of rowdy bliss than i have from hauling thousand-pound burdens across the wasteland. but i do recognize that in my own story as well as in others’, hardship can sometimes provoke inspiration. i think it may be one of those moments for you, Cancerian. Please accept this medicinal prod from the ancient roman poet Horace: “adversity has the effect of eliciting talents that in times of prosperity would have lain dormant.”

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ViRgo

(aug. 23-sept. 22): “The great pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do,” wrote the essayist Walter bagehot. Personally, i don’t think that’s the supreme joy possible to a human being; but it definitely has a provocative appeal. May i

the mellowest vibes imaginable — and vice versa. it’s Mix-it-Up Week, sagittarius — a time to play with flipping and flopping your usual perspectives, roles and angles.

liBRa (sept. 23-oct. 22): When people un-

muckraking journalist Peter Freyne, sen. Patrick leahy said, “He knew the difference between healthy skepticism and hollow cynicism.” Mastering that distinction happens to be your next assignment, Capricorn. Can you distinguish between your tendency to make compulsive negative judgments and your skill at practicing thoughtful and compassionate discernment? My reading of the astrological omens suggests that you will have a successful week if you do. not only that: The universe will conspire to bring you blessings you didn’t even realize you needed.

subscribe from my newsletter, they’re asked to say why they’re leaving. in a recent note, a dissatisfied customer wrote, “because you are a crackhead who makes no sense. you sound like you write these horoscopes while you’re stoned on mushrooms.” For the record, i not only refrain from crack and magic mushrooms while crafting your oracles; i don’t partake of any intoxicants at any other time, either — not even beer or pot. i’m secretly a bit proud, however, that the irate ex-reader thinks my drugfree mind is so wild. in the coming week, libra, i invite you to try an experiment inspired by this scenario: Without losing your mind, see if you can shed some of the habitual restrictions you allow to impinge on the free and creative play of your mind.

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(oct. 23-nov. 21): The roots of big old trees are your power objects. i advise you to visualize them in your mind’s eye for a few minutes each day, maybe even go look at actual trees whose roots are showing above ground. Doing this will strengthen your resolve and increase your patience and help you find the deeper sources of nurturing you need. another exercise that’s likely to energize you in just the right way is to picture yourself at age 77. i suggest you create a detailed vision of who you’ll be at that time. see yourself drinking a cup of tea as you gaze out over a verdant valley on a sunny afternoon in June. What are you wearing? What kind of tea is it? What birds do you see? What are your favorite memories of the last 30 years?

sagittaRius (nov. 22-Dec. 21): if you’re a physicist or Wall street broker, your assignment this week is to read the poetry of Pablo neruda (bit.ly/nerudasongs). if you’re a kirtan-chanting yogini or the author of a new age self-help newsletter, your task is to read up on the scientific method (bit.ly/ scienceMethod). if you’re white, be black, and vice versa. if you’re yellow, be violet, and if red, be green. if you’re a tight-fisted control freak, try being a laid-back connoisseur of

caPRicoRn (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Describing

aQuaRius (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “There is time

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Let’s walk in the rain... A quick glance. A big chance. My heart beat like a drum. I saw you. And I knew. Chances just don’t come. Round again. Not like this. First a laugh. Then a kiss. Take a chance on me. When: Friday, April 15, 2011. Where: On Main Street. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #909058

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Etiquette experts from The Emily Post Institute offer advice on pregnancy, gift giving and birth announcements on Facebook (MAY 2011)

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At what age do seasonal allergies first appear?

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A simple craft project that you can do with your kids

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Exciting new books, products and services

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Creative birthday party ideas from a local mom

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A first-person essay in which writers reflect on parenting and childhood

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A coloring contest and puzzles for kids of all ages

Kids VT writers have also reviewed: Rozzi’s Lakeshore Tavern & Restaurant, American Flatbread at the Marble Works, Our House and Texas Roadhouse.

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“The Art Of...” spotlights creative pursuits that enrich kids’ lives, such as: origami, guitar, sewing and pottery.

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How did you celebrate your most memorable Father’s Day? I think back to getting that from her, and the thought HENRI SPARKS, COLCHESTER, TEACHER

Kids: Daughters Ora, 14, Sira, 11, Odessa, 9

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Getting Out in Stowe — Without the Snow You don’t need a lift ticket to enjoy an outdoor adventure in Stowe. The Stowe Recreation Path, with its smooth surface and well-marked road crossings, is a wonderful environment for budding cyclists, parents pushing strollers and kids who use wheelchairs. If you only know winter Stowe, riding along the bike path will give you a new perspective on the resort community. The 5.3-mile-long route follows the West Branch of the Little River, and it’s bookended by two of Stowe’s best-known landmarks: the Topnotch Resort property at the northern end, and the iconic white steeple of the Stowe Community Church at the southern end. Most of the path is eight feet wide, with some portions as wide as 10 feet. The southern portion sees more traffic, while the northern portion is a better bet for a quiet ride. (From June 2011.)

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Well, for me, I think my most memorable Father’s Day was when I got my first letter from my daughter — handwritten, big letters — telling me that she loves me. She drew some pictures on it.

In “Fit Families,” Kids VT offers easy and affordable ways to stay active such as: sliding on Mount Philo, skating at the Ice Barn, mom and baby yoga and running.

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