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urlington’s homegrown bitters and tonic company Urban Moonshine has been sold for an undisclosed price to Traditional Medicinals, a leading wellness tea seller based in California.

“The world needs more herbs, and this is our best way to do it,” said Jovial King.

King founded Urban Moonshine nine years ago by “brewing tinctures in her kitchen,” Alicia Freese reported. Its popular herbal remedies and cocktail bitters can now be purchased in co-ops and health food stores throughout the country, and its sales top $2 million annually.

But the company has struggled with increasing scrutiny from the federal Food & Drug Administration.

In a Seven Days cover story two years ago, Freese detailed how King ultimately decided to outsource the company’s production to a certified organic out-of-

state manufacturer. “It’s tough to be small in a heavily regulated industry,” King said.

She also acknowledged that the company continued to “struggle with profitability” in a competitive field.

Legendary herbalist Rosemary Gladstar, who now lives in Vermont, started Traditional Medicinals 43 years ago. She also trained King as an herbalist.

“They’re kind of our dream partner,” King said.

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King said that she and her chief herbalist, Guido Masé, would stay with the company. One bitter pill: Some members of her 12-person team could be laid off.

Unless, of course, King mixes up another business idea.

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Someone stole Santa from a lawn in St. Johnsbury last Friday and rearranged the reindeer into a “lewd position,” according to police.

Yet another thing to explain to the kids.

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Legendary marathoner and Olympic medalist Meb Keflezighi will run a relay leg in next year’s Vermont City Marathon. Who wouldn’t want to be on his team?

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…with the sound of schussing. A bunch of Vermont ski areas — from Jay to Okemo and Mount Snow — have opened early this year. Get down.

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news that he allegedly forced a kiss on a woman and was photographed reaching for her breasts as she slept during a USO tour in 2006. A photo that caught him in the act started circulating last week.

“Obviously, this is incredibly disrespectful, unacceptable behavior,” Minter told Seven Days Monday. “It’s incredibly disappointing.” But she qualified her criticism, noting that, “unlike many others,” Franken is acknowledging his actions. “He has apologized.”

Franken said he’s sorry for the incident involving California broadcast journalist Leeann Tweeden in 2006. He has not commented publicly on another allegation, that he grabbed a different woman’s behind while posing for a photo in 2010.

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The allegations about various men are troubling, Minter said, but it’s encouraging that women are feeling safe coming forward with their experiences. Hopefully, this movement means “that what is considered acceptable

behavior is going to change from here going forward,” said Minter, now president and CEO of Special Olympics Vermont.

U.S. Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) accompanied Franken on his 2016 rounds in Vermont. Like Minter, Leahy offered a sobering response to the allegations.

“I don’t condone this action, nor does he,” Leahy said, referring to the Tweeden photo allegation. “He’s apologized rather profusely, and, in fact, he asked for an Ethics Committee investigation before anybody else did. He’s been a very effective senator.”

Should Franken resign?

“Then is Donald Trump going to resign, when he’s admitted to doing a lot more? I say that rhetorically,” Leahy told Seven Days. “Let’s see what the Ethics Committee comes up with.”

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hat a difference a year makes. Last November, former “Saturday Night Live” satirist and U.S. Sen. Al Franken (D-Minn.) brought his trademark smirk and fundraising prowess to Vermont to stump for Democratic gubernatorial candidate Sue Minter. Just days before she lost to Republican Phil Scott, Burlington crowds welcomed Franken with laughs and loud applause.

Now he’s being pilloried as yet another groper — the latest outing triggered by the New York Times exposé on Miramax cofounder Harvey Weinstein.

What do Vermont Dems make of Franken now? Minter, for one, was chastened by the

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2. “Onion River Co-op Past and Present, and a Preview of the New City Market” by Margot Harrison, Suzanne Podhaizer and Sally Pollak. The store opened its second location in Burlington’s South End last week.

3. “Airbnb Snowballs in Vermont Ski Towns, Bringing Cash and Concerns” by Alicia Freese. Killington tops the list of towns with the most Airbnb listings, with more than 16 percent of its housing stock listed on the short-term rental platform.

4. “Bittersweet: California Tea Company Buys Urban Moonshine” by Alicia Freese.

Traditional Medicinals has purchased the Burlington maker of bitters and tonic.

5. “DCF Shooter Jody Herring Sentenced to Life Without Parole” by Mark Davis. The woman who murdered three relatives and a DCF employee was sentenced last week.

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[Re Off Message: “State Sen. Debbie Ingram Arrested for DUI in Williston,” October 13]: Since living in Norway a generation ago, I have been sensitive to the gentleness of our penalties for DUI and the implicit acceptance of driving drunk.

Sen. Debbie Ingram’s parole after her guilty plea prompted me to check on what would have happened to her in Norway.

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[Re “Keeping the Faith,” September 20]: There is a local need — within the competency of Saint Michael’s College or another local institution to address — for elementary teachers who can teach in French/ English bilingual classrooms. National and international trends are exploiting the lifelong intellectual benefits of bilingual learning starting as early as possible.

Local parents of preschoolers are lobbying the Burlington School District to begin teaching at least one kindergarten classroom in French and adding second through fifth grades in succeeding years, by which time students will be fluent in both French and English. The idea could

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easily support a new magnet program in one of our elementary schools.

Superintendent Yaw Obeng supports the bilingual education concept but is concerned about access to an adequate pipeline of well-trained Francophone educators. Given the growing popularity of bilingual education in Maine, Massachusetts, Connecticut, New York, Maryland, Virginia, Louisiana, Texas, Utah, California and elsewhere, he has a valid concern. St. Michael’s says students are looking for professions into which they can step upon graduation from college. Our access to Québec’s Francophone population and vast cultural resources offer virtually limitless opportunity for student-teaching exchange programs.

It’s six years since Burlington’s City Council unanimously resolved that all our city’s children should learn at least basic French, yet our schools’ language-learning resources are dwindling, not growing. The Burlington Department of Public Works has finally installed some bilingual signage helping Francophones find a parking space downtown — wonderful! Now, can we educate and hire a bunch more French teachers? They’re needed! It’s just good business.

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LEGALIZATION IS NOT INEVITABLE

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Shame on Seven Days for attempting to slander a citizen who risked his life to save another [“Questions Arise About Heroic Response to DCF Worker Shooting,” November 8]. The Pittsburghbased Carnegie Hero Fund Commission awarded Scott Williams its heroism award for “attempting to rescue Lara K. Sobel from assault.” Seven Days’ feeble attempt to discredit this award is shocking and raises questions about your ethics.

Williams ran toward the murder scene while shots were still being fired in an attempt to save Sobel. Whether or not he grabbed the rifle from the assailant is a technicality and irrelevant to what he was trying to do and why he was awarded the medal. Perhaps the official incident reports were not accurate, but Williams certainly did not write them, so why make him the center of your amateur investigative reporting? Williams even admitted a year earlier that he didn’t remember taking the gun, so what is the point of your article?

Why do you go through such pains to raise doubt by elevating hearsay to the level of fact and assuming the words of a cold-blooded murderer are honest? Would you have done this is if Williams was not an elected official? Your article has done nothing to serve the public good. The real question here is why Seven Days is going to such effort to be so disrespectful to a local hero. This is clearly an abuse of your freedoms of the press.

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Alicia Freese did an awesome job of researching and hearing the stories of inmates and former inmates in the article she penned entitled, “Cruel and Unusual?”

[November 1], about how drug treatment policies in Vermont prisons are contributing to the opiate addiction crisis. Thank you, Seven Days, for putting the article on the cover.

There is a deeper dive involving inmates and medications when under the supervision of the Department of Corrections, and we will continue to work to effect change. However, in less than a week, your work on “Cruel and Unusual?” and the work of others, including Jolinda

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LaClair, state director of drug prevention policy, had a huge impact on DOC policy.

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like wishful thinking from the pot industry. Some of the facts included in the story seem to contradict the “poised” premise.

Vermonters from virtually every profession dedicated to the welfare of our children oppose personal cultivation and consumption legalization. They know that, in Colorado, child poisoning is seven times higher than in the rest of the country. Thankfully, these opponents aren’t going away; they will continue to speak from personal and professional experience about the damage caused by increased youth access to marijuana.

Gov. Phil Scott has set a high bar for legalization: He won’t sign a bill that does not satisfactorily protect children and adults from a drug known to cause psychosis even in those with no family history of psychotic disorder or mental illness. He also demands a robust public safety response to drugged driving — but even the leader of Vermont’s fledgling Drug Recognition Experts Program says we need at least a year of real-time evaluation. These facts suggest that a 2018 bill is not inevitable to people who care about real-life outcomes — which, presumably, includes our legislature and House Speaker Mitzi Johnson.

And there is one very important news development your story omitted. On Saturday, November 4, physicians gathered in Woodstock for the annual meeting of the Vermont Medical Society — a group representing more than 2,000 doctors.

With strong, broad support after three years of evaluation and study, they voted for a resolution condemning the legalization of marijuana.

So, while some lobbyists and legislators are loudly saying legalization is a done deal, our own doctors are telling us it will harm the Vermonters they treat.

Legalization isn’t inevitable. It shouldn’t even be brought up for a vote.

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Last Gasp? How a Vermont High School Ended Up With Just Two Students

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Song of Himself

Poetry: UVM poetry professor and politico Huck Gutman approaches his last verse

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Forgotten Victims?

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A former state employee who worked in Montpelier’s Statehouse says, “I felt like I had to unsex myself in order to be taken seriously. No skirts, no high heels — if I wore those, I was looked at completely differently — so it was pants, flat shoes and blazers.”

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Several say they’ve never had problems in the Statehouse, but they are in the minority. Stories range from straight-up sexual harassment to more subtle acts of sexism.

“Patriarchy and politics are a recipe for disaster,” a second female lobbyist observes.

Some of the most influential women in the building were victims early in their political careers. House Speaker MITZI JOHNSON (D-South Hero) is in her eighth term as a state representative, but when she was a 32-year-old newly elected legislator, fending off unwanted overtures was part of the job. Johnson recalls a male colleague asking her out, repeatedly — despite her telling him she wasn’t See store for details interested.

Rep. SARAH COPELAND-HANZAS (DBradford) was 34 when she arrived at the Statehouse in 2005. She remembers an older male lawmaker’s hand grazing her butt as she was leaving the House chamber. Assuming it was an accident, she kept walking.

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That time, she told the Democratic majority leader, FLOYD NEASE. He dealt with the situation, she says, and it never happened again. Multiple women note that they have plenty of male allies in the building.

Copeland-Hanzas’ gradual rise in the legislative ranks probably helped her. She became the Democratic majority leader in 2014, spending two years in the role, and as she puts it, “Nobody is gonna go up and goose the majority leader unless they have a death wish.”

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Johnson says she thinks “the Statehouse culture and procedures have improved dramatically” during her 15 years in the building but admits she’s not in the best position to judge. “I also can’t measure that objectively because my position in the Statehouse has changed so dramatically,” she says.

If harassment has declined, it may have something to do with the arrival, and ascendancy, of women such as Johnson and Copeland-Hanzas. The Vermont legislature is now 39 percent female — a higher percentage than in any other state except Arizona and Nevada, according to the National Conference of State Legislatures. And an increasing number of these women occupy positions of power.

In addition to its female speaker, the Vermont legislature has female majority leaders in both the House and Senate, and female chairs preside over all four money committees.

Even so, Senate Majority Leader BECCA BALINT (D-Windham) is under no illusion that sexual harassment has gone away.

“My sense is that the committee assistants, female lobbyists and perhaps other women workers in the building have to deal with these situations a whole lot more than we legislators do because of the implicit power imbalance,” she says.

(Balint, who is gay, says she hasn’t experienced what she considers sexual harassment. But she has had some pretty

inappropriate comments made to her face. At one point, a male lawmaker told her, “You’re the hottest lesbian in the Statehouse.”)

I found that the women in the roles Balint described were nearly universally eager to have this story told, but most declined to speak on the record. Even off the record, they resisted naming the perpetrators.

Concerns about maintaining anonymity are magnified in a place as small and chummy as the Vermont Statehouse. As the former state employee put it, the walls are “as thick as Swiss cheese.”

“It’s still a culture where everyone is really close, and no one wants to challenge the friendliness of the place,” notes Ram, who is no longer a legislator.

The concern isn’t about getting fired, or even humiliated; it’s about being rendered ineffective in a job that’s all about relationships.

The second lobbyist tells me that “an elected official made some inappropriate comments to me in the building and subsequently asked me not to repeat them or report him. I was caught off guard, excused myself from the conversation and didn’t mention it to anyone.”

Why not? “He was about to vote on a bill I was working on, so why would I take action when he would then likely retaliate?” she says.

Stay quiet and let the guy get away with it, or speak up and risk endangering your cause and your career. “That’s the type of position women are put in often in that building — and in any situation where a man has power over them,” she says.

The former state employee recalls a lawmaker saying in her presence, “Don’t worry, she doesn’t know anything; she’s just here to be a pretty face.”

She, too, felt unable to respond. Speak up, and “you are seen as the person who we have to watch our words around,” she says.

“If I was in a bar, I’d probably be just like, ‘Fuck off,’” suggests a third female lobbyist. But, “in that building, we’re not on equal footing.” When a lawmaker asked her out on a date last session, she did her best to politely demur, instead proposing that they discuss policy during work hours, inside the building.

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with handling allegations against its own members.

When McAllister was arrested at the Statehouse in May 2015 for charges that included the alleged assault on his intern, Vermont lawmakers were forced to reckon with the issue.

Balint recalls one legislator telling her, “It’s none of our business who he’s sleeping with.” Another suggested, “It didn’t need to come to him being arrested. A couple senators should have just hauled him into the coatroom and given him a talking to. That’s what we’ve done in the past.”

Despite the misgivings of some members, the Senate voted in January 2016 to suspend McAllister from his seat until the court ruled. (By the time a jury found him guilty only of a prostitution-related charge, he had lost his bid for reelection. The prosecution dropped the charges involving his intern after it was revealed that she had lied in court about a tangential issue.) The Senate also revised its sexual harassment policy and created a new rule requiring all legislative interns to register with the sergeant at arms.

Still, shortcomings remain. Balint, who chairs the Senate sexual harassment panel, says it has received just one formal complaint during her yearlong tenure.

Her predecessor, Sen. PHIL BARUTH (D/PChittenden), says he can’t divulge the number of complaints fielded during his time as chair.

A number of women I spoke with were either unaware of the panels’ existence or said they would be uncomfortable making a complaint to a committee of their perpetrator’s peers.

Balint readily acknowledges that the composition of the panel presents a “glaring problem.” Another issue: Lawmakers aren’t necessarily qualified to determine what constitutes sexual harassment. She suggests one possible solution would be to appoint an ombudsman who could review complaints.

In the House, Johnson says she’s exploring the idea of expanding the panel to include non-lawmakers.

That, however, won’t change the fact that the panel is only authorized to handle allegations against its own members or staff; there is no mechanism for holding other people in the building accountable.

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sponsored by various interest groups in the Statehouse’s Cedar Creek Room before heading to Three Penny Taproom or the Capitol Plaza Hotel & Conference Center bar.

“Some of that fraternizing is where the real work gets done,” says the lobbyist who was asked out by a lawmaker. “I’m inherently excluded, because when I enter that space I’m uncomfortable.”

Those who do enter it have encountered lawmakers in a more lecherous state.

LEAH MARVIN-RILEY was in her early twenties when she served as chief of staff to then-House speaker SHAP SMITH. She recalls spending an evening at Three Penny with another female legislative staffer. When they hugged goodbye, the male lawmaker on the stool next to Marvin-Riley told them, “Oh, don’t do that — it makes me too excited.”

During the 2011 session, SARAH BUXTON, then a 32-year-old Democratic representative from Tunbridge, attended a legislative function a few months into her first term. She was sitting at a table next to a man, whom she identified as “definitely a person of power,” when “he started to put his hand up my skirt, pretty rapidly.” She swatted it away and “looked at him like, Cut it out.”

A few minutes later, he tried again.

This time, she smacked his hand away, stood up and left. Buxton, who’s no longer a rep, told the two legislators she lived with at the time but no one else — she worried it would end up reflecting poorly on her. “I think my biggest fear at the time, especially as a young legislator, was my reputation,” she says.

Former rep RACHEL WESTON, who was 25 when she was elected in 2006, can relate.

On one of the first days of her first term, a fellow legislator introduced Weston to then-senator NORM MCALLISTER, who was subsequently charged with sexually assaulting his legislative intern. He greeted her, Weston recalls, by saying, “Nice to meet you, but it would be better to meet you with your clothes off.”

In deciding not to make a big deal about it at the time, she remembers thinking, “I’m not going to let myself get branded my first week here as the girl who thinks people are hitting on her.”

Unlike most workplaces, the Statehouse doesn’t have a human resources department. House and Senate members do participate in a mandatory training on sexual harassment at the beginning of each biennium, and each body has a sexual harassment policy and a panel charged

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imberly Taylor, 16, walks the hallways of Rochester School alone most days clad in sneakers and jeans. The 11th grader is one of just two high school students who attend the K-12 school this year, and she’s frank about the fact that it’s no fun.

“It’s very lonely,” Taylor said last week as she sat at an empty lunch table. “And I’d say it’s also kind of boring because there’s not a lot that goes on during the day.”

Rochester School consists of two sideby-side buildings, not far from the handsome historic homes flanking the town green on Route 100 south of the Mad River Valley. Last week, the bike rack in front of the middle-high school building was empty. The high school classrooms were dark and unheated, the whiteboards blank.

Although Taylor takes most of her classes online, she shows up each day shortly before 8 a.m. and “floats” to various middle school classrooms, where she volunteers as a teacher’s assistant and gets academic help, if needed.

It’s a strange arrangement and likely a temporary one. This could be the last year for Rochester’s middle-high school.

Some mourn that prospect, while others say it’s long overdue. Either way, the district is a case study in the broader statewide debate about how strong a nudge Vermont should give, or not give, to close tiny schools as statewide enrollment steadily declines and spending increases.

Rochester, with just 92 students, most of whom are in lower grades, spends $21,310 per pupil. The statewide average is about $15,450.

After years of discussion about their shrinking school population, voters in Rochester, population 1,100, will decide on Tuesday whether to close the town’s combo middle-high school. The school district would pay tuition to send students in grades seven to 12 to nearby schools of their choice.

Rochester Elementary School would stay open but start sharing resources and staff with the K-6 public school in adjacent Stockbridge. Residents of that town also vote Tuesday on the merger.

The proposal comes in response to Act 46, the 2015 state law that offers incentives for school districts to consolidate and imposes penalties if they don’t. In response, residents of many towns — including at least five this

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November 30 is the deadline to qualify for the inducements and avoid stateordered mergers coming next year.

But some towns cling to their small schools and treasure them as local institutions, even when the numbers don’t work. In June, Rochester voters defeated a different district unification plan, one of many proposals scuttled over the years. Despite the fact that incentives could evaporate, voters in Pownal and Woodford rejected a proposal on November 7 that would have brought their communities together.

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If Rochester decides against a merger on Tuesday, local property taxes are projected to soar as the state phases out aid payments that have helped cushion school districts from the true costs of running tiny schools. Vermont has plenty of them: There are 20 public schools with fewer than 51 students and 37 schools with fewer than 75 pupils, according to state Agency of Education data.

Some of these schools are geographically isolated, but a number are within six to 12 miles of schools in nearby towns, raising questions about whether it is practical or fair for expensive small schools to continue operating, given that education

in Vermont is largely state-funded.

Vermont Secretary of Education Rebecca Holcombe recently urged school boards to trim teachers and staff as enrollment declines.

Holcombe told Seven Days that Rochester is due for a merger. “What we do know is that the status quo is not sustainable,” she said about the district.

As much as local residents may value the school, people can never have everything they want, she suggested, adding: “I want my island in Hawaii, and I’m not going to get it.”

Rochester School is about 16 miles from the closest high school in Randolph and 11 from the closest grade school in Stockbridge. But the town is surrounded by mountains and accessed by narrow roads, which makes winter driving more challenging. Its location, among other things, has been an argument to keep the local school open through 12th grade.

But the financial picture for Rochester, should it attempt to maintain the status quo, is dire. Property taxes on a $200,000 house would increase by $2,600 over the next two years. Five years from now, the homestead tax rate would be more than double what it is now, according to bleak projections in a report by the RochesterStockbridge merger study committee.

As the thick study explains, last year Rochester High School graduated just 14 students. Enrollment has been dropping for more than a decade, forcing reductions in course offerings and compromising the academic program. But the situation would have been much worse without subsidies to Rochester under the state’s small-school grant program and the “hold harmless” provision under Act 60, Vermont’s complex state school funding law.

This provision was designed to subsidize districts with rapidly declining enrollment and allows them to hold on to funding for a certain number of nonexistent or “phantom” students for a period of time. Rochester has carried a relatively large number of phantom students: 52 in 2014, 32 last year and 27 this year, according to the merger report. The actual student count dropped from 105 to 92 between 2013 and this year, while perpupil spending increased from $17,493 to $21,310.

Under Act 46, the “hold harmless” provision in Act 60 is being phased out

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— which would drive the big tax increase on the town. Meanwhile, various incentives would protect Rochester financially if it merged with Stockbridge. Instead of risking the loss of small-school grants, both towns would qualify for similar “merger support grants.” They would also get other benefits, including state tax breaks for four years.

Projections show the tax rate would still increase for both towns under the unified district scenario, but at a much slower pace: 22 percent over the next five years. The report also notes that if the towns don’t act, the Vermont Board of Education can order them to merge, without financial incentives.

Fifteen of Rochester’s 17 high school students opted to attend other schools this year. Taylor’s former classmates

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have dispersed to schools in Randolph, Middlebury, Rutland and Sharon, among other locations. The exodus was precipitated by the late-summer news that at least three high school teachers were not coming back, according to Bruce Labs, superintendent of the White River Valley Supervisory Union, which includes Rochester School.

In response, parents worried about erosion in the academic program and pushed the Rochester School Board for choice. Labs said state law doesn’t permit the board to close the school without voter approval, so tuitioning seemed like the right option for ninth to 12th graders.

“We consulted with our attorney, and I think it was kind of an emergency situation,” he said, as he gave this reporter a tour of the middle-high school building.

“But you can see as you walk into the building, there’s nobody here,” Labs said, pointing at the empty front lobby.

Taylor chose to stay because she’s attended Rochester School since kindergarten and wasn’t sure where else she wanted to go. The only other high school student roaming the halls is a ninth-grade boy. At lunch, Taylor usually eats alone and misses the days when there were more teenagers. “It was a lot of fun to just sit and talk,” she said.

This fall, she ran cross-country with a group of middle school girls and enjoyed it, but she said there’s a big difference between 13-year-olds and 16-year-olds.

Taylor, who donned an elegant black dress for the winter ball two years ago, says she’ll skip the event this year. It won’t be the same with primarily middle school students on the dance floor, she said.

“It’s disheartening to be here this year,” said Kay Stringer, a middle school humanities teacher. “It’s so quiet … It’s sad.”

Holly Mumford, a music teacher, agreed. “It’s been stressful as a teacher during all these changes. The kids are asking questions that I can’t answer.

Like, ‘Will you be here next year, Miss Mumford? Will there be a middle school?’”

If voters approve the proposals on Tuesday, Mumford’s full-time position will be trimmed to one and a half days a week next year. She said that, with student loans to pay off and plans to marry in the fall and raise a family, she will seek a full-time job elsewhere. Mumford worries that, in the long run, closing the middle and high school will work against revitalizing Rochester.

She said she still sees people pushing baby strollers around town and takes that to mean young parents do like Rochester.

“I’m hoping that, you know, more people will decide to move here,’’ Mumford said.

“But if the school is going to close, that’s a reason not to move here.”

Cynthia McPhetres, a K-8 art and literature teacher, lives in town and says her daughter received an excellent education at Rochester High School, graduating in 2009. The school board essentially killed the high school when it allowed parents to have school choice this year, she said.

“That’s what did it,” said McPhetres, who believes that enrollment might have bounced back without it.

Now she’s anticipating reduced hours or no job next year, and this year hasn’t been easy. “It’s hard to work in a dying school,” she said. “The morale is terrible.”

Some taxpayers believe that means it’s time to act. Rochester resident Kathryn Schenkman will vote yes on Tuesday, although not without some sadness at the prospect of mothballing part of a local institution. Schenkman’s grown children attended Rochester School when they were young. But she sees the status quo as unaffordable and believes that the combination of a small local grade school and choice for older students could be a good thing in the long run.

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nce they notice her name tag, many patients at Central Vermont Medical Center have asked Penni Herring: “Are you related to the one that killed that DCF social worker?”

In a Barre courtroom last week, Penni explained that she doesn’t necessarily mind being associated with quadruple murderer Jody Herring, her cousin by marriage. She’s more upset that Jody’s other victims — all members of the Herring clan — seem to have been largely forgotten.

“I say, ‘My husband’s sisters and mother were also killed that day — the news failed to tell the whole story,’” Penni said in court.

She’s got a point.

Jody killed her two cousins, an aunt and Vermont Department for Children and Families social worker Lara Sobel in a rage after losing custody of her 9-yearold daughter. But headlines about the case in this publication and elsewhere dubbed Jody the “DCF shooter.”

Flags at the Statehouse were lowered to half-staff to honor Lara.

Then-governor Peter Shumlin attended a vigil in Lara’s honor. State legislators eventually passed a law to protect social workers.

The deaths of sisters Rhonda Herring, 48, and Regina Herring, 43, and their mother, Julie Ann Falzarano, 73, have been treated almost as an afterthought.

In isolation, the triple homicide would have ranked as one of the most heinous crimes in Vermont history.

Regina in particular suffered greatly: According to testimony and court documents, she watched, or at least heard, the other two women being gunned down.

Regina barricaded herself in an upstairs room in a futile attempt to survive.

But the media attention focused squarely on Lara, whom Judge John Pacht said was “assassinated” while leaving work. She was on the phone at the time with her own 11-year-old daughter.

What accounts for the contrasting treatments?

Certainly, the killing of a social worker, motivated by the work she was doing for the state, is a highly unusual event that led to broader questions. And the circumstances of her murder, in broad daylight in the middle of downtown Barre, shocked the state.

But there was another factor at play that was revealed during last week’s sentencing hearing: Class differences between the Herrings and the Sobels led to polarizing portrayals of the victims.

Lara, who grew up on Long Island, N.Y., had bachelor’s and master’s degrees from the University of Vermont. She taught Israeli dance in her spare time and occasionally vacationed abroad. Some of her friends and family flew in from the West Coast when they got word of her slaying.

“We and Lara’s family are good people. We are decent, compassionate and respectful of the rule of law,” Lara’s sister, Lauren Shapiro, told the court. “We cannot forget this crime … We do not deserve it.”

Lara dedicated her professional life to helping people who struggle.

“She wanted people to see the problems of the world and care as deeply as she did,” her longtime friend Rosalind Renfrew said during the hearing.

The Herrings needed more help than they got.

Their shared family history is a soul-crushing tale of rural poverty, generational abuse and trauma that, in the words of Jody’s attorney, David Sleigh, “were it not all documented, many in our quiet state would simply reject it as impossibly untrue.”

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The horror was based for generations at the Herring family home, the erroneously named Happy Valley Farm: one thousand acres bisected by Route 12 alongside the Dog River, just south of Montpelier.

Jody’s grandfather, Frank Herring, had 16 children with his wife. He beat and raped them while they were growing up on the farm, according to testimony and court papers filed by Sleigh. After violating the girls, often at gunpoint, Frank, who had been abused himself as a boy, would lock them in a closet.

Jody’s father, David Herring, was among the old man’s victims. When he died of a gunshot — his death was ruled a suicide, but many family members suspect he was murdered — the mortician assumed he had been in a war because of the severity of his scars from child abuse.

Jody was close to her father when she was young, but David physically abused his wife, Jenella, and his son Dwayne, and Jody witnessed it all. After David’s death, Jenella and her second husband beat Jody and her siblings regularly, according to testimony from family members. Jody and her brother left before they were teenagers and lived for a time in a car.

The Herrings, most of whom still live in central Vermont, had difficulty scraping together the money for burial plots and headstones for their three slain relatives. And as Jody sat in the Barre courtroom last week, police arrested her daughter Desiree Herring five miles away at a Cumberland Farms in Montpelier.

Desiree had allegedly escaped furlough, just weeks after she was released from prison.

Mother and daughter now reside together in the Chittenden Regional Correctional Facility in South Burlington.

Jodi’s cousins, Rhonda and Regina, and her aunt, Julie Ann, apparently lived quietly in central Vermont and avoided the worst of their family’s troubles. None of them made it past high school. They played cards, fished, danced and raised children.

As the sentencing hearing drew to a close, Lara’s father, Alex Sobel, gave a lengthy, eloquent statement that began with a philosophical discussion of the term

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with hardships in their daily existence, some who had more opportunity. And yet you were joined here today in a bond of sorrow and sadness of unspeakable dimension. Each one, whether stated in simple [terms] or those of a well-educated individual, were of equal beauty and equal power.”

After Pacht announced he was sending Jody away for life without parole, several members of both families clapped. Others cried. Some chatted with reporters. A few shook hands with the prosecutors and, one by one, filed out of the courtroom.

Randy Herring, Rhonda and Regina’s brother, left quietly. He had offered a particularly heartbreaking statement in court earlier in the day.

He said that he struggles to keep his anger at bay and goes for days without being able to talk openly with his wife, Penni. After the murders, he lost his job.

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Randy said he still has trouble sleeping. When the nightmares and restlessness are too much, he hops in his truck and drives. He used to put about 4,000 miles a year on his vehicle. Since the killings, he’s racked up about 20,000, driving the back roads of his home state in the middle of the night, trying to make sense of it all. m

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When Pacht emerged from his chambers to announce his decision, he acknowledged the socioeconomic divide that had colored the proceedings — obvious, but unspoken — until the end. In remarks that lasted half an hour, he said he gave equal weight to the statements of both families.

It was a clear nod to the Herrings.

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“She truly embodied the definition of a beautiful soul,” Alex said. “The world was brighter when she was here, and now she is not.”

There was more rawness in the lengthy statements six Herring family members read to the court.

“We always prepared to fight our way against the world but never expected the hit from an insider,” said Samantha Herring, a niece of the slain Herring sisters. “No Herring is ever truly alone, at least that’s how I was raised. You protect your family. At the end of the day, all you have is family.”

If anything united the two clans, it was their stance on Jody’s sentence.

No one spoke in favor of anything other than the maximum punishment.

“I ask this court to show no mercy, no compassion, and no leniency,” Lara’s sister, Lauren, said.

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eter Carmolli doesn’t have daily interactions with the 210 customers for whom he cooks. But the 53-year-old executive director of Burlington Meals on Wheels knows their names, tastes and idiosyncrasies: the man who wants two milks; the woman who doesn’t eat pork but asks for ham. The No. 1 complaint is that the vegetables are too crunchy, according to Carmolli. The second most common is that they’re too soft.

On a busy morning last month, Carmolli was presiding over the preparation of macaroni and cheese in the commercial kitchen at the Cathedral Square senior housing complex. In shorts and an orange button-down shirt, he took a call from a customer inquiring about the day’s menu. She had just gotten out of the hospital the night before.

“She’s not dead yet,” he announced with a grin to his kitchen colleagues.

Carmolli has a nickname for every one of his coworkers — along with constant, good-natured teasing, it’s one way he shows his affection. Head chef Mike Rooney, aka Big Mike, has worked with him for more than a decade.

Carmolli has been running Burlington Meals on Wheels for almost twice that long, during which time he has served up an estimated 2.4 million meals.

His philosophy? “Work shouldn’t be drudgery,” said the fun-loving, bighearted Carmolli. When older Vermonters resist the idea of accepting charity, he asks them to do him the favor of tasting and offering feedback on the food in exchange for free meals. They always agree, he said. Cathedral Square employees or residents — anyone who’s hungry, for that matter — are welcome to eat in his kitchen.

But Carmolli’s days doling out fruit cups are numbered. By next spring, his and 13 other Meals on Wheels operations in Chittenden, Addison, Franklin and Grand Isle counties will be consolidated. Age Well, formerly the Champlain Valley Agency on Aging, is the Essex Junction-based nonprofit that funds and oversees the four-county operation. Come spring, it will use one vendor instead of many smaller ones to feed Vermont’s homebound, disabled and elderly at “nutritional risk.”

Age Well had been thinking about unifying the very decentralized program for about three years in an effort to “stretch our dollars as far as they can go,”

according to CEO John Michael Hall.

Last January, it hired a Texas consultant who visited the sites and found “pretty significant concerns” about “food safety, whether the food was being produced hygienically, how early in the day it was being prepared, what temperature it was at by the time it arrived,” said Hall.

“She gave us some stern advice about needing to up our game.”

Burlington Meals on Wheels passed an Age Well kitchen inspection a few years back, Carmolli said, and he was told the operation was a model for others. A sign above the sink reads: “Wash your hands thoroughly and often. This isn’t a Civil War era hospital.”

The problem is bigger than that, according to Hall. The current system is a bureaucratic mess, onerous to oversee and manage, the CEO explained.

The community organizations have different budgets, buy different food and, in the end, cook different meals.

Some of those are tasty and healthy, Hall said; others, not so much.

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Resources, feeds about 30 people daily between South Hero and the far reaches of Alburgh and Isle La Motte.

The largest, run by the national company Lindley Food Service, operates Meals on Wheels throughout Addison County.

Each day, the 14 organizations combine to distribute around 800 to 900 meals — and Age Well is ultimately responsible for ensuring that everyone’s fed and the customers are happy. About 1,800 clients receive meals, Hall said, though not every client gets a meal every day.

Funding for such programs comes from myriad sources. Sixty percent of Age Well’s $1.28 million Meals on Wheels budget is from the federal government. Vermont provides another 20 percent, while the remaining 20 percent comes from the United Way of Northwest Vermont, town governments and private donors.

Clients also pay if they can, an average of about $1.25 a meal.

Hall didn’t know how many local employees would lose their jobs as

a result of the consolidation. But he said the changes were long overdue: Government agencies are required to put vendor contracts out to bid at least every five years, and Age Well had not reevaluated its contracts in the last 20-plus years.

“How can we reassure taxpayers and lawmakers that we are using these government funds in the wisest, most productive fashion?” Hall wrote in an email.

The meals will continue to come to the elderly, but Carmolli and his five part-time employees likely won’t be making them.

Running the $450,000-a-year program has been “a labor of love” for Carmolli, as he put it. His friend Peter Crapo, who worked in the kitchen at Burlington Meals on Wheels for two years and now serves on its board, called him “an absolute genius” at stretching a tight budget and keeping customers satisfied. He remembered spending his Saturdays with Carmolli looking for deals and donations at farmers markets.

Until his kitchen closes, Carmolli said, he is trying to stay positive. That October morning, Rooney stirred the gooey entrée of the day with what looked like an oar, while Shannon B. Palmer presided over steamed carrots and broccoli. Others packed individual paper lunch bags with cold food: two slices of wheat bread, canned mandarin oranges and a carton of milk.

Then about 16 volunteers, each with his or her own designated route, showed up, picked up the packages and set out: to Burlington, South Burlington, Shelburne, Winooski and Colchester.

Clients benefit from the human contact they provide. Carmolli has, too. He offered story after story about former deliverers: Johnny “Polka” Malcovsky used to come in playing the accordion; Fernand “Red” Roberts was 90 before he stopped bringing food to “the old people”; one woman delivered until she could no longer operate a vehicle, and then staff members drove her around to see the clients. Carmolli nicknamed her “Miss Daisy.” m

— this time as partners. On Monday, the Indiana communications company Schurz and the New York City investment firm ZRF put forward a $25 million joint bid that would invest heavily in the local tech economy.

Theirs was one of three final proposals for BT submitted to the city in advance of the city council’s final decision on November 27.

The publicly traded Tucows put forward a $32.5 million proposal, up $2 million from its previous offer. And the co-op Keep BT Local raised its bid from $12 million to $18 million — though the co-op has yet to raise the $6 million difference.

Tucows and Keep BT Local were previously the two finalists. But after a pair of deadlocked council votes on October 30, the council asked Tucows and KBTL to come up with a joint bid. The effort failed — meaning that all four finalists are back in the running.

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Vermont Attorney General T.J. Donovan on Tuesday announced that he settled a campaign finance lawsuit against former lieutenant governor candidate Dean Corren for $255, resolving a tangled case initiated by his predecessor, former attorney general Bill Sorrell.

The case, which was scheduled to go to trial in December, dates back to 2014, when Corren, running as a Democrat and Progressive, made a failed bid to unseat then-lieutenant governor Phil Scott.

Corren received about $180,000 in public money for his campaign. When accepting public financing in Vermont, candidates agree not to solicit contributions from outside sources.

Sorrell alleged that Corren violated the law when he asked the Vermont Democratic Party to email its 19,000-person subscriber list touting his candidacy. Sorrell sued Corren in state court and asked him for $72,000 in penalties.

The email itself has been valued at $255, the figure Corren will now pay in the settlement.

Corren in turn sued Sorrell in federal court, seeking a ruling that the email did not represent a campaign contribution.

Corren also claimed that certain aspects of Vermont’s campaign rules governing public financing are illegal. A federal judge dismissed that case in 2016, but Corren has appealed to the U.S. Court of Appeals for the Second Circuit in New York City.

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Tight Squeeze: Winooski Parking Garage Squabble Lands in Court Competition for spaces in Winooski’s downtown municipal parking garage led to legal action Monday.

Lenders connected to Spinner Place, a 312-unit student apartment complex, filed suit against the City of Winooski in U.S. District Court, claiming that the city unfairly terminated a garage lease for building residents in January.

The city “illegally took parking dedicated to, and needed by, downtown residents and gave the parking as an incentive to other developers,” according to a statement issued Monday by Montpelier lawyer Ronald Shems, who represents the Spinner Place lenders. The loss of parking “severely limited” the ability to fully rent the units and created additional costs, the statement continued.

The city has “oversubscribed” the 916-space garage with lease agreements for 923 spaces and now refuses to consider a long-term lease with Spinner Place, the suit says.

It seeks an injunction requiring the city to enter into a long-term parking lease with Spinner Place and pay damages and legal costs.

The lawsuit was filed by UMB Bank of Kansas City, Mo., the trustee for bondholders who helped finance the construction of Spinner Place in 2004 through the Vermont Housing Finance Agency.

In a statement issued Tuesday morning, Winooski City Manager Jessie Baker said municipal officials are working on creative solutions to meet the long-term parking needs of Spinner Place residents and others.

“People want to live and work in Winooski,” Baker’s statement reads. “This is a good problem to have. We look forward to continued conversations in partnership with all the downtown property owners to ensure that parking needs are met.”

It also suggested that the lawsuit was not the right approach.

“We are disappointed that the UMB Trustee has opted to sue the city instead of continuing discussions about long-term parking solutions,” Baker stated. “We are hopeful that the parties can come to agreed-upon terms and avoid lawsuits that ultimately cost the taxpayers.”

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Once Spurned, Burlington Telecom Bidders Pursue Joint Venture Two eliminated Burlington Telecom bidders, Schurz Communications and ZRF Partners, have gotten back in the running

Schurz CEO Todd Schurz and Faisal Nisar, founder and sole employee of ZRF, met in Chicago for the first time on November 14, Schurz said in an interview in the BT offices. They agreed to move forward together last Friday.

The companies propose to create a technology innovation fund for tech promoter BTV Ignite and to invest $1.75 million over seven years in seed capital for tech startups. They would also invest $350,000 over seven years in training for technology jobs. Their plan, Nisar said, would foster a “tech ecosystem around Burlington.”

Under the proposal, ZRF would have full management control, Nisar said. Schurz would have a minority ownership.

Like the other two bids, ZRF and Schurz’s plan would keep the existing BT staff.

The matchmaker for the two bidders was Gary Evans, who has served as a consultant to BT. He is the former CEO of Hiawatha Broadband Communication, which Schurz purchased, and is senior adviser to ZRF Partners. Evans would serve on any future BT board that’s put in place, Nisar said.

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hether or not we think about it, we im- patterns in space. As a result of the workshops, she said, provise every day. In speaking, we com- “physically and visually, you become aware of these bine words and grammar to communi- shapes and patterns throughout the day when you’re cate on the fly. When cooking, we might walking down the street in ways I wouldn’t normally alter a recipe or throw together a meal from scratch. think about.”

Sunday workshops are designed for dancers with Navigating through the day, we invariably improvise direction and pace, sometimes altering our course mid- extensive improvisation experience to tackle complex compositional questions. “What skills can help us stream to avoid a collision.

What would happen if we brought that improvi- recognize and develop whatever movement material sation to a more conscious level, particularly in our surfaces for us? How can we let that material lead us physical movements? Just as poets play with language into unfamiliar forms and content without dropping to illuminate the human condition, and chefs noodle or diluting our work?” writes Campbell by email. A around with taste and texture, can we use our bodies as retired Middlebury dance professor and lifelong artist, rich mediums for self-expression and interaction with she coined and has built a career on “performance improvisation,” the art of cultivating artists and enthe world?

Four Vermont dance artists would respond with a sembles who can cocreate concert performances with resounding yes. HANNAH DENNISON, LIDA WINFIELD, PENNY no premeditated scores.

Performers of such works monitor their movement CAMPBELL and SUSAN SGORBATI have been guiding novice and experienced dancers alike through the art of choices with an awareness of internal and external movement improvisation in an ongoing series of contexts, asking themselves questions such as What inweekend workshops. Two workshops will take place spires this movement, how could it evolve, and how does on December 2 and 3 at the University of Vermont in it relate to what others in the space are doing?

“In Performance Improvisation,” Campbell writes, Burlington, and two more are scheduled for March and “impulse is fine, but one has to be able to follow it up, May 2018 at Middlebury College.

Each weekend consists of two four-hour afternoon workshops, one each day. Saturday workshops, designed for movers of all experience levels, include warm-ups to increase body awareness and activities for discovering habits of movement and new, creative possibilities.

Participants “learn how to allow [their] creative impulses and ideas the freedom to take an initial form, then rework, refine, explore and explode them in order to create dances in the moment with the help of … fellow movers,” wrote Winfield by email. A visiting assistant professor of dance at Middlebury, PE N N Y C AM PBE L L she performs and teaches dance and spoken word locally and internationally. Winfield wrote that, on average, a third of the Saturday workshop participants have been novices.

“We’re doing simple scores, but really what’s coming out of it is very complex,” said MOLLY KAYE by phone. A recent UVM graduate who attended four workshop weekends in 2016 and ’17, she recalled exercises in which she focused on how she Penny Campbell at Jacob’s Pillow in 1992 and others created and changed shapes and

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develop it, compose with it, be disciplined with it … not just drop it like a rock and take no responsibility for it.”

Dennison and Winfield began offering the improvisation workshops in 2012, after they completed Dear Pina, a dance-theater tribute to German choreographer Pina Bausch. Performed at the Shelburne Farms Breeding Barn, Dear Pina was one of numerous site-specific performances directed by Dennison, the founding director of CRADLE TO GRAVE ARTS and a longtime local dance artist.

“Improvisation has been my primary technique for inquiry and comprehension in all aspects of my life, offering me the opportunity to respond with open attention to any situation,” wrote Dennison by email.

Ever since the first workshops, held at Capital City Grange in Berlin, Dennison and Winfield have taught the Saturday workshops themselves and invited Vermont dance professionals from Middlebury, Bennington College and beyond to teach the Sunday ones. In addition to Campbell and Sgorbati — a member of the dance faculty at Bennington College and also a longtime dance artist — these instructors have included CHRISTAL BROWN, ELENA DEMYANENKO, SCOTTY HARDWIG, Dai Jian, POLLY MOTLEY, TZVETA KASSABOVA and SAM WENTZ. In 2013, Dennison and Winfield partnered with the FLYNN CENTER FOR THE PERFORMING ARTS, which has remained their primary workshop partner and sponsor for the past five years.

“We have a commitment to supporting local dancers and choreographers and the local contemporary dance community,” said Flynn education director JESSICA HANDRIK. The workshops allow Dennison and Winfield to leverage their standing in the dance field, she said, “to support the development of local choreographers as art makers by providing a richer, more diverse range of experience.”

In 2016, Dennison and Winfield brought in a second partner — the UVM DANCE PROGRAM — to encourage student participation. This year, they’ve added a third partner: the MIDDLEBURY DANCE PROGRAM. “I love developing connections between university and community dancers,” UVM dance program chair PAUL BESAW wrote by email. Workshops typically draw a mix of college students and community members of all ages.

“It’s especially great to have Penny and Susan on our campus,” Besaw emphasized.

For dancers looking to deepen their understanding of the art form, performance improvisation artists wanting to broaden their skills and dance novices hoping to sashay down the sidewalk with more original panache, these workshops may offer just the ticket.

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For her project, which she calls “Face to Face, Community to Community,” the artist is inviting her neighbors to volunteer as models at the WINSLOW ART STUDIO, a cozy, oneroom wooden structure located on the property where she and husband, JACK — also an artist — live and work.

The couple moved to Cambridge in 1979 from New York City, where they had studied at the Art Students League with renowned painter Frank Mason. They exhibit their work at the BRYAN MEMORIAL and VISIONS OF VERMONT galleries in nearby Jeffersonville, as well as at the STOWE CRAFT DESIGN CENTER. In just two hours, Winslow — a plein air painter accustomed to swiftly capturing rapidly changing landscape scenes — paints an eightby-eight-inch square portrait of each

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ast year, Jericho-based drummer CHANON produced a show with a collective of musicians and artists to celebrate the music of jazz drummer and bebop pioneer Max Roach.

The experience of putting together a production that gave participants license to express themselves creatively within an overarching theme was fantastic, Bernstein recalled.

This year, he’s back with another supergroup — the BAD HOMBRES. It’s an ensemble of musicians, artists and “everyday people” who have come together to address issues related to immigration, migration and evolution through music, dance, video and the spoken word.

The group debuts with its performance of The 4.54 Billion Year Flood at ARTSRIOT on November 24. The 90-minute production combines live, original hip-hop music with presentations from Vermont’s immigrant communities. Referencing the age of the Earth and the expression “100-year flood” in its title, the revue “is kind of saying that the upheaval that’s happening in the world is the flood of consequences coming from a culmination of 4.54 billion years of poor decisions and improper actions,” said Bernstein. It explores those ideas through various immigrants’ stories of their journeys to Vermont.

“There’s a lot of work that’s gone in,” said Bernstein.

“It’s not going to be a loose jam.”

A confluence of factors inspired Bernstein to create the show. As an English-language teacher at Vermont Adult Learning, he’s had “neat discussions” with his students about their life experiences, he said. Their stories resonated with his experiences living abroad in countries such as Afghanistan, Chad, Iraq and Kyrgyzstan.

Eight months ago, Bernstein started work on a project that would address refugee and immigrant issues. After reading numerous books and watching fiction films and documentaries on the subject, he decided on a multimedia production to avoid replicating previous efforts.

“I want this to be original,” he said. So the show draws both on stories his students have told him and on things he has witnessed to create a composite narrative.

Bernstein reached out to local musicians, artists and students from Vermont Adult Learning. A core group composed of RYAN COHEN from ROBOT DOG STUDIO, MISTER BURNS aka SCOTT LAVALLA, and keyboard player JAMIE BRIGHT composed the music and wrote the lyrics.

Bad Hombres will perform 10 original songs, one of which, called “War Pigs,” is about the U.S. invasion of Iraq. The song includes a snippet of then-president George W. Bush’s address to the nation about his decision to send troops. It also incorporates samples of Iraqi music and a guitar riff from English heavy-metal band Black Sabbath’s famous anti-war song, also titled “War Pigs.”

Philippines-born choreographer DON ADRIAN OBVIAR will tell his immigration story through spoken word and contemporary dance. “I hope to convey the opportunities America holds over other places,” wrote Obviar BERNSTEIN

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in an email. The U.S., Obviar continued, has given him the opportunity to teach dance, buy his own house, feel pride in seeing his husband perform at recitals and enjoy a healthy living environment.

Another immigrant who will share her life story is English-language student ZEYNAB KANKOU KOUYATE. The Benin-born personal care attendant, who works at a local nursing home, said she hopes to inspire others to believe in their dreams.

Though the Bad Hombres will perform The 4.54 Billion Year Flood only once in Burlington, Bernstein hopes the group will take it to other New England

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locations, particularly those with immigrant and refugee communities, he said. He wants to persuade other immigrants to share their stories and to invite local musicians to open the show. “I have big dreams for this,” said Bernstein.

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calendar has been packed: In late October and early November, she painted nearly 20 people.

Portrait painting is a welcome change for the artist. Owing to market demand, Winslow has primarily focused on still life and landscape paintings since moving to Vermont. In her twenties, though, she studied figure painting and drawing at New York’s Fashion Institute of Technology and the Art Students League, and she found freelance work as a fashion and courtroom illustrator.

Before this year, for example, Winslow had been unaware of local organizations such as the Clarina Howard Nichols Center, a Lamoille County agency that helps victims of domestic abuse and sexual assault. Now, she intends to donate a portion of her proceeds to that nonprofit. Winslow is actively soliciting more suggestions for beneficiaries — a fitting approach, she said, for an art project that is practically crowdsourced.

“The portraits are a community effort,” Winslow said. “And we’ll use the funds here in the community.”

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Meeting new people and bringing locals together through art are bonuses of her project. Winslow gently insists on painting from life rather than from photographs. She said she likes having face-to-face interactions and hearing about her subjects’ motivations to donate their time.

“It’s a way of meeting people, bringing them into the studio to see what artists do, which can be kind of a mystery to people, I think,” Winslow said. “It is a way of building community connections, so we can all have each other’s backs.”

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Winslow was initially inspired to take on her altruistic fundraising project earlier in the year, when a community member asked for assistance in raising money for a heart transplant.

“I said, ‘Of course, I’ll donate a painting to sell,’” Winslow recalled.

“But if there had been more time, I knew I could have put together something more lucrative.”

That got her thinking: What other charitable efforts were in need? She was inclined to fundraise for an organization with a wide reach, such as Doctors Without Borders. As she shared the seeds of her idea with friends and neighbors, though, she became convinced that there was plenty to do closer to home.

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Dear Cecil,

Assume that money and animal-rights groups are no issue. What’s the dope on harnessing electricity from electric eels?

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ever mind People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals — those eels can take care of themselves.

Often reaching eight feet in length, an electric eel is capable of leaping out of the water to zap you with a charge of up to 600 volts, which probably won’t do you any permanent harm but may make you rethink some of your life choices.

And you can’t just trawl for them, either. Electric eels (note: not technically eels — Electrophorus electricus hails from a group of creatures called knife fish) tend to favor muddy river bottoms and swamps, so they’re not particularly easy to net. Given that we’re talking about the basins of the Amazon and Orinoco rivers here, the eels may not be the only unpleasant critters splashing around down there. There’s also no track record for breeding them in captivity, so even if you were able to haul in enough starter stock for your state-of-the-art electric-eel farm, you might

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encounter difficulty sustaining a population. Honestly, just put in some solar panels.

Theoretically, what you’re suggesting is possible, I’ll concede, as evidenced by one aquarium in Japan that hooked up its Christmas tree to a couple of aluminum plates installed in the E. electricus tank. Eels generate electricity as they swim around — they use it like sonar to find their way, among other applications we’ll get to shortly.

So when this one moved, the lights on the tree flickered. A neat demo, but also an illustration of one major drawback to achieving your goal at any kind of scale: the electricity is inconstant and generated at the eel’s whims. You can’t just wire it up and flip a switch.

This isn’t to say that electric eels don’t have anything to tell humans about electricity — but the real money is in figuring out how they function and trying to mimic it. Slice open an electric eel, and you’ll find three electricity-producing abdominal organs, which collectively take

mass-harvest them, electric apparently still in the concepeels haven’t been particularly tual stages. But the hope is that well studied. this research might lead to the Bioelectrogenesis is obvi- development of a “bio-battery” ously a pretty cool trick and to power medical implants and one that, unfortunately for us, prostheses — one big advantage has evolved only in fish — the over more conventional inconductivity’s just better un- body power sources being that derwater. Still, humans have if the bio-battery breaks down, been looking for ways to get in it won’t leave a bunch of toxic up maybe 80 percent of its body. on the game. junk in your system.

Individually, the specialized As I say, it’s early yet for this 1. Scientists in Shanghai juice-generating cells, called reported last year that they’d kind of research with seemingly electrocytes, in these organs used the structure of the eel’s huge untapped potential — the pack only a minute amount electricity-producing appa- world may well be our electric of electrical potential — not ratus as inspiration to create oyster. Of course, generating too much more than a human “flexible, stretchable and weav- electricity within the human muscle cell or neuron. But, lined able” fibers that double as high- body is the kind of notion cerup like batteries in a flashlight, voltage capacitors — storage tain online technophiles can’t the electrocytes are synchro- devices for electricity. Couple help getting carried away over. nized to go off together on com- these with fiber-like solar cells, I came across one excited blogmand, adding up all those tiny the idea goes, and weave them ger recapping that Yale project charges into one big one. into fabric, and pretty soon and imagining even further Or a smaller one, as needed. you’ve got a jacket that’ll charge frontiers in people power: Electric eels regularly emit a your phone.

“Most in the Western world weak charge for navigation 2. Back in 2008, chemical are experiencing an obesity purposes, as described above, engineers from Yale University epidemic, so we have plenty of and to communicate among designed an artificial biologi- chemical energy to spare for themselves. They can also pro- cal cell that does what an elec- producing an electric potenduce jolts with significantly tric eel’s electrocytes do, only tial.” Factory-farming humans more buzz, famously to fend off at Feldman’s Bagels 660 Pine Burlington,was Vermont for bioelectricity also the better: Their version could Street, predators or incapacitate prey generate of Themonth Matrix, you’ll recall, 28 Third percentWednesday more elec- plot The of each but also to track that prey in the tricity and convert food energy but heck: We’re racing headFree and Open tO the public murky water — when nearby into electricity with 31 percent long toward dystopia in any fish twitch in response, the eels greater efficiency. In theory, case. Might as well burn off that home in. It’s only recently that anyway; as of 2014 it was excess belly fat along the way.

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Both are former teachers, and Barry used to run a software company designing custom databases. But, since 2012, he and Maureen have been the driving force behind the nonprofit Vermont Bat Center. The home-based rehabilitation facility provides winter housing for big and little brown bats that wake from hibernation early, when it’s still too cold for them to survive. The couple also rescues baby bats found during the warmer months.

The Genzlingers’ introduction to bats was serendipitous. In the mid-1990s, they found a group of them nestled under the eaves of their house and decided the furry fliers needed a new home.

So they set about building a bat house.

That project turned into a business called Chiroptera Cabin Company. Over the ensuing 15 years, the Genzlingers built more than 4,000 bat houses and sold them online. By then, their bathouse biz was starting to get competition, so the couple decided to shift their focus to education and rescue.

Since launching the bat center, the Genzlingers have struck up a partnership with the Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department, whose agents call them when they find bats that need winter care. Barry has developed educational programming, which he and Maureen bring to schools and community groups to raise awareness of the little mammals.

Seven Days caught up with the bat lovers at their home.

SEVEN DAYS: Why did you start doing bat education and rehabilitation?

MAUREEN GENZLINGER: The education stemmed from us finally realizing there was so much misinformation about bats, [and] we decided the best place to start is with kids, and educate them. So, besides making bat houses and raising the children … we decided that, [since Barry] owns the [software] business, he can close it every once in a while and do bat programs. So that’s what he did. He did educational bat programs all over the state with our daughter.

BARRY GENZLINGER: Not just here but in New Hampshire, New York and Pennsylvania.

SD: When you say “misinformation,” what kinds of things were you running into?

BG: Well, back in the early and mid1990s, people thought bats were evil things. Everything they knew about bats they learned from TV and movies.

Vampire bats suck your blood; they’re horrible things, and they all have rabies.

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ats hibernate in the winter, but not all of them stay asleep the whole time. That’s where Barry and Maureen Genzlinger

SD: Do they carry rabies?

BG: Well, so do skunks! Here’s a question for you: Are there more cases annually of rabies in cows or in bats?

SD: I don’t know!

BG: Rabies in cows!

SD: That’s scary. We have so many cows.

BG: Yes. There’s just so much misinformation. But, once people got into it, they were fascinated by these things, and to realize that almost onequarter of the mammal species on this planet are bats.

SD: When did your partnership with Vermont Fish & Wildlife begin?

BG: In 1980-something we started working with them doing surveys and getting out in the field and helping them wherever needed. At some point they said, “We need somebody who, when someone finds a bat in their house in February, we can say [to them], ‘We’ll get this guy in touch with you and he’ll take the bat.’” So they said to us, “Could you please figure out how to take care of bats in the winter?”

MG: And Fish & Wildlife said, “We’ll take care of the licensing and issue you all the permits that you need. Can you do it?” We said, “Of course we can do it. We love the bats.”

SD: How many do you take care of in the winter?

BG: Last year we overwintered 39.

We have a bat cave. [The five we have now] are in there right now, but they’re sound asleep. They’re in the dark at 45 degrees.

SD: They like it that cold?

BG: When they’re hibernating, they need to be soundly asleep, not burning any energy. Their respiration drops to two breaths a minute; their heartbeat goes way down to one or two beats a minute.

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Providing education and rescuing and rehabilitating bats, Vermont Bat Center MG: When people first call here, they’ll say, “A bat fell out of the attic, and I think it’s dead.” Well, no. Give it about 20 minutes, and you won’t think it’s dead anymore, because it takes that long to warm up and wake up.

SD: Is white-nose syndrome still an issue?

BG: Oh, yes. The fungus has now gotten into every cave east of the Mississippi

River. It’s everywhere. So all cave bats — we have five species of cave bats that go into caves to hibernate — they get the fungus on them. When that happens, it makes them itch, [so] they wake up and scratch, then go back to sleep, and wake up and scratch and go back to sleep, and they do that every week. They should not be waking up at all, so they’re burning their fat reserve.

We’re talking about something that weighs maybe 20 grams, so, by mid-February, their fat reserve is gone. So their body says, It must be spring; I’m going to wake up and fly around and eat bugs. So they go out in the middle of winter and freeze to death. If biologists find them outside the caves, they can bring them to us, and we can take care of them. m Contact: sadie@sevendaysvt.com

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His question, in this case, is about the intention behind the design.

“When I first moved to the area as a young designer [in 1994], it stood out to [me],” Crafts said, adding that he and his fellow designer friends liked the logo.

We were always curious if [BPN’s] intent was [for it to be] a mirror reflection, like what the mountains do when reflected on water.”

Beyond trying to understand the visual inspiration, Crafts said he was interested professionally in what he calls a “disruptive” design.

“I think that’s a total disruption, especially at the scale. It’s not just a light decision,” he said. “As a designer, you’re kind of curious. A lot of bold ideas don’t get through, or get turned down. It was kind of neat that they weren’t afraid to get their logo turned upside down.”

So, what is up with that ginormous BPN logo? For the answer, we had to look back to the 1970s, when the store first opened in Burlington. The original Potters Yard in Bennington expanded to the Queen City location, adding numerous home goods to its famous lines of ceramics.

Libby Harden, who has managed BPN since 1978, says the mural was there

when she came on board. She credits the work to Henry Huston Sr., a local graphic and industrial designer. Harden said it was designed and painted in 1973, when BPN opened. She said she always assumed the design of the mural had to do with the lake vista down the street.

“My idea was, you looked at the side of our building then looked at the lake, and the mural was a suggestion of a reflection of the water,” said Harden.

“That’s what it’s always felt like to me.”

Seven Days was unable to reach the senior Huston but did speak with his son, also named Henry Huston, who worked with him on the project.

At the time, the elder Huston had a firm called Huston Designs, located on the bottom floor of the building at 1 Lawson Lane behind BPN. The company worked on accounts including the Leunig’s Bistro & Café logo, Church Street Marketplace branding, the Shelburne Shipyard logo, and the Chittenden County Transportation Authority logo.

“Most of the logos in Burlington, he did,” said the younger Huston.

The Lawson Lane and College Street buildings were part of the WellsRichardson complex, which included

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other 19th-century structures on that block. The complex was added to the National Register of Historic Places in 1979. Wells-Richardson manufactured patent pharmaceuticals and dyes, among other things.

“During the construction process,” Huston recalled, “we were also working for [Bennington Potters founder] Dave Gil, helping him with corporate identity, and that corporate identity got translated and sized up and addressed through the building.”

Sized up, quite literally, in the form of the massive mural.

Vermont state architectural historian Devin Colman noted that the design is representative of the era.

“It’s of its time. The graphics and the iconography and the layout are clearly 1970s,” he said. “It just fit. The ’60s and ’70s were a time of really clean, pure design.”

Huston Jr. said that the ceramics process inspired the logo design. As Harden explained, the company uses both molds and presses to form its pottery. Huston said the logo “was an abstraction of the fact that these clays were coming out of a mold.”

When clay is formed around an object, or in a mold, it reflects that mold, becoming its inverse. The same is true of the reflected logo imagery.

So, though a technical process inspired the bold painting, Huston said he was not surprised to hear that others interpreted it as an echo of reflections in the lake.

“My dad would be thrilled to hear that, because [the lake] is his obsession,” Huston said. “You can see him at the St. John’s Club every single night.

When the sun goes down, he stands up and gets everyone to applaud, because he is absolutely infatuated and in love with the lake and how it plays in this particular geography.”

Huston added, “He would be the first to say that culture is consciousness moving through geography.”

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e get some strange questions for this column from all over Vermont. But one person in particular has expressed more curiosity than anyone else: Steve Crafts. He’s asked about a bird that sounds like it’s saying “Dorito,” a downtown Burlington tree that smells like a barfly and the “oddball PSAs on University of Vermont radio station WRUV-FM,” among other things.

Crafts is the founder of Place Creative, a Burlington branding and advertising firm that has helped create identities for local companies including Darn Tough Socks, Vermont Smoke & Cure, and Vermont Coffee. It’s no wonder he has an eye for design, which makes his question for this WTF on the nose.

Crafts wrote in asking about the large mural on the east-facing side of the Bennington Potters North store on College Street in downtown Burlington.

It’s roughly 10 by 30 feet, he estimated, and depicts mirror images of the store’s logo. For about 15 years, the oversize letters have been painted in vibrant pink and purple pastels. Prior to that, according to Crafts, they were in white, black and orange.

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uck Gutman stands before his American poetry class, which fills maybe a quarter of the large, sterile lecture hall in the University of Vermont’s Waterman Building. Before he speaks, he scans the collection of students scattered across the tiered, harshly lit white room as if sizing them up: the attentive retiree in the back row; the eager female English major up front; the burly, bearded young man in a military tee sitting by himself to the side; the trio of skinny, slack-postured guys in the middle of the room; the loner in the back who never lifts his gaze from his laptop.

Gutman, clad in a dark suit and tie, steps forward.

A light buzz of chatter ebbs, and class is suddenly in session.

“None of you wrote to me,” Gutman says with his arms wide, a maudlin mix of sadness and surprise in his voice. The professor is big on repetition, so he repeats himself: “None of you wrote to me,” he says again, this time adding a tease: “which makes you really dumb.”

Any experienced performer knows the importance of pausing to allow your audience time to react. Gutman is silent as nervous and confused giggles titter around the room.

“But,” he says, striking an exaggerated professorial pose as he raises a pointed finger for emphasis, “You are not as dumb as me. My stupidity overshadows yours.”

Normally, such a confession from a man like Gutman might be specious, given that this is a sophomorelevel English class and he is, well, Huck Gutman. The 73-year-old has been a fixture in the UVM English department for 46 years. He’s the recipient of two Fulbright teaching scholarships, as well as a pair of top teaching awards from the university. He serves on the board of the Vermont Humanities Council.

Gutman is also close friends with Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) and cowrote the democratic socialist’s 1998 autobiography, Outsider in the House. He later served as Sanders’ chief of staff in the U.S. Senate.

In short, Gutman is a brilliant man. But even brilliant people occasionally stumble. And sometimes, how they handle those stumbles is key to understanding their genius. Such as, for example, when a widely admired professor accidentally omits an entire section from a coursebook that he created.

The course, called “The American Poem,” is a survey course on the greatest U.S. poets of the 19th and 20th centuries — the greatest in Gutman’s not-inconsiderable

of Himself Huck Gutman in his office

At the end of the poem, in which Bishop ponders a small, family-owned gas station, the people who live there and those who pass through it, she concludes, “Somebody loves us all.”

In reciting it, Gutman lets that last line hang in the room like a hug that lingers a second too long.

He pauses for several moments before engaging the class again. He asks not what the poem means, exactly, but what it makes the listeners feel and think.

[Poets] remind us of ourselves and what we might say if we only had the words or attentiveness.

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“I don’t think I ever go into a class and talk about meanings of poems,” Gutman says, hunched over a paper cup of coffee in Waterman’s gloomy basement café. He’s speaking about his approach to, and feelings about, poetic interpretation: what it all means, man.

“I just don’t think poems are carriers of meanings,” Gutman continues, raising his gaze from his coffee to reveal bright, inquisitive blue eyes. “They’re things

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Along with dramatic flair, this is a Gutman specialty: coaxing students into functional relationships with poems.

“He, for me, is the model of the good kind of teacher,” says Mary Louise Kete, an associate English professor at UVM and, in the mid-1980s, a student of Gutman’s herself. “He never wanted to force people into a Huck Gutman kind of interpretation of something. He wanted people to come up with a relation to literature that mattered to them.”

“The problem with the way poetry is read in middle and high school is, they seek specificity about poems,” Gutman tells this reporter after class. “It’s more useful, I believe, to think of poems as conversations. At their best, there can be a dialogue with poems. Sometimes we can speak back to them.”

Gutman has been leading those conversations and speaking back to poems — often in an animated, loud fashion — at UVM for close to half a century.

But next semester, spring 2018, will be his last.

Gutman’s retirement will leave a sizable void, not merely because of his tenure’s length, but also because of the singular style, knowledge and experience that leaves with him.

“It’s a real loss for the department,” says UVM English professor Tony Magistrale by phone. “He’s been the historical beacon,” he continues, speaking to Gutman’s institutional knowledge of UVM as a place of higher learning as well as what a professor’s role there should be. “He’s a reminder that this is the path we’ve chosen, and we need to make the most of it.”

Gutman’s path has taken him from Waterman to Washington, D.C., and back again. And he has certainly made the most of it.

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estimation, anyway. Today’s class was to begin with a section on Elizabeth Bishop, the Massachusetts-born poet who died by suicide in 1979. Gutman, however, had neglected to include works by the Pulitzer Prize winner and onetime U.S. poet laureate in the book he personally curated for the course. He hadn’t caught the error until now. If any students caught it, they didn’t say anything. Whoops.

Improvising with the confidence that nearly five decades of teaching experience affords — or maybe just stalling to allow his teaching assistant time to hand out copies of Bishop’s poems — Gutman pirouettes, poetically speaking.

“Who dressed up for Halloween a few nights ago?” he asks. A smattering of hands goes up. This question leads to a brief discussion of the power of escapism from the mundane and ordinary, which leads to a detour into poet Wallace Stevens and what he termed “the malady of the quotidian.” And that discussion somehow segues seamlessly to Bishop and her poem “Filling Station,” a work that revels in small, mundane details — a dirty dog, a greasy wicker sofa, a “big hirsute begonia.”

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For Gutman, poems do quite a lot.

He’s spent his entire adult life marveling at them and, just as passionately, trying to share them with others.

“To me, poems are utterances, speaking meaningful and important things that we don’t usually say to one another in the course of our daily lives,” he says.

“But do they mean things? I dunno. I think that’s a bad alley to go down.”

So he rarely goes. Earlier that afternoon, when teaching another Bishop poem, “At the Fishhouses,” he confessed two things to the class: “I’m not big on literary allusion,” and “I don’t understand this poem.”

But comprehension, or lack thereof, didn’t diminish his enthusiasm for the piece. If anything, not understanding it only deepened the excited fervor with which he pulled it apart, line by line and rhyme by rhyme, for the class. That excitement may well stem from his belief that poetry is particularly effective at inspiring us to think about things most of us don’t understand — or talk about.

“It’s surprisingly seldom that we talk about love and death, who we are, and what we aspire to be. We tend to talk about sports and weather,” Gutman explains. “That’s why I like teaching poems: I like the fact that they talk to me about who I am but also about [the poet’s] otherness and how there is a duality in them.”

Students past and present say they respond to Gutman’s ability to chisel away the academic artifice around poetry and make it more accessible.

“In high school, we’re always told there is a meaning to poetry, a right or wrong answer, and it’s really intimidating: Somebody knows the right answer, but I don’t,” says UVM English major Anna Gibson, a current student in Gutman’s American poetry course. It’s her fourth consecutive semester with the professor.

“Huck has always emphasized that the poets are trying to say something and has taught them in a way that is a lot more accessible and a lot more sane than anyone had taught them before,” continues the junior from Charlottesville, Va. “It opened up a world of conversations that I could be having with these writers.”

“He teaches that poetry speaks about things that people are often silent about — insecurity, our shame or joys.

Poetry speaks to all of that,” says another

current Gutman student, Carol Clay.

“It’s a way, if you slow down, that you can learn more about yourself. And he’s very good at facilitating that.”

“I think that’s what poets do,” Gutman says. “They remind us of ourselves and what we might say if we only had the words or attentiveness.”

Clay, 68, is a retiree from Charlotte who frequently takes courses at UVM. She signed up for Gutman’s class after meeting him at a dinner party, where she told him how “cool it was to [sit in on] classes for free when you’re older.” Through the university’s Osher Lifelong Learning Institute, Vermonters 50 or older can take UVM courses gratis. Gutman’s wife, Buff Lindau, is also taking the poetry course.

Clay is a self-described “science person” who’s also keenly interested art history. It’s unlikely she’s encountered many chemistry or art professors who lead a class with quite the same theatrical flair as Gutman.

“He’s a great ham,” says Clay. “He needs to be onstage.”

Stories approaching legend abound on Gutman’s dramatic prowess in the classroom. Perhaps the most famous is how he teaches “Song of Myself” by Walt Whitman — a particular Gutman favorite. The professor is said to lie on his back on a table or desk, silent and motionless, as students file into the classroom. Then, just as they begin to wonder what’s going on — or whether Gutman is still alive — he springs to life on the poem’s first line: “I celebrate myself, and sing myself.”

“Whitman is not meant to be read quietly,” observes Magistrale.

“It’s meant to be shouted with a bodic yelp.”

Magistrale is a longtime friend and colleague of Gutman’s and co-taught a large English literature course with him for a decade.

He specifically remembers Gutman’s lectures on Whitman. “He would do a whole week on ‘Song of Myself,’” he recalls. “There was lots of drama in his reenactment of the poetry. It was a treat to watch him.”

Allen Ginsberg’s “Howl” is another of Gutman’s greatest hits. But that one requires audience participation. Specifically, all of the students take turns reciting

individual lines from the epic poem and are encouraged to do so with feeling.

“Huck felt really strongly that this was a poem about Ginsberg’s anger, and he wanted us to yell,” says Clay. Perhaps owing to nerves, the students didn’t. So Gutman did.

“This scream comes out of nowhere that you can hear down the hall,” remembers Gibson. “You can’t get bored in that class.”

The Flag of My Disposition Whitman’s “Song of Myself” is a cornerstone of modern American poetry.

But it’s possible that Gutman loves it for another reason: The poem’s opening stanza bears an uncanny similarity to how he came to be known as Huck.

At the start of Whitman’s poem, the poet is lazing barefoot in the grass: “I lean and loafe at my ease observing a spear of summer grass.”

At the start of his career in academia, undergraduate Stanley Gutman was similarly enjoying a leisurely day in the grass — he was drinking wine, barefoot, on the green at Hamilton College.

“A friend said I reminded him of Huck Finn,” recalls Gutman, smiling.

“And the name just sort of stuck.”

The nickname undoubtedly suits him.

However, if a writer penned a novel set at an imaginary university that featured an enigmatic American lit professor named “Huck,” academics at actual universities might well deem that author a hack. The heavy-handed nod to Twain would simply be too much.

Even less believable, perhaps, is the tale about a free-spirited intellectual called Huck who ends up moving from a rural state to Washington, D.C., as the

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right-hand man and trusted confidant of an influential U.S. senator. Yet that story is true, too.

Gutman says he was involved in the civil rights movement as an undergrad and later as a graduate student at Duke University. He befriended Sanders after he took a job at UVM in the early 1970s. The two remained close throughout Sanders’ political ascension, from Burlington mayor to congressman to senator.

Gutman took an unpaid leave from UVM in 2006 to serve as the senior policy adviser in Sanders’ Senate office and became his chief of staff in 2008.

He held that role until 2012, when he returned to teaching at UVM.

His secret weapon was his love of poetry and the arts, which he wielded regularly in service of Bernie’s agenda.

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he adds, there was another reason Gutman was good at his job.

“His secret weapon was his love of poetry and the arts, which he wielded regularly in service of Bernie’s agenda by reminding us of our common humanity,” Rogan says. “In today’s hyper-polarized environment, we could use a lot more Huck Gutmans down here.”

Sanders’ office didn’t respond to inquiries about Gutman.

“There are whole dimensions to who we are that don’t get touched in the kind of political discourse that goes on in Washington,” says Gutman. “What I think poetry does is remind us that, as human beings, we are larger than just political creatures. And that’s why I started sending poems out. Because I think people living inside the Beltway were in great need of that.”

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Speak with Gutman for practically any length of time, on any subject, and he’s bound to reference at least one great writer and probably several. Talking about the intersection of politics and poetry, for example, he digresses to recite lines by Ralph Ellison, Jonathan Swift and William Wordsworth in a span of roughly three minutes. In fact, an average of one sharp literary reference per minute seems about the going rate for Gutman.

“He’s very tangential,” says Clay, the senior student in his American poetry course. “He’s memorized hundreds of poems and will burst out with them at

any time. But it’s not disorganized; it’s perfectly off-topic.”

That tangential quality is likely the product of a mind that never stops processing information. It also reflects the personality of a born teacher who never stops wanting to share what he knows with those who want to learn.

For his final UVM course next semester, though, Gutman is indulging himself. Inspired by a formerly outgoing colleague (who then decided not to retire), he’s teaching solely on the poets who have inspired or spoken to him personally. Think of it as Huck Gutman’s Greatest Hits.

“Yes, that’s exactly it,” says Gutman with a chuckle. “Some of them are great poets; some are maybe not-so-great poets. Some write in English; some write in other languages.”

“I want to sit in on a couple of those classes to hear him do a couple things,” says Magistrale. “I want to hear him do Emily Dickinson one more time. It’s like [Led Zeppelin’s] ‘Stairway to Heaven.’”

When the classroom door closes on Gutman’s last UVM performance, however, it’s unlikely to mark the end of his teaching career. He speaks regularly at libraries as part of the Vermont Humanities Council lecture series and plans to continue. He also plans to remain on the board of Our Revolution, the political action group that grew out of Sanders’ 2016 U.S. presidential campaign.

“I think there are some wonderful people who get older and realize they’re handing down the world to a younger generation and think they should leave it in as good a shape as possible, and then just leave it,” Gutman says. “I’m not sure I’m in that group. I’d like to be involved. I’d like not to be on the sidelines looking at this strange spectacle of life.”

“Huck is fundamentally an optimist and really thinks things could be better,” says fellow English professor Kete. “And he’s impatient with people who think things just have to be. He really believes that what we do is important. He walks the walk.”

Gutman also wants to keep talking to people about poetry but without the structure and rigors of academia.

“I’d like to talk about poetry in prisons,” he says. “If I think poems can speak to middle-class students and older people, then I think they can also speak to people that society pushes to the margins.”

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political types. To avoid suffocating in such an insular environment, he turned to poetry.

In a 2010 Washington Post story, writer Manuel Roig-Franzia chronicled how Gutman “began lobbing poems into the email inboxes of every chief of staff in the Senate.”

Once a month, he would send a poem to an email list that included staffers, politicians and academics around the country. By the time Gutman left Washington, that list had grown to more than 1,500 addresses — it’s still active, though Gutman says he hasn’t sent anything in a while. Along with poems by the likes of Emily Dickinson and Pablo Neruda, he would include detailed, glowing analyses of the sort his UVM students would surely recognize.

“Bernie Sanders is not your average U.S. senator, and Huck Gutman is not your average chief of staff,” Luke Albee told the Post in 2010. Albee served as chief of staff for Sen. Patrick Leahy (D-Vt.) and, later, Sen. Mark Warner (D-Va.); he’s now senior adviser for Engage Cuba. His late father, George Albee, was a psychology professor and colleague of Gutman’s at UVM. “Huck was a unique chief of staff who was not cut from the same cloth as other chiefs,” Albee tells Seven Days. “He was an acquired taste, but he was a taste everyone fell in love with. He could be a contrarian and represented Bernie’s views well — he just did it with a little more sunshine and a smile on his face.”

“He was sort of an avuncular Renaissance man roaming the halls of Congress,” says Bob Rogan, chief of staff to Congressman Peter Welch (D-Vt.) since 2007. Rogan says he and Gutman met regularly during their overlapping time in D.C., sometimes to talk shop but more often to chat about family and the stresses of living in the nation’s capital.

“Huck was effective because he cultivated relationships and built bridges by raising the level of dialogue above the drumbeat of the daily political and policy machinations,” says Rogan. And,

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“Surprisingly to me, my teaching and poetry life doesn’t intersect that much with my political life,” says Gutman. “I don’t get much benefit from the political dimensions of poets.”

But at least one colleague thinks there is a significant connection between Gutman’s two worlds.

“I see a real correspondence between his love for Walt Whitman and his love for Bernie Sanders,” says Phil Baruth, a fellow UVM English professor and a Vermont state senator (D/PChittenden). “Huck listens to Bernie Sanders and hears the poetry in what he’s saying and feels it in a really powerful way. And he has found unique ways to translate that to the world — much like when he reads Whitman and experiences it on this visceral level, then turns around and projects that to listeners.

“So, I don’t think you have a Bernie Sanders or a Walt Whitman without people like Huck, who are able to bring that message to others,” Baruth concludes.

Still, Gutman sees his interests in politics and poetry as parallel, not intertwined. However, he has employed poetry in his political life.

A Vermont progressive inside the Beltway, Gutman was an outsider of almost comic proportions. He was chief of staff to the only independent in the Senate, one of the most liberal lawmakers in Washington. Beyond that, Gutman was a sixtysomething poetry professor holding down a gig typically filled by younger career

The Fix Is In

Repair Cafés aim to save broken everyday items and bring neighbors together B Y KEN PICAR D

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The Repair Café in Charlotte Town Hall

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n a recent Saturday, small groups of people huddled inside the Charlotte Town Hall to collectively troubleshoot their neighbors’ problems. But, unlike the questions that typically arise in this building about zoning, property taxes and building permits, these residents were tackling more mundane issues. Among them: Why doesn’t this lamp switch work? Can this old sewing machine be fixed? How do you replace the zipper on a winter coat?

The November 11 gathering was Vermont’s first-ever Repair Café, a free service that taps the collective talent and labor pool of individuals in a community.

The goal is to help neighbors save old items — clothes, electronics, bicycles, furniture, small appliances — that would otherwise end up in a landfill. Call it an antidote to the engineered obsolescence of consumer goods.

The daylong event was cosponsored by the Charlotte Grange, the Charlotte Congregational Church and Transition Town Charlotte. The latter is a local chapter of the international Transition Movement, which, as event co-organizer Ruah Swennerfelt explained, is dedicated to helping communities move away from fossil-fuel-based economies and consumption-based models of growth.

Ultimately, the movement’s mission is to help communities become more resilient in the face of natural and humancaused disasters.

Events such as Repair Cafés not only help people save money and reduce the local waste stream, Swennerfelt explained, but also help resurrect the lost art of fixing stuff. In the process, they bring together people from different political and socioeconomic backgrounds to work and socialize in a nonpartisan environment. As she put it, “It tries to get people out of their own homes and into each other’s lives.”

Repair Café is the brainchild of Martine Postma, a Dutch former journalist who held the first such event in the foyer of an Amsterdam theater on October 18, 2009. The fix-it function was so successful that Postma launched a nonprofit organization five months later called the Repair Café Foundation, which now helps communities around

the world organize their own events. To date, more than 1,400 Repair Cafés are operating in 33 countries, including 47 in the United States.

For a voluntary, onetime fee of 49 euro, or about $58, the Repair Café Foundation provides a digital starter kit that includes liability waivers, online sign-up sheets, promotional materials, and advice to help organizers find local repair experts and suitable café locations.

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According to Swennerfelt, the Charlotte event enlisted the help of nine volunteer “fixers,” or people with the experience, tools and technical knowhow to either repair specific items themselves or show others how to do it on their own.

Charlotte’s fixers included a woman skilled in sewing and knitting, who stitched up holes in wool sweaters, sewed up ripped shoulders in overcoats,

and repaired or replaced zippers that didn’t work. One man knew how to repair jewelry and old watches; another was an electrical engineer who helped fix small household appliances such as a dehumidifier and a guitar amp.

Swennerfelt’s husband repaired tool handles and sharpened kitchen knives and garden tools. In all, she said, about 30 people got their items fixed, sharpened or tuned up.

True to its moniker, the event also provided free coffee, tea, soup and biscuits to encourage people to hang around and socialize. Though Repair Cafés don’t charge an admission fee — “This was neighbor helping neighbor,” Swennerfelt noted — attendees collectively contributed $190 and three bags of groceries for the Charlotte Food Shelf.

Repair Café is a concept whose time has come for Vermont’s DIY types. In January, the Central Vermont Solid Waste Management District will hold its first Repair Café in Barre. The event was planned without prior knowledge of the Charlotte group.

As CVSWMD outreach manager Cassandra Hemenway explained, Repair Cafés completely align with the district’s zero-waste management plan, which aims to effectively eliminate the need for landfilling trash. To that end, all of the district’s programs — from backyard

and school composting projects to the recycling of unusual items such as bottle caps, corks, shoes and pellet bags — are aimed at minimizing waste from the district’s 54,000 residents.

Earlier this year, CVSWMD enlisted the help of Cara Stapleford, an ECO AmeriCorps volunteer, who plans to devote her yearlong community service to organizing at least three Repair Cafés for the district’s 19 member towns.

“We always wished we could do an event like this but didn’t have the programming or the staff,” Hemenway explained. However, once Stapleford came aboard a few months ago, she said, “It was absolutely serendipitous. It seems like a lot of people have been thinking about these things in our area.”

CVSWMD has also partnered with the Onion River Exchange, a central Vermont time bank, to sign up volunteers who are willing to be fixers or community organizers for the Barre Repair Café. Thus far, the types of repair services they’ll offer is still unknown — it will depend upon who signs up and what skills and tools they can provide.

“Cara heard from a welder who said he’d love to help out,” Hemenway noted.

“But then we realized, we’re in a church basement for this [event]. I don’t know if we can weld in there.”

A common question that Repair Cafés receive is: Do these free events take business away from local repair shops?

Not according to Hemenway, who explained that certain repairs inevitably will be too large, technical or time-consuming to be done at a Repair Café. But to ensure that the events don’t compete with local businesses, organizers will allow the latter to set up information tables and hand out business cards.

“This is a great place for people who do this for a living to do some community service,” Hemenway added. “A lot of these jobs will require follow-up service anyway.”

And, if local repair professionals are lacking certain items or skills, Hemenway and Stapleford plan to offer a resource center at the Repair Café. It will provide books, articles and a list of websites where enterprising remakers can learn how to fix things themselves. m Contact: ken@sevendaysvt.com

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Book review: Radio Free Vermont: A Fable of Resistance, Bill McKibben B Y PAMEL A POL STON

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ho knew Bill McKibben could be silly?

Yes, that Bill McKibben: the award-winning environmental author and activist, cofounder of the grassroots climate movement 350.org, and the Schumann Distinguished Scholar at Middlebury College.

The guy whose 1989 book The End of Nature ushered the alarming idea of global warming into public consciousness. That prescient volume has been published in 24 languages, and McKibben has written more than a dozen others since — all of them nonfiction.

Now comes his debut novel, Radio Free Vermont: A Fable of Resistance.

Residents of the Green Mountain State will immediately surmise that the book has something to do with the secessionist movement, and they’ll be right.

But it has even more to do with creative resistance to an increasingly horrifying direction in which the nation at large is headed — and, yes, President Donald Trump is mentioned by name.

Despite that jarring reference to reality — and McKibben’s use of the actual names of Vermont reporters and news outlets — Radio Free Vermont is unquestionably a fiction. Or “fable,” as the author would have it. The title refers to a renegade radio “station” of the same name whose motto is “underground, underpowered and underfoot.” Its instigator is Vern Barclay, and the book opens with him patching into a tepid acoustic Peter Frampton song that’s streaming at a Bennington Starbucks.

The purpose? To remind or inform the customers ordering drinks in “pidgin Italian” that “we still have coffee shops in this state actually owned by Vermonters. Coffee shops where the money in the till doesn’t disappear back to Seattle, where the cream in the Mocha-Sexy CappaMolto comes from the cow down the road, and where the music on the stereo might actually come from your neighbors.”

Then, before the manager can turn off Vern’s illicit message, Grace Potter’s voice wafts through the coffee-scented air singing “Ah, Mary.”

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About an hour north, meanwhile, a Coors beer truck entering the state on Route 22 follows a number of strategically placed detour signs until a balaclavaclad woman stops its driver in the middle of nowhere.

Two men quickly relieve the tires of their air and begin to replace the truck’s cargo with cases of Vermont-made brew, taking the time to pour out the Coors.

The masked woman hands the driver a picnic to enjoy while he waits: “BLT, with bacon from Vermont Smoke and Cure.

A whole pint of Strafford Creamery maple walnut ice cream. And here’s something special: a bottle of the new Long Trail Coffee Stout in Bridgewater Corners.”

When the driver suggests the mysterious crew could save him time by just dumping the Coors cases by the road, the woman chides him: “‘Oh, sweetie,’ she said. ‘This is Vermont.

We recycle.’”

Radio Free Vermont is a sometimes-farcical romp through similarly harmless acts of subversion and Vermont-y clichés. A reader may wonder whether McKibben is gently mocking his endearingly earnest crew or whether he deeply admires their principled stand for what they believe. Most likely, both are true.

McKibben certainly gives us a likable protagonist in 72-year-old Vern, who broke away from “big radio” and is now illegally breaking into its bandwidth like a modern-day Ethan Allen of the airwaves. A hacker in hiding, he’s using the medium to advocate for the simple — and simply threatening — idea of Vermont’s independence from the United States.

It’s not just the corporatization of media that bothers Vern. Covering the opening of a new Walmart for his big-radio employer, “I felt like I wasn’t in Vermont anymore — my own idealized Vermont, where what mattered were your neighbors and your values,” he explains.

The powers that be were not happy with his rebellious response, and now Vern is a wanted man.

Among his compatriots in subversion are Sylvia Granger, who runs the School for New Vermonters;

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FROM RADIO FREE VERMONT: A FABLE OF RESISTANCE “Here’s what you need to know about Ethan Allen,” said Vern. “He was a remarkable man, but he wasn’t exactly a patriot in the Washington mold. He was a common man. Like a lot of other people, he’d bought a piece of land in Vermont — the colonial governor in New Hampshire was making himself a lot of money selling titles. The trouble was, the colonial governor of New York thought everything east of the Connecticut River belonged to him. And he had enough pull to get the king to agree. So the New Hampshire grants were ruled invalid, and New York started reselling the land to speculators.

“Ethan Allen went to Albany for the great court battle, but it was a put-up job. The judges were puppets; they held that all the people farming Vermont had to buy their land again, this time from the New Yorkers. The next day the attorney general of New York visited with Allen, and told him to go tell his friends to make the best terms they could with their new landlords. His advice came with a veiled apology and a veiled threat: ‘Might often prevails over right,’ he pointed out, with the confidence you’d expect from a representative of the mightiest empire on earth. Ethan Allen looked at him and said, ‘The gods of the valleys are not the gods of the hills, and you shall understand it.’ And he headed home.

“When he got there, he assembled the Green Mountain Boys — remember, these were men faced with losing their land. And they passed a resolution, I’m quoting from memory here, resolving to protect their land from the New Yorkers ‘by force, as law and justice were denied them.’”

“So is that us?” Sylvia asked. “By force?”

“Not too likely,” said Vern. “I mean, I’m an NRA guy since my first deer rifle, and Trance can shoot better than anyone in the state, but something tells me we’re likely to be outgunned. Old Ethan could pretty much fight the New Yorkers even up, and once he’d stolen that one cannon, it was enough to force the British out of Boston. He didn’t have to worry about, oh, I don’t know, helicopters. Or Predator drones. Some lieutenant sitting in the Nevada desert could put a missile down our chimney with a joystick, and then go coach afternoon practice for his daughter’s soccer team. And anyway, our chief strength is that people kind of like us.

They think we’re sort of funny, and maybe even a little noble. And I imagine that would end right about the moment we shot someone.”

“My chimney was just relined,” said Syl. “It cost a fortune.”

“I’ve got an idea,” said Trance.

dreadlocked, on-the-spectrum computer genius and soul-music lover Perry Alterson; and female state biathlon champion Trance Harper. But Vern is the conscience and soul of the book. He’s seasoned enough to remember the old Vermont, smart enough to see that “bigness” has not been all good and pragmatic enough to understand that “stunts” will not suffice to change minds.

“I think we’ve gotten so used to the idea of the big enormous nation that we’re a tiny part of, that it would scare most people to even imagine breaking away,” Vern tells Perry. “Like an eightyear-old running away. We need to convince folks that we’re eighteen now, and it’s time to strike out on our own.”

The storyline of Radio Free Vermont confronts this grassroots band of rebels with a genuine threat. In the end, their accomplishment is not secession but another kind of victory. McKibben’s message is not really that Vermonters should hightail it out of the Union. Rather, it’s that the state’s residents should hold tight to the values that made its founders fiercely independent in the first place and hew to the scale that makes that independence possible.

As Trance puts it near the book’s end, “I’ve heard those great jets the president was talking about, and they may have their place, but here in Vermont the sound of freedom is low, quiet, small.

It doesn’t drown out everything else.”

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INFO Radio Free Vermont: A Fable of Resistance, by Bill McKibben, Blue Rider Press, 240 pages. $22 hardcover.

McKibben talks about his book on Wednesday, November 29, 7 p.m., at Phoenix Books Burlington. phoenixbooks.biz

SEVEN QUESTIONS FOR BILL MCKIBBEN Reached in Los Angeles last week on his book tour for Radio Free Vermont, Bill McKibben said he’s been on the go for weeks. Earlier this month, he was at Carnegie Hall in New York City for a concert promoting Pathways to Paris. That’s a “collection of artists, activists, academics, musicians, politicians, innovators coming together to fight for climate justice,” according to its website.

McKibben joined fellow activist Vandana Shiva and musicians such as Patti Smith, Michael Stipe, Joan Baez and Cat Power to announce, in partnership with Vermont-based 350.org and the United Nations Development Programme, a new project called 1000 Cities. It invites all the cities of the world to transition to 100 percent renewable energy by 2040. Another reason for his visit to New York, McKibben said, was his effort to get the state to divest from fossil fuels.

Events like this, along with appearances to promote his new novel, keep McKibben away from his home in Ripton all too frequently. But for a guy who’s trying to save the world — or at least the environment — that’s par for the course.

McKibben graciously took some time to talk to Seven Days, noting he’d be home in time for Thanksgiving — and another talk at Phoenix Books Burlington.

I think Bernie [Sanders] had it more or less right, though: We don’t need to secede; we need to resist.

This book is a part of the resistance that I’ve been part of for a decade.

SD: This is a two-part question: You’ve written a number of nonfiction books. Why not write the very real secessionist story as nonfiction?

Also, which came first for you — the topic or your desire to delve into fiction?

BM: I’ve written about the topic — it’s about bigness and scale, etc. — as nonfiction. I’m definitely drawing on some of that in places here. One of the great pleasures is, I was allowed to be a good deal funnier.

Most of my time, I’ve just bummed people out.

SD: I have to say, it’s a fun read. Was it more fun for you to write than your nonfiction, more reportorial books?

BM: Absolutely. One of my jobs out of college was writing “The Talk of the Town” for the New Yorker.

This reminded me of that, to some degree. I’m glad other people have found it funny.

SD: How else was it different?

BM: When you’re a journalist, it’s always annoying that people don’t give you the perfect quote. In fiction, they always do.

SEVEN DAYS: When you address audiences on the West Coast, or anywhere outside Vermont, about this book, do you have to tell them about our little state’s secessionist efforts?

BILL MCKIBBEN: No — the secession part is just a plot device. But I do have to tell them about town meeting. That’s important to the mind-set of Vermont. The interesting question is, how is Vermont different? What would happen if someone like Donald Trump talked at town meeting — it’s inconceivable.

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SD: Any other fiction books — or fables, as you put it — in your future?

BM: I hold out the hope that I will someday write stories — when we decisively defeat climate change.

I am working on a long and depressing book — we’re coming up on the 30th anniversary of The End of Nature. I’m looking at an assessment. I was 27 when I wrote that. More than half my life has been devoted to doing this work. We’re fighting, but we’re losing.

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SD: Would you be in favor of Vermont seceding from the Union, particularly if things keep going the way they are right now?

BM: Vermont might be one of the hardest places to secede — we’re one of the oldest states. If you threaten to cut off Social Security, you’d be in trouble.

I do think the time is probably overdue for looking at how we set up some of the basic systems [of the country]. I say that reluctantly; in high school, my job was giving tours in [historic] Lexington, Mass. I’m very fond of this country.

I really do think scale matters. Small is not just beautiful but may be sustainable.

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SD: Overall, what would you say the mission of this book is? What do you want readers to take away from it?

BM: I hope people enjoy it and laugh. I think we’re all due for a laugh. If ever there was a year to publish a funny book, this is it. And I hope it inspires people to think creatively about ways of resisting.

If you want to learn how to fight a war, there are enormous possibilities, from going to West Point to reading Tom Clancy. To resist, people have to just make it up as they go along. That’s what we’ve had to do at 350.

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s the U.S. cannabis industry continues its transition from the counterculture to the retail counter, Vermont businesses are looking for ways to make their own green in this emerging sector. And not all of them are growing it. Take the Manchester Center design firm that’s helping both medical and recreational cannabis dispensaries around the country create unique brand identities.

For more than 30 years, the McBride Company, which has a dozen employees in southern Vermont as well as offices in Miami and Atlanta, has played an outsize role in the international leisure and hospitality industries. A few of its clients are Four Seasons Hotels and Resorts, the Walt Disney Company, Universal Parks & Resorts, the Smithsonian Institution, ESPN, and the Discovery Channel.

The company’s cofounder and CEO, Pat McBride, enjoyed a previous career as a musician in the 1960s soft-rock band New Colony Six. About three decades ago, McBride helped fellow musician Jimmy Buffett turn a single “Margaritaville”themed bar in Florida’s Key West into an international business empire of restaurants, casinos, hotels, resorts and retirement communities.

Now the McBride Company is introducing its modern branding techniques to the nascent legal cannabis industry, which for years packaged its black-market products in clear plastic baggies. Its clients are medical dispensaries in New York and Florida, as well as a chain of soon-to-open recreational dispensaries in California.

Its mission is to help them differentiate themselves from their competitors.

Johnnie Rush is McBride’s chief business innovation officer. As he explained in a recent phone interview with Seven Days, many of the people who have opened cannabis businesses in regulated (i.e., legal) markets haven’t given much thought to creating their own brand identities. Some lack even logos or haven’t invested time or

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money in creating interesting or attractive retail spaces.

As a result, Rush said, dispensaries in regulated cannabis states often have a generic, haphazard and even seedy look reminiscent of ’70s head shops. More importantly, he noted, many don’t convey the clean, safe or “authoritative” vibe that customers look for, especially from the provider of a medicinal product.

“There’s a race on now,” Rush said, “and these folks are realizing that ‘Oh, my God! I have to compete with people, and I don’t have a brand and I don’t have an identity.’”

Recognizing an unmet need around the country, the McBride Company used social media to circulate several design concepts meant to help cannabis retailers better envision their brand identity.

Such concepts, Rush said, generated considerable discussion in the cannabusiness industry.

Among those who were keenly interested was Matthew Feinstein, CEO and chair of Pineapple Express, a Nasdaqtraded cannabis company based in Los Angeles. According to Rush, Feinstein asked McBride to help him “put a fun spin” on his adult-use dispensaries by creating retail stores full of appealing design elements.

The goal is “a space that you feel comfortable in, even though you may not want to buy anything,” Rush explained. “You just want to learn about something.”

The result is what Rush called the “obtainable luxury look.” Inspired by the retro Hawaiian resorts of the 1960s, the Pineapple Express dispensaries will feature what McBride’s website describes as a “‘View-Master wall,’ where a psychedelic backdrop punctuates the embedded 3D View-Masters with slides highlighting the Pineapple Express story.”

Rush noted that all Pineapple Express outlets will eventually include a unique cannabis dispensing system that Feinstein himself invented. Called the Top Shelf system, it requires minimal human handling. According to Rush, construction of the Pineapple Express dispensaries is expected to start in January, once California finalizes its regulations on adult-use retail spaces.

Another design concept that McBride floated online was the East Indica Company, a retail space that evokes the past in a whole different way from the Pineapple Express dispensaries. Riffing on an American Revolution/Boston Tea Party theme — and recognizing the vast business potential in Massachusetts’ emerging cannabis market — this design highlights an 18th-century hemp aesthetic while tapping into the revolutionary fervor of the 21st-century legalization movement. These dispensaries would include an automated kiosk, or “Declaration Station,” where customers can sign and submit an electronic petition to legalize weed at the federal level.

Rush noted that McBride can also help cannabusinesses develop unique logos, which the federal government may eventually recognize. In a rare November 8 decision, BudTrader.com, the world’s largest medical marijuana website, announced that it had received its trademark from the U.S. Patent and Trademark Office after an 18-month legal fight.

Eventually, Rush predicted, federal or state governments will regulate cannabis like any other commodity, ensuring standardized quality and potency. At that point, the big challenge for cannabis retailers will be tailoring their stores to attract customers based on their location, product offerings and target demographic, be it seniors, youths or the yuppie market.

“It’s going to be hard to be the Walmart of cannabis,” Rush said. “[Dispensaries are] going to have to specialize and say, ‘Who do we want to cater to? And once we’ve said that, how do we appeal to them?’”

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Reidun Nuquist navigates 100 years of Green Mountain Club guides B Y JA M ES M . TA BOR

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I keep a worn out 1935 edition of the Guide Book in my foot locker to always remind me of what I’m fighting for.

That “Guide Book” just happened to be the Long Trail Guide, and the GI’s words hint at how important these little tomes have been over the years, in so many ways to so many people. The plural “tomes” is appropriate here; while most people think of the guide as a book, there have been, in fact, 28 versions, all published by the Green Mountain Club, beginning with the first in 1917 and culminating in this year’s Centennial Edition.

As that homesick soldier’s note suggested, over the decades these volumes have achieved significance far beyond that of mere guidebooks, for two good reasons. One is that, as the number of weekenders who become (or aspire to become) end-to-enders signifies, the Long Trail is not just a trail. Hiking it is a coming-of-age accomplishment, a badge of honor, a bucket-list item, a family bonder and more. The other reason is that the inspiration, dedication and perspiration of the guides’ editors and contributors have resulted in the kind of quality that labors of love generally produce.

Such longevity and excellence, the current GMC leadership realized, shouldn’t go unchronicled.

“With the 100th anniversary edition, it became clear that the history of the guide had not been told and that this was the perfect opportunity to do so,” GMC executive director Mike DeBonis said in a telephone interview.

That decision might have been simple, but finding an author was another story. Any candidate would have to be an expert and diligent researcher.

“This would not be an easy book to research or to write,” DeBonis explained.

“Because not all the backstory is written down in one place, it would require reading all the old guides, as well as finding and digging through archives and interviewing past editors and contributors.”

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Another consideration: One little book about a lot of other little books could have significant yawner potential.

The author of this little book would have to be creative.

As it turned out, though, the perfect candidate was near at hand: Reidun Nuquist, a Norwegian-turnedVermonter, devoted outdoorswoman and longtime GMC devotee. And she had long been a contributor to the Long Trail guides.

Now 77, Nuquist immigrated to the U.S. in 1963 after marrying Andrew Nuquist, a past GMC president. The couple moved to Montpelier in 1970, and Reidun enjoyed a career as a librarian for the Vermont Historical Society and the University of Vermont’s Bailey/Howe Library. She and Andy have one son, a fiftysomething Bostonian who inherited his parents’ passion for the outdoors in general and hiking in particular.

Nuquist’s own affinity for the Long Trail and the GMC produced, as DeBonis noted, “a tremendously strong connection to club history.” In addition to being a Long Trailer herself — one

who has hiked the trail end to end — Nuquist has served as president of the GMC’s Montpelier chapter and spent more weekends than she can remember volunteering for grinding pick-and-

HER WRITING RENDERS A BOOK THAT COULD HAVE BEEN LITERARY XANAX INTO ONE THAT’S ALIVE WITH WIT, IRONY AND INSIGHT. shovel work on trail-maintenance crews.

Frequent contributions to club newsletters and to the guidebooks — including a chapter in A Century in the Mountains: Celebrating Vermont’s Long Trail — demonstrated her gift for writing.

And so, in May 2016, the GMC gave Nuquist the job of tackling the centennial retrospective.

When reached by phone, Nuquist explained how to pronounce her first name: “Rye like in bread, dune like in sand.” If a voice can twinkle, hers did.

A subsequent visit to her hillside home, with its neat woodpile and mustardyellow doors, only reinforced that impression of buoyancy — all the more surprising given that she’s currently battling serious illness. Ensconced in an easy chair, with a white knit cap and a shawl around her legs to ward off chill, Nuquist fielded questions with smiles and stamina for more than an hour.

Asked how she approached the Long Trail project, Nuquist admitted, “I was delighted to be asked to do the book, but I did wonder how I was going to approach a retrospective of 28 separate guides. I knew this had to be more than a bibliographic project. It had to be interesting to general readers.”

She paused and grinned. “I figured the way to do that was to write about people.”

So she did — a very good thing for readers of A Century of Long Trail Guidebooks: A Retrospective, published by the GMC in October. It’s short — just 90 pages — and the table of contents indicates that it’s much more than a “bibliographic project.” For starters, rather than employing a predictable chronological progression, Nuquist divided the book into seven chapters that focus on the trail guides’ essential elements: origin, evolution, illustrations, hiker advice, trail descriptions, maps and editors.

Her writing of these chapters renders a book that could have been literary Xanax into one that’s alive with wit, irony and insight. Some examples: The guidebook carried business advertisements through 1940 but just for the Long Trail Lodge and state agencies, before they ceased altogether — something we may be grateful for.

Some past advice may strike us as quaint or amusing … For fending off mosquitoes, a hiker could follow John Muir’s recipe for a repellent of “three parts of oil or pine tar, two parts of castor oil and one part of oil of pennyroyal.”

Attentive readers were never shy about pointing out errors. The 1932 edition labeled two mountains as Vermont’s third highest, Mount Ellen (4,135 feet) and Camel’s Hump (4,093 feet). Theron Dean, having climbed both numerous times, was called on to referee. He awarded the distinction to Mount Ellen, intimating that the guidebook editors had been “in a slightly muddled condition after partaking of a church supper in Burlington.”

Like much of her own writing, Nuquist’s carefully chosen excerpts from the guides accomplish two key goals: leavening the pages with wry humor while delivering interesting, often fascinating information.

They saw a lump of a beast all covered with spikes.

Not what they expected to see on their hike.

“What’ll we do?” “Get the guide book from the pack.

It says knock him on the nose with the back of the axe.”

Over a century, a few people have been so important to the Long Trail’s evolution that Nuquist might have considered a chapter titled “Titans of the Trail.” Instead, she opted for the less obvious and more graceful approach of weaving their stories throughout her chapters as their ages and achievements suggest.

To cite a few examples, the aforementioned Dean was probably the editor of the very first guidebook. Dr. Louis J. Paris was “the glue that held the GMC together in the early years.” Charles P. Cooper, “the hardest working executive the Club has had,” spent weeks, in all weather, nailing hand-painted white discs to trees and rail-crossing posts. “The GMC was his hobby,” writes Nuquist, but, judging by his actions, it was much more than that.

The same could easily be said of Nuquist, for whom, over nearly half a century, the Long Trail has meant work, play, adventure, friendships, family and joy. All of which makes reading her new book nearly as much fun as hiking the trail itself. m

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Nuquist also quotes other writers — book authors, newsletter contributors, journal keepers, letter penners — liberally and to good advantage. Here, for example, is memoirist James Gordon Hindes describing his experience of overnighting

A bit further on, in a section devoted to hikers’ travails with shelter-gnawing porcupines, Nuquist cites a verse from a 1989 Margaret MacArthur folk song.

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The 2nd (1920) guidebook had detailed advice on what to carry and how to carry — down to what to put in each pocket: “Left shirt: handkerchief, postals [postcards], notebook, pencil. Right shirt: guide-book, money securely pinned in bag or envelope. Left trousers: matches in flat tin box, waterproof. Right trousers: pocket knife, strong twine. Left hip: toilet paper. Fob pocket: compass on lanyard.” The only thing left for the hiker was to select the contents of the right hip pocket!

We slept in the same bed but could hardly see one another — a soft but prominent ridge of feathers billowed between us. Gawd, but it was hot!

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[The] first guidebook was also a yearbook and as such holds valuable club history. In addition to lists of officers, trustees, and committee and section members, it included bylaws and GMC articles of association. The latter stipulated that the club was to “make trails and roads in the Vermont mountains, to erect camps and shelter houses therein, to publish maps and guide books thereof” [author’s emphasis].

The membership lists of local club sections (chapters) showed an impressive number of women; of the Brandon Section’s thirty-one members, half were female.

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t’s hard to argue with a turkey sandwich the day after Thanksgiving.

You replace the stuffing with rye bread; then salt, pepper and mayonnaise revive the turkey, skin and all.

Throw on lettuce and add a smear of cranberry sauce to brighten the sandwich. If you’ve got creamed onions, slice a few very thinly and add those, too.

However, this year we decided to ask a few local restaurateurs for more creative variations on traditional Thanksgiving leftovers. Here are recipes from an obliging trio.

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After 37 years of marriage, pillow talk can come down to Brussels sprouts.

And so it is that Debra and Peter Maisel, owners of Revolution Kitchen, talk veggies in their off-hours.

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ago after moving to Burlington from Tivoli, N.Y., where they were longtime owners of a vegetarian restaurant. Their Brussels sprouts recipe grew from the couple’s desire to find a “better take” on a traditional Thanksgiving dish.

“You go to every Thanksgiving, people put them in the oven with garlic and oil,” Maisel said, “and they come out brown.”

The Maisels wanted a “greener and cleaner” version. Their recipe calls for sautéing the vegetable with shallots in a maple-miso-sake sauce. Although the dish starts from scratch with raw Brussels sprouts, Maisel said it can be adapted for leftovers with a quick sauté of the vegetable in her sauce.

As a vegetarian, Maisel said that Thanksgiving has never been a favorite holiday of hers. But she’s looking forward to the meal this year because it will be made by Bluebird Barbecue. The family will gather at the Maisels’ daughter’s house in Burlington.

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She and her husband will eat the sides, and he’ll probably make a seitan brisket with baby carrots and potatoes, Maisel said.

MISO-MAPLE-SAKE BRUSSELS SPROUTS INGREDIENTS:

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17 ounces mellow white miso 1 1/4 cups maple syrup 2 cups sake 2 teaspoons sunflower oil 4 tablespoons shallots, finely chopped 10 cups Brussels sprouts, halved (discard ends)

DIRECTIONS:

Blend miso, maple syrup and sake on high.

Heat sunflower oil in a pan on medium heat, and sauté shallots for a few minutes.

Add Brussels sprouts, then sauce, and caramelize until tender. The dish serves six to eight people.

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business management in Connecticut before he moved to Vermont to start the company with his son.

Jeremy, a graduate of UVM, worked as a chemist for pharmaceutical companies for many years. He gave up that job last year to focus full time on the distillery.

“We thought our skill sets fit [together] very nicely,” said Jeremy, who noted that his experience in chemistry was good preparation for the business. In distilling, as in pharmaceuticals, “It’s a perfect relationship through process control and quality control,” he said. “How you make a product from start to finish.”

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a new product: Gluten Free Organic Vodka made from organic corn.

The vodka should be in Vermont state liquor stores by next week, according to RON and JEREMY ELLIOTT, the fatherson team who own the Jeffersonville company.

The Elliotts said the idea of making organic, gluten-free vodka came to them about three years ago, but it took time to meet the required state and federal regulations. The certification involved acquiring a new set of equipment dedicated to the product to prevent

cross-contamination, they said.

For the Elliotts, the new vodka is a way to contribute to the community. “We’ve had many of our family and friends fall victim to a form of cancer that has taken their lives,” Jeremy said. “And we wanted a way to give back.” The distillery will donate $1 from the sale of each bottle to a cancer research organization, starting with the University of Vermont Cancer Center.

The new vodka is the eighth product made

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Chef and co-owner of the Kitchen Table Bistro in Richmond

At some point after Thanksgiving — the next morning, if not at midnight — people need to eat again. Steve Atkins offers a recipe for that meal, noting that it’s more of a guide than a directive. His Thanksgiving hash with eggs can be made with any vegetables that remain after the dinner. The dish can be prepared for a houseful of guests or the two people left washing dishes and simmering a turkey carcass for soup.

Atkins and his wife, Lara, have co-owned the Kitchen Table Bistro for about 15 years. For their own Thanksgiving, they’ll host about 10 people at their Hinesburg home.

“Any day that is dedicated to cooking and eating is our kind of day,” Atkins said. His menu will feature the “classic standards.”

Atkins will cook his stuffing — made with turkey stock — outside the bird for several reasons, including “cooking the bird to bird-doneness” (as opposed to interior-of-stuffing doneness). This way, the stuffing will also achieve a crispy top, which Atkins called “magical.”

Lara Atkins will take charge of the desserts but will help cook the main meal. “We have our various tasks, our dedicated tasks,” Steve Atkins said. “But we definitely take our professional kitchen approach in that regard: If there’s stuff to do, then we do it.”

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INGREDIENTS:

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4 tablespoons butter 2 cups roasted Brussels sprouts 2 cups diced, roasted fall squash 2 cups dressing/stuffing, either crumbled or diced into cubes about the size of the vegetables

Melt two tablespoons of the butter in a large, heavy-bottomed sauté pan. Once it begins to sizzle, add the Brussels sprouts, squash and dressing and warm over medium heat, stirring occasionally.

Separately, in a large, nonstick skillet, melt one tablespoon butter over medium heat. When it begins to sizzle, carefully lay the four potato cakes in and allow them to sit undisturbed for about 15 minutes. The goal is a thick, deeply browned crust on the pan side, and warm, creamy mash on the top.

When the potato cakes are brown, crispy and warm, carefully flip onto four plates, browned side up. Wipe out the pan with paper towel and return to heat, adding the remaining tablespoon of butter. Once it begins to sizzle, carefully crack four eggs into pan, then turn down heat to medium-low. Cook to desired level of doneness, flipping for an overeasy egg if preferred.

While eggs are finishing cooking, divide the vegetable hash among the four plates, then carefully lay the finished eggs over the hash. Serve and enjoy!

Jules Guillemette

Head butcher and co-owner of Beau Butchery + Bar in Montpelier

When Jules Guillemette was growing up on a dairy farm in Cambridge, their extended family gathered for Thanksgiving at Guillemette’s house in Pleasant Valley. About two dozen family members attended the holiday feast, including both their grandmothers.

As the hosts, Guillemette’s family made the turkey, mashed potatoes and bread stuffing. Guillemette’s maternal grandmother, Lee Blair, brought her meat stuffing — a mixture of pork and beef with sage and poultry seasoning.

“That was unique to her, and everyone had to have [it],” recalled Guillemette, who uses the pronoun “they.”

Blair, whose maiden name was Lavallee, was one of 12 siblings. She left home at 13 to work in a textile mill in Winooski. Blair cooked tourtières and fricassée — meals that families prepared to “stretch” meat and feed many people, said Guillemette.

“In a tourtière, the amount of meat versus potato depends on how rich or poor the family is,” they said.

Guillemette is sharing their grandmother’s recipe for turkey fricassée — a dish Blair made decades ago for family and friends. Sometimes, Blair would spoon it into gallon containers and bring it to bingo halls and

senior centers in Burlington and Winooski to feed a crowd. Often, she brought along her old Martin guitar and played music while people ate her fricassée.

One batch of the dish can be eaten for days in different ways.

This year, Guillemette is hosting a meal at their home in Middlesex. In place of turkey, they plan to make a pork roast.

“I’m throwing it together at the last minute,” Guillemette said. “Since the grandmothers are long passed, the extended family doesn’t get together the way it used to.”

LEE BLAIR’S OLD-FASHIONED FRICASSÉE INGREDIENTS:

For the broth:

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6 quarts chicken broth 2 stalks celery, roughly chopped 2 tablespoons celery salt 1 teaspoon salt 1 teaspoon black pepper

The turkey:

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1 turkey carcass

For the slurry:

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1 quart whole milk 3 cups flour

DIRECTIONS:

For the broth: Combine all ingredients in a 10-quart stock pot. Simmer for two to three hours and strain.

For the turkey: Pull the leftover turkey meat off the carcass, light and/or dark meat. Tear it into strands that are about 1-by-2 inches in size.

For the slurry: Combine the milk and flour and mix together until completely smooth.

Making the fricassée: Whisk the slurry into the hot broth quickly and carefully to avoid creating lumps.

Bring the broth back up to a boil. You want the broth to thicken to a medium-thick sauce onsistency, like gravy.

Add the turkey meat to the gravy and season to taste with more salt, pepper and celery salt.

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This year, the market has moved up, literally, to the Davis Center’s second floor. Meat and produce vendors occupy one room, most prepared-food and craft vendors another.

This season, 62 vendors offer produce, meats, cheeses and sweets; among the vendors are BLANK PAGE CAFÉ, which serves butter coffee and tea; AGRICOLA FARM, with its heritage-breed pork and other meats; and the FARM BETWEEN and VERMONT CRANBERRY COMPANY, both berry purveyors.

During the event, says market manager CHRIS WAGNER, shoppers can park for free in all UVM lots. Through the rest of the winter, markets are twice monthly — check the website for the schedule. The next one is December 9.

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Two Vermont cheeses won Super Gold awards at the World Cheese Awards in London on November 18: Cremont, produced by VERMONT CREAMERY in Websterville; and Little Hosmer, made in Greensboro at JASPER HILL FARM. The Super Gold is awarded to the “world’s 66 best cheeses,” according to the Guild of Fine Food, which organizes the annual competition.

This year marked the 30th anniversary of the World Cheese Awards, where about 3,000 cheeses from more than 30 countries compete in a variety of categories.

Cremont “is a doublecream, aged cheese made from a mix of goats’ and cows’ milk,” according to a news release from Vermont Creamery. Little Hosmer, named after a pond in Craftsbury, is “our mini version of a new world-style Brie,” according to Jasper Hill’s website.

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In 2016, NICOLE GRINSTEAD and ANDREW SEPIC opened NOMAD COFFEE in a tiny mobile house on Main Street in Essex Junction, near the busy Five Corners intersection.

Around December 11, they’ll hitch up that house and move it to Sugarbush Resort, where they’ll spend the winter serving skiers in need of a cappuccino or a pastry from SWEET SIMONE’S in Richmond.

Although the resort’s restaurants serve coffee, GERRY NOONEY, the mountain’s vice president of culinary relations, “understands that they can’t focus on training people to do coffee really well there,” in Sepic’s words. So he decided to outsource.

To cope with long lines of parka-clad customers, Sepic and Grinstead will bring more staff on board, but they don’t plan to change their process. “We want to have the quality and the product be at the same level,” Sepic said. “If we can’t serve everyone, so be it.”

While the mobile shop will move on, Sepic and Grinstead may return to Essex in the spring, and they hope to retain a presence there through next winter. They’re seeking a space in which to open a pop-up, using a small espresso bar setup that they have on hand for catering. “We’ve talked to a few different businesses that we thought would be a nice, symbiotic relationship,” said Sepic. But so far, nothing has panned out.

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verybody needs a bit of Hot Farmer in their lives. Nope, we’re not offering unsolicited relationship advice, just recommending some delicious dairy. Hot Farmer, part of a line of flavorful farmer’s cheeses from Sweet Rowen Farmstead in West Glover, is a creamy, spreadable treat seasoned with chile and jalapeño.

You can sample it at farmers markets, along with a nettle-flavored variation, and one blended with garlic and tomato.

As adept as the Sweet Rowen team is at making fresh cheeses, it also excels at those that have a little more age. Storm, a bloomy rind, is delicate and delicious.

Solstice, washed with the lees of Eden Ice Cider and aged for about three months, is a bit more funky.

Selections from Sweet Rowen regularly win American Cheese Society awards. In October, its Mountain Ash won a Yankee magazine Editors’ Choice award.

Behind these cheeses — sometimes literally, if you catch him at the market booth — is Sweet Rowen’s owner, seventh-generation Vermonter Paul Lisai.

After a 2011 fire destroyed the facility where he was bottling his milk, Lisai decided to build an on-farm creamery, which he began to operate in May 2012.

At the time, Lisai did some of everything, from milking the cows to making the curds. Today, he has a pair of cheesemakers on staff and spends extra time with his herd. We wanted to know more, so we decided it was time for a grilled cheese … maker.

SEVEN DAYS: How did your family eat when you were growing up?

PAUL LISAI: I grew up in Grafton, and my grandfather owns a meat market in Bellows Falls, so we ate a lot of meat. I grew up working in the store, cutting meat with my grandfather and uncles.

We had beef, chicken and pork for every meal.

My dad kind of broke away [from the meat business] and managed an apple orchard. He still does. We sugared — had a couple thousand taps — and [had] a mail-order business, the Grafton Village Apple Co., with maple, jams, jellies. It never made money, but Dad always had a job. We ate pretty well.

SD: When you were a kid, what was your relationship to dairy? Did you have a particular fondness for milk or cheese?

PL: I didn’t really. [The family of my] best friend in elementary school had a dairy farm in Saxtons River, and I spent a fair amount of time there. I saw his dad and grandfather doing that thing. But I didn’t milk a cow until after I got out of college, I guess. Probably not until 2008.

SD: Why did you choose Sterling College?

PL: My brother went to Johnson State, which isn’t too far away, and he was the one who thought it would be a good fit for me. I wasn’t going to go to college, and I came to check [Sterling] out, and I was like, “Oh, I could do this!” I was pretty interested in working outside at that point.

SD: You studied forestry. How did you end up getting into dairy farming?

PL: The reason I farm [is], I love the tradition of it, and I love doing something that’s so rooted in this part of Vermont. If I’m going to live in the Northeast Kingdom, there aren’t that many opportunities to do something I enjoy and something that’s good work.

Watching some of these cheesemakers try the value-added thing made me think there was a window I could jump in.

CHEESEMAKER: Paul Lisai Age: 33 Position: founder and owner of Sweet Rowen Farmstead Location: West Glover Education: self-designed degree in agroforestry, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common Selected products: cream-top whole milk, Farmer’s Cheese, VT Curd, Storm (soft cow’s-milk

cheese), Solstice (tomme-style cheese), feta

SD: During your education, whether at school or beyond, was there a farmer or farm that inspired you?

PL: There’s no one farmer that inspired me; it was the community that inspired me — being connected to all of these different people and having all of these resources available. I can call a huge list of people and ask, “Are you going to mow hay today?” or “I have a cow with this problem; what would you do?” I have a great list of mentors.

and get more involved in education as time goes on and try to help other kids get into farming and get access to land.

But I don’t think I could have a job anymore. I couldn’t go back to working for somebody else.

SD: If you weren’t a dairyman, what would you do for a job?

PL: I want to retire into homesteading, if anything. That’s kind of how I got into [farming]. I want to grow my own food.

I’ve [also] built a lot of houses; I enjoy carpentry, and I really enjoy running equipment. It would be fun to teach

SD: What’s the weirdest or funniest farming story you’re willing to share?

PL: The first one that comes to mind, it’s more about the drudgery of the dairy farmer. One Christmas Eve, Katt [Tolman], my business partner, and I were milking cows together in a rented barn where we started farming. It was

Cow breed: “We have a mixed herd, and we’re breeding towards what we call ‘Vermont heritage

linebacks.’ The lineback genetics can be traced to the first cows brought to America. We’re crossing those with [higher-producing] Jerseys and Holsteins to be able to make a living. We’re bringing the linebacks into the economic reality of the now.”

an old barn with a gutter-cleaner chain that pulls the manure out into the manure pit.

It’s the end of the night, and I turn on the gutter cleaner, and the manure is going out, and I walk into the milk house for a minute. I step out and look down, and there’s no chain.

What had happened was, the chain had broken, and the entire 250 feet of steel had emptied itself out into the manure pit. So we both got into the manure pit and dragged it back in, piece by piece, and put it back together before we went to bed. We had to get it out that

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food+drink night before it froze, or it would have been there until spring.

We didn’t get upset or mad, [but] there may have been some tears. We have those all the time in farming, when you’re problem solving on the fly, and all you have is your own stupidity to keep going.

SD: What was the first kind of cheese you made? What drew you to that particular style?

PL: I’d gone to my first farmers market with just milk, and I think I made $60. I said, “I have to do something different.” I started with farmer cheese. Marisa Mauro [of Ploughgate Creamery] taught me how to make that. It was a recipe she’d brought back from California. That week, I made the first batch of that cheese, and I made as many flavors as I could.

At the market that week I made $300, and I was like, “This is better!”

cook three meals a day. I make breakfast every morning after I get done at the barn: eggs, greens, toast and coffee, my biggest meal of the day. At lunchtime, I usually make a point to come home and heat something up. And then, when I have time to cook in the evenings, I enjoy cooking meat. I try to work with what I have, and we always have pork and an incredible amount of beef. Chicken and fish are the things I crave a lot, because I don’t have access to them as much. I love cooking fish.

SD: What are you making for Thanksgiving this year?

PL: We’re having a Sweet Rowen Thanksgiving on Monday and cooking a big turkey from the neighbors, outside, trash-can-style. You cover the can in charcoal.

Everybody else is going to bring pies, things like that.

For my family’s Thanksgiving, I usually just bring a cheese plate. I’ll bring a couple loaves of bread and Storm, Mountain Ash, Solstice and any experimental cheeses we have hiding in the depths of the cheese cave. The experiments sometimes come out for the holidays.

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For the 28th time, Sweetwaters, on Church Street in Burlington, will host anyone who shows up for a Thanksgiving meal with all the fixings. How does the restaurant pull it off?

With the help of more than 100 dedicated volunteers. During the event, the restaurant also gives away donated coats to those in need.

SWEETWATERS THANKSGIVING Thursday, November 23; coat giveaway, 8 a.m.; meal, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Sweetwaters American Bistro in Burlington. Free. Info, 864-9800, sweetwatersvt.com.

MAD RIVER DISTILLERS HOPSCOTCH LAUNCH PARTY The Mad River Taste Place hosts a party to celebrate the release of the second annual edition of Hopscotch, a booze that its makers dubbed “the first (legal) Vermont Single Malt.” This year’s spirit is a collaboration of Mad River Distillers and Stone Corral Brewery.

It began with the brewery’s Scotch Ale — made with peated malt — which was distilled and aged for 18 months. Only 452 bottles will be sold in Vermont.

Friday, November 24, noon-6 p.m., Mad River Taste Place, Waitsfield. Free. Info, 4963165, madrivertaste.com.

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CHOCOLATE TASTING Drop by any time during the tasting hours to embark on a guided tour through the flavors of four sweets from Lake Champlain Chocolates. A guide will discuss the profiles of the various confections and answer any questions.

Participants can enter a drawing to win a basket of sweet treats. Saturday and Sunday, November 25 and 26, 11 a.m.-4 p.m., Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington. Free. Info, 864-1807, lakechamplainchocolates.com.

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MURDER MYSTERY DINNER: ‘PICKING PATSY CLINE’ Singers come to a Vermont inn to audition for a special tour honoring Patsy Cline, but, before the evening ends, somebody has been murdered!

Amateur sleuths nibble on slow-roasted prime rib or cider-brined pork as they watch the story unfold.

Saturday, November 25, 6-8:30 p.m., North Hero House. $75. Info, 372-4732, northherohouse.com.

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SD: When you have time to cook, what do you make?

PL: I can’t think of one meal that’s my go-to, start to finish, but I pretty much

SD: Which accomplishment has made you the proudest?

PL: I think some of the proudest moments for me are when a neighbor I know, [who] doesn’t necessarily have the disposable income to spend extra money on food, tells me they love our milk and buy our milk.

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SD: Generally, do you like eating cheeses from other parts of the world?

PL: I guess I’m more apt to think about keeping as few miles on the food as possible. I could care less about eating cheese from France, to be honest. The story behind the cheese and having a direct connection to where it was made and grown is half the flavor for me. But you can go up to Québec and have access to an incredible amount of cheese.

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BARGAIN HALL: An indoor yard sale features antique furniture, china, household and garden items, and more. Compass Music and Arts Center, Brandon, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 247-4295.

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GREENER DRINKS: Supporters of commonsense cannabis reform sip beverages and discuss the culture, industry and politics of the agricultural product. Zenbarn, Waterbury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@vtcannabisbrands.com.

dance

CONTACT IMPROV: Movers engage in weight sharing, play and meditation when exploring this style influenced by aikido and other somatic practices.

The Everything Space, Montpelier, 7-8:30 p.m. $510. Info, 232-3618.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats.

Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 540-8300.

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DEATH CAFÉ: Folks meet for a thought-provoking and respectful conversation about death, aimed at accessing a fuller life. Pyramid Holistic Wellness Center, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. Free; donations accepted.

Info, 353-6991.

NURSING BEYOND A YEAR MEET-UP: Breastfeeding parents connect over toddler topics such as weaning and healthy eating habits. Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 985-8228.

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See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: A National Geographic film takes viewers to the front lines of powerful storms, widespread fires and rising waters.

Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon & 2:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $11.50-14.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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‘MEN IN BLACK’: Tommy Lee Jones and Will Smith star as a secret-agent duo tracking extraterrestrial activity on Earth. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 6-8 p.m. $5. Info, 533-9075.

‘WONDER OF THE ARCTIC 3D’: Pioneering scientists seek to answer questions about the impact of human activities on this fragile frontier. Northfield Savings Bank Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $11.50-14.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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BURGER & BEER: Boyden Farm beef and craft brews help patrons beat the midweek slump. Mary’s Restaurant, Bristol, 5-9 p.m. Cost of food and drink.

Info, 453-2432.

COMMUNITY MEAL: Diners dig into a hot lunch.

United Church of Johnson, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 635-1247.

COMMUNITY SUPPER: A scrumptious spread connects friends and neighbors. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: Local products — think veggies, breads, pastries, cheeses, wines, syrups, jewelry, crafts and beauty supplies — draw shoppers to a diversified bazaar. Vermont Farmers Food Center, Rutland, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 342-4727.

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wanna be where the people are,” sings Ariel in Disney’s The Little Mermaid. Northern Stage’s ambitious production of this fairy tale musical takes viewers on the golden-voiced sea creature’s quest to live on land. Actor Dani Westhead portrays the title character as she frolics with friends Flounder and Scuttle, faces off against her formidable father, King Triton, and strikes a deal with Ursula, the fearsome sea witch. Directed by Chad Larabee, this aquatic adventure makes a splash with eyecatching costumes, stunning scenery and beloved songs such as “Under the Sea,” “Kiss the Girl” and “Part of Your World.”

‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’ Wednesday, November 22, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; Friday and Saturday, November 24 & 25, 2 & 7:30 p.m.; Sunday, November 26, 2 p.m.; and Wednesday, November 29, 11 a.m. & 7:30 p.m., at Barrette Center for the Arts in White River Junction. See website for additional dates. $15-69. Info, 296-7000, northernstage.org.

BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

health & fitness

BUTI YOGA: A fusion of vinyasa yoga, plyometrics and dance is set to upbeat music. Bring water and a towel. Women’s Room, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10.

Info, 829-0211.

GENTLE YOGA: Individuals with injuries or other challenges feel the benefits of a relaxing and nourishing practice. Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 8:309:30 a.m. Donations. Info, studio@zenbarnvt.com.

GINGER’S EXTREME BOOT CAMP: Triathletes, Spartan racers and other fitness fanatics challenge themselves to complete Navy Seal exercises during an intense workout. Come in good shape. Private residence, Middlebury, 7-8 a.m. $8-12; for ages 16 and up. Info, 343-7160.

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These local artisans put forth a wide array of one-of-a-kind wares, including clothing, jewelry, artwork, pottery, and edible and herbal products. Patrons are sure to find that perfect present for everyone on their list — while supporting Green Mountain State makers. Visit womensfestivalofcrafts.com for a list of participating vendors.

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Saturday, November 25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., and Sunday, November 26, 10 a.m.-4 p.m., at Burlington City Hall. Free. Info, meganjhumphrey@gmail.com, womensfestivalofcrafts.com.

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Slope Cinema Among snow sports enthusiasts, the release of a new ski film by Warren Miller Entertainment signals the start of the season. In its 68th ski and snowboard flick, Line of Descent, the Boulder-based company focuses on the lineage of well-known athletes and the people and events that led them to their legendary status. “This season, we explore how skiers are shaped by picking up a pair of skis for the first time,” explains producer Josh Haskins in a press release. The film follows a multigenerational cast of winter warriors including 1994 Olympic medalist Tommy Moe and 28-year-old freeskier Lexi DuPont, among others, WARREN MILLER’S ‘LINE OF DESCENT’ to locales around the globe as Saturday, November 25, 4:30 & 7:30 p.m., they seek the ultimate thrill. at Lebanon Opera House, N.H. $22. Info, 603-448-0400, lebanonoperahouse.org.

Wednesday, November 29, 7:30 p.m., at Town Hall Theater in Middlebury. See website for additional dates. $18. Info, 382-9222, townhalltheater.org.

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’Tis the season for giving thanks and sharing goodwill with neighbors. In the spirit of generosity, Sweetwaters American Bistro in Burlington opens its doors for a free community Thanksgiving dinner. Low-income individuals, students far from home and anyone looking to gather for a traditional meal are welcome to fill their bellies with turkey, sides and sweets at the Church Street eatery. In addition to serving up its 28th annual holiday feast, Sweetwaters is teaming up with the Best Western Plus Windjammer Inn & Conference Center to start the day with a coat giveaway for men, women and children in need.

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NIA WITH LINDA: Eclectic music and movements drawn from healing, martial and dance arts propel an animated barefoot workout. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30-9:30 a.m. $14; free for first-timers.

Info, 372-1721.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: Folks in recovery and their families enrich mind, body and spirit in an all-levels class. All props are provided; wear loose clothing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

RESILIENCE FLOW: Individuals affected by a traumatic brain injury drop in for a specialized stretching session. Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 3:45-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 448-4262.

SUNRISE YOGA: Participants of all levels enjoy slowing down, moving mindfully and breathing deeply while building strength and stamina on the mat. Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 6-7 a.m.

Donations. Info, studio@zenbarnvt.com.

UPBEAT YOGA: Instructor John McConnell leads a fun-spirited stretching session. Railyard Yoga Studio, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $14. Info, 318-6050.

WEDNESDAY GUIDED MEDITATION: Individuals learn to relax and let go. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-8605.

ZUMBA EXPRESS: A shortened version of this guided, beat-driven workout gives students a much-needed midday surge of energy. Marketplace Fitness, Burlington, 11:30 a.m.-noon. $12; free for members and first-timers. Info, 651-8773.

kids

HERBALISM CLASS SERIES FOR TEENS: Young adults deepen their awareness of global natural medicine traditions. Wild Faith Herb Farm, South

Burlington, 3:30-5:30 p.m. $15; preregister. Info, wildfaithherbfarm@gmail.com.

STORY TIME: Children are introduced to the wonderful world of reading. Richmond Free Library, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

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BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7211.

DUTCH LANGUAGE CLASSES: Planning a trip to Amsterdam? Learn vocabulary and grammar basics from a native speaker. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, bheeks@yahoo. com.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Pupils improve their speaking and grammar mastery. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Learners take communication to the next level. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-7211.

LUNCH IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE: SPANISH: ¡Hola!

Language lovers perfect their fluency. KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

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MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: A peaceful, guided meditation helps participants achieve a sense of stability and calm. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 777-8602.

TECH HELP WITH CLIF: Electronics novices develop skill sets applicable to smartphones, tablets and other gadgets. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, noon & 1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6955.

‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’: Northern Stage presents a musical adaptation of Hans Christian Andersen’s fairy tale about the under-the-sea adventures of Ariel, who longs to live above water.

See calendar spotlight. Barrette Center for the Arts, White River Junction, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $15-69. Info, 296-7000.

COMMUNITY LUNCH: Farm-fresh fare makes for a delicious and nutritious midday meal. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 309.

GRATITUDE FLOW: Yogis honor the spirit of thanksgiving with a heart-opening flow series. Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 8:15-9:30 a.m. $10-15.

Info, 448-4262.

WRITING CIRCLE: Words flow when participants explore creative expression in a low-pressure environment. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218.

SUPER FANTASTIC FUN YOGA WORKOUT: A 30-minute yoga flow paves the way for highintensity interval training — with dancing! Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 10-11:15 a.m. $10-15; free for members. Info, 448-4262.

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COMMUNITY THANKSGIVING DINNER: Neighbors rub elbows over a spread of turkey and all the fixings. Bethany Church, Montpelier, 11:30 a.m.-2 p.m.

Free; preregister for delivery. Info, 229-9151.

GOBBLE GOBBLE WOBBLE 5K: Funny costumes are encouraged at this annual 3.1-mile dash. Stratton Mountain Resort, check-in at the Main Base Lodge, 7:30-8:30 a.m.; run, 9 a.m. $35-55. Info, 800-787-2886.

SWEETWATERS THANKSGIVING: The Church Street restaurant serves up a hot, homemade meal. A coat giveaway beginning at 8 a.m. provides winter attire to those in need. See calendar spotlight.

Sweetwaters, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 864-9800.

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THANKSGIVING DINNER: Diners pile their plates with turkey and scrumptious side dishes, served buffet-style. Table 43.1, Black Bear Lodge, Stratton Mountain Resort, South Londonberry, 4 & 6 p.m. $14-32; preregister; limited space. Info, 800-787-2886.

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bazaars

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comedy

BREWHAHA: Rusty DeWees headlines a showcase of up-and-coming comedians complete with big laughs and local ales. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:30 p.m. $44 includes four beer samples and a souvenir glass. Info, 775-0903.

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FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal.

Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

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CRAFTY CRAP NIGHT: Participants bring supplies or ongoing projects and an adventurous attitude to share creative time with other people in recovery.

Turning Point Center, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

FIBER ARTS FRIDAY: Grown-up yarn lovers get together for tea and casual project time. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

take advantage of complimentary gift wrapping.

Bridgeside Books, Waterbury, 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 244-1441.

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BALLROOM & LATIN DANCING: Learn new moves with Ballroom Nights, then join others in a dance social featuring the waltz, tango and more. Singles, couples and beginners are welcome. Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance social, 8-9:30 p.m. $10-14; $8 for dance only. Info, 862-2269.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: See WED.22.

‘THOR: RAGNAROK’: Chris Hemsworth stars as an almighty warrior who fights for the survival of his home and civilization. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $7-9. Info, 457-3981.

ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: Jubilant motions with the Green Mountain Druid Order inspire divine connections.

Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 505-8011.

‘WONDER OF THE ARCTIC 3D’: See WED.22.

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BLACK FRIDAY BLACK ALE PROJECT: Imbibers sip Switchback Brewing’s Blackstrap Ale to support SA etc.

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PARTY: A celebration of Vermont’s first single ACROBATS & WARRIORS OF TIANJIN, CHINA: malt whiskey, a collaboration between Mad River When more than 50 artists engage in high-flying Distillers and Stone Corral Brewery, includes feats and powerful martial arts, jaws drop in cheese, wine, cider and free tastings. Mad River wonder. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Taste Place, Waitsfield, noon-6 p.m. Free. Info, Stowe Mountain Resort, 3 & 7 p.m. $20-55. Info, info@madrivertaste.com.

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ACUDETOX: Attendees in recovery undergo acupuncture to the ear to propel detoxification.

Turning Point Center, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

BLACK FRIDAY FLOW: Shake off your Thanksgiving food coma with an upbeat and energetic yoga class.

Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-noon. $5-15. Info, 448-4262.

BLACK FRIDAY MOVE & RESTORE: A fluid sequence led by Laura Selin aids in digestion and leaves health nuts feeling grounded and supported.

Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $10-15; free for members. Info, 448-4262.

BUTI YOGA: See WED.22, 10-10:45 a.m. & 6-7 p.m.

FELDENKRAIS AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT: Aches and pains, be gone! The physically challenged to the physically fit increase flexibility and body awareness with this form of somatic education. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. $10. Info, 560-0186.

FRIDAY NIGHT POWER YOGA: Practitioners get their sweat on during a full-body, flow-style stretching session. Kismet Place, Williston, 5-6 p.m. $12.

Info, 343-5084.

KUNDALINI YOGA: Mantras, meditation and breathing techniques meet in the practice known as “the yoga of awareness.” Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, noon-1:30 p.m. $14. Info, 318-6050.

LIVING RECOVERY: Folks overcoming substance abuse move, breathe and make positive change in a moderately paced flow yoga class. Sangha Studio — Pine, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 448-4262.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.22.

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.22, 9:15 a.m.

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TAI CHI AT ZENBARN STUDIO: Instructor Shaina shares the fundamentals of Yang style, including standing and moving postures. Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 9-10 a.m. Donations. Info, studio@ zenbarnvt.com.

YOGA FOR YOU — VINYASA I/II: Participants leave chaos at the door and connect to breath and body.

Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, noon-1:15 p.m. $15. Info, 864-9642.

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‘EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME!)’: Stowe Theatre Guild takes audience members on a madcap romp through holiday tales, traditions and tunes. Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, tickets@stowetheatre. com.

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STORY TIME: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers drop in for books, rhymes, songs and activities.

Winooski Memorial Library, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 655-6424.

YOGA STORY TIME: Mini yogis ages 2 through 5 engage their bodies with active movement.

Richmond Free Library, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 434-3036.

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RED BRICK COFFEE HOUSE: Hot beverages are provided at an open mic and jam session where community members connect over music, cards and board games. Red Brick Meeting House, Westford, 7-10 p.m. Donations. Info, mpk802vt@gmail.com.

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AUDI FIS WOMEN’S SKI WORLD CUP: Superstars of snow sports hit the slopes for the women’s giant slalom and slalom races. See killington.com for details. Killington Resort. Free for standing room.

Info, 800-621-6867.

PUBLIC SKATING: Active bodies coast across the ice. Plattsburgh State Fieldhouse, N.Y., 1:30-2:45 p.m. $2-3. Info, 518-564-4136.

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INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-0030.

LEGAL CLINIC: Attorneys offer complimentary consultations on a first-come, first-served basis.

274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 383-2118.

TURKEYS & TURKEY VULTURES: Avian enthusiasts discover the similarities and differences between different winged species. A live turkey vulture is on hand. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center, Quechee, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Regular admission, $13-15; free for members and kids 3 and under. Info, 359-5000.

UP-CLOSE WITH SLED DOGS: Animal lovers come face-to-face with the huskies of the October Siberian Sled Dogs team. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 12:30 & 2 p.m.

Regular center admission, $11.50-14.50; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

BOW WOW FILM FESTIVAL: Fans of furry friends view flicks that celebrate canine companions.

Proceeds benefit the theater and Homeward Bound. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 2 & 5 p.m. $5-10. Info, 382-9222.

‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: See WED.22.

WARREN MILLER’S ‘LINE OF DESCENT’: Big names in skiing and snowboarding tackle daunting peaks around the globe in this tribute to all things snow sports. See calendar spotlight. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 4:30 & 7:30 p.m. $22. Info, 603-448-0400.

‘WONDER OF THE ARCTIC 3D’: See WED.22.

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CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the flavor profiles of four different confections. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

MIDDLEBURY WINTER FARMERS MARKET: Crafts, cheeses, breads, veggies and more vie for spots in shoppers’ totes. VFW Post 7823, Middlebury, 9 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, mosefarm@gmail.com.

MURDER MYSTERY DINNER: ‘PICKING PATSY CLINE’: Suppertime sleuths solve the case of a killer who strikes during auditions for a Patsy Cline tribute tour. North Hero House Inn & Restaurant, 6-8:30 p.m. $75. Info, 372-4732.

‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’: See WED.22.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.22, 10 a.m.-2 p.m.

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bazaars

BARGAIN HALL: See WED.22.

WOMEN’S FESTIVAL OF CRAFTS: Handmade wares by 50 local female artisans reflect a wide array of creative skills. See calendar spotlight. Burlington City Hall, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, meganjhumphrey@gmail.com.

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SHAKE IT OFF: A diverse array of music propels an instruction-free dance party. The Everything Space, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 232-3618.

COMMUNITY DANCE & POTLUCK: Nils Fredland calls the steps at a spirited social dance. Tracy Hall, Norwich, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 866-556-3083.

BODY BLAST!: A YOGA/STRENGTH FUSION WORKSHOP: Propelled by rocking beats, fitness fanatics recover from the holidays with a calorieburning combination of yoga postures and cardio exercises. Sangha Studio — North, Burlington, 11 a.m.-12:15 p.m. $12-14. Info, 448-4262.

FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Ma’am, yes, ma’am! Exercise expert Ginger Lambert guides active bodies in an interval-style workout to build strength and cardiovascular fitness. Middlebury Recreation Facility, 8-9 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

MINI EYE-LIFT TREATMENTS: An Epicuren skin care representative helps attendees rejuvenate their peepers with complementary ministrations.

Prizes, mimosas and special prices entice shoppers. La Bella Derma, Winooski, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 735-3031.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

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YIN YOGA: Students hold poses for several minutes to give connective tissues a good stretch.

Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 8-9:30 a.m. Donations.

Info, studio@zenbarnvt.com.

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ALBANY BERKSHIRE BALLET’S ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: Local dance students join members of the Albany Berkshire Ballet in Tchaikovsky’s holiday classic. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 3 & 7 p.m. $19-42.50. Info, 863-5966.

Center for the Arts, Randolph, 11 a.m.-noon. $7. Info, 728-6464.

JOHN CHURCHMAN: Maisie the sheepdog accompanies the author of Sweet Pea & Friends: A Farm for Maisie for a meet and greet with readers.

Flying Pig Bookstore, Shelburne, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999.

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DUTCH LANGUAGE CLASSES: See WED.22.

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CHRISTMAS CRAFT FAIR: Tables full of treasures tempt shoppers. Grace United Methodist Church, Essex Junction, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 879-7943.

DOWNTOWN RUTLAND HOLIDAY STROLL: Retail specials, snacks and family-friendly activities pave the way for the annual tree lighting in Depot Park.

See rutlanddowntown.com for full schedule. Downtown Rutland, 8 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

HOLIDAY POP-UP BOOK FAIR: Bookworms go berserk over a two-day celebration of English-language volumes ranging from fiction to poetry to kids’ titles.

Authors and publishers are on hand. Le Café, Monument-National, Montréal, noon-6 p.m. Free.

Info, 514-932-5633.

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Info, 881-1202.

‘EVERY CHRISTMAS STORY EVER TOLD (AND THEN SOME!)’: See FRI.24, 7:30-9:30 p.m. and 2-4 p.m.

GABO & ZANI: The Burlington-based brothers play classical holiday music in an art gallery setting.

Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 863-6458.

HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR: Gift givers get a head start on shopping. Georgia Elementary & Middle School, St. Albans, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, ascensionchurchcraftfair@gmail.com.

HOLIDAY FARM OPEN HOUSE: Visitors learn about alpacas and their luxurious coats, visit the mill and see fiber demonstrations. Maple View Farm Alpacas, Brandon, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 247-5412.

JINGLE BELL EXPRESS: Festive families climb aboard for a round-trip ride to Charlotte. Keep your eyes peeled for Santa and Frosty! Union Station, Burlington, 10 a.m., noon & 2 p.m. $25; free for kids 2 and under in laps. Info, 863-5966.

LIGHT UP THE PARK: Cookie decorating, free samples, outdoor fires and a performance by the Windsor Middle School Theatre Group make families merry. Artisans Park, Windsor, festivities, 1-5 p.m.; tree lighting, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 674-4260.

SWANTON ARTS COUNCIL HOLIDAY CRAFT FAIR: Artisans offer one-of-a-kind wares to the delight of seasonal shoppers. Soups are available for lunch.

Holy Trinity Episcopal Church, Swanton, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, vtdarrski@gmail.com.

THANKSGIVING WEEKEND: See FRI.24.

outdoors

Gardener’s Supply, a local employee-owned business serving the community for over 30 years.

BIRD MONITORING WALK: Adults and older children don binoculars and keep an eye out for winged wonders. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 8-9 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 434-2167.

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VCAM’S DIGITAL EDITING CERTIFICATION: Adobe Premiere users get familiar with the most recent version of the editing software. Prerequisite: VCAM Access Orientation or equivalent, or instructor’s permission. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 651-9692.

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‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’: See WED.22.

THE METROPOLITAN OPERA LIVE IN HD: ‘THE EXTERMINATING ANGEL’: An on-screen production directed by Tom Cairns envelopes viewers in a surreal fantasy about a dinner party from which the guests can’t escape. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 12:55 p.m. $16-25. Info, 748-2600.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 12:55 p.m. $10-23.

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ANTIQUES MARKET: The past comes alive with offerings of furniture, artwork, jewelry and more at this ephemera extravaganza. Canadian Club, Barre, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. $2-5. Info, 751-6138.

BARGAIN HALL: See WED.22, 11 a.m.-3 p.m.

WOMEN’S FESTIVAL OF CRAFTS: See SAT.25, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

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ADDISON TOWN HISTORICAL SOCIETY MEETING: Lucien Paquette digs into Field Days and Farming in Addison County of yesteryear. Addison Fire Station, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 759-2380.

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‘CUNNING LITTLE VIXEN’: Can a wild animal learn to live with human rules? Audience members find out in No Strings Marionette’s puppet show about a fox who is brought into a family’s home. Chandler

STUDIO STOMP WITH DJVU: A beat-driven blend of disco, house, modern pop and classic hits keeps the dance floor full. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 533-9075.

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ST. ALBANS FESTIVAL OF TREES: Movies, crafts, live entertainment and more set the holiday season in motion. See festivaloftreesvt.com for details. Various St. Albans locations, 5 p.m. Prices vary; most events are free. Info, vtfestivaloftrees@ gmail.com.

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Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10.

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BALKAN FOLK DANCING: Louise Brill and friends organize participants into lines and circles set to complex rhythms. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 3-6 p.m. $6; free for first-timers; bring snacks to share. Info, 540-1020.

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French toast, pancakes, scrambled eggs, cornedbeef hash, sausage gravy and biscuits await.

VFW Post 309, Peru, N.Y., 9 a.m.-noon. $10. Info, 518-643-2309.

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POKÉMON LEAGUE: I choose you, Pikachu!

Players of the trading-card game earn weekly and monthly prizes in a fun, friendly environment where newbies can be coached by league leaders.

Brap’s Magic, Burlington, noon-5 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0498.

health & fitness

TRADITIONAL YOGA FLOW: Breath accompanies each transition during a vinyasa flow focused on body awareness and self-acceptance. Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 9-10:15 a.m. Donations. Info, 244-8134.

VINYASA I/II: Hanna Satterlee leads yoga students in a blend of flowing movement and lighthearted attitude. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 8:30-9:45 a.m. $15. Info, 864-9642.

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ALBANY BERKSHIRE BALLET’S ‘THE NUTCRACKER’: See SAT.25, 1 p.m.

HOLIDAY FARM OPEN HOUSE: See SAT.25.

JINGLE BELL EXPRESS: See SAT.25, 10 a.m. & noon.

THANKSGIVING WEEKEND: See FRI.24.

kids

The Residence at Shelburne Bay combines traditional Vermont beauty and value with an active environment of culture, social engagement, intellectual stimulation and entertainment.

KIDS’ DANCE WORKSHOP: Movers and shakers hit the studio for a fun-filled class. McClelland Hall, Johnson State College, ages 5 to 7, 4-5 p.m.; ages 8 to 12, 5-6 p.m. $15. Info, atf11210@jsc.vsc.edu.

For more information contact Alicia Butson, Tel 802-985-9847 abutson@residenceshelburnebay.com

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PEER-LED MINDFULNESS MEET-UP FOR TEENS: South Burlington High School junior Mika Holtz guides adolescents toward increased awareness through music, movement and other techniques. Stillpoint Center, Burlington, 9-10:30 a.m.

Donations. Info, 720-427-9340.

language

DIMANCHES FRENCH CONVERSATION: Parlezvous français? Native speakers and students alike practice the tongue at a casual drop-in chat.

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‘HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE’: SUNDAY OPEN MIC BRUNCH: A young woman teams up Listeners whet their whistles with a self-indulgent wizard to from a build-your-own-BloodySA T.2 break a witch’s curse in this 2004 ” Mary bar while aspiring musicians 5| XE N I KID V E S | ‘CUN Japanese animated adventure. Shown test their talents onstage. Elfs Farm NING LIT TL Sunday and Wednesday with English dubWinery & Cider House, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10:30 bing and Monday with English subtitles. Palace 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-563-2750.

Cinemas, South Burlington, 12:55 p.m. $12.50. Info, UKULELE MÊLÉE: Fingers fly at a group lesson on 660-9300. the four-stringed Hawaiian instrument. BYO uke.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.25.

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LGBTQ FIBER ARTS GROUP: A knitting, crocheting and weaving session welcomes all ages, gender identities, sexual orientations and skill levels. Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 860-7812.

‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: See WED.22.

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SPANISH GROUP CLASSES: Students roll their Rs while practicing en español. New Moon Café, Burlington, 2:45-4:30 p.m. $20. Info, maigomez1@ hotmail.com.

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Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-2431.

Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

outdoors

LARAWAY MOUNTAIN HIKE: Outdoor adventurers tackle a moderate 6-mile trek gaining 2,000 feet in elevation. Contact trip leader for details. Free; preregister. Info, 233-8091.

seminars

SAI MAA DIKSHA TRAINING: Open-minded individuals are trained in a hands-on technique for initiating the process of enlightenment. Railyard Yoga Studio, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 495-9435.

sports

AUDI FIS WOMEN’S SKI WORLD CUP: See FRI.24.

WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Swift females shoot for the goal. Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3; $50 for unlimited drop-in pass. Info, 864-0123.

theater

‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’: See WED.22, 2 p.m.

MON.27 agriculture

HYDROPONIC GARDENING PRESENTATION: Green thumbs get the dirt on growing lettuce, herbs and other edibles year-round during a discussion hosted by Transition Town Jericho. Jericho Town Library, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 829-8168.

art

Find visual art exhibits and events in the art section.

bazaars

BARGAIN HALL: See WED.22.

community

MONTPELIER SENIOR ACTIVITY CENTER OPEN HOUSE: Visitors find out what the facility has to offer amid refreshments and entertainment.

Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 5-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-2518.

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CONTACT IMPROV: Movers engage in weight sharing, play and meditation when exploring this style influenced by aikido and other somatic practices.

Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $4. Info, 864-7306.

SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of salsa, merengue, bachata and chacha. North End Studio A, Burlington, fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 227-2572.

WEST AFRICAN DANCE: Live djembe and dundun drumming drive a family-friendly class with teacher Seny Daffe of Guinea. Drop-ins are welcome.

Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 5:30-7 p.m. $10-16.

Info, studio@zenbarnvt.com.

education

APPLY FOR 2018-19 SCHOLARSHIPS: Vermont Student Assistance Corporation educational outreach counselor Cathy Hunter walks college applicants through applying for VSAC scholarships. Community College of Vermont Middlebury Campus, 1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 388-3032.

CAMPUS TOUR: Potential students ages 16 through 24 check out a facility offering free housing, meals, career technical training, high school diplomas, driver’s licenses and job placement.

Northlands Job Corps Center, Vergennes, 9:45 a.m.-noon. Free; preregister. Info, 877-0121.

1 QIGONG: See FRI.24, Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 9-10 a.m. $10. Info, 505-1688.

SEATED TAI CHI: Movements are modified for those with arthritis and other chronic conditions.

Winooski Senior Center, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 735-5467.

YIN YOGA: See SAT.25, noon-1:15 p.m. $10.

YIN YOGA BASICS: Students practice eight to 10 postures, each held for three to seven minutes.

Sangha Studio — North, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $1015. Info, 448-4262.

kids

GO CLUB: Strategy comes into play during a 4,000-year-old game suitable for players in grades 1 and up. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

KNITTING FOR KIDS: Fiber fanatics use needles and looms to create hats and scarves. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3:15-4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

LAB GIRLS: Aspiring scientists learn through hands-on experiments and activities. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

PAJAMA STORY TIME: Picture books await PJ-clad kiddos. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Tykes up to age 5 have fun with song and dance. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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ROBIN’S NEST NATURE PLAYGROUP: Outdoor pursuits through fields and forests captivate little ones up to age 5 and their parents. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-noon.

Donations. Info, 229-6206.

JOB HUNT HELP: See THU.23, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: See WED.22.

‘HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE’: See SUN.26, 7 p.m.

‘WONDER OF THE ARCTIC 3D’: See WED.22.

food & drink

CIDER MONDAY: Small businesses tempt shoppers with hot apple-based beverages. Phoenix Books, Essex, 9 a.m.-7 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111. Bridgeside Books, Waterbury, 9:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 244-1441. Phoenix Books, Burlington, 10 a.m.-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 448-3350. Phoenix Books, Rutland, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 855-8078. Phoenix Books, Misty Valley, Chester, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 875-3400.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.22, 6:30 p.m.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING — MONDAY NIGHT MODERN: Tarmogoyf-slinging madness ensues when competitors battle for prizes in a weekly game. Brap’s Magic, Burlington, 6:30-10 p.m. $8.

Info, 540-0498.

health & fitness

ADVANCED TAI CHI CLASS: Participants keep active with a sequence of slow, controlled movements. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3322.

BUTI YOGA: See WED.22.

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ADVANCED-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Language learners perfect their pronunciation with guest speakers. Private residence, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

LUNCH IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE: AMERICAN SIGN LANGUAGE: Bring a bag lunch to practice the system of communication using visual gestures.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

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LGBTQ FILM & DISCUSSION SERIES: A conversation follows a viewing of a popular flick. Visit kellogghubbard.org for the title. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

music

Find club dates in the music section.

SAMBATUCADA! OPEN REHEARSAL: Burlington’s samba street band welcomes new drummers.

Neither experience nor instruments are required.

8 Space Studio Collective, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 862-5017.

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seminars

FINDING & LIVING YOUR TRUTH: AWAKEN THE POWER OF YOUR TRUE SELF TO LIVE THE LIFE YOU WANT: An interactive workshop teaches techniques for taming stress, anxiety and negativity.

Holistic School of Business, Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m.

Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 255-5960.

talks

SARAH GEORGE: The Chittenden County state’s attorney sounds off on the #metoo movement.

Shelburne Town Offices, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, sufi7vermont@gmail.com.

Food Drive Bring in 5 or more non-perishable items now through December 21st and receive

20% off your purchase!

Donations will benefit the Chittenden Emergency Food Shelf

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MENTAL HEALTH AWARENESS FOR SENIORS: Attendees choose the topics for group-driven discussions offering accurate information and helpful resources. Champlain Senior Center, McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 316-1510.

To Benefit: South Burlington Rotary Community Projects and Humane Society of Chittenden Co. Camp Paw Paw

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ADVANCED SUN-STYLE TAI CHI, LONG-FORM: Elements of qigong thread through the youngest version of the Chinese martial art. Winooski Senior Center, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 735-5467.

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Veterans Memorial Park, South Burlington

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MAH JONGG: Longtime players and neophytes alike compete in the popular Chinese tile game.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:45 p.m.

Free. Info, 264-5660.

STORIES WITH MEGAN: Lit lovers ages 2 through 5 open their ears for exciting tales. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

Sunday, December 10 • Registration: 10 am; Race: 11 am

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FORGET-ME-NOTS BROWN BAG LUNCH: Women ages 65 and up meet for a midday meal. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., noon.

Free. Info, 518-561-6920.

5K Fun Run & 2.5K Walk

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.22.

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TECH HELP WITH CLIF: See WED.22.

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LIVE STORYTELLING WORKSHOP GROUP: Raconteurs give and receive friendly feedback on true personal stories for onstage events such as Extempo and the Moth. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, ari.erlbaum@ gmail.com.

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MONDAY NIGHT POETRY WORKSHOP: Wordsmiths analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members.

110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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SHAPE & SHARE LIFE STORIES: Prompts from Recille Hamrell trigger recollections of specific experiences, which participants craft into narratives. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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FEMINIST POTLUCK & COMMUNITY BUILDER: Those in favor of equality between the sexes make plans for pushing back against Trumpism. Kids are welcome. Private residence, Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free; bring food or drink to share. Info, 324-3875.

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RAPID CLIENT ENROLLMENT: A FOUR-WEEK STRATEGY TO BOOST SALES & GROW YOUR BUSINESS: Low-cost marketing tactics learned in this workshop lead to increased sales for service professionals and entrepreneurs. Holistic School of Business, Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 225-5960.

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HORS D’OEUVERS BUBBLY & more!

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dance

BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & FUSION DANCING: Pupils get schooled in the fundamentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

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INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: Fun-loving folks learn the smooth, sexy stylings of modern swing dance. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different forms, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 448-2930.

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DANCE, PAINT, WRITE: DROP-IN: Creative people end their day with an energetic meditation, music, movement, intuitive painting, free writing and destressing. Expressive Arts Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $15. Info, 343-8172.

VERMONT COUNCIL ON WORLD AFFAIRS GIVING TUESDAY: A silent auction and featured speakers inspire locals to donate to an organization

dedicated to expanding international diplomacy.

Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 861-2343.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: See WED.22.

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema hounds view campy features at this ode to offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

‘WONDER OF THE ARCTIC 3D’: See WED.22.

food & drink

TIKI TUESDAYS: Imbibers sip tropical cocktails mixed with Stonecutter Spirits liquor and topped with tiny umbrellas. Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 4-11 p.m. Free. Info, sas@stonecutterspirits.com.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.22, 7 p.m.

CHESS CLUB: Players of all ages put on their thinking caps in a relaxed, supportive atmosphere.

Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

TUESDAY NIGHT BINGO: Participants cover squares and dip into refreshments. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3322.

health & fitness

50/50 POWER/YIN YOGA: Physical therapist Kyle McGregor designed this class to address the needs of cyclists and those with a sedentary lifestyle. Kismet Place, Williston, 4-5 p.m. $12. Info, 343-5084.

AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT LESSON: From reducing pain to improving mobility, this physical practice reveals new ways to live with the body. Come with comfy clothes and an open mind.

The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $10. Info, 504-0846.

BEGINNER/INTERMEDIATE SUN-STYLE TAI CHI, LONG-FORM: Improved mood, greater muscle strength and increased energy are a few of the benefits of this gentle exercise. South Burlington Recreation & Parks Department, 10:30 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 735-5467.

BEGINNERS TAI CHI CLASS: Students get a feel for the ancient Chinese practice. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3322.

BRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Hop to it! Get fit with strength, endurance, agility and coordination exercises. Otter Valley North Campus Gym, Brandon, 5-6 p.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

DE-STRESS YOGA: A relaxing and challenging class lets healthy bodies unplug and unwind. Balance Yoga, Richmond, 5:45-7 p.m. $14. Info, 434-8401.

DHARMA YOGA: Students at all levels are welcome to hit the mat. Railyard Yoga Studio, Burlington, 5:30-6:45 p.m. $14. Info, 318-6050.

KUNDALINI YOGA: See FRI.24, Railyard Yoga Studio, Burlington, 7-8:15 p.m. $14. Info, 318-6050.

PEACEFUL WARRIOR KARATE: Martial-arts training promotes healthy living for those in recovery.

Turning Point Center, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

POWER YOGA IN WILLISTON: See THU.23.

PRENATAL YOGA: Moms-to-be prepare their bodies for labor and delivery. Women’s Room, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $15. Info, 829-0211.

REIKI CLINIC: Thirty-minute treatments promote physical, emotional and spiritual wellness.

JourneyWorks, Burlington, 3-5:30 p.m. $10-30; preregister. Info, 860-6203.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See SAT.25, 6-7 p.m.

STAYING FIT THROUGH FALL: Strength, agility, coordination and heart-healthy exercises are modified for folks of all ability levels. Charlotte Senior Center, 9:15-10 a.m. $10. Info, 343-7160.

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THE GIVING TREE KICKOFF PARTY: Songbird Taryn Noelle and friends serenade guests at a soirée marking the start of an effort by Bridgeside Books and Stowe Street Café to donate 400 titles to the Children’s Literacy Foundation. Bridgeside Books, Waterbury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 244-1441.

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ST. ALBANS FESTIVAL OF TREES: See SAT.25, 6:30-7:30 p.m.

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INTERMEDIATE MICROSOFT WORD: Students work with the word processor’s advanced features and customization options.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 865-7217.

CREATIVE TUESDAYS: Artists exercise their imaginations with recycled materials. Kids under age 8 must be accompanied by an adult.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 3-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-7216.

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CREATIVE NONFICTION WORKSHOP: Folks give feedSU back on essays, poetry and jourN. 2 E’ TL 6|F nalism written by Burlington Writers C AS IL M G N I | ‘HOWL’S MOV Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.

PRESCHOOL STORY HOUR: PIZZA: Imaginations com; limited space. Info, 383-8104. blossom when kids up to age 6 engage in themed SEARCH FOR MEANING DISCUSSION GROUP: tales and activities. Fairfax Community Library, Readers reflect on A New Earth: Awakening to 9:30-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 849-2420.

Your Life’s Purpose by Eckhart Tolle. Unitarian READ TO WILLY WONKA THE VOLUNTEER Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 THERAPY DOG: Kiddos cozy up for story time p.m. Free. Info, 518-561-6920. with the library’s furry friend. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:15-4:45 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 264-5660.

FALL STORY TIME: A wide variety of titles boost preschoolers’ early-literacy skills. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

STEAM TUESDAYS: Creative activities are based in science, technology, engineering, art and math.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

STORY TIME FOR BABIES & TODDLERS: Picture books, songs, rhymes and puppets arrest the attention of children and their caregivers. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9:10-9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

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CONTACT IMPROV: See WED.22.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.22.

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‘THE TAMING OF THE SHREW’: Set to music by Dmitri Shostakovich, William Shakespeare’s comedy comes to life in this Bolshoi Ballet production, broadcast to the silver screen. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. $6-18. Info, 748-2600.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

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‘EXTREME WEATHER 3D’: See WED.22.

‘C.H.U.D.’: Cinema Casualties presents a screening of a 1984 horror flick about a sewer-dwelling villain.

ArtsRiot, Burlington, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0406.

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‘HOWL’S MOVING CASTLE’: See SUN.26, 7 p.m.

‘THE TERMINATOR’: The 1984 blockbuster stars Arnold Schwarzenegger as a soldier sent from the future to protect an unborn boy who just might be humanity’s only hope. Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 6-8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 533-9075.

WARREN MILLER’S ‘LINE OF DESCENT’: See SAT.25, Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 7:30 p.m. $18. Info, 382-9222.

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STUDENT PERFORMANCE RECITAL III: Music students perform works by Wagner, Prokofiev, Bellini and others on their various instruments.

University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3040.

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SOCIAL GATHERING: Those who are deaf or hard of hearing or want to learn American Sign Language get together to break down communication barriers. The North Branch Café, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m.

Cost of food and drink. Info, 595-4001.

OPEN JAM: Instrumentalists band together for a free-flowing musical hour. Borrow an instrument or bring your own. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

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BARGAIN HALL: See WED.22.

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PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Frenchlanguage fanatics meet pour parler la belle langue. Meet in the back room. ¡Duino! (Duende), Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 430-4652.

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STORY TIME FOR PRESCHOOLERS: Picture books, songs, rhymes and early math tasks work youngsters’ mental muscles. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

LUNCH IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE: ITALIAN: Speakers hone their skills in the Romance language over a bag lunch. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

COME TRY A CLASS. FIRST CLASS IS ALWAYS FREE.

$75 early registration until December 1 Visit: raiseyourvoltage.eventbrite.com for tickets

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FEMALE FOUNDERS SPEAKER SERIES: ‘BUILDING A GLOBAL BRAND’: Donna Carpenter, Anne Marie Dacyshyn, Elysa Walk, Josee Larocque and Beth Steele of Burton Snowboards share their experiences in business. A Q&A, networking, appetizers and a cash bar round out the evening. Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. $15; preregister; limited space. Info, 651-0080.

‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers and learners are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

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SPANISH MUSICAL KIDS: Amigos ages 1 through 5 learn Latin American songs and games with Constancia Gómez, a native Argentinean. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:45 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

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MEDICARE & YOU: AN INTRODUCTION TO MEDICARE: Members of the Central Vermont Council on Aging clear up confusion about the application process and plan options. Central Vermont Council on Aging, Barre, 3-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 479-0531.

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BURGER & BEER: See WED.22.

COMMUNITY POTLUCK DINNER: The venue provides the main dish while locals bring sides — and smiles — to share. Elfs Farm Winery & Cider House, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 518-563-2750.

HOLIDAY SPECIAL 1 large, 1-topping pizza, 12 boneless wings, 2 liter Coke product

COMMUNITY SUPPER: See WED.22.

COOKING OILS: HOW TO CHOOSE & USE THE HEALTHIEST OILS: Dietitian Kerri-Ann Jennings dishes out tips for culinary success in a demonstration-style class complete with samples. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 861-9700.

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BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.22.

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BUTI YOGA: See WED.22.

GENTLE YOGA: See WED.22.

GINGER’S EXTREME BOOT CAMP: See WED.22.

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MORE ENERGY & LESS STRESS: Three secrets leave participants with more vitality, passion and zest for life. RehabGYM, Williston, 5:30-7 p.m. Free.

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RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.22.

RESILIENCE FLOW: See WED.22.

SUNRISE YOGA: See WED.22.

UPBEAT YOGA: See WED.22.

WEDNESDAY GUIDED MEDITATION: See WED.22.

ZUMBA EXPRESS: See WED.22.

holidays

ST. ALBANS FESTIVAL OF TREES: See SAT.25, 6:30 p.m.

THANKSGIVING CHAUTAUQUA: A Vaudevillian variety show enlivens an intimate stage. Four Corners Schoolhouse, East Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $5-10. Info, 223-9103.

kids

HERBALISM CLASS SERIES FOR TEENS: See WED.22.

READ TO DAISY: Budding bookworms join a friendly canine for ear-catching narratives.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6956.

SCIENCE & STORIES: HIBERNATION: Animal lovers exame winter survival strategies for various species.

ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Regular admission, $11.50-14.50; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 877-324-6386.

STEM CLUB: Inquisitive kids embark on challenges in science, technology, engineering and math.

Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

STORY TIME: See WED.22.

STORY TIME FOR PRESCHOOLERS: See TUE.28.

YOGA FOR KIDS: Yogis ages 2 through 5 strike a pose to explore breathing exercises and relaxation techniques. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 1111:30 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216.

language

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BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.22.

Meet and greet and book signing

DUTCH LANGUAGE CLASSES: See WED.22.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: See WED.22.

SUN 10 TRACEY MEDEIROS: 1-2:30 THE VERMONT NON-GMO PM COOKBOOK

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.22.

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FREE ENERGY DRUMMERS OPEN REHEARSAL: The percussion group seeks alternate players to contribute to renditions of West and North African and Brazilian rhythms. Extra drums available. 83 Nottingham Lane, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-5017.

MIDDLEBURY AFRICAN MUSIC & DANCE ENSEMBLE: Elements such as structured improvisation, recurrent patterns and tonal variations shine a performance directed by Damascus Kafumbe.

Robison Hall, Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

THETFORD CHAMBER SINGERS: The vocal ensemble kicks off its 40th year with “Remember,” a winter concert drawing on many musical eras, moods and styles. United Church of Strafford, 7:30 p.m. $8-15. Info, 870-6362.

seminars

CBD 101: A workshop demystifies the history, medicinal properties and legal status of a cannabinoid found in hemp plants. AroMed Aromatherapy, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, lauren@aromedofvt.com.

HAVE YOU HAD A SPIRITUAL EXPERIENCE?: Spiritual seekers engage in dialogue to explore past-life recall, out-of-body encounters, dreams and more. Upper Valley Food Co-op, White River Junction, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-772-9390.

HERBS FOR DECISION MAKING: Ambivalent individuals learn how certain plants and flower essences can aid in making choices. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. $5.

Info, 224-7100.

PLANNING YOUR ADVANCE-CARE: Participants pick up tips for talking with their families about their wishes for end-of-life care. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@hungermountain.coop.

sports

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: See WED.22.

talks

JOHN O’MEARA: The Saint Michael’s College Physics Department chairman tackles the atomic history of the universe. Room 207, Bentley Hall, Johnson State College, 4-5:15 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1327.

MARC LAW: Money meets public policy in “The Role of Government Regulation in a Modern Economy: Lessons From the Past.” Memorial Lounge, Waterman Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 4-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-3166.

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INTERMEDIATE EXCEL: Formula entry, formatting, freeze pane and simple plotting become second nature at a tutorial on electronic spreadsheets.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 5:30-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 865-7217.

TECH HELP WITH CLIF: See WED.22.

theater

‘DISNEY’S THE LITTLE MERMAID’: See WED.22, 11 a.m. & 7:30 p.m.

words

BILL MCKIBBEN: Lit lovers lend their ears for the author and environmentalist’s talk on his debut novel, Radio Free Vermont: A Fable of Resistance.

Phoenix Books, Burlington, 7 p.m. $3. Info, 448-3350.

CREATIVE WRITING WORKSHOP: Wordsmiths focus on elements of craft while discussing works-inprogress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

SLAM! SPOKEN WORD POETRY: An open mic paves the way for a juried set at this word fest featuring Hannah Dahlin, Brandon Johansen and Nasteha Abdullahi. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $3. Info, 540-0406.

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art STILL LIFE IN WATERCOLOR: Montréal instructor Marc Taro Holmes will focus on capturing the essence of complex objects in watercolor. He’ll begin with observational drawing and move into watercolor. Sat., Dec. 2, 9:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m. Cost: $150/person; $135/members.

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ayurveda AYURVEDA INTEGRATION PROGRAM: This 200-hour training is ideal for yoga teachers, counselors, therapists, body-workers, nurses, doctors, wellness coaches, herbalists and anyone wanting to improve their own health and the health of their family. We will focus on integrating Ayurveda as lifestyle medicine for chronic disease, longevity and prevention.

Kripalu School of Ayurveda approved, continue your education to become an Ayurvedic health counselor by transferring these hours to the Kripalu program.

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One weekend (Sat. & Sun.) per month, Feb.-Nov., 2018, 8:30 a.m.-3:30 p.m. 200-hour training (payment plan avail.). Location: Ayurvedic Center of Vermont, Williston. Info: 872-8898, ayurvedavt@comcast.net, ayurvedavermont.com.

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Call 865-7166 for info or register online at burlingtoncityarts.org.

Teacher bios are also available online.

ABSTRACT PAINTING: Explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting through a variety of fun demonstrations and exercises designed to help you open up and work intuitively.

Experiment with paint of your choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor) and a variety of other mixed media.

Learn from fellow students and

discuss techniques and ideas in a supportive setting. Beginners are welcome. Thu., Jan. 25-Mar. 1, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/person; $202.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

ADOBE LIGHTROOM: Learn how to easily upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs using Adobe Lightroom.

RAW file management, exposure/white balance corrections and printing high-quality archival inkjet prints on our Epson printers will be covered.

Students will leave with the skills and confidence to join the digital lab as a member. Bring a Mac-compatible portable drive with your images to the first class. No experience necessary.

Mon., Mar. 19-Apr. 23, 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $275/person; $247.50/ members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

ADULT WHEEL DROP-IN: Curious about the pottery wheel? Spend a Friday night with our pottery instructors learning the basics of wheel throwing with clay. This is a great introduction to our studio for those who don’t have time for an eight-week class or who just want to have fun with other beginner potters.

There is a $5 additional fee per clay piece to be kept, fired and glazed. No registration necessary, but space is limited. First come, first served. Groups larger than six people are encouraged to set up a private workshop. Fri., Jan. 26-May 18 (no class Mar. 6), 7:30-9 p.m. Cost: $10/person; $9/members. Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit free!

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7157.

BANGLES: Come check out the jewelry and fine metals studio by making your silver, copper or brass bangle. Open to all skill levels. All materials included.

Thu., Feb. 15, 5:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $37/person; $33.30/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: 865-7166.

COLOR FILM PROJECTS: Learn how to scan, edit and print your color film and receive feedback on your work in this introduction to working with color film in a digital workflow. Film scanning basics, editing techniques and printing on our large format

Epson archival color printers will be covered. This class will also explore ideas in contemporary photography through special readings, and we will discuss the technical, aesthetic and conceptual aspects of your work in supportive critique sessions.

Thu., Mar. 29-May 17, 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $360/person; $324/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: 865-7166.

CONTEMPORARY FIGURE PAINTING: Intermediate and advanced painters, revitalize your painting practices with a contemporary approach to the figure. Use fresh color and dynamic composition to strengthen your personal expression. Work from live models each week, explore a variety of contemporary techniques with non-toxic water soluble oils and get supportive feedback in a small group environment. Figure drawing experience is recommended. Wed., Mar. 21-May 2, (no class Apr. 25), 1:30-4:30 p.m.

Cost: $270/person; $243/BCA members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405, Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DIY DESIGN: SCREEN-PRINTED TOTE BAGS: Learn to pull a print from an existing silk screen and decorate your tote bag! We’ll discuss the process of creating silk screening from start to finish, and, using one of four designs, you will use fabric ink to create your washable tote bag that will be ready to take home and use at the end of the workshop. All materials provided. Registration required. Mon., Mar. 12, 6-8 p.m.

Cost: $30/person; $27/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DIGITAL PRINTING CRASH COURSE: Are you comfortable with organizing, editing and sizing your digital photographs in Photoshop or Lightroom but have never printed your work?

Are you curious about testing paper surfaces or printing large?

This intensive workshop will go through all of the basics of printing to the large format, archival inkjet Epson printers at the BCA Photo Labs. Bring a selection of digital files prepped and ready to print on a Mac-compatible external hard drive. Option 1: Wed., Jan. 31, 6-9 p.m.; Option 2: Fri., Mar. 30, 10-1 p.m. Cost: $45/person; $40.50/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DIY DESIGN: SUNPRINTS: Create unique prints using photo-sensitive paper and everyday objects.

Local artist Laura Hale will lead you through this simple way to create beautiful artwork and will show you how to frame the results. All participants will leave with one framed sun print. All materials provided. Registration required. Mon., Apr. 30, 6-8 p.m.

Cost: $30/person; $27/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DIY DESIGN: TERRARIUMS: Join artist Laura Hale and create your custom-designed terrarium.

You’ll learn how to choose the right plants and create the right soil conditions for them to thrive. You’ll leave with your custom creation and care instructions for keeping it healthy and vibrant. All materials provided.

Registration is required.

Mon., May 14, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $30/person; $27/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

CRAZY CREATURES: Create awe-inspiring creatures out of the pages of your favorite book, from your favorite movie or your imagination. Will your creature have two or four heads? Will it be an animal or vegetable?

You get to decide in this fun one-day camp that lets you get creative, through drawing, painting and craft. Ages 6-8.

Wed., Apr. 25, 8-3 p.m. Cost: $70/ person; $63/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DIY DESIGN: MINI SUCCULENT GARDEN: Whether you are a master gardener or think you have a black thumb, you can design and grow your succulent garden. Using easy-to-care-for succulent plants and a variety of fun containers, you will come away with a fully planted mini garden of your own and plant care instructions. All materials provided. Registration required.

Mon., Feb. 12, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $30/ person; $27/members. Location:

DARKROOM CRASH COURSE: Explore the traditional, analog black-andwhite darkroom! Learn how to properly expose black-and-white film, process film into negatives, and make silver gelatin prints. Students will leave with the skills and confidence to join the darkroom as a member. All film, paper and darkroom supplies included.

Bring your manual 35mm or medium format film camera to the first class. No experience necessary. Mon., Mar. 19-Apr. 9, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $180/person; $162.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DARKROOM PHOTOGRAPHY PROJECTS: Refine your blackand-white darkroom skills and receive feedback on your work in this supportive, project-based class open to all levels of experience. Guided sessions to help you improve your printing and film processing techniques and discussion of the technical, aesthetic and conceptual aspects of your work will be included. Bring a selection of recent darkroom prints to the first class. Thu., Jan. 25-Mar. 15, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $360/person; $324/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts,

DIGITAL SLR CAMERA: Explore the basic workings of the digital SLR camera and learn how to take the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds, sensitivity ratings and exposure, and analyze the basics of composition. Bring your camera and owner’s manual to the first class. Pair with Adobe Lightroom to learn how to edit and print your images. Option 1: Mon., Jan. 22-Mar. 5, 6:30-8:30 p.m. (no class Feb. 19); Option 2: Thu., Feb. 8-Mar. 15, 3:30-5:30 p.m.; Option 3: Tue., Apr. 3-May 15, 10-noon (no class Apr. 24).

Cost: $180/person; $162/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: 865-7166.

DOCUMENTARY STORYTELLING: Learn how to tell a compelling story with your photographs!

This six-week class will introduce participants to the process of documentary storytelling and include discussions of subject matter, composition, editing and story structure. Group discussion and critiques as well as shooting assignments, readings and writing exercises will give participants the opportunity to begin a new photographic project or refine works in progress. Film or digital photography acceptable. Thu., Feb. 8-Mar. 15, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $180/person; $162/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

DRAWING: Learn a variety of drawing techniques including basic perspective, compositional layout and use of dramatic light and shadow. Students will work mostly from observation and will be encouraged to work with a variety of media including pencil, pen and ink, ink wash, and charcoal in this small group setting.

All levels of experience, including beginners, are welcome. Wed., Jan. 24-Mar. 7 (no class on Feb. 14), 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $255/ person; $229.50/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

EXPERIMENTAL DRAWING: Expand on your drawing skills, while discovering the possibilities of abstract drawing styles and compositions. A variety of

drawing mediums, sizes and techniques will be explored, with plenty of flexibility to incorporate individual visions. Benefit from constructive feedback and gentle coaching in this supportive environment. Class price includes basic drawing materials. Prerequisite: Some drawing experience is recommended. Thu., Jan. 25-Feb. 15, 9:30-12:30 p.m. Cost: $180/person; $162/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

FAMILY WHEEL DROP-IN: Explore BCA’s clay studio while hanging out with the family.

Try the pottery wheel or create fantastic clay sculptures while our staff gives demonstrations.

There is a $5 additional fee per clay piece to be kept, fired and glazed. No registration necessary, but access to wheels is limited. Groups larger than six people are encouraged to set up a private workshop. All ages.

Fri., Jan. 26-May 18, 5-7 p.m.

Cost: $10/person; $9/members.

Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit free! Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7157.

GLAZE CHEMISTRY: For ceramics artists, glazing can be a daunting and mysterious process: part alchemy, part magic and part pure luck. During this two-hour lecture, we will pull back the curtain to reveal the science behind this mysterious process.

We will cover families or types of glazes, the breakdown of components in a glaze, common and less-common raw materials, and the basics of what you can do to start making and troubleshooting your glazes. Mon., Apr. 9, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25/person; $22.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

GRAPHIC NOVEL: Learn the art of visual storytelling through this immersive class in the comics discipline. Students will learn a broad range of techniques for communicating with both words and pictures, with an emphasis on using pen and ink. The class will also review the work of a variety of cartoonists as inspiration for student work. Some basic drawing experience is encouraged; students should be comfortable with and enjoy doodling. BCA will provide all basic materials. Wed., Mar. 21-Apr. 25, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $255/person; $229.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHY: Tell your story with photographs in this six-week session for high school students! You will explore your ideas, go on group photo shoots, process and print digital photos and zines in our digital lab, experiment with film photography in our darkroom, and participate in supportive discussions and critiques. All supplies and cameras provided.

Scholarships are available. Ages 14-18. No experience required.

Fri., Feb. 2-Mar. 16 (no class Mar. 2), 4:30-6:30 p.m. Cost:

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Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

JEWELRY: Learn the basics of creating metal jewelry.

Techniques covered will include sawing, piercing, filing, annealing, soldering, texturing, cold connections, basic hollow construction, ring sizing and more, so that students can create at least two completed pieces. The class includes copper and brass and use of all basic tools, as well as studio access during the weeks of your class. Tue., Jan. 23-Feb. 27, 5:30-8 p.m. Cost: $255/person; $229.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: 865-7166.

LIFE DRAWING DROP-IN: Spend the evening with other local artists drawing from one of our experienced models. Please bring your drawing materials and paper. No preregistration is necessary. Ages 18 and up. Fri., Jan. 26-May 18, 7:30-9 p.m. Cost: $10/ person; $9/members. Purchase a drop-in card and get the 6th visit free! Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: 865-7166.

MINI WORLDS: Shrink down with us and create small beautiful worlds. Campers will be encouraged to explore a variety of craft media to develop tiny,

intricate terrariums, doll houses or fairy worlds. Ages 6-11. Thu., Apr. 26, 8-3 p.m. Cost: $70/ person; $63/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

MIXED-LEVEL JEWELRY: This is a less-structured fine metals jewelry class for students who would like to work on a specific project, brush up on their techniques or learn some new techniques with the aid of an instructor there to coach them.

Open to all skill levels, but some experience is helpful for this open-style class. Tue., Mar. 13Apr. 17, 5:30-8 p.m. Cost: $255/ person; $229.50/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

MIXED-LEVEL WHEEL THROWING: Mixed-Level Wheel supports students across a range of skill and experience levels who have thrown on the wheel. This eight-week course is rooted in fundamentals and encourages individual projects.

Demonstrations and instruction will cover centering, throwing, trimming and glazing, as well as forms and techniques determined by students. Prerequisite: wheel-throwing experience required. Option 1: Wed., Jan. 24-Mar. 21 (no class Feb. 14), 1:30-4 p.m.; Option 2: Wed., Mar. 28-May 16, 9:30-noon; Option 3:

Wed., Apr. 4-May 23, 1:30-4 p.m.; Option 4: Thu., Mar. 29-May 17, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $340/person; $306/members. Class includes first bag of clay; additional bags can be purchased separately.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

photographs, and we’ll explore the landscape. Discover a variety of painting techniques and learn how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to your work. Beginners are welcome. Tue., Jan. 23-Mar. 20, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $340/person; $306/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

PAINTING: This one-day camp is designed for the young painter who wants to go beyond the typical tempera. Join us at BCA’s painting studio to experiment with watercolors and acrylic on paper or canvas, large or small. Have fun while learning new techniques that will help you make even better paintings. Ages 6-11.

Tue., Apr. 24, 8-3 p.m. Cost: $70/ person; $63/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

OIL PAINTING: Learn how to paint with non-toxic, watersoluble oils. With an emphasis on studio work, this class will begin with fun exercises. Using direct observational skills, we’ll work on still life and referencing

PAINTING SEMINAR: COLOR HARMONY: Immerse yourself in the vibrant world of color in this one-day, hands-on seminar.

Focus on the vital role of color harmony and how to achieve it.

Guided exercises will stimulate awareness of color changes and temperatures and will show how to mix colors simply and accurately. Also, learn how various application techniques affect the appearance of color. Sat., May 5, 9:30-4 p.m. Cost: $100/

person; $90/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

PHOTOGRAPHING PAINTINGS & PRINTS: Learn how to take professional-quality digital images of your paintings or prints in this hands-on workshop in our lighting studio. Whether you’re applying to art school, submitting work for an exhibition or putting together a website, you’ll leave this workshop with techniques that improve your images and enhance your presentations.

Bring up to five 2-D pieces no larger than 40 x 60 inches. Wed., Apr. 11, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $45/person; $40.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

PHOTOGRAPHING POTTERY & CERAMIC ART: Learn how to take professional-quality digital images of your ceramic work in this hands-on workshop in our lighting studio. Whether you’re applying to art school, submitting work for an exhibition or putting together a website, you’ll leave this workshop with techniques that will improve your images and enhance your presentations.

Bring a selection of pieces. Wed., Apr. 18, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $45/person; $40.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

PHOTOGRAPHY: Explore photography in our black-and-white

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Campers will go on guided photo shoots and will create prints in this fun, hands-on day. Ages 9-11.

Wed., Apr. 25, 8-3 p.m. Cost: $70/ person; $63/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

PHOTOSHOP CRASH COURSE: Learn the basics of photo editing and printing using Adobe Photoshop in this three-evening intensive workshop. You’ll learn to upload and save images for print and the web, navigate the workspace and adjustment layers, and use basic editing tools. Bring images on a Maccompatible portable drive to class. No experience necessary.

Mon., May 7-21, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $135/person; $121.50/members.

Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

POTTERY WHEEL: This day is all about learning the basics of the ever-popular pottery wheel.

Students will have all day to get their hands into clay, spinning it into small bowls or cups to be fired and glazed by the studio.

All items will be dishwasher safe and lead-free. Ages 6-11.

Fri., Apr. 27, 8-3 p.m. Cost: $70/ person; $63/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

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POTTERY WHEEL: This day is all about learning the basics of the ever-popular pottery wheel.

Students will have all day to get their hands-on clay, spinning it into small bowls or cups to be fired and glazed by the studio.

All items will be dishwasher safe and lead-free. Ages 6-11.

Mon., Apr. 23, 8-3 p.m. Cost: $70/ person; $63/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

finishing techniques using the studio’s house slips and glazes.

No previous experience needed.

Option 1: Wed., Jan. 24-Mar. 14, 9:30-noon; Option 2: Wed., Jan. 24-Mar. 21 (no class Feb. 14), 6-8:30 p.m.; Option 3: Thu., Jan. 25-Mar. 15, 6-8:30 p.m.; Option 4: Wed., Apr. 4-May 23, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $340/person; $306/members. Class includes first bag of clay; additional bags can be purchased separately. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

PRINTMAKING: This introductory class will show you a whole range of printing techniques that can be used on their own or in combination to create unique artwork. Over six weeks, you’ll be introduced to the studio’s equipment and materials and learn techniques such as block printing with linoleum, collograph (a low-relief intaglio technique) and monoprinting. Thu., Jan. 25-Mar. 1, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $255/person; $229.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

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RINGS: Come check out the jewelry and fine metals studio by making your silver ring. Open to all skill levels. All materials are included. Thu., May 3, 5:308:30 p.m. Cost: $37/person; $33.30/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

SILKSCREENING: Expert screen printer Aaron David will introduce you to silkscreening and show you how to design and print t-shirts, posters, fine art and more! Students will learn a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using hand-drawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Students will learn how to apply photo emulsion, how to use a silkscreen exposure unit and how to print on a variety of surfaces. No experience necessary. Option 1: Wed., Jan. 24-Mar. 21, (no class Feb. 14), 6-8:30 p.m.; Option 2: Thu., Mar. 29-May 17, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $340/person; $306/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington.

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WATERCOLOR: Learn how to paint with watercolor. This class will focus on observational painting from still life, figure, landscape and photos. Students will paint on watercolor paper and gain experience with composition, color theory, layering, light and shade. The class may move outdoors to paint en plein air on nice days! No experience necessary. Thu., Mar. 29-May 3, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/person; $202.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

WHEEL THROWING: This class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio.

Students will work primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques, while creating functional pieces such as mugs, cups and bowls. Students will also be guided through the various

WOODCUT: Discover the unique process of woodblock printing with local artist Ashley Stagner.

Students will focus on fundamental relief printing techniques and will be able to transform their designs into unique prints.

The class will then progress to more sophisticated processes, including multi-color printing and 2-3 color reduction block printing. Wed., Apr. 4-May 9, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/person; $202.50/members. Location: Burlington City Arts, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166.

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VERMONT MAKER’S SERIES: Vermont Crafted Goods announces the second and third classes in our ongoing Maker’s Series: Wild Crafted Wreaths with Nina Foster of Trillium Finch, and Intro to Cured Meats with Andrew Plotsky of Stitchdown Farm. Sat. & Sun., Dec. 2 & 3, 2-4 p.m. Cost: $55/2-hour class & materials.

Location: Vermont Crafted Goods Co., Woodstock. Info: Elizabeth Daniels, 619-572-2704, studio@vermontcrafted.com, vermontcrafted.com.

WINTER WREATH WORKSHOPS: StrayCat Flower Farm and guest designer Jayson Munn invite you to our studio to create your own traditional moss-based wreath with seasonal foliages, foraged botanicals and dried flowers from our farm. We’ll work with red-twig dogwood, ilex berries, silver dusty miller, sumac, sweet annie artemisia and more! Call to register. Sat. & Sun., Dec. 2 & 3, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. & 2-5 p.m.

Cost: $75/person; nibbles & libations included! Participants receive a Gardeners Supply Co. store coupon, valid thru Dec. 2017. Location: StrayCat Flower Farm, 60 Intervale Rd. at the old train depot, Burlington. Info: 578-5558.

ADULT: BEGINNER CLAY: Instructor: Rik Rolla. Learn how to throw clay on the wheel. Explore centering, throwing, trimming and glazing. Gain confidence with hands-on demonstrations and one-on-one time with the instructor. Leave with several finished pieces. Gas reduction kiln and electric oxidation kiln are available for firing.

Fri., Jan. 12-Mar. 9 (no class Mar. 2), 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $335/ person; member discount avail.

Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: CLAY ALTERNATIVE FIRING: Instructor: Rik Rolla.

Explore clay on the wheel in a creative, mixed-level, supportive environment. Examine properties of form function, color and glazes. Fire finished pieces in the primitive pit, the Raku Kiln with the option to explore other firing techniques. Gas reduction kiln and electric kilns are also available. Mon., Jan. 8-Mar. 5, (no class Feb. 26), 6-8 p.m. Cost: $335/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd, Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: MIXED-LEVEL WHEEL: Instructor: Rik Rolla. Further develop the fundamentals of wheel-throwing. Explore techniques through demonstrations and hands-on assistance. You set the pace and gain experience through guided individualized practice. Gas reduction kiln and electric oxidation kiln are available for firing, including an option to explore other firing methods. Wed., Jan. 10-Mar.7 (no class on Feb. 28), 6-8 p.m. Cost: $335/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: PAINTING PRACTICE: Instructor: Neil Berger. Together we will explore painting as performance: a series of gestures more like a dance than a marathon. We will look at pictures as holistic arrangements of shapes and colors instead of

“subject matter” and learn to trust the intimate, awkward and natural encounter with paint.

Tue., Jan. 9-Mar.6 (no class Feb 27), 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $248/ person; member discount avail.

Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: SHAKER HALL TABLE: Instructor: Ryan Cocina. Learn a comprehensive introduction to woodworking. This course explores basic principles of lumber selection, hand-tool and machinery usage, milling, joinery, and finishing. You will build a Shaker-style hall table, taking the project from blueprint through completion, while gaining familiarity with the woodshop environment.

Wed., Jan. 10-Mar. 21 (no class Feb. 28), 6-9 p.m. Cost: $565/ person; member discount avail.

Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

WORKSHOP: BRANCH TO SPOON: Instructor: Rob Palmer.

Learn to carve spoons from locally sourced green wood using hand tools you keep and traditional Swedish carving methods. Learn to identify appropriate species of wood for carving spoons and other utensils. Learn about the anatomy of a spoon and carving safety and techniques. Sat., Feb. 24, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $175/ workshop; incl. materials & a set of carving tools to take home.

Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

WORKSHOP: METALS: Instructor: Sarah Sprague. In this two-day workshop, students will learn the basics of metalsmithing. You will learn how to saw, file and solder and make a small sculpture or pendant. All materials will be supplied for this workshop. Bring a brown bag lunch. Sat. & Sun., Jan. 13 & 14, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $355/person, member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

WORKSHOP: WATERCOLOR STILL LIFE: Instructor: Frances Cannon. New to watercolor?

Learn how to translate a threedimensional object onto a twodimensional surface through basic drawing techniques, how to set up a color palette and how to apply basic color theory. We will also explore various approaches to texture and composition. Sat., Jan. 20, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $100/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: DRAWING FOUNDATIONS: Instructor: Neil Berger. Learn the fundamental

skills of observational drawing.

Explore the technical and conceptual foundation of drawing using a variety of drawing materials such as graphite, charcoal, pen and ink. Develop personal goals while examining creative concepts through demonstrations. Materials not included.

Mon., Jan. 8-Mar. 5 (no class Feb. 26), 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $248/ person; member discount avail.

Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

dance DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wed., 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 598-1077, info@salsalina.com.

drumming DJEMBE & TAIKO: Classes in Burlington, Hyde Park and Montpelier. Drums provided.

Classes for adults (also for kids with parents) Mon., Tue. & Wed. in Burlington. Wed. a.m. or Friday a.m. in Hyde Park. Thu. in Montpelier. Most classes are in the evenings or after school.

Conga classes, too! Visit our schedule and register online.

Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin; Moonlight Studios, 1670 Cleveland Corners Rd., Hyde Park. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

embodiment THE EVERYTHING SPACE: Skillful and accessible somatic education curated by Abbi Jaffe and Amanda Franz. Join us for Re-Embodiment Training, Being Trauma-Informed Training, Contact-Improv Foundations Series, Mindful-Eating, PlaybackTheater, Contact-Improv Jams, Bodies-in-Wild Retreat, CoMotion-Dance for Families, Somatic-Movement Series, Dance-Connect, Shake-It-Off, Monthly Community Practices of Resilience with Potluck, private sessions and more.

Trauma-Informed. Everyone welcome. Schedule a private session most days of the week, or register for a class, training or series. Location: The Everything Space, 64 Main St., 3rd Floor, Montpelier. Info: Abbi Jaffe, 318-3927, abbi.jaffe@gmail.com, theeverythingspace.com.

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DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now. Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class. Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Jon Bacon, 3551818, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

LEARN TO DANCE W/ A PARTNER!: Come alone or come with friends, but come out and learn to dance! Beginning classes repeat each month, but intermediate classes vary from month to month. As with all of our programs, everyone is encouraged to attend, and no partner is necessary. Private lessons also available. Cost: $50/4week class. Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington.

Info: First Step Dance, 598-6757, kevin@firststepdance.com, firststepdance.com.

FAMILY DAY: Join the Helen Day Art Center for an afternoon full of sweet treats and seasonal art activities in conjunction with the Festival of Trees and Light exhibit. We’ll create holiday decorations and build gingerbread houses. It’s an afternoon not to be missed! Sat., Dec. 9, 1-4 p.m.; drop-in anytime. Free. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. Info: programs@ helenday.com, helenday.com.

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Location: Black Box Theatre at Main Street Landing, (above the Skinny Pancake), Burlington. Info: raiseyourvoltage.eventbrite.com.

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language ADULT FRENCH CLASSES: Oh la la! Early Winter French classes in a beautiful, cozy studio. Warm up your brain and learn French wth interactive and supportive exercises. Experienced instructor, has lived/worked in West Africa and Paris. Hands on, brains on, fun. Contact Maggie to reserve your spot and to learn more.

Wed., Nov. 29-Jan. 10. Beginner: 5-6:30 p.m.; Advanced Beginner/ Intermediate: 6:30-8 p.m.

No class Dec. 27. Cost: $180/.

Location: Wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington. Info: 233-7676, maggiestandley@ gmail.com.

LEARN SPANISH & OPEN NEW DOORS: Connect with a new world. We provide high-quality, affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, students and children. Traveler’s lesson package. Our 11th year.

Personal instruction from a native speaker. Small classes, private lessons and online instruction. See our website for complete information, or contact us for details. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025,

martial arts ACHIEVE YOUR POTENTIAL: Change your life at Wu Xing Chinese Martial Arts. Join other thoughtful, friendly adults to learn traditional arts taught in a contemporary manner. We teach tai chi, kung fu, meditation, dynamic physical exercises and effective self-defense techniques to maximize your mental tranquility and clarity, physical health and fitness, and selfconfidence. Fri., 6-7 p.m. & 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-noon & noon-1 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class; $40/ mo. (incl. all classes offered); $5/ trial class. Location: 303 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: 355-1301, info@wxcma.com, wxcma.com.

MARTIAL WAY: Colchester and Milton locations. Classes in self-defense, Karate, Kung Fu, Jiu Jitsu and Tai Chi. We have 14 different age and experience levels, so the training is always age- and skill-appropriate. Beginner or experienced, fit or not yet, young or not anymore, we have a class for you! Days and evenings; see website for schedule and fees. Location: Martial Way Self Defense Center, 73 Prim Rd., Colchester, Colchester. Info: David Quinlan, 893-8893, info@martialwayvt.com, martialwayvt.com.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIU-JITSU: Brazilian jiujitsu is a martial arts combat style based entirely on leverage and technique. Brazilian jiujitsu self-defense curriculum is taught to Navy SEALs, CIA, FBI, military police and special forces.

No training experience required.

Easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life! Classes for men, women and children.

Students will learn realistic bully-proofing and self-defense life skills to avoid them becoming victims and help them feel safe and secure. Our sole purpose

is to help empower people by giving them realistic martial arts training practices they can carry with them throughout life. IBJJF & CBJJ certified black belt sixthdegree Instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr.: teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brasil. A five-time Brazilian National Champion; International World Masters Champion and IBJJF World Masters Champion.

Accept no Iimitations! Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 598-2839, julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Shambhala Cafe (meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of each month, 9 a.m.-noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Sunday of each month, noon-2 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon.-Thu., 6-7 p.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington, Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org.

tai chi SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases

community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt.com.

strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

well-being RAISE YOUR VOLTAGE: Understand your body’s electromagnetic system to increase energy, feel healthier and overcome physical, mental and emotional limitations. An empowering oneday workshop with Burlington’s pioneering researcher and international thought leader in the frontier fields of Biofield Science and therapeutic sound, Eileen Day McKusick. Sun., Dec. 10, 10 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Cost: $75/ early registration until Dec. 1; $90/regular registration/door.

Location: Black Box Theatre at Main Street Landing, (above the Skinny Pancake), Burlington. Info: raiseyourvoltage.eventbrite.com.

YOGA & RECOVERY GROUP FOR FOLKS LIVING W/ LYME DISEASE: Join as we practice gentle restorative poses suitable for all levels. Afterward, join the discussion as we share and support one another on the often confusing and isolating journey to wellness while living with lyme disease. Wear comfortable clothing. Sign up or find more information at Laughingriveryoga.com. Oct. 29, Nov. 19, Dec. 17, 2-3:30 p.m. By donation. Location: Laughing River Yoga, The Chase Mill, 1 Mill St., Burlington.

yoga BALANCE YOGA CLASSES/ WORKSHOPS: Offering a variety of yoga classes and wellness workshops to meet individual needs, from beginners to experienced yogis seeking to deepen

their practice. Our welcoming community offers support to experience and explore yoga, meditation, sound therapy and bodywork. First class free for Vermonters! Schedule private and group sessions at balanceyogavt.com. See website for daily class schedule. Cost: $15/ drop-in class; $130/10-class card; $70/5-class card; $120/monthly unlimited. Workshop cost will vary. Location: Balance Yoga, 840 W. Main (1 minute from exit 11), Richmond. Info: Lynn Clauer, 922-0516, balanceyogavt@gmail. com, balanceyogavt.com.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Practice yoga in a down-to-earth atmosphere with some of the most experienced teachers and therapeutic professionals in Burlington. Daily drop-in classes including $5 community classes, Yoga Wall and Yoga Therapeutics classes led by physical therapists. Join our Yoga for Life Program to dive deeper into your practice or register for our Yoga Teacher Training for Healthcare Providers. We offer specialty workshops, series and trainings, rooted in the art and science of yoga as a healing practice for body, mind, and spirit. Cost: $15/ class; $140/10-class card; $5-10/

HONEST YOGA: Honest yoga offers practices for all levels. We just expanded to have two practice spaces! Your children can practice in one room while you practice in the other. No need for childcare. Yoga and dance classes ages 3 and up. Brand-new beginners’ course: This includes two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily heated and alignment classes kids classes in yoga and dance.

We hold yoga teacher trainings at the 200- and 500-hour levels, as well as children and dance teacher training courses. Check our our website for dance classes and yoga summer camps! Daily classes & workshops. $50/new student (1 month unlimited); $18/class; $140/10-class card; $15/class for student or senior; or $110/10-class punch card; $135/ mo. adult memberships; $99/ mo. kid memberships. Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Hana, South Burlington. Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@gmail.com, honestyogacenter.com.

SANGHA STUDIO | NONPROFIT, DONATION-BASED YOGA: Sangha Studio builds an empowered community through the shared practice of yoga. Free yoga service initiatives and outreach programs are offered at 17 local organizations working with all ages. Join Sangha in both downtown Burlington and the Old North End for one of their roughly 60 weekly classes and workshops. Become a Sustaining Member for $60/month and practice as often as you like! Daily.

Location: Sangha Studio, 120 Pine St. and 237 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 448-4262, Info@ sanghastudio.org.

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hen singer-songwriter Stephanie Heaghney agreed to meet up to chat about her music career, I prepared myself to be as awestruck and hypnotized as I was during her recent performance with the brand-new Burlington neo-soul outfit JUPTR. The juicy, synth-heavy five-piece — essentially a rebirth and reimagining of the defunct soul-hop outfit Smooth Antics — revealed its burgeoning repertoire to a rambunctious, drunken crowd during Halloween weekend. But not even beerspilling yahoos and the cacophony of their incessant chatter — or, frankly, her powerhouse bandmates dressed in cultish hooded robes — could detract from Heaghney’s palpable stage presence. In that moment, she eclipsed all peripheral sensory information.

But the genial, disarming woman seated next to me at a watering hole in Burlington’s South End seemed like a different person. Dressed in fashionforward garb — albeit much more conventional than the glamorous ensemble she wore the last time I saw her — Heaghney sipped a pink cocktail and smiled warmly, her divergent curls partially obscuring large, gold earrings. Just as quickly as she once hypnotized me, she put me at ease. Chatting with her felt like reconnecting with an old friend — a stark contrast to the mythic, unknowable entity that is her stage persona.

“Effect achieved,” Heaghney said cheekily. “I feel like it’s almost my true self onstage. I’m a better communicator. I’m more relaxed and open. It feels really good.”

Aside from fronting JUPTR, she’s a vocalist, songwriter and flutist in the 10-piece soul orchestra smalltalker and recently lent her talents to recordings by two of the Queen City’s most noteworthy electronic and hip-hop producers, SnakeFoot and Loupo. Given her growing ubiquity in local projects that push the boundaries of soul and hip-hop,

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you’d never guess that Heaghney, 34, is relatively new to the spotlight.

Onstage, the Burlingtonian musician exudes as much confidence and experience as someone who’s been at the center of attention for decades. As she stakes her claim as one of the city’s go-to collaborators, she’s inching closer to finding the balance between mystique and earnestness.

“It’s a risk,” Heaghney said. “I guess that’s the hard part about sharing music.

Sometimes I can definitely clam up a bit.

[But] there’s also a part of me that wants to open up.”

Heaghney grew up in a large, musically inclined family in the unincorporated village of Beebe Plain in Orleans County. She recalls early influences such as Earth, Wind & Fire, the soundtrack to the Diana Ross musical The Wiz, and jazz singer Sarah Vaughan — all played on vinyl.

“If you’ve never skipped a record from dancing around too hard, you haven’t lived,” she said.

Since graduating from North Country Union High School in 2000, Heaghney has taken the scenic route in life — literally. The world traveler has visited

locales including Turkey, Scotland and Ecuador, often with her husband of 11 years, Tim Heaghney, who co-owns Cold Hollow Contracting. When she’s not pursuing music or globe-trotting, the singer works as a hairstylist and dabbles in modeling.

Heaghney’s trajectory toward the limelight has been slow and steady.

Aside from a short-lived high school band called Main Squeeze, which she describes as a late-1990s cross-section of ska, Jamiroquai funk and Radioheadesque obliqueness, her career in music and performance began in the worldinfused hip-hop group ONEoverZERO and the Spielpalast Cabaret.

Then came Smooth Antics, which debuted in 2014 with a monthlong Nectar’s residency alongside electropop expats argonaut&wasp. That was when Heaghney began to hone her writing chops.

“When you’re performing as lead vocalist, you [become] the communicator between the audience and the band,” she noted. But she admitted that opening the lines of communication can sometimes be daunting and a little uncomfortable.

“The earlier Smooth Antics [music] was safer, to avoid that type of feeling,” she explained, adding that she’s recently begun “giving a little bit more” of herself in her writing. “Part of my trick is reminding myself that we all have those insecurities.”

The music on Smooth Antics, the group’s only album, is hardly fluff. But you can hear what Heaghney means by “safer.” For instance, she keeps things light and breezy on the titillating “Laced With Lust.” But she also touches on some heavier subjects, such as systemic economic injustice, on “Change.” From track to track, she oscillates between safety and full-blown exposure.

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jeopardy. Almost instantly, more than a few bands and artists jumped at the chance to rock out in the name of justice and tolerance. Forgive me for not keeping better track of everyone who organized or participated in a benefit concert this year, but I want to take a minute to give a shout-out to a few people.

Big thanks to SEAN HOOD for organizing the Show Up Shows, a series of fundraising events that have featured ERIN CASSELS-BROWN, LILY & THE BABY, LITTLE SLUGGER, CRICKET BLUE, the PARTS, PHIL YATES & THE AFFILIATES, SILVER BRIDGET, PARIAH BEAT, SWALE, the WELTERWEIGHTS, WREN KITZ, and Hood’s band EASTERN MOUNTAIN TIME. Noble causes such as the American Civil Liberties Union and Black Lives Matter Vermont, among other beneficiaries, received support because of these folks.

In October, MARCIE HERNANDEZ, JOHN THOMPSON-FIGUEROA, MAL MAIZ, RAY VEGA, DANIEL GAVIRIA, DJ JAH RED and others rallied at North End Studios’ new event space, raising more than $4,000 for relief efforts in Puerto Rico after the devastation of Hurricane Maria.

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Something has been freaking me out lately: 2017 is almost over, which means we’re entering Vermont’s annual hibernation period. As much as I’m looking forward to some downtime — during which I’ll reconnect with friends and family, binge-watch the new seasons of “Lady Dynamite” and “Outlander,” and catch up on some sleep — the arrival of the holidays usually means an overall lull in exciting music happenings. This poses a unique challenge for someone whose job includes highlighting noteworthy events. (And then there’s the fact that I’ve been writing this weekly column for almost a full year, which completely blows my mind.)

In the past, former Seven Days music editor DAN BOLLES used the Thanksgiving edition of this column to note things in the local scene for which he was thankful. At first, I resisted the idea of doing that myself, because I’m my own damn person, dammit. I somewhat facetiously admit that the mentormentee dynamic bears a striking resemblance to that of father and son.

Cue the HARRY CHAPIN song…

After giving it some thought, I decided not to be different for the sake of being different — at least this year.

More than a few things in Vermont’s music scene deserve some appreciation.

I’m generally more salty than sweet, so it’s probably good for me to get out of

my comfort zone and sprinkle a little sugar on y’all this week.

I’m grateful for the overwhelming support from everyone who showed up to ArtsRiot last Thursday night to rock out with CAROLINE ROSE, HAMMYDOWN and JULIA CAESAR. In case you missed it — and by “it,” I mean both the event itself and our coverage a couple of weeks back — the show was specifically designed to highlight the work of female and nonbinary music professionals, both onstage and behind the scenes.

And when I say, “everyone who showed up,” I mean everyone. To wit: The club was practically at capacity, and the crowd was a veritable who’s who of noteworthy bands in Burlington. Actions speak louder than words, and the statement that night was that this scene cares about inclusivity, diversity and listening. It was an energizing step in the right direction. I hope the night won’t be remembered as an isolated incident but rather a turning point.

I’m also thankful for organizations such as Girls Rock Vermont and the Tuned In Collective, both of which were represented at the show and are working to shape new waves of empowered female and non-genderconforming musicians.

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smalltalker and debuted collaborations with SnakeFoot. She appears on the bass-heavy, electro-R&B cut “All Gifted” and alongside indie rapper Billy Dean Thomas on the producer’s EP American Dream. Subsequently, instrumental hip-hop wunderkind Loupo recruited Heaghney for the nostalgic song “Letters” on his third album, Good Company. The wistful track romanticizes Heaghney’s snailmail correspondence with her husband at the beginning of their relationship.

When producers like Loupo or SnakeFoot bestow her with an instrumental demo, Heaghney devours it.

“Anytime someone has an empty track, it’s like candy,” she said.

“She gets work done,” said JUPTR and smalltalker bassist Mike Dondero.

“It’s impressive how fluent her creative process is.”

After Heaghney ingests a vocal-free cut, she ascribes a feeling to it.

“Sometimes it’s [related to] what’s going on with our planet or relationships between human beings and the many problems that we have,” she explained.

And sometimes it’s about the legacy of a dead celebrity.

“Cassius,” a smalltalker song, is an ode to the late boxer Muhammad Ali. The heavyweight champion and outspoken political and civil rights activist died of Parkinson’s disease in 2016.

“He [fought for] a lot of the freedoms and rights that I enjoy today, and I’m grateful for that,” Heaghney said.

She is playful in her writing and often leans on wordplay and metaphor.

“It’s a way to communicate without being completely literal,” said Heaghney. “But maybe it’s also me being a little bit guarded.”

On JUPTR’s “Pictures of You,” she strikes a fine balance between those dueling inclinations. She sings, “I look up to you / Cuz I always believed / I could look up to you / Cuz you’re taller than me.” “[Metaphor is] actually something I’m trying to move away from,” Heaghney continued, reiterating a desire to put more of her own feelings out into the world in vivid, personal detail.

“Trying to lose the fear,” she added, smiling confidently.

With only two performances under their belt, JUPTR are like a newborn baby, and Heaghney talked about the band with the giddiness of a proud mother. She also lit up when mentioning her participation in the Tuned In

Collective, a group of female, femme and nonbinary musicians seeking to redistribute power within Burlington’s music scene.

“No offense to the boys in my band, but how have I not been playing with any females?” she wondered. “I would like to see more women and more people of color in the music scene. I know we live in northern Vermont, but come on.”

Heaghney advances that goal with every lyric she writes. Descriptions of JUPTR’s forthcoming material, such as the group’s painstaking efforts to craft a distinct tonal palette and Heaghney’s commitment to exposing more of her inner thoughts and feelings, suggest that a more fully formed vision of the band is emerging. As is Heaghney’s musical identity.

“The [Halloween] show was sort of an intro,” she said. “We haven’t even started.

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DIY communities crumble if no one is there do the work, and the dude is a freakin’ Clydesdale.

I think we’re all thankful that Half Lounge finally reopened. Aside from expanding the scene with its nearnightly entertainment lineup, I’m thankful that it’s given me a place to hide.

Allow me to explain: The other night, I was waiting for a friend on a particularly busy downtown evening.

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dinner crowds, theatergoers and endless parade of shoppers.

A few cocktail sippers sat at the bar, but the subterranean lounge was body-free. I sat in the corner, read the Untitled-3 news on my phone and drank a beer in absolute solitude. I’m probably blowing up my own spot by announcing that an empty Half Lounge basement is an introvert’s dream come true.

Nonetheless, I was thankful to have a little slice of paradise all to myself on an otherwise hustling, bustling downtown evening.

Finally, I’m constantly thankful for the vastness of Vermont’s music scene.

The fact that a person can go out and see live music every night of the week is special, and we’re lucky to live in a place where that’s possible.

I don’t know that I’ve ever said this publically before, but I actually didn’t know how wide and varied Vermont’s music scene was, and is, before I took up this post — living out of state for nearly a decade rendered me ignorant.

My local scene education is an ongoing process, and I’m thankful for those who’ve taken the time to share their work with me and to get me up to speed. I know no one expects me to suddenly know the entire history, interconnectedness and legacy of everyone’s projects, but your patience has meant the world to me.

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After TOM PETTY’s untimely passing last month, KAT WRIGHT guitarist BOB WAGNER and a hotshot team of scenesters, including Wright herself, LOWELL THOMPSON, RYAN MILLER (GUSTER, BWAHAHA) SWALE’s TYLER BOLLES and AMANDA GUSTAFSON, BILL MULLINS (BARBACOA, BLOWTORCH), and STEVE HADEKA (SETH YACOVONE BAND, JOSH PANDA & THE HOT DAMNED), teamed up for an epic tribute concert to the fallen “Heartbreaker.”

They raised more than $4,000 for the Turning Point Center of Chittenden County, a multipurpose nonprofit that provides assistance and a substancefree environment for those overcoming addiction.

A huge thanks goes to everyone who made these events, and many other benefit shows, successful.

I’m thankful that BRIAN NAGLE, aka DJ DISCO PHANTOM, had a night off for once. The omnipresent vinyl overlord gigs almost every night of the week, if he’s not holding down the fort at the Monkey House. But last Friday, you may have seen him at KAMASI WASHINGTON’s high-octane performance at Higher Ground or later in the evening at SINKANE’s set at ArtsRiot. If you caught a glimpse of the overbooked turntablist, you likely noticed how giddy he was just to be in the crowd. Adorbs!

I’m thankful for MARCO POLIO’s MATT HALL. The Plattsburgh, N.Y., musician works tirelessly to foster a creative community in a region that doesn’t seem to want to rock as hard as he does.

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electro aesthetics than vintage porno soundtracks, as this publication so oft stated in the past.

Don’t get me wrong — JR’s take on instrumental, funked-up hip-hop fusion is still way sexy. But it’s sleeker, wilier and more modern than ever.

After a chilly conversation between piano and vibraphone, a wobbling bass line ushers in an overdriven, militaristic snare drumbeat on the opening

cut, “You’re Alright.” As the synth sounds pile on, twin trumpet tones wrap around one another, eventually exploding into a sassy fanfare as a vigorously picked guitar lurks below.

“Dumptruck” is a perpetualmotion machine of nasty, slithering hip-hop. Andrews’ trumpet is at its jazziest as wet handclaps punctuate Pat Ormiston’s back-bending bass line. After moving quickly through a subdued bridge, the trumpet blasts land squarely on the beat before switching to stuttering triplets. The song bumps and grinds its way into the Champagne room, where it gets stuck in a sensual loop.

The band plays with reggaeton and Afro-pop themes on “Hold Up.” A roiling djembe drum rivals the rock kit as Zack DuPont’s guitar flirts with a surf riff. Machine-gun snares irreversibly intensify the groove as a shimmering gong unleashes a warbling, reversed melodic sample.

Dub vibes dominate “Brother Silas,” a down-tempo cruise through fuzzy

synths, metallic jingles and melancholy brass. The beats are stripped away in a dejected breakdown but return to fullforce hypnotic bliss as a heaving synth bass dominates the flow.

“Goldrush” is a smack upside the head. Its confrontational wall of organ and synth momentarily dissipates with a rattlesnake vibra-slap. As the bass resettles the foundation under techy gurgles, a grungy guitar reintroduces the song’s widespread motif.

You’re Alright is truly Andrews’ baby. And, as this is an instrumental band, trumpet is the dominant melodic messenger. The album is equally suited to headphones at work, basement dance parties and, well, the bedroom. Given that the group is entering its 15th year, and that it took five years for this record to emerge, we can only speculate about the prospect of future releases. If there’s never another JR record, at least they went out with a bang.

You’re Alright is available at japhyryder.com.

“Here in LA” kicks things off with a sunshiny, languid rhythm that suffuses Beach Boys tone with Jonathan Richman whimsy. The track is smoothly balanced, and the instrumentation is awash in lush reverb. The trio grooves together comfortably, as old friends should. Their music holds laid-back

maturity: Bardela aren’t trying to impress or redefine anything, but simply reminisce over an old collective dream.

Sky shifts into an eerie, bluesy Americana sound on “The Crow.” The song has a dimly lit roadhouse swing.

LaVigne’s lead guitar is uncontrived and genuine — unlike some contemporary blues guitar riffs that sound more like a Gibson guitar demo video on YouTube. Layers of elegiac vocal harmonies intensify a sense of traveling a lonely desert highway tuned to AM radio.

“In the Country” is the EP’s creative standout. A wide, ambient lead-guitar melody stretches out across a subdued rhythm section colored by a ’90s Neil Young-style bass line. The instrumentation here almost reaches the War on Drugs’ current interpretation of down-tempo

Americana. If Bardela chooses to follow the sound of this track, rather than skip around from genre to genre, they could cultivate a style that appeals to the contemporary market’s taste in rock nostalgia. However, an appealing aspect of Sky is the seeming lack of ambition toward mainstream success. Bardela play just for the joy of it.

The EP ends on “Country Comes to Town,” another roadhouse-worthy tune that anyone craving a good old-fashioned feeling would enjoy drinking a pint to. More upbeat than the preceding songs, here Bardela demonstrate their function as a dance band and close on an energetic high note.

Stream Sky by Bardela at bardela.com.

The band plays on Saturday, November 25, at Smitty’s Pub in Burlington.

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After a five-year hiatus, Burlington’s groove-meisters Japhy Ryder return with their fifth studio album, You’re Alright. If you’re familiar with their extensive back catalog, the new effort might sound a little different — not because they’ve reinvented their musical ethos, but because they’ve retooled their approach to making a record.

Past efforts were mostly recorded live. But on this outing, JR’s trumpeter and newly appointed sonic mastermind Will Andrews (aka Willverine) serves as sole writer and producer. He penned all of the instrumentals, which were then recorded as demos, shared with the group’s various instrumentalists and tracked individually. Crystallized with Andrews’ unquenchable synthlust, the album is clean and glossy.

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In her bio, Bardela rhythm guitarist and vocalist Cooie DeFrancesco describes music as a “lifelong companion and source of comfort.” Alongside her list of influences, which range from Jimi Hendrix to Procol Harum to Rosetta Tharpe, she also nods to the disenfranchised musicians of color who lived on the outside of the mainstream music industry — a refreshing acknowledgment.

Bardela’s lead guitarist and songwriter, Arty LaVigne, and bassist Jeff Barrows also share a lifelong practice and appreciation of music from the ’60s. The Vermont band is a musical throwback to the cultural revolution of the 1960s and ’70s. Their debut EP, Sky, is a curated celebration of classic tone.

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RÍ RÁ THE IRISH LOCAL & WHISKEY ROOM: DJ Supersounds (hits), 10 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: JC Sutton & Sons (bluegrass), 1 p.m., free. Mereian Stonerook (country, folk), 7:30 p.m., free. Cup of Comedy: A Standup Showcase, 9 p.m., free.

Sofus, Sammich (jam), 11 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (HANOVER): Pickin’ Party with Dave Clark (bluegrass), 3 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Food Coma: Holiday Improv, 7 p.m., free. Boom City (improv), 8 p.m., free.

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RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT (hits), 7 p.m., free.

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MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Aidan O’Brien (roots-rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

Ben Shaw (folk), 9 p.m., free.

Late Night Sneaky Uncle Band (alternative), 10:30 p.m., free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Open Mic, 9:30 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Erin CasselsBrown (indie folk), 6 p.m., free.

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MOOGS PLACE: Christine Malcolm (folk), 8 p.m., free.

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HATCH 31: Erin Cassels-Brown (indie folk), 6 p.m., free. Kelly Ravin and Lowell Thompson (country), 7 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Karaoke with DJ Chauncey, 9 p.m., free.

outside vermont

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (HANOVER): Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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CITIZEN CIDER: Brett Hughes (country), 6 p.m., free.

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JUNIPER: The Marty Fogel Quartet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions (traditional), 7 p.m., free. Native Harrow (indie folk, ambient), 9:30 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Hayley Jane (Solo) (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free.

Ween Wednesday featuring members of Tar Iguana, Swimmer and Grundlefunk (Ween tribute), 9 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ THE IRISH LOCAL & WHISKEY ROOM: The County Down (Americana, reggae), 7 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: DJ Two Sev (eclectic vinyl), 4 p.m., free.

Homebrew (Celtic folk, jazz), 7 p.m., free. Justin Mazer and Friends (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

Daddy Longlegs Homegrown Revivial (world-rock fusion), 10:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT (eclectic), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Hotel Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Nina’s Brew (blues, soul), 7 p.m.

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WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: DJ Luis Calderin (Cuban, Latin), 5 p.m., free.

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SWEET MELISSA’S: D. Davis (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., donation.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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MOOGS PLACE: Paul Aiken (rock), 8 p.m., free.

middlebury area CITY LIMITS NIGHT CLUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free. Open Mic Night, 9 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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Jennifer Herrera Condry and Will “KASSO” Condry in front of a mural depicting Mary Annette Anderson and Martin Henry Freeman

Truth Be Told

Will “KASSO” Condry

A Trenton street artist paints black history at Middlebury College

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BY RAC H E L E L I Z ABE T H J ON E S

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ith its picturesque steeples and grand “Little Ivy” campus, Middlebury College is not the first place you’d expect a nationally established street artist to call home. In recent months, though, muralist Will “KASSO” Condry has been creating large-scale portraits of African American historical figures and icons there. You just have to know where to look.

The story of the New Jersey-born artist’s arrival in Vermont is closely entwined with the emergence and evolution of Middlebury College’s diversity efforts and its new “intercultural” space, the Anderson Freeman Resource Center.

Located in Carr Hall, the AFC officially opened in October 2015, a result of students’ efforts to obtain a designated space on campus for students of color and other marginalized identities.

One of the students behind that movement was Condry’s niece, Sadé Williams, who graduated in 2014. At her invitation, Condry led a social activism workshop on campus in 2012 and livepainted at a Verbal Onslaught spokenword event. In 2016, he spoke at the

college’s TEDx speaker series. And in August of this year, Condry cemented his connection to Middlebury College: He married Jennifer Herrera Condry, who is the AFC’s associate director.

color to graduate from Middlebury; she was valedictorian of the class of 1899. The latter was a Rutland native who graduated from Middlebury in 1849 and went on to become the first

IT REALLY AFFECTS YOU WHEN 90 PERCENT OF WHAT YOU’RE DOING IS CENTERED AROUND DEATH. W I L L “KAS S O” C ON D RY

Today, visitors to the center will find information at a front desk, along with glossy buttons. Some feature a quote from African American author and activist bell hooks; others, the words “First Generation,” for students who are the first in their families to attend college.

On the wall just behind the desk, a floor-to-ceiling mural depicts the center’s namesakes, Mary Annette Anderson and Martin Henry Freeman.

The former was the first woman of

African American college president (of Allegheny Institute, later Avery College, in Pittsburgh).

Last spring, Condry worked with now-senior studio art major Zarai Zaragoza to design and complete that mural, the first of many in the AFC. During that semester, Condry was the Alexander Twilight artist-in-residence, joining a lineup of past residents that has included activist and author Angela Y. Davis and Pulitzer Prize-winning

Dominican American author Junot Díaz. The program is named for Middlebury’s — and the country’s — first African American college graduate, who also gave his name to a campus building.

“When you walk around [campus] and every oil painting is a white man,” Herrera Condry said during a recent visit, “that has an impact.” The overall mission of the AFC, she said, is to “develop a sense of place and a sense of ownership within the institution” for underrepresented communities.

“I’m learning so much about myself being out here,” Condry said of Middlebury, “because this is a place where I wasn’t sure how I’d fit in.”

So far, it seems, his experience has been positive: “There’s a real community here,” he said.

Condry, 40, was raised in Trenton, N.J., which he describes as “a rough town that’s been through a lot.” He grew up in the late ’80s and ’90s in a primarily black and Latino area that was decimated by the crack epidemic and gang activity. Condry has been painting for as long as he can remember.

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Mural of Pamela Colman Smith

In-progress murals of James Baldwin and Nina Simone

floor are images of his two girls, one of whom is currently a sophomore at the University of Vermont. One holds a can of spray paint. “If you look at it from the top down,” Condry said, “[it looks like] these two girls ran amok and painted the whole stairwell.” He also plans to paint in the daughter of AFC director Roberto Lint Sagarena.

Gesturing to the staircase, Condry said, “I got to paint in a style that is vastly different than anything you’d see in this environment — I’m proud of that.

Who would have thought something like this could be at Middlebury?

“I don’t look at it as promoting any agenda,” he concluded. “It’s promoting the truth.” m

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Audre Lorde — “Without community, there is no freedom” — gently winds downward as the stairs descend, leading to a portrait of the renowned poet, feminist and activist.

At the other end of Carr Hall, in the eastern stairwell, Condry is finishing up a mural titled “Where There Is a Woman There Is Magic.” Named for a quote from Trenton-born playwright Ntozake Shange, the mural features women of color whom Condry admires, some of whom are generally under-recognized for their cultural contributions. Among them are Pamela Colman Smith, the British illustrator of the Waite-Smith tarot deck; and Poly Styrene, front woman for the British punk band X-Ray Spex. Among Styrene’s screamed lyrics: “Oh bondage, up yours!” (1977).

Especially poignant is Condry’s decision to add his own daughters to his celebration of women of color.

Near the stairwell’s door to the second

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festival, organized by local spray-can artists Anthill Collective, Condry contributed a mural portrait of his wife.

“KASSO is a huge resource for us in terms of figuring out how to validate the work we’re doing,” said Anthill’s Scottie Raymond. “He’s already got that figured out; he’s been doing it for decades down in Trenton.”

At Middlebury College, Condry continues his work building community while honoring the struggles and accomplishments of people of color. Near the AFC’s entrance hangs his portrait of bell hooks, her words seeming to radiate from her Afro. Downstairs, portraits of author James Baldwin and singer Nina Simone are beginning to take shape.

During exam week, Condry worked with a small group of students to colorblast a western stairwell with a smattering of styles and symbols, as well as with portraits of two of the students who worked on the space. A quote from

A mural in its early stages

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“I had a lot of responsibility from a very young age,” he said. “Graffiti was my therapy.”

Condry studied fine arts and illustration at the College of New Jersey, where he made his first large-scale mural in a dorm. After graduating in 2001, he supported himself for the next five years by doing airbrush painting on the east side of Trenton, which he described as a Crips-run neighborhood. The bulk of his workload came in the form of memorial portrait T-shirts.

“The images I was putting on these shirts were images of dead children,” he said. “I wanted my work to be used to promote something more positive.

It really affects you when 90 percent of what you’re doing is centered around death.”

On Easter Sunday in 2008, Condry created his first unauthorized public mural: a portrait of Mahatma Gandhi that included the late Indian leader’s famous quote “You must be the change you wish to see in the world.”

In 2012, Condry and other members of street-art team Vicious Styles Crew founded the artist-run nonprofit SAGE Coalition. As Condry put it, SAGE’s mission is to “build up the self-esteem of the inner city” through creative beautification projects. One of the organization’s initiatives was to transform the vacant lot beside his Gandhi mural into a community garden.

Condry permanently relocated to Middlebury in January, and was quick to join community initiatives beyond campus. He recently took first place in Magic Hat Brewing’s annual Wall to Canvas live painting competition and fundraiser, and he showed work at Burlington’s S.P.A.C.E. Gallery during the South End Art Hop. To September’s inaugural Above the Radar street-art

Mural of Audre Lorde

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LAUREN STORER: “The Magic of Cuba,” photographs taken in Cuba in March 2017 by the local photographer. Through November 26. Info, 503-7666. Black Horse Gallery in Burlington.

HOLIDAY FAIR: Artworks and crafts by more than 100 local and regional artists. November 24-January 6. Info, 748-0158. Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury.

‘MAPPING EXPERIENCE’: Art Shape Mammoth presents this group exhibition featuring nine artists who consider self-exploration and the documentation of experience through manipulating materials. Through December 9. Info, 656-4200.

Living/Learning Center, University of Vermont, in Burlington.

ART EVENTS IN RESIDENCE: DUG NAP: The self-taught Vermont artist answers questions about his work and signs prints for this special holiday event. Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery, Burlington, Friday, November 24, and Saturday, November 25, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Info, 863-6458.

PETER PEREZ: Paintings by the Mexican American artist and founding member of Burlington’s annual South End Art Hop. Through November 30. Info, 656-9511. Center for Cultural Pluralism, University of Vermont, in Burlington.

‘LOST AND FOUND’: An “art treasure hunt” instigated by Vermont artist DJ Barry, in which he places stenciled woodcuts in various locations, free to those who find them in exchange for paying it forward. Find the artist on Facebook for clues.

Various Vermont locations, Wednesdays, November 22 and 29. Info, djbarryart@gmail.com.

‘PHISH IN THE NORTH COUNTRY’: An exhibition of posters and show flyers to commemorate the 20th anniversary of the WaterWheel Foundation, the charitable partnership of Phish and their fan community. Through December 30. Info, 652-4500.

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ROSS SHEEHAN & RUEBEN VIDRIO: Abstract paintings and expressionistic pop sculptures, respectively, by the Vermont artists. Through December 31. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington.

PUTNEY CRAFT TOUR: Area artists and artisans open the doors of their studios to the public at this 39th annual community event, featuring demonstrations, performance and culinary treats.

Various Putney locations, Friday, November 24, through Sunday, November 26, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Info, 258-3992.

SMALL BUSINESS SATURDAY VENDOR SHOW: Local artisans and owners of creative businesses offer their work at this pop-up marketplace. Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville, Saturday, November 25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Info, 644-8183.

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TALK: HARRY BLISS: The Vermont-based New Yorker cartoonist speaks about his work as part of the university’s visual artist lecture series. Yokum 200 Auditorium, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., Tuesday, November 28, 7:30 p.m. Info, 518-564-2179.

SEB SWEATMAN: Large, colorful abstract canvases, recent works from a Vermont Studio Center residency that explore depth, light, movement and subject matter. Through December 4. Info, 516-2637335. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

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WOMEN’S FESTIVAL OF CRAFTS: The 28th annual holiday sale of works by local female artists and artisans. Burlington City Hall, Saturday, November 25, 10 a.m.-5 p.m., and Sunday, November 26, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Info, recyclemoe@gmail.com.

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ART HOP GROUP SHOW: An exhibition of works by more than 35 area artists. Through November 30.

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‘THE ART SHOW’: A community-sourced exhibition featuring works by area artists. Opening-reception visitors are invited to vote on one work to receive the People’s Choice award. Through November 24. Info, clarkderbes@gmail.com. RLPhoto in Burlington.

‘BOUNDARIES’: The Vermont Watercolor Society presents this group exhibition showcasing the medium’s possibilities. Curated by SEABA. Through November 30. Info, 859-9222. Art’s Alive Gallery @ Main Street Landing’s Union Station in Burlington.

CHRISTY MITCHELL: “Don’t Be a Stranger,” the artist and gallery director’s annual solo exhibition, a mixed-media installation about the ever-present power flow of dating rituals. Through November 25.

Info, 540-6840. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.

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CORRINE YONCE: “Voices of Home,” an initiative of the Vermont Affordable Housing Coalition pairing audio stories of individuals who live in affordable housing with painted portraits. Through December 31. Info, 865-7211. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

‘FRAME, FOCUS, CLICK’: Photographs by participants of VSA Vermont’s course in digital photography, taught by Alexandra Turner in the spring of 2017. Through November 30. Info, 238-5170. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

FROM OUR MINDS AND HEARTS GROUP ART EXHIBIT: Oil and pastel paintings by members of the local artists’ group. Through November 30. Info, 862-7757. New Moon Café in Burlington.

‘HERBERT BARNETT: VERMONT LIFE AND LANDSCAPE, 1940-1948’: An exhibition that reexamines the contribution of this midcentury modernist painter through the subject matter and time period in which his distinctive style found its

greatest expression: Vermont landscapes of the 1940s. Through December 15. ‘SPIRITED THINGS: SACRED ARTS OF THE BLACK ATLANTIC’: An exhibition featuring objects from the Yoruba religion of West Africa, as well as Haitian Vodou, Cuban Santería, Brazilian Candomblé and Caribbean Spiritism. These faiths emerged from the practices of enslaved Africans who blended their ancestral cultures with that of their captors. Through December 16. Info, 656-0750. Fleming Museum of Art, University of Vermont, in Burlington.

INNOVATION PLAYGROUND EXHIBIT: An exhibit celebrating lifelong play and its role in sparking technological, social and artistic innovation in our community. Features giant blue blocks, virtual galaxies, a cardboard spaceship and a fully equipped maker space. In partnership with Champlain College Emergent Media Center and Generator.

Through January 15. Free with admission or ECHO membership. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

JAMES MERRILL: Works by the abstract digital artist.

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SOUTH END ART HOP ORIGINAL JURIED WINNERS CIRCLE SHOW: Works by winners of the South End Art Hop juried show, selected by New York gallerist Asya Geisberg: Jeffrey Robbins, Eleanor Lanahan and Teresa Celemin, with people’s choice winner Patrick Krok Horton. Through November 30. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

VERMONT COMIC CREATORS GROUP SHOW: Works by members of this statewide comic arts organization. Through December 31. Info, 859-9222.

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‘EL YUMA: CONTEMPORARY CUBAN ART’: An exhibition of work by contemporary Cuban artists examining images, histories and fantasies about the United States. Curated by Sachie Hernández and A.D. Guerra. Through December 15. Info, 654-2536. McCarthy Art Gallery, Saint Michael’s College, in Colchester.

‘IMPRESSIONS OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN & BEYOND’: New paintings by Helen Nagel, Ken Russack, Athenia Schinto and Carolyn Walton. Through December 30. Info, 985-8223. Luxton-Jones Gallery in Shelburne.

JOHN D. MOYERS: “The Art of Giving and Taking and Giving,” an exhibition in which guests are invited to take one fine art print off the wall, in exchange for something of their choosing: a spontaneous poem or sketch, cash, a piece of their own art or an explanation of why they selected a particular image. Through December 30. Info, 989-3996. Living Room: Center of Positivity in Essex Junction.

PHIL HERBISON: Assemblages of wood created intuitively by the Stowe artist. Through January 28.

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‘SWEET TOOTH: THE ART OF DESSERT’: An exploration of the American appetite for sweets and its impact on modern visual culture. Through February 18. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

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‘CELEBRATE!’: Annual local arts celebration featuring a wide variety of art and crafts created by SPA member artists. Through December 28. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

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‘EXPLORERS OF NORWICH’: An exhibition exploring the lives of Norwich University alumni who shaped and changed the U.S. during the mid-19th and early 20th centuries. Through June 30. Info, 4852183. Sullivan Museum & History Center, Norwich University, in Northfield.

‘FAMILY TRAITS: ART, HUMOR & EVERYDAY LIFE’: An exhibition originating from the Vermont Folklife Center that tells the story of Stanley Lyndes, a Calais-born teacher, craftsman, storyteller, artist, hunter and grandfather. Through January 26. Info, 479-8519. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier.

‘FREAKS, RADICALS & HIPPIES: COUNTERCULTURE IN 1970S VERMONT’: An exhibition that explores the influx of people and countercultural ideas to the state, from communes to organic agriculture, progressive politics to health care reform, alternative energy to women’s and gay rights. Through December 31. Info, 479-8500. Vermont Heritage Galleries in Barre.

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‘NEW AMERICAN REALISM’: Paintings by Heidi Broner and August Burns. Through December 22.

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NICK NEDDO: “Primeval Pigments,” works created using primitive skills from tools and materials including fibers, furs, berries, beeswax, mud, sticks and stones. Through December 29. Info, 828-0749.

Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

RENÉ SCHALL: “New England Stone Portraits,” paintings of rocks by the Vermont artist. Through December 15. Info, 476-2131. Morse Block Deli in Barre.

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CINDY GRIFFITH: “Magic in the Landscape,” paintings by the Vermont artist. LIZ NELSON: “ĺsland í Maí: Iceland in May,” paintings inspired by the country’s raw and dramatic landscape.

Through December 29. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.

‘VERMONT LANDSCAPES’: A group exhibition featuring 38 paintings by 18 artists, curated by Bryan Memorial Gallery. Through December 30.

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STRAY CAT FLOWER FARM 12V StrayCat Flower Farm with guest designer Jayson Munn

‘DRAW ME A STORY, TELL ME A TALE’: Paintings, illustrations, photographs and completed books by 18 contemporary Vermont children’s book authors and artists. Through January 13. Info, 388-2117.

Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

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ETHAN HUBBARD: “Driving the Back Roads: In Search of Old-Time Vermonters,” a retrospective of the photographer’s work in Vermont. Through January 6. Info, 388-4964. Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

GWEN MARSTON: “Rose and Pomegranate,” quilts by the celebrated artist, author and teacher.

Through November 26. Info, 877-2173. Northern Daughters in Vergennes.

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HOLIDAY SHOW: An exhibition featuring 22 12v-shoplocal-male.indd 1 regional artists who work in a wide variety of mediums and styles. Through December 31. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury.

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‘A STORY OF ART’: GIFTS AND BEQUESTS FROM CHARLES MOFFETT ’67 AND LUCINDA HERRICK: Organized by assistant professor of art history Carrie Anderson and her students, this eclectic selection of drawings, photographs, paintings and sculpture tells a story of artistic production from its conception to its afterlife. ‘LAND AND LENS: PHOTOGRAPHERS ENVISION THE ENVIRONMENT’: A comprehensive survey of photographs drawn primarily from the museum’s collection, featuring some 70 images that address environmental appreciation, concern or activism. Through December 10. Info, 443-3168. Middlebury College Museum of Art. PAUL BOWEN: “Bridge Wharf Raft” the Vermont sculptor’s first solo exhibition with BigTown.

Through December 2. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery Vergennes.

‘SMALL WORKS HOLIDAY GROUP SHOW’: A group exhibition of small-scale works by many of the gallery’s artists, including Joe Bolger, Matt Brown, Jane Davies and Sage Tucker-Ketcham. Through November 30. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery at Middlebury Falls.

‘THE SOVIET CENTURY: 100 YEARS OF THE RUSSIAN REVOLUTION’: Highlights from the museum’s holdings of Russian art, including photographs, luxury items by Fabergé and a recently acquired Soviet poster. Through December 10. Info, 443-5258. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College.

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‘ART OF RUTLAND COUNTY’: Inaugural gallery show featuring works by 34 area artists, including Bonnie Baird, Joan Curtis, Kerry O. Furlani, Warren Kimble, Grace Mellow and Erika Lawlor Schmidt.

Through March 30. Info, the77gallery@gmail.com.

The 77 Gallery in Rutland.

THE GUILD OF VERMONT FURNITURE MAKERS: An exhibit of handcrafted works including tables, chairs, mirrors, bowls, chests, desks and more.

Through December 9. Info, 287-8398. Feick Arts Center, Green Mountain College, in Poultney.

JOAN CURTIS: “Living With the Earth,” three collections of paintings by the Brandon artist.

Through March 31. Info, galleries@castleton.edu.

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RICHARD WEIS: “The Figure,” drawings by the Vermont artist. Through December 15. Info, vtalleygallery@gmail.com. The Alley Gallery in Rutland.

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GROUP HOLIDAY EXHIBITION: An eclectic mix of illustration, watercolors, sculpture and paintings by artists Chris Sageman, Rich Gombar, Frankie

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JIM WESTPHALEN: The Vermont photographer uses an adapted vintage camera to capture dynamic winter landscapes, blurring the line between photography and painting. Through January 14. Info, 253-8943. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe.

‘THE ART OF WORD’: Mixed media, collage, installation and paintings by six Bristol artists: Rachel Baird, Reagh Greenleaf Jr., Lily Hinrichsen, Basha Miles, Annie Perkins and Karla Van Vliet. Through November 30. Info, kvanvlie@middlebury.edu.

ARTSight Studios & Galleries in Bristol.

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‘FANTASTICAL LANDSCAPES & IMAGINARY PLACES’: A juried group exhibition featuring 100 works by 53 artists who were asked to depict places that exist only in their minds. ‘LEGACY COLLECTION 2017’: Works by 19 living and 14 deceased artists whose art continues the legacy of Alden and Mary Bryan. Through December 23. Info, 644-5100. Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

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STEVE SHARON: Vermont Contemporary Art Space presents large, abstract color paintings by the Burlington mixed-media artist and musician.

Through December 15. Info, 468-4888. Goddard Art Gallery, Pratt Center, Goddard College, in Plainfield.

Gardiner, Hugo Mesa and Roger Weingarten.

Through January 6. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop in Waterbury.

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STEPHANIE STOUFFER: “Holiday Legacy,” an exhibition of seasonal commercial artworks from the artist’s 35-year career. Through December 31.

Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

WINTER IN VERMONT: A festive holiday show featuring works by more than 40 artists and artisans, including painting, photography, ceramics, jewelry and more. Through January 29. Info, 247-4956. Brandon Artists Guild.

champlain islands/northwest MIMI MAGYAR: Hand-created graphic artwork by the Vermont artist. Through December 31. Info, 326-3269. The Black Lantern Inn & Brewpub in Montgomery.

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HOOKED FIBER ARTS: Hand-hooked rugs designed by regional fiber artists, showcasing a contemporary approach to a traditional American craft. Through November 27. Info, 333-9607.

Pompanoosuc Mills Showroom in East Thetford.

‘THE LIGHT AROUND US’: An interactive, educational exhibition exploring the physics of light and how we see it. Through May 2. Free with museum admission. Info, 649-2200. Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich.

LOIS MASOR BEATTY & MAUREEN O’CONNOR BURGESS: Prints by the local artists. Through November 30. Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

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‘BELLS & WHISTLES’: An exhibition exploring the myriad forms and associations connected to these ordinary objects. Through May 1. Info, 626-4409.

The Museum of Everyday Life in Glover.

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‘BORDERLINES’: Four Northeast Kingdom artists reflect on gender, culture, politics and the environment: mixed-media collages by Vanessa Compton, acrylic paintings by Chuck Trotsky, illustrated books

by Anna Weisenfeld and sculptural installations

by Gampo Wickenheiser. Through November 26.

Info, 533-9097. Highland Center for the Arts in Greensboro.

CECELIA KANE: “A Year of Forgetting,” a selection of new paintings mapping a year of daily mental lapses. Through December 1. Info, 592-3216.

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‘HOPE AND HAZARD: A COMEDY OF EROS’: A group exhibition curated by American artist Eric Fischl featuring some 65 artists and more than 80 paintings, photographs, works on paper and sculptures.

Artists include Tracy Emin, Nicole Eisenman, Yves Klein, Jeff Koons, Robert Mapplethorpe, Francis Picabia, Man Ray, Jason Rhoades, Hannah Wilke and many more. ‘READY. FIRE! AIM.’ AT HALL ART FOUNDATION: Joint exhibition curated by former BCA curator DJ Hellerman, inspired by Andy and Christine Hall’s art-collecting philosophy. DAVID SHRIGLEY: A solo exhibition of roughly 25 works by the British artist, including drawings, animations, paintings and sculpture. Through November 26.

Info, 952-1056. Hall Art Foundation in Reading.

‘IN-SIGHT EXPOSED’: An exhibition celebrating the 25th anniversary of this program, featuring images

by In-Sight students curated by Rachel Portesi.

Through January 8. ‘TOUCHSTONES, TOTEMS, TALISMANS: ANIMALS IN CONTEMPORARY ART’: An exhibition exploring the deep connections humans have with animals, both domestic and wild, with works by Walton Ford, Bharti Kher, Colleen Kiely, Stephen Petegorsky, Shelley Reed, Jane Rosen, Michal Rovner, Rick Shaefer and Andy Warhol. Through February 11. ‘YOUR SPACE: FLIGHTS OF FANCY’: Images of iconic artworks inspired by birds, from Leonardo’s sketches of flying machines to Ai Wei Wei’s design for the Olympic stadium in Beijing, assembled by education curator Linda Whelihan. Through February 11.

‘Fantastical Landscapes & Imaginary Places’ “There is another world, but it is

in this one,” wrote French surrealist Paul Éluard (or Irish poet William Butler Yeats, depending on whom you ask). Either way, a current outpost of other worlds can be found at the Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville, where more than 50 local and regional artists give form to the realms of their imagination. These range from scenes that look an awful lot like winter in Vermont (e.g., works

by Kathleen Berry Bergeron, John Clarke Olson and John McCown) to Jayne Shoup’s ominous science-fiction abstractions to Julia Zanes’ folksy Tower of Babel. Sculpture, multimedia and fiber arts are represented as well, rounding out a show that offers more than the gallery’s usual fare of traditional landscapes. Through December 23. Pictured: detail of “Red House on Island” by Zanes.

ANILA QUAYYUM AGHA: “Shimmering Mirage,” a sculptural light installation inspired by Islamic architecture. Through March 10. ROGER SANDES: “Constellations,” a new series of kaleidoscopic works featuring the artist’s colorful, patterned paintings surrounded by secondary manipulations of these originals. Through January 8. Info, 257-0124.

Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

DENISE BEAUDET: “Roots to Resistance,” a public art installation of 12 eight-foot portraits of women activists from across the globe, intended to make a connection for the viewer to the pathways of social change. Through January 31. Info, 257-4777. Gallery in the Woods in Brattleboro.

EMILY MASON: “Explorations,” a survey of the New York-based abstract painter’s explorations in prints from 1985 to 2016. Through January 7. Info, 251-8290. Mitchell Giddings Fine Arts in Brattleboro.

‘WILDLANDS’: Works by 10 artists that celebrate public lands, national parks and wilderness.

Through March 30. Info, 885-3061. The Great Hall in Springfield.

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BARBARA ACKERMAN: “Personal Geography,” new mixed-media works by the Bennington artist.

Through November 28. Info, 447-6388. Southern Vermont College in Bennington.

‘PHOTOGRAPHS BY LAURA GILPIN AND HER CIRCLE: GERTRUDE KÄSEBIER, CLARENCE H. WHITE, AND CLARA SIPPRELL’: Early 20th-century photographs by the noted photographer and her friends and acquaintances. Through December 30.

Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

WINTER MEMBER SHOW: A group exhibition of works by artist-members in a variety of mediums.

Through December 30. Info, 362-1405. Yester House Galleries, Southern Vermont Arts Center, in Manchester.

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HOLIDAY ARTISANS MARKET: A seasonal exhibition of fine art, craft and specialty food, including jewelry, fabric art, handmade stationery, pottery, holiday ornaments, dolls, soaps and more. Through December 24. Info, 355-5557. Chandler Gallery in Randolph.

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f JOAN WALTERMIRE: Natural history illustrations by the former curator of exhibits at the Montshire Museum of Science. Reception: Friday, December 1, 6 p.m. Through December 31. Info, 685-2188. Chelsea Public Library.

JOHN F. PARKER: Sculptural assemblage works by the veteran designer and homebuilder. Through December 31. Info, 498-8438. White River Gallery @ BALE in South Royalton.

f PAUL BOWEN IN ROCHESTER: “Bridge Wharf Raft,” the first solo exhibition of the Vermont sculptor. Closing reception: Saturday, December 2, 5-7 p.m. Through December 2. Info, 767-9670.

BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

‘WONDERLAND FOREVER’: A group exhibition of works inspired by the 150th anniversary of Lewis Carroll’s Alice’s Adventures in Wonderland. Featured artists include Valery Mahuchy, Robert Rae, Jon Stroker and Trisa Tilson. Through December 31.

Info, 763-7094. Royalton Memorial Library in South Royalton.

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‘LEONARD COHEN: A CRACK IN EVERYTHING’: A collection of brand-new works commissioned from and created by local and international artists who have been inspired by Leonard Cohen’s style and recurring themes, in honor of the late poet and musician. Through April 9. Info, 514-847-6226. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art. ‘MNEMOSYNE’: An exhibition pairing ancient and modern European works with contemporary art by Canadian artists. Through May 20. ‘ONCE UPON A TIME ... THE WESTERN ‘: A multidisciplinary exhibition offers a new interpretation of the Western film genre by examining its links to the visual arts from the mid-19th century to

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today. Through February 4. MERYL MCMASTER: “In-Between Worlds,” photographic self-portraits that explore the combination and transmutation of bicultural identities and cultural histories.

Through December 3. NADIA MYRE: “Scattered Remains,” the first survey exhibition of the indigenous Québec artist. Through May 27. Info, 514-285-1600. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

‘RESONANT SPACES: SOUND ART AT DARTMOUTH’: Seven sound commissions by internationally recognized artists Terry Adkins, Bill Fontana, Christine Sun Kim, Jacob Kirkegaard, Alvin Lucier, Laura Maes, Jess Rowland and Julianne Swartz. Through December 10. Info, 603-646-3661. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, in Hanover, N.H. m

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CALL TO ARTISTS ‘TELL ME’: There are currently 6,909 living languages. What do the connected sounds and symbols of words suggest for the visual arts? Studio Place Arts is seeking diverse languages and letterforms (real or invented), new communication technologies, censorship, graffiti, collage and urgent messages to create a Tower of Babel in the center of the gallery. Proposals for this structure in whole or part are welcomed. Deadline: April 6. For info and submission guidelines, see studioplacearts.com. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Free for members; $10 for nonmembers. Info, 479-7069.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY PHOTO SLAM: Darkroom Gallery in Essex is now accepting submissions of up to five photographs for this fourth annual event. Champlain Valley region residents are eligible and guaranteed to have at least one photo exhibited. For details and to submit, visit darkroomgallery.com. Deadline: December 19, 11:59 p.m. Darkroom Gallery, Essex Junction. $25 for up to 5 images; $15 for students and under 18. Info, 777-3686.

COMMON SPIRIT CELEBRATION: This old-fashioned outdoor market seeks artists and artisans to vend wares at the holiday event, held in conjunction with the annual Tree Lighting Ceremony. Interested vendors can email northfieldfarmersmarketvt@ gmail.com for an application. Deadline: November 30. Northfield Town Common. $30 vendor fee.

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‘THE DECISIVE MOMENT’: We welcome submissions of photography that reflect Cartier-Bresson’s concept that there is both truth and beauty in the image that eloquently and decisively captures life’s fleeting moments. National Geographic photographer Sam Abell will jury submissions. For details and to submit, visit photoplacegallery.com. Deadline: December 11. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury. $35 for one to five photographs; $6 for each additional. Info, 388-4500.

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‘GOLDEN’: Submissions relating to aging, broadly conceived, are invited for a January exhibition. Traditional and nontraditional media, 2D and 3D works, and small installations are welcome. Deadline: December 9. For details and to submit, see studioplacearts.com. Studio Place Arts, Barre. Free for members; $10 for nonmembers. Info, 479-7069.

‘MY FAVORITE THINGS’: Established and emerging artists are invited to submit one or two pieces of 2D artwork in any medium for an exhibition January through April.

The work must depict one or more identifiable people, objects and/or places and be able to hang on a wall. For info and to register, email catherinemcmains@gmail.com.

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‘NOURISHMENT’: The gallery welcomes submissions for this upcoming show, to be juried by Cindy Griffith, Nathan Suter and Adelaide Tyrol. For details and to submit, visit twwoodgallery.org. Deadline: January 7. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier. $30 for one to three submissions. Info, 262-6035.

‘PLEASED TO MEET YOU!’: This 2018 show will bring to life fantastical, imaginative creatures and beings of the nonhuman variety, whether based on folklore, ancient myths, wild imagination or a memorable dream. Any medium welcome. Deadline: February 2. For more info and submission guidelines, see studioplacearts.com.

Studio Place Arts, Barre. Free for members; $10 for nonmembers. Info, 479-7069.

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RIVER ARTS PHOTO CO-OP PHOTOGRAPHY CONTEST: Welcoming photography submissions from all photo enthusiasts involved with the River Arts Photo Co-op.

Contest participants must attend at least one Photo Co-op meeting to qualify. Each photographer may enter up to three digital photographs. For details and to submit, visit riverartsvt.org. Deadline: December 17. River Arts, Morrisville. Info, 888-1261.

SCHOLASTIC ART & WRITING AWARDS: Vermont students in grades seven through 12 are invited to submit art and writing entries to this prestigious national recognition initiative for teenagers with exceptional artistic and literary talent.

There are dozens of categories, including ceramics, digital art, painting, photography, poetry, humor, science fiction, personal essay/memoir and more. For details, visit brattleboromuseum.org or email sarah@brattleboromuseum.org. Deadline: December 14. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

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’m writing this on Saturday, November 18, Owen Wilson’s 49th birthday. Last night was the opening of the touslehaired actor’s latest film — an adaptation of R.J. Palacio’s 2012 best seller — but I doubt he celebrated the occasion. I know I didn’t.

Watching Wonder, I felt as though someone had set off a sap bomb. Directed and cowritten by Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower), it’s the sort of sentimental button pusher in which every development is apparent from miles away. Since my seat was several feet from the screen, I’d intuited its 113 minutes before the first Goobers hit my stomach.

One hesitates to detail the film’s failures, as it’s based on a beloved novel about the need for kindness. I’m not anti-kindness.

I’m anti-schmaltz. The novel is one thing; this is something else. The kindest thing I can say is that it makes a great case for bypassing the multiplex and beelining it to a bookstore.

Jacob Tremblay stars as Auggie Pullman, a plucky 10-year-old who’s undergone 27 surgeries to address craniofacial deformities resulting from a rare genetic mutation.

His doting parents are played by Wilson and Julia Roberts. We learn early on that they’ve

decided the time has come to transition from home study to school.

Auggie has always worn a space helmet in public. His father coaxes him into removing it before meeting classmates for the first time, and the revelation is shocking: He looks ... um, pretty normal.

Compared with real-life kids suffering from the condition — typically born without eye sockets, cheekbones or ears — Chbosky’s Auggie is borderline physically typical. OK, his beak’s a tad funky, but not a lot more than Wilson’s (savvy casting!). That’s the first sign that the edges of Palacio’s text have been smoothed to go down easy.

The next is Mandy Patinkin as Mr. Tushman, the world’s nicest middle school principal. He’s so invested in his new student’s success that he assembles a pint-size posse to show Auggie the ropes. Like all the film’s characters, they’re one-dimensional — nice kid Jack (Noah Jupe), wacky girl Charlotte (Elle McKinnon) and total trust-fund tool Julian (Bryce Gheisar).

If you’ve ever watched a movie about a kid trying to fit in at a school, camp or dystopian survival training course, it won’t surprise you that Auggie initially gets the cold shoulder from some peers. What will surprise you is how quickly everybody starts

SCHLOCK TREATMENT Chbosky reduces Palacio’s meditation on acceptance to a saccharine cinematic reject.

falling all over themselves to make him feel accepted. Maybe it’s Tushman trickle-down, but people are so nice it’s unreal.

Except Julian. He’s a privileged dick with insecurity issues. But mostly he’s just there to provide the requisite narrative conflict.

Ultimately, Wonder proves little more than a laundry list of developments geared to jerk tears. Auggie’s sister, Via (Izabela Vidovic), hungers for attention and bonds with her grandmother (Sonia Braga); her grandmother dies. The family dog, Daisy, provides a needed sense of normalcy; Daisy dies. A secondary sap bomb goes off in the final act.

“Shameless” doesn’t begin to cover it.

Tremblay’s earnest performance grounds the film in a facsimile of reality, while Roberts and Vidovic valiantly attempt to fill in psychological blanks left by the simple-minded script. Wilson’s part is so underwritten, it could’ve been played by a tousled Chia Pet. Particularly in this Trump-fueled age of moral repugnance, ugly tweets and public mockery of people with disabilities, I embrace Palacio’s themes of kindness and understanding as passionately as anyone. It’s using them as an excuse for schlock like this that I can’t help but find grotesque.

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Justice League ★★★

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n the past month, I’ve seen reams of online breast-beating about the titanic struggle between Marvel and DC Comics to control the world of superhero blockbusters. To many comics fans, and to people in the industry, it matters who “wins.” So I want to make something clear: As a comics illiterate, I’m not invested in which superpeople from which universe get the most screen time or whether their depiction is “canon.” I go in hoping to enjoy each movie on its own terms. That’s it.

Last year’s Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice was a terrible movie if you care about things like narrative logic or non-ridiculous titles. As a pure, loopy expression of director Zack Snyder’s grimdark, agonistic vision for these characters, however, it had its fun side.

Now comes Justice League, also directed

by Snyder with reshoots by Joss Whedon, who shares a writing credit. This is the DC universe’s version of The Avengers: the movie in which Batman (Ben Affleck) comes down from the high of pounding on Superman (Henry Cavill) and realizes that, since the Man of Steel is no longer protecting humanity (for now, anyway), it’s time to form a super-team.

Of course, it wouldn’t be a super-team without Gal Gadot’s spirited Wonder Woman, who gets a meaty role to satisfy the legions of fans she gained last summer. Then there’s the small matter of recruiting three

GLOWER POWER Affleck takes pointers on lightening up from Gadot and Miller in Snyder’s superhero-franchise builder.

more heroes: the Flash (Ezra Miller), Aquaman (Jason Momoa) and Cyborg (Ray Fisher), whose powers and backstories must be painstakingly explained to comics illiterates like me.

Once the film has completed all this setup, it’s time to save the world from a dreary CG alien with mommy issues (voice of Ciarán Hinds) and his army of steampunk variants on flying monkeys. The green-screened

backgrounds don’t give us much of a sense of global stakes, so, in a laughable effort to create them, the filmmakers cut periodically to a single impoverished Russian family cringing from the advancing evil. We seem to have dropped in on a Béla Tarr film.

Though that would be scarier. More relatable than its predecessor but no more spell-binding, Justice League races through its paces and ends: four hours of exposition

and posturing stuffed in a two-hour package.

For every solid quip in the script, there’s a hoary mouthful. (“Such harmony out of such horror,” a character declaims. “It was truly the age of heroes.”)

Yet the movie offers some encouraging signs for future Justice League installments.

Affleck’s Batman has mellowed; he tolerates snarky remarks about his costume and even cracks a few one-liners himself. The new characters aren’t bad, either. Miller is consistently amusing as a dorky, fanboy-esque superhero, even if his Flash is working the same shtick as Tom Holland’s Spider-Man. Momoa’s Aquaman steals his scenes with the brutish charisma of a hair-metal god. He seems to be having fun with his powers, as does the still-awesome Wonder Woman.

Give these characters more room to breathe, and the next movie might be fun, too, in a whole different way from Batman v Superman. Yes, Justice League is more like The Avengers — that is to say, imbued with Whedon’s typical brew of jokey, self-deprecating moral earnestness — than it is like the rest of Snyder’s heavy-handed oeuvre.

Leaving it to the experts to debate whether that’s canonical, I’ll simply hope the next DC film has a plotline half as compelling as the drama that goes into raising a tentpole with hundreds of cool millions on the line.

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NEW IN THEATERS COCO: In this Disney family animation, a boy must explore the Land of the Dead to find out why his family opposes his musical aspirations. With the voices of Anthony Gonzalez, Gael García Bernal and Benjamin Bratt. Lee Unkrich (Toy Story 3) and Adrian Molina directed. (109 min, PG. Big Picture, Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Welden) LADY BIRD: Actor Greta Gerwig wrote and directed this acclaimed coming-of-age tale about a Sacramento teen (Saoirse Ronan) navigating her senior year. With Laurie Metcalf and Lucas Hedges.

(93 min, R. Roxy, Savoy)

JUSTICE LEAGUEHH1/2 Batman (Ben Affleck), Wonder Woman (Gal Gadot) and various other DC superheroes team up, while the survival of humankind hangs in the balance. With Jason Momoa and Henry Cavill. Zack Snyder (Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice) directed. (121 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 11/22) LOVING VINCENTHHH In this oil-painted animation, a young postman starts to have suspicions about the nature of Vincent Van Gogh’s demise.

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Dorota Kobiela and Hugh Welchman directed. (94 min, PG-13)

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THE MAN WHO INVENTED CHRISTMAS: Dan Stevens plays Charles Dickens in this drama about the inspirations behind A Christmas Carol, also starring Christopher Plummer as Scrooge. With Jonathan Pryce and Simon Callow. Bharat Nalluri (MI-5) directed. (104 min, PG. Roxy) ROMAN J. ISRAEL, ESQ.: Denzel Washington plays an idealistic defense attorney facing a moral conflict in this legal thriller from director Dan Gilroy (Nightcrawler). With Colin Farrell and Carmen Ejogo. (129 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic)

MURDER ON THE ORIENT EXPRESSHH1/2 In a new version of Agatha Christie’s mystery, detective Hercule Poirot (Kenneth Branagh, who also directed) must ID the killer on a luxury train.

Penélope Cruz, Willem Dafoe and Johnny Depp star. (114 min, PG-13)

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THE STARHH This family animation retells the Nativity story from the point of view of a determined donkey and other animals. With the voices of Steven Yeun, Kristin Chenoweth and Zachary Levy. Animator Timothy Reckart makes his directorial debut. (86 min, PG)

A BAD MOMS CHRISTMASHH The three “bad moms” from last year’s comedy hit must confront their own moms as they navigate the chaos of the holiday season. Starring Kristen Bell, Mila Kunis and Justin Hartley. Jon Lucas and Scott Moore return as directors. (104 min, R)

THOR: RAGNAROKHHH1/2 Director Taika Waititi (What We Do in the Shadows) brings a light touch to this latest chapter in the Marvel franchise, in which the thunder god (Chris Hemsworth) finds himself forced to fight a former ally. With Tom Hiddleston, Cate Blanchett and Idris Elba. (130 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 11/8)

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BIRTH OF THE DRAGONHH Based on the life of martial arts icon Bruce Lee (Philip Ng), this action drama revisits his fight with kung fu master Wong Jack Man in 1964 San Francisco. George Nolfi (The Adjustment Bureau) directed. (103 min, PG-13) NOW ON VIDEO

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WONDERH In this adaptation of R.J. Palacio’s middle-grade bestseller, a 10-year-old boy (Jacob Tremblay) with a facial disfigurement goes to mainstream school for the first time. Julia Roberts and Owen Wilson also star. Stephen Chbosky (The Perks of Being a Wallflower) directed. (113 min, PG; reviewed by R. K. 11/22)

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JANEHHHHH This documentary from Brett Morgen (Kurt Cobain: Montage of Heck) chronicles anthropologist Jane Goodall’s early fieldwork with apes. (90 min, NR. Savoy; reviewed by R.K. 11/15)

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DADDY’S HOME 2H1/2 More daddy issues? In this sequel to the 2015 comedy, the “cool” dad (Mark Wahlberg) and the “uncool” stepdad (Will Ferrell) must deal with their own dads (John Lithgow and Mel Gibson) during the holidays. Sean Anders again directed. (100 min, PG-13) THE FLORIDA PROJECTHHHH1/2 A 6-year-old (Brooklynn Prince) and her friends enjoy lives of minimal supervision in a down-market, Disney World-adjacent motel in this acclaimed drama from director Sean Baker (Tangerine). With Willem Dafoe and Valeria Cotto. (111 min, R)

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SAGITTARIUS (NOV. 22-DEC. 21)

Journalist James A. Fussell defined “thrashing” as “the act of tapping helter-skelter over a computer keyboard in an attempt to find ‘hidden’ keys that trigger previously undiscovered actions in a computer program.” I suggest we use this as a metaphor for your life in the next two weeks. Without becoming rude or irresponsible, thrash around to see what interesting surprises you can drum up. Play with various possibilities in a lighthearted effort to stimulate options you have not been able to discover through logic and reason.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): It may seem

absurd for a dreamy oracle like me to give economic advice to Tauruses, who are renowned as being among the zodiac’s top cash attractors. Is there anything I can reveal to

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I used to have

a girlfriend whose mother hated Christmas.

The poor woman had been raised in a fanatical fundamentalist Christian sect, and she drew profound solace and pleasure from rebelling against that religion’s main holiday. One of her annual traditions was to buy a small Christmas tree and hang it upside down from the ceiling. She decorated it with ornamental dildos she had made out of clay.

While I understood her drive for revenge and appreciated the entertaining way she did it, I felt pity for the enduring ferocity of her rage.

Rather than mocking the old ways, wouldn’t her energy have been much better spent inventing new ways? If there is any comparable situation in your own life, Gemini, now would be a perfect time to heed my tip. Give up your attachment to the negative emotions that arose in response to past frustrations and failures. Focus on the future.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): So begins the

“I Love To Worry” season for you Cancerians.

Even now, bewildering self-doubts are working their way up toward your conscious awareness from your unconscious depths. You may already be overreacting in anticipation of the anxiety-provoking fantasies that are coalescing. But wait! It doesn’t have to be that way.

I’m here to tell you that the bewildering selfdoubts and anxiety-provoking fantasies are at most 10 percent accurate. They’re not even close to being half-true! Here’s my advice: Do not go with the flow, because the flow will drag you down into ignominious habit. Resist all tendencies toward superstition, moodiness and melodramatic descents into hell.

One thing you can do to help accomplish this brave uprising is to sing beloved songs with maximum feeling.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Your lucky numbers are 55 and 88. By tapping into the uncanny powers of 55 and 88, you can escape the temptation of a hexed fiction and break the spell of a mediocre addiction. These catalytic codes could wake you up to a useful secret you’ve been blind to. They might help you catch the attention of familiar strangers or shrink one of your dangerous angers. When you call on 55 or 88 for inspiration, you may be motivated to seek a more dynamic accomplishment beyond your comfortable success.

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VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): What exactly is the epic, overarching goal that you live for?

What is the higher purpose that lies beneath every one of your daily activities? What is the heroic identity you were born to create but have not yet fully embodied? You may not be close to knowing the answers to those questions right now, Virgo. In fact, I’m guessing your fear of meaninglessness might be at a peak. Luckily, a big bolt of meaningfulness is right around the corner. Be alert for it. In a metaphorical sense, it will arrive from the depths. It will strengthen your center of gravity as it reveals lucid answers to the questions I posed in the beginning of this horoscope.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): We all need teachers. We all need guides and instructors and sources of inspiration from the day we’re born until the day we die. In a perfect world, each of us would always have a personal mentor who’d help us fill the gaps in our learning and keep us focused on the potentials that are crying out to be nurtured in us. But since most of us don’t have that personal mentor, we have to fend for ourselves. We’ve got to be proactive as we push on to the next educational frontier. The next four weeks will be an excellent time for you to do just that, Libra.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): This is your last warning! If you don’t stop fending off the happiness and freedom that are trying to worm their way into your life, I’m going to lose my cool. Damn it! Why can’t you just accept good luck and sweet strokes of fate at face value?!

Why do you have to be so suspicious and mistrustful?! Listen to me: The abundance that’s lurking in your vicinity is not the setup for a cruel cosmic joke. It’s not some wicked game designed to raise your expectations and then dash them to pieces. Please, Scorpio, give in, and let the good times wash over you.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Let’s observe a moment of silence for the illusion that is in the process of disintegrating. It has been a pretty illusion, hasn’t it? Filled with hope and gusto, it has fueled you with motivation. But then again — on second thought — its prettiness was more the result of clever packaging than inner beauty. The hope was somewhat misleading, the gusto contained more than a little bluster and the fuel was an inefficient source of motivation. Still, let’s observe a moment of silence anyway. Even dysfunctional mirages deserve to be mourned. Besides, its demise will fertilize a truer and healthier and prettier dream that will contain a far smaller portion of illusion.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Judging from

the astrological omens, I conclude that the upcoming weeks will be a favorable time for you to engage in experiments befitting a mad scientist. You can achieve interesting results as you commune with powerful forces that are usually beyond your ability to command. You could have fun and maybe also attract good luck as you dream and scheme to override the rules.

What pleasures have you considered to be beyond your capacity to enjoy? It wouldn’t be crazy for you to flirt with them. You have license to be saucy, sassy and extra sly.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): A snail can slowly crawl over the edge of a razor blade without hurting itself. A few highly trained experts, specialists in the art of mind over matter, are able to walk barefoot over beds of hot coals without getting burned. According to my analysis of the astrological omens, Pisces, you now have the metaphorical equivalent of powers like these. To ensure that they’ll operate at peak efficiency, you must believe in yourself more than you ever have before. Luckily, life is now conspiring to help you do just that.

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2. “So much depends on what you are expecting.” 3. “What’s missing from the bird’s eye view is plain to see on the ground.” 4. “The questioning of the beautiful is always at least as important as the establishment of the beautiful.” 5. “Show me a man with two feet planted firmly on the ground, and I’ll show you a man who can’t get his pants on.”

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RIVERSIDE GAS STATION, BATHROOM KEY I was leaving the restroom. You came in and needed to take that terrible, ugly bathroom key from me to access the restroom. Our conversation was, “Can I take that?” and “Sure, here you go,” but I got such a good vibe from you I decided to post — something I would never normally do. Want to go snowboarding sometime? When: Thursday, November 16, 2017. Where: Riverside Ave. gas station. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914186 VERMONT LAW SCHOOL ELECTION VIBES We kept catching eyes and exchanged a quick hello in the hallway after the lunch presentation at VLS’ How to Run for Office event. I was wearing green pants and a blue blazer. You were with a group at a table by the back. Message me if you’re looking for either a fun date or a campaign manager! When: Saturday, November 11, 2017. Where: Vermont Law School.

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STEADY AT THE STEADY 45S I got to dance with you at Higher Ground and later in the kitchen. Loving our sweet getaways in the shadow of silos, under brilliant November stars, in the presence of tender serenades, coaxing in the light. When: Monday, October 23, 2017. Where: Higher Ground.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914183 WE TALKED ABOUT COWS You were visiting the farm, and we chatted in the barn. I was too shy to give you my number, but you told me your name was Claire and that you lived in Strafford. You had straight blond hair, wire-rim glasses and the sweetest smile. I don’t know if you’re interested in women. If not, then let’s be friends.

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You: Woman. Me: Man. #914177 HANNAFORD, YOU KNOW WHERE We made eye contact in one aisle, then a few more, and it was getting hot! If I didn’t need to go back to work right off, I would have loved to have fun in the parking lot. Nothing hotter than a woman telling a man what she thinks and being spontaneous and forward! Wish more women said what they were thinking. When: Monday, November 6, 2017. Where: Hannaford.

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You: Man. Me: Woman. #914174 SOUTH END LAMB CHOP Daydreaming up excuses to fill my growlette with the amazing beer that you make. We occupy the same circle, but I see you on the other side just out of reach. Whenever our paths have overlapped, I am drawn to your quick smile and my heart does a floppy cartwheel. When: Wednesday, November 1, 2017. Where: Zero Gravity.

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You: Woman. Me: Man. #914168 10/30 DISCODEAD Tiger, everything about all of you was the sexiest in the room. It was nice to dance side-by-side while we did. I would’ve liked to grab you and dance together, but that would’ve been out of character for me. Maybe next time, when I’m not in costume, I will! —The quiet one in the Canadian tux. When: Tuesday, October 31, 2017. Where: Nectar’s.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914167 STRAWBERRY BREAD BAKER Happy birthday, and congrats! Change of heart, huh? My heart ceaselessly aches, and tears roll; the only salve is that I once held perfection. Keep doing right by the world. —B. When: Monday, October 30, 2017. Where: Wasson Hall. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914166 WHAT’S YOUR COSTUME? You were in red plaid behind the counter. You came over and asked me about my costume. I had a Jiji cat doll despite being Wednesday Addams. I wanted to talk to you more, but I was with a friend and am kinda awkward in general. I would love to know what your costume is going to be. When: Saturday, October 28, 2017. Where: the Archives.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914165 SEXY OWL WOMAN AT P. PIE You were the sexy owl woman. I had gray pants and a black T-shirt. Your wings were wonderful, your mask mesmerizing, your tail feathers tantalizing. We pressed into each other for Carlo’s set, and I loved it! Let’s dance together again sometime, owl outfit optional. When: Friday, October 27, 2017. Where: Positive Pie, Montpelier.

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ASK ATHENA Dear Athena,

I think I’d like to try having an open marriage. My husband and I have been talking about it for some time but never really thought we could do it. Now we think we would like to give it a try. What do you think? What could help us do this without breaking up? We love each other a lot.

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My word count isn’t big enough to take on all the dynamics of an open marriage, but I love a good “adventures in wedlock” question. While nothing I say will guarantee you’ll make it through this evolution intact, here are some points to consider before heading down the road.

1. No two open marriages are the same. You can read all about it, including my little nuggets of wisdom here, but only you and your hubby can define the terms of your marriage. Just like your marriage vows, you two must decide — together — what the rules of your new arrangement will be.

2. In an open marriage, you have to be open with one another. Easy to remember, right? Even if you decide to keep your extramarital experiences private with a “don’t ask, don’t tell” approach, you must always honor your relationship by being honest. If you’re struggling with the terms you agreed upon, own up to it. This rule is key to any relationship, FYI. 3. While we’re on the honesty train, be sure to apply a full-disclosure policy with your new partners, as well. Some relationships you enjoy may be casual flings; others may last longer. Regardless of your status, be up-front about your situation. Your new lovers may feel like they’re part of an experiment, or they may have different expectations than you. Be clear with them. Put yourself in their shoes.

4. Lastly, an open marriage isn’t about exclusion or distance from your spouse. It’s about the potential to experience deeper love, connection and gratitude.

Not everyone can handle this kind of arrangement.

In addition to open communication, you and your husband must begin with a sturdy foundation of genuine respect. You may want to experience intimacy with someone new, but you have to want that for your partner, too.

Open marriage or not, a good relationship means maintaining your bond while never limiting your partner’s growth. If, for you two, that means dipping your toes into uncharted waters, then proceed — carefully!

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Athena

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