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A second gunrights organization has filed a lawsuit against Vermont, arguing that new state firearms laws are unconstitutional.

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2. “Juice for the People to Close Friday” by Sally Pollak. The juice concession at City Market, Onion River Co-op’s South End location closed last week.

3. “Lead Labor Negotiator for UVM Medical Center Nurses Resigns” by Katie Jickling.

Contract negotiations continue, but lead negotiator Julie MacMillan has stepped down from her role.

4. “Schmeared? Myer’s International Bagel Mascot Mystery Solved” by Sasha Goldstein. The answer involves bagel maker and Montréal native Lloyd Squires. (See the 802much story at the bottom of this page.)

5. “Bernie Sanders’ GOP Opponent Drops Out of Senate Race — and Four Others” by Paul Heintz. H. Brooke Paige dropped out of five races he’d been nominated for but will remain on the ballot for secretary of state.

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WHAT’S WEIRD IN VERMONT in any secrecy. It was very transparent with St-Viateur Bagel. Lloyd’s mother actually still works there, as well as his sister.”

Seven Days can confirm the latter claim.

Squires’ sister, Gail, picked up the phone when a reporter called St-Viateur. She let out a loud laugh when told of the subject of the call.

“How many years has it been? Twenty years? Since the ’90s?” she said.

The shop’s owner, Robert Morena, wasn’t available.

But Jones at Myer’s told Seven Days that plans are in the works for his Pine Street store to change its logo. St-Viateur, he said, has talked about expanding south of the border, and neither shop wants any carb-induced confusion.

There’s no deadline; Jones said it could happen in a year or two.

“They’re not pressing or filing a lawsuit against us or screaming and yelling,” Jones said of St-Viateur. “Lloyd talks to them all the time.”

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And the headline was not inaccurate: The two bagel logos do appear to be almost identical.

The reason? Lloyd Squires. The Montréal native spent years learning the art of bagel making from Myer Lewkowicz, the St-Viateur founder. When Lewkowicz died, Squires moved to Burlington and opened a shop named in his mentor’s honor, said Adam Jones, one of Myer’s owners.

According to Jones, Squires and Lewkowicz had a “verbal agreement” that Squires could borrow the St-Viateur Bagel logo: a smiling, sesame-seed-coated round of dough that’s waving and walking.

“It arose from St-Viateur; we’re not debating that,” Jones said. “But it wasn’t stolen or done

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The Vermont bakery in question is Myer’s Bagels, the Montréal-style bagel shop that started up on Burlington’s Pine Street in 1996.

Volunteers and school employees will use minivans to take some Essex students to school amid a shortage of bus drivers. Beats walking eight miles uphill — both ways — in six feet of snow.

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Mayor Miro Weinberger, who backed the change, said Sinex and his investment partners “want permission to spend their equity building this foundation. At this point, barring something unforeseen, we should allow them to do that.”

Councilors voted 8-2 in favor of the new agreement.

Another change: The city will assume sole responsibility for designing the reconstruction of Bank and Cherry streets.

The ambitious CityPlace project has had its share of problems. Last year, workers discovered asbestos in the old mall’s roof.

More recently, city officials have learned of “disagreements” between Sinex and his contractor, South Burlington firm PC Construction. “We have some concern that an ongoing dispute could impact the schedule,” Neale Lunderville, acting director of the Community & Economic Development Office, wrote in an email to Seven Days. The city is encouraging both sides to “sort out their differences, if possible,” he wrote.

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Sinex’s Devonwood Investors has secured $56 million toward the project, and he expects to obtain roughly $200 million in financing through a construction loan. But that hasn’t happened yet, and Sinex requested amending the agreement to let him spend money in hand to start on the foundation, Katie Jickling reported.

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Your article titled “Burlington Cops Debunk Viral Video of Man ‘Shooting Up Heroin’,” [802Much: “Fake News Makes News,” August 22] actually made me more concerned about the police officers’ management of the man injecting himself on a downtown street corner.

Had the police given it a bit more thought or a quick google search, they would have learned that there is no such thing as a “water diabetic,” and insulin is never injected directly into a vein as depicted in the photo. A diabetic would have been injecting into subcutaneous fat on the back of his upper arm, on his belly, or on the fatty tissue of his thigh or upper buttocks.

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Thank you for a good article on sailing [“Of Racing and Rail Meat,” August 22]!

Just a couple of nitpicks on terms. When a sailboat leans over in response to the wind, the term is called “heeling.” Most of the boats in this race were keelboats, meaning they have a large amount of lead or steel under the boat to counteract the heeling effect. (The Dufour 31 has a 3,700pound keel.) The author’s weight on the rail also counteracts heeling. He suggested that his weight would help keep the boat from capsizing. Keelboats by nature do not capsize due to heeling. They are selfcorrecting. If heeling becomes excessive, a keelboat will just point up into the wind and will return to an upright position.

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In the absence of in-depth coverage by the daily print media of the controversial mural in downtown Burlington, Sadie Williams’ story [“Mural Task Force Presents Recommendations to Burlington City Council,” August 15] came as a breath of fresh air.

The depiction of Samuel de Champlain looming over a Native American in a submissive posture, with head bowed, is clearly intended to suggest the superiority of white Europeans over indigenous

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TIM NEWCOMB for huge increases. They want to be paid on par with other professionals elsewhere.

For example, even in Plattsburgh, N.Y., the nurses’ wages far exceed the wages here.

And the cost of living is higher in Vermont than in upstate New York.

Not only does this injustice hurt our nursing staff, it is hurting us as Vermont residents. When the nurses are overworked because of being understaffed, and when we are unable to recruit new professionals because of low wages, we all suffer.

If it takes money to get the administration to come to its senses, then let’s do it. No more contributions to the UVM Medical Center until an equitable resolution is reached. This includes the UVM Medical Center Annual Fund, gifts of appreciated securities, planned gifts (e.g., bequests, living trusts, etc.), and foundation and corporate grants.

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people. Champlain’s biographer wrote that he was actually a short man.

The mural task force recommends that the mural be removed in the next four years.

That means it could be removed tomorrow.

Why wait? Those who paid to have their likeness or their business displayed on the mural should be compensated with funds taken from other discretionary spending on nonessential city projects.

The mural is racially offensive to many and should be removed at once.

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[Re Off Message: “Lead Labor Negotiator for UVM Medical Center Nurses Resigns,” August 24; “Nurses Keep Up the Pressure as Hospital Seeks Budget Approval,” August 22; “Pay Raises for UVM Medical Center Administrators Anger Nurses,” August 16]: Please join me in boycotting the University of Vermont Medical Center by stopping all contributions until an equitable agreement has been reached between the administration and the nursing and support staff.

UVM Medical Center is one of the finest medical institutions in the country.

However, our nurses and staff suffer the injustice of subpar wages and benefits. The result is that we have more than 150 nursing vacancies because our wage structure is not only losing nurses, but also new recruits are reluctant to accept employment at the current salary rates. The nurses are not asking

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The Fair Game column mistakenly conflated state Senate candidate Ed Larson with Vermont Traditions Coalition executive director Ed Larson.

Our August 15 story about the Barn Cat Program at the Humane Society of Chittenden County, “Working Felines,” misrepresented the facility’s euthanasia policy. HSCC does not euthanize cats based on length of stay or for space. Nor does it host feral cats — but if a cat cannot be adopted, HSCC will find alternative solutions such as placing the animal through the Barn Cat Program or returning it, after being spayed or neutered and vaccinated, to its place of origin.

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[Re Grilling the Chef: “Needful Things,” August 15]: Knead Bakery is a great addition to Burlington, and I’m glad Seven Days featured Rob Blum, but the writers and editors continue to treat vegan food like some weird hippie fad. The reality is, many people see the health and environmental benefits of choosing plant-based foods, and the double-digit growth in plantbased meat, cheese and milk is proof of that. Using quotation marks when talking about nut-based cheese is unnecessary and behind the times. If the writers don’t feel the need to use quotation marks for glutenfree “pasta” and peanut “butter,” then they shouldn’t be using them for cashew cheese.

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“One for Wildlife,” August 22]: He loves it here but can’t take time to understand our way of life and doesn’t understand or want to learn our traditions. Nor is he interested in the age-old Vermont way of accepting our neighbors as they are. Oh, yeah, and he is posting his property.

I wouldn’t advise Dr. Haas, the veterinarian, on how to treat a cat with distemper. I suggest that he not try to advise the professionals in the Vermont Fish & Wildlife Department on how to manage Vermont’s wildlife.

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election and then obstructed justice to cover it up, Welch thinks it would be a mistake to pursue removal from office.

“In order to have an impeachment, there has to be a credible investigation,” Welch said. That requires “restraint on the part of those of us in Congress” who might eventually vote to impeach, he added.

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Welch’s comments came less than a week after Trump’s former campaign chair, PAUL MANAFORT, was convicted on a variety of bank and tax fraud charges and Trump’s longtime lawyer, MICHAEL COHEN, pleaded guilty to making illegal payments to prevent two women from revealing alleged affairs with the president. In a breathtaking appearance in a Manhattan federal court, Cohen testified under oath that he’d made those payments “in coordination with and at the direction of” the future president.

But even as the walls close in around Trump, Welch remains strangely averse to calling out what is clearly illegal behavior. Asked repeatedly whether the president had broken the law, Welch would only go so far as to say, “It definitely appears that he was involved in a campaign finance violation.”

Involved in a campaign finance violation? I’d argue that (allegedly!) conspiring with your fixer on the eve of a presidential election to illegally funnel hush money to your mistresses — and then lying about it — qualifies as a bit more than that.

Welch’s colleagues in Vermont’s congressional delegation appear just as hesitant to call a crime a crime. Speaking on the Senate floor last week, Sen. PATRICK LEAHY (D-Vt.) noted that Cohen had effectively identified Trump as “an unindicted co-conspirator.” But in an interview moments later with Seven Days, he only begrudgingly admitted that Trump had broken the law.

“It appears he has,” Leahy said. “We’ll let that determination be made by Mr. Mueller.”

The third member of the delegation, Sen. BERNIE SANDERS (I-Vt.), declined requests for an interview over the course

of a week. In a written statement, he referred to Manafort’s conviction and Cohen’s plea only as “a serious development.”

Why the tepid reaction, particularly from three pols with plenty of political capital? Admitting that the president committed a crime requires more than a five-sentence press release or even a Senate floor speech. If (allegedly!) conspiring to break the law in order to swing an election qualifies as a “high crime or misdemeanor” — and plenty of legal scholars think it does — then the appropriate remedy would be impeachment. Congress would be duty-bound to take action. Now. The Vermont delegation has two truly compelling reasons to keep its powder dry.

First, Democrats are poised to take back the House this fall, at which point they’ll actually have the power to impeach. Why blow it by turning the 2018 election into a referendum on the matter?

“I mean, the House is not going to do anything on impeachment [now], anyway,” Leahy noted.

Second, the bread crumbs Mueller’s been leaving in federal court filings suggest he’s got a lot more on Trump than a six-figure payment to STORMY DANIELS. “That’s the big question pending out there,” Welch said. “Was there collusion between the president, the president’s campaign and the Russians in the interference of the election?”

There’s another, more parochial reason the delegation is avoiding the impeachment debate: Vermonters, for all their anti-Trump fervor, don’t seem to be clamoring for it — and even the most radical activists are approaching the question in an unusually restrained and strategic manner.

“I don’t see why we aren’t just waiting until Mueller finishes,” said DAN DEWALT, the firebrand Newfane cabinetmaker who launched the Bush impeachment movement in 2006. “At this point, I think it would be silly, and it would not work.

We need to focus on things we can actually do.”

Even the progressive political groups one might expect to lead the charge are holding their fire. Vermont- and New Hampshire-based Rights & Democracy has yet to take a position on impeachment, according to spokesperson SHAY TOTTEN. Rather, he said, the organization’s members are focused on “resisting Trump’s policies.”

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So the company’s chief executive officer, PAUL RALSTON, was taken aback this month when he received an email from VPR director of corporate support LESLI BLOUNT informing him that the station would not run its ads — ahem, underwriting — for 30 days prior to this November’s election.

Ralston, you see, recently entered the race for one of Addison County’s two seats in the state Senate. According to Blount, a listener query had resulted in “a recent policy decision” barring preelection underwriting from companies “when the owner is running for office and is closely aligned with the identity of the business.”

Ralston cried foul and appealed to VPR’s new president and CEO, SCOTT FINN. But the station would not budge, offering only to run the spots after the election or refund a portion of the company’s $22,328 contribution. The company chose the latter.

“I’m trying to figure out what I did wrong here,” Ralston said. “It just seems a little arbitrary to me.”

Finn, who declined to discuss VPR’s dealings with a specific underwriter, conceded that he’s never eager to turn down a contribution. But he noted that FCC rules also bar public broadcasters from running political ads.

“At the end of the day, we’d rather err on the side of caution,” he said. “We’re trying to be as fair and ethical and unbiased as possible, regardless of the cost.”

According to Finn, VPR’s policy is long-standing, despite what Blount said in her email. Indeed, when Milne Travel president SCOTT MILNE ran for governor in 2014 and U.S. senator in 2016, VPR yanked the company’s spots.

“I think there’s an argument that it’s a reasonable policy, but it should be thought through and standardized so it’s applied uniformly,” Milne said. “What happens when [Green Mountain Power CEO] MARY POWELL runs for something?

Are we not going to say ‘Green Mountain Power’? It’s a slippery slope.”

Finn acknowledged that it’s not easy to measure the association of a candidate with his or her business. Ultimately, his leadership team has to make the call.

Ralston believes that, in this case, VPR made the wrong one.

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tions against equating the dearth of an impeachment movement with an acceptance of Trump. “To be perfectly honest, I think we’re seeing more ire now than at any time Bush was in office,” he said, noting that tens of thousands of Vermonters have participated in anti-Trump marches and rallies. “People are pissed. People are really pissed.”

At least one local organization is ready to take action if Trump crosses the ultimate red line of firing Deputy Attorney General ROD ROSENSTEIN in order to shut down the Mueller probe. The Burlington-based Peace & Justice Center has been coordinating with the national advocacy group MoveOn.org to organize emergency “Nobody Is Above the Law” rallies throughout the state if Trump fires Rosenstein or pardons key witnesses. Some 900 Vermonters have RSVPed, according to PJC executive director RACHEL SIEGEL. “If they’re not held accountable, it’s really dangerous in terms of what it might mean for everybody else in the country,” she said of the Trump administration. “What else will we let people get away with?”

Though Welch said firing Rosenstein would be an impeachable offense, he wouldn’t say the same about pardoning Manafort. “I don’t want to go into your hypotheticals one after another,” he said, getting a little snippy. “Obstruction of justice is the line he cannot cross.”

But didn’t Trump cross that line a long time ago, when he fired Comey? Welch paused for moment. “We need to know what the basis was of his firing Comey, and that’s part of the investigation that Mueller is doing,” he said.

Though Leahy has cosponsored legislation to protect the Mueller probe, he has for months refused to say what he’d actually do if Trump ended it. “I’m not going to go into what-ifs, what-ifs, whatifs,” Leahy said last week.

But it’s a dangerous hypothetical we know Trump has pondered. And as soon as the president steps over that red line, there’s no going back.

The Vermont delegation’s cautious approach might be sensible and wise.

But there could soon come a time when Congress requires the sort of leadership that Vermont has occasionally provided — such as in 1954, when Republican senator RALPH FLANDERS moved to censure his red-baiting colleague, JOSEPH MCCARTHY. Sometimes, it’s more important to be principled than practical or tactical.

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A Matter of Degrees: UVM Nurses Bargain to Study in Vermont B Y KATI E JI CK LI N G

would contribute $2,600 annually for nurses with up to five years on the job to pursue degree programs somewhere else, according to union president Laurie Aunchman. More experienced nurses receive a larger amount — roughly $3,950 a year.

Aunchman recalled meeting with Kate FitzPatrick, the chief nursing officer for UVM Medical Center who oversees the program with WGU. Although Aunchman acknowledged the hospital’s generosity — “I don’t know of a lot of institutions that offer 100 percent tuition reimbursement,” she said — she also remembered asking FitzPatrick: “Why aren’t we using UVM? Why aren’t we using our state colleges?”

In the past year, 42 nurses have used UVM Medical Center’s tuition reimbursement to attend various in-state schools, said hospital spokesperson Michael Carrese. FitzPatrick was on vacation last week and did not return messages from Seven Days.

The first UVM students enrolled in WGU last November. The private, nonprofit online university was founded 20 years before that. The idea — to create a flexible, affordable program that would give students practical skills for the job market — was hatched in a 1995 meeting of the Western Governors’ Association.

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A registered nurse needs either a two-year associate’s degree or a fouryear bachelor’s, but UVM Medical Center increasingly prefers the latter.

Last year, the hospital announced that it would prioritize hiring RNs with bachelor’s degrees. All existing employees are being encouraged to get the additional education.

One reason: The hospital is seeking national “Magnet” status from the American Nurses Credentialing Center for its quality of care. To make the grade, the medical center must provide proof of its effort to help 80 percent of the hospital’s working nurses earn bachelor’s degrees by 2020. Currently, about 60 percent have those academic credentials.

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hen the University of Vermont Medical Center sends its nurses back to school for continuing education, they don’t have to go far. UVM’s College of Nursing and Health Sciences is right next door.

Instead, 104 registered nurses at the hospital are enrolled in a bachelor’s degree program headquartered thousands of miles away — at the Salt Lake City, Utah-based Western Governors University. It’s the only course of study for which the Vermont medical center pays the entire cost of tuition.

The hospital likes the WGU program because it’s cheap, flexible and can be completed quickly. For example, it will allow emergency room nurses Matt Looft and Abigail Garrett to earn bachelor’s degrees — for free — in about 18 months while they continue to work full time, operate their family farm and raise two young children.

“It’s a means to an end,” Looft said.

Both he and Garrett are starting school on September 1.

But some nurses worry the arrangement with the online college steers students away from existing health education programs in Vermont that are threatened by declining enrollment.

They’re also concerned WGU’s academics are not rigorous enough to qualify them for further education.

The medical center’s deal with WGU is part of the ongoing negotiations between the hospital and 1,800 nurses who have been working without a contract since July 9. In addition to better pay and lower nurse-patient ratios, the Vermont Federation of Nurses & Health Professionals is pushing for a more Vermont-friendly tuition reimbursement program.

Its message to the hospital?

Spend locally. “Why aren’t we investing in-state?” asked Deb Snell, an emergency room nurse and the union’s executive vice president.

Looft agreed: “I’d prefer to have my degree come from UVM. I’d love for those dollars to be invested there.” But, he added, the price tag — or lack thereof — ultimately won him over. “I’m not so much of a conscientious objector that I’m going to say, ‘No, no, no. I’m not going to take your degree,’” he said.

There are no professors, per se.

“Instructors” teach online classes, while “evaluators” grade their tests. Each student is paired with a “mentor,” a role Looft described as “part academic adviser and part cheerleader and part taskmaster.”

In “competency-based learning,” the goal is to master the material — a pass-or-fail proposition, according to Jan Jones-Schenk, WGU’s chief nursing officer. Students take a test to gauge their proficiency levels and proceed at their own pace. They can enroll in as many classes as desired during a sixmonth period for $3,190, plus about $300 in fees.

Comparatively, a semester at UVM’s College of Nursing and Health Sciences is nearly double WGU’s price tag, depending on the number of credits earned, said department chair Rosemary Dale.

Medical center nurses do get a 10 percent tuition discount, she explained, but the hospital’s contribution doesn’t fully cover the cost of the degree, which is usually about $16,000 over five semesters.

A total of 40 nursing students are enrolled at UVM this fall — down from about 80 in previous years, Dale said.

“They’ve cut our program in half,” she said of WGU’s impact on UVM nursing.

“We UVM faculty think it’s most unfortunate that we are not the primary partner for UVMMC nurses as they move to complete their bachelor’s education.

We have had a long partnership, and no one has said the program we offer is not the highest quality or that the university has not been flexible in accommodating their needs.”

Meanwhile, enrollment at the online school has skyrocketed over the last two decades, said Jones-Schenk. About 16,000 students across the country are in the process of earning bachelor’s degrees in nursing, she said. A total of 91,000 students were studying something at WGU in 2017.

Dale said the university’s nursing program tried to win the medical center’s continuing education business last year, but the talks ended because UVM “cannot compete price-wise” with WGU. “They have no building, no faculty, no library, no research,” Dale said.

“It’s really a very, very different setup.”

Adding that she couldn’t speak to the quality of the WGU program, Dale noted that UVM offers “a certain amount of intellectual rigor.”

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“When we look at the very large universities, these big online programs, they’re just able in some respects to offer a lot more bells and whistles than those of us who are in the brick-andmortar businesses are able to provide,” said Havener.

As UVM’s Dale put it: “Most, if not all, programs are suffering because of the advent of programs like Western Governors.”

Some nurses and administrators also worry that the WGU degree may not be sufficient for students who want to pursue advanced degrees. A “pass” grade translates to a 3.0 grade point average — a B. That’s not good enough to earn admission into some competitive master’s programs, said Snell.

“We’re very concerned about that, and we follow that,” acknowledged Jones-Schenk, adding that many WGU grads get into graduate schools.

She defended the school’s approach.

“There’s not a good understanding of what competency-based learning is,” she said. In fact, the federal government has been asking some tough questions about it. Last year, the national Office of Inspector General audited WGU and determined the school did not meet the U.S. Department of Education’s requirements for “distance education” and should not be eligible for federal funding.

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students and instructors,” the government’s report recommended that the school pay back $713 million in federal aid.

WGU administrators have been providing information to the Department of Education, but the feds haven’t yet made a final ruling, according to the school’s vice president of public relations, Joan Mitchell.

UVM Medical Center administrators who oversee the partnership with WGU were not available for interviews, but Carrese sent an emailed statement to Seven Days noting that the hospital was proud of the program in place.

“A committee of nurses and others selected WGU for a one-year pilot because it was a high-quality program that met the needs of nurses who wanted a competency-based curriculum they could do at their own pace,” the statement read. “It was also recommended by staff members who were WGU graduates.”

Besides WGU, the statement continued, “we also arrange for reduced tuition with various local and national programs to give our staff as many choices as possible to meet their individual educational needs.”

The contract with WGU officially ended when the nurses’ contract expired in July. But that doesn’t appear to have jeopardized the relationship between UVM Medical Center and the school. The nurses’ union expects the arrangement to continue, even after the two sides settle on a new contract.

The union is proposing that the hospital cover up to $5,000 for annual tuition at nursing schools other than WGU — nearly double the current amount, said Aunchman. “We want to continue with 100 percent tuition for our nurses who want to go back to school,” she said. “Right now, we’re trying to get as much tuition assistance on the table as possible.”

The medical center has agreed to participate in a health care summit this fall focusing on nursing education, she added.

“I think we’re moving in the right direction,” Aunchman said.

At least one nurse doesn’t plan on attending WGU. Snell, who’s worked at the hospital since 1999, has her associate’s degree, but she isn’t getting a bachelor’s degree yet.

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Vermont State Colleges System Chancellor Jeb Spaulding said he learned of the medical center’s agreement with WGU when a union representative contacted him in May. Both Castleton University and Vermont Technical College have online programs for nurses seeking bachelor’s degrees, Spaulding noted in an email to Seven Days. “UVM nurses would be eligible for in-state tuition. Each college would welcome an opportunity to work with the UVM Medical Center to provide nursing education and to fill other workforce needs.”

Castleton’s online bachelor’s in nursing program, new this fall, is underenrolled with just 10 students, said Jeanne-Marie Havener, the school’s director of nursing.

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lex Farrell moved easily through the beer-drinking, flip-flop-wearing crowd last Thursday in South Burlington.

As people chatted or swayed to music at the SoBu Nite Out event in Veterans Memorial Park, Farrell, wearing creased dress pants and a sincere expression, pressed the flesh and struck up conversations with strangers.

“Tall? Long arms?” he asked Darcy Newman, recalling that he’d played baseball against her son in high school.

“I hated hitting against him.”

Farrell just as easily talked public policy, telling one attendee his thoughts on Vermont’s education funding formula and managing school costs.

At just 25, Farrell wants to defy the odds and win a Vermont Senate seat in über-progressive Chittenden County — as a Republican.

Unseating any incumbent is a challenge. So is winning an election as a Republican in Burlington and its neighboring towns and cities. On primary day, county voters cast three times as many Democratic ballots as Republican ones.

But Farrell’s supporters hope his hustle on the campaign trail and a major fundraising advantage can turn the odds in his favor.

“He’s a natural at this,” said Rep. Kurt Wright (R-Burlington), a Farrell mentor and campaign supporter. Wright knows what it takes to win elections as a Republican in a Democratic stronghold. He’s represented Burlington since 2001, winning nine straight races for his House seat. Wright is also a longtime Burlington city councilor and is currently the council president.

Aside from Farrell, two other Republicans are running: U.S. Air Force veteran Dana Maxfield and former state representative Paul Dame. To win, Farrell needs to place sixth or better. He captured 252 more votes than Maxfield in the primary and also bested Dame, who was a write-in candidate.

Incumbent Sens. Tim Ashe (D/P), Phil Baruth (D/P), Debbie Ingram (D), Ginny Lyons (D), Chris Pearson (P/D), and Michael Sirotkin (D) are running as a slate. They defeated three Democratic challengers.

Farrell has been hard at work this summer. As of August 15, he had raised $28,770 in campaign cash, filings show — nearly as much as the six

incumbents combined, and five times what Maxfield raised.

Of the incumbents, Pearson has raised the most: $8,371. In the 2016 race, Pearson got fewer votes than any other winner. Ditto this year’s primary.

Despite the close calls, Pearson remains confident that voters want politicians like him in the Statehouse.

“I think it’s pretty clear that the values of Chittenden County are not reflected in the Republican platform,” he said. “There’s a full-scale rejection of [President Donald] Trump and his

captain of his varsity team at Champlain Valley Union High School.

“I was funny,” he said. “At least on those teams, I was someone that everyone got along with pretty well, so it just worked out.”

His successes in baseball didn’t carry into the classroom.

“I hated school when I was a kid,” Farrell said. “Mostly because I hated being told that I had to be interested in something.”

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politics, so I just look at those data points.”

Even though Farrell may be a long shot, the state’s most prominent Republicans are supporting the young candidate. Both Gov. Phil Scott and former governor Jim Douglas attended Farrell’s May 24 campaign launch. Scott said he liked what he heard from the rookie Republican’s friends and family.

“I think it’s essential for the party to bring new youth with new ideas, fresh perspective to the platform,” Scott said, noting the aging demographics of the state. He was impressed seeing so many young supporters at Farrell’s kickoff “getting engaged, just being part of his team.”

Farrell grew up in Shelburne, the fourth of five kids. His passion for baseball overshadowed other pursuits. “I played from the time I could walk,” he said. Farrell’s teammate’s elected him

he pursued the school’s Guaranteed Admission Program, which allows students to take college courses during a probationary year. Farrell excelled and was admitted. He discovered real-world value in his college courses.

“You get to choose what you’re going to study and find your passion,” Farrell said.

As his college years came to a close, Farrell got politically involved. He approached the Burlington City Council in 2015 to apply for a post on the city’s Board for Registration of Voters, which helps keep the voter rolls current.

Wright recognized Farrell, the son of his old friend Tom, when he appeared before the council.

“I sat down and talked with him, and I helped him get on the board of voter registration, and we started talking about politics,” Wright said. “And we shared a lot of the same types of views.”

The aspiring politician graduated in 2015 with a finance degree and a political science minor. He shares an apartment with a roommate in Burlington’s New North End and works as a data analyst for Union Mutual insurance company in Montpelier.

Wright brought Farrell to meetings of the Burlington Republican Party, and he became a member. Farrell developed GOP connections with help from Wright and another friend, Jeff Bartley, who was then the state GOP’s executive director.

(Bartley, who is now Farrell’s campaign manager, no longer works for the state party.) Last year, Farrell served a short stint as the chair of the Burlington Republican Party.

In January, Wright suggested Farrell run for Senate.

“I definitely thought he was kidding at first,” Farrell said, “but it quickly was clear that he actually thought I should do it. I wasn’t convinced off the bat that it was a worthwhile pursuit until we bounced it off people that know a lot more about this than I do.”

Farrell launched his campaign at Halvorson’s Upstreet Café in Burlington.

He released a 30-second campaign ad in which he introduces himself while standing on his childhood baseball field, explaining his roots in Chittenden County.

A team of volunteers helps Farrell stay visible on the campaign trail. His campaign has posted pictures on social media of Farrell listening intently to constituents and attending a Vermont Lake Monsters baseball game with Scott.

Most first-time candidates shoot for municipal office or the Vermont House, but Wright said the skill set doesn’t differ too much between the House and Senate.

“Is there a learning curve?” Wright asked. “Sure, but there is for everybody that gets in the legislature.”

Farrell is trying to leverage his youth by making young Vermonters — specifically, the lack of them — a central campaign issue. He’s seen friends and family members leave the state to pursue opportunities elsewhere.

He favors permit reform to streamline construction and make housing more affordable.

“I don’t think this means a complete overhaul of Act 250,” he said, referring to the state law that governs large-scale

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development. “What it could be is just Wonderly said politics weren’t a big building into Act 250 some acknowl- part of life in the Farrell household, but edgement of the potential job creation she wasn’t surprised her brother folof projects and just taking that into ac- lowed his instincts. count when we’re streamlining these “I think he would have made things a things.” lot easier on himself, obviously, if he had As a socially moderate-to-liberal chosen to run as a Democrat,” she said. candidate who is fiscally conservative, “I’m impressed by his ability to decide Farrell could do well, Wright believes. on his own, as opposed to taking the “We know that Trump is not popular easier route.” in Vermont, for sure,” Wright said. “It’s Farrell can be evasive about his a tough time for Republicans generally, thoughts on Trump and national but … what’s appealing about Alex is, politics, but he has not embraced he is a different kind of candidate for Washington, D.C.-style partisanship.

Republicans.”

He calls his opponents smart, dediFarrell supports the state’s new cated people who take a very different gun-control laws but says no more are approach to governing, and he rarely needed. He’s not opposed to a taxed- brings up party politics. and-regulated marijuana market but Farrell said he wrote in a candisays the state needs to date for president in ensure highway safety 2016 and didn’t vote before moving forward for Hillary Clinton or — a position Gov. Scott Trump. He sees merit in shares. He’s criticized his some of Trump’s policy incumbent opponents for decisions, such as recent supporting a surcharge changes to the federal on hotel rooms to pay tax code. Farrell said the for clean-water improvecorporate tax cuts in the ments. Instead, Farrell new law were “a good wants to fund those efapproach.” forts with a per-parcel fee “I still take it issue by on landowners. issue to see how things Farrell said multiple play out, as I do with any advisers suggested that president,” Farrell said. he run as a Democrat. He “And sometimes I think REP. KURT WRIGHT didn’t seriously consider it. the policy decisions are “The things that I bepositive; sometimes I lieve in, like a small govthink they’re not. I try to ernment and doing everything we can be the umpire calling balls and strikes on to empower the people, are things that that one.”

I believe are Republican principles,” he Whether that approach works said. remains to be seen. Diane Snelling, Ryan Nakhleh, a childhood friend the daughter of former Republican of Farrell’s, said he didn’t even know governor Richard Snelling and the of Farrell’s political leanings until his Republican to most recently reprebuddy took over as Burlington GOP sent Chittenden County in the Senate chair.

— from 2002 through 2016 — called The party’s reputation carries a “neg- Farrell’s campaign “ambitious.” ative connotation” for many Vermont Perhaps not winnable, she said, but voters, Nakhleh said, but Farrell doesn’t the kind of campaign that provides a play into that stereotype. young candidate invaluable experience.

“He’s someone that will have a ratio“I’m sure at some point, if not this nal head on his shoulders. You can talk to election, soon he will succeed,” Snelling him. He will listen, and you can actually said. m have a rational conversation with him,” said Nakhleh, a self-described liberal.

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olden liquid and barley swirled in a coppercolored vat at Switchback Brewing. But on this day in August, cofounder Bill Cherry had his eye on what wasn’t going to be made into beer.

He peered out the window at an inconspicuous army-green tank behind the Burlington plant. It held not the local brew but a wastewater by-product, slightly sweetened from the used grains. The liquid typically contains nearly 2 percent sugar, Cherry said, making it much more difficult — and more expensive — for the city to treat than what flows down the drain in homes.

Cherry is taking steps to divert as much as he can from the city’s wastewater treatment system. But Burlington officials say it’s still not enough. They want the city’s eight breweries and sole cidery to do more to help combat the sewage spills plaguing Lake Champlain.

It turns out that Burlington’s brewing bonanza has been taking an invisible toll on the wastewater system.

Leftovers from the brewing process — some barley, hops and yeast, plus thousands of gallons of water — end up at the municipal sewage plant. The sugary mix has overloaded the system with carbon and altered what was once a well-balanced diet for the microorganisms that help digest the waste. When storms hit or the filtration system fails, the water that overflows into the lake is dirty — or, at least, dirtier than it would be if the microbes were doing their job properly.

Both the brewers and the city are aware that there’s an issue. Officials have been working on a brewery wastewater plan for more than two years, according to city water resources director Megan Moir, but early on, “it was important but not urgent.”

It became urgent after 1.8 million gallons of dirty water flowed into the lake during three days in June. Days afterward, Martin Lee, a water resources engineer for the Department of Public Works, set up a meeting with Burlington’s three largest beverage makers — Switchback, Zero Gravity Craft Brewery and Citizen Cider, according to emails that Seven Days obtained through a public records request.

“In light of recent wastewater treatment violations at our main wastewater plant,” Lee wrote, “[o]ne of the actions we are taking is reaching out to you regarding pollution prevention practices.”

At the mid-June meeting, they discussed initial steps: To start, the city would order devices to monitor how much waste each brewery releases. The breweries plan to install those this fall.

The city has installed three meters — and will soon install a fourth — in the wastewater plant’s overflow pipes to measure how much dirty water is released into the lake, including how much is sewage and how much is stormwater.

Officials will also ask voters to approve a $30 million bond to cover a variety of upgrades, including new pumps and collection systems, a computer system and planning studies. Pending approval from the Burlington

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City Council, it could go before voters as early as November.

All told, the city has discharged more than 11.2 million gallons of partially disinfected wastewater this year, more than four times last year’s amount. City officials have blamed torrential rains that overwhelmed the system; a valve that broke in April; a pipe that clogged in May; and a computer control system shutdown in July.

Outraged residents have vented on social media, and a lone protester held up a sign during rush-hour traffic that read, “Burlington stop dumping shit into our lake.”

Since the beginning of the year, Public Works has hired three consultants to tackle wastewater problems, including one specifically to investigate concerns about breweries. The consultant spent a week in early August visiting suds-makers and was to submit recommendations to the city by the end of that month.

Breweries account for just 1 percent of the roughly 4 million gallons that the wastewater plant processes each day. But they pay a surcharge to cover the city’s additional treatment cost.

“For us to handle the [breweries’] waste, it takes more chemicals, more energy, potentially more staff,” Moir said.

The city is also planning to implement a new set of rules for cideries and breweries — a proposal that was originally drafted and sent to brewers in January, city emails show.

Small operations, including Foam Brewers on the downtown waterfront and Simple Roots Brewing in the

New North End, would be required to submit a pollution prevention plan to Public Works; separate and collect spent hops, grain and yeast left over from the beermaking process; and use cleaners without phosphates, which are particularly hard on the wastewater treatment process.

In addition to those steps, medium-size facilities, such as Switchback, Citizen Cider and Zero Gravity, would also be required to install equipment to sample and record the wastewater they discharge.

Burlington doesn’t have any of what the city would consider to be large breweries — at least not yet. But the city’s proposed rules would require large brewers to install their own water-filtration systems — an “extremely expensive” fix, according to Avery Schwenk, president of the Vermont Brewers Association and coowner of Hermit Thrush Brewery in Brattleboro.

Until now, some Burlington brewers have gotten by without the wastewater expenses of beer-makers elsewhere in Vermont.

Breweries that use more than 5 percent of the treatment capacity of a municipality’s wastewater system must apply for a state permit and treat their own wastewater, said Jessica Bulova, supervisor of the wastewater program for the state Department of Environmental Conservation. That’s more common in smaller towns that have less wastewater treatment capacity, she added. Fiddlehead Brewing in Shelburne installed its own water treatment system, as did the Alchemist in Stowe.

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When Magic Hat Brewing started butting up against the waste limits in South Burlington in 2007, the company partnered with a private company, PurposeEnergy, to build a digester, said Harry Kahn, Magic Hat’s brand manager. Now, Magic Hat feeds the digester the brewery’s used barley and wastewater. It processes the waste and, in turn, generates electricity and steam energy to help power the plant.

“We’ve set goals to be mindful of wastewater,” Kahn said. “That’s how we evaluate our success.”

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violations occurred and whether fines against the city are necessary. The results aren’t yet known, so Bulova couldn’t say for certain how much the breweries have contributed to the overflow problem.

Brewers have long understood that their waste poses a challenge to municipal wastewater systems. But even though new breweries have sprung up and existing ones have expanded, they were surprised that Burlington officials called them out after the overflows this year.

“It came out of nowhere,” said Gretchen Langfeldt, plant engineer for Switchback, which has operated in the city since 2002.

Justin McCarthy, Zero Gravity’s head of brewing operations, acknowledged that his brewery impacts the city sewage system but suggested that the industry may have become a convenient scapegoat. After all, he said, wastewater overflows into Lake Champlain have been happening “for years,” he said.

Both of their companies are working with the city, however.

According to Langfeldt, Switchback’s Flynn Avenue brewery uses between 10,000 and 12,000 gallons of water a day.

About a fifth of that becomes beer. The rest ends up as wastewater — spilled as the beer is transferred from fermenting tank to fermenting tank; schlepped out with the used barley; and, most significantly, used to clean tanks and kegs after each use.

Langfeldt estimated that 3 percent of the wastewater — about 250 gallons a day — contains the sugary remnants of malt.

Switchback has been trying to decrease water use, and for years cofounder Cherry has collected the used barley from his operation and occasionally hauled it to Guillemette Farm in Shelburne as cow feed. In the spring of 2017, Cherry installed the green tank to collect the waste liquid.

A truck driver who had taken the by-product to the farm reported that the cows would come running when he pulled into the barnyard, Langfeldt said.

But the disposal method is not ideal.

It’s expensive to haul, and in the winter, the liquid could freeze if it’s not used immediately. The brewery also produces too much wastewater for the cows at one farm to drink. “Logistically, finding a home for this stuff is sending us in circles,” Langfeldt said.

Schwenk, the brewers’ association president, worried that Burlington’s blame on breweries without hard data to back it up could lead to overregulation.

The city may be “trying to fix a problem that isn’t necessarily a problem,” he said.

More regulation could stifle the city’s brewery boom, cautioned Kelly Devine, executive director of the Burlington Business Association.

Queen City officials encouraged Citizen Cider to stay in Burlington when the company expanded last year, she pointed out. Devine called the impact on the lake an “unintended consequence” of the industry’s growth.

“If we have this issue, I think it’s something we need to solve together,” she said.

For now, some brewers are ready to invest what it takes.

Cherry said he’s already spent about $30,000 to install pumps and equipment to suck the dirty water out of the brewery and into a tank to truck away.

He expects to spend at least $100,000 on the changes the city will require.

McCarthy said he anticipates spending about $20,000 in additional equipment and renovations — beyond what he’s already put in. That figure doesn’t include extra staffing or transportation costs, he said.

Still, McCarthy remained upbeat.

“There’s all kinds of costs and issues and things coming up unexpectedly.

That’s the nature of business,” he said.

“But as brewers, we’re invested in the process because the lake’s important to us.”

McCarthy noted that lake water is used to make the beer, too. “Whether it’s fair to us or not,” he said, “it’s important.” m

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Longtime Broadcaster, State Rep. Jim Condon Dies After Cancer Battle Jim Condon, a longtime state representative from Colchester and local radio personality known for his “golden pipes,” died last Thursday of esophageal cancer.

He was 60.

“Smart, witty, thoughtful — just a guy you want to be around,” his wife, Ginny McGehee, said. “I lost the smart half of me, I have to say.”

Born in Connecticut, Condon moved to Vermont in the early 1980s when he took a job as news director of several radio stations. He met McGehee at WJOY in 1984; the couple married in 1993.

Their son, Tom, is a journalism student at Syracuse University.

Condon was part of a group that bought WKDR, where for years he was half of the “Manno and Condon Show.” He and cohost Louie Manno later opened Radio Deli on the corner of Pearl and Pine streets in Burlington.

First elected to serve in Montpelier in 2004, the self-described blue dog Democrat was a big presence at the Statehouse.

Condon was known as a fiscal conservative who “had a good sense of where people could come to agreement and was able to bridge the differences,” House Ways

and Means Committee chair Janet Ancel (D-Calais) told Seven Days.

“He just had one of the biggest hearts I’ve ever encountered and one of the sharpest wits and one of the brightest minds,” Ancel said. “His heart came first, represented by his big, booming voice. He was a rock on the committee and somebody I always looked to for a good sense of where we were able to go.”

Condon served for the last decade as executive director of the Vermont Association of Broadcasters.

“We will remember Jim fondly for his jovial personality, great ‘pipes’ and invaluable service to the broadcasting community of Jim Condon Vermont,” VAB president Wally Caswell wrote in an email.

Condon announced in April in a letter published in the Colchester Sun that he wouldn’t run for an eighth term in Montpelier after receiving an “unwelcome medical diagnosis.”

“I have been humbled by the trust you’ve given me to be a voice for common sense at the Statehouse,” Condon wrote, thanking his constituents. “I hope I have lived up to your trust.”

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The Vermont Republican Party is poised to pick new nominees for five statewide offices on the evening of Wednesday, August 29, including a challenger to Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.).

Last Friday, perennial candidate H. Brooke Paige turned down five of the six nominations he’d won in the August 14 GOP primary, choosing to focus on H. Brooke his bid for secretary of state.

Paige That decision prompted party officials to call a special meeting of the state committee to select new nominees for U.S. Senate, U.S. House, attorney general, state treasurer and state auditor.

In the days since, Vermont Republicans have been beating the bushes for credible statewide candidates. According to party executive director Jack Moulton, “We have at least one for every office.”

Some of the names will be familiar.

Moulton said that all three of Paige’s vanquished primary rivals in the U.S. Senate race — Lawrence Zupan, Jasdeep Pannu and Rocky De La Fuente — have expressed interest in getting back in the running. There’s also at least one new entrant: Dan Feliciano, who ran for governor in 2010 and 2014, and for auditor in 2016.

“When I hear Bernie speak, the message is, ‘You can’t achieve, and you can’t succeed,’” Feliciano said. “And I don’t think that’s the case. I think people can achieve and succeed on their own, and I don’t think you need to take something from somebody else and redistribute it.”

Among the more prominent new recruits is Rep. Janssen Willhoit (R-St. Johnsbury), who agreed at the last minute to challenge Democratic Attorney General T.J. Donovan. The criminal defense attorney and two-term legislator had been planning to step away from politics to focus on his family and career but decided to give it another go.

“I think it’s important to field a candidate that can not only do the job effectively but can also bring attention to issues to make it a worthwhile campaign,” said Willhoit, adding that his campaign would focus on criminal justice reform and public records law.

More contenders could emerge for each open position. The state committee, which includes roughly 80 county and state party officials, is set to meet at 6 p.m. Wednesday at the Capitol Plaza Hotel in Montpelier.

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viewpoints. He articulated his opinions with forceful rhetoric and liked to have the final word. He was a factual person who had little tolerance for fantasy or supposition, but he did take pleasure in science fiction.

His companions appreciated his wide range of enthusiasms: He loved good films, making sure that his movie-buff friends were well acquainted with his likes and dislikes. He had a deep curiosity about our universe and a passion for books, world travel and various cuisines. A connoisseur of good food, he was especially proud of his own homemade specialties — Thai dishes, ice cream and baked fruit concoctions.

Rick is survived by his siblings Ronald Haver of Pittsburgh, Pa., and Barbara Keith of Grand Rapids, Mich.; and his son from his first marriage, Russell P. Haver of Anchorage, Alaska. He was predeceased by his parents; a brother, Thomas Haver; and his first wife, Kathy Haver.

Rick’s inquiring mind and convivial presence will be sorely missed by his many friends and colleagues.

His friends have been very grateful for the ongoing help of hospice workers. Memorial donations can be made to Addison County Home Health and Hospice, 254 Ethan Allen Hwy., New Haven, VT 05472, and the Brandon Artists Guild, 7 Center St., Brandon, VT 05733.

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1948-2018, SHOREHAM Richard (Rick) A. Haver, 70, died at home in Shoreham on August 23, 2018. Near the end, he was lovingly cared for by his former wife Susan J. Edsall of Kailua Kona, Hawaii, and his dear friend and nurse Hilary Hatch of Leicester, Vt. Rick was born in Pittsburgh, Pa., on March 3, 1948, the son of Michael and Anna Haver. Rick grew up in Pittsburgh, where he enjoyed the life of a football hero in high school. He went on to attend Columbia University, the University of Pittsburgh and the University of Rochester, earning bachelor’s and master’s degrees in philosophy, mathematics and information science.

After graduate school, Rick worked as a medical and research librarian at Veterans Affairs hospitals in Northampton, Mass., and Asheville, N.C., and ultimately came to the Upper Valley area of Vermont in 1986 as chief of library services at the VA hospital in White River Junction, where he served for 15 years until his retirement. According to a VA colleague at the White River Junction hospital, the more work Rick was given, the happier he was.

However, in 2001, he did opt to start a second full-time

career, fulfilling his dream of creating world-class furniture — his passion piqued by an earlier self-taught project: making an 18-foot cedar strip canoe.

After moving his home and workshop to Shoreham in 2007, Rick connected with the Brandon Artists Guild in autumn of 2008.

As an artist member, he not only exhibited his beautiful handcrafted furniture at the guild’s gallery, but he was also generous with his time, energy and woodworking skills for community art projects in Brandon. He participated fully in guild events and fundraisers and was the driving force behind initiating the website, which he then managed for years.

An enthusiastic and valuable volunteer, Rick served on the board in more recent years.

In addition to the Brandon Artists Guild gallery, at least five galleries in Vermont, New Hampshire and Pennsylvania carried his unique tables, made from both local and exotic woods and fancy veneers. These venues included Edgewater Gallery in Middlebury and Frog Hollow Gallery in Burlington. In 2017 and 2018, he was represented in a touring exhibit of the Guild of Vermont Furniture Makers.

Private collectors nationwide own Rick’s furniture.

Over time, he carried out many requests for commissioned work. Typically, his traditional table designs were the most popular; however, he especially loved to experiment with more unusual and daring design concepts. And he also enjoyed imaginative collaborations with other local artisans working in contrasting media.

Rick counted among his friends many area artists and Champlain Valley residents. A larger-than-life personality, he was a worthy sparring partner when it came to debating world affairs or philosophical

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1931-2018, VERO BEACH, FLORIDA Sarah Virginia de Ganahl Russell was born in New York, N.Y., on April 2, 1931, and died in Vero Beach, Fla., on August 16, 2018. She was the daughter of Joe de Ganahl and Josephine Coombs de Ganahl. She grew up in Scarsdale, N.Y.; McLean, Va.; and both Sitka and Juneau, Alaska, where her father was a U.S. Navy Reserve pilot and Sitka Naval Air Station Commander before and during World War II. Virginia went on to attend the Sidwell Friends School, the Madeira School, Mount Vernon Junior College and George Washington University in Washington, D.C., where she met her first husband, Thomas Hale Russell. They married on June 21, 1952, and had seven children. In 1954, Tom and Ginny moved to Yampa, Colo., where they raised cattle with her brother Chuck and his wife, Pat, and enjoyed 11 years ranching and raising children together.

After the Russell family moved to Brandon, Vt., in 1965, Virginia became an active member of the community, volunteering for the American Cancer Society and the Otter Valley School Board. Some of the many organizations and causes she championed, with both energy and support, include the Brandon Public Library,

Green Mountain College, the Vermont Ski Museum and the Vermont Marble Museum. In later years, she was a driving force in the renaissance of Brandon as a dynamic arts community.

In 2016, Virginia received an honorary doctorate of humane letters from Sterling College.

There is little question that Virginia gained her sense of adventure from her parents; her father traveled with Admiral Byrd to both the Arctic and Antarctic, and her mother was one of the first women to earn a pilot’s license. This adventurous and curious spirit led Virginia to travel the world. After Tom’s death, she traveled to China, where she met her second husband, Charles Kimmel, on the Orient Express. She valued intellectual pursuits, and her bookshelves were filled with books on literature, history, science and poetry. She was constantly seeking new insights and loved to engage in spirited discussion with people making a difference.

A passionate and vivacious personality, Virginia left an impression on anyone she met. She loved to meet new people and had a singular knack for turning strangers into immediate friends. Whether speaking to a new acquaintance or a longtime friend, Virginia had the ability to make people feel respected and heard.

Anyone who knew Virginia could testify that you were unlikely to meet another person like her.

Her love for others drew her to service in many causes and organizations, where she was known as a dynamic innovator. As a longtime fundraiser, supporter and board member of the Vermont Symphony Orchestra, she helped bring the VSO to new areas of Vermont. She served as president of the Dvorak International Federation, which encouraged typists worldwide to move to a more efficient keyboard

layout. She founded Classic Concepts, later Natural Elegance, which sold marble products, and worked to bring the marble and granite industries of Vermont together. As chair of the board of Sterling College in Vermont in the early 1990s, she made tough decisions that are credited with setting the organization on a stronger footing for years to come. She supported Vermont Democratic candidates, hosting fundraising parties, including a regular event after Brandon’s renowned July 4th parade.

In 2003, Virginia moved to Vero Beach, Fla., with her second husband, Charles Kimmel, where she continued her passion for engaging with people through continuing education and the arts. She was a dedicated supporter of the Atlantic Classical Orchestra in Fort Pierce, Fla., as well as the Vero Beach Museum of Art. Virginia was predeceased by her first husband, Thomas Hale Russell, and her brother Charles de Ganahl, and she is survived by her husband, Charles Kimmel, of Vero Beach, Florida. She leaves seven children and their spouses and partners: George Lucius Russell II and wife Judith Russell, of Burlington, Vt.; Sarah Hall Russell and husband Rodney Lowe, of Burlington; Edward Sargent Russell and wife Margaret Borogen Russell, of Byfield, Mass.; Josephine Coombs Russell Mayo and husband Thomas Mayo, of Desert Hot Springs, Calif.; Charles de Ganahl Russell and wife Julia Russell, of Charlotte, Vt.; Michael Thomas Russell and wife Margaret Canning Russell, of Charlotte; and Kenneth Greenleaf Russell and partner Rhonda Prensky, of Montpelier, Vt. Virginia leaves 12 grandchildren: Christopher, Patrick, Elizabeth, Bethany, Grady, Frances, Sarah, Ruby, Katharine, Amanda, Michael and Thomas; two stepgrandchildren, Ethan and Nellie; and one great-granddaughter, Sarah.

The family extends special gratitude to Toni Bittner, Shamira Ross, Margarette

Gedeon and Derek Bernard and others, for their dedicated and loving care of Virginia in her last years.

Donations may be made in Virginia’s name to the ALS Association, Washington, D.C., or to Sterling College, Craftsbury Common, Vt. A celebration of her life will be announced later. It will be held in Vermont.

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notes what she calls “a resurgence of performance” — including the NIGHTSHADE KITCHEN series presented by Foam Brewers, which features music and food.

Rents start at about $75 an hour and vary by event type and number of attendees, Bergman says. Professional lighting and sound equipment are in-house, as are tables and chairs, a kitchen, and portable mirrors on casters. What North End Studios does not have is an alcohol license, but Werner notes that it partners with a local bar to handle drink catering.

All of this will be available until North End Studios’ lease is up, at least four years from now.

While Hinsdale’s newest tenants might indicate a preference for food businesses, the vision he articulates for 294 North Winooski sounds similar to that of Werner and Bergstein. “We are looking for a diverse and interesting building, from dancing to eating, a place that the community can enjoy,” he says by phone.

Hinsdale adds that CCTV Channel 17/Center for Media & Democracy — an upstairs tenant since 1990 — is “an incredibly important part of the mix.”

CCTV executive director LAURENGLENN DAVITIAN confirms that Hinsdale has said nothing to them about their lease.

In Bergstein’s view, “This is a typical gentrification thing.” He suggests that Hinsdale “wants to make his mark as a real estate person.” North End Studios ROAL D and the other arts-related enterprises in the building, Bergstein says, “are in here under another premise — community oriented, not profit motivated.”

Yet he doesn’t blame Hinsdale. “Jacob’s passion, his point of view, is that he’s doing something he thinks is economically good for the Old North End,” Bergstein says. “It’s his building. We live in a capitalist society.”

If Bergstein is taking a philosophical attitude, it helps that he and Werner have already “put down roots” in St. Joseph School just blocks away. Purchased

by Champlain Housing Trust in 2017, the former Catholic school houses several community groups, including the Association of Africans Living in Vermont, VERY MERRY THEATRE and Robin’s Nest Children’s Center.

Bergstein and Werner manage a sizable area that includes the cafeteria and kitchen. Though the space is configured differently, it could accommodate some of the events and activities that take place in North End Studios.

“Besides St. Joseph, we will look for more space,” says Bergstein. Leaving North Winooski Avenue, though, is still years away.

Meantime, the Off Center team is actively seeking a new home and, says Roald, “looking for any partners who might be interested.” m

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rom the sidewalk outside 294 North Winooski Avenue in Burlington, passersby can smell the sawdust from renovations for the forthcoming Little Morocco Café. It will be a radical transformation of the former headquarters of the Vermont Workers’ Center.

The new restaurant, along with recently opened Knead Bakery on the Archibald Street side of the building, seems to embody the kind of changes that property manager JACOB HINSDALE hopes to make over the coming years.

Some tenants of the onetime home of Fassetts Bakery are being told that when their lease is up, it won’t be renewed.

That’s the message OFF CENTER FOR THE DRAMATIC ARTS received in late spring and announced last week in its newsletter and on its website. This is not an eviction; Off Center’s lease runs until the end of May 2019, says board president LAURA ROALD. That gives the organization plenty of time to look for a new home for the 65seat black box theater, which opened in the Old North End building in 2010. But space is an increasingly scarce — and costly — commodity in the Queen City.

“We’ve been trying to digest this and planning our next move,” Roald says. “We definitely are looking for a new space. We’d like to stay in the Old North End, but we’re open.”

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just renovated its BLACK BOX THEATRE, which is larger and more versatile than the theater’s current space. But MSL rent is double what Off Center currently charges, Roald says, “and there’s a whole level of artists who can’t afford that.

“Our goal has clarified since the beginning,” she continues, “but really what we take pride in is being able to offer affordable space with lights, seats — all that we’ve acquired over the years.”

Roald adds that this “kick in the pants,” though initially upsetting, “is accelerating what was in our fiveyear plan. We want … to be more visible and accessible — for people to find us more easily, being able to partner with us. We’re going to consider this an opportunity.”

Off Center will stage its October Fringe Festival, and other shows scheduled through spring, in its North Winooski Avenue quarters.

The theater nonprofit has subleased its modest space from BEN BERGSTEIN and APRIL WERNER, who have been in the building since 2008 and operate NORTH END STUDIOS — studios A, B, C and an event hall. In addition to putting on the annual VERMONT INTERNATIONAL FESTIVAL at the Champlain Valley Exposition — last December marked the 25th — the couple keeps busy renting spaces in the ONE. Very busy, according to a jam-packed handwritten calendar on an office wall.

“We are driven by what people want to do here,” says Werner. That includes dance and fitness classes, talks, meetings, and an array of community events. Last weekend, a local couple got married here. And Werner CENTER

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CHELSEA ARTS COLLECTIVE DISCOVERS PLACEMAKING, PIECE BY PIECE can be seen on the Franklin County Barn Quilt Trail.

Caouette-DeLallo first learned of the niche folk art from a friend in Hardwick. Setting out to research it, she discovered that barn quilts gained initial popularity through the efforts of an Ohio woman named Donna Sue Groves. In 2001, Groves invited friends and community members in Adams County to complete and hang their own barn quilts. Word spread, ultimately spurring similar efforts across the country; to date, 40 states and locations in Canada have their own barn quilt initiatives. (The 2016 film Pieced Together, by Julianne Donofrio, documents that story.)

In Chelsea, the collaborative, inclusive nature of barn quilts appealed to the arts collective.

The group partnered with the First Branch Community Collaborative in central Vermont and began to solicit local participants.

Members posted brightly colored flyers around town, emblazoned with the question “Can art uplift a community?”

Prospective participants were invited to email the Chelsea Arts Collective; instructions can be downloaded from

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the group’s website.

The guiding idea, according to Caouette-DeLallo, was If you’re not an artist, so what? Do you want one of these on your house? She continued, “What’s been fascinating about it has been who wants to do them. It’s not just a bunch of painters from the FBCC, it’s farmers. It’s people who have family farms who have done these beautiful representations of their farms.”

With private donations of funds and supplies, and aided by a discount from nearby Bethel Mills Lumber, registered participants were welcomed to pick up a 4-by-4-foot wood panel and painting materials. Most participants aimed to complete and hang their panels in time for the August 25 festival. CaouetteDeLallo’s husband, TIM COURTS, helped many participants mount their quilts.

“Most people have done something that’s personal to them,” she noted.

DICKSON CORBETT’S barn quilt, for example, features four ravens — “Corbett” is derived from the old French for “raven.”

KATE WILLARD used a pattern passed down from her mother, a quilter. A local beekeeping couple adorned their quilt with an intricate honeycomb motif.

“It’s funny where you see them —

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hen the State of Vermont shuttered three Chelsea businesses for tax reasons in December 2016, the impact on the community was palpable.

“Chelsea was hurting,” said artist and educator CARRIE CAOUETTE-DELALLO. “We lost three key businesses in town, and we didn’t have a gas station for over a year. [It] does something very interesting to the psyche of the community to see boarded-up businesses.”

So Caouette-DeLallo responded in her preferred way: art making. In March of this year, she partnered with fellow area artists to launch the CHELSEA ARTS COLLECTIVE. The group, which now has about 20 members, hosted its signature event, the Arts on the Green Market & Festival, last weekend.

But evidence of its hard work will remain visible for months to come in the form of some 60 vibrant barn quilts and a barn quilt trail.

Unlike its textile counterpart, a barn quilt is made from a single panel of painted wood. A barn quilt trail is a route featuring many such works. That idea previously took off in northwestern Vermont; some 260 colorful squares

Barn quilt by Julia Pavone

you’re just driving along, and there they are,” said Caouette-DeLallo. A map of the various barn quilts is available locally at Will’s Store and the Chelsea Public Library and Town Hall. Soon it will be online as well.

“This place just has so much heart,” said Caouette-DeLallo.

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Wonderland, “down-the-rabbit-hole” feel, Aaron explained. But the team will consider all artist ideas and proposals.

“Whatever we put on that wall could make you feel like, when you’re in that space, you’re in another world, another planet,” Aaron said. “As you move through our space, the perspective of that wall will change in a really unique way, almost like a diorama.”

At Kerry’s, manager MELISSA KOCHAN said the store approves of the idea of a new mural as long as it’s “appropriate” and meets any regulatory requirements. The north wall of the building hosts an aquaticthemed mural, which Kochan said

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seven feet high by 50 feet long — will become a canvas to be painted by an artist or group of artists, Aaron said.

After obtaining the blessing of Kerry’s management, Alice & the Magician will provide materials.

“We are exploring the idea of a community-sourced art project to beautify the view from the new Soda Plant [renovation] and create a little bit of buzz around the businesses going back there,” Aaron went on.

The wall rises about four feet to the east of the new Alice & the Magician space. The designers of custom aromatics are particularly interested in artwork that complements their brand: a kind of whimsical, Alice-in-

helps prevent the routine tagging of exterior walls by graffiti painters.

“They might have a little bit more respect for artists,” she said.

Indeed, the store’s west wall — the would-be site of the Alice & the Magician mural — currently displays big, black-outlined block-letter graffiti.

An animal’s head appears on the wall with the words “Get Thru” coming from its mouth. (Graffiti on the store is routinely cleaned up, so this may be gone by publication time.)

While reducing the likelihood of graffiti at the site is not the goal of his project, Aaron said, it could be a “fringe benefit.” Primarily, though, the brothers see the proposed mural as a creative offshoot of the renovation.

“If an artist or group of artists has an idea, it’s an opportunity for someone to get really creative,” he said.

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wall in a Burlington back alley could be transformed from white cement block into a colorful mural under a plan conceived by AARON and SAM WISNIEWSKI and their team at Alice & the Magician.

The brothers are founders and owners of the Burlington company that creates aromatics for cocktails.

This fall, the business will move from its quarters in the Soda Plant at 266 Pine Street to the northeastern section of the sprawling building.

There, the space that formerly housed ReSOURCE is being renovated to accommodate a group of food and beverage businesses, including Tomgirl Juice and Brio Coffeeworks.

Alice & the Magician will occupy 1,200 square feet on the ground floor, which the company will inaugurate with a SOUTH END ART HOP event pending a permanent move in the fall. The facility has large windows that face the back exterior wall of Kerry’s Kwik Stop, a convenience store on St. Paul Street.

As the Wisniewskis envision it, a section of that wall — roughly

SURVIVAL OF THE SMA enrollment growth of 7.1 percent between 2007 and 2016, and some 13,000 students — more than any other school in Vermont. This fall’s new class of an estimated 2,500 is the most academically talented in the school’s history, based on SAT and ACT scores, according to the university.

UVM has invested heavily in practical fields such as business, math, science and engineering to broaden its reach beyond the humanities, and it recently completed a $500 million fun-

Since 2007, enrollment has declined 6.9 percent at Vermont Law School, 9.1 percent at Saint Michael’s College, 24.6 percent at Marlboro College and 25.5 percent at Goddard College. And at least a dozen Vermont colleges have logged budget deficits during the past four years, some repeatedly.

Jobs have been cut or left vacant at St. Mike’s, Castleton University and St. Joe’s, among others. In July, the president of Vermont Law School

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Students shouldn’t accrue $30,000 to $50,000 in debt just to live in their parents’ basements because their degree isn’t useful in the job market, he said.

Some Vermont schools are better positioned than others to prosper and adapt. UVM is the big kid on the block and relatively healthy, with

draising campaign. It has also recruited heavily outside Vermont; today, just one in five students is a Vermonter.

Middlebury College, with an endowment of $1 billion, continues to attract top students and land coveted spots in national rankings despite budgeting bumps. Other colleges around the state have found or maintained a niche.

But some, especially small schools, both public and private, are clearly struggling.

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The schools influence Vermont in countless ways. Attorneys trained at Vermont Law School have won key legal battles for environmental groups; bright young grads have stayed in Vermont to start companies such as IDX Systems; and the New England Culinary Institute has trained a generation of chefs.

UVM even spawned the jam band Phish.

The higher ed sector draws more than $1 billion annually in tuition, said Frank Cioffi, president of the Greater

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large marble statue of St. Joseph the Provider gazes serenely over the Rutland campus of the college bearing his name. Now more than ever, the shrinking school needs the saint to conjure a miracle. With only 128 undergraduates enrolled this fall, a nearly drained endowment, back-to-back operating deficits and its accreditation at risk, the College of St. Joseph is fighting to survive.

And it isn’t the only one of Vermont’s 21 colleges facing existential challenges.

College enrollment in Vermont peaked at 45,572 in 2010. Since then, more than half of the state’s higher education institutions have seen their enrollment decline, in several cases by more than 20 percent.

More worrisome still, a sharper drop is expected in coming years. With birth rates falling, the number of graduating high school students is forecast to decline over the next 13 years by 7.1 percent in the Northeast and 8.5 percent in Vermont — the regions that most of the state’s colleges rely on for incoming students.

“Essentially, we’ve got overcapacity, and that’s a real problem,” said Art Woolf, an associate professor of economics at the University of Vermont in Burlington.

Given this imbalance between supply and future demand, it’s unclear whether all of the state’s universities and colleges can stay in business.

And that matters even outside the ivy-covered walls of Vermont’s institutions of higher learning. The schools enrich young minds, shape the culture and train the workforce — important roles, for sure. They have also been bedrocks of the state and local economies.

To educate nearly 45,000 students, the schools employ more than 11,000 people and pay them $588 million annually, according to a 2017 report by the Vermont Higher Education Council.

College students write landlords checks and fork over money for food, beer and lift tickets. Much of their cash flows from out of state: About 58 percent of college students in Vermont are flatlanders.

revoked tenure from 75 percent of its faculty in a controversial bid to control expenses and recover from an ominous deficit.

In addition to headline-grabbing cost-cutting, schools have launched a blitz of innovative programs to make tuition more affordable, enhance online opportunities and accelerate graduation.

Their aim: to attract more students and eliminate budget deficits — and to stay in the business of education.

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in crucial federal student loan programs while it attempts to rebuild.

Some staff and faculty have been let go, and Scott conceded that those changes will affect which courses are offered.

Last Friday, Scott said the school had made modest progress from the grim enrollment forecast in May. Thirty-six new full-time undergrads have enrolled for the fall, bringing the total to 128. Including grad students, the school has 226 students, according to Scott.

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School is back in session at St. Joe’s despite worries that the private Roman Catholic school would not reopen this fall. In May, retiring president Lawrence Jensen announced that just 95 undergraduate students were expected this fall, only 10 of whom would be new students. The school’s endowment was almost exhausted, he said. Students hissed at the campus meeting where he conveyed the dismal news, VTDigger.org reported. Trustees considered closing the school but decided instead to hire a new president.

In mid-August, 10 days before the start of the fall semester, the grass was freshly mowed and the grounds were immaculate. But an eerie silence hung over the empty hallways, and the new leader, Jennifer Scott, said she hoped that efforts to fill them with new students would succeed.

“We believe we are going to come out of this stronger and better than we were before,” Scott said.

The enterprise began as a teachers’ college for Roman Catholic nuns in 1956. Old black-and-white photos show the sisters studying in wimples and robes, but the campus gradually grew out of the habit, so to speak, and became a coed school offering a range of degrees for people of all faiths.

For many years, the small but stable school maintained an emphasis on teaching first-generation college students.

But in recent years, recruiting has not been easy. New-student enrollment dropped from 84 to 53 between 2014 and 2016. Revenue for 2015 totaled $7.5 million, while expenses were $10.1 million, according to the college’s Internal Revenue Service Form 990 filings. On August 15, Scott announced that the college had been placed on probation by its accrediting body.

The New England Association of Schools and Colleges gave the school two years to improve its fragile financial status or expect to lose accreditation. That allows St. Joe’s to continue to participate

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rent out the grand Italianate house for weddings and private parties, and it is reaching out to alumni to host fundraisers in their living rooms and backyards.

Other schools with underused or expensive buildings are selling them off. Marlboro College sold its downtown Brattleboro graduate school building for $3 million this month to dig out from a deficit. The college expects to have 150 students this fall, its lowest enrollment in roughly a decade.

St. Mike’s plans to demolish one of its oldest buildings, Founders Hall, because it can’t afford renovations.

The Colchester school is also considering selling several buildings near Fort Ethan Allen. Its enrollment this fall is projected at 2,004 students, down from 2,575 in 2014.

The college has offered retirement incentives to shrink the number of tenured faculty; it has also cut lecturers and left vacant positions unfilled. As a result, the English department currently has no Shakespearean scholar, according to department chair Lorrie Smith.

“We can fill in, but it’s a little embarrassing,” she said.

The reduction in faculty has driven professors’ morale to, “I don’t want to say despairing, but close to that,” she said. Still, she was encouraged that the number of declared English majors is up this year, to about 20 students.

The Vermont State Colleges System has felt the effects of the downturn, too. Its five institutions have been pared to four. After a decade of declining enrollment at Johnson and Lyndon state colleges, trustees merged the two, effective this summer, as Northern Vermont University. The other schools in the system, Vermont Technical College, Community College of Vermont and Castleton, saw enrollment increase between 2007 and 2016 but in some cases are now hitting bumps.

A drop in fall 2017 enrollment at Castleton contributed to a projected deficit of $1.5 million that president Karen Scolforo confronted when she started her job last December. “We knew we needed to get ahead of it,” she said. Scolforo offered early retirement to 17 faculty, laid off 10 staff and cut two people from her executive team.

Further, she is repositioning Castleton with proposals for new degrees: a master’s in business administration, associate’s degree programs in physical and occupational therapy that would feed into the degree programs at the University of Vermont, and an early childhood education program with a diagnostic center.

“These are high-draw programs that will get people to Vermont,” Scolforo predicted. “We have to be able to expand our reach.”

Castleton student Megan Greene, 19, was crossing campus August 20 with fellow members of the school’s varsity cross-country team who had returned early for practice. She and two teammates noted that their sports and conditioning coach was a casualty of recent layoffs and will not return this fall, to their dismay. But otherwise, they said, they have noticed few changes and are happy at the school.

Greene, a junior, was valedictorian of her upstate New York high school and received a full merit scholarship to attend Castleton. She still expects to accrue $20,000 in debt for living expenses as an undergrad but notes she has friends who will incur triple that amount.

She plans to pursue a doctorate in pharmacology.

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Like Greene, many other students fear high debt caused by rising tuition, and it factors into their college choices.

Vermont schools are offering creative alternatives to lengthy and expensive programs, providing more aid, and looking for new ways to appeal to budget-minded students.

The private military academy Norwich University in Northfield is offering to reduce tuition by up to $4,000 a year — if a student agrees to pay that back from future income. The income share agreement program is an alternative to traditional loans and is intended to retain students who may have exhausted other sources of financing. This year, about 10 students have signed up for the program at the school, where the full cost of attendance is $57,514.

St. Joe’s, too, is trying to appeal to the cost-conscious. It slashed tuition from $23,000 to $17,500 for this school year. Every returning student will receive a free Chromebook and a “deposit match,” meaning that if a student puts down a $500 deposit, the school discounts costs by that much.

St. Joe’s is also advertising a “degree in three” accelerated bachelor’s program that shaves a year off the curriculum, as well as a new varsity e-sports team — jumping into the college craze of video gaming competitions.

Castleton has ramped up its dual enrollment program, which allows high school seniors to complete their final year at the school, either commuting from home or living on campus. Tuition is free, and this fall roughly 40 teens are enrolled — a record.

Sierra Boutin joined the program last year at age 17, after her junior year at Milton High School. She got a head start on college and enjoyed the more rigorous curriculum. “It was definitely the right thing to do for me,” said Boutin, and attending for free was “an added bonus.” This year she’s back at Castleton as a sophomore.

The school is also pushing efforts to counter a recently enacted free tuition program across the border at State University of New York schools. Any out-ofstate student who lives in a county that abuts Vermont can now attend Castleton at in-state rates.

And although President Donald Trump’s immigration policies don’t help, Castleton, like many schools, is trying to recruit more international students. Chidinma Ezugwu was valedictorian of her high school back in Nigeria and is now a senior majoring in math at the Vermont school. “I feel the United States has one of the best education systems.

I’ve always wanted to come here,” Ezugwu said.

“I just wanted to study abroad and get another perspective.”

Many U.S. students, meantime, are looking to abbreviate their campus experience.

Vermont Law School is pitching incoming students the opportunity to complete a full year of its three-year law degree online to help them save on living expenses.

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Community College of Vermont is financially, McHenry said, but “you experimenting with giving prospective are forced to do it because you need to students credit for their work experi- maintain your ranking.’’ ence, shortening the time and decreasThe discounting contributed to budget ing the money needed for a bachelor’s deficits, said McHenry, who started as degree. president earlier this year. He said the Career-oriented Cham-plain College, school’s outlook is now much stronger while relatively stable, trotted out a in the wake of cost-cutting and that fall new half-price tuition rate for its online enrollment appeared to be strong, with programs last fall. Northern Vermont around 195 new students. But he said the University has advertised final number wasn’t known. “same-day admission” deci“We’ll wait and see … before sions. If students visit with we open any Champagne,’’ completed applications, McHenry said. they can get an answer that He’s not the only colday on whether they qualify lege president putting a to enroll. positive spin on a tough Some schools try to situation. boost enrollment with genMarlboro College erous tuition aid packages. president Kevin Quigley But that math is tricky. “Net was still smarting from a tuition goes down,” said Boston Globe story earlier David Provost, Middlebury this month about higher ART WOOLF College’s executive vice education in New England president for finance and when he spoke to Seven administration. “That beDays. The story reported comes the spiral that they get into, trying a gloomy outlook for small private colto buy a class.” Sometimes the strategy leges from the ratings company Moody’s winds up increasing the college’s debt but and used the word “struggling” in the not enrollment. headline.

A few colleges, including Vermont “That’s not a word that I accept for Law School, are trying to improve their Marlboro, for a variety of reasons,” he standing in influential U.S. News & World said. “I don’t agree with it.”

Report rankings by offering deeper tuition Quigley acknowledged operating discounts to the best and brightest in the deficits and drops in enrollment, which, applicant pool. The strategy is intended at an already small school, can translate to improve the appearance of selectivity to proportionally large revenue loss. But — and the college’s brand. the college has a $37 million endowment The law school dramatically in- and relatively low debt — positioning it creased aid after enrollment slipped, and more securely than some of its peers, he last year the discount was 47 percent, suggested. according to Thomas McHenry, presiHe insisted the college will recover dent and dean. Some of the aid flowed to from the strong “headwinds” that all students with high LSAT scores. These schools are facing. were often not the neediest students

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last year and will be subject to the same compensation budget trimming under way on the main campus back in A seeming world apart, Middlebury Vermont. But Provost says Middlebury College occupies a unique position. has no plans to shed the program. It Its endowment topped $1 billion in gives the school a valuable foothold on 2016, making it the largest in Vermont. the West Coast, which some of its comIn 2018, the highly selective private peting colleges on the East Coast don’t school tied for sixth-best national have, he said.

The school’s renowned summer liberal arts college in the U.S. News & World Report rankings. And while its language program is making money, and the college will hang on to that, as outlook remains strong, even a well, according to Provost. very wealthy college, with CO A former adminismany students from U trator at Champlain families that can College and an pay the full sticker alumnus of St. price of roughly Mike’s, Provost $70,000 a year, has long obhas to balance served the higher its budget. ed scene in the In June, state. He wasn’t Middlebury ansurprised when nounced that after tiny Burlington posting operating College folded after deficits for several taking the big risk to years, it would cut its purchase the sprawling salary budget by 10 percent Vermont Roman Catholic through buyouts, retireDiocese property and then ment incentives and other attempting to dramatimeasures. Enrollment is cally grow enrollment. steady, and the budget In coming years, problems are not the result schools may be inclined to of declining demand, acteam up, Provost said: “I cording to executive veep think you’ll see more conProvost. But the college versations around mergers must live within its means, K A R EN rather than institutions he said.

SCOLFORO, taking big gambles or just “Basically, in a period P R ES I D EN T O F C A S T L ET O N institutions closing.” of time from 2012 to 2016, U N I V ER S I T Y Merging can be a good the college’s operating exoption, he said. Provost penses were going up bepointed to the defunct tween 5 and 6 percent and operating revenues were only going up Woodbury College in Montpelier, which merged with Champlain College in between 1 and 2,” Provost said.

Trustees ordered president Laurie 2008. The Woodbury campus became Patton to balance the budget, according part of the Community College of to Provost. To do that, Middlebury has Vermont system, while Woodbury’s 150 taken steps large and small. It intro- students were given the option to transduced a new swipe card system in the fer to Champlain, which absorbed some dining halls, which previously had been of its programs.

“Quite frankly, that’s a good outnotorious for freebie eating, according to Provost. “There was no screening come,” Provost said. “The closing system and, in fact, the folklore is that institution has a soft landing, and athletic teams from other institutions what’s good about it can be absorbed knew you could stop and get a free and kept going by a larger, more viable lunch at Middlebury. It was known as institution.”

Over the years, Vermont Law ‘riding the panther,’” he said, referring School and UVM leaders have disto the school’s mascot.

Provost is also determined to bal- cussed merging. Sometimes the law ance the budgets of some money-losing school has been the eager suitor, and programs, including the Middlebury other times UVM has, according to law Institute of International Studies at school president and dean McHenry.

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If other colleges fold, might UVM benefit?

UVM purchased the adjacent campus of Trinity College in Burlington after that school closed in 2000, for example. Rosowsky declined to speculate on how other possible closures might affect UVM. “We would hate to see any college or university in the state of Vermont end up in that kind of situation,” he said.

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UVM itself is not immune from the demographic challenges facing the state’s other schools, but it has repositioned itself with a stronger emphasis on science, technology, engineering and math. Graduate programs launched this year include a doctorate in physics and a master’s in biomedical engineering. A new $200 million STEM center looms on central campus. The university has adopted a take-no-prisoners style of budgeting that starves departments that aren’t bringing in the students.

“I think we’ve had to make some difficult decisions,” said UVM provost David Rosowsky. “The result has been a

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respect; most others age students out, usually at 21.

This provision gives refugees and immigrants the opportunity to earn a high school diploma and the better employment prospects that come with it, either because they’ve had to interrupt their formal education or because they have qualifications that aren’t recognized in the U.S. In the Winooski School District, adult students tend to be New Americans who are also English language learners, said

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hen Usamah Abdulkhaleq, 28, stood onstage wearing his graduation gown and a gold honor cord to receive his diploma at Winooski High School in June, his eyes were only on his mother.

“For four years, I suffered,” he recalled. “I was so proud that I made her happy.”

When he was 16, Abdulkhaleq and his family fled their native Iraq to seek refuge in Syria. They lived in Damascus for about seven years before war broke

Some of his adult Iraqi classmates dropped out of school after the first year, but Abdulkhaleq persevered. He singled out ELL teacher Bill Clark for his constant support and motivation.

“I hope all teachers do that with students like me,” Abdulkhaleq said, “because if we feel like people don’t accept us or appreciate us being there, we’re not going to make it.”

In his junior and senior years, the Iraqi native also took early college classes at Community College of Vermont, where Zeynab Kouyate and her daughter, Sara

members of society often revolve around workforce readiness and menial labor, noted Emily Suh. An assistant professor at Texas State University, she researches adult immigrant education and culturally and linguistically diverse students’ transitions into higher education.

While some immigrants may attend school in the U.S. so that they can help their children with their homework, she said, others pursue higher education to seek a profession similar to what they did in their native country, or to realize a dream.

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out there. The family returned to Iraq and was resettled in Vermont in 2014.

During his turbulent years in Iraq and Syria, Abdulkhaleq had to forgo schooling to work and support his family. “I wasted almost 10 years,” he said ruefully.

In September 2014, Abdulkhaleq enrolled at Winooski High School. Not only did he have to juggle school and his full-time job at a gas station, but he also had to deal with skepticism from his community. “‘There’s a lot of people before you [who] tried. They did it just for one year, and they dropped out,’” said Abdulkhaleq, recounting what others told him. But he was determined to earn a high school diploma in four years.

According to Vermont’s state statute, any resident who hasn’t earned a high school diploma has the right to attend a high school. The state is unusual in that

Kirsten Kollgaard, director of English language learning and curriculum. Some students moved from Maine and Ohio after learning they could access high school education in Vermont, she noted.

While there are other ways to take ELL classes or earn a diploma, many adults want to have the immersive experience of being full-time students, Kollgaard said: “They know they’re going to learn English quicker if they’re surrounded by it all day than if they’re taking a three-hour class.”

Abdulkhaleq said he sometimes felt awkward with classmates who were his juniors by about a decade. Some mistook him for a teacher or an interpreter. In his particularly challenging freshman year, when he spoke little English, he did his homework whenever he had free time during his evening shift at the gas station.

he made friends with students closer to his age. When he graduated in June, he received the Bill Everts Memorial Scholarship, given to a senior who is the first in their family to go to college.

He plans to continue working as a taxi driver and earn an associate’s degree at CCV before transferring to a four-year university.

Adult students tend to have motivation, clear goals and a mature attitude, said Marina Brzostoski, who’s been teaching English language learners at the Center for Technology Essex since 2010. She’s seen an increase in the number of adult English language learners who want to learn a trade and earn a high school diploma at the same time.

“They team up and help each other,” she noted. “They’re my best students.”

Discussions about how to ensure that adult immigrants become productive

One such student is Hadija Uwizeye, a mother of five, who aspires to be a registered nurse. Uwizeye, 31, said it was difficult for her to attend school as a refugee in Tanzania. Frustrated at the lack of progress she was making in her community English class, the Congolese native decided to enroll at Winooski High School last year.

Like Abdulkhaleq, she has faced skepticism from some members of her community. “They’re talking too much, but I don’t care,” said Uwizeye. “I’m excited to do this.”

Her favorite place in school is the library, because it’s quiet. At home, her children sometimes help her with homework.

Her grit has borne fruit. She no longer needs an interpreter to help make medical appointments, and she found, applied for and obtained a full-time

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full-time job at Koffee Kup, and in that obstacle she’s not alone.

According to Kollgaard, over the past five years, the number of adult English language learners in her district has ranged between 20 and 40. Some, like Abdulkhaleq, go on to graduate. Others switch to programs offered by adult education and literacy organizations that offer more flexible schedules; still others drop out.

The demands of a full-time job often factor into that decision. The students who can balance school and work are those who have a lot of support and help from their families, noted Brzostoski.

For adults who can’t manage high school full-time, Vermont Adult Learning offers a different path to the same goal.

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of whom were adult English language learners, said program coordinator Alyssa Chen.

One of them was Zeynab Kouyate, a Guinea native who moved to New York City in 2011. She relocated to Vermont four years later after learning about the state’s education and employment opportunities. Her three-year degree from Guinea is in French, making it difficult for her to find a high-paying job in the U.S., she said.

Kouyate attended English classes at Sara Holbrook Community Center in Burlington’s Old North End for about a year. The single mother remembers waking up at 5:30 a.m. so she could catch the bus, take her daughter to a daycare center in the South End and make it back in time for class at 9 a.m.

After she attained a ninth-grade proficiency level in math, reading and writing, Kouyate enrolled in the High School Completion Program, which she finished in about two years. There were times when she felt so overwhelmed with school, work and family that she cried, Kouyate said. But she rallied by reminding herself she had come to the U.S. for a better life.

“I don’t want to live with minimum wage,” said Kouyate. “No, that’s not my plan.”

Like Uwizeye, Kouyate hopes to become a registered nurse. Because she’s now a high school graduate, she’s been able to find a better-paying job as a community support worker at Howard Center. She plans to attend CCV for a year before transferring to either Vermont Technical College or the University of Vermont.

After his graduation ceremony, Abdulkhaleq received text messages from his friends who had dropped out of high school. “They said, ‘We were wrong. We wish we [had] kept going, stayed in school with you,’” he recalled.

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position at Koffee Kup Bakery on her own. “If you go to school, you’re different from other people who didn’t go to school,” said Uwizeye. “I want to make my life [easy].”

Since she started high school, at least two women in her community have asked her about her experience. “I tell them it’s better to go back to school,” said Uwizeye.

But this school year may prove challenging for Uwizeye because of her

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eep in a forest, a young boy uncovers a shiny, jagged hunk of obsidian. A newborn fawn watches curiously as the boy stuffs it into his backpack. The fawn asks him why he’s collecting such a sharp, heavy stone. The boy explains that gathering and carrying obsidian is a tradition among his people and quickly takes his leave.

So begins Eric Garza’s tale. The Burlington resident is a lecturer at the University of Vermont Rubenstein School of Environment and Natural Resources, a consultant, and a podcaster. Last spring, Garza, 42, participated in the pilot edition of Parallel Narratives,

a six-week course at the South End herb shop and healing center Railyard Apothecary.

The brainchild of Burlington performing artist and teacher Trish Denton, 37, Parallel Narratives merges traditions of folk storytelling and ensemble theater work with playful exercises in personal introspection.

The objective is for participants to develop and share a fantastical version of their life story — that is, their own parallel narrative.

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real. At age 21, Garza attempted suicide and had a lifechanging near-death experience. In his parallel narrative, the young boy collecting obsidian becomes brittle and deformed as he grows older, eventually shattering like glass under the weight of his burden — a metaphor for Garza’s suicide attempt.

“There are rough patches,” Garza said, “and sometimes those rough patches are hard to talk about.”

“It’s good to have a metaphor in which to encapsulate something that is traumatic or dark,” said Denton.

While some stories may take such grim turns, Parallel Narratives is not necessarily about probing one’s most trying times. “The challenge isn’t to bare yourself before us,” Denton said.

Billed on Railyard’s website as “self-direction through storytelling,” the series offers a hybrid mode of understanding and sharing experience through oral narrative, with Denton as creative facilitator. As she put it, “I know quite a bit about how to be a symbolreading, folktale-telling, surreal creative being — want to try that on for a minute?”

Six participants joined Denton for last spring’s inaugural session, which was co-led by Burlington therapist Pamela Formica for this session only. Five others to date have worked with Denton privately.

The process begins with telling — not writing — a condensed version of one’s life story. Participants are also asked to recall and share several stories that have been meaningful to them in some way. “It could be a fairy tale, or it could be a biographical bit about Teddy Roosevelt that stayed with you,” Denton suggested.

Using notes from early sessions, Denton then takes to her books and the internet to compile an in-depth, customized packet of resources for each person. She estimated that each packet takes her about five hours to compile. She divides her findings into six sections: themes gleaned from the participant’s shared narratives; helpers or guardians; talismans (significant symbolic objects); turning points; puzzle solving; and overall motifs.

Reviewing Denton’s research, participants are then invited to consider what does or doesn’t resonate with them and which elements, if any, they might like to integrate into their parallel narrative. Denton described this as a mashup process, an intuitive mixing of personal history with myth and metaphor, both preexisting and invented.

“I took all these scattered things and then mashed them with this rough outline,” said Leslie Ruster, 33, a Montpelier herbalist and live-storytelling aficionado who worked with Denton as a private client earlier this year. Some key components of Ruster’s final narrative are the mythical Irish selkies — reflecting her

Chong’s approach of combining oral history and ethnographic interviewing techniques with creative performance had a major impact on Denton. Those influences bore fruit in 2013, when she directed a production of “Birth” at Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center. Written by Karen Brody, the performance is based on interviews with more than 100 American women about contemporary birthing experiences. “‘Birth’ opened my world,” Denton remembered. “[I thought,] Yes, this is the type of work that I want to be doing.”

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In 2014, Denton enrolled as a master’s student in pedagogy and performance studies at Dartmouth College. There she worked with Eric Miller, a folklore scholar and director of the World Storytelling Institute in Chennai, India.

“I love the folkloric imagination,” Denton said. “It’s just accepted that the world is full of endless possibilities.” Parallel Narratives, she added, blends her studies with Miller, her expertise in ensemble theater and her own artistic inclinations.

This summer, Denton had her second encounter with mentor Chong, studying at the Ping Chong + Company Summer Institute seven years after their initial meeting.

The New York intensive, Denton said, “really kicked my ass — I cried every single day that I did it.”

She described long days of workshopping in which students put themselves through the processes they were learning from Chong: how to ethically conduct interviews on deeply personal topics and to translate that material into a creative public production that is both compelling and sensitive.

Denton’s approach in Parallel Narratives is “far more gentle than Ping Chong,” she said, and her overall emphasis is not on crafting a polished final product.

She described the culminating storytelling event as “sharing” rather than a “performance.”

“Using the same tools [as Ping Chong] to psychologically prepare people for sharing a creative work that’s so personal to them and that’s not divorced from their real life,” Denton said, “that’s a process that I [will] be translating for Parallel Narratives.”

With so much emotional content in the balance, observers might call the process therapeutic, but Denton emphasizes the difference between her work and “standard” forms of talk therapy.

“Parallel Narratives is not therapy,” she said. “Yes, healing occurs when you take time to focus on yourself. We don’t have that luxury a lot of the time. Using your own life story is a bold move, so it’s going to shake things up.”

To some, including Garza, Parallel Narratives appeals in part because it doesn’t happen in a clinical setting. Garza has never had a constructive experience with traditional Western therapy, he said, citing his distaste for the hierarchical relationship between therapist and client.

“When you turn therapy into a commodity, it ratchets down what is possible,” Garza observed. For him, Parallel Narratives is all about possibility. “The process invited me to look a lot more deeply [at myself ] than I have ever done before, even with close friends,” he said.

Ruster professed similar sentiments. “Sometimes facts are a poor avenue for truth telling, and myth can be a wild way of telling the truth,” she said. “Making and listening to stories feels like a vital form of medicine. It’s a practice of coming into coherency and telling my own story rather than letting the morass of our dominant culture tell my story for me.”

“I’m continually grateful and surprised at how hungry people are for this work,” Denton said. In alchemizing her own blend of disciplines, she seems to have struck a chord with some.

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Irish ancestry — and the ax, a tool for which she feels a special affinity.

“It was super fun, and also sad — just a really profound process for me,” Ruster said.

Denton complements this shaping and honing of the participants’ stories with a program of “wordsmithing, analysis, imagination and metaphor exercises,” she explained, drawn from her substantial repertoire of theater and storytelling experience. The idea, she said, is to get participants “comfortable with candidness and collaboration and their own brand of creativity.”

The work culminates in a private group event where all participants tell the new versions of their life stories, this time inflected with a hearty dose of metaphor and magic realism. It’s crucial, Denton said, that the stories not be written down or rehearsed; following oral tradition is key.

“There’s something about caring enough about a story to remember the general flow,” Garza commented.

“It’s powerful,” Denton said. “Not everyone is used to talking about themselves and being listened to about their lives, [not] for even 10 minutes.”

Meghan Dewald, a Burlington resident and former artistic collaborator of Denton’s who was recently divorced, said Parallel Narratives gave her a welcome outlet for processing emotions she had pushed aside in favor of practicalities. She also found strength in the oral format. “The delivery method of presenting a story, in the moment, to a group of people who are paying attention to you felt like a supportive ritual that our society doesn’t have a place for anymore,” said Dewald. “Sort of like a rite of passage, almost.”

Denton’s path toward her uniquely intense work began early in life. “My family is a family of storytellers,” she noted, recalling that her elementary teachers would make notes on her report card about “my creativity or my talking — every year, every section.”

In 2008, Denton graduated from Goddard College with a bachelor’s in cultural studies. She was a cohost of Burlington’s bawdy Spielpalast Cabaret from 2009 to 2011, and in 2012 debuted her first full-length production, Orkestriska’s Box, at the Black Box Theatre at Burlington’s Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center.

In 2011, at Goddard, Denton encountered New York-based theater artist Ping Chong, celebrated for his groundbreaking work in activism-oriented documentary theater — most recently the New York Timeslauded “Undesirable Elements.”

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he setting for a love story usually takes viewers somewhere special, preferably with a hint of what-the-hell possibility. In playwright Nick Payne’s Constellations, the setting is the universe — specifically, multiple universes that explode our lowly human sense of time.

As it turns out, you can learn a lot about love by seeing two characters connect in a few dozen of their particular infinite possibilities. Open Door Theater’s production is made powerful by understatement, and actors Maren Langdon Spillane and Dominic Spillane fill a cerebral construction with vivid emotion.

Director Joanne Greenberg keeps both romance and characters grounded in naturalism, even as the architecture of the play surrounds them with the abstraction of time. The effect is to banish cynicism by emphasizing a ruthless simplicity, digging down to the emotional core of each moment by making it both singular and part of a continuum.

Repeating aspects of pivotal moments with slight variations, Payne strips the story down to the bone and embellishes it with multiple gradations in event or tone. The elements that make up a romance — awkwardness, exhilaration, betrayal, uncertainty, trust, fear — emerge through repetition. The story comes down to the tender persistence of love.

Marianne and Roland meet at a barbecue. They take the first step toward flirting, but Roland courteously lets her know he’s already in a relationship. The scene replays several times with changes.

Roland is suffering from a breakup; he’s already married; they don’t click; they do, but... And again and again until that little bit of traction allows them to take the next step.

Payne duplicates just enough small details to turn the focus on the variations, and the actors enrich them by letting each version shine brightly before another equals it in brilliance.

Constellations requires masterful acting, and Langdon Spillane and Spillane excel at making instant changes in character and attitude. It’s dazzling to watch Roland vary in self-confidence or Marianne deploy or suppress a touch of sarcasm. Yet both characters retain an

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essential core that the variations never contradict.

As scenes are usually defined, the play contains only six, maybe seven.

But in their multiplicity, they cover all the ground that makes up a romance.

The vignettes end with a little pop of a sound effect, restarting at random points. As in music, the play is theme and variations.

Roland is a beekeeper, Marianne a cosmologist. She is deeply engaged in her work and can turn the conundrum of reconciling quantum mechanics with relativity into a comprehensible, poetic problem. As Roland gamely tries to keep up, Marianne gives him the essence of string theory. “In the quantum multiverse,” she says, “every choice, every decision you’ve ever and never made, exists in an unimaginably vast ensemble of parallel universes.”

And that’s where the playwright metaphorically takes them. If the

construction sounds intellectual, it’s actually a method for accessing an emotional realm. The variations can draw the audience to notice what changes and what stays the same, superimposing a memory of prior versions on each new telling. Viewers are invited to make active interpretations of fluid events, but the story is less a puzzle than a meditation.

It’s a gripping form of attention for both audience and performers. The play invites viewers to consider fate and time personally, not intellectually. And as the story deepens when Marianne and Roland face a tragedy, that outcome can be seen as one of many. Ultimately, viewers can turn attention inward, pouring their own romantic experiences into the bottomless vessel Payne has constructed.

The play moves to Noble Hall at Vermont College of Fine Arts in September. In last Thursday’s show at the Phantom Theater in Waitsfield, the staging played out before a back curtain hung with vertical strings of blue lights, an expression of the story’s infinite patterns, evoking a universe of stars. The uncluttered staging needed no more than some black cylinders and rectangles to serve as furniture.

This play shimmers with the concentration of two actors working together to keep each moment fresh and new.

Though the movement is naturalistic, the focus is so keen that no gesture is

superfluous, and the effect is comparable to dance. Given the simple story elements, the formality of repetition gives the play the structure of a ballet’s grand pas de deux.

Langdon Spillane and Spillane are married in real life, and their ease with each other makes a solid foundation for performances that show both the joy and pain of love. They perform as if unobserved, freeing the characters to suffer their private humiliations and make their bravest declarations.

Greenberg and the actors avoid sentimentality or histrionics. This pair of actors never overheats, and in that sense the show stays so subtle that only the text supplies the punch of an ending.

The performances are intimate, powerful and direct.

As Roland, Spillane smiles with the adorable, second-guessed urgency of a man falling in love. He shows Roland physically tugged by his feelings into inward, head-down curls or outward stretches toward Marianne.

Spillane etches the character’s feelings with hesitations that frame his gestures and words, as if he’s constantly searching.

Langdon Spillane is a lithe and thoughtful presence who floats with joy on a tide of words. She plays Marianne’s intelligence without apology; the character doesn’t shrink herself to Roland’s level or harbor any contempt for his comparatively mundane mind. She plays the role with quiet fire and a reserve of wit that never suffocates feeling with irony.

At the very beginning of a romance, the possibilities seem endless. So little is known; so much is still to be. What will happen next is a question as powerful as love itself. Constellations isn’t about endless outcomes or about characters trying over and over until they get it right. It’s about what endures in every variation: love itself. m Contact: alex@sevendaysvt.com

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dozen cooking class participants were about to dive into their assigned recipes at Richmond Community Kitchen on August 23. As everyone gathered ingredients and picked up knives, the guest instructor — chef Cara Chigazola Tobin, co-owner of Honey Road restaurant in Burlington — circulated among the worktables, checking in and making suggestions.

“Use the large holes on the grater for the zucchini,” she recommended to the pair working on zucchini-andfeta-cheese fritters, “and make sure you squeeze it really well to get out as much water as you can.”

Along with fritters, the menu of Middle Eastern-style shared dishes called “Vermont mezze” included yogurt dips made with green herbs and hot peppers; a salad featuring toasted pita bread, cantaloupe and fennel; tomatoand pepper-topped flatbreads; roasted stuffed eggplant; and milk pudding with peaches and mint.

A man and woman peered in through the glass door at all the bustle, and Richmond Community Kitchen executive chef and cofounder Amy Gifford headed over to let them know the business was closed to the public at that time. But after a brief exchange, Gifford led the woman into the space toward a wall lined with freezers, where she selected two of the foil-wrapped meals cooked on-site from primarily local ingredients. Gifford’s business partner, Susan Whitman, rang up the sale.

“It happens pretty much every day,” Gifford said later. “People think we’re a restaurant or want to come in and get coffee.”

Passersby could be forgiven for such a mistake, partly because the former feed store building on Richmond’s busy Bridge Street housed restaurants for more than two decades — most recently Sonoma Station — before Gifford and Whitman took it over a year ago. The high-top

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When the two friends, both Richmond residents, first discussed starting an enterprise together, they briefly flirted with the idea of opening a restaurant LISTEN IN ON LOCAL FOODIES...

down the street in the space now occupied by Hatchet Tap & Table.

Whitman, 42, is a certified integrative health coach and licensed physician’s assistant; Gifford, 45, worked for 15 years connecting Vermont schools with the local food system. After a year of discussion and two years of testing the locally

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sourced, prepared-meals concept out of Gifford’s house, the business partners are clear about what they are and are not.

“We know how food nourishes more than the body, and we spent a lot of time thinking about how to connect food and health, the two worlds we’re coming from,” Gifford said in an interview a few

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First-time restaurateurs RAM KADARIYA and SANTA SUBBA opened FRIEND’S NEPALI RESTAURANT at 212 Main Street in Winooski in mid-August.

The restaurant occupies the space where Pho’ Man once stood.

Kadariya, 35, was previously a cook at CENTRAL MARKET TASTE OF ASIA in Burlington. His interest in creating new dishes inspired

him to open his own restaurant, he said.

Friend’s offers a full menu of traditional dishes, primarily of Indian and Nepali origins, including chicken tikka masala, chicken tandoori, lamb kebabs, saag paneer, vegetable korma and vegetable stir-fry. There are also soups, noodle dishes, several naan and paratha choices, and house specials such as crispy spinach chicken, pork or chicken chili, and spare ribs.

Originally from Bhutan, Kadariya and Subba have lived in Vermont for three years. The restaurant is open every day but Tuesday from 9 a.m. to 10 p.m.

On August 21, MALLETTS BAY DINER & BAKERY announced on Facebook “with tears of heartbreak” that its last day of business will be September 2. The diner, which started as Pearl Street Diner in Burlington, moved to Colchester in June 2017.

“We thought we would be here for a long, long time, but in the end, we couldn’t survive the forced move from Burlington,” the Facebook post says.

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Nearly five years after IAN and KARA BOUCHETT opened their juice and smoothie bar in Burlington, the Shelburne couple is poised to launch a second location.

JUICEBOX is expected to open at 282 Berlin Mall Road by the end of September, according to Ian Bouchett. The eatery will adjoin Planet Fitness — an excellent fit for a business that specializes in vegetable- and fruit-based offerings, said Bouchett, 27.

“My wife is a raw nutritionist,” he went on. “And we both practiced sports nutrition. Everything on the menu is designed with the cleanest food in mind.”

The central Vermont menu will be similar to the one at 194 College Street in Burlington, where Juicebox moved in spring 2016 after the couple started their business a few blocks east at 126 College Street.

That menu features 10 juice options, smoothies and açai bowls. Customers can custom order their own drinks and bowls, Bouchett said. A top juice seller on the

menu is the Champion, made with kale, celery, cucumber, apple, lemon and ginger.

“We’ll probably have a couple of new options in Berlin,” Bouchett said. “A few new items that are specific to gym nutrition.”

The Bouchetts have been looking for a second location for some time, he added. As former owners of a fitness business, Cyclepath Indoor Cycling, they were drawn to a site adjacent to a gym.

“The clientele is similar to what we’ve had,” Bouchett said. “It aligned us for a great partnership.”

The Juicebox in Berlin will be open daily from 7 a.m. to 7 p.m.

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Mr. Shawarma, which opened last December in Essex Junction, closed on Sunday, according to co-owner AHMED ABDULKHALIQ. The restaurant served shawarmas — sandwiches filled with meat cooked on a rôtisserie — and other Middle Eastern fare. There were several reasons behind the decision to close, according to Abdulkhaliq, who opted not to elaborate.

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Juice for the People, a juice bar that operated in CITY MARKET, ONION RIVER CO-OP’s South End location, closed last Friday. MIKE WINTERS, co-owner and operator of the business, told Seven Days it was time to move on. “I’m feeling the itch,” Winters said. “I’m done. I’m going on year seven, and it’s time for the next chapter in life.” That next chapter may look quite different: Winters intends to run for mayor of Burlington in 2021.

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days before the cooking class. “What set of services could we provide that would help people realize their very best relationship with food?”

Gifford loves to cook and figure out creative ways to use local ingredients. Whitman admits that, like many people, she finds feeding her family a bit of “drudgery,” even though she fully understands the importance of good, wholesome meals. “I think I started this business with Amy so she would cook for me,” Whitman joked.

“When I think about food and wellness, the easy thing to do is the unhealthy thing,” Whitman continued, listing examples like grabbing fast food, or driving to work and school rather than walking or cycling.

“People in our community want to support local and they want to feed themselves well, but they’ll buy a CSA share and then it rots in the fridge,” Gifford elaborated. “Our goal with the prepared foods is to offer healthy meals made with ingredients sourced locally and with integrity, so people can still support local farms.”

In her brief introduction to the August 23 cooking class, Gifford explained to students that everything she and Whitman do comes back to food’s integral role in overall health while also supporting local farms and food producers: “Our mission is to make it easier for everyone to eat well.”

In addition to keeping the freezers (and one fridge) stocked with a range of items from $6 vegetarian breakfast burritos to a family-size $25 beefand-kale lasagna, the pair is building a schedule of cooking classes, health coaching groups, and other food- and health-related events. The women also host private parties and rent out the kitchen to local food entrepreneurs.

“We are working on all sorts of opportunities [toward our goal] — everything other than being a restaurant,” Gifford clarified.

The frozen meals are cooked from scratch using 100 percent Vermontproduced proteins, including beans, and about 75 percent local produce and other ingredients. “If we can’t source it, we don’t make it,” Gifford said.

The menu varies with the seasons, although Gifford and her one kitchen employee will preserve quite a bit this summer and fall. Some recipes, such as her chicken enchiladas, are

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nonnegotiable. “If we run out, it’s borderline mutiny,” she said with a smile.

Response to the prepared meals has far exceeded the women’s expectations and is the bulk of their business. The mix of classes is evolving in response to customer feedback and differs a bit from what they had originally anticipated.

“People are not as interested in ways to get dinner on the table,” Gifford said.

“They’re more interested in the international classes, the ones where someone in our community shares their grandmother’s authentic Thai drunken noodles or family recipes for pierogis, Ethiopian or Dominican food.”

Participants in Chigazola Tobin’s sold-out class had each paid $65 for the chance to learn from the James Beard Foundation-recognized chef, who earned a 2018 Northeast semifinalist Best Chef nod. Classes range in price, starting at $40, and more community-based events, such as an upcoming Go-To Weeknight Dinners recipe swap and potluck, are just $10.

Richmond Community Kitchen offers a sliding scale for classes and coaching, and a Feed It Forward program supports meal donations to the local food shelf.

This fall will bring some free events in partnership with the University of Vermont Medical Center and Hunger Free Vermont outreach programs.

Many in the Vermont mezze class had been drawn by their appreciation of Honey Road; a few were also devoted Richmond Community Kitchen fans looking to expand their cooking horizons.

They ranged in age from 23 to 64 and were mostly women, including several pairs of friends sipping BYOB wine as they cooked and chatted. A young couple were attending the class as an anniversary gift.

Mike Yaeger of Berlin was among the Honey Road groupies who had heard about the class via Facebook. “It’s all vegetarian, so that’s even better because I’m vegetarian,” he said. “I like to cook, but more, I like to eat.”

By way of introduction, Chigazola Tobin shared her enthusiasm for the height of local vegetable season. “I love eating a meal of vegetables,” she said, “even though I’m not vegetarian.” The chef also teaches at Boston University and noted the emphasis most culinary training programs put on meat.

“Vegetables are way more complicated than meat,” she said. “There are, like, a million different vegetables. Once you master those, then you can move on to meat.”

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the most delicious thing I had ever had, the best meal of my life,” she said. “And he was apologizing for it.” m Contact: pasanen@sevendaysvt.com

INFO Richmond Community Kitchen, 13 Jolina Court (facing Bridge Street) in Richmond, 434-3445. richmondcommunitykitchen.com

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This salad is adapted from chef Cara Chigazola Tobin of Honey Road restaurant. It can be made with all sorts of ingredients, but, explains Chigazola Tobin, the two “must-haves” are toasted pita bread (a great way to use up stale pita or even pita chips) and the citrusy, dried red powder from the fruits of certain varieties of sumac. The recipe can be made without the pomegranate molasses but really needs sumac. Both ingredients are sometimes available at natural foods and specialty markets and were in stock at press time at Healthy Living Market & Café in South Burlington.

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story about finding her professional passion in eastern Mediterranean food.

“The way they eat is always family style with lots of shared plates,” she said.

“You’re sitting together, eating together, looking at each other and engaging with everyone. You’re part of something. I love that feeling of sharing around the table.

That’s what I fell in love with.”

Richmond Community Kitchen was soon alive with the sounds of chopping, whisking and sizzling sauté pans. The scent of fresh green herbs, caramelized eggplant and a kick of hot pepper filled the air.

(Hungarian hot wax peppers are Chigazola Tobin’s favorites, she told the group.)

Students called the chef over to ask about unfamiliar ingredients or to check technique. She explained that labne was a form of strained yogurt — “so thick you can stand a spoon up in it” — and passed around a small bowl of sumac. The citrusy dried plant powder is integral to the flavor of many dishes of the region.

“You might want to add a little water to the pan,” Chigazola Tobin suggested to Amy Guidice of Shelburne, who was cooking down a mixture of onions and red bell peppers to spread over small flatbreads called lamejun.

Although a lot was going on to produce the colorful spread of seven dishes, Chigazola Tobin emphasized that they were all relatively simple, selected to showcase what was fresh and in season.

She hoped the students would be inspired to make them again to share with friends and family.

During her introduction, the chef had described lamejun she had eaten on a small island off the coast of Turkey, where her host had been embarrassed that it was all he had to serve guests.

The flatbreads were topped with lamb, Chigazola Tobin recalled, “then he put a dollop of fresh yogurt, a handful of parsley and a squeeze of lemon and rolled it up. It was so simple and so good. It was

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4 pita breads, torn into roughly 1-inch pieces 1 cup extra virgin olive oil, divided 1 small cantaloupe, seeded, peeled and diced 1 red onion, finely chopped 1 small head romaine lettuce, chopped 1 medium fennel bulb, thinly sliced 1 small bunch each dill, parsley and mint, leaves pulled and roughly chopped Juice of 1 lemon (about 3 tablespoons) 1 teaspoon honey 1 teaspoon sumac (see note above) 1 teaspoon coarse salt 1 tablespoon pomegranate molasses (optional, see note above) Freshly ground pepper to taste

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Heat oven to 350 degrees. In a large serving bowl, toss pita bread in 1/2 cup olive oil and lay in a single layer on one or more rimmed baking sheets. Bake in oven about 8-10 minutes until golden brown and crisp. Set aside to cool.

In the same large serving bowl, toss together the cantaloupe, onion, romaine, fennel and herbs.

In a small bowl, make the dressing: Whisk together the lemon juice, honey, sumac, salt and pomegranate molasses, if using. Add pepper to taste. Whisk in remaining 1/2 cup olive oil.

About 5-10 minutes before serving, add toasted pita bread and dressing to cantaloupe mixture and toss. Adjust seasoning to taste.

Serves about 6 as a side dish.

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here are no tables at Noren, a Japanese cantina in Montréal’s Plateau neighborhood. There are no reservations, there is no way to order takeout and, on this particular Friday evening in August, there was no manager or boss in the petite restaurant. Four workers shared the tasks of seating customers at countertops, taking orders, pouring drinks, making food, serving and washing dishes.

Yet, with the exception of the air conditioner that hadn’t quite kicked into gear, everything was running as intended — smoothly, even. All 12 seats were taken, and at 6 p.m., there was already a wait.

The restaurant’s specialty is takoyaki: a creamy fritter, known as a beignet in Québec, that’s traditionally filled with octopus. It’s the signature snack food of Osaka, Japan, and at Noren, it’s worth waiting for.

Noren, which opened in June 2016, is owned by Elyse Garand, 32, who grew up in Montréal and lived in Japan for seven years, and her husband, Hidenori Tsuda, 40, who comes from Kyoto, Japan.

On an extended vacation in Japan, the owners were unavailable for an interview for this story. They were also out of regular contact with their employees, whom they trusted to run the restaurant in their absence.

One of those employees is Sloane Lamarre, 32, who said that Noren’s workers and owners are “very, very close.”

Lamarre even met Tsuda’s family on a trip to Japan this summer. During a

previous visit to Noren, I’d seen workers taking turns tending a baby while eating their lunches; who the parents were wasn’t immediately clear because everyone pitched in.

The cantina’s setup and size keep its production side highly visible. Aside from a few at the window counters, most of the seats line a counter that makes a 90-degree angle around the work space, where the bar, prep area, kitchen and dishwashing sections seamlessly flow into one another.

only amplified by the restaurant’s twoweek closing just before my most recent visit.

To make sure we each had enough, our group Hiyashi mentai udon selected two orders of classic octopus takoyaki with traditional toppings and one of cheesefilled takoyaki, all at $8 per order.

CORAL-HUED BONITO FLAKES DANCED ON TOP OF THE TAKOYAKI, A CREAMY FRITTER.

Except for the portions, everything about Noren feels intentionally small.

There are only three plates on the menu: the aforementioned takoyaki; okonomiyaki, a sort of savory egg pancake; and a plate of the week. The first two come with an assortment of sauce and filling options, and rotating sides sometimes appear on the menu. We ordered nearly everything, an affordable feat for a group of four when most menu items range from $8 to $12 CAD. I have been haunted by Noren’s takoyaki since first trying it a few months ago. Splitting an order of six with a friend, I’d learned that a mere three would leave me yearning for more, no matter what else I ate. My longing for the fritters’ comforting creaminess was

Takoyaki’s flour- and egg-based batter typically includes dashi, green onions, small pieces of octopus and pickled red ginger. We watched the staff pour and turn the round fritters in well-oiled castiron pans on the small gas stove.

Fresh takoyaki is beautiful to regard.

Coral-hued bonito flakes danced on top of ours, the tissue-thin fish vivified by the heat radiating from the crispy treasures below. We heeded the server’s warning that the dish was steaming hot and waited until the dancing subsided before devouring the classicstyle takoyaki.

A perfectly crispy outside yielded to a creamy, umani-packed interior, where scraps of tempura complemented the firm octopus. The salty takoyaki sauce,

mayonnaise and bonito flakes were a flavor boon to the crisp outer layer.

The cheese takoyaki was also excellent, with white cheese melting into the creaminess of the beignet. We chose this one topped with spicy mayo, so it was salty, creamy, savory, crispy and spicy in one magical bite. Group dinners tend to increase my usual Midwestern politeness, but when a friend offered me the last takoyaki, I promptly took it without offering to split. Noren’s cheese takoyaki could rival poutine for the top spot in the pantheon of late-night food, if only the restaurant stayed open past 9 p.m.

I found Noren’s takoyaki more flavorful than those of nearby Ichigo Ichie and Ramen-Ya, which have similar but wider offerings. Perhaps Noren’s smaller scale and conscious sourcing help the food taste fresh. Lamarre said most of the restaurant’s meats, eggs and vegetables come from local organic suppliers, though some specialty items, such as octopus and yuzu juice, are imported from Japan.

food+drink sold out, so we finished the meal with a fruity drink, mii no umeshu ($10). Made by steeping plums in aged sake, the umeshu was orange hued and smelled of sweet almonds. Served over ice, it was sweet, slightly tart, savory, funky and exceptionally balanced. Greedily, we asked about buying a bottle to take home, but the employee said the umeshu was from a private importer, and we’d finished the restaurant’s last bottle until the next shipment in October.

Despite the lines, the bustle and the constant worker multitasking, Noren retains an atmosphere of function and ease. All parts of the space seem to be Okonomiyaki used with intention; the dry goods and workers’ personal belongings are stored above the kitchen ceiling in an area accessed by a ladder between the kitchen and bathroom. Just below the wall menu hangs a vintage TV hooked to a first-generation Nintendo on which Tsuda played as a child. It still works, and customers are welcome to play on it.

Noren is a restaurant that knows how to handle its popularity, one that neither succumbs to the potential stress of lines of hungry people nor cultivates an air of lofty indifference to the ever-present crowds. Lamarre said the restaurateurs have no plans to expand, change their model or augment their hours. Cheers to an uncompromising restaurant with satisfied workers, well-sourced ingredients and affordable, crave-worthy meals.

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The okonomiyaki ($10-11), described on the menu as an omelette, resembles a vegetable-laden savory pancake. Its main ingredient is thinly sliced green cabbage, held together with egg. We ordered one with shiitake mushrooms, which gave a meaty earthiness to the dish. The other okonomiyaki came with bits of pork and cheese. Each was drizzled with a slightly sweet soy sauce glaze, lots of mayo and more bonito flakes. Both were rich and filling, though the texture of the shiitake version was especially pleasing.

The plate of the week, hiyashi mentai udon ($13), consisted of thick udon noodles and a poached egg with a sauce of roasted sesame oil and tiny cod eggs.

Topped with dried seaweed, it was served cool, a refreshing option during the August heat wave. Curiously, our two orders tasted slightly different, one a bit spicier and more acidic, but both went well with a glass of organic mutemuka sake ($10). Served chilled, it was smooth with a subtle umami flavor.

Noren is conducive to cozy conversation with fellow diners. We marveled at a neighbor’s double-screened flip phone that expanded to eight inches long when opened. She’d bought the phone in Japan, she said, and lamented that it was no longer available. Later in the meal, a distressed mother exclaimed that her elementary school-age daughter had downed her parents’ sake, thinking it was water. The parents were relaxed enough to shake their heads laughingly with us and the staff, then got back to eating with their youngster, who appeared unfazed.

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Attendees treat themselves to sweet CBD delights. Nutty Steph’s Granola & Chocolate Factory, Middlesex, 5-6 p.m.

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GREENER DRINKS: Supporters of commonsense cannabis reform sip beverages and discuss the culture, industry and politics of the agricultural product. Zenbarn, Waterbury, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@ vtcannabisbrands.com.

WOMEN OF CANNABIS NETWORKING: Female leaders in Vermont’s growing cannabis community cultivate connections. Green Mountain Hemp Company, St. Albans, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, info@ headyvermont.com.

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FIBER RIOT!: Crafters get hooked on knitting, crocheting, spinning and more at an informal weekly gathering.

Mad River Fiber Arts & Mill, Waitsfield, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 496-7746.

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NOT BACK-TO-SCHOOL PICNIC: Homeschooling kids and parents bring lunches, swimsuits and sports equipment to kick off the academic year in style. Meet at the playground past the first shelter, Oakledge Park, Burlington, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 859-0049.

etc.

A COURSE IN MIRACLES STUDY GROUP: Participants engage in a study of spiritual

transformation. Unitarian Church of Montpelier, 7-8 p.m.

Free. Info, 279-1495.

GUIDED TOURS: A historic Gothic Revival house opens its doors for hourly excursions. Self-guided explorations of the gardens, exhibits and walking trails are also available. Justin Morrill Homestead, Strafford, 10 a.m.5 p.m. $6; free for kids 14 and under. Info, 765-4484.

PARENT COFFEE TIME: Moms and dads process the first day of school over cookies and java. Brownell Library, Essex Junction, 9-10 a.m. Free. Info, 878-6955.

ROUND-UP ON THE RIVER: Live music and mouthwatering morsels draw locals to this weekly shindig. 40 Bridge St., Waitsfield, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 496-9199.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: Giddyap! Visitors explore the working dairy farm via this time-tested method of equine transportation. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 11 a.m.-3 p.m. Regular admission, $4-16; free for members and kids under 3. Info, 457-2355.

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CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: Folks hit the midway for games, rides and fried food, of course. Farm animals, agricultural displays and grandstand concerts round out the fun. Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 10 a.m.-midnight. $5-12; $30 ride bracelet; additional fees for concerts and special events.

Info, 878-5545.

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See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

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‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: How and why did the pterosaur take to the sky? A captivating motion picture full of 3D filming technology and CGI explores this question.

Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10:30 a.m., 12:30, 2:30 & 4:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $13.50-16.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: Shot on location in South Africa, New Zealand, Mexico and California, this film seeks the truth behind the mythic and stigmatized underwater creature. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11:30 a.m., 1:30 & 3:30 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $13.50-16.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

‘MOANA’: Families fix their eyes on Disney’s animated adventure about a girl who answers the ocean’s call.

Highland Center for the Arts, Greensboro, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 533-2000.

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: Moviegoers get up close and personal with some of the dinosaur age’s most fearsome marine reptiles. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, noon, 2 & 4 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $13.50-16.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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At 10 years old, country crooner Billy Currington attended a Kenny Rogers concert with his mom. It was a life-changing experience for the young singer. “It was right there that night I remember thinking, Man, I’d love to be that guy. I’d love to be doing this,” said the Georgia native in a press release. Since releasing his self-titled debut album in 2003, Currington has lent his rich tenor voice to 11 No. 1 singles, including “Must Be Doin’ Somethin’ Right” and “People Are Crazy,” for which he earned a Grammy Award nomination. The pop-country powerhouse rocks the Champlain Valley Fair with special guests LOCASH.

BILLY CURRINGTON Sunday, September 2, 7 p.m., at the Coca-Cola Grandstand, Champlain Valley Exposition, in Essex Junction. $27-114 includes gate admission when purchased in advance.

Info, 863-5966, flynntix.org.

Blending Genres Be they fans of Celtic, classical, klezmer, jazz or Afro-Cuban sounds, music lovers are sure to fall under the spell of acoustic sextet Night Tree. Formed at Boston’s New England Conservatory in 2016, the young ensemble of six players from wideranging musical backgrounds deploys a unique combination of instruments: accordion, cello, saxophone, percussion and a pair of fiddles, plus the occasional viola and violin. Night Tree perform three concerts: at Feast & Field Market in Barnard, for the Ripton Community Coffee House concert series, and at the New World Festival in Randolph.

FEAST & FIELD MARKET Thursday, August 30, market, 4:30-7:30 p.m.; concert, 5:30-8 p.m., at Fable Farm in Barnard. Donations. Info, feastandfield@gmail.com, feastandfield.com.

NIGHT TREE Saturday, September 1, 7:30 p.m., at the Ripton Community House. $10-15; $3 for kids 12 and under; preregister for open mic. Info, 388-9782, rcch.org.

NEW WORLD FESTIVAL Sunday, September 2, noon-11 p.m., at various Randolph locations. $12-44; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 728-6464, newworldfestival.com.

FIND MORE LOCAL EVENTS IN THIS ISSUE AND ONLINE: art Find visual art exhibits and events in the art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section and at sevendayst.com/movies.

music Find club dates at local venues in the music section and at sevendaysvt.com/music.

All family-oriented events are now published in Kids VT, our free parenting monthly. Look for it on newsstands and check out the online calendar at kidsvt.com.

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AGE/SEX: 10-year-old spayed female ARRIVAL DATE: June 26, 2018 REASON HERE: Pixie was found abandoned.

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DOGS/CATS: Pixie has no known history with dogs. She lived

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SUMMARY: Pixie, a fluffy cat by birth, came to HSCC with quite

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BANDS/ MUSICIANS THE REVENANTS Now booking for 2019!

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BASS, GUITAR, DRUMS, VOICE LESSONS & MORE! Learn bass, guitar, drums, voice, flute, sax, trumpet, production and beyond with some of Vermont’s best players and independent instructors in beautiful, spacious lesson studios at the Burlington Music Dojo on Pine St. All levels and styles are welcome, including absolute beginners! Gift certificates available.

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GUITAR INSTRUCTION Berklee graduate w/ 30 years’ teaching experience offers lessons in guitar, music theory, music technology, ear training. Individualized, step-by-step approach.

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ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0587-10B 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On August 20, 2018, R.E.M. Development Company, LLC, filed application #4C058710B for the construction of a new 1,600-square foot storage building and construction of a ramp on the north side of Building “A” on Lot #7 of Whitcomb Park. The project is located 340 Avenue D in Williston, Vermont.

The District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 - Minor Applications.

A copy of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the office listed below.

The application and a draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (http://nrb.vermont. gov) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0587-10B”.

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before September 14, 2018, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by September 14, 2018.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 22nd day of August, 2018.

By: /s/ Rachel Lomonaco Rachel Lomonaco, District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 802-879-5658 rachel.lomonaco@ vermont.gov ACT 250 NOTICE MINOR APPLICATION #4C0658-13 10 V.S.A. §§ 6001 - 6093 On August 17, 2018, Dennis & Marjory Curran, 81 Maple Leaf Road, Underhill, VT 05489 filed application #4C0658-13 for a project generally described as subdivision of a 15.7 acre lot into two lots - Lot #1 will be 10.7 acres and will retain an existing house; Lot #2 will be 5.0 acres and is the proposed site of a new single-family home.

The Project is located at and adjacent to 81 Maple Leaf Road in Underhill, Vermont.

The District #4 Environmental Commission is reviewing this application under Act 250 Rule 51 — Minor Applications.

A copy of the application and proposed permit are available for review at the office listed below.

The application and a

draft permit may also be viewed on the Natural Resources Board’s web site (http://nrb.vermont. gov) by clicking on “Act 250 Database” and entering the project number “4C0658-13”.

No hearing will be held and a permit may be issued unless, on or before September 12, 2018, a person notifies the Commission of an issue or issues requiring the presentation of evidence at a hearing or the Commission sets the matter for hearing on its own motion. Any hearing request must be in writing to the address below, must state the criteria or subcriteria at issue, why a hearing is required and what additional evidence will be presented at the hearing. Any hearing request by an adjoining property owner or other interested person must include a petition for party status. Prior to submitting a request for a hearing, please contact the district coordinator at the telephone number listed below for more information. Prior to convening a hearing, the Commission must determine that substantive issues requiring a hearing have been raised.

Findings of Fact and Conclusions of Law will not be prepared unless the Commission holds a public hearing.

If you feel that any of the District Commission members listed on the attached Certificate of Service under “For Your Information” may have a conflict of interest, or if there is any other reason a member should be disqualified from sitting on this case, please contact the district coordinator as soon as possible, no later than prior to the response date listed above.

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Should a hearing be held on this project and you have a disability for which you are going to need accommodation, please notify us by September 12, 2018.

Parties entitled to participate are the Municipality, the Municipal Planning Commission, the Regional Planning Commission, affected state agencies, and adjoining property owners and other persons to the extent they have a particularized interest that may be affected by the proposed project under the 10 criteria. Non-party participants may also be allowed under 10 V.S.A. Section 6085(c)(5).

Dated at Essex Junction, Vermont this 21st day of August, 2018.

By: District #4 Coordinator 111 West Street Essex Junction, VT 05452 802/879-5662 stephanie.monaghan@ vermont.gov ADVERTISEMENT FOR BIDS CITY OF BURLINGTON PARKS, RECREATION & WATERFRONT 645 PINE STREET, SUITE B, BURLINGTON, VT 05401 Sealed BIDS are due by 5:00 p.m., Wednesday, September 12, 2018 at the office of Parks, Recreation & Waterfront, 645 Pine Street, Suite B, Burlington, Vermont 05401 for the construction of the Burlington Greenway Phase 2 Pause Places in the City of Burlington, VT. Qualifying bids will be reviewed

by BPRW. An optional pre-bid conference is scheduled for 9:00 a.m., Tuesday, September 4, 2018 to be held in the

large conference room at the City of Burlington Parks, Recreation & Waterfront, 645 Pine Street. The pre-bid conference could involve a site walk of both pause place locations. Each BID must be accompanied by a certified check payable to the OWNER in the amount of 5% of the bid price. A BID bond may be used in lieu of a certified check. A copy of the CONTRACT DOCUMENTS and PLANS may be examined after 8:30 a.m. on Monday, August 27, 2018 at the office of Burlington Parks, Recreation & Waterfront located at 645 Pine Street, Suite B. Electronic plans and contract documents may be obtained from VHB by contacting Michael Willard (contact information provided below). Hard copy contract documents will be made available for purchase at BluePrints Etc. Electronic (PDF) copies may be obtained at no cost from VHB. Prospective bidders must formally notify VHB, and will be included on the list of contractors taking out plans. This list shall be used to distribute addendums or other pertinent information as needed.

Notify VHB (Request for electronic PDF) Michael Willard 40 IDX Drive, Building 100, Suite 200 South Burlington, VT 05403 Email: mwillard@vhb. com Questions (via email only) Questions Due: September 7, 2018 @ 4:00 PM Jon Adams-Kollitz, Parks Project Coordinator Parks, Recreation & Waterfront

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SEVENDAYSVT.COM/CLASSIFIEDS 645 Pine Street, Suite B, Burlington, Vermont 05401 Email: jadamskollitz@ burlingtonvt.gov With subject line “Burlington Greenway Rehabilitation Phase 2 Pause Places Questions” A Performance Bond and a Payment Bond each in an amount equal to one hundred percent (100%) of the contract price will be required.

Irrevocable letters of Credit from an approved bank may be used in lieu of the Performance and Payment Bonds or cash in the amount equal to one hundred percent (100%) of the contract price at the approval of the City. A contract awarded under this Advertisement of Bids will be funded by the City of Burlington. This contract is subject to the Burlington Women and Construction Trades Ordinance and the Burlington Livable Wage Ordinance. The City of Burlington reserves the right to reject or waive any informalities in, or to reject any and all proposals, or to accept any proposal deemed in

the best interest of the City of Burlington.

BURLINGTON DEVELOPMENT REVIEW BOARD TUESDAY SEPTEMBER 18TH, 2018, 5:00 PM PUBLIC HEARING NOTICE The Burlington Development Review Board will hold a meeting on Tuesday September 18th, 2018 at 5:00pm in Contois Auditorium, City Hall.

1. 14-0747SD; 1891-1893 North Ave (RL, Ward 4N) Thomas P. Mitchell Request for Time Extension: Subdivide two lots into three lots, remove existing single-family house, and construct two duplexes and one single-family house.

2. 19-0117CA; 298 College St ( RH, Ward 8E) Greater Burlington YMCA Foundation Amend condition 3 of DRB approval ZP180834CA/MA to permit construction activity during the following hours: Monday-Friday 7 AM -5:30PM; Saturday 8AM-3:30 P; No construction activity on Sunday 3. 19-0119CU; 31 North

Prospect St (RL, Ward 1E) Kesha Ram Owner occupied duplex; change downstairs use from commercial medical to 3 bedroom boarding house.

Plans may be viewed in the Planning and Zoning Office, (City Hall, 149 Church Street, Burlington), between the hours of 8:00 a.m. and 4:30 p.m.

Participation in the DRB proceeding is a prerequisite to the right to take any subsequent appeal. Please note that ANYTHING submitted to the Planning and Zoning office is considered public and cannot be kept confidential.

This may not be the final order in which items will be heard. Please view final Agenda, at www.burlingtonvt.gov/ pz/drb/agendas or the office notice board, one week before the hearing for the order in which items will be heard.

NOTICE OF APPLICATION TO BROWNFIELDS REUSE AND ENVIRONMENTAL LIABILITY LIMITATION PROGRAM Please take notice that 314 North Winooski Ave., LLC whose address is PO BOX 4248, Burlington,

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VT 05406 is applying to the Vermont Brownfields Reuse and Environmental Liability Limitation Program (10 V.S.A. §6641 et seq.) in connection with the redevelopment of property known as the former Champlain Transmission property located at 314 North Winooski, Avenue in the City of Burlington. A copy of the application, which contains a preliminary environmental assessment and a description of the proposed redevelopment project is available for public review at the Burlington Clerk’s Office and at the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation offices in Montpelier. Comments concerning the above referenced documents, and the application generally, may be submitted to the Vermont Department of Environmental Conservation, Waste Management Division, 1 National Life Drive – Davis, Montpelier, VT 05620; attention: Matthew Becker. Telephone inquiries may be directed to Vermont DEC at 802-828-1138.

NOTICE OF LEGAL SALE View Date: 9/6/2018 Sale Date: 9/7/2018

Paul Meacham Unit #168 Easy Self Storage 46 Swift Street South Burlington, VT 05403 (802)863-8300 NOTICE OF SELF STORAGE LIEN SALE MALLETTS BAY SELF STORAGE, LLC 115 HEINEBERG DRIVE COLCHESTER, VT 05446 Notice is hereby given that the contents of the self storage units listed below will be sold at public auction by sealed bid.

Name of Occupant Storage Unit Miguel Garcia #22 Said sales will take place on 9/7/18, beginning at 10:00am at Malletts Bay Self Storage, LLC, (MBSS, LLC)115 Heineberg Dr, Colchester, VT 05446.

Units will be opened for viewing immediately prior to auction. Sale shall be by sealed bid to the highest bidder.

Contents of entire storage unit will be sold as one lot. The winning bid must remove all contents from the facility at no cost to MBSS, LLC

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MBSS, LLC reserves the right to reject any bid lower that the amount owed by the occupant or that is not commercially reasonable as defined by statute.

STATE OF VERMONT SUPERIOR COURT CHITTENDEN UNIT CIVIL DIVISION DOCKET NO. 189-3-18 CNCV CIT Bank, N.A., Plaintiff v.

Douglas Young and Valerie Masterpole, Co-Administrators of the Estate of Judith E. Young, United States of America Department of Treasury – Internal Revenue Service and Occupants residing at 15 Mills Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont, Defendants NOTICE OF SALE By virtue and in execution of the Power of Sale contained in a certain mortgage given by Judith E. Young (now deceased) dated December 22, 2008 and recorded in Volume 850, Page 182, which mortgage was assigned to CIT Bank, N.A. by an instrument dated January 10, 2018 and recorded on January

22, 2018 in Volume 1409, Page 44 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington. Pursuant to the power of sale in the subject mortgage, of which Plaintiff is the present holder, for breach of the conditions of said mortgage and for the purposes of foreclosing the same, the collateral property will be sold at Public Auction at 10:00 A.M. on September 11, 2018, at 15 Mills Avenue, South Burlington, Vermont all and singular the premises described in said mortgage: To Wit: A certain piece of land in South Burlington, in the County of Chittenden and State of Vermont, described as follows, VIZ: A lot of land with all buildings thereon situated on the westerly side of Mills Avenue, the dwelling house thereon being known and designated No. 15 Mills Avenue, said lot having a frontage thereon and uniform width of 75 feet, a northerly line of 98 feet, more or less. A southerly line of 97 feet, more or less, and being Lot No. 15-A as shown on a plan of building lots, Richards Enterprises, dated June 14, 1950,

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revised June 16, 1950 and recorded in Volume 10, Page 335 of the Land Records of the Town of South Burlington.

Terms of Sale: $10,000.00 to be paid in cash or cashier’s check by purchaser at the time of sale, with the balance due at closing. The sale is subject to taxes due and owing to the Town of South Burlington and any liens against the property. The sale is also subject to post-sale redemption rights of the United States of America Department of Treasury –Internal Revenue Service.

The mortgagor is entitled to redeem the premises at any time prior to the sale by paying the full amount due under the mortgage, including the costs and expenses of the sale.

Other terms to be announced at the sale or inquire at Grant C. Rees Attorney, PLC, 30 Kimball Avenue, Ste. 307, South Burlington, VT 05403, (802) 6609000. This sale may be cancelled at any time prior to the scheduled sale date without prior notice.

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TRANSLATOR NOTICE OF FILING On August 10, 2018, Vermont Public Radio filed with the Federal Communications Commission an application for a construction permit to build a new FM Translator Station to serve Burlington, VT, on 107.5 MHz with 0.055 kW effective radiated power from a transmitter site located at 44° 24 ‘ 12” North Latitude 73° 26 ‘ 2” West Longitude.

The applicant plans to rebroadcast the signal of WVPS(FM), Burlington, VT, 107.9 MHz, licensed to the applicant.

Individuals who wish to advise the FCC of facts relating to the translator application should file comments and petitions with the Commission within 15 days of the date the application is accepted for filing by the FCC. For further information, contact the FCC, Washington, D.C. 20554.

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802 QUITS TOBACCO CESSATION PROGRAM Ongoing workshops open to the community to provide tobacco cessation support and free nicotine replacement products with participation. Tuesdays, 11 a.m.-noon, Rutland Heart Center, 12 Commons St., Rutland.

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Center, 2108 Main St., Castleton. Mondays, 4:30-5:30 p.m., Rutland Regional Medical Center (RRMC Physiatry Conference Room), 160 Allen St., Rutland. PEER LED Stay Quit Support Group, first Thursday of every month, 6:30-7:30 p.m. at the CVPS/Leahy Community Health Education Center at RRMC. Info: 747-3768, scosgrove@rrmc.org.

AHOY BREAST CANCER SURVIVORS Join our floating support group where the focus is on living, not on the disease. We are a team of dragon boaters. Learn all about this paddle sport & its health-giving, life-affirming qualities.

Any age. No athletic experience needed.

Call Penni or Linda at 999-5478, info@ dragonheartvermont. org, dragonheartvermont.org.

AL-ANON For families & friends of alcoholics. For meeting info, go to vermontalanonalateen.org or call 866-972-5266.

ALATEEN GROUP New Alateen group in Burlington on Sundays from 5-6 p.m. at the UU building at the top of Church St. For more information please call Carol, 324-4457.

ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS Daily meetings in various locations. Free.

Info, 864-1212. Want to overcome a drinking problem? Take the first step of 12 & join a group in your area.

ALL CANCER SURVIVORS Join the wellness classes at Survivorship NOW, created by cancer survivors for survivors of all cancers. Benefi ts from lively programs designed to engage and empower cancer survivors in our community. Email: info@ survivorshipnowvt.org.

Call Chantal, 777-1126, survivorshipnowvt.org.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION SUPPORT GROUP This caregivers support group meets on the 3rd Wed. of every mo. from 5-6:30 p.m. at the Alzheimer’s Association Main Office, 300 Cornerstone Dr., Suite 128, Williston.

Support groups meet to provide assistance and information on Alzheimer’s disease and related dementias.

They emphasize shared experiences, emotional

support, and coping techniques in care for a person living with Alzheimer’s or a related dementia. Meetings are free and open to the public. Families, caregivers, and friends may attend. Please call in advance to confirm date and time. For questions or additional support group listings, call 800-272-3900.

ALZHEIMER’S ASSOCIATION TELEPHONE SUPPORT GROUP 1st Monday monthly, 3-4:30 p.m.

Pre-registration is required (to receive dial-in codes for toll-free call). Please dial the Alzheimer’s Association’s 24/7 Helpline 800-272-3900 for more information.

ARE YOU HAVING PROBLEMS W/ DEBT? Do you spend more than you earn? Get help at Debtor’s Anonymous plus Business Debtor’s Anonymous. Wed., 6:307:30 p.m., Methodist Church in the Rainbow Room at Buell & S. Winooski, Burlington.

Contact Jennifer, 917-568-6390.

BABY BUMPS SUPPORT GROUP FOR MOTHERS AND PREGNANT WOMEN Pregnancy can be a wonderful time of your life. But, it can also be a time of stress that is often compounded by hormonal swings. If you are a pregnant woman, or have recently given birth and feel you need some help with managing emotional bumps in the road that can come with motherhood, please come to this free support group lead by an experienced pediatric Registered Nurse. Held on the 2nd and 4th Tuesdays of the month, 5:30-6:30 p.m. at the Birthing Center, Northwestern Medical Center, St. Albans. Info: Rhonda Desrochers, Franklin County Home Health Agency, 527-7531.

BEREAVEMENT/GRIEF SUPPORT GROUP Meets every other Mon. night, 6-7:30 p.m., & every other Wed., 10-11:30 a.m., in the Conference Center at Central Vermont Home Health & Hospice in Berlin. The group is open to anyone who has experienced the death of a loved one. There is no fee. Info, Ginny Fry or Jean Semprebon, 223-1878.

BETTER BREATHERS CLUB American Lung Association support group for people with breathing issues, their loved ones or caregivers. Meets first Monday of the month, 11 a.m.-noon at the Godnick Center, 1 Deer St., Rutland. For more information call 802-776-5508.

BRAIN INJURY SUPPORT GROUP IN ST. JOHNSBURY Monthly meetings will be held on the 3rd Wed. of every mo., 1-2:30 p.m., at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., St. Johnsbury. The support group will offer valuable resources & info about brain injury.

It will be a place to share experiences in a safe, secure & confidential environment. Info, Tom Younkman, tyounkman@vcil.org, 800-639-1522.

BRAIN INJURY ASSOCIATION OF VERMONT Montpelier daytime support group meets the 3rd Thu. of the mo. at the Unitarian Church ramp entrance, 1:302:30 p.m. St. Johnsbury support group meets the 3rd Wed. monthly at the Grace United Methodist Church, 36 Central St., 1:00-2:30 p.m. Colchester Evening support group meets the 1st Wed. monthly at the Fanny Allen Hospital in the Board Room Conference Room, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

Brattleboro meets at Brooks Memorial Library on the 1st Thu. monthly from 1:15-3:15 p.m. and the 3rd Mon. monthly from 4:15-6:15 p.m. White River Jct. meets the 2nd Fri. monthly at Bugbee Sr. Ctr. from 3-4:30 p.m.

Call our helpline at 877-856-1772.

BURLINGTON AREA PARKINSON’S DISEASE OUTREACH GROUP People with Parkinson’s disease & their caregivers gather together to gain support & learn about living with Parkinson’s disease. Group meets 2nd Wed. of every mo., 1-2 p.m., continuing through Nov. 18, 2015.

Shelburne Bay Senior Living Community, 185 Pine Haven Shores Rd., Shelburne. Info: 888-763-3366, parkinsoninfo@uvmhealth. org, parkinsonsvt.org.

CANCER SUPPORT GROUP Held every 2nd Tue. of the mo., 6-8 p.m. at the

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General discussion and sharing among survivors and those beginning or rejoining the battle. Info, Mary L. Guyette RN, MS, ACNS-BC, 274-4990, vmary@aol.com.

CELEBRATE RECOVERY Overcome any hurt, habit or hangup in your life with this confidential 12-Step, Christ-centered recovery program. We offer multiple support groups for both men and women, such as chemical dependency, codependency, sexual addiction and pornography, food issues, and overcoming abuse. All 18+ are welcome; sorry, no childcare. Doors open at 6:30 p.m.; we begin at 7 p.m. Essex Alliance Church, 37 Old Stage Rd., Essex Junction.

Info: recovery@essexalliance.org, 878-8213.

7-9 p.m. We’d love to have you join us and discover how your life can start to change.

Info: 893-0530, Julie@ mccartycreations.com.

at noon at the Turning Point Center, 191 Bank Street, Burlington. Tom, 238-3587, coda.org.

DECLUTTERERS’ SUPPORT GROUP Are you ready to make improvements but find it overwhelming? Maybe two or three of us can get together to help each other simplify.

989-3234, 425-3612.

CELIAC & GLUTENFREE GROUP Last Wed. of every month, 4:30-6 p.m., at Tulsi Tea Room, 34 Elm St., Montpelier. Free & open to the public!

To learn more, contact Lisa at 598-9206 or lisamase@gmail.com.

DISCOVER THE POWER OF CHOICE! SMART Recovery welcomes anyone, including family and friends, affected by any kind of substance or activity addiction. It is a science-based program that encourages abstinence. Specially trained volunteer facilitators provide leadership. Sundays at 5 p.m. at the 1st Unitarian Universalist Society, 152 Pearl St., Burlington. Volunteer facilitator: Bert, 399-8754. You can learn more at smartrecovery. org.

CEREBRAL PALSY GUIDANCE Cerebral Palsy Guidance is a very comprehensive informational website broadly covering the topic of cerebral palsy and associated medical conditions. It’s mission it to provide the best possible information to parents of children living with the complex condition of cerebral palsy. cerebralpalsyguidance.com/ cerebral-palsy/

CODEPENDENTS ANONYMOUS CoDA is a 12-step fellowCELEBRATE RECOVERY ship for people whose Celebrate Recovery meetings are for anyone common purpose is to develop healthy with struggles with & fulfilling relationhurt, habits and hang ships. By actively ups, which includes working the program everyone in some way. of Codependents We welcome everyone Anonymous, we can at Cornerstone Church realize a new joy, acin Milton which meets ceptance & serenity in every Friday night at Using the enclosedourmath operations lives. Meets Sunday

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DOMESTIC VIOLENCE SUPPORT Steps to End Domestic Violence offers a weekly drop-in support group for female identified survivors of intimate partner violence, including individuals who are experiencing or have been affected by as a guide, fillThe domestic violence.

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FCA FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Families coping with addiction (FCA) is an open community peer support group for adults 18 & over struggling with the drug or alcohol addiction of a loved one.

FCA is not 12-step based but provides a forum for those living this experience to develop personal coping skills & draw strength from one another. Weekly on Wed., 5:30-6:30 p.m. Turning Point Center, corner of Bank St., Burlington. (Across from parking garage, above bookstore). thdaub1@gmail.com.

FAMILY AND FRIENDS OF THOSE EXPERIENCING MENTAL HEALTH CRISIS This support group is a dedicated meeting for family, friends and community members who are supporting a loved one through a mental health crisis. Mental health crisis might include extreme states, psychosis, depression, anxiety and other types of distress. The group is a confidential space where family and friends can discuss shared experiences and receive support in an environment free of judgment and stigma with a trained facilitator. Weekly on Wednesdays, 7-8:30 p.m. Downtown Burlington. Info: Jess Horner, LICSW, 866-218-8586.

FOOD ADDICTS IN RECOVERY ANONYMOUS (FA) Are you having trouble controlling the way you eat? FA is a free 12-step recovery program for anyone suffering from food obsession, overeating, under-eating or bulimia. Local meetings are held twice a week: Mondays, 4-5:30 p.m., at the Unitarian Universalist Church, Norwich, Vt.; and Wednesdays, 6:30-8 p.m., at Hanover Friends Meeting House, Hanover, N.H. For more information and a list of additional meetings throughout the U.S. and the world,

FAMILIES, PARTNERS, FRIENDS AND ALLIES OF TRANSGENDER ADULTS We are people with adult loved ones who are transgender or gender-nonconforming.

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FREE YOGA FOR RECOVERY Join Jessica Child for free yoga for individuals in recovery from alcohol and substance abuse.

Every Sunday at 4:30 p.m. at Honest Yoga, 150 Dorset St., South Burlington. Mats are available at the studio. No experience necessary, just a willingness to deepen your recovery. R Info: jessicamchild@gmail. com, 802-999-8655.

G.R.A.S.P. (GRIEF RECOVERY AFTER A SUBSTANCE PASSING) Are you a family member who has lost a loved one to addiction?

Find support, peer-led support group. Meets once a month on Mondays in Burlington.

Please call for date and location. RSVP mkeasler3@gmail.com or call 310-3301 (message says Optimum Health, but this is a private number).

GRIEF & RECOVERY SUPPORT GROUP 1st & 3rd Wed. of every mo., 7-8 p.m., Franklin County Home Health Agency (FCHHA), 3 Home Health Cir., St. Albans. 527-7531.

LGBTQ VETERANS GROUP This veterans group is a safe place for veterans to gather and discuss ways to help the community, have dinners, send packages and help the families of LGBTQ service people. Ideas on being helpful encouraged. Every 2nd and 4th Wednesday, 6-8:30 p.m., at Christ Episcopal Church (The Little Red Door), 64 State Street, Montpelier. RSVP, 802-825-2045.

HEARING VOICES SUPPORT GROUP This Hearing Voices Group seeks to find understanding of voice hearing experiences as real lived experiences which may happen to anyone at anytime. We choose to share experiences, support, and empathy. We validate anyone’s experience and stories about their experience as their own, as being an honest and accurate representation of their experience, and as being acceptable exactly as they are.

Weekly on Tuesday, 2-3 p.m. Pathways Vermont Community Center, 279 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 802-777-8602, abby@ pathwaysvermont.org.

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HEARTBEAT VERMONT Have you lost a friend, colleague or loved one by suicide? Some who call have experienced a recent loss and some are still struggling w/ a loss from long ago.

Call us at 446-3577 to meet with our clinician, Jonathan Gilmore, at Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 North Main St. All are welcome.

HELLENBACH CANCER SUPPORT Call to verify meeting place. Info, 388-6107.

People living with cancer & their caretakers convene for support.

INTERSTITIAL CYSTITIS/PAINFUL BLADDER SUPPORT GROUP Interstitial cystitis (IC) and painful bladder syndrome can result in recurring pelvic pain, pressure or discomfort in the bladder/pelvic region & urinary frequency/ urgency. These are often misdiagnosed & mistreated as a chronic bladder infection. If you have been diagnosed or have these symptoms, you are not alone. For Vermont-based support group, email bladderpainvt@gmail.com or call 899-4151 for more information.

KINDRED CONNECTIONS PROGRAM OFFERED FOR CHITTENDEN COUNTY CANCER SURVIVORS The Kindred Connections program provides peer support for all those touched by cancer. Cancer patients as well as caregivers are provided with a mentor who has been through the cancer experience & knows what it’s like to go through it. In addition to sensitive listening, Kindred Connections provides practical help such as rides to doctors’ offices & meal deliveries. The program has people who have experienced a wide variety of cancers.

For further info, please contact info@vcsn.net.

LGBTQ SURVIVORS OF VIOLENCE SafeSpace offers peer-led support groups for survivors of relationship, dating, emotional &/or hate violence. These groups give survivors a safe & supportive environment to tell their stories, share information, & offer & receive support.

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Wednesdays at 3 p.m., Pathways Vermont Community Center, 279 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Abby Levinsohn, 777-8602.

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Support group is also a resource for those who are unsure of their next step, even if it involves remaining in their current relationship.

Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m.

Childcare is provided.

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QUEEN CITY MEMORY CAFÉ The Queen City Memory Café offers a social time & place for people with memory impairment & their fiends & family to laugh, learn & share concerns & celebrate feeling understood & connected. Enjoy coffee, tea & baked goods with entertainment & conversation. QCMC meets the 3rd Sat. of each mo., 10 a.m.-12 p.m. Thayer Building,

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POTATO INTOLERANCE SUPPORT GROUP Anyone coping with potato intolerance and interested in joining a support group, contact Jerry Fox, 48 Saybrook Rd., Essex Junction, VT 05452.

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OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS (OA) A 12-step program for people who identify as overeaters, compulsive eaters, food addicts, anorexics, bulimics, etc.

No matter what your problem with food, we have a solution! All are welcome, meetings are open, and there are no dues or fees.

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MYELOMA SUPPORT GROUP Area Myeloma Survivors, Families

NORTHWEST VERMONT CANCER PRAYER & SUPPORT NETWORK A meeting of cancer patients, survivors & family members intended to comfort & support those who are currently suffering from the disease. 2nd Thu. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m., St. Paul’s United Methodist Church, 11 Church St., St. Albans.

Info: stpaulum@myfairpoint.net. 2nd Wed. of every mo., 6-7:30 p.m. Winooski United Methodist Church, 24 W. Allen St., Winooski. Info: hovermann4@comcast. net.

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MARIJUANA ANONYMOUS Do you have a problem with marijuana? MA is a free 12-step program where addicts help other addicts to get & stay clean. Ongoing Tue. at 6:30 p.m. and Sat. at 2 p.m. at Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., suite 200, Burlington.

861-3150.

NAR-ANON BURLINGTON GROUP Group meets every Monday at 7 p.m. at the Turning Point Center (small room), 191 Bank St., Burlington. The only requirement for membership is that there be a problem of addiction in a relative or friend. Info: Amanda H. 338-8106.

connection and selfexploration. Fridays at 1 p.m., Pathways Vermont Community Center, 279 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: Abby Levinsohn, 777-8602.

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MALE SURVIVOR OF VIOLENCE GROUP A monthly, closed group for male identified survivors of violence including relationship, sexual assault, and discrimination. Open to all sexual orientations.

Contact 863-0003 for more information or safespace@pridecentervt.org.

NAMI CONNECTION PEER SUPPORT GROUP MEETINGS Bennington, every Tue., 1-2:30 p.m., CRT Center, United Counseling Service, 316 Dewey St.; Burlington, every Thu., 3-4:30 p.m., St. Paul’s Cathedral, 2 Cherry St. (enter from parking lot); Berlin, second Thu. of the month, 4-5:30 p.m., CVMC Board Room, 130 Fisher Rd.; Rutland, every Sun., 4:30-6 p.m., Rutland Mental Health Wellness Center, 78 S. Main St.; St. Johnsbury, every Thu., 6:30-8 p.m., Unitarian Universalist Church, 47 Cherry St. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, program@ namivt.org or 800639-6480. Connection groups are peer recovery support group programs for adults living with mental health challenges.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS is a group of recovering addicts who live w/ out the use of drugs. It costs nothing to join.

The only requirement for membership is a desire to stop using. Info, 862-4516 or cvana.org. Held in Burlington, Barre and St. Johnsbury.

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NAMI FAMILY SUPPORT GROUP Brattleboro, 1st Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., 1st Congregational Church, 880 Western Ave., West Brattleboro; Burlington, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6 p.m., Community Health Center, Riverside Ave., Mansfield Conference Room; Burlington, 2nd & 4th Tue. of every mo., 7 p.m., HowardCenter, corner of Pine & Flynn Ave.; Berlin, 4th Mon. of every mo., 7 p.m.

Central Vermont Medical Center, Room 3; Georgia, 1st Tue. of every mo., 6 p.m., Georgia Public Library, 1697 Ethan Allen Highway (Exit 18, I-89); Manchester, 4th Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., Equinox Village, 2nd floor; Rutland, 3rd Mon. of every mo., 6 p.m., Rutland Regional Medical Center, Leahy Conference Ctr., room D; Springfield, 3rd Wed. of every mo., 6:30 p.m., HCRS (café on right far side), 390 River St.; St. Johnsbury, 4th Wed. of every mo., 5:30 p.m., Northeastern Vermont Regional Hospital Library, 1315 Hospital Dr. If you have questions about a group in your area, please contact the National Alliance on Mental Illness of Vermont, info@namivt. org or 800-639-6480.

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and Caregivers have come together to form a Multiple Myeloma Support Group. We provide emotional support, resources about treatment options, coping strategies and a support network by participating in the group experience with people that have been though similar situations. Third Tuesday of the month, 5-6 p.m. at the New Hope Lodge on East Avenue in Burlington. Info: Kay Cromie, 655-9136, kgcromey@aol.com.

1197 North Ave., Burlington. 316-3839.

QUEER CARE GROUP This support group is for adult family members and caregivers of queer, and/or questioning youth. It is held on the 2nd Monday of each month from 6:30-8 p.m. at Outright Vermont, 241 North Winooski Ave. This group is for adults only. For more information, email info@outrightvt.org.

QUIT TOBACCO GROUPS Are you ready to be tobacco free? Join our FREE five-week group classes facilitated by our Tobacco Treatment Specialists. We meet in a friendly, relaxed atmosphere. You may qualify for a FREE 8-week supply of nicotine replacement therapy. Contact us at (802)-847-7333 or QuitTobaccoClass@ UVMHealth.org.

SCLERODERMA FOUNDATION NEW ENGLAND Support group meeting held 4th Tue. of the mo., 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Williston Police Station.

Info, Blythe Leonard, 878-0732.

SEX & LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS 12-step recovery group.

Do you have a problem w/ sex or relationships?

We can help. Ralph, 658-2657. Visit slaafws. org or saa-recovery.org for meetings near you.

SEXUAL VIOLENCE SUPPORT HOPE Works offers free support groups to women, men & teens who are survivors of sexual violence.

Groups are available for survivors at any stage of the healing process.

Intake for all support groups is ongoing. If you are interested in learning more or would like to schedule an intake to become a group member, please call our office at 864-0555, ext.

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STUTTERING SUPPORT GROUPS If you’re a person who stutters, you are not alone! Adults, teens & school-age kids who stutter & their families are welcome to join one of our three free National Stuttering Association (NSA) stuttering support groups at UVM. Adults: 5:30-6:30, 1st & 3rd Tue. monthly; teens (ages 13-17): 5:30-6:30, 1st Thu. monthly; school-age children (ages 8-12) & parents

(meeting separately): 4:15-5:15, 2nd Thu. monthly. Pomeroy Hall (489 Main St., UVM campus. Info: burlingtonstutters.org, burlingtonstutters@ gmail.com, 656-0250.

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SUICIDE SURVIVORS SUPPORT GROUP For those who have lost a friend or loved one through suicide.

Maple Leaf Clinic, 167 N. Main St., Wallingford, 446-3577. 6:30-8 p.m. the 3rd Tue. of ea. mo.

SUICIDE HOTLINES IN VT Brattleboro, 257-7989; Montpelier (Washington County Mental Health Emergency Services), 229-0591; Randolph (Clara Martin Center Emergency Service), 800-639-6360.

SUPPORT GROUP FOR WOMEN who have experienced intimate partner abuse, facilitated by Circle (Washington Co. only).

Please call 877-5439498 for more info.

SURVIVORSHIP NOW Welcome, cancer survivors. Survivorship NOW has free wellness programs to empower cancer survivors to move beyond cancer & live life well. Regain your strength & balance. Renew your spirit. Learn to nourish your body with exercise & nutritious foods. Tap in to your creative side.

Connect with others who understand the challenges you face. Go to survivorshipnowvt. org today to sign up. Info, 802-7771126, info@ survivorshipnowvt.org.

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE — BURLINGTON Who: Persons experiencing the impact of a loved one’s suicide. When: 1st Wed. of each mo., 6-7:30 p.m.

Location: Comfort Inn, 5 Dorset St., Burlington.

Facilitators: Myra Handy, 951-5156 or Liz Mahoney, 879-7109.

Request: We find it important to connect with people before their first meeting. If you can, please call one of the facilitators before you come. Thank you!

SURVIVORS OF SUICIDE If you have lost someone to suicide and wish to have a safe place to talk, share and spend a little time with others who have had a similar experience, join us the 3rd Thu. at the Faith Lighthouse Church, Rte. 105, Newport (105 Alderbrook), 7-9

p.m. Please call before attending. Info: Mary Butler, 744-6284.

THE COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS SUPPORT GROUP The Compassionate Friends international support group for parents, siblings and families grieving the loss of a child meets every third Tuesday of the month, 7-9 p.m., at Kismet Place, 363 Blair Park Rd., Williston. Call/email Jay at 802-373-1263, compassionatefriendsvt@ gmail.com.

TOPS (Take Off Pounds Sensibly) chapter meeting. Hedding United Methodist Church, Washington St., Barre. Wed., 5:15-6:15 p.m. For info, call David at 371-8929.

VEGGIE SUPPORT GROUP Want to feel supported on your vegetarian/ vegan journey? Want more info on healthy veggie diets? Want to share & socialize at veggie potlucks, & more, in the greater Burlington area? This is your opportunity to join with other like-minded folks. veggy4life@ gmail.com, 658-4991.

WOMEN’S CANCER SUPPORT GROUP FAHC. Led by Deb Clark, RN. Every 1st & 3rd Tue., 5-6:30 p.m. Call Kathy McBeth, 847-5715.

YOGA FOR FOLKS LIVING WITH LYME DISEASE Join as we build community and share what works on the often confusing, baffling and isolating path to wellness while living with Lyme disease.

We will have a gentle restorative practice suitable for all ages and all levels from beginner to experienced, followed by an open group discussion where we will share what works and support one another in our quest for healing. By donation.

Wear comfortable clothing. March 5, April 2, May 7, June 4. 2-3:30 p.m. More information at laughingriveryoga. com XA – EVERYTHING ANONYMOUS Everything Anonymous is an all encompassing 12-step support group.

People can attend for any reason, including family member challenges. Mondays, 7-8 p.m. Turning Point Center, 191 Bank St., Burlington. Info: 777-5508, definder@ gmail.com.

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Bus Driver

The Burlington School District Transportation Department is seeking a CDL/School Bus Endorsement Certified Bus Driver to Transport special education students on a fullsize school bus.

• This is a full-time school year position with potential for employment in the summer as well.

• Full benefit and retirement package included.

• Pay Range: $16.79$18.18 per hour.

• All positions must be able to pass a background check.

To apply, visit www.bsdvt.org and click on “Careers” for current listing of employment opportunities. EOE

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Full Time Installer We are seeking for immediate hire a full time installer to add to our growing family business.

This job is full time, 40 hours per week, 8-4:30 PM Monday through Friday.

General experience in at least two of the following duties are key: Sheetrock , Mudding, Taping, Tile work, carpentry, gas work, electrical, driving a box truck, comfortable on ladders, roofing, dealing with customers.

Also must be willing and able to promote our company and its products.

Please email your resume to serah_kelley@yahoo.com or call 802-279-1902.

Salary is commensurate with experience.

NECI Job Fair!

Friday, August 31 11:00 to 2:00 At La Brioche in Montpelier Full and Part Time positions available in multiple locations.

Line and Prep Cooks, Baking and Pastry Assistant, Front Counter Staff, Sandwich and Salad Prep, Cashier and more…

Enjoy a competitive benefits package and a work atmosphere that is dedicated to learning.

Can’t make it? Contact great.jobs@neci.edu to submit application materials or request more information.

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Executive Director Love Lake Champlain and its historical lore? Are you an experienced leader and mentor with knowledge of the nonprofit world? Then we have the job for you! The Lake Champlain Maritime Museum is looking for an enthusiastic, environmentally aware, history curious, education minded people person to become our next Executive Director. LCMM is a unique blend of museum and education provider with classroom instruction, hands-on learning opportunities, semester long boat-building program, and professional development courses. Our summer camps (Lake Adventure Camps) are a popular staple during the summer. And the core of our museum, what gave it life and underpins the entire organization, is our nautical archaeology program. In a word, shipwrecks.

Please visit www.lcmm.org/job-opening-executive-director/ to learn more and apply.

Youth Coach

177 Pearl Street, Burlington, VT

Spectrum Youth Coaches are the primary, front line staff in the Drop-In Center. They provide brief interventions, screening, resource coordination, referrals, and informal case management to youth being served in the Spectrum Drop-In Center. The Youth Coaches need to be healthy role models for the youth being served. The hours are 10:00 am and 6:00 pm, Monday-Friday.

For full description go to: spectrumvt.org/job-opportunities/

To apply for a position, please email a cover letter and resume to tguilbault@spectrumvt.org.

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Busy, mid-sized family practice is seeking a full time scheduler. Successful candidate must have a friendly personality, enjoy working on the phones, be detail oriented, and have experience working with an electronic health record. Competitive pay and excellent benefits package.

Send cover letter and resume to Chery McCaffrey, Practice Administrator, TCHC, 586 Oak Hill Road, Williston, VT 05495 or email cheryl.mccaffrey@ tchconline.com.

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Vermont Psychiatric Survivors, Inc. (VPS) seeks a Vermont Psychiatric Survivors, Inc.with (VPS) seeks a dynamic, visionary Executive Director proven dynamic, Executive with and proven experiencevisionary in advocacy, financialDirector management, experience in advocacy, financial management, and inspiring staff. The Executive Director is responsible for inspiring staff. The Executive Director is responsible managing day-to-day operations to fulfill VPS’s mission. for managing day-to-day operations to fulfill VPS’s The organization has an annual budget of approximately and 10 employees.and mission. The organization has an annual budget of$550,000, approximately $550,000, The Executive Director reports toDirector the Boardreports of Directors.

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Candidates havehave personal, lived experience of mental of health issues/diagnosis and Candidatesshould should personal, lived experience mental health issues/ an understanding of the resulting losses and marginalization.

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CORPORATE SALES REP Small Dog Electronics is seeking a Corporate Sales Rep (CSR) to support their small business team in Waitsfield, Vt. This position has a strong focus on seeking out new clients and expanding business with existing clients. This is a full time, salaried position with a commission bonus structure.

Industry knowledge and comfort with technology is a must. Send resumes to jobs@smalldog.com.

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Our Randolph office is currently seeking a Case Manager. The Case Manager is responsible for providing individual support of an assigned caseload through coordination of clinical, residential, educational/vocational components; in addition to development of a professional clinical relationship with the individuals served by Upper Valley Services, Inc., their families, guardians, community, and other human service agencies including the Department of Developmental and Mental Health Services to ensure consumer well-being and safety. This requires the employee to be organized and disciplined with prioritizing tasks, record keeping, meeting deadlines, working independently, and communicating effectively.

It also requires the employee to occasionally work non-traditional office hours including nights and weekends.

Bachelor’s degree, preferably in Human Services or related field, with at least 2 years of experience working with individuals with developmental disabilities and their families.

To apply visit www.uvs-vt.org/join-us or email resume to mdindo@uvs-vt.org

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Truck Driver/Laborer

This full-time position requires truck driving, snow plowing, operating a loader and other equipment, and daily physical labor. Candidate must have a CDL or the ability to obtain a CDL within 6 months, and must be located within one hour from time called to work. Drug & alcohol testing and background check will be required.

See full job description at www.shelburnevt.org/237/Human-Resources.

Excellent pay and benefits. The Town of Shelburne is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

Submit resume or application to: Susan Cannizzaro, Town of Shelburne, P. O. Box 88, Shelburne, VT 05482 or scannizzaro@shelburnevt.org.

Application deadline: Friday, September 14, 2018.

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Carpenters Wanted!

Needed Immediately!

Finish Carpenters, Carpenters and Carpenters Helpers. Good Pay, Full Time and Long Term!

Chittenden County.

Call Mike at 802-343-0089 or Morton at 802-862-7602.

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Full Time Attorney Northeast Kingdom Law, PLLC located in Newport, VT seeks a full-time attorney to handle public defense caseload. The position is demanding and fast paced.

Pay commensurate with experience. Please send resume, two references and salary requirements to: jadams@neklaw.com or: 58 Second St., Newport, VT 05855

Lead an organization that connects the next generation to nature and actively builds community. EarthWalk’s Executive Director will provide the vision, strategic leadership, financial management, and operational skills to strengthen and grow the organization, pursue its mission, and expand its community. Team leadership, fund-raising, and communication are core responsibilities. A creative, resourceful, and empathic leader will thrive in this rewarding organization.Visit www.earthwalkvermont.org for details. Application deadline September 21.

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We offer a competitive salary and benefits package, including market-leading paid parental leave and a generous retirement package.

Gravel & Shea PC is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Seeking very talented account manager and creative director. www.placecreativecompany.com resumes and links to: jobs@placecreativecompany.com

Director of VT Public Policy

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Bi-State Primary Care Association is seeking a Director of VT Public Policy.

The director develops and analyzes public policy relative to health access, quality, and payment systems reform. The director conducts advocacy and lobbying to improve access to primary and preventive health care services for the people of Vermont. A master’s degree is required with 5-7 years of health care experience.

Interested applications may send a resume and cover letter with salary expectations to employment@bistatepca.org.

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Gravel & Shea PC, a prominent law firm in downtown Burlington, Vermont, has an opening for a legal assistant in our corporate and real estate practice groups. The ideal candidate will have law firm experience in either real estate or corporate practice areas, and a comprehensive knowledge of Microsoft Office software. In addition, these positions require a strong work ethic, an eagerness to learn and excellent writing, communication and typing skills. Minimum of three years’ law firm experience preferred.

Please e-mail cover letter, résumé and references to: fmiller@gravelshea.com. www.gravelshea.com

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EARLY EDUCATION TEACHERS College St. Children’s Center, a 5 Star, NAEYC accredited infant toddler center, is looking for a full-time early childhood educator to join our high quality team of ECE teachers. Associate’s degree in ECE and some experience preferred, but not required; qualified candidates will be professional, creative, dedicated to high quality early care and education, and able to work as a team.

Benefits included.

We are also looking for substitute teachers.

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ROOFERS AND LABORERS • Year round, full time employment • Good wages & benefits • Pay negotiable with experience EOE/M/F/VET/Disability Employer Apply in person at: A.C. Hathorne Co. 252 Avenue C Williston, VT 05495

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Medical Front End Administrator Permanent, full-time position in a beautiful, burgeoning naturopathic primary care clinic.

PART-TIME CUSTODIAN (SATURDAY & SUNDAY)

Saint Michael’s College is seeking applications from kk@mountainviewnaturalmedicine.com. dependable, efficient workers to fill a day shift custodial mountainviewnaturalmedicine.com position. The shift is: Saturday & Sunday (6:00am - 2:30pm).

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Benefits: Eligible for paid-time-off accrual as outlined in the employee handbook. This hourly, part-time position is not eligible for regular College provided fringe benefits.

For full job description and to apply online go to: smcvt.interviewexchange.com/.

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Sales Associates

THE BLUE PADDLE BISTRO IN SOUTH HERO, VT, IS LOOKING FOR:

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Full Time Experienced Med Tech’s

This is a great opportunity to work with caring adults while offering superior nursing skills. Med Tech’s must have training and experience in a Residential Care setting.

All positions require a high level of professionalism and a willingness to promote the vision, mission and values of the Home. These jobs offer competitive wages and benefits.

Schedules are varied with some weekend shifts required.

mbelanger@vermontcatholic.org or mail to: Pet Food Warehouse, a locally owned pet food and supply business, Mary Belanger, St. Joseph’s Residential Care Home is looking for full-time sales associates to provide superior customer 243 N. Prospect St., Burlington, VT 05401. service and assist with store projects. Candidates must be reliable (802) 864-0264. EEO. and hardworking, have the ability to repetitively lift 50 lbs., and a desire to learn about our products. Must also love pets and have great people skills! Please apply in person at: 4t-StJosephsResCareHome082918.indd 1 8/27/18 Pet Food Warehouse, 2500 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, or 2455 Shelburne Rd., Shelburne

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Experienced Line Cook to join our culinary team. Position available immediately. We are an extremely busy 60-seat restaurant and have been in business for over 13 years and have won numerous awards. The right person will be encouraged to be creative, introducing new menu items and welcome periodic special dinner and fundraising events. $18 - $20 (based on experience) per hour toUntitled-63 4t-PetFoodWH-072110.indd 1 7/19/10 1 8/27/182:58:46 12:45 PM PM start; with the opportunity to share (Job code 18035) - $16.66 per hour in future growth opportunities with the company. Help our build our “footprint” in northern Vermont!

The Vermont Judiciary is Garde Manger/Prep person: recruiting a permanent Docket Experienced preferred but will Clerk position, which will train the right person. Must specialize in customer service, have basic food knowledge and enjoy working in a fastrecords keeping and data entry involving one or paced environment. Base hourly more docket areas. Located in Burlington, VT. High rate is $17. Position available immediately.

School graduate and two years of clerical, or data Waitstaff: experience wanted but entry experience required. Starting at $16.66 per not necessary; we will train the hour with excellent benefits. Open until filled. right person.

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Staff Nurse (LPN or RN) Full-Time Nights LNAs Full-Time Nights and Evenings Wake Robin seeks health care staff who are licensed in Vermont to work collaboratively to provide high quality care in a fast paced residential and long-term care environment, while maintaining a strong sense of “home”. We offer an opportunity to build strong relationships with staff and residents in a dynamic community setting.

We continue to offer generous shift differentials.

Evenings $2.50/hour, Nights $4.50/hour, and weekends $1.55.

Interested candidates please email a cover letter and resume to hr@wakerobin.com or complete an application online at www.wakerobin.com. Wake Robin is an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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Addison County Home Health & Hospice, 254 Ethan Allen Highway, New Haven.

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GUARANTEED JOB IN 8 WEEKS* POTENTIAL TO EARN OVER $50,000 AFTER JUST ONE YEAR! Over the past eighteen years, Vermont HITEC educated and employed over 1,500 individuals in the healthcare, information technology, advanced manufacturing, and business services fields. We are accepting applications for our newest business services program. The program offers eight weeks of Insurance Associate training at no cost and immediate full-time employment and apprenticeship as a Client Advisor with DealerPolicy (up to 20 full-time positions) upon successful completion. ✓ Potential to earn college credit ✓ Enrollment in a Registered Apprenticeship ✓ Salaried positions with generous base pay - plus uncapped commission! ✓ Performance-based increases ✓ Full benefits, including health, dental, paid vacation, 401k, and more ✓ No cost to participate for qualified VT residents

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Security Officer Full Time Days Wake Robin, Vermont’s premier continuing care retirement community, seeks an experienced Security Officer to ensure the well-being of the community and the safety of our residents. Duties include addressing emergency or comfort concerns of residents, responding to and assessing situations involving the physical plant, and ensuring that all buildings are secured according to appropriate schedules. We seek an individual with a background in security or as a first responder, with the compassion and problem solving skills to interact with our senior population. At least 2 years of relevant experience is required.

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FULL-TIME SALES ASSOCIATE Small Dog Electronics is seeking a full-time sales associate in their South Burlington store. Experience in customer service is critical.

Applicants should enjoy interacting with a variety of customers and be familiar with Apple products but in-depth knowledge not required; training provided.

Send resume to jobs@smalldog.com.

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Vermont Oxford Network (VON) is seeking a full-time Call Center Manager to join our Member Services department.

The Call Center Manager will supervise and support the VON technical support team and periodically provide technical support directly to our member hospitals. Additionally, the Call Center Manager will work with the VON Member Services organization on process design and improvement, documentation, and reporting.

Ideal candidate knows how to provide the highest quality, locally-sourced products with exceptional customer service.

We are seeking someone with experience leading a meat department, HACCP and Servsafe certifications, and skilled at vendor, employee and customer relationships.

This employee will take the lead in maintaining a wellstocked meat department through strategic ordering and best buying practices, while training and coaching team members on high quality standards. Our new Fresh Meat and Seafood Department will be responsible for preparing raw poultry, beef, pork lamb and seafood for retail sale following HACCP guidelines, making sausage, and preparing fresh ground meat.

To apply, please email a cover letter and resume to jobs@vtoxford.org with “Call Center Manager” in the subject line.

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The ITAR Program (Information Technology Apprenticeship Readiness) is a partnership of:

The ITAR Program is funded in part by a grant from the Vermont and U.S. Departments of Labor. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, age, disability, genetics, political affiliation or belief.

Vermont Oxford Network (VON) is a nonprofit voluntary collaboration of health care professionals at over 1,200 hospitals and organizations worldwide, working together to improve medical care for the most vulnerable newborns.

At VON we transform data into action to help save babies’ lives. We are seeking a new Call Center Manager to join our passionate, growing team in the fun and relaxed atmosphere of our offices in the heart of Burlington’s Pine Street innovation corridor. Ranked as one of the Best Places to Work in Vermont in 2018 by the Best Companies Group, VON values innovation, creativity, and respect for every team member.

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FLEET MAINTENANCE TECHNICIAN

Project Coordinator

The Fleet Maintenance Technician position is responsible for performing skilled mechanical work in the maintenance and repair of City fleet vehicles and equipment. Requirements include a High School Diploma or equivalent, graduation from an accredited vocational training program in the automotive repair field AND 2 years’ experience in the servicing, maintenance and repair of automotive, heavy duty trucks and heavy equipment, OR 4 years of experience in the servicing, maintenance and repair of automotive, heavy duty trucks and heavy equipment, and candidate must have the ability to obtain and maintain a valid Class B CDL license within 90 days of date of hire. Position is considered Regular Full Time.

Bi-State Primary Care Association is seeking a mission-driven Project Coordinator to assist in management of innovative To apply, please see our website: health care programs, www.governmentjobs.com/careers/burlingtonvt. including: coordinating Women, minorities and persons with disabilities are activities, monitoring highly encouraged to apply. EOE deliverables, and facilitating communication with team members and other parties.

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Strong written and oral VOC REHAB COUNSELOR (TRANSITION) – communication skills and the ability to multitask and meet BURLINGTON deadlines are required. Please The Transition Counselor provides support to high school students with send resume and cover letter physical, psychological or cognitive disabilities in the career development with salary expectations to process and will assist students in preparing for careers and employment employment@bistatepca.org. through assessment and related guidance. The position works closely

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with an Employment Consultant to develop a variety of work experiences including job shadows, unpaid internships and employer-paid jobs.

Previous work with adolescents is extremely helpful. Local travel required. Please Note: This position is being recruited at multiple levels.

If you would like to be considered for more than one level, you MUST apply to the specific Job Opening. Department: Disabilities Aging and Independent Living. For more information, contact Mark Ciociola at (802) 863-7501 or mark.ciociola@vermont.gov. Status: Full Time. Job ID # 623810 for Level I and ID #623795 for Level II. Application Deadline: September 5, 2018.

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HUMAN RIGHTS COMMISSION INVESTIGATOR

Conducts impartial investigations into complaints of discrimination in housing, public accommodations and state government employment. Full job description at

CIVIL ENGINEER – BERLIN

www.hrc.vermont.gov.

Successful applicant will be eligible for admission in Vermont with a Juris Doctor (JD) or equivalent Vermont four-year law study.

Demonstrated experience in civil rights, conducting investigations, dispute and conflict resolution, restorative justice and/or training a plus.

To Apply: Send cover letter, resume and a writing sample of 10 pages or less by August 31, 2018 to Jocelyn.bolduc@vermont.gov EEO Employer.

Applications from diverse candidates encouraged.

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We have an exciting opportunity for an independent thinking, problem solving person looking to become a Resident Engineer. If you love working in the field and enjoy being empowered to put your engineering background to work in the beautiful rural settings of Vermont, this position could be right for you. As a Resident Engineer, you will oversee a wide variety of construction projects while gaining valuable experience.

Please Note: This position is being recruited at multiple levels. If you would like to be considered for more than one level, you MUST apply to the specific Job Opening. Department: Agency of Transportation. For more information, contact Jeremy Reed at Jeremy.reed@vermont.gov or 802828-0101. Status: Full Time. Job ID #623829 for level III, #623828 for level IV and #623792 for level V. Application Deadline: September 13, 2018.

BGS MAINTENANCE MECHANIC II – BURLINGTON Do you have experience in multiple trades? We are in search of an individual who can work independently as well as with others. Work includes installation, repair, and maintenance of buildings, systems, equipment, and machinery. Computer proficiency and a valid driver’s license is a must. Background check is required. Benefits include Health Insurance, Dental Plan, Flexible Spending, Life Insurance, Paid Time Off etc. For more information, contact Joshua Reese at 802-922-3508 or Joshua. reese@vermont.gov. Department: Building and General Services. Status: Full Time. Job ID # 623822. Application Deadline: September 9, 2018.

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Northfield Savings Bank is looking for a professional to join our team as a Business Systems Analyst for our Information Technology department located at our Berlin Operations Center.

The Business Systems Analyst will collect, analyze and monitor business area requirements that will lead to the development, upgrade or implementation of computer application programs. This position offers a strong opportunity to work for a growing premier Vermont mutual savings bank.

The Business Systems Analyst will be responsible for testing, updating and correcting problems as they develop for business software systems. This individual will work with Business Areas, investigate systems features and applicability to business need and manage a project’s scope, acceptance, installation and deployment from start to finish.

The Business Systems Analyst must possess excellent communication and customer service skills for both internal and external customers. Requirements include: Effective Project Management skills, a Bachelor’s Degree in Business Administration, Computer Science or Information Technology and two years’ related experience. Direct knowledge of banking software systems and experience in a financial institution is preferred.

Northfield Savings Bank, founded in 1867, is the largest banking institution headquartered in Vermont. NSB offers a competitive compensation and benefits package including medical, dental, profit sharing, matching 401(K) retirement program, professional development opportunities, and a positive work environment supported by a team culture.

Please submit your resume and application in confidence to: Careers@nsbvt.com (Preferred) Or mail: Northfield Savings Bank, Human Resources P.O. Box 7180 Barre, VT 05641-7180 Equal Opportunity Employer/Member FDIC

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Step Ahead Innovations, Inc. (SAI) is a rapidly growing VT-based IoT water tech company developing next generation realtime water quality monitoring products using advanced fluorescent technology and cloud-based Web Apps. Join our talented team as we prepare to launch the revolutionary MindStream Monitor.

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A busy, mid-sized family practice is seeking a parttime front desk person. This • Senior Web Developer • Production Manager/Supervisor position is for Wednesdays, Fridays, plus Saturday and • Engineering Technician • QC Specialist Sunday mornings and is • Director of Manufacturing • Buyer/Purchasing Specialist approximately 24 hours per week. Experience using The company’s initial products are aimed at the high-end saltwater an electronic health record preferred. Duties include aquarium market. Additional platforms for the company’s patented answering phones, greeting advanced fluorescent indicator science technology include aquaculture, patients, gathering and hydroponics, municipal water, and environmental monitoring. To learn inputting demographic more, visit the company’s website at www.MindStreamH2O.com/Careers. information, scheduling Step Ahead Innovations is an Equal Opportunity Employer. appointments, among other duties. Please email cover letter and resume WHERE YOU AND to: Cheryl McCaffrey, 8/9/184t-BethGilpin(MINDSTREAM)082218.indd 4:09 PM 1 8/24/18 2:09 PM 7/13/18 12:55 PM Practice Administrator, YOUR WORK MATTER...

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Champlain Housing Trust’s HomeOwnership Center, serving the affordable housing needs of Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle Counties, is seeking a Home Education Coordinator and Shared Equity Coordinator. These dynamic 11+ month positions require a Bachelors degree or related work experience, proficient computer and writing skills, and a commitment to community service. Experience in housing, teaching, or lending is a plus. Positions start September 10, 2018. Applications will be accepted until the positions are filled.

Visit www.getahome.org/careers for more info.

Questions? Contact Barbara or Jaclyn at 862-6244 or Toll-free 877-274-7431.

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Would you enjoy stable, challenging work on a schedule that meets your needs in a collegial office environment where you use your clinical expertise to provide medical consultation to disability adjudicators?

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Are you looking for an opportunity for a new or supplemental part time career outside a clinical setting while expanding your knowledge of unusual, potentially disabling conditions and their treatment?

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The Vermont Disability Determination Services is seeking to contract with part-time physicians with current, unrestricted Vermont licensure (M.D. or D.O.) to provide consultation services in review and assessment of medical case files for disability applications.

Training is provided, and the work is performed at the Disability Determination Office in Waterbury, VT on a flexible schedule during regular work hours with no patient care responsibilities.

For details, questions, and application materials, contact DDS Director Trudy Lyon-Hart at 802-241-2464 or Trudy.Lyon-Hart@ssa.gov All applications must be received no later than 4:30 PM Monday, October 01, 2018.

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Nursing Opportunity: Are you ready?

Down Home Kitchen in Montpelier is currently hiring for front of house and line cooks for both full and part time positions. The restaurant provides scratch made food with love to the community and is seeking motivated, responsible, and positive individuals to join our team. If you feel you meet these qualifications, we’d love to meet with you.

Due to growth and internal promotions, our accomplished nursing team is seeking to add a second shift Nursing Leadership position.

Are you ready to take the next step in your career?

We are seeking an upbeat, creative individual with a passion for helping seniors live their best lives.

If you have the desire to use your nursing talents in tandem with your team leadership skills and appreciate a support system second-to-none, we’d like to meet you.

Please send resumes to: Maureen Ellison, Director of Operations at mellison@mansfieldplacevt.com, or Rachael Vanmeter, Health Services Director at rvanmeter@mansfieldplacevt.com.

You can email your resume to info@downhomekitchenvt.com or swing by the restaurant at 100 Main Street, Montpelier.

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Mansfield Place Assisted Living and Memory Care 18 Carmichael St., Essex Jct, VT 05452 www.mansfieldplacevt.com 802-871-5808

The Hilton Burlington is looking for Maintenance Engineers!

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You’ve always been curious about how things work. And when things stop working, you can’t help taking them apart and putting them back together so they DO. Easy breezy. Then, working as a Maintenance Engineer at the Hilton Burlington Lake Champlain may be just the right place for you to use your technical knowledge and knack for fixing.

As a Maintenance Engineer, you will: • Take regular action to keep guest room and areas fully operable for guest comfort and safety and the work environment safe for fellow associates.

• Use your wits and technical abilities to solve problems and make repairs effectively and efficiently.

• Respond courteously to guest requests promptly and resolve matters to the guest’s satisfaction.

• Help keep the mechanical areas safe, orderly, and clean and maintain legible, orderly records.

Fundamentals: A high school diploma with technical or vocational schooling is preferred. Hotel experience is also preferred but not required. General knowledge of technical fields, such as carpentry, painting, and electrical, is a plus. This position requires lifting at least 40 pounds.

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Lund offers hope and opportunity to families through education, treatment, family support and adoption.

Cook for Early Childhood Program: Part-Time About the Position:

• Cook will perform meal planning, preparation and clean up in a licensed child care setting following nutrition and whole food focused program guidelines. Ideal candidate will have an interest in providing nutritious, kid friendly fare utilizing local produce and fresh fruits and vegetables as often as possible while working within an established budget.

• Lund’s early childhood team is a play-based center that is mission-driven and committed to supporting vulnerable families.

• Early childhood teachers collaborate with community partners to ensure all children are receiving services that provide for optimal care and education.

• Hours are 9-1, Monday-Friday, with the possibility of extra hours working as a substitute in our classrooms, if desired.

What We Look For:

• A self-motivated and creative individual who can work effectively in a fast paced setting while managing deadlines and food program requirements.

• A candidate who is passionate and committed to working with a dedicated group of professionals and an energetic and inspiring group of young children ranging in ages 4 months – 5 years.

• Food preparation and service experience preferred.

Why Join Our Team at Lund:

• Ongoing training opportunities available.

• Lund is a multi-service nonprofit that has served families and children throughout Vermont for 125 years.

• Our mission is to help children thrive by empowering families to break cycles of poverty, addiction and abuse.

On the Job Training will be provided.

• Commitment surrounding diversity and cultural competence.

We have excellent benefits including medical, dental, vision, life insurance, 401k, hotel room discounts worldwide and so much more!

• Lund offers a comprehensive benefit package for full-time positions including health, dental, life insurance, disability, retirement, extensive time off accrual and holiday pay.

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• Excellent opportunity to join strengths-based team of multi-disciplinary professionals.

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Please send resume and cover letter to: Human Resources, PO Box 4009, Burlington, VT 05406-4009 fax (802) 864-1619 email: employment@lundvt.org

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Accountant/Bookkeeper

A Colchester, VT, accounting firm is looking for qualified bookkeepers and accountants.

Tax experience is a plus but not a requirement. Full or part time hours are available for the right person. Multiple positions are available. Send resumes to:

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Join our hard working team of terrific people at Otter Creek Bakery now in our 32nd year of business in the heart of Middlebury! Full to part time. Check out our website, www.ottercreekbakery.com, to see what we do. Interested? Send resume to info@ottercreekbakery.com with references and availability.

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Engaging minds that change the world

Center for Health and Wellbeing Counseling and Psychiatry Services Temporary Positions Psychiatrist Psychiatric Nurse Practitioner Psychiatric Physician Assistant

The University of Vermont is seeking Psychiatrists, Psychiatric Nurse Practitioner and Psychiatric Physician Assistants to join our Counseling and Psychiatry Services (CAPS) team for the upcoming academic year. The ideal candidate would be available 2-4 days per week. We are searching for providers who can work well 3:47 PMin the fast-paced and cyclical nature of a college counseling center. Duties include providing consultation, medication evaluations, and psychiatric crisis intervention for high-risk students.

Psychiatrists - Minimum qualifications: Licensed as a physician in the State of Vermont; completion of residency in psychiatry and Board Eligible in psychiatry.

Experience in working with patients with eating disorders, substance use disorders, and dual diagnosis.

Age Well, a nonprofit senior advocacy and services provider and Vermont’s largest Area Agency on Aging, seeks a dynamic leader who is passionate about serving Vermont seniors and their caregivers while leading dedicated and equally passionate staff and volunteers to fulfill Age Well’s mission: to provide the support and guidance that inspires our community to embrace aging with confidence.

Psychiatric Nurse Practitioners – Minimum qualifications: Master’s level APRN, ARNP or RN-CS with psychiatric experience and specialty. Applicants must possess a Vermont license. DEA required.

Psychiatric Physician Assistant – Minimum qualifications: Bachelor’s degree in Health Science, graduate of an approved physician approved physician assistant program, certified by National Commission on Certification of Physician Assistants (NCCPA) and licensed as a PA in the State of Vermont, DEA certificate.

Psychiatric experience and specialty.

Demonstrated professional commitment to diversity and inclusiveness is essential.

Temporary employees are not eligible for benefits. Position will be for the 2018-19 academic year. Interested individuals should submit a letter of interest and current resume to Lori Abbott, CAPS Administrative Coordinator at Lori.Abbott@ uvm.edu.

The ideal candidate has a track record of effective team management and results-driven leadership, ensuring a positive and supportive workplace culture, and the ability to direct all strategic and operational functions of an innovative and community-based organization that is redefining aging services.

The University of Vermont is an Equal Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. All qualified applicants will receive consideration for employment without regard to race, color, religion, sex, sexual orientation, gender identity, national origin, disability, protected veteran status, or any other category legally protected by federal or state law. The University encourages applications from all individuals who will contribute to the diversity and excellence of the institution.

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Salary Range ($65,000 - $80,000)

The foundation of Age Well entails delivering on four strategic pillars of programmatic services: • Meals On Wheels – serving over 300,000 meals annually in Addison, Chittenden, Franklin and Grand Isle counties • Senior Helpline – providing information and assistance for seniors and their caregivers • Staying Home – enabling seniors to remain healthy and independent in their homes • Care Transitions – guiding and supporting successful transition and recovery from hospital or rehabilitation to home If you are a collaborative and outcome–driven leader with a passion for providing Vermont seniors with an enhanced, sustainable quality of life, we want to hear from you.

To apply and/or request additional information, please email our external search partner, Beth Gilpin Consulting, at beth@bethgilpin.com. For a complete job description, please visit www.agewellvt.org/about/careers.

Visit agewellvt.org/about/careers to learn more and apply.

Since 1974, we have provided Northwestern Vermonters with essential services to help them age well.

Meals on Wheels | Care Coordination | Helpline: 1-800-642-5119 Age Well is a 501(c)(3) nonprofit and an Equal Opportunity Employer.

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The City of Barre, Vermont, is accepting applications for the new position of Finance Director. This position will report directly to the City Manager and is responsible for day-to-day financial operations of the City. This is a full-time, exempt salaried position.

The City of Barre offers a competitive rate of pay commensurate with qualifications and experience (salary range $65,000 to $80,000) with a competitive benefits package.

Applications will be accepted until Friday, September 14, 2018 or until the position is filled.

For a more detailed job description and City of Barre Employment Application, see the Barre City website, www.barrecity.org under “City Job Openings.”

E-mail or mail letter of interest, resume, completed Barre City Employment Application and a minimum of 3 work-related references to rtaft@barrecity.org or mail to City of Barre - Attn: Rikk Taft, 6 N. Main St., Suite 2, Barre VT 05641.

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TRAINING COORDINATOR Master’s degree in social work or a related field and two to three years’ experience in child protection and/ or youth justice required. Knowledge and experience in child protection youth justice, child/family health/ mental health, education, human development, foster care and/or adoption required. Experience designing curricula and teaching/training in both classroom and online required. Demonstrated ability to manage multiple deadlines is critical. Effective written and verbal communications skills and working knowledge of word processing, e-learning platforms, training management systems, spreadsheets, internet and email communication required. Ability to travel frequently to off-site work locations around the state required.

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Now Hiring Full & Part Time Sales Associates!

One day you could be thanking donors for their bags of clothing, the next you could be pricing crockpots and placing them on shelves. This way, your work stays interesting.

We want to hire friendly people. That’s pretty much the main requirement of this job. We need people who can be kind, even in challenging situations. If you can be a kind, flexible teammate who is open to ever-changing tasks, we want you on our team!

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Mammut is a leading provider of outdoor apparel and gear serving the North American marketplace. The noticeably high level of Main office located on the UVM campus; off-site work identification with the brand is evidence of the enthusiasm and locations may also be available. Please apply online at: passion of our employees for mountain/outdoor sports. We are www.uvmjobs.com/postings/31421 Posting 31421. driven by the quest to create products with the highest level The University of Vermont is an Equal of quality, innovation and functionality in the alpine, climbing, Opportunity/Affirmative Action Employer. mountaineering and snow sports segments. Our culture is easygoing, open and shaped by trust and helpfulness. We enjoy our work; fairness and team spirit are essential to us. In order to support our growth strategy, we are investing in important business areas to extend and strengthen our headquarters and 5v-UVMChildWelfare082918.indd 1 8/24/18 3:43 PM distribution network. Would you also like to be part of Mammut?

WHAT WE ARE SEARCHING FOR: Spring Lake Ranch is a long term residential program for adults with mental health and addiction issues.

Residents find strength and hope through shared work and community. We are searching for:

Work Program Director

Responsible for management of the therapeutic work and adventure programs; supervising work program staff, planning and organizing adventure programming to include canoeing, backpacking, and ski trips. Will be a member of the Ranch Leadership Team and must be enthusiastic about becoming a member of a therapeutic community. Bachelor’s degree in psychology, counseling, social work, or adventure based therapeutic programming is required; with experience in a psychiatric treatment, education, or wilderness therapy preferred. Ideal candidates will have a great sense of humor, high tolerance for frustration, and incredible ability to roll with change.

Applicants must send a cover letter indicating their interest in Spring Lake Ranch along with resume to: marym@springlakeranch.org, or fax to (802) 492-3331, or mail to SLR, 1169 Spring Lake Road, Cuttingsville, VT 05738.

We are actively searching for a new addition to our Customer Service team. You share our passion for all aspects of the outdoors and enjoy interacting with enthusiasts on a daily basis.

You thrive in a fast-paced collaborative work environment that celebrates success and rewards a job well done. You take pride in your work and are not afraid to roll up your sleeves. You are open to change and support a continuous improvement culture.

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Order entry, accuracy a requirement Interact with customer base in a friendly, knowledgeable and professional manner Assist customers with inquiries on product Support external sales team and respond to requests in a timely manner Daily order management that requires communication and resolution of issues Support customer warranty and repair inquiries

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Strong verbal and written communication skills Problem solving skills Proficiency in Microsoft Office ERP experience desired, Dynamics preferred World-class customer service experience

This is a full time, salaried position. Mammut offers paid vacation and holidays, 401(k) with employer matching, medical coverage.

Mammut does not discriminate in employment on the basis of race, color, religion, sex (including pregnancy and gender identity), national origin, political affiliation, sexual orientation, marital status, disability, genetic information, age, membership in an employee organization, retaliation, parental status, military service, or other non-merit factor.

Submit cover letter and resume to Andy@mammutusa.com.

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Vermont Oxford Network (VON) is a nonprofit voluntary collaboration of health care professionals at over 1,200 hospitals and organizations worldwide, working together to improve medical care for the most vulnerable newborns. At VON we transform data into action to help save babies’ lives. We are seeking a new Program Assistant to join our passionate, growing team in the fun and relaxed atmosphere of our offices in the heart of Burlington’s Pine Street innovation corridor. Ranked as one of the Best Places to Work in Vermont in 2018 by the Best Companies Group, VON values innovation, creativity, and respect for every team member.

Program Assistant Vermont Oxford Network is seeking a full-time Program Assistant to join our dynamic Division of Quality Improvement and Education. The Program Assistant will support VON’s NICQ and iNICQ programs – unique interdisciplinary quality improvement collaboratives made up of neonatal teams and families seeking to improve neonatal care. The Program Assistant will help prepare content for and execute webinars, face-to-face meetings, and online educational offerings throughout the year. The Program Assistant will also support the Director of Quality Improvement and Education. This role requires strong skills in written communication, administrative support, and project management.

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We’re all about mission at Vermont Student Assistance Corporation (VSAC). Help us fulfill our mission of providing all Vermont students with information and financial resources to reach their educational goals. You’ll work in a relaxed yet challenging environment. We offer many top notch benefits, plus a fabulous on site fitness room & café.

BROADCAST CHIEF ENGINEER Vermont PBS is looking for a Broadcast Chief Engineer to manage its television broadcast facilities. The Broadcast Chief Engineer will manage the installation, maintenance and repair of studio, transmitting and ancillary equipment. This position includes responsibility for all RF, telecommunications, computer and networking systems, as well as for managing engineering staff.

Responsibilities include compliance with FCC rules and regulations, the ability to troubleshoot broadcast equipment to the component level, troubleshoot/repair high-power transmitting facilities, and IT skills including local area and wide area networking. Associate’s or technical degree in Electrical Engineering Technology or related field or equivalent level of experience required.

STAFF ACCOUNTANT Vermont PBS is seeking a Staff Accountant. Duties include preparing monthly journal entries, reconciliation of balance sheet accounts, reconciliation of bank statements, preparing reconciliations and schedules for external auditors, and payroll processing.

The ideal candidate will possess a degree in Accounting or related field and have two or more years of experience. They will also have strong computer skills including Excel and accounting systems. They will also have excellent problem identification and resolution skills and the ability to multitask while meeting deadlines.

For more information please visit our website at www.vermontpbs.org/careers.

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Project Manager We’re looking for an experienced person to join our Information Technology/Project Management Team as a Project Manager who will manage projects that can have a high impact, profile, cost and/or complexity to our organization.

You will work with our senior managers and other business users; you will provide leadership for project teams, convey information clearly & concisely, oversee testing, implementation and reconciliation of software upgrades, coordinate project management workplans, business requirements, ensure positive and productive working relationships with internal and external customers and coordinate the resolution of high priority system issues. Our ideal candidate will have a bachelor’s degree and at least 3 years of relevant work experience, project management experience in technology and software development applications.

VSAC offers a dynamic, professional environment with competitive compensation and generous benefits package.

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“All the world’s a stage, and all the men and women merely players,” wrote William Shakespeare in his 17th-century comedy As You Like It. New York Citybased theater company Stand Up Shakespeare brings its annual production of Shakespeare Alive! A Bard-Based Variety Show to Vermont. Now in its 18th year, this hour of romance, comedy, tragedy and history delights audience members with an all-new collection of scenes, skits, songs and soliloquies — each based on works by the Elizabethan playwright. Bravo!

‘SHAKESPEARE ALIVE! A BARD-BASED VARIETY SHOW’ Saturday, September 1, noon-1:15 p.m., at the Union Christian Church, President Calvin Coolidge State Historic Site, in Plymouth Notch. Free. Info, 672-3389.

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Revelers say so long to Vermont’s shortest and sweetest season at a full-blown hootenanny presented by Suicide Six Ski Area and ArtisTree Community Arts Center. The Base Lodge Bluegrass Festival sends spirits soaring with toe-tapping tunes, kids’ activities and palate-pleasing provisions, including beer, snacks and barbecue fare. An opening set by Deadgrass, a string band celebrating the music of Jerry Garcia, paves the way for the acoustic newgrass stylings of the Hot Flannel All-Stars (pictured), fronted by fifthgeneration fiddler Patrick Ross. The end-of-summer hoedown reaches new heights with free scenic lift rides until 6:15 p.m.

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Friday, August 31, 5:30-9:45 p.m., at Suicide Six Ski Area in South Pomfret. $28-35; free for kids under 12. Info, 457-3500, artistreevt.org.

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‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: Viewers plunge into fantastic places and meet amazing creatures with water as their guide. Northfield Savings Bank 3D Theater: A National Geographic Experience, ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 11 a.m., 1 & 3 p.m. $3-5 plus regular admission, $13.50-16.50; admission free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 864-1848.

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BEERLINGTON FOAMERS MARKET: Shoppers snag veggies from Three Chimney Farm’s pop-up farm stand and sip Foam Brewers suds. Foam Brewers, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 391-9047.

COMMUNITY SUPPER: A scrumptious spread connects friends and neighbors. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m.

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FIVE CORNERS FARMERS MARKET: Conscious consumers shop local produce, premade treats and crafts. 3 Main St., Essex Junction, 4-7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 5cornersfarmersmarket@ gmail.com.

ICE CREAM SOCIAL: Sweets lovers spoon up frozen dairy treats alongside food-truck fare. Lawn, Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 800-465-5909.

PLATTSBURGH FARMERS & CRAFTERS’ MARKET: Fresh fruits and veggies, baked goods, cheeses and handmade crafts provide shoppers with plenty to nourish their eyes and bodies.

Durkee Street, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 518-493-4644.

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VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: Local products — veggies, breads, pastries, cheeses, wines, syrups, jewelry, crafts and beauty supplies — draw shoppers to a diversified bazaar.

Depot Park, Rutland, 3-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 342-4727.

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BRIDGE CLUB: Players have fun with the popular card game. Burlington Bridge Club, Williston, 9:15 a.m. & 1:30 p.m. $6. Info, 872-5722.

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CRIBBAGE TEAMS: Longtime players and neophytes alike aim for a value of 15 or 31 in this competitive card game.

Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3322.

PINOCHLE & RUMMY: Card sharks engage in friendly competition. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 10 a.m.

Free. Info, 223-3322.

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BONE BUILDERS EXERCISE CLASSES: Folks of all ages ward off osteoporosis in an exercise and prevention class.

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HEALTHY LADIES’ NIGHT: A three-part series with wellness experts Kate Greenleaf and Becky Widschwenter puts participants on the path to well-being.

Waterbury Public Library, 7-8 p.m. Free; preregister; limited space. Info, 244-7036.

RESILIENCE FLOW: FOR THOSE WITH A HISTORY OF TBI OR BRAIN INJURY: Individuals affected by a traumatic brain injury practice breath work, slow grounded movement and guided meditation. Sangha Studio, Pine, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 448-4262.

TOMGIRL WALKING CLUB: Pups and pals in tow, pedestrians make strides toward health.

Tomgirl Juice Co., Burlington, noon-1 p.m. Free. Info, 540-0337.

WEDNESDAY GUIDED MEDITATION: Individuals learn to relax and let go. Burlington Friends Meeting House, 5:306:30 p.m. Free. Info, 318-8605.

Y12SR: YOGA OF 12-STEP RECOVERY: Folks in addiction recovery and those affected by the addictive behavior of others are welcome to take part in a sharing circle and themed yoga class. Sangha Studio, Pine, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 448-4262.

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BEGINNER & INTERMEDIATE/ ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASSES: Learners take communication to the next level.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

CONVERSATIONAL SPANISH GROUP: Speakers brush up on their language skills en español.

New Moon Café, Burlington, 5:30-6:30 p.m. $15. Info, maigomez1@hotmail.com.

LUNCH IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE: SPANISH: ¡Hola!

Language lovers perfect their fluency. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3338.

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THE SUMMER HEAT POETRY WORKSHOP — DEVELOPING YOUR UNIQUE STYLE AND PRACTICE: An hour of writing prompts paves the way for a discussion on specific topics related to poetry for LGBTQ women and trans and gendernonconforming individuals.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free; for ages 18 and up.

Info, poetryxlass@gmail.com.

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BELLA VOCE WOMEN’S CHORUS AUDITIONS: Sopranos sing their hearts out for spots in Vermont’s premier women’s vocal ensemble. Colchester location provided upon registration. 6:30-8 p.m.

Free; preregister. Info, director@ bellavocevt.org.

BURLINGTON CITY ARTS SUMMER CONCERTS: DADDY LONG LEGS: Rick Ceballos, David Gusakov and Matt Witten combine talents with lively interpretations of Celtic, jazz and more. Burlington City Hall Park, noon. Free. Info, 865-7166.

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BUGGIN’ OUT: Those with an interest in insects catch and learn about the life cycles of local species. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

HERE BE DRAGONFLIES: Entomology enthusiasts capture and identify species during this basic introduction to the winged insects. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 2 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

MAKING TRACKS, SEEING SKINS & SKULLS: Outdoorsy types search for signs of furbearing animals and make plaster-of-paris track casts to take home. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 5 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

PLANTS THAT HURT & PLANTS THAT HELP: On a botany walk, outdoors lovers get to know medicinal, poisonous and edible species growing in Vermont state parks. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 3:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

seminars

CPR & DEFIBRILLATOR TRAINING: Williston fire officer Prescott Nadeau leads a handson lesson in life-saving techniques. Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

FOMO? Find even more local events in this newspaper and online:

art Find visual art exhibits and events in the art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section and at sevendayst.com/movies.

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HOUSE & FORMAL GARDENS TOUR: Explorations of the inn and its grounds culminate in afternoon tea with sweets and savories. Shelburne Farms, 2:304 p.m. $20; preregister. Info, 985-8686.

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DUO DICKINSON: In “The Beauty of Time Passing,” the architect introduces an approach to his craft that integrates history into the aesthetic of creating new structures. Refreshments follow.

Yestermorrow Design/Build School, Waitsfield, 7-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 496-5545.

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‘ANN’: “House of Cards” actress Jayne Atkinson stars in a play about firecracker Texas governor Ann Richards, written by Holland Taylor. Dorset Playhouse, 7:30 p.m. $48-58. Info, 867-2223, ext. 101.

‘THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY’: A forbidden love affair between a photographer and a farmer’s wife plays out in Stowe Theatre Guild’s production of this new musical based on the best-selling novel by Robert James Waller. Stowe Town Hall Theatre, 7:30-10:30 p.m. $14-20.

Info, tickets@stowetheatre.com.

DEMOLITION DERBY: Step on it! Special guests the Welterweights entertain the crowd at this annual bout of road rage and spectacular crashes that leaves only one car running. Coca-Cola Grandstand, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 6:30 p.m. $9-13.

Info, 863-5966.

FEAST & FIELD MARKET: Locally grown produce and acoustic tunes from Night Tree are on the menu at a pastoral party. See calendar spotlight. Fable Farm, Barnard, market, 4:30-7:30 p.m.; concert, 5:30-8 p.m. Donations.

Info, feastandfield@gmail.com.

GUIDED TOURS: See WED.29.

JOB HUNT HELP: Community College of Vermont interns assist employment seekers with everything from résumé-writing to online applications. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 2:305:30 p.m. Free. Info, 745-1393.

MEMORY CAFÉ: People experiencing memory loss and their caregivers connect in a relaxed atmosphere. American Legion Post 20, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 1-3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 518-564-3369.

QUEEN CITY GHOST WALK: GHOSTS & LEGENDS OF LAKE CHAMPLAIN: Vermont’s queen of Halloween, Thea Lewis, tells the ghostly tales that inspired her book on paranormal phenomena. Meet 10 minutes before the start time. Battery Park, Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

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SUMMERVALE: Locavores fête farms and farmers at a weekly event centered on food, brews and kids’ activities, with City Market, Onion River Co-op workshops and live music. Intervale Center, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m.

Donations. Info, abby@intervale. org.

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Snag a spot and rappel nine stories! Or cheer with us on the ground!

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOURS: Foodies sample farmfresh eats on a scrumptious stroll dedicated to the Queen City’s culinary past. Awning behind ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. $55. Info, 238-8828.

COMMUNITY LUNCH: Farmfresh fare makes for a delicious and nutritious midday meal. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 1-2 p.m. Free.

Info, 888-492-8218, ext. 309.

ROSÉ ALL DAY: Cheers! Imbibers sip from a broad selection of pink vinos. New Orleans-based songstress Esther Rose serenades from 5 to 7 p.m., followed by a sundown set by DJ Mae. Juniper, Burlington, noon-10 p.m. Free. Info, 855-650-0080.

SOUTH END BEERS & VEGGIES: Switchback Brewing beer in hand, healthy eaters snag fresh veggies from a pop-up farm stand. Shoppers may preorder at threechimneyfarm.com. The Tap Room at Switchback Brewing, Burlington, 5-7 p.m. Free. Info, 391-9047.

TRUCKS, TAPS & TUNES: Food trucks, craft brews and live music by local acts make for an evening of family-friendly fun. Essex Shoppes & Cinema, 5-8 p.m. Free.

Info, info@essexexperience.com.

VERMONT BEER PAIRING POPUP SERIES: Gourmands gorge on a three-course meal served alongside a local brew. Village Café at Bolton Valley, 5-9 p.m. $45. Info, 434-3444.

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CELEBRATE YOUR FARMER SOCIAL: A certified organic vegetable producer plays host at a NOFA-VT wood-fired pizza party, followed by a tour of the grounds. Grateful Morning Farm, Shaftsbury, 5:30-7:30 p.m. $10.

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WRITING CIRCLE: Words flow when participants explore creative expression in a lowpressure environment. The Pathways Vermont Community Center, Burlington, 4-5 p.m. Free.

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RECOVERY WRITE NOW: Wordsmiths in recovery let their creativity flow in a lively and supportive setting. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 6-7:15 p.m. Free. Info, writelife1@ hotmail.com.

‘SATAN & ADAM’: A 2018 documentary brings the friendship between one-man band Sterling “Mr. Satan” Magee and harmonica master Adam Gussow into focus. Film House, Main Street Landing Performing Arts Center, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-8; free for Vermont International Film Foundation members. Info, 660–2600.

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‘MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET’: Rock hits such as “Blue Suede Shoes” fuel a dramatization of the recording session that brought together Elvis Presley, Johnny Cash, Jerry Lee Lewis and Carl Perkins. Weston Playhouse Main Stage, 2-4:30 & 7:30-10 p.m. $54-68. Info, 824-5288.

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‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: An all-new version of the longest-running revue in off-Broadway history comes to the Green Mountain State courtesy of ArtisTree Community Arts Center’s Music Theatre Festival. The Grange Theatre, South Pomfret, 7:309:30 p.m. $30. Info, 457-8723.

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‘MODIFIED’: This 2017 firstperson documentary serves food for thought by questioning why genetically modified organisms are not labeled on edible products in the U.S. and Canada.

A discussion follows. Woodstock Town Hall Theatre, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 457-2911.

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Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $10-12; free for kids 12 and under with an adult. Info, 863-5966.

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COMMUNITY ROWING: Active bodies experience a physical workout while enjoying the beauty of Lake Champlain.

Perkins Pier, Burlington, 5:157:30 p.m. $10; $175 for season membership; free for first-timers; preregister; limited space.

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WORCESTER COMMUNITY MARKET: Local produce, live bands and kids’ activities bring neighbors together. 52 Elmore Rd., Worcester, 5-8 p.m. Free.

Info, 272-3309.

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BEGINNERS TAI CHI CLASS: Students get a feel for the ancient Chinese practice. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 10-11 a.m. Free. Info, 223-3322.

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CHAIR YOGA WITH SANGHA STUDIO: Supported poses promote health and wellbeing. Champlain Senior Center, Burlington, 10:30-11:30 a.m.

Free. Info, 448-4262.

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YOGA: A Sangha Studio instructor guides students who are in recovery toward achieving inner tranquility. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 5-6 p.m. Free. Info, 448-4262.

music

Find club dates in the music section.

HUNGER MOUNTAIN CO-OP BROWN BAG SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: Montpelier bluesman Dave Keller strikes a chord with audience members. Courtyard, Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, noon. Free. Info, 223-9604.

KIND BUD’S KIND DUBS: The skillful guitarist finds eager ears with a mixture of original and well-known groovy tunes. Denny Park, Bradford, 6 p.m. Donations.

Info, 222-4727.

MUSIC IN THE VINEYARD SUMMER CONCERT SERIES: Oenophiles let loose with live music by Phil Abair, award-winning wine, and mouthwatering eats. BYO seating. Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, picnicking begins, 5 p.m.; music, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 372-9463.

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SUNSET AQUADVENTURE PADDLE: Stunning scenery welcomes boaters, who explore the Waterbury Reservoir in search of local wildlife. Contact 4T-GoodCitizen082918.indd 1

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NAMI VERMONT FAMILY-TOFAMILY CLASS: The National Alliance on Mental Illness builds understanding between individuals struggling with psychological health and their loved ones. Details provided upon registration. Downtown Rutland, 6 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 800-639-6480.

sports

THE MAGIC OF BIRD MIGRATION: Fans of feathered fliers learn how songbirds, shorebirds and other species travel thousands of miles each year with astounding accuracy. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 4 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

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seminars

CHAIR YOGA: FOR THOSE WITH LIMITED MOBILITY: Props and modifications complement elements of a traditional flow class. Sangha Studio, North, Burlington, 2-3:15 p.m. Free. Info, 448-4262.

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS: A 20-minute guided practice with Andrea O’Connor alleviates stress and tension. Tea and a discussion follow. Winooski Senior Center, 5:30-6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 233-1161.

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Station, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 6:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

DISC GOLF LEAGUES: Players aim for targets in a fun and social tournament. Bolton Valley Resort, 6 p.m. $7-14. Info, 434-3444.

TECH SUPPORT: Need an email account? Want to enjoy ebooks?

Bring your phone, tablet or laptop to a weekly help session. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 5-7 p.m.

Free. Info, 748-8291, ext. 302.

theater

‘ANN’: See WED.29.

‘THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY’: See WED.29.

‘HEY BIG SPENDER: THE MUSIC OF CY COLEMAN’: “Come Follow the Band,” “If My Friends Could See Me Now” and other Broadway favorites pepper this fun-filled revue performed by Seagle Music Colony artists.

Depot Theatre, Westport, N.Y., 5 p.m. $28-35. Info, 518-962-4449.

‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See WED.29.

‘MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET’: See WED.29, 7:30-10 p.m.

THE PIRATES & TUXEDO MURDER MYSTERY CRUISE: Who done it? Suppertime sleuths enjoy a delicious dinner and crack a case presented by the October Theatre Company.

Spirit of Ethan Allen, Burlington, 6:30-9 p.m. $52.85. Info, 862-8300.

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COMMUNITY NIGHT AT THE POND: Embracing the spirit of togetherness, students, faculty, staff and local residents kick off the academic year with live music, food trucks and the creation of a time capsule. Hawkins Pond, SUNY Plattsburgh, N.Y., 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 518-564-3200.

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: Senior citizens and their guests catch up over a shared meal. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, noon-1 p.m. $7-9; preregister. Info, 262-6288.

crafts

CRAFTY CRAP NIGHT: Participants bring supplies or ongoing projects and an adventurous attitude to share creative time with other people in

recovery. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 4 p.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

dance

BALLROOM & LATIN DANCING: Singles, couples and beginners are welcome to join in a dance social featuring the waltz, tango and more. Williston Jazzercise Fitness Center, 8-9:30 p.m. $8.

Info, 862-2269.

ECSTATIC DANCE VERMONT: Inspired by the 5Rhythms dance practice, attendees move, groove, release and open their hearts to life in a safe and sacred space. Christ Episcopal Church, Montpelier, 7-9 p.m. $10. Info, fearnessence@gmail.com.

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GUIDED TOURS: See WED.29.

QUEEN CITY GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: Local historian Thea Lewis treats pedestrians to tales of madmen, smugglers, pub spirits and, of course, ghosts. Arrive 10 minutes early. Democracy sculpture, 199 Main St., Burlington, 7 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966.

TAROT READINGS: A spiritual mentor consults her cards to offer guidance and clarity. Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $1 per minute; preregister.

Info, studio@zenbarnvt.com.

VERMONT E-BIKE & BREW TOUR: Electric bicycles transport suds lovers to three local beer producers via scenic routes. Old Mill Park, Johnson, noon-4:30 p.m. $75. Info, 730-0161.

fairs & festivals

BASE LODGE BLUEGRASS FESTIVAL: Hot Flannel All-Stars headline an end-of-summer celebration offering brews, barbecue fare, kids’ activities and scenic lift rides. See calendar spotlight. Suicide Six Ski Area, South Pomfret, 5:30-9:45 p.m. $28-35; free for kids under 12.

Info, 457-3500.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See WED.29.

LAWN FEST: Deal seekers find gently used treasures — from jewelry and collectibles to toys and household items.

Homemade chili, baked beans and hot dogs are for lunch.

Waterbury Center Community Church, 9 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 244-8089.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.29.

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.29.

food & drink

BRANDON FARMERS MARKET: Local farmers, artisans and specialty food producers offer up their goods. Estabrook Park, Brandon, 9 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, 273-2655.

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BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOURS: See THU.30.

CASUAL FRIDAYS: Patrons start the weekend in style with snacks from a diverse menu and a full bar with drink specials and local beers. The Woods Lodge, Northfield, 5:30-10 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 778-0205.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY DINNER TRAIN: Passengers feast on a three-course meal while riding the Green Mountain Railroad from Burlington to Middlebury and back. Union Station, Burlington, 5:30-8:30 p.m. $85100; preregister for Gold Class tickets and parties of eight or more. Info, 800-707-3530.

FARM TABLE FRIDAYS: Guests gather ’round the family table to take in a summer evening and Vermont-inspired cuisine prepared by distinguished guest chefs. Stowe Mountain Lodge, 6-9:30 p.m. $95; preregister; limited space. Info, 760-4058.

FOODWAYS FRIDAYS: Foodies use heirloom herbs and veggies to revive historic recipes in the farmhouse kitchen. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. Regular admission, $4-16; free for members and kids 2 and under. Info, 457-2355.

RICHMOND FARMERS MARKET: An open-air marketplace featuring live music connects cultivators and fresh-food browsers.

Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-7 p.m. Free. Info, info@richmond farmersmarketvt.org.

SUN TO CHEESE TOUR: Fromage fanatics go behind the scenes and follow award-winning farmhouse cheddar from raw milk to finished product.

Shelburne Farms, 1:45-3:45 p.m. $20 includes a block of cheddar; preregister. Info, 985-8686.

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BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.29, 9:15 a.m.

REFUGE RECOVERY: A LOVE SUPREME: Buddhist philosophy is the foundation of this mindfulness-based addictionrecovery community. Turning Point Center, Burlington, noon.

Free. Info, 861-3150.

holidays

CELEBRATE CREATIVITY IN VERMONT: A Labor Day celebration of the arts commences with a cocktail hour and continues with a naughty cabaret, a sculpture tour, an outdoor concert and more. See wilburtoninn.com for details. Various Manchester locations, 6:30-8 p.m. Prices vary. Info, 362-2500.

music

Find club dates in the music section.

‘BEST IN SHOW’: Rick Springfield, the Grammy Award-winning vocalist behind “Jessie’s Girl” and other hits, takes the stage in a Coca-Cola Grandstand concert also featuring Eddie Money, Greg Kihn and Tommy Tutone.

Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $27-58.50 includes gate admission when purchased in advance. Info, 863-5966.

THE DUPONT BROTHERS: The Americana duo performs Vermont-made refrains from an outdoor stage. Back lawn, Woodstock History Center, 5:30 p.m. Free. Info, 457-3981.

‘HEY BIG SPENDER: THE MUSIC OF CY COLEMAN’: See THU.30, 7 p.m.

RED BRICK COFFEE HOUSE: Hot beverages are provided at an open mic and jam session where community members connect over music, cards and board games. Red Brick Meeting House, Westford, 7-10 p.m.

Donations. Info, mpk802vt@ gmail.com.

FOMO?

health & fitness

art Find visual art exhibits and events in the art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

ADVANCED TAI CHI CLASS: Participants keep active with a sequence of slow, controlled movements. Twin Valley Senior Center, East Montpelier, 1-2 p.m.

Free. Info, 223-3322.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section and at sevendayst.com/movies.

BONE BUILDERS EXERCISE CLASSES: See WED.29, 7:308:30 & 10:40-11:40 a.m.

music Find club dates at local venues in the music section and at sevendaysvt.com/music.

All family-oriented events are now published in Kids VT, our free parenting monthly. Look for it on newsstands and check out the online calendar at kidsvt.com.

FORESTRY, HISTORY & THE FUTURE: A GUIDED HIKE: An outdoor program familiarizes trekkers with the sustainably managed working forest.

Carriage Barn Visitor Center, Marsh-Billings-Rockefeller National Historic Park, Woodstock, 10:30 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 457-3368, ext. 222.

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seminars

PREVENT HEALTH CARE FRAUD & UNDERSTAND MEDICARE RIGHTS: Community of Vermont Elders’ Wendy Gillander lays out the latest information on the federal health insurance program. Montpelier Senior Activity Center, 1-2 p.m. Free; preregister.

Info, 223-2518.

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‘MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET’: See WED.29, 7:30-10 p.m.

Delicious & Healthy Mediterranean Cuisine

Our goal is to take you to Istanbul and back with every bite!

Burlington’s only

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presents

‘ANN’: See WED.29.

‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See WED.29.

CLINICAL NEUROSCIENCE RESEARCH UNIT

1140 Williston Rd South Burlington

theater

‘THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY’: See WED.29.

Contact us at 847-8248 or brainage@uvm.edu.

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LITTLE RIVER RAMBLE: With 12v-hairrus082218.indd 1 help from a park interpreter, hikers plan the route and duration of a guided trails tour. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

TOUR OF CCC CAMP SMITH: History hounds visit the remains of a 1930s work camp that housed the 3,000 people who built the Waterbury Dam. Camp Smith Trail parking lot, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

Healthy, non-smoking participants (18-30 years old) needed for a 4 visit UVM study on a chemical system in the healthy brain. Participants will receive $400 for completion of the study.

AT BURLINGTON September THU 6 7PM

RACHEL LINDSAY: RX

Book launch celebration!

SAT 8 11AM

STORY TIME WITH CITY MARKET

WED 12 7PM

DR. PAUL SEWARD: PATIENT CARE

THU 13 7PM

GRAY BASNIGHT: FLIGHT OF THE FOX

THU 20 7PM

LAURIE FOREST: THE IRON FLOWER

We’ll read If You Give a Mouse a Cookie and do a healthy food activity. Free.

Book launch event!

SAT 22 11AM

ROB BRODER: PAUL AND HIS UKULELE

Join us for a story time! Free.

agriculture

GARDENING FOR BUTTERFLIES, BIRDS & BIODIVERSITY: Green thumbs get the dirt on attracting eye-catching creatures to their yards. Nature Center, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 10 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

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TUE 25 7PM

MAUREEN JOHNSON: TRULY DEVIOUS

Meet and greet and book signing.

Free.

RICK WINSTON: RED SCARE IN THE GREEN MOUNTAINS.

Phoenix Books Burlington events are ticketed unless otherwise indicated. Your $3 ticket comes with a coupon for $5 off the featured book.

Proceeds go to Vermont Foodbank.

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LIVING RECOVERY: FOR THOSE IN ADDICTION RECOVERY OR AFFECTED BY THE ADDICTIVE BEHAVIOR OF OTHERS: A moderately paced flow class serves folks overcoming substance

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COEXISTING WITH BEARS: An interpretive ranger demystifies large furry mammals and other area wildlife. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

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ACUDETOX: Attendees in recovery undergo acupuncture to the ear to propel detoxification.

Turning Point Center, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

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PINOCHLE & RUMMY: See WED.29.

Find even more local events in this newspaper and online:

CRIBBAGE TEAMS: See WED.29.

TUBA SKINNY: New Orleans’ rich musical heritage shines through ragtime, Depression-era blues and traditional jazz numbers.

Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 8 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-3031.

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TRUCK STOP: Mobile kitchens dish out mouthwatering meals and libations. Live music and cold beer add to the fun.

ArtsRiot, Burlington, 5-10 p.m.

Cost of food and drink. Info, 540-0406.

use. Sangha Studio, North, Burlington, 3:30-4:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 448-4262.

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crafts

MAD RIVER VALLEY CRAFT FAIR: More than 100 of the region’s top artisans and crafters display their wares amid Green Mountain vistas, live music and local food at this 48th annual gathering. Kenyon’s Field, Waitsfield, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $5; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 496-4420.

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Celebration Thursday, September 6,

Vermont Granite Museum, Barre, 12:30-2:30PM, FREE! Watch the new State House dome sculpture being carved!

Join Governor Phil Scott, sculptors Chris Miller & Jerry Williams, and others as

they honor the creation of this historic new work for the State House. Meet Ceres in person, while enjoying refreshments, fun activities and Nutty Steph’s chocolate “Ceres on a Stick!”

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BURLINGTON WESTIE FIRST SATURDAY DANCE: Hoofers hit the dance floor for a themed evening of blues and West Coast swing.

North End Studio A, Burlington, introductory lesson, 6:30 p.m.; workshop, 7 p.m.; dance, 8-11 p.m. $8-12; free for first-timers. Info, burlingtonwestie@gmail.com.

CONTRA DANCE: Nils Fredland calls the steps for a traditional social dance with music by the Clayfoot Strutters. Capital City Grange, Berlin, instruction session, 7:35 p.m.; dance, 8-11 p.m. $5-15. Info, 829-9355.

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BLUES, BREWS & BBQ: The Dave Keller Band and other live acts provide the musical backdrop for a sampling session of local ales, lagers and ciders. Stratton Mountain Resort, 11 a.m.-5 p.m. $38 includes a tasting glass and 10 sample tickets. Info, 800-787-2886.

GUIDED TOURS: See WED.29.

HISTORIC BARN HOUSE TOURS: Attendees view authentic African art, impressive architecture and antique fixtures during a stroll through historic buildings. Clemmons Family Farm, Charlotte, 10-11:30 a.m. $10; preregister. Info, 310-0097.

INDEPENDENT COMMUNITY MEETING PLACE: Anything goes in an in-person networking group where folks can share hobbies, play music and discuss current events — without using online social sites. Presto Music Store, South Burlington, 10 a.m.noon. Free. Info, 658-0030.

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LABOR & LEISURE DAY: Folks help out with 19th-century farm chores, then unwind with wagon rides and homemade ice cream. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 10 a.m.-5 p.m.

Regular admission, $4-16; free for members and kids under 3.

Info, 457-2355.

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LEGAL CLINIC: Attorneys offer complimentary consultations on a first-come, first-served basis. 274 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 10 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 383-2118.

OVER THE EDGE FOR THE FLYNN: Adventurous fundraisers rappel down the side of the hotel while raising money for the performing arts organization.

Courtyard Marriott Burlington Harbor, 9 a.m. Funds raised; preregister. Info, 652-4533.

QUEEN CITY GHOST WALK: DARKNESS FALLS: See FRI.31.

VERMONT E-BIKE & BREW TOUR: See FRI.31.

fairs & festivals

BOLTON COMMUNITY FAIR: Area residents connect over food, games and bounce houses.

Local businesses are on hand to show their neighbors what they do. Bolton Valley Nordic Center, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, erc@ boltonvt.com.

CALEDONIA DAY CELEBRATION: Dynamic speakers, tours, exhibits, bagpiping, hand-hewing and blacksmithing, and step dancing demonstrations mark the Barnet Historical Society’s 50th anniversary. Barnet Center Church, 10 a.m.-8 p.m. Free. Info, 633-3052.

CAPITAL CITY FARMERS MARKET FALL FESTIVAL: An old-fashioned corn roast raises funds for the Vermont Foodbank while face painting, live music and a veggie growing contest put smiles on shoppers’ faces.

60 State Street, Montpelier, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 793-8347.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See WED.29.

GARLIC AND HERB FESTIVAL: Garlic ice cream? This creative concoction is one of many offered by dozens of vendors and growers at a pungent gathering featuring live music, brews and kids’ activities. Camelot Village, Bennington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $212. Info, 447-3311.

LAWN FEST: See FRI.31.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.29.

‘MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000: THE MOVIE’: The 1996 flick based on the cult TV show is shown on 16mm film. Newman Center, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7 p.m.

Donations. Info, serious_61@ yahoo.com.

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.29.

food & drink

BURLINGTON EDIBLE HISTORY TOURS: See THU.30.

BURLINGTON FARMERS MARKET: Dozens of stands overflow with seasonal produce, flowers, artisan wares and prepared foods. Burlington City Hall Park, 8:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Free. Info, burlingtonfarmersmarket.org@ gmail.com.

CANS ’N CLAMS: Steamed clams, lobsters, mussels, lobster rolls, Vermont craft beer and rosé please palates at a pop-up clam shack. Joe’s Kitchen at Screamin’ Ridge Farm, Montpelier, noon-8 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 461-5371.

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY DINNER TRAIN: See FRI.31.

CHOCOLATE TASTING IN BURLINGTON: Let’s go bar hopping! With the help of a tasting

guide, chocoholics discover the flavor profiles of varieties such as toffee almond crunch and salted caramel latte. Lake Champlain Chocolates Factory Store & Café, Burlington, 11 a.m.4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-1807.

CRAFTSBURY FARMERS MARKET: Food, drink, crafts and family-friendly entertainment are on the menu at an emporium of local merchandise.

Craftsbury Common, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 586-8022.

GREAT TOMATO TASTING: After experiencing a curated tasting plate, foodies let their palates loose on 58 available varieties, then vote for their favorites.

The Woodstock Inn & Resort, 3-4 p.m. $25; preregister. Info, 332-6853.

PIG ROAST: Folks go hog wild for mouthwatering fare. Games keep the fun going on National Tailgating Day. Barre Elks Club, 3-6 p.m. $15; cash bar. Info, 479-9522.

PLATTSBURGH FARMERS & CRAFTERS’ MARKET: See WED.29, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

SHELBURNE FARMERS MARKET: Harvested fruits and greens, artisan cheeses, and local novelties grace outdoor tables.

Shelburne Parade Ground, 9 a.m.-1 p.m. Free. Info, 482-4279.

VERGENNES FARMERS MARKET: Local foods and crafts, live music, and hot eats spice up Saturday mornings. Kennedy Brothers Building, Vergennes, 9 a.m.-noon. Free. Info, 233-9180.

VERMONT FARMERS MARKET: See WED.29, 9 a.m.-2 p.m.

WAREHOUSE WEEKENDS: The press house opens its doors for drinks, tours and tunes. Citizen Cider Press House, Burlington, 1-4 p.m. Free. Info, timc@citizen cider.com.

holidays

CELEBRATE CREATIVITY IN VERMONT: See FRI.31, 10 a.m.noon, 2-4 & 7 p.m.

language

DUTCH LANGUAGE CLASS: Planning a trip to Amsterdam?

Learn vocabulary and grammar basics from a native speaker.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-11:30 a.m. Free. Info, bheeks@ yahoo.com.

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PIKNIC ÉLECTRONIK MONTRÉAL: DJ sets and beatdriven music propel a dance party of epic proportions. See piknicelectronik.com for details.

Plaine des jeux, Montréal, 2-9:30 p.m. $14.50-119; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 514-904-1247.

music

Find club dates in the music section.

‘HEY BIG SPENDER: THE MUSIC OF CY COLEMAN’: See THU.30, 3 p.m.

KOSI: Citing Abbey Lincoln and Nina Simone as her greatest influences, the vocalist serves up jazz, rock and folk stylings.

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Brandon Music, 7:30 p.m. $20; $45 includes dinner; preregister; BYOB. Info, 247-4295.

NIGHT TREE: An open mic session sets the stage for an eclectic concert incorporating elements of Irish, classical, Swedish, jazz, klezmer and AfroCuban music. See calendar spotlight. Ripton Community House, 7:30 p.m. $10-15; preregister for open mic. Info, 388-9782.

VA-ET-VIENT: French heritage is front and center in a performance by the Addison County trio. Enosburg Opera House, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 933-6171.

outdoors

MUSHROOMS DEMYSTIFIED: Fungi fanatics learn about different varieties — fabulous and fearsome alike — found throughout the park. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 1:30 p.m. $2-4; free for kids ages 3 and under; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

OWL PROWL & NIGHT GHOST HIKE: Flashlight holders spy denizens of dusk on a journey to 19th-century settlement ruins, where spooky Vermont tales await. History Hike lot, Little River State Park, Waterbury, 7 p.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm.

Info, 244-7103.

WHITEFACE FROM SMUGGLER’S NOTCH HIKE: Outdoor adventurers maintain a moderate pace on an 11-mile excursion gaining 4,000 feet in elevation. Contact trip leader for details. Free; preregister. Info, 899-9982.

sports

SUMMIT ASSAULT: Whether they run, jog or hike, participants take in stunning views while covering six miles of ground and gaining more than 2,000 feet in elevation. Stratton Mountain Resort, 9 a.m. $65.

Info, 800-787-2886.

‘ANN’: See WED.29.

‘THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY’: See WED.29.

‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See WED.29.

community

COMMUNITY MINDFULNESS PRACTICE: Sessions in the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh include sitting and walking meditation, a short reading, and open sharing. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, newleafsangha@ gmail.com.

crafts

MAD RIVER VALLEY CRAFT FAIR: See SAT.1.

dance

SALSALINA SUNDAY PRACTICE: Salsa dancers step in for a casual social. Salsalina Dance Studio, Burlington, 5:30-8 p.m. $5. Info, eingelmanuel@hotmail. com.

etc.

GUIDED TOURS: See WED.29.

fairs & festivals

CHAMPLAIN VALLEY FAIR: See WED.29.

GARLIC & HERB FESTIVAL: See SAT.1.

NEW WORLD FESTIVAL: More than 70 regional and international musicians fête Vermont’s Celtic and French Canadian heritage with continuous concerts, workshops, kids’ activities and dancing. See calendar spotlight.

Various Randolph locations, noon-11 p.m. $12-44; free for kids 12 and under. Info, 728-6464.

FOMO? Find even more local events in this newspaper and online:

art Find visual art exhibits and events in the art section and at sevendaysvt.com/art.

film See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section and at sevendayst.com/movies.

music Find club dates at local venues in the music section and at sevendaysvt.com/music.

All family-oriented events are now published in Kids VT, our free parenting monthly. Look for it on newsstands and check out the online calendar at kidsvt.com.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.29.

EVENTS EVENTS ON ON SALE SALE NOW! NOW

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.29.

food & drink

CHOCOLATE TASTING IN BURLINGTON: See SAT.1.

CHOCOLATE TASTING IN MIDDLESEX: Candy fanatics get an education on a variety of sweets made on-site. Nutty Steph’s Granola & Chocolate Factory, Middlesex, 11 a.m.-5 p.m.

Free. Info, 229-2090.

EAT UP ON THE GREEN: Locals skip cooking dinner in favor of food and drink from area purveyors served amid live music, sprinklers and a playground.

Camp Meade, Middlesex, 4-9 p.m. Free. Info, 496-2108.

FIRST SUNDAYS X SHACKSBURY CIDER: Cider and eats from local vendors such as Pioneer Food Truck & Catering and Lu•lu ice cream satiate friends and families who gather for fun and games. Shacksbury Tasting Room, Vergennes, 11 a.m.-2 p.m.

Free. Info, grace@shacksbury. com.

STOWE FARMERS MARKET: An appetizing assortment of fresh veggies, meats, milk, berries, herbs, beverages and crafts tempts shoppers. Red Barn Shops Field, Stowe, 10:30 a.m.-3 p.m. Free. Info, 279-3444.

WAREHOUSE WEEKENDS: See SAT.1.

WINOOSKI FARMERS MARKET: Families shop for fresh produce, honey, meats, coffee and prepared foods from more than 15 seasonal vendors at an outdoor marketplace. Champlain Mill, Winooski, 10 a.m.-2 p.m. Free.

Info, farmersmarket@downtown winooski.org.

holidays

CELEBRATE CREATIVITY IN VERMONT: See FRI.31, 10 a.m. & 6 p.m.

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THU, AUG. 30-SAT, SEP. 1 OUTSIDE AT THE BACK OF THE ECHO CENTER, BURLINGTON

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Recipe Swap Potluck: Go-To Weeknight Dinners!

WED, SEP. 12 RICHMOND COMMUNITY KITCHEN

SUN, SEP. 2 HILTON BURLINGTON

PIKNIC ÉLECTRONIK MONTRÉAL: See SAT.1, 2-10 p.m.

music

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BILLY CURRINGTON: The popcountry powerhouse unleashes hits such as “Don’t Hurt Like It Used To” and “Hey Girl.”

LOCASH open. See calendar spotlight. Coca-Cola Grandstand, Champlain Valley Exposition, Essex Junction, 7 p.m. $27-114 includes gate admission when purchased in advance. Info, 863-5966.

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‘SHAKESPEARE ALIVE! A BARD-BASED VARIETY SHOW’: New York City’s Stand Up Shakespeare Company captivates fans of the Elizabethan playwright with an all-new collection of scenes, skits, soliloquies and songs. See calendar spotlight. Union Christian Church, Calvin Coolidge State Historic Site, Plymouth Notch, noon-1:15 p.m. Free. Info, 672-3389.

‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

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‘MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET’: See WED.29.

BURLINGTON TREE TOURS: Outdoors lovers learn to identify common species on a moderately paced walking tour of the Queen City’s urban forest. The Mounted Cat, Burlington, 5-6:30 p.m. $16.75. Info, 343-1773.

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Info, 863-5966.

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COMMUNITY SONG CIRCLE: Singers of all ages and abilities lift their voices in selections from the Rise Up Singing and Rise Again songbooks. Center for Arts and Learning, Montpelier, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 595-5252.

DÀIMH: From danceable jigs to lilting ballads, authentic Gaelic music grabs listeners’ attention.

Iain MacHarg opens this Levitt AMP St. Johnsbury Music Series concert. Dog Mountain, St. Johnsbury, 4-7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2600.

MOZART FESTIVAL CONCERT: Led by celebrated violist Scott Woolweaver, an annual recital highlights a selection of masterpieces by the Austrian composer. Our Lady of the Snows, Woodstock, 4-6 p.m. $10.

Info, 457-3981.

outdoors

FORESTRY, HISTORY & THE FUTURE: A GUIDED HIKE: See FRI.31.

HIKE INTO HISTORY: Trekkers walk in the footsteps of Revolutionary War soldiers on a guided tour. Mount Independence State Historic Site, Orwell, 1-3 p.m. $5; free for kids under 15. Info, 948-2000.

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DÀIMH CEILIDH & POTLUCK: Fans of Gaelic music sing, dance and break bread with members of the musical supergroup.

Fairlee Town Hall Auditorium, 5:30-7 p.m. $15. Info, 748-2600.

fairs & festivals LAWN FEST: See FRI.31.

SHEFFIELD FIELD DAY: A community celebration now in its 71st year boasts bingo, vendors, crafts, a parade and a chicken barbecue. Various Sheffield locations, 8 a.m.-4 p.m. Free. Info, 626-9440.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.29.

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

ROCKIN’ THE LITTLE RIVER: TOUR OF THE WATERBURY DAM: Visitors explore a reforested encampment and discover how the Civilian Conservation Corps saved the Winooski Valley from flooded ruin. Meet at the top of the dam. Little River State Park, Waterbury, 11 a.m. $2-4; free for kids 3 and under; preregister; call to confirm. Info, 244-7103.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.29.

PDGA PROFESSIONAL DISC GOLF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS: Professional competitors from 10 countries aim for the target and cash prizes in a display of accuracy and precision.

Smuggler’s Notch Disc Golf Center, Smugglers’ Notch Resort, Jeffersonville. Free for spectators. Info, 332-6854.

theater

‘THE BASIC BYE-BYE SHOW’: Bread and Puppet Theater performs a manifesto on transformation, inspired by Albrecht Dürer’s apocalyptic woodcuts and the daily news. Bread and Puppet Theater, Glover, 3 p.m. $10. Info, 525-3031.

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sports

‘MILLION DOLLAR QUARTET’: See WED.29, 3-5:30 p.m.

words

BURLINGTON WOMEN’S POETRY GROUP: Female writers seek feedback from fellow rhyme-and-meter mavens.

Email for details. Private residence, Burlington, 3 p.m. Free.

Info, jcpoet@bellsouth.net.

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JOAN HUTTON LANDIS SUMMER READING SERIES: Lovers of the written word hear from poets Margi Rogal, WoonPing Chin and Carolie Parker.

BigTown Gallery, Rochester, 5:30-7 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9670.

food & drink

MOROCCAN POTLUCK: Toting containers for leftovers, friends and neighbors connect over shared dishes. Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, 6-7:45 p.m. $2. Info, 236-0893.

RISE UP BAKERY SOFT OPENING: Locals revel in the resurrection of the bakery built by granite workers in 1913 with family crafts, a cranky show, snacks, and readings from Catherine Patterson’s novel Bread and Roses, Too. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 2:30-5:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 479-5600.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.29, 6:30 p.m.

MAGIC: THE GATHERING — MONDAY NIGHT MODERN: Tarmogoyf-slinging madness ensues when competitors battle for prizes in a weekly game.

Brap’s Magic, Burlington, 6:30-10 p.m. $8. Info, 540-0498.

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PAT O’HAGAN MEMORIAL FIDDLERS’ CONTEST: Musicians young and old compete for prize money in a bow-and-string showdown. Miller’s Run School, Sheffield, registration, 1:30 p.m.; competition, 2 p.m. Donations.

Info, 626-8293.

sports

PDGA PROFESSIONAL DISC GOLF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS: See SUN.2.

talks

MARK GREENBERG: “Solidarity Forever: Songs of Unions and Labor” surveys American labor songs from the Industrial Revolution through the coal wars of the 1930s. Old Labor Hall, Barre, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 479-5600.

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GARDEN TOURS: Horticultural enthusiasts examine beautiful blooms at the Billings Farm & Museum and the Marsh-BillingsRockefeller National Historical Park. Billings Farm & Museum, Woodstock, 1 p.m. $16-21; preregister. Info, 457-3368, ext. 222.

HOUSE & FORMAL GARDENS TOUR: See THU.30.

community

FEAST TOGETHER OR FEAST TO GO: See FRI.31.

crafts

COMMUNITY CRAFT NIGHT: Makers stitch, spin, knit and crochet their way through projects while enjoying each other’s company. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

dance

SWING DANCING: Quick-footed participants experiment with different forms, including the Lindy hop, Charleston and balboa. Beginners are welcome.

Champlain Club, Burlington, 7:30-9:30 p.m. $5. Info, 448-2930.

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GUIDED GROUP MEDITATION: In keeping with the tradition of Thich Nhat Hanh, folks practice mindfulness through sitting, walking, reading and discussion.

Zenbarn Studio, Waterbury, 7:158 p.m. Free. Info, 505-1688.

DANCE, PAINT, WRITE!: Creative people end their day with an energetic meditation, music, movement, intuitive painting, free writing and de-stressing.

Expressive Arts Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. $15; preregister.

Info, 343-8172.

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PIKNIC ÉLECTRONIK MONTRÉAL: See SAT.1.

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LES POULES À COLIN: From reels to waltzes, traditional Québécois tunes make for a memorable house concert.

Treewild, Shelburne, 7 p.m. $20.

Info, molliefarr@lostbuffalo artists.com.

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

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‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.29.

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.29.

food & drink

OLD NORTH END FARMERS MARKET: Locavores score breads, juices, ethnic foods and more from neighborhood vendors. Dewey Park, Burlington, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, oldnorthendfarmersmarket@gmail.com.

games

BRIDGE CLUB: See WED.29, 7 p.m.

health & fitness

BEGINNER/INTERMEDIATE SUN-STYLE TAI CHI, LONGFORM: Improved mood, greater muscle strength and increased energy are a few of the benefits of this gentle exercise. South Burlington Recreation & Parks Department, 10:30 a.m.-noon.

Free. Info, 735-5467.

BEGINNERS TAI CHI CLASS: See THU.30.

A PATH TO HEALING WITH YOGA THERAPY: Dealing with stress, illness or chronic pain?

Ragan Sheridan shares a holistic approach to health based on individual needs. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:15 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@hungermountain.coop.

PEACEFUL WARRIOR KARATE: Martial-arts training promotes healthy living for those in recovery. Turning Point Center, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free. Info, 861-3150.

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PAUSE-CAFÉ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Frenchlanguage fanatics meet pour parler la belle langue. Burlington Bay Market & Café, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 430-4652.

SOCIAL GATHERING: Those who are deaf or hard of hearing or want to learn American Sign Language get together to break down communication barriers. The North Branch Café, Montpelier, 4-6 p.m. Cost of food and drink. Info, 595-4001.

sports

PDGA PROFESSIONAL DISC GOLF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS: See SUN.2.

talks

COMMUNITY MEDICAL SCHOOL: Benjamin Lee of the UVM Vaccine Testing Center spreads knowledge in “All About Flu: The Virus & the Vaccine.” Carpenter Auditorium, Given Medical Building, University of Vermont, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free. Info, 656-0733.

words

BURLINGTON POETRY GROUP: Writers of verse ages 18 through 30 field constructive feedback on original works. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6-8 p.m. Free.

Info, btvpoetry@gmail.com.

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GREENER DRINKS: See WED.29.

conferences

SYMPOSIUM ON COMPLEXITY IN HEALTH & WELLNESS BEHAVIOR: Attendees don their thinking caps for an intensive three-day transdisciplinary exploration of boundarybreaking science that is being used to tackle issues related to human behavioral health.

ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain, Burlington, 10 a.m.-5 p.m. $1,043-2,603. Info, 505-603-2215.

crafts

FIBER RIOT!: See WED.29.

etc.

CHITTENDEN COUNTY STAMP CLUB MEETING: First-class collectibles provide a glimpse into the postal past at this monthly gathering. Williston Fire Station, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 660-4817.

GUIDED TOURS: See WED.29.

WAGON RIDE WEDNESDAYS: See WED.29.

film

See what’s playing at local theaters in the movies section.

‘BOOK CLUB’: Diane Keaton, Jane Fonda, Candace Bergen and Mary Steenburgen star as four friends whose outlooks change after reading E.L. James’ WED.5

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LUNCH IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE: ITALIAN: Speakers hone their skills in the Romance language over a bag lunch.

Kellogg-Hubbard Library, Montpelier, noon-1 p.m. Free.

Info, 223-3338.

STORYTELLING VT: Locals tell true tales before a live audience. Light Club Lamp Shop, Burlington, 7:30-9 p.m. Free.

Info, deenastories@gmail.com.

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‘LA CAUSERIE’ FRENCH CONVERSATION: Native speakers and learners are welcome to pipe up at an unstructured conversational practice. El Gato Cantina, Burlington, 4:30-6 p.m.

Free. Info, 540-0195.

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CREATIVE NONFICTION: Readers give feedback on essays, poetry and journalism written

by Burlington Writers Workshop members. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 10:30 a.m.12:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

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REIKI CLINIC: Thirty-minute treatments foster physical, emotional and spiritual wellness. JourneyWorks, Burlington, 3-5:30 p.m. $10-30; preregister.

Info, 860-6203.

YOGA AT THE WINOOSKI VFW: Certified instructors guide veterans and their families through a series of poses. Arrive five to 10 minutes early. Second floor, Winooski VFW Hall, 6-7 p.m.

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‘FLYING MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘GREAT WHITE SHARK 3D’: See WED.29.

‘HITLER VERSUS PICASSO AND THE OTHERS’: Shown as part of Great Art Wednesdays, a 2018 documentary surveys works of art banned during the 20th century. Town Hall Theater, Middlebury, 11 a.m. & 7 p.m. $813. Info, 382-9222.

‘SEA MONSTERS 3D’: See WED.29.

‘WILD AFRICA 3D’: See WED.29.

food & drink

BEERLINGTON FOAMERS MARKET: See WED.29.

COMMUNITY NIGHT: Diners dig in for a cause at an evening benefiting the Peace & Justice Center. Partial proceeds are donated. Bluebird Barbecue, Burlington, 4:30-9:30 p.m.

Cost of food and drink. Info, 448-3070.

COMMUNITY SUPPER: See WED.29.

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CRIBBAGE TEAMS: See WED.29.

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BONE BUILDERS EXERCISE CLASSES: See WED.29.

PRACTICAL BIO-RESONANCE: VIBRATION MEDICINE: Rachel Shea taps into the human body’s energy field to address illness and healing. Community Room, Hunger Mountain Co-op, Montpelier, 6-7:30 p.m. Free; preregister. Info, info@hunger mountain.coop.

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BELLA VOCE WOMEN’S CHORUS AUDITIONS: See WED.29.

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Info, 635-1408.

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Wednesdays summer concert series performance. A beer garden and free meals for kids 18 and under top off the fun. Rotary Park, Winooski, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 777-1621.

outdoors

TOMGIRL WALKING CLUB: See WED.29.

MONARCH TAGGING & NATURAL HISTORY: Nature lovers tag and measure migrating winged wonders as part of a nationwide community science project. North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3:30-5:30 p.m. Donations. Info, 229-6206.

WEDNESDAY GUIDED MEDITATION: See WED.29.

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‘TRANS SCRIPTS PART I: THE WOMEN’: Seven characters tell true stories of transgender women in a staged reading of Paul Lucas’ groundbreaking play, presented by the Vermont Pride Festival at Chandler.

A talkback follows. First Unitarian Universalist Society of Burlington, 7 p.m. $17-22. Info, 728-6464.

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COMMUNITY ROWING: See WED.29.

BEGINNER & INTERMEDIATE/ ADVANCED ENGLISH LANGUAGE CLASSES: See WED.29.

PDGA PROFESSIONAL DISC GOLF WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS: See SUN.2.

CONVERSATIONAL SPANISH GROUP: See WED.29.

talks

GERMAN CONVERSATION GROUP: Community members practice conversing auf Deutsch.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7211.

LUNCH IN A FOREIGN LANGUAGE: SPANISH: See WED.29.

BILL IRWIN: The Vermont Department of Health radiological and toxicological sciences program chief shares his expertise in “Radiation and Radioactive Materials: A Life in the Day.” Room 207, Bentley Hall, Northern Vermont UniversityJohnson, 4-5:15 p.m. Free. Info, les.kanat@northern vermont.edu.

CURRENT EVENTS CONVERSATION: Newsworthy subjects take the spotlight in this informal discussion.

Dorothy Alling Memorial Library, Williston, 10:30 a.m.-noon. Free.

Info, 878-4918.

SUSAN OUELLETTE: The professor looks at 19th-century labor in “Mill Girls: French Canadians in the Winooski Mills.” Milton Historical Society, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 893-1604.

theater

‘THE BRIDGES OF MADISON COUNTY’: See WED.29.

‘I LOVE YOU, YOU’RE PERFECT, NOW CHANGE’: See WED.29.

words

CRAFT WORKSHOP: Wordsmiths hone aspects of their art with guidance from Burlington Writers Workshop instructor Natasha Mieszkowski. 110 Main St., Suite 3C, Burlington, 6:308:30 p.m. Free; preregister at meetup.com; limited space. Info, 383-8104.

RECOVERY WRITE NOW: See WED.29.

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art ART & POTTERY IN MIDDLEBURY: Adults: Mon. a.m., Clay Hand Building; Mon. p.m., Oils, Clay on the Wheel; Wed. a.m., Int/Adv Painting; Wed. p.m., Wheel; Thu. a.m., Oils; Thu. p.m., Drawing; Fri. a.m., Expressive Painting. Kids: Mon. and Wed. after-school Wheel, Tue. after-school Clay Hand Building, DIY Room Decor, Holiday Gifts.

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COLOR DELIGHT!: This four-week course is for artists and color enthusiasts of all levels! Each week, students will explore color in new ways through painting, collaging and using technology to study the theories of Josef Albers and Johannes Itten.

Instructor: Chiyomi McKibbin.

Wed., Sep. 5-26, 6:30 -8:30 p.m.

Cost: $110/non-members; $85/ members. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe.

Info: 253-8358, education@ helenday.com, helenday.com.

WATERCOLOR BASICS: Introduction or refresher workshop. This two-day course is for beginning artists or those wanting to review fundamentals of watercolor! Explore the unique properties of this magical medium while gaining a solid foundation.

No painting experience required!

Instructor: Suzanne Seigel. Sat. & Sun., Sep. 22 & 23, 9:30 a.m.-4 p.m. Cost: $250/person; $225/ members. Location: Helen Day Art Center, 90 Pond St., Stowe. Info: 253-8358, education@helenday. com, helenday.com.

ayurveda 200-HOUR AYURVEDA INTEGRATION PROGRAM: Join us in learning and immerse yourself in the oldest surviving preventative health care system.

This program is ideal for yoga teachers, counselors, therapists, bodyworkers, nurses, doctors, wellness coaches, herbalists, etc.

VSAC approved and payment plans available. Can transfer hours to Kripalu’s Ayurveda Health Counselor program. More information at ayurvedavermont.com/ classes. 2019 schedule: Feb. 9-10, Mar. 9-10, Apr. 6-7, May 17-18, Jun. 8-9, Jul. 13-14, Aug. 17-18, Sep. 14-15, Oct. 19-20, Nov. 16-17. Cost: $2,795.

Location: The Ayurvedic Center of Vermont, 34 Oak Hill Rd., Williston.

Info: Allison Morse, 872-8898, ayurvedavt@comcast.net.

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ABSTRACT PAINTING: Explore the many exciting possibilities of abstract painting through a variety of fun demonstrations and exercises designed to help you open up and work intuitively.

Experiment with paint of your choice (water-soluble oils, acrylics or watercolor) and a variety of other mixed media. While prompts will be given for you to respond to, please bring ideas and reference materials for inspiration. Beginners are welcome.

Thu., Oct. 25-Dec. 6 (no class Nov. 22), 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/ person; $202.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

ACRYLIC PAINTING: This class introduces students to the tools and techniques artists use to create successful works of art in one of the most versatile mediums available: acrylic paint.

Learn the basics of mixing colors, blending and a variety of acrylic painting techniques. Acrylic paint is the perfect medium for both the beginner and the experienced artist who wants to try something new. Tue., Oct. 30-Dec. 11 (no class Nov. 20), 9:30 a.m.-noon. Cost: $255/ person; $229.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

ADOBE LIGHTROOM: Learn how to easily upload, organize, edit and print your digital photographs or files from scanned film using Adobe Lightroom. RAW file management, exposure/white balance corrections and printing high-quality archival inkjet prints on our Epson printers will be covered. Bring a Maccompatible portable drive with your images to the first class.

Mon., Nov. 5-Dec. 17 (no class Nov. 12), 6-9 p.m. Cost: $270/ person; $243/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

BLACK & WHITE DARKROOM BASICS: Explore the traditional, analog black-and-white darkroom! Learn how to correctly expose black-and-white film, process film into negatives, and make silver gelatin prints.

Students will leave with the skills and confidence to join the darkroom as a member. All film, paper and darkroom supplies included. Bring your manual 35mm or medium format film camera to the first class. Mon., Oct. 22-Nov. 26 (no class Nov. 12), 6-9 p.m. Cost: $225/person; $202.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

CLASSROOM MANAGEMENT FOR TEACHING ARTISTS: The foundation of a successful class or residency is classroom management. Learn educators’ tips for running a safe and productive learning environment for youth.

Basic classroom structure such as shared expectations, open communication and developing consequences will be covered. A discussion of what has or hasn’t worked with other teaching artists will also take place. Thu., Oct. 11, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

COLOR FILM PROJECTS: Learn how to scan, edit and print your color film and receive feedback on your work in this introduction to working with color film in a digital workflow. This class will also explore ideas in contemporary photography through special readings, and we will discuss the technical, aesthetic and conceptual aspects of your work in supportive critique sessions.

Bring a selection of recent images to the first class. Thu., Nov. 8-Dec. 20 (no class Nov. 22), 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $270/person; $243/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

DARKROOM PHOTOGRAPHY PROJECTS: Refine your blackand-white darkroom skills and receive feedback on your work in this supportive, project-based class. Guided sessions to help you improve your printing and film-processing techniques and discussion of the technical, aesthetic and conceptual aspects of your work will be included. Bring a selection of recent darkroom prints to the first class. Thu., Sep. 20-Oct. 25, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $270/ person; $243/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

DIGITAL PHOTOGRAPHY: Learn the basics of making a great photograph from the initial exposure to editing and printing.

Start with an overview of camera controls and functions, including aperture, shutter speed, ISO ratings, shooting in RAW, lens choices, metering techniques and more. Organizing and editing files in Adobe Lightroom and Photoshop will also be covered, and students will leave with a

portfolio of prints. A DSLR or digital Mirrorless Rangefinder and a portable hard drive are required.

Fri., Oct. 12-Dec. 7 (no class Nov. 23), 10 a.m.-noon. Cost: $240/ person; $216/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

DIGITAL SLR CAMERA: Explore the basic workings of your digital SLR camera and learn how to make the photographs you envision. Demystify f-stops, shutter speeds, sensitivity ratings and exposure, and analyze the basics of composition. Bring your camera and owner’s manual to the first class. Pair with Adobe Lightroom to learn how to edit and print your images. Mon., Sep. 17-Oct. 29 (no class Oct. 8), 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $180/person; $162/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

DOCUMENTARY STORYTELLING: Learn how to tell a compelling story with your photographs!

This six-week class will introduce participants to the process of documentary storytelling and include discussions of subject matter, composition, editing and story structure. Group discussion and critiques as well as shooting assignments, readings and writing exercises will give participants the opportunity to begin a new photographic project or refine works in progress. Film or digital photography acceptable. Thu., Sep. 20-Oct. 25, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $180/person; $162/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 8657166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

DRAWING: Learn a variety of drawing techniques, including basic perspective, compositional layout, and use of dramatic light and shadow. Students will work mostly from observation and will be encouraged to work with a variety of media including pencil, pen and ink, ink wash, and charcoal in this small, group setting.

All levels of experience, including beginners, are welcome. Price includes all basic drawing materials, as well as open studio access during the weeks of your class.

Mon., Sep. 24-Nov. 5 (no class Oct. 8), 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $225/ person; $229.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

EXPERIMENTAL DRAWING: Discover the expressive possibilities of contemporary abstract drawing. Expand your drawing vocabulary, combining traditional and experimental techniques in a variety of sizes and materials. Create drawings that have a substantial visual impact and a wealth of personal meaning. Benefit from constructive feedback and individual coaching in a small group environment.

Prerequisite: Some drawing experience is recommended.

Thu., Nov. 1-Dec. 13 (no class Nov. 22), 9:30-12:30 p.m. Cost: $270/ person; $243/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

FRIDAY ADULT WHEEL: Curious about the pottery wheel? Spend a Friday night with our pottery instructors at the BCA Clay Studio.

A ticket includes a wheel-throwing demonstration at the beginning of class, access to a wheel, and time to try making a bowl or cup. Registration is required. Fri., Sep. 21-Nov. 16, 7:30-9 p.m. Cost: $10/per visit; $9/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

FRIDAY FAMILY CLAY: Spend a Friday night with your family at the BCA Clay Studio. A ticket provides a wheel demonstration at the beginning of class, wheel access (for ages 6+), hand building for any age, unlimited clay and time to create. If you’d like your work to be fired and glazed by the studio, there is a $5 fee per piece. Registration is required.

Fri., Sep. 21-Nov. 16, 5-7 p.m. Cost: $10/person; $9/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

HAND-PRINTED CARD WORKSHOP: Spend an evening in BCA’s print studio using our inks, tools & printing press to create handmade holiday wrapping paper and cards. This is a great class to get into the holiday mood while making functional crafts and getting to know our studio. All supplies are provided; no experience needed.

Mon., Dec. 3, 6-9 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

HIGH SCHOOL PHOTOGRAPHY: Tell your story with photographs in this eight-week session for high school students! Students will explore their ideas, go on group photo shoots, process and print digital photos and zines in our digital lab, experiment with film photography in our darkroom, and participate in supportive discussions and critiques.

Ages 14-18. Fri., Oct. 12-Dec. 7 (no class Nov. 23), 5-7:30 p.m.

Cost: $240/person; $216/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

JEWELRY: Learn the basics of creating metal jewelry.

Techniques covered will include sawing, piercing, filing, annealing, soldering, texturing, cold connections, basic hollow construction, ring sizing and more, so that students can create at least two completed pieces. The class includes copper and brass and use of all basic tools. Option 1: Tue., Sep. 25-Oct. 30, 5:30-8 p.m.; Option 2: Wed., Sep. 26-Oct. 31, 9:30 a.m.-noon.; Option 3: Tue., Nov. 6-Dec. 18 (no class Nov. 20), 5:30-8 p.m. Cost: $255/ person; $229.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

LIDDED FORMS: In this threeweek class, Jeremy will introduce the elements that are needed to create a successful teapot or lidded form that is ready for daily use. Demonstrations will be

given on lid-to-body relationships and how to construct spouts and handles to make your pots genuinely functional and beautiful. Wed., Dec. 5-19, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $127.50/ person; $114.75/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

LIFE DRAWING DROP-IN: Spend the evening with other local artists drawing one of our experienced models. Please bring your drawing materials and paper. All materials must be water soluble and solvent-free. No registration required. Instructor: Carolyn Zuaro. Fri., Sep. 21-Nov. 16, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $10/person; $9/BCA members. Purchase a drop-in card and get the sixth visit free!

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

LINOCUT: In this four-week class, you will have the opportunity to create small designs with the relief technique of linoleum block printing. We will print these one-color blocks by hand or with the printing press, and then add color by experimenting with watercolor paints. This class is a fun opportunity to make cards, holiday gift tags or art to share, since we will have the chance to print multiples once you make your block. Please bring ideas or sketches (8 x 10 inches or smaller) to the first class. Thu., Nov. 8-Dec. 6 (no class Nov. 22), 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $150/ person; $135/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

MIXED-LEVEL WHEEL THROWING: Mixed-Level Wheel supports students across a range of skill and experience levels who have thrown on the wheel. This eight-week course is rooted in fundamentals and encourages individual projects.

Demonstrations and instruction will cover centering, throwing, trimming and glazing, as well as forms and techniques determined by students. Option 1: Wed., Sep. 26-Nov. 14, 9:30 a.m.-noon; Option 2: Wed., Sep. 26-Nov. 28 (no class Oct. 31 or Nov. 21), 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $340/ person; $306/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

OIL PAINTING: Learn how to paint with nontoxic, watersoluble oils. With an emphasis on studio work, this class will begin with fun exercises. Using direct observational skills, we’ll work on still life and referencing photographs; we’ll explore the landscape. Discover a variety of painting techniques and learn how to apply composition, linear aspects, form and color theory to your work. This supportive class will balance studio time with gentle group discussion and critique. Beginners are welcome.

Wed., Sep. 26-Nov. 14, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $340/person; $306/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

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PENDANTS: Check out the jewelry and fine metals studio by making your own copper, brass or nickel pendant using basic cutting, stamping and sawing techniques. Open to all skill levels. All materials included.

Instructor: Kate McKernan. Thu., Oct. 18, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Cost: $37/ person; $33.30/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

PHOTOGRAPHING ARTWORK: Learn how to take professionalquality digital images of your work in this hands-on workshop in our lighting studio.

Whether you’re applying to art school, submitting work for an exhibition or putting together a website, you’ll leave this workshop with techniques that will improve your images and enhance your presentations.

Bring up to five pieces no larger than 40x60 inches. Thu., Dec. 13, 10 a.m.-1 p.m. Cost: $45/ person; $40.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

PRINTMAKING: This introductory class will show you a whole range of printing techniques that can be used on their own or in combination to create unique artwork. Over six weeks, you’ll be introduced to the studio’s equipment and materials and learn techniques such as block printing with linoleum, collograph (a low-relief intaglio technique) and monoprint. No previous experience needed. Option 1: Tue., Sep. 25-Oct. 30, 9:30 a.m.-noon; Option 2: Thu., Sep. 27-Nov. 1, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $255/person; $229.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

THROWING SETS: In this fourweek class, students will be guided through the process of creating wheel-thrown sets.

Topics will include making multiples of the same piece, stacking mugs, nesting bowls, and serving sets specific to a type of food or beverage, such as a sake bottle with matching cups or a coffee cup with saucer.

This intermediate-level course is intended for students with proficiency in centering, throwing cups and throwing bowls. Wed., Nov. 28-Dec. 19, 9:30 a.m.-noon.

Cost: $170/person; $153/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

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ADULT: INTRO TO WATERCOLOR: Instructor: Frances Cannon.

Learn how to translate threedimensional objects into two-dimensional surfaces in watercolor through basic drawing techniques, how to set up a color palette and how to apply basic color theory.

We will also explore various approaches to texture and composition using seasonal inspiration and still life setups.

Thu., 6-8 p.m., Sep 13-Oct 18.

Cost: $200/person for six classes. Location: The Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, theshelburnecraftschool.org.

FALL 2018 CLAY COURSES: Our sun-filled clay studio is the perfect place to find respite while creating beautiful objects. In addition to group demonstrations and one-on-one instruction, we offer seven days of open studio time, so you can make the most of your practice. Join our Clay Community and sign up today!

Mon.-Sat., starting Sep. 10. Cost: $360/course; first bag of clay included. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Craft School, 9853648, info@shelburnecraftschool. org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

FALL 2018 VISUAL ARTS COURSES: Cozy up this fall with a supportive group of peers in our historic Bunkhouse painting studio. We offer traditional drawing and painting courses as well as fun, unique one-day workshops. Our instructors are also working artists and offer support and guidance in technique and process to all skill levels. Mon.Sun., starting Sep. 10. Cost: $200/

FALL 2018 WOODWORKING COURSES: Sign up for a Fall 2018 course or workshop that ignites your curiosity to create. Our wood shop is an inviting, 3,000-squarefoot studio beaming with natural light. Our knowledgeable instructors offer a supportive environment to learn about woodworking at all skill levels. Ask us about our renter/resident program. Mon.Sun., starting Sep. 10. Cost: $180/ course; costs vary depending on course. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Craft School, 9853648, info@shelburnecraftschool. org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

PAINT 101: INTRO TO DRAWING: Interested in learning how to draw but not sure where to start? This course introduces students to the fundamental foundation of drawing using graphite, charcoal and ink to explore line, tone, plane and perspective. Mon., 10 a.m.-noon, Sep. 24-Oct. 29 Cost: $200/person; does not incl. materials. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@shelburnecraftschool.org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

PAINT 102: INTRO OIL PAINTING: Instructor: Stephanie Bush. Are you interested in learning how to paint with oil but not sure where to start? Imagine learning the foundations of oil painting from seeing shapes, form, color, tone and light to setting up your palate, mixing paint and caring for your brushes. Tue., 6-8 p.m., Sep 11-Oct 16. Cost: $200/person. Location: Shelburne Craft School , 64 Harbor Rd. , Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@shelburnecraftschool.org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

PAINT 113: ILLUSTRATED JOURNAL: Learn how to make a unique book to house creative ideas, drawings, paintings, mixed media, illustrations and writing.

This course will be a combination of simple bookmaking techniques, as well as instruction in how to create a beautifully illustrated journal and other hybrid forms of text and image.

Wed., Sep. 26-Nov. 14, 9:30-11 a.m. Cost: $250/person; materials not incl. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ theshelburnecraftschool.org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

WOOD 201: DOVETAIL BOX: Interested in woodworking and learning how to make the most useful joinery technique? Join a group of fellow woodworking enthusiasts making a lidded box using traditional hand tools.

Students will learn about various Vermont hardwoods and explore joinery layout, sawing and chiseling. Mon., 6-8:30 p.m., Sep.10Oct. 29. Cost: $450/person; materials incl. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne. Info: 985-3648, info@ shelburnecraftschool.org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

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FERMENTATION: Learn the basics of lactose fermentation. The workshop includes a jar of the fermented vegetables, a bottle of switchback beer and dinner from a make-your-own burrito bar. 100% of the profits will be donated to local charity. Visit brews-bites-botany.ticketleap. com or call to register. Thu., Sep. 20, 5:30-7:30 p.m. Cost: $45.

Location: Gardener’s Supply, 472 Marshall Ave., Williston. Info: 660-3505.

TAIKO AND DJEMBE CLASSES IN BURLINGTON!: New drumming sessions begin weeks of Mar. 3 and May 1. Taiko for Adults: Tue., 5:30-6:20 p.m.; Wed., 6:30-8:20 p.m. Djembe for Adults: Wed., 5:30-6:20 p.m. Taiko for Kids and Parents: Tue., 4:30-5:20 p.m.

Djembe for Kids and Parents: Wed., 4:30-5:20 p.m. Drums provided. Conga classes, too!

Online schedule, registration.

Location: Taiko Space, 208 Flynn Ave., Suite 3G, Burlington. Info: 999-4255, burlingtontaiko.org.

dance BEGINNING SCOTTISH DANCE: Scottish country dance is a fun way to meet new people in a structured, social environment, while getting some exercise.

Learn to dance lively reels and jigs and elegant strathspeys.

Live music by Peter Macfarlane.

No partner necessary. Please bring clean, soft-soled shoes and a water bottle. Advance registration required. Mon., Sep. 10, 17 & 24, 7-9 p.m. Cost: $42/3week class series. Location: The Champlain Club, 20 Crowley St., Burlington. Info: Constance Kent, 355-5901, constancekent@gmail.com, dancerfly.com/ burlington-scottish-dance.

DANCE STUDIO SALSALINA: Salsa classes, nightclub-style, group and private, four levels.

Beginner walk-in classes, Wed., 6 p.m. $15/person for one-hour class. No dance experience, partner or preregistration required, just the desire to have fun! Drop in anytime and prepare for an enjoyable workout. Location: 266 Pine St., Burlington. Info: Victoria, 598-1077, info@salsalina.com, DSANTOS VT DANCE CLASSES: New classes, new location! Come join the fun. Weekly classes in salsa, bachata, kizomba, kuduro.

No partner or experience needed. Beginner drop-in classes.

Salsa, Mon., 7-8 p.m.; Kizomba, Wed., 8-9 p.m.; Bachata, Thu., 6-7 p.m. Cost: $15/1-hour class.

Location: Dsantos VT Dance Studio, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Unit 112A, Burlington. Info: Jon Bacon, 227-2572, dsantosvt.com.

ENGLISH COUNTRY DANCE CLASSES: Move to joyful music in a relaxed, beginner-friendly atmosphere. These social dances, first published in the mid-17th century, feature different formations (long or short lines, circles, squares) and range in mood from light playfulness to delightful elegance, enthusiastically robust to gloriously stately. For teens and adults who can walk briskly.

Wed., 7-9 p.m., Jul. 25 & Aug. 1, 8, 15, 22 & 29. Cost: $5/2-hour class. Location: Richmond Free Library, 201 Bridge St., Richmond.

Info: Val Medve, 881-9732, val. medve@gmail.com, burlington countrydancers.org.

empowerment EMBODYING MIND-BODY LEADERSHIP: Learn about how to embody mind-body leadership as a way of life. What we embody creates an energy field that holds everyone around us. Incorporating mind-body meditation, grounding exercises, group discussion and mind-body tools including the Inner Board of Directors, explore how to stay grounded and connected with the flow of life, including challenging situations requiring us to embody leadership skills.

Reflect on what’s in the way of embodying our leadership right now and how to move through these barriers so we can become more emotionally embodied, maintain an intentional presence and be the leaders we can be. Dec. 1, 9 a.m.-5 p.m. Cost: $130/before Sep. 15, $145/after Sep. 15. Location: Bishops Booth Conference Center, Rockpoint Rd., Burlington. Info: 860-6203, journeyworksvt.com/embodying-mind-body-leadership-withlinda-marksmsm.

HAPPINESS PROGRAM: The Art of Living Foundation’s Vermont chapter is offering the Happiness Program, a nine-hour course over a three-day period.

This course teaches a powerful practice called Sudarshan Kriya.

Research shows Sudarshan Kriya, a meditative breathing technique, results in enhanced well-being, improved immune function, better mental function and more restful sleep. Mon.Wed., Sep. 17-19, 6-9 p.m. Free introductory talks: Tue., Aug. 28, 6:30-7:30 p.m., and Tue., Sep. 11, 6-7 p.m. Location: All Souls Interfaith Gathering, 291 Bostwick Farm Rd., Shelburne.

Info: David McColgin, 448-2046, david.mccolgin@artofliving. org, artofliving.org/us-en/ program/153278.

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WHEEL THROWING: This class is an introduction to clay, pottery and the ceramics studio.

Students will work primarily on the potter’s wheel, learning basic throwing and forming techniques, while creating functional pieces such as mugs, cups and bowls. Students will also be guided through the various finishing techniques using the studio’s house slips and glazes.

No previous experience needed.

Option 1: Wed., Sep. 26-Nov. 28 (no class Oct. 31 or Nov. 21), 1:304 p.m.; Option 2: Thu., Sep. 27Nov. 15, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $340/

WEB DEVELOPMENT BOOTCAMP: 12-week immersive coding bootcamp in downtown Burlington.

Learn JavaScript programming, agile methodology, work on teams to build portfolio projects, complete career workshops and get one-on-one time with our career coach. Learn more at BurlingtonCodeAcademy.com/ Bootcamp. Sep. 17-Dec. 12. Cost: $9,950. Location: Burlington Code Academy, 182 Main St., Burlington.

Info: 779-1650, ahorner@ BurlingtonCodeAcademy.com.

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SCREEN PRINTING: Expert printer Aaron David will introduce you to screen printing and show you how to design and print T-shirts,

THE ARTIST STATEMENT: Learn tips for writing a successful artist statement from artist and curator Meara McGinniss.

Communicate what you investigate, observe or want to express with your art, and make your next grant, residency or exhibition proposal stronger.

Participants are invited to bring samples of artist statements to be reviewed. Wed., Oct. 24, 6-8:30 p.m. Cost: $25/ person; $22.50/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

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course; costs vary depending on course. Location: Shelburne Craft School, 64 Harbor Rd., Shelburne.

Info: Shelburne Craft School, 9853648, info@shelburnecraftschool. org, shelburnecraftschool.org.

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SCREEN PRINT WORKSHOP: Get to know our print studio at this one night-workshop, and explore the possibilities of screen printing. Students will choose from a variety of prepped silkscreen designs to put on a poster or tote bag to bring home. The class includes all materials; no experience necessary. Instructor: Kate McKernan. Mon., Oct. 15, 6-9 p.m.

Cost: $25/person; $22.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

SUNDAY FAMILY PAINT: Spend an afternoon with our teaching artists in BCA’s painting and drawing studio. Using our paints, brushes, easels and more, your family will create beautiful works of art. All supplies are provided, no experience needed. Adults may assist their child(ren) free of charge. Additional tickets are required for adults who’d like to join the fun and paint on their own. Registration is required.

Option 1: Sun., Oct. 14, 2-4 p.m.; Option 2: Sun., Nov. 11, 2-4 p.m.; Option 3: Sun., Dec. 2, 2-4 p.m.

Cost: $10/person; $9/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 8657166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

person; $306/BCA members.

Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

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SCHOOL BREAK: DIY HALLOWEEN COSTUMES: Students will create one-of-akind Halloween costumes that will blow away those storebought costumes and impress friends. Cut, sew and craft your way to the best Halloween ever!

Basic materials are provided; please bring two ideas of what you want to dress up as, and any material or old clothes to help create your costume. Ages 6-12. Fri., Oct. 19, 8 a.m.-3 p.m.

Cost: $75/person; $67.50/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St,, Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

posters, fine art and more!

Students will learn a variety of techniques for transferring and printing images using handdrawn, photographic or borrowed imagery. Students will learn how to apply photo emulsion, how to use an exposure unit and how to print on a variety of surfaces.

No experience necessary! Wed., Sep. 26-Nov. 14, 6-8:30 p.m.

Cost: $340/person; $306/BCA members. Location: BCA Studios, 405 Pine St., Burlington. Info: 865-7166, burlingtoncityarts.org.

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feldenkrais AWARENESS THROUGH MOVEMENT: The FeldenkraisMethod, a form of somatic education, will help you overcome aches and pains, reduce muscle tension, and increase your self-knowledge, flexibility, and awareness of your body.

Anyone — young or old, physically challenged or physically fit — can benefit from the FeldenkraisMethod. First class free. For more information about Feldenkrais (including testimonials), visit vermontfeldenkrais.com. Tue., starting Sep. 4, 9:30-10:30 a.m. Cost: $18/single class; $150/10-class card. Location: Sacred Mountain Studio, 215 College St., Burlington. Info: Uwe Mester, 735-3770, movevt@gmail. com, vermontfeldenkrais.com.

fitness LEARN TO SKATE WITH VSA: Group ice skating lessons start in Sep. and will be offered Wed. and Fri. Adult lessons will be offered Sun. Lessons take place at the Essex Skating Facility. In-person registration will take place on Wed., Sep. 5, 2018, from 6-7:30 p.m. at the Essex Skating Facility.

Weekly, mid-Sep. through midDec. Location: Essex Skating Facility, 2 Educational Dr., Essex Junction. Info: Essex Skating Facility, Vermont Skating Academy, 857-7300, vsa@ewsd. org, essexrink.com.

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gardening LANDSCAPE DESIGN WORKSHOP FOR HOMEOWNERS: This four-part series helps you select and place plants and express your vision for your landscape.

Visit gardeners-supply-stores. ticketleap.com or call to register.

Wed., Sep. 12-Oct. 3, 6-8 p.m Cost: $160. Location: Gardener’s Supply, 128 Intervale Rd., Burlington. Info: 660-3505.

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ART HOP AT GENERATOR: Generator is hosting more than 22 exciting hands-on-learning activities for Art Hop, including Peace Paper Project, Data Detox Tent, Giant Marble Run, Squid Hitcher (VR) and Indoor Drone Races. Come take advantage of Generator’s free parking at the neighboring Champlain Miller Parking Lot. Learn more about classes at generatorvt. com/events/#!event/2018/9/7/ art-hop-2018. Fri., Sep. 7, 5-9 p.m. & Sat., Sep. 8, noon-5 p.m.

Location: Generator, 40 Sears Ln., Burlington. Info: 540-0761.

GENERATOR CLASS OFFERINGS: Come check out our classes on 3D printing, welding, jewelry, laser cutting, forge, CNC routing,

woodworking, metalsmithing, electronics, design programs and more! Learn about classes at generatorvt.com/classes.

Location: Generator, 40 Sears Ln., Burlington. Info: 540-0761.

NEW CLASS: ALTERNATIVE MATERIALS IN JEWELRY MAKING: Alternative materials plus cold connections. Design something to be laser cut, and then we will use cold connections to add the pieces to earrings or a pendant. Learn more about classes at generatorvt.com/classes.

Tue., Sep. 11-Sep. 18, 5:30-8 p.m.

Location: Generator, 40 Sears Ln., Burlington. Info: 540-0761.

NEW CLASS: SKATE DECK: SKATEBOARD FAB 101: You will construct your own shaped skateboard deck in Skateboard Fab 101 and learn how to install trucks and wheels and practice safe operation of the Generator woodshop in the process. Learn more about classes at generatorvt.com/classes. Mon., Sep. 10-Oct. 1, 5:30-8 p.m. Location: Generator, 40 Sears Ln., Burlington. Info: 540-0761.

language ABSOLUEMENT FRENCH CLASSES!: Oh la la! Sign up for Adult French classes this fall and get your brain sparking. Held at inspiring Wingspan Studio, instructor, Madame Maggie offers dynamic, encouraging, small group classes and private lessons. Fluent French speaker, longtime instructor, lived in France and West Africa. Sign up today!

Thu., Sep. 27-Nov. 15. Beg French: 5-6:20 p.m.; Intermed/Adv Beg: 6:30-8 p.m. Cost: $225/8-week session, 1.5-hr classes. Location: Wingspan Studio, 4A Howard St., Burlington. Info: Maggie Standley, 233-7676, maggiestandley@ gmail.com.

ALLIANCE FRANÇAISE: FALL SESSION: Eleven-week French classes for adults starting on September 17. Morning, afternoon and evening classes available in Burlington, and evening classes only in Colchester and Montpelier.

We also offer six-week classes on topics such as literature, cinema, culture, phonetics and French for Travelers. We serve the entire range of students from the true beginners to those already comfortable conversing in French.

Location: Alliance Française, 43 King St., Burlington. Info: 881-8826, michelineatremblay@ gmail.com, aflcr.org.

ANNOUNCING SPANISH CLASSES: Spanish classes start in September. Learn from a native speaker via small classes or personal instruction. You’ll always be participating and speaking.

Lesson packages for travelers.

Lessons for young children; they love it! English as Second Language instruction online. Our 12th year. See our website or contact us for details. Start Sep. 10.

Cost: $225/10 weekly classes of 90+ min. each. Location: Spanish in Waterbury Center, Waterbury Center. Info: 585-1025, spanishparavos@gmail.com, spanish waterburycenter.com.

SPANISH AND FRENCH CLASSES: Start or improve your foreign language skills with Brigitte Savard and Carlos Reyes this fall. Beginning French or Spanish: In these dynamic classes, you will learn the essentials of conversation, introducing yourself, asking directions, etc.

Intermediate French or Spanish: Designed for people with some knowledge of the language. We will review basics and elaborate toward longer dialogues. Visit website for schedule. Cost: $150/15 hours. Location: NELA, 45 Prospect St. (Spanish), 8 Summit St. (French), Montpelier.

Info: New England Language Academy, Brigitte Savard, 5520330, learn@nelacademy.com, nelacademy.com.

martial arts OVER NINE THOUSAND ACADEMY: Become a Kung Fu bad@ss and learn to be strong, supple, fierce and centered. We believe in a holistic approach to martial arts and offer both hard and soft styles along with Taoist meditation practices. Classes are offered for adults and children, and we specialize in serving special needs kids. Classes offered Mon-Sat. Location: Onta Studio, 373 Blair Park Rd., Suite #102, Williston. Info: 683-8539, ontastudio@gmail.com, ontastudio.com.

VERMONT BRAZILIAN JIUJITSU: Brazilian jiujitsu is a martial arts combat style based entirely on leverage and technique. Brazilian jiujitsu self-defense curriculum is taught to Navy SEALs, CIA, FBI, military police and special forces. No training experience required.

Easy-to-learn techniques that could save your life! Classes for men, women and children.

Students will learn realistic bully-proofing and self-defense life skills to avoid them becoming victims and help them feel safe and secure. Our sole purpose is to help empower people by giving them realistic martial arts training practices they can carry with them throughout life.

IBJJF & CBJJ certified black belt sixth-degree Instructor under Carlson Gracie Sr.: teaching in Vermont, born and raised in Rio de Janeiro, Brasil. A five-time Brazilian National Champion; International World Masters Champion and IBJJF World Masters Champion. Accept no Iimitations! Location: Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu, 55 Leroy Rd., Williston. Info: 598-2839, julio@ bjjusa.com, vermontbjj.com.

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VCAM ORIENTATION: This is step one! The VCAM Orientation is the place to start. It is free to attend and will certify you to borrow

VCAM’s media production equipment, use our fully-equipped TV production studio and digital filmmaking packages, start a show, and take all our other free and low-cost media education workshops! Sat., Sep. 1, 11 a.m.

Free. Location: Media Factory, 208 Flynn Ave., #2G, Burlington.

Info: 651-9692.

meditation LEARN TO MEDITATE: Taught by qualified meditation instructors at the Burlington Shambhala Meditation Center: Wed., 6-7 p.m.; Sun., 9 a.m.-noon. Free and open to anyone. Free public meditation weeknights 6-7 p.m.; Tue. and Thu. noon-1 p.m.; Sun. 9 a.m.-noon. Classes and retreats also offered. See our website at burlington.shambhala.org.

Location: Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 658-6795.

nia NIA: Nia is an empowering movement practice that blends martial arts, dance arts and healing arts into a creative, fun, dynamic, playful and adaptable movement experience. Nia stimulates flexibility, agility, mobility, strength and stability. Nia offers varying levels of intensity, ranging from athletic to gentle and healing, and is always mindful. Fri., 8:30-9:30 a.m., & Sun., 9-10 a.m. by donation: $8-$15. Location: North End Studios, Studio A, 294 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington.

Info: Suzy, suzy@loveyourbodyvt. com, LoveYourBodyVT.com.

psychology A JUNGIAN PERSPECTIVE ON WOMEN’S HEALTH AND WHOLENESS: Jung’s brand of psychology is especially popular with women, and many Jungian analysts are women. In this course, we read nine books written by women analysts focused on how Jung’s psychology addresses the lives of women and their challenges. All of the books for the course are provided to participants. This course offers 18 CEUs to therapists. Led by Sue Mehrtens. Aug. 6, Oct. 4, Nov. 1, Dec. 6, Jan. 3, Feb. 7, Mar. 7, Apr. 4 & May 2. Cost: $90/person.

Location: Jungian Center for the Spiritual Sciences, 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

PSYCHOLOGY AND MYTHOLOGY: Discover some of the myths you are living in this Jung-oriented workshop.

Discussions include how myths can provide insights into psychopathologies. This course offers eight CEUs to therapists.

Led by Sue Mehrtens, author and teacher. Sep. 5, 12, 19 & 26; 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60/person.

Location: Jungian Center for the Spiritual Sciences, 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

spirituality THE TAO OF ELVIS AND THE TAO OF JUNG: Learn about key

themes in Chinese history, along with how Taoist wisdom can show up in our lives through the lenses of the lives of Carl Jung and Elvis — yes, that Elvis!

Readings include the Tao Te Ching, The Tao of Jung and The Tao of Elvis. Led by Sue Mehrtens. The Tao Te Ching is available online; The Tao of Jung is available (for a discount) at Bridgeside Books, Waterbury.

The Tao of Elvis will be lent in class. Sep. 4, Oct. 2, Nov. 6 & Dec. 4; 7-9 p.m. Cost: $60/ Jungian Center for the Spiritual Sciences. Location: 55 Clover Ln., Waterbury. Info: Sue, 244-7909.

tai chi BEGINNER TAI CHI IN MONTPELIER: We practice Cheng Man-ch’ing’s “simplified” 37-posture Yang-style form.

The course will be taught by Patrick Cavanaugh, longtime student and assistant to Wolfe Lowenthal, student of Cheng Man-ching and founder of Long River Tai Chi Circle. Patrick is a senior instructor at LRTTC in Vermont and New Hampshire.

Starts Tue., Sep. 4, 7-8 p.m. Cost: $65/mo. Location: Bethany Church, 115 Main St., Montpelier.

Info: Long River Tai Chi Circle, Patrick Cavanaugh, 490-6405, patrick@longrivertaichi.org, longrivertaichi.org.

SNAKE-STYLE TAI CHI CHUAN: The Yang Snake Style is a dynamic tai chi method that mobilizes the spine while stretching and strengthening the core body muscles. Practicing this ancient martial art increases strength, flexibility, vitality, peace of mind and martial skill.

Beginner classes Sat. mornings & Wed. evenings. Call to view a class. Location: Bao Tak Fai Tai Chi Institute, 100 Church St., Burlington. Info: 363-6890, snake-style.com.

well-being TAKE THE FIRST STEP: A LABYRINTH WORKSHOP: N.H.-based Veriditas Labyrinth Facilitator and Friend of Milarepa Center, Susie Leiper, will lead the workshop that includes a brief history of labyrinths and an overview of various styles.

Participants will learn the basics of drawing a labyrinth. Weather permitting, the group will construct and walk a temporary outdoor labyrinth. Preregistration required. Sat., Sep. 22, 10 a.m.- 4 p.m. $35-50 suggested slidingscale donation. Incl. full program & delicious vegetarian lunch!

Location: Milarepa Tibetan Buddhist Retreat Center, 1344 Route 5, Barnet. Info: 633-4136, milarepa@milarepacenter.org.

yoga EVOLUTION YOGA: Practice yoga in a down-to-earth atmosphere with some of the most experienced teachers and therapeutic professionals in Burlington. New this summer: Yoga on the Lake, 7-8 a.m., four

days per week; and Yoga on the Deck overlooking the lake, Tue. and Thu., 7:15-8:15 p.m. All lake classes are at the Community Sailing Center. Daily drop-in classes including $5 community classes, Yoga Wall and Yoga Therapeutics classes led by physical therapists. Dive deeper into your practice or register for our Yoga Teacher Training for Healthcare Providers. $5-$15/ class; $140/10-class card; $5-10/ community class. Location: Evolution Yoga, 20 Kilburn St., Burlington. Info: 864-9642, evolutionvt.com.

HONEST YOGA: Honest yoga offers heated yoga for all levels.

We hold yoga teacher trainings at the 200- and 500-hour levels, as well as children and dance teacher courses. (YTT includes FREE unlimited membership) Yoga and dance classes for ages 2 and up in our two beautiful practice spaces! Your children can practice in one room while you practice in the other. No need for childcare. Brand-new beginners’ course: This includes two specialty classes per week for four weeks plus unlimited access to all classes. We have daily heated and alignment classes, and kids classes in yoga and dance. Check out our website for dance classes and yoga Summer Camps. Daily classes & workshops. $50/new student (1 mo. unlimited); $18/ class; $145/10-class card; or $110/10-class punch student/ senior/military card; $135/mo. adult memberships; $99/mo. kid memberships. Location: Honest Yoga Center, 150 Dorset St., Blue Mall, next to Eco Bean, South Burlington. Info: 497-0136, honestyogastudio@gmail.com, honestyogacenter.com.

SACRED BREATH YOGA: SERENITY IN THE SALT CAVE: Gentle Hatha-style yoga in the calming ambience, beautiful texture and healing energy of the salt cave. Join Lynn Clauer and explore breath work together with gentle strengthening, centering and restorative poses. Tune into your subtle body and promote mindfulness in this practice for all levels.

(Modifications offered). Ends with guided relaxation. Please call to reserve your spot. Tue., 6-7:15 p.m. Cost: $40. Location: Purple Sage Salt Cave, 21 Essex Way, Essex. Info: 879-1160.

SANGHA STUDIO | NONPROFIT, DONATION-BASED YOGA: Sangha Studio builds an empowered community through the shared practice of yoga. Free yoga service initiatives and outreach programs are offered at 17 local organizations working with all ages. Join Sangha in both downtown Burlington and the Old North End for one of their roughly 60 weekly classes and workshops. Become a Sustaining Member for $60/month and practice as often as you like! Daily.

Location: Sangha Studio, 120 Pine St. and 237 North Winooski Ave., Burlington. Info: 448-4262, Info@ sanghastudio.org.

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SEVEN DAYS: What’s one good thing and one bad thing about the band being spread out?

SCOTT MUNRO: One good thing is that we’re always pretty stoked when we hang out again. And one bad thing: We don’t really jam, ever. We get together before a tour and jam solid for two weeks. I think we’ll get together four or five days before our Vermont show and try to learn a new song or two. I think if we were all living in the same city, maybe our output would be quicker.

SD: It seems like the theme of Preoccupations was understandably deconstruction and reconstruction. How would you describe New Material?

SM: For me, it was a bit of a return to what we first started out doing. A lot of New Material was just me and Matt [Flegel] in the studio. That’s how we

did our first EP, just me and Matt in my basement playing everything and recording it ourselves. And this one kind of felt like it was a return to that — although everybody’s on this record, of course. We spent a lot of time just dicking around with it on our own, though. This is also the first one since our first EP that I recorded all of, which was fun.

[For] this record, we went into the studio with nothing. So the initial session’s just a lot of jamming — me and Matt and Mike [Wallace] just jamming on whatever riff anybody had. Danny [Christiansen] was deejaying sci-fi movies. We went in with no songs. We were just trying to figure out some ideas.

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ere’s a quickie primer on Canadian post-punk band Preoccupations: They make raw and brooding new waveinspired rock that seethes with dark energy. They also used to be called Viet Cong, a hastily chosen name that led to a year of trouble.

In early 2015, internet-based calls to boycott the group led to several show cancellations. Later that year, its members decided to choose a new name that wasn’t taken from a violent insurgent group that committed horrible atrocities in the Vietnam War. They unveiled Preoccupations in the spring of 2016 and a self-titled album that fall.

Fortunately, both critics and fans seemed to forgive the group — though not without raking them across the coals for waiting approximately a year from the initial public controversy to choose the new moniker. It was a learning experience, to be sure.

Even with its members now living in Toronto, Montréal and New York City, the band seems somehow tighter and more together than ever before.

Preoccupations’ latest LP, New Material, is a staggering body of work that nudges their sound toward pop while still retaining a jagged edge.

Preoccupations perform on Wednesday, September 5, at ArtsRiot in Burlington. Locals the Onlys add support. Seven Days caught up with guitarist/keyboardist Scott “Monty” Munro by phone.

Clockwise from top left: Mike Wallace, Daniel Christiansen, Matt Flegel and Scott “Monty” Munro of Preoccupations

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SD: In a piece for Paste magazine, you said, “My ultimate goal would be to make a record where nobody knows what instrument is playing, ever.” Can you expand on that statement?

SM: Oh, yeah. I remember saying that.

I kind of want the guitars and the keyboards [to be] blended together with samplers blended in. I just find that kind of stuff interesting. I don’t know if you’re a This Heat fan, but I remember the first time I heard [them] just being like, What the fuck is even going on?

There’s guitar and drums, but then there’s something else happening, too. It turns out [a band member] was playing organs most of the time, but it sounds crazy. It sounds like he’s shredding on bass guitar mixed with tape drones or something. I think those records really inspired and influenced me.

SD: You’re kind of a gear-head, right?

SM: Yeah.

SD: I don’t know if you know this, but someone is compiling your whole gear collection on Equipboard.

SM: Oh, yeah, I go on Equipboard all the time. There’s a page about me, or about my band?

SD: About you.

SM: About me?

SD: Yeah!

SM: Oh, my God. They should email me.

SD: Everything they’ve put on there needs verification.

SM: Oh, wow. Last time I was on there, I was looking at all of the gear Liam Howlett from the Prodigy uses.

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As summer ends and winter approaches, you might want to watch the video a few more times to remind yourself not to slip into the familiar, seductive patterns that return during December and January’s darkest days. I know I’ll watch it again.

You can see the video at jbengoy.com — and you can catch the band live next week during the South End Art Hop on Friday, September 7, at ArtsRiot in Burlington.

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If ever there were a time to drop everything and run like the wind to the Vermont Comedy Club, Thursday, August 30, would be it. The club’s in-house long-form improv team, the UNMENTIONABLES, presents a particularly intriguing event called Period Underwear. Methinks this is not a show for the little ones.

Essentially, the troupe plans to do an entire show “dressed only in the latest lingerie, silk underthings, and gymnasium and swimming costumes of the day.” Given the overly courtly nature of the event flyer’s wording, we can assume the show will take place within the nebulous era known as “yesteryear.”

The faux-parchment-paper digital leaflet continues, “The actors will present a farcical romp through a fantasy world heretofore unimagined by man or woman!” That’s Shakespeareanera English for “improv.”

Also, Jaz Entertainment portrait photographer MORRELL BUNBURY will be on-site, taking free daguerreotype-style portraits. If you’re not familiar with daguerreotype photography, or are unable to google that shit, whatever pops into your head when you think of “oldetimey” portraits is probably close enough.

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Where do you draw the line between contentment and apathy? Are they really that different? Yes, but it’s easy to confuse them when you’re buried in self-doubt. Anyone who’s struggled with depression can tell you that it’s often difficult to distinguish between the two. And, if you’re like me, you’ll probably drive yourself up the wall in doing so.

For instance, you might think to yourself, I like my life right now. I’m doing well, and I have everything I need.

Why would I change anything? But maybe there’s a little voice in your head that says, “But what about this? You always said you wanted to do this, and you still haven’t. And what about them?

They need you right now. Get off your lazy ass.”

And then there’s the paralyzing fear that you might fail if you were to do something you’re not already doing.

Now you feel bad both for the mistakes that you might hypothetically make and for assuming you’re going to make them. And then you don’t do anything.

It’s a vicious cycle.

I bring up all of this because of a new music video from Burlington indie-rock dynamos J BENGOY. Visuals for “Armchair,” a cut taken from the quintet’s debut LP, Dogwood Winter, arrived on the interwebs last week. A bleak (and grammatically horrifying) message accompanied the clip in a Facebook post: “This is ‘Armchair’. a song about apathy. about what happens when the nothingness implodes.” Since watching the video, I can’t stop thinking about my own struggles with apathy. I suppose that’s the damn point.

With visionary director KAYHL COOPER at the helm, as well as cinematographer JACK WHITNEY, the piece is one of the

most visually striking music videos to come out of the Vermont scene during my two years serving as Seven Days’ music editor. You’ve probably seen some of Cooper’s other work, such as production company Noise Ordinance’s studio sessions, Waking Windows’ recaps, and videos with singersongwriter FRANCESCA BLANCHARD and indie-rock legends the ESSEX GREEN. Cooper’s strength lies in his stark approach to mise-en-scène, his preference for confrontational, slowburning push-ins, his impeccable framing and his gift for timing. If you aren’t already aware of this fine young talent, get on it. The dude’s going places.

Cooper told the website Booooooom, “We wanted the video to feel like busting loose, like a guttural scream, like a crescendo of complacency.”

I would say he accomplished that mission.

Filmed in the dead of winter, “Armchair” finds the Ben-boys taking turns sitting slumped in a ratty green recliner. The chair appears all over the city: a typical B-town apartment, the parking lot and aisles of the Old North End Variety store, a highway overpass, a graveyard, and in the back of a pickup truck cruising the streets. There’s also a delightfully robotic dinner sequence that devolves into a head-banging frenzy as the piano-rock tune reaches its climax.

And, of course, the powerful performances from band members themselves are more than worthy of a shout-out. The gift of knowing how to play a scene — and how your actions and facial expression will come across in the final product — isn’t something that comes easily. Presumably under Cooper’s strong directorial hand, the group’s five members are convincingly products of the dour world created for the video. Kudos, fellas.

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ARTSRIOT: Ohmme, Renata Zeiguer, Julia Caesar (indie), 8:30 p.m., $8/10.

HALF LOUNGE: AQUG (bass music), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Marty Fogel Quartet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Paul Asbell Trio (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions (traditional), 7 p.m., free. Roan Yellowthorn (singersongwriter), 9:30 p.m., free.

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later in life than most. After years as a professional surfer and a stint as a guitar player in the band Sunchild, the San Diego native first released solo music after he turned 30. Known as the protégé of ultra-chill crooner and fellow surfer Jack Johnson, Frankenreiter’s tunes are just as ooey-gooey as his musical mentor’s. On his latest record, The Heart, the artist teamed up with frequent collaborator and master tunesmith Grant-Lee Phillips. Frankenreiter performs on Friday, August 31, at the Higher Ground Ballroom in South Burlington. J.S. ONDARA and LISA BOUCHELLE open.

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MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Kris Gruen (indie folk), 7 p.m., free. Alex Figura (singer-songwriter), 8:30 p.m., free. The Blue Chips (pop, prog-rock), 10:30 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Cricket Blue, Reid SP (indie folk), 7:30 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Vermont’s Funniest Comedian: Semis (standup), 7 & 9:30 p.m., $15/20.

SIDEBAR: Hotel Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Pappy (Americana), 7 p.m., free.

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THE SPOT ON THE DOCK: DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic dance), 5 p.m., free.

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BAYSIDE PAVILION: The Starline Rhythm Boys (rockabilly), 6 p.m., free.

NORTH HERO HOUSE INN & RESTAURANT: Bob Gagnon Duo (jazz), 5:30 p.m., free.

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SWEET MELISSA’S: D. Davis (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., donation.

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BACKSTAGE PUB & RESTAURANT: Karaoke with Jenny Red, 9 p.m., free.

THE OLD POST: Karaoke with D Jay Baron, 8 p.m., free.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: All Request Video, 9 p.m., free.

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IDLETYME BREWING COMPANY: The Idletyme Band (blues, rock), 8 p.m., free.

MOOGS PLACE: Jim Charanko (Americana), 7:30 p.m., free.

mad river valley/ waterbury ZENBARN: Zach Nugent’s Acoustic Dead (Grateful Dead tribute), 7 p.m., free.

middlebury area CITY LIMITS NIGHT CLUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

outside vermont MONOPOLE: Open Mic with Lucid, 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (HANOVER): Video Game Night, 7 p.m., free.

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LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Randal Pierce (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

Shane Hardiman Trio (jazz), 8:30 p.m., $5-10.

BRISTOL BAKERY & CAFÉ (HINESBURG): Open Mic and the Roundtable String Band (Americana), 6 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free. Eggy, Doctor Rick (funk), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

MONKEY HOUSE: When Particles Collide, Dino Bravo, Zeus Springsteen (rock), 9:30 p.m., $3/8. 18+.

RADIO BEAN: Haley Katrin (blues, rock), 7 p.m., free. Jason Baker (folk, roots), 8:30 p.m., free. Belle Machine (indie rock), 10:30 p.m., free. Upright Man (psych-rock, progressive), midnight, free.

RED SQUARE: Tom Caswell Blues Band, 7 p.m., free. D Jay Baron (mashup, hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Cre8 (open format), 10 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: The Thursday Torys, Adrian Aardvark, Entrance to Trains (indie), 9 p.m., $3.

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THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Joe Adler & the Veils of Summer (rock), 8:30 p.m., free.

FINNIGAN’S PUB: DJ Craig Mitchell (open format), 10 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Jessimae Peluso (standup), 7:30 p.m., $15. Period Underwear (underwear-clad improv), 9 p.m., $5.

DRINK: Downstairs Comedy Open Mic, 8 p.m., free.

HALF LOUNGE: DJ SVPPLY & Bankz (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

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RADIO BEAN: Friday Morning Sing-Along with Linda Bassick & Friends (kids’ music), 11 a.m., free. Happy Hour with DJ Ryan Kick (eclectic), 4 p.m., free. Miku & Kosi (jazz, punk), 6:30 p.m., free. Liz Hogg (rock, classical), 8:45 p.m., free. Dewey (indie rock), 10 p.m., $5. Radio Wonderland (indie-tronic), 11:30 p.m., $5.

SIDEBAR: Cam Will (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Gypsy Reel (traditional Irish), 7:30 p.m., free.

CITY SPORTS GRILLE: Interactive Video Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7:30 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Seth Yacovone (solo acoustic blues), 7 p.m., free. Sabouyouma, Miku Daza (West-African fusion), 9 p.m., $5.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ KermiTT (eclectic), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Al’s Pals (blues, jam), 7 p.m., free. DJ Cre8 (open format), 11 p.m., free.

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MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: DJ Moar Mead (house), 10 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Zach Rhoads (singer-songwriter), 4 p.m., free. Frank Band and the Cook Country Kinds (blues, Americana), 7 p.m., free. DJ Craig Mitchell (open format), 11 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Aaron Kamm and the One Drops (reggae, blues), 9 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free. Indie Rumble (improv), 8:30 p.m., $5.

p.m., free. Dan Ryan Express (jazz fusion), 9 p.m., $5. DJ Taka (eclectic vinyl), 11 p.m., $5.

LEUNIG’S BISTRO & CAFÉ: Mike Martin and Geoff Kim (jazz), 7 p.m., free.

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BACKSTAGE PUB & RESTAURANT: Trivia, 9:30 p.m., free.

champlain islands/northwest TWIGGS — AN AMERICAN GASTROPUB: Mark LeGrand (honky-tonk), 7 p.m., free.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Shellhouse (rock), 7 p.m., free.

HIGHLAND LODGE: Trivia Night, 6:30 p.m., free.

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BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Italian Session (traditional), 6 p.m., free.

OLIVE RIDLEY’S: Karaoke with DJ Jon Berry & DJ Coco, 9 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Dave Langevin (singer-songwriter), 6 p.m., free. Mingo (Big Boss Sausage) (singer-songwriter), 8 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Steady Betty (ska, rocksteady), 9 p.m., free.

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MOOGS PLACE: Open Mic with Allen Church, 8:30 p.m., free.

mad river valley/ waterbury LOCALFOLK SMOKEHOUSE: Open Mic with Alex Budney, 8:30 p.m., free.

ZENBARN: Limitless Project (experimental, multimedia), 9 p.m., free.

burlington

BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Chris Peterman Quartet (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

CLUB METRONOME: AQUG (bass music), 10 p.m., free.

FOAM BREWERS: The High Breaks (Album Release) (surf), 9 p.m., free.

HALF LOUNGE: DJ Cre8 (hip-hop), 10 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Eric George (folk), 9 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: La rebelión del tango (tango), 7

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Donavon Frankenreiter, J.S. Ondara, Lisa Bouchelle (singersongwriter), 8 p.m., $20/23.

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: Elektro Vibes featuring Reign One, DJVU, DJ SPAGs (EDM), 8 p.m., $13/15.

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: Red Hot Juba (blues, country), 7 p.m., free.

MONKEY HOUSE: DJ Disco Phantom (eclectic dance), 9:30 p.m., free.

THE OLD POST: Paradox Rox (rock), 8 p.m., free.

ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Uncle Jimmy (rock), 5 p.m., free.

Bombay (rock covers), 9 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: The Dimmer Twins: Mr. Charlie Frazier and Gary Wade (covers), 7:30 p.m., free.

barre/montpelier

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Hillary and Andy Leicher (blues, rock), 6 p.m., free.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Scott Graves and Chris Martin (acoustic rock), 6 p.m., free.

Tsunamibots, Men in Grey Suits (surf-punk), 9 p.m., free.

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Waterbury’s yoga, food, music and arts hub Zenbarn hosts a bike-in film festival on Friday, August 31. A benefit for the Waterbury Area Trails Alliance, the event encourages attendees to arrive on bicycles. If you’re coming from Montpelier or Burlington, you might have to pedal quite a ways. But for a serious cyclist, it’s probably not that big a deal. Cycling newbs like me might drive into town, park a few blocks from the fest and cruise over.

The lineup focuses on outdoorrecreation-related films. Screenings include SIMON PERKINS’ “Ascend,” which focuses on JON WILSON, who, despite having lost a leg to cancer, is still an intense cyclist; and BEN PAGE’s “The Frozen Road,” a self-shot documentary chronicling the filmmaker’s bike journey through the Canadian Arctic, among others.

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middlebury area

CITY LIMITS NIGHT CLUB: Rehab Roadhouse (rock), 9:30 p.m., free.

champlain islands/northwest NORTH HERO HOUSE INN & RESTAURANT: Christine Malcolm Duet (folk), 5:30 p.m., free.

TWIGGS — AN AMERICAN GASTROPUB: Leadfoot Louise (Americana), 7 p.m., free.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Sam & Dylan (rock), 5 p.m., free. Shake (pop, rock), 9 p.m., free.

BLEU NORTHEAST SEAFOOD: Bob Gagnon (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

STONE CORRAL BREWERY: Remember Baker (bluegrass, old-time), 7:30 p.m., free.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

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burlington

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Lyle Brewer (instrumental guitar), 7:30 p.m., free. DJ Taka (eclectic vinyl), 11 p.m., $5.

BAGITOS BAGEL AND BURRITO CAFÉ: Irish Session, 2 p.m., donation.

NECTAR’S: Amy in Heaven: A Tribute to Amy Winehouse, Nina’s Brew, 9 p.m., $5.

ESPRESSO BUENO: Abby Jenne (rock), 7:30 p.m., free. FEMCOM (standup), 8:30 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Gordon Goldsmith (singer-songwriter), 7 p.m., free.

Laura Fox (folk, soul), 8:30 p.m., free. Jesse Taylor Band (rock), 10 p.m., $5. Barbacoa (surf), 11:30 p.m., $5.

GUSTO’S: DJ LaFountaine (open format), 9:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE BLUE ROOM: DJ Raul (salsa, reggaeton), 6 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Abby Sherman (Americana), 8 p.m., free.

SMITTY’S PUB: Kyle Stevens (rock, country), 8 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Vermont’s Funniest Comedian: Finals (standup), 7 p.m., $20/27.

chittenden county

HIGHER GROUND SHOWCASE LOUNGE: 99 Neighbors, Golden Boy Music Group (hip-hop), 8:30 p.m., $5/10.

JERICHO CAFÉ & TAVERN: The Jeff Salisbury Band (blues), 7 p.m., free.

WHAMMY BAR: The Barn Band (’50s and ’60s covers), 7 p.m., free.

stowe/smuggs

EL TORO: Chris Lyon (singersongwriter), 7 p.m., free.

middlebury area

CITY LIMITS NIGHT CLUB: DJ Earl (open format), 9:30 p.m., free.

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Stay Loose & Hang Tight With … the High Breaks begins with an invitation: “Let’s all climb aboard … the surf train!” implores guitarist Matt Hagen, the High Breaks’ delightfully skewed creative mastermind, just as his trio drops in on a tight, classic curl of reverbdrenched surf-noir called “Surf Train.” Woozy, wet and weird, the song is the embodiment of

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Clifford is now based in California, where he’s incidentally much closer to the ocean than his old bandmates in the Queen City. Fortunately, the High Breaks have never relied on a big sound — their brand of surf is more nuanced and delicate. So, in a certain sense, a leaner ensemble is advantageous. But it does place more of a creative burden on the remaining three members.

As the lead guitarist, Hagen necessarily does most of the heavy lifting in that regard. And he’s up to the task. His fluid lines have never rung cleaner or with such precision, apparent especially in his nimble melodic runs on cuts such as the gloomy “The Salty Shore,” the chugging “Banana Seat” and Side B opener “Sink or Swim.”

Hagen sets a lofty bar, but he reaches it in large part thanks to the subtle skill of his longtime bandmates.

Bassist Kevin Lynam unleashes a snarling riptide of low end beneath

Hagen’s splashy licks. Todd Gevry, long one of Burlington’s most underrated drummers, provides not only the snapping backbeat requisite of surf rock, but also an array of flourishes and accents that add fathoms of sonic depth.

While the performances throughout Stay Loose & Hang Tight are by and large impeccable, what truly sets the album apart from the band’s previous work is its sense of atmosphere.

Throughout, the High Breaks evoke the melancholy air of an old beach town in the waning days of summer. Sure, there are still a few waves and rays to catch.

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acoustic folk, chamber-pop, country, psychedelia, electro-pop and good ol’ indie rock, they tend to drift between sonic flavors, and it’s one of their greatest strengths. And the band introduces its many shades gradually, like shapes that appear in shadows cast from the sun as its light moves along your bedroom wall.

“Cold Wind,” the album’s first of 12 tracks, is unhurried lounge-pop with a folksy soul. Guitar and keyboard roll into a swell of whirring synth, concluding with a momentarily stripped-down, a cappella breakdown.

“A Falte De” picks up the pace after the album’s contemplative opener. Briskly strummed guitar adds mounting tension

in the first verse, which unfurls into a percussive explosion. Alien synth-bass, glockenspiel, chorally inspired vocals and gobs of cymbals converge in a beautiful mess of sound.

After the brief “Morning’s Interlude,” “Stone” waltzes in with seasick harmonies and sparse, fingerplucked guitar. Twinkling synths pour over the shuffling acoustic tune like falling stars.

One of the album’s early singles, “Love in the Afternoon,” begins with a meditative rainfall field recording.

As the song reaches its ethereal hook, a solitary trumpet sweeps in atop a glowing bed of atmospheric synths.

Toward the album’s end, the song returns even fuller and richer as an imposing, mostly instrumental piece, “Love Reprise.”

“Driving Song” sounds like an outtake from Björk’s Vespertine.

Icy, reverberating electronics and overdriven drum-machine beats

ensconce singer Brayden Baird’s unintelligible, heavily filtered murmurings.

Arpeggiated synths usher in “Don’t You Wanna Know,” a glorious exercise in chamber pop. A dazzling string ensemble supplants the track’s synthetic sounds, which ascend to heavenly heights as the song intensifies.

It undoubtedly takes a long time to complete an album as ornately appointed at Future Folks. No song enclosed herein is simple, and every chance to add embellishment is taken.

But what’s most impressive about the album isn’t the quantity of instruments used or the various styles touched upon.

It’s how they work in congress to create such a dreamy yet vivid world.

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Lyndon’s the Thursday Torys originally planned to unveil their debut album, Future Folks, in early 2018. But you know how these things go. Best-laid plans always get shit on by Murphy and his dumb law, try as we might to evade it. Whatever the holdup was, it did little to stifle the band’s creative spirit.

The Thursday Torys cover a lot of ground stylistically in a relatively short amount of time. Purveyors of

the sound the landlocked Vermont surf band has been building toward for the past five years. It’s ultracool and vintage sounding, crafted in obvious deference to the King of the Surf Guitar, Dick Dale. But the opening track also evokes other key aesthetic influences: the smoky absurdism of filmmaker David Lynch; the strange, empty grandeur of Ennio Morricone’s spaghetti western soundtracks; and the eerie creep of the Marketts. It’s a perfect intro to a nearly perfect record.

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LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Game Night, 7 p.m., free. Esther Rose, Julia Sanders (country-folk), 7 p.m., free.

ARTSRIOT: Preoccupations, the Onlys (post-punk), 8:30 p.m., $13/15.

JP’S PUB: Karaoke, 10 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Mi Yard Reggae Night with DJs Big Dog and Jahson, 9 p.m., free.

JUNIPER: Bird Code (jazz), 8:30 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Irish Sessions (traditional), 7 p.m., free.

Honey & Soul (soul-folk), 9:30 p.m., free.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Open Mic with Andy Lugo, 9 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: The Melting Nomads (funk), 8 p.m., free/$5. 18+.

RED SQUARE: DJ Max Jade (open format), 11 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Bluegrass Brunch, noon, free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Raanan Hershberg (standup), 7 p.m., $8.

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LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Lamp Shop Lit Club (open reading), 8 p.m., free. LittleBoyBigHeadOnBike, Miles Hewitt (indie folk), 9:30 p.m., free.

N.C., band confidently extends its message of tolerance pop tunes tinged with traditional Americana flair and futuristic accents. Catch River Whyless on Sunday, August 2, at Foam Brewers in Burlington. Local singersongwriter FRANCESCA BLANCHARD adds support.

MANHATTAN PIZZA & PUB: Karaoke, 9:30 p.m., free.

NECTAR’S: Metal Monday featuring TOMBS, Barishi, Gorcrow, 7:30 p.m., $10/12. 18+.

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RED SQUARE: DJ KermiTT (eclectic), 7 p.m., free. DJ SVPPLY (hip-hop), 11 p.m., free.

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Family Night (open jam), 9 p.m., free.

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ARTSRIOT: Trivia Night, 7:30 p.m., free.

DRINK: Comedy Open Mic, 9 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: Four-D (house, hip-hop), 7 p.m., free. DJ A-RA$ (open format), 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (BURLINGTON): Ukulele Kids with Joe Baird (sing-along), 9:30 a.m., free.

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ON TAP BAR & GRILL: Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7 p.m., free.

WATERWORKS FOOD + DRINK: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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FOAM BREWERS: Local Dork (eclectic vinyl), 6 p.m., free.

CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: Karaoke with DJ Vociferous, 9:30 p.m., free.

LIGHT CLUB LAMP SHOP: Flat Five (jazz), 9:30 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: Blue Fox’s Open Mic, 7 p.m., free.

LINCOLNS: Laugh Shack (standup), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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NECTAR’S: Zach Nugent’s Dead Disco (Grateful Dead tribute), 9 p.m., $5.

MOOGS PLACE: Chris Lyon (solo acoustic, Americana), 6 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Gua Gua (psychotropical jazz), 6:30 p.m., free. Talking Lake Ensemble (roots, alt-folk), 8:45 p.m., free. Honky Tonk Tuesday with Ponyhustle, 10 p.m., $5.

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HATCH 31: Erin Cassels-Brown (indie folk), 6 p.m., free. Kelly Ravin and Lowell Thompson (country), 7 p.m., free.

RADIO BEAN: Voiceless Nasal (ambient, electronic), 5:30 p.m., free. Ensemble V (jazz), 7 p.m., free. ouzqxklzn (experimental, ambient), 9 p.m., free. Mica & the One Night Club Band (Rioplatense), 10:30 p.m., free.

RED SQUARE: DJ Cre8 (open format), 11 p.m., free.

RÍ RÁ IRISH PUB & WHISKEY ROOM: Gypsy Reel (traditional Irish), 7:30 p.m., free.

SIDEBAR: Hotel Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

VERMONT COMEDY CLUB: Open Mic, 7 p.m., free. Indie Rumble (improv), 8:30 p.m., $5.

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CITY SPORTS GRILLE: Interactive Video Trivia with Top Hat Entertainment, 7:30 p.m., free.

HIGHER GROUND BALLROOM: Tribal Seeds, Iya Terra (reggae, rock), 7:30 p.m., $20/23.

THE OLD POST: Karaoke with D Jay Baron, 8 p.m., free.

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CHARLIE-O’S WORLD FAMOUS: John Lackard Blues Jam, 6 p.m., free. All Request Video, 9 p.m., free.

SWEET MELISSA’S: D. Davis (acoustic), 5:30 p.m., donation.

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IDLETYME BREWING COMPANY: The Idletyme Band (blues, rock), 8 p.m., free.

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ZENBARN: Zach Nugent’s Acoustic Dead (Grateful Dead tribute), 7 p.m., free.

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CITY LIMITS NIGHT CLUB: Karaoke, 9 p.m., free.

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PARKER PIE CO.: Trivia Night, 7 p.m., free.

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MONOPOLE: Open Mic with Lucid, 10 p.m., free.

THE SKINNY PANCAKE (HANOVER): Video Game Night, 7 p.m., free. m

Lesson Learned « P.58 SD: So you see a site like Equipboard being a cool resource to share ideas?

SM: Yeah, totally. I’m always fascinated — like, when I hear a sound on a record I really like, I’m always just like, How do you do this? I want to be the master of that sound.

SD: I just watched Preoccupations’ episode of Pitchfork’s “Over / Under,” and think we didn’t hear enough from you. Care to play a little game with me I just invented called Meh or Hells Yeah?

SM: All right.

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SD: Religion?

SM: Meh. SD: Spirituality?

SM: Uh … I don’t know.

SD: Trains?

SM: Hells yeah!

SD: VR headsets?

SM: Ooh … meh.

SD: Down pillows?

SM: Meh. They always make me sneeze.

INFO Preoccupations, Wednesday, September 5, 8:30 p.m., ArtsRiot in Burlington. $13/15. AA. artsriot.com

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SD: Chris Pratt?

SM: Hells yeah! That new Jurassic World movie was rad!

SD: Agreed.

SM: I think people, on both sides, pick fights for the sake of picking fights. For example, we still get hate mail all the time on both sides of [the Viet Cong controversy]. We get hate mail about our old band name, but we also get rightwing hate mail from people that are like, “Freedom of speech! You should’ve kept your band name.”

I felt like the initial situation was basically shitty and ignorant, and then our response was mostly slow. But it just took such a long time to find a new band name. It was a nightmare. But we made a decision that I can stand behind.

I think we did the best that we could at the time.

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SD: Beyoncé and Jay-Z’s new record?

SM: I haven’t listened to it. Though I heard the one single, and it was pretty cool. I’ll give it a hells yeah.

SD: Last one: Questions about your band’s name change?

SM: Uh … I don’t know. They’re fine.

[Laughs.] I’ve spoken at length about that topic a lot of times. So now I’ll say … honestly, I’ll say hells yeah, because I feel like that was a pretty interesting time, to say the least.

At first we didn’t really talk too much about it, because it was tricky to figure out [how] to talk about, I guess. But ultimately I feel like it was a good thing. Everybody just needs to remember that the goal is to have a good society. And if anybody has a different goal, [they’re] an asshole.

The thing that I’ve really come out of it with is that maybe it’s OK sometimes to not know what the right thing to do is, and just to figure out who the person is that is in a position to make that sort of call. And then defer some of the judgment to that [person].

I feel like our society is in a moral adolescence right now, where people are just sort of figuring out what’s acceptable, with the interest of society being a comfortable place for everyone to exist. That’s a good goal. And if that’s not [your] goal, then you need to reevaluate whether you’re a contributing member to society.

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SD: We’ll call that a “meh.” Avocado toast?

SM: I feel like I’ve never properly had avocado toast, but I’ll give that a hells yeah.

SD: Coconut water?

SM: Hells yeah.

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actually “often forgeries” concocted by 18th-century satirists. Accompanying this information is a playful peephole display that includes a scene of a severe-looking older man unlocking the chastity belt of a younger woman who wears pearls. She appears bored. A pair of white leather fetish pants, complete with a locking fly, hangs on the wall. An explanation tells us the garment originated in the “disco era” in New York City.

Nearby, the installation “Locking Suitcases” invites visitors to write down a secret and place it in a suitcase with a small slot on top. Paper and pencils are provided, and a sign encourages visitors to “Say goodbye to it with a shot of something strong.” A bottle of Bushmills whiskey and a golden-hued shot glass of questionable cleanliness make that possible.

What will the curator do with the visitors’ collected secrets? In a phone interview, Dolan, 51, said that, when the exhibition concludes next spring, she’ll read them each once, then ritually burn the lot. Dolan, who also works as a nurse, said she likes “the idea of the museum offering some ethereal, hardto-define and also hard-to-find services.”

Many other pieces in “Locked Down” entice museumgoers to participate. In “Locking Diaries,” they’re invited to write in a ’90s-style pinkand-cream locking diary with a broken spine. “I haven’t washed my sheets since October. Will I ever find love?” reads a July entry by “Jake.”

Locks and keys physically delineate the private from the public. Behind another door is an installation titled “Gramercy Park,” modeled after the gated and locked Manhattan park

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isitors to this exhibition enter it by unlocking a door, behind which they discover three more locked doors. Aside from a faint sound of running water, nothing hints at what is behind them. A key hangs beside each, offering the curious a way in. The choice recalls the legends — and game shows — in which people must select the door to their destiny, where one door may lead to bliss, freedom or wealth, the others to disappointment, danger or death.

“We inevitably find it necessary to hide and protect ourselves and our belongings from one another, and to contain and control what we deem to be ours,” reads the exhibition statement for “Locked Down! Keyed In! Locked Out! Keyed Up!,” written by Museum of Everyday Life “philosopher-inchief,” director and curator Clare Dolan.

Behind these doors lie installations that examine locks, keys and the various exclusivities they engender.

MOEL focuses on exploring the wonders, weirdness and history of everyday objects. It’s housed in an old dairy barn outside Glover, not far from the home base of Bread and Puppet Theater, with which Dolan is also involved.

For “Locked Up,” she adapted the usually open barn space to fit the theme by installing rooms with locking doors.

A cozy room filled with lockable objects of love and lust greets those who open the middle door. Locks and keys have their fetish appeal, but Dolan avoids obvious B&D props; instead, she has set up a display of the history of the chastity belt.

The installation cites research from the Pratt Institute attesting that chastity belts, rather than having been commonly used during the Middle Ages, were

Installation with pair of white leather fetish pants, complete with a locking fly, on the wall

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Prisoner shackles and keys

Crucially, “Imprisonment” isn’t set up to look like a jail cell. On its wall is a poem, “These Locks That Lock,” written in black marker on white paper by an unnamed participant in the Writers for Recovery program at Vermont’s Southern State Correctional Facility.

Nearby are rusted iron shackles. They appear to be hand-forged, sized to fit someone with wide wrists and ankles.

The opposite wall holds a display of zip-tie handcuffs, contemporary devices that police can use as instant restraints against demonstrators.

A copy of Michelle Alexander’s The New Jim Crow: Mass Incarceration in the Age of Colorblindness sits on a pedestal in the middle of the installation. Another wall offers information and statistics on imprisonment in Vermont, attributed to Vermonters for Criminal Justice Reform. Among them: Vermont has a higher rate of incarceration (per percentage of the population) of black and brown men than any other state.

This isn’t the first time MOEL has displayed objects related to

Opposite and above: Intricate brass padlocks from around the world

incarceration. An exhibit about matches, in 2011, featured stringed instruments that an imprisoned musician had constructed from matchsticks.

“Toothbrush,” in 2014, included a re-created prison shank. And last year’s “Bells & Whistles” featured police whistles.

“Imprisonment” is appropriately bleak, with bad lighting and poor air circulation.

Upon leaving this installation, the

museumgoer obligingly closes and relocks the door, the prison once again out of sight.

The exhibition continues into an open area outside the locking doors, where visitors can stroll and examine wall displays. An array of intricate brass padlocks from around the world includes ones shaped like lions, cats, turtles and fish. Artist Leah Frost created a nifty-looking replica of an early Egyptian wooden lockpin.

Locked spaces signal that something valuable is hidden away, tempting outsiders to enter and try to obtain it. Accordingly, another MOEL installation features a collection of lock-picking devices and manuals — some of which,

Dolan said, have been stolen from or moved around the museum.

The “Lovers Locks” installation contains pictures of bridges adorned with padlocks placed by lovers as physical mementos of their purportedly steadfast commitment.

Critiquing such rigid notions of love, the display also offers an alternative: a “nomadic parapet” made of colorful strings.

Visitors — single or otherwise — are invited to cut a piece of string, consider its flexibility and tie it to the parapet, knowing it could end up joined to other pieces of string there. The piece is a lighthearted counterbalance to the restrictive connotations of locks, a reimagining of love based on changing connections.

Daring artwork challenges the context in which it is made. While the nomadic parapet doesn’t necessarily advocate for a world free of locks and keys, it is a playful vision of a realm beyond them.

INFO “Locked Down! Keyed In! Locked Out! Keyed Up!,” through April 2019, Museum of Everyday Life in Glover. museumofeverydaylife.org

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whose exclusive key holders are wealthy residents. An entire corner of one wall is covered by a painting by Theresa Peura of the park in springtime, to which Dolan added a gate, a functional fountain and a copy of the actual park’s rules.

Commercial photography and video recording are on the extended list of activities banned at Gramercy, so the installation offers no photographs of its interior.

There is, however, an entertaining recording of an interview Dolan conducted with a sassy park trustee, Arlene Harrison, along with a collection of old, nonfunctional keys to the park.

When museums display objects in isolation, they always run the risk of obscuring their reallife contexts. Worse, some museums sensationalize socially or historically weighty pieces to tantalize viewers, such as instruments of death, torture and incarceration.

Dolan recognized she ran such a risk with MOEL’s “Imprisonment” installation, which lies behind the last of those initial three doors. She was intent on not “carnivalizing” the subject matter, she said, and she succeeded.

art NEW THIS WEEK

THE ARTS COLLECTIVE: Works from a wide range of artists who receive and provide services through Howard Center, as well as artists with lived experience within the community. Through August 31.

Info, 859-9222. Gallery at One Main in Burlington.

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DAN O’DONNELL: “Better Society by Socrates,” an exhibit summarizing a number of key components of a proposed new, comprehensive “Total Community Education System.” September 1-29.

Info, 863-3403. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

CRYSTAL WAGNER: “Traverse,” an immense, site-specific installation by the multidisciplinary artist. ‘VISUAL ANALOGIES’: Photography by recent graduates Penn Chan and Vanessa Kotovich, who explore themes of growth and decay, myth and reality, and the beautiful and grotesque. ‘THE WAY YOU LOOK’: In this inaugural installment of the Artist’s Artists series, Vermont-based artist and guest curator Pete Moran brings the time-based work of filmmaker Ashish Avikunthak into contact with Tim Simonds’ intimate, mixed-media sculpture. Through October 7. Info, 865-7166. BCA Center in Burlington.

DEBORAH HOMES: “Vermont Valleys, Lakes and Landscapes,” paintings made in the past year.

August 30-September 30. Info, 863-6458. Frog Hollow Vermont Craft Gallery in Burlington.

f ‘FOLLY’: Artists Jonathan Mikulak and Terrance Sehr present an audiovisual installation that explores how the perceptual process influences our understanding of ourselves. Reception: Thursday, September 6, 5-7 p.m. September 1-October 5. Info, dheffern@champlain.edu. Champlain College Art Gallery in Burlington.

DAN BLAKESLEE: “Draw Them In: A Rock Poster Retrospective,” 50 works spanning more than two decades of work by the artist, who is also known for creating the Alchemist’s beer-can art. Through September 4. Info, 540-0131. The Skinny Pancake in Burlington.

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f ‘CONNECTIONS’: A juried exhibition featuring works on the theme of connection, selected by 571 Projects’ Sophie Bréchu-West, artist and Champlain College Art Gallery director Dana Heffern, and artist Travis Roy. In partnership with the Travis Roy Foundation. Reception: Friday, September 14, 5-7 p.m. Talk with Travis Roy: 6 p.m. September 1-28.

Info, 760-6785. Edgewater Gallery in Stowe.

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latter features Gayer’s essays and photography contemplating intersections of humans

f JON OLSEN: “Stillness,” meditative compositions of Vermont’s winter landscape by the Norwich photographer. Reception: Friday, September 14, 5-7 p.m. September 1-30. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery at Middlebury Falls.

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f ‘NEW VISIONS’: Works by local artists in

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at North Hero’s GreenTARA Space probes the connections between the content and form of the book, featuring Burlington artist and activist Genese Grill’s massive painted

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Dahl’s Matilda knows that books and magic are closely linked. This new exhibition

RONDA STOLL: “Sumi-e Meditations,” ink paintings.

September 4-October 30. Info, 888-1261. Morrisville Post Office.

f ‘MULTI-MEDIA MANIA’: The second annual exhibition of fine art and custom crafts including painting, fiber art, ceramics, glass, sculpture, furniture, photography, mosaics, woodworking and metalwork. Reception: Thursday, August 30, 5-7 p.m. August 30-September 9. Info, 496-6682. Big Red Barn Gallery at Lareau Farm in Waitsfield.

a variety of media. Reception: Friday, August 31, 5-8 p.m. August 31-October 28. Info, info@ creativespacegallery.org. Creative Space Gallery in Vergennes.

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f TECARI SHUMAN: Forty-two abstract paintings

made during the past year and a half by the artist, polio survivor and person living with Parkinson’s disease. Reception: Friday, August 31, 4-7 p.m.

August 31-September 29. Info, 247-4295. Compass Music and Arts Center in Brandon.

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f ‘BOOKS: MATTER AND MAGIC’: A show about books, their making and the spirit behind them featuring Genese Grill’s large-scale “Almandal Grimoire: The Book as Magical Object” and Diane Gayer’s Of Earth and Being, a photography book printed at Villanti Printers in Milton. Reception: Friday, August 31, 5-8 p.m. Artist talk: 6 p.m. August 31-October 8. Info, greentaraspace@gmail.com.

GreenTARA Space in North Hero.

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f ALLISON CLAYTON: Photographs by the North

Thetford artist. Reception: Sunday, September 23, 2-4 p.m. August 29-November 3. Info, 889-9404.

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f BRUCE EDELSTEIN: Sculptures and watercolors influenced by the artist’s time in Oaxaca, Mexico, from 2005 to 2007. Reception: Saturday, September 22, 5-7 p.m. August 29-October 13. f LUCY MINK-COVELLO: Abstract paintings

“Almandal Grimoire” and GreenTARA founder Diane Gayer’s Of Earth and Being. The and the natural world, and it was printed on the Heidelberg Press at Milton’s Villanti Printers. “While very different in production and as finished entities,” the artists offer, “both books speak to the magical realms of existence.” An opening reception is Friday, August 31, 5 to 8 p.m., with an artist talk at 6 p.m. Through October 8. Pictured: “Seed Pod, Florida” by Gayer. by the Contoocook, N.H., artist and Dartmouth College artist-in-residence. Reception: Saturday, September 22, 5-7 p.m. August 29-October 13. f ‘SISTER SHOW’: Works by Los Angeles-based artists and siblings Carolie and Laura Parker, who respectively present paintings and multi-panel photo installations exploring themes of language through abstract images. Reception: Sunday, September 2, 4 p.m. August 29-September 22. Info, 767-9670. BigTown Gallery in Rochester.

ART EVENTS ARTIST TALK: KAREN Y. CHAN & DEBO MOULOUDJI: The artists-in-residence discuss their work in a talk moderated by artist Erika Schmidt. 77 Gallery, Rutland, Wednesday, August 29, 7 p.m. Info, the77gallery@gmail.com.

CELEBRATE THE ARTS COCKTAIL PARTY: Meet some of southern Vermont’s leading art creators and fellow patrons of the arts. RSVP requested. The Wilburton Inn, Manchester Center, Friday, August 31, 6-8 p.m. Info, 362-2500.

MANDALA STONE PAINTING WORKSHOP: Artist and art therapist Gabrielle Hayward leads participants in creating two painted stones.

Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, Wednesday, August 29, 6-8 p.m. $25; $20 for members. Info, 775-0356.

SCULPTURE TOUR: Innkeeper, psychiatrist and Holocaust survivor Dr. Albert Levis guides guests through exhibits including “Epics of the Goddess,” “The Scriptures of One God” and “The Holocaust Memorial.” RSVP requested. Museum of the Creative Process, Manchester Village, Saturday, September 1, 10 a.m.-noon. Info, 917-680-6739.

VISUAL ART IN SEVEN DAYS:

SUMMER ARTIST MARKET: A juried market features handmade products by Vermont artists and artisans. Burlington City Hall Park, Saturday, September 1, 9:30 a.m.-2 p.m. Info, 865-7166.

TOURS OF THE HISTORIC BARN HOUSE AND EXHIBITS: Visitors can experience African American and African-diaspora art and culture, along with a granary and cow barn built between the late 1700s and early 1800s. The 90-minute tour includes authentic African textiles, art and antiquities, and photography exhibits; a Smithsonian National Museum of African-American History and Culture poster series; works by Charlotte environmental artist Nancy Winship Milliken, and more. Sign up for tour at Eventbrite. Clemmons Family Farm, Charlotte, Saturday, September 1, 10-11:30 a.m. $10 suggested donation. Info, vtcrocks@gmavt.net.

WORKSHOP: CREATIVITY FOR SELF-DISCOVERY: A guided tour of 100 canvases by abstract expressionist Henry Gorski. Guests are invited to create their own artwork working toward discovering their own unique conflict resolution process. RSVP requested. Moral Science Project, Manchester, Saturday, September 1, 2-4 p.m. Info, 917-680-6739.

ONGOING SHOWS burlington

ALISON WELD: “Inner Essentials,” abstract paintings by the Westport, N.Y., artist. Through October 18. Info, 355-5440. New City Galerie in Burlington.

‘ART’S ALIVE FOFA WINNER’S CIRCLE’: Works by Festival of Fine Art award winners, including Kara Torres, Gav’om, Jerry Rayla, Matt Morris, Linda Dulleba and Paul McMillan. Through August 31.

Info, 859-9222. SEABA Center in Burlington.

ART LISTINGS AND SPOTLIGHTS ARE WRITTEN BY RACHEL ELIZABETH JONES. LISTINGS ARE RESTRICTED TO ART SHOWS IN TRULY PUBLIC PLACES.

‘EXTRA • ORDINARY’: Works by members of the Art Tribe, which includes Melanie Brotz, Annie Caswell, LaVerne Ferguson, Kara Greenblott, Holly Hauser, Nancy Hayden, Lynne Reed, Kelley Taft, Linda Van Cooper and Betsy Ward. Through August 31. Info, nancynorthwindarts@gmail.com. Flynndog in Burlington.

‘HORIZONS’: A group exhibition curated by former Flynn Center executive director John Killacky, featuring 17 Vermont artists responding to the wide-open theme of “horizons.” Through September 1. Info, 652-4500. Amy E. Tarrant Gallery in Burlington.

‘HOW PEOPLE MAKE THINGS’: An interactive exhibit that reveals how familiar childhood objects are manufactured and tells the story of the people, ideas and technologies used to transform raw materials into finished products. Through September 3. Info, 864-1848. ECHO Leahy Center for Lake Champlain in Burlington.

JAMES STEWART: “Solipsism,” an interactive musical installation by the local composer. OLGA VERASEN: “Happy Home,” acrylic paintings and watercolors. Through August 31. Info, 859-9222.

The Gallery at Main Street Landing in Burlington.

JESS KILGORE: “The Covered Bridges of Vermont,” six scenic pastels. Through September 30. Info, jessbkilgore@gmail.com. Penny Cluse Café in Burlington.

MARTHA HULL: “Go Big and Go Home: A 10-Year, 6,000-Mile Journey Told in Large Paintings,” narrative works created in Burlington and Portland, Ore. Through August 31. Info, martha@marthahull.com.

Cavendish Gallery & Collective in Burlington.

MEMBERS ONLY ART EXHIBIT: Works in a variety of mediums by members of the South End Arts and Business Association. Through August 31. Info, 651-9692. VCAM Studio in Burlington.

SCOTT ANDRÉ CAMPBELL: “Deliveries,” new mixed-media works by the Burlington artist that use line and geometric principles to evoke a sense of harmony in tension. Through September 2.

Info, sac.673@gmail.com. Karma Bird House in Burlington.

‘SUMMER READING AT FFL: A RETROSPECTIVE’: Archival materials and ephemera, including posters, banners and T-shirts, from more than 30 years of the program started to engage young readers during the summer. Through August 31.

Info, 863-3403. Fletcher Free Library in Burlington.

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CHARLES LYSOGORSKI: “Sculptural Landscapes,” recent paintings that use raw color, contrast and vigorous textures rendered with splintered popsicle sticks and rags. Through September 28.

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ART SHOWS

Info, eus87@myfairpoint.net. KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Whimsical and colorful paintings and prints.

Through August 31. Info, kimberleef@msn.com.

Davis Studio in South Burlington.

f GAIL SALZMAN: “New Paintings: Unknown Time & Place,” abstract oil paintings layered with texture and translucent color. Reception: Friday, August 31, 6-8 p.m. Through October 2. Info, 9853848. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery in Shelburne.

GROUP SHOW: Paintings by Anne Cady, Julia Jensen and Rose Umerlik, curated by Northern Daughters.

Through September 13. Info, 985-8922. Winemakers Gallery at Village Wine and Coffee in Shelburne.

JOY HUCKINS-NOSS: “Moments of Reflection,“ oil paintings by the Calais artist. Through October 5. Info, jhnartz@aol.com. ‘TRANSCENDING THE LIMITS OF AGE’: Photographer Elliot Burg’s portraits of track and field athletes in their seventies, eighties and nineties, taken at the National Senior Games. Through September 30.

Info, eburg4@gmail.com. Burlington International Airport in South Burlington.

KAY GEORGE: The Vermont Pastel Society displays landscapes and still lifes. Through August 31. Info, 425-6345. Charlotte Senior Center.

‘PLAYING COWBOY: AMERICA’S WILD WEST SHOWS’: Combining period posters with historical film footage, this exhibition explores the profound influence Buffalo Bill and other Wild West shows had on shaping contemporary understandings of the American West, Native American history and the cowboy way of life. Through October 21. Info, 985-3346. Shelburne Museum.

TIM DURBROW: Colorful, large-scale landscape and nature photography, accompanied by three vintage photos restored as a part of an Underhill Historical Society project. Through September 1. Info, 434-2550. Mt. Mansfield Community Television in Richmond.

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‘ANYTHING FOR SPEED: AUTOMOBILE RACING IN VERMONT’: A yearlong exhibition exploring more than a century of the history and evolution of racing in Vermont through the objects, photographs and recollections that comprise this unique story.

Through March 30, 2019. Info, 479-8500. Vermont History Center in Barre.

JENNIFER PALKOWSKI JACQUES: Original watercolor and mixed-media paintings including ghost portraits and skyscapes. Through September 1. Info, 595-4866. The Hive in Middlesex.

‘NEW AMERICAN ARTISTS: CELEBRATING TRADITION AND CULTURE’: An exhibit highlighting immigrant and refugee artists in Vermont who participated in Vermont Folklife Center’s traditional arts apprenticeship program developed by Greg Sharrow. Through August 31. Info, 828-3291.

Spotlight Gallery in Montpelier.

‘POST-APOCALYPSE FOR 3/4 EMPIRE’: Woodcuts on cloth banners by Bread and Puppet Theater founder Peter Schumann, inspired by Albrecht Durer’s depictions of the Apocalypse as envisioned by the apostle John of the New Testament.

Through September 27. Info, 322-1604. Goddard Art Gallery, Pratt Center, Goddard College, in Plainfield.

‘CURIOUS & COOL’: Unusual and seldom-seen artifacts of ski culture from the museum’s archives.

Through October 31. Info, 253-9911. Vermont Ski and Snowboard Museum in Stowe.

DOROTHY SIMPSON KRAUSE: “Visions,” mixedmedia monoprints, emulsion transfers and lenticular prints. Through September 8. Info, sophie@571projects.com. 571 Projects in Stowe.

‘EXPLORING AIR’: A group exhibition including works of painting, photography and sculpture that address the element of air, curated by Kelly Holt.

Through August 30. Info, 760-6785. Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center, Stowe Mountain Resort.

‘EXPLORING AIR II’: One site in a two-part exhibition featuring works that investigate the qualities of air, presented in partnership with the Spruce Peak Performing Arts Center. Through August 30.

Info, 760-6785. Edgewater Gallery in Stowe.

‘EXPOSED’: The 27th annual outdoor sculpture exhibition features site-specific and participatory work from regional and national artists including Jaume Plensa, Albert Paley, Christopher Curtis, Judith Wrend, Ted Ceraldi and more.

Curated by Rachel Moore. Through October 20.

‘RECLAMATION’: Portraits of women painted by nationally acclaimed, contemporary women artists. Curated by August Burns, Diane Feissel and Rachel Moore. Through September 8. Info, 253-8358. Helen Day Art Center in Stowe.

‘THE HEAD OF THE CLASS’: An invitational group show of artwork by Lamoille County art teachers.

‘THE SKY’S THE LIMIT’: A juried show of 72 artists whose works feature the sky as the predominant element of the composition. Through September 3. Info, 644-5100. Bryan Memorial Gallery in Jeffersonville.

JAMES PETERSON: “Dreamcatcher,” an immersive installation by the artist-in-residence from Los Angeles. Through September 30. Info, 253-8358.

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f JOHN M. MILLER: “Dialogue With Resonance,”

36 recently produced digital collages and image combines, some of which were made during a visiting-artist residency at the American Academy in Rome. Reception: Wednesday, August 29, 6:30–8:30 p.m. Through August 31. Info, tara@ vermontstudiocenter.org. Red Mill Gallery at Vermont Studio Center in Johnson.

JULIA JENSEN: “Meditations and Memories,” abstract landscapes by the Putney painter. Through October 2. STEPHANIE BUSH: “Ladies in Waiting,” small- and large-scale oil portraits of Vermont cows. Through September 22. Info, 253-8943. West Branch Gallery & Sculpture Park in Stowe.

KIMBERLEE FORNEY: Colorful acrylic paintings and prints. Through October 31. Info, kimberleef@msn. com. Green Goddess Café in Stowe.

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‘SHOW 27’: Recent painting, mixed-media, sculpture, photography and more by the gallery’s Vermontbased contemporary artists. Through September 30. Info, 552-0877. The Front in Montpelier.

ANNELEIN BEUKENKAMP: “Different Strokes,” abstract acrylic paintings by the Burlington artist.

Through September 9. Info, 253-1818. Green Mountain Fine Art Gallery in Stowe.

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NICK DEFRIEZ: “Hillsides and Hexagons,” paintings and drawings by the Chelsea-based artist. Through September 28. Info, 685-7743. Governor’s Gallery in Montpelier.

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MATT LARSON: “Mountains, Mesas and Monoliths,” 18 framed, small-scale gold-tone brownprints and eight large-scale, unframed gold-toned brownprints of Utah’s Zion Canyon. Through November 9.

Info, 479-7069. Morse Block Deli & Taps in Barre.

SUMMER JURIED EXHIBIT: Featured artists include August Burns, Annie Christopher, Frank DeAngelis, Eddie Epstein, Hasso Ewing, Caroline McKinney, Maggie Neale, Sam Thurston, Ann Young and others. ‘TRANSITION’: Works by members of the Art Resource Association, including Michael Badamo, Jozefa Bala, Maggie Neale, Linda Hogan, Margaret Pulaski, Emily Sloan, Merry Schmidt, Roger Weingarten and more. Through August 31.

Info, 262-6035. T.W. Wood Gallery in Montpelier.

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HARRY A. RICH: “The Vermont Years, So Far…” large-scale acrylic-on-canvas paintings that span the artist’s time living in Vermont, from 1998 to 2018. Through September 28. Info, 375-2940.

Vermont Supreme Court Gallery in Montpelier.

‘SOLZHENITSYN IN VERMONT’: A celebration of the Russian novelist, historian and Nobel Prize winner turned Vermont resident, in honor of the 100th anniversary of his birth. Through October 27. Info, 828-2291. Vermont History Museum in Montpelier.

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Info, claredol@sover.net. The Museum of Everyday Life in Glover.

NEIL BERGER: “Men, Mountains, Sky,” en plein air paintings made over a year in Burlington’s Battery Park. VERMONT COMIC CREATORS GROUP EXHIBIT: Works by Vermont-based comic-book creators, cartoonists and other artists who make narrative sequential 2D art. Through September 2.

Info, 888-1261. River Arts in Morrisville.

‘RETRO/NEW: LOOKING BACK & LOOKING AHEAD’: An exhibition celebrating the guild and gallery’s 20th anniversary with recent works across mediums by guild members and friends.

Through September 22. Info, nekguild@gmail.com.

Northeast Kingdom Artists Guild in St. Johnsbury.

f ‘SOUL INSCRIBED’: Multimedia graffiti art and hiphop music of Goddard College alumni Kiriakos “Yako 440” Prodis and Baba Israel, respectively. Closing reception: Thursday, September 13, 3-5 p.m. Through September 13. Info, 626-6459. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Northern Vermont University, in Johnson.

RICHARD BROWN: Black-and-white photographs of nostalgic Vermont landscapes and people. Through December 31. Info, 748-2372. Fairbanks Museum & Planetarium in St. Johnsbury.

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COMMUNITY ART SHOW: A non-juried exhibition featuring works by 20 local artists, including Liz Hawkes-deNiord, Kathryn Traugott, Will Huenink, Vincent DiBernardo, Zoee Blossom, Sloan Dawson and Alyssa Schmidt. Through September 28. Info, info@ mainstreetarts.org. Main Street Arts in Saxtons River.

‘THE SAFETY OF OBJECTS: A VISUAL DISCOURSE BETWEEN FATHER AND DAUGHTER’: A juxtaposition of Royal Academy of Art member Michael Craig-Martin and his daughter, Vanity Fair photographer Jessica Craig-Martin. Through September 2. Info, 583-5832. Bundy Modern in Waitsfield.

f ‘STEEL + WOOD’: Collaborative furniture, lighting and other functional works by the Underpass Cooperative, a group of makers including Ben Cheney, Jesse Cooper and Chris Eaton. ​Reception: Friday, September 7, 6-8 p.m. Through October 20. Info, 244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop in Waterbury.

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BY VERMONTERS FROM THE HOME AND BATTLEFRONT’: An exhibition that uses archival materials to explore the roles played by Addison County residents in the “War to End All Wars,” in commemoration of the 100th anniversary of the Armistice that ended World War I. ‘WATERFOWL WONDERS & AMUSING ANIMALS’: Carvings by Addison County-based wood carvers Gary Starr, Chuck Herrmann and William Holway. Through November 11. Info, 388-2117. Henry Sheldon Museum of Vermont History in Middlebury.

Burlington’s Penny Cluse Café, inviting guests, lunchers and brunchers to meditate on

ELLEN GRANTER: “High Tide,” recent paintings of coastal wetlands by the Brookline, Mass., artist.

Through August 31. Info, 458-0098. Edgewater Gallery at Middlebury Falls.

‘ENVIRONMENTAL PORTRAITS’: A group exhibit juried by Elizabeth Avedon featuring works by 34 photographers from around the world. Through September 1. Info, 388-4500. PhotoPlace Gallery in Middlebury.

‘THE FABRIC OF EMANCIPATION’: Works by eight contemporary fiber, textile and needle artists expressing what it means to be of African descent in the Americas, curated by Harlem Needle Arts founder Michelle Bishop. Through October 28. Info, 877-3406. Rokeby Museum in Ferrisburgh.

f ‘GROWING FOOD, GROWING FARMERS’:

Large-scale photographic portraits of Rutland County farm families taken by Macaulay Lerman, accompanied by biographies and audio excerpts drawn from the fieldwork of Greg Sharrow and Andy Kolovos. Reception: Friday, September 7, 5-7 p.m.

Through December 31. Info, 388-4964. Vermont Folklife Center in Middlebury.

JANET FREDERICKS: “LAND MARKS … The Land We Mark, Marks Us,” works on paper and canvas inspired by a bird’s-eye view of the land. Through September 9. Info, 382-9222. Jackson Gallery, Town Hall Theater, in Middlebury.

TIMOTHY HORN: “The View From Here,” paintings of rural scenes. Through August 31. Info, 989-7419.

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ANNA DENNIS DIBBLE: “A Crossing Place,” a solo exhibit of new work driven by the artist’s love of, and place within, the natural world and her concern for its future. Through September 30. Info, 877-2173. Northern Daughters in Vergennes.

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77 ARTS’ RESIDENCY EXHIBITION: Works from the gallery’s first-ever residency program, featuring

Wild Mountain, retired Burlington architect Jess Kilgore has dedicated himself to documenting some of these icons in pastel. Six of his paintings are currently on view at nature and the obsolesced vernacular form. Through September 30. Pictured: “The Gold Brook Covered Bridge.”

Annie Blazejack and Geddes Levenson, Debo Mouloudji, Hanna Washburn, Juna Skenderi, Max Spitzer and Sofia Plater. Through October 26. Info, the77gallery@gmail.com. 77 Gallery in Rutland.

ELLEN SHATTUCK PIERCE: “Thirty-Six Views of Home,” a collection of prints about motherhood. Through September 29. Info, vtalleygallery@gmail.com. The Alley Gallery in Rutland.

KEN SMITH: “Abstractions in Fabric,” a collection of fabric compositions that explores the use of bright and contrasting colors. Through October 13.

Info, rosemary.connelli@greenmtn.edu. Castleton University Bank Gallery in Rutland.

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‘AIR WORKS’: An exhibit that explores the properties of air and the science behind its everyday use and includes a 3D air maze, hover table, chain-reaction machine, paper airplane launcher and air-operated bottle organ. Through September 3. Info, 649-2200.

Montshire Museum of Science in Norwich.

‘AND JUSTICE FOR ALL: JUSTIN MORRILL AND THE 14TH AMENDMENT OF THE U.S. CONSTITUTION’: Commemorating the sesquicentennial of the ratification of the 14th Amendment to the U.S. Constitution, the exhibit highlights critical aspects of the amendment and elucidates Morrill’s role in drafting it, as well as major legal decisions based on the Equal Protection Clause. Through October 14. Info, 765-4288. Justin Morrill Homestead in Strafford.

‘A CELEBRATION OF UPPER VALLEY ARTISTS’: Works by Susan Brisson, Patty Castellini, Christine Hawkins, Diane Miller Liggett, Mary Jane Morse, Gaal Shepherd and Tina Wendon.

Through September 30. Info, info@avagallery.org.

Pompanoosuc Mills Showroom in East Thetford.

DIAN PARKER: “Oil Paint & Black Walnut,” abstract paintings on canvas and mixed-media works on black-walnut-stained paper by the artist, writer and curator of the White River Gallery. Through

September 26. Info, 295-3118. Zollikofer Gallery at Hotel Coolidge in White River Junction.

QUILT EXHIBITION: The 32nd annual exhibition featuring quilting demos, activities and “challenge quilts” by members of the Delectable Mountain Quilt Guild. Through September 16. Info, 457-2355.

Billings Farm & Museum in Woodstock.

STEPHANIE GORDON: Encaustic paintings by the Piermont, N.H., artist. Through August 31. Info, 295-4567. Long River Gallery & Gifts in White River Junction.

SUE SCHILLER: “Family,” solar plate etchings.

Through August 31. Info, 295-5901. Two Rivers Printmaking Studio in White River Junction.

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BEN BARNES: “Nearby,” paintings of local places and landscapes. Through September 22. Info, 525-3366. Parker Pie Co. in West Glover.

ELIZABETH NELSON: Paintings inspired by Iceland.

Through November 6. Info, info@sterlingcollege.edu.

Brown Library, Sterling College, in Craftsbury Common.

ERIC AHO: “A Thousand Acres,” paintings that celebrate the landscape in all seasons, drawn from specific bodies of work painted over several years.

Through September 9. Info, 533-9075. Highland Center for the Arts in Greensboro.

‘LADIES OF THE CANYON’: An exhibition in tribute to jeweler Marion Stegner, the gallery founder who passed away in January. Through September 4. Info, 533-2045. Miller’s Thumb Gallery in Greensboro.

LEGO EXHIBIT: An annual exhibit of creations made with colorful, interlocking Lego plastic pieces by area teams and individuals. Through August 31.

Info, 626-6487. Quimby Gallery, Northern Vermont University-Lyndon, in Lyndonville.

‘LOCKED DOWN! KEYED IN! LOCKED OUT! KEYED UP!’: An exhibition examining the long human relationship to the lock and key, its elegant design and philosophies and practices of securing,

DAVID RIOS FERREIRA: “And I Hear Your Words That I Made Up,” mixed-media works that conjure a psychic landscape filled with conflicting emotions.

Through September 24. DEBRA RAMSAY: “Painting Time,” an installation of strips of color derived from nature, as captured by the artist over a year in New Berlin, N.Y. Through September 24. ROBERT DUGRENIER: “Handle With Care,” sculptures made of glass and farm equipment as part of the artist’s process of mourning the 2015 fire that destroyed his historic barn. Through September 24. ROZ CHAST: “Can’t We Talk About Something More Pleasant?” 139 original illustrations from the New Yorker cartoonist’s graphic memoir. Through September 24. SHONA MACDONALD: “Terrestrial Vale,” a series of silverpoint and graphite works on paper depicting fledgling plants prepared for winter with veils of garden netting. Through September 24. STEVE GERBERICH: “Best of ‘Springs, Sprockets & Pulleys,’” kinetic sculptures by the artist, inventor and packrat. Through October 8. Info, 257-0124.

Brattleboro Museum & Art Center.

‘HOPE AND HAZARD: A COMEDY OF EROS’: A group exhibition curated by American artist Eric Fischl featuring approximately 65 artists and more than 80 paintings, photographs, works on paper and sculptures selected from the Hall and Hall Art Foundation collections. ‘MADE IN VERMONT’: A group exhibition of new and recently completed paintings, works on paper and sculpture by Vermont artists. ‘THE SOLACE OF AMNESIA’: More than 30 paintings, photographs, works on paper and sculpture by some 25 artists that address human alienation from the natural environment, curated by artist Alexis Rockman and Katherine Gass Stowe. Through November 25. Info, 952-1056.

Hall Art Foundation in Reading.

‘VOICES’: Prints by members of the Zea Mays printmaking studio: Judith Bowerman, Lyell Castonguay, Liz Chalfin, Sarah Creighton, Anita Hunt, Lynn Peterfreund, Erika Radich and Joyce Silverstone. Through September 30. Info, 251-8290.

Mitchell Giddings Fine Arts in Brattleboro.

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CARTOONS FROM THE ‘NEW YORKER’: An exhibition and sale of cartoons by artists including Harry Bliss, George Booth, Roz Chast, Tom Chitty, Frank Cotham, Matt Diffee, Liza Donnelly, Liana Finck, Emily Flake, Sam Gross, William Haefeli, Edward Koren, Bob Mankoff, Michael Maslin, Danny Shannahan, Barbara Smaller, Mick Stevens, Tom Toro, PC Vey and Jack Ziegler. Through September 9. Info, 442-7158. Laumeister Art Center, Southern Vermont College, in Bennington.

‘CRASH TO CREATIVITY: THE NEW DEAL IN VERMONT’: Works that shed light on how government-sponsored New Deal projects fueled Depression-era creativity. Through November 4.

EDWARD KOREN: “Thinking About Extinction and Other Droll Things,” recent prints and drawings by the Vermont-based New Yorker cartoonist. Through September 9. Info, 447-1571. Bennington Museum.

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NORTH BENNINGTON OUTDOOR SCULPTURE SHOW: Annual public art exhibition featuring works by 38 local and regional sculptors. Through October 23. Info, jrc373@comcast.net. Various locations around North Bennington.

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BARBARA GEYSELAERS: Fifteen watercolors inspired by a variety of scenes, from a summer cottage to a desert landscape. Through September 19.

Info, 728-7000. Gifford Medical Center in Randolph.

BOB EDDY: “A Second Look,” black-and-white photographs of Vermont’s White River Valley from the final years of the film era. Through September 1. Info, 728-9878. Chandler Gallery in Randolph.

JACK ROWELL: Thirty-five photographs by the Braintree photographer that span a career of more than 40 years of documenting Vermonters.

Through September 30. Info, rowell1655@gmail. com. White River Craft Center in Randolph.

LINDA DUCHARME: “Velvet Brown Disease,” paintings that speak to the artist’s love of horses. Through August 31. Info, 685-2188. Chelsea Public Library.

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‘FROM AFRICA TO THE AMERICAS: FACE-TO-FACE PICASSO, PAST AND PRESENT’: An exhibition using milestones in the life of Pablo Picasso (18811973) and in history to explore the close relationship between the Spanish master and the arts of Africa, Oceania and the Americas, with a focus on the trajectory of changing attitudes. ‘HERE WE ARE HERE: BLACK CANADIAN CONTEMPORARY ART’: Works by 11 contemporary artists who use a variety

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S. BOOKER: Sketches, pastels, prints and paintings by the late artist and founder of the center.

Through August 31. Info, 518-563-1604. Strand Center for the Arts in Plattsburgh, N.Y.

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SUMMER INTERN EXHIBITION: Works by Emmie Foster, Keegan Gantrish and Polina Pivak. Through August 31. Info, info@avagallery.org. AVA Gallery and Art Center in Lebanon, N.H. TOYIN OJIH ODUTOLA: “The Firmament,” drawings that ask viewers to consider how conceptions of race are established and promulgated. Through September 2. Info, 603-646-2426. Hood Downtown in Hanover, N.H. m

September 4. Evolution Physical Therapy & Yoga, Burlington.

244-7801. Axel’s Gallery & Frame Shop, Waterbury. $20 per entry.

FINE ARTISTS & CRAFTSPEOPLE: Vermont artists and artisans are invited to submit works to be sold in the juried gallery gift shop. To apply, visit twwoodgallery.org.

Deadline: September 28. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier. Info, 262-6035.

STEAMFEST ART WALK: Seeking artists, artisans and makers working in all media including but not limited to 2D, 3D, video, data, sound, game design, installation, projection and performance for both indoor and outdoor venues as part of the second annual steAmfest art and innovation festival in Essex Junction on September 21 and 22. For details and to apply, visit steamfestvt.com. Deadline: September 7. Downtown Essex Junction. $50. Info, steamfestvt@gmail.com.

‘IN THE WOODS’: Established and emerging artists are invited to submit one or two pieces of 2D artwork in any medium for this exhibit opening in October. Works must be ready to hang.

For registration materials, contact Catherine McMains at catherine.mcmains@gmail. com. Deadline: September 20.

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‘JUST IMAGINE’: First-time and recent artist members are invited to submit to this upcoming juried show.

For details and entry form, visit chaffeeartcenter.org.

Deadline: September 7.

Chaffee Art Center, Rutland.

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STEAMFEST: ARTIST & MAKER MARKET: Second annual arts and innovation festival in downtown Essex Junction seeks innovative, creative, fine, wearable and edible arts and artisan goods for outdoor artist and maker market September 21 and 22.

For details and to apply, visit steamfestvt.com. Deadline: September 7. Railroad Avenue, Essex Junction. $35. Info, steamfestvt@gmail.com.

‘TRAVEL: PLACES & FACES’: Photographers are invited to submit images that capture the unique quality of a place or its people, whether across the world or in the next town, for an upcoming exhibition to be juried by Krista Rossow.

For details and to submit, visit photoplacegallery. com. Deadline: September 10. PhotoPlace Gallery, Middlebury. $35 for up to five images; $6 for each additional.

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PHOTOGRAPHY ‘SHOOTOUT’: Artists are invited to participate in this first annual photography competition. Each entry must have the distinctive profile of Camel’s Hump somewhere in the composition.

All processes are welcome; mixed-media is encouraged but must include a photograph of Camel’s Hump. All entries must be ready to hang, though some frames are available through the gallery. For details, visit axelsgallery.com. Reserve a frame by September 18:

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BURLINGTON WILDS COMMUNITY ART SHOW: Artists from the Burlington community working in painting, drawing, poetry, photography and other media are invited to submit a work for a show celebrating Burlington’s wild places.

Presented by Burlington Parks, Recreation & Waterfront and the Vermont Master Naturalist Program, it will hang at Evolution Yoga during the South End Art Hop, September 7-9. For details and to submit, email will. lathrop6@gmail.com. Deadline:

JOHN MCKENNA: “Column II,” a geometric public sculpture made from aluminum, acrylic and wood.

Through October 28. Info, 603-469-3444. Aidron Duckworth Museum in Meriden, N.H.

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BRANDON ARTISTS GUILD: FALL JURY: Artists are invited to apply for membership in this guild, which includes more than 30 Vermont artists and artisans, and offers the opportunity to exhibit at its gallery in downtown Brandon.

For details and to apply, visit brandonartistsguild. org. Deadline: September 19.

Brandon Artists Guild. $25.

Info, 247-4956.

JEAN-MICHEL OTHONIEL: “Motion – Emotion,” works by the French artist that center on the violence of the elements. Through November 11.

Info, 514-285-1600. RAFAEL LOZANO-HEMMER: “Unstable Presence,” a major survey of the Montréal-based artist’s work over the past 18 years that brings together 21 pieces, including several large-scale immersive installations. Through September 9. Info, 514-847-6232. Montréal Museum of Contemporary Art.

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10” X 10” BENEFIT: Artists are invited to create a 10-inchsquare work on provided panels for a fundraiser to benefit AVA. The first 150 artists to pick up a panel are invited to make a work within the panel’s bounds and return it to AVA no later than Friday, October 5. The panels will be sold for $100 in a fall exhibition, with all proceeds benefitting the gallery and art center. For details, visit avagallery.org. AVA Gallery and Art Center, Lebanon N.H. Info, 603-448-3117.

of disciplines to challenge preconceived notions of blackness in Canada. Through September 16. Info, 514-285-2000. Montréal Museum of Fine Arts.

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he year is 1993. The place is God’s Promise, a Christian rehabilitation camp in the middle of a wooded Montana nowhere. The central character, played by Chloë Grace Moretz, is a 12th grader whose guardian sent her off for conversion therapy after she got caught making out with a female classmate in the back seat of a car on prom night. The picture is the winner of the 2018 Grand Jury Prize, the Sundance Film Festival’s highest honor.

The Miseducation of Cameron Post could have gone in any number of directions. It’s easy to imagine, for example, a Get Out-style cocktail of social comment and horror in its portrait of teenagers forced to undergo exgay brainwashing. The subject of fundamentalist quacks claiming to have a cure for homosexuality is ripe for blackly comic satire.

Another creative team might have gone with a YA One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest.

Instead, what director Desiree Akhavan (Appropriate Behavior) and cowriter Cecilia Frugiuele saw as the most effective, emotionally resonant and enlightening treatment of Emily M. Danforth’s acclaimed 2012 novel was a deceptively simple, straightforward

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character study. Moretz delivers a quietly nuanced turn as a young woman dropped behind enemy lines and taken prisoner but determined not to crack.

From the moment we climb the long driveway to the secluded facility and find Reverend Rick (John Gallagher Jr.) strumming his acoustic guitar and singing a saccharine Jesus ditty to a captive audience of kids, we know we’re not in Kansas anymore.

The people who run the place — particularly its director, Dr. Lydia March (Zero Dark Thirty’s Jennifer Ehle) — come off as leaders of a cult. They’re clearly deluded. The only question is: Are they dangerous?

Cameron is a person whom life has taught harsh truths at a tender age. Both her parents died in an automobile crash. As a result, she is wise beyond her years, and wary.

She’s also smart enough to keep her mouth shut and her eyes open.

The film follows Cameron as she learns to navigate this weird new world: telling her Kool-Aid-chugging roommate just enough to register as friendly; getting the hang of what the counselors want to hear in group therapy; and watching the other kids, alert for signs of intelligent life. Eventually, she finds kindred spirits in Adam (Forrest Goodluck), whom she dubs “Native American David

GUILT TRIP Moretz plays a high schooler who learns the truth about ex-gay therapy.

Bowie”; and Jane (Sasha Lane), a free spirit with a fake leg that comes in handy for hiding her stash.

The movie’s funniest, most vibrant scenes are those the three share, such as an impromptu kitchen sing-along to 4 Non Blondes’ “What’s Up.” Naturally, Nurse Ratched — I mean Dr. March — walks in and sees to it that the music is over sooner than it should be.

She’s responsible for far worse. Passiveaggressively undermining her charges’ sense of self with a pseudoscientific overdose of God and guilt, March drives at least one mi-

nor to the brink of major catastrophe. “What feels like fun is actually the enemy,” she says early on with a smile.

The party line of the place is so creepy and suspect that the present-day viewer is likely to wonder whether such monstrous nonsense could really have happened. Of course, it still does. Though discredited, conversion therapy is somehow legal in 41 states (not in Vermont). America hardly needs another reason to feel ashamed right now. All the more reason to take a lesson from The Miseducation of Cameron Post.

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es, there’s puppet sex in this movie. Man, is there. If that prospect entices or repels you, I’ve already done my job. But if it’s laughs you’re after, know that the makers of The Happytime Murders didn’t do theirs.

There’s nothing wrong with the concept of a very R-rated comedy about puppets behaving badly, and nothing new about it.

Peter Jackson put a dark spin on the Muppets in Meet the Feebles (1989); Matt Stone and Trey Parker staged an epic marionette sex scene in Team America: World Police (2004). Director Brian Henson, son of Jim, has obvious qualifications to take on similar material. But this poorly scripted (by Todd Berger), flabbily edited movie feels like more of a series of cheap shots (“Look, a puppet drug den! Puppet peep show! Puppet ejaculate!”) than anything approaching wicked satire.

The film takes place in a world where humans and Muppet-style puppets coexist. The former prize the latter as entertainers while treating them like second-class citizens — a racial-allegory-tinged scenario reminiscent of Who Framed Roger Rabbit (1988).

Here again, the setting is Los Angeles, the plot riffs on noir, and the protagonist is a gruff private eye — only this one, Phil Philips (Bill Barretta), is made of felt. His career as the LAPD’s first puppet cop ended badly, and he still bears a grudge against his human ex-partner, Detective Edwards (Melissa Mc-

THE THIN BLUE LINE McCarthy turns out to have limited comic chemistry with puppets in Henson’s sadly unfunny attempt at a twisted satire.

Carthy). She returns the hate and then some, for reasons that gradually emerge.

The bickering pair is forced to team up after Phil’s vapid actor brother is murdered — the second in a string of slayings of stars of the defunct kids’ show “The Happytime Gang.” Which of these washed-up puppet players (plus one sultry human [Elizabeth Banks]) is bumping off the others to monopolize a giant pot of syndication money?

The mystery is mostly an excuse for a

series of set pieces that showcase adorable felt-and-fuzz critters in disreputable disarray: running drugs, taking drugs (in a recurring gag, sugar is puppet heroin), patronizing strip joints, vamping, camping and just plain getting it on. The scene featuring the aforementioned puppet ejaculate is typical: What could have been a decent raunchy sight gag is instead milked (pun intended) to the point of exhaustion.

As Henson’s dad demonstrated through-

out his career, it’s quite possible to endow googly-eyed, hand-manipulated objects with human sympathies and complexities. In The Happytime Murders, by contrast, both felt and flesh characters feel inanimate.

Some of the supporting characters shine in funny bits, especially Maya Rudolph as Phil’s gal Friday, but the lack of chemistry between McCarthy and her puppet costar drags the film down. We’re supposed to be invested in Edwards’ and Philips’ enemiesto-buddy-cops saga. When their conflict doesn’t take the form of chaotic slapstick, though, they’re throwing terrible zingers at each other. (“Maybe I am Houdini.” “I wish you would disappear.”)

McCarthy wrings more laughs out of the scenes she plays with Rudolph and a strungout puppet named Goofer (Drew Massey), who suggests a terrifying alterna-world version of the Muppets’ addled dreamer Gonzo.

These scenes give us flashes of the more delirious puppet-sex movie that might have been.

For the most part, though, The Happytime Murders trades on archetypes, banter and puns that would have felt shopworn even in the Muppets’ heyday. (“Come again?” Phil asks a seductive client [Dorien Davies]. “And again, and again,” she purrs.) While it may be naughtier than its G-rated counterparts, it’s not any smarter. Those who come seeking twisted laughs may leave feeling, well, jerked around.

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KIN: A teenager discovers an unearthly weapon and goes on the run with his ex-con older brother in this sci-fi adventure directed by Jonathan and Josh Baker, based on their short “Bag Man.” With Carrie Coon, James Franco and Zoë Kravitz. (102 min, PG-13. Essex, Majestic) THE MISEDUCATION OF CAMERON POSTHHHH1/2 A teenage lesbian (Chloë Grace Moretz) is sent to a gay conversion center in this drama based on Emily M. Danforth’s YA novel. With Sasha Lane and Jennifer Ehle. Desiree Akhavan (Appropriate Behavior) wrote and directed. (91 min, NR. Roxy; reviewed by R.K. 8/29) OPERATION FINALE: Ben Kingsley plays fugitive Nazi Adolf Eichmann in this fact-based drama about his capture by Israeli agents, also starring Oscar Isaac and Mélanie Laurent. Chris Weitz (A Better Life) directed. (123 min, PG-13. Roxy) SEARCHING: When the cops find no clues to his missing daughter’s fate, a dad (John Cho) turns to her laptop in this online thriller, the feature debut of director Aneesh Chaganty and an audience award winner at the Sundance Film Festival. With Debra Messing and Joseph Lee. (102 min, PG-13. Majestic)

NOW PLAYING ALPHAHHH Set in the last Ice Age, this family adventure purports to explore the origins of the human-canine bond through the story of a young hunter who tames a wolf to help him survive. With Kodi Smit-McPhee, Natasha Malthe and Leonor Varela. Albert Hughes (Menace II Society) directed.

(96 min, PG-13) ANT-MAN AND THE WASPH1/2 The very small superhero (Paul Rudd) teams up with a new partner to investigate secrets from the past in the latest chapter in the Marvel saga, set before Avengers: Infinity War. With Evangeline Lilly, Michael Peña, Walton Goggins and Judy Greer. Peyton Reed returns as director. (118 min, PG-13; reviewed by R.K. 7/11) A.X.L.H1/2 A young man befriends a robot attack dog created by military scientists in this family adventure from first-time feature writer-director Oliver Daly, starring Alex Neustaedter, Thomas Jane and Becky G. (100 min, PG)

PAPILLONHH1/2 Rami Malek and Charlie Hunnam play two prisoners who team up to plot their escape from Devil’s Island in this drama based on the same source material as the 1973 Steve McQueen classic.

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BLACKKKLANSMANHHHH1/2 An African American cop (John David Washington) infiltrates the local chapter of the Ku Klux Klan and attains a leadership position in the latest from director Spike Lee, based on a true story from the 1970s. With Adam Driver, Laura Harrier and Alec Baldwin. (135 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 8/15)

THE HAPPYTIME MURDERSHH In a world where humans and sentient puppets coexist, a detective (Melissa McCarthy) investigates the killings of the puppet cast of an ’80s kids’ show. Brian Henson (The Muppet Christmas Carol) directed this very adult comedy, also starring Elizabeth Banks, Maya Rudolph and Joel McHale. (91 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 8/29)

CHRISTOPHER ROBINHHH Ewan McGregor plays a grown-up version of the A.A. Milne character who rediscovers his relationship with Winnie-the-Pooh in this partially animated Disney production directed

by Marc Forster (Finding Neverland). Hayley Atwell and Bronte Carmichael also star. (104 min, PG)

HOTEL TRANSYLVANIA 3: SUMMER VACATIONHH1/2 Dracula (voice of Adam Sandler) takes a vacation from his hotel in this animated family adventure. Genndy Tartakovsky returns as director. (97 min, PG)

CRAZY RICH ASIANSHHH1/2 A young New York professor (Constance Wu) doesn’t get the warmest reception when she travels to Singapore to meet her boyfriend’s ultra-wealthy family in this rom-com. With Henry Golding, Michelle Yeoh and Gemma Chan. Jon M. Chu (Now You See Me 2) directed. (120 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 8/22) DON’T WORRY, HE WON’T GET FAR ON FOOTHHH1/2 Joaquin Phoenix plays wheelchairusing cartoonist John Callahan in this biopic about his struggle to get sober after an accident. With Jonah Hill, Rooney Mara and Jack Black. Gus Van Sant directed. (114 min, R; reviewed by R.K. 8/1) EIGHTH GRADEHHHH1/2 In this feature debut from writer-director Bo Burnham, a shy girl (Elsie Fisher) tries to negotiate the social minefield of middle school. With Josh Hamilton and Emily Robinson. (93 min, R; reviewed by M.H. 8/8) THE EQUALIZER 2HH1/2 In the second vigilante action flick based on the ’80s TV series, Denzel Washington returns as a retired CIA agent. Antoine Fuqua again directed. (121 min, R)

INCREDIBLES 2HHH1/2 Pixar’s super-family returns in this animation in which Mr. Incredible (voice of Craig T. Nelson) finds himself at home tending the baby while Mom (Holly Hunter) is busy saving the world. Brad Bird is back as writer and director. (118 min, PG; reviewed by M.H. 6/20) MAMMA MIA! HERE WE GO AGAINHHH Lily James plays the young version of Meryl Streep’s character in the sequel to the ABBA-fueled musical comedy hit. With Streep, Dominic Cooper, Pierce Brosnan, Christine Baranski and Cher. Ol Parker (Imagine Me and You) directed. (114 min, PG-13; reviewed by M.H. 7/25) THE MEGHHH1/2 A navy man (Jason Statham) is tasked with rescuing the occupants of a submersible from a 70-foot prehistoric shark in this book-based creature feature. With Ruby Rose and Rainn Wilson. Jon Turteltaub (Last Vegas) directed.

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PUZZLEHHH1/2 A mousy suburban mom (Kelly MacDonald) finds herself drawn toward a new friend (Irrfan Khan) who shares her passion for competitive puzzle solving in this drama directed by Little Miss Sunshine producer Marc Turtletaub. (103 min, R)

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VIRGO (AUG. 23-SEPT. 22)

Romanian philosopher Emil Cioran loved the music of Johann Sebastian Bach. “Without Bach, God would be a complete second-rate figure,” he testified, adding, “Bach’s music is the only argument proving the creation of the Universe cannot be regarded as a complete failure.”

I invite you to emulate Cioran’s passionate clarity, Virgo. From an astrological perspective, now is an excellent time to identify people and things that consistently invigorate your excitement about your destiny.

Maybe you have just one shining exemplar, like Cioran, or maybe you have more. Home in on the phenomena that in your mind embody the glory of creation.

ARIES (March 21-April 19): In Alice’s Adven-

TAURUS (April 20-May 20): Juan Villarino has hitchhiked more than 2,350 times in 90

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): One of the big

stories of 2018 concerns your effort to escape from a star-crossed trick of fate — to fix a long-running tweak that has subtly undermined your lust for life. How successful will you be in this heroic quest? That will hinge in part on your faith in the new power you’ve been developing. Another factor that will determine the outcome is your ability to identify and gain access to a resource that is virtually magical even though it appears nondescript. I bring this to your attention, Gemini, because I suspect that a key plot twist in this story will soon unfold.

CANCER (June 21-July 22): Potential new allies are seeking entrance to your domain. Existing allies aspire to be closer to you. I’m worried you may be a bit overwhelmed, that you might not exercise sufficient discrimination. I therefore urge you to ask yourself these questions about each candidate. 1. Does this person understand what it means to respect your boundaries?

2. What are his or her motivations for wanting contact with you? 3. Do you truly value and need the gifts each person has to give you? 4. Everyone in the world has a dark side.

Can you intuit the nature of each person’s dark side? Is it tolerable? Is it interesting?

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): While a young man, the future Roman leader Julius Caesar was kidnapped by Sicilian pirates. They proposed a ransom of 620 kilograms of silver. Cae-

sar was incensed at the small size of the ransom — he believed he was worth more — and demanded that his captors raise the sum to 1,550 kilograms. I’d love to see you unleash that kind of bravado in the coming weeks, Leo — preferably without getting yourself kidnapped. In my opinion, it’s crucial that you know how valuable you are and make sure everyone else knows, as well.

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): I foresee the withering of a hope or the disappearance of a prop or the loss of leverage. This ending may initially make you feel melancholy, but I bet it will ultimately prove beneficent — and maybe lead you to resources that were previously unavailable. Here are rituals you could perform that may help you catalyze the specific kind of relief and release you need: 1.

Wander around a graveyard and sing songs you love. 2. Tie one end of a string around your ankle and the other end around an object that symbolizes an influence you want to banish from your life. Then cut the string and bury the object. 3. Say this 10 times: “The end makes the beginning possible.”

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): “If a man treats a life artistically, his brain is his heart,” wrote Oscar Wilde. I’ll translate that into a more complete version: “If a person of any gender treats life artistically, their brain is their heart.” This truth will be especially applicable for you in the coming weeks. You’ll be wise to treat your life artistically. You’ll thrive by using your heart as your brain. So I advise you to wield your intelligence with love. Understand that your most incisive insights will come when you’re feeling empathy and seeking intimacy. As you crystallize clear visions about the future, make sure they are generously suffused with ideas about how you and your people can enhance your joie de vivre.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): “My tastes are simple,” testified Sagittarian politician Winston Churchill. “I am easily satisfied with the best.” I propose that we make that your motto for now. While it may not be a sound idea to demand only the finest of everything all the time, I think it will be

wise for you to do so during the next three weeks. You will have a mandate to resist trifles and insist on excellence. Luckily, this should motivate you to raise your own standards and expect the very best from yourself.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): Russian playwright Anton Chekhov articulated a principle he felt was essential to telling a good story: If you say early in your tale that there’s a rifle hanging on the wall, that rifle must eventually be used. “If it’s not going to be fired, it shouldn’t be hanging there,” declared Chekhov. We might wish that real life unfolded with such clear dramatic purpose. To have our future so well foreshadowed would make it easier to plan our actions. But that’s not often the case. Many elements pop up in our personal stories that ultimately serve no purpose. Except now, that is, for you Capricorns. I suspect that in the next six weeks, plot twists will be telegraphed in advance.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): Would it be

fun to roast marshmallows on long sticks over scorching volcanic vents? I suppose. Would it be safe? No! Aside from the possibility that you could get burned, the sulfuric acid in the vapors would make the cooked marshmallows taste terrible and might cause them to explode. So I advise you to refrain from adventures like that. On the other hand, I will love it if you cultivate a playful spirit as you contemplate serious decisions. I’m in favor of you keeping a blithe attitude as you navigate your way through tricky maneuvers. I hope you’ll be jaunty in the midst of rumbling commotions.

PISCES (Feb. 19-March 20): People will be thinking about you more than usual and with greater intensity. Allies and acquaintances will be revising their opinions and understandings about you, mostly in favorable ways, although not always. Loved ones and not-so-loved ones will also be reworking their images of you, coming to altered conclusions about what you mean to them and what your purpose is. Given these developments, I suggest that you be proactive about expressing your best intentions and displaying your finest attributes.

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tures in Wonderland, our heroine encounters a talking caterpillar as he smokes a hookah on top of a tall mushroom. “Who are you?” he asks her. Alice is honest: “I know who I was when I got up this morning, but I think I must have been changed several times since then.”

She says this with uneasiness. In the last few hours, she has twice been shrunken down to a tiny size and twice grown as big as a giant.

All these transformations have unnerved her.

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Acadia, Lake Champlain, White Mountains, the ocean. If you are happy with the current administration, do not contact me. I am not a tRump supporter and never will be. Thank you. Mefdeer, 57, l KIND, RELAXED SPIRIT Gentle soul looking for similar connection. I love being out in nature and what I do for a living. If you feel the same, it would be great to talk with you. OutdoorsyGal802, 38, l NEW GIRL IN TOWN Am busy setting up the next chapter of my life. A fit, vibrant, independent, educated skier/hiker/snowshoer/ runner who loves travel, art, books, gardening. A new part-time Vermonter exploring my new hometown(s).

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LOOKING FOR FEMALE FUN Looking for a woman who loves sex and having a good time. I’m bisexual, fun and love to please a woman the way I know she will love. QueenKing, 37, l ADVENTURE-SEEKING, FUN-LOVING I am a divorced mom of two (grown) children, and now life is a little more about me! Learning about me, enjoying life and not being held back. I am an independent, spirited woman who has a complete “can do” attitude. I think I am very nonjudgmental and love to be outdoors (kayaking or hiking).

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Seeking a companion first and friend. Let’s see if there is a connection for a serious relationship. #L1234

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I am honest, positive and grounded. If you walk toward today, not run to tomorrow, appreciate mornings, garden, read, listen to VPR, attend plays and ice hockey games, enjoy conversation, are creative, and don’t smoke, do drugs or drink, we already have things in common! Burlington area. #L1191

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Looking to hook up with top or tops. Brattleboro, southern part of state. Fun, cute and horny. #L1235 I’m a 66-y/o SWM seeking a SWF 55 to 70. Looking for a close FWB, hopefully to turn into a LTR. Love to camp, cook out, fish, play in water, etc. 420 positive. Romantic with big heart. Call me if interested. #L1233 I’m a single 60s male. Have a longtime interest in being an oral sub for occasional fun with like-minded person. Sane, GL and love to please. Thanks. #L1205

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CITY MARKET SANDWICH I ordered a TLT with jalapeños on my way to work out. Your name tag starts with J. I got a little lost thinking how nice your smile and arms are.

Maybe we could share a sandwich sometime. When: Friday, August 24, 2018. Where: City Market, Burlington.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914493 UNCOMMON GROUND, YOU DIDN’T YAWN If I didn’t have somewhere to go, I would have sat longer. Your fingers grazed my back ever so slightly when your arm was outstretched on the back of the pew behind me. Was it just me, or was there an energy? When: Friday, August 24, 2018. Where: Uncommon Grounds.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914492 MONROE STREET BOOKS, MIDDLEBURY We reached for the same David Lynch book. I giggled, and you shook your head and said, “Eraserhead or Blue Velvet?” Let’s get together and span time. When: Sunday, August 12, 2018. Where: Monroe Street Books.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914491

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MUFFIN THIEF Cute guy in Fairfax in the morning. You stole my muffin in the most polite way while I was getting myself a coffee.

Single? If so, maybe we could share next time? When: Wednesday, August 22, 2018. Where: Minor’s Country Store.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914490 MISSING MY LADY It’s been almost a year since you left, and I still feel the hole in my heart where I used to keep you. I miss our unique conversations, our deep passions, our life together. I miss your laugh, your smile, your touch. I miss my best friend. I know you’ve moved on, but I haven’t, and perhaps never fully will. When: Friday, July 4, 2014. Where: in my dreams.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914489 DREAMING DAILY LISTENING TO DAISY It’s been too long, CM. Wish you would just let me back into your life. I still constantly hope and think what a terrible waste this is if we never meet again. See you in sexy space. Wish I was at your place. When: Sunday, May 6, 2018. Where: Montpelier.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914488 HALVORSON’S BEAUTY Blond hair, dimples, sunflower tattoo.

You opened the door for me, and your smile caught my eye. I sat out front, and you brought me a beer. I haven’t seen you there since; where’d you go?

I’d love to buy you a beer and watch you smile. When: Monday, August 6, 2018. Where: Halvorson’s Upstreet Café. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914487 HEALTHY SHOPPING AFTER WORK Evening around 7:15 p.m. You: in black and white. Me: in black and blue. A couple of glances and awkward smiles (mine, anyway). Want to have a coffee/ tea/walk sometime? When: Wednesday, August 15, 2018. Where: Healthy Living.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914486

TO JUSTAGUY ON N. WILLARD To “just a guy” who heard me giggle: I am back in Croatia, but if you still wanna have some matcha with me, you are invited here! When: Friday, July 6, 2018. Where: N. Willard St. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914485 PREGNANT BRUNETTE ON CHURCH ST. You were very pregnant and glowing outside OGE last week. I didn’t see a ring but still felt presumptuous, so I didn’t introduce myself. If you’re going this alone, any interest?

When: Friday, August 10, 2018.

Where: Church St., Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914484 ADDICTED TO PANERA BREAD You had on a tiger/jungle-print top, and you almost got into the same wrong car that I had almost gotten into. We both find ourselves uncontrollably drawn to the Broccoli Cheddar Bread Bowl. Really, what are they putting in those things? We did come up with a solid business idea before you pulled away, though. Still interested? Let me know. When: Monday, August 13, 2018.

Where: Panera Bread, Shelburne Rd. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914483 RE: FREQUENT ENCOUNTERS Are you still wondering? A hint for a location? When: Monday, August 13, 2018. Where: I-Spy. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914482 LOW-KEY OPTIMIST Dark hair and white sweater ... and you look at I-Spy first. Curiosity abounds. When: Sunday, August 12, 2018. Where: Personals. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914481 CHEST TATTOO, WORKS AT HARBOR VIEW, DRINKING Well, you caught my eye, and we talked for a few. I’m at that same spot every Wednesday, 2 p.m. Never asked your name. You said you worked at Harbor View as a nurse. If anyone knows her name, please help. I hope your day went well and you enjoyed your drinks.

You wore your ink well. Beautiful chest ink. When: Wednesday, August 8, 2018. Where: lakefront, Burlington.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914480 DATING APP SWIPE MISTAKE Saw you on Hinge; you liked my profile.

I believe your name was Sam, and you had some photos of yourself rock climbing. I was excited because you seemed genuinely interesting and attractive. But then I pressed the X by accident, and you were gone forever.

I’m a brunette with short hair and glasses. Hopefully you see this! When: Friday, July 27, 2018. Where: Hinge.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914479 BIKE TOURING? At State and Main. Your panniers are lovely; your smile is, too. I was driving by and gave you an extra-long smile as I turned the corner. I hope you don’t live too far away. Would love to go riding sometime. When: Friday, August 10, 2018. Where: downtown Montpelier.

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IT’S IN THE EYES I enjoy our short meetings more than you could ever imagine. I miss you when you leave, or when I leave. I feel safe when you are near, and I trust you with my everything ... Scary. Obviously my heart is in trouble. You once told me it’s all in the eyes. If that is so, this is not a surprise. When: Tuesday, August 7, 2018. Where: around.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914476 SUNDAY, BLUEBERRY LAKE Beautiful blonde with black bikini! Blue Subaru with SUP boards. Savasana with me?! When: Sunday, August 5, 2018. Where: Blueberry Lake.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914473 ERIN, THE CUTE GNC GIRL Just wanted to say thanks again for your help today. Hopefully I’ll see you next time! —That grateful guy. When: Saturday, August 4, 2018. Where: a GNC store. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914472 FALLING HARD FOR YOU You were the cute sandwich boy. I was the girl in the black dress. You made me a delicious spinach melt and were patient when my card wasn’t working.

Standing up to leave, I tripped on my dress and made a weird sound.

You could say I fell for you. Another chance (and another spinach melt) sometime? When: Friday, August 3, 2018. Where: Red Onion Café, Church Street. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914471 TORTILL-Y EMBARRASSED IN CITY MARKET You saved me from myself when I awkwardly asked a non-employee where I could find tortillas. “Aisle 2,” you said, dreamily. Quesadillas sometime? When: Thursday, July 26, 2018. Where: City Market South End. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914470 MONTPELIER TOY STORE GODDESSES I understand your curiosity, but I won’t give it up that easily. You are also right regarding the numerous beautiful, intelligent, witty women each possessing a unique and extremely attractive quality or qualities. I am hoping some of those qualities overlap.

The thought of you sharing a love for fun and adventure sends my mind into overdrive. When: Tuesday, July 31, 2018. Where: Montpelier toy store.

You: Woman. Me: Man. #914469 BEST HEADBANGER Saw you see me at that concert. Long beard, tight vest. You put out an iSpy for me. Can hardly believe it’s been four months of adventures. Leinenkugel’s, mountains, lakes, music, magic. If I’m the Valkyrie, I’ll follow you into the dark; gotta make sure you make it safely to Valhalla. Thank you for all the things. Miss you. When: Monday, March 19, 2018. Where: Higher Ground.

You: Man. Me: Woman. #914468 CITIZEN CIDER I came in late with friends who were visiting. You were our server. I appreciated your sarcasm and patience.

I was wearing a white button-down with umbrellas on it. I asked your name. I think you’re hilarious and would love to see you again if you’re up for it. By the way, the water store is closed. When: Sunday, July 29, 2018. Where: Citizen Cider. You: Woman. Me: Man. #914467 CYNICALBOY I see you’re still searching, my cynical boy, so I guess I’m confused. When: Tuesday, July 10, 2018. Where: in my life. You: Man. Me: Woman. #914437

SCARLETTLETTERS Dear Scarlett,

I have been dating a wonderful woman for about six months. We have great chemistry, and I can feel it getting serious. Problem is, she has two young kids. Her ex is in the picture, but he’s with someone else. I’m not worried about him. I’m worried about parenting someone else’s kids. I don’t want to lose her, but I’m not sure I’m ready for a ready-made family.

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Before you jump to conclusions, give her a chance to weigh in. She may not be ready for you to parent her kids, either.

Ask her about her short- and long-term plans and how you fit in.

Your girlfriend is going to be a mother for the rest of her life. So, if you decide you’re in it for the long haul, you will have some kind of relationship with her kids. The nature of that relationship, however, is up to you, as well as your girlfriend, her children and maybe their father.

Let her take the lead and allow those relationships to develop organically. Be very flexible. Kids are unpredictable, and their needs come first. Inevitably, she will have to cancel dates last minute if a kid gets sick or the babysitter bails. Don’t make this into a competition between her children and you. You will lose.

Remember that her time is extremely limited.

If you want to see more of her, plan kid-friendly dates to a park or a mini golf course. You may even discover the kid in you.

Regarding her ex: If he’s committed to his kids, he’ll always be in the picture. He may be with someone else now, but has he really moved on?

Try to suss that out. And be prepared that if you’re spending time with his children, he may want to meet you.

When you spend time with the kids, just be yourself. They may fall in love with you. But if not, don’t take it personally. Remind yourself that they’re just kids. If you’re nervous, imagine how they must feel.

If you decide that a ready-made family is not for you, be honest. Your girlfriend is in a vulnerable situation, and it’s tough to meet the demands of both dating and parenting. I’m sorry to say, but if you’re on the fence, she may be better off without you.

Love,

Scarlett

Got a red-letter question?

Send it to scarlett@sevendaysvt.com.

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