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“It was scary. You could tell that people had been drinking and they should not have been driving,” Warren said. He added: “I just don’t want anyone to get hurt.”

Colchester Police Chief Jennifer Morrison was sympathetic. “I’ve been straight up that we do not want this event back in our community in 2017,” she said. She urged residents to call police if they spot any problems.

Dewyea, who was at the meeting, heard the concerns. He pledged to seek out more volunteers to pick up trash and to get the event to run more smoothly.

“Has it gotten too large for the area?” he asked. He answered his own question: “Probably, yes.”

He said he’s unlikely to do it again next year.

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PRETTY PYROTECHNICS

1. “Planned Raftapalooza Makes Waves in Colchester” by Molly Walsh. This year’s floating party at Thayer Beach — scheduled for July 23 — might be the last.

2. “‘Running Wild With Bear Grylls’ to Film on Lake Champlain With Likely Guest Shaquille O’Neal” by Molly Walsh. The 7-foot-1 NBA legend will team up with the reality-show survivalist to film an episode this week somewhere near Willsboro, N.Y. 3. “Sanders to Put Hold on Federal GMO Deal”

by Terri Hallenbeck. Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) used procedural maneuvering to try to stop a GMO labeling bill that would preempt Vermont’s.

4. “Drifters Café and Bar Opens in Burlington’s Old North End” by Hannah Palmer Egan. The new eatery will have pastries and coffee in the morning and dishes such as parsnip gnocchi and duckconfit tacos for dinner.

5. “A Reporter Gathers With the Rainbow Family” by Mark Davis. Seven Days got an inside look at the annual fest, held this year at Mount Tabor.

Little Burlington delivered some big booms on Sunday night in celebration of Independence Day. Love that prefireworks air show.

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They lashed their motorboats together to form a flotilla, drank beer on paddleboards and rafts, and “rocked out to a band set up on a raft off Thayer Beach,” staff writer Molly Walsh wrote on our Off Message blog.

They caused a stir, too.

In anticipation of this year’s Raftapalooza — it’s set for July 23 — residents came together June 29 at the Colchester Police Department to complain about the noise, public drunkenness and trash they say it has generated in the past.

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MARINA FOR WHOM?

[“Burlington Harbor Marina Gets Council Approval,” June 28] is hardly a win for city residents and taxpayers. First, the lease terms are minimal — about $2,200 a month during the first year month and barely twice that for years two through 40. Yes, the city will take a cut of the gate — whether gross or net isn’t clear in the agreement — but the first $565,000 is exempt in year one, and, as reporter Alicia Freese writes, the first $1.13 million is exempt thereafter.

And BHM will have the free use of 23 parking spaces in season. Had Burlington Parks & Recreation been allowed to build it, we could have done much better financially.

What else is not to like? Consultants estimate that $125,000 may be needed to shore up the footings on the south wall of city’s water treatment facility. Then there’s the $800,000 in direct TIF subsidy to the developers whose repayment from tax increments on leased public property seems a contradiction in terms. Third, maps of the project indicate boat launching facilities but virtually no boat storage. That was a puzzle until one notices an 11-foot road from the launching ramp to the Urban Reserve. This project will operate as a marine storage facility for much of the year, but its constrained footprint will require the use of Urban Reserve for boat maintenance and storage.

What profit-oriented marina wouldn’t sell repair services and storage?

All parties to this agreement should spell out their plans for the Urban Reserve

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or erase that dotted line that indicates a road running from the marina to the heart of our northern public park area.

Charles Simpson

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TROUBLED WATERS

[“Rowing Pains,” June 29] missed the crux of this story. The online headline, “Water Rights: Scullers vs. Motorboats in Craftsbury,” is dumbed down and incendiary. Scullers and motorboats are not the issue. Craftsbury Outdoor Center, the commercial operation that brings scullers to Great Hosmer Pond in numbers far greater than is practical, is. Since Judy Geer and Dick Dreissigacker purchased it in 2008, COC has consistently pushed the lake’s capacity. Many public users of the lake are put off by COC’s attitude that its use of the lake is somehow more prestigious and thus more worthy.

Great Hosmer is legally defined as a Vermont public body of water. While one can cocoon COC as a nonprofit inside a foundation, in reality, it’s a commercial operation, if not an outright R&D arm of Concept2. There is significant disparity between what COC claims to be and what in practice it really is. While COC offers “perks” to the community, these are well-placed public relations maneuvers designed to placate the locals and help grease the, uh, oar locks.

Don’t think for a minute this isn’t about the money.

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Past generations have made peaceful and coexisting use of the lake. The presence of COC has changed the chemistry and created chaos at Great Hosmer. Is there another public body of water in Vermont where the public needs to set up an appointment in order to use a lake?

Michael Thurston

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In Paul Heintz’s June 29 Fair Game column [“Truant Story”], he notes that gubernatorial candidate Bruce Lisman hasn’t yet figured out whether he will support Donald Trump.

At this stage, with all of the publicly available information, if Lisman isn’t smart enough to know whether he supports Trump or not, then he’s obviously not smart enough to be governor.

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I would like to comment on the gun purchase by your bonehead investigative reporter wannabe [Fair Game: “The Gun,” June 15]. As the pro-gun people say: “If you take away our guns, only criminals will have them.”

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Any law-abiding gun owner would have seen that the type of deal Heintz pulled borders on the illegal if not immoral. I will bet you anything that the gun in question was stolen. Would he have bought a TV or CD player under those conditions?

Then to top it off, Brain Dead leaves the gun in his backseat of his car in downtown Burlington. I guess they should expand the questions on the federal form to include: Are you now or have you ever been a member of the press? An affirmative is an automatic rejection!

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I want to sincerely thank Paul Heintz for [Fair Game: “The Gun,” June 15]. I hope that this story will shock the state out of its general smugness about its gun laws. That he could purchase something so lethal without at least getting carded — like the people buying beer later on in his piece — is something to contemplate with awe.

Burlington Police Chief Brandon del Pozo said of Heintz’s purchase: “We’re beginning to see some of the consequences of access to these types of weapons.” I survived a drive-by shooting. About 20 years after that, I lost a female friend to semiautomatic fire — over a town zoning issue. The shooter, a responsible gun owner up until then, had purchased a weapon similar to Heintz’s and in nearly as casual a manner. I knew the man, too. It is evident that few in our status quo really care about those who pay the consequences. Orlando will change nothing. Neither will the next one.

Vermont has been extremely lucky that it has not endured its own Aurora, Newtown or Tucson. This could change at any second. Maybe the next individual who buys an AR-15 in a parking lot will not be so altruistic as Heintz.

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LOOKING FORWARD JULY 06-13, 2016 VOL.21 NO.43

Telling stories primarily with pictures is a challenge for writers because, you know, we like to use our words. But with the help of 17 ARTISTS, we reduced storylines to their essence for this fourth annual edition. Those artists range from current students at the CENTER FOR CARTOON STUDIES to longtime New Yorker contributor EDWARD KOREN. The latter, Vermont’s CARTOONIST LAUREATE, drew our cover in his famously hirsute style. Not all cartoons are “funnies,” of course. Inside you’ll find serious pieces about Vermont’s NEW LAWS, REFUGEE RESETTLEMENT and COMMUNITY POLICING. And we cover the arts with more art: a local KAREN CARPENTER tribute, a comic avatar of musician BILLY BRATCHER, a Japanese TATTOO EXHIBIT and more. Oh, and do enter our first-ever ADULT COLORING CONTEST! Go ahead, color the Bern.

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Catholics to Condos: A Story of Lost Land

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She’s Only Just Begun: Vermonter Sally Olson Sings on for Karen Carpenter

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Stuck in Vermont: Karen Carpenter is Sally Olson's musical icon. The '70s singer is the inspiration for the Carpenters Tribute Concert — a traveling show featuring Olson on vocals and Bill Reed on piano.

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Expect hardy stock among the two-year school’s pioneering mix of 20 undergraduate and graduate students. The first four applications, Sturm says, are graduating from the University of California at Berkeley, Cornell, Dartmouth and Bryn Mawr. Note to profs: Watch out that these high achievers don’t goof off in cartooning class by hiding Kant behind their comics.

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State of the Arts: Cartoon U The Center for Cartoon Studies won’t see its first students until next fall, but the White River Junction institution is already offering some top-drawer comics education. This Thursday, Pulitzer Prize-winning cartoon superstar Art Spiegelman drops by the Upper Valley for a two-part visit. That evening, he crosses the Connecticut River for a $100-a-head sequential-art soirée hosted by CCS cofounder and Hartland resident James Sturm.

Proceeds from the reception, which features a Q&A session, will go toward creating spaces for classrooms, labs, studios and a gallery in the 1929 Colodny Surprise Department Store. The appearance is the center’s first fundraising event, but Sturm

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Neat freaks, beware! The Dirty Girl Mud Run may not be for you. But if you’re down to roll in some mud while running, jumping, climbing and — according to the website — “laughing” your way through a 14-obstacle course, head to Killington this weekend.

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The needle-sharp showing of traditional techniques is part of Middlebury College Museum of Art’s exhibit of Japanese tattoos, “Perseverance.”

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Singular Strings SATURDAY 9 On Saturday, aspiring performers step up to the stage for the Southern Vermont Idol. Much like the television show it emulates, the Bellows Falls competition relies on both judges and audience members to winnow the winner from a crowd of hopefuls.

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Over the last 6 years state spending has increased by more than $700 million, requiring massive increases in taxes, fees and surcharges. Where was Phil Scott? He went along with Gov. Shumlin who increased our state budget by 5 percent, in an economy that is growing at less than 2 percent.

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Get ready for a Shaq attack.

Ex-NBA great Shaquille O’Neal is expected to perform a stunt for a reality TV show that is shooting this week on Lake Champlain. A producer for the NBC program “Running Wild With Bear Grylls” visited the Coast Guard station on the Burlington waterfront last Thursday to ask Coasties to participate in the event, said Jason Balmer, a petty officer first class who met with the producer.

The producer said the 7-foot-1 legend, who will be inducted this year into the Naismith Memorial Basketball Hall of Fame, will likely be a guest on an episode to be shot Friday or Saturday on the New York side of the lake, according to Balmer. It would be filmed near the town of Willsboro, about 30 miles south of Plattsburgh.

The episode will include some aquatic derring-do, possibly involving a helicopter and a drone.

Producers asked the Coast Guard to “be in part of the show,” Balmer said. “The Coast Guard would assist Bear Grylls by getting them out of the situation, getting them out of the water.”

Ballmer said he didn’t know exactly what the stunt would be: “It’s something to do with their show — a survival-type thing.”

The request has gone up the chain of command, and higher-ups outside of Burlington are deciding whether or not the local Coast Guard can take part, Balmer said.

“Wild” features host Grylls and various celebrity guests as they paddle through crocodile-infested waters, scale cliffs, wander the desert and swim through pounding surf. Past guests include President Barack Obama — who appeared with Grylls in Alaska — actor Zac Efron and actress Michelle Rodriguez.

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Two years after the legislature approved it, Vermont’s much-ballyhooed, first-in-the-nation law requiring the labeling of food produced by genetic engineering went into effect Friday.

Advocates say it is a signal achievement in consumer rights. But it’s not clear how much change the average consumer will immediately notice.

The Vermont Office of the Attorney General says that because many packaged foods have long shelf lives, regulators are essentially granting a six-month grace period. Until January 1, regulators will assume that improperly labeled foods were packaged and distributed before Friday, and manufacturers will not be held liable if the labels are not in compliance.

However, the Attorney General’s Office warned that no manufacturer, retailer or producer will be granted an extension beyond that, and manufacturers can be fined $1,000 per violation.

The Associated Press reported that large companies such as General Mills and Campbell’s have printed and shipped labels complying with the law and foresee no problems.

Coca-Cola has said that some of its smaller brands could be temporarily unavailable in Vermont. And

U.S. Forest Service employees talk with participants at the Rainbow Family gathering

ACLU Criticizes Heavy-Handed Policing of Rainbow Gathering The American Civil Liberties Union of Vermont criticized the U.S. Forest Service and law enforcement agencies for what it called overzealous policing of the Rainbow Family of Living Light’s gathering in the Green Mountain National Forest.

The ACLU said it was inundated with complaints from Rainbow campers that police were running checkpoint-like stops, detaining people for minor infractions and subjecting them to drug searches without reasonable suspicion.

“We’ve also been told that people are pressured to consent to searches of their person, vehicle or belongings; that they are subjected to abusive and prolonged questioning by state, local and federal law enforcement; and that citations ... for petty federal offenses on public federal lands are being issued,” the ACLU said in a statement on Friday.

The ACLU’s comments come a day after Gov. Peter Shumlin called on law enforcement to ease up on the participants at the gathering in Mount Tabor. “I don’t want anyone harassed; I don’t want anyone hassled,” Shumlin said, according to WCAX. “Let’s live and let live.”

A Seven Days reporter spent time at the campsite and observed some light marijuana use but no acts of violence or serious disorder. Police, ranging from three officers to almost a dozen, kept a constant presence at the entrance to the camp.

The crowd size peaked over the Fourth of July weekend with more than 10,000 attending, according to the forest service.

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WCAX reported that Price Chopper confirmed that more than 3,000 products would not be stocked in its Vermont stores, including some products from Del Monte Foods and Hostess Brands.

Meanwhile, Vermont’s GMO law is still threatened. A bipartisan U.S. Senate GMO labeling bill — one seen as more lax than Vermont’s and favored by food manufacturers — would preempt Vermont’s law. Some argue that state-by-state labeling laws across the country will be unwieldy.

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Harry Bliss

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I STARTED BY CUSTOMIZING ACTION FIGURES FOR MY KIDS.

IN 2005, I TRIED TO REGISTER THE NAME “IMAGINATION WORKS,” BUT IT WAS TAKEN.

SPACE ZOMBIE TITAN is an astronaut mutated by a technoorganic virus. Where do I get this stuff? It just flows out of me.

I should be thrown in the asylum for doing this crap.

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He used hair from my Ariel doll for a Spawn figure!

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I’VE STRUGGLED WITH SERIOUS MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES TO GET WHERE I AM NOW.

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Now that the sea levels are rising, I’m sure someone out there is already thinking of ways of making a few quid/bucks (not that I’m interested myself, you understand). Who will profit — or, indeed, profiteer — from this sea change?

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submit to you, Chris, that given the various depredations of our modern era, the distinction between profiting and profiteering is, like the Louisiana coastline, rapidly eroding. In the olden days, profiteering involved an emergency, such as war, motivating an enterprising fella to rush in and make an easy buck.

Now, of course, we face a prospect of constant emergency, from steadily rising sea levels to increasingly extreme storms to lethal heat waves. It’s a good time to be in the air-conditioning business, is all I’m saying.

But there’s profiting and there’s profiting, if you know what I mean. So in the spirit of Old Testament-style judgment, I thought I’d arrange various ways one might cash in on climate change from least to most evil. Those wanting to make a profit in this arena are advised to stick near the top of this list if they want to keep their souls.

Renewable energy. One hopes, frankly, that there’s a greedy upstart or two out there trying to get rich off solar, wind,

geothermal, etc.; may they ever proliferate.

Flood mitigation. A proposed set of enormous gates, to be installed south of New York City’s Verrazano-Narrows Bridge as protection from another Hurricane Sandy-like storm surge, might cost something like $10 billion to build — which is, frankly, a steal given the potential scale of future flooding damage. Per tech website the Verge, flood-defense construction’s an industry that’s “poised to take off ”: It might hit $2 billion in the U.S. by 2020.

Trade. Hey, ice might be melting in the Arctic faster than anyplace else in the world, but that’s a boon for shipping.

When the Northern Sea Route — along Russia’s Arctic coast and through the Bering Strait — is open, as opposed to frozen, the trip from Europe to China shortens by nearly a third.

Land grabs. Foreseeing a lack of arable land and worrying about food shortages, investors in the U.S., China and elsewhere are buying up turf around the globe. When

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“sellers” are coerced by their own governments to play ball (as in Ethiopia and Cambodia), you can see where this might result in a little geopolitical tension. How tangled a web is this?

A 2014 study found that Chinese investors had purchased land in 33 countries; Ethiopia had sold land to 21 countries. A study from 2013, meanwhile, guessed that between 0.7 percent and 1.75 of agricultural land worldwide had either already been transferred from local to foreign ownership or was then in the process of being thus grabbed.

Arctic tourism. We recently discussed here a Russian nuclear icebreaker that offers two-week cruises to the North Pole. If you’re thinking about a longer and cushier vacation, the cruise ship Crystal Serenity, with a per-passenger carbon footprint three times that of a 747, will take you from Alaska via Greenland to New York; don’t miss, off the starboard deck, the poignant sight of polar bears starving to death atop dwindling ice floes.

Water. A New York hedge fund called Water Asset Management has begun buying up water rights worldwide in response to increasing drought.

In a Bloomberg article on climate-change investment, one financial adviser complains of an “overemphasis on [global warming’s] negative impacts”; kudos to these guys for their glass-half-full optimism, not to mention their pioneering adoption of a new form of economic colonialism. (Yes, moviegoers, you saw this at the very end of The Big Short, where it’s revealed that the Christian Bale character, the hedge-fund wonk who foresaw the housing crash, has since gone all-in on water.)

Arctic drilling. You’ll note the pleasing circularity at work here: by burning enough fossil fuels to warm the Earth sufficiently to melt the polar ice caps, we’ve now gained access to yet more fossil fuels buried under those ice caps.

There remain some challenges to extracting them: logistical, because the weather up there sucks; political, because Barack Obama has placed restrictions on the practice. Still,

one Bloomberg analyst said recently he’d be “very surprised” if these hurdles put oil and gas companies off forever. They’re nothing if not plucky.

Then there are cases where the ethics-payoff calculus gets more complicated. We hear lots of kvetching worldwide about the melting of Greenland’s ice sheet, but folks in Greenland are a good deal more sanguine about it — they anticipate that as ice depletion renders minerals, oil and gas more accessible and improves the local fishery, the island might finally have enough cash on hand to declare its independence from Denmark. So they benefit, albeit in a somewhat fraught manner.

And I haven’t even mentioned the Israeli desalination company now selling snowmaking machines to Alpine ski resorts, the firms providing high-end private firefighting services to rich Californians or any other of the go-getters who who demonstrate again and again the irrepressible vitality of the free market. The possibilities, really, are endless. Unlike, say, the continued health of the planet.

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“Our plan was to focus on wholesale for the first couple of years,” says Davis, “but we’re ready to have a public face.” Since opening for business, Davis and Dolginow have fermented their smallbatch ciders in the barn on Davis’ personal property, with supplementary production at VERMONT REFRIGERATED STORAGE, formerly the Shoreham Apple Co-op. The old co-op will still be used for shipping and distribution, but the new Kennedy Brothers location will be the main

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A modest bar area will have draft lines available for tasting, accompanied by simple bites such as local cheeses, charcuterie and roasted nuts — “light fare that goes great with our ciders,” says Davis. On-site sips might include cool glasses of earthy, dry Classic; aromatic, refreshing Arlo; and musky, spicy Basque. Small tanks will hold special-release blends only available in-house, such as “Pèt-Nat,” an unfiltered cider naturally fermented from “lost” apple varietals and old-world English breeds.

Shacksbury’s facility will occupy the white masonry section of the L-shaped Kennedy Brothers building, a former creamery built in 1909 and restored in 2012.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C1075-7 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On June 24, 2016, 222 Franklin, Inc., 44 Park Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452 filed application #4C1075-7 for a project generally described as the demolition of Buildings B and C and construction of a 8,882 sf building with 40 1-bedroom units and 4 studios and remove part of Building G to create five new parking spaces.

The Project is located on Franklin Street in Essex Junction, Vermont.

The District #4 Environ-

mental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Essex Junction Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. The application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C1075-7”.

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before July 19, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless

the Commission holds a public hearing.

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If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 19, 2016.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 28th day of June, 2016.

By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C1293 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On June 21, 2016, Ropes End, LLC, P.O. Box 3, Westford, VT 05494 filed application #4C1293 for a project generally described as conversion of an existing barn to a K-3 private school, construction of an 840 sf addition and parking lot. The Project is located on 217 Brookside Road in Westford, Vermont.

The District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Westford Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below.

The application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C1293”.

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before July 20, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the

hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by July 20, 2016.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

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Vermont this 29th day and the City 6/27/16 FSBO-PeteAkey061516.indd 12:15 PMof 1 of BurlingJune, 2016. ton’s Code of Ordinances: By: /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: Sec. 7A. Accessible Spaces Designated.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) - (38) As Written.

(39) Space in front of [63] 59 Cedar Street on the south side of Cedar Street.

(40)-(164) As Written.

Adopted this 15th day of June, 2016 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director – Technical Services Adopted 06/15/16; Published 07/06/16; Effective 07/27/16.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles,

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Sec. 7A. Accessible Spaces Designated.

No person shall park any vehicle at any time in the following locations, except automobiles displaying special handicapped license plates issued pursuant to 18 V.S.A. 1325, or any amendment or renumbering thereof: (1) - (164) As Written.

(165) On the south side of Lyman Avenue in front of 57 Lyman Avenue.

(166) On the south side of Maple Street directly across from Harrington Terrace.

Adopted this 15th day of June, 2016 by the Board of Public Works Commissioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director – Technical Services Adopted 06/15/16; Published 07/06/16 Effective 07/27/16.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Appendix C, Motor Vehicles, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: 12-1 No parking except vehicles loading or unloading.

No person shall park a vehicle at the following locations unless engaged in loading or unloading the vehicle: (1) - (6) As Written.

(7) [On the south side of Maple Street beginning at the entrance to the Champlain College Courtyard and extending east for thirty (30) feet for a maximum time

limit of thirty (30) min- 6/13/16 June, 2016PM by the Board 1 FSBO-Weeber070616.indd 1:11 utes.] Reserved. of Public Works Commis(8)-(51) As Written. sioners: (52) On the south side of Maple Street in the Attest Norman Baldwin, pull-off beginning one P.E. hundred eighteen (118) Assistant Director – feet east of South WilTechnical Services lard Street and extending twenty-five (25) feet Adopted 6/15/16; east.

Published 07/06/16; Effective 07/27/16.

Adopted this 15th day of Material in [Brackets] June, 2016 by the Board delete. of Public Works Commis- Material underlined add. sioners: Attest Norman Baldwin, P.E. Assistant Director – Technical Services Adopted06/15/16; Published 07/06/16; Effective 07/27/16.

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CITY OF BURLINGTON TRAFFIC REGULATIONS The following traffic regulations are hereby enacted by the Public Works Commission as amendments to Chapter 20, Motor Vehicles and Traffic, and the City of Burlington’s Code of Ordinances: 20-55 General Prohibitions (a) No operator or driver of any vehicle shall stop, stand or park the same in any of the following places, except when necessary to avoid conflict with other traffic or in compliance with the direction of a police officer or official traffic sign or except momentarily to pick up or discharge a passenger: (1)-(2) As Written (3) [Within six (6) feet of a fire hydrant, or within a designated fire lane;] Within a six-foot diameter circle centered around a fire hydrant and a six-foot wide continuous path to the center of the public way with the hydrant or fire protection system being at the center of this six-foot path, or within a designated fire lane.

(4)-(15) As Written.

Adopted this 15th day of

HOWARDCENTER If you received services from Howard Center and would like a copy of your record, please contact Howard Center’s Health Information Department at 488-6000. In order to protect individuals’ privacy, the agency routinely destroys healthcare records after retaining them for the number of years required by law.

NOTICE OF TAX SALE The resident and nonresident owners, lienholders and mortgagees of land in the Town of Huntington, County of Chittenden, and State of Vermont, are hereby notified that the taxes assessed by such Town for the fiscal years 7/1/116/30/15 remain either in whole or in part unpaid on the real property and/or mobile homes hereinbelow described and situated in the Town of Huntington and so much of said real property and/or mobile homes will be sold at a public auction in front of the Town Offices located on Main Street in the Town of Huntington on the 20th day of July, 2016, at 10:00 a.m. in the forenoon, as shall be required to discharge said taxes with costs, unless previously paid: PROPERTY 1: Being a 0.24-acre parcel of land, together with a dwelling located thereon, owned

by John Ford located at 74 Bridge Street, Huntington, Vermont. Being all and the same land and premises, together

Location, privacy, reasonable taxes, 3-BR, remodeled home on town maintained dead end, dirt road with 30 acres, 2 barns, fenced yard, screened porch and more. $257,000.

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with improvements thereon, conveyed to John Ford by Limited Warranty Deed of New England Federal Credit Union dated January 23, 2015, and of record in Book 107, Pages 588-589 of the Town of Huntington Land Records.

(Parcel ID #003021) PROPERTY 2: Being a parcel of land, together with a mobile home located thereon, owned

by Gregory S. Harriman and Rolinda Goodrich located at 1553 Camels Hump Road, Huntington, Vermont. Being all and the same land and premises, together with improvements thereon, conveyed to Gregory S. Harriman and Rolinda Goodrich by Quit-Claim Deed of the Town of Huntington dated July 14, 1998, and of record in Book 59, Pages 17-18 of the Town of Huntington Land Records. (Parcel ID #022280) PROPERTY 3: Being a 1998 14’ x 80’ Redman Georgetown mobile home owned by Matthew Melendy and Kathleen Melendy located at 73 Cherry Lane, Lazy Brook Trailer Park, Huntington, Vermont.

Said mobile home was conveyed to Matthew Melendy and Kathleen Melendy by Vermont Mobile Home Uniform Bill of Sale of Latham Trailer Sales Inc. dated May 6, 1998, and of record in the Town of Huntington Land Records. (Parcel ID #002081-02) PROPERTY 4: Being a 0.7-acre parcel of land, together with all improvements thereon, owned by Markley E. Smith, Marijke Irene Smith, Nils E. Smith and Jennifer A. DoucetBaer located at 55 Bert White Road, Huntington, Vermont. Being all and the same land and premises, together with improvements thereon, conveyed to Markley E. Smith, Marijke Irene Smith, Nils E. Smith and Jennifer A. Doucet-Baer

by Executor’s Deed of

Mary Liberty, Executrix 7/1/16 1:58 PM of the Estate of Barnet E. Liberty, dated August 26, 2009, and of record in Book 99, Pages 614-615 of the Town of Huntington Land Records.

(Parcel ID #016110) PROPERTY 5: Being a 2.2-acre parcel of land, together with a dwelling located thereon, owned

by Leon Stokes and Colleen Stokes located at 9283 Main Road, Huntington, Vermont. Being all and the same land and premises, together with all improvements thereon, conveyed to Leon Stokes and Colleen Stokes by Warranty Deed of Leon Stokes dated November 24, 2015, and of record in Book 108, Pages 737-738 of the Town of Huntington Land Records. (Parcel ID #070330) PROPERTY 7: Being a one-acre parcel of land, together with a mobile home located thereon, owned by Timothy A. Tinker, Lou Ann Tinker and Ola E. Zeno located at 1876 Camels Hump Road, Huntington, Vermont. Being all and the same land and premises, together with improvements thereon, conveyed to Timothy A. Tinker, Lou Ann Tinker and Ola E. Zeno

by Quitclaim Deed of Ola E. Zeno dated November 23, 1983, and of record in Book 31, Page 534 of the Town of Huntington Land Records. (Parcel ID #022080) Information regarding the amount of taxes due may be obtained through Joseph D. Fallon, Esq., Attorney for the Collector of Delinquent Taxes, Brent Lamoureux, at 802-482-2137.

DATED at Hinesburg, Vermont, this 19th day of May, 2016. s/ Brent Lamoureux BRENT LAMOUREUX, Collector of Delinquent Taxes for the Town of Huntington

SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS STATE OF VERMONT CALEDONIA UNIT, CIVIL DIVISION VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO: 307-1214 CACV CITIFINANCIAL SERVICING LLC v.

BRUCE DONOVAN, ADMINISTRATOR OF THE ESTATE OF MERIL M. LABOUNTY, CITIFINANCIAL SERVICING, LLC OCCUPANTS OF 85 FOREST AVENUE, ST. JOHNSBURY, VT MORTGAGEE’S NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE OF REAL PROPERTY UNDER 12 V.S.A. sec 4952 et seq.

In accordance with the Judgment Order and Decree of Foreclosure entered November 20, 2015 in the above captioned action brought to foreclose that certain mortgage given by Meril M. Labounty Sr. and Margaret A. Labounty to CitiFinancial, Inc., dated November 15, 2006 and recorded in Book 320 Page 125 of the land records of the Town of St. Johnsbury, of which mortgage the Plaintiff is the present holder, by virtue of an Assignment of Mortgage from CFNA Receivables (MD), Inc.

f/k/a CitiFinancial, Inc. to CitiFinancial Servicing, LLC dated December 23, 2013 and recorded in Book 379 Page 232 of the land records of the Town of St. Johnsbury, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 85 Forest Avenue, St. Johnsbury, Vermont on July 28, 2016 at 12:00 p.m. all and singular the premises described in said mortgage, To wit: All that certain parcel of land in Town of St. Johnsbury, Caledonia County, State of VT, as more fully described on Book 238 Page 067 ID# IV067010, being known and designated as all and the same land and premises as conveyed to the Grantor herein, Michelle Paez, (now known as Michelle Paez Pearce), and Joyce M. Giacco (now deceased) as joint tenants with full rights of survivorship and not as tenants in common, by Warranty Deed of Joyce M. Giacco, dated June 28, 1985, and recorded in Book 183, Page 32 and 33, of

the St. Johnsbury Land Records.

Being the same property conveyed by Fee Simple Deed from Michelle Paez Pearce, formerly Michelle Paez to Meril M. Labounty, Sr. and Margaret A. Labounty, husband and wife, tenancy by entirety, dated 05/23/1997 recorded on 05/27/1997 in Book 238, Page 067 in Caledonia County Records, State of VT. Reference is hereby made to the above instruments and to the records and references contained therein in further aid of this description.

Terms of sale: Said premises will be sold and conveyed subject to all liens, encumbrances, unpaid taxes, tax titles, municipal liens and assessments, if any, which take precedence over the said mortgage above described.

TEN THOUSAND ($10,000.00) Dollars of the purchase price must be paid in cash, certified check, bank treasurer's or cashier's check at the time and place of the

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The balance of the purchase price shall be paid in cash, certified check, bank treasurer's or cashier's check within thirty (30) days after the date of sale.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale. Other terms to be announced at the sale.

DATED : June 20, 2016 By: /S/ Bozena Wysocki, Esq. Bozena Wysocki, Esq. Bendett and McHugh, PC 270 Farmington Ave., Ste. 151 Farmington, CT 06032 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 528-6-16 CNCV IN RE: ABANDONED MOBILE HOME OF ELIZABETH BESSETTE NOTICE OF HEARING A hearing on CDI’s Verified Complaint to declare as abandoned

and uninhabitable the mobile home of the late Elizabeth Bessette located at 9 Avenue B, at the mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park has been set for July 14, 2016 at 10:00 a.m. at the Vermont Superior Court, Chittenden Unit, Civil Division, 175 Main Street, Burlington, Vermont 05401.

Dated this 29th day of June, 2016.

Christine Brock, Clerk VERIFIED COMPLAINT FOR ABANDONMENT PURSUANT TO 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) (Uninhabitable) NOW COMES CDI Development Fund, Inc. (“CDI”), by and through its counsel Nadine L. Scibek, and hereby complains pursuant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(i) as follows: CDI, a foreign 1. non-profit corporation with a principal place of business in Shelburne Falls, Massachusetts, is the record owner of a mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont.

This Park is formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park (the “Park”). CDI purchased

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2. Elizabeth Bessette (“Bessette”) is the record owner of a certain mobile home, described as a 1970 Atlantic Mobile Home, 40 x 10, bearing serial number 2374 (the “Mobile Home”), located on 9 Avenue B at the North Avenue Co-op in Burlington, Vermont according to the City of Burlington Land Records. See attached Bill of Sale.

3. Bessette leased a lot in the Park for her mobile home from the prior owner of the Park.

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Bessette is deceased. She passed away on January 31, 2005. See attached Vermont Certificate of Death.

The mobile 5. home has been abandoned since February, 2005. The home is empty. The last known resident of the mobile home was Elizabeth Bessette. No efforts or attempts have been made to remove the home from the Park.

The follow6. ing security interests, mortgages, liens and encumbrances appear of record with respect to the mobile home: Through May 12, 2016,

Owner Bessette is in arrears on obligations to pay property taxes to the City of Burlington, Vermont in the aggregate amount of $2,334.66, plus any additional interest/penalties. The delinquent property taxes are now a lien on the property.

No debt was 7. transferred to CDI upon the sale of the Park for this Lot. 8.

The Park sent written notice by certified mail to the City of Burlington on May 11, 2016 of its intent to commence this abandonment action. See attached.

The mobile 9. home is uninhabitable.

Jay Leclair, Duly Authorized Agent for the Park, will testify under oath as to the poor and unlivable condition of this mobile home at the abandonment hearing.

WHEREFORE, the Park Owner respectfully requests that the Honorable Court enter an order as follows: Declare that 1. the mobile home has been abandoned; 2.

Transfer the mobile home which is unfit for human habitation to the Park owner CDI without a public

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auction so that it may be removed and disposed of accordingly.

Order pursu3. ant to 10 V.S.A. § 6249(j) that the mobile home and any security deposit paid be conveyed to the Park Owner in “as is” condition, and free from all liens and other encumbrances of record.

DATED AT Burlington, Vermont this 22nd day of June, 2016.

Nadine L. BY: Scibek Attorney for CDI

DATED at Plattsburgh, New York this 20th day of June, 2016.

By: JEREMIAH WARD Duly Authorized Agent for CDI VERIFICATION STATE OF NEW YORK CLINTON COUNTY, SS. At Plattsburgh on this 20th day of June, 2016, Jeremiah Ward, Duly Authorized Agent of CDI Development Fund, Inc., owner of the mobile home park located on North Avenue in Burlington, Vermont formerly known as Farrington’s Mobile Home Park being

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Before me, Steven J. Labombard, Jr., Notary Public My Commission Expires: 7/6/19 STATE OF VERMONT WASHINGTON UNIT, 6,000-45,550 +/- square feet of 10,000-47,000 +/- square feet of CIVIL DIVISION warehouse, distribution and ofwarehouse with additional 20,000 VERMONT SUPERIOR fice space available near I-89 Exit +/- square feet of office or wareCOURT 12 and Tafts Corners. Features house that can be added. Features DOCKET NO: 736-11temperature controlled manufac13 loading docks, 35’ clearance, amFernando Cresta 15 WNCV turing/warehouse space, internal ple parking and flexible floor plans.

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TINA M. CADORETTE AND ALBERT J. CADORETTE, JR. OCCUPANTS OF 8 WENDELL PLACE, Orlando, Florida 32825 at the Office of the Clerk CASE IF YOU DO NOT where you can get free BARRE, VT CW-Nedde1-062216.indd 1 6/27/16 CW-Nedde2-062216.indd 10:56 AMif you 1 at 8 Wendell Place, and of the Superior Court for GIVE YOUR WRITTEN legal help.

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THIS SUMMONS IS DIRECTED TO: Albert J. Cadorette, Jr. 1. YOU ARE BEING SUED. The Plaintiff has started a lawsuit against you.

A copy of the Plaintiff’s Complaint against you is on file and may be obtained at the office of the clerk of this court, Washington Unit, Civil Division, Vermont Superior Court, 65 State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602. Do not throw this paper away. It is an official paper that affects your rights.

2. PLAINTIFF’S CLAIM. Plaintiff’s claim is a Complaint in Foreclosure which alleges that you have breached the terms of a Promissory Note and Mortgage Deed dated December 28, 2004.

Plaintiff’s action may effect your interest in the property described in the Land Records of the City of Barre at Volume 219 Page 209. The Complaint also seeks relief on the Promissory Note executed by you. A copy of the Complaint is on file and may be obtained

the County of Washington, State of Vermont.

3. YOU MUST REPLY WITHIN 41 DAYS TO PROTECT YOUR RIGHTS. You must give or mail the Plaintiff a written response called an Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published, which is August 19, 2016. You must send a copy of your answer to the Plaintiff or the Plaintiff’s attorney, Loraine L. Hite, Esq. of Bendett and McHugh, PC, located at 270 Farmington Avenue, Ste. 151, Farmington, CT 06032. You must also give or mail your Answer to the Court located at 65 State Street, Montpelier, VT 05602.

4. YOU MUST RESPOND TO EACH CLAIM. The Answer is your written response to the Plaintiff’s Complaint. In your Answer you must state whether you agree or disagree with each paragraph of the Complaint.

If you believe the Plaintiff should not be given everything asked for in the Complaint, you must say so in your Answer.

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ANSWER TO THE COURT. If you do not Answer within 41 days after the date on which this Summons was first published and file it with the Court, you will lose this case. You will not get to tell your side of the story, and the Court may decide against you and award the Plaintiff everything asked for in the complaint.

6. YOU MUST MAKE ANY CLAIMS AGAINST THE PLAINTIFF IN YOUR REPLY. Your Answer must state any related legal claims you have against the Plaintiff. Your claims against the Plaintiff are called Counterclaims.

If you do not make your Counterclaims in writing in your answer you may not be able to bring them up at all.

Even if you have insurance and the insurance company will defend you, you must still file any Counterclaims you may have.

7. LEGAL ASSISTANCE. You may wish to get legal help from a lawyer.

If you cannot afford a lawyer, you should ask the court clerk for information about places

cannot get legal help, you must still give the court a written Answer to protect your rights or you may lose the case.

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ORDER

/s/ Timothy B. Tomasi Hon. Timothy B. Tomasi Presiding Judge

The Affidavit duly filed in this action shows that service cannot be made with due diligence by any of the methods provided in Rules 4(d)-(f), (k), or (l) of the Vermont Rules of Civil Procedure. Accordingly, it is ORDERED that service of the Summons set forth above shall be made upon the defendant, ALBERT J. CADORETTE, JR., by publication as provided in Rules 4(d)(l) and 4 (g) of those Rules.

This order shall be published once a week for 3 weeks beginning July 10, 2016 in the Seven Days, a newspaper of the general circulation in Washington County, and in the Orlando Sentinel, a newspaper of general circulation in the County of Orange, State of Florida, and a copy of this summons and order as published shall be mailed to the defendant Albert J. Cadorette, Jr. at 124 Cinnamon Drive,

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ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP This caregivers support group meets on the 3rd Wed. of every mo. from 5-6:30 p.m. at the Alzheimer’s Association Main Office, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Suite 128, Williston.

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BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS AND PREGNANT WOMEN Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But, it can also be a time of stress that is often compounded by hormonal swings. If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth and feel you need some help with managing emotional bumps in the road that can come with motherhood, please come to this free support group lead by an experienced pediatric Registered Nurse. Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531.

BEREAVEMENT/GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Meets every other Mon. night, 6-7:30 p.m., & every other Wed., 10-11:30 a.m., in the Conference Center at

Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. The group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Info, Ginny Fry or Jean Semprebon, 223-1878.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., St. Johnsbury. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury.

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BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets the 3rd Thu. of the mo. at the Unitarian Church ramp entrance, 1:302:30 p.m. St. Johnsbury support group meets the 3rd Wed. montly at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., 1:00-2:30 p.m. Colchester Evening support group meets the 1st Wed. monthly at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Brattleboro meets at Brooks Memorial Library on the 1st Thu. monthly from 1:15-3:15 p.m. and the 3rd Mon. montly from 4:15-6:15 p.m. White River Jct. meets the 2nd Fri. montly at Bugbee Sr. Ctr. from 3-4:30 p.m.

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SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS CELEBRATE RECOVERY Overcome any hurt, habit or hangup in your life! This confidential 12-Step recovery program puts faith in Jesus Christ at the heart of healing. We offer multiple support groups for both men & women, such as chemical dependency, codependency, sexual addiction & pornography, food issues, & overcoming abuse. All 18+ are welcome; sorry, no childcare. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.; we begin at 7 p.m. Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Rd., Essex. Info: recovery@essexalliance.org, 878-8213.

CELEBRATE RECOVERY Celebrate Recovery meetings are for anyone with struggles with hurt, habits and hang ups, which includes everyone in some way.

We welcome everyone at Cornerstone Church in Milton which meets every Friday night at 7-9 p.m. We’d love to have you join us and discover how your life can start to change.

Info: 893-0530, Julie@ mccartycreations.com.

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5:15-6:15 p.m. every other Monday (beginning 1/25/2016), Pathways Vermont, 125 College St., 2nd floor, Burlington.

Contact: Cameron Mack cameron@ pathwaysvermont.org or 888 492 8218 x 404.

CELIAC & GLUTENFREE GROUP Every 2nd Wed., 4:30-6 p.m. at Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier. Free & open to the public! To learn more, contact Lisa at 598-9206 or lisamase@ gmail.com.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS CoDA is a 12-step fellowship for people whose common purpose is to develop healthy & fulfilling relationships. By actively working the program of Codependents Anonymous, we can realize a new joy, acceptance & serenity in our lives. Call for time and location. Tom, 238-3587, coda.org.

DECLUTTERERS’ SUPPORT GROUP Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe two or three of us can get together to help each other simplify.

989-3234, 425-3612.

COMING OFF PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION MUTUAL SUPPORT GROUP Through sharing experiences and resources, this group will provide support to individuals interested in coming off psychiatric medications, those in the process of psychiatric medication withdrawal or anyone looking for a space to explore their choices around psychiatric medication use. The group is also open to those supporting an in psychiatric enclosedindividual math operations

DISCOVER THE POWER OF CHOICE! SMART Recovery welcomes anyone, including family and friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. It is a science-based program that encourages abstinence. Specially trained volunteer facilitators provide leadership. Sundays at 5 p.m. at the 1st Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Volunteer facilitator: Bert, 399-8754. You can learn more at smartrecovery. org.

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Find support, peer-led support group. Meets once a month on Mondays in Burlington.

Please call for date and location. RSVP graspvt@gmail.com or call 310-3301.

GRIEF & RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP 1st & 3rd Wed. of every mo., 7-8 p.m., Franklin County Home Health Agency (FCHHA), 3 Home Health Cir., St. Albans. 527-7531.

HEARTBEAT VERMONT Have you lost a friend, colleague or loved one by suicide? Some who call have experienced a recent loss and some are still struggling w/ a loss from long ago.

Call us at 446-3577 to meet with our clinician, Jonathan Gilmore, at Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main St. All are welcome.

HELLENBACH CANCER SUPPORT Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107.

People living with cancer & their caretakers convene for support.

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LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship, dating, emotional &/or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe & supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, & offer & receive support.

Support groups also provide survivors an opportunity to gain information on how to better cope with feelings & experiences that surface because of the trauma they have experienced. Please call SafeSpace 863-0003 if you are interested in joining.

MALE SURVIVOR OF VIOLENCE GROUP A monthly, closed group for male identified survivors of violence including relationship, sexual assault, and discrimination. Open to all sexual orientations.

Contact 863-0003 for more information or safespace@pridecentervt.org.

MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS Do you have a problem with marijuana? MA is a free 12-step program where addicts help other addicts to get & stay clean. Ongoing Tue. at 6:30 p.m. and Sat. at 2 p.m. at Turning Point

MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP Area Myeloma Survivors, Families and Caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies and a support network by participating in the group experience with people that have been though similar situations. Third Tuesday of the month, 5-6 p.m. at the New Hope Lodge on East Avenue in Burlington. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@aol.com.

NAMI CONNECTION RECOVERY PEER SUPPORT GROUP Bennington, every Tue., 12-1:30 p.m., CRT Center, United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St.; Burlington, every Thu., 3-4:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St. (enter from parking lot); Rutland, every Sun., 4:30-6 p.m., Rutland Mental Health Wellness Center, 78 S. Main St.; St. Johnsbury, every Thu., 6:30-8 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 47 Cherry St. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, program@ namivt.org or 800639-6480. Connection groups are peer recovery support group programs for adults living with mental health challenges.

NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Brattleboro, 1st Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., 1st Congregational Church, 880 Western Ave., West Brattleboro; Burlington, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6 p.m., Community Health Center, Riverside Ave., Mansfield Conference Room; Burlington, 2nd & 4th Tue. of every mo., 7 p.m., HowardCenter, corner of Pine & Flynn Ave.; Berlin, 4th Mon. of every mo., 7 p.m.

Central Vermont Medical Center, Room 3; Georgia, 1st Tue. of every mo., 6 p.m., Georgia Public Library, 1697 Ethan Allen Highway (Exit 18, I-89); Manchester, 4th Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., Equinox Village, 2nd floor; Rutland, 3rd Mon. of every mo., 6 p.m., Rutland Regional Medical Center, Leahy Conference Ctr., room

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KINDRED CONNECTIONS PROGRAM OFFERED FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY CANCER SURVIVORS The Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients as well as caregivers are provided with a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. The program has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers.

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FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Families coping with addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults 18 & over struggling with the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one.

FCA is not 12-step based but provides a forum for those living this experience to develop personal coping skills & draw strength from one another. Weekly on Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Turning Point Center, corner of Bank St., Burlington. (Across from parking garage, above bookstore). thdaub1@gmail.com.

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Every Tue. & Thu., 4 p.m. G.Y.S.T. PYNK (for young women) meets weekly on Wed., 4 p.m.

Location: North Central Vermont Recovery Center, 275 Brooklyn St., Morrisville. Info: Lisa, 851-8120.

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Please call our hotline, 388-4205, or email am@womensafe.net for more information.

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SEXUAL VIOLENCE SUPPORT HOPE Works offers free support groups to women, men & teens who are survivors of sexual violence.

Groups are available for survivors at any stage of the healing process.

Intake for all support groups is ongoing. If you are interested in learning more or would like to schedule an intake to become a group member, please call our office at 864-0555, ext.

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SEX & LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step recovery group.

Do you have a problem w/ sex or relationships?

We can help. Ralph, 658-2657. Visit slaafws. org or saa-recovery.org for meetings near you.

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Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) Meetings in Barre Tue. 5:30-6:30 p.m. and Sat. 8:30-9:30 a.m., at the Episcopal Church

PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP This group meets on the second Tuesday, 10-11:30 a.m. of the month at Pillsbury Homestead Senior Community Residence at 3 Harborview Rd., St. Albans in the conference room next to the library on the first floor.

Wheelchair accessible.

Info: patricia_rugg18@ comcast.net.

QUEEN CITY MEMORY CAFÉ The Queen City Memory Café offers a social time & place for people with memory impairment & their fiends & family to laugh, learn & share concerns & celebrate feeling understood & connected. Enjoy coffee, tea & baked goods with entertainment & conversation. QCMC meets the 3rd Sat. of each mo., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Thayer Building, 1197 North Ave., Burlington. 316-3839.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS Do you worry about the way you eat? Overeaters Anonymous may have the answer for you. No weigh-ins, dues or fees.

Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Temple Sinai, 500 Swift St., S. Burlington. Info: 863-2655.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS 12-step. Sat., 9-10 a.m. Turning Point Center, 182 Lake St., St. Albans. Is what you’re eating, eating you? We can help. Call Valerie, 825-5481.

PROSTATE CANCER SUPPORT GROUP Held every 2nd Tue. of the mo., 6-8 p.m. at the Hope Lodge, 237 East Ave., Burlington. Newly diagnosed? Prostate cancer reoccurrence?

General discussion and sharing among survivors and those beginning or rejoining the battle. Info, Mary L. Guyette RN, MS, ACNS-BC, 274-4990, vmary@aol.com.

QUIT TOBACCO GROUPS Are you ready to be tobacco free? Join our FREE fi ve-week group classes facilitated by our Tobacco Treatment Specialists. We meet in a friendly, relaxed atmosphere. You may qualify for a FREE 8-week supply of nicotine replacement therapy. Contact us at (802)-847-7333 or QuitTobaccoClass@ UVMHealth.org.

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NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live w/ out the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 8624516 or cvana.org. Held in Burlington, Barre and St. Johnsbury.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS 12-step fellowship for people who identify as overeaters, compulsive eaters, food addicts, anorexics, bulimics, etc.

Tue., 7 p.m., St. James Episcopal Church, 4 St. James Place, Essex Jct. All are welcome; meeting is open. Info: Felicia, 777-7718.

PEER ACCESS LINE Isolated? Irritable?

Anxious? Lonely?

Excited? Bored?

Confused? Withdrawn?

Sad? Call us! Don’t hesitate for a moment.

We understand! It is our choice to be here for you to listen. Your feelings do matter. 321-2190.

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If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, info@namivt. org or 800-639-6480.

Family Support Group meetings are for family & friends of individuals living mental illness.

of the Good Shepherd, 39 Washington St. Info, Valerie 279-0385. Meetings in Burlington Thurs.

7:30-8:30 a.m., at the First United Church, 21 Buell St. Info, Geraldine, 730-4273. Meetings in Johnson occur every Sun., 5:30-6:30 p.m., at the Johnson Municipal Building, Rte. 15 (just west of the bridge). Info, Debbie Y., 888-5958. Meetings in Montpelier occur every Mon., 5:30-6:30 p.m. at Bethany Church, 115 Main St. Info, Joan, 223-3079. Meetings in Morrisville occur every Sat., 10-11 a.m., at the First Congregational Church, 85 Upper Main St. Contacts: Anne, 888-2356.

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NORTHWEST VERMONT CANCER PRAYER & SUPPORT NETWORK A meeting of cancer patients, survivors & family members intended to comfort & support those who are currently suffering from the disease. 2nd Thu. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m., St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, 11 Church St., St. Albans.

Info: stpaulum@myfairpoint.net. 2nd Wed. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m. Winooski United Methodist Church, 24 W. Allen St., Winooski. Info: hovermann4@comcast. net.

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STUTTERING SUPPORT GROUPS If you’re a person who stutters, you are not alone! Adults, teens & school-age kids who stutter & their families are welcome to join one of our three free National Stuttering Association (NSA) stuttering support groups at UVM. Adults: 5:30-6:30, 1st & 3rd Tue. monthly; teens (ages 13-17): 5:30-6:30, 1st Thu. monthly; school-age children (ages 8-12) & parents (meeting separately): 4:15-5:15, 2nd Thu. monthly. Pomeroy Hall (489 Main St., UVM campus. Info: burlingtonstutters.org, burlingtonstutters@ gmail.com, 656-0250.

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SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide.

Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 N. Main St., Wallingford, 446-3577. 6:30-8 p.m. the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo.

SUICIDE HOTLINES IN VT Brattleboro, 257-7989; Montpelier (Washington County Mental Health Emergency Services), 229-0591; Randolph (Clara Martin Center Emergency Service), 800-639-6360.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR FAMILY, FRIENDS AND ALLIES OF TRANSGENDER ADULTS We are the parents of an adult transgender woman. While we celebrate the emergence of her authentic self, we find we have many questions to explore with others on this path with their loved ones. We meet the 4th Thursdays of the month, 5 p.m. Pride Center of VT. Please join us! margie@pridecentervt.org, 802-860-7812 SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Circle (Washington Co. only).

Please call 877-5439498 for more info.

SURVIVORSHIP NOW Welcome, cancer survivors. Survivorship NOW has free wellness programs to empower cancer survivors to move beyond cancer & live life well. Regain your strength & balance. Renew your spirit. Learn to nourish your body with exercise & nutritious foods. Tap in to your creative side.

Connect with others who understand the challenges you face. Go to survivorshipnowvt. org today to sign up. Info, 802-7771126, info@ survivorshipnowvt.org.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE — BURLINGTON Who: Persons experiencing the impact of a loved one’s suicide. When: 1st Wed. of each mo., 6-7:30 p.m.

Location: Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., Burlington.

Facilitators: Myra Handy, 951-5156 or Liz Mahoney, 879-7109.

Request: We find it important to connect with people before their first meeting. If you can, please call one of the facilitators before you come. Thank you!

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE If you have lost someone to suicide and wish to have a safe place to talk, share and spend a little time with others who have had a similar experience, join us the 3rd Thu. at the Faith Lighthouse Church, Rte. 105, Newport (105 Alderbrook), 7-9 p.m. Please call before attending. Info: Mary Butler, 744-6284.

THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS Burlington Chapter TCF meets on the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo. at 7 p.m. at 277 Blair Park Rd., Williston; for more info, call Dee Ressler, 598-8899.

Rutland Chapter TCF meets on the 1st Tue. of ea. mo. at 7 p.m. at Grace Congregational Church, West St., Rutland; for more info, call Susan Mackey, 446-2278. Hospice Volunteer Services (HVS) also serves bereaved parents w/ monthly peer support groups, short-term educational consultations

& referrals to local grief & loss counselors. HVS is located in the Marble Works district in Middlebury. Please call 388-4111 for more info about how to connect w/ appropriate support services.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) chapter meeting. Hedding United Methodist Church, Washington St., Barre. Wed., 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info, call David at 371-8929.

VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want to feel supported on your vegetarian/ vegan journey? Want more info on healthy veggie diets? Want to share & socialize at veggie potlucks, & more, in the greater Burlington area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@ gmail.com, 658-4991.

WOMEN HELPING BATTERED WOMEN Offers free, confidential educational support groups for women who have fled, are fleeing or are still living in a world where intimate partner violence is present. WHBW offers a variety of groups to meet the diverse needs of women & children in this community. Info, 658-1996.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT GROUP FAHC. Led by Deb Clark, RN. Every 1st & 3rd Tue., 5-6:30 p.m. Call Kathy McBeth, 847-5715.

XA – EVERYTHING ANONYMOUS Everything Anonymous is an all encompassing 12-step support group.

People can attend for any reason, including family member challenges. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. Info: 777-5508, definder@ gmail.com.

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Position descriptions and application instructions are available here: goddard.edu/about-goddard/employment-opportunities/.

Goddard College is committed to creating a college representative of a diverse global community and capable of creating change. To that end, we are actively seeking applications from qualified candidates from groups currently underrepresented in our institution for this position.

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ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES Maintenance Technician

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The purpose of this job is to provide both routine and complex maintenance support services to multiple sites throughout the state.

This job is accountable for accomplishing tasks in the building trades including but not limited to electrical, plumbing, carpentry, painting, contents handling and on-call duty. Experience required: 3-5 years minimum.

Seeking full-time Life Skills Aide, as well as respite provider, in Burlington area to assist a young man recovering from a brain injury. Duties include, but are not limited to, minor personal care, assistance with meal prep, accessing community, & light household chores. Must be patient, compassionate, have a good sense of humor & ability to handle defiance.

Males preferred, but will consider the right female.

Compensation TBD based on experience.

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Provide case management services to patients which are comprehensive in nature, enabling the Chittenden Clinic to provide enhanced services to clients that are coordinated and address medical and psychosocial issues. Work with treatment providers and community support groups with the goal of coordinating care and referrals. Will provide family and individual support, facilitate educational groups, carry a small caseload, and attend staff meetings. This is a benefits-eligible, full-time regular position with a starting salary of $33,150. Minimum of BA degree is required. Job ID# 3259

Skills required: computer literacy, oral & written communication skills, able to work with diverse population and must be able to work independently. Job ID# 3257

For more information, please visit howardcentercareers.org.

Howard Center offers an excellent benefits package including health, dental, and life insurance, as well as generous paid time off for all regular positions scheduled 20-plushours-per-week.

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Applicants needing assistance or an accommodation in completing the online application should feel free to contact Human Resources at 488-6950 or hrhelpdesk@howardcenter.org.

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Management New World Tortilla is seeking a qualified candidate to fill an upcoming vacancy in the management team at our Pine Street location in Burlington. Successful applicants will have had previous management and kitchen experience.

This is a full-time position with a competitive hourly wage. Evening hours with Sundays and holidays off. Please send your cover letter and resume to mike@newworldtortilla.com or drop it off at 696 Pine Street.

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The Village of Morrisville Water and Light Department is seeking a reliable, detailoriented person needed in a fast-paced, team-oriented office to perform a variety of customer billing functions and data entry. Primary duties of the position include answering phones, customer billing and collection functions, payroll and accounts payable, data entry, and clerical support.

Excellent customer service skills required. The applicant should possess strong problem solving skills, have the ability to multi-task, have the ability to work with minimal supervision and to be accurate with their work. A high school diploma with emphasis on business courses and two years’ experience in an office environment or an associate’s degree in business required.

Knowledge of Microsoft Office, specifically Excel, is preferred.

Submit cover letter and resume to Controller, Morrisville Water & Light, 857 Elmore Street, Morrisville, VT 05661 or pjones@mwlvt.com.

Resumes will be accepted until Monday July 18. No phone calls please. E.O.E.

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GPS has shifts available putting flyers into the newspaper. Saturday Night Shifts are Required. Shifts are fast paced and the work is easy (up to 25 hours weekly). Pre-Employment Drug Test & Background Check is Conducted. Starting pay is $9.60 per hour. Attractive night shift compensation Incentive is offered. $250.00 Bonus after 90 Days of employment.

Community Capital of Vermont seeks an executive director for our vibrant, growth oriented state-wide microenterprise and small business lender serving low and moderate income entrepreneurs.

For more information Call 660-1899 or fill out an application, weekdays only 11 a.m. - 1 p.m.

Executive Director is responsible for the day-to-day management of the organization and supporting the Board’s leadership on policy and long-term planning.

Gannett Publishing Services 129 South Winooski Ave (Across from the Fire Station) Burlington, VT 05401

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The Flynn Center for the Performing Arts seeks applicants for a full-time IT Systems and Security Administrator to join our Information Technology team and be a part of northern New England’s premier performing arts center.

IT SYSTEMS AND SECURITY ADMINISTRATOR The IT Systems and Security Administrator is responsible for the security, configuration, implementation, and maintenance of the technologies managed by the Information Technology department. Administration of the network infrastructure includes desktop PCs, servers, network equipment, and software applications.

The IT Systems and Security Administrator is the primary contact for technical support within the organization.

The ideal candidate will have advanced hardware and software troubleshooting skills, experience building and maintaining security systems, excellent customer service skills, and the ability to regularly reprioritize tasks fluidly.

For a detailed job description and more information, visit our website at:

flynncenter.org/about-us/employment-andinternship-opportunities.html.

Please submit application materials by July 15, 2016 to:

Flynn Center for the Performing Arts Human Resources Department 153 Main Street Burlington, Vermont 05401 or email hresources@flynncenter.org.

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A full description of the position and application process is available at communitycapitalvt.org/about-us/jobs-at-ccvt/.

Deadline to apply is July 15. EOE.

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We are looking for a full time Program Director who will be responsible for the overall operations of Collaborative Solutions Corporation which includes 3 Level III Community Recovery Residences that serve adults with mental illness. Located in Williamstown and Westford VT, CSC’s residential programs are strengths based, trauma informed and recovery focused. Our administrative offices are located in So. Barre VT. Responsibilities include policy and program development, staff supervision & development, and ensuring compliance with all aspects of licensing as well as State and Federal regulations. External coordination and collaboration with the Vermont Psychiatric Care Center, community hospitals and community mental health centers is essential.

The Program Director may also serve a lead role in the research and development of new business opportunities for CSC. Candidate must hold a Master’s degree in Business Management, Social Work, Clinical or Counseling Psychology, Psychiatric nursing, Public Health or related field. Candidates must have a minimum ten years experience working with people with mental illness, and at least five years’ providing staff supervision, preferably in a residential setting. Use of own vehicle for transportation will be required.

Collaborative Solutions Corporation Rachel Yeager, HR Coordinator P.O. Box G, Randolph, VT 05060 or email: ryeager@claramartin.org

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BUGATTI BARBERS in THE Busy Burlington area is seeking a friendly, outgoing, reliable FT front desk representative.

FRONT DESK REPRESENTATIVE We are looking for the following qualities in the perfect candidate: • • • • • •

Reliable and Flexible Computer skills a MUST Friendly and outgoing personality Ability to work well with others in a busy environment Ability to Multi-Task while maintaining a high level of customer service.

Time management skills a MUST The shop hours are Tue.-Sat. If you believe you’re the right candidate for this position, please stop into the shop to fill out an application. Please bring with you a RESUME and a COVER LETTER.

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Coordinator of Volunteer Recruitment Passionate about community service?

Eager to be part of a collaborative team?

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United Way’s RSVP and Foster Grandparent Programs are seeking a Coordinator for Volunteer Recruitment.

Working closely with our team, your primary responsibility will be to develop and implement a creative strategy to engage with individuals and organizations in Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle counties in order to grow our numbers of volunteers ages 55+.

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Our successful candidate will be mission-focused, possess a positive attitude and enjoy a team approach to reaching a shared goal. Seeking proven success in a recruitment or community outreach role (or strong transferrable abilities), proficiency in developing key relationships and powerful communication skills, especially an ease and aptitude for public speaking. Bachelor’s Degree preferred.

United Way is an Equal Opportunity Employer. Candidates of diverse backgrounds are encouraged to apply.

Submit cover letter, resume and contact information for 3 references to: searchcommittee@unitedwaynwvt.org.

Position open until filled.

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in service, convenience, and simplicity.

NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website nefcu.com to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

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Group Operations Manager NEFCU has created a new position to manage programmatic, operational and risk requirements, for the Deposit Services and Plastic Card delivery groups, as well as manage programmatic and procedural response to BSA. This position reports to the CFO and is responsible within these work groups for adapting policies and procedures in response to internal control, compliance and risk management requirements, and for internal and external service standards within the operations group. The successful candidate will be a programmatic and systems level thinker, capable of analyzing and responding to changing conditions with clear, actionable and effective solutions.

Expert level knowledge in card services, deposit operations, and BSA is required. Experience supervising staff and working cooperatively to meet team and cross functional goals and outcomes is essential for success.

MARKETING & BUSINESS DEVELOPMENT COORDINATOR Primmer, a dynamic and growing regional law firm with offices in Vermont, New Hampshire, Maine and Washington, DC, is seeking a full-time professional to support the Firm’s marketing and business development initiatives. This newly created position will play a key role in implementing the firm’s marketing/ branding strategy and supporting practice areas and individual attorneys with business development. Duties include strategic plan implementation; managing website content and social media; overseeing the creation and distribution of all marketing materials and press releases including content creation and graphic design as needed; promoting and supporting attorney participation in sponsored and trade association events; developing and maintaining contact lists, mailing lists and client profiles through a centralized database; and promoting and managing firm publicity.

A Bachelor’s degree or satisfactory combination of education and experience is required. A minimum of 5 years banking experience with programmatic responsibility for Deposit Operations, Debit and Credit Card Operations, and BSA is required. Strong Excel and Microsoft Office skills are critical for success in the position.

Qualified candidates should submit (1) a letter of introduction illustrating interest in the position listed above, (2) a complete and up to date resume with position/employer history, position duties and salary history, to hr@NEFCU.com. Please note the Group Operations Manager in the subject line. Applications without all requested components will be considered incomplete.

Qualified candidates will possess a bachelor’s degree, preferably in marketing or communications, and related work experience.

Ideal candidates will have law firm or other professional service firm experience and the demonstrated ability to build relationships, both within the firm and externally. We are looking for a professional with superb writing and communications skills who approaches his or her work in an organized fashion with a meticulous attention to detail and a strong grasp of new and emerging technologies. Some travel, primarily among our offices, is required. Please submit letter of interest, resume and writing sample to careers@primmer.com.

NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10 percent. More than 96 percent of our 200 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work.

- 2015 Annual Staff Survey If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your résumé and cover letter and salary history to: hr@nefcu.com.

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to join our growing childcare team!

Email resumes to krista@leapsvt.com or call 879-0130.

ACCOUNTING ASSISTANT

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Join the JLT Towner Team as an Accounting Assistant. Assist office staff throughaccounting and administrative functions in a fast-paced entrepreneurial environment supporting a book of various captive insurance companies and risk retention groups.

Bookkeeping/Accounting experience required.

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Eligible candidates must have solid computer skills, including Microsoft Word and Excel. Accuracy with an eye to detail is imperative.

Position is 30 hours per week in our Shelburne office. Pay rate is $12 per hour.

Equal opportunity employer; minority/female/veterans/individuals with disabilities.

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Join VBT and Country Walkers, an award winning, Vermont based active travel company, and be part of our high performing, international team. We’re seeking an enthusiastic, entry-level marketing professional with a passion for the travel industry!

Seeking ‘Energy and Climate Action’ AmeriCorps Member Want to work with diverse stakeholders and local leaders to help Vermont transition to a clean energy future? The Vermont Natural Resources Council, coordinator of the Vermont Energy and Climate Action Network, has an exciting opportunity for a 10:49 AM motivated individual with interest and expertise in community outreach, communications and clean energy.

Find out more and apply: vhcb.org/americorps/menu_events/positions Applications are due July 15, 2016. VNRC is an EOE. Learn more about VNRC and VECAN here: vnrc.org | vecan.net

MARKETING DOCUMENT ASSISTANT The Marketing Document Assistant is responsible for developing and driving the process to ensure that all traveler documentation content for Country Walkers and VBT is accurate and consistent and that all operating calendar deadlines pertaining to traveler documents are met. The successful candidate will be a college graduate with one to two years of experience in a fast paced office environment, preferably marketing related. Other desired skill sets include: • Strong written and verbal communication skills.

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VBT and Country Walkers offer deluxe, small group bicycling and walking tours worldwide, including destinations throughout Europe, Costa Rica, New Zealand, Vietnam, Peru, South Africa, Chile and the United States.

Applicants may submit their cover letter, salary requirements and resume to nvoth@vbt.com.

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Communications Manager for Global Health Start-up

We create innovative teaching films to improve health and save lives in developing countries. Contribute to bringing a successful global product to the next level. This is a great opportunity for a strategic marketing mind!

ADMINISTRATIVE POSITION

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Alternative health care practice with locations in Northeast Kingdom and Montpelier seeks committed member to join our administrative team.

We’re creative, flexible, professional multitaskers with positive attitudes. Computer, office, and communication skills required. Medical billing, web maintenance and nonprofit experience a huge plus.

Attention to detail and the ability to assist patients in a competent manner is critical. Reliable transportation to both locations is necessary. Training in the Hardwick area, 20 -30 hours per week. 30-40 hours per week when fully trained.

Send resume, anticipated salary range and cover letter to nekhealth@yahoo.com. July 15, 2016.

STAFF ACCOUNTANT

MONTPELIER ACADEMIC CENTER The Community College of Vermont (CCV) is seeking a dynamic analytical thinker and problem solver to join our Montpelier Team as Staff Accountant.

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We are looking for someone who enjoys the challenge of working with multiple platforms and systems while being involved in a variety of accounting operations including accounts payable, payroll, accounts receivable, grants and sponsored projects, and general ledger. The ability to understand, define, and communicate accounting perspectives is central to all aspects of this job. This role combines both independent and collaborative work as a part of a self-managed team. The ideal candidate will have a history of working in the business office or finance area in higher education, have experience with Colleague or comparable ERP software, demonstrate progressive experience in accounting, and possess excellent written and verbal communication skills.

STUDENT ACCOUNTS MANAGER MONTPELIER ACADEMIC CENTER

The Community College of Vermont is seeking a dynamic, engaging, and experienced Student Accounts Manager to lead our Student Accounts team. We are looking for a creative problem solver, who is accurate, detail oriented, self-directed, and has the ability to handle a heavy work load.

The Student Accounts Manager provides leadership, supervision and effective direction in the overall management, planning, and organization of the Community College of Vermont’s Student Accounts Office. This role is responsible for the supervision and professional development of the Student Accounts team and addressing all aspects of internal and external customer service. The Student Accounts Manager will be involved in the review and improvement of processes and evaluating technology developments within ecommerce and document management. This role will also assist in developing strategic direction for the department. The ideal candidate will have a history of working and managing in a high volume receivable department within higher education, demonstrated success in effective collection strategies, experience in accounting, and possess excellent written and verbal communication skills.

TO VIEW THE FULL POSTINGS AND APPLY: Please submit a complete application package which includes a cover letter, resume/CV, employment application and contact information for three professional references at: http://ccv.edu/learn-about-ccv/ employment/ .

CCV encourages applications from candidates who reflect our diverse student population. CCV is an EOE/ADA compliant employer; auxiliary aids and services are available upon request to individuals with disabilities.

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Come and join our Order Fulfillment Team at Gardener’s Supply Company! We have a regular opening in our Milton Distribution Center. We’re looking for a reliable, teamoriented and upbeat person who loves physical work and being busy. This position is SUNDAYS 7:00AM- 3:30 PM, just 8 hours a week!

ORDER FULFILLMENT SPECIALIST: The Order Fulfillment Specialist works in all areas of Fulfillment: packaging, picking, carts, shipping, product assembly, ship alones and truck loading. Top candidates are focused and careful to send our customers the correct gardening products, all packed and presented beautifully. Additional hours will be available during our busy months of March, April, May, June, November and December.

We are 100% employee-owned and America’s leading catalog & web-based gardening company! Interested? Please send your cover letter & resumé to Gardener’s Supply Company, 947 Route 7 South, Milton VT 05468 or to jobs@gardeners.com. Please specify in your cover letter which position you are applying for.

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ST. JOSEPH RESIDENTIAL CARE HOME

Part-Time LPNs and Experienced Med Techs

Director of Development

INTERIOR PAINTER

VNA of Chittenden & Grand Isle Counties provides compassionate, community-based care through a range of programs that span a lifetime. Our community relies on the medically-complex care and support we provide and the need for our programs is growing rapidly.

Must have: • 2 years’ experience • Good work ethic • Ability to work well with a team • Full-time availability • License and vehicle Over 40 years in business • Specializing in high-end, residential work • Very competitive pay

This is a great opportunity to work with caring adults while offering superior nursing skills. The nurse candidate must have a LPN license.

Med Techs must have training and experience in a Residential Care setting. All positions require a high level of professionalism and a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the Home.

These jobs offer competitive wages and benefits. Schedules are varied with some weekend shifts required.

The Director of Development cultivates and develops We are a localmajor non-profit gifts, corporate donations, grant solicitation, events community fundraising mental health center and in-kind resources. Reporting to and in partnership the providing a varietywith of mental health substancea abuse CEO, the successful candidate will create andand implement services to Orange County strategic approach to fundraising to meet the agency’s and the and Upper Valley development goals. Manages the development team works in collaboration with VNA’s leadership & board to drive results.

Locations in Randolph,

Clara Martin Center

If interested, please send resumes to: mbelanger@vermontcatholic.org or mail to: Mary Belanger, St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home 243 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401.

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Bradford, Chelsea and Wilder

People Helping People To apply and learn more about VNA’s mission and culture of collaboration, please visit: vnacares.org/careers Access Clinician: The primary focus of this position is assist individuals, couples and families, to gain access to mental health, Thisa local position will4t-StJosephsResidCareHome070616.indd We are non-profit 2v-LafayettePainting062916.indd 1 6/24/164t-VNAcolor062916.indd 12:29 PM substance1 abuse and other related services.

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$250 for Licensed Plumbers or Licensed Journeyman

Must have valid driver’s license, professional licenses preferred - gas, plumbing certification. Experience in the trade is required. Paid vacation, paid holidays, Aflac. and more.

Pay compensated with experience. Vehicle provided.

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PERMANENT PART-TIME We are looking for part-time employees in our busy Shelburne store. Flexible schedule, weekends a must.

Stop by our store on Route 7 for an application, or call 985-2000 for more information.

Bradford, Chelsea and Wilder This M.A. levelHelping position People (license preferred) works as a part of our People centralized access team, and interfaces with all other agency Access primary focus toof needed this position is assist Master’s-Level Clinicians programsClinician: to assist The clients in linking resources.

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Duties include conducting treatment plans, and conducting therapy, supportive counseling, Case Managers: Case managers provide assistance in clinical assessments, formulating diagnosis, and making emergency services,Ourcase management and referrals to other obtaining treatment, employment, independent living, appropriate recommendations services as indicated.for treatment. Master’s degree and/or behavior in the school/community environment to chronically license/certification (preferred) in Psychology and/or related This M.A. position (license preferred) works as aindividuals part of and our field.

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RECYCLE TRUCK DRIVER AND FLEET MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN The Recycle Truck Driver position is responsible for the collection of recyclables from Burlington residents and transportation of recyclables to the appropriate center.

Requirements include a High School Diploma or equivalent, 2 years’ urban truck driving experience in timed delivery or solid waste collection, and candidate must possess and maintain a valid Class B CDL license.

The Fleet Maintenance Technician position is responsible for performing skilled mechanical work in the maintenance and repair of City fleet vehicles and equipment. Requirements include a High School Diploma or equivalent, graduation from an accredited vocational training program in the automotive repair field and 2 years’ experience in the servicing, maintenance and repair of automotive, heavy duty trucks and heavy equipment, or 4 years of experience in the servicing, maintenance and repair of automotive, heavy duty trucks and heavy equipment, and candidate must have the ability to obtain and maintain a valid Class B CDL license within 90 days of date of hire. Both positions are considered Regular Full Time.

To apply, send a cover letter, resume and completed City of Burlington Application by July 18, 2016 to: HR Dept.

200 Church Street Burlington, VT 05401.

To obtain an application, please see our website burlingtonvt.gov/hr/jobs.

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Prevent Child Abuse Vermont (PCAVT) is looking for an individual to add to our child sexual abuse prevention team!

PCAVT is seeking: Healthy Relationships Project Trainer to train and support schools, and other groups in the implementation of the Healthy Relationships Project programs. Bachelor’s in education or human services field required, Master’s preferred. This is a Montpelier-based full-time position.

Reliable transportation required. August 1 start.

PCAVT offers competitive benefits.

Director of Advancement Communications

No calls please. Send cover letter, resume and 3 references to: PCAV Search, PO Box 829, Montpelier, VT 05601-0829 Email: pcavt@pcavt.org Website: pcavt.org.

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BUGATTI BARBERS in THE Busy Burlington 7/1/16 area is seeking a friendly, outgoing, reliable FT front desk representative.

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SUNY College at Plattsburgh is a fully

We are looking for the following qualities in the perfect candidate: • • • • • •

For position details and application process, visit jobs.plattsburgh.edu and select “View Current Openings”

Reliable and Flexible Computer skills a MUST Friendly and outgoing personality Ability to work well with others in a busy environment Ability to Multi-Task while maintaining a high level of customer service.

Time management skills a MUST

compliant employer committed to excellence through diversity.

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DEVELOPMENTAL SERVICES Shared Living Provider!

Seeking patient Shared Living Provider to support an intelligent 24-year-old man who enjoys vigorous exercise, swimming and extended car rides. This individual is looking for a safe provider with strong boundaries, clear communication, and the ability to provide ongoing care and supervision. He uses Facilitated Communication, some sign language, and direct yes/no questions to communicate. A provider with hands-on supervision and some personal care is highly preferred. Providers can have cats in the home. Tax-free annual stipend of $25,000 plus room and board of $707.69/month.

Interested candidates please contact

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Public Works

Summer Seasonal Laborer

Seeking summer seasonal laborers for our Public Works Department. These positions are responsible for a variety of grounds and general labor tasks. $12.00 - $14.00 per hour based on experience.

Visit winooskivt.org for City of Winooski application.

Send application to: Human Resources 27 West Allen Street Winooski, Vermont 05404 Or email to jhulburd@ winooskivt.org.

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SYSTEMS QUALITY ASSURANCE ANALYST

ANALYST III Tourism & Marketing: DirectorCONFIGURATION of Communications

Department of Human Resources Department of Taxes The State of Vermont is looking for an outgoing self-starter to join the Department Do bugs bug you? Is defeating defects your thing? Are you a highly motivated of Human Resources as a Configuration Analyst. This is an exciting opportunity individual who believes that systems quality has a direct impact on user to have an immediate impact on a state system with statewide reach. sought Department ofgovernment Tourism satisfaction Experienced and business processprofessional efficiency and systems integrity? to The lead the Vermont The position is central to maximizing use of the Department’s human capital & Marketing’s public andSystems trade relations This mission-critical position Vermont Department of Taxes is seeking a talented Quality Assurance efforts. management system, currently a PeopleSoft system (version 9.1). A successful Analyst whois willdesigned bring the breadth depth of their experience to the team candidate will be an outof of the box thinker in whothe can facilitate inter-department toand generate positive tourism-related coverage Vermont project teams, while bringing a strong system configuration and technical process implementing our new enterprise tax system. The desired candidate will haveThe Director of Communications is national and international marketplace. oriented perspective.

An understanding of human resources processes, experience advanced skills in information systems QA in order to focus on and lead the responsible for the development and implementation of aconfiguration proactive business with the PeopleSoft environment, and effective change management development of repeatable test strategies, plans and test scenarios and to help skills are preferred.

For more information, contact outreach plan consistent with the goals and mission of the Department of Angela Rouelle at angela. manage the QA phases of implementation and ongoing support of our new tax rouelle@vermont.gov.

Reference Job ID #619493. andemail Marketing as well asReference maintainingFull consistent communications Location: Montpelier. Status: system. For Tourism more information, tom.buonomo@vermont.gov. time. Application deadline: July 10, 2016. via social position is responsible for all tourism media Job ID #618797.

Location: networking Montpelier. Status: tools.

Full time.This Application relations deadline: July 12, 2016. in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted

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VOCATIONAL REHABILITATION COUNSELOR – TRANSITION

tourism story ideas to regional and national media; development of press Department of Aging and Independent Living The Division of Vocational Rehabilitation is seeking familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; andan experienced human STAFF ATTORNEY service professional to support high school students support for Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director with physical, psychological Public Service Department or cognitive disabilities. The VR counselor position assists students in preparing willto be also collaborate withto the of Commerce executive team ininterests the and skills, and facilitates career Would you like part of a team that is helping shape Agency Vermont’s energy for employment through surveying their exploration activities and work experiences. position requires the ability to future? The development Public Service Department a limited-service positiontrade for an and business of ahas proactive travel recruitment plan.The This Tourism & Marketing: Director of Communications build and maintain close working relationships with youth, special education staff, attorney to handle review of permit applications for renewable-energy and other position will report to the Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing. and Youth Employment Specialists.

The ideal candidate will have experience in utility facilities, and to advocate for the public interest in connection with the working with adolescents and a background in employment services. Job duties Job Description: siting of such facilities and other utility matters. You must be admitted to the include assessment, vocational guidance and counseling, partnering to connect Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of Tourism Vermont bar, have 1 -2 years of legalExperienced experience, and be able to work well youth with employment and work experiences, case management, documentation, Public Relations or related fi eld; have a minimum of fi ve years of relevant work & Marketing’s public and trade relations eff orts.

This mission-critical position with a multi-disciplinary team in a fast-paced environment. Experience with and collaboration with many community providers. Frequent travel is required. experience; knowledge ofpositive andmust Vermont’s tourism Candidates have a Master’s degree in Rehabilitation Counseling, Counseling, designed to generate tourism-related coverage ofindustry.

Vermont in the administrative law and/or siting demonstrate and is permitting is especially helpful. NOTE: toVermont Social Work, Psychology or Special Education, and special conditions apply. apply, Send cover letter and resume national to David Tauscher. more information,marketplace. The Director of Communications is andFor international NOTE: This position is beingshould recruited atbe levels (Counselor I and II), so contact David Tauscher at 828-4085 or email david.tauscher@vermont.gov.

Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three responsible for the development andreferences implementation of atwoproactive business applicants must apply for each of the levels for which they qualify and wish to be Reference Job ID #619401. Location: Montpelier.

Status: Fulltime, limited submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency Commerce and Community outreach plan consistent withof the goals and mission of the Department considered. For additional information contact: Karen Blake-Orne,of Hiring Manager, service. Application deadline: July 10, 2016 via e-mail: karen.blake-orne@vermont.gov orand phoneout-ofat 793-3645. Reference Job Development, One National Life Drive,asMontpelier, VT 05620-0501.

In- communications Tourism and Marketing well as maintaining consistent IDposition #619499 foris level I and #619562 for levelall II. Status: Full time.

Location: networking tools. This responsible for tourism media state travel willvia be social required.

Salary range: $45,000 - $50,000.

Morrisville. Application deadline: July 24, 2016. relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted FINANCIAL MANAGER II tourism story ideas to regional and national media; development of press Department of Vermont Health Access NURSE CASE MANAGER The Department of Vermont Health Access, Analytics Unit, trips seeks a and highly itineraries; management of media contact lists; and familiarization Department of Vermont Health Access organized professional with excellentsupport attention to detail to join our teaminternational as for Vermont’s The Chronic Director Be an public active partrelations of Health Careinitiatives.

Reform! The Vermont Care Initiative a Financial Manager II. This positionwill will require familiarity with Generally also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive team in the is charged with intensive case management for Medicaid beneficiaries with Accepted Accounting Principles as promulgated by the Government Accounting travel chronic conditions has an exciting opportunity or an experienced development of a proactive trade andand business recruitment plan.

This Nurse Standards Board and the Financial Accounting Standards Board and the OMB Case Manager of in Burlington.

Looking for a skill set to include: Work with position will report to the Commissioner Tourism & Marketing.

Uniform Guidance. Familiarity with Generally Accepted Government Auditing diverse/vulnerable population, holistic health assessment of patients’ needs, Standards would also be beneficial. This position works as an integral member coordination among service providers, health coaching to empower selfCandidates must: demonstrate strong oral andgenerating writtenclinical skills; have aresults, BA behavioral in management of health, improvement of the Business Office grant and contracts administration team and serves as a Public Relations or related field;change haveprincipals, a minimum of with fivemedical years relevant work collaboration andof mental health providers, Business Office liaison to the DVHA Program Integrity Unit. The position also collaboration with community partners and agencies.

Duties are performed in experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. works with the AHS Central Office staff, the State’s external auditor and DVHA both the office and in the field, for which a private means of transportation must contract and grant recipients. For more information, contact Aaron Brodeur at be available. For more information, contact Dawn Weening at Dawn.Weening@ Resume, writing samples minimum of three references should be Burlington aaron.brodeur@vermont.gov. Reference Job ID #619511.

Location: Waterburyand a vermont.gov 585-0191.

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Location: submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community Status: Full time. Application Deadline: July 10, 2016 Status: Full time. Application deadline: 07/17/2016

Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501. In- and out-of-

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The Washington County Youth Service Bureau seeks a dynamic individual to help support the Vermont Youth Development Corps AmeriCorps State and Vermont Youth Tomorrow A*VISTA programs.

Assistant Director of National Service Programs Looking for an organized and detail-oriented person with good written and verbal communication skills, computer proficiency, administrative experience, and a positive attitude. This position is one of three Assistant Directors who help manage two statewide AmeriCorps programs.

Duties: recruit and support AmeriCorps members and sites; manage grants and write reports; coordinate and facilitate monthly training; implement public relations campaigns; maintain data bases and websites; and monitor members and sites.

Treatment Associates, Inc is seeking a full time LADC for our Montpelier and Morrisville offices.

Experience with individual and group therapy, medication assisted therapy and IOP.

Product Engineer Responsible for product realization activities from product definition through end of life, including active participation in product design. Requirements include a BS in ME, EE or related field, MS preferred, two years of industry experience or equivalent, and strong CAD and drafting skills.

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The Vermont Center for Crime Victim Services is seeking an Executive Director to lead the Center in its efforts to: provide, sustain, and support a collaborative system of direct services across Vermont that is comprehensive, victim-centered, trauma-informed and accessible to all diverse populations; and to provide leadership to the state to ensure that justice is delivered to all victims and survivors of crime Applicants must have: • A strong interest in, knowledge of, and commitment to crime victim services, and the challenges faced by victims of crime.

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Vermont Youth Tomorrow A*VISTA Program (VYT) places 30 VISTAs throughout VT at innovative organizations committed to ending poverty by supporting initiatives that promote mentoring, food equity, literacy, community development, job skills, and other programs that support youth and families.

Join our amazing team and be part of the Farm to Institution Movement!

Excellent benefits package, 401(k), tuition reimbursement, training and career advancement opportunities.

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VYT VISTAs serve full-time for 1 year (August 2016-2017) and receive • a living allowance • health care benefits & employee assistance plan • comprehensive training 2v-SodexoUVM070616.indd • $5,775 education award or $1,500 cash stipend after completing service • if eligible, relocation costs, school loan forbearance, & childcare assistance • valuable experience Qualified applicants will • have a strong commitment to social justice • have a college degree or 2 years of relevant experience • be mature, organized, and self-directed VT locations are in and around Bennington, Burlington area, Morrisville, Randolph, Rutland, Johnson, & Swanton. Please apply

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SILO Distillery, an award winning craft distillery out of Windsor, Vermont, is looking for an enthusiastic Brand Ambassador to join the team in the Burlington area.

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SOCIAL WORK CARE COORDINATOR We are seeking a full-time Social Work Care Coordinator who is enthusiastic, energetic, flexible and self-motivated to join our dynamic and supportive team providing patient centered care in a Family Practice setting. Activities involve consultation with primary care providers, implementing screening protocols for mental health and substance use disorders, linking patients with necessary services, and providing short-term, solutionfocused therapy. This is an exciting new initiative of full time Mental Health Integration into primary care settings.

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Our clinic offers excellent benefits and is located closed to Interstate 89 and is a short commute from Burlington and surrounding areas. Please mail your CV and resume to careers@ ncssinc.org or visit our website and ncssinc.org/careers.

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Legal Secretary

We are looking for a skilled, professional and upbeat individual who can manage and explain employee benefits, retirement programs and disability benefits to our staff. The successful candidate will also be able to process and manage FMLA, Workman's Comp and implement the criminal and background check needed for new employees, volunteers and student teachers.

Individuals interested in this position should be prepared to create efficient and effective human resource systems for the office and for our schools.

Burlington office: Individual must have 3+ years of related work experience, be computer literate and proficient in Word, possess excellent communication skills and be capable of working in a fast paced environment.

Prior law firm experience required. Knowledge of a general litigation practice helpful.

We offer a competitive salary and benefits package.

Please reply with cover letter and resume to: Richard Dorfman, Business Manager Langrock Sperry & Wool, LLP 210 College Street Burlington, VT 05402-0721

or via email to: rdorfman@langrock.com

HUMAN RESOURCES SPECIALIST

Certification in Human Resources or willingness to work towards one. Knowledge of webpage design, Google apps, Excel and Word. It would also be beneficial to know how to navigate a student management system.

Team work, people skills and public relations a must.

Applicants should apply at schoolspring.com and provide letter of interest, current resume, transcripts, evidence of licensure and three (3) current letters of recommendation.

Deadline to apply is July 15, 2016.

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Docket Clerk B Providing innovative mental health and educational services to Vermont’s children and families.

Temporary full time positions, involves specialized clerical work and data entry involving one or more docket areas.

Positions available in Burlington (job code #16034) & St Albans (job code #16044). High School graduate and two years of clerical, or data entry experience required.

Starting at $14.75 per hour. Open until filled.

“Make a difference in the life of a child!”- NFI Vermont, a leader in specialized trauma and adolescent development, is looking to expand our team of innovators. Full-time and part-time positions available.

Competitive wages, training opportunities, flexible work schedules and family-oriented culture. Excellent benefits with tuition reimbursement offered for 30 or more hour employees.

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FAMILY ENGAGEMENT SPECIALIST St. Albans

Coordinators work directly with children and families involved with DCF, who experience multi-system issues, including substance abuse, domestic violence, and mental health challenges. Responsibilities include coordinating and facilitating large meetings, teaming with community service providers, creating treatment plans through collaboration with DCF, and parent education. We are looking for candidates with strong communication and documentation skills, who work well in a team setting. Experience with Family Time Coaching, Family Safety Planning and Family Group Conferencing preferred. Bachelor’s degree and/or two years’ experience in related field required. Please submit cover letter & resume to tessisimmons@nafi.com

A full time permanent opening exists with the Vermont Judiciary Research and Information Services Division. This position, located in Montpelier, plans, coordinates, and supervises both application lifecycle management and the successful delivery of projects. College degree in technology management, computer science, or related field; advanced degree preferred. Six years’ experience in project management, business process improvement or systems implementation, at least 4 years of which must have been in a management capacity. Salary based on education & experience. Job #16041 Open until filled. EOE.

FOSTER PARENTS & RESPITE PROVIDERS

You could help make a difference in a child’s life! NFI is looking for homes with a sense of humor and flexibility and possess conflict resolution skills. Applicants must be welcoming to new people in their homes and also have a willingness to advocate and work as a team. If you are interested but might not be able to commit every day, we also are seeking respite providers who might take in a child a couple nights a week. Respite and foster parents are paid a stipend based on a daily rate. All applicants must be 21 years of age or older. If interested, please visit our website nfivermont.org on our career tab to find out where to apply today!

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FT PROGRAM DIRECTOR Cornerstone School, St. Johnsbury, Vt

Cornerstone School is an approved independent school that serves students in grade 2 - 12 who are struggling with issues relating to emotional and behavioral regulation. The Director for our 2016-2017 year is responsible for leading the program, partnering with LEAs, community providers and overseeing the daily management and operations of the school, which includes clinical and educational services. Candidates must have experience in a clinical setting, working with families, collaborating with community based teams, and supervising staff. School experience a plus. Master’s degree in a counseling related field required. Resumes and letter of interest with three references should be emailed to suzannemasland@nafi.com, or an application can be submitted on School Spring.

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FT RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR Hospital Diversion Program

Hospital Diversion provides crisis stabilization, clinical consultation, individual treatment and discharge planning in a small, safe residential setting. Counselors provide supervision and support to youth, as well as provide a sense of safety and security. Superior interpersonal skills and ability to function well in a team atmosphere a must. B.A. in psychology or related field required. Please e-mail resume and cover letter to annepeterson@nafi.com.

Seeking educators for undergraduate teaching assignments for the fall 2016 semester. These are in-person positions on the Norwich University campus, in Northfield, Vermont. Adjuncts teach parttime on a course by course basis. Assignments are dependent on pending student enrollment. Minimum of a related master’s degree and evidence of teaching experience are required.

Specifically, we are looking for adjuncts in the following areas:

English, Mathematics, Biology, Geology, Sports Medicine, Anatomy, and Physiology.

FT RESIDENTIAL COUNSELOR Allenbrook

NFI-Vermont is seeking FT residential counselors for its Allenbrook Program. Allenbrook is a co-ed community based group home for teens. Qualified candidates will hold a Bachelor’s Degree & experience working in residential care or parenting their own children. Experience managing a household (cooking, maintenance, gardening, etc.) is essential. Flexibility to work some weekends is a must. Valid driver’s license & the ability to pass a criminal background check required. Please submit cover letter and resume to jennifersnay@nafi.com.

FT SCIENCE & MATH TEACHER East Meadow

We are seeking a dynamic, compassionate FT math & science teacher to start the 2016/2017 school year. Successful candidates will be adept at creative and supportive classroom management and be willing to support students in their ability to be available to learn. Please send resume, cover letter and transcripts to Lauren Collier at laurencollier@nafi.com or Kym Asam at kymasam@nafi.com.

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All candidates must be authorized to work for any U.S. employer.

A post offer, pre-employment background check will be required of the successful candidate.

Norwich University is an Equal Opportunity Employer and is committed to providing a positive education and work environment that recognizes and respects the dignity of all students, faculty and staff. Reasonable accommodations will be made for the known disability of an otherwise qualified applicant. Please contact the Office of Human Resources at nuhr@norwich.edu for assistance.

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offer no growler fills and serve no food on-site, but the brewers are happy to supply a list of local restaurants to hungry sippers. “We don’t want to take customers away from existing businesses,” says Jen. “We want to complement them.”

The Alchemist duo’s proudest moment since beginning work on the Stowe brewery, continues Jen, came when they created 22 new jobs.

“In addition to having fun in the brewery and making great beer, we now have an amazing staff of 46,” she says.

“There’s really not one dud in the bunch. John and I sincerely look forward to coming to work and seeing everyone each day.”

The Alchemist’s Stowe brewery and visitor center satisfies customers’ beer cravings Tuesday through Saturday, from 11 a.m. to 7 p.m.

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Aren’t they the coveted cans from that brewery in Waterbury?

Not just Waterbury.

Those who brave the hour-long beverage store queues, pining for cases and four-packs of the ALCHEMIST’s famed ales, now have another option: Last Thursday, June 30, the Alchemist cut the ribbon on a brand-new brewery and visitors’ center at 100 Cottage Club Road in Stowe.

Here, beer aficionados can enjoy a tasting section, retail shop and educational area with full views of the brewing process.

JEN KIMMICH, who opened the Alchemist with her husband, JOHN, in 2003, says, “John and I look forward to being open to the public again.

We missed the daily interaction with our community.”

In the early days, the Alchemist was a 60-seat brewpub in Waterbury specializing in “fresh,

unfiltered IPA.” Then came Heady Topper, the brewery’s first breakout beer. Crafted with six different kinds of hops, it’s one of the most highly acclaimed beers in the world, holding cult status for its flavor, complexity and virtual unavailability beyond state borders.

For fans of the sought-after double IPA, the Alchemist’s nascent Stowe brewery has plenty of Heady for sale in four-packs and twoounce draft samplers.

Four-packs of Focal Banger and the Crusher are also up for grabs.

Inside the brewery, the Kimmiches strive for a vibe that, Jen says, is “agrarian in nature,” with hops gardens and cherry trees planned for the future. Artwork “continues to be central to the Alchemist’s experience” as well, she notes, with “supercool murals and art installations” in progress as the space continues to evolve.

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crafts

KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: Crafters convene for creative fun. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

dance

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats.

Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 540-8300.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Healthy donors give the gift of life. See redcrossblood.org for details. Northfield Middle and High School, noon-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 800-733-2767.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: Tourists and locals alike ride in style while learning fun facts about the Queen City with themed tours exploring history, brew culture and even haunted houses. See trolleytoursvt.com for details. 1 College St., Trolley Stop, Burlington, 10 a.m., noon, 2 & 6 p.m. $8-18; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 497-0091.

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MIDDLEBURY COLLEGE OBSERVATORY STARGAZING OPEN HOUSE NIGHT: Stargazers scour the skies for clusters and nebulae. Call to confirm. Observatory, Middlebury College, 9-10:30 p.m. Free. Info, 443-2266.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: Giddyup! Visitors explore the working dairy farm via this time-tested method of equine transportation. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $4-14; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

fairs & festivals

HOP ON THE BANDWAGON SUMMER SERIES: Live music, local food vendors and a tiny artisan market fuel a feel-good, outdoor evening organized by the Monkey House. The Barn at Lang Farm, Essex Junction, 5-8 p.m. Free; cash only. Info, 203-913-5627.

food & drink

COMMUNITY SUPPER: A scrumptious spread connects friends and neighbors. Bring a dessert to share. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m.

Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

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LEDDY PARK BEACH BITES: Lakeside picnickers enjoy food trucks, a beer garden, kids’ activities and entertainment. Show up on two wheels and enjoy free bike valet service. No dogs allowed. Leddy Park, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 864-0123.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: A diversified bazaar celebrates all things local — think produce, breads, pastries, cheeses, wine, syrup, jewelry, crafts and beauty products. Depot Park, Rutland, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 342-4727.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

health & fitness

EPIC MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Guided practice and group conversation with Yushin Sola cultivate well-being. Railyard Apothecary, Burlington, 7:308:30 p.m. $14. Info, 299-9531.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: Attendees absorb Buddhist principles and practices. Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 472-6694.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Participants get pumped for summer activities with a fun, varied outdoor training session. Rain location: Middlebury Municipal Gym. Private residence, Middlebury, 7-8 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: Give your brain a break at a midweek “om” session followed by tea and conversation.

Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, milarepa@milarepacenter.org.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: Greet the sun with a grounding and energizing class for all levels. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $10. Info, 540-0186.

NIA WITH LINDA: Eclectic music and movements drawn from healing, martial and dance arts propel an animated barefoot workout. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30-9:30 a.m. $14; free for first-timers.

Info, 372-1721.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: A stretching session for all ability levels builds physical and mental strength to support healing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensity physical-fitness program. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: Healthy bodies jump-start the day at a serene outdoor practice with lakeside views. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 7-8 a.m. $15. Info, 864-9642.

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JUL.8 | MUSIC Troy Andrews has been wailing on the brass since the age of 4. But there’s nothing juvenile about his sound. The New Orleans musician — who goes by the name Trombone Shorty — has performed with Lenny Kravitz, Macklemore & Ryan Lewis, Bone Thugs-n-Harmony, Green Day, Grace Potter and many others. Echoes of that diverse range can be found in his more recent compositions, which incorporate elements of rock, improvisational jazz and hip-hop into his traditionally fabulous N’awlins funk. Check out Shorty’s infectious sound this weekend in Rutland.

TROMBONE SHORTY & ORLEANS AVENUE Friday, July 8, 8 p.m., at Paramount Theatre in Rutland. $35-55. Info, 775-0903. paramountvt.org

JUL.7-10 | THEATER

Sarah Ruhl was a poet before she was a playwright: She published a short chapbook at the young age of 20. But, in an interview with Poetry Foundation, she reflected, “I think playwriting was attractive [to me] because it’s multi-vocal; there are disguises, there are many characters.” Two in particular make sense in light of her days as a bard. Elizabeth Bishop and Robert Lowell, two iconic American poets, are the focus of Ruhl’s 2012 epistolary ‘DEAR ELIZABETH’ play, Dear Elizabeth. The show Thursday, July 7, through Saturday, July 9, 7:30 homes in on their decades-long p.m., and July 10, 2 postal correspondence. Through p.m., at Dorset Theatre. alcoholism and divorce, suicide $18-49. Info, 867-2223. dorsettheatrefestival.org of loved ones and stays in mental institutions, the pair exchanged more than 400 letters. Take a peek inside the envelope at the Dorset Theatre Festival staging of the show opening this week.

Bucolic Bards Back Roads Readings was founded in 2013.

The off-the-beaten-trail series, based in the tiny town of Brownington in Orleans County, aims to bring polished poets to the Northeast Kingdom. This year’s lineup opens with Major Jackson and Ellen McCulloch-Lovell. Jackson, a professor at the University of Vermont with four collections under his belt, is a familiar name in the poetry circuit. But McCulloch-Lovell, the first female president of Marlboro College and a former staffer to Hillary Clinton, published her first book of poems in 2010. Make the trek north to hear both wordsmiths on Sunday, then stick around for refreshments and a signing.

JUL.10 | WORDS BACK ROADS READINGS: MAJOR JACKSON AND ELLEN MCCULLOCH-LOVELL Sunday, July 10, 3 p.m., at Brownington Congregational Church. Free. Info, backroadsreadings@gmail. com. backroadsreadings.com

and Sunday, July 10, 2 p.m., at Montpelier City Hall Auditorium. See website for future dates. $10-30. Info, 229-0492. lostnationtheater. org

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Tom Lehrer, a satirist, songwriter and mathematician, is known for the expressive and acerbic ditties he recorded during the 1950s and ’60s. Making use of a razor-edged tongue, he covered topics ranging from the American military to the periodic table. In 1980, British director Cameron Mackintosh gathered 28 of those mordant melodies for the stage. His revue of the trenchant tunes remains popular, ‘TOMFOOLERY’ and relevant, to this day. Catch the show and some laughs in Thursday, July 7, through Saturday, July 9, 7:30 p.m., the upcoming production by Lost Nation Theater.

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ZUMBA: Lively Latin rhythms fuel this dancefitness phenomenon. Vergennes Opera House, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 349-0026.

kids

ANIMAL ATHLETES: Artifacts, live animals and more inform a fun-filled program examining the physical feats of local wildlife with the Southern Vermont Natural History Museum. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2:30-3:30 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

Allen Homestead, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 338-3480.

ASPEROS SAICOS: Get in line for tunes dripping with “Peruvian teen angst” from the band featuring members of Rough Francis. The Soaks and Barbacoa open. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.

Info, 540-0406.

BIG BANG BHANGRA BRASS BAND: The brassy Bollywood melodies of the Vermont band set the stage for the Middlesex Concert Series. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 272-7578.

BRIAN WILSON: SOLD OUT. The Beach Boys legend moves longtime fans and neophytes alike when he performs the groundbreaking album Pet Sounds from start to finish with guests Al Jardine and Blondie Chaplin. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $49.25$520.50. Info, 863-5966.

DOROTHY’S LIST BOOK CLUB: Readers ages 8 through 11 weigh in on Goodbye Stranger by Rebecca Stead. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 264-5660.

FITNESS FUN: YOGA GAMES: Danielle Brown leads kids ages 5 through 10 in familiar games — with a twist. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Listeners tune SA T.9 ER Y A | MU in for “Dazzling,” featuring a solo SI C | B O W T H violin performance by Elliot Carter and FUN & GAMES WITH CASSIE BICKFORD: Mendelssohn’s String Quartet in D major, op. 44, Kids up to age 7 learn games from around the no. 1. University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, world, make light-up butterflies to take home and 7:30-9:15 p.m. $25; free for students. Info, then break for a free lunch. Jaquith Public Library, 503-1220.

Marshfield, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

STORY TIME YOGA WITH MS. LIZA: Mini yogis ages 6 and under stretch, move, breathe and practice their “om”s. Highgate Public Library, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 868-3970.

SUMMER STORY TIME: Math activities and engaging narratives make for a memorable morning for ages 3 through 7. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

TODDLER TIME: Puzzles, puppets, stories and art supplies entertain tots ages 4 and under. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

language

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

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BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Learn the basics of the Eastern Slavic tongue.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-6:45 p.m. Free.

Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Fine-tune your ability to dialogue in a nonnative language. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:457:30 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Pupils improve their speaking and grammar mastery.

Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Participants take communication to the next level. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

montréal

MONTRÉAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: Cool cats including Sharon Jones, Adrian Raso, Wynton Marsalis and others deliver jazz, blues and contemporary tunes alongside rising talents. See montrealjazzfest.com for details. Various Montréal locations. Prices vary. Info, 514-871-1881.

music

40TH ARMY BAND: THE POWER OF 10: The iconic collective puts a rock twist on traditional patriotic tunes in “Vermont’s Own.” Bombardier Recreation Park, Milton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 338-3480.

40TH ARMY BAND: TRUE NORTH: Joined by a big band group, this iconic collective plays traditional patriotic tunes in “Vermont’s Own.” Ethan

JAN-PIET’S CHOICE: In a mini music appreciation course, performer Jan-Piet Knijff demonstrates ideas and techniques in a chosen piece, then elaborates on the composer. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-3631.

MICHELE FAY BAND: Led by the accomplished vocalist, the local group brings originals and Americana to the stage. Brandon Town Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 247-6401.

SONG CIRCLE: Singers and musicians congregate for an acoustic session of popular folk tunes.

Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, 7:15-9:15 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 775-1182.

outdoors

FROGGER!: Learn to recognize the slippery, bumpy amphibians by sight and sound with interpretive ranger Brian Aust. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

GETTING THERE FROM HERE: Outdoor enthusiasts learn what to bring on the trails in north-central Vermont. Bring water. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4-5 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

seminars

THE NOBLE SPORT: FALCONRY WITH THE VERMONT INSTITUTE OF NATURAL SCIENCE: Participants learn how falconers train birds of prey, check out their equipment, and get up close and personal with three live raptors. Jaquith Public Library, Marshfield, 6:45 p.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

UNDERSTANDING THETA HEALING: Samuel Hendrick lets participants in on the benefits of the powerful healing method. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

sports

BIKE BUM RACE SERIES: Mountain bikers of all ages, riding solo or in teams of up to five, tackle the Snowshed trails. An after-party with raffle prizes helps athletes cool down. Killington Resort, 2-5 p.m. $25-100; preregister. Info, 775-1928.

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: Beer hounds of legal age earn sips with an invigorating jog and high-impact game of hide-and-seek. See burlingtonhash.com for details. Various Burlington locations, 6:30-9 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, bh3@burlingtonhash.com.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: Ladies dribble up and down the court during an evening of friendly competition. See meetup.com for details. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. Free.

Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

theater

‘BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY’: The fast-paced comedy by Ken Ludwig puts a hysterical spin on the hounding mystery tale by Arthur Conan Doyle in this St. Michaels Playhouse production. McCarthy Arts Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $34.50-$43.50. Info, 654-2281.

MAN OF LA MANCHA: The Tony Award-winning play based on The Adventures of Don Quixote springs to the stage under the direction of Tim Fort. Weston Playhouse, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $17.50-65. Info, 824-8167.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, LIVE!: Young thespians recreate the classic 1970s cartoon series in this familyfriendly Weston Playhouse Theatre Company musical. Weston Rod & Gun Club, 1 p.m. $8-15. Info, 824-5288.

words

AUTHORS AT THE ALDRICH: RON KRUPP: The green thumb and author digs into The Woodchuck Returns to Gardening. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

READING FREDERICK DOUGLASS: People honor the civil rights champion with a participatory recitation of his hard-hitting Fourth of July address.

See vermonthumanities.org for details. Centre Congregational Church, Brattleboro, 7 p.m. Free Gilbert Hart Library, Wallingford, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

WEDNESDAY FICTION WORKSHOP: Guest author Jensen Beach joins in for a feedback session on pages penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

WRITING CIRCLE: Prompts lead into a 30-minute free write and sharing opportunities in a nonjudgmental atmosphere. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext.

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LA LECHE LEAGUE MEETING: Nursing mothers share breastfeeding tips and resources. Essex Free Library, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, lllessexvt@gmail. com.

SUMMERVALE: Locavores fête farms and farmers at a weekly event centered on food, brews and kids’ activities, with music by the Battle of Santiago.

Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440.

WOMEN GROW MEETING: Female cannabis cultivators discuss the growing scene in Vermont with special speakers senators Jeanette White and Dick Sears. Vermont Farmers Food Center, Rutland, 6:308:30 p.m. $25-40; preregister. Info, 952-6217.

fairs & festivals

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: High-flying acrobatics and circus acts astonish spectators in venues — inside and out — across the city. Various Montréal locations. $15-25. Info, 514-376-8648.

OHANA MUSIC AND ART FESTIVAL: Music, food, art and apian awareness speakers: What could bee better? The Garcia Project headlines this farm-field get down that celebrates the yellow-striped pollinators. 31 Tabor Hill Rd., Fairfax, 3 p.m.-midnight. $20-60. Info, 752-9495.

film

‘SHE DONE HIM WRONG’: Mae West goes burlesque and must deal with the fall-out of a jealous exboyfriend in this 1933 dram-com. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

‘THE STRANGE LOVE OF MARTHA IVERS’: A cash bar and free popcorn help film lovers settle in for the story of a woman who must confront her accidentally murderous past. Mary’s Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 8-10 p.m. Free.

Info, 453-2432.

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BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: Gourmands rewind to when farm-to-table was a reality rather than luxury in a two-mile tour of the Queen City featuring snack stops at five restaurants. Awning behind ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 1 p.m. $48; preregister. Info, 863-5966.

COMMUNITY DISCUSSION: Residents get together to chew the fat over the values of space and community growth. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

COCKTAIL PARTY: Themed libations please palates at a weekly sipping session complete with shuffleboard. Stonecutter Spirits, Middlebury, noon-8 p.m.

Cost of drinks; BYO food. Info, 388-3000.

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CONTEMPORARY DANCE CLASS: Instruction for individuals of varying ability levels is tailored to each mover’s unique style. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, 863-6713.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY CHESS CLUB: Checkmate!

Strategic thinkers make calculated moves as they vie for their opponents’ king. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 324-1143.

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health & fitness

TIM MAKER, BETH SACHS, LEIGH SEDDON & DAVID BLITTERSDORF: The energy experts talk transitions in “Energy & Climate Change: Visions for a Path Forward” in a program coordinated by the Vermont Folklife Center. Champlain Valley Unitarian Universalist Society, Middlebury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-4964.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.6, Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 10 a.m.3 p.m. Wilkins Harley Davidson, Barre, 3 p.m.

BEHIND-THE-SCENES TOUR: Nature enthusiasts ages 8 and up learn how the organization cares for avian patients with an expedition to the intensive care unit, prep areas and flight cages.

Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center, Quechee, 2 p.m. $9.50-26. Info, info@vinsweb.org.

FEAST & FIELD FARMERS MARKET: Locally grown produce and music by Spencer Lewis and the Folk Rock Project are on the menu at a weekly pastoral party. Fable Farm, Barnard, 4:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-3391.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: A 20-minute guided practice with Andrea O’Connor alleviates stress and tension. Tea and a discussion follow. Winooski Senior Center, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-1161.

CORNWALL FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Interval training helps participants improve strength, agility, endurance and cardiovascular fitness. Cornwall Town Hall, 9-10 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

DESTRESS YOGA: A relaxing and challenging class lets healthy bodies unplug and unwind. Balance Yoga, Richmond, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $14. Info, 434-8401.

GIRLS RIDE OUT: Bikers take a relaxed, twowheeled tour around town accompanied by boombox tunes. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

INTRO TO EMBODIED MINDFULNESS: Christyn King teaches Phoenix Rising Yoga Therapy with basic postures and consciousness practices. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 5:307:30 p.m. $8-10; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext.

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INTRODUCTORY FORZA CLASS: Beginners get a workout with wooden replicas of the weapon while sculpting lean muscles and gaining mental focus.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

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MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Seekers clear their minds and find inspiration and creativity in a guided practice. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

kids

CHOCOLATE OLYMPICS: Kids ages 6 and up balance candy on a spoon while walking through an obstacle course and more at this edible adventure.

Fairfax Community Library, 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

DROP-IN YOUTH GARDEN SESSION: Kids of all ages dig into educational programming at the leafy veggie plots. Northwest Rutland Community Garden, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 779-5550.

GET UP AND GO!: Kurt Valenta gets kids stoked on seemingly magical science with snail races, balloon tricks and more. Jeudevine Memorial Library, Hardwick, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 472-6514.

LEGO CLUB: Brightly colored interlocking blocks inspire developing minds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

MAKE YOUR OWN BUG REPELLENT: Youngsters age 7 and up use essential oils to concoct their own sprayable insect shield. Fairfax Community Library, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $5; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Tykes ages 2 through 5 discover the magic of literature. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 454-8504.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Tots up to age 5 and their caregivers turn up the volume. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

SPECIAL OLYMPICS YOUNG ATHLETES PROGRAM: Children ages 2 through 7 with and without intellectual disabilities strengthen physical, cognitive and social development skills. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-6956.

language

FRENCH CONVERSATION: Speakers refine their linguistic dexterity in the romantic tongue. Bradford Public Library, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 222-4536.

montréal

MONTRÉAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See WED.6.

40TH ARMY BAND: Founded in 1907, this iconic group plays traditional patriotic tunes in the”Vermont’s Own” summer tour. 3 North Park Pl., Fair Haven, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 338-3480.

ANNEMIEKE MCLANE: SUMMERKEYS III: The pianist plays a program of Brahms and Chopin.

Richmond Free Library, 7:30-9 p.m. Donations. Info, 356-2199.

BROWN BAG CONCERT SERIES: THE TWANGSTOWN PARAMOURS: The Americana duo blends the sounds of Nashville and Austin in compelling harmonies during a relaxing outdoor sound-session. Woodstock Village Green, 5:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 457-3981.

MAPLE TREE PLACE SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: THE SHANA STACK BAND: The band’s country tunes help listeners get in the groove at this outdoor event. Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-9100.

BIRDS BY EARS & EYES: Birds just can’t keep quiet; find out who’s singing and what it’s all about. CCC Camp Smith trailhead, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

Elley-Long Music Center at St. Michaels College the Hardwick Townhouse

For more information: 1-800-639-3443 or visit www.craftsburychamberplayers.org

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE REALLY, REALLY ITCHY: Learn all about the plant kingdom, from medicinal jewelweed to nasty, blister-inducing poison ivy. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

ROCKIN’ THE LITTLE RIVER: TOUR OF CCC CAMP SMITH: Visit the site where 2,000 men who built the Waterbury Dam once lived. Camp Smith Trail Parking Lot, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister.

Info, 244-7103.

SUNSET AQUADVENTURE PADDLE: Explore the Waterbury Reservoir, and learn how the dam was built by hand. Contact Station. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; limited space; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

sports

BURLINGTON RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB: Mixedgender teams lace up for games of two-hand touch. You don’t need to be a pro to play, just bring cleats and a water bottle and learn a new sport.

Fort Ethan Allen Athletic Fields, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, burlingtonrugbyevents@gmail.com.

FREE AIKIDO CLASS: An introduction to the Japanese martial art focuses on centering and finding freedom while under attack. Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 6-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, 951-8900.

talks

GARY S. MOAK: The doctor dishes out healthful planning advice in “Estate Planning Through the Life Cycle” as a part of a greater series on aging.

Jewish Community of Greater Stowe, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-1800.

PAUL HANKE: The Yestermorrow Design-Build School instructor discusses beautiful buildings, including the house he designed in the shape of a dragon. South Burlington Community Library, 2-3 p.m. Free. Info, 652-7080.

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Enjoy some of Vermont’s finest food prepared by the Hotel Vermont team while supporting a good cause!

Food and beverages will come from conserved farms including Pete’s Greens, Jasper Hill Farm, Hill Farmstead Brewery, Bonnieview Farm, Fable Farm, and Ploughgate Creamery.

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‘BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY’: See WED.6, 8 p.m.

‘DEAR ELIZABETH’: The relationship between American poets Elizabeth Bishop and Robert Lowell comes to the stage in the epistolary drama

by Sarah Ruhl. See calendar spotlight. Dorset Theatre, 7:30 p.m. $18-49. Info, 867-2223.

‘THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL’: The colorful inhabitants of a Florida trailer park embark on a musical adventure peppered with good-natured fun — and adult language. Valley Players Theater, Waitsfield, 8-10:30 p.m. $18. Info, 583-1674.

MAN OF LA MANCHA: See WED.6, 7:30 p.m.

‘THE MIKADO’: Gilbert and Sullivan’s comic opera, set in Japan, takes a satirical look at British politics. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20.

Info, 456-8968.

‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: The story of “The Princess and the Pea” gets revamped by the Lamoille County Players in this side-splitting musical comedy. Hyde Park Opera House, 7-9:30 p.m. $10-18. Info, 888-4507.

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OPEN MIC: Players, poets and storytellers test their talents onstage. Jericho Town Library, 6:308:30 p.m. Free; BYOB; preregister to perform. Info, jerichoopenmic@gmail.com.

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CAMILA MEZA: The vocalist, guitarist and composer originally from Santiago, Chile brings her musical gifts with improvisational melodies.

Ballard Park, Westport, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-962-8945.

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THE BATTLE OF SANTIAGO: The Toronto-based group combines Afro-Cuban rhythms and Canadian post-rock vibes for a sound that transcends borders. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 9 p.m. $10-12. Info, 540-0406.

SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: CAJUN DOUBLE FIDDLES: A book sale and barbecue fuel an evening shindig in the gazebo. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 426-3581.

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SONNY KNIGHT & THE LAKERS: The 67-year old powerhouse takes music lovers back to the heyday of Aretha Franklin, Sam Cooke and James Brown.

Dartmouth Green, Hanover, N.H., 5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 603-646-2422.

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OTTER CREEK FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: ‘SUNSET BOULEVARD’: The Vermont Theater Lab stages the musical by Sir Andrew Lloyd Webber that follows the story of a handsome young writer and a silentfilm star fallen from grace. Brandon Town Hall, 7:30-10 p.m. $15-25. Info, 855-8081.

‘ROMEO & JULIET’: The Fairfax Community Theatre imparts sweet sorrows upon attentive audiences with its rendition of the classic Shakespearean drama. Bellows Free Academy, Fairfax, 7:30 p.m. $10-15. Info, 879-2867.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, LIVE!: See WED.6.

‘TOMFOOLERY’: Nothing is sacred in this satirical show by Tom Lehrer, which features numbers like “Poisoning Pigeons in the Park” and “The Masochism Tango.” See calendar spotlight.

Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7:30 p.m. $10-30.

Info, 229-0492.

VOXFEST: Past and present Dartmouth students and faculty present works-in-progress.

See hop.dartmouth.edu for details. Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 5:30 & 8 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

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GIANT BOOK SALE: More than 20,000 affordably priced titles tantalize readers in an outdoor sale. Stowe Free Library, 9 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 253-6145.

MAYOR’S BOOK GROUP: Mayor Miro Weinberger leads a community discussion of Edward Glaeser’s Triumph of the City: How Our Greatest Invention Makes Us Richer, Smarter, Greener, Healthier and Happier. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0406.

RECITE!: Rhyme-and-meter masters regale listeners with original and chosen poetry at this monthly meetup. Mon Vert Café, Woodstock, 5:30-7 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 457-299-7073.

ROSE MCLARNEY: The poet and poetry editor of Southern Humanities Review reads from selected works. A wine reception follows. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free; limited space. Info, 748-8291.

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FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal.

Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

dance

BALLROOM DANCING & WEST COAST SWING: Learn how to twist with Ballroom Nights, then join others in a dance social featuring disco, tango and more. Singles, couples and beginners welcome.

Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, West Coast swing lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance social, 8-9:30 p.m. $10-14. Info, 862-2269.

ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: Jubilant motions with the Green Mountain Druid Order inspire divine connections. Auditorium, Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 505-8011.

NEW WORKS: Hanna Satterlee shows off a sitespecific piece, while Millie Heckler introduces a hip-hop-inspired performance. Phantom Theater, Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 496-5997.

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BLUEBIRD FAIRY CARD READINGS: Artist Emily Anderson offers interpretations of her inspirational cards, as well as personal decks for purchase. Arts Riot, Burlington, 5-9:30 p.m. $8. Info, 238-4540.

GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: Local historian Thea Lewis treats pedestrians to tales of madmen, smugglers, pub spirits and, of course, ghosts.

Democracy Sculpture. 199 Main St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $18; preregister; limited space. Info, 863-5966.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

fairs & festivals

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: See THU.7.

NEWPORT VERMONT JAZZ FESTIVAL: The shores of Lake Memphremagog teem with tunes from the likes of Dwight & Nicole, Madaila, Stanley Jordan and others over three days of live music and workshops. Gateway Center, Newport, 2-11 p.m. $10-75 for some concerts; free for most events.

Info, 777-7372.

OHANA MUSIC AND ART FESTIVAL: See THU.7, 10-3 a.m.

WATERBURY ARTS FEST: More than 80 exhibitors, a beer garden and yummy eats make up the weekend-long art-tastic affair, with live entertainment headlined by the Grift. Downtown Waterbury, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-6029.

film

‘TANNER ’88’: Screenings of the hard-hitting political satire written by Garry Trudeau about the 1988 presidential race gears folks up for the general election. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 6:30 p.m. $2-20. Info, 603-508-8528.

food & drink

BELLOWS FALLS FARMERS MARKET: Grass-fed beef meets bicycle-powered smoothies at a foodie fair overflowing with veggies, cheeses, prepared eats, kids activities and live music. Canal Street, Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, bellowsfallsmarket@gmail.com.

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: See THU.7.

BURLINGTON TRUCK STOP: Mobile kitchens dish out mouthwatering fare and local libations.

An indoor artists’ market adds flair to the night.

ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-0406.

COCKTAIL PARTY: See THU.7.

DOWNTOWN RISING: Plattsburgh comes alive with local food, music and art at the weekly market organized by Chazy Farm. Trinity Park, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-570-5016.

FIVE CORNERS FARMERS MARKET: Conscious consumers shop local produce, premade treats and crafts. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@gmail. com.

FOODWAYS FRIDAYS: Cooks use heirloom herbs and veggies to revive historic recipes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $414; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

FRIDAY NIGHT SUSHI & BRING YOUR OWN VINYL: Gourmands roll in for a night of rice and riffs. Stowe Street Café, Waterbury, 6-9 p.m. $8-20; BYOB. Info, 882-8229.

RICHMOND FARMERS MARKET: An open-air marketplace connects cultivators and fresh-food browsers. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 343-9778.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.6, 9:15 a.m.

health & fitness

FITNESS FOR EVERY BODY: Strength, agility, coordination and heart-healthy exercises are modified for folks of all ability levels. Charlotte Senior Center, 9:15-10 a.m. $10. Info, 343-7160.

kids

ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Little ones up to age 4 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

FINDING BUTTERFLIES: Kiddos learn about winged wonders and where to find them, then make T-shirts. Hayes Room, Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. $4. Info, 223-3338.

FITNESS FRIDAY: YOGA GAMES: Movers in first through fifth grade have fun with exercise.

Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-6955.

JERRY SCHNEIDER: Kids ages 6 and up learn all about bats and even make their own batty T-shirt with the nature educator. Jeudevine Memorial Library, Hardwick, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6514.

LEGO DAY & MOVIE: Tykes create mini-masterpieces with colorful blocks before catching Despicable Me 2. Children ages 8 and younger must be accompanied by an adult. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

SONGS & STORIES WITH MATTHEW: Matthew Witten helps children start the day with tunes and tales of adventure. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:45 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

STORY TIME AT THE HARDWICK FARMERS MARKET: The Jeudevine Memorial Library captivates kiddos with narratives focused on force and motion. Atkins Field, Hardwick, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 472-5948.

SUMMER STORY TIME: Kiddos ages 3 through 6 navigate narratives, then jump into casual craft time. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:3011 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA TD BANK SUMMER FESTIVAL TOUR: An evening of enchanting melodies by Brahms, John Williams and others concludes with Tchaikovsky’s 1812 Overture and a fireworks display. Okemo Mountain Resort, Ludlow, gates open for picnicking, 5:30 p.m.; concert, 7:30 p.m. $5-35; free for kids under 18 with advance adult ticket purchase. Info, 863-5966.

WINE DOWN FRIDAYS: MELLOW YELLOW: The band busts out tribute tunes to the psychedelic ’60s and ’70s. Food by Almost Home Market whets the appetite. Lincoln Peak Vineyard, New Haven, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7368.

outdoors

BIRD BANDING: SCIENCE IN ACTION: Fans of feathered fliers drop in to learn about this unique method of studying songbirds. Call ahead in case of rain. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-11 a.m. $5. Info, 434-3068.

KAYAK TOUR: Nature lovers take to the waters of the Connecticut River with the Vermont Institute of Natural Science for a guided tour and dinner. 61 Passumpic Ave., Wilder, 5-8:30 p.m. $60-65. Info, 359-5000.

MAKING TRACKS: SEEING SKINS & SKULLS: Pour and paint track casts of furry friends to take home.

Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

STREAM RAMBLE: Water-shoe-clad nature lovers grab critter nets and explore the secrets of the mountain stream. Stevenson Brook Trail, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

sports

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FRIDAY NIGHT 420 RACING: Hoist the jib! Crews of two unwind from the week with a low-key race.

Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-2499.

music

THE PROUTY: Folks golf, cycle, walk and row their way toward a cure at a benefit for the DartmouthHitchcock Norris Cotton Cancer Center. See theprouty.org for details. Frances C. Richmond Middle School, Hanover, N.H. $5-2,500; free for some events; preregister. Info, 800-226-8744.

MONTRÉAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See WED.6.

40TH ARMY BAND: TRUE NORTH: See WED.7, Gateway Center, Newport, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 338-3480.

CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS: The trio delivers a fine mix of country tunes in an outdoor environment. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

DRYMILL ROAD: The international touring band dishes out newgrass refrains. The Coydogs and Tim Howl open. ROTA Gallery and Studio, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. $3-10. Info, rotagallery@gmail.com.

FRIDAY NIGHT CONCERT SERIES: TAYLOR HICKS: The 2005 “American Idol” winner entertains while locals shop from various vendors and enjoy outdoor dining and kids’ activities. Downtown Rutland, 6-10 p.m. Free. Info, 773-9380.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: ITALIAN VOICES: Eugenia Zukerman joins the festival featuring works by Italian composers to grace audiences with a flute performance.

University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $25; free for students. Info, 503-1220.

POINT COUNTERPOINT CHAMBER PLAYERS: A faculty ensemble from the music camp delivers a program which includes Beethoven and Schubert. Salisbury Congregational Church, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 352-6671.

FLUID TRANSITIONS & YOGA SUMMER CARILLON CONCERT TH NIDRA: Yogis incorporate arm balZA U .7 ME | MUS SERIES: The melody of bells rings out IC | C A M IL A ances, jumps and inversions into their across campus in a performance by Laura flow while exploring breathing techniques Ellis, the carillonneur at the University of Florida, and bandhas. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 7-8:30 Gainesville. Mead Memorial Chapel, Middlebury p.m. $12-15. Info, 448-4262.

College, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-3168.

LAUGHTER YOGA: Breathe, clap, chant and giggle; TROMBONE SHORTY & ORLEANS AVENUE: both new and experienced participants reduce The New Orleans native, a bandleader at age stress with this playful practice. The Wellness Co6, brings his signature smooth stylings to the op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, Green Mountain State. See calendar spotlight. ext. 300.

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $35-55. Info, RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.6.

775-0903.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.6.

talks

CLIMATE CHANGE & PUBLIC LANDS: Attendees learn how Mt. Mansfield State Park has changed over the years. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

theater

‘BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY’: See WED.6, 8 p.m.

‘DEAR ELIZABETH’: See THU.7.

‘THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL’: See THU.7.

MAN OF LA MANCHA: See WED.6, 7:30 p.m.

‘THE MIKADO’: See THU.7.

‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: See THU.7.

OTTER CREEK FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: ‘SUNSET BOULEVARD’: See THU.7, 7:30-10 p.m.

‘ROMEO & JULIET’: See THU.7, 7:30 p.m.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, LIVE!: See WED.6, 1 & 4 p.m.

‘THE SECRET GARDEN’: The North Country Community Theatre presents its rendition of the family-friendly musical based on the book by Frances Hodgson Burnett. Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $15-25. Info, 603-448-0400.

‘TOMFOOLERY’: See THU.7.

VOXFEST: See THU.7.

words

CHARD DENIORD: Vermont’s poet laureate reads from selected works. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, info@chaffeeartcenter.org.

FRIDAY MORNING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers use MFAstyle critique methods to analyze a novel-in-progress by a Burlington Writers Workshop member.

110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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GIANT BOOK SALE: See THU.7, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

MUSLIM GIRLS MAKING CHANGE SEND-OFF: The young poetry slammers perform original works at a celebration of their impending journey to the Brave New Voices Festival in Washington, D.C. Refreshments and light banter follow. Maglianero, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, sgliech@youngwritersproject.org.

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OPEN FARM & STUDIO TOUR: More than 40 artists and small farms open to the public at this annual celebration of the arts and local agriculture. See openfarmandstudio.com for details. Various Champlain Islands locations, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 378-4591.

TATTOOING DEMONSTRATION & SAKE BAR: Nakona Macdonald gives a demonstration of his ink-working techniques on a live subject. A cash sake bar follows. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5258.

bazaars

ANTIQUES & UNIQUES: A town tradition since 1971, this gathering of more than 100 antique vendors and artisans offers up live music and locally sourced items — including more than 8,000 books, some of them rare and collectible. Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. $5 parking fee benefits the Craftsbury Fire Department. Info, antiquesanduniquesvt@gmail.com.

CHELSEA FLEA MARKET: Pickers, fueled by a noontime chicken barbecue, browse the wares of 125 antique and craft vendors. North and South Commons, Chelsea, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, chelseafleamarket@gmail.com.

PEASANT MARKET: Bargain shoppers flock to the Middlebury area’s largest flea market and rummage sale. A kids’ booth, raffle and local fare round out the old-fashioned bazaar. Middlebury St. Stephen’s on the Green Episcopal Church, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 989-6917.

community

MONTPELIER MEMORY CAFÉ: People experiencing memory loss and their caretakers connect in a relaxed atmosphere. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-2518.

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dance

CONTRA DANCE: Nils Fredland calls the steps while folks in clean, soft-soled shoes groove to rollicking rhythms by Blind Squirrel. East Thetford Pavilion, walk-through, 7:45 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, uppervalleydmc@gmail.com.

NEW WORKS: See FRI.8.

CELEBRATION OF EXPRESSIVE ARTS: Melodies

by Hayley Sabella set the tone for the dinner concert series. The Inn, Montgomery Center, 6 p.m.

Donations. Info, 326-4391.

GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: See FRI.8.

GHOST WALK: SHADOWS OF THE PAST: Early risers familiarize themselves with the Burlington of yesteryear in a guided tour led by local historian Thea Lewis. Top of Church St., Burlington, 9 a.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

MAIN STREET LANDING, BURLINGTON, 7PM

YVES LAMBERT TRIO

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-0030.

MOTORCYCLE RIDE TO BENEFIT CAMP TA-KUMTA: Riders take to the open road from starting points around the state on a trip to Camp TaKum-Ta for a barbecue lunch. See takumta.org for details. Various locations statewide. $40-60; preregister. Info, sasha@takumta.org.

fairs & festivals

GRAFTON FOOD FESTIVAL: More than 25 vendors offer samples of local bites, while kids participate in a cook-off to see who’s top chef. See graftonfoodfestival.com for details. Grafton Inn, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $10; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 800-843-1801.

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: See THU.7.

NEWPORT VERMONT JAZZ FESTIVAL: See FRI.8, noon-11 p.m.

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BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: See THU.7.

BURLINGTON FARMERS MARKET: More than 90 stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers, artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172.

CAPITAL CITY FARMERS MARKET: Meats and cheeses join farm-fresh produce, baked goods, and locally made arts and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 793-8347.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the flavor profiles of four different confections. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

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WATERBURY ARTS FEST: See FRI.8, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

‘MONSTER FROM THE OCEAN FLOOR’ & ‘MANBEAST’: In a nod to Champ, the center screens producer Roger Corman’s 1954 flick, followed by his short film about a search for the Yeti. Newman Center, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, serious_61@yahoo.com.

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VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.6, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

Vermont Cider Classic

SATURDAY, JULY 23, ARTSRIOT, BURLINGTON

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SOUND AFFECTS: A Community Event THURSDAY, JULY 28, ARTSRIOT, BURLINGTON

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FRIDAY, AUGUST 26, ARTSRIOT, BURLINGTON

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COCKTAIL PARTY: See THU.7.

COLD ROAST TURKEY & SALAD SUPPER: Potato and broccoli salads, rolls, and desserts round out the buffet-style meal. Takeout is available.

Vergennes United Methodist Church, 5-6:30 p.m. $5-9. Info, 877-3150.

w/Clyde Stats, Dono Schabner and David Gusakov

$20 suggested donation at the door (no advance tickets) Email reservations to: mark.sustic@gmail.com

OHANA MUSIC AND ART FESTIVAL: See THU.7, 10-3 a.m.

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SECOND SATURDAY SWING DANCE: Quick-footed participants get into the groove with DJ-spun songs. Bring clean shoes with nonmarking soles. Beginner lesson, 8 p.m.; dance, 8.30 p.m.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 8-11 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.6, University Mall, South Burlington, 10:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Lone Pine Campsites, Colchester, 3 p.m.

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MONTPELIER CONTRA EXCHANGE: After a regular dance, steppers try out a new form in a respectful environment. Capital City Grange, Berlin, contra, 8-10:45 p.m.; feature dance, 10:45-11:30 p.m. $6-12.

Info, contraexchange@gmail.com.

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ADULT COLORING: Grown-ups grab colored pencils for a meditative and creative activity. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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PRACTICE ACT EXAM: The Burnham Library and the Princeton Review give high school students a go at the standardized test. Our Lady of Grace Parish, Colchester, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 264-5660.

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BATTLE OF HUBBARDTON REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENCAMPMENT: More than 300 reenactors play out tactical demonstrations and offer tours of camp life. Call for schedule of events. Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, 9:30 a.m.-5 p.m. $6; free for kids under 15. Info, 273-2282.

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NORTHERN VERMONT SCRABBLE CLUB: Wordsmiths use lettered tiles to spell out winning combinations. Panera Bread, Barre, 1-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 524-1801.

health & fitness

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.6, 8-9 a.m.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.6, North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m.

holidays

SATURDAY DROP-IN STORY TIME: A weekly selection of songs and narratives engages all ages.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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MONTRÉAL INTERNATIONAL JAZZ FESTIVAL: See WED.6.

music

BOW THAYER: The musician’s Americana melodies feature tales, truths and fantasies about humanity.

Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $20; $40 includes dinner package; preregister; BYOB. Info, 247-4295.

BREWS WITHOUT BORDERS: Imbibers raise funds for Engineers Without Borders VT while jamming out to music from Mal Maiz, enjoying food-truck fare and placing bids at a silent auction. The Tap Room at Switchback Brewing, Burlington, 4-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 578-3550.

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CARILLON SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: Notable musicians ring the 47 keyboard-controlled bells in the bell tower. Parade Ground. Norwich University, Northfield, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 485-2080.

CITIZEN CIDER LAKE HOPPER CRUISE SERIES: SHIP OF FOOLS: Dead Set perform the Grateful Dead’s final concerts on a nighttime voyage aboard the Lake Champlain Ferry. King Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, will call, 5 p.m.; boarding, 6 p.m.; cruise, 7-10 p.m. $20-25. Info, 658-4771.

DUPONT BROTHERS: The Americana duo perform original refrains with Hilary McCabe on violin and Dan Bishop on upright bass. Cricket Blue open after a barbecue feast. Flying Stage, ReSOURCE Household Goods & Building Material Store, Barre, 6:30 p.m. $15 plus cost of food. Info, 552-3481.

JON GAILMOR: The Vermont singer-songwriter serenades picnickers at an all ages show. The Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 6:30-8 p.m.

Donations. Info, 249-0404.

ROCHESTER CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY: Musicians celebrate the music of Bach and others. Hancock Town Hall, 7-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9234.

SOUTHERN VERMONT IDOL: Singers belt out their chosen melodies in hopes of impressing the judges and audience. Bellows Falls Moose Lodge, 7 p.m. $3-14; preregister; limited space. Info, 603-313-0052.

SUMMER EVENINGS WITH VERMONT TREASURES: Christine Malcolm and Friends offer up modern folk, rock and blues for a swingin’ good time. Proceeds fund restoration of the historic Meeting House. Old Meeting House, East Fairfield, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 827-3275.

THE GOOD, THE BAD & THE REALLY, REALLY ITCHY: See THU.7, 10 a.m.

THE MAGIC OF BIRD MIGRATION: Avian enthusiasts learn how songbirds, shorebirds and other species travel thousands of miles each year with astounding accuracy. B-Side Beach, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

MUSHROOMS DEMYSTIFIED: Fungi lovers learn about different varieties — fabulous and fearsome alike — found throughout the park. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-3; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

OWL PROWL & NIGHT GHOST HIKE: Flashlight holders spy denizens of dusk on a journey to 19th-century settlement ruins, where spooky Vermont tales await.

Meet at the History Hike parking lot. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

Centre, Champlain Valley Expo, Essex Junction, 12:30-4:30 p.m. $30 for 12 cards. Info, 434-2055.

OTTER CREEK FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: ‘SUNSET BOULEVARD’: See THU.7, 7:30-10 p.m.

health & fitness

‘ROMEO & JULIET’: See THU.7, 7:30 p.m.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED. 6.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, LIVE!: See WED.6, 1 & 4 p.m.

NIA WITH SUZY: Drawing from martial, dance and healing arts, sensory-based movements push participants to their full potential. South End Studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $14. Info, 522-3691.

‘THE SECRET GARDEN’: See FRI.8.

‘TOMFOOLERY’: See THU.7.

words

YOGA FOR BIKERS: Cyclists stretch it out to raise money for the Cystic Fibrosis Lifestyle Foundation. Mad River Yoga, Moretown, 8:30-10:30 a.m. $25.

Info, 496-3085.

CRAFTSBURY PUBLIC LIBRARY BOOK SALE: Thousands of gently used titles at bargain prices entice readers. Craftsbury Public Library, Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free.

Info, 586-9683.

GIANT BOOK SALE: See THU.7, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

kids

SCHOLASTIC SUMMER READING |M ROAD TRIP: A pop-up reading S US E IC ZF SATURDAY PROSE WORKSHOP: festival features book signings with | NE AZ TJ W PO RT VERM ON Book hounds confer over short ficauthors including Phoebe Stone and tion or nonfiction pieces by Burlington Eric Luper, crafts, a photo booth, and high Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, fives with Clifford the Big Red Dog. Flying Pig Books, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.

Shelburne, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3999. com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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kids

BIRD MONITORING WALK: Experienced ornithology enthusiasts bring binoculars and keep an eye out for winged wonders. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-9 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 434-2167.

United Methodist Church, N.H., 6 p.m. $25. Info, 603-448-4141.

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RED, WHITE AND BERRY: The farm invites people to celebrate a belated Independence Day with berry treats, lawn games and lunch. Fisher Brothers Farm, Shelburne, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 735-0005.

outdoors

RIVER RESTORATION FIELD TRIP: Picnickers take to the West Branch of the White River to check out rebuilding efforts. 2924 Brandon Mountain Rd., Rochester, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 662-5309.

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STREAM RAMBLE: Water-shoe-clad nature lovers grab critter nets and explore the secrets of the mountain stream. Nature Trail, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

FRUITS OF THE FOREST MYCOWALK: The MoTown Mushrooms team offers an introduction to edible caps on a one-mile stroll. The Black Barn Farm, Waterbury, 10 a.m.-12:30 p.m. $20. Info, 851-8222.

seminars

VCAM’S DIGITAL EDITING CERTIFICATION: Adobe Premiere users get familiar with the most recent version of the editing software. Prerequisite of VCAM Access Orientation or equivalent, or instructor’s permission. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 651-9692.

sports

BRAIN FREEZER 5K: Runners raise funds for People Helping People Global, which distributes microloans to folks living on less than $2 a day. Battery Park, Burlington, 10 a.m. $30-35; preregister; limited space. Info, 318-4488.

DIRTY GIRL MUD RUN: Women tackle a fun yet challenging obstacle course in an untimed 5K “race” followed by an after-party. Killington Resort, 9 a.m. $65-80. Info, support@humanmovement.me.

MID-SEASON CHAMPIONSHIPS: Souped-up cars circle the track in search of glory. Devil’s Bowl Speedway, West Haven, 6 p.m. $18-20; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 265-3112.

THE PROUTY: See FRI.8.

RAID LAMOILLE: Cyclists tackle challenging 100K or 50K gravel road adventures, then enjoy a catered lunch and local brews. Rusty Nail, Stowe, 8 a.m. $60-75. Info, 603-682-9954.

talks

ROLF DIAMANT & NORA MITCHELL: The Woodstock residents offer insight into their new illustrated book, A Thinking Person’s Guide to America’s National Parks. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

theater

‘BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY’: See WED.6, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘DEAR ELIZABETH’: See THU.7.

VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA TD BANK SUMMER FESTIVAL TOUR: See FRI.8, Three Stallion Inn, Randolph.

‘THE GREAT AMERICAN TRAILER PARK MUSICAL’: See THU.7.

VILLAGE HARMONY TEEN ENSEMBLE: Singers embrace musical traditions from the Balkans and beyond in a program of international choral music.

Next Stage Arts Project, Putney, 7:30 p.m. $5-15.

Info, 387-0102.

‘THE MIKADO’: See THU.7.

MAN OF LA MANCHA: See WED.6.

‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: See THU.7.

OPERA NORTH YOUNG ARTIST SHOWCASE: A program of arias and ensembles showcases the talents of vocalists and pianists. Lebanon

agriculture

art

OPEN FARM & STUDIO TOUR: See SAT.9.

community

BATTLE OF HUBBARDTON REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENCAMPMENT: See SAT.9, 8 a.m.-2 p.m.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: Peaceful people gather for guided meditation and interactive discussions.

Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10.

Info, assistant@centerformindfullearning.org.

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BEHIND-THE-SCENES TOUR: See THU.7.

GHOST WALK: SHADOWS OF THE PAST: See SAT.9.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

fairs & festivals

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: See THU.7.

NEWPORT VERMONT JAZZ FESTIVAL: See FRI.8, 9 a.m.-9 p.m.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.9.

KNIFE SHARPENING & CUBAN SANDWICHES: Dull blades, be gone! Jim Cunningham of JRC Knife Sharpening whets cutting tools while customers dig into fresh-pressed sammies. Chef Contos Kitchen & Store, Shelburne, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $4-5 per knife; $15 for a sandwich. Info, 497-3942.

MEALS ON WHEELS FUNDRAISER: Diners raise money for the nonprofit by eating out. Leunig’s Bistro & Café, Burlington, 9 a.m.-10 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 863-3759 or 802-862-6253.

TASTE OF THE SOUTH: Expert cooks provide bonafide eats from below the Mason-Dixon Line.

Lawn. South Burlington Life Church, 5-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 803-393-3864.

WINOOSKI FARMERS MARKET: Area growers and bakers offer ethnic fare, assorted harvests and agricultural products against a backdrop of live music.

Winooski Falls Way, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, info@ downtownwinooski.org.

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ing to art and zoology, junior birders ages 5 through 9 develop research and observation skills. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-3 p.m. Regular admission, $3.50-7; free for members; preregister.

Info, 434-2167.

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LGBTQ FIBER ARTS GROUP: A knitting, crocheting and weaving session welcomes all ages, gender identities, sexual orientations and skill levels. Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 860-7812.

music

THE FYRE AND LIGHTNING CONSORT: The medieval musical trio presents a varied program including tunes from France, Spain and Ireland. A question and answer session follows. St. Andrew’s Episcopal Church of St. Johnsbury, 3-5 p.m. $10; free for kids. Info, 498-3173.

NORTHEAST FIDDLERS ASSOCIATION MEETING: Lovers of this spirited art form gather to catch up and jam. Hyde Park VFW Post, noon-5 p.m.

Donations of nonperishable food items accepted.

Info, 728-5188.

ROCHESTER CHAMBER MUSIC SOCIETY: Julia Salerno and Sarah Whitney perform violin works.

Federated Church of Rochester, 4 p.m. Donations.

Info, 767-9234.

UKELELE MELEE: Fingers fly at a group lesson on the four-stringed Hawaiian instrument. Fletcher Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA TD BANK SUMMER FESTIVAL TOUR: See FRI.8, Trapp Family Lodge Concert Meadow, Stowe, WORKSHOP & HOUSE CONCERT WITH ANDY COHEN & BILL ELLIS: A musical study group is followed by a potluck dinner and performance and camping. Headwaters Garden & Learning Center, Cabot, workshop, 3-5 p.m.; dinner, 5 p.m.; concert, 7 p.m. $20-35. Info, 792-1293.

outdoors

BIRDS BY EARS & EYES: See THU.7, Nature Center.

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CHOOSE YOUR OWN ADVENTURE HIKING SERIES: Adventure seekers confer with park interpreters to map out routes meeting individual needs. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

GETTING THERE FROM HERE: See WED.6, 12:30 p.m.

ROCKIN’ THE LITTLE RIVER: TOUR OF WATERBURY DAM: Visit the site where 2,000 men who built the Waterbury Dam once lived. Top of the Waterbury Dam. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11:30 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

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politics

AN OLD-FASHIONED POLITICAL PICNIC: VERMONT REPUBLICAN GOVERNORS’ DEBATE: Washington and Orange counties host a town hall forum with gubernatorial candidates Bruce Lisman and Lt. Gov. Phil Scott. Museum tours and old-fashioned games beef up the program. Vermont Granite Museum, Barre, noon-5 p.m. $17-60. Info, 371-7080.

sports

ADVENTURE RIDE: Cyclists embark on a 20-mile mystery ride over varying terrain. Bring snacks and call for details. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

DOC MUNSON MEMORIAL GOLF TOURNAMENT: Players hit the green and tee off, then settle down with a seated dinner. Proceeds support youth activities. Lake Morey Resort, Fairlee, 1 p.m. $40-110; preregister; limited space. Info, 222-9622.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHALLENGE RACE: Boaters of all ages hit the water for a three-mile race across the lake in kayaks, canoes and nonmotorized boats. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Vergennes, registration, 9:30 a.m.; race, 11 a.m. $25. Info, 475-2022.

MID-SEASON CHAMPIONSHIPS: See SAT.9.

SMUGGLERS’ NOTCH TRAIL RACE: Adults lace up for 4K and 8K courses in a cross-country competition, while kids 6 and under tackle a fun run. Smugglers’ Notch Resort, Jeffersonville, 9:30 a.m.-noon. $5-15; preregister. Info, trailseries@smuggs.com.

STOWE 8-MILER & FLYING ONION 5K: Runners from around New England return to Stowe for the 35-yearold race, now with a 5K option, followed by ice cream and craft beer. Rusty Nail, Stowe, 8:30 a.m. $50-30; preregister; limited space. Info, 603-682-9954.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE PICKUP: Athletes bust out their discs for a casual game. Bring cleats and white and dark shirts. Calahan Park, Burlington, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, gmdaboard@gmail.com.

interpretation available; call for details. Archibald Neighborhood Garden, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 864-7528.

dance

SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of the salsa, merengue, bachata and cha-cha. North End Studio A, Burlington, fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 227-2572.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See WED.6, Barre Elks Club, 11:30 a.m.-5:30 p.m.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

SOCIAL GATHERING: Those who are deaf, hard of hearing or want to learn American Sign Language get together to break down communication barriers. The North Branch Café, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m.

Cost of food and drink. Info, 595-4001.

fairs & festivals

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: See THU.7.

film

INFLUENTIAL FILMS OF THE ’60S: Rick Winston and Rob Mermin show clips from films such as The Graduate and Who’s Afraid of Virginia Woolf?. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 456-8968.

food & drink

MAMA MANGEZ: Creative families collaborate at a cooking party. Bring an ingredient and containers for leftovers. Tulsi Tea Room, Montpelier, 4-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-1431.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.6, 7 p.m.

WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Swift females of varying skill levels break a sweat while making runs for the goal. For ages 18 and up. Rain location, Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center. Soccer fields, Leddy Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; $3 for rain location. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

MAH JONGG: Longtime players and neophytes alike compete in the popular Chinese tile game.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

theater

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.6.

‘DEAR ELIZABETH’: See THU.7, 2 p.m.

health & fitness

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.10, 7 p.m.

‘THE MIKADO’: See THU.7.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.6, North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m.

‘ONCE UPON A MATTRESS’: See THU.7, 2-4:30 p.m.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.6.

‘ROMEO & JULIET’: See THU.7, 2 p.m.

SCHOOLHOUSE ROCK, LIVE!: See WED.6, 3 p.m.

‘THE SECRET GARDEN’: See FRI.8, 2 p.m.

‘TOMFOOLERY’: See THU.7, 2 p.m.

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kids

GROW YOURSELF A MEAL: Kids take a field trip to the library garden and harvest fresh veggies, then use them to make new recipes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

LEGO CLUB: Burgeoning builders create colorful constructions. Highgate Public Library, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 868-3970.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: See THU.7, 11 a.m.

STORY TIME & CRAFTS WITH CAITLIN: Engaging narratives complement seasonally themed creative projects. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 955-5124.

SUMMER GARDENING PROGRAM: Young gardeners take up their trowels and tend to the beds, then cook with the fruits of their labor. Highgate Public Library, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970.

BOOK SALE: Bargain shoppers stock their shelves with summer reading supplies, then enjoy lunch on the lawn. Charlotte Library, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 425-3864.

WRITE NOW!: Emerging wordsmiths in grades 6 through 12 hone their poetry and prose in a supportive environment. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

GIANT BOOK SALE: See THU.7, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

YOUNG ADULT ADVISORY BOARD: Students in grades 6 through 12 help make the library a destination for their peers. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

MON.11

HANDS IN THE DIRT: Seniors work side by side with preschoolers in the garden while stories and snacks keeps spirits high. Transportation and

language

ADVANCED-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Language learners perfect their pronunciation with guest speakers. Private residence, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

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theater

MONDAYS AT THE IMPROV: Emerging entertainers express themselves through theater games and acting techniques for onstage and off. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 999-7373.

words

Thur-Sun July 7-24

GIANT BOOK SALE: See THU.7, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

THE MONDAY NIGHT POETRY WORKSHOP: In the company of guest poet Kerrin McCadden, wordsmiths analyze creative works-in-progress penned

by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

Untitled-6 1 SHAPE & SHARE LIFE STORIES: Prompts from Recille Hamrell trigger recollections of specific experiences, which participants craft into narratives. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 12:30-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

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OPEN ART STUDIO: Seasoned makers and firsttimers alike convene to paint, knit and craft in a friendly environment. Bring a table covering for messy projects. Swanton Public Library, 4-8 p.m.

Free. Info, swantonartscouncil@gmail.com.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See FRI.8.

TUESDAY VOLUNTEER NIGHTS: Helping hands pitch in around the shop by organizing parts, moving bikes and tackling other projects. Children under 12 must be accompanied by an adult. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

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crafts

OPEN CRAFT NIGHT: Creative sparks fly in a studio space filled with snacking, sewing, socializing and sharing. Nido Fabric & Yarn, Burlington, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 881-0068.

dance

BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & FUSION DANCING: Pupils get schooled in the fundamentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: Fun-loving folks learn the smooth, sexy stylings of modern swing dance. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@ gmail.com.

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different forms, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

Directed by Shannon Sanborn Music Directed by Daniel Bruce Choreography by Taryn Noelle Book by Betsy Kelso Music & Lyrics: David Nehls All Tickets: $18 Available at valleyplayers.com or call 802-583-1674 ROUTE 100, WAITSFIELD

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: American Legion Post 27, Middlebury, 4 p.m.

BURLINGTON DEATH CAFÉ: Individuals meet for a thought-provoking and respectful conversation about death, aimed at accessing a fuller life.

College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 793-9111.

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agriculture

BTV MTB RIDE: Mountain bikers of all levels maneuver over local trails. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

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BACK ROADS READINGS: MAJOR JACKSON & ELLEN MCCULLOCH-LOVELL: The poets read from selected works. A book signing and refreshments follow. See calendar spotlight. Brownington Congregational Church, 3 p.m. Free. Info, backroadsreadings@gmail.com.

ZUMBA: See WED.6.

sports

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WHATFORWARD CIRCUS & ONWARD PAGEANT: Primitive puppets and their players unravel the passions and politics of our capitalist culture, proposing out-there solutions to difficult problems.

Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.6.

SAMBATUCADA! OPEN REHEARSAL: Newbies are invited to help keep the beat as Burlington’s samba street-percussion band sharpens its tunes. No experience or instruments are required. 8 Space Studio Collective, Burlington, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-5017.

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OTTER CREEK FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: ‘SUNSET BOULEVARD’: See THU.7, 7:30-10 p.m.

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HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

LA LECHE LEAGUE MEETING: See THU.7, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10:15-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 879-3000. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 720-272-8841.

PUZZLED PINT: Wordplay and logic lovers tackle tricky problems on puzzledpint.com, which unlocks the location of a Tuesday night get-together with even more puzzles. Various downtown Burlington locations, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 363-0232.

fairs & festivals

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: See THU.7.

film

‘JASON AND THE ARGONAUTS’: The 1963 fantasy feature follows the story of Greek hero Jason as he quests for the Golden Fleece. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 540-3018.

PRESCHOOL BALLET WITH MELISSA: Tots ages 3 through 5 dip and jump while their parents hang out at the library. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Melody makers ages 3 through 5 sing and dance the morning away.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 264-5660.

food & drink

health & fitness

BRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Hop to it! Get fit with strength, endurance, agility and coordination exercises. Otter Valley North Campus Gym, Brandon, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

DESTRESS YOGA: See THU.7, 5:45-7 p.m.

GENTLE DROP-IN YOGA: Yogis hit the mat for a hatha class led by Betty Molnar. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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MOTION LOCOMOTION WITH MR. K: Kurt Valenta leads kids in an exploration of how different animals move around. Highgate Public Library, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 868-3970.

STORY TIME: Little ones perk up their ears for narratives while engaging their hands with crafts.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.6, 7 p.m.

KICKBOXING CLASS WITH BELINDA: Athletes embrace their inner badass by building endurance, strength and flexibility in a class propelled by fun music. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $15.

Info, bestirredfitness@gmail.com.

MEN’S YOGA: Gents stretch and strengthen their limbs and learn how the practice can calm the nervous system. Balance Yoga, Richmond, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $14. Info, 434-8401.

ZUMBA WITH ALLISON: Conditioning is disguised as a party at this rhythm-driven workout session.

Swan Dojo, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $10. Info, 227-7221.

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MONTPELIER MUSIC & MOVEMENT: Energetic youngsters up to age 6 engage in songs and silliness with Laurie and Rachel of Active Brain, Active Body. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

READ TO WILLY WONKA THE CHOCOLATE LAB: Kiddos cozy up for story time with the library’s furry friend. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

games

SEVEN DAYS

LEGO CHALLENGE: Burgeoning builders tackle construction tasks with colorful blocks. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema hounds view campy features at this ode to offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

GRILLED FLATBREADS: Grillers stretch dough over the coals in a delicious outdoor cooking class with Norah Cunha. Intervale Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. $5-10. Info, 861-9753.

‘BOOKED FOR LUNCH’ SERIES: Lit lovers in grades K and up listen to unusual sports stories. Bring a bag lunch. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 11:30 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

CHILDREN’S UNDERGROUND FILM SOCIETY: Monthly movie screenings encourage viewers of all ages to think critically about artful cinema. Big Picture Theater and Café, Waitsfield, 5:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 496-8994.

DISCOVERY IN THE NESTLINGS NOOK: Preschoolers get familiar with feathered fliers through books, crafts, music and nature walks.

Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Regular admission, $3.50-7; free for members.

Info, 434-2167.

DROP-IN YOUTH GARDEN SESSION: See THU.7.

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faint of heart. Wear old clothes. Lawn, KelloggHubbard Library, Montpelier, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3338.

GAMING GROUP: Movers and dice-shakers ages 10 and up get together for tabletop board and card games. Fairfax Community Library, 5-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

GROSSOLOGY PART II: Kiddos of all ages take the plunge into yucky science by meddling with fake blisters and bumps to the head. This is not for the

SUMMER CHESS CLUB: Novices learn the right moves with guidance from teen strategists. Players 8 and under must bring an adult. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 1-2 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6956.

SUMMER GARDENING PROGRAM: See MON.11, 9-11 a.m.

TEEN TINKER TUESDAY: ROLLER COASTER: Kids in grades 6 through 12 construct a giant cardstock creation, then send marbles on a wild ride.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

TIME TRAVEL TUESDAYS: Families experience a blast from the past with 19th-century chores and games in the restored 1890 Farm House. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free with farm and museum admission; $4-14; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 457-2355.

TODDLER STORY TIME: Good listeners up to 3 years old have fun with music, rhymes, snacks and captivating tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

language

BEGINNER-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Basic communication skills are on the agenda at a guided lesson. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20.

Info, 324-1757.

‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

memorable evening. Tall Heights open. Middlebury Recreation Park, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3555.

OPEN JAM SESSION: Musicians follow the flow and explore sound together. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext.

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OPEN MIC: Musicians, storytellers and poets entertain a live audience at a monthly showcase of local talent. Wallingford Town Hall, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 446-2872.

SACRED HARP SING: Vocalists warm up, then launch into early American a cappella songs in a relaxed, harmonic evening. Listeners are welcome.

Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3031.

seminars

HOME CHEESEMAKING FOR BEGINNERS: Fromage lovers learn how to make mouthwatering mozzarella and ricotta with local goat herder Christine McMillian. Fairfax Community Library, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free; limited space; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

MEDICARE & YOU: AN INTRODUCTION TO MEDICARE: Members of the Central Vermont Council on Aging clear up confusion about the application process and plan options. Central Vermont Council on Aging, Barre, 3-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 479-0531.

SOLAR 101: SunCommon representative Joel Rhodes offers options for making the most of the sun’s power at home. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

STEM EXPERTS IN THE CLASSROOM INFORMATION SESSION: Experts in STEM or environmental fields connect over opportunities to volunteer in local schools. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center, Quechee, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 359-5000.

sports

BURLINGTON RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB: See THU.7.

talks

‘HOT TOPICS’ LECTURE SERIES: JOHN CUSHMAN: The editor and reporter for InsideClimate News brings the heat with “The Exxon Papers: Legal and Journalistic Implications.” Oakes Hall, Vermont Law School, South Royalton, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 831-1371.

theater

‘BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY’: See WED.6, 8 p.m.

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MIDDLEBURY FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: LES POULES À COLIN: From reels to waltzes, traditional Québécois tunes from the rising talents make for a

LAURA JOHNSON: The curator presents a talk on the fascinating history of silhouette portraiture. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History, Middlebury, noon. $5; free for members. Info, 388-2117.

LIFE DRAWING: See WED.6.

business

EMAIL MARKETING FOR YOUR SMALL BUSINESS: Attendees learn how to craft thoughtful, compelling emails to further their goals. Waterbury Public Library, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 882-8191.

crafts

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAPTER OF THE EMBROIDERERS GUILD OF AMERICA: Prospective thread enthusiasts get the scoop on stitch work with artists from the chapter. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 264-5660.

KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: See WED.6.

dance

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.6.

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HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.6.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: See WED.6.

fairs & festivals

MONTRÉAL CIRQUE FESTIVAL: See THU.7.

STOWE JEWISH JEWISH FILM FESTIVAL: ‘IN SEARCH OF ISRAELI CUISINE’: The food-focused film opens the series and features a guest appearance by the director, Roger Sherman. Jewish Community of Greater Stowe, 7-9 p.m. $10-15. Info, info@jcogs.org.

food & drink

COMMUNITY SUPPER: See WED.6.

THE VERMONT CHEESE PLATE: Fromage fans unite to learn about the dairy delicacy with Tom Bivins of the Vermont Cheese Council and food educator Rory Stamp. North Porch, The Inn at Shelburne Farms, 6-8 p.m. $75. Info, 985-8686.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.6.

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TEEN & ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Quick thinkers 14 and up rely on invented personas to face challenges and defeat enemies. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 264-5660.

CRAFT SESSION: CREATIVE NONFICTION: Burlington Writers Workshop members flex their pens by dipping into the styles of published authors. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space.

Info, 383-8104.

GIANT BOOK SALE: See THU.7, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

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INFINITE SUMMER: THE O.N.A.N.TIAD: CONTEXTUALIZING THE INFINITE INSANITY: Ambitious intellectuals discuss pages 375-442 of David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

D. L 13 IR CASTLETON SUMMER CONCERTS: THE | MU ST S IC | L I N D S E Y MID-SUMMER NIGHTMARES: Authors PARTY CRASHERS: The seasoned band Paul Tremblay, Kristin Dearborn, Thomas Olde performs funk, soul and rock melodies in an Heuvelt and Daniel Mills terrify readers with dark outdoor setting. Castleton University, 7-9 p.m. Free. fiction. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 468-6039.

Info, 229-0774.

JEFF SALISBURY BLUES BAND: The drummer is

joined by harmonica, guitar and bass for a night of vintage blues. Legion Field, Johnson, 8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 635-7826.

art

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.6.

PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: French-language folks engage in dialogue en français. Burlington Bay Market & Café, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 363-2431.

music

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READING FREDERICK DOUGLASS: See WED.6, Burlington City Hall, 5:30-7 p.m.

SEARCH FOR MEANING ADULT DISCUSSION GROUP: Avid readers reflect on selected texts.

Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-561-6920.

health & fitness

EPIC MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: See WED.6.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.6.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.6.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.6.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.6.

NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.6.

POWER SMOOTHIE BIKE: Healthy bodies pedal their way to delicious, nutritious treats. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.6.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.6.

TAI CHI: Instructor Shaina Levee walks movers of all ages and experience levels through the meditative martial art. Jericho Town Green, 10-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 899-4686.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.6.

ZUMBA: See WED.6.

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KIDS’ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Experienced and novice players ages 9 through 13 take on challenges to defeat enemies in this pen-and-paper role-playing game. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

MINI CONCERT: CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: THE MUSIC OF SPHERES: The group excerpts its evening performance of Darius Milhaud’s 1923 piano-quintet concert suite and other works.

Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443.

NINJA MANIA STORY TIME: Kickboxing characters come to life in a read-aloud session. Highgate Public Library, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970.

ROCKIN’ RON THE FRIENDLY PIRATE: The swaggering singer doles out raucous riffs about the seafaring folk while strumming guitar. Fairfax Community Library, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 426-3581.

SUMMER GARDENING PROGRAM: See MON.11, 9-11 a.m.

SUMMER SCIENCE: ARCHEOLOGY: Budding bone diggers age 6 and up sift for artifacts, create petroglyphs and contemplate ancient civilizations.

Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

SUMMER STORY TIME: See WED.6.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.6.

WEDNESDAY WACKTIVITY: PAPER AIRPLANES: Aspiring aeronauts ages 5 and up create aircrafts that will go the distance. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

YOUNG WRITERS & STORYTELLERS: Kindergartners through fifth graders practice crafting narratives. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

MIDDLEBURY FESTIVAL ON THE GREEN: DABY TOURÉ: With his ethereal voice, the guitar player and singer woos audiences. They Might Be Gypsies open. Middlebury Recreation Park, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 462-3555.

MIDDLESEX CONCERT SERIES: RED HOT JUBA: Swing tunes from the Burlington band give off a countrified jazz vibe in an outdoor performance. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 272-7578.

outdoors

FROGGER!: See WED.6.

GETTING THERE FROM HERE: See WED.6.

seminars

ARE THESE FIVE MISTAKES MAKING YOUR PET SICK?: Christine Sullivan walks animal owners through common pet-care mess-ups and natural home remedies. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

sports

BIKE BUM RACE SERIES: See WED.6.

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See WED.6.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: See WED.6.

talks

BOB JOLY: The Athenaeum director opens the presentation “Arts & Culture Series: the Evolution of Publisher’s Bindings: 1825-1900.” St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

DEVIN COLMAN: The Vermont state architectural historian travels through time with a pictorial tour in “Tales and Treasures of Essex.” Essex Community Historical Society, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4088.

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BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.6.

‘DEAR ELIZABETH’: See THU.7, 2-5:30 p.m. & 7:1510:30 p.m.

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.6.

INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.6.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: See WED.6.

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THE BACON BROTHERS: Kevin Bacon is more than a movie star: He and his brother take the stage for a compelling rock show. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $35-60. Info, 775-0903.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: THE MUSIC OF SPHERES: The group opens its 2016 season with Darius Milhaud’s 1923 piano-quintet concert suite.

Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. $10-25; free for kids under 12.

Info, 800-639-3443.

GREEN MOUNTAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Music lovers celebrate the eve of Bastille Day with major works in “Formidable French.” University of Vermont Recital Hall, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $25; free for students. Info, 503-1220.

JAN-PIET’S CHOICE: See WED.6.

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EXPLORING CARING FOR THE DYING THROUGH POETRY AND PROSE: Reflective exercises in poetry and prose with authors Marjorie Ryerson and Pamela MacPherson help participants explore the universal experience of death through literature.

College Street Congregational Church, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 793-9111.

GIANT BOOK SALE: See THU.7, 9 a.m.-8 p.m.

NOT JUST FICTION BOOK CLUB: From cover to cover, Hanya Yanagihara’s A Little Life captivates eager readers. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

VETERANS’ ASSOCIATION WOMEN’S COMPREHENSIVE CARE CENTER BOOK GROUP: Women who have served meet up for a discussion of literature. White River Junction VA Medical Center, 5-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 295-9363.

THE THE WAKE UP TO DYING PROJECT PROJECT An innovative TRAVELING exhibit about death, dying, and LIFE.

VETERANS BOOK GROUP: Those who have served in combat connect over reading materials. White River Junction VA Medical Center, 5-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 295-9363, ext. 5417.

BURLINGTON AT FLETCHER FREE LIBRARY AND COLLEGE STREET CONGREGATIONAL CHURCH

WEDNESDAY EVENING BOOK CLUB: Bibliophiles exchange ideas and opinions about The Pecan Man by Cassie Dandridge Selleck. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:45-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

WEDNESDAY FICTION WORKSHOP: Aspiring authors get together for a feedback session on pages penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members.

110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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LINDSEY STIRLING: The groundbreaking violinist blends electronica and dance with modern classical and Celtic modes. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $42-62. Info, 863-5966.

AUTHORS AT THE ALDRICH: STEPHEN P. KIERNAN: The journalist and novelist of The Hummingbird and Last Rights reads from his work. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

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EDWARD SHARPE AND THE MAGNETIC ZEROS: The 10-piece folk-pop ensemble takes the stage fresh off the back of its newest album Person A. Wild Belle open. Shelburne Museum, 7 p.m. $36-44. Info, 877-987-6487.

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CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: SAM MOSS: The Boston-based songwriter and string player ambles through Americana songs in an outdoor performance. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free.

Info, 865-7166.

MAN OF LA MANCHA: See WED.6.

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INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.6.

‘BASKERVILLE: A SHERLOCK HOLMES MYSTERY’: See WED.6, 8 p.m.

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CLAY: SCULPTURE: Discover the art of hand building sculptures with clay under the guidance of local artist Jerry Geier, who is known for his work of expressive people and animals. Learn different carving and modeling techniques, and some tips for making your figures come to life.

Class includes your first bag of clay and 30 hours of open studio time per week for practice.

Extra clay sold separately at $22/25-pound bag. All glazes and firings included. No experience necessary. Weekly on Thu., Jul. 14-Aug. 11 (no class Aug. 4), 6-8 p.m. Cost: $120/person; $108/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

CLAY: WHEEL THROWING: This class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio.

Students will work primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques, while creating functional pieces such as mugs, vases and bowls. Class includes your first bag of clay and 30 hours of open studio time per week for practice. Extra clay sold separately at $22/25-pound bag. All glazes and firings included. Option 1: Weekly on Mon., Jul. 18-Aug. 22, 5-8:30 p.m. Option 2: Weekly on Thu., Jul. 14-Aug. 18, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $225/person; $202.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Clay Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

LANDSCAPE PHOTOGRAPHY: Join master landscape, fine art and architectural photographer Gary Hall for this special handson workshop exploring our beautiful Vermont summer landscape! Evening class sessions will combine lecture, advice on technique and discussion of your work, and the Saturday session will include a field shoot at a location decided by the group. Bring your camera to the first class. Thu., Aug. 4 & 18,

6:30-8:30 p.m.; Sat., Aug. 13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $150/person; $135/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., lower level, Burlington.

PAINTING: Open to all levels, this class will provide the foundations for painting and composition using paints of your choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolors). Each class will begin with painting exercises led by painter Kalin Thomas and will finish with free painting time.

Students will be encouraged to work in their chosen medium and on a personal project. Casual critiques will be held at the end of each class. Students must bring their own paints (watersoluble oils, acrylics or watercolors) and brushes. BCA will provide glass palettes, easels, painting trays and drying racks.

Please see the materials list online. Weekly on Thu., Jul. 14-Aug. 4, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $120/person; $108/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., 3rd floor classroom, Burlington.

PHOTO: DARKROOM CRASH COURSE: Want to learn how to make your own black and white photographic prints in a traditional darkroom but can’t fit our eightweek course into your schedule?

Join us for a hands-on overview of the process from start to finish and leave confident to print and process on your own. All supplies are included! Bring your 35mm, medium format, or toy (Holga or Lomographic) camera to class.

No experience necessary. Weekly on Thu., Aug. 4-18, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $150/person; $135/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., lower level, Burlington.

PHOTO: ADOBE LIGHTROOM: Upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs in this comprehensive class using Adobe Photoshop Lightroom.

Importing images, using RAW files, organization, fine-tuning tone and contrast, color and white balance adjustments and archival printing on our Epson 3880 printer will all be covered.

Bring a Mac-compatible portable flash or hard drive with your images to the first class. Pair this class with Digital SLR Camera and learn the ins and outs of your camera! No experience necessary. Weekly on Wed., Jul. 11-Aug. 15, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $260/ person; $234/BCA members.

Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., lower level, Burlington.

PHOTOSHOP CRASH COURSE: Learn all of the basics of Adobe Photoshop in this three-evening intensive workshop. Uploading and saving images for print and the web, navigating the workspace, adjustment layers and basic editing tools will be covered. Bring images on your camera or on a Mac-compatible flash drive to class. No experience necessary. Weekly on Tue., Aug. 2-16, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $90/person; $81/BCA members. Location: BCA Center, 135 Church St., lower level, Burlington.

PRINTMAKING: This introductory class will show you a whole range of printing techniques that can be used on their own or in combination to create unique artwork. Over the four weeks, you’ll be introduced to the studio’s equipment and materials and learn techniques such as block printing with linoleum and drypoint etching. Class includes all basic supplies and equipment for each printmaking technique and 30 hours of open studio time per week for practice. No experience necessary.

Weekly on Thu., Jul. 14-Aug. 4, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $150/person; $135/BCA members. Location: BCA Print Studio, 250 Main St., Burlington.

YOUTH CAMPS: Enrollment is still open for Burlington City Arts Camps for ages 3 to 18! Join us this summer in our paint, photography, digital, clay or print studios and work closely with skilled teaching artists for a week. Every camp includes in-depth studio arts experience, high-quality art materials and a final celebration. Come for a half day or pair a morning and afternoon camp to make a fullday experience. Visit burlingtoncityarts.org for a complete list of camps. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington.

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LEARN TO SEW SERIES AT NIDO: Take our two-part Learn to Sew series beginning Mon., Jul. 18, with Learn to Sew 1.

Learn machine basics and fundamental sewing techniques.

Follow up with our Learn to Sew II class, Mon., Jul. 25, to continue building your sewing repertoire. Leave with finished projects and inspiration.

Register today! Mon., Jul., 18 & 25, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $106/2 3-hour classes; materials incl. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington.

Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt. com, nidovt.com.

operate, and how you can best connect with an audience. Fri., Jul. 8, 6-8:30 p.m., & Sat., Jul. 9, 1-3:30 p.m. Cost: $60 Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, Burlington. Info: Flynn Center, flynnarts.org.

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WORKSHOP: WATERCOLORS: Instructor: Joel Popadics. Each day, participants will meet on location and receive two brief painting demonstrations. Topics will vary from painting cows to handling summer greens and composing the lake’s reflections.

Students will paint and apply new concepts with individual instruction. Be creatively inspired

by Shelburne landscapes while you paint. 1 week, Aug. 8-12, Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $625/person; member discount avail. Location: Shelburne Farms & Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 9853648, info@theshelburnecraft school.org, theshelburnecraft school.org.

dance DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com.

DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa.

Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! There is no better time to start than now!

Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class.

Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

ARTISTIC PRACTICE & SELFAWARE DANCE MAKING WITH BEN VAN BUREN.: Dance, discuss and write in this workshop that provides tools and time for reflection and the creation of increasingly conscious movement material. Improvisational exercises aim to unearth and question our habits as dancers, and composition exercises challenge and deepen our instincts as makers. Consider how your personal practice exists on a spectrum between breath and geo-politics, how you are influenced by and make visible (or don’t) the contexts in which you

ROCK WALL CLASS: ART OF STONE: Artist Thea Alvin will teach basic principles of dry stone walling and simple arch building. The class will complete a long, stone wall with a circular stone window opening in it. You will learn how walls are constructed, history and theories on walling, and how walls can bring people together. Jul. 23-27. Cost: $485/5-day workshop. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 148 Main St., Fairfax. Info: Blake Ewoldsen, 849-2013, info@ver montwoodworkingschool.com, vermontwoodworkingschool. com.

WOODWORKING IMMERSION PROGRAM: Woodworking/furniture-making intensive. Study under professional furnituremakers and woodworkers, taking on increasingly challenging projects of your own design.

Learn designing, building, turning, joinery, tool operation and more. Access the shop evenings and weekends. Minimum length of enrollment in the Immersion Program is one semester/15 weeks. 15 trade credits and certificate earned. Aug. 22-Dec. 16, Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m., excluding breaks. Cost: $6,500/15-week program. Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 148 Main St., Fairfax. Info: Katie Crown, 849-2013, katie@vermontwood workingschool.com, vermont woodworkingschool.com.

drumming DJEMBE IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Learn drumming technique and music on West African drums! Drums provided!

Burlington Beginners Djembe, Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Jul. 13, $36/3 weeks; Aug. 31, $24/2 weeks; Sep. 21, $48/4 weeks. $15/drop-in. Djembes are provided. Montpelier Beginners Djembe, Thu., 7-8:20 p.m. starting Jul. 14, $54/3 weeks; Djembe workshop, Sep. 1, $22; Djembe tuning workshop, Sep. 8, $22; $22/walk-ins. Montpelier Conga workshops Thu., 5:30-6:50 p.m., Jul. 14, Jul. 28, Sep. 8, $22 each.

Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!.

Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burling tontaiko.org.

KID’S AND PARENTS’ WORLD DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Tue. Taiko in Burlington (ages 6 and up): 4-5:20 p.m., starting Jul. 12, $45/ child or $85/parent-child for 3 weeks; Aug. 30, $30/child or $58/parent-child for 2 weeks; Wed. Djembe in Burlington (ages 6 and up): 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting Jul. 13, $36/child or $69/ parent-child for 3 weeks; Aug. 3, $24/child or $46/parent-child for 2 weeks; Sep. 21, $48/child or $92/parent-child for 4 weeks.

Montpelier: Thu., 3:30-4:20 (ages 3-5) and Thu., 4:30-5:20 (ages 6 and up) starting Jul. 14, $36/child or $69/parent-child for 3 weeks; Sep. 1, $25/child or $48/ parent-child for 2 weeks; Oct. 6, $36/child or $69/parent-child for 3 weeks (no class Oct. 20): Five-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or

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Themes: Magic, French, Star Wars, Nature/Art/Math, Scooby Doo/Legos too! New Teen Week: Art & Architecture. Sign up today! 6 weeks to choose from, ages 4-17, starts Jun. 13. Cost: $300/weeklong creative camps; daily/weekly options; aftercare; all materials/healthy snacks.

Location: Wingspan Studio, 13 Myrtle St., Burlington. Info: Maggie Standley, 233-7676, maggiestandley@yahoo.com, wingspanpainting studio.com/classes.html.

GIRL POWER! SUMMER CAMP: For girls ages 10-13. Half-day afternoon summer camp experience at a downtown Burlington art studio designed for preteen girls to focus on leadership skills, selfconfidence, positive body image and empowerment through art, mindful movement, team-building and creative expression. Mon.Thu., 2-6 p.m., Jul. 25-Aug. 4. Cost: $350/child for 8 days (32 hours) of enriching art & yoga workshops.

Location: Whirled Tree Arts Studio, 150 Cherry St., Burlington. Info: Whirled Tree Arts, Carolyn Crotty, 448-2141, carolyn@whirledtree. org, whirledtree.org/girl-power-camp.html.

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Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

BEAUTY BY NATURE: Spend a day, evening, or whole weekend on a beautiful homestead in Vermont’s Northeast Kingdom making fun, affordable and effective beauty products and cordials. Classes include Butters & Balms, Herbal Facials ans Cordial Making and include an assortment of lovely body products and an herbal cordial to take home. Aug. 6 & 7. Cost: $200/whole weekend, 16 hours; $95/1 day, 7 hours; $35/evening, 2 hours. Location: Fungi & Flora Folkschool at River Cloud Farm, Passumpsic. Info: Melissa Laurita Kohl, 357-2013, melissa@ fungiflorafolkschool.com, fungi florafolkschool.com.

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LEARN SPANISH & OPEN NEW DOORS: Connect with a new world. We provide high-quality affordable instruction in the Spanish language for adults, students and children. Travelers’ lesson package. Our 10th year.

Personal instruction from a native speaker. Small classes, private lessons and online instruction. See our website for complete information or contact us for details. Location: Spanish

SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

well-being GUIDED MEDITATION: Create the peace that you desire. Deepen your meditation practice with relaxation, balance, and expansion of your inner relationship.

Beginners welcome! Wear comfortable clothing. You may bring your mediation cushion and blanket; chairs will be provided.

Aromatherapy will be used to facilitate a healing environment.

Every other Wed. starting Jun. 15, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $15/class & parking. Location: Center for Transformation, 448 Swanton Rd., Suite 300, St. Albans. Info: Julie, 527-1600, infoisiscenter@ gmail.com, isiscenter.net.

yoga NONPROFIT, DONATIONBASED YOGA: Burlington’s only nonprofit, donation-based yoga studio. Great for students of all levels. Sangha Studio hosts over 40 weekly classes, workshops, and special events. Offering yoga service initiatives and community outreach programs to schools, the hospital, and various community centers. Come join in! Daily. Location: Sangha Studio, 120 Pine St., Burlington.

Info: Caitlin Pascucci, 448-4262, sanghastudiovt@gmail.com, sanghastudiovt@gmail.com.

YOGA ROOTS: Yoga Roots strives to provide community experiences that promote healing on all levels with a daily schedule of yoga classes for all ages and abilities. We aim to clarify your mind, strengthen your body and ignite your joyful spirit through classes such as Anusurainspired, Kundalini, Restorative, Heated Vinyasa Flow, Gentle, Nia, Prenatal, and Teen. Lots of fun summer happenings including weekly outdoor Vinyasa Flow w/ Kathleen Fleming at Charlotte Beach, Tue., 7-8 a.m.; Karma Yoga at Charlotte Beach and All Souls Interfaith Gathering in Shelburne (see website for dates); and Jun. 24, 5:30-6:30 p.m., Strong Vinyasa Flow led by Chessy Kelley with live world percussion by Joss Price.

Preregistration highly encouraged. Location: Yoga Roots, 120 Graham Way, Shelburne Green Business Park behind Folino’s.

Info: 985-0090, yogarootsvt. com.

HOT YOGA BURLINGTON: Feeling stuck, overwhelmed, stressed, restless or just bored?

Come try something different!

Yes, it’s yoga, you know, stretching and stuff. But we make it different. How? Come and see.

Hot Yoga Burlington is Vermont’s first Far Infrared heated hot yoga studio, experience it! Can you teach creative Vinyasa? Yoga teacher wanted. Get hot: 2-for-1 offer. $15. Location: North End Studio B, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 999-9963, hotyogaburlingtonvt.com.

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KIDS/TEEN ARTSY SUMMER CAMPS!: Nature filled camps inspire and provide tons of hands-on art-making and fun!

Beautiful art studio, natural areas, cool outdoor spaces. Led by professional artist and longtime

EXPERIENCED NATIVE SPANISH TUTOR: Spanish? Meet a new, exciting world! Improve comprehension and pronunciation; achieve fluency. It’s easy; you just need the right tutor. I am proud to say my students have significantly improved their Spanish with my teaching approach. What do my students say? Search “Spanish Tutor Burlington, Vt., Maigualida.” Location: College St., Burlington. Info: 276-0747, maigomez1@hotmail.com, burlingtonvt.universitytutor. com/tutors/116306.

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SOUTH END STUDIO: Come experience yoga in a relaxed, dogma-free space. We offer lighthearted yoga classes in a welcoming, open, noncompetitive environment. $6 Community Classes for all levels Tue., Wed. and Thu., 12:15-1:15 p.m. We also offer Men’s Yoga series and Katonah Yoga, Middle School Yoga and Warrior One: Yoga for Boys. Location: South End Studio, Burlington. Info: 540-0044.

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LEARNING THE SCORE: MUSICIANSHIP SKILLS FOR VOCALISTS: Interested in joining the new Flynn Adult Community Chorus? Do you enjoy singing in musical theater or other choral contexts but find yourself tired

THINK LIKE AN ARTIST: WHOLE BRAIN STRATEGIES FOR BUSINESS PROFESSIONALS: Artists manage to invent brilliant and creative new ways of seeing the world while working within structural constraints by being open to experience in several key ways: They use all their senses to gain new perspectives; find relationships between unrelated ideas and

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DISCOVERING COMMUNITY: Don’t miss the Vermont Folklife Center’s four-day Summer Institute! Participants engage with cultural researchers, media specialists and fellow educators to explore the power of community-based research and to develop techniques for working with digital audio, video and photography as documentary and storytelling tools within an educational setting. Mon., Jul. 18- Thu. Jul, 21, 8:30 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Cost: $700/person; $1,015 w/ 3 graduate credits from Castleton University. Location: Vermont Folklife Center, 88 Main St., Middlebury. Info: Kathleen Haughey, 388-4964, khaughey@ vermontfolklifecenter.org, discoveringcommunity.org/ summer-institute-2016.

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SITE-SPECIFIC MOVEMENTMAKING: Hannah is a longtime creator of site-specific dances.

Having made a piece for the Hay Project in 1998 as well as Dear Pina in 2012, she is delighted to be returning to Shelburne Farms to form a lush, stark and intricate piece of distance and closeness in and around the Breeding Barn. There will be a public showing at 7:30 p.m. on Fri., Jul. 22. Participants, please wear sneakers and flowing clothing in shades of purple/ yellow/grey. Adults & teens 16+: Mon.-Fri., Jul. 18-22, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $150/week. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

events; juxtapose things in new and interesting ways; seek ideas from the depths of the unconscious; work at the edge of their potential; and take conceptual risks. This class is designed to effect shifts in perception, help people break out of traditional mind-sets and reframe their worldview in a safe and fun atmosphere. Adults & teens 16+: Fri.-Sun., Jul. 15-17, Fri. 6-8 p.m., Sat. & Sun. 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $95/person. Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington. Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

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HONEST YOGA: Honest Yoga offers practice for all levels. Brand new beginners’ courses include two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily heated classes with alignment constancy and kids’ summer camps. We hold teacher trainings at the 200- and 500-hour levels.

We are expanding to 2 new practice spaces in September to have more to engage families and kids.

Daily classes & workshops. $25/ new student (1st week unlimited); $18/class or $140/10-class card; $12/class for student or senior; or $100/10-class punch card.

Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Hana, South Burlington. Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@gmail.com, honestyogacenter.com.

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TAIKO DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Study with Stuart Paton of Burlington Taiko!

Burlington Beginner/Recreational Class, Tue., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Jul. 12, $36/3 weeks; Aug. 30, $24/2 weeks; Sep. 20, $48/4 weeks. Accelerated Taiko Program for Beginners, Mon. & Wed., 6:30-8:20 p.m. starting Jun. 20, $120/5 classes (no class Jul. 4); Jul. 11, $144/3 weeks; Aug. 29, $120/5 classes (no class Sep. 5); Sep. 19, $144/3 weeks.

Montpelier Taiko Beginners, Thu., 5:30-6:50 p.m., single day workshops on Jul. 12, Sep. 1, $22 each.

Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends!

Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

of needing someone else to pluck out the notes and rhythms for you? Join this much-needed new workshop to brush up on your music theory and get comfortable independently unpacking all the information a composer embeds into a musical score. Adults & teens 15+: Tue. & Thu., Jul. 12-28, 5:45-7:15 p.m.

(Listening Lab, 7:15-7:45 p.m.).

Cost: $110/6 sessions (add $30 for Listening Lab). Location: Flynn Center for the Performing Arts, 153 Main St., Burlington.

Info: 652-4548, flynnarts.org.

FRENCH-OH LA LA! GROUP/ PRIVATE: This summer: Get your French on! Private lessons and advanced beginner group class! Inspiring environment; experienced instructor Madame Maggie will have you speaking in no time! Join fun, interactive, encouraging class in Burlington’s South End Arts District. Private lessons to fit your specific needs too. Allons-y! Oui! Oui! Weeeee!

Weekly on Tue., Jul. 12-Aug. 16, 5:30-7:15 p.m. Cost: $175/6-week session of 1.75-hour classes.

Location: Wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., 3rd floor, Burlington.

Info: Maggie Standley, 233-7676, maggiestandley@gmail.com, wingspanpaintingstudio.com/ classes.html.

in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025, spanish paravos@gmail.com, spanishwa terburycenter.com.

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Last week, we dug into some of the best local albums released in the first three months of 2016. It was an impressive list running the gamut from folk to hip-hop to punk and beyond. This week, we cover April through June. And the collection of local records popping up in those three months might be even more impressive.

As with Vermont itself, local music seems to bloom in the spring.

In early April, CRICKET BLUE helped thaw our frozen souls with a gorgeous EP, Io. Like the Burlington folk duo’s self-titled 2015 debut, the four-song EP is short and sweet. The understated gem is as notable for LAURA HEABERLIN and TAYLOR SMITH’s dovetailing harmonies and heart-melting melodies as for its literary bent. This is indie folk with soul and intellect — and not in that insufferable DECEMBERISTS sort of way.

Speaking of Cricket Blue, they’ll handle opening duties for a group celebrating the release of its own brilliant new record, the DUPONT BROTHERS, this Friday, July 8, at Main Street Landing in Burlington. With the artistic aid of estimable superstar JAMES KOCHALKA, I reviewed that album, A Riddle for You, in cartoon form on page 59. We’ll give it a more in-depth look later this month.

For now, know that it’s on the short list for year-end best-of consideration.

As mentioned last week, it’s been an impressive run for hip-hop in the 802 through the first six months of 2016. It’s also been a tragic time, marked by the untimely passing of beloved Burlington DJ and MC RYAN MORIN — aka BP. Released in the days following his death in April, Back in the Building by UNKOMMON, BP’s duo with local rapper KIN, bears a heavier weight. It also highlights how special a talent we lost. BP was known mainly as a DJ, but he had worked tirelessly on his rhyme game, too. And it shows on the album.

Fortunately, this won’t be the last we hear from him. The AZTEXT, the group for which BP is best known, are working on a new album featuring his unreleased verses. (In addition to founding members LEARIC and PRO, the Aztext now include Kin, TRUTH, songwriter JAMIE BRIGHT and BP’s brother, drummer ROSS LINCOLN.) If the album comes out in 2016, it will put a cap on a great year in local hip-hop. To wit…

MISTER BURNS, a founding member of the LYNGUISTIC CIVILIANS, followed up that group’s excellent 2016 release, Gratified Existence, with a strong solo debut, Raised Right, in June. Though they weren’t submitted to Seven Days for review, releases by rappers JARV (Jarvage Vol. 1) and BUDNICK (Dirty D) upped the quality and quantity of Vermont hip-hop.

Sadly, BLAHVOCADO — aka MATT PIGNATORE — is no longer a Vermont resident. Also sad, dude still uses that goofy alias. But, as a parting gift, he left us with a stirring collection, Go Get Hurt, in April. Like his 2015 album, Suck Up All Your Guts, Hurt unabashedly reveals its classic indie-rock underpinnings. But Pignatore synthesizes the influence of BUILT TO SPILL and PAVEMENT into a personal statement that both acknowledges and transcends his formative inspirations.

Former BEARQUARIUM keyboardist TYLER MAST took the keys to his own jazzed-up hot rod, PARADISE DIVIDE, and spun out highoctane “art groove” on Stereo Esteria in April. A supergroup of sorts, the genre-jumping band is composed of some of Vermont’s most respected players, including drummer CALEB BRONZ, sax man CHRISTOPHER PETERMAN, guitarist COLIN LENOX and bassist MATT DAVIDE.

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Talking Heads (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5/10. 18+.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Sutton & McKenzie (folk), 7 p.m., free. DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

ARTSRIOT: Asperos Saicos, the Soaks, Barbacoa (punk, surf), 8:30 p.m., $10. AA.

JUNIPER: Barbacoa (surf), 9 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: The Hitmen (rock), 6 p.m., free.

THE DAILY PLANET: Tim McKenzie (folk), 8 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Cousin Earth (uke rock), 10 p.m., NA. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: The Mountain Says No (rock), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

Sonny Knight and the Lakers, Smalltalker (soul), 9 p.m., $5.

JUNIPER: Tom Cleary Quartet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Friday Morning Sing-Along with Linda Bassick & Friends (kids’ music), 11 a.m., free. Cecilia Eve (folk), 7 p.m., free. Andy Mowatt (funk, reggae), 8 p.m., free. Drown Your Boots (nüfolk), 8:30 p.m., free. Dia (pop), 10 p.m., free.

Bandshes (rock), 11:30 p.m., free.

Calico Blue, Spirit Ghost (rock), midnight, free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Ryan Montbleau (folk), 9:30 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom, 6 p.m., free.

Villanelles, Invisible Homes (rock), 9:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., free. Marygoround and Bob Banjo (folk), 9 p.m., free.

Atlas Bloom (indie rock), 11 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Jeff Salisbury Band (rock), 7 p.m., free. DJ Pat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Pop Rap Dance Party, 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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THE TAP ROOM AT SWITCHBACK BREWING: Open Mic, 6 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Fun & Game Show (variety), 9 p.m., free.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Will Pellerin, Mike Brewster (folk), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Riley & Friends (rock), 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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MARTELL’S AT THE RED FOX: Jeff Shelley (acoustic), 7 p.m., free.

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PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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Winter Is Coming Discussing the inspiration for “Throwaways,” the lead song from

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debut album, The Things We Do to Find People Who Feel Like Us, front man James Alex offers some advice. “Look,

RED SQUARE: Sugar Cone Rose (jazz), 4 p.m., free. Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., $5. DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: D Jay Baron (EDM), 9 p.m., $5.

records loud.” In other words: Life is short; have fun. Incidentally, the Philly band’s record is ideal for doing just that.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Supersounds DJ (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

It’s a fist-pumping blend of anthemic punk and melodic power pop, explicitly meant to be played at high volume.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

Beach Slang play this Thursday, July 7, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge in South Burlington with RON GALLO

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Jeff Salisbury Band (rock), 8 p.m., free.

growing up and getting serious is wildly overrated stuff,” he says. “Don’t listen to it. Jump around with a guitar. Play

and POTTY MOUTH. TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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THE DAILY PLANET: Hot Pickin’ Party (bluegrass), 8 p.m., free.

DRINK: BLiNDoG Records Acoustic Sessions, 5 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: Craig Mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Half & Half Comedy (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Jason Mallery (folk), 9:30 p.m., free.

PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: The Battle of Santiago (Afro-Cuban, indie), 9 p.m., $10/12. AA. BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: The House Rockers (rock), 6 p.m., free.

CHURCH & MAIN: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Healing Exchange: Cosmic Thursday with Cosmosis Jones, DJ Hobbs (jam), 9 p.m., $3/5. 18+.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: The Renegade Groove (rock), 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Trivia Mania, 7 p.m., free. Bluegrass Thursday: Mamma’s Marmalade, Right Coast Leftovers, 9 p.m., $2/5.

18+.

RADIO BEAN: Quinn Mills (folk), 6 p.m., free. Eric Sommer (folk), 7 p.m., free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Milk (psych, Americana), 11 p.m., free.

Ron Gallo (punk), 12:30 a.m., NA. RED SQUARE: Left Eye Jump (blues), 6 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8, 10 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: DJ Kermit (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: The Apothecarians (rock), 7 p.m., free. Mean Martin (eclectic), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Phineas Gage (folk), 8 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Improv Jam, 6 p.m., free.

Napolean (improv), 7:30 p.m., $5. Daily Grind: Mitch Wertlieb (improv), 9 p.m., $5.

middlebury area

chittenden county HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Beach Slang, Potty Mouth, Ron Gallo (punk), 8:30 p.m., $12/14. AA.

MONKEY HOUSE: Drymill Road (rock), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Nobby Reed Project (blues), 7 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Country DJ, 9 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Colin McCaffrey & Friends (folk), 6 p.m., donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: BYOV Thursdays, 3 p.m., free. The Darker Side of Comedy: A Black Comedy Showcase (standup), 8 p.m., donation.

SUSHI YOSHI (STOWE): Rob Morse Trio (jazz), 5 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Throttle Thursdays with DJ Gold, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Summer Salsa Series with DJ Hector, 9 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PARKER PIE CO.: Can Am Jazz Band, 7:30 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: Turtle Thursday with 95 Triple X (pop), 9 p.m., NA. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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burlington

BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Jake Whitsell Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Bar Room Girls (country), 7 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Mr. French (rock), 6 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

CLUB METRONOME: Healing Exchange: Doctor Squimley Performing the Music of the

MARTELL’S AT THE RED FOX: Elena and Ian (folk), 7 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: ImprovBoston Touring Company (improv), 7:30 & 10 p.m., $10/12.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Andy Lugo (rebel folk), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county

BACKSTAGE PUB: Acoustic Happy Hour, 5 p.m., free.

Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Old Dominion (country), 8:30 p.m., $22/25. AA. JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Professor Fairbanks (folk), 7 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Sliding Spring, the le duo (experimental), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Mitch & Friends (rock), 5 p.m., free.

Sweet Jayne (rock), 9 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Wylie Shipman (country), 7 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Matt Wright Project (soul), 9 p.m., $5.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Stefani Capizzi (folk), 6 p.m., free.

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hellacious scorcher from DEREK & THE 7 JAM / Napoleon DEMONS. Daily Grind ft. Mitch Wertlieb After roughly four years of teasing us with the promise of a new album — and FRI8 SAT9 pulling a bait-and-switch in 2015 with a surprise EP, No Drinks on Me — local indie rockers VILLANELLES finally delivered with Blue Heart Attack. It was worth the wait and then some. Seven Days reviewer JUSTIN BOLAND rightly called the record a career capstone, citing Villanelles’ and FRIENDS effortless range and insatiable sonic curiosity. Both were aided and likely influenced by producer and engineer RYAN POWER. Also, the album is just fun SUN SKETCH: Julia DiFerdinando — an explosion of signature jangle and 9 STANDUP: Open Mic goofy, earnest charm. It’s precisely the UPCOMING SHOWS sort of album the band has been working TODD GLASS...............................JULY 14/15/16 toward for years.

GREEN MOUNTAIN COMEDY FESTIVAL Last but not least, MATTEO PALMER. JULY 18-23 Matteo. Fucking. Palmer. I try not to be the jealous type, but if I had been half as good at anything when I was a (802) 859-0100 | WWW.VTCOMEDY.COM teenager — or now — as the Vergennes 101 main street, BurlingtoN wunderkind is on guitar, I would have been a colossal asshole. Or more of Untitled-2 1 7/5/16 10:03 AM one. Point is, Palmer’s sophomore album, Embers, is the kind of work that some artists spend entire careers trying to achieve. And the kid is barely old enough to vote. Sure, it helps that contemporary instrumental music guru and Windham Hill Records founder WILL ACKERMAN has shepherded Palmer through the early stages of his career — including producing both of his records.

ILLADELPH, JM But Ackerman can only do so much.

FLOW, HISI, It’s Palmer’s near-divine talent and MGW AND increasing musical sensitivity that sets MANY LOCAL him apart from his peers. I have seen AND NATIONAL the new age, and it is Matteo Palmer.

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Speaking of supergroups, acoustic trio DADDY LONG LEGS, featuring the holy trinity of DAVID GUSAKOV, RICK CEBALLOS and MATT WITTEN, quietly released a knockout self-titled record in May. The catch: It’s only available at their infrequent shows.

Turning to twang, ANDREW STEARNS and SHAY GESTAL’s country project OLD SKY made us nostalgic on their sepia-toned EP I Miss Blue — a follow-up to their 2015 debut, Green on Fire. DAN JOHNSON, with none of his EXPERT SIDEMEN, cast a spell with his rootsy solo album Magic Guitar.

Burlington may never shed its jammy stigma. And with bands such as BINGER prodding the genre’s wiggly conventions, that’s not a bad thing.

Skeptics, released in May, is a lively exposition of “prog-hop” that suggests a step forward in both songwriting and technical execution. There’s enough improvisation to sate the jam crowd, but Binger clearly have artistic ambitions beyond that realm.

After a bit of an ebb tide, the wave of surf music in Vermont crested again thanks to the noir-ish Droppin’ Off …

With the High Breaks by the HIGH BREAKS. If you ever wondered what might happen if DICK DALE scored a DAVID LYNCH film, here’s your answer.

With ’Til the Neighbors Shout, RUMBLECAT claimed a place in line for the VIP room in Burlington’s rock scene. They might not have crossed the velvet rope quite yet, but their technical prowess and grinning energy put them near the front door. Standing right beside them are REDADMIRAL, whose self-titled record revealed a refreshing lack of pretense — and loads of offbeat hooks.

When those bands do cross the rope, they’ll be hobnobbing with JAKE BRENNAN. His release as VIOLET ULTRAVIOLET, Pop City, was the songwriter’s finest to date. The album is bathed in a warm haze of 1970s Laurel Canyon folk rock. Yet it retains a modern feel similar to that of artists such as KURT VILE and REAL ESTATE. Chalk up another win for local imprint Section Sign Records.

Not to be outdone, Upper Valley sorta-label What Doth Life added to its impressive and voluminous catalog with Rite of Passage, the latest

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CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Drunk & in the Woods (rock), 9 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Tyler Griffin, Dan Weintraub, Andy Plante (folk), 7 p.m., donation.

NECTAR’S: Micah Scott (folk), 7 p.m., free. Shipof Fools After Party with Roxy Roca (soul, funk), 9 p.m., $5.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: Mister F (rock), 10 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

NAKED TURTLE: Movin’ On (rock), 10 p.m., free.

MARTELL’S AT THE RED FOX: Uncle Jimmy (rock), 9 p.m., NA.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Atlas Bloom, Binger (rock), 10 p.m., free.

JASPER’S TAVERN: The Heaters (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Marcus Blacke (folk), 6 p.m., free.

ThatOneEyedKid (folk), 7 p.m., free. Roger Hoover (folk), 8:30 p.m., free. New Mom (jangle grunge), 10 p.m., free. Mia Verko (rock), 1 a.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Blue Fox (blues), 9 p.m., free.

SAT.9

RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Daniel Rayhilly (folk), 4 p.m., free. The Tricksters (rock), 7 p.m., free. Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Justice (rock), 6 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul, 6 p.m., $5. DJ Reign One (EDM), 11 p.m., $5.

RUSTY NAIL: New Riders of the Purple Sage, Deep Elem (Americana), 8 p.m., $22/27.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: Amanda Rock (top 40), 9 p.m., free. City Limits Dance Party with Top Hat Entertainment (Top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

HATCH 31: Micah Scott (folk), 8 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Canopy (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

burlington

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome With DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Bryce and Cohen (bluegrass), 7 p.m., free. Disco Phantom (eclectic), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Jeremy Hill (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Rowan (Celtic), 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Will Pellerin (folk), 7:30 p.m., free.

Dia (pop), 9 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

THU.7 // THE BATTLE OF SANTIAGO [AFRO-CUBAN, INDIE]

Song of Ice and Fire Toronto is heralded for its indie rock — thanks, Broken Social Scene! However, it’s less renowned for its vibrant Latin music scene, though the city is home to one of the largest Cuban expat communities this side of Miami. So, what happens when you cross those streams? You basically get the BATTLE OF SANTIAGO, a multicultural ensemble that fuses hot Cuban rhythms and melodies with the

RUBEN JAMES: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: DJ Chia (house), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Dan & the Wildfire (rock), 9 p.m., free.

SMITTY’S PUB: Kyle Stevens (rock, country), 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: ImprovBoston Touring Company (improv), 7:30 & 10 p.m., $10/12.

chilling post-rock stylings of our northern neighbors. Check out the Battle of Santiago this Thursday, July 7, at ArtsRiot in Burlington.

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LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

chittenden county

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Ryan Montbleau (folk), 9:30 p.m., $10. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Two Count (rock), 5 p.m., free. Sticks & Stones (rock), 10 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: South Town Bluegrass, 7 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: DJ Steve B (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom, 6 p.m., free.

Villanelles, Swale (indie), 9:30 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

barre/montpelier

RADIO BEAN: Liv & Letlive (folk), 7 p.m., free. Sam Moss (folk), 8 p.m., free. Micah Scott (folk), 9 p.m., free. The Womps (rock), 10:30 p.m., free.

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Lightcrusher, Green Chapel (metal), 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Bob Levinson Trio (blues), 7 p.m., free. DJ Pat (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Jazzyaoke (live jazz karaoke), 7:30 p.m., $5.

SIDEBAR: Zach Nugent (soul), 6 p.m., free. Pop Rap Dance Party, 10 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Naughty & Nice (oldies), 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone Blues Trio, 9 p.m., free.

middlebury area

BAR ANTIDOTE: Coon Hill John (Americana), 8:30 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: DJ Blinie (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom JASPER’S TAVERN: Wound for Sound (top 40), 9 p.m., free.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: Knott Dead (rock), 10 p.m., free.

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BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Island Time Steel Drums (calypso), 3 p.m., free.

THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Silver Bridget (musical saw), 7 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9:30 p.m., $3.

THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Bluegrass Jam, 1 p.m., free. Andrew Stearns (country), 4 p.m., free. Turtle Pond Union (folk), 7 p.m., free.

Boketto (rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

Humble Digs (rock), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Roughead Blenny (rock), 7 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: L Yeah (house), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation.

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VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Julia DiFerdinando (sketch), 7:30 p.m., $10.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Andy Lugo (rebel folk), 1 p.m., free.

FRI.8 // SONNY KNIGHT AND THE LAKERS [SOUL]

Knights of the Wail Go ahead and pop Sonny Knight and the Lakers Do It Live on the ol’ hi-fi. Pretty

gnarly, right? The recently released album was recorded at a club in the acclaimed soul band’s native Minneapolis.

And it accomplishes a rare feat for a live record: brilliantly capturing the band’s vintage grooves and Knight’s Sam Cooke-esque vocals in a way that’s almost as thrilling as listening in person. Almost. Hear SONNY KNIGHT AND THE LAKERS

do it live this Friday, July 8, at Nectar’s in Burlington with

SMALLTALKER,

featuring members of local neo-soul outfit

SMOOTH ANTICS.

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NECTAR’S: Yo! BTV Raps Vol. 3 (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

MONKEY HOUSE: Well Okay, Shootdang (rock), 8 p.m., $3/8.

18+.

RADIO BEAN: Matthew Francis Anderson (folk), 6 p.m., free.

James Walker (folk), 7 p.m., free.

August is Ours (folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Latin Sessions with Meku, 10 p.m., free.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/ Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Vermont’s Next Star (open mic), 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Southern Old Time Music Jam, 10 a.m., donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Kelly Ravin (country), 6:30 p.m., free. Live Band Rock & Roll Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

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THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Dale & Darcy (folk), 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Family Night (open jam), 10:30 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Dance Video Request Night with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Matthew Francis Anderson (folk), 7 p.m., free. Lamp Shop Lit Club (open reading), 8 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Snakefoot (house), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Comedy & Crêpes (standup), 7 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Standup Class Show, 7 p.m., free.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Kelly Ravin (country), 5:30 p.m., free.

Motown Mondays (soul), 8 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

PHAT KAT’S TAVERN: Jay Natola (solo guitar), 9 p.m., free.

outside vermont

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Dana Barry, 9 p.m., free.

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JP’S PUB: Open Mic with Kyle, 9 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Dayve Huckett (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: The Brazen Youth (rock), 6 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Godfather Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Mike Brewster (folk), 7 p.m., free.

Milton Busker (suit folk), 9 p.m., free. Local Dork (eclectic), 10 p.m., free.

LA PUERTA NEGRA: Salsa Lessons with Dsantos, 6:30 p.m., $12.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Micah Scott (folk), 10 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Jason Wedlock (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Big Sam’s Funky Nation, Fate (funk), 9:30 p.m., $12/15. 18+.

middlebury area

RADIO BEAN: Stephen Callahan Trio (jazz), 6:30 p.m., free. Bold Forbes, Cricket Blue (folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT, 8 p.m., free. Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Seth Yacovone (blues), 7 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): CVS Jazz Night, 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Improv Class Show, 7 p.m., free.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Karaoke with Roots Entertainment, 9 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

THE TAP ROOM AT SWITCHBACK BREWING: Open Mic, 6 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Yonic Tonic (standup), 9 p.m., free.

chittenden county ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Leno, Young & Cheney (rock), 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Jim Charonko (blues), 8 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HATCH 31: Bristol Folk Session, 6 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

burlington

champlain islands/northwest

THE DAILY PLANET: Colin Cope & Chris Page (funky soul), 8 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Whirlwind (rock), 6 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Joshua Glass (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free. Wildlife Collective (house), 10 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Trivia Night, 7:30 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Ray Vega Latin Jazz Qunteto, 8:30 p.m., free.

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., free.

PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

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UPSTREET CAFE SUMMER MUSIC SERIES

After a two year hiatus, our Thursday summer music tradition returns! Curated by renowned local musician George Petit, the series will feature a wide range of musical genres.

THURSDAY

July 6, 7 p.m.

The George Petit Quartet Switchback proudly sold at: Pearl Street Beverage and Beverage Warehouse. Distributed by:

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HOP’N MOOSE BREWERY CO., 41 Center St., Rutland 775-7063 PICKLE BARREL NIGHTCLUB, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035

CHAMPLAIN ISLANDS/ NORTHWEST

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BREAKING GROUNDS, 245 Main St., Bethel, 392-4222

JASPER’S TAVERN, 71 Seymour La., Newport, 334-2224 MUSIC BOX, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533 PARKER PIE CO., 161 County Rd., West Glover, 525-3366 PHAT KATS TAVERN, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064 THE PUB OUTBACK, 482 Vt. 114, East Burke, 626-1188 THE STAGE, 45 Broad St., Lyndonville, 427-3344 TAMARACK GRILL, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7390

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MONOPOLE, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222 NAKED TURTLE, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

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CLAIRE’S RESTAURANT & BAR, 41 Main St., Hardwick, 472-7053 MATTERHORN, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198 MOOGS PLACE, Portland St., Morrisville, 851-8225 PIECASSO PIZZARIA & LOUNGE, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411 RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN, 394 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-9593 THE RUSTY NAIL, 1190 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 2536245 STOWEHOF INN, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722 SUSHI YOSHI, 1128 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4135 SWEET CRUNCH BAKESHOP, 246 Main St., Hyde Park, 888-4887

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ASIAN BISTRO, 25 Winooski Falls Way #112, Winooski, 655-9800 BACKSTAGE PUB, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494 GOOD TIMES CAFÉ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9212 CAPITAL GROUNDS CAFÉ, 27 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800 CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820 ESPRESSO BUENO, 248 N. Main St., Barre, 479-0896 GUSTO’S, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919 KISMET, 52 State St., Montpelier, 223-8646 LA PUERTA NEGRA, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 613-3172 MULLIGAN’S IRISH PUB, 9 Maple Ave., Barre, 479-5545 NORTH BRANCH CAFÉ, 41 State St., Montpelier, 552-8105 POSITIVE PIE, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453 RED HEN BAKERY + CAFÉ, 961 US Route 2, Middlesex, 223-5200 THE SKINNY PANCAKE, 89 Main St., Montpelier, 262-2253 SWEET MELISSA’S, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 225-6012 THREE BEAN CAFÉ, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533 WHAMMY BAR, 31 W. County Rd., Calais, 229-4329

BIG PICTURE THEATER & CAFÉ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994 THE CENTER BAKERY & CAFÉ, 2007 Guptil Rd., Waterbury Center, 244-7500 CORK WINE BAR & MARKET, 1 Stowe St., Waterbury, 882-8227 HOSTEL TEVERE, 203 Powderhound Rd., Warren, 496-9222 PURPLE MOON PUB, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422 THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827 SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202

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HIGHER GROUND, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777 HINESBURGH PUBLIC HOUSE, 10516 Vt., 116 #6A, Hinesburg, 482-5500 JAMES MOORE TAVERN, 4302 Bolton Access Rd. Bolton Valley, Jericho,434-6826 JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN, 30 Rte., 15 Jericho, 899-2223 MONKEY HOUSE, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563 OAK45, 45 Main St., Winooski, 448-3740 ON TAP BAR & GRILL, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309 PARK PLACE TAVERN, 38 Park St., Essex Jct. 878-3015 PENALTY BOX, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 8632065 ROZZI’S LAKESHORE TAVERN, 1022 W. Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342 SHELBURNE VINEYARD, 6308 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 985-8222 STONE CORRAL BREWERY, 83 Huntington Rd., Richmond, 434-5767 SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL, 733 Queen City Park Rd., S. Burlington, 863-2909 WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski, 497-3525

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f ‘PAPERING THE TOWN: CIRCUS POSTERS IN AMERICA’: An exhibition featuring 18 historic circus posters from the late 19th and early 20th centuries, including some of the largest posters in the museum’s collection. Opening and curator’s talk: Saturday, July 9, 1:30 p.m. July 9-January 22. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

champlain islands/northwest

‘SWEET HARMONY BY THE LAKE’: Intergenerational art show opening featuring inspirational flags created by island schoolchildren, seniors, community members and gallery artists.

Reception: Sunday, July 10, 4-7 p.m. July 10-October 16. Info, 378-4591. Grand Isle Artworks.

barre/montpelier

AMANDA AMEND: “Viajes (Travels),” watercolors by the Vermont artist. July 7-August 26. Info, 828-0749. Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier.

f ‘BIG ART, BOLD VISION’: An exhibition curated

by Janet Van Fleet featuring enlargements of works by 16 artists in mall windows. Artists include: Rosalind Daniels, Anna Dibble, Janet Fredericks, Jessa Gilbert, Steven P. Goodman, Wendy James, Mark Lorah, Mickey Myers, Maggie Neale, Elizabeth Nelson, Adelaide Murphy Tyrol, Arthur Schaller, Jayne Shoup, David Smith, Kathy Stark and Frank Woods. Reception: Friday, July 15, 5-7:30 p.m. July 8-November 26. Info, janetvanfleet@fairpoint.net.

Info, 229-4151. Berlin Mall.

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f CAROL O’MALIA: “Intermission,” paintings of summer scenes. Reception: Saturday, July 9, 6-8 p.m. July 9-August 13. f CHARLIE HUNTER: “Rail Town Noir,” paintings of railyard scenes. Reception: Saturday, July 9, 6-8 p.m. July 9-August 6. f DAVID STROMEYER: “Visions in Steel,” a selection of large outdoor sculptures and smaller interior works, presented in collaboration with Cold Hollow Sculpture Park. Reception: Saturday, July 9, 6-8 p.m. July 9-September 9. Info, 253-8943. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe.

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AUGUST PERFORMANCE: NYC-based artist staging August performance in Burlington seeks performers of all gender identities who are experienced in dance, performance art or theater.

Must be available for rehearsals early

f ‘QUAKER MADE: VERMONT FURNITURE, 18201835’: Furniture made by Monkton Quaker Stephen Foster Stevens, exhibited alongside account books, diaries, documents, photographs and other personal ephemera. Curator tour: Sunday, July 10, 3 p.m. July 10-October 30. Info, 877-3406. Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh.

ERIC EICKMANN: A solo exhibition of new works by the Burlington painter. Through July 27. Info, 233-2254. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

TATTOOING DEMO AND SAKE BAR: Tattoo artist Nakona Macdonald of Blue Dragon Tattoo in San Francisco gives a six-hour tattooing demonstration in conjunction with the exhibition “Perseverance.”

Japanese sake cash bar 4 to 6 p.m. Mahaney Center for the Arts, Middlebury College, Saturday, July 9, 11 a.m.-6 p.m. Info, 443-3168.

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f BETH MILLER: “This World Is Exactly What I Wanted,” a solo exhibition of works that integrate beauty, reverence, innocence and grief. Reception: Friday, July 15, 6 p.m. July 6-August 6. Info, galleries@castleton.edu. Info, 468-1266. Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland.

ART EVENTS ANNIVERSARY PARTY: The gallery celebrates 10 years of supporting local artists and artisans.

Collective — the Art of Craft, Woodstock, Saturday, July 9, 4-8 p.m. Info, 235-9429.

ARTIST TALK: IVAN ALBERTO ROJAS TOVAR: The Peruvian sculptor-in-residence discusses the methods behind new works. The Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, Wednesday, July 13, 7 p.m. Info, 438-2097.

LIFE DRAWING/PAINTING: Join fellow artists for dropin figure drawing. All mediums welcome. Chairs are available, but BYO easel. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, Thursday, July 7, 7-9 p.m. $12. Info, 839-5349.

MARBLE HOUSE PROJECT OPEN STUDIOS: Artists-in-residence Myung Gyun You and Kira Nam Greene open their studios to the public. Marble House Project, Dorset, Tuesday, July 12, 6-7:30 p.m.

Info, info@MarbleHouseProject.org.

‘A ROARING SUCCESS: THE WILD CAREER OF BIG CAT TRAINER ISAAC VAN AMBURGH’: Using posters in Shelburne Museum’s collection, curator Kory Rogers examines the life and career of the trainer

f ‘60 PAINTINGS BY THE ART TEAM BILLYBOB’: An exhibition of works by William Coil and Robert Green.

Closing reception: Friday, August 5, 5-8 p.m. Through August 31. Info, 651-9692. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

‘AMAZING GRACE’: A group exhibition celebrating the past 40 years of Grass Roots Art and Community Effort, which is committed to developing and promoting self-taught artists. Artists include Gayleen Aiken, Larry Bissonnette, Merrilll Densmore, Dot Kibbee, Roland Rochette, Curtis Tatro and others. Through September 3. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

CARL RUBINO: “From the Bark of a Single Tree,” abstract macro-photography images of compositions found on the bark of a tree on a tiny island in the Adirondacks. Through August 31. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

CATE NICHOLAS: “First Vision,” the artist’s first solo photography exhibition. Through August 7. Info, 540-8333. Sequoia Salon in Burlington.

CREATIVE COMPETITION: The community-sourced exhibition features a variety of artworks, submitted for public vote; winner takes home a kitty from artist entrance fees. Through July 30. MICHELE JOHNSEN AND BARBARA NEDD: “Over the River and Through the Woods,” paintings by two longtime artists whose works address place and who share ties to Colebrook, N.H. Through July 30. Info, 578-2512. The S.P.A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.

arts at a spacious community media center in northern Colchester. Artists must meet the criteria of LCATV membership (live, work or attend school in Colchester, Milton, Georgia, Fairfax, Westford, South Hero, Grand Isle or North Hero). Exhibitions can be one, two or three months and include a reception. Group shows are welcome. Proceeds from any sales go to the artists. Lake Champlain Access Television, Colchester. Through August 1. Info, 862-5724.

CAMBRIDGE FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: The Cambridge Arts Council invites local artists and artisans to participate in their eighth annual sidewalk arts event on August 13. Interested artists may find more information and register at cambridgeartsvt.org or by calling Monica at 633-2388. Deadline: August 1. Various Jeffersonville locations. Through August 1. $40/$20 students. Info, 633-2388.

GREAT VERMONT PLEIN AIR PAINTOUT: Plein air painters are invited to participate in this festive event.

Deadline: July 31. For more info and to register, visit vermontartfest.com/wpcontent/uploads/2016/05/Paint-Out2016-Information-Registration-Form. pdf Mad River Valley Vermont Festival of the Arts, Waitsfield. Members, $15 one day/$25 both days, Valley Arts members; nonmembers, $20 one day, $30 both days. Info, 496-6682.

ART LISTINGS AND SPOTLIGHTS ARE WRITTEN BY RACHEL ELIZABETH JONES. LISTINGS ARE RESTRICTED TO ART SHOWS IN TRULY PUBLIC PLACES.

‘FIXED/FLUXED’: In recognition of the Seven Below Arts initiative, this group exhibition brings together 11 former residents for an initiative meant to “de-emphasize the gallery space as a place for fixed, final products, and reposition it as a place for transitory work and evolving ideas.” Through October 1. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

‘FLAGS!’: An exhibition, presented in collaboration with Waterwheel, featuring handprinted canvas flags by James Belizia and limited-edition five-color screenprints by David Welker, each signed by members of Phish. All proceeds benefit Frog Hollow’s newly established artisan grant program.

Through July 31. Info, 863-6458. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center in Burlington.

FRANKIE D.: “Creative Chaos,” a debut exhibition of acrylic paintings made with “passion, angst, imagination and intensity.” Through July 31. Info, 355-3502. Radio Bean in Burlington.

HOWARD CENTER ARTS COLLECTIVE AND BELLCATE SCHOOL: A group exhibition of works by collective members and students, as well as work from guest artists Jim Babb Jr., Nate Longchamp, Justin Rounds and others. Through July 29. Info, aforguites@ howardcenter.org. Info, 881-0303. Burlington Records.

JEFFREY TRUBISZ: “On the Trail,” photographs by the seasoned hiker. Through July 30. Info, 660-9005. Dostie Bros. Frame Shop in Burlington.

‘LIGHT’: A group exhibition featuring 100 artists who have each created one work on a six-inch panel. Through July 15. Info, 651-8834. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

MICHAEL BUCKLEY: “Coffee, Tea and You,” an exhibition of works by the late Vermont artist made using those beverages. Through August 31. Info, 658-6016.

Speeder & Earl’s Coffee, Pine Street, in Burlington.

MIMI MAGYAR: “Obsessive Compulsive Dzines,” an exhibition of works in graph paper and ink. Through October 31. Info, 301-938-8981. Revolution Kitchen in Burlington.

EBEN MARKOSKI AND INTY MUENALA: Steel sculpture and installation work, respectively, by

July and for the performance the first week of August. The work will be posted online and participating performers will receive access to the documentation.

Compensation includes an exhibition photograph and barter or flat-rate payment. If interested, send a current photo, height documentation/reel of previous performance work and availability to cortneyandrews@gmail.com with “Call for Performers, Vermont” as the subject.

BCA Center, Burlington. Through July 8.

Info, cortneyandrews@gmail.com.

THE GALLERY AT LCATV: Lake Champlain Access Television is looking for artists to exhibit visual

‘EXALTATIONS’: Grassroots and vernacular art from the collections of Gregg Blasdel, Julie Coffey, William L. Ellis and Jennifer Koch. Through July 26.

Info, 735-2542. New City Galerie in Burlington.

LABELS FOR LIBATIONS: Artists are invited to submit their designs to be featured on the next can of Art Hop Ale. Visit magichat.net/seaba for details and to submit. Deadline: August 29. Magic Hat Artifactory, South Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

MAD RIVER VALLEY CRAFT FAIR: This 46th annual festival taking place September 3 and 4 seeks talented artists to fill remaining vendor booths. This is a juried show that features a range of art and craft. Interested artists, email laura@madriver.com. Deadline: August 1.

Kenyon’s Field, Waitsfield. $180-$300.

‘OPTICS ILLUSIONED’: Mind-bending magical photography can be conjured through a multitude of processes. We’re looking for works that defy our sense of vision and test our sense of reality; keep the viewer wondering, However did they do that? Juried by Lance Keimig. Entry: $29 for five images, $5 each additional.

Submission instructions at darkroomgallery.com/ex85. Darkroom Gallery, Essex Junction, Through July 13. Info, 777-3686.

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SLIDELUCK MAD RIVER VALLEY: Slideluck Global seeks submissions from artists working in photography and multimedia for this August 26 show juried by Romke Hoogwaerts. For info and to submit, visit slideluck.com.

Deadline: July 8. Knoll Farm, Fayston. $10. Info, 496-9757.

WALL TO CANVAS CALL TO ARTIST!: Seeking 12 artists who use wheat paste, stencils, collage, spray paint, markers and the like to create unique pieces of art for a live art competition at the Magic Hat Artifactory on Saturday, August 20. We supply large canvas, you supply materials and talent. A live auction and artist merch tent present money-making opportunities for participating artists.

Fifty percent of proceeds go to artists and 50 to Shelburne Craft School.

Best-in-show prize: $500. Must be at least 21. Fill out submission form at magichat.net/walltocanvas by July 10. Magic Hat Artifactory, South Burlington. Info, 985-3648.

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VISUAL ART IN SEVEN DAYS:

prolific nonagenarian whose work is informed by her Austrian heritage and inspired by living things.

Reception: Saturday, July 9, 5-7 p.m. July 9-August 6. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater in Middlebury.

TALK: ‘THE ART OF ARCHITECTURE’: Yestermorrow Design-Build School instructor Paul Hanke offers an illustrated lecture presenting buildings throughout history as an imaginative art form, sharing examples of global architecture as well as tips on designing one’s own home. South Burlington Community Library, Thursday, July 7, 2-3 p.m. Info, 652-7080.

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ARTISTS WANTED: Newport gallery and tattoo shop Contour Studios seeks visual artists to hang work in monthly exhibitions. For details and to submit work, email contourstudiosvt@ gmail.com. Contour Studios, Newport.

Through July 12.

f KLARA CALITRI: Objects and paintings by the

the Vermont-based artists. Through July 29. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington.

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‘THE ARTIST’S FAMILY’: Visual artists are invited to submit work in any medium for an exhibition opening August 5. Works should address the subject of family: biological or chosen, genealogy, heritage, baggage, privilege, etc. Deadline: July 31.

For details and to submit, email joymadden@yahoo.com. Rose Street Artists’ Cooperative and Gallery, Burlington.

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and celebrity. Shelburne Museum, Saturday, July 9, 2-4 p.m. Free with admission. Info, 985-3346.

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f JUDITH WREND: “Sculpture,” a solo exhibition featuring outdoor, freestanding interior and wall-mounted pieces that explore light, space, color and reflection.

Reception: Thursday, July 7, 5-7 p.m. July 7-September 5. Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.

f PATTY CASTELLINI: New monotype prints by the New Hampshire artist. Reception: Saturday, July 9, 5-7 p.m. July 9-August 31. Info, 253-1818.

Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe.

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NANCY TOMCZAK: Watercolor paintings of birds of the Northeast. Through July 29. Info, 657-3872.

Petra Cliffs in Burlington.

‘RUN! JUMP! FLY! ADVENTURES IN ACTION’: A traveling exhibition created by the Minnesota Children’s Museum allows visitors to engage in strength, coordination, balance and endurance training exercises in their own adventure stories.

Through September 11. Info, ext. 120. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

‘A SLICE OF LIFE: EVERYDAY EXPERIENCES & SNIPPETS OF AN ARTIST’S LIFE’: A group exhibition featuring works in a variety of mediums that offer a glimpse of the artist’s life, from the most intimate to the most public moments. Through August 31.

Info, 859-9222. Art’s Alive Gallery in Burlington.

TODD R. LOCKWOOD: “Cinema Portraits,” an exhibition at the convergence of portrait photography, cinema and writing. Through September 3. Info, 8655426. Champlain College Art Gallery in Burlington.

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‘CONNECTING THE DROPS’: Fourth annual exhibition in which local artists use rain barrels as their canvas, hosted by the Chittenden County Stream Team. Through July 7. Info, ​288-­8155, ext.

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‘GRANDMA MOSES: AMERICAN MODERN’: This exhibition co-organized with Bennington Museum showcases more than 60 paintings, works on paper and related materials by Anna Mary Robertson Moses, aka Grandma Moses, alongside work by other 19th- and 20th-century folk and modern artists.

Through October 20. Info, 985-0881. DOMINIQUE EHRMANN: “Once Upon A Quilt,” an exhibition of 16 quilts by the Québec-based fiber artist. Through October 31. GEORGE SHERWOOD: “Wind, Waves and Light,” an outdoor exhibition of eight large-scale, stainless steel kinetic sculptures. Through October 31. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

ESSEX ART LEAGUE I: Artworks in a variety of mediums by League members. Through July 8. Info, 872-7111. Phoenix Books Essex.

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ESSEX ART LEAGUE II: Artworks in a variety of mediums by League members. Through July 8. Info, 879-7133. Unsworth Law in Essex Junction.

‘IN LAYERS: THE ART OF THE EGG’: A group exhibition of 20-plus artists whose works focus on the beauty, biology and essence of eggs. Through October 31. Info, 434-2167. Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington.

JULY ART SHOW: A group exhibition spotlighting work

by Ann Pember. Through August 2. Info, 518-963-8309.

Adirondack Art Association Gallery in Essex, N.Y.

f ‘MANUS ET PEDIBUS’: A juried group exhibition of photographs depicting hands and feet. Reception: Friday, July 8, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Through July 17. Info, 777-3686. Darkroom Gallery in Essex Junction.

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‘1 - 2 - 3 - Φ: MATH AND ART’: A group exhibition curated

by Jody Brown and Janet Van Fleet that considers mathematical concepts in art. Through July 16. ‘4 X 4 X 4 X 4’: Photographs by Holly King, Patricia Lyon-Surrey, Michelle Saffran and Jackie Smith. Through July 16. MATT LARSEN: Images of Mukuntuweap (Zion Canyon) in iron, silver and gold. Through July 16. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

MICHAEL SMITH: “¿Hungry?” paintings of foods such as Wonderbread, chicken and blueberry pie. Through November 1. Info, 479-7069. Morse Block Deli in Barre.

MICHELE MICARELLI: Hooked rugs by the Connecticut artist. Through July 15. Info, 262-6035.

T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier.

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NEYSA RUSSO: “Artis Equus,” an exhibition of handmade wool felt tapestries exploring humankind’s relationship to the horse throughout history.

Through July 31. Info, 229-2444. Yarn in Montpelier.

f RENÉE BOUCHARD: “Kaleidoscopic Pathos,” an

exhibition of paintings that address landscape and human experience. Reception: Thursday, July

‘Fixed/Flux’

BCA Center and the Vermont Metro Gallery honor the

10th year of the Seven Below Arts Initiative with this group exhibition, which will take different forms throughout its run. Founded in 2006 by Kristy Manning, each year the Seven Below program brings six artists to the “Barn” (notable for its role as Phish’s rehearsal and recording studio) and provides them with studio space, a stipend and a scenic backdrop. This shape-shifting exhibition features works by 11 former Seven Below artists-in-residence: Haisi Hu, Meghan Gordon and Cortney Andrews, Sage Lewis, Jonathan Monaghan, Shane Morrissey, Oscar Santillan, Jessica Segall, Willy Somma, Rob Swainston, and Thu Kim Vu. Three of these artists — Gordon, Vu and Swainston — have been tasked with keeping the gallery spaces in constant flux, in order to “de-emphasize the gallery space as a place for fixed, final products and reposition it as a place for transitory work and evolving ideas.” So, what will you see? You’ll have to go to find out. Through October 1. Pictured: “some times” by Meghan Gordon.

7, 4-7 p.m. Through September 30. Info, 223-5811.

Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

ROGER WEINGARTEN: “Nightsong With Parasol,” more than 80 digital prints and sculpture incorporating metamorphosis, history and humor.

Through August 16. Info, 595-5252. Center for Arts and Learning in Montpelier.

‘STAIRS’: Photographs taken by Janet van Fleet, featuring New Orleans stairs and house façades, which the artist paired with objects she found.

Through July 16. Info, 426-3581. Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield.

SUMMER ART EXHIBITION: A group exhibition of recent works by the gallery’s 15 artist-members.

Through July 23. Info, 839-5349. The Front in Montpelier.

f TOM WIES: “Elusive Element,” an exhibition of photographs taken over the last four years in Scandinavia, Serbia, Ireland and sites across the United States, featuring landscapes, portraits and abstractions of nature. Reception: Thursday, July 7, 4-7 p.m. Through September 30. Info, 223-5811.

Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier.

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‘ROBERT DOUGLAS HUNTER AND HIS STUDENTS’: An exhibition of 24 paintings by the artist popularly considered “Dean of the Boston School of Painting,” as well as more than 50 works by students.

Through September 5. ANDREW ORR AND HIS STUDENTS: Landscapes by the Vermont artist and workshop students, including Janet Bonneau, Nancy Calicchio, Julie Davis, Peggy DuPont, Fiona Cooper Fenwick, Barbara Jensen, Mary Krause, Julie McGowan, Howard Mitchell, Dan Pattullo, Kari-Unn Paye, John Richards, Jody Siegle and Linda Van Cooper. Through September 5. Info, 644-5100.

Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

MOLLY DAVIES: “Beyond the Far Blue Mountains,” a remastered digital projection of the original 16mm “three-screen fairytale.” Through November 13. PAT STEIR: An exhibition of prints and drawings by the world-renowned New York painter, accompanied by video of the artist by Molly Davies. Through November 13. Info, 253-8358. Helen Day Art Center in Stowe.

NVAA JUNE JURIED SHOW: The 85th annual juried exhibition of works by members of the Northern Vermont Artists Association. Through July 7. Info, 644-8183. Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville.

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‘DOMESTICATED BEASTS AND DREAMS OF HOME’: Paintings by by Julie Goetz, Joe Fucigna and Cynthia Kirkwood; photographs by Bonnie Barnes, digital media by Gloria King Merritt; sculpture

by John Matusz, Charlotte Potter and Mark Eliot Schwabe. Through July 17. Info, 583-5832. The Bundy Modern Gallery in Waitsfield.

GREEN MOUNTAIN WATERCOLOR EXHIBITION: A group exhibition features more than 70 watercolor paintings selected by three jurors. Through July 23.

Info, 496-6682. Lareau Farm Inn in Waitsfield.

GREEN MOUNTAIN WATERCOLOR EXHIBITION: A juried exhibition of some 70 watercolor paintings in a variety of styles and techniques, selected by landscape artist Tom Nicholas. Through July 23. Info, 496-6682.

Big Red Barn Gallery at Lareau Farm in Waitsfield.

HOPE BURGOYNE: “Elements,” a solo exhibition of abstract oil landscapes. Through July 30. Info, 2447801. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop in Waterbury.

JULIE PARKER: An exhibition of photographs that “strip away recognizable reality” and focus on the sensations of light. Through July 31. Info, 496-5470.

Three Mountain Café in Waitsfield.

MAUDE WHITE: “Time Honored,” an exhibition of hand-carved paper scenes honoring the importance of marking time and bearing witness to the past. Through July 30. Info, 617-842-3332. Walker Contemporary in Waitsfield.

TORREY CARROLL SMITH: “Poppies: The Joy of Painting in a Series,” an exhibition of 20 paintings of a poppy in the garden of the Duxbury artist.

Through July 19. Info, 244-8581. White Meeting House in Waterbury.

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from Jerilea Zempel, who has been “wrapping guns in elastics, bandages, flags, camouflage material, condoms, crocheted yarn and stamps for decades.” Her goal?

To “silence guns and render them invisible and even silly,” write Lichtenfeld and Williams. And somewhere between the supposed mirror/hammer dichotomy come works such as those of Susan Graham, who creates delicate porcelain models of the guns in her father’s collection. Through October 23. Pictured: “.22

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CAROLYN SHATTUCK: “Unstill Lifes,” an exhibition of oil-on-canvas paintings and mixed-media works on clayboard. Through September 30. Info, 773-1801. Rutland City Hall.

f FRAN BULL: “In Flanders Field,” an installation of etchings, sculpture and textiles that present a multilayered reflection on war and humanity.

Reception: Friday, June 15, 5-7 p.m., with artist talk 6-7 p.m. Through July 30. Info, 775-0356. Chaffee Downtown Art Center in Rutland.

‘THE SKY’S THE LIMIT’: A juried exhibition of work by members of the Vermont Pastel Society.

Through July 29. Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

‘SOLIDS AND SURFACES’: Handcrafted furniture

by Richard Haver and painted landscapes by Grace Mellow. Through August 30. Info, 247-4956.

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KAREN ROSENKRANTZ: “Birdwatching: A Metaphor for Surveillance,” oil paintings by the Boston/ New York City painter, who uses birdwatching as a metaphor for the state of constant surveillance we live in today, blending aesthetics with social critique. Through July 31. Info, steven.jupiter@ gmail.com. Info, 917-686-1292. Steven Jupiter Gallery in Middlebury.

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REBECCA KINKEAD: Ten new figurative paintings by the Vergennes artist. Through July 30. Info, 989-7419.

Edgewater Gallery Merchants Row in Middlebury.

f STEVEN P. GOODMAN: “Dreaming of Vermont,” abstracted landscape paintings that pay tribute to the state. Reception: Thursday, July 7, 5-7 p.m.

Through July 31. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery Mill Street in Middlebury.

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JEANETTE FOURNIER: “The Art of Nature,” watercolors of the natural world by the self-taught artist. Through August 31. Info, 603-745-2141.

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‘LIFE UNDER THE SHADOW’: Acrylic paintings

by Bhutanese refugee Hom Pradhan that reflect the young artist’s experience growing up in a refugee camp in Nepal. Accompanying audio by VFC codirector Gregory Sharrow. Through July 31.

‘PORTRAITS IN ACTION’: A multimedia exhibition pairing portrait photography and audio interviews to share the work of pioneers in renewable energy, environmental conservation and land-use planning. Through August 6. HOM PRADHAN: “Life Under the Shadow,” a collection of acrylic paintings paired with audio excerpts that reflect the young artist’s experience growing up in a Bhutanese refugee camp. Through July 31. Info, 388-4964.

Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

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‘PAUL STRAND IN VERMONT: 1943-1946’: An exhibition of 25 works taken in Vermont, just after the renowned artist’s return to still photography following almost a decade of filmmaking. Through August 7. Info, 443-3168. ‘PERSEVERANCE: JAPANESE TATTOO TRADITION IN A MODERN WORLD’: A traveling exhibition featuring full-scale photographs exploring the craftsmanship of traditional Japanese tattooing, as represented by seven renowned tattoo artists. Through August 7.

Info, 443-5258. Middlebury College Museum of Art.

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‘ADDISON COUNTY IN PROFILE: SILHOUETTES FROM THE SHELDON ARCHIVES’: An exhibit of rarely displayed silhouettes of early residents of Addison County, from the 1800s to 1900s, including many prominent and accomplished personalities. Through September 3. ‘PEDALING THROUGH HISTORY: 150 YEARS OF THE BICYCLE’: In recognition of the 150th anniversary of the first pedal bicycle patent, this exhibition showcases the extensive bicycle collection of Glenn Eames, which traces the evolution of the bicycle through today.

Through October 16. Info, 388-2117. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

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‘BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS’: An exhibit that traces the evolution of birds from dinosaurs, featuring skeletons, life-size replicas and hands-on activities.

Through October 31. Info, 359-5000. Vermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center in Quechee.

‘THE BIRDS’: The fourth annual exhibition of collages and prints by Ben Peberdy of Deluxe Unlimited and W. David Powell. Through August 31.

Info, 295-0808. Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction.

EMILY PARRISH: “Used to Be,” new works that use the artist’s personal history to examine southern identity. Through July 31. Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

JOAN HOFFMAN: “Painting the Air: Landscapes Inspired by Our National Parks,” an exhibition of oil paintings depicting nationally recognized scenic landscapes. Through July 9. Info, 457-3500.

ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery in South Pomfret.

‘A MOMENT IN TIME’: An exhibition of works by Gerry Bergstein, Gail Boyajian, Jennifer Brown, Dierdre Dennis, Laura Karetzky, George Lawrence, Anne Leeds, Jo Levasseur, Andy Newman, Jacqueline C. Overstreet, Mary Louise Pierson, Deborah Frankel Reese, Stephanie Reininger and Sandra Williams-Crossley. Through July 17. Info, 828-3051. Justin Morrill Homestead in Strafford.

‘WINNERS AND NOT’: An exhibition hosted by the Bradford Historical Society includes a large display of vintage political posters, buttons and pamphlets from state and federal elections. Through October 31. Info, 222-4423. Bradford Academy.

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DOT KIBBEE: An exhibition of works by artist, who was an active GRACE participant from the 1980s through 2005. Through July 27. Info, 472- 6857.

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‘THE GARDEN OF EARTHLY DELIGHTS’: A multimedia show featuring more than 100 Vermont artists and celebrating the splendors of summer, the animal kingdom and verdant rural life. Through August 1. Info, 533-2045. Miller’s Thumb Gallery in Greensboro.

KARI MEYER: “Honest Skies,” landscape paintings chronicling “the evolving beauty of the seasons.”

Through August 9. Info, 748-0158. Northeast Kingdom Artisans Guild Backroom Gallery in St. Johnsbury.

LARRY GOLDEN: The Vermont artist and art teacher exhibits his traditional paintings. Through July 10. Info, 563-2037. White Water Gallery in East Hardwick.

‘MIRROR/MIRROR’: An exhibition reflecting upon the looking glass and all that it contains, from telescopes to magic tricks, disco balls to dentistry, fashion to psychotherapy, myth to superstition.

Through May 1. Info, 626-4409. The Museum of Everyday Life in Glover.

PHYLLIS J. HAMMOND: A retrospective of works by the late Newport artist and author of Traveling With Wildflowers: From Newfoundland to Alaska.

Through September 10. Info, 334-1966. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport.

‘ROBERT MANNING: A RETROSPECTIVE’: An exhibition spanning the career of the New England artist, featuring his depictions of Neolithic stone monuments and his imaginings of their rich history in fantastical, colorful paintings. Also included: autobiographical drawings, paintings and assemblage sculpture that explore his personal history as an Irish American artist.

Through July 9. Info, 748-2022. Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury.

SUE TESTER: Photographs of local scenes, birds and animals. Through August 1. Info, 525-3366.

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AYN HANNAH: “Mapping With Stitches,” new textile art quilts combining layered fabric with thread “drawing.” Through August 31. ERIC BOYER: “Convergence,” sensuous sculptures made from wire mesh. Through August 31. Info, 257-4777.

Gallery in the Woods in Brattleboro.

DONALD SAAF: A solo exhibition of new works by the Vermont painter, who notes influences including painters Bill Traylor and Maud Lewis, Oaxacan woodcarvers, the quilt-makers of Gee’s Bend, and collage artist Romare Bearden. Through July 10. Info, 251-8290. Mitchell Giddings Fine Arts in Brattleboro.

‘UNION STATION: GATEWAY TO THE WORLD’: An exhibit of images and stories of Brattleboro’s Union Station, home of BMAC, to mark the 100th anniversary of its opening. Through October 23.

‘UP IN ARMS: TAKING STOCK OF GUNS’: A group exhibition considers the enormous physical, psychological and symbolic power of guns in the U.S. Artists include Liu Bolin, Linda Bond, Kyle Cassidy, Madeline Fan, Susan Graham, Jane Hammond, Don Nice, Sabine Pearlman and Jerilea Zempel. Through October 23. JAMIE YOUNG: “Chaos and Light,” a solo exhibition of paintings depicting several species of vines covering trees all over New England.

Through October 23. PHILIP J. CALABRIA: “The Stilled Passage: Photographs of Unrestored Ellis Island,” photographs of the historical immigration passageway. Through August 29. Info, , ext. 108.

Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

‘LANDSCAPES AFTER RUSKIN: REDEFINING THE SUBLIME’: An exhibition curated by American artist Joel Sternfeld, who uses Victorian scholar John Ruskin’s work as a departure point for contextualizing contemporary renderings of landscapes and nature. Works are by Joseph Beuys, Katherine Bradford, Christo, Gustave Courbet, Naoya Hatakeyama, Anselm Kiefer, Raymond Pettibon, Gerhard Richter, Thomas Ruff, Ai Wei Wei, David Wojnarowicz and more. This show also serves as the world debut of Sternfeld’s 2016 film London Bridge. Through November 27. Info, 952-1056. Hall Art Foundation in Reading.

MOLLY HATCH: “Passage,” site-specific sculpture and drawings by the Massachusetts-based artist.

Through July 30. Info, 380-1607. Catherine Dianich Gallery in Brattleboro.

‘SPRINGFIELD PHOTOVOICE’: More than 100 images taken by Community College of Vermont students and staff, Project Action participants and other community members engaged with the Photovoice initiative. Photovoice uses participatory photography to facilitate conversations about community and values. Through July 31. Info, 885-8372. The Great Hall in Springfield.

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“CONTEMPORARY QUILTS: FROM TRADITIONAL FORMS TO ART QUILTS”: A group exhibition of works by quilters from Readsboro and the surrounding area. Artists include Norma Abel, Tessa Atwood, Cindy Bartosewcz, Jeanne Chivers, Betty King and Carol Marks. Through July 24. Info, 423-5600. Confluence in Readsboro.

Andrew Orr and His Students Bryan Memorial Gallery

in Jeffersonville presents work by the Waterville-based, award-winning oil painter and gallery board member Andrew Orr. A full-time painter since 1998, he has led workshops in more than 30 states as well as the UK, Australia and New Zealand. Here, Orr’s work is shown alongside that of some of his students, including Janet Bonneau, Nancy Calicchio, Julie Davis, Peggy duPont, Fiona Cooper Fenwick, Barbara Jensen, Mary Krause, Julie McGowan, Howard Mitchell, Dan Pattullo, Kari-Unn Paye, John Richards, Jody Siegle and Linda Van Cooper.

Through September 4. Pictured: “Along a Walk in Vermont” by Orr.

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MAGGI RANDALL: “Catastrophe Hats and Other Recent Works,” an exhibition by the Vermont artist.

Through July 8. Info, gwinter@svc.edu. Southern Vermont College Gallery in Bennington.

BUNNY HARVEY: “Fully Involved,” a solo exhibition of semiabstract landscape paintings. Through September 11. Info, 498-8438. White River Gallery at BALE in South Royalton.

f ‘MILTON AVERY’S VERMONT’: Works the American modernist created based on his summers spent in southern Vermont during the mid-1930s through the mid-1940s. Reception: Friday, July 8, 5-8 p.m.

Through November 6. MARCY HERMANSADER: “It Is All a Mystery,” a selective retrospective featuring four distinct bodies of paperworks dating from 1981 through 2015. Through July 31. SALLY GIL: “Out of This World,” lush abstract landscapes and sculptures by the Brooklyn-based, Bennington-born artist.

Through July 10. Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

‘DIRECTOR’S CHOICE’: Selected works by Varujan Boghosian, Pat Dipaula Klein, Helen Matteson, Ira Matteson, Nick Santoro, Hugh Townley and John Udvardy. Through July 9. MARCY HERMANSADER: “Earthly,” a solo exhibition of drawings that presents small elements of nature as emblems, essential mysteries or objects of reverence. Through July 16.

Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

‘MODERN ALCHEMY: THE ART OF GLASS’: A group exhibition of works by members of the Vermont Glass Guild. Through July 10. Info, 362-1405. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center in Manchester.

‘A JOURNEY ACROSS BOUNDARIES’: A group exhibition curated by artists Angelo Arnold and Gowri Savoor, featuring works by Arnold, Galen Cheney Jason Galligan-Baldwin, Karen Henderson, Liz Kauffman, Rachel Moore, Savoor, Jason Swift and Mary Zompetti. Through September 5. Info, 778-0334. Chandler Gallery in Randolph.

‘QUARTETS’: An exhibition of monoprints, block prints and paper collage by Janet Cathey and Kristen Johnson. Through September 3. Info, 889-9404.

Tunbridge Public Library in Tunbridge Village.

‘THE VLS COMMUNITY’: A group exhibition featuring works by Vermont Law School students, alumni, staff and spouses. Through August 13. Info, 763-7094.

Royalton Memorial Library in South Royalton.

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AIDRON DUCKWORTH: “Color – a Theory in Action,” an exhibition of works meant to demonstrate the late artist’s mastery of color and its emotive qualities. Through July 24. Info, 603-469-3444.

Aidron Duckworth Museum in Meriden, N.H. BRENDA GARAND: “It’s Like Falling Into Water: Sculpture and Drawing,” a solo exhibition of works by the Hartford, Vt., artist. DAN GOTTSEGEN: An exhibition of oil paintings influenced by the artist’s engagement with the natural environment. GREG GORMAN: Recent stained glass and mosaic works by the Lyme, N.H., artist. LIZ SIBLEY FLETCHER:

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f you’re familiar with the twisted, tragic universe that writer-director Todd Solondz has created with eight features over 27 years, you may care to read on. I have good news. On the other hand, if you just asked yourself, Todd who?, you might want to skip down to Margot’s review. It’s doubtful you’ll be buying a ticket to Wiener-Dog. Solondz is a genre unto himself, and this is the auteur at his most audacious and challenging. The film is actually a series of four darkly comic vignettes, linked only by the presence of the eponymous female dachshund. Well, the dog and the ever-present specter of death.

Tracy Letts and Julie Delpy anchor the first chapter as the bickering parents of a boy named Remi (Keaton Nigel Cooke), who’s survived an unnamed illness. The casting is dead-on. These folks make most dysfunctional movie families look like the Cleavers.

One day, Remi’s father brings the pet home, and the child christens it Wiener-Dog (coincidentally, the nickname of Dawn Wiener in Solondz’s 1995 Welcome to the Dollhouse). Highlights of this segment include a tracking shot of doggie diarrhea choreographed by Oscar-nominated cinematographer Edward Lachman (Carol) and set to Debussy’s “Clair de lune.”

The boy has given the dog a granola bar that made him sick. Dad decides euthanasia is next on the pet’s menu, prompting a mother-son discussion of mortality that, besides being hilarious, flips a cliché on its head.

“Nature doesn’t care about them,” Delpy explains. “We’re dogs’ only friend.”

Who should intercept the doomed dachshund before the vet can send him to heaven but Dawn Wiener herself, now a veterinarian aide played by Greta Gerwig. Having grown up to be Greta Gerwig, the once-outcast Dawn is more popular with the neighborhood boys these days. When she bumps into former classmate Brandon (Kieran Culkin), he invites her on a ride to score drugs and visit his brother (Connor Long), who has Down syndrome. The two share a touching, gut-busting scene throughout which Brandon attempts to explain that their father has died, and his brother repeatedly asks him whether he’s stopped drinking.

Next, we meet frustrated film professor Dave Schmerz (Danny DeVito). You’ll notice the central characters get older with each successive vignette. Aging — and becoming irrelevant — is what DeVito’s chapter is about. His students’ mockery drives Schmerz to the brink. And then over it. Not long after he begins making Wiener-Dog

PET PROJECT Burstyn plays the last in a series of complicated characters who take in a traveling dachshund in the latest from Todd Solondz.

wear tiny dresses, our jaws drop as we watch a bomb squad slowly approach the dog, now wrapped in a suicide vest.

But the oddest and most heartrending segments are still to come. Ellen Burstyn plays a bitter invalid who hides behind huge black sunglasses and renames the canine Cancer.

She’s visited by a twitchy granddaughter (Zosia Mamet), who brings along her artist boyfriend, Fantasy (Michael James Shaw). “Don’t kid yourself,” the old woman admonishes, after her spacey guest claims not to be concerned about lacking direction because she’s still young.

The granddaughter then describes Fantasy’s work as a controversial fusion of taxidermy and robotics that isn’t derivative of Damien

Hirst. “Fuck Damien Hirst,” adds Fantasy.

That’s incredibly funny stuff, assuming you know who Hirst is — google him if you don’t.

The punch line is the film’s final image, Fantasy’s latest work and the most bizarre visual in Solondz’s oeuvre. Prepare to be freaked out.

And prepare for 90 minutes of idiosyncratic and surprising cinema. The filmmaker has a reputation for a misanthropic worldview, a loathing for suburbia, and obsessions with perversion and futility. Solondz’s new work reflects those themes, but it also reveals empathy, almost warmth, and that’s a first. Don’t kid yourself: You can teach an old dog new tricks.

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t’s a good year in American art houses for films with premises that sound like they were sourced from a Dadaist Twitter feed. First came The Lobster, depicting a scenario in which single people are condemned to be surgically transformed into animals. Now here’s Swiss Army Man, in which a flatulent corpse shows up just in time to show a depressed young man the meaning of life.

Comedy-video duo Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert make their feature debut with this film that seems partly inspired by Adam Sandler fart-fests, partly by earnest indie flicks and partly by the fun of mocking both genres.

At the Sundance Film Festival, Swiss Army Man reportedly caused a mass walkout. But viewers who aren’t intrinsically opposed to toilet humor may actually find this curiosity pretty funny — and, thanks to the conviction of its lead actors, sometimes weirdly poignant.

Paul Dano plays man-child Hank, a lone castaway on a speck of a desert island. Like so many millennial protagonists, he’s defined by a free-floating sadness: When he attempts to kill himself, the only memory that flashes before his eyes is one of sitting on the bus plugged to his phone.

Then the corpse washes up on shore.

Played by Daniel Radcliffe (yes, the guy who made his name as Harry Potter) and christened “Manny” by Hank, the stiff has marvelous properties. So powerful is Manny’s flatulence that Hank rides him “like a Jet

IT’S A GAS Radcliffe plays a corpse with flatulence issues in this extremely offbeat indie comedy.

Ski” to the mainland; his mouth spouts freshwater, and (steel yourselves) his erections work like a compass. There’s still life left in Manny, and he wants Hank to educate him about a world he doesn’t remember. To make use of the corpse’s life-saving powers, Hank must immerse himself in memories and recreations of a life that he himself never really knew how to live.

That’s where the film’s absurdity shades into something genuine, in large part be-

cause neither actor holds back or winks at the audience. In Dano’s long history of playing misfit characters, Hank is probably the least cool of them all, his emotions goofily transparent. And Radcliffe manages to make a pasty-faced corpse earnest and sympathetic. With his ungainly, half-alien body and naïve enthusiasm for everyday human rituals, he suggests a hornier version of E.T. — the best friend an overgrown kid like Hank could have.

The growing bromance of these two comes complete with twee chanting on the soundtrack and painstakingly handmade props reminiscent of Michel Gondry movies. Whenever these elements threaten to transform the movie into a life-affirming celebration of imagination and whimsy, however, Manny’s bodily antics bring it down to earth with a gassy roar. Rabelais might have approved.

Swiss Army Man sags a little in the middle, but, toward the end, it takes a few neat turns that put everything in a fresh perspective. The film riffs irreverently on a subgenre of movies about people who learn how to live in modern civilization only by leaving it, from Cast Away to Where the Wild Things Are. (Even the overbearing Jurassic Park theme music gets trotted out at one point.)

It’s sometimes tempting to dismiss it all as a big joke, a ready-made meme. But then comes the scene when Hank re-creates his bus-ride memory for Manny (complete with headphones crafted from vines). In the original memory, the world beyond Hank was out of focus. For the re-creation, Hank has painted the windows of his improvised “bus” with scenic vistas, which Manny stares at in Spielbergian wonder. Having ignored the world when it was really there, Hank dreams it back into existence — and, just for an instant, the viewer feels that wonder, too.

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THE SECRET LIFE OF PETS: What do pets get up to when their owners are away? Plenty of shenanigans, this animated family comedy suggests. Louis C.K. voices a terrier trying to deal with a new dog in his household; Kevin Hart, Jenny Slate and Albert Brooks also contributed their voice talents.

Chris Renaud (Despicable Me) and Yarrow Cheney directed. (90 min, PG. Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Stowe, Sunset, Welden) WIENER-DOGHHHHH A dachshund travels from one dysfunctional household to the next in this offbeat anthology film from director Todd Solondz.

Among his owners is Dawn Wiener from the director’s Welcome to the Dollhouse, all grown up into Greta Gerwig. Ellen Burstyn, Danny DeVito and Julie Delpy also star. (90 min, R. Roxy. Reviewed by R.K. 7/6)

DE PALMAHHHH Director Brian De Palma chronicles his celebrated and controversial career and his Hitchcock obsession, aided by clips from his films, in this documentary directed by Noah Baumbach (Frances Ha) and Jake Paltrow. (107 min, R) FINDING DORYHHH1/2 Pixar’s animated sequel returns to the aquatic setting of Finding Nemo a year after the events of the first film, when the forgetful fish of the title (voiced by Ellen DeGeneres) decides to set off in search of her long-lost family. Andrew Stanton returns as director, alongside Angus MacLane. (103 min, PG; reviewed by M.H. 6/22) FREE STATE OF JONESHH1/2 In this fact-based Civil War drama, Matthew McConaughey plays a Mississippi farmer who banded together with local slaves to defy the Confederacy. Gugu MbathaRaw and Mahershala Ali also star. Gary Ross (Pleasantville) directed. (139 min, R) GENIUSHHH This biopic dramatizes the red-pen role that Scribner’s editor Maxwell Perkins (Colin Firth) had in shaping the literary careers of Thomas Wolfe (Jude Law), F. Scott Fitzgerald (Guy Pearce) and Ernest Hemingway (Dominic West). With Nicole Kidman and Laura Linney. Michael Grandage makes his directorial debut. (104 min, PG-13)

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INDEPENDENCE DAY: RESURGENCEH1/2 Roland Emmerich returns to direct this belated sequel to his 1996 alien-invasion blockbuster, but don’t look for Will Smith. This time around, Jeff Goldblum, Liam Hemsworth, Maika Monroe and Vivica A. Fox are among those defending the planet from renewed extraterrestrial attacks. (120 min, PG-13)

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THE CONJURING 2HHH Demon busters Ed and Lorraine Warren (Patrick Stewart and Vera Farmiga) return in another purportedly “true” scare story from their case files. With Madison Wolfe and Frances O’Connor. James Wan again directed. (133 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 6/15)

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LOVE AND FRIENDSHIPHHHH1/2 Long-time Jane Austen fan Whit Stillman (Barcelona) directed this adaptation of her unpublished novella “Lady Susan,” in which Kate Beckinsale plays a meddling widow. (92 min, PG)

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THE MUSIC OF STRANGERSHHH1/2 This classicalmusic documentary from director Morgan Neville (20 Feet From Stardom) follows Yo-Yo Ma’s Silk Road Ensemble, an international collective of musicians and artists, as it travels and performs. (96 min, PG-13) NOW YOU SEE ME 2HH1/2 In the sequel to the 2013 film about heist-performing magicians, Daniel Radcliffe plays a tech prodigy who attempts to exploit the sleight of hand. With Jesse Eisenberg, Mark Ruffalo and Woody Harrelson. Jon M. Chu (Jem and the Holograms) directed. (129 min, PG-13) NOW PLAYING

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THE LOBSTERHHHH1/2 In a dystopian society where singletons must find partners within 45 days or face transformation into “beasts,” Colin Farrell and Rachel Weisz play people attempting to win the Mating Games. Yorgos Lanthimos (Dogtooth) directed. (119 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 6/8)

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THE LEGEND OF TARZANHH Alexander Skarsgård steps into the loincloth in this new take on Edgar Rice Burroughs’ classic pulps. With Margot Robbie, Samuel L. Jackson and Christoph Waltz. David Yates (four Harry Potter installments) directed. (109 min, PG-13)

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CENTRAL INTELLIGENCEHHHH1/2 A high school reunion brings together a CIA agent (Dwayne Johnson) and a mild-mannered accountant (Kevin Hart) who used to be the cool one in this mismatched-buddy comedy from director Rawson Marshall Thurber (We’re the Millers). (114 min, PG-13; reviewed by R.K. 6/22)

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THE BFGHHH1/2 Steven Spielberg directed this Disney adaptation of Roald Dahl’s quirky fantasy about a young girl (Ruby Barnhill) who befriends a “Big Friendly Giant” (Mark Rylance, aided by CGI) — and discovers that not all giants are so well disposed toward human children. With Rebecca Hall and Bill Hader. (117 min, PG)

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SWISS ARMY MANHHHH Paul Dano plays a guy shipwrecked on a desert island with only a flatulent corpse (Daniel Radcliffe) for company in this very offbeat indie comedy adventure from writer-directors Dan Kwan and Daniel Scheinert.

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BY THE SEAHH Angelina Jolie directed this glossy drama about a famous writer (Brad Pitt) and his neurotic wife (Jolie) trying to deal with their issues on the Mediterranean. With Mélanie Laurent. (122 min, R) THE PURGE: ELECTION YEARHHH The third installment of the dystopian horror series in which Americans are permitted to slaughter one another one night a year. Elizabeth Mitchell plays a presidential candidate who doesn’t think legalized murder is such a great idea. James DeMonaco again directed. (105 min, R) THE SHALLOWSHH1/2 If you’re just 200 yards from the beach, is a great white shark still scary? In this horror thriller from director Jaume Collet-Serra (Non-Stop), the answer appears to be yes. Blake Lively plays the surfer who finds herself in this odd predicament. (87 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 6/29)

I SAW THE LIGHTH Tom Hiddleston plays country-western legend Hank Williams in this biopic. Elizabeth Olsen plays his wife, Audrey; with Bradley Whitford and Cherry Jones. (123 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 4/6)

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Or you could eschew man's best friend altogether and watch human beings play mind games in the latest adaptation of a John le Carré spy thriller. Stellan Skarsgård stars as a Russian mafia operative who seeks refuge in the UK — and uses a naïve professor (Ewan McGregor) as his pawn. Damian Lewis (pictured) also stars. Who will end up outwitted?

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CANCER (JUNE 21-JULY 22)

As I gaze into my crystal ball and invoke a vision of your near future, I find you communing with elemental energies that are almost beyond your power to control.

But I’m not worried, because I also see that the spirit of fun is keeping you safe and protected. Your playful strength is fully unfurled, ensuring that love always trumps chaos.

This is a dream come true: You have a joyous confidence as you explore and experiment with the Great Unknown, trusting in your fluidic intuition to guide you.

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): In the book A Survival Guide to the Stress of Organizational Change, the authors tell you how to raise

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(May 21-June 20): Normally I’m skeptical about miraculous elixirs and sudden cures and stupendous breakthroughs. I avoid fantasizing about a silver bullet that can simply and rapidly repair an entrenched problem. But I’m setting aside my caution as I evaluate your prospects for the coming months. While I don’t believe that a sweeping transformation is guaranteed, I suspect it’s far more likely than usual. I suggest you open your mind to it.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): “You can only go halfway into the darkest forest,” says a Chinese proverb. “Then you are coming out the other side.” You will soon reach that midpoint, Leo. You may not recognize how far you have already come, so it’s a good thing I’m here to give you a heads-up. Keep the faith! Now here’s another clue: As you have wandered through the dark forest, you’ve been learning practical lessons that will come in handy during the phase of your journey that will begin after your birthday.

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(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): My devoted contingent of private detectives, intelligence agents and psychic sleuths is constantly wandering the globe gathering data for me to use in creating your horoscopes.

In recent days, they have reported that many of you Virgos are seeking expansive visions and mulling long-term decisions.

Your tribe seems unusually relaxed about the future and is eager to be emancipated from shrunken possibilities. Crucial in

this wonderful development has been an inclination to stop obsessing on small details and avoid being distracted by transitory concerns. Hallelujah! Keep up the good work. Think big! Bigger! Biggest!

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): After years of painstaking research, the psychic surgeons at the Beauty and Truth Lab have finally perfected the art and science of Zodiac Makeovers. Using a patented technique known as Mythic Gene Engineering, they are able to transplant the planets of your horoscope into different signs and astrological houses from the ones you were born with. Let’s say your natal Jupiter suffers from an uncongenial aspect with your Moon. The psychic surgeons cut and splice according to your specifications, enabling you to be re-coded with the destiny you desire.

Unfortunately, the cost of this pioneering technology is still prohibitive for most people.

But here’s the good news, Libra: In the coming months, you will have an unprecedented power to reconfigure your life’s path using other, less expensive, purely natural means.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In high school I was a good athlete with a promising future as a baseball player. But my aspirations were aborted in sophomore year when the coach banished me from the team. My haircut and wardrobe were too weird, he said. I may have been a skillful shortstop, but my edgy politics made him nervous and mad. At the time I was devastated by his expulsion. Playing baseball was my passion. But in retrospect I was grateful. The coach effectively ended my career as a jock, steering me toward my true callings: poetry and music and astrology.

I invite you to identify a comparable twist in your own destiny, Scorpio. What unexpected blessings came your way through a seeming adversary? The time is ripe to lift those blessings to the next level.

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(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Do you remember that turning point when you came to a fork in the road of your destiny at a moment when your personal power wasn’t strong? And do you recall how you couldn’t muster the potency to make the most courageous choice but instead headed in the direction that seemed easier? Well,

here’s some intriguing news: Your journey has delivered you, via a convoluted route, to a place not too far from that original fork in the road. It’s possible you could return there and revisit the options — which are now more mature and meaningful — with greater authority. Trust your exuberance.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I love writing horoscopes for you. Your interest in my insights spurs my creativity and makes me smarter. As I search for the inspiration you need next, I have to continually reinvent my approach to finding the truth. The theories I had about your destiny last month may not be applicable this month. My devotion to following your ever-shifting story keeps me enjoyably off-balance, propelling me free of habit and predictability. I’m grateful for your influence on me! Now I suggest that you compose a few thank-you notes similar to the one I’ve written here. Address them to the people in your life who move you and feed you and transform you the best.

AQUARIUS

(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): After an Illinois man’s wife whacked him in the neck with a hatchet, he didn’t hold a grudge. Just the opposite. Speaking from a hospital room while recovering from his life-threatening wound, Thomas Deas testified that he still loved his attacker and hoped they could reconcile. Is this admirable or pathetic? I’ll go with pathetic. Forgiving one’s allies and loved ones for their mistakes is wise, but allowing and enabling their maliciousness and abuse should be taboo. Keep that standard in mind during the coming weeks, Aquarius.

People close to you may engage in behavior that lacks full integrity. Be compassionate but tough-minded in your response.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Can water run uphill? Not usually. But there’s an eccentric magic circulating in your vicinity, and it could generate phenomena that are comparable to water running uphill. I wouldn’t be surprised, either, to see the equivalent of stars coming out in the daytime. Or a mountain moving out of your way. Or the trees whispering an oracle exactly when you need it. Be alert for anomalous blessings, Pisces. They may be so different from what you think is possible that they could be hard to recognize.

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ARIES (March 21-April 19): Events in the coming week may trick your mind and tweak your heart. They might mess with your messiah complex and wreak havoc on your habits. But I bet they will also energize your muses and add melodic magic to your mysteries. They will slow you down in such a way as to speed up your evolution and spin you in circles with such lyrical grace that you may become delightfully clear-headed. Will you howl and moan? Probably, but more likely out of poignant joy, not from angst and anguish.

Might you be knocked off course? Perhaps, but by a good influence, not a bad one.

your stress levels. Assume that others are responsible for lowering your stress levels, they say. Resolve not to change anything about yourself. Hold on to everything in your life that’s expendable. Fear the future.

Get embroiled in trivial battles. Try to win new games as you play by old rules. Luckily, the authors also offer suggestions on how to reduce your stress. Get good sleep, they advise. Exercise regularly. Don’t drink too much caffeine. Feel lots of gratitude.

Clearly define a few strong personal goals and let go of lesser wishes. Practice forgiveness and optimism. Talk to yourself with kindness. Got all that, Taurus? It’s an excellent place to start as you formulate your strategy for the second half of 2016.

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My husband and I have been married for almost three years, and we have a very solid relationship. However, even though we hold hands, cuddle, kiss and say “I love you,” we’ve had issues with intimacy and sex. I want more from him. I know I have a higher sex drive in this relationship. I always want him, and although I try not to push it, he realizes it, and it makes him feel pressured. He says he always feels like he’s disappointing me. So, as a result, he does not initiate or show any sign that he desires me.

We finally had a huge conversation about it, and I agreed to be “less available” and let him take charge. But first I told him what my ideal situation would be: sex at least three times a week — but, more importantly, any sign that he’s making an effort. He said he needs space to desire me, which was like taking a bullet for some reason. I’ve tried to give him space, but it’s been 20 days since we talked and nothing has changed. I feel I have no other option but to bring it up again. The painful part is, I’m head over heels in love with him, and I know he loves me. I know he wouldn’t do anything to hurt me on purpose. What do I do?

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Dear Too Much,

Too Much Space

I’ll tell you why it felt like taking a bullet: Because you believe the only way you two can be more intimate is to be closer physically and emotionally. He apparently wants the opposite of that. I imagine it feels a lot like rejection.

The problem here is that you agreed to something you don’t feel good about. What does “space” mean, exactly?

I find the rule about not talking about it or asking for it strange and unsettling. What else aren’t you “allowed” to do?

You want to have more sex, more intimacy, so you agreed to pretend you don’t want those things? Girl. That is not going to get you what you want.

There is no magic number of times a week or month a couple should have sex. Some couples do it every other day; others are content with far less. And even couples who have sex a lot can have their troubles. What matters is balance: of fun, intimacy, sex, communication and honoring your personal interests separate from those of your partner.

Maybe the issue here is low sex drive, or maybe it’s something deeper. Maybe he’s experiencing some stress that he hasn’t revealed. Has he always been disinterested in sex, or is this a new thing? Did you get married thinking your sex life would improve somehow? Because marriage isn’t a fix for anything — it’s a contract.

It is time to talk again. I suggest a visit with a couples counselor to look more deeply into what will satisfy you both and to bridge your communication gap. All of us make sacrifices and compromises in relationships. But your sexual relationship with your husband is important. Seek some professional help and try to uncover what’s really going on. I hope you get to the bottom of this and achieve your happily ever after.

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