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ODD, STRANGE, CURIOUS AND WEIRD BUT TRUE NEWS ITEMS FROM EVERY CORNER OF THE GLOBE OR J te w p ^ y

A n d in g ,;, c ' :y 'V i ropean Union • To help lower the cost of rtsTf ^/space.launches while c a sin g in because of the road-cow disease on the commercial potential of scare, Solihull farmer Harry l 'J space, lIlS, Rep. Robert Walker Goode decided the best way to ^ t (R-Pa) proposed the Space ease his cash Crunch was by Business Incentives Act. It < ? selling ad space on his herd ; v offers tax breaks of up to The Vermont-based ice cream $100,000 for long-term space investments, exempts a space company Ben & Jerry’s signed company’s capital gains and up for four cows, paying $38 a bond issues, week for each one to wear plasand tic-and-cloth jackets delivering the company’s message to pass­ ing motorists: “Only mad about Ben &CJerry’s.”

Goode explained: “The cows are filling their bel­ lies every day, so they might as well pay for their upkeep.”

• During a five-hour spacewalk outside the Mir space station in excludes from the corporate April, Russian cosmonauts Yuri Ivanovich Onufrienko and Yuri gross income tax any income generated from space-made Vladimarovich Usachev filmed products. a Pepsi commercial alongside a four-foot-tall, two-foot-diameIS T H A T A B A T O N O R ter model of a Pepsi can with A R C J/O U J U S T G L A D TO its new blue logo. In the spot, S E C N IC ?

Onufrienko announces, “The Prehistoric artifacts general­ world is looking exceptionally blue today.” PepsiCo reportedly ly identified as tools were actu­ ally sex toys, according to paid a seven-figure sum to the British archaeologist Timothy cash-strapped Russian space Taylor.

Objects carved as phalprogram for the ad and, luses, widely found in Upper according to Pepsi official Paleolithic art, have been prud­ David Jones, is considering fur­ ishly interpreted as spear ther projects to “exploit die straighteners or batons, Taylor opportunity,” ranging from the said, pointing out these sofirst orbital billboard to spon­ called batons “fall within the sorship o f a manned moon

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“When academic ranking among the students was examined, the hairier males got bet­ ter grades,” Alias said, noting some o f the most intelligent men had hair on their backs as well as their chests.

B C LLIN G T H E CAT Scientists studying the migration routes of penguins in the Antarctic decided the best way to tell the look-alike birds apart was bar codes, like those used on super­ market packages, glued A to their beaks. According <2*^ to John Croxall, a biologist with the British Antarctic Survey, scanners to read the bar codes could be placed along regularly traveled penguin paths.

V E G E T A B L E K IN G D O M Joining the dozen U.S. states where it’s illegal to dis­ parage fruits and vegetables, Philippine President Fidel Ramos ordered an end to an annual award for inept govern­ ment officials named after a * squash. He explained the “kalabasa” award dishonored the squash, which has become a successful export. * Bananas, oranges and egg­ plant generate enough electrici­ ty to power batteries, according to researchers at India’s Venkateswara University. The team’s most successful experi­ ment so far has been using crushed banana peels to run a clock for four weeks.

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M A N 'S B E S T F R I E N D Authorities in Hillsborough County, Florida, accused Robert Meier, 55, of marrying his 49-year-old girlfriend Constance Sewell just hours before her death as she lay in a coma, then running up nearly $20,000 on her credit cards.

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Officials noted the area around the village has the highest deforestation rate in the coun­ try.

DANCE D EB ATE Schools in Wake County, North Carolina, have became the first to ban the Macarena.

Assistant school superintendent Sue King directed classes to stop teaching the popular line dance with a hip wiggle after one parent complained it was too provocative. * Meanwhile, the American Physical Therapy Association hailed the Macarena as a “step to better health.” Noting a recent surgeon general’s report recommending moderate exer­ cise for 30 minutes a day, the APTA said the dance provides “the benefits of a basic workout using the arms, legs, back — really the whole body — but it’s not strenuous.” The dance does last only a few minutes, the APTA points out, “so you must either repeat the dance over and over or groove to another beat for a half-hour to get health benefits.” □

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THINK LOCALLY Congratulations and happy first anniversary to Pamela Polston, Paula Routly and all the staff at Seven Dayf. You’re all to be com­ mended for the superior writing and coverage in Seven Days and, most of all, for the success you’ve experienced your first year in busi­ ness!

As the former co-owner of WEXP-FM 105-1, I know all too well the hard work, determination and perseverance needed to succeed in launching a new business, espe­ cially in media.

That is why I found Kevin Kelley’s cover story, “Who Owns the Media?” (September 11) so timely, interesting and ironic.

Despite the continued rhetoric to support local businesses, my experi­ ence with WEXP-FM showed me that it generally doesn’t really matter who owns the media in our com­ munity, at least for one of the few locally owned media. Let me give you a few examples during WEXP’s unfortunately short months on the

First of all, WEXP-FM 105.1 was the only locally owned (not “mainly locally owned,” Kevin) commercial FM radio station in the L j J Burlington market. Our seven owners (three of which were women, I might add) decided right from the beginning that part of our mission was to be an integral part of the Burlington market, and we chose to build our studio in downtown Burlington on the corner of the Church Street Marketplace and College Street. From this vantage, we felt we could truly be in the heart of the commu­ nity and promote downtown Burlington and the Church Street Marketplace every time our incredibly experienced air talent spoke our call letters. With 25,000 watts of power we promoted downtown Burlington throughout the north country with great pride. , Our experience, however, was devastating. With not enough exceptions, businesses we called on to advertise could care less if we were locally owned (and for those exceptional advertisers who did sup­ port us, we will be forever grateful). Take, for exam­ ple, our own bank. The local bank who believed in us enough to finance some of the most cutting-edge technology in North American to give our air prod­ uct the superior sound our target market demands, would not place a penny of advertising on our station (for a major radio buy including almost all our com­ petition) because we were simply too young to have appeared in the Arbitron rating book!

We experienced the same lack of support from another locally owned broadcaster, WCAX-TV (where I also worked for seven years). While Channel 3 continues to bombard us with its “Buy Vermont First” campaign, WEXP was left out of WCAX’s November sweeps radio campaign completely. So

much for “Buy Vermont First.”

Even Bernie Sanders’ re-election radio advertising would not include WEXP-FM until I finally got it through their campaign manager’s head that all the Vermont dollars sent to Bernie to ensure his re-elec­ tion were going out of state and we were not only a great vehicle for his message, but the only locally owned FM in the market!

But wait, it gets better. Despite the fact that we were a new Burlington business, locally owned, pro­ moting Burlington with every breath and providing continuous public service and support of our com­ munity by sponsoring the Lighting of the Church Street Marketplace, City Hall blood drives, Kids’ Safety Day and many more, Mayor Peter Brownell and Wayne Gross of the Burlington Parks and Recreation Commission chose to give their two-year contract to be the official station of Burlington (which includes monthly promotions and activities for families in the community) to another out-of­ state-owned station, even though our written and verbal presentation of ideas was only a couple points off the incumbent’s! Then I read shortly after that the City of Burlington wants to launch a major advertis­ ing campaign to attract more businesses to down­ town! Go figure. Does this make any sense at all?

Today, the space where the City of Burlington received free advertising 24 hours a day, seven days a week, is still empty, not to mention the lost jobs.

It may sound like sour grapes, but I feel com­ pelled to educate the community (and our former lis­ teners) and local businesses that the overwhelming lack of support for not only locally owned media, but also locally owned retailers (in the face of my new neighbors: Wal-Mart, Pet Smart, Toys R Us, Home Depot and factory outlet centers) is both ironic and sad. Unfortunately, keeping Vermont dollars working hard here at home, whether in the media or not, is not a high priority or serious consideration for most consumers.

It is my sincere hope that, unlike WEXP’s “Experience,” Seven D^yr continues to feel the crucial support from both readers and advertisers for a media vehicle which serves our community commendably. Happy First Birthday, and wishing you many, many more! Keep up the great work!

— Eileen L. Casey Williston MORE LOCAL WAVES I read with interest Kevin J. Kelley’s article, “Who Owns the Media?” in the September 11 issue of Seven Days. In Mr. Kelley’s article, he stated that WKDR-AM “is the only locally owned radio outlet broadcasting in Burlington.” This quote was attrib­ uted to Louie Manno, one of the owners of WKDR, who should have known this statement is erroneous.

Family Broadcasting, located in Essex Junction, has been broadcasting in Burlington for over 10 years with WGLY 103.3 FM. The majority of Family Broadcasting is owned by the McEwing family (the same McEwings that began the fuel oil company), and long-time Chittenden County residents. Each of the minority owners in Family Broadcasting are Vermont residents as well.

WGLY is a commercial radio station supported by advertising just like stations WKDR, WIZN and WOKO...

— Ben Armitage Essex Junction

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Dear Cecil, After much inquiry and research I have reached a dead end as to how to get my home phone number taken off all telemar­ keting and tele-fundraising call lists, locally and nationally.

Even after I tell callers who want donations for local causes to stop calling me, the calls persist — and seem to multiply! I’ve searched for some sort of national “do not call” list and have only come up with a lame address in Farmingdale, New York.

That was three months ago with no reply. My local Better Business Bureau is useless; they referred me to the above donot-call dead end. The state consumer-affairs bureau claims there is nothing I can do to prevent these persistent invasions of privacy, short of paying for an unlisted number. My challenge to you is this: come up with a for-real way to force phone solici­ tors of every type (commercial and “charitable”) to take me off their lists!

— Yours adamantly, Paul Bloom, Las Vegas, Nevada

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W hat do you expect me to do, pal, wave my magic wand? I can tell you how to get your name taken off a lot of lists. But if the guys at Biff’s Chiropractic and Charitable Trust find your name in the book and call, it’s not like I can get the FBI to send in a SWAT team.

Here’s pretty much the sum total of telemarketing defenses that don’t involve spending money or getting sued: • Write to the lame address in Farmingdale, as follows: Telephone Preference Service, Direct Marketing Association, PO Box 9014, Farmingdale, NY 11735-9014. Include your name, address and telephone number (with area code).

The DM A is a national association o f direct mail, telemar­ keting and ocher such outfits. The names are compiled into a “delete file” that’s made available to business subscribers in January, April, July and October. Among these businesses are the major service bureaus from whom telemarketers purchase phone lists.

Registration with TPS is good for five years. At present no acknowledgment is sent. If you move or change phone numbers you should reregister.

The drawbacks of TPS are: (1) It doesn’t work fast enough to suit certain guys in Las Vegas, since it can take as long as three months for your name to be added to the delete list.

(2) It doesn’t affect automatic sequential dialing systems, the kind that play recorded messages. We’re working on a solution for these guys. It involves Uzis.

(3) It doesn’t affect annoying local small fry, few of whom par­ ticipate in national name-removal programs. Many politicians don’t participate, either. Fortunately phone companies now pro­ vide all their customers with built-in technology to end unwanted local calls. It’s called hanging up.

• Invoke the power o f the federal government. OK, it’s not the FBI, but the Federal Trade Commission did promulgate a Telemarketing Sales Rule effective December 31, 1995. Among other things this rule requires all telemarketers to keep an “inhouse suppress list.”

If a telemarketer calls you, you can demand that they add your name to the in-house suppress list and that they never call you again. If they do anyway, get the caller’s name, company name and address (or at least as much information as you can — feign interest in whatever they re flogging and wheedle it out of the bastards). Then report em to the FTC, Bureau of Consumer Protection, Washington, D.C. 20580. Include the time and date of the call(s) and other details. ‘ If a solicitor calls, listen long enough to

name], how are you doing today?” this is not a good sign.) Then, without waiting for the other party to stop talking — they never stop talking — repeat the following: Sorry, not interested. For good measure you might want to throw in Klaatu barada nikto, too. Then giye ’em the hook. Always works for me.

— CECIL ADAMS

Is 81ere som ething you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11E. Illinois, Chicago, il 60611, or e-mail him at cecil@chircader.com.

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1 Chivalry, ladies and gentlemen, is not dead. | With her campaign making that big sucking | sound, her campaign staff torn by philosophical I and personal differences, everybody whispering ®about a previous romantic entanglement — a 1 subject that was featured a few weeks ago in | more depth than anyone cared to hear on Ken | Millette’s X-rated Ch. 15 public access show, I “W hats It to Ya” — and the public openly " scorning her for the dirty deed of hiring a pri1 vate detective, Susan Sweetser needs a friend.

I Bad. || Last Friday her press secretary, Andrea Zentz, abruptly quit. Zentz had fallen on her I ksword dissing the private eye story as a “fabrica1 tion” by the Sanders camp. Just following orders | from Campaign Manager Darcie Johnston. | Stupid orders. Finance Director Jill McDermott quit in July for the same reason — Darcies ** management skill.

1 In a classic case of “better late than never,” | Sweetser has finally realized Darcie may have been doing more harm than good. With six I weeks to go and her campaign taking on water J faster than the Titanic, Susie Creamcheese has 1 found a friend by the name of Jim Jeffords.

And Jeffords is sending in the cavalry in the | form of John “Bucko” Boardman and Erik Smulson. ^ Smulson is Jeffords’ press i secretary. Until Election Day, | he’ll be Sweetser’s. | Bucko’s a hometown boy I whose politics are 10 yards to the right of his hero, Oliver I North. A few years back, Bucko | headed off to Washington, | D.C., to make a fresh start as a I doorkeeper at the U.S. House of jj Representatives. (Hatch Act? I Good question.) It was a classic | case of “who” you know, not | “what” you know. Bucko’s sister, § Susan Boardman, was (and still '' is) Jeffords’ chief of staff and the I sweetheart (and future wife) of | House Sergeant-at-Arms Jack Russ. Bucko’s still a doorman, I but Mr. Russ was busted in the if wake of the House Banking i Scandal. He copped a plea and I was shipped off to a federal pen| itentiary. § A month ago, yours truly ' discovered Bucko and sister i Susan holding a little pow-wow | in the back office at Susie Creamcheese’s Church St. headquarters. At the time, yours I truly didn’t appreciate just how much of an ®interest Jeezum’ Jim has in taking down Bernie Sanders. Now it’s crystal clear. Defeating O f 1 Bernardo may not be in the cards — Sweetser is , 13 points behind in the latest Rutland | HeraIdJRf/VTZ poll taken over the weekend. * But it’s in Jeffords’ interest to at least bloody i Sanders’ nose and leave a few black and blue | marks, maybe a broken bone or two, behind — metaphorically speaking, that is. T hat’s because four years down the line, Jeffords and Sanders i!: could end up in the same race. In politics as in S farming, you’ve got to make hay while the sun 1 shines.

But what about the collegiality of Vermont’s | three-member congressional delegation?

“Obviously,” said Sanders, “it doesn’t lead to ®a more conducive relationship. I think what | historically Sen. Leahy, Sen. Jeffords and I have | tried to do is work as best we can together. I | think that was manifested in the Dairy * Compact. Certainly it was manifested between ^ Sen. Leahy and I on the cancer registry bill. So I it makes me uncomfortable to know that one of j the three members of the delegation is working | hard to try to defeat me. He’s not going to be Z successful, I don’t think. Obviously it’s not WM. WW4. WM&WfM WdM 1st

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something I’m happy about.”

Poor Bernie. And folks thought Jimmy Jeffords wasn’t a true-blue Republican.

Humbug!

Truth be told, this isn’t the first time the Washington connection has kicked in. Back in 1984, St. Patrick “loaned” his press secretary, Joe Jamele, to gubernatorial candidate Madeleine Kunin, who — if my memory serves me right — won that race and served as gover­ nor for three terms. Go figure.

Tag Team? — Also coming to Susie Creamcheese’s rescue last week was the exiled, self-declared intellectual leader of Vermont’s “Better Dead than Red” squad — John McClaughry. Johnny Reaganite has been pretty 1 much off the radar screens since Howard Dean | kicked his butt in the ’92 governor’s race.

McClaughry took his ball and went home to g the Northeast Kingdom. Last week he sent a three-page letter to Christopher Graff bitching ! and moaning about the comments of two members of the “Vermont This Week” panel on g ETV. “I was shocked,” wrote Johnny Reaganite, J? “at the truly disgraceful candidate-bashing that 1 Sue Allen and Peter Freyne did on Susan Sweetser... If “Vermont This Week” purports to 1 be a thoughtful discussion of the week’s news, | you ought to permanently ban Susan Allen and * Peter Freyne.”

1 Ah, censorship! Don’t you 1 just miss it?

Cimonetti Tribute — W hat’s g this? The infamous Shaun Cliche is opening a nightclub in 1 downtown Burlington without | strippers?

That’s what the personable g Barre native says, so we’ll have f to take his word for it. Actually, 8 it sounds like a good move, both for Mr. Cliche and for the g city. That top block of Church g Street is finally blooming, 15 years after the Marketplace bricks went down. The arrival § this week of a new Ben &C Jerry’s scoop shop on the corner g of Cherry and Church Streets, ^ the impending opening of an § Eddie Bauer store up the block J plus Cliche’s Coliseum nightg club tells you the times are a g changin’. But what becomes of J Cliche’s Club Fantasy out on 1 Williston road?

According to reliable sources, Mr. Cliche is considering paying trib- | ute to South Burlington City Council President f Bill Cimonetti, who righteously led the forces § of decency against the strip club. Word is, Cliche wants to reopen Club Fantasy as a gay g bar and call it “Wild Bill’s.” Cimonetti would g certainly be flattered. See you at the ribbon-cut- ® ting, Bill?

Talent Scouts — Caught The Seth Yacovone § Band at Nectar’s last week. The 17-year-old boy | wonder of blues guitar lived up to his billing. g Two nights later, The Julie Tiller Band took the jjj same stage. Julie’s got great pipes. No question, ^ Julie and Seth would be quite the combo.

Queen City Jewel — It’s the finest art gallery g going. It’s next to City Hall and, thanks to its § floor-to-ceiling window on the street, it’s visible f 24 hours a day. The Firehouse Gallery is posi- 1 tively delicious. Check out Carol Rose Crosby’s f soft sculptures. The Clancy Brothers would be g proud.

Media Notes — The revolving door continues if to spin over at our local NBC affiliate, W PTZ. I Reporter and Saturday anchorman John Daley § has landed a new job as environmental reporter | for KTVX in Salt Lake City, Utah. The popular p Mr. Daly has been on Ch. 5 for four years. Last jj month he tied the knot with Burlington City I Arts PR Director Amber Older. Westward ho! □ j

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the dry-humored guy who pokes fun with politics right after “Car Talk” is getting ousted by Vermont Public Radio. The sta­ tion is making a number of changes in its weekend program­ ming, including an extra hour of “Fresh Air” at a time when you actually have time to tune in. But the biggest news is the folk show. After six months of audio auditions, the powers hired Fletcher reference librarian and music fanatic Robert Resnik to host “All the Traditions” — a varied exploration o f folk music in the broadest sense o f the term. “I’m not a classifiable fblkie. I like all kinds of music,” says Resnik, who also collects marbles and mushrooms. He beat out Pete Sutherland, Mark Sustic, Neil Cleary and other folk fellows in a statewide search that bumped Dick McCormack off his veranda — and the air.

“The main thing is to play lots of good music, make sure its from a lot of places,” Resnik rea­ sons, “and never forget you’re in Vermont.” If his mind happens to lapse, local folk fans will surely remind him. One faction rallied long and hard to resurrect “Rural Rhythms” after the station pulled the plug on its first folk show several years ago. The faithful fin­ ger of fate does not extend to some of the other shows on the local public radio affiliate. “W had’ya Know?” will be replaced by “Schikele Mix,” a new program of musical innovation hosted by Peter Schikele, the creator o f P.D.Q. Bach on Saturday after­ noon. As for Sunday, brunch starts with a repeat performance of “Prairie Home Companion,” followed by two hours of “All the ; Traditions,” “Folk Sampler,” “Ail Things Considered” and “Best ! of Fresh Air.” Another new show, about music and spirituality, ; debuts at 7 p.m. on October 13. Programming Director ! Michael Crane characterizes “Sound and Spirit” as “the sleeper j of the group.” Lucky for insomniacs, there’s still “Music j Through the Night.”

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Northeast Kingdom for a sam- ~ pie of its advertised peace, quiet and understanding. She found love in the process. ermont in the fall — what Miles and Judith locked a fine state of affairs. eyes and linked lives. Within the first hour of meeting, they When the Green were planning their future Mountains turn red, orange together. And a major part of and yellow — planes, trains the plan was to share the magic and automobiles turn in this of Sky Meadow with kindred direction. Although locals typi­ spirits. The couple married last cally steer clear of traffic-laden, year in an amalgamated African leaf-peeping locales, there are a ceremony and went to work few places left to hide and seek. transforming the retreat into a We did a little exploring to many-splendored thing. bring you this sampling of From a panoramic perch what’s inn style this season. Our with a flower in his hair and no three picks include a tranquil shoes on his feet, Miles explains tipi in the Northeast Kingdom, that Judith is one of the biggest a hard-working farm in miracles in his life. One of the Rochester, and the antics of a others, of course, was discover­ purple-clad proprietor in ing this ineffable place. In both Montgomery Center. O ur only cases, it was love at first sight. pan is an elitist escape in East Sky Meadow is 120 acres of Barnard that apparently prefers to share the state’s beauty exclu­ purity. When Miles bought it eight years ago, however, it was sively with wealthy out-ofa dump. The previous owners towners.

The recommendation? Just put abused the land and the 1840s farmhouse on it. The only the kids in the van and Gogh. good thing they left in their wake was a 1905 train car — which nearly everyone in neighboring Hardwick claims to have lived in at one time or another.

But Miles, on a mission to till the soil and heal his soul, saw the potential for redemption here. He cleaned up the mess and modeled the retreat after one he had visit­ ed in Amherst during his semi-monastic nomadic exis­ tence.

“Retreatants” at Sky Meadow now have their choice of “space” at a rate of $20 for one person, $30 for two or $10 each for groups of three or more. There’s a leanto for the more hearty travel­ er; a romantic tipi for the so inclined; a funky sugar shack for small gatherings; and a teeny, tiny ’50s camper for old-fashioned snugglers.

There’s also a flame-heated outdoor bathtub for languid late-night star-gazing.

Bring whatever you need to make your stay comfort­ able, but leave the stress and the excess behind. Clothing is optional. Privacy is guaran­ teed. “The retreat is for indi­ viduals, couples and groups doing transformation work.

Everything you don for your daily roles doesn’t have a place here,” Judith explains.

“It’s a safe sanctuary. We pro­ tect your solitude.”

Even Max the pet rabbit One-room innkeeper Jon “Zach" Zachadnek. has managed to shed his skin.

“He thinks he’s a sheep,” the couple confesses. Also on-site is “a resident George,” who hosts Sky Meadow Retreat, storytelling full-moon walks.

Greensboro Bend He lives in the train car and Two years ago Miles Shertz helps Miles with the chores. was working in the front yard Judith’s entry into the equa­ of his farmhouse retreat when tion added a bit of ethnicity.

Judith came walking up the dri­ An aficionado of authentic veway. She had seen a brochure movement, she teaches Middle for a place called Sky Meadow Eastern dance in the newly ren­ in the Montpelier train station ovated barn — which is avail­ on her way in from able to the community for conMassachusetts and decided to make the pilgrimage to the C ontinued on page 10

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MACEO PARKER (jazz), Club Toast, 9:30 p.m. $13. HANNIBAL & AGOSTI (rock), N ectar’s, 9:30 p.m. No cover. HEARTATTACK WITH ROBERTO RENNA (DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m., $4/6. BLUE FOX (blues-rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. No cover. ABAIR BROS, (rock), Patches, 9 p.m. No cover. KARAOKE & DJ, T hirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 8:30 p.m. No cover.

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HANNIBAL & AGOSTI (rock), Nectars, 9:30 p.m. No cover. RAIN TREE (rock), M anhattan Pizza, 9:30 p.m. No cover. RAY LEWIS (blues), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. No cover. MACEO PARKER (jazz), C lub Toast, 9:30 p.m. $15. GEORGE PETIT & THE DESIRED EFFECT (jazz), Halverson’s, 9 p.m. $2. INTERNATIONAL DJS, 135 Pearl, 9 p.m ., $2/3. OPEN MIKE NIGHT WITH MARK GALBO (acoustic), Cactus Cafe, 8 p.m. No cover. MARK TWANG (country rock), Patches, 9 p.m. N o cover. MARK BRISSON & MIKE PELKEY (unplugged), W olf’s Lair, Colchester, 7 p.m. No cover. KARAOKE & DJ, T hirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9:30 p.m. No cover. JIM & IAN (DJs), Charlie-o’s, Montpelier, 10 p.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE, Gallagher’s, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. No cover. SETH YACOVONE (blues), Rusty Nail, Stowe, 9 p.m. $4.

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TRACY, JAMES & JONATHAN (blues), Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. $5. BILL MORRISSEY, MARTY MORRISSEY (folk, Irish), Vermont Coffeehouse at Contois Auditorium , 8 p.m., $15. SQUAGMYRE (rock), M anhattan Pizza, 9:30 p.m. No cover. THE X-RAYS (rock, r&b), N ectar’s, 9:30 p.m. No cover. VIPER HOUSE, ZUBA (acid jazz), C lub M etronom e, 9 p.m. $3. THE PANTS, FIVE SECONDS EXPIRED, MACHINERY HALL (alt-rock, hardcore), Club Toast, 10 p.m., $5/7. REBECCA PADULA (con­ temporary folk), Last Elm Cafe, 9 p.m. Donations. COMEDY ZONE (stand-up), Radisson H otel, 8 & 10 p.m ., $7.

BOOTLESS &UNHORSED (Irish), Last Chance, 7:30 p.m. No cover. CRAIG MITCHELL (DJ), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m ., $4/5. JAMIES THE MISFORTUNES (rock), Patches Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. WALT ELMORE &ALL THAT JAZZ, W/TROMBONIST NEWELL WILLCOX, Tuckaway’s, Sheraton, 8:30 p.m. No cover. No cover. OPEN MIKE (acoustic), W illiston Coffee House, 8 p.m. $3.

RUN FOR COVER (rock), Thirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9:30 p.m. $2. CHUCK PETRA &THE PETRAFIED BLUES BAND, Charlie-o’s, Montpelier, 10 p.m. No cover. MICHAEL OAKLAND &ERIC KOELLER (jazz), M ain Street Bar & Grill Downstairs, Montpelier, 9 p.m. No cover. MIKE DEVER &LAUSANNE ALLEN (folk), T hree M ountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 6:30 p.m.

No cover. SOMAH (rock), Mad M ountain Tavern, Waitsfield, 9 p.m. $3. KEVIN AGOSTI BAND (rock), Gallagher’s, Waitsfield, 8:30 p.m. $2. HAWKEYE (Top 40 funk), Rusty Nail, Stowe, 9:30 p.m. $4. DIAMOND JIM JAZZ BAND, D iam ond Jim’s Grille, St. Albans, 8 p.m. No cover.

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MEDESKI, MARTIN &WOOD (groove rock), Club Toast, 9:30 p.m., $10. OUTER MONGOLIA (noodlerock, C D release party), 7 p.m., followed by RETRO DANCE EXPLOSION (DJ), Club M etronom e, 10 p.m. No cover. DAVE KELLER (blues), M anhattan Pizza, 9:30 p.m. No cover. THE X-RAYS (rock, r&b), N ectar’s, 9:30 p.m. No cover. FLATHEAD, RICHARD RUANE (contemporary folk), Vermont Coffeehouse at Vermont Pasta, 9:30 p.m. $5. LIVE MUSIC, Vermont Pub & Brewery, 10 p.m. No cover. CRANIAL PERCH (psychedelic-alt-opera), Last Elm, 9 p.m. Donations. BOOTLESS & UNHORSED (Irish), Last Chance, 7:30 p.m. No cover. COMEDY ZONE (standup), Radisson Hotel, 8 & 10 p.m., $7. LITTLE MARTIN (DJ), FLOWERING CHILDREN B u t t o n s alt-rockers Wide 135 Pearl, 9 p.m., $4/5; afterhours party, $3. RED HOUSE Wail are about to re-enter the studio — in L.A., with (blues-rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. No cover. JAMIE &THE MIS­ Hollywood producer Paul Fox. B id them farewell before FORTUNES (rock), Patches Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. No they wing westward, this Thursday with Stupid Club cover. ELLEN POWELL (jazz duo), Tuckaway’s, Sheraton at Metronome.

Hotel, 8:30 p.m. No cover. RUN FOR COVER (rock), Thirsty Turtle, Waterbury, 9:30 p.m. $2. LAR DUGGAN TRIO (jazz), Main Street Bar and Grill Downstairs, Montpelier, 9 p.m. No cover. JASON JAMES &THE HOUSE ROCKERS (rock), Charlie-o’s, Montpelier, 9:30 p.m. No cover. COOPER &LAVOIE (r&b), M ad M ountain Tavern, Waitsfield, 9 p.m. $3.

RUSS FLANAGAN (rock), Gallagher’s, Waitsfield, 9:30 p.m. $2. HAWKEYE (Top 40 funk), Rusty Nail, Stowe, 9:30 p.m. $4. FRANK KEHOE (folk), Three M ountain Lodge, Jeffersonville, 6:30 p.m. No cover.

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PAIII CASEY 8 FRIENDS (folk brunch), City M arket, 11 a.m. N o cover. ACOUSTIC SUNRISE BRUNCH (open jelly), Java Love, 11 a.m. No cover. OPEN MIKE (acoustic), Vermont Coffeehouse, Vermont Pasta, 8:30 p.m. D onations. WOMEN'S CABARET (music and poetry), 135 Pearl, 7 p.m. $3. AWARE SHOWCASE: THANKS TO GRAVITY, THE WINEBOTTLES, STIR, 19 ENGINES (groove rock), C lub Toast, 9 p.m., $6. AYE (Caribbean), N ectar’s, 9 p.m. N o cover. BEST OF VERMONT BLUES (CD release party with Mr. Charlie Frazier), 7 p.m., followed by FLEX RECORDS NIGHT (DJs Justin B. & Cousin Dave), C lub M etro­ nome, 10 p.m. No cover. PAUL LOLAX (jazz), Main Street Bar and Grill Downstairs, M ontpelier, 11 a.m. No cover.

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OPEN STAGE (all genres), Cafe No No, 8 p.m. Donations. BLUES FOR JAVA (open grateful/blues jelly), Java Love, 8 p.m.

No cover. OUTER MONGOLIA (noodle rock), N ectar’s, 9:30 p.m. No cover. STARLIGHT CONSPIRACY, LINDY PEAR, EMILY (alt-rock), C lub M etronom e, 9 p.m. No cover. JOHN CALE (Velvet U nderground legend), C lub Toast, 7 p.m ., $12, followed

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SWAMP YANKEE Bill Morrissey is as natural and intimate a performer as you’re likely to find — New England’s answer to a Delta storyteller. W ith a weathered croak of a voice and an eye for detail, the bluesy-folky singer-songwriter from New Hampshire has long been a favorite with the more literary music fan — writer Robert Olmstead has even written him into one of his novels. Morrissey’s latest CD, You’ll Never Get to Heaven (featuring photography by former

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The Kennetts operate an inn in conjunction with their dairy farm. Bob keeps 120 registered Holsteins well-bred while Beth keeps up to 1000 patrons a year well-fed. Their two teenage sons help our on both fronts.

“It allows us to utilize our assets and diversify our income,” Beth says of their rather unconventional setup.

“It also has given the boys a great education.”

Liberty Hill has developed a very dedicated, almost cultish, following. People can’t get enough of the pristine set­ ting and personal service. And at $60 per night, per person, it’s an affordable luxury. One family, Beth recalls, came 12 times in one year. “They were beginning to think of it as their farm,” she laughs.

The Kennetts can actually say that someone from every continent has stepped foot on the property. The visitor list also includes major media coverage from “Good Morning America” and The New York Times. The farm’s forte, however, is families

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— Henry David Thoreau, Wild Apples f your only apple experiences are in the supermarket, where bins of well-waxed, chemically preserved fruits sit year-round, it may be hard to understand why Adam gave it all up for one of them. But try spending a crisp fall afternoon apple picking and you might change your mind.

Apples are more than sym­ bols of temptation and instiga­ tion, and picking apples is more than just a way to save a few bucks on the season’s finest fruit. It’s a ritualistic way to cel­ ebrate autumn and to see Vermont at its best. Some of the state’s orchards are conve­ niently close to main roads, while others require a bit of backroad exploring. Pack a pic­ nic, grab the kids and make a day of it. We found the folks tending the orchards to be unconditionally friendly, help­ ful and pretty psyched about this year’s bumper crop. There are close to 40 pick-your-own apple orchards in Vermont; here’s a list of eight in the Seven Days readership area. Every one is worth a visit. After all, says Shelburne Orchards’ Nick Cowles, “No matter who you are, something happens to you when you’re out there under those trees.” Adam did know what he was doing.

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Ferrimont Orchard/Ferrisburgh Apple Co. On Rt. 7 in Ferrisburgh, 877-6962 No winding dirt roads lead to this family-run orchard.

Lovely Macs, Cortlands, Empires and Delicious are within sight from Route 7.

Shelburne Orchard Orchard Road, Shelburne, 985-2753

This orchard features idyllic rolling landscape near the lake, and 13 varieties, including some organic or near-organic.

The mill turns out ginger-echi­ nacea cider in addition to the usual sweet stuff. The staff is hip, friendly and knowledge­ able. Kiddie tours and picking poles are available.

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September. Small, bright red, But many local orchards boast . with soft, white, juicy, sweet a variety of new hybrids and flesh. old “heirloom” varieties — Empire: Early October. Cross some have as many as 17 between Mac & Delicious, kinds o f trees. Keep in mind Sweet, juicy, good eating. different times, so only a fe' types may be available whei Pretty, red and yellow on the

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Twin Farms is very selective. It eschews editorial from all but Cond<* Nast and The New York Ttmes, according to its Englishaccented hostess who couldn’t “help” us with our story.

W hat was once an inner sanctum has become a den of iniquity. The only redeeming factor is that Peter Kurth’s biog­ raphy o f Thompson graces every bedside table. Somehow her words get lost in the pro­ ceedings: “I know now that there are things for which I am prepared to die. I am willing to die for political freedom; for the right to give my loyalty to ideals above a nation and a class; for the right to teach my child what I think to be the truth; for the right to explore such knowledge as my brains can penetrate; for the right to love where my mind and heart admire, without reference to some dictators code to tell me what the national canons on the matter are; for the right to work with others of like mind; for a society that seems to me becoming to the dignity of the hum i i u m aan i i race.” xavc.

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Twin Farms, East Barnard Fifty years ago, anti-social Sinclair Lewis and anti-elitist Dorothy Thompson setded into Twin Farms, a sprawling estate in East Barnard. Here they probably hashed out the current issues o f the day, per­ haps even commenting on the impending demise of modern society. Most assuredly, there was very little idle chatter on these exquisite grounds.

Ironically, their former resi­ dence has turned into a haute hotel for the idle rich, where room , rates run about $1200 per night, pretentiousness included. Vermonters aren’t particularly welcome seeing -1— we re not, in general, a lace. But Iks from far-flung cities are couraged to attend.

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The atmosphere here jip toga-party prima donna Left Bank radical chic, pond plays host to a G re€ & ||| goddess in a Roaring ’20s wed­ ding gown.) The dining room decor changes with the season — winter finding Zach at his most ornamental, with glitter and garlands dangling mightily from the ceiling. “And I wear a crown from Christmas Eve to New Year’s Day,” says the 72year-old regal host.

Food and frivolity aside, there’s another reason to drive the 55 miles from Burlington to Montgomery Center: for the night. Zach offers his single Swiss-like cottage for $100 per evening to Jay Peak-bound skiers, foliage followers as well as honeymooners. O f course it means you’ll be immersed in idiosyncrasies. But don’t ask Zach to “I’m pie,” he leave it.”

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Jm Q tntinued from page 11 jjjj Golden Apple Orchard f | R Whailcy Hoad, Charlotte*~ j 425-2060 (From Rt. 7 to Ferry Rd. West, then right onto Lake Road) Golden includes plums and pears as well as 17 varieties o f apples. This small, user-friend­ ly orchard overlooks Lake Champlain — picnicking is encouraged. Closed Monday & Tuesday.

Waltham Orchard & Flower Farm Route 17 West in Waltham, 545-2198 A relative newcomer on the apple scene, Waltham has 14 apple varieties plus beautiful flowers, dried and fresh. Low spray, low impact and natural pest control.

West Meadows Farm Pearson Road, New Haven, 545-2338 (Head west on Rt. 17 from New Haven) This bucolic, laid-back place offers eight varieties and self-service. A neat display explains the orchards pesti­ cide-free system of fighting insects — and the calm Scottish Highland cattle add a nice touch.

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Adams Apple Orchard Old Stage Road, Wifliston, 878-1230 A mere 10 minutes from downtown Burlington, this sloping orchard features Macs, Primas, Cortlands, Delicious & Empires. □

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year that because of drought, the fall colors were expected to be dull. In Vermont, anyway, it turned out to be one of the finest displays of botanical beauty in recent memory.

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Teillon tells it like it is. And sometimes like it isn’t. A reluc­ tant soothsayer, he is the first to admit that calling colors is an

inexact science; that sunlight, rainfall and temperature con­ spire to determine when leaves will turn, and how brilliantly.

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PU M P BOYS AND D IN E T T E S’: The Double Cupp Diner serves it up country style in this musical revue staged by the Stowe Theater Guild. Stowe Theater, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 253-2184.

w o r d s POETRY READING: The master-level poetry students o f David Huddle read from their works at the Fletcher Library, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2224.

k id s ‘YOUR AM AZING N E W B O R N ’: Your newborn is smarter than you think. Get post-natal details in

Room 135, Burgess Hall, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 878-6885.

TEEN PARENT-CHILD GROUP: Teen moms hang out with their babies at the Wheeler School, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420.

STORY TIM ES: Kids three to six hear stories and craft, 10-10:45 a.m. Those under three listen up, 11-11:30 a.m.

Fletcher Library, Burlington. Free.

Register, 865-7216.

STORIES: Kids listen while they eat snacks and make crafts at the Children’s Pages, Winooski, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 655-1537.

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Free. Info, 475-2311.

PHILADELPHIA STORY: Okay, so he was a traitor. But Benedict Arnold ran a mighty tight ship on Lake Champlain before it sunk. All hands on deck of the replica gunboat are in for a repeat performance o f the Revolutionary War. Look for sailors, civilians, women and Native Americans among the costumed crowds.

Saturday and Sunday, September 28 and 29. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7. Info, 475-2022.

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W O M E N ’S SMALL BUSINESS PROJECT: Addison County women get briefed on entrepreneurial training opportunities in the Burlington and Rutland areas. Addison County Chamber of Commerce, Middlebury, 6-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 658-0337, ext. 372.

M EN ’S HEALTH PROJECT: Gay and bisexual men get information about sex, dating and intimacy. Fletcher Library, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. Info, 863-2437.

TRANSPORTATION M EETIN G: Is your road next? Concerned citizens get briefed on Chittenden County trans­ portation projects to be undertaken in the next three years. S. Burlington City Offices, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 658-3004.

‘HA N D S-O N HISTORY’: Gregory Sharrow offers slides and audio tapes in a lecture about exploring history in our everyday lives. Varnum Memorial Library, Jeffersonville, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 644-2463.

WATERBURY FARMERS MARKET: Local produce is available, along with dinner items such as pizza, pasta and turnovers. Rusty Parker Park* Waterbury, 3-6 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2690.

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O LO D U M : Inventors of samba reggae, this 17-member band o f percussionists,

musicians, singers and dancers from Bahia has worked with Paul Simon, and influenced David Byrne, Jimmy Cliff, Herbie Hancock and Tracy Chapman. A free discussion begins at 7 p.m.

Spaulding Auditorium, Dartm outh College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m. $17.50.

Info, 603-646-2422.

d a n c e SW ING DANCE: Swing the night away at Cafe No No, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-5066.

t h e a t e r ‘T W E LFT H N IG H T ’: See September 25. $8.

‘PU M P BOYS AND D IN E T T E S’: See September 25.

‘O U R T O W N ’: The Pontine Movement Theatre does Thorton Wilder with Bunraku-style puppets and commedia delI'arte masks. The Festival of International Puppetry starts today at Warner Bentley Theater, Dartm outh College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m. $12.50. Info, 603-646-2422.

w c r d s GRACE PALEY READING: Specializing in politics and prose, the acclaimed short-story writer reads at McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

‘T H E LEGACY O F TH O M A S M E R T O N ’: The works of a m onk — are they still relevant? William Biddle leads a three-part literary investigation o f a best­ selling author. St. Michael’s Chapel, Colchester, 7:30 p.m. Free. Register, 654-2344.

POETRY READING: Vermont poets Douglas Currier and Janet Schneider read over free dessert. The Book Rack, Winooski, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231.

O PEN POETRY READING: Call ahead to read, or drop in to listen.

Cover-to-Cover Bookstore, Randolph Center, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 728-4206.

k id s FAMILY SUPPER: Make and eat dinner with other families at the Wheeler School, Burlington, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 860-4420.

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explains how racism results from the tra­ ditional teaching o f history. Farrell Room, St. Edm und’s Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

WELFARE REFORM PANEL: A panel o f women discuss welfare reform, child­ care and job training. Burlington College, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7200.

D O G T R A IN IN G TALK: Dog owners learn about training options at a info ses­ sion hosted by Canine Companions.

Burnham Library, Colchester, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 879-7576.

LO N G -TERM CARE M EETIN G : The role of consumers in planning home and community-based services is the topic of a forum sponsored by the Champlain Valley Regional Planning Council for Independent Living. Pines Senior Housing Project, S. Burlington, 9 a.m.

Free. Info, 800-639-2084.

V EN TU R E N E T W O R K M EETIN G: How can you “access” strategic partners and investors? Diane Harris addresses entrepreneurs at the Radisson Hotel, Burlington, 8-10 a.m. $15. Info, 658-7830.

ECLIPSE WALK: Enjoy a walk in the woods under an eclipsed harvest moon.

Green M ountain Audubon Nature Center, H untington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 434-3068.

W O M E N IN T R A N SITIO N : This organizational meeting sets up ongoing support group meetings. Woman Centered, Montpelier, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Donations. Info, 223-3219.

M O U N T A IN BIKE FESTIVAL: This three-day festival for pedal pushers fea­ tures everything from marathon rides to a “Let’s Make a W heel” Game Show. O n ­ site camping is available at Green M ountain Stock Farm, Randolph, $50.

Info, 401-847-3081.

MILITARY PARADE: Weather permit­ ting, the Corps of Cadets stages a formal retreat parade on Sabine Field, Norwich University, Northfield, 4:20 p.m. Free.

Info, 485-2080.

TOASTM ASTERS M EETIN G: Professional and non-professional people hone their speaking, listening and leader­ ship skills. Econo Lodge, S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-6142.

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ARTS AWARDS & OPERA GALA: “Excellence in the Arts” awards will be presented at this Opera Burlington bash.

Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 862-2409.

R IC H M O N D FARMERS MARKET: Look for local produce, sweets, jewelry and potted plants. Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2690.

‘H O N O R IN G RON BROW N’: The former U.S. Secretary o f Commerce, who died in a Croatian plane crash, is the subject of a symposium at his alma mater. Twilight Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 443-5725.

O U T R IG H T SU PPO R T GROUP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual and questioning youth are invited to an ongoing support group meeting. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-9677.

m usic VT SYM PHONY ORCHESTRA: See September 26, Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College.

O LO D U M : See September 26, Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 8 p.m. $12-21.50.

Info, 863-5966. A free discussion starts at 6:30 p.m.

TH O M A S C H A PIN T R IO : Saxophonist and flautist Tom Chapin plays cutting-edge jazz on a Knitting Factory tour. Gam ut Room, Gifford Dorm, M iddlebury College, 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 443-6323.

BROADWAY ALL T IM E FAVORITES: Tenor John Thade sings tunes from Broadways Golden Age. Stowe Com munity Church, 7:30 p.m. $12.

Info, 800-559-7070.

FIDDLERS CO N TEST: Six fiddling and two stepdancing competitions attract contestants from all over the continent.

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‘T H E REPUG NAN T STORY’: Mexican-made Teatro Ttnglado uses ani­ mated antique puppet theater to tell a story of madness, spells and intrigue.

Moore Theater, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m. $14.50. Info, 603-646-2422. A free discussion begins at 7 p.m.

words ‘CHEATERS & O T H E R STORIES’: Dean Albarelli reads a Burlington-based short story from his first book. Barnes &

Noble, S. Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

a rt CALLIGRAPHY W O RK SH O P: Buddhist master Jomya Tanaka connects calligraphy and meditation at 115 Living-Learning Commons, UVM, 10 a.m. & 2 p.m. Free. Info, 656-5765.

kids C H IL D R E N ’S CONFERENCE: Parents, child-care providers and others working with young children explore issues relevent to youngsters. Workshop topics include “Surviving Super Heroes” and “Puppetry W ith Young Children.

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OPERA BU RLIN G TO N : Geraldine McMillian is the featured soloist in this scaled-back performance of WexdWAida.

Burlington City Hall, 8 p.m. $15. Info, 863-5966.

BARBERSHOP CHO RUS: The 33member Barre-tones offer their annual all-female quartettes and group sounds.

Barre Opera House, 7:30 p.m. $10. Info, 223-6436.

CHAM BER CONCERT: Four musi­ cians from the Chamber Music Society of Lincoln Center perform two piano quartets by Johannes Brahms. Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 8 p.m. $9. Info, 443-M ID D .

AUSTIN L O U N G E LIZARDS: Expect satirical bluegrass from these musical rep­ tiles. Briggs Opera House, W hite River Junction, 8 p.m. $17. Info, 295-2217.

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theater ‘T W ELFTH N IG H T ’: See September 25, $14.50.

‘O U R T O W N ’: See September 26.

‘T H E D IN IN G R O O M ’: A mosaic of interrelated scenes create an in-depth portrait of a vanishing species: the wellheeled W hite Anglo-Saxon Protestant.

Valley Players Theatre, Waitsfield, 8 p.m. $8. Reservations, 583-1674.

BREAD & PU PPET: The political pup­ petry of Peter Schumann is front and center on the D artm outh Green. The rain site is Moore Theatre. Dartm outh College, Hanover, N .H ., 5 p.m. Free.

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Potluck, 6 p.m. Family dance, 6:30 p.m.

Beginners, 7:30 p.m. Everybody dance, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 849.-2208.

BALLROOM DA NCE DEM O: M ini­ lessons in swing, waltz, fox trot, tango and macarena get you moving.

Wallflowers are welcome, too. University Mall, S. Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 655-5962.

A U D ITIO N S: The 2 Left Feet modern dance company is seeking movers with and without dance experience. 3 p.m.

Free. Info and location, 860-3674.

CLAY D E M O N ST R A T IO N : Terri Gregory shows how to make functional red stoneware with Latex decoration.

Vermont Clay Studio, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m.; a potluck begins at 6 p.m. $4.

Register, 223-4220.

kids ‘PAJAMARAMA’: Get ready for bed at Barnes 5c Noble. Kids can wear pajamas to this public story time. Barnes & Noble Bookstore, S. Burlington, 6:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

STORY TIM ES: Kids under three also hear songs, 10-10:25 a.m. All ages sing along with Robert Resnik, 10:30-11 a.m.

Fletcher Library, Burlington. Free.

Register, 865-7216.

theater ‘T W E LFT H N IG H T ’: See September 25, $14.50.

MEXICAN PUNCH:

The Mexican version o f Punch is a psycho­

pathic puppet in the Repugnant Story of Clotario Demoniax — one o f five shows in a two-week festival o f cutting-edge puppetry that starts this week at the Hopkins Center.

3:15 p.m. Free. Register, 828 -87 65.

STORYTELLING: Peter Burns and Alice Corvo tell tales to all ages at the Fletcher Library, Burlington, 11-11:40 a.m. Free. Info, 865 -72 16.

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N O R T H EN D PRID E FEST: Celebrate the strength and diversity o f the Old North End at a fair with music, kids activities, history and tips on economic survival. Lawrence Barnes School, Burlington, noon. Free. Info, 865-7284.

A parade leaves at 11 a.m. from the Vermont Transit garage.

BEIJING FOLLOW -UP: If you didn't make it to the United Nations womens conference, you can still give your two cents. A satellite-link-up gathers women across the U.S. Central Vermont Medical Center, Berlin, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free.

Register, 828-2851.

AIDS WALK: Walk the walk. Individuals and businesses step out to raise awareness about — and money for — Vermont C.A.R.E.S. Montpelier High School, 9:30 a.m. Pledges. Info, 800-649-AIDS. HARVEST MARKET: This old-fash­ ioned country fair features a parade and foot race, entertainment, crafts and a flea market. Underhill Town Green, 8 a.m. 5 p.m. Free. Info, 899-1104.

UNUSUAL VEGETABLE TALK: Cheryl Dorschner shows off purple carrots, green corn and blue potatoes. The Free Press gar­ dening columnist shares cultivation tips in the Club Room, Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 475-6545.

REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENCAM PM ENT: The life-sized replica of Benedict Arnold’s gunboat fires up during a re-enactment of 18th-century life in the Champlain Valley. Lake Champlain Maritime Museum, Basin Harbor, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7. Info, 475-2022.

REM O T E -C O N T R O L L ED SAIL­ BOAT RACE: Watch serious model boat sailing at the Commodores Inn Pond, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free. Info, 800247-8693.

AU DUBO N HAWK WATCH: Join Mark LaBarr on Snake Mountain for a rare view of the annual raptor migration.

Binoculars will be provided. 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. $3. Info, 434-3068.

LAMB BROOK HIKE: A Sierra Club hike through proposed “management areas” offers a first-foot look at what the Forest Service controversy is all about.

Meet at 8 a.m. in Middlebury. Free. Info, 453-2278.

FARMERS MARKETS: Vermont-grown agricultural products and crafts are for sale in the following locations: Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m. 2:30 p.m. Info, 453-2435. Taft Corners in.W illiston, 9 a.m. - 2 p.m. Info, 879-0464. Courthouse parking lot in Montpelier, 9 a.m. - 1 p.m. Info,

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Register, 860-4057. Learn the D O S underpinnings o f this program.

DATABASES: Wednesday, September 25, 6-8 p.m. Departm ent of Employment Sc Training, Burlington.

Free to unemployed people and residents of the Enterprise Community. Register, 860-4057.

dance N O R T H W E ST M ORRIS DA NCING : Saturday, September 28, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Edmunds School, Burlington. $5. Register, 849-2208. This English dancing is traditionally done wear­ ing clogs and carrying ribboned sticks. In a separate workshop, musicians learn to play far ritual dances.

M O D ER N DANCE: Six- to eight-yearolds, Tuesdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m. Eight- to 10-year-olds, Thursdays, 3:45-4:45 p.m.

Teens, Wednesdays, 4-5:30 p.m. Ballet for modern dancers, Mondays, 7 p.m.

Shelburne Town Hall. Register, 9858261. Marccla Pino helps dancers o f all ages discover their natural movements.

Learn how to prepare vinegars, fragrances, salves, teas and foods.

CLEANSING & DETOXIFICATION: Wednesday, October 2, 6-9 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $25.

Register, 865-HERB. Herbs, diet and fasting can clean you out before the flu sea­ son hits. Hear the hows and whys.

G E T T IN G STARTED W IT H HERBAL M EDICIN E: Nine Mondays starting October 7, 6:30-9 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. Sliding scale.

Register, 865-HERB. Learn how to use cheap, common plants simply and effective­ ly fo r whatever ails you.

martial arts AIK IDO: Thursdays, October 3 November 21, 6-8 p.m. Aikido of Vermont, Burlington. $60. Info, 8629785. This method o f self-protection based on motion and balance is idealfo r men and women o f all ages.

meditation M EDITATION: First & third Sundays, 10 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambala Center. Free. Info, 658-6795. Instructors teach non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist practices.

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kids CO -PA REN TIN G T H R O U G H DIVORCE: Wednesday, September 25, 7-8:30 p.m. Fletcher Allen, Burlington.

Free. Register, 865-2278. Mary Anne Bock offers tips on establishing a successful co-parenting arrangement.

IN T R O T O EM OTION ALKIN ESTH ETIC PSYCHOTHERAPY: Monday, October 7, 7-9:30 p.m. 22 Church St., Burlington, second floor. $15-25. Info, 862-4467. M arti Killelea facilitates a hands-on session.

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herbs HERBAL FO O D FEAST: Wednesday, September 25, 6-9 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $30. Register, 865HERB. New and seasoned cooks learn how to incorporate herbs in everything from appetizers to desserts. Arrive hungry fa r this natural food class.

IN T R O D U C T IO N T O HERBALISM: Eight Tuesdays starting October 1, 7-9 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $10 per class. Register, 865-HERB.

HWA YU TAI CH I: Fall classes start in October in Montpelier & Hardwick.

Register, 456 1983. Drop in on a free demonstration class, October 7-11. Ellen Hayes shares over two decades o f experience with meditative movement.

TAI C H I: Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. &c 8-9 p.m. Food For Thought, Stowe, $10.

Info, 253-4733. John DiCarlo leads ongo­ ing classes.

video PR O D U C T IO N SKILLS: Weekdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Channel 17, Burlington.

Free. Register, 862-3966. Learn about video by being part o f the live show crew.

women RAPE CRISIS VO LUNTEER TRAIN­ ING: Tuesday, October 1, 6 p.m.

Burlington. Free. Register, 864-0555. I f you’re interested in educating the commu­ nity, providing administrative support or working with survivors o f sexual assault, the Womens Rape Crisis Center training scries begins tonight.

woodworking BUILD A W IN SO R CHAIR: Tuesday & Thursday evenings, October 15November 14. The Wood School, Burlington. Register, 864-4454. Shape cherry and ash by hand to build a fanback chair.

SHAKER BENCH: Saturday & Sunday, October 12 & 13, 9 a.m .- 6 p.m. The Wood School, Burlington. Register, 8644454. Beginning woodworkers learn how to cut dovetails by hand with mallets, chis­ els, hacksaws and a few power tools.

writing W RITERS W O RK SH O P: Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. Cafe No No, Burlington.

Free. Info, 865-5066. Take a journal and your writing spirit.

yoga YOGA AT N O O N : Tuesdays & Thursdays, 12-12:50 p.m. The Movement Center, Montpelier. $7 per class. Info, 454-1032. Kripaluyoga teach­ ers Rudy Peirce and Lesley Becker offer gen­ tle stretching and deep breathing for relax­ ation and fresh energy.

YOGA: Daily, Burlington Yoga Studio, 174 Main St. Info, 658-YOGA. Classes are offeredfar kids, for healthy backs, and in Astanga, Iyengar, Kripalu, Bikram and Kundalini styles. Beginners can start anytime.

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OPERA BURLING TO N: The Essex Childrens Chorus joins in on Hansel and Gretel. Burlington City Hall, 2 p.m. $15.

Info, 863-5966.

CHAMBER M USIC CONCERT: Violinist Marguerite Schenkman, cellist Peter Schenkman and pianist Cynthia Huard take note of Beethoven and Brahms. Federated Church, Rochester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9008.

t h e a t e r ‘T W ELFTH N IG H T ’: See September 25, $12.50.

‘T H E D IN IN G R O O M ’: See September 27.

‘T H E REPU G N A N T STORY’: See September 28, 7 p.m. Discussion, 6 p.m.

t i l m ‘DISCREET CHARM O F T H E BOU RGEOISIE’: Luis Bunuel’s Academy Award winner shows at Cafe No No, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 865-5066.

iv c r d s ‘T H E W R IT E R ’S V O ICE’: Carolyn Forche, Julia Alvarez, Joseph Bruchac, Katherine Paterson and Pulitzer Prize­ winner Galway Kinnell give “voice to lit­ erature” at the Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 7 p.m. $15. Info, 863-8778.

etc HARVEST MARKET: See September 28, noon - 4 p.m. Today includes a pet show and $5 barn dance.

REVOLUTIONARY WAR ENCAM PM ENT: See September 28.

‘W O M E N , YOGA & NATURAL HEALTH: Lorilee Schoenbeck, natur­ opath and Kripalu yoga instructor, teach­ es postures, nutrition and herbs for the “moon cycling years.” Burlington Yoga Studio, 9:30 a.m. - 12:30 p.m. $30.

Register, 658-YOGA. LEWIS CREEK CELEBRATION: A site dedication, biking, prizes and food honor the natural watershed. Lewis Creek Road, Hinesburg, 2 p.m. Free.

Info, 434-4113.

FALL CO LO R WALK: Enjoy autumn

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colors on a guided walk with seasonal interpration. Green M ountain Audubon Nature Center, H untington, 2 p.m. $3.

Info, 434-3068.

SHEEP & FIBER FESTIVAL: Alternative avenues in farming are fea­ tured at this all-day agricultural adven­ ture. There will be goats to milk, eggs to collect and shearing demos. Adams Farm, W ilmington, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $5.

Info, 464-3762.

MT. H U N G ER HIKE: Figure at least six hours for this challenging hike over steep, rough terrain. Meet at UVM Visitor Parking, Burlington, 8 a.m. Free.

Register, 879-1302.

CA N O E TR IP: Bring your boat and “personal flotation devices” on an easy canoe on Grafton Pond in New Hampshire. Meet in Montpelier, 9:30 a.m. Free. Register, 223-0030.

STOW E FARMERS MARKET: Get it while it’s fresh, next to the Red Barn Shops in Stowe, 11 a.m. -3 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-4498.

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O PEN REHEARSAL: Women lend their vocal chords to a harmonious rehearsal of the Champlain Echoes. S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6703.

t h e a t e r ‘N IG H T FIRES’ A U D ITIO N S: The creators o f a winter solstice celebration are seeking young actors, singers, musi­ cians, dancers and tech help for its annu­ al holiday production. Adults audition tomorrow. Bridge School, Middlebury, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 453-2960.

words BUG SIG N IN G : Author and illustrator David Carter gives away bug cartoons and signs his latest, Bugs That Go Bump in the Night. Barnes & Noble Bookstore, S. Burlington, 3-4:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001. He signs his pop-up books at Chassman & Bern Booksellers, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-4332.

etc ‘C O N F R O N T IN G SEXISM & RACISM’: Paul Kivel is an angry white guy fo r affirmative action. He tells how white people can work for racial justice, and discusses welfare and the church burnings in the South. Grand Salon, Chateau Building, Middlebury College, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 863-2345.

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Stained Glass Design Saturday, Nov. 9

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treatment for sexually-related problems.

Planned Parenthood, Burlington, 3:30-6 p.m. Pregnancy testing is free. Info, 863-6326.

E M O T IO N S AN ON Y M O U S: Stressed out? People with depression, anxiety and other emotional problems meet at the O ’Brien Civic Center, S. Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 660-9036.

BUSINESS BREAKFAST:

theater ‘N IG H T FIRES’ A U D ITIO N S: See September 30. Adults audition tonight.

‘SUNJATA’: Actors from the Ivory Coast and France collaborate with life-sized shadow puppets, and supertitles, to tell the African legend o f a paralyzed king.

Moore Theater, D artm outh College, Hanover, N .H ., 8 p.m. $14.50. Info,

ties. Milton Public Library, 10:30 a.m. & 1 p.m. Free. Info, 893-4644.

etc ‘C O N FR O N T IN G SEXISM & RACISM’: See September 30. Ira Allen Chapel, UVM, Burlington, 7 p.m.

BLOOD DRIVE: Share a pint with a stranger at Ross Sports Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 12:30-5:30

t h e a t e r ‘TW ELFTH N IG H T ’: See September 25, $12.50.

‘PU M P BOYS A N D D IN E T T E S’: See September 25.

‘SUNJATA’: See October 1.

‘T H E ELEPHANT M AN’: Vermont Stage Company teams up with the Departm ent ofT heater in this play about

T he Beatrix Potter story comes to life at the Flynn Theatre, Burlington, noon. $5. Info, 863-8778.

STORY TIM ES: Kids three to six hear stories and craft, 10-10:45 a.m. Those under three listen up, 11-11:30 a.m.

Fletcher Library, Burlington. Free.

Register, 865-7216.

STORIES: Kids listen while they eat snacks and make crafts at the Children’s Pages, Winooski, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 655-1537.

etc

SIMON'S SAINTS:

Bahian-based O lodum , featu red on the P aul Sim on album , R h y t h m o f th e S a in t s , brings samba-reggae to the Flynn on Thursday.

Entrepreneurs share ideas over coffee.

Cafe No No, Burlington, 7:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 863-1208.

603-646-2422. A free discussion begins at 7 p.m.

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M O D E R N SCULPTURE: Sculptor and art professor Barbara Zucker talks about “The Making of the Modern W orld.”

301 Williams, UVM, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 656-2005.

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‘MUSICAL TUESDAY’: Lost Nation Theater hosts world-class musicians Fred Haas and David Newsam on saxophone and guitar. Montpelier City Hall, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 229-0492.

O PEN REHEARSAL: T he Amateur Musicians Orchestra welcomes new play­ ers, especially ones with brass instru­ ments. No audition required, just a shared love o f music. Music Room, S. Burlington High School, 7:30 p.m. $5.

Info, 985-9750.

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k i d s ‘BABIES 1 & 2’: A parent-child play group meets at the Wheeler School, Burlington, 11:30 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 860-4420.

‘FATHERS & C H IL D R E N T O G E T H ­ ER’: Spend quality time with your kids and other dads at the Wheeler School, Burlington, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420.

STORY H O U R : Kids between three and five engage in artful educational activi­

p.m. Free. Info, 654-2535.

FARMERS MARKET: Celebrate autum n with organic produce, available for farm-to-family coupons or cash.

Corner of Elmwood and Archibald streets, Burlington, 3:30-6:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 863-6248.

Qwednesday m usic BARITONE CONCERT: Catch an ear­ ful of Russell Braun between his appear­ ances at the Met and the Paris Opera.

Concert Hall, Middlebury College Center for the Arts, 7 p.m. $9. Info, 443-M ID D.

dance FREE SPIRIT DANCE: See September 25.

CONTACT IMPROV: See September 25.

a deformed man in 19th-century London. Royall Tyler Theater, UVM, Burlington, 8 p.m. $10.50. Info, 656-2094.

‘STRUG GLE FOR IN D IG E N O U S R IG H T S’: Chiapas, Mexico is the home to a rainforest and the Zapatista Army for National Liberation. O rin Langelle shows slides o f the area and discusses the impact o f neoliberalism on the area.

Peace &c Justice Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Register, 863-2345.

DEATH PENALTY TALK: Michael Mello of Vermont Law School discusses civil and constitutional rights used in the fight against the death penalty. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 635-1386.

ST U D E N T ACTIVIST: The 24-yearold director of the University of California Student Association talks about her national efforts to preserve affirmative action. Billings Theater, UVM, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 656-7892.

NATURAL RESOURCES PANEL: Vermont needs forest products, recre­ ational areas and a sustainable natural world. Experts ponder the trade-offs at the Shelburne Farms Coach Barn, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-8686.

AIDS VOLUNTEERS: Interested in helping out with the state’s largest AIDS support and education organization?

Hear about the opportunities in Middlebury, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free.

Register, 863-2437.

Calendar is written by Clove Tsindle.

w c rds VIETNAM ESE-AMERICAN READING: Le Thi Diem Thuy reads from works about the experience of refugees in conjunction with a gallery exhibit. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 12:15 p.m. $2. Info, 656-0750.

BO O K DISCUSSION: My Old Man and the Sea is the tale of a father-son sailing adventure. South Hero Library, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 372-6209.

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Browse through the craft tents to get a jump on the holiday season while the kids jump in the jum bo pile o f leaves.

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Tickets start at just $11 and are on sale now from the VSO TicketLine (864-5741), the Campus Ticket Store (6563085) and the Flynn Box Office (863-5966).

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for sale. (C all 3 2 6 -4 6 8 1 if y o u ’re

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th o u g h it’s still q u ite light in

o f virtual V erm o n t.)

c o m p a riso n to W illisto n or

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ta k in g his regular S u n d ay after­

w ide p u ll-o ff lane w here bikers

n o o n tu rn as I rocked on

can keep a safe d istan ce from

K ilgore’s p o rch sw ing, sip p in g

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Peak. O n ly th e final 100 yards

thereby indicating th at this is

leading to th e ro a d ’s h ig h p o in t

indeed an international excursion.

is tru ly p u n ish in g , an d a b ra n d -

T h e C a n a d ia n p o rtio n o f the

new co a tin g o f asp h alt m akes

lo o p is a b it b u m p ie r th a n the

for sm o o th g o in g all alo n g th e

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five m iles from M o n tg o m e ry

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th e te m p e ra tu re was at least five

passed m e, in eith er d irec tio n ,

degrees cooler th a n at K ilgore’s,

d u rin g th e h o u r-lo n g , 12-m ile

green was still th e d o m in a n t

sw ing th ro u g h w h a t so u n d e d

co lo r th em e.

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ENVI SI ONED IN A PASTORAL S ETT I NG, the ninth annual exhibit and sale o f over 40 juried artists.

Shelburne Farms, Coach Barn, Shelburne, 985-8686. Reception September 27, 4-8 p.m., $15.

SACRED & PROFANE: THE BOAT SE RI ES, paintings by Janet Fredericks, and PA I NT I NG AND MUSIC, works by Barbara Scotch. T W W ood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743. Reception September 27, 5-7 p.m.

VINS 17TH ANNUAL W I L D L I F E ART SHOW and sale, featuring over 100 nationally known wildlife artists. Suicide Six Ski Lodge, Pomfret, 4572779. Gala cham pagne preview party, sponsored by New England Culinary Institute and W oodstock review Inn, September 27, 5-8 p.m ., $15/20.

RAVE ON An unusual exhibit at Exquisite Corpse PRIDE OF THE OLD NORTH END, group Artsite in Burlington pays homage to the nexus of show. Cafe No No, Burlington, 865-5066. cutting-edge design and a particular segment o f Reception September 28, 2 p.m. youth culture centered around raves. “Location to be HM0NG T EX T I L E ARTS, symbolic cloth art by Announced: A sample o f club culture design,” essen­ Ia-M oua Yang. Sachs/H am ilton house, 58 Brook tially comprises hundreds o f posters, flyers, handbills Dr., Burlington, 658-6060, ext. 20 (day), or 658and party invitations from Europe, Canada and the 6164. Reception and sale to support H m ong reset­ U.S., these sandwiched between sheets o f clear Plexi tlem ent efforts, September 29, 1-5 p.m. and suspended from the ceiling. They are curated ART RESOURCE ASSOCIATION ANNUAL from multiple sources by two employees o f Jager EXHI BI T featuring works by this 21-year-old central DiPaola Kemp Design — Keith Brown and Josh Vermont arts organization. Shayna/Ruth Pope Galleries, Brown (unrelated).

Montpelier, 229-2766. Reception September 29, 2-4 Like more conventional events, the roving, allp.m. night parties called raves have counted on printed PAI NTI NGS by Anne Bemis. Pickering Room, materials to inform their vigilant faithful as to their Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 863-3403. location, date and time.

Closing reception Septem ber 29, 2-4 p.m.

Because o f their inten­ PAI NTI NGS OF EDEN, by Susan Metzger. tional appeal to only a Francis C olburn Gallery, University of certain in-the-know Vermont, Burlington, 656-2014. Reception group — not to m en­ September 30, 5-6:30 p.m. tion the presence of illegal drugs — genuine ongoing raves would not be list­ STRATTON ARTS F E S TI V A L, featur­ ed in the calendars of, ing juried mixed media work by 200 say, the daily papers.

Vermont artists. Stratton Mountain, Base O n the contrary, their Lodge, 258-4575. Through October 20. typically clandestine or CONTEMPORARY VIETNAMESE ART exclusionary nature from the U.S. and Vietnam. Fleming Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, prom pted flyers with 656-0750. Through December 22. exceedingly minimal, or MIXED MEDIA exhibit by seven artists. piecemeal, inform ation Gazebo Gallery, Pillsbury Manor, S. — sometimes just the Burlington, 863-7897. Through party name, like Logic, LOCATION TO BE ANNOUNCED D e ta il fr o m a B u z z Buzz, Fluid, Fountain o f sample and history of club-culture design. club flyer. Youth, or Throb. You Exquisite Corpse, Jager DiPaola Kemp had to know where and Design, Burlington, 864-8040, ext. 121. when to look for the next clue.

Through November 1.

But th at’s not the only departure from an ordi­ VERMONT LANDSCAPE: A TRIBUTE, pho­ nary poster; the printed materials o f rave — at least tographs by Lome Abramowitz. Helen Day Art the ones on display at Exquisite Corpse — are highly Center, Stowe, 253-8358. September 27-October sophisticated, and representative o f the endless possi­ 2 1. bilities o f com puter-generated graphic design and IN THE ADIRONDACK AND RUSTIC TRA­ typography. They are also not cheap photocopies; D IT ION, a juried exhibit of contemporary artisans these are slick, four-color affairs, leading one to sus­ in the rustic style. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388pect that their makers were design-house employees 3177. Through November 3. by day and underground clubbers by night. Many o f FRIENDS SHOW, mixed media by 21 local them appropriate iconic retro images from pop- and artists. Daily Planet, Burlington, 864-7528. Through consumer culture — the visual equivalent o f “sam­ September. pling” in music.

L 00 KI NG FOR THE LIGHT, nature and G rouped by geography, the flyers indicate some cityscape photography by William Steinhurst. About trends according to region — the midwestern ones Thyme Cafe, Montpelier, 223-2417. Through are slightly more light-hearted and humorous, while October 5. those from New York tend towards a digitized, futur­ MOTHER/DAUGHTER: AN E X H I B I T OF istic, information-overload look. Above all, however, PAINTINGS, by Cadierine Hall and Megan Lipke.

McAuley Fine Arts Center, Trinity College, Burlington, a fierce, proud individualism is at work here — the whole point was to develop a recognizable trademark, 658-0337, ext. 425.,Through November 1. just like Coca-Cola or Nike, that carried its own J r ne PEOPLES AND PLACES, photographs by sais quoi, and identified some quality, some otherness, Dolores Sandoval. Francis Colburn Gallery, to each designer/party. T hey’re made by, says Keith University of Vermont, Burlington 656-2014.

Brown, “kids with Macintoshes in design studios, Through September 27. creating a brand-nam e image for a dance club.” In WHO ARE THE Z A P A T I S T A S ? A collection of posters from across the country distributed by radical the case o f Cream, a Liverpool-based group, its sim­ art collective Resistant Strains. Last Elm, Burlington, ple propeller-like logo has achieved such familiarity that it can stand alone, like the mark o f a major cor­ 660-2633. Through September. poration. Small wonder: No longer just a party IMAGES OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN in woodcuts

by Ginger Lambert. Metropolitan Gallery, name, this outfit has evolved into a clothing line.

Burlington, 767-4610. Through September.

T he flyers are, in other words, where consumer B AL I NE SE PAI NTI NGS made for Gregory capitalism meets the underground. Like the day-glo Bateson and Margaret Mead. Christian Johnson psychedelia o f the late ’60s or the cut-and-paste Xerox Gallery, Middlebury College, Middlebury, 443anarchy o f punk a decade later, this computer-enabled 5007. Through November 24. design speaks volumes to its further radicalized gener­ S P I R I T & ESSENCE OF VERMONT, mixed ation. In the ’90s, though, the language of design media by 32 artists reflecting the beauty of Vermont. itself has filtered downward so that even the recipients Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through are savvy about such nuances as typography — the November 19. hip magazines talk about fonts like they were new UNCOMMON THREADS, a juried national exhibistyles o f shoes. “If aesthetic awareness doesn’t . tion of fiber artists. Frog Hollow on the increase,” notes Keith Brown, “you’re stuck in a rut.”

Marketplace, Burlington, 863-6458. Through This, then, is the latest in “party” politics: the October 27rave as catalyst for a new design semiotics; the indi­ LANDSCAPES by Robert Popick and David vidual as corporation.

Uciger. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985— Pamela Polston

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When the destination is art, Stratton is the place to go Bv

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artisan s give d e m o n stra tio n s o f

D istin c tio n w ere also g ran ted :

th e ir crafts (see sidebar) — an

to S o u th B u rlin g to n ’s W e n d y

t’s n o t every d ay y o u w a n t to

ed u c a tio n a l experien ce for art

C o p p for her d elig h tfu l, h a n d -

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aficio n ad o s o f all ages. Bear in

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p rese n t at galleries a n d craft

m ay leave w ith th e buyer.

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H en c e, as th e m o n th w ears o n ,

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o th e r selections fro m th e artists.

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Glen-Sutton doesn’t afford a Even though^ didn’t quite sue-1 much longer look. The ceed, it was a wonderfully. V;/;, Victorian-style Auberge Glen; ;* rewarding jour­ Sutton does ney — blessedly beckon, howev: free of punctures its er, es or mishaps of sign advertising any sort. My leg "Cuisine muscles tingled Mexicaine.” insistently as I But because I climbed into the hadn’t the time car, which the to stop, other convenience hungry bikers shop cashier will have to kindly allowed learn for them­ me to leave in selves whether the lot of her the southern SeeS a Mobil station.

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Stowe Bike The crossing Club, which one point into the an d fasterday earlier had U.S. at East sponsored a 100Richford is just miler beginning as pokey as the moving picture and ending in border station Johnson. My at Highwater. route covered the “Did you northern half of than does a that itinerary. It’s acquire any goods while in basically a cir­ Canada,” the cumnavigation bored American woodlands of Jay Peak, guard asks which, according robotically. to Stowe Club “Not much hiker; whose coordinator Guy room for pur­ Amundsen, can chases,” I be seen at several answer, point­ views o f the points when the ing to the small 50-mile portion pack lying flat is ridden in a against my leaves are lim ­ clockwise direc­ back. tion. I did it It’s a swift: counterclock­ and scenic six missing out ited to what's wise, miles to on most of the Richford, the views of Jay, but road running making th e „ close beside the directly above climb up Route sparkling 242 early in the Missisquoi, trip while my which looks as and immedi- legs were still though it will fresh. offer some The endur­ spectacularly ately alongside ance of a Miguel colorful canoe­ Indurain and the ing in a week or so. the trail LeMond are not Richford prerequisites for itself doesn’t this trek. A per­ appear as poor son in reasonably as I remembered tt from my good condition should have no previous —- and only — visit trouble completing the full 50 there five or six years ago. A miles. few small houses on the way This is an almost entirely into town could clearly do with rural jaunt, featuring some of rehabs, but there are also some Vermont’s most dramatic stately Victorians in fine condi­ sceneryjand presenting tion. At the central intersection absolutely no hassles. Its best is a small park graced with a , of course — recently restored fountain installed in

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some filmmakers f| |.^St<m. It’s the same reason f | ': to get their operator’s ^ ringsystem, ifyou get my (Vice writer-director James drift. ite. Based on Mang \e independent production, M il / Prize for Best Direction at the which t it sounded like a movie that BIG GUN FOR HIRE Willis made a fistcomputer effects, mi| * fill o f dollars far his work in Walter l-of-summer bummers. What , ///2/I Yojimbo update. iitz. it is, in The stdry of a slow-witted pizza cook, the pictures ^ like a half-baked pie: Mangold serves up a cheesy plot about the unrequited love between a doughy mamas hoy and a saucy waitress, tosses in a few meatballs who hang around the joint And, being green, peppers the script with time-worn insights while expecting it to mushroom into meaningful drama.

Anyway you slice it, the recipe fails to deliver.

Liv Tyler does justice to her role. Of course, a mini-industry has arisen devoted to movies about peo­ ple falling madly in love with her {Stealing Beauty, for example), so playing this guy’s fantasy-in-the-flesh was not exaedy a stretch. Hers is pretty much a one-dimensional role requiring her to do little other than look spiffy. Shelley Winters turns up as a by-the-numbers domineering mother and, again, this is the kind of role she can play in her sleep. I’m less familiar with the work of Pruitt '1aylor Vince, so it’s tough to assess his performance as the bland, stammering figure at the heart of the action — well, of the story.

He’s either very good at conveying a complete absence of personality, or he’s a very dull boy. Assuming he’s a regular dynamo and has done a fabulous job here creating the illusion of being dull, the question remains: What is it about watching this ineffectual fellow shuffle in slo-mo through a few weeks of his monotonous, unactualized life that’s supposed to engage the viewer?

Maybe it was supposed to be an experiment in minimalism, but I’m pretty sure it’s just boring.

With the dramatic momentum, emotional resonance and literary firepower of a bag of soggy laundry, Heavy is an example of maverick moviemaking at its most lightweight.

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EXTREME MEASURES Hugh “Can you change a pound note? ’ Grant undergoes a major image trans­ plant (with a little help from girlfriend Elizabeth Hurley, who produces) in this gritty medical thriller about an idealistic young doctor who uncovers a sinister scheme masterminded by his mentor. Gene Hackman makes some easy money as the baddie. Michael Apted directs.

THAT THING YOU DO Tom Hanks wrote, directed and even does a little acting in this ensemble piece about the rise and fall of a ramshackle pop group and set in the magic year of 1964. With Liv Tyler, Tom Everett Scott and Steve Zahn.

TWO DAYS IN THE VALLEY Danny Aiello, Jeff Daniels, Eric Stoltz, Teri Hatcher, among many _ others, star in this black comedy about a bunch of San Fernando types brought together by a murder.

Written and directed by John Herzfeld.

CARPOOL The latest exercise in high-octane inanity from Tom Arnold.

SHORTS BASQUI AT { NR) This biography of Warhol protdgd Jean-Michel Basquiat promises to come as close as Hollywood ever has to dealing intelligently with the subject of a creative personality. Not only does it have a sawier-than-average cast (Jeffrey Wright, David Bowie, Gary Oldman, Courtney Love), it was written and directed by someone who knows whereof he speaks — Basquiat’s fellow'painter, Julian Schnabel.

BULLETPROOF*** Damon Wayans and Adam Sandler are teamed in this Midnight Run-meets- Opera Man saga of a cop, a stool pigeon and the unlikely friendship you just knew was going to develop between them. f§ |§ .

THE FIRST WIVES CLUB (NR) Based on Olivia Goldsmiths novel about three women who take revenge on their husbands for discarding them in favor of younger ones, Hugh Wilsons latest teams Diane Keaton, Bette Midler and Goldie Hawn and, despite a variety of production upheavals, has the potential to prove the first big hit of the fall.

MAX I MUM RISK (NR) The most fitting movie title since Bogus. Believe it or not, this is the second action adventure in which Jean-Claude Van Damme has played identical twin brothers, one of whom is, of course, extremely evil (remember Double Impact*). Now, if he’d just make a movie in which he batdes Whoopi Goldberg — that’s something I’d pay to see.

SHE’S THE ONE (NR) Jennifer Aniston makes friends with Mike McGlone in the second film from Ed (The Brothers McMullen) Burns. Also featuring Cameron Diaz and the great John Mahoney.

THE S P I T F I R E G R I L L * * * Industrial-strength weeper from one-time “MacGyver” director Lee David Zlotoff and teaming Ellen Burstyn with Alison Elliott. Elliott plays a young, spunky ex-con who arrives like a breath of fresh air in a dejected backwoods town.

F LY AWAY HOM E (NR) Jeff {Dumb & Dumber) Daniels stars in this drama about the special rela­ tionship between a father, a little girl (Anna Paqutn) and a whole lot of geese. Based on the “20/20” piece about a Canadian artist who patented a group of birds.

THE ISLAND OF DR. MOREAU* Marion Brando does the jungle-nut thing again in John Frankenheimer’s adaptation of the 1896 H.G. bizarre half-human, half-animal creatures,

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Nutty Professor 12:45, 3:10, 7:10, 9:35.

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Bulletproof 12:50, 4:05, 7:05, 10. Fly Away Home 12:20, 3:40, 6:55, 9:35. First Kid 12:40, 4, 7. The Island of Dr. Moreau 9:40. Tin Cup 12:35, 3:35, 6:35. A Time to Kill 12:05, 3:30, 6:30, 9:30. Indepen­ dence Day 12:10, 3:30, 6:30 (not Sat.), 9:30.

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Extreme Measures* 12:35, 3:40, 6:55, 9:20.

A Time to Kill 9:15. Last Man Standing 12:40, 4:10, 7:05, 9:30. Maximum Risk 9:40. First Kid 1,4, 7. Spitfire Grill 12:30, 3:30, 7, 9:25. Tin Cup 12:40, 3:50, 6:50.

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Two Days in the Valley* 1:45, 4:15, 7, 9:20. Basquiat 2, 4:30, 7:10, 9:40. First Wives Club 12:55, 3:05, 5:20, 7:40, 9:50.

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If you live in North America, you’ll be able to ogle it in the evening sky. The shimmering gem near the smoky lunar disc will be the ringed planet. Perhaps you’ll be moved to exclaim "hallelujah!” or “holy mother of god!” as you watch, which would be apt. I regard this cosmic passion play to be a symbolic invitation for you to tinker with the structures that hold your life together. Let me explain.

Think of the moon as the mother o f mindless habit. She represents the numbing patterns and frameworks we’ve accidentally latched onto along the way. Picture Saturn, on the other hand, as the mother o f deep and holy structure. She offers us graceful matrixes that would allow us — if were receptive to her gifts •— to more perfectly translate our wild potential into vivid practical expression. Wouldn’t you prefer to have the latter archetype dominate the way your world is organized?

When the foil moon goes dark on September 26, allowing Saturn to throb brighter, take it as an omen that you’re close to glimpsing the gorgeous architecture that would order your destiny with just the right mix of freedom and responsibility.

(Every sign will feel the excruciating and exquisite goad of this turning point, Aries, but for you it’ll afford the the most nerve-racking risk and ripest possibility of all.)

T A U R U S (Apr. 20-May 20): Before you go any further, please read the Aries message, where I’ve splashed some hints about a cosmic extravaganza I regard as a tremulous moment of truth. Now rake everything I say there and use it to revolutionize your relationship with the past. For best results, ask yourself the following questions. 1) “What dead-end dreams, hopeless fixations, and ghosdy parasites am I ready to renounce forever?” 2) “How can I ensure that sweet acceptance and alert flexibility will rule my dealings with the old ways from now on?”

G E M I N I (May 21-June 20): The planet Venus, ruler of intimate liaisons, was in your sign for an eternity this year. From April 4 to August 7, as you toiled in your relationship laboratory, it flooded your main erogenous zone (your imagination) with millions of sweet, tender, lascivious vibrations. This week another heavenly rumble is arriving to climax the love experiments you conducted back then, If you read the Aries message above, you’ll find out all you need to ensure that the finished product has more in common with a genie than a Frankenstein.

C A N C E R (June 21-July 22): The heavens have prepared a juicy, scary, fun-ashell challenge for all of us this week. To get the lowdown on it, please read the Aries horoscope. Let the revelations you find there roll around your brain for an hour or two, and then decide how you’re going to employ them to realign your career strategies. Your dream job, which may have been a million miles away as late as yesterday, may suddenly be no farther than a stones throw. ; > LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): The moon is a place where nothing ever happens.

There are no seasons, no atmosphere, no wind, no water. From one perspective, then, it represents those parts of your life which are immune to change. So what does it mean when this symbol of inertia is eclipsed? You’ll find answers to that question in this week’s Aries horoscope. Read it, and then meditate on how you mightjumpstart your stalled projects and resurrect your stagnant dreams.

V IR G O (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Please read the Aries message to glean die first part of your horoscope, then return here for the conclusion. You should take everything I say up there and use it to invigorate and recondition your approach to collaboration. You’re on the verge of discovering synergistic laws of success that have always been hidden from you. They could transform your most important relationships from mere songs into rich symphonies.

L IB R A (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): We never see the dark side of the moon. Because its rotational period equals the time it takes to revolve around the earth, it always shows us the same damn face. I invite you to think of those parts of your own life which are like that: forever hiding half their true natures. I predict you’ll soon be offered the chance to explore — and even colonize — that mysterious territory. For more info on how to proceed, read this week’s Aries

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S A G IT T A R IU S (Nov, 22-Dec. 21): Centuries ago, Taranto, Italy was the home of a bacchanalian cult whose members believed the bite o f the wolf spider could alone propel them into binges of ecstatic dancing. There is a portentous cosmic pageant this week that might, if you respond to it righteously, jolt youf into a less painfol but equally thunderous new approach to rounding up your fair share of blissful fun. To find out more, read this week’s Aries message.

C A P R IC O R N (Dec. 22-Jan, 19): There’s a total eclipse of the moon this week. Do you dunk it’ll bring bad luck or good luck? Halt! That’s a trick question. I threw it in to see if you’ve been following my efforts to redeem astrology in the public mind, upgrading it from a superstitious pseudo-science to a sacred language that can invigorate your imagination and reveal hidden patterns at work. In other words, the Zen answer is that a lunar eclipse is neither good nor bad luck. It is, however, a time when you’re more likely to be able to: 1) tame the destructive aspects of your animal nature; 2) graduate from habits that have their roots in your childhood; 3) learn how to mother yourself better. (For more info, read the Aries horoscope.)

A Q U A R IU S (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): The bad news about this week’s lunar eclipse is that it will render all your communication problems flagrantly visible. Ready or not, you’ll have to examine every flaw in how you express yourself, how you reach out to other people, and how you make the connections you need. The good news is that the eclipse will provide a window of opportunity for a

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Classifieds housemates NOTICE OF VACANCY CITY OF BURLINGTON At their meeting of October 21, 1996, or thereafter, the Burlington City Council will appoint a mem­ ber to the Police Commission to fill the unexpired term ofTed Ramsay, term expires June 30, 1999 and appoint a Fence Viewer whose term will expire 6/30/97.

Anyone interested in these posi­ tions is encouraged to obtain an application from the City Clerk’s Office, Room 20, City Hall.

Please apply as soon as possible. In order to be considered for a posi­ tion, the applicant must be nomi­ nated by a member of the City Council. A list of members of the Council is also available at the City Clerk’s Office. |September 25, 1996 Catharine H. Andrews City Clerk

real estate GOV’T FORECLOSED HOMES FOR pennies on $1. Delinquent tax, repo’s, REO’s. Your area. Tollfree, 1-800-898-9778, ext. H-6908 for current listings.

studio space FLYNN AVE., 390 SQ. FT. OLD FACTORY LOFT. Business/art/ craft. High ceilings, large windows, finished wood floor, brick walls. $300, including heat. 862-1060.

LARGE-ISH, SUNNY, SHARED ARTISTS/CRAFTERS STUDIO. I (woman studio artist) can share with one (or possibly two) other(s) (women preferred). Lovely, water­ front location: The Wing Building (on bikepath, next to Perkins Pier).

Friendly environment, retail possi­ bilities, $215 each for 2 or $145 to share between 3 people. All utils & fees inch 864-7480.

for rent PROVINCETOWN, CAPE COD RENTAL, 11/23- 11/30: Enjoy Thanksgiving 8c X-mas craft fair activities. Fully furnished condo, sleeps 4, full kitchen, 1 1/2 baths. $350. 879-6559.

BURLINGTON: Quiet, consider­ ate, professional non-smoker to share house on lake until June 1.

Private bath + enterance, share kitchen. $375 + 1/2 utils. Peggy 865-2317.

BURLINGTON - S. END: Seeking responsible, progressive, NS professional/grad. to share nice house w/ hrdwd. firs., dishwasher, yard, parking, dog. $350/mo. Call Meg @ 865-9698.

HOUSEMATE WANTED: Share home w/ single mom, 2 kids (13 & 6), dog, cat. Wood paths, bike path, busline. Prefer F vegetarian. $325, includes all. 864-7974.

S. BURLINGTON: 1 room in 3 bdrm. house on bus line. W/D, parking, smoker ok, no pets. $300/mo. + dep. + 1/3 utils. Call Steve or Mike, 862-2307.

SOUTH LINCOLN: Country home, close to skiing, W /D, deck, fireplace. 453-6327.

stuff to buy BIKES!! OLDE ENGLISH BIKES: olde parts; olde service; olde sales; olde rentals. Olde, post­ war beauties. Select group or other oldies. 802-888-2815.

BREW YOUR OWN BEER! Homemade wine and soft drinks, too. With equipment, recipes, and friendly advice from Vermont Homebrew Supply. Now at our new location next to the Beverage Warehouse, E. Allen Street, Winooski. 655-2070.

wanted LOOKING FOR A TEMPW OOD wood stove. Call Mandy at 864-5684.

WANTED: NURSES TO SHARE their stories by phone interview on b o w m a n a o e d ra r e h a t affected

their practice. Anonymity assured (for a graduate nursing project).

Please call Roberta, 425-3165.

house cleaning DUST, DIRT, DANDER...

GRIME. ECO-FRIENDLY, SPARKLE... SHINE. YOU CHOOSE. Call Diane H., house­ keeper to the stars. 658-7458.

LOST DOG: GERMAN SHEP­ ARD/YELLOW LAB MIX. Answers to the name “Cayote” Last seen two weeks ago on Park St. Call Stanton or Jerry at 658-9448 w/ any information.

automotive ‘85 HONDA ACCORD, 5SPEED. Runs well, needs work. $350. 860-6014.

‘94 NISSAN SENTRA, 37K MILES, 5-speed, fine condition, ruby red, gray interior, $7,900 firm. 482-3424.

SEIZED CARS FROM $175.

Porsches, Cadillacs, Chevys, BMW’s, Corvettes. Also Jeeps, 4W D’s. Your area. Toll-free, 1-800898-9778 ext. A-6908 for current listings.

help wanted DO YOU LIKE FLOWERS? We’re seeking a highly motivated, enthusiastic individual to work approx. 20 hrs./wk. Position entails conditioning flowers, shop maintenence + retail responsibilities.

Please contact Lori E Rowe, Vivaldi Floers, 350 Dorset St., S. Burl. 863-2300.

A NEW CONCEPT: Tired of liv­ ing day to day, just barely getting by? I’m looking for 5 self-starters to train for new business opportunity.

862-8081.

WELLNESS PROGRAM. Phone and mail work from home.

Commission based. Call Steve 802496-3261. $ 1,000’S POSSIBLE READING BOOKS. Part-time. At home. Tollfree 1-800-898-9778 Ext. R-6908 for listings.

INTERESTED? Solve a big prob­ lem, get a big paycheck. I am look­ ing for environmentally-conscious, excited individuals to help.

Professional training provided with unlimited $ potential. Call Marc at 862-0628 or toll-free at 888-8020628.

business opp PLANET REPAIR. Plump up your bank account while helping the planet. We want to train con­ cerned, enthusiastic people. The vision deals w/ environmentalists and money-making. Call 800-5765294.

BASSIST DESPERATELY NEEDED. All expenses paid trip to NEMO Music Showcase/ Conference in Boston, Oct. 23/24.

Play in front of industry reps. Call Todd at 879-3928.

TENOR SAX, CLARINET MAN (Blues, Country, Dixieland, jazz.) has played for many years.

Available for all occasions or to jam. Call Richard Haupt at 6553719. 20 Mt. Sterling Ave., Colchester, VT 05446. Tape avail­ able, also on Burlington Does Burlington CD. MUSICIANS AND BANDS NEEDED for new booking agency. Now accepting tapes, CDs and media packets for review. We’re in the business to find you the best possible gigs. Call (802) 453-6130 or write Ryan Promotions, 61 Mountain Terr., Bristol, VT 05443.

SAMSON VR-1 WIRELESS mic, 2nd mic., case...$175. Tascam Porta 1 4 trk. ministudio, new belts...$125. 2 Klipsch-studio 3way 12”...$300. Other stuff.

TRONS MUSICIANS REPAIR in Advance building. 660-1982.

TH E KENNEL REHEARSAL SPACE. AVAILABLE NOW. 3017 Williston Rd., So. Burlington.

Living room-like atmosphere.

Renting blocks of time per month.

Reserve your space now! Call Lee at 660-2880.

SPANISH INSTRUCTOR/ TUTOR. VT certified w/ four years classroom & tutoring experi­ ence. All levels, flexible hours, rea­ sonable group and individual rates.

Call 655-7691 for more info.

WANTED*. RESPONSIBLE BAND/MUSICIAN to share our quality rehersal space. We’ve got the PA. $125/mo. 658-5665 or 865-1737. No BS! MUSICIANS-PROMOTIONAL PHOTOS - New Studio. “Special* photo shoot and 10 B&W 8x10 photos w/ band name: $100, many options available. Peter Wolf Photo-Graphics, 802-899-2350/ pawolf@aol.com.

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GODDARD COLLEGE seeks bands & musicians for Fall semes­ ter GREAT EXPOSURE in a one of a kind, progressive environ­ ment. Send press kit, etc. to Student Life, Goddard College, Plainfield, VT 05667. JM<2 phone calls or in person visits!! No $, sorry. Send stuff by Oct. 15th.

GET ORGANIZED AND GET REAL. Without a kick butt Press Packet your Band might as well SUCK. The K House does it for you; well and C H E A P . Call 6588645.

COLCHESTER BAND SEEKS RHYTHM GUITARIST/ SINGER. Rock covers from 70s90s (T-Hip, Skynard, Zep, Black Crows). Call Rob, 655-1398 or Jim, 879-1550.

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BIG ED’S STUDIO ON WHEELS. On-site, multi-track live recording. Low prices/high quality. 802-266-8839.

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LA ST ELM CAFE. Music and Art are like bread and water for us! 160 N. Winooski Avenue.

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COMPLETE CD AND CAS­ SETTE DESIGN. From concept to FINAL FILM. Creative design illustration and digital imaging at COMPETITIVE RATES. JIM BURNS, (802) 388-7619.

BURLINGTON DOES BURLINGTON double CD avail­ able at Pure Pop, Vibes, Silvermine North and Peace & Justice Center in Burlington, Tones in Johnson, Buch Spieler in Montpelier, Alley Beat, Sound Source and Vermont Bookshop in Middlebury, Gagnon Music in Hardwick, www.bigheavyworld.com or send $22 ppd to PO Box 5373, Burlington, VT 05402.

JUICE BAR FOR SALE. Prime waterfront location. Growth poten­ tial. Reasonably priced. 865-2577.

heat seeking missives.

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800-WATT POWER AMPLIFI­ ER. Audio Centron RMA-1600.

400w x 2 (stereo) or 800w bridged (mono). Excellent cond. $350. Call Andy @ 863-0144.

WE PACK AND SHIP ANY­ THING , ANYWHERE! Call Pack & Ship, Inc. 802-655-1126.

ACTORS WANTED for short 16mm film production. Shooting on November weekend. Call 8640503 for audition info.

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W OM EN SEEKING MEN YOU ARE IN V ITED T O : enjoy laugh­ ter, conversation and quiet times. SWF, 47, seeks a SW M, NS, N D who has the time to share and willingness to care for possible LTR. 64038 ALLIGATOR W RESTLIN G , WARM, intellectual SWF seeks tete-a-tete this winter w/ tall, smart, kind SWM, 35-47, who enjoys classical, jazz, foreign Film, VT islands. 64034 C h r i s t i a n l a d y : 37 , full Figured SWF who believes in the Golden Rule. I have a variety o f interests including his­ tory. Would like to hear from a NS, N D SW CM. 64032 G e n t l e , c r a z y sw B iF, 19 , s t u ­ d e n t , smoker and party girl ISO col­ lege guy, 19-24, w/ same likes (concerts &C sex) and a unique devotion to desire.

64036 IT 'S BEEN SO LONG I FO R G O T H O W T O DATE. How can you meet if you don’t try something new. Early 40s w/ Brett Butleresque humor. 64020 g o o d T h in g s c o m e in s m a l l PACKAGES. SWPF, 30, N S /N D , petite, physically Fit/active, well educated, cre­ ative, enjoys outdoors, music, cultural events and the Finer things in life...ISO SWPM, 30s, N S/N D , same interests, physically fit/active, well educated, trusting, caring. 64016 SWF, 35, N E W T O B U RLIN G TO N .

Attractive, intelligent, worldly? Kind w/ that mid-thirties je ne sais quois. Lets do coffee, talk books, laugh a little. 64012 SWF, 32, PRETTY, IN TELLIG EN T healthy and fun seeking attractive male, 25-33.Passion, honesty and sense of adventure needed. 64021 SW FNS, 30, FIT, ATTRACTIVE, funny, spice for life, sports, family &c friends, wants honest, attractive, well rounded SWM, 25-35, 5’7 ” - ready to live, laugh and laugh. 64027 SWF, 21, ATTRACTIVE BUT N O T PERFECT seeks traditional and rom an­ tic, yet unconventional, SW M , 21+, for potential lasting relationship o f some sort. 64995 W HF, 49, HO NEST, LOVING ARTIST. Loves nature, working out, biking, music, dancing, fun- speaks little English- seeks SM, tall w/ similar personality, 42+. 64006 PDWF, 27, Q U IC K T O SMILE, DYNAMIC, green-eyed brunette, enjoys travelling, dancing, music, laughter and living life to the fullest, ISO versatile, fun loving, attractive NSPW M , 28-36, who also takes pleasure in spontaneity, new adventures and intellectual conversation.

64003 W H O AM I? SW PF W / C U RIO U S M IN D , big heart and deep soul; intelli­ gent, funny, diverse, positive thinker.

W ho are you? Similar, outgoing attrac­ tive, NS SPM, 27-35. We enjoy humor, movies, learning, plays, staying active and loving life! 64001 SWPF, 38, CO U N TRY GAL, ENJOYS nature, music, water, laughing, dancing, more! ISO honest, sensitive, emotionally secure, intelligent, forever young at heart man to share/explore life. 64972 IN D E P E N D E N T DHF, 42, M other of 2 - loves walks, running, music, quiet nights - ISO SBHM , 39-45, N S/D , social drinker o.k. Must like children.

64985 SBF, 37, SEEKS SWM LESBIAN/ TRANSVESTITE for friendship, possible relationship. Meet someone who can truly appreciate your uniqueness. Come, take my hand. 64978 EXPIERENCE TH E FUN & EXCITE­ MENT of ballroom dance. Looking for a dance partner- intermediate level -between 50-60yrs. I’m slim, fit, 5’ 6”. Chemistry is important so let's meet. 64952__________ DO YOU RUB FEET? I’M A WOMAN W H O LOVES to be touched and yet will run through a Field to be with you. 64954 SWF SEEKING FREE-SPIRITED Adventurous SM to tear up the highway with. Yikcs. 64956

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PLAYFUL, PASSIONATE SWF, 37, seeks parity in partner to pedal trails, paddle waves, perambulate this planet, plumb our potential. Hopheads preferred, potheads deterred. You, perhaps? 64964 NEW TO BURLINGTON. My interests are movie critiquing, traveling, honesty, motor boating & sailing, picnics, music & theater. Full-Figured SWF seeking M, 37 +.

64949 FRECKLES, A DIMPLE, GREAT SMILE. DPWF, mid 40s, known for cre­ ativity, athletics, gardens, laughter, photog­ raphy, love of people ISO NS, fit, funny, intelligent, handsome PWM to kayak through Vermont’s waters, hike its moun-

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Would love to meet you. 64948 X4U+IZBA>X4AX*<°o Well-educated musician, 29, 5’8”, beautiful. ISO SWM, <36, professional or academic, 5'9” +, ath­ letic, handsome 4 long conversations, athletic adventures, rainy day sleepin’. 64894 HOT-LIPPED SM OOTH OPERATOR seeks sparkling, spunky and demure coun­ terpart for genuine communication and excellent fun. Artists and other creative per­ sons preferred. DEPTH ESSENTIAL! 64891 FUN-LOVING TALL MALE, let’s discov­ er Vermont’s summer glory driving with picnic lunch, bicycling, hiking, water games on Lake Champlain. N/S, 48-60, Chittenden County. Are you my adventur­ ous friend? Do you like the outdoors? Do you ski? Come & play with positive and active female. Let’s have fun this summer.

64890.

SOFT HEART/STRONG WILL in classy, easy, sensuous nature. Attractive, intelligent, adventurous SWF wants to learn to golf/snorkel. Be 35-45, educated, athletic, youthful, willing to teach. 64882 _______ WHAT MAKES AN AD STAND OUT? DWPF, 35, attractive, Fit, spiritual straw­ berry blonde likes rollerblading, sailing, ski­ ing, dancing, good movies, good books, good food, good beer; hates Burl, singles scene, bad lines and watching sports on t.v.

ISO S/DM, N/S, 27-50 for friendship, fun, etc... 64925 SJW - 47. Writer, artist, grown kids.

Looking for friend & lover to enjoy the summer in the Kingdom. 64878 I HAVE BEEN IN BURLINGTON FOR A LITTLE MORE THAN A YEAR. Lost without a companion. Anyone out there who would like to find me? 64870 MATURE 19YO F LOOKING FOR SOMEONE TO HIKE, rollerblade, rock climb, mtn. bike and enjoy the outdoors with. 64867 SWF, 37, NEEDS TO BE FOUND by wealthy gentleman. 64869 SPECIAL REQUEST! SWF, 33, tall, attractive, quiet, with good morals seeking sincere, tall man, 30-46 of Middle-Easterrt origin only for relationship. 64851.

SWF SEEKING STRONG-MINDED INDIVIDUAL that likes reading, long walks who is open to new situations and places and likes to dream. 64849 ARE THERE ANY NICE SINGLE MEN IN THEIR 30’S LEFT? SWJPF, N/S, 34, attractive, petite, slim, fit. Likes: walking, reading, dining, Letterman humor. Seeks SWM, N/S, 30s, attractive, educated pro­ fessional who is easygoing with a sense of humor. 64852 NATURE LOVER TURNING OVER

NEW LEAF. SWPF, 30, N/S/D, creative, honest, expressive, enjoys outdoor activities, music, fim/quiet evenings ISO SWPN/S/DM, 30s, same interests, friendship first... 64912 SIZZLING H O T Central Vt. WF looking for BIG ROCK to DOUBLE MY PLEASURE/DOUBLE MY FUN. MUST BE Clean/Healthy/Discreet/Very OpenMinded. Call, leave NAME/ STATS/NUMBER. 64853 SWF, 26, ISO A FUN-LOVING, EXCIT­ ING, FIT PM, 26-40. Not asking for a major commitment, just one for laughter and fun this summer. 64857 RSVP PDQ!!! 23YO, SWNSNDPF ISO SPNSNDPM, A.K.A you! RSVP ASAP 4 FUN w/ A.B.C.’s + 1 ,2 , 3’s of L.I.F.E! DOA or DUI need not apply. (SALLY SEARCHING FOR HARRY.) 64861 INVITE TO A KISS! 23YO, SWPF, naive, shy, funny, blue-eyed, curvy blonde ISO gentleman to show me the romantic side of Vermont. 21-31 YO, 5’11 ” + ! Call me!

64860 HOMESTEADING SWF, NS/D, 5'10”, 40, w/ homeschooling daughter. I’m into gardening, reading, travelling, camping, cooking. Looking for a man who likes the outdoors. 64930

MEN SEEKING W OM EN LONELY ROM ANTIC. DW M, 44, 5 1 0 ”, N D seeks slim/medium D/SWF, 38-46, to share quiet times, humor, dancing, music, dining, theater, out­ doors, your interests and more. Let’s talk.

64045 LAME? PERFLAPS N O T! I need not question the SWF ISO a 23 YO SWM who is athletic, comely and intelligent.

Question me! 64044 TAO SPIRITUALIST. Gentle autumn rains/We sing blues rhapsodic for/Lone fluttering leaf. Thirty-some stars/Glitter, Fireflies dance; life/Measured in single heartbeats. *note: these are two haiku poems. 64040 W ARNING: The Surgeon General has determined that consumption of this product will cause honesty, sincerity, friendship, companionship, love, passion, Fidelity and security. 64030 ADVENTUROUS, YOUNG SW M, 46, NS seeks F who enjoys hiking, concerts, biking, theater, canoeing or evening dining out. 64029 GEN. GEORGE ARM STRONG CUSTER seeks out Elizabeth (SWF, 25+) for a ride into history. This legendary stand won’t be a last. 64041 TELL ME ABO UT YOURSELF. Photo welcome. Reply guaranteed. 40 YO SM: smart, good looking and fun. Responses from women aged 18-40 - of any race welcome. 64039 T H E LADIES CALL ME SPICE...

JOEY SPICE. YOU CAN JU ST CALL ME. I’m not the sharpest knife in the drawer, but I can cut a rug. I’m looking for a smooth lady to slip and slide all over. I’ll show you my oriental rug col­ lection then we’ll go border skankin.

Word ’em up! 64028 SW M , 40. SOUL PARTNER, ARE YOU O U T THERE? Like movies?

Music? Magic? Maniacal merriment?...

Coffee? Life’s a journey; want to travel?

Call me. 64025 DW M , 55, N S /N D W / N O UNAC­ CEPTABLE HABITS, brown hair and eyes, medium build, 5’5”, looking for companionship in the hopes of finding an unattached lady who would enjoy evening rides and spending some free time together. Please respond ladies, even if you would just like a friend. 64014 VERY SIMPLE! SBM, 42, drug and alcohol free is looking for someone who is serious about life, love and relationships. 64013 SM, 41. O U T O F DREAMS. Reduced to wishes and schemes. 64024 FU N + ROM ANCE. INTERESTS: friends, walks, sports and movies. SWM, 33, seeks SF, 20-30, to share special times with. 64011 28, SW PM , JU ST M OVED HERE. Active, fun, attractive, 6 ’, 200 lbs., likes rollerblading, skiing, golf, good restau­ rants & conversation. Wants similar SF for friends, dating, possible relationship.

64026 YOUNG PROFESSOR who studies the Middle Ages, but is not middle aged. I am an attractive SWM, 33, into having fun, but would like to have a long term relationship. I do more than read books.

64999 CENTRAL VERMONT. SW M , 52, slender, athletic intellectual seeks SF who back packs, has Kronos Quartet tapes, grows herbs and owns two long stemmed wine glasses. 64004 IT ’S BEEN SIX YEARS SIN CE MY DIVORCE. I m ready for a relationship if you are. SWM, NS, professional,

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superb shape. Serious replies only, please.

64010 WANNA TAKE A HIKE, M T N . BIKE OR G O SKIING? Independent SWM, NS, 39 YO seeks SWF outdoor compan­ ion with same interests. 64008 AUTUM NAL SWIRLS IN COLORS & EDDIES, and I am ready to meet a woman past 38 with a touch o f spirit, matter and class. 64009 BORN AGAIN. SW PCM , 28, 5’11”, 160 lbs., enjoys outdoor activities, ISO SWCF, 24-32, in Burlington area, faith­ ful, committed to gospel, friendship, pos­ sible LTR. 64988 G O O D T O T H E LAST C O R E BAR­ REL O F FUN. Loose-fitting guy seeks fantastic woman for ultimate soul search —k... be direct object o f silliest feelings — ciao! 64987 HELP! 34 YO, W M , WELL BUILT, good looking. Wanted: friendships and more w/ people enjoying the alternative lifestyle - straight, bi, age, race unim por­ tant. Discretion assured. 64992 *CLICK HERE for more information on how to download a hot new version of the MALE species. Compatible with most high end FEMALE drivers. N O T a geek (I hope)! 64991 LO OK ING FO R A H A N D T O H O LD , someone easy to talk w/ and who enjoys the outdoors. Old fashioned SWPM, 23, seeks fit, intelligent, sincere, easy-going match. 64973 ____________ SWPM PHOTOGRAPHER, IN-SHAPE and active, seeks active beauty (26-36) and collaborator for making art, cultural may­ hem, exotic travel and enjoying Vermont life indoors and out. 64983 (FL) TEDDYBEAR ISO (VT) HUGS. Faithful, easy going, DWM, 40, 6’, 1951bs., br./gr. enjoys: gardening, camping, boating, scuba, children, pets, movies, travel, chess & photography! You: petite, 27-40, 150 lbs., artistic, honest & smiling. Willing to take a chance on romance. Boat or Darkroom a +. 64979 LOOKING AHEAD. SDM, 40, ISO lady w/ great pair of legs to hike and ski w/.

Write or call now. 64975 READ ME. DWM, 34, YEARNS FOR THAT FEELING OF TEOGETHERNESS. I’m a great friend, better lover.

Above all, a man who treats his lady right.

You: 24-40, slender. 64965_______ ■* DWM, 38, LOOKING FOR DESIR­ ABLE WOMAN to enjoy life with. Love dancing, good conversation, watching the sunset. Want to know more? Give me a call.

64969 SHORT, MILDLY HAPPY BOY SEEKS special friend with characteristics similar to those of mother. 64970 SWM, 28, NS, LAYERS OF MAN MADE PROGRESS, shifting with the morning breeze...clouds of dark betrayal, laughing as we try to breathe. Quiet times at times...wild inspiration surfacing during others. Musically passionate...inhibition exposition, testing senses all around. 64981 SEEKING OLDER WOMAN W H O IS YOUNG AT HEART. Attractive, fit, edu­ cated, open-minded SWM, 27, 5’10”, 1651bs. seeks attractive, fit, educatd, open minded SF 30-45. 64953 ADVENTURESOME AND FRISKY SWM would hope to meet SF that will find my ticklish spot. Must have personality, smile and brains. The sky’s the limit. 64955 SWM, 32, SLENDER, BLOND/BLUE. Non smoker. No Drugs. Looking for */*/F to spend romantic times and events with. I like horses, quiet times, romance, comedy, movies. If you are similar I would like to hear from you. The shy and/or w/ kids OK. Burlington area. 64957 ECCLECTIC DWM, 5’8”, 160 lbs., FIT, grad student, musician with kids seeking bright, happy, deep, good-natured, physi­ cally fit woman (30-40) to ski, play tennis, sail, think w/. Musician a plus. Must really like kids. 64963 LOOKING FOR A WOMAN THAT knows herself and likes to have fun, likes outside activities and understands the word passion. 64946________________________ SENSUAL, PASSIONATE INTELLEC­ TUAL, N/S, DWM seeks equally sensual, sensuous, passionate and cultural woman, 38-48,aesethetic, athletic and kind, fit and well proportioned, for companionship and possible long term relationship. 64962 CAPITAL CITY AREA NON-YUPPIE, NS, DWM, 39, attractive & desirable seeks attractive, intelligent & sensual woman for intimate conversation and chemistry. 64942 28 YO SWPM, NS, 120 lbs., LIKES KIDS, hiking, canoeing, camping, quiet evenings, looking for someone for friendship and quality relationship. 64943_____ SWM, 19. Tall, cute, into Punk Rock.

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Why don't you swap sides of the demilitarized zone and see what you're missing. Of course, the piece de resistance might be a menage a quatre.

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64918_______________________________ EXIT TO EDEN ELLIOT SLATER SEEKS MISTRESS LISA for fun and games. Sane, mid 20s, professional. Tie me up. What a great opportunity for you!!.

64951_______________________________ ELIGIBLE BACHELOR: On a mission in search of the attractive, intelligent, alive and well woman to join me in life’s journeys (30-37). 64909________________________ SWM, 33, SEEKS SWF FOR SERIOUS, CONSENSUAL, DOM/SUB RELA­ TIONSHIP. No pain or drugs. Let us become together what each alone cannot.

64923_______________________________ GROUNDED, 40, HANDSOME, 5’6”, very fit, eclectic, educated, professional, nice guy with wit and charm. Prefer similar, earthy, attractive, slim woman (29+), into nature, arts, travel and country life. 64926 DWMNS/D 38 YO COOKS, CARES, camps, fishes, honest, laughs, outdoors, pas­ sionate, sober. You: 25-40 WF, slim, same interests. Like attention? Tired of insensitive jerks? Write. 64941_____________________ WANNA COME OU T & PLAY? SJPM, a very young 40, NS,' 5’11 ”, 180 lbs., athletic and fit. Sensitive, kind, intelligent and very easy going. Very attractive, fun and happy to be with. Loves life, all sports, seeks happy, attractive, intelligent, NS F. Please call. 64936___________________________ HOLISTIC SENSUOUS. Vegetarian, envi­ ronmentally aware humanist looking for international awareness in a special some­ one. She: hiking, biking, swimming, rock climbing, of course, music and dancing w/ PLENTY of cuddling. Me: will romance her off her feet into my muscular arms.

64921

ADVENTUROUS SWM, 19, 6’3”, 170 lbs., looking for adventurous SWF to hike, camp, swim and enjoy the outdoors with.

64928_______________________________ PONYTAILED GENTLEMAN, 40, seeks one lusty woman for four seasons, let-it-allhang-out-take-no-prisoners kind of fun.

Please write or call. 64929______________ CADIVAR NOT. GOOD HANDS, W ORN HEART, open mind. NSPSWM, 34, seeks happy, hearty, healthy, progressive woman to accompany in chasing rainbows, singing, dancing and building friendship.

64938_______________________________ SOMEWHERE THERE’S A SENSA­ TIONAL SINGLE WOMAN, slightly rad­ ical, definitely intelligent, unusual and tal­ ented, ISO an incredible relationship w/ a multi-talented, professional, physically attractive SWM, 5’7”. 64940____________ SENSITIVE NEW-AGE GUY (REALLY!), SWPM, 34, ENFJ, wants to grow a rela­ tionship w/ progressive, happy, outdoorsy, ecclectic woman, 28-38, healthy, fit. Grok?

6 4 9 2 2 _______________ HANDSOME WM, 6 1 ”, 185 lbs., mus­ cular & well equipped, 30’s, seeks attractive woman for fun & romance. Age unimportant. Passion and sense of humor is. 64934 SWM, 23, 5’5”, VEGGIE, SMOKER ISO friendly SF for hikes, men. bike rides, dog walks, concerts. Hippie background a plus.

Hoping for friendship, maybe more. 64935 WITTY, ROMANTIC, CONSIDERATE, sensitive, usually unself-promoting. 27 yo SWM grad student seeks laughs and moon­ lit walks after dining, movies, concerts & plays. 64931

for longterm relationship. I’m 44. You must be caring and sincere. Looking for boyfriend-husband. 64967 SOUTHERN ADDISON COUNTY AREA GWM, 29, 5’10”. 170 lbs., in shape seeks similar GWM, 25-40, for discreet casual friendship. 64944____ ________ ___ PLAYFUL DADDY’S BOY. In shape, blue­ eyed, dark, curly haired sex button. Leather, SM curious. Tie me up! 64933___________ LOOKING FOR A RARE PERSON! I’m a highly intuative, deeply feeling, bright man, in shape, willing to work toward com­ mitment. Seeking same. HIV + person OK. 64919

NO SKINNY MINNIE. Intelligent, cre­ ative Montpelier lesbian, 51, seeks same.

Enjoy meditation, writing, art, photogra­ phy, quiet dinners, movies, strolls, opera, giving, healthy eating, pets. You? 64908 _ SLIM, JEWISH, FEMININE LOOKING, humurous, gentle natured, artistic, intelli­ gent NS who adores Nature, art, music needs a soul friend just like me! No hutches please. 64905

W OM EN SEEKING W OM EN CARUMBA! Run, dance, jump, snooze, deep talk, laugh, eat, hug, dream, stroke, the cat, truly value one another, real friends.

Lesbian seeks honest sister spirit. 64042 CHRONIC AUSTRALIAPHILE, 23, seeks fellow sufferer. Must possess clean lungs, a reverence for nature and art, and be pre­ pared to take the cure next...April? Letters, please. 64017 GAY, BIG, TALL, LOOK ING FOR A nice woman (Chitt. County would be nice). I’ll give my heart. 64015_________ SLIM, LONG HAIR, INTELLIGENT, artistic, humorous, educated, very young looking 43 YO looking for the same type.

Love wild mushroom picking and exotic foods. 64989_________________________ BITG (M TO F) SEEKS BI OR LF for friendship and fun; sweet, Rubenesque, intelligent. Enjoys lipstick, lingerie, movies, toys. Open minded only, please. 64000 GBF WOULD LIKE TO MEET GF at least 50 +. Love life, love sports. I am a NS/D. You are an adult. 64982__________ BIG BONED WOMAN LIKES GREASE, smarts and being active. I’ll give my heart to the woman who has humor and zest. Life is for living! 64958_____________________ 23, TALL, SHORT HAIR, LIKES JAZZ, O ’Keeffe and Dr. Seuss looking for a “coffee talker.” 64960________________________ RdOT GRRRL, 25, FULL OF ENERGY, a little nutty, but also can be serious and sen­ sitive. Looking for a cool lady, 21-30 yo, who would be into going for a jaunt down­ town just as much as a hike through the woods. The emphasis is on fun, but falling in love is my ultimate goal. So waddya say?

64939

MEN SEEKING MEN DWM, 43, PROF., YOUNG & ATTRAC­ TIVE seeks same for Fall fun. Loves hikes, picinics, good wine, travel, music. OK, your move! 64019 GBM, 36, 6’, 185 LBS., NS/ND, ESSEX AREA, athletic, outdoor type, liberal seeks GM or BiM, 18-36, for friendship &C good times. 64005__________________________ NO T LOOKING FOR ROMANCE. GWM seeks Bi or married men for late afternoon delights. Discretion assured.

64007 .______________________________ GET TIED by hot GWM. Looking for another guy around 18 to play rough with.

64998_______________________________ BELIEVE IT O R NO T THERE ARE some men who admire FAT MEN and only FAT MEN. I’m one of the lucky few. Check me out. I’m 55, 230 lbs., 6’2”. Anyone for videos and pizza? 64994 GWM, 35, BRN/BLU, 6’2”, 165, MASC, seeks someone for weekend workout, biking or just hanging out. Any age, NS, no drugs.

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