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Developing: Rutland Herald’s Struggle Spills Onto Its Pages

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Vermont Gas Pipeline Foes Vow to Keep Fighting

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Case Dismissed: Echoes of National Police Issues in a Vermont Courtroom

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Rokeby Museum Highlights Quaker Craft’s Not-So-Simple Integrity

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Community: Once the butt of jokes, a Chittenden County town is undergoing a serious transformation

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Milton’s Metamorphosis

Development: A sprawling 'burb makes plans for a real downtown

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Home, Sweet Milton

Real Estate: Young couples find a healthy housing market in northern Chittenden County

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History: Milton history buffs work to save the home of Vermont’s greatest Civil War hero

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Food: Along Route 7, Milton diners take comfort in the ordinary

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Milton, his left arm suddenly swings across my body. I figure he must be dreaming and just lift it back to his side of the seat. Then he says, “OK, we gotta pull over.”

“You gonna blow?” I ask, nonchalantly.

“Yep,” he says, and I quickly pull to the shoulder and click on the four-ways.

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out before slumping over in the shotgun, sleepytime-time.

I shake him, he comes to and I say, “Thirty bucks — could you pay me now?”

“Suuuure,” he says and fishes out a couple twenties. This only takes him about four minutes. “Keep it,” he manages to get out as he passes me the bills. Then it’s naptime again.

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I’ve learned to turn down fares from the obviously and totally hammered. However, the “decline” is a decision that must be made before the person gets into the cab.

This can be a tough judgment call.

Last night, I take the guy. Once he hits the seat, I realize that he is drunker than he looked on the street. Maybe the fancy duds fooled me, I don’t know. And, he needs to go to Milton. He gets this

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Take a tour of “A Journey Across Boundaries” with Rachel Elizabeth Jones, who reviews the current group exhibition at the Chandler Gallery in Randolph. ˜ e photography, sculpture, painting, music and poetry curated by Angelo Arnold and Gowri Savoor examine themes of crossing lines.

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Minter v. Scott

aterbury Democrat SUE will face Berlin Republican PHIL SCOTT this November in the race to become Vermont’s 82nd governor.

Both candidates faced tough competition in Tuesday’s primary election, but both emerged with convincing wins.

Incomplete results late Tuesday showed Minter, a former transportation secretary, winning the Democratic nod with 50 percent of the vote. Former state senator MATT DUNNE fell short in his third bid for statewide office, taking 36 percent. And former ambassador PETER GALBRAITH came in a distant third with just 9 percent.

“We did this,” Minter said as she greeted supporters Tuesday night at Burlington’s Main Street Landing.

After hugging family members and former governor MADELEINE KUNIN — the first and, thus far, only woman elected to the office in Vermont — Minter previewed the message she will send in her race against a cautious moderate.

“All I know is that we have a great state. Vermont has never stopped being great,” she said. “And we do not need to slow down. We need to charge forward to the future!”

Scott, the lieutenant governor, easily dispatched retired Wall Street banker BRUCE LISMAN 60 percent to 39 percent though Lisman outspent him 3-to-1.

Scott’s top supporters expressed nervousness in recent days that Lisman’s hard-hitting advertisements had tightened the race, but in the end it wasn’t even close.

After his mother, MARIAN SCOTT, introduced him to supporters at Barre’s Vermont Granite Museum, the lieutenant governor delivered a withering assault on Lisman’s campaign tactics.

“Tonight we can say with certainty that this campaign settles an important debate: Negative campaigns don’t work in Vermont,” Scott said. “No matter who you are, no matter how much you spend, the high road leads to victory.”

Turning to his general election matchup against Minter, Scott said he hoped to make it “an exchange of ideas and not an exchange of attacks.”

Dunne, who ran a spirited race but faltered in its final weeks, told supporters at Burlington’s Arts Riot that he was proud to have empowered and inspired his youngest campaign workers. He said he was “certainly going to work hard to MINTER

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make sure Sue Minter is the next gover- competitive primaries, though the gennor of Vermont.” eral election will include some interestAt the Burlington Hilton, Lisman ing matchups. said his campaign had sent the message Republican SCOTT MILNE, who nearly that Montpelier needed a change. But he defeated Democratic Gov. PETER SHUMLIN conceded that he had fallen far short of in 2014, is challenging veteran Sen. victory.

PATRICK LEAHY (D-Vt.). Chittenden County “I feel like I let you down,” Lisman State’s Attorney T.J. DONOVAN, a Democrat, told a small will compete with crowd.

St. Johnsbury “No, you Republican didn’t!” one supDEBORAH BUCKNAM porter yelled. to succeed retiring The upset of Attorney General the night came BILL SORRELL. And L I E U T E N AN T GOV E RN OR in the race to reRepublican DAN PH I L S C OT T place Scott as the who FELICIANO, state’s lieutenant also ran for govgovernor. As Seven Days went to press, ernor in 2014, will face incumbent state Sen. DAVID ZUCKERMAN (P/D-Chittenden) Auditor DOUG HOFFER, a Democrat and was leading House Speaker SHAP SMITH Progressive.

(D-Morristown) 43 to 37 percent in their In Chittenden County’s sixcompetition for the Democratic nomi- member Senate delegation, Rep. CHRIS nation. A third candidate, Rep. KESHA PEARSON (P-Burlington) and Williston Selectboard member DEBBIE INGRAM apRAM (D-Burlington), was trailing with 17 percent of the vote. peared poised to win seats vacated by Having presided over the Vermont Zuckerman and former Republican senHouse for the past eight years, Smith ator DIANE SNELLING. They will join incumis well known and well regarded in bent Sens. TIM ASHE (D-/P-Chittenden), Democratic circles. But Zuckerman, GINNY LYONS (D-Chittenden), MICHAEL a veteran legislator, is beloved by pro- SIROTKIN (D-Chittenden) and PHIL gressive activists. Last week, he won BARUTH (D-Chittenden) this fall on the the coveted endorsement of Sen. BERNIE Democratic ballot. Only one Republican, JOHN GIFFORD, is running, making it likely SANDERS (I-Vt.).

The Associated Press called the race the delegation will shift to the left. for Zuckerman at 10:16 p.m., but neither Farther north, incumbent Sen. NORM leading candidate appeared ready to de- MCALLISTER (R-Franklin), was routed in clare victory or concede by Seven Days’ his bid for a third term. McAllister has deadline. Republican RANDY BROCK ran faced criminal sexual assault charges unopposed for his party’s nomination. and was suspended from the Senate in Few other statewide races featured January. He has pleaded not guilty and

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chose to run for reelection despite a looming trial.

Fellow Sen. DUSTIN DEGREE (R-Franklin) and Rep. CAROLYN BRANAGAN (R-Georgia) handily defeated McAllister in the county’s Republican primary. They will compete with Democratic challengers DENISE SMITH and SARA KITTELL, a former senator, for two seats in the Senate.

And in Windsor County, Rep. ALISON CLARKSON (D-Woodstock) seemed likely to succeed retiring Senate President Pro Tempore JOHN CAMPBELL (D-Windsor) in that county’s three-member delegation. She and incumbent Sens. DICK MCCORMACK (D-Windsor) and ALICE NITKA (D-Windsor) beat out Campbell’s former aide, CONOR KENNEDY, for positions on the Democratic ballot.

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The Tab It’s too soon to say just how much Vermont’s gubernatorial primary cost, but one thing’s for certain: It was the most expensive in state history.

A Seven Days analysis of available campaign finance data shows that the candidates themselves spent more than $4.9 million seeking their parties’ nominations. That includes all expenditures made before July 15, but only mass media — television, radio, print, internet and phones — since then. The final tally will likely be quite a bit higher.

Nor does that $4.9 million figure count outside spending on the race.

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This race also featured five millionaires, three of whom spent gobs of money on their own campaigns: Lisman, Galbraith and Dunne. The last one of those was a bit of a surprise. At a May press conference, Dunne promised he wouldn’t self-fund and called on his opponents to do the same. But last Tuesday and Wednesday, he loaned his campaign $95,000.

Then there’s Citizens United, the 2010 U.S Supreme Court case that opened the floodgates to money in politics — and led to the rise of super PACs, which can raise and spend as much as they like. According to Burns, even “the fear of the super PAC — real or imagined” — has prompted candidates to raise more money on their own.

In this race, fear turned into reality.

Starting last Wednesday, a super PAC founded by retired Vermont lobbyist BOB SHERMAN and funded largely

by EMILY’s List pumped more than $124,000 into pro-Minter advertising.

The next day, LinkedIn and PayPal founder REID HOFFMAN spent $220,000 on pro-Dunne ads. Later Thursday, a super PAC financed by Lisman’s former Bear Stearns colleagues dropped $27,000 on his election.

The only other time a super PAC has spent so much on a Vermont primary was in 2012, when the Democratic Attorneys General Association plowed $200,000 into ads designed to save Sorrell from Donovan, who challenged him that year.

Consider this primary a preview of coming attractions.

Now that the general election has begun, you can expect major national organizations to get involved. The Democratic Governors Association and Republican Governors Association have already established Vermont-based super PACs. And if 2010 was any indication, they could each spend millions.

Then there are all the other races on the ballot. Whether or not Milne gains traction in his quest for a U.S. Senate seat, you can be sure that Leahy will break the bank. Because, you know, that’s what Leahy does.

Given the national trend, Burns says, Vermont’s move toward big-money politics shouldn’t be surprising.

“But it’s still a shock to people who think Vermont is a little bit different and we’re not going to be that way,” he says.

“It turns out we are not immune to the same tactics that work in other places — and those tactics cost real dollars.” m

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unprecedented influx of direct expenditures from super PACs and a Silicon Valley billionaire. Collectively, they put up more than $371,000 in six short days.

“We’re in the dawning of a new era in campaign finance,” says Secretary of State JIM CONDOS. To be sure, Vermont has seen more expensive contests — in the general election. Take, for example, the $13.5 million Sanders (I-Vt.) and Republican businessman RICH TARRANT collectively spent on their 2006 cage match. But never before has a Vermont gubernatorial primary cost so much.

Just six years ago, when Vermont saw its last competitive race for an open governor’s seat, the five major Democrats spent a combined $1.8 million. The biggest spender, third-place finisher DEB MARKOWITZ, doled out nearly $631,000, while second-place finisher DOUG RACINE spent just $246,000. (The winner, Shumlin, dropped $565,000.)

“It sounds almost quaint, and it was just six years ago,” says Vermont Public Interest Research Group executive director PAUL BURNS. This year, Dunne and Minter likely both exceeded the million-dollar mark.

Even discounting the final three weeks of non-media expenditures, Dunne had spent at least $956,000 and Minter $910,000. Even the comparative pittance Galbraith put up, $309,000, topped Racine’s 2010 total.

And then there are the Republicans.

Lisman, who largely self-funded his campaign, spent more than $2 million — including more than $876,000 on mass media alone. Scott spent far less during his warm-up laps — just $467,000 before last month. But in the final weeks of the race, he revved his engines and ended up dropping more than $686,000 total.

What made the race so expensive?

For one thing, both Democrats and Republicans had competitive contests — unlike in 2010, when then-lieutenant governor BRIAN DUBIE had the GOP field to himself. It also started unusually early: when Shumlin announced in June 2015 that he wouldn’t seek a fourth term.

Within a month of that announcement, Dunne had already collected $134,000.

Just as important: In January 2014, the legislature voted to double the amount that individuals, corporations and PACs could donate directly to statewide candidates — from $2,000 to $4,000 apiece. According to a database kept by the Secretary of State’s Office, those who donated between $2,001 and $4,000 this cycle account for $1.1 million in contributions.

Molly Walsh, Alicia Freese and Terri Hallenbeck contributed reporting.

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ate Friday afternoon, Rutland Herald owner R. John Mitchell fired news editor Alan Keays for holding accountable one of the community’s most powerful institutions: the newspaper itself.

After publishing a piece in that morning’s paper about the company’s inability to pay its own employees, Keays had informed Mitchell and publisher Catherine Nelson that he was planning a follow-up for Saturday’s edition. “[Mitchell] said there wouldn’t be another story. I said there would be,” Keays later recounted. “And eventually it got to the point where I was fired.”

The 46-year-old editor, who had spent most of two decades at the paper, left the meeting and exited the Herald’s downtown Rutland headquarters.

“People asked if [Mitchell] had fired him, and he nodded his head and walked out,” education reporter Lola Duffort said moments later in a tearful phone call to Seven Days.

“The entire newsroom is walking out,” she reported. “The paginators are leaving. The editors are leaving. I don’t know how many people are going to stick around, but I don’t think a paper’s coming out tomorrow.”

After commiserating with their former boss in the Herald’s parking lot, staffers returned to their desks and put Saturday’s paper to bed. But the damage had already been done. The follow-up story for which Keays had been fired had been spiked. And when readers opened their papers the next morning, they found not a word about the turmoil that had wracked the venerable institution.

“It’s a shame the state’s oldest newspaper — a Pulitzer Prize winner — has been run into the ground by mismanagement, with the excuse that ‘times are hard for newspapers,’” said one staffer on hand for Keays’ departure.

Tensions at the Herald and its sister paper, the Barre-Montpelier Times Argus, have been simmering for years.

Faced with declining advertising revenue and shrinking circulation, the oncedominant Vermont newspaper company has ordered several rounds of layoffs and retreated from its strongholds in Windham and Bennington counties.

Its problems were compounded in May 2011, when a flood inundated its Barre printing press. Insurance covered

less than a quarter of the $4.5 million in damages.

In a bid to save the papers and forestall further layoffs, Mitchell announced in June that the Herald and Times Argus would no longer publish print editions on Mondays, Tuesdays and Wednesdays.

“We’ve cut, I think, all the jobs we can without really decimating the newsroom,” he explained at the time. “This is an attempt to keep from having dramatic layoffs in the newsroom and to try and monetize the technical base we’ve built for social media.”

Whether it would work wasn’t immediately clear.

Eliminating print editions can save serious money in the short term, according to Rick Edmonds, a media business analyst for the nonprofit Poynter Institute, but it’s not a “proven strategy” for long-term success.

“There are pros and cons,” he said.

“I don’t think there’s a real established record that this saves papers.”

As the company has floundered, its top brass have kept employees in the dark, they say.

“Management has always operated in secret, never sharing details of policy or decisions with staff,” said a second employee. “The effect of that atmosphere has been a consistent sense of unease — not to say paranoia — among staff, low morale, high anxiety, cynicism and rampant rumors.”

Case in point: When Mitchell announced last December that Nelson would succeed him as publisher, he kept from his own reporters the news that she had been cited two days earlier for driving under the influence and leaving the scene of an accident. Keays said at the time that he learned about Nelson’s crash not from his bosses, but from an “off-the-record tip.” The Herald reported the story, but not before VTDigger.org scooped the paper.

Employee discontent boiled over last week when management refused to explain why they weren’t being compensated in a timely fashion. As Seven Days reported last Wednesday, writers weren’t being reimbursed for expenditures and freelancers weren’t getting paid at all.

According to Keays, he and his reporters first considered writing about the paper’s problems early last week.

They pulled the trigger last Thursday after learning by email that they wouldn’t receive their pay that week via direct deposit. Instead, they would have to pick up physical checks a day later than normal.

“I thought it was important that we do a story,” Keays explained. “I think because we’re going to hold other institutions and entities to a standard, we need to meet that standard ourselves.”

On Friday morning, the story appeared on the front pages of both the Herald and the Times Argus. The piece, written by Rutland City reporter Gordon Dritschilo, was tough but fair. It quoted five staffers and freelancers by name, some of whom described bounced pay and reimbursement checks. Keays gave Nelson a heads-up that the story was coming, he said, and was not told to desist.

That changed Friday when Keays and his staff began planning a follow-up story.

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Dumont said it’s also possible that the PSB won’t address all of his objections when it issues its ruling. If that’s the case, his clients could choose to bring one particular argument to superior court.

“I think it’s only just beginning,” said Rachel Smolker, one of the resident “intervenors” Dumont represents. If the PSB rules against the residents, she wants to appeal.

Asked about the implications of the delay that could cause, Rendall responded, “I’m not going to talk about hypotheticals.”

Pressed further, he said, “It will certainly be a challenge for us if our ability to complete our work under the park is significantly delayed.”

During the hearing, Vermont Gas vice president Eileen Simollardes said that if the company had to reroute the pipeline around the wetlands in Geprags, it could take more than a year to obtain easement rights and resolve other issues along a new route.

Should Vermont Gas manage to complete all 41 miles of pipeline by the end of the year, it won’t mark the end of the fight for Smolker and others. “Even if it was all in the ground, it would still be very worthwhile to halt it,” she said, suggesting that they could still try to prevent the company from using the pipeline. She suspects Vermont Gas — or other energy companies — will want to utilize the pipeline corridor to transport fossil fuels through Vermont to larger markets. “This corridor is very likely in the future to grow and become a huge massive superhighway of energy,” she said.

Proposed in December 2012, the pipeline has encountered pushback at practically every step — from the climate change

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he setting was drab: a cramped room attached to a warehouse filled with boxes of paper and filing cabinets. And the arguments about drilling technology, mowing plans and legal minutia were often tedious.

Yet the Public Service Board hearing last Thursday turned out to be high drama.

The three appointed arbiters — Margaret Cheney, James Volz and Sarah Hofmann — slipped in from the warehouse and sat behind a table at the front of the room. The space could only accommodate a fraction of the attendees.

A Department of Public Service attorney, Louise Porter, turned around to take stock of the reporters behind her. “I didn’t know there were this many news organizations in Vermont,” she said.

Outside, protesters lay sprawled out on the blacktop, their bodies cloaked in white sheets and faces painted a chalky white. At least five cops stood by during this “die-in” intended to symbolize the casualties of climate change.

The occasion? Vermont Gas Systems was seeking permission to use eminent domain in Hinesburg’s Geprags Community Park. It’s the final right-ofway the utility needs in order to complete its 41-mile natural gas pipeline from Colchester to Middlebury.

“This is the last piece of the puzzle in our effort to being able to complete the pipeline,” Vermont Gas president Don Rendall said after the hearing.

But even if the PSB rules in the company’s favor, the battle likely isn’t over.

People fighting the pipeline aren’t ready to concede that this decision marks the end.

At the close of Thursday’s hearing, VGS attorney William Dodge asked that the PSB decide the park issue in September.

He also requested that it shorten the subsequent window for either party to ask the board to reconsider from 10 days to two. “What we’re worried about is we’re running out of daylight to construct the project,” he said.

“I don’t think we’re going to agree to that,” said Jim Dumont, an attorney representing Hinesburg residents fighting the eminent domain request, during an interview Friday. He noted that the ability to ask for reconsideration could be key if the PSB makes a decision using an unexpected line of reasoning.

Asked if the company could face further legal challenges, Dumont responded, “Oh yes, I think it’s likely.” After the reconsideration period, parties have 30 days to appeal the whole decision to the Vermont Supreme Court.

activists who have chained themselves to construction equipment to the landowners who refused to cede their ground to the gas company. The cost of the project has skyrocketed — from $86 million to $165 million, according to information Vermont Gas filed with the Department of Public Service in June.

Much of the media attention has focused on the protesters camping out in trees and locking themselves to backhoes.

But despite the human obstacles, Vermont Gas has quietly been making progress.

It installed 11 miles of pipeline last year, Rendall said. This summer, roughly 250 construction workers are putting in pipe in Williston, Hinesburg, Monkton and New Haven. They’ve finished several miles so

far, and “many more are nearing completion,” according to Rendall. He said the entire pipeline is now under construction — except the 2,000 feet through Geprags — and he expects it will be finished this year.

The company recently struck deals with two of the last holdout landowners — in one case, because a woman died, allowing Vermont Gas to negotiate with her heirs.

Vermont Gas has now secured rightsof-way from 162 of 163 property owners in the pipeline’s path — a feat that cost it about $15.6 million.

Negotiating with the 163rd landowner — the Town of Hinesburg — has been harder than expected. Vermont Gas officials thought they had an agreement with the selectboard, but residents forcefully

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PEOPLE FIGHTING THE PIPELINE AREN’T READY TO CONCEDE THAT THIS DECISION MARKS THE END. precedent precluded utilities from using eminent domain to seize land already serving a public interest.

It’s still unclear when the board will determine whether his arguments have merit.

Regardless of the outcome, opponents are keenly aware that the Public Service Board might make other pipeline decisions down the road.

Vermont Gas originally envisioned a three-part project: this one from Colchester

to Middlebury; a second-phase pipeline under Lake Champlain to the International Paper mill in Ticonderoga, N.Y.; and finally, a third phase extending the Middlebury line to Rutland. International Paper was going to help pay for the underwater construction, and when it backed out of the deal in 2015, Vermont Gas stopped pursuing the second phase and put the Rutland link on indefinite hold.

Rendall wouldn’t say last Friday whether Vermont Gas was still planning to extend the pipeline to Rutland. “We look forward to having the discussion with all of our stakeholders about the future when this project is finished. Right now we’re focused on finishing what we started.”

Asked if his staff is actively exploring plans for a pipeline to Rutland, Rendall replied, “It has taken all of our excellent resources … to focus on completing this project in a safe and timely and cost-effective way.”

Members of the Rutland Area Climate Coalition, formed in 2014 by locals opposed to the Keystone XL Pipeline, aren’t waiting around for a more definitive answer.

“In an effort to be preemptive about that, we have been trying to forewarn landowners between Middlebury and Rutland that they could be in the path of a potential pipeline,” said member Beth Thompson.

They’ve sent letters to residents in Leicester, Salisbury, Brandon, Pittsford, Proctor and West Rutland, and gone doorto-door to follow up.

Thompson said they’re encouraging people to file no-trespass notices against Vermont Gas to prevent the company from scoping out their properties. “What we’ve got here is a larger demographic than you think that’s opposed to this pipeline,” she said.

Another anti-pipeline activist, Mary Martin, is proof of that assertion. The

Cornwall resident didn’t believe in climate change when she first started fighting the pipeline several years ago. The pipeline would have gone through her property if Vermont Gas hadn’t ditched phase two. By the time that happened, Martin had already been converted to the climate-change cause; since then, she’s continued to fight the pipeline for environmental, rather than personal, reasons. “I guess I have Vermont Gas to thank for that,” she said.

In addition to bolstering the ranks of pipeline opponents, the current project may have other aftereffects. It’s been a public relations nightmare for Vermont Gas, and the reputations of the PSB and the Department of Public Service have suffered. Pipeline opponents routinely assert that the regulatory process has been “rigged.”

A wider range of people, including elected officials, expressed dismay when the PSB attempted to prevent the public from attending the Geprags hearing. That prompted Lisa Barrett, a retired attorney from Huntington with no pipeline-protesting history, to take the board to court for violating her First Amendment rights.

After a federal judge ordered that the hearing should be open, the PSB attracted more ire by announcing that the room it had reserved had space for just six members of the public and seven members of the media. At the start of the meeting last Thursday, Barrett stood up and asked the PSB to move to a larger venue, but her request went unacknowledged.

Martin had left home at 5:30 a.m. — in a recently purchased Prius — to wait in line for one of the six spots. She made it in. “My husband calls me Pollyanna,” she acknowledged.

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objected last February, alleging that the board had violated Vermont open meetings law by making the pact behind closed doors.

In response, the selectboard retracted its agreement with Vermont Gas and voted 3-2 last month for one with better terms.

Vermont Gas would use horizontal directional drilling, instead of digging a trench, to protect the park’s wetlands. Sweetening the deal, it would pay $250,000 for easement rights and provide natural gas to 100 or so trailer park residents in Hinesburg.

But Vermont law prohibits the selectboard from simply signing over those easement rights. Two sisters bequeathed the parkland to the town on the condition that it be used for recreation or education.

That’s why Vermont Gas is seeking PSB approval to take it through eminent domain.

Seven Hinesburg residents are challenging that approach. While opponents are concerned about the impact on Geprags, many, including at least some of the intervenors, also see this as a strategy to stop the pipeline.

Vermont Gas attorneys twice attempted to convince the PSB to revoke the group’s intervenor status, which allows them to make their case before the board. When that failed, they tried without success at the start of last Thursday’s hearing to persuade the board to throw out nearly all the intervenors’ arguments as irrelevant.

In the hot, crowded and sometimes tense warehouse room, Dumont, who has represented other pipeline opponents, presented his multipronged case in meticulous detail over the course of six hours.

He questioned whether the selectboard’s agreement would truly protect the interests of Hinesburg park users, arguing that drilling, while less intrusive, could still damage the surrounding wetlands.

He sought to show that the company had

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igh-profile killings of law enforcement officers and citizens have roiled the country and intensified the debate about police relations with minorities. And while Vermont has experienced no tragedies on the order of Dallas, Minneapolis or Baton Rouge, the national debate is having an impact here in ways big and small.

Exhibit A is a low-level criminal case from South Burlington, unremarkable except for ending with a surprising twist.

It started with a phone call around 10:30 p.m. on May 16. A motorist told police that a man driving a Chevy Malibu erratically had almost run him off the road. South Burlington police officer Dale Crispin pulled over Kareem G. Louard, a 25-year-old African American man from Waterbury on Interstate 89, near the Williston exit.

As Crispin began questioning Louard, he smelled marijuana and alcohol. Louard acknowledged that he had smoked marijuana and had a drink before driving, according to an affidavit Crispin later filed in court. As other officers arrived, Crispin handcuffed Louard and arrested him on suspicion of driving under the influence.

Back at the South Burlington police station, Louard’s blood alcohol level was tested at 0.09 percent, just over the limit, according to Crispin’s affidavit. But Louard wasn’t supposed to be behind the wheel at all. His license had been suspended after a 2015 driving-under-the-influence conviction, according to court documents.

So police charged Louard with DUI and driving with a suspended license.

He was held in jail overnight for lack of $750 bail.

Seven Days obtained an audio recording of his July 13 hearing in Chittenden Superior Court, during which lawyers told Judge Gregory Rainville that they had reached a plea agreement. Louard had signed off on the deal: He would plead guilty to a misdemeanor charge of negligent operation — a lesser offense than DUI — and driving with a suspended license. He would serve 11 days on a Department of Corrections work crew and pay a $300 fine.

According to a legal document and a statement Louard’s lawyer, public

defender Lucas Collins, made in court, a factor in the agreement was that the initial report about erratic driving had been false. Louard had a female passenger, and her jealous ex-husband had spotted them together and sought to cause trouble for Louard.

That the agreement was “relatively lenient,” Collins, told Rainville, was justified by his client’s good conduct with police.

The traffic stop was tense, Collins told the judge. “My client, to his credit, behaved very well, was very compliant, was polite, did not give them any trouble,” Collins said. “This was a false report from a jealous ex …

All things being equal we gave him a little bit of a benefit for behaving well in a [difficult] situation.”

All that was left was for Rainville to inform Louard of his rights and to make sure he understood the legal process before accepting the agreement.

But Rainville had another idea.

“I’m going to dismiss [the charges]

in the interest of justice. You’re done,” Rainville told Louard.

He explained: “And here’s why: You’ve been watching the TV. You know what’s going on in the world.

And you’re a black man. This could

LAW ENFORCEMENT have gone really bad, really quick if you had gotten your back up about this or gotten upset or just got overly excited. You’d probably have gotten hurt, and they might have as well, and you did everything by the book. And that’s more than a reasonable person could be required to do under the circumstances. So I think you deserve a break here. You’re done.”

“Thank you,” Louard said.

“Alright,” Rainville said. “Good luck to you.”

“You don’t see that every day,” the judge later remarked from the bench.

Rainville’s decision left some local law enforcement officials scratching their heads.

“Frankly, I’m befuddled,” South Burlington Police Chief Trevor Whipple said in an interview. “I don’t know where the decision came from, nor how it’s fair and equitable to others in the system. I understand if the judge finds a misstep by our officer, if rights weren’t followed. It’s something I’ve never encountered before and certainly caused confusion for our officer. My response to the officer is simply: Judges make decisions from the bench and we don’t have any control over what a judge does or does not do.”

Whipple said he reached out to prosecutors to ask if Crispin had done anything wrong, such as failing to accurately collect evidence or infringing on Louard’s legal rights.

“I was assured by the prosecutor’s office that they saw no defects in the case,” Whipple said.

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“[The police] did their job, and do our best to prevent and avoid the the judge made a decision that he is tragedies that we’re seeing across the allowed to make,” Chittenden County country.”

State’s Attorney T.J. Donovan said Burlington Police Chief Brandon in an interview. “We may disagree del Pozo acknowledged that national with it, but we respect his authority police incidents have driven decisions to make it. I have a lot of respect for in the Vermont criminal justice comJudge Rainville.” munity. After a gunman shot 14 police Louard told Seven Days in a brief officers in Dallas in July, del Pozo phone interview that he considered cancelled solo patrols and doubled up Rainville’s decision a “blessing.” his officers.

“I didn’t know what was going to The chief has spent hours in a happen,” Louard said. market owned by a He did not respond to Congolese refugee in follow-up questions. the New North End. Collins did not Last week, he and other reply to a message, ranking Burlington and Rainville, through police officials met with Vermont judicial adleaders in the African ministrators, also deAmerican community. clined to comment.

“We’re making inTraffic stops of creased efforts to have minorities have long people of color in our been under scrutiny in community accept us JUDGE GREGORY Vermont.

RAINVIL L E as legitimate sources A study of five years of authority,” del Pozo of traffic stops released said. “We had really in May showed that Vermont State constructive conversations about Police troopers pulled over blacks and paths forward for creating better Hispanics disproportionately more bonds with the police and especially often than whites, and that troopers black men in their teens and twenties.” were nearly five times as likely to In South Burlington, Whipple said search a black driver as a white driver, he and his officers are sensitive to even though the “hit rate” on find- the tensions between minorities and ing contraband was higher for white police and have been keeping a close drivers. eye on the national debate.

A study of four years of Burlington But he thought Rainville’s ruling police traffic data released in April was unfair to both Crispin and Louard. revealed similar disparities.

He wondered: Will other people who Donovan, currently campaigning to get pulled over and cooperate with replace Attorney General Bill Sorrell, police be let off, even if evidence acknowledged that officials are strug- shows they committed a crime? gling to address concerns about fair“Yes, there have been a number ness in the criminal justice system. of events across our nation that He pointed to the ongoing discussion have [caused] concern and protest,” about the traffic-stop data as a by- Whipple said. “I understand that product of the national debate about there are questionable things that police interactions with minorities. have happened. But for anyone to “We’re not immune to what is make a judgment here in our commuhappening in this country, and it’s nity, I don’t know how we can equate certainly permeated this work we do,” this to that.” m Donovan said. “I think everybody is acutely aware that this system needs Disclosure: Stacy Graczyk, the Chittenden to reform. I’m not sure there is con- County deputy state’s attorney assigned sensus on how best to reform the to the case, is the wife of Seven Days system, but it does impact how we do staff writer Ken Picard. She was not at our job. To what degree, that is hard to the hearing described in the story. measure. My hope is that we can continue to do what we’ve always tried to Contact: mark@sevendaysvt.com, do, which is to meet and discuss and @Davis7D or 865-1020, ext. 23

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Bernie Sanders Buys a Summer Home in North Hero Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) is the proud new owner of a summer home in the Champlain Islands. Last week the longtime Burlington resident plopped down nearly $600,000 on a lakefront camp in North Hero.

Sanders’ new crib has four bedrooms and 500 feet of Lake Champlain beachfront on the east side of the island — facing Vermont, not New York. ˜ e Bern will keep his home in Burlington and use the new camp seasonally.

“We’ve traveled up to the islands many times over the years — almost always on day trips,” Sanders’ wife, Jane O’Meara Sanders, told Seven Days in a written statement. “We’ve been impressed with the North Hero community, eaten at the North Hero House and Shore Acres and have suggested them to friends who were looking for a beautiful place to stay or have dinner. St. Anne’s Shrine in Isle La Motte is my favorite church, and it is nearby.”

Last Tuesday, the day of the closing, a relaxedlooking Bernie Sanders posed for a photo at Hero’s Welcome General Store on Route 2. ˜ e store, a bit south of his new abode, serves a “HUGE” $6.99 turkey sandwich called Feel the Bun in the senator’s honor.

“It’s not fair that the Billionaire Class controls 99 percent of the bread,” the menu description reads.

“Here’s a sandwich for the rest of us … to keep us nourished until everything cool is free!”

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˜ e Chittenden County Superior Court has dismissed all 88 criminal counts that the City of Burlington brought against landlord Soon Kwon for allegedly defying its housing code.

Burlington City Attorney Eileen Blackwood said she is still deciding whether to appeal.

Burlington filed suit last January amid a years-long struggle with Kwon. According to the code enforcement office, he has refused to address roughly 100 violations of the city’s housing code at his four apartment Soon Kwon buildings, despite multiple fines, violation notices and follow-up visits.

Kwon has contended that the only violations he hasn’t addressed have been trivial, and he suggested that the city’s code enforcement director, Bill Ward, has a personal grudge against him. Ward denies it. ˜ e alleged violations include broken heating and plumbing systems, blocked emergency exits, mold, and lead paint. ˜ e city didn’t criminally charge Kwon for the violations themselves; it charged him for failing to comply with the code inspector’s orders to remedy those violations.

State law allows municipalities to pursue civil or criminal charges against someone for violating the housing code. But Kwon’s attorney, Will Towle, argued that municipalities can only file civil — not criminal — charges for failing to comply with an inspector’s order. ˜ e court agreed.

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State Supreme Court Approves Costco Gas Sales in Colchester ˜ e Vermont Supreme Court on Friday gave the green light for Costco Wholesale Corporation to add gasoline pumps to its Colchester store — rejecting a longstanding appeal from infl influential Vermont gas distributor Skip Vallee.

In a unanimous ruling, justices upheld a 2015 Environmental Court decision that concluded the Costco expansion was permissible under Vermont’s Act 250 land-use laws. ˜ e feud has pitted Vallee, owner Th of R.L. Vallee, which runs dozens of gas stations across Vermont under Maplefields name, against the national the Maplefi corporation.

Costco secured several permits to add gas pumps and reconfi reconfigure its parking lot in Colchester, but Vallee, who owns a nearby gas station, appealed to the Environmental Court and eventually the state’s highest court.

Vallee argued that the gas pumps would worsen traffic at the busy intersection off Interstate 89 in Colchester and endanger local wetlands.

Costco accused Vallee of using the land-use process to stifle competition.

R.L. Vallee is one of four companies that have been targeted with a class action lawsuit alleging that they have been fixing gas prices in Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle counties for years. Vallee has denied the accusations.

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Sanders ordered the sandwich during his visit last week. Hero’s Welcome owner Robert Camp told Seven Days the store once offered a Sanders sandwich that poked fun at the senator but later pulled it. ˜ e new version captures the essence of his rise to national prominence, Camp said.

“He’s just been great,” said Camp. “˜ is is going to be his home, so we won’t encourage autographs.” ˜ e small Grand Isle County town has been abuzz with the news. O’Meara Sanders said: “˜ e entire family is very excited about it.”

“My family had a lake home in Maine since 1900, but we hadn’t had the time to go there in recent years — especially since my parents passed away,” she said. “We finally let go of it, and that enabled us to buy a place in the islands — something I’ve always hoped for. ” Island locals are happy to see a man of Sanders’ stature choose the town, which had fewer than 1,000 residents as of the 2010 U.S. Census.

“We couldn’t ask for a nicer person to move in — that’s my opinion,” said Eileen Mitchell, a member of the town selectboard.

Camp, who’s run Hero’s Welcome for 23 years, predicted Sanders would fit right in.

“He’ll be a welcome neighbor; everybody up here loves him,” Camp said. “We’re all ornery, and so is he!”

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Al’s professional life began in the Midwest in Ferndale, Mich., then Hinsdale, Ill., where he was Assistant Superintendent of Schools.

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Jeff specializes in lighting design and is VTOP’s managing director. He has worked at the Kentucky, San Francisco and Washington National operas.

Originally from the Rutland area, he has also designed lighting for Vermont’s DORSET THEATRE FESTIVAL and WESTON PLAYHOUSE. Jeff is doing Orpheus’ lighting using equipment donated by the PARAMOUNT THEATRE in Rutland, and he built the economical but effective set.

Audiences will access their seats via a long hallway, lined on one side by dusty storage space. About 250 chairs will be set up among the piers. As Seven Days approached a recent rehearsal, the emotion-laden voice of Tinmouth soprano SUZANNE KANTORSKI, who sings Euridice, echoed down the passage.

Kantorski, who has also appeared in Opera Company of Middlebury productions, stood on a spiraling path made of irregular wooden planks that sweeps around the floor and then tilts upward, ending in a surreally vertical position halfway up a pier. It’s a perfect visual representation of the plot of the Orpheus myth, whose protagonist, a lute player, must lead his beloved Euridice out of Hades without looking back at her.

This he fails to do, losing her forever.

In New York City-based composer Gordon’s version, Orpheus is a clarinetist whose voice is his instrument; he acts out the part while playing. Euridice doubles as narrator, and four dancers — a kind of Greek chorus of Furies — elaborate the story as she sings it. Instead of being killed by an asp, as in the myth, this Euridice fades away incrementally.

Gordon wrote the libretto in a flash one night in 1995, as his partner was dying of AIDS. Originally conceived as

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A grid of worn lumber piers supports a high ceiling. A grappling hook hangs from elevated tracks once used to roll huge blocks of marble from one carving station to the next. A bank of mullioned windows in various states of disrepair runs the length of one wall. White paint crumbles from every surface.

The empty room is a perfect spot, in other words, for evoking the dismay and desperation of a descent into Hades.

That’s what QUINCY and JEFF BRUCKERHOFF had in mind when they decided to stage Ricky Ian Gordon’s contemporary opera Orpheus and Euridice there. The hourlong opera, which premiered in 2005, will receive two performances in the former manufacturing space this weekend.

Actually, when the Bruckerhoffs founded the VERMONT OPERA PROJECT out of their Clarendon Springs home 18 months ago, they envisioned staging their first production in the museum’s disused quarry. Later, when realities such as the possibility of rain set in, they opted for the gritty interior of the small-monuments room. It may be the most interesting opera venue ever used in Vermont.

The Bruckerhoffs, who moved to the Rutland area from Washington, D.C., with their two children in 2011, are clearly fearless. For one thing, new opera companies in Vermont are a gamble.

While the OPERA COMPANY OF MIDDLEBURY is doing well, the ghosts of the Burlingtonbased company f y d o (Fresh Young Dynamic Opera) and the more recently discontinued Green Mountain Opera Festival still roam. Even the children’s company, OPERA THEATRE OF WESTON, is in “limbo,” according to its directors.

Asked during a phone call why the Bruckerhoffs wanted to start a new opera company in Vermont, Quincy jokes, “Besides that we’re, like, slightly insane?”

That, and they have significant combined experience in the theater and opera worlds. Quincy, who is VTOP’s general director, trained in voice but began stage managing after college, after discovering she had stage fright.

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a song cycle for soprano, clarinet and piano, the work included eight dancers at its 2005 premiere, at the Rose Theater at Lincoln Center as part of the “Great Performers” and “American Songbook” series. A New York Magazine reviewer called the performance “magical.” A 2008 performance by Long Beach Opera, which can be viewed on YouTube, was staged in an indoor pool with Orpheus standing in a floating dinghy.

When WESLEY CHRISTENSEN, who plays Orpheus, saw that last version, he “thought it was pretty crazy,” he says by phone. But the Waterbury clarinetist has since embraced his role, which entails interacting with the dancers while playing his instrument. “In one scene, I’m lying down and playing, then jumping up on blocks. You’re not playing a concerto standing in one spot on the stage,” he says — as he’s done with the CHAMPLAIN PHILHARMONIC. Christensen, an insurance salesman by day, has also played with numerous Vermont orchestras and teaches at the MONTEVERDI MUSIC SCHOOL. A string quintet sourced from the VERMONT SYMPHONY ORCHESTRA will accompany performances. Christensen judges the music “very lyrical even though it’s modern,” with echoes of Leonard Bernstein and Aaron Copland.

The award-winning Gordon has written operas for Stephanie Blythe (27, about Gertrude Stein) and Frederica von Stade (A Coffin in Egypt), and has also composed for Nathan Lane, Kelli O’Hara and other Broadway stars.

VTOP will reprise Orpheus in another interesting venue on September 10 and 11: the National Gallery of Art in Washington, D.C., which is underwriting those performances.

Local opera buffs can look forward to more than just Orpheus and Euridice.

VTOP’s stated mission is to stage sitespecific productions of new and rarely performed operas — including, eventually, William Bolcom’s A View From the Bridge, a major work involving multiple soloists, a chorus and an orchestra.

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With the expanded facility, the Playhouse is also looking to fi l community needs. Adding a second stage will allow the company better to serve local schools with scholastic productions and curricula, among other things.

The alker farmstead was a dairy farm for more than a century, owned and operated by the Walker family. Gladys Walker was one of the founding performers at the Playhouse when it opened its doors in 1937. In those Great Depression years, the theater served as a muchneeded community center for the town, according to the Playhouse’s website. The alkers have remained longtime attendees of Playhouse performances, and it seems only fitting that the farms next act is to grow a theater.

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Last weekend, the WESTON PLAYHOUSE broke ground on its new state-ofthe-art theater compound on the Walker Farm in Weston Village. The $10 million capital and fundraising campaigns that began in 2007 will add a $6.5 million black-box theater to the company’s main stage. The grounds wi l contain flexible pe formance, rehearsal and community spaces to accommodate the creation of more experimental theater, along with space for administrative offices and a tist housing.

The endea or goes beyond just creating a new venue. It represents Weston Playhouse’s aim to evolve from a summer-stock regional theater — albeit a highly regarded one — to a “theater arts incubator,” according to the company’s website.

The Playhouse already has a robust tradition of supporting new works. Now the goal is for the new Center for the Arts at Walker Farm to become a nationally recognized destination for playwrights, composers, directors and producers to hone their artistic skills, create new works and launch them nationally.

The budget incorporates an endowment to support educational outreach and the Weston Playhouse Young Company — a summer

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abolitionist family who built Rokeby in 1793, was himself a Quaker and purchased some of Stevens’ products.

Among the pieces in “Quaker Made” is a wooden frame for a declaration published by the American Anti-Slavery Society in 1833. Rokeby’s appropriately simple show also presents a few 19thcentury photographs and a sampling of Stevens’ account books and diaries.

A bureau he made in 1826 is cited as especially indicative of Stevens’ disdain for fashion, “the most imperious of despotisms,” according to an unnamed Quaker author quoted in a text panel. This cherry-wood piece, with six drawers graduated in size from top to bottom, was modeled on a type of bureau that had become prevalent in Vermont 30 years earlier.

“Any customer wishing to avoid the latest fashion would be safe in Stevens’ shop,” notes an accompanying commentary by curator and Rokeby director JANE WILLIAMSON. But, she adds, that customer could acquire “a well-made and handsome piece of furniture.”

A hooded cradle serves as a fine example of Stevens’ exacting workmanship. It’s a practical and demonstrably durable object with a visual appeal

based on the absence of ornamentation.

The cradle’s design is simple yet not at all simplistic. Its integrity derives from its maker’s uncompromising commitment to his craft.

As Williamson observes in a text panel, “To produce inferior work would have troubled Stevens, seeming almost a form of dishonesty.”

Not every piece in the show is devoid of flourish. A desk Stevens built in 1820 qualifies, Rokeby’s director writes, as “the most complicated piece of furniture in the museum’s collection.” A swooping base and four oddly shaped feet complement its boldly figured maple top. Similarly, a small trunk made for Ann King, a teacher employed by the Robinsons, is emblazoned with her initials in brass tacks — a 19th-century equivalent of neon signage.

For all its conformity to the Quaker credo of plainness, Stevens’ work cannot be regarded as representative of a singular Quaker aesthetic. The style of furniture made by Quaker craftsmen varied from place to place, or meeting to meeting — the sect’s term for its congregations.

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a photo of a comparatively rococo piece made in Baltimore by a contemporary of Stevens who was every bit as much a Quaker.

Many viewers may identify Stevens’ furniture as Shaker because of its clean lines and austere facture. There are, in fact, strong similarities between his work and that of the Shakers, whose origins lie in the Quaker tradition.

The Addison County meeting to which Stevens belonged was quite strict in its interpretation of the Quaker code of behavior and expression. Several congregants were “disowned” — or banished — from that meeting for not fully adhering to its definition of plainness, Williamson notes.

Stevens’ obeisance to authority extended to his family life. His aged parents summoned him to return to Montpelier in 1835 to care for them and oversee their business affairs. He complied with their command, although he was “heartbroken” to leave his Monkton workshop, Williamson reports. While Stevens appears not to have excelled as a furniture maker after the move, his irrepressibly creative disposition still manifested itself — in his 1845 patent for a platform scale.

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hrough their commitment to dressing plainly and living simply, the Quakers quietly rebuke contemporary America’s blinged-out culture. A corresponding aesthetic of restraint sets Quaker makers far apart from most practitioners in today’s art world, which spins on an axis of extravagance.

Crafting austere everyday objects isn’t a recent innovation by the Society of Friends. Quaker designers and builders have been doing it for a long time, as a show at Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh reveals.

Stephen Foster Stevens (1799-1857), a Quaker furniture maker who worked in Monkton, was producing beautifully simple — and simply beautiful — pieces nearly 200 years ago. A half dozen of them are on display in the Rokeby exhibit titled “Quaker Made: Vermont Furniture, 1820-1835.”

Stevens moved to Monkton from his parents’ home in Montpelier because Addison County was the heart of Quaker Vermont in the early 19th century. He found a strong market there for pieces that would not have generated much demand in hipper parts of New England.

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and even offered advice: “The other night, one pulled up, and he was like, ‘You need a belly strap for that horse.’”

Rutherford told him with a laugh that she wasn’t done yet; the belly strap was coming.

Both artists say they hope the murals will draw visitors to Jeffersonville. “I feel like it was a community that was passed by, and this will change that,” Bethea says. “The silos will become sentinels for the community.”

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ainter SARAH C. RUTHERFORD has changed the face of Jeffersonville — with two gigantic, regal faces that will surely become the town’s defining works of art.

Rutherford, 32, created a twopart mural, “The Silo Project,” on the “canvas” of two old concrete silos beside the roundabout formed by routes 15 and 108. The north silo bears the face of an aging farmer, which Rutherford says honors Vermont’s past. The south silo depicts the face of an 8-year-old child, which represents the state’s present and future. Each silo is 36 feet tall; at 5,000 square feet total, the two comprise the largest outdoor mural in Vermont, Rutherford says.

The silos once belonged to the Bell-Gates Lumber Corporation.

The south one was originally used as a kiln to dry lumber, while the north silo stored sawdust. The Village of Jeffersonville recently purchased the silos and surrounding land, which is adjacent to the site of its farmers market. The murals were funded by a $15,000 grant from the VERMONT ARTS COUNCIL and the National Endowment for farmer’s; she even replicated the the Arts. fresh cut from Shaw’s saw blade Rutherford, along with two interns in the mural. Images of hermit Silo murals by Sarah C. Rutherford and LN BETHEA, who serves on the board thrushes and red clover, the latter of directors of the CAMBRIDGE ARTS COUNCIL, of which grows abundantly around began prepping the silos in mid-June. the silos, appear on both to suggest They worked six days a week to com- the continuity of past and future. plete them by August 12 — the eve of The child on the south silo apWhile the mural’s 8-year-old figure the town’s annual Festival of the pears in the company of a is based on a girl Rutherford knows, she Arts. The artist planned out her massive barred owl and a gazebo says, she has rendered the child’s gender murals on grid paper, which she based on a historical model in transposed by hand Jeffersonville.

This ambiguous. The artist says she’s heard onto the concrete and silo used to bear a both boys and girls look at it and say, then completed with street artist’s image of “Hey, that looks like me!”

Locals had a mixed reaction to the spray and latex paints. a zebra; Rutherford The graceful conthought about trying silo murals in their proposal stage but fidence Rutherford to incorporate it, she still voted to approve the project last displays in executsays, but it didn’t fit August. Since Rutherford and Bethea ing such large-scale her vision of Vermont began painting, they say, the response L N BET HEA, CAMBRIDGE work is impressive. in the future. So she has been overwhelmingly positive.

ART S COUNCIL “You know that a community welShe augmented the covered the zebra but farmer portrait with let other small tags and comes you when they bring you food,” Rutherford says, noting that people have draft horses, a church and a covered graffiti on the silo remain. bridge, all of which had local models.

“I like that there are vestiges of the brought the artists coffee, lemonade, Rutherford used CAC board member graffiti still existing; that’s part of its his- lunch and blueberries. Bethea adds that farmers have come and thanked them, JOHN SHAW’s hands as the model for the tory,” Rutherford says.

THE STRAIGHT DOPE BY CECIL ADAMS

Dear Cecil,

Why do so many Americans dislike Hillary Clinton? It seems to predate her time as secretary of state or even as senator. Does it have something to do with her husband’s two terms in the White House?

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n 1964 Barry Goldwater quipped about nuking the Kremlin men’s room and equated Medicare with giving old folks free resort vacations, cigarettes and beer. Just before Lyndon Johnson strolled to victory that November, Gallup found that 46 percent of Americans viewed his Republican opponent unfavorably, with 26 percent of respondents into the “highly unfavorable” camp. For five decades, Goldwater has been the most unpopular major-party presidential candidate ever, a record that some deemed unbreakable.

Well, they used to think nobody would ever hit 62 home runs in a season either.

By Gallup’s latest reckoning, back in June, exactly half of the American public views Hillary Clinton unfavorably, 33 percent highly so. But Hillary Clinton and mass unpopularity are old pals. The first major attempt to suss out the source of the antipathy, Henry Louis Gates’s “Hating Hillary,” appeared in the New Yorker in 1996 — meaning this idea is now old enough to vote.

What about ethical concerns? Knowing full well the scrutiny they’re under, the Clintons have often seemed oddly unworried about appearing too chummy with big donors to their campaigns and charitable work, and a fog of impropriety clings to Hillary even when specific claims are disproven. Certainly no presidential candidate has faced so much congressional scrutiny immediately prior to an election: Republican-controlled committees have been hammering away at Clinton for three years now, first on Benghazi, then on her usage of email.

And that kind of shelling from the opposition is nothing new — in the ’90s, Bill and Hillary Clinton were accused of everything from real-estate shenanigans to outright murder.

Hillary might have chosen a less dramatic-sounding phrase to describe the well-financed

while Hillary is cast as a shady crime boss. Back in the ’90s, as the first working woman to serve as first lady, Clinton initially took a lead role in health care policy making but hit massive turbulence from D.C. traditionalists who thought she’d misread her job description.

Such paleo-antifeminist rancor — and an accompanying rap as presumptuous and pushy — is something that more recently prominent female politicians, like Elizabeth Warren, have largely been spared.

None of this is to make excuses for her — politics is a tough game, and a better operator might have handled things more deftly. As that 1996 New Yorker piece suggests, Hillary’s always just rubbed plenty of people the wrong way. Then again, “Why doesn’t anyone like you?” is a hell of a question for even the savviest politician to field continuously for 25 years.

However, friends, we live in wondrous times, and in 2016 Hillary’s not even our least popular presidential candidate. Gallup again: 59 percent of Americans don’t like Donald Trump, including 42 percent who can’t stand him.

Fortunately, nobody’s writing in to wonder why — I’d never get it all in a single column.

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The thing is, though, Clinton’s popularity numbers have never stayed put. She wrapped up her secretary of state gig in 2013 with a 64 percent favorability rating, and even that wasn’t peak Hillary — in 1998, at the kickoff of Bill’s impeachment, 67 percent of Americans were on her side. Now, we’re a polarized people. A third of Americans will always approve of Hillary Clinton, while another third forever will be ready to holler “Lock her up!” But what’s with that middle that can’t make up its mind?

Clinton’s spin on her fluctuating favorability is that she’s a wooden campaigner whose numbers dip during the election cycle but a hard worker who forges her way back into our hearts with her sturdy competence. As she said at the Democratic convention of her career in public service, “The service part has always come easier to me than the public part.” Fine, she’s no natural politician. But a charisma deficit alone isn’t enough to turn half a nation against you.

network of conservative operatives who had coordinated their messages against the Clintons than her much-ridiculed “vast right-wing conspiracy.” But their detractors — whether politicians, news commentators or your relatives on Facebook — have shared a singleness of purpose that’s unquestionable even if you believe its cause is righteous. And it’s come from both sides: mainstream liberals like the New York Times’ Howell Raines and Maureen Dowd were dogged critics of the Clintons’ ethical lapses, real or perceived.

And yet Bill Clinton has emerged from the battles of the past unscathed: As recently as 2014, his favorability polled at 64 percent. Meanwhile Hillary suffers the scorn of a reinvigorated left that’s retroactively critical of her support for her husband’s policies — adopted in the aftermath of the Reagan years, when Democrats were stumbling over each other in their efforts not to appear too liberal. How did Hillary get stuck holding the bag?

Let’s not dance around the obvious: Hillary Clinton is a woman. Surely it’s a double standard that allows Bill to seem like a charming rapscallion who just cuts a few corners

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“Jeez, I’m not sure I know that one. Ya got the address?”

“Sorry, I sure don’t,” he said, and I smiled at the New England accent and syntax.

“Oh, wait,” I said. “Is that the old Handy Suites? Does Susie Wilson Road ring a bell?”

I explained it to him, and he said, “I guess that accounts for all those people. I wondered about that.”

“What brought you to town, then?”

“I’m working construction for a couple months up here. Just got in yesterday.”

“What’s your trade?”

I’M SOMEWHAT OBSESSED WITH THE ELUSIVE FOREST GIANTS,

THOUGH I MYSELF WOULD NEVER DREAM OF SHOOTING ONE. “Yeah, I think it does.”

I shifted the cab back into drive and we took off. “Yup, I had to think for a second,” I explained. “The place recently changed names. The hotels often do that, and it’s hard to keep up.”

I take pride in my area knowledge.

When a tourist asks me, “Do you know where fill-in-the-blank is?” I reply, “I know where everything is.” This usually elicits a chuckle, though my hubris — now that I think about it — verges on Trumpian.

“So, did you enjoy the brew fest?” I asked as we ascended the Main Street hill.

“What’s the brew fest?” he replied.

What a sweet, shy dude, I thought. I’d bet he hardly talked to anyone tonight.

Burlington tourists run the gamut.

From country folk to sophisticated New Yorkers and Montréalers, they all find a welcome in the Queen City.

All these stories are true, though names and locations may be altered to protect privacy.

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“Technically a welder, but they put me on general labor in between the welding.”

“Somebody once told me that they always need welders. Like, if you’re a good welder, you got a job for life.”

“Yup, I’ll go along with that. At least I hope so.”

“So, where do ya hail from?”

“Northern Maine,” he replied. “I worked for 10 years at a paper mill until the boiler exploded. I guess there was no insurance, and they couldn’t afford to keep the place going. So I trained in welding and have been doing that for a few years. I don’t mind traveling, so I get plenty of work.”

Thinking of the great wilderness expanse that is northern Maine, I said, “So, I bet you’re a hunter.”

“All my life. My father and grandfather were game wardens, and they wanted me to follow in their footsteps, but I could

never do that. I guess I’m not much of a people person. I kinda like machines.”

“Didja ever take a moose?” I asked.

I’m somewhat obsessed with the elusive forest giants. Though I myself would never dream of shooting one, I do like to hear the stories. While I’ve seen scores of deer through the years, I’ve only once spied a moose. I’ve heard they prefer the seclusion of the backcountry.

“Nope, I’ve never gotten a moose permit,” he said. “But if you ever get the chance, moose is the best. You wanna get a female moose — a cow — and it’s wicked delicious, really tender if you cook it proper. You can feed a whole family for a month or more, maybe all winter.”

We reached the Baymont Inn & Suites, and I pulled up to the front entrance. Mr. Redbeard paid the fare and voiced his appreciation while passing me a good tip.

I wasn’t expecting that from so uncosmopolitan a person, which made it extra sweet.

I handed him a business card, saying, “I’m Jernigan. Call me if you need me again. What’s your name?”

“Thanks,” he said. “And the name’s Harvey.”

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id you ever long to be wanted?

Pulling up to the intersection of Church and Main late at night on the Brewfest weekend, I was greeted by a small crowd of people, most of whom wanted me. Granted, this was solely because I was piloting an empty taxi, but still, it was a nice feeling.

In the pre-Uber era (insert sigh emoji), this was a common occurrence.

Nearly every Friday and Saturday night, cabs were at a premium come last call at the bars and clubs. Nowadays, with the Uber-cab infestation (sorry, but they truly descended upon Burlington like biblical locusts), it takes a special event — such as the Vermont Brewers Festival — to swell the taxi demand enough to create shortages. I pine for the old days.

Like a ballboy or -girl at a baseball game deciding who in the crowd gets tossed the foul ball, I got to decide which lucky taxi hailer got to take my taxi. I focused on a stocky young man with a tumult of curly red hair and matching beard. His flannel shirt was checkered red and indigo, and his pants were loose and bluish-black, like those of a bluecollar workingman. In homage to Bernie Sanders and the working class he extols, I chose him.

My customer climbed into the back seat, and I waited as he smiled at me in the rearview mirror. Realizing this routine was new to him, I pivoted in my seat to prompt him with “Where ya headed, buddy?”

“The Baymont Hotel, I think it is,” he replied.

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here are plenty of jokes about Chittenden County’s northernmost town. How are tornadoes and divorces similar in Milton?

Either way, somebody loses a trailer. Why do seagulls fly upside down over Milton?

Because there’s nothing worth shitting on.

But while some people have been laughing about it, Milton, Burlington’s boomingest bedroom community, has been remaking itself.

Diana Greenough and her husband, Todd, moved to Milton from Essex Junction about eight years ago. Their commute times to Burlington are about the same as they were.

“There are more eateries and there’s more stuff to do without having to stay in Burlington after work, or go back to Burlington,” Diana Greenough said of Milton. “You can find whatever you need here.”

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Fueled by an increase in population and home prices that are cheaper than in most other Chittenden County towns, Milton is making a play to shed its image as a Burlington backwater. Our team of reporters converged on the town to find out what’s new, what there is to do, what’s changing — and what’s next.

Documenting the ups and downs are two young women who helm the Milton Independent, the town’s free weekly newspaper. Courtney Lamdin and Abby Ledoux have seen a place struggling with its identity as new residents flood in, changing the complexion of an old Yankee town. Reporter Mark Davis tells their stories in “Independent Thinkers.”

Some of Milton’s own history could be preserved if a local group has its way. A fundraising

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effort is under way to revive a farmstead that once belonged to General George Stannard, a Civil War hero from Vermont. Ken Picard explains how he got from Gettysburg back to Milton in “This Old House.” Check out the accompanying cartoon.

Milton’s present is changing, too. Young couples and families are moving to Milton in droves, reports Molly Walsh in “Home, Sweet Milton.” With these new arrivals come new attitudes about everything from schools and diversity to Milton’s missing downtown. Alicia Freese gets to the bottom of the town’s efforts to create a cohesive center along Route 7, after decades of deliberation, in “Milton’s Metamorphosis.”

And what’s a town without good eats? Hannah Palmer Egan dug into Milton’s culinary scene in “Food in Common” (page 38), and found an old biker bar alongside a new barbecue spot.

Feel another Milton joke coming on?

Maybe not.

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MILTON BY THE NUMBERS Population: 10,827 in 2015, up 4.6 percent from 2010 Percentage of population with high school degree: 93 percent; college degree: 26 percent

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Median home sale price, 2016: $253,250, up 7 percent over 2015 School enrollment, 2015: 1,738, down from 1,868 in 2005 Milton High School four-year graduation rate, 2014: 91 percent (state rate, 88 percent) Milton High School average SAT scores, 2014-2015: math: 487 (state average: 524); reading: 500 (state: 523); writing: 489 (state: 507) Sources: U.S. Census Bureau, Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty Mid-Year 2016 Market Report, Milton School District

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and runs a flight school, and Rennline, which makes beer tap handles for clients ranging from Fiddlehead to Anheuser-Busch.

Along Route 7 — which splits Milton east to west — the town’s industrial appeal is clear. Aesthetically, though, there’s much to be desired.

Residents consider the main drag to be a 2.7-mile stretch from the Milton Diner to the dam at the bottom of Arrowhead Mountain Lake. They note with displeasure the number of strip developments, space-clogging storage units and car dealerships occupying that prime real estate. Out-of-towners could easily drive through the “downtown” without realizing it.

Milton leaders are working to transform their bedroom community by

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ith its flat, open land, reliable infrastructure and easy access to Interstate 89, Milton has become a manufacturing hotspot, attracting companies that churn out everything from concrete to marijuana. In the past year alone, the Bove family built a new pasta sauce production facility; the petroleum transport company JP Noonan established a trucking center; and Camp Precast Concrete constructed a new plant. Champlain Valley Dispensary, one of the state’s medical marijuana purveyors, set up a production and research center in a 20,000-square-foot warehouse.

They joined other companies that already call Milton home, including Mansfield Heliflight, which sells aircraft

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planning a more cohesive, recognizable downtown that gives people a reason to get out of their cars. The facelift requires attracting a different kind of development — restaurants, breweries and clothing shops.

“It’s a hidden tax on everybody in this town to have to go to another town to do that shopping,” said selectboard chair Darren Adams.

Asked where the town’s center is, people generally point to the Milton Square plaza, which real estate developer Ernie Pomerleau revamped in 2013. The main tenant is a bustling Hannaford supermarket, but members of the Milton Artists’ Guild localized the parking lot with a towering site-specific stone sculpture.

On the other side of the Hannaford, a McDonald’s serves up burgers and fries. A neighboring complex includes a Family Dollar and a Chinese buffet.

The town offices are located across Route 7, a short walk away.

“Milton is missing the historic downtown that a lot of communities have,” Adams noted. “It’s hard enough to start new business. It’s even harder when you have to build them from the ground up.”

But Adams sees an “opportunity to create a new, modern version of

that classic New England downtown.”

Officials want to concentrate new commercial development in the downtown business-zoning district, which includes Milton Square and the town offices.

The idea of creating a more centralized downtown has been around for decades, but town officials say it is finally gaining momentum. There’s some evidence to back that up, including a $2.4 million project to spruce up Route 7 and plans for a town green.

Further, the town began rewriting its zoning regs last year. The effort began in part because people were concerned that residential development was outpacing commercial. One of the goals, according to Adams, is to simplify the zoning permit process.

“If it’s easier for you to build here, you are more likely to build here,” reasons Adams.

The town also plans to hold developers to a higher standard, in an effort to improve aesthetics. The borders of the downtown business district won’t change much, but what can be built within them will. For example, the revised rules would require developments to be a minimum distance from the road to encourage more green space. The maximum height for buildings would drop from five stories to four.

Such standards may deter some developers, but town officials suggest

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ourtney Lamdin was at the Milton Veterinary Hospital, just home from a badly needed vacation, when a local resident walked up to her and asked, “Can I talk to you for a minute?”

Lamdin had heard rumors about troubles within the Milton High School football team. But thanks to the tipster, and Lamdin’s drive, the Milton Independent was first to report on an investigation into a serious hazing incident involving the team. As other Vermont media outlets seized on news of the ritualized abuse — which led to one player’s suicide and criminal charges against five others — the Independent broke its share of stories, including exclusive interviews with some players and their families.

It was a defining moment for a scrappy free weekly paper produced by two young Vermonters who have found career fulfillment in community journalism: In February, executive editor Lamdin, 29, and Abby Ledoux, a 24-year-old associate editor, won an award from the New England Newspaper & Press Association for their coverage of the sports scandal.

At the Milton Independent, where the two women joke about “sharing the same brain,” they plan and report the stories, take photographs, edit copy, lay out the pages and update the website.

One of them seems to show up at every community event and selectboard and school board meeting in Milton and neighboring Georgia.

“Work-life balance is always on the work side,” Lamdin explained.

The Independent grew out of Milton Matters, a monthly newsletter that was penned by volunteers that included former New York City journalist Lynn Delaney. Some of the publication’s writers served on the selectboard and soon began asking to review articles before publication. Anticipating censorship, Delaney quit.

Her gumption won the admiration of Emerson Lynn, the publisher of the daily St. Albans Messenger, 12 miles north, and he and Delaney launched the Independent in 1993. The paper is now part of Lynn’s Champlain Valley Newspaper Group. Emerson and his wife, Suzanne, own the Messenger and the Milton Independent. His younger brother, Angelo, owns

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Middlebury’s Addison County Independent, the Brandon Reporter and Killington’s Mountain Times.

Together, the Lynns own the Colchester Sun and the Essex Reporter.

Delaney hired Lamdin as a reporter in 2009, when the Barre native graduated from Saint Michael’s College with a degree in journalism; she was a star student of former Burlington Free Press staffer Mike Donoghue. When Delaney retired in 2010, Lynn promoted Lamdin, then 23, to run the paper. Lamdin hired

Abby Ledoux and Courtney Lamdin at the NENPA awards

Ledoux in March 2014, just a few months after the young woman graduated from Emerson College in Boston.

Their job is to understand Milton and explain the town to itself.

Some visitors think that the town is in Franklin County, not Chittenden County, Lamdin said. Few believe her when she tells them that Milton, population 10,827, is the eighth-largest community in Vermont.

“I think Milton is a growing community that doesn’t know what it wants to be yet,” Lamdin said. “There’s a lot of longtime families here and there’s a lot of young families who want their little slice of the American dream. It’s not an identity crisis, but it’s an identity search.”

Lamdin has written about robberies and local zoning. She has ridden shotgun with a plow driver and followed a group of local schoolchildren to a ceremony at the White House.

As the result of a February promotion, Lamdin now serves as editor of the Sun and the Reporter and oversees a combined staff of seven while rotating between the company’s offices in Milton and Colchester. She’s also responsible for hosting Independent events: Lamdin threw a Prom for Grown-Ups for Milton residents at Higher Ground nightclub and, with the help of some friends, chopped down Milton’s community Christmas tree for an Independent-sponsored holiday ceremony.

Lamdin saves both the thank-you cards and the hate mail she receives from readers.

“I always told myself I’d move when things got too repetitious and boring, and I wasn’t learning anything, but I feel like I’ve made this job what I’ve wanted,” Lamdin said. “I feel that’s something I could not duplicate at a larger paper. Maybe I’m selling myself short. But I feel like I can see the impact of my work here. That’s what keeps me here.”

Growing up in nearby Georgia, Ledoux had dreams of being a journalist but never pictured doing it in her own backyard. Hometown intel is a huge advantage for the associate editor, who can’t stop in the market on her way home from work without bumping into someone she knows.

Once again a Georgia resident, Ledoux often finds herself writing about the parents of her childhood friends.

Recently, Ledoux has been immersed in covering a controversy

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the new regs will ultimately make Milton a more appealing place to build.

“If you had $5 million to start a new business, you probably wouldn’t put it on Route 7 in its current state,” said Adams.

The town is investing money in an effort to beautify the strip.

Dubbed the 4D Project, which stands for Defining the Downtown from Diner to Dam, the plan is to make $2.4 million in improvements — adding sidewalks, planting trees, installing streetlights and wayfinding signs — using tax increment financing that voters approved in 2014.

Town manager Donna Barlow Casey said the work could start soon, but the town still needs to obtain easements from other property owners.

The changes could be a boon for Michele Nappi, owner of Moonlight Gifts, a “body, mind, spirit shop” that sells incense, jewelry and other products. Her store is located downtown but sees little foot traffic.

“If I have four to six customers, I feel fortunate,” she said. By midafternoon on a recent Tuesday, she had done less than a dollar in sales.

Residents are especially excited about a separate plan to create an hourglassshaped town green opposite the Milton Square plaza. The project also involves improving several intersections, which means federal highway money will pay for part of it. Voters have approved an $800,000 bond to cover the rest.

“I think that’s a really big deal,” said Bill Kaigle, a Milton artist who owns a wood sign business with his wife called

Ye Olde Sign Shoppe. A park in the middle of town would help “create a sense of place,” he reasoned.

Last year, Kaigle served on a citizen group that recommended changes to improve the appearance of Route 7. Many of their suggestions — which included planting trees and adding streetlights — influenced plans for the 4D Project.

“It would be great to see some of them acted upon,” he said.

Milton residents know that zoning changes and a few million dollars can only accomplish so much. It will likely take more money to create the kind of vibrant downtown that officials envision. And in fiscally conservative Milton, tax hikes don’t play well with the public.

Don Turner is a lifelong Milton resident who represents the town in the Statehouse, where he is the Republican minority leader. He is also a realtor, a developer and the town’s fire chief. He supports the effort to create a downtown core with more restaurants and small businesses — “I would to love see that kind of growth” — but he also has doubts. “You can zone it and hope that they will come,” Turner said. But “the market still controls a lot.” Turner has been unable to find a tenant for a 12,000-squarefoot retail building he owns near the center of town on Route 7.

Others are more optimistic. “Milton needs to take some chances,” Kaigle said. “I’m a firm believer that if you put investment in a community, it’s gonna pay off.” m

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at the Georgia Volunteer Fire Department. In March, six volunteer firefighters were dismissed — and another resigned — in what they claim was retaliation for attempting to unionize and raising safety concerns with the selectboard.

Their departures and subsequent legal appeals provoked a flurry of media attention, but other media outlets soon lost interest in the story.

Ledoux has stuck it out, attending selectboard hearings on the issue that sometimes run five hours long, sitting in the crowd alongside curious citizens and family members of the firefighters.

“I don’t think our towns really consider us the media. They always talk about the media in front of us and forget we’re included in that,” Ledoux said. “TV will fly in and out, and we are always the ones left standing there. People will come to us with things that matter to them, and we’re in a position to explore all the little things that the rest of the media don’t have the resources to care about. I think people appreciate that and know we care about them.”

That may account for the staying power of the Independent and many other small-town newspapers that have survived the digital revolution better than their urban daily counterparts.

A year ago, Emerson Lynn talked about consolidating the Independent and Messenger offices in St. Albans. Lamdin and Ledoux pushed back, convincing their bosses to lease office space on Main Street, across the street from a seed and fertilizer store.

Moving the HQ would not have gone over well with the people of Milton, according to Lamdin, who resides in Winooski. “You run into people at the post office. ‘Hey Joe, hey Bob, how’s it going?’ You don’t always get a story out of it, but it’s important to be part of the community.” m

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hen Cady Goudreau and her fiancé started their search for a first home three years ago, they initially focused on Burlington. But even at the top end of their price range, all they could find were ranch-style homes that needed thousands of dollars in renovations.

“So we just said, ‘Burlington is not an option,’ and we decided to look a little further out,” she recalled.

The young couple — she’s an IT manager, he’s an educator — went north. In Milton, they found a gleaming 2,000-square-foot condo with hardwood floors, updated kitchen and finished basement — all for about $215,000.

“There was no way we would have gotten that anywhere else, unless we went even further out to, like, Fairfax,” Goudreau said. “You get a lot of bang for your buck and square footage compared to other places. That’s the nice factor of Milton.”

The not-so-nice factor: the town’s unwarranted reputation as a redneck town.

“There’s a lot of jokes,” said Milton native Sherwin Westover, a manager at Burlington’s Kiss the Cook, who is in the process of moving back to his hometown. The 39-year-old gay man reeled off some classics: The one about Milton being that place where you buy a used car on the way to St. Albans, or — worse — where guys date their sisters.

“When I say I’m from Milton, there’s always this pause,” Westover said. “I think it still has a reputation.”

Meanwhile, good deals on starter homes are challenging the bad rap, which includes less-than-stellar schools. Talk to anyone who lives in Milton, and the town’s relatively affordable real estate inevitably comes up in conversation.

Milton offers more bedrooms and yard space for the money than many communities closer to Burlington. For young families, the extra acreage matters — whether it’s a large parcel in one of Milton’s many new suburban-style subdivisions, or a more rural-feeling lot close the town’s forests and farm fields.

Property values here are among the fastest rising in Chittenden County, according to the Coldwell Banker Hickok & Boardman Realty Mid-Year 2016 Market Report. The median sale price

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for a home in Milton is $253,250 — a 7.3 percent bump over 2015.

Goudreau and her fiancé topped that.

After a few years in their starter condo, they’re moving. The couple got multiple offers before accepting one for $248,000 — $30,000 more than they paid.

Diana Corkrum isn’t going anywhere.

The full-time mom lives with her husband, Kevin, and their three young children, ages 1 to 5, on a sloping lot in North Milton. They bought their house five years ago, partly because Milton was close to extended family in St. Albans and an easy commute to Kevin Corkrum’s healthcare software sales job in Burlington.

“We call it, my husband and I, the best of both worlds,” Corkrum said. “We can be in Burlington in 20 minutes and we can have our peace and quiet up here on the hill, with hiking trails right out our backyard. It’s really just what we were looking for in a location to raise our family.”

The town’s many amenities and activities for families are a plus, too, Corkrum said. Her children love the

annual autumn pumpkin carving and bonfire at Bombardier Park, as well as the events at Milton Public Library. “It’s really, I’d say, improved just since we’ve moved here,” Corkrum said.

The library is open until 8 p.m. four nights a week so working people can

daycares and homeschool families, and summer reading events for children.

Bellavance has offered Hunger Gamesthemed archery lessons outside the library, and partnered with local artists and dance instructors on movement and painting classes for kids.

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partake of its offerings, and there is no fine for late book returns — two ways the institution is trying to create a welcoming atmosphere, said Meghan Bellavance, the library director.

She tries to bring young parents through the door while their kids are still very young — with a baby book program, a bookmobile service that visits

The town parks department also puts out the welcome mat to youngsters with a full roster of youth sports leagues and installations such as a “story walk,” which features mounted children’s book pages along town trails at Bombardier Park and Eagle Mountain.

“That’s really helped get families outside,” said Kym Duchesneau, the

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the town spills over onto the schools, Victoria Georgakis said that many students, including her son, do well and go on to college. He graduated from Milton High School, then Merrimack College and now works as an IT manager. Her daughter, heading into her senior year at Milton High, is also getting a good education, Georgakis said.

“It’s a nice community, it’s a safe community,” she added. “My kids were happy growing up here.”

Those are among the reasons that Westover and his partner are moving from Essex to Milton. “I think people in the town are really good at taking care of one another,” Westover said of the neighborly goodwill he recalls from his childhood.

The place isn’t perfect, of course.

Although there are plenty of other gay residents in Milton, Westover said he still hears inappropriate remarks from time to time in town, even from people he knows.

Rather than get upset, he tries to educate people he hears using slurs: “You can’t say that … You have kids and you can’t raise them … to be ‘Take Back Vermont.’”

But for Westover, roots trump rudeness. The couple has big plans to restore his family home on Arrowhead Mountain Lake, where his mother still lives — and her parents did, too. Westover said he’s proud of his hometown. He holds out hope that “moving back there, I’m going to be part of something good.” m

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town recreation coordinator. Milton has plenty of trails, parks and lakeshore.

The town’s toughest sell is its schools.

“I think any place that’s a little bit under-gentrified, people tend to make it out to be worse than it is, the school system in general, just because it’s an easy target,” Goudreau said. “But they are getting better.” Her fiancé was a teacher at Milton Middle School and recently started a job as principal of Folsom Elementary in South Hero.

School data presents a mixed picture — Milton’s graduation rate is higher than the state average, and the high school offers Advanced Placement courses, which can add luster to transcripts if students do well.

But Milton High School students who took AP courses in 2015 had slightly lower pass rates than the state average; SAT scores were similarly below the mean statewide.

Corkrum was concerned about Milton’s schools and their reputation — but instead has been pleasantly surprised. Her oldest child last year attended preschool at Milton Elementary and the teachers, the curriculum and the emphasis on learning through play impressed her. Her son can’t wait to start kindergarten at the school later this month, she said. “He just learned a lot and grew tremendously, just socially and academically.”

Parents of high school students sound a similar note. Noting that some of the unfair stereotyping about

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This Old House

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ust north of the MiltonColchester town line, sandwiched between an industrial stretch of Route 7 and a Gardener’s Supply parking lot, sits an old white farmhouse that’s seen better days.

A large sign out front, bearing the sepiatoned visage of a 19th-century Union soldier, makes an earnest plea to passing motorists: “Help save my house!”

This weathered structure was once the home of Vermont’s most important Civil War hero: George Jerrison Stannard (1820–1886). The Georgia, Vt. native may not be a household name, but few historians dispute Stannard’s critical role in shaping the course of the Battle of Gettysburg and, hence, the outcome of the war.

As Montpelier historian and author Howard Coffin told an audience at the

Pennsylvania battlefield on its 150th anniversary: “Vermont won the Battle of Gettysburg with Stannard’s flank attack on Pickett’s Charge.” As Coffin later recalled, no one ever challenged that bold claim.

Yet despite Stannard’s historical significance — he was also the first Vermonter to enlist in the Civil War — few memorials in the state bear his name. A granite monument marking his Franklin County birthplace is overgrown with sumac and barely visible to passing motorists. Similarly, an unremarkable plaque hangs in the Cedar Creek Room of the Statehouse, beside a wheelchair ramp leading to the cafeteria. You have to know where to find the statue of the one-armed general that marks his grave in Burlington’s Lakeview Cemetery.

But now a group of dedicated history buffs from Milton is leading the charge to resurrect his house and legacy. The nonprofit General Stannard House Committee formed in 2014 to save and restore his postwar home, where he lived and farmed from 1866 to 1872. It’s the last Stannard structure left; in 1989, the Milton Fire Department unceremoniously burned Stannard’s barn, built specifically to accommodate his disability — he lost his right arm in combat in 1862 during a training exercise.

“How that came about, when the property was already on the state historic register, is a mystery. But it’s a sad loss,” noted committee cochair Bill Kaigle, one of four committee members who met this reporter for a tour of the house. “We’re looking to honor Stannard with what’s left.”

The committee faces a daunting task — inside and out. Much of the home’s exterior dates to its last occupant, Raymond Sanderson, who lived and farmed there from the mid-1900s until his death in 1988. Sanderson added the garage, which would be demolished if the house was saved. As Kaigle wryly noted about a TV antenna sticking from the roof, “Stannard got really good reception out here.”

The interior isn’t any better. To enter the original, 28-by-40-foot farmhouse requires stepping over a large hole in the floor. In what may have been the kitchen, a collapsed wooden beam bisects the room at a 45-degree angle.

In another, a wooden door peels like a white birch. Plaster and rubble litter the floors. Non-original staircases are dangerously unstable.

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On the tour, committee historian Terry Richards acknowledged that there’s precious little inside the 1,600-square-foot farmhouse worth saving beyond its original wide-plank floorboards, hand-hewn wooden beams and fieldstone-and-brick cellar.

Over the years there have been calls to “burn it down, tear it down, put in a park, move it into town, move it out of town, let it collapse,” Richards said. “It’s all been on the table.”

Why was such an important figure in Vermont history ignored for so long?

Coffin, a Woodstock native, pointed out that he was never taught anything in school about Stannard or his role in the war. It wasn’t until Ken Burns’ ninepart PBS documentary series, “The Civil War,” first aired in 1990 that Vermonters’ interest in the war was rekindled.

Beginning in the 1990s and through the mid-2000s, several Vermont businesses and organizations spent time and money trying, unsuccessfully, to do something with the Stannard house.

The Greater Burlington Industrial Corporation, which owned the property from 1989 until 2011, invested $15,000 to $20,000 to determine whether the house was salvageable and if so, what could be

done with it. Ultimately, GBIC couldn’t identify anyone with both the desire and funds to salvage the historical home, noted GBIC president Frank Cioffi.

In 2011, the Miller Realty Group bought the house and surrounding property and built an adjacent industrial park but agreed not to develop the historic site itself. Three years later, members of the Milton Historical Society formed the General Stannard House Committee.

Committee cochair Kaigle admitted that the projected budget for the restoration is daunting: The cost of stabilizing and renovating the structure alone is estimated at $220,000 to $300,000.

Those figures don’t reflect the costs of items community members have agreed to donate, such as a new roof. Taxpayers won’t be involved, the Milton native emphasized.

Nevertheless, he and others on the committee believe the house still has intrinsic value beyond what few historic accoutrements are left inside. Kaigle envisions the house becoming part of a larger Civil War historic trail through the Green Mountain State. The committee will update the Milton Selectboard at its next meeting on August 15.

“Our main goal is to tell the story of Stannard and Vermont in the Civil War, in the house that he lived in,” Kaigle said. “I think it would be a victory that Milton sorely needs. Milton needs a reason to come to Milton, a specific reason that other towns don’t have. It would be a great heritage attraction.” m

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That’s a man’s description of the woman he loves in “Maggie in the Trees,” a story from Half Wild. The evocative phrase “of this place” works just as well to describe this debut collection from Robin MacArthur of Marlboro.

The author is a third-generation Vermonter, and her work displays many of the traits typically associated with Green Mountain fiction: an intense, lyrical engagement with rural landscapes; an elegiac tone; a recurring motif of the tension between outsiders and those who are “from here.” Yet nothing is tired or overly familiar about this glowing collection. Partly through the broad range of her sympathies, partly through the impressionistic sorcery of her prose, MacArthur transcends the traditions of “place-based” fiction to create something new.

Most of these 11 stories are told in first person. Their protagonists are (mostly) women and men, ranging in age from teen to elderly. Some are “from here” and others not; some dwell in McMansions and others in trailers on the edge of crumbling farmsteads.

Yet they all share a place — the rural environs of “Whiskey Mountain,” where “some poor fella died making moonshine,” says Maggie in the story that bears her name. According to local legend, it was the craving for more and more that killed him: “Can you imagine? A place named after that kind of wanting?”

MacArthur’s characters all feel a “wanting.” Some yearn for sex, adventure, escape. For others, the landscape itself stirs a deep ache in the soul. In “The Heart of the Woods,” the wife of the town’s biggest real estate developer visits her dad, a hard-drinking logger wedded to his rugged life in the forest.

Over the course of a long, boozy evening, she feels “the dangerous and frightening pull of some new, or old, kind of life — drunk, hopeless, pine-pitched — calling.”

MacArthur makes us feel the

FROM “CREEK DIPPERS” IN HALF WILD My mother and I have lived in this house, this hunting cabin on concrete blocks she stuffed with insulation, since before I was born. ‡ ere’s a creek below, a fi field out front, a gravel road that runs straight for a while, and this porch. Th ‡ is porch. What is it about houses? Th ‡ e way their simplest elements contain who we are, say things for us. I was born on the living room couch, a mattress over a couple of crates. ‡ ere was blood and my mom’s great-aunt Sugar with bundles of herbs and warm, thick hands.

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She’s getting drunk, I can tell. I close my eyes and she disappears. I don’t want to be a pioneer. I am silently naming the places I might go: Chicago. New Orleans.

Amarillo.

We’re waiting for the storm, which we can smell coming through the trees.

We’re waiting for Robbie, her boyfriend with the bad teeth. We are, in some regards, waiting for dawn, or tomorrow, or next year. Leaves shuffle. Milky clouds stream past. ‡ e creek calls the water in the clouds home. My mom says it smells like desire and tips her head back, sniffing.

Desire. For a moment I know we both feel it: our shared loneliness. A deer steps into the far edge of the field — stick legs, dark pools of eyes —Šthen turns away into the gray trees.

call of the wild, and the ties to the land that make old farmsteaders reluctant to sell. But she doesn’t present allegiance to the land as a simple or unambiguous good. In “Where Fields Try to Lie,” a middle-aged urbanite returns to his ancestral farm, “the place that will not let me be.” Yet he has no “romantic dream of returning to the land.” For this narrator, home is steeped in memories of a harsh life that he escaped only after paying, as we learn, a terrible price.

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Just as the land’s illusion of permanence coexists with its seasonal rupture and destruction (and its human development), so the desire to stay or go, to log or farm or to escape the stink of mud and manure forever, can coexist in a single family. Yet all MacArthur’s characters have something in common: The land speaks to them, “pulls” them.

Inseparable from their memories, it will always belong to their dreams.

These stories could help redefine “Vermont fiction” for anthologists to come, in that they effortlessly marry old-timer tropes with contemporary ones. After all, is the hard-drinking logger any more the epitome of Vermont than the opiate addict who lives in a trailer with her grown daughter, watching reruns of “Twin Peaks”? Readers of this stunning collection may find that MacArthur’s places and people haunt their dreams, as well.

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when I am here,” she tells us. “I hate the way it draws me in. The way it leads to nowhere but itself.”

Indeed, the landscape of these stories often feels like a labyrinth coiled in on itself, a place of magical borders that only some can cross. Yet it remains connected to the outer world and the rumblings of wider conflicts, as MacArthur reminds us in “God’s Country.”

That title is ironic: An elderly woman suspects her beloved grandson has begun hosting a white supremacy group in her barn. Torn between kinship and a sense of justice, she finds herself remembering the first time she faced such a dilemma: in her youth, when a nascent romance collided with the area’s then-flagrant racial prejudices.

For some people, MacArthur reminds us in this un-preachy story, being “from here” can become a pretext for hating those one classifies as intruders.

These brief stories, many of them in present tense, have a restless flow that makes them as hypnotic as the places they describe. Few feature much action, and some are essentially vignettes, such as “Creek Dippers” (see sidebar), yet it’s hard to put any of them down in the middle.

All of the stories showcase MacArthur’s knack for indelible, almost Proustian sensory description.

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rom the side of Route 7, the Milton Diner promises ice cream, fried snacks and a shaded patio in brown clapboard siding.

I approach the entry and glance at the menu overhead. Fried cauliflower sounds good, but not as much as something cold. Maybe a blueberry sundae special, which the teen behind the counter describes as your basic ice cream, whipped cream, nuts-and-cherry deal, plus blueberries.

Tempting, but I go for a kiddie-size chocolate-vanilla-twist creemee instead.

Cooling, smooth and sweet, the cone is a bargain at $1.53. I head to the back porch, settle into a chair and get to licking.

I’m in Milton to survey the food scene — part of the package of Milton stories that starts on page 28 of this issue. What do people eat here, just 20 minutes from Burlington’s farm-to-table and ethnic restaurants?

Inside the diner, two elderly couples snack on fried something-or-other.

Young mothers with kids in tow eat ice cream. But in the sweltering mid-afternoon lull, I’m alone on the deck.

I pull out my phone. Maybe Pokémon are hiding here.

The game takes a moment to load but opens with a quick vibration: A Pidgey has perched on my creemee! It flaps its wings and shoots me a look. I catch it on the third shot, drop the phone and swoop in to save my ice cream, which is losing a battle with heat and gravity.

I’d heard there’s a new barbecue joint in town, Roaster’s BBQ. If it’s open (the owners haven’t set a normal schedule yet, though they’re reliably open on Fridays and Saturdays from 11:30 until the meat is gone), and if you get there early (it sells out daily), you may even get some ’cue. Which, I’m told, is good.

Really good.

It’s on my list, but my next stop is Milton Beverage Warehouse, just down

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the road. Once inside, I scoop up some dank IPAs from Burlington Beer, 14th Star Brewing and Zero Gravity Craft Brewery. I pause at the grill. Should I order a Michigan? With fries, it’s only $6.99. But the nice twentysomething clerk at the register draws me in with a warm “hello” smile, so I pay and get on outa there.

Heading toward town on Route 7, I note the chromatic glow of the Dam Diner — the name references Clarks Falls Dam, a local landmark. After the Apollo Diner ended operations there in 2014, the space sat vacant for about a year until the Handy family — which owns other Chittenden County food businesses including the South Burlington LISTEN IN ON LOCAL FOODIES...

IHOP — presumably saw potential in the well-traveled location, and perhaps in Milton as a community seemingly on the cusp of development.

Initially they painted the walls inside and renamed the place Rowan’s. When the business failed to meet expectations, the Handys closed for a few months, repainted (this time mimicking the Apollo’s original mid-century teal color scheme), and rechristened it the Dam Diner.

But it’s too hot to sit for lunch, so I pull up to Madeleines Bakery across the parking lot. Inside, a glass case holds cupcakes, cakes and doughnuts, cream puffs, éclairs, and other treats. I order a Boston cream doughnut and shortbread

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cookies stuffed with blueberry jelly.

Also a flaky puff pastry stick filled with silky, sweet buttercream, which I eat immediately.

A mile or so down the road, a sign reads, “THE DAM FOOD TRUCK, NOW OPEN.” I veer onto Middle Road, toward a dance studio and used electronics shop. No food truck. I turn around and pass a Dollar General, a Domino’s Pizza and an old recliner set out by the side of the road. At the Middle Road Market and liquor store, I stop in and ask the young gals at the register, “Do you know where the Dam Food Truck is?”

They direct me back to the dance studio.

“Is it any good?” I ask.

Two of the girls shrug — they haven’t been — but a third one offers, “If it’s the one that used to park at the trailer park, then it’s OK.” I go back, but the truck apparently has left for the day. So I wander into the electronics shop, where a sign on the window says “VINYL,” hoping to score a gem or two. The selection is mostly old country albums, and I buy five for $3 apiece.

“What if I could make a living selling records in Milton?” the owner wonders aloud, noting that he only recently got into the used vinyl business. We agree that would be rad, if unlikely — but you never know.

Continuing north on Route 7, I spot Duke’s Creemees, which looks like a daycare center. It’s swarming with young ’uns and a few grown-ups.

In a parking lot next to the Milton Grange, two red trailers bake in the sun, each with awnings to shade the order window. Under a waving American flag and an “Open” banner, the sign for Randy’s Lunch Box advertises hand-cut fries. Good enough reason to pull in.

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“We’re shooting for an August 17 opening,” says Comeau, and notes that the upcoming JERICHO MARKET at 364 Route 15 will be among his largest, at just shy of 18,000 square feet. The store’s wares will blend conventional, organic and Vermont-sourced items — a combination, Comeau notes, that

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“we pride ourselves on doing.” The spot will have a well-curated inventory of beer and wine, typical of beverage manager CRAIG COLBURN, with beers ranging from Bud and Coors to coveted local and national microbrews.

Comeau’s current roster of stores also includes Johnson’s STERLING MARKET, VILLAGE MARKET OF WATERBURY and SHELBURNE SUPERMARKET. He says state-of-the-art equipment and architectural nuances, such as “40-foot-high exposed ceilings,” will set his Jericho store apart from others in the group.

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While traveling out west, ANDREW SEPIC and NICOLE GRINSTEAD enjoyed stumbling on pint-size coffee caravans in unexpected places. “They would do great coffee in the middle of nowhere,” Sepic recalls. “There was just room [inside] for a guy and an espresso machine.”

After moving to Vermont, the pair found themselves commuting to Burlington on a route that lacked quality brews. They decided to take the DIY approach.

“We thought it would be great to create a mobile solution,” says Sepic. “To bring good coffee to the underserved … people outside of the city.”

The couple’s trailer, NOMAD COFFEE, opens early next week at Five Corners in Essex Junction, near BERDA’S ROADSIDE EATERY. It will remain there Monday through Friday, serving from 7 a.m. until around 3 p.m. On the weekends, Nomad will live up to its name, popping up at public events such as mountain-bike rallies and private gatherings such as weddings.

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Food in Common « P.38 “You Randy?” I ask the man in the window.

“Nope,” he says. “I just work here.”

He tells me his name is Robbie Griswold.

I order a Michigan — here called the “Vermont Dog,” since it seems like a local specialty. While I wait, I check for Pokémon. The Grange is a Poké Stop — I stock up on supplies, including several Pokémon-catching Poké Balls — but find no Pokémon.

Griswold calls out my order. I add mustard, relish and ketchup, then head for a picnic table. My phone vibrates, indicating a Pokémon in range. I look down and spin around to find it, pouring my hot dog — or mostly its mustard and meat sauce — all over my skirt, legs and feet.

Not. Winning.

Griswold — and Larry Leggett, Randy’s dad — watch from the grill. I look up, feeling very uncool, and ask if they can please redo my order, assuring them I’ll pay again.

Leggett is already dropping more fries into the grease. They won’t let me pay again, and they send me inside to clean up in the grange bathroom.

Thank goodness for the kindness of strangers — and for hot dogs in griddled buns, smothered in meat sauce. And for pristine salted potatoes, fried to a deep amber crisp.

“Did you get my creemee truck?”

Leggett calls as he notices me snapping images of my meal. Randy’s began serving creemees a few weeks back, he says, adding that it’s been “slow.” He thinks that’s because Duke’s has 100 flavors.

“How many flavors do you have?” I ask.

“Just three,” Leggett says. “Chocolate, vanilla and twist. And sprinkles.”

I resist the urge to order more ice cream. “Have you been to the new barbecue spot?” I ask the men.

“I’ve heard good things,” Griswold says. “But when they’re open, I’m here.”

It’s at the bottom of the hill, he explains, if I want to check it out.

Roaster’s isn’t open, but I stop anyway and peer in the windows.

A chalkboard menu offers chicken and biscuit for $4.95; sandwiches of pulled pork or chicken, brisket and ribs ($7.50 to $9.50); and fresh corn on the cob for $1. Someone steps out from the kitchen and waves.

I wave back, making a face that I hope reads, I know you’re closed and don’t mind me, just looking — but he opens the door.

I learn he’s Phil Gueniot, the chef.

He was at the Parkway Diner in South Burlington before this. I take this as great news, because the Parkway makes

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great diner food, with local ingredients and all from scratch.

Gueniot says how crazy-busy it’s been at Roaster’s — he’s burning through 150 pounds each of mac and cheese and coleslaw every two days, plus 35 gallons of barbecue sauce. And he makes it all by hand.

Roaster’s owner Trevor Leroux rolls up in a pickup truck. He smokes the meat — hundreds of pounds of it each week. “It doesn’t matter how much I make,” he says. “It goes.” He admits he’s feeling “wiped out.”

Originally, Leroux got his pigs from a friend — until he’d bought every last pig on the farm. “He can’t grow ’em fast enough,” Leroux says. Then he notices my notebook. “If you’re going to write something, you need to give credit where credit is due. This isn’t just me,” he says. “If it was just me, there’s no way this would have happened.”

Bill Riley, he continues, owns the building, and leased it to him rent-free between October and June, when he opened. “And John Mason did the

refrigerators, and Dean Rock did my oven, and Todd Bushey did the gas lines.”

Friends at Catamount Plumbing & Heating helped, too, and Mike Myers did the electrical work. Josh Cutler at Cutler Custom Cycle Fabrication built the extra smokers. None of these workers charged for their labor, only materials. “They’re just working for food,” Leroux finishes, crossing his thick carpenter’s arms.

Dishwasher Larry Whitney — another old friend — “is washing dishes at the same sink he was washing dishes on when he was a kid,” Leroux adds. Back then the place was known as Village Roost Pizza.

Leroux won’t let me leave before I try the food, and warms up a serving of stewy chicken and biscuit (like an inside-out pot pie), which he serves along with a scoop of excellent potato salad. He also includes slabs of smoked Jack cheese, iced tea and a beautiful slice of raspberry pie, which another friend’s wife baked with berries from their property.

Though the restaurant is closed, I leave stuffed — and ready for a beer, since it’s about 5 p.m.

The parking lot at the North Country Saloon is teeming with pickups, HarleyDavidsons and beat-up 1990s sedans.

Bikes in a bar parking lot are always a good sign.

Inside, it’s burger night. Five dollars scores a hefty Milton Burger with cheese, lettuce and tomato. “They’re huge,” a waitress tells me, waiting by the kitchen doors for an order. “And they’re yummy. I get them way too often.”

I order wings and a Fiddlehead IPA from the lanky bartender, who is self-effacing and has an easy, nerdy laugh. “You want the boneless ones or the bone-in?”

“Ooh, gimme the bone-in,” I say, and we both giggle.

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“Ha,” I say. Of course it did.

The beer is fresh, the wings crisp and slicked with orange Buffalo sauce. As regulars shuffle in, the bartender comments on new haircuts and confirms usual drink orders. In the blue glow of a twirling Labatt sign, patrons sip Bud Light or Captain-and-ginger or pinot grigio in sweating glasses.

Picnic tables out front sit vacant in the hazy summer heat.

By 6:30, the bar is full; several families have gathered in booths and around tables in the dining room. Most order the $5 burger.

Two guys at the end of the bar are talking about the new barbecue joint — they haven’t gotten any meat yet, either.

One rubs off a scratch ticket: “I was feeling lucky,” he says, “and I didn’t get nothing.” The conversation meanders to mud bogging or four-wheeling or something off-road … I can’t quite make out what.

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Over the past 80 years, Lake Bomoseen’s LAKE HOUSE PUB AND GRILLE has passed through many hands. This past May, it opened once again with new proprietors. This time, improvements included a spanking new kitchen, a remodeled dining room, an extensive bar and food worthy of the killer sunset view.

The new menu features summer comfort classics like burgers, loaded nachos and buttered, toasted lobster rolls. An elevated approach to preparation indicates the presence

of executive chef JON GATEWOOD, who also fronts the DORSET INN and BARROWS HOUSE with his restaurant group 8 CHURCH STREET HOSPITALITY. While Gatewood oversees the menu, chef de cuisine KRAIG WILLIS, a Rutland local, takes charge of daily operations.

“We have fresh produce coming in every day,” says Willis, adding that everything from sauces to dressings is made from scratch.

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didn’t know which to drink first: the Blackberry Smash — with Jim Beam and Cointreau soaking into pieces of red plum and crushed berries — or the chile-and-cherry-laced Porch Crawler, made with Don Q Rum. Both drinks seemed equally enticing: jewel-toned, glasses sweating in the summer heat.

I was sitting at a DayGlo-orange lacquered picnic table on the balcony at Picnic Social, a hotel restaurant on the Mountain Road in Stowe. My sister, who had intended to meet me 20 minutes earlier, was somewhere in the midst of summer road-construction traffic, inhaling asphalt fumes. We’d be sharing the drinks, but her lateness gave me first dibs. I took a sip of the Smash; it was boozy, complex and, I noted thankfully, not overly sweet. The Crawler delivered a perfect kick of chile. I sipped. I waited.

I read the menu over and over. I felt cautiously optimistic.

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too many of these hotel eateries lean corporate and sterile, their food a showy disappointment.

So I was wary of Picnic Social — part of the New England-based Lark Hotels family. Still, I was encouraged by the presence of chef Justin Perdue, an alum of Chicago’s famed Topolobampo

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The restaurant offers plenty of seating, from bar stools to cozy nooks by fireplaces, and even gives diners the fetching opportunity to spread out a picnic blanket and eat on the lawn.

With the sun blazing, the breezy porch seemed like the place to be. Most of our companions there were families with small children. Indoors, well-dressed older folk, probably tourists, kept cool.

Alcohol aside, nothing on the Picnic Social menu costs more than $10 except for some larger “shared” portion sizes in which a few dishes are available. For a little more than a Benjamin, my sister and I were able to sip those two fancy cocktails and eat a few bites of every dish we desired, with leftovers. And we got to play games while doing it.

Ordering at Picnic Social is reminiscent of scoring at a mini-golf establishment: Patrons use stubby pencils to indicate on little paper tickets how many units of each dish they’d like. DIY as that may be, the restaurant is full service, and the staffers are attentive and friendly, as well as pleasantly casual. Rather than arriving in strict courses, food comes from the kitchen as soon as it’s ready.

After ordering, we tried our hand at a nearby game of cornhole, which involves tossing corn-stuffed beanbags into the waiting maws of fancy cardboard boxes. Mostly missing, occasionally succeeding and giggling all the while, we passed the time.

Across the balcony, a Stowe resident played a game of Connect Four with his son, who was drinking milk with a straw from a classic glass bottle. Just inside the door to the restaurant’s interior sat a collection of board games, including the irreverent Cards Against Humanity.

We paused our game when our food arrived, handing off the “corn bags” to a little guy at the next table over. His younger sister, from her high chair, offered a toothless grin.

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802-238-6844.

APTS. NS/pets. Must be 55+ Avail. now, Buell St. NEWLY CONSTRUCTED years of age. rrappold@ Limited parking.

UNITS coburnfeeley.com, Coin-op W/D, HDWD, ˛ e Addison County 872-9197. high ceilings. Backyard.

Community Trust is now $1,400-$2,900/mo. incl. accepting applications 76-78 MARBLE AVE., HW. 310-0212.

BURLINGTON for 3-BR duplex units at 3-BR, 1-BA. Close to the newly constructed BURLINGTON AVAIL. downtown & Dealer.

McKnight Lane near NOW com. Off-street parking. downtown Vergennes, Lg. 3-BR, full BA, 219 N. Wood floors. NS/ located close to Route Winooski Ave. $1590/ pets. ASAP/Sept. 1.

7, approximately 30 mo. No dogs. 862-7467. $1,600/mo. + utils. Incl. min. from Burlington. garbage, snow removal.

Projected rent is $850/ BURLINGTON CLEAN Tyler, 324-6446. mo.; all utils. incl.

SPACIOIUS HOUSE Anticipated lease-ups Downtown 4-BR Avail.

9 JOSHUA WAY, ESSEX beginning in Sep. now. Near UVM, FAHC. JUNCTION Applications can be 2 lg. living rooms, Independent senior found on our website entrance way, storage, living. 1-BR unit avail at addisontrust. full basement. W/D. Oct. 15. $1,115/mo. Incl.

Parking. NS/pets. all utils. & underground 233-2991, rallaire@ parking. NS/pets. Must sunrayvt.com. be 55+ years of age. rrappold@coburnfeeley. com, 872-9197.

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NEWLY CONSTRUCTED UNITS ˛ e Addison County Community Trust is now Interior/exterior accepting applications Painting for 2-BR duplex units at Sheetrocking the newly constructed McKnight Lane near & Taping downtown Vergennes, ALL AREAS: Cathedral Ceilings located close to Route ROOMMATES.COM 7, approximately 30 Lonely? Bored? Broke?

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ROOM FOR RENT, lg-valleypainting112614.indd 1 12:11 PM AVAIL. NOW 11/24/14 TDD 711. Equal housing Monkton farmhouse on opportunity.

20 acres, all amenities incl., garden space, 13.5 TAFT FARM SENIOR LIVING COMMUNITY miles to I-89. $500/mo.

10 Tyler Way, Williston.

453-3457.

Independent senior living. Avail. Sep. 1-BR, UNDERHILL HOUSEMATE 1-BA, $1,035/mo. & CONSIGN YOUR CAR W/ Lg. BR, 2nd floor, 2-BR, 1-BA, $1,215/mo.

US TODAY! $600/mo., incl. heat, avail. to Oct. 15. Incl.

No upfront fees! gas, electric, parking, cable. NS/pets. Must Industry-low rates! We possible garden space, be 55+ years of age.

W/D, partially furnished, do all the work: clearing, jfloyd@coburnfeeley. detailing, repairs, shared BA & kitchen. com, 879-3333. pictures, Carfax, emails/ Avail. Sep. 1. 1st mo’s. call, paperwork, etc. Sell rent, sec. dep., refs., your car in excellent credit check, lease. condition! More $$$ In-person interview in your pocket! Car required. kelman.b@ GRAND ISLE Consign, 22 Avenue juno.com or 899-3542.

Share a home w/ a C, Williston, 802-399senior woman who 2756, carconsign.com. enjoys going out for rides in the car & sharing conversation.

PREMIUM LAND LOTS !

Reduced rent of $250/ Stowe: Lovely 3.18 mo. (utils. incl.) in AIRLINE CAREERS acres on Cross Road: exchange for providing BEGIN HERE $217.500. Sugar a nighttime presence Get started by training House Hill, 1.78 acres: & some evening comas FAA-certified $137,500. Morrisville, panionship. 863-5625 aviation technician.

4-acre sloping lot: or homesharevermont.

Financial aid for $78,500. Little River org for app. Interview, qualified students. Job refs, background checks Realty, 802-253-1553, placement assistance. lrrvermont.com. required. EHO. Call Aviation Institute of Maintenance, 800-7251563. (AAN CAN)

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PSYCHOTHERAPY PRACTICE Burlington: Rare opening for 1 full-time or 2 part-time licensed psychotherapist(s) in well-established private practice located downtown. Lovely 2nd floor office w/ park view. Very reasonable

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HARDWOOD REFINISHING SALE Tri-State Hardwood Floor. 30+ years’ experience. Free estimates.

Owner operated.

Sanding + refinishing.

Installations + repairs.

825-9146.

CHILDCARE AFTER-SCHOOL CHILDCARE After-school care for 7 y/o in Calais.

Seeking person who can facilitate stimulating environment. Do you play an instrument, speak another language, love art? 456-1734.

CLOTHING ALTERATIONS SOMETHING SEW RIGHT Professional clothing alterations since 1986.

Creative, quality work from formal wear to leather repairs. New location: 248 Elm St., 2nd floor, Montpelier.

229-2400, pmorse52@ live.com.

FINANCIAL/LEGAL ARE YOU IN BIG TROUBLE WITH THE IRS? Stop wage & bank levies, liens & audits, unfiled tax returns & payroll issues, & resolve tax debt fast. 844-7531317. (AAN CAN)

HEALTH/ WELLNESS DIVINO MASSAGE SPECIALS! New clients: $30 for 1st hour. Or ... $100 down 4-hour massage package. Stephano Bove, CMT, 578-9355, 368 Dorset St. S. Burlington.

PSYCHIC COUNSELING & channeling w/ Bernice Kelman of Underhill.

30+ years’ experience.

Also energy healing, chakra balancing, Reiki, rebirthing, other lives, classes & more. Info: 899-3542, kelman.b@ juno.com.

HOME/GARDEN HONEY-DO HOME MAINTENANCE All jobs lg. or small, home or office, 24-hr. service. A division of Sasso Construction.

Call Scott today! Local, reliable, honest. All calls returned. 310-6926.

ROOFING Roofing replacement & repair. Over 25 years of experience.

Call or text Bobby at 802-363-5768.

PET CAT SITTING & MORE! Former veterinary nurse can give any medications. Once daily & twice daily visits. Insured.

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Enjoy sunsets from screened porch or back deck steps from water. Beautiful views from open living/dining area, too. Wood stove creates warmth and place to gather. First floor bedroom with 2+ upstairs. Shed and basement for storage. Located 1+mile from I-89.

School choice! $274,500

3 bedroom, 3 bath, home with expansive views and art atrium.

Numerous upgrades: new windows, boiler, insulation, attached 2-car garage. $520,000

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COLCHESTER | 98 GOODSELL POINT | #4474429

Beach & Mooring Rights come with this 4 bedroom summer camp on Mallets Bay. On owned land just steps away from the sandy beach. Just Reduced! $149,900 View Video: http://bit.ly/28JALgk $155,000

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WINOOSKI | 26 LAFOUNTAIN ST. | #4494245

GROTON | 932 WEST SHORE ROAD | #4486850

OPEN Sunday 1-3 One of the most desirable homes in Winooski! Features include 4 bedrooms, 1.5 baths, walk in pantry, nice wood work, stain glass windows, 2 car garage, and driveway.

Many completed renovations including electrical, heating and updated baths. Lovely semi-private backyard with decks and room for the chickens! Located close to restaurants, shopping, and the interstate. $289,900.

Monique Bedard 846.9590 MoniqueBedard.com

LAKE AND MOUNTAIN VIEWS GROTON | 398 SUNSET TRAIL | #4480185

The Burns Real Estate Team Chuck and Cindi Burns 802-864-9856 ccburns@c21jack cindiburns@c21jack.com

Beautiful year round home offers spacious one floor living. Full wall of glass takes in the view of the lake. Beautifully landscaped with perennials. Multi-tiered decks, permanent dock with electricity. 100’ of shoreline abuts undeveloped state land for privacy. $460,000

Cheryl Kerr Cheryl.Kerr@FourSeasonsSIR.com 802.535.9676 (cell) 802.751.7582 (office)

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PRISTINE Lake George lakefront year round home offers 2040 square feet, 4 bedrooms/2 baths, kitchen, family room, living/dining room and hardwood floors Family room used as 1st floor bedroom. Deck overlooking 96 feet of shoreline with dock. BEST VALUE! $450,000

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Year round home walking distance to Lake George private beach and picnic area.This 2000+sf open floo plan has great room with hardwood floors,dining area,kitchen with cherry cabinets, 3 bedrooms, 2.5 bathrooms, Additional lower level family room plumbed for wetbar.

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Stunning sunsets and mountain views are enjoyed from this contemporary three bedroom/three bath waterfront home on Groton Lake. Enjoy outdoor winter recreation on the trails of Groton State forest. Convenient to Barre/Montpelier, and Hanover, NH. Start your memories here. $549,000

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Hardwood floors; mudroom; renovated kitchen, bath & basement; beautiful threeseason porch. Perennials, blueberry bushes & more. Join beach association & never walk to Leddy again! $292,000. 802-2386006, 132ShoreRd@ gmail.com

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APPLIANCES/ TOOLS/PARTS TROYBILT CHIPPER/ SHREDDER Powerful 305cc engine. Excellent condition. Lightly used. $650 cash. Call 802-238-7028.

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w/ carrying case. Used twice. $75. Contact 862-0647.

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VINTAGE LOCKERS Questions: please call School lockers. 6 310-4074. Vermont Zen Center, 480 ˜ omas Rd., lockers & 6 cubbies in a set. $175 per set. Call Shelburne.

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AUG. 13-14 MOVING SALE 657-876-9090.

71 Hinesburg Rd., S. Burlington. Vintage, Americana, art, antiques, vinyl, woman’s clothes, jewelry, infant & kitchenware & curios for the adventurous at MASSAGE TABLE heart. 802-999-5831.

Portable massage table

NAOT WOMEN’S SANDALS NEW Bronze metallic, brand-new in size 40, paid $140; asking $80. dforet@yahoo.com.

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Home overlooks Currier Park. New paint, wiring, plumbing, porches restored.

Big sunny rooms, fine woodwork. Delightful family home or office, studio, B&B. 2 blocks to downtown; easy access to I-89. 2 North Street, Barre. $175,000. 456-7456.

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ANTIQUES WANTED Trusted 3rd-generation Vt. antique dealer specializing in jewelry, watches, silver, art, military, antique collectibles, etc. bittnerantiques.com. Brian, 272-7527. Consulting/ appraisal services avail.

House calls made free of charge.

POWER WHEELCHAIR WANTED Small battery-powered wheelchair. Under $600. 802-482-2797.

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BANDS/ MUSICIANS FREE HARP CONCERT ˜ e American Youth Harp Ensemble from Richmond, Va., under the direction of Lynnelle Ediger-Kordzaia, will be performing a free concert at the First Unitarian Universalist Society in Burlington on Fri., Aug. 12, 6-7 p.m. All are welcome!

WANTED: KEYS/ GUITAR/CELLO/BASS Strong female vocalist plus singer/ multi-instrumentalist seek 2 more (keys, guitar, ‘cello or bass) for eclectic band w/ relaxed rehearsal schedule.

802-355-0635 or music@lucreid.com.

WANTED: VIOLIN & BASS Wanted: female violinist & bass player for original Gypsy/ world music project.

Must have a good ear, excellent intonation & improvisation skills. jahilek@comcast.net, 860-1984.

INSTRUCTION ANDY’S MOUNTAIN MUSIC Affordable, accessible instruction in banjo, guitar, mandolin, more.

All ages/skill levels/ interests welcome!

Supportive, professional teacher offering references, results, convenience. Andy Greene. 802-658-2462, guitboy75@hotmail. com, andysmountainmusic.com.

BASS, GUITAR, DRUM LESSONS & MORE Learn bass, guitar, drums, voice, flute, sax, trumpet & more w/ totally local & independent expertplayers & instructors in beautiful lesson studios at the Burlington Music Dojo on Pine St. All levels & styles are welcome! burlingtonmusicdojo.com, info@ burlingtonmusicdojo. com, 540-0321.

DRUM & PERCUSSION LESSONS Jazz drummer w/ wide-ranging experience & talent now giving lessons to all ages & levels. When not drumming, I am building woodworking projects.

872-0544.

DRUM/PERCUSSION LESSONS Jazz drummer, studied in NYC w/ master drummer Charlie Persip.

Learn sight reading, stick technique, drum tones, fills, etc. All ages & levels. Patrick, 318-3413.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION Berklee graduate w/ 30 years’ teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, music technology, ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach.

All ages, styles, levels.

Rick Belford, 864-7195, rickb@rickbelford.com.

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Acoustic, electric, classical. Patient, supportive, experienced, highly qualified instructor. Relax, have fun & allow your musical potential to unfold.

Gregg Jordan, gregg@ gjmusic.com, 318-0889.

GUITAR INSTRUCTION All styles/levels.

Emphasis on developing strong technique, thorough musicianship, personal style. Paul Asbell (Unknown Blues Band, Kilimanjaro, UVM & Middlebury College faculty). 233-7731, pasbell@paulasbell. com.

MUSIC LESSONS Trombone, trumpet, piano. Teacher w/ 25 years’ experience, M.M. Eastman School. Young through senior. $52/ hour, $39/0.75 hours, $26/0.5 hours. 6608524. octavemode@ gmail.com.

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STUDIO/ REHEARSAL FRIDAY POP CAFÉ STUDIO Located in downtown Burlington, Friday Pop Café is a creative, cozy-vibed recording studio that welcomes solo acts, bands & multimedia projects!

Kat, 310-383-8619.

FOR SALE LAUREN DANE IS ROMANCE New York Times & USA Today best-selling romance author Lauren Dane. Read the novels before seeing the movies. laurendane. com.

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AUDITIONS/ CASTING BILL REED VOICE STUDIO is currently auditioning new students for the fall semester. Ages 12 to adult. Classes & private lessons. For more information & to schedule an audition, please contact Sally Olson, managing director, at sallyolson@ billreedvoicestudio.com.

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0427-6A 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On August 3, 2016, 364 Vt Route 15, LLC, Jerry Davis, 450 Weaver Street, Winooski, VT 05404 filed application #4C0427-6A for a project generally described as the installation of a sign, mounted to the entrance of the Jericho Market. ˜ e Project is located at 364 Route 15 in Jericho, Vermont. ˜ e District #4 Environmental Commission is

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Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Jericho Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. ˜ e application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0427-6A”.

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before August 23, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition

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Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 23, 2016.

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QUALITY KINGDOM HOME

WATERFORD | 1087 SLATE LEDGE ROAD | #4506153

Daily reminders of the beauty of Vermont abound on your six acre haven.

Custom built and lovingly maintained by the present owners, this four bedroom home is for those who appreciate quality. $374,900

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Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

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No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before August 26, 2016, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

If a hearing is requested, and is granted by the Commission, it will be held on Tuesday, September 6, 2016 at 9:30 AM at the Essex Junction District Office of the Agency of Natural Resources, 111 West Street, Essex Junction, Vermont. If a hearing is held, a site visit will occur immediately prior to the hearing at 8:30 AM at the intersection of Bay Road and Munson Road in Colchester, Vermont.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

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By: /s/ Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5662 stephanie.monaghan@ vermont.gov NOTICE OF SALE View Date: 08/25/16 Sale Date: 08/26/16 Donald Sibley Unit#109 Tara Parizo Unit# 223 Easy Self Storage 46 Swift South Burlington, VT, 05403 802-863-8300 REQUEST FOR PROPOSALS CONSTRUCTION MANAGEMENT Rochester Community Care Home, Inc., requests Construction Management firms to submit proposals for the selective rehabilitation of the Park House, a 16 unit senior housing building in Rochester, Vermont. Qualified applicants will have comparable experience and a bonding capacity of at least $1,000,000. To obtain a proposal response form and specific project information, call Rich Wickman at Vermont Inspection Services at 8023551449. or rwickman@viscc.com. ˜ ere will be a mandatory walkthrough on Friday, August 19th, at 1:30 PM. Proposal response forms must be submitted by Friday, August 26, 2016 by Noon.

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STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 318-3-15 CNCV CIT Bank, N.A. f/k/a OneWest Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Bruce E. Donovan, Administrator of the Estate of Regina A. Gay a/k/a Regina Gay, United States of America, Secretary of Housing & Urban Development, Midland Funding, LLC and Occupants residing at 415 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Regina A. Gay a/k/a Regina Gay to Unity Mortgage Corporation d/b/a ° e Reverse Mortgage Company dated November 17, 1997 and recorded in Volume 578, Page 149, which mortgage was assigned to OneWest Bank, N.A. n/k/a CIT Bank, N.A., by an instrument dated February 23, 2012 and recorded on March 5, 2012 in Volume 1165, Page 566 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington, of which mortgage the undersigned is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same will be sold at Public Auction at 11:00 A.M. on August 23, 2016, at 415 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: Being all and the same land and premises conveyed to Edward A. Gay and Regina E. Gay a/k/a Regina Gay by Warranty Deed of Arnold E. Barron and Evelyn E. Baron, dated June 15, 1959, of record in Volume 158, Page 426 of the Land Records of the City of Burlington.

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° e District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 Minor Applications. Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. ° e application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database”

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By: /s/Stephanie H. Monaghan Stephanie H. Monaghan District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5662 stephanie.monaghan@ vermont.gov

Should a hearing be held on this Project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by August 26, 2016.

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If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on

ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C1284 -2 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On July 22, 2016, R.E.M. Development Company, LLC, 599 Avenue D, Williston, VT 05495 filed application #4C1284-2 for a project generally described as the subdivision of previously-approved Lot 2 into 7 lots for single family homes and one lot for a duplex residential building, along with onsite wastewater systems and municipal water services. ° e Project is located near the intersection of Bay Road and Munson Road in Colchester, Vermont.

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Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 5th day of August, 2016.

By: /s/ Peter E. Keibel Peter E. Keibel District #4 Coordinator Natural Resources Board 111 West Street Essex Jct., VT 05452 802-879-5658 Peter.Keibel@vermont. gov

° e District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

Copies of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the Colchester Town Office, Chittenden County Regional Planning Commission Office, and the office listed below. ° e application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (www.nrb.state. vt.us/lup) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0789-4”.

this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

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notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing.

Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status.

Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised. Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0789-4 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On July 29, 2016, Champlain Housing Trust, 88 King Street, Burlington, VT 05401 filed application #4C0789-4 for a project generally described as the construction of various site immprovements at Coolidge Condominiums. ° e Project is located on Coolidge Court in Colchester, Vermont.

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CIT Bank, N.A. f/k/a OneWest Bank, N.A. By: Grant C. Rees, Esq. Lobe, Fortin, Rees & Cykon, PLC 30 Kimball Ave., Ste. 307 South Burlington, VT 05403

NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of Waldo J. Martell, late of Milton, VT. I have been appointed to administer this estate. All creditors having claims against the decedent or the estate must present their claims in writing within four (4) months of the first publicatio

Dated: 8/1/2016 /s/ Matthew C. Little, Esq. PO Box 555 South Hero, VT 05486 (802)378-5533 matt@mcllaw.net Name of publication Seven Days First Publication Date: August 3, 2016 Second Publication Date: August 10, 2016

Court Address: Vermont Superior Court Chittenden Probate Division P.O. Box 511 Burlington, VT 05402 STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT PROBATE DIVISION DOCKET NO. 726-5-16 CNPR IN RE ESTATE OF DONALD L. WILDER, LATE OF UNDERHILL, VERMONT NOTICE TO CREDITORS To the creditors of Donald L. Wilder late of Underhill, Vermont.

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THE CONTENTS OF Date: 08/1/16 STORAGE UNIT 01/s/ Tad J. Wilder 01657 LOCATED AT Signature of Fiduciary 28 ADAMS DR. OR ℅ Matthew C. Little, Esq. 48 INDUSTRIAL DR., Executor/Administrator: WILLISTON, VT 05495, Matthew C. Little, Esq. WILL BE SOLD ON PO Box 555 AUGUST 18TH 2016 TO South Hero, VT 05486 SATISFY THE DEBT OF (802)378-5533 GERALYN SHELVEY. matt@mcllaw.net Any person claiming a Name of publication right to the goods may Seven Days pay the amount claimed Publication Date:

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THE CONTENTS OF STORAGE UNIT 0104444 LOCATED AT 28 ADAMS DR. OR 48 INDUSTRIAL DR., WILLISTON, VT 05495, WILL BE SOLD ON AUGUST 18TH 2016 TO SATISFY THE DEBT OF DYLAN HOLSTEIN. Any person claiming a right to the goods may pay the amount claimed due and reasonable expenses before the sale, in which case the sale may not occur.

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Dated at South Burlington, Vermont this 21st day of July, 2016.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT PROBATE DIVISION DOCKET NO. 636-4-16 CNPR In re estate of Waldo J. Martell, Late of Milton, Vermont

of this notice. The clai must be presented to me at the address listed below with a copy sent to the court. The claim ma be barred forever if it is not presented within the four (4) month period.

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Reach Up Case Manager Employment Opportunities in energetic, and professional The City of South Burlington, Vermont seeks a collaborative, City Manager. South Burlington (population 17,900) is a growing, dynamic community THE POSITION: with a strong tradition civic engagement.

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DATA AND APPLICATION SUPPORT SPECIALIST

PASTRY COOK/BAKER Full-time positions in a busy bakery-café.

Career Center University of Vermont

Must have professional experience and weekend availability.

Leaps and Bounds is hiring

Applying an understanding of the UVM Career Center’s mission and activities (uvm.edu/career), the Data and Application Support Specialist is an essential member of the Career Center’s operations team. The position manages a database, produces reports, maintains the website, and supports staff in a variety of administrative and customer service tasks. Must have an Associate’s degree, 1-3 years’ related experience, and a demonstrated commitment to diversity.

to join our growing childcare team!

Email resumes to krista@leapsvt.com or call 879-0130.

For further information and to apply, search uvmjobs.com for position #004309. Review of applications begins immediately and will continue until suitable candidates are found.

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The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. Applications from women and people from diverse racial, ethnic, and cultural backgrounds are encouraged.

Must mention this ad and accept full time day shift employment to receive the sign on bonus.

Please call and ask for Alysha to schedule an interview or stop in to complete an application and on-the-spot interview.

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CASE MANAGEMENT

We are seeking a Service Coordinator with strong clinical and organizational skills to join our dynamic team. The ideal candidate will enjoy working in a fast-paced, team-oriented position and have demonstrated leadership.

Launch your career in communications and in the nonprofit world at Community College of Vermont! CCV has an opportunity for an energetic self-starter interested in community- and relationship-building through traditional and social media channels. Based in Montpelier with frequent statewide travel, the public relations specialist works directly with local, statewide, and national news outlets and organizations to promote CCV’s students, faculty and initiatives. This position also uses Facebook, Twitter and other social platforms to strengthen the College’s online communities through engagement with students, alumni, donors, thought leaders and the public. A creative, energetic attitude and the ability to conceive, execute and report on social campaigns, as well as strong writing skills and the ability to connect with people from all walks of life are required for this position. You’ll be part of a small, creative team that operates in a fast-paced environment to promote accessible, affordable higher education in Vermont. A bachelor’s degree is required, and one to two years’ experience in the field of communications or journalism are preferred. Our ideal candidate has a proven track record of creatively using new media communications tools to connect, engage and inspire.

This is an excellent opportunity to join a distinguished developmental service provider agency during a time of growth.

Please send your cover letter and application to Elizabeth Sightler, esightler@ccs-vt.org.

COMMUNITY INCLUSION FACILITATORS

We are currently offering benefitted inclusion support positions and per diem shifts. This is an excellent job for applicants entering human services or for those looking to continue their work in this field. Send application and cover letter to Karen Ciechanowicz, staff@ccs-vt.org.

SHARED LIVING PROVIDER

TO VIEW THE FULL POSTING AND APPLY: Please submit a complete application package which includes a cover letter, resume, three references, and sample press release written by you (real or hypothetical) at: ccv.edu/learn-about-ccv/employment.

Provide a home and general oversight to a young gentleman in his twenties. This personable gentleman enjoys his independence, going to coffee shops, and experiencing all that Burlington has to offer. The ideal home will support this gentleman in leading a safe and healthy lifestyle while allowing him to maintain his independence. For more information

CCV encourages applications from candidates who reflect our diverse student population.

CCV is an EOE/ADA compliant employer; auxiliary aids and services are available upon request to individuals with disabilities.

contact Jennifer Wolcott at 655.0511 x 118 or jwolcott@ ccs-vt.org.

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BEHAVIOR INTERVENTIONIST

IS NOW ACCEPTING APPLICANTS FOR:

Full Time

MEAT CUTTER/ BUTCHER

DUTIES: Setting up full-service and self-service Meat Counter,

Snow Farm Vineyard is looking for a Tasting Room sales person who is enthusiastic, professional, and energetic who loves wine! Must enjoy working with the public. Duties include running register, cleaning, labeling wine bottles.

Hours available: 10-5:30, three to four days a week!

Provide references and resume.

Call for appointment 802-324-5563.

Custom Cutting, Customer service, and Fabricating Special Cuts BENEFITS: Regular Schedule, Paid Time Off, Two Weeks Paid Vacation 1st Year, Discount on Meats and Groceries and Lots of Intense Fun! Full Time

MEAT WRAPPER/ MEAT CLERK

DESCRIPTION: Wrap Custom Meat Orders, Organize Custom Freezer, and Service Customers, Clean, Organization is a Must, Will Train.

We are very Customer Oriented

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Upper Valley Services is a nonprofit agency that serves people with Developmental Disabilities.

We are seeking a creative, confident, and purpose-filled person to fill a Case Management position. This person will oversee a small caseload.

This person will be responsible for creating relationships with the people on the caseload; for supervising employees; and for fulfilling state paperwork requirements.

The successful candidate will be flexible; be able to establish firm and fair boundaries; have knowledge of and dedication to the population we serve; be adept at maintaining a work-life balance; be a team player and creative thinker. A familiarity with Electronic Health Records is a plus, but not a must.

Please submit a cover letter, resume, and three letters of recommendation

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Looking for experience working with children with special needs? Autism Spectrum Disorder (ASD)? Emotional and behavioral challenges?

Are you interested in learning new skills, especially in the growing field of Applied Behavior Analysis (ABA)? Join our ABA services team at the Counseling Service of Addison County. We are hiring enthusiastic and team-oriented individuals to provide one-on-one support and training in behavioral, social, and communicative skills to children in home and school settings. Training and supervision in ABA, trauma-informed supports and ASD interventions provided.

Various positions are available varying from full-time to hourly.

Bachelor’s degree required.

Submit resume and cover letter to apply@csac-vt.org.

For more opportunities, please visit csac-vt.org.

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Marketing Content Specialist Come join our team of talented employees in a fast paced, growing, mission-based company located in Vermont’s beautiful Northeast Kingdom. High Mowing Organic Seeds is an independently owned leader in the non-GMO seed, farming and food industry, committed to providing high quality organic seeds to our customers. We care about the earth, each other and what we do and are seeking a full-time year-round Marketing Content Specialist that shares our vision.

The Marketing Content Specialist is the voice of High Mowing Organic Seeds. He/she is responsible for creating, writing and curating content for all marketing channels. The successful individual will possess the ability to write content that is specific to commercial growers and home gardeners. The ideal candidate must be detail-oriented, possess excellent prioritization and organizational skills, solid written and oral communication skills, and a passion for working as part of a team. He/she must have a willingness to ask questions, learn and respond constructively to feedback and maintain a sense of humor. To be considered for this position, experience with farming or gardening is required along with a minimum of two years of demonstrated experience writing/editing marketing content. A bachelor’s degree in English, Marketing, Communications or other applicable field is preferred, but not required.

A complete job description can be obtained on our website highmowingseeds.com/job-opportunities. html. Please email your resume, cover letter, link to a portfolio or writing samples and references to jobs@highmowingseeds.com. Please put the job title in the subject line. Applications will be accepted until the position is filled.

Winooski Community Justice Center VICTIM ADVOCATE & VOLUNTEER COORDINATOR Seeking a Victim Advocate & Volunteer Coordinator to leads the growth and development of this new restorative work, its process, and interventions for WinCJC/PD’s victim-focused program and community outreach. The VAVC will work to address the needs of the community and will be charged with supporting persons affected by crime as well as for volunteer recruitment to staff Restorative Justice (RJ) Panels and COSA (Circles of Support and Accountability) programs.

Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice, Social Work or related field and 2-3 years of relevant experience or equivalent combination of education and experience.

RESTORATIVE REENTRY COORDINATOR The Restorative Reentry Coordinator (RRC) leads the growth and development of Restorative Justice (RJ) programs, processes, and interventions for WinCJC/PD’s offender-focused Reentry and COSA programs. The RRC addresses the support and accountability of Winooski ex-offenders under the care and custody of the VT Department of Corrections (DOC) and Federal supervision.

Bachelor’s degree in Criminal Justice, Social Work or related field and 2-3 years of relevant experience or equivalent combination of education and experience.

For complete job posting and instructions for applying please visit www.winooskivt.org.

No phone calls, please.

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Children and Youth Ministries Coordinator(s)

CALLING ALL ADVENTURERS!

Seeking organized, energetic and caring leader(s) for Children and Youth Ministries at First Congregational Church UCC of Burlington, VT. Responsibilities include working with clergy and lay leadership to plan, organize and support faith formation programs (i.e. Church School, youth activities, etc.) for our children and youth. Are you a passionate, creative spirit who can guide us toward new models for the future, incorporating research on best practices? Excellent communication skills and adaptability in working with volunteers. Candidates to job share are welcome. If you are drawn to one or more aspects of this dynamic role, please contact us. Part time, 24 hours per week, including most Sunday mornings and some evenings. Compensation commensurate with experience.

To apply, please send cover letter, resume and references to sbrown@firstchurchburlington.org.

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NEW JOBS POSTED DAILY!

Are you looking for a fulfilling job that allows you to work outside?

We’re looking to hire for the following roles from Sep. - Oct., Monday through Friday: • •

Facilitators Ground Support

NeighborWorks of Western Vermont is recruiting two AmeriCorps members for the 2016-2017 year.

HEAT Squad Community Engagement Specialist This full time position seeks to educate and engage with Vermont homeowners about energy efficiency resulting in home energy audits and completed efficiency improvements to the home, while also tracking the results and effects of the efficiency measures.

Community Revitalization and HomeOwnership Coordinator This is a half time position with the goal of implementing housing-related community revitalization strategies in Rutland City with Project VISION and supporting the HomeOwnership education and outreach programs.

NO PREVIOUS EXPERIENCE REQUIRED

For more info, please contact us at (802) 316-3300 or info@ northernlightsvt.com.

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Resource Specialist Full-Time with Excellent Benefits

Marathon Health (www.marathon-health.com) is growing! We are hiring a full-time Finance Specialist to join our finance team. The ideal candidate has meticulous attention to detail, excellent written and verbal skills, and prior accounts receivable and collection experience.

Vermont 2-1-1, a statewide information and referral helpline, is seeking a person with just the right skills to join our Resource Team.

If you are detail-oriented, organized, and a problem-solver with excellent verbal and written communication skills, and can convey the gist of a paragraph in as few words as possible, you may be the person we are looking for. Experience with proofreading and editing is required for this position and computer database experience is preferred.

The Finance Specialist will be responsible for all aspects of Accounts Receivable including: • Ensure timely and accurate processing of monthly invoices for clients.

Primary Job Responsibilities: •

Maintains 2-1-1 database, consisting of detailed information about human service organizations, by contacting agencies via telephone, email, from web surveys and website reviews to update listings and keep the database accurate

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Follows Vermont 2-1-1’s customized Style Guide

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Builds relationships with Vermont non-profit organizations via telephone

• Reconcile the accounts receivable aging report to the general ledger at month end.

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Researches potential listings for inclusion in the Vermont 2-1-1 database

• Manage all invoice inquiries from clients.

• Monitor and manage the collections of client payments.

In addition, the Finance Specialist may be asked to Junior Software Engineer provide support and backup for Accounts Payable.

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Requires ability to sit at computer for extended periods of time

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Requires protracted concentration

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Key qualifications include Associate’s Degree in Accounting, 0-2 years of related experience, and Join the development team at Marathon Health and use advanced Excel skills.

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The ideal candidate will have a bachelor’s degree in human services or a related field or an associate’s degree plus experience working in health, community or human services.

environment while following coding and quality standards.

Marathon Health is a tobacco and drug free work This is a great position if you are a new graduate! environment. Pre-employment criminal background and state sex registrydescription checks areand required. valuevisit the For offenders a more detailed to applyWe online, www.marathon-health.com richness diversity brings to our workforce and are committed to being an equal opportunity Marathon Healthand is an Equal Opportunity Employer employer provider (EOE).

Interested candidates should send a cover letter, resume and writing sample to: cathy@unitedwaysvt.org No telephone inquiries, please.

VERMONT 2-1-1 IS A PROGRAM OF THE UNITED WAYS OF VERMONT, AN EQUAL OPPORTUNITY EMPLOYER.

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ADMINISTRATIVE SERVICES Director of Innovation Play a key role on Howard Center’s strategic leadership team in this newly created position designed to ensure the agency delivers on its commitment to provide results-driven services that best meet client and community needs. Lead evaluation, development, planning and operationalization of new entrepreneurial programs. Job ID# 3380

Building Cleaning Services Specialist — Floater This full-time, benefits-eligible floater position will complete special projects and fill in for employees that are on vacation or not working a specific day. Flexible schedule required. Examples of essential functions are: disinfects and cleans garbage and trash cans and changes bags daily; washes and sanitizes bathroom fixtures daily with germicidal solution; wet mopping; and cleaning spaces. Special projects include shampooing carpets, stripping and waxing floors, washing windows as needed, and performing other cleaning duties as specified by supervisor. Job ID# 3377

MENTAL HEALTH AND SUBSTANCE ABUSE SERVICES Case Manager – Safe Recovery Provide case management and specialized intervention services to people who inject drugs or who are at high risk of injection drug use.

This includes assessment, service coordination, risk reduction knowledge and skill development. Minimum of high school diploma required. Job ID# 3340

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AmeriCorps Program AmeriCorps positions in locations around the state serving with non-profit organizations • environmental education • home buyer education • environmental stewardship • energy conservation • homeless assistance

• SERVE • EXPERIENCE • LEAD Apply now! vhcb.org/americorps VHCB AmeriCorps offers: • living allowance • health insurance • an education award • training opportunities • leadership development

Community Outreach Worker The candidate’s primary responsibility is the delivery of street-based outreach services to persons who are homeless and/or with psychiatric disabilities and/or with substance abuse/intervention needs. This is a 30-hour, benefits-eligible position with a Monday to Friday schedule. Job ID# 3389

Administrative Program Assistant — Safe Recovery The candidate is responsible for the program’s grant compliance, data management and grant reporting, including implementation of our structured system for program evaluation. Part-time position. BA degree required. Job ID# 3341

Residential Counselor – Lakeview Seeking candidates to provide a therapeutic environment in a residential setting for clients that have major mental health challenges.

Services include supportive counseling, medication administration, assistance with daily living skills, crisis management and some group work. Must have good judgment and be respectful and interested in this population. BA degree required. Work schedule consists of having three days off per week and working a combination of day and evening hours. $15 per hour. Job ID# 3379

DEVELOPMENTAL SERVICES Employment Consultant – Project Hire Currently three openings to help individuals with intellectual disabilities and/or autism spectrum disorders find and maintain meaningful employment. Assist clients in obtaining employment by providing assessments, supporting resume and cover-letter writing, practicing interview skills and applying for positions. Develop supports for the job site to help individuals succeed in their newfound jobs and provide ongoing support to assist employers and clients in maintaining satisfying long-term employment. $16.11 per hour.

Job ID# 3366

Howard Center offers an excellent benefits package including health, dental, and life insurance, as well as generous paid time off for all regular positions scheduled 20 plus hours per week.

For more information, please visit howardcentercareers.org.

Howard Center is an equal-opportunity employer. Applicants needing assistance or an accommodation in completing the online application should feel free to contact Human Resources at 488-6950 or hrhelpdesk@howardcenter.org.

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Join the team at award-winning Smugglers’ Notch Resort!

Our Risk Safety Manager oversees the safety of all guests and employees at the resort.

Responsibilities include developing and implementing general safety policies, risk management procedure and training programs to minimize accidental loss; handling worker’s compensation claims; and maintaining compliance with OSHA requirements. The Risk Safety Manager also chairs the resort’s multi-department Safety Committee that reviews safety programs and goals at the resort. The Risk Safety Manager reports weekly to the resort’s operational and executive teams.

Requirements: Bachelor’s degree and two years related experience and/or training. Required skills include the ability to write reports and procedures and effectively communicate with resort staff and guests, as well as required agencies and insurance providers.

Sodexo at Champlain College All full-time jobs are eligible for health insurance, dental, vision, 401(k), free life insurance.

You must be able to pass a background check to ensure employment.

Cook to Order - Grill Cook Position starts August 19, 2016. Schedule: 9:00 am to 4:00 pm Monday-Friday.

Schedule may vary slightly. Full Time $13-$14 per hour

Sauté Station Chef

Apply today at smuggs.com/jobs or call 1-888-754-7684

Position starts August 19, 2016. Schedule: 9:00 am to 7:30pm Friday-Monday.

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Position starts August 19, 2016.

Schedule: 4:30 pm-12 Midnight Monday-Friday: Full-Time. $11-$13 per hour

Position starts Friday August 19th, 2016.

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family support and adoption.

Adoption Administrative Assistant

THE POSITION: • Full-time position to provide support and assistance to the Adoption program through Lund and Post Permanence at the Department for Children and Families.

• Will perform supportive activities for the QIC-AG and the project SIM associated with the different implementation phases including: exploration, implementation planning, installation, initial implementation, and full implementation.

• Assistant will meet with the SIM and QIC-AG Implementation/Evaluation Team on a consistent basis.

2nd Shift Cook Monday - Friday

Team Dishwasher/Utility Worker

Lund offers hope and opportunity to

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WHAT WE LOOK FOR: • Bachelor’s degree or the equivalent combination of education and experience.

• Experience in adoption process and laws preferred.

• Experience working in human services field.

• Strong computer, organizational, interpersonal, and team work skills; ability to effectively present written and oral information and respond to questions from the general public.

• Valid VT Driver’s License and access to reliable transportation required; statewide travel may be required.

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LNA Training Program Offered Wake Robin, in partnership with Vermont MedEd, is happy to announce our LNA training program.

WHAT YOU GAIN: • An opportunity to work with and learn from a strong team of professionals.

• Knowledge of adoption services and adoption law.

• The opportunity to participate in the creation of new families.

• Ongoing training opportunities available.

Wake Robin is Vermont’s premier retirement community and ranks among the top 100 nursing homes in the country; an award due in large part to our excellent staff and facility. Our goal is to provide training and employment opportunities consistent with Wake Robin’s unique brand of resident-centered care.

WHY JOIN OUR TEAM AT LUND: • Lund is a multi-service nonprofit that has served families and children throughout Vermont for 125 years.

• Our mission is to help children thrive by empowering families to break cycles of poverty, addiction and abuse.

• Commitment surrounding diversity and cultural competence.

• Lund offers a comprehensive benefit package for full-time positions including health, dental, life insurance, disability, retirement, extensive time off accrual and holiday pay.

• Excellent opportunity to join strengths-based team of multi-disciplinary professionals.

If you have at least 2 years’ experience in caregiving, wish to grow your skills among the best, and begin your career as an LNA, contact us. Next session starts in September 2016.

Please send resume and cover letter via email to hr@wakerobin.com. For additional information see our employment page at www.wakerobin.com.

Please send resume and cover letter to: Human Resources, PO Box 4009 Burlington, VT 05406-4009 fax: (802) 864-1619 email: employment@lundvt.org

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Bueno Y Sano is opening a new location in the Blue Mall on Dorset Street - South Burlington. Immediate job opportunities for hard working, dependable people who want to be part of our team. Full-time desired, but would consider part-time as well. Training will take place at the College Street location before the opening.Cooking and prep experience preferred. You must be available to work nights and weekends. Job responsibilities include prep, cooking, customer service and cleaning. All employees do a little bit of everything. Please email with a resume or I can forward you an application - or stop by the store (213 College St.) and pick one up. will@buenoysano.com.

Full Time

Colchester Real Estate Law Firm seeks well organized, efficient and multitask, oriented person to support three attorneys with paralegal preparation for real estate and mortgage loan closings. Duties include, but not limited to, coordinating with lenders for preparation of Closing Disclosures, communication with lenders and clients, assisting attorneys during closings, and numerous other duties related to real estate transactions. Experience with preparing Closing Disclosure statements and professional verbal and written skills required. Experience with SoftPro and PCLaw a plus. Competitive salary and benefits package.

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Please send cover letter and resume to Dan Farnham, Bauer Gravel Farnham, 401 Water Tower Circle, Suite 101, Colchester Vermont 05446 or email to bgfinfo@vtlawoffices.com.

HEALTH SERVICES DISTRICT DIRECTOR Tourism & Marketing: Director of Communications VERMONT DEPARTMENT OF HEALTH Job Description:

Do you want to be part of a team that is building a culture of health in VT communities?

We have an exciting opportunity for an experienced, motivated leader who wants to guide a dedicated and caring interdisciplinary team of public health professionals in the Barre Come work at VPR, named by Vermont Business 4t-BauerGravel081016.indd 1 8/8/16 5:15 PM Magazine as one of the best places to work in Vermont district office. District Directors mobilize staff and partners to create healthy communities for the fourth year in a row! by assessing needs, capacity building, planning, implementing programs and evaluating outcomes to improve the health and well-being of Vermonters. At the local level, District Directors build relationships and forge connections with key stakeholders such as health care providers, hospitals, schools, businesses and community coalitions. Applicants must have proven success in personnel management, supervision, problem solving, Job Description: communication, facilitation, assessment, planning and evaluation. The successful candidate Experienced professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of Tourism must demonstrate a solid understanding of public health and health care systems, and have & Marketing’s public and efforts.

This mission-critical position The a tracktrade record ofrelations building effective partnerships with diverse groups of stakeholders.

Vermont Public Radio is looking for a producer / is designed to generate positive tourism-related coverage of Vermont themeetings schedule for this position is 7:45 a.m. – 4:30 p.m. and will require some in evening announcer who is passionate about our mission to join our award-winning team. The successful candidate willinternational and state travel. Duties are performed under theof supervision of a Burlington-based national and marketplace.

The Director Communications is regional be responsible for a daily broadcast shift, supporting manager. Strong verbal and written communication skills, analytical skills and stellar people responsible for the development and implementation of a proactive business membership drives, operating the board for the skills are a must. weekday magazine Vermont Editionoutreach and being a plan consistent with the goals and mission of the Department of substitute host for All Things Considered and Morning For more information, contact Deb Wilcox (802) 652-4173 or email debra.wilcox@vermont.

Tourism and Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications Edition. This position includes producing special gov. Reference Job ID #619717. Status: Full time. Location: Barre. Application deadline: programs and promotional content for broadcast, web via social networkingAugust tools.

17,This 2016.position is responsible for all tourism media and social media. The producer/announcer will also work relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted with independent podcast producers.

Experienced professional sought to lead the Vermont Department of Tourism & Marketing’s public and trade relations efforts. This mission-critical position is designed to generate positive tourism-related coverage of Vermont in the national andTourism international Director of is & marketplace.

Marketing:The Director ofCommunications Communications responsible for the development and implementation of a proactive business Producer/Announcer outreach plan consistent with the goals and mission of the Department of Tourism and Marketing as well as maintaining consistent communications via social networking tools. This position is responsible for all tourism media relations in-state and out-of-state; press release development; pitching targeted tourism story ideas to regional and national media; development of press familiarization trips and itineraries; management of media contact lists; and support for Vermont’s international public relations initiatives. The Director will also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive team in the development of a proactive travel trade and business recruitment plan. This story ideas to regional and national media; development of press A strong commitment to journalistictourism principles, ethics position willorganizational, report to thetrips Commissioner ofmanagement Tourism & Marketing. and standards as well as excellent familiarization and itineraries; of media contact lists; and

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OF HEALTH support for Vermont’sDEPARTMENT international public relations initiatives. The Director The future incumbent must have strong writing skills, a demonstrated ability to work collaboratively and Work where health is the bottom line. Our business at the Vermont will also collaborate with the Agency of Commerce executive teamDepartment in the of Health effectively under strict deadline conditions, and a is protecting and promoting the health of all Vermonters.

We’re seeking a supervisor for our development willingness to embrace new technology. Three years’ of a proactive travel trade and business recruitment plan. This federal revenue team, responsible for managing $55 million through 75 separate federal broadcast experience is required. position will report to the Commissioner of Tourism & Marketing. grants on topics from Asbestos to Zika and everything in between.

VPR is a statewide network that is widely recognized for excellence in the public radio system. Diversity matters The ideal candidate will have excellent accounting and financial analysis skills along with Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in to us: we’re looking for applicants who will expand the the ability to communicate effectively with a variety of stakeholders. A successful track perspectives and collective life experience of our team.

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Priorof government accounting Come work at VPR, named by Vermont Business experience; demonstrate knowledge of but Vermont andtoVermont’s tourism industry. experience is not required, a commitment public service is.

Magazine as one of the Best Places to work in Vermont Our office is in downtown Burlington, with excellent public transportation connections for the third year in a row! and on-site For more information, Patrick Burke at 863-7257 Resume, writing samples andparking. a minimum of three contact references should be or email To apply email your cover letter, resume and patrick.burke@vermont.gov.

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Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501. In- and out-ofcareers@vpr.net will be accepted.

Candidates must: demonstrate strong oral and written skills; have a BA in Public Relations or related field; have a minimum of five years of relevant work experience; demonstrate knowledge of Vermont and Vermont’s tourism industry.

Resume, writing samples and a minimum of three references should be submitted to Kitty Sweet, Vermont Agency of Commerce and Community Development, One National Life Drive, Montpelier, VT 05620-0501. In- and out-ofstate travel will be required. Salary range: $45,000 - $50,000.

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Caregivers Do you love helping people, especially our seniors? If so, then ARMISTEAD SENIOR CARE is the place for you.

Developmental Services Shared Living Provider!

Seeking Experienced Shared Living Provider(s) to support a 28-yearold man who is new to living with residential supports. He enjoys social gatherings, video games and board games. This individual is looking for patient, understanding and empathetic home provider(s) with strong boundaries, clear communication style, and the ability to provide ongoing care and intermittent supervision. Experience with schizophrenia or within the mental health field is ideal. Individual is independent and has community-based supports during the day. Providers without children and close to Burlington are preferred. Pets OK. Compensation: $28,000 tax-free annual stipend.

Interested candidates, contact lreid@howardcenter.org or call 802-488-6563.

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Flexible daytime, evening, weekend and overnight shifts available.

Duties vary but may include light housekeeping, meal preparation, transportation, companionship, safety presence, personal care and transfers. Will train the right candidates.

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Spring Village at Essex, a new residential care facility specializing in memory care is building their nursing and care provider team. Full-time and part time positions available for all shifts.

Group interviews are held every Wednesday at 2:00 pm or email your resume and cover letter to: joanne.bowley@ springvillageessex.com.

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Our Behavioral Health Division is hiring Come see what makes NCSS a great place to work by joining a team who sets the standard for excellence!

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Come join our team of professionals providing evidence based practice prevention, intervention and treatment. This is an exciting opportunity to grow your career and work with a skilled professional team in providing and creating opportunities for individuals to overcome their challenges. Full-time positions available in our St. Johnsbury/Derby Mental Health & 3v-SpringVillageEssex081016.indd Addiction Services Departments. Openings include:

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Intensive Case Manager *Outpatient Team Leader

PROGRAM MANAGER FOR COMMUNITY REHABILITATION & TREATMENT (CRT)

*Outpatient Therapist – Children/Youth

Requires Master’s degree in an appropriate human services field and at least 3 to 5 years mental health experience at a professional level. Must be QMHP certified or gain certification within 6 months of assuming position.

Supervisory experience preferred. Certification or licensure desirable.

*Residential Support Staff Social Work Care Coordinator

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*Sign on Bonus offered for selected positions A comprehensive benefits package is offered to full-time employees, including: medical, dental, life disability, 403b, vacation, and professional development time.

“Creating a Stronger Workforce, one employee at a time” Please visit our website ncssinc.org for position details, application links, additional listings and to learn more about NCSS! Our clinic is located close to Interstate 89 and is a 30 minute commute from Burlington.

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Pathways Vermont, a statewide nurse to organization, provide a broad non-profit seeks motivated individuals to fill both spectrum of communityprogrammatic & administrative based supportive services positions.

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Community Banker opportunities at Northfield Savings Bank Provide assistance to our baccalaureate faculty in logistics of proposal development, including budgets, use of federal submission portals, IRB requirements and compliance. This is a grant funded position to support the Vermont Genetics Network state-wide program.

Bachelorâ&#x20AC;&#x2122;s degree and one to three years of related experience required.

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Bar Antidote and Hired Hand Brewing is expanding operations!

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Year round, full-time positions. Good wages and benefits. Pay negotiable with experience. Women and minorities encouraged to apply.

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Residential Mortgage Originator - Chittenden County

Northfield Savings Bank is looking for an experienced Mortgage Originator who will be responsible for proactively soliciting new residential mortgage business, suggesting appropriate financing arrangements, and market related banking products, to meet established loan quality and production goals. Will continually identify, develop and maintain a quality network of business relationships which serve as a recurring source of referrals for new mortgage lending opportunities. Monitors our competitive position in the marketplace and assists with planning and market development.

Self-motivated, highly driven and sales oriented individuals are encouraged to apply. Candidates will have two to four years of experience in a financial institution or related area with proven analytical and organizational skills particularly working with documentation that requires special or confidential handling. Must participate in bank initiatives and community activities/or projects.

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If you are interested in joining the NSB team, please submit your resume and job application by email: careers@nsbvt. com (Preferred) Or mail: Northfield Savings Bank, Human Resources, P.O. Box 7180, Barre, VT 05641-7180.

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School Age Site Director This is an opportunity to help with the development of today’s youth, managing an after school site.

You relate well to staff and parents and run a program that is developmentally appropriate to the population served. Part-time (approximately 25 hours) 2:30pm to 6pm with additional planning time. Bachelor’s Degree in Early Childhood, Elementary Education, Human Development or Recreation and two (2) years’ experience working with groups of school-age children or meet the minimal requirements required by the State of Vermont. Openings starting August 22nd in BFA Fairfax, Fletcher Elementary, Burlington, Jericho Elementary, Thatcher Brook Primary School and Ferrisburgh Central School.

New England Federal Credit Union, Vermont’s largest Credit Union with 7 branch locations, is a growing organization committed to excellence in service, convenience, and simplicity. NEFCU offers a stable, supportive, high-standards work environment, where employees are treated as key stakeholders. Please visit our website, www.nefcu.com, to learn more about the great opportunities and benefits that exist at NEFCU.

Part-Time ATM/Mail Courier Part-time hours (Wednesday 10:00am-4:00pm, Thursday and Friday 7:00am-4:00pm)

Part-time opportunity exists for a Courier at NEFCU. Responsibilities will include supporting the daily function of the Company’s internal/external mail distribution and postage machine operations as well as ATM servicing. Position will also provide back-up for ATM deposit processing and therefore must have an aptitude for numbers. Successful candidates must have good organizational skills, be attentive to details, and have knowledge of MS Office. Must be able to lift up to 50 pounds, have the ability to perform tasks while standing for extended periods of time and carry a valid driver’s license.

Full and Part-time Teller Positions Available

Please email cover note and resume to Sara at srryan@gbymca.org or call Sara at 802-652-8150 if you have questions.

Chittenden County Offices

Vermont’s largest credit union is growing and has a full-time teller opportunity available for the right person. Preferred candidates will present a responsible work history preferably in a retail environment and be comfortable and skilled with face to face communication.

School Age Assistant

Successful candidates for this position will provide friendly, fast and accurate service to members. The ability to explain our various products and services as well as the ability to recognize and suggest solutions to our members will be necessary.

The Y manages after school programs in 14 elementary and middle schools serving children between the ages of five and twelve.

Openings starting August 22nd in Fairfield, Fairfax, Essex, Georgia, Huntington, Jericho, St. Albans, Underhill and Waterbury. 2:30 to 6pm Monday through Friday and the pay rate is $10.50 per hour. Experience working with groups of school-age children.

This position requires standing and/or sitting at a computerized work station. Off-site parking is required, shuttle transportation is provided. Daily member interactions include cash handling and processing of all member transactions. Extensive keyboarding and the ability to use multiple system applications are required. This position requires occasional lifting of coins and cash, up to 20 pounds.

Qualified applicants should submit a complete resume and cover via nefcu.com illustrating reasons for interest and further qualification.

Please email cover note and resume to Aurina at ahartz@gbymca.org or call Aurina at 802-652-8152 if you have questions.

NEFCU enjoys an employer-of-choice distinction with turnover averaging less than 10 percent. More than 96 percent of our 165 staff say NEFCU is a great place to work (2015 Annual Staff Survey). If you believe you have the qualifications to contribute to this environment, please send your resume and cover letter and salary history to hr@nefcu.com.

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Full- and Part-Time Openings

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BOOKKEEPER The Town of Essex, Vermont is seeking a Bookkeeper to perform a variety of duties related to finance. Responsible duties requiring accounting knowledge, judgment and decision making while working in accordance with established procedures. Requires considerable attention to detail and accuracy in the maintenance of financial records.

Assists with and performs entire payroll process when necessary.

Inputs accounts payable invoices and acts as backup for weekly accounts payable processing. Duties also include filing of payroll taxes with various agencies, reconciling accounts, posting of cash receipts, use of Excel spreadsheets and filing and scanning.

Associate’s degree in accounting with municipal accounting courses, and computer experience. Three years’ experience in bookkeeping in a responsible position, preferably in municipal government; or any equivalent combination of education and experience. Minimum starting salary is $45,718 DOE, plus excellent benefits. Position open until filled.

Apply with cover letter, resume and three references to: Patrick Scheidel, Town Manager, 81 Main Street, Essex Junction, VT 05452 or via email to dfisher@essex.org.

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Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier continuing care retirement community, is adding members to our team of Dining Room Wait Staff. Wait Staff help to create a fine dining experience for our residents in a restaurant style environment that rivals most area restaurants. This is a perfect opportunity for students with the time and drive to begin their working experience, or for professionals who wish supplement their current career endeavors.

Experience as a server is preferred but not required. We will train applicants who demonstrate strong customer service skills and a desire to work with an active population of seniors.

Looking for a change? Wake Robin offers a flexible schedule to match your goals. If interested, please email hr@wakerobin.com or fax your resume with cover letter to: HR, (802) 264-5146.

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Harwood Union High School in South Duxbury, Vermont, is looking to fill a Full Time food service worker position.

Candidates must possess strong Baking and Cooking skills. Must be very dependable, driven and a self-motivated individual. Duties include general kitchen work, Food Preparation, Serving Students, Cleaning, Cashiering and other duties as needed.

This is a full time position with excellent benefits and summers off. The Food Service Department at Harwood is committed to being a leader in serving high quality, nutritious meals. We partner with local farmers and producers of Vermont foods and are committed to cooking and baking from scratch. Harwood Union Food Service Department’s Mission Statement: “Our mission is to provide Harwood Union students with the knowledge, skills and environment to make food choices that support healthy bodies, healthy minds and a healthy planet. We encourage students’ and community members’ involvement to help create and foster this environment.”

Position Open until filled.

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For questions related to your application, please contact the Department of Human Resources, Recruitment Services, at 855-828-6700 (voice) or 800-253-0191 (TTY/Relay Service). The State of Vermont offers an excellent total compensation package & is an EOE.

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FALLS GENERAL STORE, a natural foods cafe and market is seeking a line cook and front of house staff.

Valet Drivers wanted for hospital in Burlington. Part time or full time, mornings, afternoons, or evenings.

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Providing innovative mental health and educational services to Vermont’s children and families.

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$10.75 per hour to start plus performance bonuses and some paid sick leave.

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IT Support Specialist Concept2, the market leading manufacturer of indoor rowing machines, composite racing oars, and indoor ski ergometers, seeks an IT professional for our Morrisville headquarters. If you’ve worked in a one or two person IT department such as ours, you are likely to be familiar with the necessary duties, responsibilities, and skills.

FT, PT, Awake Overnight & Residential Counselors Hospital Diversion Program, Shelburne House

Counselors provide supervision & support to youth, as well as provide a sense of safety and security. The ideal candidate would have a bachelor’s degree in a related field, superior interpersonal skills, and experience working with adolescents struggling with emotional/behavioral difficulties. Please visit our website nfivermont.org/nafinfi/careers.aspx for more information.

You will join an established 2-person team in a variety of desktop computer and network server systems administration and support tasks for a staff of 65 in Morrisville and 25 in our four European subsidiaries. The work involves analyzing, installing, documenting, testing, maintaining, troubleshooting and supporting computer hardware, operating systems, software applications, peripherals, and network equipment.

This is a fantastic opportunity to learn and grow with the company.

FT Family Engagement Specialist St. Albans

Concept2 has an informal office setting, flexible work schedule and excellent compensation and benefits, including fully paid medical, dental, and vision premiums for employees and their families. See full job posting: concept2. com/jobs. Submit resume and cover letter to Lewis Franco, Human Resources Director preferably by email to lewisf@concept2.com.

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CBS is committed to empowering youth by providing familybased treatment through innovative, diverse & community integrated methods. Responsibilities include working individually with children & adolescents with mental health 10:52 AM challenges both in the community & in their homes. The opportunity to bring personal interests/hobbies to share with youth is encouraged. Ideal candidates must have a bachelor’s degree, be able to work afternoon & evening hours, have a valid driver’s license, & reliable transportation. Please send a cover letter & resume to brandiecarlson@nafi.com.

Coordinators work directly with children & families involved with DCF who experience multi-system issues, including substance abuse, domestic violence, & mental health challenges. Responsibilities include coordinating and facilitating large meetings, teaming with community service providers, creating treatment plans through collaboration with DCF, & parent education. We are looking for candidates with strong communication & documentation skills who work well in a team setting. Experience with Family Time Coaching, Family Safety Planning & Family Group Conferencing preferred. Bachelor’s degree and/or two years’ experience in related field required. Please submit cover letter & resume to tessisimmons@nafi.com.

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Executive Director at Old Spokes Home & Bike Recycle Vermont

The ideal candidate will have: • several years of leadership experience with staff supervision responsibilities; • experience managing retail and/or service and/ or educational programs in an enterprise with a strong social mission or a not-forprofit organization; • familiarity with bikes and the bicycle industry.

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House Director Burlington Dismas House seeking FT Office Manager/ Asst. House Director. Seeking dynamic, detail oriented person to manage office and support residential community. $15-$17/hr., full benefits, health care and paid time off.

Send letter of interest and resume to kim@dismasofvermont.org with “Asst. House Director” in the subject line.

No phone calls please.

Howard Center

IS HIRING a Director for its newly integrated crisis program, First Call for Chittenden County. (Until the launch of the

new program, all Howard Center crisis numbers remain the same.)

Clara Martin Center

We are a local non-profit community mental health center providing a variety of mental “I look forward to the enhanced crisis health and substance abuse services that to ourOrange integrated team services County will provide to the community.” and the Upper Valley

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Production Manager We're looking for a motivated, reliable and organized Production Manager to join our growing team in Bristol, VT. The Production Manager will oversee the day-to-day operations of our 10,000 square foot woodshop.

Requirements include production planning, sourcing, inventory management, quality control, team management, and goal setting. Requirements include college degree, proficiency with technology, 3-5+ years’ management experience, and a positive attitude.

Competitive salary and benefits.

Full-Time Woodworkers Looking to further your expertise and craft? Look no further. Now hiring experienced woodworkers/craftsmen/craftswomen to join our Bristol, VT family. Responsibilities include experience in a woodworking environment or direct education in furniture design REGISTER and manufacturing. Competitive Wages and benefits.NOW

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Howard Center is proud to be an equal opportunity employer. We REQUEST FOR welcome qualified applicants to apply for open positions without This toM.A. position (license preferred) works as a part of our regard color,level gender identity or expression, religion, age, nationPROPOSALS al origin, sexual orientation, or mental health. centralized access team, and interfaces with all other agency Rutland/Addison County Montpelier Academic Center programs to assist clients in linking to needed resources. Our EMPLOYEE The Community College of Vermont (CCV) is seeking a Access Clinicians are exposed to a wide range of non-profit clinical We are a local Untitled-33 1 8/8/16 HC_First-Call_080516_seven-days.indd 1 8/5/16 11:35 12:50 AM PM dynamic analytical thinker and problem solver to join ASSISTANCE community healthabuse center presentations and a variety of mental health andmental substance our Montpelier Team as Staff Accountant. providing a variety of mental issues. This position will be based out of our Wilder VT office with PROGRAM health and substance abuse We are looking for someone who enjoys the challenge some travel to our Bradford office required.

Innovative Employee services to Orange County Assistance Program, Invest of working with multiple platforms and systems and the Upper Valley Case Managers: Our Case managers provide assistance in EAP seeks dynamic individual while being involved in a variety of accounting in the Rutland area to support Locations in Randolph, obtaining treatment, employment, independent living, appropriate operations including accounts payable, payroll, workers in resolving housing, Bradford, Chelsea and Wilder behavior in the school/community environment to chronically People Helping People transportation, personal accounts receivable, grants and sponsored projects, mentally ill adults, severely emotionally disturbed children and finances, childcare, and other and general ledger. The ability to understand, define, Access Clinician: The primary of this position is assist personal issues. Work requires adolescents, and adolescents withfocus substance abuse problems.

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Knowledge of community managed team. The ideal candidate will have a history candidates in providing individual, group, couples resources is important. The scheduling interested and conducting clinical assessments, designing and/or family treatment services to several individuals withLevel a drug and/ of working in the business office or finance area in desired candidate will also MA Clinicians: have Master Clinician treatment plans, We andcurrently conducting therapy, supportive counseling, have business presentation or alcohol related addiction.

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This Clinician provides outpatient psychotherapy, services asof Randolph indicated. and Bradford, who may have legal issues service skills, fluent with current based out experience in accounting, and possess excellent written supportive counseling, case consultation, case management, and technology including Microsoft in addition to addiction issues.

We provide works individual and group This M.A. level position (license preferred) as a part of our Office and the ability to present and verbal communication skills. assessment services on an outpatient basis in the office & supervision to all clinical staff well as offering training toagency information about the EAP centralized andas interfaces with all other community. access Duties team, include conducting clinical assessments, TO VIEW THE FULL POSTING AND APPLY: Please to varied audiences - in an qualified candidates and opportunities for continuing education. programs clients in linking resources.

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Thisand position be based out Previous ofcircumstances our Wilder VT office with Background in counseling, social wide variety of individuals and preferred. http://ccv.edu/learn-about-ccv/employment/. with person recovery fromoffice substance abuse is preferable. LICSW work or related field desired. some travel in todiagnostic, our Bradford required.

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Case Managers: Our Case Send yourmanagers resume toprovide assistance in obtaining treatment, employment, living, appropriate Rachel Yeager, HR Coordinatorindependent • ryeager@claramartin.org behavior in the school/community environment Clara Martin Center • PO Box G • Randolph,to VTchronically 05060 mentally ill adults, severely emotionally disturbed children and Find other open positions at www.claramartin.org adolescents, and adolescents with substance abuse problems. We are currently seeking Case Managers for our Transitional Age

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Assessment Administrators Seeking motivated individuals to proctor assessment sessions with 4th and 8th grade students in schools for the National Assessment of Educational Progress. Must be available to work January 30 - March 10, 2017. Paid training, paid time and mileage reimbursement for local driving, and weekly paychecks.

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Duties include: menu our clients to produce planning, accurate payrolls utilizing various import methods including data entry, maintaining PayData is adding a position of Assistant Tax Manager to our Team. and keeping a Excel worksheets, and time clock abilityonto performinventory multiple This isn’t a public accounting position, butimports. rather oneThe that focuses clean/sanitary kitchen. tasks efficiently and manage ongoing projects is Team necessary. Attention to payroll taxes, tax returns and W2s. The individual joining our detail mustisbeaa must. self-starter who isn’t afraid to roll up their sleeves and work Send resume/letter side by side with our staff members. They must be analytical, detailed

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Patience, compassion, creativity, sense of humor, and knowledge of young children are essential for success. Must provide a physically and emotionally safe classroom environment for children. Teachers will support emergent curriculum incorporating inquiry and observation to spark young children’s imagination, interests, and understanding of the world around them.

Excellent verbal and written communication skills are strongly desired.

A commitment to growth as a leader in the field of early childhood education is necessary and practiced through coaching and ongoing leadership training. A willingness to play hard, work hard, and appreciate the joy of children and their magic is essential.

Our center offers a unique learning environment that includes spacious classrooms, a large natural playground, regular enrichment activities including dance and music, hikes on nature trails, and a large indoor gross motor space. We offer competitive wages, generous paid time off, paid holidays, a $2000 benefits stipend, and a continuing education credit. Experience in Early Education is preferred. Compensation will be based on experience and education.

A resume and 3 written letters of reference may be submitted, via email to aschildcare@myfairpoint.net or by mail to Ascension Childcare 2386 Shelburne Road, Shelburne, VT 05482 attention Tom Shotwell.

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oriented, must love have dogs and above all, be aexperience positive individual who as customer Candidates must prior payroll as well service tridelta341@gmail.com sees the glass half full. This position will work closely with our staff experience and possess strong communication and organizational skills. members to ensure that our client’s payroll taxes are paid timely and Candidates should also have troubleshooting accurately. The Candidate must keepproven current on changing Federal, skills and be able to adapt new changing technology.

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The Arbors at Shelburne has an immediate opening for a full-time evening nurse with

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Recreation and Parks Manager City of Winooski seeks a Recreation and Parks Manager to provide leadership and coordination of recreational programming as well as recreational facilities for the City of Winooski. This position is responsible for ensuring a high-quality, year-round slate of recreational programs that is both responsive to community interests and needs, and also serves a broad spectrum of Winooski’s diverse residents and visitors. Bachelor’s degree in Recreation or related field and minimum of three years related professional experience, or an equivalent combination of experience and education. Experience creating and promoting recreational programs preferred.

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We offer competitive salary with outstanding shift differentials. A competitive benefit package with tuition reimbursement and bonus opportunities in a team focused workplace.

Please submit a cover letter and resume via e-mail to: bdavidson@ benchmarkquality. com or stop in for an on-the-spot interview.

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Employment opportunities at Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Vermont Looking for a rewarding career? Take a look at these opportunities and consider joining Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Vermont, a primary component of Vermont’s health care system for more than 30 years. We provide thousands of Vermonters with health benefits and services. We are an independent, local, not-for-profit Vermont company, governed and managed locally, and our sole focus is Vermont.

Assistant General Counsel The landscape of health care is changing rapidly, and you can play a major part in it. We are seeking an attorney to join our Legal Services team as Assistant General Counsel. Responsibilities include researching and analyzing complex legal issues, drafting and negotiating contracts and other documents, litigation management and providing general legal advice and assistance. Qualified candidates will have a J.D. from an accredited law school and membership in the Vermont Bar; two - five years of experience practicing law in a law firm, corporate legal department or government agency. Experience in one or more of the following areas is preferred: health insurance, health care, HIPAA, Medicare, information technology contracting, corporate and financial transactions, compliance and employment law.

Staff Accountant This entry level position in our accounting department is a great way to start off your accounting career. The staff accountant is responsible for all accounts payable and related accounts payable activities as well as the monthly financial close process, including preparation of journal entries and account reconciliations, loading of journal entries into the general ledger system, and closing of general ledger and accounts payable accounting modules. Qualified candidates will have knowledge of journal entry preparation and account reconciliation, as well as strong organizational and interpersonal communication skills. BS in Accounting or Finance is required along with one to three years of professional accounting experience.

Proficient use of personal computers and software, especially Microsoft Excel, is also recommended.

Customer Service Representative (4) We are once again hiring for our award-winning customer service department. If you are patient, compassionate, bright and like to help people, we want to talk to you. Our customer service representatives work in our state-of-the-art call center assisting members with their everyday health care needs. Representatives are expected to demonstrate the ability to learn quickly and demonstrate strong computer skills and attention to detail. Hours are 9:30 – 6:00 (8:00 – 4:30 while training), and compensation starts at $14/hour, with opportunities to increase after 12 months.

At Blue Cross and Blue Shield of Vermont, we know that our employees are our most valuable resource. That’s why we offer each employee more than just a competitive salary and benefits package.

We offer an award-winning health & wellness program, on-site professional development classes and lots of opportunities for advancement all in a friendly and positive work environment.

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featured burrata: a lush, cream-filled ball of mozzarella that oozed onto baby lettuce, croutons and tomatoes.

The other salad was a pile of arugula in that perfect state where it’s tender and sharp without having an overwhelming bite. The greens were mellowed by buttermilk dressing and the salty fattiness of thinly sliced prosciutto; they arrived scattered with pieces of marinated plum.

Our next course was two versions of “stuff on toast.” As with the salads, we tried a vegetarian offering — red and yellow tomatoes, hunks of perfectly ripe avocado, basil leaves and herb-flecked radish slices, plus a slather of aioli — and a second one made with animal protein.

In this case, smoked trout. Like the veggie version, the trout toast featured radishes and aioli (this version with dill swirled in), but it came on rye bread capped with tiny whole pickled mushrooms and capers. Both dishes were perfectly seasoned, fresh and delightful enough to order again — and I hardly ever order anything twice.

An ex once lovingly called me a potato slut, and it’s true that I couldn’t get enough of the gloriously crisp fingerlings tossed in Old Bay, with their salty, celery-kissed, barely spicy punch. I ate with my fingers, licking the residual spices off them between bites. After my exuberant spud lust, the grilled-cheese sandwich turned out to be overkill, but the gooey sharp cheddar, with its accompaniment of strawberry-rosemary jam, made great leftovers.

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Of the three desserts we tried, I loved one: a mason jar filled with lemon curd topped with bing cherries and crispy oats. Light, fruity and tangy, it was everything I want in a sweet treat.

The s’more, made with fluff and hazelnut-chocolate spread (think Nutella) on homemade graham crackers, was a bit too sweet for my taste.

At the same time, the flaxseed crackers lacked the distinctive honeyed “graham” flavor. They actually tasted — gulp — healthy. The homemade “Hoodsie” cup was fine, but I found it nothing special. Those were two minimal blips in an otherwise completely charming experience.

After we paid, we wandered inside to try our hands at shuffleboard. A cross between its outdoor namesake and air hockey, this version of the game involves sliding metal pucks down a long table into scoring zones without overshooting. As we played, full as I was, I kept thinking about the pickled-plum salad, and those bites of potato.

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LIFE DRAWING: Pencils fly as a model inspires artists to create. Bring personal materials. ° e Front, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10. Info, 839-5349.

YOUNG WRITERS & STORYTELLERS: Kindergartners through fifth graders practice crafting narratives. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

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KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: Crafters convene for creative fun. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

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DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: Beginners are welcome at a groove session inspired by infectious beats. Swan Dojo, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m. $15.

Info, 540-8300.

ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE CLASS: Val Medve leads beginners in the social dances popular in the time of Jane Austen. Richmond Free Library, 7-9 p.m. $3-5. Info, 899-2378.

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HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: Ride in style while learning fun facts about the Queen City in themed tours exploring history, brew culture and even haunted houses. See trolleytoursvt.com for details. 1 College St. trolley stop, Burlington, 10 a.m., noon, & 2 & 6 p.m. $8-18; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 497-0091.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: Giddyap! Visitors explore the working dairy farm via this time-tested method of equine transportation. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. $4-14; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

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ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: Vermont’s largest agricultural fair hosts horse shows, tractor pulls, kiddie rides and live entertainment.

Addison County Fairgrounds, New Haven. $5-12; $15-40 for season pass; free for kids 5 and under; $15-20 for ride bracelets. Info, 545-2557.

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‘WOMAN IN GOLD’: An elderly Jewish woman goes on a journey to find family possessions stolen by Nazis during World War II in this 2015 flick. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m.

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COMMUNITY SUPPER: A scrumptious spread connects friends and neighbors. Bring a dessert to share. ° e Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 5-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: A diversified bazaar celebrates all things local — think produce, breads, pastries, cheeses, wines, syrups, jewelry, crafts and beauty products. Depot Park, Rutland, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 342-4727.

VERMONT STATEHOUSE BUY LOCAL MARKET: Consumers purchase farm-fresh fare and connect with local producers at a celebration of regional bounty. Vermont Statehouse, Montpelier, 10 a.m.2 p.m. Free. Info, 828-2430.

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BRIDGE CLUB: Strategic players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

TEEN & ADULT DUNGEONS & DRAGONS NIGHT: Quick thinkers 14 and up rely on invented personas to face challenges and defeat enemies.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 5:30-7:45 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

health & fitness

EPIC MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Guided practice and group conversation with Yushin Sola cultivate well-being. Railyard Apothecary, Burlington, 7:30-8:30 p.m. $14. Info, 299-9531.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: Attendees absorb Buddhist principles and practices. Wellspring Mental Health and Wellness Center, Hardwick, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 472-6694.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Participants get pumped for summer activities with a fun, varied outdoor training session. Rain location: Middlebury Municipal Gym. Private residence, Middlebury, 7-8 a.m. $12. Info, 343-7160.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: Give your brain a break at a midweek “om” session followed by tea and conversation. Milarepa Center, Barnet, 7-8 p.m. Donations.

Info, milarepa@milarepacenter.org.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: Greet the sun with a grounding and energizing class for all levels. ° e Wellness Collective, Burlington, 10-11 a.m. $10.

Info, 540-0186.

NIA WITH LINDA: Eclectic music and movements drawn from healing, martial and dance arts propel an animated barefoot workout. South End Studio, Burlington, 8:30-9:30 a.m. $14; free for first-timers. Info, 372-1721.

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Most fermented things are delicious: sauerkraut, yogurt, beer.

Sandor Katz has dedicated himself to promoting the benefits of the bacteria that make them. His books Wild Fermentation and The Art of Fermentation contributed to a revival of interest in the ancient practice. For the past two weeks, he’s been sharing his knowledge with students at Sterling College.

If you were late to class or not in it, Katz is holding a book launch for the second edition of Wild Fermentation on Friday. Meet the author, pick up a copy, and try your hand at kimchi and kefir in the comfort of your own home.

SANDOR KATZ Friday, August 12, 7 p.m., at Simpson Hall, Sterling College, in Craftsbury Common. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 164. sterlingcollege.edu

MON.15-WED.17 | AGRICULTURE Surveying the Land It used to be said that Vermont had more cows than people. It’s no longer on the list of nine states that fit that description. And yet the number of agricultural and animal operations around the Green Mountain State is on the rise. Most of us can only see the results of their labor at the grocery store or farmers market. But starting on

Monday, farms all over Vermont are opening to the public, allowing herds of interested individuals a taste of the ag life. Check out the roster of participating pastoral professionals at diginvt.com.

OPEN FARM WEEK Monday, August 15, through Wednesday, August 17, at various Vermont locations. See website for additional dates. Prices vary. Info, 434-2000. diginvt.com

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urlington-based Mellow Yellow may not be a big-name band at home, but, as Dan Bolles discovered in March when he sailed with the group, they’re a hit at sea.

The psychedelic tribute outfit plays every year on cruise ships and has developed quite a following in the process. Their gigs back in the Green Mountain State are few and far between, but not to be missed if you’re into tie-dye and peaceful protest.

Head down to Castleton on Tuesday for masterful renditions of hits by Simon & Garfunkel, the Beatles, Janis Joplin and other classic favorites.

CASTLETON SUMMER CONCERTS: MELLOW YELLOW Tuesday, August 16, 7 p.m., at Castleton University. Free. Info, 4686039. castleton.edu

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WED.10-WED.17 | WORDS Historically, the roster has included the likes of Eudora Welty, Katherine Anne Porter and Sinclair Lewis. This year, T. Geronimo Johnson (pictured), Natasha Tretheway, James Longenbach and others add their names to the list. Aspiring writers and literati, take note: They’re giving free lectures and readings all week.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE Wednesday, August 10, through Wednesday, August 17, at Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference in Ripton. See website for additional dates. Free. Info, 443-5286. middlebury.edu

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FINAL SUMMER READING PARTY: The No Strings Marionette Company performs for kids who have completed their reading records for the Brownell Library. Albert D. Lawton Intermediate School, Essex Junction, 2-3:15 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 878-6955.

KIDS’ DUNGEONS & DRAGONS NIGHT: Experienced and novice players ages 9 through 13 take on challenges to defeat enemies in this pen-and-paper role-playing game. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:45 p.m. Free.

Info, 264-5660.

MINI CONCERT: CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: The group excerpts its e ening performance of classical compositions. Elley-Long Music Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-639-3443.

SCIENCE LOVES ART: Young ’uns of all ages explore transdisciplinary activities such as bubbles, prisms, watercolors and more. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. & 12:30 & 2 p.m. $10.50-13.50; free for kids 2 and under.

Info, 864-1848.

SUMMER SCIENCE: GEARS: Mechanical-minded kiddos create cardboard automata to animate a 3D picture. Fairfax Community Library, 3-4 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

TEDDY BEAR SLEEPOVER: Teens write notes for kids who have dropped off their stuffed animals for an overnight stay. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

TODDLER TIME: Puzzles, puppets, stories and art supplies entertain tots ages 4 and under. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 748-8291.

WEDNESDAY WACKTIVITY: LIBRARY OLYMPICS: A decathlon for ages 5 and up keeps little athletes running, jumping and balancing for 90 minutes. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

language

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Students build a foundation in reading, speaking and writing. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m.

Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Learn the basics of the Eastern Slavic tongue.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-6:45 p.m. Free.

Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Fine-tune your ability to dialogue in a nonnative language. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:45-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, reference@ burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Pupils improve their speaking and grammar mastery.

Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: Participants take communication to the next level. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:308 p.m. Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

outdoors

MOTH NIGHT: Entomologists are dazzled by a dizzying array of species during a sunset search in celebration of National Moth Week. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 8:30-11 p.m. $5; free for members; preregister. Info, 229-6206.

seminars

SOCIAL MEDIA 101: Learn how to reach customers and drive repeat business. Waterbury Public Library, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 882-8191.

sports

BIKE BUM RACE SERIES: Mountain bikers of all ages, riding solo or in teams of up to fi e, tackle the Snowshed trails. An after-party with raffle prizes helps athletes cool down. Ki lington Resort, 2-5 p.m. $25-100; preregister. Info, 775-1928.

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: Beer hounds of legal age earn sips with an invigorating jog and high-impact game of hide-and-seek.

See burlingtonhash.com for details. Various Burlington locations, 6:30-9 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, bh3@burlingtonhash.com VERMONT WOMEN’S AMATEUR CHAMPIONSHIP: Female golfers take to the green. See vswga.org for details. Green Mountain National Golf Course, Killington, 8 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 773-4181.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: Ladies dribble up and down the court during an evening of friendly competition. See meetup.com for details.

Lyman C. Hunt Middle School, Burlington, 8-9:30 p.m. Free. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

theater

CIRCUS SMIRKUS BIG TOP TOUR: Hold on to your seats! Acrobatic adventures abound when performers rise to new heights in “Up, Hup and Away: the Invention of Flight.” Montpelier High School, 2 & 7 p.m. $13-21; free for kids under 2.

Info, 877-764-7587.

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WOMEN’S INTERNATIONAL LEAGUE FOR PEACE AND FREEDOM MEETING: Socially conscious ladies convene to discuss upcoming programs and community-related topics. Peace & Justice Center, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4929.

comedy

KAMIKAZE FIREFLIES: A COMEDY DANGER SMACK DOWN: The Los Angeles vaudevi le act spin metal cubes, juggle and stilt walk their way through a hysterical performance. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $20-45. Info, 760-4634.

community

COMMUNITY DISCUSSION: Residents chew the fat over the values of space and community growth. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, 12:301:30 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

dance

CONTEMPORARY DANCE CLASS: Instruction for individuals of varying ability levels is tailored to each mover’s unique style. North End Studio B, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $5; free for first-timers. Info, 863-6713.

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‘THE WAY OF THE WORLD’: The contempora y retelling of William Congreve’s masterpiece follows a kindhearted heiress who’s fallen under the spell of a no-good party boy. Dorset Theatre, 2 p.m. & 7:30 p.m. $18-49. Info, 867-2223.

BURLINGTON SUMMER EVENING BRIDAL SHOW: Wedding professionals offer brides a glimpse of the big day. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $6-7; preregister. Info, 459-2897.

FEAST & FIELD FARMERS MARKET: Locally grown produce and music by Haywire are on the menu at a weekly pastoral party. Fable Farm, Barnard, 4:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 999-3391.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.10.

TROPICAL FISH CLUB MONTHLY MEETING: Speakers ranging from local hobbyists to nationally known aquarium aficionados share their expertise. Essex Junction VFW Post, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 372-8716.

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‘DAUGHTER OF THE REGIMENT’: Opera North enacts the comedic story of the poor Swiss soldier CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: BRETT Tonio who falls in love with the foundling Marie.

HUGHES: The Burlington musician deli ers a Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $15-88. casual outdoor performance. Burlington City Hall Info, 603-448-0400.

Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

‘EVITA’: Opera North presents the hit score CONCERTS IN THE PARK: THE HINESBURG

by Andrew Lloyd Weber that tells the story COMMUNITY BAND: The group motivates musi of a B-movie actress and her rise to fortune. cally inclined movers while Mama Dog’s food Lebanon Opera House, N.H., 2 p.m. $15-88. Info, truck dishes out delectable fare. By the play603-448-0400. ground. Hinesburg Community School, 6:30 p.m.

‘PETE ’N’ KEELY’: The Saint Michaels’ Playhouse Cost of food. Info, 482-2894. performs the comical tale of a television news CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: World-class couple reunited for a TV special — with hysterimusicians explore classical compositions by cal results. McCarthy Arts Center Gallery, Saint Milhuad, Brahms and others. Elley-Long Music Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $35.50Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 44.50. Info, 654-2281.

7:30 p.m. $10-25; free for kids under 12. Info, ‘PLAYING WITH FIRE’ & ‘OVERRULED’: Living 800-639-3443.

Room Theatre produces the one-act FIDDLE JAM: Acoustic players catch comedies by August Strindberg up at a bow-and-string session. and George Bernard Shaw, Godnick Adult Center, Rutland, respectively. Historic 7:15-9:15 p.m. Donations.

Park-McCullough, North Info, 775-1182.

Bennington, 7:30 p.m.

MIDDLESEX CONCERT $30. Info, 442-5322.

SERIES: JON ‘RAGGEDY AND’: GAILMOR: The sing The fast-paced er-songwriter gets comedy folks jazzed up at spotlights a an outdoor pertrans woman formance. Martha selected to Pellerin & Andy read her poetry Shapiro Memorial for the 2017 Bandstand, presidential Middlesex, 6:30 inaugurap.m. Free. Info, tion. Valley 272-7578.

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RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: A stretching session for all ability levels builds physical and mental strength to support healing. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 861-3150.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: Resistance, intervals, power, plyometrics, endurance and diet define this high-intensi y physical-fitness program. No th End Studio B, Burlington, 6 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

WEDNESDAY NIGHT SOUND BATH: Draw in the good vibrations of gongs, bowls and didgeridoo — a relaxing sonic massage to get you through the week. The ellness Collective, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. $15. Info, 510-697-7790.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: Healthy bodies jump-start the day at a serene outdoor practice with lakeside views. Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 7-8 a.m. $15. Info, 864-9642.

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AUTHORS AT THE ALDRICH: JEFFREY AMESTOY: The former chief justice of the ermont Supreme Court reads from his book Slavish Shore: The Odyssey of Richard Henry Dana Jr. Aldrich Public Library, Barre, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: Prestigious writers give lectures and readings at the acclaimed series. See calendar spotlight.

Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton. Free. Info, 443-5286.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: WELCOME: Michael Collier opens the popular free lecture and reading series. Jane Hirshfield and iyun Li excerpt their work. Call to confirm. Little Theatre Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 8:15 p.m.

Free. Info, 443-5286.

NOT JUST FICTION BOOK CLUB: Bibliophiles dive into Siri Hustvedt’s new novel, The Blazing World.

Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

SAY, WHAT!?! STORIES OUT LOUD: Readers draw from a hat to tell a 10-minute story in front of an audience, without notes. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

UNITARIAN UNIVERSALIST BOOK CLUB: Lit lovers congregate to discuss their favorite work by Kate Morton. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 1:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 518-726-6499.

WRITING CIRCLE: Prompts lead into a 30-minute free write and sharing opportunities in a nonjudgmental atmosphere. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: See WED.10.

SUMMERVALE: Locavores fête farms and farmers at a weekly event centered on food, brews and kids’ activities, with music by Bow Tha er.

Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 660-0440.

film

CLASSIC MOVIES IN THE RED BARN: ‘THE CABINET OF DR. CALIGARI’: The silent German classic, one of the first horror films, is intr duced by screenwriter A. Jay Dubberly. Mary’s Restaurant at the Inn at Baldwin Creek, Bristol, 8-10 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2432.

‘AN INCONVENIENT TRUTH’: The documenta y follows Al Gore on the lecture circuit as he educates the public on the dangers of global warming. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570.

‘WILLY WONKA AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY’: Gene Wilder shines as the reclusive chocolatier in the 1971 adaptation of Roald Dahl’s charming novella. Spaulding Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

food & drink

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: Gourmands rewind to when farm-to-table was a reality rather than a luxury in a two-mile tour of the Queen City featuring snack stops at fi e restaurants. Awning behind ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 1 p.m. $48; preregister. Info, 863-5966.

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COCKTAIL PARTY: Themed libations please pal ates at a weekly sipping session complete with shuffleboard. Stonecutter Spirits, Middlebu y, noon-8 p.m. Cost of drinks; BYO food. Info, 388-3000.

games

CHITTENDEN COUNTY CHESS CLUB: Checkmate!

Strategic thinkers make calculated moves as they vie for their opponents’ king. Faith United Methodist Church, South Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 324-1143.

health & fitness

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: A 20-minute guided practice with Andrea O’Connor alleviates stress and tension. Tea and a discussion follow.

Winooski Senior Center, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 233-1161.

DE-STRESS YOGA: A relaxing and challenging class lets healthy bodies unplug and unwind.

Balance Yoga, Richmond, 7:15-8:30 p.m. $14. Info, 434-8401.

FORZA: THE SAMURAI SWORD WORKOUT: Students sculpt lean muscles and gain mental focus when using wooden replicas of the weapon.

North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

KARMA KLASS: DONATION-BASED YOGA FOR A CAUSE: Active bodies hit the mat to support local nonprofits. The ellness Collective, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Donations. Info, 540-0186.

MINDFULNESS MEDITATION: Seekers clear their minds and find inspiration and creativi y in a guided practice. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

kids

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

THE ART OF SPIRITUAL DREAMING: An open discussion hosted by Eckankar pushes open-minded seekers to examine their nighttime visions. Ilsley Public Library, Middlebury, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 800-772-9390.

FEELING THE HEAT? HERBS TO COOL US DOWN IN SUMMER: Ilana Sobo of Shakti Botanica helps folks beat the sweats with foraged botanicals.

Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $10-12; preregister.

Info, 224-7100.

sports

ARCHERY: Notch your bow, draw and let loose!

Pelkey Archery gives a hands-on lesson. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 4-5:45 p.m.

Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 878-4918.

BURLINGTON RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB: Mixedgender teams lace up for games of two-hand touch. You don’t need to be a pro to play, just bring cleats and a water bottle and learn a new sport. Fort Ethan Allen Athletic Fields, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, burlingtonrugbyevents@ gmail.com.

THE VERMONT CHALLENGE: Bikers pedal two-, three- or four-day rides along scenic routes throughout southern and central Vermont. See vtchallenge.com for details. Various locations statewide. $229-529. Info, info@vtchallenge.com.

theater

‘ANNIE GET YOUR GUN’: The Mirror Theate stages Irving Berlin’s classic musical comedy starring Tony Award-nominated performers Marla Shaffel and Kathryn Meisle. Theater on the Green, Greensboro, 2:30-5 p.m. $20. Info, 533-7487.

‘BOSTON MARRIAGE’: The close relationship between two women in 20th-century Boston is the focus of David Mamet’s play. Unadilla Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968 ‘EVITA’: See WED.10, 7:30 p.m.

‘HAY FEVER’: Noel Coward’s 1924 play delivers high-spirited British comedy. Festival Theatre, Marshfield, 7:30 p.m. $10-20. Info, 456-8968 ‘PETE ’N’ KEELY’: See WED.10.

‘PLAYING WITH FIRE’ & ‘OVERRULED’: See WED.10.

‘RAGGEDY AND’: See WED.10.

‘THE WAY OF THE WORLD’: See WED.10, 7:30 p.m.

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THE SILO PROJECT UNVEILING AND COMMUNITY CELEBRATION: The two ear public art project culminates with delicious dishes at a neighborly get-together. The Silos, Je fersonville, 5 p.m. Free.

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TREKONDEROGA: Fans of Star Trek geek out for special presentations, star appearances, and fire works. Trekonderoga, Ticonderoga, N.Y. $20-380.

Info, 212-1223.

crafts

MAGGIE’S ADULT FIBER FRIDAY: Veteran knitter Maggie Loftus facilitates an informal gathering of crafters. Main Reading Room, Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 6maggie2@myfairpoint.net.

dance

CONTRA DANCE: Shindy provide the tunes while Dave Eisenstadter calls the steps for movers in clean, soft-soled shoes. Shelburne Town Hall, beginners session, 7:45 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $9; free for kids under 9. Info, 371-9492.

ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: Jubilant motions with the Green Mountain Druid Order inspire divine connections. Auditorium, Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 505-8011.

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ANTIQUE & CLASSIC CAR MEET: Sweet ride! Auto enthusiasts hit the brakes for a display of more than 700 vintage vehicles, a giant flea market, and Saturday’s parade and evening street dance.

Nichols Field, Stowe, 7 a.m. $8-10; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 862-1733.

BLUEBIRD FAIRY CARD READINGS: Artist Emily Anderson offers interpretations of her inspirational cards, as well as personal decks for purchase. Arts Riot, Burlington, 5-9:30 p.m. $8.

Info, 238-4540.

GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: Local historian Thea Lewis treats pedestrians to tales of madmen, smugglers, pub spirits and, of course, ghosts. Democracy Sculpture, 199 Main St., Burlington, 8 p.m. $18; preregister; limited space.

Info, 863-5966.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.10.

ON THE WATER BOAT SHOW: A lakeside barbecue, search and rescue demonstration and Boston Whaler test drives make for satisfied sailors.

Ladd’s Landing Marina, Grand Isle, 6-8 p.m. $10.

Info, sherri@vermont.org.

UPPER VALLEY YOUNG LIBERALS PARTY: Relax and enjoy the summer night to laid-back music by the fire pit. Main Street Museum, White Ri er Junction, 9 p.m.-1 a.m. Donations. Info, 356-2776.

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BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: PATRICIA HAMPL: The memoirist di es into her lecture, “The A t of Solitude in an Age of Social Media.”

Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers Conference, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

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ARTURO O’FARRILL AND JAZZISMO: Grammy Award-winning pianist Arturo is joined by his two sons for a smooth performance of Afro-Cuban and Latin refrains. FlynnSpace, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $16-20. Info, 863-5966.

CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: World-class musicians explore classical compositions by Milhaud, Brahms and others. Hardwick Town House, 7:30 p.m. $10-25; free for kids under 12.

Info, 800-639-3443.

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BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READINGS: Alexander Chee, Solmaz Sharif, Jane Brox, Kate Daniels and Percival Everett read from their work.

Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers Conference, Ripton, 4:15 & 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

SONGWRITING WORKSHOP: Seth Cronin guides Burlington Writers Workshop musicians and singers in structuring original strains. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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AFTER HOURS PARTY: Teens in grades 6 and up who have volunteered throughout the summer celebrate. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956.

DROP-IN YOUTH GARDEN SESSION: Cultivators of all ages dig into educational programming at the leafy veggie plots. Northwest Rutland Community Garden, 3-5 p.m. Free. Info, 779-5550.

KIDS’ STORY HOUR WITH AUTHOR LIZ STARIN: The Brooklyn-based picture book writer and il lustrator of Splashdance rolls into town with her guitar. Flying Pig Books, Shelburne, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 985-3999.

LEGO CLUB: Brightly colored interlocking blocks inspire developing minds. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

MINI CONCERT: CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: The group excerpts its e ening performance of classical compositions. Fellowship Hall, Greensboro United Church of Christ, 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 800-639-3443.

PLAINFIELD PRESCHOOL STORY TIME: Tykes ages 2 through 5 discover the magic of literature.

Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 10:30-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, 454-8504.

SPANISH MUSIC WITH CONSTANCIA: Songs, books and rhymes familiarize kids up to age 5 with the romantic language. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

‘A YEAR WITH FROG AND TOAD’: Two best friends embark on a 12-month musical adventure.

Enosburg Opera House, Enosburg Falls, 7-8 p.m. $5-25. Info, 933-6171.

DAVE KELLER BAND: A book sale and barbecue precede an evening shindig in the gazebo. Old Schoolhouse Common, Marshfield, 6:30 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 426-3581.

ERIC TAYLOR: The Houston songwriter di es into a classic country set. ArtsRiot, Burlington, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 540-0406.

JORGE GARCIA HERRANZ CONCERT & TANGO: The pianist pe forms Spanish standards. A dance to DJ music by Queen City Tango follows. North Hero Community Hall, 8 p.m.-midnight. $20-25.

Info, 372-8889.

MAPLE TREE PLACE SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: ABRAXAS: The Santana tribute group helps listeners get in the groove at this outdoor event.

Maple Tree Place, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 879-9100.

MICHELE FAY BAND: The bluegrass group gets folksy during an outdoor concert. Fair Haven Village Green, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 388-6863.

NIR FELDER: The jazz guitarist from New ork performs a smooth set. Ballard Park, Westport, N.Y., 7:30-9 p.m. Free. Info, 518-962-8945.

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ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: See WED.10.

ALIVE & DEAD FEST: Bands play their favorite Grateful Dead tunes and original material.

Prospect Mountain Ski Area, Woodford, 11 a.m.-11 p.m. $20-200. Info, 753-7301.

STRANGEFOLK: GARDEN OF EDEN FESTIVAL: The Burlington band reunites for a weekend performance of perennially popular jams. Stateside Amphitheater, Jay Peak Resort, 6 p.m. $30-200. Info, 800-451-4449.

LUNCH TIME FLOW: A guided sequence gives yogis a midday boost. The E erything Space, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. $13. Info, hannasatt@ gmail.com.

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STAYING FIT THROUGH SUMMER: Participants use timed intervals and other tools to improve cardiovascular health while gaining strength, agility and balance. Charlotte Senior Center, 9:1510 a.m. $10. Info, 343-7160.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.10.

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ACORN CLUB STORY TIME: Little ones up to age 4 gather for read-aloud tales. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free. Info, 748-8291. food & ALL-AGES STORY drink TIME: Babies, todALMOST HOME dlers and preschoolMARKET & J.D.’S ers participate in PIT BBQ POP UP: finger plays and ac Slow-smoked barbetion rhymes. Brownell cue and deli favorites Library, Essex Junction, entice lakeside diners.

10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, Point Bay Marina, 878-6956.

Charlotte, 4-7 p.m. Cost of FR DUNGEONS & DRAGONS: I.1 food. Info, 453-5775.

2| Imaginative XP earners in FA IRS BELLOWS FALLS FARMERS & FE grades 6 and up exercise their E ST STIVA LS | ALIVE & DEAD F MARKET: Grass-fed beef meets problem-solving skills in battles and bicycle-powered smoothies at a foodie fair adventures. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, overflowing with eggies, cheeses, prepared 6-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6956. eats, kids’ activities and live music. Canal Street, SUMMER STORY TIME: Good listeners ages 3 Bellows Falls, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, bellowsfallsmarthrough 6 navigate narratives, then jump into ket@gmail.com. casual craft time. Burnham Memorial Library, BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: See Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, THU.11.

264-5660.

BURLINGTON TRUCK STOP: Mobile kitchens ‘A YEAR WITH FROG AND TOAD’: See THU.11. dish out mouthwatering fare and libations. An indoor artists’ market adds to the fun. ArtsRiot, music Burlington, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, CITY HALL PARK CONCERT SERIES: THE DIXIE 540-0406.

SIX: The Dixieland band deli er blues and New COCKTAIL PARTY: See THU.11.

Orleans marches in a casual outdoor setting.

DOWNTOWN RISING: Plattsburgh comes Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, alive with local food, music and art at the 865-7166. weekly market organized by Chazy Farm. Trinity ‘DAS SERAIL’: After a talk in English, students Park, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, from Middlebury College’s German School pres518-570-5016. ent a medley of popular music. Town Hall Theate , FIVE CORNERS FARMERS MARKET: Conscious Middlebury, talk, 7:45 p.m.; music, 8 p.m. $15. consumers shop local produce, premade treats Info, 382-9222. and crafts. Lincoln Place, Essex Junction, 3:30DOG DAYS OF SUMMER PARTY & AUCTION: 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@ The Detonators headline an outdoor e ent to gmail.com. support PAWSitive Pantry. Mt. Ellen Lodge, FOODWAYS FRIDAYS: Cooks use heirloom herbs Sugarbush Resort, Warren, 7-11 p.m. $20-25. Info, and veggies to revive historic recipes in the 617-851-5029. farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, FULL CIRCLE: Irish melodies from the quintet Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $4entrance the audience. Grace Episcopal Church, 14; free for kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

Sheldon, 7 p.m. Donations. Info, 326-4603.

FRIDAY NIGHT SUSHI & BRING YOUR OWN MARLBORO MUSIC FESTIVAL: Artists at the VINYL: Gourmands roll in for a night of rice and college share their collaborative efforts with the riffs. Stowe Street Café, Waterbury, 6-9 p.m. $8public. Marlboro College, 8 p.m. $5-37.50; prereg20. Info, 882-8229. ister; limited space. Info, 215-569-4690.

RICHMOND FARMERS MARKET: An open-air POINT COUNTERPOINT: Staff from the Lake marketplace connects cultivators and fresh-food Dunmore music school deliver a program of clasbrowsers. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 sical repertoire. Salisbury Congregational Church, p.m. Free. Info, 343-9778.

7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 382-9222.

SUMMER CARILLON CONCERT SERIES: The games melody of bells rings out across campus in a perBOOKLOVERS’ BINGO: Bibliophiles test their formance by George Matthew Jr. Mead Memorial prowess. Cutler Memorial Library, Plainfield, 6-8 Chapel, Middlebury College, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 454-8504.

443-3168.

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10, 9:15 a.m.

WINE DOWN FRIDAYS: LC JAZZ: Winning sounds from the Vergennes band tickle the ears at an health & fitness outdoor concert. Food by Almost Home Market LAUGHTER YOGA: Breathe, clap, chant and whets the appetite. Lincoln Peak Vineyard, New giggle! Both new and experienced participants Haven, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 388-7368. reduce stress with this playful practice. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 300.

outdoors

PERSEID METEOR SHOWER NIGHT: Stargazers crane their necks and look through telescopes to catch a glimpse of falling space debris.

Hubbardton Battlefield State Historic Site, 8-11:45 p.m. Donations. Info, 273-2282.

seminars

LCATV CHILD PRODUCERS WORKSHOP: Lights, camera, action! Eight- and 9-year-olds learn to use video equipment to turn out a game-showstyle segment. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 2-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

sports

BUBBLE BALL SOCCER: Sportsmen and -women raise money for Lund by getting into inflat able balls to play short games. See lundvt.org for details. Ross Sports Center, Saint Michael’s College, Colchester, 1-5 p.m. $500 per team. Info, 448-3617.

CHARITY GOLF TOURNAMENT: Players tee off to raise funds for Freezing Fun for Families. Country Club of Vermont, Waterbury Center, 9 a.m. $150250. Info, 279-3632.

FRIDAY NIGHT 420 RACING: Hoist the jib! Crews of two unwind from the week with a low-key race.

Community Sailing Center, Burlington, 4:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-2499.

KICKBALL TOURNAMENT: Teams battle it out to raise funds for Camp Ta-Kum-Ta. Oakledge Park, Burlington, 3:30 p.m. $125 per team of 10-20 players; $5 for spectators. Info, clara@vermont.org.

THE VERMONT CHALLENGE: See THU.11.

theater

‘BOSTON MARRIAGE’: See THU.11.

‘CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG’: Lost Nation Theater students present a musical interpreta tion of the film inspired y the Ian Fleming novel.

Montpelier City Hall Auditorium, 7-9 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 229-0492.

CIRCUS SMIRKUS BIG TOP TOUR: Hold on to your seats! Acrobatic adventures abound when performers rise to new heights in “Up, Hup and Away: the Invention of Flight.” Circus Smirkus Barn, Greensboro, 7-9 p.m. $13-21; free for kids under 2.

Info, 877-764-7587.

‘HAY FEVER’: See THU.11.

‘IT’S ONLY A PLAY’: The workings of Broadway business come to light in the production by St. Johnsbury Players. St. Johnsbury School, 7:309:30 p.m. $7-10. Info, 535-0841.

‘ORPHEUS AND EURIDICE’: The ermont Opera Project stages a retelling of the ancient myth.

A pre-performance talk by composer Ricky Ian Gordon enlightens audiences. Vermont Marble Museum, Proctor, 7 p.m. $45. Info, 775-0570.

‘PETE ’N’ KEELY’: See WED.10.

‘PLAYING WITH FIRE’ & ‘OVERRULED’: See WED.10.

‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’: See WED.10.

‘THE WAY OF THE WORLD’: See WED.10, 7:30 p.m.

words

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READINGS: Michael Ruhlman, Wendy S. Walters, Sasha West, A. Van Jordan and David Shields read from their work. Call to confirm. Little Theatre. Bread Loa Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 4:15 & 8:15 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-5286.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: THOMAS MALLON: The n velist and critic delivers his lecture, “(This ear’s) Politics & the Novel.” Call to confirm. Little Theatre. Bread Loaf Writers Conference, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

FRIDAY MORNING WORKSHOP: Lit lovers use MFA-style critique methods to analyze a novelin-progress by a Burlington Writers Workshop member. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

JANE AUSTEN TALK: THE ROYAL NAVY: Enthusiasts get an inside look at why the author includes so many references to the waterborne military division in Persuasion. Governor’s House in Hyde Park, 8 p.m. $14; preregister. Info, 888-6888.

SANDOR KATZ: The self-taught fermentation artist from rural Tennessee launches the second edition of his acclaimed Wild Fermentation. See calendar spotlight. Simpson Hall, Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 586-7711, ext. 164.

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agriculture

BRANCH OUT BURLINGTON: Lend a hand to arboreal friends. Breakfast goodies are provided. No dogs allowed. University of Vermont Horticulture Research Center, South Burlington, 9-11 a.m. Free.

Info, 656-5440 or 862-8245.

bazaars

BCA SUMMER ARTIST MARKET: Juried artisans offer contemporary crafts and fine a t, weather permitting. Burlington City Hall Park, 9 a.m.-2:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7166.

KIDSAFE COMMUNITY YARD SALE: One-hundredtwenty-fi e tables offer bargains on household items, clothing, books, collectibles and more at the 13th annual marketplace. Robert E. Miller Expo Centre, Champlain Valley Expo, Essex Junction, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. $1. Info, 863-9626.

YARD & BAKE SALE: Treasures large and small find new homes. ermont Zen Center, Shelburne, 9 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 310-4074.

community

ALICE IN WONDERLAND PARTY: A mad tea party, flamingo croquet and wacky cra ts entertain kids of all ages. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 1 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 985-5124.

MEMORY CAFE: TALENT SHOWCASE: An ice cream social and sing-alongs help people with memory loss disorders and their caretakers connect. Bring your favorite CDs and instruments.

Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 223-2518.

NULHEGAN HERITAGE GATHERING: The Nulhegan tribe invites the public to celebrate Abenaki heritage with traditional games, arts, drumming and dancing. Mount Norris Scout Reservation, Eden Mills, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 804-943-6197.

conferences

TREKONDEROGA: See FRI.12.

dance

CONTRA DANCE: Adina Gordon calls the steps while folks in clean, soft-soled shoes groove to rollicking rhythms by Blind Squirrel. Bring a dish for a potluck. East Thetford Pavilion, walkthrough, 7:45 p.m.; dance, 8 p.m. $6-10. Info, uppervalleydmc@gmail.com.

‘ELSINORE OR BUST’: Lincoln Center’s Jean Taylor returns to the barn with a mischievous company.

Phantom Theate , Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 496-5997.

MONTPELIER CONTRA EXCHANGE: After a regular dance called by Dave Eisenstadter, Val Medve leads English steps. Frost and Fire provide music.

Capital City Grange, Berlin, contra, 8-10:45 p.m.; English, 10:45-11:30 p.m. $6-12. Info, contraexchange@gmail.com.

SECOND SATURDAY SWING DANCE: Quick-footed participants get into the groove with DJ-spun songs. Bring clean shoes with nonmarking soles.

Champlain Club, Burlington, beginner lesson, 8 p.m.; dance, 8.30 p.m. $5. Info, 864-8382.

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ANTIQUE & CLASSIC CAR MEET: See FRI.12.

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ASTROLOGY RESEARCH CENTER: Gain insight into your birth chart. Railyard Apothecary and Yoga Studio, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. $10; preregister.

Info, silvia.s.fermin@gmail.com.

FIREWALK: A magical rite of passage across hot coals in a sober environment brings dreamers together. Dreamland, Worcester, 4-10 p.m. $60.

Info, 505-8010.

GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: See FRI.12.

GHOST WALK: SHADOWS OF THE PAST: Early risers familiarize themselves with the Burlington of yesteryear in a guided tour by local historian Thea Lewis. op of Church St., Burlington, 9 a.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.10.

INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Brainstorming leads to forming activity groups for hobbies such as flying stunt kites and playing music. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 658-0030.

JANE AUSTEN TEA WITH ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCING: Find out why Jane never took afternoon tea and learn traditional steps with Val Medve. Period dress encouraged. Governor’s House in Hyde Park, 2:30-5 p.m. $20; preregister.

Info, 888-6888.

RESUME WRITING: Lara Bessette leads an informative workshop. Fairfax Community Library, 10-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 849-2420.

ROCK, RATTLE & DRUM POW WOW: An intertribal gathering celebrates Native American culture with art, song and dance. Vermont Veterans’ Home, Bennington, 10 a.m.-6 p.m. $1-8.

Info, 753-6835.

WINGS OVER VERMONT AIR SHOW: Flying vessels zoom and dip through the skies. Various waterfront locations, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m.

Free. Info, 863-1648.

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film

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NORTHERN VERMONT SCRABBLE CLUB: Wordsmiths use lettered tiles to spell out winning combinations. Panera Bread, Barre, 1-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 524-1801.

health & fitness

KUNDALINI YOGA FOR DEEP SLEEP: Learn techniques for restful sleep with teacher Mansukh Kaur. Railyard Apothecary and Yoga Studio, Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. $20. Info, 318-6050.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.10, 8-9 a.m.

kids

LITTLE ART, BIG FUN: Tina and Todd Logan lead a hands-on art-tastic activity for kiddos in conjunction with the “Big Art, Bold Vision” exhibit. Berlin Mall, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 272-5956.

MEET THE AUTHOR: KARA LAREAU: The writer behind The Infamous Ratsos engages young readers. Flying Pig Books, Shelburne, 11 a.m. Free.

Info, 985-3999.

SATURDAY DROP-IN STORY TIME: A weekly selection of songs and narratives engages all ages.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 264-5660.

STORYTIME SATURDAY: ‘BLUEBERRIES FOR SAL’: Kids enjoy a reading, then hop into a berrythemed activity. Phoenix Books, Burlington, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 861-9753.

SUMMER READING FINALE: Budding bibliophiles from the Swanton and Highgate Public Library celebrate pages turned with funky games and messy art. Swanton Village Park, 10 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 868-3970.

‘A YEAR WITH FROG AND TOAD’: See THU.11, 2-3 & 7-8 p.m.

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FAMILY MOVIE NIGHT: Families set out lawn chairs and blankets for a kid-friendly film a ter noshing on berries, treats and food. Fisher Brothers Farm, Shelburne, 6-9 p.m. Cost of food.

Info, 735-0005.

MONTPELIER FESTIVAL OF THE KILLER BS: Viewers settle in for a screening of Return From Gilligan’s Island and the pilot episode of Rescue the Beverly Hillbillies. Parking lot, Onion River Sports, Montpelier, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, rsheir@ gmail.com.

OPERA HD: ‘BALLET RUSSES’: Ballet de l’Opéra de Paris performs Serge Diaghilev’s groundbreaking composition in this screening. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort, 7 p.m. $16-60. Info, 760-4634.

‘OUR LAST TANGO’: A sexy documentary follows Argentina’s most famous dancers through their 50-year partnership. Loew Auditorium, Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7 p.m. $5-8. Info, 603-646-2422.

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ADDISON COUNTY FAIR & FIELD DAYS: See WED.10.

ALIVE & DEAD FEST: See FRI.12, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

AUGUST WEST FESTIVAL: Fans celebrate the music of the Grateful Dead and the Jay Peak area community with tie-dying, live music and food vendors. The Green, Ja , noon-6 p.m. Free. Info, 327-2596.

JAY SUMMER FEST: Festivalgoers hop between a tag sale, silent auction, art show, crafts, music and a cow plop fundraiser. Downtown Jay, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Free. Info, 343-5687.

STRANGEFOLK: GARDEN OF EDEN FESTIVAL: See FRI.12.

BARBECUE: A spread of pork, grilled chicken, salads and desserts benefits the Communi y Fund.

A silent auction completes the evening. Warren United Church of Christ, 5 p.m. $5-15; takeout available. Info, 496-2713.

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOUR: See THU.11.

BURLINGTON FARMERS MARKET: More than 90 stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 310-5172.

CAPITAL CITY FARMERS MARKET: Meats and cheeses join farm-fresh produce, baked goods, and locally made arts and crafts. 60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 793-8347.

CHAMPLAIN ORCHARDS CIDERFEST: Local bands entertain at the final Farmusic Series e ent while food trucks dish out farm-fresh fare. See champlainorchardscidery.com for details. Champlain Orchards, Shoreham, 3-8 p.m. $5; free for kids.

Info, 897-2777.

CHOCOLATE TASTING: With the help of a tasting guide, chocoholics of all ages discover the fla or profiles of four di ferent confections. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

COCKTAIL PARTY: See THU.11.

HAM, BAKED BEANS & SALAD SUPPER: A buffet-style meal keeps tummies full. Vergennes United Methodist Church, 5-6:30 p.m. $5-9. Info, 877-3150.

VERMONT NANOBREWERY FESTIVAL: Meet brewers from small-scale operations while enjoying bluegrass and food truck fare. Brocklebank Craft Brewing, Tunbridge, 12-6 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 685-4838.

TRUCK STOP WINOOSKI: Merrymakers eat, drink and jam to live music at a dog- and family-friendly gathering of mobile food purveyors. Winooski Falls Way, 5-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-0406.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.10, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

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INTERNATIONAL BALLOON FESTIVAL OF SAINTJEAN-SUR-RICHELIEU: Augmented reality experiences, a food truck zone, three musical stages and skies full of colorful airships are a few of the highlights of the week long event. See ballooncanada.com for details. International Balloon Festival of St-Jean-sur-Richelieu, Québec. $13.7493.69. Info, 450-346-6000.

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music

BENEFIT CONCERT: Music from Kat Wright and the Indomitable Soul Band and Gang of Thie es enliven the launch of the Stefan Pierson Foundation. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 4:30 p.m. $20-25. Info, 372-4807.

COOLER IN THE MOUNTAINS CONCERT SERIES: Greg West performs Ultimate Aldean, a tribute to country singer Jason Aldean. Snowshed Lodge, Killington Resort, 3:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 422-6201.

‘DAS SERAIL’: See FRI.12, 7:45 p.m.

GUITAR OPEN MIC: Instrumentalists test their talents onstage. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4:30-5:45 p.m. Free. Info, 658-5792.

THE MACHINE: The Pink Fl yd tribute band performs alongside a light and multimedia show on an outdoor stage. Stratton Mountain Resort, 8:30-11 p.m. $20-25. Info, 297-4000.

MARLBORO MUSIC FESTIVAL: See FRI.12.

THE “O” SHOW: Hours of music from local and regional artists honor the legacy of educator Brooke “Mr. O” Ostrander. The Abbey Casino/Pavilion, Sheldon, 5 p.m. $15-75. Info, 617-827-5856.

PHIL HENRY ACOUSTIC TRIO: The singe -songwriter and accompanying musicians perform during a live recording session. Brandon Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. $6-8. Info, 247-5420.

SUMMER EVENINGS WITH VERMONT TREASURES: Flat-picking virtuoso Tim McKenzie treats concertgoers to an al fresco listening experience. Old Meeting House, East Fairfield, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, 827-3275.

THEY MIGHT BE GYPSIES: Refrains inspired by Django Reinhardt and other gypsy jazz masters have diners stomping and swaying. Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $20; $40 includes dinner package; preregister; BYOB. Info, 247-4295.

VILLAGE HARMONY TEEN ENSEMBLE: See WED.10, Barnet Village Church, pizza supper, 6 p.m.; music, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 633-3043.

outdoors

BIRD MONITORING WALK: Learn bird-song basics and fine tune field mark identification on a tro through the great outdoors. Green Mountain Audubon Center, Huntington, 7-9 a.m. Donations.

Info, 434-3068.

CROSSBOW DEMO DAY: Try out different styles of crossbows from different manufacturers.

Whistling Arrow Archery Club, East Montpelier, 10 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 479-9151.

seminars

VCAM’S DIGITAL EDITING CERTIFICATION: Adobe Premiere users get familiar with the most recent version of the editing software. Prerequisite of VCAM Access Orientation or equivalent, or instructor’s permission. VCAM Studio, Burlington, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 651-9692.

sports

5K & FUN RUN: Athletes of all ages raise money for the Pittsford Recreation Department and the Adaptive Martial Arts Association. See adaptivemartialarts.org for details. Various Pittsford locations, 9 a.m. $5-30. Info, contact@adaptivemartialarts.org.

HARPOON POINT TO POINT: Cyclists pedal 2025-, 50- or 100-mile routes to hot showers, live music, beers and barbecue fare at the brewery.

Proceeds benefit the ermont Foodbank. See harpoonpointtopoint.com for details. Harpoon Brewery, Windsor, 7 a.m.-midnight. $80-95. Info, 617-574-9551, ext. 546.

HERITAGE FAMILY CREDIT UNION ‘MEMBER NIGHT’: Racers whip around the asphalt track in souped-up vehicles. Devil’s Bowl Speedway, West Haven, 7 p.m. $10-12; free for kids 12 and under.

Info, 265-3112.

POLO GAME: Riders take to the field to sup port the University of Vermont Cancer Center.

Sugarbush Polo Field, Shelburne, 1-5 p.m. $5. Info, 781-690-2229.

THE VERMONT CHALLENGE: See THU.11.

WIFFLE FEST: WIFFLE BALL TOURNAMENT FUNDRAISER: Players of all ages step up to the plate. A potluck lunch feeds the fun. Rock Point School, Burlington, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. $40. Info, 863-1104.

talks

STORIES OF THE MOUNT RECENT RESEARCH: A panel of researchers shares discoveries about the site’s history. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 2-3:30 p.m. $5; free for kids under 15. Info, 948-2000.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: JAMES LONGENBACH: The poet explores the form in his lecture “Image, Figure, Sound: The Poetic Medium.” Call to confirm. Little Theatre. Brea Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READINGS: Garth Greenwell, Matthew Olzmann, Hasanthika Sirisena, Laila Lalami and Alan Shapiro excerpt their writings. Call to confirm. Little Theatre Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 4:15 & 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

MARYLEN GRIGAS: The poet introduces her new collection, Shift. Rock Point School, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9569.

SUN.14 bazaars

KIDSAFE COMMUNITY YARD SALE: See SAT.13, 10 a.m.-noon.

community

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS WITH THE CENTER FOR MINDFUL LEARNING: Peaceful people gather for guided meditation and interactive discussions. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5-7 p.m. $10.

Info, assistant@ centerformindfullearning.org.

NULHEGAN HERITAGE GATHERING: See SAT.13.

theater

‘ANNIE GET YOUR GUN’: See THU.11.

‘BOSTON MARRIAGE’: See THU.11.

‘CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG’: See FRI.12, 2-4 & 7-9 p.m. conferences CIRCUS SMIRKUS BIG TOP TOUR: See FRI.12, 1-5 & 6-9 TREKONDEROGA: See SA p.m.

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T.1 3| COMMUNITY REHEARSAL FOR MU SIC dance | TH ‘WHATFORWARD CIRCUS’: Interested EY M IGHT BE GYPSIES actors and musicians are invited to practice ‘ELSINORE OR BUST’: See SAT.13, 4 for the ongoing production. Circus Field. Bread p.m. and Puppet Theate , Glover, 2 p.m. Free. Info, ‘FARM TO BALLET’: Artistry meets agriculture as 525-3031. dancers reinterpret classical pieces. Bring your ‘EVITA’: See WED.10, 7:30 p.m. own seating. A farm-fresh dinner whets the appetite. Shelburne Farms, 6:30 p.m. $16.50. Info, ‘HAY FEVER’: See THU.11.

863-5966.

‘IT’S ONLY A PLAY’: See FRI.12.

NEW YORK THEATRE WORKSHOP: ‘DIRTY CRUSTY’: Settle in for a show by Clare Barron about bodies, sex and hygiene — and an attempt to reclaim long-lost dreams. Warner Bentley Theate , Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 7:30 p.m. $5-13. Info, 603-646-2422.

NEW YORK THEATRE WORKSHOP: ‘FREQUENTLY UNANSWERED QUESTIONS’: An autobiographical, comical script written and performed by Daphne Rubin-Vega comes alive under the direction of Aaron Mark. Warner Bentley Theate , Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., 4 p.m. $5-13. Info, 603-646-2422.

‘ORPHEUS AND EURIDICE’: See FRI.12.

‘PETE ’N’ KEELY’: See WED.10, 2 & 8 p.m.

‘PLAYING WITH FIRE’ & ‘OVERRULED’: See WED.10.

THE RESCIGNOS WITH ADAM PODD: Twin brothers Paul and Robbie stage a musical comedy show with old-school vaudeville flai . Haskell Free Library & Opera House, Derby Line, 7:30 p.m. $1315. Info, 748-2600.

‘TO KILL A MOCKINGBIRD’: See WED.10, 2 p.m.

‘THE WAY OF THE WORLD’: See WED.10.

words

BOOK SALE: Scoop up stories on the cheap.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost of books. Info, 223-3338.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

etc.

ANTIQUE & CLASSIC CAR MEET: See FRI.12.

GHOST WALK: SHADOWS OF THE PAST: See SAT.13.

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.10.

ROCK, RATTLE & DRUM POW WOW: See SAT.13.

WINGS OVER VERMONT AIR SHOW: See SAT.13.

fairs & festivals

ALIVE & DEAD FEST: See FRI.12, 11 a.m.-11 p.m.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE TASTING: See SAT.13.

KNIFE SHARPENING & CUBAN SANDWICHES: Dull blades, be gone! Jim Cunningham of JRC Knife Sharpening whets cutting tools while customers dig into fresh-pressed sammies. Chef Contos Kitchen & Store, Shelburne, 11 a.m.-2 p.m. $4-5 per knife; $15 for a sandwich. Info, 497-3942.

PIE & ICE CREAM SOCIAL: Sweets lovers indulge in peach, apple and berry slices of summer’s sweetest treat, served à la mode. Proceeds benefit the museum. Roke y Museum, Ferrisburgh, 1-4 p.m. Cost of food. Info, 877-3406.

WINOOSKI FARMERS MARKET: Area growers and bakers offer ethnic fare, assorted harvests and agricultural products against a backdrop of live music. Winooski Falls Way, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free.

Info, info@downtownwinooski.org.

health & fitness

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.10.

NIA WITH SUZY: Drawing from martial, dance and healing arts, sensory-based movements push participants to their full potential. South End Studio, Burlington, 9-10 a.m. $14. Info, 522-3691.

YOGA ON CHURCH STREET: More than 500 yogis bring their own mat for a guided class with Heidi Block and Bill O’Connor. Top block, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 9-10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 863-1648.

kids

KIDS UNDER THE CANOPY: Rain or shine, kids ages 3 and up dive into mosaic, tissue and felt crafts on the covered sidewalk. The Co lection, Waitsfield, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 495-6055 SUNDAYS FOR FLEDGLINGS: From feathers and flying to a t and zoology, junior birders ages 5 through 9 develop research and observation skills. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, 2-3 p.m. Regular admission, $3.50-7; free for members; preregister. Info, 434-2167.

language

BASIC & INTERMEDIATE SPANISH GROUP: Students roll their Rs while practicing en español.

New Moon Café, Burlington, 2:45-4 p.m. $15. Info, maigomez1@hotmail.com.

lgbtq

LGBTQ FIBER ARTS GROUP: A knitting, crocheting and weaving session welcomes all ages, gender identities, sexual orientations and skill levels.

Pride Center of Vermont, Burlington, noon-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 860-7812.

montréal

INTERNATIONAL BALLOON FESTIVAL OF SAINTJEAN-SUR-RICHELIEU: See SAT.13.

PIKNIC ÉLECTRONIK: DJ sets and beat-driven music propel a dance party of epic proportions.

See piknicelectronik.com for details. Parc JeanDrapeau, Montréal, 7 p.m. $13.50-15; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 514-904-1247.

music

BURLINGTON CONCERT BAND: Gather the family and lay out the blankets to hear a performance of Broadway hits, marches and concert favorites.

Battery Park, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, wharw32487@aol.com.

CLASSICOPIA CONCERT: The chamber music en semble performs in an intimate space. ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery, South Pomfret, 4-6 p.m. $20. Info, 457-3500.

JESSE FOREST, KAORU AZUMA & ANTHONY SANTOR: Expect heartwarming standards and jazz classics. The Old Meeting House, East Montpelier, 3-4:30 p.m. $10. Info, 249-0404.

MARLBORO MUSIC FESTIVAL: See FRI.12, 2:30 p.m.

UKELELE MELEE: Fingers fly at a group lesson on the four-stringed Hawaiian instrument. Fletcher Room. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 4-6 p.m.

Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

VILLAGE HARMONY TEEN ENSEMBLE: See WED.10, Grange Hall, Bridgewater, 7:30 p.m. $5-15.

Info, 672-1797.

sports

ADVENTURE RIDE: Cyclists embark on a 20-mile mystery ride over varying terrain. Bring snacks and call for details. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

LIBERTY STREET DISCOUNT BEVERAGE & DELI NIGHT: Racers whip around the dirt track in rip-roaring vehicles. Devil’s Bowl Speedway, West Haven, 6 p.m. $10-12; free for kids 12 and under.

Info, 265-3112.

ULTIMATE FRISBEE PICKUP: Athletes bust out their discs for a casual game. Bring cleats and white and dark shirts. Calahan Park, Burlington, 4-6 p.m. Free. Info, gmdaboard@gmail.com.

LIST YOUR EVENT FOR FREE AT SEVENDAYSVT.COM/POSTEVENT THE VERMONT CHALLENGE: See THU.11.

WOMEN’S PICKUP SOCCER: Swift females of varying skill levels break a sweat while making runs for the goal. For ages 18 and up. Rain location: Robert Miller Community & Recreation Center. Soccer fields, Leddy Park, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; $3 for rain location. Info, carmengeorgevt@gmail.com.

talks

DAVID E. SANGER: The New York Times national security correspondent gives his talk, “A Raucous Election. A World Afire.” eston Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $35. Info, 824-5288.

HISTORIC CLOCKS & WATCHES: Members of the Green Mountain Timekeepers society tickle fancies with a discussion of antiquated pieces.

Bring your old clocks and watches to learn more.

Chimney Point State Historic Site, Vergennes, 1-4 p.m. $5. Info, 759-2412.

theater

‘CHITTY CHITTY BANG BANG’: See FRI.12, 11 a.m.-1 p.m. & 2-4 p.m.

‘IT’S ONLY A PLAY’: See FRI.12, 2-4 p.m.

‘SINNERS’: The Mirror Theater enacts the pa sionate love story between a teacher and her ex-student that results in a death by stoning.

Hardwick Town House, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 533-7487.

‘WHATFORWARD CIRCUS’ & ‘ONWARD PAGEANT’: Primitive puppets and their players unravel the passions and politics of our capitalist culture, proposing out-there solutions to difficult prob lems. Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

words

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crafts

LEARN TO CROCHET: Get hooked on a new craft.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

dance

health & fitness

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.10.

NIA WITH SUZY: See SUN.14, 7 p.m.

OPEN FARM WEEK: YOGA AT THE FARM: Krissy Ruddy and Sarah Diedrick lead an outdoor flow centered on sense of place. A tour of Half Pint Farm follows. Bring your own mat. Intervale Center, Burlington, 4-6:30 p.m. $15-20; preregister. Info, 861-9753.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.10, North End Studio A, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. $10. Info, 578-9243.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.10.

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FIRST-TIME KINDERGARTNERS: Kids and parents gear up for the school year at a meet-and-greet complete with stories, activities and an open discussion. Each new student gets a free book.

Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 10:3011:30 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

KINDERGARTEN KICKOFF & LIBRARY OPEN HOUSE: Listen to stories, meet new friends and get a library card. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 878-4918.

LEGO CLUB: Burgeoning builders create colorful constructions. Highgate Public Library, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 868-3970.

MOONLIT CAMPFIRE: ANIMAL DEFENSES: Kids circle up around the fire for activities, s’mores and a visit with raptors. Shelburne Farms, 6:30-8 p.m. $5-6; preregister. Info, 985-8686.

PRESCHOOL MUSIC: See THU.11, 11 a.m.

STORY TIME & CRAFTS WITH CAITLIN: Engaging narratives complement seasonally themed creative projects. Pierson Library, Shelburne, 10:30-11 a.m. Free. Info, 955-5124.

SUMMER GARDENING PROGRAM: Young gardeners take up their trowels and tend to the beds, then cook with the fruits of their labor. Highgate Public Library, 9-11 a.m. Free. Info, 868-3970.

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music

CASPIAN MONDAY MUSIC: A quartet performs classical pieces on violin, viola, oboe and violoncello. Caledonia Grange, East Hardwick, 8 p.m. $10-18. Info, 617-282-8605.

VILLAGE HARMONY TEEN ENSEMBLE: See WED.10, First Congregational Church, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $5-15. Info, 426-3210.

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language

ADVANCED-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Language learners perfect their pronunciation with guest speakers. Private residence, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $20. Info, 324-1757.

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SALSA MONDAYS: Dancers learn the techniques and patterns of the salsa, merengue, bachata and cha-cha. Fundamentals, 7 p.m.; intermediate, 8 p.m. North End Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $12. Info, 227-2572.

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10, 7 p.m.

LUNEAUS BASKETBALL FAMILY: Dribble, juggle and spin: Ballers talk about working hard, enjoying life and setting goals. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 3-4 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 264-5660.

SEVEN DAYS

HANDS IN THE DIRT: Seniors work side by side with preschoolers in the garden while stories and snacks keep spirits high. Transportation and interpretation available; call for details. Archibald Neighborhood Garden, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 864-7528.

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: Pastoral operations across the state throw open their doors to the public. See diginvt.com for details. See calendar spotlight. Various Vermont locations.

Prices vary. Info, 434-2000.

games

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agriculture

HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: See WED.10.

SOCIAL GATHERING: Those who are deaf or hard of hearing or want to learn American Sign Language get together to break down communication barriers. The No th Branch Café, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 595-4001.

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BOOK SIGNING: ‘SO WHAT ARE THE GUYS DOING?’: Writer David Figura questions what men are doing during middle age and how it affects their happiness and relationships. Barnes & Noble, South Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: LYNN FREED: The author gi es her lecture, “Doing No Harm: Some Thoughts on Reading & Writing in the Age of Umbrage.” Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READINGS: Ted Genoways, T. Geronimo Johnson, Safiya Sinclair, Carl Phillips and Joanna Scott read from their respective works. Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 4:15 & 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

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SOCIAL MEDIA 101: Learn how to reach customers and drive repeat business. Capstone Community Action, Barre, 9:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, 882-8191.

sports

BTV MTB RIDE: Mountain bikers of all levels maneuver over local trails. Old Spokes Home, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 863-4475.

talks

MICHAEL LANGE: The Champlain Co lege professor taps into his talk “The Many Meanings of Maple.” Monkton Fire Station, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 482-2277.

PARMA JEWETT: The master cra tsman talks about early art forms in “Retrospective of Early American Decoration: 18th and 19th Century.” Red Brick Meeting House, Westford, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 879-4028.

THREE NIGHTS OF STIMULATING CONVERSATION: Literati get together for a series of discussions on Hamlet, Troilus and Cressida and Richard III with Michael Barnhart of Raw Shakespeare Company. Norman Williams Public Library, Woodstock, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 457-2295.

theater

MONDAYS AT THE IMPROV: Emerging entertainers express themselves through theater games and acting techniques for onstage and off. The Wellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 999-7373.

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words

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: JANE HIRSHFIELD: The poet ropes in listeners with her lecture, “Pocketable Breviaries.” Call to confirm.

Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READINGS: Poet Jennifer Grotz and memoirist Patricia Hampl share snippets of their writings with listeners.

Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers Conference, Ripton, 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

THE MONDAY NIGHT POETRY WORKSHOP: Wordsmiths analyze creative works-in-progress penned by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space.

Info, 383-8104.

SCIFI PLUS BOOK CLUB: Readers dive into Max Barry’s Lexicon. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

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agriculture

MUSIC WHILE YOU PICK: Scrounge for yummy blueberries while being serenaded by live players.

Picnickers are welcome. Weather permitting.

Owl’s Head Blueberry Farm, Richmond, 5-8 p.m. $12. Info, 434-3387.

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: See MON.15.

art

COLORING CLUB: Adults and high school students relax by shading inside the lines. BYO coloring books and implements. Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 7482600, ext. 108.

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business

RENTAL INCOME SEMINAR: Those seeking fina cial freedom and security get wise to the ways of real estate investment. Preferred Properties, South Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 318-7654.

community

GENTLE DROP-IN YOGA: Yogis hit the mat for a hatha class led by Betty Molnar. Burnham COLORING FOR GROWN-UPS: Memorial Library, Colchester, 4:30-5:30 Adults test their hands at the p.m. Free. Info, 264-5660. newest stress-relieving KICKBOXING CLASS WITH craze. Pierson Library, BELINDA: Athletes embrace Shelburne, 2 p.m. Free. their inner badass by buildInfo, 985-5124. ing endurance, strength FEAST TOGETHER OR and flexibili y in a class FEAST TO GO: See propelled by fun music.

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North End Studio B, TUESDAY Burlington, 6-7 p.m.

VOLUNTEER $15. Info, bestirredfit NIGHTS: Helping ness@gmail.com. hands pitch in MEN’S YOGA: Gents around the shop stretch and strengthen by organizing parts, their limbs and learn moving bikes and how the practice can tackling other projects. calm the nervous system.

Children under 12 must Balance Yoga, Richmond, SA be accompanied by an 7:15-8:15 p.m. $14. Info, T.1 3 adult. Bike Recycle Vermont, |E 434-8401.

TC .|R Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, W OCK WO , RAT T ZUMBA WITH ALLISON: Conditioning LE & D RU M PO W 264-9687. is disguised as a party at this rhythm-driven workout session. Swan Dojo, Burlington, 7-8 p.m. crafts $10. Info, 227-7221.

NEEDLE FELTING MINIATURE LANDSCAPES: Creatives learn how to turn dyed fleece into colo kids ful views. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, DROP-IN YOUTH GARDEN SESSION: See THU.11.

2-3:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, 264-5660.

FAIRIES IN THE LIBRARY: Themed stories, games and snacks entertain whimsical kiddos. Fairfax dance Community Library, 10-11:30 a.m. Free; preregisBEGINNER WEST COAST SWING & FUSION ter. Info, 849-2420.

DANCING: Pupils get schooled in the fundaLEGO CHALLENGE: Burgeoning builders mentals of partner dance. North End Studio B, tackle construction tasks with colorful blocks.

Burlington, 8-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlingtonwesSt. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 3 p.m. Free. Info, tie@gmail.com.

748-8291.

INTERMEDIATE & ADVANCED WEST COAST PRESCHOOL MUSIC: Melody makers ages 3 SWING: Fun-loving folks learn the smooth, sexy through 5 sing and dance the morning away. stylings of modern swing dance. North End Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 11:30 Studio A, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $11-16. Info, burlinga.m.-noon. Free. Info, 264-5660. tonwestie@gmail.com.

READ TO WILLY WONKA THE CHOCOLATE SWING DANCE: Sweet Megg & the Wayfarers LAB: Kiddos cozy up for story time with the provide tunes fit for stepping, swaying and spin library’s furry friend. Burnham Memorial Library, ning out. Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-11 p.m.

Colchester, 3:30-4 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, $5-15. Info, 864-8382.

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STORY TIME: Little ones perk up their ears for environment narratives while engaging their hands with WALKING CONVERSATION ON CLIMATE CHANGE: crafts. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, Outdoor amblers converse about climate change 10:30 a.m. Free. Info, 878-4918. issues. Various New York locations, 7 a.m. Free.

SUMMER GARDENING PROGRAM: See MON.15.

Info, mmd.slp@charter.net.

TEEN TINKER TUESDAY: SILHOUETTE ART: Teens etc. grades 6 through 12 make shadowbox masterpieces out of paper, glue and scissors. Burnham HISTORICAL TROLLEY TOURS OF BURLINGTON: Memorial Library, Colchester, 4-5 p.m. Free. Info, See WED.10.

264-5660. film TIME-TRAVEL TUESDAYS: Families experience a blast from the past with 19th-century chores ‘DAZED AND CONFUSED’: Rambunctious high and games in the restored 1890 Farm House. schoolers get crazy on the last day of classes in Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 this 1993 film. Paramount Theatre, Rutland, 7:3 p.m. Regular admission, $4-14; free for kids 3 and p.m. Free. Info, 775-0570. under. Info, 457-2355.

KNIGHTS OF THE MYSTIC MOVIE CLUB: Cinema TODDLER STORY TIME: Good listeners up to 3 hounds view campy features at this ode to years old have fun with music, rhymes, snacks offbeat productions. Main Street Museum, White and captivating tales. Burnham Memorial Library, River Junction, 8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 356-2776.

Colchester, 10:30-11 a.m. Free; preregister. Info, ‘THE LONG, LONG TRAILER’: Lucille Ball and 264-5660.

Desi Arnaz of “I Love Lucy” fame star as an upwardly mobile couple on a disastrous road trip. language Catamount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 1:30 & 7 BEGINNER-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: Basic comp.m. Free. Info, 748-2600. munication skills are on the agenda at a guided lesson. Private residence, Burlington, 6 p.m. $20. games Info, 324-1757.

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10, 7 p.m.

ITALIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Parla Italiano?

GAMING CLUB: Quick thinkers ages 10 and up Language learners engage with a fluent speaker break out tabletop and card games. Fairfax in an informal training. Jericho Town Library, 6-7 Community Library, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 849-2420. p.m. Free. Info, 899-4686.

‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native health & fitness speakers are welcome to pipe up at an unstrucBRANDON FITNESS BOOT CAMP: Hop to it! Get fit tured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, with strength, endurance, agility and coordinaBurlington, 4:30-6 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0195. tion exercises. Otter Valley North Campus Gym, PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: FrenchBrandon, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $12. Info, 343-7160. language folks engage in dialogue en français.

DE-STRESS YOGA: See THU.11, 5:45-7 p.m.

Burlington Bay Market & Café, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 363-2431.

montréal

INTERNATIONAL BALLOON FESTIVAL OF SAINTJEAN-SUR-RICHELIEU: See SAT.13.

music

CASTLETON SUMMER CONCERTS: MELLOW YELLOW: The ps chedelic band pays tribute to the spirit of the ’60s and ’70s with an outdoor concert. See calendar spotlight. Castleton University, 7-9 p.m. Free. Info, 468-6039.

MILTON COMMUNITY BAND END OF THE SUMMER CONCERT: A seasonal finale sees fami lies spread out on lawn chairs and blankets to enjoy an outdoor serenade. Bombardier Recreation Park, Milton, 7-8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 893-1398.

OPEN JAM SESSION: Musicians follow the flow and explore sound together. The ellness Co-op, Burlington, 3-4 p.m. Free. Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 303.

SACRED HARP SING: Vocalists warm up, then launch into early-American a cappella songs in a relaxed, harmonic evening. Listeners are welcome. Paper-Mâché Cathedral, Bread and Puppet Farm, Glover, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 525-3031.

VILLAGE HARMONY TEEN ENSEMBLE: See WED.10, Christ Church, Montpelier, 7:30 p.m. $515. Info, 426-3210.

seminars

CAMERA 101: Learn to use the Canon XA10 with professional microphones. RETN & VCAM Media Factory, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-7980.

EAST MEETS WEST: WESTERN & EASTERN HERBAL MEDICINES FOR PMS, ENDOMETRIOSIS & MENOPAUSE: Olga Mardach-Duclerc helps participants explore how menstrual health can be an indicator for general health. Vermont Center for Integrative Herbalism, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. $10-12. Info, 224-7100.

ELEMENTAL QUEENSHIP: TAROT ROYALTY: Participants illuminate their paths to power and sovereignty. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Coop, Montpelier, 6:30-7:30 p.m. $8-12; preregister. Info, 223-8000, ext. 202.

sports

BURLINGTON RUGBY FOOTBALL CLUB: See THU.11.

theater

MEET THE ARTISTS BROWN BAG LUNCH PRESENTATIONS: Bring your lunch and hear brief talks from writers and directors of the upcoming New York Theatre orkshop presentations.

Warner Bentley Theate , Hopkins Center for the Arts, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N.H., noon.

Free. Info, 603-646-2422.

words

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: DAVID SHIELDS: The author speaks to perennial pupils with his lecture, “When You Worship Your Teacher, You Remain a Student: A Self-Incriminating Parable.” Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Brea Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READINGS: Rickey Laurentiis, Matthew Neill Null, Danzy Senna, James Longenbach and Laura van den Berg deliver bits of their respective writings. Call to confirm. Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers Conference, Ripton, 4:15 & 8:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

CREATIVE NONFICTION WORKSHOP: Folks give feedback on essays, poetry and journalism written by Burlington Writers Workshop members.

110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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INFINITE SUMMER: INTERROGATIONS: READERS AND VILLAINS: Ambitious intellectuals discuss pages 729-808 of David Foster Wallace’s Infinite Jest. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:30 p.m.

Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space.

Info, 383-8104.

KERYN NIGHTINGALE: Actors perform excerpts from the early chapters of the Warren author’s novel, Moon Threads. Phantom Theate , Edgcomb Barn, Warren, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 496-5997.

SEARCH FOR MEANING ADULT DISCUSSION GROUP: Avid readers reflect on selected texts.

Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m. Free. Info, 518-561-6920.

WINE & STORY OPEN MIC: Prompts trigger first-person narrati es told to a live audience.

Shelburne Vineyard, 7:30 p.m. $5. Info, 863-1754.

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agriculture

VERMONT OPEN FARM WEEK: See MON.15.

art

LIFE DRAWING: See WED.10.

community

CURRENT EVENTS CONVERSATION: Newsworthy subjects take the spotlight in this informal and open discussion. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 11 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 878-4918.

crafts

kids

MINI CONCERT: CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See WED.10.

PAJAMA STORY TIME: Tykes cuddle up in PJs for captivating tales, cookies and milk. Burnham Memorial Library, Colchester, 6:30-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 264-5660.

SCIENCE LOVES ART: See WED.10.

SUMMER GARDENING PROGRAM: See MON.15, 9-11 a.m.

TODDLER TIME: See WED.10.

BEGINNER ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.10.

BEGINNER RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.10.

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-7:30 p.m.

Free. Info, reference@burlingtonvt.gov.

INTERMEDIATE RUSSIAN CONVERSATION GROUP: See WED.10.

INTERMEDIATE-LEVEL SPANISH CLASS: See WED.10.

INTERMEDIATE/ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASS: See WED.10.

music

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.10.

health & fitness

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CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See WED.10.

LIMBO LOUNGE: World-beat music at the Vermont Farmers Market raises funds for the “We Are One Rutland” book project. Depot Park, Rutland, 4-5:30 p.m. Donations. Info, headlim@ aol.com.

MIDDLESEX CONCERT SERIES: APRIL CASPARI: The singer gets folks jazzed up at an outdoor performance. Martha Pellerin & Andy Shapiro Memorial Bandstand, Middlesex, 6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 272-7578.

seminars

A COURSE IN MIRACLES: A monthly workshop based on Helen Schucman’s 1975 text delves into the wisdom found at the core of the world’s major religions. Unitarian Universalist Fellowship of Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-645-1930.

sports

BIKE BUM RACE SERIES: See WED.10.

BURLINGTON HASH HOUSE HARRIERS: See WED.10.

WOMEN’S PICKUP BASKETBALL: See WED.10.

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BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE: See WED.10.

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BREAD LOAF WRITERS’ CONFERENCE READING: Katy Didden, Kaitlyn Greenidge and Luis Alberto Urrea excerpt their writings. Call to confirm.

Little Theatre, Bread Loaf Writers’ Conference, Ripton, 4:15 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5286.

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FOOT-CARE CLINIC: Nurses from Franklin County Home Health Agency help patients care for their tootsies. Call for details. Various Franklin County locations. $20; preregister. Info, 527-7531.

INSIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.10.

MIDDLEBURY FITNESS BOOT CAMP: See WED.10.

MINDFUL WORKWEEKS: WEDNESDAY NIGHT MEDITATION: See WED.10.

MORNING FLOW YOGA: See WED.10.

NIA WITH LINDA: See WED.10.

RECOVERY COMMUNITY YOGA: See WED.10.

R.I.P.P.E.D.: See WED.10.

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ST. AMBROSE LAWN PARTY & CHICKEN BARBECUE: Meat and fixi ’s complement a white elephant table, baked goods, a pie contest and magic show. Bristol Town Green, 5 p.m. $10-12 for food. Info, 453-2488.

SUN TO CHEESE TOUR: Go behind-the-scenes, nibble on samples, find out how milk becomes fabulous fromage, and walk away with your very own brick of cheddar. Shelburne Farms, 1:45-3:45 p.m. $18; preregister. Info, 985-8686.

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WEDNESDAY NIGHT SOUND BATH: See WED.10.

YOGA ON THE DOCK: See WED.10.

KNITTERS & NEEDLEWORKERS: See WED.10.

DROP-IN HIP-HOP DANCE: See WED.10.

ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE CLASS: See WED.10.

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YOUTH CAMPS: Enrollment is still open for Burlington City Arts Camps for ages 3 to 18!

Join us this summer in our paint, photography, digital, clay or print studios and work closely with skilled teaching artists for a week. Every camp includes in-depth studio arts experience, high-quality art materials and a final celebration.

Come for a half day or pair a morning and afternoon camp to make a full-day experience.

Visit burlingtoncityarts.org for a complete list of camps. Location: Burlington City Arts, Burlington.

Info: 865-7166.

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ADULT: ABSTRACT PAINTING: Instructor: Brooke Monte. ° is class is about creating a visual language through abstract form, space, and color. We will demonstrate techniques using a variety of mediums including charcoal, conte crayon, pastel, acrylics, oils, or water-base oils, and we will explore glazing, dry brush, masked edges, acrylic transfers and textured impasto.

6 Wed., 1-3 p.m., Oct. 19-Nov. 30; no class Nov. 23. Cost: $186/ person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd.,

Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: BEGINNER WHEEL: Instructor: Rik Rolla. ° is course is great for beginners looking to learn the fundamentals of basic wheel-throwing techniques. You will learn how to center, throw, trim and glaze. ° e instructor will guide you to create finished pieces for the electric oxidation kiln. You will leave with several functional pieces. 8 Fri., 10 a.m.-noon, Sep. 9-Oct. 28. Cost: $303/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: MIXED LEVEL WHEEL: Instructor: Rik Rolla. ° is course is great for potters with some experience who are looking to learn the fundamentals or brush up on basic wheel-throwing techniques. You will learn how to center, throw, trim and glaze and create pieces for the electric oxidation kiln. 8 Wed., 5:30-7:30 p.m., Sep. 7-Oct. 26. Cost: $303/ person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: MIXED-LEVEL BEGINNER: Instructor: Rik Rolla. For beginners and those with some clay wheel throwing experience. You set the pace; the instructor helps with demos and guided assistance. ° e gas reduction kiln and electric oxidation kiln are for your use, as well as an option to explore all other available firing methods.

8 Tue., 10 a.m.-noon, Sep. 6-Oct. 25. Cost: $303/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool. org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: SHAKER HALL TABLE: Instructor: Chris Ramos. A comprehensive introduction to woodworking, this course explores basic principles of lumber selection, hand-tool and machinery usage, milling, joinery, and finishing. You will build a Shaker-style hall table, taking the project from blueprint through completion, while gaining familiarity with the woodshop environment. 9 Mon., 6-9 p.m., Sep. 19-Nov. 14.

Cost: $518.50/person; member discount avail. Location: The

Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: Sage Tucker-Ketcham, 985-3648, info@theshelburnecraftschool. org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: DRAWING: Instructor: Misoo Filan. ° is class will focus on the fundamentals of observational drawing skills. Students will acquire the technical and conceptual foundation of drawing while developing their personal vision and creative goals within the field. Students will gain hands-on experience with a wide variety of drawing materials and drawing techniques. 6 Mon., 10 a.m.-noon, Sep. 12-Oct. 17. Cost: $186/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: METALS 1: ° is class will focus on jewelry design, small sculpture or functional art. Students will complete several practice pieces before designing and creating wearable finished pieces out of sterling silver. ° ere will be weekly demonstrations including sawing, drilling, piercing, annealing, texturing, jump rings, forming and soldering techniques. Instructor: Sarah Sprague. 8 Wed., 5:30-8 p.m., Sep. 7-Oct. 26. Cost: $365/ person; member discount avail. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

ADULT: PAINTING IN OIL: Instructor: Brooke Monte. Gain confidence with oil painting in this class aimed for beginners and folks who want to gain more experience. We will paint still life; fall fruits, vegetables, breads and flowers. Beginning color theory and composition theory will be discussed and applied to class work. 6 Wed., 10 a.m.-noon, Sep. 7-Oct. 12. Cost: $186/person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

WORKSHOP: FORGING AND FORMING: Instructor: Sarah Sprague. Students will be guided through a series of metalsmithing techniques to create a silver ring. Using hammers, steel blocks, anvils and a rolling mill, you will forge your metal into shape. You will leave this class with a finished silver ring and a new set of skills. Sat. & Sun., 10 a.m.-4 p.m., Nov. 11 & 12. Cost: $241/ person; member discount avail. Location: The Shelburne

Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraft school.org.

(no class Oct. 20): Five-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class! Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

dance DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wednesdays, 6 p.m. $15/ person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in any time and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 598-1077, info@ salsalina.com.

DSANTOS VT SALSA: Experience the fun and excitement of Burlington’s eclectic dance community by learning salsa.

Trained by world famous dancer Manuel Dos Santos, we teach you how to dance to the music and how to have a great time on the dance floor! ° ere is no better time to start than now!

Mon. evenings: beginner class, 7-8 p.m.; intermediate, 8:15-9:15 p.m. Cost: $12/1-hour class.

Location: North End Studios, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Tyler Crandall, 598-9204, crandalltyler@hotmail.com, dsantosvt.com.

design/build WOODWORKING IMMERSION PROGRAM: Woodworking/ furniture-making intensive.

Study under professional furniture-makers and woodworkers, taking on increasingly challenging projects of your own design. Learn designing, building, turning, joinery, tool operation and more.

Access the shop evenings and weekends. Minimum length of enrollment in the Immersion Program is one semester/15 weeks. 15 trade credits and certificate earned. Aug. 22Dec. 16, Mon.-Fri., 9 a.m.-5 p.m., excluding breaks.

Cost: $6,500/15week program.

Location: Vermont Woodworking School, 148 Main St., Fairfax.

Info: Katie Crown, 849-2013, katie@ vermontwoodworking school.com, vermont woodworkingschool. com.

drumming DJEMBE IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Learn drumming technique and music on West African drums! Drums

provided! Burlington Beginners Djembe, Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Aug. 31, $24/2 weeks; Sep. 21, $48/4 weeks. $15/ drop-in. Djembes are provided.

Montpelier Beginners Djembe, ° u., 7-8:20 p.m. Djembe workshop, Sep.1, $22; Djembe tuning workshop, Sep. 8, $22; $22/walk-ins. Montpelier Conga workshops, ° u., 5:30-6:50 p.m., Sep. 8, $22 each. Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class! Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 9994255, burlingtontaiko.org.

KID’S AND PARENTS’ WORLD DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Tue. Taiko in Burlington (ages 6 and up): 4-5:20 p.m., starting Aug. 30, $30/child or $58/parent-child for 2 weeks; Wed. Djembe in Burlington (ages 6 and up): 4:30-5:20 p.m., starting Aug. 3, $24/child or $46/parent-child for 2 weeks; Sep. 21, $48/child or $92/parent-child for 4 weeks.

Montpelier: ° u., 3:30-4:20 (ages 3-5) and ° u., 4:30-5:20 (ages 6 and up) starting; Sep. 1, $25/child or $48/parent-child for 2 weeks; Oct. 6, $36/child or $69/parent-child for 3 weeks

TAIKO DRUMMING IN BURLINGTON AND MONTPELIER!: Study with Stuart Paton of Burlington Taiko! Burlington Beginner/ Recreational Class, Tue., 5:30-6:20 p.m., starting Aug. 30, $24/2 weeks; Sep. 20, $48/4 weeks. Accelerated Taiko Program for Beginners, Mon. & Wed., 6:30-8:20 p.m. starting Aug. 29, $120/5 classes (no class Sep. 5); Sep. 19, $144/3 weeks.

Montpelier Taiko Beginners, ° u., 5:30-6:50 p.m., single day workshop on Sep. 1, $22.

Six-person minimum required to run most classes; invite friends! Please register online or come directly to the first class! Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington; Capital City Grange, 6612 Rte. 12, Berlin. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

fitness INTRO TO KETTLEBELL TRAINING!: ° is class is designed to teach participants how to properly use Kettlebells to build strength, increase endurance, and enhance overall physical ability. It is taught by instructor Abdul Mujib of North Country Kettlebells and it is intended to be a great opportunity to become familiar with the usages of Kettlebells! Every other Wed. starting Aug. 10, 4:30-5:20 p.m. Location: Synergy Fitness, 426 Industrial Ave., Williston.

Info: North Country Kettlebells, Abdullah Mujib, 438-1017, northcountrykettlebells@gmail. com, northcountrykettlebells. com.

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DROP-IN CARVING STUDIO FOR STEAMROLLER PRINTMAKING EVENT: Drop by Helen Day Art Center to prepare your woodblock in advance for our 5th Annual Steamroller Printmaking event, which is on September 10 at Sushi Yoshi in Stowe. We’ll provided carving tools, plywood (or bring your own) and space to

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work. No instruction — open studio time. Aug. 27 & 28. Drop in between 1 & 4 p.m. either day.

Cost: $20/preregistration for Steamroller Workshop. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, education@helenday.com, helenday.com.

language BASIC & INTERMEDIATE GROUP SPANISH CLASSES: Fun and friendly atmosphere. Students roll their Rs while practicing in Spanish. Interactive sessions to improve comprehension, pronunciation and achieve fluenc . Grammar/vocabulary practice. Cultural activities, dance and cooking. Private Spanish tutoring available.

Experienced native professor.

Weekly on Sun., 2:45-4 p.m. Cost: $15/Sunday session. Location: New Moon Cafe, 150 Cherry St., Burlington. Info: 276-0747, maigomez1@hotmail.com, burlingtonvt.universitytutor. com/tutors/116306.

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TAI CHI/MONTPELIER: Hwa Yu Tai Chi Fall Semester is open to beginning students. Regular practice of Tai Chi can improve balance and coordination, ease tension, recharge energy, wake up the mind. Enjoy the many benefits of ai Chi. Instructor Ellie Hayes has been teaching since 1974. Mixed-level class maximizes mentoring opportunities. Mon. starting Sep. 12, 5-6 p.m. Cost: $120/12-week semester, or try 6 weeks for $72.

Location: Taplin Room, Christ Church, 64 State St., Montpelier.

Info: Ellie Hayes, 456-1983, info@ elliehayes.net, elliehayes.net.

BEGINNER TAI CHI IN MONTPELIER: At Long River Tai Chi Circle, we practice Cheng Man-ch’ing’s “simplified” 37 posture Yang-style form. The three pillars of our study are Form, Sensing Hands and Sword.

Patrick is a senior instructor at Long River in Vermont and New Hampshire and will be teaching the classes in Montpelier. Starts Tue., Sep. 6, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $65/mo. Location: Bethany Church, 115 Main St., Montpelier.

Info: Long River Tai Chi Circle, Patrick Cavanaugh, 4906405, patrick@ longrivertaichi.org, longrivertaichi.org.

SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The ang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles.

Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibili y, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill. Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings.

Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 8647902, ipfamilytaichi.org.

winemaking HOME WINEMAKING WORKSHOPS: Learn to make your own wine at home! With fresh grapes/juice and supplies and equipment provided, Vagabond Vintner makes it easy!

With pop-up locations around Vermont and NH and a mobile microwinery, Vagabond Vintner makes it convenient! Upcoming workshops include Pick Your Own, Covered Bridge Cabernet and Mountain View Malbec.

Variable, starting Aug. 11. Cost: $99/person per day; couples, groups, multiday discounts; incl.

yoga NONPROFIT, DONATION-BASED YOGA: Burlington’s only nonprofit, donation based yoga studio. Great for students of all levels.

Sangha Studio hosts over 40 weekly classes, workshops, and special events. Offering yoga service initiatives and community outreach programs to schools, the hospital, and various community centers.

Become a sustaining member for $45 a month. Daily.

Location: Sangha Studio, 120 Pine St., Burlington, Caitlin Pascucci, 448-4262, sanghastudiovt@ gmail.com, sanghastudiovt@gmail.com.

HONEST YOGA: Honest Yoga offers practice for all levels.

Brand new beginners’ courses include two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes.

We have daily heated classes with alignment constancy and kids’ summer camps. We hold teacher trainings at the 200- and 500-hour levels.

We are expanding to 2 new practice spaces in September to have more to engage families and kids. Daily classes & workshops. $25/new student (1st week unlimited); $18/class or $140/10-class card; $12/ class for student or senior; or $100/10-class punch card.

Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Hana, South Burlington. Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@ gmail.com, honestyogacenter. com.

KUNDALINI YOGA AT RAILYARD: Home to Kundalini yoga, meditation and Dharma yoga.

We offer fi e Kundalini yoga classes a week. Freestyle dance fitness with Silvia, Fri., 5-6 p.m. Kundalini yoga for Deep Sleep workshop with Mansukh Kaur, Aug. 13, 10 a.m.-noon (preregister), $20. Check our website for information, special events, workshops and the most updated schedule.

Location: Railyard Yoga Studio, 270 Battery St., Burlington.

Info: Urban Moonshine, 5223698, railyardyoga@gmail.com, railyardapothecary.com.

Brandon, Vermont. A weekend of rock climbing and yoga classes at Lake Dunmore!

Beautiful camping close to cliffs, six delicious organic meals. All levels of climbers & yoga practitioners welcome!

Climbing equipment provided.

Fully insured. Instructors: Louise Limoge, AMGA Certified, Wilderness First Responder.

Lisa Limoge, Certified oga Instructor. Sep. 23, 24 & 25, beginning Fri. at 4 p.m., all day Sat. & Sun. Cost: $370/person.

Location: Women’s Yoga and Rock Climbing Retreat, Bradbury State Park, Lake Dunmore. Info: Brandon, Vermont Climbing & Adventure School, Louise Limoge, 598-7832, vcasclimb@ gmail.com, sites.google.com/ site/vtclimbing.

EVOLUTION YOGA: Evolution Yoga and Physical Thera y offers yoga classes for everyone from beginner to expert. Choose from a wide variety of drop-in classes, series and workshops in Vinyasa, Kripalu, Core, Gentle, Vigorous, Yoga on the Lake, Yoga Wall, Therapeutics, and Alignment. Fall series start the week of September 11. Become part of our yoga community. You are welcome here. Cost: $15/ class; $130/10-class card; $5-10/ community classes. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt.com.

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PRENATAL METHOD STUDIO: Prenatal and postnatal yoga and barre classes. Yoga for Fertility Class Series. Childbirth Education Series and weekend intensives. Yoga Alliance Registered Prenatal Yoga Teacher Training Program.

Infant CPR. Empathy circles, infant massage and new mothers’ groups. Supporting women and their partners in the management and journey of pregnancy and childbirth.

Every day: lunchtimes, evenings & weekends. Cost: $15/1-hour prenatal or postnatal yoga class.

Location: Prenatal Method

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GUIDED MEDITATION: Create the peace that you desire. Please come to deepen your meditation practice with Guided Meditations to encourage relaxation and balance and to expand your inner relationship. Beginners welcome! Wear comfortable clothing. Guided Meditation is held every other Wednesday.

Wed., Aug. 10, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $15/ class & parking. Location: Center for Transformation, 448 Swanton Rd., Suite 300, St. Albans. Info: Center for Transformation, LLC, Julie Charland, 527-1600, infoisiscenter@gmail.com, isiscenter.net.

WOMEN’S YOGA & ROCK CLIMBING: Vermont Climbing & Adventure School, Branbury State Park,

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VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Classes for men, women and children. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu enhances strength, flexibili y, balance, coordination and cardio-respiratory fitness. Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu training builds and

LEARN TO MEDITATE: Throug the practice of sitting still and following your breath as it goes out and dissolves, you are connecting with your heart. By simply letting yourself be, as you are, you develop genuine sympathy toward yourself.

The Burlington Shambhal Center offers meditation as a path to discovering gentleness and wisdom. Shambhala Café (meditation and discussions) meets the first Saturday of eac month, 9 a.m.-noon. An open house (intro to the center, short dharma talk and socializing) is held on the third Sunday of each month, noon-2 p.m. Instruction: Sun. mornings, 9 a.m.-noon, or by appt. Sessions: Tue. & Thu., noon-1 p.m., & Mon.-Thu., 6-7 p.m.

Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795, burlingtonshambhalactr.org.

Studio, 1 Mill St., suite 236, at the Chace Mill, Burlington. Info: 8290211, beth@prenatalmethod. com, prenatalmethod.com.

AURA INSIGHTS: AURA PHOTOS: We live surrounded by color! Yet few see or can imagine the colors that are visible in your aura which is the energy field surrounding your physical body. Now, by having a photo of you and your aura taken, you can visibly see your personal colors on film! Saturday, August 6.

Cost: $40/consultation, photo & parking. Location: Center for Transformation, 448 Swanton Rd., Suite 300, St. Albans. Info: Julie, 527-1600, infoisiscenter@ gmail.com, isiscenter.net.

equipment & supplies. Location: Various locations, Vermont & New Hampshire. Info: Vagabond Vintner, Kathy Maieli, 233-1270, vagabondvintner@gmail.com, vagabondvintner.com.

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CHINESE MARTIAL ARTS: At Wu Xing Chinese Martial Arts, martial art is a way of life, not a sport. We offer the finest instruction in two complete internal Chinese martial arts — Taijiquan and Pudaoquan — at an affordable price. Our classes for adults have a friendly and conversational atmosphere, geared toward learning quickly and well. Fri., 6-7 p.m. & 7-8 p.m.; Sat., 11 a.m.-noon & noon-1 p.m.; Tue., 6-7:30 p.m. Cost: $5/ trial class; $15/1-hour class or $50 for 1 mo. of classes (incl. all offered). Location: 303 Flynn Ave., Burlington. Info: Wu Xing Chinese Martial Arts, 355-1301, info@wxcma.com, wxcma.com.

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ANNOUNCING SPANISH CLASSES: Join us for adult Spanish classes this fall. Learn from a native speaker via small classes, individual instruction or student tutoring. You’ll always be participating and speaking.

Lesson packages for travelers.

Also lessons for young children; they love it! Our 10th year. See our website or contact us for details.

Beginning week of Sep. 12; 10 weeks. Cost: $225/10 classes of 90+ min. each. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanishwaterburycenter.com.

helps to instill courage and self- confidence. e offer a legitimate Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu martial arts program in a friendly, safe and positive environment.

Accept no imitations.

Learn from one of the world’s best, Julio “Foca” Fernandez, CBJJ and IBJJF certified 6th Degree Black Belt, Brazilian JiuJitsu instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr., teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil! A 5-time Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu National Featherweight Champion and 3-time Rio de Janeiro State Champion, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil.

Mon.-Fri., 6-9 p.m., & Sat., 10 a.m. 1st class is free. Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 660-4072, julio@bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

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Single Serving Comedian Jen Kirkman on love, comedy and her new book

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J

en Kirkman has been called “a thinking person’s comedian.” But the scribes at the Onion’s A.V. Club didn’t bestow that superlative on her merely because she’s a supremely smart, witty comedian and writer — though she is. Rather, they pointed out that she does “comedy for people who live inside their own heads.”

Along with sharp quips and one-liners, a contemplative quality characterizes Kirkman’s comedy and writing. Her first book, the 2013 New York Times bestseller I Can Barely Take Care of Myself: Tales From a Happy Life Without Kids, was an honest and hilarious take on eschewing a lifestyle defined by white picket fences and 2.5 kids. Her 2016 follow-up, I Know What I’m Doing — and Other Lies I Tell Myself: Dispatches From a Life Under Construction, delves even further into the perils of navigating adulthood.

Kirkman’s balance of smarts and sincerity is evident in her uproarious standup act, which she’s performed all over the country and on shows such as “Conan,” “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno” and “John Oliver’s New York Stand-Up Show,” among others. Her 2015 Netflix standup special, “I’m Gonna Die Alone (And I Feel Fine)” was named in the top 10 of the genre by both the Atlantic and Time Out New York — and was recently released as an album. Kirkman has also appeared on Comedy Central’s “@midnight With Chris Hardwick” and was a writer and round-table guest on “Chelsea Lately.”

All this is in addition to frequent appearances as a narrator on Comedy Central’s Emmy-nominated series “Drunk History.” Kirkman’s podcast, “I Seem Fun: The Diary of Jen Kirkman” is regularly among the top 100 comedy pods on iTunes.

Kirkman performs five shows in three nights this Friday through Sunday, August 12 through 14, at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. Seven Days interviewed the comedian by email. [Some responses have been edited and condensed.]

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We begin this week paying homage to a place that longtime readers will likely recognize as one of this scribe’s favorite local dive bars. The OP? Well, yes. I do love the OP. But that’s not it. Esox? Um … yeah, I enjoy that one, too. But no. The Olde Northender? Another great bar, but also not the dive in question. Franny O’s? Come on, that one’s not even around any more. (Though I quite like the Sugar House Bar & Grill, which sits there now. Same great view of the Kmart parking lot. Much cleaner bathrooms. In a related story, I spend way too much time at dive bars, apparently.)

No, friends, we’re talking about what has been called by some — OK, me — “the greatest bar in the world.” Charlie-O’s World Famous in Montpelier.

The downtown capital city watering hole celebrates its 40th anniversary with a blowout bash this Saturday, August 13.

Spit Jack If you’ve never been — and I confess it’s been far too long since I’ve darkened Charlie-O’s doorway myself — the joint is the definition of a hole-in-thewall. The lighting is dim. There’s all manner of tacky crap on the walls. The bathrooms are cramped. The band is usually way too loud — as are the patrons, in my experience. All that’s missing is chicken wire in front of the stage. In short, it’s glorious. So much so that Vermont’s reigning kings of barroom honky tonk, the STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS, recorded their excellent 2008 live album there, Live at Charlie-O’s World Famous.

Here’s how I prefaced that album in my review eight years ago: “If heaven were a roadhouse — as I’ve always imagined it

is — it would be a lot like Charlie-O’s in Montpelier. And if said dusty juke joint needed a house band, the Man Upstairs — that’d be Hank to you and me — could do worse than Vermont’s finest rockabilly trio, Starline Rhythm Boys. Angels they ain’t.

In fact, BILLY BRATCHER is just about the most devilish sumbitch behind the double bass this side of LEE ROCKER. But in this version of the afterlife, sinners will likely outnumber saints.”

I stand by every word of that. And I think it paints a pretty clear picture of why the Main Street dive is such a beloved institution.

As you might expect, SRB will be on hand for the festivities — undoubtedly playing their tune “Charlie-O’s.” But the rest of the lineup is equally compelling and fitting. Local blues man JOHN LACKARD helmed the first band to play the stage — really just a spot on the floor — at Charlie-O’s.

He’ll kick things off with the JOHN LACKARD BLUES BAND. Golden Dome favorites ABBY JENNE & THE HARD LIVERS are next, featuring Jenne — a longtime fixture behind the bar — and the best dive-bar band name in history. PARIAH BEAT will come from the Upper Valley woods to unleash some fiery Americana. The TSUNAMIBOTS will enslave as many humans as possible with their brand of robotic surf-rock. And to top it all off, notorious punks SPIT JACK will once again reunite, resuming their quest to get kicked out of every bar in the state. I’m not exactly sure what one would have to do to get kicked out of Charlie-O’s. But if anyone can do it, Spit Jack can.

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BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Still Kickin (rock), 6 p.m., free.

THE DAILY PLANET: Eric George (country), 8 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Joshua Glass (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free. Wildlife Music Collective (house), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Ray Vega and Friends (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Mike Martin (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Ryan Montbleau (folk), 9:30 p.m., $10. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Hannah Lebel Sendoff Spectacular (funk, soul), 11 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Eva Rawlings (folk), 6 p.m., free. Andrew O’Keeffe (folk), 7 p.m., free.

Vinegar Creek Constituency Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Ecto Cooler (rock), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: ˜ e Shady Trees (rock), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Zach Nugent (gospel, soul), 6:30 p.m., free. Pop Rap Dance Party, 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

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TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

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OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Eric Taylor (Americana), 8 p.m., $15. AA. BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Dog Catchers (rock), 6 p.m., free.

CHURCH & MAIN: Cody Sargent Trio (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: ItsIMC Presents: ˜ e House Party (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

THE DAILY PLANET: Lowell ˜ ompson (alt-country), 8 p.m., free.

DRINK: BLiNDoG Records Acoustic Sessions, 5 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: Craig Mitchell (funk), 10 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Half & Half Comedy (standup comedy), 8 p.m., free. Junglist Lounge (drum and Bass), 10:30 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Trivia Mania, 7 p.m., free. Bluegrass ˜ ursday: Ben Slotnick Trio, 9:30 p.m., $2/5.

18+.

RADIO BEAN: Orange Julians (indie), 6 p.m., free. Flint Blade, Winter Animals (psychedelic), 7 p.m., free. Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free. Jesse Forest (jazz, pop), 11 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: BUMF (funk), 6 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8, 10 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: DJ Kermit (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Miss Fairchild (R&B), 9 p.m., $5.

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Lesley Grant (country), 8 p.m., free.

middlebury area

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: McKew (folk), 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Shake the Band (rock), 7 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Loose Association (folk), 5 p.m., free. A House on Fire (rock), 9 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Seascape Landscape & Franny Choi (poetry, music), 7 p.m., free.

Bow ˜ ayer (Americana), 9:30 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

MONKEY HOUSE: Swillbillie, Secret Heliotropes, Astrocat (rockabilly, punk), 9 p.m., $3/8.

18+.

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., free.

HALVORSON’S UPSTREET CAFÉ: George Petit and ˜ e House Band (jazz), 8 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: Suppy Dudes (rock), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 7 p.m., free.

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HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Burlington Blackout 3.0 (house, dubstep), 9 p.m., $12/15. AA.

HATCH 31: Bristol Folk Session, 6 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: ˜ e Northeast and Justin Crowther, Plastique Mammals, Siding Spring (rock),

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first Garden of Eden Festival in tiny Eden, Vt., Green Mountain jam darlings STRANGEFOLK are it again. The band, which was born at the University of Vermont in 1991 and went on to become one of the biggest bands of the 1990s jam scene, headlines the latest incarnation of the GoE fest this Friday and Saturday, August 12 and 13, at Jay Peak Resort. Also on the bill: New Hampshire jam favorites

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Strangefolk front man Reid Genauer’s other band, ASSEMBLY OF DUST. Jam on.

7 p.m., free. DJ iNC (house), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Gretchen and the Pickpockets, Pat and the Hats (rock, soul), 7 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Improv Jam, 6 p.m., free. Short Jam (improv), 6:30 p.m., free.

Napoleon (improv), 7:30 p.m., $5. Daily Grind: Earl Handy (improv), 9 p.m., $5.

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MOOGS PLACE: Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

SUSHI YOSHI (STOWE): Eames Brothers Band (mountain blues), 5 p.m., free.

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51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Avant-Garde Dogs (rock, world), 8 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: ˜ rottle ˜ ursdays with DJ Gold, 9 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Umphrey’s McGee (jam), 8 p.m., $35/38. AA.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Bella’s Bartok (gypsy punk), 9 p.m., $3.

MONKEY HOUSE: Second ˜ ursday Selector Sets with DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic), 9 p.m., free.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Joe Moore Band (blues), 7 p.m., free.

PENALTY BOX: Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: ˜ e Insiders (blues, jazz), 7 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Country DJ, 9 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Ron Sweet (Americana), 6 p.m., donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: BYOV ˜ ursdays, 3 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Barroom Girls (country), 7 p.m., free.

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NAKED TURTLE: Turtle ˜ ursday with 95 Triple X (pop), 9 p.m., NA. OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Phil Abair Band (rock), 6 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Sunday Night Mass & 2K Deep Present: Pete Moss (house), 9 p.m., $10/15.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: MooseJaws: a Rock & Roll Mythology (rock), 9 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: DJ Fattie B (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Eric George (country), 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Buck Meek & the Relatives (space country), 8 p.m., free. Anna Pardenik & David Symons (folk, jazz), 10 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

Bella’s Bartok, the Jauntee (gyspy punk), 9 p.m., $5.

RADIO BEAN: Friday Morning Sing-Along with Linda Bassick & Friends (kids’ music), 11 a.m., free. Paige ˜ ibault (folk), 6 p.m., free. Jeremy Gilchrist (folk), 7 p.m., free. Rorie Kelly (folk), 8 p.m., free. Wild Earp (country), 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Cats Under the Stars (Jerry Garcia Band tribute), 7 p.m., free. DJ Craig Mitchell (house), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: D Jay Baron (house), 9 p.m., $5.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Supersounds DJ (top 40), 10 p.m., free.

RUBEN JAMES: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Bison, Guthrie Galileo, Pours (indie), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Cookie’s Hot Club (gypsy jazz), 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jen Kirkman (standup), 7:30 & 10 p.m., $20.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Andy Lugo (rebel folk), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county

BACKSTAGE PUB: Acoustic Happy Hour, 5 p.m., free.

Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

POSITIVE PIE (MONTPELIER): Jesse Forest (jazz), 10 p.m., $5.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Honky Tonk Happy Hour with Mark LeGrand, 5 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Mary-Go-Round (Americana), 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Blue Fox (blues), 9 p.m., free.

RIMROCK’S MOUNTAIN TAVERN: DJ Rekkon #FridayNightFrequencies (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

middlebury area

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Dave Richardson (folk), 6:30 p.m., free. Dave Richardson (folk), 6:30 p.m., free. Pantet (jazz), 9 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with Top Hat Entertainment (Top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Papa GreyBeard (blues), 6 p.m., free.

Twist of Fate (rock), 9 p.m., $3.

upper valley

BIG FATTY’S BBQ: Second Wind (rock), 8 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom JASPER’S TAVERN: Jester Jigs (rock), 9:30 p.m., $5.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: Herkel (rock), 10 p.m., free.

MONOPOLE DOWNSTAIRS: Happy Hour Tunes & Trivia with Gary Peacock, 5 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: ˜ e Tricksters (rock), 10 p.m., $5.

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burlington

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: ˜ e Tricksters (rock), 6 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: Retronome With DJ Fattie B (’80s dance party), 9 p.m., free/$5.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: MooseJaws: a Rock & Roll Mythology (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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The day’s festivities will also include a food truck backyard BBQ behind Charlie-O’s. Oh, and there’s also a “Free Advice Panel” in the afternoon. My guess is that involves the drink slingers from the bar dispensing sage pearls of wisdom, as bartenders are wont to do.

One last bit ties it all together: That same day is the United Motorcyclists of Vermont Toy Run, which was founded at Charlie-O’s many years back by a fellow named ROD CLARKE. In solidarity with the cause, Charlie-O’s will reserve plenty of space for motorcycle parking. Because of course they will.

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Now, you probably looked over the BoneStocK lineup and thought, Cool lineup. But where are all the Grateful Dead tribute bands? Good question.

The answer: the Alive & Dead Festival at Prospect Mountain in Woodford.

The three-day fest runs Friday through Sunday, August 12 through 14, and features … well, a whole lot of Dead cover bands.

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In festival news, this weekend marks the 15th annual BoneStocK Music Festival in Northfield. The four-day fest runs Thursday through Sunday, August 11 through 14, and features a strong lineup of local favorites and up-and-comers.

At the top of the marquee are rockers RUMBLECAT, prog-ish phenoms COQUETTE, jammy funk trio CANOPY and the LYNGUISTIC CIVILIANS’ MISTER BURNS. Rounding out the lineup are songwriter JASON LEE’s folk-rock project SOME HOLLOW, radiant genre fusionists TRITIUM WELL, jam upstarts GNEISS, promising high schoolers PEACE IN THE VALLEY, reggae rockers SOULSTICE, Bolton Valley rockers WOODSTACK and experimental jazz quartet GNOMEDAD. But there I go burying the lede.

Also appearing is legendary Plainfield punk-metal songwriter J WILLIS PRATT and his band WE’RE BIONIC.

But there is plenty of un-Dead fare as well, including locals DWIGHT & NICOLE and the AEROLITES, Northampton’s BELLA’S BARTOK (see spotlight on page 62) and (802) 859-0100 | WWW.VTCOMEDY.COM upstate New York’s BLIND OWL BAND. And 101 main street, BurlingtoN if the tribute-band thing is your jam, the fest also presents the debut of a new local WEEN tribute act, BROTHERHOOD OF Untitled-23 1 8/8/16 MANG. It consists of members of FOLKS UP IN TREETOPS, GRUNDLEFUNK, BRICKDROP and a former member of TWIDDLE.

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Moss is, simply put, among the most admired and decorated house DJs on the planet. In his 20-plus-year career, he’s released more than 150 tracks on scads of labels that have shaken dance floors around the globe. Booking him in Metronome’s intimate environs yet again is quite the coup.

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Awkward segue alert! Speaking of DJs, house-music fans will likely be in heaven this Friday, August 12, when the cats behind Sunday Night Mass and 2K Deep copresent the world-renowned DJ PETE MOSS upstairs at Club Metronome for a special Friday edition of SNM.

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While visiting with some old friends last Thursday, August 4, I happened into Manhattan Pizza & Pub. To my surprise and delight, I ran into yet another old friend, the REVEREND BEN DONOVAN, rocking the small stage with his crack band, the CONGREGATION. To refresh your memory, with the aid of MADAILA’s and Future Fields’ JER COONS, Donovan and co. put out a dynamite self-titled record in 2015.

That album was not only one of the best local records of the year but among the best country albums to come out of Vermont in a long time. In my review of the album, I likened Donovan to some other current vintage country torchbearers, including STURGILL SIMPSON and CHRIS STAPLETON. That’s not to say he’s quite on their level just yet. But Donovan’s approach, particularly his affinity for twisting genre convention, is similarly inventive. To wit: his delightfully snarky BUCK OWENS paean, “If There’s DJs in Heaven,” which is on my short list of favorite local songs … well, ever.

Donovan has since moved to Pittsburgh, with plans to head to Nashville soon — see: country singer, above. Fortunately for us, he’s sticking around Burlington for a bit. Catch him with the full band this Saturday, August 13, at Nectar’s.

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HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Bryce and Cohen Bluegrass, 7 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke with Megan, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Zach Nugent (soul, gospel), 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Siamese Twins (electro-acoustic), 9:30 p.m., free. Taka (vinyl DJ), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Jimmy Ruin (folk), 7 p.m., free. Ben Donovan & the Congregation, the Red Newts (country), 9 p.m., $5.

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RED SQUARE: Andy Lugo (rebel folk), p.m., $5. Mashtodon (hip-hop), 11 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul, 6 p.m., $5. DJ Reign One (EDM), 11 p.m., $5.

RUBEN JAMES: Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: 2K Deep (house), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Mehmet Polat Trio (world), 8:30 p.m., free.

SMITTY’S PUB: A&M Rocks (rock), 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jen Kirkman (standup), 7:30 & 10 p.m., $20.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Seth Yacovone (blues), 10 p.m., free.

chittenden county

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Girls Rock Vermont Showcase (rock), 12:30 p.m., $5. AA. JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Bob Gagnon Quartet (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

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MONKEY HOUSE: Mr. Doubtfire, Ransom Smith, Call Shotgun (punk), 9 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Uncle Jimmy (rock), 5 p.m., free. Close to Nowhere (rock), 9 p.m., free.

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RADIO BEAN: Steph Pappas Experience (rock), 6:30 p.m., free.

Beach Honey (rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

Smalltalker (soul), 11 p.m., free.

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STONE CORRAL BREWERY: The Owl Stars (Americana), 7 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: DJ Steve B (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Pop Rap Dance Party, 9 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Bleeker & MacDougal (folk), 11 a.m., free. Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Charlie-O’s World Famous 40th Anniversary Party (rock, blues, rockabilly, surf), 1 p.m., free.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Jazzyaoke (live jazz karaoke), 7:30 p.m., $5.

WHAMMY BAR: Lewis Franco & the Brown Eyed Girls (swing), 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Big John (blues), 9 p.m., free.

middlebury area

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Jeff Salisbury Band (rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: City Limits Dance Party with DJ Earl (top 40), 9:30 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Aaron Brush (rock), 6 p.m., free. DJ Blinie (hip-hop), 9 p.m., free.

upper valley

BIG FATTY’S BBQ: Dave Clark (rock), 8 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

JASPER’S TAVERN: Live DJ, 9:30 p.m., free.

outside vermont

MONOPOLE: Ausable Branch (rock), 10 p.m., free.

NAKED TURTLE: Strange Brew Band (rock), 10 p.m., $5.

SUN.14 burlington

THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Rowan (Celtic folk), 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Mittletoner (techno), 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9:30 p.m., $3.

THE OLDE NORTHENDER PUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Acoustic Brunch with Clare Byrne (folk), 11 a.m., free. Bluegrass Jam, 1 p.m., free.

Andrew Stearns (country), 4 p.m., free. Photoreceptor (experimental), 6 p.m., free. Jonathan Foster (Americana), 7 p.m., free. Troll 2 (folk, punk), 8 p.m., free. Eliza and the Organix (experimental rock), 10:30

RED SQUARE: Seth Yacovone Blues Trio, 7 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Alice Schroeder (indie), 6 p.m., free. Mike Maurice (folk), 7 p.m., free. The Duskwhale (indie rock), 9 p.m., free. Latin Sessions with Mal Maiz (cumbia), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: B-Sides with L Yeah (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Mashtodon (hip-hop), 8 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch Scramble, noon, $5-10 donation.

SIDEBAR: Justin Ricker (rock), 8:15 p.m., free. Ron Stoppable (house), 10 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jen Kirkman (standup), 7:30 p.m., $20.

chittenden county

p.m., free. Fond Han (punk), midnight, free.

VERMONT PUB & BREWERY: Seth Yacovone (blues), 1 p.m., free.

chittenden county

MONKEY HOUSE: Kelly Ravin (country), 5:30 p.m., free. Oxygen Free, Say Brother, Plastique Mammals (rock), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

BACKSTAGE PUB: Karaoke/Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Satisfaction: A Rolling Stones Experience, 8:30 p.m., $13/15.

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stowe/smuggs

MONKEY HOUSE: The Duskwhales, Entrance to Trains (indie), 8:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

PENALTY BOX: Trivia With a Twist, 4 p.m., free.

SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL: Vermont’s Next Star (open mic), 8 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Southern Old Time Music Jam, 10 a.m., donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Kelly Ravin (country), 6:30 p.m., free. Live Band Rock & Roll Karaoke, 8 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

RED BARN BREWING: Chaise Lounge (lounge), 7 p.m., $20.

MON.15 burlington

THE FARMHOUSE TAP & GRILL: Silver Bridget (musical saw), 7 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Family Night (open jam), 10:30 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Dance Video Request Night with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Lamp Shop Lit Club (open reading), 8 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Trivia, 8:30 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom

PHAT KAT’S TAVERN: Jay Natola (solo guitar), 9 p.m., free.

outside vermont

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Dana Barry, 9 p.m., free.

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burlington

JP’S PUB: Open Mic with Kyle, 9 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Will Patton (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Pulling Yo’ Chain: A Standup Comedy Showcase, 8 p.m., free. Wren Kitz, Matt Valentine, Doozer (rock), 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: The New Revie , Joe Goodrow (funk), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Lokum (music of the Near East), 6:30 p.m., free. Grup Anwar (classical Arabic), 8:30 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Eric George & Friends, 10 p.m., $3.

RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT, 8 p.m., free. Craig Mitchell (house), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Cam Will (indie), 7 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): CVS Jazz Night, 8 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Swimmer (rock), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

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REVIEW this Jesse Forest, Lights Out

pop-jazz sound that was popular in the 1990s — think Pizzicato Five — Forest’s sound is traditional, as is much of the contemporary Japanese jazz scene.

Brushed, shuffling drumbeats form the foundation for nearly every track.

Vocal scatting and improvised solos remind us we’re listening to a purist.

Kaoru Azuma, a frequent collaborator, provides vocals. Azuma’s voice is

light and lilting, reminiscent of Pink Martini’s China Forbes. Only two tracks are purely instrumental, “501” and “Stumble Around.”

At Studio Forte in Kobe, Japan, Forest and Azuma teamed up with an ensemble of four other musicians and recorded the CD over two days not quite a year ago. Forest’s melodies are fresh and unpredictable, which is fitting given the long tradition of improvisation in jazz. Azuma’s delicate vocals lend poignancy to the more emotional songs such as “I Will Wait.”

The compositions are densely packed, and each features multiple solos. On the title track, Tomura Kuniaki (saxophone) and Hirose Miki (trumpet) shine as they energetically ping-pong over Forest’s outstanding guitar solos.

Lyrically, Forest comes off as a romantic and an optimist. “The World

Today,” an ode to looking on the bright side, is one of the album’s most upbeat cuts. Azuma sings about the stress and strife of modern existence but also dismisses it: “I look to the light that shines / I know I’ll find my way,” she sings. On “You & Me,” one of the album’s finest cuts, Azuma finds true harmony with the brass section as she sings of a relationship borne by a vast ocean of love.

Lights Out is a record to suit almost any mood or situation. It’ll make your cocktail party sparkle or your road trip zoom. It might even make scrubbing your bathroom floor more enjoyable.

Jesse Forest plays two local albumrelease shows this week: Thursday, August 11, at Radio Bean in Burlington, and Friday, August 12, at Positive Pie in Montpelier. Lights Out is available on iTunes.

album: “I’m bigger than my bones, my nerves, my cells, microorganisms and dirt, but I guess I just say that to feel like I have worth.”

As this mix of philosophical doubts and cosmos-spanning wonder gets unpacked over the next nine tracks, Tatlock’s focus is almost relentless.

There are occasional lapses into rapper-isms, but even those are spun into questions about scale, meaning and death. This is a smart, tightly composed piece of work.

His spoken-word approach to the mic hasn’t changed much. And despite

the more spacious production, there are a few awkward performances here.

On “Knotted//Needless,” especially, it sounds as if he’s reciting something he wrote over a faster beat. The delivery is so stilted that it often overwhelms the lyrics.

“Matterless” is both the most experimental track and the hardest to sit through. Over little more than a sparse guitar arpeggio, Tatlock weaves a plea for enlightenment in constant eighth-note bursts. It doesn’t quite cohere and never reaches farther.

When he’s locked in, though, Tatlock’s soft flow is persuasive.

“Shiver” is a return to his acoustic roots with the Blind Continuum, delivering another spaced-out political diatribe over Aidan Powell’s guitar. It sounds out of place on a project of such psychedelic aspirations, but it would kill in any coffee shop in America.

Tatlock promptly gets back to business with one of the highlight tracks, “Plastic Makes Perfect.” It’s a big, Def Jux-flavored stomper with

an audible Aesop Rock influence — especially once his cadence pivots on the second verse. This reprises into “And Perfection Is Worthless,” which is underwhelming by comparison but still heavily adorned with synth bombs and huge washes of stereophonic sound.

Overall, Amoeba & Andromeda is one of the most distinctive, confidently unique debuts in Vermont rap history.

At the same time, the young rapper is still a product of his influences — it’s hard to miss the fact that the songwriting and cadence of Minnesota freestyle legend Eyedea are huge inspirations. Tatlock has a lot of room to grow into himself, but he’s also got the time — and inclination — to do just that.

Amoeba & Andromeda by Tatlock is available digitally at tatlockmusic. bandcamp.com. Physical copies of the CD, available at Tatlock shows and local record stores, come with a fold-out poster of the cover art by Dan Bandit — better known as GHOSTSHRIMP.

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On the cover of his newest album, Lights Out, former Vermonter Jesse Forest sits proudly with his guitar, his signature instrument. He’s a dead ringer for early-career Elvis Costello, but instead of infectious New Wave punk, he plays breezy pop-jazz. Forest is an accomplished performer, composer and arranger, and he’ll even give you guitar lessons — if you’re in Japan, that is. After years of playing professionally in Vermont and New York City, Forest has been living abroad since 2010.

He’s jumped into the Japanese jazz community and shows no signs of returning to his previous life in the Green Mountains.

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Tatlock is a Charlotte native and Burlington-based hip-hop artist who first appeared on the scene as one half of the Blind Continuum. In 2015, that minimalist duo released Soliloquist’s Dilemma, pairing rap with guitar progressions. Since then, Tatlock has been cultivating the songs for Amoeba & Andromeda, his solo debut.

There is no boom and very little bap on the menu here. Producer Ben Mayock opted to forgo the systempumping genre standards and instead delivers dynamics more akin to those of vintage vinyl. This important touch helps the album shine.

The first track is titled “Infinity x i3,” which should clue you in to the metaphysical ruminations to come.

After a slow build of burbling guitar swells and delay feedback, Tatlock introduces himself with a riff that encapsulates the themes of this short

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chittenden county ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Trivia Night, 7:30 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Old Time Music Session, 6 p.m., donation.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Godfather Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free.

LA PUERTA NEGRA: Salsa Lessons with Dsantos, 6:30 p.m., $12.

stowe/smuggs

MOOGS PLACE: Jason Wedlock (rock), 7:30 p.m., free.

middlebury area

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Karaoke with Roots Entertainment, 9 p.m., free.

WED.17 burlington

BREAKWATER CAFÉ & GRILL: Mango Jam (zydeco), 6 p.m., free.

HALFLOUNGE SPEAKEASY: Steve Waud (Americana), 8 p.m., free. Aquatic Underground (house), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Pub Quiz with Dave, 7 p.m., free. Karaoke with Melody, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Paul Asbell Quartet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

Bella Noche You’d be hard-pressed to find a New England band

with a more infectious live show than

septet’s music is irresistibly danceable. And thanks to their winking theatrical sensibilities, BB are as much a feast for the eyes as the ears. Catch them this Friday, August 12, at Nectar’s in Burlington with Boston’s the JAUNTEE.

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the simple reason that women can pay their own way now. In the 1970s, when a woman got divorced, she lost the ability to have her own credit card. This is true. As for men, you probably are having people assume you’re a giant man-baby who can’t do laundry or cook without a woman.

Honestly, people are boring and basic.

And “obnoxious” is too kind a word for them. They’re dangerously small-minded.

I’m not single. I’m in a relationship, really happy, and deeply in love with someone I’ve been in love with for years.

But I am unmarried, and so to some people I might as well be alone in the woods eating bark.

I find that, at a certain age, unless someone is married, their relationships aren’t taken seriously. When I’ve been what I call “single single” — meaning not just legally unmarried but without a partner at the time — it hasn’t been a problem for me. It’s been welcome alone time, self-discovery time. I find it odd when people who are single single are depressed about it. How can you just blindly be longing for “someone” to be in your life romantically? People are beating themselves up over a concept that they haven’t achieved.

There’s no perfect way to go through life. That’s why I try not to define myself

MOOGS PLACE: ˜ e Ramblers (rock), 8 p.m., free.

CITY LIMITS: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

HATCH 31: Bristol Folk Session, 6 p.m., free.

TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Vinyl Night with Disco Phantom (eclectic), 6 p.m., free. Sammich, Locals & Company (jam), 9 p.m., free/$5.

18+.

SIDEBAR: Yachty by Nature with Fattie B, Dante and Tricky Pat (yacht rock), 10 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE: Blues Jam, 8 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Rick Redington & the Luv (rock), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

middlebury area

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions, 7 p.m., free. Ryan Montbleau (folk), 9:30 p.m., $10. Film Night: Indie, Abstract, Avant Garde, 10 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: ˜ e Bergamot (indie folk), 7:30 p.m., free. Alli and I (acoustic pop), 9 p.m., free.

Caucher Mar (rock), 10 p.m., free.

Morning Martyrs (eclectic), 11 p.m., free.

free. John Lackard Blues Jam, 7:30 p.m., free.

PIECASSO PIZZERIA & LOUNGE: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Dan Liptak Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Josh Panda’s Acoustic Soul Night, 8 p.m., $5-10 donation.

THE TAP ROOM AT SWITCHBACK BREWING: Open Mic, 6 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: ˜ e Darker Side of Comedy (standup), 9 p.m., free.

chittenden county

MONKEY HOUSE: Joey Keough, Troy Millette (folk), 8:30 p.m., free/$3. 18+.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Leno, Young & Cheney (rock), 7 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Open Bluegrass Session, 7 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Papa GreyBeard (blues), 6 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (MONTPELIER): Cajun Jam with Jay Ekis, Lee Blackwell, Alec Ellsworth & Katie Trautz, 6 p.m., $5-10 donation.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Wine Down with D. Davis (acoustic), 5 p.m.,

THE DAILY PLANET: Silver Bridget (saw folk), 8 p.m., free.

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as unmarried or childless. I was happy being unmarried in 2011 when I first wrote jokes about it because I was being sued up the wazoo going through a divorce. I would have been mentally ill back then to have dreamt of getting remarried right away — or at all — because divorce is expensive. And yet, that’s the only thing people asked me. “Would you get married again?” It’s like I had a finger fall off and people were frantic: “Please get that thing reattached! You’re losing blood!”

SD: You’ve said in other interviews that you sometimes wish you hadn’t included some of the material on your 2011 album Hail to the Freaks because it’s since evolved and become better. Given the benefit of experience, how do you judge when material is ready for a special or album?

JK: Yes! One of my bits from Hail ended up on my Netflix special, I’m Gonna Die… — do you like the obnoxious way I abbreviate my own work? But it’s much bigger and very different from the original joke.

I think that it’s not so much about judging when something is ready but being at a different place in my career.

Back in 2010, when I recorded Hail to the Freaks, there wasn’t an opportunity for me to have a comedy special

air worldwide, like with Netflix. I just made albums every few years, and the point of the albums was, “This is where I am right now in my comedy.” And I intentionally put newer concepts on the album, because the way I work out new material is by riffing onstage, and I wanted to show some of that.

I’m filming another comedy special this October, and right now I’m perfecting the bits that will be on it. I wish I had more years to make them perfect, but I’ve been on tour with this material for over a year. I just have to learn to accept that the minute the special airs, I’ll think of another funny tag for a joke. That’s the beauty of live comedy: I can do that joke with the new tag for live audiences.

SD: In the dedication of the new book, you ask your parents not to read it. Have they? If so, what did they think? If not, do you think they will?˛ JK: My dad definitely hasn’t read it. I don’t think he read my first book, either.

My mom keeps saying she wants me to send her a copy. I keep telling her that if she wants to read it she has to take matters into her own hands and buy her own. So, last time I checked, she hadn’t read it.

They are coming to my gig at the Vermont Comedy Club on Saturday

champlain islands/northwest

BAYSIDE PAVILION: Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., free.

northeast kingdom PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont

NAKED TURTLE: Jay Lesage (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: So You Want to Be a DJ?, 10 p.m., free.

night. One of my sisters lives in Vermont, so they’re visiting both of us. For some reason, I don’t mind saying anything in front of them onstage. But I don’t want them reading about any part of my sex life in my book. It’s weird.

SD: Last question: In however many years from now, if they do a “Drunk History” on the 2016 presidential election, which actors get cast as the major players in the reenactment scenes?

JK: Ha! Great question. Horrible question for me because I don’t know names of actors, or even who anyone is.

So just know that this answer involved, like, a solid 15 minutes of thought and Google.

Meryl Streep as Hillary Clinton. Matthew McConaughey in a white wig as Bill Clinton. Steve Martin as Donald Trump. Carmen Electra as Melania Trump. Christopher Lloyd as Bernie Sanders. Mario Lopez as Ted Cruz. Susan Sarandon as herself in cutaway shots making those stupid mean faces during the DNC.

INFO Jen Kirkman, Friday and Saturday, August 12 and 13, 7:30 and 10 p.m., and Sunday, August 14, 7:30 p.m., at the Vermont Comedy Club in Burlington. $20. 18+. vermontcomedyclub.com

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LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ, 115 Church St., Burlington, 863-3759 LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP, 12 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 6609346 MAGLIANERO CAFÉ, 47 Maple St., Burlington, 861-3155 MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB, 167 Main St., Burlington, 864-6776 MUDDY WATERS, 184 Main St., Burlington, 658-0466 NECTAR’S, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771 RADIO BEAN, 8 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 660-9346 RASPUTIN’S, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324 RED SQUARE, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909 RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401 RUBEN JAMES, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744 SIGNAL KITCHEN, 71 Main St., Burlington, 399-2337 SIDEBAR, 202 Main St., Burlington, 864-0072 THE SKINNY PANCAKE, 60 Lake St., Burlington, 540-0188 THE TAP ROOM AT SWITCHBACK BREWING, 160 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 651-4114 VERMONT COMEDY CLUB, 101 Main St., Burlington, 859-0100 THE VERMONT PUB & BREWERY, 144 College St., Burlington, 865-0500

CHITTENDEN COUNTY

ASIAN BISTRO, 25 Winooski Falls Way #112, Winooski, 655-9800 BACKSTAGE PUB, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jct., 878-5494 GOOD TIMES CAFÉ, Rt. 116, Hinesburg, 482-4444 HIGHER GROUND, 1214 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 652-0777

HINESBURGH PUBLIC HOUSE, 10516 Vt., 116 #6A, Hinesburg, 482-5500 JAMES MOORE TAVERN, 4302 Bolton Access Rd. Bolton Valley, Jericho,434-6826 JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN, 30 Rte., 15 Jericho, 899-2223 MONKEY HOUSE, 30 Main St., Winooski, 655-4563 OAK45, 45 Main St., Winooski, 448-3740 ON TAP BAR & GRILL, 4 Park St., Essex Jct., 878-3309 PARK PLACE TAVERN, 38 Park St., Essex Jct. 878-3015 PENALTY BOX, 127 Porter’s Point Rd., Colchester, 863-2065 ROZZI’S LAKESHORE TAVERN, 1022 W. Lakeshore Dr., Colchester, 863-2342 SHELBURNE VINEYARD, 6308 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne, 9858222 STONE CORRAL BREWERY, 83 Huntington Rd., Richmond, 434-5767 SUGAR HOUSE BAR AND GRILL, 733 Queen City Park Rd., S. Burlington, 863-2909 WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK, 20 Winooski Falls Way, Winooski, 497-3525

BARRE/MONTPELIER

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ, 28 Main St., Montpelier, 229-9212 CAPITAL GROUNDS CAFÉ, 27 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800 CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820 ESPRESSO BUENO, 248 N. Main St., Barre, 479-0896 GUSTO’S, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919 KISMET, 52 State St., Montpelier, 223-8646

LA PUERTA NEGRA, 44 Main St., Montpelier, 613-3172 MULLIGAN’S IRISH PUB, 9 Maple Ave., Barre, 479-5545 NORTH BRANCH CAFÉ, 41 State St., Montpelier, 552-8105 POSITIVE PIE, 20 State St., Montpelier, 229-0453 RED HEN BAKERY + CAFÉ, 961 US Route 2, Middlesex, 223-5200 THE SKINNY PANCAKE, 89 Main St., Montpelier, 262-2253 SWEET MELISSA’S, 4 Langdon St., Montpelier, 225-6012 THREE BEAN CAFÉ, 22 Pleasant St., Randolph, 728-3533 WHAMMY BAR, 31 W. County Rd., Calais, 229-4329

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CLAIRE’S RESTAURANT & BAR, 41 Main St., Hardwick, 472-7053 MATTERHORN, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198 MOOGS PLACE, Portland St., Morrisville, 851-8225 PIECASSO PIZZARIA & LOUNGE, 899 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4411 RIMROCKS MOUNTAIN TAVERN, 394 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-9593 THE RUSTY NAIL, 1190 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245 STOWEHOF INN, 434 Edson Hill Rd., Stowe, 253-9722 SUSHI YOSHI, 1128 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-4135 SWEET CRUNCH BAKESHOP, 246 Main St., Hyde Park, 888-4887

THE CENTER BAKERY & CAFÉ, 2007 Guptil Rd., Waterbury Center, 244-7500 CORK WINE BAR & MARKET, 1 Stowe St., Waterbury, 882-8227 HOSTEL TEVERE, 203 Powderhound Rd., Warren, 496-9222 PURPLE MOON PUB, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-3422 THE RESERVOIR RESTAURANT & TAP ROOM, 1 S. Main St., Waterbury, 244-7827 SLIDE BROOK LODGE & TAVERN, 3180 German Flats Rd., Warren, 583-2202

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51 MAIN AT THE BRIDGE, 51 Main St., Middlebury, 388-8209 BAR ANTIDOTE, 35C Green St., Vergennes, 877-2555 CITY LIMITS, 14 Greene St., Vergennes, 877-6919 HATCH 31, 31 Main St., Bristol, 453-2774 TOURTERELLE, 3629 Ethan Allen Hwy., New Haven, 453-6309 TWO BROTHERS TAVERN LOUNGE & STAGE, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002

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HOP’N MOOSE BREWERY CO., 41 Center St., Rutland 775-7063 PICKLE BARREL NIGHTCLUB, Killington Rd., Killington, 422-3035

MAD RIVER VALLEY/WATERBURY CHAMPLAIN ISLANDS/ NORTHWEST BIG PICTURE THEATER & CAFÉ, 48 Carroll Rd., Waitsfield, 496-8994

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CHOW! BELLA, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405 SNOW SHOE LODGE & PUB, 13 Main St., Montgomery Center, 326-4456

UPPER VALLEY

BREAKING GROUNDS, 245 Main St., Bethel, 392-4222

NORTHEAST KINGDOM

JASPER’S TAVERN, 71 Seymour La., Newport, 334-2224 MARTELL’S AT THE FOX, 87 Edwards Rd., Jeffersonville, 644-5060 MUSIC BOX, 147 Creek Rd., Craftsbury, 586-7533 PARKER PIE CO., 161 County Rd., West Glover, 525-3366 PHAT KATS TAVERN, 101 Depot St., Lyndonville, 626-3064 THE PUB OUTBACK, 482 Vt. 114, East Burke, 626-1188 THE STAGE, 45 Broad St., Lyndonville, 427-3344 TAMARACK GRILL, 223 Shelburne Lodge Rd., East Burke, 626-7390

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MONOPOLE, 7 Protection Ave., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-563-2222 NAKED TURTLE, 1 Dock St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-566-6200.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S, 37 Court St., Plattsburgh, N.Y., 518-324-2200 PALMER ST. COFFEE HOUSE, 4 Palmer St., Plattsburgh, N.Y. 518561-6920

BAYSIDE PAVILION, 15 Georgia Shore Rd., St. Albans, 524-0909

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ll art is, in some way, about line crossing. Even the most placid landscape painting or haphazard snapshot privileges the artist’s hand and imagination over the “real.” As if to emphasize this need to cross boundaries, we use the word “transcendent” as a high compliment of creative output.

Curators and central Vermont artists M. Angelo Arnold and Gowri Savoor have applied the vague title “A Journey Across Boundaries” to a strong exhibition of 10 regional artists at Randolph’s spacious Chandler Gallery.

The show features works

by Arnold and Savoor themselves, along with Galen Cheney, Jason Galligan-Baldwin, Karen Henderson, Kerrin McCadden, Rachel Moore, Evan Premo, Jason Swift and Mary Zompetti.

Artists’ statements identify in relatively plain terms which boundary each work addresses: Some are political borders, others dichotomies between public and private, or past and present.

McCadden’s installation of ordinary furniture and household items is arranged in a tight cluster at the back of the gallery. These objects, taken from her home, are emblazoned with excerpts from McCadden’s awardwinning poetry collection Landscape With Plywood Silhouettes. The combination is surprisingly profound, largely because of her skill as a poet.

For “Oak Dresser: Bone China,” McCadden has placed segments of the poem “Bone China” in the drawers of a dresser 3 that once belonged to her grandmother. To read the

poem, a viewer must open and close the drawers from top to bottom, combining a mundane physical action with new discoveries. McCadden’s narrative is about the rupture of divorce.

In “Wall Light: How to Miss a Man,” an illuminated, wall-mounted frame features a poem excerpt whose subject matter melds the lake as a physical boundary, sewing as a barrier mender and the precise lines of a graph.

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1. “Grand Isle Home #1,” color print by Mary Zompetti 2. “Forgotten,” mixed media on wood by Gowri Savoor 3. “The Skills You Need: How to Use a Cross-Cut Saw,” graphite and oil bar on paper by Jason Swift

McCadden writes, “You need to be a graph. A grid. Numbers are perfect. You can draw two / lines on a graph that can never touch. This is what you are building.”

McCadden’s choice to place text on domestic objects dissolves the boundaries between the artist’s physical and emotional interiors.

A few other artists extend, in one way or another, this vein of domesticity through the show. If furniture can be “queered,” Arnold has done it with “Sunday’s Best,” a six-foot-tall anthropomorphic sculpture made of furniture components. The bipedal figure stands defiantly atop a plush footstool, boasting lace and tassel accessories and a very large chair-leg phallus. The work is sexual and strange, and joyfully flaunts its rejection of the principle of furniture as functional object.

In his artist’s statement, which reads a bit like a Facebook rant, Arnold proclaims, “The main focus of this work is to bring a poetic, three-dimensional narrative that states, ‘Do not fear different religions, skin tones, sexuality, and the corporate police state that has set the boundaries…’”

The work that most closely approximates a literal boundary is Arnold’s “Do Not Cross,” which looks like four wooden folding chairs piled together and stretched to the sky. The “seats” of the bench-like sculpture are high enough that viewers can pass under them, if they dare to cross.

Such feisty goading plays into Arnold’s “The Times,” as well. A hollow trunk of translucent plastic approximately three feet high and four feet long has been locked with a small golden padlock — a Pandora’s box begging to be opened. The contents — if any — remain a mystery.

Home is the subject of Zompetti’s series of altered photographs. In “Grand Isle Home #1,” the artist’s bright-pink 1875 farmhouse stands out against a blue sky. Rather than present the photo as a

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ROAM WIDELY AMONG GEOGRAPHICAL AND EMOTIONAL LANDSCAPES.

INFO

TARA THACKER: Ceramic sculpture, installation and large-scale photography by the Vermont artist. Reception: Friday, August 12, 6-8 p.m. August 12-September 4. Info, 253-8358. Helen Day Art Center in Stowe.

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BONNIE BAIRD: “As the Crow Flies,” an exhibition of landscape oil paintings rendered with a limited palette and simple geometry.

Reception: Friday, August 12, 5-7 p.m. August 12-September 25. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall ˜ eater in Middlebury.

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‘WONDERING SPIRITS’: Sculptures by Nora Valdez, Rick Rothrock and Bart Shigeru Uchida.

Reception: Friday, August 12, 6 p.m. August 10-September 10. Info, galleries@castleton. edu. Castleton Downtown Gallery in Rutland.

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BARBARA GREY AND SACHIKO YOSHIDA: “Mixing Oil and Water,” an exhibition of oil paintings of barns, brooks and mountains shown alongside watercolors of elegant flowers and fruits. August 13-September 24.

Info, 748-0158. Northeast Kingdom Artists Guild in St. Johnsbury.

‘MODES OF CONDUCTION’ ARTISTS’ LECTURE: German artists Vesko Goesel, Peter Miller and Viktoria Strecker discuss their site-specific works in an installation curated by Overnight Projects. BCA Center, Burlington, ˜ ursday, August 11, 6-7:30 p.m. Info, overnightprojects@ gmail.com.

OPEN STUDIO: BETH KENDRICK: ˜ e artist invites the public to view new encaustic and mixed media works depicting the Tree of Life narrative. Beth Kendrick, Waitsfield, Saturday, August 13, 10 a.m.-3 p.m. Info, 595-3788.

OPENING: SCAVENGER STUDIO: Stacy Hopkins of Scavenger Gallery celebrates the opening of her new jewelry studio, housed in a 1750s blacksmith shop. Scavenger Studio, Hartland Four Corners, Wednesday, August 10, 6:30-8 p.m. Info, scavenger.gallery@gmail.com.

‘SAVE THE BOAT HOUSE’: A benefit art sale of new works by local fine artists including Candy Barr, Jacqueline Call, Libby Davidson, Mary Krause and Golden True. Proceeds to be split evenly between artists and Charlie’s Boathouse. Cash or checks only. Vermont Art Supply, Burlington, Friday, August 12, 6:30-9 p.m. Info, 863-3614.

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SILO CELEBRATION: Potluck event recognizing the debut of Sarah C. Rutherford’s silo murals, with a presentation of the project’s history and a ribbon-cutting ceremony. ˜ e Silos, Jeffersonville, Friday, August 12, 5-8 p.m. Info, 644-1960.

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‘THE SPACE BETWEEN’: A symposium in sculpture, dance, music and architecture presented by sculptor David Stromeyer, dancer Vicky Tansey and architect Budge Upton. Arrive by 12:15 p.m. Refreshments served. Cold Hollow Sculpture Park, Enosburg Falls, Saturday, August 13, 12:30-4:30 p.m. Info, 512-333-2119.

VIRGINIA BEAHAN: A solo exhibition of works by the photographer and Dartmouth College senior lecturer. August 17-September 17. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

‘ARTIVISTS IN ACTION: CONTEMPORARY ENVIRONMENTAL ART AND ITS POTENTIAL TO TRANSFORM SOCIETY’: Vermont artist Ariel K. Burgess talks about how art can be used for communication, education and creative problem solving in the face of climate change.

Refreshments. Birds of Vermont Museum, Huntington, ˜ ursday, August 11, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Suggested donation: $10. Info, 434-2167.

BROADWAY MUSICAL FLOWER SHOW: A flower show hosted by the Waitsfield Mt. Gardeners in which guests can pair 20 arrangements with musical titles chosen by the gardeners. Some arrangements available in a silent auction.

Waitsfield Inn, Saturday, August 13, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $2. Info, 496-9416.

FESTIVAL OF THE ARTS: ˜ e eighth annual community event features 60 artists, live music, children’s art activities, food and beverages, as well as newly painted silos by Sarah C. Rutherford. Various Jeffersonville locations, Saturday, August 13, 10 a.m.-4 p.m.

Info, 644-1960.

HYDE NIGHT OUT: Visitors enjoy extended museum hours, with the opportunity to do yoga with instructor Robin Weber among the artworks in the Charles R. Wood Gallery. RSVP required. ˜ e Hyde Collection, Glens Falls N.Y., ˜ ursday, August 11, 7 p.m. $10 members, $12 nonmembers. Info, 518-792-1761.

SYMPOSIUM AND PERFORMANCE: ‘THE SPACE BETWEEN’: Artist David Stromeyer, dancer Vicky Tansey and architect Budge Upton explore liminality from their respective disciplines. Each will speak separately, allowing time for group conversation. Chairs and refreshments provided, BYO lunch. Cold Hollow Sculpture Park, Enosburg Falls, Saturday, August 13, 11 a.m.-4:30 p.m. Info, 512-333-2119.

TALK: ART AND POLITICS: Diana Huston presents an illustrated overview of historical interactions between art and politics in the first half of the 20th century, particularly in relation to ideologies or nationalist movements in Nazi Germany, the Soviet Union, Spain and Mexico. Jewish Community of Greater Stowe, Wednesday, August 17, 7 p.m.

Info, 253-1800.

TALK: STEPHANIE ROBISON: ˜ e August sculptor-in-residence discusses her new work, methods and aesthetic. ˜ e Carving Studio & Sculpture Center, West Rutland, Wednesday, August 10, 7 p.m. Info, 438-2097.

TOUR: ‘ART AT HAND’: Specially trained guides lead visitors who are blind or visually impaired through museum gardens and grounds.

Participants can hear detailed descriptions of works and touch related tactile pieces.

Preregister by calling 985-3346, ext. 3392.

Shelburne Museum, Tuesday, August 16, 9:30-11:30 a.m. Info, 985-3346.

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LIFE DRAWING/PAINTING: Join fellow artists for drop-in figure drawing. All mediums welcome. Chairs are available, but BYO easel.

T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, ˜ ursday, August 11, 7-9 p.m. $12. Info, 839-5349.

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Cheney complicates any meditation on hard lines. Her approximately 10-foot-square wall-mounted collage “The Day That Wasn’t Yesterday” is a feast of color, edges and textures. The Middlesex artist has torn up previously painted canvases and layered them in a wild remix. The work is unified by its own logic of disarray, shot through with orange and black lines; an imposing circle of navy paint dominates the lower right quadrant.

Cartography is a source of inspiration for both Moore and Savoor. The new director of Helen Day Art Center in Stowe, multimedia artist Moore distills the topic of geographical boundaries down to stark street maps in “Michail Psellou.” It is drawn in thick black lines on layered, translucent vellum.

Her statement explains that these are streets with which she became familiar during a stint in Thessaloniki, Greece, in 2009-10.

In contrast, Savoor’s territories are three-dimensional and brightly colored. The sculptor has long used elements found in nature to create evocative wallhung and installation pieces. Here she deploys the conventions of map making to construct what appear to be imaginary places. In “Diaspora,” an undulating surface of blue, 3D-printed plastic pins of various heights, with heads the size of gumballs, is attached to a wallmounted board. The pins rise from a fluid topographic landscape painted in pink, purple, blue and gray. The piece suggests infinite change and movement.

Arnold and Savoor have assembled works that roam widely among geographical and emotional landscapes and demonstrate that the two can be inseparable. The territory explored here can feel overwhelming. Overall, though, “A Journey Across Boundaries” reminds us that humans have an inherent need to categorize. For better or worse, the constant identifying, imagining and crossing of lines is a bedrock pattern of our lives — and a rich terrain for artists to explore, interpret and disrupt.

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“pure” document, Zompetti has manipulated the negative so its perspective is wavy, and sprinkles of small, red-edged dots make the house seem about to burst into flames. Like memory, the image is fickle and in flux.

Scrag Mountain Music cofounder Premo offers “Reflection,” a musical composition about the absence — or destruction — of home. It was created shortly after Hurricane Katrina, which Premo’s statement describes as “a time when the borders of land and sea were all but eliminated.”

Played on the double bass, the piece evokes both wistfulness and hope.

Two paintings by Swift, “The Skills You Need: How to Use a Cross-Cut Saw” and “The Skills You Need: How to Use the Hammer,” face each other across the gallery.

They feature enlarged renderings of instructional diagrams for using household tools, on a background of deep-yellow rectangles.

Juxtaposed with the contemporary color field, the universally recognizable didactic images become absurd. A sharp line of color contrast separates each paired diagram and color block.

Galligan-Baldwin employs a similar compositional technique in two of his acrylic paintings, titled “Journey #4” and “Journey #5.” Here the dominant color fields are a cloudy teal and a dusty pink, respectively. Razor-sharp slices of color — in a palette of jawbreaker-esque pastels — occupy the canvases’ top third.

For this artist, a Norwich University assistant professor, the hard line between fields is transmutable, however. In each work, one small drop of the paintings’ top motifs descends into the monochrome field that takes up their bottom two thirds — suggesting rebellion, or perhaps happenstance.

In Henderson’s subtly hued stitched and woven fiber art, a defining element of landscape and horizon invokes the line-as-boundary. The Montpelier artist’s 40-by-70-inch mounted “Storm Lifting” consists of five heavily stitched panels sewn to a larger panel depicting hazy gray mountains. The poetic implication is that earth and sky are connected by needle and thread. The work’s rough symmetry makes it hard not to think, As above, so below.

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‘60 PAINTINGS BY THE ART TEAM BILLYBOB’: An exhibition of works by William Coil and Robert Green. Through August 31. Info, 651-9692. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

‘AMAZING GRACE’: A group exhibition celebrating the past 40 years of Grass Roots Art and Community Effort, which is committed to developing and promoting self-taught artists.

Artists include Gayleen Aiken, Larry Bissonnette, Merrill Densmore, Dot Kibbee, Roland Rochette, Curtis Tatro and others. Through September 3. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery, Flynn Center in Burlington.

THE ARTIST’S FAMILY: “The A tist’s Family,” a group art exhibit and dance performance exploring the wild and varied subject of family. Through August 31. Info, joymadden@yahoo.com. Rose Street Artists’ Cooperative and Gallery in Burlington.

AUSTIN SCRIVENS: Illustrations by the Vermont artist. Through September 30. Info, 865-6227.

Uncommon Grounds Coffee and Tea in Burlington.

CARL RUBINO: “From the Bark of a Single Tree,” abstract macro-photography images of compositions found on the bark of a tree on a tiny island in the Adirondacks. Through August 31. Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

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‘Visionary Conspiracy’ and ‘Soft Bomb Barre’ Under the auspices of Studio Place Arts, Barre has temporarily

exploded with fiber art, by way of two exhibitions that juxtapose the language of war with the soft power of textiles and art. “Visionary Conspiracy” presents works by 14 members of the Vermont chapter of the national Surface Design Association, made using “an arsenal of threads, textiles, wool, needles and looms.” On SPA’s second floor, visitors can check out backstrap weaving looms and then take to the outdoors to see

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more than 30 “soft bomb” installations throughout downtown. From a purple heart added to the stone monument “Youth Triumphant” in City Hall Park to a patchwork easy chair, there’s no shortage of discoveries to be made. A list of locations is available online or at SPA. Through August 27. Pictured: “Imaginary Landscape,” weaving by Betsy Wing.

CALL TO ARTISTS ‘THE ENVIRONMENTAL PORTRAIT’: Seeking submissions of portrait photography that employ the surrounding environment to enhance the subject’s narrative. Exhibition to be juried by art writer Shana Nys Dambrot. For details and to submit, visit darkroomgallery.com. Deadline: August 10. Darkroom Gallery, Essex Junction. $29 for first five images; $5 for each additional. Info, 777-3686.

DIGITAL ART INSTALLATION: Seven Days seeks submissions of interactive digital art installations for its annual Tech Jam job fair on October 21 and 22. Size is negotiable. Interested artists may send a brief explanation of the project, digital images if available and a resume to corey@sevendaysvt. com. Deadline: September 16. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction. Info, 865-1020, ext.

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‘EYES THAT CAN SEE’: Seeking photographs made in Vermont for an upcoming exhibition curated by Burlington photographer Monika Rivard. Artists may submit up to fi e photographs to eyesthatcansee.vermont@gmail.com. Deadline: October 1.

New City Galerie, Burlington.

MICHAEL BUCKLEY: “Coffee, Tea and You,” an exhibition of works by the late Vermont artist made using those beverages. Through August 31. Info, 658-6016. Speeder & Earl’s Coffee, Pine Street, in Burlington.

MIMI MAGYAR: “Obsessive Compulsive Dzines,” an exhibition of works in graph paper and ink. Through October 31. Info, 301-938-8981. Revolution Kitchen in Burlington.

NEYSA RUSSO: “Scenes From an Orchard,” felt tapestries featuring creative design composition and a dramatic use of color. Through September 30.

Info, 439-9875. Feldman’s Bagels in Burlington.

NORTHERN VERMONT ARTIST ASSOCIATION MEMBERS’ SHOW: A group exhibition featuring approximately 75 works in painting, drawing, sculpture, pastel and more by 40 artist members.

Through August 26. Info, 578-2512. The S .A.C.E. Gallery in Burlington.

PAM STEEG: Photographs from the Burning Man festival in the Black Rock Desert of Nevada.

Through August 31. Info, pamsteeg@gmavt.net. The Tap Room at Switchback Brewing in Burlington.

‘RUN! JUMP! FLY! ADVENTURES IN ACTION’: A traveling exhibition created by the Minnesota Children’s Museum allows visitors to engage in strength, coordination, balance and endurance training exercises in their own adventure stories.

Through September 11. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

CARLY KEMP: “Peace of My Heart,” paintings that reflect the a tist’s love of Burlington. Through September 30. Info, 383-1505. New Moon Café in Burlington.

‘A SLICE OF LIFE: EVERYDAY EXPERIENCES & SNIPPETS OF AN ARTIST’S LIFE’: A group exhibition featuring works in a variety of mediums that offer a glimpse of the artist’s life, from the most intimate to the most public moments. Through August 31.

Info, 859-9222. Art’s Alive Gallery in Burlington.

CHARLIE HUDSON: “Not Really,” a solo exhibition of layered, landscape-inspired paintings by the Australian American artist. Through August 30.

Info, 864-5884. Karma Bird House Gallery in Burlington.

STELLA MARRS: “In Her Shoes,” a solo exhibition of new painting, drawing and multimedia works by the Burlington artist. Through October 25. Info, joseph@newcitygalerie.org. Info, 355-5440. New City Galerie in Burlington.

DICK BRUNELLE: New abstract paintings in watercolors, acrylic and mixed media. Through August 31. Info, 651-8834. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

TODD R. LOCKWOOD: “Portraiture Reimagined,” an exhibition of “cinema portraits,” a convergence of portrait photography, cinema and writing. Through September 3. Info, 860-2700, ext. 8980. Champlain College Art Gallery in Burlington.

DJ BARRY: “The Le tovers,” paintings and prints by the Middlesex stencil artist. Through August 31.

Info, 658-4771. Nectar’s in Burlington.

ETHAN AZARIAN: “Finished or Unfinished,” an exhi bition of paintings including works from the artist’s “Not So Famous Cities” series. Through September 1. Info, 363-4746. Flynndog in Burlington.

‘FIXED/FLUXED’: In recognition of the Seven Below Arts initiative, this group exhibition brings together 11 former residents for an initiative meant to “de-emphasize the gallery space as a place for fixed, final products, and reposition it as a plac for transitory work and evolving ideas.” Through October 1. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

JAMES BENOIT: “City Limits,” an exhibition of black-and-white photographs of Burlington architecture and landmarks. Through September 10. Info, 448-3350. Phoenix Books Burlington.

JENNIE KRISTEL: “Summer Reflections and isions of Home,” monoprints exploring the realms of home and water. Through August 31. Info, 373-5030.

Brickwork Art Studios in Burlington.

‘THE WAY WE SEE THINGS: AN AWESOME PHOTOGRAPHY SHOW’: Digital photographs by students of the VSA Vermont Adult Arts Education photography class, with a variety of photographic approaches, styles and subjects. Through August 31. Info, heidi@vsavt.org. Info, 865-7211. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

‘WOMEN IN THE MEN’S ROOM’: Collaborative exhibition featuring sculptures by Susan Raber Bray, Leslie Fry and Riki Moss, and paintings by Janet Fredericks and Pamela Murphy. Through September 30. Info, 864-2088. Artspace 106 at the Men’s Room in Burlington.

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‘ARTIFACT’: An exhibition of images by 41 photographers — three from Vermont — whose images in some way address relics of the past.

Through August 14. Info, 777-3686. Darkroom Gallery in Essex Junction.

LABELS FOR LIBATIONS: Artists are invited to submit their designs to be featured on the next can of Art Hop Ale. Visit magichat.net/seaba for details and to submit. Deadline: August 29. Magic Hat Artifactory, South Burlington. Info, 859-9222.

public mural projects at City Market’s second store. For specifications and to submit, visit citymarket.coop/southend. Deadline: September 12. City Market/Onion River Co-op, Burlington.

Info, 861-9700.

‘MAN IN THE LANDSCAPE’: Seeking submissions of images addressing humans’ impact on Earth, for an exhibition to be juried by Brett Erickson.

For details and to submit, visit photoplacegallery. com. Deadline: August 15. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury. $30 for up to fi e images; $7 for each additional. Info, 388-4500.

VIDEO INSTALLATION ART: New yoga studio at Railroad Apothecary seeks video installation art to screen during First Friday Art Walks and Art Hop. Deadline: August 22. To submit, email sukhpran@gmail.com. Railyard Apothecary, Burlington. Info, sukhpran@gmail.com.

REQUEST FOR QUALIFICATIONS: Artists and craft persons are invited to submit proposals for three

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‘BEING PRESENT’: A group exhibition featuring the work of 25 of artists currently represented by the gallery, offering a visual and contextual reflection on its 25th year. Through September 13. Info, 985 3848. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne.

‘GRANDMA MOSES: AMERICAN MODERN’: This exhibition co-organized with Bennington Museum showcases more than 60 paintings, works on paper and related materials by Anna Mary Robertson Moses, aka Grandma Moses, alongside work by other 19th- and 20th-century folk and modern artists. Through October 20. DOMINIQUE EHRMANN: “Once Upon A Quilt,” an exhibition of 16 quilts by the Québec-based fiber a tist. Through October 31.

GEORGE SHERWOOD: “Wind, Waves and Light,” an outdoor exhibition of eight large-scale, stainless steel kinetic sculptures. Through October 31. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

‘IN LAYERS: THE ART OF THE EGG’: A group exhibition of 20-plus artists whose works focus on the beauty, biology and essence of eggs. Through October 31. Info, 434-2167. Birds of Vermont Museum in Huntington.

LINDA & DEAN MORAN: “The A t of Marbled Fabrics,” an exhibition featuring nearly two dozen works of hand-marbled fabrics. Through August 31.

Info, 878-6956. Brownell Library in Essex Junction.

LYNN ANN POWERS: Watercolors of stained-glass windows, representing changing seasons and traditional designs. Through September 30. Info, 879-4988. Village Green Florist in Essex Junction.

MICHAEL CUNNINGHAM: The Granvi le photographer exhibits images taken on trips to Europe and England during the 1970s, as well as images from coastal Maine, Vermont, New York and provinces of Canada. Through August 31. Info, 767-3844.

Healthy Living Market & Café in South Burlington.

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AMANDA AMEND: “Viajes (Travels),” watercolors by the Vermont artist. Through August 26. Info, 828-0749. Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier.

‘NOTES OF COLOR’: Works in a variety of mediums and styles by members of the Vermont Art Resource Association. Through September 16. ANN SARCKA: An exhibition of prints, acrylic paintings and photography. Through September 16. Info, 262-6035. T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier.

HERBERT A. DURFEE JR.: Black-and-white photographs taken in Europe in the early 1950s by the late Burlington physician. Through October 31.

Info, 595-4866. The Hi e in Middlesex.

Elley-Long Music Center at St. Michaels College the Hardwick Townhouse

For more information: 1-800-639-3443 or visit www.craftsburychamberplayers.org

‘SOFT BOMB BARRE’: An array of fiber a t installations placed throughout downtown, including a pop-up weaving studio. Through August 27. Info, 479-7069. Various Barre locations.

SUMMER ART SHOW & SLOW-POUR COFFEE: Second summer exhibition of works by the collective’s 15 artists, and a celebration of new in-gallery specialty coffee bar, Tremolo. Through August 27.

Info, 272-0908. The Front in Montpelie .

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TOM WIES: “Elusive Element,” an exhibition of photographs taken over the last four years in Scandinavia, Serbia, Ireland and sites across the United States, featuring landscapes, portraits and abstractions of nature. Through September 30.

Info, 223-5811. Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier.

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‘ROBERT DOUGLAS HUNTER AND HIS STUDENTS’: An exhibition of 24 paintings by the artist popularly considered “Dean of the Boston School of Painting,” as well as more than 50 works by students. Through September 5. ANDREW ORR AND HIS STUDENTS: Landscapes by the Vermont artist and workshop students, including Janet Bonneau, Nancy Calicchio, Julie Davis, Peggy DuPont, Fiona Cooper Fenwick, Barbara Jensen, Mary Krause, Julie McGowan, Howard Mitchell, Dan Pattullo, Kari-Unn Paye, John Richards, Jody Siegle and Linda Van Cooper. Through September 5. Info, 644-5100. Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

CAROL O’MALIA: “Intermission,” paintings of summer scenes. Through August 13. DAVID STROMEYER: “Visions in Steel,” a selection of large outdoor sculptures and smaller interior works, presented in collaboration with Cold Hollow Sculpture Park. Through September 9. Info, 253-8943. est Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe.

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‘EXPOSED’: The 25th annual outdoor sculpture exhibit, featuring Korean artist JaeHyo Lee, among other works by local and national artists. Through October 15. MOLLY DAVIES: “Beyond the Far Blue Mountains,” a remastered digital projection of the original 16mm “three-screen fairytale.”

Through N vember 13. PAT STEIR: An exhibition of prints and drawings by the world-renowned New York painter, accompanied by video of the artist by Molly Davies. Through N vember 13. Info, 253-8358. Helen Day Art Center in Stowe.

JUDITH WREND: “Sculpture,” a solo exhibition featuring outdoor, freestanding interior and wallmounted pieces that explore light, space, color and reflection. Through September 5. Info, 888-1261 River Arts in Morrisville.

PATTY CASTELLINI: New monotype prints by the New Hampshire artist. Through August 31. Info, 253-1818. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe.

SUMMER SHOW: Works from four contemporary Vermont artists: Arista Alanis, Molly Davies, Sebastian Sweatman and Craig Wiltse. Through September 5. Info, sebsweatman@gmail.com.

Vermont Contemporary Art Space in Stowe.

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JULIANA CASSINO FECHTER: “Landscape: An Emotional Place,” an exhibition of paintings of local trees and environments. Through September 10. Info, 426-3581. Jaquith Public Library in Marshfield

ROGER WEINGARTEN: “Nightsong With Parasol,” more than 80 digital prints and sculpture incorporating metamorphosis, history and humor.

Through August 16. Info, 595-5252. Center for A ts and Learning in Montpelier.

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‘IMPRESSIONS’: An exhibition of works by members of Two Rivers Printmaking Studio, including Lois Beatty, Maureen O’Connor Burgess, Patty Castellini, Janet Cathey, Rachel Gross, Sheri Hancock-Tomek, Victoria Shalvah Herzberg, Judy Lampe, Carol Lippman, Elizabeth Mayor, Emily Parrish, Nori Pepe and Nancy Wightman. Through September 9. Info, 371-4100. Central Vermont Medical Center in Berlin.

RENÉE BOUCHARD: “Kaleidoscopic Pathos,” an exhibition of paintings that address landscape and human experience. Through September 30. Info, 223-5811. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

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‘VISIONARY CONSPIRACY’: An exhibition of fiber art by 14 members of the Vermont chapter of the Surface Design Association. Through August 27.

GLORIA LYNN: Paintings, sculptures and fiber a t by the Williamstown artist and family members.

Through August 27. Info, 479-7069. Studio Place Arts in Barre.

PETER ARTHUR WEYRAUCH: “Rodz Series,” photographs taken at car shows in Vermont and New York over the past decade. Through September 30. Info, 223-2518. Montpelier Senior Activity Center.

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‘BIG ART, BOLD VISION’: An exhibition curated by Janet Van Fleet featuring enlargements of works by 16 artists in mall windows. Artists include: Rosalind Daniels, Anna Dibble, Janet Fredericks, Jessa Gilbert, Steven P. Goodman, Wendy James, Mark Lorah, Mickey Myers, Maggie Neale, Elizabeth Nelson, Adelaide Murphy Tyrol, Arthur Schaller, Jayne Shoup, David Smith, Kathy Stark and Frank Woods. Through N vember 26. Info, janetvanfleet@fairpoint.net. Info, 229-4151. Berlin Ma l.

MICHAEL SMITH: “¿Hungry?” paintings of foods such as Wonderbread, chicken and blueberry pie.

Through N vember 1. Info, 479-7069. Morse Block Deli in Barre.

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SUSAN BULL RILEY, ERIC TOBIN, KAREN & JACK WINSLOW: An exhibition of paintings by the Vermont artists. Through September 7. Info, 644-8183. Visions of Vermont in Jeffersonville.

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“Meditating Memory,” an exhibition in which the photo-based artists and friends explore a visual inquiry into the persistent force of memory and the manifestation of time. Reception: Friday, August 12, 6-8 p.m. Through September 17. Info, 244-7801.

Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop in Waterbury.

ANNELEIN BEUKENKAMP: A solo exhibition of watercolor paintings by the Burlington artist, produced by Valley Arts. Through October 10. Info, 496-6682. The Bridges ermont Resort & Tennis Club in Warren.

BILLY BRAUER: A solo exhibition spanning fi e decades of the Vermont artist’s career, including paintings and etchings from the 1960s. Through September 5. Info, 583-5832. Bundy Modern Gallery in Waitsfield CASEY ROBERTS: “Bathed in Light,” a solo exhibition of sparsely detailed, nature-inspired cyanotype drawings. Through August 27. Info, 617-842-3332.

Walker Contemporary in Waitsfield DAVID GARTEN: “La Habana Te Llama — Havana Is Calling You,” an exhibit of 25 new images from the photographer’s post-normalization trips to Cuba. Wednesday through Sunday, noon to 6 p.m.

Through September 5. Info, 496-5516. David Ga ten Photo in Waitsfield FRANK COVINO RETROSPECTIVE: An exhibition of paintings by the late artist and teacher, who painted and taught verdaccio technique in the Florentine style of the Old Masters. Through September 3. Info, 496-6682. Festival Gallery in Waitsfield JEREMY LEE MACKENZIE: “Hidden Blueprints,” an exhibition of scroll woodcuts designed during the artist’s prison sentence. Through August 21. Info, 496-3065. Waitsfield United Church of Christ

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‘PHOTO SHOW AT THE ROUND BARN’: The 27th an nual community-based exhibition featuring works from amateur and professional photographers.

Through September 5. Info, 496-7722. Joslyn Round Barn in Waitsfield

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‘ADDISON COUNTY IN PROFILE: SILHOUETTES FROM THE SHELDON ARCHIVES’: An exhibit of rarely displayed silhouettes of early residents of Addison County, from the 1800s to 1900s,

including many prominent and accomplished personalities. Through September 3. ‘PEDALING THROUGH HISTORY: 150 YEARS OF THE BICYCLE’: In recognition of the 150th anniversary of the first pedal bicycle patent, this exhibition showcases the extensive bicycle collection of Glenn Eames, which traces the evolution of the bicycle through today.

Through October 16. Info, 388-2117. Hen y Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

HOMER WELLS: A solo exhibition of landscapes created with automotive paint on aluminum by the Monkton artist, originally trained as a sign maker.

Through August 31. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery Mill Street in Middlebury.

‘MARK OF THE MACHINE’: A group exhibition of works in a variety of mediums by past and present members of Generator maker space.

Through August 31. Info, 863-6458. Frog Ho low in Middlebury.

‘QUAKER MADE: VERMONT FURNITURE, 18201835’: Furniture made by Monkton Quaker Stephen Foster Stevens, exhibited alongside account books, diaries, documents, photographs and other personal ephemera. Through October 30. Info, 877-3406. Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh.

f RORY JACKSON: “All in One County,” an exhibition of landscapes throughout Addison County, from the mountains of Lincoln to the edge of Lake Champlain. Reception: Friday, August 12, 5-7 p.m. Through August 31. Info, 989-7419. Edgewater Gallery Merchants Row in Middlebury.

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BILL WOLFF: Exhibition of wood sculpture, influenced y the Japanese traditional process of yosegi zukuri, in which multiple pieces of partially hollowed wood are assembled together. Through August 21. Info, 438-2097. The Ca ving Studio & Sculpture Center Gallery in West Rutland.

CAROLYN SHATTUCK: “Unstill Lifes,” an exhibition of oil-on-canvas paintings and mixed-media works on clayboard. Through September 30. Info, 773-1801. Rutland City Hall.

‘THE EFFECTS OF BIRDSONG ON SHIFTING STRATA’: Paintings and poems by Tom Merwin and the Artists of the Forty-Seven Main Street Group.

Through August 27. Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

f ‘EFFERVESCENCE’: The 2016 juried showcase features 26 artists working in diverse media, from wood and ceramics to anime-style illustration, landscape photography and abstract collage.

Reception: Friday, August 19, 5-7 p.m. Through September 24. Info, 775-0356. Chaffee Art Center in Rutland.

‘SOLIDS AND SURFACES’: Handcrafted furniture

by Richard Haver and painted landscapes by Grace Mellow. Through August 30. Info, 247-4956.

Brandon Artists Guild.

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‘COURAGEOUS SPEECH’: An exhibition of works by 27 member artists, along with text that examines each artworks’ relationship to an issue about which the artist feels strongly. Through August 31. Info, 528-5222. 10 S. Main St. in St. Albans.

‘SWEET HARMONY BY THE LAKE’: Intergenerational art show opening featuring inspirational flags created y island schoolchildren, seniors, community members and gallery artists.

Through October 16. Info, 378-4591. Grand Isle A t Works.

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‘ART ON THE FARM’: Exhibition curated by Edythe Wright featuring sculpture by Lela Keen Jaacks, Lily O’Hara, Steve Read, Ian Campbell Swordy, Linda Treash and Brooks Wright. The show is a co laboration with the Fable Collective farmers, who have created a path through the fields of four family farms. Thursdays. Info, edythe. .wright@gmail.com.

Fable Farm in Barnard.

‘BIRDS ARE DINOSAURS’: An exhibit that traces the evolution of birds from dinosaurs, featuring skeletons, life-size replicas and hands-on activities.

Through October 31. Info, 359-5000. ermont Institute of Natural Science Nature Center in Quechee.

‘THE BIRDS’: The fou th annual exhibition of collages and prints by Ben Peberdy of Deluxe Unlimited and W. David Powell. Through August 31.

Info, 295-0808. Scavenger Gallery in White River Junction.

CAROL LIPPMAN: “A Path to the Unconscious,” new prints made using solarplate etching technology combined with collagraph and other printmaking media. Through September 30. Info, 295-5901. wo Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

POLLY FORCIER: “Early American Decoration,” a retrospective exhibition of stenciled and painted objects by the local stenciling expert, including replicas of different types of hand-decorated early American objects. Through October 31. Info, 649 0124. Norwich Historical Society and Community Center.

‘UNBOUND VOL. V’: Sixth annual juried exhibition of book art by artists working in New England and New York, opened in tandem with Bookstock Literary Festival. Through August 27. Info, 457 3500. ArtisTree Community Arts Center & Gallery in South Pomfret.

‘WINNERS AND NOT’: An exhibition hosted by the Bradford Historical Society includes a large display of vintage political posters, buttons and pamphlets from state and federal elections. Through October 31. Info, 222-4423. Bradford Academy.

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ANN YOUNG: “The F rain,” paintings by the Barton artist. Through September 30. Info, 323-7759. Th 99 Gallery and Center in Newport.

‘EAST MEETS WEST’: A wide range of works inspired by the landscapes and lore of the American East and West, referencing pervading myths of the American frontier and the ever-diminishing freedoms of Native Americans. Through October 13. Info, 533-2045. Miller’s Thumb Ga lery in Greensboro.

ELIZABETH NELSON: Landscape paintings of the Northeast. Through September 19. Info, 525-3366.

Parker Pie Co. in West Glover.

ERIC AHO: “Toward a Bright Opening,” solo exhibition of landscapes by the Saxtons River painter, whose recent works incorporate a prominent void, hole or portal. Through October 10. Info, 748-2600.

Catamount Arts Center in St. Johnsbury.

GEORGIA LANDAU: “Real and Imagined Works in Paint and Clay,” an exhibition of works by the Montpelier artist. Through August 28. Info, 563 2037. White Water Gallery in East Hardwick.

‘MIRROR/MIRROR’: An exhibition reflecting upon the looking glass and all that it contains, from telescopes to magic tricks, disco balls to dentistry, fashion to psychotherapy, myth to superstition.

Through May 1. Info, 626-4409. The Museum o Everyday Life in Glover.

PHYLLIS J. HAMMOND: A retrospective of works by the late Newport artist and author of Traveling With Wildflowers: From Newfoundland to Alaska.

Through September 10. Info, 334-1966. MAC Center for the Arts Gallery in Newport.

‘X-RAY VISION: FISH INSIDE OUT’: A traveling exhibition from the Smithsonian Institution featuring 40 large-scale digital prints of X-rays of several species of fish. Through June 1. Info 748-2372. Fairbanks Museum and Planetarium in St. Johnsbury.

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AYN HANNAH: “Mapping With Stitches,” new textile art quilts combining layered fabric with thread “drawing.” ERIC BOYER: “Convergence,” sensuous sculptures made from wire mesh. Through August 31. Info, 257-4777. Gallery in the Woods in Brattleboro.

‘Mark of the Machine’ The handmade

meets the mechanical in this exhibition of works created at Generator maker space, currently on view at Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery in Burlington. Described as a group of “hobbyists, tinkerers, craftsmen and professionals,” Generator members have access to fully equipped wood, metal and jewelry shops, as well as a laser cutter and 3D printer. Subject matter ranges from the Vermont landscape to video-game art. Courtney Reckord’s line of cast jewelry scales down and renders the topographies of Mount Mansfield and Camel’s Hump in brass, silver and gold for tiny wearable landscapes. For his “Blooper, bloopers,” Jake Blend has etched Super Mario Bros. video-game art onto slate, creating a futuristic petroglyph effect. Other contributing artists are Jean

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Cherouny, Alex Costantino, Alix Klien, Turner Osler and Jim Wick. Through August 31. Pictured: Mount Mansfield pendant by Reckord.

ART SHOWS

‘UNION STATION: GATEWAY TO THE WORLD’: An exhibit of images and stories of Brattleboro’s Union Station, home of BMAC, to mark the 100th anniversary of its opening. Through October 23.

‘UP IN ARMS: TAKING STOCK OF GUNS’: A group exhibition considers the enormous physical, psychological and symbolic power of guns in the U.S. Artists include Liu Bolin, Linda Bond, Kyle Cassidy, Madeline Fan, Susan Graham, Jane Hammond, Don Nice, Sabine Pearlman and Jerilea Zempel. Through October 23. JAMIE YOUNG: “Chaos and Light,” a solo exhibition of paintings depicting several species of vines covering trees all over New England. Through October 23. PHILIP J. CALABRIA: “The Sti led Passage: Photographs of Unrestored Ellis Island,” photographs of the historical immigration passageway. Through August 29. Info, 257-0124. Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

JON GREGG: “Evolving a Mark,” paintings by the Vermont Studio Center cofounder. Through August 14. Info, 251-8290. Mitchell Giddings Fine Arts in Brattleboro.

‘LANDSCAPES AFTER RUSKIN: REDEFINING THE SUBLIME’: An exhibition curated by American artist Joel Sternfeld, who uses Victorian scholar John Ruskin’s work as a departure point for contextualizing contemporary renderings of landscapes and nature. Works are by Joseph Beuys, Katherine Bradford, Christo, Gustave Courbet, Naoya Hatakeyama, Anselm Kiefer, Raymond Pettibon, Gerhard Richter, Thomas Ru f, Ai Wei Wei, David Wojnarowicz and more. This show also se ves as the world debut of Sternfeld’s 2016 film London Bridge. Through N vember 27. Info, 952-1056. Hall Art Foundation in Reading.

ROBERT MCBRIDE: “Colorfully Informed,” abstract paintings by the Bellows Falls artist. Through August 26. Info, 869-2960. Main Street Arts in Saxtons River.

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DAVID BREWSTER: “Quixotic Encounters,” a 20-year retrospective of alla prima (wet-on-wet) oil paintings. KATHRYN WIEGERS: “Creation,” an exhibition of paintings based on the seven days of creation from the book of Genesis. Through October 3.

Info, 362-1405. Elizabeth de C. Wilson Museum, Southern Vermont Arts Center, in Manchester.

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ERIKA LAWLOR SCHMIDT: A solo exhibition of recent works, some inspired by the first wome ’s rights convention held in Seneca Falls, N.Y., and featuring collages of American furnishings with repurposed paper doilies and stitched thread.

Through August 13. PETER FRIED AND CELIA REISMAN: “Painting in the Neighborhood,” an exhibition of artworks depicting built landscapes.

Through September 4. Info, 767-9670. Big own Gallery in Rochester.

AUGUST ART SHOW: A group exhibition spotlighting work by Kevin Raines. Through August 30. Info, 518-963-8309. Adirondack Art Association Gallery in Essex, N.Y. ‘DÜRER & REMBRANDT: MASTER PRINTS FROM THE COLLECTION OF DR. DORRANCE KELLY’: An exhibition of prints including 29 engravings and woodcuts by German printmaker Albrecht Dürer and 35 etchings by Dutch master Rembrandt van Rijn, as well as 18 contemporary works by Hendrick Goudt, Lucas van Leyden, Aegidius Sadeler and Lucas Cranach. Through October 2. ‘THE HYDES & REMBRANDT’: An exhibition tracing the efforts of Louis and Charlotte Hyde’s quest to secure a painting by the Dutch master. Through October 2.

VICTORIA PALERMO: “Camp Iris,” an interactive, site-specific insta lation featuring A-frame structures with transparent, colored acrylic walls, inspired by the architecture of traditional Adirondack getaways. Through September 5. Info, 518-792-1761. The H de Collection in Glens Falls, N.Y. EDMUND ALLEYN: “In my studio, I am many,” a retrospective showcasing nearly 50 works, including paintings, drawings, films and technological pieces, by the late Québécois artist. Through September 25. LIZ MAGOR: “Habitude,” a nonchronological survey of sculpture and installation produced by the Canadian artist, called “the most influential sculptor of the past 30 years.” Through September 5. LIZZIE FITCH AND RYAN TRECARTIN: “Priority Innfield,” a “sculptural theater” containing four movies and an ambient soundtrack presented in fi e pavilions. Through September 5. Info, 514-847 6226. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art. JEANETTE FOURNIER: “The A t of Nature,” watercolors of the natural world by the self-taught artist. Through August 31. Info, 603-745-2141.

Jean’s Playhouse in Lincoln, N.H. ‘JURIED SHOW AWARD WINNERS’: Work in a variety of mediums by Barbara Bartlett, Nira Granott Fox, Erick Hufschmid and Jessie Pollock.

Through August 19. ‘TAKE ANOTHER LOOK: AGING WITH DIGNITY’: An exhibition featuring 30 images of Enfield and Lebanon communi y members taken by photographers Jodi Austin and Robin Roche; also, short films po traying the challenges to and resilience of aging residents in the Upper Valley.

Through August 19. Info, 603-448-3117. VA Gallery and Art Center in Lebanon, N.H. ‘PARTNERS IN DESIGN’: An exhibition spotlighting a crucial, though little-known, aspect of the development of American modern design: the collaboration of Alfred H. Barr Jr., the first director of the Museum of Modern Art in New York, and Philip Johnson, MoMA’s first curator of architecture. Through August 21. ‘POMPEII’: Nearly 200 archaeological artifacts, including bronze and marble statues, mosaics, frescoes, decorative arts and objects from daily life, offer a glimpse into the life of the once-thriving city in the Roman Empire.

Through September 5. ‘TOULOUSE-LAUTREC ILLUSTRATES THE BELLE ÉPOQUE’: More than 90 prints and posters from the famed artist’s lithographic career. Through October 30. Info, 514-285-2000. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

‘PLUMAGE: THE FINE ART OF FEATHERS AND FRIENDS’: An exhibition featuring the avianthemed paintings of Allen Blagden and carvings of Al Jordan. Through August 12. Info, 518-523-2512.

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‘A JOURNEY ACROSS BOUNDARIES’: A group exhibition curated by artists Angelo Arnold and Gowri Savoor, featuring works by Arnold, Galen

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BUNNY HARVEY: “Fully Involved,” a solo exhibition of semiabstract landscape paintings. Through September 11. Info, 498-8438. White River Gallery at BALE in South Royalton.

‘THE VLS COMMUNITY’: A group exhibition featuring works by Vermont Law School students, alumni, staff and spouses. Through August 13.

Info, 763-7094. Royalton Memorial Library in South Royalton.

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NORTH BENNINGTON OUTDOOR SCULPTURE SHOW: The 19th annual exhibition of works from 37 sculptors from throughout New England, New York, New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Through October 23. Info, 201-983-9062. North Bennington Outdoor Sculpture Show.

‘QUARTETS’: An exhibition of monoprints, block prints and paper collage by Janet Cathey and Kristen Johnson. Through September 3. Info, 889-9404. Tunbridge Public Library.

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‘MILTON AVERY’S VERMONT’: Works the American modernist created based on his summers spent in southern Vermont during the mid-1930s through the mid-1940s. Through N vember 6. f DUANE MICHALS: “Photographs From the Floating World,” an exhibition of vibrant color images. Reception: Saturday, September 24, 6 p.m. Artist talk at 7 p.m.

Through October 30. MARK BARRY: “Something About Summer,” an exhibition of paintings based on images of the everyday life the artist creates with family and friends. Through October 2. Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

Cheney, Jason Galligan-Baldwin, Karen Henderson, Liz Kauffman, Rachel Moore, Savoor, Jason Swift and Mary Zompetti. Through September 4. Info, 778-0334. Chandler Gallery in Randolph.

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s a boy, I watched “Superman” every day after school. You know, the one played by George Reeves.

Whom Ben Affleck played so affectingly in Hollywoodland (2006). Later, I watched the Batman series. The one on TV, not the franchise in which the latest incarnation of the Caped Crusader is played by Ben Affleck. My point is that, by the time I’d reached adulthood, I’d gotten the whole guys-in-tights-and-capes thing out of my system and therefore had minimal interest in movies like Daredevil (2003), which starred — guess who — Ben Affleck.

So I’ve been nonplussed as I’ve watched the movie industry morph into the superhero industry over the past decade. The Walt Disney Company bought Marvel Entertainment in 2009. Bet you didn’t realize that all this time you’ve been watching Spider-Man, Thor and the Hulk, you’ve been watching Disney pictures. We’ve become a nation of adults who never outgrew movies from the house the Mouse built. I wonder what the psychiatrists would say.

DC Entertainment is Marvel’s closest rival, and it has consistently come in a distant second. Suicide Squad is its all-in bid to steal the summer’s thunder. The movie basically flips the script of The Avengers (2012), Joss

Whedon’s $1.5 billion international smash, which teamed the world’s mightiest good guys to save the world from a silly supernatural threat. This time, the world’s most dangerous villains are teamed to save the world from an even sillier supernatural threat. It may be profitable, but it ain’t pretty.

It’s a mirthless, moronic mess. Unlike the film’s creators, I’ll be brief: A government official (Viola Davis) has a brainstorm. She’ll assemble a force composed of imprisoned miscreants and metahumans and use them as a weapon against anything the military can’t handle. In exchange for reduced sentences (another brainstorm), the bad guys go along with the plan.

Of course, a silly supernatural threat conveniently arises the minute the motley crew is formed. And the next thing you know, Will Smith, Margot Robbie, Jai Courtney, Jay Hernandez and Adam Beach — you get the idea, right? Smith and Robbie are the only A-listers — are battling an army of faceless, rubbery demons using automatic rifles and a baseball bat. That’s correct. With one exception, the Squad’s members don’t actually possess superpowers. Smith is just a really good shot. Robbie swings a mean Louisville Slugger. Courtney (I swear I’m not making this up) throws a boomerang at attackers.

MESS HYSTERIA The latest addition to the DC Entertainment universe may be selling tickets and setting records, but one thing it’s definitely not doing is entertaining.

The action is a been-there-done-that yawn, the obligatory wisecracks fall flat, and the CGI work looks like outtakes from Ghostbusters. The original. The only thing lamer is Jared Leto’s cameo as the Joker.

Let’s just say the performances of Jack Nicholson and Heath Ledger are in no danger of being eclipsed.

Did I mention an unbelievable amount of screen time is devoted to Chanel model Cara Delevingne standing in front of a green screen playing a 7,000-year-old witch who wants … to tell the truth, I never did figure out what?

Or that an unbelievable amount of Robbie’s posterior is exposed by her costume and leered at by the camera almost continuously?

David Ayer (Fury) wrote and directed, but you can’t really blame him for this travesty. He just followed the blueprint DC handed him for its long-planned version of the Marvelverse. The real culprit is an influential Hollywood player who’s joined DC’s team in a big way. He starred in Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice, he’s been hired to produce the upcoming Justice League film, and he played a role in Suicide Squad, both on screen and behind the scenes as producer. Both of those roles went uncredited, and deserved to. Yup, you guessed it — it’s our old buddy Ben Affleck.

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hat do you say about a film starring Kevin Spacey as a talking cat? Frankly, the best qualities of this family comedy from director Barry Sonnenfeld (the Men in Black series) are that it doesn’t exceed 90 minutes and gives Christopher Walken a chance to say the words “poopy box.”

Say them he does, with much aplomb, playing Felix Perkins, a magical pet-shop owner who enjoys using his furry friends to teach nasty people lessons. At such moments of outright absurdity, Nine Lives becomes so awful it’s almost awesome.

In this case, the guy being schooled is corporate tycoon Tom Brand (Spacey), whose sins include Trumpian arrogance, gross neglect of his wife (Jennifer Garner) and daughter (Malina Weissman), and relentless mocking of his grown son from a first marriage (Robbie Amell), who doesn’t meet his dad’s standards of manliness.

Guilt-tripped into buying his daughter the one birthday gift she craves — a kitty-cat — Brand stumbles into Perkins’ pet shop and comes out with a blue-eyed, bad-tempered Siberian named Mr. Fuzzypants. The CEO’s mood fails to improve when a freak accident somehow lands his consciousness inside the cat’s furry form, while his own body languishes in a coma.

At this point, Spacey switches to voice acting, the cat becomes the star, and predictable shenanigans ensue. Since no one

CAT GOT HIS TONGUE Mister Fuzzypants confiscates Garner’s car keys in a scene from this comedy with scarcely a whisker of fun.

can hear Mister Fuzzypants’ acerbic human voice except Walken’s character, the man-cat is reduced to guzzling whiskey for courage, seeking attention by crapping outside the litterbox, and generally giving his family hell.

Since he remains the same jerk he always was, our sympathy for his plight quickly flatlines.

Nine Lives opens with a montage of cat videos and features cameos from YouTube stars such as Lil BUB, making an obvious bid to capitalize on the popularity of online fe-

lines. Yet no one involved seems to have realized that what people like about cat videos is, well, cats. Real ones, in all their grace and dignity and comic obsessiveness with shiny objects, not digitally generated cats performing antics that cats can’t do.

The film does get laughs from the sheer weirdness of part-CG Mr. Fuzzypants, who comes across as half cat and half supernatural abomination, with a wonderful vocabulary of earsplitting yowls. But once he’s

learned to use the “poopy box” properly, Brand is pretty much done with the whole acclimating-to-being-a-cat thing, and it’s time for a misbegotten corporate intrigue plot to limp to its end.

Because Brand’s wife, son and daughter have been written as sickly sweet stereotypes, it’s difficult to care whether he learns to appreciate their company. The film’s five writers appear to have given up on the whole “lessons learned” thing, too. By the end, we’re asked to root for Brand against a renegade employee who uses his boss’ absence as an opportunity to launch an IPO. Never mind that our hero’s business ambition seems mainly to consist of a narcissistic obsession with building the northern hemisphere’s tallest, most phallic building.

This is a Scrooge story that suggests Scrooge’s greed is just fine, as long as he remembers to hug his daughter after work — in other words, perhaps, a too-apt Scrooge story for our time. While Fuzzypants’ whirling-dervish act may amuse cat-loving kids, the film doesn’t have much to offer anyone else. A career low for Spacey, it’s likely to be remembered best for the brief scenes with Walken, who somehow manages to preserve his spacy hauteur even in scenes where he’s lecturing a sardonic feline. The film may be about as smart as a hairball, but he’s the cat’s meow.

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SAUSAGE PARTY: Double entendres abound in this adult animated comedy from the minds of Seth Rogen and Evan Goldberg, set in a supermarket, in which Rogen voices a sausage who starts to question what he’s always been told about his destiny. With the voices of Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill and James Franco. Greg Tiernan and Conrad Vernon directed. (89 min, R. Bijou, Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Palace, Roxy, Welden)

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GHOSTBUSTERSHHHH1/2 If there’s something strange in your neighborhood, who you gonna call? In this reboot action comedy, your local ghost catchers are Melissa McCarthy, Kristen Wiig, Kate McKinnon and Leslie Jones. Paul Feig (Bridesmaids) directed. (116 min, PG-13; reviewed

by R.K. 7/20) HILLARY’S AMERICA: THE SECRET HISTORY OF THE DEMOCRATIC PARTYH Using historical re-creations and dramatizations, Dinesh D’Souza (who wrote and directed with Bruce Schooley) presents his argument for voting Republican.

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NOW PLAYING BAD MOMSHHH Three stressed-out mothers decide to ditch the quest for perfection and embrace their inner bad girls in this comedy directed by Jon Lucas and Scott Moore, the writing team behind The Hangover. Mila Kunis, Kristen Bell and Christina Applegate star. (101 min, R)

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NERVEHHHH Emma Roberts stars as a teenager playing a high-stakes game of truth or dare with a worldwide online audience in this adaptation of the YA thriller by Jeanne Ryan. With Dave Franco and Emily Meade. Henry Joost and Ariel Schulman (Catfish) directed. (96 min, PG-13; reviewed by R.K. 8/3)

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NINE LIVESH In this comedy, Kevin Spacey plays a corporate tycoon who learns important life lessons after he is magically transformed into the family cat. I can haz better roles? With Jennifer Garner, Robbie Amell and Christopher Walken. Barry Sonnenfeld (Men in Black 3) directed. (87 min, PG; reviewed by M.H. 8/10)

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JASON BOURNEHHH Matt Damon returns to the action franchise as the titular governmentenhanced super-spy, now chasing more information about the past that was stolen from him. Paul Greengrass (The Bourne Supremacy and Ultimatum) also returns as director. With Alicia Vikander and Tommy Lee Jones. (123 min, PG-13)

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ICE AGE: COLLISION COURSEH1/2 In the fi th installment of the animated family series about a band of mammals surviving the Paleolithic, Scrat the squirrel might just cause the apocalypse. Galen T. Chu and Mike Thurmeier directed. (94 min, PG

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FINDING DORYHHH1/2 Pixar’s animated sequel returns to the aquatic setting of Finding Nemo a year after the events of the first film, when the forgetfu fish of the title ( oiced by Ellen DeGeneres) decides to set off in search of her long-lost family. Andrew Stanton returns as director, alongside Angus MacLane. (103 min, PG; reviewed by M.H. 6/22)

FLORENCE FOSTER JENKINS: Stephen Frears (Philomena) directed this biopic about a 1940s socialite (Meryl Streep) who’s so determined to sing opera that she forges ahead despite her terrible voice and goes down in history as a symbol of dreams, or delusion. With Hugh Grant, Simon Helberg and Rebecca Ferguson. (110 min, PG-13.

Capitol, Essex, Majestic, Roxy) PETE’S DRAGON: Disney offers a remake of its 1977 family adventure flick about an orphan (Oakes Fegley) whose best friend is a dragon visible to him alone. With Bryce Dallas Howard and Robert Redford. David Lowery (Ain’t Them Bodies Saints) directed. (102 min, PG. Bijou, Essex, Majestic, Marquis, Palace, Paramount, Stowe, Sunset, Welden)

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Keep a pen and notebook or audio recorder near your bed to capture any clues that might arrive. On the morning after the fi th night, go to your kitchen sink and burn the envelope and hair in the flame of a white candle. Chant the words of power: “Catalytic revelations and insights are arriving.” The magic you need will appear within 15 days.

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Let’s assume, for the sake of fun argument, that you do indeed have a guardian angel. Even if you have steadfastly ignored this divine helper in the past, I’m asking you to strike up a close alliance in the coming weeks. If you need to engage in an elaborate game of imaginative pretending to make it happen, so be it. Now let me offer a few tips about your guardian angel’s potential purposes in your life: providing sly guidance about how to take good care of yourself; quietly reminding you where your next liberation may lie; keeping you on track to consistently shed the past and head toward the future; and kicking your ass so as to steer you away from questionable influences. OK? Now go claim your sublime assistance!

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How often do you use your charm and wit to cloak your burning, churning yearnings?

Please don’t misunderstand me: I appreciate your refined expressions of deep feelings — as long as that’s not a way to hide your deep feelings from yourself. This will be an especially fun and useful issue for you to meditate on in the coming weeks. I advise you to be in very close touch with your primal urges.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Be vulnerable and sensitive as well as insatiable and irreverent. Cultivate your rigorous skepticism, but expect the arrival of at least two freaking miracles. Be extra nurturing to allies who help you and sustain you, but also be alert for those moments when they may benefit from your rebellious provocations. Don’t take anything too personally or literally or seriously, even as you treat the world as a bountiful source of gifts and blessings. Be sure to regard love as your highest law, and laugh at fear at least three times every day.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): Here comes a

special occasion — a radical exemption that is so rare as to be almost impossible. Are you ready to explore a blessing you have perhaps never experienced? For a brief grace period, you can be free from your pressing obsessions. Your habitual attachments and unquenchable desires will leave you in peace.

You will be relieved of the drive to acquire more possessions or gather further proof of your attractiveness. You may even arrive at the relaxing realization that you don’t require as many props and accessories as you imagined you needed to be happy and whole.

Is enlightenment nigh? At the very least, you will learn how to derive more joy out of what you already have.

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): In the coming

weeks, I suspect that life will attempt to move you away from any influences that interfere with your ability to discern and express your soul’s code. You know what I’m talking about when I use that term “soul’s code,” right? It’s your sacred calling; the blueprint of your destiny; the mission you came to earth to fulfi l.

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CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): I placed a

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AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): What you

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PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): Are you ready for your midterm exam? Luckily I’m here to help get you into the proper frame of mind to do well. Now study the following incitements with an air of amused rebelliousness. 1. You may have to act a bit wild or unruly in order to do the right thing. 2. Loving your enemies could motivate your allies to give you more of what you need. 3. Are you sufficiently audacious to explore the quirky happiness that can come from cultivating intriguing problems? 4.

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Dear Afraid,

Afraid to Do It

The question is ’t should you do it, but do you want to?

There is no magic age to lose our virginity. It’s a personal choice, and there are a few things to consider before you do it. Certainly, how you feel — not to be confused with how you think you should feel — is the first to address. ou said you really like this guy — that’s a great start! Having a solid connection and being attracted to him are key. And, if the feelings are mutual, you’re in good shape.

You don’t have to be head over heels in love to lose your virginity. But the fact that you ask tells me that it’s important to you. Know this: It’s always OK to wait until you are in love.

Either way, having a shared bond and feeling super comfortable and safe are imperative — whether it’s your first time or our 20th. If you do decide to sleep with him, you’ll be battling nerves. You may even be worried about feeling some pain — which, truthfully, can occur. These are common concerns and can be remedied with lots of lube and moving slowly and carefully with a partner who understands your need for gentleness.

To eliminate as much discomfort as possible, I suggest you tell your guy what’s up. You want him to handle you with care, but he won’t know that if you leave him in the dark. And if you really like each other and have any plans for a long-term relationship, you have to make honesty a priority.

If he’s weird about you being a virgin, forget him! He doesn’t deserve to share such a special moment with you. But if he’s cool with it, he may be the supportive partner you need. I’m sure he can recall his own first time and will understand how you feel. So what if he has more experience than you? Don’t let that get in the way of creating your own experience together.

Strong relationships take honesty, trust and a healthy dollop of faith for the moments that make you feel vulnerable. Talk to him. His reaction will let you know if he’s the partner you’ve been waiting for. If he is, take a leap of faith … and enjoy!

Yours,

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I feel like we have met each other before, and I would love to get to know you better. I was wearing a red dress and have long brown hair. Can I take you on a little adventure one day soon? When: Tuesday, July 26, 2016. Where: Skinny Pancake, Burlington. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913593

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You said hi; I smiled back. Fifty feet later, I turned around and looked, and you were looking back, too.

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You had short blond hair, perfectly toned shoulders and arms, and blue-painted toenails. You were buying headphones. I’ve never been so glad to be in such a slow-moving line, and, honestly, I wish it had taken even longer to get through.

When: Wednesday, July 27, 2016. Where: Best Buy, Williston. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913589 FRUIT DEPARTMENT, HANNAFORD NORTH AVE. Wednesday night. I think you caught me staring at you. You asked me if I thought the nectarine would ripen. I wasn’t sure, but your melons looked ripe. Me: orange shirt, gray hair, beard. When: Wednesday, July 27, 2016. Where: Hannaford, North Avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913588 I’M AN IDIOT You ordered and waited. I was too distracted with a meeting and work on the computer. Your blond locks were up, with a black tank, green shorts and a tan to match. I had brown hair, a moto helmet and a green T-shirt. You walked by after coming out of the bathroom. Kicking myself for not saying anything. Second chance?

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FRIDAY IN JEFFERSONVILLE I was at the gas station. I saw you in your green shirt, getting out of a red truck. I was the blonde who couldn’t take my eyes off of you. When: Friday, July 22, 2016. Where: Jeffersonville. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913582 MINI COOPER, AMBER HAIR 7/23 I was at the end of the street in a Subaru Forester, turning onto Queen City Park Road. You were in a blue Mini, turning onto Pine Street. You had glasses on and were heading into BTV. You caught my eye, and I believe I did yours.

Let’s not just pass on the street. Let’s meet.

When: Saturday, July 23, 2016. Where: Pine Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913581 SUNDAY CO-OP I had just entered when I spotted your amazing Hebrew tattoo peeking out of your tank and looked up to see an amazing bright light. You soon disappeared only to walk by me outside eating fruit, shooting a compliment at my half sleeve. I was wearing a gray tank, black shorts and Converse. You were being awesome.

When: Friday, July 22, 2016. Where: City Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913579 COURTYARD CUTIE To the long-brown-haired goddess who illuminates the lobby desk: Your alacrity and charming spirit have blessed every guest for months. It was a pleasure to have worked with you. You will be missed. Happy 21st from the ones you left behind. When: Friday, July 22, 2016. Where: Courtyard Burlington Harbor Hotel. You: Woman. Me: Woman. #913578 I CHOOSE SMOKE SIGNALS You asked what the best way to communicate would be. This is my answe . Ideally, I’d like it to be the smoke that’s residual from our passion for each other. I want to meet where we first met ... Perhaps harness some solar together?

When: Tuesday, August 18, 2015. Where: Breakwater. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913577 SUNSHINE AT HANNAFORD NORTH AVE. We kept passing in the aisles that morning. Finally came small talk; I joked, “Honest, not a stalker” after a couple more aisle meetings. We said “Pleasure to meet you.” I said, “My pleasure. I didn’t know there was anything prettier than the sunshine ’til I saw you.” Would love to see that beautiful face again.

When: Monday, July 11, 2016. Where: Hannaford, North Avenue. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913576 BLIND LEADING THE BLIND Yeah, that’s what I said to you and your friend.

Not what I was thinking, though. You: beautiful and nice curly black hair. Standing in line in the afternoon. When: Saturday, July 16, 2016. Where: Brewers Festival. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913574 HOT BLOND FROM 05663 Seems like we have drifted away; however, I still think about you daily. Just waiting for the day for us to reunite again. When: Wednesday, July 20, 2016. Where: in my dreams. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913573 JENNY AT BTV SKINNY PANCAKE I just left for a quick trip to D.C., and, while I assume you see 2,000 people a day, you certainly caught my eye. Can I bring you a Heady Topper next time? When: Sunday, July 17, 2016. Where: Burlington airport. You: Man. Me: Man. #913567

WET PANTIES AND GIANT SALMON Your Carhartt skirt barely hid the rug burns starting to form on your upper thighs from a night spent lumped in the bed of a truck. I wanted to kiss those thighs, up those thighs, to drink of that moonshine and fall down drunk. Come back, and we can trade Chap Stick and panties.

When: Tuesday, July 19, 2016. Where: North Burlington. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913572 IN LINE AT VERMONT BREW FEST You joined me in line for Lawson’s just as they ran out of beer. Neither of us was in the mood for cider, so we continued our conversation in a new line. You thought you had seen me before walking around Pine Street. Please come say hi if you see me wandering around your neighborhood again!

When: Saturday, July 16, 2016. Where: Vermont Brewers Festival. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913571 VSE AT HUNGER MOUNTAIN COOP You were wearing a white shirt and your VSE badge while selecting food Saturday evening.

I’m not sure if you were intrigued or if I had something on my face that caused you to frequently look in my general direction (or perhaps I’m narcissistic, and it had nothing to do with me at all). If you are interested, please respond.

When: Saturday, July 16, 2016. Where: Hunger Mountain Coop. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913570 DEVIL IN A RED DRESS We passed each other at 9 a.m. We gazed at each other and exchanged bright smiles. It made my day! I was in blue jeans and a blue shirt, headed to work. I’d love to see your smile another time. Care for a drink or coffee? When: Saturday, July 16, 2016. Where: walking on Willard Street. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913569 SPIED TWICE NOW. I’M INTRIGUED! To the cute button-down-shirt-, hat-wearing man seen at both night two of Nahko and at Asiana Noodle Shop Friday evening: You have a warm smile, have good taste in music and food, and seem so familiar yet I don’t believe we’ve met before. Care to make contact sometime? When: Friday, July 15, 2016. Where: Higher Ground, Church St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #913568 UNCOMMON MARKET I spy a beguiling young woman with a shaved head wearing a sundress. Me: dark glasses and hair, beard, buying a sandwich around 2 p.m.

You told me to have a good one and smiled. It would be a better one if I heard back from you!

When: Sunday, July 17, 2016. Where: Uncommon Market. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913566 JUNE 26 MIDDLEBURY MOBIL You: 6/26. Me: 6/27. You look 29. Me: slow and dumb. When: Tuesday, July 12, 2016. Where: Mobil, Middlebury. You: Woman. Me: Man. #913556

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