Seven Days, June 14, 2000

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T h e m onster who’s eating our landscape!"

Be afraid. Be very, very afraid.

Something hungry is oozing over Chittenden County, sucking up cornfields, leveling forests, leaving destruction in its wake.

Its origin? A well-meaning desire for the good life. And a faster road to get us there.

But no one realized that when you build big stores and subdivisions at the end of a two lane road, traffic congestion comes along for the ride.

And when you build a new road because you think it will relieve the traffic, you get even more cars than ever — plus more big stores, more subdivisions, more frustration, more road rage.

A monster headache, at the very least.

It drives among us. (Aaaarghli) The monster has taken over our brains. So now we're planning to build it a nice cement pathway, for only about $168 million in federal and state money. Such a deal.

This expensive new road is called the Chittenden County Circumferential High­ way. The Circ for short.

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The Circ will chew through miles of wetlands, rare sandplain, farmland and open space, paving the way for sprawl, burdening services in rural towns like Jericho, Westford and Underhill, shifting retail business from town centers.

It will make a few people wealthy...and all of us poorer, in ways we can't measure with money.

And (cue the maniacal laugh, please) it won't even solve the pesky traffic conges­ tion problem.

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N O RISK OF SPLITTIN G VOTE In response to Michael Schaal’s letter [Weekly Mail, May 31], I would like to say that while I agree with almost everything he writes, and that we should applaud and re-elect every incumbent who voted in Favor of the civil-unions bill, there is one point on which he, and most likely many other Vermonters, is misinformed about.

Contrary to what might be prevalent belief, in voting for a third-party candidate for governor there is little risk of throwing ones vote away, nor will doing this mean that an extreme conservative will automatically become gover­ nor. In Vermont, to become gover­ nor a candidate must receive over 50 percent of the vote. If there are three candidates, it is unlikely that any candidate will receive more than 50 percent of the vote; thus, after the election, if there is no clear winner, the vote will go to the Legislature in a secret ballot. In this scenario, the Legislature will have had to shift strongly to the right before Ruth Dwyer would be elected.

I encourage people to vote their hopes in November. We are lucky to have the opportunity to vote for Anthony Pollina.

— Ellen Rubenstein • Burlington ARTIST IN PERSPECTIVE The reviewer of the current exhibition of 13 Middlebury alum­ ni artists seems unfamiliar with the achievements of Robert Gober [“Panther Palettes,” June 7], but many o f your readers might recog­ nize this artist’s name if it were spelled correctly. To put the com­ ments o f the reviewer in perspec­

tive, your readers should know that Gober is the sole artist chosen to represent the United States in next year’s Venice Biennale. Those inter­ ested in knowing why Gober might have been selected for such a dis­ tinction might welcome the oppor­ tunity to see his work first hand — as well as that of a dozen other highly accomplished contemporary artists — at the exhibition now on view at the Middlebury College Museum of Art. The illustrated cat­ alogue accompanying the exhibi­ tion should also be of interest.

— Emmie Donadio Associate Director, Middlebury College Museum of Art ALTERNATE HAZING VIEW As a somewhat “artsy” sort of guy, one who never quite fit in on team sports, I wanted to offer a different opinion on the UVM hockey hazing incident, which was revisited a few weeks ago in a letter to Seven Days [Weekly Mail, May 24], O n my high school hockey team, and in college rugby, I remember the emotions of fear and humiliation the woman in the let­ ter spoke of. I also remember a similar fear and humiliation I experienced living with a Masai tribe in Kenya, getting to know the Masai warrior youth. This spirited and sometimes mischievous group of Masai weren’t much different than my rugby team and, looking back, I cherish both experiences as opportunities to grow and have a hell of a lot of fun.

I don’t know the true specifics of the UVM hazing incident, none of the public does. I know that I support LaTulippe’s immense brav­ ery, as well as the bravery of all of the players and the coaches. A

team is a complex thing.

It angers me to hear women refer to male hazing with such consternation. The previous letter used terms like “juvenile macho” and “braggadocio.” In many cul­ tures around the globe, boys grow into men in ways women cannot fully understand, and I believe judgment and attempts at controling this process should be resisted.

I feel strongly about this. I think restrictions on men’s adventurous spirit is subtle and pervasive in our society, and often what is deemed macho or insensitive is sometimes a reflection of the judgers’ lack ol introspection regarding their own emotional needs.

Is any form of hazing okay?

Absolutely not, but if our students are subject to too many restrictions, I think we may be disappointed in the adults we help create.

— Jon Roberts Burlington D O N ’T GIVE MAYOR POWER TO MISUSE Progressives puzzle me. For one thing, who knows what the word really means, politically? One guesses that a Progressive stands apart from the old, same-andsame-again, Democrat-Republican axis, but what else? During the Sanders administration, at least, Progressives seemed to be socially innovative, even radical: Power to the People, stand up for the little guy, neighborhood assemblies, that kind of thing.

So when Mayor Clavelle wants to eliminate city commissions, a unique part of our local democra­ cy, he seems to be substituting managerial instinct for political philosophy. One sympathizes with his frustration. We shouldn’t blame

him for what he can’t control — and he should tell us often just what that is. But, after all, the nature of a healthy polity is dis­ content; healthy citizens gripe. We shouldn’t give the mayor power that we would then have to criti­ cize him for misusing.

Good government isn’t neces­ sarily efficient; the Nazis were effi­ cient. Democracy works best with tension between the interested par­ ties. Government is good, but it can’t be trusted; if nobody’s com­ plaining, something’s wrong.

Discontent is the ideal state, not a deplorable one. Government should keep balancing what some people want against what others don’t. Uneasy sits the occupant of a mayor’s chair, and that’s as it should be. I wouldn’t want the job myself.

— Fred G. Hill Burlington CORRECTION: In our story, “O n a Role” [May 31], we incorrectly stated the White River Valley Players were based in Waitsfield. They are, in fact, based in Rochester, Vermont.

Sorry lor the geographical goof The photograph of Nova Kim that appeared in our story about the Sheffield quarry [“Between a Rock and a Hard Place,” June 7] was miscredited. It was taken by Stelan Hard.

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Mazza was a little surprised by how lew of them obeyed the orders from the pulpit. After all, he told Seven Days, there are gays and lesbians among the There has been serious talk in political circles indi­ Holy Cross congregation. And over the winter, he was cating that state Sen. Dick Mazza, a Democrat repre­ reminded by many a customer/constituent that many, senting Grand Isle County and Colchester, was going many Vermonters have a gay family member, a son or to throw in the towel and call it quits after 16 winters daughter or cousin.

They know first-hand a human under the golden dome. face that debunked the sinful, burn-in-hell picture the The scuttlebutt going ’round was that the friendly Men in Black were marketing.

Colchester grocer would become another shell­ All through the winter, the Grocer sat silently in shocked casualty of the same-sex marriage war. Like so his pew and took the heat from the pulpit. He lis­ many who courageously supported Vermont’s land­ tened. He even went and spoke privately with his pas­ mark civil-unions law, Sen. Mazza endured the non­ tor, a man he described as “a great guy” and “a fine stop bombardment of the self-righteous, anti-gay, progentleman.” He sought out “traditional” marriage opposition.

Bishop Angell, too. And, gifted There were thousands of e-mails peacemaker that he is, Dick from the Bible Belt, spurred on by Mazza arranged private tete-aultra-conservative, fast-buck, gay­ tetes between the Bish and Peter bashing talk-show hosts. There were Shum lin, the senate president, the angry fire-and-brimstone threats and Sen. Dick S ears, chairman of eternal damnation. There were of the Judiciary Committee. rude and crude long-distance phone All for naught, unfortunately. calls at home. And in Mazza’s case, a The position taken by the Men steady dose of rebukes he received in Black was and is non-negoeach Sunday at Mass from the pul­ tiable. pit of his own parish church.

Politics is, at its very best, the Dick Mazza reflects the best in art of compromise. Neither side Vermont’s part-time citizen legisla­ gets precisely what it desires. ture. He listens. He cares about his Each side has to give a little. And customers, his constituents and his even though Chief Justice Jeff state. His finger is always on a Amestoy and the Supremes street-level pulse. You want to see would have given their blessing, your senator? If you’re around the pro-gay marriage side gave up Malletts Bay, just pull into Mazza’s the “marriage” title.

They offered Market. The Grocer’s always around to compromise. and he always has an ear or two for But the Men in Black refused a sincere opinion. After all, the 60to give one inch in return. It was year-old statesman has been work­ sectarian warfare to them. The ing in the same darn store for the P E T E R FR EY N E Bishop’s army refused to last 47 years. acknowledge the gesture and At the Statehouse, the Grocer is a player. One of the Big Dogs. In the majority pack of declare it a small victory. Right there and then, the opportunity for peace in Vermont was spurned. The liberal Democrat hounds, he’s the conservative St. Men in Black declined to accept the reality of the Bernard. The Grocer functions as Ho-Ho’s ambassa­ diversity of our human family. They refused to accept dor-at-large, the keeper of the Howard Dean flame, the political reality, too. The chance was theirs, noted the speaker of the Dean speak. He’s a fixer, a mender the Grocer, to end this war and make the peace. To and a peacemaker. Sen. Mazza has also adopted the pull a George Aiken, declare victory and go home, role of Good Shepherd. He’s performed miracles with and love one another once again in peace.

The once noisier, tax-and-spcnd left v/ing of the But, sadly, the Men in Black wouldn’t dare get out 1Democrat Senate Caucus. of their scripturally grounded metaphysical box. They The Grocer commands respect because he gives clung to the Middle Ages as if it were a diaper. respect. He’s a straight-shooter. A stand-up guy. A Homosexuality is a sin.

They live to fight sin. gentleman whose street smarts shine when it’s time to Therefore, they must fight against civil and legal take a red pencil to the Agency of Transportation’s rights for homosexual citizens.

Such a tiny box to be grocery list. trapped in.

In an interview Monday morning in the back The Grocer did what he does well. He listened to office of his Lakeshore Drive store, Sen. Mazza can­ all sides.

He spoke with all sides. He tried to bring didly told Seven Days he felt “beat and exhausted” opponents together so minds might meet. But peace­ when the legislative session wrapped up last month. makers don’t always succeed. In the end, Sen. Mazza The same-sex marriage debate “caught us all unpre­ voted for what he believed was the right and fair thing pared,” he said. It added another layer of stress to an to do.

And just seconds after he did, and cast a “yes” already full legislative plate. “It made all the other vote on the civil-unions bill, the Grocer slipped out of issues seem very minor,” said Mazza. the jam-packed Senate chamber and dashed to the The Grocer is a Catholic. You may have noticed phone.

The first person he called, said Mazza, was his most people of Italian heritage are. And as we all parish priest, Fr. Charbonneau.

No hard feelings. know, Vermont’s Roman Catholic bishop, Ken “We’ve agreed to disagree,” he said.

Angell, was one of the leading anti-civil unions rab­ Time marches on. And in the days and weeks ble-rousers. The Bingo Bishop even gathered Catholic since the legislature went home, something’s changed. priests from across Vermont to demonstrate outside Suddenly, after months of anger from the “no” side, the Statehouse. From their pulpits at weekend Mass, said Mazza, people began stopping by the store thank­ the Men in Black obediently read his pastoral letter ing him for his vote. Constituents, “who never said a condemning any and all legislation that would extend civil marriage rights to gay couples. “This is not about word” to him before the big vote, he said, started to speak up. They thanked him for showing some civil rights,” declared the Angell of Darkness, “this is courage and respecting and supporting the rights of about a minority imposing its morality upon the all Vermonters. morality of the majority.” To hell with the Vermont Mercifully, these days the orthodox fanatics appear Supreme Court, let all the people vote! on the run. Little Vermont has bravely helped turn And at Holy Cross Church in Colchester, the Grocer’s parish church, the good pastor went even fur­ the tide. Two events in the last week speak volumes.

One was the decision by the Big Three automakers ther. Fr. Roger Charbonneau, said Sen. Mazza, to extend insurance coverage to the gay and lesbian reminded the congregation weekly all winter long domestic partners of their workers. about the holy struggle to save traditional marriage as The second was the government-sanctioned gaywe know it. pride rally held for employees at CIA headquarters in “Some read the Bishop’s letter and dropped it,” Langley, Virginia. Rep. Barney Frank was one of the said the Grocer. “Fr. Charbonneau kept on going.” invited speakers. The Washington Post described the And every weekend at Holy Mass, the Grocer sat qui­ event as “a ceremony intended to underscore how far etly and listened as the priest warned the parishioners the agency has come from its homophobic past.” of the evil that the “liberal Democrats running the Attention, Rep. Nancy Sheltra — there’s hope for legislature” were forcing down their good Catholic you, too. Light is shrinking the darkness on this one, throats. Fr. Charbonneau, said Mazza, urged the con­ gregation each week to sign the petitions in the rear of folks, and leaving the Randall Terrys, Nancy Sheltras and Men in Black in the dust. the church and call their elected representatives to Last weekend, the Grocer and his wife took off for express moral opposition to civil-union legislation.

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Ultimate Getaway A group o f investors signed a $20-m illion deal to lease the M ir space station from Russia and turn it into a luxury vaca­ tion resort. “T his is an extreme­ ly serious effort,” insisted Jeffrey M anber, president o f M ircorp, the com pany behind the deal.

“We believe that if we are suc­ cessful, the renovation o f M ir will be one o f the great under­ takings o f the century.”

They Came from Beneath the Sea Scientists at Pennsylvania State University reported that giant tube worms found 1700 feet below the surface of the G u lf o f Mexico live up to 250 years — a record for creatures w ithout a backbone. T he 10foot-long worms, which live in clusters o f millions cover­ ing acres o f ocean floor, do not eat but survive by absorbing energy from chemicals that seep up through cracks in the sea floor.

Barnum Was Right Federal authorities reported that an unspecified num ber o f people paid between $69 and $150 for rem ote-control devices advertised exclusively on the Internet as having the ability to turn traffic lights from red to * green. U.S. A ttorney Tom Scott said some people w ho sent checks or m oney orders for the devices, called “Go-boxes,” either got nothing or received schematic drawings and instruc­ tions to construct w hat turned out be a flashing strobe light.

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After hijacking a Philippine Airlines jet and robbing the 291 passengers and crew on board, Augusto Lakandula ordered the pilot to descend to 6000 feet, then jum ped out with his loot

a 14-year-old boy, who wore his m others panties and bra to a Knoxville, Tennessee, radio sta­ tion to win concert tickets.

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Ray John, 58, intended to spend an alcohol-free Christmas w ith 19 Cistercian monks on Caldey Island off the coast of west Wales, as he had done for the past 30 years. This time, however, he brought along some alcohol, had a few drinks and around m idnight began loudly singing his favorite Christmas carols. The Roman Catholic monks were unable to

T he U.S. M int disclosed it is spending $40 million to per­ suade Americans to use its new $1 coin. Stanley Collender o f the M in t’s public relations agency, Fleishman-Hillard, told USA Today that television and print ads for the Sacagawea dol­ lars feature George W ashington,

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stop him because they observe a strict rule of silence for 12 hours every night. “All we could do was lie in our beds and cover our ears,” Abbot Father Daniel Van Santvoort said, noting that John was asked to leave the next day. He continued his binge on the mainland, where police found him passed out on rail­ road tracks.

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T he lavender-colored chute apparently fell off, and Lakandula, who had never sky­ dived before, landed in mud near a reservoir at Liabac in Quezon province. “The body was embedded in the ground with only the hands protrud­ ing,” national police chief Panfilo Lacson told reporters.

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— described as conduct “so outrageous as to not be tolerat­ ed by civilized society” — caused emotional distress.

• Miss N ude Spain filed a law­ suit against Miss Nude Venezuela, charging that the defendant stole her dress and won’t return it. Miss N ude Venezuela countersued, claim­ ing that Miss N ude Spain owes her storage fees. According to the Waukegan, Wisconsin, News-Sun, Miss N ude Spain — Anna Navarrette, 21, of

Milwaukee — designed the dress to use in her striptease act.

She lent it to Samaka Sautner, 28, of Great Lakes, Wisconsin, who wore it while w inning the Miss N ude Venezuela contest last spring. T he two remained friends until they roomed together last fall for the Miss N ude W orld Pageant, when they had a falling out after Navarrette was eliminated from the com petition earlier than Sautner. Navarrette left, but said that when she asked for her dress and other items, Sautner refused. Sautner insisted she made numerous requests for Navarrette to retrieve the items, but Navarrette “failed to do so.”

Although the missing dress is Navarrette’s signature outfit, she said she has been able to con­ tinue performing wearing her “kitty-cat, spy and French maid” outfits.

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It’s a fair question. I’m referring to “straight” men, o f course, although there’s not as m uch difference as you m ight think between the several breeds. Take my part­ ner — please!

Sorry. Now that every­ one’s getting married, I can’t resist the H enny Youngman jokes. W hat other defense have we got against the mass dom estication o f the male animal? T h a t’s what marriage has turned into, and th at’s what V erm ont’s “civil-union” legislation is really about — turning men into house pets.

T h a t’s why women are for it and men are against it. No one really objects if a couple o f women w ant to live togeth­ er, but a couple of men? Watch out!

In fact, I ’m will­ ing to go out on a limb and risk the wrath o f the Lesbian Mafia by saying that, if it weren’t for women, no civilunion legislation would ever have gotten off the ground, in this or any other state. Lots o f gay guys want to be married, appar­ ently, or say they do, but as a general rule you can’t keep them away from the m irror long enough to do anything about it. It’s women who wanted “domestic partner­ ships” and women who pushed them through.

Look at the polls: Every survey conducted in Vermont to date reveals that women, generally, are in favor o f legalizing same-sex unions and men, generally, are not.

T he statistical difference is im portant, with 47 percent o f wom en in a recent poll approving o f civil unions as opposed to 38 percent o f men.

In addition, most male legislators on the House Judiciary C om m ittee voted against civil unions, but most female legislators voted for them . And in the Senate, all the wom en — D em ocrat and Republican — voted for them.

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Plainly, it’s not a religious difference. Either you believe the Christian hooey or you don’t. It isn’t even revulsion at w hat’s called “homosexual­ ity,” there being no bigger turn-on for your average Joe than the sight o f two women making it — provided they’re “babes,” o f course, preferably with high heels, panties, lots o f lipstick and eye shadow and huge, badly teased hair.

But show the same guys a porn video o f two men copu­ lating and see how fast the guns come out. T hen the sex is “perverted,” “disgusting,” “abnorm al” — just as it would be, presumably, if men were forced to watch a video o f two real lesbians get­ ting it on. Those dolled-up girls in the porn flicks, squealing, panting and m oaning for His Highness’ pleasure, bear no more rela-

Women are. accustomed to being used — pawed at and poked, flipped over and thrust into. So are But straight men

aren’t. And they ’t like it.i tion to real women than action heroes do to real men.

It’s the same fantasy, and it’s not about sex — it’s about power.

Look back in time and you’ll see that men’s interest in marriage has always been about control — controlling wom en, controlling “paterni­ ty,” controlling everything.

Now that marriage is held to be a union o f equal partners, however, men are mad as hornets. T hey’ve softened up.

T hey’re being feminized.

T hey’ve done the laundry and changed the baby and now they w ant to clobber somebody. It m ight as well be the poofters.

Notice: T he same dynam ­ ic that drives the anti-abor­

tion movement drives the anti-civil-union crowd. The face may be female (Nancy Sheltra, Ruth Dwyer, “Dr. Laura,” etc.) but, behind the scenes, men are running the show. It’s men who don’t want women to have rights to their own bodies, and it’s men who don’t want “homos” to get married. Ask Randall Terry. Check out any “Christian” Web site and see w ho’s calling the shots. It’ll come up male every time.

“I think the state of Vermont is simply being used right now as a stalkinghorse in an effort to destroy the foundation of marriage throughout our society,” presidential aspirant Alan Keyes told local reporters this spring. “W hat they represent is a new effort to encourage us all to become individuals so enslaved by passions that we have redefined hum an nature... We cannot accept this new form of slavery.”

“Slavery,” no less, and from a black man! The truth is that the “foundation of marriage,” until very recent­ ly, rested on absolute power for men and none whatsoev­ er for women. This is what the modern he-man so deeply resents — the loss of his freedom, autonom y and right to domination.

Women are accustomed to being used — pawed at and poked, flipped over and thrust into. So are many gay men. But straight men aren’t. And they don’t like it.

The most common explanation for male “hom ophobia” is “latent homosexuality.” T hat is, if a straight man is hostile to gay men it must be because he has doubts about his own masculinity. This is a false assumption. It isn’t true, and gay activists make a big mis­ take by saying it is. Every man has doubts about his masculinity — just look at all those skyscrapers! But it doesn’t mean they want a dildo in bed.

W hat men really fear is vulnerability, submission and loss o f control. These are qualities historically associat­ ed with women in the male mind. And when a man treats another man the way he treats a woman, that other man feels that nothing worse on Earth could ever happen to him. Nothing worse. It’s as simple as that. You’ve come a long way, baby — but keep some scissors handy. You’ll need them. (Z)

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B y R uth Horowitz he Boy Scout recruiting flyer that N oah Kowalski brought hom e w ent out to all the boys in the third grade at Burlington’s Flynn Elem entary School. N oah’s father, Reverend Gary Kowalski o f the First Unitarian Universalist Society, accompanied his son to the sub­ sequent meeting, and even offered to help the troop. But as he was filling out the registration form, Kowalski discovered that all adult volunteers m ust con­ form to the Scouts’ statem ent o f religious principles. W hen the minister asked w hat this state­ m ent entailed, he received a twoword answer: “N o atheists!”

Kowalski told his son he was sorry, b u t he couldn’t let him join the Scouts, because Unitarianism is founded on the principle o f individual freedom o f belief and the understanding that belief in G od isn’t necessary for living a life o f integrity. “T he statem ent ‘N o atheists’ seemed incredibly sim ple-m inded and offensive to all people w ho struggle w ith the G od question,” Kowalski says. “It was hard to explain this to a third-grader w ho just w anted to build teepees and tie knots.”

D orothy M am m en tells a similar story. T hree years ago, her son Ian received a Scouts recruit­ m ent letter through his firstgrade class at M ary Hogan Elementary School in M iddlebury. M am m en had heard that the Boy Scouts don’t accept gays and was reluctant to let her son join the organization. But Ian was excited about bowling and cam ping and having parties with other boys, and M am m en’s hus­ band, form er Eagle Scout Steve Trombulak, was eager to share Scouting w ith his son. So M am m en and Ian w ent to the inform ational meeting. “Before signing up, I asked about their policy about gay scout leaders,” she says. “T hey told me very matter-of-factly that they weren’t allowed, and that this was just a m atter o f safety for the boys. I took Ian hom e.”

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M am m en explained her decision in terms any six-year-old could understand. “I told him he couldn’t be a Cub Scout because they believed things that weren’t fair to some people. He was real­ ly upset with m e,” she adds. “But there is no way that I could in good conscience allow my son, straight or gay, to participate in an organization where the leader­ ship equated homosexuality and pedophilia.”

Boy Scouts are am ong the most entrenched American icons, right up there with blue jeans and baseball. But beneath the clean, trustworthy, Norm an Rockwell-inspiring image, these brow n-shirtea do-gooders have been battling a barrage o f recent attacks. W hile the Scouts’ official exclusion o f the godless and the gay repels people like Kowalski and M am m en, the 5.8 millionm em ber organization’s liberal use o f schools and other public facili­ ties has made its discriminatory membership policies prime tar­ gets for litigation.

Is Boy Scouts o f America (BSA) a private club, like the Knights o f Pythias, that’s simply exercising its rights o f freedom of speech and assembly? O r is it a public accom m odation, like Great Adventure, and therefore subject to governmental anti-dis­ crim ination laws? In recent years, this question has been tested in courtroom s across the country, including an appeal currently pending before the U.S. Supreme C ourt. T his case, in which BSA hopes to overturn a New Jersey Supreme C o u rt decision that the group acted illegally when it expelled a gay Scout leader, could be decided any day now. The ramifications of this ruling are likely to be felt nationwide, including here in Vermont, where A ttorney General William Sorrell has filed an amicus brief in support o f the New Jersey court’s decision, and where 9000 residents proudly sport the Boy Scout uniform.

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merican Boy Scouts have been excluding atheists and agnostics since 1910, when the first recruit pledged “to do [his] duty to G od.” In 1917, the original Boy Scout handbook clarified that “no boy can grow into the best kind o f citizen w ith­ out recognizing an obligation to G od.” N ot surprisingly, the m ovement’s condem nation of homosexuality is less explicit.

It’s in the tail end of the Scout’s O ath that a boy promises to keep himself “morally straight.” Scout Law also m an­ dates a member be “clean” in word and deed, which BSA inter­ prets as being inconsistent with homosexuality. Like the army, the Scouts take a “don’t ask, don’t tell” approach.

“We don’t have a line on our application that asks, Are you gay?”’ notes Jerry Lupien, execu­ tive director o f the BSA’s Green M ountain Council. “We don’t go around trying to preach that homosexuals are bad people. We are not in any way anti-gay or gay bashers. It’s only an issue if someone is an avowed homosex­ ual and publicly makes it known that they don’t agree with our core values.” In other words, if you’re out, as a Scout, you’re out o f the Scouts.

Lupien insists the Scouts are a private group, and therefore enti­ tled to decide for themselves w ho’s in and who’s out. “We do not force anyone else to believe in those values beyond our mem­ bership,” he points out. “You don’t w ant the state dictating what you can do with your organization. If a group of people want to get together and believe that a space ship is hiding behind the moon, it’s their right to do that,” he suggests. “T he confu­ sion is that BSA is so popular and its values are so widely held — so ingrained in the fabric o f America — that people think we have to serve the public.”

Sorrell isn’t persuaded. “If you accept pretty much all comers and use public property and pub­

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lic money to support your activities, then you’re going to have a hard time saying, ‘No, were like a country club,”’ the attorney general argues. He was once a Scout himself, he reports — “Troop 14, Cathedral o f the Immaculate C oncep­ tion.” And as recently as this March, the states leading lawyer chaired a fundraiser dinner for the Green M ountain Council that hon­ ored Governor Howard Dean and brought in $30,000.

Sorrell says he asked about the discrimination issue before accepting the invitation. “The answer I thought I heard was that a gay Scoutmaster who was simply gay would not be discrim­ inated against in Verm ont.”

Though no local cases have come to light o f members being dismissed on this basis alone, Lupien confirms that BSA m em­ bership policies are set by the National Council, with no localoption provisions. “[Sorrell] may be correct in what he thought he heard,” Lupien insists. “But that’s not what I said. Avowed hom o­ sexuals cannot be leaders in BSA.” Lupien is mystified by Sorrell’s decision to make Vermont one o f 10 other states to support the case against the Scouts. “I have to assume it was with the full blessings and knowledge of the governor,” he guesses. “W hy they chose to do that, I don’t know. I’m not sure they’re representing the majority of the residents o f V erm ont.”

But Sorrell scoffs at the sug­ gestion that he acted at the behest o f Howard Dean. “I have not consulted with the governor about this issue,” he clarifies.

“O u r offices are independent of each other. T he Attorney General’s office is an elective office.”

f the Supreme C ourt upholds the New Jersey decision, the Scouts may have to choose between loosen­ ing up their membership stan­ dards or losing their public perks. Here in Vermont, such a ruling could finally settle a stand-off in Benson, where town officials have been trying unsuccessfully to collect land taxes from the Boy Scouts’ Cam p Sunrise. T he Scouts claim coverage under a Vermont law that specifically exempts BSA and a handful o f other organizations from paying local property taxes. W ith the camp’s land accounting for 2 percent o f Benson’s grand list and helping

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to push it towards gold-town sta­ tus under Act 60, this exemption am ounts to a fairly generous public subsidy that rankles some conservatives.

O ther residents, like Selectboard member John Fedor, object to what they see as the Boy Scouts’ violation of Verm ont’s anti-discrimination laws. “In the New Jersey suit,” Fedor observes, “they’re claiming to be a private institution. If that’s the case, they have to pay taxes.”

Lupien disputes this interpre­ tation, pointing out that under Verm ont’s tax code, most non­ profit institutions are tax-exempt, whether they’re private or not.

An obvious way lor the Scouts to m aintain the public privileges they now enjoy would be to revamp their membership

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criteria. BSA already made one such concession a couple years ago, when its high-school-level Explorers program came under attack. Explorers is a career-ori­ ented program in which individ­ ual “posts” are sponsored by pri­ vate businesses and public agen­ cies like local police and fire departm ents, and the U.S. Coast Guard. W hen outcry over BSA’s discriminatory principles shut down Explorers posts in several cities, the Scouts re-organized the program.

Today, Explorers are not tech­ nically considered Boy Scouts, and therefore are free to follow their own personal religious beliefs — or lack thereof — and sexual orientations. They can even be girls. Decoupling Explorers from the Scouts “was the only option we had,” Lupien admits. For career-minded teens who crave the brown uniform — and meet Scout requirements — BSA has launched a new, sepa­ rate, oath-bound movement called Venturing.

Does the Explorers concession mean the Boy Scouts will one day be prepared to welcome everyone — even heathens-and homosexuals — into their teepee? Probably not. Lupien asserts, “We remain steadfast in the belief that teaching tradition­ al family values is im portant.”

Accepting adults known to be homosexual would be particular­ ly controversial, he adds.

“Sexuality issues don’t belong in the Boy Scouts. C hildren at that age level aren’t ready for them.

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earn merit badges based on their faith. “I find it difficult to under­ stand that an organization like UU, which professes to teach tol­ erance, can seem to be so intoler­ ant on this issue,” Lupien com­ ments. “We’re not telling them what to teach in their religion.

We didn’t tell them they couldn’t use the book.” N or have the Scouts told the Unitarians they can’t wear the T-shirts currently being sold by the UU Youth Office, which carry the message, “Prepared to stand against intol­ erance,” and have a picture of two Boy Scouts holding hands.

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hatever BSA’s official policy may be, the tone o f actual, week-by-week Boy Scouting is mainly deter­ mined by the makeup and atti­ tudes o f individual troops. And for some families who disagree with the stands taken by BSA at a national level, the personal trum ps the political. In troops like the Burlington group led for several years by Dennis McBee, Scouting can be strikingly kind and gentle. “A lot of the things we were doing had to do with respecting people and working together,” says McBee, who emphasized activities that nur­ tured regard for the natural envi­ ronm ent and understanding of Native Americans based on research into real tribes rather than stereotypes. To observe Scout Sunday, when Scouts go to church in uniform , McBee’s group focused on interfaith understanding by visiting a local synagogue and the Unitarian Universalist Society.

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The Boy Scouts’ straight and narrow take on religion and sexuali­ ty isn’t shared by all youth organizations. Perhaps not surprising­ ly, the girls in green are a lot more open than their brothers in brown. According to official Girl Scout policy, the movement “respects the values and belief- o f each of its members and does not investigate or intrude into personal matters. Therefore we do not have policies that focus on individual sexual preference.”

Though Cam p Fire Boys and Girls are officially “com m itted to spiritual developm ent,” the organization lets its members and their families define or deny the divine according to their own terms, and urges its councils to respect religious differences.

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FROM "KIDS IN THE HALL" The Scouts have assumed a much more combative position in an on-going face-off with the Unitarian Universalist (UU) church. T he dispute began four years ago, when UU leadership passed a resolution objecting to Boy Scout policies. At the same time, the church revised its m ate­ rials for “Religion and Life” and “Love and H elp” — merit badges that reward a Scout’s participa­ tion in the religion o f his choice.

A revised handbook for this badge published by the Unitarians explicitly expresses their acceptance o f homosexuali­ ty. It also states that some boys may have “trouble with the reli­ gious language” in the Boy Scout oath.

In 1998, BSA retaliated by revoking the Unitarian version o f the badge, m aking Unitarianism the only m ajor American denom ­ ination whose members can’t

W hile adult volunteers like McBee are quietly providing a relatively progressive brand of Scouting, parents like Kowalski and M am m en are taking their concerns to their local school dis­ tricts. “T he Scouts seem to have defined themselves as a parachurch organization,” says Kowalski. “They w ant the rituals and regalia of a doctrinal organi­ zation, but the privileges of a nonsecular organization.” T hat is, the right to distribute recruit­ m ent materials through the pub­ lic schools. After Kowalski con­ tacted superintendent Donna Jemilo and several school board members, Burlington began requiring BSA flyers to carry dis­ claimers stating that the schools don’t sponsor or endorse the organization, and that the distri­ bution o f its literature is strictly a

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Kowalski feels this measure falls short. Disclaimer or not, “no religious group should be distributing religious material in the schools,” he maintains.

Jemilo did not respond to repeated phone calls for this arti­ cle.

Mam men also expressed her objections to her superintendent.

“I was plenty aggravated that the literature of a blatantly homophobic organization was being passed out in the schools,” she comments. According to M iddlebury Superintendent Jim Lombardo, M ammen hasn’t been

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“Given our long-standing relationship with the Scouts, this decision would have to be brought to the Board level,” Lombardo says. “It’s a tough one for schools, because the Scouts certainly do a lot of positive things for the community. O n the other hand,” he acknowl­ edges, the Scouts’ exclusion of gays is “a very clear policy.”

Like hundreds o f other administrators, Lombardo is waiting to take his cue from the Supreme Court. But regardless of what the justices determine, some parents have already made up their minds. “Even if the Supreme C ourt says they’re act­ ing within their constitutional rights, that doesn’t mean I want my children to be part of an organization that discriminates in this way,” declares Don Loeb, the father of a Burlington fifthgrader. In fact, he adds, the Scouts’ policies have given him a good opportunity to teach his kids a moral lesson. “I’m not gay, so they’re not picking on me,” Loeb points out. “But that’s not the point. They’re picking on somebody.” (Z)

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Tue/Thu 6:15 - 7:15am $91 ($65) Summer Slim June 19-July 28.

Strength training combined with cardiovascular conditioning and nutrition tips.

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Tue 10 - 11am Adult: $56 ($40) Child: $30 ($26)

Better Bones Exercise Class June 23 —Aug. 18. No class July 7.

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Fri 9 - 10am $38 ($27)

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Sat 5 —6pm Couples: $64 ($46) Singles: $34 ($24)

Water Aerobics Increase cardio­ vascular strength & endurance.

M on/W ed/Fri 6:15 - 7:15 am $92 (free)

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Tue/Thu 6:30 - 7:20am $79 (free)

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YGYMNASTICS YSWIM LESSONS Tumble and Splash Creative movement and tumbling, then head for the pool for fun swim activities.

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Tue/Thu 1 - 2pm $79 ($56)

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Tue/Thu 6 —6:20 am $40 (free) *** Sign up for Water Aerobics, Interval Training H20 and Water Games for only $120 (free).

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S p o rts Adult Pick-Up Sand Volleyball League (Co-ed) June 24-Ju ly 29.

Have fun in the sand, then relax in the clubhouse afterwards.

Mon 5:30 —8:30 pm $25/ person " High-School Basketball League JV and Varsity divisions begin July 11 & 13. Call Jim Dutra at 8626830 or Kevin Hatin at 862-9622.

Team fee of $250 includes T-shirts.

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Silver Foxes Moderately-paced, co­ ed exercise class for those over 50.

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B y Lynda M ajarian athaniel Lachenmeyers The Outsider: A Journey Into M y Father’s Struggle With Madness should have come with a w arning label: Read it, and you’ll never again look at a troubled vagrant w ithout a pang o f empathy.

Lachenmeyers father, Charles, spent the last three years o f his life panhandling, chain-smoking and m uttering to him self on the streets o f Burlington. O nce a bril­ liant college professor, he died o f heart failure, utterly alone in a rundow n C hurch Street apartm ent in January 1995. He was 51.

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piece together the fragments o f this tragic life. Since he had been estranged from his father for six years, Lachenmeyer began by com bing through psychiatric records and court transcripts. He visited the places his father had lived to interview former col­ leagues, mental health workers and virtual­ ly anyone he could find who had ever interacted with Charles. Those interviews were first recorded in a documentary film, The Transient. Two years later Lachenmeyer completed The Outsider — an unsentimental, compelling work of nonfiction that not only chronicles one man’s harrowing descent into schizophre­ nia, but also illuminates a devastating mental illness that afflicts nearly 2.5 mil­ lion Americans and 1 percent of the w orld’s population.

Although he has been writing plays and fiction since college, The Outsider is Lachenmeyers first published book. Now 30, married and still living in New York, he says he wanted to present an objective portrait of his father, with the good and the bad reported unflinchingly, and to show how the same tragedies could befall anyone. Overall, he succeeds. He weaves a portrait of Charles Lachenmeyer in a chronological, reportorial style, often referring to him in the third person, and backs up most of his conclusions with solid evidence.

Schizophrenia usually manifests in its victims during adolescence or young adulthood, but the onset in Charles did not become obvious until 1978, when he was a 35-year-old professor of sociology, a

loving husband and father living com fort­ ably in a New York suburb. Lachenmeyer traces a possible genetic predisposition for schizophrenia to Charles’ mother, an unfeeling and suspicious woman whose fanatical devotion to Christian Science, Lachenmeyer believes, veiled her eccentric­ ities from the outside world. He blames the religion’s main tenets — that the material world does not exist independent o f our own perception of it, and that our perception is a false belief — for bewilder­ ing young Charles and causing him to mistrust his own interpretations of reality.

Charles grew up to be a loner who loved nature and habitually adopted stray dogs, never socially adept but remembered by professors and peers as being exception­ ally bright. W hile studying for his doctoral

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degree in sociology at the University of N orth Carolina, he published two books and several journal articles and worked in a mental institution. Both that job and his chosen field o f study, his son posits, offered Charles an ideal venue to investi­ gate closely held fears about his own sani­ tyUntil Lachenmeyer was nine, he knew his father only as “a great parent, a w on­ derful source o f encouragem ent and fun,” he writes. Gradually, his father “became distant, anxious, hostile, although never directly toward m e.” Charles was drinking heavily on the sly, and his paranoia ulti­ mately alienated his colleagues and cost him his teaching post. Accusations that his wife was conspiring against him with the FBI and CIA to “enslave his m ind” led to a 1981 divorce. Furious at losing his home, job and family, Charles regularly left obscene, angry rants on his ex-wife’s answering machine — messages that terri­ fied his once-adoring son.

After his parents divorced, Lachenmeyer would see his father only two more times — on his 14th birthday, when Charles tried desperately to act like a normal father for a few hours, and about eight years before he died, when Lachenmeyer observed him from a dis­ tance w ithout initiating contact. But father and son did correspond fairly regu­ larly over the years. Charles’ letters, while sometimes cogent, included what Lachenmeyer calls “delusional newsletters” detailing a grand governm ent conspiracy that, according to Charles, had enlisted the general U.S. population as agents to control his thoughts and actions.

As a boy, Lachenmeyer pored over each o f the 30- to 40-page tracts, searching for clues that would help unravel the eerie

enigma his lather had become. “I knew by that point that my father’s deterioration was the result, not simply of alcoholism, but o f mental illness,” Lachenmeyer writes. “I became obsessed with under­ standing what was happening to him. I needed to understand how my father — fellow adventurer, collaborator on all my big plans, the man whom I most wanted to be like when I grew up — had been transformed into the person I was most afraid o f in the w orld.”

As an adult investigating his father’s life, Lachenmeyer confesses, “I am ashamed to adm it that one of my greatest fears was that I would uncover evidence that he had killed someone.” Citing statis­ tics that reveal most schizophrenics to be nonviolent, Lachenmeyer was reassured to discover that Charles com m itted only one violent act — breaking an elderly woman’s nose because he suspected her o f being a CIA agent. T hat assault landed him in a New Flampshire state mental hospital — the first o f three involuntary com m it­ ments.

Like many schizophrenics, Charles steadfastly refused to believe he was men­ tally ill and, in a crazy catch-22, refused to take anti-psychotic drugs. W hen he was forced or coerced to try medication, though, the hallucinations, delusions and paranoia disappeared.

D uring his saner periods Charles wrote coherent letters to his son about his dili­ gent search for a teaching job, or any job, and his hopes to resume a normal life. But invariably, unpleasant side-effects and Charles’ unshakable faith in his sanity would prom pt him to throw out the pill bottles. He would again disappear into his hellish private world, relying on pension and disability checks to finance his food,

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housing and newsletters. These were mailed to friends, family and the public at large — including kindred paranoiacs'who actually ordered subscriptions.

By 1989, Lachenmeyer had had enough. A college student with his own problems, he had become so overwhelmed and emotionally drained by his father’s bizarre beliefs that he broke off all contact, writing him, “I can’t live in your world, and you can’t live in m ine.” Lachenmeyer

Street Marketplace for three years. There he was well known to local law enforce­ m ent and business owners for panhan­ dling, stealing and sleeping in ATM lob­ bies.

Lachenmeyer harbors no fondness for Burlington, which he describes as “Colonial W illiam sburg transplanted to Vermont: an elaborate stage set construct­ ed to look like a modest, late 20th-century city.” Local institutions don’t fare well

“ I needed to understand how my r father — the man whom I most wanted to be like when U d M V l H i W — had been transformed into the person I was most afraid of in tne i world.”

Nathaniel Lachenmeyer didn’t know much about his father’s world, it turned out — only while researching his book did he discover that Charles had been repeatedly hospitalized and often lived on the streets.

Lachenmeyer also didn’t know that his father had fled to Vermont in 1992 to escape New Hampshire authorities, or — except for the 11 m onths he spent at the Vermont State Hospital in W aterbury — that Charles was a fixture on the Church

under his pen. T he Burlington Way Station turned Charles out after he infest­ ed the building w ith lice. Leunigs Bistro, where Charles liked to order eggs and beer most mornings, eighty-sixed him when his solitary mum blings and disheveled appear­ ance began scaring off other customers.

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Despite his fathers hardships, loneliness and diminished capacities, Lachenmeyer offers evidence that Charles always retained a sense of dignity and hopefulness. “This is a heroic story,” Lachenmeyer vows. “W ith everything he faced in his life, he could have been a son of a bitch, but he wasn’t,” The Outsider \s clearly his father’s requiem, which may be why Lachenmeyer perfunctorily dismisses any discussion — public Or private — about his odds of inheriting the family head problems, and is stingy with details about himself. More personal reflection might have enhanced, the book, but he finds subtle ways to co'nvey the fear, loss, sadness and shame his father’s illness evoked. He chides himself for failing to comfort and help Charles, for

Odd Man Out Continued from page 13 Lachenmeyer pay him several hundred dollars for damage caused by “leakage” from the decom posing body — a claim unsupported by Burlington police officers.

In retaliation, the landlord threw out Charles’ meager belongings, including his personal journal. “I would have given any­ thing to read that journal,” Lachenmeyer sadly recalls.

But there were also kindnesses — the female student w ho worked at Subway and gave Charles com plim entary coffee every night, until her boss caught him stealing potato chips and threw him out; the young man who gave Charles cigarettes and lis­ tened politely to his absurd theories; the

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The only false note in The Outsider rings through the last few chapters, when Lachenmeyer comes dangerously close to romanticizing his father. Everyone who encountered Charles, it seems — from police officers and judges to fellow tran­ sients — glowingly describes him as extraordinary and unforgettable. Also

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inconsistent with Lachenmeyer’s journalis­ tic style is his overplaying a memory of being friglitened by a mentally ill transient —-'one remarkably similar to what his father would become — in 1978.

Lachenmeyer was nine, his father was still his hero and the incident, Lachenmeyer believes, was “a warning” of what was to come.

He is far more successful with another recurring image, an echo of the father he still mourns. Over and over again, Lachenmeyer returns to a letter Charles wrote to him on the occasion of his 17th birthday. “No m atter how adverse the cir­ cumstances,” his father wrote, “and mine have been adverse, there is never any rea­ son to give up.” In his son’s opinion, Charles Lachenmeyer never did. ®

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By R obert K iener couldn’t put if off any longer.

Since I had bought my hom e with 15 mostly wooded acres on the edge o f Stowe, I knew the day would come when I ’d have to break down and buy a chainsaw.

Trees have a habit o f snapping in two during storms and blocking my driveway. And then there were those cords o f firewood that I planned to cut and neatly stack.

Judging by the near-constant drone o f chainsaws in this part o f Vermont, I was the only adult male w ithin earshot w ithout a Husqvarna or a Stihl. Trouble was, I’d never used a chainsaw, much less owned one. More to the point, the things looked terri­ fying.

I did a bit o f research. And it didn’t take long to confirm that my initial take on chainsaws was right on the mark. Take “kickback” — a somewhat innocuoussounding term for what a chain­ saw can do to its new, inexperi­ enced owner. “There is no w arn­ ing. T he force is trem endous, the speed is blinding, and there is no time to react,” writes Dave Johnson in The Good Woodcutter’s Guide. “T he whole thing is over in less than a second.”

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methods worked with me. Here’s the rest o f his take on kickback: “If the victim does recover his senses, his first instinct is to push the saw away. This often causes him to squeeze the handle, thus depressing the throttle and revving the saw. Some unfortu­ nate souls actually have gutted themselves as the saw is pulled down through their chest and stom ach.”

Gutted themselves. O uch. I just wanted to cut a few trees and impress my brother when he vis­ its from Pittsburgh. “C ut it myself. W ith my chainsaw,” I’d say casually — with any luck referring to a pile of neatly stacked logs, not my sternum.

I put down Johnson and went to the Internet. After deleting several hundred references to The Texas Chainsaw Massacre, I logged on to a site that seemed w ritten by a Johnson clone.

“W arning,” it trum peted, “the attached photograph is extremely graphic.” Naturally, I opened it immediately. It was a picture o f a dismal-looking logger with a God-awful bloody gash running across his neck and upper chest.

“This young logger,” the caption explained, “nearly cut his jugular vein when his chainsaw kicked back.” Yikes.

Apparently, this poor soul wasn’t alone; there are thousands of chainsaw accidents every year

in the U.S. In Sweden, I learned, no one can purchase a chainsaw w ithout a license, which requires a training course. Makes sense.

But here, any dum m y can march into the nearest H om e Depot and buy one o f these obviously lethal weapons. , Sib I did.

Not just any old chainsaw, mind you. A Husqvarna — or, to those in the know, a “Husky.”

According to my dealer, these Swedish-made saws are “the Rolls Royces of chainsaws.” More expensive than the American brands, they boast a slew of safe­ ty features designed to prevent us new loggers from, well, gutting ourselves.

I quickly realized that, no matter how superior my chain­ saw or how many books I read on felling and limbing trees, I needed help. But like most males — the species that never, ever asks for directions when lost — I was reluctant to seek it out. Until the day I decided to show off my nascent felling prowess to my girlfriend. Since she was still con­ vinced that it was only a matter o f time before I filleted my upper thigh, I decided to put on for her what we loggers call a “felling dem onstration.”

I choose a once-stately birch that had split in two during a recent storm. “I’m going to fell it so it falls just to the left of that

LOGGING ON Another sawyer joins the chain gang.

path,” I said in a confident voice.

“So stand over here behind m e.”

Real loggers will already be snickering at my first mistake. Is it “never stand directly behind a falling tree”? Yes, but more importantly, “never show off in front o f your wife or girlfriend.”

I notched the tree at a 45degree angle using the open-face felling method (as per Johnson) and finished my back cut (not exactly as per Johnson). T he tree began to fall — exactly the oppo­ site way it should have, toward me and my girlfriend.

After that embarrassing dis­ play I prom ptly signed up for my first course in “chainsaw col­ lege,” a logging instructional and safety program run by pro­

fessional Verm ont woodsm en.

Three more courses to go before I “graduate.” T h e trees I cut now generally fall where I w ant them to. I’ve learned how to avoid kickback, and no longer get my saw stuck into the tree as I cut it.

Nevertheless, I am still just a tiny bit terrified every time I start up that Husky. Chains on today’s saws turn between 13,000 and 15,000 rpm. T h a t’s 40 to 50 miles an hour. As Dave Johnson writes, “Saws can’t distinguish between wood and m eat.” I keep that in m ind whenever I pull the starter cord. And I assure myself that, when it comes to running a chainsaw, a little terror is a good thing. ®

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’m not sure why I took a job working with violent men.

My personal experience with violence was limited to a single spanking at age six, some random scuffles with my sister, and one fist fight in the fifth grade, in which 1 accidentally punched an on-looker. My m other went to great lengths to shelter my sister and me from violence. In an attem pt to limit our exposure, she turned the T V channel knob to 13 — the local PBS station — then ripped it off and threw it away. I was in first grade before I learned there were actually other stations.

Toy guns were out o f the question, too. I remember being mortified one summer when my mother sent me out to a neigh­ borhood water fight armed with a rinsed-out W index bottle. She always said there was never a need to use violence. She taught me about Gandhi, M artin Luther King, Nelson Mandela. And she told me emphatically, if I was ever in a relationship w ith a man who used violence, even once, I was to leave immediately and never look back.

I guess I do know why I took that job, really: I wanted to do something about violence.

Domestic homicide is the num ­ ber-one cause o f violent death in Vermont — read: mostly women.

I had begun to volunteer for W omen Helping Battered W omen, answering the hotline, but soon found it frustrating.

W H B W ’s philosophy is based on empowering women, giving them the information they need to make decisions about their situa­ tions. But domestic violence involves, and results in, uniquely complex situations, and the majority of homicides happen when women decide to leave their abusive partners. O nly the woman, who knows her partner and her situation, can judge what is safe for her.

As a hotline worker, my job was not to advise but to provide “options counseling,” informing women of their legal and logisti­ cal options. No more, no less.

W hile I embraced this philosophy and adhered to it w ithout fail, 1 found it difficult to square with mom’s voice in my head: Leave immediately and never look back.

Just as I was beginning to get discouraged about actually pre­ venting the violence, I heard about a 27-week education pro­ gram mandated to all domestic offenders in Chittenden County.

W H B W works in conjunction with the groups -— usually seven to 10 men — as part of a com­ m unity task force. Volunteers are encouraged to observe a group, so that we can answer questions women might have about it.

So one M onday night, I went to watch. I showed up a little early to talk to the facilitators, to prep a little before the group started. N othing could have pre­ pared me, though, for what I was about to witness. The memory of that evening remains vivid in my m ind, how my emotions and thoughts metamorphosed over those two hours.

T he men filed into the class­ room and seated themselves in a semi-circle. I didn’t know what to expect, but I was surprised by how terrified I felt. I was sitting in a room with 10 men convicted o f domestic assault. W hat if I said the wrong thing? W hat if I made one of them mad? My breath quickened. I mentally mapped the most direct route to the door, in case I had to make a run for it.

My anxiety gradually eased, though, as the men began to talk.

Shifting awkwardly in their chairs, they stated their first names and recounted the violent incidents which led to their arrests. As they spoke, I began to feel horror, then anger. How could they? How could anyone do these things to someone they sup­ posedly loved?

Fortunately, I was able to shift

out of my judgmental inner dia­ logue and actually pay attention to what was going on. I watched and really listened ro each man as he told his story. Their discom­ fort was visible. Men can begin the program at any point in the curriculum, so each group has members who have been there from one to 27 weeks. Ir was obvious who was new and who was “seasoned.”

Many of the new guys strug­ gled with accountability: “I was drunk.” “She was hitting me.”

“She had an affair.” Men who had been there a while challenged the newcomers to examine their role in what had transpired.

Ir soon became clear that I couldn’t generalize about these men. Each of them had a unique view of violence, of their own past, the decisions they made that brought them to the group, and of the group itself. I began to see them not as a group of anony­ mous batterers but as 10 individ­ ual men who chose to use vio­ lence. Ten men who could, in the future, choose to not use violence.

By the end of that evening’s group, I found mysell asking the facilitators for a job. As it turned out, they were hiring.

T hat was almost a year ago.

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One of the most interesting aspects of the curriculum is the part that asks men to consider what it means to “act like a m an.”

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I have to adm it the group doesn’t always provide the great sense o f accom plishm ent I had hoped for. Sometimes men fail “outside” and have to do the program again. Some men are clearly bullshitting just to get through it. How many are fool­ ing us completely, I have no idea. It is nearly impossible to quantify the program ’s success.

Violence is deeply em bedded in the culture. Kids on the play­ ground, fathers, brothers, friends, the media — all con­ spire to encourage boys and men to be violent. We have only 27 weeks to try to change behavior entrenched over a life­ time. Additionally, m any o f these men were victims o f abuse and violence in their childhood and are perpetuating the cycle.

A nother way I try to get men to question their beliefs about violence is to help them exam­ ine the language they use. A couple of m onths back, I was struggling w ith a guy in the group who always seemed to slide some m inim izing excuse into his otherwise accountable “check-in” — “I flew off the handle.” “I lost it.” “I just snapped.” Every single T hursday night, I challenged “Roger” to hear his choice o f words, and how these state­ ments took away his power to choose his actions. H e always told me that wasn’t how he m eant it, that it was “just an expression.”

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T hen about a m onth ago, som ething shifted. I was asking the men for examples o f m ini­ mizing behavior. “Roger,” with epiphany registered on his face, explained to the others how saying “We were fighting and she scraped her elbow” was dif­ ferent from “I was yelling at her and I pushed her to the ground, scraping her elbow.”

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recalls. “I had to make myself go. Eventually, I realized there was a purpose and I needed to learn som ething. As I pro­ gressed, things started tying in together. 1 felt positive.”

Brian acknowledges — and I believe he means it — that he now knows violence isn’t right.

“Since I ’ve been through it, lots o f things stand out to m e,” he says o f the group experience.

“Violence is never a so lu tio n .”

I’m grateful for the insights I ’ve gained from men like Brian. A nd I feel I am doing som ething — however small — to help them . But the tru th is, I w ork w ith men who have been convicted o f dom estic assault; they have been violent to w om en. W hile each o f them has the option to stop, some of them may not. Try as I m ight, I can’t overpower the endless messages prom oting violence outside the supportive and wellintentioned semi-circle o f our group.

If only society had a knob I could turn to “non-violent” and then throw away. ®

Luck Be a Laptop A South Burlington therapist analyzes the lure of virtual relationships

By Flip B rown wenty years ago, a guy could get fired for looking at porn on the job, but it required some effort. He had to find, and buy, the right magazine, hide it in the briefcase hoping the wife wouldn’t find it, then accidentally leave it on the desk at work, where the boss would. Today, getting in trouble is so much simpler: A few clicks of the mouse can land a guy in the unem ­ ployment line, if not in jail.

If technology has put trouble at our fingertips, it’s also facilitated getting hooked. Thanks to the Internet, access to addictive “substances” — pornography, chat rooms, day-trading sites — is easier than signing your name.

“Internet addiction” is more than a buzz phrase; therapists are increasingly see­ ing clients with the problem, and are treat­ ing it similarly to other addictive behav­ iors. The vast majority of those clients are men. An article in the April 2000 issue of American Psychologist, reporting on research and treatm ent efforts of on-line addictions, describes one o f the largest surveys to date: O f more than 17,000 subjects, approxi­ mately 6 percent met criteria for a com pul­ sive Internet use pattern. Seventy-one per­ cent of these were male, 82 percent were Caucasian and 87 percent were college-educated. T he average age was 33.

In another study, 224 m id­ T? sized companies were asked about inappropriate com puter use by their employees. Sixty percent of the managers reported that they had disciplined employees for on-line mis­ use, and 30 percent had fired people for such behavior. N o gender specifics were reported. A nother study o f 1300 college students revealed that, o f the 103 students found to have a problem o f “Internet dependence,” 91 were male.

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Web usage is accounted for. However, there are gender differences in preferred sites: W omen tend to access chat rooms and shopping sites, while men are more drawn to pornography and day trading.

So are men more susceptible to destructive on-line addictions?

South Burlington psychologist Tyler Gould, 45, thinks so. Like a growing num ber of mental health professionals, he’s considering the implications of this new influence on behavior and relation­ ships as he sees more men crossing an invisible line into “Web abuse” — about half a dozen clients at any given time.

Gould brings appropriate experience to the challenge. After a stint on the grit­ tier streets o f New Jersey working with heroin addicts, he became the director of a Burlington-area intensive outpatient substance-abuse clinic. Until managed care intervened, he presided over a pro­ gram that provided 100 hours per partici­ pant of group therapy for alcohol, cocaine and marijuana problems.

Now in private practice, he’s tackling abuses of a very different “substance,” and believes adamantly that out-of-control Internet usage meets the criteria for addic­ tion. “Let’s start with the premise that any­ body who is doing a repeated pattern with

Chat rooms, pornography and day trading are the three main areas of Internet abuse Gould has seen in his clients. He describes the chat room phenomenon as “people who are seeking intimate relation­ ships w ithout com­ m it­ ment or respon­ sibility.

In other words, you’re getting high off of relationships that don’t involve you taking any chance or any risk or responsibility.”

Gould is concerned about this because, he says, the chat room participant is learn­ ing to escape into fantasy relationships instead of learning to create and sustain real ones. Then, he adds, the avoidance continues as “the people who tend to have weaker social skills and interpersonal skills

“ On-line pom really is chicken-shit safe sex, ecause you can’t get rejected.”

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T hat client didn’t love the movie star for who she is, in short, but for the imagined changes that her acknowledgment would bring to his sense o f selfworth. Fantasy relationships via chat rooms or pornography are equally self-delusional.

“O n-line porn really is chick­ en-shit safe sex,” Gould asserts, “because you can’t get rejected. So many men are so afraid o f that rejection, or that loss, especially if they’ve had lots o f traumatic experiences internally.”

Avoiding real intimacy through an Internet “relationship” is appealing to some men, because “you don’t really know the person, all you know is your own fantasy o f who they are and what they are, which gives you a tremendous am ount of control,” Gould explains. “T he problem is that ultimately it’s terribly unsat­ isfying.”

For other men, the adrena­ line o f the on-line stock market is far more addictive — and pos­ sibly even more destructive.

“T h a t’s a huge problem ,” Gould confirms. “I ’m seeing lots o f guys right now who have become obsessed w ith day trad­ ing.” H e believes the root cause is the same as for porn or chat room addiction. “Again, it’s that pursuit o f the transformational

object: If they get rich enough or powerful enough, they’re going to be okay; there’s going to be freedom from anxiety,” Gould says. “They get involved in making.a couple o f quick trades and make some money, then they’re hooked.”

H e has worked w ith clients w ho get up in the middle o f the night to check the international markets, who blow off family responsibilities in order to m on­ itor stocks, who spend an inor­ dinate am ount o f time on the job pretending to be working when in fact they’re buying and selling.

“It’s such a fascinating process,” Gould says, “where the very act of doing this helps you escape — you’re no longer into yourself, and the high is incredi­ ble.” He compares it to a work addiction, in which “you have a sense o f mastery, a sense of self, a sense o f what you’re doing because you’re working, and it’s culturally sanctioned. You can escape into the day-trading thing the same way.” W ithout the sanc­ tions, o f course.

Gould believes that individu­ als can work through Internetrelated issues just like other addictions. The key is to confront the inner dynamics that are driv­ ing the isolation, the fear of inti­ macy and the acting-out behav­ iors.

O n a larger scale, Gould is somewhat pessimistic.

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Check out the latest incarnation live this Saturday at Club Metronome. New York singersongwriter Bruce Henderson opens.

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ELLEN POWELL & SHANE HARDIMAN (jazz), Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. ANGRY SALAD, IAN MOORE

(rock), W1ZN Cruise, LCT Lerry, 8 p.m. $20.

OPEN MIKE W/D. DAVIS, Cactus Cafe, 9 p.m. NC. DAN PARKS & THE BLAME (rock), Steer &C Stein, 9:30 p.m. NC. TRANCEF0RM (DJs Wipt, Rob-B, B-Gun, Aqua), Club 156, 10 p.m.

Leunig’s, 7 p.m. NC. KARAOKE KAPERS (host Bob Bolyard), 135 Pearl, 9 p.m. NC. JIM ’S BIG EGO (alt-rock), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. WIGGLE (DJs Patti & Tricky Pat), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. NC. SIRIUS (groove rock), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. HIP-HOP NIGHT (DJs), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK (’7 0 s ’90s), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m.

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ater), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $3.

BARBAC0A (surf noir), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. REGGAE NIGHT (DJ), J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m. NC. LADIES NIGHT (DJ Robbie J; Top 40), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. Women NC, men $2/7.

DAVE ABAIR BAND (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. NC.

KARAOKE W/MATT & BONNIE DRAKE, Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m.

ZEN TR IC K STERS, DEXT0R GROOVE (groove rock), Higher

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Ground, 9 p.m. $4/6. 18+ OPEN MIKE, Backstage Pub, 9 p.m. NC.

JULEE GLAUB (Irish trad.), Good

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Times Cafe, 7:30 p.m. $2.

DHYAN (acoustic folk), Bridge St. Cafe, 6 p.m NC. TOP HAT KARAOKE, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Thirsty Turtle, 8 p.m.

NC. OPEN MIKE, Charlie O ’s, 9 p.m.

NC. MONTI EMERY (acoustic soul), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 6 p.m.

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Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. MARC BRISS0N BAND (rock), Alley Cats, 9 p.m. NC. DOG CATCHERS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 . p.m. NC. CYLINDER (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2.

JOHN VALBY (a.k.a. Dr. Dirty). Higher Ground, 9 p.m. $12/14.

CYLINDER (rock), Trackside Tavern, 9 p.m. $2.

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with food, music, shows, exhibits), Burlington Waterfront, 1:30 p.m. NC.

STUR CRAZIE (rock),

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jazz), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC.

Breakwaters Cafe, 4 p.m. NC.

THE RHYTHM RAMBLERS

PRIDE DAY W/CHERIE TARTT, YOLANDA, HOUSE OF LEMAY

(country; line dancing), Cobbweb, 8:30 p.m. $7/12.

JIMMY T & THE COBRAS

p.m. NC.

(music & drag), 135 Pearl, 7:30 p.m., followed by DJ LIT­ TLE MARTIN, 10 p.m. $8. 18+

STUR CRAZIE (rock),

BUCK & THE BLACK CATS

(rockabilly; CD release party), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

DAVID PORTER BALL & GREG KLEIN (acoustic acid folk),

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. JOHN CASSEL (jazz piano).

Tavern at the Inn at Essex, 7 p.m. NC.

Borders, 8 p.m. NC.

JESS SMITH & GUESTS

KARA T0ND0RF (singer-song-

(acoustic), Village Cup, 8 p.m. NC. LIVE JAZZ, Diamond Jim’s Grille, 7:30 p.m. NC. G&B DJ, Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9:30 p.m. NC. THE MATCH (rock), Franny O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. ABAIR BROS, (rock), City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m.

NC.

acoustic pop), Club Metronome, 7 p.m. $15, fol­ lowed by RETRO NOME (DJ; dance pop), 10 p.m. $2.

BEN SWIFT BAND (alt-rock).

Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m.

NC.

9 p.m. NC. LAURA & GREGG (folk), Cafe

Delilah, 9 p.m.' NC,

FRIDAY BL00Z0T0M Y (jump blues),

Breakwaters Cafe, 4 p.m. NC. CLYDE STATS (jazz), Upper

Deck Pub at the Windjammer, 5:30 p.m. NC. MONTI EMERY (acoustic soul), Dockside, 6 p.m. NC.

writer), 135 Pearl, 8 p.m. $5.

18+ LEA DELARIA & SCOTT THOMPSON (standup comedy

and music), Flynn Theatre, 8 p.m. $25/30/35.

FORK & SPOON RASPBERRY

(interactive musical), Sweetwaters, 9 p.m. NC. RAP MEETS FUNK (Dave Grippo & Fattie B.), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $5.

KARAOKE W/DAVE HARRISON, Backstage Pub, 9

STARLINE RHYTHM BOYS

DAVE KELLER BLUES BAND,

(hillbilly boogie), Red Square, 9:30 p.m. NC. PERRY NUNN (acoustic), Ruben James, 5 p.m. NC, fol­ lowed by TOP HAT DJ, 11 p.m.

NC.

Angela’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. NOBBY REED PROJECT (blues), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3.

CHERIE & YOLANDA LOOKALIKE CONTEST (drag

CRAIG PORTER PRESENTS ‘RAGE UNTIL DAWN’ (dance-

wannabes), Club 156, 10 p.m.

NC, followed by DJS ROB & ALAN (house/dance), 11 p.m.

NC.

hall party with DJ Hedfonz), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4.

REGGAE DJ, Matterhorn, 9 p.m. $3-5.

BLUE VELVET (blues), Mountain Roadhouse, 9:30 p.m. NC. GLENDAN INGALLS (jazz), J.P. Morgan’s, 7:30 p.m. NC. BLUES BUSTERS, Charlie O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. 8 0 8 4 (rock). Gusto’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. OPEN MIKE, Adams Apple, 7:30 p.m. NC.

BUCK & THE BLACK CATS

(rockabilly; CD release party), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. FRI-2K (r&b/hip-hop; DJs Frostee & Robbie J.), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $ 3/

10.

KARAOKE, J.P.’s Pub, 9 p.m.

NC. TAMMY FLETCHER & THE DISCIPLES (soul/blues),

THE ROSE ROOM REVUE

(jazz/swing trio), Villa Tragara, 6:30 p.m. $5 with dinner.

MARSHALL CRENSHAW, BRUCE HENDERSON (solo

DJS TIM DIAZ & RUGGER

(hip-hop/r&b), Ruben James, 10 p.m. NC. FLASHBACK (’80s DJ), Rasputin’s, 10 p.m. NC. URBAN DJ NETWORK (DJs Spin & Irie; hip-hop/house), Millennium Nightclub, 9 p.m. $ 3/

10.

MELISSA DAVIS (singer-song­

writer) Vermont Pub & Brewery, 9:30 p.m. NC. HAPPY PRIDE DAY (DJ Prana; house/dance), Club 156, 10 p.m. $5.

GUY C0LASACC0 (singersongwriter), Jake’s, 6:30 p.m.

NC. DOG CATCHERS (rock), Henry’s Pub, Holiday Inn, 9 p.m. NC. JENNI JOHNSON & FRIENDS

(jazz/blues), Tuckaway’s, Sheraton Hotel, 9 p.m. NC. JONATHAN RICHMAN W/T0MMY LARKIN, M ISSY BLY, THE CANCER CONSPIRA­ CY (cult popster; indie),

Edgewater Pub, 9 p.m. NC. MYREGAARD TRIO (pre-swing

(rock), Naked Turtle Holding Co., 9:30 p.m. NC. KARAOKE W/FRANK, Franny O ’s, 9 p.m. NC. DJ DANCE PARTY, City Limits, 9 p.m. NC. JOHNNY DEVIL BAND (rock), Otter Creek Tavern, 9:30 p.m.

NC. MR. FRENCH (rock), Thirsty Turtle, 9 p.m. $3.

HIGH ROLLERS (rock), Rusty Nail, 9 p.m. $4.

BLUES FOR BREAKFAST, L- ‘ J u

Mountain Roadhouse, 9:30 p.m. NC. JOSH BROOKS (singer-songwriter), The Boonys, 7 p.m.

NC.

SUNDAY BRUNCH FOR PRIDE (benefit

for VT Pride), 135 Pearl, 11 a.m. $5.

DAYVE HUCKETT (jazz guitar), Sweetwaters, 11:30 p.m. NC. THE CROPPIES (Irish), Ri Ra, 5 p.m. NC. SUNDAY NIGHT MASS (DJ; trance/house), Club Metronome, 9 p.m. $2.

THE DETONATORS

(blues/r&b), Nectar’s, 9:30 p.m. NC. TOP HAT DJ (hip-hop), Rasputin’s, 9:30 p.m. NC.

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Alley Cats, 41 King St., Burl., 660-4304.

Angela’s Pub, 86 Main St., Middlebury, 388-0002.

Backstage Pub, 60 Pearl St., Essex Jet., 878-5494.

Borders Books & Music, 29 Church St., Burlington, 865-2711.

Breakwaters Cafe, King St. Dock, Burlington, 864-9804.

Bridge St. Cafe, Richmond, 434-2233.

Burlington Coffeehouse at Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 864-5888.

Cactus Cafe, 1 Lawson Ln., Burl., 862-6900.

Cafe Delilah, 38 Elm St., Montpelier, 229-1019.

Capitol Grounds, 45 State St., Montpelier, 223-7800.

Champion's, 32 Main St., Winooski. 655-4705. Jeff Trombley, 893-6260, ext. 102 Charlie O’s, 70 Main St., Montpelier, 223-6820.

Chow! Bella, 28 N. Main St., St. Albans, 524-1405.

City Limits, 14 Greene St. Vergennes, 877-6919.

Club Metronome, 188 Main St., Burlington, 865-4563.

Club 156, 156 St. Paul St., Burlington, 658-3994.

Cobbweb, Sandybirch Rd., Georgia, 527-7000.

Daily Bread, Bridge St., Richmond, 434-3148.

Diamond Jim’s Grille, Highgate Comm. Shpg. Ctr., St. Albans, 524-9280.

Dockside Cafe, 209 Battery, Burlington, 864-5266.

Edgewater Pub, 340 Malletts Bay Ave., Colchester, 865-4214.

Finnigan’s Pub, 205 College St., Burlington, 864-8209.

Flynndog, 208 Flynn Ave., Burlington, 652-9985.

Flynn Theatre, 153 Main St., Burlington, 863-5966.

Franny 0's 733 Queen City Pk. Rd., Burlington, 863-2909.

Gallagher's, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8800.

Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg Village, Rt. 116, 482-4 4 4 4 .

G Stop, 38 Main St., St. Albans, 524-7777.

Gusto’s, 28 Prospect St., Barre, 476-7919.

Halvorson’s, 16 Church St., Burlington, 658-0278.

Henry's, Holiday Inn, 1068 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 863-6361.

Higher Ground, 1 Main St., Winooski, 654-8888.

Horn of the Moon Cafe, 8 Langdon St., Montpelier, 223-2895. i Jake’s, 1233 Shelburne Rd., S. Burlington, 658-2251.

J.P. Morgan’s at Capitol Plaza, 100 Main St., Montpelier, 223-5252.

J.P.’s Pub, 139 Main St., Burlington, 658-6389.

Leunig’s, 115 Church St„ Burlington, 863-3759.

Live Art at the Barre Opera House, 476-8188, or Wood Art Gallery, Montpelier, 883-9307.

Mad Mountain Tavern, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-2562.

Mad River Unplugged at Valley Players Theater, Rt. 100, Waitsfield, 496-8910.

Manhattan Pizza & Pub, 167 Main St., Burlington, 658-6776.

Matterhorn, 4969 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-8198.

Millennium Nightclub, 165 Church St., Burlington, 660-2088.

The Mountain Roadhouse, 1677 Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-2800.

Mr. Pickwick's, Ye Olde England Inne, 253-7558.

Nectar's, 188 Main St., Burlington, 658-4771.

135 Pearl St., Burlington, 863-2343.

Otter Creek Tavern, 215 Main St., Vergennes, 877-3667.

Rasputin's, 163 Church St., Burlington, 864-9324.

Red Square, 136 Church St., Burlington, 859-8909.

Rhombus, 186 College St., Burlington, 865-3144.

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Ri Ra the Irish Pub, 123 Church St., Burlington, 860-9401.

Ruben James, 159 Main St., Burlington, 864-0744.

Rusty Nail, Mountain Rd., Stowe, 253-6245.

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Sha-Booms, 45 Lake St,, St. Albans, 524-9014.

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Sweetwaters, 118 Church St., Burlington, 864-9800.

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Three Needs, 207 College St., Burlington, 658-0889.

Trackside Tavern, 18 Malletts Bay Ave., Winooski, 655-9542.

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UpperDeck Pub at the Windjammer, 1076 Williston Rd., S. Burlington, 862-6585.

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feel to be Queen of Kerrville? Just ask Patti Casey. The 37-year-old Vermont singer-songwriter — on the heels of releasing her masterful Under Different Skies CD — recently won the prestigious Texas competition. About 60 miles northwest of San Antonio, in the hill section of the otherwise flat-asa-pancake state, the Kerrville Folk Festival carries on for 18 days, is attended by some 10,000 music lovers, and receives around 600 entries from wannabe contestants, which the jury whittles down to 32 finalists. The festival, whose slogan is “celebrating songwriters,” Casey notes, has previously helped launch such talents as Nanci Griffith and Lyle Lovett. Needless to say, this Vergennes-born song­ writer, who found out she won on May 28, is still in a bit of shock — she’s just happy to even have played Kerrville. “The festival is huge, like a village,” she says. “It’s jam-packed, and people play all night long around the campfires.

It’s also hotter than hell,” she adds, “around 100.” Did I mention Casey is seven-and-a-half months pregnant? “I looked like a grape

with legs,” she jokes. “But my experience was wonderful.” When it came her turn to play on the Main Stage, though, Casey appar­ ently brought her home-state weather for accompaniment: “The gates of heaven opened,” she says.

“It poured. But they waited half an hour and put me back on. The [audience] was nice and clean.”

Casey is skeptical about what her win will do for her career — she’s nothing if not independent.

“Maybe if someone comes along with a recording contract and offers me complete artistic con­ trol...” she muses. Just the same, Casey, who works days for Rounder Kids, a wholesaler of children’s CDs and videos, fanta­ sizes about doing music full-time someday. Kerrville can’t hurt.

Under different skies, indeed.

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Lovett (see item #1 above), he’s coming back! Ail Points Booking has announced confirmation of that show (August 22), as well as a date for Bela Fle ck with Medeski Martin & Wood (August 7) and W idespread P an ic (July 30), at the new outdoor venue at Bolton.

Those join the already scheduled Tra g ically Hip (August 5). Finally, an outdoor concert series! Pray for sun . . . Buck & the B la ck Cats are celebrating their new release, Ask For... Buck & the Black Cats, two big nights this week, Friday and Saturday at Nectar’s . . . 8 0 8 4 is back in the studio this summer and fall working on a new CD. Look for original tunes posted on the band’s Web site as the recording progresses (www.8084.com) . . .

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to belong on some other recording. The musicianship on Traditional Irish Song is generally understated released, CD) —The slight Southern twang in Julee Glaub’s speaking voice —- she’s originally from North — meaning that even when the accompaniment is Carolina — doesn’t prepare you for what comes on unexciting, it doesn’t get in the way. The 15 musi­ her CD. She sings traditional songs and some origi­ cians credited here don’t seem to be working very hard, but somehow it all fits together. You won’t hear nal material with a mild Irish lilt, and has a vocal 15 musicians with Julee Glaub in her performance style developed during a six-year residency in this Wednesday in Hinesburg at the Good Times Dublin. The result is a sweet and unassuming voice Cafe; she’ll be performing with Massachusetts that leads you through the material in graceful turns. bodhran player Kevin Goodan, whose drum­ It’s tempting to compare Glaub’s voice and deliv­ ming adds a solid groove throughout Glaub’s ery to other Americans recording. For fans of Irish music of any doing Irish music. nationality, it should be worth the jaunt.

Stephanie Johnston, the — Robert Resnik lead voice for Cucanandy, leaps to PROFESSOR FAIRBANKS, NORMALLY mind for her similarity DEMENTED (self-released, CD) — By no in vocal range, and means do I want to discourage originality, but because Glaub includes sometimes free thinking, including music­ making, needs the filter of a good editor. the song “Cucanandy” in this collection.

That, it appears, is what Professor Fairbanks, a.k.a. Peter Fairbanks Coincidentally, Vermont Miller, was lacking on musician Pete Sutherland, who produced iO R M A ilf * DEAAENl Cucunandy’s recent recording, He Didn’t his debut CD, Normally Demented. Many songs Dance, plays piano on Glaub’s disc. Her pol­ on the disc begin ished and sometimes emotionally cool style is in stark contrast to the more emotional — promisingly, only to have their virtue compro­ and thus more gripping — manner of Johnston and ex-Solas lead vocalist Karan mised by some unbear­ Casey, but the liner notes of Traditional Irish ably hokey element — Song promise that the 10-song recording is usually the lyrics, some­ times a boner of a hook. just “a prelude to the real thing.” Makes me The good Professor, wonder what the artist has in mind for the frankly, needs a remedial final album. Comparisons with Casey also come to mind when listening to “The Dear Little course in songwriting. To be sure, he has a knack for Isle,” an air on Glaub’s CD that is reminiscent in the catchy composition — the feels and percussion sentiment, if not in passion and effect, to Casey’s lus­ work on Normally are particularly nice (abetted by Bobby and Dannis Hackney and Ed Harvey, as well cious performance of the traditional ballad “Shamrock Shore” on her own first solo CD. Glaub’s as Miller’s own talking drum). But he’s equally adept, disc also includes two “non-Irish” numbers: “Tubin’ unfortunately, at planting corn where it should not Down the Eno” is, in the singer’s words, a “silly” grow. Interestingly, Miller is most natural, and com­ song that was included because it’s about North manding, on the songs that employ more conven­ Carolina. The disc ends with a Sweet Honey in the tional genres — more on that in a minute. The opener, “Wouldn’t That Be Grand,” begins with a Rock-esque chant called “I Will Dwell.” Neither of these cuts measure up to the rest of the selections on snaky rhythm line, then quickly launches into a syn­ the CD, and are so different in style that they seem copated melody that’s a little jazzy, a little poppy, a

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That’s what he’s calling the Vermont singer-songwriter show­ case he’s planning to put on once a month or so. All he needs is per­ formers. If that’s your thing and you’d like, as Silberstein puts it, to “share your hard work with the public,” send a bio, photo and CD or tape to FOB 8523, Burlington, VT 05402. Hmmm, sounds like closet crooners should apply.

not be a day o f rest, but after brunch at 135 Pearl and a jaunts around the corner to Borders, you can laze around for the rest of it if you really want to. The morning meal at Pearl’s will benefit Pride — which Lady Zeno has been doing for months now on Tuesday nights with drag bingo, and surely has helped make this year’s Vermont Pride festivities the biggest and best yet (see spotlight). Then at Borders, all day long, you can ben­ efit the Vermont Youth Orchestra when you buy their CD. Some­ body’s got to keep classical music alive.

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who produces and hosts the show, is optimistic that his conservative station owners will see how sweet it is for viewers to greet the day with a spot of music. Most of the response has been positive, he says.

The TV ratings just came out, too, but he doesn’t know yet how his mini-program fared. “Some people probably turn us off to watch Katie Couric on The Today Show,”’ he concedes. “We’re trying to offer something different, and it’s all local. I hope people will tune in.” So far Byrnes, a 24-yearold UVM grad, has personally invited guests to his show, but he won’t object too much if bands contact him. Just keep in mind the show’s strictly unplugged. Call him at WCAX, 632-6388.

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little reggae lite — a favorite feel for the Prof, appar­ ently, and one that suits the sunny disposition of bis electric violin. That feel is stepped up a notch in “Without a Spark,” but Miller plummets into an illconceived, sinister rap thing for the title track — an unnatural fit if ever there was one, even though the spooky, minimalist noises behind it are intriguing.

From there he proceeds without pause into, arguably, the lowest point in this collection: “Internal Soul” is a mid-tempo rocker with many layers of busy instru­ mentation, all compressed behind out-front, doubled vocals that give us a truly awful, escalating chorus line, “That’s the time to dig a little deeper into your internal soul.” Very ouch, baby. It’s a relief to segue into a genuinely pretty composition, “Fern,” which features a gentle patter of rain and a new-agey grand piano (by Tracy Wolters) and violin duet, in a dreamy production. Miller almost ruins it when he adds vocal lines of pure eco-sap — though I have to admit the sentiment, “Find the time to listen and to be,” is warranted. “Fern” is one of the album’s high­ lights, and offers some of Miller’s most evocative playing. Several songs after this again present good feels dragged down by heavy-handed lyrics: “Good Seed,” for example, is a cool, minimalist percussiondriven thing that lyrically belongs in Jesus Christ Superstar, the sturdy jazz-pop of “Shady Specs” bows to preachiness; and “Simplify Your Life” simply crumbles beneath its own weight, even though, iron­ ically, it’s one of the simplest melodies here. For very different reasons than “Fern,” the final two songs on Normally Demented work just fine; listeners who get this far may agree that Miller is on much firmer footing with the lively, orchestral swing of “Blues Away” — you can imagine Fred Astaire clicketyclacking in the background — and on the closer, “Darlin’ Blues.” The latter has mid-tempo, walking blues pacing and some fine slide guitar from produc­ er Horace Williams, who also contributes other instrumentation throughout and recorded the disc at his Little Castle Studio in Starksboro. I can only sug­ gest that the Professor study up on why these triedand-true formats work — more swing, for instance, might mean a better thing, in the end.

— Pamela Polston

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JULEE GLAUB: The Connecticutbased artist plays Irish tunes on guitar, accompanied by bodhran. Good Times Cafe, Hinesburg, 7:30 p.m. $2.

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VERMONT STAGE AUDITIONS: The award-winning local theater company is seeking actors for upcom­ ing productions of A Streetcar Named Desire, Shakespeare’s R & J and the stage adaptation of Midwives.

Vermont Stage Company, 110 Main Street, Burlington. Register, 862-1497.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings.

FIGURE DRAWING: The human figure motivates aspiring and accom­ plished artists in a weekly drawing session at the Firehouse Gallery, Burlington, 6:30-9:30 p.m. $3-6.

Info, 865-7165.

ARTIST LECTURE SERIES: Photographers Arthur Hynes, Lynda Byran and R. Press show and discuss slides of their work. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m.

Free. Info, 864-1557.

words B.Y.O. POETRY PICNIC: Bring blankets, bug spray and your very best verse to an open, outdoor poetry reading. St. Johnsbury Athenaeum, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 748-8291.

etc ‘BASKETBALL’: An interactive per­ formance by storyteller Perer Burns incorporates personal philosophy and physical challenges on the bas­ ketball court. 72 N. Winooski Ave., Burlington, 10 p.m. Free. Register, 655-2501. *POTLUCK DINNER: Bring a dish to this Pride Vermont event hosted by the Green Mountain Growlers.

McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 893-7484. ▼ ‘QUEER MYSTICISM’: UVM prof Christopher Vaccaro presents his scholarly research on gay elements in various mystical traditions. First Unitarian Universalist Society, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9822.

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LEADER’: Stephen Covey, best-selling author of the Seven Habits of Highly Effective People, addresses leadership issues via satellite. Hoyts Nickelodeon, Burlington, 10:45 a.m. - 5:30 p.m. $199. Info, 800-228-6686.

GARDENING TALK: Got a grow­ ing problem? Green-thumbed “garden sleuth” Charlie Nardozzi answers questions about cultivation. Vermont Community Botanical Garden, S. Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. $10.

Register, 863-1308.

TOWN PLANNING MEETING: Residents share ideas on good growth for West Charlotte Village. Town Hall, Charlotte, 5 p.m. Free. Info, 425-3533.

CHAMBER MIXER: Business types schmooze — and booze — it up with wine tastings and networking at Snow Farm Vineyard, South Hero, 5:307:30 p.m. $12. Info, 863-3489.

ATTENTION DEFICIT MEET­ ING: Children and adults with this neurobiological disorder find support and information at the Austin Auditorium, Fletcher Allen Health Care Center, Burlington, 6:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Info, 651-7615.

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comic out:

Move over, Ellen Degeneres. Lea DeLaria was the First openly lesbian comictcr appear on national television, in 1993. Her singing Broadway performances led The New York Times to describe her as “an Ethel Merman with attitude.” Although comedian Scott Thompson refers to himself as “openly Canadian,” he is so far out of the closet, it’s a wonder he can find a change of clothes. The outrageous Kids in the Hall alum also appeared on “The Larry Sanders Show.” A couple of queers, they provide comic relief on the light side of Pride — with Vermont supplying plenty of material. . .

Friday, June 16. Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 7:30p.m. $25-35. Info, 863-5966.

summer camp

* How did a purposefully B-grade movie turn into a cultural phenomenon? The musical Rocky Horror Picture Show, starring Tim Curry as a “sweet transvestite from transsexual Transylvania,” started out as a play, but midnight screenings of the film surpassed the stage show in popularity. Professor Barry Snyder likens the cultish atmosphere of sing-alongs, costumes and talking back to the screen to “primi­ tive initiation and passage rites.” His talk about cinematic counterculture kicks off three Saturdays of mid­ night screenings of the best — and strangest — of the bunch.

Saturday, June 17. Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

One of five new exhibitions open now at Shelburne Museum .. The m onth o f June is half-price Admission for Vermont residents On Route 7 in Shelburne. Open 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. daily. Accommodations for people with disabilities.

Museum cafe and store open. (802) 985-3346, Shelburne Museum www.shelburnemuseum.org

past perfect:

Most of Vermont’s towns have a historical society — 192, to be exact. The unique characters of historical places are preserved by these societies — so a trip to the Vermont History Expo is a little like a whirlwind tour of the entire state. From Chittenden’s past as the “Spiritualist Capital ol the World” to Isle La Motte’s 450 million-year-old reefs, exhibits reveal Vermont’s quirky past. History talks, Abenaki and contra dances, Franco-American singing and a live performance of The Loggerkcc'p some things in the present tense.

Saturday, June 17 & Sunday, June 18. Tunbridge Fairgrounds, 10 a. m. - 4 p.m. $5- Info, 828-2291.

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■ Even before Andy and Opie headed down to the swimming hole, poles in hand, fishing has been a classic father-and-son event. So it’s fitting that the 19th annual Lake Champlain Fishing Derby, the oldest, largest event of its kind, falls on Fathers’ Day weekend. O f course, everyone — even Mom — is wel­ come to try her luck at reeling ’em in for cash prizes in 30 different species categories. Prefer your seafood tinned? Landlubbers can compete in a jingle contest for Meow Mix cat food — with a fish theme, of course.

Saturday, June 17 through Monday, June 19. Weigh-in stations in Vermont and New York open 9 a.m. - 6 p.m. $25. Register, 862-7777.

tough love l “Spare the rod and spoil the child.” Members of Twelve Tribes, also known as the Church of the Northeast Kingdom, believe in the sanctity of corporal punishment. O n June 22, 1984, in a raid that in some ways resembled the one in Waco, Vermont State Troopers took 112 children from their communal home in Island Pond after former members alleged abuse. District Judge Frank Mahady found the action unconstitutional and returned the children to their parents. The group celebrates the judicial ruling with the debut of a documentary about the 1984 raid, along with folk music, Israeli dancing and discussion groups.

Sunday, June 18. Island Pond Town Beach & Gymnasium, noon. Free. Info, 888-333-6779.

powers of observation ■ If ever there was a case of an author writing what he knows, it’s Thomas Powers, of South Royalton. The Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist has covered intelligence issues since the 1970s and has just published his first novel — a spy thriller — about the secrets surrounding a candidate for the CIA directorship. The Confirmation has already received good reviews, but it does raise a question: The main characters name is Cabot — is that a coincidence, or a hint at a Vermont-based conspiracy?

Interrogate the author at an upcoming book signing.

Tuesday, June 20. Bear Pond Books, Montpelier, 7 p. m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

PIPE ORGAN RECITAL: Organist Yvonne Hoar plays works by Vermont composer Gwyneth Walker, as well as works by early Italian composers. First Baptist Church, Burlington, 7 p.m. $5-10. Info, 660-1937.

BRITISH BALLADS IN NEW ENGLAND: Singer-scholar Burt Porter presents a program of New England ballads, with a focus on Vermont versions. Bixby Memorial Library, Vergennes, 7:30 p.m. Free.

Info, 877-2211.

drama THE ZERO YARD’: Adriano Shaplin’s play about a young female prisoner among hardened criminals and cruel guards debuts before head­ ing to “fringe festivals” in Edinburgh and Philadelphia. 242 Main, Burlington, 8 p.m. $5-15. Info, 8644715.

SOAPFLAKES: The improv group tallows audience-directed plot twists in a bimonthly, soap opera-inspired performance. Club Metronome, ’ Burlington, 7-8 p.m. $3. Info, 8654563.

NIGHT OF THE IGUANA’: lennessee Williams penned this play about a defrocked priest confronted by a tour bus full of angry, pious women in the Mexican rainforest.

Dorset Theatre, 8 p.m. $23-36. Info, 867-2223.

art • See exhibit openings in the art list­ ings.

words ‘FROM PAGE TO SCREEN’ BOOK GROUP: Readers compare Chekhov’s Uncle Vanya to screen ver­ sions, including Louis Malle’s innova­

tive Vanya on 42nd Street. Charlotte Library, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 425-3864.

JAN ALBERS: The local author dis­ cusses and signs her book Hands on the Land: A History of the Vermont Landscape. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 655-0231.

kids STORYTIME: Little listeners hear Junie B. Jones Has a Peep in Her Pocket, and make “peeps” for their own pockets. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 3:30 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

sport BENEFIT GOLF TOURNAMENT: Individual golfers and four-person teams tee up to benefit Northwestern Counseling and Support Services.

Bakersfield Country Club, 9 a.m. $100. Info, 524-6555.

BIKE RIDE: Helmets are de rigueur for cycle enthusiasts on a terrain-tack­ ling ride into the sunset. Meet at Alpine Shop, Middlebury, 6 p.m.

Free. Info, 388-7547.

AUTO RACING: Stock-car speed demons tear up the track in an exhila­ rating competition at Thunder Road, Barre, 7 p.m. $3-7, $15 for families.

Info, 244-1616.

PICK-UP BASKETBALL: Teens hoop it up at a drop-in game.

Spectrum Youth Services, Burlington, 2:30-3:30 p.m. Info, 862-5396 x4l7.

etc BURLINGTON HISTORY TALK: A retired Lake Champlain ferry boat captain speaks about the history of barges and canal boats on the lake.

Champlain Senior Center, Burlington,

11 a.m. Free. Info, 658-3585. ▼ CANDLELIGHT VIGIL: The Vermont Gay Men’s Chorus pipes up at a gathering to remember homosex­ ual victims of violence, suicide and disease. First Unitarian Universalist Church, Burlington, 7 p.m.

Donations. Info, 859-9822 V FUNDRAISING WORKSHOP: Gay and lesbian groups and allied non-profits learn fundraising tech­ niques and development planning.

Burlington Public Works Lakefront Conference Room, 2 p.m. $5. Info, 860-6236. ▼ QUEER NIGHT GATHERING: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and questioning residents party with pride at a casual get-together. Mr. Ups Restaurant, Middlebury, 8 p.m. Free.

Info, 388-8281. ▼ PRIDE KICKOFF RALLY: Friends and members of ths- gay, bisexual and transgendered communi­ ty exercise their right to rally at Main Street Park, Rutland, 6 p.m. Free.

Info, 775-5884.

‘SMART GROWTH’ DISCUS­ SION SERIES: Author and land-use planner Randall Arendt gives an afterdinner talk on conservation planning.

Cortina Inn, Killington, 5:30 p.m. $25. Register, 862-0500.

FARMERS’ MARKET: Graze amongst just-picked produce and homemade baked goods at the Essex Junction Shopping Center, 2-6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-0068.

EMOTIONS ANONYMOUS: Women suffering from depression, anxiety or other problems get support through a 12-step program. 86 Lake Street, Burlington, 6-7 p.m. Free.

Info, 644-1970.

SEXUAL ASSAULT SURVIVORS GROUP: Victims of violence support

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DAVID BALL & GREG KLEIN: The acoustic duo performs offbeat folk tunes at Borders, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 8 p.m.

Free. Info, 865-2711.

LOOSE MONKEYS: The acoustic folk trio serenades book buyers on violin, guitar and mandolin.

Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7-9 p.m.

Free. Info, 452-5684.

PIANO CONCERT: Visiting music professor and acclaimed pianist Menahem Pressler performs at this benefit. Waterside Flail, Adamant Music School, 8 p.m. $5. Info, 862-2400.

SWING DANCE PARTY: The Burlington-based group Swingtet jumps and jives on the green at the Town Hall Theatre, Middlebury, 8 p.m. $8. Info, 388-1436.

THE ROSE ROOM REVUE: Vocalist Penny Towers and guitarist Colin McCaffrey cook up jazz and swing originals for diners at Villa Tragara, Waterbury Center, 6:30 p.m. $5. Info, 244-5288.

SHEILA JORDAN: Bassist Cameron Brown accompanies the jazz songbird in cabaret-style rendi­ tions of standards and originals.

Carving Studio, W. Rutland, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 775-5413.

dance ‘WEDDING DRESSES’: Tracy Penfield uses dance, dresses, music and text to trace the marital stories of six generations of women in her family. Briggs Opera House, White River Junction, 8 p.m. $12. Info, 685-3138.

‘THE 21 PRAISES OF TARA’: Teacher and performer Prema Dasara leads an introduction to sacred dance traditions from India, Nepal, Tibet and Bali. McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 7-9:30 p.m. $5-10.

Info, 223-2467.

LATINO DANCE PARTY: Deejay Hector “El Salsero” Cobeo spins discs at a spicy shakedown for Latin lovers. Clarion Hotel, S. Burlington, 9 p.m. - 1 a.m. $5. Info, 862-5082.

Hero Methodist Church, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 796-3048.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: Kids sing songs with Robert Resnik and his fiddle-playing friend Gigi Weisman. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 11-11:30 a.m.

Free. Register, 865-7216.

SONG AND STORYTIME: Threes are company at this singing read-along. Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 10-10:30 a.m. Free.

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OPEN VOLLEYBALL: Born to serve? Get into an informal game open to all adults. YMCA, Burlington, 1:30-3:30 p.m. Free.

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SENIORSW IM : Older adults get aquatic exercise during pool time set aside for seniors only. YMCA, Burlington, 2-4 p.m. Free. Info, 864-7541.

YOUTH VOLLEYBALL: Young players aged 13 and up dig into an outdoor game. Spectrum Youth Services, Burlington, 1-2:45 p.m.

Free. Info, 862-5396.

FULL MOON PADDLE: Glide along the Clyde by the light of the last full moon of spring. Canoes, paddles and life jackets are provided at the Vermont Leadership Center, E. Charleston, 8 p.m. $5. Register, 723-4705.

art • Also, see exhibit openings in the art listings.

LIVING TREASURES’ LEC­ TURE SERIES: Acclaimed artist and national academician Pat Adams uses slides to explain her painting process. Shelburne Town Hall, 7:30 p.m. Free. Info, 985-3648.

‘SACRED BUFFALO’: Artist-in­ resident James Durham discusses the buffalo skeleton he carved over a seven-year period — the largest sin­ gle piece of scrimshawed art in exis­ tence. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 748-2372.

words POETRY SLAM: Writers compete for cash in this spirited word wran­ gle. Rhombus Gallery, 186 College St., Burlington, 7:30 p.m. for read­ ers, 8 p.m. for spectators. $5. Info, 865-0569.

RICKEY GARD DIAMOND: The Vermont author reads from her novel, Second Sight, about a victim of domestic violence. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, 655-0231.

kids DUO SZIGET: Oboist Sarah Skutel and pianist Scott Holden team up to play fun, classical pieces at a concert for children. North

etc T LEA DELARIA AND SCOTT THOMPSON: Canadian cut-up Scott Thompson, of Kids In the Hall fame, performs after a stand-up set by the brassy singer-comic Lea DeLaria. See “to do” list, this issue.

Flynn Theatre, Burlington, 7:30 p.m. $25-35. Info, 863-5966.

BURLINGTON STAGE & SCREEN AWARDS: Logger star Rusty Dewees emcees the local ver­ sion of the Academy Awards — an evening of dining, dancing and trib­ utes at Alliot Hall, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 5:30 p.m. $35.

Info, 865-7166.

SPIRITUALITY TALK: An after­

dinner interfaith circle discussion focuses on the search for spiritual meaning. Ohavi Zedek Synagogue, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Register, 864- 0218.

SUNSET CRUISE: Mango Jam serves up tropical tunes on a dinner cruise to raise funds for the hospice efforts of the Visiting Nurses Association. Rain or shine, the Champlain Ferry departs the King Street Dock, Burlington, 6:30 p.m. $35. Info, 860-4435.

T PRIDE CRUISE: The Vermont Gay Social Alternatives organization hosts this floating fun fest departing from the Burlington Ferry Dock, 7:30 p.m. $25. Info, 863-3669.

‘EXPERIENCING GRACE’: Elder artists participating in a communi­ ty-based artmaking program for seniors speak about non-traditional visual arts teaching methods. Ver­ mont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 1-3 p.m. Free. Register, 388-4964.

BUTTERFLY WALK: Naturalists lead a net-free search for lavish lepidoptera, including black and tiger swallowtails, viceroys and monarchs.

VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 3-4 p.m. $3. Info, 229-6206.

HOT AIR BALLOON FESTIVAL: Hot-air balloonists launch a day of family-friendly festivities, including music by local acts like The Wood’s Tea Company. Quechee Village Green, 3 p.m. $6. Info, 295-7900. ▼ PRIDE PICNIC: Even pets are welcome at this picnic for the entire family — however you define it. ■ Worcester, 5:30-8:30 p.m. Free. For location or info, 229-4560 ‘2600’ MEETING: Hackers, cyber­ punks, geeks and assorted wired types meet to socialize and converse.

Borders, Church St. Marketplace, Burlington, 5-8 p.m. Free. Info, 865- 2711.

BATTERED WOMEN’S SUP­ PORT GROUP: Battered Women’s Services and Shelter facilitates a group in Barre, 10 a.m. Free. Info, 223-0855.

GLBTQ SUPPORT GROUP: Gay, lesbian, bisexual, transgendered and

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DOUG COTLER: The Grammy Award-winning Jewish singer per­ forms contemporary originals in the UVM Recital Hall, Burlington, 7 p.m. $10. Info, 862-5125.

DUO SZIGET: Oboist Sarah Skutel and pianist Scott Holden play classi­ cal and modern trios and blues pieces by Benny Goodman with assistance from violinist Ben Parker.

North Hero Methodist Church, 7:30 p.m. $15. Info, 796-3048.

dance ‘WEDDING DRESSES’: See June 16.

▼ PRIDE OUTDOOR DANCE: Queer comedians, drag queens and deejays outdo each other at a tentcovered event for the 18-and-over set. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 7 p.m. $8. Info, 863-2343. ▼ PRIDE BALL: Outright Vermont hosts a deejay dance party for all ages to benefit the non-profit organization for gay, lesbian, bisexu­ al, transgender and questioning youth. Burlington City Hall, 7:3011 p.m. $5. Info, 865-9677.

‘DANCES OF UNIVERSAL PEACE’: Put spiritual practice in motion by participating in dances and songs that celebrate community.

Vermont Yoga Studio, Chace Mill, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. $5-7. Info, 482-2836.

CONTRA DANCE: Rick Mohr calls for Pairadocs at this northernstyle community hoedown. Capitol

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‘MOTION DETECTOR’: Four modern choreographers — including Selene Colburn — perform a varied program of solos, ducts and video works in a program subtitled “San Francisco to St. Johnsbury” Cata­ mount Arts Center, St. Johnsbury, 3 p.m. $5. Info, 748-2600.

dram a ‘NIGHT OF THE IGUANA’: See June 15, 4 & 8:30 p.m.

film ▼ ‘MIDNIGHT MOVIES’: A film professor examines the “camp, cult and counterculture” of midnight movies such as The Rocky Horror Picture Show and Freaks. See “to do” list, this issue. Burlington College, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 862-9616.

‘WEST BEIRUT’: A free-spirited teen tries to get his Super 8 movie developed in his war-torn hometown in this autobiographical film written and directed by Ziad Doueiri. Dana Auditorium, Middlebury College, 7 & 9 p.m. Free. Info, 443-6433.

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w o rd s ALISON BECHDEL: The Vermont cartoonist afid author signs her newest book, Post Dykes to Watch Out For. Peace- & Justice Store, Church Street Marketplace, Burlington, 1-3 p.m. Free. Info, 863-8326.

kids ‘WHAT IN THE WORLD IS IT?’: Music, crafts and a visit from Champ mark the official opening of a new interactive maze at Lake Champlain Basin Science Center, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $2-3.

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sport AUTO RACING: See June 15, Airborne International Raceway, Plattsburgh, N.Y., 7:30 p.m.

LCI FISHING DERBY: Reel in the big ones for cash prizes and to raise money for Lake Champlain conser­ vation. See “to do” list, this issue.

Weigh-in stations in Vermont and New York are open from 9 a.m. to 6 p.m. $25. Register, 862-7777.

PADDLERS’ TRIAL WORK TRIP: Kayakers and canoers hit the waters to help clean and maintain a new overnight camping site on Lake Champlain. Meet at Sheraton, S. Bur­ lington, 9 a.m. Free. Info, 658-1414.

BUTLER LODGE WORK PRO­ JECT: The Green Mountain Club leads a four-mile work hike to rebuild a popular shelter on Mount Mansfield. Register, 878-9403.

BIKE RIDE: Bucolic views await bikers along 31 miles of dirt and paved roads in the Northfield Falls area. Meet at Montpelier High School, 9 a.m. Free. Register, 229-9851.

etc HOT AIR BALLOON FESTIVAL: See June 16, 5:30 a.m. - 7 p.m.

ANTIQUE CAR MEET: Classic cars add an antique atmosphere of another era to the Ethan Allen Homestead, Burlington, 10 a.m. 3:30 p.m. $4. Info, 865-4556.

TOY ROADSHOW: Comb the attic for classic toys — made before 1965 — to sell to collectors. Best Western, S. Burlington, 8 a.m. - 7 p.m. Free. Info, 217-636-8012.

TAG & BOOK SALE: Pick up classy cast-off furniture, clothing, jewelry, books and other assorted

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CLASSIC CAR SHOW: A parking lot packed with vintage vehicles brings auto enthusiasts to Libby’s Blue Line Diner, Winooski, 4-8 p.m.

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VERMONT HISTORY EXPO: Displays by historical societies from every corner of the state highlight a weekend of heritage-related perfor­ mances and talks. See “to do” list, this issue. Tunbridge Fairgrounds, 10 a.m. - 4 p.m. $5. Info, 828-2291. ▼ PRIDE PARADE & FESTIVAL: Gay, lesbian, transgendered, question­ ing and allied Vermonters get festive with a Church Street rally and parade that leads to a daylong festival at Waterfront Park, Burlington, 10:30 a.m. - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 859-9822.

GARDEN TOUR: Local gardeners open their yards to public scrutiny and admiration on a green tour to raise money for local conservation efforts. Lewis Creek Road, Hinesburg, 11 a.m. - 5 p.m. $15. Info, 482-2118.

AUCTION & FLEA MARKET: Place live bids on a bounty of antiques and collectibles or browse bric-a-brac to benefit the Vermont State Grange Center, Brookfield, 11 a.m. Free. Info, 877-3031.

HONEYBEE TALK: Get the buzz on beneficial habits of honeybees, visit a hive and learn how to start an apiary. Village Inn, E. Burke, 10 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5. Register, 723-4705.

CRAFT FAIR & FLEA MARKET: Shoppers exhibit bazaar behavior while browsing for new, handmade and used goods. Vermont State Fairgrounds, Rutland, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Free. Info, 492-2013.

WINE TASTING: Get in touch with your inner oenophile at an intro­ duction to various vini. Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington, 1-5 p.m.

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WOMEN’S BOOK GROUP: Literary women report on eight con­ temporary novels in a session enti­ tled “How Reading Changed My Life.” Deerleap Books, Bristol, 7-8 p.m. Free. Info, 453-5684.

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‘DIE WINTERREISE’: Baritone Michael Kabay and pianist Eliza Thomas perform Schubert’s famous art song cycle. Barre Opera House, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 479-7937.

dance ‘THE 21 PRAISES OF TARA’: Prema Dasara leads local dancers in a sacred ritual dance from Buddhist traditions. McClure Multigenerational Center, Burlington, 6 p.m.

Donations. Info, 223-2467.

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VARIETY SHOW AUDITIONS: Comics, poets, musicians and enter­ tainers of every sort get a shot at a slot on a public access show.

Richmond, 1-4 p.m. Free. Register for directions and time, 434-2604.

film ‘1984 REVISITED’: A speak-out and teach-in follow a screening of “Island Pond Raid,” a new docu­ mentary about the state’s illegal seizure of children from a funda­ mentalist community in the Northeast Kingdom. See “to do” list, this issue. Island Pond Town Beach &CGymnasium, noon. Free. Info; 888-333-6779. v- '

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ELMORE MOUNTAIN HIKE: A moderate-paced 4.5-mile hike leads to great views of Jay Peak from a tower at the end of the Worcester Range. Register, 878-2035.

FATHERS’ DAY HIKE: Pops are tops on this botanist-led nature hike through a former sheep farm revert­ ing to a hickory forest. Rokeby Museum, Ferrisburgh, 2 p.m. $3.

Register, 877-3406.

KAYAK & CANOE DEMON­ STRATION: Come prepared to get wet — paddles, flotation devices and test boats are all provided. Red Rocks Park, S. Burlington, noon - 5 p.m. Free. Info, 651-8760.

etc VERMONT HISTORY EXPO: See June 17t TOY ROADSHOW: See June 17.

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A DAY IN THE COUNTRY’: The Morgan horse gallops away with honors at this agricultural showcase featuring food, activities and equine events. Morgan House Complex, Shelburne, 10 a.m. - 3 p.m. Free.

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FRIENDSHIP WALK & FAIR: A fhort walk for fun leads to a mentor­ ing fair at Burlington City Hall Park.

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SPIRITUAL LECTURE: Indian spiritual teachers Shree Maa and Swami Satyananda Saraswati discuss yogic topics. Burlington City Hall Auditorium, 2 p.m. Free. Info, 388-6206.

T PRIDE BRUNCH: Queer folk and their friends feast on a bounti­ ful eat-and-greet buffet. 135 Pearl, Burlington, 11 a.m. - 2 p.m. $5.

Info, 863-2343. ▼ WIND-DOWN PICNIC: “Proud” picnickers finish off the weekend by the water, with music and games for the whole family.

Knights Point State Park, North Hero, 1 p.m. $2. Info, 859-9822.

BREAD & PUPPET OPEN HOUSE: Fiddler Burt Porter per­ forms at this 25th anniversary cele­ bration of the political puppet troupe. Bread & Puppet Museum, Glover, 1-5 p.m. Donations. Info, 525-3031.

BIRD TOUR: Look for peregrine falcons and common loons on a guided avian outing in central Vermont, 8 a.m. - noon. $20.

Register, 454-4640.

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CHAMPLAIN ECHOES: Harmonious women compare notes at a weekly rehearsal of the all­ female barbershop chorus. The Pines, Dorset St., S. Burlington, 7-

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‘GREASE’: Equity actors bring plenty of gas to a production of the musical about love and cars in a 1959 high school class. McCarthy Arts Center, St. Michael’s College, Colchester, 8 p.m. $22. Info, 654-2281.

sport LCI FISHING DERBY: See June 17.

BIKE RIDE: See June 15.

PICK-UP BASKETBALL: See June 15, 2:15-3:30 p.m.

etc TOY ROADSHOW: See June 17.

KNITTING GROUP: Needle workers swap techniques and design ideas with other wool workers.

Northeast Fiber Arts Center, S. Burlington, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-4981.

WORKERS’ RIGHTS: Employees facing discrimination, unsafe work­ ing conditions, insurance problems and other labor issues get help from an advocate at the Worker’s Rights Center, Burlington City Hall, 4:308:30 p.m. Free. Info, 865-7184.

NETWORKING GROUP: Employee hopefuls get job leads, connections, skills and support.

Career Resource Center, Vermont Department of Employment & Training, Burlington, 1 p.m. Free.

Info, 652-0322.

PUBLIC MEDITATION: Take a step on the path to enlightenment in an environment that instructs beginners and supports practiced thinkers. Ratna Shri Tibetan Medita­ tion Center, 12 Hillside Ave., Mont­ pelier, 6:30 p.m. Free. Info, 223-5435.

BATTERED WOMEN’S SUP­ PORT GROUP: Women Helping Battered Women facilitates a group in Burlington, 6:30-8 p.m. Free.

art • See exhibit openings in the art listings.

words THOMAS POWERS: The Pulitzer Prize-winning journalist reads from his first espionage novel, The Confirmation. See “to do” list, this issue. Bear Pond Books, Montpel­ ier, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 229-0774.

WRITERS’ WORKSHOP: Wanna­ be writers get assignments and regu­ lar feedback at this monthly meet­ ing. Barnes & Noble, S. Burling­ ton, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 864-8001.

BURLINGTON WRITERS GROUP: Bring pencil, paper and the will to be inspired to this writerly gathering at the Daily Planet, Burlington, 7-9 p.m. Free.

Info, 862-9647.

kids STORYTIME: See June 14, 10 a.m. & 1 p.m.

‘MUSIC WITH ROBERT AND GIGI’: See June 16.

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USUI REIKI LEVEL I: Saturday, June 17, 10 a.m. - 5 p.m. Rising Sun Healing Center, 35 King St., Burlington. $95. Register, 8659813. “A ttune”yourselfand others for healing and personal growth.

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Vermont Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu Academy, 4 Howard St., Burlington. Info, 660-4072. Escape fear with an integrated self-defense system based on technique, not size, strength or speed.

PLANT MEDICINE: Saturday, June 17, 9 a.m. - noon.

Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $25. Register, 8654422. Search for local medicinal plants in the fields, woods and wet­ lands around Bayside Park in Colchester.

‘INTENSIVE FRENCH CON­ VERSATION’: July 10, 11, 13, 14, 17, 18, 20 and 21, 6:30-8:30 p.m. The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $160 includes Alliance Franchise membership, $140 for Alliance Franchise mem­ bers. Register, 655-0231.

Intermediate and advanced French speakers practice speaking, listening, reading and writing skills.

ITALIAN: Group and individual instruction, beginner to advanced, all ages. Middlebury area. Info, 1 545-2676. Immerse yourself in Italian to get ready for a trip abroad, or to better enjoy the country’s music, art and cuisine.

ESL: Ongoing small group classes, beginners and intermediates.

Vermont Adult Learning, Sloan Hall, Fort Ethan Allen, Colchester.

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Info, 863-3659. Learn how to use these alternative medicines to treat ailments in yourself and your family.

MASSAGE: Fall enrollment is underway. Touchstone Healing Arts School of Massage, 35 King St., Burlington. Info, 658-7715. Take classes to become a massage practi­ tioner.

FOOT REFLEXOLOGY: Ongoing classes. S. Burlington Yoga Studio, Barrett St. Info, 6583766. Learn this fun and easyform o f acu-pressure foot massage from a certified reflexologist.

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PAINTING CERAMICS: Ongoing classes. Blue Plate Ceramic Cafe, 119 College St., Burlington. Free. Info, 652-0102.

Learn the fundamentals o f painting ceramics.

POTTERY, PAINTING AND PHOTOGRAPHY: Morning and evening classes, Saturday work­ shops and parent-child classes. Frog Hollow State Craft Center, Middlebury, Info, 388-3177 or www.froghollow.org. Take classes in calligraphy and collage.

POTTERY & SCULPTURE: All ages and abilities, group classes, private lessons, studio rental. Day, evening and weekend offerings.

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Discover hoiv to face your fears and make your dreams come true.

ju gg lin g JUGGLING CLUB: Ongoing Mondays, 5-7 p.m. Basement of Memorial Auditorium, Burlington.

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kendo KENDO: Ongoing Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays, 6:45-8:30 p.m. Warren Town Hall.

Donations. Info, 496-4669.

Develop focus, control and power through this Japanese samurai sword­ fencing martial art.

kid s ‘FRENCH IS FUN’ CAMP: Monday through Friday, Session I July 10 through 14, Session II July 17 through 21, 10 a.m. - noon.

The Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski. $80/week or $155/both.

Register, 655-0231. First- through third-graders learn French language by reading, playing games and mak­ ing music en fran^ais.

PAINTING AND PRINTMAK­ ING: Monday through Friday, July 24 through 28, 9 a.m. - noon.

Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, 135 Church St., Burlington. $100. Register, 865-7166. Six- to eight-year-olds make abstract and impressionistic prints and paintings.

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‘THE WAY OF THE SUFI’: Tuesdays, 7:30-9 p.m. S. Burlington. Free. Info, 658-2447.

This Sufi-style meditation incorpo­ rates breath, sound and movement.

MEDITATION: Sundays, 9 a.m.

- noon. Burlington Shambhala Center, 187 S. Winooski Ave. Free.

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MEDITATION: Thursdays, 78:30 p.m. Green Mountain Learning Center, 13 Dorset Lane, Suite 203, Williston. Free. Info, 872-3797. Don’t just do something, sit there!

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Practice guided meditation for relax­ ation and focus.

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‘CONTEMPORARY SPIRITUAL WRITING’: Class begins Wednesday, July 5. UVM Continuing Education, on-line class. Info, 800-639-3210 or cybersummer.uvm.edu. Join others on­ line to discuss spiritual writing and religious traditions.

‘DREAMWORK AND CRE­ ATIVITY’: Saturday and Sunday, July 22 and 23. On the Loose, Huntington. $190. Info, 4347257. Writers, artists and dreamers gather for activities that tap their cre­ ativity.

sport SKYDIVING: Ongoing classes.

Vermont Skydiving Adventures, Addison. Info, 759-3483.

Experience “static line, ”tandem and acceleratedfreefall jumps.

support groups ALCOHOLICS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations.

Free. Info, 658-4221. Want to over­ come a drinking problemI Take the first step — o f 12 — and join a group in your area.

AL-ANON: Ongoing Wednesdays, 8 p.m. First Congregational Church, N. Winooski Ave., Burlington. Free. Info, 655-6512.

Do you have a friend or relative with an alcohol problem?Alcoholics Anonymous can help.

NARCOTICS ANONYMOUS: Ongoing daily groups. Various locations in Burlington, S. Burlington and Plattsburgh. Free.

Info, 862-4516. I f you’re ready to stop using drugs, this group o f recov­ ering addicts can offer inspiration.

OVEREATERS ANONYMOUS: Daily meetings in various locations.

Free. Info, 863-2655. Overeaters meet for support around food and health issues.

PARTNERS AND FRIENDS OF SURVIVORS: Group forming.

Info, 655-4907. Partners and friends o f childhood abuse survivors share struggles and successes with peers.

PSYCHIATRIC SUPPORT GROUP: Thursdays, 7 p.m.

Various Burlington locations. Free.

Info, 288-1006. Get peer supportfor depression, anxiety or other psychi­ atric illness.

SEX AND LOVE ADDICTS ANONYMOUS: Sundays, 7 p.m.

Free. Info, write to P.O. Box 5843, Burlington, 05402. Get help through this weekly 12-step program.

VT. RESOLVE INFERTILITY SUPPORT GROUP: Wednesday, July 5, 6-8 p.m. New England Federal Credit Union, Taft Corner, Williston. Info, 657-2542. Talk with others about infertility issues.

video COMPUTER VIDEO EDITING: Saturday or Tuesday, June 24 or 27, 9 a.m. - 4 p.m. Stowe. Info, 5632235 or ffarmer@plainfield.bypass.com. Learn how to create videos to promote your business, nonprofit group or hobby on local television and the Internet.

w ine WINE TASTING CLASS: Friday, June 16, 6:30-7:30 p.m. Wine Works, 133 St. Paul St., Burlington. $20. Info, 951-WINE. Get away from Chardonnay at this tasting.

w riting ‘HOW TO KEEP W RITING’: Thursday, June 29, 6-9 p.m.

Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $25. Register, 8654422. Get advice on keeping a jour­ nal, starting a writers’group, and finding books and magazines to inspire you to keep writing.

‘IAMBIC PENTAMETER AND FRIENDS’: Two Mondays, July 10 and 17, 6-9 p.m. Community College of Vermont, Burlington. $52. Register, 865-4422. Get an introduction to traditional meter and rhyme as you explore the poems o f the great poets and workshop your own poetry.

yoga BEECHER HILL YOGA: Ongoing daytime & evening classes for all levels. Info, 482-3191. Get private or group instruction in prena­ tal yoga, integrative yoga therapy or gentle yoga for recovery and rehabili­ tation.

S. BURLINGTON YOGA: Ongoing Classes. Barrett St., S. Burlington. Info, 658-3766. Focus on stretching, breathing, relaxation and centering with Hatha yoga.

UNION STREET STUDIO: Daily classes for all levels. 306 S. Union St., Burlington. Info, 8603991. Practice many styles o f yoga with certified instructors.

YOGA: Ongoing classes. Being Peace Center for Yoga and Massage, 57 River Rd., Essex Jet. Info, 878-5299. Lawrence Campisi and Deborah Binder teach Kripalustyle yoga.

YMCA YOGA: Ongoing classes.

YMCA, College St., Burlington.

Info, 862-9622. Take classes in vari­ ous yoga styles.

YOGA VERMONT: Daily classes, noon, 5:30 and 7:30 p.m. Saturday and Sunday, 9:30 a.m. Chace Mill, Burlington. Info, 660-9718 or yogavermont.com. Astanga-style “power”yoga classes offer sweaty fun for all levels o f experience.

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COLLEGE INTRO SESSION: Learn about career-building pro­ grams in fields like human services, conflict management and paralegal studies. Woodbury College, Montpelier, 9:30 a.m. - 1 p.m. &C 4:30-8:30 p.m. Free. Register, 800639-6039.

SOLSTICE CELEBRATION: Celebrate the longest day of the year by making sun symbols and sitting around a bonfire. VINS North Branch Nature Center, Montpelier, 8 p.m. Free. Info, 229-6206.

BUSINESS & PROFESSIONAL WOMEN’S MEETING: Cynthia Lynn, co-publisher of the St. Albans Messenger and certified aromathera­ pist, speaks about natural healing at this monthly meeting. Sandbagger Restaurant, St. Albans, 6 p.m. $12.

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ZEN STUDY GROUP: A gather­ ing of Buddhism-inclined people reminds you to be mindful with meditation and discussion. Barnes & Noble, S. Burlington, 7 p.m.

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‘COMPASSIONATE FRIENDS’: People mourning the loss of chil­ dren, grandchildren or siblings get support at the Community Lutheran Church, S. Burlington, 79 p.m. Free. Info, 482-5319.

FRENCH CONVERSATION GROUP: Freshen up your French, with a Quebecois accent, in this informal social cercle at Borders, Church Street Marketplace, Burling­ ton, 6 p.m. Free. Info, 660-9823.

FATHERS AND CHILDREN TOGETHER: Dads and kids spend quality time together during a weekly meeting at the Wheeler Community School, Burlington, 57 p.m. Free. Info, 860-4420.

BATTERED WOMEN’S SUP­ PORT GROUP: Battered Women Services and Shelter facilitates a group in Montpelier, 5:30-7 p.m.

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WHAT THE BUTLER SAW’: British playwright Joe Orton penned this wild farce about a psy­ choanalyst and his patients. Pendragon T heatre, Saranac Lake, N.Y., 8 p.m. $17. Info, 888-701-5977.

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SOUTHERN CONNECTOR MEETING: The public weighs in on the latest updates to the design of the proposed road project.

Champlain Elementary School, Burlington, 7 p.m. Free. Info, 863-9094.

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‘WEST SIDE STORY’: Leonard Bernstein wrote this musical version of Romeo and Jidiet about lovers separated by rival New York gangs.

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Vermont fine artists are invited to submit works to the juried Art Fair at Union Station. Deadline: July 15. For application, SASE to Art Fair d o Artspace, P.O. Box 4328, Burlington, VT 05406.

Montpelier artists are eligible for Community Arts Grants for proposals between $150-1000 through the city of Montpelier. Deadline: July 5. Info, call 223-9502.

openings

LIQ U lb F IR E : T H E A R T O F G L A S S ,

handblown glass by regional artists. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. Reception June 16, 5:30-7:30 p.m.

W ILFO R D N Y E S M IT H , black-andwhite photos of the state capital in the early 1900s. Montpelier City Hall, 223-3097. Reception June 19, 4-6 p.m.

JU D ITH S T O N E , S U S A N S M E R E KA A N D LY N N IM P E R A T O R E ,

paintings and works in mixed media. Chaffee Art Center, Rutland, 775-0356. Reception June 16, 5-7 p.m.

ongoing BURLINGTON AREA M A R G A R E T C H R IS T E N S E N , paint-

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ings and journals by the “outsider” artist. Fleming Museum, UVM, Burlington, 656-0750. June 15 September 17.

M A R K T O U G IA S , new impression­ ist oils. Blue Heron Gallery, S. Burlington, 863-1866. Through June.

A R T ’S A L IV E 1 4 T H A N N U A L F IN E AR TS F E S T IV A L, a group show of

over 50 artists. Union Station, Burlington, 864-1557. Through July 7.

IN F U L L B LO O M , ink drawings by Jim Gerstman. Rhombus Gallery, Burlington, 865-3144. Through June.

JA N E T FR E D ER IC K S , paintings and monotypes, and M A R Y B ETH M O R R IS S EA U , monotypes. DollAnstadt Gallery, Burlington, 8643661. Through June.

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DAVID S M IT H , paintings; D R U , paintings and drawings; and TO M LA W S O N , paintings. Daily Planet, Burlington, 862-3779. Through June.

R A C H E L S C H A T T M A N , paintings and etchings. Muddy Waters, Burlington, 849-6689. Through June.

LILIES O F T H E A L L E Y , flower paintings by Alley Gat Arts stu­ dents. Speeder & Earl’s, Burlington, 865-5079. Through July 1.

LIN ES A N D E D G E S , paintings and collages by Barbara K. Waters.

Cathedral Church of St. Paul, Burlington, 864-0471. Through June.

BRING Y O U R OW N T H E M E , a group art exhibit in mixed media.

Rose Street Gallery, Burlington, 660-8460. Through June 25.

M Y T H IC A L H IC C U P , collages and drawings by L.J. Kopf. Book Rack, Champlain Mill, Winooski, 6550231. Through June 29.

E LD E R A R T S H O W , works in mixed media by senior citizens.

Fletcher Room. Also, DONNA S T A FFO R D , new works. Pickering Room, Fletcher Free Library, Burlington, 865-7211. Through June.

T H E FA B U LO U S ’ 5 0 S : W E L C O M E H O M E TO P O S T-W A R V E R M O N T ,

the museum’s newest historic house, depicting a Vermont family in 1950. Also, S O M ET H IN G O LD , S O M ET H IN G N E W : Continuity and Change in American Furniture and Decorative Arts, 1700-1820; FR O M G EO R G E W A S H IN G T O N TO P.T. B A R N U M ,

prints; and L A N D S C A P E & LIG H T ,

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paintings by Martin Johnson Heade. Shelburne Museum, 9853348. Ongoing.

PIC K O F T H E L IT T E R , a group show of two- and three-dimen­ sional work inspired by discarded materials and found objects.

FlynnDog Gallery, Burlington, 652-9985. Through June 26.

IAN K A R N , acrylic paintings of the Green Mountains and Cape Cod beaches. Finale Salon, S. Burlington, 862-0713. Through July 15.

JO R D A N D O U G LA S , photos and paintings of Ecuador. Uncommon Grounds, Burlington, 425-3165.

Through June.

W ILD LIFE A R T , featuring watercolor trout flies by Lynn Powers. The Gallery Upstairs, Hinesburg, 4826380. Through June.

D AN F IS H E R , new paintings.

Furchgott Sourdiffe Gallery, Shelburne, 985-3848. Through June 20.

E T H A N M U R R 0 W , recent paintings and mixed-media works. Firehouse Center for the Visual Arts, Burlington, 865-7166. Through June 18.

V IS IO N S O F A N A L C H E M IS T ,

paintings, sculptures and photog­ raphy by Meryl Lebowitz. Frog Hollow Vermont State Craft Center, Burlington, 863-6458.

Through June 18.

G R A N IT E B A S A LT W O O D , pho­ tographs of the American Southwest, the Bay of Fundy and the Winooski River by UVM art prof Tom Brennan. ArtSpace 150 at the Mens Room, Burlington, 864-2088. Through June.

R O B E R T B R U N E L L E , recent oil

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paintings. Better Bagel, Williston, 879-2808. Through June.

RICK S U T T A , oil paintings “with impact.” Rick Sutta Gallery, Burlington, 860-7506. Ongoing.

CHAMPLAIN VALLE V N IN E V E R M O N T A L U M N I A R T IS T S , prints and paintings by

Middlebury College graduates.

Sheldon Museum, Middlebury, 388-2117. Through July 29.

T IM E ON O U R H A N D S , one-of-akind clocks by Wendy Copp and mixed-media collage works by Anna Fugaro. Frog Hollow, Middlebury, 388-3711. Through June 19.

JA C K C H A S E & E M IL Y B IS S E L L LA IR D , sculpture and paintings,

respectively. Ferrisburgh Artisans Guild, 877-3668. Through June 21.

13 A L U M N I A R T IS T S , a juried exhibition of sculpture, painting, photography and installation art by prominent college alumni.

Johnson Memorial Gallery, Middlebury College Museum of Art, 443-5007. Through December 10.

3 2 N D A N N U A L S E N IO R S TU D IO A R T M A JO R S S H O W , work in all

mediums by graduating students.

Middlebury College Museum of Art, Upper Gallery, 443-5007.

Through August 13.

S IG N A LS A N D M E S S A G E S : C E L E ­ B RATING 25 Y E A R S O F G R A C E,

featuring the works of nine artists in the Grass Roots Art and Community Effort program.

Vermont Folklife Center, Middlebury, 388-4964. Through August 12.

CENTRAL VERMONT L Y N A LO U N O R D S T R O M , monotypes, and M IM I L O V E , acrylic and

watercolor paintings. La BriocheCafe, Montpelier, 229-0443.

Through June.

H 2 0 : W A TER AS A T H E M E IN A R T , installations, paintings,

sculpture and photography with the theme of water, Main Gallery.

Also, T H E V E R M O N T W A T E R C O L ­ OR S O C IE T Y , an exhibit of watercolor paintings, South Gallery.

T.W. Wood Art Gallery, Vermont College, Montpelier, 828-8743.

Through July.

A R T IN T H E S U P R E M E C O U R T ,

paintings by Adelaide Murphy Tyrol and photos by Richard Murphy. Vermont Supreme Court, Montpelier, 828-3278. June 19 July 22.

T H E A L C H E M Y O F R A K U , an exhibit of seven clay artists using the raku firing technique. Vermont Clay Studio, Waterbury, 2441126. Through June.

B A R B A R A B E S K IN D , has relief paintings and drawings enhanced by creative stitchery. Spotlight Gallery, Vermont Arts Council, Montpelier, 828-3291. Through June.

1 9 T H -C E N T U R Y P R IN T S FR O M T H E P E R M A N E N T C O L LE C T IO N ,

featuring etchings and engravings

by Thomas Waterman Wood. T.W. Wood Gallery, Montpelier, 8288743. Through July 30.

NORTHERN W E T L A N D S / M A P L E S , acrylics by

Lorraine C. Manley. Sugar Mill Art Gallery, St.. Albans, 527-0042.

Through August.

H A R O LD D R U R Y , mythic oil paint­ ings. East Gallery, Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358. June 16 - July 16.

B ET H P E A R S O N , an exhibition of oil paintings. Clarke Galleries, Stowe, 253-7116. June 1 7 -July 1.

Also, 1 9 T H A N D 2 0 T H C E N T U R Y A M E R IC A N A R T IS T S , including landscape paintings by Vermont artists Kathleen Kolb, Thomas Curtin, Cynthia Price and more.

Ongoing.

FR O M T H E C R EA T IV E C O M M U N I­ T Y , artworks by the staff of the

Vermont Studio Center. Helen Day Art Center, Stowe, 253-8358.

June 17 - August 27.

7 0 T H A N N U A L JU N E JU R IED A R T S H O W , the Northern Vermont _

Artist Association’s exhibit of 100 .works in mixed media by area artists. Mary Bryan Memorial Gallery, Jeffersonville, 644-5100.

Through July 9.

S A C R ED B U F FA LO , a buffalo skele­ ton carved with scenes from Lakota Sioux traditions. Fairbanks Museum, St. Johnsbury, 7482372. Through August.

ELSEWHERE B ILL H O P P E R , paintings. Beldon-

Noble Library, Essex, N.Y., 518963-7226. Through August.

A M E R IC A N Q U ILTS & F O LK A R T ,

by area artists. Cupola House Gallery, Essex, N.Y., 518-9637494. Through July 10.

P IP ILO T TI R IS T , video installa­ tions. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Benaiah Gibb Pavilion, 514285-1600. Through August 6.

FR O M R EN O IR TO P IC A S S O , mas­ terpieces from the Musee de l’Orangerie. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-285-1600. Through October 15.

FR O M B O U C H E R TO V U IL LA R D :

French Master Drawings from the Mrs. Marjorie Bronfman Collection, including works from the 16th century to the 1930s.

Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-285-1600. Through September 3.

C O M P LE T IN G T H E P IC T U R E : H A T S , FA S H IO N A N D F IN E A R T ,

paintings, photographs and man­ nequins featuring millinery fash­ ions from 1820-1930. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 603-6462808. Through September 24.

S C R E E N S & S C R O L L S , Japanese paintings from the J3th through the 19th century. Hood Museum of Art, Dartmouth College, Hanover, N .H ., 603-646-2808.

Through June 18.

G E N E V IE V E C A D IE U X , photo­ graphic and acoustic installations and sculptures. Montreal Museum of Fine Arts, Jean-Noel Desmarais Pavilion, 514-285-1600. Through July 2.

VERM O NT HAND C R AFTERS:

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Work by local artisans. Vermont

By Design Gallery, Waterbury, 244-7566. Ongoing.

unable to accommodate all o f the displays in our readership area, thus these listings must be restricted to exhibits in truly public viewing places. Art in business offices, lobbies and private residences or studios, with occasional exceptions, will not be accepted. Send art listings to galleries@sevendaysvt.com. You can also view art listings at www.sevendaysvt.com.

S C R A P -B A S E D A R T S & C R A F T S ,

featuring re-constructed objects of all kinds by area artists. The Restore, Montpelier, 229-1930.

Ongoing.

A LIC E E C K L E S , paintings and mixed media. Old School House, Marshfield, 456-8993. Ongoing.

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Painting B y M arc A wodey he 14th annual Art’s Alive festival is in full swing, with art works by more than 50 Vermonters showcased in Church Street Marketplace windows, at the sculpture garden of S.T. Griswold in Williston, at the Union Station gallery and in an elder art exhibit at the Fletcher Free Library.

This year’s show seems T particularly conservative 0 — heavy on landscapes and still lifes — but, like any juried exhibit, it can only be as strong and insightful as the entries allow.

“Denny Sings the Blues,” by Len Duffy Art’s Alive does include some of the best, the integrity o f her materials Station, a particularly engaging veteran artists in the area, and while crafting a new vision from one is “Hudson River,” by remains an informative snapshot them.

Candy Barr — and she’s closer of Vermont talent. The top five John Houskeeper’s to the Expressionist Edvard award-winners in the 2000 “Finished” is a massive, fan­ M unch than to H udson River competition were sculptors Kate shaped form o f cement and School painter Thom as Cole.

Pond and Knox Cum m in, weathered steel that leans for­ The painting’s sinuous green painter Carolyn Walton, pho­ ward like an ascending m anta and purple low-laying hills cra­ tographer John Churchm an and ray, but any resemblance to dle a fiery river beneath an printmaker Davis TeSelle. nature is probably coincidental. equally active sky.

Barr is sensi­ S.T. Griswold hosts several Consistent with its non-descriptive to the tactile qualities o f the outdoor works, including two of tive title, it is a purely sculptural paint.

T he most abstract of the award winners and strongest object that exists on its own landscapes in this show, it is also pieces in this year’s show. Pond’s terms, needing no narrative con­ one of the best-painted. solo work, “Augeron,” is a ser­ tent.

Another technically substan­ pentine, zoomorphic workqo It is the sculptors in Art’s tive piece at Union Station is steel with an auger for a snout.

Alive this year who appear to Churchm an’s award-winning, A collaborative piece by Pond best understand the last 100 large-scale photo montage, and Cum m in, called years o f art history. Aaron Stein blends Dada and Surrealism with his “Gray Mobile H om e” in the w in­ dow at Roots on the Marketplace. Stein’s “mobile hom e” is a suit­ case, designated as such by virtue o f the Iowa license plate set into it as well as by the expression “living I from a suitcase,” that comes to m ind when see­ ing it. His com pact image is sly and sophisticated, as most “Early Ice on the W inooski.” It “Carapace,” is a thicket of cut o f the exhibit’s more traditional­ contains a central image and branches heaped into a protec­ ist pieces are not. O n one level nine smaller “thum bnails” tive hill. It resembles the back of it is simply funny; on another beneath, all in the fickle light of an. armadillo, though, at about it’s a pointed com m entary about an early winter morning.

Pale, 20 feet in length, the shape, the meaning o f hom e in m od­ golden-yellow sunlight seems to scale and materials also suggest ern America. cast hints of green on the icy an upturned boat hull. Thicker A rt’s Alive is certainly about blues of river and sky. branches have been layered onto art, but its subtext is probably as Two diametrically opposite the outside of the form, and a im portant as the actual art­ sculptors at Union Station are dense tangle of twigs and works. It is a volunteer-support­ equally skilled.

The figurative branches fills the interior o f the ed organization working for the “King and Queen — a formal elliptical curve. benefit o f an entire community, welcome,” by Lilian Aye, is a Union Station remains the not just a narrow range o f aes­ small assemblage o f iron indus­ central locus of the festival — thetic concerns. If it is rather too trial detritus organized into two this crowded, flagship exhibit inclusive, A rt’s Alive should also delicate effigies on a trapezoidal features works by most of the be saluted for its openness to base. These works, and her participants under one roof. O f diverse ways o f seeing. ® pieces in the windows of Frog the many landscapes at Union Hollow Craft Center, maintain

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Giovanni Ribisi plays his younger broth­ er. W hen Ribisi follows in his big bro’s footsteps, he screws up and earns the wrath of a much-feared gangster. The bad guy — played with an over-the-top cartoon snarl one hoped would have gone out of style with the Die Hard franchise — takes Ribisi hostage and threatens to kill him if Cage doesn’t agree to fulfill the order his brother committed to. .With less than three days to steal 50 LAST YEA R’S MODEL Cage’s dated ca r heist saga is vintage super-luxury and vintage autos, Cage Bruckheim er reassembles members from his old team GONE IN 60 SECONDS **1'2 — including a conspicuous-by-his-presence Robert A couple of weeks ago, after watching Mission Duvall — and flies into action. His old nemesis, a cop Impossible 2, I vented about how the Hollywood sys­ played by a bemused Delroy Lindo, catches wind of tem has become a monstrous marvel of bizarro-world the plan and even knows which cars are going to be backwardness, rewarding filmmakers who’ve distin­ stolen in a few cases. Yet, wouldn’t you know it, he just guished themselves with shoestring productions with never seems to be around when Cage and Angelina the opportunity to squander hundreds of millions Jolie hotwire a Lambourghini. making movies forgotten nearly as soon as they’re Speaking of psychologically troubled Oscar win­ released. The only reason John Woo got to make M I 2 ners, what’s the deal with Jolie, anyway? Some actresses in Hollywood, for example, is that he used to make have “no nudity” clauses written into their contracts. innovative pictures in Hong Kong.

Hers must stipulate that under no circumstances will On the thespian end of the equation, there isn’t a the actress not look like she just had electroshock ther­ better example presently drawing breath than Nicolas apy at Marilyn Manson’s house. Forget the picture’s Cage. The only reason you ever heard of him is that he bad guy — Angelina Jolie is scary. earned a reputation for intense, edgy work in quirky She and Cage would make a great real-life couple, films like Raising Arizona, Moonstruck, Vampires Kiss come to think of it — he with his weirdo pretend and Wild at Heart. Then came Leaving Las Vegas, a marriage and her with that icky thing she’s got going Best Actor Oscar and a big fat raise. Suddenly the guy with her brother. What a couple of freaks. They ::?i can’t crank the crap out fast enough. Raise your hand should get married and adopt Michael Jackson. O f if you honestly believe the world’s a better place course, Jolie did just tie the knot with Billy Bob because of Con Air, Kiss o f Death, Face!Off, 8mm, Thornton.

Snake Eyes and The Rock.

But I digress. You would, too, if you had to sit There’s an industry code of silence about all this, of through this bucket-headed bombast and then go course. Rarely does anyone at the top of the food home and waste even more of your time writing about chain acknowledge the perverseness of the system, it. If you’re between the ages of, say, 14 and 20, like to though Jack Nicholson did once — in an interview, he watch stuff blow up and don’t have a problem with referred to the insider formula, which holds that, for paying to see a movie and finding yourself faced with a every decent picture a star makes, the public will toler­ 70mm auto dealership instead, then Gone in 60 ate his or her making three complete loads of highSeconds may be just your speed. The cars are snazzy, paying horse manure. Sean Penn, too, has made several after all, and the film does feature long, lingering highly publicized remarks lately with regard to Cage’s closeups of some of the world’s most elegant and desir­ post-Academy Award choices. What the American film able models. industry needs is more people like Sean Penn.

What it features far more importantly, of course, is What it does not need is more movies like Gone in some of Hollywood’s biggest names putting big bucks 60 Seconds. The latest collaboration between Cage and before all else. This is the kind of thing I’ve come to action producer Jerry Bruckheimer is, like Con Air and expect from Cage and Jolie. The last thing I ever The Rock, a work of cinema designed to allow the thought I’d live to see, however, is someone with the award-winning actor to grow...more financially secure. stature and credibility of Duvall spinning his wheels Loosely based on a little-seen ’70s film of the same alongside them. ®

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with regard to John Singleton’s update of the 1971 blaxploitation classic: Depending on your source, Samuel L. Jackson is either the bad-ass Casanova himself or a much younger nephew who comes to town to join the family busi­ ness. Two things are certain, though: Vanessa Williams and Christian Bale costar. (R) T IT A N A .E . Matt Damon, Bill Pullman and Drew Barrymore lend their voices to this animated sci-fi adventure set in 3028 and involving the efforts of a young man to save the human race from extinction at the hands of — you guessed it — evil aliens. Directed

by Don Bluth and Gary Goldman.

(PG) B O YS A N D G IR LS She’s A ll That director and star (Robert Iscove and Freddie Prinzejr.) reteam for this romantic comedy about col­ lege classmates who make a steamy, yet PG-13-rated, transfor­ mation from buds to bedfellows.

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leased the classic movie marriage of music and animation, and even thrown in six all-new pieces to keep things interesting for the film’s longtime fans. (G) C H IC K EN R U N The vocal stylings of Mel Gibson and Miranda Richardson are featured in this clay-animated adventure about a barnyard revolution from the Oscar-winning creators of “Wallace and Grommit.” Peter Lord and Nick Park direct. (G) M E , M Y S E L F & IR E N E Jim Carrey plays good cop-bad cop without any help from anyone, as a split personality in the latest laugher from the Farrelly brothers. Renee Zellweger costars as the woman he finds arresting. (R)

n e w o n v id e o T H E G R E E N M I L E * * * 172 Director

Frank ( The Shawshank Redemp­ tion) Darabont is back in jail again, this time for the story of a prison guard and the death row giant he believes to be innocent.

Starring Tom Hanks, David Morse

and Michael Clarke Duncan. (R) T O P S Y - T U R V Y * * * * Mike Leigh’s latest stars Jim Broadbent and Allan Corduner and offers a highly crazed glimpse into the creative process of composers W. F. Gilbert and Arthur Sullivan. (R) B IC E N T E N N IA L M A N * Robin Williams continues to push the sappiness envelope with this regu­ lation warm-and-fuzz-athon about a robot who just wants (gulp) to be human. Give it a rest already, Mork. (PG) P LA Y IT TO T H E B Q N E * * 1/2 Ron {Bull Durham, Tin Cup) Shelton’s latest comic look behind the scenes at professional sports con­ cerns a pair of washed-up boxers who bond on the road to a Vegas match. Woody Harrelson and Antonio Banderas star.

LIG H T IT I J P * * 1/2 Now here’s what American audiences are pant­ ing for — a movie that glamorizes high school violence. Pouty, heavi­ ly armed teens take a school guard hostage when their favorite teacher is fired. Sara Gilbert, Usher and Judd Nelson star. (R)

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JOE GOULD’S S E C R E T * * * * Ian

H olm and Stanley Tucci star in the story o f a literate bum and The N ew Former w riter w ho makes him m om entary famous.

(R) ANGELA’S A S H E S * * * * Alan

Parker brings Frank M cC o u rt’s best-selling m em oir about grow­ ing up poor in Ireland to the big screen, w ith a little help from Robert Carlyle and Emily Watson. (R) UP AT THE V IL L A * * 1/2 The English Patient’s Kristin Scott Thom as costars with Sean Penn in this romance about a wom an looking for love in pre-W W II Florence. Based on a 1941 novella by W. Somerset M augham . (PG-13) MISSION IM PO SSIBLE 2 * * 1/2

H ong Kong action maestro John W oo directs this sequel to the inexplicable, totally incom pre­ hensible 1996 hit. Tom Cruise stars again as agent Ethan H u n t and, this tim e around, accepts a mission to save the world from the threat o f biological warfare.

T handie N ew ton, Ving Rhames and Dougray Scott costar. (PG13) BIG MOMMA’S H O U SE**

Apparently M artin Lawrence has spent too m uch tim e w ith Eddie Murphy, because now he’s m ak­ ing with the latex comedy, too.

T he actor stars here as an under­ cover cop w ho adopts the identi­ ty o f a big, fat, ornery Southern grandm other. N ia Long and Paul G iam atti costar.

ROAD T R IP * * * 1/2Tom Green

and Breckin Meyer play college roommates on a mission from G od when one o f them acciden­ tally mails his long-distance girl­ friend a video o f him having sex w ith someone else, the two em bark on a cross-country race to intercept the package, and Green, for some reason, nibbles on a live rodent. Andy Dick costars. (R) SHANGHAI NOON*** Jackie C han and The Hauntings Owen W ilson are paired in this action comedy about a Chinese imperi­ al guard sent to the O ld West to rescue a princess in distress.

W ith Lucy Liu. (PG-13) SM ALL TIM E C R 0 0 K S * * * 1/2

T he latest from W oody Allen (his 32nd) is a caper comedy about a married couple who decide to break up the boredom by breaking into a bank. W ith Jon Lovitz, Tracey Ullman and H ugh G rant. (PG) D IN O SA U R ***172 Between the budget for this prehistoric kidflick and the cost to build the digitial studio needed to pro­ duce it, Disney has sunk an esti­ m ated $350 million into this film. A pretty heavy bet for a coming-of-age cartoon about a cuddly reptile. Featuring the vocal stylings o f D.B. Sweeney, Della Reese and Joan Plowright.

(PG) GLADIATO R**** Ridley Scott directs this $100 million epic about a Roman general betrayed and sent into exile as a slave.

Russell Crowe, Oliver Reed (in his last role) and Joaquin

Phoenix star. (R)

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Roberts flexes her dramatic mus­ cles in this fact-based saga about a struggling single m other who worked for a law firm and w ound up helping California plaintiffs win a multi-milliondollar settlement of water conta­ m ination claims against Pacific Gas & Electric in the m id-’90s.

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Eating Gilbert Graper) Hallstrom brings the beloved John Irving bestseller about a W W II-era orphan to the big screen with a little help from Tobey Maguire, Michael Caine and Irving him ­ self, who wrote the screenplay.

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thespian Christian Bale plays yuppie nutjob Patrick Bateman in Mary H arrons sterilized bigscreen version of the almost uni­ versally reviled but surprisingly funny novel by Bret Easton Ellis. Reese W itherspoon, Chloe Sevigny and W illem Dafoe costar. (R)

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B y Jeanne K eller t’s usually us Yanks who play fast and loose with the English language. In the past 29 years, it seems, we’ve special­ ized in turning nouns into verbs, as in “I’m going to network at the seminar tom orrow.” And how many o f us “access our email,” oblivious to the way that medium has massaged our vocab­ ularies?

For once, the C om m on­ wealth countries have lapped the States with a new verb, and most o f us don’t even know it’s hap­ pened. I learned about it when I picked up a M ontreal weekly and read: “Are you ready to Fringe?”

How fitting that this linguis­ tic play introduced me to a worldwide theatrical phenom e­ non: the Fringe Festivals. The first Fringers were theatrical com­ panies protesting their exclusion from the traditional Edinburgh International Festival in 1947. As their Web site explains, eight uninvited theater groups arrived in Edinburgh to participate in this im portant post-war cultural event. “Determ ined to perform despite not being part of the offi­ cial programme, they checked in at venues away from the big, public stages. T he Fringe was born. There was no central box office, no Fringe programme, no publicity — the interlopers just

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appeared, used small and uncon­ ventional theater spaces, and took all their own financial risks, flourishing or failing according to public dem and.”

H alf a century later, this radical concept has spread throughout the English-speak­ ing rem nants of the C om m onw ealth and, while still not m ainstream, the Fringe at least now has programs and box offices. From Sydney to H ong Kong and back to Edinburgh and D ublin, thespians and their followers are Fringing their brains out. Still w ithout an organizing com m ittee, the affili­ ated pack o f prom oters and pre­ senters has become, collectively,

Winning ‘Losers’ t takes a troupe o f Vermonters to play tribute to M ontreal’s most noteworthy musician.

Beautiful Losers, an adaptation o f poet-musi­ cian Leonard C ohen’s “masterful linguistic trick of a.jtfj&vel,’’ is the work o f the Brattleboro-based Laboratory for Enthusiastic Collaboration. Their performance already won over the hometown audience at “M ontreal 2000:’T he Leonard Cohen Event,” where C ohen’s sister calle dthe play “H erculean.”

Together for four years, the laboratory describes itself as “an ongoing nomadic theatrical experim ent.” W hile based in Marlboro, the mem­ bers individually and as a troupe have traveled worldwide working on collaborations. Director Aaron Kahn and actor-writer Ira S. M urfin called from M ontreal on the eve of their Fringe appear­ ance to talk about the play. Consistent with the way they work, the two spoke virtually on top of each other, so their com m ents are attributed to the ensemble.

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Seven Days: W ill this be your first Montreal Fringe appearance1 LEC: Yes, it’s our first at any Fringe. We’ve been thinking about doing Beautiful Losers for six years.

I went to the Fringe for the first time last year in M ontreal, a n d ...I saw it as a great opportunity to bring a M ontreal story to the city.

SD: W hat drew you to Cohens Beautiful Losers?

LEC: T he novel does things very few fiction nov­ els even try to. It is a shockingly masterful piece of writing, sublime and pornographic. It is truly on the level o f the other great Beat writers, of Joyce, Nabokov, Pynchon. It fits our ensemble, which uses the Chicago-theater style. Several people take the piece and make their own version o f it. Actors must be as moldable as the language of a novel. / We can invent, take away or narrate characters into existence. We use m inim um set, props and

costume. O ur work is based on language, actors become the language, the set and props.

Beautiful Losers is really dense, brilliant and difficult. It attem pts.. .to show how the smallest things connect to everything else in the universe.

By constantly blurring boundaries between char­ acters and time, it literalizes how people’s worlds break up. It’s a theme of Cohen’s, that people’s lives are broken before they see the light.

SD: What are you trying to accomplish with your adaptation?

LEC: We want to take the audience on the trip the book took us on during the period in our lives when we discovered it, but in a short evening.

The hard part is stripping it down to the bare minimum. The first reading we did took six hours... The Fringe enforces a strict one-hour limit, and last week we made the final am puta­ tions. It was very, very painful.

SD: Do you see the North American Fringe circuit as a promising outlet for your work?

LEC: This production — the third incarnation — has been entirely self-produced by the ensemble members since September, when we started work­ ing on the adaptation while on a trip to the desert in Arizona. Because of the way the Fringe works, this run in Montreal is one we could make on our own — w ithout media costs, overhead and shar­ ing revenue with promoters. We’ve lived, breathed and slept this show, and begged, borrowed and stolen to make it happen. But the Montreal per­ formance is probably the last time.

- J .K .

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year’s Fest. In addition to two the biggest theatrical event in Brattleboro-based groups — the the world.

Laboratory for Enthusiastic North America is hom e to a Collaboration, adapting Leonard huge num ber of Fringe Festivals, C ohen’s Beautiful Losers (see sidethough you might not know it unless you live in or visit the host bar), and Ship o f Fools, perform­ ing 1 9 8 4 — more than 60 the­ cities — Seattle, O rlando, atrical and dance companies will Minneapolis and San Francisco put on more than 300 shows. in the U.S. Canada boasts 14 W hile some are one-nighters, Fringe Fests, with M ontreal the one closest to us — and current­ most run at least three times, and the buzz quickly builds about ly underway through June 18. If good ones. By the last weekend, you want to Fringe farther, catch crowd-pleasers are often sold out. a ride to Athabasca, LloydminHere’s a small sampling: ster or Cowichan.

• Teaching Shakespeare (Doctor This is the beauty o f the Keir, M ontreal) — a parody o f a Fringe network. Because local college lecture, played as a 50festival dates don’t overlap, the m inute comic speech. W inner of Fringe circuit allows independent “Best New Play” from the theater companies and perform ­ M ontreal English Critics Circle. ance artists from across the June 15, 16, 18.

Commonwealth, or anywhere in • The A ll New Kiwi Standup N orth America, to tour the con­ tinent with their off-beat produc­ Experience (Laugh, Inc., Auckland) — two Kiwis on a sixtions. country Fringe tour do standup T he rules lor performers are comedy. T he Weekend Express pretty much the same every­ “Pick of the Fringe.” June 14, where. Local organizers line up 16, 17. dozens ol venues and put out the • Swan Lake (Shakti, Tokyo) — call for performers. T he artists for mature audiences only. “From are signed up on a first-come, the m uddy lake within us the first-served basis, and there are white swan screams — pure no auditions or juries and no desire beckons.” Okaaay. June 14 restrictions on content. As the & 16.

Montreal Fringe proclaims, “O ur • Between Iraq and a Hard Place open application policy makes (Slowboat Productions, Los you, the audience member, the Angeles) — a one-woman show judge of w hat’s good and what by standup comic Jill Turnbow, isn’t. If you like a show, tell your based on her three months enter­ friends. If you hate a show, tell taining troops in the Persian Gulf. ’em, too.”

“Twenty-seven thousand men and In fact, the Beer Tent head­ about 20 women — get out the quarters for the festival — this calculator.” June 14, 16, 17. year at Parc des Ameriques on These details and more are the northeast corner o f Rachel easily accessed through the and St-Laurent — has a billboard Fringe Web site. There you’ll where audience members can find a complete program and post their reviews o f productions. schedule, a helpful guide called Fringers trade stories, tips and “How to Fringe” and info on jibes. This is where you learn advance ticket sales. D on’t over­ what to see and what to avoid. prepare, though; part of the fun W hat a paradox: a radical, nearly o f this festival is the serendipity anarchic theatrical happening — and getting the real scoop that is more market-driven than from the crowd at the festival anything else in the increasingly tent. And because the Fringe is corporate-driven perform ing arts virtually all Anglophone, you’ll world. have no problem finding people N ot that the 10th Annual who speak your language, the­ Montreal Fringe Festival is w ith­ atrically or otherw ise.® out corporate sponsors: This year St. Amboise, the M ontreal Reach the Fringe at 514-849microbrewery, is the principal F E ST or fringe@montrealfringe.ca. underwriter, and the usual media Schedules, maps to venues and and government partners are also brief descriptions o f the perform­ present. ances can be fo u n d at www. monOff-beat doesn’t begin to trealfringe. ca. ' . describe the offerings at this

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a few days in Maine. Time for a traditional Vermont husband and his traditional Vermont wife to decide about returning for one more two-year stretch on the front lines in Montpeculiar.

Final answer?

Sen. Mazza told Seven Days Monday that he will stand for reelection in November. The Democrat Party is breathing a sigh of relief. And a lot of voters will remember in November when they choose their senator. The ones in the Grand Isle/Colchester district will remember a decent, fair-mind­ ed grocer who stepped up to the plate and did what’s fair and just, despite the roar of an angry mob.

D3 Fix Was In — The news broke Friday afternoon as Champlain College President Roger Perry and lawyer Peter Collins, chair of the trustees, announced the board had just voted to end what remains of the school intercollegiate athletic program. Bye-bye, Beavers!

The college boldly packaged the announcement like a victory cele­ bration. The spin had it that Champlain had just become the first in the nation to create a “mul­ tifaceted,” new age fitness/athletic extracurricular program for all its students. True out-of-the-box visionaries! Can Notre Dame be fir behind?

However, Seven Days has learned, despite the feigned drama, it was a done deal well before Friday’s trustee vote. Athletic Director Sue Rand was contacted Monday by a reporter for the Wall Street Journal. Nice chap. Former Rutland Herald scribe by the name of James Bandler. He already had a copy of the press release the school would release to the locals four days later. Seems the school tried to generate positive national press by giving the WSJ a headsup. The Journal did not run a story.

Nice try.

Election 2000 — Democrat U.S. Senate candidate Jan BackUS scored some points in the past week. Jan of Arc got in some good licks Monday on the incumbent, Republican U.S. Sen. Jim Jeffords, on the issue of a patient’s bill of rights. And she turned in a sharp performance Sunday on Ch. 3’s “You Can Quote Me.” Backus smoothly parried Marselis Parsons’ question about the snafu late in the 1994 campaign over her position on legalizing drugs.

Backus calmly informed Marsillyiss she hadn’t changed her position one bit — she still doesn’t think individual users should go to jail.

It’s an “addiction” problem, she said, and should be treated as such.

In 2000, that’s a position a lot clos­ er to the mainstream.

Backus also scored with a chal­ lenge to her financially well-heeled opponents, Jeezum Jim and Democrat Ed Flanagan, to forego TV commercials. “We’re candi­ dates,” said Backus, “not cans of soda.”

Good line.

And while Backus may be far behind in the fundraising arena, it appears the Jeffords campaign is paying close attention. On Friday, according to her campaign manag-

er Scott Goldstein, the headquar­ ters got a call from a young man who wanted to know Jan’s upcom­ ing public appearance schedule.

Goldstein told Seven Days he told the caller he’d be happy to give that out, but he asked for identification.

The caller told him he was “a college student.”

When Goldstein requested a name, the caller hung up.

Goldstein hit star-69. The number that came back was 229-0000. He dialed it up.

“Hello, Jeffords 2000,” said the voice on the other end.

Interesting.

Goldstein said the incident reflected “pretty stupid, petty and immature tactics for a candidate with $1.6 million in the bank.”

Jeffords’ campaign manager Bill KlirtZ admitted the call to the Backus camp had been made by a Jeffords campaign “intern.” Got to watch those interns, right, Mr. President? Kurtz also said the Jeffords campaign had sent some­ one to attend Backus’ Monday press conference blasting Jeezum Jim for hypocrisy on health care.

Good move. You just don’t want to take Jan Backus lightly.

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“Our party is what America is about,” bellowed Dean to the party faithful. “The other party will drive this nation to failure,” declared Vermont’s governor. According to the Green Bay Post Gazette, Dean’s speech was “at times drowned out by applause.”

Ho-Ho’s oratorical skills have developed slowly, but they have developed. He learned a whole lot from watching Bernie Sanders perform. Volume counts. It gets people’s attention.

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Homeownership Programs Director Progressive not-for-profit corporation seeks Director of Homeownership Programs, including management of Homeownership Center staff of 4 and expansion of program into 2 northern counties. Prior grant writing ability, supervisory experience, and knowl­ edge of affordable housing programs required. Competitive salary commensurate with experience. Excellent health insurance and benefit package. Send resume and cover letter to Brenda Torpy, Executive Director, BCLT, Box 523, Burlington, VT 05402 by Monday, June 19, 2000.

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Lead Health Care Assistant PPNNE's mission is to provide, promote and pro­ tect voluntary choices about reproductive health for all. Use your organizational and quality cus­ tom er service skills in our supportive, fast-paced, patient-center environment! The Burlington Health Center is seeking a forward thinking leader with excellent personnel supervisory, team building and decision-making skills. The ideal can d id ate will have m edical clinic supervisory experience, ability to work in a multi-task, fast-paced cus­ tomer service environment, and strong com puter skills. Please indicate the position applying for when sending your resume and cover letter, and three current references with address and tele­ phone number by June 25 to: Site M anager Health C a re Associate Position PPNNE, 23 Marshfield Avenue Burlington, Vt 05401 EOE

Capital City Press, Inc. is seeking candidates for Editing Coordinator. The Editing Coordinator will edit manuscripts as assigned; assist technology specialist with dictionary software development and other editorial software needs; recruit, test, and maintain the freelance editor pool for Capital City Press; provide copyediting training to freelance editors and in-house staff, including updating written instructions and procedures and designing and teaching copyediting workshops for both; provide ongoing editorial support to staff and freelancers via personal contact, phone, and e-mail.

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If you’re a team piayer, reliable, energetic, and have the flexibility to work on day or night shifts, YOU should apply. Join a team that’s making headlines and redefining high-tech — producing cutting-edge technology for leading computer and network electronics com panies. IBM is also recognized for its broad product diversity, advanced technology, co ntin u o us facilities improvement, w o rld -class control sy ste m s and ag g ressive environmental protection program s.

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Sales, Sales and Sales! We are looking for qualified candidates who have sales skills and will sell and refer bank products, have good customer service skills with previous teller or cash handling experience. Previous experience is not necessary, we will provide training. Full-time positions are available in Burlington, Williston, Montpelier and Essex Jet. Part time position available in Milton, St. Albans and Enosburg.

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Banknorth Group, Inc., Human Resources Department, Attn: Amy Icklan, PO Box 366, Burlington, VT 05402-0366; or FAX to (802) 860-5548.

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PRODUCT PROMOTIONS Be a part of one of the most innovative marketing teams in the country! Sample and educate consumers in need of energy about Red Bull

ADVERTISING SALES Representative Part or full-time, for Vermont’s award-winning twice-weekly newspaper. Prefer experience, but will train motivated candi­ date. Person must possess: • Excellent people skills • Good command of English language • Competent math skills

Send resume to: Addison Independent PO. Box 31 Middlebury, VT or via e-mail: adin@together.net Send attention: Jane Spencer

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Candidates under consideration will be required to take an on-site test.

T he N orthw est Regional Planning Com m ission seeks tw o entry-level Planners. O ne position will focus on transportation planning, program s and projects at the local and regional level and will w ork closely with the reg io n ’s T ransportation Advisory C om m ittee. Candidates should have com m unity planning experience a n d /o r skills or know ledge o f transportation issues. T he second position will be the prim ary staff m em ber resp o n ­ sible for technical assistance in local plan and bylaw developm ent and regional planning p ro ­ grams. Candidates should have know ledge or experience in zoning bylaws and land use plan- . ning. /

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21ST CENTURY COMMUNITY LEARNING CENTER COORDINATOR: Help establish com m unication S training systems; develop su stainab ility plans.

VT COALITION OF TEEN CENTERS ASSISTANT: Help create com m unication, training, data, and fundraising systems.

TEEN CENTER DEVELOPMENT ASSISTANT: Help teen centers in Montpelier 6 Barre b u ild volunteer sys­ tems an d develop resources.

A*VISTA members serve the community; develop marketable skills; and get a living allowance, educational award, basic health care, and child care aid if eligible.

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a venture-capital funded e-commerce retailer, is looking for an expedition-quality team player to assist us in our climb toward providing the resources that make travel fun, easy, and conven­ ient. Located on Burlington’s waterfront, everyone at Adventurous Traveler.com loves to get outdoors to hike, bike, sail, kayak, ski or climb whenever we can. We have an immedi­ ate need for the following:

T R A IN IN G At Dress Barn, Inc., success is in every year. We currently have solid, career opportunities for motivated individuals with a flair for fashion and a commitment to quality-customer service. We're now hiring at our BURLINGTON, VT location.

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Along with a friendly environment conducive to^professional growth, Dress Barn offers generous merchandise discounts, terrific incentive programs, competitive salaries and comprehensive benefits ncluding 401 K. Please APPLY IN PERSON to: Dress Bafti, Shelburne Plaza, 555 Shelburne Rd., Burlington, VT. Call: (802) 859H 880 and ask for a member of Management. Fax resumes to: (508) 757-6105. E-mail: hrrecruit@dressbarn.com EOE.

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Right now, we have a limited number of openings within our Management Training Program.

These are exceptional career opportunities to work for one of the best managed, most successful companies in the world.

Because of demand, candidates will be selected on a first come, first served basis.

To qualify, you must have some managerial or supervisory experi­ ence and the ability to work well with people.

As a Manager Trainee, you’ll have a lot going for you, including: • Excellent Starting Salary • Excellent Training • Medical & Dental Plan • Bonus Program • Retirement Program • Paid Vacations/Holidays • Increases &Promotions Based on Performance Openings are limited, so act today. If interested, please call Human Resources at 802.863.5113 or forward your resume to: Benware & Co., HR Dept., Box 545, Williston, VT 05495. Also hiring Hourly Management.

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Customer Service Representative Provide outstanding service via phone and e-mail in a high-vol­ ume environment • Process orders daily • Respond to customer inquiries in a timely manner • Advise customers on purchases The perfect match will be an enthusiastic outdoor adventurer comfortable with extensive telephone work. Ability to multitask, perform data entry, and write product reviews is required.

Both positions require a passion for outdoor activity and adven­ turous travel, as well as a burning desire to be a part of a fast­ growing entrepreneurial team. We offer competitive compensa­ tion, benefits, climbing wall membership, and product discounts in a fun, dog-friendly, high-growth environment.

Apply to: amessinger@adventuroustraveler.com (plain email text, no attachments please) Or: Alex Messinger, Human Resources Director Adventurous Traveler.com 245 South Champlain St. Burlington, VT 05401

Jap an e se Steak House Dining Room Coordinator needed for Camp Common Ground family summer camp Aug 13 - 1 9 . Vegetarian kitchen needs organized person with good communica­ tion skills to coordinate the dining room with the kitchen fo r breakfast. Compensation inc. one week stay at camp, meals, salary and a ton of fu n. Call 1 800 430 C OO P ask fo r Liz or leave msg.

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COST A C C O U N T A N T We are hiring a cost accountant for Burton Manufacturing Center (BMC)!

This position is responsible for collecting data to determine costs of business activities as they relate to raw materials purchases, inventory levels and movements, and labor. Also responsible for determining the financial impact of changes in product design, raw materials and/or manufac­ turing methods. Involves preparation of annual budget and the setting of standard costs, as well as preparation of monthly reports (P&L, BS & OH Variance sheets).

The qualified candidate for this position will have a Bachelor's Degree in Accounting and 4+ years experience as a cost accountant in a high volume, repetitive manufacturing facility. Position requires excellent analytical and problem solving skills, as well as a demonstrated ability to man­ age and attain deadlines. Outstanding computer skills a must (particularly SAP, Peoplesoft or equivalent software).

B U R TO N FA C T O R Y S TO R E S A L E S - S E A S O N A L / F U L L -T IM E Factory sales staff will assist customers in the selection of snowboarding equipment and related products. To rock in this position, you must be A-1 in sales, pricing, stocking/cleaning, inventory, and special projects as required. Qualified candidates will be out-going and energetic; have excellent communication and customer service skills and a minimum of 1 year in a retail sales position. Must be highly knowledgeable of the snowboarding industry and related equipment (especially Burton's!).

A C C O U N TS P A Y A B LE IN V E N T O R Y C L E R K The North American Accounts Payable Department needs a self-directed, fast learning inventory Clerk to work closely with our global factories, product management, and inventory logistics personnel. This individual will be commit­ ted to ensuring accurate and timely processing of vendor invoices and payments. This role will also include creating and processing foreign import letters of credit, processing intercompany transactions with foreign affiliates, balancing inventory good receipt accounts, reporting, and fil­ ing. in order to accomplish the above mentioned tasks, an individual must possess strong commu­ nication and computer skills with accounting software experience preferred. Qualified candidates will have an associates or bachelors degree in Accounting/Finance, and/or two years experience in an accounting environment preferably with an inventory background.

Burton Snowboards is the world's leader fo r snowboard products and accessories.

To apply, send your resume and salary requirements to:

Burton Snowboards, 80 Industrial Parkway, Burlington, Vermont 05401 Phone 802.862.4500 • Fax 802.651.0329 • www.burton.com • jobs@burton.com

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C a p ita l C a m p a ig n C o o r d in a to r Individual needed to coordinate capital campaign for unique transportation program for low-income people. Must be well-organ­ ized, detail-oriented and able to work with a variety of people. Excellent writing skills, relevant fundraising experience, motivational and grant-writing skills, and demonstrated leadership.

Salary commensurate with experience. Women, minori­ ties, and persons with disabili­ ties are encouraged to apply.

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Networking and hardware tech-support skills helpful.

Some basic programming skills, with familiarity in the following is a plus: e-commerce/Yahoo Store programming.

Oracle, SQL, Java. Tango database. ASP/MS-Access data­ base development, and third-party ad-serving software.

Excellent problem-solving skills, self-direction, the ability to acquire new skills quickly, and a minimum of 3 years professional experience required. Must work well as part of a team, assisting and instructing other employees as needed.

NationalGardening.com is the Internet's most respected gardening authority. Send resume and letter o f interest to J.Gaye; 180 Flynn Avenue, Burlington, FT 05401; Fax (802) 863-5962; e-mail: joanngfd.garden.org

The Community Health Center o f Burlington is looking for a dedicated professional to help us grow and fulfill our mission o f care in our community.

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Earn up to $6 0 0 nightly. Will train. 8 7 7 -7 0 8 -6 4 3 3 .

needed for projects in the Burlington area. Must be dependable and willing to learn. Great pay and full benefits avail. Call 8 7 2 -7 1 9 1 .

A D M IN IS T R A T IV E A S S I S ­ T A N T , part-time (10 hrs/wk),

in denominational office.

Must have good communica­ tion skills and be reasonably comfortable with computers.

Seeking someone for whom the words “thinking,” “Christian” and "fun” are not incompatible. Call Rev. Barbara Lemmel at 2 2 3 -2 2 3 4 .

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Cheesemaker for organization w/ environmental mission.

Willing to teach. Send resume to: Ross Gagnon, Shelburne Farms, Shelburne, VT, 0 5 4 8 2 . Call 9 85-8 6 8 6 , ext. 46. EOE, even for the lactose intolerant.

A S S E M B LE R S /M A N U F A C T U R IN G & production per­

sonnel needed immed. for Burlington area. Must be dependable and avail, to start now. $ 7 .5 0 -1 0 / hr. depending on exp. Full bene­ fits package avail. Call 8 7 2 -7 1 9 1 .

Visual Arts Teacher - with focus in photography Visual Arts Teacher - with emphasis in drawing & painting H.S. English Teacher - 1 . 0 FTE M.S. Guitar Teacher - 0.4 FTE Guidance Counselor - w/M.S. experience - 1.0 FTE

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Foreign Language Teacher - Russian - 1.0 FTE H.S. English Teacher - 0.8 FTE

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Successful candidates must be: • Licensed (or eligible tor licensure) by the State ot VT ■ Skilled in standards based instruction & assessment • Experienced with the Vermont Framework; and • Committed to educating all students to high standards

ASSOCIATE STAFF PT Driving Instructor Applicants should submit a letter of interest, resume & threee current letters ot reference. Teaching positions please include transcript, and evidence ot licensure.

Send to David Royce, Interim Principal, U-32 Jr.-Sr. High School, 930 Gallison Hill Road. Montpelier, VT 05602. Positions open until filled.

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Looking for a great opportu­ nity to join a rapidly growing pubiishing/Web-based com­ pany in the health care industry? We have an entrylevel opportunity with growth potential limited only by your desire to succeed. If you are a motivated self-starter able to handle multiple tasks and work independently, with strong communication, orga­ nizational and computer skills, we want to hear from you. Send a cover letter and resume to: Green Mountain Wellness Publishers, Inc., Attn.: Managing Editor, PO Box 5 54 , Hinesburg, VT, 0 5 4 6 1.

SM O KERS NEEDED

If you are available on3 days for 1hour, and1week M-F, 3 times per day for 10 minutes inthe morning, afternoon &evening Please Call (5S-9619

CONSIDER A CAREER WITH THE ONION RIVER COOP

D ir e c t o r o f H ealth C are P r o g r a m (search re-opened)

Unique opportunity to work in a key senior management position at the Community Health Center of Burlington overseeing its Homeless Health Care Program. The posi­ tion is responsible for managing our nationally recognized, innovative inter-agency effort providing health and human services to over 1100 homeless people including the expan­ sion of a brand new health clinic serving runaway and atrisk adolescents. The HHP Director also oversees program development and quality assurance, maintenance of inter­ agency relationships, and serves on the Health Center Management team.

Minimum Qualifications: Master’s Degree in health, social work, or psychology, certification or license a plus.

Five years progressively responsible management experi­ ence, experience in contract negotiations, mediation and problem solving.

The Health Center is one of only two federally qualified health centers in Vermont and has a 29 year old mission to care for all Vermonters, regardless of ability to pay. We offer flexible hours and competitive compensation and benefits.

Come join our award-winning team.

The Holiday Inn - Burlington has the following openings available. We offer competitive wages, discount room rates, free meals, uniforms, double paid holidays, free use of exercise equipment, pools and sauna. M ajor medical plan available. Full and part time positions available.

Line Cooks Wait Staff Bus Help Room Cleaners Bellhops Banquet Set Up Person Dining Room Cashiers Dining Room Relief Supervisor

Send resume to Personnel, CHCB, 617 Riverside Avenue, Suite 200, Burlington, VT 05401.

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Are you passionate about food, the environment, and your community? Onion River Coop, Burlington, member-owned natural foods market is now accepting applications from bright, articulate people who will provide our members and the public the excellent Customer Service they deserve.

Onion River Co-op offers great benefits for our Full and Part Time employees!

Discount on purchases Paid Holidays Medical Insurance Dental Insurance Earned Time Off Credit Union Membership

DEMO COORDINATOR: Our Merchandising team is looking . for an excellent cook with friendly customer service skills for this part time position.

STORE ASSISTANT: Our Perishables Department is looking for dynamic candidates with strong customer service skills, ability to work independently and able to lift 50 lbs. repeatedly, FT. GRAPHIC ARTIST: This position available in our merchandis­ ing department to create attractive, eye-catching point of pur­ chase displays throughout our store.

Please submit a resume or stop by and fill out an application at 274 N. Winooski Avenue Burlington, VT 05401 Onion River Coop Is an Equal Opportunity Employer

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Be your own boss. Waves Hair & Body Salon has station rentals available. Call 8 6 3 -2 2 3 2 .

H A IR S T Y L I S T :

take back the house out west!

Positions in Vegas, Denver, Portland and WA! Political training from top profession­ als. Housing/living stipend.

Call 7 7 3 -5 3 9 -3 2 2 2 .

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IM M E D IA T E O P E N IN G for friendly, dependable person to work in our Shelburne cafe/retail store. Call Amie at 9 8 5-2 0 0 0 .

in a political career? Apply for the 20 0 0 Democratic Campaign Management Program.

Housing/living stipend. Learn the nuts and bolts of cam ­ paigning from top political consultants while electing progressive Democrats to Congress. Qualified gradu­ ates placed in full-tim e, salaried positions around the country. Call (773) 5 3 9 -3 2 2 2 . (AAN CAN) IN T E R E S T E D

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Full-tim e position, exper. desired, transportation required. Call, 4 3 4 -4 3 0 1 .

L O O K IN G F O R positive, mul­ titasking, friendly asset to a progressive natural healing office. Please call 862- 2477.

a leader in the postal, shipping & communications business J seeks a part-time, outgoing, customer service oriented person to join our team! If you have good problem solv­ ing skills & a willingness to work hard, please call or apply in person at the Taft Corners, Williston location.

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mentally ill residents in process of recovery. Duties include encouraging skill acquisition, promoting per­ sonal responsibilities and empowering residents to manage psychiatric symp­ toms. Have a sense of humor, and ability to work one overnight weekly. B.A. required and experience working w/ seriously mental illness preferred.

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P A R T N E R W A N T E D (finan­ cial and physical support) for retail natural foods store.

Mtn. View Organics, 14 Park St., Underhill. 8 9 9 -18 9 0 , ask for Cheryl.

home-based business. 2 hrs./day earns you financial freedom. Free 24 hr. mes­ sage, 1-8 0 0 -5 2 1 -9 4 8 7 . www.edflynn.com.

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Entertainment service seek­ ing attractive, educated, articulate individuals for part-time evening employ­ ment. Call Tracy 8 6 3 -9 5 10 , 7 -1 0 p.m.

E A R N W H AT YO U A R E W O R T H . Rapidly advancing,

W IL D E R N E S S C A M P C O U N ­ S E L O R Sleep under the

NYSE, international, commu­ nications co. seeking moti­ vated individual. FT/PT. Will train. 1 -8 8 8 -3 2 1 -2 3 9 1 , code #50 4.

stars. Hike the Appalachian Trail. Canoe the Suwanee.

Help at-risk youth. Paid training. Free room/board.

Clothing allowance.

Excellent salary/benefits.

Details and application: www.eckerd.org. Send resumes: Selection Specialist/AN, Eckerd Youth Alternatives, P.O. Box 74 50 , Clearwater, FL 3 3 7 6 5 . EOE. (AAN CAN)

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Largest selection of Vermont music available is at www.bigheavyworld.com! VT bands with CDs to consign call, 8 0 0 -3 0 3 -15 9 0 .

Put it to work! $ 2 5 -7 5/hr. PT/FT Decision pack, $3 9 . www.youcan2 .org, pdmitch@qni.com.

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VOLUNTEERS P R O J E C T A N G E L FO O D

seeks volunteer drivers.

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S T A R T Y O U R OW N D E L I V ­ E R Y business. Will supply

customers at lunch time, MF. Dagwood Deli in Winooski.

Call Greg, 4-6 pm. 6 5 5 0 0 25.

LOST & FOUND Saint Bernard. 2 Y.O. male. Last seen at Little Spruce Ski Area, Stowe, Tuesday, 5/9, 1 2 pm. $ 10 0 0 reward. No questions asked. 2 5 3 -9 0 2 8 LO S T DOG. R EW A R D !

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2000 Political activists needed to take back the House in 20 0 0 ! While work­ ing on a top-targeted Congressional race, our training program covers every aspect of modern political campaigning. Housing/living stipend. Job placement upon completion of program.

Minorities and women encouraged to apply. Call 7 7 3 -5 3 9 -3 2 2 2 . (AAN CAN) print­ ed in more than 100 alterna­ tive papers like this one for just $ 9 50 .0 0 ! To run your ad in papers with a total cir­ culation exceeding 6.5 m il­ lion copies per week, call Hope at Seven Days, 8 64-56 8 4. No adult ads.

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Organized, hard worker with strong communication, data entry, and customer service skills needed to manage email, quoting, and customer communications. Websticker .com is a growing marketing/lnternet firm in Stowe with comfortable, fast-paced work environment. Fax: 2 5 3 8 7 5 2 PH: 2 5 3 - 2 0 1 1 Email: jeff@vtusa.com O R G A N IC B R E A D B A K E R Y

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AUTOMOTIVE ’86 4 W D T O Y O T A P IC K - U P X-tra cab, bedliner, cap, good summer & winter tires, new transmission & clutch.

17 0 K mi. Great truck. Rusty back end. $ 2 4 0 0 , o.b.o.

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B U R L IN G T O N : Lg., nice, clean & bright 3-bdrm. farm­ house-like apt. Great down­ town location. Parking. Dogs OK. $ 12 5 0 /m o . all utils, incl. Avail. 7 /1 . 8 6 2 -9 9 7 3 .

H O M ES FR O M $ 5 0 0 0 .

Foreclosed and repossessed.

No or low down payment.

Credit trouble— OK. For cur­ rent listings call, 8 0 0 -3 1 1 5048 ext. 34 78 .

Marble Ave. 1-bdrm ., first firs. Quiet, hdwd. firs., gas heat, park­ ing, back porch, sm. yard.

Avail. 7 /1 . $500/m o.+utils., lease, refs. 8 6 2 -3 7 1 9 .

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OFFICE/STUDIO SPACE FOR RENT

South End. 3-bdrm. house. Fenced yard, appliances includ. W/D. 1 3/4 baths. $400/m o. +utils.

Lease & references req.

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Two offices for rent. Spaces avail, in downtown location. Secure building, ideal for person who wants an office space outside of the home. $500/m o. for each. Call, 8 6 4 -3 10 0 .

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M O R E T O W N V IL L A G E : Large sunny studio. Private entry, wood firs., porch, high ceil­ ings, gas heat. Swim, bike, fish, ski within reasonable commute. Non-smoker.

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OFFICE/STUDIO SPACE WANTED Nurse needs office space. Flexible, friendly, small patient load.

Sunny and light space w/character preferred.

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2-bdrm. hdwd. firs. , quiet neighborhood, off-street parking, no pets/smoking. $ 1000 /mo. incl. heat. 6 5 4 -8 5 6 7 .

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Quality, furnished living space for 4 people. 2 1 /2 BA, close to UVM, parking.

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elderly to perform activities of activi­ ties of daily living in a con­ vent with a supervised set­ ting. Call Brenda: 8 6 3 - 6835., P O L I T IC A L O R G A N I Z E R S —

Help mobilize the African American vote to take back the House in 20 0 0 ! Receive political training from topprofessionals. Minorities and women encouraged to apply.

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B U R L IN G T O N : Housemate wanted beginning 8/ 10 / 00 .

Pleasant 2 - story house located downtown. W/D, dishwasher & full use of house. Own phone line avail.

Off street Parking. $500/m o.+ 1 /2 utilities. No pets, please. Professional F prefer, or grad, student.

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Responsible, clean and quiet person for a charming home. 3 rooms avail, for 1 or 2 people. $4 17 /m o . + 1/3 utils. No smokers/dogs. 4 2 5 -3 5 9 7 .

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Charming, rustic cabin, w/sleeping loft, over stream & falls, fully equipped, comes with studio cabin, total privacy. 1 - 1/2 hrs. from Burl. $350/w k.

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2-bdrm ., comfy, quiet, condo to share.

Only mature, responsible, easygoing people need apply. $350/m o.+utils. Call Irene, 8 6 3 -4 1 1 2 .

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Quiet Prof ./grad F for large, sunny, 2 nd floor, 2 -bdrm. apt. on North Ave. Lake view and off-street parking. Walking distance to downtown and park. Non-smoker only. Cat provided. Avail 7 /1. $450/m o. + 1 /2 utils, and dep. Call 6 5 1 -8 8 6 1 or email: ksday71@ excite.com.

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F, non­ smoking prof, to share 2 bdrm. $400/m o. heat & hot water incl. Call 9 5 1-9 3 0 6 .

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1 roommate needed to share 4-bdrm. farmhouse. W/D. $275/m o .+ utils+ dep. 2 4 4 -5 9 7 1 .

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U N D E H IL L to B U R L .: I would be i able to drive someone to Burl, or back to Underhill, if your hours fit into my schedule somehow. I Iwork 7 :30 - 9:00 am and 5 : 30 7 : 3 0 pm. (3 2 8 7 ) C H A R LO TTE /H IN E S B U R G to M ILTON: I am looking for a ride | to work in Milton — even if you | can only take me one way, I i would appreciate it! I can be at ; work anytim e between 6 - 7:30 I am and work until 5:00 pm. MF. (3 2 8 8 ) S . B U R L , to IB M : I am looking for a ride to work. I work th N8 shift, which is 7 pm -7 am vary­ ing days. ( 3 2 8 6 ) i C H A RLO TTE/N . F E R R IS B G to B U R L .: I am looking to share driving to work. My hours are 9 5 : 3 0 , M-F. ( 3 2 7 3 ) MILTON to B U R L .: I am looking

for a ride to work to my new job.

My hours are 7 :4 5 - 4:00 pm, MF. (3 2 7 4 )

ESSEX/M ILTO N P A R K & R ID E to ST. A LB A N S I would like to share driving to work. My hrs. are 6 : 30 a m - 3 pm. M, Tu, Th, F. (3 2 6 2 )

RICHM OND P&R to C O L C .: I am hoping to share driving on my com m ute to work. My hours are 7 : 15 - 5:00 M -Th. (3 2 7 1 )

C O LC H . to IB M : I work the N 8 shift— 7 am to 7 pm W -Sat. and am looking for a ride to work.

P is call me. ( 3 2 5 9 )

JE R IC H O to E S S E X : I work at IBM and need a ride home from work. I get off work at 3 : 3 0 pm.

M -F and live on Lee River Rd. (3 2 6 4 )

B U R L , to W IN .: H eading into Winooski at the crack of daw n? I need a ride! I work 6 a m - 4:30 pm , M-F. (3 2 5 8 )

SO . B U R L , to SO . B U R L .: I am looking for a ride to work on Com m unity Drive. My hours are 8 : 30 a m - 5 :0 0 pm. M -F with some flexibility. ( 3 2 6 6 )

M ILTON to B U R L .: I am looking for a ride into Burl, one day/m o., preferably during the first week of the month. I can go & return at any tim e of the day. ( 3 2 5 6 )

E S S E X JC T. to E S S E X JC T .: I am looking for a ride on my short, 4 mile com m ute to work. I work 7 a m - 3 :3 0 pm. M-F. ( 3 2 6 3 )

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WHY DOESN’T U.S. REQUIRE HIGHTECH BRAKE LIGHTS? D ear Tom a n d Ray: W hat can you tell me about the A B W (Advanced Brake Warning) system? H ow come there isn’t a law requiring its installation on all new cars (like the third, high-mounted brake light)? In Israel, where I live, dealers commonly install the sys­ tem on new cars as an added safety feature. It isn’t very expen­ sive, a n d I ’m wondering why safety organizations a n d insur-

ance companies aren’t demanding that it be installed a t the tim e o f manufacture?

— A J.

T O M : I assume you’re talking about one o f the systems that displays the intensity with which one is stepping on the brakes, right? There are several such systems that have been invented.

RAY: O ne o f them makes the brake lights flash faster as the pedal is applied w ith more pressure. A nother makes the brake lights grow brighter as the pedal nears the floor. And all o f them are designed to let the driver behind you know

whether you’re just tapping the brakes as a cautionary move, or slamming them on full to stop at a doughnut shop that's hav­ ing a close out.

T O M : My brother happens to think this is a great idea. In fact, he’s convinced that he invented the idea. Then again, if you put an ice cube in his hand, five minutes later he’d be convinced he invented water.

RAY: T he National Highway Traffic Safety Administration (NHTSA) HAS looked at these systems extensively. But they found no convincing evidence that ABW would prevent acci­ dents. And N H T SA refuses to make som ething m andatory for manufacturers unless there is clear evidence that it will have a real effect on accidents and injuries.

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itively, that knowing how hard someone in front of you is applying the brakes could only help you. But w hat N H T SA found was that people d id n 't have time to process the extra information. T he brake lights themselves are sort o f a w arn­ ing light that’s supposed to get your attention and get you to put your foot on YO U R brake pedal immediately. T he tests showed that there was just no time — in real-world situations — for people to process and make use o f the flashing fre­ quency or intensity o f light before emergency action was required.

RAY: They also found that the flashing could be confusing to drivers, and that the variation in brightness o f the lights was difficult to read quickly.

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RAY: T hey came to the oppo­ site conclusion, by the way, about the high-m ounted third brake light. T h at did seem to prevent accidents and has been m andatory for some years now.

T O M : Perhaps over time, data from another country, like Israel, m ight provide some con­ vincing evidence. But until N H T S A sees that, you w on’t be seeing any such advance brake w arning systems here in the U.S. o f A.

G ot a question about cars?

Write to Luck a n d Clack in care o f this newspaper, or e-m ail them by visiting the Car Talk section o cars.com on the World W ide Web.

Classifieds • 864.5684 THIS (STUFF FURNITURE. All new, still in boxes, must sell. 1 1 -piece dining set (solid cherry wood). Cost $8 0 0 0 , asking $ 2 9 0 0 . Sleigh bed, cherry wood, w/mattress and frame, cost $8 9 5 , only $ 4 9 5 .

Futon, sleigh arms, 8 ” mat­ tress, cost $ 5 4 5 , asking $ 2 6 5 . Everything must go.

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(ORGANIC GARDENING Supplies avail, at Dirt Works.

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(9-5), Mon.-Sat. (TWO TICKETS FOR a P ra irie H om e C om panion live radio broadcast, at Tangled, Lenox, MA. Saturday 7 /1 . $38 /ea.

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ART BURLINGTON CITY ARTS seeking donation of 2 used air conditioning units for summer camp classrooms.

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PRIVATE PHOTOGRAPHY & dark room instruction.

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SAXOPHONE LESSONS: emphasis on beginner and intermediate levels. All ages welcome. Emily Ryan, 86419 52.

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LEGALS COMBINED NOTICE OF FINDING OF NO SIGNIFI­ CANT IMPACT AND OF INTENT TO REQUEST RELEASE OF FUNDS TO ALL IN TER ESTED AGEN­ C IES, GROUPS, PERSONS: The Purpose of this Notice is to identify two separate but related actions to be taken by the State of Vermont with the Burlington Community and Economic Development Office (CEDO) as administra­ tor.

On or about June 30, 2000 the above named will request that HUD release funds under Title I of the Housing and Community Development Act of 19 7 4 (PL 9 3-3 8 3) and the National Affordable Housing Act to be used for the following project: Project Title: Vermont Transit Bus Barns Redevelopment ; Purpose/Nature of Project: To provide 2 5 units of safe, decent and affordable hous­ ing through the renovation of the existing brick service

LEGALS garages and the construction of a new residential building.

Location of Project: 3 4 3 No. Winooski Ave., Burlington Estimated Cost of Project: $ 3 .2 million (HOME funds will provide $ 15 0 ,0 0 0 ).

FINDING OF NO S IG N IF CANT IMPACT: An environmental review for the project has been made by CEDO with concurrence by the State of Vermont and is available for public examina­ tion and copying at City Hall, CEDO, Room 3 2 , Burlington during normal business hours. Based on this review it has been determined that a request for release of funds will not significantly affect the quality of the human environment and hence, an environmental impact state­ ment will not be undertaken under the National Environmental Policy Act of 19 6 9 (P.L. 9 1-9 10 )T h e Finding of No Significant Impact is based on the fol­ lowing:

LEGALS The project involves the clean-up and redevelopment of an industrial brownfield site that has been developed for over 10 0 years. The pro­ ject will restore the historic buildings, clean-up the envi­ ronmental contamination and bring much needed afford­ able rental housing to an existing residential neighbor­ hood. The project will decrease noise, pollution, curb cuts and impermeable surfaces; increase green space and improve the gener­ al aesthetics of this signifi­ cant industrial site.

PU BLIC COMMENTS ON FINDING All interested agencies, groups, and persons disagree­ ing with this decision are invited to submit written comments for consideration to the State of Vermont at the address listed at the end of this notice no later than June 30, 2000. All com­ ments must clearly specify which decision they object to - the Findings of No

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REQUEST FOR R ELEA SE OF FUNDS CEDO will undertake the pro­ ject^) described above with HOME funds from HUD. The State of Vermont is certifying that Gregory Brown, in his official capacity of Commissioner of DHCA con­ sents to accept the jurisdic­ tion of the Federal Courts if an action is brought to enforce responsibilities in relation to environmental review, decision-making, and action; and that these responsibilities have been satisfied. The legal effect of the certification is that upon its approval, CEDO may use the HOME Program funds, and the State will have satis­ fied its responsibilities under the National Environmental Policy Act of 19 6 9 and other environmental responsibilities listed in 2 4 CFR Part 58.

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Dear Cecil, Just when I thought that all I had to worry about was the Pakistanis with a nuke, I receive a letter telling me that je t contrails are killing me! The letter referred me to this site: contrailconnection.com. I was aghast! I knew a bad set o f entrails could mess you up, like eating a bloated buffalo, but now contrails?

— F.> via the Internet I tell you, these days it’s hard to keep up. Even I, world’s smartest human, was only vaguely aware of the

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Contrails, short for condensation trails, are those long white lines in the sky that sometimes stream out behind jet aircraft. They’re formed when jet exhaust precipitates a stream of tiny ice crystals in moist, frigid upper air. Or so they’d have you believe. But check out these firsthand reports from the Contrail Connection site: • “On my honeymoon in Smokey Mountain National Park. The weather was picture perfect. The weather chan­ nel showed that the Doppler radar showed not a cloud in the sky, and wouldn’t be for several days... My husband and I... saw some disipating [sic] contrails [and] an hour later enexplainable [ric] rain. So unexplainable that [repeti­ tive rambling deleted]. As quickly as the rain had come it was gone, the clouds just seemed to melt into the sky, not like a system moved on. That night I came down with the worse respitory [sic] whooping virus I have ever had, sick with nausea, congestion, cough, vomiting [and really bad spelling]. Lasted the week of my honeymoon and beyond with symptoms not letting up. Didn’t know about contrails then, but these reports explain are so similiar [sic] to what I experienced that they cannot be ignored.”

• “Yesterday (10-1-99), on our way past Dover Air Force Base, we noticed a camouflaged plane on the south end of the base. There were three words on the side. Couldn’t read the first one clearly, ‘ME____ ’ AIR FORCE. Under the wing facing us, was a large canister, pointed on the end towards the rear and rounded on the front, beige in color.

We are very concerned about what is being sprayed and feel it has affected our health.”

• “Although I do not believe in UFOs, or most anything that Art Bell talks about, I am a diehard believer of chemtrail spraying! [Spraying] gave me burning eyes, a sore throat, and a nosebleed... I reached the point of panic and called not only the... TV stations, but also CN N , the Weather Channel, NOAA and the NWS Mt. Holly. All were giving me the same response of denial. I had to make a phone call later that day, and the line was dead! I went to a neighbors house, called the phone company, and was

told that they could not find the problem. Walking back to my house, I saw a strange van parked at the edge of my property. They stayed parked there for a half hour until I got the guts to walk outside and let them know that I was aware of them, at which time they drove away. The entire outside phone line had to be replaced the next day. The phone company said that the line had a short out. This is the first time my phone has had this problem in the entire 39 years this house has been here!”

Some tell tales of mysterious white tanker planes, a counterpart to the black helicopters of paranoid legend, crisscrossing the country spraying “chemtrails” that make people sick. Often the chemtrails form an X, which is “read by satellites to track dispersal patterns,” we learn. In many cases the contrails are accompanied by a cobweblike cloud of “angel hair” filaments descending from the sky. Other times clear or brown Jell-O-like goop spatters the land­ scape. Some think the goop and the filaments result from improperly adjusted spray nozzles on the mysterious air­ craft.

Are these people crazy? O f course they’re crazy. But there’s an element of truth to what they say. In recent years scientists have become concerned about the effects of jet contrails on the environment. In research published in 1998, NASA scientists found that by circling a jet off the Pacific coast they were able to create contrails that eventu­ ally coalesced into a cirrus cloud covering 1400 square miles. An examination of satellite photographs turned up • an instance of jet contrails in New Mexico forming a cloud covering 13,000 square miles. (NASA atmospheric scientist Patrick Minnis thinks the publicity surrounding these reve­ lations may have been what set off the chemtrail nuts.)

Cirrus cloud cover is thought to have increased significant­ ly over the U.S. since 1971, possibly due to jet travel.

Given the steady rise in air traffic, these clouds may lead to local and eventually global warming and other meteorolog­ ical effects — not necessarily angel hair filaments and JellO-like goop, but perhaps a lot fewer sunny days.

— CECIL ADAMS

Is there something you need to get straight? Cecil Adams can deliver the Straight Dope on any topic. Write Cecil Adams at the Chicago Reader, 11 E. Illinois, Chicago, IL 60 61 1, or e-mail him at cecil@chireader.corn.

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(Mar. 21-Apr. 19): Whenever I psychically tune into your imminent fate, I get visions of you taking champagne baths and playing tag in fountains and making love near waterfalls. With my watery Cancerian nature, I interpret this to be a very appealing prophecy of giddy, fizzy adventures in intimacy. But I’m wondering if you, with your addiction to playing with fire, will be dazzled at all by these moist thrills. I hope so.

Here’s one good omen to report: This morning I dreamed of Rosie O’Donnell and Spike Lee, both of whom are Aries, blowing bubbles in a hot tub as a nearby choir sang “Take Me to the River.”

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(Apr. 20-May 20): I appreciate the subtlety and care with which you’ve been trying to convey your increasingly insistent message.

Sad to say, however, you’re just not being met with the receptivity you deserve. It’s time, therefore, to sum­ mon more high-impact modes of communication. How about squalling a homemade manifesto through a bullhorn or FedExing a half-burnt $20 bill covered with poetic demands?

Better yet, put your face right in the faces of your target audience and speak the bald truth without a trace of anger.

GEM INI

(May 21-June 20): I mischievously considered sending you white gloves and juicy strawberries for your birthday, but decided it might aggravate your feeling that life has been One Big Tease lately. Instead, here are the gifts I promise to try to deliver (or at least predict) during the rest of 2000: growing pains that feel pretty good; disposal of the psychic garbage left over from 1995-1999; advice that inspires you to develop a greater receptivity to help, rewards, and.invisible means of support; lessons in the difference between oppressive self-control and liberating self-control; and the luck and skill

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C AN C ER

(June 21-July 22): Personally, I’m glad I didn’t end up spending my adult life in the neigh­ borhood I grew up in. Some folks thrive on that version of long-term community, but it would have been stifling to me. I’d hate trying to keep evolving while straitjacketed by the expectations of people who thought I would and should always remain like the person I was when I was younger.

You might be different from me, though, Cancerian. Maybe you’re more likely to shine when you’re in close contact with an extended tribe you’ve known forever. If so, this is an excellent moment to work hard on building more family feeling. If not, it’s prime time to run away from home and start the next chapter in your life story.

LEO

(July 23-Aug. 22): “Companies have three options,” says biz wiz Louise Biggs. “They can either ignore change, be in constant struggle about change, or learn how to thrive and prosper in change.” Businesses that fail, she adds, often do so because they’ve refused to change or else changed at the wrong time. I believe this advice is equally applicable to individuals — and especially to Leo individuals in the coming weeks. In the near future, you will have ripe opportunities to mutate and trans­ form with poignant grace. Please don’t refuse these soul-stirring invitations.

VIRGO

(Aug. 23-Sept. 22): Never before, Virgo, have you reminded me of a hawk. An elegant pheasant or busy hummingbird, yes.

But never a powerful hunter like the hawk. And yet that’s exactly what you resemble now. Maybe for the first

time ever, you’re primed to act more like a predator than prey. You’re ready to go on the offensive, scouring large expanses for juicy tidbits. As you jour­ ney far and wide in search of the exact nourishment you need, I urge you to learn from the hawk’s approach to travel. Rather than flapping its wings relentlessly, it often hitchhikes on “thermals” — warm updrafts created as the sun heats the earth’s surface at midday. Riding one of these windy spirals to high altitudes, it then soars free of it and glides slowly downward for miles until it finds another ther­ mal.

LIBRA

(Sept. 23-Oct. 22): “Dear Dr. Brezsny: What am I going to dp this summer? Will I have fun?

Will I meet anyone nice? Will my life be forever changed for the better? — Curious Libra in Nashville.” Dear Curious: I predict that this summer you will make a pilgrimage to a holy wasteland, where you will pluck a magic weed at the exact moment a thunderclap booms. You will then place a shred of the weed under your tongue, whereupon you will feel an irresistible urge to memorize and act out Emily Dickinson’s poem, “Soul at the White Heat.”

SCORPIO

(Oct. 23-Nov. 21): To celebrate the grand re-opening of your direct hotline to God, I’ll tell you about two ideas that might come in handy. First, there’s philosopher Robert Anton Wilson’s notion that what this planet really needs is six bil­ lion religions — in other words, a unique spiritual path for each seeker.

Secondly, there’s the democratic approach to spirituality cultivated by the Gnostics of the first few centuries A.D. They believed that every devotee was potentially a visionary who could Experience epiphanies worthy of

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becoming part of the ever-evolving Gnostic doctrine. I hope these help inspire you to reach new heights of intensity in your conversations with the Divine Wow, Scorpio. More than ever, you don’t need any priest, rabbi, guru, lama or imam to serve as mid­ dleman.

SAGITTARIUS

(Nov. 22-Dec. 21): You’re delectable! You’re radiant! Your pheromones are as simi­ lar to those of a sexual champion as they will ever be! If you’re single and don’t want to be, the cosmos is con­ spiring for you to meet your match.

To prep you for action, let’s review a few flirtation techniques. The lip-lick and the eyebrow flash are great ice­ breakers, as is tilting your neck side­ ways. Once the conversation begins, patting your clothes or smoothing your hair is sure to send signals straight to your target’s libido. And of course, nothing beats fondling a near­ by object like a wine glass. Oh, by the way: If you’re happily mated, all the above still applies. Use your ripeness not to win a new paramour, but to seduce your old familiar into a deeper level of intimacy.

CAPRICORN

(Dec. 22Jan. 19): “The psychic health of an individual resides in the capacity to recognize and welcome the ‘Other,’” writes poet and translator Rosanna Warren in The Art of Translation.

“Our word ‘idiot’ comes from the Greek [idiotes].. .whose primary sense is of privacy.. .isolation.” With this warning, Warren builds her case for the virtues of reading literature that has been translated from its native tongue. Her point could also be applied to the value of encountering people that are utterly different from you and of going places that are out­ side of your comfort zone. These exer-

ciscs will be especially healthy for you in the weeks to come, Capricorn. I urge you to culti­ vate an eagerness for what’s for­ eign, even alien, and almost untranslatable.

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(Jan. 20-Feb. 18): “The doors to heaven and hell are adjacent and identical,” novelist Nikos Kazantzakis wrote, “both green, both beautiful.” After extensive medi­ tation, I decided that while this thought might be good for you to contemplate right now, it’s only par­ tially true. Here are some additional clues for you to consider as you decide which door to slip through in the coming weeks. First of all, the door to heaven is harder to open, and so you may be tempted to go with the other, choice simply because it’s less taxing. Secondly, the beauty of hell’s door is cheaper and less enduring; look closely and you can see the paint chipping away and a subtle lack of impeccability in the craftsmanship.

PISCES

(Feb. 19-Mar. 20): I’m sure you’d be hard-pressed to say anything positive about the emotional traumas you’ve endured in the course of your life. Wounds are very bad things, right? Normally, I’d agree, but not now. These days, losses that occurred long ago may have a tonic effect on you. Ancient griefs are ripen­ ing into useful wisdom. The broken heart you suffered way back when could be the X-factor that rouses you to stake a claim to fierce, fresh love. ® You can c a ll R ob B rezsn y, d ay or n ig h t fo r y o u r

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Dear Lola, The woman I love has a real way with words.

When she constructs analogies, I get hot as an ant under a sadist’s magnifying glass in August. Her imagery sends shocks of electric desire shooting through my extremities. And when she speaks in metaphor, I die. Though we have not yet been intimate, I believe we are headed in that direc­ tion. I asked her to be the fire in my hearth, and she replied, ’Til be the smoke that rises from your chimney. ” Now I don’t know what to do. Did she mean yes or no?

Flummoxed in Ferrisburgh Dear Flummoxed, How am I supposed to know? It’s not clear she understood you to mean what you under­ stood yourself to mean, let alone whether she meant what you hope she meant. My advice: Try plain Cnglish. Fuzzy language can be a fun and safe alternative to mind-altering drugs, but it’s not great for getting your point across. Utter an utterly ncn-ambigucus statement and watch her swoon a t the power of your prose.

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EMOTIONAL COMFORT. SWM, 37, YOUNG* looking, good build. ISO slender F, 25-40, « who is ISO kindness, sensitivity, passion & » trust from a really nice guy with many inter- * ests. Call me. 2923________________________ * SALSA, MERINGUE, TANGO, SAMBA & MORE.: DWM, 50s, ISO petite F, 40-60, dance part- « ner. No experience needed, just a desire to j have fun & a willingnes to learn. 2949_____ • NEW TO VERMONT. HONEST, FAITHFUL, young-looking, funny. DWM, 38, 5’7”, college grad, whose passions include songwriting, frisbee, rock music & thunderstorms.

ISO happy, fit F to be my best friend. 2928

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ARTIST, WRITER, CANOEIST, SEEKER. LOVER of wild rivers, of loon and frog music, good books and soft jazz. ISO a free spirit for occasional adventures, 25-35, 2809________ BURLINGTON SUMMERS ARE MORE FUN when you have someone cool to hang with.

Attractive, 29YO ISO active, athletic/fit, attractive, independent F, 21-30, who knows what she wants! 2807_____________________ SWPM, 23, active, fun, long drives with a fun,

5’io ”, BROWN, GREEN, 150 LBS., good-looking. I love mtn. biking, : & sunsets over the lake. ISO LTR good-looking SWF, 20-25. 2798

HUNCHBACK LEPER ISO LITTLE PRINCESS. \ Must be pure as (VT) snow, able to climb » long bell tower stairs, willing to do own ser-J vant duties. Ability to spin gold a plus. 2929;

DOWN TO EARTH S DAD, 42, ENJOYS BEING ; outdoors, camping, golf, boating & quiet times at home. ISO P, independent F who is kind, caring & fun to be with. 2796________ ;

SWM, 5 1, ISO VINTAGE BACK-TO-BASICS * type. Christ aware. Animal lover. Truth & « solitude seeker. NE Kingdom. 2926_________ »

POLITICALLY INCORRECT, ACTIVE DWM, 44.

Will cook, cuddle, exercise, bathe & spoil you. In exchange you can make me laugh, < have fun & perhaps fall in love. Active (some type of sports) WF, 38-46, are cordial- < ly requested to reply! 2792________________ <

ISO A CUTE GIRL, 18 -27 , BEST IF BLONDE 81 I light skin. “I believe love has no age.” I am* W/H, 20, M w/ a good administrative posi- l tion, I belong with you. 2945_______________< IMPULSIVE, IMPRACTICAL & UNCONVENTION-, AL PM, 40, ISO younger, petite, fit, unjaded, l and free-thinking F or BiF who’s inclined to « take chances and who’d like to explore * Vermont this summer. 2941________________ « LOVER OF WATER ISO CUTE, KIND, DRIVEN, * eccentric, resourceful, curious, conservation- t minded F, 2 6 -4 11/2 , for friendship, play, * adventure, mundanity, bog-trotting, ridge; running, discussion, laughter & I paddle/snorkel explorations of river, lake & ; bathtub. 2930_____________________________ J BURL NUDIST M, 50, ISO FRIEND TO ENJOY ; the sun, being outdoors, camp, swim, hike. J Open-minded and adventurous. Let’s enjoy a : Vermont summer as nature intented. 2924 ; ADVENTURE SEEKER, 45, SWPM, ISO attrac- j tive, fit and vivacious companion. Enjoy hik- * ing, kayaking, biking & travelling to new * places. Love to push limits. Letters welcome-:

SYMPATHIQUE, INTELLIGENT, BEAU ET amu- j sant. j’aime bien la vie culture, la nature, I voyager. Je cherche quelqu’on pour conver- 3 sation, amitie et peut-etre meme plus.

Environ 35-45. Ecris-moi. 2793______________3 FULL HEAD OF HAIR & SET OF TEETH, J almost. Young 50. 5’io ”, 170 lbs., NS, sense 3 of humor, Harrison Ford likeness. Fit, intelli- J gent, different. A nice guy. Waterfront, 3 Barnes & Noble, Rollerblading, dancing, din- 3 ing, picnics, VSO concerts. 2790____________ ‘ SUMMER FUN! DWM, 40S, 5 ’9", 150 LBS., < youthful, engaging, open-minded, appealing. : Likes outdoor activities, Burlington night life, • laughing, movies, sunsets, travel, photogra- ; phy, crop circles. ISO lover to share fun ; times with. 2789__________________________ • HIGH MARKS FOR INTEGRITY & HUMOR. I SPM, 50, financially secure, enjoys friends, * sports & working out. ISO partner, 34-50, in * shape, attractive & humorous. 2787

2927___________________________________* R U 2? SWM. 6’, 160 LBS., 40, ISO AUTHEN- * TIC, evolved, dog-loving, honest, commul nicative & passionate woman, 30-40, search4 ing namaste/temenos and a companion in l the journey. 2943_________________________ * 24 YO M ISO DOWN-TO-EARTH, OPEN-mind- * ed F, 21-35, to enjoy movies, relaxing con- J versations, bowling, billiards, fishing, & a J good night of drinking, to basically ju st, J have fun! 2947____________________________ J FUN SWPM, 36, 5’10", 165 LBS., BR/HAZEL, • NS, ND, ntf kids. ISO SWPF, 27-34, NS, ND, j no kids. Enjoys camping, mountain biking, j moonlight nights on the beach & tan lines. * 3148______________________________________» SM, 44, 6’, SUM, ARTIST, ORANGE CO. (VT).

Interests: music, organic gardening, nature, hiking, heading south for the winter. ISO SF, 34-45, fit, earthy, independent. 2783

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SAILING COMPANION (NS) ON LAKE CHAM- f PLAIN & Maine coast. Sailing experience is * not a requirement but love of the water, ‘ good physical condition & sense of humor a* definite plus. 2707 J

ORANGE/BLUE, 20, AQUARIAN GIRL CRAVING an artistic and eccentric F, 20-25, to help drag me from my closet. 2670

ERRANT KNGHT ISO 40+, DEMURE QUEEN for poetry, song & dance. Hopefully, frolic will abound for this Don Quixote & alchemy will ensue & the garden will blossom. 2814 SWM, 23, 6’, 175 LBS., ATHLETIC, CLEAN & attractive, ISO F of any age to participate in bondage, S&M or just being romantic.

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LOOKING FOR SUMMER PLAYMATES. Adventuresome, fit L, early 30s, ISO new friends for hiking, Rollerblading, biking, etc.

And who knows what else? 3 3 2 5___________ SEEKING FRIENDSHIP THAT HOPEFULLY leads to romance w/ another SF, 35-50.

Prefer positive, kind, gentle and somewhat butch counterpart. Smokers okay. 3306 B L 40, SMOKER, GODDESS-ORIENTED. ISO depth & deepness. Friends, maybe more.

Likes: Bingo, dog walks, cooking, football, meaningful conversations, hanging out, etc.

3138___________________________ GWF, 19, IF YOU LIKE PINA COLADAS, GET­ TING caught in the rain, making love at mid­ night in the dunes of the cape. I’m the love you’ve looked for, write me & escape. 3050 GWF, 19, SHAVED BLONDE/BLUE/ATHLETIC. Come to me like wine comes to this mouth.

Grown tired of water all the time. Quench my heart, quench my mind. 2805___________;

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5’8”, 180 lbs., NS. ISO GM counterpart for friendship and more whose house/apt. is filled w/books. 3320_______________ INEXPERIENCED GWM, 20, 6’, 165 LBS., blonde/blue ISO masculine GWM, 18-30+ who enjoys movies, music, lots of fun and animals. LTR preferred. Excited first-timer ISO friends and a lot more. 3316 ________ GWM, 5 ’9”, 43, 160 lbs., P, INDEPENDENTeducator, interested in music, movies, travel­ ling, the outdoors and someone to share life with. ISO like-minded M, 25-45. LTR/Summer romance, anyone? 3132____________________ GWM, 32, ISO GUYS MY AGE OR YOUNGER who are willing to show me or help explore the clubs of Boston or Montreal & beyond!

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STIFF-JOINTED TIN MAN ISO F WITH LOTS OF LUBRI­ CANT. KNOWLEDGE OF JOINT MANIPULATION, A PLUS. WILLING TO TRAIN IF NECES­ SARY. CALL NOW! MUST GET THE WOOD IN SOON.

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SUBMISSIVE M W/ A FEW KINKS ISO Dominant M for fantasy fulfillment. I enjoy dirty talk, watersports & eating out. 3129

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BICURIOUS SWM, 35, ATTRACTIVE, IN shape, ISO 1st time encounter w/ effeminate boy who is pretty, cute and patient, 20s. who can have his way w/me. Discretion assured.

3062_____________________________________ TIRED OF STEREOTYPES?! GWM, 35, 6’, 180 lbs. Handsome, straight-acting, work-out nut, off-beat sense of humor, wide range of interests ISO like-minded adventurers, 2540, for possiblities? 2925__________________

MASCULINE M, 5*8”, 165 LBS., UNCUT, 40S, brown hair, trimmed beard, hairy chest wants guys for country rides, a few beers, woods, phone fun, watching videos together. Call me. 2645__________________________

DELIVERY DRIVERS WANTED! PSM, 43, ISO delivery drivers, 28-40, for some personal package delivery fun! Something about a man in a uniform! Marital status unimportant. NS/ND. 2948_________________________

I’M 23, S 8l VERY LONELY. ISO GWM, 21-30, to hold, cuddle, love, etc. I am very affec­ tionate and passionate. ISO LTR. Enjoy music, movies, dining, going for walks. 2644

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41, INTERESTED IN MEETING A M FOR own my own country home w/ river & Would like to share it & myself w/ Mr. 2784 __________________________

GWM, 36, 6’i" , 260 LBS., HAIRY ISO GWM, 18-24, for clubbing, dining out & having fun. ; I’m fairly new to VT. My goal is LTR. Under 175 lbs, is a plus. 2815____________________ j HUNTING FOR BEAR. TIME TO COME OUT OF i hibernation. Young 50s, Daddy ISO mature bears for fun & companionship in Central VT. I am ND, ND, NA & healthy. 2794_______ !

SUBMISSIVE M, 38, WANTS TO SERVE! Enjoys eating out & more. 2704____________; 29YO, GWM, 5'io ”, 17 5 LBS., BR/BL, ISO M j w/dark complexion, hair & eyes, 20-25. Likes ; dancing, quiet times & the many things you ; can do outdoors. 2710____________________ ;

GWM, 27, BROWN HAIR, EYES, 5*9”, 140 lbs., swimmers build, enjoy outdoors, travel­ ing, clubs, cooking. I am tired of the mind games, & l-night stands. I am easy going & love to show my “other” side to the special someone. I also love spoiling my partner w/massages. 2643

STIFF-JOINTED TIN MAN. ISO GIRL WITH lots of lubricant, knowledge of joint manipula­ tion a plus. Willing to train if necessary. Call now! I must get the wood in soon. 3322 HANDSOME, ATTRACTIVE, CUTE (YOU BE the judge), WPM, 32, 6’, 160 lbs., fit and fun ISO classy, naughty F for sensual massage, friendship, must be open-minded, healthy, discreet. 3315_____________________________

ME: ABOUT TO TURN 40 THIS SPRING. STOP j March Madness. ISO good company besides. < Break the Silence because “good romance” ‘ YOUNG FUN CU LOOKING FOR A EASYGOING, is the best truth & dare of all! 2642________ > sexy F to help us and hopefully you enjoy life’s many pleasures for three. Discretion a HEY DUDES, 35. GWM, MASC ISO SAME. Ex \ must! 3305_______________________________ Air Force Fireman. Was married to a F (5 1 years), then commited to another dude for 7 " WE ARE A MACU WANTING TO SPICE UP our years. I’m s ’io ”, 175 lbs., short brown crew- 1 lives and meet another couple (age 38-48) cut, hazel eyes, , ’stache & goatee. Please 1 for possible discreet swaps. We’re kinda be masc. & into LTR. Prefer dudes under 35. I cute and hope you are too! 3151___________ 2667___________________ ! SWM, 47, 6’, 190 LBS., ISO OLDER F, 58+ SPIRITUAL, SMART, SEXY, 40 ISO FRIEND' for friendship, erotic times. Very attentive to *_____________________ SHIP & partnership. Loves: gardening, ani; your needs. 3061 mats, basking in the sun, quiet times, danc- ; ing, singing, drumming and making magick! ; Interested? Intrigued? Say hello! 2657________;

ATHLETIC, COUNTRY GIRL. BICURIOUS MAF ISO discreet pleasure with healthy, goodlooking MaM or MaF. 3056_________________

BiWM, 5’io ”, 185 LBS., RED HAIR, AVERAGE J COULD YOU BE THE “GIRL NEXT DOOR”. looks & build. ISO D&D free M, 18-46, for » Contact me for more details. Don’t delay, discreet good times in Burlington & Rutland j deadlines are fast approaching. Must be at my place. 2652 shot in june to meet post date. 2950_______

32, 5’, SWF ISO 135-14 8 LBS., 5 ’ SWF, 34-36 brunette w/ shoulder length hair or longer.

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40ISH WM, HANDY W/TOOLS ISO 30ISH, WF (tall preferred). Objective: donuts & light carpentry (plumbing optional). 2953

WHERE HAVE ALL THE ANGST-KIDS GONE? There must be a goth scene somewhere in VT. Where do you hang out/get your gear?

Let’s just say I’m morbidly curious. 2951 ISO FUN-SEEKING M OR F TO ASSIST MaCU w/new adventures. Discretion a must. ND, disease-free & no attitudes wanted. 2954 STRIP ME OF MY INHIBITIONS BASHFUL SWM, 41, 5 ’9”, 178 lbs., avg. looks, good heart/personallity. Lonely, sexually frustrated.

ISO slender F, bi/straight younger than 40, who is selfless, cool, understanding. 2939 ISO TV WHO CAN ASSIST ME IN FUTHERING my fern side. Any assistance will be greatly appreciated. I want enhance my technique to look like a woman. 2944

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MWF ISO FRIEND (ONLY) TO GO TO MOVIES with, the theatre, dancing. Open to gender, sexual preference, appearance. ISO someone who needs a friend. 3142

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I’M 67 WF NS - INDEPENDENT, HONEST, gardener, reader, humorous, not an extrovert.

Enjoy intelligent, down-to-earth people. Can we be friends? Box 732____________________ AM I ASKING TOO MUCH? ALL I WANT IS A good-looking M escort for summertime events in Burlington. Me? Blonde, blue, early 40s (look younger), tall, fit. Let’s have fun!

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DWF, 53, ISO HONEST GENTLEMAN WHO enjoys candle light dinners, good wine and conversation. Long walks with a down-toearth woman. Box 755____________________

OPEN YOUR HEART & YOU WILL FIND ME. IF you’re looking for true love, you found me.

50, DWF, LTR w/DWM, 42-52. Who knows what true love is. Box 734_________________

, 43, SMALL, FEMININE, LONG AUBURN hair, hazel eyes. Are you looking for me?

YouTI find me...exploring the NE Kingdom, dancing barefoot at the barbeque, laughing caitiping, reacTing, tistening,..looking for you. Box 7 54___

SWF, 23, NEW IN BURLINGTON ISO 23-27, to hang out. Not into party life. Enjoys eating in, art, mostly cuddling. Must be fun & kindhearted. include photo. Box 725

NO MORE BAD BOYS - WISER WOMAN ISO awn-up M, 55+, w/sense of humor, jo ie de tfe:& slightly warped outlook on life’s tra­ vels/W hat do you want? Box 752 SPF, PETlfE OF BUILD, PASSIONATE OF spirit ISO handsome, adventerous, college-educated M to love. 40-50 something. Box 749

SWM, SLIGHTLY CRAZED J PUERTO RICAN artist, 5’ 10”, 160 lbs., 40. Intense, bright, funny, creative, workaholic, w/ bachelor-itis, ISO warm, attractive sweetheart for dancing, travel, possible long-term, mutual unfolding of destiny. Photo please. Box 756__________

ATTRACTIVE & PETITE SWF, 38, 5’2”, 105 lbs., long brown hair, brown eyes. Enjoys music, fishing, camping, fast cars and romantic drives. ISO handsome, slender SWM, 25-38. Send photo w/letter. Box 737

SWM, 33, 6’3 ”, 210 LBS. ISO EQUAL partner­ ship with a woman of reasonably shaped mind and body — race & age unimportant.

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PRETTY FLATLANDER ISO FRIEND, 60+, TO share lovpof culture, nature, &. finer things of life. Box 740

SPANISH PM, NEW IN RUTLAND. ISO PETITE soulmate. Best if brunette w/sense of humor to become am igos y mucho mas. Send photo w/ letter. No seas tim ida. Box 760

SWF, 60S, NEW-FASHIONED, IRISH, LOVES words, politics, music, film, theater, sexuality, nature...not necessarily in that order.

Accidental potter, deliberate writer. Consider carefully, my mind is open...Box 738

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DWM, 41, INTELLIGENT, PERSONABLE. I enjoy many things: walks on the beach, sun­ sets, conversation & your interests. ISO WF for friendship, fun, possible LTR. Box 762

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WM, 35, MONTPELIER AREA. PART AM. Indian, French, Irish, English, 150 lbs., blue eyes. Never married, ND, NS, Vegetarian.

Send photo. Hi, Steve. Box 735___________

NEW TO AREA. FIT, SWM, 33, BLONDE, blue, pleasant demeanor, strong sense of justice and humor ISO SF, age/race unimportant.

Must be fun, not moody or possessive.

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PAVLOV’S DOG SEEKS RECONDITIONING. Tall, fit, SW Alpha M repeatedly beaten by loveless mother, ISO angel of mercy to remove my collar & allow me to stand on two legs. Box 722

SWM, 46, ISO YOUNG, SEXY, HORNY F WHO would enjoy passionate love-making encoun­ ters with a special man. You: into trying new things, i8-up. Considered well-endowed. Try me. Box 748______________________________

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VT PRISONER IN NJ JAIL. MISUNDERSTOOD. ISO younger F for TLC relationship. SWM, 43, UVM grad. Returns home in 2001. Let’s start something special now! Box 750___________

o jth m SKINNY, SKINNY-DIPPER WANTED. FREE TO travel ISO warm waters, the world around 81 within. Vegetarian, environmentalist into gar­ dening, homesteading, LTR. Egalitarian SWM, 6T", 175 lbs., ND, NS, NA, no kids & FS. Box 757__________________________________

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PL, 49, IN LOVE WITH NATURE, THE ARTS, spiritual practice, personal & P growth and my two cats. Seeks dance of companionship/ LTR w/ NS kindred spirit. Box 739__________

WM, 50ISH, NS, MED. BUILD, WOULD LIKE to meet F. Age, race, looks unimportant for discreet relationship days-or eves. Box 753

WM - HIRSUTE LOVER, 50ISH, WOULD LIKE to connect with hirsute F for good times, more the better. Box 761__________________

GWF, 38, SMOKER, ISO MATURE, POSITIVE, spiritual, ND, GWF w/interest in books, cats, hiking and long conversations over coffee.

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BAD BOY, MID 30S, ISO GOOD GIRL TO help mend my ways. Fly me a kite, you won’t be disappointed. Picture gets picture. Age/race unimportant. Release date 2001. Box 748,.-..

I AM A WM, OVER 40, ISO LADY WHO would enjoy having a houseboy clean her place from top to bottom for free. Will refund $5 for forwarding. Box 749__________________ ATTRACTIVE, MaWCU, EARLY 30S, ISO other MaWCU % occasional intimate meetings.

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VERY MASCULINE, ATTRACTIVE, MUSCULAR, SBiWM, 34, 6’, 165 lbs., trimmed beard.

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LOOKING FOR A DATE? WILL YOU DATE ME? I have brown eyes and hair, 200 lbs. I would like to have a relationship in or out or around North East Kingdom. P. S. I won’t mind dating a btck man. Box 741

FUNNY, EDUCATED, JM. WELL- READ, NEED engaging conversation, pursue visual arts, bass on a fly rod, jazz, Bach and Krauss.

Later 50s, offbeat but fully civilized. ISO LTR w/independent, smart, fit, playful F. Any bkgrd., 47-57. Picture appreciated. Box 735

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