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to Brock that read in part: “Sadly, the board is more interested in making noise in the press than it is in reaching an agreement with us. ˜ ere is still time, and we implore the board to negotiate with us at the table, and not through press release.”

Raises aren’t the only things keeping the two sides from shaking hands. ˜ e district is seeking additional concessions, including increasing teacher contributions to health insurance costs from 15 percent to 19 percent and eliminating tuition reimbursement for a graduate course each year, according to board members Stephanie Seguino and Mark Barlow.

What’s next? ˜ e fact-finder’s report that Brock mentioned becomes public later this week, and more mediation is expected. Seguino told Seven Days that she’s still optimistic the two sides can come to an agreement.

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A Shaftsbury man tried to run a carload of people off Route 67 last week in a highspeed incident that ended without serious injury, according to Vermont State Police.

Ryan Kinney, 41, rammed the fleeing vehicle multiple times at speeds in excess of 80 miles per hour and “spun them out several times,” reported Trooper Luke Hall.

Incredibly, he said, no one was injured.

About the victims, Hall added: “˜ ey were just trying to get to the closest store to get someone to call 911. ˜ ey didn’t have cell service where they were.” Kinney, already on parole for an unspecified prior offense, faces multiple charges — including aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and stalking.

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A murderer from Vermont set off an interstate incident last week — while behind bars. Cops say Dana Martin, who in 2000 killed a 15-year-old Barre high school student, claimed that a package of white powder he sent to the Washington County Courthouse contained anthrax. ˜ e potential biohazard forced authorities to evacuate the building. ˜ e scene was cleared after cops discovered Martin had sent foot powder, not deadly anthrax spores. Martin, who tried in 2012 to get two men to snuff out pop star Justin Bieber, is serving time in a Delaware prison. Barre City Police Chief Tim Bombardier said he surmised the latest act was an attempt by Martin “to change his living arrangements” by getting sent to a prison in Vermont. Bombardier, who doesn’t expect Martin to be charged for the hoax, added: “We’re not going to help him achieve his goal.”

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urlington teachers and school district negotiators have not reached an agreement on a new contract, and the current one is set to expire at month’s end.

As staff writer Molly Walsh reported on our Off Message blog, mediation last week failed to bring the two sides together. While the Burlington Education Association reduced its demand for raises from 5.3 percent to 4.6 percent, that’s still higher than the district’s latest offer — 2 percent. ˜ e union’s offer “remains unaffordable and would require additional cuts to teaching staff and other important services,” the school board said in a statement.

High school teacher Fran Brock, the union president, declined to comment to Seven Days, saying that the mediation had been “based on [a] fact-finder report, and we are under obligation to stay quiet about that report for 10 days.” ˜ e union later released a statement attributed

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3. “Mormon Church Is Against Massive Settlement Plan in Vermont” by Alicia Freese. David Hall’s plan to build a large community in the Upper Valley has hit opposition in Vermont — and with the Mormon church.

4. “What Happened? Questions and Answers About Vermont’s Primary” by Paul Heintz. ˜ e primaries are over, but we still have questions.

5. “Artists Rally to Keep Charlie’s Boathouse Afloat” by Alicia Freese. Regulars at the New North End institution are trying to help the aging owners keep it going.

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MAKING A MOVE

Milton has come a long way [“Milton’s Metamorphosis: A Plan in Place for a Real Downtown,” August 10]. I remember when it was junkyards and trailers. Where Sears is, there used to be a big junkyard.

I would love to live in Milton, but I do agree that the lack of a downtown hurts it slightly. This can be said for many communities like Milton. South Burlington has been trying for decades to establish a downtown core, and that is still in the planning stages.

Brad Barratt SOUTH BURLINGTON

KNOT TRUE

In Katie Jickling’s recent article [“In the Weeds,” August 3], which profiles Mike Bald’s efforts to combat invasive plants in Vermont, Jickling gives voice to a statement that was not substantiated or fact-checked.

Bald claims that the Nature Conservancy had no notes on a fi e-year project to remove Japanese knotweed. Not only is this incorrect, no one at the Nature Conservancy was contacted to answer to this claim. The Nature Conservancy staff collected data four times a year for a span of fi e years on our Japanese knotweed management effort . The information has informed our continued efforts on Japanese knotweed management at several preserves. We have shared our approaches in dozens of public training workshops.

TIM NEWCOMB

Invasive plants are indeed a critical challenge in our region. Thank you for coverage of the issue.

Rose Paul PLAINFIELD

Paul is director of critical lands and conservation science at the Nature Conservancy in Vermont.

POOH-POOH THE PO-PO PLATTER

I have just seen the new Po-Po Platter feature in the latest Seven Days [“Last Seven,” August 17]. The column will apparently feature “dumb criminals” and their silly antics.

Most people who commit crimes do so out of a total sense of desperation and lack of alternatives or an unwanted addiction that is controlling their lives. I don’t want to be an “old man yelling at clouds,” but featuring these down-on-their luck Vermonters, and subjecting them to more community ridicule, hardly appears to be the empathy I expect in Seven Days. Even the column title adds to their humiliation.

What does Seven Days perceive as the purpose of the Po-Po Platter? I hope a cooler head reconsiders this addition.

Chuck Hafter SOUTH BURLINGTON

Editor’s note: Po-Po Platter is a new, local version of News Quirks, a popular syndicated feature we used to run. We won’t feature certain types of violent crime, and we aim to report offbea police news with a little more

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context than police reports give. Finally, “popo” is a slang term for the police, not poor people.

WHAT RACISM?

[Re Off Message: “Opinion: Judge Rainville’s Soft Racism,” August 15]: This is a really strange column from Judith Levine. She ignores the fact that the initiating call was a false report intended as revenge. No erratic driving occurred, as defendant Kareem Louard was likely aware.

Yes, he was driving under a suspended license — a fact that would not have been discovered, incidentally, without a false report. Nor would Louard have been caught driving under the influence with a blood alcohol content that 10 minutes later would have been under the legal limit and likely did not impair his driving even at 0.09.

It’s not outrageous for Judge Gregory Rainville to compliment Louard for reacting well after being stopped under effecti ely false pretenses. Many others, white or black or Christmas-red-and-green, might not have.

Nate Awrich WINOOSKI

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NOISE IS COMING

[Re Off Message: “Air Show Noise Sets Off Some Burlington Residents,” August 12]: The recent Wings Over Vermont Air Show in Burlington that featured the U.S. Air Force F-16 Thunderbirds exhibition team should be a profound wake-up call to all the Chittenden County residents who were impacted by the intense noise levels and low-level passes over their homes and neighborhoods.

Up until now, many of you may have been shielded from the worst of the effect of military jets roaring over your community. But when the F-35s arrive in Vermont in 2019, they will be four times louder than the current F-16s, and you will not be able to hide from the assault on your and your family’s senses, health and tranquility, or protect them from potentially catastrophic crash consequences.

If you are not willing to accept the scenario of paying some of the highest real estate prices and property taxes in Vermont to live in Chittenden County, while having to suffer from the kinds of noise impact that you heard during the air show (and worse!), please go today to the Stop the F-35 website.

If you are not familiar with the issues of the F-35s in Vermont, the site offers a wealth of information about the projected negative effects of the future F-35 basing.

Eileen Andreoli WINOOSKI

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[Re Off Message: “Bernie Sanders Buys Summer Home in North Hero,” August 8]: I’m going to make my reservations at Chez Bernard for next summer’s vacation.

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AUBURN, WA

Thank you for this reminder that “Spaceman” Bill Lee is running for governor of Vermont during this election cycle [“The Spaceman Who Would Be King,” August 17].

I had forgotten about this fact and had been wondering about whom to vote for, given that neither Phil Scott nor Sue Minter will gain my vote in the general election.

At least now, in all seriousness, I have someone to vote for, and that will be Bill Lee, as well as the Liberty Union Party. Who knows? With Bill Lee’s help, the party might break the threshold it needs to gain majorparty status within the state.

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It’s interesting that, apparently, Ms. Levine hasn’t spent a lot of time in courtrooms [Off Message: “Opinion: Judge Rainville’s Soft Racism,” August 15]. That type of exchange between the judge and public defender is routine among defendants of all races, as other commenters have noted.

What I find interesting, though, is that Levine doesn’t seem to realize that criminal law is typically far more focused on deeds and facts than intentions and motives. It’s ironic, then, that she sees fit to judge [public defender Lucas] Collins’ and the judge’s motivations.

What was her intent and what subjective measure did she use? I won’t guess.

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Fundraiser for a Utopian ‘Ubuntu’ Community Causes Stir in Bolton

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Vermont’s Progressives and Democrats Have Uneasy Ties

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Documentary About Police Militarization to Have Vermont Premiere

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Into the Woods: Unadilla Theatre’s Uniquely Vermonty Experience

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Excerpts From O˜ Message

COLUMNS + REVIEWS

FUN STUFF

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Sweating for Grades

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CLASSIFIEDS

Back in the Saddle

Film: Bike Smut Film Festival returns to the Queen City for one last thrust

BY RACHEL ELIZABETH JONES

BY MARGOT HARRISON

Fewer Algae Blooms in Hard-Hit Bays Could Point the Way to Cleanup

BY MOLLY WALSH

FEATURES

BY JACQUELINE LAWLER

BY ALICIA FREESE

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JAG Productions Aims to Bring Cutting-Edge Theater to Vermont

Où Est le Français?

Back to School: Despite its proximity to Québec, northern Vermont has a dearth of French-language classes

Back to School: All Sterling College students have jobs and chores, regardless of financial need

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Cross Currents

Books: Riverine: A Memoir From Anywhere But Here, Angela Palm

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Redefining ‘Local’

Food: UVP Group looks toward a regional food system

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Stuck in Vermont: Enter the pen-and-ink world of Cartozia Tales, Isaac Cates' kidfriendly comic, at this weekend's Vermont Comic Con. Cates was recently nominated for a prestigious Ignatz Award.

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While all of the cyclists supported the cause, most seemed to enjoy simply providing some spicy street theater. Michael Nedell, a long-haired slam poet, author and former presidential candidate, painted silver stars on his nipples and wrapped himself in red, white and blue cords of tinsel for the ride. He pedaled a rusty red Schwinn, modified for the occasion. He added a basket to carry his clothes, “just in case.”

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According to worldnakedbikeride.org, riders in more than 50 cities worldwide pedaled to protest reliance on fossil fuels and to celebrate “the power and individuality of our bodies.”

Burlington’s contingent assembled between 6 and 7 p.m. in the parking lot of Greener Pastures and Junktiques on North Winooski Avenue.

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fter suggesting last month that the planet is warming due to a “combination” of human and natural causes, Lt. Gov. PHIL SCOTT said Monday that he has studied up on the matter and has changed his view.

In a July forum hosted by Reddit and Vermont Public Radio, the Republican gubernatorial candidate was asked whether he believed that climate change “is a manmade problem.”

“I believe the science is real,” Scott responded during the online event. “Climate change is happening. And I believe as well it is a combination of man-made contributions as well as a natural phenomenon.”

Most scientists would disagree with that assessment. According to NASA, the Environmental Protection Agency and the United Nations Intergovernmental Panel on Climate Change, humans are largely responsible for the warming planet.

Apparently, Scott has finally gotten the memo.

“Everything I’ve read since [the forum] has shown me that scientists believe it is man-made, and I believe in science,” he clarified to Seven Days Monday afternoon.

“So, you know, I evolve, as well. I am not a scientist — and I’ve never pretended to be.”

Clearly not. Throughout his gubernatorial campaign, Scott has indulged climatechange deniers by arguing that it doesn’t matter what’s causing the existential planetary threat. Speaking on WDEV’s “Open Mike” radio show in June, the LG said that “whether it’s man-made or not is almost immaterial.” At a Vermont PBS debate in July, he said the climate could be changing “for many diffe ent reasons.”

“There are many who think it’s caused by human behavior,” he continued. “There are some that believe it’s due to climate change on a changing worldwide basis.”

Whatever that means.

Even now that he’s “evolved” on the subject, Scott is still throwing a bone to the deniers.

“Again, I have to acknowledge that there are many out there that don’t believe the science and believe that it’s part of the evolution of weather,” he said Monday.

“Are those people wrong?” Seven Days asked. “I mean, you keep saying you have to ‘acknowledge’ those people. But if those people were saying that dinosaurs still roam the Earth, you’d probably say those people are not right. Do you think those people are wrong?”

“Here’s what I believe: I believe that we should focus on what we can agree upon,” Scott said, arguing that most Vermonters

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concur that the U.S. should reduce its dependence on foreign oil. “So, even those who may not adopt the premise that it’s man-made could agree that we should be energy independent.”

Perhaps so. But according to Scott’s Democratic rival, former transportation secretary SUE MINTER, his argument is “problematic — particularly because it suggests that human activity does not need to be changed, and it suggests that we don’t need to take responsibility for what is a very serious global challenge.”

Indeed. While Scott says he supports the state’s goal of obtaining 90 percent of its energy from renewable sources by 2050, he says he would do “nothing new” to actually reach that goal.

“Nothing diffe ent than what we’ve been doing,” he said.

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Scott’s position “puts him right in line with [GOP presidential nominee] DONALD TRUMP and the national Republican Party — and out of step with everyday Vermonters.”

In a Monday morning interview with Seven Days, Minter said Scott’s rhetoric “sounds like what I hear from climatechange deniers.” That night, during a Vermont PBS debate in Randolph, she pressed him further on the issue.

“Phil, I know you’ve said that climate change is a problem,” Minter said. “But you won’t acknowledge that climate change is significantly driven by human activity — even though 97 percent of the world’s scientists and [former] Republican governor JIM DOUGLAS disagree with you on that point.”

“Well, I think you’re getting confused, Sue,” Scott responded. “I actually believe myself that climate change is real, and it’s man-made.”

Actually, Mr. Lieutenant Governor, it appears that you’re the one who’s been confused.

Scaredy-Tax While Democrats have been focused on Scott’s climate-change conversion, Republicans have been frothing at the mouth over what they see as Montpelier’s

devious desire to raise the price of gasoline by 89 cents per gallon.

“The Carbon Tax Is Coming,” the Vermont GOP warned last week in an email to supporters. It “will be rushed through by Vermont Democrats” if they retain their majorities in the legislature, Vermont GOP chair DAVID SUNDERLAND said in July. “Between now and Election Day, the three Democratic candidates for governor are going to promote a devastating carbon tax,” executive director JEFF BARTLEY wrote last March.

So is it true? Not really.

In March 2015, 27 members of the Vermont House introduced legislation that would, over 10 years, ramp up an excise tax on gasoline, home-heating oil, natural gas and other fossil fuels. Ninety percent of the revenue raised would be returned to Vermonters through various tax reductions — and the remaining 10 percent would go to programs promoting energy efficienc and renewables.

The bill, like most others, was sent to committee to die an inglorious death.

Rep. MARY SULLIVAN (D-Burlington), a lead sponsor of the legislation, hopes to breathe new life into it when she returns to Montpelier next January.

“Yes, definitel ,” she said. “I know there are several of us who plan to really continue pushing this.”

They’ll be helped by Energy Independent Vermont, an advocacy coalition led by the Vermont Public Interest Research Group, which has collected more than 17,000 signatures in support.

But that doesn’t mean the Democrats in charge want to see it happen.

“No, I don’t think we’re ready to pass that now,” said Majority Leader SARAH COPELAND HANZAS (D-Bradford), who is running for speaker of the House.

Minter agrees.

“Vermont is not an island,” the gubernatorial nominee said, arguing that the state should look for a “regional solution” to reduce the use of carbon-emitting fuels.

Minter hopes to expand the Regional Greenhouse Gas Initiative, a nine-state compact designed to cap carbon emissions generated by power plants, so that it includes transportation fuels.

“I am not supporting a carbon tax,” she said. “What I would like us to do is look to a much larger air shed and see the impact we have when we work together.”

TOM HUGHES, a VPIRG employee who directs Energy Independent Vermont, calls Minter’s proposal “a step in the right direction.” But, he added, “I don’t think it’s

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This being an election year, Republicans aren’t letting the facts get in the way of a good scare tactic.

“I haven’t heard Sue say that she is not in favor of a carbon tax,” Scott said. “But maybe that could be the case. I just haven’t heard that.”

And I haven’t heard Scott say that dinosaurs don’t still roam the Earth.

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Hope you enjoyed Monday’s gubernatorial debate. It may be the last of its kind.

Earlier this month, Scott communications director ETHAN LATOUR released a memo declaring that the GOP nominee would participate in just eight debates — and only those that met certain criteria. They would have to be hosted by media organizations — not “special interest groups” — and would have to include Liberty Union Party nominee and retired Boston Red Sox pitcher BILL “SPACEMAN” LEE. “We’ve had a fair number of forums and debates thus far,” Scott explained Monday.

“I’m not sure what new information we’re going to get.”

Those new conditions threatened to kill that night’s debate in Randolph, because it was hosted by the Vermont-National Education Association and featured just Scott and Minter. Though Scott’s campaign signed off on the event last spring, it recently requested that Lee be added to the lineup.

“Our board was very clear that the conditions we laid out in April, as we planned the debate, were the ones that would continue to be used,” said DARREN ALLEN, a spokesman for the teachers’ union. “The Scott campaign asked [to include Lee], and we declined.”

AARP Vermont hasn’t been so lucky. According to state director GREG MARCHILDON, Scott’s campaign has said it plans to back out of the organization’s October 10 debate.

“We are actively engaging the campaign in order to make sure that we can get the lieutenant governor to this debate,” Marchildon said. “We strongly believe that we have a commitment that we received in May to participate. And we take Phil at his word.”

The Scott ultimatum has already had the desired effect at Vermont Public Radio, which generally excludes minor candidates. News director JOHN DILLON says the station prefers to include only those who “actually have a chance of getting elected to that position.” Doing so allows for “a really spirited back and forth between two people.”

“But ultimately we agreed to that

condition, because it was that or no debate,” Dillon said. “The stakes were too high.”

The former Statehouse correspondent says he questions whether Scott is really seeking inclusivity.

“The political reporter in me wonders whether this is an effort to avoid a direct, 90-minute debate with his leading opponent,” Dillon said.

According to the candidate, he’s not afraid of debating Minter.

“No. No,” Scott said. “In fact, I think this will be easier than trying to have fi e or six people on a stage at one time. I think this will be more concise.”

Wait, what? The guy who’s demanding that a third candidate take part in the debates thinks they’re better with fewer people?

“He’s getting quite a bit of attention for being a former Red Sox player,” Scott elaborated. “If those devoted Red Sox fans decide they want to vote for him, they ought to know what he stands for.”

At least Scott is willing to participate in eight debates.

Last week, Republican U.S. Senate nominee SCOTT MILNE called on his opponent, Sen. PATRICK LEAHY (D-Vt.), to take part in at least four televised debates — on WCAX, WPTZ, Fox 44 and Vermont PBS. Leahy’s spokesman, JAY TILTON, refused repeated requests from Seven Days to respond to the challenge.

“This is the fir t we have heard of this, so we will wait until we are contacted by Mr. Milne’s campaign before making any comment,” Tilton wrote last Wednesday.

Reached Friday, Milne accused Leahy of “trying to dodge debates.”

“I think he’s trying to win the campaign by being a chicken, and it’s very obvious,” Milne said.

That was enough to prompt Tilton to finally respond.

“Mr. Milne has added Trump-style name-calling to his substance-free campaign of negative attacks,” the Leahy flac said Tuesday. “The truth is, Scott Milne isn’t campaigning for the Senate. He is issuing a series of negative press releases.”

Tilton added that his boss would deign to participate in just three debates: on VPR, Vermont PBS and Burlington public access station Channel 17.

“Given [that] his opponent proposed four in his release to the media, this is a reasonable number with Sen. Leahy’s Senate schedule and other campaign plans,” Tilton argued.

Seriously? After 42 years in the Senate, Leahy can’t find the time between ribboncutting ceremonies to debate his rival on the state’s commercial television stations?

He wants six more years representing Vermont in Washington, D.C., but he won’t show up to more than three debates?

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group of people involved in a “liberation movement” led by an eccentric South African man wants to establish a money-free community on the mountain in Bolton. Residents of the tiny slopeside town are trying to figu e out how to react.

Behind the plan is a young couple, Krysta and David Mihaljevich. She describes herself as a medical intuitive — meaning she can use her intuition to fin the source of someone’s ailment — and a psychic reader; he identifies as a Reiki master and shamanic healer. Earlier this year, they opened the Lotus Lodge Inn, a wellness center on the Bolton Valley Access Road.

In June, the couple began a more ambitious endeavor. They launched an online f undraiser seeking $500,000 to buy property to start an “Ubuntu” community in Bolton.

Ubuntu communities are the brainchild of Michael Tellinger, a South Af rican man who describes himself as an “author, scientist and … a real-lif e Indiana Jones.” (Ubuntu is a Bantu term that roughly translates to “humanity toward others.”)

Tellinger says he’s trying to pioneer a “postcapitalist social structure” without money or any f orm of trade, in which people share all resources. He calls this “contributionism.” His 2013 book UBUNTU Contributionism: A Blueprint f or Human Prosperity describes how to create communities based on this concept. Community members write the rules, and a council of elders of f er guidance.

Tellinger has espoused some highly peculiar theories.

In 2007, he published another book, Slave Species of the Gods. It makes the case that an extraterrestrial tribe created the human race to serve as slaves mining gold for them. A prolific user of YouTube, he claims in videos to have personally uncovered massive corporate fraud.

Tellinger has also started an Ubuntu political party in South Af rica. By his own count, candidates mustered a minuscule 2,700 votes countrywide in municipal elections this August; he said the real goal is to bring media attention to the movement.

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Tellinger and his Ubuntu Liberation Movement on the spiritually inclined website Gaia, where he has a video series. As they sat in the sof tly lit lobby of the Lotus Lodge on August 17, the couple spoke earnestly about why Tellinger’s contributionism philosophy clicked with them.

Krysta said she’s long f elt that “the current structure isn’t working.”

As an example of its failure, she cited the concentration of wealth among a small number of families.

Krysta, 32, is spritely, with waistlength blond hair and ring-laden f ingers; David, also 32, has a reddish beard and wore a lotus f l wer T-shirt and Carhartts. The lodge of f ers the couple’s health services and those of an ayurvedic master who lives on the premises, providing ancient Indian healing treatments. The couple, who used to run a bed-and-breakf ast in Sedona, Ariz., also cook organic meals for guests.

Af ter learning of Ubuntu, Krysta emailed Tellinger, told him about Bolton and of f e ed to “hold space” f or an Ubuntu community. He responded within 20 minutes, enthusiastic about the idea.

The blueprint f or setting up Ubuntu communities is uncharacteristically pragmatic, relying on the very thing the movement seeks to eradicate: money.

“It kind of takes money to be f ree f rom money,” Krysta said, noting that she and David plan to use revenue f rom their inn, in addition to f undraising.

“Our intention is to give all of our prof it back to the [Ubuntu] community and start purchasing more property here to house more people who are in the same mind-set.”

The only requirement f or joining the Ubuntu community will be a commitment to work at least three hours each week on a community project, she explained. Until they can produce their own energy, f ood and other resources, people will probably keep their day jobs.

Tellinger provided a YouTube video f or the f undraising page in which he urged Ubuntu acolytes to contribute to the purchase: “We have an unbelievable opportunity to acquire a piece of land — and virtually a whole town, if one looks at it f rom that perspective — that could become, in essence, the f ir t Ubuntu village or Ubuntu community in

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the USA that operates on the principles of contributionism. Bolton Valley, Vt., is the venue, and we need $500,000 to purchase the rest of the land to make this a reality.”

The video, posted on the f undraising page, caught the attention of Bolton residents, who were taken aback by his suggestion that the entire town could be “acquired.”

Asked about his statement, Krysta said Tellinger had gone of f script and said they have no intention of somehow buying all of Bolton.

Another cause f or concern among residents: Originally, the online f undraiser stated that the goal was to buy Bolton Valley Resort. The reference was recently removed.

The resort, which of f ers downhill skiing f rom a 3,150-f oot summit and a large network of Nordic and backcountry trails, changed hands f i e times in quick succession bef ore Doug Nedde and Larry Williams took it over in 2007.

It is the lifeblood of Bolton, providing a solid property-tax base, employment and backyard recreational opportunities for the town’s 1,200 residents. The value of the businesses and condos on the mountain are closely tied to the resort’s success.

“We’ve been improving our f ina cial prof itability every year,” Nedde reported, except f or last year’s season, plagued by a lack of snow. But since at least 2010, he and Williams have wanted to sell it. Both men are experienced real estate prof essionals, but, according to Nedde, ski operations f all outside their respective “core businesses.”

In an interview last week, Krysta and David downplayed the possibility that they might buy the resort, which includes a 200-room hotel. “If we did come up with the money we needed, there’s a chance that we might collectively purchase the resort as Ubuntu,” Krysta said, noting that it could provide a significan source of revenue to support the community. But, she emphasized, they have no agreement with the owners and are also looking at land elsewhere on the mountain.

In a separate interview, Nedde echoed Krysta. “They know we’re open to selling the resort,” he said. But, “I can tell you we don’t have a purchase and sales agreement with them.” Nedde

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they’ve raised only $15,000 from 145 supporters — just 3 percent of their goal — but Krysta said that contributions outside the online platform have brought the total closer to $250,000.

Schwan said he plans to contribute proceeds from the sale of an investment property he co-owns in Boston.

It’s unclear how much support this budding group of free-spirited anticapitalists will have. Tellinger claims to have amassed “millions” of followers who’ve started affiliate in 200 countries. On the Ubuntu website, which allows followers to connect with each other, it appears that roughly 6,000 people have lo ca l, f re s h , o rig in a l registered. Twenty-seven people have joined an online Vermont group.

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MacKinnon and Krysta said that other communities have been established elsewhere in the world; Seven Days was unable to confirm this. There’s a YouTube video of Tellinger giving viewers a tour of a small compound in South Africa, which he describes as a partially constructed Ubuntu community center for hosting backpackers.

He has also posted videos previewing what he calls community projects — for instance, revitalizing an abandoned fis farm — but it’s unclear whether they’ve come to fruition.

In the United States, MacKinnon said, the Vermont opportunity has garnered the most interest: “We’ve been very focused on Bolton Valley.” And Tellinger is bringing more attention to the cause: He’s announced that he’s coming to the Lotus Lodge September 30 through October 2 to hold a community “meet and greet” and a workshop.

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leases the Lotus Lodge building to the couple, and he noted that they do have an option to purchase that building. “I think they have done a tremendous job of building a great business,” he added.

As for the resort, Nedde said, “We continue to try to find an established ski resort operator that is interested in buying Bolton Valley.”

Bolton residents are keenly interested in the fate of the resort — and the mountain it sits on. They’ve notified their town officia , who are so far refraining from publicly weighing in on the Ubuntu proposal.

“We haven’t had a chance as a board to really discuss it, and we haven’t read anything formal from Ubuntu or Lotus Lodge,” said selectboard vice chair Josh Arneson, who is also vice president of sales and marketing for Bolton Valley Resort.

Selectboard chair Jen DudleyGaillard said, “I have not heard which parcel they are hoping to purchase and doubt that the whole of Bolton Valley Resort would be for sale for only $500,000.”

Despite skepticism, people are signaling that they’d like more information.

“My personal opinion is that there should be some community outreach and some involvement with the town, and there hasn’t been,” said Stephen Diglio, who is chair of the town’s Development Review Board.

Krysta said they were caught off guard by the publicity — several news outlets recently learned of the couple’s plans — and felt unprepared to go public with what was still a conceptual plan.

She pledged to be transparent and noted that she and David are getting ready to send a letter explaining their plans to Bolton residents.

In the meantime, fellow Ubuntu followers around the country are contacting them with offers to assist, according to Krysta. A permaculture expert from New York City has offe ed his services, she said. After he heard about the endeavor, Pete Schwan, who has been the managing partner of a South Boston real estate firm called Bode Well, decided to move to Bolton to be a part of it. He bought a condo with David and Krysta, and arrives in two weeks. Disenchanted with what he calls a “debt slavery system,” he said, he’s been following Tellinger for about fi e years.

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The Vermont Progressive Party traces its roots — and its tension with the Democratic Party — to Sanders, who knocked a Democrat out of power with his surprise 1981 election as mayor of Burlington.

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arlier this month, Marci Young duked it out with f our other candidates in a Democratic primary f or a Vermont House seat. She came in third in a two-seat district centered around Morristown and Worcester, losing by 215 votes.

A f ew days later, Young’s local Progressive Party committee nominated her f or the same of f i . She’ll be back on the ballot in this November’s general election, competing against two Democrats who defeated her in the primary, along with a Republican and an independent.

The 53-year-old Morristown resident didn’t think twice about taking another shot at the legislative seat.

“I’m determined to speak f or unrepresented people,” she said.

“Nobody [else] is talking about getting corporate contributions about of politics.”

Some Democrats see such a strategy as gaming the party system — and risking handing the election to a Republican.

“I think it’s a bit disingenuous,” said Vermont Democratic Party executive director Conor Casey. “I would say, ‘Choose a party and stick with it.’”

Young is one of three House candidates across the state who lost in a Democratic primary but are returning as Progressives in the general election.

Casey thinks the law should be changed to bar candidates from double-dipping.

Progressive Party chair Emma Mulvaney-Stanak defends the practice.

“Vermonters want more choice, not less,” she said. “There are serious limitations to the two-party system.”

It’s the latest development in the tense relationship between Vermont Progressives and Democrats that has been evolving for decades.

A growing number of candidates are opting to straddle the two parties, noting that Democrats and Progressives share many policy goals. At times, the parties have worked collaboratively, but feelings of mistrust remain.

The dustup over the House races came as Ds and Ps delicately negotiate how strongly Democrats will support Sen. David Zuckerman (P/DChittenden), a longtime Progressive who earlier this month won both parties’ nominations for lieutenant governor.

Perhaps it is only natural that, in the year when Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.)

becoming the Progressive Party in 1991, the group of lef t-leaning political activists has grown from its Burlington base to a statewide f orce. Today, six House members, three senators and state Auditor Doug Hof f er carry the Progressive label.

But some wonder whether Progressives are building a party or borrowing one.

Terry Bouricius, a former Burlington city councilor and state representative, was among the Progressives’ f ir t successful candidates. The party was meant to be an alternative to the two major parties, he noted, and he’d like it to stay that way.

“The Democratic and Republican parties are f undamentally controlled by corporate interests. The parties themselves are unre f ormable,” Bouricius said.

A generation fa ter he served, Progressives increasingly rely on a f usion strategy to get elected. No Progressive has ever reached an of f ic higher than the House without running in a Democratic primary.

“I worry that it’s not a long-term strategy that can build a strong,

independent third party,” Bouricius said.

Mulvaney-Stanak argues that Progressives are criticized no matter what strategies they use.

“You can’t please people,” she said.

The Democratic-Progressive f usion strategy dates back more than a decade.

In 2003, Burlington’s Progressive mayor, Peter Clavelle, added the D to his ballot line while running for his last citywide term.

“By and large, I shared the same political perspective as those left of center in the Democratic Party,” he said.

Progressives considered him a sellout, and Democrats questioned his credentials, Clavelle recalled.

In the next year, 2004, Clavelle ran for governor solely as a Democrat. Though the party shift raised eyebrows, Clavelle f aced no opposition in the Democratic primary. Few were interested in the chance to be soundly def eated by f ir tterm Republican governor Jim Douglas Fusion candidacies go over more easily, Clavelle said, if the candidate plays nice with the borrowed party. “If you opt to work with the party, I think there has to be a truce of sorts,” he said.

“You need to be diplomatic.”

Truces and diplomacy can be tricky, however. Years of hard feelings linger as Ps and Ds each blame the other for past transgressions.

In 2002, Progressive Anthony Pollina and Democrat Peter Shumlin split the liberal vote in a lieutenant gubernatorial race that Republican Brian Dubie won.

When Pollina ran f or governor six years later as an independent, he reveled in outperf orming Democrat Gaye Symington, even though Republican Douglas soundly defeated both.

In 2010, Progressives opted against running a candidate for governor to clear the way f or Shumlin, only to watch the Democrat later abandon his promise to provide universal health insurance. Progressives still feel so burned by Shumlin that the party this year declined to back Democratic gubernatorial candidate Sue Minter — or anyone else in the race.

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biparty unity as he runs for lieuten- not going to be the case here,” Casey ant governor. A longtime Progressive said. who once railed against Democrats, Meanwhile, some established Zuckerman used the hybrid-party Democrats are embracing party fusion. approach twice to win a Chittenden Two incumbent senators — Phil County Senate seat. He argues that it’s a Baruth of Chittenden County and Dick sensible strategy that acknowledges that McCormack of Windsor County — this the two parties share many policy goals year sought and won the Progressive but also maintain distinct identities. nomination. They’ll run for the fir t “We work within the system to make time as Democrat/Progressive. as many changes as we can,” Zuckerman Baruth acknowledges that because said. “We also push the envelope out- he’s the Senate’s Democratic majorside the system, because ity leader, the move is the system doesn’t always significant allow for change.”

“I’m saying as publicly The Progressive party as I can that I’m proud to deftly handled his primary work with Progressives,” process. They sent an he said. “It’s a healthy email to supporters asking thing for the two parties to for 250 volunteers to vote work together.”

Progressive to ensure Fusion fir t came to the C ONOR C ASEY, that Zuckerman would Senate in the 2008 elecVERMONT win that nomination. DEMOCRAT IC PART Y tion, when Sen. Tim Ashe Meanwhile, they encour(D/P-Chittenden), then a aged other Progs to vote for him in the Progressive Burlington city councilor, Democratic primary. employed the strategy to win a seat.

Though Zuckerman handily won the Pollina followed suit two years later — Democratic nomination for lieutenant and Zuckerman two years after that. governor, he’s still navigating the two Ashe said it’s been effecti e in reparties’ complicated relationship. The ducing head-on challenges between day after the primary, Democrats locked Democrats and Progressives. arms with Zuckerman at a Burlington “When I fir t ran for Senate, unity rally while simultaneously declar- Democrats and Progressives were runing that they were unsure about giving ning against each other in statewide him access to their voter database. races,” Ashe said. “We almost never see Just Monday, however, Zuckerman that anymore.” and the Vermont Democratic Party The proliferation of fusion candireached an agreement. The party will dates mirrors a leftward shift in the not share its full voter database, but will Senate. It’s conceivable that next year, give him access to field offic , share in- three P/Ds could be running the instituformation about voters collected during tion — if Zuckerman is elected lieutenthis campaign and aid Zuckerman with ant governor, Ashe is chosen as Senate its get-out-the vote effort . president pro tempore and Baruth “This is 100 percent uncharted ter- remains majority leader. ritory,” said Meg Polyte, Zuckerman’s Fusion doesn’t seem to be all-incampaign manager and a longtime clusive. Three Democratic Chittenden Progressive activist. “Progressives have County senators — Michael Sirotkin, never run a candidate who collaborated Ginny Lyons and Ashe — won enough this much with the Democrats… What write-in votes in this month’s primary we all came down to was, there’s a lot of to earn the Republican nomination, but mutual value.” they chose to decline it.

“The wide feeling is, we can’t affo d In House races, Progressives have to be divided,” Casey said. ramped up the fusion strategy. This But he quickly cautioned that the year, 21 Progressive House candidates pact is between the Democratic Party ran in Democratic primaries. Fifteen and Zuckerman’s campaign — not the of them won and will carry both the Progressive Party. “We’d be very wary Democratic and Progressive label in the of having data collected by Democrats general election. over the years falling into the hands of But it’s those who lost in Democratic a party that’s distinct from ours. That’s

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ater conditions in St. Albans Bay have been strange this summer — strangely clean. On hot days in July and early August, dozens of people actually swam at the town beach, which in past years has been frequently closed on the dog days of summer due to stinky and potentially toxic outbreaks of blue-green algae caused by phosphorous pollution.

Now some say this summer’s pattern suggests the lake could respond quickly to reductions in phosphorous runo˜ .

Granted, the slime on the surf ace of the water is finally arriving; last week it showed up in several places on the northerly bays of Lake Champlain. But many residents say this summer has been more like the old days when they didn’t worry that algae would shut down swimming and boating f or weeks at a time.

“This year has been golden. It’s almost like nobody wants to talk about it; it’s just, ‘Hold your breath,’” said George Boomhower, who owns a camp on the Georgia shore. He has f ound the water clean enough f or swimming almost every day.

But last Thursday af ternoon, in the wake of heavy rain the prior weekend, he looked on glumly as his neighbor Cathy Hickory held up a jar of lake water she had just collected o˜ their shared beach near Melville Landing. It was speckled with green particles from an algae bloom.

Hickory, like many others who live on the bay, was intrigued by the blooms’ timing. “We’re a month behind last year,” said Hickory, a retired postmaster who volunteers as a water observer for the Lake Champlain Committee, which works to restore, study and protect Lake Champlain.

Another volunteer, retired plumbing and heating technician Brad Gooding of St. Albans, is accustomed to seeing blooms by early August — but hasn’t this year. “I have a boat, so I go out all the time — three or f our times a week,” he said. “This year has been fantastic.” His question: “What the hell’s going on?”

Scientists and environmentalists are watching carefully and trading theories.

One of them is that the unusually light snowpack last winter and relatively light spring runo˜ carried lower-than-normal

ENVIRONMENT Cathy Hickory with a sample of lake water

Lake Champlain Algae Bloom Observations From early June to August 19 each year Other Lake Champlain sites

While the number of blooms has risen in recent years, the amount of sites regularly monitored also increased; volunteers and state officials filed 742 lake-observation reports in 2013 and 1,316 in 2015.

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Blue-green algae can produce toxins that are harmful to humans and animals — hazards that gained attention in Vermont in 1999 after two dogs died following exposure to cyanobacteria. ˜ e algae can cause skin rashes and stomachaches; long-term exposure has been linked to liver damage and central nervous system problems.

It can be tricky to tell cyanobacteria from run-of-the-mill pond scum. Some experts say to use common sense and avoid green water. For bloom reports, go online to healthvermont.gov.

And report blooms to the Vermont Health Department by calling 863-7220, or send an email to ahs.vdhbluegreenalgae@vermont.gov.

loads of algae-triggering phosphorous into the lake.

This theory could provide new impetus to the push f or stricter controls on key phosphorous sources: manure and f ertilizer that wash into the watershed f rom f arms, and stormwater that flows over lawns, parking lots and roof s in developed areas.

“This summer’s observations might suggest that we can see changes quicker than we expected if we can really reduce the nutrients,” said Angela Shambaugh, aquatic biologist at the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation. “It certainly has caught my eye and a lot of people’s eyes, and we will be looking at the data more closely.”

Others agree.

“I think this gives us some hope,” said Rebekah Weber, the Conservation Law Foundation’s expert on Lake Champlain.

She and others note that St. Albans and Missisquoi bays are especially interesting labs for the debate about controlling runo˜ because both have high concentrations of “legacy phosphorous” built up over decades in the sediments on the bottom and onshore. Under certain conditions the sediments release that phosphorus back into the water.

For this reason, some scientists believe the two bays pose an especially di˝ cult cleanup challenge, or are lost causes.

“It’s an interesting question,” Weber said. “Because we’ve been told time and time again that there’s so much legacy phosphorous in the soil that it doesn’t really matter what the stormwater is contributing f or that season, and that we’re going to have blooms f or generations to come.”

This summer’s situation suggests that the relationship between legacy phosphorous and algae blooms is more complex, Weber said: “It warrants f urther questioning and further observing.”

High-alert readings in St. Albans Bay and Missisquoi Bay f rom May 1 to August 15 ran well below last year’s.

However, since August 15, blooms have been reported in both bays. Until the summer is over, the data is considered preliminary.

Skeptics say this summer’s trends are inconclusive and maintain that it will be di˝ cult, if not impossible, to clean up the bays.

Among the pessimists, or realists: Mike Winslow, the sta˜ scientist at the

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Lake Champlain Committee. “I don’t he said. “They need to address the see a ton of evidence that we can turn phosphorous.” around a situation that’s already existThe federal government is making ing in St. Albans Bay and Missisquoi,” another push to address the problem. he said.

In June, the Environmental Protection He supports controls on runoff and Agency set stricter standards on water believes that they can help prevent quality and phosphorous loads allowed pollution problems from worsening in into Lake Champlain. other parts of the lake. But the level of The latest guidelines, updated in a phosphorous that has accumulated in formula known as the total maximum the sediment and soils around St. Albans daily load, will require farms overall to and Missisquoi bays makes the problem reduce runoff of phosphorous into the hard to “undo,” Winslow said. lake basin by 53.6 percent to meet safe Most of Lake Champlain is safe for water standards, and by as much as swimming and recreation, and more 82.8 percent in some places, such as the than 145,000 people get treated public troubled waters of Missisquoi Bay. drinking water from the lake. But polSome farmers are ahead of the curve lutants mar water quality despite mil- and trying innovative approaches. In lions of dollars spent on Sheldon, for example, cleanup. The relatively Machia & Sons Dairy is pisheltered St. Albans and loting a project that spins Missisquoi bays are among manure in a centrifuge to the most compromised remove phosphorous. sections of the lake.

But in the past, the BRAD G OODING, ST. ALBANS Just ask Larry and EPA’s goals haven’t been Marty Lessard of Georgia. met, and some say it’s time They sold their boat recently, frustrated to put more teeth in the rules. In July, with the blooms near their summer Weber and CLF staff attorney Elena camp on St. Albans Bay. While this Mihaly coauthored a letter to Vermont summer has been better than normal, Agriculture Secretary Chuck Ross they’ve pretty much given up swimming underscoring the need for aggressive off the dock. “It really is sad, but you action in the face of the new standards. know what? We still have beautiful sun“It is our understanding that such sets,” Marty Lessard said. “I say, ‘Don’t tremendous reduction requirements look down, look out.’” are unprecedented nationwide, and will She made that remark over what she demand a drastic plan of implementajoked was a “$100 hot dog” — referring tion,” the letter reads. to her donation to attend the barbeIt criticizes the Vermont Agency of cue at the St. Albans Area Watershed Agriculture, Food and Markets’ latest Association annual meeting last draft of required agricultural practices, Thursday. which are intended to help bring the She and her husband, like many as- state into compliance, as too weak. The sociation members, are frustrated that letter also notes the lack of enforcement despite cleanup efforts and research, of previous requirements. the algae still blooms. “The state and CLF is urging the department to push feds, they aren’t doing anything for us,” for stricter rules. Currently farmers can Larry Lessard said. “Missisquoi, I guess, allow livestock in streams under certain is almost condemned. It’s just about circumstances; CLF called for a broader over.” “livestock exclusion” because trampling Eager to do something, the group on the banks causes erosion. The state bought two weed harvesters; an over- should also ban the use of fertilizer in abundance of aquatic plants is another buffer zones near waterways, CLF says. by-product of all the nutrients in The environmental group is also callSt. Albans Bay. Volunteers regularly ing for more use of cover crops such as pilot the machines back and forth on winter rye to reduce soil erosion; and the water. The harvesters don’t have reductions in the amount of manure apany bearing on the algae, and they plied to field . aren’t doing much about the weeds in The state responds that the latest the long term, in Lessard’s opinion.

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The Green Mountain Care Board on Wednesday was scheduled to hear about an emergency plan formulated by a group of investors to purchase and save Burlington Labs, a drug-testing company beset by financial difficultie The last-gasp emergency review is an attempt to save the company, which faces closure in the next 30 days because of outstanding debts, including $6.5 million in damages owed to the state of Vermont to settle charges of Medicaid fraud.

Thats the dire scenario spelled out in a letter to the regulatory board from lawyers representing Burlington Labs Acquisition, a limited liability company formed to take on the firms outstanding debts and to continue running the lab without interruption. The Uni ersity of Vermont Health Network would also provide some cash to the venture; the network’s chief financial office , Todd Keating, has been offered a seat on the newly formed group’s board of directors.

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Based in Burlington, the company employs 180 people, including 150 Vermonters, across six states. Burlington Labs also runs walk-in facilities in Bennington, Barre, Burlington, Middlebury, Rutland, St. Albans, Springfield and Morrisville.

“It’s important that we rescue this company for the reasons of keeping these 150 jobs for Vermonters and keeping these vital services going,” Mike Noble, a University of Vermont Health Network spokesman, told Seven Days. “It really aligns with our mission and vision to keep this lab here.”

Founded in 2006 by CEO Michael Casarico, who would sit on the board of the new company, Burlington Labs employs some 20 to 25 recovering drug addicts as part of its social services mission. The drug-testing company provides quick results on specimens sent in by probation officers, rehab centers and doctors, among others.

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Scott, Minter Showcase Stark Diffe ences in First Debate If the first forum featuring the two majo party candidates for Vermont governor is any indication, the 2016 general election campaign will be a relatively civil debate with stark differences between the Democrat and the Republican running for the state’s top job.

But the event revealed that the candidates share some similarities, too, including on issues that seemed to surprise the audience Monday night in Randolph.

Asked whether transgender students should be able to use the bathrooms of their choice in schools, both Democrat Sue Minter and Republican Phil Scott said they should.

“Absolutely,” Minter answered.

“The answer is es, I believe they should,” Scott said, followed by murmurs from the crowd — suggesting some hadn’t expected the Republican to agree.

Scott and Minter agreed, too, that the state shouldn’t prohibit public school teachers from striking.

But when it came to many of the key issues the next governor will face — state budgeting and taxes, the future of the Vermont Health Connect insurance exchange, and wind power — Minter and Scott gave markedly different answers.

Both resolutely stood their ground as each challenged the other. Scott, who sometimes struggled to clearly defend himself from blistering attacks in the primary election from rival Republican Bruce Lisman, showed signs that he had found new footing.

Scott, 58, of Berlin, repeatedly said he would oppose any effort to raise taxes.

Minter, 55, of Waterbury, said she may raise taxes to address the state’s challenges, defending her plan to increase a bank franchise fee to help fund two years of free public college tuition for Vermont students.

At least six more forums between the candidates are scheduled, with more in the works.

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proposals are stricter than the current ones — with expanded buffer zones and some broadening of the livestock exclusion. Jim Leland, director of agriculture resource management at the ag department, said he believes enforcement has been “robust” and predicts the new rules will “make a diffe ence.”

In St. Albans, many shoreline residents believe that more aggressive farm regulations are overdue. “If you want to have a clean lake, you have to address ag runoff,” said Steve Cushing, a former dairy f armer who has a home on St. Albans Bay. For a long time, politicians refused to acknowledge farm runoff, he said. “It’s political, and no politician was going to risk the sacred cow of Vermont,

agriculture … It was very hard for public officials to actually speak out about i ” Regulations on f arms are moving in the right direction, but not fast enough, according to Cushing, who recently stepped down af ter a stint as president of the St. Albans Area Watershed Association.

He’s convinced that St. Albans Bay can be cleaned up and, like some of his neighbors, supports the theory that this summer’s low runoff, low-bloom scenario could indicate that aggressive curbs on phosphorous are the way to make it happen quickly.

“You would see a rapid change in the water quality,’’ Cushing said. “That’s my belief.” m

primaries and are running in the general election as Progs who are causing a stir.

Carl Etnier came in second in a fi eway Democratic primary f or an open House seat in East Montpelier — 219 votes behind winner Kimberly Jessup.

Etnier plans to return as a Progressive in November.

“I think I have a good chance of winning,” he said. “A lot of people voting in November didn’t vote in the primary.”

Etnier, a f ormer Progressive Party State Committee member and town chair, said he’s been active in both parties, including as a phone bank volunteer f or Minter, the Democratic gubernatorial candidate.

But straddling parties isn’t easy.

Both demand loyalty. Etnier won the Progressives’ support by pledging allegiance foremost to that party.

Traven Leyshon, chair f o the local Progressive committee, said the group chose Etnier over Jessup because he promised to caucus with the Progressives, while Jessup said she would caucus with Democrats.

Democrats are too willing to compromise on issues such as universal health care, Leyshon argued.

Jessup, a f ir t-time candidate seeking to replace retiring Rep. Tony Klein (D-East Montpelier), said she wanted to work with both parties, but she didn’t waver on which came fir t.

“I ran in the Democratic primary because I am a Democrat,” she said.

Leyshon said the Progressive committee weighed whether Etnier’s presence on the ballot could split the ticket and help a Republican win. The panel

decided the Republican wasn’t a credible threat, he said.

Nonetheless, Klein was inf uriated that Etnier had chosen to “take two bites at the apple.”

“If you’re a Progressive because you seem to be dissatisf ied with what the other parties represent, then you should run in the Progressive primary,” Klein said.

A similar sentiment emerged with Young’s candidacy in the Morristown/ Worcester district.

There, Republican Gary Nolan could prevail if the two Democrats and the Progressive split the liberal vote, according to Rep. Avram Patt (D-Worcester), who, with David Yacovone, won the Democratic nomination in the two-seat district.

Young defended her Progressive candidacy, saying she didn’t get a fair shake in the Democratic primary because she was excluded f rom a candidate f orum the party hosted.

Ginny Burgess, the Morristown Democratic Town Committee chair, said Young was kept out f or good reason.

Organizers asked the candidates to commit to supporting whoever won the Democratic primary, and Young declined.

“This was a f orum f or Democratic candidates,” Burgess said. “It’s simple.”

With Democrats and Progressives, it’s never simple. m Disclosure: Tim Ashe is the domestic partner of Seven Days publisher and coeditor Paula Routly.

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On Wednesday, August 17, Gail Reichstein Rex, of Lincoln, age 51, died suddenly of a brain aneurysm. She was a beloved wife, mom, daughter, sister, author, healer, acupuncturist and friend. She is survived by her husband, Robert Rex; her son, Orion; her parents, Toby and Ronald Reichstein; her sisters, Melissa Rothstein, Alison Reichstein and Suzanne Davison; and many nieces and nephews who cherish her.Š Gail was born and raised in West Caldwell, N.J. She attended the University of

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Green will help ArtisTree do just that in November, when JAG presents the Vermont premiere of of Tarell Alvin McCraney’s play Choir Boy.. McCraney is a new American playwright who has already garnered high acclaim. Best known f or his trilogy The Brother/ Sister Plays,, he was a Royal Shakespeare Company international playwright-inresidence and the recipiof the Whiting and ent of Steinberg Playwright awards, as well as the inaugural recipient of the New York Times Outstanding Playwright Award in 2009.

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Green to stay involved with the Vermont nonprofit’s programming despite his f requent out-of -state gigs. And so JAG Productions was born.

In a phone interview from his home in South Pomf ret, Green recalls that “I originally came up to Vermont to work with [Barnard’s] FABLE FARM and grow vegetables. I was just trying to recharge and get away from New York for a bit. I stayed.” That was almost five years ago.

Green describes himself as, “like a lot of people, amazed by the natural beauty and the strong sense of community that Vermont has to o° er.” He soon became an integral part of the local arts scene, helping to create BARNARTS CENTER FOR THE ARTS in Barnard. Then he was recruited to work for ArtisTree.

Marketing director TAYO SKARROW explains, “The theater program is still new, and we want to be able to grow it. Our main mission is to bring high-quality theater to communities that would not otherwise experience it.”

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he Upper Valley will soon be home to a brand-new theater company, JAG PRODUCTIONS, with the tagline “Bold theatre that reflects the times.” Founder and producing artistic director JARVIS ANTONIO GREEN, who formerly headed a theater company at ARTISTREE COMMUNITY ARTS CENTER & GALLERY, is partnering with that local arts center on his latest venture.

ArtisTree, an arts hub in South Pomf ret, o° ers classes in everything from ceramics to movement, and maintains an art gallery and perf ormance space in its renovated barn. In 2015, Green directed its inaugural production, Fiddler on the Roof.

Since then, the South Carolina-born, New York-trained theater artist has had the opportunity to travel f or his own acting career. This past spring, Green went to Seattle to join the original cast of a new musical, My Heart Is the Drum.

But ArtisTree f ounder and executive director KATHLEEN DOLAN encouraged

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f ter a long, hot summer that brought story af ter tragic story of police shootings of unarmed African Americans, the time is ripe f or a screening of Do Not Resist. Partly a chronicle of protests that f ollowed the 2014 death of

Michael Brown in Ferguson, Mo., and partly a dissection of modern policing tactics, the 2016 documentary is the directorial debut of Craig Atkinson.

The director, best known as cinematographer of Detropia, a moody documentary about the decline of

Detroit, will be present to take questions when Do Not Resist is screened this Thursday, August 25, by the Burlington Film Society and Vermont International Film Foundation. He’ll be joined at the Q&A by Burlington Deputy Police Chief Shawn Burke.

Atkinson’s film presents a fly-onthe-wall position, with no talking-head analysis or overt messaging, but the portrait it paints of modern policing is not flattering. The documentary draws implicit connections between the increasingly military-style tactics — and equipment — of modern law enforcement and incidents like the one in Ferguson. We watch as a popular seminar trainer at a police convention instills f ear of the “monsters” on the streets, then see how that fear plays out in a SWAT raid that yields little more than a small-time pot bust. One expert

suggests that, as criminal-profiling software becomes more sophisticated, cops will soon be poised to arrest you f or a crime bef ore you’ve committed it. (One wonders if he’s seen Minority Report.)

In a director’s statement on the film’s website, Atkinson notes that his father was a cop in the Detroit area for 29 years. “What I wasn’t familiar with … was the e° ect the War on Terror had on police work,” he writes. “Making this film was an attempt to understand what had changed.”

One thing that’s changed is that police departments have stocked up on heavy-duty tools of war, with the help of the U.S. Department of Defense surplus-equipment program. Do Not Resist covers the rise of military equipment such as mine-resistant ambush protected vehicles in policing — a

story of a student who sings in the choir outside of what Vermonters normally of an elite prep school for young black experience and reflect the greater world men. The play incorporates soulful around us.” gospel music, deals with themes of masIndeed, Green’s mission statement culinity and homosexuality in the black for JAG Productions declares: “We community, challenges want our communities history and tradition, to come to the theatre and, at its core, exand hear new stories. plores what it takes to After hearing new stoharbor forbidden love. ries, we want them to It is exactly the type of be shifted.” show that Green hopes What does he mean to keep producing with by “shifted”? Green JAG Productions. explains, “The play “Let’s face it, should leave you difVermont is mostly ferent than before. It white,” he says. “I’m means that you reflect JARVIS ANT ONIO G REEN not trying to say that the world around you a people here are trying little di⁄ erently. When to be exclusionary; I first read Choir Boy it just is that way. But Vermont needs … I was so taken by it, just so excited by Choir Boy, because I’m here and I’m it, that I knew it had to be the first show black. that [JAG] produced. I was shifted, and I “If you value me, and you value the had to tell this story.” work that I do, then I need to speak my truth and tell my story, and that means INFO telling the stories of black people,” Choir Boy, by Tarell Alvin McCraney, preGreen continues. “That’s not to say sented by JAG Productions and ArtisTree that it’s the only kind of story we will Community Arts Center & Gallery. Previews tell. But I think that Vermont is really begin ƒ ursday, November 3, at Briggs Opera welcoming of diversity and of diverse House in White River Junction. $18-30. voices. We want to tell stories that are jagproductionsvt.com, artistreevt.org

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After a summer in which public anger and grief have run at a high, perhaps the doc — and discussions following the screening — will serve more as an instructive postmortem than as a wake-up call.

Atkinson writes that he hopes “both community members and o¢ cers working hard to challenge the culture of policing within their departments use this film to illustrate the dire need for change.”

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by Mark Davis. (As of September 2015, the Burlington Police Department no longer accepts equipment from that federal program.)

“Our access [to law enforcement] seemed to be directly tied to the amount of negative press the police were getting at that time,” Atkinson writes about making the film. “The urgency of the situation, however, motivated us to continue.”

Not yet in national release, Do Not Resist won the Best Documentary Feature award at New York’s Tribeca Film Festival. Variety’s April review praises the film for “shin[ing] a broader light” and speculates that it might “generate the kind of anger necessary to galvanize the public.”

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But about that half hour: Finding Unadilla requires good directions, an element of trust and a sense of adventure.

After we turned offRoute 14 onto Max L. Gray Road, the journey began to feel like a wild goose chase. Is Google doing that thing where it takes me to some unknown location in the opposite direction from my destination? I thought more than once.

Pavement turned to dirt long before we spotted a sign assuring us that Unadilla Theatre did indeed lie ahead. Five miles down a road that winds through woods and former farms and sometimes opens up to spectacular vistas, there it was.

Instantly we understood what all the Unadilla f uss was about. My party unpacked its picnic, ignoring the threat of showers, and settled in to dine.

Unadilla actually consists of two venues. Though we opted to see Hay Fever, David Mamet’s Boston Marriage was playing, as well — seven shows have been presented in repertory over the summer. Bef ore the 7:30 show, I got a chance to sit down with owner-artistic director Bill Blachly and hear his story.

He arrived at this little homestead in the 1960s, I learned, and launched the theater in 1979. In 2012, he added the second building and named it Festival Theatre.

Now 92, Blachly was born in New

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in those remote hills. I had that satisfie f eeling that comes f rom laughing a lot and having made a good choice about how to spend an evening. I even relished the drive home, which gave my f amily and me a chance to talk about our shared experience.

Unadilla reminded me why theater is my f avorite art f orm: Because the experience is so ephemeral. No two live perf ormances will be exactly the same.

Never mind the actors; expect diffe ent audiences, dif f e ent moods, dif f e ent reactions. Witnessing live theater compels you to live in the moment, and to cherish each moment as significant. On that level, Unadilla of f ers an inimitable arts experience that I enthusiastically recommend.

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admit it: Theater is my all-time f avorite art f orm. No, I don’t mind driving more than an hour to see a show. Why yes, I would like to see a 1920s English farce tonight. The performance space is barebones? Fine. Bring it on. Prof essional theater is thrilling, but when actors, directors and technicians volunteer their time and energy to create other worlds onstage, and f or of ten-modest audiences, the result can be an utterly charming and memorable experience.

That’s why I f ollowed a recommendation and traveled an hour and a half f rom Burlington to a lost-in-the-woods venue in rural Marshf ield: Unadilla Theatre. The show? Noël Coward’s Hay Fever. And, like many a Vermont newbie before me, I found that a trip to Unadilla involves more than just seeing a play.

It’s yet another way to take in the state’s natural beauty — longhaired cattle graze placidly in a bucolic pasture behind the theater — as well as its residents’ sense of community and commitment to weaving the arts into everyday life. Tables scattered outside the theater invite a romantic date night, a picnic with f riends or, in my case, a unique outing with visiting in-laws. All this at a community theater just a half hour or so from the state capital.

Jersey and recounted a rich and varied lif e. He reminisced about the era when you could see a New York show f or 55 cents, and he saw many — including Hay Fever. During World War II, Blachly spent most of his Navy deployment in the Pacif ic. Af ter the war, he attended Oberlin College and worked as an administrator at Brandeis University.

Eventually, though, he decided to “chuck it all and live in Vermont like a hippie.”

“I was milking cows at the time, but there was no f uture in that f or me,” Blachly said. “We were looking for an alternative way to make more money, and I had always been interested in theater, so my wife and I thought we would open our own.”

When I noted that his farmstead was a bit out of the way for a theater, Blachly retorted, “We think we’re at the center of the universe! It’s only you f olks in Burlington who think this is out of the way!”

Blachly and his longtime partner, Ann O’Brien, host two shows a night Thursday through Sunday, and generally six or seven dif f e ent plays each summer. They of f er silent and classic films on onday nights.

As for our show, Coward’s farce Hay Fever — which he reportedly wrote in three days in 1924 — was good fun. Each actor in the nine-person ensemble had inspired moments: Jenny Gundy’s rendition of the mother, Judith Bliss, contained the perfect degree of melodrama, while Aaron Aubrey, as her would-be lover, showed ideal comic timing.

Another delight was Sally Gundy, who played the housemaid, Clara. She stole the show simply by delivering a tray of tea and answering the doorbell.

The production might not have won universal critical acclaim, but that didn’t matter. The cast seemed to have a great time together, looked lovely in their period costumes, and moved about the set with ease and comf ort. About 40 patrons in the 100-seat house laughed generously at Coward’s zany characters.

During intermission, we browsed the used-book sale, apparently a staple of Unadilla, and bought cookies that O’Brien had made earlier.

After the show, we made our way to the car in darkness. While the sky was not ideal f or the anticipated meteor shower, a strong white moon illuminated the gray clouds — the only light

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The Gypsy back out quickly with a small, wellworn guitar, uncased, which he held by the neck with one hand as he climbed into the backseat.

“They let you on the plane with your axe?” I asked as we pulled away from the curb.

“I’ve been flying with it for ears.”

“Where you headed to?”

“New York City.”

slightly out-of-body feeling associated with meeting a famous person that you admire, particularly a performer.

Eugene Hütz is one of the founders of Gogol Bordello and the band’s exuberant front man. His music has been described as “gypsy-punk,” which I guess is as good a label as any. He’s a buoyant, joyous performer, and his songs evoke his Ukrainian/Romany

I GOT THAT GIDDY, SLIGHTLY OUT-OF-BODY FEELING ASSOCIATED WITH MEETING A FAMOUS PERSON THAT YOU ADMIRE, PARTICULARLY A PERFORMER. “My condolences,” I said.

I have no idea where this shot of unJernigan-like snark came from. I could blame it on the heat if I’m grasping for an excuse.

“Why do you say that?”

“Jeez, I didn’t really mean it,” I backtracked. “New York’s great. All that compressed creative energy. I grew up there.”

“Well, I’ve lived in the East Village for 20 years, and I love the place.”

That’s when it dawned on me. “You’re a musician, right?”

“I am,” he said.

“And your band?”

“Gogol Bordello.”

“I knew it. You’re Eugene.”

He confirmed my goofy ID with a gracious smile, and I got that giddy,

heritage. On top of his musical career, Hütz has had a few acclaimed dramatic roles in movies. The guy is just a fla -out creative powerhouse.

And his Vermont connection? I believe Eugene and his folks landed here as refugees in the early ’90s when he was a teen.

I said, “I’m friends with an old pal of yours, Justin Jankovic.”

“Oh, sure, Justin. How do you know him?”

“Actually, I’m friends with his mom, Zala.”

“Yeah, Zala is great. She’s from Slovakia, if I recall.”

“Close,” I said with a chuckle.

“Slovenia.”

“Anyway, Justin’s a beautiful guy and an awesome musician. He’s a

bassist with his own unique style. You can’t learn this, the way he plays. It doesn’t come from studying.”

“I know what you mean. It comes from the soul, I think.”

“That’s it, brother.”

“You know,” I said, “Justin is a beautiful guy, but he struggles with drugs.”

Eugene nodded thoughtfully and said, “Everyone I know in New York struggles with drugs.”

With that sobering reflection floating in the air, we pulled onto the airport grounds and came to a stop in front of the terminal. As I unloaded his bags, Eugene waited at the curb, guitar in hand. I got the feeling it was more than an instrument to him; it was a talisman. No wonder he kept it close.

After paying the fare, he asked me my name. When I gave it, he warmly shook my hand. In that moment, faceto-face, I fully experienced his presence — he was that open and available.

Looking in his eyes, I felt his peacefulness and kindness, but I also sensed the wild gypsy spirit that flowed through him.

Driving back to town, I wondered: Is it too late in life to get a gold front tooth?

And, while I’m at it, maybe a couple of tattoos? m All these stories are true, though names and locations may be altered to protect privacy.

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The next step would be to exit my delightfully frigid metal cocoon into the pizza-oven afternoon and knock on the guy’s door. I so didn’t want to do that, but that’s the job.

The door was up a walkway on the side of the unit; a garage stood in front.

Just as I knocked, I heard the clicking of a rising garage door, and a voice called out, “I’m around here!” The man’s accent sounded Russian — or perhaps Eastern European?

He was exiting the garage with a wheeled suitcase and a backpack, which he helped me load into the trunk.

A tall, slender man, he had shoulderlength, shaggy brown hair and a gold tooth — an upper-left incisor, if I know my teeth. His shirt was open nearly to his waist, secured by a single button and exposing his bare chest. A rakish look, indeed, but somehow it seemed natural and unaffected on this man.

“Just let me grab my guitar, and we’re good to go,” he said. Closing the trunk, I took the opportunity to jump back into my mobile fridge, figuring he’d want the instrument in the vehicle with him as opposed to jangling around with the luggage. He came

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f they aren’t everywhere yet, they will be soon. The bladder-control biz expects to waterproof more geezers than tots within the decade, as birth rates dip and the baby boom grays still further. Adult incontinence soaked up $1.8 billion in profits last year, and the market could grow nearly 50 percent by 2020. Pretty good for a business that not so long ago could hardly get anyone to admit they needed its product.

Whether caused by childbirth, strenuous exercise, traumatic injury or just plain aging, incontinence is nothing new, and ancient medical tomes reveal that folks have always sought means of keeping their downstairs dry. The Ebers Papyrus, an Egyptian text from 1550 BC, discusses the condition and methods for treatment: for men, external urine-collection devices; for women, vaginal inserts to provide compression.

Over the following three-plus millennia, doctors mainly refined these concepts rather than improved on them, unless you call the 18th-century penile clamp an improvement.

Meanwhile, babies had been going about their business as babies will, and parents had been using all manner of materials to

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keep their children’s output in check. By the end of the 1800s, mass production of the basic diapering elements — fabric squares and safety pins —„was well under way. Cloth diapers would remain the norm for decades until WWII shook things up. Women working the homefront assembly lines began using diaper services rather than washing their own, and with cloth in as short supply as time was, various inventors contributed to the evolution of the disposable diaper as we now know it. While the boys were heading home from overseas to breed a record number of Americans, Johnson & Johnson was developing what would become the first disposable diapers massmarketed in the United States.

The fighting may have ended in 1945, but the Cold War was just beginning, and so was the space program. NASA learned the hard way that astronauts have the same biological needs as anyone else when Alan Shepherd wet himself while waiting for the Freedom 7 launch in 1961. Extraterrestrial dominance was deemed necessary for the preservation of democracy and capitalism, and our flyboys could hardly kick Soviet keister wearing

pee-stained spacesuits. At this point America’s astronauts were all men, meaning urine could thereafter be easily collected in a bag or via a sheath-tube-pouch arrangement, while a larger bag attached with adhesive took care of No. 2.

Once NASA started putting women in orbit, though, the diœerences in female plumbing required new gear. The zip-up trunks first issued were soon replaced with Maximum Absorbency Garments, treated with sodium polyacrylate to absorb liquid, and these proved so eœective that male astronauts started wearing them, too. Space-shuttle astronauts got three —„one for launch, one for reentry and one because you never knew what might happen in space. NASA super-diapers entered the pop-cultural consciousness in 2007, you’ll recall, when former astronaut Lisa Nowak, arrested in Orlando for an alleged attempt to kidnap a woman she apparently viewed as a romantic rival, reportedly told police she’d worn them so she could make the drive to Florida from Houston nonstop.

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adult incontinence products were slow to arrive, in part because the embarrassing nature of the ailment made marketing a tricky task. Procter & Gamble —„makers of Pampers, long the undisputed champ in babies’ disposables —„ introduced Attends Incontinent Briefs in 1978, but these wound up being sold mainly to hospitals after print ads failed to reel in many retail consumers.

A new kid in diaper-town would change all that. The same year Attends made their debut, Kimberly-Clark began manufacturing Huggies, the first true competitor to Pampers. In 1983, they launched Depends and aggressively went after the mass market P&G hadn’t managed to attract. The trick: to overcome the stigma that still clung to the condition using TV ads —„some depicting older people remaining defiantly active, others relying on the powerful spokesperson the company found in actress June Allyson. Their gambit proved successful, with Kimberly-Clark commanding nearly half of

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No medical condition is too embarrassing to talk about on the tube in 2016, and KimberlyClark’s recent campaigns have capitalized on this new frankness. The Depend line has also grown to include sleeker, more fashion-friendly incontinence underwear, now modeled by younger (and presumably continent) actors and athletes to show how undetectable they are. There’s never been a better time to be a style-conscious senior with a decreasingly cooperative bladder.„ For baby boomers, the expansion of the incontinence industry serves as a fitting bookend to their generational saga. They were the first kids to be regularly swathed in disposables, after all, and the ever-upward march of commercial diaper technology has taken place almost entirely in their lifetimes. Montage directors may choose to focus on civil rights and Vietnam and Buœalo Springfield, but the story of the U.S. baby boom is just as much one of stinky plastic diapers.

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he premise is simple but outlanda handful of times, dating back to 2010, at ish, the innuendo merciless: Bike such venues as the Main Street Museum in Smut is probably the world’s only White River Junction (where it will return on traveling “bike porn” film festival, Wednesday, August 31) and the now-defunct and it’s coming — cough — to Burlington. On Firefly Gallery in Burlington. Last year, Bike ° ursday, August 25, ArtsRiot will host Bike Smut 8: Come Again was copresented by Smut 9: Science Friction … ° e Final Gear, ArtsRiot and the Burlington-based Pride a sextravaganza of short erotic films that Center of Vermont. celebrate sex and bikes in all their human, “When I first met Phil and saw Bike grimy glory.

Smut,” ArtsRiot co-owner Felix Wai Because the works included in this commented by phone, “I thought this “film festival of radical pleasure” are was a perfect fit for ArtsRiot’s mission screened only at special events for [‘Destroy apathy’].” ° is will be Bike a live audience, it’s not possible to Smut’s third visit to the South End offer much in the way of a preview. venue.

Bike Smut’s website promises “Pornography can be a really that this year’s “adult pictures” dark industry, and the conversainclude “interracial alien orgies, tion that Phil opens up is valupower-tool-wielding lesbians, able,” Wai continued. “He’s sure Mexican post-porn saddle to be inclusive of all bodies, all squirting, polybikesexual sexualities — and that doesn’t queer trans babes armed with happen as much as we think. dildo flamethrowers, hunting We all say it, but not many for a mate in a post-apocalyptic people actually open up a forum wasteland, and time-traveling sex for it. People are still pushed by missionaries.” No big deal. the edginess of pornography, and While an erotic film festival remains my response is, sometimes you have to a curiosity in Vermont, envelope-pushing politics be a little loud. You have to be a little brazen.” and celebrations of cycling are nothing new — put° is year’s visit to the Queen City will be Bike ting Bike Smut’s provocations oddly in tune with Smut’s last: ° e show is in its ninth and final run. the local ethos. You could even think of the fest as a Within the past year, the nomadic Sano has put down roots in Las Vegas. His partner, Victoria self-guided special addendum to the Henry Sheldon Hartmann, is the director of Harry Mohney’s Erotic Museum’s current “Pedaling ° rough History” exhibiHeritage Museum, appropriately located in Sin City. tion of historical bicycles and bike culture ephemera According to Sano, she has described the film festival in Middlebury. ° e chief instigator of Bike Smut is Reverend Phil as “a seamless blend of feminism, mobility, sexuality and care of the Earth.”

Sano. Born and bred in Oregon, he has strong ties In 2015, Willamette Week, a Portland-area altto the city of Portland, where bike life borders on religion, and has dedicated the past 10 years of his life weekly, named Sano one of Portland’s “bike heroes” to distributing the films whose creation the festival — for his record of “constant provocation.” In 2009, solicits.

Sano estimated in the Portland Mercury that he had been arrested or cited by Portland police more than Over the decade, Sano has worked with a changing a dozen times. Some of those incidents appear to group of coconspirators. ° ese include Poppy Cox, a Berlin-based performer and filmmaker who self-idenhave involved cheeky offenses — such as his creation tifies as a “bike-sexual pornista.” According to Bike of a bicycle from a dented patrol-car door (police Smut’s website, the show has toured North America confiscated it). Others were more serious: In 2008, an 19 times; during a 2011 European tour, it presented 63 interaction with police escalated to the point where shows in 21 countries.

Sano was severely Tasered. ° is isn’t the fest’s first stop Seven Days spoke with the Parental advisory for strong in the Green Mountain State. reverend preceding his arrival in language and sexual content Burlington.

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SEVEN DAYS: Why bike porn?

PHIL SANO: I like to think of the origins of the f estival in relation to the origins of mobility and sexuality. Even though we’re not accustomed to combining the two, there’s never been a time that they’ve been separate. We’ve benefited a lot f rom being able to do things like move faster, because that’s what resulted in not being killed. When we were young primates, either you got dinner or you were dinner, based on how f ast you could move. The longer you can live, the longer you can procreate, the more sex you have, the more appealing you are.

It’s not like I want to live in a society that requires you to run fast to live, but, at this juncture in history, our technological abilities have superseded our natural abilities to have transportation be a meaningf ul part of our lif e. If you think of planes and how f ast they can travel, there’s a disconnect between yourself and the outside environment.

The way that we organize our cities is a terrible twisting of our social space.

There’s no greater example than cars.

You’re in an isolated box; it’s climate controlled. Your chariot has all its comforts.

It’s basically your mobile home, and it’s so isolating. People don’t even think about cars because they’re so dominant.

That’s how you know when something is worth engaging [with], when people can’t even see its pervasiveness — that’s hegemony.

SD: Where and when was the first Bike Smut show? How did it come about?

PS: It started in Portland in 2007. I was a filmmaker myself. I got so frustrated with the prescribed method f or filmmakers, which is: Make a movie, submit to festivals, and, if you get lucky, someone contacts you, it plays, and maybe you

˜ is year’s adult pictures include interracial alien orgies, hunting for a mate in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, and time-

traveling sex missionaries.

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get to make another movie. The deck is stacked against you. I didn’t like dealing with the bureaucracy, and I didn’t like the way filmmakers were treated. It’s a huge cost to the artist, which doesn’t make any sense. Everything about it seemed ass-backwards.

I had already done a film festival on bikes and violence. I was a bike punk in Portland, and it was a huge part of my identity. I wanted people to see this new, blossoming community whose birth I had witnessed.

Cascadia, so we bought a car. We did something like 20 tours over these years.

I was not planning on being an organizer. I don’t have great logistical skills. But I kept on doing it because the demand for the art was high. And the art was amazing. Every single year I think to myself, That’s it, I’ve seen it all. Every single year, I’m like, Holy shit, I never thought of that.

I’ve never seen such spectacular, inspired art, so I felt a duty that was unparalleled. The burden was exclusively on me in this situation, because it didn’t

are the result of good porn, as much as anything else. You’re welcome, kids.

fantasies. Literally. Is that such a terrible thing?

SD: How many submissions do you typically get? Do you reject films?

PS: About a dozen a year. I’ve probably rejected f our in the nine years that we’ve had the program. One of those was an hour of a guy riding°cyclo-cross [a type of bike racing]. No story, just raw footage. Not even edited. In another film, a person rides around through the snow on a hand-crank tricycle for 10 minutes,

SD: What’s the difference between Bike Smut porn and porn found on internet sites?

PS: It’s art, and art usually has a little higher standards. It raises up the content to some degree.

There’s some really cool stu˛ on those websites, too. It’s just that it’s in a sea of bullshit, and I don’t want to wade through that. Which is why I ask people to make good shit, and that’s almost exclusively what I get.

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SD: Have your films always been erotic in nature?

PS: When I did art, if sex was involved, it wasn’t because I thought, I’m going to be an erotic artist. Defining erotica in itself is an interesting process. We live with a patriarchy that says you don’t get to just have art of this genre without paying some kind of price. What are you trying to say with this? You need to have all these answers ready if you’re even going to approach a topic like [sex]. What about the children? I think children

and then, at the end, if you really pay attention, for the last 20 seconds you can see a small trickle of pee. Like, OK, that may be a little too avant-garde.

But almost every movie that’s ever been submitted to us has been part of the program. We’re very proud of that. If it’s about mobility and sexuality, and part of sex-positive culture, then it’s usually great. We want to let the artists decide what needs to be in the program. The majority of people who are inspired to make such a niche kind of art are already fans of Bike Smut.

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Then I thought, What about bikes and sex? And people were like, “Hey, this is a good idea! Here’s a way I could help; let me suggest this; can I be part of it?”

It really took on a life of its own. I hadn’t really even promoted it, but by the time we got around to the premiere, the line was around the block, and the next block and the next block. Half the people couldn’t get into the show.

Since it was so popular, we got a few people, and we rode our bikes with the show to Seattle and Bellingham [Wash.] and to British Columbia. I thought, I guess we have to do a sequel. Af ter a period of bike touring, it became obvious that we couldn’t do it this way beyond

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SD: What do you consider “bullshit” porn?

PS: Right o˛ the bat, there’s a lot of the same stu˛ . If you’re not talented with your search-engine skills, you’re going to find a lot that’s f ormulaic and interchangeable: 30 seconds of intro, maybe; a lot of f ocus on male pleasure.

There’s going to be a lot of f etishizing of the f emale’s body parts; the male is probably going to be dehumanized, with his head removed f rom the shot altogether. There’s less likely to be depictions of genuine pleasure.

The arguments of people who criticize porn are not without some validity.

There’s a lot of bullshit out there where it looks like it hurts the women in it. If this was the only porn you were watching, the only educator that you had, you’re gonna think that’s what sex is.

That can be what sex is, but it’s pretty narrow.

There’s two other main things that bother me. First is the need f or every single scene to be epic. I just want to have a good time. Does it have to be so life changing?

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SD: Are you really a reverend?

PS: Yes, I’m an ordained minister in the Universal Life Church. I’ve done about 15 marriages now. The Church of Bicycle Jesus in Seattle is my main church.

SD: You have a history of run-ins with the law. Can you talk about that?

PS: In 2008, less than a week before Bike Smut 2: Bikexploitation, someone stole the mounting bracket of my bike light — who even does that? It was dusk, and I had a 10-minute ride. I thought, I’ll be fin . As I’m riding along, this guy all in black calls out to me, “Hey, buddy, I want to talk to you for a minute.” I look up for a second. I’m like, I don’t know this guy. When people say, “Hey, buddy,” that’s not necessarily a good thing.

So I kept going. My hands weren’t on my brakes, and I was fumbling with the zipper on my jacket. This guy in all black runs over and tackles me off the bike, Theres hardly anything breaks my glasses. I’m blind. He Tasers me. It hurt, but it didn’t more important than paralyze me. Then his partner ran over. They are yelling, “Get down!” and I’m yelling, “What the fuck?”

Then it came to me: They must be cops. So I get on my PHIL SANO knees and I look up at them, and that’s when they both hit me It is definitely the most painful thing with the juice. Front and back, they both that’s ever happened to me in my life, Tasered me while I was on the ground. and I’ve had some pretty amazing acciNow I’m begging for them to stop. They dents.

What hurts now is that I yielded were making jokes, laughing about how to them.

I yielded voluntarily, because I I wasn’t so strong now. The pain rolls assumed that if I didn’t fight them, they over you in waves, causing your muscles would keep me safe.

I wasn’t lit, so they to contract violently. In between the decided to light me up. waves, I wrapped my arms around the So, in addition to preparing this boots of the offic , who jumped back like he had just stepped in shit. That’s second-ever festival, I was fightin legal battles [for resisting arrest, not when they stopped.

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having a bike light and assaulting an officer; the last charge was later dropped].

Comments on BikePortland.org said things like, “He was probably egging the cops on; we can’t trust him, he’s the type of person that would antagonize police.”

It really was one of those moments where, if you haven’t ever been at the receiving end of that boot on your neck for being in the wrong place at the wrong time, then you can’t appreciate the situation. And I’ve got all the privilege! And even I can be extracted in an instant.

A year or two earlier, I had been arrested during the World Naked Bike Ride. That’s a bit more of a lighthearted story. A drunk driver hit me with her car. She could claim more damages from the dent in her car than I could by being hit by her. But I won the case eventually — they dropped all charges.

SD: What do you hope people take away from Bike Smut?

PS: What I think is really crucial is that we recognize that each of us has our own body and our own self. Such a huge part of our individuality is wrapped up in how we move and how we [have sex].

My theme for this year is “better problems.” You can’t live without having problems — what you can do is acknowledge that some problems are better than others. We should strive to have the best problems we can. People who are so horny at Bike Smut that they’re unable to restrain themselves — that’s a better problem. Not being able to engage the topic [of bikes and sexual expression] at all because of restrictive gatekeepers, that’s not such a good problem.

One of the great things about [Bike Smut] is its approach to issues of taboo.

There’s hardly anything more important than being able to address issues around sexual taboos. If we can’t talk about that, how are we going to talk about the things that are even more challenging?

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SD: Last question: What kind of bike do you ride?

PS: I have two bikes. My primary form of transportation is a tall bike. It’s a little silly, but the two main things with cycling are to see and be seen. If you’re on a tall bike, you have the best view and no one claims they didn’t see you.

I have a mountain bike, as well, because there’s a whole lot of great mountain biking here. m

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SD: Why is this the last festival?

PS: One of the things this festival has taught me is that you don’t want the person in the front of the house to be the person who’s in the back of the house. When it’s all the same person, you’re more likely to do a shit job at both things.

I’ve had to do it this way for the past two years. The seventh year was the Porny Express. I bike-toured solo with my projector, cables, screen, merch and tent from Minneapolis to Montréal to Mexico. I was doing crazy-long rides all alone. It was a wonderful challenge, but the schedule was so crazy, I couldn’t have anyone else with me. I did another bike tour across Europe, and then tried doing a bus tour the following year — my knees were a bit shot.

What occurred to me is that I’ve tried all these diffe ent systems, but they don’t actually change that much.

It was always me. I’ve been the constant over the course of 10 years … and I actually might be what’s holding Bike Smut back. So the future of Bike Smut might be some sort of noncentralized distribution. It would be neat if local communities could step up to claim the methodology for themselves. I want to see proposals. I want to see people come at me with ideas.

If I’m the only person who’s talking, that’s not accomplishing anything. We don’t need any more white cis-hetero male, college-educated, not-in-debt, stable-family-having voices.

Most of the past decade, I’ve just been perpetually touring. Bike Smut did around 80 shows a year. I couldn’t affo d to keep a home. The only way

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I could do this was to be essentially homeless. I’ve slowly bled off a small amount of inheritance by living a pretty frugal existence. I’m a bike punk; I can live very cheaply. But I don’t think that’s a long-term option for me.

Now I live in Las Vegas with my spouse, Victoria Hartmann. She hosted a screening [at Harry Mohney’s Erotic Heritage Museum] two years ago. She was so inspired, she built a two-story sex bike as the centerpiece exhibit. It’s a spectacular way to memorialize a decade of bikesexual decadence.

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ermont and Québec have plenty in common: 90 miles of a peacef ul border, a broad appreciation f or maple syrup, artisanal cheeses and classy booze. And poutine and hockey. But, unlike our majority-f rancophone neighbors who of ten learn English, many Vermontais have a limited grasp of French.

“We’re so close to Québec, it’s a shame that more people don’t speak French,” says Nikki Matheson, a French teacher of French Canadian heritage.

Yet f or adult Vermonters who do want to learn the language, the options are limited. Near the border and outside of Chittenden County, few post-secondary French language classes can be found.

Many universities require their students to have studied a foreign language to be admitted, or to take a foreign language to graduate. Vermont state colleges do not, and three of the fi e schools currently offer no French classes. Unlike the University of Vermont, which offers extensive courses in French, Lyndon State College hasn’t held a French class in f our years; Johnson State College hasn’t held one for more than two years.

Neither is offering F ench this fall.

Community College of Vermont regularly of f ers one section of French at its Winooski location and will also hold the class in St. Albans, Rutland and Springf ield this semester. Currently, none of the schools of f ers a French major or minor.

This does not paint a f lattering picture of Vermont’s cross-cultural student engagement — nor of the attitude Americans typically have about knowing any language other than English.

Janet Bennion is a prof essor of anthropology at LSC and chair of the department of criminal justice, history and global studies — the department in which French would ostensibly be offe ed. The fact that foreign languages and criminal justice are in the same department underscores the reality of limited budgets and class of f erings at small state schools.

Bennion says that French has not been offe ed at LSC because of political dif f e ences within the department. At every faculty meeting, she says, she asks about French classes, to little avail.

“There has been some relatively

tense discourse about what [languages] should be offe ed,” Bennion says, noting that the school of f ers Russian but no other languages. But when she took a small survey of LSC students last spring, the majority of those interested in learning a foreign language preferred French or Spanish.

“We have not accommodated students who want to speak French. It’s a crime; it’s horrible; it’s unethical,” Bennion asserts. “I have done everything possible, and I was able to of f er one class every other year.”

In spring 2017, LSC will offer French I; taking it will fulfill students’ generaleducation requirement of a “cultural awareness” class.

At Johnson State, it’s not just budget issues but lack of student interest that fuels the absence of French classes, according to interim dean of academic affairs Sharon Twigg. The school did offer a French class in f all 2014 and spring

2015, but both were canceled due to low or no enrollment.

One likely cause is that, in 2014, language classes shif ted f rom f ulf illing a general education requirement to satisf ying an elective requirement. Twigg says that change was intended to give students more f l xibility in taking the classes they wanted. Nevertheless, she’d like to see f oreign-language education f ulf ill a general education requirement again.

Former Johnson adjunct instructor Alysse Anton recalls those “let’s see in August” days when classes would be offe ed and then canceled. She has also taught French at Lyndon but now does so through Alliance Française of the Lake Champlain Region in Burlington and Access CVU in Hinesburg.

Anton says that at Johnson she proposed a French-f or-travelers class that she thought might interest students, but it wasn’t approved. “New ideas are

dif f icul to be moved along in general, and in a college education system,” she says matter-of-factly.

Anton notes that nearby Montréal is the largest majority French-speaking city in the world af ter Paris, and that students do travel there or to other parts of Québec, incentivized in part by cheap beer (also, the legal drinking age in the province is 18). But it’s not dif f icul to get around Montréal, or to buy a sixpack across the border, with little to no knowledge of French.

Twigg says that students are aware of the importance of learning another language, but “getting them to actually do the nitty-gritty of working on the language” is another story. She notes that enrollment is up at Johnson this year, and the proposed merger with Lyndon State could expand class of f e ings, including French.

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might become possible for an instruc- to the Canadian border, continuing tor and some students to be on one education centers rarely, if ever, offe campus, with students at the sister French. campus participating in a teleclass. “It Pauline Gage grew up in the U.S. works beautifully,” Bennion says. “You with French Canadian parents and now can see the teacher works at the and speak to her North Country or him. We’ve got Career Center the technology for in Newport. this.

Anything’s Last fall, she possible now.” took NCCC’s What about refresher 12adults who aren’t hour conversaattending coltional French lege, or who can’t class, which affo d the cost of she says made a for-credit class? her think in Again, outside French again. of Chittenden Though the County, French center plans to classes are limited. offer the class Alliance Française again this fall, offers language she laments the N I K K I M AT H E S O N and culture classes general lack in Burlington and of language Colchester (and education. in Montpelier when enrollment is suf“It just seems ridiculous when you ficient). Matheson has taught French live on the border,” Gage says. in a variety of settings including for Chris Damato, assistant direcAlliance Française. But, in addition to tor and adult education coordinator the difficult of finding a suitable class, at Green Mountain Technology and she says, the time commitment can be Career Center in Hyde Park, says he challenging. would be willing to offer French if he “You have to [practice a language] knew of someone interested in teachevery single day and keep at it,” ing it, and if enough students signed Matheson says. “I do feel it’s better to up. Career centers generally offe [take a class in person] than to do it classes that have a clear vocational online — if you take courses online, you or career application, Damato notes. don’t get the interaction.”

Given the number of French-speaking She says that AF does tailor classes to tourists in Vermont, speaking their what students want — such as basics for language would “absolutely be an asset those who plan to travel to francophone for anyone who [works] a front desk at countries, or refresher courses for a business,” he says. people who studied French years ago.

But learning another language is “Americans are not encouraged to about more than practical applications, learn languages,” Matheson says. “But such as at a job. It can also broaden I can’t tell you how many times people one’s horizons culturally. “When you have told me, ‘I wish I’d paid attention know another language, you can conto French classes when I was young.’” nect with other perspectives; you can Alliance Française also maintains a connect with people,” Anton says. “You tent in downtown Burlington to provide are not just passing by and discoverinformation to French-speaking tourists ing what they serve for food. You can and has offe ed classes to downtown communicate with the locals, heart to workers so they can be linguistically heart.” m hospitable to visitors from Québec.

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ike most college students, Tofowa Pyle expects to pull an all-nighter or two before the end of the school year. But while students at most other colleges and universities burn the midnight oil writing term papers and cramming for exams, Pyle could be up until the wee hours tending to a pregnant sow or sick steer.

A senior at Sterling College in Craftsbury Common, Pyle will soon take over as work adviser to the crew of students that cares for the school’s livestock. The sustainableagriculture major was hired f or the job in part because of his experience rearing farm animals in his native Guyana. To earn a bachelor’s degree at Sterling, Pyle must hold a job on or near campus.

But tending to animals won’t be his only work requirement this f all. Like all 130 students at this tiny private college in the Northeast Kingdom, Pyle is also required to work in the kitchen, clean dorms or perf orm other f orms of menial labor that facilities staff or outside contractors would normally cover on other college campuses.

Last semester, Pyle worked three mornings each week, from 6:30 to 8:30 a.m., making breakfast for fellow students and staff. He arranged his schedule so none of his classes started immediately afterward.

“Nobody complains about the work they have to do,” he said. “Students here are all pretty chill.”

Sterling College — whose officia motto is “Working Hands. Working Minds.” — is a f ederally recognized “work college,” the only one in the Northeast and one of just seven in the United States. That means every student living on campus must hold a job, regardless of f inancial need. That workload is in addition to any need-based work-study assistance they might receive.

Sterling’s students choose from a variety of jobs, such as tutoring schoolchildren at neighboring Craftsbury Academy, working in the college admissions of f i , supervising the campus’ climbing wall or repairing mountain bikes. As in any workplace, competition can be fie ce for the more desirable positions; those requiring higher levels of skill or responsibility also pay more.

But students’ wages — every job guarantees a minimum pay of$1,650 per semester — aren’t deposited into their checking accounts. They’re credited toward tuition.

As a result, Sterling College costs students 20 percent less than do other private New England colleges. Students’ debt loads upon graduation are typically smaller, too — on average, $15,500 for a four-year

degree, compared with the national average of $31,200.

In an era when so many college students struggle to make ends meet — and then spend years paying off tens of thousands of dollars in student loans — Sterling College is among a handf ul of colleges that have embraced a more economical model. Its policy reduces the overall cost of higher education, provides students with valuable life skills and résumé-building experiences, and levels the playing f ield f or those of more modest backgrounds.

“Of course, it does help with the cost of education,” said Sterling College president Matthew Derr of the work-college program. But he added that the program’s benefits don’t end with practical concerns: “It also means that students’ entire college experience is colored by the opportunity to do meaningful work on campus and in the community.”

The “work” in “work college” is readily apparent the moment one sets f oot on Sterling’s scenic, mountainous campus.

Here, students are more likely to sport Carhartts and work boots than shorts and sandals, even on a humid August afternoon.

On a recent visit, this reporter quickly spotted a female student toting a hard hat

in one hand and a chain saw in the other.

Just down the hill in the barn, a gaggle of students stood beside a draft horse and listened to a lesson on how to size a harness.

In an adjacent outbuilding, a lone student raked out a chicken coop.

At Sterling, sustainability isn’t just a trendy buzzword but a philosophy that is incorporated into every aspect of campus lif e. The college has been ranked No. 1 in the country two years in a row in the national Real Food Challenge, which means that most campus meals are produced locally, sustainably, humanely and through fair-trade practices. About one-fifth of the f ood served, including f ruits, vegetables, meats, eggs and maple syrup, is grown or raised by students themselves.

And this fall, Sterling will cut the ribbon on 11 new solar trackers, which will enable the campus to meet nearly all of its electricity needs through renewable sources.

Sterling students tend to know what they’re signing up for. As a small rural college with a heavy emphasis on environmental stewardship and outdoor recreation, the institution naturally attracts students who are accustomed to getting their hands dirty.

Emlyn Jones, a 28-year-old senior f rom a small f arming community in

northwestern Illinois, said he discovered Sterling through a Google search while he was on a six-month military deployment in Afghanistan in 2012. The GI Bill covers many of his college expenses; his campus jobs supply the rest.

Jones’ campus employment has included work on a f orestry crew, which f ocuses heavily on maple syrup production. In the f all, the crew prepares the sugarhouse, then harvests, splits and stacks f i ewood. When the sap starts running in the spring, Jones said, “We drill lots of little holes in trees.”

Jones said he chose Sterling specificall f or its work program, which of f e ed him the opportunity to learn to run the 200acre f amily f arm his mother inherited six years ago.

“Coming here has really given me a good template on how to go about things,” Jones explained. “I come from a farming family, but I feel like we’re almost starting anew.”

Other students arrive at Sterling knowing little about agriculture or the work program itself . Alice Haskins is a 21-year-old senior who will graduate in December with a double major in sustainable food systems and environmental humanities. She recalled that even her

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academic advisers at St. Johnsbury pursuits such as Nordic skiing, rock Academy had never heard of a work climbing, trail running and mountain college. biking.

“The work-college aspect of Sterling Running a work college also puts College is something I love, but it’s not added burdens on faculty and staff, Derr something I was specifically looking for,” acknowledged, as they serve as both Haskins said. When she told her high educators and work supervisors who school colleagues about the college, their train and evaluate their “employees.” Can opinions were mixed. students get fi ed if they don’t show up or “Some of my friends went away to Ivy perform their work properly?

League schools and said, ‘I don’t want to “Yeah, they can. And they do!” Derr do that. It sounds weird,’” she recalled. said. But, he pointed out, that’s part of “But other people were really excited and the role of a college — to help students thought it’s a really cool model.” develop a sense of responsibility for their Sterling College was an early adopter professional commitments. of the work-college model, which was “We understand the civic virtues that created by the federal government in the colleges are supposed to impart to their early 1990s. The college itself began as a students,” he said. “The work program is boys’ preparatory school in 1958. As prep a means to achieve that.” schools declined in the It also imbues stumid-1970s, Sterling dents with a deeper converted itself into sense of responsibility a gap-year program toward the community offering classes in forat large, Derr added. estry management and “Our students are sustainable agriculture, much more respectful then into a two-year of the physical plant associate’s degree prothan anywhere I’ve ever gram. In 1997, Sterling been,” the president was accredited to issue said. “People don’t necfour-year bachelor’s essarily come to college degrees and became a knowing how to use a work college. (Goddard mop. And they don’t College in Plainfiel leave Sterling without also operated as a work knowing how.”

MAT THE W DERR, college from 1995 to All that manual STERLIN G COLLE GE 2002, when it disconlabor doesn’t just build PRESIDEN T tinued its undergradumuscles and character; ate residency program.) it also builds résumés.

Why haven’t more colleges adopted According to the school’s own alumni the model? Robin Taffle is executive di- surveys, 95 percent of Sterling graduates rector of the Work Colleges Consortium, report getting a job within one year of a Berea, Ky.-based nonprofit that rep- graduation, and 90 percent of those jobs resents the nation’s work colleges. She are directly related to their majors. explained that, while several other colWhat about the oft-touted “college exleges are in the process of gaining federal perience”? Students insist that their work recognition, it’s a complex, costly and duties don’t cut into their social lives but time-consuming process. actually improve on them. Said Jones, “I While the colleges in the consortium personally connect with people better differ considerably in size and academic when we’re working together.” emphasis, Taffle said, they all share The same seems to hold true for a long history of and commitment to Sterling’s staff. Executive chef Simeon hands-on, experiential learning.

Bittman, who cooks for 125 to 150 people “Our schools literally would not oper- per meal, confessed it can be challenging ate if our students didn’t show up,” she working with students who don’t know said. “They really run all essential func- their way around a kitchen. But it can be tions at our colleges.” All work colleges rewarding and fun, too, he noted. also share the small pie of federal funds “Working side by side with someone that supports them. who has no experience is a good reDerr suggested there’s something minder of where we all started,” Bittman about the character of small work col- said. “We all had teachers who taught us leges and the students they attract that what we needed to know to keep moving “might not work at a Big 10 university.” forward — not just in the kitchen but anyFor instance, as students are required where in life.” m by law to devote a significant portion of their extracurricular hours to their Contact: ken@sevendaysvt.com jobs, they have little time for collegiate team sports. Instead, Sterling’s students INFO tend to participate in individual athletic Learn more at sterlingcollege.edu.

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urlington writer Angela Palm’s Riverine: A Memoir From Anywhere But Here won the influential annual Nonfiction Prize from her publisher, Graywolf Press. It arrives this month garlanded with advance praise, including starred reviews in Publishers Weekly and Kirkus Reviews and a Best Book commendation from Apple iBooks. A professional editor and writing coach, Palm is the founder of Ink + Lead Literary Services in Burlington, and she’s taught creative writing at Champlain College and the New England Young Writers’ Conference.

Readers love memoirs, which oƒ er not only the sensation of walking in someone else’s shoes but sometimes even that of slipping into another person’s very thoughts. The essential ingredients of a memoir are engrossing life circumstances and a narrative voice that sounds convincingly immediate.

We experience a memoir’s storytelling as we do that of a first-person speaker in a novel, but we’re invited never to forget that the events recounted truly happened.

The narrative elements of Riverine are compelling. Palm was born and grew up in a rural Indiana farming community where a river had been forcibly rerouted. From time to time, the water would reclaim its ancient bed, flooding the countryside and destroying any pretense of permanence. When Palm was a teenager, her best friend was Corey, a next-door boy whose family perils and troubles at school led to more and more egregious misbehaviors. They culminated in the stabbing murders of two elderly neighbors and a life sentence in prison without parole.

After college and various events, Palm’s narrator marries and becomes a parent; then she and her husband decide that they need to “reboot” their lives by moving to Vermont. From her new home, Palm reaches out to the incarcerated Corey, to whom she’s been writing unsent letters for years. (She shares none of these with the reader.)

Eventually, Palm returns to Indiana to visit him in prison. The impact of their first encounter as adults afi rms the childhood friends’ ineƒ aceable connection. That visit also results in their

IN HER PRISON SCENES, PALM USES QUOTED DIALOGUE AND INTENTLY OBSERVED DETAILS

TO BRING HER READER INTO THE ROOM. mutual acceptance that they will live their lives separately as a consequence of unpardonable Corey’s crimes.

Some memoirs, such as Mary Karr’s powerful The Liars’ Club, shift their perspective to show a narrator responding from diƒ erent vantage points in maturity to events that are sequenced dramatically but not necessarily “chronologically.” By contrast, Palm’s narrative moves step by step from childhood. Riverine also differs from memoirs that aim to convey the volatile perceptions of a younger person (as Frank McCourt did in Angela’s Ashes): Palm’s chronicler is positioned throughout as a presentday adult, looking back with running commentary.

Essayistic prose is such a flexible vehicle, able to turn rapidly or float steadily — like a magic carpet. Yet, while there’s enchantment in reverie, the magical conveyance also needs to be aerodynamically sound, and too often Palm’s narration seems drafty, too loosely fashioned and aimed.

Since her chapters don’t really stand

as self-contained essays, the story’s year-by-year progression can meander and stall in places, its pacing settling into, “Then this happened, then this, and then this.” And, because Palm has a penchant for summarizing events and relationships instead of dramatizing them, some stretches of the book read like ruminations scribbled in a journal, such as this one: I didn’t hear from Corey for a few months after that visit at the new house. He could have called, but didn’t, and he had no phone at the new place he was staying. By then he’d been in enough trouble that dating him would have been out of the question — my parents wouldn’t have allowed it. When it became clear that nothing would happen with Corey, I dated the first boy I came across. I’d been hanging out with a girl named Kelly, and Trevor was her boyfriend’s best friend. It was a convenience match. He was cute and nice, so

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apprehend what’s been lost, never to be recovered.

In some places, Palm uses conceptual devices to strengthen her narrative structure. A chapter titled “Dispatches From Anywhere But Here,” echoing the book’s subtitle, is sca€olded on the names of criminal-justice theories that Palm studied in college: “Broken Windows Theory,” “Routine Activities Theory,” “Biological Theory of Deviance” and so on. But the chapter su€ers from repeated references to people who aren’t introduced or vividly developed. We gain little understanding of how this young woman discovered (and invented) herself during the years that followed those unexplained murders committed by Corey, who remains a cipher though his name appears here and there in the chapter.

The most powerful sections of the book involve Palm’s visits to the Indiana prison — first with her mother to see an uncle who’s been locked up for attempted murder, then later to see Corey for the first time in 16 years. In these more fully dramatized scenes, Palm uses quoted dialogue and intently observed details to bring her reader into the room and into the enormity of feelings at stake.

The account of that climactic visit to Corey in prison pivots on a set of rules, stated without arty fanfare, that propel the personal narrative forward:

“We would have met in the middle,” I told Corey. “Half-bad, half-good. Half-reckless, halfrestrained. Maybe we would have saved each other.”

He started to cry at that, but I watched him silently talk himself down from it. “You know, I used to watch you, too,” he told me.

“From my window.”

“No way,” I said. “Really?”

“I did. Your room was always such a mess. I used to watch you brushing your hair or reading your books.”

“That’s all?” I asked, remembering how I’d dressed in front of the window each night after my shower.

He laughed and blushed. “No, that’s not all. My mom caught me once.”

“So we were doing the same thing. And it wasn’t just me.”

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In this chapter, Palm is finally able to communicate the tremendous and lasting power of time spent with a childhood intimate, while being specific and informative about the conditions of prison life. By holding her focus closely on the story, which here unfolds in a conversation under surveillance by guards, she allows us to see and feel much more than she could with a disjointed, years-later summary.

As the two friends recall how, as teenagers, they would watch each other’s adjacent houses at night, a reader can

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Every memoir is idiosyncratic, reflecting an author’s particular perceptions and manner of relating to the ingredients of a life over time. Palm is enamored of analogies for Riverine’s form, and she pro€ ers several, calling her structure “digressive” and “segmented” and comparing the book to a “patch-quilt” and “collage.” Yet her most moving and reverberating passages resist this habit of veering into digressions that summarize or philosophize.

Unlike an autobiography, a memoir has no obligation to be comprehensive and lifelong. Yet page after page of Riverine seems to miss opportunities, wandering across the years and rarely focusing on what happened to Corey, or the impact of his crimes and incarceration on the narrator. The book would be more penetrating if its storytelling strategy had been more selective, concentrating on the question of how one childhood friend ended up imprisoned for life while the other wonders what might have been.

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Jones explained that it was grown in Florence, Vt. “Not in Burlington?” the customer pressed.

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The shopper turned away without a word, Jones told Seven Days via phone last winter.

The shopper’s reaction was rude. But more than that, it reflected a common tendency to hyper-localize f ood in a way that Jones sees as unrealistic and myopic. Now sales and marketing director at White River Junction-based UVP Group, he said, “I think we’ve made a huge mistake in how we’re marketing local.”

It’s commonly understood that buying f ood f rom your neighbors supports the local economy. By reducing transport miles and emissions, it’s also a boon for the environment. And it connects consumers to what they’re eating in a very personal way. This system builds stronger communities, keeps working lands in production and helps preserve Vermont’s lovely agricultural landscape.

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Jones sees retooling the local-f ood conversation in regional terms as critical

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will be evaluated by the District #4 Environmental Commission in accordance with the 10 environmental criteria of 10 V.S.A., § 6086(a). ˜ e Commission intends to narrow the scope of the hearing to Act 250 Rule 34(E) and Criterion 8a (necessary wildlife habitat) unless that scope is expanded by the Commission at the hearing.

A public hearing is scheduled for September 6, 2016 at 1:30 PM at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont.

ACT 250 NOTICE APPLICATION #4C0893-7 AND HEARING 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093

˜ e following persons or organizations may participate in the hearing for this project:

On August 3, 2016, Daniel & Michael Fontaine, 2660 North Williston Road, Williston, VT 05495 and Aegis Renewable Energy, 340 Mad River Park, Suite 6, Waitsfield, VT 05673 filed application #4C0893-7 for a Project described as the modification of Condition #13 of LUP˛#4C0893. ˜ e Project is located on North Williston Road, in Williston, VT. ˜ is Project

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1. Statutory parties: ˜ e municipality, the municipal planning commission, the regional planning commission, any adjacent municipality, municipal planning commission or regional planning commission if the project lands are located on a town boundary, and affected state agencies are entitled to party status.

2. Adjoining property owners and others: May participate as parties to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the ten criteria.

3. Non-party participants: ˜ e district commission, on its own motion or by petition, may allow others to participate in the hearing without being accorded party status.

If you wish further information regarding participation in this hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the address below before the date of the first hearing or prehearing. If you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify this office at least seven days prior to the above hearing date.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator

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Copies of the application and plans for this project are available for inspection by members of the public during regular working hours at the Williston Town Offices, the Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the District #4 Environmental Office. ˜ e application can also be viewed at the Natural Resources Board web site (www. nrb.state.vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number above.

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 12th day of August, 2016.

BY: /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel for Stephanie Monaghan District #4 Coordinator, Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5662 Stephanie.Monaghan@ vermont.gov

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0204-1B 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On August 15, 2016, New Horizons Enterprises, Inc., c/o Bob Fonseca, P.O. Box 646, Essex Junction, VT 05402 and Vermont Agency of Transportation, c/o Jeff Ramsey, 1 National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05633 filed application #4C0204-1B for a project generally described as relocation of the access drive for New Horizons Enterprises as part of the Vermont Agency of Transportation improvements at the Route 127˛/˛Route 2/7 intersection. ˜ e Project is located on Route 7 in Colchester, Vermont. ˜ e District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. ˜ e application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state.

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No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before September 9, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

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If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by September 9, 2016.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

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By: /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0697-2 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On August 10, 2016, Kimball & June Simmons, 55 Turtle Pond Road, Williston, VT 05495 and Lori Durleux, 79 Turtle Pond Road, Williston, VT 05495 filed application #4C0697-2 for a project generally described as the installation of stormwater appurtances in an existing pond and construction of an access road to upgrade the existing stormwater system for the Turtle Pond subdivision. ˛ e Project is located on Turtle Pond Road in Williston, Vermont. ˛ e District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. ˛ e application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0697-2”.

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No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before September 6, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

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you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by September 6, 2016.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 18th day of August, 2016.

By: /s/Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0887-1R-J 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On August 15, 2016, ˛ e Snyder Taft Corners, LLC, 4076 Shelburne Road, Suite 6, Shelburne, VT 05482 filed application #4C0887-1R-J for a project generally described as the construction of Buildings C5, C6 and C7 with related site improvements for a total of 27 new units at the Finney Crossing PUD. ˛ e Project is located on Holland Lane in Williston, Vermont.

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˛ e District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Williston Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. ˛ e application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0887-1R-J”.

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before September 9, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

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not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by September 9, 2016.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 18th day of August, 2016.

By: /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov

NOTICE OF FIRST PUBLIC HEARING ON PROPOSED CHARTER CHANGES Pursuant to the requirements of 17 V.S.A. Sec. 2645, a public hearing concerning proposed amendments to Article 19, section 48, subsection 58 of the Burlington City Charter will be held Monday, September 19, 2016 at 5:00 P.M. in Conference Room #12, City Hall, Burlington, VT. ˛ e following changes (deleted matter in brackets and strikeout and new matter underlined) are being proposed by the City Council: “Shall the Charter of the City of Burlington, Acts of 1949, No. 298 as amended be further amended to amend Article 19 Powers of City Council, Section 48, subsection 58 as follows: ARTICLE 19. POWERS OF CITY COUNCIL 48 Enumerated. ˛ e city council shall have power: (58) (A) To acquire and hold by lease, purchase, gift, condemnation under the provisions of sections 2805 through 2812, inclusive of Title 24 of the Vermont Statutes Annotated, as amended, or otherwise, and to maintain and operate within the limits of Chittenden County, a municipal parking lot or lots, and a municipal parking garage or garages, and any other municipal parking structure(s), and to alter, improve, extend, add to, construct, and reconstruct such lots or

garages, subject,6/6/16 how- 4:34 PM ever, to the provisions hereinafter contained in this subdivision. In exercising the foregoing power, and notwithstanding the preceding sentence, the city council shall not, except pursuant to subdivision (50) of this section and section 276 of this Charter, have authority to acquire any property outside the limits of the City of Burlington through the use of the power of eminent domain or condemnation. ˛ e city council shall not be exempt from the responsibility for securing all applicable permits from any community within Chittenden County outside the limits of Burlington in which it desires to construct a parking lot or garage.

Any parking lot or garage constructed by the city outside the corporate limits of Burlington shall be subject to the ad valorem property tax of the community in which it is located.

(B) ˛ e board of public works commissioners shall have general control, management and supervision of all municipal parking lots and garages. Said board shall have power to make regulations with respect to the use of all such municipal parking lots and garages, including reasonable terms, conditions and charges, and shall also have the power to regulate the parking, operation and speed of vehicles and pedestrian and vehicular traffic on the public highways of the city, including such ways,

SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS streets, alleys, lanes or effect notwithstanding other places as may be that the subject matter open to the public, to thereof shall be within erect, maintain and the jurisdiction of the operate coin-operated board of public works parking meters equipcommissioners, unless ment and systems and until such board for the regulations of shall, by regulation duly parking of vehicles, to adopted and published, govern and control the alter, amend or repeal erection of guideposts, the same. street signs and street safety devices on said (C) Said board shall highways, and to prealso from time to time scribe regulations and recommend to the city penalties for violation of council the acquisithe same in respect to tion or construction of all of said matters and to municipal parking lots remove and impound as or garages, and the city a public nuisance, at the council shall not authoexpense of the owner, rize such acquisition or any vehicle found parkconstruction without ing on a public highway such recommendation, or in a municipal parking nor shall the city council lot or garage in violation dispose of or lease to of any city ordinance others for operation any or any regulation heremunicipal parking lot under, and to prescribe or garage without the the terms and condirecommendation of said tions upon which the board. owner may redeem such vehicle from the pound, (D) All receipts from the which regulations, when operation or lease of published in the manner said municipal parking lots and garages shall be provided in section 49 kept by the city treasurer for the publication of in a separate fund, which ordinances, shall have shall not at the end of the force and effect of any fiscal ear become a ordinances of the city, part of the general fund and violations of which of the city under the shall be subject to the provisions of section 65 penalties provided in of this Charter, except as section 50 of this Charhereinafter provided to ter. All ordinances of the be known as the Parking city, and all regulations Facilities Fund and shall of the board of parking be used . Expenditures commissioners, in effect prior to July 1, 1959, shall from said fund may be authorized by said board remain full force and Usingin the enclosed math operations

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and operating said traffic meter insta lations or controlling or regulating traffic. At the close of each fiscal ear the city treasurer shall credit to the general fund of the city such portion of the balance of said fund, after the payment of operating expenses, as may be required to meet interest payments on any obligations issued for the purpose of acquiring, altering, improving, extending, adding to, constructing or reconstructing such parking lots or garages, and shall further credit to the sinking fund of the city such further portion of said balance as may be required to meet principal payments on any obligations issued for said purpose, provided, however, that any pledge, assignment or hypothecation of net revenues under paragraph (E) shall be complied with before making such credits.

lots or garages is not required, they shall cause rates and charges for the use of said lots and garages, or some of them, to be reduced.

(F) If the board of public works commissioners, Subject pursuant t o the provisions of paragraph (C) of this subdivision, has recommended the acquisition or construction of a new parking lot or garage, the city council may from time to time pledge, assign or otherwise hypothecate the net revenues from said lots or garages, after the payment of operating expenses, and may mortgage any part or all of said lots or garages, including personal property located therein, to secure the payment of the cost of purchasing, acquiring, leasing, altering, improving, extending, adding to, constructing or reconstructing said lots or garages, but the city council shall not pledge the credit of the city for any of said purposes except in accordance with the provisions of section 62 of this Charter.?”

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The fu l text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www. burlingtonvt.gov/pz PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE BURLINGTON COMPREHENSIVE DEVELOPMENT ORDINANCE Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. §4442 and §4444, notice is hereby given of a public hearing by the Burlington City Council to hear public comments on the following proposed amendments to the City of Burlington’s Comprehensive Development Ordinance (CDO): PROPOSED AMENDMENT: ZA-16-06 Animal Boarding/Kennel/Shelter in Downtown Zones The public hearing wi l take place on Monday, September 12, 2016 during the Regular City Council Meeting which begins at 7:00 pm in Contois Auditorium, on the second floor of Burlington City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington VT.

The fu l text of the Burlington Comprehensive Development Ordinance and the proposed amendments are available for review at the Department of Planning and Zoning, City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington Monday through Friday 8:00 a.m. to 4:30 p.m. or on the department’s website at www. burlingtonvt.gov/pz STATE OF VERMONT FRANKLIN UNIT, CIVIL DIVISION VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT DOCKET NO: 462-1114 FRCV U.S. BANK NATIONAL ASSOCIATION, AS TRUSTEE, SUCCESSOR-IN-INTEREST TO WACHOVIA BANK NA, AS TRUSTEE, FOR BAFC SALT 2005-1F v.

JACK RHODES A/K/A JACK F. RHODES AND LISA M. RHODES OCCUPANTS OF 2213 SAMPSONVILLE ROAD, ENOSBURG, VT MORTGAGEE’S NOTICE OF FORECLOSURE SALE OF REAL PROPERTY UNDER 12 V.S.A. sec 4952 et seq.

In accordance with the Judgment Order and Decree of Foreclosure entered January 13, 2016 in the above captioned action brought to foreclose that certain mortgage given by Jack Rhodes a/k/a Jack F. Rhodes and Lisa M. Rhodes to Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Merrimack Mortgage Company, Inc., dated September 21, 2005 and recorded in Book 105 Page 262 of the land records of the Town of Enosburg, of which mortgage the Plaintiff is the present holder by virtue of an Assignment of Mortgage from Mortgage Electronic Registration Systems, Inc., as nominee for Merrimack Mortgage Company, Inc. to U.S. Bank National Association, as Trustee, successor-in-interest to Wachovia Bank NA, as Trustee, for BAFC SALT 2005-1F dated Decem-

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/s/ David G. Douglas Signature of Fiduciary

To the creditors of Dale C. Sanderson late of Milton, VT.

David G. Douglas Executor/Administrator: PO Box 563 Clarksville, VA 23927 Dgdouglas80@gmail. com 804-357-3897

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Name of publication Seven Days Publication Date: 8/17/2016 8/24/2016 Address of Court: Chittenden Probate Division P.O. Box 511 175 Main Street Burlington, VT 05402 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT PROBATE DIVISION DOCKET NO. 1023-7-16CNPR In re estate of Rose Mary Graveline Late of Colchester, Vermont NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of Rose Mary Graveline of Colchester, VT.

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By: /s/ Edward D. Fitzpatrick, Esq. Bergeron Paradis & Fitzpatrick, LLP 34 Pearl Street, PO Box 174 Essex Junction, Vermont 05453

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Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing.

Proof of financing for the balance of the purchase, being a current commitment letter from a bank, mortgage company, or other lender licensed to business in the State of Vermont to be provided at the time of sale. ˜ e sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of Shelburne, Vermont.

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NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given to New England Federal Credit Union by Defendants Samantha Handler Cofino and Alfredo Acoy Cofino dated May 29, 2007, and recorded on May 31, 2007 at 9:30 a.m. at Volume 344, Page 723-741of the Land Records of

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TEN THOUSAND ($10,000.00) Dollars of the purchase price must be paid in cash, certified check, bank treasurer’s or cashier’s check at the time and place of the sale by the purchaser. ˜ e balance of the purchase price shall be paid in cash, certified check, bank treasurer’s or cashier’s check within thirty (30) days after the date of sale.

To Wit: Being all and the same lands and premises conveyed to Alfredo Acoy Cofino and Samantha Handler Cofino by Warranty Deed of Peta Gillian Senior and Sherry Ann Senior dated May29, 2007, of record in Volume 344 at Page 721 of the Town of Shelburne Land Records, and more particularly described in said mortgage.

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Reference is hereby made to the above instruments and to the records and references contained therein in further aid of this description. ° Terms°of°sale:°Said premises will be sold and conveyed subject to all liens, encumbrances, unpaid taxes, tax titles, municipal liens and assessments, if any, which take precedence over the said mortgage above described.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO.730-7-15 CNCV NEW ENGLAND FEDERAL CREDIT UNION Plaintiff v.

ALFREDO ACOY COFINO, SAMANTHA HANDLER COFINO, ALFREDO COFINO, AMERICAN EXPRESS BANK, FSB, CITIBANK (SOUTH DAKOTA), N.A., VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF TAXES, and Occupants residing at 52 Harbor Road, Shelburne, VT Defendants

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To wit: A triangular shaped parcel of land with buildings thereon, bounded substantially as follows, Northeasterly by land of the Central Vermont Railway Corporation; Southerly by the highway leading from Enosburg Falls to East Berkshire and Westerly by land now or formerly of W. Burns Garvin and wife.

Being a part of the land and premises conveyed to W.S. Judd and M.S. Judd, husband and wife,

by Warranty Deed dated October 14, 1950, which is recorded in Volume 45, Page 340 of the Enosburg Town Land Records.

Said property is commonly known as 2213 Sampsonville Road, Enosburg, VT.

DATED : August 10, 2016 By: /S/ Bozena Wysocki, Esq. Bozena Wysocki, Esq. Bendett and McHugh, PC 270 Farmington Ave., Ste. 151 Farmington, CT 06032

the Town of Shelburne, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 AM on September 30, 2016, at 52 Harbor Road, Shelburne, Vermont, all and singular the premises described in said mortgage:

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ber 23, 2013 and recorded in Book 125 Page 410 of the land records of the Town of Enosburg, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purpose of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 2213 Sampsonville Road, Enosburg, Vermont on September 20, 2016 at 12:00 p.m. all and singular the premises described in said mortgage,

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Being all and the sane land and premises conveyed to the Jack F. Rhodes and Lisa M. Rhodes by Warranty Deed of Doris M. Rhodes dated June 10, 1994 and recorded in Book 75, Page 504 of the Enosburg Town Land Records.

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Date: 8/22/2016 /s/ Linda V. Sanderson Signature of Fiduciary Linda V. Sanderson Executor/Administrator: 229 Mears Rd. Milton, VT 05468 Sand8687mittoa@ yahoo.com 802-999-3510 Name of publication Seven Days Publication Date: 8/31/16 & 9/7/2016 Address of Court: Chittenden County Probate Division P.O. Box 511 175 Main Street Burlington, VT 05402 THE CONTENTS OF STORAGE UNIT 0102428 LOCATED AT 28 ADAMS DR. OR 48 INDUSTRIAL DR., WILLISTON, VT 05495, WILL BE SOLD ON SEPTEMBER 8TH 2016 TO SATISFY THE DEBT OF JOSH AND BETHANY DUBOIS. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

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THE CONTENTS OF STORAGE UNIT 0200122 LOCATED AT 28 ADAMS DR. OR 48 INDUSTRIAL DR., WILLISTON, VT 05495, WILL BE SOLD ON SEPTEMBER 8TH 2016 TO SATISFY THE DEBT OF ASHLEY CAWLEY. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

THE SOUTH HERO FIRE DEPARTMENT HAS IDENTIFIED THE NEED FOR A FIRST RESPONDER SERVICE TO OPERATE IN SOUTH HERO, VT., AND IS APPLYING FOR A LICENSURE

BY THE VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH. ˜ e service proposes to begin operation on October 1, 2016 within the geographic boundaries of South Hero, Vt. In accordance with 24 V.S.A. Emergency Medical Services Statue, public comments are invited to be received by the Department by 09/07/2016. Address to send comments is: Vermont Department of Health, Emergency Medical Services Office, P.O. Box 70 Burlington, Vt. 05402-0070 TOWN OF WESTFORD DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD NOTICE OF PUBLIC HEARING Pursuant to 24 V.S.A. Chapter 117 and the Westford Land Use & Development Regulations, the Development Review Board will hold a public hearing at the Town Offices, VT Route 128, at 7:15 pm on Wednesday, September 14, 2016 in reference to the following: Final Plat for a 3-Lot, 2-Unit Subdivision– David & Lynn Gauthier Property (178 acres) on Brookside Road in the Village (V), Rural 10 (R10) and Water Resources Overlay (WRO) Zoning Districts. ˜ e Applicant seeks to create one single family dwelling lot for the existing dwelling, one single family dwelling building lot and one deferred development lot.

For information call the Town Offices at 8784587 Monday–Friday 8:30am–4:30pm.

Matt Wamsganz, Chairman Dated August 19, 2016

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ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS W/ DEBT? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Anonymous. Sat., 1011:30 a.m., Methodist Church at Buell & S. Winooski, Burlington.

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CELIAC & GLUTENFREE GROUP Every 2nd Wed., 4:30-6 p.m. at Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier.

Free & open to the public! To learn more, contact Lisa at 5989206 or lisamase@ gmail.com.

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS CoDA is a 12-step fellowship for people whose common purpose is to develop healthy & fulfilling relationships. By actively working the program of Codependents Anonymous, we can realize a new joy, acceptance & serenity in our lives. Call for time and location. Tom, 238-3587, coda.org.

COMING OFF PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATION MUTUAL SUPPORT GROUP ˜ rough sharing experiences and resources, this group will provide support to individuals interested in coming off psychiatric medications, those in the process of psychiatric medication withdrawal or anyone looking for a space to explore their choices around psychiatric medication use. ˜ e group is also open to those supporting an individual in psychiatric medication withdrawal. 5:15-6:15 p.m. every other Monday (beginning

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Contact:˝Cameron Mack cameron@ pathways vermont.org or 888 492 8218 x 404.

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DISCOVER THE POWER OF CHOICE! SMART Recovery welcomes anyone, including family and friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. It is a science-based program that encourages abstinence. Specially trained volunteer facilitators provide leadership.˝Sundays at 5 p.m. at the 1st Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington.˝Volunteer facilitator: Bert, 3998754.˝You can learn more at smartrecovery. org.

DOMESTIC & SEXUAL VIOLENCE WomenSafe offers free, confidential support groups in Middlebury for women who have experienced domestic or sexual violence. Art For Healing.˝ Six-week support group for people who have experienced domestic or sexual violence.

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FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THOSE EXPERIENCING MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS ˜ is support group is a dedicated meeting for family, friends and community members who are supporting a loved one through a mental health crisis.

Mental health crisis might include extreme states, psychosis, depression, anxiety and other types of distress. ˜ e group is a confidential space where family and friends can discuss shared experiences and receive support in an environment free of judgment and stigma with a trained facilitator. Weekly on Wednesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Downtown Burlington. Info: Jess Horner, LICSW, 866-218-8586.

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FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Families coping with addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults 18 & over struggling with the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one. FCA is not 12-step based but provides a forum for those living this experience to develop personal coping skills & draw strength from one another. Weekly on Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Turning Point Center, corner of Bank St., Burlington. (Across from parking garage, above bookstore). thdaub1@gmail.com.

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Please call for date and location. RSVP graspvt@gmail.com or call 310-3301.

INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS SUPPORT GROUP Interstitial cystitis (IC) is recurring pelvic pain, pressure or discomfort in the bladder & pelvic region & urinary frequency/urgency. ˜ is is often misdiagnosed & mistreated as a chronic bladder infection. If you have been diagnosed or have these symptoms, you are not alone. We are building a Vermontbased support group & welcome you to email bladderpainvt@gmail. com or call 899-4151 for more information.

G.Y.S.T. (GET YOUR STUFF TOGETHER) GYST creates a safe & empowering community for young men & youth in transition to come together with one commonality: learning to live life on life’s terms. Every Tue. & ˜ u., 4 p.m.

G.Y.S.T. PYNK (for young women) meets weekly on Wed., 4 p.m.

Location: North Central Vermont Recovery Center, 275 Brooklyn St., Morrisville. Info: Lisa, 851-8120.

GRIEF & RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP 1st & 3rd Wed. of every mo., 7-8 p.m., Franklin County Home Health Agency (FCHHA), 3 Home Health Cir., St. Albans. 527-7531.

HEARING VOICES GROUP ˜ is Hearing Voices Group seeks to find understanding of voice hearing experiences as real lived experiences which may happen to anyone at anytime.˝ We choose to share experiences, support, and empathy.˝ We choose to validate anyone’s experience and stories about their experience as their own, as being an honest and accurate representation of their experience, and as being acceptable exactly as they are. Weekly on Tuesday, 2-3 p.m. ˜ e Wellness Co-op, 279 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 888492-8218 x303, abby@ pathwaysvermont.org.

HELLENBACH CANCER SUPPORT Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107.

People living with cancer & their caretakers convene for support.

KINDRED CONNECTIONS PROGRAM OFFERED FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY CANCER SURVIVORS ˜ e Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients as well as caregivers are provided with a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. ˜ e program has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers.

For further info, please contact sherry. rhynard@gmail.com.

LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship, dating, emotional &/ or hate violence. ˜ ese groups give survivors a safe & supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, & offer & receive support.

Support groups also provide survivors an opportunity to gain

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information on how to better cope with feelings & experiences that surface because of the trauma they have experienced.

Please call SafeSpace 863-0003 if you are interested in joining.

MALE SURVIVOR OF VIOLENCE GROUP A monthly, closed group for male identified survivors of violence including relationship, sexual assault, and discrimination.˝Open to all sexual orientations.

Contact 863-0003 for more information or safespace@pridecentervt.org.

MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS Do you have a problem with marijuana? MA is a free 12-step program where addicts help other addicts to get & stay clean. Ongoing Tue. at 6:30 p.m. and Sat. at 2 p.m. at Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., suite 200, Burlington. 861-3150.

MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP Area Myeloma Survivors, Families and Caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies and a support network by participating in the group experience with people that have been though similar situations. ˜ ird Tuesday of the month, 5-6 p.m. at the New Hope Lodge on East Avenue in Burlington. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@aol.com.

NAMI CONNECTION RECOVERY PEER SUPPORT GROUP Bennington, every Tue., 12-1:30 p.m., CRT Center, United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St.; Burlington, every ˜ u., 3-4:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St. (enter from parking lot); Rutland, every Sun., 4:30-6 p.m., Rutland Mental Health Wellness Center, 78 S. Main St.; St. Johnsbury, every ˜ u., 6:30-8 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 47 Cherry St. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, program@ namivt.org or 800639-6480. Connection groups are peer recovery support group programs for adults living with mental health challenges.

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BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS AND PREGNANT WOMEN Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But, it can also be a time of stress that is often compounded by hormonal swings.

If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth and feel you need some help with managing emotional bumps in the road that can come with motherhood, please come to this free support group lead by an experienced pediatric Registered Nurse. Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets the 3rd˝˜ u. of the mo. at the Unitarian Church ramp entrance, 1:30-2:30 p.m. St. Johnsbury support group meets the 3rd Wed. montly at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., 1:00-2:30 p.m.˝ Colchester˝ Evening support group meets the 1st Wed. monthly at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Brattleboro meets at Brooks Memorial Library on the 1st ˜ u. monthly from 1:15-3:15 p.m. and the 3rd Mon. montly from 4:15-6:15 p.m. White River Jct. meets the 2nd Fri. montly at Bugbee Sr. Ctr. from 3-4:30 p.m.

Call our helpline at 877-856-1772.

CELEBRATE RECOVERY Overcome any hurt, habit or hangup in your life! ˜ is confidential 12-Step recovery program puts faith in Jesus Christ at the heart of healing. We offer multiple support groups for both men & women, such as chemical dependency, codependency, sexual addiction & pornography, food issues, & overcoming abuse. All 18+ are welcome; sorry, no childcare. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.; we begin at 7 p.m. Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Rd., Essex. Info: recovery@essexalliance.org, 878-8213.

Open 24/7/365.

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ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP ˜ is caregivers support group meets on the 3rd Wed. of every mo. from 5-6:30 p.m. at the Alzheimer’s

ALZHEIMER’S DISEASE & DEMENTIA SUPPORT GROUP Held the last Tue. of every mo., 5:30-7:30 p.m., at Birchwood Terr., Burlington. Info, Kim, 863-6384.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., St. Johnsbury. ˜ e support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury.

It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confi dential environment.

Info, Tom Younkman, tyounkman@vcil.org, 800-639-1522.

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ALTERNATIVES TO SUICIDE Alternatives to Suicide is a safe space where the subject of suicide can be discussed freely, without judgment or stigma. ˜ e group is facilitated by individuals who have themselves experienced suicidal thoughts/feelings.

Fletcher Free Library, 235 College St., Burlington. Group meets weekly on ˜ ursdays, 1-2:30 p.m. Info: makenzy@ pathwaysvermont.org, 888-492-8218 x300.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION TELEPHONE SUPPORT GROUP 1st Monday monthly, 3-4:30 p.m.

Pre-registration is required (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline 800-272-3900 for more information.

BEREAVEMENT/GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Meets every other Mon. night, 6-7:30 p.m., & every other Wed., 10-11:30 a.m., in the Conference Center at Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. ˜ e group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. ˜ ere is no fee. Info, Ginny Fry or Jean Semprebon, 223-1878.

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ALL CANCER SURVIVORS Join the wellness classes at Survivorship NOW, created by cancer survivors for survivors of all cancers. Benefi ts from lively programs designed to engage and empower cancer survivors in our community. Email: info@ survivorshipnowvt.org.

Call Chantal, 777-1126, survivorshipnowvt.org.

Association Main Office, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Suite 128, Williston.

Support groups meet to provide assistance and information on Alzheimer’s disease and related dementias. ˜ ey emphasize shared experiences, emotional support, and coping techniques in care for a person living with Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free and open to the public. Families, caregivers, and friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm date and time. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900.

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Cambridge After-School Program

STAFF Monday – Friday 2:00 – 5:30 p.m. Preferred candidates will have a minimum of 2 years experience working with groups of school aged children in a social setting and be versed in a variety of activities to offer for the afternoon. Staff must be able to work in a high energy setting, multi-task, and be creative and active. Pay based on experience/ education, $10-$14.

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Contact 644- 8888 for further information.

Sous Chefs | Kitchen Positions Waterworks Food + Drink is currently looking for hard working, ambitious, and dedicated cooks. Competitive pay, bonus structure, and benefits included. Full and part time availability. Very organized, clean, educational and professional environment, with room to grow.

Seeking flatbreads, line, and cold station cooks.

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Are you an enthusiastic game changer with a passion for public media and fundraising? The VP for Development plays a critical role in generating and maintaining revenue and relationships for Vermont PBS. The VP will foster a culture of philanthropy by expanding the relationships between donors/supporters and the organization. The VP will also develop and pursue funding strategies to support the initiatives of the organization.

Vermont PBS, with a fifty-year institutional history of being Vermont’s only statewide television network, is embarking on a renewal and expansion of its service to the region as the heart of the broader community.

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in service, convenience, and simplicity. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website, www.nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

For more information please visit vermontpbs.org/careers.

Please respond with cover letter and resume as soon as possible to: Vermont PBS Attn: HR Dept. 2 204 Ethan Allen Avenue Colchester, VT 05446 or: hresources@vermontpbs.org

Part-Time ATM/Mail Courier Part-time hours (Wednesday 10:00am-4:00pm, Thursday and Friday 7:00am-4:00pm)

Part-time opportunity exists for a Courier at NEFCU. Responsibilities will include supporting the daily function of the Company’s internal/external mail distribution and postage machine operations as well as ATM servicing. Position will also provide back-up for ATM deposit processing and therefore must have an aptitude for numbers. Successful candidates must have good organizational skills, be attentive to details, and have knowledge of MS Office. Must be able to lift up to 50 pounds, have the ability to perform tasks while standing for extended periods of time and carry a valid driver’s license.

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Successful candidates for this position will provide friendly, fast and accurate service to members. The ability to explain our various products and services as well as the ability to recognize and suggest solutions to our members will be necessary.

This position requires standing and/or sitting at a computerized work station. Off-site parking is required, shuttle transportation is provided. Daily member interactions include cash handling and processing of all member transactions. Extensive keyboarding and the ability to use multiple system applications are required. This position requires occasional lifting of coins and cash, up to 20 pounds.

Qualified applicants should submit a complete resume and cover via nefcu.com illustrating reasons for interest and further qualification.

NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10 percent. More than 96 percent of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2015 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter and salary history to hr@nefcu.com.

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Food Service Worker & Line Chef ▪ The Food Service Worker is responsible for food production, food portioning, delivering trays to patients and working the retail section of the cafes. Must have at least one year of work experience in a customer service setting. Experience in food service strongly preferred.

▪ The Line Chef must have at least one year of experience in quantity food preparation. Experience in a lead role preferred.

▪ Full-time, part-time and per diem positions available. We offer a competitive wage, excellent benefits including health insurance, paid time off, retirement plans and tuition reimbursement.

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DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH JobVERMONT Description: Experienced professional sought to vendor lead themanagement Vermont Department of Tourism We are seeking an IT Project Manager with proven experience.

This is an Tourism & Marketing: Director of Communications & Marketing’s public and trade relations efforts. This mission-critical position opportunity to do work that matters.

You will be engaged in projects that seek to provide public is designed to generate positive tourism-related coverage of Vermont in the Job Description: health professionals the IT systems they need to pursue critical efforts to protect and improve national professional and international marketplace.

The Director of Communications is lead the of Tourism the health Experienced of Vermonters.

This besought done intosupport of Vermont the broadDepartment range of program areas that responsible for will the development and implementation of a proactive business & Marketing’s public and trade relations efforts. This mission-critical position are the business of publicplan health – from with environmental health to emergency preparedness, outreach consistent the goals and mission of the Department of is designed toand generate positive tourism-related coverage of Vermont in the Tourism Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications disease prevention, health promotion, epidemiology and vital statistics.

Your primary duties national international marketplace.

The Director of Communications is via and social networking tools.

This portion position responsible for allproject tourismportfolio media will include oversight and management of that ofisthe Department’s responsible forin-state the development and implementation of a proactive business relations and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted that involves external/vendor solutions.

Additionally, you mission will workofwith IT Managers outreach planstory consistent the goals and the other Department of to tourism ideas towith regional and national media; development of press coordinateTourism management of the Department’s overall project portfolio and will provide and Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; project and management to for in-house projects asposition needed. will create, execute, review, and revise via support social networking tools.

This isYou responsible for all tourism media support Vermont’s international public relations initiatives.

The Director project work plans scope, schedule and cost.

You will have responsibility building relations in-state and out-of-state; press development; pitching targeted willincluding also collaborate with the Agency ofrelease Commerce executive team in for the development offor a proactive travel trade and business recruitment tourism story ideas to regional and national media; development of plan. pressThis project management capacity the Department’s IT division, developing standards, monitoring position will report theresources.

Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing. trips andto itineraries; management of media contact lists; and as adherencefamiliarization to standards, and managing You will supervise both project managers support for Vermont’s publicisrelations Director PMP well as other Department IT staff.international Work with vendors currentlyinitiatives. managed The via traditional Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills;team havein a BA will also collaborate the Agency of Commerce the in methods. Most internal projectswith arerelated managed via Agile Scrum. executive Public Relations or field; have a minimum of recruitment five years of relevant work development of a proactive travel trade and business plan. This experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. position will report to the Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing.

For more information, contact Tim Berry at 802-652-2096 or tim.berry@vermont.gov.

Reference job posting #619819 Burlington – Fulloftime/Limited service, Application Resume, writing samples and a minimum three references should be Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in deadline September 11, of 2016. submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency Commerce and Community

PublicDevelopment, Relations or One related field;Life have a minimum of fiVT ve 05620-0501. years of relevant work National Drive, Montpelier, In- and out-ofexperience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. state travel will be required.

Salary range: $45,000 $50,000.

The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package. To apply, use the online job application at humanresources.vermont.gov/careers or contact the Department of Human Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three references should be Resources submitted Division, Recruitment Services at (800) 640-1657 (voice) and or 800-253-0191 to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce Community (TTY/ Relay Service).

Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501. In- and out-ofstate travel will be required. Salary range: $45,000 - $50,000.

The State of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Peer Advocate

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Vermont Psychiatric Survivors, Vermont’s oldest and largest mutual support and civil rights advocacy organization run by and for psychiatric survivors, is seeking to hire a full-time Peer Advocate to work in our Rutland office.

Using a peer support approach, Peer Advocates use their lived experience and training to advocate on behalf of and with individuals who have been marginalized by psychiatric labels so that they may lead full and satisfying lives of their own design. Peer support is a non-judgmental, values-driven approach that promotes multiple perspectives, advocates for human rights and dignity, and focuses on genuine, mutual relationships.

Duties include building authentic relationships with individuals who come to Vermont Psychiatric Survivors for advocacy and/or peer support; helping individuals identify and access community services and support networks; advocating on behalf of and with individuals regarding their expressed interests and preferences; and documenting and collecting data to track outcomes and produce reports that describe outcomes. A complete job description can be found at www.vermontpsychiatricsurvivors.org/jobs.

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Excellent interpersonal skills, the ability to maintain confidences, strong oral and written communication skills, computer literacy, including fluency with Microsoft Excel and Word, lived experience thriving with mental/ emotional challenges, a willingness to publicly acknowledge and share personal experiences, and a passion for social justice and knowledge of social justice movements and deep personal commitment to their values are required. The position requires a valid driver’s license, and a registered and insured vehicle. Experience with Intentional Peer Support and Wellness Recovery Action Planning is preferred but we will train the right candidate.

Salary depends on experience; minimum is $15.50/hour, plus health, dental and life insurance; personal, vacation and sick leave; and 14 paid holidays annually.

Wilda L. White, Executive Director To apply, mail, fax or email cover letter Vermont Psychiatric Survivors, Inc. 128 Merchants Row, Suite 606 and resume to: Rutland, VT 05701-5912 Untitled-2 1

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FULL TIME: Monday through Thursday $12.00 to $13.00 per hour Full benefits EEO MILITARY FRIENDLY

Engaging minds that change the world Seeking a position with a quality employer? Consider The University of Vermont, a stimulating and diverse workplace. We offer a comprehensive benefit package including tuition remission for on-going, full-time positions. These openings and others are updated daily.

Physical Plant Operating Engineers - Central Heating Plant - #S434PO & #S435PO - Operate, repair and maintain Central Heating Plant and its associated equipment in a safe and efficient manner. Manage, program and update the Building Automation Control Systems (Honeywell and Johnson). Coordinate with Facilities Scheduling and other Campus users to ensure proper system programming and schedule updates to meet the campus needs. Dispatch mechanics in response to critical and noncritical system alarms, contact building occupants to determine proper, updated building operations to ensure maximum energy conservation. Communicate with a variety of University personnel to effectively and efficiently manage the utility resources. Access information utilizing appropriate desktop applications.

Promote a work place that encourages safety within the Shop and field. May operate University vehicle. This position reports to a Facilities Trades Supervisor and requires active engagement in learning and practicing principles of social justice and inclusion, environmental sustainability and delivering great customer service experiences.

High School Diploma; 3 years of heating and/or cooling plant operation and maintenance experience; ability to obtain Fuel Oil Burning Equipment Installer (Limited) and a Natural Gas Certification within 6 months; 3 years of computer software experience; Building Automation Management Systems experience; vocational building trades training experience; and Effective verbal communication skills.

Must have the ability to demonstrate an ongoing commitment to workplace diversity, sustainability and delivering exceptional value and great experience to customers.

The University is especially interested in candidates who can contribute to the diversity and excellence of the institution. Applicants are encouraged to include in their cover letter information about how they will further this goal.

UVM Posting S434PO is a second shift position (3pm to 11pm - Mon, Tues, Fri, Sat, Sun) and UVM Posting S435PO is a first shift position (7am to 3pm - Mon, Tues, Fri, Sat, Sun), both positions include weekend work hours.

Information Technology Professional - Center for Academic Success #S831PO - The Information Technology Professional manages IT and instructional design activity, and supports new media integration for the Center for Academic Success, serving 6 university-wide programs (ACCESS/Disability Services, Advising Center, First Year Experience, Orientation, TRIO/SSS and Upward Bound, Tutoring Center). The position performs relational database design/maintenance for multiple systems (ACCESS disability services, campus-wide tutoring, TRIO/SSS), the implementation of a new Orientation Customer Relations Management system (CRM), development of Learning Management System (LMS) support for a new FYE course, as well as new media strategies and designing technical solutions that use multiple UVM IT resources. This position serves as an advocate and consultant for Universal Design in technology. As an integral part of the overall Center for Academic Success team, the IT Professional is supervised by the Director of CFAS and helps create and carry out the mission of the Center for Academic Success, which includes a commitment to multicultural competence and creating programs and services that meet the needs of a diverse student body.

A Bachelor’s degree in a technology field and one to three years of related experience required. Network, software, and hardware experience, including desktop technology skills on Mac and PCs; technology systems trouble-shooting and problem solving skills required. Demonstrated competence in assessing needs and matching them with available adaptive and standard technology to a diverse pool of users.

Database management, reporting and web development skills required. Analytical and organizational abilities. Experience in customer service or teaching required.

Ability to work independently and a commitment to diversity and improving access to education and educational success for students from all backgrounds. Hiring salary budgeted at low end to mid pay band.

For further information on these positions and others currently available, or to apply online, please visit our website at: www.uvmjobs.com; Job Hotline #802-656-2248; telephone #802-656-3150. Applicants must apply for positions electronically.

Paper resumes are not accepted. Job positions are updated daily.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women, veterans, individuals with disabilities and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

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WAREHOUSE MANAGER The Warehouse Manager supports SunCommon’s mission as a member of the Operations Team. The Warehouse Manager directs all activities in the facility necessary to operate and support an efficient warehouse, instrumental in delivering a satisfying experience for SunCommon’s customers. This person will perform a variety of management, administrative and physical functions to ensure the timely and accurate loading and unloading of commodities that transit the warehouse. This position will collaboratively work with the team to ensure operational efficiency, safety, and controls are maintained within the warehouse.

MENTAL HEALTH AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE SERVICES Security Officer

Responsible for providing ongoing oversight to patient behavior at one of the Medication Assisted Treatment sites to ensure a safe environment and efficient dosing procedure. Ensure patients are adhering to clinic policy. Appropriate intervention would be necessary.

Skills required: good judgement, decision making, setting boundaries, problem solving, being respectful and set limits without being authoritarian.

Behaviors required: monitor patient behavior, appropriate interactive skills, and professional appearance. Full-time position with a schedule of Monday-Friday from 5:30 a.m. to 1:30 p.m. Job ID#3459

This is a new position at SunCommon. We’re looking for someone who can quickly adapt to the solar industry and be able to make informed decisions on product changes and issues that arise in the installation process. The Warehouse Manager will be the first point of contact for installation crews, and will be able to act quickly and provide competent solutions with the ultimate goal of serving our customers with excellence.

Case Manager, Safe Recovery

Provide case management and specialized intervention services to people who inject drugs, or who are at high risk of injection drug use. This includes assessment, service coordination, risk reduction knowledge and skill development. Minimum of high school diploma required. Hiring rate is $15 per hour. Job ID# 3340

Community Outreach Worker

For a full job description and application instructions, visit suncommon.com/work-at-suncommon/

The candidate’s primary responsibility is the delivery of street based outreach services to persons who are homeless and/or with psychiatric disabilities and/or with substance abuse/intervention needs. This is a 30-hour, benefits-eligible position with a Monday to Friday schedule. Hiring rate is $15 per hour. Job ID# 3389

TO APPLY:

Formatted in PDF, send a cover letter (indicating what attracts you to this adventure and what you would bring to it) along with your resume to HR@SUNCOMMON.COM.

Residential Counselor, Spruce Street

Seeking energetic and professional individual to provide a safe environment for adults with mental health challenges living in a residential setting. Work with residents in establishing and reaching goals aimed at independent living. Help develop coping and symptom management skills. Must have ability to exercise sound judgment and to be compassionate and respectful. Bachelor’s degree required; human services experience desirable. Weekly 40 hours (including one asleep overnight). Starting pay is $15 per hour. Job ID# 3420

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Residential Counselor, Shelter Plus

Seeking energetic and professional individual to provide a safe environment for adults with mental health challenges living in a residential setting. Work with residents in establishing and reaching goals aimed at independent living. Help develop coping and symptom management skills. Must have ability to exercise sound judgement and to be compassionate and respectful. Bachelor’s degree required; human services experience desirable. Weekly 40 hours (including one asleep overnight). Starting pay is $15 per hour. Job ID# 3425

Per Diem Nurse – Homecare HOME CARE AIDES - IMMEDIATE OPENINGS Looking for change?

ALL SHIFTS: DAYS/EVENINGS/WEEKENDS The Rutland Area VNA & Hospice, a nationally recognized Onehealthcare of the Top-Performing Home Health 4 Work 1/2 Starfor Home agency, is looking for a registered inhomecare the U.S. program. nurse perAgencies diem in our AsVNA a per diem nurse of at RAVNAH, you will enjoy a regularof and Hospice the Southwest Region, consisting The that will work around yourArea availability, and offer Bennington, Dorset and Rutland VNAs and Hospice, theschedule you an work with a teamNursing of dedicated, foropportunity Home Careto Aides (Licensed Assistants is looking compassionate nurses, therapists and other clinical staff. and Personal Care Attendants) to work throughout Rutland The ideal have aofdesire to learnCounty. the exciting andcandidate in selectwill sections Bennington As a County and challenging world of home health nursing. member of our team, you will be part of a group of home New grads are welcome to apply as there is extensive training health care professionals who deliver specialized one-onprior to working independently. Ask us about our per diem one care tobenefit patients in their homes. package.

For more information or to applycontact e-mail or callSnyder Harry at Snyder For more information please Harry hlsnyder@ravnah.org; (802) 770-1510.

(802)at770-1510 or email at hlsnyder@ravnah.org RAVNAH equal opportunity opportunity employer (EOE) RAVNAH is isananequal employer EOE.

CHILDREN, YOUTH & FAMILY SERVICES Howard Center’s School Services Program currently has several full- and part-time School Services Clinician positions open throughout Chittenden County. Our program has long-standing partnerships with schools and uses a clinical social work model to offer therapeutic and case management services for students, families and teams. Strong supervisory support is a top priority for the leadership team.

Applicants must have backgrounds in social work, psychology, or mental health counseling and must be licensed or mental-health license eligible.

If you are interested in learning more, please apply through the Careers website.

For more information, please visit howardcentercareers.org.

Howard Center offers an excellent benefits package including health, dental, and life insurance, as well as generous paid time off for all regular positions scheduled 20-plus-hours-per-week.

Applicants needing assistance or an accommodation in completing the online application should feel free to contact Human Resources at 488-6950 or hrhelpdesk@howardcenter.org.

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MILTON FAMILY COMMUNITY CENTER JOB OPENINGS

Milton After School Kids (MASK) Program Coordinator Milton Family Community Center is seeking qualified We arefor a local candidates for a full-time Program Coordinator the non-profit Milton health center After School Kids (MASK) licensedcommunity school agemental care program. providing a and variety of mental This position is responsible for the coordination daily health and substance management of the MASK program, in accordance with theabuse services to Candidates Orange County State of Vermont child care licensing regulations. and the Upper Valley must be able to manage program administrative duties, plan Locations and provide daily activities for up to 59 children agesin5Randolph, to 12 Bradford, Chelsea and Wilder yrs, and provide direct supervision to a team of 6 – 8 assistant People Helping People teachers and program aides. Minimum requirement: BA or BS in relatedClinician: field plus The at least 1 yr. direct Access primary focus work of thisexperience position iswith assist school age children.

Benefits include paid vacation time, paid individuals, couples and families, to gain access to mental health, sick time, paid holidays, and access to employer supported substance abuse and other related services. This position will health insurance. Interested candidates must submit cover involveresume, gathering information from references a wide arrayimmediately. of referral sources, letter, and three written scheduling and conducting clinical assessments, designing Applications accepted until position filled.

Clara Martin Center

Healthcare Data Analyst POSITION: 1557693

The data analyst will be part of our HPE Medicaid analytics team located in Williston, VT. The analyst will be responsible for supporting the reporting and data analysis needs for both HPE and Vermont client Medicaid operations. Experience is desired with medical claims billing data or clinical healthcare data, with statistical reporting techniques, and with query and data preparation tools including SQL, Excel, SAP Business Objects, SPSS, or similar.

Accounts Payable/Receivable Specialist POSITION: 1549459

treatment plans, and conducting therapy, supportive counseling, jhayes@miltonfamilycenter.org emergency services, case Hayes, management and referrals to other MFCC – Attn: Jennifer MFCC Child Care Director services as indicated.

P.O. Box 619 Milton, VT 05468

This M.A. level position (licenseEOE preferred) works as a part of our centralized access team, and interfaces with all other agency programs to assist clients in linking to needed resources. Our Access Clinicians are exposed to Central a wide range of non-profit clinical Vermont Substance Abuse1:03 PM We are a local 5V-MiltonFamilyCommunityCenter082416.indd 1 8/19/16 Services is a nonprofit o ganization community healthabuse center presentations and a variety of mental health andmental substance located inaBerlin, VT,ofproviding providing variety mental issues. This position will be based out of our Wilder VT office substance abuse services towith central health and substance abuse Vermont residents. The range of some travel to our Bradford office required.

Clara Martin Case Managers: Our Case managers provide assistance in Center obtaining treatment, employment, independent living, appropriate

services to Orange County services provided includes outpatient, and the Upper Valley intensive outpatient intervention, education, Locations prevention,inintervention, Randolph, and treatment services. We have the Bradford, Chelsea and Wilder following positions available: behavior in the school/community environment to chronically People Helping People

Call Center Representative POSITION: 1540613

Customer service professional responsible for answering claims-related questions from physicians, hospitals, and other medical providers that participate in Vermont Medicaid.

Two years or more of previous customer service experience preferred. Excellent verbal presentation skills required. Previous medical or medical billing experience is a plus, but not necessary.

Call Center Lead POSITION: 1523859

The job description of a call center lead involves overseeing a group of agents as they assist customers on the phone or via email. The supervisor handles customers with unusual requests or customers who are unhappy with products, services or the efforts of the agent. A call center lead spends time on the call floor with agents and is available to agents for assistance at all times.

Go to hpe.com/jobs and enter the specific position number to see the full job description and to apply.

Services at Hewlett Packard Enterprise Ready to unleash your professional potential as a member of our Health and Life Sciences team? You’ll use your experience and knowledge to provide technical services and to develop IT business solutions, for State of Vermont and for other clients.

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mentally ill adults, severely emotionally disturbed children and HUB &The Substance Clinicians Access Clinician: primary of this position is assist adolescents, and adolescents withfocus substance abuse problems.

We Hub Clinicians: Bachelor or Master’s level clinician position working with as a individuals, andCase families, to gainfor access mentaladults health, are currentlycouples seeking Managers our to Transitional Age part of our Hub & Spoke medication assisted therapy (MAT) program. This position will substance abuse and other related services.

This positionin will Youth, Reach Up,and JOBS and Community Outreach programs focus on access to care providing a bridge from the MAT program to referralsthe to the involve gathering information from a wide array of referral sources, Randolph and Bradford areas.

B.A. required. treatment service options. Work will involve assessments, group & individual therapy, scheduling and conducting clinical assessments, designing case management as well ascurrently coordination withseveral the Department ofLevel Corrections.

MA Clinicians: We have Master Clinician treatment plans,working and with conducting therapy,from supportive Previous experience people in recovery addictions iscounseling, preferable. A positions available for our Bradford, Wilder and Randolph emergency caseVermont management and referrals other LADC is preferred.services, Based at Central Addictive Medicine (CVAM) into Berlin, the locations.as indicated.

This Clinician provides outpatient psychotherapy, services working hours are roughly 6:00 a.m. to 2:00 p.m. supportive counseling, case consultation, case management, and Substance Abuse Clinician: Master’ s leveloutpatient clinical positions (LADCinpreferred) providing This M.A. level position preferred) works as the a part of our assessment services on(license an basis office & outpatient counseling to adults, adolescents and families dealing with substance abuse centralized access team, and interfaces with all other agency community. Duties include conducting clinical assessments, related issues. Treatment modalities provided using group, individual and/or couples programs clientsmay inbelinking resources.

Our formulatingto assist diagnosis, and makingto needed recommendations for counseling and includes work in our Intensive Out-Patient Treatment program.

Access exposed a wide range of clinical treatment.Clinicians Master’s are degree and/or to license/certification (preferred) presentations a variety of field. mental and substance abuse who and are interested in being partCounseling ofhealth a dynamic team are encouraged to inIndividuals Psychology and/or related experience with a apply.

Flexibility, dependability, strong communication, organizational skills, and issues.

This position will be based out of our Wilder VT office with wide variety of individuals and circumstances preferred.the abilitytravel to be ato team areand essential.

We offerskills a flexible package, 403b some ourplayer Bradford office required.

Assessment, diagnostic, counseling arebenefit essential. retirement match and generous time off policy.

Case Managers: Our Case Send yourmanagers resume toprovide assistance in obtaining treatment, living, appropriate Rachel Yeager, HRemployment, Coordinatorindependent • ryeager@claramartin.org behavior the Center school/community Clara in Martin • PO Box Genvironment • Randolph,to VTchronically 05060 mentally ill adults, severely emotionally disturbed children and Find other open positions at www.claramartin.org adolescents, and adolescents with substance abuse problems. We are currently seeking Case Managers for our Transitional Age

The AP/AR Specialist is responsible for supporting the financial team in completing accounting processes for Vermont Medicaid. This position will have responsibilities in the Accounts Payable as well as Accounts Receivable function. They will be responsible for reviewing and completing daily transactions, invoicing, reconciliations and client and Medicaid Provider communication in an accurate and timely manner. This position requires communication at various levels across the organization.

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Service Opportunity

Vermont Family Network’s mission is to empower and support all Vermont families of children with special needs. VFN has openings for the following positions:

Family Resource Coordinator

MAKE A DIFFERENCE IN PEOPLES LIVES!

Family Resource Coordinators assist in the development and coordination of early intervention service plans, conduct home visits, and communicate with multiple agencies and school districts.

Experience parenting a child with special needs and knowledge of family-centered care, early childhood development, community resources for families with young children, and strong communication skills necessary.

2 Full time AmeriCorps positions with a National Leader in Affordable Housing Champlain Housing Trust’s HomeOwnership Center, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, is seeking a Home Education Coordinator and Shared Equity Coordinator. These dynamic 11+ month positions require a Bachelors degree or related work experience, proficient computer and writing skills, and a commitment to community service. Experience in housing, teaching, or lending is a plus. Positions start September 12, 2016. Applications will be accepted until the positions are filled.

Developmental Educator

Developmental Educators develop and implement specialized instruction for families of infants and toddlers with special health and developmental needs in Chittenden County; collaborate with interdisciplinary team of health, education, and social services professionals. Bachelor’s degree in Early Childhood Special Education and experience providing developmental services to children under the age of three with special health needs required.

To apply, please submit resume and cover letter to HR@vtfn.org or Vermont Family Network,

Visit www.vhcb.org/americorps for more info and an application. Questions? Contact Barbara or Jaclyn at 862-6244 or Toll-free 877-274-7431.

600 Blair Park, Suite 240, Williston, VT05495.

EOE

EQUAL OPPORTUNIT Y EMPLOYER - COMMIT TED TO A DIVERSE WORKPLACE.

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EMERGENCY SCREENER Washington County Mental Health Services is seeking an experienced professional to work as a member of its Emergency Services team, providing crisis intervention services for individuals and their families as an Emergency Screener. The position requires three 12 hour shifts per week, including nights and weekends. The primary work site is the WCMHS site Building C in Berlin, but outreach visits to all parts of Washington County and sections of Orange County are expected. This is a full-time, 40-hour per week position, with generous benefits.

To be considered, applicants must have a BA or higher degree and 3-5 years’ experience in mental health services with a diverse population (Master’s degree preferred). Also required are a reliable, insured vehicle available for work use, and a valid driver’s license with an excellent driving record.

Apply online or send your resume to personnel@wcmhs.org or Personnel, PO Box 647, Montpelier, VT 05601.

Software/Database Developer

CSL Software Solutions is offering exceptional opportunities for entry level and experienced applicants including an outstanding working environment and freedom to grow. CSL is an innovative, growing software company. We are looking for exceptional Software developers with database skills.

Ideal experience/skills •

Knowledgeable in SQL, preferably Microsoft Transact-SQL Server 2012.

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Experience creating and maintaining database tables, views, functions, and stored procedures.

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Ability to work collaboratively on data-driven web applications for all browsers and devices using Javascript, ASP.NET, or C#.

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Ability to maintain detailed and accurate technical specifications and user guides.

CSL offers a competitive salary and employee benefits package, including: •

Generous vacation time

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401K and Health Plan

If you think you’ve got what it takes, email your cover letter and resume to: The Director of HR at jobs@csl-us.com Website: csl-us.com

Equal Opportunity Employer

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AmeriCorps Program AmeriCorps positions in locations around the state serving with non-profit organizations • environmental education • home buyer education • environmental stewardship • energy conservation • homeless assistance

• SERVE • EXPERIENCE • LEAD Apply now! vhcb.org/americorps

The successful candidate will possess an awareness of mental health, developmental disabilities, and social services systems. Required knowledge, skills and abilities for the position include: the ability to work effectively in various settings (i.e. emergency rooms, mental health inpatient units, police stations, courts, schools and homes); the ability to perform risk assessments and make appropriate referrals; sound decision making skills in high-stress environments; excellent written and oral communication skills; the ability to work with peer networks; and clinical skills at the level which, after 6 months in the screener position, the supervisory team feels the screener can be recommended to the state of Vermont for Qualified Mental Health Professional status.

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COURT OPERATIONS MANAGER Part-Time Senior

Accountant

15 HOURS PER WEEK POSITION

Located in Barre, this position requires managerial, administrative, financial, budgeting and public relations work. Responsibilities also include planning, organizing, staffing, and evaluating the functions of teams ranging from 5 to 15 employees. The ideal candidate will have the personal qualities of integrity, energy and a strong preference for collaborative problem-solving. Job code: 16046

Controller Reporting to the Chief Financial Officer and Vice President for Administration, the Controller is responsible for maintaining the accuracy and transparency of the college’s accounting records and timely reporting to senior management and other constituents. The Controller directs and oversees the operations of the Bursar’s Office, unrestricted and restricted accounting, finance systems management, payroll, accounts payable, investments, and accounts receivable. Other responsibilities include audit preparation, cash management, tax return preparation, bank reporting and budgeting and analysis as needed.

MINIMUM QUALIFICATIONS: Join a remarkable team and help Bachelor's degree and four years of management experience realize the mission and values in a public or private organization. (Will accept as substitute of Mercy Connections. Senior related legal or court experience.) Salary $65,478 annually Accountant is responsible for plus a comprehensive package of benefits including recording, verifying and entering retirement plans. transactions, preparing financial Candidates shall submit a complete and up-to-date Judicial statements and providing Branch Application and resume. An electronic version financial analysis. of the Application and a more detailed job description • Maintains the accounts may be found at: vermontjudiciary.org. payables, receivables and For more information and application instructions, please visit payroll processing vcfa.edu/about-vcfa/careers.

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Communications Specialist/ www.mercyconnections.org EOE

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Our Behavioral Health Division is hiring

Come see what makes NCSS a great place to work by joining a team who sets the standard for excellence!

CURRENT POSITIONS

Member Services Manager CarShare Vermont is looking for a stellar Member Services Manager to join our team. We offer a fun and creative environment, plenty of interesting and challenging work, and the opportunity to learn and grow within our nonprofit organization. Successful candidates will have 3 years of relevant experience and be passionate about CarShare Vermont’s mission. They should also have strong communication and organizational skills, as well as a knack for troubleshooting. To learn more and apply, visit carsharevt.org/jobs.

*Crisis Bed Program Support Staff Intensive Case Manager *Outpatient Team Leader *Outpatient Therapist – Children/Youth *Residential Support Staff Social Work Care Coordinator *Sign on Bonus offered for selected positions A comprehensive benefits package is offered to full-time employees, including: medical, dental, life disability, 403b, vacation, and professional development time.

“Creating a Stronger Workforce, one employee at a time” Please visit our website ncssinc.org for position details, application links, additional listings and to learn more about NCSS! Our clinic is located close to Interstate 89 and is a 30 minute commute from Burlington.

NCSS, 107 Fisher Pond Road, St. Albans, VT 05478 | ncssinc.org | E.O.E.

Executive Administrative Assistant

Colchester School District seeks a self-motivated, creative, and energetic individual to serve as the district’s Communications Specialist and Executive Administrative Assistant to the Superintendent.

This position will provide direct assistance to the Superintendent in communicating with all members of the Colchester Community by preparing a monthly newsletter and updating the district’s website. Successful candidates will also have experience in professionally communicating via social media and video production.

This position is responsible for attending the School Board meetings, preparing minutes, and assisting in evaluating policies.

Bachelor’s degree in English, communications, journalism, public relations, or equivalent related experience. Successful candidate must be organized, have the ability to relate and communicate with a diverse community and staff, maintain strict confidentiality, work independently and as a member of a collaborative team. Performs responsibilities with the highest ethical integrity while focusing on achieving the goals and visions of the school district.

This is a full-time, full-year position with a generous benefits package. EOE Interested candidates must apply on-line at schoolspring.com.

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Director of Business Operations

INSTRUCTOR to TEACH LNA COURSES

Bennington Rescue Squad is southwest Vermont’s leading EMS Agency. We are looking for a full time Director of Business Operations to lead and manage our non-clinical operations which include all aspects of our business services, billing operations, business development and human resources. Experience in healthcare billing and human resources preferred. A full job description and position information may be found at benningtonrescue.org. application@benningtonrescue.org 3H-BenningtonRescueSquad082416.indd 1

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This is a part-time evening position. Courses are 90 hours in length and include both classroom and clinical components. The successful applicant must hold an unencumbered VT nursing license (RN or LPN) and have at least 2 years of nursing experience in a health care agency, plus clinical experience relevant to teaching LNA candidates.

S/he will possess strong teaching and assessment skills, plus experience with adult learners. Beginning pay is $30-$40 per hour of instruction, depending on nursing and teaching experience.

Please send resume, cover letter, and a copy of valid VT nursing license to

Ruth Durkee Central Vermont Career Center 155 Ayers St., Barre, VT 05641 rdurkcvcc@u61.net

ON-SITE INTERVIEWS THURSDAY, SEPTEMBER 1ST 349 LEROY ROAD, WILLISTON, VT

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Curtis Lumber Company will be holding On-Site Interviews at our Williston Location, at 349 LeRoy Road, Williston, VT on Thursday, September 1st from 10 a.m. – 2 p.m.

Interviews will be held on the spot so come prepared and bring your resume. We are looking to fill:

CDL DRIVERS SALES REPRESENTATIVES ALL OF OUR POSITIONS REQUIRE: • Excellent customer service skills • Interest in developing strong partnerships with our customers

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School’s Out

Do you enjoy working with children?

Are you motivated, energetic and creative?

Are you looking for a job that is FUN? We are currently seeking qualified individuals to work with children at one of our after school programs for this school year. Our programs operate out of elementary schools in South Burlington and serve children between the ages of 5 and 13. The hours of operation are 2:00 - 6:00 p.m. Monday through Friday.

Only available a couple days a week? We are flexible with scheduling and often accommodate college schedules and other obligations.

Job duties include planning of daily activities, participation in activities and assisting with supervision of children.

• Industry experience helpful

Minimum Qualifications:

Curtis Lumber Co. is one of the 40 largest and fastest growing building materials companies in the country and is committed to delivering top-notch service. Curtis Lumber Co. offers competitive salary and an excellent benefits package.

1. Effective communication and interpersonal skills.

2. Experience working with Elementary and Middle School Students.

3. Ability to work collaboratively in a team environment.

All candidates are encouraged to apply online at schoolspring.com. If you decide to mail your information you will need to include the following: cover letter; resume; and 3 current references. Please forward them to:

If you are unable to make it in for an interview

- DON’T MISS OUT - email your resume to employment@curtislumber.com or visit our employment page at www.curtislumber.com.

South Burlington School District, Attn: Diane Kinnon 500 Dorset Sreet South Burlington, VT 05403.

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Interested in Starting a Career in Health Care?

Providing innovative mental health and educational services to Vermont’s children and families.

Become a Professional Caregiver No experience required Free training September 19 - 23 Free training April 11-15 Apply online at www.vnacares.org or call us for more info: 802 860-4449 2h-VNA082416.indd 1

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FT & PT Community Integration Specialists

New New England’s premier special event company England’s premier special event companyisisseeking seeking hardworking, enthusiastic individuals to to join our team. hardworking, enthusiastic individuals join our team.

We applicationsfor for the following Weare arecurrently currently accepting accepting applications the following now through 1) seasonal(available positions (available May 1November through November 1):

SIGN ON BONUS OFFERED! Community Based Services

CBS is committed to empowering youth by providing family based treatment through innovative, diverse & community integrated methods. CBS is seeking community integration specialists to join our talented team of mental health professionals. Responsibilities include working individually with children & adolescents with mental health challenges both in the community & in their homes. The opportunity to bring personal interests/hobbies to share with youth is encouraged.

Ideal candidates must have a bachelor’s degree, be able to work afternoon and evening hours, have a valid driver’s license, and reliable transportation. Please send a cover letter & resume to brandiecarlson@nafi.com.

Tent Installers/Delivery

Tent Installers Warehouse Labor 2 Shift Truck Loading Linen Division Assistant nd

For detailed job descriptions please visit Stop byvttent.com/employment. our office to fill out an application Stop by our officetoto fill out an application or email resume jobs@vttent.com.

EOE. or email resume to jobs@vttent.com. EOE. Vermont Tent Company — We’re Much More Than Tents!

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“Make a difference in the life of a child!”- NFI Vermont, a leader in specialized trauma and adolescent development, is looking to expand our team of innovators. Full time and part time positions available.

Competitive wages, training opportunities, flexible work schedules and family oriented culture. Excellent benefits with tuition reimbursement offered for 30 or more hour employees.

FT, Awake Overnight & Relief Residential Counselor Positions Available!

Residential counselors provide various levels of supervision & support based on the treatment needs of residents & program focus. The ideal candidates would have a Bachelor’s degree in social work, psychology, or related field along with superior interpersonal skills, ability to function 1:14 PM well in a team atmosphere & experience working with adolescents struggling with emotional/ behavioral difficulties. Positions may include evening, nights & weekends. Visit our website Seven Days nfivermont.org/nafinfi/careers.aspx for more specific information.

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Engaging minds that change the world Primary Care Nurse Practitioner or Physician Assistant (Per Diem Position) - The University of Vermont’s Center for Health and Wellbeing (CHWB) is looking for a Vermont licensed Nurse Practitioner (NP) or Physician Assistant (PA) to provide quality medical care to UVM students at our student health primary care and acute care clinics for the fall semester and possibly the full academic year. Per Diem hours available for weekdays and Saturdays up to 37.5 hour per week. Ideally, we are seeking applicants who can work at least 20 hours per week.

Responsibilities include: Evaluation, diagnosis, treatment, education and counseling of patients seeking medical (including chronic health issues and acute care), consultation with physicians and other clinical staff as necessary.

Successful candidates will work as part of a strong, supportive, and fun clinical team providing health care for University of Vermont students.

Desired qualifications: • Two years of clinical experience in ambulatory setting, preferably primary care or urgent care.

• Knowledge of developmental issues of adolescents and young adults and experience working with college age population.

• Computer skills sufficient to maintain proper medical electronic health records and complete clinically-related administrative tasks via our electronic medical records.

• Ability to communicate clearly in person, via phone, and in writing with students, families and other student health staff of a variety of disciplines.

• Commitment to providing quality, respectful and confidential health care to all patients, valuing differences in race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender, gender identity, age, national origin, and disabilities.

Minimum qualifications include: Master’s degree in health field and graduate of Nurse Practitioner (NP) program or certification from a State Board of Medicine approved NP Program or Physician Assistant (PA) program and 2 years experience in direct patient care.

The University of Vermont is an Affirmative Action/Equal Opportunity Employer.

We offer competitive hourly wages. Per Diem employment does not include UVM benefits. For more information about Student Health Services, visit www.uvm.edu/ health. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled. To apply, email cover letter and resume to Dan Gookin at Daniel.Gookin@uvm.edu with per diem NP/PA application in the subject line.

ALLENBROOK co-ed community based group home for teens. Qualified candidates will Due: 8/22isbya noon have experience working in residential care or parenting their own children and managing a Size: (cooking, 3.83 x 5.25 household maintenance, gardening, etc.). Please email resume and cover letter to Cost: $500 jennifersnay@nafi.com.

GROUP HOME provides assessment & stabilization services to males and females, ages 13-18.

Please e-mail cover letter & resume to jenniferheintz@nafi.com.

HOSPITAL DIVERSION PROGRAM is a short-term in-patient facility working with adolescents in psychiatric crisis. The program provides crisis stabilization, clinical consultation, individual treatment and discharge planning in a small, safe residential setting. Counselors provide supervision and support to youth, as well as provide a sense of safety and security. Awake Overnight positions provide supervision and support to the youth during the sleeping hours, complete client intakes after-hours and perform administrative duties.

Please e-mail resume and cover letter to annepeterson@nafi.com.

SHELBURNE HOUSE provides assessment and stabilization services to male teenagers, ages 13-18. Send cover letter and resume to laurenclark@nafi.com.

VILLAGE HOUSE serves transitioning youth, 17 – 22 years old, in a staffed house in Chittenden County. The focus of the program is to provide independent living skills and increased experience in independence through supportive education, mentoring, community integration, and selfdetermination. Please e-mail resume and cover letter to heatherbarton@nafi.com.

Therapeutic Foster Parents Hartford Area

Make a difference in the life of a child! NFI is seeking Vermont homes to support children in need. A sense of humor, flexibility and willingness to work as a team are essential. We are also seeking weekend respite providers. If interested please contact kathycostello@nafi.com or call 802-342-2623.

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ST. JOSEPH RESIDENTIAL CARE HOME

Part-Time LPNs and Experienced Med Techs

Certificate Programs in

This is a great opportunity to work with caring adults while offering superior nursing skills. The nurse candidate must have a LPN license.

Med Techs must have training and experience in a Residential Care setting. All positions require a high level of professionalism and a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the Home.

These jobs offer competitive wages and benefits. Schedules are varied with some weekend shifts required.

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Northeast Insurance Broker Services (NIBS) is a life/disability/ Medicare supplement insurance brokerage firm in South Burlington seeking an

executive assistant

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to support the executive, manage the office and

work closely with insurance agents and brokers.

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Winooski Community Justice Center

Email to sk@kieselaw.com.

ORANGE NORTH SUPERVISORY UNION

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VICTIM ADVOCATE & VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR Seeking a Victim Advocate & Volunteer Coordinator to leads the growth and development of this new restorative work, its process, and interventions for WinCJC/PD’s victim-focused program and community outreach. The VAVC will work to address the needs of the community and will be charged with supporting persons affected by crime as well as for volunteer recruitment to staff Restorative Justice (RJ) Panels and COSA (Circles of Support and Accountability) programs.

Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice, Social Work or related field and 2-3 years of relevant experience or equivalent combination of education and experience.

RESTORATIVE REENTRY COORDINATOR The Restorative Reentry Coordinator (RRC) leads the growth and development of Restorative Justice (RJ) programs, processes, and interventions for WinCJC/PD’s offender-focused Reentry and COSA programs. The RRC addresses the support and accountability of Winooski ex-offenders under the care and custody of the VT Department of Corrections (DOC) and Federal supervision.

Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice, Social Work or related field and 2-3 years of relevant experience or equivalent combination of education and experience.

For complete job posting and instructions for applying please visit www.winooskivt.org.

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Substitute School Nursing Staff Immediate Openings

The Orange North Supervisory Union is seeking qualifie substitute nurses to join our school nursing services team. RN (Registered Nurse) must have an Associate’s or Bachelor’s degree from a program accredited by the National League for Nursing, and a valid Vermont RN license.

Successful candidate must hold CPR and first aid ertific tes; have high quality nursing and independent work skills and excellent communication and organization skills. Experience with children and families preferred.

Please submit cover letter, resume, certific tion documents and three letters of reference to: Orange North Supervisory Union 111B Brush Hill Road Williamstown, VT 05679 EOE

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NURSING POSITION: Busy, mid-sized family practice looking for an experienced nurse with a valid Vermont nursing license. This is a full time position working Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, and Thursday. Must be organized, efficient and detail oriented.

Familiarity with family practice helpful. Experience using an electronic health record required. Competitive pay with an excellent benefit package.

SALES/CUSTOMER SERVICE Pete's Greens Farm Market in Waterbury is hiring! Local food enthusiasts, we have a sales/customer service position available, 25-35 hours weekly. Other retail and produce PayData Workforce Solutions is looking for an additional team member to not required. experience ideal but Workforce Solutions is a rapidly growing joinPayData our Client Service Department as a Vermont Payrollbased Processor/Client Service Full job description at petesgreens.com/about/jobs. company specializing in Payroll and Human Resources. Our

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Excel worksheets, and time clock abilityonto perform multiple This isn’t a public accounting position, butimports. rather oneThe that focuses VERMONT PUBLIC SERVICE BOARD tasks efficiently and manage ongoing projects necessary. Attention to Tourism &is Team Marketing: Director of Communications payroll taxes, tax returns and W2s. The individual joining our detail mustisbeaa must. self-starter who isn’t afraid to roll up their sleeves and work M E M B E R S S O U G H T TO R E P R E S E N T Description: side by side with our staff member . TheyJob must be analytical, detailed Experienced professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of Tourism

RESIDENTIAL ELECTRIC oriented, must love have dogs and above all, be aexperience positive individual who as customer service Candidates must prior payroll as well & Marketing’s public sees the glass half full. This position will work closely with our staff and trade relations CO NeffSorts.

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Assisting the Tax Manager with management, Practice Administrator, TCHC Representatives The Vermont Public Service Board seeks three members to serve 586 Oak Hill Road Williston, VT 05495 or email: cheryl.mccaffrey@ tchconline.com.

Tourism and Marketing as maintaining consistent communications scheduling, and performance reviews is also an important factor in as well on the Vermont System Planning Committee: one primary member via social networking tools.

This position is responsible for all tourism media this position.handling The Candidate must have exceptional customer service and as an alternate representing the interests of residential electric Experience a large volume of telephone calls,out-of-state; as well having relations in-state press release development; pitching targeted and communication skills, be versed in Windows products andand have consumers, and one alternate member representing the interests of strong number skills or prior payroll experience is required; working tourism ideas and national media; development of press a strong technical aptitude. Previous payroll and taxstory experience isto regional electric supply resources. The alternates will attend VPSC meetings familiarization and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and knowledge ofa the “Evolution” payroll software istrips desirable.

Experience with required as is Bachelor Degree or equivalent work experience. when the primary member is not available. support for Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director Windows including Word, Excel, and Outlook is required as well as strong Familiarity with the Evolution Software is highly favorable.

keyboarding skills.

The VSPC plays a key role in the planning will also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive teamprocess in thefor Vermont’s

Apply online development at electrictrade transmission system. Thisrecruitment planning process is designed of a proactive travel and business plan.

This to paydatapayroll.companycareersite.com/JobList.aspx facilitate the full, and timely consideration of cost-effective nonposition will report to the Commissioner offair, Tourism & Marketing.

Tourism Candidates & Marketing: Director ofandCommunications (1) facilitates and supports such consideration must: demonstrate strong oral written skills; haveofanon-transmission BA in

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Community Organizer Community Organizer needed 20 hours per week in Bennington and Windham counties to engage and develop clergy and grassroots community leaders to shape public policy. Qualifications: interest in community issues; capacity to plan strategically; ability to motivate volunteers; respect for diverse faith communities; strong speaking, writing and analytical skills.

Salary $15,000 annually with benefits. Some travel, nights and weekends involved.

Applications accepted until position filled. Submit cover letter and resume to

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Public Relations or related field; have a minimum of five years of relevant work 8/1/16 2:23 PM Job Description: Vermont transmission planning in general and in the consideration experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry. of alternatives; (2) encourages and facilitates public involvement in

Experienced professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of and Tourism specific projects; and (3) provides transparency accountability to & Marketing’sResume, public writing and trade relations eff orts.

This mission-critical position the Vermont transmission-planning process. samples and a minimum of three references should be submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency ofVSPC Commerce and Community is designed to generate positive tourism-related coverage of representatives Vermont in Members of the include of:the (1) each Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501.

Inand out-ofnational and international marketplace.

The electric Director of Communications is energy Vermont distribution, transmission, and electric state travel will be required.

Salary range: $45,000 $50,000. utility; (2) fourof members, each representing the interests of responsible for the development and efficiency implementation a proactive business one and of the following groups: electric residential consumers, outreach plan consistent with the goals mission of the Department of electric commercial and industrial consumers, environmental protection, and a Director for its newly and integrated crisis program, Tourism Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications electric supply resources; and (3) two non-voting participants, one First Call for Chittenden County.

(Until the launch of the via social networking tools. This position is responsible for all tourism each appointed by the Standard-Offer Facilitator, media and by the Vermont new program, all Howard Center crisis numbers remain the same.) relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted Department of Public Service. tourism story ideas to regional and national media; ofquarterly press VSPC Primary membersdevelopment are expected to attend familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and meetings (day-long) at rotating locations and may also serve on one support for Vermont’s initiatives.

The Director or morerelations subcommittees.

Additional information about the VSPC “I look forward to theinternational enhanced crisis public andCommerce its role in the transmission-planning process is available on the services that with our integrated team will also collaborate the Agency of executive team in the VSPC’s at: to the community.” developmentwill ofprovide a proactive travel trade andwebsite business recruitment plan. This Charlotte position will report to theMcCorkel, Commissioner of Tourism vermontspc.com/default.aspx & Marketing.

IS HIRING Director of Crisis Integration

The Board strongly encourages interested persons to review these

Send written letters of interest to have a BA in Candidates must: demonstrate strongmaterials. oral and skills; To apply: Public Relations or related field; have a minimum of fiveBusiness years Manager of relevant work HowardCenterCareers.org Vermont Public Service Board experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry.

112 State Street, 4th Floor Montpelier, 05620-2701 Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three referencesVT should be or via email to psb.businessmanager@state.vt.us. .

submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community

by September 19, Letters of interest shouldout-ofdescribe the Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT2016.

05620-0501.

In- and applicant’s qualifications to represent that group, and explain the state travel will be required. Salary range: $45,000 - $50,000.

Howard Center is proud to be an equal opportunity employer. We welcome qualified applicants to apply for open positions without regard to color, gender identity or expression, religion, age, national origin, sexual orientation, or mental health.

applicant’s reasons for wanting to serve on the VSPC.

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Landscape Laborer

Ad Sales Director

Full time, Hardworking.

Previous experience desirable.

Transportation required.

Contact Marc at Outdoor Works Landscaping at mktorelli@aol.com.

The Bridge – a twicemonthly Montpelier and Washington County newspaper – is looking for an Ad Sales Director to take overall responsibility for the ad sales operation.

Duties include public outreach, ad sales, recordkeeping. Also managing the paper’s two-person ad sales staff.

Send resumes to nat@montpelierbridge.com.

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Pine Forest Children’s Center seeks 3 Full-Time Teachers: Lead Infant Teacher, Everywhere Teacher and Preschool Teacher (young preschool class). PFCC is an early learning program that provides high quality child care for diverse families of children 6 weeks through 5 years of age. We work in partnership with families to help children grow to the best of their abilities.

The ideal candidates will be motivated, responsible, and flexible team players that love working with young children and possess strong communication skills. BA Degree in Early Childhood Education is required for Lead Infant Teacher position.

Please send resume, cover letter, and three letters of recommendation to Amy Ligay, Executive Director, Pine Forest Children's Center, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 2F, Burlington, VT, 05401. (802) 651-9455 or e-mail: amy@thepineforest.org. EOE.

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Home Instead Senior Care, a provider of non-medical companionship and home helper services to seniors in their homes, is seeking friendly, cheerful, and dependable people. CAREGivers assist seniors with companionship, light housekeeping, meal preparation, personal care, errands, and more.

Part-time, flexible scheduling, including: daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts currently available. No heavy lifting.

director of advancement Helen Day Art Center is hiring a full time, salaried Director of Advancement. The Director of Advancement will assume a senior leadership role in the growth of the organization, primarily in expanding base support through fundraising, marketing and volunteers.

For full description, please go to our website: helenday.com/about/careers

TEMPORARY MENTAL HEALTH SPECIALIST

Job Description:

Department of Mental Health Experienced professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of Tourism Vermont Psychiatric (VPCH) iseff seeking Mental Health Specialists to join our & Marketing’s public Care and Hospital trade relations orts. This mission-critical position is designed to generate positive tourism-related of Vermont in the team of dedicated staff. As a Mental Health Specialistcoverage you will work collaboratively as a national and international marketplace.

The Director Communications is member of the nursing team to provide direct patient care.of You will support the mission of responsible for the development implementation a respectful proactiveenvironment. business VPCH to provide excellent care in aand recovery-oriented, safe, of and outreach plan consistent with the goals andwith mission of the of setting This is an excellent opportunity for individuals experience in aDepartment human services Tourism Marketing as well as maintaining communications or whoand possess a Bachelor’s Degree.

Primarily nightconsistent shifts available.

For more information, via contact social Kathy networking This position is responsible for all tourism media Bushey tools. at kathleen.bushey@vermont.gov.

Reference Job ID# 619652. relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted Location: Berlin. Status: Temporary. Application deadline: August 28, 2016. tourism story ideas to regional and national media; development of press familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and support for Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director willTransportation also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive team in the development of a proactive travel trade and business recruitment plan. This The Agency of Transportation’s Central Garage a position available for a skilled position will report to the Commissioner ofhas Tourism & Marketing.

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Tourism & Marketing: Director of Communications mechanic to help keep its fleet of vehicles on the road and ready to serve the public.

As part of amust: team demonstrate located in Colchester, willand perform scheduled unscheduled COMMERCIAL Candidates strongyou oral written skills; and have a BA in Job Description: service and repairs on light vehicles, dump trucks, snow plows, and heavy equipment, Public Relations or related field; have a minimum of five years of relevant work ROOFERS & sought with anto emphasis uptime and cost-effectiveness. being recruited at the Experienced professional leadonthe Vermont ofis Tourism experience; demonstrate knowledge ofDepartment VermontThis andposition Vermont’s tourism industry.

Apprentice and Journeyman Mechanic levels, in hopes of finding the right mechanic with & Marketing’s public and trade relations effand orts.

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is designed to generate positive tourism-related coverage Vermont in the service.

You shouldSweet, be teamVermont oriented, a good communicator, andand committed to maintaining submitted to Kitty Agency of of Commerce Community Year round, full-time a positive and safe work environment.

Note: this position is being recruited at levels Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501.

Inand out-ofnational and international The Director of Communications is three positions.

Good wages and marketplace. state travel will be required.

Salary $45,000 - $50,000. to apply for all three (AOT Motor Equipment Mechanic I, II,range: III) if you meet qualifications responsible for Pay thenegotiable development implementation of a benefits. levels,and you will need to submit an application for proactive all three levels forbusiness which you wish to be considered.

Reference Job ID #619802 (level I) #619803 (level II) #619776 (level with experience.

Women with the goals and mission of the Department NOW HIRING outreach plan consistent of III).

For More information, contact Darby Merrihew at (802) 595-1824 or email darby.

SOUS CHEF, LINE COOKS, minorities as well as maintaining consistent communications Tourism and and Marketing DISHWASHERS, SERVERS, merrihew@vermont.gov. Location: Colchester. Status: Full time. Application Deadline: encouraged to apply.

HOSTS. via social networking tools. This September 25, 2016. position is responsible for all tourism media All new menu, chef made Apply in person at: relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted new beers, Local, Fresh, fun.

A.C. HATHORNE VEHICLE AND EQUIPMENT TECHNICIAN I OR IIof press Must have a goodtourism attitude. story ideas to CO. regionalAOT and national media; development 252 AVENUE C Pay based on experience.

Agency of Transportation, Central Garage familiarization trips and WILLISTON, VT itineraries; management of media contact lists; and Send resumes to: The Agency of Transportation’s Central Garage has 1 position available for a skilled support for Vermont’s 802-862-6473international public relations initiatives. The Director ian@barantidote.com mechanic to help keep its fleet of vehicles on the road and ready to serve the public. will also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive inand the As part of a team located in Colchester you will performteam scheduled unscheduled service and repairs on light vehicles, dump trucks, snow plows, and heavy equipment, development of aGallery proactive travel trade and business recruitment plan.

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These positions are being recruited Full-time position will report to the Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing. at the Journeyman, and Master Mechanic levels, in hopes of finding the right mechanic Manager Bar Antidote and Hired Hand Brewing is expanding operations!

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Art on Main in Bristol, Vermont is seeking an energetic Gallery Manager who can handle the day-to-day operations of the Gallery, work collaboratively with artists and the community, and network effectively with various local and state organizations.

Experience with non-profit organizations, knowledge of Quickbooks and excellent computer skills are important.

Part time, flexible schedule.

with the knowledge, skills, and abilities to be a reliable contributor towards an important public service. You should be team oriented, a good communicator, and committed to maintaining a positive and safe work environment. NOTE: this position is being recruited at two levels (AOT Vehicle and Equipment Technician I & II) if you meet the qualifications to apply to the two levels, you will need to submit an application for both levels for which you wish to be considered. Reference Job ID #619777 (level I) #619804 (level II). For more information, contact Darby Merrihew at (802) 595-1824 or email darby.merrihew@ vermont.gov. Location: Colchester. Status: Full time. Application Deadline: September 25, 2016.

Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in Relations or related field; have a minimum of five years of relevant work Very busy beerPublic and wine wholesaler. experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry.

Experience preferred.

Full benefits including: 401(k) and 4-day work week.

Must be able to lift 40+lbs Must have clean driving record

Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three references should be submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community Please apply in person Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501.

In-Forand out-ofTo apply, you must use the online job application at careers.vermont.gov. questions related or send resume to:Baker to your application, please contact the Department of Human Resources, Recruitment Services, state travel will be required.

Salary range: $45,000 $50,000.

Distributing Corp

130 Orion Drive Colchester, VT 05446 tgaren@bakerdistributing.com No phone calls accepted.

at 855-828-6700 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package and is an EOE.

Please send a cover letter and resume to aom@gmavt.net.

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Peer Advocate Coordinator Vermont Psychiatric Survivors, Vermont’s oldest and largest mutual support and civil rights advocacy organization run by and for psychiatric survivors, is seeking to hire a Peer Advocate Coordinator to work in our Rutland office.

Using a peer support approach, Peer Advocate Coordinators (1) use their lived experience and training to advocate on behalf of and with individuals who have been marginalized by psychiatric labels so that they may lead full and satisfying lives of their own design; (2) oversee the peer outreach program in Rutland County focused on assisting individuals who are transitioning out of psychiatric-inpatient programs; and (3) supervise Peer Advocates and Outreach staff who work in locations across Vermont. Peer support is a non-judgmental, values driven approach that promotes multiple perspectives, advocates for human rights and dignity, and focuses on genuine, mutual relationships.

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Supervisory experience, excellent interpersonal skills, ability to implement organization-wide activities; ability to inspire and mentor staff; strong leadership and organizational skills; strong oral and written communication skills; ability to manage schedule and tasks independently and reliably; computer literacy, including fluency with Microsoft Word and Excel; lived experience with societal discrimination and/or marginalization; lived experience thriving with mental/emotional challenges; willingness to acknowledge publicly and share personal experience; passion for social justice and knowledge of social and civil rights movements and deep personal commitment to their values. The position requires a valid driver’s license, and a registered and insured vehicle. Experience with group facilitation, Intentional Peer Support and Wellness Recovery Action Planning is preferred but we will train the right candidate.

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New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest credit union with seven branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in service, convenience and simplicity. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website, nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

Deposit Services & Plastic Card Operations Manager NEFCU has created a new position managing programmatic and operational risk for the Deposit Services and Plastic Card delivery groups. This position will assess and manage operational activities through analysis and development of internal controls, in addition to overseeing programmatic and procedural response to BSA. The manager directly supervises department staff while reporting to the CFO and is responsible within these work groups for adapting policies and procedures in response to internal control, compliance and risk management in accordance with internal and external service standards. The successful candidate will be an experienced manager of people and systems, capable of analyzing and responding to changing conditions with clear, actionable and effective solutions. Demonstrated experience in either card services, or deposit operations is critical for success. A working knowledge of BSA is desirable. The ability to work cooperatively with staff, management, vendors and compliance personnel to meet team and cross functional goals and outcomes is essential for success.

A college degree or satisfactory combination of education and experience is required. A minimum of 5 years’ banking experience with programmatic responsibility for either Deposit Operations, or Debit and Credit Card Operations is required. Strong Excel and Microsoft Office skills are critical for success in the position.

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Since the closure of Parkside Kitchen in April, Richmond has wanted for breakfast and lunch options.

That’ll change this fall when RYAN and JESSICA BUNCE, co-owners of Burlington’s BARRIO BAKERY and PIZZA BARRIO, open ONE RADISH in the space at 39 Esplanade that housed Parkside and, before that, On the Rise Bakery.

Ryan’s menu, still in development, will revolve around straightforward, easyeating fare crafted with locally sourced, seasonal ingredients. “We want it to be approachable, predictable and accessible to everyone in town,” Jessica tells Seven Days. Breakfasts will likely include the expected hash browns, eggs and scrambles, such as Mexican-style migas made with fried corn tortillas and tousled eggs.

Lunch items such as pizzas, sandwiches, soups and salads will make ample use of the wood-fi ed oven and grill.

The Bunces started considering the expansion after hiring a fulltime manager at Barrio

a year ago. “That really freed up my time to consider this an option,” says Jessica, who grew up in nearby Jericho. When they stepped inside the space, something clicked. Ryan had been dreaming of working with a wood-fi ed oven, and the kitchen was ready to go. “Everything is in beautiful condition,” Bunce says. With a little paint and new furniture, she adds, the space will soon have that warm and inviting neighborhood vibe for which Barrio Bakery is well-known.

The Bunces plan to open One Radish for breakfast and lunch in October, then add dinner in spring 2017. Learn more at its Kickstarter page.

in Waterbury is on the move. It will close after service this Friday and reopen the following Friday, permits permitting, in a new home at 40 Foundry Street. The move continues the brand’s expansion and growth: Last year, owner DANIELLE NICHOLS opened a second location in Stowe.

Nichols says her fi e-year lease on the original location had expired, and she was ready to put a fresh face on the business. The new spot will have 20 seats and a dedicated room for the wine store, separated from the bar by a hallway.

Foundry Street also offers more in the way of kitchen facilities, though it lacks an oven or hood. “I think we could do some really cool stuff there,” says Nichols. “I’m interested in finding somebody who could take that on, think outside the box, and use induction burners and toaster ovens.”

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food+drink To be clear, UVP works with producers f rom around the nation and world. Inside the Upper Valley Produce warehouse But the company is throwing its weight into building markets f or regional producers and believes that doing so will f orge a path to total regional f ood security at a time when climate change threatens to upend prevailing global food networks.

To accomplish that, UVP is developing a “regionally responsible” protocol that connects regional f armers small and large with venues ranging from the University of Vermont Medical Center to the corner store. The f ormer might order 5,000 pounds of potatoes at once, while the small market needs just a case or two of veggies and 10 pounds of beef at a time.

Every pound of food moving through the network is scanned and accounted f or so that producers and buyers can track how much local food they’re working with, what that food costs and how the regional collaboration is af f ectin their bottom line.

This model also addresses the grocery-store problem. In 2010, Jones worked to pilot the GrowersHub sof t- beans as a part of a dinner special f or ware, which helps get local f ood onto one night. grocery-store delivery trucks.

On a steamy midsummer af ternoon, Basically, the system streamlines Jones guided a reporter through the exproduce pickup and delivery. Farmers pansive, climate-controlled chambers of drop their harvest at a UVP’s warehouse in White warehouse hub within River Junction.

100 miles of their f arm.

Inside the “picking” Grocery stores’ own trucks room, a team of workers, swing by and scoop it up led by head picker Michael on their way back to the Ferullo, packed boxes grocer’s warehouse, where with f ruits and vegetables it enters the store’s main bound for gas stations and distribution channel. general stores.

That gets more “Convenience stores f resh, nutrient-dense, have a hard time with community-supporting, produce — they can’t work local-economy-building with whole cases [of one f ood onto supermarket vegetable].” Ferullo exshelves. And at a reduced plained. Few wholesalers price, since the cost associare willing to f ill orders ated with moving it f rom of three peppers, f i e f arm to market has been oranges, two bunches of mitigated, since the trucks bananas and one bag of J E FF J ONES, U VP moving the f ood were alonions or potatoes.

GROU P ready on the road anyway.

But UVP’s ownership GrowersHub isn’t has seen surging demand f ormatted f or tiny, diversif ied f arms f or f resh f ood in convenience stores producing small quantities of several — particularly in “f ood deserts” that products, but UVP’s range of accounts lack grocery stores or access to farmers means it can provide f l xible logistics markets — and the company developed f or smaller producers. Maybe a tiny a program to service those stores. When farm brings in a case of pricey heirloom a store places an order, it prints out in beans, which necessarily commands a the picker room. A picker grabs it, f ill high price point. UVP can shuffl those the box with the requested freshies and beans down to that sweet, 10-seat corner stacks it with the other outgoing orders. restaurant, which in turn can of f er the Across the room, Jones pulled a

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pristine head of Québécois iceberg lettuce f rom a case and turned it in his hand. “It’s absolutely beautiful,” he said, adding that this head f ar outpaces the (much pricier) iceberg coming f rom California right now. “And [the farm] is only 150 miles from here.”

In another room, cases of Aqua Vitea kombucha, f ermented in Middlebury, kept company with bushels of organic cucumbers, broccoli and carrots f rom Westminster’s Harlow Farm. Stacked cases of tofu from Vermont Soy towered next to boxes of bacon and summer sausage f rom Vermont Smoke & Cure and Green Mountain Smokehouse.

Nearby, metal racks held cheeses f rom Vermont Creamery, Jasper Hill Farm and Vermont Farmstead Cheese.

Within a few days, everything would be on trucks to retailers, restaurants and institutions from here to Pennsylvania.

Endless Summer By mid-July, most Vermont berry farms were nearing the end of their earlysummer strawberry season. A couple of hours south, Massachusetts f arms had ceased picking weeks prior. But when Seven Days toured UVP’s warehouse, shelving near the loading docks held dozens of cases of the plump red berries.

They had arrived earlier that day on an overnight truck from Québec, where the summer fruits had just begun to ripen.

UVP’s Eric Frechette f ounded Taste

of the North in the 1990s, after entering the produce business as a teenage doorto-door strawberry peddler a decade earlier. Later on, he paid his way through business school by f errying Canadian fruit to four IGA grocery stores in northwestern Maine.

The money was good, so, even af ter graduation, he’d take summers off from his accounting job to sell berries. In 1994, Frechette linked up with a Québec tomato grower. “These stores were supporting me with strawberries,” he recalled via phone last week, “and they immediately said yes to the greenhouse tomatoes.” With adequate light and heat, tomatoes can grow in greenhouses year-round.

Frechette quit his CPA job to f ocus on selling fruits and vegetables. In 2008, he and James Gordon partnered to purchase UVP, which was then a small mom-and-pop wholesaler based in Lebanon, N.H. Now, Taste of the North of f er regional customers a direct line to Québécois f armers producing hydroponic, f ield-g own and organic berries and vegetables. The f arms pack each order with food harvested that day, and a truck drops it in White River Junction the f ollowing morning. Then UVP’s trucks carry it south throughout the region, ef f ecti ely doubling the length REDEFINING ‘LOCAL’

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location — which has a full kitchen — has been a big draw for locals and tourists alike.

There, a 20-dish menu complements the wines with choices such as white-grape gazpacho, smoked-salmon chowder, chicken and waffles with chile maple syrup, and lobster rolls.

“As far as everybody is concerned, we’re a restaurant,” Nichols says. The Stowe spot even hosts monthly wine dinners, except in summer when the tourist trade precludes it. October will bring an Oktoberfest theme, with German food and libations.

Given the uptick in beerbased tourism, Nichols is excited that the new Waterbury

location will allow her to carry seven or eight brews on draft, along with three wines on tap.

With the updated décor, the inclusion of beer and expanded food o– erings down the line, “It’ll be a whole new look and feel,” Nichols says.

Elsewhere in Vermont’s wine world, LINCOLN PEAK VINEYARD in New Haven is racking up good press. Last week, at the International Cold Climate Wine Competition, it won 10 medals plus a best in show — the most of any of the 64 wineries in competition. It was also named Winery of the Year.

Want to try the goods? You can buy bottles, of course, but

the winery’s tasting room also o– ers growlers —flandhosts concerts.

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Riding the Juice Wave JUICE AMOUR OPENS CAFÉ IN MIDDLEBURY

In August 2015, SHERI BANNISTER and her father, DAVID BEDARD, began pressing raw, organic juices in Bannister’s Bristol kitchen. Soon she was taking increasing numbers of online orders for local delivery of fresh-squeezed juice, under the name JUICE AMOUR. On July 25, Bannister and Bedard opened a juice café at 1396 Route 7 in

Middlebury, with free Wi-Fi and ample seating.

Bannister started feeling the juice buzz after watching Fat, Sick & Nearly Dead, a 2010 documentary that follows filmmaker Joe Cross on a road trip after he commits to a 60-day juice cleanse to regain his collapsing health. Spoiler alert: Cross drops 100 pounds and forgoes all his previous medications for a chronic autoimmune disease.

“I was so inspired,” Bannister says. “I’m vegan, but I’ve always been curious about food and its influences on our health. So I bought a juicer. I loved how the fresh juice made me feel.”

While the juice wave had already gained strength in the Burlington area, it wasn’t as evident in Bannister’s neck of the woods. So the Vermont native and marketing professional decided to channel her business prowess into a career dedicated, as she puts it, “to making people feel good.” Her juice is made daily with local and organic produce.

Juice Amour’s café features customer favorites such as Ginger Bliss, a spicy blend “good for tummies and colds”; and the adventurous Fat Burner, packed with garlic, red chile, apple, bok choy, kale and lemon. Housemade cashew and sprouted-almond milks are on o– er, the small-batch blends resembling a milkshake more than a health tonic. Guests will also find homemade chia pudding, smoothies, hefty acai bowls and — thanks to Bedard, who’s a roaster at VERMONT COFFEE COMPANY — a good cup of joe. Partnerships with local suppliers such as ELMER FARM, NEW LEAF ORGANICS and BLACK RIVER PRODUCE keep the juices flowing.

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he restaurant is French through and through,” said our jovial server as she filled our water glasses and gave us a thorough spiel about the evening’s menu. That’s evident everywhere at Bistro de Margot, f rom the name to the black-and-white photographs of the Ei° el Tower to the menu — which includes descriptions en f rançais, f ollowed by English translations. Diners can order escargots or steak f rites, and all of the wines hail from places such as Burgundy and Provence.

Yet those who associate French cuisine with snobbery will be happily surprised by the playfulness of the place.

Located on College Street in Burlington, in the spot that many remember fondly as L’Amante, Bistro de Margot has been open for nearly a year, and it manages to be elegant but casual; dishes are precise and finely crafted but not fussy.

Bef ore long, we were joking with April (she didn’t mention her name, but it was printed on the bill) about licking the sauces o° the plates. “We encourage it,” she commented with a grin.

We didn’t go there, but we did put the bread in our basket to good use, sopping up parsley-flecked garlic butter with a hint of snail and rich demi-glace that was served with lamb chops. Our favorite dish, however, was the one that came with a light and lovely purée of roasted bell peppers, accented with fish stock flavored with white wine and shallot.

That summery sauce accompanied a trio of perf ectly cooked scallops — the sumptuous kind that restaurant people ref er to as “U-10s” because there are “under 10” of the big guys in a pound.

Seared brown on top and just warm in the middle, the mollusks were fresh and sweet.

Below each of those was a cake of tomatoey polenta, cut to scallop size.

Both scallops and polenta had a crispy exterior and a creamy center, and when I ate them together, the texture of the cornmeal played pleasantly against the smoothness of the seaf ood. Tender spears of asparagus, tiny whole peppers and little bursts of microgreens formed the vegetal component of the dish.

Yet it was the slices of pungent chorizo that really brought it all together.

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The brilliance lay in keeping the punchy garlic-andpaprika-laced sausage on the plate rather than incorporating it in every bite. The flavors of an ingredient as dominant as the Spanish-style sausage can easily take over, seeping into sauces and overwhelming their delicacy.

Not here, in part because the chef cut the chorizo in thick pieces and scattered it on top of the other components, instead of cooking it with them and allowing it to infuse the dish.

I ate a bite of scallop and polenta, a bite of asparagus, a bite of chorizo. The

flavors melded yet stayed distinct. I did it again.

In a subsequent interview, chef Hervé Mahé said the dishes at the bistro, which is named af ter his grandmother, are based on his moods.

There are “many French cuisines to pick from,” he noted. Having lived and cooked in many parts of the country, f rom Alsace to Vichy to Paris to Lyon, he can bring influences from each to bear on his cooking.

“With the scallop, I wanted something that was light,” Mahé said. “OK, so I use tomato because that is in season,

SEARED BROWN ON TOP AND JUST WARM IN THE MIDDLE,

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peppers that are in season.” Although chorizo is associated with the Iberian Peninsula, he added it because it brought “an edge” that the dish required. “French cuisine has a lot of influences from trade.

Any cuisine is a fusion, no matter what,” said Mahé.

Unlike chefs who change their menu quarterly and o° er a couple of seasonal dishes each night, Mahé pref ers to change his menu f requently while always o° ering twists on a f ew classic preparations — mussels and f ries, f or instance, or roasted chicken with pan jus. “I don’t like specials. The menu is special,” he said.

Since the f are is driven by a combination of his whims and the available meats and produce, Mahé won’t let high demand keep an item on the menu. “Just because a dish is super popular, it doesn’t mean we won’t change it,” he said. Last year, he sold 30 quail in one night. The next night, he took the quail of f the menu, he recalled, because he f elt its time had come.

That impulse stems f rom an intense interest in seasonality and creativity —˝a drive to keep things fresh, in both senses of the word. But Mahé’s desire to please his customers is just as strong. During this writer’s incognito visit, he stopped by my table twice, just to see how things were. He said he strives to chat with every diner, although busy nights sometimes preclude it.

“I think it’s a good connection to be made,” said Mahé, of leaving the kitchen to interact with eaters. “Too many chefs don’t do it.” By asking direct questions, he has been able to figure out how to tweak f ood to individual customers’ tastes. He’s also been regaled with tales of dishes that Vermonters ate in France and would love to see re-created in Burlington.

“We’re trying to engage our customers,” Mahé said, noting that the restaurant is also active on Facebook and Twitter. “I think we gain so much.”

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food+drink Redefining ‘Local” « P.44 of southern New England’s summer strawberry season.

Massachusetts’ berry farms have suffered from a lack of insulating winter snowpack in recent years. That’s not an issue in the St. Lawrence Valley, where the impacts of climate change have been less dramatic. “We still have good winters that cover the strawberry fields properly, and we also have a good amount of fresh water, which is especially lacking in California,” Frechette noted.

Focusing on production and distribution from a regional perspective, Frechette argued, will help the Northeast wean itself from drought-grown California produce. “Our goal should be to be self-su… cient,” he said, adding that while total self-su… ciency is a lofty goal, “our percentage of [regional] selfsu… ciency should be higher every year.”

Back in the UVP warehouse, Jones explained regional food security from a sales and marketing angle. Standing in a conference room, he pointed to a UVP price sheet, which showed Québécois romaine on o” er for $20 less per case than its California counterpart.

“Our stu” is blowing California away right now,” he said, in both quality and price. “[California’s] quality is super low right now, and their prices are super high,” Jones said. “This is their o” -season.”

But introducing wholesale clients to regional growers is no easy task,

since many customers simply resubmit identical orders each week. To justify switching to a new producer, the product must be of equal or better quality.

And it must be the same price —Ÿor cheaper. “We’re working on a margin to be able to say, ‘Hey, here’s a better product at a better price,” Jones said. “It’s not gonna work if you say, ‘Here’s a better product, and it costs more.’” Particularly when that product goes out of season in two months, and the buyer will have to revert back to the California grower.

But Jones sees the West Coast’s winter-produce supremacy as a mandate: If the Northeast is to feed itself, its growers and distributors must work together to maximize the growing season on a regional level. Individual farms must invest in season-extending innovations and infrastructure, such as hydroponics or hot houses, which will keep plants growing for longer and reduce reliance on food shipped in from afar.

And consumers must justify that investment with a robust local market.

When farmers are convinced there’s a market for local winter produce, “they’ll start working on these shoulder seasons,” Jones said. “The [o” -seasons] will keep getting closer together. And then we’ll have total food security.”

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It’s not all swirling stemware and haute cuisine at this weekend’s STOWE WINE & FOOD CLASSIC. On Friday, head to Stowe Mountain Lodge for smoked meats from the BLUE DONKEY’s rolling eatery or slices of bubbling, wood-fired flatbreads from GOOG’S PIZZA. Maybe grab a Cornerstone Burger from that restaurant’s brandnew ROLLING STONE MOBILE KITCHEN, or sample new brews from Stowe’s IDLETYME BREWING. If all that sounds like music to your ears, Kat Wright and the Indomitable Soul Band will be there, too.

Tickets are $20 at stowewine.com.

Menu from “STOWE’S AWARD WINNING CHEF” Cortney Quinn

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RUTLAND DEATH CAFÉ: Men and women discuss issues related to the end of life. Pyramid Holistic Wellness Center, Rutland, 7-9 p.m. Free; donations accepted. Info, 353-6991.

RE-IMAGINING JUSTICE: Evaluate the impact of incarceration, and examine the alternatives, with Vermonters for Criminal Justice Reform. Plainfield Town Hall Opera House, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 503-0601.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: Giddyap! Visitors explore the working dairy farm via this time-tested method of equine transportation. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $4-14; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

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LIFE DRAWING: Pencils fly as a model inspires artists to create. Bring personal materials. ˛ e Front, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 839-5349.

YOUNG WRITERS & STORYTELLERS: Kindergartners through fifth graders practice crafting narratives.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

business

SUMMER SOCIAL NETWORKING EVENT: Guests connect with members and community leaders in a relaxed environment. Music by the High Breaks sets the tone. Burlington St. John’s Club, 5-7:30 p.m. $25-40. Info, 863-1175.

VERMONT REALTORS MIXER: Mingle and connect with like-minded professionals. Vermont Realtors, Montpelier, 5-7 p.m. $10-15; preregister. Info, 229-5713.

crafts

KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: Crafters convene for creative fun. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

dance

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DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats. Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 540-8300.

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ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE CLASS: Val Medve leads beginners in the social dances popular in the time of Jane Austen. Richmond Free Library, 7-9 p.m. $3-5. Info, 899-2378.

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HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: Ride in style while learning fun facts about the Queen City in themed tours exploring history, brew culture and even haunted houses. See trolleytoursvt.com for details. 1 College St., trolley stop, Burlington, 10 a.m., noon & 2 & 6 p.m. $8-18; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 497-0091.

NURSING BEYOND A YEAR MEETUP: Breastfeeding parents connect over toddler topics such as weaning, healthy eating habits and more. Aikido of Champlain Valley, Burlington, 9:30 a.m. Free. Info, 985-8228.

CALEDONIA COUNTY FAIR: Vermont’s oldest fair celebrates the state’s rural roots with amusement rides, a children’s barnyard, agricultural shows, a demolition derby and musical acts. Caledonia County Fair Grounds, Lyndonville. $14. Info, 748-2600.

film

‘ALL OF ME’: Bess O’Brien’s latest documentary explores the lives of people consumed with eating disorders. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. $25.

Info, 388-3355.

‘THE END OF THE TOUR’: ˛ e 2015 film starring Jason Segel homes in on reporter David Lipskey’s five-day interview with novelist David Foster Wallace. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

MOVIE: Snacks are provided at a showing of a popular drama about one of the first sex-change operations. Call for details. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

food & drink

COMMUNITY SUPPER: A scrumptious spread connects friends and neighbors. Bring a dessert to ˛ e Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. share. Th Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

PENNYWISE PANTRY: On a tour of the store, shoppers create a custom template for keeping the kitchen stocked with affordable, nutritious eats. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space.

Info, 861-9753.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: A diversifi diversified bazaar celebrates all things local — think produce, breads, pastries, cheeses, wines, syrups, jewelry, crafts and beauty products. Depot Park, Rutland, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 342-4727.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

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Comedic Couple Fans of the comedy TV series “Parks and Recreation” know Nick O° erman and Megan Mullally as divorced couple Ron Swanson and Tammy, respectively.

While their engagement on screen may constantly end in uproar, their o° screen relationship is far more successful. And the couple has taken it on the road in “Summer of 69: No Apostrophe.” Their tour rolls into town next week.

The title hints at their raunchy sense of humor, so you can be sure to expect light petting, salacious soliloquies and a handful of rib-tickling tunes.

NICK OFFERMAN & MEGAN MULLALLY Wednesday, August 31, 8 p.m., at Flynn MainStage in Burlington. $42.25-62.75. Info, 863-5966. flynntix.com

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Only the f reshest of the fresh cuts make it into the Middlebury New Filmmakers Festival. Now in its second year, the cinematic celebration serves up short and featurelength works f rom first- or second-time filmmakers.

This year, the theme is “film as journalism.” Jay Craven, cof ounder of Kingdom County Productions, has curated a smorgasbord of 90 films that fit the bill, to be screened in three venues. In addition to Q&A sessions with the camera creatives, f estivalgoers can look forward to happy hours, a dance party and various f estivities around town. Not to mention a morning co° ee conversation with married actors Maggie Gyllenhaal and Peter Sarsgaard. Film bu° s, get in line!

MIDDLEBURY NEW FILMMAKERS FESTIVAL ˛ ursday, August 25 through Sunday, August 28, various times, at Town Hall ˛ eater in Middlebury. $12-75. Info, 818-406 3492. middfilmfest.org

An Arty Party This Friday, Vermont will host its very first Slideluck. More than just a mashup of “slideshow” and “potluck,” Slideluck is an international nonprofit that “brings together diverse groups of people, artwork, food, music, ideas and perspectives under one roof,” according to its website. Slideluck has hosted events in Barcelona, Amsterdam, Detroit, Manila and many other cities. In the Mad River Valley, a slideshow of photographs by more than 100 artists sets a film-f orward tone, while a communal dinner engages the audience.

SLIDELUCK Friday, August 26, 5:30 p.m., at Knoll Farm in Fayston. Free with dish for potluck. Info, 496-9757. slideluck.com

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THU.25 | MUSIC CRICKET BLUE

˜ ursday, August 25, 8 p.m., at Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort. $20-25. Info, 760-4634.

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Laura Heaberlin and Taylor Smith of Cricket Blue recently released their second EP, Io. The short compilation was named one of the best Vermont albums of 2016 so f ar by Seven Days music editor Dan Bolles, who also called it “an understated gem” and “indie f olk with soul and intellect.” Now the Middlebury College graduates are taking their melancholy Americana sound on the road: A perf ormance at Spruce Peak Perf orming Arts Center kicks o˜ a short tour that includes stops in Connecticut and New York. With tight harmonies and sweetly dark lyricism filled with literary re f erences, Cricket Blue just might bring you to tears. It’s OK; everyone needs a good cry now and then.

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TEEN & ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS NIGHT: Quick thinkers 14 and up rely on invented personas to face challenges and defeat enemies. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 264-5660.

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EPIC MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Guided practice and group conversation with Yushin Sola cultivate well-being. Railyard Apothecary, Burlington, 7:308:30 p.m. $14. Info, 299-9531.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: Attendees absorb Buddhist principles and practices. Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 472-6694.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Participants get pumped for summer activities with a fun, varied outdoor training session. Rain location: Middlebury Municipal Gym. Private residence, Middlebury, 7-8 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: Give your brain a break at a midweek “om” session followed by tea and conversation.

Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations. Info, milarepa@milarepacenter.org.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: Greet the sun with a grounding and energizing class for all levels. The Wellness Collective, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $10. Info, 540-0186.

NIA WITH LINDA: Eclectic music and movements drawn from healing, martial and dance arts propel an animated barefoot workout. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30-9:30 a.m. $14; free for first-timers.

Info, 372-1721.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: A stretching session for all ability levels builds physical and mental strength to support healing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensi y physical-fitness program. No th End Studio B, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

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TAI CHI FOR ALL: Shaina Levee instructs attendees in moving meditation. Wear loose, comfy clothes. Jericho Town Library, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 899-4686.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT SOUND BATH: Draw in the good vibrations of gongs, bowls and didgeridoos — a relaxing sonic massage to get you through the week. The ellness Collective, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. $15. Info, 510-697-7790.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: Healthy bodies jump-start the day at a serene outdoor practice with lakeside views. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 7-8 a.m. $15. Info, 864-9642.

kids

LEGO FUN: Tinkerers in grades K and up create unique structures with geometric pieces. Kids under 5 require parental supervision. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

SCIENCE LOVES ART: Young ’uns of all ages explore transdisciplinary activities such as bubbles, prisms, watercolors and more. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 12:30 & 2 p.m. $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

STORYTIME WITH THE LAKE MONSTERS: Baseball players read stories aloud to kids and autograph balls and gloves. Jericho Town Library, 10-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 899-4686.

STREAM SAFARI: Explore shady waterways in appropriate footwear and a swimsuit. Call to confirm.

Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under. Info, 244-7103.

TODDLER TIME: Puzzles, puppets, stories and art supplies entertain tots ages 4 and under. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

language

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

Be Put Back Together Again?” St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

reconnect with nature. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 454-8500.

BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Learn the basics of the Eastern Slavic tongue.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-6:45 p.m. Free.

Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

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‘BRANDON HAS TALENT’ AUDITIONS: Dancers, singers, musicians and folks with tricks up their sleeves are invited to show their stuff. Brandon Town Hall, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 247-5420.

WINOOSKI ONE HYDRO PLANT TOUR: Learn how the facility generates electricity. Winooski One Hydro Plant, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 656-8504.

INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Fine-tune your ability to dialogue in a nonnative language. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:457:30 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Pupils improve their speaking and grammar mastery. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

‘ALICE IN WONDERLAND’: Young thespians perform an inventive retelling of the classic fantasy. Town Hall Theate , Middlebury, 7-8:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 382-9222.

‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’: The Stowe Theatre Guild stages the rock opera relating the Gospel’s version of the last week of Jesus’ life.

Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 7:30 p.m. $15-25. Info, 253-3961.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Participants take communication to the next level. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m.

Free. Info, reference@ burlingtonvt.gov.

‘LADY DAY AT EMERSON’S BAR AND GRILL’: Take a glimpse into the life of Billie Holiday in the play

by Lanie Robertson. Dorset Theatre, 2 & 7:30 p.m. $18-57.

Info, 867-2223.

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CELTIC THUNDER: The all-male group performs traditional melodies in its popular touring show. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $41-78. Info, 863-5966.

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CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: INNER FIRE DISTRICT: The “radical European chamber folk” sounds of the New Orleans/Vermont band greet listeners at an outdoor performance. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Master classes, performances and talks by musicians tantalize the ears of classical listeners. See lccmf.org for details. Various Burlington locations. $20-35; free for kids under 18 for some events. Info, 863-5966.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: WEDNESDAY CONCERT: Works by Emily Colley and Nina Young entertain the ears. A panel discussion about modern composition follows. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $15-35. Info, 863-5966.

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‘THE ODD COUPLE’ AUDITIONS: Actors step into prospective roles.

Enosburg Opera House, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 933-6171.

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VERMONT ACTORS REPERTORY THEATRE AUDITIONS: Thespians test their mettle on scripts from Steel Magnolias, Marry Me a Little and Fools. See actorsrepvt.org for details. Brick Box, Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 282-3741 or 353-0001.

‘THE WHO’S TOMMY’: KICKOFF MEETING: Check out audition and volunteer opportunities for the classic rock opera. Lyric Theatre Company Offic Warehouse, South Burlington, 7-8:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 658-1484.

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MICHELE FAY BAND: The group strums and plucks through folk, swing and bluegrass tunes. Shelburne Farms, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 388-6863.

BEST OF EXTEMPO 2011: The top raconteurs from fi e years ago retell their memorable stories for a voting audience. Brookfield Old own Hall, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 276-3535.

SOUND AFFECTS: Contestants spit rhymes while the crowd decides who best brings the beat at a community-building event celebrating hip-hop.

See artsriot.com for details. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8:30 p.m. $5-10. Info, 540-0406.

BOOK DISCUSSION: Readers pore over Narrative of the Life of Frederick Douglass, an American Slave, the famous orator’s memoir. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 863-2345, ext. 6.

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WRITING CIRCLE: Prompts flow into a 30-minut free write and sharing opportunities in a nonjudgmental atmosphere. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

THE MAGIC OF BIRD MIGRATION: Avian enthusiasts learn how songbirds, shorebirds and other species travel thousands of miles each year with astounding accuracy. B-Side playground, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-4; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103

sports

BIKE BUM RACE SERIES: Mountain bikers of all ages, riding solo or in teams of up to fi e, tackle the Snowshed trails. An after-party with raffle prizes helps athletes cool down. Killington Resort, 2-5 p.m. $25-100; preregister. Info, 775-1928.

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: Beer hounds of legal age earn sips with an invigorating jog and high-impact game of hide-and-seek. See burlingtonhash.com for details. Various Burlington locations, 6:30-9 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, bh3@burlingtonhash.com.

talks

THE GENERAL STANNARD HOUSE RESTORATION PROJECT: Members of the Restoration Committee and Milton Historical Society discuss preservations of a historic home. St. Albans Historical Museum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 527-7933.

ROBERT FORD: The former United States ambas sador to Syria discusses the country in “Can Syria

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BURLINGTON WALK/BIKE COUNCIL MEETING: Two-wheeled travelers get in gear to discuss ways to improve conditions for cyclists and pedestrians.

Room 12, Burlington City Hall, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-9572.

COMMUNITY DISCUSSION: Residents chew the fat over the values of space and community growth.

The ellness Co-op, Burlington, 12:30-1:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

dance

CONTEMPORARY DANCE CLASS: Instruction for individuals of varying ability levels is tailored to each mover’s unique style. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, 863-6713.

education

EARTHWALK CHILDREN’S PROGRAMS INFORMATION SESSION: Parents scope out weekly opportunities for kids ages 6 through 12 to

SAVE THE MONARCHS TOUR: Silviculturist Jose Luis Alvarez discusses the vibrant insects and their struggle for survival. Vermont Woods Studios, Vernon, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-390-5571.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Healthy donors give the gift of life. Heritage Ford, South Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 800-733-2767. Irasburg Town Hall, 2-7 p.m.

BIKE SMUT 9: SCIENCE FRICTION: An erotic bicycle film festival ro ls into town, presenting flicks featu ing interracial alien orgies, power-tool-wielding lesbians and more. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8 p.m. $6; for ages 18 and up. Info, 540-0406.

FEAST & FIELD FARMERS MARKET: Locally grown produce and music by Riddim Vigil are on the menu at a weekly pastoral party. Fable Farm, Barnard, 4:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-3391.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

JUNIOR LEAGUE OF THE CHAMPLAIN VALLEY: INFORMATIONAL MEETING: New members meet and greet with old hats of the volunteer-oriented nonprofit. Main Street Landing Pe forming Arts Center, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 734-6777.

fairs & festivals

CALEDONIA COUNTY FAIR: See WED.24.

MIDDLEBURY NEW FILMMAKERS FESTIVAL: More than 90 movies from around the world grace silver screens at the second annual celebration of emerging talent. Q&A sessions, parties, live music and local fare round out the festivities. See middfilmfest.org for details. See calendar spotlight.

Town Hall Theate , Middlebury, 6 p.m. $12-75. Info, 818-406 3492.

SUMMERVALE: Locavores fête farms and farmers at a weekly event centered on food, brews and kids’ activities, with music by Steady Betty.

Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 660-0440.

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CLASSIC MOVIES IN THE RED BARN: ‘HOUSE ON HAUNTED HILL’: Vincent Price stars in the campy 1959 horror flick. Local screenwriter A. Jay Dubberly gives an introduction. Mary’s Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2432.

‘DO NOT RESIST’: Director Craig Atkinson attends the launch of his 2016 film that examines the state of policing across America. A Q&A follows.

Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-8; free for Vermont International Film Foundation members. Info, 660–2600.

‘KLONDIKE ANNIE’: Mae West stars in the 1936 drama about a San Franciscan who flees to Alaska.

Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 748-2600.

‘THE LAST WALTZ’: Martin Scorsese directs the film account of the last concert of the iconic group the Band. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. $7.50.

Info, 775-0570.

food & drink

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: Gourmands rewind to when farm-to-table was a reality rather than a luxury in a two-mile tour of the Queen City featuring snack stops at fi e restaurants. Awning behind ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 1 p.m. $48; preregister. Info, 863-5966.

COCKTAIL PARTY: Themed libations please palates at a weekly sipping session complete with shuffl board. Stonecutter Spirits, Middlebury, noon-8 p.m.

Cost of drinks; BYO food. Info, 388-3000.

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FARM-TO-TABLE DINNER & GARDEN PARTY: Diners celebrate agricultural bounty at a soirée featuring local fare. Blueberry Hill Inn, Brandon, 5:30 p.m. $50; preregister. Info, 247-6735.

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ROCKIN’ THE LITTLE RIVER: TOUR OF CCC CAMP SMITH: Visit the site where 2,000 men who built the Waterbury Dam once lived. Camp Smith Trail parking lot, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister.

Info, 244-7103.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY CHESS CLUB: Checkmate!

Strategic thinkers make calculated moves as they vie for their opponents’ kings. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 324-1143.

SUNSET AQUADVENTURE PADDLE: Explore the Waterbury Reservoir, and learn how the dam was built by hand. Contact Station. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; limited space; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

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seminars

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: A 20-minute guided practice with Andrea O’Connor alleviates stress and tension. Tea and a discussion follow. Winooski Senior Center, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-1161.

DE-STRESS YOGA: A relaxing and challenging class helps healthy bodies unplug and unwind. Balance Yoga, Richmond, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $14. Info, 434-8401.

FOOT-CARE CLINIC: Nurses from Franklin County Home Health Agency help patients care for their tootsies. Call for details. Various Franklin County locations. $20; preregister. Info, 527-7531.

FORZA: THE SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when using wooden replicas of the weapon.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Seekers clear their minds and find inspiration and creativi y in a guided practice. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

kids

LEGO CLUB: Brightly colored interlocking blocks inspire developing minds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION: EFFECTIVE COMMUNICATION STRATEGIES: Attendees develop an understanding of the disease, and how to communicate with people affected by it. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 1-2:30 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 800-272-3900.

sports

BURLINGTON RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB: Mixedgender teams lace up for games of two-hand touch.

You don’t need to be a pro to play; just bring cleats and a water bottle and learn a new sport. Fort Ethan Allen Athletic Fields, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, burlingtonrugbyevents@gmail.com.

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GEOLOGY WALK: State geologist Marjorie Gale leads a tour of the park exploring tectonic history, traces of glacial deposits and more. Hawley House, Kingsland Bay State Park, Ferrisburgh, 4-6 p.m. $24; free for kids under 4. Info, 877-3445.

ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: Jubilant motions with the Green Mountain Druid Order inspire divine16T-RETN082416.indd 1 connections. Auditorium, Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 505-8011.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See THU.25, Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

Health Mart Pharmacy, South Hero, noon-5 p.m.

‘BRANDON HAS TALENT’ AUDITIONS: See WED.24.

GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: Local historian Thea Lewis treats pedestrians to tales of madmen, smugglers, pub spirits and, of course, ghosts.

Democracy Sculpture, 199 Main St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $18; preregister; limited space. Info, 863-5966.

‘LADY DAY AT EMERSON’S BAR AND GRILL’: See WED.24, 7:30 p.m.

VERMONT ACTORS REPERTORY THEATRE AUDITIONS: See WED.24.

words

ANGELA PALM: Celebrate the launch of the local author’s new book, Riverine. Phoenix Books Burlington, 7 p.m. $3-5. Info, 448-3350.

ORAL STORYTELLING WORKSHOP: Wordsmiths join Burlington Writers Workshop members in a “Moth”-style exploration of telling tales for live audiences. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

agriculture

INTERVALE CENTER TOUR: A pastoral stroll highlights innovative programs and a rich agricultural history. Intervale Center, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 660-0440, ext. 113.

art

EAT MY ART OUT: Local dancers and musicians showcase works in progress in a night of creativity and feedback conceived by Clare Byrne. Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $5. Info, 660-9346.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal.

Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

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HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

SLIDELUCK: A community potluck and cash bar is followed by a juried art slideshow. Bring your own utensils and plate. See calendar spotlight. Knoll Farm, Fayston, 5:30 p.m. Free with dish for potluck.

Info, 496-9757.

fairs & festivals

BIERGARTEN: Partygoers wear dirndls and lederhosen while noshing on bratwurst at this Germanstyle festival set in the great outdoors. Onion River Campground, Plainfield, 6-9 p.m. $10 per carload; free for campers. Info, 426-3233.

BONDVILLE FAIR: The oldest continuously running fair in Vermont offers family-oriented fun. Bondville Fairgrounds, 10 a.m. $5. Info, 297-2927.

CALEDONIA COUNTY FAIR: See WED.24.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: Folks hit the midway for games, rides and fried food, of course. Farm animals, agricultural displays and grandstand concerts round out fun. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction. $5-12; free for kids under 5; $30 ride bracelet; additional fees for concerts and special events. Info, 878-5545.

MIDDLEBURY NEW FILMMAKERS FESTIVAL: See THU.25, 10:30 a.m.-11 p.m.

Saturdays at 11am.

Free and open to all ages.

August THU 25 7pm

ANGELA PALM: RIVERINE Celebrate the launch of this spellbinding collection of essays on place, young love, and a life-altering crime.

September THU 8 7pm

JOHN ELDER, SHEILA POST & SARA DILLON Join these Green Writers Press authors for an evening of story.

THU 15 7pm

JUDITH SCHWARTZ: WATER IN PLAIN SIGHT

THU 22 7pm

CARDY RAPER: AN AMERICAN HARVEST

Explore real-world solutions to today’s water crisis.

Reflections on how one family moved from dirt-poor farming to a better life in the early 1900s.

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WHOLE BOOK APPROACH STORYTIME

BELLOWS FALLS FARMERS MARKET: Grass-fed beef meets bicycle-powered smoothies at a foodie fair overflowing with eggies, cheeses, prepared eats, kids’ activities and live music. Canal Street, Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, bellowsfallsmarket@gmail.com.

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BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: See THU.25.

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BURLINGTON TRUCK STOP: Mobile kitchens dish out mouthwatering fare and libations. An indoor artists’ market adds to the fun. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-0406. 6v-phoenixbooks082416.indd 1

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THE GOOD, THE BAD AND THE REALLY, REALLY ITCHY: Hikers learn to identify poison ivy, medicinal jewelweed and other local plants. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

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LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.24.

WEEKNIGHTS ON TV AND ONLINE

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DAVE KELLER BAND: The soul songster from Montpelier brings his sound outside. Christ Church Pocket Park, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, info@ davekeller.com.

BALLROOM & LATIN DANCING: Learn new moves with Ballroom Nights, then join others in a dance social featuring waltz, tango and more. Singles, couples and beginners welcome. Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, lesson, 7-8 p.m.; dance social, 8-9:30 p.m. $10-14; $8 for dance only. Info, 862-2269.

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CRICKET BLUE: The Burlington-based folk duo draws on both obscure and popular traditions in close-knit harmonies. See calendar spotlight.

Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 8 p.m. $20-25. Info, 760-4634.

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BURLESQUE IS COMING: A night of naughty dance and comedy pays tribute to George R. R. Martin’s sensational series A Song of Ice and Fire. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 9 p.m. $15-18. Info, 540-0406.

‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’: See WED.24.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: Classical works by accomplished performers compose a rich musical series. See centralvtchambermusicfect.org for details. Various Vermont locations. $6-45; free for some events. Info, 728-6464.

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‘BOSTON MARRIAGE’: The close relationship between two women in 20th-century Boston is the focus of David Mamet’s play. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Tots up to age 5 and their caregivers turn up the volume. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

music

THE VERMONT POETRY ARCHIVE

MAGGIE’S ADULT FIBER FRIDAY: Veteran knitter Maggie Loftus facilitates an informal gathering of crafters. Main Reading Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6maggie2@myfairpoint.net.

BLUEBIRD FAIRY CARD READINGS: Artist Emily Anderson offers interpretations of her inspirational cards, as well as personal decks for purchase. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5-9:30 p.m. $8. Info, 238-4540.

‘BROKEN CIRCLE’ AUDITIONS: Actors try out for assorted roles in a new dark comedy by Jeanne Beckwith. Valley Players Theate , Waitsfield, 6-9 p.m. Free. Info, 485-5636.

PIKNIC ÉLECTRONIK: DJ sets and beat-driven music propel a dance party of epic proportions.

See piknicelectronik.com for details. Parc JeanDrapeau, 7 p.m. $13.50-15; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 514-904-1247.

SUNDAYS > 9:00 P.M.

FIBER ARTS FRIDAY: Grown-up yarn lovers get together for tea and casual craft time. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

‘ALL MY SONS’: Arthur Miller’s first successful play, about a man forced to take responsibility for his past, comes to the Vermont stage. Weston Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $21-55. Info, 824-5288.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Tykes ages 2 through 5 discover the magic of literature. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 454-8504.

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DOWNTOWN RISING: Plattsburgh comes alive with local food, music and art at the weekly market organized by Chazy Farm. Trinity Park, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-570-5016.

FIVE CORNERS FARMERS MARKET: Conscious consumers shop local produce, premade treats and crafts. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

FOODWAYS FRIDAYS: Cooks use heirloom herbs and veggies to revive historic recipes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $414; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

RICHMOND FARMERS MARKET: An open-air marketplace connects cultivators and fresh-food browsers. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 343-9778.

STOWE WINE & FOOD CLASSIC: Oenophiles pair award-winning varietals with gourmet fare while mingling with chefs, winemakers and craft brewers at this culinary celebration. See stowewine.com for details. Trapp Family Lodge, Stowe, 6 p.m. $201,000. Info, 888-683-2427.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.24, 9:15 a.m.

MAH JONGG TOURNAMENT: Players negotiate the tiles as refreshments flo . Barre Area Senior Center, 6-8 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 479-9512.

health & fitnes

LAUGHTER YOGA: Breathe, clap, chant and giggle!

New and experienced participants reduce stress with this playful practice. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext.

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RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.24.

STAYING FIT THROUGH SUMMER: Participants use timed intervals and other tools to improve cardiovascular health while gaining strength, agility and balance. Charlotte Senior Center, 9:15-10 a.m. $10.

Info, 343-7160.

YOGA FOR CYCLISTS: A ladies only evening of poses and postures strengthens muscles and focuses breath. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 7-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 448-4262.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.24.

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kids

ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Little ones up to age 4 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

ALL-AGES STORY TIME: Babies, toddlers and preschoolers participate in finger plays and action rhymes. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: Imaginative XP earners in grades 6 and up exercise their problem-solving skills in battles and adventures. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

STREAM SAFARI: See WED.24.

music

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See THU.25.

SEVEN DAYS

LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.24.

outdoors

FROGGER!: Learn to recognize slippery, bumpy amphibians by sight and sound with interpretive ranger Brian Aust. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

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‘ALL MY SONS’: See THU.25.

‘BOSTON MARRIAGE’: See THU.25.

‘BRANDON HAS TALENT’ AUDITIONS: See WED.24.

‘FAUST 3’: Free sourdough with aioli fuels audience members as they take in the play about a citizenless democracy. Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread

and Puppet Theate , Glover, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’: See WED.24.

‘LADY DAY AT EMERSON’S BAR AND GRILL’: See WED.24, 7:30 p.m.

VERMONT ACTORS REPERTORY THEATRE AUDITIONS: See WED.24.

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AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See THU.25, Essex Cinemas & T-Rex Theate , Essex Junction, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

BACKYARD CLASSIC: Lawn games, DJed tunes and Zero Gravity libations enliven a poolside party complete with a family-style dinner courtesy of Bluebird BBQ. Burlington Tennis Club, South Burlington, 5 p.m. $50. Info, 862-6736.

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FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT: Families set out lawn chairs and blankets for a kid-friendly film a ter noshing on berries and other treats. Fisher Brothers Farm, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 735-0005.

OPERA HD: ‘IL TRAVATORE’: Giuseppe Verdi’s tragic opera comes to life in a screening of the 2015 production starring Anna Netrebko as Leonora. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $16-60. Info, 760-4634.

CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: MUSLIM GIRLS MAKING CHANGE/VERMONT YOUNG WRITERS: A teen-driven open mic showcases local talent in an outdoor performance. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

EVERY DOG DESERVES ITS DAY: Josh Panda provides the soundtrack for a live auction benefit ting Long Trail Canine Rescue. Hotel Vermont, Burlington, 6 p.m. $27. Info, 863-5966.

FRIDAY MORNING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers use MFAstyle critique methods to analyze a novel-in-progress by a Burlington Writers Workshop member.

110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

GHOST WALK: SHADOWS OF THE PAST: Early risers familiarize themselves with the Burlington of yesteryear in a guided tour by local historian Thea Lewis. Top of Church St., Burlington, 9 a.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

SUMMER CINEMA SLAM: Vermont-made films and filmmakers present an indoor/outdoor mixer with live music, food trucks and beer. New England Youth Theatre, Brattleboro, 5:30-11 p.m. $10-15 plus cost of food. Info, brattfilmfest@gmail.com

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

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INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-0030.

BURLINGTON FARMERS MARKET: More than 90 stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172.

SCRIBE CIRCLE: Writers ages 16 and up trade constructive criticism on literary projects. Highgate Public Library, 7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 868-3970.

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RACIAL JUSTICE FILM SCREENING: ‘MIRRORS OF PRIVILEGE: MAKING WHITENESS VISIBLE’: Viewers interested in making meaningful change soak in the short film re ealing stages of denial, defensiveness, guilt, fear and shame. Good Shepherd Episcopal Church, Barre, 7-9 p.m. $7. Info, 505-8595.

art

OPEN CARVING STUDIO FOR STEAMROLLER PRINTMAKING: Prepare wood blocks for an event in September where you’ll turn them into massive prints. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 1-4 p.m. Free with $20 preregistration to printmaking event. Info, 253-8358.

bazaars

BCA SUMMER ARTIST MARKET: Juried artisans offer contemporary crafts and fine a t, weather permitting. Burlington City Hall Park, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

HARVEST FAIR AND MARKET FESTIVAL: Bargain hunters scour vendors for crafts, food. antiques and treasures. The Ridge Assembly of God, Brookfield, a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 598-7590.

MEALS ON WHEELS BOOK & TAG SALE: Bargain shoppers scoop up thrifty finds to suppo t the nonprofit. Mad Ri er Valley Senior Citizens Center, Evergreen Place, Waitsfield, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 496-9416.

GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: See FRI.26.

MARINES FAMILY PICNIC: A cookout and potluck brings together families of Marines who have served or are currently serving. Sand Bar State Park, Milton, 10 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 238-8405.

SAILORBRATION!: Community Sailing Center friends, campers, staff and volunteers paddle and play at an end-of-season sendoff. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 864-2499.

USED MUSICAL INSTRUMENT SALE: Gently used music makers find new homes at this fundraiser for music education. Sellers can drop items off on Friday between 4 and 7 p.m. Bethany Church of Montpelier, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0295.

VERMONT ACCESS TO REPRODUCTIVE FREEDOM BOWL-A-THON: Fundraisers knock ‘em down to support the National Network of Abortion Funds.

Spare Time Family Fun Center, Colchester, 7:309:30 p.m. $9. Info, 655-2720.

fairs & festivals

ALBURGH SUMMERFEST & CAR SHOW: Music, food, tractor drags, pony rides and kids’ activities get the party going. Field, 136 Rte. 2, Alburgh, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5 per car. Info, abcalburgh05440@gmail.com.

BONDVILLE FAIR: See FRI.26.

CALEDONIA COUNTY FAIR: See WED.24.

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CENTENNIAL CELEBRATION: Check out historic buildings, play lawn games, paint and picnic in celebration of the creation of national parks 100 years ago. Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historical Park, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 222.

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CIDERFEST: Local bands battle it out for a gig at Higher Ground while food trucks dish out farmfresh fare. See champlainorchardscidery.com for details. Champlain Orchards, Shoreham, 3-8 p.m. $5; free for kids until day of event; preregister. Info, 897-2777.

ADULT COLORING: Grown-ups grab colored pencils for a meditative and creative activity. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-12:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 878-4918.

CONTRA DANCE: David Millstone calls the steps while folks in clean, soft-soled shoes groove to rollicking rhythms by Cuckoo’s Nest. East Thetford Pavilion, walk-through, 7:45 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $610. Info, uppervalleydmc@gmail.com.

FOURTH SATURDAY SWING DANCE: Participants put their best foot forward at a session set to jazz, big band and contemporary music. Indoor shoes are required. Champlain Club, Burlington, beginner lesson, 8 p.m.; dance, 8:30 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

GREEN MOUNTAIN SWING: The 17-piece band is joined by special guests to get feet stepping at a benefit conce t for the Green Mountain Youth Symphony. Bring soft-soled shoes. Capital City Grange, Berlin, dance lessons, 6:15 p.m.; music, 7 p.m. $10-15. Info, 888-4470.

‘SON OF THE SHEIK’: Jeff Rapsis provides an instrumental score for the silent 1926 gem starring Rudolph Valentino. Brandon Town Hall, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 236-9237.

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: See THU.25.

CAPITAL CITY FARMERS MARKET: Meats and cheeses join farm-fresh produce, baked goods, and locally made arts and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 793-8347.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the fla or profiles of four di ferent confections. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

COCKTAIL PARTY: See THU.25.

STOWE WINE & FOOD CLASSIC: See FRI.26.

TRUCK STOP WINOOSKI: Merrymakers eat, drink and jam to live music at a dog- and family-friendly gathering of mobile food purveyors. Winooski Falls Way, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-0406.

VERMONT BREAKFAST ON THE FARM: Learn all about farming with a pancake breakfast and selfguided tours of the farm. Green Mountain Dairy Farm, Sheldon, 8:30 a.m.-1 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 828-2430.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.24, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

games

NORTHERN VERMONT SCRABBLE CLUB: Wordsmiths use lettered tiles to spell out winning combinations. Panera Bread, Barre, 1-5 p.m. Free.

Info, 524-1801.

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KARMA YOGA: Movers hit the mat during an outdoor stretch session to raise money for the Charlotte Recreation Scholarship Fund. Charlotte Town Beach, 8-9 a.m. $5-15. Info, 985-0090.

MAKING TOPICAL HERBAL REMEDIES: Clinical herbalist Julie Mitchell shows participants how to make healing mixtures, from poultices to salves.

Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1-3 p.m. $15-20. Info, 948-2000.

MIDDLEBURY NEW FILMMAKERS FESTIVAL: See THU.25, 9 a.m.-11:30 p.m.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.24, 8-9 a.m.

VERGENNES DAY: Vermont’s smallest city goes big with bandstand concerts, artisan vendors, kids’ activities, 5K and 10K races, a chicken barbecue and more. Vergennes Green, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7951.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.24, North End Studio A, Burlington, 9-10 a.m.

VERMONT COMIC CON: Comic-book fans get a kick out of artists, vendors and special guests, including actor Noelle Hannibal of Star Trek: First Contact. Sheraton Hotel & Conference Center, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-7 p.m. $18-100. Info, 603-339-8855.

WEIRDOFEST: A pig roast on the beach, blindfolded face painting, a parade and a bonfire bring out eccentric individuals. Onion River Campground, Plainfield, 3-10 p.m. $2-15. Info, 426-3233

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LITTLE ART, BIG FUN: Tina and Todd Logan lead a hands-on art-tastic activity for kiddos in conjunction with the “Big Art, Bold Vision” exhibit. Berlin Mall, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 272-5956.

PARENTS’ NIGHT OUT: Moms and dads hit the town while youngsters ages 4 through 11 have fun with arts, crafts, games and pizza, then wind down with a movie. ONE Arts Center, Burlington, 5-9 p.m. $1035. Info, oneartskids@gmail.com.

SATURDAY DROP-IN STORY TIME: A weekly selection of songs and narratives engages all ages.

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Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

STREAM SAFARI: See WED.24.

‘TOMMY’ AUDITIONS: Young thespians try out for Lyric Theatre Companys fall production. See lyrictheatrevt.org for details. Fusion 802 Dance, South Burlington, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 658-1484.

WHOLE BOOK APPROACH STORYTIME: Kids learn how words, pictures and book design work together to complete a narrative. Phoenix Books Essex, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 872-7111.

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ROCKIN’ THE LITTLE RIVER: TOUR OF WATERBURY DAM: Take a guided tour of Vermont’s largest handbuilt earthen dam. Top of the Waterbury Dam, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11:30 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister. Info, 244-7103.

seminars

VCAM’S DIGITAL EDITING CERTIFICATION: Adobe Premiere users get familiar with the most recent version of the editing software. Prerequisite of VCAM Access Orientation or equivalent, or instructor’s permission. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m.

Free. Info, 651-9692.

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AARON LEWIS: The musician del es into country tunes from his first fu l-length album, The Roa .

Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $46. Info, 775-0570.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See THU.25.

COOLER IN THE MOUNTAINS CONCERT SERIES: Santa Mamba straddles multicultural Latin influ ences for a colorful, commanding performance in an outdoor setting. Snowshed Lodge, Killington Resort, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 422-6201.

KING OF THE COURT: Players swing their rackets in short sets and top-dog doubles to raise funds for the King Street Center. Burlington Tennis Club, South Burlington, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. $30. Info, 862-6736.

SUGAR & SPICE ‘DOUBLE STACK’ NIGHT: Racers whip around the asphalt track in souped-up vehicles. Devil’s Bowl Speedway, West Haven, 7 p.m. $10-12; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 265-3112.

DAVID ROSANE & THE AMERICAN ZOOKEEPERS: The singe -songwriter teams up with the indie power-rock band for post-punk refrains. ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery, South Pomfret, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 457-3500.

END OF SUMMER PARTY & LOCAL MUSIC SHOWCASE: Whiskey & Wine headline an evening of local talent and BYOB libations. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8 a.m. $5. Info, 356-2776.

KEN SILVERMAN TRIO: The modern jazz guitar group from New York City plays original tunes with varied musical influences. Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $20; $40 includes dinner package; preregister; BYOB. Info, 247-4295.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.24.

LEWIS FRANCO WITH THE BARNSTALKERS: Local musicians get listeners kicking up their heels. The Blue Barn, Calais, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-8030 or 223-0882.

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‘ALL MY SONS’: See THU.25, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

‘BOSTON MARRIAGE’: See THU.25.

‘BROKEN CIRCLE’ AUDITIONS: See THU.25, 1-4 p.m.

‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’: See WED.24.

‘LADY DAY AT EMERSON’S BAR AND GRILL’: See WED.24, 7:30 p.m.

‘THE PRODUCERS’ AUDITIONS: Strap on your dancing shoes and show your stuff to Adirondack Regional Theatre for the chance to sing in the firs musical presented in the newly renovated venue.

Strand Center Theatre, Plattsburgh N. ., 1-6 p.m.

Free. Info, adirondackregionaltheatre@hotmail. com.

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BOOK SALE: Scoop up stories on the cheap.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-1 p.m.

Cost of books. Info, 223-3338.

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BIRD MONITORING WALK: Experienced ornithology enthusiasts bring binoculars and keep an eye out for winged wonders.

Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 7:30-9 a.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 434-2167.

OPEN CARVING STUDIO FOR STEAMROLLER PRINTMAKING: See SAT.27.

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LAKE CHAMPLAIN ISLANDS FARM & FOOD FESTIVAL: Pizza, popcorn, demonstrations by farmers, face painting and bicycle smoothies make for a family-friendly event. Health Hero Farm, South Hero, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 309-5011.

MIDDLEBURY NEW FILMMAKERS FESTIVAL: See THU.25, 8:30 a.m.-7:30 p.m.

VERMONT COMIC CON: See SAT.27, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

food & drink

CARRIBBEAN FOOD NITE: Traditional meals prepared with love nourish body and soul. Incubator, Winooski, 6-10 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 683-4918.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.27.

Lyrics by Tim Rice

Music by Andrew Lloyd Webber

Aug. 17 to Sept. 3 (Wed.–Sat.) 7:30 p.m. at Stowe Town Hall Theater tickets and info at stowetheatre.com New: Libations provided by Boyden Valley Vineyard!

Jesus Christ Superstar is produced by special arrangement with the

FARM TO TABLE ITALIAN DINNER: Floating Bridge Rodgers and Hammerstein organization.

Food & Farms curates an outdoor evening of locavore fare, including meet and greets with farmers.

Ariel’s Restaurant, Brookfield, 5-9 p.m. $68 plus cost of drinks. Info, 276-0787.

12v-stowetheatreguild081016.indd 1 8/9/16 3:57 PM POP-UP RESTAURANT: CARIBBEAN FOOD NITE: Ancestral cooking methods are lovingly used to prepare dishes that nourish the whole body.

Incubator, Winooski, 6-10 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 683-4918.

STOWE WINE & FOOD CLASSIC: See FRI.26, noon-4 p.m.

WINOOSKI FARMERS MARKET: Area growers and bakers offer ethnic fare, assorted harvests and agricultural products against a backdrop of live music.

Winooski Falls Way, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, info@ downtownwinooski.org.

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health & fitnes

BREATH WORK & SOUND HEALING WORKSHOP: Dive deep, let go of unhealthy patterns and heal to the hymns of the crystal singing bowl. Sangha Studio, Burlington, 1:30-3 p.m. $20-25. Info, 448-4262.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.24.

NIA WITH SUZY: Drawing from martial, dance and healing arts, sensory-based movements push participants to their full potential. South End Studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $14. Info, 522-3691.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: Peaceful people gather for guided meditation and interactive discussions. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10. Info, assistant@ centerformindfullearning.org.

dance

BALKAN FOLK DANCING: Louise Brill and friends organize participants into lines and circles set to complex rhythms. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 4-7 p.m. $6; free for first-timers; bring snacks to share. Info, 540-1020.

etc.

DOG DAYS OF SUMMER: Pups splash around to raise money for the Rutland County Humane Society. Northwood Pool, Rutland, 10 a.m.-noon. $5.

Info, 483-9171.

GHOST WALK: SHADOWS OF THE PAST: See SAT.27.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

SUNDAYS FOR FLEDGLINGS: From feathers and fly ing to art and zoology, junior birders ages 5 through 9 develop research and observation skills. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-3 p.m. Regular admission, $3.50-7; free for members; preregister.

Info, 434-2167.

language

BASIC & INTERMEDIATE SPANISH GROUP: Students roll their Rs while practicing en español.

New Moon Café, Burlington, 2:45-4 p.m. $15. Info, maigomez1@hotmail.com.

lgbtq

LGBTQ FIBER ARTS GROUP: A knitting, crocheting and weaving session welcomes all ages, gender identities, sexual orientations and skill levels. Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 860-7812.

montréal

PIKNIC ÉLECTRONIK: See THU.25.

music

CELEBRATION OF EXPRESSIVE ARTS: KAT WRIGHT & BRETT HUGHES: The dynamic duo sings and strums as diners enjoy a meal. The Inn, Montgomery Center, dinner, 6 p.m.; concert, 7 p.m. $35; preregister; limited space. Info, 326-4391.

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OWL PROWL & NIGHT GHOST HIKE: Flashlight holders spy denizens of dusk on a journey to 19thcentury settlement ruins, where spooky Vermont tales await. History Hike parking lot, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-3; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

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CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISCOVERY HIKE: Learn how abandoned farms became dense forests.

Wear sturdy shoes. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-4; free for children ages 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103

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STRATTON MOUNTAIN MUSIC: DONAVON FRANKENREITER: The songwriter and pro su fer dishes out bluesy numbers. Rick Redington and Heather Lynne open. Stratton Mountain Resort, 6-8:45 p.m. $20-25; free for kids 10 and under with an adult. Info, 297-4000.

VERMONT SENIOR GAMES: Sportsmen and -women ages 40 and up swim, cycle, and run their way to the gold. Herbert I. Johnson Recreation Center, Killington, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. $5-80. Info, 773-1822.

IRENE’S FIFTH ANNIVERSARY: Picnickers celebrate community volunteerism while officials dedicate the new town park. Various Rochester locations, 11:30 a.m.-6 p.m. Free. Info, 767-3631.

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‘ALL MY SONS’: See THU.25, 3 p.m.

CENTRAL VERMONT CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See THU.25.

‘LADY DAY AT EMERSON’S BAR AND GRILL’: See WED.24, 2 p.m.

LAKE CHAMPLAIN CHAMBER MUSIC FESTIVAL: See WED.24.

‘THE ODD COUPLE’ AUDITIONS: See WED.24, 1 p.m.

‘THE PRODUCERS’ AUDITIONS: See SAT.27, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

MOZART FESTIVAL: Violist Scott Woolweaver and accompanying musicians explore a selection of masterpieces including Ave Verum Corpus. Our Lady of the Snows, Woodstock, 4 p.m. $10. Info, 457-2322.

‘TOMMY’ AUDITIONS: Actors show their stuff in try outs for Lyric Theatres fall production. See lyrictheatrevt.org for details. Fusion 802 Dance, South Burlington, 9:45 a.m.-2:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-1484.

POSSUMHAW: Folk and bluegrass please the ears as picnickers lounge on the grass. Grand Isle Lake House, picnicking, 5:30 p.m.; concert, 6:30 p.m. $20-25, free for kids 12 and under. Info, 372-8889.

‘WHATFORWARD CIRCUS’ & ‘ONWARD PAGEANT’: Primitive puppets and their players unravel the passions and politics of our capitalist culture, proposing out-there solutions to difficult problems.

Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Theate , Glover, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

UKELELE MELEE: Fingers fly at a group lesson on the four-stringed Hawaiian instrument. Fletcher Room. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

UNCOMMON JAM FESTIVAL: Celtic ensemble Solas headlines the gathering of musical talent. Newbury Village Common, 2-7 p.m. $20; free for kids under 12. Info, 748-2600.

outdoors

CHOOSE YOUR OWN DISCOVERY HIKE: See SAT.27, 2 p.m.

agriculture

HANDS IN THE DIRT: Seniors work side by side with preschoolers in the garden while stories and snacks keep spirits high. Transportation and interpretation available; call for details. Archibald Neighborhood Garden, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 864-7528.

seminars

GUIDED MUSHROOM FORAY: On a guided expedition with Ari Rockland-Miller of the Mushroom Forager, seekers learn how to ferret out fungi.

Footprint Farm, Starksboro, 2-4 p.m. $25; preregister; limited space. Info, 413-687-2184.

crafts

sports

ADVENTURE RIDE: Cyclists embark on a 20-mile mystery ride over varying terrain. Bring snacks and call for details. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

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A SUMMER MOTH: Bobby Stoddard leads a storytelling session pinned on the theme of “chanced encounters.” Phantom Theate , Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 496-5997.

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CYCLE 4 CMT: Bikers raise money to find a cure for Charcot-Marie-Tooth disease. The Old Lantern Inn & Barn, Charlotte, 8 a.m.-3 p.m. $35-55. Info, 508-330-5828.

AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See THU.25, Killington Grand Resort Hotel, 8 a.m.-1 p.m. Sears Hometown Store, St. Albans, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. St. Paul’s United Methodist Church of St. Albans, noon5 p.m.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE PICKUP: Athletes bust out their discs for a casual game. Bring cleats and white and dark shirts.

Calahan Park, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, gmdaboard@gmail.com.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.24, 7 p.m.

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WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Swift females of varying skill levels break a sweat while making runs for the goal. For ages 18 and up. Rain location: Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center.

Soccer fields, Leddy Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; $3 for rain location. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail. com.

ZOE’S RACE: Runners raise funds to support Howard Center services for kids and families.

Oakledge Park, Burlington, 8 a.m.-12:15 p.m. $2040. Info, 488-6000.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: See THU.25, 11 a.m.

STORY TIME & CRAFTS WITH CAITLIN: Engaging narratives complement seasonally themed creative projects. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30-11 a.m.

Free. Info, 955-5124.

language

ADVANCED-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Language learners perfect their pronunciation with guest speakers. Private residence, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

outdoors

ROCKIN’ THE LITTLE RIVER: TOUR OF WATERBURY DAM: See SAT.27.

sports

BTV MTB RIDE: Mountain bikers of all levels maneuver over local trails. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

talks

SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of the salsa, merengue, bachata and cha-cha. North End Studio A, Burlington, fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 227-2572.

SOCIAL GATHERING: Those who are deaf or hard of hearing or want to learn American Sign Language get together to break down communication barriers. The No th Branch Café, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m.

Cost of food and drink. Info, 595-4001.

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KIDS’ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS NIGHT: Experienced and novice players ages 9 through 13 take on challenges to defeat enemies in this pen-and-paper role-playing game. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

dance

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

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GREEN MOUNTAIN BOOK AWARDS READER’S CLUB: Lit lovers grades 9 through 12 and up chat about Bill Konigsburg’s The Porcupine of ruth.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

CIRCUS OPEN HOUSE & FREE CLASS: Try your hand at trapeze, juggling, or high wire! New England Center for Circus Arts, Brattleboro, 4:30-6:30 p.m.

Free; kids under 18 must have signed waiver from adult. Info, 254-9780.

RACE TO THE TOP OF VERMONT & KIDS FUN RUN: Hikers, bikers, and runners, oh my! Athletes ascend to great heights to support the Catamount Trail Association.

Stowe Mountain Resort, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. $50. Info, 864-5794.

VERMONT SENIOR GAMES: See SAT.27.

FIRST-TIME KINDERGARTENERS: Kids and parents gear up for the school year at a meet-and-greet complete with stories, activities and an open discussion. Each new student gets a free book.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

LEARN TO KNIT: Teens and adults yarn-bomb a light pole and learn a new fiber cra t. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

etc.

A MOVE A THON 5K RUN: Athletes hop on board for a chip-timed 5K run and walk. Rail Trail, Lebanon, N.H., 8:30-10 a.m. $25. Info, 272-1396.

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MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.24.

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.28, 7 p.m.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.24, North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.24.

SLIDING-SCALE STUDENT HERB CLINIC: Clinical interns give two-hour, one-on-one consultations.

Railyard Apothecary, Burlington, 4-8 p.m. $5-10; preregister. Info, 224-7100.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.24.

THREE NIGHTS OF STIMULATING CONVERSATION: Literati get together for a series of discussions on Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida and Richard III with Michael Barnhart of Raw Shakespeare Company.

Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

theater

MONDAYS AT THE IMPROV: Emerging entertainers express themselves through theater games and acting techniques for onstage and off. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 999-7373.

‘TOMMY’ AUDITIONS: See SUN.28, 5:45-10:45 p.m.

words

THE MONDAY NIGHT POETRY WORKSHOP: Wordsmiths analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members.

110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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GREEN DRINKS: Libations get folks talking at a socially conscious networking event. The Skinny Pancake, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Cost of drinks. Info, 540-0188.

RENTAL INCOME SEMINAR: Those seeking financia freedom and security get wise to the ways of real estate investment. Preferred Properties, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 318-7654.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See FRI.26.

TUESDAY VOLUNTEER NIGHTS: Helping hands pitch in around the shop by organizing parts, moving bikes and tackling other projects. Children

under 12 must be accompanied by an adult. Bike Recycle Vermont, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-9687.

dance

BEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & FUSION DANCING: Pupils get schooled in the fundamentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST SWING: Fun-loving folks learn the smooth, sexy stylings of modern swing dance. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwestie@ gmail.com.

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different forms, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

environment

WALKING CONVERSATION ON CLIMATE CHANGE: Outdoor amblers converse about climate change issues. Various New York locations, 7 a.m. Free. Info, mmd.slp@charter.net.

etc.

AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: Healthy donors give the gift of life. The Residence at Shelburne Bay, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 800-733-2767.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

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‘ALIENS’: Sigourney Weaver stars in the 1986 film about space creatures. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7-10 p.m. Free. Info, 540-3018.

‘GRANDMA’: Lily Tomlin stars as an older woman trying to help her granddaughter get an abortion in the 2015 drama. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema hounds view campy features at this ode to offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

food & drink

‘IT’S THE BEER TALKING’ KICKOFF PARTY: Enthusiasts and casual sippers alike tap into a new podcast dedicated to suds. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5:30 p.m. $10. Info, 540-0406.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.24, 7 p.m.

CHESS CLUB: Players of all ages put on their thinking caps in a relaxed, supportive atmosphere.

Pierson Library, Shelburne, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 985-5124.

health & fitnes

BRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Hop to it! Get fit with strength, endurance, agility and coordination exercises. Otter Valley North Campus Gym, Brandon, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

DE-STRESS YOGA: See THU.25, 5:45-7 p.m.

GENTLE DROP-IN YOGA: Yogis hit the mat for a hatha class led by Betty Molnar. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:30-5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

KICKBOXING CLASS WITH BELINDA: Athletes embrace their inner badass by building endurance, strength and flexibili y in a class propelled by fun music. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $15.

Info, bestirredfitness@gmail.com MEN’S YOGA: Gents stretch and strengthen their limbs and learn how the practice can calm the nervous system. Balance Yoga, Richmond, 7:15-8:15 p.m. $14. Info, 434-8401.

ZUMBA WITH ALLISON: Conditioning is disguised as a party at this rhythm-driven workout session.

Swan Dojo, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $10. Info, 227-7221.

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kids

LEGO CHALLENGE: Burgeoning builders tackle construction tasks with colorful blocks. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Melody makers ages 3 through 5 sing and dance the morning away.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 264-5660.

READ TO WILLY WONKA THE CHOCOLATE LAB: Kiddos cozy up for story time with the library’s furry friend. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3:304 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

TODDLER STORY TIME: Good listeners up to 3 years old have fun with music, rhymes, snacks and captivating tales. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

language

BEGINNER-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Basic communication skills are on the agenda at a guided lesson. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20.

Info, 324-1757.

‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195.

PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Frenchlanguage folks engage in dialogue en français.

Burlington Bay Market & Café, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-2431.

music

OPEN JAM SESSION: Musicians follow the flow and explore sound together. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

SACRED HARP SING: Vocalists warm up, then launch into early American a cappella songs in a relaxed, harmonic evening. Listeners are welcome.

Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Theate , Glover, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3031.

THE WALLFLOWERS: The rock band led y Jakob Dylan delivers roots-rock refrains. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 8 p.m. $35-65. Info, 775-0570

seminars

HEALTHY SNACKS FOR HAPPY BELLIES: Lisa Masè of Harmonized Cookery shares recipes with medicinal properties. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. $3-5; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

BURLINGTON RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB: See THU.25.

JOSE LUIS ALVAREZ, FRANÇOIS SIMARD & ROGER RAINVILLE: Experts discuss “The Amazing Monarch Butterfly & How You Can Help Save It.” ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. $11.50-14.50; free for members and kids under 2.

Info, 864-1848.

theater

dance

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.24.

ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE CLASS: See WED.24.

SCIENCE LOVES ART: See WED.24.

kids

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.24.

etc.

STREAM SAFARI: See WED.24.

AMERICAN RED CROSS BLOOD DRIVE: See THU.25, CSWD Administrative Office, illiston, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Pownal Rescue Squad, 6 p.m.

BIKE SMUT 9: SCIENCE FRICTION: See THU.25, Main Street Museum, White River Junction, 7-9 p.m. $10-20; for ages 18 and up. Info, 356-2776.

‘ALL MY SONS’: See THU.25.

‘TOMMY’ AUDITIONS: See SUN.28, 5:45-10:45 p.m.

words

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.24.

ADULT BOOK DISCUSSION: Muriel Barbery’s The Elegance of the Hedgehog sparks lively discussion.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 1-2 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

fil

LIFE DRAWING: See WED.24.

comedy

NICK OFFERMAN & MEGAN MULLALLY: The married actors and comedians expose the bawdy details of their union for the world to see. See calendar spotlight. Flynn MainStage, Burlington, 8 p.m. $42.25-62.75. Info, 863-5966.

crafts

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See WED.24.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.24.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: Ladies dribble up and down the court during an evening of friendly competition. See meetup.com for details. Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free.

Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.24.

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theater

‘ALL MY SONS’: See THU.25, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

INTRODUCTION TO TAI CHI: Instructor Ellie Hayes demonstrates the moving meditation passed down through generations. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 5-6 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

‘JESUS CHRIST SUPERSTAR’: See WED.24.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.24.

words

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.24.

‘LADY DAY AT EMERSON’S BAR AND GRILL’: See WED.24.

‘TOMMY’ AUDITIONS: See SUN.28, 5:45-10:45 p.m.

‘GUY READS’ BOOK CLUB: Menfolk enjoy good books and drinks. Groennfell Meadery, Colchester, 6-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 264-5660, burnhamlib@colchestervt.gov.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.24.

NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.24.

VETERANS BOOK GROUP: Readers who have served join Michael Heaney for a discussion of words. South Burlington Veterans Center, 5-6:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 862-1806.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.24.

TAI CHI FOR ALL: See WED.24.

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BIKE BUM RACE SERIES: See WED.24.

COMMUNITY SUPPER: See WED.24.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT SOUND BATH: See WED.24.

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INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.24.

sports

food & drink

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.24.

KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: See WED.24.

INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.24.

THE MAGIC OF BIRD MIGRATION: See WED.24.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.24.

art

BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.24.

outdoors

EPIC MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: See WED.24.

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BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.24.

CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: DADDY LONG LEGS: The roots and blues group engages audi ences in an outdoor performance. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

‘BELLE’: Gugu Mbatha-Raw INFINITE SUMMER: UBIQUITOUS O SA RI T.2 stars as the half-black daughter NT 7|M A CATATONIA: QUESTIONS, ANYONE? USIC | KEN SILVERM of a British admiral who plays a role *GULP*: Ambitious intellectuals discuss in the abolishment of slavery in Britain. pages 883-981 of David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free.

Jest. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Info, 748-2600.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space.

Info, 383-8104.

SEARCH FOR MEANING ADULT DISCUSSION GROUP: Avid readers reflect on selected texts.

Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-561-6920.

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INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: See WED.24.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: See WED.24.

KERYN NIGHTINGALE: Actors perform excerpts from the early chapters of the Warren author’s novel Moon Thread . Phantom Theate , Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-5997.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.24.

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KNITTING HOUSE SOCKS AT NIDO: In this three-part class, increase your beginner knitting skills and learn how to make house socks. Master working in the round on double-pointed needles creating a rib, heel flap, turning the heel, picking up and creating a gusset, decreasing, and using the Kitchner stitch to graft the toe. Thu., Sep. 15, 22 & 29, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $108/3part, 6.5-hour class; materials incl. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington. Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

KNITTING FOR BEGINNERS I: In this three-part class, learn the basics of knitting while making your very first chunky hat! Begin with swatching a gauge and casting on. Learn to knit and purl in the round on a circular needle. Complete by switching to doublepointed needles to decrease and bind off. Wed., Oct. 5, 12 & 19, 6-8 p.m. Cost: $108/3 2-hour classes; materials incl.

Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington. Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

MAKE IT SEW! SERIES AT NIDO: Interested in widening your sewing machine skills beyond basic hemming? This four-week sewing series will introduce beginner sewers to several new machine skills and develop the foundation to move forward with solo projects. Students will create a drawstring bag, apron, zip pouches and more. Nido has kids’ classes, too! Wed., Sep. 7, 14, 21 & 28, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $220/4 3-hour classes; materials incl. Location: Nido Fabric and Yarn, 209 College St., Suite 2E, Burlington. Info: 881-0068, info@nidovt.com, nidovt.com.

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culinary MAKING ITALIAN PIZZA: VT Slow Food Fundraiser Class & Lunch: Origin, Culture and Baking Techniques Of Neapolitan Pizza.

Join us on a culinary journey to 18th-century Naples as we learn about the birthplace of pizza, the craftsmanship of the pizzaiolo, and the unique geographical and environmental conditions that make the Campania region of Italy world renowned for its pizza. Sun., Aug. 28, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. Cost: $95/3-hour class + coffee, tastings, lunch & your own dough to take home.

Location: Brotbakery, Brotbakery, 38 Meade Rd., Fairfax. Info: Anna Mays, 484-459-1916, anna. mays@gmail.com, brotbakery. com/classes.

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ADULT: DRAWING: Instructor: Misoo Filan. ˜ is class will focus on the fundamentals of observational drawing skills. Students will acquire the technical and conceptual foundation of drawing while developing their personal vision and creative goals within the field. Students will gain hands-on experience with a wide variety of drawing materials and drawing techniques. 6 Mon., 10 a.m.-noon, Sep. 12-Oct. 17. Cost: $186/person; member discount avail. Location: ˜ e Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 9853648, info@theshelburnecraft school.org, theshelburnecrafts chool.org.

ADULT: METALS 1: ˜ is class will focus on jewelry design, small sculpture or functional art.

Students will complete several practice pieces before designing and creating wearable finished pieces out of sterling silver. ˜ ere will be weekly demonstrations including sawing, drilling, piercing, annealing, texturing, jump rings, forming and soldering techniques. Instructor: Sarah Sprague. 8 Wed., 5:30-8 p.m., Sep. 7-Oct. 26. Cost: $365/ person; member discount avail. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: 985-3648, info@theshel burnecraftschool.org, theshel burnecraftschool.org.

WORKSHOP: FORGING AND FORMING: Instructor: Sarah Sprague. Students will be guided through a series of metalsmithing techniques to create a silver ring. Using hammers, steel blocks, anvils and a rolling mill, you will forge your metal into shape. You will leave this class with a finished silver ring and a new set of skills. Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Nov. 11 & 12. Cost: $241/person; member discount avail. Location: ˜ e Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@

CLUB LEVEL 50 DANCE LESSONS: New experimental dance system called Club Level 50 starting this year in South Burlington. ˜ e American folk dance brought into the 21st century. Squares and couples all in twelve lessons. Dancing designed to reduce stress, increase energy, as well as improve flexibility and more. One great team contact sport. Tue. nights starting Sep. 13. Cost: $5/1.5 hours. Location: Club Level 50, Fred Tuttle Middle School, 500 Dorset St., S. Burlington. Info: Raymond Moskewich, 233-0648, raymosk@comcast.net.

DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa. Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! ˜ ere is no better time to start than now! Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class. Location: North

End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Jon Bacon, 355-1818, crandalltyler@hotmail. com, dsantosvt.com.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 5981077, info@salsalina.com.

SWING DANCE LESSONS: Fourweek series of beginner swing dance classes with Vermont’s premier swing dance teacher, Terry Bouricius. Learn the basics of the Jitterbug (also called East Coast swing). No partner necessary. Each one-hour class will be followed by a 15-minute DJed practice period. 4 Wed. in Sep. (7, 14, 21 & 28), 7:45 p.m.

Cost: $10/person per class ($40 for the 4-week series). Location: Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: Vermont Swings, Terry Bouricius, 8648382, terryb@burlingtontele com.net, vermontswings.com.

drumming DJEMBE IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Learn drumming technique and music on West African drums! Drums provided! Burlington Beginners Djembe, Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Aug. 31, $24/2 weeks; Sep. 21, $48/4 weeks. $15/ drop-in. Djembes are provided.

Montpelier Beginners Djembe, ˜ u., 7-8:20 p.m. Djembe workshop, Sep.1, $22; Djembe tuning workshop, Sep. 8, $22.

Montpelier Conga workshop, ˜ u., 5:30-6:50 p.m., Sep. 8, $22.

Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class! Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington;

Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

Center for the Spiritual Sciences, 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

KID’S AND PARENTS’ WORLD DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Tue. Taiko in Burlington (ages 6 and up): 4-5:20 p.m., starting Aug. 30, $30/child or $58/parent-child for 2 weeks; Wed. Djembe in Burlington (ages 6 and up): 4:305:20 p.m., Sep. 21, $48/child or $92/parent-child for 4 weeks.

Montpelier: ˜ u., 3:30-4:20 (ages 3-5) and ˜ u., 4:30-5:20 (ages 6 and up) starting Sep. 1, $25/child or $48/parent-child for 2 weeks; Oct. 6, $36/child or $69/parent-child for 3 weeks (no class Oct. 20): Five-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class!. Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin.

Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko. org.

RETIREMENT PLANNING WORKSHOP: Worried that you may never be able to retire?

Concerned about scammers, financial “phishers” eager to fleece you of your hard-earned savings?

No savings? Learn how you can realistically protect yourself, plan for an enjoyable retirement and avoid being fleeced. Taking this course will not expose you to pushy salespeople, annoying phone calls or other forms of harassment from investment gurus. Led by Sue Mehrtens, teacher, author, investor and happy semi-retiree. Sat., Sep. 10, Oct. 15, Nov. 12, 9-11 a.m.

Location: Jungian Center for the Spiritual Sciences, 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

TAIKO DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Study with Stuart Paton of Burlington Taiko! Burlington Beginner/ Recreational Class, Tue., 5:306:20 p.m., starting Aug. 30, $24/2 weeks; Sep. 20, $48/4 weeks. Accelerated Taiko Program for Beginners, Mon. & Wed., 6:30-8:20 p.m. starting Aug. 29, $120/5 classes (no class Sep. 5); Sep. 19, $144/3 weeks.

Montpelier Taiko Beginners, ˜ u., 5:30-6:50 p.m., single day workshop on Sep. 1, $22. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class! Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 9994255, burlingtontaiko.org.

empowerment JUNGIAN PERSPECTIVES ON CURRENT EVENTS: In our transitional time, Carl Jung offers many thoughtful insights into what’s going on now, from the phenomenon of Donald Trump to the climate crisis. Melding Jung’s perspectives with the ideas of nine experts, this course considers how we might best move forward as we grapple with the challenges ahead. Led

by Sue Mehrtens, author of C.G. Jung’s Wisdom for Our Time. ˜ u., Sep. 1, Oct. 6, Nov. 3, Dec. 1, Jan. 5, Feb. 2, Mar. 2, Apr. 6, May 4, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $90/person.

Location: Jungian Center for the Spiritual Sciences, 55 Clover La., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

PEACE, PACIFISM AND OUR PROSPECTS FOR THE FUTURE: Riane Eisler’s “partnership model,” Johann Galtung’s concept of “structural violence,” and ˜ oreau’s ideas on civil disobedience join with Martin Luther King’s letters and Carl Jung’s ideas to consider how we might cope in this perilous time and work toward a peaceful world.

Led by Sue Mehrtens. Wed., Sep. 7, 14, 21 & 28, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60/person. Location: Jungian

HOW BUILDING A STRONG PERSONAL FOUNDATION CAN HELP YOU CREATE A CAREER YOU LOVE: Learn how a strong personal foundation sets the stage for successfully moving into a career you love, how daily rituals can support you in more easily navigating major career transitions, and more. Led by Cornelia Ward, author and career and business mentor with an MA in community economic development, who has been helping people reach their career goals for over 15 years; her book Go Forward Fearlessly! supports people in successfully navigating career changes and other major life transitions. Sep. 8, 6-7:30 p.m. Location: Facebook. Info: Cornelia, 864-2978.

family SEXUAL VIOLENCE SUMMIT: Admission will be $85 per person or $70 for 4 or more within same organization, purchased at same time. Who should attend? Law enforcement, advocates, child protection workers, clinicians, educators, community partners, counselors, lawyers, GALAs, MDT members and anyone who is interested! Purchase tickets here: eventbrite.com/e/2016our-house-sexual-violencesummit-tickets-26810449777.

Sep. 14, 9-4 p.m. Cost: $70/8 CEU hours. Location: Lake Morey Inn, Fairlee. Info: OUR House of Central Vermont, Rebecca Duranleau, 476-8825, ourhouse barredirector@gmail.com.

Feldenkrais OILING THE HIP JOINTS SERIES: Uwe will teach a series of Awareness ˜ rough Movement lessons that will help you to discover your hip joints and explore their potential for movement. ˜ e positive effects will be felt in many daily activities, like walking and sitting, and will improve your overall flexibility. You do not need prior Feldenkrais experience. Series will be offered in Burlington, Charlotte, Richmond and Middlebury. ˜ u. starting Sep.15, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

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Sacred Mountain Studio, 215 College St., Burlington. Info: VermontFeldenkrais, Uwe Mester, 735-3770, info@vermont feldenkrais.com, vermontfelden krais.com.

fitnes FREE ZUMBA CLASS: Conditioning is disguised as a party in this rhythm-driven workout session. Sun., Aug. 28, 10-11 a.m. Location: Top of Church Street, outside 19 Church St., Burlington. Info: Allison Ailor, 227-7221, allisonailor@gmail. com, allisonailor.zumba.com.

gardening LANDSCAPE DESIGN FOR HOME OWNERS: This 4-pa t series (Wed. evenings) led by professional landscape designer Silvia Jope, will help map out your dream landscape. Weekly on Wed., Sep. 14-Oct. 5, 6-8 p.m.

Cost: $160/person. Location: Gardener’s Supply Burlington Garden Center, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505.

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5TH ANNUAL STEAMROLLER PRINTMAKING WORKSHOP: Join fellow families and artists in making some BIG prints with heavy machinery at Sushi Yoshi in Stowe. A great time for all!

Sat., Sep. 10 (rain date Sep. 11), 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Cost: $20/person.

Location: Sushi Yoshi parking lot, 1128 Mountain Rd., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, education@helenday. com, helenday.com.

martial arts CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS: At Wu Xing Chinese Martial Arts, martial art is a way of life, not a sport. We offer the finest instruction in two complete internal Chinese martial arts — Taijiquan and Pudaoquan — at an affordable price. Our classes for adults have a friendly and conversational atmosphere, geared toward learning quickly and well. Fri., 6-7 p.m. & 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-noon & noon-1 p.m.; Tue., 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $5/ trial class; $15/1-hour class or $50 for 1 mo. of classes (incl. all offered). Location: 303 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Wu Xing Chinese Martial Arts, 355-1301, info@wxcma.com, wxcma.com.

SHAMBHALA LEVEL 1: THE ART OF BEING HUMAN: Inspiring and rich introductory mindfulness course for beginners and experienced meditators. The Shambhala path offers a way to work with sadness and negativity. Through the practice of medi tation, we glimpse unconditional goodness as the ground of our existence. Course includes meditation instruction and practice, talks on Shambhala teachings, and discussions. Sat., Sep. 10, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. & Sun., Sep. 11, 9 a.m.-noon. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 South Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Elizabeth Kanard, 6586795, ekanard@gmail.com, burlington.shambhala.org/ program-details/?id=267877.

nature SUSTAINABLE LANDSCAPE STEWARDS: A course for community leaders, municipal employees and concerned citizens offered by Lake Champlain Sea Grant. Topic experts teach watershed science and the impact of land use and increased storm events on water resources; lake, river and wetland processes; water quality regulations; and online resources for hazard resiliency and sustainable practices. 1.25 University of Vermont Continuing Education Credits approved. Wed., Sep. 21 & 28 & Oct. 5 & 19: 6-8:30 p.m., & Sat., Oct. 15, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $210/4 2.5-hour classes & 1 4-hour field trip. Location: Aiken Center, University of Vermont, 81 Carrigan Dr., Burlington. Info: Lake Champlain Sea Grant, Linda Patterson, 656-7668, lspatter@ uvm.edu, uvm.edu/seagrant/ sustainable-landscape-stewards.

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HOLISTIC ANIMAL HEALING COURSE: Is your soul calling you to help sick and suffering animals? Learn to help animals in a life-changing way with the power of energy healing, medicinal plants, extracts, animal aromatherapy, nutrition and more.

Comprehensive Holistic Animal Healing training and certification that creates profound healing for pets, homeless animals and wildlife. Mon., Sep. 12-Fri., Sep. 16, 8:30 a.m.-end. Location: West Hill House B&B, Warren. Info: Christine Sullivan, 910-338-0511, christineanimalhealer@yahoo. com, earthskyanimalhealing. com/animal-healing-course.

TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Hwa Yu Tai Chi Fall Semester is open to beginning students. Regular practice of Tai Chi can improve balance and coordination, ease tension, recharge energy, wake up the mind. Enjoy the many benefits of ai Chi. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been teaching since 1974. Mixed-level class maximizes mentoring opportunities. Mon. starting Sep. 12, 5-6 p.m. Cost: $120/12-week semester, or try 6 weeks for $72.

Location: Taplin Room, Christ Church, 64 State St., Montpelier.

Info: Ellie Hayes, 456-1983, info@ elliehayes.net, elliehayes.net.

pregnancy/ childbirth PRENATAL METHOD STUDIO: Prenatal and postnatal yoga and barre classes. Yoga for Fertility Class Series. Childbirth Education Series and weekend intensives. Yoga Alliance Registered Prenatal Yoga Teacher Training Program. Infant CPR. Empathy circles, infant massage and new mothers’ groups. Supporting women and their partners in the management and journey of pregnancy and childbirth. Every day: lunchtimes, evenings & weekends.

Cost: $15/1-hour prenatal or postnatal yoga class. Location: Prenatal Method Studio, 1 Mill St., suite 236, at the Chace Mill, Burlington. Info: 829-0211, beth@ prenatalmethod.com, prenatal method.com.

BEGINNER TAI CHI IN MONTPELIER: At Long River Tai Chi Circle, we practice Cheng Man-ch’ing’s “simplified” 37 posture Yang-style form. The three pillars of our study are Form, Sensing Hands and Sword.

Patrick is a senior instructor at Long River in Vermont and New Hampshire and will be teaching the classes in Montpelier. Starts Tue., Sep. 6, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $65/ month. Location: Bethany Church, 115 Main St., Montpelier.

Info: Long River Tai Chi Circle, Patrick Cavanaugh, 490-6405, patrick@longrivertaichi.org, longrivertaichi.org.

SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The ang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibili y, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church

HONEST YOGA: Honest Yoga offers practice for all levels. Brand new beginners’ courses include two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily heated classes with alignment constancy and kids’ summer camps. We hold teacher trainings at the 200- and 500hour levels. We are expanding to 2 new practice spaces in September to have more to engage families and kids. Daily classes & workshops. $25/new student (1st week unlimited); $18/class or $140/10-class card; $12/class for student or senior; or $100/10-class punch card.

Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Hana, South Burlington. Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@ gmail.com, honestyogacenter. com.

KUNDALINI YOGA AT RAILYARD: Home to Kundalini yoga, meditation and Dharma yoga. We offer fi e Kundalini yoga classes a week.Visiting lead kundalini yoga teacher and author of Art and Yoga Hari Kirin Kaur expertly teaches an Art and Kundalini Yoga workshop Art Hop weekend, Sep. 10, 1-3:30 p.m. $40 preregistered before Sep. 8; $50 after Sep. 8. Register at railyardapothecary/yoga-studio.

Location: Railyard Yoga Studio, 270 Battery St., Burlington. Info: Urban Moonshine, 522-3698, railyardyoga@gmail.com, railyardapothecary.com.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Evolution Yoga and Physical Thera y offers yoga classes for everyone from beginner to expert. Choose from a wide variety of drop-in classes, series and workshops in Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Gentle, Vigorous, Yoga on the Lake, Yoga Wall, Therapeutics, and Alignment. Fall series start the week of September 11. Become part of our yoga community. You are welcome here. Cost: $15/ class; $130/10-class card; $5-10/ community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt.com.

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VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibili y, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and helps to instill courage and selfconfidence. e offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment. Accept no imitations. Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55

VIOLET FLAME MEDITATION: The iolet Flame can heal emotional and physical problems and improve your relationships.

The color violet is associated with spirituality and vision of the third eye. It is a sacred fire that exists in the higher dimensions.

Learn a tool to clear karma and discordant energies within your energy system. Sat., Aug. 27, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Cost: $15/class & parking. Location: Center for Transformation, 448 Swanton Rd., Suite 300, St. Albans. Info: Center for Transformation, LLC, Julie Charland, 527-1600, infoisiscenter@gmail.com, isiscenter.net.

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Through the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart.

By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself. The Burlington Shambhala Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Shambhala Café (meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of each month, 9 a.m.-noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Sunday of each month, noon-2 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon. Thu., 6-7 p.m. Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambha lactr.org.

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ANNOUNCING SPANISH CLASSES: Join us for adult Spanish classes this fall. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. You’ll always be participating and speaking.

Lesson packages for travelers.

Also lessons for young children; they love it! Our 10th year. See our website or contact us for details. Beginning week of Sep. 12; 10 weeks. Cost: $225/10 classes of 90+ min. each. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 5851025, spanishparavos@gmail. com, spanishwaterburycenter. com.

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ALLIANCE FRANCAISE FALL SESSION: Eleven-week session of French classes for adults starting on September 19.

Morning and evening classes in Burlington and evening classes in Colchester and Montpelier.

We also offer private tutoring.

We serve the entire range of students from the true beginners to those already comfortable conversing in French. Location: Alliance Francaise of the Lake Champlain Region, Burlington, Colchester & Montpelier. Info: Micheline Tremblay, michelin eatremblay@gmail.com, aflc . org.

St., Burlington. Info: 864-7902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, julio@bjjusa. com, vermontbjj.com.

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DROP-IN CARVING STUDIO FOR STEAMROLLER PRINTMAKING EVENT: Drop by Helen Day Art Center to prepare your woodblock in advance for our 5th Annual Steamroller Printmaking event, which is on September 10 at Sushi Yoshi in Stowe. We’ll provided carving tools, plywood (or bring your own) and space to work. No instruction — open studio time. Aug. 27 & 28. Drop in between 1 & 4 p.m. either day.

Cost: $20/preregistration for Steamroller Workshop. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, education@helenday.com, helenday.com.

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wo years ago, Burlington held the first annual A-Dog Day. The downtown celebration honored the lif e and legacy of DJ and skateboarding maven Andy Williams, who died of leukemia in December 2013. In addition to plentiful perf ormances, workshops and events in A-Dog’s honor that August, his longtime f riend and collaborator DJ Nastee produced a tribute compilation album, titled Friends for A-Dog. Two years later, things have only gotten bigger. A world-class skate park at the waterf ront now bears A-Dog’s name. The musical lineup for A-Dog Day this year is so big it will take over both Nectar’s and Club Metronome. And the compilation series has returned with a bang: Friends for A-Dog Vol. 2 is a truly monumental project.

The big di° erence this time around: Vol. 2 is very much a rap album. It captures the spirit of many classic A-Dog mixtapes, blending skits and studio jokes with brilliant cuts, transitions and drops. The tone here is a true-school revival, bridging the gap between ’80s and ’90s kids and pledging allegiance to smart, lyrical hip-hop.

While it sounds like a polished product now, the album was a lucky accident. Late last year, Nastee discovered a folder full of beats produced by A-Dog and started planning the collaborations now featured on the compilation in early 2016. He tagged some talented local help with the ambitious project.

Local producer/techno-shaman Zach Crawf ord, aka SkySplitterInk, recorded most of these songs at the SkyLab, his Burlington project studio. Crawford has long been an asset to the local scene as a producer, perf ormer and sound engineer. Since he moved downtown, his vocal booth has become a central hub for hip-hop in the 802. It’s also where nine of the tracks here were recorded.

Once the sessions were wrapped, the files were sent to Nastee, who arranged, mixed and mastered the project at New York City’s Cutting Room Studios. It’s a testament to his deft touch that Vol. 2 sounds so cohesive.

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mix unique. A case in point would be “Ready,” a collaboration of Burlington rap technician Learic and longtime Aztext collaborator Tha Truth, appearing here as the Nite Caps. It captures the vibe of that Lyricist Lounge/Rawkus wave that brought us Black Star and the iconic Soundbombing compilations.

“The Nite Caps is a duo that arose out of Tha Truth and I doing shows together,” explains Learic. “We’re really more of a mini-group within the Aztext umbrella.”

The prolific battle champion has been a constant presence at the SkyLab lately, preparing multiple album projects f or later this year.

The hunger and energy on display throughout Vol. 2 set it apart f rom its predecessor. Most of the artists here opt to pay their respects by destroying the mic as best they can. “I think because the beats are all made by Andy, people felt a little less confined by the tribute thing,” says Crawf ord, “and the importance of the project got people on their A game.”

He ain’t kidding. Some of the best moments here are new names taking f ull advantage of the opportunity. On “Broke,” Jamell NYT (pronounced “night”) turns a driving piano beat into one of the best cuts on the compilation. His flow is compelling, his writing confidently creative. He’s a serious new talent.

Crawford was equally impressed with Jamell in the studio. “He came through with probably six verses to choose from,” Crawford says, who speaks highly of Jamell’s work ethic. “Working with him this year [as an engineer] has been an overall highlight for me.”

Barre kingpins Bar None the Best deliver another standout, appropriately titled “Raw.” The dark, thumping beat is tailor-made f or Vermont’s best purveyors of New York-style hardcore rap.

J-Hess is all casual menace, and M. Rich kills the second verse, funny and full of quotables. “Bullets the size of Keurig cups” is just one of a dozen brilliant details. It’s clear Bar None’s next project will be worth the wait.

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There was a lot to love about ANDY WILLIAMS. Better known as DJ A-DOG, Williams was a profoundly gifted DJ and artist. He was a talented and passionate skateboarder. He was a good friend, whether you’d known him forever or had just met. He was an interesting guy, for sure. But just as importantly, he was an interested guy. He truly cared about the people, places and things around him. And that was reflected in a subtler aspect of his personality that probably doesn’t get as much attention as it should: Andy Williams followed through.

Talking up someone’s commitment isn’t nearly as sexy as waxing rhapsodic about talent and charm and passion.

And there have been plenty of loving rhapsodies written and spoken for A-Dog since his death from leukemia in late December 2013. But when Williams said he would do something, he did it.

And that was just as fundamental to his being as the beat juggling and ollies that will be on display in his honor this Saturday, August 27, during the annual A-Dog Day festivities. The foundation that bears his name has accomplished wonderful things since his passing, but preserving that small piece of A-Dog’s

legacy might be the most important of all.

“Andy was all about commitment and follow-through,” says TRINA ZIDE, co-owner of local skate shop Maven and a key cog in the well-oiled skateboard trucks that is the Friends for A-Dog Foundation. “So that’s what we focus on, too.”

As an example, Zide cites a recent skating day camp that the foundation ran through the King Street Center.

At the outset of the weeklong camp, the young campers, many of whom are refugees or come from other disadvantaged backgrounds, were provided with not only skateboards but proper safety equipment from head to toe. At the camp’s conclusion, the kids got to keep everything: pads, helmets, decks and all.

“We wanted to be sure that these kids would have everything they’d need to love skating,” says JUSTIN REMILLARD. Also known as JUSTIN R.E.M., Remillard is a local DJ and co-owner of the housemusic promotion company Nexus Artist Management, in addition to his various

roles with Friends for A-Dog. “It really is all in the follow-through,” he says, explaining that the skate campers were outfitted thanks to a generous donation from the TONY HAWK Foundation. “It’s top-of-the-line stuŁ.”

Speaking of Hawk, you might have heard that the skateboarding icon made a surprise appearance in Burlington last month at the dedication of the new Andy A-Dog Williams Skatepark on the Burlington waterfront. While it was known that reps from Hawk’s foundation would be on hand, Zide was the only person in Burlington who knew that Hawk himself would be soaring atop the skate park’s vast network of ramps. “[Hawk] didn’t want to detract from it being about Andy,” Zide explains, adding that she even kept Hawk’s appearance a secret from her fellow foundation mates.

The skating pro’s presence was certainly special, and it helped spotlight some of the foundation’s recent eŁorts to keep Williams’ spirit alive and enrich the community he loved. But the majority of the Friends’ work happens with far less fanfare.

The Friends’ eŁorts can be considered in four basic categories, though they’re often interlinked.

The first is programming, which encompasses the skate camp, as well as numerous after-school workshops through King Street. These include weekly art classes and quarterly dance classes with instructors such as artist MARY LACY and dancer LOIS TROMBLEY. Hip local design companies New Duds and Iskra Print Collective have presented screen-printing workshops.

The Friends have also set up a scholarship at Williams’ high school alma mater, Bellows Free Academy-St. Albans, for students looking to pursue education, traditional or nontraditional, after graduation. Applicants must write an essay explaining how they would use the money and represent the foundation’s core principles: knowledge, art, love and community.

“They can use it for college, welding school, whatever,” says Remillard. “Just so long as they demonstrate the kinds of things that Andy was all about.”

The third leg of A-Dog’s foundation is spearheading bone-marrow donorregistration drives. After Williams was

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CLUB DATES NA: NOT AVAILABLE. AA: ALL AGES.

WED.24

FRI.26

ARTSRIOT: Sound Affects: A Community Event (hip-hop), 8:30 p.m., $5/10. AA.

ARTSRIOT: Burlesque is Coming, 9 p.m., $15/18. 18+.

burlington

burlington

BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Andrew Moroz (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Red Hot Juba (cosmic Americana), 6 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: The X-Ray (rock), 6 p.m., free.

THE DAILY PLANET: Seth Yacovone (blues), 8 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Latin Friday with Jah Red, 9 p.m., $5.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Silent Mind (folk), 7 p.m., free.

Aquatic Underground (house), 10 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Devon McGarry singersongwriter, 6 p.m., Free. 2k Deep Pres Good Times house/tech, 10 p.m., Free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Eric George (country), 9 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Patricia Julien Project (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Eat My Art Out (art show), 5:30 p.m., free. Austin Piazzolla Quintet (jazz), 8 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free. Dave Grippo Funk Band, DJ Rekkon, 10 p.m., $7.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom, Pitchfork Farm, 6 p.m., free. Monkey Do Better, Heavy Pets (jam, rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

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RADIO BEAN: Helen Hummel (folk), 6 p.m., free. Caroline Cotter (folk), 7 p.m., free. Kelly Shephard & NoMad Stories, 9 p.m., free. Ryan Montbleau (folk, rock), 9:30 p.m., $10. Deuce Bug (rock), 10:30 p.m., free.

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Burlington’s most promising young bands. Vocalist Stephanie Heaghney is rightly the center of attention, delivering languid neo-soul tones that suggest influences from Erykah Badu to Lauryn Hill. But the dudes behind her are equally

RED SQUARE: Joe Moore Band (blues), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

worthy of notice, fusing jazz, soul and hip-hop into a sexy, funky concoction as compelling as it is danceable. Catch

SIDEBAR: Zach Nugent (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., free. Pop Rap Dance Party, 10 p.m., free.

BRICKDROP.

Smooth Antics this Friday, August 26, at the Higher Ground Showcase Lounge in South Burlington, with locals

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

middlebury area

THE TAP ROOM AT SWITCHBACK BREWING: Open Mic, 6 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Comedy Assassins (standup), 9 p.m., free.

chittenden county ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Nerbak Brothers (blues), 7 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Quincy Lord (folk), 6 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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MOOGS PLACE: Lesley Grant (country), 8 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Cooper & Lavoie (blues), 7 p.m., free.

HATCH 31: Bristol Folk Session, 6 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

champlain islands/northwest

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: A House on Fire (rock), 6 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8, 10 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: BYOV Thursday , 3 p.m., free.

CHURCH & MAIN: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: DJ Kermit (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Inner Fire District (klezmer), 7 p.m., free.

THE DAILY PLANET: Collin Cope & Chris Page Duo (folk), 8 p.m., free.

DRINK: BLiNDoG Records Acoustic Sessions, 5 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: Craig Mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Half & Half Comedy (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free. DJ Disco Phantom eclectic dance, 10:30 p.m., Free.

HALVORSON’S UPSTREET CAFÉ: George Petit and the House Band (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Stringdeck (folk), 7 p.m., free.

Addie Hebert, Hana Zara & Eric George (folk, country), 9 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

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RADIO BEAN: Steve Yardley (indie rock), 7 p.m., free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Goose (funk folk), 10:30 p.m., free.

ARTSRIOT: Bike Smut 9: Science Friction ... The Final Gea (film), 8 p.m., $6/9. 18+.

RED SQUARE: Live Music, 4 & 7 p.m., free. DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: D Jay Baron (house), 9 p.m., $5.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Supersounds DJ (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Trivia Mania, 7 p.m., free. Bluegrass Thursday: Damn Tall Buildings, 10 p.m., $2/5. 18+.

burlington

RADIO BEAN: Friday Morning Sing-Along with Linda Bassick & Friends (kids’ music), 11 a.m., free. Kat Parks & Brad Bensko (’50s pop), 7 p.m., free. Joe Kaplow (folk), 8:30 p.m., free.

Pat and the Hats (rock), 10:30 p.m., free. Quantum (rock), 12:30 a.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Dr. No (rock), 5 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Phineas Gage (folk), 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Improv Jam, 6 p.m., free. Short Jam (improv), 6:30 p.m., free.

Napoleon (improv), 7:30 p.m., $5. Daily Grind: Bostie Bros. (improv), 9 p.m., $5.

chittenden county

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Northern Exposure, the Canteens, About Time, George Boone Blues Band, Hornbeam (rock, jazz), 8:30 p.m., $6. AA. ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Fade to Blues, 7 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Country DJ, 9 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Italian Session, 6 p.m., donation.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

SUSHI YOSHI (STOWE): Brooklyn Circle (jazz), 5 p.m., free.

middlebury area

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Cooper & Lavoie (blues), 8 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Throttle Thursday with DJ Gold, 9 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Gordon Goldsmith (folk), 6:30 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Kelcy Mae Trio (rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Hari Kondabolu (standup), 7:30 & 10 p.m., $20.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Andy Lugo (rebel folk), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county

BACKSTAGE PUB: Acoustic Happy Hour, 5 p.m., free.

Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: DJ Blinie (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Smooth Antics, Brickdrop (soul, funk), 8:30 p.m., $10/12. AA.

upper valley

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Shellhouse (rock), 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Bootless & Unhorsed (rock), 5 p.m., free.

Locals & Company (rock), 9 p.m., free.

BIG FATTY’S BBQ: Brooks Hubbard (blues), 8 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: Turtle Thursday with 95 riple X (pop), 9 p.m., NA. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Mike Brewster (folk), 7 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Jenni Johnson & the Jazz Junkateers jazz/standards, 9 p.m., $5.

LA PUERTA NEGRA: Kick ’em Jenny (country), 8 p.m., free.

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KONDABOLU The party moves up the hill in the evening for a two-floor bash at Nectar’s and Club Metronome. And it’s a starstudded event, to say the least.

Famed hip-hop DJ STRETCH ARMSTRONG is the headliner. Joining him NEXT WEEK at the top of the marquee are Montréal’s FRI 02 | SAT 03 KILLA JEWEL and locals ROUGH FRANCIS and DWIGHT & NICOLE. That lineup alone would JON be enough to fill a Burlington club on most nights. Among the 50-plus other performers slated to appear, highlights include Williams’ old crew the VT UNION, the ICE COAST BAND WITH MC B-FREE, a rare appearance by the JJ VEZINA/LEARIC project the WRITE BROTHERS, rapper and TUES | CLOSED / CLASSES BTV expat COLBY STILTZ, promising local WED & SUN | STANDUP / OPEN MIC soul singer JAMELL NYT, and DJ COUSIN THURS | IMPROV COMEDY DAVE, spinning a special A-Dog tribute set. But wait, there’s more!

Also in attendance are the fine folks from the Spielpalast Cabaret, local turntablist MASHTODON — who will put on (802) 859-0100 | WWW.VTCOMEDY.COM a scratching clinic — and pretty much 101 main street, BurlingtoN every DJ and rapper in Vermont. That last line is only slight hyperbole.

The show is first and foremost a Untitled-18 1 8/22/16 1:01 PM testament to Williams, whose absence is still keenly felt in Burlington. But it is also a testament to the Friends for A-Dog Foundation. It would have been understandable for the passion that ignited the group’s e† ort in the immediate aftermath of Williams’ death to fade. That the fervor to continue his legacy not only hasn’t dimmed but has ILLADELPH, JM intensified is a remarkable tribute to a FLOW, HISI, remarkable man. It’s made possible by the MGW AND two tenets that guided everything else in MANY LOCAL his life: commitment and follow-through.

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The final piece of the Friends puzzle are the events at which the foundation appears, roughly monthly, throughout the year. In the past year, the foundation has had a presence at music festivals such as Grand Point North, Waking Windows and the Manifestivus, as well as community events such as the Penguin Plunge.

The signature event is A-Dog Day, an ofi cial Burlington event held annually on the last Saturday of August, as decreed by Burlington Mayor MIRO WEINBERGER. The day begins in the afternoon at — where else? — the A-Dog Skatepark.

Highlights include a bone-marrow registration drive, break-dancing exhibitions, skating trick competitions, Stretch Armstrong speakers and the unveiling of a new mural by Williams’ longtime girlfriend, artist

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diagnosed, it was determined that a bone-marrow transplant was a prudent treatment. Williams was biracial, which made locating a match nearly impossible. But within a week, two matches were located.

“We all remember how much hope that gave us,” says Zide.

She explains that, in most cases, bone-marrow transplants are at best a last-ditch e† ort when all other avenues for treatment have failed. “They’re a death sentence,” she says. “But they can also inspire hope, which can be the most important thing in the world when you’re in that situation. Hope is what keeps you going, keeps you alive.”

Zide adds that the means of harvesting bone marrow has changed in recent years — it’s now far less invasive — which might ease the minds of those hesitant to donate.

“I tell people that they could quite literally be saving a life,” says Zide.

“That usually works.”

The Friends have registered 307 donors over a three-year span. Of those, three people have gone on to actually donate marrow. That doesn’t sounds like much, until you consider Williams’ odds: roughly one in a million.

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BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Bleeker & MacDougal (folk), 11 a.m., donation. Squirrel’s Crackers (Americana), 6 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Talking Doctor (rock), 9 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Jason Mallery (folk), 7:30 p.m., free.

Bueno Comedy Showcase (standup), 8:30 p.m., $6.

POSITIVE PIE (MONTPELIER): Sierra Leone’s Refugee All Stars (world music), 10 p.m., $15/20.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Brian Clark and Angela Paladino (folk), 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: One for Wedlock (rock), 9 p.m., free.

RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

middlebury area 51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Keating 5 (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Paul Asbell (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Nightrain (rock), 6 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: A-Dog Day (hip-hop), 8 p.m., $5.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: Giovanina Bucci & Friends (folk), 10 p.m., free.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

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NAKED TURTLE: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation.

JUNIPER: Silver Bridget (saw pop), 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: A-Dog Day (hip-hop), 5 p.m., free/$5. AA. RADIO BEAN: Emily White (folk), 7 p.m., free. Julie Winn (folk), 8:30 p.m., free. Los Elk (indie), 10 p.m., free. SnakeFoot (electronic), 11:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Andy & Andy (jazz), 4 p.m., free. Xtet (jazz), 7 p.m., free. Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul, 6 p.m., $5. DJ Reign One (EDM), 11 p.m., $5.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): The Grebe (folk punk), 8 p.m., free.

PARKER PIE CO.: NEKaraoke, 7:30 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: B-Sides with L Yeah (house), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

upper valley

JASPER’S TAVERN: Wound for Sound (dance party), 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: The Suspect (rock), 7 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Fresh Tracks jam/rock, 8 p.m., Free. Funhouse With DJs Chia and Rob Douglas house/dance, 10 p.m., Free.

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with Top Hat Entertainment (Top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

RADIO BEAN: Bluegrass Jam, 1 p.m., free. Shane O’Brien (folk), 3 p.m., free. Old Sky (country), 4 p.m., free. Tim Haufe (folk), 6 p.m., free. Monkey Do Better (funk rock), 7 p.m., free.

Cup of Comedy: A Standup Showcase, 8:30 p.m., free.

Resilient (alt-rock), 10:30 p.m., free. Grampfather (chillrock), midnight, free.

burlington

RUBEN JAMES: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

BIG FATTY’S BBQ: John Lackard (blues), 8 p.m., free.

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SIDEBAR: Craig Mitchell (house), 9 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Hari Kondabolu (standup), 7:30 & 10 p.m., $20.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Bob Gagnon Quartet (blues), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county

BACKSTAGE PUB: Full Tilt (rock), 9 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: VT Comic Con After Party, 8 p.m., $10/12. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Ryan & Slim (blues), 5 p.m., free. The Hitmen (rock), 9 p.m., free.

THU.25 // DAMN TALL BUILDINGS [BLUEGRASS]

Pass on Grass Boston’s

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Easy Street (jazz), 1 p.m., free.

DAMN TALL BUILDINGS

look like a bluegrass band —

the above photo notwithstanding. And, indeed, the quartet features pretty typical ’grass instrumentation. But the self-described “guerrilla roots” outfit takes great pains to innovate beyond typical pickin’ and grinnin’. DTB infuse their jumped-up take on the genre with modern melodies and narrative techniques that are more in line with indie rock than bluegrass. Damn Tall Buildings play this Thursday, August 25, at Nectar’s in Burlington.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Tim Berry (folk), 7 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: DJ Steve B (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: DJ Kermitt soul/hits, 9 p.m., Free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation.

LA PUERTA NEGRA: Inner Fire District (klezmer), 9 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Willie Edwards Blues Band, 9 p.m., free.

RUSTY NAIL: Into the Mystic: A Van Morrison Tribute, 8 p.m., $10.

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VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Scene Jam, 5:30 p.m., free. Indie Night (improv), 7:30 p.m., free. Open Mic (standup), 8:30 p.m., free.

middlebury area

NAKED TURTLE: Glass Onion (rock), 10 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

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51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Comanchero (folk), 8 p.m., free.

upper valley

BIG FATTY’S BBQ: Chris Powers (blues), 8 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom JASPER’S TAVERN: NIX MIX (dance party), 9 p.m., free.

PARKER PIE CO.: Ralph Denzer & the Swoon Quartet (rock), 8 p.m., free.

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MONOPOLE: Ghost Kat, Marco Polio (rock), 10 p.m., free.

burlington

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Collette and the Mudcats Unplugged (rock), 3 p.m., free.

THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Silver Bridget (musical saw), 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Sam Talmadge singer-songwriter, 6 p.m., Free. DJ Samuel house/hip hop, 10 p.m., Free.

NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9:30 p.m., $3.

THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

chittenden county BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/ Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Vermont’s Next Star (open mic), 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Southern Old Time Music Jam, 10 a.m., donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Kelly Ravin (country), 6:30 p.m., free. Live Band Rock & Roll Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

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THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Dale & Darcy (folk), 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Family Night (open jam), 10:30 p.m., free.

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on Temporary Shelter. Throughout Music Saves the Soul, it’s apparent that her time working with a segment of the public su‘ ering most gravely has inspired her to turn to music to heal and process.

“Stone Pillows” is a powerful example. During her time at COTS, Winn worked with a client named Billy Pitts. After a long and successful

recovery, Pitts su‘ ered a tragic death.

Only days before his death, he had given Winn a poem about his lifelong struggle with homelessness, titled “Stone Pillows.” He wished for it to be made into a song. The result is a heart-wrenching ballad that recalls the morose co‘ eehouse style of Mazzy Star.

The album opens with “Don’t Be Afraid,” an encouraging song with a violin arrangement by Emma Sky and the intricate vocal harmonies of Winn and backing singers Emily Rozanski and Amy Patrick. The latter two voices grace much of the album, creating a dynamic not unlike folk power trio Joseph. Conor McQuade adds wails of twangy lead guitar, giving waltz-like pieces an alt-country feel.

Loyal to the classic folk form, Winn uses repetitive phrasing to frame lyrics that are easy to sing along with and

remember. She leads a call for liberation on “Free,” chanting, “Time to live and breathe.” The concept of reconnecting to self and having space to breathe resurfaces on “Light,” a slow-swaying country spiritual.

Music Saves the Soul was cleanly recorded and partially mixed by Winn’s partner, Bren Hatch, in their home studio following a successful Kickstarter project. The album was impeccably mixed and mastered by Ben Collette at Tank Recording Studio.

You can catch Julie Winn live and pick up a copy of Music Saves the Soul on Saturday, August 27, during her album release at Radio Bean in Burlington. After that, the album will be available at Pure Pop Records in Burlington and as a digital download on iTunes.

Polio’s debut is a particularly fierce enigma of a record. It’s not exactly out of nowhere — Hall’s other project, Comrade Nixon, has been warmly received in these pages. But the album grabs you by the scru‘ of the neck early on.

After the seething condemnation of the opener comes the title track. “Tie

up the loose ends in your head as best as you can, try to get your hands clean,” Hall sings. There’s a triumphant note in Hall’s voice when he sneers, “Light a candle for me … wait and see,” as his band pounds it out like the Who in a garage.

Rochester, N.Y.-based musician Peter House is Hall’s main collaborator in Marco Polio, though on the tracks when the folk gives way to bombast, the full band features Sam Egan on bass and Joey Burnah on drums. As a unit along with Hall — and some additional vocals by Christina Nori — Marco Polio have a distinctive sound. There are shades of early Blitzen Trapper and the Pixies’ Black Francis. But Wait and See possesses restless anxiety and not a small obsession with death.

“Time to Go” is a musical version of the Edward Gorey classic The Gashlycrumb Tinies. Hall gleefully

advises, “You can choose how you will go,” before listing all the wonderful ways one can die — including helping clean up an oil spill and “getting in the way of a rich man.” “Just Say When” is no less grim, name-checking assassinated Black Panther Fred Hampton.

Marco Polio’s Wait and See is streaked with darkness, yet raw energy keeps it moving. It’s never a downer, though only occasionally an upper.

One such instance is the closing track, “Been to the Mountaintop.” The tune rocks with a sort of staggering, drunken earnestness as the band pledges, “We are not afraid of death!” It closes the record on a defiant, oddly uplifting note.

Give Wait and See a listen at marcopolio.bandcamp.com. Marco Polio play this Saturday, August 27, at Monopole in Plattsburgh, N.Y.

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The local songwriter’s debut album, Music Saves the Soul, is a testament to her devotion to spreading that message through music. Winn relies on classic folk and blues composition as a platform for her radiant voice and reverent lyricism. The 11-track album holds impeccable vocal harmonies layered over familiar chord progressions, creating a sound that is soothing yet sorrowful.

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There’s something to be said for kicking o‘ an album with a rock-solid “fuck you.” It’s risky, sure. It’s a finger pointed between your eyes, a drunken breath on the back of your neck.

“I’m not gonna hold my tongue.

No, I’m not gonna hold my tongue for you,” Marco Polio’s Matt Hall swears on his album’s opener “Grow Up.” It’s the sort of conversation starter that you know signals a rough night of bad news.

Indeed, much of that album, called Wait and See, is a combination of hard truths and paranoid fantasies, a garden of dread.

Vacillating between what Hall describes as “lo-fi bedroom folk and fuzzed-out basement pop punk,” Marco

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JUNIPER: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Lamp Shop Lit Club (open reading), 8 p.m., free.

under the name Casiotone for the Painfully Alone. He’s

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

music still strikes a chord — we’re thinking D-minor,

NECTAR’S: Swimmer (rock, funk), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+. Dead Set (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $3/5. 18+.

the Spinal Tap-designated “saddest of all keys” — with

since changed his pseudonym to

gently introspective way with words and his clever melding of electronic and acoustic sounds, which warm like a cozy sweater on a rainy day. Advance Base plays on Monday, August 29, at the Monkey House in Winooski,

MONKEY HOUSE: Kelly Ravin (country), 5:30 p.m., free. WW Presents: Advance Base, Hello Shark (indie), 8:30 p.m., $10/15.

18+.

stowe/smuggs

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OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Dana Barry, 9 p.m., free.

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JP’S PUB: Open Mic with Kyle, 9 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

burlington

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Queen City Hot Club (gypsy jazz), 7 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

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RADIO BEAN: ˜ e What Dudes (acoustic rock), 7 p.m., free.

Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT, 8 p.m., free. Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Seth Yacovone (blues), 7 p.m., free.

˜ e Beats Go On « P.58 friends and a° liates. NYC rapper Epick kicks o˛ Vol. 2 with the enjoyably breezy “Applause.” New Jersey rappers Juggla and Supreme team up to give an oldschool clinic over some driving funk on a track simply titled “A.” There’s also ample room on the comp f or local veterans to show o˛ .

S.I.N.siZZle continues his reign of ef fortless-sounding singles with “Clean,” a sharply written reggae-flavored summer jam. “I just want to make my money — and not let the money make me,” he laments with a wink. Longtime VT Union collaborator MC B-Free does justice to the richly atmospheric beat of “100,” crafting an anthemic single.

The returning artists deliver intense per f ormances. On “Remembrance,” Manus carves a melodic flow somewhere between Kid Cudi and Ol’ Dirty Bastard that is both deeply sad and

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LA PUERTA NEGRA: Salsa Lessons with Dsantos, 6:30 p.m., $12.

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MOOGS PLACE: John Paul Arenas (folk), 7:30 p.m., free.

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THE DAILY PLANET: Peter Krag & Friend (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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HATCH 31: Bristol Folk Session, 6 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Art Herttua (jazz), 7 p.m., free. Crooked Spine & Wynwood (indie rock), 8 p.m., free. Dr. No (rock), 10:30 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Zach Nugent (singersongwriter), 6 p.m., free. Pop Rap Dance Party, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Ellen Powell Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

THE TAP ROOM AT SWITCHBACK BREWING: Open Mic, 6 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Quiplash Live! (game show), 9 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

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is his talent as a producer. That job description has often been diluted to mean simply “making beats,” but Nastee is a producer à la Motown’s Berry Gordy.

The album is carefully paced, the mixing is crisp and Nastee has a real knack for matching artists with the perfect tracks.

It’s hard to imagine how Friends f or A-Dog Vol. 2 could be topped — but it’s safe to bet that it will be. This represents a living legacy and a thriving community.

Stay tuned.

WHILE IT SOUNDS LIKE A POLISHED PRODUCT NOW,

THE ALBUM WAS A LUCKY ACCIDENT. catchy as hell. It’s a sharp left turn that comes at the perfect time.

VT Union reconvenes for “Overtime,” one of the best cuts on the album. It starts o˛ with a tightly written backand-f orth routine between Konflik and Dakota, then breaks out into a showstopper of a verse from Nastee, who is clearly channeling something serious. “VT U, what’s larger than that? / in the state of Vermont, we’re the fathers, facts.”

That’s all true. If Vol. 2 demonstrates anything, it’s that the culture A-Dog and VT Union helped transplant in Vermont has flourished. It’s also a testament to

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Joe Moore (blues), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Ryan Montbleau (folk), 9:30 p.m., $10. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

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PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: DJ Learic hip hop, 10 p.m., Free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Blues Jam with the Collin Craig Trio, 7 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Jim Charonko (blues), 8 p.m., free.

with locals HELLO SHARK.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

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the melancholy hipster set. That’s thanks to Ashworth’s

RADIO BEAN: Evan Meulemans (folk), 7 p.m., free. Evan Meulemans acoustic folk/blues/ reggae, 7 p.m., Free. American Echoes (indie folk), 8 p.m., free.

Latin Sessions with Mal Maiz (cumbia), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Justin Ricker (folk), 8:15 p.m., free. Ron Stoppable (house), 10 p.m., free.

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INFO how much the hip-hop talent pool in Vermont has grown. The range of styles and sounds here is incredibly diverse, which is fitting. Af ter all, that legacy isn’t just about making music, it’s about making music your own.

Nastee has craf ted a top-notch tribute. The artists he’s assembled all use their time to shine, of course. Yet what really stands out, after the music is over,

Friends for A-Dog hosts A-Dog Day on Saturday, August 27, 1-4 p.m., with the dedication of a mural in his honor, a bone-marrow drive and other activities at the Andy A-Dog Williams Skatepark on the Burlington waterfront. A Supernatural Party featuring many musical acts is 5 p.m. to 2 a.m. at Nectar’s and Club Metronome in Burlington. Free.

Various artists, Friends for A-Dog Vol. 2 is available as a limited-edition CD for sale at the event. It will be available on Bandcamp for digital download the following week.

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BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9212 CAPITAL GROUNDS CAFÉ, 27 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800 CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820 ESPRESSO BUENO, 248 N. Main St., Barre, 479-0896 GUSTO’S, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919 KISMET, 52 State St., Montpelier, 223-8646

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ermont had little to do with the rarified world of high-end art until 2012. That’s when collectors Andrew and Christine Hall restored a farmhouse and its three barns in Reading to show selections from their then-5,000-piece collection. While most of the collection belongs to the entity they created, the Hall Art Foundation, many works remain in the couple’s private collection.

Rural Reading is not the only venue for the Hall Art Foundation. Andrew Hall, a London-born commodities trader in oil, also bought and restored a 12th-century castle in Derneburg, Germany, that once belonged to the artist Georg Baselitz (some of whose works are also in the collection). And he underwrote the building of a wing at the Massachusetts Museum of Contemporary Art to display, on longterm loan, the Halls’ sizable number of large-scale works by Anselm Kiefer.

Until this year, Hall exhibits were in-depth shows of one or two artists, such as last year’s exhibit of four decades of work by the painter Peter Saul. The current show tips the scale in the opposite direction. For “Landscapes Af ter Ruskin: Redefining the Sublime,” guest curator Joel Sternf eld, a photographer and videographer who teaches at Sarah Lawrence College, chose 68 works by 52 artists from among the Halls’ private and f oundation collections, which now collectively number about 6,000. The final work in “Landscapes” is Sternfeld’s own 16-minute video, which encapsulates the curator’s guiding principle for the show.

That comes f rom the 19th-century

English art critic and literary master John Ruskin. He wrote that true landscapes articulate an aesthetic of the “sublime” — meaning both nature’s beauty and its terror-inducing scale for humans. His exhibit A was the landscape painter J.M.W. Turner, whose towering clouds and violent seas dwarf human endeavors.

Ruskin argued that Turner’s work demonstrated a radical break f rom traditional landscape painting, which had focused on the purely representational. A century and a half later, Sternfeld argues for a new direction in landscape painting in the context of global culture. Today, he suggests in the show’s pamphlet, nature is everywhere subject to human intervention, and terror resides in our own capacity to destroy our natural environment.

Those ideas make f or a di° erent but equally compelling beauty, a new sublime.

Take “Townscape” by Gerhard Richter, whose appearance here is possibly the first in Vermont of a work by the art market’s highest-priced artist. It’s a 27.5-inch-square painting of abstract, sof tened geometric shapes in grays and whites. At least, that’s how it looks up close. Sternf eld, a canny arranger, has hung the work on the side of the f armhouse’s long, narrow final room rather than at one of its ends. This forces viewers to encounter the painting at close range before they can pull back to recognize the aerial view of a city it suggests.

The brush marks’ calm and balance are then imbued with the uneasiness of our knowledge that Richter, born in Dresden in 1945, often addresses the Allied aerial bombing of his hometown.

Several works capture the incidental beauty o off pollution. Neil Jenney’s “Atmosphere” frames an oil rendering of smog-choked air. The pink haze ffading ading imperceptibly to brown and then blue recalls an image from a master of a di° different art form: Don DeLillo, who wrote in White Noise of sunsets at once unsettling and gorgeous that were caused by an “Airborne Toxic Event.”

“Untitled (Globe Head)”

by David Wojnarowicz

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NEW DIRECTION IN LANDSCAPE PAINTING WITHIN GLOBAL CULTURE. Similarly, Naoya Hatakeyama’s photograph in the show, “Atmos,” f eatures clouds of pink steam, billowing and sculptural, emerging from a steel factory.

Though the title specifies no location, the work was shot in the Camargue of France, a region better known for its wild horses, beaches and locally farmed sea salt.

As in “Atmos,” the location of a work’s creation of ten inf orms its meaning. Ai Weiwei’s 10 shiny black floor puddles — the sculpture is called “Oil Spills” — are made f rom porcelain produced in Jingdezhen, a city in a Chinese region historically associated with imperial porcelain production. Without that detail, the internationally known dissident artist’s concern about the pollution caused by global consumerism might not be fully evident.

Sternf eld has marshaled an impressive range of takes on the contemporary landscape, including several sculptures.

Anselm Reyle’s “Strohballen” is a hay bale whose every strand has been dipped in chrome varnish. The work suggests that nature doesn’t register as beautif ul until humans have modified it — from farmed fields of waving grass to bundled hay to industrial-strength object.

Tony Matelli’s “Weed” takes as its subject an even more mundane aspect of nature. The sculpture is a lifelike dandelion plant made from bronze, brass, stainless steel and paint that emerges abruptly f rom the intersection of a pristine wall and the polished wood floor. Sternf eld has wryly placed it in a little-used stairway corridor. Nature may impinge on art,

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Matelli’s work seems to signal, but only furtively and in its least admired forms.

David Wojnarowicz’s two sculptures in the exhibit, “Untitled (Globe Head)” and “Head,” take traditional colored paper maps of the world and rework them in collage over a globe on a stand and a plaster head, respectively. Both are set with red oval eyes ringed in black, which are punched through with a row of small holes in place of irises. These eyes seem def ensive and aggressive, hooded and blind, as if the state of the world — so rearranged in f orm and surf ace — is too much to bear, or even to acknowledge.

Examples of the modern sublime here are too numerous to mention, but Sternfeld’s own video, “London Bridge,” is a useful window into the curator’s take on landscape art today. Devoid of dialogue, the f ilm f ollows a gondolier in f ull costume through his day as he plies the manmade waters of Lake Havasu City, Ariz. It begins with the gondolier passing quietly under the 1831 London Bridge, which the city f ounder purchased f rom London in 1968 and had dismantled and rebuilt over Lake Havasu.

The camera then follows the gondolier as he passes hordes of young partiers in

motorboats blasting music and funneling beer. Finally, at sunset, he picks up a young, amorous couple and serenades them with songs in Italian, completely straight-faced and without irony. Everything is tawdry and cringe-worthy, yet touching. The gondolier seems to believe f ully in the value of his services, however imitative.

And the light on the bridge is strangely beautiful.

Visitors to the Hall Art Foundation may also find strange beauty in the place, with the surrounding landscape looking nearly as manicured as the barn complex.

Absent are the kinds of structures one sees regularly in rural Vermont: trailers, shacks, disused machinery scattered around properties. In 2013, Bloomberg News reported that Hall had so far bought up 2,400 acres in Reading, controversially buying out residents and tearing down their less-attractive homes. The result is both disturbing and, well, beautiful. m Contact: lilly@sevendaysvt.com

INFO “Landscapes After Ruskin: Redefining th Sublime,” through November 27 at Hall Art Foundation in Reading. hallartfoundation.org

ART EVENTS CURATOR TOUR: “UP IN ARMS: TAKING STOCK OF GUNS”: Mara Williams leads visitors through the current exhibition. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center, Sunday, August 28, 2 p.m. Info, 257-0124.

HYDE NIGHT OUT: Visitors enjoy extended museum hours and the second annual Art Battle, in which professional artists sketch live models for an audience. RSVP recommended. The H de Collection, Glens Falls N.Y., Thursda , August 25, 6:30 p.m. $10 for members, $12 for nonmembers.

Info, 518-792-1761.

LIFE DRAWING/PAINTING: Join fellow artists for drop-in figure drawing. A l mediums welcome.

Chairs are available, but BYO easel. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, Thursda , August 25, 7-9 p.m. $12. Info, 839-5349.

LIVE MURAL PAINTING: CHARLIE HUDSON: The Burlington-based painter creates a new public artwork during the brewery’s draft-release party.

Foam Brewers, Burlington, Saturday, August 27, 4 p.m. Info, 399-2511.

‘MODES OF CONDUCTION’ CLOSING: Overnight Projects closes its exhibition of site-specific insta lation by German artists Vesko Goesel, Peter Miller and Viktoria Strecker with a viewing and performance.

Moran Plant, Burlington, Sunday, August 28, 5-8 p.m.

Info, overnightprojects@gmail.com.

TALK: KELLY HOLT AND JUDITH WREND: “You Call This A t?” a lively and informal conversation about contemporary abstraction in art with River Arts curator Holt and exhibiting sculptor Wrend. River Arts, Morrisville, Thursda , August 25, 5-7 p.m. Info, 888-1261.

ONGOING SHOWS burlington

‘60 PAINTINGS BY THE ART TEAM BILLYBOB’: An exhibition of works by William Coil and Robert Green. Through August 31. Info, 651-9692. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

THE ARTIST’S FAMILY: “The A tist’s Family,” a group art exhibit and dance performance exploring the wild and varied subject of family. Through August 31. Info, joymadden@yahoo.com. Rose Street Artists’ Cooperative and Gallery in Burlington.

AUSTIN SCRIVENS: Illustrations by the Vermont artist. Through September 30. Info, 865-6227.

Uncommon Grounds Coffee and Tea in Burlington.

“Atmos” by Naoya Hatakeyama

CARLY KEMP: “Peace of My Heart,” paintings that reflect the a tist’s love of Burlington. Through September 30. Info, 383-1505. New Moon Café in Burlington.

‘A CELEBRATION OF UPPER VALLEY ARTISTS’: A group exhibition of works by Ben Gitchel, M.L. Gitchel, Roger Goldenberg, Kit Hawkins, Wendy Briggs Powell and Joe Saginor. Through September 24. Info 603-448-3117. Pompanoosuc Mills in Burlington.

CHARLIE HUDSON: “Not Really,” a solo exhibition of layered, landscape-inspired paintings by the Australian American artist. Through August 30. Info 864-5884. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

DICK BRUNELLE: New abstract paintings in watercolors, acrylic and mixed media. Through August 31. Info, 651-8834. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

DJ BARRY: “The Le tovers,” paintings and prints by the Middlesex stencil artist. Through August 31.

Info, 658-4771. Nectar’s in Burlington.

EL TOWLE: “Works From Nature,” landscapes and animal portraits by the Vermont artist. Through October 31. Info, 540-8333. Sequoia Salon in Burlington.

f ETHAN AZARIAN: “Finished or Unfinished,” an exhibition of paintings including works from the artist’s “Not So Famous Cities” series.

Closing reception: Saturday, August 27, 2-5 p.m.

Through September 1. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington.

‘FIXED/FLUXED’: In recognition of the Seven Below Arts initiative, this group exhibition brings together 11 former residents for an initiative meant to “de-emphasize the gallery space as a place for fixed, final products and reposition it as a plac for transitory work and evolving ideas.” Through October 1. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

JAMES BENOIT: “City Limits,” an exhibition of black-and-white photographs of Burlington architecture and landmarks. Through September 10. Info, 448-3350. Phoenix Books Burlington.

JENNIE KRISTEL: “Summer Reflections and isions of Home,” monoprints exploring the realms of home and water. Through August 31. Info, 373-5030.

Brickwork Art Studios in Burlington.

‘MARK OF THE MACHINE’: A group exhibition of works in a variety of mediums by past and present members of Generator maker space. Through August 31. Info, 863-6458. Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery in Burlington.

MICHAEL BUCKLEY: “Coffee, Tea and You,” an exhibition of works by the late Vermont artist made using those beverages. Through August 31. Info, 658-6016. Speeder & Earl’s Coffee, Pine Street, in Burlington.

CALL TO ARTISTS

FUNKY, FUNCTIONAL ART AND JEWELRY: Artists, craftspeople and jewelers are invited to submit wearable and functional art to be featured in this storefront. For details and submissions, email thebuzz@thehivevt.com, ATTN: Nancy. Deadline: August 31. The Hive, Middlesex. Info, 595-4866.

LABELS FOR LIBATIONS: Artists are invited to submit their designs to be featured on the next can of Art

Hop Ale. Visit magichat.net/seaba for details and to submit. Deadline: August 29. Magic Hat Artifactory, South Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

visit citymarket.coop/southend.

Deadline: September 12. City Market/ Onion River Co-op, Burlington. Info, 861-9700.

‘PERSONAL NARRATIVE’: Seeking photographs that explore self through symbolism, metaphor and personal stories. All capture methods and processes welcome. For details and to submit, visit photoplacegallery.com. Deadline: September 12.

PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury. $30 for fi e photos; $7 for each additional. Info, 388-4500.

STORM DRAIN MURAL PROJECT: The Chittenden Coun y Stream Team invites artists to submit concepts for Burlington’s first-e er storm drain public art project. Four proposals will be selected, and participating artists must be available to paint on September 24. Selected artists will receive a $500 stipend upon completion of their mural.

For details and to apply, email holly@ winooskinrcd.org. Deadline: September 7. SEABA Center, Burlington. Info, holly@winooskinrcd.org.

REQUEST FOR QUALIFICATIONS: Artists and craftspeople are invited to submit proposals for three public mural projects at City Market’s second store. For specifications and to submit,

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CITIZEN CIDER ART HOP EXHIBITION: Artists are invited to submit works of all mediums to be displayed during Art Hop in Citizen Cider’s tasting room.

DIGITAL ART INSTALLATION: Seven Days seeks submissions of interactive digital art installations for its annual Tech Jam job fair on October 21 and 22.

Size is negotiable. Interested artists may send a brief explanation of the project, digital images if available and a résumé to corey@sevendaysvt.com.

Deadline: September 16. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, Through September 16. Info, 865-1020, ext. 36.

‘EYES THAT CAN SEE’: Seeking photographs made in Vermont for an upcoming exhibition curated by Burlington photographer Monika Rivard. Artists may submit up to fi e photographs to eyesthatcansee. vermont@gmail.com. Deadline: October 1. New City Galerie, Burlington.

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‘THE ART OF HORROR’: Seeking 2D and 3D works that exemplify the grotesque for a juried October show to be curated by Beth Robinson and Sarah Vogelsang-Card. Artists may submit up to fi e ready-to-show works, which must be available for sale. Submit works online at form. jotform.com/62167415147152. Deadline: September 12. The S. .A.C.E. Gallery, Burlington. $15. Info, s.vogelsang@ hotmail.com.

Works will be for sale with a portion of the proceeds benefiting SEABA. A tists who wish to use a free canvas for their submission may stop by 316 Pine St. Works must be dropped off during business hours by August 31. Citizen Cider, Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

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‘AMAZING GRACE’: A group exhibition celebrating the past 40 years of Grass Roots Art and Community Effort, which is committed to developing and promoting self-taught artists.

Artists include Gayleen Aiken, Larry Bissonnette, Merrill Densmore, Dot Kibbee, Roland Rochette, Curtis Tatro and others. Through September 3. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center, in Burlington.

CARL RUBINO: “From the Bark of a Single Tree,” abstract macro-photography images of compositions found on the bark of a tree on a tiny island in the Adirondacks. Through August 31. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

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MIMI MAGYAR: “Obsessive Compulsive Dzines,” an exhibition of works in graph paper and ink. Through October 31. Info, 301-938-8981. Revolution Kitchen in Burlington.

NEYSA RUSSO: “Scenes From an Orchard,” felt tapestries featuring creative design composition and a dramatic use of color. Through September 30.

Info, 439-9875. Feldman’s Bagels in Burlington.

LINDA & DEAN MORAN: “The A t of Marbled Fabrics,” an exhibition featuring nearly two dozen works of hand-marbled fabrics. Through August 31.

Info, 878-6956. Brownell Library in Essex Junction.

‘IMPRESSIONS’: An exhibition of works by members of Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, including Lois Beatty, Maureen O’Connor Burgess, Patty Castellini, Janet Cathey, Rachel Gross, Sheri Hancock-Tomek, Victoria Shalvah Herzberg, Judy Lampe, Carol Lippman, Elizabeth Mayor, Emily Parrish, Nori Pepe and Nancy Wightman. Through September 9. Info, 371-4100. Central Vermont Medical Center in Berlin.

NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION MEMBERS’ SHOW: A group exhibition featuring approximately 75 works in painting, drawing, sculpture, pastel and more by 40 artist members.

Through August 26. Info, 578-2512. The S .A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.

LYNN ANN POWERS: Watercolors of stained-glass windows, representing changing seasons and traditional designs. Through September 30. Info, 879-4988. Village Green Florist in Essex Junction.

JULIANA CASSINO FECHTER: “Landscape: An Emotional Place,” an exhibition of paintings of local trees and environments. Through September 10.

Info, 426-3581. Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield

MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM: The Granvi le photographer exhibits images taken on trips to Europe and England during the 1970s, as well as images from coastal Maine, Vermont, New York and provinces of Canada. Through August 31. Info, 76 ­-3844. Healthy Living Market & Café in South Burlington.

MICHAEL SMITH: “¿Hungry?” paintings of foods such as Wonderbread, chicken and blueberry pie.

Through N vember 1. Info, 479-7069. Morse Block Deli in Barre.

PAM STEEG: Photographs from the Burning Man festival in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada.

Through August 31. Info, pamsteeg@gmavt.net.

Info, 651-4114. The ap Room at Switchback Brewing in Burlington.

‘RUN! JUMP! FLY! ADVENTURES IN ACTION’: A traveling exhibition created by the Minnesota Children’s Museum allows visitors to engage in strength, coordination, balance and endurance training exercises in their own adventure stories.

Through September 11. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

‘A SLICE OF LIFE: EVERYDAY EXPERIENCES & SNIPPETS OF AN ARTIST’S LIFE’: A group exhibition featuring works in a variety of mediums that offer a glimpse of the artist’s life, from the most intimate to the most public moments. Through August 31.

Info, 859-9222. Art’s Alive Gallery in Burlington.

STELLA MARRS: “In Her Shoes,” a solo exhibition of new painting, drawing and multimedia works by the Burlington artist. Through October 25. Info, joseph@newcitygalerie.org. Info, 355-5440. New City Galerie in Burlington.

TODD R. LOCKWOOD: “Portraiture Reimagined,” an exhibition of “cinema portraits,” a convergence of portrait photography, cinema and writing. Through September 3. Info, 860-2700, ext. 8980. Champlain College Art Gallery in Burlington.

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‘THE WAY WE SEE THINGS: AN AWESOME PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW’: Digital photographs by students of the VSA Vermont Adult Arts Education photography class, with a variety of photographic approaches, styles and subjects. Through August 31. Info, heidi@vsavt.org. Info, 865-7211. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

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the late Burlington physician. Through October 31.

Info, 595-4866. The Hi e in Middlesex.

f ‘IN LAYERS: THE ART OF THE EGG’: A group exhibition of 20-plus artists whose works focus on the beauty, biology and essence of eggs. Reception: Saturday, September 10, 3-6 p.m. Through October 31. Info, 434-2167. Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington.

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AMANDA AMEND: “Viajes (Travels),” watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through August 26. Info, 828-0749. Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier.

‘NOTES OF COLOR’: Works in a variety of mediums and styles by members of the Vermont Art Resource Association. Through September 16. ANN SARCKA: An exhibition of prints, acrylic paintings and photography. Through September 16. Info, 262-6035. T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier.

‘BIG ART, BOLD VISION’: An exhibition curated by Janet Van Fleet featuring enlargements of works by 16 artists in mall windows. Artists include Rosalind Daniels, Anna Dibble, Janet Fredericks, Jessa Gilbert, Steven P. Goodman, Wendy James, Mark Lorah, Mickey Myers, Maggie Neale, Elizabeth Nelson, Adelaide Murphy Tyrol, Arthur Schaller, Jayne Shoup, David Smith, Kathy Stark and Frank Woods. Through N vember 26. Info, janetvanfleet fairpoint.net. Info, 229-4151. Berlin Mall.

‘VISIONARY CONSPIRACY’: An exhibition of fiber art by 14 members of the Vermont chapter of the Surface Design Association. Through August 27.

GLORIA LYNN: Paintings, sculptures and fiber a t by the Williamstown artist and family members.

Through August 27. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

HERBERT A. DURFEE JR.: Black-and-white photographs taken in Europe in the early 1950s by

PETER ARTHUR WEYRAUCH: “Rodz Series,” photographs taken at car shows in Vermont and New York over the past decade. Through September 30. Info, 223-2518. Montpelier Senior Activity Center.

RENÉE BOUCHARD: “Kaleidoscopic Pathos,” an exhibition of paintings that address landscape and human experience. Through September 30. Info, 223-5811. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

‘SOFT BOMB BARRE’: An array of fiber a t installations placed throughout downtown, including a pop-up weaving studio. Through August 27. Info, 479-7069. Various Barre locations.

SUMMER ART SHOW & SLOW-POUR COFFEE: Second summer exhibition of works by the collective’s 15 artists, and a celebration of new in-gallery specialty coffee bar Tremolo. Through August 27.

Info, 272-0908. The Front in Montpelie .

TOM WIES: “Elusive Element,” an exhibition of photographs taken over the last four years in Scandinavia, Serbia, Ireland and sites across the United States, featuring landscapes, portraits and abstractions of nature. Through September 30. Info, 223-5811 Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier.

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‘ROBERT DOUGLAS HUNTER AND HIS STUDENTS’: An exhibition of 24 paintings by the artist popularly considered “Dean of the Boston School of Painting,” as well as more than 50 works by students.

ANDREW ORR AND HIS STUDENTS: Landscapes by the Vermont artist and workshop students, including Janet Bonneau, Nancy Calicchio, Julie

Davis, Peggy DuPont, Fiona Cooper Fenwick, Barbara Jensen, Mary Krause, Julie McGowan, Howard Mitchell, Dan Pattullo, Kari-Unn Paye, John Richards, Jody Siegle and Linda Van Cooper.

Through September 5. Info, 644-5100. B yan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

f BARBARA MOLLOY: “Celebrating Freedom,” a retrospective of works on paper by the late Johnson State College printmaking instructor. Reception: Thursda , August 25, 3-5 p.m. Through September 2. Info, 635-1224. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College.

DAVID STROMEYER: “Visions in Steel,” a selection of large outdoor sculptures and smaller interior works, presented in collaboration with Cold Hollow Sculpture Park. Through September 9. JOSEPH LUPIANI AND ADELAIDE TYROL: “Instinct and Attitude,” an exhibition of paintings and sculpture that explore the parallels between animal and human behavior and personalities. Through October 16. KIM RADOCHIA: “Murmurations,” sculptural paper assemblage influenced y the artist’s study of li, the ancient Chinese practice of gathering and organizing patterns found in nature. Through October 16. Info, 253-8943. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe.

‘EXPOSED’: The 25th annual outdoor sculptur exhibit, featuring Korean artist JaeHyo Lee, among other works by local and national artists. Throug October 15. MOLLY DAVIES: “Beyond the Far Blue Mountains,” a remastered digital projection of the original 16mm “three-screen fairy tale.” Throug November 13. PAT STEIR: An exhibition of prints and drawings by the world-renowned New York painter, accompanied by video of the artist by Molly Davies.

Through N vember 13. TARA THACKER: Ceramic sculpture, installation and large-scale photography by the Vermont artist. Through September 4. Info 253-8358. Helen Day Art Center in Stowe.

JUDITH WREND: “Sculpture,” a solo exhibition featuring outdoor, freestanding interior and wallmounted pieces that explore light, space, color and reflection. Through September 5. Info, 888-1261 River Arts in Morrisville.

PATTY CASTELLINI: New monotype prints by the New Hampshire artist. Through August 31. Info, 253-1818. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe.

SUMMER SHOW: Works from fi e contemporary Vermont artists: Arista Alanis, Molly Davies, Alexandra Heller, Sebastian Sweatman and Craig Wiltse.

Through September 5. Info, sebsweatman@gmail com. Vermont Contemporary Art Space in Stowe.

‘WOMEN IN THE MEN’S ROOM’: Collaborative exhibition featuring sculptures by Susan Raber Bray, Leslie Fry and Riki Moss, and paintings by Janet Fredericks and Pamela Murphy. Through September 30. Info, 864-2088. Artspace 106 at the Men’s Room in Burlington.

SUSAN BULL RILEY, ERIC TOBIN, & KAREN & JACK WINSLOW: An exhibition of paintings by the Vermont artists. Through September 7. Info, 644-8183. Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville.

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‘BEING PRESENT’: A group exhibition featuring the work of 25 of artists currently represented by the gallery, offering a visual and contextual reflection on its 25th ear. Through September 13. Info, 985-3848. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne.

or Unf inished” at the Flynndog gallery in Burlington includes a smattering of the Vermont-born, Austin-based artist’s

‘GRANDMA MOSES: AMERICAN MODERN’: This exhibition co-organized with Bennington Museum showcases more than 60 paintings, works on paper and related materials by Anna Mary Robertson Moses, aka Grandma Moses, alongside work by other 19th- and 20th-century folk and modern artists. Through October 20.

DOMINIQUE EHRMANN: “Once Upon A Quilt,” an exhibition of 16 quilts by the Québec-based fiber artist. Through October 31. GEORGE SHERWOOD: “Wind, Waves and Light,” an outdoor exhibition of eight large-scale, stainless steel kinetic sculptures. Through October 31. Info, 985-3346.

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EMILY STONEKING: Exhibition of knit dissected animals by the Burlington aKNITomy creator.

Through August 30. Info, 324-2240. Living Room: Center of Positivity in Essex Junction.

viewers to consider how one knows when

Famous Cities” series join small-scale, topsy-turvy houses and strange vignettes that combine agricultural elements (cows, vegetables) with UFOs and anonymous cityscapes. In his statement, Azarian notes that his goal was “to challenge myself to paint less f or this exhibition.” He invites a painting is finished. A closing reception is Saturday, August 27, 2-5 p.m. Pictured: “Garlic,” acrylic on canvas.

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AMY HAGBERG & MICHELLE SAFFRAN: “Meditating Memory,” an exhibition in which the photo-based artists and friends explore a visual inquiry into the persistent force of memory and the manifestation of time. Through September 17. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop in Waterbury.

ANNELEIN BEUKENKAMP: A solo exhibition of watercolor paintings by the Burlington artist, produced by Valley Arts. Through October 10. Info, 496-6682. The Bridges ermont Resort & Tennis Club in Warren.

BIG RED BARN ART SHOW: Two- and threedimensional works by more than 30 Valley artists.

Through September 4. Info, 496-6682. Big Red Barn Gallery at Lareau Farm in Waitsfield BILLY BRAUER: A solo exhibition spanning fi e decades of the Vermont artist’s career, including paintings and etchings from the 1960s. Through September 5. Info, 583-5832. Bundy Modern Gallery in Waitsfield CASEY ROBERTS: “Bathed in Light,” a solo exhibition of sparsely detailed, nature-inspired cyanotype drawings. Through August 27. Info, 617-842-3332. Walker Contemporary in Waitsfield DAVID GARTEN: “La Habana Te Llama — Havana Is Calling You,” an exhibit of 25 new images from the photographer’s post-normalization trips to Cuba. Wednesday through Sunday, noon to 6 p.m.

Through September 5. Info, 496-5516. David Garten Photo in Waitsfield FRANK COVINO RETROSPECTIVE: An exhibition of paintings by the late artist and teacher, who painted and taught verdaccio technique in the Florentine style of the Old Masters. Through September 3. Info, 496-6682. Festival Gallery in Waitsfield JOHN MATUSZ AND ELLEN URMAN: “Putting Our Heads Together,” an exhibition of new works by the Vermont artists. Through October 10. Info, 496-5843. Transformation Sculpture in Waitsfield ‘PHOTO SHOW AT THE ROUND BARN’: The 27th an nual community-based exhibition featuring works from amateur and professional photographers.

Through September 5. Info, 496-7722. Joslyn Round Barn in Waitsfield

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‘QUAKER MADE: VERMONT FURNITURE, 18201835’: Furniture made by Monkton Quaker Stephen Foster Stevens, exhibited alongside account books, diaries, documents, photographs and other personal ephemera. Through October 30. Info, 877-3406. Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh.

‘SOLIDS AND SURFACES’: Handcrafted furniture

by Richard Haver and painted landscapes by Grace Mellow. Through August 30. Info, 247-4956.

Brandon Artists Guild.

‘WONDERING SPIRITS’: Sculptures by Nora Valdez, Rick Rothrock and Bart Shigeru Uchida. Through September 10. Info, galleries@castleton.edu.

Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland.

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‘COURAGEOUS SPEECH’: An exhibition of works by 27 member artists, along with text that examines each artworks’ relationship to an issue about which the artist feels strongly. Through August 31. Info, 528-5222. 10 S. Main St. in St. Albans.

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‘SWEET HARMONY BY THE LAKE’: Intergenerational art show opening featuring inspirational flags created by island schoolchildren, seniors, community members and gallery artists.

Through October 16. Info, 378-4591. Grand Isle A t Works.

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‘ART ON THE FARM’: Exhibition curated by Edythe Wright featuring sculpture by Lela Keen Jaacks, Lily O’Hara, Steve Read, Ian Campbell Swordy, Linda Treash and Brooks Wright. The show is a collaboration with the Fable Collective farmers, who have created a path through the fields of four family farms. Thursdays. Info, edythe. .wright@ gmail.com. Fable Farm in Barnard.

‘BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS’: An exhibit that traces the evolution of birds from dinosaurs, featuring skeletons, life-size replicas and hands-on activities. Through October 31. Info, 359-5000. ermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center in Quechee.

‘THE BIRDS’: The fou th annual exhibition of collages and prints by Ben Peberdy of Deluxe Unlimited and W. David Powell. Through August 31.

Info, 295-0808. Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction.

CAROL LIPPMAN: “A Path to the Unconscious,” new prints made using solarplate etching technology combined with collagraph and other printmaking media. Through September 30. Info, 295-5901. wo Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

POLLY FORCIER: “Early American Decoration,” a retrospective exhibition of stenciled and painted objects by the local stenciling expert, including replicas of different types of hand-decorated early American objects. Through October 31. Info, 649-0124. Norwich Historical Society and Community Center.

‘UNBOUND VOL. V’: Sixth annual juried exhibition of book art by artists working in New England and New York, opened in tandem with the Bookstock Literary Festival. Through August 27. Info, 457 3500. ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery in South Pomfret.

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RORY JACKSON: “All in One County,” an exhibition of landscapes throughout Addison County, from the mountains of Lincoln to the edge of Lake Champlain. Through August 31. Info, 989-7419.

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Through September 24. Info, 775-0356. Cha fee Art Center in Rutland.

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HOMER WELLS: A solo exhibition of landscapes created with automotive paint on aluminum by the Monkton artist, originally trained as a sign maker.

Through August 31. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery Mill Street in Middlebury.

‘THE EFFECTS OF BIRDSONG ON SHIFTING STRATA’: Paintings and poems by Tom Merwin and the Artists of the Forty-Seven Main Street Group.

Through August 27. Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

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BONNIE BAIRD: “As the Crow Flies,” an exhibition of landscape oil paintings rendered with a limited palette and simple geometry. Through September 25. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theate , in Middlebury.

CAROLYN SHATTUCK: “Unstill Lifes,” an exhibition of oil-on-canvas paintings and mixed-media works on clayboard. Through September 30. Info, 773-1801. Rutland City Hall.

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‘ADDISON COUNTY IN PROFILE: SILHOUETTES FROM THE SHELDON ARCHIVES’: An exhibit of rarely displayed silhouettes of early residents of Addison County, from the 1800s to 1900s, including many prominent and accomplished personalities. Through September 3. ‘PEDALING THROUGH HISTORY: 150 YEARS OF THE BICYCLE’: In recognition of the 150th anniversary of the first pedal bicycle patent, this exhibition showcases the extensive bicycle collection of Glenn Eames, which traces the evolution of the bicycle through today.

Through October 16. Info, 388-2117. Hen y Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

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ANN YOUNG: “The F rain,” paintings by the Barton artist. Through September 30. Info, 323-7759. Th 99 Gallery and Center in Newport.

BARBARA GREY AND SACHIKO YOSHIDA: “Mixing Oil and Water,” an exhibition of oil paintings of barns, brooks and mountains shown alongside watercolors of elegant flowers and fruits. Throug September 24. Info, 748-0158. Northeast Kingdom Artists Guild in St. Johnsbury.

‘EAST MEETS WEST’: A wide range of works inspired by the landscapes and lore of the American East and West, referencing pervading myths of the American frontier and the ever-diminishing freedoms of Native Americans. Through October 13. Info, 533-2045. Miller’s Thumb Ga lery in Greensboro.

ELIZABETH NELSON: Landscape paintings of the Northeast. Through September 19. Info, 525-3366.

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ERIC AHO: “Toward a Bright Opening,” solo exhibition of landscapes by the Saxtons River painter, whose recent works incorporate a prominent void, hole or portal. Through October 10. Info, 748-2600.

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GEORGIA LANDAU: “Real and Imagined Works in Paint and Clay,” an exhibition of works by the Montpelier artist. Through August 28. Info, 563-2037. White Water Gallery in East Hardwick.

‘MIRROR/MIRROR’: An exhibition reflecting upon the looking glass and all that it contains, from telescopes to magic tricks, disco balls to dentistry, fashion to psychotherapy, myth to superstition.

Through May 1. Info, 626-4409. The Museum o Everyday Life in Glover.

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PHYLLIS J. HAMMOND: A retrospective of works by the late Newport artist and author of Traveling With Wildflowers: From Newfoundland to Alask .

Through September 10. Info, 334-1966. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport.

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MOHAMAD HAFEZ: Surrealistic Middle Eastern streetscapes made of found objects, paint and scrap metal by the Syrian-born artist and architect.

Through October 1. Info, 748-8291. Athenaeum Ha l Gallery in St. Johnsbury.

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‘X-RAY VISION: FISH INSIDE OUT’: A traveling exhibition from the Smithsonian Institution featuring 40 large-scale digital prints of X-rays of several species of fish. Through Jun 1. Info, 748-2372. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium in St. Johnsbury.

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AYN HANNAH: “Mapping With Stitches,” new textile art quilts combining layered fabric with thread “drawing.” ERIC BOYER: “Convergence,” sensuous sculptures made from wire mesh. Through August 31. Info, 257-4777. Gallery in the Woods in Brattleboro.

‘UNION STATION: GATEWAY TO THE WORLD’: An exhibit of images and stories of Brattleboro’s Union Station, home of BMAC, to mark the 100th anniversary of its opening. Through October 23.

‘UP IN ARMS: TAKING STOCK OF GUNS’: A group exhibition considers the enormous physical, psychological and symbolic power of guns in the U.S. Artists include Liu Bolin, Linda Bond, Kyle Cassidy, Madeline Fan, Susan Graham, Jane Hammond, Don Nice, Sabine Pearlman and Jerilea Zempel.

Through October 23. BABETTE BLOCH: “Flora and Fauna,” large-scale steel sculptures of birds and magnolias. Through October 23. JAMIE YOUNG: “Chaos and Light,” a solo exhibition of paintings depicting several species of vines covering trees all over New England. Through October 23. PHILIP J. CALABRIA: “The Sti led Passage: Photographs of Unrestored Ellis Island,” photographs of the historical immigration passageway. Through August 29. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

‘LANDSCAPES AFTER RUSKIN: REDEFINING THE SUBLIME’: An exhibition curated by American artist Joel Sternfeld, who uses Victorian scholar John Ruskin’s work as a departure point for contextualizing contemporary renderings of landscapes and nature. Works are by Joseph Beuys, Katherine Bradford, Christo, Gustave Courbet, Naoya Hatakeyama, Anselm Kiefer, Raymond Pettibon, Gerhard Richter, Thomas Ru f, Ai Wei Wei, David Wojnarowicz and more. This show also se ves as the world debut of Sternfeld’s 2016 film London Bridge. Through N vember 27. Info, 952-1056. Hall Art Foundation in Reading.

ROBERT MCBRIDE: “Colorfully Informed,” abstract paintings by the Bellows Falls artist. Through August 26. Info, 869-2960. Main Street Arts in Saxtons River.

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DAVID BREWSTER: “Quixotic Encounters,” a 20-year retrospective of alla prima (wet-on-wet) oil paintings. KATHRYN WIEGERS: “Creation,” an exhibition of paintings based on the seven days of creation from the book of Genesis. Through October 3.

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‘MILTON AVERY’S VERMONT’: Works the American modernist created based on his summers spent in southern Vermont during the mid-1930s through the mid-1940s. Through N vember 6. f DUANE MICHALS: “Photographs From the Floating World,” an exhibition of vibrant color images. Reception: Saturday, September 24, 6 p.m. Artist talk at 7 p.m.

Through October 30. MARK BARRY: “Something About Summer,” an exhibition of paintings based on images of the everyday life the artist creates with family and friends. Through October 2. Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

NORTH BENNINGTON OUTDOOR SCULPTURE SHOW: The 19th annual exhibition of dozens of public sculptures throughout town, curated by artist Joe Chirchirillo. Through October 23.

Info, thefund@northbennington.org. Various Bennington locations.

BUNNY HARVEY: “Fully Involved,” a solo exhibition of semiabstract landscape paintings. Through September 11. Info, 498-8438. White River Gallery at BALE in South Royalton.

PETER FRIED AND CELIA REISMAN: “Painting in the Neighborhood,” an exhibition of artworks depicting built landscapes. Through October 31. VIRGINIA BEAHAN: “Photographs From Home,” a solo exhibition of works by the photographer and Dartmouth College senior lecturer. Through September 17. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

BECKY COOK: Recent plein air oil and pastel paintings, many of the Upper Valley. Throug September 5. Info, 800-423-2141. Restaurant at Loch Lyme Lodge, N.H. ‘DÜRER & REMBRANDT: MASTER PRINTS FROM THE COLLECTION OF DR. DORRANCE KELLY’: An exhibition of prints including 29 engravings and woodcuts by German printmaker Albrecht Dürer and 35 etchings by Dutch master Rembrandt van Rijn, as well as 18 contemporary works by Hendrick Goudt, Lucas van Leyden, Aegidius Sadeler and Lucas Cranach. Through October 2. ‘THE HYDES & REMBRANDT’: An exhibition tracing the efforts of Louis and Charlotte Hyde’s quest to secure a painting by the Dutch master.

Through October 2. VICTORIA PALERMO: “Camp Iris,” an interactive, site-specific installation featuring A-frame structures with transparent, colored acrylic walls, inspired by the architecture of traditional Adirondack getaways. Throug September 5. Info, 518-792-1761. The Hyde Collection in Glens Falls, N.Y. EDMUND ALLEYN: “In my studio, I am many,” a retrospective showcasing nearly 50 works, including paintings, drawings, films and technological pieces, by the late Québécois artist.

Through September 25. LIZ MAGOR: “Habitude,” a nonchronological survey of sculpture and installation produced by the Canadian artist, called “the most influential sculptor of the past 30 years.” Through September 5. LIZZIE FITCH AND RYAN TRECARTIN: “Priority Innfield,” a “sculptural theater” containing four movies and an ambient soundtrack presented in fi e pavilions. Throug September 5. Info, 514-847-6226. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art. JEANETTE FOURNIER: “The Art of Nature,” watercolors of the natural world by the self-taught artist. Through August 31. Info, 603-745-2141.

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‘POMPEII’: Nearly 200 archaeological artifacts, including bronze and marble statues, mosaics, outside vermont frescoes, decorative arts and objects from daily ANN CLAYTON BARLOW: Large-scale photolife, offer a glimpse into the life of the once-thrivgraphic prints explore the relationship between ing city in the Roman Empire. Through September perception and construction within found spaces.

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eorge W. Bush and Dick Cheney were such scary clowns, it’s curious that more comedies haven’t been made about their globally destabilizing antics. It’s equally ba˜ ing that so few of the handful of films that have been made worked, even with high-grade talent at their centers. Years f rom now, is anyone likely to look back at last year’s Rock the Kasbah or this spring’s Whiskey Tango Foxtrot as their respective stars’ prof essional zeniths?

In April, A Hologram for the King proved the biggest bunker bomb of Tom Hanks’ career.

So it’s no small victory for War Dogs that the film doesn’t merely work, but works so terrifically you f requently f eel as though you’re watching a Martin Scorsese movie.

That’s impressive for a number of reasons.

First, the aforementioned Middle East comedy curse. Second, War Dogs was directed

by Todd Phillips of The Hangover series fame. Here, the creator of Due Date (2010), Old School (2003) and Road Trip (2000) — basically the most bro-centric body of work in the history of cinema — marks his graduation to filmmaking on a more grown-up yet no less wildly entertaining level. And, finally, the film tells the true story of twentysomething scumbags and manages to make you care.

Based on a 2011 Rolling Stone article and scripted by Phillips, Stephen Chin and Jason Smilovic, War Dogs chronicles the misadventures of David Packouz (Miles Teller) and Ef raim Diveroli (Jonah Hill). The f ormer is a bland Miami Beach loser whose dream is to sell high-thread-count bed sheets to retirement homes. It’s not going well. In 2005, he reunites at a funeral with Diveroli, his best bud from junior high. The latter is the polar opposite of his old pal: ballsy, never f ar f rom his bong and totally indi˛ erent to boundaries.

Diveroli invites Packouz to join a highly lucrative enterprise he’s built, a company called AEY (which, amusingly, stands for absolutely nothing) that functions as a middleman between combat hardware manuf acturers and the U.S. military. It’s all perfectly legal. Until it isn’t.

Faced with charges of government cronyism during the Iraq War, Bush opened up bidding for military contracts to anyone with a laptop and dial-up connection. So our two heroes spend their days in Diveroli’s o˝ ce scrolling down the o˝ cial site listing war contracts on o˛ er and snorting coke. On the wall behind them hangs a massive painting of Tony Montana brandishing a machine gun and an equally lethal grimace. It’s a nice

FIRING RANGE Teller and Hill play armchair gunrunners who wind up in the crosshairs of the real deal.

touch, at once a glimpse into Efraim’s percolating pathology and an ominous bit of foreshadowing.

As business gets bigger — and trickier — Phillips choreographs the action masterfully.

Funny and frightening in equal measure, for example, is a sequence in which the two men drive a truckload of Berettas to Baghdad under cover of night through a desert area called the Triangle of Death. This part of the film is pure fiction, but that doesn’t make it one iota less spellbinding.

The story is told from the point of view of Packouz, but it’s Diveroli’s movie all the way. Hill is at the top of his game, creating a can’t-look-away character bordering on

sociopathic. It’s a perf ormance unlike any the Oscar winner has given before, funny as hell one minute and convincingly menacing the next.

War Dogs never preaches, but it reminds us of the rampant absurdity that became the new normal during the Bush-Cheney years, especially within the military-industrial complex. At the same time, it o˛ ers a case study of unbridled greed and its deleterious e˛ ect on the human soul. Think The Wolf of Wall Street (2013) with hand grenades instead of hookers. Just don’t think twice about seeing it.

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t’s become routine, even banal, in pop culture for stories to rhapsodize about the power of storytelling. One might call it a form of self-congratulation. Yet stop-motion animation studio Laika breathes new life into this tired theme in the opening scenes of Kubo and the Two Strings, a breathtaking family fable set in ancient Japan.

It’s a sequence that, like the famous prologue of Pixar’s Up, makes equally artful use of speech and silence. “If you must blink, do it now!” proclaims an imperious narrator, demanding that we pay rapt attention to a chaotic scene in which a mother, fleeing from supernatural forces, uses magic to save her infant from a watery grave.

In the next scene, the inf ant has become a boy named Kubo (voiced by Art Parkinson).

He spends his mornings caring f or his nearcatatonic mother and his days in a nearby marketplace, telling tales to the crowd with the aid of a magical lute that transforms origami into animated figures. At dusk, Kubo returns to his mother, who feeds him the stories that inspire his own — until her memory abruptly falters, and she lapses back into silence.

These scenes play out with a minimum of exposition — save that required by Kubo’s tale-within-a-tale — and a maximum of expression. We read Kubo’s whole conflict in the pain that tightens his features as he tends to his mom, in his exhilaration when she briefly returns to herself , in his f rustration as she warns him never to step outside at night. We

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deduce that the mother’s story of a brave samurai fighting the Moon King (Ralph Fiennes) is actually the story of how Kubo came to be, and that Kubo will soon conf ront the same enemy. That’s how these stories always work.

But what we cannot guess, and what we actually care about — because of the groundwork laid in this masterf ul opening — is whether the boy will ever truly get his mother back.

From this primally resonant opening, Kubo launches into the foreshadowed adven-

ture. When the boy tarries too late outside, he’s attacked by his mother’s two evil sisters (Rooney Mara), witchlike figures with expressionless masks. Kubo escapes into the wastes and embarks on a quest to reclaim his f ather’s legacy, guided by a fiercely protective monkey (Charlize Theron) and aided by a bumbling samurai who’s been transformed into a giant beetle (Matthew McConaughey).

These characters bring banter and muchneeded comic relief to the story. Meanwhile,

the action set-pieces deliver one visual marvel after another: a battle on a ship constructed entirely of autumn leaves; an undersea world lit by glowing eyes; a confrontation with a giant, flame-eyed skeleton.

As Laika showed with films such as Coraline and ParaNorman, its animators know how to construct images of terror and beauty, the kind that children revisit in their dreams.

But Kubo brings something new: underlying themes of mourning and remembrance to which adults may be even more attuned.

From the f renetic questing of the middle section, the film emerges into a finale in which the storyteller’s voice does turn out to be more powerful than the sword. Yet there’s nothing banal about this a˝ rmation of the human imagination, because it comes with a tacit recognition that stories are our best attempts to compensate for mortality, to replace what can’t be replaced. They’re the lanterns bobbing in darkness in the traditional lanternfloating ceremony that frames the narrative.

For all its mythic and f olkloric motif s, Kubo is ultimately about someone striving to use art to reconstruct a family he never had.

While kids will thrill to the film’s talking animals, sumptuous landscapes and winsome character designs, adults may find themselves gently weeping as Regina Spektor’s cover of “While My Guitar Gently Weeps” plays over the end credits.

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INDIGNATIONHHHH In this adaptation of Philip Roth’s novel, set in 1951, a young man from a working-class Jewish family struggles to adjust to life at a conservative Midwestern college. With Sarah Gadon and Tracy Letts. James Schamus makes his feature directorial debut. (110 min, R)

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SAUSAGE PARTYHHHH1/2 Double entendres abound in this adult animated comedy from the minds of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, set in a supermarket, in which Rogen voices a sausage who starts to question what he’s always been told about his destiny. With the voices of Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill and James Franco. Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon directed. (89 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 8/17)

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KUBO AND THE TWO STRINGSHHHH1/2 Laika Entertainment (The Boxtro ls) brings us this stop-motion animated adventure set in ancient Japan, in which a young boy hounded by gods and monsters must rediscover his father’s samurai legacy. With the voices of Charlize Theron, A t Parkinson and Ralph Fiennes. Travis Knight directed. (101 min, PG; reviewed by M.H. 8/24)

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THE SECRET LIFE OF PETSHHHHH What do pets get up to when their owners are away? Plenty of shenanigans, this animated family comedy suggests. Louis C.K., Kevin Hart, Jenny Slate and Albert Brooks contributed their voice talents.

Chris Renaud (Despicable Me) and Yarrow Cheney directed. (90 min, PG; reviewed by R.K. 7/13) STAR TREK BEYONDHHH1/2 Justin Lin (Fast & Furious 6) helms the latest installment of the nouveau version of the SF franchise, in which the Enterprise encounters a new enemy in the far reaches of space. With Chris Pine, Zachary Quinto, Zoe Saldana and Idris Elba. (120 min, PG-13) SUICIDE SQUAD1/2H Supervillains get a second chance to be heroes when they’re recruited by a secret government task force in this DC Comics production directed by David Ayer (Fury). Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Viola Davis and Jared Leto (as the Joker) star. (130 min, PG-13; reviewed by R.K. 8/10) WAR DOGSHHHH1/2 Jonah Hill and Miles Teller play a pair of bros eager for government cash who take on a $300 million deal to arm America’s Afghan allies in this fact-based comedy-drama directed by Todd Phillips (The Hangover). With Kevin Pollack and Bradley Cooper. (114 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 8/24)

THE HUNTSMAN: WINTER’S WARHHH In this prequel to Snow White and the Huntsman, Charlize Theron and Emily Blunt play rival r yal sisters who enjoy foiling young people’s forbidden love. (114 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 4/27) MAGGIE’S PLANHHHH Greta Gerwig plays an independent woman who wins a married man (Ethan Hawke) and then starts to wonder if he belongs with his ex-wife (Julianne Moore) in this comedy from director Rebecca Miller. (98 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 6/15) THE MAN WHO KNEW INFINITYHHH A poor Indian math prodigy (Dev Patel) travels 6,000 miles to study at Trinity College in this biopic about the life and work of mathematician Srinivasa Ramanujan.

(108 mins, PG-13. Reviewed by R.K. 5/11) THE NICE GUYSHHH1/2 In this action comedy from director Shane Black (Kiss Kiss Bang Bang), a pair of oddball detectives (Russell Crowe and Ryan Gosling) uncovers a far-reaching conspiracy while investigating the death of a porn star in 1970s Los Angeles. (116 mins, R) RATCHET & CLANKH1/2 In this family animation inspired by the gadgetry-driven video-game franchise, a mechanic and a robot team up with a group of intrepid avengers to save the galaxy from an evil overlord. (94 min, PG)

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a throng of no-strings-attached caretakers who would devote themselves to stoking your healing and delight. Maybe they’d sing to you as they gave you a manicure and massaged your feet and paid your bills. Or perhaps they would cook you a gourmet meal and clean your house as they told you stories about how beautiful you are and all the great things you’re going to do in the future. Is it possible to arrange something like that even on a modest scale, Taurus? You’re in a phase of your astrological cycle when you most need this kind of doting attention — and when you have the greatest power to make it happen.

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CANCER (June 21-July 22): It’ll be one of

those rapid-fire, adjust-on-the-fl , think-onyour-feet, go-with-your-gut times for you — a head-spinning, endorphin-generating, eyepleasing, intelligence-boosting phase when you will have opportunities to relinquish your attachments to status quos that don’t serve you. Got all that, Cancerian? There’ l be a lot of stimuli to absorb and integrate — and, luckily for you, absorbing and integrating a lot of stimuli will be your specialty. I’m confident of your ability to get the most of upcoming encounters with cute provocations, pleasant agitation and useful unpredictability. One more tip: Be vigilant and amused as you follow the ever-shifting sweet spot.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): At the risk of asking too much and pushing too hard, my Guerrilla

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I hope you are not forlorn, shivery, puzzled or obsessive right now — unless being in such a state will mobilize you to instigate the overdue transformations you have been evading. If that’s the case, I hope you are forlorn, shivery, puzzled and obsessive. Feelings like those may be the perfect fuel — the high-octane motivation that will launch your personal renaissance. I don’t often offer this counsel, Libra, so I advise you to take full advantage: Now is one of the rare times when your so-called negative emotions can catalyze redemption.

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(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): From what I can tell, your vigor is peaking. In recent weeks, you have been sturdy, hearty, stout and substantial. I expect this surge of strength to intensify in the near future — even as it becomes more fluid and supple. In fact, I expect that your waxing power will teach you new secrets about how to wield your power intelligently. You may break your previous records for compassionate courage and sensitive toughness. Here’s the best news of all: You’re likely to be dynamic about bestowing practical love on the people and animal and things that are important to you.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): Th odds are higher than usual that you will be offered a boost or promotion in the coming weeks. This development is especially likely to occur in the job you’re doing or the career plans you’ve been pursuing. It could

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Thecosmos seems to be warming up to your charms. Th stinginess it displayed toward you for a while is giving way to a more generous approach. To take advantage of this welcome development, you should shed any fear-based beliefs you may have adopted during the recent shrinkage. For instance, it’s possible you’ve begun to entertain the theory that the game of life is rigged against you, or that it is inherently hard to play. Get rid of those ideas. They’re not true, and clinging to them would limit the game of life’s power to bring you new invitations. Open yourself up wherever you have closed down.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Are any of

your allies acting like they’ve forgotten their true purpose? If so, you have the power to gently awaken them from their trances and help them refocus. Is it possible you have become a bit too susceptible to the influences of people whose opinions shouldn’t really matter that much to you? If so, now is a good time to correct that aberration. Are you aware of having fallen under the sway of trendy ideas or faddish emotions that are distorting your relationship with your primal sources? If so, you are hereby authorized to free yourself from their hold on you.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Now would be a

favorable time to reveal that you are, in fact, a gay socialist witch who believes good poetry provides a more reliable way to understand reality than the opinions of media pundits — unless, of course, you are not a gay socialist witch, etc., in which case you shouldn’t say you are.

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(March 21-April 19): In the coming weeks, I hope you won’t scream curses at the rain, demanding that it stop falling on you. Similarly, I suggest you refrain from punching walls that seem to be hemming you in, and I beg you not to spit into the wind when it’s blowing in your face. Here’s an oracle about how to avoid counterproductive behavior like that: The near future will bring you useful challenges and uncanny blessings if you’re willing to consider the possibility that everything coming your way will, in some sense, be an opportunity.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): I invite you to dream about your true home ... your sweet, energizing, love-strong home ... the home where you can be high and deep, robust and tender, flexible and rigorous ... the home where you are the person that you promised yourself you could be. To stimulate and enhance your brainstorms about your true home, experiment with the following activities: Feed your roots ... do maintenance work on your power spot ... cherish and foster your sources ... and refine the magic that makes you feel free.

Can you handle one more set of tasks designed to enhance your domestic bliss? Tend to your web of close allies ... take care of what takes care of you ... and adore the intimate connections that serve as your foundation.

Prayer Warriors have been begging God to send you some major financial mojo. Thes fierce supplicants have even gone so far as to suggest to the Supreme Being that maybe She could help you win the lottery or find a roll of big bills lying in the gutter or be granted a magic wish by an unexpected benefactor.

“Whatever works!” is their mantra. Looking at the astrological omens, I’m not sure that the Prayer Warriors’ extreme attempts will be effective. But the possibility that they will be is definitely greater than usual. To boost your odds, I suggest you get more organized and better educated about your money matters.

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