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Religious leaders in South Africa's Northern Province scheduled a conference on witchcraft to educate rural people on the subject. More than 100 suspected witches were stoned, beaten or bludgeoned to death in the province last year, and hundreds more fled to refugee camps.

• Special precautions were taken at Cairo International Airport for two men being extradited to Qatar. The suspects, Siddiq Adam el Haii, 52, and Ahmed Adam Ali, 48, were accused of being master sorcerers who used black magic to obtain $30 million from Qatari businessmen. : Egypt's Middle East News Agency reported Qatari security men insisted the suspects be blindfolded before boarding the flight because they feared the pair would "throw a spell" on the plane.

• A Newsweek magazine poll showed that two out of three Americans believe in the existence of Satan, and that 37 percent of those polled said they had actually been tempted by the devil. Among evangelical Protestants who were asked, 85 percent said they believed in the devil, and 61 percent

FOOD TO me uescue In Sri Lanka, a would-be rapist fled in pain after the intended victim threw a bottle j of chili sauce over his naked body. The Colombo Daily News reported that before the 62year-old suspect was arrested, he "remained several hours under

water in great pain.

• In Pompano Beach, Florida, Izzie Rotterman, 81, and Gloria Lepcio, 55, were entering a restaurant when a man | grabbed Lepcios purse. As the attacker tried to flee, however, Rotterman beat him over the I head with a half-pound Vidalia onion, causing him to drop the purse. Rotterman explained later he carried a Vidalia onion whenever he dined out because it was easier to digest than regular onions. ' NO. 3T JEKRY LEWIS-SAN? A recent survey in France

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the finger, then led him on a light, a small oxygen tank, a chase that reached speeds of heart stimulator and a beeper 120 mph. Cringle explained he to alert an above-ground monithought Duran was a police toring station. Caselli said that ; department mannequin that if sales meet his expectations, occasionally is propped up in a Italy will need as many as three patrol car to trick drivers into such emergency centers to slowing down. "He flipped off respond to premature burial the wrong dummy," Duran alerts. said.

• When Cellular One asked the SUSPICIOUS MINDS owners of George Washington's Police at Japans Osaka airMount Vernon estate for perport stopped Ted Joffe, general mission to erect a 150-foot manager of American Minerals relay tower on the grounds, Inc., after the crew of his Thai they said the monopole would Airways reported he had have to be inconspicuous. The refused to eat his meal, "which company agreed to lower the could indicate that he swalheight to 100 feet and disguise lowed drugs to smuggle into the pole to look like a fir tree, Japan.* After Joffe was released, with Needles and bark made of he commented, "Next time I'll ! plastic and rubber. Cellular stuff the meal into the scat One official Mike Maus said pocket irt front of me." the company would even add * British police who raided a perching plastic owls to prevent pub in Loughborough, real birds from nesting in the Lincolnshire, looking for a poles fiberglass branches. drug dealer nabbed an elderly

asked 1000 adults to name the people they most associate with Japan. First was filmmaker Akira Kurosawa. Second was Bruce Lee, the late Chinese actor.

HOT ON THe TRAIL The introduction of the Lojack automobile tracking device to Hong Kong last year has resulted in some unusual requests for its services, according to the South China Morning Post. After its installation, the device is activated if a car is m stolen or towed and sends a high-frequency radio signal to pinpoint its location. "We get requests from husbands and wives to track their partners," said Shirley Lo Sheung-yuk of Lojack Network, the Hong Kong licensee for the U.S.made product. Other requests to use the device for personal surveillance also have come from companies eager to keep track of their workers, • Speaking of keeping tabs on people: In Italy, Tuscan watchmaker Fabrizio Caselli introduced a special coffin for peopie who fear they'll be buried prematurely. The $4500 casket is equipped with a two-way microphone-speaker, a flash-

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theater, but a unique experience which cannot be forced into the usual format when reviewing theatrical offerings. It is, in fact, a spoof on mysteries, and includes the zany antics of characters as well as songs from Italian opera to "Makin' Whoopie," all in a freewheeling evening of fun that does not necessarily conform to any rules. From her review, it would seem that Ms. Rubin does not care for this form of theater, which is her right. However, whether she likes it or At 72, Unadilla Theatre meister Bill Blachly is not about not, it is still required by her work as a critic that any show be approached with the same eye for fairness to act his age and correctness as any other. This, I feel, she clearly

By Amy R u b i n ..,. page 7 did not do.

For instance, she mentions John Drury in her review as being "marvelous as Rupert." But, she did not mention any of the interesting instruments he plays, which definitely add an air of unique musicaliOn the scene with Vermont filmmaker Nora Jacobson ty to the evening. How can a reviewer attend a production where out of two and one-half hours, one

By Nancy S t e a r n s B e r c a w . p a g e 11 and one-half hours are filled with glorious music and she doesn't even mention it?

Ms. Rubin also mentioned Jason Pierce in her review as being an "Off-Broadway veteran" when, in As churches burn in America, who's stoking the fire in our soul? fact, Mr. Pierce was on Broadway for over five years.

In his last show, La Cage aux Folles, Mr. Pierce porBy R a b b i J o s h u a C h a s a n p a g e 13 trayed a drag queen. It is, in fact, a picture of him in this role that is passed around in our show to inform the audience about the former life of one of the characters. This is what is referred to by Ms. Rubin as "a cheap shot at drag queens." How could this picture, part of the show as it is (and part of an actor's proud jgk ^ SIGN OFF history), be considered a cheap shot? t/lJI I would like to respond to Dave In a sea kayak, the lake is your oyster Ms. Rubin also cites a line from the show as being ^mmr Pell's response (Weekly Mail, July

By M i c h a e l T a p p l y . p a g e 19 something else that cannot be ignored, inferring that 3) to my letter concerning the car it was either in bad taste or not acceptable language. ;-> % bumping incident which occurred Her "choice nugget" was taken completely out of conduring the 1994 congressional text by her omitting the beginnning and the end of a ^iliWpr campaign. In it he suggests that my conversation between two characters, which really letter contained false accusations History could bring more money to the Old North End goes as follows: concerning the incident. I would Spaulding. Do you have any pictures of this painting?

By K e v i n J . K e l l e y . . p a g e 21 Chandler. Photographs? Yes, I have photographs.

Spaulding. When we were in Africa we took pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed. We're like to set the record straight on going back next year to see how they turned out. this incident.

I do not like Ms. Rubin's attempts to insinuate First, the Sanders signs placed that somehow this line was anything other than the in front of Carroll headquarters wacky humor that we strive for in the production. I were either on Carroll headquarters do not believe it is the job of a critic to slant any property or the public right of way. In either case the review in such a way. signs were illegally placed.

Ms. Rubin admitted that "most everybody except news q u i r k s page 2 Second, Pell stated that the "grown daughter wassome dragged-along teenagers and me had one heck n't involved or threatened." The Free Press article con- of a good time." I would like to ask Ms. Rubin if she weekly mail page 3 cerning the incident, dated November 7, 1994, stated interviewed these teenagers (as there were only two), exposure..,.. page 3 that the daughter was a 14-year-old girl and that she and how she could assume they were dragged along, was inside the car that was struck. and also that they weren't having a good time. s t r a i g h t dope : page 4 Finally, Pell stated that the bumping incident was Another misrepresentation of the truth, as these two accidental. The same Free Press article stated, "He teenagers came to me personally after the show telling inside track page 5 [Pell] said he lost control of himself and admitted to me how much they enjoyed it! It seems, then, that intentionally driving into Gerbode's car." backtal k page 6 Ms. Rubin was the only one (out of 53 people) that A copy of the Free Press article from which the did not have a good time. She even goes one step fursound advi ce page 8 quotes were taken has been enclosed with this letter. ther by patronizing and insulting the audience for lik— Maurice N. Boisvert ing the show when she says, "Dinner theater goers are cal endar page 14 S. Burlington a jolly lot, generous with their laughs and appreciative MYSTERY THEATER I of effort." art 1 i stings page 22 As the director of The Spaghetti Murder Mystery at I do believe that on the whole critics are a fair, talking pictures page 23 Villa Tragara, I would like to thank Seven Days for its open-minded lot who are concerned with consciencomments (June 26). The satirist is always gratified to tiously critiquing a show. Evidently Ms. Rubin is not. real astrology page 24 know that he has hit his mark.

What she did was issue a negative review, not a review — Jim Hogue cl a s s i f i eds page 25 that pointed out the good things while mentioning Marshfield what also she thought did not work. Instead of MYSTERY THEATER II personal s page 26 reviewing, she misrepresented, patronized, made judgRecently your newspaper published a review by ments in error and made wrong assumptions. This is duane page 28 your theater critic, Amy Rubin, of The Spaghetti not the work of a good critic.

Murder Mystery presented at Villa Tragara in wellness d i r e c t o r y page 28 — Patricia Di Ruocco Waterbury Center. I am writing this letter in protest Waterbury Center of her review, and especially to call attention to her Di Ruocco is the owner of Villa Tragara apparently deliberate misrepresentation of certain facts.

CO-PUBUSHERS/EDITORS Paula Routly, P a m j a Polston ART DIRECTOR James Lockridge The Spaghetti Murder Mystery is not traditional TAX DRIVER In your July 3 & 10 issue Peter Freyne's article, "A Traitor in IBM Land," had the story backwards.

Freyne paints Essex Junction trustee Ron Court as some sort of Sir Galahad or Mr. Deeds, selflessly fighting rich, powerful and arrogant IBM on behalf of the so-called "little people."

Mr. Court is a real estate agent and as such he makes his living selling houses. Now the more of the local tax burden that can be shifted to IBM, the less the taxes will be on private residences. The lower the taxes on private residences, the more attractive Essex Junction will become as a place to buy a house.

The more that people buy houses in Essex Junction, the richer Mr. Court will become.

That Freyne so lavishly contenances Courts blatent pursuit of his personal self-interest causes one to wonder if Freyne is becoming naive or losing his pixyish cynism.

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of cats that had fallen out of high-rise windows aid were brought to the Animal Medical Center, a New York veterinary hospital, for treatment. On average the cats fell 5.5 stories, yet 90 percent survived. (Many did suffer serious injuries.)

Well,, we know cats have exceptional coordination and balance, so maybe that contributed to the high survival rate. One cat, for example, is known to have survived a 46story fall. (It apparently bounced off a canopy and into a planter.)

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But here's the weird part. When the vets analyzed the data theyfoundthat, as one would expect, the number of broken bones and other injuries increased with the number of stories the cat had fallen - up to seven stories. Above seven stories, however, the number of injuries per cat sharply declined. In other words, the farther the cat fell, the better its chances of escaping serious injury.

The authors explained this seemingly miraculousresultby saying that after falling five stories or so the catsreacheda terminal velocity - that is, maximum downward speed - of 60 miles per hour. Thereafter, they hypothesized, the catsrelaxedand spread themselves out like flying squirrels, minimizing injuries. This speculation is now widely accepted as fact.

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The potential flaw is this: The study was based only on cats that were brought into the hospital. Clearly dead cats, your basic fell-20-$tories-and-looks-like-it-came-out-of-acan-of-Spam cats, go to the dumpster, not the emergency room. This may skew the statistics and make falls from great distances look safer than they are.

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|THE BORIS YELTSIN CONNECTION Sure, it looks bad. Republican hopeful I Susan Sweetser is 20 points behind Bernie | Sanders in the latest Becker Poll (which, if anything, leans Republican). Even if Susie ® Creamcheese picked up all the undecided vot| ers, she'd still get her clock cleaned. And most | disturbing is the fact that her negatives have Jj doubled since she started saturating the air1 waves with her "Susie is a Star!" TV spots.

But it ain't over 'til the fat lady sings, and I Sweetser has one very big ace up her sleeve — 8 Dresner-Wickers. Those are her political con| sultants, Dave Dresner and Bob Wickers, and | they are the same guys credited with imple® menting "the tools of modern campaigns, 1 including the trickery and slickery Americans | know so well" to engineer the miraculous ^ comeback of Boris Yeltsin. Last week's Time i magazine laid it all out in what has to be the | political story of the decade: how American I political spin doctors were secretly slipped into 1 Moscow to get the most despised man in Russia I re-elected. Wickers told Inside Track the stuff in | Time was accurate, and then some! They did it by getting the electorate to fear a communist i redux so much it outweighed their antipathy 1forBoris, the big sellout. | Now they've got Sweetser playing the role of the "mad as hell and not going to take it any1 more" candidate. She's trying to out-scream | Sanders. She's the angriest person in Vermont. ~ Can't wait for the negative ads to come. It's her I only chance. When you're 20 points behind you've got to start | swinging. "What's Bernie afraid of?" is the phrase that begins 1 every paragraph. Believe me, Boris Yeltsin's political consultants know what they're doing.

But does what works in Russia | work here?

1 Obviously Dresner-Wickers s ain't perfect. They're the outfit that bounced a $6000 check at - W G O P - T V — sorry, WCAXs TV — last month paying for 1 Susie Creamcheese's campaign | spots. The Associated Press I moved the story on the afternoon wire Monday, forcing 1 Marselis Parsons to report it | Monday evening. "We didn't know about it until Thursday 1 night," Parsons said. "I'm still trying to figure out what the I hell happened. Someone tipped 1 Ap " Tough to get beat on a I story that happened in your j own building.

Sweetser blew her stack on I WDEV Monday. "This is noth| ing but irresponsible journalI ism," barked Susie. "It certainly - shows the bias on [AP's] part."

Biased? Wickers owned up to the bounced § check, but on Tuesday Sweetser was still refusing to accept responsibility for either the screwI up by her paid consultant, or her short fuse and outrageous attack on the messenger. "The comI ment," she said, "came out of anger and frustra1 tion." But she refused to take it back. She did | say she called AP Monday night and apologized I to bureau chief Christopher Graff. She has yet / to apologize to the reporter, Anne Wallace Allen. Reporters just love being called biased | and irresponsible by politicians. It makes life worth living.

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Feeding at the Public Trough — Inside Track | has obtained the legislative payroll for the | recently completed fiscal year, and for the second straight year Burlington Democrat John I Tracy has won the Tin Cup Awardforbeing | the lowest-paid lawmaker in Montpelier.

I According to figures obtained from the state's ® payroll division, Rep. Tracy collected just | $11,064, of which $2559 covered expenses: | mileage, meals and lodging. It's all done on the J honor system, and Mr. Tracy evened claimed 1 less in expenses than he was legally entitled to | collect.

The highest paid House member was Rep. S Ann Seibert of Norwich ($20,396), and Sen. | Vince Illuzzi took the title in the upper body I ($21,187). Both serve on special committees ^ that meet in the off season. Other local lawI makers of note: Rep. Ben Rose ($11,923), Rep.

Dean Corren ($12,141), Rep. Rene Blanchard ($13,079), Rep. Terry Bouricius ($13,095), Rep. Bill Aswad ($14,582), Rep. Jim McNamara ($13,724), Rep. Karen Lafayette ($13,657), Rep. Mary Sullivan ($15,514), Rep. Ann Hallowell ($13,086), Rep. Michael Flaherty ($13,225). Rep. Ann Pugh ($12,632), Sen. Dennis Delaney ($15,777), Sen. Jack Barry ($12,813), Sen. Richard Mazza ($13,998), Sen. Sara Gear ($16,816), Sen. Susan Sweetser ($16,608), Sen. Jean Ankeney ($14,881), and Sen. Helen Riehle ($16,920).

A Dose of His Own Medicine — Last Friday the John McKenzie Packing Co. had a little todo to unveil their new logo. Governor Howard Dean and Sen. Patrick Leahy were among the dignitaries present. The McKenzie plant is located in Burlington's South End near the railroad tracks, and when Ho-Ho was called on for a few appropriate remarks, wouldn't you know a freight train rolled by blaring its horn and completely drowning out the state's number-one champion of commuter rail service. "Now I know what they're complaining about in Shelburne," quipped our governor. Later HoHo pointed out that when the commuter train starts running, each crossing will be equipped I with warning horns which are not as loud as the ones on the train.

Jack Longshot Update — Vermont's premier political victim, Burlington lawyer Jack Long, continues to experience hard times. Jacko's the only announced Democratic candidate for OP Bernardo's seat, but Democrats continue to shy away from him.

(Bad breath?)

Monday the Democrats running for Chittenden County state senate seats gathered at the Courthouse for a photo-op.

How many are supporting Jack Longshot? Nary a one. Jan Backus, Jean Ankeney, Dave Curtis, Joey Donovan, Bruce Cunningham, Janet Munt, Ted Kenney, and Michael Yantachka declared their support for Mr. Sanders. Jack Barry was the only one holding back.

He said he hadn't yet made a commitment. And Joey Donovan said she expects Ol' Bernardo to win the Democratic primary. Can you say "write-in?"

The Usual Suspects — Monday 15 protesters gathered outside The Burlington Free Press to hold signs and chant, "Hey hey! Ho ho! Union busting has got to go!" The local union effort was busted long ago. Monday's protest was called to mark the one-year anniversary of the great Detroit newspaper strike.

Gannett's one of the players.

Funny thing about the protesters — they resembled the bunch that protested Dick Armey's appearance at the Sheraton. Among the group were The Self-Righteous Brothers, Ellen David Friedman, Chris Wood and Sally and David Conrad. Mayor Peter Clavelle walked by on the opposite side of the street on his way to a workout at the "Y." He waved, gave a thumbs-up sign and kept walking.

Sandy Sits One Out — Burlington Rep. Sandy Baird is not seeking re-election. The Burlington lawyer has gone to work for Vermont Lawline, an organization that helps low-income people represent themselves in court. It also provides legal advice over the phone — 1-800 6398857.

Good News on Hospital Hill — Inside Track continues to hear horror stories from Mary Fanny employees. But there is a silver lining in this cloud — the consensus is that things will improve under the reign of the new Big Boss, Bill Gilbert. Why? Because everybody says, "It can't get worse than this!" No question, it really sticks in everybody's craw that Gilbert has zippo hospital experience. Funny how the press release announcing his ascension to the throne omitted the 10 years he worked the Statehouse hallways and committee rooms as the best-dressed hiredgun business lobbyist under the golden dome.

It's the old, "I'm not a real doctor but I played one on TV" approach to hospital management.

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It was out-of-body for awhile there on WXPSFM. The Pulse — which has been beating steadily from its tpwer in Westport — offered no other vital signs, "Don't try to contact us," the voice on the radio warned listeners for weeks before its official launch on Monday. Then finally, the station surfaced in all its Gen X glory — the younger, sassier sister station of Champ 101.3. "A lot of people have been talking about it. Now somebody has actually done it," programming director Chris Fleming says of Burlington's first "modern rock" station devoted exclusively to new and local music. The merger comes in the wake of two other major radio consolidations. WIZN-FM bought B100, expanding its classic rock empire to 150,000 watts.

Then WNCS bought up WRJT in White River Junction to create The Point — that eclectic, album-oriented rock is here to stay.

96.7 is after the 18-to-34 crowd — "people who don't stay home and smoke the six-foot bong anymore," Fleming offers. The 24year-old Hartford transplant hasn't been around long enough to realize some of Vermont's biggest potheads listen to Pearl Jam, Green Day and the Butthole Surfers.

As for the competition, he exhibits t h e same fresh attitude as his station, which already sports some great slogans like "We suck —less." How will his station compare to The Point? "My music has guitars in it," Fleming snipes. His best shots, however, are aimed at another local radio station. One on-air promotion warns in public-service speak, "Friends don't let friends listen to the Wizard." He seems unfazed by WIZN's three recent Billboard nominations, including Station of the Year. Of course his Pulse may quicken slighdy when the Wizard announces programming plans for its second signal across the lake. Thump, thump.

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IN BRIEF: A grand larceny charge goes a long way in the performing arts business. Former Memorial Auditorium manager David Archer was last spotted in New York, where he did a brief public relations stint at the Big Apple Circus. Love that disappearing act. . . .Ben & Jerrys got a bit of ink last Sunday in the London tabloids. The Mail sent reporter Allan Piper, who got the distinct impression the company has plans to move beyond ice cream and sorbet into a "new area" of non-confection.

Keeping with the frozen-fat theme, Piper votes for pizza. . . .The big cheese at the New England Culinary Institute is calling it quits. Senior vice-presiT | f | i m n dent and pastry chef Jim I IIUIII|Jf Dodge is leaving Vermont for Boston, • " F i l l 11111"! where he will run the UIUIIIIJb restaurants at the Museum of Fine Arts.

The clientele ranges from crime de Id crime to bus tours and families.

Dodge sees it as a great opportunity to make the connection between food and art. . . .The New England Foundation for the Arts coughed up $235,500 for visual artists this year — of 40 fellowships, two went to Vermonters. The lucky arists are Lynn Newcomb of Norwich and Burlington artist Janet Fredericks. . .

Nothing lofty about cutting the grass. Except when Middlebury prof David Haward Bain writes about it. Bain waxes poetic about the pleasures of Iawncare in the current issue o$ Glamour.

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ntil the chest pains came, Bill Blachly was up for city life. Sure, he dreamed of farming someday back in Vermont where he grew up.

But he was just 32 and on an administrative track at Brandeis. The doctor's orders, however, were clear: Get a new job. Within the year, he was dairy farming on 300 acres in Calais.

Forty years later, a hale and hearty Blachly still lives in the same white clapboard house he built. And he's still known for putting out a quality product in his barn. But the cash crop isn't milk — it's something far less tangible. Since 1983, the Blachly farm has been best known for its drama. Unadilla Theatre, named for the silo company logo stenciled on each rafter, is one of Vermont's most unusual — and ambitious — summer playhouses.

$24,000.

Clearly, this organization has the affectionate support of its community. With good reason. Unadilla exceeds the most romantic stereotypes of a Vermont playhouse. The theater is in a converted

snake in the box office," he states calmly. "Ann went out of there like a shot."

O'Brien is expected home any minute. She's up the road at his sister's farm, recruiting box office help. A backstage light needs fixing, there are programs to fold, phone reservations are still coming in, and — oh yes — Blachly is fixing a roast turkey dinner for a few

night off; he starred in Henry V yesterday.

"It seems endemic to the Blachly family. They're all just mad about drama," confirms Tunbridge filmmaker John O'Brien — Ann's son — who cast Blachly as Fred Tuttle's political nemesis in his film, Man With a Plan. "I sit down to dinner with them and they're constantly quoting Shakespeare or Chekhov, or singing Gilbert and Sullivan.

I've never seen a family who knows so much about theater."

So, how did a country boy with almost no dramatic training become the grand elder of an artsy clan?

"As a twig is bent, so grows

ladder at a succession of northeast colleges, including a brief stint at Goddard. All the while he longed for the country life he had known as a child in Putney.

By the mid-'60s, Blachly was fulfilling his farming dreams with his wife Alice and their two children, and slowly renewing his acquaintance with theater. He began directing plays at Plain field's New School, an institution he helped found. Meanwhile, he was becoming a familiar pres-

et sign over the box office reads, "We accept checks from anyone from any bank anywhere.

What's impressive about Unadilla isn't consistency or polish — this is straight-ahead community drama with all its warts. Rather, it's the fact that this little theater, five miles from the nearest paved road, has survived 12 seasons in repertory. That means eight plays — classics, comedies and musicals — in daunting rotation, every night of the summer. A total of 83 performances in three months.

"It may not be the best in the world, but it beats work," says Blachly, who personally welcomes each audience member, and then sends them off with a booming "thanks for coming" as they exit like so many parishioners after an unusually entertaining sermon.

At 72, Blachly not only directs an average of four shows a year, runs the lights each night and maintains the property, he and business manager Ann O'Brien bring in regular crowds without advertising. A single mailing and word of mouth lure theater lovers from as far as Burlington. O'Brien, who's also Blachly's sweetheart of 13 years, pulls it off without major sponsors or government grants for an annual cost of

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barn. The only neighbors — Holsteins — lumber by on idyllic green fields. A sign over the box office reads, "We accept checks from anyone from any bank anywhere." And officiating benevolently over it all is a wild-haired string bean of a Yankee with a devilish laugh and limitless energy.

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t's two hours until curtain.

Blachly is characteristically unruffled, nursing a white wine, mixing a batch of his famous brownies for the concessions window, and chatting about last night's show. "Had a

audience members because, he explains, "there's really no place to eat out here."

O'Brien appears with salad fixings straight from the garden, and sums up the Unadilla experience: "It's kind of ridiculous, but it's fun."

Some cars are stirring up dust on the dirt road — the long, tree-lined trail that seems to go on forever before Blachly's farmhouse emerges out of the forest. The cast is arriving, a multi-generational mix from neighboring towns.

Tonight's talent includes Blachly's daughter, ex-wife and a great-niece. His son has the

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a tree," muses Blachly, who considers his high school acting experience very formative. "I was dyslexic. As a student I was a total loss, but I sure liked the theater part of it." His arts-loving mother encouraged him and took him to see the Barrymores and Olivier in 55cent Broadway shows. "I was astonished," Blachly recalls.

Admitting that "career plans didn't enter my thoughts," Blachly graduated with a fine arts degree from Oberlin just as World War II beg an. After four years in the Navy, he started climbing the administrative

ence in Montpelier — as a oneterm state representative, a legislative reporter, and deputy tax commissioner.

"All the while, I was milking the cows," Blachly says.

"Then everything got worse with the cow business, and I thought, well, try something new." After a year off — in the Bahamas, on a boat bought from herd-sale proceeds — Blachly and his family returned to Vermont. Initially* he took a stab at being a potter, finding it creatively satisfying but too Continued

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Finally, in 1978, the cornit when munity Blachly got involved in Plai nfield's Little Theatre.

When the troupe lost its space, he started producing in Spaulding High School. He found the place "so dreary, as most high schools are," that he moved rehearsals to his barn.

By the end of the '83 season, while preparing Chekhov's Uncle Vanya, the obvious came to him. "I said, 'Why don't we just do it here?"' The group nailed together some benches, threw down planks on the barn floor and prepared to literally tread the boards. They spread the word and waited. "I remember that first night," Blachly recalls, his face brightening. "We all stood out by the road to see if there were any headlights. There came a car!

Then another! Then the field was full. We sold out for a week."

Unadilla continued to thrive — though Blachly recalls one night a decade ago when nobody showed up at all. But with his kind of overhead, it was hardly a disaster. Everyone just took off their costumes and went home.

Unadilla's early successes inspired Blachly to try a yearround venture. But one winter of "freezing our tails off" in a Montpelier storefront, he says, convinced him that summer theater was the way to go.

With $7000 and wood from his land, he converted his barn into a permanent performance space. Cow stalls transformed into a raked house and stage.

The hay loft became dressing rooms; the granaries held costumes. Only two minor flaws: occasional power outages and porous walls; Blachly instituted a no-flushing-during-performances rule shortly after the toilets were installed.

Over the years, Unadilla has tackled everything from Shakespeare to Mamet — they're producing Oleanna this season. Blachly cites Patience as their most popular production to date — Gilbert & Sullivan is typically a crowd pleaser.

If summers are filled with theater, winters have been reserved for Blachlys second passion: sailing. By Thanksgiving each year, he and O'Brien can be found in the Caribbean running a boat charter service. Gome spring, they start the process all over again.

"Well kinda crank along the way we're goinV Blachly says. "There isn't a whole lot I'd change. We re doing just about all I can think of to do."

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long and winding road over the path of least resistance. She crafts big pictures from small details — producing entire portraits rather than quick snapshots. Her last picture, Delivered Vacant, painstakingly documented the effects of the real estate boom and bust in Hoboken, New Jersey, from 1984 to 1992. Jacobson's formidable film earned spots in several of the country's most prestigious festivals, including Sundance and New York, and won a Golden Gate Award at the San Francisco Film Festival.

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hile I try to pass time on Interstate 89 from Burlington, filmmaker Nora Jacobson is on a hill in Norwich trying to make time stop. Every minute of every day for the past few years has been consumed with capturing her vision of Letters to My Mother's Early Lovers on camera. All this effort, energy and experience so the rest of us can sit back, relax and watch someone else's world played out on a movie screen.

Two years of tireless work will get crunched into two hours of viewing pleasure.

Four years later her lens has panned from urban gentrification to rural generations. Letters to My Mothers Early Lovers, based on an unpublished novel

by Vermont writer Sybil Smith, explores "dysfunction under the

It takes me an hour and a half to get to the set of Letters.

It took Jacobson a lifetime.

But Jacobson prefers the

REEL LIFE Nora Jacobsen shoots hi backdrop of utopianism." It tells the story of a young woman who discovers her deceased mother's diary and finds part of herself in the process.

Jacobson and Smith collaborated on the screenplay, which juxtaposes the mother's promiscuous and political past in the '40s with the family's problematic present. The conceit may smack of Bridges of Madison County, but Letters is written with subtlety and symbolism.

mother in her new film, Letters.

There's no over-the-top sentimentality in this script.

Letters also marks Jacobson's first foray into feature filmmaking. "Coming from a documentary background where you want to bring people out in an unobtrusive way, I have to be a little bit more domineering than I am naturally," she says of the new genre.

constant motion, but incredibly focused — despite the inherent chaos of a film set. I can only get her attention for a few minutes over lunch. She's understandably preoccupied. Real life is scheduled to make a guest appearance on reel footage today.

Jacobson -is directing her own mother in one of Letters most telling scenes. Gerry Jacobson — a stage-tested actress — plays an elderly crazy

Although she rarely sits in it, the director's chair fits Jacobson perfectly. She is in

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quiet, roll camera., slate, marker, action." request, a lighting adjustment and a sound check. There's a lot of conversation but remarkably little idle chatter. Not so surprising when you consider the cost per hour is thousands of dollars.

The whole hill's a stage.

When the crews performance ends, the cast's begins. The

"She is going to be an important filmmaker," Jane Stetson proclaims. And Letters undoubtedly will confirm her arrival. • Nora Jacobson takes time out from Letters Friday at Burlington College to show and discuss her first film, Delivered Vacant.

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The momentum shifts and everything comes together. Four years of planning, many months of rehearsal and Jacobson's life work merge to turn her mother into another.

"I love the process," she says. "I want to keep doing it. I still love documentaries. I have just begun to scratch the surface of feature filmmaking."

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hurches continue to burn in America, and Americans continue to be outraged. v Yet we need to get beyond the words of moral outrage. Today, a dozen years after George Orwell's baseline of 1984, the force of these words has diminished. We have become habituated to absorbing all the halftruths and outright lies within which we are immersed.

What happens when there is such dissonance between what is said about our lives and what we actually feel? Sooner or later, the center does not hold, the bottom falls out. Places held to be sacred burst into flame, bearing terrible witness to a root fire burning underground all along.

Looking back, historians identify the human loss at such times of transition. But actually living through them, we are tempted to feel relief in just surviving the change. Often we call it victory when the ground shifts and we find that we ourselves are not swallowed up by the earth.

But merely to survive is no cause for satisfaction. Hopefully, if we have learned anything in this century, it is Elie Wiesel's teaching that the opposite of love is not hatred but indifference. What we feel when the center does not hold and the bottom falls out, what we feel in the aftermath of the crisis, must stand the test of our transcending our own indifference.

A church may be torched because of hatred. A person may be killed because of hatred.

Scores of churches are torched, masses of people murdered, because of indifference. Murder and the burning of churches do not end because the President of the United States says, "this has got to stop."

Standing by each other in times of need is the very stuff of being human. To paraphrase Martin Buber, we must awaken in each other the need to help, in ourselves the capacity to help. Even when we ourselves are in need — and we are — we can help others and, in so doing, help ourselves.

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A D Ch Worn down by arroUr-LU gance and greed that do It is not in the grain of Vermont to not seem to stick to anyone in particular, we lack a judge a man by the length of his beard or a clear understanding of who, if anyone, is actually in control.

As the feeling gnaws in our woman by whether she wears pants or a hearts that we are playthings a game whose rules we skirt. Such distinctions are the within do not know and whose values we do not respect, a growing stuff of bigotry. number of us do not need churches burning to recognize how personal is the need for It is a mistake we often and avoid the vices that would political change. make to believe that we must sidetrack us.

There was a time when compete with each other for a The burning of houses of Vermonters' trust of their own share of affection. To think of worship stops only in the face intuition set the table for what our relationships as a competiof our deepest resolve to be happened here. From the tive struggle is to perpetuate a respectful of each other. Such beginning, the promise of lie. It is not easy to avoid perrespect is founded on each of us Vermont life was the assurance petuating this lie because it is having the courage to say what of people governing themselves, so easy to fall into the trap of we believe; really hearing what Continued on page 18

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UNSET KAYAK T O U R : A picnic pade around cliffs and wildlife starts at lakledge Park, Burlington, 6 p.m. $36. egister, 864-0123. ]RUISE-INE': The Daily Planet caters floating feast. King Street Ferry Dock, urlington, 7 p.m. $35. Info, 863-5966.

EST WALK: This walking farm tour gardeners features hands-on pest Jentification and management tips, ring photos of your pests. Bingham rook Farm, Charlotte, 5-7 p.m. $5. fo, 434-4122.

ONFLICT MANAGEMENT ROGRAM: Interested in developing our diplomatic skills? Check out an info ession on mediation training. Woodbury ollege, Montpelier, 1-3 p.m. Free.

Agister, 800-639-6039.

ARCHITECT AS ARTISAN': Steve Jadanes of the Jersey Devils Designe d Firm discusses interacting with naterials and with the construction jrocess. Warren Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. 'ree. Info, 496-5545.

HICKEN PIE SUPPER: Help yourself a bountiful buffet. South Hero bngregational Church, 5-6:30 p.m.

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'IN T H E UNLIKELY EVENT OF A WATER LANDING': Christopher Noel reads from his autobiographical book about the death of a fiancee in an automobile accident. Chassman & Bern Booksellers, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-4332.

'BURLINGTON SINGLES': Meet other eligibles at the O'Brien Center, S. Burlington, 8 p.m. $3. Info, 985-9171.

O U T R I G H T SUPPORT GROUP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual and questioning youth are invited to an ongoing support group meeting. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-9677.

etc BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 17 QUILT FESTIVAL: Look for old and new quilts, fabric, notions and patterns at this annual celebration of serious sewing. Norwich University, Northfield, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. $6.

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BREWERS FESTIVAL: Thirty microbreweries from New England and Quebec put their respective heads together. Waterfront Park, Burlington, 6-10:30 p.m. $15 buys 10 samples and a souvenir pint glass. Info, 865-3378.

SCIENCE CENTER D E M O : Dick Furbush skippers the University of Vermont research boat on a cruise of current projects. Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-6832.

HANDCRAFTERS SHOW: Vermont's oldest and largest craft organization shows its stuff. Jackson Ice Arena, Stowe, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2. Info, 223-2636.

A N T I Q U E SHOW: Check out the collectibles at the North Hero Community Hall, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2.50. Info, 372-5357.

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SWISS FAMILY ROBINSON': See July 17, Taylor Park, St. Albans.

DELIVERED VACANT': Midway through her new film, Nora Jacobson talks about her last one — an award-winning documentary based in Hoboken, New Jersey. See story, this issue.

Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

R I C H M O N D FARMERS MARKET: Local produce, sweets, jewelry and potted plants are offered under a canopy of white birches by the Winooski River.

Volunteers Green, Richmond, 3-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 434-2690.

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Friday and Saturday, July 19 and 20.

Waterfront Park, Burlington. $15. Info, FLEA OF CHARGE: Too bad rain has no effect on thefleapopuladon. Expect 865-3378. the litde buggers to be hatching on time this summer. A preventative dip is free SEW FAR, SEW GOOD: The AIDS quilt has a historic Vermont precedent: with a pet food purchase or a donation to the Franklin County Humane a memorial pieced together after the

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Saturday, July 20. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburg. 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. Info, 877-3406.

KITSCH CAN: Michael Tyburski understood the power of cheese. Now... to spread it. The King of Kitsch died unexpectedly last year, but his irreverent works live on. Many will turn up this weekend at a "yart sale" promising "disposable Barbies" and "nickel bags of art." „ Saturday and Sunday, July 20 and 21.

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SHEEP SHAPE: Before the Civil War, Addison County produced more wool — and had more sheep per acre — than any other county in the United States. Border collies and big scissors bring you baaaack at the Rokeby Wool Festival.

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Thursday, July 18. Bingham Brook Farm, Charlotte, 5-7 p.m. $5. Info, 434-4122.

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art 'YART SALE': The outrageous art of the late Michael Tyburski is on the auction block. Proceeds benefit the Moveable Arts Academy in the Old North End. 318 North Street, Burlington, 10 a.m. 8 p.m. Free. Info, 865-3258. ' R A N D O M ACTS O F FASHION': Local artists model wearable art in Burlington City Hall Park, 6:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 660-8931.

'FOCUS O N CLAY': Alan Pascall is known for his whimsical soap dishes and anthropomorphic-vases. He shows his stuff at Frog Hollow on the Marketplace, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 8655254.

ART SESSION: Artists and photographers get a new angle on their art with a live model. 150 Elm St., Montpelier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-5253.

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THE TABOO OF FANTASY': See July 18 PATIENCE': See July 18, $12.50.

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VERMONT MOZART FESTIVAL: This "Harbor Music" concert is sold out.

5asin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 8 p.m.

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AMES TAYLOR: "Sweet Baby James" ives old songs new life at the Champlain /alley Fairground, Essex Junction, 7:30 >.m. $23.50-35. Info, 863-5966.

3LUES CRUISE: Big Joe Burrell and his Jnknown Blues Band float your boat, (ing Street Ferry Dock, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $20. Info, 863-5966. |NOON C O N C E R T SERIES: Mixed "ompany performs choreographed rockappella." Top Block, Church Street Vlarketplace, Burlington, noon - 3 p.m.

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V E R M O N T MOZART FESTIVAL: Violinist Hamao Fujiwara joins the Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra in a concert of works by Mendelssohn, Stravinsky and Beethoven. South Porch, Shelburne Farms, 7 p.m. $18. Info, 800639-9097.

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'DANCES O F UNIVERSAL PEACE': You don't need a partner to participate in simple spiritual circle dances from around the world. Earth Dance Healing Arts Center, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-7. Info, 658-2447.

BALLROOM DANCE: Couples, singles and beginners are welcomed at an informal swing-Latin-ballroom dance.

Frederick Tuttle Middle School, S. • Burlington. Lesson, 7:30-8:30 p.m.

Dance, 7-11 p.m. $7. Info, 655-1763.

BURKLYN BALLET: Pre-professional dancers perform works by young and emerging choreographers. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 635-1386.

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'LETTICE & LOVAGE': See July 17. ' T H E ULTIMATE MAN': See July 17.

T H E TABOO OF FANTASY': See July 18 'OLEANNA': Unadilla Theater defines sexual harassment according to David Mamet. Unadilla Theatre, North Montpelier, 8 p.m. $12.50. Info, 456-8968.

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classes art 'A R O O M O F O N E ' S O W N ' : Two weeks of Mondays, Tuesdays, Thursdays & Fridays, July 21 - August 2, 9 a.m. 2 p.m. Yestermorrow Design-Build Scnool, Warren. Info and Free catalog of classes, 496-5545. An adult art class uses guided relaxation, symbols, dreams and myths to explore painting and drawing as an expression of self

boat-building BOAT-BUILDING: July & August at the Wood School, Burlington. Register, 864-4454. Beginning adults build their own lightweight canoes or learn to shape double-bladded paddles.

business 'LEGAL ISSUES': Friday, July 19, 8:30 a.m. - noon. Church Street Center, Colchester. $29. Register, 800-639-3188. Tom Carlson speaks to small business owners.

computers BASIC LITERACY: Tuesday, July 23, 68 p.m. Old North End Tech Center, Burlington. $25. Register, 860-4056. Get up to speed with computer technology M I C R O S O F T ACCESS: Four evening classes, July 29, August I, 5 & 8.

Burlington College. $119. Register, 860-4056.

I N T R O T O T H E I N T E R N E T : Two Saturdays, August 3 & 10, noon - 2 p.m. Old North End Tech Center, Burlington. $35. Register, 860-4056.

Gain professional job-search skills on the Internet and World Wide Web.

dance M O D E R N / J A Z Z : Beginners, Thursdays, 7:15 p.m. Slow-intermediate, Tuesdays, 7 p.m. Intermediateadvanced, Wednesdays, 6:30 p.m.

Olympiad, S. Burlington. $9. Info, 985-5216. Jane Selzer leads ongoing classes.

J I T T E R B U G / S W I N G : Four Tuesdays, July 23 - August 13, 7-8:30 p.m. $30.

Plainfield. Register, 454-8030. Learn to move the old-fashioned way.

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Sunday, July 19-21. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren. Info and free catalog of classes, 496-5545.

Martin Gehner, architecture professor at Yale, works with students to design accessible environments and workplaces for projects of their choice.

O L D H O U S E ASSESSMENT: Saturday & Sunday, July 21 &C 22.

Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren. Info and free catalog of classes, 496-5545. This introductory workshop looks at analyzing historic house materials, environmentally-related problems and structures, and planning for restoration, renovation and maintenance.

M O S A I C M O R T A R SPORTS: Saturday & Sunday, July 20 & 21.

Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren. Info and free catalog of classes, 496-5545. Seattle public artists Linda Beaumont and Steve Badanes lead a hands-on collaborative expression of the materials and the individuals involved.

DURABLE D E S I G N / B U I L D : Two weeks of Mondays-Fridays, July 21 August 2. Yestermorrow Design-Build School, Warren. Info and free catalog of classes, 496-5545. Work with architects and builders to design and build a public yect for a real client. College credit

herbal medicine P I N C H P O T S & S C E N T E D SALVE M A K I N G : Two Wednesdays, July 17 & 31, 7-9 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $35. Register, 865-HERB. Make a small pottery vessel and fill it with infised and essential herbal oil salve you make yourself.

W E E D WALK: Saturday, July 20, 1-3 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington.

Sliding scale. Register, 865-HERB. Learn how to identify, pick, dry and buy medicinal herbs.

T O N G U E TEASERS': Sunday, July 21, 1-6 p.m. North Montpelier. Sliding scale. Register, 456-1522. Learn how to know the medicinal actions of a plant without opening a book; gather plants and make an oil to take home. ' M E N S T R U A L MALAISE': Monday, July 22, 7 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. Sliding scale. Register, 865HERB. Remedies for bladder and lagznt vaginal infections, infertility and herpies wititbe covered.

NATURAL C O S M E T I C S : Tuesday, July 23, 5:30-9:30 p.m. Purple Shutter Herbs, Burlington. $40. Register, 865HERB. Make superb skin creams, lotions, bath oils and facials in this hands-on class.

in-line skating SKATING C L I N I C : Tuesdays & Thursdays, 6 & 7:15 p.m. Fort Ethan Allen Fitness, Colchester. $10. Info, 658-3313 ext.253. All levels learn from the best in the business. Gear is provided.

meditation M E D I T A T I O N : First & third Sundays, 10 a.m. - noon. Burlington Shambala Center. Free. Info, 658-6795. Non-sectarian and Tibetan Buddhist practices are taught.

INTRO T O EMOTlONALK I N E S T H E T I C PSYCHOTHERAPY': Wednesday, July 24, 7 p.m. Upstairs at 22 Church St., Burlington. $5. Info, 864-3728. Psychotherapist Marti Killelea offers an introduction.

tai chi TAI C H I : Tuesdays, 6:30-8 p.m. & 8-9 p.m. Food For Thought, Stowe, $10.

Info, 253-4733. John DiCarlo leads ongoing classes.

video P R O D U C T I O N SKILLS: Weekdays, 5-6:30 p.m. Channel 17, Burlington.

Free. Register, 862-3966. Learn about video by being part of the live show crew.

writing WRITERS W O R K S H O P : Tuesdays, 7:30 p.m. Cafe N o No, Burlington.

Free. Info, 865-5066. Bring a journal and your writing spirit.

yoga YOGA: Daily, Burlington Yoga Studio, 174 Main Sr. Info, 658-YOGA. Classes are offered in Iyengar, Kripalu, Bikram and Kundalini styles. Beginners can start anytime.

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QUILT FESTIVAL: See July 19, 10 a.m. - 6 p.m. ' T H R E E ORIGINALS': See July 19.

BREWERS FESTIVAL: See July 19, noon - 4:30 p.m. &c 6-10 p.m.

HANDCRAFTERS SHOW: See July 19.

A N T I Q U E S H O W : See July 19.

FIDDLERS & H O M E S T E A D FESTIVAL: Abenaki rub elbows with ancestors of Ethan Allen at an old-time festival of Vermont ethnic tradition.

Musicians from all over the Champlain Valley will be on hand. Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. $7. Info, 655-4894.

FLEA D I P BENEFIT: The Humane Society — and your dog — benefit from a flea treatment. Pet Food Warehouse, S. Burlington, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. Donations.

Info, 655-7019.

'BIRDS O F LAKE C H A M P L A I N ' : Dave Bailey of the Green Mountain Audubon Center offers an intro to avian life on the lake. Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-6832.

C H I R O P R A C T I C RUN: Consumer awareness of chiropractic issues motivates you to run or walk five or 10 kilometers.

Shelburne Green, 10 a.m. $15 plus pledges. Info, 985-8130.

SIERRA CLUB WALK: Pre-schoolers set the pace on an annotated exploration of Colchester Bog. Meet in the Burlington Airport Parking Lot, 10 a.m.

Free. Register, 456-1546.

W O O L FESTIVAL: Revisit the "golden age" of Addison County sheep farming with shearing, spinning, weaving and border collie demonstrations. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. Info, 877-3406. ' R O C K A G A I N S T RAPE': Therapeutic theater, self-defense instruction and lots of music raises awareness and money for the Washington County Sexual Assault Crisis Team. Barre Auditorium, 1-6 p.m. program, $5. Concert at 7 p.m., $8.

Info, 223-7755.

CRAFT FAIR: Vermont cooks and crafters hawk their handmade wares.

Morse Farm, Montpelier, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-242-2740.

C R I C K E T FESTIVAL: Teams from all over the northeast play at Brooks Field, Warren, 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. Free. Info, 583-3211.

SLAVIC FESTIVAL: The Russian School offers folk music and dance at Dole Auditorium, Norwich University, Northfield, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 485-2165.

SWAMP T R I P : Everett Marshall leads a foray into a white cedar swamp along Otter Creek. Meet in Cornwall, 10 a.m.

- 2 p.m. $24. Register, 434-3068.

C A M E L S H U M P HIKE: A difficult 10-mile hike takes you to the top. Meet at U V M Visitor Parking Lot, Burlington,

8 a.m. Free. Register, 864-5580.

CRYSTAL LAKE T R I P : The Green Mountain Club swims, canoes and kayaks on a low-impact exploration of Crystal Lake. Meet in Montpelier, 8:30 a.m. Free. Info, 223-71126. ' T H E BIG SPLASH': Music, readings, art, dance, food, displays and unusual water events celebrate the river at the Wilder Picnic Area. Noon. Donations.

Test paddle canoes and pick up tips from experts at Kilowatt Park, Wilder, 9 a.m. 4 p.m. Free. Info, 800-264-1271.

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m u s i c V E R M O N T M O Z A R T FESTIVAL: Pianist Daniel Epstein joins the Vermont Mozart Festival Orchestra in an outdoor concert of works by Stravinsky, Haydn and Beethoven. Trapp Family Concert Meadow, Stowe, 7 p.m. $18. Info, 800639-9097.

B A N D C O N C E R T : The Burlington Concert Band entertains against an Adirondack sunset backdrop. Catch the show tunes, marches and originals at Battery Park, Burlington, 7:15 p.m. Free.

Info, 985-3740.

MEDITATION BENEFIT CONCERT: The Sunray Meditation Society raises funds with a concert by New Age singersongwriter Dawna Hammers. Holley Hall, Bristol, 7:30 p.m.$10. Info, 453-4610.

C H A M B E R M U S I C : T h e Rochester Chamber Music Society continues its summer series with Mozart, Mendelssohn and Beethoven's duet for viola, cello and two eyeglasses. Federated • Church, Rochester, 3 p.m. Free. Info, 767-9008.

t h e a t e r ' M U R D E R O N T H E N I L E : See July 17. ' L E T T I C E & LOVAGE': See July 17, 7 p.m.

'OLEANNA': See July 20. a r t 'YART SALE': See July 20. k i d s BURKLYN BALLET Pre-professional dancers perform for youngsters in The 11th Hour. Dibden Center for the Arts, Johnson State College, 2 p.m. $4/8. Info, 635-1386. e t c BASEBALL GAME: See July 17, 2 p.m.

T h e Expos take on Watertown.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 17, 1 & 5 p.m.

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Haydn's "Miracle" Symphony and Beethoven's "Emperor" Concerto Sponsored by Frontier, Harvest Market and Frederick Johnson Piano

Saturday, July 27 Bach Saturday South Porch, Shelburne Farms, 7:00 p.m. featuring Bach's Concerti for flute, violins & orchestra and Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 Sponsored by Key Bank

Sunday, July 28 Moonlight Magic Trapp Family Meadow, Stowe, 7:00 p.m. featuring Strauss' "Tales from the Vienna Woods" and Rossini's "An Italian in Algiers ' Sponsored by Hydro-Quebec For ticket sales and information call: V E R M O N T M O Z A R T FESTIVAL

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HANDCRAFTERS SHOW: See July 19, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m.

CRAFT FAIR: See July 20. ' W O M E N ' S VOICES': In Her Image, an all-female a cappella group, sings sacred and original pieces. Afterward, six women read their poetry. Cafe No No, Burlington, 8 p.m. $3-6. Info, 865-5066.

DOLL & T E D D Y BEAR S H O W : Babes and bears of all varieties — original, antique and contemporary — are on view at the Sheraton-Burlington, 9:30 a.m. - 4 p.m. $3.50. Info, 704-274-7732.

DRAFT H O R S E PROGRAM: Get a first-hand look at the horses, harnesses and equipment that help hoe the Intervale. Workshops are sponsored by the Northeast Organic Farming Association of Vermont. Intervale Community Farm, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. $5. Info, 434-4122.

SCIENCE C E N T E R D E M O : Biology prof Dan Bean brings the "microscopic life of Lake Champlain" into focus. Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 8646832.

S T O W E FARMERS MARKET: Get it while it's fresh, next to the Red Barn Shops in Stowe, 11 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

Info, 253-4498.

TRAIL CLEAN-UP: The Long Trail needs your landscape skills. Meet at the commuter parking lot in Richmond, 8 a.m. Free. Register, 879-1457.

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O P E N REHEARSAL: Women lend their vocal chords to a harmonious rehearsal of the Champlain Echoes. S. Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-6703.

theater 'HENRY V': See July 17.

O P E N THEATER REHEARSAL: See July 17.

O P E N STAGE: The dramatic equivalent of "open mike" happens every Monday at Cafe No No, Burlington, 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 865-5066.

w c rds A U T H O R PRESENTATIONS: Visiting professors Pamela Painter and Sharon Sheehe Stark read from their non-fiction and short stories. Book Rack, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231.

B O O K DISCUSSION: A discussion of Jesse Owens: An American Life puts you in the Olympic spirit. Aldrich Library, Barre, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 476-7550.

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represented at the Whitney, the Guggenheim and the Metropolitan Museum of Art. She talks painting at Johnson Studio Center, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 635-2727.

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moon turns hair-raising in Murder on the Nile.

kids VIDEOS: Song of Sagajawea and Princess Scargo are the double feature. S. Burlington Library, 1:30 p.m. Free. Info, 658-9010.

SCAVENGER H U N T : Show up with your partner today. Tomorrow, same time, same place, prizes and an ice cream feast celebrate the results.

Kids over eight report to the Fletcher Library, Burlington, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 865-7216. / STORY TIMES: Children 18 months to three years old listen at 10:30 a.m., those three to five at 9:30 a.m., and kids over four get a chance at 3:30 p.m. S. Burlington Library. Free. Info, 658-9010.

etc BASEBALL GAME: See July 17. The Expos take on Watertown.

M O U N T A I N BIKE RACES: Men, women, teens and kids pedal for applause in weekly races for serious and social bikers. Catamount Family Center, Williston, 6 p.m. $8 per race. Info, 879-6001.

BUSINESS BREAKFAST: Entrepreneurs share ideas over coffee.

Cafe No No, Burlington, 7:30 a.m. Free.

Info, 865-1208.

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V E R M O N T M O Z A R T FESTIVAL: The New York Chamber Soloists offer works by Bach, Prokofiev, Kodaly, Rossini and, last but not least, a little nachtmusik by Mozart. UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 8 p.m. $18. Info, 800639-9097.

ORGAN C O N C E R T : Organist alum Walter Whitehouse performs an allFrench program in the Chapel, St. Michael's College, Colchester, noon.

Free. Info, 654-2535.

FAMILY C O N C E R T : Jenni Johnson plays in front of Ben & Jerrys. Take a

Find out whodunit Thursday through Sunday at St. Michael's

chair to the Shelburne Commons, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 985-8823.

MUSICAL TUESDAYS: Guitar virtuoso Paul Asbell plays solo acoustic blues in the tradition of Robert Johnson and Blind Blake. Montpelier City Hall, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 229-0492.

theater 'MURDER O N T H E NILE': See July 17.

O P E N THEATER REHEARSAL: See July 17.

'OLEANNA': See July 20, $10.

t ilm 'DEAD POETS SOCIETY': Bring your own chair to an outdoor screening.

Cherry Street Parking Garage Roof, Burlington, dusk. Free. Info, 244-6957.

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A U T H O R PRESENTATION: Philip Baruth discusses his Grateful Deadinspired novel, The Millenium Shows.

Book Rack, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231.

etc BASEBALL GAME: See July 17. The Expos take on Lowell.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 17, Shelburne Museum, 7:30 p.m.

ARTHRITIS S U P P O R T MEETING: Living with lupus, fibromyalgia and arthritis can be a pain. Get relief at 226 Laurel Hill Dr., Burlington, 3 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-4988.

ADULT LEARNING O P E N HOUSE: Prospective undergrads and grad students hear about financial aid. Room 144, Jeanmarie Hall, Prevel School, St. Michael's College, Colchester, 5 p.m.

Free. Info, 654-2100.

J E R I C H O GARDEN T O U R : A map

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CRAFTSBURY CHAMBER PLAYERS: See July 17.

VAUGHAN RECITAL: See July 17.

V E R M O N T M O Z A R T FESTIVAL: The Tower Saxophone Quartet blows Bach, Piazzola, Joplin and Glenn Miller aboard the Lake Champlain Ferry, Burlington, 8 p.m. $22.50. Info, 800639-9097.

HEALING USES O F S O U N D : Susan Borg offers an experiential lecture on the healing use of singing. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, noon. Free. Register, 656-0750.

theater 'MURDER O N T H E NILE': See July 17.

'LETTICE & LOVAGE': See July 17.

'HENRY V': See July 17.

O P E N T H E A T E R REHEARSAL: See July 17.

'MERRY WIVES O F W I N D S O R ' : Champlain Arts Theatre follows Sir John Falstaff as he plots to regain his fortune by attempting to seduce and defraud the wives of two wealthy businessmen.

Shakespeare rules at Hauke Auditorium, Champlain College, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-5966. ' T H E S O U N D O F MUSIC': The hills are alive with wannabe Von Trapps. Hear the musical story of love, family and escape from the Nazis at Stowe Town Hall, 8 p.m. $10. Info, 253-7321.

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'DEAD POETS SOCIETY': See July 23, Behind City Center, Montpelier, dusk. Free. Info, 244-6957.

words C H R I S BOHJALIAN: The Vermont, author reads from Mid-Wives in the Club Room, Basin Harbor Club, Vergennes, 9 p.m. Free. Info, 475-2311.

WILDLIFE READINGS: Bernd Heinrich and Sy Montgomery share their renowned tales of nature. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 7:30'p.m. Free.

Reservations, 748-8291.

kids W A L D O R F I N T R O : Parents of prospective Waldorf students meet in a Winooski home, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 9852827.

etc BASEBALL GAME: See July 17. The Expos take on Lowell.

CITY HALL PARK SERIES: See July 17. Blues artist Laura Simon performs.

BIG APPLE CIRCUS: See July 17, Shelburne Museum, 2 & 7:30 p.m.

PSYCHOTHERAPY I N T R O : Psychotherapist Marti Killelea introduces Emotional-Kinesthetic Psychotherapy.

Upstairs'at 22 Church St., Burlington, 7 p.m. $5. Info, 864-3728.

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other, fanning the flames of our deepest desires to be free, to share in lives of dignity.

Practicing democracy is community building, and creating community is a function of democracy, We must fight fire with fire — the arson of hatred with our own arsenal of weapons which we continue to store away at our own peril. These are tools of love: recognition of our own and each """"—other s•deepest r hurt;

working hard to be free, and respecting each other's social cuuamy. uv aa level " y. juwuia Schools W were playing field. There was a healthy skepticism about the corrupting privilege of" accumu' lated wealth.

It is not at all too late to reclaim this heritage in ways that call us back to the sacred tasks long U»IV>•of VIself-government OVJU-g^y 1 • xwuuuvuv r c: — associated with Vermont. First courage to bring this recogniwe must transcend distinctions tion to bear upon the political of who was born here and who process; fortitude to stand and unite in the terrible face of moved in, who is "religious reaction to our practicing what and who is 'secular." It is not we preach. in the grain of Vermont to There was a time in judge a man by the length of Vermont when the political his beard or a woman by process reflected the passion for whether she wears pants or a freedom of the citizens of this skirt. Such distinctions are the state. A Select Committee of stuff of a bigotry that separates the Vermont State us, not so much from each other as To para- Senate reported in 1855: from our own deep"Born of a est values. phrase Martin resistance to arbiLiving in trary power —- her Vermont, drawing Buber, we first breath that of upon more than two freedom —her centuries of the hismust awaken first voice a declatory of men and ration of equal women who wanted in each other rights of man — more than what how could her greed had to offer; the need to people be otherbreathing in the spirwise than haters of it of a people who help, in our- slavery — how can knew how to mind they do less than their own business selves the sympathize with and take care of each every human being other at the same and every commutime, we have an capacity to nity which asserts opportunity to bear witness to how citihelp.

Even the rights of all men to blessings zens in a democracy really can stand up when we our- l&e their own?"

And it wasn't and be counted.

There is no one selves are in i Z r Z ' j L . way to stand up.

Many of us already need-and f j r ^ t are creating our own slaves, a Union ways. What we must we are — we general once do now, together and « j j advised, "Put the with a sure sense of can help oth- Vermonters ahead common purpose, is and keep the colto transcend the ers and, in SO umn well closed phony divides, to 4» ensure that Vermont up. citizens are in condoing, help If the imagery trol and the rules of strikes us as melothe game truly are ourselves. dramatic these democratic. days, then we are Practicing democracy is how not deep enough into the we can put ourselves in the way flames of our own fire. Look of the fear and indifference into the faces of our neighbors which threaten to deprive us of lined up for handouts of applethe fulfillment of the most persauce and beans.of Take note of the descendants those vetersonal promises. The political is ans of the Civil War living in the personal. Vermont is small trailers, their ancestral land sold enough for us to get a handle to developers for a pittance. on our situation.

In the faces of our youth, so The approaching political season is a test, not only for the many of whom do not quite get what this life is all about, men and women standing for cannot we see a yearning for a election, but also for each of us cause worth fighting for? Is for whom the temptation will be great to go from tending our there not reflected in those young faces the truth that we own gardens this summer to still find it difficult to make a sitting alone by our stoves move — to build a movement when the weather turns cold. for change that can consume As the months go by, may we the mounting economic and keep in mind that there is a social inequalities that threaten hidden fire within each of us. to destroy far more than Neglected, underground, the churches in the South? fire finds its own twisted path It is time to feel the heat of and breaks out in destructive, the fire in our own souls. • hurtful ways.

Nurtured in our hearts, it grows warmer and warmer as fliji we are able to reach out to each iiffll j u1y 17, 1996 - '

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When you're on it in a sea kayak. Semantics don't get in the way for kayaking enthusiasts who prefer the relative calm of a lake to the white-knuckle thrills of rapidly moving water. The thing is called a sea kayak, okay? Tour kayak, too — common in the bays and inlets of coastal regions, but possible on almost any body of water, including off the "west coast" of Vermont.

Kayaking itself, of course, is nothing new. The Inuit and other native Arctic peoples did it for centuries in skin-covered wooden vessels in order to travel and hunt. Now indigenous city slickers are doing it, too, in similar crafts made from modern materials like fiberglass, kevlar and recycled milk jugs — also known as rotomolded polyethylene. They're doing it just to do it, and ^

they're doing it more than ever.

If you've canoed but never sea kayaked, an entirely new experience awaits you. Unlike canoeing, sea kayaking is a fullbody workout. The balance is somewhat like in horseback riding, the shoulder movements like a martial art. Your legs operate foot pedals, light-airplane style, which steer a rudder at the kayak's stern. The better to handle surf, tide and wind.

A neoprene or nylon spray skirt used to seal the cockpit helps keep you dry. Many kayaks have enough room in their watertight compartments to store food, clothes and gear for a week-long expedition.

And it's one sport in which women's lower "center of gravity" — hips — are advantageous, notes Barbara Schumacher, who says it makes for a more stable ride. Owner, with her husband Bob, of Canoe Imports in Shelburne, she's been kayaking seven years.

From exhilarating expedition last hours of the day. So do the towering cliffs, lakeshore wildlife and, of course, that picnic dinner you prepared ^ before setting out. Paddl* | | | Ways Kayak Tours leads the

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crafts to rugged puddle hoppers, sea kayaks come in different shapes and sizes for different purposes and people. Some are built for the soloist; others can accommodate a family of four. "We have boats that you can put six-year-olds in, where they can paddle safely, comfortably, and can't flip out. They can't do anything but have a good time," explains Barry Bender, owner of Clearwater Sports in Waitsfield. "People are realizing it's easy for everybody."

Stability is one reason for the popularity. "You're so low to the water that you don't have the same windage problems associated with a canoe," says Grant Mitchell, director of North American Wellness Adventures, "It's easier to say, 'that's where I want to go,' and get there." In the case of Lake Champlain, that extends to out of the way places that power boats can't get to. And there is no hassle with moorings and trailers.

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Mitchell describes sea kayaking as a "low-testosterone adventure sport." Instead of challenging nature, he says, you're working along with it.

"It's more tranquil, although it certainly has its moments when it doesn't have to be," says Mitchell, who leads stress-management workshops which combine adventure sports with human and environmental education. The soothing, therapeutic qualities of sea kayaking are most profound when the paddler and the environment become one: Sealed into the craft, the paddler seems an appendage of the kayak; nearly flush with the surface, the kayak seems a part of the water.

And the water, of course, is home to other creatures.

"When you're sea kayaking, you're on the same level as a lot of wildlife found on the water," says Suzanne Trahey of Clearwater. "You're able to stop and see deer, to check out marine life in their own habitat, and possibly — hopefully — not disturb them." In turn, she adds, the wildlife often are "not particularly afraid of you because you look different than a human" in a kayak. You can pick up on the subtle changes in the wind over the waves, or a

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heron that's 300 or 400 yards away.

The number of local kayak dealers and tour guides attests to the rising popularity of the sport, as does a "new" feature of Lake Champlain itself: the Paddlers' Trail. Last month members of the Champlain Kayak Club and others from Vermont and New York inaugurated the watery path with a flotilla of some 100 kayakers.

Two missions of the trailblazer group, explains Michele Rose of Paddle Ways, are to locate and develop primitive facilities onshore along the trail, and to promote stewardship of the lake.

Like other things that feel good, sea kayaking does have its dangers. Staying in and flipping an upside-down kayak — the so-called "Eskimo roll" — is a learned skill. Schumacher admits that she's still not mastered it, though she's got selfrescue pretty much down. This means being able to either get back in the boat and carry on, or get the boat back to shore to upright it. If in the water, hypothermia is a serious issue, Schumacher says, even in summer. "When water is 40 degrees, you have about 20 Continued

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other wot ing, knowir weather and are essent ar big boat , but >u An untrained paddler ;et into trouble very quicklat's why good instruction Id always come first, says Brian Churchill, program manager at Umiak Outdoor Outfitter. "What we recommend for safer kayaking is flotation bags in the bow and the stern — inflatable baggies that help keep the boat floating upright." But knowing how to roll, he insists, isn't a prerequisite. With a good personal flotation device — and a modicum of common sense — you can slide out of the boat and swim or paddle it just about anywhere. After that, there are no lift tickets to purchase or bent derailleurs to replace. Just a world of water to explore. •

The following are some kayaking resources in the Seven Days circulation area.

Clearwater Sports. Waitsfield, 496-2708. Sales, rentals, instruction, tours.

North American Wellness Adventures. Reservations: 8649065; Voice Mail/Fax: 4964850. Instruction, kayaking/ sailing expeditions, stress-management workshops.

Canoe Imports. Shelburne, 985-2992. Sales, service, some repair.

Champlain Kayak Club.

Shelburne, 985-2692. Day trips, night paddles, overnight camping, instruction.

Umiak Outdoor Outfitter.

Outpost at Sandbar State Park, 253-2317. Sales, rentals, instruction, tours.

Lake Champlain Maritime Museum. Basin Harbor, Vergennes, 475-2022.

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he key to a more prosperous future for the Old North End might be found in its past. This summer preliminary work may lead to designation of the lower half of North Street as a National Historic District. A listing on this federal registry qualifies local property owners for tax credits when they substantially renovate their homes or businesses. The street's residential and commercial appeal could get a muchneeded boost from this potentially sizable financial incentive.

Richard Moe, director of the National Trust for Historic Preservation, toured parts of the Old North End late last month with Mayor Peter Clavelle.

Their walk represented a first step toward nominating North Street for inclusion in a nationwide pilot project. Under this initiative, the National Trust is seeking to demonstrate how designation as a historic district — along with related assistance in obtaining renovation permits — can help communities improve an aging housing stock.

Burlington is one of six communities being considered for the Historic Urban Neighborhood Project, which explores how cities can combine historic preservation . and affordable housing, according to David White, Comprehensive Planner for the City of Burlington. Two neighborhoods have already been chosen, in Atlanta and San Antonio.

White explains that applying for historic district status can help a city win approval for the pilot project as well. Burlington won't hear back until next fall.

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Burlington are already listed on the national registry, most of which are in the hill section and downtown district. "We haven't yet taken as long a look at the rich history of working folks in the city," says Tom Visser, interim director of historic preservation at the University of Vermont. "While the many older buildings on North Street may not be as , fancy as those in some

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Socio-cultural history, not architecture, is what makes the main drag worth saving. North Street is where many immigrant groups in northern Vermont first settled. It's also a repository of the history of Burlington's working class.

The question is whether "historic status" would create as

many problems as it solves.

Qualifying for rehabilitation tax credits "has made all the difference for a number of local sites," Visser says, citing the Champlain Mill in Winooski and Vermont House at the corner of Main and St. Paul in downtown Burlington as two prominent examples. Home owners on lower King and Maple Streets have also gained eligibility for the tax breaks — equal to 20 percent of the cost of a major rehab project — through that area's designation as a historic district.

But city officials are studying whether listing North Street on this registry might actually limit options for redevelopment. The designation has to be examined with a view to any restrictions it might entail, says Tom Dillon, a staffer in Burlington's Community and

Economic Development Office.

Dillon points to recent demolition and construction work that is transforming the North Winooski AvenueArchibald Street area. "Seven buildings were torn down in the course of that overall project. That's the degree of flexibility it takes to redevelop an urban neighborhood."

Visser, who accompanied Moe on last month's walking tour, offers assurance that listing North Street as a histo'ric district would not complicate the permitting process. "The restrictions that do exist are on the city level through the zoning ordinance. Virtually the entire Old North End is already included in the city's design review district," says Visser, who chairs the Design Review Board.

The effort to qualify North

Street for rehabilitation tax .jf credits is part of a broader revitalization strategy for that piece of the Old North End. A fede|§ al VISTA volunteer is currently meeting with merchants along the street to ascertain how the city might help spur commercial activity. A host of other initiatives are also underway as part of the two-year, $3 million federal Enterprise Community grant aimed at boosting the economy of the entire Old North End. In general, Dillon says, North Street is in relatively good shape. With the notable exception of the office building at 10 North Street, almost all the commercial properties are occupied.

But the street has not become the vibrant and multifaceted shopping concourse envisioned by upbeat urban planners. The scant square footage of many storefronts precludes a number of retail uses, Dillon points out. North Street also lacks the parking space that would make its shops more convenient to both Old North Enders and other Burlington residents.

"Beautification" has also bypassed North Street — the tree-free avenue is a definite eyesore in places. Curb and sidewalk repair work are made costly, Dillon says, by a thick layer of concrete below the surface.

For now, the only consolation is free paint. Home and business owners are being urged to freshen their facades via a federally-funded giveaway that provides residents free exterior paint on a first-come, firstserved basis. By the end of the summer North Street, especially targeted for the spruce-up, may be showing some new colors. •

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Vermont State Craft Center at Frog Hollow, Middiebury, 388-3177. Through August 4.

PAINT: THREE STORIES, featuring the work of Wosene Kosrof, Ellen Langtree and Hal Mayforth. Wood Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 878-8743. Through September 15.

MONO PRINTS by Johnson artist Riley Brewster. Vermont Studio Center, Johnson, 635-2727. Through July 29.

SEASONS OF CHANGE: 50 Years with Vermont Life, photographs from 1946-96. Vermont State House, Montpelier, 828-3241. Through September 15.

B U L L I S H Watercolor RAKU POTTERY by six nationally known clay artists. Vermont Clay Studio, and pastel are the preMontpelier, 223-4220. Through July 31. ferred mediums of a trio NINE VERMONT SCULPTORS, Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 860-4792. of local artists, Nancy Through August 18.

Walsh, Kathleen Doyle STRUCTURE AND SPIRITS, black-and-white and color photographs by Burlington photographer Sanders Milens. St. Pauls Cathedral, Burlington, 658' and Jill Kleinman. Now 3031. Through August 6. showing at the Saint THINKING LIKE A BLACKSMITH, featuring five contemporary Vermont Michael's College blacksmiths. Vermont Folklife Center, Middiebury, 388-1844. Through Gallery. Above, November 28.

Kleinmans "The PASTELS AND WATERCOLORS by Kathleen Doyle, Jill Kleinman and Nancy Walsh. Saint Michaels Gallery, Colchester, 654-2535. Through July 27.

Brahmin Bull Sees Red. " DEAD CREEK: THE PLACE, watercolor, ink, oil and acrylic paintings of Addison County's Dead Creek Wildlife Refuge by Margaret Parlour. Sheldon Museum, Middiebury, 388-2117. Through September 22.

COLLAGE PAINTINGS by Patrick S. Hegarty. Samsara Cafe, Burlington, 865-4400. Through August 10.

THE GROWING SEASON, botanical prints and drawings of grasses, flowers and fruit from the 17th-20th centuries. Fleming Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-0750. Through October 13.

VIEWS ON VERMONT, various artists' interpretations of Vermont and its residents, reflecting changing styles in art in the 19th-20th centuries. Fleming Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-0750.

Through October 27.

REGIONAL SELECTIONS 1996, biennial juried show of New England featuring four Vermont artists: Louise Glass, John Hughes, Mia Scheffey and Dean Snyder. Hood Museum, Dartmouth College, Hanover, NH, 603-646-2808. Through September 1.

DECORATIVE PAINTINGS by Hanna Hauser; also paintings and pastels by Marion Wickstron and paintings by Robert Sticker. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-9647. Through July.

VERMONT GLASS, featuring 10 glassblowers from around the state. Frog Hollow, Burlington, 863-6458.

Through July 28.

MEMORIES OF CHINA, photographs by John and Mary Gemignani. Also, BIRDS, by Elizabeth Mead.

Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 863-3441. Through July.

A SUMMER MEDLEY, mixed media by regional artists. Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848.

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VOYAGES AND VISIONS: 19th-century European Images of the Middle East from the Victoria and Albert Museum. Middiebury College Museum of Art, Middiebury, 388-9029. Through August 18.

PAW PRINTS, Tom's Cat and Other Creatures, linoblock and woodblock prints by Roy Newton. Red • Onion Cafe, Burlington, 865-2563. Through September 18.

ELECTRONICA MONSTRUM, a multimedia installation and performance by Steve Tremblay. Exquisite Corpse Artsite, Jager DiPaola Kemp Design, Burlington, 864-8040. Through July 26. Performances Wednesdays and Fridays, 8 p.m.

IN THE OIL PAINT, paintings by Zoe Bishop. Food For Thought, Stowe, 253-4733. Through July.

PHOTOGRAPHS by Ed Pepe. French Press Cafe, Johnson, 635-2638. Through July.

OUTDOOR SCULPTURE, part of Art's Alive. S.T. Griswold Co., Williston, 864-1557. Through August 30.

SILK STOCKING MATS: HOOKED RUGS FROM THE GRENFELL MISSION, featuring mats and household accessories produced by the fishing families of Newfoundland and Labrador. Shelburne Museum, Shelburne, 985-3346. Through October 20.

PAINTINGS by Alfred DeCredico. Julian Scott Memorial Gallery, Johnson State College, 635-1469.

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FLORAL IMPRESSIONS, photographic interpretations of flowers and gardens by Danny Taran. Helen i § § Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through July 21.

NIEVES BILLMYER: A RETROSPECTIVE, drawings and paintings by a world-renowned abstract expressionist. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Through August 25.

ART'S ALIVE: OUTDOOR SCULPTURE by Lars-Erik Fisk, James Florschutz, Charlotte Hastings and John Houskeeper. On the lawn of the Fleming BEST IN THE EAST-WEST American Alfred Museum, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656DeCredico's artistic output spans more than 30 0750. Through August 18. years. His painterly visions marry geometry and JAZZ SEEN, monotype paintings by Margaret biomorphic shapes in colors reminiscent of Asian Lampe Kannenstine and photographs by Peter Curtis. landscapes and Etruscan murals. Yin andyang Selected viewing dmes during Art's Alive and the Discover Jazz Festival. Flynn Theatre Gallery, deck the halls at Johnson State College's Julian Burlington, 863-8778. Through July.

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NEW WORKS IN OIL, paintings by Kathleen Kolb.

Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. Through September 1.

PHOTOGRAPHS by Josephine Santelli. Robert Paul Galleries, University Mall, S. Burlington, 658-5050.

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ABSTRACT VERMONT, mixed media by Axel Stohlberg. Axels Frame Shop and Gallery, Waterbury, 2447801. Ongoing.

28TH ANNUAL SENIOR STUDIO ART MAJORS SHOW, featuring Andrew Cantor, Alyson Piskorowski, Cristina Rodriguez and Sacha Sedriks at the Middiebury College Museum of Art, 388-3711, ext. 5007. Through August 18.

HEALING LEGACIES, nationally touring exhibit of art and writing by women who have faced breast cancer. Fleming Museum, Burlington, 656-0750. Through August 11.

ARTISTS OF COLOR H. Lawrence McCrory Gallery of Multicultural Art, Bailey/Howe Library, University of Vermont, Burlington, 656-2023. Ongoing.

PERMANENT EXHIBIT, showing the prints of Mel Hunter and ceramic sculptures of Susan SmithHunter only. Smith-Hunter Gallery, Ferrisburgh, 877-3719. Drop in or by appointment anytime.

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escaped con chained to another fugitive (Stephen Baldwin) and just one shackled step ahead of the law in the latest from Passenger 57director Kevin Hooks. Look for this one to go into hiding fast.

KAZAAM Behemoth thespian Shaquille O'Neal stars here as a genie who helps make the wishes of a sullen inner-city kid come true.

THE FRIGHTENERS Peter Jackson follows up the weirdly wonderful Heavenly Creatures with the ghostbusting story of a small town psychic (Michael J. Fox) who takes on a houseful of phantoms.

M U L T I P L I C I T Y Michael Keaton stars — and co-stars — in the latest from Harold Ramis, a cloning comedy about an overworked guy who tries to solve his shortage of time with a surplus of himself. With Andie MacDowell.

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COURAGE UNDER F I R E * * * * Edward (Glory) Zwick directs this fact-based account of a friendly-fire incident which took place during the Gulf War. Denzel Washington and Meg Ryan star.

HARRIET THE SPY ( N R) Rosie O'Donnell takes a break from her new talk show to play the nanny in Nickelodeon's update of the 1964 Louise Fitzhugh children's classic about an 11-year-old writer and spy. Michelle Trachtenberg stars as the youthful sleuth.

STEALING BEAUTY ( N R) In the latest from Bernardo (The Last Emperor, The Sheltering Sky) Bertolucci, Liv Tyler plays an American girl whose visit to a Tuscan ex-patriate community leads to a journey of self-discovery — and tantalizes the older residents. Jeremy Irons co-stars.

THE HUNCHBACK OF NOTRE DAME** From directors Kirk Wise and Gary Trousdale — the guy who gave us Beauty and the Beast— comes this animated and amazingly similar story loosely extrapolated from the 1831 novel by Victor Hugo. Tom Hulce provides the voice of the loveable young outcast, Demi Moore speaks for the babe of his dreams and Jason Alexander yucks it up as a wisecracking gargoyle. Hey, what's that spinning sound coming from Hugo's grave?

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Mission Impossible 11:45, 2:30, 6:40, 9:45. James & The Giant Peach 11:30, 1:20. Dragonheart 12, 3, 7. Up Close & Personal 9:25. The Birdcage 3:15, 6:30, 9:15. Evening times Mon-Fri, all times Sat & Sun.

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Multiplicity* 10:20, 1,4:35,7:10, 10:05.

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Harriet the Spy 11:45, 2:10, 4:40, 7:10. Courage Under Fire 11:30, 2, 4:30, 7:20, 10.

Independence Day 10, 12:50, 3:55, 7, 9:55, 10:10. The Nutty Professor 10:10, 12:10, 2:15, 6:50, 9:45. Phenomenon 11:05, 1:40, 4:25, 7:15, 10. Eraser 10:15 p.m. The Hunchback of Notre Dame 10:30, 12:40, 2:45, 4:45, 7:10. The Rock 10:50, 1:30, 4:10, 7:05, 10:05.

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INDEPENDENCE DAY * * * * PHENOMENON * * STRIPTEASE * As the staff of Seven Days enjoyed some deserved down time last week, it occurred to me that its not easy for a movie critic to tell when he's on vacation. Publishers, sales people and designers relax by taking in one of the big summer blockbusters. What am I RAZING CAPITOL Aliens give new meaning to the term "high supposed to do for a change of office" in one ^/Independence Days more explosive moments. pace — put on a tie and take a meeting? So, while everybody else was getting away from it all, it was business as usual for me.

Of course, there are tougher jobs than sitting through Independence Day. As everyone on the planet knows by now, the picture is an inspired combination of old-fashioned invaders-from-space goofmess and the most advanced effects ever put to celluloid. Its shattered every box-office record in the book. The cast — Will Smith, JefFGoldblum, Harry Connick Jr., and Bill Pullman as a buttkicking chief executive — obviously had a ball making the movie, and the fun they had is contagious. On the down side, the Martians look like something youd pick up at an Ames Halloween, clearance sale. That one flaw aside, though, Independence Day has never been more fun to observe.

Speaking of space people: The residents of a small town think aliens have turned John Travolta into the worlds smartest man in Phenomenon. That's nonsense, of course, or he never would have signed on for this syrupy saga about a lovable dufus who loses friends as fast as he gains superhu- f man knowledge. Sound familiar? It should: This is the same story we just watched in Powder, only cornier, almost sickeningly sweet and shameless in its emotional button-pushing. It doesn't take a genius to see that, with three flops in a row, Travolta needs to wise up big-time, or he'll be back making talking-dog movies before he knows it.

In a summer dominated by aliens, the strangest life-form on the screen has to be the character played by Demi Moore in the feebleminded Striptease. Get this: She's not just a topless dancer — she's a feminist topless dancer! When she's not parading around semi-nude, she's crusading against conditions at the Eager Beaver. She thinks they just might be demeaning to women. Sort of like this movie.

Hey, Demi, do us all a big favor: If you ever bump into aliens with a Smart Ray, ask them for a double blast.

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ARIES (Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Once upon a time, a spunky Aries set out on a journey across the wasteland, hoping to reach heaven on earth. For eons she trod the barren badlands, navigating through the tests of confused dragons and insane butterflies. Depending on nothing more than her ingenuity, she felt dangerously alive... ferociously strong... drunkenly attuned to her wild heart.

Finally, at the height of her exhilaration, she crossed over to the suburbs of paradise. Without warning, a fog of disappointment descended, filling her with eerie lisdessness. Having fought for and won her dream, she longed only to be fighting for her dream once again. Moral of the story: The struggle may be sweeter than the prize.

TAURUS (Apr. 20-May 20): 1 believe it's time for you to risk uprooting an old standby; to dig up a growth that goes down very deep. Why? Perhaps it's a oncelovely thing that's turned ugly and demanding. Or maybe it's a languishing beauty that can't thrive again unless you transplant it. Only you have the power to know the real reason — and that may not become apparent until after the deed is done. So be ginger as you rip out the thing by its roots.

GEMINI (May 21-June 20): Ready for a barrage of no-nonsense exhortations?

I hope so, because it's my best hope for awakening your dormant communication skills. Here goes. Fling out feelers! Sling out invitations! Broach touchy subjects! Conspire to get yourself nouced! Make yourself so damn attractive no one will dare turn you down! Pose questions you've been afraid to ask! Risk looking stupid if it'll serve your lust to become smarter! Plunk yourself down in crossroads, thresholds and other places where the traffics heavy! Send out telepathic beams that say, "I'm ready, Lord! I'm ready, everyone! Come 'n' get me!"

CANCER (June 21-July 22): 1 promise I won't abandon you if you spend the next seven days patting yourself on the back for all the dreams you've hatched in the last few weeks. But I must admit 1 would be miserably disappointed. The astrological indicators say this is prime time for you to bust your butt turning those dreams into dollars, and I can't imagine that you'd prefer lounging around communing with the past (even if it is the recent past) to marching out and whipping up the future.

LEO (July 23-Aug. 22): Good. It looks like you're getting bored with mincing < around like a thoroughbred wearing a blindfold. Whatever reasons you had for handicapping yoursdf have served dieir lame purpose. The only question left is, who are you going to get to remove that confounded blindfold? (I wouldn't recommend trying to paw it off yourself.) Oh, and I'd also like to suggest that you be very discriminating in choosing which race will be the first you enter after your vision's restored. It'll soon be imprinting season.

VIRGO (Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Over the years, a prim Virgo scholar I know has fallen in love with three different madwomen, each of whom has ended up howling on his doorstep at dawn. Another Virgo friend, a very proper accountant, is a magnet for Sagittarian globe-trotters, alcoholic poets and professional party animals. These two examples are not atypical. I can cite many other members of your sign who, though extremely civilized themselves, have more than their fair share of contact with riotous, messy creatures. I sometimes wonder if the universe is trying to tell you folks to loosen up and indulge in some wild shenanigans of your own — so that you don't need so many surrogates to do it for you. How about if you devote diis week to rising above the merely vicarious part of your thrill-seeking?

LIBRA (Sept. 23-Oct. 22): The cosmic powers-that-be are giving you more permission than you've had in 13 moons. Permission to do what? Everything! In fact, don't even waste time trying to figure out where you should take advantage of this special dispensation; just assume you have a mandate to expand in every single facet of your life. (P.S. A little voice just whispered in my ear, "A few rungs have fallen off Libra's ladder of success, which means it's a fabulous time for climbing higher faster.")

SCORPIO (Oct. 23-Nov. 21): As I peer into my crystal ball, I see you zipping around on a magic flying carpet. Some sourpuss on the ground barks out at you, "Get the hell down out, of the sky right this minute!" In response you do a double flip and zoom around upside-down. Another person appears, face full of worried concern, and begs you, "Honey, please be careful." You immediately hurl yourself into a steep dive. Right before you hit the ground, you pull up and soar back towards the heavens. Now I see mysdf in the crystal ball. I holler out, "Scorpio, sweetheart, that carpet would look great lying in your new power spot." And you eagerly come down to earth right away.

SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22-Dec. 21): What the hell is "soul work," anyway?

It's like when you courageously identify your least attractive qualities and then wangle and scheme to turn them into assets. It's like when you create a beautiful object or situation without being motivated by the desire to make people adore you. It's like when you go into a crowded, smoky bar to put your meditation techniques to the acid test. It's like when you learn not just to tolerate raging ambiguity, but to love it and thrive on it.

CAPRICORN (Dec. 22-Jan. 19): A chalice is your symbol for the week.

Picture one in your mind's eye. Is it silver? Ceramic? Plastic? How big is it?

Long-stemmed or squat? Qose your eyes and spend a few minutes with this vision before reading on. The chalice you envisioned represents the current state of your willingness to be filled up with new goodies, from love to gifts to offers.

A cheap, shallow cup indicates you're too full of yourself to receive many fresh delights. A deep, well-made one suggests you're about to receive an outpouring of wonders. If you don't like what you imagined the first time, take this opportunity to conjure up a more gracious vessel.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20-Feb. 18): For a chance to win a trip to Bali, a'brand new BMW and a dream' date with a sweet-talking stud or siren, answer this bonus question: How is it that you've come so far and worked so hard only to be content now ,o wait around for the call that may or may no, ever come? For a crack at scoring a trip to Rwanda, a beat-up old one-speed bike and a lucky skunk keychain, simply refuse to answer the bonus question and i n " " J PISCES

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Notice is hereby given that, pursuant to Section 30-37 of the Burlington Code of Ordinances, the following maximum taxicab fares will be authorized for exclu sive rides within the city effective August 1, 1996. (Exclusive rides are ordinary taxi rides by one (1) person from a starting point to a pecific destination.)

(1) Within Zone 1: Up to [Three Dollars and Eighty Cents (3.80)] Four Dollars and Twenty Cents ($4.20).

(2) From Zone 1 to Zone 2N or 2S or Vice Versa: Up to [Five Dollars and Ten Cents ($5.10)] Five Dollars and Sixtv-five Cents ($5.65).

(3) Within Zones 2N and 2S: Up to [Four Dollars and Sixty Cents ($4.60)] Five Dollars and Ten Cents ($5.10).

(3) Within Zones 2N and 2S: Up to [Four Dollars and Sixty Cents ($4.60)1 Five Dollars and Ten Cents ($5.10).

(4) Between Zone 1 and Zone 3: Up to [Six Dollars and no Cents ($6.00)] Six Dollars and Sixrvfivq CW? ($6.65).

(5) Within Zone 3: Up to [Four dollars and Ninety Cents ($4.90)] Five Dollars and Fortyfive Cents ($5.45).

(6) Between Zone 3 and Zone 2: Up to [Four Dollars and Ninety Cents ($4.90)] Five Dollars and Forty-five Cents ($5.45) except up to [Six Dollars and Thirty-five Cents ($6.35)] Seven Dollars and Five cents ($7.05) for a fare transported between Zone 3 and Zone 2S. (7) Within Zone 4: Up to [Five Dollars and Fifty Cents ($5.50)] Six Dollars and Ten Cents ($6.10) except up to [Seven Dollars and Forty Cents (SS7.40)] Eight Dollars and Twenty Cents ($8.20) for a fare transported between Zone 4 and Zone 1 and except up to [Eight Dollars and Sixty-five Cents •65)] Nine dollars and Sixty Cents ($9.60) for a fare transported between Zone 4 and Zone 2S. (8) For each additional passenger on an exclusive ride, not including the first passenger, picked up or delivered in any of the preceding zones, a One Dollar ($1.00) charge per additional passenger may be collected.

Note that, under an amendment to the ordinance adopted by the City Council on August 27, 1990, there is an automatic annual increase or decrease in taxi rates equivalent to one hundred (100) per cent of the annual change in the National Intra-City Public Transportation Rates (an element in the overall Public Transportation Index) compiled by the U.S. Bureau of Labor Statistics for the 12-month period ending May 31 of each year.

For the 12-month period ending May 31, 1996, the relevant change was equal to an increase of 11%; this increase is reflected in the changes to taxi rates in sections (1) through (7) above.

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Call Barbara or Don, 862-1289 days; 658-4857 eves.

office space WATERFRONT OFFICE SPACE FOR RENT in new building with holistic group. 15-40/week. Sec. deposit, sublease. 865-2756. Avail 7/1.

studio space LARGE, SUNNY, SHARED ARTISTS/CRAFTERS STUDIO. Available immediately. I (woman studio artist) am open to sharing with one (or possibly two) other(s) (women preferred). Ideal, lovely, downtown waterfront location: The Wing Building (on bikepath, next to Perkins Pier). Friendly environment, retail possibilities, $215 each for 2 or $145 to share between 3 people. All utils &C fees incl. 8647480.

for rent MASTER BEDROOM IN AMERICAN YOUTH HOSTEL Help manage hostel when owner travels. Must know wood heat and hosteling. Rent negotiable. 8653730.

ROOM FOR RENT, SOUTH BURL: By week or month, furnished; clean, quiet nonsmoker, references req. $80/week, C t r l . loc. on Patchen Rd. 865-4743.

housemates

4WD's. Your area. Toll-free, 1-800898-9778 ext. A-6908 for current listings.

RABBIT GTI, black, turns good, body looks great. Sunroof, standard. $700 OBO. Call Aaron, 8635354.

BUY MY CAR. (I never drive it) 4WD Subaru Wagon, 1988, red.

Looks great, runs well. $925. Jim 373-1824 (Burl.)

yard sales LAWN SALE. Adelphia Cable.

106 Kimball Ave. S.Burlington. All proceeds go to local charities. Fri 7/19/96, 9-3.

help wanted ASSOCIATE, LEGISLATIVE AND INFORMATION SERVICES. The Vermont League of Cities and Towns is seeking a qualified person to provide information and advocacy services for Vermont's municipal government. The position entails conducting research including survey research, preparing reports and appearing before legislative committees. (Position also responsible for library organizations.) Ability to work on all types of computer user applications neccesary. BA in political science or related field required.

Experience in a public interest association and a basic understanding of local government highly desirable. Send resume to c/o Associate Position, VLCT, 12 1/2 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 05602. Resume must be received

by July 19, 19%.

BURLINGTON: New 2-bedroom townhouse next to UVM. Furnished. Free parking, W/D, $275 + 1/2 util. 660-1911.

$1,000'S POSSIBLE READING BOOKS. Part-time. At home. Tollfree 1-800-898-9778 Ext. R-6908 for listings.

UNDERHILL: F to share large country home. Sunny, gardens, must like cats. $375 + phone. 899-

INDIVIDUAL SUPPORT ASSISTANTS: We're individuals with developmental disabilities seeking people to assist us in our daily lives. We're looking for people who live in our communities and are willing to be our companions, assist us in our personal care and support us on our jobs. In an effort to help coordinate this endeavor, Lynette Loges at Howard Community Services will be accepting applications on our behalf. Please contact her at 6581914.

2866.

BURL: M, late 20s, w/dog seeks M/F for 2 BDRM DUPLEX. Great neighborhood, yard, parking, 2 porches, storage, wd. floors. Must be responsible, laid-back, conscious & not boring. Must like good music. Move in Aug 1-Sept. 30. $385 + 1/2. 863-2480.

BURLINGTON, roommate.

Professional woman with puppy.

Quiet, veggie, artistic non-smoker seeks similar. LUXURIOUS CONDO. Backyard=Redrock park, lake. Starting 9/96. $500.

864-0911 after 5 p.m.

BURLINGTON: Marble Ave. household seeks responsible cigaretteless individual, good company, nice house, basic bedroom. $275 + utils. 865-9905.

stuff to buy BREW YOUR OWN BEER! Homemade wine and soft drinks, too. With equipment, recipes, and friendly advice from Vermont Homebrew Supply. Now at our new location next to the Beverage Warehouse, E. Allen Street, Winooski. 655-2070.

G O V T FORECLOSED HOMES FOR pennies on $1. Delinquent tax, repo's, REO s. Your area. Tollfree, 1-800-898-9778, ext. H-6908 for current listings.

automotive SEIZED CARS FROM $175.

Porsches, Cadillacs, Chevys, BMW's, Corvettes. Also Jeeps,

ASSOCIATE, LEGAL AND MEMBERSHIP SERVICES. Municipal services association seeks staff person to provide legal information to local government officials via telephone, correspondence, workshops and publication. Position reports primarily to Director, Municipal Law Center. Ability to communicate effectively, both orally and in writing essential. BA in government, public administration or related field required. Paralegal and computer training highly desirable.

Excellent benefits and working conditions. Send resume to c/o Membership Associate Position, Vermont League of Cities and Towns, 12 1/2 Main Street, Montpelier, VT 05602. Resume must be received by July 26, 1996.

INTERESTED? Solve a big problem, get a big paycheck. I am looking for environmentally-conscious, excited individuals to help.

Professional training provided with unlimited $ potential. Call Marc at 862-0628 or toll-free at 888-8020628.

RESPONSIBLE BUSINESS? Assist with workshops, newsletters, educational business services. Need excellent communication, good organizational skills. One-yr.

AmeriCorps*VISTA (Volunteers in Service to America) assignment.

Monthly living allowance, med. ins., education award, stipend & valuable experience. Vermont Business for Social Responsibility, 862-8347.

TRAVELING CARNIVAL HELP. Willing to travel a must to set up & run rides. Call 1-800-628-5642. ********************************* $300-$900 WEEKLY! Full/part time processing U.S. government FHA Mortgage Refunds from home. No experience. (504) 429-9233. Ext. 4580 D28, 24 hours. * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * *

business opp DEVELOP INCOME OF $40,000 TO $60,000 IN NEXT 4 MONTHS. NOT MLM. 90% COMMISSION. THIS IS REAL, YOU CAN DO THIS! 1-800-7750712, EXT 1935.

THE KENNEL REHEARSAL SPACE. AVAILABLE NOW. 3017 Williston Rd., So. Burlington.

Living room-like atmosphere.

Renting blocks of time per month.

Reserve your space now! Call Lee at 660-2880.

FOR SALE: PV 100W T N T BASS AMP and Hagstrom 4-string bass with PJ-EMG pickups. Ideal student rig! With cord. $400. 4533920.

BURLINGTON DOES BURLINGTON double CD available at Pure Pop, Vibes, Silvermine North and Peace and Justice Center in Burlington, Tones in Johnson, Buch Spieler in Montpelier, Alley Beat, Sound Source & Vermont Book Shop in Middlebury, Gagnon Music in Hardwick, www.bigheavyworld.com or send $22 ppd to PO Box 5373 Burlington, Vermont 05402.

FLUTE PLAYER - Jazz, Latin, bossa, looking to work weddings, clubs, studio gigs w/working group(s). Acoustic feeling. Let's do it! Call John Christiano, 496-3456.

NAKAMICHI CASSETTE DECKS, model CR1A. Used & in excellent shape, $199, were $380 new. 30-day warranty! Limited supply. MC/VISA accepted. Call White Crow at 658-1270.

MUSICIANS - PROMOTIONAL PHOTOS -New Studio. 'Special* photo shoot and 10 B&W 8X10 photos w/band name: $100, many options available. Peter Wolf Photo-Graphics, 802-8992350/pawolf@aol.com DRUM LESSONS: learn from 30 yrs. experience: X-Rays, Hoo Doo Revue, N-Zones, etc...Call Bruce McKenzie at 658-5924.

MUSICIANS! Gotta special gig?

LOCATION RECORDING. CDquality digital stereo, acoustic performance our specialty. Reasonable rates. Call Bryan at Musical Audio, 496-4187.

DRUM LESSONS: Musicians Institute honors graduate. 4 years teaching experience. Drummer for 5 Seconds Expired, (formerly SLUSH) Custom lesson plans.

GARY WILLIAMS: 802-4726819; 5seconds@together.net

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so workday, some afternoon flexibility. (2066)

SALISBURY-BURtlNGT O N . 7-3:30 shift at MCHV Share t ommwe from somewhere South! (2078)

BURLINGTON to MONTREAL I often spend weekends in Montreal, will drive you there Friday evg, and return Sunday evg or early Monday a.m. for help with gas cost. (2051)

WATERBURY CENTER to FORT ETHAN ALLEN. I need to save money on gas and would love to carpool swi l l times a week. Will meet on Rte, 100. Lets do it!

(2076)

MONTPELIER BURLINGTON Our longstanding carpool is breaking up and we need a few folks to carpool for an 8 - 4:30 workday. Downtown, Pine Street, rhe Hill can all work. (1306)

JERICHO to WATERBURY, My vanpool disbanded and I'd like to form a carpool from Jericho or the Richmond P/R. I work approx. 7:30-4, but I'm flexible, (1062)

STARKSBORO-JERICHO. I will drive someone to Jericho or the Richmond P/R, parttime, usuallly MWF. (2083)

SHELBURNE to SO. BURLINGTON. I will pay for rides for a few months from Shelburne Rd. to Patchen Rd. almost in Winooski. Usually have to get to work by 8:30 a.m., rides home less critical. (2016) WATERBURY CENTERFAHC, Burlington. I'd love a vanpool, but there just aren't enough people who can make rhe commitment. Do you want to carpool for 8-4:30 workday instead? (1937) BURLINGTON T O IBM. Several N2 Team employee* need rides to or from work at IBM. All are willing to pay for rides. If you drive to the plant every day for the N1 or N2 shift and can offer rides, please call. (2063) MONKTON to downtown BURLINGTON. I need a new carpool for my commute.

Flexible 8:15-4:30 workday I go Rte. 115 thru Hinesburg.

Prefer to share, but will consider giving rides only. (1120) BURLINGTON T O ST. ALBANS New to the area commuter willing to drive or share commute for 8-4:30 or

graphic art INDUSTRIAL TYPEWORKS: Designs for print and the World Wide Web. 373-1824 (Burlington)

shipping services WE PACK AND SHIP ANYTHING, ANYWHERE! Call Pack & Ship Inc. 802-655-1126.

child care offered COLCHESTER BUSY BODIES DAYCARE soon licensed w/preschool. Openings for 1-12 yrs. old, meals & snacks included. CPR & first aid cert. 863-5940.

WANTED TO ARTISTICALLY PHOTOGRAPH: family member in last resting place. Genuine & respectful interest in recording your loved ones after the departure of life. 863-8313.

BURLINGTON: Woman studio artist seeks other women interested in getting together to paint. Would also consider forming small weekly

WAITSFIELD to So. Burl. I need rides to Willisron Rd. at least 2 days a week and will pay. I can take the bus from where you drop me off/pickup. 1 work 8:30-5, but will come early, stay late. (1663) BURLINGTON - MONTREAL. I can drive you to/from Montreal Wd. or Friday for gas money. Ususally leave mid-afternoon, return late evg. the same day. (2113) FAIRFAX - IBM. I need rides for a few weeks, and can then share or drive for approx.

6:30/7 to 4 p.m. commute to IBM. Will pay well for rides!

(2115) VANPOOL STARTING AUGUST 1. We leave from BURLINGTON and the R I C H M O N D P/R for approx. 7:30 to 4:30 workdav in MONTPELIER. Cheap at only $85 a month, and you don't put the miles on vour car. (1811) WATERBURY to COLCHESTER. I need rides for the summer from Exit 10 to Exit 16 or MaJiett's Bay. Will pay.

Could drive occasionally.

(2104)

art/painting group. Large-ish waterfront studio available.

Purpose: ideas, feedback, support, fun. 864-7480.

carpentry/paint REPAIRS, RENOVATIONS, PAINTING, consultations, decks, windows, doors, siding, residential, commercial, insured, references.

Chris Hanna, 865-9813.

personal training GET SERIOUS! Lose weight, shape your body, be healthier.

Whatever your goals, you can meet them at home. I'll show you how: Julie Trottier, certified personal fitness trainer. 878-2632. $35 per 90minute session.

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W O M E N SEEKING M E N X4U + IZBA>X4AX*«« Well-educated musician, 29, 5*8", beautiful. ISO SWM, <36, professional or academic, 5'9" +, athletic, handsome. 4 long conversations, athletic adventures, rainy day sleepin'.

64894.

HOT-LIPPED S M O O T H OPERATOR seeks sparkling, spunky and demure counterpart for genuine communication and excellent fun. Artists and other creative persons preferred. DEPTH ESSENTIAL! 64891 FUN-LOVING TALL MALE lets discover Vermont's summer glory driving with picnic lunch, bicycling, hiking, water games on Lake Champlain. N/S, 48-60, Chittenden County. Are you my adventurous friend? Do you like the outdoors? Do you ski? Come & play with positive & active female. Let's have fun this summer. 64890.

SOFT HEART/STRONG WILL in classy, easy, sensuous nature. Attractive, intelligent, adventurous SWF wants to learn to golf/snorkel. Be 35-45, educated, athletic, youthful, willing to teach.

64882 WANNA KNIT YOU A SWEATER, write you a love letter. SWF mid-30's, seeks SWM, N/S, 32-42 for friendship, possibly more. Must like hiking, mtn. biking, music, reading & be lighthearted.

If you have past baggage, can you carry your heart like a newborn child? 64880.

SJW - 47. Writer, artist, grown kids.

Looking for friend & lover to enjoy the summer in the Kingdom. 64878.

I HAVE BEEN IN BURLINGTON FOR LITTLE MORE T H A N A YEAR. Lost without a companion. Anyone out there who would like to find me? 64870 MATURE 19YO F LOOKING FOR SOMEONE T O HIKE, rollerblade, rock climb, mtn. bike and enjoy the outdoors with. 64867.

SWF, 37, NEEDS T O BE F O U N D by wealthy gentleman. 64869 YOU: SWPM, 27-34. Like the outdoors, have a sense of humor, like music, books, good food/conversation. I am a SWPF, 30, long dark hair, blue eyes, nice smile. Still new to area, looking to share summer fun in Vermont. 64823 SPECIAL REQUEST! SWF, 33, tall, attractive, quiet, with good morals seeking sincere, tall man, 30-46 of MiddleEastern origin only for relationship.

64851.

LOOKING FOR A MAN W H O ENJOYS HAVING FUN, sports and quiet time. 64846.

SWF SEEKING S T R O N G - M I N D E D INDIVIDUAL that likes reading, long walks who is open to new situations and places and likes to dream. 64849 ARE THERE ANY NICE SINGLE MEN IN THEIR 30'S LEFT? SWJPF, N/S, 34, attractive, petite, slim, fit.

Likes: Walking, reading, dining, Letterman humor. Seeks SWM, N/S, 30s, attractive, educated professional who is easygoing with a sense of humor.

64852.

SIZZLING H O T Central Vt. WF looking for BIG ROCK to DOUBLE MY PLEASURE/DOUBLE MY FUN. MUST BE Clean/Healthy/Discreet/Very Open-Minded. Call, leave NAME/ STATS/NUMBER. 64853 SWF, 26, ISO A FUN-LOVING, EXCITING, FIT PM, 26-40. Not asking for a major commitment, just one for laughter and fun this summer. 64857 RSVP PDQ!!! 23YOSWNSNDPF ISO SPNSNDPM, A.K.A you! RSVP ASAP 4 FUN w/ A.B.C.'s + 1 , 2 , 3's of L.I.F.E! DOA or DUI need not apply. (SALLY SEARCHING FOR HARRY.) (64861) INVITE T O A KISS! 23YOSWPF, naive, shy, funny, blue-eyed curvy blonde , ISO gentleman to show me the romantic side of Vermont. 21-31 YO. 5'11" + !

Call me! 64860. . * SWF, 31, ATTRACTIVE, MATURE A N D A VIRGO. Seeking a gorgeous

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male, 25-33, to share good times in the sun. Must be considerate, intelligent, and fun. 64859 WANT MAN need love have cash. 64695 OUTGOING, FUN-LOVING SWPF, 32 seeks part-American jock, part-European traveler, part-crunchy philosopher, wellrounded, intelligent, sense of humor a plus.

I offer same. Call! 64699 W I L D ATHLETIC WOMAN LOOKING FOR FUN IN THE SUN. Educated and experienced. Love to be wined and dined.

64701 JOCK LOOKING TO FEEL THE BIG ROCK. Great friend and lover and loves to do things over and over. 64727 WON'T JUMP OUT OF AN AIRPLANE, do drugs or stop evolving.

Otherwise, I'm game. Responsible, attractive, NSDWPF, playful at heart, seeks friend to grow with. 64735 ARE YOU? Creative, fun, outdoorsy, into racing, music, walking, good moral values, romance, cuddling, health, honesty, and communication. Me too! SWCF ISO SWPN/SM between 35-45- 64729 LOOKING FOR FRIENDS: ISO single P.I., police officer, firefighter, or rescue personnel. To meet as friends, first, possible relationship. 64757 SWF, 23, enjoys outdoor activities, including hiking, biking & skiing.

Looking for out-going, open-minded M who enjoys twisted humor, dancing and good times. Sound like you? What are you waiting for? 64775 ROOTED LIKE AN OAK TREE, loving winds, rain, sun. Core has 47 rings.

Educated, fit mom seeks outdoorsy positive adventurous male for fun, laughter, sailing. 64773 LIFE IS G O O D . Let's enjoy it together.

Sincere, spirited DWF, mid-40's, 5'8", diversified interests, needs tall D/SWM 43-52 with sense of humor, tender heart, and love of the outdoors to share adventure, laughter and companionship.

64789 N O R D I C VERMONT NATIVE: Searching for a friend. Likes sun, movies, romance, and fun. Ages 23-31. Must have a love for laughter and life. 64790 SPF, 30'S, LOOKING T O SHARE LAUGHTER FILMS, CARTWHEELS, AND O U T D O O R ACTIVITIES. Great friend, witty, novice pool player, hiker/blader. ISO gifted kisser with wisdom and passion to develop trust and intimacy. Loves her dog but wants a man who can contribute to intelligent conversation. 64782 WINTER IS FINALLY OVER! Can't wait to spend more time outside. DWPF, NS, 40 s, loves gardens, colors/textures, arts, sports, great conversation, music, friends/fun, travel. Seeking NSPM who loves to laugh, is fit, honest, playful, creative &c adventurous. 64783 INTELLIGENT, SELF-CONFIDENT SWF w/diverse interests ISO thoughtful S/DWM, ND, 25-37 who enjoys slow dancing, cooking, giving backrubs and above all laughing! Hopeless romantics encouraged to apply!!! 64792 UNCONVENTIONAL SWNSF/50 seeking friend and life mate (45-55), intelligent, sensual, sincere, creative, sharing, who loves outdoors, the arts, pure fun, good talk. 64795 MAY I HAVE YOUR ATTENTION? SPF, 30 s, intelligent, attractive, humorous, compassionate, physically/emotionally fit and fun. Seeking a friend, lover and companion rolled into one. 64794 SCRATCH MY BACK, I'LL PURR LIKE A KITTEN. SWF, 43, seeking tall W M for long walks, good conversation, candlelight dinners, quiet times. 64800 SWF SEARCHING FOR JETSET RENAISSANCE MAN...Charlie Brown with worldly demeanor strongly desired!

Let's make it a family affair! Call me to

negotiate! 64802 SWPF, 27, 5 7 " , beautiful black-haired vixen seeking a villain to have fun with.

Must have a GREAT sense of humor, be adventurous, spontaneous, and adore animals. Not into LTRs with emotional burdens, just friendship with a little bit of spice. Give me a whirl. 64804.

SEEKING COMPANIONSHIP. My interests include travel, photography, polo game, museums. Full-figured SWF age 39 seeking M age 40+. 64810 SINGLE, STABLE A N D ABLE!!

Looking for Mr. Gable. No bars, flys, or one-night stands. Bring out the music let's start the band. SWF, blond, hazel.

Seeking SWM, 50s, 60s. 64817

M E N SEEKING W O M E N BE MY WAIF? Loving, compassonate, poor, CSWM, N/S, 5'10", 180 lbs ISO

TO > PERSON skinny, flat-chested, intelligent, SF, N/S, under 36 for friendship and more. Race unimportant. 64895.

ARIES SEEKING ASIAN SF 21 to 35, Physically fit body and mind. Enjoy cooking and know how to please a man!

Rock and blues music, dancing, movies, camping, traveling, Sincere relationship!

No drugs, social drinking, smoking Ok. Picture+letter a plus. 64897N O SALES PITCH! Just honesty.

SWM, 33, electric, loves music, dining out, long drives to special destinations.

Seeking 24 to 40 yr. woman to emotionally and physically spoil. Call. 64898.

Personal of t h e Week men seeking women

BE HY WAIF? LOVING, COn PASSIONATE, POOR, CSWH, NS, 5'I0", 150 LBS. ISO SKINNY FLAT-CHESTED, INTELLIGENT SF, N/S, UNDER 36, FOR FRIENDSHIP AND HORE. RACE UNIMPORTANT. 64595.

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LIKE N O OTHER. Sensitive, intelligent SWM, 34, who will treat you right and want to share good and bad times seeking woman who wants the same, good listener. Massage exchanging and snuggling a must. Romance, computers, rollerblades, walks in woods, quiet times, commitment O.K. 64900 SWM, 38, FIT, N/S Looking for a warm, funny, honest, sincere lady, who enjoys sports,golf, laughter, country rides, movies, dining out, playing cards and good wine. Let's talk. 64899.

ARE YOU A VERY ATTRACTIVE BF with lots of personality and who loves to go out? I'm a sooo fine SWM, 29, who is sucessful and a little too fast-paced for this town. If you're self-confident, call me. 64893.

INTELLECTUAL BEACH BOY, blond/blue, smooth, 36, 5'11", 175#, jogger, cycler, outdoorsman, artisan/educator, ISO tall, slender, honest, energetic, reserved, athletic, blond, 27-33. 64883 GOOD-NATURED ADVENTURER SWM, 40, attractive, 6', 175 lbs., downto-earth, open-minded, polite, well-traveled, romantic + spontaneous. Hiking, water, nature, music + more. ISO similar, SWF, 30-40, N/S, slimish, fit, intelligent, equal partner, co-adventurer, culture + quiet time. Friend + companion this summer. Seeking + possible LTR. 64884 VERY HANDSOME, HONEY OF A HUNK - warm, exciting, very comical & lovable desires fun, fit, shapely, attractive brunette for wild adventures, terrific love and Romance. Age 25-38. 64885 ARIES SEEKING ARIES, seeks SF 21 to 35. Physically fit body and mind.

Cooking a plus, and know how to please a man! Rock and Blues, music, movies, camping, traveling, honesty, sincerity, no drugs, social drinking, smoking okay.

Picture + letter a plus. 64887 YOUNG BUCK! SEEKS SWF, 21-30 w/the urge for spontaneous adventure!

Biking, water sports and a little life on the edge; you're my kind of woman. Let's meet. Looking for laid back SWF to talk and spend time with. 64886 WATERBURY, SWPM, 42, N/S, fit, thin traveler, hiker, backpacker, moviegoer, newspaper-reader. ISO independent, fit, thin partner, nearby and spontaneous, who won't sit and wait for the phone to ring. Give me a call. 64888 DCWM, ND/NS -35- big teddy bear.

Loves outdoors, cuddling, walks, movies,

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poetry, hugs & more. ISO N/D, N/S woman, 29-40. Possible LTR. Call me.

64889 BE DINED, WINED, N O T LINED by great find with mind, good looks, likes books. Magnum guy, no lie. Are you active and attractive? Say yes! 64881 D O YOU LIKE: Meaningful conversation, back rubs, slow passionate kisses, affection, cooking, fishing, dancing, honesty. SWPM, 27, 5'9", 148 lbs, father ISO slender affectionate SWPF, 26-34.

Long hair 64879.

• 25YO CULINARY STUDENT looking for some Vermont fun. Love to read, goof off, walk, hear tunes, talk about life.

It could be fun. 64877.

SHY BUT BOLD. Quiet, N/S, Native American, 29, casual humor, likes hiking, walking, tallking, music & movies. Seeks mentally/physically fit attractive F with different interests. Friendship possible, relationship perhaps. 64766.

SAILING COMPANION - Am looking for someone interested in sailing with me this summer on the Maine Coast. Each sailing trip will last about one week. I can probably accommodate your vacation schedule. Sailing experience not necessary as I will teach you how to sail.

64874 I KNOW YOU ARE O U T THERE SOMEWHERE. Life is too busy to hang out in bars, so I'm trying the personals.

DJPM, 39, 6', slim, no kids. Avid bicyclist, into working out, music & night life. Seeks slim fit F with similar interests. 64872 SWM, 19, GOOD-LOOKING S T U - " DENT. Seeks someone who is (18-22) beautiful, athletic, and likes to have a good time. 64871.

SWM, 6OYO LOOKING FOR COM-" PANION. Must have interest in fishing, ice fishing, bowling, boating, hunting and home movies and car. 64868.

Q: LOOKING FOR A WILD TIME? Partyin' 'til dawn? A. Yeah, rock on, you Bad Boy! B. No way, baby - long hikes and quiet evenings are more my style. If you chose answer "B," call me. SWM, 31 seeks SF ages 25-32. 64875.

GET A LIFE. It's what I'm seeking.

Responsible, fun-loving lover-for heart only. Woodstoker. 64845 GENTLE MAN IN LAMOILE COUNTY with two horses seeks Lady with empty stable. DWM, NS, <40, modern man/old-fashioned values; How about you? 64815 ___ LET'S GET TOGETHER! SWPM, 32, 160 lbs, half Spanish and French, likes dancing, traveling, beaches, picnics, camping, quiet romantic evenings, conversation, walks in the rain. Kids are great also. ISO SF with similar interests and interest of her own; call me. 64855.

SWPM, 34 H I G H PROTEIN, LOW FAT, a little salty and slightly sweet but spicy vegetarian entree seeks lightly seasoned side dish for balanced eating...you pick the wine. 64863.

SWPM, 34 EXPERIENCED...TRAVELLED...OUTDOOR FIT... INTELLECTUAL holistically motivated male with all options seeks female energy to balance my doshas. Let's talk. 6 T \ 175 lbs. 64862 SWM, 32, FIT, ATTRACTIVE, ROMANTIC. Enjoys weightlifting, biking, running, dancing, camping, country & rock music. Looking for attractive lady, 2535 with similar interest. 64768 DWPM, 42, FIT ISO PLAYMATE FOR SUMMER FUN. Hiking, good conversation, the outdoors. Also enjoy golf, camping and have a good sense of humor. 64745 N E W IN T O W N . SWPM, 25, warm, smart, funny, good-looking, sensitive, honest, fit, N/S. Left NYC with dog for greener pastures. Would like to meet special SWF with similar qualities who enjoys outdoor activities, cooking (vegetarian), and exploring Vermont. Skeptical of personals? Me, too. Please call. 64765 N E W T O BURLINGTON - Attractive, fit DPM, young 40s, 6'2", enjoys dining, theater, dancing, beach, tennis, singing. Seeks S/DF with similar interests. Smoke OK. 64787 SWM LOOKING FOR SWF age 25 to 35 to have fun, dancing, dinner, romance. Just moved from California.

64806.

NICE, OPEN, ECLECTIC SM, 30s, great country house near Burlington,

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I LIKE Q U I E T N I G H T S W I T H FRIENDS. SPM, 31, loves the outdoors and many sports like rollerblading and biking. I'm ISO a SWF, N D , 25-30 who has similar interest in sports. 64843.

SPM 26 ISO SPF FOR FRIENDSHIP, fun times, trips, caring, sharing, possibly more. Would like someone who would like to take trips on weekends to secluded locations &c citys. 64844.

sional, attractive, trim. Heart-to-heart priority. Intellectual, philosophical, artful,, scienceful, soulful, mutual, comfortable, connection only issue. Seek similar lifemate. 64830 30 YO SKI B U M / L A N D S C A P E R .

Happy-go-lucky, work hard/play hard type seeks athletic, attractive, intelligent, happly NS F to have fun with! 64834 S W M , 34, I N T O VOLLEYBALL, STARRY N I G H T S , PLAYING CHESS. Seeking a PF, 21+ who likes children, going to the park & swinging. 64833.

D W M LOOKING FOR O U T D O O R S Y G O O D LISTENER for adventure and relaxation. 64832.

37 S W M F R O G SEEKS S M O O C H VIA S W F for princely transformation.

Love to meet on a lily pad for something better than bugs. 64831 SEX SEX SEX 30ish S W D M . Is this what these ads are about? Looking for someone different. Friendship & conversation. Above not ruled out in time.

64837.

S W D M , 42, L O O K I N G F O R S / D W F W H O ENJOYS T H E O U T D O O R S , life, and being held. What was the last movie that made a tear come to your eyes? 64840 I'M 5'7", 150 LBS, G O O D - L O O K I N G . I like to have fun. Movies, long drives, bike riding, lookouts and like kids, u: petite and same likes. 64841.

Y O U N G A T T R A C T I V E M SEEKS O U T G O I N G A T H L E T I C F. N / S preferred. Likes all outdoor sports and likes quiet evenings at home. Looking for nice-looking, fit F. 64842.

seeks lovable SF 20s-30s for summer pleasures, maybe more. Nature, sports, arts, spirit, intimacy... 64807 V E N U S & MARS, Moon & the Stars...Some things just go together.

Metaphysically inclined S W M , 37, vegetatrian...active, good-looking, a gentleheart, seeks romantic and health-conscious cat-lover for LTR. Let's explore the sensual and mystical together. It'll be great fun! I've been waiting...64808 STILL L O O K I N G ! for that special woman, 40-55, who likes to express herself honestly, enjoys movies, walks, rides in the country, quiet evenings, N S W D .

Friendship 1st. 64817 I'M HERE, ANY TAKERS?: this loyal biker, hiker, poet, writer (dog) ISO a kind, loving mistress for outings, fun, etc. 64809.

TALL, A C T I V E S W P M , 35, seeks 28 to 30-something /SWF, no kids (yet) who enjoys outdoor activities as well as romantic candlelight dinners for two.

64824.

LET'S W R E S T L E with profound ideas, accomplish reversals on mediocrity, pin down beautiful music, be on top of the Green Mountain. You: mentally & physically fit; ageless? 64827 MAYBE T H E ONLY WAY I'll meet you is through a personal ad. I've seen you around but we haven't had the opportunity to meet yet.. 64828 Y O U N G P U P SEEKS K I T T E N for playful romps, chasing tail. Willing to share water bowl and more. No hair balls, please. 64829 SYMMETRY Congruency creates positive chemistry. Highly educated, profes-

WOMEN SEEKING WOMEN E C C E N T R I C EXPLORER. College student likes movies at home, fun outdoors, writing and wild imaginations. Looking for patient, non-judgmental person with sense of humor. Prefers 19-25. 64896.

BITWF SEEKS BIWF T O BE FRIENDS A N D SHARE W I T H . Must enjoy life or want to learn how. 64901.

BEAUTIFUL F, 19, seeks feminine M/transvestite for friendship, hopeful relationship. 64769 I'M LOOKING FOR SOMEONE A LITTLE CRAZY AND FUN. Great times on their way with me personally is a must and so is sexual awareness. 64528 GBF - NS - N D - makes no demands that others don't - 62 yrs. young - love sports, love to travel by car or train - want a partner to share my time & space. 64706 ATTRACTIVE FEMME, GWDF, 19, seeks GF who likes to go with wind and have fun, insanity a plus. Equal opportunity lover. 64767 BI A N D SLY; don't want no guy, 25 times around the sun; the best is yet to come. Call me crazy or just call me!

64821

iffif;, • .-sscaaB" v. • VERY CURIOUS W M , 6'3", 225/65, brown hair & eyes and have been straight all my life. Looking for W M to fulfill myiv fantasy. 64753 • - .> ' ' •' "y A T T R A C T I V E , M A S C U L I N E , goodhumored, professional male, 55, 5'11", 170 lbs., central Vermont. Enjoys nature, gardening, music, good food. Seeking intelligent, fun-loving sensitive male.

64759 ' G W M , 19, brown hair, blue eyes, 5'7", 140 #, looking for another 19-40, for fun times. 64763 G W M . R E T I R E D . Looking for a sincere live-in companion. 64785 G M PISCES, 38, 5'10", 180, looking for a compatible spirit. In search of a partner in workouts and walks, culture and cause, long talks and quiet moments, friendship and touch. 64801.

T R A N S V E S T I T E Beautiful, stunning, sexy, aggressive, slender Goddess seeks a gentle gentleman. Creme de la creme and diamonds. A fantasy from heaven.

Friendly, caring, and wonderful. 64812 M A S C U L I N E 6'2", 225 lbs, 37, Itallian W M seeking another 25-45 for discreet fun. Crossdresser a plus. 64839 B I W M , SHY, BONNY, C U R I O U S , 5'11", 145 #s, brown/blue, young at 36 years, active & healthy. Seeking younge, thin, cute guy who likes the outdoors, new music, movies, travel, adventure.

Sense of humor & gentle nature a plus.

Realism required. N o fooling. 64854.

VERY BAD BOY, 46 seeks badder dad.

Call me please, sir! 64856.

S H O R N BROWN-EYED W O M A N SEEKING W I S E & M A G I C O U T D O O R S W O M A N age 25-35 to frolic & maybe cavort with this summer. N o excessive vices, please. 64820.

HOT-LIPPED S M O O T H OPERATOR seeks sparkling and demure counterpart for genuine communication and excellent fun. Artists and other creative persons preferred. Depth essential. 64838 32, TALL, F E M M E N E O P H Y T E ISO G U I D E A N D F R I E N D ! Passions: Shakespeare, Milne, Gershwin, Rachmaninoff. Well-read, energetic, lonely and curious. Can we talk? 64850

MEN SEEKING MEN BI MALE C D SEEKS SAME for friendship maybe more. 26, brown hair and eyes, likes anything spontaneous!

64892 G W M , 35, 5'10", 140 #, G R E E N , B R O W N , H I V - 3/96, passive, horses , gardening, acoustic music, alternative energy, homesteading, nudity. Seeks fidelity - conscious, trim woodsman.

Woodchucks welcome. 64866 G W M , 43, PROFESSIONAL, 5'9", 160. Does anyone believe in monogamy anymore? Looking for soulmate to share life (25-45). Interests vary: movies, outdoors, travel. All answered. 64876.

G W M , 38, ENJOYS J U S T A B O U T A N Y T H I N G . Looking for a sincere, honest man to share my life with, 19-45.

64534 PROFESSIONAL GWM, 27, TALL, SLIM N/S, attractive and adventurous seeking straight-acting, discreet guy under 30 for friendship and more. 64667

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Box 026 SWPF, 25, B L O N D / B L U E EYES, 5'5" ISO S W P M 25-35: I like flaming sunsets, animals, camping, fishing, playing pool (although not well), partying, spontaneity and having fun. I believe in hon-

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Box 042.

SINCERE, SPIRITED NS/NA 30YO SWM; homeowner, advocate, writer, photographer w/no kids (yet) and no STD's seeks passionate, caring woman for friendship, companionship, and possibly an LTR. 64145.

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CURMUDGEONLY OLD COOT. Creative, intelligent, insolvent w/interests that include early music, photography, flying, Zen, cooking, bicycling, crafts, seeks communicative N/S F w/ warm smile for love, marriage, children. Box 017 SWM SEEKING A CHRISTIAN WOMAN in her mid-late 20s. I enjoy downhill/cross-country skiing, tennis, hiking, long walks & quiet evenings. Please reply to Box 020.

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Box 037.

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Box 036

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Box 030.

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